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Sebelumnya di Young Sheldon...
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Kau tahu Tn. Rosenbloom
pemilik toko mebel...
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sebelah restoran steak?
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Dia mengajakku makan malam.
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Apakah dia pacarmu?
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Dia salah satunya,
jadi tak usah dibahas.
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Apa yang bisa kubantu?
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Bagaimana rasanya
beragama Yahudi?
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Buruk sekali.
Tak kurekomendasikan.
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Ya?
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Connie, aku ingin
makan malam denganmu.
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Ini sangat menjanjikan.
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Dr. Sturgis dan Nenek...
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menginap bersama
untuk pertama kalinya.
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Ini langkah besar
dalam hubungan mereka.
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Aku akan mengucapkan selamat.
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Pakai jaket, di luar dingin.
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Kau hanya makan es krim vanilla
untuk pencuci mulut.
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- Kenapa begitu?
- Aku mengikuti tulisan...
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fisikawan hebat Richard Feynman.
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Untuk mengurangi...
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jumlah keputusan dalam hidupnya,
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dia selalu makan es krim coklat
untuk pencuci mulut.
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Terdengar akan membosankan.
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Oh, memang.
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Namun selama 35 tahun terakhir,
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kuyakin sudah menghemat
satu setengah hari.
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Kau harus mengizinkan
aku yang masak sesekali.
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Tapi aku suka memasakkanmu.
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Ini cara mengungkapkan
sayangku padamu.
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Juga membuatku bisa mengendalikan
jumlah bawang putih,
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yang membuatku bersendawa.
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Aku jago memasak barbecue,
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dan aku janji bisa membuatnya
tanpa bawang putih.
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Luar biasa!
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Lain kali, kau bisa mengungkapkan
sayangmu padaku.
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Permisi.
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Aku yakin ini Sheldon
memeriksa kita.
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Apa?
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Connie? Ini Ira.
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Aku...
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Ini Sheldon.
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Terdengar agak kesal.
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Akan kuterima di ruangan lain.
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Sebentar...
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Halo lagi.
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Aku ingin tahu rencanamu
akhir pekan ini.
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Aku merindukanmu.
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Keren, keren.
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Kau mau menonton...
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atau sedikit bowling?
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Dengar, ini bukan saat yang tepat.
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Ada famili sedang mampir,
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bisa kutelepon lagi nanti?
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Ya, ya, maaf.
Aku tak ingin mengganggu.
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Aku hanya merindukan suaramu.
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Ini suaraku,
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keluar langsung
dari tenggorokanku.
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Baiklah,
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jadi, sampai jumpa.
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Sampai jumpa.
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Bagaimana Sheldon?
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- Apa?
- Sheldon.
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Kau tadi menelepon Sheldon.
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Oh... benar, ya.
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Kau tahu dia punya
fotonya si Feynman...
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di kamar tidurnya?
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Apa? Aku juga sama.
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Sangat mirip.
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Oh, sial.
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Permisi.
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Ya?
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Bagaimana?
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Ini Sheldon lagi.
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Apa maksudmu "lagi"?
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Bicaralah.
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Aku baru-baru ini
membaca artikel...
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tentang kompleks
akselerator partikel...
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yang akan dibangun di Texas.
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Lalu kenapa?
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Kupikir jika ada kecanggungan...
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dalam percakapan kalian,
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Nenek bisa menyebutkan soal ini.
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Percakapan kami baik-baik saja.
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Sekarang Nenek sudah punya
bahan pembicaraan.
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Lanjutkanlah.
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Pertanyaan... akankah kita
bersenggama malam ini?
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Karena urat lututku tertarik...
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ketika mengayuh sepeda tadi.
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Kenapa tak mengatakan apa pun?
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Aku berusaha tampak jantan,
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tapi makin lama makin terasa...
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bahwa ada yang mengganjal
di selakanganku.
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Oh, John...
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kita tak harus
melakukan apa pun.
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Kita bisa hanya bersama.
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Terima kasih.
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Tapi jika tak masalah,
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aku ingin tetap berusaha.
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Ini.
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Terima kasih.
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Jadi kau sungguh akan kencan
dengan si pemilik toko mebel ini
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saat mengencani Dr. Sturgis?
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Namanya hubungan tanpa status.
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Dan andai kau melakukan itu,
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kau takkan terjebak
bersama si gendut di dalam.
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Itu tidak sopan.
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Dan apakah itu perlu?
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Bahasa Italia-nya
"corretto."
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Artinya mengoreksi minuman.
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Jadi minum tanpa alkohol itu salah?
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Ya.
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Orang-orang Italia,
mereka tahu yang benar.
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Baiklah, satu per satu dulu.
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Jadi kau sungguh akan mengencani
dua orang sekaligus?
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- Dua yang kau tahu.
- Oh, Bu.
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Ayolah, jangan sok suci.
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Aku takkan punya bayi lagi.
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Aku tak butuh mereka
untuk mengurusku.
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Kenapa aku tak boleh
bersenang-senang?
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Itu tak mencerminkan
sikap kristiani.
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Aku tak menyangkalnya.
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Salute!
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Ya, sudah benar.
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Oh, Nenek, tidak.
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Hey, telepon siapa?
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Dr. Sturgis.
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Kenapa?
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Kulihat Nenek naik mobil...
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bersama Tn. Rosenbloom.
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Tidak...
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Aku tak yakin
apa sungguh begini kejadiannya,
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tapi bagi otak sembilan tahunku,
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Ibuku terbang.
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Jadi, bagaimana brisketnya?
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Enak.
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Bukan brisketku,
tapi enak.
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Aku harus mengajakmu ke New York...
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agar kau bisa mencicipi
brisket Yahudi yang otentik.
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Bedanya apa?
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Kurang lebih sama, kecuali...
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lebih lembab dan kau bisa
merasakan lemaknya...
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langsung masuk ke jantung.
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Astaga...
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Aku merindukan tawa itu.
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Jadi...
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bagaimana menurutmu?
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- Soal apa?
- Mengunjungi New York.
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Kita bisa menonton
pertunjukkan Broadway,
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melihat-lihat.
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Oh, Ira...
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Entahlah.
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- Terdengar seperti komitmen.
- Begitukah?
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Menurutku di usia ini,
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kita harus bepergian,
melihat dunia.
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- Sepertinya.
- Maksudku,
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kita tak bertambah muda.
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Apa maksudnya itu?
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Maksudku aku
tak bertambah muda.
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Kau, di sisi lain,
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bagai bunga tulip mekar.
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Lebih baik.
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Tapi aku masih belum paham.
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Nenekmu wanita lajang.
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Dia tak terikat pada siapa pun,
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dan dia ingin punya pilihan.
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Tapi Dr. Sturgis adalah
pilihan terbaik.
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Kau mungkin merasa demikian,
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tapi dia belum yakin.
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Jadi kita harus memberitahunya.
Aku akan menelepon.
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Tidak.
Kita tak boleh ikut campur...
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dan mungkin mendoakannya
agar membuat keputusan terbaik.
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Kita akan menyerahkannya
pada Tuhan?
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Menurutmu kau bisa lebih baik
daripada Tuhan?
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Mungkin tidak dalam hal
menciptakan alam semesta,
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tapi aku yakin bisa
membebaskan semua Yahudi...
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dengan satu virus penyakit.
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Kau bisa makan salmon, bagel,
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yang dipotong pada pukul 3.30 pagi.
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Kenapa aku ingin itu?
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Takkan ingin.
Terlalu berat.
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Tapi bisa andai mau.
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Jadi bagaimana menurutmu?
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Oh, Ira, kurasa tidak.
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Baiklah, bagaimana jika...
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berakhir pekan di New Orleans?
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Kita bisa ikut Carnival Cruise.
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Yang benar saja.
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Aku tak bisa, aku...
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Tak bisa apa?
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Ira, kau pria baik.
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Aku tak suka
arah pembicaraan ini.
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Tapi sejujurnya,
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aku berkencan dengan orang lain.
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Dan sampailah kita.
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Kukira aku bisa...
mengencani kalian sekaligus,
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tapi aku tidak bisa...
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Aku tak sanggup.
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Baiklah, saran.
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Dan mungkin kau sudah terpikir...
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tapi bagaimana jika kau
putus dengannya...
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dan hanya bersamaku?
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Maafkan aku.
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Kukira aku bisa mengatasinya.
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- Tak apa-apa.
- Kau tahu,
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kau bertambah tua, dan kau kira
mentalmu semakin kuat...
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- Tak apa-apa.
- ...dan hatimu lebih kuat.
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Tapi tidak, malah sebaliknya.
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Kuharap pria ini tahu
bahwa kau adalah mukjizat.
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"Mukjizat" terlalu berlebihan,
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tapi dia bersemangat.
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Baguslah.
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Kuharap kalian berdua bahagia!
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Aku tak ingin merayakan dulu,
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tapi Nenek dan Tn. Rosenbloom
kembali dan dia menangis.
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Akan diinfokan kembali.
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Aku selesai.
Boleh permisi?
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Demi Tuhan,
kau tak mengunyahnya?
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Tidak seperti seharusnya.
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Kenapa terburu-buru?
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Aku harus kembali mengawasi.
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Baik, pergilah.
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Apa yang diharapkannya dari
mengawasi rumah Nenek?
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Kau baru di rumah ini?
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Anak itu aneh.
253
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Dia hanya bersemangat
Nenek berkencan...
254
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dengan pria idolanya.
255
00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:51,255
Andai Nenek mengencani
Tony Danza, pasti keren sekali.
256
00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:53,424
Ada apa denganmu dan Tony Danza?
257
00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:56,094
Acaranya tak pernah
mengatakan ini,
258
00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,430
tapi aku yakin
dialah bos-nya.
259
00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,466
Menurutku wanita pirang itulah bos-nya.
260
00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:02,467
Angela?
261
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,235
Siapa yang aneh sekarang?
262
00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,473
Kuperingatkan kau,
263
00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,642
sekali kau mencicipi barbecue-ku,
264
00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:13,411
kau takkan mau makan yang lain.
265
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,614
Seperti saat aku tahu
tisu toilet bertekstur.
266
00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,282
Sekali aku mencoba barang bagus,
267
00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:21,052
yang lainnya terasa seperti
sabun gosok.
268
00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:23,888
Kau sangat imajinatif, ya?
269
00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,523
270
00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,258
Astaga.
271
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,893
Permisi.
272
00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:32,797
Sheldon, ini tak lucu lagi.
273
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,500
Connie Tucker?
274
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:36,568
Ya?
275
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,336
Saya mengirimkan perabotan
dari Rosenbloom's Furniture.
276
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,137
Oh.
277
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,772
Saya tak membeli perabotan.
278
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,941
Sepertinya ini hadiah.
279
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,209
Astaga.
280
00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:46,744
Aku menunduk memungut buku,
281
00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:50,515
terkutuklah aku jika dia
tak memandangi bokongku.
282
00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,450
Luar biasa.
283
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:56,220
Kalian takkan percaya
apa yang terjadi di rumah Nenek.
284
00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:58,756
Apakah lebih menarik daripada
Who's the Boss?
285
00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,658
Kuragukan.
286
00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:02,460
287
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,929
Rosenbloom's Fine Furniture.
Dengan Ira.
288
00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,931
Kenapa kau mengirimiku perabotan?
289
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:09,934
Kuputuskan aku tak bisa
mundur diam-diam.
290
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,969
Aku memperjuangkan cintamu.
291
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,337
Dengan perabotan?
292
00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:15,840
Oh, bukan sekadar perabotan.
Ini barang terbaik kami.
293
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,176
Dan ini bukan kayu lapis...
294
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,677
tapi kayu ek!
295
00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:22,080
Ira, aku tak menyukainya.
296
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,849
Kau lebih suka lapis kulit?
297
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,685
Ada apa?
298
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,287
299
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:30,855
Bisa kutelepon nanti?
300
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,557
Kunantikan.
301
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,125
Tak seharusnya.
302
00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,096
Okay.
303
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,064
Sepertinya bisa dibilang...
304
00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,799
salah satu mantanku...
305
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:44,469
berusaha merayuku
dengan perabotan.
306
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:47,004
Mengesankan.
307
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,973
Ini kayu ek asli.
308
00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:51,476
Apa itu tadi dia di telepon?
309
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,278
Ya. Maaf.
310
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,347
Menarik.
311
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,849
Apa?
312
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,284
Bersaing dengan pria lain...
313
00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:03,821
membuatmu tampak makin menarik bagiku.
314
00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:05,690
Aku tak paham.
315
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,525
Aku harus meneliti dulu,
316
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,629
tapi tebakanku ini adalah
insting genetis...
317
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:15,567
yang meningkatkan libido-ku.
318
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,203
Aku butuh minum.
319
00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:24,342
Bisa kau percaya dia berusaha
merayuku dengan perabotan?
320
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,978
Akan kubelikan kau perabotan
jika mau meninggalkan Texas.
321
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,313
Jadi akan kau kembalikan?
322
00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:30,948
Tentu tidak,
akan kusimpan.
323
00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:33,617
Tapi artinya kau memberinya harapan.
324
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,085
325
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,820
Kau mau menerima Ira kembali?
326
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:36,821
Entahlah.
327
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:40,057
Dia sangat manis, tapi...
328
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,960
ada sesuatu pada John.
329
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:45,696
Dia seperti beruang teddy kecil
yang lucu, paham?
330
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,131
Beruang teddy,
331
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,466
pengendara sepeda
332
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,067
yang cerdas.
333
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,270
Aku bahkan tak paham
apa yang dibicarakannya.
334
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,071
Tapi...
335
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:58,009
saat dia tak ada,
aku merindukannya.
336
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,846
Kedengarannya kau jatuh cinta.
337
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:04,849
Mungkin begitu.
338
00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:07,285
Hebat sekali.
Aku juga mencintainya.
339
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,253
Keluar dari sini!
340
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,021
Jika Nenek tak paham
perkataan Dr. Sturgis,
341
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:11,489
dengan senang hati akan kujelaskan.
342
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,891
Keluar!
343
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,896
Permisi.
344
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,264
Saya mencari Ira.
345
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,166
Dengan senang hati.
Apa yang bisa saya bantu?
346
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:25,736
Anda, Tuan,
telah melampaui batas.
347
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,572
Maaf, apa?
348
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,840
Nona Constance Tucker...
349
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:32,276
sudah menjelaskan bahwa
hubungan kalian berakhir,
350
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,146
dan Anda meresponnya dengan
enam kursi,
351
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:38,616
sebuah meja, dan meja tambahan.
352
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,351
Siapa Anda?
353
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:41,853
John Sturgis,
354
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,487
pria yang dipilihnya...
355
00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,289
dan pesaing asmara Anda.
356
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,059
Maaf, apa yang Anda mau dari saya?
357
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:51,162
Saya ingin Anda berhenti
mengejar Connie.
358
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:53,898
Baik, saya minta Anda
keluar dari toko.
359
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,801
Baiklah.
360
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,770
Batas telah dinyatakan.
361
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:02,807
Jangan berani melewatinya.
362
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,881
Dasar aneh.
363
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,557
Apa Anda bilang?
364
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:20,791
Anda mendengar saya.
365
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:24,295
Tuan, saya punya perasaan.
366
00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:28,099
Dan anda telah melukainya.
367
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,303
Aku tahu kau punya sejumlah...
368
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,105
kekasih,
369
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,807
tapi tak pernah kudengar kau
bicara seperti ini sebelumnya.
370
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,442
"Kekasih"?
371
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,111
Dan kita heran kenapa Sheldon aneh.
372
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:41,212
373
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:42,947
Maaf jika kalian merasa ini lucu,
374
00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,115
tapi ini pertama kalinya...
375
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,584
Ibuku menyatakan
perasaan sesungguhnya...
376
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:47,919
sejak Ayah wafat.
377
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:49,988
Maaf jika aku penasaran.
378
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,857
Kau sungguh ingin tahu?
379
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:57,328
Bayangkan kau bekerja bertahun-tahun,
380
00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,330
kau dan suamimu bersiap pensiun,
381
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,532
rencana berlibur ke Sarasota,
382
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,535
dan... mendadak...
383
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,637
dia meninggal,
384
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,906
dan kau sendirian.
385
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:11,275
Kau berduka, kau menangis,
386
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:14,979
tapi akhirnya kau melanjutkan hidup.
387
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:17,081
Kau mulai berkencan,
388
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:19,817
dan itu menyenangkan.
389
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,919
Tapi jauh dalam pikiranmu,
390
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:25,556
ada pertanyaan...
391
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:29,894
"Akankah aku mati sendirian?"
392
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:35,166
393
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,601
Kenapa semua melihatku?
394
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:40,004
395
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:41,405
Berhari-hari tak tidur.
396
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,274
Rasanya seperti remaja patah hati,
397
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:46,744
kecuali aku ingat
pemerintahan Truman.
398
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,146
Perasaanmu bisa dipahami.
399
00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:51,482
Connie adalah wanita istimewa.
400
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:52,716
Benar.
401
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:55,152
Sekali lagi maaf.
Tak seharusnya aku menyebutmu aneh.
402
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:57,621
Maksudku, itu kasar.
403
00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,890
Aku pernah dihina lebih buruk.
404
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:04,128
Seorang profesor pernah menyebutku
ostrobogulous.
405
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,796
Aku sampai harus mencari artinya.
406
00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,064
Apa artinya?
407
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,499
Bahwa aku aneh.
408
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:09,633
409
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,069
John, kau pria baik.
410
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,337
Kau juga!
411
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,539
Tapi kuharap kau mengerti,
aku...
412
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:16,874
tak bisa menyerahkan Connie.
413
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,042
Tak apa-apa.
414
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:19,310
Sejujurnya,
415
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:23,681
aku merasa kompetisi ini
lumayan menyenangkan.
416
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:24,682
Benarkah?
417
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,183
Oh, ya.
418
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,352
Malam perabotan itu datang,
419
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:32,056
Aku melakukan push-up lagi
setelah 40 tahun.
420
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:34,058
421
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,160
Maaf, tapi aku merasa itu...
422
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,662
apa istilahnya...
astro-boobulous?
423
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:41,032
Ostrobogulous.
424
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,233
Ostrobogulous.
425
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,868
Tepat sekali.
426
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:46,804
Sekarang beri aku harga terbaik...
427
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,439
atas kursi ini...
428
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:51,042
dengan wadah gelas.
429
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,717
Kejutan menyenangkan.
430
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,852
Aku punya berita.
431
00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:03,954
Apa itu?
432
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:07,958
Aku ke toko mebel
dan bicara pada Ira.
433
00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:09,994
- Kenapa kau melakukannya?
- Untuk menuntut...
434
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,064
dia menghormati keinginanmu
untuk sendiri.
435
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:17,701
John, kau tak berhak.
436
00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:19,970
Jika ini membantu,
437
00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:22,607
dia tak berencana
meninggalkanmu.
438
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,183
Apa yang kau pikirkan?!
439
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,717
Menjadi pria sejati.
440
00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:35,820
Dengan menusukku dari belakang?
441
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,222
Kau nampak marah.
442
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:39,857
Memang marah!
443
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,626
Mengatasi Ira adalah urusanku!
444
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,895
Kuharap kau bersikap lembut.
445
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,597
Dia sedang rapuh.
446
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,466
Kalian berteman sekarang?
447
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,000
Tak bisa dibilang teman,
448
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:52,303
tapi seiring waktu, bisa kulihat...
449
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:53,370
kau tahu, bisa saja...
450
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,705
Kalian bertengkar?
451
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,441
Tidak.
452
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,709
Oh, bagus.
453
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,145
Kukira kami bertengkar.
454
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:01,946
Memang.
455
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:03,447
- Aku bingung.
- Aku juga.
456
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,749
Apa ini karena dia ke toko mebel?
457
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:06,984
Dia tahu soal ini?
458
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,552
- Ya.
- Sekarang dengarkan...
459
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,888
jika hubungan ini mau berlanjut,
460
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,623
kita harus menetapkan aturan.
461
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,158
Hebat. Aku suka aturan.
462
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,159
Aku juga suka.
463
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,628
Aku tak suka kau
bicara dengannya...
464
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,096
tentang hubungan kita.
465
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:19,897
Sama denganmu.
466
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,132
Dan Nenek mau kau berhenti...
467
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:23,067
memata-matai Nenek dengan
teropong itu...
468
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,469
seperti sedang safari di Afrika.
469
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,037
Dan kau tak boleh bicara...
470
00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:30,674
pada Ira atau
mantanku yang mana pun.
471
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,576
Daftarnya makin panjang.
472
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,411
Mungkin kita harus menulisnya.
473
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,880
Hey.
474
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,315
Pada saat itu,
475
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,117
aku mendapat ilham.
476
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:44,788
Aku bisa menuliskan perjanjian
untuk tiap hubungan sosial.
477
00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,323
478
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:49,059
Cara yang amat membantu
untuk menghilangkan ambiguitas...
479
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:51,428
di dunia yang sulit dipahami.
480
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,397
Pasal tiga...
481
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,633
Sheldon takkan memata-matai...
482
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,903
rumah Nenek dengan teropong.
483
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,538
Cetak tebal yang itu.
484
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,807
485
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,24
486
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,816
Tandatangani dan beri tanggal.
487
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:15,352
Kau tahu, Sheldon,
aku notaris, jika bisa membantu.
488
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:17,721
Kukira kau tak bisa
lebih keren lagi.
489
00:19:18,756 --> 00:19:19,957
Aku bisa melanjutkan...
490
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,726
untuk membuat perjanjian
sepanjang hidupku...
491
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,461
dengan teman serumah,
492
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,797
dengan istriku.
493
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,134
Bahkan dengan anak-anakku.