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Nah I'm sorry, 16 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:28,998 We're not gonna call you, it's not gonna happen. I'm sorry. 17 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:31,133 Yeah, that wasn't good. 18 00:01:54,957 --> 00:01:57,559 You made out with someone who had herpes? 19 00:01:57,692 --> 00:02:02,164 Hahahaha! You loser! 20 00:02:02,999 --> 00:02:04,733 Has this happened to you? 21 00:02:04,866 --> 00:02:06,701 Actually sir can you just drop me off right here 22 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:09,637 on this corner. Yeah, thank you. 23 00:02:09,771 --> 00:02:13,175 Yeah you know what sir I'm actually gonna get out too. 24 00:02:16,979 --> 00:02:18,580 What kind of car do you drive? 25 00:02:18,713 --> 00:02:20,883 This is not suitable for Gluber pool. 26 00:02:21,017 --> 00:02:23,219 It says here your drop off is in the valley. 27 00:02:24,786 --> 00:02:27,856 I'm just gonna walk up Laurel Canyon drive. 28 00:02:27,990 --> 00:02:31,027 Just please give me five stars. Please? 29 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:38,000 Hey dad. 30 00:02:38,134 --> 00:02:39,435 What's up, son? 31 00:02:39,567 --> 00:02:41,070 Uh, I just got out of an audition. 32 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:43,406 Actually, yeah, I think I'm gonna get a callback. 33 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,474 What's the pay? 34 00:02:45,607 --> 00:02:46,876 Copy, credit, meal... 35 00:02:47,009 --> 00:02:48,511 Listen! It's not good enough. 36 00:02:48,643 --> 00:02:51,047 We've been through this a million times! I'm an actor! 37 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:54,283 Why don't you come back home and work with your old man? 38 00:02:54,417 --> 00:02:56,684 Mom and I cannot see you struggling like that. 39 00:02:56,818 --> 00:03:01,290 I love you. I gotta go. Okay? Oh, one last thing! 40 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:04,026 Can you wire me some money? 41 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,661 I have a couple bills I need to take care of. 42 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:09,899 Listen and listen good! This is the last time. 43 00:03:10,032 --> 00:03:12,034 Of course, of course Dad. 44 00:03:12,168 --> 00:03:15,237 Thank you so much. I love you. 45 00:03:17,506 --> 00:03:21,444 Hey guys! Evan here. I just got out of an audition and 46 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:26,315 it went amazing! I'll keep you guys posted if I got it. 47 00:03:26,449 --> 00:03:28,783 Evan out! 48 00:04:16,499 --> 00:04:18,633 Oh, about time! 49 00:04:19,168 --> 00:04:22,171 Hello Evan. 50 00:04:25,608 --> 00:04:28,177 VR mode starting. 51 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,145 My God... 52 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:34,350 Oh Evan... 53 00:04:36,585 --> 00:04:38,653 I'm so horny. 54 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:47,729 Before we start making out, do you wanna dance? 55 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,999 I'd love to. 56 00:05:16,425 --> 00:05:18,427 Let me make you happy. 57 00:05:18,561 --> 00:05:20,095 Yes. 58 00:05:46,188 --> 00:05:49,558 The country of Allur was founded in 1894 59 00:05:49,692 --> 00:05:51,327 by two hot people. 60 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:54,230 No one is certain of its exact geographical location 61 00:05:54,363 --> 00:05:57,399 but many speculate it is in the Middle East. 62 00:05:57,533 --> 00:06:01,203 The kingdom of Allur was in such financial crisis that 63 00:06:01,337 --> 00:06:05,840 the royal guards had to wear Halloween costumes. 64 00:06:06,375 --> 00:06:10,679 The kingdom of Allur. A naturally beautiful country. 65 00:06:10,812 --> 00:06:13,549 From its scenic views and flowing rivers 66 00:06:13,682 --> 00:06:15,484 to its gorgeous natives. 67 00:06:15,618 --> 00:06:18,887 Our land will transport you to a world rich with romance 68 00:06:19,021 --> 00:06:23,025 and passion all provided by Zuku Zuku. 69 00:06:23,559 --> 00:06:27,096 For decades Allur has been the leader in the sacred art 70 00:06:27,229 --> 00:06:31,934 of love making. Not even the Kama Sutra knows of such lust. 71 00:06:32,701 --> 00:06:37,772 Allur, the land of Zuku Zuku. Travel packages now available. 72 00:06:39,241 --> 00:06:42,244 Cut! 73 00:06:45,147 --> 00:06:50,519 This is what we do? This is shit! This is purely shit! 74 00:06:51,853 --> 00:06:56,258 Calm down! Imagining a big lollypop! 75 00:06:56,392 --> 00:06:57,259 Lollypop? 76 00:06:57,393 --> 00:06:58,227 Lollypop! 77 00:06:58,360 --> 00:06:59,361 Did you guys like it? 78 00:06:59,495 --> 00:07:00,663 I loved it! it's great! 79 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:03,666 Yes it is fantastic work! 80 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:05,634 But we are going with the other plan. 81 00:07:05,768 --> 00:07:08,270 You know the Zuku Zuku doesn't work well anymore anyways. 82 00:07:08,404 --> 00:07:10,606 All these western hipsters care about these days is 83 00:07:10,739 --> 00:07:12,741 quick bang bang sploosh! 84 00:07:14,943 --> 00:07:18,013 Your royal highness, Prince Ahmed and Prince Ali! 85 00:07:18,147 --> 00:07:20,949 Mommy. 86 00:07:21,083 --> 00:07:23,052 Father. 87 00:07:24,753 --> 00:07:28,691 Khalid, Khalid! You made sure my third son is 88 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,159 occupied during this meeting? 89 00:07:30,292 --> 00:07:33,362 Oh yes your majesty, nothing to worry about. 90 00:07:41,303 --> 00:07:42,971 Darwin Coming! 91 00:07:43,105 --> 00:07:48,177 Darwin you are so brave, why don't I just untie you 92 00:07:48,310 --> 00:07:50,179 and we go back to bed? 93 00:07:50,312 --> 00:07:54,316 If we ever get out of this, that villain is going to pay! 94 00:07:54,450 --> 00:07:59,388 Oh Mister Darwin! You are so handsome! 95 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,192 Oh ok, tea time! 96 00:08:03,325 --> 00:08:06,328 Just come lay with me! 97 00:08:06,462 --> 00:08:09,531 Our time for today is over. I have a family meeting. 98 00:08:09,665 --> 00:08:10,532 I gotta go! 99 00:08:10,666 --> 00:08:12,067 Where's the mirror? 100 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:15,471 There are no mirrors here. Let me tell you my story. 101 00:08:15,604 --> 00:08:20,075 Once upon a time I was born, like I am now, I was 102 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:22,544 incredibly handsome... 103 00:08:23,779 --> 00:08:26,749 It must never leave the palace 104 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:31,420 What is this? This is dangerous. 105 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:32,888 Is it a baby? 106 00:08:33,021 --> 00:08:37,760 In fact a witch decreed that if I ever saw myself in the mirror 107 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,428 I would turn ugly. 108 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,230 We made this? 109 00:08:41,363 --> 00:08:43,365 That's why there are no mirrors here. 110 00:08:43,499 --> 00:08:46,735 How unlucky it is that you'll never be able to witness 111 00:08:46,869 --> 00:08:48,170 your own beauty? 112 00:08:48,303 --> 00:08:51,573 And what is more important than being handsome? 113 00:08:51,707 --> 00:08:53,108 Nothing my prince. 114 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:54,810 The prince must go now. 115 00:08:54,943 --> 00:08:56,979 It has been decided. We will complete a two billion dollar 116 00:08:57,112 --> 00:08:59,281 deal with hip new energy out in California. 117 00:08:59,415 --> 00:09:02,651 Prince Ali and Prince Ahmed will leave tomorrow to seal the deal 118 00:09:02,785 --> 00:09:05,254 and deliver the bags of money to Los Angeles. 119 00:09:05,387 --> 00:09:06,989 Why don't you wire the money? 120 00:09:07,122 --> 00:09:09,625 Because they want to charge me a thirty dollar wiring fee! 121 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,126 What a rip off! 122 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:14,496 Sons, this is our last resort to save the country. 123 00:09:14,630 --> 00:09:19,334 I trust you to take care of this. Good day. 124 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,805 The royal Highnesses, Prince Fahad! 125 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:25,607 What is this father? I'm hearing about Los Angeles. 126 00:09:25,741 --> 00:09:27,877 I have been asking years to send me to Hollywood. 127 00:09:28,010 --> 00:09:31,013 I'm sending your brothers Ali and Ahmed to California 128 00:09:31,146 --> 00:09:33,081 to invest in new forms of energy. 129 00:09:33,215 --> 00:09:35,885 Energy is our business after all. 130 00:09:36,018 --> 00:09:38,353 I have been wasting my talents here. 131 00:09:38,487 --> 00:09:40,823 Your only talent is having sex and watching 132 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:43,559 that stupid Darwin action movie! 133 00:09:43,692 --> 00:09:44,626 Darwin action films! 134 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:45,627 Silence! 135 00:09:45,761 --> 00:09:46,995 Please father. 136 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:49,465 Enough! You're forbidden to leave this palace. 137 00:09:49,598 --> 00:09:52,434 The world is full of mirrors Fahad, and you know what 138 00:09:52,568 --> 00:09:54,169 happens when you look into one. 139 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,438 I know what's gonna happen. I will become ugly 140 00:09:56,572 --> 00:09:58,307 and I will be sent to live with the cows. 141 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:02,311 Exactly, you have no self control. You can't be trusted. 142 00:10:02,444 --> 00:10:04,480 This is for your own safety. 143 00:10:04,613 --> 00:10:06,916 We are simply trying to protect you, Fahad. 144 00:10:07,049 --> 00:10:10,819 Protect me from what my mom? I'm wasting my time here. 145 00:10:12,254 --> 00:10:15,524 Meeting adjourned! 146 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:20,462 Khalid! Khalid! 147 00:10:22,197 --> 00:10:24,333 Yes, your majesty. 148 00:10:24,466 --> 00:10:26,335 I have an important job for you. 149 00:10:26,468 --> 00:10:28,036 Right hand man kind of important? 150 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,339 I need you to keep Prince Fahad safe. 151 00:10:30,472 --> 00:10:33,208 Of course your majesty, that has always been my job. 152 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:36,345 You understand he's always been different. 153 00:10:36,478 --> 00:10:39,949 It is true. The Prince marches to the beat of his own drum. 154 00:10:40,082 --> 00:10:42,518 He's damned ugly! 155 00:10:42,651 --> 00:10:44,820 Oh yes, that. 156 00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:47,756 Don't let him ruin the opportunity to save the country. 157 00:10:47,891 --> 00:10:49,291 I will not fail you my king. 158 00:10:49,424 --> 00:10:51,693 Of course you won't. Otherwise you will be hung. 159 00:10:51,827 --> 00:10:53,562 Wait, I thought we don't do that anymore! 160 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,865 You're right. We will cut off your testicles. 161 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,767 Both of them? 162 00:10:58,935 --> 00:11:00,569 Both of them! 163 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:18,620 Oh my god... 164 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:25,093 Oh! What? 165 00:11:26,896 --> 00:11:28,932 What is that? 166 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:30,732 Oh you found the new prototype. 167 00:11:30,866 --> 00:11:33,702 Yeah, I'm testing out this new hydrocarbon silicone 168 00:11:33,835 --> 00:11:35,470 polymer composite. 169 00:11:35,604 --> 00:11:38,473 Wait, so it's a head that gives head? 170 00:11:38,607 --> 00:11:39,841 That's the idea. 171 00:11:39,976 --> 00:11:41,443 Is this a sex toy? 172 00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:42,611 Mhm. 173 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,746 Dude you can make a full robot of her. 174 00:11:44,881 --> 00:11:48,083 I would so love that. I mean, just imagine. You and me, we'll 175 00:11:48,216 --> 00:11:50,419 be able to get with the most beautiful women in the world 176 00:11:50,552 --> 00:11:53,622 even if we look like bridge trolls, which we don't 177 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:54,756 by the way. 178 00:11:54,891 --> 00:11:56,825 And the sex will be real. 179 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,928 It's sex and the future! 180 00:11:59,062 --> 00:12:03,699 So this is your plan? Your plan to finally lose your virginity. 181 00:12:03,832 --> 00:12:06,435 Nice work buddy. I'm proud of you. 182 00:12:06,568 --> 00:12:09,973 But it's complicated. I'm low on funds. 183 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:12,976 So how was last night with that chick from your acting class? 184 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,643 Am I good or am I good? 185 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:18,447 Ah man, the file, it skipped a little bit, but otherwise 186 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:21,050 incredible. Barry you're a genius. 187 00:12:21,183 --> 00:12:24,519 Just wait once I figure out this sex-bot thing. All I need is 188 00:12:24,653 --> 00:12:27,155 one pathetic rich guy who's willing to cough over some 189 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,491 major mulah... 190 00:12:31,193 --> 00:12:32,761 Ah! 191 00:12:57,987 --> 00:12:58,955 You poisoned them? 192 00:12:59,088 --> 00:12:59,956 They are asleep. 193 00:13:00,089 --> 00:13:01,356 You took my Xanax. 194 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,492 Khalid we must go, quickly. 195 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:05,160 But I have to speak to your father 196 00:13:05,293 --> 00:13:06,528 and brothers before their flight. 197 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,263 They are not going. We are. 198 00:13:08,397 --> 00:13:09,498 No we cannot! 199 00:13:09,631 --> 00:13:11,000 Khalid. 200 00:13:11,134 --> 00:13:13,502 The jet is ready for take off. I am going, either you are going 201 00:13:13,635 --> 00:13:16,039 with me or you will be hung. 202 00:13:40,395 --> 00:13:42,831 Follow your partner. 203 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:47,769 Watch them. Connect. 204 00:13:47,904 --> 00:13:51,941 Feel the flow. 205 00:13:52,274 --> 00:13:55,078 This is the best acting class. 206 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:59,781 You should be honored that I share my time with you. 207 00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:04,486 Stephanie and Evan focus! 208 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:09,725 You haven't paid me for this class or the last one. 209 00:14:09,858 --> 00:14:14,663 Yeah about that. My dad's going to pay, tomorrow? 210 00:14:14,796 --> 00:14:15,764 Your father? 211 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:18,433 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Soon, very soon. 212 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,403 Daddy's gonna pay it soon! 213 00:14:22,804 --> 00:14:26,241 Back when I was doing a production of 11th Night... 214 00:14:26,374 --> 00:14:27,944 I wish I was a millionaire. 215 00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:29,979 Can you imagine yourself as a millionaire? 216 00:14:30,113 --> 00:14:31,847 You'd be cocky and unbearable. 217 00:14:31,981 --> 00:14:34,816 Yeah I know I would and I'd like to try it anyway. 218 00:14:34,951 --> 00:14:39,287 Switch partners. Rachel you're with Evan. 219 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:42,158 Stephanie you are with Aaron. 220 00:14:43,391 --> 00:14:48,663 And everyone on their feet. Come on. Let's go. Breathing. 221 00:14:49,132 --> 00:14:51,867 Very important. Breathing. 222 00:14:54,402 --> 00:14:56,973 Harrumph! 223 00:14:57,106 --> 00:14:58,640 Evan? 224 00:15:01,010 --> 00:15:03,411 Evan? What is this? 225 00:15:03,545 --> 00:15:05,714 Did I ask you to do this? What is this? 226 00:15:05,915 --> 00:15:10,019 This is not part of the breathing exercise. Ready? 227 00:15:10,153 --> 00:15:11,954 Ready, yeah. 228 00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:19,828 Where did you pick up that bad habit? 229 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,030 Um.. 230 00:15:21,164 --> 00:15:22,631 Yo, that teacher's a dick. 231 00:15:22,764 --> 00:15:24,666 Yeah he made you cry dude. 232 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:29,638 I'm over it. Yo Throw rooftop tonight? All the celebrities are 233 00:15:29,771 --> 00:15:32,641 gonna be there. Rachel's gonna come with us. 234 00:15:32,774 --> 00:15:33,675 Sweet. 235 00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:35,377 Oh yeah, I've been there. 236 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,712 Is there something going on tonight? 237 00:15:37,846 --> 00:15:40,950 Depends, how many followers do you have? 238 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:45,453 Um.. like 20... 239 00:15:47,789 --> 00:15:49,357 20,000 isn't enough. 240 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:50,859 Bro, you need 100,000. 241 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,561 Oh. 242 00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:55,664 I got 110. She's got 300. She's blowing up. 243 00:15:55,797 --> 00:15:58,633 Yeah, Let's ditch this loser. 244 00:16:10,545 --> 00:16:12,681 She's cute. 245 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,783 That's my mom. 246 00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:17,752 At least you know your followers are real. 247 00:16:18,221 --> 00:16:20,388 Ten of them are bots, actually. 248 00:16:22,925 --> 00:16:26,028 I better go, bro. See ya... 249 00:16:40,243 --> 00:16:43,712 Who the hell are these guys? 250 00:16:45,114 --> 00:16:48,017 Woo! Lets go lets go! Fast Fast. 251 00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:51,753 We don't have time. Yeah this one. 252 00:16:53,022 --> 00:16:57,759 Okay! Okay! I'm going. Okay! 253 00:17:01,796 --> 00:17:06,701 Let's go! We are here! Woohoo! Go fast! 254 00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:10,472 What brings you to LA? 255 00:17:10,605 --> 00:17:12,741 We are here to begin my acting career. 256 00:17:12,874 --> 00:17:16,145 No way, that's interesting. Actually... 257 00:17:16,279 --> 00:17:17,914 I do a little acting myself. 258 00:17:18,047 --> 00:17:23,019 That's interesting. Do you know Darwin? The action star. 259 00:17:23,152 --> 00:17:26,755 Um, no, no. Can't say that I do. 260 00:17:26,889 --> 00:17:28,024 Haven't had the pleasure yet. 261 00:17:28,157 --> 00:17:29,058 Fahad! 262 00:17:29,191 --> 00:17:30,558 Khalid! We are in America! 263 00:17:30,692 --> 00:17:33,963 Do not call me Fahad. Call me Darwin. 264 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,299 So mister actor driver. 265 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,732 It's Evan. 266 00:17:37,866 --> 00:17:42,038 Yes Evan, you are an actor and an Uber driver? 267 00:17:42,171 --> 00:17:43,872 Yeah, yeah that's right. 268 00:17:44,006 --> 00:17:46,042 Have you been in anything we might have seen? 269 00:17:46,175 --> 00:17:47,842 No. No. 270 00:17:47,977 --> 00:17:51,981 I'm still trying to get thing on track. 271 00:17:52,315 --> 00:17:55,784 But I do take classes down at Tantrum Acting Studios though. 272 00:17:55,918 --> 00:17:58,453 Thats amazing. Khalid write this down. 273 00:17:58,586 --> 00:18:00,455 Write it down. We're gonna go to this class. 274 00:18:00,588 --> 00:18:01,456 Fahad. 275 00:18:01,589 --> 00:18:02,959 Darwin. Darwin. Darwin. 276 00:18:03,092 --> 00:18:06,128 Darwin, we must prioritize, first securing the 277 00:18:06,262 --> 00:18:08,931 investment before we enroll you in any classes. 278 00:18:09,065 --> 00:18:12,667 What's this investment you guys are talking about? 279 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:17,539 Tech. So what is hot out here in LA? 280 00:18:17,672 --> 00:18:20,443 The women. That's the hottest thing. 281 00:18:20,575 --> 00:18:23,112 Oh and vegan cheese. 282 00:18:23,245 --> 00:18:25,414 What? That's disgusting. 283 00:18:25,547 --> 00:18:27,350 Ew. 284 00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:38,094 Wow, wow this is just the beginning! 285 00:18:41,297 --> 00:18:44,166 Thank you so much Mr. Actor Evan Driver. Here you go. 286 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:48,371 Thank you. Oh I'm so sorry if I offended you. 287 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,906 Please take this as well! 288 00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:53,909 Thank you. 289 00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:54,910 Thank you. 290 00:18:55,044 --> 00:18:57,046 Thank you. 291 00:18:58,314 --> 00:19:00,049 Fahad! 292 00:19:13,062 --> 00:19:15,297 Woohoo! 293 00:19:15,431 --> 00:19:17,066 Wow! 294 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:20,069 Darwin!! Woohoo!!! 295 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:24,073 Yeah. Yeah. Freeze! 296 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,708 It is I Darwin! 297 00:19:37,186 --> 00:19:42,391 Okay, alright. Alright. Yes. 298 00:19:42,624 --> 00:19:47,163 Oh it feels so good. 299 00:19:52,334 --> 00:19:56,539 Where did it go? It's gone, they'll chop my head off! 300 00:19:56,671 --> 00:19:58,207 Fahad! 301 00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:03,112 Fahad! Where are you? Fahad! There was another bag like this, 302 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,113 did you see it? 303 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,448 What? 304 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,782 There was another bag like this, did you see it? 305 00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:10,286 I only remember bringing one. 306 00:20:17,493 --> 00:20:19,161 Fahad, where is that bag? 307 00:20:19,295 --> 00:20:21,130 Fahad that bag had a lot of money in it. 308 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,566 The money your brothers were going to use to secure that deal 309 00:20:23,698 --> 00:20:26,235 they had in place. The deal that would have saved our 310 00:20:26,368 --> 00:20:28,471 country and bought us time out here! 311 00:20:30,638 --> 00:20:33,741 What's going on there? Why am I looking at the sky? 312 00:20:33,876 --> 00:20:35,643 Your majesty, it's so good to see you again. 313 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:38,514 You promised me quick returns on my energy investment deal. 314 00:20:38,646 --> 00:20:41,350 Why is hip new energy calling me about the money? 315 00:20:41,484 --> 00:20:44,553 Uh, your majesty it's very early morning out here and people in 316 00:20:44,686 --> 00:20:46,188 LA go hiking. 317 00:20:46,322 --> 00:20:50,459 All you had to do was hand them the money and sign the papers! 318 00:20:53,661 --> 00:20:55,898 You hung up on the king? 319 00:20:56,865 --> 00:21:00,102 You hung up on the King? 320 00:21:00,236 --> 00:21:02,972 You hung up on- You Hung up on the King! 321 00:21:03,105 --> 00:21:05,608 Relax Khalid. Everything will be fine. We're going to do the 322 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:09,844 investment and I will be a movie star. Someone will find the 323 00:21:09,979 --> 00:21:12,647 money and bring it back. I am sure about that. 324 00:21:26,529 --> 00:21:31,534 A suitcase, let's see if there's some dirty panties. 325 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,339 The actor driver! 326 00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:06,801 This is it? 327 00:22:06,936 --> 00:22:09,905 Yes this is the acting school. 328 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:17,213 Your headshot needs to say everything about you in one 329 00:22:17,346 --> 00:22:22,750 quick glance. It needs to say you're young but old at the same 330 00:22:24,019 --> 00:22:27,755 time. You're elegant, yet you're mean. 331 00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:31,060 You're mean, yet educated. 332 00:22:31,193 --> 00:22:34,096 Sneaky, but educated. 333 00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:37,132 But mentally ill! Very important! 334 00:22:37,266 --> 00:22:41,070 Wait outside, wait outside! 335 00:22:44,506 --> 00:22:46,642 Excuse me. 336 00:22:46,976 --> 00:22:48,711 My client wants to take your class but he 337 00:22:48,843 --> 00:22:50,246 does not like mirrors. 338 00:22:50,379 --> 00:22:54,383 Listen pal this is the world's greatest acting class 339 00:22:54,516 --> 00:22:57,953 taught by the world's greatest acting teacher. 340 00:22:58,087 --> 00:23:01,023 You think you can just waltz... 341 00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,294 Carry on! 342 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:06,462 You wait right here. 343 00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:11,000 Headshots. Evan, your headshot? 344 00:23:13,702 --> 00:23:16,705 Mr. Evan actor driver sir did we happen to leave a bag of money 345 00:23:16,838 --> 00:23:18,007 in your car? 346 00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:21,644 Uh I don't think so, no. I'm sorry. 347 00:23:21,910 --> 00:23:23,879 Who is your agent? 348 00:23:24,013 --> 00:23:27,116 Oh, you mean FBI agent? I don't think so. 349 00:23:27,249 --> 00:23:28,484 How'd you find him? 350 00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:30,119 Oh, my father hired him. 351 00:23:30,252 --> 00:23:31,253 Who's your friend? 352 00:23:31,387 --> 00:23:33,455 Oh I'll introduce you, come on. 353 00:23:34,590 --> 00:23:35,724 Hey! I'm Steph. 354 00:23:35,857 --> 00:23:36,925 Hi, nice to meet you. 355 00:23:37,059 --> 00:23:38,460 Nice to meet you too. 356 00:23:38,594 --> 00:23:41,930 Wow. Wow. Woo. 357 00:23:42,064 --> 00:23:45,833 Hi, my name is Darwin. You can call me 358 00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:49,738 D-R-O-O-N-S-N-Y-O 359 00:23:49,871 --> 00:23:52,141 Okay, Hi Darwin. 360 00:23:52,274 --> 00:23:55,144 Okay party people back to the headshots! 361 00:23:55,277 --> 00:23:56,745 Come Fahad we must go! 362 00:23:56,879 --> 00:23:58,681 Darwin! Call me Darwin! 363 00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:00,149 Darwin we must go find the money! 364 00:24:00,282 --> 00:24:01,684 I'm not going anywhere, you can go. 365 00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:05,454 You did pay for it. I'm gonna take this class. Just go. 366 00:24:06,722 --> 00:24:08,590 Did you bring a headshot? 367 00:24:08,724 --> 00:24:09,892 What does that mean? 368 00:24:10,025 --> 00:24:11,694 A headshot. A picture of yourself 369 00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:13,462 Oh, no. 370 00:24:26,308 --> 00:24:29,378 So remember keep working on your scenes privately 371 00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:34,216 with your partners an as a special bonus I have a casting 372 00:24:34,350 --> 00:24:36,585 director from a major major 373 00:24:36,719 --> 00:24:39,388 major studio coming to see your final presentations. 374 00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:46,195 And one last thing. My new all organic vegan 375 00:24:46,328 --> 00:24:48,797 gluten free diet has become very expensive, so effective 376 00:24:48,931 --> 00:24:54,169 immediately the prices for these classes has gone up 60%. 377 00:24:55,003 --> 00:24:58,774 Beat it! Get out of here. 378 00:24:58,907 --> 00:25:03,545 And Evan this might be a good time to call daddy. 379 00:25:05,347 --> 00:25:09,218 And Fahad great work! I'm very impressed! 380 00:25:09,351 --> 00:25:10,819 Is Khalid coming back? 381 00:25:10,953 --> 00:25:11,820 I don't think so. 382 00:25:11,954 --> 00:25:13,622 Okay. 383 00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:17,426 I've learned so much already today and scene! 384 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:19,495 Woohoo! I love it! 385 00:25:19,628 --> 00:25:22,231 Well Tommy is the greatest actor of all time 386 00:25:22,364 --> 00:25:23,899 as he constantly reminds us. 387 00:25:24,032 --> 00:25:25,701 We're doomed! 388 00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:28,570 Oh, wow, this guys looks like he needs a drink. 389 00:25:28,704 --> 00:25:29,705 Yeah 390 00:25:29,838 --> 00:25:30,939 I agree with you. 391 00:25:31,073 --> 00:25:32,107 You guys wanna go to my place? 392 00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:33,709 Yeah let's go. 393 00:25:33,842 --> 00:25:35,411 Cool. Follow me. 394 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,795 Barry! We have company! 395 00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:54,663 Come on in. 396 00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,935 Oh. Hello hello! 397 00:26:00,068 --> 00:26:01,637 Ugh, Barry. 398 00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,472 How are you? 399 00:26:05,207 --> 00:26:08,477 You look awfully familiar. Have we met? 400 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:09,778 Oh no no no. 401 00:26:09,913 --> 00:26:11,480 It's not who you think it is. No it's not her. 402 00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:13,282 You're the chick from the VR machine! 403 00:26:13,415 --> 00:26:16,285 No, no, that's not her! Barry just let that one go. 404 00:26:16,418 --> 00:26:17,887 Just be quiet. Rachel, Steph. 405 00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:19,955 Do you guys mind giving me a few minutes you guys can 406 00:26:20,088 --> 00:26:21,290 wait in my room. Thank you! 407 00:26:21,423 --> 00:26:22,758 Evan, I'm like 99.9 percent sure. 408 00:26:22,892 --> 00:26:24,493 It's not her. Let it go. 409 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:28,864 Jeez Evan. 410 00:26:31,433 --> 00:26:36,171 Oh my God. You think he likes himself? 411 00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:40,409 He's so pretty. 412 00:26:41,878 --> 00:26:43,545 What is this? 413 00:26:43,679 --> 00:26:47,049 It's like VR. It's like a video game. 414 00:26:55,324 --> 00:26:56,658 Dude you got her to move. 415 00:26:56,792 --> 00:26:58,660 Yeah, she even talks. 416 00:26:59,394 --> 00:27:01,096 Are you the head that gives head? 417 00:27:01,230 --> 00:27:03,866 I certainly am. Would you like a blowjob now? 418 00:27:03,999 --> 00:27:06,668 Yeah, so I solved all the complexities and just built her. 419 00:27:06,802 --> 00:27:07,669 What do you think? 420 00:27:07,803 --> 00:27:08,871 Spectacular. 421 00:27:09,004 --> 00:27:10,606 Would you like a blowjob now? 422 00:27:10,739 --> 00:27:15,377 Yes, I want one. It's been two days without any romance. Wow! 423 00:27:15,777 --> 00:27:18,347 I think she's my soulmate. I'm in love! 424 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,681 Come on man. Don't be stupid. 425 00:27:19,815 --> 00:27:22,784 You can't fall in love with a robot. 426 00:27:26,355 --> 00:27:30,425 Oh, Evan I'm so glad you're here. 427 00:27:30,559 --> 00:27:32,494 Oh my God! 428 00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:35,430 I'm so horny. 429 00:27:35,564 --> 00:27:37,533 What? 430 00:27:39,034 --> 00:27:42,237 Oh my. Oh my. Oh my god. 431 00:27:42,371 --> 00:27:44,373 How much will you need for full body prototypes? 432 00:27:44,506 --> 00:27:46,542 Oh, I'll take over from here. No, I got this. I got this. 433 00:27:46,675 --> 00:27:50,579 Um as the spokesperson for, uh, Evan Advanced 434 00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:54,383 Robotics Corporation. We'll need a minimum investment of ten 435 00:27:54,516 --> 00:27:58,687 million dollars for a single prototype and a retainer fee for 436 00:27:58,820 --> 00:28:00,088 further production. 437 00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:01,590 I have an idea. I'm going to call the king. 438 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:02,391 Deal! 439 00:28:02,524 --> 00:28:03,927 Beautiful. Thank you! 440 00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:05,060 What is this? 441 00:28:05,193 --> 00:28:06,395 No, Rachel, take that off! 442 00:28:06,528 --> 00:28:09,631 Hey turn it off, turn it off! Is it off? 443 00:28:11,266 --> 00:28:14,003 It's for acting class I'm a method actor. 444 00:28:14,136 --> 00:28:15,671 What? 445 00:28:15,804 --> 00:28:18,840 It's not real. Just go back to my room. Back to my room. 446 00:28:18,975 --> 00:28:21,076 I knew it was her! 447 00:28:23,046 --> 00:28:24,981 Can you believe they made me park my boat on the 448 00:28:25,113 --> 00:28:29,886 other side of the port? I had to walk 30 meters to my golf cart. 449 00:28:30,652 --> 00:28:33,188 Tell me about it, my son just spent a fortune on 450 00:28:33,322 --> 00:28:37,693 sex robots. Can you believe that? Sex robots. 451 00:28:37,826 --> 00:28:39,161 Sex robots? 452 00:28:39,294 --> 00:28:40,862 I am truly embarrassed. 453 00:28:40,997 --> 00:28:43,967 I have been very interested in artificial intelligence for some 454 00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:47,803 time now. The implications. 455 00:28:48,972 --> 00:28:51,373 They are sending me a prototype. 456 00:28:53,809 --> 00:28:58,580 Can you tell your son to send two. Twenty! 457 00:29:05,654 --> 00:29:07,556 Khalid had found a way to save 458 00:29:07,689 --> 00:29:10,893 his ass from losing that briefcase. 459 00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:16,798 Well, well wow. Wow! 460 00:29:16,933 --> 00:29:19,334 Barry! Barry! 461 00:29:19,468 --> 00:29:20,802 What are you working on buddy? 462 00:29:20,937 --> 00:29:25,340 Just this new prototype. Hi everyone. 463 00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,342 This place is... 464 00:29:27,476 --> 00:29:29,012 Where stars are born! 465 00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:39,855 Everything's okay! 466 00:29:39,989 --> 00:29:42,491 This is very unprofessional in my opinion. 467 00:29:42,624 --> 00:29:46,662 Don't use the jacket. We paid good money for that! 468 00:29:46,963 --> 00:29:49,197 Khalid, should we run? 469 00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:50,699 You run. I stay. 470 00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:54,202 I'm running. 471 00:30:48,657 --> 00:30:52,260 Welcome to Evanbots! This is the assembly room where every part 472 00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:54,197 is hand assembled. 473 00:30:54,362 --> 00:30:57,833 First here at our nail painting station is my buddy Barry. 474 00:30:57,967 --> 00:31:01,703 After assembly every part then moves on to 475 00:31:01,837 --> 00:31:05,975 rigorous testing for movement. This here is my buddy Dale, 476 00:31:06,109 --> 00:31:10,079 our handshake specialist manning the hand job. 477 00:31:10,213 --> 00:31:13,116 Thank you sir. Up next 478 00:31:13,248 --> 00:31:16,518 we go to our breast augmentation station. We have over 1500 479 00:31:16,651 --> 00:31:21,157 different types of boobs for your choosing. How are you sir? 480 00:31:21,289 --> 00:31:22,925 You're doing great pal. 481 00:31:23,059 --> 00:31:25,460 Now I'd like for you to follow me to quality control. 482 00:31:25,594 --> 00:31:26,528 Come this way. 483 00:31:26,661 --> 00:31:28,797 This is a private testing area. 484 00:31:28,931 --> 00:31:32,467 I've got 10 more of these to test today! 485 00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:35,370 You get the idea. Quality control. 486 00:31:35,504 --> 00:31:39,775 At Evanbots, we love you and our robots do too. 487 00:31:39,909 --> 00:31:43,146 Here at Evanbots even you can get laid. 488 00:31:43,278 --> 00:31:46,615 At Evanbots satisfaction guaranteed. 489 00:31:46,748 --> 00:31:49,085 The customer comes first. 490 00:31:49,218 --> 00:31:54,157 Women aren't robots. They're not sex toys. 491 00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:56,491 They're thinking, feeling people. 492 00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:58,827 Don't you see the damage this does to people? 493 00:31:58,961 --> 00:32:00,062 They are just dolls. 494 00:32:00,196 --> 00:32:02,497 With perfect bodies, willing to do anything 495 00:32:02,631 --> 00:32:05,201 they're programmed by a man to do. 496 00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:07,402 I see what you're saying. 497 00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:09,105 Do you? 498 00:32:09,238 --> 00:32:12,909 Barry how smart is the artificial intelligence 499 00:32:13,042 --> 00:32:14,643 of these robot women. 500 00:32:14,776 --> 00:32:17,280 Pretty smart, I programmed them so they learn at 501 00:32:17,412 --> 00:32:21,650 a high level. The idea is they evolve and the sexual experience 502 00:32:21,783 --> 00:32:23,652 are new and more satisfying every time. 503 00:32:23,785 --> 00:32:27,422 Wow, that's amazing! High five. 504 00:32:27,656 --> 00:32:30,592 Alright see you. Wow. 505 00:32:32,228 --> 00:32:33,095 Sex sound. 506 00:32:36,865 --> 00:32:39,868 Fahad waited like a creep until everyone left 507 00:32:40,002 --> 00:32:41,336 the factory that night. 508 00:32:41,469 --> 00:32:46,541 Well, well, well. Woo! Wow. I love that. 509 00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:48,911 WOO! Hoo, Hoo. Bark, Bark! 510 00:32:49,045 --> 00:32:51,546 Time to put the final ingredient together. 511 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,548 Ladies and gentlemen. 512 00:32:53,682 --> 00:32:57,652 Haha there are no gentlemen. Ladies, 513 00:32:57,786 --> 00:33:01,023 You are going to my home the kingdom of Allur. 514 00:33:01,157 --> 00:33:05,261 You might be aware of our tradition of zuku zuku. Zuku 515 00:33:05,393 --> 00:33:10,599 zuku is more than love. Zuku zuku is more than romance. 516 00:33:10,933 --> 00:33:13,668 Zuku zuku is more than sex. 517 00:33:13,835 --> 00:33:17,539 1,000 orgasms working as one. 518 00:33:17,907 --> 00:33:19,175 Zuku Zuku! 519 00:33:19,308 --> 00:33:20,910 Zuku Zuku! 520 00:33:21,043 --> 00:33:23,212 Wow, Zuku Zuku. 521 00:33:23,346 --> 00:33:24,412 Zuku Zuku! 522 00:33:24,546 --> 00:33:26,883 Lets do it! 523 00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:37,792 Wow, Wow. Woo Hoo, hoo! 524 00:34:25,573 --> 00:34:27,109 Good evening. I'm Talia Kaplan. 525 00:34:27,243 --> 00:34:29,245 Joining us tonight is Evan Kleinman, the 526 00:34:29,378 --> 00:34:33,015 CEO of Evan Advanced Robotics corporation, which is now 527 00:34:33,149 --> 00:34:36,218 bringing the tiny kingdom of Allur back from bankruptcy. 528 00:34:36,352 --> 00:34:40,588 Thank you very much for joining us. So why sex robots and why 529 00:34:40,722 --> 00:34:42,124 only the kingdom of Allur? 530 00:34:42,258 --> 00:34:43,525 Okay, First, things first. 531 00:34:43,658 --> 00:34:45,394 Is my Instagram handle down there? 532 00:34:45,527 --> 00:34:46,929 Yeah, it is? 533 00:34:47,063 --> 00:34:51,033 I'm sorry, what was your question? Right. Sex robots. 534 00:34:51,167 --> 00:34:53,868 Of course. Um, yeah sex robots. It 535 00:34:54,003 --> 00:34:56,272 was an idea that I've had brewing in the back of my head 536 00:34:56,405 --> 00:35:00,943 for, gosh, quite some time and it's a concept I've come back 537 00:35:01,077 --> 00:35:05,348 to over and over again. You know something I really believed in. 538 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,185 You build all your robots right here in Los Angeles yet you ship 539 00:35:09,318 --> 00:35:12,821 every single one to the kingdom of Allur. Why? 540 00:35:12,955 --> 00:35:14,522 Well you know I thought it would be a 541 00:35:14,656 --> 00:35:17,659 good place to start. I saw their country really struggling and 542 00:35:17,792 --> 00:35:20,829 this was an opportunity to get them back on track. 543 00:35:20,963 --> 00:35:23,232 You know at Evanbots we're all about giving back. 544 00:35:23,366 --> 00:35:25,834 Alright, well when do you plan to expand and when will you 545 00:35:25,968 --> 00:35:28,570 start selling these robots right here in the United States. 546 00:35:28,703 --> 00:35:29,704 Soon, very soon. 547 00:35:29,838 --> 00:35:31,673 The contracts are in place and 548 00:35:31,806 --> 00:35:34,576 soon we will have worldwide distribution. 549 00:35:34,709 --> 00:35:36,278 Alright, well that's all the 550 00:35:36,412 --> 00:35:38,747 time we have for tonight thank you very much Evan Kleinman. 551 00:35:38,881 --> 00:35:41,250 Hold on, is my Instagram handle down there? Yeah? 552 00:35:41,384 --> 00:35:43,119 Can you confirm, is it there? 553 00:35:43,252 --> 00:35:44,853 Alright, well everybody have a good 554 00:35:44,987 --> 00:35:47,957 night. Thank you so much for joining us. 555 00:35:49,425 --> 00:35:52,560 Wow, I love that. 556 00:35:55,965 --> 00:35:59,368 Yo that was awesome! Did you guys see me! My followers 557 00:35:59,502 --> 00:36:01,037 are going through the roof. 558 00:36:01,170 --> 00:36:02,938 Barry we gotta start production on 559 00:36:03,072 --> 00:36:04,839 these beautiful babies immediately. 560 00:36:04,974 --> 00:36:07,877 You completely left me out. You gave me no credit at all. 561 00:36:08,010 --> 00:36:11,180 Dude, I didn't wanna complicate things, okay? 562 00:36:11,313 --> 00:36:13,215 We know you're the real deal. Let the people think what they 563 00:36:13,349 --> 00:36:16,318 want. We're gonna need 10,000 of these by the end of the month. 564 00:36:16,452 --> 00:36:17,420 Can you make that happen? 565 00:36:17,552 --> 00:36:18,421 Wait, wait, 10,000? 566 00:36:18,553 --> 00:36:19,455 Yes. 567 00:36:19,587 --> 00:36:20,855 Allur already has enough. 568 00:36:21,957 --> 00:36:23,225 You weren't serious about what you said on the TV 569 00:36:23,359 --> 00:36:24,826 show right? We're not expanding to America. 570 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,362 If we bring the robots here then what makes 571 00:36:26,495 --> 00:36:28,164 Allur so special, what brings in the tourists? 572 00:36:28,297 --> 00:36:30,632 Look you didn't think we could limit this to just one 573 00:36:30,765 --> 00:36:32,301 dinky little country did you? 574 00:36:32,435 --> 00:36:35,037 If we don't make and sell these here somebody else will. 575 00:36:35,171 --> 00:36:39,942 Believe me, and what good does that do Allur? Right? 576 00:36:40,076 --> 00:36:44,180 Okay, I saved your kingdom dude. You're welcome. 577 00:36:44,313 --> 00:36:45,247 Thank you. 578 00:36:45,381 --> 00:36:47,615 Just trust me. 579 00:36:49,285 --> 00:36:53,788 I often ask myself: is technology enough? 580 00:36:53,923 --> 00:36:56,125 If it isn't human... 581 00:36:56,758 --> 00:36:59,395 If it doesn't touch you... 582 00:36:59,528 --> 00:37:01,830 If it doesn't feel you up... 583 00:37:01,964 --> 00:37:06,601 and down, then what is technology? 584 00:37:06,734 --> 00:37:08,703 But one more gizmo 585 00:37:08,837 --> 00:37:13,242 on the road to a cold hard gizmo-ocracy. 586 00:37:13,375 --> 00:37:15,610 Let me put it this way. 587 00:37:15,945 --> 00:37:20,349 Sexual satisfaction. What is it? 588 00:37:21,317 --> 00:37:24,954 Can you touch it? Can you hold it? 589 00:37:25,087 --> 00:37:29,657 You sure as hell can! Ladies and gentleman introducing the 590 00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:33,262 Evanbots for the American marketplace! 591 00:37:41,437 --> 00:37:43,973 And just like that the robots 592 00:37:44,106 --> 00:37:48,310 were sweeping horny Americans all over the country. 593 00:37:48,444 --> 00:37:51,846 Yo I hear those robots perform that zuku zuku shit man. 594 00:37:51,981 --> 00:37:55,317 This is what we needed in America. 595 00:38:21,210 --> 00:38:24,446 Cheers to Evanbots and me finally moving out of Barry's 596 00:38:24,580 --> 00:38:25,881 crappy apartment. 597 00:38:26,015 --> 00:38:28,217 Hey! Why would you say that? 598 00:38:29,351 --> 00:38:30,452 I'm Evan! 599 00:38:30,586 --> 00:38:32,288 Oh. 600 00:38:32,421 --> 00:38:33,522 What's your name? 601 00:38:33,656 --> 00:38:35,624 I don't know. 602 00:38:35,757 --> 00:38:37,159 You don't know your own name? 603 00:38:37,293 --> 00:38:40,563 No, I don't know if I want to tell you my name. 604 00:38:40,695 --> 00:38:43,432 Oh, well maybe you do. I'm Evan 605 00:38:43,566 --> 00:38:47,236 of Evanbots and we're kind of a hot company right now. 606 00:38:47,369 --> 00:38:50,406 Well, what do you do, or make, or whatever? 607 00:38:50,539 --> 00:38:52,308 We make sex robots! 608 00:38:52,441 --> 00:38:55,344 Ew. 609 00:38:58,647 --> 00:39:01,217 What did you tell her? 610 00:39:01,716 --> 00:39:03,252 I don't know. 611 00:39:03,385 --> 00:39:07,523 Anyway, Steph you want to run lines with me tomorrow? 612 00:39:07,656 --> 00:39:09,391 Sorry, I got a protest to 613 00:39:09,525 --> 00:39:12,328 attend outside your factory tomorrow. 614 00:39:12,461 --> 00:39:14,330 Steph, come on. 615 00:39:14,463 --> 00:39:17,333 Okay, Wednesday! 616 00:39:18,534 --> 00:39:22,905 Oh, hey! Got here quicker than I expected. 617 00:39:25,207 --> 00:39:28,810 Guys this is my cousin Vanessa. Here have a seat. 618 00:39:29,478 --> 00:39:31,480 This is Evan. 619 00:39:33,215 --> 00:39:34,617 Well I have to go. I have some 620 00:39:34,749 --> 00:39:37,286 coding to get through before I call it a night. 621 00:39:37,419 --> 00:39:39,888 Okay good night. Oh, I gotta go to 622 00:39:40,022 --> 00:39:42,757 I'll see you guys. Good night. 623 00:39:54,970 --> 00:39:57,506 What's your name? 624 00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:58,641 Vanessa. 625 00:39:58,773 --> 00:40:00,042 What is it? 626 00:40:00,175 --> 00:40:01,710 Vanessa. 627 00:40:01,843 --> 00:40:03,979 Oh. 628 00:40:04,913 --> 00:40:09,585 Although he was now rich, Evan was still a bitch. 629 00:40:09,718 --> 00:40:12,388 We are better than this as a society. 630 00:40:14,256 --> 00:40:16,325 When men and women aren't equal this 631 00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:20,562 kind of grotesque objectification will not stand! 632 00:40:22,531 --> 00:40:27,136 We aren't against sex. We aren't against sexuality but we insist 633 00:40:27,269 --> 00:40:29,071 on two consenting adults to 634 00:40:29,204 --> 00:40:32,908 equal consent. Don't go! Shit! 635 00:40:36,278 --> 00:40:39,315 Wow, Steph, Steph. Steph. 636 00:40:39,448 --> 00:40:42,685 Again where are all the protestors? 637 00:40:42,817 --> 00:40:44,219 It's not that funny. 638 00:40:44,353 --> 00:40:46,955 We are providing maximum pleasures to people who have 639 00:40:47,089 --> 00:40:49,024 difficulty finding pleasure. 640 00:40:49,158 --> 00:40:52,695 It's for poor man who is suffering from anxiety and 641 00:40:52,827 --> 00:40:55,264 doesn't have confidence and good looks. 642 00:40:55,397 --> 00:40:56,532 What? 643 00:40:56,665 --> 00:40:58,367 It's for man who want to have sex with women! 644 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:02,870 And by the way no one has good looks like me. 645 00:41:03,005 --> 00:41:04,707 It's a blessing from God! 646 00:41:04,839 --> 00:41:06,375 Hey Fahad! 647 00:41:06,508 --> 00:41:10,045 I got to go and good luck with the protestors! 648 00:41:12,981 --> 00:41:15,751 Things were going great for Evanbots. 649 00:41:15,884 --> 00:41:17,453 They got a Jew and an Asian guy 650 00:41:17,586 --> 00:41:20,189 with a gray wig to give them additional funding for 651 00:41:20,322 --> 00:41:22,257 mass production across the world. 652 00:41:41,744 --> 00:41:44,380 Barry look at the ratio here. It's a bar 653 00:41:44,513 --> 00:41:48,550 full of women. How is it possible, you're alone again? 654 00:41:50,753 --> 00:41:53,422 Look, do you plan on being a virgin for the rest of your 655 00:41:53,555 --> 00:41:56,358 life? 656 00:41:56,992 --> 00:41:59,361 God. 657 00:41:59,495 --> 00:42:04,133 You know you have really nice eyes. 658 00:42:04,366 --> 00:42:07,236 Nice eyes? That's all? 659 00:42:07,369 --> 00:42:11,640 Oh, and the bags underneath them. 660 00:42:11,774 --> 00:42:13,242 Oh. 661 00:42:13,375 --> 00:42:16,078 I'm sorry I'm just not used to being around somebody 662 00:42:16,211 --> 00:42:18,180 so beautiful. 663 00:42:18,313 --> 00:42:19,681 You know. You're a lot more 664 00:42:19,815 --> 00:42:22,017 charming than you give yourself credit for. 665 00:42:22,151 --> 00:42:24,319 Evan, I'm so glad you made it. 666 00:42:24,453 --> 00:42:25,154 Hey! 667 00:42:25,287 --> 00:42:26,221 Isn't this place awesome? 668 00:42:26,355 --> 00:42:28,557 Yeah, yeah it's incredible. 669 00:42:28,690 --> 00:42:30,292 I'm Rachel, who are you? 670 00:42:30,426 --> 00:42:32,694 Vanessa. 671 00:42:32,928 --> 00:42:34,596 You lucky girl. Evan must have 672 00:42:34,730 --> 00:42:36,799 shown you his VR toy in his bedroom. 673 00:42:36,932 --> 00:42:39,701 Oh no, no, no, no. That's just... 674 00:42:39,835 --> 00:42:43,272 Yeah, uh anyway, good seeing you and sorry for 675 00:42:43,405 --> 00:42:46,275 interrupting, but a bunch of us are going golfing tomorrow with 676 00:42:46,408 --> 00:42:47,810 the real stars of Instagram and 677 00:42:47,943 --> 00:42:50,612 since you're way over 500k, would you want to come? 678 00:42:50,746 --> 00:42:53,015 Yes! That would be awesome. 679 00:42:53,148 --> 00:42:54,616 Vanessa will join me. 680 00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:58,353 Yeah. Yeah. 681 00:43:00,122 --> 00:43:02,892 Yo bro. I love your robots! 682 00:43:03,025 --> 00:43:04,259 Thank you! 683 00:43:04,393 --> 00:43:05,794 Dude, four hours last night with one. 684 00:43:05,929 --> 00:43:08,163 We aim to please. It's in our mission statement. 685 00:43:08,297 --> 00:43:09,465 Do you follow me on Instagram? 686 00:43:09,598 --> 00:43:11,033 Of course I follow you on Instagram. 687 00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:12,701 Wait for the updates on the future bots. 688 00:43:12,835 --> 00:43:14,803 It's gonna blow your mind. 689 00:43:14,938 --> 00:43:16,505 Dude I love your selfies! 690 00:43:16,638 --> 00:43:17,706 Thank you. 691 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,174 Evan Kleinman! 692 00:43:19,308 --> 00:43:21,176 Show him the present. 693 00:43:22,778 --> 00:43:25,647 Um, we baked you a special cupcake. 694 00:43:27,149 --> 00:43:31,220 Um, thank you? 695 00:43:31,653 --> 00:43:33,322 Yeah, thanks. 696 00:43:33,455 --> 00:43:36,525 You're welcome bro. Let's get out of here. 697 00:43:36,658 --> 00:43:39,127 See you guys. 698 00:43:40,462 --> 00:43:42,264 Do you want to get out of here? 699 00:43:42,397 --> 00:43:44,032 Yes. 700 00:44:09,491 --> 00:44:12,227 That special cupcake had LSD, 701 00:44:12,361 --> 00:44:16,565 CBD, Propecia and Viagra in it. 702 00:44:40,522 --> 00:44:42,391 Hey Virgin. 703 00:44:43,158 --> 00:44:44,928 What? 704 00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:50,132 Virgin! Virgin! Virgin! 705 00:44:52,234 --> 00:44:54,603 Virgin Virgin Virgin! 706 00:44:54,736 --> 00:44:56,805 I said stop it! 707 00:45:13,923 --> 00:45:15,757 Hey Mate, you got a light? 708 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,562 Hey mister, I don't bite. 709 00:45:29,973 --> 00:45:31,975 Mate you alright? 710 00:45:32,107 --> 00:45:34,176 You don't bite? 711 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:42,451 Looks like you need a little BP. Barry Penis. 712 00:45:42,584 --> 00:45:44,319 Say hello to little Barry. 713 00:45:48,457 --> 00:45:50,392 Come to the Barry. 714 00:46:03,271 --> 00:46:04,740 This is unacceptable. 715 00:46:04,873 --> 00:46:08,477 My client is clearly guilty! I mean innocent! 716 00:46:08,610 --> 00:46:10,479 You need to resign immediately otherwise the 717 00:46:10,612 --> 00:46:12,180 entire company will be in jeopardy. 718 00:46:12,314 --> 00:46:14,616 I didn't know what was going on, I don't remember any of this. 719 00:46:14,750 --> 00:46:17,887 It's all over Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat. 720 00:46:18,021 --> 00:46:19,287 I mean even Twitter. 721 00:46:19,421 --> 00:46:21,223 Someone's out to get me. Evan just tell the media 722 00:46:21,356 --> 00:46:22,925 someone's out to get me. 723 00:46:23,059 --> 00:46:24,660 Well I'm afraid that's not going to cut it. 724 00:46:24,793 --> 00:46:28,898 Khalid, tell them this isn't me. Tell them! 725 00:46:29,231 --> 00:46:31,233 It looks like you. 726 00:46:31,366 --> 00:46:32,300 Fahad? 727 00:46:32,434 --> 00:46:34,202 Not you, definitely not you. 728 00:46:34,336 --> 00:46:36,204 Evan will vouch for me, won't you Evan? 729 00:46:36,338 --> 00:46:38,707 You sexually assaulted a paparazzo, bro! 730 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,044 I created this! 731 00:46:41,777 --> 00:46:44,346 Look, we got a golf game to get to. 732 00:46:44,479 --> 00:46:48,850 Get rid of him. Do it quick. Nothing personal, Barry. 733 00:46:51,020 --> 00:46:53,221 That's not cool! 734 00:46:54,856 --> 00:46:56,825 Don't touch me! 735 00:47:20,682 --> 00:47:24,553 Freeze! Darwin here. 736 00:47:26,688 --> 00:47:29,691 Oh, will you marry me Maria? 737 00:47:29,825 --> 00:47:32,995 My name isn't Maria, but yes. 738 00:47:33,129 --> 00:47:34,563 Yes. 739 00:47:40,569 --> 00:47:45,774 And last but not least, Steph and Evan. 740 00:47:57,519 --> 00:47:59,454 You had your chance Jonathan. 741 00:47:59,588 --> 00:48:01,790 I've moved on. 742 00:48:04,693 --> 00:48:07,930 One last time Elizabeth, that's all I ask. Do the snake 743 00:48:08,064 --> 00:48:11,466 dance for me and I'll leave you alone forever. 744 00:48:14,170 --> 00:48:18,373 One last time. 745 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,363 Wow, Bravo! Bravo! 746 00:48:41,863 --> 00:48:45,433 Okay, apparently Evan decided to 747 00:48:45,567 --> 00:48:49,138 take the knee on tonight's performance. 748 00:48:49,272 --> 00:48:51,107 But one more question before we conclude our 749 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:55,410 evening of horrible theatre. How many people here noticed 750 00:48:55,544 --> 00:48:58,513 that I've lost weight? 751 00:49:04,786 --> 00:49:08,024 How could he do this to me? 752 00:49:08,323 --> 00:49:10,927 Steph, the scene is over. 753 00:49:11,060 --> 00:49:13,595 And remember, you have an opportunity 754 00:49:13,728 --> 00:49:17,133 to get back at him on national TV tomorrow. 755 00:49:17,266 --> 00:49:19,367 Oh shit, the debate is tomorrow. 756 00:49:19,501 --> 00:49:20,735 Yes! 757 00:49:20,869 --> 00:49:21,736 Screw it. 758 00:49:21,870 --> 00:49:22,537 What? 759 00:49:22,671 --> 00:49:23,538 I want to get drunk. 760 00:49:23,672 --> 00:49:26,075 Oh. Oh, no no. 761 00:49:32,081 --> 00:49:35,218 You're kinda cute, you know that? 762 00:49:35,350 --> 00:49:37,086 Yes I know that. 763 00:49:37,220 --> 00:49:39,088 You do? 764 00:49:39,222 --> 00:49:41,090 Of course I do. 765 00:49:42,724 --> 00:49:47,429 Do you maybe want to come back to my place? 766 00:49:47,562 --> 00:49:50,665 Steph, you have tremendous talent but 767 00:49:50,799 --> 00:49:52,034 Fahad needs to be with the 768 00:49:52,168 --> 00:49:56,005 prettiest girl in the world! I'm sorry. 769 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,044 You're talking about yourself in the third person now? 770 00:50:02,178 --> 00:50:03,812 It's the king. Fahad, we must go at once. 771 00:50:03,946 --> 00:50:06,349 Oh, the king, okay. Take revenge! 772 00:50:06,481 --> 00:50:11,287 Oh, okay the king. Cheerio, governor, pinkies up! Pip pip. 773 00:50:12,420 --> 00:50:17,626 Welcome to access Taliwood with my co-host Rick Rainbow. 774 00:50:17,792 --> 00:50:19,295 Hi! 775 00:50:19,427 --> 00:50:22,864 Today show is solely dedicated to talking about Evan Kleinman. 776 00:50:22,999 --> 00:50:26,434 That Evan Kleinman is so hot right now. 777 00:50:26,568 --> 00:50:29,972 Yeah and guys he is blowing up on social media. 778 00:50:30,106 --> 00:50:33,075 I just want to gobble him up. Yum yum yum yum. 779 00:50:33,209 --> 00:50:37,179 This is great news! Are you guys seeing this? This is incredible. 780 00:50:37,313 --> 00:50:38,747 Alright, I got to go. 781 00:50:38,881 --> 00:50:41,317 Wait a minute. I want to talk to you about Steph. 782 00:50:41,449 --> 00:50:43,551 She's the only thing on my mind right now, okay? 783 00:50:43,685 --> 00:50:45,354 But you stood her up at the showcase. 784 00:50:45,487 --> 00:50:47,023 And she'll get over it. 785 00:50:47,156 --> 00:50:50,960 Oh really? You can really be a dick sometimes. Asshole! 786 00:50:51,961 --> 00:50:53,195 So rude. 787 00:50:53,329 --> 00:50:55,131 You know what makes me the most mad? Is that at the 788 00:50:55,264 --> 00:50:57,166 end of this I'm the stupid one because I thought I'd give him 789 00:50:57,300 --> 00:50:58,800 him a chance to actually come back and apologize 790 00:50:58,935 --> 00:51:00,702 and maybe try to talk things out, but no, I'm 791 00:51:00,835 --> 00:51:02,972 the stupid one. He's late to his own stupid show that 792 00:51:03,105 --> 00:51:03,805 I agreed to be on. 793 00:51:03,940 --> 00:51:04,974 He's coming. 794 00:51:05,107 --> 00:51:06,976 Unbelievable. 795 00:51:07,109 --> 00:51:08,010 Hey! 796 00:51:08,144 --> 00:51:09,979 Hey? Where were you yesterday? 797 00:51:10,112 --> 00:51:11,247 Look, Steph. 798 00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:13,382 You know how important that showcase was to me. 799 00:51:13,515 --> 00:51:16,185 I know and I'm sorry. Okay? 800 00:51:16,319 --> 00:51:18,653 Look I have a million other things that are 801 00:51:18,787 --> 00:51:21,023 more important on my plate right now. 802 00:51:21,190 --> 00:51:23,125 Other things like your new friends? 803 00:51:23,259 --> 00:51:26,028 I was playing golf with the real stars of Instagram. Me! 804 00:51:26,162 --> 00:51:29,165 Think about that for a second. How incredible is that? 805 00:51:29,298 --> 00:51:30,632 Wow that's just... 806 00:51:30,765 --> 00:51:31,833 You're an asshole! 807 00:51:31,968 --> 00:51:33,802 And I fell asleep. I had a snooze. 808 00:51:33,936 --> 00:51:35,737 That's your excuse? Fatigue? 809 00:51:35,870 --> 00:51:38,074 Look the whole world doesn't revolve around 810 00:51:38,207 --> 00:51:40,742 you and your stupid little theatre scene. Okay? 811 00:51:40,876 --> 00:51:42,411 And in case you haven't noticed. Wait! 812 00:51:42,544 --> 00:51:43,812 I don't even show up to that anymore! 813 00:51:43,946 --> 00:51:45,348 We used to be friends, remember? 814 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:46,614 Yeah, when I was nobody. 815 00:51:46,748 --> 00:51:48,483 Oh, you are somebody, alright! 816 00:51:48,616 --> 00:51:50,152 I have followers now! 817 00:51:50,286 --> 00:51:53,322 Yeah, you have herpes following you from your little girlfriend. 818 00:51:55,157 --> 00:51:57,826 Good evening and thank you for watching talking with Talia. 819 00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:01,063 Joining us tonight is Evan Kleinman the CEO of Evan 820 00:52:01,197 --> 00:52:04,433 Advanced Robotics Corporation and we also have Sarah 821 00:52:04,566 --> 00:52:06,534 Stein-Goldberg, the president of the 822 00:52:06,668 --> 00:52:09,871 feminist empowerment mission advanced level experience, aka 823 00:52:10,006 --> 00:52:13,109 female. Thank you both so very much for joining us. 824 00:52:13,242 --> 00:52:17,179 You, a man, don't have the right to say that your robot girl toys 825 00:52:17,313 --> 00:52:18,713 aren't sexist. 826 00:52:18,847 --> 00:52:20,849 We're providing entertainment. 827 00:52:20,983 --> 00:52:23,452 For men. And what kind of real man would prefer a 828 00:52:23,585 --> 00:52:25,988 doll to a living breathing woman? 829 00:52:26,122 --> 00:52:29,691 Me! That'd be awesome. 830 00:52:29,992 --> 00:52:33,095 There's one guy. You know you wouldn't believe 831 00:52:33,229 --> 00:52:36,531 how realistic the breathing in our products are. 832 00:52:36,664 --> 00:52:39,868 Ugh, aren't you afraid these plastic computers are going to 833 00:52:40,002 --> 00:52:42,405 get hacked, jeopardizing the lives of millions? 834 00:52:42,537 --> 00:52:45,740 No our servers are triple secure 835 00:52:45,874 --> 00:52:49,078 and besides there's a kill switch. 836 00:52:49,211 --> 00:52:50,379 A kill switch? 837 00:52:50,513 --> 00:52:51,646 That's right, with one click of a button we can 838 00:52:51,780 --> 00:52:53,149 shut them all down. 839 00:52:53,282 --> 00:52:57,319 So if your hotbots aren't sexist, why do you only 840 00:52:57,453 --> 00:52:59,221 manufacture female robots, huh? 841 00:52:59,355 --> 00:53:02,058 Why not make male robots for the females to enjoy? 842 00:53:02,191 --> 00:53:05,895 You're right, you're right! Thank you, thank you, thank you! 843 00:53:06,028 --> 00:53:07,897 We will immediately begin development on 844 00:53:08,030 --> 00:53:09,731 male bots for the market. 845 00:53:09,864 --> 00:53:12,600 Follow me on Instagram at Evan the CEO 846 00:53:12,734 --> 00:53:14,970 for updates on male bots! 847 00:53:15,104 --> 00:53:17,907 Ah, I'll definitely be trying one of those! Well that's all 848 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,342 the time we have for tonight folks. Thank you for watching 849 00:53:20,476 --> 00:53:21,609 and have a good night. 850 00:53:21,743 --> 00:53:22,912 Thank you Steph! 851 00:53:23,045 --> 00:53:24,280 Why did you say that? 852 00:53:24,413 --> 00:53:26,916 We never discussed making male robots and 853 00:53:27,049 --> 00:53:28,918 that's the sort of thing you need to take to the- 854 00:53:29,051 --> 00:53:33,089 Shut up! Alright you work for me! Look, I was challenged 855 00:53:33,222 --> 00:53:36,926 and I took up that challenge. My followers demand it. 856 00:53:37,059 --> 00:53:38,327 This is way too complicated. 857 00:53:38,461 --> 00:53:40,129 The job description said all we'd have to do 858 00:53:40,262 --> 00:53:42,864 is have sex with robots. 859 00:53:42,998 --> 00:53:46,135 You know, Barry never really told us what he was up to. 860 00:53:46,268 --> 00:53:49,238 He didn't exactly share. 861 00:53:49,405 --> 00:53:51,806 What the hell am I paying you guys for? 862 00:53:51,941 --> 00:53:55,643 Maybe it is in our best interest in bringing Barry back. 863 00:53:56,078 --> 00:54:00,116 I agree. One hundred percent. 864 00:54:02,084 --> 00:54:05,354 That Evan Kleinman is so hot right now! 865 00:54:05,488 --> 00:54:09,158 Yeah, and guys he is blowing up on social media. 866 00:54:09,291 --> 00:54:13,195 I just want to gobble him up. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. 867 00:54:22,304 --> 00:54:25,207 Hello? 868 00:54:28,978 --> 00:54:32,181 No, I'd love to come back. 869 00:54:50,499 --> 00:54:52,535 This or this? 870 00:54:52,667 --> 00:54:55,171 Do you think he's going to come? 871 00:54:55,638 --> 00:54:58,140 I don't know. We'll see. 872 00:55:12,154 --> 00:55:14,089 Thanks for coming man, I appreciate it. 873 00:55:14,223 --> 00:55:16,091 No Problem. 874 00:55:16,225 --> 00:55:20,029 I bet you're still mad at me, huh? 875 00:55:20,162 --> 00:55:24,400 I understand. It wasn't personal. 876 00:55:24,732 --> 00:55:28,170 Exactly, it wasn't. So let's get back to work man! 877 00:55:28,304 --> 00:55:30,239 You got a company to build. Let's go. 878 00:55:30,372 --> 00:55:32,308 Let's! 879 00:55:40,382 --> 00:55:41,951 Yeah. 880 00:55:49,391 --> 00:55:51,060 I have never felt 881 00:55:51,193 --> 00:55:54,563 so uncomfortable making a bot before. 882 00:55:54,697 --> 00:55:58,100 Especially the genitals. 883 00:55:58,733 --> 00:56:01,136 Would you like a massage? 884 00:56:11,413 --> 00:56:14,749 This is what we needed in America! 885 00:56:21,390 --> 00:56:22,925 That's what I'm saying. 886 00:56:23,058 --> 00:56:24,893 All he does all day is pay attention to me. 887 00:56:25,027 --> 00:56:27,296 It's creeping me out! 888 00:56:27,429 --> 00:56:28,897 Hello. 889 00:56:29,031 --> 00:56:31,300 I gotta go. 890 00:56:34,703 --> 00:56:35,837 What? 891 00:56:35,971 --> 00:56:38,307 Do you need a hug? 892 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,109 I do not. 893 00:56:40,242 --> 00:56:43,712 Do you want to tell me fascinating stories about the 894 00:56:43,845 --> 00:56:48,450 good times you've had with your female friends. I'm all ears. 895 00:56:49,251 --> 00:56:50,919 No I want you to ignore me. 896 00:56:51,053 --> 00:56:54,256 Go watch football on TV, away from me. 897 00:56:54,390 --> 00:56:57,126 But I'm designed to only look at you. 898 00:56:57,259 --> 00:56:59,628 I give you the night off! You are free to go. 899 00:56:59,762 --> 00:57:03,666 Go have fun with your friends, get drunk, come home late. 900 00:57:03,798 --> 00:57:06,035 Oh, you want to have sex? 901 00:57:06,168 --> 00:57:08,270 No. Oh my god. Where's the box. 902 00:57:08,404 --> 00:57:11,373 I'm sending you back. I need my money back. 903 00:57:11,507 --> 00:57:14,877 80 percent of the man bots are being returned! I need a real 904 00:57:15,010 --> 00:57:18,681 man! That's what she says, I need a real man. 905 00:57:18,813 --> 00:57:20,149 Don't they work right? 906 00:57:20,282 --> 00:57:21,884 I've heard the sex is fantastic. 907 00:57:22,017 --> 00:57:23,352 They work fine! 908 00:57:23,485 --> 00:57:25,954 The sex is fine! It's not a technical issue. 909 00:57:26,088 --> 00:57:27,489 It's their attitude. 910 00:57:33,162 --> 00:57:37,166 Okay, I get it. I get it! The man bots were a bust. 911 00:57:37,299 --> 00:57:39,168 You know, Steph knew this would happen. 912 00:57:39,301 --> 00:57:40,502 She tricked me into this. 913 00:57:40,636 --> 00:57:43,372 Hey! Don't blame this on Steph, okay? 914 00:57:43,505 --> 00:57:44,973 Right, We gotta go. 915 00:57:45,107 --> 00:57:46,742 Where are you going? 916 00:57:46,874 --> 00:57:50,779 The big show. Couple of the year. Homosapian magazine! 917 00:57:52,581 --> 00:57:55,984 Homo... Sapians. 918 00:57:56,118 --> 00:57:58,187 You'll all be watching. I hope. 919 00:57:58,320 --> 00:57:59,955 Okay good luck. 920 00:58:00,089 --> 00:58:04,026 Oh, Barry, what are you doing? 921 00:58:04,326 --> 00:58:06,662 Figuring out how to be able to remotely access 922 00:58:06,795 --> 00:58:09,698 neuro-structures of mammals to be able to send customized 923 00:58:09,832 --> 00:58:11,734 signals spinally and ultimately 924 00:58:11,866 --> 00:58:13,902 modify the hypothalamus! 925 00:58:17,872 --> 00:58:19,742 Control their minds. 926 00:58:19,874 --> 00:58:21,009 Control their minds? 927 00:58:21,143 --> 00:58:22,344 Hhm, hmmm. 928 00:58:22,478 --> 00:58:25,514 Wow. Okay, I gotta go to meet Steph. 929 00:58:25,647 --> 00:58:28,083 I'll see you. 930 00:58:46,902 --> 00:58:47,936 Hello! 931 00:58:48,070 --> 00:58:48,937 Hey! 932 00:58:49,071 --> 00:58:50,439 Welcome, come on in. 933 00:58:50,572 --> 00:58:52,975 Wow. Cool place. 934 00:58:53,108 --> 00:58:55,511 Oh, thank you. Woo. 935 00:58:57,846 --> 00:58:59,948 Hey, I really enjoyed your script by the way. 936 00:59:00,082 --> 00:59:02,251 Oh, thank you, I owe it to myself. 937 00:59:02,384 --> 00:59:04,153 By the way, Evan and Vanessa are on 938 00:59:04,286 --> 00:59:05,854 TV, we should probably watch them. 939 00:59:05,988 --> 00:59:07,156 Ugh, do we have to? 940 00:59:07,289 --> 00:59:09,925 Yes it's background noise. 941 00:59:10,058 --> 00:59:14,630 Fine, but the second he gets obnoxious we turn it off right? 942 00:59:24,273 --> 00:59:26,742 Oh, we're gonna miss it. 943 00:59:26,876 --> 00:59:30,145 Right, um, that way? 944 00:59:30,279 --> 00:59:31,480 The TV is this way. 945 00:59:31,613 --> 00:59:32,347 Cool. 946 00:59:32,481 --> 00:59:35,150 Okay. I'll be back! 947 00:59:38,954 --> 00:59:43,659 Dang, swanky place. 948 00:59:43,792 --> 00:59:45,360 I wish my parents could get me something 949 00:59:45,494 --> 00:59:50,499 like this. What's this? A big ass photo of you. 950 00:59:51,633 --> 00:59:53,735 Oh. 951 01:00:00,442 --> 01:00:03,512 Hey Steph, here is our scene. 952 01:00:06,215 --> 01:00:09,318 Oh. Ohhhh. 953 01:00:11,987 --> 01:00:14,556 Fahad, something wrong? 954 01:00:17,159 --> 01:00:18,694 Is this a mirror? 955 01:00:18,827 --> 01:00:20,195 Fahad, are you okay? 956 01:00:20,329 --> 01:00:21,530 Is this a mirror? 957 01:00:21,663 --> 01:00:22,932 Uh, yeah? 958 01:00:23,065 --> 01:00:25,033 Is this my face? 959 01:00:25,167 --> 01:00:26,668 You're joking right? 960 01:00:26,802 --> 01:00:27,937 Is this me? 961 01:00:28,070 --> 01:00:30,539 Uh, yeah? 962 01:00:30,672 --> 01:00:32,741 No! It's not me! 963 01:00:33,208 --> 01:00:36,645 No. Is it a mirror? 964 01:00:36,778 --> 01:00:38,213 Are you okay? 965 01:00:38,347 --> 01:00:40,048 It's not me. No it cannot be. 966 01:00:40,182 --> 01:00:41,717 Are you like having a stroke or something? 967 01:00:41,850 --> 01:00:42,886 This me? 968 01:00:43,018 --> 01:00:44,219 Fahad, what is it? 969 01:00:44,353 --> 01:00:48,023 No! What did you do? 970 01:00:48,156 --> 01:00:49,558 That mirror was covered for a reason! 971 01:00:49,691 --> 01:00:51,560 What? I didn't know! 972 01:00:54,096 --> 01:00:56,231 Fahad, Fahad we have to talk. 973 01:00:56,365 --> 01:00:58,734 There is nothing you can say. 974 01:00:59,368 --> 01:01:02,371 I will never star in any action movies! 975 01:01:02,504 --> 01:01:07,010 Fahad, we need to talk. You have always looked this way. 976 01:01:07,142 --> 01:01:10,178 No! My mom told me that my father told me that. Everyone 977 01:01:10,312 --> 01:01:12,714 told me do not look in mirror. 978 01:01:12,848 --> 01:01:17,386 Look at me now. I cannot believe this is my face. 979 01:01:17,519 --> 01:01:19,755 Fahad you have always looked this way. 980 01:01:19,889 --> 01:01:23,292 The mirror did not make you ugly. It's just a mirror. 981 01:01:24,126 --> 01:01:25,227 There is no curse. 982 01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:28,031 No curse? This is me? Is this me? 983 01:01:28,163 --> 01:01:30,499 It's always been me? 984 01:01:32,301 --> 01:01:33,335 No, no, no! 985 01:01:33,468 --> 01:01:34,938 No, no Fahad. No, no, no! 986 01:01:35,070 --> 01:01:38,140 I hate you! I hate you! I hate you from all my heart! 987 01:01:38,273 --> 01:01:39,408 Fahad? 988 01:01:39,541 --> 01:01:40,742 He looked in the mirror its not my fault! 989 01:01:40,877 --> 01:01:41,945 I swear it's not my fault! 990 01:01:42,077 --> 01:01:43,779 You lied to me, why? 991 01:01:43,913 --> 01:01:48,417 You are beautiful on the inside. 992 01:01:48,550 --> 01:01:50,719 Fahad, we were trying to protect you. 993 01:01:50,852 --> 01:01:53,422 Your mother, she wanted you to be happy. 994 01:01:53,555 --> 01:01:57,026 By hiding me from my own image? Screw everything. Screw the 995 01:01:57,159 --> 01:01:59,761 Screw the company. Screw the kingdom. 996 01:01:59,896 --> 01:02:04,266 Do not ever call me again. Do not call me. 997 01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:09,705 Never. Do not call me! 998 01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:23,585 Come on Evan, pick up! 999 01:02:23,719 --> 01:02:27,456 Evans phone here. Do you follow me on Instagram? 1000 01:02:27,589 --> 01:02:32,794 If you don't I will not call you back. At Evan the CEO. 1001 01:02:36,531 --> 01:02:40,636 Despite the companies failure with the manbots, Evan's stardom 1002 01:02:40,769 --> 01:02:45,140 and relationship with Vanessa rose to new levels of fame. 1003 01:02:45,273 --> 01:02:48,477 Good evening everyone! And thank you for watching goodnight with 1004 01:02:48,610 --> 01:02:53,016 Talia. We have a fantastic guest for you tonight, Evanessa! 1005 01:02:53,148 --> 01:02:54,483 Couple of the year, 1006 01:02:54,616 --> 01:02:57,887 welcome, welcome. Hi, nice to meet you. 1007 01:02:58,021 --> 01:03:01,490 Nice to see you again. Thank you for being here and folks 1008 01:03:01,623 --> 01:03:04,760 we are breaking every records rating for a Tuesday night in 1009 01:03:04,894 --> 01:03:08,031 July. Congratulations on being named couple of the year. 1010 01:03:08,163 --> 01:03:09,032 Thank you. 1011 01:03:09,164 --> 01:03:10,900 Please have a seat. 1012 01:03:11,034 --> 01:03:12,868 So tell me Evan how did you guys first meet? 1013 01:03:13,002 --> 01:03:15,905 Well we actually met through her cousin, Barry. 1014 01:03:16,039 --> 01:03:20,308 Probably the strangest, funniest looking little guy I've ever 1015 01:03:20,442 --> 01:03:23,612 known and he's Vanessa's cousin and we were at 1016 01:03:23,745 --> 01:03:26,515 Throw rooftop lounge one night and she was there to meet 1017 01:03:26,648 --> 01:03:28,717 him and we've hit it off ever since. 1018 01:03:28,850 --> 01:03:30,786 Oh, how romantic. 1019 01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:33,855 Well, your robots, they are so real why date a 1020 01:03:33,990 --> 01:03:35,390 real woman, no offense. 1021 01:03:35,524 --> 01:03:38,460 Well, yes our robots are perfect, 1022 01:03:38,593 --> 01:03:41,263 I mean perfection personified but, uh- 1023 01:03:42,065 --> 01:03:44,466 it's Vanessa's flaws that I'm in love with. 1024 01:03:44,599 --> 01:03:46,535 Ohhhh.... 1025 01:03:46,668 --> 01:03:48,837 Well, how does it feel to be so famous, so 1026 01:03:48,971 --> 01:03:53,241 beautiful, so successful, toast of the town. Couple of the year. 1027 01:03:53,375 --> 01:03:55,078 It feels sensational Tamara. Just- 1028 01:03:55,210 --> 01:03:56,445 Talia. 1029 01:03:56,578 --> 01:03:59,015 Whatever, Tamara. It's sensational and it 1030 01:03:59,148 --> 01:04:01,550 feels really, really good. 1031 01:04:01,683 --> 01:04:04,219 Yeah and there's a lot of people I'd like to thank, uh, 1032 01:04:04,352 --> 01:04:07,222 starting with, um, 1033 01:04:07,355 --> 01:04:09,058 whatever, it doesn't matter I don't remember their names 1034 01:04:09,192 --> 01:04:14,596 anyways. But there is one thing I would like to add. 1035 01:04:15,397 --> 01:04:18,968 Vanessa, you would be the perfect addition- 1036 01:04:19,102 --> 01:04:20,903 to my portfolio. 1037 01:04:21,037 --> 01:04:24,773 Oh my goodness, it appears we have a proposal. 1038 01:04:24,907 --> 01:04:26,109 What do you say? 1039 01:04:26,241 --> 01:04:28,610 Will you marry me? 1040 01:04:29,178 --> 01:04:30,579 Buenisimo. 1041 01:04:30,712 --> 01:04:32,115 Oh, you speak Spanish. 1042 01:04:32,247 --> 01:04:35,450 Suburashi. Zeh Tov Maod! 1043 01:04:35,584 --> 01:04:38,587 Marhabban Marhabban Marhabban. 1044 01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:42,024 Yes proceed to the route. In and Out burger. 1045 01:04:42,158 --> 01:04:43,291 Should we go to the sahara tent? 1046 01:04:43,425 --> 01:04:44,359 Vanessa, the whole world is watching. 1047 01:04:44,493 --> 01:04:45,393 What are you doing? 1048 01:04:45,527 --> 01:04:47,897 Pie equals 3.14159265359. 1049 01:04:48,030 --> 01:04:50,099 Baby, baby, baby... 1050 01:04:51,934 --> 01:04:53,936 Vanessa. Vanessa. 1051 01:04:54,070 --> 01:04:58,673 Oh, my goodness! Breaking news Vanessa is a robot! 1052 01:05:00,243 --> 01:05:03,278 No! No! 1053 01:05:03,411 --> 01:05:06,115 Evan, you're a cheat. You're a fraud. 1054 01:05:06,249 --> 01:05:08,151 No, no, no, no, no. Get that off! 1055 01:05:08,283 --> 01:05:10,219 You saw it here first guys. 1056 01:05:10,352 --> 01:05:12,821 No! Vanessa, hey! 1057 01:05:13,956 --> 01:05:15,057 Can you believe it? 1058 01:05:15,191 --> 01:05:18,393 She was a robot and he didn't even notice it. 1059 01:05:18,527 --> 01:05:21,863 What an idiot! 1060 01:05:24,133 --> 01:05:27,836 Ooh. Ooh. 1061 01:05:31,773 --> 01:05:36,845 Señorita? Uh, hello? Help! Help! 1062 01:05:39,282 --> 01:05:41,483 Hello, anyone? Help? 1063 01:05:48,456 --> 01:05:50,893 All around the world the robots were shutting 1064 01:05:51,027 --> 01:05:52,895 off, but who did it? 1065 01:05:53,029 --> 01:05:54,997 Even the few remaining male bots 1066 01:05:55,131 --> 01:05:57,599 were shutting down as well. 1067 01:06:37,706 --> 01:06:40,442 It doesn't sicken you to sit with someone so ugly? 1068 01:06:40,575 --> 01:06:42,711 You're not ugly. 1069 01:06:42,844 --> 01:06:46,715 Thank you, but you are wrong about that. 1070 01:06:47,950 --> 01:06:49,718 Looks aren't everything. Haven't you ever heard 1071 01:06:49,851 --> 01:06:51,586 don't judge a book by it's cover. 1072 01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:54,891 Writers say this, publishers know it's not true. 1073 01:06:55,024 --> 01:06:57,726 Well, your script has nothing to do with looks and 1074 01:06:57,859 --> 01:07:01,197 it's very good. Beautiful in fact. 1075 01:07:01,330 --> 01:07:05,101 What is this? Why you didn't tell me I was ugly? 1076 01:07:05,234 --> 01:07:08,337 Why? Why! What is this? 1077 01:07:08,470 --> 01:07:11,040 You didn't ask. 1078 01:07:14,210 --> 01:07:18,147 I was attracted to you because of your attitude anyway. 1079 01:07:20,082 --> 01:07:22,885 Confidence is hot. 1080 01:07:24,186 --> 01:07:28,423 Really? I like that. 1081 01:07:29,091 --> 01:07:30,859 I like this. 1082 01:07:31,894 --> 01:07:33,963 What is this? What is this? 1083 01:07:45,107 --> 01:07:47,742 Hey, Good morning. 1084 01:07:50,012 --> 01:07:51,380 Morning. 1085 01:07:51,513 --> 01:07:53,581 Son, did you sleep well? 1086 01:07:53,715 --> 01:07:56,185 Do you still fit into your bed? 1087 01:07:57,119 --> 01:07:58,421 Yeah. 1088 01:07:58,553 --> 01:08:02,224 Listen, you know we're very proud of you. 1089 01:08:03,591 --> 01:08:05,127 Don't be. 1090 01:08:05,261 --> 01:08:08,397 What are you talking about? You made so much money and you went 1091 01:08:08,530 --> 01:08:09,798 after what you wanted. 1092 01:08:09,932 --> 01:08:11,800 Yeah, I abandoned all my friends 1093 01:08:11,934 --> 01:08:16,405 to fall in love with a robot and now I'm left with nothing. 1094 01:08:16,538 --> 01:08:19,474 I know that this is what you don't want to be right now, 1095 01:08:19,607 --> 01:08:23,812 back home with your parents. What you had is what you wanted, 1096 01:08:23,946 --> 01:08:27,216 were you ever actually happy? 1097 01:08:28,483 --> 01:08:32,989 Yeah, I thought I was, you know. 1098 01:08:33,122 --> 01:08:35,958 But looking back at it, Vanessa, just 1099 01:08:36,092 --> 01:08:39,996 did whatever I wanted and agreed with everything I said. 1100 01:08:40,129 --> 01:08:42,697 And you know she never did fart. 1101 01:08:42,965 --> 01:08:45,734 Farting is not good for relationships. 1102 01:08:45,867 --> 01:08:47,403 Listen to me, 1103 01:08:47,535 --> 01:08:51,440 I know that you and I haven't seen eye to eye and I know I've 1104 01:08:51,573 --> 01:08:53,242 been very tough on you, but this 1105 01:08:53,376 --> 01:08:56,745 is the best advice I can give you right now. 1106 01:09:05,187 --> 01:09:06,489 Listen to me, 1107 01:09:06,621 --> 01:09:10,558 fame and success can give you a sense of false confidence. 1108 01:09:12,061 --> 01:09:14,997 Here you have the fame. Here you have the success. 1109 01:09:15,131 --> 01:09:17,732 You have an opportunity here! 1110 01:09:17,866 --> 01:09:19,868 Which is what? 1111 01:09:20,336 --> 01:09:23,638 From everything bad something good comes out. 1112 01:09:23,772 --> 01:09:26,608 Use your notoriety for good things. 1113 01:09:26,741 --> 01:09:29,345 Heal your inner wounds. 1114 01:09:29,478 --> 01:09:32,081 Amend your wrong doing. 1115 01:09:32,214 --> 01:09:35,885 And make it up to your friends by doing something good. 1116 01:09:36,018 --> 01:09:41,090 Isn't that all what the bots are about, helping lonely men? 1117 01:09:41,790 --> 01:09:45,995 I mean, Yeah I guess. In a way, sure. 1118 01:09:51,033 --> 01:09:54,437 Oh my God, I hate my life. 1119 01:10:05,780 --> 01:10:09,385 Ah! I can't feel the zuku zuku with you. 1120 01:10:09,518 --> 01:10:11,353 Excuse me, the what? 1121 01:10:11,487 --> 01:10:16,292 I would love to be alone, would you please just leave? 1122 01:10:17,126 --> 01:10:20,196 My pleasure. 1123 01:10:22,064 --> 01:10:24,300 I know you are a hot girl... 1124 01:10:26,268 --> 01:10:28,370 Sorry. 1125 01:10:29,371 --> 01:10:31,307 Hey! Fahad around? 1126 01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:32,707 Oh, that looks good. 1127 01:10:32,841 --> 01:10:35,677 I know. Just don't touch. 1128 01:10:35,978 --> 01:10:40,648 I'm so beautiful, woohoo! 1129 01:10:41,450 --> 01:10:42,817 So beautiful! 1130 01:10:42,952 --> 01:10:45,154 Someone's feeling better. 1131 01:10:45,521 --> 01:10:47,356 Oh guys, I have news from Allur. 1132 01:10:47,490 --> 01:10:50,493 With the robots gone, tourism is back up a tad, but- 1133 01:10:50,625 --> 01:10:52,495 it's still a bad situation. 1134 01:10:52,694 --> 01:10:56,265 My movie could have saved Allur, but we don't have money. 1135 01:10:56,398 --> 01:10:58,334 No money. No honey. 1136 01:10:58,467 --> 01:10:59,701 No. 1137 01:10:59,834 --> 01:11:02,104 No? We didn't lose all that money? 1138 01:11:02,238 --> 01:11:04,974 Do you think I'm some kind of dummy? I cashed in our 1139 01:11:05,107 --> 01:11:07,709 investment after we made a killing on the American Launch. 1140 01:11:07,842 --> 01:11:10,712 Wow! Wow! Wow! So amazing! 1141 01:11:10,845 --> 01:11:13,048 Man you are so beautiful. 1142 01:11:13,182 --> 01:11:14,483 So are you. 1143 01:11:14,617 --> 01:11:17,319 So Khalid if you guys sold your stake in Evanbots like forever 1144 01:11:17,453 --> 01:11:19,588 ago, what were you guys still doing there? 1145 01:11:19,721 --> 01:11:22,657 I liked having friends. 1146 01:11:22,992 --> 01:11:25,427 Plus it was a way to keep Fahad away from mirrors. 1147 01:11:25,561 --> 01:11:29,331 Yeah. I know who's going to be the star in my movie. 1148 01:11:29,465 --> 01:11:32,535 Well. You're going to have talk to my agent about that. 1149 01:11:32,700 --> 01:11:34,203 I thought you were my agent too. 1150 01:11:34,336 --> 01:11:36,405 I'm nobody's agent. 1151 01:11:39,807 --> 01:11:43,179 Bye Fahad! 1152 01:11:45,347 --> 01:11:46,382 Who's this? 1153 01:11:46,515 --> 01:11:50,319 She is no one. 1154 01:11:50,452 --> 01:11:51,887 Where are you going? 1155 01:11:52,021 --> 01:11:54,323 Hey come on Steph! 1156 01:11:55,224 --> 01:12:00,029 What did I do, what with all the girls. Oh my... 1157 01:12:01,497 --> 01:12:03,365 Oh, she brought this for me? 1158 01:12:03,499 --> 01:12:07,069 Uh huh, enjoy. 1159 01:12:07,369 --> 01:12:09,038 Wow, Steph! 1160 01:12:09,171 --> 01:12:11,706 You know just last week I was having a heart to 1161 01:12:11,839 --> 01:12:16,912 heart with my weed smoking construction working dad the 1162 01:12:17,046 --> 01:12:20,616 other day and it made me realize 1163 01:12:20,748 --> 01:12:25,820 that what I thought I wanted wasn't in fact true. 1164 01:12:25,955 --> 01:12:28,057 I was just seeking fame for all the wrong 1165 01:12:28,190 --> 01:12:32,928 reasons and I realized that I, me, myself. 1166 01:12:33,062 --> 01:12:34,930 Was enough and I didn't 1167 01:12:35,064 --> 01:12:38,267 need Instagram followers to feel 1168 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:42,938 complete and um, you know I quickly realized 1169 01:12:43,072 --> 01:12:46,175 that farting in relationships that was important, 1170 01:12:46,308 --> 01:12:49,744 not the fame, not the followers. 1171 01:12:49,878 --> 01:12:54,416 And I really owe my dad for that one. Even if he is a stoner. 1172 01:12:55,918 --> 01:12:59,555 Thank you so much, I'll take any questions you might have. 1173 01:12:59,688 --> 01:13:01,290 Yeah, you in the front. 1174 01:13:01,423 --> 01:13:04,426 Um, what was it like when you realized you hit your lowest. 1175 01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,729 My lowest? 1176 01:13:07,229 --> 01:13:10,966 I'm horny! 1177 01:13:11,233 --> 01:13:15,170 Um that's not really a question, but okay. You there! 1178 01:13:15,304 --> 01:13:17,172 I'm horny, too! 1179 01:13:17,306 --> 01:13:19,375 Babe what are you doing? We just got back from Cabo. 1180 01:13:19,508 --> 01:13:22,411 Also not a question. These aren't questions! 1181 01:13:22,544 --> 01:13:25,047 Fahad! Get out of here! 1182 01:13:25,180 --> 01:13:27,182 Fahad! The warehouse! 1183 01:13:27,316 --> 01:13:30,519 I'm horny! I'm horny. I'm horny. 1184 01:13:38,627 --> 01:13:41,263 Hi Steph. 1185 01:13:42,598 --> 01:13:46,001 I liked the cake. 1186 01:13:46,135 --> 01:13:49,972 You probably think I'm a sexist asshole. 1187 01:13:51,006 --> 01:13:55,277 Steph when I found out I was ugly, 1188 01:13:55,411 --> 01:13:58,147 I wasn't sure if I could be attractive anymore. 1189 01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:01,317 So you had to get your dick wet to test it out. 1190 01:14:01,717 --> 01:14:03,919 Yes. 1191 01:14:04,153 --> 01:14:06,854 How'd that work out for you? 1192 01:14:06,989 --> 01:14:09,358 Terrible. 1193 01:14:09,491 --> 01:14:11,360 Good. 1194 01:14:11,493 --> 01:14:13,362 Steph, 1195 01:14:15,064 --> 01:14:18,634 I feel different when I'm around you. 1196 01:14:18,901 --> 01:14:20,369 You do? 1197 01:14:20,502 --> 01:14:24,807 Yes, I do. Because you accepted me for who I am and 1198 01:14:24,940 --> 01:14:30,245 allowed me to accept myself. You make me feel like I'm enough. 1199 01:14:34,183 --> 01:14:38,087 That eyebrow is enough. 1200 01:14:45,027 --> 01:14:49,698 I'm so horny. I'm so horny. 1201 01:14:49,832 --> 01:14:51,400 I'm so horny. I'm so horny. 1202 01:14:51,533 --> 01:14:52,534 No, no, no, no! 1203 01:14:52,668 --> 01:14:53,569 Woah, woah, woah. 1204 01:14:53,702 --> 01:14:54,937 I'm so horny. So horny. 1205 01:14:55,070 --> 01:14:57,039 No, no, no, no! Woah, woah, woah! 1206 01:14:57,172 --> 01:14:58,807 So horny. So horny! 1207 01:14:58,941 --> 01:15:00,409 It's not the right place. 1208 01:15:00,542 --> 01:15:02,544 Oh, huh, ho. 1209 01:15:02,678 --> 01:15:04,747 What are you doing? It's not the right place. 1210 01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:06,281 Oh! 1211 01:15:06,415 --> 01:15:09,418 Quite the overactive hypothalamus she has there. 1212 01:15:09,551 --> 01:15:11,253 Barry, 1213 01:15:11,387 --> 01:15:14,957 Barry, to the warehouse. Barry- 1214 01:15:15,090 --> 01:15:16,291 Barry! 1215 01:15:16,425 --> 01:15:18,227 Fahad help! 1216 01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:22,564 You go save yourself, it's too late for me! 1217 01:15:24,099 --> 01:15:25,601 State and local officials are warning 1218 01:15:25,734 --> 01:15:28,904 everyone to stay inside lock your doors and close your 1219 01:15:29,037 --> 01:15:32,574 windows. Or don't. 1220 01:15:33,175 --> 01:15:37,579 Ooh, It's getting hot in here. Ooh. 1221 01:15:37,713 --> 01:15:38,847 You know what? 1222 01:15:38,981 --> 01:15:41,316 That's all the time we have for- 1223 01:15:41,450 --> 01:15:43,051 Gotta go! 1224 01:15:56,265 --> 01:16:00,869 Barry! Barry! Barry! The switch. Barry! 1225 01:16:01,003 --> 01:16:02,337 You! What are you doing here? 1226 01:16:02,471 --> 01:16:03,572 Darwin. 1227 01:16:03,705 --> 01:16:05,340 Do not call me Darwin. I am not Darwin anymore. 1228 01:16:05,474 --> 01:16:06,742 Okay! Douchebag! 1229 01:16:06,876 --> 01:16:09,945 I knew that you were causing all these problems. 1230 01:16:10,078 --> 01:16:11,079 Me? Yes, you! 1231 01:16:11,213 --> 01:16:12,448 Me? Yes, you! 1232 01:16:12,581 --> 01:16:14,216 You're the one who destroyed this company, 1233 01:16:14,349 --> 01:16:16,718 ruined my life by hitting the kill switch and now 1234 01:16:16,852 --> 01:16:17,887 you want to torment me further? 1235 01:16:18,020 --> 01:16:18,922 I didn't do that. 1236 01:16:19,054 --> 01:16:19,889 It was you. 1237 01:16:20,022 --> 01:16:21,623 No! Darwin, It was you. 1238 01:16:21,757 --> 01:16:25,929 You and your disgusting moles and stupid singular eyebrow. 1239 01:16:26,061 --> 01:16:27,763 Hey guys. 1240 01:16:42,444 --> 01:16:45,113 Long time, no see my friends! 1241 01:16:45,247 --> 01:16:47,182 Welcome back to Evanbots. 1242 01:16:47,316 --> 01:16:50,619 Or should I say Barry Bots. 1243 01:16:50,752 --> 01:16:54,823 The company, The company that I created! 1244 01:16:54,958 --> 01:16:56,525 Oh you have nothing to say? 1245 01:16:56,658 --> 01:16:57,526 Oh, oh. 1246 01:17:00,462 --> 01:17:02,531 You didn't tell me Vanessa was a robot. 1247 01:17:02,664 --> 01:17:04,934 Whoah! 1248 01:17:05,868 --> 01:17:08,737 I created Vanessa to amp up your self esteem. 1249 01:17:08,871 --> 01:17:10,940 Hey! You're welcome. 1250 01:17:11,073 --> 01:17:15,344 Also you said no one could ever fall in love with a robot. 1251 01:17:15,477 --> 01:17:18,313 Well you did, didn't you. 1252 01:17:18,447 --> 01:17:19,114 Boop! 1253 01:17:19,248 --> 01:17:20,415 Ah go to Hell. 1254 01:17:20,549 --> 01:17:22,818 I thought we were friends. 1255 01:17:22,952 --> 01:17:25,889 And then you kicked me out of my own company! 1256 01:17:26,021 --> 01:17:28,223 And because you two ruined me 1257 01:17:28,357 --> 01:17:31,560 I was the one who shut everything down. 1258 01:17:31,693 --> 01:17:34,363 What? You didn't do it? 1259 01:17:34,496 --> 01:17:37,099 I just told you, I didn't do this. 1260 01:17:37,466 --> 01:17:41,336 Shhhh. 1261 01:17:42,838 --> 01:17:44,974 I wanted you two to witness me losing my 1262 01:17:45,107 --> 01:17:47,543 virginity first hand. 1263 01:17:47,676 --> 01:17:48,810 Drumroll please. 1264 01:17:48,945 --> 01:17:50,445 Oh! 1265 01:17:50,579 --> 01:17:52,080 Wooo!! 1266 01:17:52,214 --> 01:17:54,583 I created a bioweapon 1267 01:17:54,716 --> 01:17:57,386 that affects the neurons in women and 1268 01:17:57,519 --> 01:18:01,623 allows me to control them. 1269 01:18:04,126 --> 01:18:08,797 Barry! Barry Barry Barry Barry! 1270 01:18:15,237 --> 01:18:16,738 Holy shit. 1271 01:18:16,872 --> 01:18:20,475 Yes! Every woman in the world now wants to have sex 1272 01:18:20,609 --> 01:18:25,814 with me. Real women, not rubber. 1273 01:18:25,982 --> 01:18:30,987 No no no no, No! Oh fudge. 1274 01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:33,855 Enjoy the show boys. 1275 01:18:40,629 --> 01:18:43,732 Barry! Barry! Barry. Barry. 1276 01:18:52,641 --> 01:18:53,508 Darwin. 1277 01:18:53,642 --> 01:18:54,676 I'm not Darwin. 1278 01:18:54,810 --> 01:18:58,113 You are Darwin. You've always been Darwin. 1279 01:18:58,246 --> 01:19:00,984 Darwin, think! 1280 01:19:01,116 --> 01:19:02,317 Hi. I'm Steph. 1281 01:19:02,451 --> 01:19:03,452 Steph, nice to meet you. 1282 01:19:03,585 --> 01:19:05,021 Nice to meet you too. 1283 01:19:05,153 --> 01:19:08,091 I was attracted to you because of your attitude anyway. 1284 01:19:08,223 --> 01:19:10,927 I feel different when I'm around you. 1285 01:19:11,060 --> 01:19:13,829 Wow. Bravo, bravo. 1286 01:19:13,963 --> 01:19:17,265 STEPH; Your kinda cute you know that. 1287 01:19:22,471 --> 01:19:26,009 It is I, Darwin to the rescue. 1288 01:19:26,141 --> 01:19:28,377 Now bite the rope off. 1289 01:19:28,510 --> 01:19:29,811 Why am I doing the biting? 1290 01:19:29,946 --> 01:19:31,914 Because you have those nice American teeth. 1291 01:19:32,048 --> 01:19:32,982 Do it! 1292 01:19:33,116 --> 01:19:35,283 Alright, alright! 1293 01:19:35,417 --> 01:19:38,787 Oh no! Noooo! 1294 01:19:38,921 --> 01:19:43,458 Barry! Barry! Barry! 1295 01:19:49,331 --> 01:19:51,600 Woooohooo! 1296 01:19:51,733 --> 01:19:55,303 Yes, Untie me. Darwin untie me. Go! 1297 01:19:56,171 --> 01:19:57,706 Darwin Save us! 1298 01:19:57,839 --> 01:20:01,376 What if? What if? 1299 01:20:07,516 --> 01:20:11,219 What happened? What's going on? What? 1300 01:20:13,455 --> 01:20:14,723 Where are you going? 1301 01:20:14,856 --> 01:20:15,524 Where are we? 1302 01:20:15,657 --> 01:20:16,926 Who the hell are you? 1303 01:20:17,060 --> 01:20:18,794 Ew, what a creep. Let's get out of here. 1304 01:20:18,928 --> 01:20:20,328 Come back! 1305 01:20:20,462 --> 01:20:23,066 Barry! Of course it was you. You and your virginity. 1306 01:20:23,198 --> 01:20:24,067 Evan. 1307 01:20:24,199 --> 01:20:25,068 I knew it was you. 1308 01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:26,069 I didn't mean to do it. 1309 01:20:28,203 --> 01:20:29,738 Steph? 1310 01:20:29,871 --> 01:20:30,940 Where's Fahad? 1311 01:20:31,074 --> 01:20:31,941 In here. 1312 01:20:32,075 --> 01:20:33,876 Fahad! 1313 01:20:34,010 --> 01:20:36,645 Fahad! Fahad! 1314 01:20:39,481 --> 01:20:41,550 Oh my God. I'm so glad you're okay. 1315 01:20:41,683 --> 01:20:45,754 Yeah, I'm okay. I'm so happy to see you. 1316 01:20:45,888 --> 01:20:48,490 I'm so happy too. 1317 01:20:48,623 --> 01:20:51,860 Don't move. It's over. 1318 01:20:52,561 --> 01:20:54,563 Hey you guys! Oh my god I'm so happy to 1319 01:20:54,696 --> 01:20:57,100 see you. Look I was such a dick and 1320 01:20:57,232 --> 01:21:00,469 I'm sorry I can see that now. Okay, the fame, it just, 1321 01:21:00,602 --> 01:21:02,138 it went to my head. 1322 01:21:02,270 --> 01:21:05,208 Alright? I don't know how else to put this, but you guys are my 1323 01:21:05,340 --> 01:21:07,076 best friends. Will you forgive me? 1324 01:21:07,210 --> 01:21:09,611 Oh Fahad. I love you buddy. 1325 01:21:09,745 --> 01:21:11,948 You are beautiful. Thank you so much. 1326 01:21:12,081 --> 01:21:13,983 Don't be a dick sometimes. 1327 01:21:14,117 --> 01:21:15,051 I love you. 1328 01:21:15,184 --> 01:21:17,419 It's good to have you back. 1329 01:21:17,552 --> 01:21:19,055 Darwin you saved us. 1330 01:21:19,188 --> 01:21:21,924 I'm not Darwin. I'm Fahad. 1331 01:21:22,390 --> 01:21:23,993 I love you guys. 1332 01:21:24,127 --> 01:21:25,995 We love you too. 1333 01:22:02,098 --> 01:22:04,066 I don't get it. Aren't they like royal? 1334 01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:05,902 Why are they getting married in her backyard? 1335 01:22:06,035 --> 01:22:09,939 It's a jewish wedding. The bride side pays for everything. 1336 01:22:10,106 --> 01:22:13,575 We are gathered here today to witness the generic 1337 01:22:13,708 --> 01:22:18,580 non-denominational union of two beautiful people, Fahad and 1338 01:22:18,713 --> 01:22:23,052 Steph, who I had the great pleasure to meet just last week. 1339 01:22:26,321 --> 01:22:27,355 Oh father! 1340 01:22:27,489 --> 01:22:28,356 Fahad! 1341 01:22:28,490 --> 01:22:29,724 What are you doing here? 1342 01:22:29,858 --> 01:22:31,827 You saved the kingdom! Everybody wants to come 1343 01:22:31,961 --> 01:22:35,231 to Allur to see famous action Hollywood movie star 1344 01:22:35,363 --> 01:22:37,432 Fahad Bin Alawi! 1345 01:22:37,566 --> 01:22:38,700 The country is abuzz. 1346 01:22:38,834 --> 01:22:41,003 Tourism is back and stronger than ever. 1347 01:22:41,137 --> 01:22:42,337 Woo! That's incredible! 1348 01:22:42,470 --> 01:22:44,106 Fahad, you're incredible. 1349 01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:46,876 Thank you. Thank you. 1350 01:22:47,009 --> 01:22:49,011 Kiss the bride. 1351 01:22:49,145 --> 01:22:51,580 You may now kiss the bride. 1352 01:22:53,481 --> 01:22:57,220 And so Fahad did it. He became a famous action movie 1353 01:22:57,352 --> 01:23:01,891 star and he saved his country all at the same time. 1354 01:23:02,024 --> 01:23:05,493 Life was good for the ugly fellow. 1355 01:23:11,167 --> 01:23:12,034 Hello. 1356 01:23:12,168 --> 01:23:13,903 Hi, Congratulations. 1357 01:23:14,036 --> 01:23:15,104 Thank you. 1358 01:23:15,238 --> 01:23:16,705 Where are you two going on your honeymoon? 1359 01:23:16,838 --> 01:23:19,708 Oh, we are going to North Dakota. 1360 01:23:19,841 --> 01:23:22,711 Oh yes, the obvious choice of course. 1361 01:23:22,844 --> 01:23:24,779 For the opening of Sex Action the movie. 1362 01:23:24,914 --> 01:23:26,715 Oh, we won't be there for a long time because 1363 01:23:26,848 --> 01:23:29,919 we are going to open movie studios in Allur. 1364 01:23:30,052 --> 01:23:33,588 You're saying there's going to be a sequel to the remake of 1365 01:23:33,722 --> 01:23:35,490 the adaptation of the television show? 1366 01:23:35,624 --> 01:23:37,059 Absolutely. 1367 01:23:37,193 --> 01:23:38,727 Well who's going to be in it except for you, of course. 1368 01:23:38,860 --> 01:23:40,729 Oh, you will have to ask my agent. 1369 01:23:40,862 --> 01:23:42,731 No, no, no. My client deserves 10 times that 1370 01:23:42,864 --> 01:23:44,733 amount are you crazy? 1371 01:23:44,866 --> 01:23:47,370 I will tell you one thing. There will be a big 1372 01:23:47,535 --> 01:23:50,472 part for my friend Evan! 1373 01:23:52,174 --> 01:23:56,279 Fahad, no no no. I'm done with the spotlight man. 1374 01:23:56,411 --> 01:23:57,479 It's over. 1375 01:23:57,612 --> 01:24:00,548 Is that Darwin? Hi! 1376 01:24:00,682 --> 01:24:02,817 Hi ladies. How you doing? 1377 01:24:02,952 --> 01:24:04,954 My God, sorry. Can we take a picture with you? Please... 1378 01:24:05,087 --> 01:24:06,222 Yeah, of course. 1379 01:24:06,355 --> 01:24:07,622 Oh my God. I can't believe this is happening. 1380 01:24:07,756 --> 01:24:10,059 Thank you so much! 1381 01:24:10,192 --> 01:24:12,295 Darwin! Wow, Wow, Wow!! 1382 01:24:12,427 --> 01:24:14,297 Darwin here. I can't believe it! 1383 01:24:14,429 --> 01:24:17,666 Fahad, I'm so proud of you, you showed the world that you can be 1384 01:24:17,799 --> 01:24:20,403 not hot and still be an action movie star. 1385 01:24:20,535 --> 01:24:21,971 Yes. 1386 01:24:23,571 --> 01:24:25,874 That's awesome, Darwin! 1387 01:24:29,979 --> 01:24:30,845 Hey. 1388 01:24:30,980 --> 01:24:31,646 Hi. 1389 01:24:31,780 --> 01:24:32,847 How's it going? 1390 01:24:32,982 --> 01:24:33,682 Good. 1391 01:24:33,815 --> 01:24:34,849 Pretty good wedding, huh? 1392 01:24:34,984 --> 01:24:36,851 Mhm, yeah. 1393 01:24:37,353 --> 01:24:38,620 Um- 1394 01:24:38,753 --> 01:24:40,923 Before we flirt any further, 1395 01:24:41,057 --> 01:24:45,328 you, you aren't a robot by chance are you? 1396 01:24:45,460 --> 01:24:46,861 No. 1397 01:24:46,996 --> 01:24:47,862 No? 1398 01:24:47,997 --> 01:24:49,398 No. 1399 01:24:49,531 --> 01:24:50,433 Do you want to dance? 1400 01:24:50,565 --> 01:24:51,833 Yeah. 1401 01:24:51,968 --> 01:24:55,470 Thank you. Meet me on the dance floor. Come on.