1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,534 [KATY] After years of dreaming, I had finally 2 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:05,070 finished my Parsons application. 3 00:00:05,072 --> 00:00:06,943 I could have dropped it off at any mailbox 4 00:00:06,945 --> 00:00:09,005 in Washington Heights, but instead, 5 00:00:09,007 --> 00:00:10,580 I went all the way downtown, 6 00:00:10,582 --> 00:00:13,483 on the same block as my childhood apartment. 7 00:00:13,485 --> 00:00:15,986 I guess you could say I was clutching to the past, 8 00:00:15,988 --> 00:00:18,643 but the thing is, Parsons wasn't just my dream... 9 00:00:18,645 --> 00:00:20,312 it was my mom's, too. 10 00:00:22,782 --> 00:00:24,682 She may have had secrets, 11 00:00:24,684 --> 00:00:27,352 but all I wanted was to share this moment with her... 12 00:00:27,354 --> 00:00:29,420 and K.O.... but I couldn't. 13 00:00:29,422 --> 00:00:31,622 As hard as it was going to be, 14 00:00:31,624 --> 00:00:34,792 it was time for me to move on, to move forward. 15 00:00:34,794 --> 00:00:36,627 [PEPPER] To Katy Keene, soon to join the ranks 16 00:00:36,629 --> 00:00:38,329 of Parsons' fashion elite. 17 00:00:38,331 --> 00:00:40,098 - Yeah! - Aw, thank you, guys. 18 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:41,799 Now I just have to get in. 19 00:00:41,801 --> 00:00:43,901 Yes, but in the meantime you need to celebrate. 20 00:00:43,903 --> 00:00:46,371 I know. And I know this might sound stupid, 21 00:00:46,373 --> 00:00:47,972 but I always pictured 22 00:00:47,974 --> 00:00:49,807 sharing this milestone with my mom. 23 00:00:49,809 --> 00:00:51,309 When I mailed that application, 24 00:00:51,311 --> 00:00:53,044 I imagined her there with me. 25 00:00:53,046 --> 00:00:54,545 That doesn't sound stupid, love. 26 00:00:54,547 --> 00:00:56,080 She would be proud of you. 27 00:00:56,082 --> 00:00:57,315 [KATY] And this is also the kind of thing 28 00:00:57,317 --> 00:00:58,750 I'd want to share with K.O., 29 00:00:58,752 --> 00:01:00,451 but, obviously, I can't. 30 00:01:00,453 --> 00:01:02,820 Look, I'm sorry you miss him, my love, I am. 31 00:01:02,822 --> 00:01:04,764 But you are young, you are single, 32 00:01:04,766 --> 00:01:05,788 in New York City. 33 00:01:05,790 --> 00:01:07,225 It's time to have a little fun. 34 00:01:07,227 --> 00:01:09,327 Starting with that stud down the bar 35 00:01:09,329 --> 00:01:11,119 who has not stopped checking you out. 36 00:01:11,121 --> 00:01:12,995 Timothée Chala-may-I-please. 37 00:01:12,997 --> 00:01:14,297 Well, that guy is hot. 38 00:01:14,299 --> 00:01:15,965 Guys, no. 39 00:01:15,967 --> 00:01:17,900 I'm not ready to date someone new. 40 00:01:17,902 --> 00:01:19,001 You don't need a date. 41 00:01:19,003 --> 00:01:20,803 What you need is a rebound... 42 00:01:20,805 --> 00:01:22,238 with a capital D. 43 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,706 [PEPPER] Yes. Casual is key. 44 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:25,186 I don't even remove a sock 45 00:01:25,188 --> 00:01:27,743 unless there's no chance of emotional attachment. 46 00:01:27,745 --> 00:01:30,680 - [PHONE BUZZES] - Ooh! Speaking of meaningless sex, 47 00:01:30,682 --> 00:01:32,915 if you'll excuse me. I have a date. 48 00:01:32,917 --> 00:01:34,150 - Bye. - Bye. 49 00:01:34,152 --> 00:01:35,685 - Go on. - [KATY HUFFS] 50 00:01:35,687 --> 00:01:37,520 Guys, I wish I could be like Pepper, 51 00:01:37,522 --> 00:01:40,667 but K.O. was my first kiss, my first boyfriend. 52 00:01:40,669 --> 00:01:42,892 I mean, he's the only guy that I've ever, you know, been with. 53 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:45,061 I'm sorry, you've only been with one guy? 54 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:47,616 Josie, how are you feeling about the EP? 55 00:01:47,618 --> 00:01:49,532 I will feel better once I make it through this week. 56 00:01:49,534 --> 00:01:51,667 There's the listening party that Alex planned, 57 00:01:51,669 --> 00:01:54,670 and I still haven't told him that my contract stipulates 58 00:01:54,672 --> 00:01:57,440 that I baby-sit him. So, yeah. 59 00:01:57,442 --> 00:01:59,342 - [PATRONS EXCLAIM] - Ugh! 60 00:01:59,344 --> 00:02:01,504 Can you believe it? Every day 61 00:02:01,506 --> 00:02:03,813 some new hobbyist queen who's Insta-famous 62 00:02:03,815 --> 00:02:05,881 just strolls in here like she owns the place. 63 00:02:05,883 --> 00:02:08,784 Well, if it isn't Miss Busted Broadway. 64 00:02:08,786 --> 00:02:11,187 Deveraux, what you doin' here, girl? 65 00:02:11,189 --> 00:02:12,955 I thought you was too good for Molly's. 66 00:02:12,957 --> 00:02:15,491 Just giving back to the less fortunate. 67 00:02:15,493 --> 00:02:18,227 And scoping out my future Thursday night gig. 68 00:02:18,229 --> 00:02:19,695 Sis, no, no. 69 00:02:19,697 --> 00:02:21,364 Thursday's Ginger's night. 70 00:02:21,366 --> 00:02:23,299 Oh, you haven't heard. 71 00:02:23,301 --> 00:02:25,067 The Miss Washington Heights pageant 72 00:02:25,069 --> 00:02:26,669 just moved to Molly's. 73 00:02:26,671 --> 00:02:28,170 Winner gets prime time, 74 00:02:28,172 --> 00:02:29,516 the most lucrative night at the bar. 75 00:02:29,518 --> 00:02:32,175 And the winner will be me... 76 00:02:32,177 --> 00:02:34,111 Deveraux. [SNAPS FINGERS] 77 00:02:40,018 --> 00:02:41,518 [DISHES CLINKING] 78 00:02:42,587 --> 00:02:43,819 Mmm! 79 00:02:43,821 --> 00:02:45,588 What's all this, then? 80 00:02:45,590 --> 00:02:48,624 Eggs à la francaise. 81 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,827 - Mmm. - My Nanima's secret recipe. 82 00:02:53,264 --> 00:02:55,998 Mmm! Your Nanima taught you well. 83 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,133 Do you see her often? 84 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:58,734 Not for a few years. 85 00:02:58,736 --> 00:03:00,169 We had a falling out. 86 00:03:00,171 --> 00:03:01,837 How heartbreaking. What happened? 87 00:03:01,839 --> 00:03:03,372 When my parents split, 88 00:03:03,374 --> 00:03:05,274 Nanima wanted me to go to India 89 00:03:05,276 --> 00:03:06,308 with her and my mom. 90 00:03:06,310 --> 00:03:08,477 I wanted to stay, go to Tisch, 91 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:09,945 and become the next Spike Lee. 92 00:03:09,947 --> 00:03:11,044 She never forgave you? 93 00:03:11,046 --> 00:03:13,786 She tried to bribe me, with an early inheritance, 94 00:03:13,788 --> 00:03:15,418 but... 95 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:17,354 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 96 00:03:18,556 --> 00:03:20,056 - Be right back. - Mm-hmm. 97 00:03:23,928 --> 00:03:25,528 Didi! What a surprise! 98 00:03:25,530 --> 00:03:26,862 You've been avoiding my calls. 99 00:03:26,864 --> 00:03:27,963 We need to talk. 100 00:03:27,965 --> 00:03:30,099 Um... can it wait? 101 00:03:30,101 --> 00:03:32,201 - I have company. - The Palace found out 102 00:03:32,203 --> 00:03:33,836 that I helped you, and they fired me. 103 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:35,304 I am so sorry. 104 00:03:35,306 --> 00:03:36,841 I helped you get out of the hotel, 105 00:03:36,843 --> 00:03:38,974 I loaned you money, and you ghost me? 106 00:03:38,976 --> 00:03:40,109 I thought we were friends. 107 00:03:40,111 --> 00:03:41,544 We are. We are friends. 108 00:03:41,546 --> 00:03:43,446 I recently 109 00:03:43,448 --> 00:03:45,347 came into a new business relationship, 110 00:03:45,349 --> 00:03:47,483 and I'm expecting a big payday. 111 00:03:47,485 --> 00:03:49,785 So as soon as the money comes in, 112 00:03:49,787 --> 00:03:52,054 I will pay you twofold. I promise. 113 00:03:52,056 --> 00:03:55,058 If you don't, I'm going to the police. 114 00:03:58,729 --> 00:04:01,898 So, Papi, when am I gonna see one of your drag concerts? 115 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,167 At this point, probably never. 116 00:04:05,169 --> 00:04:07,136 I just found out I lost my spot. 117 00:04:07,138 --> 00:04:09,438 ¿Y porqué? What happened? 118 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,542 Because Molly's is hosting some stupid drag pageant, 119 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:15,077 and now my slot goes to whatever fame-thirsty queen 120 00:04:15,079 --> 00:04:16,745 has the tightest tuck. 121 00:04:16,747 --> 00:04:18,020 Okay, cálmate. 122 00:04:18,022 --> 00:04:20,883 Being angry isn't going to win your spot back. 123 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:23,919 Show these queens who they're messing with. 124 00:04:23,921 --> 00:04:25,387 I'm an artist, okay? 125 00:04:25,389 --> 00:04:26,956 Broadway wouldn't give me a stage, 126 00:04:26,958 --> 00:04:28,246 I made my own at Molly's, 127 00:04:28,248 --> 00:04:30,826 You still can. Once you win. 128 00:04:30,828 --> 00:04:32,595 Pageantry is in the Lopez blood. 129 00:04:32,597 --> 00:04:34,733 I was Miss Puerto Rico, remember? 130 00:04:34,735 --> 00:04:36,132 Of course, Mommy, but all the queens 131 00:04:36,134 --> 00:04:38,300 have been preparing all week. I'm too far behind. 132 00:04:38,302 --> 00:04:41,203 Well, it's a good thing you have me to help. Hmm? 133 00:04:41,205 --> 00:04:43,439 Come on. Let's win you that corona. 134 00:04:43,441 --> 00:04:44,740 [JORGE] Aye. 135 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:46,943 - Off we go. Vamos. - All right. 136 00:04:48,946 --> 00:04:51,547 On behalf of all of Lacy's, we're delighted to host 137 00:04:51,549 --> 00:04:54,076 your royal engagement announcement photoshoot. 138 00:04:54,078 --> 00:04:55,697 The photographer, Will Buckingham, 139 00:04:55,699 --> 00:04:57,072 will be set up here tomorrow morning, 140 00:04:57,074 --> 00:04:59,168 Actually, Errol's grandmother had concerns 141 00:04:59,170 --> 00:05:00,823 that Will Buckingham is too green. 142 00:05:00,825 --> 00:05:02,384 Grandmother is also a tyrant. 143 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:03,519 [LAUGHS] 144 00:05:03,521 --> 00:05:06,121 Patricia's just a tad nervous. 145 00:05:06,123 --> 00:05:07,991 [KATY] Well, I heard that Vogue 146 00:05:07,993 --> 00:05:11,460 just promised Will Buckingham the September issue cover. 147 00:05:11,462 --> 00:05:13,896 So, if anyone's going to make you look like a princess, 148 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:15,064 - it's him. - [PATRICIA] Okay. 149 00:05:15,066 --> 00:05:17,366 I trust you, Katy, but... 150 00:05:17,368 --> 00:05:19,868 shouldn't we consult your family about aesthetic... 151 00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:21,026 what if they don't approve? 152 00:05:21,028 --> 00:05:22,135 Pattie, please. 153 00:05:22,137 --> 00:05:24,505 Can we just have one thing to ourselves? 154 00:05:31,023 --> 00:05:33,358 Shouldn't you... maybe... okay. 155 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:38,654 Katy, you understand the importance of this wedding. 156 00:05:38,656 --> 00:05:40,629 I do. Lacy's is planning 157 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:42,053 an exclusive collection and window 158 00:05:42,055 --> 00:05:43,597 inspired by the royal nuptial. 159 00:05:43,599 --> 00:05:45,355 Yet, there's clearly trouble in paradise. 160 00:05:45,357 --> 00:05:47,280 Seeing that you have a way with the prince, 161 00:05:47,282 --> 00:05:49,450 whatever's going on, you need to fix it. 162 00:05:51,235 --> 00:05:53,202 Absolutely. I am happy to. 163 00:05:53,204 --> 00:05:56,003 Gloria, I know this might literally be the worst time, 164 00:05:56,005 --> 00:05:58,431 but I've been trying to find out if my mother, 165 00:05:58,433 --> 00:06:00,743 Katherine Keene, was ever a Lacy's employee? 166 00:06:00,745 --> 00:06:02,478 The dragon lady in payroll 167 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,207 refused to release any information. 168 00:06:04,209 --> 00:06:05,698 Your timing could not be worse. 169 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:07,149 But if this is the fastest way 170 00:06:07,151 --> 00:06:08,340 to get you out of my office 171 00:06:08,342 --> 00:06:09,832 and onto this royal kerfuffle, 172 00:06:09,834 --> 00:06:11,668 I'll look into it. Now, off you go. 173 00:06:11,670 --> 00:06:12,837 Thank you. 174 00:06:14,925 --> 00:06:17,025 [JOSIE'S EP PLAYING] ♪ It could go wrong ♪ 175 00:06:17,027 --> 00:06:19,027 ♪ It could go right ♪ 176 00:06:19,029 --> 00:06:22,097 ♪ But we should try ♪ 177 00:06:22,099 --> 00:06:23,766 [SONG ENDS] 178 00:06:23,768 --> 00:06:25,127 Oh, my God! 179 00:06:25,129 --> 00:06:27,469 Alex, this... this is amazing. 180 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:29,037 I can't believe you mixed this! 181 00:06:29,039 --> 00:06:30,947 I guess I'm more than a pretty face. 182 00:06:30,949 --> 00:06:33,220 All right, let's not get ahead of ourselves, okay? 183 00:06:33,222 --> 00:06:35,356 At least not until after the listening party. 184 00:06:35,358 --> 00:06:37,558 How nervous should I be? 185 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,061 Don't be. You're amazing. 186 00:06:40,063 --> 00:06:42,797 And tomorrow, some of the top music execs 187 00:06:42,799 --> 00:06:44,965 will get to see that, including my dad. 188 00:06:44,967 --> 00:06:46,367 And once he hears it, 189 00:06:46,369 --> 00:06:48,670 he'll approve funding for a full album. 190 00:06:50,206 --> 00:06:52,306 What's up? Hmm? 191 00:06:52,308 --> 00:06:54,775 Are you having second thoughts about us? 192 00:06:54,777 --> 00:06:57,311 No! No, no, no, it's not that. 193 00:06:57,313 --> 00:07:00,481 It's just, my mom is flying in town for the listening party. 194 00:07:00,483 --> 00:07:02,717 I just want everything to be perfect, you know, 195 00:07:02,719 --> 00:07:04,251 because if it were up to her, 196 00:07:04,253 --> 00:07:06,587 I would be in law school right now. 197 00:07:06,589 --> 00:07:08,589 I thought your mom supported your singing. 198 00:07:08,591 --> 00:07:10,257 Yeah! No, I... 199 00:07:10,259 --> 00:07:13,094 Once upon a time, but she has her doubts, 200 00:07:13,096 --> 00:07:16,163 and I just... I want her to see that I'm doing well... 201 00:07:16,165 --> 00:07:17,252 for once. 202 00:07:17,254 --> 00:07:19,267 Well, you heard it yourself. 203 00:07:20,837 --> 00:07:22,236 Look, the EP is solid. 204 00:07:22,238 --> 00:07:24,472 They're gonna love it. 205 00:07:24,474 --> 00:07:27,108 [UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING] 206 00:07:27,110 --> 00:07:30,845 ♪ You've gotta feel the thunder... ♪ 207 00:07:30,847 --> 00:07:33,280 Who'd you sleep with to get late registration? 208 00:07:33,282 --> 00:07:36,050 Who'd you sleep with to get them cheap lip injections? 209 00:07:36,052 --> 00:07:37,251 Molly's is my bar, bitch. 210 00:07:37,253 --> 00:07:38,586 Please. 211 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:40,454 This dump needs a real queen. 212 00:07:40,456 --> 00:07:42,556 Instead of little boys playing dress-up 213 00:07:42,558 --> 00:07:44,525 in Holly Hobbie's hand-me-downs. 214 00:07:44,527 --> 00:07:46,560 But I wouldn't be caught dead in those, 215 00:07:46,562 --> 00:07:49,597 especially not in front of the legendary Miss VeeVee Humble. 216 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:52,133 Hold up. VeeVee gonna be at the pageant? 217 00:07:52,135 --> 00:07:53,768 She's the special guest judge. 218 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:55,436 And I'm her kind of queen... 219 00:07:55,438 --> 00:07:57,405 fierce, fabulous, 220 00:07:57,407 --> 00:07:59,240 and filet-o-fishy. 221 00:07:59,242 --> 00:08:01,475 Mm. Try not to embarrass yourself. 222 00:08:01,477 --> 00:08:03,144 Drag ain't Broadway, 223 00:08:03,146 --> 00:08:04,880 and you couldn't even cut it there. 224 00:08:06,849 --> 00:08:07,983 [SNAPS] 225 00:08:09,852 --> 00:08:11,835 [KATY] As I struggled to figure out 226 00:08:11,837 --> 00:08:15,171 how to mend Errol and Patricia's royal relationship, 227 00:08:15,173 --> 00:08:17,708 the world threw me the ultimate curveball. 228 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:24,103 And I was reminded of the one relationship I couldn't fix. 229 00:08:31,657 --> 00:08:34,391 Where exactly did Xandra touch K.O.? 230 00:08:34,393 --> 00:08:36,159 I don't want to think about it. 231 00:08:36,161 --> 00:08:38,301 I gotta say, I didn't see those two coming. 232 00:08:38,303 --> 00:08:39,329 Turn. 233 00:08:39,331 --> 00:08:40,964 Maybe they met at Studio 34, 234 00:08:40,966 --> 00:08:42,532 because he's working there now. 235 00:08:42,534 --> 00:08:44,087 I just can't believe that he's already 236 00:08:44,089 --> 00:08:46,447 in a new relationship... with a Cabot! 237 00:08:46,449 --> 00:08:47,961 [JORGE] And I'm not seeing any signs of K.O. 238 00:08:47,963 --> 00:08:49,242 on Xandra's Gram. 239 00:08:49,244 --> 00:08:50,874 - Maybe they just hookin' up. - [GASPS] 240 00:08:50,876 --> 00:08:52,075 That's not helping. 241 00:08:52,077 --> 00:08:54,177 Regardless of what... or who... 242 00:08:54,179 --> 00:08:55,998 K.O. is doing, maybe this is a sign 243 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,068 that you should get back on the proverbial horse. 244 00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:00,513 You're right. I'm gonna do a rebound. 245 00:09:00,515 --> 00:09:03,038 - [GASPS] - How titillating. But with whom? 246 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,288 I don't know any other straight guys besides K.O... 247 00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:07,190 - Hmm. - and my brothers. 248 00:09:07,192 --> 00:09:09,192 - Absolutely not. - [JOSIE] Hello, I'm home! 249 00:09:09,194 --> 00:09:10,894 Hey! 250 00:09:10,896 --> 00:09:13,163 Ooh! There is a certain photographer, 251 00:09:13,165 --> 00:09:15,498 quite a catch, who's working at Lacy's tomorrow. 252 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:18,768 - A certain Will Buckingham. - [JOSIE] Guys, really?! 253 00:09:18,770 --> 00:09:21,604 My mom is on her way from Grand Central as I speak! 254 00:09:21,606 --> 00:09:23,673 I was soaking it, I'll clean it now. 255 00:09:23,675 --> 00:09:25,376 - Thank you. - [KNOCK ON DOOR] 256 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:28,179 [KNOCKING] 257 00:09:30,849 --> 00:09:31,915 Mom! 258 00:09:31,917 --> 00:09:33,750 Four flights, Josie. 259 00:09:33,752 --> 00:09:35,352 And this neighborhood! 260 00:09:35,354 --> 00:09:37,325 There's a transient man on your stoop 261 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,922 who claims to be Rudy Giuliani. 262 00:09:38,924 --> 00:09:40,190 [JOSIE CHUCKLES] 263 00:09:40,192 --> 00:09:42,759 [BOTH LAUGHING] 264 00:09:42,761 --> 00:09:44,427 - Oh! - Mmm! 265 00:09:44,429 --> 00:09:46,062 [SIGHS] Oh. 266 00:09:46,064 --> 00:09:47,530 You must be 267 00:09:47,532 --> 00:09:49,199 Katy, Pepper and Jorge. 268 00:09:49,201 --> 00:09:50,400 - Hi! - Hi! 269 00:09:50,402 --> 00:09:51,844 I've heard all about you. 270 00:09:51,846 --> 00:09:53,602 Thank you for taking care of my daughter. 271 00:09:53,604 --> 00:09:55,934 Josie is the best thing to happen to 4B 272 00:09:55,936 --> 00:09:57,240 since we got rid of those mice. 273 00:09:57,242 --> 00:09:58,842 I will shut up now. 274 00:09:58,844 --> 00:10:01,611 This must be your living room-slash-bedroom. 275 00:10:01,613 --> 00:10:04,314 It's so... sea foam green. 276 00:10:04,316 --> 00:10:06,316 So, fill me in. 277 00:10:06,318 --> 00:10:08,452 I want to know everything that's going on. 278 00:10:11,717 --> 00:10:14,717 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - Download subtitles or load it directly from url loadsubs.net - 279 00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:18,790 Patricia wanted a change in direction... 280 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,340 the regality of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert. 281 00:10:21,342 --> 00:10:24,610 So... we pulled contemporary Victorian. 282 00:10:24,612 --> 00:10:27,035 Pattie and I agreed, Oxfords and chinos. 283 00:10:27,037 --> 00:10:28,259 What's wrong with that? 284 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,662 Okay. 285 00:10:32,453 --> 00:10:33,653 Hi. 286 00:10:34,655 --> 00:10:36,388 [GASPS] You look perfect! 287 00:10:36,390 --> 00:10:38,591 Okay, so, Errol is... 288 00:10:38,593 --> 00:10:40,559 confused. He was hoping for something... 289 00:10:40,561 --> 00:10:42,228 - more casual? - Katy. 290 00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:44,687 If you could tell Errol, I had a chat with his father... 291 00:10:44,689 --> 00:10:46,232 Who wants the pictures hung between 292 00:10:46,234 --> 00:10:48,133 his bed chambers and private parlor. 293 00:10:48,135 --> 00:10:49,650 Khaki wasn't formal enough. 294 00:10:49,652 --> 00:10:52,594 We could pull you something with less ruffles? 295 00:10:52,596 --> 00:10:55,497 We agreed to avoid this stiff, insufferable nonsense. 296 00:10:55,499 --> 00:10:56,532 Tell her... 297 00:10:56,534 --> 00:10:58,167 He wants JFK Jr., not Prince, 298 00:10:58,169 --> 00:10:59,809 and definitely not Purple Rain Prince. 299 00:10:59,811 --> 00:11:01,467 It's like he wants the whole world 300 00:11:01,469 --> 00:11:03,536 to see Pat the bartender from the East Village! 301 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,972 Remember, Errol fell in love with that bartender. 302 00:11:05,974 --> 00:11:08,274 But I promise you, when people look at you, 303 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:10,210 they will see a princess. 304 00:11:13,248 --> 00:11:15,281 To Patricia, your world is huge 305 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,415 and intimidating. 306 00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:18,317 She just wants to be a princess 307 00:11:18,319 --> 00:11:19,451 for her prince. 308 00:11:19,453 --> 00:11:21,476 I already see her as a princess. 309 00:11:21,478 --> 00:11:24,068 She doesn't need to prove it with clothes. 310 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:26,105 I have an idea. Don't move. 311 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,064 [WHISPERING] 312 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,099 I like it. 313 00:11:33,101 --> 00:11:36,602 And... cut! Let's take five. 314 00:11:36,604 --> 00:11:38,071 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 315 00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:41,274 Raj, I was just thinking... 316 00:11:41,276 --> 00:11:43,276 your Nanima, was it? 317 00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:45,111 I can't imagine how much you miss her. 318 00:11:45,113 --> 00:11:46,946 Have you ever thought about reaching out? 319 00:11:46,948 --> 00:11:49,849 I was in a dark place when my family disowned me. 320 00:11:49,851 --> 00:11:51,918 I just don't think I'm ready to forgive them. 321 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,386 I'm sorry. 322 00:11:53,388 --> 00:11:55,354 I don't mean to put my problems on you, 323 00:11:55,356 --> 00:11:57,456 but I've never really had the best relationship 324 00:11:57,458 --> 00:11:59,358 with my family, and sometimes 325 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,460 it really pains me how much I miss them. 326 00:12:01,462 --> 00:12:03,162 I'd hate for you to feel the same way. 327 00:12:03,164 --> 00:12:06,966 Life's too short to hold grudges, you know? 328 00:12:06,968 --> 00:12:08,635 Just think about it, will you? 329 00:12:09,804 --> 00:12:10,938 Looks great. 330 00:12:12,373 --> 00:12:13,539 - Okay. - [CREW MEMBER] Um... 331 00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:14,607 Yeah? 332 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,954 [WILL] Beautiful, guys. 333 00:12:15,956 --> 00:12:18,311 Stay just like that. Hold it, hold it. 334 00:12:18,313 --> 00:12:19,879 - [SHUTTER CLICKS] - All right. 335 00:12:19,881 --> 00:12:21,103 Now, let's get some 336 00:12:21,105 --> 00:12:22,848 with just the princess-to-be, shall we? 337 00:12:22,850 --> 00:12:24,116 [KISSES] 338 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,885 Good job having them dress down. 339 00:12:25,887 --> 00:12:27,753 These'll be killer, thanks to you, 340 00:12:27,755 --> 00:12:29,756 - Uh... - [ERROL] Katy Keene. 341 00:12:30,935 --> 00:12:32,792 Thank you for helping us. 342 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,827 Who knew being engaged while royal 343 00:12:34,829 --> 00:12:36,824 could be so stressful? 344 00:12:36,826 --> 00:12:39,549 Making decisions as a couple is always hard. 345 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:40,740 That's right. 346 00:12:40,742 --> 00:12:42,743 You recently got engaged? 347 00:12:44,439 --> 00:12:47,139 Actually, that didn't work out. 348 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,508 I'm sorry to hear it. 349 00:12:49,885 --> 00:12:52,019 He must be a puddle, losing you. 350 00:12:57,418 --> 00:12:58,452 Perfect, princess. 351 00:13:03,725 --> 00:13:05,825 [GASPS] Mommy! 352 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:08,828 Your Miss Puerto Rico costume! 353 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,030 I love it! 354 00:13:11,466 --> 00:13:13,165 - Until I met Ginger, - [SNIFFLES] 355 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,502 I thought I'd have to be buried in this outfit. 356 00:13:16,789 --> 00:13:18,478 Come on. Let's get to work. 357 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:21,538 I have the perfect showstopper outfit for you. 358 00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:23,496 Mama, Katy's gonna make my showstopper. 359 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:25,154 Bueno, pero, what about your Q&A? 360 00:13:25,156 --> 00:13:27,179 Ma, it's fine, I'm just gonna be myself 361 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,981 - and speak my truth. - Your truth? 362 00:13:28,983 --> 00:13:31,484 You're in a pageant, you're not testifying in court. 363 00:13:31,486 --> 00:13:33,719 Pageants are about fitting into the mold, 364 00:13:33,721 --> 00:13:35,121 not breaking it, okay? 365 00:13:35,123 --> 00:13:36,255 - [GROANS] Aye... - Come on. 366 00:13:36,257 --> 00:13:38,124 Pretend you're onstage. 367 00:13:38,126 --> 00:13:39,859 Okay, smile. 368 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,427 Smile. Smile. 369 00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,229 Pero, not too much, okay? 370 00:13:43,231 --> 00:13:45,531 You look a little crazy. [CHUCKLES] Smile. 371 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:48,968 - Mm-hmm. Okay, now posture... - Mmm. 372 00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:51,504 shoulders back, belly in, tatas out. 373 00:13:51,506 --> 00:13:53,205 Eyes wide. 374 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,042 Stare those judges down. 375 00:13:57,612 --> 00:13:59,545 What says... 376 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,547 "gold album maker"? 377 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,349 Well, it's not really a full album. 378 00:14:03,351 --> 00:14:05,685 It's more of an EP. It's four songs. 379 00:14:05,687 --> 00:14:07,486 What matters is that a label 380 00:14:07,488 --> 00:14:09,631 is putting their money and time behind your music. 381 00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:11,484 Well, Mom, I'm not signed to a label. 382 00:14:11,486 --> 00:14:13,176 Mr. Cabot of Cabot Entertainment 383 00:14:13,178 --> 00:14:14,395 funded it personally. 384 00:14:14,397 --> 00:14:16,687 Mr. Cabot, as in your manager's dad? 385 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,823 Yeah... 386 00:14:20,168 --> 00:14:22,668 Um, actually, 387 00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:24,937 Alex isn't just my manager, 388 00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:27,039 he's my boyfriend. 389 00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:30,376 But that is not uncommon in the industry. 390 00:14:30,378 --> 00:14:31,578 I have a contract. 391 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:32,978 You signed a contract? 392 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:34,580 Without running it by me first? 393 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,748 I know what I'm doing. 394 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,416 Clearly not. 395 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,552 The father of your manager-slash-boyfriend 396 00:14:39,554 --> 00:14:41,253 is funding your EP. 397 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,622 I don't want you to become a pawn in their family dynamics. 398 00:14:43,624 --> 00:14:46,892 Ooh! This was made for you. 399 00:14:46,894 --> 00:14:48,828 I am not a pawn. 400 00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:50,696 Is it so hard to believe 401 00:14:50,698 --> 00:14:52,431 that Mr. Cabot cut me a check 402 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,733 because he heard me sing? 403 00:14:53,735 --> 00:14:56,302 Frankly... yes. 404 00:14:56,304 --> 00:14:58,804 You know, you used to believe in me. 405 00:14:58,806 --> 00:14:59,906 What happened? 406 00:15:02,577 --> 00:15:03,877 [FOOTSTEPS FADE] 407 00:15:06,736 --> 00:15:08,492 [XANDRA] Alex, I take full credit 408 00:15:08,494 --> 00:15:10,516 for leaking the Kissing Cabots story. 409 00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,348 Look, I'm sick and tired 410 00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:14,225 of your dad trying to control us. 411 00:15:14,227 --> 00:15:16,662 And now that is out there, we're free. 412 00:15:17,925 --> 00:15:19,425 I'm done with secrets... 413 00:15:19,427 --> 00:15:21,228 which is why I needed you to see this. 414 00:15:22,978 --> 00:15:24,667 - This is Josie's contract. - Yeah. 415 00:15:24,669 --> 00:15:27,666 Your dad needs a way more competent secretary. 416 00:15:27,668 --> 00:15:30,603 I took the liberty of highlighting that last clause. 417 00:15:30,605 --> 00:15:33,005 It's a lot of legalese, so let me translate it for you. 418 00:15:33,007 --> 00:15:37,109 Your daddy is paying for Josie to date you. 419 00:15:37,111 --> 00:15:38,945 Or, should I say, baby-sit you. 420 00:15:40,948 --> 00:15:42,815 [KATY] Thank you so much. 421 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,251 It was cool to work with you, Katy Keene. 422 00:15:45,253 --> 00:15:47,720 I'll remember your name next time I need a Switzerland. 423 00:15:47,722 --> 00:15:50,556 You could remember my number, too. 424 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,558 Forward. I like it. 425 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:56,328 My friend is having an EP release at five. 426 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,597 Do you wanna meet me there? 427 00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:00,366 [CAMERA CLICKS] 428 00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:01,834 Best photo I took all day. 429 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,103 Put in your number. 430 00:16:07,975 --> 00:16:09,308 I'll see you later. 431 00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:10,477 See ya. 432 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:15,664 Well done at the shoot today, Katy. Errol and... 433 00:16:15,666 --> 00:16:17,489 Pedestrian Patricia looked cheery. 434 00:16:17,491 --> 00:16:20,225 Thank you, Gloria. It was a team effort. 435 00:16:20,227 --> 00:16:22,260 I got this from Human Resources. 436 00:16:22,262 --> 00:16:23,895 Your mother's file. 437 00:16:23,897 --> 00:16:26,699 She was indeed an employee here at Lacy's. 438 00:16:29,636 --> 00:16:32,771 Wait. It says here that she was fired. 439 00:16:32,773 --> 00:16:34,472 - Why? - From what I gather, 440 00:16:34,474 --> 00:16:36,474 the management doubted her commitment to the store. 441 00:16:36,476 --> 00:16:38,262 Why wouldn't my mom tell me that she worked here? 442 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,645 She was terminated around the time you were born. 443 00:16:40,647 --> 00:16:42,447 Which I found in your file. 444 00:16:42,449 --> 00:16:44,215 Why would she go to such lengths 445 00:16:44,217 --> 00:16:45,617 to keep all this from me? 446 00:16:45,619 --> 00:16:47,752 [PHONE BUZZES] 447 00:16:47,754 --> 00:16:49,387 No doubt that's your date calling. 448 00:16:49,389 --> 00:16:51,122 Honestly, I'm not really in the mood 449 00:16:51,124 --> 00:16:52,453 to go out with anyone. 450 00:16:52,455 --> 00:16:55,493 Katy, if your mother was keeping something from you, 451 00:16:55,495 --> 00:16:57,829 it was likely to protect you. 452 00:16:57,831 --> 00:17:01,333 Now go. Don't keep that roguish Vogue photographer waiting. 453 00:17:01,335 --> 00:17:02,468 Thank you, Gloria. 454 00:17:23,156 --> 00:17:24,879 The party started twenty minutes ago. 455 00:17:24,881 --> 00:17:26,439 [SIGHS] Where's Alex? 456 00:17:26,441 --> 00:17:29,294 Easy there. It's New York. 457 00:17:29,296 --> 00:17:31,162 [ENTRY BELL JINGLES] 458 00:17:31,164 --> 00:17:34,532 Hi! Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi! 459 00:17:34,534 --> 00:17:36,601 Will, this is Josie McCoy, 460 00:17:36,603 --> 00:17:38,203 future Grammy winner, right here. 461 00:17:38,205 --> 00:17:39,504 [JOSIE AND WILL LAUGH] 462 00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:41,006 Hi, thanks so much for coming. 463 00:17:41,008 --> 00:17:42,641 - Of course. - Um, so, 464 00:17:42,643 --> 00:17:44,342 Jorge and Pepper are downstairs. 465 00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:45,945 - I'll see you there? Okay. - Okay. 466 00:17:47,614 --> 00:17:48,713 [REMOVES BOTTLE CAP] 467 00:17:48,715 --> 00:17:49,782 [KATY] Thanks. 468 00:17:51,151 --> 00:17:52,617 - Cheers. - [BOTTLES CLINK] 469 00:17:52,619 --> 00:17:54,686 To an unusual first date. 470 00:17:54,688 --> 00:17:57,322 Please, it reminds me of my early days in the city. 471 00:17:57,324 --> 00:17:59,357 Running around with a camera on my shoulder, 472 00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:00,654 not knowing if I'd ever make it. 473 00:18:00,656 --> 00:18:02,931 I think nostalgia might be getting the better of you. 474 00:18:02,933 --> 00:18:04,663 As much as I like my day job, 475 00:18:04,665 --> 00:18:06,831 I would rather be getting paid to design. 476 00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:10,101 Your day job can't be that bad with a prince pining after you. 477 00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:12,671 - I saw the way he looked at you. - What? 478 00:18:12,673 --> 00:18:14,072 Prince Errol Swoon 479 00:18:14,074 --> 00:18:16,041 is practically a married man. 480 00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:17,977 He most certainly was not looking at me. 481 00:18:19,746 --> 00:18:21,213 [SOFT POP MUSIC PLAYING] 482 00:18:22,916 --> 00:18:24,016 Josie? 483 00:18:25,202 --> 00:18:27,392 - You look amazing. - Thanks. 484 00:18:27,394 --> 00:18:29,584 I wasn't sure you were still coming. 485 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,022 I wouldn't miss it for the world. 486 00:18:31,024 --> 00:18:33,992 So, where is this manager of yours? 487 00:18:33,994 --> 00:18:36,127 [ALEXANDER] He's right here. 488 00:18:36,129 --> 00:18:38,096 Alexander Cabot. 489 00:18:38,098 --> 00:18:40,932 The man my daughter hasn't stopped talking about. 490 00:18:40,934 --> 00:18:42,701 It's my pleasure. 491 00:18:42,703 --> 00:18:44,503 Um, Alex... 492 00:18:46,139 --> 00:18:47,939 can I talk to you in private? 493 00:18:47,941 --> 00:18:49,741 Hm. What's the point? 494 00:18:49,743 --> 00:18:50,999 [LOUDLY] I mean, we should probably 495 00:18:51,001 --> 00:18:53,407 call this whole thing off, don't you think? 496 00:18:53,409 --> 00:18:55,565 You know? Because you couldn't keep up 497 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:56,581 your end of the bargain. 498 00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,116 What's he talking about, Josie? 499 00:18:58,118 --> 00:18:59,150 I don't know. 500 00:18:59,152 --> 00:19:00,385 I think he's just had 501 00:19:00,387 --> 00:19:01,619 a little too much to drink. 502 00:19:01,621 --> 00:19:03,588 Really? You don't know? 503 00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,523 So, you're not just dating me 504 00:19:05,525 --> 00:19:06,891 because my dad paid you to? 505 00:19:06,893 --> 00:19:09,060 Alex, I... I can explain. 506 00:19:09,062 --> 00:19:10,170 Save it. 507 00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:11,796 Alex... 508 00:19:11,798 --> 00:19:13,599 Jo... Josie, let him go. 509 00:19:15,102 --> 00:19:17,135 [KATY] Hey, this is your night. 510 00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:18,503 Do not let him ruin this. 511 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:21,072 [CHUBBY] We all came out here tonight 512 00:19:21,074 --> 00:19:22,907 for the same reason... 513 00:19:22,909 --> 00:19:24,943 to hear good music. 514 00:19:24,945 --> 00:19:27,112 And I'm honored to introduce 515 00:19:27,114 --> 00:19:29,215 a bright young talent... 516 00:19:30,317 --> 00:19:32,450 Miss Josie McCoy. 517 00:19:32,452 --> 00:19:33,919 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] 518 00:19:39,126 --> 00:19:41,192 [BACKING TRACK PLAYS] 519 00:19:41,194 --> 00:19:43,094 ♪ There goes a dream ♪ 520 00:19:43,096 --> 00:19:46,298 ♪ Now it's us against real life ♪ 521 00:19:49,002 --> 00:19:51,936 ♪ Love isn't all butterflies ♪ 522 00:19:51,938 --> 00:19:55,974 ♪ In a drunken paradise ♪ 523 00:19:55,976 --> 00:19:57,842 [HARMONIZING] ♪ It hurts ♪ 524 00:19:57,844 --> 00:19:59,911 ♪ It's hard ♪ 525 00:19:59,913 --> 00:20:03,515 ♪ It's worth the fight ♪ 526 00:20:03,517 --> 00:20:07,752 ♪ Let's do our best ♪ 527 00:20:07,754 --> 00:20:11,656 ♪ To get it right ♪ 528 00:20:11,658 --> 00:20:15,593 - ♪ If we just try, try, try ♪ - ♪ Oh, try ♪ 529 00:20:15,595 --> 00:20:19,297 - ♪ If we just try, try, try ♪ - ♪ Try, try, try ♪ 530 00:20:19,299 --> 00:20:21,332 ♪ Hey, we might fall ♪ 531 00:20:21,334 --> 00:20:23,701 - ♪ Or we might fight ♪ - ♪ Oh, try ♪ 532 00:20:23,703 --> 00:20:26,337 - ♪ But we should try ♪ - ♪ We should try... ♪ 533 00:20:26,339 --> 00:20:29,574 The infamous Alexander Cabot. 534 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:32,544 There's nothing more important to me than my daughter, 535 00:20:32,546 --> 00:20:35,880 and there are things that you can do for her career that I cannot. 536 00:20:35,882 --> 00:20:39,851 But if you screw her over in any way, 537 00:20:39,853 --> 00:20:42,887 I will personally call Marc Berger down at the SEC 538 00:20:42,889 --> 00:20:45,957 and have him investigate every financial dealing 539 00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:47,992 you've ever brokered. 540 00:20:47,994 --> 00:20:50,028 No empire has been built without at least 541 00:20:50,030 --> 00:20:52,030 one rusty nail, Mr. Cabot. 542 00:20:52,032 --> 00:20:54,098 Just ask Hiram Lodge. 543 00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:56,868 ♪ We should try, we should try ♪ 544 00:20:56,870 --> 00:20:59,003 [SONG ENDS] 545 00:20:59,005 --> 00:21:00,873 - [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] - Yeah! 546 00:21:02,108 --> 00:21:03,908 [APPLAUSE CONTINUES] 547 00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:07,979 Uh, you know, my studio's only ten blocks away. 548 00:21:07,981 --> 00:21:10,481 You wanna go back with me? 549 00:21:10,483 --> 00:21:12,017 I'd love to show it to you. 550 00:21:13,253 --> 00:21:15,420 As tempting as that is, 551 00:21:15,422 --> 00:21:17,989 I think I'm good for tonight. 552 00:21:17,991 --> 00:21:19,058 But... next time? 553 00:21:20,344 --> 00:21:21,767 Sure. 554 00:21:21,769 --> 00:21:23,261 I'll call you. 555 00:21:23,263 --> 00:21:24,363 Okay. 556 00:21:26,266 --> 00:21:27,765 [WILL] Mmm... 557 00:21:27,767 --> 00:21:30,268 [KATY] And you guys? It was the Worst. Kiss. 558 00:21:30,270 --> 00:21:31,436 Ever. 559 00:21:31,438 --> 00:21:32,670 [PEPPER, JORGE] No! 560 00:21:32,672 --> 00:21:34,072 Oh, my God. 561 00:21:34,074 --> 00:21:36,274 Welcome to the dating pool, sister. 562 00:21:36,276 --> 00:21:37,799 Ugh! That's nothing compared to the time 563 00:21:37,801 --> 00:21:39,290 I went on a date with Jared Leto, 564 00:21:39,292 --> 00:21:41,145 who only gives butterfly kisses. 565 00:21:41,147 --> 00:21:43,541 Speaking of kisses... how's Raj? 566 00:21:43,543 --> 00:21:45,099 Have I mentioned how weird it is 567 00:21:45,101 --> 00:21:46,382 that you're dating K.O.'s roommate? 568 00:21:46,384 --> 00:21:47,865 You have, and we're not dating. 569 00:21:47,867 --> 00:21:49,721 - It's strictly cash. - [PHONE BUZZES] 570 00:21:49,723 --> 00:21:51,327 Speaking of, I should probably take that. 571 00:21:51,329 --> 00:21:52,784 Might be an emergency. 572 00:21:52,786 --> 00:21:55,310 Uh-huh. An emergency booty call. 573 00:21:55,312 --> 00:21:57,562 Better make it quick. Don't miss my pageant. 574 00:21:57,564 --> 00:21:59,348 - [KATY SNORTS] - I would never. 575 00:21:59,350 --> 00:22:01,606 Two shakes of a lamb's tail! 576 00:22:01,608 --> 00:22:03,208 [SIGHS] 577 00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:05,336 Maybe I'm not cut out for the single life. 578 00:22:05,338 --> 00:22:07,805 I mean, I had a prince in K.O. 579 00:22:07,807 --> 00:22:11,409 Katy, girl, you've been single for, like, two seconds. 580 00:22:11,411 --> 00:22:12,533 Relax. 581 00:22:12,535 --> 00:22:14,525 You just gotta kiss a few frogs, is all. 582 00:22:14,527 --> 00:22:16,915 - You're right. - [CLINKS GLASSES] 583 00:22:16,917 --> 00:22:18,182 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 584 00:22:18,184 --> 00:22:20,168 Hmm. Maybe Pepper forgot something. 585 00:22:20,170 --> 00:22:21,372 Doesn't she have a key? 586 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,075 Yeah, I thought we gave her one. 587 00:22:31,026 --> 00:22:33,995 So, how did you know where I lived? 588 00:22:34,832 --> 00:22:36,355 I'm a prince, Katy. 589 00:22:36,357 --> 00:22:37,612 [LAUGHS] Right. 590 00:22:37,614 --> 00:22:39,184 I'm sorry to drop in like this, 591 00:22:39,186 --> 00:22:41,001 but I just didn't know where else to go, 592 00:22:41,003 --> 00:22:43,237 and you always seem to have the right answers. 593 00:22:43,239 --> 00:22:44,872 Patricia and I are over. 594 00:22:44,874 --> 00:22:46,206 I called off the engagement. 595 00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:47,941 You what?! 596 00:22:47,943 --> 00:22:50,511 No, that's okay. I can fix this. 597 00:22:50,513 --> 00:22:52,546 No. It's too late. I'm done. 598 00:22:52,548 --> 00:22:54,014 You know, on our first date, 599 00:22:54,016 --> 00:22:55,482 I made plans to take Patricia 600 00:22:55,484 --> 00:22:56,783 to a Michelin-star restaurant 601 00:22:56,785 --> 00:22:58,919 in Macau, but she insisted 602 00:22:58,921 --> 00:23:01,088 that we stay in and order Chinese. 603 00:23:01,090 --> 00:23:02,679 Now she's throwing temper tantrums 604 00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:04,437 because her tiara doesn't have enough 605 00:23:04,439 --> 00:23:05,726 canary yellow diamonds. 606 00:23:05,728 --> 00:23:08,228 Patricia is dealing with a lot. 607 00:23:08,230 --> 00:23:10,082 She's not used to being in the public eye. 608 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:12,687 - Just give her some time. - I don't know, Katy, 609 00:23:12,689 --> 00:23:15,469 I think I might be better off single. 610 00:23:15,471 --> 00:23:17,738 I know, I thought that too when I broke up with K.O., 611 00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:21,141 but trust me, the grass isn't always greener. 612 00:23:21,143 --> 00:23:22,543 [KATY SIGHS] 613 00:23:22,545 --> 00:23:26,046 Is this your mother? You look like her. 614 00:23:26,048 --> 00:23:27,248 Yeah. 615 00:23:28,884 --> 00:23:30,751 You all right? 616 00:23:30,753 --> 00:23:31,919 My mom was amazing, 617 00:23:31,921 --> 00:23:33,654 and she died a few years ago, 618 00:23:33,656 --> 00:23:35,178 but I'm starting to think that there's 619 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,657 a lot of things I don't know about her. 620 00:23:36,659 --> 00:23:38,191 I'm sorry. 621 00:23:38,193 --> 00:23:40,127 I lost my mum too when I was young. 622 00:23:40,129 --> 00:23:41,728 - Yeah, I know. - Of course. 623 00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:44,064 The whole world knows. I wish I could say that 624 00:23:44,066 --> 00:23:46,300 you'll miss her less as time goes by, 625 00:23:46,302 --> 00:23:49,570 but I find that the older I get, the more I wish she were here. 626 00:23:49,572 --> 00:23:51,672 She'd know what to do about Patricia. 627 00:23:51,674 --> 00:23:53,740 What do you think that she would say? 628 00:23:53,742 --> 00:23:55,876 That I need to learn to be alone, 629 00:23:55,878 --> 00:23:59,446 and that I was foolish to get engaged to my rebound. 630 00:23:59,448 --> 00:24:01,181 - Oh. - Did I forget to mention that? 631 00:24:01,183 --> 00:24:04,585 - You did. - I was heartbroken when I met Patricia. 632 00:24:04,587 --> 00:24:07,754 I suppose I rushed into things to numb the pain I was feeling. 633 00:24:07,756 --> 00:24:09,356 It's funny how we do that, isn't it? 634 00:24:09,358 --> 00:24:11,355 Sometimes I think I stayed with K.O. 635 00:24:11,357 --> 00:24:13,293 because he was there for me when my mom died. 636 00:24:13,295 --> 00:24:14,928 I knew that if we broke up, 637 00:24:14,930 --> 00:24:16,430 there would just be all this 638 00:24:16,432 --> 00:24:18,098 residual pain to sort through. 639 00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:20,367 - How's that going? - Still sorting. 640 00:24:20,369 --> 00:24:22,103 [JORGE] Katy! 641 00:24:23,639 --> 00:24:25,807 - I'm heading out. - Okay. 642 00:24:26,976 --> 00:24:28,409 Ask him. 643 00:24:29,812 --> 00:24:31,646 Do you want to go to a drag pageant? 644 00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:36,591 Uh... I'm afraid I cause a bit of a commotion 645 00:24:36,593 --> 00:24:38,393 - when I'm out in public. - Oh! Of course. 646 00:24:40,155 --> 00:24:42,022 Here. No one will be looking for a prince 647 00:24:42,024 --> 00:24:44,144 amongst all those... queens. 648 00:24:44,146 --> 00:24:45,446 [CHUCKLES] 649 00:24:49,865 --> 00:24:52,199 Go talk to your mother. 650 00:24:52,201 --> 00:24:54,335 She's the only one you're gonna get. 651 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,147 I know what you're gonna say. 652 00:25:07,149 --> 00:25:10,684 That this whole listening party was a disaster. 653 00:25:10,686 --> 00:25:12,853 Josie, you were a revelation. 654 00:25:12,855 --> 00:25:14,755 You've never sounded better! 655 00:25:14,757 --> 00:25:17,357 Alex knows how to get the best out of me. 656 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:21,695 I know you can handle your business, but... 657 00:25:21,697 --> 00:25:23,294 I didn't like what I saw tonight. 658 00:25:23,296 --> 00:25:25,152 That was partially my fault. I didn't... 659 00:25:25,154 --> 00:25:26,812 Don't make excuses for that boy. 660 00:25:26,814 --> 00:25:29,071 Alexander Cabot had no right 661 00:25:29,073 --> 00:25:31,039 to waltz in here like that. 662 00:25:34,610 --> 00:25:37,277 Do you know who he reminded me of? 663 00:25:37,279 --> 00:25:41,048 Just because he had too much to drink one night... 664 00:25:41,050 --> 00:25:43,483 doesn't mean he has a problem. 665 00:25:43,485 --> 00:25:45,018 He's not Dad. 666 00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:47,220 That's exactly the same thing I used to say. 667 00:25:47,222 --> 00:25:49,022 Josie, 668 00:25:49,024 --> 00:25:52,159 when you end up with someone like that, 669 00:25:52,161 --> 00:25:54,361 the worrying never goes away. 670 00:25:54,363 --> 00:25:55,800 I don't want that for you. 671 00:25:55,802 --> 00:25:56,863 I know. 672 00:25:56,865 --> 00:25:58,565 You are not that little girl 673 00:25:58,567 --> 00:26:00,042 from Riverdale anymore. 674 00:26:00,044 --> 00:26:02,369 And you have to make your own choices... 675 00:26:02,371 --> 00:26:04,392 and mistakes. 676 00:26:04,394 --> 00:26:06,362 But I'm still your mom. 677 00:26:08,550 --> 00:26:12,245 And I will always be here 678 00:26:12,247 --> 00:26:14,749 to help pick up the pieces and bring you home. 679 00:26:18,087 --> 00:26:19,120 [SNIFFLES] 680 00:26:23,392 --> 00:26:25,959 Should I be jealous of this other person 681 00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:28,729 that you're clearly fantasizing about? 682 00:26:28,731 --> 00:26:31,064 [CHUCKLES] No. 683 00:26:31,066 --> 00:26:33,533 It's just my Nanima. 684 00:26:33,535 --> 00:26:35,469 I've been thinking about what you said, 685 00:26:35,471 --> 00:26:38,305 and I think I might reach out to her. 686 00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:41,608 Oh, that's fantastic... isn't it? 687 00:26:41,610 --> 00:26:45,379 I just don't know what I'll do if she rejects me again. 688 00:26:49,284 --> 00:26:50,751 [PEPPER EXHALES] 689 00:26:50,753 --> 00:26:52,953 Raj... 690 00:26:52,955 --> 00:26:55,889 I must admit, I had a... 691 00:26:55,891 --> 00:26:59,092 teensy, tiny, microscopic 692 00:26:59,094 --> 00:27:01,828 ulterior motive when I suggested 693 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:03,497 that you make up with your family. 694 00:27:03,499 --> 00:27:05,132 What are you talking about? 695 00:27:05,134 --> 00:27:07,634 When I heard about your potential inheritance, 696 00:27:07,636 --> 00:27:09,903 I thought that you might 697 00:27:09,905 --> 00:27:12,305 invest in my Pepper Plant. 698 00:27:12,307 --> 00:27:15,041 But you might be, quite literally, 699 00:27:15,043 --> 00:27:17,177 the sweetest guy in the world, 700 00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:19,246 and it would be unconscionable of me 701 00:27:19,248 --> 00:27:21,081 to betray your trust. 702 00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:23,350 I'm sorry that I even considered asking you. 703 00:27:23,352 --> 00:27:25,285 Pepper, stop. 704 00:27:25,287 --> 00:27:27,854 I can't believe you even thought of doing that. 705 00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:29,422 [SOFTLY] Yeah. 706 00:27:29,424 --> 00:27:31,958 You're relentlessly passionate. 707 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,027 That's why I like you. 708 00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:37,097 Look, I've done some shady things 709 00:27:37,099 --> 00:27:38,154 to get films made, 710 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:41,668 and I've made some shady films. [LAUGHS] 711 00:27:41,670 --> 00:27:44,337 So next time... 712 00:27:44,339 --> 00:27:46,306 don't lie to me? 713 00:27:46,308 --> 00:27:48,041 Yeah. 714 00:27:48,043 --> 00:27:49,576 [EMCEE] Ladies and gentlemen, 715 00:27:49,578 --> 00:27:52,479 welcome to the Miss Washington Heights pageant! 716 00:27:52,481 --> 00:27:55,651 - [CLUB MUSIC PLAYING] - Now joining us on the stage 717 00:27:55,653 --> 00:27:57,976 - for the Q&A portion of the evening... - Aye, papi... 718 00:27:57,978 --> 00:27:59,868 - please welcome our guest judge... - Tatas out! 719 00:27:59,870 --> 00:28:03,261 the one, the only, the always horny, 720 00:28:03,263 --> 00:28:07,755 VeeVee Hum-ble! 721 00:28:07,757 --> 00:28:10,225 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 722 00:28:13,669 --> 00:28:16,169 - Francois? - No, sweetie. 723 00:28:16,171 --> 00:28:18,338 But tell him to call me if he's single. 724 00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:19,506 [KATY LAUGHS] 725 00:28:19,508 --> 00:28:22,709 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE CONTINUE] 726 00:28:22,711 --> 00:28:24,511 - You made it! - Gosh, yes. 727 00:28:24,513 --> 00:28:26,413 I could not have my mom come to New York 728 00:28:26,415 --> 00:28:28,481 and not experience the drag scene. 729 00:28:28,483 --> 00:28:30,550 [SIERRA] Honey, I was in the East Village 730 00:28:30,552 --> 00:28:32,919 every weekend of my twenties... I know drag. 731 00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:34,387 [VEEVEE] Mm, yass! 732 00:28:34,389 --> 00:28:36,723 These queens done dragged me out of retirement. 733 00:28:36,725 --> 00:28:40,393 - [LAUGHTER] - But there's no place I'd rather be. 734 00:28:40,395 --> 00:28:42,062 [CROWD CHEERS] 735 00:28:42,064 --> 00:28:44,397 And now for the Q&A portion of the evening. 736 00:28:44,399 --> 00:28:47,300 The first question goes to Deveraux. 737 00:28:47,302 --> 00:28:49,836 - [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] - [FAN] Deveraux! 738 00:28:49,838 --> 00:28:52,372 [FAN 2] Whoo! Whoo! 739 00:28:52,374 --> 00:28:54,841 What advice would you give to a young person 740 00:28:54,843 --> 00:28:56,410 starting out in drag? 741 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,414 I'd tell them that if a kid from Paris, Texas, 742 00:29:01,416 --> 00:29:04,551 could grow into the gorgeous, confident queen 743 00:29:04,553 --> 00:29:07,888 standing here tonight, then anything is possible... 744 00:29:07,890 --> 00:29:11,458 - if you believe in yourself. - [FANS] Whoo! Whoo! 745 00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:14,928 - And invest in a good corset. - [LAUGHTER] 746 00:29:14,930 --> 00:29:18,265 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 747 00:29:18,267 --> 00:29:20,901 Ginger Lopez, same question. 748 00:29:20,903 --> 00:29:23,870 [CHEERS, WOLF CALLS] 749 00:29:23,872 --> 00:29:26,973 Thank you. Um... I... 750 00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:29,075 I'd say, um... 751 00:29:29,077 --> 00:29:31,544 - [MIC FEEDING BACK] - Uh... 752 00:29:31,546 --> 00:29:33,680 [DEVERAUX] Aww, poor Ginger. 753 00:29:33,682 --> 00:29:35,649 Putty tat got her tongue. 754 00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:37,651 - [LAUGHTER] - [MAN] Ooh... 755 00:29:37,653 --> 00:29:39,319 We need an answer! 756 00:29:39,321 --> 00:29:41,554 [MAN 2] What is she wearing? 757 00:29:41,556 --> 00:29:43,924 [WOMAN] Bring back Deveraux! 758 00:29:43,926 --> 00:29:46,626 - [MAN 3] Deveraux! - [MIC FEEDING BACK] 759 00:29:46,628 --> 00:29:47,795 Sorry. 760 00:29:49,598 --> 00:29:51,165 No, no, no. I got this. I got it. 761 00:29:53,435 --> 00:29:54,501 Ginger? 762 00:29:54,503 --> 00:29:56,136 Oh, my God! 763 00:29:56,138 --> 00:29:58,271 Hey, what happened? 764 00:29:58,273 --> 00:29:59,307 [GASPS] 765 00:30:00,409 --> 00:30:02,142 That bitch Deveraux. 766 00:30:02,144 --> 00:30:04,744 Katy, she's like the Tether from Us. 767 00:30:04,746 --> 00:30:07,747 She cut... my dress! 768 00:30:07,749 --> 00:30:10,917 - I know how to fix this. - Don't. Don't bother, Katy. 769 00:30:10,919 --> 00:30:12,819 No, you are not giving up. 770 00:30:12,821 --> 00:30:15,188 It's over, girl. I don't belong here. 771 00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:17,324 Not with these perfect, fishy queens. 772 00:30:17,326 --> 00:30:18,759 [ERROL] Ginger... 773 00:30:21,330 --> 00:30:24,130 My entire life, 774 00:30:24,132 --> 00:30:26,506 I have been expected to be the perfect prince... 775 00:30:26,508 --> 00:30:29,069 go to this school, marry that girl, 776 00:30:29,071 --> 00:30:32,172 don't get a piercing. [CHUCKLES] 777 00:30:32,174 --> 00:30:36,376 But the more I tried, the more miserable I was. 778 00:30:36,378 --> 00:30:40,146 See, the problem wasn't that I didn't know how to be a prince, 779 00:30:40,148 --> 00:30:42,983 I just didn't know how to be myself. 780 00:30:42,985 --> 00:30:45,885 Forget about what you think you're supposed to be, 781 00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:48,222 and just be who you are. 782 00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:52,325 I could kiss you right now. 783 00:30:52,327 --> 00:30:54,260 But that's probably inappropriate. 784 00:30:54,262 --> 00:30:57,063 - [KATY CHUCKLES] - We'll see where the night takes us. 785 00:30:57,065 --> 00:30:58,399 [BOTH LAUGH] 786 00:31:01,198 --> 00:31:03,188 For the talent portion of our competition, 787 00:31:03,190 --> 00:31:06,791 let's welcome back to the stage, Miss Ginger Lopez! 788 00:31:06,793 --> 00:31:10,362 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 789 00:31:11,865 --> 00:31:13,598 [VOCALIZES] 790 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,968 [BEYONCÉ'S "PRETTY HURTS" BACKING TRACK PLAYS] 791 00:31:18,338 --> 00:31:21,606 ♪ Mama said you're a pretty girl ♪ 792 00:31:21,608 --> 00:31:25,176 ♪ What's in your head, it doesn't matter ♪ 793 00:31:25,178 --> 00:31:28,446 ♪ Brush your hair, fix your teeth ♪ 794 00:31:28,448 --> 00:31:31,549 ♪ What you wear is all that matters ♪ 795 00:31:31,551 --> 00:31:34,853 ♪ Just another stage ♪ 796 00:31:34,855 --> 00:31:38,389 ♪ Pageant the pain away ♪ 797 00:31:38,391 --> 00:31:40,191 ♪ This time I'm gonna take ♪ 798 00:31:40,193 --> 00:31:42,694 - [MUSIC STOPS] - ♪ The crown without falling ♪ 799 00:31:42,696 --> 00:31:45,030 [CROWD MURMURING] 800 00:31:46,399 --> 00:31:47,932 [LUISA] That bitch! 801 00:31:47,934 --> 00:31:48,968 What?! 802 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,707 [SINGING ACAPELLA] ♪ Pretty hurts ♪ 803 00:31:55,709 --> 00:31:59,077 ♪ We shine the light on whatever's worst ♪ 804 00:31:59,079 --> 00:32:02,013 ♪ Perfection is a disease ♪ 805 00:32:02,015 --> 00:32:04,516 ♪ Of a nation ♪ 806 00:32:04,518 --> 00:32:06,351 [SUCKS BREATH IN] 807 00:32:06,353 --> 00:32:09,154 - ♪ Pretty hurts ♪ - [CROWD CHEERS] 808 00:32:09,156 --> 00:32:12,557 ♪ We shine the light on whatever's worst ♪ 809 00:32:12,559 --> 00:32:13,749 ♪ You tryin' to fix something ♪ 810 00:32:13,751 --> 00:32:16,528 ♪ But you can't fix what you can't see ♪ 811 00:32:16,530 --> 00:32:18,563 ♪ It's the soul that needs a surgery ♪ 812 00:32:18,565 --> 00:32:20,498 ♪ Ain't got no doctor or pill ♪ 813 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:22,217 ♪ That can take the pain away ♪ 814 00:32:22,219 --> 00:32:23,275 ♪ The pain's inside ♪ 815 00:32:23,277 --> 00:32:25,561 ♪ And nobody frees you from your body ♪ 816 00:32:25,563 --> 00:32:27,085 ♪ It's the soul, it's the soul ♪ 817 00:32:27,087 --> 00:32:30,041 ♪ That needs surgery ♪ 818 00:32:30,043 --> 00:32:32,243 ♪ Ohh! ♪ 819 00:32:32,245 --> 00:32:33,778 ♪ Plastic smiles and denial ♪ 820 00:32:33,780 --> 00:32:35,713 ♪ Can only take you so far ♪ 821 00:32:35,715 --> 00:32:37,351 ♪ Then you break when the fake facade ♪ 822 00:32:37,353 --> 00:32:38,862 ♪ Leaves you in the dark ♪ 823 00:32:38,864 --> 00:32:40,620 ♪ You left with shattered mirrors ♪ 824 00:32:40,622 --> 00:32:43,922 ♪ And the shards of a beautiful girl ♪ 825 00:32:43,924 --> 00:32:47,592 ♪ A beautiful girl ♪ 826 00:32:47,594 --> 00:32:49,260 [ALL CHEER] 827 00:32:49,262 --> 00:32:51,930 ♪ Pretty hurts ♪ 828 00:32:51,932 --> 00:32:53,298 Yes! 829 00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:54,566 ♪ We shine the light ♪ 830 00:32:54,568 --> 00:32:56,301 ♪ On whatever's worst ♪ 831 00:32:56,303 --> 00:32:57,784 ♪ Tryin' to fix something ♪ 832 00:32:57,786 --> 00:33:00,538 ♪ But you can't fix what you can't see ♪ 833 00:33:00,540 --> 00:33:03,775 ♪ It's the soul that needs a surgery ♪ 834 00:33:03,777 --> 00:33:07,246 [CROWD CHEERS WILDLY] 835 00:33:11,117 --> 00:33:12,751 See? That's my baby! 836 00:33:15,552 --> 00:33:17,408 [VEEVEE] As a former Miss Washington Heights, 837 00:33:17,410 --> 00:33:19,500 it's wonderful to see the next generation 838 00:33:19,502 --> 00:33:21,079 of queens on the rise. 839 00:33:21,081 --> 00:33:23,171 Now, without further ado... 840 00:33:23,173 --> 00:33:25,096 [CROWD CHUCKLES] 841 00:33:25,098 --> 00:33:26,431 our first runner-up... 842 00:33:28,602 --> 00:33:30,168 Miss Booty Harland! 843 00:33:30,170 --> 00:33:32,071 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 844 00:33:33,773 --> 00:33:35,940 [WOMAN] Yeah, Booty! 845 00:33:35,942 --> 00:33:37,842 And now, 846 00:33:37,844 --> 00:33:39,677 the moment you have all been waiting for. 847 00:33:39,679 --> 00:33:42,448 This year's Miss Washington Heights... 848 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,669 Miss Deveraux! 849 00:33:45,671 --> 00:33:47,639 [CROWD CHEERS WILDLY] 850 00:34:01,201 --> 00:34:03,801 [APPLAUSE CONTINUES] 851 00:34:03,803 --> 00:34:06,704 ["GOOD AS HELL" BY LIZZO PLAYING] 852 00:34:06,706 --> 00:34:09,974 ♪ I do my hair toss, check my nails ♪ 853 00:34:09,976 --> 00:34:12,310 - ♪ Baby how you feelin'? ♪ - ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ 854 00:34:12,312 --> 00:34:15,346 It was very sweet how you talked Ginger off the ledge earlier. 855 00:34:15,348 --> 00:34:17,582 Oh, I'm used to giving queens advice. 856 00:34:17,584 --> 00:34:18,716 [LAUGHS] 857 00:34:18,718 --> 00:34:19,974 So, is every night in the life 858 00:34:19,976 --> 00:34:21,419 of Katy Keene this exciting? 859 00:34:21,421 --> 00:34:23,778 You mean, between the evil drag queens 860 00:34:23,780 --> 00:34:25,323 and the musical numbers? 861 00:34:25,325 --> 00:34:26,858 Yes, it's pretty standard. 862 00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:28,416 I truly cannot remember 863 00:34:28,418 --> 00:34:29,927 the last time I had this much fun. 864 00:34:29,929 --> 00:34:31,063 Seriously? 865 00:34:32,165 --> 00:34:33,865 You are a literal prince. 866 00:34:33,867 --> 00:34:36,367 You get to attend fancy galas 867 00:34:36,369 --> 00:34:38,069 and brunch with the Obamas. 868 00:34:38,071 --> 00:34:39,704 Just Michelle and the girls. 869 00:34:39,706 --> 00:34:41,529 Barry's not one for mimosas. 870 00:34:41,531 --> 00:34:42,607 [LAUGHS] 871 00:34:42,609 --> 00:34:44,842 I mean it, though. 872 00:34:44,844 --> 00:34:47,178 It's so hard to cut loose when you're in the public eye. 873 00:34:47,180 --> 00:34:49,280 Well, look around. 874 00:34:49,282 --> 00:34:52,003 Molly's Crisis is one of the few places in New York 875 00:34:52,005 --> 00:34:54,052 where you can totally be yourself 876 00:34:54,054 --> 00:34:55,887 and not feel alone. 877 00:34:55,889 --> 00:34:58,056 So show me what you've got, Your Highness. 878 00:34:58,058 --> 00:34:59,691 Oh! 879 00:34:59,693 --> 00:35:04,062 [LIZZO SUSTAINS NOTE] 880 00:35:04,064 --> 00:35:07,332 ♪ And do my hair toss, check my nails ♪ 881 00:35:07,334 --> 00:35:09,967 - ♪ Baby, how ya feelin' ♪ - ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ 882 00:35:09,969 --> 00:35:12,370 ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ 883 00:35:12,372 --> 00:35:15,106 - ♪ Baby, how ya feein' ♪ - Mom! Stop! 884 00:35:15,108 --> 00:35:17,542 ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ 885 00:35:17,544 --> 00:35:19,944 - ♪ Baby, how ya feelin' ♪ - ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ 886 00:35:19,946 --> 00:35:22,347 ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ 887 00:35:22,349 --> 00:35:24,882 - ♪ Baby, how ya feelin' ♪ - ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪ 888 00:35:24,884 --> 00:35:27,586 [MOZART OVERTURE PLAYING] 889 00:35:37,297 --> 00:35:39,264 [BOTH PANTING] 890 00:35:52,196 --> 00:35:53,864 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 891 00:36:10,497 --> 00:36:11,664 [SIGHS] 892 00:36:17,204 --> 00:36:19,537 Good mornTing, Your Highness. 893 00:36:19,539 --> 00:36:21,206 What happened to your prince? 894 00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:23,675 - He couldn't stay. - Mm-hmm. 895 00:36:23,677 --> 00:36:25,643 How was the royal treatment? 896 00:36:25,645 --> 00:36:28,146 - I don't know how that happened. - [JOSIE] Mmm. 897 00:36:28,148 --> 00:36:31,282 We just got caught up in the moment. It was a mistake. 898 00:36:31,284 --> 00:36:33,035 [GASPS] He's a client! 899 00:36:33,037 --> 00:36:34,671 - [KNOCK ON DOOR] - Ooh! 900 00:36:39,726 --> 00:36:41,159 K.O. 901 00:36:41,161 --> 00:36:42,393 Hi. 902 00:36:42,395 --> 00:36:44,329 Katy. Uh... 903 00:36:44,331 --> 00:36:47,832 I was in the area and I came by to pick up some of my stuff. 904 00:36:47,834 --> 00:36:50,187 If it's a bad time, I can come back later. 905 00:36:50,189 --> 00:36:51,523 No. No, it's okay. 906 00:36:52,672 --> 00:36:54,173 Do you want some cereal? 907 00:36:57,344 --> 00:37:00,823 So... I saw you and Xandra together. 908 00:37:00,825 --> 00:37:02,224 Are you guys... 909 00:37:02,226 --> 00:37:05,895 And if you are, that is great. 910 00:37:05,897 --> 00:37:07,884 Xandra's kind of a monster but if you like her, 911 00:37:07,886 --> 00:37:09,742 I am happy for you. Really. 912 00:37:09,744 --> 00:37:11,300 Katy, take a breath. 913 00:37:11,302 --> 00:37:13,079 Xandra and I met at Studio 34. 914 00:37:13,081 --> 00:37:15,509 She needed a bodyguard, so I drive her around 915 00:37:15,511 --> 00:37:18,079 and I'm teaching her to box. That's it. 916 00:37:18,081 --> 00:37:19,181 Oh. 917 00:37:20,183 --> 00:37:21,649 You were jealous. 918 00:37:21,651 --> 00:37:23,651 - No. No... - Yes... 919 00:37:23,653 --> 00:37:26,020 - [LAUGHING] - No, no. I was not. 920 00:37:26,022 --> 00:37:27,321 You totally were! I mean... 921 00:37:27,323 --> 00:37:28,857 - Come on. - Come on. 922 00:37:30,526 --> 00:37:32,927 Katy, seriously though, I can't even imagine 923 00:37:32,929 --> 00:37:34,428 dating somebody new right now. 924 00:37:34,430 --> 00:37:35,930 I'm not ready. 925 00:37:35,932 --> 00:37:37,966 - [PHONE BUZZES] - Oh. 926 00:37:39,635 --> 00:37:41,702 - I see some things never change. - Sorry. 927 00:37:41,704 --> 00:37:44,038 - Hello? - [GLORIA] Katy, I don't know 928 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,606 what you did this time, 929 00:37:45,608 --> 00:37:48,343 but I need you in my office now. 930 00:37:52,348 --> 00:37:54,348 Thank you for coming by, Didi. 931 00:37:54,350 --> 00:37:56,217 I didn't want to do this on the phone. 932 00:37:56,219 --> 00:37:57,852 You don't have the money, do you? 933 00:37:57,854 --> 00:37:59,887 My business deal fell through. 934 00:37:59,889 --> 00:38:02,123 It got complicated. I'm sorry. 935 00:38:02,125 --> 00:38:05,159 But, I do have something else for you. A job. 936 00:38:05,161 --> 00:38:06,826 A job? Where? 937 00:38:06,828 --> 00:38:08,629 Right here at the Pepper Plant. 938 00:38:08,631 --> 00:38:11,132 And as an added incentive, I can offer you 939 00:38:11,134 --> 00:38:13,901 a week's salary in advance. Cash. 940 00:38:13,903 --> 00:38:15,970 I really value your friendship, Didi. 941 00:38:15,972 --> 00:38:18,205 - I don't want to lose you. - Hmm. 942 00:38:18,207 --> 00:38:22,042 People like you came in and out of the Palace Hotel every day. 943 00:38:22,044 --> 00:38:24,358 I know what you are, Pepper. 944 00:38:25,479 --> 00:38:26,513 A con artist. 945 00:38:28,046 --> 00:38:30,936 I accept your job offer, under one condition. 946 00:38:30,938 --> 00:38:34,274 I want you to teach me everything you know. 947 00:38:41,048 --> 00:38:42,581 I'm glad you called. 948 00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:45,384 After last night, I didn't expect you to. 949 00:38:45,386 --> 00:38:47,553 Alex, I am so sorry. 950 00:38:47,555 --> 00:38:49,599 I never should have signed that contract 951 00:38:49,601 --> 00:38:51,131 without talking to you first. 952 00:38:51,133 --> 00:38:53,796 All my life, I've watched my dad persuade people 953 00:38:53,798 --> 00:38:55,127 to do things they didn't want to do. 954 00:38:55,129 --> 00:38:57,296 You don't have to apologize. 955 00:38:57,298 --> 00:38:58,732 I do. 956 00:39:00,968 --> 00:39:02,034 Are you okay? 957 00:39:02,036 --> 00:39:03,203 Josie... 958 00:39:05,039 --> 00:39:06,472 I'm an addict. 959 00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:09,274 But I'm working on it, every day. 960 00:39:09,276 --> 00:39:11,110 I met with my sponsor this morning. 961 00:39:11,112 --> 00:39:12,611 And I'll keep doing so. 962 00:39:12,613 --> 00:39:14,236 You don't have to worry 963 00:39:14,238 --> 00:39:15,447 about baby-sitting me. 964 00:39:15,449 --> 00:39:17,082 I just wish you had told me. 965 00:39:17,084 --> 00:39:19,551 Not because you need to be taken care of, 966 00:39:19,553 --> 00:39:21,053 but because I care about you. 967 00:39:21,055 --> 00:39:23,055 And for the record, with or without 968 00:39:23,057 --> 00:39:24,790 a contract, I want to be with you. 969 00:39:24,792 --> 00:39:26,992 You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. 970 00:39:26,994 --> 00:39:29,119 My dad ruins a lot of things, 971 00:39:29,121 --> 00:39:30,555 but not this. 972 00:39:31,565 --> 00:39:32,666 I won't let him. 973 00:39:37,004 --> 00:39:39,104 I'd like a Shirley Temple, please. 974 00:39:39,106 --> 00:39:40,439 With vodka. 975 00:39:40,441 --> 00:39:43,676 I like your style. Comin' right up. 976 00:39:43,678 --> 00:39:46,278 Katy mentioned I could find you here. 977 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,647 You were a breath of fresh at the pageant yesterday. 978 00:39:48,649 --> 00:39:50,849 Thanks. Still didn't win. 979 00:39:50,851 --> 00:39:54,186 Now I'm stuck with the dreaded Wednesday 6 P.M. slot. 980 00:39:54,188 --> 00:39:56,121 A show no one will ever see. 981 00:39:56,123 --> 00:39:57,756 You may not have won the crown, 982 00:39:57,758 --> 00:39:59,858 but you were the only real queen on that stage. 983 00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:02,294 You were authentic. 984 00:40:02,296 --> 00:40:04,697 I may not know what kind of queen Ginger is yet, 985 00:40:04,699 --> 00:40:06,533 but I know who I am. 986 00:40:07,802 --> 00:40:08,834 It's on me. 987 00:40:08,836 --> 00:40:10,969 Once upon a time, I was you. 988 00:40:10,971 --> 00:40:13,272 New to the drag scene. 989 00:40:13,274 --> 00:40:15,340 A little lost. 990 00:40:15,342 --> 00:40:17,776 I would have killed for a fairy dragmother. 991 00:40:17,778 --> 00:40:19,730 How about I help you navigate 992 00:40:19,732 --> 00:40:22,067 these fishy, piranha-infested waters? 993 00:40:23,297 --> 00:40:24,686 You want to be my drag mom? 994 00:40:24,688 --> 00:40:25,784 It would be an honor. 995 00:40:25,786 --> 00:40:27,786 And by the time I'm done with you, 996 00:40:27,788 --> 00:40:31,356 your dreaded slot will become the best drag show in NYC. 997 00:40:31,358 --> 00:40:33,559 - [LAUGHS] - So... 998 00:40:33,561 --> 00:40:34,960 what do you want it to be? 999 00:40:34,962 --> 00:40:36,296 It can be anything. 1000 00:40:38,032 --> 00:40:39,966 I want to do "Kiss of the Spider Woman". 1001 00:40:41,402 --> 00:40:43,068 A one-queen musical. 1002 00:40:43,070 --> 00:40:44,804 Then we'll make it so. 1003 00:40:54,515 --> 00:40:55,548 Hi. 1004 00:41:03,824 --> 00:41:05,591 Patricia, what... what's going on? 1005 00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:07,893 You dressed me the first time 1006 00:41:07,895 --> 00:41:10,696 that I shopped at Lacy's with Errol. 1007 00:41:10,698 --> 00:41:13,065 You designed my engagement ring. 1008 00:41:13,067 --> 00:41:14,367 You planned our photo shoot. 1009 00:41:15,903 --> 00:41:18,370 I have always trusted you. 1010 00:41:18,372 --> 00:41:20,740 So that's why I have to ask you, Katy... 1011 00:41:23,156 --> 00:41:25,691 ... would you design my wedding dress? 1012 00:41:30,017 --> 00:41:32,618 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1013 00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:33,686 [NERVOUS LAUGH] 1014 00:41:36,190 --> 00:41:37,756 [KATY] That's when I knew... 1015 00:41:37,758 --> 00:41:40,126 I was royally screwed.