0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.net Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:00:54,208 --> 00:00:59,208 2 00:01:17,841 --> 00:01:22,078 Yes, big daddy, give it to me. Give it to me, daddy. Yes. 3 00:01:42,432 --> 00:01:43,567 Whoa. 4 00:01:45,036 --> 00:01:46,838 Dude, c'mon. We're gonna be late. 5 00:01:46,871 --> 00:01:48,406 Shut up, Todd. 6 00:01:50,008 --> 00:01:50,843 What if they see us? 7 00:01:50,876 --> 00:01:53,511 I can't get in trouble for this again. 8 00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:15,367 Ok! Fellas, let's go. Hustle up. 9 00:02:18,570 --> 00:02:21,174 Alright. 10 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:24,010 And now we pray. 11 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:26,946 Dear Lord, we thank you for this day, 12 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:30,515 and for another opportunity to serve you. 13 00:02:30,549 --> 00:02:32,051 Please order our steps, oh Lord. 14 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:36,090 Be a lamp unto our feet and a light unto our path. 15 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:40,995 For the devil dwells just below our feet. 16 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:44,564 We ask that you watch over Todd, Lord. 17 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:47,433 Let him not fall into temptation. 18 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:51,504 For if one of us falls, others are sure to follow. 19 00:02:51,537 --> 00:02:54,440 Lord, we ask that you watch over Ricky 20 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:56,676 as he rejoins our flock, 21 00:02:56,709 --> 00:03:01,615 and seeks a new purity in your forgiving light. 22 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:04,986 Finally, Lord, we ask that you guide Chastity 23 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:08,555 as she takes on the mantle of Assistant Manager. 24 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,491 Ease her journey, Lord. 25 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,228 And let her know that no amount of makeup 26 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:16,630 can conceal her love of Christ. 27 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:20,834 We ask these blessings in Jesus' name. Amen! 28 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:21,835 Amen! 29 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,572 Okay, team. Let's have a great day! 30 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:32,014 Get busy, folks! Get busy! 31 00:04:09,152 --> 00:04:10,153 Who's there?! 32 00:04:14,758 --> 00:04:15,859 BOO! 33 00:04:15,892 --> 00:04:18,229 Dang it, Chaz! 34 00:04:18,262 --> 00:04:20,564 I told you no horseplay in the projection booth! 35 00:04:20,597 --> 00:04:22,066 I was just bringing you your drink! 36 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:24,501 - Shhh! - Whisper. 37 00:04:28,805 --> 00:04:30,640 - I asked for no ice. - I forgot. 38 00:04:30,674 --> 00:04:32,709 It's the same thing every day. 39 00:04:32,743 --> 00:04:34,945 I never drink ice! 40 00:04:38,583 --> 00:04:39,984 I hate this heavy metal crap. 41 00:04:40,019 --> 00:04:41,786 It's not heavy metal, it's hardcore! 42 00:04:44,822 --> 00:04:45,857 It's hardcore. 43 00:04:45,890 --> 00:04:47,625 Why does everyone call you "Heavy Metal Jeff?" 44 00:04:47,658 --> 00:04:48,693 No one calls me that! 45 00:04:48,726 --> 00:04:50,029 Shhhh! 46 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:03,143 Dude! We gotta watch Encino Man tonight. 47 00:05:03,176 --> 00:05:05,245 I hear that Pauly Shore guy is a real cut-up. 48 00:05:05,278 --> 00:05:07,247 "Heyyyy, buuuuuudy" 49 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,882 - I don't know. - Dude, come on. 50 00:05:09,915 --> 00:05:13,253 Ricky and Chaz are going to vote for girl baseball. 51 00:05:13,286 --> 00:05:14,254 You gotta back me up on this one. 52 00:05:14,287 --> 00:05:17,689 Dude! Madonna's in a league of their own. 53 00:05:17,723 --> 00:05:21,127 Did you hear about that book... called "Sex"? 54 00:05:21,161 --> 00:05:22,328 She wrote it. 55 00:05:22,362 --> 00:05:23,730 Can you imagine? 56 00:05:23,763 --> 00:05:28,902 I wonder if she's, like, doing it inside. 57 00:05:28,935 --> 00:05:30,737 Or if it's mostly just boobs. 58 00:05:30,770 --> 00:05:33,274 Exactly! That's why we have to watch league. 59 00:05:33,307 --> 00:05:34,375 Locker room scenes. 60 00:05:34,408 --> 00:05:36,042 But, Abe, it's PG. 61 00:05:36,077 --> 00:05:38,379 There's boobs in Jaws. That's PG. 62 00:05:38,412 --> 00:05:41,881 Yeah, but no... nips. 63 00:05:46,820 --> 00:05:49,091 Just the essentials... 64 00:05:49,124 --> 00:05:51,992 Front door... concessions... 65 00:05:53,727 --> 00:05:54,895 supply closet. 66 00:05:59,367 --> 00:06:03,971 Copies of everything are in here just in case you misplace yours. 67 00:06:05,906 --> 00:06:09,009 But you won't misplace yours now, will you? 68 00:06:09,043 --> 00:06:10,112 Nope. 69 00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:17,052 Want a belt chain like boss man's? 70 00:06:19,288 --> 00:06:20,689 No. 71 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:24,960 Chastity. 72 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:25,760 What's up? 73 00:06:25,794 --> 00:06:28,730 How do you think Ricky's doing? 74 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:31,134 Great! He's, uh... 75 00:06:31,167 --> 00:06:34,437 I mean, um... it's really good to have him back. 76 00:06:34,470 --> 00:06:36,973 It is, isn't it? 77 00:06:37,006 --> 00:06:40,710 - Yeah. - He's making awesome strides. 78 00:06:40,743 --> 00:06:42,912 Critical strides. 79 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:46,115 I think it's important that we support him. 80 00:06:46,150 --> 00:06:48,718 A little bit of patience goes a long way, don't you think? 81 00:06:50,753 --> 00:06:51,754 Yeah. 82 00:06:55,159 --> 00:06:57,227 Don't lose those keys. 83 00:07:21,352 --> 00:07:23,388 What movie are we watching tonight? 84 00:07:23,421 --> 00:07:26,192 Not that stupid caveman movie. 85 00:07:26,225 --> 00:07:30,196 Sean Astin used to be cute, but he grew up... weird. 86 00:07:30,229 --> 00:07:32,498 I'm not watching A League of Their Own again. 87 00:07:32,531 --> 00:07:36,302 You already saw it? Did you sneak in? Ricky... 88 00:07:36,335 --> 00:07:40,439 No! I went yesterday... with my mom. 89 00:07:48,415 --> 00:07:50,250 You didn't go with Jasmine? 90 00:07:50,283 --> 00:07:53,018 No. She hates baseball. 91 00:07:53,052 --> 00:07:57,022 Hmm. Some girlfriend. Can't wait to meet her. 92 00:07:57,056 --> 00:07:58,891 Hey... 93 00:07:58,924 --> 00:08:01,026 Jasmine's awesome. 94 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:03,062 She's really on fire for God. 95 00:08:05,931 --> 00:08:08,067 I smell cigs! 96 00:08:10,035 --> 00:08:11,036 What the... hey! 97 00:08:12,506 --> 00:08:13,974 Do you want to show up to heaven 98 00:08:14,007 --> 00:08:16,377 smelling like an ashtray? 99 00:08:23,384 --> 00:08:24,452 Oh! 100 00:08:27,455 --> 00:08:29,055 You missed some trash. 101 00:08:41,603 --> 00:08:42,704 Kids! 102 00:08:42,738 --> 00:08:49,110 The work you guys put in this week just has me fired up. 103 00:08:49,143 --> 00:08:50,545 I'm so proud of all of you. 104 00:08:50,579 --> 00:08:52,381 So we get to do Friday night movie club? 105 00:08:52,414 --> 00:08:55,116 Yes, sir! Just as soon as you guys sweep the theaters, 106 00:08:55,149 --> 00:08:57,118 you can put in whatever movie you want. 107 00:08:57,151 --> 00:08:58,953 Which one is it? I gotta go load the projector. 108 00:08:58,986 --> 00:09:00,856 - Encino Ma! - The other one. 109 00:09:00,889 --> 00:09:02,525 I'm not sure we've all had a chance to really discuss... 110 00:09:02,558 --> 00:09:04,159 No! Pick now, or I'm outta here! 111 00:09:04,192 --> 00:09:05,193 Jeff! 112 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,830 I love your passion. 113 00:09:08,864 --> 00:09:13,135 I love how you're communicating directly. 114 00:09:13,168 --> 00:09:15,037 But you have to remember, 115 00:09:15,070 --> 00:09:21,176 when you feel like things are getting outta control... CBTL. 116 00:09:21,209 --> 00:09:27,917 Right. C-B-T-L. 117 00:09:27,950 --> 00:09:30,153 CBTL. 118 00:09:30,186 --> 00:09:32,389 Uh, what's CBTL? 119 00:09:36,427 --> 00:09:43,866 Christ... Bears... The... Load. 120 00:09:46,135 --> 00:09:50,307 Decide amongst yourselves, put it to a vote. 121 00:09:50,342 --> 00:09:53,545 Jeff will play whatever movie you choose. 122 00:09:53,578 --> 00:09:55,145 Make sense? 123 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:57,147 You have my word. 124 00:09:57,181 --> 00:10:00,117 Jeff, I'll be back at midnight to give you a ride home. 125 00:10:00,150 --> 00:10:03,187 Chastity! The theater is yours. 126 00:10:04,922 --> 00:10:06,458 Have fun, team. 127 00:10:06,491 --> 00:10:07,559 Come on. 128 00:10:44,598 --> 00:10:45,998 Do you guys hear that? 129 00:11:14,060 --> 00:11:15,028 Weird. 130 00:11:16,764 --> 00:11:19,467 I don't remember selling that guy a ticket. 131 00:11:21,201 --> 00:11:23,103 I don't think he watched the movie. 132 00:11:23,136 --> 00:11:24,005 Someone would have complained. 133 00:11:24,038 --> 00:11:26,274 I can smell the booze on him from here. 134 00:11:28,276 --> 00:11:29,377 What should we do? 135 00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:31,613 Hey. 136 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,381 What's that guy doing? 137 00:11:38,454 --> 00:11:40,656 Are you guys going to tell him to leave or what? 138 00:11:43,391 --> 00:11:46,327 Well, you're in charge, right? 139 00:11:48,096 --> 00:11:49,198 Wimps. 140 00:12:18,662 --> 00:12:20,396 Excuse me, sir? 141 00:12:22,332 --> 00:12:23,634 We're closed. 142 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:34,545 I'm sorry... you have to go. 143 00:12:40,284 --> 00:12:43,420 NO DESTROYING PROPERTY! 144 00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:48,359 Dang it! COME ON! 145 00:12:51,328 --> 00:12:52,531 Okay. 146 00:13:01,774 --> 00:13:04,142 What is that? 147 00:13:34,173 --> 00:13:36,375 See, kids? That's why I don't drink. 148 00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:41,280 Guys, what is this hole in the wall? 149 00:13:41,314 --> 00:13:44,183 What does it look like, dink? It's a doorway. 150 00:13:44,216 --> 00:13:45,819 Wait, Jeff, did you know this was here? 151 00:13:45,852 --> 00:13:48,388 Nope. Never seen it before. 152 00:13:48,422 --> 00:13:49,222 Well, what should we do? 153 00:13:49,256 --> 00:13:51,593 That creepy old guy is down there. 154 00:13:51,626 --> 00:13:52,694 We should call Mr. Pike. 155 00:13:52,727 --> 00:13:53,728 No. 156 00:13:55,162 --> 00:13:59,399 No. No, wait. Uh... Let me think. 157 00:14:02,269 --> 00:14:04,471 Sorry, kids. The longer we wait, 158 00:14:04,504 --> 00:14:06,741 the more torqued up this hobo's gonna get. 159 00:14:06,774 --> 00:14:08,508 We only have one option. 160 00:14:10,612 --> 00:14:12,715 We gotta take out the trash. 161 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:34,502 Did you see the way he just... burst through that wall? 162 00:14:34,535 --> 00:14:35,905 It was like he was possessed. 163 00:14:35,939 --> 00:14:37,674 Telltale signs. 164 00:14:37,707 --> 00:14:38,775 Of possession? 165 00:14:38,808 --> 00:14:43,345 Addiction, Ricky. First it controls your body. 166 00:14:43,379 --> 00:14:44,681 Then it controls your soul. 167 00:14:46,382 --> 00:14:50,319 Guys, where are we? 168 00:14:50,352 --> 00:14:51,420 Is this a basement? 169 00:14:55,290 --> 00:14:56,291 Look. 170 00:14:57,794 --> 00:14:58,795 Whoa. 171 00:15:00,597 --> 00:15:01,932 Are we in another theater? 172 00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:07,637 What was that? 173 00:15:07,672 --> 00:15:08,839 Was that him? 174 00:15:11,008 --> 00:15:13,476 Okay. Let's split up. 175 00:15:13,510 --> 00:15:15,645 You guys check that side, we'll take this one. 176 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,749 You see him: Bear tactics. 177 00:15:18,783 --> 00:15:22,485 Raise your arms and yell. Herd him back to the stairs. 178 00:15:23,855 --> 00:15:24,923 Okay. 179 00:15:40,872 --> 00:15:42,440 Do you guys feel that? 180 00:15:54,519 --> 00:15:55,554 Whoa. 181 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,353 What happened in here? 182 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:31,524 It looks like there was a fire. 183 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:34,862 Maybe that's why this was closed down. 184 00:16:34,895 --> 00:16:35,997 Guys. 185 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:39,968 There's another room. 186 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,655 Bingo. 187 00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:02,792 Crazy. 188 00:17:06,594 --> 00:17:09,464 Maybe the cans saved some of these prints. 189 00:17:11,066 --> 00:17:12,567 Let's start digging. 190 00:17:21,643 --> 00:17:22,812 Aw, man. 191 00:18:10,862 --> 00:18:12,496 What's that? 192 00:18:22,107 --> 00:18:24,910 Ricky! Ricky, are you guys okay? 193 00:18:24,943 --> 00:18:26,510 Wha-what happened? 194 00:18:27,946 --> 00:18:29,814 Guys, look! 195 00:18:32,184 --> 00:18:33,919 Let's rock. 196 00:18:35,854 --> 00:18:36,923 Did you throw him out? 197 00:18:36,956 --> 00:18:40,059 Nope. The door was swinging when I got up here. 198 00:18:40,093 --> 00:18:41,727 Where do you think he went? 199 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,931 Roaming. Searching for a fix. 200 00:18:44,964 --> 00:18:46,632 He thinks he's doing the drugs, 201 00:18:46,665 --> 00:18:50,103 but brother, those drugs are doing him. 202 00:18:51,870 --> 00:18:53,572 Alright, kids. The show's over. 203 00:18:56,142 --> 00:18:58,610 Now... what are we gonna watch? 204 00:18:59,746 --> 00:19:00,813 How about this one? 205 00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:04,051 Whoa. 206 00:19:06,552 --> 00:19:08,688 You found this in the basement? 207 00:19:08,721 --> 00:19:10,925 - What is it? - Not Encino Man. 208 00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:12,492 - I'm in. - No way! 209 00:19:12,525 --> 00:19:14,094 I'm not putting this junk in my projector. 210 00:19:14,128 --> 00:19:15,461 C'mon, man. Don't be such a narc! 211 00:19:15,495 --> 00:19:16,596 Shut it, perv! 212 00:19:16,629 --> 00:19:19,199 If this was locked up downstairs, it was for a reason. 213 00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:20,767 You want to get in trouble again? 214 00:19:25,739 --> 00:19:27,875 Dude, we're not gonna get in trouble. 215 00:19:27,908 --> 00:19:29,110 Ricky's in. 216 00:19:32,813 --> 00:19:33,681 I'm in too. 217 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,482 Four against one! We're watching it. 218 00:19:35,516 --> 00:19:38,686 No way! You guys are gonna have to kill me. 219 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,956 Mr. Pike told you to play whatever we choose. 220 00:19:40,989 --> 00:19:42,190 And we've chosen. 221 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:43,724 Rules are rules, Heavy Meta Jeff. 222 00:19:43,757 --> 00:19:44,792 That's not my name, dingus. 223 00:19:44,825 --> 00:19:46,161 You gave your word, Jeff. 224 00:19:46,194 --> 00:19:47,696 You don't want me to tell Mr. Pike 225 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,831 that you broke your word, do you? 226 00:21:48,021 --> 00:21:49,889 Is this an art film? 227 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:53,793 I don't know, dude. 228 00:21:53,827 --> 00:21:55,795 I do not know. 229 00:22:43,212 --> 00:22:45,814 Oh... my... 230 00:22:48,884 --> 00:22:49,951 Hey, what the frick?! 231 00:22:51,254 --> 00:22:53,889 No! That's it! Show is over, folks. 232 00:22:53,922 --> 00:22:55,790 C'mon, man. It was just getting good. 233 00:22:55,824 --> 00:22:58,227 I am not breaking my edge for your European titty movie. 234 00:22:58,261 --> 00:22:59,429 Don't be such a prude, Jeff. 235 00:22:59,463 --> 00:23:01,198 No. He's right. 236 00:23:01,231 --> 00:23:02,166 What? 237 00:23:02,199 --> 00:23:04,767 This is pornography, Chaz. This is a sin. 238 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,702 It's not pornography. It's art. 239 00:23:06,736 --> 00:23:07,837 I feel weird. 240 00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:09,373 Yeah, me too. 241 00:23:09,406 --> 00:23:11,408 You bet you do. 242 00:23:11,441 --> 00:23:15,144 You see, the science of porn is well known. 243 00:23:15,179 --> 00:23:18,448 The human brain, when aroused by erotic images, 244 00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:20,149 dumps chemicals into the bloodstream, 245 00:23:20,184 --> 00:23:22,118 which send the viewer into full throttle 246 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,755 "give me more" mode. 247 00:23:24,788 --> 00:23:25,756 You know, that's... that's right. 248 00:23:25,789 --> 00:23:28,792 And we may think that we're just being curious, 249 00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:32,297 but that will turn into an obsession. 250 00:23:32,330 --> 00:23:33,997 Besides, what would Mr. Pike think 251 00:23:34,031 --> 00:23:34,998 if he caught us doing this? 252 00:23:35,032 --> 00:23:37,368 Oh, he'd definitely blame me. 253 00:23:37,402 --> 00:23:39,504 I'm the one that's supposed to be responsible here. 254 00:23:39,537 --> 00:23:43,173 No. I'm the one who brought the print upstairs. 255 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:45,876 This is my fault. And Ricky's right. 256 00:23:45,909 --> 00:23:47,413 If we let ourselves fall into temptation, 257 00:23:47,446 --> 00:23:49,381 who knows what it'll lead to? 258 00:23:49,415 --> 00:23:52,116 Some of us know what it will lead to. 259 00:23:52,150 --> 00:23:54,353 Right, Todd? 260 00:23:54,386 --> 00:23:57,256 Wait, where's Todd? 261 00:23:57,289 --> 00:24:00,359 THE WILDCARD! 262 00:24:01,926 --> 00:24:03,194 You little perv! 263 00:24:12,137 --> 00:24:17,277 Todd! Open the door, Todd! Open it! 264 00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:16,300 TODD! 265 00:26:42,193 --> 00:26:44,597 Real smooth, dingleberry. It's jammed. 266 00:26:44,630 --> 00:26:46,465 I didn't do anything. I just hit 'Play'. 267 00:26:46,499 --> 00:26:49,968 It's not a VCR. You can't just hit 'Play'. 268 00:26:50,001 --> 00:26:51,202 See? 269 00:26:51,236 --> 00:26:54,139 This is why amateurs shouldn't mess with serious equipment. 270 00:26:54,172 --> 00:26:56,941 Well, we're all beefed if Mr. Pike comes back 271 00:26:56,975 --> 00:26:58,243 and that dirty movie is in the projector. 272 00:26:58,276 --> 00:27:00,647 No. I cannot get in trouble for this again. 273 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:01,481 My dad will send me away. 274 00:27:01,515 --> 00:27:03,249 Todd, don't worry about it, man. 275 00:27:03,282 --> 00:27:04,083 It's gonna be fine. 276 00:27:04,116 --> 00:27:05,452 If I have to call the repair guy, 277 00:27:05,485 --> 00:27:06,919 I'm gonna tell him who's responsible. 278 00:27:07,721 --> 00:27:09,556 What the heck, dude? 279 00:27:11,290 --> 00:27:14,026 I got it. 280 00:27:16,095 --> 00:27:17,296 You moron! 281 00:27:19,365 --> 00:27:22,134 Get that filth out of my booth! 282 00:27:25,706 --> 00:27:28,275 That was the craziest thing I've ever seen. 283 00:27:28,308 --> 00:27:29,644 I know. 284 00:27:29,677 --> 00:27:33,113 Do you think that's how all pornography is? 285 00:27:33,146 --> 00:27:35,583 I don't know. 286 00:27:35,616 --> 00:27:38,018 We definitely shouldn't have watched it, that's for sure. 287 00:27:56,472 --> 00:27:57,972 What is this place? 288 00:28:00,676 --> 00:28:01,677 It's fine. 289 00:28:03,679 --> 00:28:05,681 It's just a bunch of old junk. 290 00:28:15,057 --> 00:28:16,693 Okay. 291 00:28:16,726 --> 00:28:19,027 Let's just put this away 292 00:28:19,061 --> 00:28:20,597 so we can get the heck out of here. 293 00:28:32,609 --> 00:28:34,309 It was right over there. 294 00:28:34,343 --> 00:28:36,346 Yeah. 295 00:28:41,852 --> 00:28:42,820 Okay, let's go. 296 00:28:42,853 --> 00:28:45,288 Can I ask you something first? 297 00:28:45,321 --> 00:28:46,322 Yeah. 298 00:28:49,092 --> 00:28:52,195 You never wrote me a letter this summer. 299 00:28:52,228 --> 00:28:53,129 What? 300 00:28:53,162 --> 00:28:55,733 You said you would write me... from camp? 301 00:28:55,766 --> 00:28:59,203 Oh, uh, yeah... um... 302 00:28:59,236 --> 00:29:03,474 Look, it was just... really intense. 303 00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:09,280 - I'm sorry. - No. No, it's no big deal. 304 00:29:09,313 --> 00:29:11,081 I mean, it's not like I checked the mail every day 305 00:29:11,115 --> 00:29:12,584 like some dope. 306 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:17,221 - Chaz... - Really. It's totally cool. 307 00:29:17,254 --> 00:29:20,157 Trish's cousin Alex visited for a few weeks 308 00:29:20,190 --> 00:29:23,194 and he brought all these mixtapes with him. Goth music. 309 00:29:23,228 --> 00:29:25,698 And we pretty much just drove around 310 00:29:25,731 --> 00:29:28,400 in her mom's Aerostar, pumping jams. 311 00:29:30,636 --> 00:29:32,103 It was amazing. 312 00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:33,606 Your dad let you do that? 313 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:38,209 I don't have to ask permission for everything. 314 00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:40,378 I didn't ask if I could wear this eyeliner. 315 00:29:40,412 --> 00:29:43,683 I didn't ask if I could listen to The Cure. And, and... 316 00:29:43,716 --> 00:29:46,820 I didn't ask if I could kiss Alex. 317 00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:50,556 I just did those things because, who cares? Right? 318 00:29:50,591 --> 00:29:52,291 It's not like someone's out there missing me 319 00:29:52,325 --> 00:29:53,760 or wondering what I'm doing. 320 00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:03,302 Alex, huh? 321 00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:07,774 Was he a good kisser? 322 00:30:10,344 --> 00:30:13,313 You're such an idiot. 323 00:31:31,829 --> 00:31:32,863 Hello? 324 00:31:35,465 --> 00:31:37,500 Mr. Pike's going to explode my nuts 325 00:31:37,534 --> 00:31:38,769 if I can't get this fixed. 326 00:31:38,803 --> 00:31:40,004 Explode your nuts? 327 00:31:40,037 --> 00:31:41,839 - Is that a thing? - It happens, man. 328 00:31:41,872 --> 00:31:44,240 My dad was in 'Nam. He says he saw it all the time. 329 00:31:47,545 --> 00:31:49,480 Cheese and rice! 330 00:31:51,817 --> 00:31:53,819 I can't believe that degenerate broke my projector. 331 00:31:53,852 --> 00:31:55,386 Lay off him, man. 332 00:31:55,419 --> 00:31:56,420 Abe... 333 00:31:57,823 --> 00:31:59,690 You seem like a good kid. 334 00:31:59,725 --> 00:32:01,225 But Todd is a verified pervert. 335 00:32:01,893 --> 00:32:02,928 You shouldn't be hanging out with him. 336 00:32:02,961 --> 00:32:04,196 Who died and made you role model? 337 00:32:04,228 --> 00:32:06,932 Didn't you drop out of college and move back in with your mom? 338 00:32:06,965 --> 00:32:10,368 You think you know everything, don't you? 339 00:32:10,402 --> 00:32:11,738 But listen up. 340 00:32:11,771 --> 00:32:14,639 'Cause maybe you'll learn a thing or two. 341 00:32:14,673 --> 00:32:16,508 That college was sucking away my money 342 00:32:16,541 --> 00:32:19,277 and pumping me full of secular propaganda. 343 00:32:19,311 --> 00:32:21,047 With all the dough I'm saving living at home, 344 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,448 I'm gonna buy a brand-new drum kit. 345 00:32:23,482 --> 00:32:24,817 Then I'm going to get my band back together 346 00:32:24,851 --> 00:32:26,853 and we are gonna thrash harder than ever. 347 00:32:26,886 --> 00:32:28,855 Yeah, I'm sure God loves your crappy heavy metal. 348 00:32:28,888 --> 00:32:29,922 It's not heavy metal. 349 00:32:30,890 --> 00:32:32,992 Besides, what are you doing with your life 350 00:32:33,025 --> 00:32:34,962 that makes you so special, anyway? 351 00:32:36,797 --> 00:32:37,931 Exactly. 352 00:32:58,051 --> 00:33:01,055 This is a... weird movie. 353 00:33:07,561 --> 00:33:08,897 Something's not right. 354 00:33:15,669 --> 00:33:17,771 "The demon can only be summoned or dispatched 355 00:33:17,806 --> 00:33:20,909 "via the sacred instruments... 356 00:33:20,942 --> 00:33:23,478 "Only in its true form. 357 00:33:24,646 --> 00:33:26,614 ...it's true form." 358 00:33:26,648 --> 00:33:27,917 What is that? 359 00:33:31,619 --> 00:33:33,956 It's a book. 360 00:33:33,989 --> 00:33:36,624 Look, Chaz... I'm sorry. 361 00:33:36,658 --> 00:33:37,625 Whatever. 362 00:33:37,659 --> 00:33:39,627 Hey! Don't be like that. 363 00:33:41,897 --> 00:33:43,999 I just don't get what's going on with you. 364 00:33:44,033 --> 00:33:46,735 Growing up, all you talked about was baseball. 365 00:33:46,769 --> 00:33:48,804 Leaving town, playing for the majors... 366 00:33:50,841 --> 00:33:51,842 If that's not what you want, 367 00:33:51,875 --> 00:33:53,809 then what do you actually want? 368 00:33:59,082 --> 00:34:00,984 What does that look like to you? 369 00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:06,422 I don't care about that book. 370 00:34:06,455 --> 00:34:07,656 Talk to me. 371 00:34:15,665 --> 00:34:16,700 What is that? 372 00:34:21,638 --> 00:34:23,406 Okay... 373 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,741 Let's get out of here. 374 00:34:25,877 --> 00:34:27,677 Wait, I thought you propped this open. 375 00:34:27,711 --> 00:34:28,678 I did. 376 00:34:28,712 --> 00:34:29,813 I promise. 377 00:34:32,482 --> 00:34:33,516 No! 378 00:34:34,518 --> 00:34:36,088 Hello? 379 00:34:36,121 --> 00:34:38,522 Hello? 380 00:34:38,556 --> 00:34:39,757 Who's out there? 381 00:34:39,790 --> 00:34:41,525 Todd! 382 00:34:41,559 --> 00:34:43,728 Stop messing around. Open up! 383 00:34:58,077 --> 00:34:59,478 Guys? 384 00:35:38,651 --> 00:35:41,587 Ten foot... hole? 385 00:36:04,678 --> 00:36:05,981 What the... 386 00:36:30,039 --> 00:36:31,539 Oh... 387 00:36:32,674 --> 00:36:34,011 my... 388 00:36:44,954 --> 00:36:46,289 God... 389 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,382 Weird. 390 00:37:43,415 --> 00:37:46,752 Where's Todd? I mean, he should be back by now. 391 00:37:46,785 --> 00:37:48,388 He's probably wankin' it, thinkin' about that titty movie. 392 00:37:48,421 --> 00:37:49,721 He'd never do that. 393 00:37:49,755 --> 00:37:51,357 Todd's a spaz, but he's not a perv. 394 00:37:51,391 --> 00:37:52,724 The cops found him in a tree 395 00:37:52,758 --> 00:37:53,792 with a pair of binoculars... 396 00:37:53,826 --> 00:37:55,060 - You don't know that. - ...peeping on some lady. 397 00:37:55,095 --> 00:37:56,628 It was in the paper, bro! 398 00:37:56,662 --> 00:37:57,696 Facts are facts. 399 00:37:57,729 --> 00:37:59,399 Dude! 400 00:37:59,432 --> 00:38:00,732 Shut up. 401 00:38:02,435 --> 00:38:03,236 Abe! 402 00:38:05,338 --> 00:38:07,273 Come back here and pick this stuff up. 403 00:38:09,175 --> 00:38:10,211 Todd! 404 00:38:11,878 --> 00:38:12,912 Todd. 405 00:38:14,047 --> 00:38:15,048 Abe! 406 00:38:16,983 --> 00:38:18,252 Wait up, man. 407 00:38:45,846 --> 00:38:47,014 Figures. 408 00:38:48,949 --> 00:38:49,984 Todd! 409 00:38:57,057 --> 00:38:59,162 Dude, you're gonna have to give him mouth to mouth. 410 00:38:59,195 --> 00:39:00,463 He's breathing, you cretin. 411 00:39:00,496 --> 00:39:02,298 Todd. 412 00:39:02,331 --> 00:39:04,267 You okay, man? What happened? 413 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:05,800 I-I saw her. 414 00:39:05,834 --> 00:39:07,035 You saw who? 415 00:39:08,803 --> 00:39:10,206 Well, who'd you see, Todd? 416 00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:11,307 Her. 417 00:39:11,340 --> 00:39:12,741 Dude. 418 00:39:12,774 --> 00:39:14,910 He peed his pants. 419 00:39:16,512 --> 00:39:19,282 Abe, I don't think it's pee, man. 420 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:20,283 It's not. 421 00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:21,984 What are you talking about? 422 00:39:22,018 --> 00:39:23,786 The woman... the woman from the film. 423 00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:24,921 She was here. 424 00:39:24,954 --> 00:39:26,122 I saw her... 425 00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:27,491 Her hooters, man. 426 00:39:27,524 --> 00:39:29,293 - And everything else. - Yeah, right. 427 00:39:29,326 --> 00:39:31,127 The only naked lady you've ever seen is your mom. 428 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,128 My mom's dead, freak. 429 00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:33,363 Prove it! 430 00:39:37,234 --> 00:39:38,402 What was that? 431 00:39:45,542 --> 00:39:46,810 What the... 432 00:40:00,891 --> 00:40:02,260 Careful, Heavy Metal Jeff. 433 00:40:03,294 --> 00:40:06,231 Don't break your edge. 434 00:40:06,264 --> 00:40:07,798 Forget it, loser. 435 00:40:08,899 --> 00:40:10,935 I'm not popping wood for this trash. 436 00:40:25,917 --> 00:40:26,985 Dang it. 437 00:40:28,953 --> 00:40:30,489 You find anything back there? 438 00:40:30,522 --> 00:40:32,324 Calm down, I'm looking. 439 00:41:16,504 --> 00:41:18,004 What the heck? 440 00:41:29,484 --> 00:41:30,585 Who's there? 441 00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:52,040 Ricky? 442 00:42:35,319 --> 00:42:36,588 What? What happened? 443 00:42:36,621 --> 00:42:38,556 Were-were-were you just in there with me? 444 00:42:38,590 --> 00:42:39,557 Was that you? 445 00:42:39,591 --> 00:42:42,926 - What? - I... I saw... I saw, um... 446 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,529 I touched your, uh... 447 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:51,268 Chastity, stop! 448 00:42:51,301 --> 00:42:54,238 I don't want you. 449 00:42:54,271 --> 00:42:55,272 What? 450 00:42:57,174 --> 00:42:58,176 I mean... 451 00:42:58,209 --> 00:43:00,546 ...because of Jasmine, you know. 452 00:43:00,579 --> 00:43:02,180 And Mr. Pike, he said... 453 00:43:02,213 --> 00:43:03,281 Ricky, shut up! 454 00:43:05,584 --> 00:43:07,420 I think someone's in here with us. 455 00:43:07,453 --> 00:43:08,454 What? 456 00:43:12,425 --> 00:43:14,292 This is what I saw in there. 457 00:43:18,431 --> 00:43:20,331 - Abe! - Let us out! 458 00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:21,967 Todd! 459 00:43:22,001 --> 00:43:23,169 Listen... 460 00:43:23,202 --> 00:43:25,304 Clearly, you saw one of these titty posters 461 00:43:25,337 --> 00:43:27,373 and you thought it was a real woman. 462 00:43:27,406 --> 00:43:29,743 All these porn chemicals running around in your brain, 463 00:43:29,776 --> 00:43:32,111 giving you hallucinations and whatnot... 464 00:43:32,144 --> 00:43:34,748 It's totally typical of satanic takeover of the mind. 465 00:43:34,781 --> 00:43:36,248 It's not porn chemicals. 466 00:43:36,282 --> 00:43:37,684 I saw her. 467 00:43:39,185 --> 00:43:40,654 You believe me, right? 468 00:43:40,687 --> 00:43:42,288 Maybe you got confused? 469 00:43:42,321 --> 00:43:43,088 Abe... 470 00:43:43,122 --> 00:43:46,727 Abe, please. I saw her bush, man. 471 00:43:46,761 --> 00:43:48,061 Guys... 472 00:43:49,062 --> 00:43:50,197 Look at this photo. 473 00:43:51,198 --> 00:43:52,567 Who does this look like? 474 00:43:58,171 --> 00:43:59,674 It's that old boozer. 475 00:44:01,642 --> 00:44:03,243 But, when was this taken? 476 00:44:03,276 --> 00:44:05,613 - Abe, Todd. - Todd. 477 00:44:05,646 --> 00:44:06,614 You guys hear that? 478 00:44:06,647 --> 00:44:09,416 Get us outta here. 479 00:44:09,449 --> 00:44:13,187 - Help! Abe! Open up! - Help! Jeff! Todd! 480 00:44:18,392 --> 00:44:20,529 What were you two doing in here so long? 481 00:44:20,562 --> 00:44:22,263 We got stuck. 482 00:44:22,296 --> 00:44:24,700 Didn't you a-holes hear us screaming and pounding? 483 00:44:24,733 --> 00:44:26,367 Screaming and pounding, huh? 484 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:27,368 Shut up, Todd. 485 00:44:27,401 --> 00:44:29,270 Shut up, everybody. 486 00:44:30,539 --> 00:44:32,106 We gotta get out of here. 487 00:44:42,752 --> 00:44:44,453 No! 488 00:44:44,486 --> 00:44:45,454 What? 489 00:44:45,487 --> 00:44:46,523 Someone took my keys. 490 00:44:46,556 --> 00:44:47,624 Did you lock us in here? 491 00:44:47,657 --> 00:44:49,258 No, I left them in the door. 492 00:44:49,291 --> 00:44:50,660 Okay, that's it, knuckleheads. 493 00:44:50,693 --> 00:44:52,494 Turn out your pockets. 494 00:44:52,529 --> 00:44:53,362 Wait. 495 00:44:53,395 --> 00:44:56,331 There are copies in Mr. Pike's office. 496 00:44:56,365 --> 00:44:57,668 It's the woman from the film. 497 00:44:57,701 --> 00:44:59,502 - She's here. - What did you say? 498 00:44:59,537 --> 00:45:01,304 Todd! Shhh. 499 00:45:01,337 --> 00:45:03,506 No, no, no. We gotta get outta here. 500 00:45:07,645 --> 00:45:09,479 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 501 00:45:09,512 --> 00:45:11,481 I can't let you do that, buddy. 502 00:45:11,514 --> 00:45:13,651 It's a violation of employee policy... 503 00:45:13,684 --> 00:45:15,619 on destroying company property. 504 00:45:16,887 --> 00:45:18,421 Okay? 505 00:45:18,454 --> 00:45:19,657 It's in the handbook. 506 00:45:19,690 --> 00:45:21,190 Alright? Use your head. 507 00:45:24,261 --> 00:45:25,664 Okay, guys. 508 00:45:25,697 --> 00:45:26,698 Look... 509 00:45:28,399 --> 00:45:30,301 There ain't no movie woman. 510 00:45:32,202 --> 00:45:33,772 If you ask me... 511 00:45:33,805 --> 00:45:36,841 it's that creepy old dude. 512 00:45:36,875 --> 00:45:39,243 I think he used to own the place. 513 00:45:39,276 --> 00:45:41,178 And now he's back. 514 00:45:41,211 --> 00:45:46,719 Under the influence, and a perv to boot. 515 00:45:46,752 --> 00:45:52,157 Someone like that is capable of anything. 516 00:45:52,190 --> 00:45:53,325 Boys... 517 00:45:55,260 --> 00:45:56,762 it's time to ante up. 518 00:46:02,935 --> 00:46:04,502 Forget that. 519 00:46:04,536 --> 00:46:07,238 Let's get the keys and get out of here. 520 00:46:07,272 --> 00:46:08,608 The lady from the film is here, 521 00:46:08,641 --> 00:46:09,610 I'm telling you. 522 00:46:09,643 --> 00:46:10,844 It just sounds crazy, Todd. 523 00:46:10,877 --> 00:46:12,411 Why can't you back me up on this? 524 00:46:12,445 --> 00:46:13,279 Just this once. 525 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:14,513 Right or wrong, I always stick by you. 526 00:46:14,547 --> 00:46:17,216 You two losers sound like an old married couple. 527 00:46:17,249 --> 00:46:18,885 - Shut up, Heavy Metal Jeff! - Shut up, Heavy Metal Jeff! 528 00:46:18,919 --> 00:46:19,820 Guys! 529 00:46:40,808 --> 00:46:42,476 Look. 530 00:46:48,248 --> 00:46:49,616 You put that dirty movie on again? 531 00:46:49,651 --> 00:46:50,852 No way! 532 00:46:50,885 --> 00:46:52,654 We put it back where we found it. 533 00:47:28,524 --> 00:47:29,793 Nope, I'm outta here. 534 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,282 - Office! - What was that? 535 00:47:52,315 --> 00:47:53,650 Was that the projector? 536 00:47:57,387 --> 00:47:58,421 Oh no. 537 00:47:59,890 --> 00:48:03,326 Dope fiend with a fistful of keys and nothing to lose? 538 00:48:03,359 --> 00:48:05,796 It's grandpa's party now. 539 00:48:05,830 --> 00:48:07,297 Barricade that door. 540 00:48:29,020 --> 00:48:29,988 What's in here? 541 00:48:30,021 --> 00:48:32,023 A rifle. 542 00:48:32,057 --> 00:48:33,125 Are you serious? 543 00:48:33,158 --> 00:48:35,360 That's what Mr. Pike told me when I was training. 544 00:48:35,393 --> 00:48:36,394 He was showing me around the office 545 00:48:36,428 --> 00:48:37,997 and when I asked him what was in the cabinet... 546 00:48:38,030 --> 00:48:40,365 - He pulled out a gun? - I don't buy it. 547 00:48:40,398 --> 00:48:41,868 No. He didn't pull it out. 548 00:48:41,901 --> 00:48:42,869 He just said I never had to worry 549 00:48:42,902 --> 00:48:44,804 because he was watching out for everybody. 550 00:48:48,573 --> 00:48:49,976 What... what was that? 551 00:48:54,579 --> 00:48:55,580 Guys... 552 00:48:56,783 --> 00:48:57,818 Where's Todd? 553 00:48:59,119 --> 00:49:00,686 He didn't come in here with us? 554 00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:02,722 Well, he's still out there. 555 00:49:02,755 --> 00:49:05,324 - Move this stuff! - Wait, maybe it's Mr. Pike. 556 00:49:05,358 --> 00:49:06,592 It's not midnight yet! 557 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,062 It's hobo fever. 558 00:49:12,933 --> 00:49:14,802 Let's smoke this junkie. 559 00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:38,659 What's this? 560 00:49:46,467 --> 00:49:47,769 What is this for? 561 00:49:49,839 --> 00:49:51,841 To clean his gun? 562 00:49:51,874 --> 00:49:53,876 What gun? 563 00:49:53,909 --> 00:49:55,010 Weird. 564 00:49:57,645 --> 00:49:59,014 - Whoa. - What is it? 565 00:50:01,984 --> 00:50:04,552 We shouldn't have opened this cabinet. 566 00:50:04,586 --> 00:50:05,988 This is... is private. 567 00:50:08,590 --> 00:50:10,826 Give it. I want to see. 568 00:50:10,861 --> 00:50:11,962 Give it to me. 569 00:50:18,434 --> 00:50:19,568 I don't get it. 570 00:50:22,906 --> 00:50:24,373 Wait, what? 571 00:50:27,010 --> 00:50:28,144 Oh, my gosh. 572 00:50:28,178 --> 00:50:30,947 What? Abe, hook it to the TV. 573 00:50:32,048 --> 00:50:33,150 No. 574 00:50:39,623 --> 00:50:40,757 Do it. 575 00:51:19,764 --> 00:51:21,067 What the H? 576 00:51:23,269 --> 00:51:24,569 Turn it off. 577 00:51:26,805 --> 00:51:28,607 Turn it off now! 578 00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,044 Mr. Pike was filming customers in the ladies room. 579 00:51:31,077 --> 00:51:34,981 It can't be. This just can't be. 580 00:51:35,014 --> 00:51:36,249 There are so many tapes. 581 00:51:36,282 --> 00:51:38,617 Shut up, Chaz. It's not true. 582 00:51:38,650 --> 00:51:41,620 Did you do this? Hm? Or your little friend? 583 00:51:41,653 --> 00:51:43,990 No. I've never even been in here before. 584 00:51:44,023 --> 00:51:45,558 What kind of a joke is this? 585 00:51:45,591 --> 00:51:46,793 Guys, look. 586 00:52:01,041 --> 00:52:02,109 Give me that. 587 00:52:21,829 --> 00:52:23,064 No way. 588 00:52:26,834 --> 00:52:28,303 This doesn't make any sense. 589 00:52:28,336 --> 00:52:30,938 This doesn't make any kind of sense. 590 00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:47,689 No... it all makes sense. 591 00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,292 Mr. Pike's a liar. 592 00:52:50,326 --> 00:52:51,293 What?! 593 00:52:51,327 --> 00:52:54,263 Mr. Pike is full of bull crap. 594 00:52:54,296 --> 00:52:56,831 I mean, what's all that crazy junk downstairs? 595 00:52:56,865 --> 00:52:58,301 What are all these tapes? 596 00:52:58,335 --> 00:52:59,568 He's not a liar. 597 00:53:01,138 --> 00:53:02,205 Oh, yeah? 598 00:53:04,107 --> 00:53:06,008 Why'd you go to camp this summer? 599 00:53:07,144 --> 00:53:08,944 What does that have to do with anything? 600 00:53:08,978 --> 00:53:10,280 Camp? 601 00:53:10,313 --> 00:53:13,783 Aren't you a little old for camp? 602 00:53:13,816 --> 00:53:14,984 I'm just... 603 00:53:16,752 --> 00:53:18,954 I'm not supposed to talk about it. 604 00:53:18,988 --> 00:53:19,989 Why not? 605 00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,561 Didn't you find it transformative? 606 00:53:26,963 --> 00:53:28,066 How do you know about that? 607 00:53:28,099 --> 00:53:29,866 Mr. Pike. 608 00:53:32,702 --> 00:53:34,037 He told you? 609 00:53:35,139 --> 00:53:36,807 He said it would fix things. 610 00:53:38,708 --> 00:53:41,345 That it would take the burden of homosexuality off you 611 00:53:41,379 --> 00:53:43,347 so you could be free to live a normal life. 612 00:53:43,381 --> 00:53:45,350 You're gay? 613 00:53:45,384 --> 00:53:48,153 But... but... 614 00:53:48,187 --> 00:53:50,822 you're, like, an athlete. 615 00:53:50,855 --> 00:53:52,291 She's lying. 616 00:53:52,324 --> 00:53:53,292 Shut up, Chaz. 617 00:53:53,325 --> 00:53:54,892 I'm lying? 618 00:53:54,926 --> 00:53:56,961 I'm lying? 619 00:53:56,994 --> 00:53:58,629 Who do you think told Mr. Pike 620 00:53:58,663 --> 00:54:02,367 that you were having lustful thoughts about men? 621 00:54:02,401 --> 00:54:03,968 Girls playing baseball... 622 00:54:04,001 --> 00:54:07,172 gay guys playing baseball... what is going on, man? 623 00:54:07,206 --> 00:54:10,343 It's not true. It's not true. 624 00:54:10,376 --> 00:54:11,844 Chaz just can't stand it 625 00:54:11,877 --> 00:54:14,414 that I am in love with Jasmine and not her. 626 00:54:14,447 --> 00:54:16,982 There is no Jasmine. 627 00:54:52,986 --> 00:54:54,888 What in the Lord's name? 628 00:55:15,142 --> 00:55:16,311 Hello? 629 00:55:31,092 --> 00:55:32,827 Chaz? 630 00:55:32,861 --> 00:55:34,129 Ricky? 631 00:55:35,931 --> 00:55:37,300 Where are you guys? 632 00:55:44,139 --> 00:55:46,476 Chaz? 633 00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:48,945 It's okay, man. 634 00:55:48,978 --> 00:55:50,913 You can still beat this. 635 00:55:52,449 --> 00:55:54,050 I was an addict too. 636 00:55:55,051 --> 00:55:57,820 My vice? Nicotine. 637 00:55:59,489 --> 00:56:02,359 It took me months. Even after I found my edge. 638 00:56:03,893 --> 00:56:06,762 But I haven't smoked in a year. 639 00:56:09,567 --> 00:56:14,137 Mr. Pike helped me quit. He helped me find God again. 640 00:56:15,138 --> 00:56:16,407 He's no perv. 641 00:56:17,542 --> 00:56:19,510 And neither are you. 642 00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:22,145 Hello? 643 00:56:23,314 --> 00:56:25,916 C'mon, man. 644 00:56:25,949 --> 00:56:28,118 There's no cryin' in baseball. 645 00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,154 Guys... 646 00:56:31,188 --> 00:56:33,024 Alright now. 647 00:56:33,057 --> 00:56:34,426 Enough's enough. 648 00:56:43,001 --> 00:56:44,470 He's here. 649 00:56:44,503 --> 00:56:46,505 - Mr. Pike! - Mr. Pike! 650 00:56:46,538 --> 00:56:48,540 - Mr. Pike. - We're in your office! 651 00:56:48,574 --> 00:56:50,008 He can't hear us. 652 00:56:56,114 --> 00:56:58,183 I'm comin' in... guys? 653 00:57:09,396 --> 00:57:10,563 Something's not right. 654 00:57:20,940 --> 00:57:22,142 It's her. 655 00:57:23,611 --> 00:57:24,878 Who? 656 00:57:42,596 --> 00:57:43,997 What is he doing? 657 00:58:03,951 --> 00:58:04,952 Okay. 658 00:58:08,255 --> 00:58:10,025 Oh, my. 659 00:58:10,058 --> 00:58:11,059 Todd was right. 660 00:58:13,962 --> 00:58:15,631 Is this really happening? 661 00:58:47,631 --> 00:58:49,633 Whoa. 662 00:58:49,666 --> 00:58:51,100 Mercy. 663 00:58:52,703 --> 00:58:54,070 Mercy. 664 00:58:55,472 --> 00:58:57,341 Oh, yes. 665 00:59:04,014 --> 00:59:06,183 What is that? 666 00:59:06,216 --> 00:59:09,353 Brother, that's unbridled perversion. 667 00:59:09,386 --> 00:59:10,688 No, no, no. 668 00:59:12,590 --> 00:59:14,391 That. 669 00:59:25,103 --> 00:59:26,171 Oh, no. 670 00:59:35,648 --> 00:59:39,984 Mr. Pike! Oh, God! 671 00:59:51,430 --> 00:59:55,167 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 672 01:00:00,474 --> 01:00:01,675 He's still alive. 673 01:00:03,042 --> 01:00:04,578 He's still alive. 674 01:00:05,679 --> 01:00:07,547 We have to help him. 675 01:00:07,581 --> 01:00:09,082 We have to help him. 676 01:00:09,115 --> 01:00:10,350 We have to help him. 677 01:00:10,383 --> 01:00:11,384 Come on! 678 01:00:21,094 --> 01:00:22,630 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 679 01:00:22,663 --> 01:00:23,531 What?! 680 01:00:23,564 --> 01:00:27,334 I'm the only one who can handle this. 681 01:00:27,367 --> 01:00:29,770 Lock the door, sit tight, 682 01:00:29,804 --> 01:00:32,741 don't move 'til I say, "all clear." 683 01:00:32,774 --> 01:00:34,041 Read me? 684 01:00:34,075 --> 01:00:35,476 Are you sure? 685 01:00:38,112 --> 01:00:39,681 I have the bat. 686 01:00:40,682 --> 01:00:42,216 Go. 687 01:00:52,126 --> 01:00:53,562 Mr. Pike... 688 01:01:20,791 --> 01:01:23,059 Put him down, you godless beast. 689 01:02:21,286 --> 01:02:25,357 CBTL. CBTL. CBTL. CBTL... 690 01:02:50,416 --> 01:02:52,418 Nicotine. 691 01:03:29,490 --> 01:03:30,658 Christ... 692 01:03:32,393 --> 01:03:33,594 Bears... 693 01:03:35,596 --> 01:03:36,664 The... 694 01:03:37,966 --> 01:03:39,567 Loaaa... 695 01:03:43,571 --> 01:03:45,775 Ah! My nut! 696 01:03:47,342 --> 01:03:48,712 She got Jeff! 697 01:04:08,498 --> 01:04:11,267 Whoa. 698 01:04:11,301 --> 01:04:15,906 She... exploded... my... nuts. 699 01:04:18,843 --> 01:04:21,277 It's just like in there... 700 01:04:27,818 --> 01:04:29,319 Hey. Hey, hey. No. 701 01:04:29,352 --> 01:04:30,788 Stay with me. 702 01:04:30,821 --> 01:04:32,758 Hey! Hey! Stick with me here, Jeff. 703 01:04:32,791 --> 01:04:34,692 Okay... alright... 704 01:04:40,698 --> 01:04:42,868 - No. - Let me help you. 705 01:04:42,901 --> 01:04:44,836 I did first aid for the baseball team. 706 01:04:44,870 --> 01:04:46,737 But Ricky... 707 01:04:46,772 --> 01:04:50,776 Look, Jeff... you're bleeding out. 708 01:04:50,809 --> 01:04:53,744 Are you sure it's a good idea? 709 01:04:53,779 --> 01:04:55,479 I mean... you know... 710 01:04:56,581 --> 01:04:58,383 Because you're a gay dude. 711 01:04:59,618 --> 01:05:01,020 Do you think I'm going to get turned on 712 01:05:01,053 --> 01:05:03,355 by your exploded testicles? 713 01:05:03,388 --> 01:05:05,690 Is that how you think being gay works? 714 01:05:06,691 --> 01:05:08,895 Honestly, man... 715 01:05:08,928 --> 01:05:10,830 I have no idea. 716 01:05:32,019 --> 01:05:33,619 Ow. 717 01:05:36,924 --> 01:05:38,391 Oh. 718 01:05:39,827 --> 01:05:41,061 Uhh. 719 01:05:48,002 --> 01:05:49,871 Oh. 720 01:05:52,006 --> 01:05:53,807 We have to find Todd... 721 01:05:53,842 --> 01:05:55,043 Before that thing does. 722 01:05:55,076 --> 01:05:57,145 I know he's your friend, man. 723 01:05:57,178 --> 01:05:59,047 But there's no saving him now. 724 01:06:00,048 --> 01:06:01,682 You saw what happened to Mr. Pike. 725 01:06:01,715 --> 01:06:02,783 Mr. Pike... It's a pervert's fate. 726 01:06:02,816 --> 01:06:04,418 No, he's not a pervert. 727 01:06:10,926 --> 01:06:14,762 It wasn't his idea to peep on that lady in her bathroom. 728 01:06:15,965 --> 01:06:16,966 It was mine. 729 01:06:18,067 --> 01:06:19,134 Todd didn't want to, 730 01:06:19,168 --> 01:06:22,437 but he did it because I asked him. 731 01:06:23,471 --> 01:06:25,406 He climbed that tree with me, and then... 732 01:06:26,208 --> 01:06:28,978 The lady caught us, and Todd... 733 01:06:29,011 --> 01:06:32,414 just... couldn't get down the tree fast enough. 734 01:06:32,448 --> 01:06:33,849 You know, 'cause... 735 01:06:33,884 --> 01:06:35,986 his hand. 736 01:06:36,019 --> 01:06:37,087 - And I ran away. - Abe... 737 01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:39,421 ...He didn't even want to be there and I ran. 738 01:06:39,455 --> 01:06:41,657 I left him and he got caught and never said a word. 739 01:06:41,690 --> 01:06:43,159 Why are you saying all this? 740 01:06:44,860 --> 01:06:46,695 He's not the pervert, Chaz. 741 01:06:47,730 --> 01:06:49,565 I am. 742 01:06:52,601 --> 01:06:53,569 Okay. 743 01:06:57,008 --> 01:06:58,042 Okay. 744 01:07:00,211 --> 01:07:01,778 Alright... 745 01:07:01,811 --> 01:07:03,047 It's all done. 746 01:07:07,151 --> 01:07:08,152 Here. 747 01:07:10,587 --> 01:07:11,888 Take these. 748 01:07:11,923 --> 01:07:13,657 Look. 749 01:07:13,690 --> 01:07:14,524 They're pain killers. 750 01:07:14,557 --> 01:07:16,660 I use them when my shoulder flares up. 751 01:07:16,693 --> 01:07:18,930 My life is poison-free, Ricky. 752 01:07:18,963 --> 01:07:20,765 You know that's non-negotiable. 753 01:07:20,798 --> 01:07:24,069 You consume at least a 144 ounces 754 01:07:24,102 --> 01:07:27,471 of caffeine-free diet coke, every day. 755 01:07:27,505 --> 01:07:29,607 Pain is temporary... 756 01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:31,043 honor is immortal. 757 01:07:32,610 --> 01:07:34,512 What are we up against here? 758 01:07:34,545 --> 01:07:36,214 It's called a succubus. 759 01:07:36,248 --> 01:07:39,251 Sh-She's a handmaiden of the Evil One... 760 01:07:39,284 --> 01:07:42,720 whose profane thirst in unquenchable. 761 01:07:42,753 --> 01:07:46,725 She inflames the loins... and ravages the soul. 762 01:07:46,758 --> 01:07:47,994 Once under her spell, 763 01:07:48,027 --> 01:07:52,966 her supplicants become prisoners of their own wicked desires... 764 01:07:52,999 --> 01:07:54,599 for all eternity. 765 01:07:56,002 --> 01:07:57,003 Let me see. 766 01:07:59,938 --> 01:08:02,641 Yeah... that's the one that popped me. 767 01:08:02,674 --> 01:08:04,277 No one is safe. 768 01:08:04,310 --> 01:08:06,112 I saw her in the basement... 769 01:08:06,145 --> 01:08:07,546 she kissed me. 770 01:08:09,149 --> 01:08:10,516 Was it sexy? 771 01:08:11,551 --> 01:08:13,020 She was a man. 772 01:08:13,053 --> 01:08:14,787 Oh, Jesus. 773 01:08:14,821 --> 01:08:15,855 Guys. 774 01:08:16,856 --> 01:08:18,491 When we watched that movie... 775 01:08:20,227 --> 01:08:22,196 we unleashed a sex demon. 776 01:08:24,597 --> 01:08:25,765 See, kids? 777 01:08:26,766 --> 01:08:29,869 That's why I don't watch porno. 778 01:08:29,902 --> 01:08:31,138 Abe, we have to destroy the film. 779 01:08:31,171 --> 01:08:32,307 That's how this whole thing started, 780 01:08:32,340 --> 01:08:33,174 that's how we'll finish it. 781 01:08:33,208 --> 01:08:34,575 Come on, it's still in the projector. 782 01:08:34,608 --> 01:08:36,277 No. I have to find Todd. 783 01:08:37,778 --> 01:08:39,713 We've seen what she can do. 784 01:08:39,747 --> 01:08:41,016 I can't abandon him. 785 01:08:43,084 --> 01:08:44,085 Not again. 786 01:08:45,686 --> 01:08:47,088 Abe, you're brave. 787 01:08:48,289 --> 01:08:49,556 But remember... 788 01:08:50,591 --> 01:08:52,826 Don't let it tempt you. 789 01:08:53,961 --> 01:08:55,696 I couldn't hold my edge. 790 01:08:56,698 --> 01:08:58,200 That's how I lost my nuts. 791 01:08:59,667 --> 01:09:02,771 That's how Mr. Pike lost the whole package. 792 01:09:24,061 --> 01:09:25,062 Todd. 793 01:09:30,933 --> 01:09:31,934 Todd! 794 01:10:15,380 --> 01:10:16,681 You guys ready? 795 01:10:32,764 --> 01:10:33,832 Let it burn. 796 01:10:39,738 --> 01:10:42,242 Guys, why is there no smoke? 797 01:10:46,879 --> 01:10:49,014 So he looked and behold... 798 01:10:50,015 --> 01:10:51,984 The brush was burning with fire. 799 01:10:52,985 --> 01:10:54,720 But it was not consumed. 800 01:10:55,922 --> 01:10:56,990 Figures... 801 01:10:59,058 --> 01:11:02,095 We need to pray. That's-that's the only way that we beat this. 802 01:11:03,129 --> 01:11:04,265 Count me out. 803 01:11:12,373 --> 01:11:13,374 Give me a light. 804 01:11:14,807 --> 01:11:16,075 Jeff, are you sure? 805 01:11:18,778 --> 01:11:20,282 I believe in nothing now. 806 01:11:43,137 --> 01:11:45,341 Lord, forgive us for the abomination 807 01:11:45,374 --> 01:11:47,809 that we have brought into our lives. 808 01:11:47,842 --> 01:11:50,745 Please cleanse our souls and let us be released from 809 01:11:50,779 --> 01:11:52,981 what our iniquity has wrought. 810 01:11:53,014 --> 01:11:55,083 Let this foul, malevolent force be cast 811 01:11:55,116 --> 01:11:57,286 back into the darkness from where it came. 812 01:12:15,204 --> 01:12:17,073 I'm so sorry, Ricky. 813 01:12:18,342 --> 01:12:21,077 I always wondered how Mr. Pike knew. 814 01:12:21,110 --> 01:12:22,878 I mean, I thought I was hiding it well. 815 01:12:22,912 --> 01:12:25,147 A-A lot of guys wear earrings these days. 816 01:12:26,350 --> 01:12:29,353 I didn't know you were going to give up baseball. 817 01:12:29,386 --> 01:12:31,321 He told my parents, Chaz. 818 01:12:34,224 --> 01:12:35,560 I-I was trying to help you. 819 01:12:35,593 --> 01:12:37,528 Did you pray for me to be fixed? 820 01:12:42,433 --> 01:12:43,767 Guys, stop it. 821 01:12:45,436 --> 01:12:47,137 Mr. Pike is a fraud. 822 01:12:48,339 --> 01:12:50,173 This place is a den of filth. 823 01:12:51,241 --> 01:12:52,943 God has abandoned us. 824 01:12:54,077 --> 01:12:56,014 All we have is each other. 825 01:12:59,318 --> 01:13:00,985 We have to find Todd. 826 01:15:03,980 --> 01:15:04,981 Oh. 827 01:15:11,755 --> 01:15:13,022 Did you see that? 828 01:15:14,525 --> 01:15:16,727 Did you... did you see that? 829 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:19,362 Abe, your pants. 830 01:15:29,139 --> 01:15:31,074 It's-It's Todd... 831 01:15:32,075 --> 01:15:33,210 He's in there. 832 01:16:17,657 --> 01:16:20,392 Todd? Todd! 833 01:16:20,426 --> 01:16:21,327 Holy crap! Is he dead? 834 01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,262 No, wait. Look. He's still moving. 835 01:16:48,121 --> 01:16:49,790 It's the creepy old man. 836 01:16:49,824 --> 01:16:51,057 Jeff was right. 837 01:16:52,860 --> 01:16:54,629 He was behind this whole thing. 838 01:17:00,636 --> 01:17:01,670 Oh, man... 839 01:17:01,703 --> 01:17:02,704 He's bleeding. 840 01:17:03,639 --> 01:17:06,474 I see you've been touched by the demon... 841 01:17:06,507 --> 01:17:08,309 same as me. 842 01:17:08,342 --> 01:17:11,345 Oh, I have been touched by her... 843 01:17:11,379 --> 01:17:15,082 but not the same as you! 844 01:17:36,639 --> 01:17:38,073 Don't you touch him! 845 01:17:39,408 --> 01:17:42,210 Todd! Are you okay? What have they done to you? 846 01:17:42,244 --> 01:17:43,581 I got knocked out. 847 01:17:43,614 --> 01:17:45,849 This guy cut his penis off. 848 01:17:45,883 --> 01:17:47,885 I don't know why. 849 01:17:47,918 --> 01:17:49,419 Nobody tells Todd anything. 850 01:17:49,452 --> 01:17:50,721 You've seen his pictures, Todd. 851 01:17:50,754 --> 01:17:52,422 You saw his posters. 852 01:17:52,455 --> 01:17:54,324 He's a smut peddler. 853 01:17:54,357 --> 01:17:56,594 He unleashed the monster that killed Mr. Pike, 854 01:17:56,627 --> 01:17:57,695 and now he wants to turn you 855 01:17:57,728 --> 01:17:59,763 into his own personal pleasure pony! 856 01:17:59,797 --> 01:18:01,599 - What?! - What do you want? 857 01:18:01,632 --> 01:18:02,600 Me? 858 01:18:03,667 --> 01:18:05,669 I want the same as you. 859 01:18:06,770 --> 01:18:09,708 Out of this place! 860 01:18:09,741 --> 01:18:11,241 You see... 861 01:18:11,275 --> 01:18:16,213 This was mine... yeah? All mine. 862 01:18:16,246 --> 01:18:18,415 Before they drove me out... 863 01:18:18,449 --> 01:18:21,920 Before they burned my archive... my face... 864 01:18:21,953 --> 01:18:25,255 This was my pleasure palace! 865 01:18:25,289 --> 01:18:29,794 And I the Lord ...Lord Beekman! 866 01:18:34,399 --> 01:18:36,601 Oh, but we must be quick now... 867 01:18:36,636 --> 01:18:39,571 The hour of unity approaches. 868 01:18:39,604 --> 01:18:42,708 You were kind enough to conjure her. 869 01:18:42,742 --> 01:18:46,511 Now I have arranged the sacred instruments. 870 01:18:46,544 --> 01:18:50,850 The mortar... the bells... the knife. 871 01:18:50,883 --> 01:18:53,318 I provided the ounce of flesh. 872 01:18:53,351 --> 01:18:56,657 And this... this degenerate... 873 01:18:56,690 --> 01:19:00,259 holds the final ingredient... 874 01:19:00,292 --> 01:19:02,595 Virgin blood. 875 01:19:10,536 --> 01:19:12,605 Stop cutting me! Please! 876 01:19:12,638 --> 01:19:14,975 Not one step further. 877 01:19:15,008 --> 01:19:16,375 Or I'll let him... 878 01:19:17,443 --> 01:19:18,679 Like a goat. 879 01:19:22,950 --> 01:19:25,853 Blood of virgins. 880 01:19:25,887 --> 01:19:30,357 Purity... and light. 881 01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:26,715 Stand back, children... 882 01:20:26,750 --> 01:20:28,818 and behold! 883 01:20:28,852 --> 01:20:32,522 They will never separate me again 884 01:20:32,555 --> 01:20:35,325 from the Goddess of the Flesh! 885 01:21:57,810 --> 01:21:58,811 No! 886 01:22:02,149 --> 01:22:03,482 Don't! 887 01:22:20,434 --> 01:22:21,435 Whoa. 888 01:22:44,994 --> 01:22:45,995 Hello? 889 01:22:54,003 --> 01:22:55,972 Where are we? 890 01:22:58,607 --> 01:22:59,976 I think we're in the same place. 891 01:23:00,010 --> 01:23:01,211 Todd! 892 01:23:01,244 --> 01:23:03,545 You're okay! 893 01:23:03,579 --> 01:23:05,048 Are you okay? 894 01:23:05,081 --> 01:23:06,849 Why am I in my street clothes? 895 01:23:07,850 --> 01:23:09,185 Where are Chaz and Ricky? 896 01:23:10,753 --> 01:23:11,988 Chaz? 897 01:23:13,023 --> 01:23:14,124 Ricky? 898 01:23:15,258 --> 01:23:17,027 Maybe they're upstairs? 899 01:23:25,136 --> 01:23:26,670 Chaz? 900 01:23:28,638 --> 01:23:29,706 Ricky? 901 01:23:34,045 --> 01:23:35,947 Is it morning already? 902 01:23:37,248 --> 01:23:38,682 No way. 903 01:23:41,118 --> 01:23:42,585 Ow. 904 01:23:42,619 --> 01:23:43,621 What? 905 01:23:44,722 --> 01:23:45,958 It burned me. 906 01:23:48,759 --> 01:23:49,827 Ah. 907 01:23:52,630 --> 01:23:53,864 Help... 908 01:23:53,898 --> 01:23:55,733 - Help! - Hey, help! 909 01:23:55,766 --> 01:23:59,804 Help! Help us! 910 01:23:59,837 --> 01:24:02,940 Help us! Help! 911 01:24:04,309 --> 01:24:05,676 Help. 912 01:24:18,890 --> 01:24:20,093 Whoa! 913 01:24:20,126 --> 01:24:21,626 Did you see that? 914 01:24:21,660 --> 01:24:24,963 This... is no bueno. 915 01:24:24,998 --> 01:24:27,566 Uh, guys? 916 01:24:28,700 --> 01:24:30,869 Todd... your hand. 917 01:24:30,902 --> 01:24:32,106 Weird. 918 01:24:33,273 --> 01:24:35,209 Fuck yes. 919 01:24:46,020 --> 01:24:47,021 Todd? 920 01:24:48,288 --> 01:24:49,989 Todd? 921 01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:55,062 Oh, boy. 922 01:25:11,845 --> 01:25:13,580 Oh,. 923 01:25:25,627 --> 01:25:27,896 Please... 924 01:25:27,929 --> 01:25:30,765 What should I do? 925 01:25:40,909 --> 01:25:41,943 Sorry. 926 01:25:44,713 --> 01:25:45,714 True form... 927 01:25:46,916 --> 01:25:47,917 What? 928 01:25:50,686 --> 01:25:52,021 What was that? 929 01:25:52,054 --> 01:25:52,922 It's a book... 930 01:25:52,955 --> 01:25:54,757 We unleashed a sex demon... 931 01:25:54,790 --> 01:25:55,691 It's called a succubus... 932 01:25:55,724 --> 01:25:56,560 What does that look like to you? 933 01:25:56,592 --> 01:25:57,626 I don't care about that book. 934 01:25:57,660 --> 01:26:00,729 The mortar... the bells... the knife... 935 01:26:00,763 --> 01:26:04,700 I have arranged the sacred instruments... 936 01:26:04,733 --> 01:26:06,001 She kissed me... 937 01:26:06,035 --> 01:26:08,638 True form... true form... true form... 938 01:26:08,672 --> 01:26:10,108 The sacred instruments. 939 01:26:11,109 --> 01:26:12,776 The demon can only be summoned or dispatched 940 01:26:12,809 --> 01:26:14,711 via the sacred instruments... 941 01:26:14,744 --> 01:26:16,746 when it's in its... true form. 942 01:26:18,949 --> 01:26:20,118 What'd you just say? 943 01:26:30,461 --> 01:26:32,029 Chaz, what's going on? 944 01:26:32,063 --> 01:26:33,064 I have a plan. 945 01:26:33,097 --> 01:26:34,299 For what? 946 01:26:34,333 --> 01:26:36,235 For getting our friends back. 947 01:26:39,737 --> 01:26:41,973 Man, what is going on right now? 948 01:26:43,475 --> 01:26:45,377 Real wrath of god-type stuff. 949 01:26:45,410 --> 01:26:47,044 Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. 950 01:26:47,078 --> 01:26:49,680 Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. 951 01:26:49,714 --> 01:26:50,616 Earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead 952 01:26:50,648 --> 01:26:52,049 - rising from the grave... - Whoa, whoa, wait. 953 01:26:52,083 --> 01:26:53,152 Is this from The Book of Revelations? 954 01:26:54,018 --> 01:26:55,188 Ghostbusters. 955 01:27:05,265 --> 01:27:06,865 I think we have company. 956 01:29:02,953 --> 01:29:04,087 It's working. 957 01:29:29,147 --> 01:29:30,114 What is that? 958 01:29:30,148 --> 01:29:31,282 I don't know. 959 01:29:31,317 --> 01:29:33,151 What are we gonna do? 960 01:29:33,184 --> 01:29:34,420 Die. 961 01:29:35,887 --> 01:29:37,389 Todd? 962 01:29:37,423 --> 01:29:38,923 What's up, pussy? 963 01:29:40,124 --> 01:29:43,162 You must be stoked to be in the girls' bathroom. 964 01:29:43,195 --> 01:29:46,433 You come in here to lick the toilet seats or what? 965 01:29:46,466 --> 01:29:48,100 No. It's not-It's not him. 966 01:29:48,133 --> 01:29:49,602 He's, like, possessed or something. 967 01:29:49,636 --> 01:29:54,873 Nah, dawg. I'm not possessed. I'm fucking free. 968 01:29:54,907 --> 01:29:58,077 And now, you're going to die dickless in the girl's shitter. 969 01:29:58,110 --> 01:29:59,912 Just like that fuckwad Mr. Pike. 970 01:29:59,945 --> 01:30:01,381 Hey, watch your mouth, Demon Todd. 971 01:30:01,414 --> 01:30:03,450 Hey, fuck you, poser! 972 01:30:04,584 --> 01:30:06,085 What did you call me? 973 01:30:06,118 --> 01:30:08,888 A poser. A crybaby. 974 01:30:08,922 --> 01:30:12,959 A momma's boy who got too scared at college 975 01:30:12,992 --> 01:30:16,129 and came running home with his tail between his legs. 976 01:30:16,162 --> 01:30:17,097 You know what I would've done 977 01:30:17,130 --> 01:30:19,667 for a crack at all that free porn and booze 978 01:30:19,700 --> 01:30:22,035 you ran away from at that college? 979 01:30:23,036 --> 01:30:26,540 I would have given my right fucking hand. 980 01:30:29,943 --> 01:30:31,580 But now I don't have to. 981 01:30:31,613 --> 01:30:34,449 Once I'm done with you two, I'm gonna saddle up 982 01:30:34,483 --> 01:30:37,284 and strap in for an eternity full of fucking... 983 01:30:37,318 --> 01:30:40,054 fightin', and gettin' my knob slobbed 984 01:30:40,087 --> 01:30:42,624 by that sexy-ass demon chick. 985 01:30:43,625 --> 01:30:45,092 We have to kill Todd. 986 01:30:49,431 --> 01:30:51,600 Come at me, bitch. 987 01:30:51,633 --> 01:30:52,634 Ricky? 988 01:30:55,471 --> 01:30:56,672 Are you ready? 989 01:31:00,610 --> 01:31:01,977 Ricky? 990 01:31:02,010 --> 01:31:03,378 Should I do it? 991 01:31:06,449 --> 01:31:09,552 Ricky! What are you seeing? 992 01:31:09,585 --> 01:31:10,586 What's it like? 993 01:31:11,587 --> 01:31:12,588 Just... 994 01:31:13,756 --> 01:31:17,392 Give me... a few more minutes... 995 01:31:23,399 --> 01:31:26,035 No, wait! You can't hurt him. 996 01:31:26,068 --> 01:31:28,739 Regular Todd is still inside him. I know it. 997 01:31:28,772 --> 01:31:30,106 Look, Todd... 998 01:31:32,008 --> 01:31:33,109 I know you're in there. 999 01:31:33,142 --> 01:31:34,678 Regular Todd is dead. 1000 01:31:34,711 --> 01:31:36,513 There's only Demon Todd now. 1001 01:31:36,547 --> 01:31:38,281 - Move over, Abe. - No, no, no, no, wait! 1002 01:31:39,716 --> 01:31:42,218 Abe! We're in trouble, man! 1003 01:31:43,220 --> 01:31:46,023 Regular Todd, if you can hear me, 1004 01:31:46,056 --> 01:31:48,258 I need you to know one thing. 1005 01:31:48,292 --> 01:31:50,260 I love you, man. 1006 01:31:50,294 --> 01:31:51,261 You always get my back. 1007 01:31:51,295 --> 01:31:53,565 And you never complain when I don't get yours. 1008 01:31:53,598 --> 01:31:56,333 You're the best friend a guy could have. 1009 01:31:56,366 --> 01:31:58,402 I realize that now. 1010 01:31:58,435 --> 01:31:59,704 And if I die here today, 1011 01:31:59,737 --> 01:32:01,506 I'll be glad I got to spend 1012 01:32:01,539 --> 01:32:04,274 my last few moments alive with you. 1013 01:32:04,308 --> 01:32:06,376 There's nobody else I'd rather spend them with. 1014 01:32:10,248 --> 01:32:11,216 Come here, man. 1015 01:32:11,249 --> 01:32:12,283 Don't do it, dude! 1016 01:32:14,520 --> 01:32:17,590 Oldest trick in the fucking book! 1017 01:32:19,592 --> 01:32:21,426 My nuts! 1018 01:32:24,563 --> 01:32:25,564 Ricky! 1019 01:32:26,599 --> 01:32:28,801 Ricky, I'm going to do it now. 1020 01:32:28,834 --> 01:32:31,303 I have to change it back to its true form, 1021 01:32:31,337 --> 01:32:32,304 or you can't kill it. 1022 01:32:32,338 --> 01:32:33,540 No, wait. 1023 01:32:33,573 --> 01:32:35,107 No, I have to. 1024 01:32:35,140 --> 01:32:37,644 If you go all the way, the demon will kill you. 1025 01:32:37,677 --> 01:32:39,311 Hold on a second... 1026 01:32:39,345 --> 01:32:43,415 Ricky! Ricky, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it! 1027 01:32:45,417 --> 01:32:49,756 No! No! No! 1028 01:33:08,308 --> 01:33:10,645 - Please! - Oh, boo hoo. 1029 01:33:10,678 --> 01:33:12,680 Abe's trapped in Hellworld. 1030 01:33:12,713 --> 01:33:14,114 I'm going to rip off your ding-dong 1031 01:33:14,147 --> 01:33:16,349 and feed it to you like a baby bird. 1032 01:33:18,151 --> 01:33:19,320 Really? 1033 01:33:19,353 --> 01:33:22,123 Let's get those pants off, big boy. 1034 01:33:42,276 --> 01:33:44,079 Ricky! 1035 01:34:01,163 --> 01:34:02,164 Bingo. 1036 01:34:25,455 --> 01:34:27,523 Aw, shoot. 1037 01:34:37,969 --> 01:34:39,236 Whoa. 1038 01:34:52,651 --> 01:34:54,920 I'm sorry I grabbed your junk, dude. 1039 01:34:54,954 --> 01:34:56,287 I feel awful. 1040 01:34:56,321 --> 01:34:58,958 It's okay, buddy. It wasn't you. 1041 01:34:58,991 --> 01:35:00,826 Thank you for coming after me. 1042 01:35:02,327 --> 01:35:03,663 Yes! 1043 01:35:05,296 --> 01:35:07,298 Guys! Oh, you're back! 1044 01:35:08,333 --> 01:35:09,534 See. Your plan worked. 1045 01:35:09,567 --> 01:35:10,703 Ricky, what happened to you? 1046 01:35:10,736 --> 01:35:13,371 Oh... I... 1047 01:35:13,405 --> 01:35:14,572 We killed her... 1048 01:35:14,606 --> 01:35:17,743 or trapped her back in the film, at least. 1049 01:35:26,252 --> 01:35:27,319 Someone has to watch over it. 1050 01:35:28,487 --> 01:35:30,322 Make sure nobody ever sees it again. 1051 01:35:31,825 --> 01:35:36,863 Abe... what if you get, like, tempted or something? 1052 01:35:39,398 --> 01:35:40,834 CBTL. 1053 01:35:45,405 --> 01:35:48,341 So... what do we do now? 1054 01:36:00,487 --> 01:36:02,355 Let's get the heck out of here.