0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.net Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:06,138 2 00:00:10,878 --> 00:00:12,244 ♪ Got a one-track mind ♪ 3 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:13,912 ♪ And you're a grind for the dodo ♪ 4 00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:15,214 ♪ Stay on my toes ♪ 5 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:16,715 ♪ And keep an eye out for the po-po ♪ 6 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:18,684 ♪ We're nationals who must arrest ♪ 7 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,219 ♪ You be so low, though ♪ 8 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:22,721 ♪ Pay no mind the bitch ass ♪ haters 'cause they homos ♪ 9 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:23,689 ♪ When they care about money ♪ 10 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,057 ♪ Never sweated any broke hoes ♪ 11 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:26,558 ♪ I handle shit with knuckles ♪ 12 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,093 ♪ Throwin' combos and bolos ♪ 13 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:32,064 ♪ With some Thai style I ♪ could blow fast or flow slow ♪ 14 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:36,668 Damn, Mario, can't you hear? 15 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,370 Damn fool, why didn't you knock? 16 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,572 I could've had my dick hanging out or something. 17 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:41,873 I did knock. 18 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,875 Turn that crap down before you go deaf. 19 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,811 Shit, we can get home invaded right now 20 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,112 and you wouldn't hear nothing. 21 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:50,482 I could've been getting raped right now. 22 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,952 Who's gonna rape you, fool? 23 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:55,787 A crack-head? 24 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,723 Ha, laugh it up. 25 00:00:57,725 --> 00:01:00,125 You know I got honeys lining up for me anyways. 26 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:01,026 Right. 27 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:03,662 What do you want fool? 28 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:07,566 Have you seen my Maxim? 29 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:08,467 No. 30 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:13,605 How about that old Playboy you had lying around? 31 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:16,675 Nah man, I threw that out like two weeks ago. 32 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:18,477 The pages got sticky. 33 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:23,048 Why, what are you trying to do with it? 34 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:25,450 You know that chick I had over here last night? 35 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:28,020 Yeah bro, she looked cool. 36 00:01:28,022 --> 00:01:30,422 She cut out after using the bathroom. 37 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,057 Hey, you ain't blaming me, right? 38 00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:33,125 I went straight to my room. 39 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:34,626 I didn't cock block. 40 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,762 Nah, it wasn't you. 41 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,630 It's just like, I don't understand. 42 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:40,232 She was all over me. 43 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:42,668 She had me hard as a villain, 44 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:45,537 then she excused herself, used the restroom. 45 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,306 You know, I thought she was gonna like, 46 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:49,241 freshen up or something. 47 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,742 But then she cut out on me 48 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,577 and left me with this raging case of blue balls. 49 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:53,779 What? 50 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:54,813 Bitch didn't even say bye, dude. 51 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,815 That's cold-blooded, fool. 52 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:59,117 But that's the one thing a girl won't put up with. 53 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,086 A dirty toilet. 54 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:03,855 Bro, you're the one that pisses all over the place. 55 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:07,359 Hey, I can't help it if I piss sideways in the morning. 56 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:09,728 It's the boner, it's not my fault. 57 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,897 It's your crooked dick, bro. 58 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:14,800 Didn't your parents teach you to piss on the Cheerio? 59 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:17,602 Piss on the Cheerio, what the fuck is that? 60 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:19,171 Yeah, piss on the Cheerio. 61 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:21,373 That's how parents potty train little boys. 62 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,808 They put a Cheerio in there, 63 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,677 and they tell the boys to aim, 64 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:27,379 make it into a little game. 65 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:29,481 And that's how you learned? 66 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:32,084 No man, they were always at work. 67 00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:33,719 My sister raised me. 68 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:35,153 And they were always too lazy 69 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,421 to show me how to do it right, 70 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:38,023 so I just learned how to piss sitting down, 71 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:39,458 the way they did. 72 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:42,194 Damn bro, you better keep that shit to yourself. 73 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:43,328 TMI for real. 74 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:47,032 What do you need the magazines for, anyway? 75 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:51,970 Fuck, my nuts are fucking killing me right now, man. 76 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:55,941 I'm just gonna fucking go to the pot and bust a quick one. 77 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:58,076 Again, homie, TMI, TMI. 78 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:04,082 Hey, what about those department store ads? 79 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:07,119 You know, JC Penney, Or Macy's or something. 80 00:03:07,121 --> 00:03:10,622 The department store ads, what the fuck? 81 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:12,758 The bra ads man, titty. 82 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:14,960 You got issues, bro. 83 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:17,662 It's a good things I threw those out. 84 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:19,398 Man. 85 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:25,470 Hey, the TV Guide's got some chick on the cover. 86 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:26,371 Oh yeah? 87 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:28,407 Where's it at? 88 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,575 It's right there on the side of the couch. 89 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:32,377 Little couch or big couch? 90 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,612 The big one. 91 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,414 All right 92 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:43,155 Damn. 93 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:46,591 Koala, Oprah. 94 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,662 Guess you'll have to do. 95 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:53,231 ♪ Wait, hidden all over ♪ 96 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,501 ♪ You can smell the aroma of the doja ♪ 97 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:58,437 ♪ I thought I told ya, bring some dough ♪ 98 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:01,907 ♪ Or you ain't getting smoked off my Os ♪ 99 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,074 ♪ This thing ain't killing me ♪ 100 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,409 ♪ A hustler got to eat too ♪ 101 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,145 ♪ Jim and Oscar and ♪ Arnie, that's my crew ♪ 102 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:09,848 ♪ I thought you knew we only ♪ fussed with the 'rilla ♪ 103 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:13,118 ♪ That's why I listen ♪ to Dark Room Familia ♪ 104 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,153 ♪ I'm a winner ♪ 105 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,700 God damn it, Chico. 106 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,569 Don't look at my fucking sausage. 107 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:31,970 Look over there. 108 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:37,342 All right brown sugar, take me home. 109 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,578 Oh, such nice lips. 110 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:43,682 Oh yeah. 111 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:46,585 Ooh, that smile. 112 00:04:57,431 --> 00:05:01,066 Oh yeah. 113 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:03,768 Fuck yeah. 114 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:29,127 Come on Mario, get the fucking door! 115 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:33,865 ♪ All the bitches say ♪ my sack is delicious ♪ 116 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:34,866 Oh, lips. 117 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:45,176 Damn it Mario, get the fucking door! 118 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,646 ♪ With the hoes I can see ♪ 119 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,814 ♪ I roll the blunts like ♪ they supposed to be ♪ 120 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,694 ♪ All these bitches say ♪ my sack is delicious ♪ 121 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,897 ♪ So vicious, I'm so vicious ♪ 122 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,066 Someone's getting busy in there. 123 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,434 Don't have time for this, though. 124 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,471 Come on Mario, get the fucking door. 125 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:21,680 Fuck! 126 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:28,954 First it's you Chico, now this fucking idiot at the door. 127 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:30,255 Fuck you Chico. 128 00:06:34,328 --> 00:06:35,727 What? 129 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,895 What is it? 130 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,096 Sorry to bother you, sir. 131 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,731 I just have a letter for Arnie here. 132 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,099 It's certified. 133 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,000 Oh. 134 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:44,803 I'm Arnie. 135 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:47,005 Yeah. 136 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,407 Did I catch you at a bad time? 137 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,308 Oh. 138 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:54,879 Yeah I was kind of busy. 139 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:06,358 What's all the commotion? 140 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,160 Oh, one of this type of parties, huh? 141 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:11,129 Sorry to interrupt, fellas. 142 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,131 Oh hell no, hey, you got it all wrong man. 143 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,200 Hey, I don't judge. 144 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:16,768 To each their own. 145 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:18,637 What? 146 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:19,638 That's my cousin. 147 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,772 Your cousin? 148 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,341 Now that's fucking disgusting? 149 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:26,778 You know what's disgusting? 150 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,580 That fucking shirt is too small, 151 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:31,316 it looks like a sausage skin! 152 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,317 What the fuck? 153 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:34,686 He thinks you and I, 154 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,355 ain't nothing like that happen over here, mister post man. 155 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:39,758 Hey, just close the gate, man. 156 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,092 Sick fuck. 157 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:43,261 Let's see who this letter's from. 158 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:44,729 Fuck that mailman. 159 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:51,636 Man, this kush got me hot. 160 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,139 Where's the remote? 161 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:58,977 It's right there, behind that pillow right there. 162 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,212 So who's that letter from, anyway? 163 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,547 Shit. 164 00:08:02,549 --> 00:08:03,481 And all the homeboys want to do 165 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,349 is get high. 166 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,519 My neighborhood is bone dry. 167 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:09,154 Now what I need you to do 168 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:12,290 is hook me up with some of that rock. 169 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:15,093 It's from Barney. 170 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,866 "What's up, my Latino partner? 171 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:22,934 "What it do? 172 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,803 "It's ya boy Bumble representing 173 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:28,973 "the biggety biggety O out here in seminary school. 174 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:31,643 "I'm just a week away from gradge-a-natin', 175 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:34,512 "and becoming a full on fatha' 176 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:38,116 "They's talkin' bout givin' me my ownes church 177 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,584 "out here in Sac. 178 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,821 "Now that's bummin' me out 179 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:45,323 "'cause I axed the main padre 180 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,692 "to get me something closer to home. 181 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,195 "East Oakland, or even Hayward. 182 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,130 "Yeah-dad-I-mean? 183 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,833 "Well, we'll see what he says. 184 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:59,037 "Anyhows, I sent Oscar and Jimmy kite as well. 185 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,172 "Better make sure them ninjas 186 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,907 "put up a pic I sent them 187 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,709 "on the wall at the shop. 188 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:09,013 "And make sure they's not running it to the ground. 189 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,650 "I'm still an acting partner in it. 190 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:16,554 "If you see Cheeto, tell my cheesy-feasy folks 191 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,623 "I said what's up. 192 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:21,092 "I guess you can also says what's up 193 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:24,662 "to your special needs cousin, Mario." 194 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,064 Special needs? 195 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,634 "One love, your Bumble Barney. 196 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:33,772 "Here's a pic of me with my collar on." 197 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,274 What? 198 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,311 Ha, look at this guy. 199 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:44,015 I still don't know why he wanted to become a priest. 200 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,216 But he sure looks like he's ready 201 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:47,352 to take some confessions. 202 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:50,688 He looks official. 203 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,123 You're right, though. 204 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,259 This motherfucker probably only became a priest 205 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,961 to listen to these bitches' dirty confessions. 206 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:59,497 That's what I would do. 207 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:02,033 Well, what do you want to get in to, man? 208 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,201 I don't know, cuddy. 209 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,669 I'm almost out of OG. 210 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:06,838 I probably only got enough for like one more. 211 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,574 Wanna hit up the homies for a sack? 212 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,176 Yeah, let me just finish up in the bathroom, 213 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,777 I'mma get ready. 214 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,711 You gonna finish up 215 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,214 with Bumble Barney's picture? 216 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,584 Sick bastard, I'm taking this shit to my room. 217 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:23,655 Look, Chico and the mailman fucked it up for me. 218 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,979 All right so what we have here 219 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,747 is a small Bumble White Widow, 220 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:52,417 a medium Bumble, a Prince Purple, 221 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,352 and a small Bumble Einstein. 222 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,154 - Is that right? - That's right homie. 223 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,355 114 even. 224 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,489 Damn. 225 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,791 Hey man, that's Cali taxes. 226 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,327 That's the price of legalization. 227 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,962 Oh I know it. 228 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,663 Here you go, charge it to the game. 229 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,731 That's right, and on top of that, 230 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,099 you get to use your credit card. 231 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,567 I know. 232 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:12,737 Sign that with your finger. 233 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:13,972 Enjoy. 234 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:14,973 Thank you. 235 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,708 Here you go. 236 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:17,909 And I'll see you in a couple days. 237 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:18,977 All right. 238 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,483 Man, you know Colorado wannna start 239 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,051 selling coke, man. 240 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,487 That was the first place in the whole land 241 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,422 to go green, right? 242 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:34,058 Yeah, but now they going all white. 243 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,193 It does snow there. 244 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,196 Yeah, it's gonna snow like a motherfucker 245 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,597 there this year. 246 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,467 Hey so, this long ass break you're on. 247 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,302 You ever gonna come help me work? 248 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,971 Man, I told you I'm constipated. 249 00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:49,540 When I stand up it hurts, man. 250 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,842 It's only been 30 minutes. 251 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,844 Besides, right here on the box 252 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,580 it says you gotta take two pills. 253 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,882 Oh so you want me shitting my ass all day, right? 254 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:58,716 That's the whole point. 255 00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:01,486 Then why don't you stop slacking off 256 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,754 and answer that damn phone. 257 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,222 Says the motherfucker sitting on his ass 258 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,357 not doing nothing, not helping me clean. 259 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,159 You're damn right, and I'm gonna sit on my black ass. 260 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,694 I got another five minutes, 261 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,296 so why don't you shut the fuck up 262 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,830 and answer the phone? 263 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,399 You always seem to be on break. 264 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,800 Hey man. 265 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,135 Bombalicious. 266 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,537 Products for the mind, body, and soul. 267 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:20,638 Soul! 268 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,106 What it do, boy? 269 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,509 Hey what's up, Arnie? 270 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,777 I'm just here trying to get 271 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:26,978 this lazy bastard to get off his ass 272 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,681 and help me do something. 273 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:32,583 Man, that's just Jimmy being Jimmy. 274 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,452 He won't do shit unless it involves 275 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,421 money, bitches, and weed. 276 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,957 It is true, that's true. 277 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,592 I know that fucking crazy ass Mexican 278 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,361 ain't talking about someone being lazy 279 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,595 as much as he is. 280 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,197 Hey hey, relax Spike Lee. 281 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,598 He just described you to a T. 282 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,500 Money, bitches, weed. 283 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,035 Well yeah, I don't need it in 284 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:53,371 that particular order, you know what I mean? 285 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,639 So what's up? 286 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,174 I just wanted to roll through 287 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:59,744 and pick up a Bumble sack of that Blueberry Purp. 288 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,813 You guys are not out, are you? 289 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:04,315 That fat motherfucker didn't wipe you out again, did he? 290 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,650 Blueberry Purp. 291 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:06,951 Yeah he better get over here. 292 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,220 We got a lot in right from East Palo Alto. 293 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,488 Better hurry up before Zuckerburg 294 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,522 gets it all, man. 295 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,757 He's been wiping us out. 296 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,926 Nice, I'll be through in about 30. 297 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,895 Just gonna pick up some breakfast burritos first. 298 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,130 Do you want any? 299 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,598 No no, I don't want any burritos. 300 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,799 Hey, and when you get here, 301 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,401 you better have some fetti too, okay? 302 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,036 'Cause this shit ain't free. 303 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,604 Yeah. 304 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,406 Player's price though, right? 305 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,508 Of course man, you're fam. 306 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,044 Cool, don't trip man, I got you. 307 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,612 I just got paid. 308 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,080 What do you mean paid? 309 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,349 Paid like you got a job? 310 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,484 Yeah man. 311 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,651 He says he has a job. 312 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,153 No. 313 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,755 Yeah man. 314 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,757 It pays hella good. 315 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,259 I only work on weekends. 316 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,527 Okay I'll bite. 317 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,728 Doing what? 318 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,398 Man, I ain't telling you shit. 319 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,966 You always hatin'. 320 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,168 You dress up like a clown 321 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,203 doing kids birthday parties. 322 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,071 No. 323 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,709 You just said you only work on the weekends. 324 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,045 Stop being a pussy, just tell me. 325 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,447 Damn, all right man, shit. 326 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,284 I work at the old folks home. 327 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,352 That's it? 328 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,753 That's it. 329 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:18,189 What'd he say? 330 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,190 You're lying. 331 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,792 Anyways, when you get here, 332 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,527 I'll get it out of you, trust me. 333 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,361 Oscar. 334 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,295 Yes. 335 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,530 You're telling me to hurry, 336 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,265 but you're taking up all my time. 337 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,533 Just hurry up. 338 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,701 Hey you better save me some of that Blueberry. 339 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,170 I got you. 340 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,237 All right. 341 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,238 All right. 342 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,073 Late. 343 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:35,907 Later. 344 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:36,774 Is he coming? 345 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:37,809 He's coming. 346 00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:38,976 Fucking weirdo. 347 00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,246 Give me my towel back. 348 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,751 Go man, do something! 349 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:47,819 Damn dude. 350 00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:48,920 I'm going on break now. 351 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,388 Where you going? 352 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:03,067 ♪ I grew up in that Hayward city ♪ 353 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,368 ♪ Life was shitty ♪ 354 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,704 ♪ Poor welfare, food ♪ stamps, but don't pity ♪ 355 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,139 ♪ North side represent ♪ 356 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,540 ♪ Red shirt, khaki pants ♪ 357 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,675 ♪ I came up in this feet ♪ 358 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,310 ♪ I take it a pinta chance ♪ 359 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,511 ♪ Got a sweet nine mil ♪ 360 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,979 ♪ Fuck, I hate Santa Rita ♪ 361 00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:17,448 ♪ All my felonies bleeded ♪ down to misdemeanor ♪ 362 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,983 ♪ But these pigs wanna hassle ♪ 363 00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,518 ♪ Fuck with my hustle ♪ 364 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,154 ♪ Pull that beater over in ♪ that old school bustle ♪ 365 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,356 ♪ Never got a break got the feds ♪ 366 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:30,061 So, how many years did your twin brother serve? 367 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,263 My twin brother only served three years. 368 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,764 I got 10. 369 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,566 I was a cop. 370 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:38,236 They wanted to make an example. 371 00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:41,239 10 long years. 372 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,276 But I'm almost done. 373 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,378 Been in this pre-release unit for, 374 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,313 I don't know, a week? 375 00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:51,716 Any moment now, I get my life back. 376 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,718 How about you? 377 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:57,221 Those whackas gave me seven bloody years 378 00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,056 in this hell hole. 379 00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:01,459 All I could wish for was the destruction 380 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,095 of Barney Bumble and his ghetto crew. 381 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,397 I won't have my life back until I've destroyed his. 382 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,932 You ain't gotta tell me. 383 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,767 I'd kill every single one of those motherfuckers, 384 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,003 if I'd get my hands on 'em. 385 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,771 I don't know about the Barney fella, 386 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,473 but because of his friends, 387 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,942 I lost my job, got sent to prison, 388 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,478 and all the money me and my brother ever made 389 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,914 was gone just like that. 390 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:24,415 I was smart about that. 391 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,752 I put my assets in my family's name overseas. 392 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,221 I used what I could in here to make friends. 393 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,089 The only friend I had was my brother. 394 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,691 Where's your brother now? 395 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,860 Eh, he moved back east. 396 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,029 East Oakland? 397 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,498 No, East Coast. 398 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,802 Couldn't stand California anymore. 399 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,671 Poor bastard had to toss a few salads 400 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,639 to survive in here, ah. 401 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:53,711 We've all had to do some undesirable things in this place. 402 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,880 So, what about you? 403 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,015 How did a ex-cop survive in here? 404 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,617 Are you kidding me? 405 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,620 They put me in protective custody as soon as I touched down 406 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,522 Lucky Bobby. 407 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,026 Bobby? 408 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,595 I forget how misinformed you Yanks are. 409 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:11,796 Bobby is, 410 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,731 what do you that call in your, hood? 411 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,366 Po Po, Police, yes. 412 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,336 I don't know about that. 413 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,238 I might have been a PC but I had to grow 414 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,006 eyes in the back of my head. 415 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:25,076 seemed like every single inmate had it out for me. 416 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,911 But I've been lucky, I guess. 417 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:30,848 If you want to call it luck being locked up 23 hours 418 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,583 a day in a single cell. 419 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,218 Shit! 420 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,487 So How could your brother feel now 421 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,490 about those white guys that locked him up? 422 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,459 Is he still is livid as you are? 423 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,661 I don't think so. 424 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:44,895 He moved on. 425 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,097 He started a family. 426 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:48,766 I barely hear from him anymore. 427 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,869 Every once in a while he puts money on my books 428 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,271 for my birthday. 429 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,373 I miss him. 430 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:59,644 Well, let me tell you something, Evans. 431 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,680 I'm in the P.C unit as well, awaiting release. 432 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,783 I have a friend outside who was released a few months back. 433 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,685 I set him up. 434 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,755 We have a place to stay and a car. 435 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,824 And first thing I'm doing is the undoing 436 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,560 of the Bumble and his ghetto friend. 437 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:18,029 Will you join me? 438 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,998 Hell fucking yes I'll join you. 439 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,833 Pip pip and all the good stuff. 440 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,935 Chap, chapity chap, chap! 441 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:25,936 Right on. 442 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,489 What are you doing? 443 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,058 Cruisin' cousin. 444 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:48,859 Yeah, but 445 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:51,562 why are you bobbing your head? 446 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,997 There's no music on. 447 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:56,233 The music is in my head, Yadadamean? 448 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,004 That's fucking crazy man. 449 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,139 You don't hear it bro? 450 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,577 This shit slammin'. 451 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,782 I wanna put some real music on 'cause people 452 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,852 are gonna think we're weird, man. 453 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,238 Turtle! 454 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:09,540 Oh shit. 455 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,878 Relax bro, I come in peace. 456 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,179 I'm bearing gifts. 457 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,717 Proceed. 458 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,685 I know I only owe you two bucks but I figured 459 00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:25,923 $50 should cover the interest and we could be good. 460 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,591 Oh, is that what you thought? 461 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,961 Man that's 11 years, that's 50 bucks, take it? 462 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:31,862 Truce? 463 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:38,936 Fuck it. 464 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:39,770 Truce. 465 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:40,704 Yeah, awesome. 466 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:41,972 Can't wait. 467 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,541 I've been wanting to come here so long. 468 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,310 Heard you guys got the fattest stacks and best weed in Cali. 469 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:47,611 That is true. 470 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,015 All right man, what can we do for you? 471 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,550 I don't know, what do you recommend? 472 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:53,818 How much you got? 473 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,287 I got two stacks right now. 474 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,359 Two stacks. 475 00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:05,629 All right, well, we're gonna start him with some Einstein. 476 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:06,764 'cause that shit is lit. 477 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:07,932 True. 478 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:08,866 Then we're gonna move on 479 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,100 to the blueberry adits, nice. 480 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,268 Don't forget about the blueberry. 481 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,170 Why is it called blueberry? 482 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,339 A few years back some brothers buried some bud, 483 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:16,874 next to a blueberry bush. 484 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,342 So now that shit comes up smelling 485 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:19,543 and tasting like blueberry. 486 00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:20,377 So good. 487 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,212 For real? 488 00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:22,146 Yeah. 489 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,114 But but, last but not least, 490 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,816 you gotta get the Bumble broccoli. 491 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,284 That's the shit that put us on the map. 492 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,385 Best weed ever. 493 00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:30,087 I heard of that shit bro, 494 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,489 whatever happened to Bumble, 495 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:32,923 I heard he's a legend around these places. 496 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:36,627 Yeah, he's still our partner but we run the shop. 497 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,996 Well, he's got other things on his plate. 498 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,965 He found a higher calling. 499 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,032 Oh shit. 500 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:43,267 He's a fucking priest? 501 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,202 Well, at least that's what he says he is. 502 00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:48,005 The Bay Area's high society is now working 503 00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:50,708 for a higher authority. 504 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,009 That's legit. 505 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:54,478 Yeah. 506 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,547 You know what, I just thought of something. 507 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,216 Being that it's his first time here. 508 00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:00,885 I think we should hook him up 509 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:03,087 with a free edible, on the house. 510 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:05,856 Go get the weed, I'll get your edible for you buddy. 511 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,625 Thanks, I appreciate it, bruh. 512 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,593 Not a problem. 513 00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:11,395 All right, let's see. 514 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,600 I'ma hook you up man. 515 00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:20,971 That's awesome, appreciate it. 516 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:31,649 Here you go, man. 517 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:32,783 All right man. 518 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:33,717 Hey, don't be smoking this 519 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:34,785 shit all in all one day, okay. 520 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,020 It might get you sick. 521 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,054 Yeah man make sure you choose a variety. 522 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,789 A lot of passion in reason. 523 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,791 For sure, for sure and again, 524 00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:43,060 I really appreciate it and I'm glad were good man. 525 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:45,062 Hey, we're good. 526 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,605 You're a fucking dick dude, I'm serious. 527 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:55,472 Fuck him. 528 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:56,774 He deserves it. 529 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:57,608 Man he came here with a truce man, 530 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:58,442 Why would you do that? 531 00:22:58,444 --> 00:22:59,777 Still, fuck him. 532 00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:01,011 Yeah. 533 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,346 Wait, what's the worse that's gonna happen? 534 00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:03,581 He'll shit a little. 535 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,283 Man how many pills did you put in there? 536 00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:07,117 Six. 537 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:07,952 Six? 538 00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:09,219 Its six. 539 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:12,356 Man, I just took one and now I gotta shit. 540 00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:13,457 No shit? 541 00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:14,491 Pun intended. 542 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:16,160 I'll see you in two hours. 543 00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:16,994 Yeah. 544 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:47,858 Comin' or what? 545 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,393 Nah I'm just gonna chill right here. 546 00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:51,629 Roll up some of this weed. 547 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,265 Get me an egg and a chorizo on a flour though. 548 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,166 Yeah. 549 00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:00,104 Salsa? 550 00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:03,307 Mild, Hot or deadly? 551 00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:04,408 Deadly, cuz. 552 00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:06,710 I want shit to numb my tongue. 553 00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:07,778 I got you. 554 00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:17,888 What it do, boo? 555 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,523 Hey baby. 556 00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:21,759 Just here thinking of you. 557 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,963 Oh yeah, for real? 558 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,198 Yes, I was thinking that 559 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:33,837 maybe we can get to know each other better. 560 00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:36,240 I've been waiting for this. 561 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:37,808 I know you have. 562 00:24:39,412 --> 00:24:42,312 And now I think I'm ready. 563 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,981 Is there right? 564 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:44,815 So tell me something. 565 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,917 What you wearing mommy? 566 00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:49,787 Just a tank top and some shorts. 567 00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:53,323 But I won't be wearing shit by the time you get here. 568 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,391 Wow! 569 00:24:54,393 --> 00:24:55,959 You being real with me? 570 00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:56,794 Yes! 571 00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:58,062 I'm being real. 572 00:24:58,064 --> 00:24:59,997 But don't keep me waiting too long. 573 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,231 Don't trip babe. 574 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:04,334 I'll be there soon as I can. 575 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,703 I heard that 576 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:06,704 Heard what? 577 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:08,072 All that lapping. 578 00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:09,373 You like? 579 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:13,277 She's wet already. 580 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:16,880 Woo! 581 00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:18,282 Rick Flair, boy. 582 00:25:43,509 --> 00:25:45,109 ♪ I'm blazing zips ♪ 583 00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:46,510 ♪ You could find me on curb ♪ 584 00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:48,045 ♪ Getting stoned never home ♪ 585 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,546 ♪ Letin' that Budweiser first ♪ 586 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,647 ♪ Pitch is my blood type ♪ 587 00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:52,216 ♪ I mean the roast in the buds ♪ 588 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:55,719 ♪ Stayin smoked, we keep it ♪ lit up under the county son ♪ 589 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:58,355 ♪ Might hit the six foot or that ♪ eight foot before I'm bong ♪ 590 00:25:58,357 --> 00:25:59,957 ♪ I split up seven chocolate billies ♪ 591 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,558 ♪ Rolling two foot feet long ♪ 592 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,795 ♪ My gone, when I reside up ♪ in that indoor smoke dome ♪ 593 00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:07,631 ♪ Tension on them bones ♪ blowing chronic out my nose ♪ 594 00:26:07,633 --> 00:26:10,267 ♪ Mary jane right that ♪ bitch will blow you away ♪ 595 00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:11,602 ♪ Hook up with Garcia Vega ♪ 596 00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:13,937 ♪ Have you huggin' up on some tanquerey ♪ 597 00:26:13,939 --> 00:26:15,172 ♪ Hey blaze the weed up ♪ 598 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:17,374 Hey bro. 599 00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,143 What the fuck? 600 00:26:19,145 --> 00:26:21,011 Mafa's always get shot. 601 00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:25,415 That windshield is fucked but don't let your day suck. 602 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,484 The squeegee man is here 603 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,524 Man this motherfucker tripping. 604 00:26:33,526 --> 00:26:35,025 Hey bro, get off the car. 605 00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:36,026 What? 606 00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:37,394 Little man? 607 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:39,263 Why you mess with me? 608 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:44,334 All I wanna do is make your windshield clean and shiny 609 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,372 Hey bro, we don't need the windshield clean. 610 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:50,207 This motherfucker's crazy. 611 00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:51,942 Told you we don't need the windshield clean bro. 612 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:04,888 The shit! 613 00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:08,091 Okay, that'll be $3. 614 00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:11,562 I ain't giving you shit. 615 00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:15,666 Okay, how about two bucks. 616 00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:16,567 No shit? 617 00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:20,003 You not gon' pay me? 618 00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:21,638 Fuck no! 619 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,639 Fuck you! 620 00:27:23,609 --> 00:27:25,209 Fuck you bro. 621 00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:26,610 Fuck you back! 622 00:27:26,612 --> 00:27:27,845 Fucking bitch. 623 00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:37,955 what the fuck bro? 624 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,189 Dirty ass old man 625 00:27:42,728 --> 00:27:44,127 What the fuck! 626 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:50,500 Fuck! 627 00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:53,670 I can't see. 628 00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:06,617 El diablo sauce. 629 00:28:06,619 --> 00:28:07,985 I can't breathe. 630 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,587 El diablo sauce! 631 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:17,427 Fucking asshole. 632 00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:22,366 Bro, that was fucking crazy. 633 00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:27,170 Fuck, the fuck was that bums problem anyway? 634 00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:30,807 Cuz, I told him, don't clean the fuckin' windshield. 635 00:28:30,809 --> 00:28:32,843 The motherfucker kept insisting. 636 00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:35,913 Then he asked me for money like it was hella cool. 637 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:39,383 I told him fuck you and you seen the rest. 638 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:41,285 Fuck that sick fuck. 639 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:45,622 Shit, now I'm gonna clean the fucking car. 640 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:53,096 Probably had T.B. or something. 641 00:28:53,098 --> 00:28:55,432 Sick cuddy, fucking sick. 642 00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:59,002 I know, man. 643 00:29:03,375 --> 00:29:05,709 Hey where's my burrito? 644 00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:10,213 Its on the bums face! 645 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,850 And I hope that fucking Diablo 646 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:16,520 sauce really burned his face off. 647 00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:17,921 It looked like it really did. 648 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,289 Shit. 649 00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:27,631 To be real though, I ain't even really hungry no more. 650 00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:32,169 As soon as you said tuberculosis I got grossed the fuck out. 651 00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:33,770 I know man. 652 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:37,040 Name sounds hella crazy that's why I said T.B. 653 00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:41,244 Yeah, besides imma go eat something else. 654 00:29:41,246 --> 00:29:42,612 What? 655 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:45,415 Tanji, that new bitch. 656 00:29:45,417 --> 00:29:47,884 She called me told me to come over. 657 00:29:47,886 --> 00:29:48,852 For real? 658 00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:51,154 Yeah, bro. 659 00:29:52,725 --> 00:29:54,958 It's on the way to Bombalicious. 660 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,295 Just drop me off, I'll get a ride home. 661 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:00,697 All right. 662 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,301 I thought you were done fucking with this girl man. 663 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,836 Didn't you take her out like three times 664 00:30:05,838 --> 00:30:07,971 and you aint got no pussy? 665 00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:10,640 Yeah bro but this time she called me up 666 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,909 talking about she's all hot and bothered 667 00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:16,413 and when I get over she's gonna be naked. 668 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,783 Sure she aint fucking with you, man? 669 00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:23,754 Nah bro, I think she's finally ready to play. 670 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,056 All right. 671 00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:29,693 Where the fuck is that blunt at? 672 00:30:29,695 --> 00:30:33,597 Oh yeah, I dropped it because of that fucking asshole. 673 00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:34,498 Bingo! 674 00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:37,534 Fire it up! 675 00:30:42,608 --> 00:30:44,574 And get high as a kite. 676 00:31:14,239 --> 00:31:16,840 Let me tell you something, Evans. 677 00:31:16,842 --> 00:31:18,408 I'll be ready. 678 00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:21,311 Fuck yeah! 679 00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:23,880 Poppins! 680 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:24,781 Evans! 681 00:31:25,818 --> 00:31:26,750 Yeah. 682 00:31:26,752 --> 00:31:28,185 Where the hell you guys been? 683 00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:28,985 They've been calling your name for 10 minutes. 684 00:31:28,987 --> 00:31:29,786 We were right here. 685 00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:30,587 We can't go anywhere. 686 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:31,288 What is this officer? 687 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:32,289 It's time. 688 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,290 For what? 689 00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:34,291 Hasn't been an hour yet. 690 00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:36,026 Relax were getting out. 691 00:31:36,028 --> 00:31:39,529 Yes, both of you made Release, along with Garcia here. 692 00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:40,997 Now eat the wall, turn around. 693 00:31:40,999 --> 00:31:42,799 I've been waiting for this moment for seven years. 694 00:31:42,801 --> 00:31:44,367 Yeah try 10. 695 00:31:44,369 --> 00:31:46,570 What I've only been here for three. 696 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:47,537 Three? 697 00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:48,505 You're lucky motherfucker. 698 00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:50,607 Y'all Shut the fuck up. 699 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:53,143 You're all lucky motherfuckers 700 00:31:56,949 --> 00:31:58,882 all right, turn around. 701 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:02,619 Ya'll some lucky motherfuckers. 702 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:04,721 Now If you do everything we asked, 703 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:07,891 you can get the hell out of here quickly. 704 00:32:07,893 --> 00:32:11,261 If you give anyone shit, or don't do what we ask, 705 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:15,966 your release can take days, if not even longer. 706 00:32:15,968 --> 00:32:18,034 See when someone's an asshole. 707 00:32:18,036 --> 00:32:20,704 Their papers wind up missing. 708 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:21,838 You got me? 709 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:22,672 Yes, sir. 710 00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:23,507 Absolutely, sir. 711 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:25,308 No problem, sir. 712 00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:28,345 Good, now march forward and stay in line. 713 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:15,158 There, there. 714 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,194 All right, cuz. 715 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,496 Let me know if you need me to pick you up later. 716 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,164 I'll be at Bombalicious. 717 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,232 All right. 718 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:32,742 Hey man, can I use the restroom? 719 00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:35,178 Hey kid, this is an adults' store you can't be here. 720 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:36,846 What type of store is this? 721 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,281 Hey man this is an adults only, you gotta get out 722 00:33:38,283 --> 00:33:39,883 or we gonna get in trouble. 723 00:33:39,885 --> 00:33:41,785 Hey, is that a brownie? 724 00:33:41,787 --> 00:33:44,454 Yeah, but you can't have that brownie man, you gotta go. 725 00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:45,789 No, you gotta go. 726 00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,691 You fools are crazy. 727 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:03,173 Hey, you don't let kids use the bathroom? 728 00:34:03,175 --> 00:34:06,076 Oh, it's that reverse racism, I get it. 729 00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:08,812 No man this is an adult store. 730 00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:15,185 Hey, Duke Junior, go and take a duke by the car. 731 00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:16,553 You got any samples? 732 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:19,856 Yeah, don't tell' em I gave you this. 733 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:23,126 Thank you. 734 00:34:23,128 --> 00:34:24,594 All right, man. 735 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,165 These white people. 736 00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:05,068 This is my good friend. 737 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:05,969 Tommy Boy. 738 00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:09,072 Hey, nice to meet you. 739 00:35:09,074 --> 00:35:10,273 Likewise. 740 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,008 Why do they call you Tommy Boy? 741 00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:14,110 When I was first locked up when I was 18, 742 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,313 the inmates said I looked 12. 743 00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:18,682 First names Tommy, hence Tommy Boy. 744 00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:21,017 Wow, that must have been hard on you. 745 00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:24,487 It was pretty rough, till I learned to defend myself. 746 00:35:24,489 --> 00:35:25,388 How so? 747 00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:28,258 I made shanks out of anything I could find. 748 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:29,492 Dirty razors. 749 00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:31,261 I didn't give a fuck, throwaways. 750 00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:33,396 Cut a few dicks off literally. 751 00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:35,465 They learned after that. 752 00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:38,335 Enough with the formalities, Tommy. 753 00:35:38,337 --> 00:35:40,937 What do you have on Bumble? 754 00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:43,239 Not gonna believe this one, Larry. 755 00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:45,342 Well, let's have it. 756 00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:47,610 Word has it he's in seminary school. 757 00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:49,679 What the hell is seminary school? 758 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:52,716 It's where one goes to become a priest. 759 00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:54,417 You've got to be kidding. 760 00:35:54,419 --> 00:35:57,153 Barney Bumble the priest? 761 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:59,389 Not kidding you, Larry. 762 00:35:59,391 --> 00:36:03,159 Word has he has a dispensary opened up with a couple guys 763 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:07,163 from his crew, the black guy and the big fellow. 764 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,966 And I guess Barney joined the priesthood 765 00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:11,501 and called it his calling. 766 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:14,170 Well, is the shop still open? 767 00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:19,776 Yes, its one of Oakland's most finest. 768 00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:21,244 Well holy shit! 769 00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:23,680 No pun intended. 770 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:24,981 I'm gobsmacked. 771 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,183 Here you go again. 772 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,386 What the hell is gobsmacked? 773 00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:31,788 Its astonished, astounded. 774 00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:34,624 You guys need to speak English. 775 00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:37,494 How far is place you've found us? 776 00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:42,332 It's about 20 minutes from here, you wanna take a look? 777 00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:46,803 No, this establishment, what's it called? 778 00:36:48,140 --> 00:36:52,909 You're gonna love this one, it's called Bombalicious. 779 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:55,445 The fuck is a a Bombalicious? 780 00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:58,848 Bumble and his ghetto crew, I hate them. 781 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,487 Bombalicious, ghetto. 782 00:37:11,797 --> 00:37:13,196 What's up man? 783 00:37:13,198 --> 00:37:15,165 Arnie, what's up man? 784 00:37:16,268 --> 00:37:17,133 Burrito? 785 00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:18,334 Hell no man. 786 00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:20,603 I had my steel cut oatmeal this morning. 787 00:37:20,605 --> 00:37:21,871 Oatmeal? 788 00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:25,141 Yeah, that's why I'm fucking cute. 789 00:37:25,143 --> 00:37:26,543 Anyway where's Jimmy at? 790 00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:29,546 In the shitter, for the past 30 minutes. 791 00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:32,549 He was hella constipated I gave him some ex-lax. 792 00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:34,517 he's finally catching up. 793 00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:37,353 I told that poo to stop smoking so much weed, man, 794 00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:38,822 its gonna clog you up, you know? 795 00:37:38,824 --> 00:37:40,323 That's what that I said too 796 00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:42,392 but when you got all this on display every day in your face 797 00:37:42,394 --> 00:37:43,593 makes it kinda hard. 798 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:44,828 Shit! 799 00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:47,030 You guys got the whole smorgasbord up in here. 800 00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:48,498 Smorgasbord bro. 801 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:49,766 It's cool, You don't have to use big words. 802 00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:50,834 You're good. 803 00:37:52,237 --> 00:37:54,237 It's the Einstein, gives you brain power, you know? 804 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,972 Brainpower. 805 00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:57,240 Whoa, what's up Arnie? 806 00:37:57,242 --> 00:37:59,275 Woo, man, I feel so much better now. 807 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,210 Look who it is. 808 00:38:00,212 --> 00:38:01,211 What's up, bruh? 809 00:38:01,213 --> 00:38:02,412 Hey, man, I told you. 810 00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:05,949 one of these for the occasional constipations 811 00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:07,417 which you needed, correct? 812 00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:09,185 You sound like a damn commercial all the time man. 813 00:38:09,187 --> 00:38:10,487 Stop it. 814 00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:11,354 Burrito? 815 00:38:11,356 --> 00:38:12,822 No, no, no, man. 816 00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:15,658 Oh no it's like already gotta shit again already, so no. 817 00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:19,062 Why are you trying so hard to get rid of that burrito? 818 00:38:19,064 --> 00:38:20,663 Its a long story, bro. 819 00:38:20,665 --> 00:38:22,198 I lost my appetite. 820 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,368 Fucking bum pissed all over my car at the fucking taco shop. 821 00:38:25,370 --> 00:38:26,903 Oh that's nasty, man. 822 00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:28,304 You always get through the weirdest shit. 823 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,539 You do. 824 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:31,674 Yo, speaking of some weird shit, remember 825 00:38:31,676 --> 00:38:33,576 that dude named Turtle? 826 00:38:33,578 --> 00:38:36,679 Oh yeah, Oscars always had been chasing him. 827 00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:39,048 Yeah check it out. 828 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:40,550 He did him wrong. 829 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,785 What d'you do? 830 00:38:42,787 --> 00:38:44,487 Look he came in here earlier okay. 831 00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:45,788 I haven't seen him in forever. 832 00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:47,857 Tryna to shake my hand and make peace. 833 00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:50,727 I didn't want to do it and I thought, 834 00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:52,962 why don't we just make some money off of him? 835 00:38:52,964 --> 00:38:54,531 And then I gave him an edible for free 836 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:55,798 'cause I'm a nice guy. 837 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:59,302 Yeah, and he shoved ex-lax in the edible. 838 00:38:59,304 --> 00:39:00,570 What the... 839 00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:01,404 No! 840 00:39:01,406 --> 00:39:02,906 Yeah, fuck him man. 841 00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:04,541 Remember one time he sprayed us with mace? 842 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:06,075 Yeah. 843 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,011 No man, he came in here and made a truce with you. 844 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,312 You shook his hand. 845 00:39:09,314 --> 00:39:11,915 You took $50, you're going to hell, man. 846 00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:16,352 And then I changed my mind, I said fuck him, whatever. 847 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:17,287 Oh, wow. 848 00:39:17,289 --> 00:39:18,354 Where's the Blueberry? 849 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:19,756 It's right here. 850 00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:21,591 Cool, let me get a Bumble sack 851 00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:23,459 of that, Einstein too. 852 00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:26,996 All right, that's back there so, be back. 853 00:39:26,998 --> 00:39:29,132 You might get a discount, we'll see. 854 00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:30,600 So where's your cousin? 855 00:39:30,602 --> 00:39:31,834 I don't know man. 856 00:39:31,836 --> 00:39:34,203 Probably deep in some pussy by now. 857 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:37,307 That dude is always fucking anybody, anything. 858 00:39:37,309 --> 00:39:38,207 Nasty. 859 00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:43,246 You've been a bad boy. 860 00:39:43,248 --> 00:39:44,314 Yes ma'am. 861 00:39:44,316 --> 00:39:46,449 You liked this? 862 00:39:46,451 --> 00:39:47,350 Yeah. 863 00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,753 Yes, what? 864 00:39:50,755 --> 00:39:52,221 Yes ma'am. 865 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:57,293 You've been a bad, bad boy, 866 00:39:57,829 --> 00:39:58,795 haven't you? 867 00:39:58,797 --> 00:40:00,830 Yes ma'am. 868 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:03,766 You gonna clean this mess you've made, right? 869 00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:05,501 Yes ma'am. 870 00:40:06,605 --> 00:40:09,739 You're gonna clean me up, right? 871 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:10,673 Mm hm. 872 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:12,875 What? 873 00:40:12,877 --> 00:40:13,943 Yes ma'am. 874 00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:17,981 Good boy. 875 00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:19,749 That's a good boy. 876 00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:35,531 Okay mutt. 877 00:40:37,502 --> 00:40:39,936 Get under the covers 878 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,838 and get to work. 879 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,707 I'll let you take the panties off. 880 00:40:50,148 --> 00:40:51,514 What the fuck is that? 881 00:40:51,516 --> 00:40:52,382 What? 882 00:40:55,053 --> 00:40:58,187 This, what the fuck is this? 883 00:40:58,189 --> 00:40:59,155 What? 884 00:40:59,157 --> 00:41:01,591 Not what you were expecting? 885 00:41:01,593 --> 00:41:03,192 Fuck no. 886 00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:06,863 Relax, I was born with both of them 887 00:41:06,865 --> 00:41:09,699 but I identify myself as a woman. 888 00:41:12,537 --> 00:41:14,771 You like these, don't you? 889 00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:17,006 Yeah, 890 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:20,710 Well, now you can have the best of both worlds. 891 00:41:20,712 --> 00:41:24,380 Plus I have a nice, tight bleached asshole. 892 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:28,251 You can pound if you want. 893 00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:31,020 Fuck it 894 00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:35,958 I'll try anything once. 895 00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:38,127 Good boy 896 00:41:39,564 --> 00:41:41,431 ♪ I want you baby ♪ 897 00:41:41,433 --> 00:41:43,032 ♪ You drive me crazy ♪ 898 00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:45,001 ♪ I'll be your lady ♪ 899 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:47,537 ♪ Make me my can bae ♪ 900 00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:52,275 Oh my god! 901 00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:54,377 This is the best chicken soup 902 00:41:54,379 --> 00:41:56,713 I've had my whole fucking life. 903 00:41:56,715 --> 00:41:58,114 Sick cheese my man. 904 00:42:02,387 --> 00:42:03,352 Jeez. 905 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:06,089 Please have the rest of mine. 906 00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:09,192 Don't you touch that. 907 00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:10,893 Well we can share it. 908 00:42:10,895 --> 00:42:12,261 Come on, man. 909 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:14,831 I was 10 years you only seven. 910 00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:18,234 Come on, come on, well share. 911 00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:21,037 I'll even give you the big piece. 912 00:42:23,641 --> 00:42:24,874 Are there any more? 913 00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:25,708 Are there any more? 914 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,009 No? 915 00:42:27,011 --> 00:42:28,044 So, what do you wanna do first? 916 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:29,112 Oh my god! 917 00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:33,216 Did you purchase the laptop like I asked you. 918 00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:34,117 Yes, sir 919 00:42:34,953 --> 00:42:36,419 Go fetch it, young man. 920 00:42:36,421 --> 00:42:37,487 All right. 921 00:42:47,532 --> 00:42:50,933 For the lords sake, use a serviette. 922 00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:52,435 Soviet? 923 00:42:52,437 --> 00:42:54,036 Serviette. 924 00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:55,538 What? 925 00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:58,274 Man I'm gonna have to get used to your ebonics. 926 00:42:58,276 --> 00:42:59,242 Ebonics! 927 00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:00,676 I speak the Queens english! 928 00:43:00,678 --> 00:43:04,046 I speak the Queen of English too, Queens, New York. 929 00:43:07,886 --> 00:43:12,955 The first thing we should do is search for Barney Bumble. 930 00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:15,358 Is Google still in vogue? 931 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,994 Google's still a thing, yeah. 932 00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:26,569 There he is with his stupid umbrella. 933 00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:32,208 Go ahead and click it. 934 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:33,943 I wanna see what he looks like. 935 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:42,819 The shit kids listen to nowadays. 936 00:43:42,821 --> 00:43:44,353 I kinda like it. 937 00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:47,356 ♪ It's that pimp, mack, ♪ hustla from the O ♪ 938 00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:48,324 Wait a minute. 939 00:43:48,326 --> 00:43:50,526 ♪ I ain't fuckin' with blow ♪ 940 00:43:50,528 --> 00:43:52,862 I know that Mexican asshole right there. 941 00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:55,097 ♪ All the bitches love to taste my sack ♪ 942 00:43:55,099 --> 00:43:58,601 And that bitch that got me busted giving me head. 943 00:43:58,603 --> 00:44:00,136 ♪ And a fat-ass Expi on top o' dat ♪ 944 00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,638 Bitch got me fucking sex charges. 945 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,407 You have no idea man. 946 00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:06,209 ♪ It'll take a whole army ♪ to fuck with Barney ♪ 947 00:44:06,211 --> 00:44:07,443 Fucking bitch! 948 00:44:07,445 --> 00:44:09,946 I got sex charges because of her! 949 00:44:09,948 --> 00:44:11,447 Filthy, pure filth. 950 00:44:11,449 --> 00:44:12,982 Enough of this rubbish. 951 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:15,985 What are the particulars on the shop? 952 00:44:17,522 --> 00:44:18,654 What do you mean, like where it's at and shit? 953 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,156 Yes. 954 00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:23,426 Bro, I told you its like few blocks away on 73rd. 955 00:44:23,428 --> 00:44:25,428 What about the telly? 956 00:44:25,430 --> 00:44:26,696 Let me ask Google. 957 00:44:26,698 --> 00:44:28,030 You're gonna call them? 958 00:44:28,032 --> 00:44:29,866 No, Tommy Boy's gonna call them, 959 00:44:29,868 --> 00:44:32,802 they might recognize our voices. 960 00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:35,004 Hey Google, what's number for Bombalicious? 961 00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:39,976 Bombalicious can be contacted at 510-555-6969. 962 00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:41,510 What do you want me to say? 963 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:42,345 Shh! 964 00:44:42,347 --> 00:44:43,946 Let me think. 965 00:44:46,284 --> 00:44:47,450 I'm thinking. 966 00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:57,226 Man that "out too munch" sign is genius bro. 967 00:44:58,062 --> 00:44:59,195 I know man. 968 00:45:00,598 --> 00:45:02,131 Whenever we need take a smoke break 969 00:45:02,133 --> 00:45:04,267 we just put that sign out there. 970 00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:06,402 Let's get to the point. 971 00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:09,372 This new job the old folks home thing, 972 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:10,606 what do you do? 973 00:45:10,608 --> 00:45:12,575 You mean your lazy ass really got a job? 974 00:45:12,577 --> 00:45:13,709 That's what I'm saying? 975 00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:14,543 Yeah. 976 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,745 Wait. 977 00:45:15,747 --> 00:45:18,047 You two bastards think I can't get a job? 978 00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:19,548 It's not that you can't get a job, 979 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:21,150 you keep getting jobs but you just keep 980 00:45:21,152 --> 00:45:22,485 getting fired from all jobs. 981 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:27,023 Man you confusing me with my cousin bro. 982 00:45:27,025 --> 00:45:28,724 Okay, wait a minute, what about that job 983 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:30,359 you had at Rasputins? 984 00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:32,261 Got caught stealing CDs. 985 00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:34,697 I didn't steal shit, I told you guys. 986 00:45:34,699 --> 00:45:37,300 Look the Darkroom Familia guys were over there 987 00:45:37,302 --> 00:45:39,268 signing the autographs and shit. 988 00:45:39,270 --> 00:45:42,071 Dude gave me an autographed CD. 989 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:45,274 Fucking manager guy stole that shit. 990 00:45:45,276 --> 00:45:47,610 What about the time that you somehow got a job 991 00:45:47,612 --> 00:45:50,846 at a daycare and some kid almost died? 992 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:56,319 What fucking kid doesn't like PB&J? 993 00:45:56,321 --> 00:45:57,720 How the fuck would I know the little 994 00:45:57,722 --> 00:46:00,256 bitch had a peanut allergy? 995 00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:03,392 She had a medical bracelet on, man. 996 00:46:04,529 --> 00:46:05,728 Thought it was jewelry. 997 00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:08,197 It was one of those EPI pen thingies. 998 00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:09,498 And then he still couldn't do shit. 999 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,467 Some kid from the class had to save her 1000 00:46:11,469 --> 00:46:12,802 and give her a shot. 1001 00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:16,305 I'm afraid of needles. 1002 00:46:16,307 --> 00:46:17,840 Look, I don't care. 1003 00:46:17,842 --> 00:46:19,375 What do you do there? 1004 00:46:19,377 --> 00:46:20,876 All right. 1005 00:46:20,878 --> 00:46:25,181 I don't want you guys giving me any shit for it either. 1006 00:46:25,183 --> 00:46:28,517 I'm in charge of retrieving and washing 1007 00:46:29,354 --> 00:46:31,253 the soiled beddings. 1008 00:46:31,255 --> 00:46:32,888 That's it. 1009 00:46:34,592 --> 00:46:36,759 So you're saying we don't have to give you shit anymore 1010 00:46:36,761 --> 00:46:38,461 'cause you keep getting it from these seniors. 1011 00:46:41,065 --> 00:46:43,532 But I'm getting 30 bucks an hour for that shit. 1012 00:46:43,534 --> 00:46:45,801 Okay, whatever that you getting from that, 1013 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,036 but let me ask you a question. 1014 00:46:47,038 --> 00:46:50,106 What's the worst shit you've seen of all? 1015 00:46:50,108 --> 00:46:51,273 Do I want to hear this? 1016 00:46:51,275 --> 00:46:52,108 I don't know if I do. 1017 00:46:53,611 --> 00:46:55,011 That's easy. 1018 00:46:55,013 --> 00:46:57,413 Last week, this 90 nine year old lady 1019 00:46:57,415 --> 00:46:59,148 shat herself everywhere. 1020 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:01,517 So they called me to go retrieve her beddings 1021 00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:03,386 and so when I get there, the nurse already pulled 1022 00:47:03,388 --> 00:47:05,154 her to the side and was holding her, 1023 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:06,889 she'd just took off her diaper. 1024 00:47:06,891 --> 00:47:09,125 So all you can see is this dripping, sagging, 1025 00:47:09,127 --> 00:47:12,361 wrinkled, white ass smothered in shit. 1026 00:47:14,298 --> 00:47:18,167 As I was pulling her shit-wet sheets from underneath her, 1027 00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:21,170 the fucking crow goes at it and again. 1028 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:23,706 Look like fucking purple prune juice coming out of there. 1029 00:47:23,708 --> 00:47:25,841 So I panicked and I just bunched up the sheets 1030 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:28,177 to try to shut her asshole, 1031 00:47:29,247 --> 00:47:30,312 but that shit didn't work. 1032 00:47:30,314 --> 00:47:31,580 It just came out 1033 00:47:31,582 --> 00:47:33,983 the side and top of the sheet. 1034 00:47:33,985 --> 00:47:36,085 Please tell me that you had gloves 1035 00:47:37,155 --> 00:47:38,654 The little latex thing? 1036 00:47:38,656 --> 00:47:39,488 Anything? 1037 00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:40,689 Something? 1038 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,992 It goes up to my elbows and that shit. 1039 00:47:44,295 --> 00:47:45,428 Its disgusting dude. 1040 00:47:45,430 --> 00:47:46,662 Fucking nasty. 1041 00:47:46,664 --> 00:47:48,264 Yeah but I got overtime for that. 1042 00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:52,268 Man I don't think that $3000 is worth that. 1043 00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:54,437 Ain't the only time it happened. 1044 00:47:54,439 --> 00:47:56,872 You know somethin' man, you messed me up so bad right now. 1045 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,107 I think I'm constipating again. 1046 00:47:58,109 --> 00:47:59,442 My crap just called up my ass. 1047 00:47:59,444 --> 00:48:00,709 The phone's ringing, c'mon. 1048 00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:03,245 Bombalicious. 1049 00:48:03,247 --> 00:48:04,113 Mind, body and soul. 1050 00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:04,980 Soul! 1051 00:48:06,284 --> 00:48:07,216 Hello. 1052 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:08,317 Hey, how's it going brother? 1053 00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:09,552 My name is Rocky Robbins. 1054 00:48:09,554 --> 00:48:11,654 I'm a reporter from "High Times" Magazine. 1055 00:48:11,656 --> 00:48:13,722 Is the owner available? 1056 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:16,192 Hey man, It's a reporter's from the "High Times" Magazine. 1057 00:48:16,194 --> 00:48:17,026 What? 1058 00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:17,860 I'm one of the owners. 1059 00:48:17,862 --> 00:48:19,395 I'm Jim with two Ms. 1060 00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:22,932 Well, Jimmy, I want to do an exclusive on the shop. 1061 00:48:22,934 --> 00:48:26,102 If the editor likes what he sees, maybe even a cover story. 1062 00:48:26,104 --> 00:48:29,605 I understand you're very popular in the Bay Area. 1063 00:48:29,607 --> 00:48:31,974 Oh, that's right, we Oaktown's finest. 1064 00:48:31,976 --> 00:48:33,209 Its what I hear. 1065 00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:34,743 Would it be possible to do an interview 1066 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:38,147 with your partners sometime tomorrow? 1067 00:48:38,149 --> 00:48:39,615 Yeah, 1068 00:48:39,617 --> 00:48:42,852 they wanna interview me and my partners. 1069 00:48:42,854 --> 00:48:44,186 Yeah, but it's just us though. 1070 00:48:44,188 --> 00:48:46,122 Barney is not even here. 1071 00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:48,757 Hey, look well, tomorrow's fine, but just it's gonna be 1072 00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,426 you know, it's only me and Oscar. 1073 00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:52,128 Barney is not here. 1074 00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:54,630 Oh, is that Mr. Bumble? 1075 00:48:54,632 --> 00:48:55,865 Yeah, yeah. 1076 00:48:55,867 --> 00:48:56,999 He's at a seminary school somewhere 1077 00:48:57,001 --> 00:48:58,601 in Sacramento, you know. 1078 00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:00,536 I understand. 1079 00:49:00,538 --> 00:49:02,938 And that will be fine if it's just two. 1080 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,541 I'm sure you can fill me in and about Mr. Bumble. 1081 00:49:05,543 --> 00:49:06,909 Oh yeah. 1082 00:49:06,911 --> 00:49:09,678 Oh, I'd like to take some pictures as well. 1083 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:11,413 That'd be fine. 1084 00:49:11,415 --> 00:49:14,116 Okay, sir try for 12. 1085 00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:15,317 I'll phone you when I get in, 1086 00:49:15,319 --> 00:49:16,819 if that's all right, yeah? 1087 00:49:16,821 --> 00:49:17,653 Yeah man. 1088 00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:18,487 That's good. 1089 00:49:18,489 --> 00:49:19,355 That's good. 1090 00:49:19,357 --> 00:49:20,389 Thank you. 1091 00:49:20,391 --> 00:49:21,891 Oh, no sir. 1092 00:49:21,893 --> 00:49:23,259 Thank you. 1093 00:49:23,261 --> 00:49:24,860 Huh? 1094 00:49:26,097 --> 00:49:27,830 How did I do? 1095 00:49:27,832 --> 00:49:30,799 Brilliant my man, brilliant. 1096 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:32,301 Oh I have a plan. 1097 00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:34,336 But first we must drive to Sacramento to make sure 1098 00:49:34,338 --> 00:49:38,240 our green umbrella fella is becoming a priest. 1099 00:49:43,948 --> 00:49:45,814 Hey, welcome to Bombalicious. 1100 00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:47,183 Come on in, man. 1101 00:49:47,185 --> 00:49:48,384 What can I get for you? 1102 00:49:48,386 --> 00:49:50,119 What's up brother? 1103 00:49:52,557 --> 00:49:54,790 Don't ask me I can't sign? 1104 00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,326 Oh shit. 1105 00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:59,028 Don't worry guys, I got this guys. 1106 00:49:59,030 --> 00:50:01,497 I knew a mute in high school. 1107 00:50:06,871 --> 00:50:09,171 Sorry, we're out of weed. 1108 00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:12,341 How can I help you bro? 1109 00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:15,344 Thank you, brother. 1110 00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:16,979 Glad you know sign. 1111 00:50:18,382 --> 00:50:20,950 I want bumble sack of cookies. 1112 00:50:27,158 --> 00:50:30,226 He wants a bumble sack of cookies. 1113 00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:32,595 What are you waiting for? 1114 00:50:32,597 --> 00:50:33,429 Get him some weed man. 1115 00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:35,798 Okay, okay. 1116 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,701 Hey, tell him it's on the house 1117 00:50:38,703 --> 00:50:41,537 and that were sorry for the wait. 1118 00:50:42,807 --> 00:50:46,175 It's on the house, sorry for the wait. 1119 00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:50,179 Thank you. 1120 00:51:05,029 --> 00:51:06,562 What the fuck did I just watch? 1121 00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:07,997 Why are you talking like that? 1122 00:51:07,999 --> 00:51:10,266 Hey man, what's up with you with that guy? 1123 00:51:10,268 --> 00:51:11,367 What did I do? 1124 00:51:11,369 --> 00:51:12,801 I just signed with the guy. 1125 00:51:12,803 --> 00:51:14,803 No man, you was sounding like Marlee Matlin. 1126 00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:17,039 I don't know and who the fuck is Marlee Matlin? 1127 00:51:17,041 --> 00:51:19,942 It's the deaf actress who signs and talks like that. 1128 00:51:19,944 --> 00:51:21,443 What the fuck are you talking about? 1129 00:51:21,445 --> 00:51:23,145 That's how all the mutes talk. 1130 00:51:23,147 --> 00:51:25,681 It's not mute asshole, it's deaf. 1131 00:51:25,683 --> 00:51:26,582 All right deaf. 1132 00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:27,816 What the fuck dude. 1133 00:51:27,818 --> 00:51:30,252 I helped you guys out and you guys talk shit? 1134 00:51:30,254 --> 00:51:32,488 It took everything I had not to crack up before that guy. 1135 00:51:33,858 --> 00:51:35,391 Yeah, me too man. 1136 00:51:35,393 --> 00:51:36,392 Yeah man it sound like you were 1137 00:51:36,394 --> 00:51:38,460 making fun of that guy. 1138 00:51:38,462 --> 00:51:41,163 Well, I can't help it. 1139 00:51:41,165 --> 00:51:43,799 I met some guy in high school and I can't help 1140 00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:46,602 it if I talk like that when I sign language. 1141 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:49,271 That's how I talk, when I sign. 1142 00:51:54,011 --> 00:51:55,644 You're a dick. 1143 00:51:57,748 --> 00:51:59,615 That's some fucking shit. 1144 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:02,651 Yeah, it's some real fucked up shit. 1145 00:52:02,653 --> 00:52:05,487 You're such a dip shit bro. 1146 00:52:05,489 --> 00:52:07,389 Get your ass off me. 1147 00:52:10,895 --> 00:52:12,361 Hey guys, about one block away. 1148 00:52:12,363 --> 00:52:14,563 I told you we'd be here before six. 1149 00:52:14,565 --> 00:52:17,566 This baby's accurate to the minute and miles. 1150 00:52:17,568 --> 00:52:20,269 Technology today is absolutely amazing. 1151 00:52:20,271 --> 00:52:24,506 We didn't even have the I-cellphone when I got locked up. 1152 00:52:24,508 --> 00:52:27,743 It's iPhone bro, just iPhone. 1153 00:52:27,745 --> 00:52:29,211 Whatever, dude. 1154 00:52:36,053 --> 00:52:37,219 There it is guys. 1155 00:52:37,221 --> 00:52:38,887 All Saints Seminar. 1156 00:52:43,461 --> 00:52:44,793 How are you gonna find him, Larry? 1157 00:52:44,795 --> 00:52:46,962 Are you just gonna walk in and ask? 1158 00:52:46,964 --> 00:52:48,397 No, Evans. 1159 00:52:48,399 --> 00:52:51,367 I had Tommy Boy here call while he was scrubbing your ass 1160 00:52:51,369 --> 00:52:53,001 and inquire about Bumble. 1161 00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:56,372 Yeah, apparently he's going in some 1162 00:52:56,374 --> 00:52:59,641 Narcotics Anonymous class every weeknight at six. 1163 00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:02,077 Poor bastard's having trouble kicking the weed. 1164 00:53:02,079 --> 00:53:03,579 Yet he still owns a pot shop. 1165 00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:04,947 the irony. 1166 00:53:04,949 --> 00:53:07,182 Yeah, well business is business. 1167 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:08,817 That is correct. 1168 00:53:08,819 --> 00:53:11,120 So if Tommy got the word from the street, 1169 00:53:11,122 --> 00:53:14,289 his own partners tell you, why do you still insist 1170 00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:16,892 on seeing this prick as a priest? 1171 00:53:16,894 --> 00:53:19,395 I have to see things with my own eyes. 1172 00:53:19,397 --> 00:53:21,597 Even though I despise Bubble and his crew. 1173 00:53:21,599 --> 00:53:23,966 I must respect the man's higher calling. 1174 00:53:23,968 --> 00:53:25,834 With all the sinning I've done in my life, 1175 00:53:25,836 --> 00:53:28,270 I hope the Lord has a small place for me through 1176 00:53:28,272 --> 00:53:30,172 those pearly gates and I can't ruin that 1177 00:53:30,174 --> 00:53:32,141 by killing a man of God. 1178 00:53:32,143 --> 00:53:33,675 Damn bro. 1179 00:53:33,677 --> 00:53:35,210 That's some deep shit! 1180 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,913 Maybe you wanna turn over a new leaf? 1181 00:53:37,915 --> 00:53:39,648 Don't get it, what do they say, 1182 00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:41,283 twisted, Tommy Boy. 1183 00:53:42,119 --> 00:53:44,186 I may not hurt him physically. 1184 00:53:44,188 --> 00:53:46,255 But if I can hurt him financially, 1185 00:53:46,257 --> 00:53:49,658 then I'll have it all, will have it all. 1186 00:53:50,428 --> 00:53:52,728 Well its 10 to six. 1187 00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:55,030 Look there's someone now. 1188 00:53:57,868 --> 00:54:00,035 No, it can't be, is it? 1189 00:54:04,275 --> 00:54:07,409 If hadn't seen it with my own peepers. 1190 00:54:09,380 --> 00:54:11,580 Well, we still have his asshole friends. 1191 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:13,282 That's where I wanna get back at. 1192 00:54:13,284 --> 00:54:17,586 Yeah, I'm afraid Bumble gets a pass for now. 1193 00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:20,989 But those friends, those wankers do not. 1194 00:54:26,163 --> 00:54:27,729 I know what that face means, 1195 00:54:27,731 --> 00:54:29,731 you have a plan right? 1196 00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:30,966 If you want to hurt someone, 1197 00:54:30,968 --> 00:54:33,335 you hurt them where it hurts the hardest. 1198 00:54:33,337 --> 00:54:34,703 And where does it hurt the hardest? 1199 00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:35,971 In their wallet. 1200 00:54:35,973 --> 00:54:39,208 So tomorrow we shall have our payback! 1201 00:54:40,211 --> 00:54:42,177 What do you wanna do now? 1202 00:54:42,179 --> 00:54:44,279 We need some supplies. 1203 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,747 What kind of supplies? 1204 00:54:45,749 --> 00:54:48,250 Surplus, tactical, costume. 1205 00:54:49,487 --> 00:54:50,919 Do you know any? 1206 00:54:50,921 --> 00:54:52,454 I know of one. 1207 00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:54,723 There's one in Marina, one in Berkeley or some shit, 1208 00:54:54,725 --> 00:54:56,191 Party Haven? 1209 00:54:56,193 --> 00:54:57,426 Excellent. 1210 00:54:57,428 --> 00:54:58,560 Off you go, my good man. 1211 00:54:58,562 --> 00:54:59,862 Now, listen up. 1212 00:55:12,109 --> 00:55:14,743 Hey bro, hang this up for us. 1213 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:17,880 Its barely six o'clock, you guys closing already? 1214 00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:20,449 Yeah, we always close this time man. 1215 00:55:20,451 --> 00:55:21,817 Why? 1216 00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:24,386 Because the freaks definitely do come out at night. 1217 00:55:24,388 --> 00:55:25,587 Yeah man, all them types 1218 00:55:25,589 --> 00:55:27,322 and bad apples they come on at night 1219 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:30,058 man so we closed right at sunset. 1220 00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:32,160 You guys don't lose business that way? 1221 00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:33,662 I don't think so. 1222 00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,564 We open up shop at seven a.m. for the wake and bake crowd 1223 00:55:35,566 --> 00:55:37,799 and by four o'clock everyone already has their weed 1224 00:55:37,801 --> 00:55:41,904 because they wanna smoke on 4:20, yada? 1225 00:55:41,906 --> 00:55:43,338 Makes sense. 1226 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,340 Besides man, most robberies happen at night 1227 00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:47,876 and I sure in the hell don't wanna get robbed 1228 00:55:47,878 --> 00:55:50,712 by no ratchet ass Oaktown niggas at night. 1229 00:55:50,714 --> 00:55:52,247 True. 1230 00:55:52,249 --> 00:55:53,682 Are you coming with us or what? 1231 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:56,552 No, man that was Mario. 1232 00:55:56,554 --> 00:55:57,953 He needs a ride. 1233 00:55:59,423 --> 00:56:01,156 Are you tellin' me that nigga still aint got no car 1234 00:56:01,158 --> 00:56:02,758 or nothing like that? 1235 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:03,725 Nah bro. 1236 00:56:03,727 --> 00:56:06,028 He barely makes rent as it is. 1237 00:56:06,030 --> 00:56:08,130 so he don't have any kind of job at all. 1238 00:56:08,132 --> 00:56:09,331 Nah bro. 1239 00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:11,233 Not after that a crop dusting thing. 1240 00:56:11,235 --> 00:56:12,868 He says his job is pimping hoes 1241 00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:14,670 and using bitches like ATM. 1242 00:56:14,672 --> 00:56:16,405 Man, he don't want him getting the clap or the herps 1243 00:56:16,407 --> 00:56:17,673 or something like that. 1244 00:56:17,675 --> 00:56:19,341 He got the clamps last year 1245 00:56:19,343 --> 00:56:20,809 after fucking with some bitch. 1246 00:56:20,811 --> 00:56:23,946 And then check this out after using all the antibiotics, 1247 00:56:23,948 --> 00:56:26,448 you know, to cure his little thing, 1248 00:56:26,450 --> 00:56:29,184 he went right back to this bitch because she worked 1249 00:56:29,186 --> 00:56:31,620 at Krispy Kreme's and always bought him donuts. 1250 00:56:31,622 --> 00:56:32,688 Dude, that's fucking disgusting. 1251 00:56:32,690 --> 00:56:35,090 What the fuck are the clams? 1252 00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:37,893 Chlamydia, bro. 1253 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:40,562 He had, green goo dripping out of his pee pee. 1254 00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:41,697 Okay, that's enough. 1255 00:56:41,699 --> 00:56:42,898 I've had enough. 1256 00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:44,232 You've been say some nasty shit all day, bro. 1257 00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:45,200 A lot of nasty shit bro. 1258 00:56:45,202 --> 00:56:46,835 Just hang the sign and leave. 1259 00:56:46,837 --> 00:56:48,337 Yeah, really gone bro. 1260 00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:50,973 Hey, just hang the sign and go. 1261 00:56:50,975 --> 00:56:52,140 Yeah, got go. 1262 00:56:52,142 --> 00:56:53,175 All right, guys. 1263 00:56:53,177 --> 00:56:54,676 Catch up with you guys later. 1264 00:56:54,678 --> 00:56:55,544 All right. 1265 00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:57,479 That's your friend. 1266 00:56:57,481 --> 00:56:58,880 No man, that's your friend man. 1267 00:56:58,882 --> 00:56:59,681 Its your fucking friend, you're the one who 1268 00:56:59,683 --> 00:57:00,616 introduced me to him 1269 00:57:00,618 --> 00:57:01,550 When? 1270 00:57:01,552 --> 00:57:03,051 You slept with his sister. 1271 00:57:03,053 --> 00:57:05,520 I didn't know him then, you slept with his Mom. 1272 00:57:05,522 --> 00:57:06,622 Yeah then I gotta be his friend. 1273 00:57:06,624 --> 00:57:08,090 You gotta be as fuck. 1274 00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:09,858 Look you have to be his friend or I can't be yours. 1275 00:57:09,860 --> 00:57:11,393 That's true, fuck! 1276 00:57:24,642 --> 00:57:26,475 Did I wear you out? 1277 00:57:29,246 --> 00:57:30,779 I think you broke my dick. 1278 00:57:32,483 --> 00:57:33,715 Is that all? 1279 00:57:35,352 --> 00:57:36,385 My back too. 1280 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:43,859 Damn. 1281 00:57:44,828 --> 00:57:45,661 Can you get that for me? 1282 00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:48,664 It's on your side. 1283 00:57:51,402 --> 00:57:52,300 Okay, 1284 00:57:53,203 --> 00:57:54,603 one, two, three. 1285 00:58:01,712 --> 00:58:03,378 Stop it. 1286 00:58:03,380 --> 00:58:06,448 Mario, I've seen all of you today. 1287 00:58:07,351 --> 00:58:08,750 Inside, outside, 1288 00:58:12,589 --> 00:58:13,555 everywhere. 1289 00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:15,791 Shh! 1290 00:58:15,793 --> 00:58:17,025 Its my cousin. 1291 00:58:18,929 --> 00:58:20,629 Whats up cuz? 1292 00:58:20,631 --> 00:58:23,098 What up boy, you ready? 1293 00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:25,500 Yeah cuddy. 1294 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,736 Let me just put my shirt on real quick. 1295 00:58:27,738 --> 00:58:30,005 All right, man but hurry up. 1296 00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:32,541 I wanna get home before "The Bachelor" starts. 1297 00:58:32,543 --> 00:58:34,509 It's the season finale. 1298 00:58:35,546 --> 00:58:38,180 Just give me like, five minutes. 1299 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,583 Damn boy, you're all right? 1300 00:58:41,585 --> 00:58:43,952 Sound beat up or something. 1301 00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:46,955 Yeah, cuddy, I'll be right out. 1302 00:58:46,957 --> 00:58:47,856 Okay. 1303 00:58:53,630 --> 00:58:56,198 shit. 1304 00:58:58,135 --> 00:58:59,501 ♪ Bitches be faulty ♪ 1305 00:58:59,503 --> 00:59:02,471 ♪ Vato Wine habanero hoe is a hoe ♪ 1306 00:59:02,473 --> 00:59:04,239 ♪ So about to be marking it ♪ 1307 00:59:04,241 --> 00:59:05,841 ♪ Smackin' it stacking it ♪ 1308 00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:07,275 ♪ Making that paper ♪ 1309 00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:08,977 ♪ Ain't no captain save her ♪ 1310 00:59:08,979 --> 00:59:10,679 ♪ If she love me imma take her ♪ 1311 00:59:10,681 --> 00:59:12,247 ♪ Back to the Dali ♪ 1312 00:59:12,249 --> 00:59:13,682 ♪ Like I'm young like R-Kelly ♪ 1313 00:59:13,684 --> 00:59:15,350 ♪ Ya'll prophylactic ♪ 1314 00:59:15,352 --> 00:59:17,085 ♪ Then nut on her belly ♪ 1315 00:59:17,087 --> 00:59:18,620 ♪ No baby mama ♪ 1316 00:59:18,622 --> 00:59:20,122 ♪ Don't need a drama ♪ 1317 00:59:20,124 --> 00:59:24,760 ♪ Michelle's got a fat ass I envy Obama ♪ 1318 00:59:24,762 --> 00:59:27,262 Jeez, you weren't kidding. 1319 00:59:27,264 --> 00:59:28,730 It's that bad. 1320 00:59:28,732 --> 00:59:30,398 Yes, I need help. 1321 00:59:34,304 --> 00:59:35,737 Where's my chones? 1322 00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:38,540 I don't know, I don't see them. 1323 00:59:38,542 --> 00:59:40,842 Maybe you're lying on them. 1324 00:59:44,014 --> 00:59:45,847 Nah they're not right there. 1325 00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:49,017 Oh shit! 1326 00:59:49,019 --> 00:59:51,019 I think they're up my feet. 1327 00:59:51,021 --> 00:59:52,387 And? 1328 00:59:52,389 --> 00:59:53,522 Babe! 1329 00:59:53,524 --> 00:59:55,390 Don't do me like that. 1330 00:59:55,392 --> 00:59:56,391 Get them for me? 1331 00:59:56,393 --> 00:59:57,626 You gotta be kidding me. 1332 00:59:57,628 --> 00:59:59,795 You're acting like an old man. 1333 01:00:01,131 --> 01:00:03,932 I feel like an old man. 1334 01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:06,735 And hurry up. 1335 01:00:06,737 --> 01:00:08,270 "The Bachelor" is coming on and I don't wanna 1336 01:00:08,272 --> 01:00:09,838 miss the last one. 1337 01:00:12,276 --> 01:00:16,077 Being a bachelor isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1338 01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:34,029 Back to my self. 1339 01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:36,565 I'm back. 1340 01:00:39,403 --> 01:00:41,837 What a bloody, long day! 1341 01:00:41,839 --> 01:00:43,271 Tell me about it. 1342 01:00:43,273 --> 01:00:44,906 This morning we were eating grits and runny eggs 1343 01:00:44,908 --> 01:00:47,242 with assholes in orange jumpsuits. 1344 01:00:47,244 --> 01:00:49,744 And now we're planning a robbery? 1345 01:00:49,746 --> 01:00:52,948 It's funny how life works, isn't it? 1346 01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:55,550 Please tell me we're not gonna end up back in orange. 1347 01:00:55,552 --> 01:00:58,153 Got a point, you sure about this, Larry? 1348 01:00:58,155 --> 01:01:01,890 I'm willing to bet my freedom on it's a brilliant plan. 1349 01:01:01,892 --> 01:01:04,426 First we pull up in the sedan, 1350 01:01:05,696 --> 01:01:07,596 lights flashing. 1351 01:01:07,598 --> 01:01:11,132 Three federal agents step out, one, two, three, 1352 01:01:11,134 --> 01:01:13,368 fully covered in FBI gear. 1353 01:01:14,938 --> 01:01:17,539 We hank up those bastards to the floor. 1354 01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:18,740 When they're unable to move, 1355 01:01:18,742 --> 01:01:21,376 we'll rob them of every ounce of Mary Jane. 1356 01:01:21,378 --> 01:01:24,246 Disappear without an issue, and vanish without a trace. 1357 01:01:24,248 --> 01:01:26,248 And we'll have enough merchandise to start 1358 01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:27,315 our own operation. 1359 01:01:27,317 --> 01:01:29,618 All on those wankers' dime. 1360 01:01:30,754 --> 01:01:31,987 But weed's legal in California now, 1361 01:01:31,989 --> 01:01:33,822 why would they think it's a real raid? 1362 01:01:33,824 --> 01:01:36,391 That's true its legal in California, 1363 01:01:36,393 --> 01:01:38,860 but according to the federal government, it's illegal. 1364 01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:41,029 They serve federal seizures all the time, 1365 01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:45,533 for tax issues or the selling of illegal narcotics. 1366 01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:47,335 That's why it's a federal seizure. 1367 01:01:47,337 --> 01:01:51,506 With the FBI serving it, it makes it legit, right? 1368 01:01:51,508 --> 01:01:53,041 You're right. 1369 01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:55,143 But how much stuff do you think we can leave with? 1370 01:01:55,145 --> 01:01:56,444 All of it? 1371 01:01:56,446 --> 01:01:58,580 They must have over 80 to $100,000 worth 1372 01:01:58,582 --> 01:02:00,882 of sweet Mary Jane. 1373 01:02:00,884 --> 01:02:02,717 Yeah, I could believe that. 1374 01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:05,220 It's reasonable, maybe even more. 1375 01:02:05,222 --> 01:02:07,489 I heard all they have is quality shit. 1376 01:02:07,491 --> 01:02:09,157 I like the sound of that. 1377 01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:11,159 I also like the tactical gear. 1378 01:02:11,161 --> 01:02:12,794 Right in our faces. 1379 01:02:12,796 --> 01:02:14,262 Good plan. 1380 01:02:14,264 --> 01:02:15,730 It's fool proof. 1381 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:17,165 I hope you're right, brother. 1382 01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,967 I hope you're right. 1383 01:02:20,504 --> 01:02:23,138 Hold on, don't look at these. 1384 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:34,482 Poppins, you are without a doubt a pure genius. 1385 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:39,254 You're gonna have to work on your American accent. 1386 01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:41,456 Oh, you don't have to worry about that, buddy. 1387 01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:46,027 I watched enough American television to get that done. 1388 01:02:46,029 --> 01:02:47,562 Freeze motherfucker! 1389 01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:49,698 Excellent. 1390 01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:52,267 Legit man, straight legit. 1391 01:02:53,670 --> 01:02:55,337 Love it, love it. 1392 01:03:20,230 --> 01:03:21,863 About time. 1393 01:03:21,865 --> 01:03:22,697 20 minutes. 1394 01:03:22,699 --> 01:03:24,599 What happened to five? 1395 01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,304 I'm sorry, cuz. 1396 01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:33,208 Don't serve with that fucking shotgun cuddy. 1397 01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:35,877 Shit, It got dark, this is Oakland. 1398 01:03:35,879 --> 01:03:38,279 Bro you know I'm on probation. 1399 01:03:38,281 --> 01:03:39,581 Put that chopper on the trunk before 1400 01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:42,517 we get pulled over or somethin'. 1401 01:03:42,519 --> 01:03:44,252 All right but when I get back 1402 01:03:44,254 --> 01:03:48,123 you gonna tell me what happened, all right? 1403 01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:49,691 Go bro, just go. 1404 01:03:53,497 --> 01:03:55,497 I aint going nowhere until you tell me what happened. 1405 01:03:55,499 --> 01:03:57,232 Fuck "The Bachelor". 1406 01:04:19,423 --> 01:04:21,589 So what happened? 1407 01:04:21,591 --> 01:04:23,992 Look bro, I'm sorry it took so long okay? 1408 01:04:23,994 --> 01:04:26,461 Nah man, that's not what I mean bro. 1409 01:04:26,463 --> 01:04:29,364 What happened with the chick, bro? 1410 01:04:30,133 --> 01:04:31,599 She aint like you 1411 01:04:32,803 --> 01:04:35,637 You look like you were in the battle royal boy. 1412 01:04:35,639 --> 01:04:37,105 I feel like I was too, cuddy. 1413 01:04:37,107 --> 01:04:38,006 For real. 1414 01:04:38,942 --> 01:04:41,176 The fuck, what happened? 1415 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,213 Did you hit it or not? 1416 01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:46,714 Did you? 1417 01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:47,615 Yeah. 1418 01:04:49,653 --> 01:04:50,919 Was it good? 1419 01:04:52,956 --> 01:04:53,855 Everything you expected? 1420 01:04:53,857 --> 01:04:55,323 Was it bomb bro? 1421 01:04:55,325 --> 01:04:56,591 Tell me the truth. 1422 01:04:56,593 --> 01:04:59,661 I don't know, I haven't decided yet. 1423 01:04:59,663 --> 01:05:02,397 What the fuck does that mean? 1424 01:05:02,399 --> 01:05:05,166 The girl clearly worked you out. 1425 01:05:06,103 --> 01:05:07,335 Its complicated. 1426 01:05:07,337 --> 01:05:08,970 Complicated? 1427 01:05:08,972 --> 01:05:11,739 Bro, this morning you were all excited. 1428 01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:14,175 You were finally going to get some pussy. 1429 01:05:14,177 --> 01:05:15,410 What happened? 1430 01:05:16,980 --> 01:05:21,683 I've never seen anybody so upset they got laid. 1431 01:05:25,322 --> 01:05:27,722 She had a dick or somethin'? 1432 01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:32,660 She had a dick? 1433 01:05:33,497 --> 01:05:34,429 Just go bro. 1434 01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:36,297 "The Bachelor" is on, fuck. 1435 01:05:36,299 --> 01:05:37,432 All right dude. 1436 01:05:39,669 --> 01:05:40,969 She had a dick. 1437 01:05:42,672 --> 01:05:43,505 Yeah. 1438 01:05:51,381 --> 01:05:52,947 Lets go. 1439 01:05:57,053 --> 01:05:58,019 We're late. 1440 01:06:01,224 --> 01:06:02,123 Come on! 1441 01:06:07,497 --> 01:06:08,363 What are you doing? 1442 01:06:08,365 --> 01:06:10,431 Give me a minute, bro. 1443 01:06:12,903 --> 01:06:14,502 What were you doing in there, man? 1444 01:06:14,504 --> 01:06:16,838 Man, I told you man, I had to take a shit man. 1445 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,339 But then I came outside. 1446 01:06:18,341 --> 01:06:19,574 I'm ready to go I had and go back in and do it again. 1447 01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:20,742 You shat twice? 1448 01:06:20,744 --> 01:06:21,676 Yeah man. 1449 01:06:21,678 --> 01:06:23,645 Man, whatever you gave me man. 1450 01:06:23,647 --> 01:06:26,014 Oh my gosh, it was great man. 1451 01:06:26,016 --> 01:06:28,816 I mean I feel all happy and empty inside man. 1452 01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:30,018 It's a trip right? 1453 01:06:30,020 --> 01:06:31,619 How good shit could just make your whole day? 1454 01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:32,854 Yeah, man. 1455 01:06:32,856 --> 01:06:35,690 But hey, you wanna get some donuts? 1456 01:06:35,692 --> 01:06:38,426 No man, that that shit's bad for you and we don't got time. 1457 01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:39,627 No, come on, man. 1458 01:06:39,629 --> 01:06:40,795 Why we aint got time, what's wrong? 1459 01:06:40,797 --> 01:06:42,330 Look, we're already late. 1460 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:44,265 And remember we gotta get ready for that interview. 1461 01:06:44,267 --> 01:06:46,467 Oh, yeah, but can we just stop and get somethin' to eat? 1462 01:06:46,469 --> 01:06:47,335 Like some donuts or something? 1463 01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:48,536 That was bad for you. 1464 01:06:48,538 --> 01:06:51,239 Look, you see this protein bar, eat that. 1465 01:06:51,241 --> 01:06:52,440 No bro, what about some apple fritters 1466 01:06:52,442 --> 01:06:53,675 or something like that man? 1467 01:06:53,677 --> 01:06:55,443 No man, Listen, that protein bar 1468 01:06:55,445 --> 01:06:57,011 is gonna keep you full until lunch 1469 01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:58,346 and give you all the protein you need. 1470 01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:00,548 That's what you want in your body right now. 1471 01:07:00,550 --> 01:07:02,450 No man, this shit taste like cardboard man. 1472 01:07:02,452 --> 01:07:03,451 It tastes good. 1473 01:07:03,453 --> 01:07:04,953 Just eat it and you'll be fine. 1474 01:07:04,955 --> 01:07:06,621 Why you want always sound like a fucking commercial 1475 01:07:06,623 --> 01:07:08,323 when you telling me something, man? 1476 01:07:08,325 --> 01:07:09,691 Is it all you do, to watch commercials? 1477 01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:11,059 I know what I'm talking about? 1478 01:07:11,061 --> 01:07:11,960 Damn. 1479 01:07:15,098 --> 01:07:16,297 And it gets to us. 1480 01:07:16,299 --> 01:07:18,566 It's right up here. 1481 01:07:18,568 --> 01:07:19,867 Apple fritters. 1482 01:07:39,089 --> 01:07:41,889 Where the fuck is this asshole? 1483 01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:46,361 What? 1484 01:07:49,032 --> 01:07:50,498 What the fuck is he doing? 1485 01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:51,766 Man that's Turtle. 1486 01:07:51,768 --> 01:07:54,302 You know what you did to him right? 1487 01:07:56,373 --> 01:07:57,672 Man, what the fuck is he doing here? 1488 01:07:57,674 --> 01:07:58,940 Hey, I don't know, but if I were you 1489 01:07:58,942 --> 01:08:01,976 I wouldn't get out of no fucking car. 1490 01:08:02,846 --> 01:08:05,280 What's up? 1491 01:08:05,282 --> 01:08:06,447 What's up man? 1492 01:08:07,350 --> 01:08:08,816 Oh my god! 1493 01:08:08,818 --> 01:08:10,051 Dude! 1494 01:08:10,053 --> 01:08:11,853 The fuck are you doing, man? 1495 01:08:11,855 --> 01:08:13,821 That shit's three, four and five motherfucker. 1496 01:08:13,823 --> 01:08:14,722 Get out the car li'l bitch. 1497 01:08:15,959 --> 01:08:16,791 Don't get the fuck out the car. 1498 01:08:16,793 --> 01:08:17,792 I'm telling you man. 1499 01:08:17,794 --> 01:08:19,661 Fuck is your problem, Turtle? 1500 01:08:19,663 --> 01:08:22,563 This is shit six, seven and eight motherfucker. 1501 01:08:22,565 --> 01:08:24,098 Oh shit. 1502 01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:25,433 That's for the ex-lax brownie, shitface. 1503 01:08:27,637 --> 01:08:28,703 Not a fucking word. 1504 01:08:28,705 --> 01:08:29,570 Don't say shit. 1505 01:08:29,572 --> 01:08:31,072 No man, I'm not. 1506 01:08:31,074 --> 01:08:32,307 But I know one thing, you need to brush your teeth 1507 01:08:32,309 --> 01:08:34,008 'cause they really do smell like shit. 1508 01:08:34,010 --> 01:08:34,876 Fuck hard! 1509 01:08:37,681 --> 01:08:38,579 Fuck! 1510 01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:49,824 Hey Mario, are you up? 1511 01:08:53,663 --> 01:08:55,330 You all right, man? 1512 01:09:02,272 --> 01:09:04,806 Okay well, I'm going to Bombalicious 1513 01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:08,109 for the "High Times" interview, you want to come? 1514 01:09:08,111 --> 01:09:09,277 No! 1515 01:09:11,281 --> 01:09:12,347 All right. 1516 01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:17,819 Well, I left you some chorizo con huevo on stove, bro. 1517 01:09:23,193 --> 01:09:25,360 There's hella bitches in the sea, bro. 1518 01:09:29,599 --> 01:09:32,500 Hella bitches and this is the bay. 1519 01:09:34,437 --> 01:09:35,336 Shit! 1520 01:09:39,943 --> 01:09:41,109 You know the rule. 1521 01:09:41,111 --> 01:09:44,178 Don't ever let anybody get you down. 1522 01:09:52,489 --> 01:09:53,388 Man! 1523 01:09:54,991 --> 01:09:56,824 Man you took two showers, okay, 1524 01:09:56,826 --> 01:09:59,160 used a half bottle this sanitizer, 1525 01:09:59,162 --> 01:10:00,728 used a whole bottle of this sanitizer 1526 01:10:00,730 --> 01:10:02,130 and now you're using up Lysol wipes. 1527 01:10:02,132 --> 01:10:03,664 Man you clean, bro. 1528 01:10:03,666 --> 01:10:05,800 I swear to god, as soon as that interview is over, 1529 01:10:05,802 --> 01:10:07,235 we're gonna close up this shop 1530 01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:08,636 and you're gonna help me, we're gonna 1531 01:10:08,638 --> 01:10:10,638 hunt that motherfucker down. 1532 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,906 Who we hunting down? 1533 01:10:11,908 --> 01:10:12,740 Turtle, man! 1534 01:10:12,742 --> 01:10:14,275 Okay, all right bro. 1535 01:10:14,277 --> 01:10:15,443 Like turtle, you know what the fuck I'm talking about. 1536 01:10:15,445 --> 01:10:16,644 I know who you talking about brother. 1537 01:10:16,646 --> 01:10:19,647 Relax bro, it's all right. 1538 01:10:19,649 --> 01:10:21,549 Why would we hunt him down, for what? 1539 01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:24,118 I can still smell it! 1540 01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:24,986 Fuck! 1541 01:10:24,988 --> 01:10:25,887 Man. 1542 01:10:28,525 --> 01:10:29,690 Come on man, I'm just messing with you bro. 1543 01:10:29,692 --> 01:10:31,225 We gotta get cleaned up, man. 1544 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:33,294 100% nice and clean because we got "High Times" Magazine 1545 01:10:33,296 --> 01:10:34,529 coming over to take pictures at 12. 1546 01:10:34,531 --> 01:10:36,330 We got to get cleaned up, come on. 1547 01:10:36,332 --> 01:10:37,465 What time did they say that they're gonna come. 1548 01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:38,666 It's almost noon. 1549 01:10:38,668 --> 01:10:40,067 Yeah they said it'd be about 12, man. 1550 01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:41,269 But you know they've gotta come in at airport 1551 01:10:41,271 --> 01:10:42,503 and shit like that, bro. 1552 01:10:42,505 --> 01:10:43,771 All right, you know, it just take time 1553 01:10:43,773 --> 01:10:45,239 for them to get here, that's all, 1554 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:46,641 You know. 1555 01:10:46,643 --> 01:10:48,976 Hey, did you clean your nose out? 1556 01:10:48,978 --> 01:10:50,311 Yes, I cleaned my fucking nose out. 1557 01:10:50,313 --> 01:10:51,646 Okay? 1558 01:10:51,648 --> 01:10:52,914 I put the water hose up my fucking nose. 1559 01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:54,482 I had water coming out of my eyeballs. 1560 01:10:54,484 --> 01:10:56,384 Did shit come out of your eyeballs? 1561 01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:58,486 I'm just playing, man. 1562 01:10:58,488 --> 01:11:00,021 Stop getting so crazy, bro. 1563 01:11:00,023 --> 01:11:01,422 All right. 1564 01:11:01,424 --> 01:11:02,824 Damn dude, and you know 1565 01:11:02,826 --> 01:11:05,827 you do smell like lemon shit too now. 1566 01:11:05,829 --> 01:11:06,694 Ow, man. 1567 01:11:08,331 --> 01:11:10,331 Karma is a bitch, huh? 1568 01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:11,899 Shut up. 1569 01:11:25,515 --> 01:11:29,283 Bombalicious, products for the mind, body and soul. 1570 01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:30,785 Soul! 1571 01:11:30,787 --> 01:11:32,086 What it to do, man? 1572 01:11:32,088 --> 01:11:33,955 Hey, what's up, Arnie? 1573 01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:35,890 I'm like one minute away, bro. 1574 01:11:35,892 --> 01:11:38,025 Any word on the interview? 1575 01:11:38,027 --> 01:11:38,860 The interview? 1576 01:11:38,862 --> 01:11:39,861 I don't know. 1577 01:11:39,863 --> 01:11:41,329 You gotta ask Jimmy. 1578 01:11:41,331 --> 01:11:46,067 According to him, it's gonna happen sometime this afternoon. 1579 01:12:08,024 --> 01:12:09,390 Actually hold on for a second. 1580 01:12:09,392 --> 01:12:10,324 All right. 1581 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:11,792 Put the "out to munch" sign 1582 01:12:11,794 --> 01:12:13,661 so that the customers don't interrupt the interview. 1583 01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:14,729 All right. 1584 01:12:15,565 --> 01:12:17,398 So what were you saying? 1585 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:18,966 Yeah, what's up. 1586 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:21,569 Oh shit, its the Feds! 1587 01:12:21,571 --> 01:12:22,403 Hey man! 1588 01:12:22,405 --> 01:12:23,237 What the fuck? 1589 01:12:23,239 --> 01:12:24,171 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1590 01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:25,339 Freeze motherfuckers! 1591 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:26,107 Is Anybody else in here? 1592 01:12:26,109 --> 01:12:27,041 No man, no! 1593 01:12:27,043 --> 01:12:27,875 My hands are up, don't shoot. 1594 01:12:27,877 --> 01:12:30,044 Oh my god! 1595 01:12:30,046 --> 01:12:31,145 Its anybody else in there? 1596 01:12:31,147 --> 01:12:32,413 No man! 1597 01:12:32,415 --> 01:12:33,915 Hey bro if you can hear me 1598 01:12:33,917 --> 01:12:36,484 I'm pulling up right now. 1599 01:12:36,486 --> 01:12:39,520 Leave the phone on so I can hear. 1600 01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:41,055 This is a federal warrant. 1601 01:12:41,057 --> 01:12:42,823 We're seizing your shop for us narcotics violation 1602 01:12:42,825 --> 01:12:44,625 of the US Penal Code. 1603 01:12:44,627 --> 01:12:45,793 Don't move a fucking finger 1604 01:12:45,795 --> 01:12:47,662 or I'll put one through your fat head. 1605 01:12:47,664 --> 01:12:48,863 This is bullshit man. 1606 01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:50,131 Marijuana is legal in California. 1607 01:12:50,133 --> 01:12:51,632 Last time I checked, 1608 01:12:51,634 --> 01:12:54,068 California is part of the United States and narcotics 1609 01:12:54,070 --> 01:12:55,836 are illegal in the US. 1610 01:12:55,838 --> 01:12:57,104 Get your fucking asses over here 1611 01:12:57,106 --> 01:12:58,172 and get on goddamned your knees. 1612 01:12:58,174 --> 01:12:59,340 Turn Around! 1613 01:12:59,342 --> 01:13:00,174 Get down! 1614 01:13:00,176 --> 01:13:01,008 Get on your knees! 1615 01:13:01,010 --> 01:13:01,842 Get on your knees! 1616 01:13:01,844 --> 01:13:02,710 Damn. 1617 01:13:04,447 --> 01:13:06,013 Fucking handcuffs. 1618 01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:08,916 Okay, all right all right. 1619 01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:12,019 FBI my ass! 1620 01:13:14,290 --> 01:13:18,025 Where the fuck are the government plates at? 1621 01:13:20,697 --> 01:13:21,929 Man this gonna fuck up our interview 1622 01:13:21,931 --> 01:13:23,631 with "High Times" Magazine man. 1623 01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:25,833 The interview's the least of our problems right now. 1624 01:13:25,835 --> 01:13:27,702 You mean your interview with a "High Times" 1625 01:13:27,704 --> 01:13:29,804 star reporter Rocky Robins? 1626 01:13:29,806 --> 01:13:31,172 Yeah. 1627 01:13:31,174 --> 01:13:32,306 You fucking wanker. 1628 01:13:33,142 --> 01:13:33,975 Hi guys. 1629 01:13:36,813 --> 01:13:38,946 This aint a raid. 1630 01:13:38,948 --> 01:13:40,514 This is a robbery. 1631 01:13:50,526 --> 01:13:52,059 Do you have an emergency? 1632 01:13:52,061 --> 01:13:52,960 Hello, 911? 1633 01:13:52,962 --> 01:13:54,195 Yes. 1634 01:13:54,197 --> 01:13:55,463 There's a robbery in progress right now 1635 01:13:55,465 --> 01:13:57,698 at Bombalicious on 73rd. 1636 01:13:57,700 --> 01:13:59,333 73rd and MacArthur. 1637 01:13:59,335 --> 01:14:00,534 Yeah. 1638 01:14:00,536 --> 01:14:01,736 Hurry up! 1639 01:14:01,738 --> 01:14:02,803 They're on their way. 1640 01:14:02,805 --> 01:14:04,338 They're dressed like feds. 1641 01:14:04,340 --> 01:14:05,339 Got it. 1642 01:14:05,341 --> 01:14:06,374 All right. 1643 01:14:11,814 --> 01:14:13,114 This sucks. 1644 01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:15,783 Ow, okay, all right, all right. 1645 01:14:16,986 --> 01:14:18,653 They just taking all our weed, man. 1646 01:14:18,655 --> 01:14:20,955 C'mon man this is bullshit. 1647 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:26,160 All right man, damn. 1648 01:14:26,162 --> 01:14:28,295 You're lucky I'm cuffed, you fucking pussies! 1649 01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:29,997 Yeah, you dumb fucks! 1650 01:14:29,999 --> 01:14:32,700 We just wanted to get you cuffed quietly. 1651 01:14:32,702 --> 01:14:36,037 Now just stay there, we're almost done. 1652 01:14:38,374 --> 01:14:39,940 Hey, you motherfuckers move and you're dead. 1653 01:14:41,911 --> 01:14:43,811 Bloody hell! 1654 01:14:44,747 --> 01:14:46,781 Like that action, asshole. 1655 01:14:46,783 --> 01:14:49,150 Brit fuck, uncuff my friends. 1656 01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:51,452 And if any of you motherfuckers move, 1657 01:14:51,454 --> 01:14:56,257 you're gonna end up with this fuck shanked up your asses. 1658 01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:05,166 So is this a Scooby Doo moment? 1659 01:15:05,168 --> 01:15:07,368 Taking these masks off? 1660 01:15:07,370 --> 01:15:08,602 I know who this asshole is. 1661 01:15:08,604 --> 01:15:10,104 Yeah I know who he is too. 1662 01:15:10,106 --> 01:15:12,473 That that British asshole trying to fuck with us. 1663 01:15:12,475 --> 01:15:13,874 Larry Poppins. 1664 01:15:14,677 --> 01:15:16,577 Piss off, knob head! 1665 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:20,347 Anybody else recognize anybody else's voice? 1666 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:23,284 I think I recognize this fucker's East Coast accent. 1667 01:15:23,286 --> 01:15:24,385 Fucking Evans, dude. 1668 01:15:24,387 --> 01:15:26,854 I know who this is. 1669 01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:28,723 That's that redneck asshole security guard 1670 01:15:28,725 --> 01:15:32,526 who sold me weed and his brother was a cop and arrested me. 1671 01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:33,728 That was my brother. 1672 01:15:33,730 --> 01:15:35,963 I'm the cop and you fucking sent me to jail. 1673 01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:36,964 Well, guess what? 1674 01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:37,965 You going to prison again. 1675 01:15:37,967 --> 01:15:38,899 All of you. 1676 01:15:38,901 --> 01:15:39,834 I should have killed Bumble 1677 01:15:39,836 --> 01:15:41,535 yesterday when I had a chance. 1678 01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:43,537 Fuck you, Poppins. 1679 01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:45,039 Who The fuck is that? 1680 01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:46,574 Who the fuck, you're done. 1681 01:15:46,576 --> 01:15:47,641 Caught up. 1682 01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:52,346 Yeah, you should have known better 1683 01:15:52,348 --> 01:15:53,647 than to fuck with the Oakland boys. 1684 01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:55,716 You bastards. 1685 01:16:10,867 --> 01:16:12,833 So "High Times" magazine called, 1686 01:16:12,835 --> 01:16:14,268 they heard about what happened on the news 1687 01:16:14,270 --> 01:16:16,370 and they wanna talk to us. 1688 01:16:16,372 --> 01:16:17,371 What, for real? 1689 01:16:17,373 --> 01:16:18,639 For real. 1690 01:16:18,641 --> 01:16:20,141 They're coming down on Friday for reals 1691 01:16:20,143 --> 01:16:23,377 to ask us about what happened about us and about the shop. 1692 01:16:23,379 --> 01:16:24,345 A real interview. 1693 01:16:24,347 --> 01:16:25,679 I knew that baby, I knew 1694 01:16:25,681 --> 01:16:28,549 we'd get in there eventually. 1695 01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:29,550 I see what you did there. 1696 01:16:29,552 --> 01:16:30,384 What? 1697 01:16:30,386 --> 01:16:31,218 We'd get in there? 1698 01:16:31,220 --> 01:16:32,052 Weed get in there? 1699 01:16:32,054 --> 01:16:33,788 Weed, weed? 1700 01:16:44,066 --> 01:16:45,065 Yeah, who's at the door? 1701 01:16:45,067 --> 01:16:46,901 Answer the door, man. 1702 01:16:49,672 --> 01:16:51,172 Barney! 1703 01:16:51,174 --> 01:16:52,706 What's up, man? 1704 01:16:52,708 --> 01:16:55,409 Hey, what's up with the black and white umbrella? 1705 01:16:55,411 --> 01:16:56,911 Yadadaholla! 1706 01:16:56,913 --> 01:16:58,546 It matches my collar. 1707 01:17:00,383 --> 01:17:01,982 What's up man? 1708 01:17:01,984 --> 01:17:02,817 Look at you. 1709 01:17:02,819 --> 01:17:03,651 What's up, man? 1710 01:17:03,653 --> 01:17:04,852 Look at this guy, man, 1711 01:17:04,854 --> 01:17:06,654 he's looking sharp. 1712 01:17:06,656 --> 01:17:08,222 Were gonna fuck you up tonight. 1713 01:17:09,425 --> 01:17:10,558 Yeah we're fucking you up tonight, brother. 1714 01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:12,126 You gon' be the highest priest we know. 1715 01:17:12,128 --> 01:17:13,260 Sure is! 1716 01:17:15,965 --> 01:17:18,265 I think he needs a bumble sack. 1717 01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:19,533 Oh he needs a bumble sack. 1718 01:17:20,369 --> 01:17:22,803 Yadadaholla! 1719 01:17:26,108 --> 01:17:31,108 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 1720 01:17:33,015 --> 01:17:34,281 ♪ Got a one-track mind ♪ 1721 01:17:34,283 --> 01:17:35,883 ♪ Then you're a grind for the dodo ♪ 1722 01:17:35,885 --> 01:17:38,719 ♪ Stay on my toes and keep ♪ an eye out for the po-po ♪ 1723 01:17:38,721 --> 01:17:40,387 ♪ We're matching old school muscle ♪ 1724 01:17:40,389 --> 01:17:41,922 ♪ Suvs and Lolos ♪ 1725 01:17:41,924 --> 01:17:43,557 ♪ Pay no mind to bitch ass haters ♪ 1726 01:17:43,559 --> 01:17:44,525 ♪ 'Cause they homos ♪ 1727 01:17:44,527 --> 01:17:45,793 ♪ Only care about money ♪ 1728 01:17:45,795 --> 01:17:47,261 ♪ Never sweated any broke hoes ♪ 1729 01:17:47,263 --> 01:17:48,596 ♪ I handle shit with knuckles ♪ 1730 01:17:48,598 --> 01:17:50,130 ♪ Throwin' combos and bolos ♪ 1731 01:17:50,132 --> 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--> 01:18:14,822 ♪ Dizzo ♪ 1748 01:18:14,824 --> 01:18:16,457 ♪ Makin' money is the ♪ only thing I'm out for ♪ 1749 01:18:16,459 --> 01:18:17,892 ♪ Business mind on the grind ♪ 1750 01:18:17,894 --> 01:18:18,993 ♪ And on time for sure ♪ 1751 01:18:18,995 --> 01:18:20,561 ♪ Dizzo ♪ 1752 01:18:20,563 --> 01:18:22,096 ♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪ the game for the dough ♪ 1753 01:18:22,098 --> 01:18:24,398 ♪ On the hustle nonstop for the cashflow ♪ 1754 01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:25,733 ♪ Dizzo ♪ 1755 01:18:25,735 --> 01:18:27,701 ♪ Makin' money is the ♪ only thing I'm out for ♪ 1756 01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:29,103 ♪ Business mind on the grind ♪ 1757 01:18:29,105 --> 01:18:30,371 ♪ And on time for sure ♪ 1758 01:18:30,373 --> 01:18:31,605 ♪ Hayward California ♪ 1759 01:18:31,607 --> 01:18:33,173 ♪ The East Bay area ♪ 1760 01:18:33,175 --> 01:18:36,110 ♪ Grindin' all day, thinking ♪ bout to get more video ♪ 1761 01:18:36,112 --> 01:18:38,913 ♪ I'll bury your sucker if ♪ you try to block my hustle ♪ 1762 01:18:38,915 --> 01:18:41,949 ♪ Run over any obstacle with ♪ a miracle muscle, bitch ♪ 1763 01:18:41,951 --> 01:18:44,451 ♪ Big banger full of hella anger ♪ 1764 01:18:44,453 --> 01:18:45,853 ♪ I'm all about the scrilla ♪ 1765 01:18:45,855 --> 01:18:47,288 ♪ Like a motherfuckin' banker ♪ 1766 01:18:47,290 --> 01:18:48,956 ♪ My answer to every problem's ♪ 1767 01:18:48,958 --> 01:18:50,491 ♪ Throw some money at it ♪ 1768 01:18:50,493 --> 01:18:53,027 ♪ 'Cause in this planet, every ♪ motherfucker has to have it ♪ 1769 01:18:53,029 --> 01:18:54,728 ♪ Feel me, damn it ♪ 1770 01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:56,030 ♪ Live fast and die young ♪ 1771 01:18:56,032 --> 01:18:57,364 ♪ I love the pearl tongue ♪ 1772 01:18:57,366 --> 01:18:58,832 ♪ But only paper got me sprung ♪ 1773 01:18:58,834 --> 01:18:59,967 ♪ I'm hung like a horse ♪ 1774 01:18:59,969 --> 01:19:01,502 ♪ I love fucking whores ♪ 1775 01:19:01,504 --> 01:19:04,538 ♪ I make hella dough but I ♪ always want more, bitch ♪ 1776 01:19:04,540 --> 01:19:07,408 ♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪ the game for the dough ♪ 1777 01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:10,010 ♪ On the hustle nonstop for the cashflow ♪ 1778 01:19:10,012 --> 01:19:11,345 ♪ Dizzo ♪ 1779 01:19:11,347 --> 01:19:13,013 ♪ Makin' money is the ♪ only thing I'm out for ♪ 1780 01:19:13,015 --> 01:19:14,415 ♪ Business mind on the grind ♪ 1781 01:19:14,417 --> 01:19:15,783 ♪ And on time for sure ♪ 1782 01:19:15,785 --> 01:19:17,351 ♪ Dizzo ♪ 1783 01:19:17,353 --> 01:19:18,585 ♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪ the game for the dough ♪ 1784 01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:21,255 ♪ On the hustle nonstop for the cashflow ♪ 1785 01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:22,589 ♪ Dizzo ♪ 1786 01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:24,158 ♪ Makin' money is the ♪ only thing I'm out for ♪ 1787 01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:25,626 ♪ Business mind on the grind ♪ 1788 01:19:25,628 --> 01:19:27,161 ♪ And on time for sure ♪ 1789 01:19:27,163 --> 01:19:29,863 ♪ I ain't sleep, dream ♪ about green money cashflow ♪ 1790 01:19:29,865 --> 01:19:31,131 ♪ Since I was a teen ♪ 1791 01:19:31,133 --> 01:19:32,566 ♪ Had a scheme to make more grass frow ♪ 1792 01:19:32,568 --> 01:19:34,034 ♪ Hungry, that's for sure ♪ 1793 01:19:34,036 --> 01:19:35,569 ♪ Keep it movin' on these assholes ♪ 1794 01:19:35,571 --> 01:19:36,537 ♪ Now I'mma flash dough ♪ 1795 01:19:36,539 --> 01:19:38,305 ♪ Low key, high mash folks ♪ 1796 01:19:38,307 --> 01:19:41,108 ♪ Some torch, some smoke ♪ it from a glass bowl ♪ 1797 01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:42,810 ♪ To get the feelin' that I'm feelin' ♪ 1798 01:19:42,812 --> 01:19:44,311 ♪ When I stash dough ♪ 1799 01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:46,513 ♪ You get them all when ♪ I run up in my pat ♪ 1800 01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:47,781 ♪ So I keep the heater close ♪ 1801 01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:49,616 ♪ You best believe I'm ready to bast yo ♪ 1802 01:19:49,618 --> 01:19:51,418 ♪ He chased and put some chasin' dollars ♪ 1803 01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:52,987 ♪ What I look like ♪ 1804 01:19:52,989 --> 01:19:55,255 ♪ Being broke, man, I'd ♪ really live the crook life ♪ 1805 01:19:55,257 --> 01:19:56,924 ♪ Whatever clever for the cheddar ♪ 1806 01:19:56,926 --> 01:19:58,459 ♪ Leavin' good right ♪ 1807 01:19:58,461 --> 01:20:01,095 ♪ Make it better so we ♪ can leave the hood life ♪ 1808 01:20:01,097 --> 01:20:03,831 ♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪ the game for the dough ♪ 1809 01:20:03,833 --> 01:20:06,467 ♪ On the hustle nonstop for the cashflow ♪ 1810 01:20:06,469 --> 01:20:07,801 ♪ Dizzo ♪ 1811 01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:09,470 ♪ Makin' money is the ♪ only thing I'm out for ♪ 1812 01:20:09,472 --> 01:20:11,005 ♪ Business mind on the grind ♪ 1813 01:20:11,007 --> 01:20:12,139 ♪ And on time for sure ♪ 1814 01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:13,707 ♪ Dizzo ♪ 1815 01:20:13,709 --> 01:20:15,175 ♪ Fuck fame, I'm only in ♪ the game for the dough ♪ 1816 01:20:15,177 --> 01:20:17,511 ♪ On the hustle nonstop for the cashflow ♪ 1817 01:20:17,513 --> 01:20:18,846 ♪ Dizzo ♪ 1818 01:20:18,848 --> 01:20:20,748 ♪ Makin' money is the ♪ only thing I'm out for ♪ 1819 01:20:20,750 --> 01:20:22,216 ♪ Business mind on the grind ♪ 1820 01:20:22,218 --> 01:20:25,552 ♪ And on time for sure ♪