0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.net Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:00:05,204 --> 00:00:07,007 (soft rumbling, growing louder) 2 00:00:10,409 --> 00:00:12,012 (train wheels thumping rhythmically) 3 00:00:14,213 --> 00:00:16,016 (traffic passing) 4 00:00:35,835 --> 00:00:38,638 ("Just What I Am" by Kid Cudi featuring King Chip playing) 5 00:00:55,254 --> 00:00:57,323 ♪ I'm just what you made, God ♪ 6 00:00:57,356 --> 00:00:59,125 -♪ Not many I trust ♪ -(turns up volume) 7 00:00:59,158 --> 00:01:00,626 ♪ I'm-a go my own way, God ♪ 8 00:01:00,659 --> 00:01:02,128 ♪ Take my fate to wherever you want ♪ 9 00:01:02,161 --> 00:01:03,563 ♪ I'm out here, on my son ♪ 10 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:05,364 ♪ Won't stop till I get me some ♪ 11 00:01:05,397 --> 00:01:07,433 ♪ Club hopping, trying to get me some ♪ 12 00:01:07,466 --> 00:01:09,469 ♪ Bad bitches wanna get me sprung ♪ 13 00:01:09,502 --> 00:01:11,237 ♪ Early in the morning, I'm waking, baking ♪ 14 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:12,472 ♪ Drinking, contemplating ♪ 15 00:01:12,505 --> 00:01:14,474 ♪ Ain't no such thing as Satan ♪ 16 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:15,808 ♪ Evil is what you make it ♪ 17 00:01:15,841 --> 00:01:17,343 ♪ Thank the Lord for that burning bush ♪ 18 00:01:17,376 --> 00:01:19,178 ♪ That big-body Benz I was born to push ♪ 19 00:01:19,211 --> 00:01:21,147 ♪ On my way, I'm burning kush ♪ 20 00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:22,515 ♪ Nigga, don't be worried 'bout us ♪ 21 00:01:22,548 --> 00:01:24,484 ♪ Neighbors knocking on the door ♪ 22 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:25,485 ♪ Asking can we turn it down... ♪ 23 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:26,719 Jesus! 24 00:01:26,752 --> 00:01:28,654 (tires screeching) 25 00:01:28,687 --> 00:01:30,156 -♪ Ain't no music... ♪ -(horns blaring) 26 00:01:33,325 --> 00:01:34,627 -♪ I ♪ -♪ I need ♪ 27 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:37,296 ♪ Need smoke ♪ 28 00:01:37,329 --> 00:01:38,664 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 29 00:01:38,697 --> 00:01:39,632 -(turns down volume) -♪ I need ♪ 30 00:01:39,665 --> 00:01:40,833 ♪ I... ♪ 31 00:01:40,866 --> 00:01:42,835 Sorry. I'm sorry. 32 00:01:42,868 --> 00:01:44,337 ♪ To smoke ♪ 33 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:46,272 ♪ Who gon' hold me down now? ♪ 34 00:01:46,305 --> 00:01:48,374 ♪ I wanna get high, y'all ♪ 35 00:01:48,407 --> 00:01:49,675 -♪ Whoa ♪ -(seat belt clicks) 36 00:01:49,708 --> 00:01:52,645 ♪ I wanna get high, y'all ♪ 37 00:01:52,678 --> 00:01:54,313 ♪ Need it, need it to get by... ♪ 38 00:01:54,346 --> 00:01:57,316 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 39 00:01:57,349 --> 00:02:00,253 ♪ Need it to get by, y'all. ♪ 40 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:04,190 -(alarm bell ringing over TV) -(stabbing, woman grunting) 41 00:02:04,223 --> 00:02:06,292 -(woman shouts, man groans) -(blade slices) 42 00:02:06,325 --> 00:02:08,561 (dramatic soundtrack playing) 43 00:02:08,594 --> 00:02:10,363 MAN (over TV): Get back! 44 00:02:10,395 --> 00:02:12,165 -(coughing) -(chatter continues over TV) 45 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:13,533 I love this movie. 46 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:15,501 They-they shot this on Staten Island. 47 00:02:15,534 --> 00:02:17,570 (alarm bell continues over TV) 48 00:02:17,603 --> 00:02:19,172 -(gunshot) -Whew! -Oh! 49 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:20,473 -Oh! -Ooh, God! 50 00:02:20,506 --> 00:02:21,474 -Awesome. -Hell yeah. 51 00:02:21,507 --> 00:02:22,808 -Ew! -(groans) 52 00:02:22,841 --> 00:02:23,876 OSCAR: That's my shit. 53 00:02:23,909 --> 00:02:25,711 This movie makes no sense. 54 00:02:25,744 --> 00:02:28,714 Why-why would the government make a purge legal? 55 00:02:28,747 --> 00:02:32,418 -Clearly to let them blow off some steam. Hello. -Yeah. 56 00:02:32,451 --> 00:02:35,421 -That's why you go to the spa. -Yeah. Or the therapist. 57 00:02:35,454 --> 00:02:37,523 -Or get your nails done. -SCOTT: Or... 58 00:02:37,556 --> 00:02:39,659 Or murder some folks. Hmm? 59 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:41,527 I mean, come on, guys. I-I brought Tara over 60 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,396 so that we could get out of this basement. 61 00:02:43,429 --> 00:02:44,897 Let's go out. Let's go dancing. 62 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:46,832 -I love dancing. -Let's do something. 63 00:02:46,865 --> 00:02:48,267 We don't go out. 64 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:49,735 We don't dance. 65 00:02:49,768 --> 00:02:51,537 -The Purge is not enough for you? -KELSEY: No. 66 00:02:51,570 --> 00:02:52,538 Does anybody else like dancing? 67 00:02:52,571 --> 00:02:53,606 -I like it. -TARA: Yes, me! 68 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:54,607 -You do? -I love dancing. 69 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:55,841 Yes. 70 00:02:55,874 --> 00:02:57,243 He loves-- He's a really good dancer. 71 00:02:57,276 --> 00:02:58,945 What's your favorite move? 72 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:01,581 It's kind of like a shake. 73 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:03,316 -A shake? That's... -I don't know. 74 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,685 I just do whatever the m-music tells me to do. 75 00:03:05,718 --> 00:03:07,753 There's nothing but douchebags at these clubs. 76 00:03:07,786 --> 00:03:09,422 -I love it here, man. It's safe. -Oh, but, come on. 77 00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:11,290 God, you just sit here all day, 78 00:03:11,323 --> 00:03:12,892 -and then smoke weed and jerk each other off. -Yeah. 79 00:03:12,925 --> 00:03:14,627 That sounds amazing. 80 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:16,295 I've never been jerked off by any of my friends. 81 00:03:16,328 --> 00:03:17,530 Me, either. 82 00:03:17,563 --> 00:03:18,864 I like your tattoos. 83 00:03:18,897 --> 00:03:20,399 -I knew you would, right? -Those are-- (gasps) 84 00:03:20,432 --> 00:03:21,601 -Oh, my God. That... -No, don't talk to him. 85 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:23,636 -He has, he has chlamydia. -I had. 86 00:03:23,669 --> 00:03:25,705 -Oh, my God. -Had chlamydia. 87 00:03:25,738 --> 00:03:26,806 -It's curable. -And you introduced me to 88 00:03:26,839 --> 00:03:28,241 the girl that gave me chlamydia, 89 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:29,308 so you basically gave me chlamydia. 90 00:03:29,341 --> 00:03:30,743 You assisted the chlamydia. 91 00:03:30,776 --> 00:03:31,911 He doesn't have insurance. 92 00:03:31,944 --> 00:03:33,246 -He can't get the meds. -TARA: It's fine. 93 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:34,413 I act-- I actually did some of those. 94 00:03:34,446 --> 00:03:35,514 TARA: You did? 95 00:03:35,547 --> 00:03:36,882 You know I got to rep the island. 96 00:03:36,915 --> 00:03:38,417 -RICHIE: Hey. -Staten Island. -TARA: Wow, Staten. 97 00:03:38,450 --> 00:03:40,586 -S.I., you know. -Yeah. 98 00:03:40,619 --> 00:03:42,955 -Looks so good. -Thank you. 99 00:03:42,988 --> 00:03:44,757 -TARA: You have a bunch of tattoos also. -Yeah. 100 00:03:44,790 --> 00:03:46,392 -What is that date? -Oh. -OSCAR: Ooh. 101 00:03:46,425 --> 00:03:48,594 Uh, that's, uh, the date my Dad died. 102 00:03:48,627 --> 00:03:51,330 Oh, my God, your dad died? I'm so sorry. 103 00:03:51,363 --> 00:03:53,432 Don't be. It's fine. It's totally cool. 104 00:03:53,465 --> 00:03:54,734 -So, what happened? -OSCAR: Ooh! 105 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:55,901 -KELSEY: Okay, you don't need to ask. -No. 106 00:03:55,934 --> 00:03:57,670 -No, no, no, no. -Don't ask that. 107 00:03:57,703 --> 00:03:58,671 It's kind of inappropriate. 108 00:03:58,704 --> 00:03:59,972 Uh, he was a, he was a fireman. 109 00:04:00,005 --> 00:04:01,774 So, he died in a fire. 110 00:04:01,807 --> 00:04:03,810 Oh, my God. 111 00:04:05,444 --> 00:04:06,612 -Yeah, we knew. -Yeah, we knew. 112 00:04:06,645 --> 00:04:08,381 -We don't like to talk about it. -We knew. 113 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:09,782 OSCAR: That's why we don't bring it up. 114 00:04:09,815 --> 00:04:11,617 -Apologize to Scott. -It's the right thing to do. 115 00:04:11,650 --> 00:04:13,619 -You should say sorry. -Apologize or get out. 116 00:04:13,652 --> 00:04:15,554 It's not okay. 117 00:04:15,587 --> 00:04:18,991 Scott, um, I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry 118 00:04:19,024 --> 00:04:21,661 -that I asked about your tattoo. -KELSEY: Yeah. 119 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:24,430 (laughter) 120 00:04:24,463 --> 00:04:26,632 (laughs): What? 121 00:04:26,665 --> 00:04:27,833 KELSEY: He doesn't care. It's fine. 122 00:04:27,866 --> 00:04:29,068 -RICHIE: He doesn't care. -Look at him. 123 00:04:29,101 --> 00:04:30,836 -He's laughing so much. -SCOTT: I don't care. 124 00:04:30,869 --> 00:04:32,772 We talk about his dead dad all the time. 125 00:04:32,805 --> 00:04:35,408 (laughter) 126 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:37,076 -Knock, knock. -Who's there? 127 00:04:37,109 --> 00:04:38,678 Not your dad. 128 00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:40,012 -(laughter) -KELSEY: That's my favorite one. 129 00:04:40,045 --> 00:04:41,614 Oh, my God, that's so funny. 130 00:04:41,647 --> 00:04:43,349 We've made so many jokes about it. 131 00:04:43,382 --> 00:04:44,583 SCOTT (laughing): Oh, my God, I don't even... 132 00:04:44,616 --> 00:04:46,452 -I don't even miss him at all. -TARA: So funny. 133 00:04:46,485 --> 00:04:47,486 KELSEY: Yeah. 134 00:04:47,519 --> 00:04:49,322 (laughter dies down) 135 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,461 (panting) Oh! 136 00:04:55,494 --> 00:04:56,629 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. 137 00:04:56,662 --> 00:04:57,697 Keep-keep doing that! Keep doing that! 138 00:04:57,730 --> 00:04:59,065 -Are-are you, are you happy? -(moans) 139 00:04:59,098 --> 00:05:00,866 Yes, yes, it's fucking great! Keep going! 140 00:05:00,899 --> 00:05:02,101 (moaning) 141 00:05:02,134 --> 00:05:03,703 No, wait, d-d-- don't stop! 142 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:05,471 (moaning) 143 00:05:05,504 --> 00:05:08,407 (panting) 144 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,409 Did you, um, did you, did you come? 145 00:05:10,442 --> 00:05:12,578 (laughs): Well, yes. 146 00:05:12,611 --> 00:05:13,679 Were you there? 147 00:05:13,712 --> 00:05:15,481 (laughs): Yeah, I did. 148 00:05:15,514 --> 00:05:16,882 -Like, six times. -Cool. 149 00:05:16,915 --> 00:05:18,517 -Awesome. -It was great. 150 00:05:18,550 --> 00:05:20,419 -Did you? -No, no, no. 151 00:05:20,452 --> 00:05:22,722 But it's okay. I-I had fun. 152 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:24,090 I had fun back there. 153 00:05:24,123 --> 00:05:25,658 (laughs): Yeah. 154 00:05:25,691 --> 00:05:28,060 You know, I feel bad that you never do. 155 00:05:28,093 --> 00:05:29,762 No, I-I do all the time. 156 00:05:29,795 --> 00:05:31,997 I just-- you know, I don't put on a Broadway show like you do. 157 00:05:32,030 --> 00:05:33,599 You know, I'm-I'm more quiet. 158 00:05:33,632 --> 00:05:35,434 I'm more like Charlie Chaplin when I come. 159 00:05:35,467 --> 00:05:36,702 -Like a silent movie. -Silent movie. 160 00:05:36,735 --> 00:05:38,738 (laughs) 161 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:41,040 Um, do you think it's the antidepressants? 162 00:05:41,073 --> 00:05:42,842 Oh, yeah, for sure. 163 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,610 Yeah. If I didn't have the antidepressants, 164 00:05:44,643 --> 00:05:45,845 I'd come in, like, eight seconds. 165 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:47,046 And then you wouldn't come. 166 00:05:47,079 --> 00:05:48,881 And then you'd be depressed. 167 00:05:48,914 --> 00:05:50,850 And then you would have to take antidepressants. 168 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:55,488 -I don't know, can I say something? I, um... -Yeah. 169 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:59,492 I just still don't understand why this is such a big secret. 170 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:02,495 You know why it's a big secret. 'Cause it's special. 171 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,997 It's-it's, like, our thing, you know? 172 00:06:05,030 --> 00:06:08,634 It-it wouldn't be special if everybody knew about it. 173 00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:11,871 Yeah, but I don't just want to do this. 174 00:06:11,904 --> 00:06:13,873 Yeah, I totally get that. So, should we stop? 175 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:15,108 No, I... 176 00:06:16,975 --> 00:06:19,578 I don't know, like, this-- like, what is this? 177 00:06:19,611 --> 00:06:21,147 -And I don't know why... -This? 178 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:23,149 -This is... -I want to do what normal people do. 179 00:06:23,182 --> 00:06:24,750 Yeah, I know. I just, you know, I-- 180 00:06:24,783 --> 00:06:26,485 It-it might be weird, you know. 181 00:06:26,518 --> 00:06:28,053 We've known each other for, like, ever. 182 00:06:28,086 --> 00:06:29,455 Since fourth grade. 183 00:06:29,488 --> 00:06:31,157 It would be like incest. 184 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:32,525 (laughs): No, it wouldn't. 185 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:33,993 No, it's like, yeah, w-we're best pals, 186 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:35,995 and I wouldn't want to, like, jeopardize our friendship 187 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:38,964 or something like that over something-- 188 00:06:38,997 --> 00:06:42,568 not silly, but, you know, it's just-- it's a big risk. 189 00:06:42,601 --> 00:06:44,703 But we've already done the deed. 190 00:06:44,736 --> 00:06:46,939 -I mean, what else is there? -"Done the deed"? 191 00:06:46,972 --> 00:06:49,008 -(laughs): I don't know. -But, you know, it's just, 192 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:51,710 -you deserve somebody way better than me. -What? 193 00:06:51,743 --> 00:06:53,579 (chuckles): You're a good guy. 194 00:06:53,612 --> 00:06:55,214 -You're a good guy. I like you. -Uh... 195 00:06:55,247 --> 00:06:56,816 Well, I-- Based on what? 196 00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:59,218 I mean, I like you, too. It's just like... 197 00:06:59,251 --> 00:07:01,487 (sighs) 198 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,689 All right, can I just tell you-- can I tell you something? 199 00:07:03,722 --> 00:07:05,524 But can you, like, not tell anybody? 200 00:07:05,557 --> 00:07:08,627 Well, people probably know, but, like... (sighs) 201 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:10,696 There's, like, something wrong with me. 202 00:07:10,729 --> 00:07:13,098 -Like, mentally, like... -What? 203 00:07:13,131 --> 00:07:16,202 Like, I'm not okay up there. 204 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:18,504 You know? Like... 205 00:07:18,537 --> 00:07:20,840 I-I get all mad, acting, like, crazy, 206 00:07:20,873 --> 00:07:23,943 and I, and I make really insane, impulsive decisions. 207 00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:25,845 And I get... 208 00:07:25,878 --> 00:07:29,815 I'm d-- I'm scared o-of myself, and I don't... 209 00:07:29,848 --> 00:07:31,817 I don't want to, like, scare you or me 210 00:07:31,850 --> 00:07:33,652 or, like, hurt anyone, you know? 211 00:07:33,685 --> 00:07:35,821 So, I think it would just be best 212 00:07:35,854 --> 00:07:39,058 and really responsible of me if I just backed off, you know? 213 00:07:41,527 --> 00:07:43,963 I don't want you to f-feel like that about yourself. 214 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:45,998 Oh, no, it's... 215 00:07:46,031 --> 00:07:48,601 I just, I just don't want to offend you, you know? 216 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:51,704 You're... you're the best. I think you're the greatest. 217 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:53,873 I know you think I'm great. I'm awesome. 218 00:07:55,807 --> 00:07:58,010 I feel bad that you don't think you're great. 219 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:01,814 (alarm beeping) 220 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:07,019 (sighs) 221 00:08:08,887 --> 00:08:10,690 ♪ ♪ 222 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:15,928 (exhales) 223 00:08:28,206 --> 00:08:30,743 Hey, honey. 224 00:08:30,776 --> 00:08:33,612 I made you an omelet. 225 00:08:33,645 --> 00:08:37,917 What are you gonna wear to your sister's graduation party? 226 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:41,320 I was thinking, what about one of your dad's suits? 227 00:08:41,352 --> 00:08:43,054 I don't know. 228 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:45,891 I-I don't think I'm really a suit guy, you know? 229 00:08:45,924 --> 00:08:48,127 Plus-plus, all those suits are out of style, so... 230 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:51,130 You know, I thought they were back in style. 231 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:55,067 And... can you not smoke pot before the party? 232 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:56,602 Why? 233 00:08:56,635 --> 00:08:58,637 Because it smells. You smell bad. 234 00:08:58,670 --> 00:09:00,239 And no vaping because they're gonna think it's pot. 235 00:09:00,272 --> 00:09:01,807 The uncle is a cop. 236 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,108 We don't need that kind of trouble. 237 00:09:03,141 --> 00:09:04,643 Fuck that guy. 238 00:09:04,676 --> 00:09:06,579 I hate this family. 239 00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:09,081 They're so rich and snooty. 240 00:09:09,114 --> 00:09:10,950 They've been really nice to Claire. 241 00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:12,851 Hey, Mom. You got me the plastic containers. 242 00:09:12,884 --> 00:09:14,954 I just need the cardboard boxes I can throw away. 243 00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:16,956 But they're so good for storing things. 244 00:09:16,989 --> 00:09:18,991 Yeah, but I don't have any storage. 245 00:09:19,024 --> 00:09:20,926 -My closet's, like, two feet wide. -(Margie groans) 246 00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:23,829 Hey, Claire, do you even want me at your graduation party? 247 00:09:23,862 --> 00:09:26,832 Do I want you to go? I don't care. 248 00:09:26,865 --> 00:09:29,635 Just-- It's weird if you don't go. 249 00:09:29,668 --> 00:09:31,136 That wasn't exactly a warm invitation. 250 00:09:31,169 --> 00:09:32,805 Yeah, well, it's not the part I'm looking forward to most. 251 00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:34,640 But I want you to be there. 252 00:09:34,673 --> 00:09:36,609 -MARGIE: She wants you to go. -SCOTT: No, she doesn't. 253 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:38,277 -She just said it. -CLAIRE: No, I don't want him to go. 254 00:09:38,310 --> 00:09:41,013 He has to go. 255 00:09:41,046 --> 00:09:43,315 Just don't sit on the couch in the corner the whole time. 256 00:09:43,348 --> 00:09:44,817 -It's weird. -SCOTT: No, I don't see the problem 257 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,151 with sitting in the corner, okay? 258 00:09:46,184 --> 00:09:48,087 There's some people that go to the party and dance, 259 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,955 and there's some people that sit in the corner. 260 00:09:49,988 --> 00:09:50,956 I'm the corner guy. 261 00:09:50,989 --> 00:09:53,359 Accept your brother. 262 00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:55,794 Also, don't try to fuck Layla, okay? 263 00:09:55,827 --> 00:09:57,262 She told you she's not interested. 264 00:09:57,295 --> 00:09:58,964 What are you talking about? 265 00:09:58,997 --> 00:10:00,633 I never tried to hook up with her. 266 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:03,168 She's always trying to fuck me, and I-I have to avoid it 267 00:10:03,201 --> 00:10:07,172 at all costs, out of respect for you. 268 00:10:07,205 --> 00:10:09,642 I just thought she looked really good in those pants. 269 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:11,644 -Jesus. -Thought that was a nice thing to say. 270 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:13,979 -Just don't. -I didn't know I would get MeToo'd for it. 271 00:10:14,012 --> 00:10:15,814 Dad's suits are vacuum-sealed in the garage. 272 00:10:15,847 --> 00:10:17,716 -Yeah? -Just pick yourself a nice one. 273 00:10:17,749 --> 00:10:19,284 You have to look nice. 274 00:10:19,317 --> 00:10:21,720 We're celebrating your sister's achievements. 275 00:10:21,753 --> 00:10:23,856 You're gonna miss her when she's gone. 276 00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:26,392 Yeah. Celebrate me. 277 00:10:49,948 --> 00:10:51,751 (sniffing) 278 00:11:01,359 --> 00:11:02,762 (exhales, clears throat) 279 00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:06,699 Wow, this, uh... this all happened so fast. 280 00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:08,334 I-I can't believe you're graduating already. 281 00:11:11,903 --> 00:11:13,706 I'm gonna really miss you. 282 00:11:19,911 --> 00:11:21,714 ANNOUNCER (over TV): Round two. 283 00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:22,948 -Fight! -(buttons clicking) 284 00:11:22,981 --> 00:11:24,850 SCOTT: Yo, where'd you get this? 285 00:11:24,883 --> 00:11:27,119 This shit does not taste very good. 286 00:11:27,152 --> 00:11:29,822 What are you talking about? This shit's fire, dawg. 287 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,724 Do you guys even really get high anymore? 288 00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:32,958 I-I don't really think I get high anymore. 289 00:11:32,991 --> 00:11:35,360 I think I just kind of am myself. 290 00:11:35,393 --> 00:11:37,229 I haven't been high in a while, man. 291 00:11:37,262 --> 00:11:38,764 But I still do it. 292 00:11:38,797 --> 00:11:40,799 I like the lifestyle. 293 00:11:40,832 --> 00:11:42,201 RICHIE: I'm mad high. 294 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:43,969 OSCAR: Yo, tell Scotty about 295 00:11:44,002 --> 00:11:45,471 how you're being catfished. 296 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:46,338 -Who? -You! 297 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,506 RICHIE: How you're being catfished, bro. 298 00:11:47,539 --> 00:11:48,974 Tell him the truth. 299 00:11:49,007 --> 00:11:49,875 You got a girlfriend? What's up? 300 00:11:49,908 --> 00:11:50,976 -No. -IGOR: Yeah. 301 00:11:51,009 --> 00:11:52,444 -(chuckles): That's awesome. -Yes. 302 00:11:52,477 --> 00:11:54,113 -(Richie chuckles) -Her name is Carla. 303 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:56,148 -We talk on the phone. -RICHIE: Nah, dude. 304 00:11:56,181 --> 00:11:59,084 Like, this girl, like, slid into his DMs, and, like, 305 00:11:59,117 --> 00:12:00,953 I don't know, she, like, asked him out or whatever. 306 00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:02,287 -But hundred percent a trick, dude. -OSCAR: She... 307 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:03,922 -She's bad, but that's not yours. -SCOTT: Why? 308 00:12:03,955 --> 00:12:05,424 RICHIE: And she's, like, so hot, dude. 309 00:12:05,457 --> 00:12:07,426 Yo, she, like, hangs out on yachts. 310 00:12:07,459 --> 00:12:08,827 -Like, yo. -Oh, come on. 311 00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:10,095 -No, no, like, no. -Dude... 312 00:12:10,128 --> 00:12:11,263 Like, it's not real, like... 313 00:12:11,296 --> 00:12:12,931 Bro, they're just being jealous, bro. 314 00:12:12,964 --> 00:12:14,099 They're just jealous 'cause you're getting that-- 315 00:12:14,132 --> 00:12:15,501 Oh, yeah, that's a catfish. 316 00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,402 Oh, you getting catfished like a motherfucker! 317 00:12:17,435 --> 00:12:18,837 -Oh, my God! -RICHIE: Right, dude? 318 00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:20,272 -Bro... -SCOTT: What does she... 319 00:12:20,305 --> 00:12:22,841 Straight up, I'm-a send myself this one, honestly. 320 00:12:22,874 --> 00:12:25,344 Honestly, dude, she's fucking fake. 321 00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:27,112 She thinks I'm hot. 322 00:12:27,145 --> 00:12:29,348 How? You guys never even seen each other. 323 00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:30,983 How come you guys don't FaceTime? 324 00:12:31,016 --> 00:12:32,885 Tell Scotty why you don't FaceTime. 325 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,354 Her phone camera's broken, but she sent me all these photos. 326 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,055 -RICHIE: Yeah. -OSCAR: Bro, these are Google Images. 327 00:12:37,088 --> 00:12:38,457 -RICHIE: Exactly, dude. -SCOTT: Shit, you don't know that. 328 00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:40,125 Maybe-maybe this girl is, uh, is into Igor. 329 00:12:40,158 --> 00:12:42,528 Well, you know, he's-he's, you know, cute. 330 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:45,097 OSCAR: Yo, like, you don't even know how to talk to girls. 331 00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:46,498 What do you even talk to her about? 332 00:12:46,531 --> 00:12:48,033 (knocking on glass) 333 00:12:48,066 --> 00:12:50,002 -OSCAR: Igor. -IGOR: Mm-hmm. 334 00:12:50,035 --> 00:12:52,538 Go get that shit, bro. What are you doing? 335 00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:54,540 Yo, he is the worst assistant. 336 00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:55,841 SCOTT: He's clearly going through a lot. 337 00:12:55,874 --> 00:12:57,843 How much for, like, six Xanax? 338 00:12:57,876 --> 00:12:59,044 Six. 339 00:12:59,077 --> 00:13:01,046 What do we have? What do we have? 340 00:13:01,079 --> 00:13:03,348 -Who needs six Xanax? -IGOR: I got one, two... 341 00:13:03,381 --> 00:13:04,583 I got three right here, I think. 342 00:13:04,616 --> 00:13:05,851 One, two... 343 00:13:05,884 --> 00:13:08,053 Is this a... Yeah. 344 00:13:08,086 --> 00:13:10,055 -How you doing? -I'm all right. 345 00:13:10,088 --> 00:13:12,324 Yo, you're Jimmy Bags' brother, right? 346 00:13:12,357 --> 00:13:14,960 -Yes, bro. -(chuckles) 347 00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:18,197 Tell your brother he's a bitch. 348 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,365 -You understand that? -Yeah. I do. 349 00:13:20,398 --> 00:13:22,501 -Say it back to me. -He's a bitch. He's a bitch. 350 00:13:22,534 --> 00:13:25,170 And now, you know what? 351 00:13:25,203 --> 00:13:27,005 I got four, but you're paying for six. 352 00:13:27,038 --> 00:13:28,540 Nah, come on. That's my fucking brother, bro. 353 00:13:28,573 --> 00:13:30,075 -Like, what are you... -Nah. Nah, dude. 354 00:13:30,108 --> 00:13:31,310 I hate your brother. 355 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:33,145 And now you look like a little version of him, 356 00:13:33,178 --> 00:13:34,947 and I want to punch you in the face. 357 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,349 So, instead of doing that, just give me 60. 358 00:13:37,382 --> 00:13:39,051 I only got 40. 359 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,519 Then go home, do chores, and come back. 360 00:13:40,552 --> 00:13:42,054 -I don't give a fuck. -I-I can't. 361 00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:44,389 I stole it from my mom's purse, but she only had 40. 362 00:13:44,422 --> 00:13:46,558 Well, then, give me your shoes. 363 00:13:46,591 --> 00:13:48,360 No, bro, I can't. 364 00:13:48,393 --> 00:13:49,962 OSCAR: Just give me your shoes and we'll call it a day. 365 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,231 -Hey, what size are you? -(scoffs) Like, a nine. 366 00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:53,565 Those'll fit you. 367 00:13:53,598 --> 00:13:55,133 -Igor, you can have those. -IGOR: I'll take 'em. 368 00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:56,000 OSCAR: Look at that, Igor got a gift. 369 00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:57,936 -He's not a fucking nine. -Fuck you! 370 00:13:57,969 --> 00:13:59,538 You don't make fun of my friend! 371 00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:01,006 He-he can't get on fucking roller coasters, 372 00:14:01,039 --> 00:14:02,341 -he's that small. -Shut the fuck up! -Whoa! 373 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:03,375 -We make fun of him! -How is he gonna wear them? 374 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,210 -You don't make fun of him! -He's our friend. 375 00:14:05,243 --> 00:14:06,578 He rides roller coasters all the time. 376 00:14:06,611 --> 00:14:08,347 We make fun of him, not you. 377 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:09,648 He's, like, a size five, bro, like... 378 00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:11,016 Yo! Stop! 379 00:14:11,049 --> 00:14:13,218 Get the fuck away from my window. 380 00:14:13,251 --> 00:14:15,220 You guys are a bunch of fucking pussies. 381 00:14:15,253 --> 00:14:17,422 Mom, he's saying he's gonna wear these cargo shorts to the party. 382 00:14:17,455 --> 00:14:18,957 Oh, no. 383 00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:21,159 What? I told you to wear Dad's suit. 384 00:14:21,192 --> 00:14:23,161 I don't want to wear Dad's old suit, okay? 385 00:14:23,194 --> 00:14:25,297 -I have my own personal style, and I... -Get the fuck off me! 386 00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:27,566 -Don't do that! -I-I don't want to wear a suit, okay? 387 00:14:27,599 --> 00:14:30,102 -(arguing continues) -I think, I think I'm gonna throw up. 388 00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:32,337 I think I have the flu. 389 00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:34,306 Oh, oh, okay. Just-just breathe through your nose. 390 00:14:34,339 --> 00:14:36,141 (breathing through nose) One second. 391 00:14:36,174 --> 00:14:37,442 Oh, shut up. Mom, he looks like 392 00:14:37,475 --> 00:14:39,478 he fucking sells crack under a bridge. 393 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:41,647 I know the guy who sells crack under the bridge, okay? 394 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,948 And he looks awesome. 395 00:14:42,981 --> 00:14:45,050 Just put on the suit, Scott, please. 396 00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,051 No! It's not fair! 397 00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:47,920 She thinks she's, like, princess of the world... 398 00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:49,087 Okay, well, then just please 399 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:49,921 be respectful for two fucking seconds! 400 00:14:49,954 --> 00:14:51,056 ...because she graduated high school. 401 00:14:51,089 --> 00:14:53,058 Everybody graduates high school! 402 00:14:53,091 --> 00:14:54,359 -CLAIRE: Shut up! -Scott! 403 00:14:54,392 --> 00:14:56,194 -♪ Oh, she's a jolly good fellow ♪ -Oh. 404 00:14:56,227 --> 00:14:56,995 -Mom, please... -(singing continues) 405 00:14:57,028 --> 00:14:58,563 Just put on the suit. 406 00:14:58,596 --> 00:14:59,564 Be respectful. 407 00:14:59,597 --> 00:15:00,933 I'll be home in an hour. 408 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,634 Fine! 409 00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:04,069 CLAIRE: Thank you. 410 00:15:04,102 --> 00:15:05,604 (sighs) 411 00:15:05,637 --> 00:15:07,106 How are you feeling? 412 00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:13,445 I'm sorry. 413 00:15:13,478 --> 00:15:16,348 I tried to warn you, but you were on the phone. 414 00:15:16,381 --> 00:15:19,351 Thanks for letting me use your phone. 415 00:15:19,384 --> 00:15:21,954 My family has problems, too. 416 00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:23,288 CLAIRE: I love this house. 417 00:15:23,321 --> 00:15:24,690 SCOTT: If you have money, 418 00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:27,426 why would you ever live in Staten Island? 419 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:29,428 ♪ ♪ 420 00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:31,263 (girls laughing) 421 00:15:33,131 --> 00:15:34,533 (Margie chuckles) 422 00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,969 -CLAIRE: Oh, God. Yeah. -JOANNE: So good. 423 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:39,171 JOANNE'S MOTHER: We are so proud 424 00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:41,039 of our daughter Joanne-- 425 00:15:41,072 --> 00:15:43,976 and Claire, who's been at our house so much over the years 426 00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:45,610 you feel like our second daughter. 427 00:15:45,643 --> 00:15:49,648 Thank you, Margie, for lending her to us all these years. 428 00:15:49,681 --> 00:15:55,053 You guys have worked so hard, and we are so, so proud of you. 429 00:15:55,086 --> 00:15:57,756 (quietly): Jesus Christ, dial it back, you fucking fruits. 430 00:15:57,789 --> 00:15:58,757 JOANNE'S FATHER: Joanne, 431 00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:01,493 you are a very special girl. 432 00:16:01,526 --> 00:16:04,162 You made our dreams come true, too. 433 00:16:04,195 --> 00:16:05,230 You're my sweet angel. 434 00:16:05,263 --> 00:16:07,399 No, she's not. 435 00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:09,167 It's such an honor to be your parents. 436 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,370 You've taught us as much as we've taught you. Claire... 437 00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:13,238 JOANNE'S MOTHER: You've been through so much, 438 00:16:13,271 --> 00:16:14,573 and you've done so well, 439 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,742 so much better than any of us could have handled it. 440 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:18,744 Your dad Stan would be so proud of you. 441 00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:20,379 He's looking down at you right now. 442 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:21,580 Yes, he is. 443 00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:23,015 No, he's not. 444 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,350 A toast to Joanne and Claire. 445 00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:26,251 -JOANNE'S FATHER: So proud. -(scattered cheers) 446 00:16:26,284 --> 00:16:28,587 Congratulations! 447 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,022 -(Lizzo's "Juice" playing) -GIRLS: ♪ Please don't ♪ 448 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:31,156 ♪ Make me have to take your bitch ♪ 449 00:16:31,189 --> 00:16:32,758 ♪ How I roll, if I'm shining ♪ 450 00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:35,360 ♪ Everybody gonna shine... ♪ 451 00:16:35,393 --> 00:16:38,030 -What's up, Todd? -What's up, Scott? 452 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:39,598 You going to college, too, someday? 453 00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,433 I'd like to, yeah. I'd go study law. 454 00:16:41,466 --> 00:16:43,135 Oh, yeah? That's awesome, man. 455 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,137 That sounds really cool. Do you have any weed? 456 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,571 -I do. -Could I have some? 457 00:16:46,604 --> 00:16:48,607 -Definitely. I'll go grab it. -Cool. Thanks, Todd. 458 00:16:50,141 --> 00:16:51,676 Fucking home run, Todd. 459 00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:55,781 It makes me sad to think of my little sister 460 00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:57,449 sitting in that sad little house, 461 00:16:57,482 --> 00:16:59,451 -waiting for her son to be perfect. -(mutters) 462 00:16:59,484 --> 00:17:02,087 (chuckles): I'm not. 463 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,522 Then you're wasting all of this. 464 00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,357 All of it's getting wasted. 465 00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:07,059 -You're a mess. -You're wasted. 466 00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:08,627 Mom would be so disappoin-- Mom would be disappointed in you. 467 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,228 You're the one who's always wasted. 468 00:17:10,261 --> 00:17:12,097 You're wasting. It's like leaving food on the table. 469 00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:13,498 (both laugh) 470 00:17:13,531 --> 00:17:15,300 Come on. 471 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,335 -Let me take you out. -It's so hard to meet people. 472 00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:18,736 -I'm totally open. -No, it's-- I mean, God... 473 00:17:18,770 --> 00:17:20,338 You're not open at all. 474 00:17:20,371 --> 00:17:21,640 -It's really hard to meet people. -You're a liar. 475 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,275 You're not open. "Hard to meet people"? 476 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:24,476 -I'm in the E.R. All I see is, like... -You meet-- 477 00:17:24,509 --> 00:17:26,545 -You meet a hundred people a night. -People who were shot-- 478 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,113 Yeah, they're shot. 479 00:17:28,146 --> 00:17:30,282 They're-they're, uh, they're criminals. 480 00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:31,450 -Stop limiting yourself. -Who am I gonna meet? 481 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:32,451 Stop limiting yourself. 482 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:34,086 -But I'm at the hospital. -Yeah. 483 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,387 -They're not all criminals. -You meet people at work. 484 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:36,555 -That's what it's... -Some of them are victims. 485 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:38,490 Doll... 486 00:17:38,523 --> 00:17:41,426 You know, we could put you on two shifts a week, 487 00:17:41,459 --> 00:17:43,829 -just-just, just to try it. -I don't need a job. 488 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,430 I, uh, I got a contact at a tattoo shop. 489 00:17:45,463 --> 00:17:47,332 I'm-I'm hoping for an apprenticeship, so... 490 00:17:47,365 --> 00:17:48,834 Then you're gonna need some money. 491 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:51,770 Yeah, some of these guys walk away with 80 bucks in tips. 492 00:17:51,803 --> 00:17:54,172 Scott, your cousin's offering you a job. Consider it, okay? 493 00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:56,274 If you're good at it, you can become a waiter. 494 00:17:56,307 --> 00:17:58,210 Why are you offering me a job anyway? 495 00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:01,480 Because I told your father I'd always look out for you. 496 00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:03,448 How? He died suddenly in a fire. 497 00:18:03,481 --> 00:18:04,816 Uh, did you ask his ghost? 498 00:18:04,849 --> 00:18:07,586 That's not witty, Scott. 499 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,588 Your dark sense of humor doesn't work for me. 500 00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:10,822 I find it funny. 501 00:18:10,855 --> 00:18:13,425 It's your sister's big day. Be a gentleman. 502 00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:17,729 Okay, we lost a few guys in an ICE raid. 503 00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:20,332 Ah, shit. Sorry. 504 00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:22,200 Maybe you should work and go to college. 505 00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:25,337 -College is bullshit! -Oh. 506 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,372 You know who went to Harvard? The Unabomber. 507 00:18:27,405 --> 00:18:30,375 You know who went to Temple? Bill Cosby. 508 00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:32,644 You know who else who went to Temple? Ted Bundy. 509 00:18:32,677 --> 00:18:35,814 You know who went to Hofstra? Bernie Madoff. 510 00:18:35,847 --> 00:18:38,283 You know who went to Wharton? Donald Trump. 511 00:18:38,316 --> 00:18:39,284 It's all a scam. 512 00:18:41,352 --> 00:18:43,488 Okay, well, maybe I shouldn't go, then. 513 00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:45,824 Oh, no, you'll have the time of your life. 514 00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:47,860 CLAIRE: Hey, Scott. 515 00:18:48,893 --> 00:18:50,629 Sit down. 516 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:51,863 Okay. 517 00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:53,165 I got you this. 518 00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:07,279 So, what-what is, uh, what is, what is this? 519 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,148 It's paintbrushes and some paint. 520 00:19:11,649 --> 00:19:13,418 Well, I know you're into art, so I thought you could 521 00:19:13,451 --> 00:19:15,187 expand your horizons while I'm gone. 522 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:18,290 You got a gift receipt for this? 523 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,392 -You okay? -Fine-- Yeah. 524 00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:21,593 Wh-What do you mean? Yeah, I'm... 525 00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:23,228 You gonna be okay without me here? 526 00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:25,864 What, you don't think I can survive here without you? 527 00:19:25,897 --> 00:19:27,866 Okay, just don't be a dick, okay? 528 00:19:27,899 --> 00:19:30,702 Like, be nice to Mom, okay? Don't give her a hard time. 529 00:19:30,735 --> 00:19:32,837 -She deserves a break. -I always give her a-a break. 530 00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:34,873 What are you-- When's-- When am I gonna get my break? 531 00:19:34,906 --> 00:19:36,341 Like... 532 00:19:36,374 --> 00:19:37,742 What are you talking about? 533 00:19:37,775 --> 00:19:40,245 All anyone ever does is worry about you. 534 00:19:40,278 --> 00:19:42,314 I was ignored my entire childhood 'cause of you. 535 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,783 Oh, yeah, I forgot that my childhood was so dandy. 536 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,284 Okay, you don't get to act crazy your whole life 537 00:19:46,317 --> 00:19:47,419 just 'cause Dad died, okay? 538 00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:48,954 At least you got to know him. 539 00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:50,555 Well, you're lucky you didn't get to know him, okay? 540 00:19:50,588 --> 00:19:51,923 'Cause that's why you're almost normal. 541 00:19:51,956 --> 00:19:53,892 If you got to know him, you would've known that he was, 542 00:19:53,925 --> 00:19:55,860 like, the fucking coolest guy ever, 543 00:19:55,893 --> 00:19:57,862 and that would've ruined the rest of your life. 544 00:19:57,895 --> 00:19:59,864 Okay, like, but what are you gonna do? 545 00:19:59,897 --> 00:20:02,734 Are you gonna get a job or are you gonna leave the house? 546 00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:03,969 I don't know. 547 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:06,571 I-I'm gonna open that tattoo restaurant. 548 00:20:06,604 --> 00:20:07,939 No, like, for real. 549 00:20:07,972 --> 00:20:09,608 I am being real. 550 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,309 It's a great-- It's never been done before. 551 00:20:11,342 --> 00:20:12,644 I looked it up. I googled it. 552 00:20:12,677 --> 00:20:14,613 It's never been done, not even as a joke. 553 00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:16,715 Because no one wants to go to a restaurant 554 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,917 and watch people get tattooed while they eat. 555 00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:20,952 -It's gross. -It's the best idea ever. 556 00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:23,622 Ruby Tattoosdays, where everyone's welcome. 557 00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,457 -Chicken and tattoos. -That's not a business! 558 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,259 You know, you got to get your shit together. 559 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,660 Time is passing by very quickly. 560 00:20:28,693 --> 00:20:30,395 That's why I smoke weed all the time, okay? 561 00:20:30,428 --> 00:20:31,496 It slows it all down. 562 00:20:31,529 --> 00:20:34,032 (sighs): Fucking God. 563 00:20:34,065 --> 00:20:36,301 See, I'm worried about you. 564 00:20:36,334 --> 00:20:37,836 Well, why now? You never gave a shit. 565 00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:39,838 You, like, literally never cared until this second. 566 00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:41,373 Like, wh-what, what gives? 567 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:42,941 You never looked out for me once. 568 00:20:42,974 --> 00:20:44,009 You're my older brother. 569 00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:45,644 You're supposed to look out for me. 570 00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:47,279 You're-you're just guilty 'cause you're leaving? 571 00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:48,647 Now, all of a sudden, you're afraid I'm gonna die? 572 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,016 I was gonna die anyway, whether you stay or not. 573 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:53,385 -Are you gonna hurt yourself? -Probably. 574 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,753 Yeah, I'm probably gonna hurt myself. 575 00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:56,388 I don't know how, but yeah. 576 00:20:57,822 --> 00:21:01,459 If anybody could do it, it's me. 577 00:21:01,492 --> 00:21:04,029 This is why I don't talk to you, 'cause the one thing I know is 578 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:06,598 you're not gonna listen to my advice, so... 579 00:21:06,631 --> 00:21:07,832 SCOTT: Yeah, well, why would I? 580 00:21:07,865 --> 00:21:09,301 Like, you don't even give a shit. 581 00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:10,368 You're-you're leaving. 582 00:21:10,401 --> 00:21:11,736 You're not even part of the family. 583 00:21:11,769 --> 00:21:13,438 I'm the only fucking normal person in this family. 584 00:21:13,471 --> 00:21:15,540 Jesus. You know-- 585 00:21:15,573 --> 00:21:17,809 Every second I'm away from you, I'm worrying about you. 586 00:21:17,842 --> 00:21:19,311 That's what you do to people. 587 00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:20,812 You should be worried. 588 00:21:20,845 --> 00:21:23,915 Okay, don't fucking ruin college for me, okay? 589 00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:24,916 Go! 590 00:21:24,949 --> 00:21:26,818 Fine. 591 00:21:26,851 --> 00:21:28,687 Hey, you should bring that chipper personality to college. 592 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,355 Guys will love it. 593 00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:33,391 (over TV): Hello. 594 00:21:33,424 --> 00:21:34,392 (gags) 595 00:21:34,425 --> 00:21:37,696 (groaning) 596 00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:41,466 -Okay, let's see my to-do list. -(Scott chuckles) 597 00:21:41,499 --> 00:21:44,602 Yo, we're finished packing the car. 598 00:21:44,635 --> 00:21:46,571 You want to come out and say goodbye or...? 599 00:21:46,604 --> 00:21:48,707 Oh, well, yeah, this is almost over. 600 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:51,009 No, like, we're leaving. 601 00:21:51,042 --> 00:21:52,711 -Oh. She's leaving? -Like, to go to college, you know? 602 00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:54,346 -Oh, oh, my bad. -Yeah, four years, so... 603 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:56,381 -Oh, all right. -Let's go. 604 00:21:56,414 --> 00:21:58,483 Nope, like-- Go. Come on. 605 00:21:58,516 --> 00:22:00,652 Uh, don't worry about me, okay? 606 00:22:00,685 --> 00:22:02,721 This is really hard right now. (laughs) 607 00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:04,989 -You don't seem fine. -(sobs) 608 00:22:05,022 --> 00:22:07,559 I'm so proud of you. 609 00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:10,395 (sobs) 610 00:22:10,428 --> 00:22:12,564 I love you. 611 00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:13,565 Uh, okay. 612 00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:15,433 (laughs) 613 00:22:15,466 --> 00:22:17,902 You're the light of my life. 614 00:22:17,935 --> 00:22:19,537 CLAIRE: Oh. (sniffling) 615 00:22:19,570 --> 00:22:20,538 Okay. (laughs) 616 00:22:20,571 --> 00:22:21,907 (Claire sighs) 617 00:22:23,641 --> 00:22:25,143 Thanks for helping us pack the car. 618 00:22:25,176 --> 00:22:26,811 SCOTT: I'm sorry. 619 00:22:26,844 --> 00:22:28,613 I didn't realize you guys were done already. 620 00:22:30,081 --> 00:22:31,850 Be nice to Mom. 621 00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:34,386 And please respond to my texts. 622 00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:36,121 I will. Don't worry about it. 623 00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:39,391 And, um... I-I'll come visit you at some point. 624 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:41,593 (smacks lips) 625 00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:43,128 Okay. All right. 626 00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:44,529 -Yeah. -(sighs) 627 00:22:44,562 --> 00:22:46,097 -I love you. -I love you, too. 628 00:22:46,130 --> 00:22:47,399 (sniffles) 629 00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:49,868 -MARGIE: Fly. -(laughs) 630 00:22:51,769 --> 00:22:53,071 (whimpers) 631 00:22:53,104 --> 00:22:54,906 (car door closes) 632 00:22:54,939 --> 00:22:56,141 (engine starts) 633 00:22:58,142 --> 00:22:59,744 (over stereo): ♪ Keep on hoping we'll eat ♪ 634 00:22:59,777 --> 00:23:01,746 -♪ Cake by the ocean ♪ -(Claire whoops) 635 00:23:01,779 --> 00:23:03,582 -♪ Talk to me, baby... ♪ -(music fades) 636 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,793 SCOTT (quietly): Hey. 637 00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:16,961 (chuckles softly) Hey. 638 00:23:16,994 --> 00:23:19,097 Uh... 639 00:23:19,130 --> 00:23:21,900 I was thinking of finally seeing that Game of Thrones. 640 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:23,902 Should I binge it? 641 00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:25,470 Oh, it's a, it's a pretty violent show. 642 00:23:25,503 --> 00:23:27,505 You sure you could watch that? 643 00:23:27,538 --> 00:23:29,774 I work in an emergency room. 644 00:23:29,807 --> 00:23:31,009 Right, yeah. 645 00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:33,511 So, you could probably handle a good pillage. 646 00:23:33,544 --> 00:23:34,679 Yeah. 647 00:23:34,712 --> 00:23:37,515 Okay, well, maybe I'll start watching it. 648 00:23:37,548 --> 00:23:39,150 -Yeah. -You watch it with me? 649 00:23:39,183 --> 00:23:43,488 Um, well, I actually just kind of finished it, so I-I don't-- 650 00:23:43,521 --> 00:23:45,790 It's really fresh in my mind, so I-I would probably... 651 00:23:45,823 --> 00:23:47,459 -Okay. -I can watch some of them. 652 00:23:47,492 --> 00:23:49,928 Uh, I don't think I can watch all of them again, but... 653 00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:51,663 -Well... -I'll see you later, then. 654 00:23:51,696 --> 00:23:53,665 All right. 655 00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:55,667 Uh, are you okay? 656 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:58,636 Or... (grunts) 657 00:23:58,669 --> 00:23:59,838 Oh. Yeah? 658 00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:00,839 -Come on. -(sniffles) 659 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:02,540 Uh, it's, it-it's... 660 00:24:02,573 --> 00:24:04,142 It's okay. It's-- 661 00:24:04,175 --> 00:24:06,578 I-I'm here. Uh, I'm here. 662 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,613 Don't-don't worry about it. 663 00:24:08,646 --> 00:24:09,747 -She's, you know... -(sobs) 664 00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:12,083 Well, she's only, like, 45 minutes away, 665 00:24:12,116 --> 00:24:14,619 and she'll-she'll probably call in, like, five minutes. 666 00:24:16,287 --> 00:24:17,689 -(sniffles) -But, hey. 667 00:24:17,722 --> 00:24:19,724 You still got me, right? 668 00:24:21,192 --> 00:24:22,727 Yeah. 669 00:24:26,964 --> 00:24:28,533 Oh, shit. 670 00:24:28,566 --> 00:24:29,901 -(laughing) -Hey, hey! 671 00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:34,239 OSCAR: See, you got to hold it like this. 672 00:24:34,272 --> 00:24:35,974 TARA: Let's see. Oh. 673 00:24:36,007 --> 00:24:38,143 -Oh, yeah! -Oh! 674 00:24:39,577 --> 00:24:40,979 Hey, hey, wait. Hey, hey, guys. 675 00:24:41,012 --> 00:24:42,981 Look, look. 676 00:24:43,014 --> 00:24:44,215 You can't be here, man. 677 00:24:44,248 --> 00:24:45,917 -Y-You got to go. -KELSEY: Why? 678 00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:48,219 GUARD: It's private property, that's why. 679 00:24:48,252 --> 00:24:50,555 It's an abandoned orphanage. Why can't we be here? 680 00:24:50,588 --> 00:24:51,856 RICHIE: Who gives a shit, man? 681 00:24:51,889 --> 00:24:53,157 What are you doing here? 682 00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:54,926 You fucking protecting the ghosts of dead orphans? 683 00:24:54,959 --> 00:24:57,929 Look, fat Kanye, shut your damn mouth. 684 00:24:57,962 --> 00:25:00,265 I'll be back in five minutes for you assholes. 685 00:25:00,298 --> 00:25:02,734 If you're still here, I'm calling the cops, period. 686 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:04,836 You better get the cops, man, 'cause you're a fake cop. 687 00:25:04,869 --> 00:25:06,804 -You need the real ones. -GUARD: Motherfuckers. 688 00:25:06,837 --> 00:25:08,706 -Fuck all of y'all. -IGOR: I feel bad. 689 00:25:08,739 --> 00:25:10,174 We-we were a little too mean. 690 00:25:10,207 --> 00:25:11,776 -SCOTT: Yeah. -He's nice. 691 00:25:11,809 --> 00:25:13,211 Yeah, he's a really good guy. 692 00:25:13,244 --> 00:25:17,949 See, that guy-- that is what is wrong with Staten Island. 693 00:25:17,982 --> 00:25:20,785 We don't get any cool people from any of the other boroughs. 694 00:25:20,818 --> 00:25:22,153 No one comes here. 695 00:25:22,186 --> 00:25:24,188 We're stuck with the fucking pricks that live here. 696 00:25:24,221 --> 00:25:26,057 You're talking about us. 697 00:25:26,090 --> 00:25:27,225 Right in front of us. 698 00:25:27,258 --> 00:25:28,626 KELSEY: Yeah, kinda. 699 00:25:28,659 --> 00:25:30,094 I mean, no one comes here. 700 00:25:30,127 --> 00:25:31,896 There's no flow of people. That guy's, like, 200. 701 00:25:31,929 --> 00:25:33,298 We've known him since we were six. 702 00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:35,199 Why can't we be cool like Brooklyn? 703 00:25:35,232 --> 00:25:37,135 There's no reason we shouldn't be cool like Brooklyn. 704 00:25:37,168 --> 00:25:39,837 We got amazing views. It's close to the city. 705 00:25:39,870 --> 00:25:42,140 It's cheap. Nice people. It makes no sense. 706 00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:44,609 We're, like, the only place that New Jersey looks down on. 707 00:25:44,642 --> 00:25:47,278 -You could see the garbage dump from space. -(Tara laughs) 708 00:25:47,311 --> 00:25:49,047 This place is never gonna change. 709 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,081 No, it happened to the Meatpacking District, 710 00:25:50,114 --> 00:25:51,683 the Village. 711 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:53,217 Brooklyn used to be a fucking shithole. 712 00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:54,752 We are next. 713 00:25:54,785 --> 00:25:56,054 I'm gonna take my civil service test. 714 00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:58,256 I'm gonna work in the city, in city planning. 715 00:25:58,289 --> 00:26:00,224 You watch, this place is gonna be like fucking Williamsburg 716 00:26:00,257 --> 00:26:02,927 -in ten years. -RICHIE: No, all right? No. Nobody wants that. 717 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,996 Why do you want to work in the city and do city planning? 718 00:26:05,029 --> 00:26:05,997 That sounds so boring. 719 00:26:06,030 --> 00:26:07,699 I feel like Brooklyn is better. 720 00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:09,100 I dated a guy that lived in Brooklyn. 721 00:26:09,133 --> 00:26:10,234 He was a mixologist. 722 00:26:10,267 --> 00:26:12,837 He made ice cubes out of milk. 723 00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:15,006 -He was so classy. -OSCAR: Shut up! 724 00:26:15,039 --> 00:26:16,941 I love Staten Island. 725 00:26:16,974 --> 00:26:18,176 It's amazing. 726 00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:20,011 And people are gonna see it soon, trust me. 727 00:26:20,044 --> 00:26:21,813 SCOTT: Well, if you love it so much, 728 00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:23,147 why don't you let me tattoo it on you? 729 00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:25,149 No, I'm not gonna let you tattoo me again. 730 00:26:25,182 --> 00:26:26,150 Fine. 731 00:26:26,183 --> 00:26:29,287 Well, I need somebody to tattoo. 732 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,855 I'm, I-I'm running out of... 733 00:26:30,888 --> 00:26:32,190 Come on, Rich. What about you, man? 734 00:26:32,223 --> 00:26:34,325 -Don't even look at me, dude. -Why? 735 00:26:34,358 --> 00:26:36,194 Your work is mad inconsistent. 736 00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:37,829 Obama ain't right. 737 00:26:37,862 --> 00:26:38,997 SCOTT: I got the eyes wrong, okay? 738 00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:40,264 RICHIE: He's not right. 739 00:26:40,297 --> 00:26:42,367 All right, man, this has hurt me, all right? 740 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,968 I don't have any black friends anymore. 741 00:26:44,001 --> 00:26:46,137 I can't go to a barber shop no more. 742 00:26:46,170 --> 00:26:48,973 You got Obama wrong. Ain't nothing worse than that. 743 00:26:49,006 --> 00:26:51,042 What about you, Igor? You want a dragon or something? 744 00:26:51,075 --> 00:26:52,343 Oh, I love your tattoos. 745 00:26:52,376 --> 00:26:53,778 My brother? 746 00:26:53,811 --> 00:26:55,213 It's a spitting image. 747 00:26:55,246 --> 00:26:56,814 -SCOTT: Yeah. It's one of the best. -It's my favorite. 748 00:26:56,847 --> 00:26:58,016 No, no, no, no. This is my favorite. 749 00:26:58,049 --> 00:26:59,384 Oh, you killed that. 750 00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:00,918 -Yeah, I really worked hard on the eyes. -Just... 751 00:27:00,951 --> 00:27:02,954 He's so cute. I love his butthole. 752 00:27:02,987 --> 00:27:04,822 It reminds me that I have a belly button. 753 00:27:04,855 --> 00:27:06,991 -So, I'm good. -Yeah, I got to go. 754 00:27:07,024 --> 00:27:10,028 (chuckles): Watching you beg to give tattoos is too sad. 755 00:27:10,061 --> 00:27:12,230 (laughs): And that's freaking me out. 756 00:27:12,263 --> 00:27:13,865 -(tattoo gun buzzing) -SCOTT: We're almost done. 757 00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:15,133 -(Igor groans) -Almost. 758 00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:17,068 (panting sharply) 759 00:27:17,101 --> 00:27:18,803 (seabirds squawking in distance) 760 00:27:18,836 --> 00:27:20,171 All right. 761 00:27:20,204 --> 00:27:21,839 -You're all done. -That looks really good. 762 00:27:21,872 --> 00:27:23,675 Yeah, I mean, I wish 763 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:25,309 you'd let me do something cooler, but yeah. 764 00:27:25,342 --> 00:27:27,278 Oh, fuck no. That hurts so bad. 765 00:27:27,311 --> 00:27:29,681 -Another dumb tattoo. -SCOTT: Yeah, but I-I like the pain. 766 00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:32,016 The-the pain is the whole point of getting tattoos. 767 00:27:32,049 --> 00:27:33,351 Don't you just love when you're getting tattooed, 768 00:27:33,384 --> 00:27:35,153 and it hits the bone and pinches a nerve, 769 00:27:35,186 --> 00:27:36,320 and you're like... (pained groan) 770 00:27:36,353 --> 00:27:38,156 I'm not a fan of the pain. 771 00:27:38,189 --> 00:27:39,457 You shouldn't let him do it to you, all right? 772 00:27:39,490 --> 00:27:40,858 He's inconsistent. 773 00:27:40,891 --> 00:27:43,061 OSCAR: I think that tattoo's dumb. 774 00:27:43,094 --> 00:27:44,762 Y'all should've told me when you saw the design. 775 00:27:44,795 --> 00:27:45,963 It says, "Unfollow me." 776 00:27:45,996 --> 00:27:47,298 You don't even have that many followers. 777 00:27:47,331 --> 00:27:49,934 Carla follows me. 778 00:27:49,967 --> 00:27:51,335 -Bro, she's imaginary. -OSCAR: Carla not real. 779 00:27:51,368 --> 00:27:52,870 Carla's not real, dude. 780 00:27:52,903 --> 00:27:54,906 RICHIE: How many times do we have to say this? 781 00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:56,340 -SCOTT: She's not real. -(insect buzzing) 782 00:27:56,373 --> 00:27:58,009 I hate bugs, dawg. 783 00:27:58,042 --> 00:27:59,177 I'm a gangster! 784 00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:00,745 SCOTT: No, that's a bee, bro! 785 00:28:00,778 --> 00:28:02,947 OSCAR: There's a kid down there. 786 00:28:02,980 --> 00:28:04,282 -Yo, kid! -(chuckles): Oh, yo. 787 00:28:04,315 --> 00:28:06,250 -Yo, kid, what's up? -Oh, shit, there is a kid. 788 00:28:06,283 --> 00:28:08,119 What are you doing? 789 00:28:08,152 --> 00:28:09,887 You hanging out on the beach? Come here, come here. 790 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,923 Don't-don't be shy. No stranger danger here. 791 00:28:11,956 --> 00:28:13,191 I'm not gonna touch you. 792 00:28:13,224 --> 00:28:14,759 -What's up, pal? -What are you doing? 793 00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:15,993 I'm looking for my friend. 794 00:28:16,026 --> 00:28:16,994 (mocking): "Looking for my friend." 795 00:28:17,027 --> 00:28:19,764 -(Richie laughs) -You want to be friends with us? 796 00:28:19,797 --> 00:28:22,033 We're the good guys, right? 797 00:28:22,066 --> 00:28:23,234 -You can hang out with us, pal. -Come on. 798 00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:25,236 Let me get some of that. Put it right there. 799 00:28:25,269 --> 00:28:26,771 -(fists bump) -(imitates explosion) 800 00:28:26,804 --> 00:28:28,940 -Ho! (laughs) -You gang. 801 00:28:28,973 --> 00:28:30,274 Part of the gang. 802 00:28:30,307 --> 00:28:31,743 SCOTT: Gang. 803 00:28:31,776 --> 00:28:32,910 What's that? 804 00:28:32,943 --> 00:28:34,145 Uh, it's a tattoo gun. 805 00:28:34,178 --> 00:28:35,780 I was giving the homeys tattoos. 806 00:28:35,813 --> 00:28:37,982 -I want a tattoo. -(laughter) 807 00:28:38,015 --> 00:28:40,017 -You're a tough guy? -SCOTT: Really? 808 00:28:40,050 --> 00:28:42,320 -Sure, young guy. You want a tattoo? -Yeah. 809 00:28:42,353 --> 00:28:44,422 Dude, kid wants a tattoo. That's my guy right there. 810 00:28:44,455 --> 00:28:45,823 Bro, you-you can't give him a tattoo. 811 00:28:45,856 --> 00:28:47,258 -He's a little kid. -Yeah, there we go. 812 00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:48,960 -You want a tattoo? -Bro, I got to practice on something. 813 00:28:48,993 --> 00:28:50,394 -Yeah. -He seems old enough. 814 00:28:50,427 --> 00:28:52,096 -OSCAR: You a tough guy? -Yeah. 815 00:28:52,129 --> 00:28:53,297 -You a badass. -(laughter) 816 00:28:53,330 --> 00:28:54,966 Come on, show those muscles, kid. 817 00:28:54,999 --> 00:28:56,467 -Come on. Both arms, both arms. -RICHIE: Yeah, there you go. 818 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:58,469 -Put 'em up. -SCOTT: You got tickets to the gun show? 819 00:28:58,502 --> 00:29:00,238 -There it is. There it is. -All right. -There we go. 820 00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:01,539 -What's your name? -Harold. 821 00:29:01,572 --> 00:29:03,007 I'm-a call you Harry. 822 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,776 Don't. It's Harold. 823 00:29:04,809 --> 00:29:06,344 -Oh. -RICHIE (chuckles): Okay. 824 00:29:06,377 --> 00:29:08,279 -Hell yeah. -I like this kid. 825 00:29:08,312 --> 00:29:10,014 I need him in my life. 826 00:29:10,047 --> 00:29:11,415 He has structure. 827 00:29:11,448 --> 00:29:12,817 (lighter clicks) 828 00:29:12,850 --> 00:29:14,352 Guys, I don't think that's a good idea. 829 00:29:14,385 --> 00:29:17,388 I mean... we don't listen to anything you say. 830 00:29:17,421 --> 00:29:19,824 -Yeah. -Yeah, I mean, why do you even try to give us advice? 831 00:29:19,857 --> 00:29:21,559 SCOTT: So, what do you want a tattoo of? 832 00:29:21,592 --> 00:29:22,960 The Punisher. 833 00:29:22,993 --> 00:29:24,462 -The Punisher? -RICHIE: Okay. 834 00:29:24,495 --> 00:29:26,297 -That's tough, man. -SCOTT: All right. 835 00:29:26,330 --> 00:29:28,800 He could've said anything. He said The Punisher. 836 00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:30,434 Oh, yeah, I could do that. Is that it? 837 00:29:30,467 --> 00:29:31,869 Yeah, that's him. 838 00:29:31,902 --> 00:29:34,105 -Are you sure? -Yes. 839 00:29:34,138 --> 00:29:37,041 Do I have your legal permission to do this? 840 00:29:37,074 --> 00:29:38,976 -Yes. -That's good enough for me. 841 00:29:39,009 --> 00:29:40,378 -How about you guys? -OSCAR: Holds up in court. 842 00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:41,546 You guys heard it. All right. 843 00:29:41,579 --> 00:29:43,147 Yo, he can't get consent. He's ten. 844 00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:46,484 Now, hold still, okay? 'Cause it is permanent. 845 00:29:46,517 --> 00:29:49,320 Yo, guys. Stop. Stop, stop, stop. 846 00:29:49,353 --> 00:29:51,222 -Put your game face on. -SCOTT: Don't worry, dude. 847 00:29:51,255 --> 00:29:53,825 This will just be on you for the rest of your life. 848 00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:55,560 -(tattoo gun buzzing) -There you go. 849 00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:57,228 -Look at you, tough guy. -RICHIE: There you go. 850 00:29:57,261 --> 00:29:59,397 -(screams) I don't want to do it! -Uh... 851 00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:01,065 -I don't wanna! -Well, I got to finish it. 852 00:30:01,098 --> 00:30:02,600 -Now there's just a line. -OSCAR: Calm down, man. 853 00:30:02,633 --> 00:30:04,202 -You're gonna look stupid. Sit back down. Relax. -Calm down. 854 00:30:04,235 --> 00:30:05,937 -Sit down. Do it. -Relax. 855 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:07,205 -RICHIE: Whoa! Hey! -Hey! -Hey! 856 00:30:07,238 --> 00:30:09,040 -Hey, run! Run, kid! -Hey! 857 00:30:09,073 --> 00:30:11,075 Run, little man! Run! 858 00:30:11,108 --> 00:30:12,910 Run! 859 00:30:12,943 --> 00:30:14,545 Goddamn it. 860 00:30:14,578 --> 00:30:16,447 I fucking believed in that kid, man. 861 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,051 He seemed so tough at first, uh, but then immediately wasn't. 862 00:30:20,084 --> 00:30:21,919 That's why I don't fuck with millennials, dude. 863 00:30:21,952 --> 00:30:25,223 Again, we are the millennials. 864 00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:27,225 He keeps saying that, but I don't know what that means. 865 00:30:27,258 --> 00:30:30,061 I regret my friendship with you guys. 866 00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:32,597 (heavy knocking) 867 00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:43,507 Yeah, hello. My name's Raymond Bishop. 868 00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:45,509 This is my son, Harold. Say hello, Harold. 869 00:30:45,542 --> 00:30:47,044 I'm sorry. 870 00:30:47,077 --> 00:30:49,213 What's going on? 871 00:30:49,246 --> 00:30:51,082 Well, it seems your son was down in the woods 872 00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:53,184 giving out free tattoos, and my son was one of his victims. 873 00:30:53,217 --> 00:30:55,386 What? Well, I-I don't understand. 874 00:30:55,419 --> 00:30:57,989 How do you know it was my son? How'd you get this address? 875 00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:00,124 I have my ways. Believe me, I have my ways. 876 00:31:00,157 --> 00:31:01,325 Are you a cop? 877 00:31:01,358 --> 00:31:03,227 No, I'm a fireman, okay? I work for a living. 878 00:31:03,260 --> 00:31:04,295 Look at this. Do you believe this? 879 00:31:04,328 --> 00:31:06,297 You see that there? See that line? 880 00:31:06,330 --> 00:31:07,965 I don't know if you burn these off or what, 881 00:31:07,998 --> 00:31:09,233 but we're taking care of this 882 00:31:09,266 --> 00:31:10,601 and you're paying for it, you understand me? 883 00:31:10,634 --> 00:31:12,937 -I don't know what this is. -Scott! Oh. 884 00:31:12,970 --> 00:31:14,405 I am-- I'm so sorry. 885 00:31:14,438 --> 00:31:16,407 I-I-I... 886 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,276 There's an aesthetic laser at the hospital where I work, 887 00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:20,244 and it can completely remove it. 888 00:31:20,277 --> 00:31:21,612 Uh, I get a discount. 889 00:31:21,645 --> 00:31:23,281 I'm-I'm gonna pay for the whole thing. 890 00:31:23,314 --> 00:31:24,916 I don't know what I'm saying. I'm-- I feel terrible. 891 00:31:24,949 --> 00:31:25,917 You should feel terrible! 892 00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:27,251 Look at that! 893 00:31:27,284 --> 00:31:29,453 -What's up? Oh, fuck. -Ah, there he is. 894 00:31:29,486 --> 00:31:31,622 -You get your ass out here! -Hey, he said he was 18. 895 00:31:31,655 --> 00:31:34,225 He looks like he's four, you fucking moron! Sorry. 896 00:31:34,258 --> 00:31:36,227 -He consented! -He's lying. 897 00:31:36,260 --> 00:31:38,195 -Harold, come on! -RAY: Course he's lying! 898 00:31:38,228 --> 00:31:40,298 You can't have consent! He's nine years old! 899 00:31:40,331 --> 00:31:41,933 Dad, let's go. You're embarrassing me. 900 00:31:41,966 --> 00:31:43,000 We're not going anywhere, okay? 901 00:31:43,033 --> 00:31:44,101 He's just a little kid! 902 00:31:44,134 --> 00:31:45,303 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 903 00:31:45,336 --> 00:31:47,104 Uh, he was roaming around in the woods. 904 00:31:47,137 --> 00:31:48,472 He wanted a tattoo. W-Where were you? 905 00:31:48,505 --> 00:31:50,241 I was at fucking work! 906 00:31:50,274 --> 00:31:51,475 -Fuck you! -Hey! -Come out here! 907 00:31:51,508 --> 00:31:53,010 If I was you, I'd shut your fucking mouth, 908 00:31:53,043 --> 00:31:54,211 because I can call the cops right now 909 00:31:54,244 --> 00:31:55,212 and have your ass thrown in jail. 910 00:31:55,245 --> 00:31:57,014 -For what? -For sticking needles in a kid's arm, 911 00:31:57,047 --> 00:31:58,249 you fucking dope! 912 00:31:58,282 --> 00:32:00,451 Did you even raise him? Did you even raise him? 913 00:32:00,484 --> 00:32:02,520 You know, there's no reason to call the cops. 914 00:32:02,553 --> 00:32:05,556 I can handle this and I can also handle disciplining him. 915 00:32:05,589 --> 00:32:07,491 Well, clearly you can't or you wouldn't have a middle-aged son 916 00:32:07,524 --> 00:32:10,695 still living at home, tattooing minors against their will! 917 00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:12,463 I asked him to do it. 918 00:32:12,496 --> 00:32:14,265 -It's not his fault. -That's right. That's my man. 919 00:32:14,298 --> 00:32:16,534 Go wait in the car. Harold, go on. 920 00:32:16,567 --> 00:32:17,568 -(sighs) -And don't raise your voice at me, either. 921 00:32:17,601 --> 00:32:19,337 Later, Harold. 922 00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:21,105 Don't say goodbye to my kid. Look both ways. 923 00:32:21,138 --> 00:32:23,074 -Look both ways! -Go to your room. 924 00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:24,508 -I am! -Watch your mouth. 925 00:32:24,541 --> 00:32:26,711 For your information, I am not a middle-aged man. 926 00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:29,380 I'm a 24-year-old man, and I'm going to my room 927 00:32:29,413 --> 00:32:31,349 'cause I fucking want to. 928 00:32:31,382 --> 00:32:34,518 What kind of fucking animal are you raising in this house, huh? 929 00:32:34,551 --> 00:32:36,087 I'm bringing you the bill. 930 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,555 I don't care what it costs, all right? 931 00:32:37,588 --> 00:32:39,690 -I mean, what the fuck is going on around here? -All right. 932 00:32:39,723 --> 00:32:41,325 Just give me a day to arrange the laser. 933 00:32:41,358 --> 00:32:43,160 All right. You know, you know something? 934 00:32:43,193 --> 00:32:44,161 I-Is his father home? Where's his dad? 935 00:32:44,194 --> 00:32:45,763 I-I don't, I don't want to fucking yell at you. 936 00:32:45,796 --> 00:32:47,732 He's deceased. 937 00:32:48,799 --> 00:32:51,168 Oh. 938 00:32:51,201 --> 00:32:52,503 Well, uh... (clears throat) 939 00:32:52,536 --> 00:32:54,205 I'm, uh, sorry for your loss. 940 00:32:54,238 --> 00:32:55,573 I'm sure if he was still around, 941 00:32:55,606 --> 00:32:57,174 he would agree with the fact that, 942 00:32:57,207 --> 00:32:59,210 you know, you should still pay for it. 943 00:33:02,346 --> 00:33:04,148 (woman humming a tune) 944 00:33:07,117 --> 00:33:08,319 Comically huge mustache. 945 00:33:08,352 --> 00:33:10,321 Is this what he looked like? 946 00:33:10,354 --> 00:33:11,522 That's exactly what he looked like. 947 00:33:11,555 --> 00:33:13,591 -You're scared of me. (laughs) -Yeah. 948 00:33:13,624 --> 00:33:15,192 Yo, he-he-- And that's not funny. 949 00:33:15,225 --> 00:33:16,727 He burst into the door, started screaming, 950 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,729 and his mustache was flapping all over the place. 951 00:33:18,762 --> 00:33:20,731 -(laughs): Flapping. -He looked the Monopoly Man. 952 00:33:20,764 --> 00:33:23,100 It was terrifying. 953 00:33:23,133 --> 00:33:24,635 -(mocking): "Look both ways! -(laughing) 954 00:33:24,668 --> 00:33:26,737 Look both ways!" 955 00:33:26,770 --> 00:33:28,739 -Fucking maniac. -But I will say, 956 00:33:28,772 --> 00:33:32,143 probably not a good idea to tattoo children in the woods. 957 00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:33,778 -Yeah, probably. -You know, you could get in trouble. 958 00:33:33,811 --> 00:33:35,446 -Yeah, you could. -Why did you do that? 959 00:33:35,479 --> 00:33:36,580 -I don't know. -(chuckles) 960 00:33:36,613 --> 00:33:38,115 I thought I would get away with it. 961 00:33:38,148 --> 00:33:39,517 Plus, I thought he was, like, at least 15, you know? 962 00:33:39,550 --> 00:33:41,052 -Oh, really? -I got-- Yeah, I got my first tattoo... 963 00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:43,521 -How old was he? -Nine. 964 00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:45,222 (chuckles): You thought he was 15? 965 00:33:45,255 --> 00:33:46,690 -Yeah, I'm fucking... -Maybe you've been smoking too much. 966 00:33:46,723 --> 00:33:48,225 I think I'm just stupid. 967 00:33:48,258 --> 00:33:50,594 -(laughing) -Uh... 968 00:33:50,627 --> 00:33:52,129 No, you should see my mom, though. 969 00:33:52,162 --> 00:33:54,131 -It's so weird since my sister left. -Yeah. 970 00:33:54,164 --> 00:33:55,633 She's just crying all the time and, like, 971 00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:57,601 -she's trying to talk to me and hang out with me. -Mm. 972 00:33:57,634 --> 00:33:59,370 The other day, she asked me to go to Nordstrom Rack. 973 00:33:59,403 --> 00:34:01,238 -I almost slit my throat. -(laughs) 974 00:34:01,271 --> 00:34:02,273 Did you go? 975 00:34:02,306 --> 00:34:04,108 No. I pretended to be asleep. 976 00:34:04,141 --> 00:34:05,743 Oh, come on, she-- Maybe she needs company. 977 00:34:05,776 --> 00:34:07,611 She's lonely without your sister. 978 00:34:07,644 --> 00:34:10,581 Yeah, she's-she's, she's gonna be lonely. 979 00:34:10,614 --> 00:34:12,650 I mean, you should've seen her at my sister's send-off party. 980 00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:14,485 It was, it was really weird. 981 00:34:16,186 --> 00:34:18,422 There was a party? (laughs) 982 00:34:18,455 --> 00:34:19,490 Yeah. 983 00:34:19,523 --> 00:34:21,258 Why wasn't I invited? 984 00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:23,294 To a high school graduation party? 985 00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:25,329 Well, who was there? 986 00:34:25,362 --> 00:34:27,331 (sighs): It was, you know, it was just 987 00:34:27,364 --> 00:34:30,434 family and... shit. 988 00:34:30,467 --> 00:34:32,169 What, you don't want me to be around your family? 989 00:34:32,202 --> 00:34:33,771 I've known them since I was ten. 990 00:34:33,804 --> 00:34:35,372 Well, yeah, I just-- 991 00:34:35,405 --> 00:34:36,774 I didn't think it was something you would want to go to. 992 00:34:36,806 --> 00:34:38,141 I'm-I'm sorry. 993 00:34:38,175 --> 00:34:40,144 Come on, that's fucked up. 994 00:34:40,177 --> 00:34:42,279 Why? Why is that fucked up? 995 00:34:42,312 --> 00:34:46,217 Because we're, you know, doing something here. 996 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:47,451 We're-- Are-are we doing something here? 997 00:34:47,484 --> 00:34:48,786 I don't know, we're starting a thing. 998 00:34:48,819 --> 00:34:50,521 I mean, we're having sex and we're hanging out a lot. 999 00:34:50,554 --> 00:34:52,523 -I mean, it's... -I thought it was just, like, 1000 00:34:52,556 --> 00:34:55,593 more, you know, casual than that. 1001 00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:56,627 You know? 1002 00:35:00,731 --> 00:35:03,667 Well, you don't want me to go to any, like, life events? 1003 00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:06,537 Life-- What's a life event? 1004 00:35:06,570 --> 00:35:08,372 What does that, what does that even mean? 1005 00:35:09,940 --> 00:35:11,775 You know what? It's fine. 1006 00:35:11,808 --> 00:35:12,910 -What? -No, it's fine. 1007 00:35:12,943 --> 00:35:14,278 Come back. 1008 00:35:14,311 --> 00:35:15,813 I'm sor-- Wait. 1009 00:35:15,846 --> 00:35:18,215 -(Kelsey groans) -Wai... 1010 00:35:18,248 --> 00:35:19,617 -You know what? You're right. -What? 1011 00:35:19,650 --> 00:35:21,519 What are you talking about? I'm never right. 1012 00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:23,387 No, you're right. We shouldn't do this anymore. 1013 00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:25,256 I don't want to fucking do this anymore. 1014 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:26,657 What are you talking about? I don't understand. 1015 00:35:26,690 --> 00:35:28,492 It was all a mistake. It was a mistake. 1016 00:35:28,525 --> 00:35:30,194 But it's fine. We're on the same page. 1017 00:35:30,227 --> 00:35:31,529 We'll go back to what it was before. 1018 00:35:31,562 --> 00:35:33,531 I'll treat you like I do Oscar and Richie. 1019 00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:34,798 I-It's not even that. 1020 00:35:34,831 --> 00:35:36,500 It's just, like, I-I don't know what I want yet. 1021 00:35:36,533 --> 00:35:37,568 Like, I'm trying to figure my shit out. 1022 00:35:37,601 --> 00:35:39,537 And you should. Please do. Figure your shit out. 1023 00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:41,372 But we're not gonna have sex anymore, okay? 1024 00:35:41,405 --> 00:35:42,640 I got to go. 1025 00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:47,244 I should've invited you to the party! 1026 00:35:47,277 --> 00:35:48,679 I didn't know it was a life event! 1027 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,715 Oh. Oh. 1028 00:35:51,748 --> 00:35:53,851 I-I already arranged to, uh, pay directly at the hospital. 1029 00:35:53,884 --> 00:35:56,220 But if you want a check, just give me two minutes, okay? 1030 00:35:56,253 --> 00:35:58,222 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm-I'm-- I-I want to pay. 1031 00:35:58,255 --> 00:36:00,191 I'm gonna pay for it. I'm gonna pay for it. 1032 00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:01,425 No, no, no. I'm gonna pay for it. 1033 00:36:01,458 --> 00:36:02,760 And I'm, and I'm also gonna talk to Scott 1034 00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:04,962 because that was totally out of line, totally nuts. 1035 00:36:04,995 --> 00:36:06,864 Yeah, I-I understand that. 1036 00:36:06,897 --> 00:36:10,301 But, uh, look, I just wanted to apologize, okay? 1037 00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:12,736 I-I got a little out of control before, uh... 1038 00:36:12,769 --> 00:36:16,240 You know, I just, I let my anger get the best of me. 1039 00:36:16,273 --> 00:36:18,576 Broke my stupid resolution. (sighs) 1040 00:36:18,609 --> 00:36:20,411 God knows it's what messed up my marriage, 1041 00:36:20,444 --> 00:36:22,246 and I-I just really wanted to apologize, okay? 1042 00:36:22,279 --> 00:36:23,747 I mean, I was upset, 1043 00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:26,217 but I-I shouldn't have conveyed it that way. 1044 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,218 There's no need to apologize. 1045 00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:28,953 My kid's being a fucking lunatic. It's not cool. 1046 00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:31,622 Oh, I... I overreacted. He's fine. 1047 00:36:31,655 --> 00:36:33,591 No, it's the tip of the iceberg. 1048 00:36:33,624 --> 00:36:36,594 Ah, you know, lot of kids do stuff like this. 1049 00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:38,229 Mm, kids don't do stuff like this. 1050 00:36:38,262 --> 00:36:39,530 He did the second-worst thing 1051 00:36:39,563 --> 00:36:40,998 you could do to a kid in the woods. 1052 00:36:41,031 --> 00:36:43,500 (laughs) 1053 00:36:43,533 --> 00:36:46,937 Well, either way, I shouldn't have behaved the way I behaved. 1054 00:36:46,970 --> 00:36:48,606 So, I'm truly sorry. 1055 00:36:49,973 --> 00:36:51,575 Apology accepted. It's nice. 1056 00:36:51,608 --> 00:36:53,444 Don't get many of those around here. 1057 00:36:53,477 --> 00:36:55,279 -Thanks. -Oh, hey, this might seem 1058 00:36:55,312 --> 00:36:57,481 a little crazy, but, uh... 1059 00:36:57,514 --> 00:36:59,817 can I take you out for a cup of coffee? 1060 00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:03,520 MARGIE: So, Scott did this. 1061 00:37:03,553 --> 00:37:05,556 RAY: Oh. Is that a cocker spaniel? 1062 00:37:05,589 --> 00:37:08,025 No. No, that's my daughter. 1063 00:37:08,058 --> 00:37:09,326 -That's Claire. -Oh. 1064 00:37:09,359 --> 00:37:10,594 Oh, yeah, yeah. I can... 1065 00:37:10,627 --> 00:37:11,795 -Yeah, I just thought... -No, it's okay. 1066 00:37:11,828 --> 00:37:13,364 -I thought those were ears. -Um, it's okay. 1067 00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:14,565 -That's her hair. Okay, yep. -I know. I hear that. 1068 00:37:14,598 --> 00:37:17,801 Scott got his first tattoo when he was 16. 1069 00:37:17,834 --> 00:37:19,670 -Oh, okay. -It was of Kermit the Frog. 1070 00:37:19,703 --> 00:37:21,605 Oh. (laughs) 1071 00:37:21,638 --> 00:37:24,341 -That's kind of cute. -Yeah, yeah. 1072 00:37:24,374 --> 00:37:26,744 Kermit smoking a joint, so... 1073 00:37:26,777 --> 00:37:28,579 Kermit smoking a joint? 1074 00:37:28,612 --> 00:37:29,847 Geez, I don't remember that episode 1075 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:30,814 on Sesame Street, huh? 1076 00:37:30,847 --> 00:37:32,650 (laughs) 1077 00:37:32,683 --> 00:37:34,351 That's kind of funny. He's a funny kid, then, huh? 1078 00:37:34,384 --> 00:37:35,686 -Oh, he's so funny. -Yeah? 1079 00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:37,454 -He's so funny. -You think he's gonna stick it out? 1080 00:37:37,487 --> 00:37:39,657 Uh, well, that I don't know. 1081 00:37:39,690 --> 00:37:41,525 I mean, I sent him to art school, but he quit. 1082 00:37:41,558 --> 00:37:44,428 -He-he couldn't really focus 'cause... -Oh. 1083 00:37:44,461 --> 00:37:48,032 He also has ADD, so he... 1084 00:37:48,065 --> 00:37:50,934 Anyway, he's a tattoo artist with ADD. 1085 00:37:50,967 --> 00:37:52,403 (chuckles) Well, you know what? 1086 00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:53,671 All the guys down at the firehouse, 1087 00:37:53,704 --> 00:37:55,572 they all have tattoos and stuff, you know. 1088 00:37:55,605 --> 00:37:57,675 Personally, I never got one, though, you know. 1089 00:37:57,708 --> 00:37:59,410 You know, not that I have anything against them. 1090 00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:01,279 I just, I just always felt I was too pasty. 1091 00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:05,616 -So, the firehouse, huh? -Yeah. 1092 00:38:05,649 --> 00:38:07,017 The old firehouse. 1093 00:38:07,050 --> 00:38:09,553 -Mm-hmm, the old firehouse. -Yeah. 1094 00:38:09,586 --> 00:38:11,055 So, you're a ladder or engine? 1095 00:38:12,122 --> 00:38:13,357 Ladder. 1096 00:38:13,390 --> 00:38:15,326 Knew it. 1097 00:38:15,359 --> 00:38:17,361 You got firefighters in your family? 1098 00:38:17,394 --> 00:38:19,396 Yeah, my husband. 1099 00:38:19,429 --> 00:38:20,798 -Oh, geez. Sorry. -Yeah. 1100 00:38:20,831 --> 00:38:21,832 Forgot. 1101 00:38:23,867 --> 00:38:27,071 Hey, uh, I hope this isn't too forward, but do you mind 1102 00:38:27,104 --> 00:38:30,507 if-if I ask what happened to your husband? 1103 00:38:30,540 --> 00:38:32,409 Oh, it was a hotel fire. 1104 00:38:32,442 --> 00:38:34,078 The roof collapsed. 1105 00:38:34,111 --> 00:38:36,080 He went in to save somebody. 1106 00:38:36,113 --> 00:38:39,684 They told him it wasn't safe, but, you know, he was like that. 1107 00:38:41,718 --> 00:38:43,587 -Wait, Stan Carlin was your husband? -Mm-hmm. 1108 00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:44,855 -Paramount Hotel fire? -Yeah, yeah. 1109 00:38:44,888 --> 00:38:46,357 Did you know him? 1110 00:38:46,390 --> 00:38:47,725 -You, you-- Or you heard... -No, no, no, I... 1111 00:38:47,758 --> 00:38:49,393 Hung out with him or...? 1112 00:38:49,426 --> 00:38:50,661 No, I j-- I just heard about him. 1113 00:38:50,694 --> 00:38:51,995 -Oh. -He was a real brave guy. 1114 00:38:52,028 --> 00:38:53,597 -Yeah. -He was kind of a, 1115 00:38:53,630 --> 00:38:55,399 kind of a legend, to be honest with you. 1116 00:38:55,432 --> 00:38:57,935 -(chuckles) -Yeah. Yeah. 1117 00:38:57,968 --> 00:39:00,671 And Scott was only seven when it happened, so... 1118 00:39:00,704 --> 00:39:03,006 -Oh, that's tough. -A lot of consequences. 1119 00:39:03,039 --> 00:39:05,542 -Yeah, that's a tough situation, but... -Yeah. 1120 00:39:05,575 --> 00:39:08,479 But I-I got to tell you, you did a great job, you know? 1121 00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:09,813 -See, I mean, I... -(chuckles) 1122 00:39:09,846 --> 00:39:11,582 I know we had a little bit of a difference there, 1123 00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:12,783 -but, I mean, he's a good kid. -Uh-huh. 1124 00:39:12,816 --> 00:39:14,952 And I got to tell you, if-if the worst he's doing is-is, 1125 00:39:14,985 --> 00:39:16,854 you know, a couple unlawful tattoos, 1126 00:39:16,887 --> 00:39:19,056 -you-you did a hell of a job. -(chuckles): Yeah. 1127 00:39:19,089 --> 00:39:21,458 Yeah, I don't think that's the worst he's doing, though. 1128 00:39:21,491 --> 00:39:23,427 -Oh. -(both laugh) 1129 00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:24,728 -Yeah. -Well, I don't know. 1130 00:39:24,761 --> 00:39:26,630 You know, uh, that's how kids are, you know? 1131 00:39:28,432 --> 00:39:30,467 Everybody gets it at a different time. 1132 00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,102 Anyways, what are you, uh-- 1133 00:39:32,135 --> 00:39:33,737 I-I'm just sitting here, doing all the talking here. 1134 00:39:33,770 --> 00:39:35,739 What do you, what do you do? 1135 00:39:35,772 --> 00:39:37,408 I'm a nurse. 1136 00:39:37,441 --> 00:39:38,709 I'm a school nurse. (clears throat) 1137 00:39:38,742 --> 00:39:40,978 I'm also an ER nurse. 1138 00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:43,414 -You work in the ER? -Mm-hmm. 1139 00:39:43,447 --> 00:39:46,183 Jesus Christ, Margie, we probably met each other. 1140 00:39:46,216 --> 00:39:47,418 Could be. 1141 00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:48,819 So, how you doing? 1142 00:39:48,852 --> 00:39:50,554 I'm... 1143 00:39:50,587 --> 00:39:52,589 very tired. 1144 00:39:52,622 --> 00:39:53,891 Really? Well, you don't look tired. 1145 00:39:53,924 --> 00:39:55,492 (Margie laughs) 1146 00:39:55,525 --> 00:39:56,727 No, seriously, you look great. 1147 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,962 -Really? -Yeah. 1148 00:39:58,995 --> 00:40:02,065 I just don't, like-- I mean, are you flirting with me or...? 1149 00:40:02,098 --> 00:40:04,835 -Yeah. -Yeah? 1150 00:40:04,868 --> 00:40:06,103 Yeah, a lot. This is, this is what it looks like. 1151 00:40:06,136 --> 00:40:08,105 It is really subtle. I couldn't-- 1152 00:40:08,138 --> 00:40:09,640 (laughing): I can't tell what's going on. 1153 00:40:09,673 --> 00:40:10,808 This is how it looks. I'm very subtle. 1154 00:40:10,841 --> 00:40:11,875 All right. 1155 00:40:11,908 --> 00:40:13,644 -I'm rusty. You're subtle. -Okay. 1156 00:40:13,677 --> 00:40:14,578 -Yeah, yeah. -Nice to meet you. 1157 00:40:14,611 --> 00:40:17,014 (both laugh) 1158 00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:18,916 JOE: I see you out there, man. You're doing great. 1159 00:40:18,949 --> 00:40:20,217 Keep-- Just keep doing what you're doing. 1160 00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:22,019 Have a good time, you know? 1161 00:40:22,052 --> 00:40:24,121 The more fun you have, the more fun the customers have. 1162 00:40:24,154 --> 00:40:25,856 All right, thanks. 1163 00:40:25,889 --> 00:40:28,025 ("Can't Understand" by Johnny Amoroso playing) 1164 00:40:28,058 --> 00:40:30,494 Hey, busboy, why is table 12 still dirty? 1165 00:40:30,527 --> 00:40:31,795 Oh, 'cause they were talking. 1166 00:40:31,828 --> 00:40:33,864 I didn't think I should interrupt them, but... 1167 00:40:33,897 --> 00:40:35,499 Interrupt them. Get them out of here. 1168 00:40:35,532 --> 00:40:36,967 -All right. -Do your job. 1169 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,036 -Sorry. Whoa. -Take it easy there, brother. 1170 00:40:39,069 --> 00:40:41,572 -My bad. -Jesus. -Thank you. 1171 00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:44,708 Uh, hi. Uh, are you done enjoying your meal? 1172 00:40:44,741 --> 00:40:46,510 There is food in my mouth, and I am chewing. 1173 00:40:46,543 --> 00:40:48,178 Do you think that I'm finished? 1174 00:40:48,211 --> 00:40:49,813 I'm just holding this for my health? 1175 00:40:49,846 --> 00:40:51,482 -Get me some water. -Sorry. 1176 00:40:51,515 --> 00:40:53,550 -Hey, come here. Come here. Can we order? -Uh, yeah. 1177 00:40:53,583 --> 00:40:54,885 -I'll go get your waiter. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. 1178 00:40:54,918 --> 00:40:56,487 We don't have time for that. We're in a hurry. 1179 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:57,521 WOMAN: I'm starving. 1180 00:40:57,554 --> 00:40:58,922 MAN: Okay. Can I go? 1181 00:40:58,955 --> 00:41:00,157 WOMAN: Usually, the woman goes first, but go ahead. 1182 00:41:00,190 --> 00:41:01,258 -No, no, no, no. -Oh, yeah? 1183 00:41:01,291 --> 00:41:02,693 -How about I'm paying? -All right. 1184 00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:05,496 Can I have a chicken parm with meat sauce? 1185 00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:06,997 No marinara. 1186 00:41:07,030 --> 00:41:09,566 Thin. Thin chicken parm. 1187 00:41:09,599 --> 00:41:11,001 Why aren't you writing it down? 1188 00:41:11,034 --> 00:41:14,104 Yeah, I-I can't actually because, uh, I'm not a waiter. 1189 00:41:14,137 --> 00:41:16,273 I'm just a busboy, so they don't even give me a pen. 1190 00:41:16,306 --> 00:41:18,675 Memorize it. Yeah. 1191 00:41:18,708 --> 00:41:20,077 Seafood pasta. That's what I want. 1192 00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:22,079 No clams, okay? Double up on the shrimp. 1193 00:41:22,112 --> 00:41:24,715 That's how I always get it. We come here all the time. 1194 00:41:24,748 --> 00:41:26,850 I'm not gonna remember a word you guys just said. 1195 00:41:26,883 --> 00:41:28,519 It's not rocket science. Just go. 1196 00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:29,753 -Get our shit. -Oh, I'm-- All right. 1197 00:41:29,786 --> 00:41:31,088 WOMAN: I'm starving. 1198 00:41:31,121 --> 00:41:32,890 ♪ Send me the addy, I'm hunting 'em down ♪ 1199 00:41:32,923 --> 00:41:34,224 ♪ Send me the addy, I'm hunting 'em down ♪ 1200 00:41:34,257 --> 00:41:35,859 ♪ Grrt, grrt... ♪ 1201 00:41:35,892 --> 00:41:37,961 There a dance party or something? 1202 00:41:37,994 --> 00:41:39,663 -It's fight night. -JOE: All right, fight night! 1203 00:41:39,696 --> 00:41:41,164 Tournament of champions! 1204 00:41:41,197 --> 00:41:42,666 Fighting for tips. 1205 00:41:42,699 --> 00:41:43,901 Who's going? Who's going first? 1206 00:41:43,934 --> 00:41:46,103 -I, Zoots. -Zoots. 1207 00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:48,639 -Everyone fights for their tips. -The tips that we earn? 1208 00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:51,942 Y-Yeah, but you have to fight for them now. 1209 00:41:51,975 --> 00:41:53,744 Who wants some?! Huh?! 1210 00:41:53,777 --> 00:41:55,746 -Huh? -Who got it?! -It's you, bro. 1211 00:41:55,779 --> 00:41:57,581 -No way. No, no way. -Put the gloves on. 1212 00:41:57,614 --> 00:41:59,182 Get in there. Get in there. Hit him. 1213 00:41:59,215 --> 00:42:01,218 -Hey, yo. -SCOTT: Hey. 1214 00:42:01,251 --> 00:42:03,020 I don't want-- Please, I don-- I-I don't want to do this. 1215 00:42:03,053 --> 00:42:04,922 -Let's just not do this. -You don't want to do this? 1216 00:42:04,955 --> 00:42:06,223 -What do you mean? -No, well, 'cause we're friends, right? 1217 00:42:06,256 --> 00:42:08,025 Yeah, no, for the next 15 seconds, 1218 00:42:08,058 --> 00:42:09,660 this friendship is over, son. 1219 00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:10,694 -Understand that? -What? 1220 00:42:10,727 --> 00:42:11,862 -Hmm? -What? 1221 00:42:11,895 --> 00:42:13,564 Got to understand, fighting is serious. 1222 00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:14,798 -I don't like it. -It's sacred. 1223 00:42:14,831 --> 00:42:16,667 It's how I tribute my Lord and Savior. 1224 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:17,901 -What? -It's the way I tribute 1225 00:42:17,934 --> 00:42:19,002 my Lord and Savior, Jesus. 1226 00:42:19,035 --> 00:42:20,203 I don't think Jesus would want you 1227 00:42:20,236 --> 00:42:21,338 to kick my ass right now. 1228 00:42:21,371 --> 00:42:22,773 He would want me to have these tips. 1229 00:42:22,806 --> 00:42:23,607 -That's what he means. -You can have the tips. 1230 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:24,808 I don't even want 'em. 1231 00:42:24,841 --> 00:42:25,742 -What is this? -I don't know. 1232 00:42:25,775 --> 00:42:26,776 What's this shit? 1233 00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:27,944 I've seen Creed a f-- a couple times. 1234 00:42:27,977 --> 00:42:30,047 -What'd you do? -I seen Creed a couple times. 1235 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,882 -Oh. -Are we about to do the Cotton Eye Joe? 1236 00:42:31,915 --> 00:42:32,950 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1237 00:42:32,983 --> 00:42:34,685 -Come on, son. -Okay. 1238 00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:35,886 -Yeah. Okay. -Come on, son. Oh, that's right. 1239 00:42:35,919 --> 00:42:36,887 You gonna come this way? Come this way, boy. 1240 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,322 -Okay. -Come on. Go ahead, take your shot, boy. 1241 00:42:38,355 --> 00:42:39,823 -Go ahead, take your shot, boy. -MAN: For real? 1242 00:42:39,856 --> 00:42:41,792 -Uh-huh, yeah. Come on! -MAN: Ooh! 1243 00:42:41,825 --> 00:42:44,328 ZOOTS: Now we are friends, 1244 00:42:44,361 --> 00:42:46,163 -goddamn it! -(groans): Oh, geez. 1245 00:42:46,196 --> 00:42:49,299 -Take that shit. Yeah! -(groaning) 1246 00:42:49,332 --> 00:42:53,170 We friends now, nigga, 'cause that's what friends are for. 1247 00:42:53,203 --> 00:42:55,205 Out this bitch. (imitates whoosh) 1248 00:42:55,238 --> 00:42:57,240 (grunting rhythmically) 1249 00:42:57,273 --> 00:42:58,942 ♪ Zoots done did it again, uh ♪ 1250 00:42:58,975 --> 00:43:00,844 ♪ Said Zoots done did it again, ah... ♪ 1251 00:43:00,877 --> 00:43:02,746 I think we have a winner. 1252 00:43:04,648 --> 00:43:05,682 -(quietly): Come here. -Mm-hmm. 1253 00:43:05,715 --> 00:43:06,584 Mm. 1254 00:43:08,151 --> 00:43:09,686 Mm. Let me just... 1255 00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:11,188 -Just want to get this sweater off. -Okay. 1256 00:43:11,221 --> 00:43:13,156 And I want to turn off this light. 1257 00:43:13,189 --> 00:43:15,092 Let me turn it off. 1258 00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:16,793 -Okay. -Okay. 1259 00:43:16,826 --> 00:43:17,828 (both grunt) 1260 00:43:19,963 --> 00:43:21,198 Just one-one second. 1261 00:43:21,231 --> 00:43:23,667 Let me, let me, let me turn off this light. 1262 00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:26,637 Got a lot of lamps, huh? 1263 00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:28,038 It's like a store or something. 1264 00:43:28,071 --> 00:43:29,206 -(chuckles) -Come here. 1265 00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:32,376 -(Margie laughing) -Mm. 1266 00:43:32,409 --> 00:43:34,211 ("You Be Killin' 'Em" by Fabolous playing) 1267 00:43:38,314 --> 00:43:41,118 -♪ Nice ♪ -♪ Oh ♪ 1268 00:43:44,254 --> 00:43:46,390 ♪ You what's up, girl, ain't got to ask it ♪ 1269 00:43:46,423 --> 00:43:49,693 ♪ I dead 'em all now, I buy the caskets ♪ 1270 00:43:49,726 --> 00:43:51,228 ♪ They should arrest you or whoever dressed you ♪ 1271 00:43:51,261 --> 00:43:53,330 -(laughs) -♪ Ain't gon' stress you ♪ 1272 00:43:53,363 --> 00:43:55,232 ♪ But I'm-a let you know, girl, you be killin' 'em ♪ 1273 00:43:55,265 --> 00:43:56,233 ♪ You be killin' 'em ♪ 1274 00:43:56,266 --> 00:43:58,068 ♪ Girl, you be killin' 'em ♪ 1275 00:43:58,101 --> 00:43:59,736 ♪ Uh-uh, oh ♪ 1276 00:43:59,769 --> 00:44:01,938 ♪ Often imitated, never duplicated ♪ 1277 00:44:01,971 --> 00:44:04,074 ♪ They say she a dime, I say she underrated ♪ 1278 00:44:04,107 --> 00:44:05,676 -♪ Nice ♪ -♪ I just met her ♪ 1279 00:44:05,709 --> 00:44:06,910 ♪ So the next solution ♪ 1280 00:44:06,943 --> 00:44:09,913 ♪ Dead my old chick, execution ♪ 1281 00:44:09,946 --> 00:44:11,848 ♪ You what's up, girl, ain't got to ask it ♪ 1282 00:44:11,881 --> 00:44:14,785 ♪ I dead 'em all now, I buy the caskets ♪ 1283 00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:15,986 ♪ Girl, you be killin' 'em ♪ 1284 00:44:16,019 --> 00:44:17,054 ♪ You be killin' 'em ♪ 1285 00:44:17,087 --> 00:44:18,422 ♪ Girl, you be killin' 'em ♪ 1286 00:44:18,455 --> 00:44:19,756 ♪ You be killin' 'em ♪ 1287 00:44:19,789 --> 00:44:20,824 ♪ Girl, you be killin' 'em... ♪ 1288 00:44:20,857 --> 00:44:22,759 -MARGIE: Scott? -Yo. 1289 00:44:22,792 --> 00:44:23,927 Come sit down. 1290 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,296 I need to talk to you about something. 1291 00:44:26,329 --> 00:44:27,931 What's up? 1292 00:44:27,964 --> 00:44:29,266 Someone die? 1293 00:44:29,299 --> 00:44:31,268 No, no, nobody's dead. 1294 00:44:31,301 --> 00:44:33,037 Thank God. 1295 00:44:34,404 --> 00:44:36,773 I'm seeing somebody. 1296 00:44:36,806 --> 00:44:38,241 What does that mean? 1297 00:44:38,274 --> 00:44:40,811 Uh, uh, I'm seeing a man. 1298 00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:43,847 Well, I-I've been dating someone for a little while now. 1299 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,415 You're dating someone? 1300 00:44:45,448 --> 00:44:47,384 That-That's awesome. 1301 00:44:47,417 --> 00:44:50,120 Like, w-why are you dating him secretly, you little slut? 1302 00:44:50,153 --> 00:44:51,722 W-Why didn't you tell me? 1303 00:44:51,755 --> 00:44:53,924 Is he, like, really, really old or... 1304 00:44:53,957 --> 00:44:55,292 or is he really, really young? 1305 00:44:55,325 --> 00:44:56,727 Is it one of my friends? Is it Igor? 1306 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,730 No, no, no. I just, I... (laughs) 1307 00:44:59,763 --> 00:45:03,233 I just didn't want to bother you unless it was really serious. 1308 00:45:03,266 --> 00:45:04,968 Bother? You're my mom. 1309 00:45:05,001 --> 00:45:06,136 I hope you're getting banged out real good. 1310 00:45:06,169 --> 00:45:07,137 Who's the lucky guy? 1311 00:45:07,170 --> 00:45:09,139 Uh, it's, um... 1312 00:45:10,406 --> 00:45:12,309 It's Ray. 1313 00:45:12,342 --> 00:45:14,377 Who's Ray? 1314 00:45:14,410 --> 00:45:16,379 Remember the kid you tattooed? 1315 00:45:16,412 --> 00:45:17,948 His father. 1316 00:45:17,981 --> 00:45:20,417 -That fucking prick? -Yeah, I know. 1317 00:45:20,450 --> 00:45:23,320 He's a really nice man, and he's really good to me. 1318 00:45:23,353 --> 00:45:26,256 -And he's a fireman. -He's a fireman?! 1319 00:45:26,289 --> 00:45:27,324 That's fucked up. 1320 00:45:27,357 --> 00:45:29,159 -Why? -W-What do you mean, why? 1321 00:45:29,192 --> 00:45:32,095 I mean, uh, you haven't dated anyone in 17 years since Dad, 1322 00:45:32,128 --> 00:45:33,864 and the first guy you date is a fireman? 1323 00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,098 You don't think that's a little fucking weird? 1324 00:45:35,131 --> 00:45:37,300 I got nothing against firemen. 1325 00:45:37,333 --> 00:45:39,269 Neither do I, but the-the guy doesn't like me, 1326 00:45:39,302 --> 00:45:42,005 and he has the same job as Dad, like... (stammers) 1327 00:45:42,038 --> 00:45:44,775 I'm fucked up as it is, Mom. Like, I have Crohn's, okay? 1328 00:45:44,808 --> 00:45:46,343 There's something wrong up here. Huh. 1329 00:45:46,376 --> 00:45:48,111 I can't find my watch! 1330 00:45:48,144 --> 00:45:49,513 What are you trying to do to me here?! 1331 00:45:49,546 --> 00:45:50,881 Haven't I been through enough?! 1332 00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:52,015 Wait, what did I, what did I do wrong? 1333 00:45:52,048 --> 00:45:53,350 W-What did I do wrong? What did I do? 1334 00:45:53,383 --> 00:45:55,352 What-- I'm sorry. Like, what did I do? 1335 00:45:55,385 --> 00:45:57,354 (stammers) I'm not, I'm not doing it to you. 1336 00:45:57,387 --> 00:45:59,289 I just-- I-I don't want to be alone the rest of my life. 1337 00:45:59,322 --> 00:46:01,057 I don't want you to be alone, either. 1338 00:46:01,090 --> 00:46:02,993 That would suck, but, like, come on. This is, like-- 1339 00:46:03,026 --> 00:46:05,128 This is pretty obvious this is not a good choice, right? 1340 00:46:05,161 --> 00:46:06,963 (sighs) 1341 00:46:06,996 --> 00:46:09,299 I would like us to have dinner. 1342 00:46:09,332 --> 00:46:11,468 I-- This is very, very important to me. 1343 00:46:11,501 --> 00:46:13,103 I am in a serious relationship... 1344 00:46:13,136 --> 00:46:14,971 -You're in a serious rela... -...with a very nice man. 1345 00:46:15,004 --> 00:46:16,573 With that guy?! Come on! 1346 00:46:16,606 --> 00:46:18,375 Y-You don't love him, do you? 1347 00:46:18,408 --> 00:46:20,143 You're not say-- You're not, like, saying that, right? 1348 00:46:20,176 --> 00:46:22,179 I-I-- Well, we don't use that word yet. 1349 00:46:22,212 --> 00:46:24,815 But if he said it to me, I-I would say it back. 1350 00:46:24,848 --> 00:46:27,517 Oh, my God! Jesus! 1351 00:46:27,550 --> 00:46:29,386 Do you not learn?! 1352 00:46:29,419 --> 00:46:31,988 Look what happened last time! 1353 00:46:32,021 --> 00:46:33,223 -You want to do that again? -Okay. All right? 1354 00:46:33,256 --> 00:46:34,324 How about this? 1355 00:46:34,357 --> 00:46:36,159 How about we come by the restaurant 1356 00:46:36,192 --> 00:46:37,928 and we have dinner when you're working 1357 00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:39,396 and you just come by and you just say hi? 1358 00:46:39,429 --> 00:46:41,364 Just say hi a couple times. How about that? 1359 00:46:41,397 --> 00:46:43,099 How about that? 1360 00:46:43,132 --> 00:46:45,168 How about-- Why don't you ask him? 1361 00:46:45,201 --> 00:46:46,469 Huh? 1362 00:46:46,502 --> 00:46:48,205 Why don't you just build 1363 00:46:48,238 --> 00:46:49,906 another shrine to Ray while you're at it? 1364 00:46:49,939 --> 00:46:52,943 Right across from Dad's so they can be fucking pals! 1365 00:46:54,911 --> 00:46:56,079 Yeah, I like that better. 1366 00:46:56,112 --> 00:46:57,147 But I'm actually finding you funny 1367 00:46:57,180 --> 00:46:58,415 'cause you're really funny. 1368 00:46:58,448 --> 00:46:59,549 -(Margie laughs) -(jazz music playing) 1369 00:46:59,582 --> 00:47:01,218 Look at this guy. 1370 00:47:01,251 --> 00:47:03,854 -Having the time of his life. -ZOOTS: Mm-hmm. 1371 00:47:03,887 --> 00:47:05,188 Acting like he owns the place. 1372 00:47:05,221 --> 00:47:08,258 I know that guy. Eggplant parmesan. 1373 00:47:08,291 --> 00:47:10,026 (chuckles): Oh. I'll be. 1374 00:47:10,059 --> 00:47:12,329 Your moms is a bit of a baddie. 1375 00:47:12,362 --> 00:47:14,030 She look postcoital. 1376 00:47:14,063 --> 00:47:15,932 -What's "postcoital"? -It's like post-fucking, 1377 00:47:15,965 --> 00:47:17,567 but it's your mom, so I want to be nice. 1378 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,937 But, uh, (chuckles) oh, it's definitely happening. 1379 00:47:20,970 --> 00:47:22,973 (exhales slowly) 1380 00:47:24,540 --> 00:47:26,910 Postcoital. 1381 00:47:26,943 --> 00:47:28,111 -(laughing) -If you ever come to see me, 1382 00:47:28,144 --> 00:47:29,579 if you ever come see me, that's-- 1383 00:47:29,612 --> 00:47:31,014 -It'll happen that night, I guarantee it. -Yeah, I know. 1384 00:47:31,047 --> 00:47:32,449 Oh, here he is. 1385 00:47:32,482 --> 00:47:33,917 -Hey. -Hey. 1386 00:47:33,950 --> 00:47:34,885 -How you doing? -Good. How are you? 1387 00:47:34,918 --> 00:47:36,286 Good to see you again. Yeah. 1388 00:47:36,319 --> 00:47:38,555 Uh, I'm-I'm really sorry for branding your kid. 1389 00:47:38,588 --> 00:47:41,157 Oh, no, no, no. It's-it's fine. It's fine. 1390 00:47:41,190 --> 00:47:43,093 Cost 350, but I didn't make your mom pay for it. 1391 00:47:43,126 --> 00:47:44,594 (Ray laughs) 1392 00:47:44,627 --> 00:47:46,930 But, uh, hey, no harm, no foul. 1393 00:47:46,963 --> 00:47:50,267 You know? 'Cause, uh, if that didn't happen, I, uh... 1394 00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:51,534 wouldn't have met this lovely lady. 1395 00:47:51,567 --> 00:47:53,370 Oh, well, happy to help. 1396 00:47:53,403 --> 00:47:54,971 Things work out. 1397 00:47:55,004 --> 00:47:56,206 Yeah. 1398 00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:58,608 Thank God I did what I did, then. 1399 00:47:58,641 --> 00:48:00,977 Uh, would you guys like to start with still 1400 00:48:01,010 --> 00:48:02,145 or, uh, sparkling water? 1401 00:48:02,178 --> 00:48:03,980 -Oh, let's go sparkling. -Uh, spar-- Yeah. 1402 00:48:04,013 --> 00:48:05,048 -(stammers, laughs) -Yeah? You like sparkling? 1403 00:48:05,081 --> 00:48:06,283 -Yeah. -Okay. 1404 00:48:06,316 --> 00:48:07,484 Yeah. Oh, can we get some more bread, too? 1405 00:48:07,517 --> 00:48:08,585 -Usually go still. -You know? 1406 00:48:08,618 --> 00:48:10,053 Last time I came here, it came out hot. 1407 00:48:10,086 --> 00:48:12,022 -Yeah. -It was-- oh, it was perfect. 1408 00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:13,156 It's like my mom made it. (chuckles) 1409 00:48:13,189 --> 00:48:14,157 Sure. 1410 00:48:14,190 --> 00:48:15,592 Sparkling and hot bread. 1411 00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:16,994 All right. Thanks, buddy. 1412 00:48:21,264 --> 00:48:23,466 Oh, you just can't spit on that like that, man. 1413 00:48:23,499 --> 00:48:25,969 You got to be crafty. You can't just go out at, like-- 1414 00:48:26,002 --> 00:48:27,337 You got to, you got to maneuver. 1415 00:48:27,370 --> 00:48:29,439 Lick on it or put a boogie in it or something. 1416 00:48:29,472 --> 00:48:31,608 You think I can fit this whole thing in my ass? 1417 00:48:31,641 --> 00:48:33,310 If, uh, you really put your mind to it, bro. 1418 00:48:37,547 --> 00:48:39,483 Hey, I saw him spit in the bread. 1419 00:48:42,652 --> 00:48:44,621 All right, scorching hot bread. 1420 00:48:44,654 --> 00:48:46,256 -RAY: Oh, thank you. -Yeah. 1421 00:48:46,289 --> 00:48:48,291 Your mom's in the john. Have a seat. 1422 00:48:48,324 --> 00:48:50,627 Oh, don't worry, you're not gonna get in trouble. 1423 00:48:50,660 --> 00:48:52,162 Just for a minute. 1424 00:48:52,195 --> 00:48:53,430 All right. 1425 00:48:56,032 --> 00:48:59,536 So... how, uh, how you liking the job here? 1426 00:48:59,569 --> 00:49:02,072 Uh, it eats ass. 1427 00:49:04,140 --> 00:49:05,542 You know, I remember I-- Back in the day, 1428 00:49:05,575 --> 00:49:07,444 I used to work at that, uh, you know that pizza parlor 1429 00:49:07,477 --> 00:49:09,112 -down there on Main Street? -Mm. 1430 00:49:09,145 --> 00:49:11,014 You remember the one? Yeah. I-I used to work down there. 1431 00:49:11,047 --> 00:49:13,516 I loved it. You know, making the pizzas. 1432 00:49:13,549 --> 00:49:15,385 Girls would come in, you know. 1433 00:49:15,418 --> 00:49:17,520 It's like they just had to talk to me. 1434 00:49:17,553 --> 00:49:18,521 Yeah. 1435 00:49:18,554 --> 00:49:20,256 Well, that's awesome. 1436 00:49:20,289 --> 00:49:22,993 I'm glad you got laid a lot at your pizza place. 1437 00:49:25,428 --> 00:49:27,564 All right. (sighs) Listen, Scott. 1438 00:49:27,597 --> 00:49:30,567 I-I know this is weird, okay? 1439 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,203 You and your mom were alone together for a long time. 1440 00:49:33,236 --> 00:49:35,472 You got set in your ways, you know? 1441 00:49:35,505 --> 00:49:37,507 You got used to things. 1442 00:49:37,540 --> 00:49:39,175 But I don't know, I just feel like 1443 00:49:39,208 --> 00:49:41,011 your mother deserves more right now. 1444 00:49:41,044 --> 00:49:43,613 And I'm serious, I really think that I can make her happy, 1445 00:49:43,646 --> 00:49:46,216 and she makes me happy. 1446 00:49:46,249 --> 00:49:48,585 So, I mean, that-that's a good thing, right? 1447 00:49:48,618 --> 00:49:51,187 Yeah. Yeah, I think it's a great thing. 1448 00:49:51,220 --> 00:49:53,723 I... I want my mom to be happy more than anything, so... 1449 00:49:53,756 --> 00:49:55,492 Good. I do, too. 1450 00:49:55,525 --> 00:49:57,761 So, uh, what's your sport? 1451 00:49:57,794 --> 00:50:00,063 -Uh, I like basketball. -Oh, yeah? 1452 00:50:00,096 --> 00:50:01,064 -Mm-hmm. -What position? 1453 00:50:01,097 --> 00:50:02,098 Uh, I played small forward. 1454 00:50:02,131 --> 00:50:03,366 -Small forward. -Yeah. 1455 00:50:03,399 --> 00:50:04,801 All right. I'm kind of a baseball guy myself. 1456 00:50:04,834 --> 00:50:06,336 -Oh, yeah? -You like, uh... 1457 00:50:06,369 --> 00:50:07,604 I'm an old man. I like that stuff. 1458 00:50:07,637 --> 00:50:09,205 I got season tickets to the Yankees. 1459 00:50:09,238 --> 00:50:10,707 -No way. Really? That's cool. -Yeah. 1460 00:50:10,740 --> 00:50:11,741 I think it's Staten Island's year. 1461 00:50:11,774 --> 00:50:14,077 Oh, Staten Island Yankees. 1462 00:50:14,110 --> 00:50:16,446 -Minor League. -Oh, absolutely. 1463 00:50:16,479 --> 00:50:18,748 I'm not gonna go pay to see those overpaid crybabies. 1464 00:50:18,781 --> 00:50:21,051 They try harder at the Minor League level. 1465 00:50:21,084 --> 00:50:22,585 Plus, I'm a Red Sox fan. I'm never setting foot 1466 00:50:22,618 --> 00:50:24,187 -in that stadium. -Well, I-I should get back 1467 00:50:24,220 --> 00:50:25,822 to work, uh, before I get yelled at. 1468 00:50:25,855 --> 00:50:27,257 -Okay. Go ahead. -So, yeah. 1469 00:50:27,290 --> 00:50:28,725 -Absolutely. All right. -All right, man. 1470 00:50:28,758 --> 00:50:30,727 Uh, enjoy the hot bread. 1471 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:31,528 -MARGIE: Hey. -Okay, cool. 1472 00:50:31,561 --> 00:50:32,762 Hey. 1473 00:50:32,795 --> 00:50:34,364 What are you fellas talking about? 1474 00:50:34,397 --> 00:50:36,399 -Hey, Mom. -Oh, I was just asking Scott 1475 00:50:36,432 --> 00:50:38,401 if he wanted to go to a Yankee game sometime. 1476 00:50:38,434 --> 00:50:40,103 Oh, what did Scott say? 1477 00:50:41,337 --> 00:50:45,341 S-Scott... Scott said yeah. 1478 00:50:45,374 --> 00:50:47,143 SCOTT: All right, who's fighting tonight?! 1479 00:50:47,176 --> 00:50:48,711 I want to fight somebody! 1480 00:50:48,744 --> 00:50:50,146 Oh, I'm sorry, Pepe. 1481 00:50:50,179 --> 00:50:52,115 Don't take this personally. 1482 00:50:53,449 --> 00:50:55,085 -(grunts) -MAN: Oh! 1483 00:50:55,118 --> 00:50:56,753 What happened? 1484 00:50:56,786 --> 00:50:58,788 That was just a jab. 1485 00:50:58,821 --> 00:51:00,457 Oh, it's okay, Pepe. 1486 00:51:00,490 --> 00:51:01,758 -It's all right. -You s-- You sure? 1487 00:51:01,791 --> 00:51:03,393 (groans) Yeah. 1488 00:51:03,426 --> 00:51:05,495 I-I mean, I never done that before, so... 1489 00:51:05,528 --> 00:51:07,597 I feel bad for you. 1490 00:51:07,630 --> 00:51:10,434 ("Down on the Corner" by Creedence Clearwater Revival) 1491 00:51:21,644 --> 00:51:23,680 ♪ Down on the corner ♪ 1492 00:51:23,713 --> 00:51:25,348 ♪ Out in the street ♪ 1493 00:51:25,381 --> 00:51:26,616 ♪ Willy and the Poor Boys... ♪ 1494 00:51:26,649 --> 00:51:28,418 -How you doing? Thank you. -(scanner beeps) 1495 00:51:28,451 --> 00:51:30,620 Thank you. Thank you. 1496 00:51:30,653 --> 00:51:32,522 -(crowd cheering) -♪ Rooster hits the washboard ♪ 1497 00:51:32,555 --> 00:51:34,691 ♪ And people just got to smile ♪ 1498 00:51:34,724 --> 00:51:39,362 ♪ Blinky thumps the gut bass and solos for a while ♪ 1499 00:51:39,395 --> 00:51:41,464 ♪ Poor Boy twangs the rhythm out... ♪ 1500 00:51:41,497 --> 00:51:42,866 STADIUM ANNOUNCER: May I please remind you 1501 00:51:42,899 --> 00:51:44,467 that there is no flash photography. 1502 00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:46,336 RAY: How are you? How are you? You guys still sober? 1503 00:51:50,573 --> 00:51:53,710 (crowd cheering) 1504 00:51:53,743 --> 00:51:56,446 -Shitty throw. Shitty throw, though. -That's how you do it! 1505 00:51:56,479 --> 00:51:58,548 All right, there we go. There we go. 1506 00:51:58,581 --> 00:52:00,383 SAVAGE: Let's go, baby, let's go. 1507 00:52:00,416 --> 00:52:01,618 PAPA: Look alive! 1508 00:52:01,651 --> 00:52:03,786 (women whooping, shouting) 1509 00:52:03,819 --> 00:52:05,788 Think we're gonna take these pansy Spinners tonight? 1510 00:52:05,821 --> 00:52:07,423 RAY: Oh, man, we can't take the Spinners, 1511 00:52:07,456 --> 00:52:09,359 -you might as well just shut it down. -Mm. 1512 00:52:09,392 --> 00:52:10,460 We should just pack it in, 1513 00:52:10,493 --> 00:52:11,861 send these guys back to Single-A. 1514 00:52:11,894 --> 00:52:13,730 My kid's Little League team could give these guys 1515 00:52:13,763 --> 00:52:14,764 a run for their money. 1516 00:52:14,797 --> 00:52:18,168 These guys are all on the job, too. 1517 00:52:18,201 --> 00:52:19,736 The old ballbuster here-- 1518 00:52:19,769 --> 00:52:21,337 he's the senior man of the house. 1519 00:52:21,370 --> 00:52:23,339 Did you call me a senior? 1520 00:52:23,372 --> 00:52:25,175 You're the one who's bald. 1521 00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:26,743 Come on, Papa. I'm just fucking around. 1522 00:52:26,776 --> 00:52:28,344 Hey, you want a hot dog? 1523 00:52:28,377 --> 00:52:30,680 Oh, no, I can't. I, uh, I have Crohn's. 1524 00:52:30,713 --> 00:52:32,415 What's that? 1525 00:52:32,448 --> 00:52:34,751 It's, like, when the lining of your stomach is all messed up, 1526 00:52:34,784 --> 00:52:37,253 so it makes you shit all the time. 1527 00:52:37,286 --> 00:52:38,922 Oh, thanks for sharing. 1528 00:52:40,690 --> 00:52:42,592 Next time, just say, "I don't want a hot dog." 1529 00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:44,194 All right, I'm just trying to spread awareness. 1530 00:52:45,228 --> 00:52:46,396 (crowd cheering) 1531 00:52:46,429 --> 00:52:47,897 RAY: There we go. There we go. 1532 00:52:47,930 --> 00:52:50,667 -Nice hit. Nice hit. -Looking good, guys. 1533 00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:52,435 Way to hustle. 1534 00:52:52,468 --> 00:52:53,436 STADIUM ANNOUNCER: Number 26... 1535 00:52:53,469 --> 00:52:55,872 Hey, uh... 1536 00:52:55,905 --> 00:52:57,874 you ever think about putting on the jacket? 1537 00:52:59,575 --> 00:53:01,377 -(scoffs) No. -What are you laughing about? 1538 00:53:01,410 --> 00:53:04,747 'Cause it's a stupid question, Ray. 1539 00:53:04,780 --> 00:53:07,884 -What do you mean, stupid? -It's fucking stupid. 1540 00:53:07,917 --> 00:53:10,286 Would you ask the kids of that teacher who blew up in space 1541 00:53:10,319 --> 00:53:11,688 if they want to be an astronaut? 1542 00:53:11,721 --> 00:53:13,957 Whoa, I don't think that lady had any kids, though. 1543 00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:16,559 Yeah, I'm sure she didn't 'cause she died in space. 1544 00:53:16,592 --> 00:53:19,629 It's hard to have kids when you're dead in space. 1545 00:53:19,662 --> 00:53:22,966 Look, I-I could tell you how I feel about firemen, 1546 00:53:22,999 --> 00:53:24,801 but I-I don't think you guys want to hear my opinion. 1547 00:53:24,834 --> 00:53:26,736 -No, no, no, please tell us. -RAY: No, no. No, no, no. 1548 00:53:26,769 --> 00:53:28,738 -No. I want to hear it. -You don't got to do this, man. 1549 00:53:28,771 --> 00:53:30,306 -Come on. -All right, no. 1550 00:53:30,339 --> 00:53:31,608 -Yeah. Okay, how about this? -Come on, you don't... 1551 00:53:31,641 --> 00:53:33,443 Uh, if you're a fireman, just don't have kids 1552 00:53:33,476 --> 00:53:34,877 or a family at all, okay? 1553 00:53:34,910 --> 00:53:36,713 So that way, you don't fucking crush them 1554 00:53:36,746 --> 00:53:39,449 when you don't come home that one time, you know? 1555 00:53:39,482 --> 00:53:40,917 And-and you're just so selfish. 1556 00:53:40,950 --> 00:53:42,552 You just hang out with your boys all day 1557 00:53:42,585 --> 00:53:43,987 like it's a fucking frat house. 1558 00:53:44,020 --> 00:53:46,489 Half the time, you're not even putting out fires. 1559 00:53:46,522 --> 00:53:49,592 You're just jerking off, watching Scarface, okay? 1560 00:53:49,625 --> 00:53:51,594 -All right, take it easy, man. -No, I'm just saying. 1561 00:53:51,627 --> 00:53:53,496 And it's wrong to tell a kid that you're gonna be there 1562 00:53:53,529 --> 00:53:54,897 for him for his whole entire life. 1563 00:53:54,930 --> 00:53:57,600 Yeah, but you miss graduation, your birthdays, okay? 1564 00:53:57,633 --> 00:53:59,369 Uh, my d-- my prom dances. 1565 00:53:59,402 --> 00:54:01,971 That's a very mean thing to do to children. 1566 00:54:02,004 --> 00:54:03,373 And, uh, if you have a family, 1567 00:54:03,406 --> 00:54:04,474 -y-you're an asshole. -No, listen, no. 1568 00:54:04,507 --> 00:54:05,775 Take it easy, take it easy. 1569 00:54:05,808 --> 00:54:07,777 -Well, that's one way to look at it. -Yeah. 1570 00:54:07,810 --> 00:54:08,812 Tell that to my dad. 1571 00:54:11,514 --> 00:54:15,785 Oh, but you can't, 'cause he's dead. 1572 00:54:15,818 --> 00:54:17,787 -Anybody got a good response to that? -(bat cracks) 1573 00:54:17,820 --> 00:54:20,423 -(crowd cheering) -Yeah! 1574 00:54:20,456 --> 00:54:22,525 Again! 1575 00:54:22,558 --> 00:54:23,626 Whoo! 1576 00:54:23,659 --> 00:54:26,763 What a game. What a game. 1577 00:54:26,796 --> 00:54:28,965 So, what, I shouldn't have kids? 1578 00:54:28,998 --> 00:54:30,833 No, you... you should have kids. 1579 00:54:30,866 --> 00:54:32,335 I'm gonna have kids. 1580 00:54:32,368 --> 00:54:33,670 You know, maybe you should take a cue 1581 00:54:33,703 --> 00:54:35,872 from your shirt, you know? Smile. 1582 00:54:35,905 --> 00:54:38,708 Lighten up. 1583 00:54:38,741 --> 00:54:40,810 (chuckles) That's actually kind of funny. 1584 00:54:40,843 --> 00:54:42,011 Guy's all right. Why can't you be more like him? 1585 00:54:42,044 --> 00:54:43,646 He's all right. 1586 00:54:43,679 --> 00:54:45,782 Why can't you not embarrass me like this? 1587 00:54:45,815 --> 00:54:47,917 I'm sorry. 1588 00:54:47,950 --> 00:54:50,353 I'm sorry I embarrassed you in front of your friends. 1589 00:54:50,386 --> 00:54:51,688 (laughs) 1590 00:54:53,923 --> 00:54:55,958 (quietly): And just-just stick to your guns. 1591 00:54:55,991 --> 00:54:57,360 All right? It'll be fine. 1592 00:54:57,393 --> 00:54:58,528 Hey. Hey! 1593 00:54:58,561 --> 00:54:59,562 Come on in. 1594 00:54:59,595 --> 00:55:01,497 Come have breakfast with us. 1595 00:55:01,530 --> 00:55:03,833 I made pancakes, and I made the sausage that you like, 1596 00:55:03,866 --> 00:55:05,068 an omelet. 1597 00:55:05,101 --> 00:55:06,536 Come, come, come, come sit. 1598 00:55:06,569 --> 00:55:08,504 RAY: Man, these eggs are spectacular. 1599 00:55:08,537 --> 00:55:10,640 With the onions and the peppers. 1600 00:55:10,673 --> 00:55:13,443 I love it. I love it. (sniffs) 1601 00:55:14,944 --> 00:55:17,580 Did, uh, did he sp-spend the night? 1602 00:55:17,613 --> 00:55:19,015 MARGIE: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1603 00:55:19,048 --> 00:55:20,717 He slept here. 1604 00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:21,751 In this house. 1605 00:55:21,784 --> 00:55:23,586 I'm an adult. I can do that. 1606 00:55:23,619 --> 00:55:25,555 (chuckles) 1607 00:55:25,588 --> 00:55:27,790 I-I need to talk to you about something. 1608 00:55:27,823 --> 00:55:29,392 Okay. 1609 00:55:29,425 --> 00:55:31,394 I was thinking that it's time 1610 00:55:31,427 --> 00:55:32,962 to think about getting your own apartment. 1611 00:55:32,995 --> 00:55:34,764 What? 1612 00:55:34,797 --> 00:55:36,599 W-Why would you say that? 1613 00:55:36,632 --> 00:55:38,068 Well... 1614 00:55:40,102 --> 00:55:41,871 You are so awesome. 1615 00:55:41,904 --> 00:55:45,875 And I think I've been there for you too much. 1616 00:55:45,908 --> 00:55:48,845 'Cause sometimes in life, the thing that's motivating 1617 00:55:48,878 --> 00:55:51,547 is when people don't have that safety net. 1618 00:55:51,580 --> 00:55:53,416 Right, right, but I need that safety net 1619 00:55:53,449 --> 00:55:54,817 'cause I don't have my shit together. 1620 00:55:54,850 --> 00:55:56,452 So, like, uh, w-why are you doing this? 1621 00:55:56,485 --> 00:55:57,554 Is this 'cause of him? 1622 00:55:58,788 --> 00:56:00,656 No. 1623 00:56:00,689 --> 00:56:03,459 It's just you're 24 years old now. 1624 00:56:03,492 --> 00:56:07,063 24. I mean, Phelps had a fistful of gold medals by 24. 1625 00:56:07,096 --> 00:56:09,065 Why are you talking? 1626 00:56:09,098 --> 00:56:11,734 I'm just giving you some perspective, that's all. 1627 00:56:11,767 --> 00:56:13,770 You know, Wayne Gretzky had, like, 96 goals when he was 24. 1628 00:56:13,803 --> 00:56:16,072 W-What? 1629 00:56:16,105 --> 00:56:18,474 RAY: Roger Staubach graduated West Point, 1630 00:56:18,507 --> 00:56:21,744 won a Heisman Trophy, fought in the Vietnam War, 1631 00:56:21,777 --> 00:56:23,946 and then joined the Cowboys by the time he was 24. 1632 00:56:23,979 --> 00:56:27,150 I don't know who that is, so, s-so who-who gives a fuck? 1633 00:56:27,183 --> 00:56:29,452 I think that maybe you're-you're ready 1634 00:56:29,485 --> 00:56:31,454 and you just don't even know it. 1635 00:56:31,487 --> 00:56:33,890 So, you're kicking me out? 1636 00:56:33,923 --> 00:56:35,491 No, no. 1637 00:56:35,524 --> 00:56:37,927 I just want you to get your own apartment by summer. 1638 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,762 Right, so you're kicking me out of the house. 1639 00:56:39,795 --> 00:56:41,964 That's nine months from now. 1640 00:56:41,997 --> 00:56:43,800 I mean, you-you could have a baby in nine months. 1641 00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:45,134 It's a long time. 1642 00:56:45,167 --> 00:56:47,069 Are you moving in? Are you trying to push me out? 1643 00:56:47,102 --> 00:56:49,472 What, like, what did I do? I-I thought we were cool. 1644 00:56:49,505 --> 00:56:51,474 Scott, Scott, let's all be adults here. Come on. 1645 00:56:51,507 --> 00:56:53,810 Your mother has worked very hard for a very long time. 1646 00:56:53,843 --> 00:56:55,678 And I'm gonna retire in a couple years, 1647 00:56:55,711 --> 00:56:59,549 so things are gonna change around here, but in a good way. 1648 00:56:59,582 --> 00:57:01,784 I mean, w-we think you-- that you can do great things. 1649 00:57:01,817 --> 00:57:03,453 Yeah, I know I'm gonna do great things. 1650 00:57:03,486 --> 00:57:05,822 But, like, I don't need you to tell me that, like... 1651 00:57:05,855 --> 00:57:06,956 This is-- What's going on? 1652 00:57:06,989 --> 00:57:09,058 This is-- I-I... 1653 00:57:09,091 --> 00:57:10,793 I don't like this. 1654 00:57:10,826 --> 00:57:12,995 So, be that as it may, (chuckles) 1655 00:57:13,028 --> 00:57:14,797 until you leave-- which is gonna be good for you 1656 00:57:14,830 --> 00:57:16,032 and it's gonna be motivating-- 1657 00:57:16,065 --> 00:57:17,533 you're gonna have to pull your weight 1658 00:57:17,566 --> 00:57:19,035 a little more around here. 1659 00:57:19,068 --> 00:57:22,205 And one thing that we thought would help you contribute-- 1660 00:57:22,238 --> 00:57:24,874 would be easy, wouldn't be hard to do-- 1661 00:57:24,907 --> 00:57:28,044 is to help Ray bring his kids back and forth to school 1662 00:57:28,077 --> 00:57:31,047 when he can't do it because of work. 1663 00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,115 Like now. 1664 00:57:33,148 --> 00:57:34,550 Like today. 1665 00:57:34,583 --> 00:57:36,185 (chuckles) 1666 00:57:36,218 --> 00:57:38,721 You're joking, right? 1667 00:57:38,754 --> 00:57:41,157 You want me to take your kid to school? 1668 00:57:41,190 --> 00:57:43,593 The kid that I tattooed? 1669 00:57:43,626 --> 00:57:46,729 I got two kids. The other one's seven. 1670 00:57:46,762 --> 00:57:48,531 You're gonna make me babysit your kids? 1671 00:57:48,564 --> 00:57:51,601 Do-- I'm on-- I do drugs. 1672 00:57:51,634 --> 00:57:54,170 Well, looks like you're walking. 1673 00:57:54,203 --> 00:57:56,172 And thank you. 1674 00:57:56,205 --> 00:57:59,175 I'm not cool with any of this, okay? 1675 00:57:59,208 --> 00:58:01,077 And-and where do you expect me to live? 1676 00:58:01,110 --> 00:58:02,778 And w-with what money? (stammers) 1677 00:58:02,811 --> 00:58:04,614 You know I'm a fucking bum, right? 1678 00:58:04,647 --> 00:58:06,849 Yo, this is fucked up! Seriously. 1679 00:58:06,882 --> 00:58:10,487 Especially after last night, all that bonding boy bullshit. 1680 00:58:11,687 --> 00:58:12,822 You're full of shit, man. 1681 00:58:12,855 --> 00:58:14,757 You're a fucking liar. 1682 00:58:14,790 --> 00:58:17,793 I'm gonna go walk your kids. 1683 00:58:17,826 --> 00:58:19,996 No, I'm not fucking letting you take 'em. 1684 00:58:20,029 --> 00:58:22,231 Fuck you. Who the fuck are you? 1685 00:58:22,264 --> 00:58:23,933 SCOTT: Yeah, I-I agree with you completely. 1686 00:58:23,966 --> 00:58:25,801 Why-- 'cause that-- It was Ray's idea. 1687 00:58:25,834 --> 00:58:27,169 I don't think I should be taking them, either. 1688 00:58:27,202 --> 00:58:28,037 I agree with you. 1689 00:58:30,606 --> 00:58:32,141 Are you a weirdo? 1690 00:58:32,174 --> 00:58:33,743 Oh, the weirdest. 1691 00:58:33,776 --> 00:58:35,545 Nobody's weirder than me. 1692 00:58:35,578 --> 00:58:37,747 See, a weirdo wouldn't say that. 1693 00:58:37,780 --> 00:58:39,715 A weirdo would deny it. 1694 00:58:39,748 --> 00:58:43,052 So, do I have to take 'em or...? 1695 00:58:43,085 --> 00:58:45,254 (exhales sharply) 1696 00:58:45,287 --> 00:58:46,322 Yes. 1697 00:58:46,355 --> 00:58:48,891 God, no. 1698 00:58:48,924 --> 00:58:50,326 I mean, (scoffs) Ray was supposed to do it. 1699 00:58:50,359 --> 00:58:51,928 I can't fucking do it. 1700 00:58:51,961 --> 00:58:53,563 Their schools start half an hour apart 1701 00:58:53,596 --> 00:58:55,097 on the other side of town. 1702 00:58:55,130 --> 00:58:56,599 (Gina sighs) 1703 00:58:59,268 --> 00:59:02,972 So, your mom is banging my ex? 1704 00:59:03,005 --> 00:59:05,107 Yeah, I'm not thrilled about it, either. 1705 00:59:05,140 --> 00:59:07,777 Yeah, well, you shouldn't be. 1706 00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:09,946 -(sighs) -Harold. Kelly. 1707 00:59:09,979 --> 00:59:11,681 Come here. Come here. 1708 00:59:11,714 --> 00:59:14,283 There's something, something kind of fun. 1709 00:59:14,316 --> 00:59:15,918 Come here. Come here. 1710 00:59:15,951 --> 00:59:17,920 -Oh, hey, man. -(clears throat) 1711 00:59:17,953 --> 00:59:20,890 So, this is Harold, and this is Kelly. 1712 00:59:20,923 --> 00:59:23,159 And, uh, this is... 1713 00:59:24,226 --> 00:59:26,062 Scott. 1714 00:59:26,095 --> 00:59:28,230 Scott. He's gonna be taking care of you. 1715 00:59:28,263 --> 00:59:30,633 -Okay? It... -Nice to meet you, Scott. 1716 00:59:30,666 --> 00:59:32,635 Hi, Harold. It's nice to meet you. 1717 00:59:32,668 --> 00:59:34,604 For the very first time. 1718 00:59:34,637 --> 00:59:36,238 GINA: If he does anything weird, 1719 00:59:36,271 --> 00:59:37,773 you tell me. 1720 00:59:37,806 --> 00:59:40,810 Even if he tells you not to tell me, you tell me. 1721 00:59:40,843 --> 00:59:44,647 I'm pretty sure he's not weird, but I could be wrong. 1722 00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:45,748 'Kay? 1723 00:59:45,781 --> 00:59:46,916 -Love you. -Okay. 1724 00:59:46,949 --> 00:59:47,984 -Love you, Mom. -Seriously. 1725 00:59:48,017 --> 00:59:49,218 Love you, Mom. Bye. 1726 00:59:49,251 --> 00:59:50,620 Pay attention. 1727 00:59:50,653 --> 00:59:52,989 Got it. 1728 00:59:53,022 --> 00:59:54,824 GINA: Hold both their hands! 1729 00:59:58,127 --> 01:00:00,029 Thank you. 1730 01:00:01,296 --> 01:00:02,765 Look both ways. Look both ways! 1731 01:00:02,798 --> 01:00:04,834 (quietly): Tell her to stop. 1732 01:00:04,867 --> 01:00:07,336 God! 1733 01:00:07,369 --> 01:00:09,271 So, w-what do you like to do, Harold? 1734 01:00:09,304 --> 01:00:11,841 I like superheroes. 1735 01:00:11,874 --> 01:00:13,709 Well, so does everybody. 1736 01:00:13,742 --> 01:00:15,344 No, I make up my own. 1737 01:00:15,377 --> 01:00:17,179 Oh, yeah? What kind? 1738 01:00:17,212 --> 01:00:18,881 Ice Flash. 1739 01:00:18,914 --> 01:00:21,150 What does he do? 1740 01:00:21,183 --> 01:00:25,221 He freezes stuff and shoots ice at people. 1741 01:00:26,755 --> 01:00:28,290 Oh, well, that's not gonna work. 1742 01:00:28,323 --> 01:00:29,959 Why not? 1743 01:00:29,992 --> 01:00:31,861 I could just use a hair dryer and ruin him. 1744 01:00:31,894 --> 01:00:33,329 (stammers) Keep thinking, though. 1745 01:00:33,362 --> 01:00:35,331 What do you got? What do you like to do? 1746 01:00:35,364 --> 01:00:37,366 -I like to sing. -You do? 1747 01:00:37,399 --> 01:00:39,168 Could-could you sing for me? 1748 01:00:39,201 --> 01:00:40,836 Sure. 1749 01:00:40,869 --> 01:00:44,440 ♪ Oh, what a beautiful morning ♪ 1750 01:00:44,473 --> 01:00:45,841 Yes. 1751 01:00:45,874 --> 01:00:48,444 ♪ Oh, what a beautiful day ♪ 1752 01:00:48,477 --> 01:00:49,845 All right. 1753 01:00:49,878 --> 01:00:54,183 ♪ I've got a wonderful feeling ♪ 1754 01:00:54,216 --> 01:00:57,820 ♪ Everything's going my way. ♪ 1755 01:00:57,853 --> 01:00:59,321 That shit was dope. High five. 1756 01:00:59,354 --> 01:01:00,990 She's a good singer. 1757 01:01:01,023 --> 01:01:03,025 I don't agree with the sentiment of the song, 1758 01:01:03,058 --> 01:01:04,927 but it was really great. 1759 01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,897 Anyway, have a great day at school. 1760 01:01:07,930 --> 01:01:10,700 Uh... I hope it's not shitty, 1761 01:01:10,733 --> 01:01:13,436 and, um, yeah, give your, uh, sister a kiss goodbye. 1762 01:01:13,469 --> 01:01:15,772 -We don't do that. -Just do it. 1763 01:01:20,109 --> 01:01:22,111 -See? Wasn't that nice? -(school bell ringing) 1764 01:01:22,144 --> 01:01:23,913 Now, if she dies tomorrow, you'll remember that, 1765 01:01:23,946 --> 01:01:25,281 that you kissed her goodbye. 1766 01:01:25,314 --> 01:01:26,949 Have a good day at school. 1767 01:01:26,982 --> 01:01:29,785 -Later, man. -Pay attention. 1768 01:01:29,818 --> 01:01:32,021 -Why would I die? -I don't know. 1769 01:01:32,054 --> 01:01:33,389 You never know what's gonna happen. 1770 01:01:33,422 --> 01:01:35,058 Think you're immortal? 1771 01:01:38,293 --> 01:01:40,062 This. It's this one. 1772 01:01:40,095 --> 01:01:42,064 Okay. All right. 1773 01:01:42,097 --> 01:01:43,899 (kids chattering) 1774 01:01:43,932 --> 01:01:46,135 Well, have a good day, okay? 1775 01:01:46,168 --> 01:01:47,770 -KELLY: Okay. -I'll see you soon, I guess. 1776 01:01:47,803 --> 01:01:49,939 -Can-can I help you? -Oh, hi. 1777 01:01:49,972 --> 01:01:51,307 I'm-I'm Ray's friend. 1778 01:01:51,340 --> 01:01:53,376 I was just here to bring her here. 1779 01:01:55,110 --> 01:01:57,480 -You-you know Ray? -I know Ray a little bit. 1780 01:01:57,513 --> 01:02:00,082 He's kind of, like, banging my mom. (chuckles) 1781 01:02:00,115 --> 01:02:01,450 -(chuckles) -So, yeah, I'm just, you know, 1782 01:02:01,483 --> 01:02:02,485 just dropping her off. 1783 01:02:02,518 --> 01:02:04,487 Did you sign in at the office? 1784 01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:06,388 No. I didn't even know you had an office. 1785 01:02:06,421 --> 01:02:08,424 Okay, um... 1786 01:02:08,457 --> 01:02:10,159 Kelly? You okay? 1787 01:02:10,192 --> 01:02:11,794 Yeah. 1788 01:02:11,827 --> 01:02:12,962 -You sure? -Yeah. 1789 01:02:12,995 --> 01:02:14,363 You know you can tell me. 1790 01:02:14,396 --> 01:02:16,232 I'm okay. 1791 01:02:16,265 --> 01:02:17,833 Do you know him? 1792 01:02:17,866 --> 01:02:18,934 Yeah, kind of. 1793 01:02:18,967 --> 01:02:21,003 He's a new friend. 1794 01:02:21,036 --> 01:02:23,272 Okay. 1795 01:02:23,305 --> 01:02:25,141 Oh, I trained her in the car. She's not gonna break. 1796 01:02:25,174 --> 01:02:26,475 -(chuckles nervously) -I'm just kidding. 1797 01:02:26,508 --> 01:02:28,144 It's, uh... I'm not gonna hurt her. 1798 01:02:28,177 --> 01:02:30,112 Um, but have a great day. I just... 1799 01:02:30,145 --> 01:02:32,515 No, uh, actually, could you, uh, set up the paints? 1800 01:02:32,548 --> 01:02:34,150 -No. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1801 01:02:34,183 --> 01:02:35,317 -Uh, and just wash these brushes. -No. 1802 01:02:35,350 --> 01:02:36,786 -Thank you so much. -No. No. 1803 01:02:36,819 --> 01:02:38,487 -Thank you! -No. 1804 01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:40,523 (hard rock music playing) 1805 01:02:45,460 --> 01:02:46,763 (tattoo gun buzzing) 1806 01:02:57,039 --> 01:02:59,074 Did-did you happen to get a chance 1807 01:02:59,107 --> 01:03:01,443 -to take a look at the, uh... -Yeah, I looked at your book. 1808 01:03:01,476 --> 01:03:04,814 I mean, I drew like that, too, when I was 14. 1809 01:03:04,847 --> 01:03:07,183 From what I saw, you don't really have the basics, 1810 01:03:07,216 --> 01:03:09,118 so you got to figure that out. 1811 01:03:09,151 --> 01:03:10,553 Well, yeah, that's why I'm here. 1812 01:03:10,586 --> 01:03:13,088 I mean, I was hoping I can learn from you. 1813 01:03:13,121 --> 01:03:15,324 Right, well, um, you'd be my apprentice. 1814 01:03:15,357 --> 01:03:17,026 Uh, you'll be a slave to the shop. 1815 01:03:17,059 --> 01:03:19,528 -Hey, man. As long as I get to tattoo people, right? -No. 1816 01:03:19,561 --> 01:03:22,364 Never. Until I say. 1817 01:03:22,397 --> 01:03:24,834 Uh, you'll be sterilizing needles, washing my car, 1818 01:03:24,867 --> 01:03:26,035 taking the trash out. 1819 01:03:26,068 --> 01:03:27,536 I mean, you're basically our bitch. 1820 01:03:27,569 --> 01:03:29,338 So, how much will I be, like, making here? 1821 01:03:29,371 --> 01:03:31,307 -Dick. -Dick. 1822 01:03:31,340 --> 01:03:33,008 Okay, well... 1823 01:03:33,041 --> 01:03:35,211 It's a long line of people who want this job, man. 1824 01:03:35,244 --> 01:03:37,880 How do I, like, pay my rent? 1825 01:03:37,913 --> 01:03:41,951 (exhales sharply) That one right there is not my problem. 1826 01:03:41,984 --> 01:03:43,252 It's your first day, you're already complaining. 1827 01:03:43,285 --> 01:03:44,386 It's kind of weird, huh? 1828 01:03:44,419 --> 01:03:46,188 Yeah, let's not do this. 1829 01:03:46,221 --> 01:03:48,324 You should take a walk. 1830 01:03:48,357 --> 01:03:51,126 -Pussy. -All right. 1831 01:03:51,159 --> 01:03:52,928 Well, could I ask you a question? 1832 01:03:52,961 --> 01:03:54,363 If I did work here? 1833 01:03:54,396 --> 01:03:55,865 Why is he still here? 1834 01:03:55,898 --> 01:03:57,499 Let's say some idiot walks in, right? 1835 01:03:57,532 --> 01:03:59,501 And he wants to get a tattoo of a Confederate flag 1836 01:03:59,534 --> 01:04:01,103 wrapped around the Grim Reaper. 1837 01:04:01,136 --> 01:04:02,872 You could tell that guy to go fuck himself, right? 1838 01:04:02,905 --> 01:04:04,440 'Cause that's a ridiculous tattoo to ask for. 1839 01:04:04,473 --> 01:04:07,042 SHOP OWNER: It's not my place to judge people, man. 1840 01:04:07,075 --> 01:04:08,544 I don't do that. 1841 01:04:08,577 --> 01:04:10,980 Well, what if another guy walked in and he wanted to get 1842 01:04:11,013 --> 01:04:12,414 a tattoo of his dead friend James on his chest, right? 1843 01:04:12,447 --> 01:04:14,183 But you know James, and you don't want 1844 01:04:14,216 --> 01:04:16,185 to give him the tattoo, 'cause you know James 1845 01:04:16,218 --> 01:04:17,453 and he's an asshole and that the world's 1846 01:04:17,486 --> 01:04:18,888 better off without him. 1847 01:04:18,921 --> 01:04:20,055 -What do you do then? -You have a death wish? 1848 01:04:20,088 --> 01:04:21,156 No, I don't have a death wish. 1849 01:04:21,189 --> 01:04:23,092 But that lady on the motorcycle does. 1850 01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:24,560 She's not even wearing any underwear. 1851 01:04:24,593 --> 01:04:26,228 -She's gonna burn her pussy. -Do you want to do this? 1852 01:04:26,261 --> 01:04:27,529 You really want to fucking do this? 1853 01:04:27,562 --> 01:04:28,898 I don't want to do anything with you. 1854 01:04:28,931 --> 01:04:29,932 I just want to know who killed James. 1855 01:04:29,965 --> 01:04:30,900 Was it the Confederate flag man? 1856 01:04:30,933 --> 01:04:32,568 Was it the motorcycle lady? 1857 01:04:32,601 --> 01:04:35,638 I got to be honest, Kelsey, you look exactly like your picture. 1858 01:04:35,671 --> 01:04:38,274 You're kind of thicker, more robust. 1859 01:04:38,307 --> 01:04:39,975 (laughs): Oh, thank you. 1860 01:04:40,008 --> 01:04:41,243 -Yeah. -It's a compliment. 1861 01:04:41,276 --> 01:04:44,079 You look a little bit like Antonio Banderas, 1862 01:04:44,112 --> 01:04:45,381 if I squint really hard. 1863 01:04:45,414 --> 01:04:46,649 Oh, please squint all night long. 1864 01:04:46,682 --> 01:04:48,317 -(laughs) -That's great. 1865 01:04:48,350 --> 01:04:49,919 -Chelsea, you are-- I mean, Kelsey, I'm sorry. -(laughs) 1866 01:04:49,952 --> 01:04:51,053 -Th-That's all right. It's only... -Yeah, you know. 1867 01:04:51,086 --> 01:04:52,087 What's your name again? 1868 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:53,088 -I forgot already. -Um, it's Jake. 1869 01:04:53,121 --> 01:04:54,089 Sorry about that. 1870 01:04:54,122 --> 01:04:55,291 So, uh, w-what do you do? 1871 01:04:55,324 --> 01:04:57,126 KELSEY: Oh, I'm studying to work in the city. 1872 01:04:57,159 --> 01:04:58,060 -JAKE: Oh. -Um, I want to make 1873 01:04:58,094 --> 01:05:01,163 Staten Island, like, a great place again. 1874 01:05:01,196 --> 01:05:03,565 Staten Island's already cool. What are you talking about? 1875 01:05:03,598 --> 01:05:05,601 Yeah, it is. (chuckles) 1876 01:05:05,634 --> 01:05:07,236 -Yeah. Yeah, it is. -You're the first person here to say that. 1877 01:05:07,269 --> 01:05:08,704 JAKE: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 1878 01:05:08,737 --> 01:05:10,272 It's the best place on Earth. 1879 01:05:10,305 --> 01:05:11,707 Well, at least on the East Coast, I think. 1880 01:05:11,740 --> 01:05:12,975 Excuse me. 1881 01:05:14,009 --> 01:05:15,311 Oh, hey. 1882 01:05:15,344 --> 01:05:16,312 -Hey. -Hi. 1883 01:05:16,345 --> 01:05:18,147 -Hello. -Hey. 1884 01:05:20,048 --> 01:05:21,650 -Hey. -Hey. 1885 01:05:21,683 --> 01:05:24,586 Uh, would you guys like, uh, still or sparkling water? 1886 01:05:24,619 --> 01:05:27,489 Um, you pick. 1887 01:05:27,522 --> 01:05:29,024 Uh, I'm more of a sparkling guy, 1888 01:05:29,057 --> 01:05:30,159 -so sparkling. -Sparkling it is. 1889 01:05:30,192 --> 01:05:31,627 But I do like tequila, so if I could 1890 01:05:31,660 --> 01:05:33,495 get just a Patrón, you know, with a rock. 1891 01:05:33,528 --> 01:05:35,497 -That cool with you? -That's fine. Yeah, that's fine. 1892 01:05:35,530 --> 01:05:37,232 -Yeah? Cool. Yeah, I prefer a tequila. -Cool. 1893 01:05:37,265 --> 01:05:38,968 Tequila and rock. You guys want, like, warm bread or... 1894 01:05:39,001 --> 01:05:41,603 uh, olive oil? 1895 01:05:41,636 --> 01:05:43,305 JAKE: Warm bread. 1896 01:05:43,338 --> 01:05:45,240 Oh. 1897 01:05:45,273 --> 01:05:48,277 -Bro, did you scare off another customer? -(Scott sighs) 1898 01:05:48,310 --> 01:05:49,745 What's wrong with you? 1899 01:05:49,778 --> 01:05:51,647 I'm so sorry about that. 1900 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:54,149 He has, like, nepotism, you know? 1901 01:05:54,182 --> 01:05:55,484 Is that a disease? 1902 01:05:55,517 --> 01:05:57,653 Yeah, it's a bad one. 1903 01:05:57,686 --> 01:05:59,221 I brought that guy here to make you jealous. 1904 01:05:59,254 --> 01:06:00,322 You could give a fuck. 1905 01:06:00,355 --> 01:06:02,257 T-To make me jea... 1906 01:06:02,290 --> 01:06:04,226 -You don't seem jealous or upset at all. -I do care. 1907 01:06:04,259 --> 01:06:05,661 Of course I care. 1908 01:06:05,694 --> 01:06:07,062 I chose the hottest guy on Tinder. 1909 01:06:07,095 --> 01:06:08,464 Look at me. Look at me. 1910 01:06:08,497 --> 01:06:09,598 Look at my tits. 1911 01:06:09,631 --> 01:06:11,000 There is literally the Eiffel Tower-- 1912 01:06:11,033 --> 01:06:12,334 it's holding them up in here. 1913 01:06:12,367 --> 01:06:13,435 You look great. I'm... 1914 01:06:13,468 --> 01:06:14,703 Thank you. 1915 01:06:14,736 --> 01:06:16,005 Please don't cry here. Please. 1916 01:06:16,038 --> 01:06:17,573 You look awful. 1917 01:06:17,606 --> 01:06:19,408 What? What do you mean? What are you... 1918 01:06:19,441 --> 01:06:22,344 Your skin looks see-through and the circles around your eyes 1919 01:06:22,377 --> 01:06:24,580 are so dark you look like an anorexic panda. 1920 01:06:24,613 --> 01:06:26,548 I-- Well, I-I know. 1921 01:06:26,581 --> 01:06:28,350 -I know I do. -I don't know. 1922 01:06:28,383 --> 01:06:30,519 You always look sick and pale like you have a disease 1923 01:06:30,552 --> 01:06:32,654 but you don't know it yet, but you literally look like 1924 01:06:32,687 --> 01:06:34,356 if I touched you, you'd just turn to dust. 1925 01:06:34,389 --> 01:06:36,091 I'm sorry. I-I'm not doing very well. 1926 01:06:36,124 --> 01:06:38,060 -(sighs) -I-I'm not, you know-- I... 1927 01:06:38,093 --> 01:06:40,129 Well, what do I tell your date? 1928 01:06:40,162 --> 01:06:41,730 I don't know. Tell him to fuck off. 1929 01:06:41,763 --> 01:06:44,266 I met him ten minutes ago. He's a DJ. 1930 01:06:46,668 --> 01:06:49,105 (sighs) 1931 01:06:51,139 --> 01:06:53,675 HAROLD: Why do you not think ice is a good superpower? 1932 01:06:53,708 --> 01:06:56,311 It's amazing. I mean... 1933 01:06:56,344 --> 01:06:59,214 Ice Flash can do anything with his ice. 1934 01:06:59,247 --> 01:07:01,083 And it's indestructible 1935 01:07:01,116 --> 01:07:02,618 'cause it's superhero ice. 1936 01:07:02,651 --> 01:07:06,055 He can make giant shields that reflect anything. 1937 01:07:06,088 --> 01:07:09,525 He can make giant ice tanks, 1938 01:07:09,558 --> 01:07:12,361 giant ice planes and giant jets, 1939 01:07:12,394 --> 01:07:14,630 helicopters that shoot giant missiles. 1940 01:07:14,663 --> 01:07:17,599 I mean, think of all the possibilities. 1941 01:07:17,632 --> 01:07:19,601 SCOTT: That's actually kind of cool. 1942 01:07:19,634 --> 01:07:21,270 -HAROLD: Thanks. -You came up with that? 1943 01:07:21,303 --> 01:07:23,238 Yeah. 1944 01:07:23,271 --> 01:07:25,140 You're getting, like, really good at this. 1945 01:07:25,173 --> 01:07:26,375 Thanks. 1946 01:07:26,408 --> 01:07:28,310 What color is his shield? 1947 01:07:28,343 --> 01:07:30,679 It's, well, the color of ice. 1948 01:07:30,712 --> 01:07:32,614 Well, what's the color of ice? Is it, like, see-through? 1949 01:07:32,647 --> 01:07:35,417 Like, light blue ice or is it like...? 1950 01:07:35,450 --> 01:07:37,486 It's blue ice 'cause it's... 1951 01:07:37,519 --> 01:07:40,389 -it's, like, superhero ice, and it's cool. -Right. 1952 01:07:40,422 --> 01:07:42,391 OSCAR: You remember that kid Ronnie? 1953 01:07:42,424 --> 01:07:44,560 His uncle owns the pharmacy. 1954 01:07:44,593 --> 01:07:47,162 He gave me the key. We're gonna load up on oxys. 1955 01:07:47,195 --> 01:07:48,630 So, we're robbers now. That's our future. 1956 01:07:48,663 --> 01:07:51,200 Nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. We're gonna do this one time. 1957 01:07:51,233 --> 01:07:53,102 Get the money to seed our dreams. 1958 01:07:53,135 --> 01:07:54,636 Get that venture capital. 1959 01:07:54,669 --> 01:07:57,372 Open that tattoo restaurant you wanted. 1960 01:07:57,405 --> 01:07:59,274 It's not that big a deal. Jay-Z did it. 1961 01:07:59,307 --> 01:08:01,343 He sold crack to fund his rap career. 1962 01:08:01,376 --> 01:08:03,378 Aren't most of Jay-Z's friends, like, dead or in jail? 1963 01:08:03,411 --> 01:08:05,814 Yeah, but we're Jay-Z in this situation. 1964 01:08:05,847 --> 01:08:07,816 We're not Jay-Z's friends. 1965 01:08:07,849 --> 01:08:10,486 We can't all be Jay-Z. 1966 01:08:10,519 --> 01:08:12,821 There can't be four Jay-Zs. That doesn't make any sense. 1967 01:08:12,854 --> 01:08:14,189 You guys know I'd do anything for you, right? 1968 01:08:14,222 --> 01:08:15,056 OSCAR: Thank you. 1969 01:08:15,090 --> 01:08:16,792 -Appreciate you. -Just not this. I'm out. 1970 01:08:16,825 --> 01:08:18,193 OSCAR: What are you talking about? 1971 01:08:18,225 --> 01:08:19,861 -RICHIE: What? -This is crazy. 1972 01:08:19,895 --> 01:08:21,864 Hey, we need you, all right? You're the lookout. 1973 01:08:21,897 --> 01:08:23,665 Literally anybody can be the lookout. 1974 01:08:23,698 --> 01:08:25,400 -I don't need to be a part of this. -No, no, no, no, no, no. 1975 01:08:25,433 --> 01:08:27,202 We need you. You're our best friend. 1976 01:08:27,234 --> 01:08:28,536 -We trust you. -Wha-- 1977 01:08:28,569 --> 01:08:30,204 Well, best friends don't make other best friends 1978 01:08:30,238 --> 01:08:32,141 do stupid illegal shit. 1979 01:08:32,174 --> 01:08:34,143 You make me do stupid shit for you all the time. 1980 01:08:34,176 --> 01:08:35,677 -Like what? -Uh, I don't know. 1981 01:08:35,710 --> 01:08:37,146 What about the time when you thought 1982 01:08:37,179 --> 01:08:38,380 -you had testicular cancer? -Here we go. 1983 01:08:38,412 --> 01:08:39,747 -Knew this was gonna come up. -All right? 1984 01:08:39,781 --> 01:08:42,284 And then I drive over and you make me touch your nuts. 1985 01:08:42,317 --> 01:08:44,820 I would've done it for you, bro. 1986 01:08:44,853 --> 01:08:46,622 You're like, "Hey, yo, there's something wrong with my ass." 1987 01:08:46,654 --> 01:08:48,523 -I'd be like, "Yo, bend over." -Come on. 1988 01:08:48,557 --> 01:08:50,225 After everything we've done for you? 1989 01:08:50,258 --> 01:08:51,560 IGOR: What do you do for me? 1990 01:08:51,593 --> 01:08:53,162 I let you tattoo my whole body. 1991 01:08:53,194 --> 01:08:54,629 So what? You love my tattoos. 1992 01:08:54,662 --> 01:08:56,330 You use me as a human sketchbook. 1993 01:08:56,363 --> 01:08:58,232 I-I-I-I don't, really. 1994 01:08:58,265 --> 01:09:00,301 I don't. Not as much as I say I do. 1995 01:09:00,335 --> 01:09:02,338 I'm out of here. My bad. 1996 01:09:03,572 --> 01:09:04,773 You know what? 1997 01:09:04,805 --> 01:09:06,240 You're a real bitch! 1998 01:09:06,274 --> 01:09:07,743 -You're a bitch! -IGOR: Shh. 1999 01:09:07,776 --> 01:09:09,811 OSCAR: Yo, don't shush me. 2000 01:09:09,844 --> 01:09:11,547 -RAY: Oh. -MARGIE: My God, look how excited she is. 2001 01:09:11,580 --> 01:09:13,582 -RAY: I'm assuming that's her. -I started running too early! 2002 01:09:13,615 --> 01:09:15,184 -(laughs) -(squeals) 2003 01:09:15,216 --> 01:09:16,951 (Margie and Claire laughing) 2004 01:09:16,984 --> 01:09:19,353 Hey! Oh. 2005 01:09:19,386 --> 01:09:20,855 Oh, oh, oh, you're so skinny. 2006 01:09:20,889 --> 01:09:21,890 -Have you been eating? -Yeah. 2007 01:09:21,923 --> 01:09:23,358 -Hi. -Hey. 2008 01:09:23,390 --> 01:09:25,493 How are you? 2009 01:09:25,527 --> 01:09:26,762 This is Ray. 2010 01:09:26,795 --> 01:09:28,230 -Hey. How you doing? -CLAIRE: Oh. 2011 01:09:28,263 --> 01:09:29,431 -Nice to finally meet you. -Nice to meet you. 2012 01:09:29,464 --> 01:09:30,766 Yeah, I feel like I already know you. 2013 01:09:30,799 --> 01:09:32,267 Your mom talks about you all the time. 2014 01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:34,369 -Oh, God. (laughs) -Oh. 2015 01:09:34,402 --> 01:09:36,438 No, only good stuff, only good stuff. 2016 01:09:36,470 --> 01:09:38,873 Should we go eat? I am so sick of eating off a tray. 2017 01:09:38,907 --> 01:09:40,509 -You hungry? -Yeah, I could eat. 2018 01:09:40,542 --> 01:09:42,578 -Could always eat. -Uh-huh. 2019 01:09:42,611 --> 01:09:43,779 RAY: Beautiful school. 2020 01:09:43,812 --> 01:09:45,914 "Yeah, I could eat. I could always eat." 2021 01:09:45,947 --> 01:09:47,416 Fucking asshole. 2022 01:09:47,448 --> 01:09:49,417 RAY: Look at those two angels, huh? 2023 01:09:49,451 --> 01:09:50,619 -SCOTT: Yeah, I know them. -Yeah. -(women exclaiming) 2024 01:09:50,652 --> 01:09:52,788 -Mm-hmm. -You walk them to school, don't you? -(chuckles) 2025 01:09:52,821 --> 01:09:54,389 -Yeah, I know who they are. -CLAIRE: Oh, my God. 2026 01:09:54,422 --> 01:09:56,925 -She's so cute. -Look. Look at those curls. 2027 01:09:56,958 --> 01:09:58,594 We took them to see Stomp Off-Broadway. 2028 01:09:58,627 --> 01:09:59,895 -They went crazy! -JOANNE: Oh, my God. 2029 01:09:59,928 --> 01:10:01,430 I love Stomp. 2030 01:10:01,463 --> 01:10:02,965 What's Stomp? What is that? 2031 01:10:02,998 --> 01:10:04,333 It's the greatest musical of all time. 2032 01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:05,601 JOANNE: Yeah, it's, like, that show where 2033 01:10:05,634 --> 01:10:07,236 people play the drums on, like, garbage cans 2034 01:10:07,269 --> 01:10:09,304 and, like, tap with broomsticks. 2035 01:10:09,337 --> 01:10:10,639 -Stuff around the house. -Yeah. 2036 01:10:10,672 --> 01:10:11,907 -(drums on table) -Like, you just see a toaster, 2037 01:10:11,940 --> 01:10:13,575 we make an English muffin. 2038 01:10:13,608 --> 01:10:16,245 -They-they see a whole song. It's incredible. -(laughter) 2039 01:10:16,278 --> 01:10:17,980 I know a homeless guy that plays trash can lids 2040 01:10:18,013 --> 01:10:19,982 on the subway, for a dollar. 2041 01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:22,818 And then he took a shit on the platform. 2042 01:10:22,851 --> 01:10:24,920 Oh. Well, you know. 2043 01:10:24,953 --> 01:10:27,589 I don't know if he's gonna get a Tony for that, but... 2044 01:10:27,622 --> 01:10:29,658 Maybe if they keep practicing and get an adult diaper, 2045 01:10:29,691 --> 01:10:32,261 they can, uh, get to Broadway someday. 2046 01:10:32,294 --> 01:10:34,296 (laughter) 2047 01:10:34,329 --> 01:10:35,430 -JOANNE: Yeah. -(Margie chuckles) 2048 01:10:35,463 --> 01:10:37,499 So, are you guys really serious? 2049 01:10:37,532 --> 01:10:38,834 Uh-oh. 2050 01:10:40,502 --> 01:10:41,970 -(Claire chuckles) -Well, actually, 2051 01:10:42,003 --> 01:10:46,775 I'm going up to Boston to meet his parents at Thanksgiving. 2052 01:10:46,808 --> 01:10:49,278 -Oh. -SCOTT: What? You're going to Boston to-- 2053 01:10:49,311 --> 01:10:50,979 for Thanksgiving? To wha-- 2054 01:10:51,012 --> 01:10:52,113 Well, where-where am I gonna go? 2055 01:10:52,147 --> 01:10:53,982 -Ah, you'll come. You can come. -CLAIRE: Yeah, me, too. 2056 01:10:54,015 --> 01:10:55,851 -We can all go. -Yeah, we'd love to have you up there. -Oh. 2057 01:10:55,884 --> 01:10:57,786 You think you're gonna get married again? (chuckles) 2058 01:10:57,819 --> 01:10:59,821 Oh, boy, look what I got us into. 2059 01:10:59,854 --> 01:11:01,556 -Claire. -(Claire chuckles) 2060 01:11:01,589 --> 01:11:02,691 RAY: Well, you know what? I'll... 2061 01:11:02,724 --> 01:11:04,860 I'll, uh, I'll answer that, you know? 2062 01:11:04,893 --> 01:11:06,895 A couple of months ago, I would've said no, but... 2063 01:11:06,928 --> 01:11:09,031 Uh, can we go? 2064 01:11:09,064 --> 01:11:09,831 MARGIE: Scott. 2065 01:11:09,864 --> 01:11:11,033 Don't be rude. 2066 01:11:11,066 --> 01:11:12,067 Me? I'm not being rude. 2067 01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:13,702 He's talking the entire time. 2068 01:11:13,735 --> 01:11:14,836 Wha-- He's the one being rude. 2069 01:11:14,869 --> 01:11:16,071 RAY: Was just making conversation. 2070 01:11:16,104 --> 01:11:17,773 MARGIE: Okay, so what did you want to say? 2071 01:11:17,806 --> 01:11:19,641 -Cut this shit. -Tell us now. -SCOTT: All I wanted to say 2072 01:11:19,674 --> 01:11:21,043 was I think it's time to go, okay? 2073 01:11:21,076 --> 01:11:22,678 I had a great time. This is wonderful. 2074 01:11:22,711 --> 01:11:23,879 I think we all bonded. 2075 01:11:23,912 --> 01:11:26,315 It's time to leave now, all right? 2076 01:11:26,348 --> 01:11:27,783 Well, we're going to a party later, 2077 01:11:27,816 --> 01:11:29,351 if you want to come with us. 2078 01:11:29,384 --> 01:11:30,952 You just can't embarrass me. 2079 01:11:30,985 --> 01:11:32,388 Sure, whatever. Let's just get the fuck out of here. 2080 01:11:35,056 --> 01:11:37,059 He's in a good mood. 2081 01:11:37,092 --> 01:11:40,062 Try doing it your entire life. 2082 01:11:40,095 --> 01:11:41,496 ("Uproar" by Lil Wayne featuring Swizz Beatz playing) 2083 01:11:41,529 --> 01:11:42,864 -We're gonna have a good night. -Oh, yeah. 2084 01:11:42,897 --> 01:11:44,733 No, we're not. I hate college parties. 2085 01:11:44,766 --> 01:11:46,568 You've never been to a college party. 2086 01:11:46,601 --> 01:11:48,337 Come on, just enjoy it. 2087 01:11:48,370 --> 01:11:50,872 -Relax. Go with it, okay? -Yes, relax. 2088 01:11:50,905 --> 01:11:53,575 ♪ Five, four, three, two, I let one go, bow ♪ 2089 01:11:53,608 --> 01:11:55,677 ♪ Get the fuck, though, I don't bluff, bro ♪ 2090 01:11:55,710 --> 01:11:57,913 ♪ Aiming at your head like a buffalo ♪ 2091 01:11:57,946 --> 01:12:01,016 ♪ What the fuck, though? Where the love go... ♪ 2092 01:12:01,049 --> 01:12:02,417 What's your major? 2093 01:12:02,450 --> 01:12:05,354 It's, uh, uh, evolutionary sociology 2094 01:12:05,387 --> 01:12:07,889 with-with a splash of bio. 2095 01:12:07,922 --> 01:12:10,092 Oh. I-I didn't know you could do that. 2096 01:12:10,125 --> 01:12:12,561 Yeah, you can do whatever the fuck you want. It's college. 2097 01:12:12,594 --> 01:12:14,696 ♪ I don't huff, though, yellow diamonds up close ♪ 2098 01:12:14,729 --> 01:12:15,997 ♪ Catch a sunstroke ♪ 2099 01:12:16,030 --> 01:12:19,000 ♪ At your front door with a gun stowed ♪ 2100 01:12:19,033 --> 01:12:20,902 ♪ Put the green in the bag like a lawn mower ♪ 2101 01:12:20,935 --> 01:12:22,871 ♪ Hair trigger pulled back like a cornrow ♪ 2102 01:12:22,904 --> 01:12:25,374 ♪ What the fuck, bro? Where the love go? ♪ 2103 01:12:25,407 --> 01:12:27,109 I like your tattoos. 2104 01:12:27,142 --> 01:12:28,810 I'm an actress, so, like, I don't think 2105 01:12:28,843 --> 01:12:30,078 I can get that many tattoos, because, like, 2106 01:12:30,111 --> 01:12:32,647 what if I get cast as, like, an angelic role? 2107 01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:35,083 Like, I'm kind of, like, a young Winona Ryder. 2108 01:12:35,116 --> 01:12:37,853 So, like, I could play those parts, and, like, also, like, 2109 01:12:37,886 --> 01:12:39,588 back when Shakespeare was writing plays, like... 2110 01:12:39,621 --> 01:12:40,722 ♪ Five, four, three, two, I let one go ♪ 2111 01:12:40,756 --> 01:12:43,658 ♪ Bow, get the fuck, though, I don't bluff, bro ♪ 2112 01:12:43,691 --> 01:12:45,627 ♪ Aiming at your head like a buffalo ♪ 2113 01:12:45,660 --> 01:12:47,463 -What do you think? -What is that? 2114 01:12:48,797 --> 01:12:50,165 It's a butthole. 2115 01:12:50,198 --> 01:12:51,900 -Get it? -Oh, my God. 2116 01:12:51,933 --> 01:12:54,469 ♪ What the fuck, though? Where the love go? ♪ 2117 01:12:54,502 --> 01:12:55,904 ♪ Oh! ♪ 2118 01:12:55,937 --> 01:12:57,839 -Uh-huh. -So, we're talking about how the one percent 2119 01:12:57,872 --> 01:12:59,908 keeps, like, getting bigger and bigger and bigger, 2120 01:12:59,941 --> 01:13:02,978 and the wealth inequality is just out of control, 2121 01:13:03,011 --> 01:13:06,848 and we can't continue with capitalism this way. 2122 01:13:06,881 --> 01:13:09,050 Yeah, I'm s-- I'm sick of the rat race. 2123 01:13:09,083 --> 01:13:11,052 Yeah, no, exactly. 2124 01:13:11,085 --> 01:13:12,821 Like, what happened to the American dream? 2125 01:13:12,854 --> 01:13:15,690 I know. It's like an American nightmare now. 2126 01:13:15,723 --> 01:13:17,426 -(laughs): Oh, my-- Yeah, exa... -Right? 2127 01:13:17,459 --> 01:13:20,796 ♪ What the fuck, though? Where the love go? ♪ 2128 01:13:20,829 --> 01:13:22,731 ♪ Five, four, three, two, I let one go, bow ♪ 2129 01:13:22,764 --> 01:13:24,566 -Bring it-- Oh, shit! -Oh! Oh, shit! 2130 01:13:24,599 --> 01:13:25,834 Oh, shit! 2131 01:13:25,867 --> 01:13:28,470 (shouting frantically) 2132 01:13:28,503 --> 01:13:29,738 That was fucking fun. 2133 01:13:29,771 --> 01:13:31,506 (laughs): I know. It was so fun. 2134 01:13:31,539 --> 01:13:33,108 Yeah, like, I feel like, 2135 01:13:33,141 --> 01:13:35,477 I feel like I kind of fit in for once, you know? 2136 01:13:35,510 --> 01:13:37,145 And not everybody hated me for the first time. 2137 01:13:37,178 --> 01:13:38,980 You should come here. 2138 01:13:39,013 --> 01:13:41,183 Yeah? You think I can get into a place like this? 2139 01:13:41,216 --> 01:13:43,018 I mean, you'd need a good GPA. 2140 01:13:43,051 --> 01:13:44,719 Yeah, well, I don't have a good one of those. 2141 01:13:44,752 --> 01:13:45,920 I-I didn't even graduate high school. 2142 01:13:45,953 --> 01:13:47,622 Don't you have to graduate high school to go to college? 2143 01:13:47,655 --> 01:13:49,458 Yeah, but it's not, like, too late to do that. 2144 01:13:49,491 --> 01:13:51,960 All right, even so, you know, I-I'm a little too old. 2145 01:13:51,993 --> 01:13:53,595 I'd look like a narc, you know? 2146 01:13:53,628 --> 01:13:55,096 I would look creepy in the corner. 2147 01:13:55,129 --> 01:13:57,466 -Everybody'd be like, "What's that guy doing here?" -(scoffs) 2148 01:13:57,499 --> 01:13:59,701 Everybody here is so old. 2149 01:13:59,734 --> 01:14:01,136 All right, well, I'm fucking stupid, Claire, okay? 2150 01:14:01,169 --> 01:14:02,804 Is that what you want me to say? 2151 01:14:02,837 --> 01:14:04,940 I can't pay attention. I can't sit still, okay? 2152 01:14:04,973 --> 01:14:06,741 I'm stupid. I'm a dumb idiot. 2153 01:14:06,774 --> 01:14:08,877 I would have to work ten times harder than those people. 2154 01:14:08,910 --> 01:14:10,145 And everybody would fucking make fun of me, 2155 01:14:10,178 --> 01:14:12,814 and I'm not ready to deal with that again, all right? So, no. 2156 01:14:12,847 --> 01:14:13,815 So, that's it? 2157 01:14:13,848 --> 01:14:16,051 Huh? 2158 01:14:16,084 --> 01:14:17,486 That's how long you're gonna think about 2159 01:14:17,519 --> 01:14:18,887 going to college for? 2160 01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:20,689 I mean, that was, like, a 40-second walk. 2161 01:14:20,722 --> 01:14:21,923 Uh, that's a lot of consideration, don't you think? 2162 01:14:21,956 --> 01:14:23,725 Okay. 2163 01:14:23,758 --> 01:14:26,027 -It's your journey. -Indeed. 2164 01:14:26,060 --> 01:14:28,663 Now, let's get down to brass tacks, all right? 2165 01:14:28,696 --> 01:14:29,898 W-What are we gonna do about Ray? 2166 01:14:29,931 --> 01:14:31,800 -What do you mean? -Don't act stupid. 2167 01:14:31,833 --> 01:14:35,070 I mean, h-how are we gonna, you know, 2168 01:14:35,103 --> 01:14:36,738 get Mom to break up with him? 2169 01:14:36,771 --> 01:14:38,573 I think he seems fine. 2170 01:14:38,606 --> 01:14:40,709 -You think he's fine? -What do you want? 2171 01:14:40,742 --> 01:14:42,878 It's Mom's choice to make. We don't need to get involved. 2172 01:14:42,911 --> 01:14:44,746 Yeah, I know, but we should still protect her. 2173 01:14:44,779 --> 01:14:45,947 She can't just be with 2174 01:14:45,980 --> 01:14:47,883 the first guy she's been with since Dad. 2175 01:14:47,916 --> 01:14:49,618 She got to, like, peruse some dick. 2176 01:14:50,718 --> 01:14:54,789 Mom doesn't need to peruse dick. 2177 01:14:54,822 --> 01:14:56,858 -You know she needs to. -I think she seems happy. 2178 01:14:56,891 --> 01:14:59,160 You want her to have sex with a ton of people? 2179 01:14:59,193 --> 01:15:01,596 No, but, yeah, kind of. 2180 01:15:01,629 --> 01:15:03,064 -I mean... -That's gross. 2181 01:15:03,097 --> 01:15:05,600 Well, if you knew something was bad before it even started, 2182 01:15:05,633 --> 01:15:07,702 wouldn't you stop it if you had the chance? 2183 01:15:07,735 --> 01:15:09,905 It's like that whole baby Hitler thing, you know? 2184 01:15:09,938 --> 01:15:12,140 If you had the chance to kill baby Hitler before it grew up, 2185 01:15:12,173 --> 01:15:13,842 wouldn't you do it? 2186 01:15:13,875 --> 01:15:15,176 Wouldn't you strangle it until its eyes popped out? 2187 01:15:15,209 --> 01:15:17,178 So, Ray's baby Hitler? 2188 01:15:17,211 --> 01:15:19,080 Yeah. In this situation, he is, yeah. 2189 01:15:19,113 --> 01:15:20,549 He's baby Hitler. 2190 01:15:20,582 --> 01:15:22,784 So, do you want to help me kill baby Hitler? 2191 01:15:22,817 --> 01:15:25,587 Okay, you're right, Scott. You're right. 2192 01:15:25,620 --> 01:15:27,923 -I'll see you tomorrow. -Claire! 2193 01:15:27,956 --> 01:15:29,558 Claire! 2194 01:15:33,695 --> 01:15:36,665 (music playing faintly over headphones) 2195 01:15:36,698 --> 01:15:37,766 Tell you, Claire really seems like 2196 01:15:37,799 --> 01:15:40,068 she's enjoying school, you know? 2197 01:15:40,101 --> 01:15:41,570 Yeah. 2198 01:15:41,603 --> 01:15:44,739 She's just blossoming. 2199 01:15:44,772 --> 01:15:46,308 Yeah. 2200 01:15:46,341 --> 01:15:48,577 Girl just seems like she could take on the world. 2201 01:15:48,610 --> 01:15:50,045 -(chuckles) -I'll tell you, 2202 01:15:50,078 --> 01:15:52,948 whatever you did with her, you did it right. 2203 01:15:52,981 --> 01:15:54,783 Dump some of that on Scott, you know? 2204 01:15:58,186 --> 01:16:01,790 What do you think about his tattoo restaurant idea? 2205 01:16:01,823 --> 01:16:04,092 I think it's terrible. 2206 01:16:04,125 --> 01:16:06,227 Getting a tattoo is like, uh-- it's a medical procedure. 2207 01:16:06,260 --> 01:16:07,929 You don't want to go to the hospital 2208 01:16:07,962 --> 01:16:10,265 and order supper, you know? 2209 01:16:10,298 --> 01:16:14,903 I just love that he has big dreams, but he's just so lost. 2210 01:16:14,936 --> 01:16:16,938 I mean, no matter how much I try 2211 01:16:16,971 --> 01:16:19,140 to fill him with good energy, he just... 2212 01:16:19,173 --> 01:16:21,643 he's got no self-esteem. 2213 01:16:21,676 --> 01:16:24,946 He's really going nowhere. 2214 01:16:24,979 --> 01:16:26,948 RAY: Don't be so hard on yourself. 2215 01:16:26,981 --> 01:16:28,650 Scientists have been doing studies. 2216 01:16:28,683 --> 01:16:30,685 They say a lot of this stuff is genetic. 2217 01:16:30,718 --> 01:16:32,621 You know, you inherit it from your grandparents. 2218 01:16:32,654 --> 01:16:34,022 So blame them. 2219 01:16:34,055 --> 01:16:35,857 ♪ ♪ 2220 01:16:41,062 --> 01:16:42,097 ♪ When ♪ 2221 01:16:46,267 --> 01:16:48,036 ♪ When ♪ 2222 01:16:48,069 --> 01:16:49,705 OSCAR: Let's go. 2223 01:16:51,739 --> 01:16:52,941 ♪ When... ♪ 2224 01:16:52,974 --> 01:16:55,010 RICHIE: Right. If anybody sees us 2225 01:16:55,043 --> 01:16:58,813 or you hear sirens or anything bad, you text me, "You up?" 2226 01:16:58,846 --> 01:17:00,215 Could I just text you something else? 2227 01:17:00,248 --> 01:17:02,651 That sounds like I'm trying to bang you, kind of. 2228 01:17:02,684 --> 01:17:04,319 -Just do it. -Fine. 2229 01:17:04,352 --> 01:17:06,655 -Fine. -Let's go. 2230 01:17:06,688 --> 01:17:08,023 -Let's roll. -Hold on. 2231 01:17:08,056 --> 01:17:09,724 All right, let's go. 2232 01:17:09,757 --> 01:17:10,825 SCOTT: Good luck, homey. 2233 01:17:10,858 --> 01:17:12,294 Love you, Scott. 2234 01:17:17,298 --> 01:17:19,434 SCOTT: Oh, shit. 2235 01:17:19,467 --> 01:17:21,870 This is real. 2236 01:17:21,903 --> 01:17:24,105 (alarm beeping steadily) 2237 01:17:24,138 --> 01:17:25,340 ♪ When ♪ 2238 01:17:27,775 --> 01:17:29,344 (keypad beeping) 2239 01:17:29,377 --> 01:17:30,879 (alarm beeps, steady beeping stops) 2240 01:17:42,056 --> 01:17:42,924 Yes! All right. 2241 01:17:47,428 --> 01:17:49,231 (video game sound effects playing quietly) 2242 01:17:56,104 --> 01:17:57,339 You're dead. 2243 01:18:00,808 --> 01:18:02,177 MAN: What's going on?! 2244 01:18:02,210 --> 01:18:03,411 RICHIE: What the fuck? 2245 01:18:03,444 --> 01:18:05,013 -Who are you?! -You're not supposed to be here. 2246 01:18:05,046 --> 01:18:06,481 What are you talking about?! It's my store! 2247 01:18:06,514 --> 01:18:07,882 WOMAN: Who are you talking to? 2248 01:18:07,915 --> 01:18:09,951 -Who is that?! -Go back inside. 2249 01:18:09,984 --> 01:18:11,753 -Go back inside! -What? Don't tell me to go back inside! 2250 01:18:11,786 --> 01:18:12,754 MAN: I'm handling this! 2251 01:18:12,787 --> 01:18:15,423 SCOTT: Yes. No. Yes. 2252 01:18:15,456 --> 01:18:17,792 No. Yes. Yes. No. 2253 01:18:17,825 --> 01:18:19,094 Get the fuck out of my store! 2254 01:18:19,127 --> 01:18:20,428 -I just don't want to hurt you, okay? -Get out! 2255 01:18:20,461 --> 01:18:21,830 -I just... -You're not doing this again, okay?! 2256 01:18:21,863 --> 01:18:23,398 -This is the third time! -Enough of you guys! 2257 01:18:23,431 --> 01:18:24,899 -Third time this year! -RICHIE: Shit! Shit! 2258 01:18:24,932 --> 01:18:26,468 -WOMAN: Get out! -What the hell? 2259 01:18:26,501 --> 01:18:29,003 -Get off me! -MAN: Not today! 2260 01:18:29,036 --> 01:18:31,807 Not today! Today is Alan Moskowitz's day! 2261 01:18:34,842 --> 01:18:37,746 SCOTT: Well, who's the pretty lady? 2262 01:18:37,779 --> 01:18:40,281 Hello, Angelina Jolie. 2263 01:18:40,314 --> 01:18:41,249 (chuckles) 2264 01:18:42,316 --> 01:18:43,852 (door rattling) 2265 01:18:43,885 --> 01:18:45,253 -Yo, it's locked! -Where are the keys? 2266 01:18:45,286 --> 01:18:46,755 We left the keys on the counter. 2267 01:18:46,788 --> 01:18:48,256 Why'd you lock the door? 2268 01:18:48,289 --> 01:18:50,492 Because I didn't want anybody to come in, man. 2269 01:18:50,525 --> 01:18:52,360 MAN: You're not gonna do this to me again! 2270 01:18:52,393 --> 01:18:54,095 Not in my store! 2271 01:18:54,128 --> 01:18:55,396 -We've never been here before! -Shit! 2272 01:18:55,429 --> 01:18:56,965 (gasping) 2273 01:18:56,998 --> 01:18:58,399 I'm standing my ground! 2274 01:18:58,432 --> 01:19:00,001 -(gunshot) -(panicked shout) 2275 01:19:03,805 --> 01:19:04,906 Fuck. 2276 01:19:04,939 --> 01:19:07,142 Shit! 2277 01:19:07,175 --> 01:19:08,977 (groans) 2278 01:19:09,010 --> 01:19:11,279 -"You up? You up? You up?" -(text messages swooshing) 2279 01:19:11,312 --> 01:19:12,781 -What's happening? -Be quiet. Be quiet. 2280 01:19:12,814 --> 01:19:13,849 -Be quiet. Be quiet. -(phone chimes) 2281 01:19:14,882 --> 01:19:18,019 (phone chimes twice) 2282 01:19:18,052 --> 01:19:19,254 "Want to fuck? Want to fuck? Want to fuck? Want to fuck?" 2283 01:19:19,287 --> 01:19:21,222 (grunting): "Do you want to fuck? 2284 01:19:21,255 --> 01:19:23,024 Do you want to fuck? Do you want to fuck?" 2285 01:19:23,057 --> 01:19:25,794 (phone chiming repeatedly) 2286 01:19:25,827 --> 01:19:26,861 (panicked shout) 2287 01:19:26,894 --> 01:19:27,996 Okay, right, Igor. 2288 01:19:28,029 --> 01:19:29,397 -Answer the phone, Igor. -(line ringing) 2289 01:19:29,430 --> 01:19:30,498 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 2290 01:19:30,531 --> 01:19:32,167 (panting) 2291 01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:33,902 (ringtone playing The Office theme song) 2292 01:19:33,935 --> 01:19:35,303 (whispering): No. No. No. No. No. 2293 01:19:35,336 --> 01:19:36,504 Scott. 2294 01:19:36,537 --> 01:19:38,440 (ringtone continues) 2295 01:19:40,474 --> 01:19:42,110 (screams) 2296 01:19:42,143 --> 01:19:43,545 (ringtone playing "Push It" by Salt-N-Pepa) 2297 01:19:43,578 --> 01:19:45,046 OSCAR: Shut off your ringers! 2298 01:19:45,079 --> 01:19:46,882 -Goddamn it. -(ringtone continues) 2299 01:19:50,117 --> 01:19:53,221 -(line beeps) -Hey, Oscar, it's, uh, Scott. 2300 01:19:53,254 --> 01:19:56,324 I was just, uh, wondering if, uh, you know, 2301 01:19:56,357 --> 01:19:58,059 you're almost done with that thing. 2302 01:19:58,092 --> 01:19:59,528 We need those keys. 2303 01:20:05,399 --> 01:20:06,401 (panicked shouts) 2304 01:20:10,338 --> 01:20:12,340 ♪ ♪ 2305 01:20:15,076 --> 01:20:16,311 Fuck that! 2306 01:20:16,344 --> 01:20:18,346 Holy shit! 2307 01:20:20,114 --> 01:20:21,916 (grunting) 2308 01:20:21,949 --> 01:20:23,351 Come on, Igor! Come on! Come on! 2309 01:20:23,384 --> 01:20:26,421 (sirens wailing) 2310 01:20:27,922 --> 01:20:29,357 Um, the robbers are inside! 2311 01:20:29,390 --> 01:20:30,992 Hands in the air! 2312 01:20:31,025 --> 01:20:32,194 The lady inside's got a gun. 2313 01:20:33,461 --> 01:20:34,529 OFFICER: Get down on the ground! 2314 01:20:34,562 --> 01:20:35,997 OFFICER 2: Do not move! 2315 01:20:36,030 --> 01:20:38,900 (siren approaching) 2316 01:20:38,933 --> 01:20:40,902 Why would you rob a pharmacy? 2317 01:20:40,935 --> 01:20:42,203 SCOTT: I wasn't robbing a pharmacy, okay? 2318 01:20:42,236 --> 01:20:44,272 I was the lookout, for your information. 2319 01:20:44,305 --> 01:20:45,907 The lookout is also committing a crime. 2320 01:20:45,940 --> 01:20:47,208 Are you fucking crazy? 2321 01:20:47,241 --> 01:20:48,576 Look, it's all Ray's fault, okay? 2322 01:20:48,609 --> 01:20:50,278 He's trying to kick me out. 2323 01:20:50,311 --> 01:20:52,213 So I panicked and made a bad decision, okay? 2324 01:20:52,246 --> 01:20:53,281 I'm only human! 2325 01:20:53,314 --> 01:20:55,116 A bad decision? That's a felony. 2326 01:20:55,149 --> 01:20:56,517 Yeah, so? 2327 01:20:56,550 --> 01:20:58,953 I didn't even, I didn't even go inside, all right? 2328 01:20:58,986 --> 01:21:00,421 Uh, it's not-- (stutters) I'm untouchable. 2329 01:21:00,454 --> 01:21:02,090 I didn't do anything, all right? 2330 01:21:02,123 --> 01:21:03,258 Uh, i-it's Ray, okay? 2331 01:21:03,291 --> 01:21:04,993 He-- I-I know he's up to something. 2332 01:21:05,026 --> 01:21:07,195 -He's trying to erase Dad. -Can you just let Mom be happy? 2333 01:21:07,228 --> 01:21:08,663 She is happy. 2334 01:21:08,696 --> 01:21:10,598 Well, she will be, you know, once I get rid of that guy. 2335 01:21:10,631 --> 01:21:13,067 He's hiding shit, okay? He's hiding shit. 2336 01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:14,235 He's a weasel. I-I'm onto him. 2337 01:21:14,268 --> 01:21:15,970 This is why I didn't want to leave, 2338 01:21:16,003 --> 01:21:17,906 'cause now all your crazy's focused on Mom. 2339 01:21:17,939 --> 01:21:19,407 I'm not doing anything crazy, okay? 2340 01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:21,242 Doing nothing would be crazy. I'm doing something, okay? 2341 01:21:21,275 --> 01:21:22,543 I'm taking action! 2342 01:21:22,576 --> 01:21:25,046 Leave Mom alone. Stop acting like you. 2343 01:21:25,079 --> 01:21:26,247 What's that mean?! 2344 01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:28,082 You ruined my Halloween party. 2345 01:21:28,115 --> 01:21:29,284 You know, you know what? You know what? 2346 01:21:29,317 --> 01:21:31,552 Go enjoy your party. I-I got this. 2347 01:21:31,585 --> 01:21:34,422 You don't got this. Don't do anything. 2348 01:21:34,455 --> 01:21:35,556 I got this. 2349 01:21:35,589 --> 01:21:37,091 Don't do anything! 2350 01:21:37,124 --> 01:21:38,927 ♪ ♪ 2351 01:21:55,009 --> 01:21:56,544 Hey, Scott. What's up? 2352 01:21:56,577 --> 01:21:59,314 -Oh, hi. -Hi. 2353 01:21:59,347 --> 01:22:01,516 I, uh... I just came by to say hi to the kids. 2354 01:22:01,549 --> 01:22:02,450 Are-are they around? 2355 01:22:02,483 --> 01:22:03,618 Oh. 2356 01:22:03,651 --> 01:22:05,186 Well, they're not here. 2357 01:22:05,219 --> 01:22:07,188 They went to their grandma's. 2358 01:22:07,221 --> 01:22:08,656 Oh. 2359 01:22:08,689 --> 01:22:11,159 Well, what do you got going on over there? 2360 01:22:11,192 --> 01:22:12,961 I'm trying to open this bottle of wine, 2361 01:22:12,994 --> 01:22:14,963 but I think I mangled the cork. 2362 01:22:14,996 --> 01:22:16,364 (grunts) 2363 01:22:16,397 --> 01:22:18,199 Oh, well, I could help. You want me to help? 2364 01:22:18,232 --> 01:22:19,968 Yes. Yes. 2365 01:22:20,001 --> 01:22:21,169 Please. 2366 01:22:22,203 --> 01:22:25,039 -Yeah! -Yes. 2367 01:22:25,072 --> 01:22:27,342 So, uh, do you have a friend coming over or something? 2368 01:22:27,375 --> 01:22:29,544 Oh, no. (chuckles) 2369 01:22:29,577 --> 01:22:32,380 No, I just need some mommy time. 2370 01:22:32,413 --> 01:22:36,184 Sometimes, mommies need to drink when the kids are away. 2371 01:22:36,217 --> 01:22:37,552 Oh, well, could I hang? 2372 01:22:37,585 --> 01:22:39,520 I-I could use some mommy time. 2373 01:22:39,553 --> 01:22:42,457 Sure, but are you old enough to drink? 2374 01:22:42,490 --> 01:22:44,125 Yeah, I'm old enough. I just-- I'd rather smoke. 2375 01:22:44,158 --> 01:22:45,526 Do you mind if I smoke in here? 2376 01:22:45,559 --> 01:22:47,195 Oh, no. No. 2377 01:22:47,228 --> 01:22:48,730 -(grunts) -Let's crack some windows. 2378 01:22:48,763 --> 01:22:51,199 -It's Tuesday. -Really? 2379 01:22:51,232 --> 01:22:53,234 'Cause Ray hates when I smoke weed. 2380 01:22:53,267 --> 01:22:55,436 Mm. Well, I hate Ray. 2381 01:22:55,469 --> 01:22:57,338 Awesome. 2382 01:22:57,371 --> 01:23:00,175 ♪ ♪ 2383 01:23:05,046 --> 01:23:06,648 -Mm. -You know... 2384 01:23:08,215 --> 01:23:10,385 You have the sweetest, 2385 01:23:10,418 --> 01:23:12,520 most adorable kids I've ever met in my life. 2386 01:23:12,553 --> 01:23:14,222 Like, I can't believe they came out of Ray. 2387 01:23:14,255 --> 01:23:16,057 I know. 2388 01:23:16,090 --> 01:23:17,358 And you know what? 2389 01:23:17,391 --> 01:23:19,360 You know what the thing is about Ray? 2390 01:23:19,393 --> 01:23:22,397 I never say a bad word about him in front of the kids, 2391 01:23:22,430 --> 01:23:27,235 which is very difficult because he's a cunt. 2392 01:23:27,268 --> 01:23:28,736 Yeah, I-I can imagine. 2393 01:23:28,769 --> 01:23:32,707 Well, I'm not one of your kids, so have at it. 2394 01:23:32,740 --> 01:23:35,243 Let it all out. Tell me everything. 2395 01:23:35,276 --> 01:23:37,578 Do you know he is fighting to 2396 01:23:37,611 --> 01:23:40,782 actively not have custody of his kids? 2397 01:23:40,815 --> 01:23:42,183 -You can do that? -Yeah. 2398 01:23:42,216 --> 01:23:44,085 -That's insane. -I know. 2399 01:23:44,118 --> 01:23:45,586 Who wouldn't want to hang with your kids? 2400 01:23:45,619 --> 01:23:47,722 Who wouldn't want to hang out with those kids? 2401 01:23:47,755 --> 01:23:50,124 What monster wouldn't want to hang out with those kids? 2402 01:23:50,157 --> 01:23:51,592 Every second! 2403 01:23:51,625 --> 01:23:52,660 Your daughter sang the other day. 2404 01:23:52,693 --> 01:23:54,595 What did she sing? 2405 01:23:54,628 --> 01:23:56,597 Something from, like, Oklahoma! or something, 2406 01:23:56,630 --> 01:23:58,499 and-and I hate that shit, and I fucking loved it. 2407 01:23:58,532 --> 01:24:00,735 -(chuckles) -She's such a little angel. 2408 01:24:00,768 --> 01:24:03,304 -Mm. -I-I thought she was a robot for, like, 2409 01:24:03,337 --> 01:24:05,106 the first couple days I was hanging out with her. 2410 01:24:05,139 --> 01:24:06,707 I know. She's so perfect. 2411 01:24:06,740 --> 01:24:08,543 What a fucking putz. 2412 01:24:08,576 --> 01:24:10,178 Yeah, so he only wants to see them 2413 01:24:10,211 --> 01:24:12,613 on Wednesday night for dinner and Sunday. 2414 01:24:12,646 --> 01:24:14,782 -(scoffs) You can't just pick and choose. -And, uh... 2415 01:24:14,815 --> 01:24:16,451 No, you can't. 2416 01:24:16,484 --> 01:24:17,585 What are your kids, the NFL package? 2417 01:24:17,618 --> 01:24:19,387 -Wait, you're only-- Yeah. -Yeah. 2418 01:24:19,420 --> 01:24:21,489 But why would you want your kids, really, 2419 01:24:21,522 --> 01:24:26,360 if you don't have an apartment and you sleep at the firehouse? 2420 01:24:26,393 --> 01:24:28,162 -(scoffs, chuckles) -I mean, you... 2421 01:24:28,195 --> 01:24:29,497 Unbelievable. (chuckles) 2422 01:24:29,530 --> 01:24:31,332 What kind of a grown man 2423 01:24:31,365 --> 01:24:33,501 can't afford his own apartment in Staten Island? 2424 01:24:33,534 --> 01:24:35,136 Fucking loser. 2425 01:24:35,169 --> 01:24:38,272 He lost all our money gambling. 2426 01:24:38,305 --> 01:24:43,311 He is homeless, he's penniless, and he's a deadbeat dad. 2427 01:24:43,344 --> 01:24:45,546 What is your mom doing with him? 2428 01:24:45,579 --> 01:24:47,815 You know, my mom hasn't gotten laid in 17 years, 2429 01:24:47,848 --> 01:24:49,450 so I think her bar is pretty low. 2430 01:24:49,483 --> 01:24:52,320 Really? Yeah. 2431 01:24:52,353 --> 01:24:54,322 He's good in bed, I hate to say it. 2432 01:24:54,355 --> 01:24:55,523 All right. 2433 01:24:55,556 --> 01:24:57,592 Well, I didn't really need to know that. 2434 01:24:57,625 --> 01:24:58,826 Yeah. 2435 01:24:58,859 --> 01:25:01,362 He's got a beautiful cock. 2436 01:25:01,395 --> 01:25:04,866 I mean, it's the-- it's his only attribute. 2437 01:25:04,899 --> 01:25:07,301 That big thick cock kept me in it 2438 01:25:07,334 --> 01:25:09,770 for eight years longer than I should have stayed. 2439 01:25:09,803 --> 01:25:11,339 It's a fact. 2440 01:25:11,372 --> 01:25:13,207 I knew I smelled you. 2441 01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:14,609 -The fuck, Scott? -SCOTT: What? 2442 01:25:14,642 --> 01:25:16,511 Huh? What, are you spying on me now? 2443 01:25:16,544 --> 01:25:18,146 -You Magnum, P.I.? -What? 2444 01:25:18,179 --> 01:25:19,514 Telling your mom that I'm homeless? 2445 01:25:19,547 --> 01:25:21,315 You think it's funny to tell her that I'm a loser? 2446 01:25:21,348 --> 01:25:22,884 What are you talking-- No. What? 2447 01:25:22,917 --> 01:25:24,619 What do you mean, what am I talking about? 2448 01:25:24,652 --> 01:25:26,487 You've been speak-- You talking to my ex-wife? 2449 01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:28,422 Uh, yeah. She's actually a really nice person. 2450 01:25:28,455 --> 01:25:29,891 -Oh, is she? Why don't you marry her? -Yeah. 2451 01:25:29,924 --> 01:25:31,559 Why don't you marry her and see what the fuck happens? 2452 01:25:31,592 --> 01:25:33,361 Hey, I'm just trying to protect my mom from you, okay? 2453 01:25:33,394 --> 01:25:34,629 You're a fucking psychopath. 2454 01:25:34,662 --> 01:25:35,863 -Oh, I'm a psychopath? -Yeah. 2455 01:25:35,896 --> 01:25:37,231 I've been nothing but nice to you! 2456 01:25:37,264 --> 01:25:38,466 I tried giving you direction. 2457 01:25:38,499 --> 01:25:40,201 You're too busy smoking your fucking weed. 2458 01:25:40,234 --> 01:25:41,702 And all you've been doing is trying to destroy 2459 01:25:41,735 --> 01:25:43,271 everything that I have with Margie. 2460 01:25:43,304 --> 01:25:44,672 Because you're a fucking loser, dude! 2461 01:25:44,705 --> 01:25:46,407 You're a, you're a degenerate gambler 2462 01:25:46,440 --> 01:25:48,576 in your-your mid-50s, who bets on the Jets. 2463 01:25:48,609 --> 01:25:50,378 Uh, who-- Have you not learned anything about betting? 2464 01:25:50,411 --> 01:25:51,913 -The Jets are gonna come back! -No, they're not! 2465 01:25:51,946 --> 01:25:53,681 They got three number one fucking picks! 2466 01:25:53,714 --> 01:25:55,449 They're never gonna come back! They're never gonna come back! 2467 01:25:55,482 --> 01:25:56,884 I'm trying to give your mother a good life! 2468 01:25:56,917 --> 01:25:59,220 I-- No, you're not, okay? You're a piece of shit, dude. 2469 01:25:59,253 --> 01:26:01,255 You're a fucking drug addict! I'm a piece of shit? 2470 01:26:01,288 --> 01:26:02,924 Yeah, you're a piece of shit! I'm a fucking loser? 2471 01:26:02,957 --> 01:26:04,592 You're the biggest loser I ever met in my fucking life! 2472 01:26:04,625 --> 01:26:05,293 -Oh, really? You should know. -Yeah! Yeah! 2473 01:26:05,326 --> 01:26:06,694 You surround yourself with them. 2474 01:26:06,727 --> 01:26:07,929 -Oh, yeah? Why don't you try me? -Oh, really? 2475 01:26:07,962 --> 01:26:09,463 Why don't you try me? Yeah, yeah, yeah... 2476 01:26:09,496 --> 01:26:10,564 This ain't gonna go how you think it's gonna go. 2477 01:26:10,597 --> 01:26:11,900 So why don't you get the fuck out of my-- Really? 2478 01:26:16,403 --> 01:26:17,505 -Fucking asshole. -Throw a fucking punch at me? 2479 01:26:17,538 --> 01:26:18,706 -Oh, yeah. -Huh? You gonna cool off? 2480 01:26:18,739 --> 01:26:20,274 -Come here, cocksucker. -You gonna cool off? 2481 01:26:20,307 --> 01:26:21,576 -I'll fucking cool you off. -(grunts) 2482 01:26:21,609 --> 01:26:23,211 -Yeah, I'll fucking cool you off! -(both yell) 2483 01:26:27,748 --> 01:26:29,383 Hey, you cool off now? 2484 01:26:29,416 --> 01:26:30,851 You're in there 'cause of your own actions! 2485 01:26:30,884 --> 01:26:32,320 Are you kidding me?! 2486 01:26:32,353 --> 01:26:33,955 I'm gonna tell my mom you tried to drown me. 2487 01:26:33,988 --> 01:26:35,256 In an aboveground pool? 2488 01:26:35,289 --> 01:26:36,390 You're, like, fucking eight feet tall. 2489 01:26:36,424 --> 01:26:38,459 You're lucky my dad isn't here. He would kick your ass. 2490 01:26:38,492 --> 01:26:40,861 Oh, yeah? Well, guess what, I knew your dad. Okay? 2491 01:26:40,894 --> 01:26:43,331 -Yeah? -Yeah, I crossed paths with him a number of times. 2492 01:26:43,364 --> 01:26:46,267 And you know what? He was even a bigger asshole than you are! 2493 01:26:47,901 --> 01:26:48,869 All right, that's it, that's it. 2494 01:26:48,902 --> 01:26:50,371 It's over. It's over. 2495 01:26:50,404 --> 01:26:51,772 (grunts) Huh? Huh? 2496 01:26:51,805 --> 01:26:53,441 -You like that? You like that? -Ow. 2497 01:26:53,474 --> 01:26:55,276 (both grunting) 2498 01:26:58,779 --> 01:27:00,582 (muttering) 2499 01:27:02,383 --> 01:27:03,651 -Jesus. -Fucking asshole. 2500 01:27:03,684 --> 01:27:05,820 -Come on, tap out! Tap out! -(grunting) 2501 01:27:05,853 --> 01:27:07,455 -Fuck you! No! -Get me out! Let me out! 2502 01:27:07,488 --> 01:27:08,623 -No! No! -Let me out! 2503 01:27:08,656 --> 01:27:09,924 -MARGIE: Oh, my God! -Get me out! 2504 01:27:09,957 --> 01:27:12,026 What's the matter with you?! 2505 01:27:12,059 --> 01:27:13,561 He's a psycho. 2506 01:27:13,594 --> 01:27:14,895 RAY: No. 2507 01:27:14,928 --> 01:27:16,797 -We're just talking. -About what? 2508 01:27:16,830 --> 01:27:18,966 -About him telling you lies about me. -He's an animal. 2509 01:27:18,999 --> 01:27:20,601 He picked me up and he threw me in the pool. 2510 01:27:20,634 --> 01:27:22,803 -All right? He has to go. -No, I need you to go. Now. 2511 01:27:22,836 --> 01:27:24,772 What? Why-why me? He-he's the one who started it. 2512 01:27:24,805 --> 01:27:26,007 Yeah, that's right. Get the hell out of here. 2513 01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:27,842 And get a job and a life while you're at it. 2514 01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:28,876 Your freeloading days are over. 2515 01:27:28,909 --> 01:27:29,944 You, too. Get going. 2516 01:27:29,977 --> 01:27:32,313 Wait, what did I do? 2517 01:27:32,346 --> 01:27:34,782 You put your hands on my son! 2518 01:27:34,815 --> 01:27:35,983 You're not respecting my family! 2519 01:27:36,016 --> 01:27:36,984 You're an animal! 2520 01:27:37,017 --> 01:27:38,686 Look, okay, just listen. 2521 01:27:38,719 --> 01:27:40,488 -Just calm down. -I don't have to calm down! 2522 01:27:40,521 --> 01:27:41,922 What are-- You're attacking my son! 2523 01:27:41,955 --> 01:27:43,891 And you're, and you're making up lies! 2524 01:27:43,924 --> 01:27:45,526 You made-- You tricked me into thinking you're a good guy. 2525 01:27:45,559 --> 01:27:46,727 You're not a good guy. 2526 01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:48,396 -Right. Mm-hmm. -You're a fucking small guy. 2527 01:27:48,429 --> 01:27:50,398 Margie, Margie, just let me explain this to you. 2528 01:27:50,431 --> 01:27:52,333 -Just let me talk to you, okay? -You are not in control of me. 2529 01:27:52,366 --> 01:27:53,901 Okay, okay, listen, all right? 2530 01:27:53,934 --> 01:27:55,403 Okay, you don't have all the information you need. 2531 01:27:55,436 --> 01:27:56,704 All right? Scott is acting out 2532 01:27:56,737 --> 01:27:58,372 'cause he's afraid to move on with his life. 2533 01:27:58,405 --> 01:27:59,707 It's no different than when the Boston Red Sox 2534 01:27:59,740 --> 01:28:01,008 finally won a World Series, okay? 2535 01:28:01,041 --> 01:28:02,643 -Oh, my God. -They had, they had to get to a point 2536 01:28:02,676 --> 01:28:03,644 -where-where they believed, okay? -Just shut up. 2537 01:28:03,677 --> 01:28:05,079 -All-all... -Shut the fuck up. 2538 01:28:05,112 --> 01:28:07,515 All I did was just ask him a question, and he flipped out. 2539 01:28:07,548 --> 01:28:08,849 So I put him in the water, which is soft. 2540 01:28:08,882 --> 01:28:10,017 I diffused the situation. 2541 01:28:10,050 --> 01:28:11,652 It was what-what m-my training's all about. 2542 01:28:11,685 --> 01:28:12,787 I-I wa-- I was totally diffusing the situation. 2543 01:28:12,820 --> 01:28:13,821 Do you ever shut up? 2544 01:28:13,854 --> 01:28:15,022 Do you ever just shut the fuck up? 2545 01:28:15,055 --> 01:28:16,624 You just talk and you talk and you talk, 2546 01:28:16,657 --> 01:28:17,858 and you don't know what you're saying. 2547 01:28:17,891 --> 01:28:19,493 It makes no sense. 2548 01:28:19,526 --> 01:28:21,429 It's like you picked up all these little pieces 2549 01:28:21,462 --> 01:28:23,431 of information from all over. 2550 01:28:23,464 --> 01:28:24,965 They don't make any sense. They're fragments. 2551 01:28:24,998 --> 01:28:26,868 No sense. Nonsense. 2552 01:28:31,004 --> 01:28:32,407 I-I'm not talking. 2553 01:28:33,841 --> 01:28:35,743 I've had it up to here. I'm done. 2554 01:28:35,776 --> 01:28:38,012 Both of you, get your shit out of here. 2555 01:28:42,583 --> 01:28:43,818 Margie. 2556 01:28:45,386 --> 01:28:46,754 (sighs): Oh, fuck. 2557 01:28:46,787 --> 01:28:47,755 Well... (sighs) 2558 01:28:47,788 --> 01:28:50,091 Well, where do we go now? 2559 01:28:50,124 --> 01:28:52,693 What are you asking me for? 2560 01:28:52,726 --> 01:28:55,330 You created this whole mess, you fucking schmuck. 2561 01:28:57,598 --> 01:28:59,400 ♪ ♪ 2562 01:29:02,102 --> 01:29:03,504 (grunting) 2563 01:29:25,659 --> 01:29:26,894 (phone buzzes) 2564 01:29:29,196 --> 01:29:30,598 Hey, man. 2565 01:29:32,633 --> 01:29:34,101 (sighs) 2566 01:29:34,134 --> 01:29:35,736 Are you mad at me? 2567 01:29:35,769 --> 01:29:37,538 Me? No, of course not. 2568 01:29:37,571 --> 01:29:39,039 Are-are you mad at me? 2569 01:29:39,072 --> 01:29:40,441 I mean, 2570 01:29:40,474 --> 01:29:41,609 -no, but... -Are they-- 2571 01:29:41,642 --> 01:29:43,611 Are they asking questions about me? 2572 01:29:43,644 --> 01:29:45,579 I'm not gonna snitch on you, man. 2573 01:29:45,612 --> 01:29:47,715 But at the same time, like, what am I gonna say to them? 2574 01:29:47,748 --> 01:29:49,884 You were the lookout that didn't look out. 2575 01:29:51,685 --> 01:29:54,088 Um, well, I've been meaning to ask you. 2576 01:29:54,121 --> 01:29:59,160 Um... you know, since you're in here, uh, well, I was wondering 2577 01:29:59,193 --> 01:30:02,496 if you wouldn't mind me staying at your house for a little bit. 2578 01:30:02,529 --> 01:30:05,533 You came up here to ask me that? 2579 01:30:05,566 --> 01:30:06,901 -I also came to see you. -You came-- 2580 01:30:06,934 --> 01:30:08,436 No, you didn't come to see me. You came to ask me that. 2581 01:30:08,469 --> 01:30:09,570 And, no, you can't stay at my house. 2582 01:30:09,603 --> 01:30:10,671 I'm sor-- I have nowhere to go, bro. 2583 01:30:10,704 --> 01:30:11,872 -My house is frightening, dude. -My mom kicked, my mom 2584 01:30:11,906 --> 01:30:13,841 -kicked me out. -The fuck are you doing with your life? 2585 01:30:13,874 --> 01:30:15,476 Drive all the way down here just to ask me 2586 01:30:15,509 --> 01:30:16,710 if you can stay at my house. 2587 01:30:16,743 --> 01:30:17,912 -No, I-I... -No, you don't love me. 2588 01:30:17,945 --> 01:30:18,946 I do love you. 2589 01:30:18,979 --> 01:30:20,114 I'm sorry. I-I-- You're right. 2590 01:30:20,147 --> 01:30:21,615 I shouldn't have asked. I'm sorry. 2591 01:30:21,648 --> 01:30:23,217 And you know what? I need you to do me a favor. 2592 01:30:23,250 --> 01:30:24,785 Anything, bro. Just ask. 2593 01:30:24,818 --> 01:30:27,855 You got to feed my cat, all right? 2594 01:30:27,888 --> 01:30:29,924 For the next three to five months. 2595 01:30:29,957 --> 01:30:31,525 Is there anything else I could do? 2596 01:30:31,558 --> 01:30:32,693 'Cause I'm-I'm kind of allergic to cats. 2597 01:30:34,561 --> 01:30:36,831 You better look out for Sprinkles, 2598 01:30:36,864 --> 01:30:39,099 because I'm looking out for you, all right? 2599 01:30:39,132 --> 01:30:40,234 You got it. 2600 01:30:40,267 --> 01:30:42,470 And, listen, man. 2601 01:30:42,503 --> 01:30:44,104 I need you to spend time with Sprinkles. 2602 01:30:44,137 --> 01:30:46,207 I don't want you just 2603 01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:48,209 going in there, feeding him and running out. 2604 01:30:48,242 --> 01:30:49,910 You got to go in there, scratch his belly. 2605 01:30:49,943 --> 01:30:53,681 You tell him I miss him and I'll see him soon. 2606 01:30:53,714 --> 01:30:55,049 Right. 2607 01:30:55,082 --> 01:30:57,651 Um, how, uh, how are the boys? 2608 01:30:57,684 --> 01:30:59,019 How's Igor and Richie doing in there? 2609 01:30:59,052 --> 01:31:01,622 I'll tell you right now. I haven't seen Richie. 2610 01:31:01,655 --> 01:31:02,623 Igor? 2611 01:31:02,656 --> 01:31:04,191 Bro, look to your right. 2612 01:31:04,224 --> 01:31:05,259 That's Carla. 2613 01:31:05,292 --> 01:31:06,861 Carla. 2614 01:31:06,894 --> 01:31:08,696 SCOTT (whispering): Holy shit! Get the-- 2615 01:31:08,729 --> 01:31:10,231 Bro, she's fucking real. 2616 01:31:10,264 --> 01:31:11,565 She's fucking real. 2617 01:31:11,598 --> 01:31:12,199 She's fucking real. Holy shit. 2618 01:31:12,232 --> 01:31:15,236 Yo. She's hot, man. 2619 01:31:18,805 --> 01:31:20,575 SCOTT: He was telling the truth the entire time. 2620 01:31:21,708 --> 01:31:23,077 -Good for him, man. -I know. 2621 01:31:23,110 --> 01:31:25,513 -That's awesome. -Yeah. 2622 01:31:25,546 --> 01:31:28,115 -(crickets chirping) -(snoring) 2623 01:31:28,148 --> 01:31:31,552 (door opens, closes) 2624 01:31:32,953 --> 01:31:34,255 MAN: Hey, you. 2625 01:31:34,288 --> 01:31:35,923 What the hell are you doing there? 2626 01:31:35,956 --> 01:31:37,758 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was my house. 2627 01:31:37,791 --> 01:31:40,828 Get out of my backyard! 2628 01:31:40,861 --> 01:31:42,530 Get the hell out of here! 2629 01:31:50,938 --> 01:31:52,840 I'm really glad we did that. 2630 01:31:52,873 --> 01:31:54,575 It was really nice. 2631 01:31:54,608 --> 01:31:55,876 -Me, too. -(chuckles) 2632 01:31:55,909 --> 01:31:57,678 That was awesome. 2633 01:31:57,711 --> 01:31:59,980 Yeah. I missed you. 2634 01:32:00,013 --> 01:32:01,682 -Oh, yeah? I missed you, too. -(chuckles) 2635 01:32:01,715 --> 01:32:03,017 Just like, uh, old times. 2636 01:32:03,050 --> 01:32:04,752 I miss all my friends, you know. 2637 01:32:04,785 --> 01:32:08,088 -(chuckles) -Mr. Shark, Mr. Weird Skeleton. 2638 01:32:08,121 --> 01:32:09,924 -Well, they missed you, too. -(laughs) 2639 01:32:09,957 --> 01:32:11,626 They missed you, too. 2640 01:32:13,860 --> 01:32:16,263 Hey, I, uh... I'm in a bit of a situation. 2641 01:32:16,296 --> 01:32:18,966 You think I could stay here for a few days? 2642 01:32:18,999 --> 01:32:20,968 What are you talking about? 2643 01:32:21,001 --> 01:32:22,236 Well, it's silly. 2644 01:32:22,269 --> 01:32:23,971 Me and Ray got into this big fight, 2645 01:32:24,004 --> 01:32:27,141 and then my mom caught us, and she just started yelling at us. 2646 01:32:27,174 --> 01:32:29,610 And she threw us out, so-- She kind of lost her mind. 2647 01:32:31,812 --> 01:32:33,347 Is that why you're here right now? 2648 01:32:33,380 --> 01:32:35,749 No. 2649 01:32:35,782 --> 01:32:37,952 Did you just fuck me for shelter? 2650 01:32:37,985 --> 01:32:39,653 No, I didn't fuck you for shelter. 2651 01:32:39,686 --> 01:32:41,155 Uh, I-I-I didn't do anything. 2652 01:32:41,188 --> 01:32:43,958 What? I didn't-- I just-- I just need a place to stay. 2653 01:32:43,991 --> 01:32:45,960 (sighs): Oh, God. 2654 01:32:45,993 --> 01:32:49,330 Dude, dude, how many times we got to do this? 2655 01:32:49,363 --> 01:32:50,931 What do you mean? I-I just want to... 2656 01:32:50,964 --> 01:32:52,299 (sighs) I just need-- It's just for a couple weeks. 2657 01:32:52,332 --> 01:32:53,667 It's not that big of a deal. 2658 01:32:53,700 --> 01:32:56,170 A few weeks? You just said a few days. 2659 01:32:56,203 --> 01:32:57,871 -Uh, or a couple months. It's... -Months? 2660 01:32:57,904 --> 01:32:59,206 (stammers) I'm figuring my stuff out. 2661 01:32:59,239 --> 01:33:00,608 I don't know the future. 2662 01:33:00,641 --> 01:33:03,277 Oh, my God, you... 2663 01:33:03,310 --> 01:33:05,012 There you go. 2664 01:33:05,045 --> 01:33:08,115 -What the-- Hey. -I'm not going to let myself 2665 01:33:08,148 --> 01:33:10,084 be upset by you, but I'm gonna tell you something. 2666 01:33:10,117 --> 01:33:12,186 You make me feel so crazy. 2667 01:33:12,219 --> 01:33:14,088 I'm not gonna let myself be crazy now, 2668 01:33:14,121 --> 01:33:15,856 but you make me feel crazy! 2669 01:33:15,889 --> 01:33:17,324 You are so crazy that you make 2670 01:33:17,357 --> 01:33:20,027 everyone around you feel fucking crazy. 2671 01:33:20,060 --> 01:33:22,029 The people meet you, and they're normal people, 2672 01:33:22,062 --> 01:33:24,031 and then they hang out with you, and then they're fucking 2673 01:33:24,064 --> 01:33:25,132 Jack Nicholson in The Shining or something. 2674 01:33:25,165 --> 01:33:27,635 Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2675 01:33:27,668 --> 01:33:30,337 I got to stay Zen. I got to meditate. 2676 01:33:30,370 --> 01:33:33,273 I'm meditating right now, and you got to go. 2677 01:33:33,306 --> 01:33:35,109 -What? What? -Yeah, here's your shit. 2678 01:33:35,142 --> 01:33:36,176 Okay. 2679 01:33:36,209 --> 01:33:37,811 Staying calm. 2680 01:33:37,844 --> 01:33:39,413 You got to leave. It's time to go. 2681 01:33:39,446 --> 01:33:41,015 Well... 2682 01:33:41,048 --> 01:33:42,149 Get out. 2683 01:33:42,182 --> 01:33:43,851 Well, I don't have anywhere to go. 2684 01:33:43,884 --> 01:33:46,186 It's not my problem anymore. 2685 01:33:46,219 --> 01:33:48,188 Thank you for the sex. 2686 01:33:48,221 --> 01:33:51,258 It was wonderful until you started talking. 2687 01:33:51,291 --> 01:33:52,926 You got to go. 2688 01:33:52,959 --> 01:33:54,895 Could I sleep in your brother's room? 2689 01:33:54,928 --> 01:33:56,030 No. 2690 01:33:56,063 --> 01:33:57,831 But he has bunk beds. 2691 01:33:57,864 --> 01:33:59,667 He's 14 years old. 2692 01:33:59,700 --> 01:34:01,702 (TV playing quietly) 2693 01:34:03,937 --> 01:34:05,873 Hey, yo, Dougie, can I crash in your room? 2694 01:34:05,906 --> 01:34:07,708 That's not happening, bro. 2695 01:34:07,741 --> 01:34:09,176 (sighs): Jesus Christ. 2696 01:34:10,477 --> 01:34:12,680 ♪ ♪ 2697 01:34:19,419 --> 01:34:20,755 (sighs): Fuck. 2698 01:34:22,055 --> 01:34:23,858 ♪ ♪ 2699 01:34:41,942 --> 01:34:43,744 ♪ ♪ 2700 01:34:54,888 --> 01:34:57,257 Hey, do you know where Ray Bishop is? 2701 01:34:57,290 --> 01:35:00,194 He's in the back. Come with me. 2702 01:35:00,227 --> 01:35:02,196 How about next time you put your mask on 2703 01:35:02,229 --> 01:35:03,764 before we get off the rig? 2704 01:35:03,797 --> 01:35:05,466 I mean, I'm standing at that front door for a minute 2705 01:35:05,499 --> 01:35:06,967 -waiting for you. What the hell? -I told him to. 2706 01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:08,102 Always with the backhanded compliment. 2707 01:35:08,135 --> 01:35:09,369 Why can't you just, you know, 2708 01:35:09,402 --> 01:35:11,171 at least say the nice thing and then... 2709 01:35:11,204 --> 01:35:13,073 -Listen, you should be happy with any compliment. -Okay. 2710 01:35:13,106 --> 01:35:13,974 -It's constructive criticism. -It's... 2711 01:35:14,007 --> 01:35:14,908 -It just-- It's always bad. -Go ahead. 2712 01:35:14,941 --> 01:35:17,044 I would respond better to encouragement. 2713 01:35:17,077 --> 01:35:18,278 I'm just... 2714 01:35:18,311 --> 01:35:19,947 I encourage you to shut the fuck up. 2715 01:35:19,980 --> 01:35:20,948 (laughter) 2716 01:35:20,981 --> 01:35:22,149 He's soft. He can't take it. 2717 01:35:22,182 --> 01:35:23,817 -You're right. -He's an emotional eater. 2718 01:35:23,850 --> 01:35:25,486 RAY: Well, that's the problem with this generation, man. 2719 01:35:25,519 --> 01:35:26,887 They can't take criticism. 2720 01:35:26,920 --> 01:35:28,288 -They get, they get all-all upset. -I know. 2721 01:35:28,321 --> 01:35:30,390 SAVAGE: Hey, I'm not a whole generation, all right? 2722 01:35:30,423 --> 01:35:32,392 I'm just, I'm just a man. A man with feelings. 2723 01:35:32,425 --> 01:35:34,128 -Oh, my God. -Aw! -Aw! 2724 01:35:34,161 --> 01:35:35,929 -Now you're making me look bad. -(lively chatter) 2725 01:35:35,962 --> 01:35:37,765 -You're a man? -Now you're making me look bad. Stop. 2726 01:35:37,798 --> 01:35:39,967 (laughter, chatter continues) 2727 01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:41,201 Ray. 2728 01:35:41,234 --> 01:35:42,402 Hey, Ray. 2729 01:35:42,435 --> 01:35:44,338 (chatter stops) 2730 01:35:44,371 --> 01:35:46,273 Oh, Jesus Christ. 2731 01:35:46,306 --> 01:35:48,509 What are you doing here? 2732 01:35:48,542 --> 01:35:50,944 Look, uh, I-I don't have anywhere else to go, all right? 2733 01:35:50,977 --> 01:35:52,446 I'm out of options, so... 2734 01:35:52,479 --> 01:35:54,014 Why would I care? 2735 01:35:54,047 --> 01:35:55,783 I'm sorry. Like, uh-uh... 2736 01:35:55,816 --> 01:35:57,785 Go sleep under a tree. I don't care. 2737 01:35:57,818 --> 01:36:01,188 Do you have any idea what you took from me? Do you? 2738 01:36:01,221 --> 01:36:04,124 Huh? You do a 60-minute interview with my ex-wife 2739 01:36:04,157 --> 01:36:05,959 to find out what kind of guy I am? 2740 01:36:05,992 --> 01:36:07,327 What do you think she was gonna say? 2741 01:36:07,360 --> 01:36:09,263 -I don't know. I... -By the way, 2742 01:36:09,296 --> 01:36:11,131 I'm not a gambler, okay? I day-trade. 2743 01:36:11,164 --> 01:36:12,900 I don't know the difference. 2744 01:36:12,933 --> 01:36:14,968 You should've found out before you shot your mouth off. 2745 01:36:15,001 --> 01:36:16,503 I know you smoke a lot of weed, but you're not dumb. 2746 01:36:16,536 --> 01:36:17,971 You knew what the fuck you were doing. 2747 01:36:18,004 --> 01:36:20,040 You went to the person that hates me the most 2748 01:36:20,073 --> 01:36:21,441 to get the worst review you could possibly get. 2749 01:36:21,474 --> 01:36:23,010 Why didn't you come down here and ask these guys 2750 01:36:23,043 --> 01:36:24,077 what they thought of me? 2751 01:36:24,110 --> 01:36:26,213 Did you ever think of doing that? 2752 01:36:26,246 --> 01:36:28,215 (sighs) I'm sorry. You're right. You're right. 2753 01:36:28,248 --> 01:36:29,917 -Uh, I shouldn't have done... -You're not sorry 2754 01:36:29,950 --> 01:36:30,951 or you wouldn't have done it. So now what? 2755 01:36:30,984 --> 01:36:32,386 Now you don't have a place to stay? 2756 01:36:32,419 --> 01:36:34,188 So now you come down here with your little puppy dog look 2757 01:36:34,221 --> 01:36:36,023 on your face, and I'm supposed to feel bad? 2758 01:36:36,056 --> 01:36:37,558 Look, all I know is, 2759 01:36:37,591 --> 01:36:40,027 if you're not nice to me, then my mom will hate you forever 2760 01:36:40,060 --> 01:36:41,995 and she'll never forgive you. 2761 01:36:42,028 --> 01:36:43,297 Really? You're gonna play that card? 2762 01:36:43,330 --> 01:36:46,300 It's a, it's a pretty good card. 2763 01:36:46,333 --> 01:36:48,468 It's all I got. 2764 01:36:48,501 --> 01:36:50,237 (crickets chirping) 2765 01:36:50,270 --> 01:36:52,072 (men snoring) 2766 01:37:01,548 --> 01:37:03,050 (sighs) 2767 01:37:03,083 --> 01:37:05,152 (whispering): Ray. 2768 01:37:05,185 --> 01:37:07,421 Hey, Ray. 2769 01:37:07,454 --> 01:37:09,323 (singsongy): Raymond. 2770 01:37:09,356 --> 01:37:10,558 (whispering): Ray! 2771 01:37:12,392 --> 01:37:13,627 What? 2772 01:37:13,660 --> 01:37:15,128 Hey, I can't sleep. 2773 01:37:15,161 --> 01:37:16,396 I-I never go to sleep this early. 2774 01:37:16,429 --> 01:37:19,032 Oh. Well, you know what you should do? 2775 01:37:19,065 --> 01:37:20,500 You should shut the fuck up. 2776 01:37:20,533 --> 01:37:22,336 Go to sleep. 2777 01:37:22,369 --> 01:37:23,937 Thanks. 2778 01:37:23,970 --> 01:37:25,372 Can't go to sleep. 2779 01:37:25,405 --> 01:37:27,374 Why don't you dip your weed in NyQuil, 2780 01:37:27,407 --> 01:37:29,009 you fucking drug addict? 2781 01:37:30,477 --> 01:37:33,013 (alarm ringing and blaring loudly) 2782 01:37:40,287 --> 01:37:42,289 Hey, w-what do I do? 2783 01:37:42,322 --> 01:37:44,391 Do what you always do. Sit there and do nothing. 2784 01:37:53,566 --> 01:37:55,569 (truck engine starts) 2785 01:37:55,602 --> 01:37:57,404 (truck doors closing) 2786 01:37:58,939 --> 01:38:00,941 (birds chirping) 2787 01:38:02,409 --> 01:38:04,211 (yawns, coughs) 2788 01:38:15,689 --> 01:38:18,025 Hey. Where do you go to the bathroom around here? 2789 01:38:18,058 --> 01:38:19,459 Well, number one, down there. 2790 01:38:19,492 --> 01:38:20,995 Number two, Dunkin' Donuts across the street. 2791 01:38:23,163 --> 01:38:24,564 Have a wonderful day, man. 2792 01:38:24,597 --> 01:38:26,000 Oh, thanks. 2793 01:38:29,102 --> 01:38:30,104 (sighs) 2794 01:38:32,005 --> 01:38:33,173 (shower curtain opens) 2795 01:38:33,206 --> 01:38:35,009 GARDNER: How'd you sleep, big man? 2796 01:38:36,643 --> 01:38:38,345 I hear you're Stan's kid. 2797 01:38:38,378 --> 01:38:40,247 He was a brave man. It's an honor to meet you. 2798 01:38:40,280 --> 01:38:41,448 Thanks, man. 2799 01:38:41,481 --> 01:38:42,983 It's a, it's an honor to meet you, too. 2800 01:38:43,016 --> 01:38:44,518 I-I didn't do anything, though. 2801 01:38:44,551 --> 01:38:46,119 You don't think you did? 2802 01:38:46,152 --> 01:38:47,254 No. 2803 01:38:47,287 --> 01:38:49,690 I appreciate your sacrifice. 2804 01:38:52,058 --> 01:38:53,593 No, I got this one to impress a girl. 2805 01:38:53,626 --> 01:38:55,395 Oh? And how did that work out? 2806 01:38:55,428 --> 01:38:57,297 Not good. 2807 01:38:57,330 --> 01:38:59,066 -We've been married 18 years. -PAPA: Ooh, poor woman. 2808 01:38:59,099 --> 01:39:00,734 -18 years, huh? -Congratulations. 2809 01:39:00,767 --> 01:39:02,336 -Thank you. -Wow. 2810 01:39:02,369 --> 01:39:05,172 The rest I got, you know, Maori, tribal. 2811 01:39:05,205 --> 01:39:05,973 SCOTT: It's beautiful work, man. 2812 01:39:06,006 --> 01:39:07,174 Thank you, man. I appreciate that. 2813 01:39:07,207 --> 01:39:08,275 -What was that one? -Maori. 2814 01:39:08,308 --> 01:39:09,977 This stands for strength and courage. 2815 01:39:10,010 --> 01:39:10,610 -LOCKWOOD: Really? Yeah. 2816 01:39:10,643 --> 01:39:12,612 (door opens) 2817 01:39:12,645 --> 01:39:15,115 What the hell are you still doing here? 2818 01:39:15,148 --> 01:39:17,050 Well, you know, believe it or not, 2819 01:39:17,083 --> 01:39:19,987 I-I couldn't find a place to live in just a night, so... 2820 01:39:20,020 --> 01:39:22,189 -I believe it. -I'm kind of fucked, Ray. 2821 01:39:22,222 --> 01:39:23,357 RAY: Yes, you are. 2822 01:39:23,390 --> 01:39:24,725 I'd say finish up your free breakfast, 2823 01:39:24,758 --> 01:39:26,727 and, uh, hit the bricks. 2824 01:39:26,760 --> 01:39:28,161 All right. It's all right. 2825 01:39:28,194 --> 01:39:30,530 The kid can stay. 2826 01:39:30,563 --> 01:39:33,233 But you got to work, all right? You ready to do some work? 2827 01:39:33,266 --> 01:39:36,470 Yeah. Did... did you just, did you just make me a fireman? 2828 01:39:36,503 --> 01:39:38,038 (Rivera laughs) 2829 01:39:38,071 --> 01:39:39,439 No. 2830 01:39:39,472 --> 01:39:41,208 Go clean the toilets or get the fuck out. 2831 01:39:41,241 --> 01:39:43,643 Did I make you a-- What... 2832 01:39:43,676 --> 01:39:45,245 RIVERA: Hey, do me a favor. 2833 01:39:45,278 --> 01:39:47,347 The bathroom downstairs-- I-I used it. 2834 01:39:47,380 --> 01:39:48,682 You can start there. 2835 01:39:48,715 --> 01:39:50,517 (whispers): Great. 2836 01:39:50,550 --> 01:39:52,519 Get gloves. Pretty muddy. 2837 01:39:52,552 --> 01:39:54,521 You know, when I see a big stain like that, 2838 01:39:54,554 --> 01:39:57,224 I go up and down, and then I go left and right. 2839 01:39:57,257 --> 01:39:59,059 -Good times. -There you go. 2840 01:39:59,092 --> 01:40:00,494 You got to get the splatter. 2841 01:40:00,527 --> 01:40:02,529 ♪ ♪ 2842 01:40:02,562 --> 01:40:05,132 PALAZZO: You see that? That's a nice straight line. 2843 01:40:05,165 --> 01:40:08,368 Yeah, you guys, uh, got to do a lot of shit work, huh? 2844 01:40:08,401 --> 01:40:10,437 We don't refer to it as shit work. 2845 01:40:10,470 --> 01:40:12,406 This is our house. We want it to look nice. 2846 01:40:12,439 --> 01:40:14,241 You know, company pride. 2847 01:40:14,274 --> 01:40:15,742 You got to wash it hot. 2848 01:40:15,775 --> 01:40:18,278 Hot. Not warm, not cold. Extra hot. 2849 01:40:18,311 --> 01:40:19,746 -Okay. -Because of the bedbugs. 2850 01:40:19,779 --> 01:40:21,181 What-What's bedbugs? 2851 01:40:21,214 --> 01:40:23,250 They're, uh, a-a tiny insect 2852 01:40:23,283 --> 01:40:25,485 that get into your home and they run you out. 2853 01:40:25,518 --> 01:40:27,121 ♪ ♪ 2854 01:40:33,760 --> 01:40:35,228 (Scott groans) 2855 01:40:35,261 --> 01:40:37,031 (laughter) 2856 01:40:42,735 --> 01:40:44,271 -You know how they procreate? -No. 2857 01:40:44,304 --> 01:40:46,406 The male bedbug takes his penis 2858 01:40:46,439 --> 01:40:48,475 and jams it into the female's stomach. 2859 01:40:48,508 --> 01:40:50,710 Does the female have a vagina? Yeah, she does. 2860 01:40:50,743 --> 01:40:51,845 It doesn't matter. 2861 01:40:51,878 --> 01:40:54,314 He jams it into her stomach. 2862 01:40:54,347 --> 01:40:56,249 Well, how do you know all this, man? 2863 01:40:56,282 --> 01:40:57,551 How do I know? I researched it. 2864 01:41:00,353 --> 01:41:02,255 -Just flip it over. Flip. -Oh, just a flip. 2865 01:41:02,288 --> 01:41:03,089 -There you go, yeah. -Okay. 2866 01:41:03,122 --> 01:41:04,458 You got it. Just flip it right down. 2867 01:41:05,692 --> 01:41:06,660 -Very nice. -Mm. 2868 01:41:08,328 --> 01:41:10,363 Well done. 2869 01:41:10,396 --> 01:41:12,766 When you have bedbugs, everybody leaves. 2870 01:41:12,799 --> 01:41:14,201 My parents stopped calling. 2871 01:41:14,234 --> 01:41:15,735 My brothers and sisters stopped coming over. 2872 01:41:15,768 --> 01:41:17,838 My girl left. Everybody's gone. 2873 01:41:17,871 --> 01:41:19,873 And you know who's there for you at the end? 2874 01:41:19,906 --> 01:41:20,874 Ironically? 2875 01:41:20,907 --> 01:41:22,309 The bedbugs. 2876 01:41:22,342 --> 01:41:24,411 PALAZZO: I never thought I'd say it, 2877 01:41:24,444 --> 01:41:26,213 but if I make chief, I'm making you my aide. 2878 01:41:26,246 --> 01:41:27,647 -PAPA: Yeah? -What's up, kid? 2879 01:41:27,680 --> 01:41:29,749 PAPA: Well, how do you think you did on the test? 2880 01:41:29,782 --> 01:41:30,884 PALAZZO: Tough test. 2881 01:41:30,917 --> 01:41:32,319 I mean, you know, I hope I did good. 2882 01:41:32,352 --> 01:41:33,187 Fuck! 2883 01:41:40,293 --> 01:41:41,895 -He's doing a good job. -(scoffs) 2884 01:41:41,928 --> 01:41:43,864 He knows how to wash a truck. 2885 01:41:43,897 --> 01:41:46,600 Getting ready for his career working at a car wash. 2886 01:41:46,633 --> 01:41:49,302 You ever gonna give this kid a break or what? 2887 01:41:49,335 --> 01:41:51,205 I don't know what I'm supposed to do. 2888 01:41:52,305 --> 01:41:53,874 Then do nothing. 2889 01:41:56,276 --> 01:41:58,478 Were you on the job when Stan was killed? 2890 01:41:58,511 --> 01:42:00,881 Yeah. You know I was. 2891 01:42:00,914 --> 01:42:03,884 What's the first thing you thought of when you heard? 2892 01:42:07,820 --> 01:42:09,890 I-I wondered if he had kids. 2893 01:42:20,934 --> 01:42:22,903 Why do we have to clean this thing anyway? 2894 01:42:22,936 --> 01:42:25,238 It's just gonna get fire on it. 2895 01:42:25,271 --> 01:42:27,240 You think the people that are burning alive 2896 01:42:27,273 --> 01:42:28,875 give a fuck if the truck is shiny? 2897 01:42:28,908 --> 01:42:30,644 Just saying. 2898 01:42:30,677 --> 01:42:32,512 I don't even know why you got to clean the truck. 2899 01:42:32,545 --> 01:42:35,315 What, you're trying to show up all sexy to a fire? 2900 01:42:35,348 --> 01:42:37,317 I like him. 2901 01:42:41,387 --> 01:42:42,689 (shouting) 2902 01:42:42,722 --> 01:42:44,158 (laughter) 2903 01:42:49,629 --> 01:42:50,830 No! No! Stop! 2904 01:42:50,863 --> 01:42:52,533 All right! 2905 01:42:55,602 --> 01:42:57,204 Let me fix that backpack. It's slipping. 2906 01:43:00,306 --> 01:43:02,375 It's weird having you walk me to school. 2907 01:43:02,408 --> 01:43:03,777 Why is that? 2908 01:43:03,810 --> 01:43:06,713 'Cause Scott always walks me. 2909 01:43:06,746 --> 01:43:08,982 I walk you sometimes. 2910 01:43:09,015 --> 01:43:10,617 I guess so. 2911 01:43:12,552 --> 01:43:15,455 Is he, uh, is he weird around you guys? 2912 01:43:15,488 --> 01:43:16,756 No. 2913 01:43:16,789 --> 01:43:18,558 He's nice. 2914 01:43:18,591 --> 01:43:20,894 He asks me how I'm doing. 2915 01:43:20,927 --> 01:43:23,396 What do you tell him? 2916 01:43:23,429 --> 01:43:26,233 I say I'm doing fine. 2917 01:43:26,266 --> 01:43:28,768 Look, you don't have to lie to make me feel better, all right? 2918 01:43:28,801 --> 01:43:31,271 I know me and your mom could do a better job 2919 01:43:31,304 --> 01:43:33,707 getting along through all of this, and, uh... 2920 01:43:33,740 --> 01:43:36,343 Hey, I'm sorry if I haven't handled it so well. 2921 01:43:38,645 --> 01:43:40,814 What's that? 2922 01:43:40,847 --> 01:43:42,882 Oh, that's Ice Flash. 2923 01:43:42,915 --> 01:43:46,286 Scott drew it for me, but it didn't come out so good. 2924 01:43:46,319 --> 01:43:48,788 Yeah, I think his drawings are a little shaky. 2925 01:43:48,821 --> 01:43:50,257 That's the one that I drew. 2926 01:43:53,626 --> 01:43:54,928 This is how he drew it. 2927 01:43:59,932 --> 01:44:01,501 It's good, right? 2928 01:44:01,534 --> 01:44:03,737 Yeah, it's better than good. 2929 01:44:03,770 --> 01:44:05,805 Did a great job. 2930 01:44:05,838 --> 01:44:07,274 Yeah. 2931 01:44:07,307 --> 01:44:09,276 He said he was gonna teach me. 2932 01:44:09,309 --> 01:44:11,444 RAY: He said he'd teach you how to do that? 2933 01:44:11,477 --> 01:44:12,579 Yeah. 2934 01:44:13,813 --> 01:44:15,616 And he stays to his word. 2935 01:44:22,955 --> 01:44:24,491 ("Head Over Heels" by The Go-Go's playing) 2936 01:44:24,524 --> 01:44:26,026 JOY: It's so nice in here now. 2937 01:44:26,059 --> 01:44:27,861 I love it. I love the colors. 2938 01:44:27,894 --> 01:44:28,962 I love everything. 2939 01:44:28,995 --> 01:44:29,996 -Mm! -SCOTT: Hey. 2940 01:44:30,029 --> 01:44:31,498 -Oh, hey, Scott. -What's... 2941 01:44:31,531 --> 01:44:32,699 What's going on in here? 2942 01:44:32,732 --> 01:44:33,967 Where-- Why is everything so different? 2943 01:44:34,000 --> 01:44:35,769 JOY: Isn't it nice? Do you like it? 2944 01:44:35,802 --> 01:44:38,405 Is that a pink chair? 2945 01:44:38,438 --> 01:44:40,640 -Yeah, we've been redecorating. -W-What's up with the drapes? 2946 01:44:40,673 --> 01:44:41,775 -Yeah. -(Margie laughs) 2947 01:44:41,808 --> 01:44:43,076 Plants, too. 2948 01:44:43,109 --> 01:44:44,944 Yeah. Why's... 2949 01:44:44,977 --> 01:44:46,446 Your mother has great taste. 2950 01:44:46,479 --> 01:44:47,681 Yeah. 2951 01:44:47,714 --> 01:44:49,416 MARGIE: Where have you been staying? 2952 01:44:49,449 --> 01:44:51,584 Oh, I've been, uh, at the firehouse with Ray. 2953 01:44:51,617 --> 01:44:54,321 Oh, okay. Well, I'm just glad that you're not on the street. 2954 01:44:54,354 --> 01:44:56,823 JOY: I told you he wasn't homeless. 2955 01:44:56,856 --> 01:44:58,792 When you're right, you're ri-- I love this green. 2956 01:44:58,825 --> 01:45:00,660 -MARGIE: Yeah, well... -We-- I actually have been 2957 01:45:00,693 --> 01:45:03,730 learning, uh, a lot and, like, bonding with the guys. 2958 01:45:03,763 --> 01:45:04,998 -Oh. -So, uh, yeah. 2959 01:45:05,031 --> 01:45:06,666 Yeah, they got me cleaning. 2960 01:45:06,699 --> 01:45:08,935 Uh, they got me, like, washing stuff and, like, 2961 01:45:08,968 --> 01:45:11,037 -working around the firehouse and... -Mm-hmm. Oh. 2962 01:45:11,070 --> 01:45:12,839 I really understand where you were coming from before. 2963 01:45:12,872 --> 01:45:14,607 You know, when you threw me out. 2964 01:45:14,640 --> 01:45:16,843 Like, I think I really got my shit together now, 2965 01:45:16,876 --> 01:45:18,912 and I'm ready to, like, come back and... 2966 01:45:18,945 --> 01:45:20,714 (laughing): Okay. 2967 01:45:20,747 --> 01:45:23,917 So, like, you think you know what hard work is? 2968 01:45:23,950 --> 01:45:25,919 Well, I wouldn't say that, but, you-you know, 2969 01:45:25,952 --> 01:45:27,587 I-I-I definitely have an idea. 2970 01:45:27,620 --> 01:45:30,090 -(Joy laughing) -You mopped a floor 2971 01:45:30,123 --> 01:45:31,725 and-and you cooked. 2972 01:45:31,758 --> 01:45:33,893 You cleaned a bathroom once. 2973 01:45:33,926 --> 01:45:35,795 Oh. Oh, Scott. 2974 01:45:35,828 --> 01:45:38,031 And how's your shoulder feel after all that very hard work? 2975 01:45:38,064 --> 01:45:39,032 (Margie and Joy laughing) 2976 01:45:39,065 --> 01:45:40,133 Oh, you're making fun of me. 2977 01:45:40,166 --> 01:45:41,401 Why are you making fun-- 2978 01:45:41,434 --> 01:45:42,769 I-I worked really hard. I did. 2979 01:45:42,802 --> 01:45:43,770 Ask Ray. 2980 01:45:43,803 --> 01:45:45,038 He's trying to get back. 2981 01:45:45,071 --> 01:45:46,439 (laughing) 2982 01:45:46,472 --> 01:45:47,574 Eat a dick, Joy. 2983 01:45:47,607 --> 01:45:49,042 Had one for breakfast. 2984 01:45:49,075 --> 01:45:50,043 I'm full. 2985 01:45:50,076 --> 01:45:51,711 Hey! 2986 01:45:51,744 --> 01:45:53,880 And-and wh-- and where's Dad's shrine? 2987 01:45:53,913 --> 01:45:55,415 -Where-where-where... -Oh, you're ruining the vibe. 2988 01:45:55,448 --> 01:45:56,783 Where's his shrine? Where's Dad's shrine? 2989 01:45:56,816 --> 01:45:58,785 All of his stuff is gone. All my shit's gone. 2990 01:45:58,818 --> 01:46:00,587 -What's going on? -Honey. 2991 01:46:00,620 --> 01:46:01,788 Uh, all right, let-- I'm-I'm really sorry. 2992 01:46:01,821 --> 01:46:03,123 I'm sorry I raised my voice. I'm sorry. 2993 01:46:03,156 --> 01:46:04,424 -I'm sorry I laughed. -Could we talk in private? 2994 01:46:04,457 --> 01:46:05,725 -Let's go outside, yeah. -Yeah. 2995 01:46:05,758 --> 01:46:07,026 So we're gonna speak for a minute. 2996 01:46:07,059 --> 01:46:09,062 -I'm sorry. -So sorry. -SCOTT: It's okay, Joy. 2997 01:46:09,095 --> 01:46:10,830 -Let's just have a real... -Let's just-- Yeah. 2998 01:46:10,863 --> 01:46:12,399 -Let's just talk outside. -Let's just get into it. 2999 01:46:12,432 --> 01:46:13,533 You know? Right. Okay. 3000 01:46:13,566 --> 01:46:14,634 -So... -(lock clicks) 3001 01:46:14,667 --> 01:46:16,069 JOY: Oh, no, you did not! 3002 01:46:16,102 --> 01:46:17,604 (Joy and Margie laughing) 3003 01:46:17,637 --> 01:46:18,605 LOCKWOOD (over speakers): Code alarm. 3004 01:46:18,638 --> 01:46:20,173 -Engine and truck are first due. -(alarm ringing) 3005 01:46:20,206 --> 01:46:21,574 Box 118. 3006 01:46:21,607 --> 01:46:23,042 Heavy smoke coming from the roof. 3007 01:46:23,075 --> 01:46:24,944 Hey, yo, Scott, you want to ride this one in? 3008 01:46:24,977 --> 01:46:26,146 Is-is that okay? 3009 01:46:27,680 --> 01:46:29,082 Yeah, jump in. 3010 01:46:29,115 --> 01:46:30,950 -Jump in. -(truck engine starts) 3011 01:46:30,983 --> 01:46:33,486 (truck doors closing) 3012 01:46:33,519 --> 01:46:35,054 -(sirens wailing) -PALAZZO: Listen up. 3013 01:46:35,087 --> 01:46:37,056 We're getting multiple calls on this box. 3014 01:46:37,089 --> 01:46:38,958 We're going to a fire. Suit up! 3015 01:46:38,991 --> 01:46:40,760 (into radio): Ladder 5-7 to Staten Island. 3016 01:46:40,793 --> 01:46:42,462 DISPATCHER: Yes, go ahead, Ladder 5-7. 3017 01:46:42,495 --> 01:46:43,830 PALAZZO: Transmitting second alarm. 3018 01:46:43,863 --> 01:46:45,064 Box 1-1-8. 3019 01:46:45,097 --> 01:46:46,766 Fire in the first and second floor 3020 01:46:46,799 --> 01:46:48,768 of a five-story multiple dwelling. 3021 01:46:48,801 --> 01:46:51,438 ♪ ♪ 3022 01:46:59,512 --> 01:47:02,148 (sirens continue wailing) 3023 01:47:02,181 --> 01:47:03,183 DISPATCHER (over speakers): 1-4-9 to 1-4-9, 3024 01:47:03,216 --> 01:47:05,819 Chauffer to start work. 3025 01:47:05,852 --> 01:47:07,086 PAPA (over speakers): 1-4-9 Chauffeur to Control. 3026 01:47:07,119 --> 01:47:08,588 Turn on the hydrant. 3027 01:47:08,621 --> 01:47:10,990 PALAZZO: All right. Suit up. 3028 01:47:11,023 --> 01:47:12,859 SAVAGE: 10-4. 3029 01:47:12,892 --> 01:47:15,728 PALAZZO: Ladder 5-7 to Chauffeur. 3030 01:47:15,761 --> 01:47:18,698 George, take the aerial and vent that third-floor window, 3031 01:47:18,731 --> 01:47:20,434 and then get the aerial to the roof. 3032 01:47:23,603 --> 01:47:25,038 LOCKWOOD: 1-4-9 to 1-4-9. 3033 01:47:25,071 --> 01:47:26,506 Chauffeur, start water. 3034 01:47:26,539 --> 01:47:28,542 ♪ ♪ 3035 01:47:32,678 --> 01:47:34,481 PALAZZO: Are you guys ready? I'm opening the door. 3036 01:47:37,583 --> 01:47:39,519 49, here comes your water. 3037 01:47:39,552 --> 01:47:42,188 PALAZZO: Hit it, hit it. Go. Hit it, hit it! 3038 01:47:42,221 --> 01:47:44,024 (chatter continues) 3039 01:47:49,061 --> 01:47:50,663 I'm good. 3040 01:47:50,696 --> 01:47:51,631 -SAVAGE: You all right? -Yeah. 3041 01:47:53,266 --> 01:47:54,868 They're gonna be fine. They got this. 3042 01:47:54,901 --> 01:47:57,136 Yeah, yeah, I-I know. 3043 01:47:57,169 --> 01:47:59,839 I know it looks bad, but they know what they're doing. 3044 01:47:59,872 --> 01:48:01,608 All right? 3045 01:48:01,641 --> 01:48:02,909 RIVERA: Ladder 5-7, Chauffeur 5-7. 3046 01:48:02,942 --> 01:48:05,678 I just vented the third-floor window. 3047 01:48:05,711 --> 01:48:07,514 I'm bringing the aerial to the roof. 3048 01:48:11,918 --> 01:48:14,020 RAY: 5-7 O.V. to 5-7. 3049 01:48:14,053 --> 01:48:16,623 I got a 10-45 on the second floor. 3050 01:48:16,656 --> 01:48:18,625 Gonna bring him down the inside stairs. 3051 01:48:18,658 --> 01:48:20,093 LOCKWOOD: 10-4, Ray. 3052 01:48:20,126 --> 01:48:21,694 RIVERA: 5-7 roof to 5-7... 3053 01:48:21,727 --> 01:48:24,564 PAPA: 1-4-9 Chauffeur to 1-4-9. 3054 01:48:24,597 --> 01:48:27,066 -How's the water pressure? -RIVERA: Pressure's fine. 3055 01:48:27,099 --> 01:48:29,870 ♪ ♪ 3056 01:48:33,105 --> 01:48:35,041 PALAZZO: 5-7-9 to 5-7, 3057 01:48:35,074 --> 01:48:36,743 all the apartments on the first floor are clear. 3058 01:48:36,776 --> 01:48:38,011 RIVERA: 10-4, Cap. 3059 01:48:42,782 --> 01:48:44,551 LOCKWOOD: You know, everyone gets nervous 3060 01:48:44,584 --> 01:48:45,985 during their first fire. 3061 01:48:46,018 --> 01:48:47,921 You know, when I was a probie, I was so scared, 3062 01:48:47,954 --> 01:48:49,722 I would follow my captain everywhere, 3063 01:48:49,755 --> 01:48:51,558 just hold on to his jacket. 3064 01:48:51,591 --> 01:48:53,893 You know, follow him around, hold on for dear life. 3065 01:48:53,926 --> 01:48:55,295 -RIVERA: Yeah. -PAPA: No, but, uh, 3066 01:48:55,328 --> 01:48:57,263 you know, everybody gets a little scared. 3067 01:48:57,296 --> 01:48:59,032 I mean, you know, I mean, it's-- keeps you honest. 3068 01:48:59,065 --> 01:49:00,767 You know? No, if you don't get scared, 3069 01:49:00,800 --> 01:49:02,235 -there's something wrong with you. -LOCKWOOD: Mm-hmm. 3070 01:49:02,268 --> 01:49:03,836 ("The Weight" by The Band playing) 3071 01:49:03,869 --> 01:49:06,873 And, by the way, your dad never got scared. 3072 01:49:06,906 --> 01:49:08,274 (laughter) 3073 01:49:08,307 --> 01:49:09,943 Yeah? How-how do you know? 3074 01:49:12,178 --> 01:49:14,781 I mean, back in the day, I-I was at the same house 3075 01:49:14,814 --> 01:49:16,983 with him for about six months, so... 3076 01:49:17,016 --> 01:49:19,118 Wait, you worked with my dad for six months 3077 01:49:19,151 --> 01:49:20,987 -and you're just telling me? -Yeah. I mean, I-- 3078 01:49:21,020 --> 01:49:22,655 Yeah, I didn't want to make you feel weird. 3079 01:49:22,688 --> 01:49:23,756 LOCKWOOD: We didn't want to insult you 3080 01:49:23,789 --> 01:49:25,758 'cause you seem a little delicate. 3081 01:49:25,791 --> 01:49:26,893 -No. Please. -PAPA: Well, yeah. 3082 01:49:26,926 --> 01:49:28,261 What, w-what was he like? 3083 01:49:28,294 --> 01:49:30,830 He was kind of like you. 3084 01:49:30,863 --> 01:49:32,665 You know, like, if you didn't know him, 3085 01:49:32,698 --> 01:49:34,100 you'd think he was a crack baby, but he was... 3086 01:49:34,133 --> 01:49:35,969 (laughter) 3087 01:49:36,002 --> 01:49:37,804 No, but he was a good guy. He was a, he was a great guy. 3088 01:49:37,837 --> 01:49:39,806 -He was a great guy. -Well, I-I, I mean, I heard 3089 01:49:39,839 --> 01:49:40,707 -he was fucking hilarious. -Oh, yeah. 3090 01:49:40,740 --> 01:49:42,675 And-and he got away with so much shit, 3091 01:49:42,708 --> 01:49:44,243 like, because he was so freaking likable. 3092 01:49:44,276 --> 01:49:46,613 What kind of stuff? Like, w-what'd he get away with? 3093 01:49:46,646 --> 01:49:48,881 One time, we were driving down the West Side Highway 3094 01:49:48,914 --> 01:49:50,617 -after being out all night... -LOCKWOOD: Mm. 3095 01:49:50,650 --> 01:49:51,618 You know this. 3096 01:49:51,651 --> 01:49:53,252 This is a good one. 3097 01:49:53,285 --> 01:49:54,787 And, uh, he's, like, 3098 01:49:54,820 --> 01:49:56,322 he's up on the-- through the sunroof. 3099 01:49:56,355 --> 01:49:57,957 He's, like, sitting on top of the car. 3100 01:49:57,990 --> 01:49:59,892 We're like-- We couldn't get him in. 3101 01:49:59,925 --> 01:50:02,095 So we start speeding up, stopping short, you know. 3102 01:50:02,128 --> 01:50:03,997 (laughs) 3103 01:50:04,030 --> 01:50:08,301 By the time we hit the bridge, he fell onto the windshield. 3104 01:50:08,334 --> 01:50:09,669 -(laughing): So he's... -What? 3105 01:50:09,702 --> 01:50:10,803 he's, like... 3106 01:50:10,836 --> 01:50:12,038 -(laughter) -SCOTT: What? 3107 01:50:12,071 --> 01:50:14,641 Hanging on, cursing at us, putting his face 3108 01:50:14,674 --> 01:50:15,708 up against the windshield. 3109 01:50:15,741 --> 01:50:18,177 He's like, "You motherfuckers!" 3110 01:50:18,210 --> 01:50:20,413 -It was like some real Tom Cruise shit. -(laughter) 3111 01:50:20,446 --> 01:50:22,081 So... (laughs) 3112 01:50:22,114 --> 01:50:24,217 (laughter) 3113 01:50:24,250 --> 01:50:25,952 We get into Brooklyn. 3114 01:50:25,985 --> 01:50:27,854 And sure-sure enough, there's cops. 3115 01:50:27,887 --> 01:50:29,822 Like, uh, like they were waiting for us. 3116 01:50:29,855 --> 01:50:31,157 SCOTT: Oh, shit. 3117 01:50:31,190 --> 01:50:33,059 PAPA: So now I'm like, "Oh, fuck. We're screwed." 3118 01:50:33,092 --> 01:50:35,294 Stan gets off the car. He goes over to the cop. 3119 01:50:35,327 --> 01:50:38,164 I'm thinking, "Oh, shit, he's gonna fucking clock this cop. 3120 01:50:38,197 --> 01:50:39,899 He's gonna, you know..." 3121 01:50:39,932 --> 01:50:41,701 And he goes right up to him, grabs his face, 3122 01:50:41,734 --> 01:50:44,003 and he kisses him on the lips. 3123 01:50:44,036 --> 01:50:45,038 (laughter) 3124 01:50:45,071 --> 01:50:46,406 They went to high school together. 3125 01:50:46,439 --> 01:50:48,174 They went to fucking high school together. 3126 01:50:48,207 --> 01:50:50,009 I'm like, "Only Stan could get away with that." 3127 01:50:50,042 --> 01:50:51,411 I swear to God. 3128 01:50:51,444 --> 01:50:52,912 Well, you know, the rumor is 3129 01:50:52,945 --> 01:50:54,113 that he got the coke from the cops. 3130 01:50:54,146 --> 01:50:56,716 Not that cop. There was another cop he knew in Manhattan. 3131 01:50:56,749 --> 01:50:57,984 -(laughter) -What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No. 3132 01:50:58,017 --> 01:50:59,752 -Coke? What? No. -RAY: Guys, guys, guys. 3133 01:50:59,785 --> 01:51:02,055 -Guys, it's his dad. -So? 3134 01:51:02,088 --> 01:51:02,856 -I didn't know it was a secret. -RAY: It's his dad. 3135 01:51:02,889 --> 01:51:04,357 You can't just tease me with that. 3136 01:51:04,390 --> 01:51:05,792 -Please, guys, but... -It was... 3137 01:51:05,825 --> 01:51:07,326 You don't understand. My mom, my mom tells me 3138 01:51:07,359 --> 01:51:08,461 all these stories about how much 3139 01:51:08,494 --> 01:51:09,896 he's like a saint and all that shit. 3140 01:51:09,929 --> 01:51:11,097 Like, I-I would love to hear a coke story. 3141 01:51:11,130 --> 01:51:12,231 -Please. -The PG-13 version. 3142 01:51:12,264 --> 01:51:13,866 No, you don't-- No, the real version. 3143 01:51:13,899 --> 01:51:15,401 You don't understand the amount of pressure I'm under, 3144 01:51:15,434 --> 01:51:17,070 -thinking this guy's perfect. -All right, fuck it, fuck it. 3145 01:51:17,103 --> 01:51:18,705 All right, we were coked out of our minds. 3146 01:51:18,738 --> 01:51:20,039 -Nice. -All right? We all were. 3147 01:51:20,072 --> 01:51:22,041 -(laughing) -We all-- Well, I mean, uh, we were. 3148 01:51:22,074 --> 01:51:23,710 -But that was a different time. I mean, we all did it. -Right. 3149 01:51:23,743 --> 01:51:24,877 This guy was the cokehead. 3150 01:51:24,910 --> 01:51:26,279 -You were the cokehead. -All right. 3151 01:51:26,312 --> 01:51:28,247 I stopped four years ago. You know that. 3152 01:51:28,280 --> 01:51:29,415 What are you talk-- How do you think 3153 01:51:29,448 --> 01:51:30,750 he stayed this skinny all these years? 3154 01:51:30,783 --> 01:51:32,118 No, I have a high metabolism. 3155 01:51:32,151 --> 01:51:34,153 They should have his face on a nickel in Bolivia. 3156 01:51:34,186 --> 01:51:36,189 (laughter) 3157 01:51:39,058 --> 01:51:40,827 PAPA: But playtime was playtime, all right? 3158 01:51:40,860 --> 01:51:43,129 Like, you know, when he was at work, 3159 01:51:43,162 --> 01:51:46,265 he was, he was all, you know, business. 3160 01:51:46,298 --> 01:51:48,234 All right? And he was the guy you wanted by your side 3161 01:51:48,267 --> 01:51:50,236 if-if you were going into a fire. 3162 01:51:50,269 --> 01:51:51,771 Yeah, I mean, if they were gonna, 3163 01:51:51,804 --> 01:51:53,806 like, build a fireman from scratch, 3164 01:51:53,839 --> 01:51:56,843 he would've been, you know... 3165 01:51:56,876 --> 01:51:57,910 -Prototype. -Yeah. Yeah. 3166 01:51:57,943 --> 01:51:59,912 Exactly. You know, top to bottom... 3167 01:51:59,945 --> 01:52:02,248 He's a fireman. 3168 01:52:02,281 --> 01:52:03,916 You know? 3169 01:52:03,949 --> 01:52:06,419 -You know, as brave as they come. -Yeah. 3170 01:52:06,452 --> 01:52:10,289 You know, I was thinking about what you said at the game 3171 01:52:10,322 --> 01:52:13,760 about, you know, like, firemen shouldn't have kids. 3172 01:52:15,961 --> 01:52:17,396 Let me tell you something. 3173 01:52:17,429 --> 01:52:19,932 You know, your dad, he didn't just die 3174 01:52:19,965 --> 01:52:21,768 saving those two people that night. 3175 01:52:21,801 --> 01:52:23,836 I mean, he did that a lot. 3176 01:52:23,869 --> 01:52:25,238 You know, like, sometimes, 3177 01:52:25,271 --> 01:52:26,906 he wouldn't even wait for the line. 3178 01:52:26,939 --> 01:52:29,041 He'd just, he'd just go in, like, a fully involved room, 3179 01:52:29,074 --> 01:52:30,777 and you're, like-- I'm like, "What are you doing?" 3180 01:52:30,810 --> 01:52:33,946 And because if-if he heard there was somebody in there, 3181 01:52:33,979 --> 01:52:35,982 he'd just go in. 3182 01:52:36,015 --> 01:52:37,450 That's the way, you know-- (stammers) 3183 01:52:37,483 --> 01:52:38,985 He-- That's who he was. 3184 01:52:39,018 --> 01:52:40,319 That's how he was built, you know? 3185 01:52:40,352 --> 01:52:42,322 He couldn't, he couldn't not be that way. 3186 01:52:44,356 --> 01:52:46,526 You understand? 3187 01:52:46,559 --> 01:52:49,862 Thank you. No, thank you, thank you for sharing. 3188 01:52:49,895 --> 01:52:51,998 That's awesome. 3189 01:52:52,031 --> 01:52:53,833 He would slap the shit out of me 3190 01:52:53,866 --> 01:52:56,469 if he heard me say this about him, but he was a hero. 3191 01:52:58,404 --> 01:53:01,040 And heroes are necessary. 3192 01:53:01,073 --> 01:53:03,543 And they should be allowed to have families, all right? 3193 01:53:03,576 --> 01:53:06,479 But I know it means, you know, 3194 01:53:06,512 --> 01:53:09,182 that people suffer. 3195 01:53:09,215 --> 01:53:12,385 And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 3196 01:53:12,418 --> 01:53:15,188 Well, but I'm sorry for being a dick. 3197 01:53:15,221 --> 01:53:18,357 -There's-there's two sides to every story. -No. 3198 01:53:18,390 --> 01:53:21,427 Thank you for sharing with me. Thanks for taking me here. 3199 01:53:21,460 --> 01:53:23,529 -All right, we don't have to get all Oprah. -Yeah. 3200 01:53:23,562 --> 01:53:25,398 -(mutters) It's all right. -Hey, to Stan. 3201 01:53:25,431 --> 01:53:26,399 -Yeah, Stan. -Yeah, Stan. 3202 01:53:26,432 --> 01:53:29,168 -Stan. -Stan. -Stan. 3203 01:53:29,201 --> 01:53:30,804 ("One Headlight" by The Wallflowers playing) 3204 01:53:35,975 --> 01:53:38,311 (all singing along): ♪ Hey ♪ 3205 01:53:38,344 --> 01:53:40,479 ♪ Come on, try a little ♪ 3206 01:53:40,512 --> 01:53:42,849 ♪ Nothing is forever ♪ 3207 01:53:42,882 --> 01:53:45,484 ♪ There's got to be something better than ♪ 3208 01:53:45,517 --> 01:53:46,853 ♪ In the middle ♪ 3209 01:53:46,886 --> 01:53:49,355 ♪ But me and Cinderella ♪ 3210 01:53:49,388 --> 01:53:51,023 ♪ We put it all together ♪ 3211 01:53:51,056 --> 01:53:54,828 ♪ We can drive it home ♪ 3212 01:53:56,896 --> 01:53:59,198 ♪ With one headlight ♪ 3213 01:53:59,231 --> 01:54:02,235 (cheering, excited chatter) 3214 01:54:05,471 --> 01:54:08,541 -♪ She said it's cold, it feels like... ♪ -(song fades) 3215 01:54:08,574 --> 01:54:10,176 My head hurts. I-- 3216 01:54:10,209 --> 01:54:12,612 This-this is why I don't drink. I just, I just smoke weed. 3217 01:54:15,014 --> 01:54:16,949 Hey, so what are you gonna do? 3218 01:54:16,982 --> 01:54:18,417 (Scott sighs) 3219 01:54:18,450 --> 01:54:21,287 With-with what? 3220 01:54:21,320 --> 01:54:22,956 With your life. 3221 01:54:24,990 --> 01:54:26,593 You must be passionate about something. 3222 01:54:28,427 --> 01:54:31,097 Um, yeah, the... the tattoo thing. 3223 01:54:31,130 --> 01:54:33,199 I... I love that. 3224 01:54:34,633 --> 01:54:37,336 Were you, like, into that? 3225 01:54:37,369 --> 01:54:41,207 No, you know, it-it takes a lot of practice, you know, and... 3226 01:54:43,375 --> 01:54:46,579 None of my friends will let me tattoo them anymore and... 3227 01:54:46,612 --> 01:54:48,414 Hey, why don't you give me a tattoo? 3228 01:54:49,448 --> 01:54:51,284 What? 3229 01:54:51,317 --> 01:54:52,585 What-what? 3230 01:54:52,618 --> 01:54:54,253 Come on, I don't have any tattoos. 3231 01:54:54,286 --> 01:54:57,323 I'm a, I'm a blank slate, man. (chuckles) 3232 01:54:57,356 --> 01:54:59,125 Put it on my back. Yeah, use it for practice. 3233 01:54:59,158 --> 01:55:01,327 Well... well, you're just saying this 3234 01:55:01,360 --> 01:55:02,595 'cause you're drunk, right? You're not... 3235 01:55:02,628 --> 01:55:04,163 -You're not actually... -Isn't everybody drunk 3236 01:55:04,196 --> 01:55:06,232 when they get their first tattoo? 3237 01:55:06,265 --> 01:55:07,366 Touché, Ray. 3238 01:55:07,399 --> 01:55:09,035 Yeah. 3239 01:55:09,068 --> 01:55:10,569 It's my back. I don't give a fuck. 3240 01:55:10,602 --> 01:55:12,605 I'm never gonna see it. 3241 01:55:12,638 --> 01:55:16,142 Plus, I got to tell you something, you know. 3242 01:55:16,175 --> 01:55:18,344 I saw that drawing you did for Harold. 3243 01:55:20,546 --> 01:55:23,516 I was kind of blown away by it, man. You... 3244 01:55:23,549 --> 01:55:25,518 You're getting really good at it. 3245 01:55:25,551 --> 01:55:27,386 I'm practicing a lot. 3246 01:55:27,419 --> 01:55:29,522 Yeah. 3247 01:55:29,555 --> 01:55:31,290 Like anything, you keep doing it, you get better at it. 3248 01:55:31,323 --> 01:55:33,125 And I, you know... 3249 01:55:33,158 --> 01:55:36,696 You know, I do want to see you do well, all right? 3250 01:55:36,729 --> 01:55:39,598 I-I believe in you. 3251 01:55:39,631 --> 01:55:41,167 Thanks, man. 3252 01:55:41,200 --> 01:55:44,103 You... you must really love me. 3253 01:55:44,136 --> 01:55:45,972 I love you, too. 3254 01:55:49,441 --> 01:55:51,177 Uh, I-I appreciate that, but I'm not ready... 3255 01:55:51,210 --> 01:55:52,645 Y-You-you gonna say it back? 3256 01:55:52,678 --> 01:55:54,447 I'm not ready to say something like that. 3257 01:55:54,480 --> 01:55:55,982 You got to say it back. 3258 01:55:56,015 --> 01:55:56,950 What-what if I die tomorrow? 3259 01:55:58,584 --> 01:56:01,153 Then I'll be that guy saying, 3260 01:56:01,186 --> 01:56:02,989 "You know, even though I never said it..." 3261 01:56:03,022 --> 01:56:05,058 (both laughing) 3262 01:56:06,492 --> 01:56:07,693 Uh, look... 3263 01:56:07,726 --> 01:56:09,328 I would love to tattoo your back. 3264 01:56:09,361 --> 01:56:11,063 Okay, cool. 3265 01:56:11,096 --> 01:56:14,200 All right, but here's the deal. No unicorns. 3266 01:56:14,233 --> 01:56:16,402 -No rainbows, all right? -Uh. 3267 01:56:16,435 --> 01:56:18,070 None of that shit little girls like to color in. 3268 01:56:18,103 --> 01:56:19,071 (laughs): Okay. 3269 01:56:19,104 --> 01:56:21,107 No body parts. No nudity. 3270 01:56:21,140 --> 01:56:22,341 -Okay. -No Chinese letters. 3271 01:56:22,374 --> 01:56:23,576 -All right. All right, fine. -I want, I... 3272 01:56:23,609 --> 01:56:24,577 I want to be able to fucking read 3273 01:56:24,610 --> 01:56:26,278 whatever you put back there. 3274 01:56:26,311 --> 01:56:28,481 I don't need some o-order for orange chicken or some shit. 3275 01:56:28,514 --> 01:56:30,349 All right. 3276 01:56:30,382 --> 01:56:31,751 Here we go. You ready? 3277 01:56:31,784 --> 01:56:33,719 Yep, let's do it. Let's get it over with. 3278 01:56:33,752 --> 01:56:35,321 Yeah, I-I really appreciate this. 3279 01:56:35,354 --> 01:56:38,190 This is-- It's actually very nice. 3280 01:56:38,223 --> 01:56:39,225 Good. 3281 01:56:39,258 --> 01:56:41,527 All right. 3282 01:56:41,560 --> 01:56:42,729 (tattoo gun buzzing) 3283 01:56:43,762 --> 01:56:46,565 (groans) Fuck. 3284 01:56:46,598 --> 01:56:47,800 (laughs) 3285 01:56:47,833 --> 01:56:49,735 Dude, why do you get these? 3286 01:56:49,768 --> 01:56:52,138 Um, I don't know. I, uh... 3287 01:56:52,171 --> 01:56:53,739 Whenever I'm going through something, I just, 3288 01:56:53,772 --> 01:56:55,307 you know, I get one. 3289 01:56:55,340 --> 01:56:56,742 It relaxes me and calms me down. 3290 01:56:56,775 --> 01:56:58,577 Helps me, like, think things through, you know. 3291 01:56:58,610 --> 01:57:01,580 -This relaxes you? -Yeah. 3292 01:57:01,613 --> 01:57:04,216 You ever think of taking, like, a yoga class? 3293 01:57:04,249 --> 01:57:06,052 Meditating? 3294 01:57:06,085 --> 01:57:08,254 Why don't you just give blood? 3295 01:57:08,287 --> 01:57:10,122 (groans): There's still needles involved. 3296 01:57:10,155 --> 01:57:11,557 Yeah, that's a nice tattoo. 3297 01:57:11,590 --> 01:57:12,592 It's aces. 3298 01:57:14,660 --> 01:57:16,562 -You looking at my cards, you piece of shit? -What? 3299 01:57:16,595 --> 01:57:17,797 No, no, no, no. I'm talking about the tattoo. 3300 01:57:17,830 --> 01:57:19,065 What are you doing? 3301 01:57:19,098 --> 01:57:20,299 -What? -First good hand you dealt me 3302 01:57:20,332 --> 01:57:21,567 all night, you're cheating? 3303 01:57:21,600 --> 01:57:23,069 -He was talking about the tattoo. -Exactly. 3304 01:57:23,102 --> 01:57:25,271 -You are the worst liar ever. -(laughter) 3305 01:57:25,304 --> 01:57:27,106 What's six times four? 3306 01:57:27,139 --> 01:57:28,307 -24. -(tattoo gun buzzing) 3307 01:57:28,340 --> 01:57:30,309 (groaning): 24. Yeah, 24. 3308 01:57:30,342 --> 01:57:32,145 What's seven times five? 3309 01:57:33,345 --> 01:57:34,413 (mouthing) 3310 01:57:34,446 --> 01:57:37,216 -35. -Good job. 3311 01:57:37,249 --> 01:57:39,085 Look how smart you are. (groans) 3312 01:57:39,118 --> 01:57:40,453 I'm trying to guess what you're drawing 3313 01:57:40,486 --> 01:57:42,121 by the, by the way your hand's going. 3314 01:57:42,154 --> 01:57:44,190 Remember, nothing weird or I'll kill you. 3315 01:57:44,223 --> 01:57:45,658 -SCOTT: Nothing weird. -Okay. 3316 01:57:45,691 --> 01:57:46,792 It doesn't look weird, does it? 3317 01:57:46,825 --> 01:57:48,527 No, not at all. 3318 01:57:48,560 --> 01:57:50,763 RAY: Oh, good, 'cause you know I'll murder him. 3319 01:57:50,796 --> 01:57:52,298 It looks wonderful. 3320 01:57:52,331 --> 01:57:54,400 Oh! Is it supposed to hurt? 3321 01:57:54,433 --> 01:57:56,635 Is it supposed to hurt that much? 3322 01:57:56,668 --> 01:57:58,637 It's-it's a needle going into your back. Yeah. 3323 01:57:58,670 --> 01:58:01,607 I know, but I thought I had more back fat than that. 3324 01:58:01,640 --> 01:58:03,275 Can I get a tattoo? 3325 01:58:03,308 --> 01:58:04,276 -No. No. -SCOTT: Sure. 3326 01:58:04,309 --> 01:58:05,277 -All right. -No. 3327 01:58:05,310 --> 01:58:06,278 Never. 3328 01:58:06,311 --> 01:58:07,413 Don't mess with perfection. 3329 01:58:09,348 --> 01:58:10,749 (alarm ringing and blaring loudly) 3330 01:58:10,782 --> 01:58:11,884 WOMAN (over speakers): Everybody goes. 3331 01:58:11,917 --> 01:58:13,752 Both companies, first due. 3332 01:58:13,785 --> 01:58:16,222 Phone alarm. Box 3-4-3. 3333 01:58:16,255 --> 01:58:19,225 18 Carpenter Avenue between Rockland and Franklin. 3334 01:58:19,258 --> 01:58:21,327 Smoke coming from the second- floor window of a private home. 3335 01:58:21,360 --> 01:58:22,328 -(truck engine starts) -Turnout. 3336 01:58:22,361 --> 01:58:24,831 (sirens wailing) 3337 01:58:33,672 --> 01:58:35,675 (birds chirping) 3338 01:58:37,676 --> 01:58:39,778 (pants) Yoo-hoo. 3339 01:58:39,811 --> 01:58:41,480 -Excuse me. -Yeah? 3340 01:58:41,513 --> 01:58:42,615 Hey, man. How you doing? 3341 01:58:42,648 --> 01:58:44,216 What's up, man? 3342 01:58:44,249 --> 01:58:45,351 I need some assistance over here, please. 3343 01:58:45,384 --> 01:58:46,719 -Sure, I... -Hey, give me a sh... 3344 01:58:46,752 --> 01:58:48,721 -Oh, my God! -Ah, don't worry about it. 3345 01:58:48,754 --> 01:58:51,190 Listen, everything's all good. 3346 01:58:51,223 --> 01:58:52,191 It's, uh, really nothing. 3347 01:58:52,224 --> 01:58:53,726 I just need a little assistance. 3348 01:58:53,759 --> 01:58:55,361 This is something that needs to be taken care of now. 3349 01:58:55,394 --> 01:58:57,229 What happened? Are you okay? Did you get shot? 3350 01:58:57,262 --> 01:58:59,431 -Were you stabbed? -It's not really a big deal. 3351 01:58:59,464 --> 01:59:01,233 My vape exploded in my pocket. Just... 3352 01:59:01,266 --> 01:59:03,536 I didn't stretch right before yoga. 3353 01:59:03,569 --> 01:59:06,372 I was playing tennis. I slipped. 3354 01:59:06,405 --> 01:59:08,374 -Well, which one is it? -What do you want me to say? 3355 01:59:08,407 --> 01:59:09,775 It was nothing. 3356 01:59:09,808 --> 01:59:13,212 I just need some medical attention, but just by you. 3357 01:59:13,245 --> 01:59:15,514 Dude, I got to call 911. I don't know what to do. 3358 01:59:15,547 --> 01:59:17,349 No, no, no, listen, listen. No police, please. 3359 01:59:17,382 --> 01:59:18,551 Not today. 3360 01:59:18,584 --> 01:59:20,619 -What does that even mean? -No. 3361 01:59:20,652 --> 01:59:22,221 We don't need to get the government involved 3362 01:59:22,254 --> 01:59:23,255 into this situation. 3363 01:59:23,288 --> 01:59:24,590 We can handle this together. 3364 01:59:24,623 --> 01:59:26,725 Dude, I'm so high. I can't help you right now. 3365 01:59:26,758 --> 01:59:28,727 I'm high, too. 3366 01:59:28,760 --> 01:59:30,930 Well, then you know how I feel. 3367 01:59:30,963 --> 01:59:32,898 -(groans) -What do you want me to do? 3368 01:59:32,931 --> 01:59:34,533 Take a look at this. 3369 01:59:34,566 --> 01:59:36,435 I need some sort of foam. 3370 01:59:36,468 --> 01:59:37,770 -Holy shit! -You got some stitching? 3371 01:59:37,803 --> 01:59:39,638 -Dude! -Do-do you have, like, a little needle? 3372 01:59:39,671 --> 01:59:40,873 -Do you have something with a needlepoint? -No. 3373 01:59:40,906 --> 01:59:42,575 What happened? 3374 01:59:42,608 --> 01:59:44,443 It was a misunderstanding. It was an argument. 3375 01:59:44,476 --> 01:59:46,212 But we're all friends again. We worked it out. 3376 01:59:46,245 --> 01:59:47,713 You know how buddies get. 3377 01:59:47,746 --> 01:59:49,582 Dude, I-- We-we, we got to take you to the hospital 3378 01:59:49,615 --> 01:59:51,784 -or you're gonna die. -I'm not gonna die. 3379 01:59:51,817 --> 01:59:52,885 -Yes, you are. -I'm gonna die? 3380 01:59:52,918 --> 01:59:54,386 Yeah, I'm positive. 3381 01:59:54,419 --> 01:59:55,354 I'm positive that you're gonna die 3382 01:59:55,387 --> 01:59:56,789 if we don't go to the hospital. 3383 01:59:56,822 --> 01:59:58,624 -(siren wailing) -(man groans) 3384 02:00:01,560 --> 02:00:03,495 (man groans) 3385 02:00:03,528 --> 02:00:04,797 Are there metal detectors in here? 3386 02:00:04,830 --> 02:00:05,998 I-I'm not sure. Why? 3387 02:00:06,031 --> 02:00:07,700 Don't even worry about it. 3388 02:00:07,733 --> 02:00:09,535 I'll tell you later. 3389 02:00:09,568 --> 02:00:10,569 Oh, shit. 3390 02:00:10,602 --> 02:00:12,238 (groans) 3391 02:00:12,271 --> 02:00:13,639 -Oh, fuck. -You'll be all right. 3392 02:00:13,672 --> 02:00:15,341 -Oh, my God. -You'll be all right. 3393 02:00:15,374 --> 02:00:16,742 -Guys, I need help! -(groaning) 3394 02:00:16,775 --> 02:00:18,944 This guy's bleeding! He's losing a lot of blood! 3395 02:00:18,977 --> 02:00:20,613 -I need a gurney, please! -Oh, thank you. 3396 02:00:20,646 --> 02:00:22,348 -All right, just hold-- Put... -Thank you. 3397 02:00:22,381 --> 02:00:24,650 -Put pressure on it, all right? -(groaning) 3398 02:00:24,683 --> 02:00:26,619 Hi. This guy's been, uh, either shot or stabbed. 3399 02:00:26,652 --> 02:00:28,487 I don't know. He's been kind of vague about it. 3400 02:00:28,520 --> 02:00:30,589 Sir, have you been shot? Stabbed? 3401 02:00:30,622 --> 02:00:31,924 No. 3402 02:00:31,957 --> 02:00:34,293 -I fell in a thorn bush. -Okay. 3403 02:00:34,326 --> 02:00:35,894 Have him fill out this paperwork, 3404 02:00:35,927 --> 02:00:39,531 and the doctor will call you when he's ready. 3405 02:00:39,564 --> 02:00:41,433 Do me a favor, man. Can we just switch identities? 3406 02:00:41,466 --> 02:00:42,534 What? No. 3407 02:00:42,567 --> 02:00:43,936 Just let me use your driver's license. 3408 02:00:43,969 --> 02:00:46,038 -We look nothing alike, dude. -No one's gonna know. 3409 02:00:46,071 --> 02:00:47,740 Just trust me. 3410 02:00:47,773 --> 02:00:49,908 I'm bleeding. It feels like I have to shit. 3411 02:00:49,941 --> 02:00:52,278 Oh, Jesus Christ. 3412 02:00:52,311 --> 02:00:53,746 I'm Margie's son. Do you know-- 3413 02:00:53,779 --> 02:00:54,380 -I'm Margie's son. -(woman speaking Spanish) 3414 02:00:54,413 --> 02:00:56,849 I don't know who that is. 3415 02:00:56,882 --> 02:00:58,784 -I'm just filling in. -(continues speaking Spanish) 3416 02:00:58,817 --> 02:01:00,352 Okay. 3417 02:01:00,385 --> 02:01:02,554 -I know. -My pain keeps coming. 3418 02:01:02,587 --> 02:01:04,857 Tell that fucking cocksucker, my father, that I hate him 3419 02:01:04,890 --> 02:01:07,826 and I love him at the same time and I forgive him. 3420 02:01:07,859 --> 02:01:10,296 I-I-I do not need to do that, because you're gonna live. 3421 02:01:11,963 --> 02:01:13,966 Tell my sister I know she's my mother. 3422 02:01:15,000 --> 02:01:16,368 Huh. 3423 02:01:16,401 --> 02:01:18,370 Got here as soon as I could. 3424 02:01:18,403 --> 02:01:19,872 Hey, man, we got to help this guy. 3425 02:01:19,905 --> 02:01:20,873 He's bleeding out. 3426 02:01:20,906 --> 02:01:22,441 This a cop? 3427 02:01:22,474 --> 02:01:24,009 He looks like a cop. 3428 02:01:24,042 --> 02:01:25,311 Excuse me, ma'am. 3429 02:01:25,344 --> 02:01:26,645 Ray Bishop, Ladder 57. 3430 02:01:26,678 --> 02:01:28,414 We got to get this guy some help. 3431 02:01:28,447 --> 02:01:29,615 We got to move it along here. 3432 02:01:29,648 --> 02:01:31,317 -Follow me. -Okay, come on, buddy. 3433 02:01:31,350 --> 02:01:32,551 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 3434 02:01:32,584 --> 02:01:33,819 Here we go, here we go, here we go. 3435 02:01:33,852 --> 02:01:36,322 -(man groaning) -All right. 3436 02:01:36,355 --> 02:01:37,856 Abdominal wound! 3437 02:01:37,889 --> 02:01:38,957 RAY: There we go. 3438 02:01:38,990 --> 02:01:40,492 Where? Where? 3439 02:01:40,525 --> 02:01:41,827 Put him in Two. 3440 02:01:41,860 --> 02:01:42,861 In Two. 3441 02:01:42,894 --> 02:01:44,596 DOCTOR: Let's get vitals. 3442 02:01:44,629 --> 02:01:45,864 -All right, buddy. -All right, get him right here. 3443 02:01:45,897 --> 02:01:47,032 We got to get your shirt off. 3444 02:01:47,065 --> 02:01:48,701 Let me know if you need trauma. 3445 02:01:48,734 --> 02:01:50,703 -(groans): Oh, shit. -Okay. Here we go. 3446 02:01:50,736 --> 02:01:52,938 -Nice and easy, nice and easy. -I'll meet you at Six. Six. 3447 02:01:52,971 --> 02:01:55,341 (man groans) 3448 02:01:55,374 --> 02:01:57,376 JOY: You okay? It's gonna be okay. 3449 02:01:57,409 --> 02:01:58,678 (mutters) 3450 02:02:04,549 --> 02:02:05,884 He's one of your friends? 3451 02:02:05,917 --> 02:02:07,986 No, no, no. I-I was just helping him. 3452 02:02:08,019 --> 02:02:09,621 Yeah, Scott brought him in. 3453 02:02:09,654 --> 02:02:11,357 You know, guy just kind of wandered into the firehouse 3454 02:02:11,390 --> 02:02:12,591 while we were out on a call. 3455 02:02:12,624 --> 02:02:14,660 You guys are covered in blood. Take these off. 3456 02:02:14,693 --> 02:02:15,895 Throw 'em here. 3457 02:02:18,864 --> 02:02:20,699 Put 'em over here. 3458 02:02:20,732 --> 02:02:21,900 Just leave 'em there. Down there. 3459 02:02:21,933 --> 02:02:23,402 What's that? 3460 02:02:23,435 --> 02:02:25,771 -What's that? -Oh. 3461 02:02:27,038 --> 02:02:29,708 I let your son practice on me. 3462 02:02:29,741 --> 02:02:31,710 How's it look? He won't let me see it till it's done. 3463 02:02:31,743 --> 02:02:33,412 Let me see it. 3464 02:02:33,445 --> 02:02:35,948 ♪ ♪ 3465 02:02:39,918 --> 02:02:43,723 He, um, he-he let me do whatever I wanted, so... 3466 02:02:46,091 --> 02:02:47,893 Jesus Christ. 3467 02:02:47,926 --> 02:02:50,963 RAY: He didn't put anything stupid on there, did he? 3468 02:02:50,996 --> 02:02:52,431 Took forever. 3469 02:02:58,603 --> 02:02:59,805 (Margie sighs) 3470 02:03:10,582 --> 02:03:11,584 Nah. 3471 02:03:13,785 --> 02:03:15,821 SCOTT: Yeah, I, um... I can never get the eyes right 3472 02:03:15,854 --> 02:03:17,923 'cause I-I just make them too dark, but I-I... 3473 02:03:17,956 --> 02:03:19,592 It's beautiful. 3474 02:03:21,026 --> 02:03:22,928 I'm proud of you. 3475 02:03:22,961 --> 02:03:25,798 -You could really do this. -Thanks. 3476 02:03:25,831 --> 02:03:27,099 There's not any, like, Chinese characters 3477 02:03:27,132 --> 02:03:28,467 or anything back there, is there? 3478 02:03:29,701 --> 02:03:30,936 No, no. 3479 02:03:30,969 --> 02:03:32,037 No, no, no. 3480 02:03:32,070 --> 02:03:33,639 You told me not to. 3481 02:03:33,672 --> 02:03:35,541 I would never disobey you. 3482 02:03:35,574 --> 02:03:37,776 Thank you for letting him do this, Ray. 3483 02:03:37,809 --> 02:03:39,812 Oh, I didn't do anything. I just sat there. 3484 02:03:39,845 --> 02:03:41,013 He did all the work. 3485 02:03:41,046 --> 02:03:43,215 You liked going over the spine, didn't ya? 3486 02:03:43,248 --> 02:03:45,117 Took it like a champ. 3487 02:03:45,150 --> 02:03:46,618 I sat there wincing. 3488 02:03:46,651 --> 02:03:47,686 (chuckles) 3489 02:03:52,157 --> 02:03:53,759 Oh, my God. 3490 02:03:53,792 --> 02:03:55,561 Can we at least close the curtain? 3491 02:03:55,594 --> 02:03:57,796 -Oh. My guys. -Guys, people die in here, all right? 3492 02:03:57,829 --> 02:04:00,566 -My guys. My guys. -Uh... -Aw, come on. 3493 02:04:00,599 --> 02:04:03,135 Mom, I don't want to hug him. He's not wearing a shirt. 3494 02:04:03,168 --> 02:04:05,170 -Come on, you can handle it. -Ah, dude, you're so smooth. 3495 02:04:05,203 --> 02:04:07,473 You're-you're like a sea otter. 3496 02:04:07,506 --> 02:04:08,640 -(Margie laughs) -Please, we have to stop. 3497 02:04:08,673 --> 02:04:09,908 We have to stop. Please. Please. 3498 02:04:09,941 --> 02:04:11,610 -Please stop? Please stop. -(Margie chuckles) 3499 02:04:11,643 --> 02:04:13,812 But first, you will get to Lord and Lady Stark and you will... 3500 02:04:13,845 --> 02:04:15,647 SCOTT: I hung out with, like, Ray and the guys 3501 02:04:15,680 --> 02:04:18,150 from the firehouse the other night at the bar, 3502 02:04:18,183 --> 02:04:20,719 and, um, they were just telling all these stories about Dad. 3503 02:04:20,752 --> 02:04:22,855 And there were stories I never heard of before, 3504 02:04:22,888 --> 02:04:25,157 like, you know, about him, like, doing coke 3505 02:04:25,190 --> 02:04:27,960 and being hilarious. 3506 02:04:27,993 --> 02:04:28,961 -Yeah. -You know? 3507 02:04:28,994 --> 02:04:30,529 Yeah. Yeah. 3508 02:04:32,731 --> 02:04:34,867 Well, he was hilarious. 3509 02:04:34,900 --> 02:04:36,969 Yeah. 3510 02:04:37,002 --> 02:04:38,704 Uh... 3511 02:04:38,737 --> 02:04:42,508 He was also out of control and crazy. 3512 02:04:42,541 --> 02:04:45,210 -Do you understand? -You can't. (grunts) 3513 02:04:45,243 --> 02:04:47,012 Why-why didn't you just tell me? 3514 02:04:47,045 --> 02:04:49,014 I don't know. 3515 02:04:49,047 --> 02:04:51,149 I just-- I wanted you to have some good memories 3516 02:04:51,182 --> 02:04:52,684 to offset what happened. 3517 02:04:52,717 --> 02:04:54,152 I didn't know what to-to say. 3518 02:04:54,185 --> 02:04:57,756 Was I gonna say, "Your dad really loved watching cartoons 3519 02:04:57,789 --> 02:05:00,058 with you 'cause he was tripping all the time"? 3520 02:05:00,091 --> 02:05:01,894 -Yeah. -(scoffs) 3521 02:05:01,927 --> 02:05:04,530 Sounds like a good dad to me. 3522 02:05:04,563 --> 02:05:05,864 No, you know what? 3523 02:05:05,897 --> 02:05:07,900 Uh, I get it. 3524 02:05:07,933 --> 02:05:13,105 Knowing that he had his issues and... problems 3525 02:05:13,138 --> 02:05:16,542 just like everybody else, it makes me feel better. 3526 02:05:16,575 --> 02:05:19,545 It really... it really humanizes him. 3527 02:05:20,879 --> 02:05:23,849 Well, he was a great guy. 3528 02:05:23,882 --> 02:05:25,684 He was a very complicated guy. 3529 02:05:27,886 --> 02:05:30,722 He had a really big heart. 3530 02:05:30,755 --> 02:05:31,924 Mm. 3531 02:05:31,957 --> 02:05:33,592 Like, like Ray? 3532 02:05:35,093 --> 02:05:36,929 Uh... 3533 02:05:36,962 --> 02:05:39,064 Yeah, I guess, like Ray, yeah. 3534 02:05:39,097 --> 02:05:40,699 Yeah. 3535 02:05:40,732 --> 02:05:43,769 Yeah. (laughs) 3536 02:05:43,802 --> 02:05:47,973 Um, I guess you could say that you have a type. 3537 02:05:48,006 --> 02:05:49,341 Uh-huh. 3538 02:05:49,374 --> 02:05:51,276 Yeah. (smacks lips) 3539 02:05:51,309 --> 02:05:53,111 I have a type. 3540 02:05:53,144 --> 02:05:54,780 (laughs) 3541 02:05:59,150 --> 02:06:03,989 I know we don't really talk about it much, but... 3542 02:06:05,757 --> 02:06:08,226 ...I, uh... 3543 02:06:08,259 --> 02:06:09,628 I-I miss Dad. 3544 02:06:11,062 --> 02:06:12,831 A lot. 3545 02:06:18,003 --> 02:06:19,238 Yeah. 3546 02:06:21,706 --> 02:06:22,942 Me, too. 3547 02:06:28,246 --> 02:06:30,048 (breath trembles) 3548 02:06:30,081 --> 02:06:31,717 And, uh... 3549 02:06:34,352 --> 02:06:38,323 I'm sorry that I've been 3550 02:06:38,356 --> 02:06:41,126 so difficult to deal with. 3551 02:06:41,159 --> 02:06:43,195 I'll... 3552 02:06:43,228 --> 02:06:45,030 I'll try and... 3553 02:06:45,063 --> 02:06:46,965 get it together. 3554 02:06:46,998 --> 02:06:48,634 It's just hard. 3555 02:06:50,435 --> 02:06:52,838 I think it'll always be hard. 3556 02:07:03,148 --> 02:07:04,850 (breath trembles) 3557 02:07:06,084 --> 02:07:08,053 I, uh... 3558 02:07:08,086 --> 02:07:09,855 (chuckles): I really like Ray, but I-- 3559 02:07:09,888 --> 02:07:11,289 He's-he's got to lose that mustache. 3560 02:07:11,322 --> 02:07:12,824 I mean, come on. 3561 02:07:12,857 --> 02:07:14,660 -(laughs) -When we go out in public, 3562 02:07:14,693 --> 02:07:16,061 people think that I'm kidnapped, you know? 3563 02:07:16,094 --> 02:07:18,296 The looks that we get at the supermarket. 3564 02:07:18,329 --> 02:07:20,065 They're like-- People-people look at me like, 3565 02:07:20,098 --> 02:07:22,167 "Are you okay?" And I'm like, "Yeah, no, yeah. 3566 02:07:22,200 --> 02:07:23,835 It's my mom's boyfriend." 3567 02:07:23,868 --> 02:07:25,704 (Margie laughing) 3568 02:07:32,911 --> 02:07:34,680 -All right, buddy, good luck. -Thanks for the lift. 3569 02:07:34,713 --> 02:07:35,814 All right, man. 3570 02:07:35,847 --> 02:07:37,683 Confidence, right? 3571 02:07:37,716 --> 02:07:39,718 -Yeah. -All right, go get 'em. 3572 02:07:42,087 --> 02:07:43,088 SCOTT: Hey. 3573 02:07:44,355 --> 02:07:46,858 Kelsey. Hi. 3574 02:07:46,891 --> 02:07:48,894 Hey. How are you? 3575 02:07:48,927 --> 02:07:50,929 -What are you doing here? -Oh, I just, uh... 3576 02:07:50,962 --> 02:07:52,798 I-I just wanted to talk to you. 3577 02:07:52,831 --> 02:07:54,733 Well, I have my civil service test today. 3578 02:07:54,766 --> 02:07:56,034 Oh, yeah, I-I remembered. 3579 02:07:56,067 --> 02:07:57,803 That's why I wanted to, you know... 3580 02:07:57,836 --> 02:07:59,271 -I have to go. -Can I come? 3581 02:07:59,304 --> 02:08:00,772 What? Why? 3582 02:08:00,805 --> 02:08:02,708 You know, for, like, moral support. 3583 02:08:02,741 --> 02:08:05,744 I just want to be there for you. 3584 02:08:05,777 --> 02:08:08,113 -Well, I can't stop you. -Oh, all right, great. 3585 02:08:08,146 --> 02:08:10,082 Y-Your hair looks nice. 3586 02:08:10,115 --> 02:08:11,983 Thanks. 3587 02:08:12,016 --> 02:08:13,819 (indistinct announcements over P.A.) 3588 02:08:15,253 --> 02:08:17,056 (seagulls squawking) 3589 02:08:24,129 --> 02:08:25,997 Listen, I know you probably want to talk about 3590 02:08:26,030 --> 02:08:28,734 relationship stuff and serious bullshit, but I can't. 3591 02:08:28,767 --> 02:08:31,870 I have to study and focus right now so I don't screw this up. 3592 02:08:31,903 --> 02:08:33,071 Okay. 3593 02:08:33,104 --> 02:08:34,406 I, um... 3594 02:08:34,439 --> 02:08:36,808 I can help you, if you like. 3595 02:08:36,841 --> 02:08:38,310 You don't want to help me. 3596 02:08:38,343 --> 02:08:40,412 Mm, yeah, I do. I would love to. 3597 02:08:43,148 --> 02:08:45,350 Okay, w-will you just test me on this part? 3598 02:08:45,383 --> 02:08:48,220 Yeah. That one? 3599 02:08:48,253 --> 02:08:49,788 -All right. -Okay. 3600 02:08:49,821 --> 02:08:51,423 Here we go. 3601 02:08:51,456 --> 02:08:54,092 "Amy must complete three tasks at work. 3602 02:08:54,125 --> 02:08:56,228 "She estimates that the first two tasks 3603 02:08:56,261 --> 02:08:58,964 "will take her 45 minutes to complete 3604 02:08:58,997 --> 02:09:00,499 "and that the third task will take her 3605 02:09:00,532 --> 02:09:02,100 "two hours and ten minutes to complete. 3606 02:09:02,133 --> 02:09:04,336 "If Amy's estimate is correct, 3607 02:09:04,369 --> 02:09:06,805 how long will it take her to complete all three tasks?" 3608 02:09:08,273 --> 02:09:11,143 Three hours and 40 minutes. 3609 02:09:11,176 --> 02:09:13,545 Did-did you just guess that or did know the answer? 3610 02:09:13,578 --> 02:09:15,947 No, that's correct. 3611 02:09:15,980 --> 02:09:17,349 (chuckles): That's incredible. 3612 02:09:17,382 --> 02:09:19,251 -Wow. -It's not that amazing. 3613 02:09:19,284 --> 02:09:20,418 -It is, no. -Relax. 3614 02:09:20,451 --> 02:09:21,953 I-I-- Is it all math questions? 3615 02:09:21,986 --> 02:09:23,288 I thought it was, like, city shit. 3616 02:09:23,321 --> 02:09:24,489 No, no. 3617 02:09:24,522 --> 02:09:26,158 You have to prove that you're not stupid, 3618 02:09:26,191 --> 02:09:27,926 and then you can work for the city. 3619 02:09:27,959 --> 02:09:29,161 Oh. Oh. 3620 02:09:29,194 --> 02:09:30,996 So I can never work for the city. 3621 02:09:34,999 --> 02:09:37,169 Hey, uh, I... 3622 02:09:37,202 --> 02:09:39,137 -I, uh... -(man speaking over P.A.) 3623 02:09:39,170 --> 02:09:40,572 I, um... 3624 02:09:40,605 --> 02:09:41,973 I love you. 3625 02:09:42,006 --> 02:09:43,575 A lot. 3626 02:09:43,608 --> 02:09:47,145 I-I always have, and I, um... 3627 02:09:47,178 --> 02:09:49,514 That's why I always act so weird. 3628 02:09:49,547 --> 02:09:53,351 'Cause I don't know how to express myself. 3629 02:09:53,384 --> 02:09:55,187 MAN (over P.A.): Failure to do so 3630 02:09:55,220 --> 02:09:57,222 could result in serious injury. 3631 02:09:57,255 --> 02:10:00,025 -Should I ask the next? -Yeah. 3632 02:10:00,058 --> 02:10:02,527 All right, so, "Of the 250 people 3633 02:10:02,560 --> 02:10:05,330 "working at a medical facility, 16% are clerks. 3634 02:10:05,363 --> 02:10:07,432 How many are..." 3635 02:10:07,465 --> 02:10:10,068 (over P.A.): Thank you for riding the Staten Island Ferry. 3636 02:10:17,442 --> 02:10:18,877 (clears throat) 3637 02:10:20,545 --> 02:10:22,347 I've lost my place. 3638 02:10:25,583 --> 02:10:29,888 "Of the 250 people working at a medical facility, 3639 02:10:29,921 --> 02:10:31,890 -16% are clerks." -Mm-hmm. 3640 02:10:31,923 --> 02:10:33,892 "How many are not clerks?" 3641 02:10:33,925 --> 02:10:35,327 You're showing me the page. 3642 02:10:35,360 --> 02:10:36,928 (both laughing) 3643 02:10:36,961 --> 02:10:38,964 ♪ ♪ 3644 02:10:50,275 --> 02:10:52,344 Hey, will you wait for me while I do it 3645 02:10:52,377 --> 02:10:54,546 and then we can go back to Staten Island together? 3646 02:10:54,579 --> 02:10:57,382 Yeah. Of course. How long are you gonna be? 3647 02:10:57,415 --> 02:10:59,317 Three and a half hours. 3648 02:10:59,350 --> 02:11:01,419 All right. 3649 02:11:01,452 --> 02:11:03,955 -Really? -Yeah, I'll go figure something out. 3650 02:11:03,988 --> 02:11:05,056 Okay. 3651 02:11:05,089 --> 02:11:06,424 All right. Cool. 3652 02:11:06,457 --> 02:11:07,425 Good luck. 3653 02:11:07,458 --> 02:11:08,894 (squeals softly) 3654 02:11:10,695 --> 02:11:12,464 Maybe do something cultural. 3655 02:11:12,497 --> 02:11:14,466 Like, broaden your horizons. 3656 02:11:14,499 --> 02:11:15,467 All right. 3657 02:11:15,500 --> 02:11:16,635 Good luck. Have fun. 3658 02:11:16,668 --> 02:11:19,371 Oh, my God, I'm freaking out! 3659 02:11:19,404 --> 02:11:21,006 I'm scared. 3660 02:11:24,676 --> 02:11:26,478 ("Pursuit of Happiness" by Kid Cudi playing) 3661 02:11:29,113 --> 02:11:30,615 ♪ Mm ♪ 3662 02:11:30,648 --> 02:11:32,284 ♪ Ay-oh ♪ 3663 02:11:34,285 --> 02:11:35,287 ♪ Hey ♪ 3664 02:11:36,554 --> 02:11:38,924 ♪ Ratatat ♪ 3665 02:11:38,957 --> 02:11:40,592 ♪ Yeah ♪ 3666 02:11:43,628 --> 02:11:47,032 ♪ Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ 3667 02:11:49,233 --> 02:11:53,305 ♪ Tell me what you know about dreaming, dreaming ♪ 3668 02:11:53,338 --> 02:11:57,509 ♪ You don't really know about nothing, nothing ♪ 3669 02:11:57,542 --> 02:12:01,513 ♪ You don't really care about the trials of tomorrow ♪ 3670 02:12:01,546 --> 02:12:05,984 ♪ Rather lay awake in the bed full of sorrow ♪ 3671 02:12:06,017 --> 02:12:10,221 ♪ I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know ♪ 3672 02:12:10,254 --> 02:12:15,026 ♪ Everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold, hey ♪ 3673 02:12:15,059 --> 02:12:19,164 ♪ I'll be fine once I get it ♪ 3674 02:12:19,197 --> 02:12:22,500 ♪ I'll be good ♪ 3675 02:12:22,533 --> 02:12:26,604 ♪ I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know ♪ 3676 02:12:26,637 --> 02:12:31,676 ♪ Everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold, hey ♪ 3677 02:12:31,709 --> 02:12:35,680 ♪ I'll be fine once I get it ♪ 3678 02:12:35,713 --> 02:12:39,317 ♪ I'll be good ♪ 3679 02:12:39,350 --> 02:12:43,388 ♪ Tell me what you know about dreaming, dreaming ♪ 3680 02:12:43,421 --> 02:12:47,392 ♪ You don't really know about nothing, nothing ♪ 3681 02:12:47,425 --> 02:12:49,394 ♪ Tell me what you know about ♪ 3682 02:12:49,427 --> 02:12:51,463 ♪ Them night terrors every night ♪ 3683 02:12:51,496 --> 02:12:55,734 ♪ 5:00 a.m., cold sweats, waking up to the sky ♪ 3684 02:12:55,767 --> 02:13:00,205 ♪ I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know ♪ 3685 02:13:00,238 --> 02:13:05,210 ♪ Everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold, hey ♪ 3686 02:13:05,243 --> 02:13:09,147 ♪ I'll be fine once I get it ♪ 3687 02:13:09,180 --> 02:13:13,084 ♪ I'll be good ♪ 3688 02:13:13,117 --> 02:13:16,688 ♪ Pursuit of happiness ♪ 3689 02:13:16,721 --> 02:13:18,123 ♪ Yeah ♪ 3690 02:13:20,124 --> 02:13:22,193 ♪ I'll get it ♪ 3691 02:13:22,226 --> 02:13:25,196 ♪ I'll be good. ♪ 3692 02:13:25,229 --> 02:13:26,798 ("Never Did I Stop Loving You" by Alice Clark playing) 3693 02:13:26,831 --> 02:13:31,103 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 3694 02:13:32,103 --> 02:13:35,206 ♪ Ooh ♪ 3695 02:13:35,239 --> 02:13:38,176 ♪ Oh, never, never, never ♪ 3696 02:13:38,209 --> 02:13:40,678 ♪ Did I ever stop to think ♪ 3697 02:13:40,711 --> 02:13:43,281 ♪ That I'd find myself here with you ♪ 3698 02:13:43,314 --> 02:13:45,717 ♪ In your own world of dreams ♪ 3699 02:13:45,750 --> 02:13:48,353 ♪ Oh, but here I am ♪ 3700 02:13:48,386 --> 02:13:51,056 ♪ Again with you ♪ 3701 02:13:51,089 --> 02:13:53,258 ♪ You are my joy ♪ 3702 02:13:53,291 --> 02:13:56,194 ♪ And my joy is you ♪ 3703 02:13:56,227 --> 02:13:58,730 ♪ Never, never ♪ 3704 02:13:58,763 --> 02:14:03,535 ♪ Never did I ever stop loving you ♪ 3705 02:14:03,568 --> 02:14:06,171 ♪ Yeah ♪ 3706 02:14:06,204 --> 02:14:08,473 ♪ Sometimes I stop and ask ♪ 3707 02:14:08,506 --> 02:14:11,109 ♪ And wonder where you were ♪ 3708 02:14:11,142 --> 02:14:13,778 ♪ Then I rip you from my mind ♪ 3709 02:14:13,811 --> 02:14:16,181 ♪ 'Cause I thought you didn't care ♪ 3710 02:14:16,214 --> 02:14:18,583 ♪ Oh, but here I am ♪ 3711 02:14:18,616 --> 02:14:20,785 ♪ Again with you ♪ 3712 02:14:20,818 --> 02:14:23,421 ♪ This time I know ♪ 3713 02:14:23,454 --> 02:14:26,324 ♪ What my heart can do ♪ 3714 02:14:26,357 --> 02:14:29,094 ♪ Never, never ♪ 3715 02:14:29,127 --> 02:14:33,498 ♪ Never did I ever stop loving you ♪ 3716 02:14:33,531 --> 02:14:35,167 ♪ Yeah ♪ 3717 02:14:36,634 --> 02:14:40,572 ♪ I don't know why ♪ 3718 02:14:40,605 --> 02:14:43,808 ♪ I had to play the game of losing you ♪ 3719 02:14:43,841 --> 02:14:45,677 ♪ To make me see ♪ 3720 02:14:45,710 --> 02:14:47,779 ♪ That I still love you ♪ 3721 02:14:47,812 --> 02:14:51,249 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 3722 02:14:51,282 --> 02:14:53,685 ♪ But here I am ♪ 3723 02:14:53,718 --> 02:14:56,187 ♪ Again with you ♪ 3724 02:14:56,220 --> 02:14:58,656 ♪ You are my joy ♪ 3725 02:14:58,689 --> 02:15:01,359 ♪ And my joy is you ♪ 3726 02:15:01,392 --> 02:15:04,295 ♪ Never, never ♪ 3727 02:15:04,328 --> 02:15:08,666 ♪ Never did I ever stop loving you ♪ 3728 02:15:08,699 --> 02:15:11,336 ♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪ 3729 02:15:11,369 --> 02:15:15,640 ♪ Never, never, ooh, never, baby ♪ 3730 02:15:15,673 --> 02:15:18,343 ♪ Did I ever stop loving you ♪ 3731 02:15:18,376 --> 02:15:19,777 ♪ I just can't stop ♪ 3732 02:15:19,810 --> 02:15:21,179 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 3733 02:15:21,212 --> 02:15:25,283 ♪ Never, never, never ♪ 3734 02:15:25,316 --> 02:15:28,319 ♪ Did I ever stop loving you ♪ 3735 02:15:28,352 --> 02:15:30,855 ♪ Ooh ♪ 3736 02:15:30,888 --> 02:15:32,691 ♪ Never, baby ♪ 3737 02:15:34,358 --> 02:15:38,163 ♪ Did I stop loving you ♪ 3738 02:15:38,196 --> 02:15:40,832 ♪ Oh, no, oh ♪ 3739 02:15:40,865 --> 02:15:44,869 ♪ Never, never, never ♪ 3740 02:15:44,902 --> 02:15:47,805 ♪ Did I ever stop loving you, baby ♪ 3741 02:15:47,838 --> 02:15:50,608 ♪ Yeah, oh ♪ 3742 02:15:50,641 --> 02:15:52,877 -♪ Never, never. ♪ -(song fades) 3743 02:15:52,910 --> 02:15:54,913 ♪ ♪ 3744 02:16:24,942 --> 02:16:26,945 ♪ ♪ 3745 02:16:56,974 --> 02:16:58,977 ♪ ♪ 3746 02:17:06,784 --> 02:17:08,787 (music fades)