0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.net Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:00:21,278 --> 00:00:28,278 2 00:00:28,478 --> 00:00:29,947 I love doing comedy. 3 00:00:29,981 --> 00:00:32,416 I was doing a show, at, uh, Hermosa Beach 4 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:33,885 at the Comedy and Magic Club, right? 5 00:00:33,918 --> 00:00:36,353 So I leave, I leave and I'm walking to my car 6 00:00:36,386 --> 00:00:37,989 and it's getting a little cold, a little dark outside, 7 00:00:38,022 --> 00:00:40,424 so I'm thinking, "Let me hurry up to get to where I need 8 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:43,493 to be," so I start jogging. 9 00:00:43,527 --> 00:00:45,763 Then this white lady with her little jogging outfit on 10 00:00:45,797 --> 00:00:47,899 came around the corner about 20 feet in front of me. 11 00:00:47,932 --> 00:00:50,634 We're jogging in the same direction now. 12 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,472 Then she looked back. 13 00:01:00,011 --> 00:01:02,980 She started jogging faster. 14 00:01:03,014 --> 00:01:05,683 So I looked back, too. 15 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:14,624 Now, I didn't see anything back there. 16 00:01:16,928 --> 00:01:18,628 I could've easily passed her up, 17 00:01:18,663 --> 00:01:20,330 but I'm thinking, "No, I can't just leave 18 00:01:20,363 --> 00:01:23,000 "this defenseless lady out here by herself. 19 00:01:23,034 --> 00:01:27,972 Whoever back there gonna get her." 20 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,607 So I yelled up to her, 21 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,010 "Is that as fast as you can run?" 22 00:01:35,046 --> 00:01:38,381 Ladies and gentlemen, Ben Marcus. 23 00:01:44,055 --> 00:01:46,023 See? I told you he was good. 24 00:01:46,057 --> 00:01:48,425 Yeah, you're right. He had potential. 25 00:01:48,458 --> 00:01:50,560 - Why'd he give it up? - We'll get to that. 26 00:01:50,594 --> 00:01:52,562 But right now there's something bigger at stake. 27 00:01:52,596 --> 00:01:56,701 No way. Is he gonna jump off that bridge over a dumb $8,000? 28 00:01:56,734 --> 00:01:58,368 That's a different movie. 29 00:01:58,401 --> 00:02:00,705 And eight grand was a lot of money in 1946. 30 00:02:00,738 --> 00:02:02,439 That's true. What's his deal? 31 00:02:02,472 --> 00:02:05,042 He's still living in the past, living for himself. 32 00:02:05,076 --> 00:02:07,845 He doesn't even see that his family's slipping away. 33 00:02:07,879 --> 00:02:09,714 Wow. They seem fine. 34 00:02:09,747 --> 00:02:11,448 I mean, they're together. They go to church. 35 00:02:11,481 --> 00:02:13,651 - What's so bad? - Looks can be deceiving, 36 00:02:13,684 --> 00:02:15,519 even for church families. 37 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:17,989 The bottom line is that if Ben doesn't start taking 38 00:02:18,022 --> 00:02:19,724 God's Word seriously, 39 00:02:19,757 --> 00:02:22,392 - he's gonna end up like his dad. - Mm. 40 00:02:22,425 --> 00:02:24,394 Wait a minute, uh, what happened to his dad? 41 00:02:24,427 --> 00:02:26,530 - Here, just watch. - Over here? 42 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,598 - Over there. - Oh. 43 00:02:31,434 --> 00:02:33,805 ♪ Hey ♪ 44 00:02:33,838 --> 00:02:35,338 ♪ Huh ♪ 45 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:38,042 ♪ When you wish upon a star ♪ 46 00:02:39,777 --> 00:02:42,079 ♪ Your dreams will take you very far ♪ 47 00:02:42,113 --> 00:02:44,548 ♪ Yeah ♪ 48 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:47,517 ♪ But when you wish upon a dream ♪ 49 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,488 ♪ Life ain't always what it seems ♪ 50 00:02:51,521 --> 00:02:53,991 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 51 00:02:54,025 --> 00:02:56,861 ♪ What you see on nights so clear ♪ 52 00:02:56,894 --> 00:02:58,595 ♪ Hey ♪ 53 00:02:58,628 --> 00:03:02,934 ♪ In the sky so very dear, yeah ♪ 54 00:03:02,967 --> 00:03:05,402 ♪ You're a shining star ♪ 55 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,872 ♪ No matter who you are ♪ 56 00:03:07,905 --> 00:03:09,874 ♪ Shining bright to see ♪ 57 00:03:09,907 --> 00:03:12,609 ♪ What you could truly be ♪ 58 00:03:12,642 --> 00:03:14,812 ♪ Shining star for you to see ♪ 59 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:17,081 ♪ What your life can truly be ♪ 60 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,549 ♪ Shining star for you to see ♪ 61 00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:21,986 ♪ What your life can truly be. ♪ 62 00:03:23,553 --> 00:03:24,521 Come on, Ben. 63 00:03:24,554 --> 00:03:25,857 We're gonna be late. 64 00:03:44,075 --> 00:03:47,444 ♪ Joy, joy ♪ 65 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:51,648 ♪ Living for You is our joy ♪ 66 00:03:51,682 --> 00:03:53,184 ♪ Joy ♪ 67 00:03:53,217 --> 00:03:56,120 ♪ In Your Word, we find You ♪ 68 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:59,924 ♪ Give us everything ♪ 69 00:03:59,957 --> 00:04:03,928 ♪ For everlasting joy ♪ 70 00:04:03,961 --> 00:04:05,730 ♪ Come on ♪ 71 00:04:05,763 --> 00:04:08,933 ♪ Sing joy with us now ♪ 72 00:04:08,966 --> 00:04:11,669 ♪ Joy, joy ♪ 73 00:04:11,702 --> 00:04:16,207 ♪ Living for You is our joy ♪ 74 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,909 ♪ Joy. ♪ 75 00:04:21,212 --> 00:04:23,513 What did you spend $48 on at Kohl's? 76 00:04:23,546 --> 00:04:24,982 Hannah. 77 00:04:25,016 --> 00:04:27,450 She needed new shoes for her play. 78 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:29,086 She got a hundred pair of shoes. 79 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:30,755 She needed special ones. She's in Grease. 80 00:04:30,788 --> 00:04:31,989 Set in the '50s. 81 00:04:32,023 --> 00:04:33,791 - Jack, come eat. - 'Kay. 82 00:04:33,824 --> 00:04:36,861 If it's set in the '50s, shoes were, like, 80 cents. 83 00:04:36,894 --> 00:04:38,663 Give her a dollar. 84 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:40,597 - She can keep the change. - Whatever. 85 00:04:40,630 --> 00:04:43,200 Look, her last show is on the 12th, and we are all going. 86 00:04:43,234 --> 00:04:45,870 Jack, come eat. 87 00:04:45,903 --> 00:04:48,205 - 'Kay. - Hey. 88 00:04:48,239 --> 00:04:49,674 How you doing, $48? 89 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:51,208 Did I do something wrong? 90 00:04:51,242 --> 00:04:53,210 No. Dad's just in one of his moods. 91 00:04:53,244 --> 00:04:57,148 Jack, ven a comer ahora, por favor. 92 00:04:57,181 --> 00:04:58,149 'Kay. 93 00:04:58,182 --> 00:04:59,417 Okay, look, hear me out. 94 00:04:59,449 --> 00:05:02,920 Um, can she at least wear these shoes with all of her clothes? 95 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:05,056 You are such a tonto. 96 00:05:06,589 --> 00:05:08,059 You know, get over the shoes. 97 00:05:08,092 --> 00:05:09,927 Maybe help around the house today. 98 00:05:09,961 --> 00:05:12,063 Like, uh, the downstairs toilet. 99 00:05:12,096 --> 00:05:14,165 It's making a weird sound. 100 00:05:22,206 --> 00:05:23,573 And, 101 00:05:23,606 --> 00:05:24,909 apparently, 102 00:05:24,942 --> 00:05:26,911 spraying water as well. 103 00:05:27,945 --> 00:05:28,980 All my life, 104 00:05:29,013 --> 00:05:31,481 I've had to fight. 105 00:05:55,072 --> 00:05:56,707 Good morning, Kim. 106 00:05:56,741 --> 00:05:59,110 Ben, hey, congrats. 107 00:05:59,143 --> 00:06:00,945 Oh, thanks a lot. Thank you. 108 00:06:00,978 --> 00:06:02,780 Three in a row. You must be excited. 109 00:06:02,813 --> 00:06:05,615 Whoa. I don't know if I could be more excited, Kim. 110 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:09,820 Ladies and gentlemen, 111 00:06:09,854 --> 00:06:12,923 the first three-time nominee for Best Reality Show Editing. 112 00:06:14,225 --> 00:06:15,659 Thank you. Thank you. 113 00:06:15,693 --> 00:06:16,994 Thanks a lot. Appreciate it. 114 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:18,162 - Thank you. - What'd Jesse say about it? 115 00:06:18,195 --> 00:06:20,164 Yeah, Jesse, Jesse. 116 00:06:20,197 --> 00:06:21,265 - Yeah... - You didn't tell her, did you? 117 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,901 Uh, well, you know, I kind of... I mimed it to her, 118 00:06:23,934 --> 00:06:25,635 - kind of. - What is with you? And I thought about this. 119 00:06:25,669 --> 00:06:26,971 I want you to go to the ceremony this year. 120 00:06:27,004 --> 00:06:28,839 Ceremony? You getting married again? 121 00:06:28,873 --> 00:06:30,708 - I don't know what you're talking about. - I'm serious, Ben. 122 00:06:30,741 --> 00:06:32,176 It's great for the show if you represent. 123 00:06:32,209 --> 00:06:33,744 - I want you to go. - Uh, I don't think so. 124 00:06:33,778 --> 00:06:35,279 We did conform the begonia footage, right? 125 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:36,280 - It's on there, yeah. - Cool. 126 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,281 You can take the kids. 127 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,315 Let me explain about ceremonies 128 00:06:38,349 --> 00:06:39,817 to you, especially award show. 129 00:06:39,850 --> 00:06:41,752 If they win, I'm a loser. 130 00:06:41,786 --> 00:06:45,056 If I win, I'm surrounded by losers. 131 00:06:45,089 --> 00:06:46,757 Well, at least tell me you'll think about it. 132 00:06:46,791 --> 00:06:48,359 You know what, uh, I will think about it. 133 00:06:48,392 --> 00:06:49,894 - Okay. - Hey, let me ask you a question. 134 00:06:49,927 --> 00:06:51,362 How do you spell "no"? 135 00:06:51,395 --> 00:06:54,031 Ben, look, I just hope you reconsider. 136 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:55,299 'Cause you've earned this. You might win. 137 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,968 Rosie might not realize she's working with the best editor. 138 00:06:58,002 --> 00:06:59,770 But as your producer, I know she is. 139 00:06:59,804 --> 00:07:01,105 This is so wack. 140 00:07:01,138 --> 00:07:02,106 I appreciate that, man. 141 00:07:02,139 --> 00:07:03,307 What time does Rosie get in? 142 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,775 She's here, already. Okay? 143 00:07:04,809 --> 00:07:06,677 There's no time for coffee. 144 00:07:11,749 --> 00:07:13,717 Oh, I love this soil. 145 00:07:13,751 --> 00:07:15,853 I could just roll around in this. 146 00:07:15,886 --> 00:07:17,121 It's not too sticky, 147 00:07:17,154 --> 00:07:18,122 not too sandy. 148 00:07:18,155 --> 00:07:19,190 It is just right. 149 00:07:19,223 --> 00:07:21,859 Lord, I might just go take a bath in it. 150 00:07:21,892 --> 00:07:23,626 This is my little perennial family. 151 00:07:23,661 --> 00:07:25,196 They're gonna go dormant on you. 152 00:07:25,229 --> 00:07:26,263 But don't let that worry you. 153 00:07:26,297 --> 00:07:28,365 Don't you worry. Are you worried? 154 00:07:28,399 --> 00:07:29,366 I don't think you are. 155 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,036 And I'm gonna tell you why you're not worried 156 00:07:32,069 --> 00:07:34,171 in just one minute. 157 00:07:34,205 --> 00:07:36,373 We'll be right back. 158 00:07:36,407 --> 00:07:37,908 Thoughts? 159 00:07:37,942 --> 00:07:38,976 I like it. 160 00:07:39,009 --> 00:07:40,711 It's much better. Great tease. 161 00:07:40,744 --> 00:07:43,214 Yeah, man. So, what I figured I would do is I would contrast... 162 00:07:43,247 --> 00:07:45,049 I know what you're trying to do, what you think you're doing. 163 00:07:45,082 --> 00:07:47,718 But you cannot contrast perennials 164 00:07:47,751 --> 00:07:49,887 if you haven't shown any annuals. 165 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,123 - You're right. You're comp... - No. You don't know the difference. 166 00:07:52,156 --> 00:07:53,157 - Rosie. - Yeah, I do. - No. 167 00:07:53,190 --> 00:07:55,126 No, you don't. You do not. 168 00:07:55,159 --> 00:07:56,660 There's no way that you can. 169 00:07:56,694 --> 00:07:58,796 Now, we need to get this right. 170 00:07:58,829 --> 00:08:00,431 - You're so right. I don't know what I was thinking. - Yes. 171 00:08:00,464 --> 00:08:03,834 So, um, let's get it right. 172 00:08:03,868 --> 00:08:05,436 Um... 173 00:08:05,469 --> 00:08:06,437 Uh... 174 00:08:06,470 --> 00:08:07,838 What's wrong? 175 00:08:07,872 --> 00:08:09,240 It's frozen. 176 00:08:09,273 --> 00:08:11,108 Well, then unfreeze it. 177 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:13,244 It's a technical thing, Rosie. He can't do it from here. 178 00:08:13,277 --> 00:08:15,246 - Texting Mickey right now. - Take an early lunch today. 179 00:08:15,279 --> 00:08:17,047 Oh, yes. Yes, let's just eat lunch. 180 00:08:17,081 --> 00:08:19,450 Let's buy everybody lunch. Why don't we do that? 181 00:08:19,483 --> 00:08:22,319 Let's just go in the hole, buying lunches for people. 182 00:08:22,353 --> 00:08:25,156 You're doing such a fine job. 183 00:08:34,832 --> 00:08:36,800 "You're doing such a fine job." 184 00:08:45,309 --> 00:08:47,811 78, seventy... 185 00:08:47,845 --> 00:08:50,047 107. 186 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:53,083 What up, Pastor? 187 00:08:53,117 --> 00:08:54,451 Not a pastor yet. 188 00:08:54,485 --> 00:08:55,819 So, what's going on? 189 00:08:55,853 --> 00:08:57,354 Man, 190 00:08:57,388 --> 00:08:58,355 thing keeps freezing up. 191 00:08:58,389 --> 00:09:00,157 It's stuttering, man. 192 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:02,293 So, how long has it been freezing up? 193 00:09:02,326 --> 00:09:03,427 Ah, it's been, like, a week. 194 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:04,728 Oh, I got you. 195 00:09:04,762 --> 00:09:06,463 Oh, man. 196 00:09:06,497 --> 00:09:09,133 One more class, and then I get to graduate. 197 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:11,001 Congratulations. That's awesome. 198 00:09:11,035 --> 00:09:13,404 Got to just finish my, uh, senior thesis. 199 00:09:13,437 --> 00:09:14,939 Oh. Yeah. 200 00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:16,473 That's gonna be a lot of fun, probably. 201 00:09:16,507 --> 00:09:18,943 No, it's cool. I actually, uh... 202 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,311 finally picked a topic. 203 00:09:20,344 --> 00:09:21,845 Okay, what'd you pick? 204 00:09:21,879 --> 00:09:24,381 You need to read the Bible. 205 00:09:27,017 --> 00:09:29,820 That's what I'm calling my paper. 206 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:33,023 Oh. Yeah, that's a good one, man. 207 00:09:33,057 --> 00:09:34,458 I'm focusing on men. 208 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,994 You know, how when we study and read the Word, 209 00:09:37,027 --> 00:09:39,430 it... gets into our hearts, 210 00:09:39,463 --> 00:09:40,431 it affects our families. 211 00:09:40,464 --> 00:09:41,832 It's powerful, man. 212 00:09:41,865 --> 00:09:42,833 Really? 213 00:09:42,866 --> 00:09:44,268 Yeah. 214 00:09:44,301 --> 00:09:46,003 Really. 215 00:09:46,036 --> 00:09:48,005 And people need to know that. Amen. 216 00:09:48,038 --> 00:09:49,006 Yeah, totally. 217 00:09:49,039 --> 00:09:50,307 Hey, man, I'd love to, uh... 218 00:09:50,341 --> 00:09:52,009 I'd love to pick your brain sometime. 219 00:09:52,042 --> 00:09:54,078 Pick it for... What are you looking for? 220 00:09:54,111 --> 00:09:54,979 Well, I mean, you're a Christian, you know? 221 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:56,480 You're... You got a family. You're old. 222 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,082 No offense. But I figure, 223 00:09:58,115 --> 00:10:00,084 if I'm gonna have a wife and kids and, you know, 224 00:10:00,117 --> 00:10:02,186 be a pastor someday, I could learn a lot from you. 225 00:10:02,219 --> 00:10:04,822 Yeah, it's, it's really not that interesting, man, 226 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:06,457 - I'll just be real with you. - Come on. See? 227 00:10:06,490 --> 00:10:08,192 That's what I love about you... you're humble. 228 00:10:08,225 --> 00:10:10,160 That's exactly the kind of guy I want to learn from. 229 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:12,062 Besides, I've worked here for, like, what, over two years, 230 00:10:12,096 --> 00:10:13,430 and I feel like I barely know you. 231 00:10:13,464 --> 00:10:16,867 - I need to process. - Yeah, go ahead, take your time. 232 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:18,202 No, bruh. 233 00:10:18,235 --> 00:10:20,471 I need my processor to work. Right there. 234 00:10:20,504 --> 00:10:22,039 - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, this. Yes. 235 00:10:22,072 --> 00:10:24,074 Um, this processor is dying. 236 00:10:24,108 --> 00:10:26,877 Um, I can get around it for now and get you through the day, 237 00:10:26,910 --> 00:10:28,445 but I'm gonna have to order the upgrade, so... 238 00:10:28,479 --> 00:10:30,881 All right, I'll leave you at it, man. 239 00:10:30,914 --> 00:10:31,915 Yeah. 240 00:10:31,949 --> 00:10:33,917 Okay, let me know when it's set. 241 00:10:33,951 --> 00:10:35,219 Yeah. 242 00:10:56,106 --> 00:10:58,942 - I got to ask you guys something. - Yep. 243 00:10:58,976 --> 00:11:00,978 - You know, when I wake up in the morning... - Right. 244 00:11:01,011 --> 00:11:02,880 I go into the bathroom, and I sit down 245 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:04,381 when I have to go to the bathroom. 246 00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:05,916 Okay. 247 00:11:05,949 --> 00:11:07,251 - I don't stand. - Right. 248 00:11:07,284 --> 00:11:08,619 'Cause I'm tired, a little disoriented. 249 00:11:08,653 --> 00:11:10,187 - Right. - You guys do that, too? 250 00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:12,222 - No. - No. Mm-mm. - Really? 251 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:13,190 Yeah, that's just you, man. 252 00:11:13,223 --> 00:11:15,359 What else do you do that no one else does? 253 00:11:15,392 --> 00:11:16,994 I like black licorice. 254 00:11:17,027 --> 00:11:19,296 I'll bet you nobody likes that, either. 255 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,231 Are you just saying that 'cause I'm here? 256 00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:22,266 No. 257 00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:25,135 - That's funny. - He's a funny guy. 258 00:11:25,169 --> 00:11:27,037 - Yeah. - I always said you were a funny guy. 259 00:11:27,071 --> 00:11:28,372 - Yeah. - You had potential. 260 00:11:28,405 --> 00:11:29,873 - Yep. - Yeah, man, 261 00:11:29,907 --> 00:11:31,175 that-that ship's kind of sailed, man. 262 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:33,110 I'm not really... it's not something 263 00:11:33,143 --> 00:11:35,612 - I could do right now. - It's your dad, isn't it? 264 00:11:35,646 --> 00:11:37,448 You want to be a comic, be a comic. 265 00:11:37,481 --> 00:11:39,216 - You're young. - So, what, 266 00:11:39,249 --> 00:11:41,552 at this point in my life, I'm gonna start back touring 267 00:11:41,585 --> 00:11:43,420 and doing comedy in the clubs and all that? 268 00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:45,489 - There's no way, man. I got a family. - Hey, speaking of comedy, 269 00:11:45,522 --> 00:11:47,624 right, my brother Tracy sends me a video. 270 00:11:47,659 --> 00:11:49,593 Hilarious. It's a guy, 271 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,995 four deep-dish pizzas, 272 00:11:52,029 --> 00:11:53,564 frozen, he's juggling 'em. 273 00:11:53,597 --> 00:11:56,033 At the end... they're cooked. 274 00:11:56,066 --> 00:11:57,501 - What? - Yeah. It's great. 275 00:11:57,534 --> 00:12:00,070 I've watched it, like, 30 times. Like, David Blaine who? 276 00:12:00,104 --> 00:12:02,674 - You saw this on the YouTube or something? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 277 00:12:02,707 --> 00:12:04,041 I'm thinking of starting 278 00:12:04,074 --> 00:12:05,642 - my own YouTube. - Really? 279 00:12:05,677 --> 00:12:07,945 - Yeah. - Nobody's gonna watch an old man cutting hair. 280 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,413 No, I'm not cutting hair, you idiot. 281 00:12:09,446 --> 00:12:12,116 I'm, um, soap carving. Um, carving of soap. 282 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,984 Really? You think there's a lot of people 283 00:12:14,017 --> 00:12:16,053 that would watch you carving soap? 284 00:12:16,086 --> 00:12:18,055 I don't know. People watch me cutting hair. 285 00:12:18,088 --> 00:12:19,256 Uh-huh, um, listen. 286 00:12:19,289 --> 00:12:21,158 You know, it just dawned on me, 287 00:12:21,191 --> 00:12:24,461 I'm a black man with a bald head at a white barbershop. 288 00:12:24,495 --> 00:12:26,997 So I'm gonna go. 289 00:12:31,101 --> 00:12:33,270 He's black? 290 00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:37,608 Brought you a carnation, Mom. 291 00:12:39,610 --> 00:12:41,979 It's a herbaceous perennial. 292 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,449 If you do it right, 293 00:12:45,482 --> 00:12:49,086 it has a three-, sometimes four-week vase life. 294 00:12:52,556 --> 00:12:54,391 I'm trying, Mom. 295 00:12:55,993 --> 00:12:57,995 I am trying. 296 00:13:04,635 --> 00:13:06,537 "You discover the rainforest, 297 00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:09,674 "you hike glaciers of ancient blue-violet ice, 298 00:13:09,707 --> 00:13:12,309 and you ride horseback with a 'goo-cho.'" 299 00:13:12,342 --> 00:13:13,410 Gaucho. 300 00:13:14,478 --> 00:13:16,380 We're not moving to Argentina. 301 00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:18,015 Again, why not? 302 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,652 Look, Ben, I'm trying to be understanding, okay? 303 00:13:20,685 --> 00:13:24,488 But in the middle of this midlife crisis, can you... 304 00:13:24,521 --> 00:13:27,624 I don't know... help out around the house? 305 00:13:27,659 --> 00:13:29,059 You know... 306 00:13:29,092 --> 00:13:31,161 uh, fix the toilet? 307 00:13:31,195 --> 00:13:32,429 I hate that toilet. 308 00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,431 Forget the toilet, okay? 309 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,567 But don't forget Hannah's play. 310 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,434 Or your son Jack, 311 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,336 who needs help with his math homework. 312 00:13:39,369 --> 00:13:41,071 You know, his teacher e-mailed us. 313 00:13:41,104 --> 00:13:43,440 He's doing it right now... why don't you go help him? 314 00:13:44,641 --> 00:13:46,143 I'll fix the toilet. 315 00:13:46,176 --> 00:13:48,178 Ben, please... 316 00:13:48,212 --> 00:13:50,214 please snap out of this. 317 00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:52,549 Okay. 318 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:56,688 Let's do some math. 319 00:13:56,721 --> 00:13:58,288 I am your tutor. 320 00:13:58,322 --> 00:14:00,524 - Let's do this. - I'm almost done. 321 00:14:01,659 --> 00:14:02,760 Son... 322 00:14:02,794 --> 00:14:04,796 you're watching a video. 323 00:14:04,829 --> 00:14:06,731 - I know. - That's not math. 324 00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:08,465 We're doing fractions. 325 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:11,101 This guy has 87,000 views on this video. 326 00:14:11,134 --> 00:14:13,103 I rounded it up to 90. 327 00:14:13,136 --> 00:14:15,639 He posted it three days ago, which means he gets 328 00:14:15,673 --> 00:14:19,042 30,000 views a day, because one-third of 90 is 30. 329 00:14:19,076 --> 00:14:21,612 This other video, he posted seven days ago. 330 00:14:21,645 --> 00:14:25,115 It has 1.4 million views, which means he gets 331 00:14:25,148 --> 00:14:26,751 200,000 views a day, because one-seventh 332 00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:29,152 of 1.4 million is 200,000. 333 00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:32,122 Look, you know... 334 00:14:32,155 --> 00:14:34,424 your mom said you needed some help with math, but... 335 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,627 If I finish, can you teach me how to edit? 336 00:14:36,661 --> 00:14:38,328 Yeah, may... uh, maybe someday, 337 00:14:38,362 --> 00:14:40,197 maybe someday. 338 00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:44,301 So, when you say 1.4 million views, 339 00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:46,303 does that mean 1.4 million humans 340 00:14:46,336 --> 00:14:48,305 have actually watched this video? 341 00:14:48,338 --> 00:14:50,574 - That's a lot. - That's nothing. 342 00:14:50,607 --> 00:14:52,476 This one has seven million. 343 00:14:52,509 --> 00:14:55,379 Seven million people want to watch this dude's videos? 344 00:14:55,412 --> 00:14:57,147 What's so special about him? 345 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:59,416 He talks while he plays Minecraft. 346 00:14:59,449 --> 00:15:01,285 And seven million people want to watch? 347 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:02,720 Yeah. I guess. 348 00:15:02,754 --> 00:15:05,622 Who wants to watch somebody else play a video game? 349 00:15:05,657 --> 00:15:07,692 Everyone, Dad. He's funny. 350 00:15:07,725 --> 00:15:10,494 I mean, he has to be... he's a millionaire. 351 00:15:10,527 --> 00:15:12,362 Wha...? A millionaire? 352 00:15:12,396 --> 00:15:13,731 W-Well, how? 353 00:15:13,765 --> 00:15:15,232 UTOO pays him. 354 00:15:15,265 --> 00:15:17,702 UTOO pays this dude millions of dollars 355 00:15:17,735 --> 00:15:21,673 so he can make a video of himself playing video games? 356 00:15:21,706 --> 00:15:23,440 Yes? 357 00:15:23,473 --> 00:15:24,842 Wh-Wh-Who... Wha-wha-wha... 358 00:15:24,876 --> 00:15:26,577 uh, what?! 359 00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:29,279 This is what I love about lilies. 360 00:15:29,313 --> 00:15:31,615 They are so "pottable"... that means 361 00:15:31,648 --> 00:15:33,718 you could put them in little pots. 362 00:15:33,751 --> 00:15:36,320 Don't you just love all these little hints I'm giving you? 363 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,722 Yes, you do. 364 00:15:37,755 --> 00:15:39,556 This is Rosie's Roses, 365 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:43,627 and you keep planting, and you keep loving, okay? 366 00:15:43,661 --> 00:15:45,763 Boom. 367 00:15:45,797 --> 00:15:48,398 I love it. Maybe our best episode ever. 368 00:15:48,432 --> 00:15:50,634 I think it is a piece of junk. 369 00:15:50,668 --> 00:15:53,503 It is a mangled-up piece of junk! 370 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:56,674 You left out the whole section of my spring tulips! 371 00:15:56,708 --> 00:15:58,342 My tulips! 372 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,645 You made me look like a moron, for heaven's sakes! 373 00:16:01,679 --> 00:16:03,146 Here's what I was thinking. 374 00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:04,514 - Um... - No, no, no, no, no. 375 00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:05,883 You're not supposed to think. 376 00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:07,384 You're supposed to push those buttons. 377 00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:09,252 Is that your picture up on the wall? 378 00:16:09,286 --> 00:16:10,487 I don't think so. Is that you 379 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,289 in the poster? No, it's not. 380 00:16:12,322 --> 00:16:14,759 Are those your roses? I don't think they are. 381 00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:16,426 You're supposed to push the buttons. 382 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:19,296 Now you get to start this thing all over and get it right! 383 00:16:19,329 --> 00:16:22,199 Yes. Absolutely. Get it right. 384 00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:26,536 I'll talk to her. 385 00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:23,695 What if I just...? 386 00:17:25,328 --> 00:17:27,597 Let's do this. I'm a grown man. 387 00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:31,401 So, check it. 388 00:17:31,435 --> 00:17:33,370 Uh, my name is Ben, right? 389 00:17:33,403 --> 00:17:35,472 And this is my very first video. 390 00:17:35,505 --> 00:17:37,675 Um, okay, so, uh... 391 00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:41,411 um, two guys walked into a bar, right? 392 00:17:41,445 --> 00:17:43,380 There was a bump on their head, 'cause it was... 393 00:17:43,413 --> 00:17:44,414 it was a pretty heavy... 394 00:17:44,448 --> 00:17:45,549 No, no. 395 00:17:45,582 --> 00:17:46,918 Uh... 396 00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:51,488 Oh, I got two atheist friends. Every time I'm around them, 397 00:17:51,521 --> 00:17:54,926 I sneeze just to see what they're gonna say. 398 00:17:56,526 --> 00:17:58,628 So, growing up, I went to private school. 399 00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:00,397 Uh, but I probably shouldn't tell you that, 400 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,899 'cause it was private. 401 00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:04,334 And my wife, she's a different race 402 00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:05,535 than I am. 403 00:18:05,569 --> 00:18:07,839 Which means we have mixed feelings. 404 00:18:07,872 --> 00:18:11,341 Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? 405 00:18:11,374 --> 00:18:13,945 Why is there no mirrors in the self-checkout? 406 00:18:13,978 --> 00:18:15,713 Can I call a white duck a quacker? 407 00:18:15,747 --> 00:18:16,948 I got friends who are white. 408 00:18:16,981 --> 00:18:18,582 When a dog is wearing clothes, 409 00:18:18,615 --> 00:18:21,351 is he disgusted by the nakedness of other dogs? 410 00:18:21,384 --> 00:18:22,519 And last, 411 00:18:22,552 --> 00:18:23,855 I'd like to say, I think it's okay 412 00:18:23,888 --> 00:18:26,456 to regift a gift card as long as there's at least 413 00:18:26,490 --> 00:18:27,792 a little something on it. 414 00:18:27,825 --> 00:18:29,026 I'm Ben. 415 00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:30,862 Thanks for watching. 416 00:18:30,895 --> 00:18:33,497 - Hey, man. - Hey. What's up, bruh? 417 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,565 Hey, I just need to, uh, install the upgrade. 418 00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:37,567 If now's not a good time, I can... 419 00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:38,669 Oh. No. Cool. 420 00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:40,071 Uh, I'm about to bounce. 421 00:18:40,104 --> 00:18:42,907 - Cool. - So I am out of... oh, snap. 422 00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:45,042 I still got all these logs to do. 423 00:18:45,076 --> 00:18:47,779 - Hey, so this held up? - Uh, it was fine, man. 424 00:18:47,812 --> 00:18:49,947 Cool. Cool. Well, this new processor 425 00:18:49,981 --> 00:18:51,048 is gonna make it fly. 426 00:18:51,082 --> 00:18:53,483 Oh. Dude, that'll be awesome, man. 427 00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:56,486 If it's okay, I'd still like to pick your brain, 428 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,355 you know, for my thesis. 429 00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,524 - The thing you're doing, yeah, yeah. - It blows my mind 430 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,694 how God... the God of the universe... 431 00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:05,462 gave us a book. 432 00:19:05,495 --> 00:19:07,765 Yeah, that's amazing, gave us a book. 433 00:19:07,799 --> 00:19:10,500 It's like His words, absolute authority, 434 00:19:10,534 --> 00:19:12,469 totally true, you know? 435 00:19:12,502 --> 00:19:14,437 You know what? That should be a bumper sticker. 436 00:19:14,471 --> 00:19:16,774 I would put it right on the back. 437 00:19:16,808 --> 00:19:18,876 It's crazy, though, how so many guys 438 00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,711 that call themselves Christians 439 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:22,713 couldn't care less about the Bible. 440 00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:25,482 - That stuff is wack. I don't understand that. - Like, I know 441 00:19:25,515 --> 00:19:27,551 some guys who leave their Bibles in their car, and then they, 442 00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,452 you know, they take it out for church, 443 00:19:29,486 --> 00:19:31,421 and then church is over and it goes right into the trunk, 444 00:19:31,454 --> 00:19:33,490 and they don't even think about it for the rest of the week. 445 00:19:33,523 --> 00:19:35,458 I can't stand those guys, though, man. 446 00:19:35,492 --> 00:19:37,829 - That stuff is... - Look, man, I'm sorry, 447 00:19:37,862 --> 00:19:39,596 I know I'm preaching to the choir, 448 00:19:39,629 --> 00:19:40,965 but real quick, um, 449 00:19:40,998 --> 00:19:43,100 I have this little book I want to give you. 450 00:19:43,134 --> 00:19:45,036 It's called Why We Need the Bible. 451 00:19:45,069 --> 00:19:46,771 Think you'll really like it. 452 00:19:46,804 --> 00:19:49,439 Oh. All right, it's cool, man. 453 00:19:49,472 --> 00:19:51,075 I'll bring it in next time. You could have it. 454 00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:52,810 Sure, that's-that's cool. 455 00:19:54,078 --> 00:19:55,913 It's this one. 456 00:19:55,947 --> 00:19:58,115 Oh, he is cute. 457 00:19:58,149 --> 00:19:59,984 Mm-hmm. He's a junior. 458 00:20:00,017 --> 00:20:01,953 He's got a car and everything. 459 00:20:01,986 --> 00:20:04,088 - Oh, that is cool. - Right? 460 00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:07,792 Yeah, he's the lead in this play that I'm in at school. 461 00:20:07,825 --> 00:20:09,426 - It's called Grease. - Mmm. 462 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,560 My dad, 463 00:20:10,594 --> 00:20:14,131 he used to talk about God all the time with my mom. 464 00:20:14,165 --> 00:20:17,001 I-I just thought it would be the same with Ben. 465 00:20:17,034 --> 00:20:20,071 Hannah and-and Jack are growing up so fast. 466 00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:29,714 I just wish he was, you know, more involved. 467 00:20:29,747 --> 00:20:32,750 I feel like I'm doing this all on my own. 468 00:20:34,618 --> 00:20:36,120 I'm sorry. I... 469 00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:38,990 I tend to eat a lot of sweets when I'm stressed. 470 00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:42,459 I mean, I wouldn't say 471 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,161 we're dating, but we're not really into labels. 472 00:20:44,195 --> 00:20:46,063 Well, have you guys kissed yet? 473 00:20:46,097 --> 00:20:48,431 No, not yet. 474 00:20:48,465 --> 00:20:49,867 But, you know, all of us do this kind of, like, 475 00:20:49,901 --> 00:20:51,601 midnight hangout thing at Canyon Park. 476 00:20:51,635 --> 00:20:53,671 - You should come. - At midnight? 477 00:20:53,704 --> 00:20:55,572 Mm-hmm. 478 00:20:55,605 --> 00:20:56,774 My parents would never let me. 479 00:20:56,807 --> 00:20:59,476 Your parents don't have to know. 480 00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:01,478 I'm just saying 481 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,180 that you should have seen Tom 482 00:21:03,214 --> 00:21:05,615 when we first got married. 483 00:21:05,649 --> 00:21:07,885 Now, we weren't believers then. And then one day, 484 00:21:07,919 --> 00:21:10,087 he comes in from work, and he says, 485 00:21:10,121 --> 00:21:12,056 "You're not going to believe this, 486 00:21:12,089 --> 00:21:15,826 but I have given my life to the Lord." 487 00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:18,663 - Mmm. - My point is 488 00:21:18,696 --> 00:21:22,632 God can do incredible things. 489 00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:23,868 Oh. 490 00:21:23,901 --> 00:21:25,069 That's him. We should probably talk 491 00:21:25,102 --> 00:21:27,705 - about this later. - Of course. Of course. 492 00:21:27,738 --> 00:21:29,472 Hey, Carol. What's up? 493 00:21:29,506 --> 00:21:30,841 - Hey, Ben. - Listen, 494 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:32,475 I have something I have got to tell you guys. 495 00:21:32,509 --> 00:21:34,812 Wait. You know what? Hold on. 496 00:21:37,748 --> 00:21:39,516 Okay. 497 00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:40,685 All right. So, 498 00:21:40,718 --> 00:21:43,220 uh, I'm just gonna come out and say it. 499 00:21:43,254 --> 00:21:44,922 You're not gonna believe this. 500 00:21:47,658 --> 00:21:49,727 I started a UTOO page. 501 00:21:52,296 --> 00:21:54,131 When a dog is wearing clothes, 502 00:21:54,165 --> 00:21:57,735 is he disgusted by the nakedness of other dogs? 503 00:21:57,768 --> 00:21:59,837 Like, look at you just hanging out. 504 00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:01,638 And last, I'd like to say I think it's okay 505 00:22:01,672 --> 00:22:03,074 to regift a gift card 506 00:22:03,107 --> 00:22:05,542 as long as there at least a little something on it. 507 00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,678 I'm Ben. I appreciate you. Thanks for watching. 508 00:22:07,712 --> 00:22:10,247 So, yeah. That's-that's pretty much it. 509 00:22:12,549 --> 00:22:14,517 This was funny. 510 00:22:14,551 --> 00:22:17,154 I... Did you know he was this funny? 511 00:22:17,188 --> 00:22:19,690 I don't really know what to say. 512 00:22:19,724 --> 00:22:22,660 Jack, what you think? I made a, um... 513 00:22:22,693 --> 00:22:24,762 I made a s... I made a selfie. 514 00:22:24,795 --> 00:22:27,264 Yeah, that's not a selfie, Dad. 515 00:22:27,298 --> 00:22:28,666 It's more of a video. 516 00:22:28,699 --> 00:22:29,900 Okay. Video. 517 00:22:29,934 --> 00:22:31,634 Selfie, video, whatever you want to call it. 518 00:22:31,669 --> 00:22:33,237 That's fine. Important thing is you guys, 519 00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:35,906 if you want to, you can tag along. 520 00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:39,176 Um, you know, follow and like and stuff. 521 00:22:39,210 --> 00:22:40,643 Subscribe. 522 00:22:40,678 --> 00:22:42,880 Yes. That's right. That's what it is. 523 00:22:42,913 --> 00:22:44,315 You could, you could, you could subscribe. 524 00:22:44,348 --> 00:22:46,017 Hannah, tell your... tell your little friend to do it. 525 00:22:46,050 --> 00:22:47,251 Subscribe. 526 00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:49,220 Jack, go ahead. You do yours now. 527 00:22:49,253 --> 00:22:50,921 Yeah, subscribe now. 528 00:22:50,955 --> 00:22:53,257 Yes! There's number two. 529 00:23:06,170 --> 00:23:08,605 Begonia, begonia, begonia! 530 00:23:12,009 --> 00:23:16,814 Do you know there is 1,795 different types 531 00:23:16,847 --> 00:23:18,816 of begonias? 532 00:23:18,849 --> 00:23:20,985 Honey, if I gave birth to that many, 533 00:23:21,018 --> 00:23:23,586 that'd be a litter. 534 00:23:27,191 --> 00:23:30,661 ...a litter. 535 00:23:57,788 --> 00:23:59,090 Boom. Here we go. 536 00:23:59,123 --> 00:24:01,192 My name is Ben, right? In this video, 537 00:24:01,225 --> 00:24:03,094 we're gonna make a story up about a woman. 538 00:24:03,127 --> 00:24:04,829 Not a woman. A really mean lady. 539 00:24:04,862 --> 00:24:07,031 A really mean monster. Her name is, uh... 540 00:24:07,064 --> 00:24:08,265 is, uh... 541 00:24:08,299 --> 00:24:09,967 Posy. 542 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,368 And she real mean. 543 00:24:13,304 --> 00:24:15,406 Is she looking at me? 544 00:24:15,439 --> 00:24:18,909 And then there's this really humble, nice, amazing guy. 545 00:24:18,943 --> 00:24:20,411 Oh, not me. It's somebody else. 546 00:24:20,444 --> 00:24:22,813 And then Posy gets all mean. 547 00:24:22,847 --> 00:24:25,249 He wants to moonwalk away from her sometimes. 548 00:24:25,282 --> 00:24:27,751 Yes, Ben, it was funny, okay? 549 00:24:27,785 --> 00:24:30,321 I'm just saying that if making videos 550 00:24:30,354 --> 00:24:32,056 is gonna be your new obsession... 551 00:24:32,089 --> 00:24:33,791 See, that's just it. It's not an obsession. 552 00:24:33,824 --> 00:24:35,226 I just like doing it. 553 00:24:35,259 --> 00:24:37,828 That's fine, okay? Just remember 554 00:24:37,862 --> 00:24:40,097 that you're a dad, okay? And that you have a family. 555 00:24:40,131 --> 00:24:43,300 I go to a job I can't stand for my family. 556 00:24:43,334 --> 00:24:45,302 I know. You remind me every day. 557 00:24:45,336 --> 00:24:47,404 You don't understand. This is my first time 558 00:24:47,438 --> 00:24:49,140 in, like, 20 years 559 00:24:49,173 --> 00:24:50,407 I finally get to do something I love. 560 00:24:50,441 --> 00:24:52,309 I get the point, Ben. 561 00:24:52,343 --> 00:24:54,879 But for once in your life, have some balance. 562 00:24:54,912 --> 00:24:57,281 Okay? You went from... from never thinking about it 563 00:24:57,314 --> 00:24:59,416 to being 24-7 on videos. 564 00:24:59,450 --> 00:25:01,452 Spend some time with your kids. 565 00:25:01,485 --> 00:25:03,187 And help around the house. 566 00:25:03,220 --> 00:25:05,055 You know, like that toilet! 567 00:25:05,089 --> 00:25:06,390 Cool. It's fine. I'm done. 568 00:25:06,423 --> 00:25:08,959 I'm not doing any more videos. You win. 569 00:25:08,993 --> 00:25:10,794 Okay, fine. Go. Go make videos. 570 00:25:10,828 --> 00:25:13,230 Go. Go. Just do it all day long. I don't care anymore. 571 00:25:13,264 --> 00:25:15,900 You know what your problem is, right? 572 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:18,169 That is not how you plant multicolored vincas. 573 00:25:18,202 --> 00:25:20,371 Your soil mixture is a mess. 574 00:25:22,072 --> 00:25:25,042 ¡No me digas como plantar flores! 575 00:25:34,151 --> 00:25:36,086 Hello. My name is Ben. 576 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:39,423 Today, I'm-a teach you how to fix a toilet. Yeah. 577 00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:42,126 When your life is just wack, as my life is, 578 00:25:42,159 --> 00:25:44,128 next thing that can only make it lower 579 00:25:44,161 --> 00:25:46,030 is an opportunity 580 00:25:46,063 --> 00:25:47,431 to fix a toilet. 581 00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:49,500 Now you have to lift this right here. The... 582 00:25:49,533 --> 00:25:51,502 This is called... the white part. 583 00:25:51,535 --> 00:25:53,304 You may well be slightly concerned 584 00:25:53,337 --> 00:25:55,873 that the water's not cold like maybe it should be. 585 00:25:55,906 --> 00:25:57,875 The tuliter valve goes down in here. 586 00:25:57,908 --> 00:25:59,910 As you just turn this... 587 00:26:03,447 --> 00:26:05,249 Don't be concerned if, for some reason, 588 00:26:05,282 --> 00:26:06,917 the water turns pink. 589 00:26:06,951 --> 00:26:09,186 This is normal. This-this is kind of normal. 590 00:26:14,391 --> 00:26:15,859 Son, 591 00:26:15,893 --> 00:26:17,428 that's how you fix a toilet. 592 00:26:17,461 --> 00:26:19,463 Cool. 593 00:26:21,799 --> 00:26:23,434 Is that your stomach? 594 00:26:23,467 --> 00:26:25,302 Nope. 595 00:26:40,050 --> 00:26:43,053 I am so happy. 596 00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:46,156 Ah. 597 00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:49,526 Should I make it out to Bob's Plumbing? 598 00:27:21,992 --> 00:27:24,128 That speeding man right there going down the highway 599 00:27:24,161 --> 00:27:25,562 in a BMW. 600 00:27:25,596 --> 00:27:27,097 - Hey. - Hey. 601 00:27:27,131 --> 00:27:28,565 Uh, Steven just wants to know 602 00:27:28,599 --> 00:27:30,134 when you'll be done with this episode. 603 00:27:30,167 --> 00:27:32,436 Oh, uh, it's almost there. 604 00:27:32,469 --> 00:27:34,238 Maybe, like, like, an hour. 605 00:27:34,271 --> 00:27:35,406 - Okay, great. - Cool. 606 00:27:35,439 --> 00:27:39,310 By the way, that video was hilarious. 607 00:27:39,343 --> 00:27:40,544 What video? 608 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,313 You fixing the toilet. 609 00:27:43,514 --> 00:27:44,982 We all watched it out there. 610 00:27:45,015 --> 00:27:46,450 Never knew you were that funny. 611 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,889 What's she talking about? 612 00:28:00,030 --> 00:28:01,231 Hello. 613 00:28:01,265 --> 00:28:03,334 This is Ben. Today, I'm-a teach you 614 00:28:03,367 --> 00:28:05,602 how to fix a toilet. 615 00:28:21,686 --> 00:28:23,620 Refresh. 616 00:28:23,655 --> 00:28:26,523 Ah! 617 00:28:28,225 --> 00:28:29,893 Ooh! 618 00:28:29,927 --> 00:28:31,161 Yo, 619 00:28:31,195 --> 00:28:33,630 - where we at? - 46,625. 620 00:28:33,665 --> 00:28:35,667 - This is crazy. - Well, is this normal? 621 00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:38,902 - I have no idea. - It is when a video goes viral. 622 00:28:38,936 --> 00:28:41,572 - So, you're not mad at me? - I don't know. 623 00:28:41,605 --> 00:28:43,941 What's up with this name, Selfie Dad, anyway? 624 00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:46,110 I was thinking maybe, like, uh, 625 00:28:46,143 --> 00:28:49,113 Cool, Handsome, Tall, Hilarious Dad. 626 00:28:49,146 --> 00:28:50,514 I don't think it fits. 627 00:28:50,547 --> 00:28:52,349 Okay, so, where we at? 628 00:28:53,384 --> 00:28:55,953 - 50,009. - Quick. 629 00:28:55,986 --> 00:28:56,887 - Like, that quick. - Wow. 630 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,690 It was just... And now look where we at. 631 00:28:58,723 --> 00:29:00,157 Oh, snap. Okay. 632 00:29:00,190 --> 00:29:02,393 How many, uh, how many prescribers we got? 633 00:29:02,426 --> 00:29:04,395 - They're subscribers. - Okay. 634 00:29:04,428 --> 00:29:07,164 - How many of those do we have? - 905. 635 00:29:07,197 --> 00:29:08,966 - Where's Hannah? - 905. She's upstairs. 636 00:29:08,999 --> 00:29:11,268 Hannah! Bring yourself downstairs! 637 00:29:11,301 --> 00:29:13,437 We having a family meeting! 638 00:29:17,541 --> 00:29:19,677 So, why are we having a meeting? 639 00:29:19,711 --> 00:29:21,412 Hey, Jack, what's the numbers? 640 00:29:21,445 --> 00:29:23,514 Just crossed the 90,000 mark. 641 00:29:23,547 --> 00:29:25,717 That's why we're doing this meeting. 642 00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:28,118 What does that have to do with us? 643 00:29:28,152 --> 00:29:30,688 Like, we sh... What we got to do is we need to make more videos. 644 00:29:30,722 --> 00:29:31,955 "We"? 645 00:29:31,989 --> 00:29:33,524 Don't you want to be in them? 646 00:29:33,557 --> 00:29:34,659 Doing what? 647 00:29:34,692 --> 00:29:37,094 Like you gonna be in that play. Like, you-you could act. 648 00:29:37,127 --> 00:29:38,595 - The play. What is it called again? - Grease. 649 00:29:38,629 --> 00:29:40,063 It's called Grease. 650 00:29:40,097 --> 00:29:43,133 Oh, okay. Anyway, Jack, where we at? 651 00:29:43,167 --> 00:29:45,369 - 93,134. - Yes. 652 00:29:45,402 --> 00:29:47,705 You should be in charge of our stats. 653 00:29:47,739 --> 00:29:49,306 Heck no. I want to edit. 654 00:29:49,339 --> 00:29:50,708 I edited this one. 655 00:29:50,742 --> 00:29:53,010 You did, too. How'd you learn how to do that? 656 00:29:53,043 --> 00:29:54,645 - Oh, actually... - And where did you get my phone from? 657 00:29:54,679 --> 00:29:56,113 - Oh, you... - Whatever, dude. Yeah. 658 00:29:56,146 --> 00:29:57,648 - That's fine. You can edit. - Yes! 659 00:29:57,682 --> 00:29:59,283 And, sweetie... 660 00:29:59,316 --> 00:30:01,618 I-I just want your clothes to match. 661 00:30:01,653 --> 00:30:04,722 Boom! You in charge of wardrobe. It's perfect. 662 00:30:04,756 --> 00:30:07,291 I love it. I don't know if y'all can feel this. 663 00:30:07,324 --> 00:30:09,193 Can you feel it? 664 00:30:09,226 --> 00:30:12,296 The Marcuses are about to take over UTOO. 665 00:30:14,766 --> 00:30:17,167 Um... the computer's over here. 666 00:30:17,201 --> 00:30:18,502 We should... 667 00:30:31,582 --> 00:30:33,217 First of all, this is completely ridiculous. 668 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:34,585 Richard's a good editor. 669 00:30:34,618 --> 00:30:36,453 No, he's not you, but he'll do fine. 670 00:30:36,487 --> 00:30:38,255 Dude, we don't need another editor. 671 00:30:38,288 --> 00:30:40,357 Apparently, we do. You came this close to missing deadline. 672 00:30:40,390 --> 00:30:41,693 No, see, you don't understand. 673 00:30:41,726 --> 00:30:43,560 My computer crashed, like, a hundred times. 674 00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:45,128 Oh, come on. 675 00:30:45,162 --> 00:30:46,731 Plus, she gives me, like, a million notes. 676 00:30:46,764 --> 00:30:49,566 And at the end of that, she asks me to do it all over again. 677 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,101 Never slowed you down before. 678 00:30:51,134 --> 00:30:53,570 You know, you know I get paid per episode. 679 00:30:53,604 --> 00:30:55,740 Bruh, you're messing with my money. 680 00:30:55,773 --> 00:30:58,776 Hey, whoa, whoa. Can we have a conversation about this, though? 681 00:30:58,810 --> 00:31:00,778 - Is that okay? - I'll be right there. 682 00:31:00,812 --> 00:31:02,412 Look, it came from the network. 683 00:31:02,446 --> 00:31:04,114 What do you want me to do? 684 00:31:04,147 --> 00:31:05,683 Rosie's tough enough when we're on schedule. 685 00:31:05,717 --> 00:31:07,184 Dude, this is messed up. 686 00:31:07,217 --> 00:31:08,686 Is it the UTOO stuff? 687 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,822 I saw you shot a couple of videos here in the room. 688 00:31:10,855 --> 00:31:12,489 Is that what's distracting you? 689 00:31:12,523 --> 00:31:14,726 It was, like, two videos. It took two seconds. 690 00:31:14,759 --> 00:31:16,393 Sorry about that. Cue it up. 691 00:31:16,426 --> 00:31:17,762 Dude, this is so wack. 692 00:31:17,795 --> 00:31:20,264 Explain to me, what am I supposed to do all week? 693 00:31:20,297 --> 00:31:22,700 Ben, I've got work to do. I... 694 00:31:22,734 --> 00:31:24,601 Fix a toilet. 695 00:31:24,635 --> 00:31:26,771 Fix a toilet? Okay, so here's the thing. 696 00:31:26,804 --> 00:31:29,139 - I'm the editor for Richard. - See you, Ben. 697 00:31:29,172 --> 00:31:31,709 He probably broke the toilet. This is wack, dude. 698 00:31:31,743 --> 00:31:34,344 Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? 699 00:31:34,378 --> 00:31:36,647 Why is there no mirrors in the self-checkout? 700 00:31:36,681 --> 00:31:38,448 Can I call a white duck a quacker? 701 00:31:38,482 --> 00:31:39,784 I got friends who are white. 702 00:31:39,817 --> 00:31:41,485 When a dog is wearing clothes... 703 00:31:41,518 --> 00:31:42,654 Mm. 704 00:31:42,687 --> 00:31:44,454 - Hi, man. - Hey. 705 00:31:44,488 --> 00:31:46,658 Mickey. What's up, man? Almost didn't see you there, man. 706 00:31:46,691 --> 00:31:49,661 - Dude, you're really funny. - Thanks, man. 707 00:31:49,694 --> 00:31:52,095 Um, I used to be a comic. 708 00:31:52,129 --> 00:31:53,163 What? No way. 709 00:31:53,196 --> 00:31:54,531 - Yeah. - That's awesome. 710 00:31:54,565 --> 00:31:56,300 Yeah, um, but it's not anything 711 00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:57,835 that keeps me from my work around here. 712 00:31:57,869 --> 00:31:59,636 I work really hard around here, man. 713 00:31:59,671 --> 00:32:02,139 Dude, I loved your videos. Loved 'em, yeah. 714 00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:04,207 I just had no idea you were a comic. 715 00:32:04,241 --> 00:32:06,811 Man, here's the crazy thing about those videos, dude, 716 00:32:06,844 --> 00:32:09,479 is I actually thought the first one would be the one. 717 00:32:09,513 --> 00:32:11,348 But everybody likes the toilet video. 718 00:32:11,381 --> 00:32:13,751 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that one was great. 719 00:32:13,785 --> 00:32:16,219 - They're all great. - Dude, I love it, man. 720 00:32:16,253 --> 00:32:19,423 Comedy? It's where my heart is, man. 721 00:32:19,456 --> 00:32:20,658 Yeah, I can tell, man. Well, hey, man, 722 00:32:20,692 --> 00:32:21,859 I subscribed, I shared it. 723 00:32:21,893 --> 00:32:23,427 Dude. Yo, thanks, man. 724 00:32:23,460 --> 00:32:25,162 I really appreciate that. 725 00:32:25,195 --> 00:32:26,831 Yeah, for sure. So if comedy's your thing, 726 00:32:26,864 --> 00:32:29,166 dude, why aren't you out there running with it? 727 00:32:30,902 --> 00:32:32,870 It was my dad, man. 728 00:32:32,904 --> 00:32:34,605 He was a comic. 729 00:32:34,638 --> 00:32:36,774 Leonard Marcus. You ever heard of him? 730 00:32:36,808 --> 00:32:39,744 - Mm-mm. - He was pretty funny, man. 731 00:32:39,777 --> 00:32:42,346 He was a big drinker, too, though, 732 00:32:42,379 --> 00:32:44,181 just like his dad. 733 00:32:44,214 --> 00:32:47,184 As soon as I turned, like, 18 years old, 734 00:32:47,217 --> 00:32:48,619 I wanted to be just like him. 735 00:32:48,653 --> 00:32:50,822 Yeah, so, I started doing comedy. 736 00:32:50,855 --> 00:32:53,323 My dad, man... 737 00:32:53,357 --> 00:32:55,760 he's, like, 20 years into the game. 738 00:32:55,793 --> 00:33:00,197 He books the biggest show ever... and I kid you not... 739 00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:02,299 he's on his way to The Tonight Show. 740 00:33:02,332 --> 00:33:04,736 He's at a red light... 741 00:33:04,769 --> 00:33:06,771 and his heart explodes. 742 00:33:07,939 --> 00:33:09,907 That's how they described it. 743 00:33:09,941 --> 00:33:11,876 Dude. Man. 744 00:33:11,909 --> 00:33:14,277 So I grieved for a while, 745 00:33:14,311 --> 00:33:16,413 and then, you know, I just get back at it, man. 746 00:33:16,446 --> 00:33:17,882 I start hitting clubs. 747 00:33:17,915 --> 00:33:19,383 And the club owners are like, 748 00:33:19,416 --> 00:33:20,918 "Wow. Your dad was funny, but you..." 749 00:33:20,952 --> 00:33:22,787 Now they... Like, they're calling me, 750 00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:25,255 like, the next Damon Wayans, Eddie Murphy. 751 00:33:25,288 --> 00:33:27,892 Then I start meeting these women, right? 752 00:33:27,925 --> 00:33:29,927 They're, like, in their 30s and 40s. 753 00:33:29,961 --> 00:33:32,195 And they knew my pops. 754 00:33:32,229 --> 00:33:33,798 Like, they really knew my pops. 755 00:33:33,831 --> 00:33:36,333 They start showing me pictures of them hanging out, man, 756 00:33:36,366 --> 00:33:38,335 and then they'd show me pictures of kids, man. 757 00:33:38,368 --> 00:33:40,303 And they're telling me they're my half brothers and sisters. 758 00:33:40,337 --> 00:33:41,873 And I just... 759 00:33:41,906 --> 00:33:45,609 I don't know what to do, man, so I tell my moms. 760 00:33:45,642 --> 00:33:46,878 That was a bad idea. 761 00:33:46,911 --> 00:33:48,612 She falls into depression. 762 00:33:48,645 --> 00:33:51,749 She just can't handle it, man, and two years later... 763 00:33:54,484 --> 00:33:56,520 ...she takes her own life, yo. 764 00:33:56,553 --> 00:33:58,956 Wow. That's... Wow. 765 00:33:58,990 --> 00:34:00,958 Yeah. 766 00:34:00,992 --> 00:34:02,994 After that, man, it was like... 767 00:34:03,027 --> 00:34:04,762 like nothing was funny anymore, you know? 768 00:34:04,796 --> 00:34:06,329 I just quit, yo. 769 00:34:06,363 --> 00:34:08,565 What? Comedy? 770 00:34:10,034 --> 00:34:12,235 Yeah, that, too. 771 00:34:20,845 --> 00:34:22,412 Yo, this is Ben. 772 00:34:22,446 --> 00:34:25,315 Hi. Is this Selfie Dad? 773 00:34:25,348 --> 00:34:27,685 Um, yeah, this is... this is Selfie Dad. 774 00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:28,986 Who's this? 775 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:30,988 Hey, I'm Laurie Swanson. 776 00:34:31,022 --> 00:34:34,391 I manage content for a website called LaughLoud.com. 777 00:34:34,424 --> 00:34:37,995 Uh, well, first off, we love you. You're hysterical. 778 00:34:38,029 --> 00:34:40,263 Oh. Well, thank you... 779 00:34:40,297 --> 00:34:42,399 uh, Laurie. Thank you. Wow. 780 00:34:42,432 --> 00:34:45,469 Yeah. Look, we want to... we wanted to get your permission 781 00:34:45,502 --> 00:34:48,906 to embed that, uh... the video, the toilet one? 782 00:34:48,940 --> 00:34:50,875 How-how not to fix a toilet? 783 00:34:50,908 --> 00:34:53,477 Uh, we'd like to embed it onto our page, 784 00:34:53,510 --> 00:34:55,312 and we'll put a link back to yours. 785 00:34:55,345 --> 00:34:56,714 Does that work? 786 00:34:56,748 --> 00:34:58,415 Yes. 787 00:34:58,448 --> 00:35:00,283 Yeah, absolutely. That sounds great. 788 00:35:00,317 --> 00:35:02,385 Laurie, let's do it. Yeah. 789 00:35:02,419 --> 00:35:03,788 Yay! Thank you. Thank you so much. 790 00:35:03,821 --> 00:35:05,288 Look, we also want to do an interview 791 00:35:05,322 --> 00:35:06,791 with you at some point. 792 00:35:06,824 --> 00:35:09,426 Do you have any other videos in the works? 793 00:35:09,459 --> 00:35:12,864 Yeah. We, um... we absolutely do, for sure. 794 00:35:14,065 --> 00:35:16,768 ♪ Nobody knows my name ♪ 795 00:35:16,801 --> 00:35:19,569 ♪ I've been losing at this game ♪ 796 00:35:19,603 --> 00:35:22,572 ♪ And the lie just seems more lame from day to day ♪ 797 00:35:22,606 --> 00:35:26,043 ♪ And it's all a crying shame but I got to take the blame ♪ 798 00:35:26,077 --> 00:35:30,715 ♪ I've been losing at this game and nobody knows my name... ♪ 799 00:35:30,748 --> 00:35:32,083 Fix stuff. 800 00:35:32,116 --> 00:35:35,519 'Cause I fix stuff, and I do it funny, so... 801 00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:36,888 Oh. 802 00:35:36,921 --> 00:35:38,055 Boom. 803 00:35:44,628 --> 00:35:46,864 Boom. 804 00:35:46,898 --> 00:35:48,331 I'm Selfie Dad. 805 00:35:48,365 --> 00:35:49,867 Remember how I fixed the toilet? 806 00:35:49,901 --> 00:35:51,936 Turns out, I could fix a car. 807 00:35:51,969 --> 00:35:53,537 So, number one, first thing you want to do... 808 00:35:53,570 --> 00:35:55,106 need to have a car. 809 00:35:55,139 --> 00:35:56,908 If you find yourself on a bus for some reason, 810 00:35:56,941 --> 00:35:58,475 this video is not gonna help you. 811 00:35:58,508 --> 00:35:59,944 So now, you got to get into the garage. 812 00:35:59,977 --> 00:36:02,412 Oh, man. I mean... 813 00:36:02,445 --> 00:36:03,881 Oh, man. 814 00:36:03,915 --> 00:36:05,615 We're gonna fix that next week. 815 00:36:05,649 --> 00:36:07,051 So now, we're gonna pop the hood. 816 00:36:07,084 --> 00:36:09,586 We'll go ahead and pop it. So easy. It's right here. 817 00:36:13,157 --> 00:36:14,692 Oh. 818 00:36:16,526 --> 00:36:18,129 ♪ Ah... ♪ 819 00:36:18,162 --> 00:36:20,597 Nothing works better than a little evil cat 820 00:36:20,630 --> 00:36:22,532 made out of cement. You set that there 821 00:36:22,566 --> 00:36:24,068 so it'll have the right gravitude. 822 00:36:24,101 --> 00:36:26,037 I just... Aah! 823 00:36:27,404 --> 00:36:28,973 That is how... 824 00:36:29,006 --> 00:36:31,641 you fix... a car. 825 00:36:34,444 --> 00:36:37,480 Hey! How you guys doing? Where you been? 826 00:36:37,514 --> 00:36:39,984 Hannah's play. 827 00:36:40,017 --> 00:36:42,153 Hannah, listen, your play... Grease. 828 00:36:42,186 --> 00:36:44,922 I am so sorry. I got all caught up at work. 829 00:36:44,956 --> 00:36:47,357 - I was busy. - It's cool. I'm okay. 830 00:36:50,995 --> 00:36:53,430 Where were you? I called you, like, five times. 831 00:36:53,463 --> 00:36:55,565 - I know. Rosie was being impossible. - You can't pick up 832 00:36:55,599 --> 00:36:57,134 - the phone and call your wife? - My phone was on silent, 833 00:36:57,168 --> 00:36:58,936 there's producers in the room. 834 00:36:58,970 --> 00:37:01,138 Like, what am I supposed to do? I was gonna come right home 835 00:37:01,172 --> 00:37:02,907 and then, phew, I was gonna be at the play, but... 836 00:37:02,940 --> 00:37:04,474 You posted another video? 837 00:37:04,507 --> 00:37:07,044 I thought you were gonna let me edit. 838 00:37:07,078 --> 00:37:08,946 It just took, like, two seconds. 839 00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:11,481 - I had to get it up, so, uh... - Ben, can I 840 00:37:11,514 --> 00:37:13,084 talk to you in the other room, please? 841 00:37:14,819 --> 00:37:16,988 Guilty. Guilty. That's what I did. 842 00:37:17,021 --> 00:37:19,156 I made a video instead of seeing Hannah's play. 843 00:37:19,190 --> 00:37:22,159 Guilty. Now what? 844 00:37:23,728 --> 00:37:25,196 Jesse, please, listen. 845 00:37:25,229 --> 00:37:27,164 I'm getting a second chance. 846 00:37:27,198 --> 00:37:29,432 Please hear that. 847 00:37:36,207 --> 00:37:38,475 "I want Rosie stuff on..." I'm tired of it. 848 00:37:38,508 --> 00:37:40,644 Hey. What's up, bruh? 849 00:37:40,678 --> 00:37:42,213 What are you doing here? Thought you had the week off. 850 00:37:42,246 --> 00:37:45,783 Oh, uh, yeah, I'm just doing some personal work, man. 851 00:37:45,816 --> 00:37:48,485 Oh, dude, I shared your, uh, car-fixing video. 852 00:37:48,518 --> 00:37:50,788 Hilarious. How do you come up with that stuff? 853 00:37:50,821 --> 00:37:52,723 Just having fun, really, man. 854 00:37:52,757 --> 00:37:54,992 The crazy part is, it's those how-to videos 855 00:37:55,026 --> 00:37:57,995 that really got popping, and, uh, 856 00:37:58,029 --> 00:37:59,964 I don't really know "how to." You know? 857 00:37:59,997 --> 00:38:01,464 - Works, man. I loved it. - Crazy. 858 00:38:01,498 --> 00:38:04,534 - Loved it. - So what's up, man? 859 00:38:04,567 --> 00:38:06,837 Oh, um, if you're not using it, 860 00:38:06,871 --> 00:38:09,240 I'm supposed to install Final Cut on your system. 861 00:38:09,273 --> 00:38:12,209 All right, man. Let me get out of your way here, bruh. 862 00:38:12,243 --> 00:38:13,911 Cool. 863 00:38:13,945 --> 00:38:16,147 Oh, before I forget, here's the, uh... 864 00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:17,949 here's that book I was telling you about. 865 00:38:17,982 --> 00:38:19,817 I think you'll really like it. 866 00:38:19,850 --> 00:38:22,153 Oh. Yeah. 867 00:38:22,186 --> 00:38:23,821 Thanks, man. 868 00:38:23,854 --> 00:38:25,990 This looks like one I actually haven't read yet. 869 00:38:26,023 --> 00:38:27,925 You know? 870 00:38:27,959 --> 00:38:29,927 Yeah. 871 00:38:29,961 --> 00:38:32,629 - Thanks, man. Appreciate that. - So, obviously, 872 00:38:32,663 --> 00:38:35,166 you know, he starts with why we need the Bible, 873 00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:37,969 then offers some tips on, you know, how to read it, 874 00:38:38,002 --> 00:38:39,536 you know, how to get the most out of it. 875 00:38:39,569 --> 00:38:41,839 Oh, okay. Cool. 876 00:38:41,872 --> 00:38:45,776 Hey, would it be okay if I wrote about you for my paper? 877 00:38:45,810 --> 00:38:47,244 What are you talking about? 878 00:38:47,278 --> 00:38:49,113 Yeah, your story. 879 00:38:49,146 --> 00:38:52,817 You know, how a guy goes from where he was to where you are. 880 00:38:52,850 --> 00:38:54,852 And I wouldn't use your real name. 881 00:38:54,885 --> 00:38:56,921 I'd just... I'd call you "The Chainbreaker." 882 00:38:56,954 --> 00:38:59,256 Chainbreak... What? 883 00:38:59,290 --> 00:39:01,058 What are you talking about, man? 884 00:39:01,092 --> 00:39:02,927 I mean, here you are, this comic. 885 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:04,795 Parents weren't believers. 886 00:39:04,829 --> 00:39:06,263 I'm guessing you didn't grow up 887 00:39:06,297 --> 00:39:07,932 with a lot of Christian role models. 888 00:39:07,965 --> 00:39:10,201 Your dad was who he was. 889 00:39:10,234 --> 00:39:13,037 You could have followed in his footsteps in every way, 890 00:39:13,070 --> 00:39:16,073 but you didn't. Why? 891 00:39:16,107 --> 00:39:18,009 I don't know... 892 00:39:18,042 --> 00:39:20,011 God's grace, man. 893 00:39:20,044 --> 00:39:23,848 You go through all that, and God just plucks you out of it. 894 00:39:23,881 --> 00:39:27,718 And now, I mean, you're living your... living your life, 895 00:39:27,752 --> 00:39:29,220 raising your family to love Jesus. 896 00:39:29,253 --> 00:39:30,855 Dude, you broke the chain. 897 00:39:30,888 --> 00:39:32,790 Look, Mickey, here's the thing, man. 898 00:39:32,823 --> 00:39:34,624 I just got to be real with you. 899 00:39:34,658 --> 00:39:36,227 I think you're an awesome guy. 900 00:39:36,260 --> 00:39:38,561 I mean, for real, at first, 901 00:39:38,595 --> 00:39:40,297 I just thought you was one of them Christian dudes, 902 00:39:40,331 --> 00:39:42,099 like, an oversaved Christian. 903 00:39:42,133 --> 00:39:44,902 Like, you only eat pizza that's been delivered. 904 00:39:44,935 --> 00:39:46,904 You only got sheets on your bed, 905 00:39:46,937 --> 00:39:48,906 'cause you say Jesus is your comforter. 906 00:39:48,939 --> 00:39:50,307 That's funny. 907 00:39:50,341 --> 00:39:52,710 - That was good. - Here's my point, man. As far 908 00:39:52,743 --> 00:39:55,079 as me breaking chains and stuff, bruh... 909 00:39:55,112 --> 00:39:57,181 ...you just got the wrong dude. 910 00:39:57,214 --> 00:39:58,849 Hmm. 911 00:39:58,883 --> 00:40:00,617 Okay. 912 00:40:00,651 --> 00:40:03,254 Ben. Hey, there you are. 913 00:40:03,287 --> 00:40:06,123 Uh, listen, Steven wants to see you. 914 00:40:06,157 --> 00:40:08,659 Oh, okay. 915 00:40:08,692 --> 00:40:09,860 You know, he's, 916 00:40:09,894 --> 00:40:13,064 he's... he's always provided for us. 917 00:40:14,098 --> 00:40:15,900 But he's so extreme, I... 918 00:40:15,933 --> 00:40:18,202 It's like he's an addict. 919 00:40:18,235 --> 00:40:19,636 An addict? 920 00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:20,838 Yeah, he acts like it. 921 00:40:22,706 --> 00:40:25,242 Jesse, how much do you pray for him? 922 00:40:26,277 --> 00:40:27,978 Yeah, I-I... 923 00:40:28,012 --> 00:40:30,347 Probably not as much as I should. 924 00:40:30,381 --> 00:40:31,816 Okay, not at all. 925 00:40:33,951 --> 00:40:35,986 We can't change them. 926 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:39,990 And sometimes the harder we try, the worse it makes things. 927 00:40:41,092 --> 00:40:43,060 We need God. 928 00:40:43,094 --> 00:40:48,032 And if we're not praying for our husbands, who will? 929 00:40:49,433 --> 00:40:53,337 Have you ever seen the movie War Room? 930 00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:55,873 I don't really like Christian films. 931 00:40:59,210 --> 00:41:00,978 - Just... - Oh. 932 00:41:04,815 --> 00:41:06,183 Hey, Carol. 933 00:41:06,217 --> 00:41:07,718 - How you doing? Cool. - I'm good, good, good. 934 00:41:07,751 --> 00:41:09,186 - How's-how's Tom? - Oh, he's good, good. 935 00:41:09,220 --> 00:41:10,754 Listen, we're finishing here, 936 00:41:10,788 --> 00:41:12,857 and I'll leave you family time. 937 00:41:12,890 --> 00:41:14,358 No, no-no, you don't have to go anywhere 938 00:41:14,391 --> 00:41:16,060 'cause I'm-I'm, I'm just gonna read the mail 939 00:41:16,093 --> 00:41:17,928 'cause I got this mail, so I'm just gonna read this 940 00:41:17,962 --> 00:41:19,196 and stuff, so... 941 00:41:19,230 --> 00:41:20,397 Okay. 942 00:41:20,431 --> 00:41:21,398 It's gonna be good. 943 00:41:21,432 --> 00:41:22,867 You, you guys are female. 944 00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:24,068 I'm... 945 00:41:24,101 --> 00:41:26,070 Okay, I'm gonna go. 946 00:41:26,103 --> 00:41:28,672 Can we just pray for him right now? 947 00:41:28,706 --> 00:41:29,673 Right now. 948 00:41:29,707 --> 00:41:31,208 Thank you. 949 00:41:37,481 --> 00:41:39,049 Father, 950 00:41:39,083 --> 00:41:43,220 I pray that You will help Jesse to be gentle 951 00:41:43,254 --> 00:41:46,957 and respectful toward Ben, no matter what, 952 00:41:46,991 --> 00:41:51,462 and I pray, Father, that she will find her joy 953 00:41:51,495 --> 00:41:53,831 in You. 954 00:41:53,864 --> 00:41:55,399 Hey, Carol gone? 955 00:41:55,432 --> 00:41:56,834 Yeah. 956 00:41:56,867 --> 00:41:58,402 - Cool. - Um, Ben, listen. 957 00:41:58,435 --> 00:42:00,404 - I... - You guys have a good talk? 958 00:42:00,437 --> 00:42:02,206 - It was good, I just want to say that I... - So, look. 959 00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:03,440 I got something I need to tell you. 960 00:42:03,474 --> 00:42:06,443 Uh... ah... 961 00:42:06,477 --> 00:42:07,444 I got fired, 962 00:42:07,478 --> 00:42:09,446 but before you flip out, 963 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,447 hear me out. 964 00:42:10,481 --> 00:42:12,016 Um, I've been running 965 00:42:12,049 --> 00:42:13,217 - some numbers, and... - You got fired?! 966 00:42:13,250 --> 00:42:16,220 Whoa-whoa, don't, don't do that thing where you flip out. 967 00:42:16,253 --> 00:42:17,354 - From your job?! - I did, yes. 968 00:42:17,388 --> 00:42:19,456 Look, boom. 969 00:42:19,490 --> 00:42:20,724 First video check. 970 00:42:20,758 --> 00:42:22,126 Dad got fired? 971 00:42:22,159 --> 00:42:23,894 I just... that's what I... I just said that. 972 00:42:23,928 --> 00:42:26,463 - I'm... I know it seems scary. - This is for $43! 973 00:42:26,497 --> 00:42:29,433 The pay period was like two days into the toilet video. 974 00:42:29,466 --> 00:42:32,436 The toilet video has gone kaboom in a big way. 975 00:42:32,469 --> 00:42:34,271 But I don't understand how they can fire you. 976 00:42:34,305 --> 00:42:35,839 So Dad did get fired? 977 00:42:35,873 --> 00:42:37,975 I really don't care what Rosie has to say. 978 00:42:38,008 --> 00:42:40,177 - I know. - You've won, like, every single award. 979 00:42:40,211 --> 00:42:43,047 How crazy would it be if I dropped a video a week? 980 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,315 Here comes your sister. 981 00:42:44,348 --> 00:42:45,849 - I got fired. - What is going on? 982 00:42:45,883 --> 00:42:46,750 - Dad got fired. - Yes, yes. 983 00:42:54,491 --> 00:42:56,260 Yeah, absolutely, Mickey, I get it. 984 00:42:56,293 --> 00:42:59,430 Nobody likes being fired, but, hey, you know... 985 00:42:59,463 --> 00:43:01,832 Oh, yeah, and-and thanks, man, for... 986 00:43:01,865 --> 00:43:03,033 Oh, the book? 987 00:43:03,067 --> 00:43:07,071 Yep, uh, yeah, I got that book right here, for sure, man, 988 00:43:07,104 --> 00:43:08,405 so thanks for that. 989 00:43:08,439 --> 00:43:11,308 And, yes, text me, call me anytime, man. 990 00:43:11,342 --> 00:43:13,077 We'll absolutely stay in touch. 991 00:43:13,110 --> 00:43:15,946 Okay. Yo, I appreciate you, man, a lot. 992 00:43:15,980 --> 00:43:17,214 So thanks a lot, man, yep. 993 00:43:17,248 --> 00:43:20,017 Okay, bye. 994 00:43:23,821 --> 00:43:25,789 Are you wearing that to church? 995 00:43:25,823 --> 00:43:27,825 I-I'm not going to church. 996 00:43:27,858 --> 00:43:29,860 I got a lot of stuff to do. You guys go ahead. 997 00:43:31,095 --> 00:43:33,430 Ben, did you buy more equipment? 998 00:43:33,464 --> 00:43:35,132 It's not just any equipment. 999 00:43:35,165 --> 00:43:36,433 It's Blackmagic. 1000 00:43:37,468 --> 00:43:39,270 My husband, 1001 00:43:39,303 --> 00:43:43,173 my beloved, who I love and respect, 1002 00:43:43,207 --> 00:43:44,875 can you at least take a break 1003 00:43:44,908 --> 00:43:47,177 and come to church with your family? 1004 00:43:48,312 --> 00:43:50,080 I'm gonna take a break. Tell you what I'm gonna do. 1005 00:43:50,114 --> 00:43:51,915 I'm gonna hook this up, I'm gonna have Internet. 1006 00:43:51,949 --> 00:43:53,884 Maybe I'll just jump in and watch online. 1007 00:43:53,917 --> 00:43:55,552 Yo no puedo creer. 1008 00:44:00,991 --> 00:44:03,127 Hello again, this is Selfie Dad. 1009 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,862 Today we're gonna be hanging a light. 1010 00:44:04,895 --> 00:44:08,332 You want to make sure your chains are equally set apart 1011 00:44:08,365 --> 00:44:11,101 and that you already have the screw in place. 1012 00:44:11,135 --> 00:44:13,570 Put this on the screw, making sure it's secure... 1013 00:44:17,107 --> 00:44:18,375 This is Selfie Dad, 1014 00:44:18,409 --> 00:44:20,377 and today I want to show you 1015 00:44:20,411 --> 00:44:23,080 how to clean up glass before your wife comes home. 1016 00:44:37,161 --> 00:44:39,229 So, what can people expect when they visit your page? 1017 00:44:39,263 --> 00:44:40,931 Well, first of all, 1018 00:44:40,964 --> 00:44:44,201 they can expect a new video every Tuesday, right, 1019 00:44:44,234 --> 00:44:46,570 and if they like it, they should probably tell their friends, 1020 00:44:46,603 --> 00:44:49,373 and if they don't like it, they probably don't got no friends. 1021 00:44:51,909 --> 00:44:52,943 Please! 1022 00:44:54,545 --> 00:44:56,613 We are going to create a lot of content. 1023 00:44:56,647 --> 00:44:58,382 No, I'm the one that's excited. 1024 00:44:58,415 --> 00:45:00,017 I just got my first endorsement deal. 1025 00:45:00,050 --> 00:45:01,251 Cool. 1026 00:45:01,285 --> 00:45:04,154 If you want to fix it right... gablow... 1027 00:45:04,188 --> 00:45:07,024 you need to get yourself some Packer Tools... 1028 00:45:07,057 --> 00:45:10,260 tools for what you need to fix and tools for life. 1029 00:45:10,294 --> 00:45:11,895 It is the Digital Media Awards. 1030 00:45:11,929 --> 00:45:13,897 It's gonna be the best one yet, you guys. 1031 00:45:13,931 --> 00:45:18,001 The nominees this year are: Lanie Basinger, 1032 00:45:18,035 --> 00:45:20,404 Ryan Kwan, Brian Perez, 1033 00:45:20,437 --> 00:45:23,340 aka Tuba Luba, and, of course, 1034 00:45:23,374 --> 00:45:26,310 - Ben Marcus, aka Selfie Dad. - Oh, yes, I am the man, yes. 1035 00:45:26,343 --> 00:45:27,478 I don't see The Jamie Grace Show in there. 1036 00:45:27,511 --> 00:45:29,346 It's fine, it's just a typo. 1037 00:45:29,380 --> 00:45:31,315 - Yes. - So make sure you tune in on the 11th 1038 00:45:31,348 --> 00:45:32,950 to see who wins. Aah! 1039 00:45:32,983 --> 00:45:35,352 The party's at Sophie's house... 1040 00:45:35,386 --> 00:45:39,189 well, her dad's house, but he's traveling for work or something. 1041 00:45:39,223 --> 00:45:41,024 You should totally come. 1042 00:45:44,228 --> 00:45:46,130 I mean, I mean, her house is 1043 00:45:46,163 --> 00:45:47,665 only two blocks away from my house. 1044 00:45:47,699 --> 00:45:49,667 I'll walk. 1045 00:45:49,701 --> 00:45:53,137 But you can pick me up if you want. 1046 00:45:53,170 --> 00:45:54,571 And the winner 1047 00:45:54,605 --> 00:45:56,073 for Best New Comic... as opposed to me. 1048 00:45:56,106 --> 00:45:57,274 You know, I'm the best old comic. 1049 00:45:57,307 --> 00:46:00,210 Man, I started with the Flintstones. Barney loved me. 1050 00:46:00,244 --> 00:46:02,179 Did my first two jokes at the Last Supper. 1051 00:46:02,212 --> 00:46:06,250 Anyway, uh, for the winner of UTOO's Best New Comic, 1052 00:46:06,283 --> 00:46:09,253 it is my man Ben Marcus, Selfie Dad. 1053 00:46:24,535 --> 00:46:26,671 So, the company is Packer Tools. 1054 00:46:26,704 --> 00:46:28,305 - Yeah, man. - Oh, man, see, that's sweet. 1055 00:46:28,338 --> 00:46:29,273 That's that butter right there. 1056 00:46:29,306 --> 00:46:32,075 You got to remember, endorsements are key. 1057 00:46:32,109 --> 00:46:33,977 That's what I'm finding out. So, how many you got? 1058 00:46:34,011 --> 00:46:35,412 Man, I got more endorsements 1059 00:46:35,446 --> 00:46:37,347 than Van Camp got pork and beans. 1060 00:46:37,381 --> 00:46:38,549 You know what? Last year they gave me 1061 00:46:38,582 --> 00:46:40,050 so much endorsement money, 1062 00:46:40,083 --> 00:46:41,585 when I went to deposit it in the bank, 1063 00:46:41,618 --> 00:46:43,020 I was embarrassed. 1064 00:46:43,053 --> 00:46:45,122 Call my girl, she'll give you 50% off. 1065 00:46:45,155 --> 00:46:49,460 Just tell her I sent you, and... she's gonna love you. 1066 00:46:49,493 --> 00:46:50,695 Excuse me one second. 1067 00:46:50,728 --> 00:46:53,597 And the thing just blew up. It kind of took off from there. 1068 00:46:53,630 --> 00:46:56,600 Yeah, next thing you know, boom, and here we are today... 1069 00:46:56,633 --> 00:46:57,702 Hey, what's up? I'm Ben. 1070 00:46:57,735 --> 00:46:59,503 Laurie Swanson, LaughLoud.com. 1071 00:46:59,536 --> 00:47:02,406 Oh, hey, right, yeah... 1072 00:47:02,439 --> 00:47:04,107 Congratulations. I knew you'd win. 1073 00:47:04,141 --> 00:47:06,410 Thanks a lot. I really, really appreciate that a lot. 1074 00:47:06,443 --> 00:47:08,780 This is Laurie... she's an awesome interviewer, 1075 00:47:08,813 --> 00:47:10,614 yeah, and other things, I'm sure. 1076 00:47:10,647 --> 00:47:13,016 So, where's Selfie Mom? 1077 00:47:13,050 --> 00:47:15,486 Yeah, she, she couldn't make it tonight, unfortunately. 1078 00:47:15,519 --> 00:47:16,688 Aw. 1079 00:47:16,721 --> 00:47:18,121 Yeah. 1080 00:47:19,289 --> 00:47:20,758 Well, I wanted 1081 00:47:20,792 --> 00:47:25,128 to be a novelist like Jane Austen, Margaret Mitchell. 1082 00:47:25,162 --> 00:47:27,765 Yeah, they're awesome, they are, really. 1083 00:47:27,799 --> 00:47:30,033 You have no idea who I'm talking about. 1084 00:47:30,067 --> 00:47:31,101 Oh, no, I do. 1085 00:47:31,134 --> 00:47:33,170 Um... Green Eggs and Ham? 1086 00:47:34,404 --> 00:47:35,572 - Yeah. - Uh... 1087 00:47:35,606 --> 00:47:37,107 Same genre, right? 1088 00:47:37,140 --> 00:47:38,710 Not exactly. 1089 00:47:38,743 --> 00:47:41,311 Well, listen, if you ever do read any of that, 1090 00:47:41,345 --> 00:47:44,047 uh, you want to make sure you don't do it in a house 1091 00:47:44,081 --> 00:47:45,148 or with a mouse. 1092 00:47:45,182 --> 00:47:47,117 You know. 1093 00:47:47,150 --> 00:47:48,686 I'll try not to. 1094 00:48:00,497 --> 00:48:03,367 Okay, we definitely have to do a follow-up interview. 1095 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,536 Okay, yeah, okay, sure. 1096 00:48:05,569 --> 00:48:06,637 How about right now? 1097 00:48:06,671 --> 00:48:08,171 Now? 1098 00:48:08,205 --> 00:48:09,540 Yeah, why not? 1099 00:48:09,573 --> 00:48:11,475 I mean, are-are you staying at the hotel? 1100 00:48:11,508 --> 00:48:13,410 'Cause I want to get out of these clothes. 1101 00:48:14,779 --> 00:48:17,715 No! 1102 00:48:17,749 --> 00:48:19,182 I mean, are you in a hurry... 1103 00:48:19,216 --> 00:48:20,818 I mean, are you in a hurry to leave? 1104 00:48:20,852 --> 00:48:22,386 I didn't mean it like that. 1105 00:48:22,419 --> 00:48:25,556 Oh, yeah, I know you didn't mean that, I know. 1106 00:48:27,558 --> 00:48:30,394 Unless you wanted me to. 1107 00:48:34,131 --> 00:48:35,867 Oh. 1108 00:48:35,900 --> 00:48:37,467 Oh, hey, what? 1109 00:48:41,538 --> 00:48:42,774 Sorry. 1110 00:48:44,541 --> 00:48:46,844 I'm sorry, that was a, uh... 1111 00:48:46,878 --> 00:48:48,846 So, uh... 1112 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:52,449 um... what were we talking about? 1113 00:48:53,483 --> 00:48:56,486 I don't know. 1114 00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:57,722 You tell me. 1115 00:49:00,925 --> 00:49:02,727 Yeah. 1116 00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:06,430 Hey, maybe, maybe we should do the interview another time. 1117 00:49:37,929 --> 00:49:40,430 Hey, you're awake. 1118 00:49:43,233 --> 00:49:45,903 What in the world? 1119 00:49:45,937 --> 00:49:48,572 I made your favorite. 1120 00:49:50,574 --> 00:49:53,911 It's not every day that your husband wins 1121 00:49:53,945 --> 00:49:56,814 New Comic of the Year. 1122 00:49:58,615 --> 00:50:00,652 I've been such a tonto, haven't I? 1123 00:50:00,685 --> 00:50:02,920 Yeah. 1124 00:50:02,954 --> 00:50:04,689 But so have I. 1125 00:50:04,722 --> 00:50:06,423 I should've been more supportive. 1126 00:50:07,557 --> 00:50:09,559 And I love you. 1127 00:50:12,262 --> 00:50:13,530 We are celebrating, okay? 1128 00:50:13,563 --> 00:50:15,800 And... I am gonna wake up Hannah, 1129 00:50:15,833 --> 00:50:17,935 'cause she loves my pancakes. 1130 00:50:35,485 --> 00:50:36,888 So... 1131 00:50:36,921 --> 00:50:39,423 how was your night? 1132 00:50:42,727 --> 00:50:44,294 Hey, listen, uh... 1133 00:50:44,327 --> 00:50:46,329 we're ahead on most of our videos right now, 1134 00:50:46,363 --> 00:50:48,700 but, uh, pretty soon we'll have to film some more 1135 00:50:48,733 --> 00:50:51,969 and, uh... I want you to be the editor, okay? 1136 00:50:52,003 --> 00:50:54,404 You always say that. 1137 00:50:54,438 --> 00:50:56,841 But you kind of always lie. 1138 00:50:59,276 --> 00:51:01,779 I can't find her. 1139 00:51:03,881 --> 00:51:05,515 Hannah? 1140 00:51:05,549 --> 00:51:07,317 Wait, what do you mean? 1141 00:51:07,350 --> 00:51:08,318 Hannah? 1142 00:51:08,351 --> 00:51:09,486 It's your dad. 1143 00:51:09,519 --> 00:51:11,588 I need you to call me now, please. 1144 00:51:11,621 --> 00:51:13,991 Hi, Mrs. Weissman, it's Jesse Marcus. 1145 00:51:14,025 --> 00:51:16,593 I'm-I'm Hannah's mom. Remember we met at the play? 1146 00:51:16,626 --> 00:51:18,528 Online, Facebook, all of that. 1147 00:51:18,562 --> 00:51:19,664 I thought maybe there was some sort 1148 00:51:19,697 --> 00:51:20,798 of school activity or something. 1149 00:51:20,832 --> 00:51:21,933 I know she's not picking up. 1150 00:51:21,966 --> 00:51:24,434 I have a phone, too, okay? 1151 00:51:24,468 --> 00:51:26,536 I'm-a go find her. 1152 00:51:48,525 --> 00:51:50,695 So what did the police say? 1153 00:51:51,929 --> 00:51:54,799 They said that girls her age... 1154 00:51:54,832 --> 00:51:56,868 they run away with a... 1155 00:51:56,901 --> 00:51:58,035 a boy. 1156 00:51:58,069 --> 00:52:00,337 There's no boy. 1157 00:52:00,370 --> 00:52:02,405 Right? 1158 00:52:02,439 --> 00:52:04,008 Maybe. 1159 00:52:05,109 --> 00:52:07,644 I met him at her play. 1160 00:52:13,918 --> 00:52:17,487 But then they asked for her dental records. 1161 00:52:21,893 --> 00:52:23,861 Is Hannah gone forever? 1162 00:52:23,895 --> 00:52:25,428 Do not even, don't think that. 1163 00:52:25,462 --> 00:52:26,563 She's-she's fine. 1164 00:52:26,596 --> 00:52:28,933 Everything's gonna be okay. 1165 00:52:30,567 --> 00:52:32,103 So what do we do? 1166 00:52:32,136 --> 00:52:34,038 We do what the police said. 1167 00:52:34,071 --> 00:52:36,473 We-we-we wait. 1168 00:52:36,506 --> 00:52:38,943 Carol and Tom 1169 00:52:38,976 --> 00:52:42,680 will be here in about a half an hour. 1170 00:52:42,713 --> 00:52:44,816 I was just, uh... 1171 00:52:44,849 --> 00:52:46,851 hoping that... 1172 00:52:48,618 --> 00:52:50,087 I think we should pray. 1173 00:52:52,622 --> 00:52:54,091 Okay. 1174 00:52:54,125 --> 00:52:56,626 Okay. 1175 00:52:58,696 --> 00:53:01,032 Okay, um... 1176 00:53:02,700 --> 00:53:06,403 Okay, uh, Dear God, um... 1177 00:53:08,638 --> 00:53:11,142 I, uh... 1178 00:53:11,175 --> 00:53:14,045 I don't, I don't understand what's going on. 1179 00:53:14,078 --> 00:53:16,747 I just, I just know 1180 00:53:16,781 --> 00:53:18,115 that You know. 1181 00:53:21,919 --> 00:53:23,855 You know where Hannah is. 1182 00:53:25,790 --> 00:53:27,892 Lord, and I'm praying that... 1183 00:53:27,925 --> 00:53:29,459 we're praying... 1184 00:53:30,862 --> 00:53:32,763 ...that You will keep her safe, 1185 00:53:32,797 --> 00:53:34,799 that You bring her home. 1186 00:53:37,869 --> 00:53:40,570 Bring her home. 1187 00:53:40,604 --> 00:53:42,773 Amen. 1188 00:53:42,807 --> 00:53:44,809 Amen. 1189 00:53:49,512 --> 00:53:51,082 - Oh! - Hannah! 1190 00:53:51,115 --> 00:53:53,951 Oh, my baby, oh, my baby! 1191 00:53:53,985 --> 00:53:55,987 Oh... 1192 00:54:00,725 --> 00:54:03,060 Have you done this before? 1193 00:54:06,529 --> 00:54:08,699 Y-Yes. 1194 00:54:08,733 --> 00:54:11,601 I'm usually back before you get up. 1195 00:54:13,503 --> 00:54:15,106 The party went late. 1196 00:54:15,139 --> 00:54:19,010 And... I accidentally fell asleep. 1197 00:54:19,043 --> 00:54:20,945 Hannah, you really scared us. 1198 00:54:20,978 --> 00:54:23,413 - I'm sorry. - What was it, was it a boy? 1199 00:54:24,815 --> 00:54:27,718 Yes. 1200 00:54:27,752 --> 00:54:30,087 The one from the play? 1201 00:54:30,121 --> 00:54:32,990 Yeah. 1202 00:54:33,024 --> 00:54:35,625 But nothing happened, Dad. 1203 00:54:35,660 --> 00:54:38,428 Turns out... he's a massive loser. 1204 00:54:41,832 --> 00:54:43,566 Am I grounded forever? 1205 00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,002 I don't know. 1206 00:54:45,036 --> 00:54:47,204 Talk about that later. 1207 00:55:07,692 --> 00:55:09,894 Hey, Mickey, what's up, man? 1208 00:55:09,927 --> 00:55:12,063 Aw, yeah, man, we're... 1209 00:55:12,096 --> 00:55:14,098 I'm good, man, I'm good. How you doing? 1210 00:55:15,132 --> 00:55:16,734 So what... 1211 00:55:16,767 --> 00:55:18,803 what made you call right now? 1212 00:55:18,836 --> 00:55:22,039 Like... like, now. 1213 00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:25,608 I mean, she's sorry and... 1214 00:55:25,642 --> 00:55:27,878 everything's okay, but... 1215 00:55:27,912 --> 00:55:31,282 I feel like I don't even know her. 1216 00:55:31,315 --> 00:55:33,284 And my son... 1217 00:55:33,317 --> 00:55:35,953 he thinks I'm a liar. 1218 00:55:35,987 --> 00:55:38,222 And he's right. 1219 00:55:38,255 --> 00:55:41,092 And my wife... 1220 00:55:42,159 --> 00:55:43,227 Let's just say I came 1221 00:55:43,260 --> 00:55:45,562 so close last night. 1222 00:55:46,831 --> 00:55:48,565 My bad, man, I shouldn't... 1223 00:55:48,598 --> 00:55:50,267 I don't mean to dump all this stuff on you, man. 1224 00:55:50,301 --> 00:55:53,237 No, no, it's okay, really. 1225 00:55:53,270 --> 00:55:56,040 I guess I'm just not the guy you think I am, man. 1226 00:55:56,073 --> 00:55:57,842 Look, man, I know you're... 1227 00:55:57,875 --> 00:56:00,811 You're a mess. 1228 00:56:00,845 --> 00:56:03,047 We're all a mess. 1229 00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,548 That's why we need Jesus. 1230 00:56:05,582 --> 00:56:07,952 I mean, He's the way, He's-He's... 1231 00:56:07,985 --> 00:56:09,687 He's the only way. 1232 00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:11,989 Well, He's the way, man. I just... 1233 00:56:12,023 --> 00:56:13,758 Look, God is, um... 1234 00:56:13,791 --> 00:56:17,962 Sometimes you can relate God to a navigational system. 1235 00:56:17,995 --> 00:56:19,663 You put in the directions. 1236 00:56:19,697 --> 00:56:21,598 It says to go two blocks and turn left, 1237 00:56:21,631 --> 00:56:23,701 but you go two blocks and you turn right. 1238 00:56:23,734 --> 00:56:26,636 Now that doesn't change the destination. 1239 00:56:26,670 --> 00:56:29,340 It just recalculates what you need to do 1240 00:56:29,373 --> 00:56:32,076 to get there from where you are now. 1241 00:56:32,109 --> 00:56:34,678 And if we keep making the wrong turns, 1242 00:56:34,712 --> 00:56:36,680 you know, the roads, they-they change. 1243 00:56:36,714 --> 00:56:38,983 They get rougher. 1244 00:56:39,016 --> 00:56:41,152 But that's where Jesus comes in. 1245 00:56:41,185 --> 00:56:43,754 The Jesus of the Bible. 1246 00:56:43,788 --> 00:56:45,322 Yeah, well... 1247 00:56:45,356 --> 00:56:46,857 I don't... 1248 00:56:46,891 --> 00:56:49,693 I don't even know where I got off track. 1249 00:56:50,995 --> 00:56:54,098 Maybe... 'cause I wanted to be noticed 1250 00:56:54,131 --> 00:56:57,268 or I wanted to be somebody. 1251 00:56:57,301 --> 00:56:59,136 Then I come home, 1252 00:56:59,170 --> 00:57:01,672 I see my family and I know, 1253 00:57:01,705 --> 00:57:03,908 like, I know what they need is they, 1254 00:57:03,941 --> 00:57:07,111 they need for me to be, like... 1255 00:57:07,144 --> 00:57:10,347 a father who... 1256 00:57:10,381 --> 00:57:13,851 you know, and-and he's there... no matter if he can't be. 1257 00:57:13,884 --> 00:57:16,854 Because if he moves like he needs to, 1258 00:57:16,887 --> 00:57:18,989 and then they're eating and... 1259 00:57:19,023 --> 00:57:21,358 you know, he's supplying the stuff, but he's... 1260 00:57:21,392 --> 00:57:24,728 nurture, and I got to be that... 1261 00:57:24,762 --> 00:57:25,996 you know? 1262 00:57:28,332 --> 00:57:31,769 What I think you're trying to say is... 1263 00:57:31,802 --> 00:57:33,804 you love your family. 1264 00:57:36,006 --> 00:57:37,842 - Right? - Yeah. 1265 00:57:37,875 --> 00:57:39,143 Absolutely. 1266 00:57:39,176 --> 00:57:41,212 They know that. 1267 00:57:41,245 --> 00:57:43,080 But what if... 1268 00:57:43,114 --> 00:57:45,349 the greatest somebody you can be... 1269 00:57:45,382 --> 00:57:48,319 is a man all in for God? 1270 00:57:48,352 --> 00:57:51,155 What if you dove deeper into the Bible 1271 00:57:51,188 --> 00:57:53,390 than you ever have before? 1272 00:57:55,259 --> 00:57:57,328 Look, man, you're... 1273 00:57:57,361 --> 00:57:58,662 you're young, dude. 1274 00:57:58,696 --> 00:58:00,798 I got kids, my wife. 1275 00:58:00,831 --> 00:58:03,734 I can't afford to be sitting around, reading the Bible. 1276 00:58:03,767 --> 00:58:05,269 See... 1277 00:58:05,302 --> 00:58:08,038 you have a wife and kids and a family 1278 00:58:08,072 --> 00:58:10,007 and responsibilities. 1279 00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:13,210 You can't afford not to read the Bible. 1280 00:58:21,986 --> 00:58:24,155 It got, it got awkward for us. 1281 00:58:24,188 --> 00:58:26,023 - Little bit, yeah, little bit. - You staring at me and stuff. 1282 00:58:26,056 --> 00:58:28,259 You felt that? I felt it. 1283 00:58:28,292 --> 00:58:32,396 Look, man, break the chain for good. 1284 00:58:32,429 --> 00:58:34,398 And give me something good to write about. 1285 00:58:36,033 --> 00:58:38,736 I was looking for you. 1286 00:58:38,769 --> 00:58:40,704 Mickey leave? 1287 00:58:40,738 --> 00:58:42,373 Yeah, he left a while ago. 1288 00:58:42,406 --> 00:58:43,807 Hmm. 1289 00:58:43,841 --> 00:58:46,010 Did you guys have a good talk? 1290 00:58:46,043 --> 00:58:47,378 You know, we did. 1291 00:58:47,411 --> 00:58:49,180 He, uh... 1292 00:58:49,213 --> 00:58:51,782 he actually thinks that I should dig into the Bible more 1293 00:58:51,815 --> 00:58:53,851 and, uh... get to know the real Jesus. 1294 00:58:55,753 --> 00:58:56,921 You know what, here. 1295 00:58:56,954 --> 00:58:58,355 Turn, look at, can you look at...? 1296 00:58:58,389 --> 00:59:00,057 Just turn this way? Just... look at the wall. 1297 00:59:00,090 --> 00:59:02,459 Just... okay, cool. 1298 00:59:02,493 --> 00:59:04,228 The weird part is... 1299 00:59:04,261 --> 00:59:06,931 I actually want to read the Bible more. 1300 00:59:09,967 --> 00:59:11,869 I thought you was gonna faint. 1301 00:59:11,902 --> 00:59:13,437 I just... 1302 00:59:14,805 --> 00:59:16,907 Is Hannah awake yet? 1303 00:59:16,941 --> 00:59:18,943 - Yeah. - Okay. 1304 00:59:27,518 --> 00:59:29,086 Yeah? 1305 00:59:30,554 --> 00:59:32,156 Can I come in? 1306 00:59:32,189 --> 00:59:34,325 Sure. 1307 00:59:36,527 --> 00:59:39,363 Mom came in earlier, asked me why I did it. 1308 00:59:39,396 --> 00:59:41,098 I told her I don't know. 1309 00:59:41,131 --> 00:59:43,500 Look, Hanns, I don't... 1310 00:59:43,534 --> 00:59:45,236 I don't even care why you did it. 1311 00:59:45,269 --> 00:59:47,438 I'm... I'm just glad that you didn't do, 1312 00:59:47,471 --> 00:59:50,307 you know, the thing that you, that you didn't do. 1313 00:59:50,341 --> 00:59:51,909 What didn't I do? 1314 00:59:51,942 --> 00:59:53,244 The-the thing that you didn't do. 1315 00:59:53,277 --> 00:59:54,378 That you, that you shouldn't do. 1316 00:59:54,411 --> 00:59:55,546 What? What didn't I do? 1317 00:59:55,579 --> 00:59:57,281 You know, the boy from the play. 1318 00:59:57,314 --> 00:59:59,149 Dad, he's a massive loser. 1319 00:59:59,183 --> 01:00:01,452 Yeah, you said that. 1320 01:00:01,485 --> 01:00:03,520 I'm sorry, just this is... 1321 01:00:03,554 --> 01:00:06,223 It's a little awkward talking to my dad about this stuff. 1322 01:00:06,257 --> 01:00:07,992 It is. I know I'm the last person 1323 01:00:08,025 --> 01:00:11,295 you want to talk to about this, but it's just, Hanns, 1324 01:00:11,328 --> 01:00:13,497 what you did was-was really dumb. 1325 01:00:13,530 --> 01:00:15,833 Look, I'd be lying 1326 01:00:15,866 --> 01:00:17,935 to you if I didn't tell you when I was your age, 1327 01:00:17,968 --> 01:00:19,903 I didn't do the same thing. 1328 01:00:19,937 --> 01:00:21,405 There's nobody in this house 1329 01:00:21,438 --> 01:00:24,041 who's done more dumb things than I have. 1330 01:00:24,074 --> 01:00:26,277 We could take away your cell phone 1331 01:00:26,310 --> 01:00:28,312 and ground you... we could do all sorts of things. 1332 01:00:28,345 --> 01:00:30,214 But I don't want to do any of that. 1333 01:00:30,247 --> 01:00:34,051 I just want to have an open, honest relationship. 1334 01:00:34,084 --> 01:00:37,187 There's no way I can ask you to be a better daughter 1335 01:00:37,221 --> 01:00:39,356 if I'm not willing to be a better father. 1336 01:00:39,390 --> 01:00:41,258 And I am. 1337 01:00:41,292 --> 01:00:43,861 I'm-a do my part. 1338 01:00:43,894 --> 01:00:46,196 All I ask is that... 1339 01:00:47,898 --> 01:00:50,567 Please, don't sneak out anymore. 1340 01:00:59,510 --> 01:01:02,479 ♪ I know Your history ♪ 1341 01:01:02,513 --> 01:01:07,484 ♪ You are the one who sees ♪ 1342 01:01:07,518 --> 01:01:10,521 ♪ And You fix things ♪ 1343 01:01:12,523 --> 01:01:16,160 ♪ I've read it in a book ♪ 1344 01:01:16,193 --> 01:01:20,564 ♪ And I've heard it from my friends that You ♪ 1345 01:01:20,597 --> 01:01:22,566 ♪ You fix things. ♪ 1346 01:01:22,599 --> 01:01:24,568 It's one thing to know the Bible. 1347 01:01:24,601 --> 01:01:26,403 But as you learn the Word of God 1348 01:01:26,437 --> 01:01:28,305 by the power of the Holy Spirit, 1349 01:01:28,339 --> 01:01:30,941 you're able to learn to live in obedience to it. 1350 01:01:30,974 --> 01:01:33,444 First John chapter two says this. 1351 01:01:33,477 --> 01:01:36,080 "Whoever says, 'I know Him, ' 1352 01:01:36,113 --> 01:01:39,883 "but does not do what He commands 1353 01:01:39,917 --> 01:01:43,587 is a liar, and the truth is not in that person." 1354 01:01:45,657 --> 01:01:48,625 Okay. So, uh... 1355 01:01:48,660 --> 01:01:51,161 This book that Mickey gave me, right? 1356 01:01:51,195 --> 01:01:53,030 It explains that a good place to start 1357 01:01:53,063 --> 01:01:54,565 is, like, in First John. 1358 01:01:54,598 --> 01:01:57,901 Five chapters long. You just read it for 30 days. 1359 01:01:57,935 --> 01:02:01,405 Then after that, what you do is you move to the Gospel of John, 1360 01:02:01,438 --> 01:02:03,140 which is, like, 21 chapters long. 1361 01:02:03,173 --> 01:02:05,677 So, you read the first section, 30 days. 1362 01:02:05,710 --> 01:02:09,113 Next seven, 30 days. Next seven, 30 days. 1363 01:02:09,146 --> 01:02:11,115 Go, after you do that, like, with the New Testament, 1364 01:02:11,148 --> 01:02:13,417 it'll be, like, two and a half years 1365 01:02:13,450 --> 01:02:15,085 before you're completely done. 1366 01:02:15,119 --> 01:02:16,920 But you will be beast. 1367 01:02:16,954 --> 01:02:18,288 Can I be done? 1368 01:02:18,322 --> 01:02:20,658 Jack, this is important. 1369 01:02:20,692 --> 01:02:22,493 I have a stomachache. 1370 01:02:22,526 --> 01:02:23,927 Oh, my gosh. 1371 01:02:23,961 --> 01:02:26,163 - You are such a liar. - I am not. 1372 01:02:26,196 --> 01:02:28,232 I have homework to do. 1373 01:02:28,265 --> 01:02:30,067 - You're the liar. - Really? You want 1374 01:02:30,100 --> 01:02:32,136 - to go upstairs and see my homework? - Okay, chicos. 1375 01:02:32,169 --> 01:02:35,172 - Maybe that's enough for today. - Yes. 1376 01:02:37,341 --> 01:02:41,378 Baby, I am so proud of you. 1377 01:02:41,412 --> 01:02:45,549 And I have never, and I mean never... 1378 01:02:45,582 --> 01:02:48,085 been more attracted to you. 1379 01:02:49,586 --> 01:02:53,257 Maybe we should have the kids go to bed early tonight. 1380 01:02:54,759 --> 01:02:57,594 Maybe they could take a nap right now. 1381 01:03:08,639 --> 01:03:11,074 Yo, yo, yo. 1382 01:03:11,108 --> 01:03:12,744 It's been a while since I made a video. 1383 01:03:12,777 --> 01:03:14,411 In fact, probably not since 1384 01:03:14,445 --> 01:03:16,714 you voted me New Comic of the Year. 1385 01:03:16,748 --> 01:03:19,684 And now my new sponsor, Packer Tools, 1386 01:03:19,717 --> 01:03:22,553 they're gonna make sure that we cranking out the videos 1387 01:03:22,586 --> 01:03:24,254 and fixing a bunch of stuff. 1388 01:03:24,288 --> 01:03:25,723 We might fix the Cleveland Browns. 1389 01:03:25,757 --> 01:03:28,392 The economy. We might fix breakfast. 1390 01:03:28,425 --> 01:03:31,128 I got to show you the award. I got to show this to you. 1391 01:03:31,161 --> 01:03:34,031 Boom. I am in awe over this thing. 1392 01:03:34,064 --> 01:03:37,067 I don't know what could be more important. 1393 01:03:38,670 --> 01:03:40,304 Actually, I do. 1394 01:03:40,337 --> 01:03:42,639 Hold on one second. 1395 01:03:42,674 --> 01:03:46,143 This right here has changed the game. 1396 01:03:46,176 --> 01:03:47,745 Even now, I haven't read the whole Bible. 1397 01:03:47,779 --> 01:03:50,782 I thought the Bible was a story about a dude named Moses 1398 01:03:50,815 --> 01:03:54,017 who didn't want the frogs to hit his people. 1399 01:03:54,051 --> 01:03:55,118 God sent, like, His son. 1400 01:03:55,152 --> 01:03:57,689 Mel Gibson was there, right? He shared his passion. 1401 01:03:57,722 --> 01:04:00,591 And then they got together, and it was like Lethal Weapon. 1402 01:04:00,624 --> 01:04:03,293 It's way, way, way greater than that. 1403 01:04:03,327 --> 01:04:04,361 I fix stuff. 1404 01:04:04,394 --> 01:04:05,596 Long before I got here, 1405 01:04:05,629 --> 01:04:07,665 this world was broken. 1406 01:04:07,699 --> 01:04:11,034 And Jesus came to truly fix it. 1407 01:04:11,068 --> 01:04:13,637 And all I'm trying to do is follow Him. 1408 01:04:13,671 --> 01:04:16,306 Everything's not perfect. 1409 01:04:16,340 --> 01:04:19,343 But I know I got to be a better dad. 1410 01:04:20,678 --> 01:04:23,313 I got to be a better husband. 1411 01:04:23,347 --> 01:04:26,316 And some of these things, I just can't fix 1412 01:04:26,350 --> 01:04:28,552 without some sort of direction. 1413 01:04:28,585 --> 01:04:30,587 And I'm finding it right here. 1414 01:04:30,621 --> 01:04:33,257 I'm Selfie Dad. 1415 01:04:37,261 --> 01:04:39,129 Hey. Who were you talking to? 1416 01:04:41,799 --> 01:04:43,701 I was actually doing a video. 1417 01:04:43,735 --> 01:04:46,336 Oh, I thought you had enough videos for a couple weeks. 1418 01:04:46,370 --> 01:04:48,438 I do, but... 1419 01:04:48,472 --> 01:04:50,274 I just got inspired. 1420 01:04:50,307 --> 01:04:51,642 I mean... 1421 01:04:51,676 --> 01:04:54,177 Like, this one, this one's gonna be different. 1422 01:04:54,211 --> 01:04:56,814 You gonna really like it. It might actually lead 1423 01:04:56,848 --> 01:04:59,483 to more evenings like, you know... 1424 01:04:59,516 --> 01:05:02,452 Okay. 1425 01:05:02,486 --> 01:05:05,723 So, what was, um, what was so different about it? 1426 01:05:05,757 --> 01:05:08,592 Actually, you know what? Jack should edit this one. 1427 01:05:08,625 --> 01:05:10,360 When's he get home? 1428 01:05:10,394 --> 01:05:12,596 Um, I pick him up at 3:00. 1429 01:05:12,629 --> 01:05:14,398 Oh, cool. 1430 01:05:14,431 --> 01:05:17,835 Okay, so, what's different is the content matter. 1431 01:05:17,869 --> 01:05:20,103 Like... 1432 01:05:20,137 --> 01:05:22,406 You just wait. You'll see. 1433 01:05:22,439 --> 01:05:24,174 Looks good on you. 1434 01:05:24,207 --> 01:05:25,375 What? 1435 01:05:25,409 --> 01:05:27,377 Your smile. 1436 01:05:27,411 --> 01:05:30,414 Oh, Ben. 1437 01:05:32,449 --> 01:05:34,585 Dude, you fast. 1438 01:05:34,618 --> 01:05:36,486 You learned all this from watching videos? 1439 01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:38,121 - Pretty much. - So, 1440 01:05:38,155 --> 01:05:40,324 - how is the secret video coming along? - Don't look. 1441 01:05:40,357 --> 01:05:41,525 Okay, I won't look. 1442 01:05:41,558 --> 01:05:43,260 So, here's the thing. It's almost done, 1443 01:05:43,293 --> 01:05:45,897 and this dude is brilliant on this. 1444 01:05:45,930 --> 01:05:48,398 I am so proud of both of you. 1445 01:05:48,432 --> 01:05:51,301 Jack did the editing, Hannah picked the title, 1446 01:05:51,335 --> 01:05:52,804 and Moms clicked "upload." 1447 01:05:52,837 --> 01:05:55,873 The way I see it, we just made our first family video. 1448 01:05:55,907 --> 01:05:57,909 - Mmm. Mm-hmm. - And, Hannah, listen. 1449 01:05:57,942 --> 01:05:59,777 I know you love performing, 1450 01:05:59,811 --> 01:06:02,613 like you did in the, uh... You know, your play. 1451 01:06:02,646 --> 01:06:05,315 But, uh, in future videos, 1452 01:06:05,349 --> 01:06:06,918 I want you to act. 1453 01:06:06,951 --> 01:06:08,418 Hmm. Okay. 1454 01:06:08,452 --> 01:06:11,555 Um, are they all gonna be, 1455 01:06:11,588 --> 01:06:14,124 like, Bible videos? 1456 01:06:14,926 --> 01:06:16,694 Yeah. 1457 01:06:16,728 --> 01:06:19,296 Yeah, why not. 1458 01:06:30,975 --> 01:06:33,176 What in the world? 1459 01:06:38,816 --> 01:06:41,284 What in the world? 1460 01:06:41,318 --> 01:06:43,286 Are you sure? 1461 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,288 Yeah, I'm sure. You should read some of these comments. 1462 01:06:45,322 --> 01:06:47,224 Actually, don't read the comments. 1463 01:06:47,257 --> 01:06:50,193 It's clear I got a lot of fans that don't like Jesus. 1464 01:06:50,227 --> 01:06:52,195 Well, can you delete the video? 1465 01:06:52,229 --> 01:06:54,197 I don't really want to delete the video. 1466 01:06:54,231 --> 01:06:56,433 - I mean, I kind of like the Jesus video. - Well, Ben, 1467 01:06:56,466 --> 01:06:57,802 this is our income now, okay? 1468 01:06:57,835 --> 01:06:59,737 No, it's just, like, this stuff is good. 1469 01:06:59,771 --> 01:07:00,905 It's Jesus. 1470 01:07:04,608 --> 01:07:06,243 Hey, this is Ben. 1471 01:07:06,276 --> 01:07:08,245 Yeah. 1472 01:07:08,278 --> 01:07:11,281 Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, we were just talking about that. 1473 01:07:11,314 --> 01:07:12,950 Absolutely. 1474 01:07:12,984 --> 01:07:15,419 Yeah, I get it. Oh, it makes sense. 1475 01:07:15,452 --> 01:07:17,421 Okay. Yeah, for sure. 1476 01:07:17,454 --> 01:07:18,923 All right, bye-bye. 1477 01:07:18,956 --> 01:07:20,457 We gonna delete the video. 1478 01:07:20,490 --> 01:07:21,793 That was Packer Tools, 1479 01:07:21,826 --> 01:07:23,661 and, uh, they don't like Jesus, either. 1480 01:07:23,695 --> 01:07:25,595 So we got to get this thing... 1481 01:07:25,629 --> 01:07:27,364 Where's this at? 1482 01:07:27,397 --> 01:07:29,499 Okay. 1483 01:07:29,533 --> 01:07:31,501 - It's still not deleting. - I know it's not deleting. 1484 01:07:31,535 --> 01:07:33,905 I'm-I'm trying to get this thing... 1485 01:07:33,938 --> 01:07:35,405 Why is it saying "system error"? 1486 01:07:35,439 --> 01:07:36,741 Well, why is it saying "system error"? 1487 01:07:36,774 --> 01:07:37,909 - I don't... - That's what I just asked. 1488 01:07:37,942 --> 01:07:38,943 - The same doggone question. - Okay, but call somebody. 1489 01:07:38,976 --> 01:07:41,278 - Call who? - I mean, I can try to reroute it. 1490 01:07:41,311 --> 01:07:42,646 But is it just this one video? 1491 01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:43,981 - Yes. - The, uh, "Selfie Dad goes 1492 01:07:44,015 --> 01:07:46,017 - all in for the Bible?" - Yes, that one. Yes. 1493 01:07:46,050 --> 01:07:47,785 That's great, man. When'd you post it? 1494 01:07:47,819 --> 01:07:49,553 I don't know. Last night, dude. 1495 01:07:49,586 --> 01:07:51,254 You... This ain't... This not funny. 1496 01:07:51,288 --> 01:07:52,924 No, I didn't mean that. I mean, I think it's... 1497 01:07:52,957 --> 01:07:54,458 I just think it's really cool, you know? 1498 01:07:54,491 --> 01:07:56,326 - Chainbreaker lives. - Okay. Listen, dude, 1499 01:07:56,359 --> 01:07:57,561 the chainbreaker lives, but my page 1500 01:07:57,594 --> 01:07:58,696 - is dying. - What is a chainbreaker? 1501 01:07:58,730 --> 01:08:00,564 I don't know, just... Come on, fix the thing, dude. 1502 01:08:00,597 --> 01:08:01,999 Call some server people or something. 1503 01:08:02,033 --> 01:08:03,768 - You speak their language, right? - Yeah, I can try, 1504 01:08:03,801 --> 01:08:04,836 but I don't know if that's gonna... 1505 01:08:04,869 --> 01:08:06,871 Oh, wait, hold on. I got it, I got it, I got it. 1506 01:08:06,904 --> 01:08:09,339 Yeah. Yes. Delete, delete. 1507 01:08:09,372 --> 01:08:10,875 - Delete. - Okay, now... - Yes. 1508 01:08:10,908 --> 01:08:13,276 Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, now go check and see... 1509 01:08:13,310 --> 01:08:15,980 See how many subscribers we got. Refresh. Subscribers. 1510 01:08:18,348 --> 01:08:21,318 Oh, no. 1511 01:08:21,351 --> 01:08:22,854 So, yeah, I heard it a hundred times 1512 01:08:22,887 --> 01:08:26,356 and acted the part, but I wasn't saved. 1513 01:08:26,389 --> 01:08:28,793 Pretty much a jerk, actually. 1514 01:08:28,826 --> 01:08:30,594 I do not believe that. 1515 01:08:30,627 --> 01:08:31,796 Oh, no. No, it's true. 1516 01:08:31,829 --> 01:08:33,731 See, my mind was made up 1517 01:08:33,765 --> 01:08:35,432 that I wasn't that bad, you know? 1518 01:08:35,465 --> 01:08:37,601 - I'm a good person. - You are. 1519 01:08:37,634 --> 01:08:40,403 No, yeah. 1520 01:08:40,437 --> 01:08:43,473 Yeah, so, I told that to my youth pastor, 1521 01:08:43,507 --> 01:08:45,375 and I'll never forget what he said. 1522 01:08:45,408 --> 01:08:47,644 He said that if I took all my thoughts... 1523 01:08:47,678 --> 01:08:48,980 the past day, 1524 01:08:49,013 --> 01:08:51,314 month, the year... and projected it 1525 01:08:51,348 --> 01:08:54,752 onto a big screen for all my friends and family to see, 1526 01:08:54,786 --> 01:08:58,890 would I still say that I'm a good person? 1527 01:08:58,923 --> 01:09:00,892 And that was like... 1528 01:09:00,925 --> 01:09:03,493 That-that shut me up fast. 1529 01:09:03,527 --> 01:09:05,930 But it wasn't until I was 16 1530 01:09:05,963 --> 01:09:07,597 and I got in trouble 1531 01:09:07,631 --> 01:09:10,935 for stealing beer at a Walmart. 1532 01:09:10,968 --> 01:09:13,938 My mom picked me up from the police station. 1533 01:09:13,971 --> 01:09:16,741 The whole car ride home, I'm just thinking to myself, 1534 01:09:16,774 --> 01:09:18,743 "My dad's gonna kill me. 1535 01:09:18,776 --> 01:09:20,878 He's gonna kill me." 1536 01:09:20,912 --> 01:09:24,347 And when he gets home, he tells me to get in the car. 1537 01:09:24,381 --> 01:09:26,550 And he takes me out for pizza. 1538 01:09:26,583 --> 01:09:28,618 We talk. 1539 01:09:28,653 --> 01:09:31,656 Then he takes me back to that same Walmart... 1540 01:09:33,658 --> 01:09:35,726 ...and he buys me an iPod. 1541 01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:38,328 Why would he buy you an iPod? 1542 01:09:39,163 --> 01:09:41,999 Because he wanted to teach me 1543 01:09:42,033 --> 01:09:46,503 something bigger than just, you know, "don't steal." 1544 01:09:46,536 --> 01:09:49,539 He wanted to show me that that... 1545 01:09:49,573 --> 01:09:52,877 That that's what God's grace looks like. 1546 01:09:52,910 --> 01:09:56,047 That even when I deserved punishment, 1547 01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:59,382 I got reward. 1548 01:09:59,416 --> 01:10:02,419 And I saw for the first time that that's... 1549 01:10:03,754 --> 01:10:06,123 Well, that's what Jesus did. 1550 01:10:06,157 --> 01:10:08,993 He paid the ultimate price, 1551 01:10:09,026 --> 01:10:11,762 so I could be with Him in Heaven. 1552 01:10:14,464 --> 01:10:16,868 I changed my life. 1553 01:10:16,901 --> 01:10:18,970 For good and... 1554 01:10:19,003 --> 01:10:21,571 five years later I felt the call to full ministry 1555 01:10:21,605 --> 01:10:24,041 and that's what I'm studying in school. 1556 01:10:24,075 --> 01:10:25,977 You are so amazing. 1557 01:10:26,010 --> 01:10:27,477 Thanks. 1558 01:10:27,510 --> 01:10:29,046 Hmm. 1559 01:10:30,948 --> 01:10:32,649 So... 1560 01:10:32,683 --> 01:10:34,118 So wack. 1561 01:10:34,151 --> 01:10:35,953 Here I come. 1562 01:10:35,987 --> 01:10:37,989 Hey, you should come with me to check out the computer. 1563 01:10:38,022 --> 01:10:39,190 - What? - Yeah. 1564 01:10:39,223 --> 01:10:40,557 I'm gonna go help. 1565 01:10:40,590 --> 01:10:42,760 No, no, no, you can help me 1566 01:10:42,793 --> 01:10:44,128 clean up. 1567 01:10:45,763 --> 01:10:47,732 Dude, I would think you of all people 1568 01:10:47,765 --> 01:10:48,966 would appreciate the fact that 1569 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,468 - I did a video about the Bible. - Yeah. 1570 01:10:51,501 --> 01:10:53,070 I love it. 1571 01:10:53,104 --> 01:10:55,907 All right, but... in all fairness to your fans, 1572 01:10:55,940 --> 01:10:59,377 you went from, like, zero to 60 in one day. 1573 01:11:00,778 --> 01:11:02,579 What if your page dropping... 1574 01:11:02,612 --> 01:11:04,648 what if it's a test? 1575 01:11:04,682 --> 01:11:06,583 Test, what are you talking about? 1576 01:11:06,616 --> 01:11:09,053 To see if you really believe 1577 01:11:09,086 --> 01:11:11,656 everything you're reading. 1578 01:11:11,689 --> 01:11:14,591 I mean, could God have made your page double? 1579 01:11:14,624 --> 01:11:16,626 Could He have made it so you could delete it right away? 1580 01:11:16,661 --> 01:11:17,728 Of course. 1581 01:11:17,762 --> 01:11:19,730 Look, man... 1582 01:11:19,764 --> 01:11:21,732 the more you're in His Word, 1583 01:11:21,766 --> 01:11:23,466 the more you're gonna have to decide whether or not 1584 01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:24,902 you believe in Him and trust Him. 1585 01:11:24,936 --> 01:11:26,771 But I still got to make a living. 1586 01:11:26,804 --> 01:11:28,205 Look, totally. 1587 01:11:28,239 --> 01:11:30,473 He'll never leave you. 1588 01:11:30,507 --> 01:11:33,543 Take God at His Word and that's... 1589 01:11:33,576 --> 01:11:37,682 and that's God Himself talking to you. 1590 01:11:41,252 --> 01:11:43,988 Why are these people not asleep? 1591 01:11:48,159 --> 01:11:51,062 Go to sleep and stop unsubscribing. 1592 01:11:52,964 --> 01:11:55,465 Ben, go to sleep. 1593 01:12:11,082 --> 01:12:13,084 Oh, no. 1594 01:12:18,956 --> 01:12:20,590 What are you doing? 1595 01:12:20,623 --> 01:12:23,094 Oh, nothing, I couldn't sleep. 1596 01:12:23,127 --> 01:12:25,196 Uh, I just was... 1597 01:12:25,229 --> 01:12:27,999 walking around, I guess, uh... 1598 01:12:30,735 --> 01:12:33,170 - Okay. - Yeah. 1599 01:12:33,204 --> 01:12:35,106 You weren't... 1600 01:12:35,139 --> 01:12:37,808 you weren't checking up on me, were you? 1601 01:12:38,876 --> 01:12:40,945 No, I wasn't checking on you. 1602 01:12:40,978 --> 01:12:42,279 'Cause why would I do that? 1603 01:12:42,313 --> 01:12:45,149 When, you know, the guy from the play, he... 1604 01:12:45,182 --> 01:12:47,284 he's still a massive loser, right? 1605 01:12:47,318 --> 01:12:49,086 Mm-hmm. 1606 01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:50,620 - Okay. - Night. 1607 01:12:50,654 --> 01:12:51,889 Yeah, good night. 1608 01:12:51,922 --> 01:12:53,924 Hey, um... 1609 01:12:53,958 --> 01:12:55,259 You know what, wait right there for a second. 1610 01:12:55,292 --> 01:12:57,094 Just-just one sec. Just wait right there. 1611 01:13:04,634 --> 01:13:06,270 Got that for you. 1612 01:13:06,303 --> 01:13:07,738 What's this? 1613 01:13:07,772 --> 01:13:09,073 The book, it... 1614 01:13:09,106 --> 01:13:11,075 Mickey wanted you to have it, so... 1615 01:13:11,108 --> 01:13:13,010 You can read it right now. 1616 01:13:13,044 --> 01:13:15,146 It's the middle of the night, Dad. 1617 01:13:15,179 --> 01:13:17,681 Yeah, okay. 1618 01:13:17,715 --> 01:13:20,084 So, the morning. You can read it in the morning. 1619 01:13:20,117 --> 01:13:22,153 - I can set your alarm, if you want me to. - Mm-hmm. 1620 01:13:22,186 --> 01:13:24,321 Hey, listen, uh, 1621 01:13:24,355 --> 01:13:26,724 you know, Mickey's... 1622 01:13:26,757 --> 01:13:28,192 He's a little old for you. 1623 01:13:28,225 --> 01:13:29,760 Okay? 1624 01:13:29,794 --> 01:13:31,628 What are you talking about? 1625 01:13:32,897 --> 01:13:34,999 Well, I want you to know that, uh, 1626 01:13:35,032 --> 01:13:38,235 he's the type of guy who deserves someone like you. 1627 01:13:39,270 --> 01:13:41,372 Okay. 1628 01:13:41,405 --> 01:13:43,240 Hanns, one more thing. 1629 01:13:43,274 --> 01:13:45,276 One more thing. Uh... 1630 01:13:45,309 --> 01:13:47,211 I'm your dad, 1631 01:13:47,244 --> 01:13:49,013 and I want you to know 1632 01:13:49,046 --> 01:13:51,315 that I am hopelessly devoted to you. 1633 01:13:51,348 --> 01:13:54,118 Of all the daughters in the world, 1634 01:13:54,151 --> 01:13:56,120 you're the one that I want. 1635 01:13:56,153 --> 01:13:58,189 Mm-hmm. 1636 01:13:58,222 --> 01:13:59,924 Good night. 1637 01:14:03,227 --> 01:14:05,729 ♪ You're the one that I want ♪ 1638 01:14:05,763 --> 01:14:07,731 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh. ♪ 1639 01:14:10,367 --> 01:14:11,936 Okay. I'm-a pray. 1640 01:14:11,969 --> 01:14:14,105 So, numbers are down. 1641 01:14:14,138 --> 01:14:16,173 It's okay, 'cause I'm-a pray. 1642 01:14:16,207 --> 01:14:17,775 We're gonna work this out, 1643 01:14:17,808 --> 01:14:18,976 'cause I pray. 1644 01:14:19,009 --> 01:14:20,077 That's what I do. 1645 01:14:21,779 --> 01:14:23,948 I could fix, uh, 1646 01:14:23,981 --> 01:14:25,883 a garage door opener. 1647 01:14:25,916 --> 01:14:27,685 That's what I could do. I could fix that. 1648 01:14:27,718 --> 01:14:29,053 Yep. I could fix that. 1649 01:14:29,086 --> 01:14:30,754 I could fix a hot water heater. 1650 01:14:30,788 --> 01:14:33,224 I'll make a video of fixing the hot water heater. 1651 01:14:33,257 --> 01:14:35,359 'Cause I pray, and I'm praying. 1652 01:14:35,392 --> 01:14:37,828 I'm-a pray that Packer Tools understands this. 1653 01:14:37,862 --> 01:14:39,697 I'm-a pray that my numbers go back up. 1654 01:14:39,730 --> 01:14:42,700 And I'm-a pray, 'cause that's what I'm doing right now. 1655 01:14:42,733 --> 01:14:43,834 Or am I? 1656 01:14:43,868 --> 01:14:46,770 'Cause it feels like I'm in a garage talking to myself. 1657 01:14:46,804 --> 01:14:48,305 That's okay. 1658 01:14:48,339 --> 01:14:49,740 I'm... 1659 01:14:50,741 --> 01:14:52,743 Okay. 1660 01:14:56,447 --> 01:14:59,016 Hey, Ben, it's, uh, Laurie with LaughLoud. 1661 01:14:59,049 --> 01:15:01,185 Just thought I'd leave you a message. 1662 01:15:01,218 --> 01:15:04,255 I'd still love to interview you about your big win. 1663 01:15:04,288 --> 01:15:05,990 I'll be in town the week of the ninth. 1664 01:15:06,023 --> 01:15:07,992 So let me know if you have any free time. 1665 01:15:08,025 --> 01:15:11,195 Also, not sure if you got the photo I sent. 1666 01:15:11,228 --> 01:15:13,697 Hope you like red. 1667 01:15:24,808 --> 01:15:25,576 Hey. 1668 01:15:25,609 --> 01:15:27,912 Everything okay? 1669 01:15:27,945 --> 01:15:29,380 I'm good. Uh... 1670 01:15:29,413 --> 01:15:31,849 Selfie Dad is gonna probably be fixing 1671 01:15:31,882 --> 01:15:33,717 a-a cell phone that's broken. 1672 01:15:33,751 --> 01:15:35,286 And I got to try to break it. 1673 01:15:35,319 --> 01:15:37,154 - It didn't work that time, but I'm-a get it. - Okay. 1674 01:15:37,188 --> 01:15:38,856 Well, we're leaving. I thought you'd want to say goodbye 1675 01:15:38,889 --> 01:15:40,457 - to the kids. - Oh, yeah, I do. 1676 01:15:40,491 --> 01:15:43,194 I'm-a say goodbye... say goodbye to 'em. 1677 01:15:43,227 --> 01:15:44,261 I'm-a go with you. 1678 01:15:44,295 --> 01:15:46,263 No, you-you should go before I go. 1679 01:15:46,297 --> 01:15:48,165 Go before me. That's what... 1680 01:15:48,199 --> 01:15:49,433 The Bible says that sometimes. 1681 01:15:49,466 --> 01:15:51,869 - So, if you... Yeah. - Okay. 1682 01:15:51,902 --> 01:15:52,870 Okay. 1683 01:15:59,043 --> 01:15:59,944 Hey, buddy. 1684 01:15:59,977 --> 01:16:01,345 You're going to school today and stuff, 1685 01:16:01,378 --> 01:16:03,080 so, uh, I just wanted to say, 1686 01:16:03,113 --> 01:16:05,282 you know, uh, go hit it hard, okay? 1687 01:16:05,316 --> 01:16:06,884 Yeah. You, too. 1688 01:16:06,917 --> 01:16:08,018 You'd better. 1689 01:16:08,052 --> 01:16:11,488 'Cause you just dropped two-fifths of your subscribers. 1690 01:16:11,522 --> 01:16:13,891 Fractions. 1691 01:16:13,924 --> 01:16:15,459 Hannah, come on. 1692 01:16:16,493 --> 01:16:18,195 Hey, Hanns. 1693 01:16:18,229 --> 01:16:20,464 So, uh, you know I gave you that book last night? 1694 01:16:20,497 --> 01:16:23,267 I just... I think it's important that you, um... 1695 01:16:36,981 --> 01:16:39,283 You're not gonna make any videos without me, right? 1696 01:16:39,316 --> 01:16:41,151 Dude, you're my editor. 1697 01:16:45,189 --> 01:16:47,558 So cool. 1698 01:16:49,126 --> 01:16:52,029 What in the world is going on? 1699 01:17:12,950 --> 01:17:15,286 What I'm not gonna do is I'm not... 1700 01:17:15,319 --> 01:17:17,921 I'm not gonna be my dad. 1701 01:17:28,999 --> 01:17:31,101 Laurie, 1702 01:17:31,135 --> 01:17:35,272 I've deleted your photo. 1703 01:17:37,308 --> 01:17:42,046 My family is too important. 1704 01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:45,349 And... 1705 01:17:45,382 --> 01:17:48,952 I love... 1706 01:17:48,986 --> 01:17:50,888 my wife. 1707 01:17:50,921 --> 01:17:53,090 Please do not... 1708 01:17:53,123 --> 01:17:55,926 contact me. 1709 01:18:07,438 --> 01:18:08,872 Gary, this is ridiculous. 1710 01:18:08,906 --> 01:18:10,274 You could've just called me on the phone. 1711 01:18:10,307 --> 01:18:12,543 You got to slap me with this junk. 1712 01:18:12,576 --> 01:18:14,144 Well, I don't have the money. 1713 01:18:14,178 --> 01:18:16,246 And even if I did, we had a deal. 1714 01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:17,281 You could sue me. You know what? 1715 01:18:17,314 --> 01:18:20,250 And I'm-a sue you for-for trying to sue people 1716 01:18:20,284 --> 01:18:21,585 when you shouldn't be suing 'em and stuff. 1717 01:18:23,220 --> 01:18:25,122 Gary. 1718 01:18:25,155 --> 01:18:27,124 Gary. 1719 01:18:31,428 --> 01:18:33,897 That was Gary. 1720 01:18:37,468 --> 01:18:38,902 They just... 1721 01:18:38,936 --> 01:18:40,904 they just canceled my deal. 1722 01:18:40,938 --> 01:18:43,640 Packer Tools. They canceled it. 1723 01:18:43,675 --> 01:18:45,275 What? 1724 01:18:45,309 --> 01:18:48,178 Apparently, they don't like religious content. 1725 01:18:48,212 --> 01:18:50,247 - Yeah, but you deleted the video. - I know I deleted the video. 1726 01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:53,117 I'm just telling you what they said. 1727 01:18:53,150 --> 01:18:55,386 No tenemos el dinero. 1728 01:18:55,419 --> 01:18:57,354 Ben, we don't have this money! 1729 01:19:00,958 --> 01:19:02,459 What are you doing? 1730 01:19:02,493 --> 01:19:04,128 What does it look like I'm doing? 1731 01:19:04,161 --> 01:19:06,597 Well, I think we should, uh, go talk about this. 1732 01:19:06,630 --> 01:19:07,665 What is there to talk about? 1733 01:19:07,699 --> 01:19:10,534 Packer Tools wants to play this game? Well, fine. 1734 01:19:10,567 --> 01:19:13,137 Sweetheart, I don't think you're in your right mindset. 1735 01:19:13,170 --> 01:19:14,605 You don't get it. 1736 01:19:14,638 --> 01:19:17,474 I am always in the right mindset. 1737 01:19:17,508 --> 01:19:20,978 Ever since I was five years old, I've been in the right mindset. 1738 01:19:21,011 --> 01:19:22,413 I just happened to have a dad 1739 01:19:22,446 --> 01:19:24,415 who didn't know what he was doing. 1740 01:19:24,448 --> 01:19:26,950 And for 20 years, that set me back. 1741 01:19:26,984 --> 01:19:29,219 But not anymore. And I'm not gonna let this one mistake 1742 01:19:29,253 --> 01:19:30,621 keep this opportunity from me. 1743 01:19:30,655 --> 01:19:32,289 I'm in my right mindset. 1744 01:19:32,322 --> 01:19:34,024 In fact, let's do a video 1745 01:19:34,057 --> 01:19:35,959 so I can show you I'm in my right mindset. 1746 01:19:35,993 --> 01:19:37,227 I-I don't know what you're talking about. 1747 01:19:37,261 --> 01:19:38,495 Pick a topic. 1748 01:19:38,529 --> 01:19:39,731 Can we please go inside 1749 01:19:39,764 --> 01:19:41,298 and talk about this for a minute? 1750 01:19:41,331 --> 01:19:42,966 Perfect. I probably wouldn't have picked that one, 1751 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,201 but that's what we're gonna do. 1752 01:19:46,003 --> 01:19:47,471 Hello. This is Selfie Dad. 1753 01:19:47,504 --> 01:19:50,340 And today I'm-a show you how to go inside 1754 01:19:50,374 --> 01:19:52,276 and talk about it for a minute with your wife. 1755 01:19:52,309 --> 01:19:55,546 First thing you want to do is you need to have a wife. 1756 01:19:55,579 --> 01:19:58,683 Don't let her show you how much you don't want to go inside. 1757 01:19:58,716 --> 01:20:01,653 'Cause who wants to go inside anyway? 1758 01:20:02,654 --> 01:20:04,221 Okay, okay. Not that one. 1759 01:20:04,254 --> 01:20:05,657 Wait. 1760 01:20:09,359 --> 01:20:11,261 Hey, yo, Selfie Dad here. 1761 01:20:11,295 --> 01:20:13,665 And when your wife says, "You want to go inside?" 1762 01:20:13,698 --> 01:20:15,599 you better watch out, 'cause you know what happens 1763 01:20:15,632 --> 01:20:16,734 when you go inside, right? 1764 01:20:16,768 --> 01:20:18,335 You end up going outside, 1765 01:20:18,368 --> 01:20:20,571 'cause she's a little loose on the inside. 1766 01:20:20,604 --> 01:20:23,574 Uh-huh, I'm just, this is... You know what? 1767 01:20:23,607 --> 01:20:25,743 'Cause I'm Selfie... 1768 01:20:29,046 --> 01:20:32,049 - Aah! - Oh, my goodness! 1769 01:20:32,082 --> 01:20:33,550 Oh. Are you okay? 1770 01:20:33,584 --> 01:20:34,786 Yeah, I'm good. 1771 01:20:34,819 --> 01:20:36,721 - Well, can I... - I'm good. No, no, I'm good. 1772 01:20:36,754 --> 01:20:38,088 What happened? 1773 01:20:38,121 --> 01:20:39,223 Aah! I'm-I'm good. 1774 01:20:39,256 --> 01:20:40,792 Packer Tools is junk! 1775 01:20:40,825 --> 01:20:42,727 Packer Tools is junk! 1776 01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:43,795 Ooh, you don't like Jesus. 1777 01:20:43,828 --> 01:20:46,029 Well, you know what? I hope Jesus don't like you. 1778 01:20:49,166 --> 01:20:50,702 Oh, you gonna tailgate me? 1779 01:20:50,735 --> 01:20:51,635 You gonna... Oh, yeah? 1780 01:20:51,669 --> 01:20:53,705 Well, you know what, tailgate now, bruh. 1781 01:20:53,738 --> 01:20:56,674 How about that? 1782 01:20:56,708 --> 01:20:57,641 The poli... Really? 1783 01:20:57,675 --> 01:21:00,511 This is what we're doing right now? 1784 01:21:00,544 --> 01:21:03,313 Probably Packer Tools police or something. 1785 01:21:03,347 --> 01:21:05,817 Okay. First thing I need to do 1786 01:21:05,850 --> 01:21:07,251 is calm myself down. 1787 01:21:07,284 --> 01:21:09,586 I am getting pulled over by the police. 1788 01:21:09,620 --> 01:21:12,456 Okay, make a... make a video, that's what I'm-a do. 1789 01:21:12,489 --> 01:21:14,692 Make sure this angle on this camera, 1790 01:21:14,726 --> 01:21:16,093 so they could see both of us. 1791 01:21:16,126 --> 01:21:17,695 I got to make a video for two reasons. 1792 01:21:17,729 --> 01:21:19,062 One, 'cause I'm Selfie Dad. 1793 01:21:19,096 --> 01:21:20,665 Number two... 1794 01:21:20,698 --> 01:21:23,100 I need to make sure things is safe. 1795 01:21:23,133 --> 01:21:24,769 When the police officer rolls up, 1796 01:21:24,802 --> 01:21:27,237 make sure that you don't have more bass than them. 1797 01:21:27,271 --> 01:21:28,773 Try to take all the bass out your voice. 1798 01:21:28,806 --> 01:21:30,407 Hello, Officer. 1799 01:21:30,440 --> 01:21:31,475 Hello, Officer. 1800 01:21:31,508 --> 01:21:33,410 You need to put the hands on the steering wheel, 1801 01:21:33,443 --> 01:21:34,578 or they're going behind your back. 1802 01:21:34,611 --> 01:21:35,847 So we got to work this out. 1803 01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:37,281 Got to work this out. Okay. 1804 01:21:38,448 --> 01:21:41,753 Also, no immediate eye contact. Mm-mm. 1805 01:21:41,786 --> 01:21:43,420 Only thing turning is your eyeballs. 1806 01:21:43,453 --> 01:21:45,690 You just don't even move. Here he come, here he come. 1807 01:21:45,723 --> 01:21:47,792 You're not bad. Breathe. 1808 01:21:47,825 --> 01:21:49,293 Afternoon, sir. 1809 01:21:49,326 --> 01:21:52,195 Hello, Officer. 1810 01:21:52,229 --> 01:21:53,865 H-Hello, Officer. 1811 01:21:53,898 --> 01:21:55,265 How are you? 1812 01:21:55,299 --> 01:21:56,366 Good. 1813 01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:57,634 Clocked you doing 81. 1814 01:21:57,669 --> 01:21:59,269 I'm gonna need to see your license, 1815 01:21:59,303 --> 01:22:00,537 registration and proof of insurance. 1816 01:22:00,571 --> 01:22:02,139 Ha-ha! 1817 01:22:02,172 --> 01:22:04,474 It's a... I thought it was the po-lice. 1818 01:22:04,508 --> 01:22:06,176 It's the bro-lice. 1819 01:22:06,209 --> 01:22:07,177 We gonna be a'ight. 1820 01:22:07,210 --> 01:22:08,680 Ha-ha! What's up, dawg? 1821 01:22:08,713 --> 01:22:10,647 Hey, who your people? 1822 01:22:10,682 --> 01:22:13,517 License, registration, proof of insurance. 1823 01:22:13,550 --> 01:22:14,852 We went to school together or something, right? 1824 01:22:14,886 --> 01:22:16,754 No. No, didn't go to school together. 1825 01:22:16,788 --> 01:22:18,723 Can I see your license, please? 1826 01:22:18,756 --> 01:22:20,892 I thought it was the... 1827 01:22:20,925 --> 01:22:23,193 It's not the bro-lice after all. 1828 01:22:23,226 --> 01:22:24,628 It's... Yeah. 1829 01:22:24,662 --> 01:22:25,697 Let me get it for you. Cool. 1830 01:22:25,730 --> 01:22:28,165 - You know, have you ever seen me before? - No. 1831 01:22:28,198 --> 01:22:29,433 I haven't seen you before, 1832 01:22:29,466 --> 01:22:31,234 but I will when you give me your license, 1833 01:22:31,268 --> 01:22:32,536 your registration and proof of insurance. 1834 01:22:32,569 --> 01:22:34,171 I'm not gonna keep saying it, sir. 1835 01:22:34,204 --> 01:22:35,639 All right, calm yourself down, bruh. 1836 01:22:35,673 --> 01:22:38,241 Hey, I got a Selfie Dad mug. You want a Selfie Dad mug? 1837 01:22:38,275 --> 01:22:39,877 - You drink coffee, right? - Are you trying to bribe me, sir? 1838 01:22:39,911 --> 01:22:43,180 No, I know you like doughnuts. I got some coffee or something. 1839 01:22:43,213 --> 01:22:45,817 - You get a mug... Okay, let me get it for you real quick. - Hey, sir? 1840 01:22:45,850 --> 01:22:47,652 - Keep your hands on the steering wheel, please. - I'm-a show you 1841 01:22:47,685 --> 01:22:48,585 - this thing real quick. What? What? - Hey! 1842 01:22:48,619 --> 01:22:50,554 I'm gonna need you to step out of the car. 1843 01:22:50,587 --> 01:22:52,489 - Aah! No! - Hey! 1844 01:22:52,522 --> 01:22:54,726 Keep your hands where I can see them. 1845 01:22:59,697 --> 01:23:02,132 Marcus. Your ride's here. 1846 01:23:05,903 --> 01:23:07,537 Rough day? 1847 01:23:07,571 --> 01:23:09,741 Uh, you could say that. 1848 01:23:10,908 --> 01:23:12,609 Hey, where's my car? 1849 01:23:12,643 --> 01:23:14,746 The impound lot. I'll drive you. 1850 01:23:15,780 --> 01:23:18,348 So, now what, Mr. Miyagi? 1851 01:23:18,382 --> 01:23:20,818 I guess we just, uh... 1852 01:23:20,852 --> 01:23:23,387 need a big finish for my paper. 1853 01:23:24,856 --> 01:23:26,623 "Big finish for my paper"? 1854 01:23:26,658 --> 01:23:28,425 Dude, I don't know, 1855 01:23:28,458 --> 01:23:30,862 man, I just feel like I've blown it one too many times, man, 1856 01:23:30,895 --> 01:23:34,297 and I... probably gonna blow it again. 1857 01:23:34,331 --> 01:23:37,334 When your kids mess up, do you ever stop loving them? 1858 01:23:37,367 --> 01:23:40,437 No, of course not. 1859 01:23:40,470 --> 01:23:42,406 You will always love them, no matter what, 1860 01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:43,941 because that's what a good father does. 1861 01:23:43,975 --> 01:23:46,209 And God is the perfect Father. 1862 01:23:46,243 --> 01:23:49,781 And when you're His child, He loves you no matter what. 1863 01:23:49,814 --> 01:23:53,550 Give Him your whole life. Confess your sins. 1864 01:23:53,583 --> 01:23:55,920 And if you feel you went wrong with people, 1865 01:23:55,953 --> 01:23:57,521 confess it to them. 1866 01:23:57,554 --> 01:24:00,257 You study the Word and know the Word, 1867 01:24:00,290 --> 01:24:02,292 and the more you live it out... 1868 01:24:02,325 --> 01:24:04,461 the more you're gonna find that real thing 1869 01:24:04,494 --> 01:24:05,997 that you've been looking for. 1870 01:24:06,030 --> 01:24:08,365 What's that? 1871 01:24:08,398 --> 01:24:09,967 Peace. 1872 01:24:22,646 --> 01:24:25,282 I've been looking at stuff online 1873 01:24:25,315 --> 01:24:27,919 that I shouldn't. 1874 01:24:27,952 --> 01:24:29,821 Oh. 1875 01:24:29,854 --> 01:24:32,489 And Rosie fired me, but I really... 1876 01:24:32,522 --> 01:24:34,458 I probably deserved it. 1877 01:24:36,961 --> 01:24:38,930 The other night... 1878 01:24:38,963 --> 01:24:40,965 at the awards show... 1879 01:24:44,601 --> 01:24:46,838 So, there was this lady named Laurie... 1880 01:24:46,871 --> 01:24:48,405 and nothing happened. 1881 01:24:48,438 --> 01:24:51,308 I know. I saw the text she sent you. 1882 01:24:54,746 --> 01:24:58,548 That you texted her that your family comes first. 1883 01:25:01,418 --> 01:25:05,622 And that she shouldn't contact you anymore. 1884 01:25:08,793 --> 01:25:12,295 I prayed for you that whole night. 1885 01:25:18,035 --> 01:25:20,905 Okay. Um... 1886 01:25:20,938 --> 01:25:22,073 Wow. 1887 01:25:22,106 --> 01:25:24,541 Um... 1888 01:25:26,643 --> 01:25:28,411 Okay, well, there's one more thing. 1889 01:25:28,445 --> 01:25:31,916 You know when we go to Costco, and I act like 1890 01:25:31,949 --> 01:25:34,551 I'm actually gonna buy something from the samples? 1891 01:25:34,584 --> 01:25:36,419 I'm just... I just want the samples. 1892 01:25:36,453 --> 01:25:37,755 I'm not gonna... 1893 01:25:37,789 --> 01:25:39,690 I-I forgive you for everything. 1894 01:25:39,724 --> 01:25:41,558 So delicious, the little... 1895 01:25:41,591 --> 01:25:42,827 Oh, oh! 1896 01:25:42,860 --> 01:25:45,096 Yeah. 1897 01:25:45,129 --> 01:25:47,698 That's why you're here? 1898 01:25:47,732 --> 01:25:49,700 Yeah, man, I just had to get it off my chest. 1899 01:25:49,734 --> 01:25:51,869 I did a lot of personal stuff on work time, so... 1900 01:25:51,903 --> 01:25:54,071 Oh, I heard you the first time. 1901 01:25:54,105 --> 01:25:56,007 I've just never known anybody to admit that. 1902 01:25:56,040 --> 01:25:59,076 Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry and, you know, thank you. 1903 01:25:59,110 --> 01:26:00,443 I appreciate it. 1904 01:26:00,477 --> 01:26:02,445 Oh, wait. 1905 01:26:04,614 --> 01:26:06,083 This is yours. 1906 01:26:06,117 --> 01:26:07,652 I accepted it for you. 1907 01:26:09,020 --> 01:26:11,122 You know, Rosie never shuts up about you now. 1908 01:26:11,155 --> 01:26:13,590 She chased Richard off, and whoever I bring in, 1909 01:26:13,623 --> 01:26:15,458 she just compares them to you. 1910 01:26:15,492 --> 01:26:18,029 But I told her that you were on to bigger and better things. 1911 01:26:18,062 --> 01:26:19,831 Am I right? 1912 01:26:29,173 --> 01:26:31,374 How'd it go? 1913 01:26:33,778 --> 01:26:35,412 What is that? 1914 01:26:35,445 --> 01:26:38,082 Uh, the number one reality show editor. 1915 01:26:38,115 --> 01:26:41,686 My award-winning husband. 1916 01:26:41,719 --> 01:26:45,690 And... Steve offered me my job back. 1917 01:26:45,723 --> 01:26:47,557 Are you serious? 1918 01:26:47,591 --> 01:26:50,761 Then, he goes to legal 1919 01:26:50,795 --> 01:26:54,031 and has them look at my Packer contract. 1920 01:26:54,065 --> 01:26:56,033 All they can do is stop future payments. 1921 01:26:56,067 --> 01:26:57,768 They can't ask for any money in return. 1922 01:26:57,802 --> 01:27:00,071 Oh, wow. 1923 01:27:01,806 --> 01:27:06,110 Are you gonna... take your job? 1924 01:27:06,143 --> 01:27:08,012 Yeah. 1925 01:27:08,045 --> 01:27:11,782 But here is the craziest part. 1926 01:27:13,851 --> 01:27:17,554 Steve actually hinted that they may have some interest 1927 01:27:17,587 --> 01:27:19,824 in doing a Selfie Dad TV show. 1928 01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:24,662 But here's the thing. 1929 01:27:24,695 --> 01:27:28,766 I'm cool with editing or doing comedy or a TV show. 1930 01:27:28,799 --> 01:27:33,204 I only want to do what God asks me to do. 1931 01:27:33,237 --> 01:27:36,140 And my family comes first, 1932 01:27:36,173 --> 01:27:39,043 'cause I know that's what He wants. 1933 01:27:39,076 --> 01:27:41,544 So I'm good either way. 1934 01:27:41,578 --> 01:27:42,880 I'm good. 1935 01:27:42,914 --> 01:27:45,816 I mean... we're good. 1936 01:27:45,850 --> 01:27:49,020 You're home. It's blowing up. 1937 01:27:49,053 --> 01:27:51,155 It's going bigger than the toilet video. 1938 01:27:51,188 --> 01:27:53,157 You know what, 'cause I'm Selfie... 1939 01:27:53,190 --> 01:27:55,726 I can't believe you posted this. 1940 01:27:57,828 --> 01:27:59,196 - Aah! - Oh, my goodness! 1941 01:27:59,230 --> 01:28:01,799 - It looked so real. - Heh. 1942 01:28:01,832 --> 01:28:04,001 You know what, I'm a good actor. 1943 01:28:04,035 --> 01:28:06,671 You've got one-ninth of your subscribers back. 1944 01:28:06,704 --> 01:28:09,040 You're not mad at me? 1945 01:28:09,073 --> 01:28:12,109 What, for posting this video? 1946 01:28:12,143 --> 01:28:13,978 Dude, nah. Give me a hug, man. 1947 01:28:14,011 --> 01:28:16,914 Ow. Wait, dude. Hold on. 1948 01:28:16,948 --> 01:28:18,716 You know what... 1949 01:28:20,985 --> 01:28:22,820 This is awkward. 1950 01:28:22,853 --> 01:28:24,889 Oh, I love these orchids. 1951 01:28:24,922 --> 01:28:27,858 They will add such elegance to your garden. 1952 01:28:27,892 --> 01:28:29,093 They always do. 1953 01:28:29,126 --> 01:28:31,028 And if you plant a white orchid, 1954 01:28:31,062 --> 01:28:34,065 that means forgiveness. 1955 01:28:34,098 --> 01:28:37,201 This is Rosie's Roses. 1956 01:28:37,234 --> 01:28:39,804 You keep planting, and keep loving. 1957 01:28:41,706 --> 01:28:43,240 Thoughts? 1958 01:28:45,242 --> 01:28:48,079 Well, I've... I've seen better. 1959 01:28:48,112 --> 01:28:49,880 But at least you got it in on time. 1960 01:28:49,914 --> 01:28:52,582 This time, I'm saying. 1961 01:28:52,615 --> 01:28:55,518 Yes. So, there's that. 1962 01:28:57,154 --> 01:28:58,521 Well, I can't think of anything 1963 01:28:58,555 --> 01:28:59,857 off the top of my head right now. 1964 01:28:59,890 --> 01:29:01,524 Good. Great job. 1965 01:29:01,558 --> 01:29:03,861 Cool. Wait. Whoa, whoa, before you go, hold on. 1966 01:29:03,894 --> 01:29:06,230 Uh, I got something for you. 1967 01:29:07,965 --> 01:29:08,933 Welcome back. 1968 01:29:08,966 --> 01:29:10,801 Men are so strange. 1969 01:29:10,835 --> 01:29:12,870 Yes, you're just... 1970 01:29:12,903 --> 01:29:14,772 Just-just there. 1971 01:29:14,805 --> 01:29:17,675 That's-that's what you do. 1972 01:29:19,243 --> 01:29:20,711 Oh, hush. 1973 01:30:06,190 --> 01:30:08,292 No, without a doubt, the best part has been 1974 01:30:08,325 --> 01:30:09,894 getting to know you guys. 1975 01:30:09,927 --> 01:30:12,129 You are such a gem. 1976 01:30:12,163 --> 01:30:14,597 - We're gonna miss you, Mickey. - Yeah. 1977 01:30:14,631 --> 01:30:16,100 Well, hey, I can still come visit. 1978 01:30:16,133 --> 01:30:17,368 You know, maybe you guys can 1979 01:30:17,401 --> 01:30:20,104 make a trip up to Seattle sometime. 1980 01:30:20,137 --> 01:30:22,873 Sounds good, man. 1981 01:30:22,907 --> 01:30:25,142 And, Hannah, maybe you and... maybe you and your dad 1982 01:30:25,176 --> 01:30:26,844 could read that little book together. 1983 01:30:26,877 --> 01:30:28,645 - We have been. - Yeah, dude, I... 1984 01:30:28,679 --> 01:30:29,947 I owe you a lot, man. 1985 01:30:29,980 --> 01:30:31,315 Nah, you don't owe me. 1986 01:30:31,348 --> 01:30:34,085 And, hey, off the strength of punching a wall, 1987 01:30:34,118 --> 01:30:35,786 Selfie Dad's back. 1988 01:30:35,820 --> 01:30:38,756 What are you gonna do for your encore? 1989 01:30:38,789 --> 01:30:40,691 Yo, Selfie Dad here. 1990 01:30:40,724 --> 01:30:41,859 I'm excited to be back. 1991 01:30:41,892 --> 01:30:43,294 I'm excited to be doing another video. 1992 01:30:43,327 --> 01:30:44,627 My hand's all good. 1993 01:30:44,662 --> 01:30:46,297 There's a hole in the wall like this. 1994 01:30:46,330 --> 01:30:48,799 First of all, let me... I want to apologize, 1995 01:30:48,833 --> 01:30:50,968 because before, I was saying some stuff 1996 01:30:51,001 --> 01:30:52,203 to talk about the Bible. 1997 01:30:52,236 --> 01:30:54,772 You just want me to be funny, so hey, if that's the case, 1998 01:30:54,805 --> 01:30:57,808 I'm not gonna mention "the Bible" anymore. 1999 01:30:57,842 --> 01:31:00,010 I've decided that the best thing for me to do 2000 01:31:00,044 --> 01:31:01,912 is to just, uh, call it... 2001 01:31:01,946 --> 01:31:04,248 call it the Word of God, yeah. 2002 01:31:04,281 --> 01:31:05,850 Anyway, I said I want to apologize. 2003 01:31:05,883 --> 01:31:07,384 I didn't say I was gonna do it. 2004 01:31:07,418 --> 01:31:09,653 If you don't like me talking about God's Word, 2005 01:31:09,687 --> 01:31:11,689 then, you know, your bad. You know? 2006 01:31:11,722 --> 01:31:13,324 You don't gotta watch. You can take it off... 2007 01:31:13,357 --> 01:31:16,327 What?! That's it? 2008 01:31:16,360 --> 01:31:19,797 Hey, what are you doing here? 2009 01:31:19,830 --> 01:31:22,266 I'm Selfie Daughter... by the way. 2010 01:31:22,299 --> 01:31:23,467 Selfie Daughter. 2011 01:31:23,501 --> 01:31:28,038 Why don't you explain to them why the Bible is so cool? 2012 01:31:28,072 --> 01:31:30,074 Then they would want to keep watching, 2013 01:31:30,107 --> 01:31:32,143 and they might even want to read the Bible. 2014 01:31:32,176 --> 01:31:34,011 All right, so I'm gonna explain to you why. 2015 01:31:34,044 --> 01:31:38,315 Mainly because it is literally God's Word. 2016 01:31:38,349 --> 01:31:41,285 He left an instruction booklet for us. 2017 01:31:41,318 --> 01:31:43,287 Why do you think it's important? 2018 01:31:46,390 --> 01:31:49,393 Um, because I've seen how 2019 01:31:49,426 --> 01:31:51,729 God has changed my dad. 2020 01:31:54,832 --> 01:31:58,102 So, the reason why the Bible is important 2021 01:31:58,135 --> 01:32:02,106 is because, before, I had this, but I didn't even see it 2022 01:32:02,139 --> 01:32:05,743 until I opened up the Bible, 2023 01:32:05,776 --> 01:32:07,745 and then it opened me up. 2024 01:32:07,778 --> 01:32:09,947 So I'm in. 2025 01:32:09,980 --> 01:32:12,449 Are you? 2026 01:32:12,483 --> 01:32:15,152 Mubiru John from Uganda. 2027 01:32:17,087 --> 01:32:18,822 We're E58 Hiking Group... 2028 01:32:18,856 --> 01:32:20,257 And we're in! 2029 01:32:20,291 --> 01:32:22,760 We are the Gagnons. We're in! 2030 01:32:22,793 --> 01:32:25,496 We're the Rolleys. We live in Castaic. We're in! 2031 01:32:25,529 --> 01:32:27,798 - I'm all in. - I'm in. 2032 01:32:27,831 --> 01:32:30,167 I'm in. I'm in. 2033 01:32:30,201 --> 01:32:33,871 ♪ So I step to the edge and I... ♪ 2034 01:32:33,904 --> 01:32:36,173 We are all in! 2035 01:32:36,207 --> 01:32:37,341 We're all in. 2036 01:32:37,374 --> 01:32:39,310 - I'm in. - I'm in. 2037 01:32:40,811 --> 01:32:43,013 - I'm in! - We're in. 2038 01:32:43,047 --> 01:32:45,216 - I'm in. - We're in! 2039 01:32:45,249 --> 01:32:47,918 - I'm in. - I'm in. 2040 01:32:47,952 --> 01:32:50,788 - I'm in. - ♪ I'm going all in... ♪ 2041 01:32:50,821 --> 01:32:51,922 We're in. 2042 01:32:53,090 --> 01:32:55,426 I am in. 2043 01:32:56,827 --> 01:32:57,962 Totally in. 2044 01:32:57,995 --> 01:33:00,231 - I'm all in. - I'm in. 2045 01:33:00,264 --> 01:33:01,865 My name's Linda, and I'm in. 2046 01:33:01,899 --> 01:33:04,235 We're the Shorts, and we're in. 2047 01:33:04,268 --> 01:33:05,836 I'm in. I'm all in. 2048 01:33:05,869 --> 01:33:07,471 The Word of God is alive. 2049 01:33:07,504 --> 01:33:09,907 - I'm in. - We're in. 2050 01:33:09,940 --> 01:33:12,943 ♪ Jesus, I freely give ♪ 2051 01:33:12,977 --> 01:33:15,779 ♪ As long as there's breath in these lungs ♪ 2052 01:33:15,813 --> 01:33:17,248 ♪ I will live ♪ 2053 01:33:17,281 --> 01:33:19,783 ♪ With reckless abandon ♪ 2054 01:33:19,817 --> 01:33:21,352 ♪ My heart in Your hands ♪ 2055 01:33:21,385 --> 01:33:24,788 ♪ I surrender it all... ♪ 2056 01:33:24,822 --> 01:33:27,024 - I'm in. - I'm all in. 2057 01:33:27,057 --> 01:33:29,560 - I'm all in. - We're in. - I'm in. 2058 01:33:31,462 --> 01:33:32,796 I'm in. 2059 01:33:41,438 --> 01:33:43,274 ♪ The deep end ♪ 2060 01:33:43,307 --> 01:33:45,376 ♪ I'm going all in ♪ 2061 01:33:45,409 --> 01:33:50,080 ♪ I hear You calling. ♪ 2062 01:33:50,114 --> 01:33:53,350 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 2063 01:33:53,384 --> 01:33:56,954 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2064 01:33:56,987 --> 01:34:00,157 All scripture is breathed out by God. 2065 01:34:00,190 --> 01:34:03,093 Great peace have those who love your law... 2066 01:34:03,127 --> 01:34:05,963 ...and nothing can make them stumble. 2067 01:34:05,996 --> 01:34:08,565 Your Word is a lamp to my feet, 2068 01:34:08,599 --> 01:34:10,434 and a light to my path. 2069 01:34:10,467 --> 01:34:13,070 For the Word of God is living and active, 2070 01:34:13,103 --> 01:34:15,039 sharper than any two-edged sword... 2071 01:34:15,072 --> 01:34:18,175 ...piercing to the division of soul and of spirit. 2072 01:34:18,208 --> 01:34:20,010 Man shall not live by bread alone... 2073 01:34:20,044 --> 01:34:23,514 ...but by every word that proceeds from the mouth of God. 2074 01:34:23,547 --> 01:34:26,450 The grass withers and the flowers fall, 2075 01:34:26,483 --> 01:34:28,986 but the Word of the Lord endures forever. 2076 01:34:29,019 --> 01:34:33,190 1 Peter 1:24-25. 2077 01:34:33,223 --> 01:34:36,493 Yo, it's National Bring Your Bible to School Day. 2078 01:34:36,527 --> 01:34:38,529 You want to make sure you do that. 2079 01:34:38,562 --> 01:34:39,530 Make sure your kids do it. 2080 01:34:39,563 --> 01:34:40,898 Make sure everybody does it, 2081 01:34:40,931 --> 01:34:42,466 so they can be counted. 2082 01:34:42,499 --> 01:34:44,501 And speaking of counting, the app don't count. 2083 01:34:44,535 --> 01:34:46,170 Like, you don't just bring a app, 2084 01:34:46,203 --> 01:34:47,938 'cause that's just, like, on your phone already. 2085 01:34:47,971 --> 01:34:49,606 Like, bring an actual Bible to school 2086 01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:51,208 and then maybe crack it open. 2087 01:34:51,241 --> 01:34:52,543 And if you're not in school, 2088 01:34:52,576 --> 01:34:53,977 like if you already graduated, 2089 01:34:54,011 --> 01:34:55,179 don't just get a Bible and show up, 2090 01:34:55,212 --> 01:34:56,380 'cause that stuff is creepy. 2091 01:34:56,413 --> 01:34:58,248 You just read the Bible alone somewhere. 2092 01:34:58,282 --> 01:35:00,117 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 2093 01:35:00,150 --> 01:35:02,286 ♪ I was calling out to You ♪ 2094 01:35:02,319 --> 01:35:06,123 ♪ And You said, "I'm right here" ♪ 2095 01:35:06,156 --> 01:35:08,625 ♪ I'm right here ♪ 2096 01:35:08,660 --> 01:35:12,963 ♪ Oh, don't you know I'm here ♪ 2097 01:35:12,996 --> 01:35:15,265 ♪ No matter when I call ♪ 2098 01:35:15,299 --> 01:35:18,435 ♪ He tells me, "I'm right here" ♪ 2099 01:35:18,469 --> 01:35:21,271 ♪ I'm right here ♪ 2100 01:35:21,305 --> 01:35:25,576 ♪ Oh, don't you know I'm here ♪ 2101 01:35:25,609 --> 01:35:27,679 ♪ No matter when I call ♪ 2102 01:35:27,712 --> 01:35:31,081 ♪ You tell me, "I'm right here" ♪ 2103 01:35:31,115 --> 01:35:33,117 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Ooh... ♪ 2104 01:35:35,386 --> 01:35:37,154 ♪ I was sinking, I was swimming ♪ 2105 01:35:37,187 --> 01:35:41,492 ♪ I was wondering if You were here ♪ 2106 01:35:41,525 --> 01:35:43,327 ♪ It's getting dark and in my heart ♪ 2107 01:35:43,360 --> 01:35:46,563 ♪ All that I can feel is fear ♪ 2108 01:35:46,597 --> 01:35:50,200 ♪ You told me that You'd never, ever leave me ♪ 2109 01:35:50,234 --> 01:35:53,237 ♪ And I know that You'd never, ever lie ♪ 2110 01:35:53,270 --> 01:35:56,573 ♪ But sometimes when You're teaching me to trust You ♪ 2111 01:35:56,607 --> 01:36:00,411 ♪ It's too hard to swallow all my pride ♪ 2112 01:36:00,444 --> 01:36:02,379 ♪ See, I was calling out to You ♪ 2113 01:36:02,413 --> 01:36:06,083 ♪ And You said, "I'm right here" ♪ 2114 01:36:06,116 --> 01:36:08,653 ♪ I'm right here ♪ 2115 01:36:08,686 --> 01:36:12,657 ♪ Oh, don't you know I'm here? ♪ 2116 01:36:12,690 --> 01:36:14,692 ♪ No matter when I call ♪ 2117 01:36:14,726 --> 01:36:18,595 ♪ He tells me, "I'm right here" ♪ 2118 01:36:18,629 --> 01:36:21,298 ♪ I'm right here ♪ 2119 01:36:21,331 --> 01:36:25,335 ♪ Oh, don't you know I'm here? ♪ 2120 01:36:25,369 --> 01:36:27,538 ♪ No matter when I call ♪ 2121 01:36:27,571 --> 01:36:31,542 ♪ You tell me, "I'm right here" ♪ 2122 01:36:31,575 --> 01:36:35,345 - ♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪ - ♪ Mmm... ♪ 2123 01:36:37,481 --> 01:36:38,982 That is so good. 2124 01:36:39,016 --> 01:36:42,085 That is his best video ever. Wow. 2125 01:36:42,119 --> 01:36:45,155 The secret to all this is 2126 01:36:45,189 --> 01:36:48,258 having a fine blade 2127 01:36:48,292 --> 01:36:51,161 and a steady hand. 2128 01:36:52,563 --> 01:36:55,165 I'm sending this one to my mom.