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00:01:27,709 --> 00:01:30,012 ♪ To come and sing above your bed but ♪ 10 00:01:30,036 --> 00:01:34,372 ♪ There's no one left around and ignores me anymore ♪ 11 00:01:34,396 --> 00:01:38,943 ♪ Well she's come between us ♪ 12 00:01:38,967 --> 00:01:43,550 ♪ So calm down and meet him, my friend ♪ 13 00:02:02,827 --> 00:02:06,982 ♪ But she's come to free us ♪ 14 00:02:07,006 --> 00:02:11,562 ♪ So calm down and meet her ♪ 15 00:02:11,586 --> 00:02:16,144 ♪ My she's come between us ♪ 16 00:02:16,168 --> 00:02:21,168 ♪ So slow down and reason where I am ♪ 17 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,773 ♪ My friend ♪ 18 00:02:28,839 --> 00:02:30,172 - I can do this. 19 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:03,841 - Hello, you handsome son of a bitch. 20 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,242 Time for me to get what's mine. 21 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:16,920 Wendy? 22 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:19,153 - I'm in the kitchen. 23 00:03:22,330 --> 00:03:23,330 - Hey. 24 00:03:24,030 --> 00:03:25,466 - Hello. 25 00:03:25,490 --> 00:03:26,570 - Smells 26 00:03:28,410 --> 00:03:30,026 good. 27 00:03:30,050 --> 00:03:31,306 - Thanks. 28 00:03:31,330 --> 00:03:33,136 - Oh, uh, what do you want me to do with 29 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,503 Will's will thingy here? 30 00:03:35,527 --> 00:03:36,566 - Oh, 31 00:03:36,590 --> 00:03:38,396 just leave it on the table, 32 00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:40,753 I'm gonna put it in my bedroom until later. 33 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,640 - Whatever. 34 00:03:46,150 --> 00:03:47,583 Where's that kid of yours? 35 00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:51,996 - Dana is at my parent's. 36 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:53,020 - That 37 00:03:54,470 --> 00:03:56,060 is excellent news. 38 00:03:57,290 --> 00:03:59,053 - I'm going to ignore that. 39 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:01,493 - Yes, I've noticed. 40 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,603 No wine glasses? 41 00:04:09,070 --> 00:04:11,426 - There's no wine, so. 42 00:04:11,450 --> 00:04:13,666 - Who hosts a dinner party without wine? 43 00:04:13,690 --> 00:04:15,769 - Wayne, I can't afford it. 44 00:04:15,793 --> 00:04:18,206 - Then I guess I'm off to the liquor store 45 00:04:18,230 --> 00:04:19,416 to procure some wine 46 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,490 with my fabulous Derek Jeter-like wealth. 47 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:26,466 Even those poor bastards at the last supper had wine. 48 00:04:26,490 --> 00:04:28,298 - Look, Wayne. 49 00:04:28,322 --> 00:04:29,227 - Yeah. 50 00:04:29,251 --> 00:04:32,193 - Can we please be civil tonight? 51 00:04:33,390 --> 00:04:34,916 - It was ridiculous while Will was alive, 52 00:04:34,940 --> 00:04:38,226 but now that he's dead, let's just drop the charade, 53 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:39,381 shall we? 54 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:40,405 Yeah. 55 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:47,582 - What an asshole! 56 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:03,730 - Hello. 57 00:05:03,754 --> 00:05:04,952 - Hi. 58 00:05:13,870 --> 00:05:17,026 - It's just that boarding school is so far away. 59 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,236 - It'll be all right. 60 00:05:19,260 --> 00:05:20,550 We'll see each other on 61 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,423 weekends. 62 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,600 - Weekends? 63 00:05:26,358 --> 00:05:27,906 But it won't be the same. 64 00:05:27,930 --> 00:05:28,930 - No, 65 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:30,800 it won't be. 66 00:05:32,340 --> 00:05:34,474 It'll never be like this again! 67 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,153 Thank you for coming, Steve. 68 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,511 - Of course. 69 00:06:01,490 --> 00:06:03,343 - Dinner should be ready soon, 70 00:06:04,210 --> 00:06:06,083 please make yourself comfortable. 71 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:08,760 - Thanks. 72 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:25,304 You all right? 73 00:06:25,328 --> 00:06:27,237 I'm fine, fine. 74 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:29,440 - Mm. 75 00:06:55,256 --> 00:06:57,096 Would you get that, Steve? 76 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,553 - Yeah, no problem, sure. 77 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,100 Tom. 78 00:07:07,015 --> 00:07:08,111 - Hi Steve. 79 00:07:19,270 --> 00:07:20,270 - Come in! 80 00:07:21,180 --> 00:07:22,384 - Thanks. 81 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:35,813 So, are you? 82 00:07:36,872 --> 00:07:38,196 - Wendy's in the kitchen, cooking, 83 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:39,220 I just got here like 84 00:07:40,277 --> 00:07:41,952 a moment ago. 85 00:07:45,390 --> 00:07:46,390 Some decor. 86 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:50,076 - I was just thinking the same thing. 87 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,956 Does it bother you? 88 00:07:51,980 --> 00:07:53,316 - No, why would it? 89 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,890 - Well, it's making me feel a little uncomfortable. 90 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:59,526 - I have a minor flower allergy, 91 00:07:59,550 --> 00:08:02,146 but nothing that debilitates me to the point of... 92 00:08:02,170 --> 00:08:05,056 - I was talking more about the pictures of Will. 93 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,566 - No, why would it? 94 00:08:07,590 --> 00:08:08,996 - Well, there's 95 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:11,666 an unusually large number of pictures of Will. 96 00:08:11,690 --> 00:08:14,856 - No, I mean, I'm fine with it. 97 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:15,880 Really. 98 00:08:17,383 --> 00:08:19,050 What's done is done. 99 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:24,666 I didn't see you at the funeral. 100 00:08:24,690 --> 00:08:26,544 - I was out of town, man, 101 00:08:26,568 --> 00:08:28,584 I was able to make the wake, though. 102 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:30,096 - Oh, 103 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,087 your dad? 104 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:33,683 - Yeah, I had to check him into the hospital again. 105 00:08:36,935 --> 00:08:38,263 - Ka boom! 106 00:08:38,287 --> 00:08:39,287 - Lower your voice! 107 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:41,283 - Relax. 108 00:08:42,170 --> 00:08:43,446 Geez, who died? 109 00:08:43,470 --> 00:08:44,470 Oh yeah. 110 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:46,791 - Do you think it's a party? 111 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:49,886 Well, you know, 112 00:08:49,910 --> 00:08:51,796 it's kind of a party, 113 00:08:51,820 --> 00:08:54,483 I mean, it's not a very good party, but you know, 114 00:08:55,430 --> 00:08:57,670 it's a dinner party, so, that's a kind of party. 115 00:08:57,694 --> 00:08:58,846 - It's not a party at all. 116 00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:00,736 - Hey, it's Dr. Tom. 117 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:01,656 Dr. Tom. 118 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:02,680 - Hello Dave. 119 00:09:03,948 --> 00:09:06,026 - Hey, you guys look, a, 120 00:09:06,050 --> 00:09:09,339 you guys are pretty good, you're all pimping. 121 00:09:09,363 --> 00:09:10,489 Pimping! 122 00:09:10,513 --> 00:09:12,706 - And you look like you're going down the shore. 123 00:09:12,730 --> 00:09:13,876 - It's Friday. 124 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:14,886 Let me ask you a question, 125 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:18,056 is there a large amount of flowers here, like unusually, 126 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,546 like, too many flowers? 127 00:09:19,570 --> 00:09:20,876 - Well the man is dead! 128 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,976 - Lower your voice. 129 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,106 - Her husband died, okay! 130 00:09:25,130 --> 00:09:26,703 She can put out a few flowers. 131 00:09:26,727 --> 00:09:28,946 - But it's like the fucking Rose Bowl in here. 132 00:09:28,970 --> 00:09:30,086 - There does seem to be some 133 00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:31,956 compensation going on for something. 134 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:34,036 Lower your voice! 135 00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:36,076 - Look, all I'm saying, 136 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:37,716 I'm sitting here, I look the flowers, 137 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:39,986 I look at the picture, I look at more flowers, 138 00:09:40,010 --> 00:09:42,426 I see another photo, I see more flowers, 139 00:09:42,450 --> 00:09:45,596 I see another photo, I see another photo, I see flowers! 140 00:09:45,620 --> 00:09:46,620 - Shut up! 141 00:09:47,570 --> 00:09:48,603 - It's unhealthy. 142 00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:53,476 It's not like there's a kinda singul shrine to Will in here. 143 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:54,946 He's a doctor. 144 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:56,626 - It's more like a pharaoh's tomb, 145 00:09:56,650 --> 00:09:57,896 and it's not like these flowers 146 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,006 are left over from the funeral, 147 00:09:59,030 --> 00:10:01,136 that was too long, they'd be dead by now. 148 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,160 - Like Will. 149 00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:04,593 - Shut up, Dave! 150 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,006 - You get offended every time I say anything! 151 00:10:09,030 --> 00:10:10,326 You're like a mother hen. 152 00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:11,317 - What? 153 00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:12,151 - You know what you sound like? 154 00:10:12,175 --> 00:10:14,876 You sound like Mary's mother from "It's A Wonderful Life". 155 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:16,606 Steve, let me ask you a question, 156 00:10:16,630 --> 00:10:19,876 when was the last time you made violent love to a woman? 157 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:22,546 Was it Wendy? - Stop right there, okay. 158 00:10:22,570 --> 00:10:24,866 Lower your voice, stop acting like a dick. 159 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:26,233 - Steve. - What the hell was... 160 00:10:26,257 --> 00:10:27,317 - Steve, Steve, 161 00:10:27,341 --> 00:10:28,686 this night is becoming a little too much for you, 162 00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:29,520 I can see that. 163 00:10:29,544 --> 00:10:30,566 - You're actually becoming a little... 164 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:31,576 - Yeah, that's fine. 165 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:36,146 What I need you to do, is sit down, relax, okay? 166 00:10:36,170 --> 00:10:37,946 I'll go in the kitchen, check on the beer 'sitch. 167 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,416 - I'll check the beer 'sitch. - No, you sit down and relax, 168 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,996 everything's gonna be fine. 169 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,136 Maybe I'll touch a boob, I don't know. 170 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,160 - Oh, fuck you. 171 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:49,935 - Hey. 172 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:54,035 Keeping secrets? 173 00:10:55,140 --> 00:10:56,140 - More like 174 00:10:56,810 --> 00:10:58,010 protecting my interests. 175 00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:00,420 - Whatever. 176 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,156 You got any beer? 177 00:11:05,180 --> 00:11:06,180 - No. 178 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:09,736 - Right, you don't drink beer, 179 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,146 I forgot about your aversion to fun. 180 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,606 - I have an aversion 181 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:18,186 to irresponsibility, if that's what you mean. 182 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:20,876 - A couple of beers is not irresponsible. 183 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:24,066 - It is if you need to spend that money on food. 184 00:11:24,090 --> 00:11:26,136 - Beer was used as a source of nutrition 185 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,556 during the Black Plague. 186 00:11:27,580 --> 00:11:29,286 - A problem modern sanitation 187 00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:31,996 seems up to the challenge of handling, don't you think? 188 00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:33,406 - Yeah, I spend a lot of time 189 00:11:33,430 --> 00:11:35,226 thinking about the Black Plague. 190 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:36,656 - You used to spend a lot of time 191 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,146 thinking about a lot of things, 192 00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:42,076 maybe if just would have applied yourself a little bit 193 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,848 instead of dropping out of school, 194 00:11:43,872 --> 00:11:45,766 then we wouldn't be.. - I don't have any interest 195 00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:47,836 in discussing things that happened between us 196 00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:49,486 like 10 years ago. 197 00:11:49,510 --> 00:11:50,773 Like, at all. 198 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:55,780 - Right. 199 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,996 - Well, there's no beer. 200 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,656 - Wendy doesn't drink beer. 201 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:05,680 - Yeah, right right. 202 00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:09,747 - Tom, 203 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,223 hello. - Hello. 204 00:12:12,610 --> 00:12:15,076 - Well, dinner is almost ready, 205 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,950 you wanna follow me into the kitchen. 206 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,656 - Well, this is great, Wendy. 207 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:36,676 - And the presentation! 208 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:39,326 - And what fabulous window treatment! 209 00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:42,216 Oh, and what a great centerpiece, amazing! 210 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,273 Can we eat now? 211 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,616 - We are waiting for Wayne. 212 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,640 - Sure. 213 00:12:50,074 --> 00:12:51,736 - Did you get a cat? 214 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,598 - No, I have no idea what that sound was. 215 00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:59,986 So, Tom, how's your practice going, 216 00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:02,716 is it tough being out there on your own? 217 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,216 - Tough isn't the word, 218 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,763 it's hard to get new patients and 219 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,466 you can forget about word of mouth 220 00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:11,776 when your best customers are wackos. 221 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:12,610 - Wackos? 222 00:13:12,634 --> 00:13:14,896 Is that a technical term, doctor? 223 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,046 - Well, 224 00:13:16,070 --> 00:13:17,230 not really, but 225 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,590 sometimes, I... 226 00:13:22,008 --> 00:13:23,196 Do you ever think that maybe 227 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,706 you've gone into the wrong profession? 228 00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:25,730 Yes. 229 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,726 - I shouldn't tell you guys this, but 230 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:30,786 what the hell. 231 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,756 I'll be sitting there listening to a patient 232 00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:34,846 and they're going on about God knows what, 233 00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:37,186 dumb stuff, boring stuff, 234 00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:39,266 ridiculous stuff that's not real, 235 00:13:39,290 --> 00:13:41,586 and part of me wants to grab them by the lapels 236 00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:43,323 and start screaming in their face! 237 00:13:43,347 --> 00:13:45,806 But, I know I can't do that. 238 00:13:45,830 --> 00:13:50,323 So instead, I just end up shutting down, literally, 239 00:13:50,347 --> 00:13:53,156 and I fall asleep in the middle of a session. 240 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,013 - So you fell asleep once, big deal. 241 00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:57,716 - More like once a day. 242 00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:58,550 - Oh. 243 00:13:58,574 --> 00:13:59,696 - Minimum. - Oh. 244 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,846 - I'm only doing slightly better than that. 245 00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:02,717 - If you're staying awake, 246 00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,596 you're doing a lot better than me. 247 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,036 - I'm staying awake, 248 00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:08,806 but I can be talking, I'm in court, 249 00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,536 I don't even know what I'm saying. 250 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,736 I'll be talking and all of the sudden I find myself 251 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,398 spouting gibberish. 252 00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:18,116 Murder, 253 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,006 and we've all made that mistake, 254 00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:21,466 accidents happen. 255 00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:23,166 We've all done it, I know I've done it, 256 00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:25,133 you've done it, you've done it, 257 00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:27,886 I'm sure your honor has done it. 258 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:28,910 - Counselor. 259 00:14:29,705 --> 00:14:31,546 - We all make mistakes. 260 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,523 It's a very easy mistake to make. 261 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:38,389 It's very easy to scratch the paint on your car, 262 00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:40,256 you know, 'cause you have your key out, 263 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:44,076 and on the key is the button to unlock the door! 264 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,242 - Counselor. 265 00:14:46,690 --> 00:14:47,856 - Same button, same key. 266 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,166 - Counselor! - Which brings me 267 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:54,936 to my client's state of mind on February the 5th, 2011. 268 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,506 Gibberish, it's embarrassing. 269 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,066 Hello? 270 00:14:59,090 --> 00:15:00,553 - We're in the back. 271 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,676 - Yo, 272 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:05,936 I brought wine. 273 00:15:06,794 --> 00:15:09,453 - One bottle for five people, thank you. 274 00:15:11,594 --> 00:15:12,644 And it's a twist off. 275 00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:23,896 - So, why do you drink wine, Wayne? 276 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:27,382 - I only drink cheap Italian wine. 277 00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:31,246 You mean instead of beer? 278 00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:34,176 - Well, stereotypically speaking, 279 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,566 a lot of sports fans like yourself 280 00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:40,076 tend to drink more beer than wine. 281 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,376 - More alcohol per volume, son! 282 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,166 Besides, beer is quire and liquor is thicker, 283 00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:49,113 but wine is fine, or something like that. 284 00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:57,143 So, what were you guys talking about? 285 00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,466 - Work, 286 00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:02,666 Tom's practice, Steve's practice. 287 00:16:02,690 --> 00:16:04,776 - Oh doc, I have a question for you, 288 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,246 does anyone come in with like weird dreams? 289 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,436 'Cause I've been having the same one 290 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,466 over and over. 291 00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:12,427 - What about? 292 00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:14,126 - You know that scene in "Fight Club" 293 00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:16,456 where Brad Pitt and Ed Norton realize 294 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,956 that they're the same person? 295 00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,656 - Thanks a lot! 296 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,346 - Oh, my God, that was like 15 years ago, seriously? 297 00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:26,306 Anyway, so, I'm Ed Norton in the dream, right. 298 00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:27,277 - Yeah. 299 00:16:27,301 --> 00:16:28,496 - Well, there's more. 300 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,646 Instead of my second personality 301 00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:34,046 being a soap making, underground boxing, 302 00:16:34,070 --> 00:16:36,226 terrorist cell leader, okay? 303 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,346 - Okay. 304 00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:40,296 - He's on his way to becoming a Catholic deacon. 305 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,756 Really, what? 306 00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:43,386 - Yeah, a Catholic deacon. 307 00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:44,410 - Well, 308 00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:47,086 you are catholic. 309 00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,456 - I'm agnostic. 310 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,356 - Right, well, so, instead of 311 00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:54,056 like being chiseled Brad Pitt, you're 312 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,906 just really, really into catholicism? 313 00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:56,930 Exactly. 314 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,006 - But he is. 315 00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:01,896 - Like, I confess how you wanna confess, 316 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:05,023 I worship how you wanna worship, it's fucking weird. 317 00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:07,186 - I think 318 00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:08,713 you're going to be okay. 319 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:10,580 - Thanks doc. 320 00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:14,063 - And what about you, Steve, 321 00:17:14,087 --> 00:17:16,346 how are things at your practice? 322 00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:17,886 - It's, 323 00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:20,076 it's funny what he said, it's actually a lot like 324 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,266 Tom was saying, it's really, really hard 325 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,576 to get the word out. 326 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:27,496 A lot of my clients have to go pro bono, so, 327 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,296 you know, people that are getting picked on by the system. 328 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,362 - Like Santa Claus. 329 00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:33,196 What? 330 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,936 - How've you not seen "Miracle On 34th Street"? 331 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,926 - For one, I'm Jewish. 332 00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:39,306 - That's no excuse. 333 00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,216 - Not an excuse, it's a reason. 334 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,596 - Are you representing Kris Kringle or not? 335 00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:46,473 - That is the sort of case we would do, yes, 336 00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:50,166 hypothetically, doesn't pay well though. 337 00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:51,616 - So, 338 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,103 couldn't you do some kind of advertising then? 339 00:17:55,127 --> 00:17:58,276 To bring in a more prosperous client? 340 00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,506 - Well, advertising, yeah. 341 00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:01,683 Well, the thing is the 342 00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:06,516 my mortgage and the insurance 343 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:09,510 and the insurance for the business itself and 344 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:11,897 I don't have the money, 345 00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:15,086 to budget in for advertising and investment. 346 00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:17,116 - Well, you know, Will always said that 347 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:18,876 you are a very good lawyer, 348 00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:23,286 so I'm sure this will all work itself out. 349 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,310 - Well, thanks. 350 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,600 - So. 351 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000 - So. 352 00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:35,090 - The store. 353 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:40,483 - Yes Dave, how are things down at the toy store? 354 00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:48,340 - The Spider's Web is not a toy store! 355 00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:51,306 - But it's like you sell toys, right? 356 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:55,056 - We sell comic books, graphic novels, 357 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,446 various collectables and busts. 358 00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,470 - Bust? 359 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,976 - No, not busts, like busts. 360 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,023 Although, that would be awesome though, right? 361 00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,376 Right? 362 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,953 Completely different kind of store, right? 363 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:18,976 - How is the collectables business this days? 364 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,646 - Pretty much sucks. 365 00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:23,616 You know, the collectables and the busts do okay. 366 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,116 - Busts. 367 00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:26,606 - But weekly comic books sales, 368 00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,526 just don't drive foot traffic anymore, you know, 369 00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:33,006 we're lucky to get people in a few times a year. 370 00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:33,840 - How could that be? 371 00:19:33,864 --> 00:19:37,406 I see like 10 comic book movies last year alone. 372 00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:38,278 - Yeah, well you know, 373 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,736 there's no much trickle down actually. 374 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,896 Things be the way they are, 375 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:46,226 we're lucky if we make it through the rest of the year. 376 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,663 - Oh, jeez, I'm sorry to hear that, man. 377 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,286 - I'm sorry, Dave. 378 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,776 - Yeah, I'm sorry, Dave, jeez! 379 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,206 - Yeah, well, you know, things could be worse. 380 00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:00,253 Could be dead. 381 00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:03,020 Right? 382 00:20:03,044 --> 00:20:04,173 - Right. 383 00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:06,443 - To life. 384 00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:08,895 Right? - To life. 385 00:20:08,919 --> 00:20:10,636 To life. 386 00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:11,876 One of those. 387 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,956 give me that, put it, click it, 388 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:17,726 put it on there, if you catch that, yeah. 389 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,864 Don't be quiet. 390 00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,906 - So, well, what about you, Wendy, 391 00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:35,533 are you cooking anywhere now? 392 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,993 - I'm in between jobs right now, 393 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:44,396 the vegan chef market is bigger than it used to be 394 00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:46,343 but it's still, 395 00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:49,926 pretty fucking small! 396 00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:52,336 - Would it kill you to grill up a steak? 397 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,913 - It would kill the cow! 398 00:20:59,670 --> 00:21:01,436 Are you still a 399 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:05,196 bigger movie aficionado as you used to be, Dave? 400 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:08,216 - I try to watch a movie that I've never seen 401 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,636 every single night. 402 00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:11,226 - What an ambitious goal. 403 00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,393 - Oh yeah, it's the test. 404 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:15,727 - I'm sorry? 405 00:21:15,751 --> 00:21:17,506 - Yeah, I'm just saying watching movies is great, 406 00:21:17,530 --> 00:21:19,476 now can read this will thing, or what's the story? 407 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,176 - Seriously. 408 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,656 - It's in my, 409 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,446 it's in my bedroom, I'll get it, 410 00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,049 I'll get it after dinner. 411 00:21:26,073 --> 00:21:27,073 - All right. 412 00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:34,820 - I'm sorry, it's just, 413 00:21:36,055 --> 00:21:37,946 I hear what I have to confront, 414 00:21:37,970 --> 00:21:39,946 it's so head on, you know? 415 00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:42,599 - There are photos of him everywhere. 416 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,936 For real, it's like Will's portrait studio up in this peace. 417 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:48,960 - It's just 418 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,223 so hard. 419 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,246 - Yeah, you know, it's probably harder than Will 420 00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:56,134 being dead and all. 421 00:21:56,158 --> 00:21:57,896 - Oh, for God's sakes! 422 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,946 - I'm just saying, that Will is the one who is dead 423 00:22:00,970 --> 00:22:03,679 and if you wanna feel bad for somebody, feel bad for Will. 424 00:22:03,703 --> 00:22:06,876 - It's not as if nothing happened to me. 425 00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,616 - You got the house! 426 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,226 - That I have no way of paying for. 427 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,786 - Yet your budget has an individual lying item 428 00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:17,816 for enough flowers to make poison Ivy herself flash. 429 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:18,976 - What? 430 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,476 - He's doing a Batman reference. 431 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,356 - Pamela Isley, it's Batman doing this. 432 00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:23,782 - Oh, 433 00:22:23,806 --> 00:22:26,206 well, flowers are fake. 434 00:22:26,230 --> 00:22:27,207 - You're fake! - All right, 435 00:22:27,231 --> 00:22:28,556 that's enough. 436 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:29,389 - Enough of what? 437 00:22:29,413 --> 00:22:30,223 - Dude! 438 00:22:30,247 --> 00:22:32,066 - I'm just saying we all have problems 439 00:22:32,090 --> 00:22:33,676 and I don't think anybody here 440 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:36,436 is particularly happy with their situation 441 00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:38,466 and I'm not gonna sit here, okay, 442 00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,326 and pretend the their marriage 443 00:22:40,350 --> 00:22:42,716 was anything more than a charade. 444 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,876 - You need to stop now! 445 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:47,486 - Oh, get a grip! 446 00:22:47,510 --> 00:22:49,136 And by the way, 447 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,056 you need to learn how to work the privacy settings 448 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,156 on your social media a little better. 449 00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:59,156 - I went out on one date with that moron 450 00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:00,836 while Will and I were separated 451 00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:04,376 and he photoshopped my face onto that picture. 452 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,726 - So you're saying 453 00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,716 the princess Leia "Return To The Jedi" costume 454 00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:11,116 is not tucked away in your attic? 455 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,590 Because that's the saddest thing I've ever heard. 456 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,266 - I'm happy with my situation. 457 00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:18,596 - Excuse me for a second, 458 00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:19,430 what's that? 459 00:23:19,454 --> 00:23:21,496 - A second ago you were saying nobody at the table 460 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,026 was happy with their situation in life, I'm good. 461 00:23:25,050 --> 00:23:28,016 - You have no idea what you're talking about, 462 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,476 Will made it this way with his 463 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:34,556 high stakes, short selling, whatever. 464 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,086 - Is that why he killed himself? 465 00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:36,920 - Dude! 466 00:23:36,944 --> 00:23:39,826 - He did not kill himself. 467 00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:41,676 - Oh, but it was you then? - Okay, 468 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:42,856 this is a good opportunity 469 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,512 for everyone to take a deep breath. 470 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,916 Good. 471 00:23:48,940 --> 00:23:51,423 Have a sip of wine. 472 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,496 Take another deep breath. 473 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,656 - This is not over. 474 00:23:59,727 --> 00:24:02,936 - And we can focus our energy 475 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:07,296 in a more positive direction. 476 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:11,186 - Yeah, but why don't we go around the table 477 00:24:11,210 --> 00:24:12,177 and 478 00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:14,983 share some things about Will, 479 00:24:15,007 --> 00:24:16,636 'cause that's why we're here. 480 00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:18,906 - We're certainly here because of Will. 481 00:24:18,930 --> 00:24:20,006 - Exactly. 482 00:24:20,030 --> 00:24:22,226 So, I'll start, I'll start. 483 00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:25,046 Will was very, 484 00:24:25,070 --> 00:24:27,773 Will was, Will was very clean! 485 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,530 He was clean. 486 00:24:29,554 --> 00:24:32,976 - That was a well trimmed beard. 487 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,936 - Sort of made it look like Frasier, you know. 488 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,866 - Yes, yes I can see that, yeah. 489 00:24:38,890 --> 00:24:41,183 - I remember he borrowed large sums of money from me 490 00:24:41,207 --> 00:24:43,276 and was never able to pay me back. 491 00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:44,456 - Yeah, 492 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,630 that. - Cheers. 493 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,126 - I had such a good time 494 00:24:51,150 --> 00:24:53,109 watching the World Series with Will. 495 00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:59,490 Wendy put out an amazing spread that month. 496 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,396 He was so happy, he really enjoyed that. 497 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,396 That's why I'll always remember him, 498 00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:08,573 embracing euphoria. 499 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,268 - I'll remember he was pissed drunk that night. 500 00:25:12,292 --> 00:25:14,586 Oh, Will. 501 00:25:14,610 --> 00:25:16,053 - Oh, please. 502 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,846 - Did anybody see the game 503 00:25:19,870 --> 00:25:20,996 last night? 504 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,386 - No. 505 00:25:22,410 --> 00:25:25,227 I was helping Dana with her book report. 506 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:27,676 - Awful pitching. 507 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,323 - Yeah, it was terrible. 508 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,826 - If we learned anything from 2004, 509 00:25:32,850 --> 00:25:35,683 it's that you can plug in your way to World Series. 510 00:25:36,650 --> 00:25:38,693 - Started pitching with championships. 511 00:25:40,010 --> 00:25:42,886 - So, what's the book report on? 512 00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:44,666 - Thank you, Jackie Robinson. 513 00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:46,796 - Oh, that's good, that's good. 514 00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:48,806 - Good coincidence, we're just talking about baseball 515 00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:50,543 and then a baseball player. 516 00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:53,603 - A parkway too. 517 00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:56,226 - Yeah. 518 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:59,211 - Well, I got a long drive ahead of me, 519 00:25:59,235 --> 00:26:00,235 the dinner was 520 00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:02,050 something, 521 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:03,538 but he's out. 522 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,276 - What, you're leaving? 523 00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:06,110 - Yep. 524 00:26:06,134 --> 00:26:07,216 - What about the addendum? 525 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,050 - Codicil. 526 00:26:08,074 --> 00:26:09,396 - Is a what now? 527 00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:11,146 - Codicil, your add or evoke changes 528 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,673 to an already existing will. 529 00:26:14,110 --> 00:26:15,106 - Never mind. 530 00:26:15,130 --> 00:26:16,466 - This, 531 00:26:16,490 --> 00:26:17,736 it's about all I can stand, 532 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,156 besides, Will already left me 533 00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:21,766 his share of our parents bungalow in Cape May, 534 00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:24,336 I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna sell that house, 535 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:25,207 then I'm gonna have the bank 536 00:26:25,231 --> 00:26:27,176 convert that money into dollar bills, 537 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,386 and I'm gonna roll around in it for a little while, 538 00:26:29,410 --> 00:26:31,266 maybe build a little fort out of it, 539 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:34,156 then I'm gonna go find young bitches, with loose morals, 540 00:26:34,180 --> 00:26:37,736 who likes small unmarked bills. 541 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,276 - What about Wendy? 542 00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:40,516 - That's gross. 543 00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:42,146 - She is distraught. 544 00:26:42,170 --> 00:26:43,696 - She's always distraught. 545 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,536 She cries if they mess up her order at Taco Bell, 546 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,936 and she's my sister in law, 547 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,786 and you know her, all right, Steve, 548 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,206 so you got this, right? 549 00:26:52,230 --> 00:26:55,417 I trust you, Will trusted you, Wendy... 550 00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:57,076 No. 551 00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:58,446 - Wendy's sitting right over there, 552 00:26:58,470 --> 00:27:00,836 I'm sure she can handle all this bullshit, 553 00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:03,933 but as for me, goodnight, goodbye and good luck. 554 00:27:08,195 --> 00:27:09,195 - What the hell! 555 00:27:21,385 --> 00:27:23,273 - Excuse me for a moment, please. 556 00:27:31,130 --> 00:27:32,836 - Would you stop antagonizing her? 557 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:33,946 - I'm just keeping it real. 558 00:27:33,970 --> 00:27:34,780 - What? 559 00:27:34,804 --> 00:27:37,326 - I said, I'm keeping it real. 560 00:27:37,350 --> 00:27:39,506 - It is important to be yourself 561 00:27:39,530 --> 00:27:41,586 and not keep things bottled up. 562 00:27:41,610 --> 00:27:43,946 - Yes, but can we ride the line a bit closer 563 00:27:43,970 --> 00:27:48,136 to a polite etiquette for the grieving widow, and 564 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,986 further from a stand up comic parading a heckler. 565 00:27:52,010 --> 00:27:56,053 - Conflict can help us confront unresolved issues 566 00:27:56,077 --> 00:27:58,556 in relationships. 567 00:27:58,580 --> 00:28:01,023 - Grieving widow, my ass! 568 00:28:02,270 --> 00:28:03,709 - Stop being an asshole. 569 00:28:03,733 --> 00:28:05,416 - Will you stop being a whiny little bitch! 570 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,786 - Name calling isn't productive. 571 00:28:07,810 --> 00:28:09,510 Lower your voice! 572 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,433 - Sorry about that. 573 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,226 - No problem just, we were, - No problem. 574 00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:18,250 - Just chatting. 575 00:28:19,970 --> 00:28:22,303 - Does anyone care for fruit or dessert? 576 00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:23,505 - Oh. 577 00:28:39,726 --> 00:28:40,796 - You can't recycle that. 578 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,106 - Why not? 579 00:28:42,130 --> 00:28:44,236 - Because the number's too high. 580 00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:45,970 - What does that mean? 581 00:28:45,994 --> 00:28:48,166 - There's a little number inside the triangle, 582 00:28:48,190 --> 00:28:50,280 and in this case it's a five. 583 00:28:50,304 --> 00:28:53,656 take five, so it has to go in the trash. 584 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:54,906 - That's bullshit. 585 00:28:54,930 --> 00:28:57,176 - That's the rule. 586 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,596 - Did you make the dessert 587 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:08,076 with the fermented grapes in the watermelon that I like? 588 00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:09,100 - No. 589 00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:13,113 - So Dave, what happened here? 590 00:29:15,390 --> 00:29:16,277 - Life son! 591 00:29:16,301 --> 00:29:17,983 It's a hard world out there. 592 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,926 - Well, I meant the cane. 593 00:29:20,950 --> 00:29:22,856 - Oh, I got shot in the foot. 594 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,456 What? 595 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,546 - I got shot in the foot. 596 00:29:26,570 --> 00:29:28,656 - How the hell did that happen? 597 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:29,796 - Hey, you know, there was a 598 00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:32,306 robbery at the grocery store and I was there. 599 00:29:32,330 --> 00:29:34,796 - Holy shit, that was you. 600 00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:38,198 - Yeah, you know, I'm a pretty much a superstar hero. 601 00:29:38,222 --> 00:29:42,056 It hurt, you know, but whatever, I gotta lick in. 602 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,116 So, I'm standing in the grocery store, 603 00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:45,676 minding my own business, 604 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:49,526 and pondering the world of pickled cucumber delights, 605 00:29:49,550 --> 00:29:52,589 when all of a sudden, a masked maniac bursts in 606 00:29:52,613 --> 00:29:53,886 yelling and screaming 607 00:29:53,910 --> 00:29:57,516 as he brandishes his phallic weapon at the innocent. 608 00:29:57,540 --> 00:30:00,286 Women and children shuttered in terror, 609 00:30:00,310 --> 00:30:03,466 while the men found themselves covered in their own urine, 610 00:30:03,490 --> 00:30:05,566 collecting in perfect circles 611 00:30:05,590 --> 00:30:08,416 between their unweathered boat shoes. 612 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,356 An elderly man powered by a sudden surge of adrenaline 613 00:30:12,380 --> 00:30:15,176 was spry and seemed ready to intervene, 614 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,326 but instead, dove for cover behind a yellow mustard display. 615 00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:23,116 Greatest Generation my ass. 616 00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:27,206 Meanwhile, the nefarious villain was all, "Hands in the air" 617 00:30:27,230 --> 00:30:30,506 as he came directly into my fields of attack. 618 00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:34,796 A vile view of a fallen man, it was as terrible as the dawn 619 00:30:34,820 --> 00:30:36,886 treacherous as the seas. 620 00:30:36,910 --> 00:30:40,446 He stood at the head of the aisle with his back to me, 621 00:30:40,470 --> 00:30:44,266 and I took up in my hands, the mighty jar condiment 622 00:30:44,290 --> 00:30:47,913 and rained down delicious justice upon his crown. 623 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,466 - So, you hit the guy. 624 00:30:50,490 --> 00:30:52,756 - Yeah, you know, I hit him with the jar pickles. 625 00:30:52,780 --> 00:30:53,916 - You what? 626 00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:56,236 - They didn't mention that in the news, did they? 627 00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:59,001 Yeah, you know, this guy was all like, "Hands in the air", 628 00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,946 you know, but his back was turned, 629 00:31:00,970 --> 00:31:03,846 so I smashed him in the head with the jar of pickles. 630 00:31:03,870 --> 00:31:05,696 You know, his gun went off a couple of times though 631 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,236 and he got me in the foot. 632 00:31:07,260 --> 00:31:09,286 Actually kind of a shame, 633 00:31:09,310 --> 00:31:11,206 it was a really good jar of pickles. 634 00:31:11,230 --> 00:31:13,326 You know, the deal kind? 635 00:31:13,350 --> 00:31:14,406 - Pretty lucky. 636 00:31:14,430 --> 00:31:18,206 - Yeah, I think the word that the cops used was brave, 637 00:31:18,230 --> 00:31:19,130 but yeah. 638 00:31:19,154 --> 00:31:20,267 - What if you had missed? 639 00:31:20,291 --> 00:31:22,066 What if he had pointed the gun up instead of down 640 00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:23,236 and shot you in the head? 641 00:31:23,260 --> 00:31:26,586 You put yourself and everyone in that store in danger. 642 00:31:26,610 --> 00:31:27,736 - I couldn't just stand around 643 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,710 and wait for somebody else to get hurt. 644 00:31:30,730 --> 00:31:32,236 - Tom's a psychiatrist, 645 00:31:32,260 --> 00:31:34,536 so I'll leave the analyzing to him. 646 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,136 Steve, Steve's a lawyer, so 647 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,196 he's my go to guy for legal advice. 648 00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:41,026 When I'd like to stop somebody 649 00:31:41,050 --> 00:31:43,626 from committing a criminal act, 650 00:31:43,650 --> 00:31:45,366 I'd rather wait for the cops 651 00:31:45,390 --> 00:31:48,766 than some guy who stacks shelves in a toy store. 652 00:31:48,790 --> 00:31:50,526 - That's not unreasonable. 653 00:31:50,550 --> 00:31:51,726 - You're just jealous 654 00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:54,206 that I Batman the shit out of that guy. 655 00:31:54,230 --> 00:31:55,706 - You could have killed him. 656 00:31:55,730 --> 00:31:56,746 - He could have killed me. 657 00:31:56,770 --> 00:31:57,657 - Yeah, well, 658 00:31:57,681 --> 00:32:01,466 I think you're both making some very valid points here, 659 00:32:01,490 --> 00:32:05,316 I mean, Wendy is talking about 660 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:08,076 the dangers of vigilantism, which is very valid, 661 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:08,910 whereas Dave... 662 00:32:08,934 --> 00:32:12,276 - My point is that I'm Batman, 663 00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:14,306 and if anyone points a gun at me, 664 00:32:14,330 --> 00:32:16,506 they have my permission to die. 665 00:32:16,530 --> 00:32:17,746 - You said his back was to you. 666 00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:19,853 - Yeah, you know, same difference. 667 00:32:22,010 --> 00:32:23,736 - Isn't that how 668 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:24,776 Will died? 669 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,989 I mean, not the armed robbery guy, 670 00:32:30,010 --> 00:32:33,646 I don't, I'm sorry, I was out of town when it happened 671 00:32:33,670 --> 00:32:36,223 and I had to leave right after the service. 672 00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:37,884 - Yes, 673 00:32:37,908 --> 00:32:39,043 it was 674 00:32:39,067 --> 00:32:40,363 a blow to the head. 675 00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:42,666 - Blunt force trauma. 676 00:32:42,690 --> 00:32:43,823 - I get it, McCoy. 677 00:32:43,847 --> 00:32:45,306 - But how? 678 00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:49,188 How did it come to pass that he was hit in the head? 679 00:32:49,212 --> 00:32:50,820 - I'm sorry, 680 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:51,844 excuse me. 681 00:32:55,645 --> 00:32:56,923 - Jesus. 682 00:34:00,877 --> 00:34:03,950 - Well, if everyone's done with dessert, we can 683 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,390 make ourselves more comfortable in the living room. 684 00:34:19,540 --> 00:34:22,123 Can I get anyone anything else? 685 00:34:22,970 --> 00:34:24,296 - Could we just do this thing now? 686 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,566 - Dave! 687 00:34:25,590 --> 00:34:26,913 - No, he's right. 688 00:34:27,850 --> 00:34:31,248 I'll go get the document. 689 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,826 - Big money, big money, big money, big money 690 00:34:34,850 --> 00:34:36,296 and Wendy's stop! 691 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,863 - Lower your goddamn voice. 692 00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:41,506 - Don't act like you don't need the money. 693 00:34:41,530 --> 00:34:43,146 - I need the money. 694 00:34:43,170 --> 00:34:45,116 Of course, I need the money, we all need the money, 695 00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:46,376 Will knows 696 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:50,159 that we needed money, presumably why he left us some money. 697 00:34:50,183 --> 00:34:51,526 - I thought Will lost all his money. 698 00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:52,974 - Lower your voice. 699 00:34:56,630 --> 00:34:58,593 - Well, here it is. 700 00:35:04,740 --> 00:35:05,736 I am, 701 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,316 I think Wayne preferred, you do the honors 702 00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:11,016 and I certainly have no objection. 703 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,486 - Be happy to. 704 00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:16,513 I mean, I'm not happy to read your dead husband's Will 705 00:35:16,537 --> 00:35:19,498 addendum, codicil. 706 00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:21,580 Let's begin. 707 00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:30,830 - Sorry. 708 00:35:30,854 --> 00:35:32,993 - All right, from the desk of William. 709 00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:37,996 Greetings friends, if you're reading this, 710 00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:41,066 I'm dead or missing 711 00:35:41,090 --> 00:35:43,973 or in a coma with no chance of regaining consciousness. 712 00:35:44,950 --> 00:35:49,476 Anyway, if you're mourning for me, thanks. that's nice. 713 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,726 If not, that's okay, too, 714 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:55,006 it's not as though you can hurt my feelings at this point. 715 00:35:55,030 --> 00:35:56,136 I'm sure you're wondering why 716 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,136 I brought you all here tonight, 717 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,936 instead of bequeathing through the standard procedure, 718 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,166 but as you know, 719 00:36:02,190 --> 00:36:04,766 I've had quite a bit of trouble with the authorities, 720 00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:07,066 and I felt that some things were better left 721 00:36:07,090 --> 00:36:08,653 below board, if you will. 722 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,406 So, that's why now, 723 00:36:12,430 --> 00:36:15,246 I should explain why you, 724 00:36:15,270 --> 00:36:17,586 you five specifically, 725 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,756 Wayne, my beloved brother, 726 00:36:19,780 --> 00:36:20,783 and Wendy, 727 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:22,780 my wife, 728 00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:27,286 Tom and Steve, my oldest friends, 729 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,916 and of course, 730 00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:32,846 Dave, the best roommate any co Ed could ask for. 731 00:36:32,870 --> 00:36:34,739 - Lambda, lambda, lambda, bitches. 732 00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:36,580 - I've asked you all here 733 00:36:36,604 --> 00:36:38,940 to participate in something of a treasure hunt. 734 00:36:43,090 --> 00:36:44,676 Again, because of the IRS, 735 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:47,036 trusting such a thing as this to a bank, 736 00:36:47,060 --> 00:36:49,963 or a lawyer, no offense, Steve, 737 00:36:50,890 --> 00:36:52,283 didn't seem prudent. 738 00:36:53,550 --> 00:36:55,796 I have left this last gift to all of you 739 00:36:55,820 --> 00:36:57,076 and have hidden it safely 740 00:36:57,100 --> 00:37:00,166 within the confines of these walls. 741 00:37:00,190 --> 00:37:02,306 I dare not mentioned the exact location, 742 00:37:02,330 --> 00:37:05,263 lest this document should fall into the wrong hands, 743 00:37:06,870 --> 00:37:10,636 but rest assured, if you all work together 744 00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:13,086 and use the memories of time well spent here, 745 00:37:13,110 --> 00:37:14,910 you'll find what you're looking for. 746 00:37:16,350 --> 00:37:17,736 Good luck to you all, 747 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:21,926 but you should probably burn this because again, the IRS. 748 00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:24,003 Excelsior, Will. 749 00:37:28,030 --> 00:37:32,176 - So, there's money hidden in my house? 750 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,716 - That's what it sounds like. 751 00:37:33,740 --> 00:37:34,856 - And it doesn't say where? 752 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,956 - No, I read the whole thing, 753 00:37:36,980 --> 00:37:38,516 fine tooth comb. 754 00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:40,496 - But is there like a picture in there or something, 755 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,375 like of the faucet with the snake on it in "Harry Potter"? 756 00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:45,060 - That's it. 757 00:37:45,084 --> 00:37:46,536 - Well, we have to start looking for it, 758 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:47,736 we have no other choice. 759 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,176 - Well, I can't think of anything. 760 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,976 - Then it's settled. 761 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,563 Wendy, it's your house, how should we proceed? 762 00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:58,216 - I think we can safely eliminate the garage 763 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,416 as Will never went in there, 764 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,896 so, that leaves us with just the house to search. 765 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:08,706 So, I guess we just divide up and start looking? 766 00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:09,547 - Yeah, you know what? 767 00:38:09,571 --> 00:38:13,116 I'll take the basement, all right, lasers boo boo boo. 768 00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:14,776 - Okay, so that just leaves 769 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,816 this floor in the attic to search. 770 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,582 I prefer to search the bedrooms. 771 00:38:19,606 --> 00:38:20,660 - Yeah, right? 772 00:38:20,684 --> 00:38:23,486 'Cause it's your personal stuff, personal private stuff, 773 00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:25,936 stuff that belongs to you, panties. 774 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,606 Tom and I will look upstairs. 775 00:38:28,630 --> 00:38:29,946 - Great. 776 00:38:29,970 --> 00:38:31,436 - We'll check the attic. 777 00:38:31,460 --> 00:38:32,891 - Thank you. 778 00:38:41,230 --> 00:38:42,363 After you. 779 00:38:44,110 --> 00:38:45,316 - Why don't you go first. 780 00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:46,340 - Thanks, Tom. 781 00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:51,371 Holy shit. 782 00:38:52,610 --> 00:38:53,983 - Where should we start? 783 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,750 - This side. 784 00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:06,245 - Jeez, there's a lot of stuff in this attic. 785 00:39:06,269 --> 00:39:08,766 I could go through all this all night with a fluoroscope 786 00:39:08,790 --> 00:39:10,736 and still not find anything. 787 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,256 - We don't have all night, let's just look real quick, 788 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,646 so we can get right back to helping Wendy. 789 00:39:15,670 --> 00:39:17,989 - I'd rather she came up here to help us. 790 00:39:23,620 --> 00:39:25,186 - Did you hear that? 791 00:39:25,210 --> 00:39:26,187 - Hear What? 792 00:39:26,211 --> 00:39:27,756 - I don't know, let's just keep looking. 793 00:39:27,780 --> 00:39:29,966 - What are we looking for? 794 00:39:29,990 --> 00:39:32,686 - Are you aware that I know everything that you know, 795 00:39:32,710 --> 00:39:35,250 it's probably just a lockbox or a portable safe. 796 00:40:36,663 --> 00:40:38,041 - I found. 797 00:40:38,065 --> 00:40:39,065 - What? 798 00:40:39,986 --> 00:40:41,102 - A lightsaber. 799 00:40:41,126 --> 00:40:41,936 - Oh, 800 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,380 does it work? 801 00:40:45,690 --> 00:40:46,500 - It does. 802 00:40:46,524 --> 00:40:48,236 - I'll call Dave. 803 00:40:48,260 --> 00:40:50,916 - We're never gonna find anything in all this mess, 804 00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:53,796 let's just go find Wendy, see what she suggests. 805 00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:55,010 - All right. 806 00:41:02,451 --> 00:41:03,261 - Open the door. 807 00:41:03,285 --> 00:41:04,937 - I'm trying. 808 00:41:04,961 --> 00:41:06,604 - What? - It's locked. 809 00:41:06,628 --> 00:41:08,736 - How the hell did that happen? 810 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,863 - I have no idea! 811 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,120 - Okay. 812 00:41:19,690 --> 00:41:21,106 - How are we gonna get out of here? 813 00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:22,306 - I'll call Dave. 814 00:41:22,330 --> 00:41:23,430 - No, I'll call Wendy. 815 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:26,876 Hi, 816 00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:27,900 find any goodies? 817 00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:35,416 So, funny story, Tom and I are up to the attic 818 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,593 and the door is locked. 819 00:41:39,410 --> 00:41:41,636 Okay, we'll see in a bit. 820 00:41:41,660 --> 00:41:43,206 guess this is what it's like, 821 00:41:43,230 --> 00:41:44,426 we don't know how that happened, 822 00:41:44,450 --> 00:41:46,283 bye. 823 00:41:47,850 --> 00:41:48,850 On a shmuck, Tom. 824 00:41:55,810 --> 00:41:57,200 - Hey, ham. 825 00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:06,109 - Thanks. 826 00:42:06,133 --> 00:42:07,133 - Yeah. 827 00:42:10,650 --> 00:42:12,876 - I am so sorry about that, 828 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:15,076 it's a twistlock doorknob, 829 00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:16,956 so you gotta be careful with that. 830 00:42:16,980 --> 00:42:19,076 - Yeah, could have sworn that we left it open. 831 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:19,909 - Yeah. 832 00:42:19,933 --> 00:42:20,743 - Yeah, whatever, 833 00:42:20,767 --> 00:42:21,900 hand me the lightsaber. 834 00:42:25,070 --> 00:42:26,246 Hmm, 835 00:42:26,270 --> 00:42:28,116 late 90s, 836 00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:29,363 vintage, 837 00:42:31,580 --> 00:42:33,173 Phantom Menace line. 838 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,246 Quite a g-model, 839 00:42:36,270 --> 00:42:37,270 hmm. 840 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,576 Hmm, still works. 841 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,750 Where did you get this? 842 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,173 - You gave it to Will. 843 00:42:46,140 --> 00:42:47,140 - Oh, did I? 844 00:42:47,850 --> 00:42:48,740 - Well, any luck up there? 845 00:42:48,764 --> 00:42:51,113 - There's a lot of stuff up there. 846 00:42:53,310 --> 00:42:56,736 - Yeah, we were hoping that maybe you can 847 00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,146 give us the cliff notes. 848 00:42:58,170 --> 00:42:59,536 - Bet it was a long shot anyway, 849 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,233 Will never went up there. 850 00:43:02,770 --> 00:43:04,396 So, should we keep looking? 851 00:43:04,420 --> 00:43:05,813 - Yeah, time is money, money's time. 852 00:43:05,837 --> 00:43:07,536 Let's go. 853 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:08,996 Let's all keep looking. 854 00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:09,830 Get back to work. 855 00:43:09,854 --> 00:43:12,446 - I'm done with the attic. 856 00:43:12,470 --> 00:43:14,426 Mind if I join you? 857 00:43:14,450 --> 00:43:15,536 - Yeah, sure, why not? 858 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,106 - That's okay, I'll stay 859 00:43:17,130 --> 00:43:19,276 and cover the nuts and crannies up there. 860 00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:20,109 You sure? 861 00:43:20,133 --> 00:43:21,097 - Yeah, I'm good, I got this. 862 00:43:21,121 --> 00:43:24,936 - Okay, well, if you need anything, give us a call. 863 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:25,770 - Will do. 864 00:43:25,794 --> 00:43:27,896 - Lasers, boo boo boo. 865 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,420 - Don't you mean laser swords? 866 00:43:30,380 --> 00:43:33,226 - Yeah, well, you know, I love to sit around all night 867 00:43:33,250 --> 00:43:35,286 and talk about the "Star Wars" prequels, but you know, 868 00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:36,696 we get into "Phantom Menace", 869 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,426 we'll be here all day and night, you know what I mean? 870 00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:39,286 - Fair enough. 871 00:43:39,310 --> 00:43:40,310 - Alright. 872 00:43:48,430 --> 00:43:50,156 - So, how far did you get? 873 00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:51,246 - Not very. 874 00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:52,690 I found some of his booze 875 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,906 and a lot of workout magazines 876 00:43:54,930 --> 00:43:57,086 and Richard Simmons workout videos. 877 00:43:57,110 --> 00:43:58,716 - Yeah, he was 878 00:43:58,740 --> 00:44:00,106 into 879 00:44:00,130 --> 00:44:01,386 stuff. 880 00:44:01,410 --> 00:44:02,410 - Yeah. 881 00:44:04,330 --> 00:44:05,187 Hey, I got an idea, 882 00:44:05,211 --> 00:44:06,996 maybe he howled out a book and hid cash in it, 883 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:09,196 like in "The Shawshank Redemption"? 884 00:44:09,220 --> 00:44:10,336 You ever see that movie? 885 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,186 - It's on TV every weekend. 886 00:44:12,210 --> 00:44:13,636 - Ah, yeah. 887 00:44:13,660 --> 00:44:14,860 Well, let's look anyway. 888 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,866 - This is so fucking stupid. 889 00:44:25,890 --> 00:44:27,096 - Yeah, you have a better idea? 890 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,859 - Not really, we don't even know what we're looking for. 891 00:44:29,883 --> 00:44:31,416 - What do you mean? 892 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,956 - What do you expect to find, a cashier's check, 893 00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:36,086 a lot of hundred dollar bills? 894 00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:37,666 - Yes. 895 00:44:37,690 --> 00:44:38,657 - That would be nice. 896 00:44:38,681 --> 00:44:40,806 - It'd be better than nice. 897 00:44:40,830 --> 00:44:42,346 An injection of cash is just what I need 898 00:44:42,370 --> 00:44:43,686 to save my business. 899 00:44:43,710 --> 00:44:45,126 - I know what you mean. 900 00:44:45,150 --> 00:44:46,506 My father's medical expenses 901 00:44:46,530 --> 00:44:48,383 are really spiraling out of control, 902 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:50,340 I'm pretty much broke. 903 00:44:51,410 --> 00:44:52,410 - Yeah, me too. 904 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:56,116 Like, you know, what, Tom? 905 00:44:56,140 --> 00:44:58,876 A day may come when we have to give up our businesses 906 00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:00,596 and start working at Walmart, 907 00:45:00,620 --> 00:45:04,426 but it is not this day, a day may come where 908 00:45:04,450 --> 00:45:07,396 we will give up looking for money we didn't earn, 909 00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:10,056 but it is not this day. 910 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,756 A day may come when we will say fuck it, let's go to a bar, 911 00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:16,476 but it is not this day, 912 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:20,985 this day we look, look for money, join me shrink road head, 913 00:45:21,009 --> 00:45:22,009 join me. 914 00:45:35,838 --> 00:45:36,838 - Hello. 915 00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,250 - Hello. 916 00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:43,113 - Tom is helping Dave in the basement 917 00:45:43,137 --> 00:45:44,966 and the attic is just a bus, 918 00:45:44,990 --> 00:45:47,353 so I was wondering if you needed any help in here. 919 00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:49,700 - Oh, 920 00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:53,393 yeah, sure, that would be great. 921 00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:58,237 Would you mind going through this box? 922 00:45:58,261 --> 00:45:59,296 - Sure. 923 00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,180 - That's some of local papers and things but 924 00:46:03,112 --> 00:46:04,106 I mean, you never know, right? 925 00:46:04,130 --> 00:46:05,771 - Right, right. 926 00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:19,533 - Sure will be nice when this is all over, huh. 927 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:22,876 - Ready to put this behind you, huh? 928 00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:23,900 - Yeah, 929 00:46:24,890 --> 00:46:28,626 not to mention the fact that I desperately need the money. 930 00:46:28,650 --> 00:46:29,650 - Right, right. 931 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,476 - I mean, who knows if it'll even be enough to cover 932 00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:35,988 all the debt that Will left me with. 933 00:46:36,012 --> 00:46:37,236 - There's a lot of them. 934 00:46:37,260 --> 00:46:39,014 - There's tons. 935 00:46:39,038 --> 00:46:41,083 I mean, the funeral alone. 936 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,456 If I could just get this money 937 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,110 and get things settled, you know, I could 938 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:51,923 move on with my life. 939 00:46:55,673 --> 00:46:57,793 - I don't even feel like mine's even gotten started. 940 00:46:59,060 --> 00:47:01,416 - But, you're a lawyer, 941 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,590 that's like, the quintessential 942 00:47:04,450 --> 00:47:06,672 symbol for success. 943 00:47:06,696 --> 00:47:08,366 You have to become a doctor too 944 00:47:08,390 --> 00:47:10,063 then will you feel accomplished? 945 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,440 - No, it's just, I feel like 946 00:47:14,740 --> 00:47:17,946 the weight of the world is on my shoulders with the 947 00:47:17,970 --> 00:47:20,213 practice and the finances and 948 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,563 it's holding me back, 949 00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:24,540 keeping me 950 00:47:25,350 --> 00:47:26,593 from what I really want. 951 00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:29,776 - Steve... 952 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:30,906 - Wendy? 953 00:47:30,930 --> 00:47:32,976 - Yeah, Tom, what is it? 954 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,666 - Wendy, it just hit me, 955 00:47:34,690 --> 00:47:37,396 what if the money is buried in the backyard, 956 00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:38,603 is that possible? 957 00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:42,923 - Yes, that's a great idea, Tom, 958 00:47:42,947 --> 00:47:44,047 why don't we go check, 959 00:47:45,290 --> 00:47:48,199 absolutely, that is a brilliant, 960 00:47:48,223 --> 00:47:50,106 brilliant idea. 961 00:47:50,130 --> 00:47:55,130 Why don't you head on out there and see what you can find. 962 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:56,540 - Whoa, good. 963 00:48:27,522 --> 00:48:28,806 - To Roger Maris, 964 00:48:28,830 --> 00:48:32,493 still the all American single season homerun king. 965 00:48:36,883 --> 00:48:39,576 Well, to Ruth and to Mantle, 966 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,410 I'm glad you're not here 967 00:48:40,434 --> 00:48:43,170 'cause you can both drink beer under the table. 968 00:48:58,006 --> 00:49:00,256 Oh, and here's the you kid. 969 00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:40,250 Holy potato balls! 970 00:49:42,930 --> 00:49:44,023 I missed your mom, 971 00:49:45,510 --> 00:49:46,510 I'm full house, 972 00:49:47,430 --> 00:49:48,803 I'm ghost dad. 973 00:49:51,933 --> 00:49:52,933 Fuck! 974 00:50:08,210 --> 00:50:10,096 - The money is here, I know it's here 975 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:14,466 buried in the backyard, I know it, I can smell it. 976 00:50:14,490 --> 00:50:15,886 I'll just slip out the gate, 977 00:50:15,910 --> 00:50:19,846 walk up the driveway, get in the car and drive away. 978 00:50:26,090 --> 00:50:27,976 But then they'll know. 979 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,126 Know what? 980 00:50:29,150 --> 00:50:31,966 If we just leave, they'll know we took the money. 981 00:50:31,990 --> 00:50:32,800 We? 982 00:50:32,824 --> 00:50:34,896 Were in this together. 983 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,326 I need the money, 984 00:50:36,350 --> 00:50:38,196 I can't afford to share it with them. 985 00:50:38,220 --> 00:50:39,676 We need the money, 986 00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:42,196 and I'm the one who can help you find it. 987 00:50:42,220 --> 00:50:43,676 You know where it is? 988 00:50:43,700 --> 00:50:45,296 How? 989 00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:49,116 Just start digging, we can do this together. 990 00:50:49,140 --> 00:50:51,743 Yes, I'll start right now. 991 00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:56,886 Good, dig, dig, 992 00:50:56,910 --> 00:50:57,910 dig it all. 993 00:51:02,930 --> 00:51:03,740 - Wendy. 994 00:51:03,764 --> 00:51:06,780 - I know what you're going to say, and 995 00:51:08,058 --> 00:51:09,058 at the moment, 996 00:51:09,970 --> 00:51:13,516 things being as they are, it just seems 997 00:51:13,540 --> 00:51:14,722 impossible. 998 00:51:14,746 --> 00:51:16,452 - You're right. 999 00:51:16,476 --> 00:51:17,886 You're right. 1000 00:51:17,910 --> 00:51:19,520 If only I had the money. 1001 00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:21,667 - If I had the money. 1002 00:51:21,691 --> 00:51:23,982 - If we could have the money. 1003 00:51:27,744 --> 00:51:32,744 ♪ Imagine if you will a scenario ♪ 1004 00:51:34,928 --> 00:51:39,928 ♪ Where all of our dreams can come true ♪ 1005 00:51:42,165 --> 00:51:47,165 ♪ Without making a deal with El Diablo ♪ 1006 00:51:49,447 --> 00:51:54,447 ♪ Or paying a wish for a magic broom ♪ 1007 00:51:56,514 --> 00:52:01,514 ♪ In a world where I am free from debts ♪ 1008 00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:08,746 ♪ I will make peace with the "Star Wars" prequels ♪ 1009 00:52:10,991 --> 00:52:15,991 ♪ I'd wear an armor in the style of gold buffets ♪ 1010 00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:23,500 ♪ Because that nude truly has no equal ♪ 1011 00:52:26,726 --> 00:52:31,726 ♪ Maybe it's too much to hope for ♪ 1012 00:52:33,341 --> 00:52:38,341 ♪ A life that is free from so much worry ♪ 1013 00:52:41,209 --> 00:52:46,209 ♪ Give my daughter everything she asks for ♪ 1014 00:52:47,587 --> 00:52:52,420 ♪ Excluding those creepy my little ponies ♪ 1015 00:52:56,065 --> 00:53:00,571 ♪ If I had the money all of our problems would be funny ♪ 1016 00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:02,673 ♪ I could be smart or a dummy ♪ 1017 00:53:02,697 --> 00:53:05,755 ♪ Weather it's cloudy or it's sunny ♪ 1018 00:53:05,779 --> 00:53:08,129 ♪ If you have cash then you have the power ♪ 1019 00:53:08,153 --> 00:53:10,418 ♪ For an entire life and not just an hour ♪ 1020 00:53:10,442 --> 00:53:13,911 ♪ But if I had the money ♪ 1021 00:53:13,935 --> 00:53:16,493 ♪ I'd spend it all on you ♪ 1022 00:53:25,287 --> 00:53:27,487 ♪ If you have cash then you have the power ♪ 1023 00:53:27,511 --> 00:53:29,765 ♪ For an entire life and not just an hour ♪ 1024 00:53:29,789 --> 00:53:33,345 ♪ But if I had the money ♪ 1025 00:53:33,369 --> 00:53:37,196 ♪ I'd spend it all on you ♪ 1026 00:53:37,220 --> 00:53:39,238 ♪ If we had money we could just spend it ♪ 1027 00:53:39,262 --> 00:53:40,431 ♪ Until our problems are solved ♪ 1028 00:53:40,455 --> 00:53:42,633 ♪ And that seems to work fine for rich people ♪ 1029 00:53:42,657 --> 00:53:44,354 ♪ Because they have so much money ♪ 1030 00:53:44,378 --> 00:53:46,913 ♪ All they do is spend it on stuff they don't need ♪ 1031 00:53:46,937 --> 00:53:48,848 ♪ Or to acquire additional wealth ♪ 1032 00:53:48,872 --> 00:53:50,289 ♪ Or buy influence from Congress ♪ 1033 00:53:50,313 --> 00:53:51,560 ♪ Write bills that become laws ♪ 1034 00:53:51,584 --> 00:53:52,542 ♪ And do a really great job ♪ 1035 00:53:52,566 --> 00:53:53,828 ♪ Of showing people how they're different ♪ 1036 00:53:53,852 --> 00:53:55,054 ♪ Or lower taxes on the rich old ♪ 1037 00:53:55,078 --> 00:53:55,888 ♪ While working stiff like us ♪ 1038 00:53:55,912 --> 00:53:59,467 ♪ Get stuck making up for the lost revenue ♪ 1039 00:54:04,357 --> 00:54:05,167 - That was a mouthful. 1040 00:54:05,191 --> 00:54:06,676 - I know, I'm sorry. 1041 00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:08,443 - I liked it. - Okay. 1042 00:54:09,637 --> 00:54:11,858 ♪ My fight in life is small ♪ 1043 00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:14,168 ♪ But I'm really on the ball ♪ 1044 00:54:14,192 --> 00:54:16,199 ♪ I could be great, I could be funny ♪ 1045 00:54:16,223 --> 00:54:18,619 ♪ If I had the money ♪ 1046 00:54:18,643 --> 00:54:21,381 ♪ If I had the money ♪ 1047 00:54:21,405 --> 00:54:23,723 ♪ Yeah I'm so stupid ♪ 1048 00:54:23,747 --> 00:54:25,977 ♪ If I or we have the money ♪ 1049 00:54:26,001 --> 00:54:30,002 ♪ When I was alive I had the money ♪ 1050 00:54:41,641 --> 00:54:46,641 ♪ If I had the money everything would be ♪ 1051 00:54:47,867 --> 00:54:50,267 ♪ Okay ♪ 1052 00:54:50,291 --> 00:54:52,408 ♪ Money's what makes us sing ♪ 1053 00:54:52,432 --> 00:54:54,797 ♪ It's all about the dream ♪ 1054 00:54:54,821 --> 00:54:57,216 ♪ Won't you be on the wing ♪ 1055 00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:59,762 ♪ Money solves everything ♪ 1056 00:54:59,786 --> 00:55:04,786 ♪ If I had the money ♪ 1057 00:55:07,735 --> 00:55:09,735 ♪ Money ♪ 1058 00:55:28,497 --> 00:55:30,266 - I will be right back, 1059 00:55:30,290 --> 00:55:32,176 just one second. 1060 00:55:51,025 --> 00:55:53,433 It's almost over, I can do this. 1061 00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,646 Are you stretching? 1062 00:56:18,670 --> 00:56:20,036 - Yeah, 1063 00:56:20,060 --> 00:56:21,506 yeah, doing a little 1064 00:56:21,530 --> 00:56:24,916 stretching stressful situations, you know, you tense up, 1065 00:56:24,940 --> 00:56:27,756 I'm seeing a chiropractor for a while 1066 00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:31,576 stretching because you can never be too careful 1067 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,626 with your body tensing up in tense situations 1068 00:56:33,650 --> 00:56:36,267 and I'm also in an archery class now. 1069 00:57:29,110 --> 00:57:32,186 - Oh, Zod, you crazy bastard. 1070 00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:40,076 Yellow. 1071 00:57:40,100 --> 00:57:41,246 - Hey, man, 1072 00:57:41,270 --> 00:57:43,646 I'm digging up the yard, come out and help me. 1073 00:57:43,670 --> 00:57:44,970 - Yeah, I can't, I'm busy. 1074 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:47,906 - With what? 1075 00:57:47,930 --> 00:57:52,046 - I'm watching "Superman Two" on VHS. 1076 00:57:52,070 --> 00:57:54,976 - Dude, the money might be back here. 1077 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,096 - This lady, right, she calls out Superman for being Jewish, 1078 00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,463 like, he's Frederick Superman or something. 1079 00:58:02,010 --> 00:58:03,010 Idiot. 1080 00:58:03,910 --> 00:58:06,036 - I could really use a hand. - Yeah, how about this? 1081 00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:09,206 You keep looking outside, I'll keep looking inside, 1082 00:58:09,230 --> 00:58:11,596 and we'll be looking at two spots at the same time. 1083 00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:12,430 Sounds good? - No, no, no. 1084 00:58:12,454 --> 00:58:15,266 - Great, all right, buddy, 1085 00:58:15,290 --> 00:58:17,090 all right, take care. - No, seriously, stop... 1086 00:58:24,443 --> 00:58:25,466 Come on, lady, 1087 00:58:25,490 --> 00:58:27,856 You know Clark head, you know, Superman, 1088 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,286 you're standing four feet away from both of them, 1089 00:58:30,310 --> 00:58:32,166 I mean, they're just glasses, okay, 1090 00:58:32,190 --> 00:58:33,701 It's not a loo to door mask. 1091 00:58:35,550 --> 00:58:36,550 Man. 1092 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,440 Oh, my God. 1093 00:58:47,100 --> 00:58:48,929 Oh, my God, I'm drunk. 1094 00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:03,460 - Hello, Dave. 1095 00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:05,616 - Yo. 1096 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,616 - What are you doing down here? 1097 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,336 - Looking for the money? 1098 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,466 - I think we should talk about that. 1099 00:59:12,490 --> 00:59:13,600 - Okay. 1100 00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:17,420 Let's talk. 1101 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,086 What do you wanna talk about? 1102 00:59:22,110 --> 00:59:25,526 - I think you have some very definite ideas 1103 00:59:25,550 --> 00:59:28,406 about what should be done with the money. 1104 00:59:28,430 --> 00:59:30,676 - We should all split it, right? 1105 00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:32,296 - When should we split it? 1106 00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,746 - As soon as possible. 1107 00:59:33,770 --> 00:59:35,286 You do see what we're doing here, right? 1108 00:59:35,310 --> 00:59:36,577 You get it, right? 1109 00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:39,936 - But you gonna sweat it. 1110 00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:41,186 That's great, 1111 00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:45,356 but have you ever thought about my responsibilities? 1112 00:59:45,380 --> 00:59:47,456 Have you ever thought about my responsibilities 1113 00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:48,387 to my daughter? 1114 00:59:48,411 --> 00:59:50,416 Do you have any idea 1115 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:54,566 what a moral or ethical principle is, do you? 1116 00:59:54,590 --> 00:59:56,196 - I never thought I'd say this to anyone, 1117 00:59:56,220 --> 00:59:59,216 but you sound way too much like me, right now. 1118 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,050 Give me the bat, Wendy. 1119 01:00:00,074 --> 01:00:01,556 - I'm not gonna hurt you. 1120 01:00:01,580 --> 01:00:02,836 - Give me the bat, Wendy. 1121 01:00:02,860 --> 01:00:04,956 - You didn't let me finish my sentence. 1122 01:00:04,980 --> 01:00:08,196 I am not going to hurt you, I'm just... 1123 01:00:08,220 --> 01:00:09,426 - To bash my brains in. 1124 01:00:09,450 --> 01:00:11,193 - No, Jesus Christ, no! 1125 01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,130 But I am gonna hurt you real bad, 1126 01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:16,730 for the best. 1127 01:00:26,447 --> 01:00:31,419 Hold that thought, we should probably move the table. 1128 01:00:31,443 --> 01:00:32,270 - Okay, I'll move it. - Would you grab, 1129 01:00:32,294 --> 01:00:34,697 grab that part of the table. 1130 01:00:34,721 --> 01:00:35,976 - I don't break the table. 1131 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,250 - Don't touch my candles. 1132 01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,216 - Which way am I turning? 1133 01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:41,898 - Go that way. 1134 01:00:41,922 --> 01:00:42,877 - This way? 1135 01:00:42,901 --> 01:00:45,163 - Follow my lead, go that way. 1136 01:00:46,390 --> 01:00:48,169 Where are you going, where are you going with this? 1137 01:00:48,193 --> 01:00:49,466 - I can't fit through with my hands like this. 1138 01:00:49,490 --> 01:00:51,116 - You don't need... 1139 01:00:51,140 --> 01:00:53,226 - I just gotta put my hands down so I can get in, okay? 1140 01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:54,886 - How are you gonna get out now? 1141 01:00:54,910 --> 01:00:57,326 - It's fine, I'll figure it out. 1142 01:00:57,350 --> 01:00:58,336 - Seems unnecessary. 1143 01:00:58,360 --> 01:00:59,247 - I'm gonna go over the couch. 1144 01:00:59,271 --> 01:01:01,494 - Don't go over the the couch in your shoes, 1145 01:01:01,518 --> 01:01:03,038 don't go over the couch in your shoes. 1146 01:01:03,876 --> 01:01:04,876 Jesus! 1147 01:01:08,386 --> 01:01:10,126 keep it off the fabric. 1148 01:01:10,150 --> 01:01:11,793 - Okay, I'm fine. 1149 01:01:14,381 --> 01:01:16,603 - Pick up your thing. 1150 01:01:17,437 --> 01:01:18,756 Are you ready? - Yes. 1151 01:01:18,780 --> 01:01:20,002 - Okay. - Yes. 1152 01:01:20,026 --> 01:01:21,040 - Okay. 1153 01:01:43,702 --> 01:01:45,109 Okay, 1154 01:01:45,133 --> 01:01:46,236 okay. 1155 01:01:46,260 --> 01:01:47,826 We don't have to split it with the others, 1156 01:01:47,850 --> 01:01:50,056 we could share it between ourselves. 1157 01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:52,133 - I'll never share anything with you. 1158 01:01:52,157 --> 01:01:54,406 - Didn't you hear what Steve read? 1159 01:01:54,430 --> 01:01:56,326 We have to share it. 1160 01:01:56,350 --> 01:01:58,581 I am your partner. 1161 01:01:58,605 --> 01:02:00,741 No! 1162 01:02:03,729 --> 01:02:05,136 - My kingdom for pickle jar. 1163 01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:08,476 Help, help me Steve, help, help. 1164 01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:10,246 - I don't think Steve will be coming to your rescue, 1165 01:02:10,270 --> 01:02:11,963 I've seen to that. 1166 01:02:11,987 --> 01:02:13,652 - You monster. 1167 01:02:13,676 --> 01:02:16,753 - I'm just a mother providing for her daughter. 1168 01:02:18,858 --> 01:02:20,323 Oh, 1169 01:02:20,347 --> 01:02:21,347 oh, 1170 01:02:22,588 --> 01:02:23,588 oh. 1171 01:02:35,272 --> 01:02:36,272 Aww. 1172 01:02:38,498 --> 01:02:39,498 Oh. 1173 01:02:41,858 --> 01:02:43,004 Bitch. 1174 01:02:43,028 --> 01:02:43,837 Help! 1175 01:02:43,861 --> 01:02:44,671 - Dave. 1176 01:02:44,695 --> 01:02:45,895 Help, someone please. 1177 01:02:46,810 --> 01:02:50,377 - Dave, oh, God, oh God, 1178 01:02:50,401 --> 01:02:52,176 I'm coming, Dave. 1179 01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:53,349 Yeah. 1180 01:03:11,070 --> 01:03:12,223 - Siri, call Tom. 1181 01:03:13,430 --> 01:03:15,166 Calling Tom. 1182 01:03:15,190 --> 01:03:16,420 - Thank you Sweety. 1183 01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:27,646 - Yeah, hello. 1184 01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:29,692 - Tom, get in here, Wendy is trying to kill me. 1185 01:03:29,716 --> 01:03:30,913 What? 1186 01:03:30,937 --> 01:03:33,521 - She is baseball batting the hell out of me. 1187 01:03:33,545 --> 01:03:34,790 - I'm coming. 1188 01:03:39,169 --> 01:03:40,169 Damn. 1189 01:03:45,199 --> 01:03:46,199 Damn. 1190 01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:52,840 Damn. 1191 01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:54,727 It's locked, 1192 01:03:54,751 --> 01:03:56,759 do you know any tricks for opening locked doors. 1193 01:03:56,783 --> 01:03:59,306 Yeah, use the key, hurry the fuck up. 1194 01:03:59,330 --> 01:04:01,066 - Let them kill each other, 1195 01:04:01,090 --> 01:04:02,976 then the money is ours. 1196 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:07,116 No, they're my friends and 1197 01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:08,956 I've gotta help them, 1198 01:04:08,980 --> 01:04:10,746 and if you don't understand that, 1199 01:04:10,770 --> 01:04:14,923 you're nothing at all, nothing at all. 1200 01:04:20,740 --> 01:04:23,893 I'm coming, Dave, I'm coming to save you. 1201 01:04:25,870 --> 01:04:27,326 Damn it. 1202 01:04:27,350 --> 01:04:29,899 I guess I'll just have to break it down. 1203 01:04:39,580 --> 01:04:40,580 That hurt. 1204 01:04:41,650 --> 01:04:42,906 - Admit it, 1205 01:04:42,930 --> 01:04:44,656 say it just once, 1206 01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:45,883 that I am Dana's father. 1207 01:04:46,884 --> 01:04:48,493 - I will never join you. 1208 01:04:49,670 --> 01:04:50,739 - What? 1209 01:04:54,921 --> 01:04:56,059 - Dave. 1210 01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:22,436 - Will was gay, wasn't he? 1211 01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:24,236 You didn't think I was ready to be a father, 1212 01:05:24,260 --> 01:05:27,296 so, you posed as his wife to help his career. 1213 01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,506 - You're a child, Dave, 1214 01:05:29,530 --> 01:05:33,033 you were a child back then and you're still a child now. 1215 01:05:44,696 --> 01:05:46,003 - Oh, I've been a fool, 1216 01:05:47,590 --> 01:05:50,156 only now at the end do I understand. 1217 01:05:50,180 --> 01:05:51,393 - Oh, shut up! 1218 01:05:53,070 --> 01:05:54,726 - Where's Tom? 1219 01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:55,793 Oh my god. 1220 01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:59,587 My faith in my friends truly is my weakness. 1221 01:06:03,386 --> 01:06:04,386 - No! 1222 01:06:05,750 --> 01:06:08,723 - Steve, you rescued me, thank goodness. 1223 01:06:09,940 --> 01:06:11,386 What happened to your face? 1224 01:06:11,410 --> 01:06:13,066 - Never mind that, 1225 01:06:13,090 --> 01:06:15,976 the point is we got to get control of ourselves. 1226 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,113 Money isn't worth it. 1227 01:06:18,580 --> 01:06:21,994 Don't think we're even gonna find it at this point. 1228 01:06:23,810 --> 01:06:27,146 - I'm starting to think there never was any money. 1229 01:06:27,170 --> 01:06:28,170 - You're kidding. 1230 01:06:28,890 --> 01:06:30,136 - Well, he could have meant anything, 1231 01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:31,946 he never did specifically say 1232 01:06:31,970 --> 01:06:33,806 that there was money in the addendum. 1233 01:06:33,830 --> 01:06:35,232 - Codicil. - Whatever. 1234 01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:39,823 I know you think I killed him. 1235 01:06:42,270 --> 01:06:43,270 I didn't. 1236 01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:47,040 You're right, our marriage was a sham, but 1237 01:06:47,900 --> 01:06:49,453 I didn't want him to die. 1238 01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:54,350 He wasn't Dana's biological father, but 1239 01:06:55,530 --> 01:06:58,856 he was there when it counted, you know. 1240 01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:01,336 We were the only people in each other's lives, 1241 01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:03,650 who were really honest with each other. 1242 01:07:04,641 --> 01:07:06,459 Now, I don't even have that. 1243 01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:10,523 You and I, 1244 01:07:12,180 --> 01:07:13,806 us, 1245 01:07:13,830 --> 01:07:16,533 there was never going to be an us. 1246 01:07:17,910 --> 01:07:22,573 I didn't want Dana to be something tethering me to you, 1247 01:07:23,530 --> 01:07:24,530 when 1248 01:07:25,270 --> 01:07:27,616 we couldn't give each other what we needed. 1249 01:07:33,870 --> 01:07:37,953 I haven't been able to find a job in over a year. 1250 01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:43,593 I loved that restaurant so much it was, 1251 01:07:44,790 --> 01:07:46,540 it was me, you know. 1252 01:07:50,631 --> 01:07:53,176 And now I'm gonna lose this house, 1253 01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:55,483 and not just this house, everything. 1254 01:07:57,870 --> 01:07:59,326 What about my daughter? 1255 01:07:59,350 --> 01:08:01,643 What am I supposed to tell her? 1256 01:08:01,667 --> 01:08:03,139 What if. 1257 01:08:03,163 --> 01:08:06,013 What if the state tries to take her away from me? 1258 01:08:07,645 --> 01:08:09,940 I have no family left, it's like 1259 01:08:12,150 --> 01:08:14,063 losing Will all over again. 1260 01:08:17,270 --> 01:08:20,027 Will would have thought of a way out of this. 1261 01:08:20,885 --> 01:08:22,423 He did, I guess. 1262 01:08:24,290 --> 01:08:25,290 Will, 1263 01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:29,816 was always so preoccupied with work, 1264 01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:32,506 and he could have sold it, the business, 1265 01:08:32,530 --> 01:08:35,853 he had an offer, he turned it down. 1266 01:08:37,310 --> 01:08:39,296 Finally, the chance came 1267 01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:44,293 to get out and get fat at the same time and he let it go. 1268 01:08:45,300 --> 01:08:47,763 He'd miss it too much, he said. 1269 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:49,760 Can you imagine? 1270 01:08:50,619 --> 01:08:51,969 That's what he really said? 1271 01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:54,886 What kind of a person, 1272 01:08:54,910 --> 01:08:59,603 what kind of a human being loves being a trader? 1273 01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:03,426 People don't go to Wall Street, 1274 01:09:03,450 --> 01:09:05,676 because it's gonna be a lot of fun, 1275 01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:08,583 they go to make money. 1276 01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:13,386 These people, they don't jump out of bed, 1277 01:09:13,410 --> 01:09:16,416 thinking about how much fun it's gonna be to go to work, 1278 01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:17,975 they... 1279 01:09:17,999 --> 01:09:19,786 I have been to parties with these people 1280 01:09:19,810 --> 01:09:21,520 and they're all so 1281 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,080 miserable. 1282 01:09:25,820 --> 01:09:29,516 If all the money in the world and 1283 01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:31,546 doesn't mean anything to them, 1284 01:09:31,570 --> 01:09:33,776 because they don't need it anymore, 1285 01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:37,683 they can't even think of what to spend it on except junk. 1286 01:09:40,290 --> 01:09:44,036 It's a pointless, soulless job, 1287 01:09:44,060 --> 01:09:49,046 and the fact that Will actually enjoyed 1288 01:09:49,070 --> 01:09:51,183 tricking these people out of their money, 1289 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:56,293 it's very difficult to accept. 1290 01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:09,946 You know, even after all that, 1291 01:10:09,970 --> 01:10:12,733 we still respected each other. 1292 01:10:14,670 --> 01:10:16,206 We've known each other for so long, 1293 01:10:16,230 --> 01:10:18,503 at some point that just counts for something. 1294 01:10:19,890 --> 01:10:22,366 But I never would have hurt him 1295 01:10:22,390 --> 01:10:25,273 and he never would have hurt me. 1296 01:10:27,860 --> 01:10:29,676 In the end, he just 1297 01:10:29,700 --> 01:10:32,316 said something stupid to someone he owed money to, 1298 01:10:32,340 --> 01:10:34,296 got punched in the face, 1299 01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:36,070 fell hit his head on the ground and 1300 01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:40,906 the jerk that hit him offered me a deal on the spot 1301 01:10:40,930 --> 01:10:42,053 to erase the debt. 1302 01:10:44,010 --> 01:10:45,610 I just had to say 1303 01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:47,700 he was mugged. 1304 01:10:51,310 --> 01:10:52,563 That's all it took. 1305 01:10:57,770 --> 01:11:00,270 Not exactly the life I pictured when we were kids. 1306 01:11:04,210 --> 01:11:05,233 - Not for any of us. 1307 01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:07,800 - What do we do now? 1308 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:09,450 - I don't know about you, 1309 01:11:09,474 --> 01:11:12,186 but I am through looking for the money. 1310 01:11:12,210 --> 01:11:13,210 - What about 1311 01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:16,223 our dreams? 1312 01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:18,200 Our future? 1313 01:11:19,730 --> 01:11:20,540 What about us? 1314 01:11:20,564 --> 01:11:22,176 - Steve, 1315 01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:23,200 maybe, 1316 01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:28,023 maybe I'm not always honest with people. 1317 01:11:30,910 --> 01:11:33,853 Maybe you're not always honest with yourself. 1318 01:11:37,620 --> 01:11:38,620 - Yeah. 1319 01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:41,620 Probably right about that. 1320 01:11:45,618 --> 01:11:47,206 - You want some ice for your hand? 1321 01:11:47,230 --> 01:11:48,230 - Please. 1322 01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:50,430 What? 1323 01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:52,156 Wait a second, 1324 01:11:52,180 --> 01:11:53,606 the World Series party. 1325 01:11:53,630 --> 01:11:55,596 What about it? 1326 01:11:55,620 --> 01:11:58,846 - I remember Will and I were talking about 1327 01:11:58,870 --> 01:12:00,816 the hiding money from the company, right, 1328 01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:03,579 and then Will said something really peculiar. 1329 01:12:03,603 --> 01:12:05,926 - I'd like to think I'm ahead above the rest 1330 01:12:05,950 --> 01:12:08,009 when it comes to hiding things. 1331 01:12:08,033 --> 01:12:10,036 - Totally. 1332 01:12:10,060 --> 01:12:11,570 Totally. 1333 01:12:11,594 --> 01:12:12,600 Ahead 1334 01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:15,673 above the rest. 1335 01:12:19,670 --> 01:12:21,516 - The drop ceiling. 1336 01:12:21,540 --> 01:12:24,879 Will was always running speaker wires through there. 1337 01:12:28,952 --> 01:12:30,595 - Oh, baby! 1338 01:12:35,780 --> 01:12:37,518 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1339 01:12:42,697 --> 01:12:44,573 It's a baseball card. 1340 01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:48,895 - Son of a bitch! 1341 01:12:48,919 --> 01:12:50,299 - Is that worth anything? 1342 01:12:50,323 --> 01:12:52,986 - A couple hundred dollars to the right buyer. 1343 01:12:53,010 --> 01:12:54,010 - Jesus! 1344 01:13:01,472 --> 01:13:03,818 - Then I guess I'm off to the liquor store, 1345 01:13:03,842 --> 01:13:05,380 liquor store, liquor store. 1346 01:13:05,404 --> 01:13:06,993 - You get a cat? 1347 01:13:07,017 --> 01:13:09,623 - No, I have no idea what that sound was. 1348 01:13:10,610 --> 01:13:13,006 - I'm happy with my situation. 1349 01:13:13,030 --> 01:13:16,167 Well, I got a long drive ahead of me, he's out. 1350 01:13:17,233 --> 01:13:18,712 - What, you're leaving? 1351 01:13:18,736 --> 01:13:20,070 - Yep. 1352 01:14:58,983 --> 01:14:59,983 - Jesus! 1353 01:15:12,789 --> 01:15:13,599 - Yellow. 1354 01:15:13,623 --> 01:15:14,626 - What do you know about this? 1355 01:15:14,650 --> 01:15:16,216 About what? 1356 01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:19,646 - Oh, come on, come on, the baseball card, everything. 1357 01:15:19,670 --> 01:15:20,683 I heard a noise during dinner 1358 01:15:20,707 --> 01:15:22,906 and you came back from the liquor store few minutes later, 1359 01:15:22,930 --> 01:15:25,696 it was you in the basement, wasn't it? 1360 01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:26,677 Maybe. 1361 01:15:26,701 --> 01:15:29,726 - What else was in the box, Wayne? 1362 01:15:29,750 --> 01:15:30,919 - Look Wendy, do you think it was an oversight 1363 01:15:30,943 --> 01:15:33,346 that my brother never told you about the box? 1364 01:15:33,370 --> 01:15:34,733 It wasn't. 1365 01:15:34,757 --> 01:15:35,876 Blur, bluh, bluh, bluh. 1366 01:15:35,900 --> 01:15:37,626 Water is still gonna water? 1367 01:15:37,650 --> 01:15:39,596 I know about your bastard kid. 1368 01:15:39,620 --> 01:15:40,620 Later. 1369 01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:43,100 Beep. 1370 01:15:43,870 --> 01:15:45,906 - Son of a bitch! 1371 01:15:45,930 --> 01:15:47,013 - We could go to the police. 1372 01:15:47,037 --> 01:15:48,366 - And say what? 1373 01:15:48,390 --> 01:15:50,356 - Oh, so I guess you can't complain about 1374 01:15:50,380 --> 01:15:51,307 someone stealing money 1375 01:15:51,331 --> 01:15:53,330 that shouldn't exist in the first place. 1376 01:15:54,390 --> 01:15:55,440 - And that's it then. 1377 01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:57,320 - Damn. 1378 01:15:58,660 --> 01:16:01,353 - What am I gonna do now, I have nothing. 1379 01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:05,765 - You have friends still and so does Dana. 1380 01:16:05,789 --> 01:16:06,826 - Yeah, 1381 01:16:06,850 --> 01:16:09,696 good friends, maybe not good friends but people you know, 1382 01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:12,526 friends, MySpace friends list 1383 01:16:12,550 --> 01:16:13,709 from the entire area. 1384 01:16:13,733 --> 01:16:14,733 - Shut up, Steve. 1385 01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:22,746 - I'm ordering a couple bourbon 1386 01:16:22,770 --> 01:16:25,796 as soon as I get through the door. 1387 01:16:25,820 --> 01:16:27,136 - I'm ordering two drinks. 1388 01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:31,396 - I'm going to literally order every drink the bar has. 1389 01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:34,616 - Alcohol is great for solving life's problems. 1390 01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:37,396 - Even in a bottle, yo, demon in a bottle. 1391 01:16:37,420 --> 01:16:39,906 - That reference is only moderately obscure. 1392 01:16:39,930 --> 01:16:42,233 - Your mom is moderately obscure. 1393 01:16:44,959 --> 01:16:47,709 no, we're not doing that anymore. 1394 01:16:48,748 --> 01:16:53,748 ♪ Imagine if you will a scenario ♪ 1395 01:16:55,975 --> 01:17:00,975 ♪ Where all of our dreams can come true ♪ 1396 01:17:03,229 --> 01:17:08,229 ♪ Without making a deal with El Diablo ♪ 1397 01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:15,460 ♪ Or paying a wish for a magic broom ♪ 1398 01:17:17,545 --> 01:17:22,545 ♪ In a world where I'm free from debts ♪ 1399 01:17:24,717 --> 01:17:29,717 ♪ I will make peace with the "Star Wars" prequels ♪ 1400 01:17:31,972 --> 01:17:36,972 ♪ I'd wear an armor in the style of gold buffets ♪ 1401 01:17:39,649 --> 01:17:44,649 ♪ 'Cause that nude truly has no equal ♪ 1402 01:17:47,756 --> 01:17:52,756 ♪ Maybe it's too much to hope for ♪ 1403 01:17:54,310 --> 01:17:59,310 ♪ A life that is free from so much worry ♪ 1404 01:18:02,199 --> 01:18:07,199 ♪ Give my daughter everything she asks for ♪ 1405 01:18:08,573 --> 01:18:13,573 ♪ Excluding those creepy my little ponies ♪ 1406 01:18:14,209 --> 01:18:18,716 ♪ If I had the money all of our problems would be funny ♪ 1407 01:18:18,740 --> 01:18:20,734 ♪ I could be smart or a dummy ♪ 1408 01:18:20,758 --> 01:18:23,815 ♪ Weather it's cloudy or it's sunny ♪ 1409 01:18:23,839 --> 01:18:26,234 ♪ If you have cash then you have the power ♪ 1410 01:18:26,258 --> 01:18:28,564 ♪ For an entire life and not just an hour ♪ 1411 01:18:28,588 --> 01:18:32,118 ♪ But if I had the money ♪ 1412 01:18:32,142 --> 01:18:34,612 ♪ I'd spend it all on you ♪ 1413 01:18:43,464 --> 01:18:45,612 ♪ If you have cash then you have the power ♪ 1414 01:18:45,636 --> 01:18:47,937 ♪ For an entire life and not just an hour ♪ 1415 01:18:47,961 --> 01:18:51,547 ♪ But if I had the money ♪ 1416 01:18:51,571 --> 01:18:55,334 ♪ I'd spend it all on you ♪ 1417 01:18:55,358 --> 01:18:57,428 ♪ If we had money we could just spend it ♪ 1418 01:18:57,452 --> 01:18:58,808 ♪ Until our problems are solved ♪ 1419 01:18:58,832 --> 01:19:00,878 ♪ And that seems to work fine for rich people ♪ 1420 01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:02,560 ♪ Because they have so much money ♪ 1421 01:19:02,584 --> 01:19:05,005 ♪ All they do is spend it on stuff they don't need ♪ 1422 01:19:05,029 --> 01:19:06,964 ♪ Or to acquire additional wealth ♪ 1423 01:19:06,988 --> 01:19:08,415 ♪ Or buy influence from Congress ♪ 1424 01:19:08,439 --> 01:19:09,746 ♪ Write bills that become laws ♪ 1425 01:19:09,770 --> 01:19:10,738 ♪ And do a really great job ♪ 1426 01:19:10,762 --> 01:19:12,084 ♪ Of showing people how they're different ♪ 1427 01:19:12,108 --> 01:19:13,145 ♪ Or lower taxes on the rich old ♪ 1428 01:19:13,169 --> 01:19:14,075 ♪ While working stiff like us ♪ 1429 01:19:14,099 --> 01:19:17,134 ♪ Get stuck making up for the lost revenue ♪ 1430 01:19:17,158 --> 01:19:20,842 ♪ If I had the money ♪ 1431 01:19:20,866 --> 01:19:25,866 ♪ Everything would be okay ♪ 1432 01:19:25,901 --> 01:19:27,953 ♪ Money's what makes us sing ♪ 1433 01:19:27,977 --> 01:19:30,390 ♪ It's all about the dream ♪ 1434 01:19:30,414 --> 01:19:32,898 ♪ Won't you be on the wing ♪ 1435 01:19:32,922 --> 01:19:35,405 ♪ Money solves everything ♪ 1436 01:19:35,429 --> 01:19:40,429 ♪ If I had the money ♪ 1437 01:19:43,378 --> 01:19:45,378 ♪ Money ♪ 1438 01:19:56,399 --> 01:19:58,303 - Been out here for hours digging, 1439 01:20:00,510 --> 01:20:03,367 bet it's all wrapped up nicely in there though. 1440 01:20:05,010 --> 01:20:08,803 Bet they're saying, "Hey, what about Tom? 1441 01:20:10,110 --> 01:20:11,706 How did his night end?" 1442 01:20:11,730 --> 01:20:12,540 Someone else says, 1443 01:20:12,564 --> 01:20:15,757 "Oh, yeah, whatever happened to Tom?" 1444 01:20:16,710 --> 01:20:18,656 Someone else says, "Tom? 1445 01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:21,306 Tom, I don't remember Tom." 1446 01:20:21,330 --> 01:20:25,036 Well, I'm Tom, I'm Tom dammit, 1447 01:20:25,060 --> 01:20:28,168 I have a name and I have feelings and I am 1448 01:20:40,330 --> 01:20:42,346 It's porno