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[microphone droans]

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[woman 1] I just love
what you did here.

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You know, just blowing
the background out

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and keeping her in focus.

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[woman 2] It really makes
a statement I think.

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[woman 1] And we'll do it
in black and white.

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Like a whole monochrome thing.

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[woman 2] I think all we need
now is a really strong lead in.

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Something on the, uh...
light side, though.

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Because this is very
kind of powerful,

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-already overwhelming.
-We don't want it be too heavy.

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-We talked about that.
-[man] Sorry. Sorry I'm late.

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-Oh, God! Fabulous.
-Thank you.

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So raw. It's like I can see who
she is just from the photograph.

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Mm-hm. Like right there
it's like her soul.

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-And I'm just looking into it.
-They're never the same

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after their first big story, the
innocence is gone after that.

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She hasn't been innocent since
she got to four million

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Instagram followers.

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[man] I love what you do
with her eyes.

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'Cause she has such
beautiful lashes, you know?

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[woman 1] It's what her
following loves her for.

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It's what she's known for.

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[woman 2] That
and her overbite.

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Which I think was so perfect
for this setup.

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<i> ¶ Somebody once told me</i>
<i> the world is gonna roll me ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ I ain't the sharpest</i>
<i> tool in the shed ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ She was looking kind of dumb</i>
<i> with her finger ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ And her thumb in the shape</i>
<i> of an "L" on her forehead ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Well, the years start coming</i>
<i> and they don't stop coming ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Fed to the rules</i>
<i> and I hit the ground running ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Didn't make sense not</i>
<i> to live for fun ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Your brain gets smart</i>
<i> but your head gets dumb ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ So much to do</i>
<i> So much to see ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ So what's wrong</i>
<i>with taking the back streets? ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ You'll never know</i>
<i> if you don't go ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ You'll never shine</i>
<i> if you don't glow ¶</i>

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<i>¶ Hey now, you're an all-star ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Get your game on, go play ¶</i>

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<i>¶ Hey now, you're a rock star ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Get the show on</i>
<i> Get paid ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ And all that glitters</i>
<i> is gold ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Only shooting stars</i>
<i> break the mold ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ It's a cool place</i>
<i> and they say it gets colder ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ You're bundled up now</i>
<i> Wait till you get older ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ But the meteor men beg</i>
<i> to differ ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Judging by the hole</i>
<i> in the satellite picture ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ The ice we skate</i>
<i> is getting pretty thin ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ The water's getting warm</i>
<i> so you might as well swim ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ My world's on fire</i>
<i> How about yours? ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ That's the way I like it</i>
<i> and I'll never get bored ¶</i>

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<i>¶ Hey now, you're an all-star ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Get your game on, go play ¶</i>

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<i>¶ Hey now, you're a rock star ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Get the show on</i>
<i> Get paid ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ And all that glitters</i>
<i> is gold ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Only shooting stars</i>
<i> break the mold ¶</i>

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<i> The National Influencer</i>
is really the<i> Vanity Fair</i>

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or the<i> People</i> magazine
for the modern day celebrity.

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Celebrity obviously meaning
people with large

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-social media followings.
-Mm-hm.

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Someone does a lip synch number
with their family.

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Um, gets a million views
on YouTube.

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Someone manages to, you know,
light themselves on fire.

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Not quite get hurt,
yet have it go viral.

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-That was a great spread.
-Yeah,<i> The National Influencer</i>

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-went public after that one.
-Yeah. It did.

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And we're the ones
who break those stories,

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who cover those stories
and those characters.

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It's so important
those stories are told.

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Absolutely. And we're proud
to be going on five years here

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at<i> The National Influencer.</i>

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Um, and we're currently
in the midst of working

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on our fifth anniversary issue
which we're very excited about.

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Yeah. Fifi the Frenchie

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was really just
the Cinderella story,

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you know, of the issue.
She's the up and comer.

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-Where did she come from?
-And she's only

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at four million
Instagram followers.

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But you know numbers
aren't everything.

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No, we don't hold that
against her.

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-No, we like an underdog.
-And the pun

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was good for the story as well.

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Fifi's involvement
was so important

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because it really just
humanizes the issue.

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Um, that being said,
Fifi did not make the cover

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of the anniversary issue
because the cover

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of the anniversary issue
are the real stars of the show.

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It'll be the top five
social media influencers,

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all who have over
ten million followers.

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So, you know, get ready,
hold on to your hats, yeah.

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I'll be doing the shoot,
actually.

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And I plan it to be very
Annie Liebovitz style.

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-Yeah.
-It'll be obviously

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group photo shoot
with these five influencers.

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Mm-hm. We're calling them
the Social Ones.

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And our goal, you know,
ultimately

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is to just kind of peel back
the layers

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on these five sages,
so to speak.

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There's so much more
to them than meets the eye.

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-So much more.
-And the iPhone.

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There's Dan Summers,
the king of Snapchat.

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Hey, y'all.
Top of that tree in ten seconds.

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I know I have 60 seconds
for this snap,

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but I'll do it in ten.

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Brenda, start the timer.
Let's do it.

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Come on!

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Oh! Whoa!

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Yo, it's silk.
It's 100 percent silk,

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so I'm just flying, that's all.
Let's get it.

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My grippies, grippies!
Come on!

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[Ava] Twenty-five million
followers.

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It's hard to really explain
what he does.

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He's just Dan Summers.

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Oh!

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Cut it, that one's good though.

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That one's high.

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And then there's the
fashion Instagram star, JosieZ.

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Wow. Incredible.

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What is this look,
45 for today?

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It's actually 43.

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-There she is.
-It looks so--

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-There she is.
-Probably looks so good.

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-Just get down there.
-Yeah.

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-Whoa!
-I like that.

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Probably a little better if I
was doing it, though. Right?

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-No.
-Just completely on the pulse

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-of couture.
-Completely.

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Uh, Dixie Bell, who is
the goddess of viral food.

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Yes, Instagram, yes!

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Want that ready for YouTube
in two minutes!

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Okay. We talked
about this yesterday.

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And the day before.
If you do not understand

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how to combine a deep dish pizza
and a donut

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to make a beautiful
hybrid dessert...

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I don't know how to talk to you.

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I don't know how to talk to her!

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-No vision!
-Making quick food images

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and videos shareable and viral
is her expertise.

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Yeah. Completely. And then
there's the vlogger, Jane Zap.

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She has a good presence
on Facebook.

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What? This is a bowtie?

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Uh, we need a blazer
and some pants.

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This is just so unrealistic for
a red carpet Instagram event.

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I'm just--
I'm just not really sure...

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Um, hey, Karen? Do we have any
other options for Clementine?

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He looks like he's going
to the gym.

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It's not always clear
what her angle is,

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but her photos and videos
of animals

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dressed in costume
always get great engagements.

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Uh, and last
but certainly not least,

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the meme god, Kap Phat Jawacki,

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with 19 million
Instagram followers.

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Me sending a new meme
out into the world.

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[sighs] How will the people
be impacted?

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It's always a roll
of the dice.

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Boom!

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What a get for this issue.
He is just so versatile.

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He's not just
a meme god anymore.

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He's completely expanded
his brand.

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[Mia] He's the new face
of Clinique now.

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-No? Wow.
-And Pampers.

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What you're doing on social
media is who you are.

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-That's you.
-I could not have put it better.

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You hit the nail on the head.

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-Thank you.
-Yeah.

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Engagement. It doesn't
mean marriage anymore.

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-No, not in the slightest.
-What does it mean?

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-It means shares, views, reach.
-Likes.

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-Horse likes.
-Comments.

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-Even negative comments.
-Any comment will do really.

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Even a letter. We don't know how
these influencers do it.

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These are the gods of today,
really.

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These are the 21st century
deities

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and that's why we've been
telling their stories

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for five years now.

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What do you say to a guy with
19 million Instagram followers?

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Where do you even begin?
It would be a bit like

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casually approaching Gandhi
at a dinner party.

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What's the icebreaker
with someone like that?

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[Ava] Someone like Kap Phat
Jawacki has a way

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of Instagramming
where the Instagram just

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becomes immortal.

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They're modern day poets.

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And there have definitely been
one too many times

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where, you know,
episodes do happen for me.

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-Anxiety attacks.
-They're not quite

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anxiety attacks, just more like
30 minutes or so at a time

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where I can't breathe or I feel
like I'm gonna die

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or there's an elephant
kind of just sitting flush

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on my chest
and he's not getting up.

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Anxiety attacks.
As we covered more people,

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you've gotten more comfortable.
She's gotten more comfortable.

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It's true. I mean, how do you
get to Carnegie Hall?

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After five years, the elephant's
become more like, you know,

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kind of a hippo
or a small Buick.

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-Right, you said that last time.
-So that's an improvement.

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We do always bring Xanax
to shoots with us now.

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-Miracle stuff.
-Yeah.

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Um, but this group photo shoot

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is set to be
our biggest story yet.

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All of these influencers
will be...

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-[clears throat] Mm-hm.
-...in the same place...

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-Mm.
-...at the same time,

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come April 10th.
And we are prepared for that.

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-Right? Um...
-Yeah.

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-We've even been--
-Excuse me.

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Just... just need
to get a snack.

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We've even brought on experts,
um,

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on the periphery of social media

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to be part
of the anniversary issue.

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Just as to give all
of this context.

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People say social media is fast,
but its history,

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its ten to 20 year history
is in fact slow.

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What I'm here to do
is break down the theory

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behind being, as they say,
social

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on the world wide...
on the world wide web.

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Now, we've grasped
what a "like" is.

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But can anyone tell me
what... is...

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a... share?

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Anybody?

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Hot.

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Well, it is true that I haven't
had as much time

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as I'd like to...
to build my own followings.

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I certainly am an expert
in social media theory.

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They've not yet awarded
doctorates for the subject.

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But if they did,
I would no doubt have one.

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A, uh... a PhD.

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I actually preemptively asked
friends and students

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and colleagues to call me
Dr. Schpelnick,

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just take your questions
to the doc.

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I'll show you this function.
Press the home button

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and the power off
at the same time.

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You got a screenshot.

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What I really care about
is what I'm teaching...

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these kids.
They need me.

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All I can do
is give them the tools.

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After that, it's, uh...
it's up to them.

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Don't forget that fashion can
also take nature into account.

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[music plays]

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See that? Wingtips.

242
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Oil is our enemy.

243
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You wanna have everything
be completely matte.

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Most meditation practices say
"tune out, shut off,

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don't let anything come inside."
I say no.

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I say let it all in,
because if your phone rings,

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you gotta know.

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I don't know what people mean
when they say

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you have to do crazy things
to get followers.

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You just have to be
your authentic self.

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That's what social media's
all about.

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What would you normally wear
on any given day?

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What do you throw on?

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You know, what would you do
on any given day?

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This is as high as it goes.
Fashion beats range of motion.

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That's what you wanna chronicle.

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Your followers will know if
you're not being real with them.

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I'm gonna lay here, and then
this shot needs to be up

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from a window, higher up,
like fourth story at least.

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-Up there.
-My nose job is fresh.

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I know how I want it to look.
It needs to be an aerial view.

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Sure. Just that window,
right up there, huh?

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Benjamin, I hear hesitation
in your voice.

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-Oh, no...
-And when you hesitate,

265
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I hesitate because
you're hesitating.

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Okay! Scale away, Spiderman!

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Ever since my last intern
shattered both her collar bones

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while she was shimmying up
a fire escape,

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clumsy gal, I make all of them
sign waivers

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before they start working
with me.

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Because they may look sturdy,
but they may not be.

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It's not that I don't care
about their bones

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or their bodies

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or that I'm deliberately putting
them in danger.

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I would never do that.

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So there's got to be
a way we can get the shot

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from inside of the oven
shooting out.

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So it's like
I've just baked something

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and I'm pulling it
out of the oven.

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It's the food's point of view.

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I wanna see
what my pie is seeing.

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-So just...
-In the oven.

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Okay. Sure.

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If they want to live the life,

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if they want to have
in the thousands of followers,

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then they need to learn from me.

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They need to follow my lead.

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I consider my internship
with Josie

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to be the single best thing
that has ever happened to me.

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-So... thank you so much.
-Okay.

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-Thank you.
-Stop it.

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I started
an Instagram story series

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following the progression
of my arms and hands.

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The recovery.

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-So every morning, I...
-Okay, let's take it...

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I peel the bandages off
and...

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-Pick up the pace.
-And then I take photos

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and videos and people
are just loving it.

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-It's disgusting!
-But it is very shareable.

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-My--
-Tell them what your follow

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account is up to. Remind me.
Tell them.

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Since the burn series,
I'm at about 11,000 followers

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-on Instagram.
-Eleven thousand.

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When he first started with me,
he was at 11.

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And six of them were bots.
[laughs]

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Ow! Ow! Ooh!

307
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Think of how many followers
he'll have

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when he can use
his hands again.

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Uh, yeah, cross my fingers,
you know,

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it'll be about six months
and it'll just be...

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-back to normal.
-I'll cross 'em for you, Ben,

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'cause you can't. [laughs]

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But Ben, it's more like a year,
maybe two.

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The doctor did say it could be
two full years like this.

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So we've developed a special
selfie contraption

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so we can keep posting
to my social outlets.

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Content does not sleep.

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We can't post less
due to some skin grafts.

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Unbelievable! Let's go over
to black and white now!

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-Do I need more contouring?
-God, no, your cheek bones

321
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look incredible,
like they could cut steel!

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Cut steel.
That would collapse a building.

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-Yeah.
-Get closer.

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Closer. Closer.
A little closer.

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A little closer.

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That's where my audience
wants me to be.

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Nose to nose.

328
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,177
Yo, this moss is really
susceptible to moonwalking.

329
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[Ava]<i> The biggest star of our</i>
<i> anniversary group cover shoot</i>

330
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<i> is, no doubt, Dan Summers.</i>

331
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,283
Oh!

332
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,519
[Ava]<i> Master Snapchatter.</i>

333
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<i> Also has a crazy</i>
<i> YouTube presence.</i>

334
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:20,024
<i>He is just completely dedicated</i>
<i> to his craft.</i>

335
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,595
Maw! [laughs]

336
00:14:23,597 --> 00:14:25,964
But-- [coughs] Fuck, man.

337
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,533
Ah!

338
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,935
Yo, Brendan, they didn't explode
like you said they would, but...

339
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:34,305
Just coming to you from my
neighbor, Mr. Radley's, house.

340
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,474
I'm gonna juggle in his house
while convincing Mr. Radley

341
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,510
there's a fire in his home!
There's a fire in your house!

342
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:42,046
Oh, my God!
Oh, people are dying out here!

343
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,514
He's like 90 years old!

344
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[music plays]

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Dan.

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-Dan, hi.
-Hi.

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-Huge, huge fan.
-Oh!

348
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:20,151
Your most recent YouTube video
where you sat on the couch

349
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:23,087
and, um, oh, God!
In real time,

350
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,658
reacted to videos of other
people doing extreme sports

351
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,661
was... oh!
It was genius.

352
00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:31,629
-Thanks.
-I mean, I don't know how

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00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,298
you come up with stuff like
that because, you know,

354
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,100
I myself am also
a content creator.

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00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,269
-So when I try to create--
-Andy!

356
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,571
-Yeah?
-I need you to post the tweet

357
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,074
-about the stylist.
-Okay. I will.

358
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:46,678
-So, um, when I try to--
-Now, please.

359
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,380
Hold that thought.
I will be right back.

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00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:55,420
What the... [giggles]

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00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,021
Refresh!

362
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:59,023
[woman] You are arguably
one of the biggest

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Snapchat celebrities.
What's the definition

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00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:04,195
-of good content for you?
-Unique.

365
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,064
And what would your advice be
to those trying

366
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,533
to create great content
on social media?

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00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,301
Deliver.

368
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,239
Could you elaborate on that,
Dan?

369
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,976
Dan doesn't provide more
than one word answers,

370
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,011
unless it's on social media.

371
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,980
In the worst case, he'll give
an answer that's exactly

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00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,514
60 seconds long.

373
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,249
That's the maximum length
of a Snapchat video,

374
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:26,551
but that's more
for philanthropic

375
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,219
or political issues.

376
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:31,489
Issues he truly cares about,
or real life encounters.

377
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:35,159
Life or death situations
and stuff like that.

378
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,561
[woman] Like serious situations.

379
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,663
No, literally life or death.

380
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,000
Uh, Dan was mugged
at gunpoint last year,

381
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:45,169
and only exchanged 11 words
with his mugger.

382
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:48,306
He Snapchatted the whole
experience, of course.

383
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,607
[whispers] I'll be in the back.

384
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,476
[woman] Understood.

385
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,644
[clears throat] Um,
do you have a second

386
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,546
favorite social platform?
Instagram, maybe?

387
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,181
Do you like Instagram?

388
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,320
I...

389
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:05,356
was told I was not gonna
be asked about Instagram.

390
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,192
-Dan doesn't--
-Yeah, I don't talk...

391
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,129
about Instagram!

392
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,563
Okay?

393
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:17,135
Do your fucking job!

394
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,470
My mom was right about you!

395
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,773
That stories bullshit?

396
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,708
Where you think
they got it from?

397
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,045
From me!

398
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,647
Fuck, man!

399
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,582
Fuck Instagram!

400
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,385
Fuck Instagram!

401
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,321
[sobbing] Fuck Instagram.

402
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,757
[woman] You simply can't ask
a social media influencer

403
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,326
about a following they're not
as strong in.

404
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:45,296
If a person has two million
Snapchat followers,

405
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:48,132
but a million on Instagram,
well,

406
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:50,134
that isn't something they're
going to want to discuss,

407
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:51,836
or even share for that matter.

408
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,338
I've seen the case many times.

409
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:57,208
It all happens right here
in the cerebral cortex,

410
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,843
in this point
in the frontal lobe.

411
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:02,313
This is where emotions,
reasoning,

412
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,282
and planning are associated.

413
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:07,418
And when a person has stress
or anxiety about

414
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,421
a low Pinterest following
or negative comment on Facebook,

415
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,558
well, that activity,
it happens right here.

416
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,860
And when a person has a
significantly weaker following

417
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,329
on one platform,
it creates a kind of frenzy

418
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,498
that moves throughout
the frontal lobe.

419
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,233
It can lead to anything.

420
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,502
Anxiety, depression.

421
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,671
I've seen it lead
to hospitalization.

422
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:29,807
The point is, you have to know
these people's follower counts

423
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,610
before you interact with them.
It's crucial.

424
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,845
And I would give this advice
to anyone who's

425
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,147
in the same building
as an influencer.

426
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,715
It's an entirely different
ballgame,

427
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,350
dealing with these people.

428
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:42,653
You have to be sensitive.
You have to take care.

429
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:46,624
We've been a bit stressed
because no one has heard

430
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,392
from Dan Summers.

431
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:51,395
-He officially stopped snapping.
-Eleven hours ago.

432
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:53,798
-Wild, wild stuff. Yeah.
-Basically stopped.

433
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,700
Um, so as you can imagine,
we're in the midst

434
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:59,270
of some contingency planning
here at the magazine.

435
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:02,473
I'd say a lot
of contingency planning. Yeah.

436
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,809
-Has he done this before?
-Only when he was, you know,

437
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,744
protesting the length
of a Snapchat being extended

438
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,830
from ten seconds to 60 seconds.

439
00:19:08,831 --> 00:19:10,915
But then he was still posting
ten second videos on YouTube

440
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,750
-every ten seconds.
-The ten on ten wave.

441
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,218
He really moved
the needle there.

442
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,486
-Hey, Andy?
-Yeah?

443
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,821
What's next
on the Instagram queue?

444
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,290
Todd... ler.

445
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,591
I need more information
than that.

446
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:23,261
There have been like 11 toddler
memes this week.

447
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,666
-Why...
-What am I missing here?

448
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,902
He's trying to do that
one word answer thing

449
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,670
-that Dan Summers did.
-Is that supposed

450
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,938
to be commemorative?
I don't...

451
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,873
And also writing
the sentence down

452
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,442
is exactly the same thing as
speaking it out of your mouth.

453
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,311
-Yes, it is.
-You're giving me anxiety

454
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,380
which is a very easy thing
to do, but still.

455
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,749
Leave. Exit. Thank you.

456
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,819
-Oh, my God.
-[phone chimes]

457
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,589
Yeah, so is texting it
to my phone.

458
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,257
Texting it to my phone
is the same thing

459
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:56,227
as writing it down.
News alert.

460
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,828
[phone chimes]

461
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,631
You're officially fired.
Oh. Okay.

462
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:04,702
No, it's, uh... it's
a Dan Summers news alert.

463
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:08,272
-And? And? And?
-Um, well, he...

464
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,808
he sort of checked himself
into a hos--

465
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:15,546
-Oh! Oh, God!
-It's the one upstate.

466
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,199
-They have Pilates.
-Yep.

467
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,851
This is very disconcerting!
Very disconcerting!

468
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,820
God!

469
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:28,526
Rob is very sensitive
about our interview subjects.

470
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,963
Yeah. There was... an incident
a few years ago.

471
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,153
-Yeah.
-We're not supposed

472
00:20:33,154 --> 00:20:34,342
to talk about it,
we don't go into it.

473
00:20:34,343 --> 00:20:35,531
-Exactly.
-Injunctions of any kind

474
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,002
are hard when you're trying
to run a publication.

475
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,905
-Is this not talking about it?
-Just the detail.

476
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,773
Side note. Great.

477
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,709
Anyways, we don't wanna be
responsible for driving

478
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,777
-anyone insane.
-No. Especially someone

479
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,346
with 25 million
Snapchat followers.

480
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,348
-They have a responsibility.
-Yeah.

481
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:53,884
Uh, so once the dust settled,
we went to see Dan

482
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,320
after he got out
of the hospital.

483
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:57,989
He's living
with his mom temporarily.

484
00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:00,291
Doing very well. Um...

485
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:03,261
He's been off Snapchat
for a full week now.

486
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,762
But doing well.

487
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,965
Sure.

488
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,578
Wow. A CD player.

489
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:24,348
How retro.

490
00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:26,617
It's true, I really loved
those growing up.

491
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,236
I didn't love those growing up.

492
00:21:28,237 --> 00:21:29,854
I always use the word "retro"
when I see something

493
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:32,323
-I haven't seen before.
-She does.

494
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:35,960
[Ava] So listen. I know we
didn't quite get what we needed

495
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:39,597
-for your individual story.
-This would be...

496
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:43,301
a very interesting angle.
Okay.

497
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:46,537
We would still love for you
to be part of the group shoot.

498
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,806
Right? I think it wouldn't
be the same without you.

499
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,841
-She speaks for both of us.
-Mm-hm. I do.

500
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:55,079
[Mia] We talked to your mom
upstairs, and, uh,

501
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:58,582
told her all the details,
the shoot's in two weeks.

502
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:00,384
She's gonna, you know,
drive you.

503
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:02,653
And, um, until then, you know...

504
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,657
you... you just
take some you time.

505
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,760
Or, uh...

506
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:12,897
whatever-- whatever it is
that you need to do.

507
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:18,602
It's very common after
an influencer experiences

508
00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:21,339
a breakdown for he or she
to procure

509
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:24,709
a very serious case of AND.

510
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:27,778
What we in
the mental health space call it,

511
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:30,981
it's Acute Nostalgia Disorder.

512
00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:32,850
And the subject can revert back
to a time

513
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,719
where he or she thinks is...

514
00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:37,855
things are slower,
things are simpler.

515
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,958
And that can manifest itself
in a variety

516
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,361
of really disturbing behaviors.

517
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:45,496
Anything from playing Mario Kart
all day

518
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,832
to going to arcades,

519
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:50,501
buying DVD players,

520
00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:54,038
searching for the last remaining
Blockbuster video store.

521
00:22:56,109 --> 00:22:58,909
Sometimes the subjects have
physical posters in their rooms

522
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,512
of '90s boy bands.

523
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:04,782
Anything from NSYNC
to Backstreet Boys.

524
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:08,719
And in the more serious cases,
98 Degrees.

525
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:12,390
Does it make you angry?
Does it make you sad

526
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:16,627
to think about a time that might
have been... better than now?

527
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:19,096
I don't know,
just like a douche.

528
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:20,498
It makes you feel like a douche.

529
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:24,402
-Yeah.
-We have 42 minutes left

530
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:25,536
in our session.

531
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,872
We can talk about
anything you like.

532
00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:30,674
I'd like to talk about...
flashcards.

533
00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:32,810
-Flashcards.
-Yeah.

534
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,011
You know, like at school.

535
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:38,849
When you study for a test.

536
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:41,419
And you write.

537
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:45,156
Like you write,
like with a pencil.

538
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:50,461
You'd write the answer
on one side of the card

539
00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:53,564
and a question on the other.

540
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,633
Is that something you used
to do in school, Daniel?

541
00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:58,869
No. No-- no, of course not.

542
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,906
My parents once told me
about it in a story.

543
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:04,074
It sounds kind of nice.

544
00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:08,946
The answer...
and the question.

545
00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:13,884
You used to use flashcards.
Right?

546
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:17,188
Or like floppy discs? I've never
even seen a floppy disc.

547
00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:20,491
Well, you're lucky.

548
00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:24,495
Um, Daniel has a long way to go.

549
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:29,133
And I need to use my knowledge

550
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:33,070
to bring patience and
understanding to the situation.

551
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:37,475
Despite what I believe
is his sometimes...

552
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,877
How to describe him? I...

553
00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:42,646
I think the only way sometimes
is just he's...

554
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,682
He can be something of a shit.

555
00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:50,688
I cannot reach the mountaintop.

556
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,957
I'm nowhere near
the mountaintop.

557
00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:54,758
You're very near
the mountaintop.

558
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,094
No, I'm nowhere near
the mountaintop!

559
00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:58,696
And if I do not reach
the mountaintop,

560
00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:00,231
I cannot tweet it.

561
00:25:00,233 --> 00:25:04,902
What is that sound?

562
00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:08,539
It's like a ticking,
it's like a tick, tick, tick.

563
00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:12,009
-Do you hear that, Benjamin?
-Of course I hear it.

564
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:14,979
It's, uh, it's maddening,
the ticking.

565
00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:17,748
Yes. How is anybody supposed to
get anything done around here?

566
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,517
I think you might be famished.

567
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,218
I'm going to go get you
a Fig Newton.

568
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:24,255
Yes.
I'm practically wasting away.

569
00:25:24,257 --> 00:25:26,824
-Wait!
-Yeah.

570
00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:32,029
Benjamin, I think it's more
of a Mallomar kind of a day.

571
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:34,598
-I'll get you a Mallomar.
-Yes, get me a Mallomar!

572
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,166
-That's what I just said!
-Yes, yes.

573
00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:38,802
I've had two--
Ben, what is it?

574
00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:40,704
-Three, actually.
-Three!

575
00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:43,173
I've had three nervous
breakdowns

576
00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:45,743
since I started this job
three years ago. [laughs]

577
00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,211
Which is par for the course,
you know.

578
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:49,880
Time flies
when you're breaking down.

579
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:52,750
-[both laugh]
-Jobs are stressful.

580
00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:56,253
And I'd imagine if you'd ask
any surgeon or president,

581
00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:59,156
-they'd also agree with me.
-Oh, absolutely.

582
00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:02,326
And then the third time that I
was admitted to the "facility,"

583
00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:04,194
against my own will, of course,

584
00:26:04,196 --> 00:26:06,964
they strapped me down
to a gurney and restrained me.

585
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:09,233
My whole body was shaking
and I was shouting things

586
00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:10,734
like, "I hate you!
I'm gonna kill you!"

587
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:11,969
You know, playful things
like that.

588
00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:14,772
But Ben and I had this
very unique moment

589
00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:16,774
where we looked
at my leather straps

590
00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:18,108
mixed with my chunky bracelets.

591
00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:20,427
Ben, do you remember
this moment?

592
00:26:20,428 --> 00:26:22,745
-I love that moment.
-It was almost like this very--

593
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:25,649
-It was very meta.
-Meta is the perfect word

594
00:26:25,651 --> 00:26:27,318
-to describe--
-Thank you. I said meta.

595
00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:28,986
That's why I said it.
It was the leather straps

596
00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:30,220
mixed with the gold.

597
00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:32,756
National Influencer covered it.

598
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,892
Stackable is everything.

599
00:26:34,894 --> 00:26:36,327
We even got a sponsorship
from...

600
00:26:36,329 --> 00:26:38,228
-It's true.
-What's that--

601
00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:39,697
-What's that little tiny place?
-Cartier?

602
00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:42,299
Cartier. I love Mr. Cartier.

603
00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:44,268
Just in time for my release.

604
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:47,171
It only took Ben about eight
months to convince the doctors

605
00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:49,740
I wasn't a threat to myself.

606
00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:52,042
Or to anybody else.

607
00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:55,079
-Ha!
-[gasps]

608
00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:56,947
I like to keep him on his toes.

609
00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:59,783
Hi, guys. I like to think
in the park.

610
00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:01,785
Where do you like to think?

611
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:04,054
Talk soon.

612
00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:06,824
Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Hi, guys.

613
00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:12,229
Hi. I'm so excited to share
what just happened today.

614
00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:14,798
I got a whole new litter
of new models.

615
00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:21,972
I need you to cast your votes.

616
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:27,411
One barrette or... two.

617
00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:30,414
Let me know. Love you guys.

618
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:37,721
So what I'm hearing is that you
have real feelings of loss,

619
00:27:37,723 --> 00:27:40,357
of remorse,
that you feel powerless.

620
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,960
Mm-hm. Yeah.

621
00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:45,262
It's how I've been feeling.

622
00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:48,232
The following is just...

623
00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:50,034
It's okay, Jane, you can say.

624
00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:52,703
The following has
just plateaued.

625
00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:56,907
Jane, it's important for me
to say what I am about to.

626
00:27:58,711 --> 00:28:01,211
I think it's gone
a little too far.

627
00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:03,213
What makes you think that?

628
00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:07,384
Well, the dogs are with us
at all of our sessions.

629
00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:10,354
And they're with you even
when you're not vlogging.

630
00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,222
You said that this building
was dog-friendly.

631
00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:14,224
-I did.
-That's why I chose you. I...

632
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:16,160
I did. I did say that.

633
00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:18,962
It's just that I think you could
use a little bit of a break.

634
00:28:18,964 --> 00:28:21,265
And I don't want you to take
this angst into your shoot

635
00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,200
for<i> The National Influencer.</i>

636
00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,069
I think this cover shoot
is a great opportunity

637
00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:27,938
for you to get yourself
back out there.

638
00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:31,475
It's the litter, isn't it?

639
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:35,079
It's partially the litter. Yes.

640
00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:37,314
But let's get back to you.

641
00:28:38,984 --> 00:28:40,851
-I could move that--
-Just stay still.

642
00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:43,120
Oh--

643
00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:45,089
Right there.

644
00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:49,727
Stay.

645
00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:53,097
I think it's very, very
dangerous territory

646
00:28:53,099 --> 00:28:55,099
when someone starts to see
their numbers slide.

647
00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:57,134
It feeds a vicious circle.

648
00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:58,869
They see their numbers slide,
they lose confidence,

649
00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:00,437
so the numbers keep sliding,
so they lose their confidence,

650
00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:02,306
so the numbers keep sliding.

651
00:29:02,307 --> 00:29:04,174
And they go to greater
and greater lengths

652
00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:07,311
to hit that high again.
It's like an addiction.

653
00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:10,214
And first it's animals.

654
00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:12,099
And then the animals
get smaller.

655
00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:13,983
And then there are baby animals,
and there are baby baby animals.

656
00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:15,919
And often it results
in miniatures.

657
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,254
Dogs, turtles, what have you.

658
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:20,858
And of course there is a rampant
amount of ODAUFI:

659
00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:23,260
Obsessively Dressing Animals
Up For Instagram.

660
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,162
It's probably our biggest fight
right now

661
00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:28,031
in the medical front,
to find a cure.

662
00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:33,003
You know, we have run up against
PETA on a number of occasions.

663
00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:35,906
I think the patients
I'm dealing with certainly

664
00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:38,442
are coming
with benign purposes.

665
00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,177
Of course, there's no intent
to harm the animal.

666
00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:41,545
Now, who can say whether
or not the animals

667
00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:43,547
enjoy being dressed up?
I don't think there's

668
00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:46,283
a lot of research on that.
They may or may not.

669
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:48,318
We don't know. There's a lot
we don't know now.

670
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,120
A lot we don't know.

671
00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:52,523
I'm planking! I'm planking!

672
00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:08,539
Being me.

673
00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:11,909
It's a lot of pressure.

674
00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:14,411
A lot of pressure.

675
00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:17,414
The memes. The captions.

676
00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:19,550
But for me, I just let it flow.

677
00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:22,553
[clicks tongue] You know?

678
00:30:22,555 --> 00:30:25,289
I let my mind run wild.

679
00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:27,157
But I also have a system.

680
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,126
I can it for you right now.

681
00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:31,395
I'm gonna get up now, I'm gonna
walk over to this Wonder Wall.

682
00:30:31,397 --> 00:30:34,198
Okay? [chuckles]

683
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:38,068
That's what I call it.
I call it the Wonder Wall.

684
00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:40,470
Come on. Let's see
what I have here, hm?

685
00:30:42,474 --> 00:30:45,409
Hm...

686
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:49,546
Okay, I got "when."

687
00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:51,548
I got the word "when."

688
00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:55,285
Hm...

689
00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:56,920
And I got "bae."

690
00:30:56,922 --> 00:31:02,159
So now I got the phrase
"when... bae."

691
00:31:02,161 --> 00:31:04,595
First step. Hm!

692
00:31:06,398 --> 00:31:09,099
Now, over there...

693
00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:11,635
Ooh, do you feel that?
Ooh, do you feel that?

694
00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:14,104
I'm feeling it. I can't see it,
but I'm feeling it.

695
00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:16,406
There's something, there's
something, there's something

696
00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:19,343
jumping out at me about this
angry-ass looking penguin!

697
00:31:19,345 --> 00:31:22,179
Do you see how angry
this motherfucker looks?

698
00:31:22,181 --> 00:31:24,147
This motherfucker is cold!

699
00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:26,250
[babbles]

700
00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:29,920
Okay. So I got the words
"when" and "bae."

701
00:31:29,922 --> 00:31:32,923
And I got a picture
of an angry-ass penguin.

702
00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:35,192
So now I'm working my mind here.

703
00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:36,894
Sh, sh, sh...

704
00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:40,197
What makes bae angry?

705
00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:44,434
What makes bae look as angry
as that angry-ass penguin?

706
00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:47,571
Ah! Oh! Ha!

707
00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:49,273
Bingo!

708
00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:52,409
Uh...

709
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:53,911
Strip club.

710
00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:56,513
Hm...

711
00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:58,448
Oh...

712
00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:00,183
Dry cleaners!

713
00:32:00,185 --> 00:32:02,653
When bae thinks you
at the dry cleaners,

714
00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:06,089
but finds out you really
at the strip club.

715
00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:08,692
[clicks tongue, laughs]

716
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:12,029
And that's how it's done.

717
00:32:12,031 --> 00:32:13,497
Hey, Julian!

718
00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:15,565
Come over here and stick the pin
with the red strong

719
00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:17,334
on the wall, I just did it!

720
00:32:19,204 --> 00:32:20,570
Julian!

721
00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:22,539
I'm not saying there's
no such thing as meme gods.

722
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,975
Of course there are meme gods.

723
00:32:24,977 --> 00:32:28,245
It's just that this meme magic,
as we like to call it

724
00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:32,082
in the mental health space,
I found that it's fleeting.

725
00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:35,152
I had a patient,
it would just come to him,

726
00:32:35,154 --> 00:32:38,455
day after day,
meme after meme after meme.

727
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,657
He called himself
Mofodicktacious.

728
00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:42,559
I'm sure you've heard of him.

729
00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:44,428
He was a modern-day Hemingway.

730
00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:47,364
Just this spartan beauty.

731
00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:50,534
Combination of gifts,
pictures, phrases.

732
00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:52,636
It just came pouring out of him.

733
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:56,673
Each post more viral
than the next.

734
00:32:56,675 --> 00:33:01,345
And then one day,
he just...

735
00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:03,580
One day the magic just left.

736
00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:06,984
And he...

737
00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:09,653
All that raw talent and all
of that creative inspiration

738
00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:12,189
was just...

739
00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:16,193
He would look at a picture
of a chubby baby,

740
00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:19,062
or a silly picture
of Kanye West,

741
00:33:19,064 --> 00:33:23,033
or even a Kardashian,
and... nothing.

742
00:33:23,035 --> 00:33:24,768
I mean, just nothing.

743
00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:28,138
It was gone.

744
00:33:30,042 --> 00:33:31,675
And then he was gone.

745
00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:35,345
He disappeared and no one knows
where he went.

746
00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:41,218
Glory fades.

747
00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:44,521
Glory fades.

748
00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:49,092
Okay.

749
00:33:49,094 --> 00:33:52,729
Can anyone here tell me

750
00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:55,365
what a Twitter war is?

751
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,335
An internet troll?

752
00:33:58,337 --> 00:34:02,672
As a doctor,
I have a responsibility.

753
00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:06,376
I can let my students learn
to turn the other cheek

754
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:09,246
and only see the bright side
and only prepare them for that,

755
00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:12,649
or I could prepare them
for what's really out there.

756
00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:15,118
Just the other day,
I posted a Facebook photo

757
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,353
that I was quite proud of.

758
00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:18,088
I had gotten a new bowtie.

759
00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:21,058
I bought it special to wear
to my nephew's bris.

760
00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:27,431
And I had a very harsh,
bullying situation.

761
00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:30,767
Or trolling,
as it's called on social media.

762
00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:32,202
Mother likes to joke.

763
00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:34,204
[chuckles]

764
00:34:34,206 --> 00:34:36,306
But nevertheless,
that wasn't easy to hear.

765
00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:39,209
Social media trolling
is a huge issue.

766
00:34:39,211 --> 00:34:42,512
And we actually uncovered
a troll in our publication.

767
00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:44,564
-Right, Mia?
-Yep.

768
00:34:44,565 --> 00:34:46,615
We did a whole undercover expose
on trolls

769
00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:48,485
for the anniversary issue.

770
00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:49,853
Unbelievable undercover
reporting.

771
00:34:49,855 --> 00:34:53,323
It was like an operation,
like a... like a... a sting.

772
00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:56,860
-A sting operation.
-A sting operation. Yes.

773
00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:58,762
This particular troll,
she was running

774
00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:01,098
a pretty large-scale program
out of a basement in Queens.

775
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:04,468
We went undercover, exposed
them, closed the place down.

776
00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:07,337
Now that we've decided
on your salaries,

777
00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:10,140
minimum wage split between
the two of you,

778
00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:12,109
I can show you where you'll be.

779
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:24,888
Julie over there is in charge
of trolling the celebrities.

780
00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:28,291
Jaime, the models,
Sheila, the nighttime TV hosts,

781
00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,193
and over there is Emily.

782
00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:34,231
Emily is completely in charge
of the royal family 24/7.

783
00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:38,201
Okay. It's... they actually wear
the troll costumes?

784
00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:43,340
They don't wear troll costumes.

785
00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:45,442
-They are trolls.
-Hm.

786
00:35:45,444 --> 00:35:47,844
And if you two are gonna be
covering award season

787
00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:50,647
and Lena Dunham, you'll
be expected to do the same.

788
00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:54,351
-Okay.
-Now, ladies, in terms

789
00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:56,219
of ventilation,
there isn't any.

790
00:35:56,221 --> 00:35:59,422
So if at any point you feel like
you're going to faint, don't.

791
00:35:59,424 --> 00:36:01,491
Don't.

792
00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:05,662
[Ava] Cardboard really ties
the room together.

793
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:08,265
-[Mia] Yeah.
-Well, work environments

794
00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:09,699
are very important
for productivity.

795
00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:10,867
-Mm-hm.
-Your next break

796
00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:12,235
is in three days.

797
00:36:12,237 --> 00:36:15,705
I saw a finger not moving.

798
00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:19,809
In the industry we're in,
you see certain things

799
00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:22,445
you just don't necessarily
wanna see.

800
00:36:22,447 --> 00:36:25,182
-Ever again.
-Mm-mm.

801
00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:27,584
This one troll, um...

802
00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:29,186
The one in charge of trolling
the Kardashians,

803
00:36:29,188 --> 00:36:31,655
she was understandably
a bit feisty,

804
00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:35,325
and she just grabbed on
to my hair

805
00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:38,228
when they found out who we were.
Almost pulled a chunk out.

806
00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:39,763
Um, but mainly,
she just kind of, you know,

807
00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:42,632
held on and would not let go.

808
00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:44,834
And I'll tell you, that'll...
that'll give you anxiety.

809
00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:47,237
-Yeah. It even gave me anxiety.
-Yeah.

810
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,405
I got her off eventually,
though.

811
00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:50,840
-Yeah. You got her off.
-Mm-hm.

812
00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:53,243
This is how you make
a hybrid dessert,

813
00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:55,912
or it could also be
a hybrid entree.

814
00:36:55,914 --> 00:36:59,583
[music plays]

815
00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:04,654
I invented this.
It's called rainbow cake.

816
00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:08,425
Put some cereal right on it.

817
00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:22,572
Go further with that cheese.

818
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:25,308
More. More. Less.

819
00:37:25,310 --> 00:37:28,245
Went way too far.
Way too far.

820
00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:30,280
Did I tell you to stop?

821
00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:32,782
Yes, eggs. Love it.

822
00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:35,018
I like where your head's at.

823
00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:35,952
Actually,
I like where my head's at.

824
00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:37,520
'Cause this was my idea.

825
00:37:37,522 --> 00:37:38,588
I think you could run that
through the deep fryer

826
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:39,889
one more time, huh?

827
00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:43,660
Everybody plan to be Insta-ready
in five.

828
00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:44,995
[all] Yes, chef!

829
00:37:44,997 --> 00:37:46,763
I didn't hear you say,
"Yes, chef."

830
00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:48,331
Yes, chef.

831
00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:55,805
Here at Fattish F.O.O.D.
we just stay super focused.

832
00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:59,943
We're really just concerned
with your six basic food groups.

833
00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:03,346
Pizza, burgers,
fried hybrid desserts,

834
00:38:03,348 --> 00:38:05,849
fried chicken, and stuff
stuffed with cheese.

835
00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:08,051
[whispers] Three, four, five...

836
00:38:08,053 --> 00:38:10,720
And also...

837
00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:13,556
anything you can dye rainbow.

838
00:38:13,558 --> 00:38:15,759
That's the sixth one.

839
00:38:15,761 --> 00:38:17,727
It's very rewarding work.

840
00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:21,831
Um, we're always very happy
to see an incredible response

841
00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:23,500
in terms of engagement.

842
00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:25,568
I want this to be a treat
for people!

843
00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:27,904
I want this to be a food
they come home to

844
00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:30,006
after their shitty day jobs,

845
00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:32,842
when they're ready to blow
their fucking brains out!

846
00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:35,679
We do everything really,
you know, from...

847
00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:37,981
overhead how-to recipe videos

848
00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:42,319
to before and after shots
of certain foods.

849
00:38:42,321 --> 00:38:44,921
For example,
just off the top of my head,

850
00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:50,860
um, a piece of...
un-fried fried chicken

851
00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:55,498
versus a piece
of deep-fried fried chicken.

852
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:58,435
Did you fry this again? Did you
put this in the deep fryer?

853
00:38:58,437 --> 00:39:00,003
-Yeah, uh--
-Well, it sure as hell

854
00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:01,438
doesn't look like it.

855
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,840
In fact, this looks like
a piece of shit!

856
00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:08,511
Go put it through...
at least two more times.

857
00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:13,450
I always tell my chefs
to think outside the box.

858
00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:14,951
A phrase that I came up with.

859
00:39:14,953 --> 00:39:17,954
Look, avocados are viral
on their own.

860
00:39:17,956 --> 00:39:19,656
Just as they are,
avocados are perfect.

861
00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:21,424
That means you don't have
to do anything here.

862
00:39:21,426 --> 00:39:22,625
Literally, don't even touch 'em

863
00:39:22,627 --> 00:39:24,094
'cause you'll probably
mess it up.

864
00:39:24,096 --> 00:39:27,063
Think of something you think you
can't stuff with cheese.

865
00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:31,735
And realize... there's probably
a way to stuff it with cheese.

866
00:39:31,737 --> 00:39:34,804
Or, if it's already stuffed
with cheese,

867
00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:38,608
there's probably a way
to stuff it with more cheese.

868
00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:41,845
Take the cherries off!
We need a strong defense!

869
00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:43,580
Defense!

870
00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:45,849
No, no! Those fries
are not gonna--

871
00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:47,717
Don't let those fries score!

872
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,619
Strength and honor!
What is that from?

873
00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:52,689
-What...
-It's from the movie<i> Gladiator!</i>

874
00:39:52,691 --> 00:39:55,592
Same things goes for putting
an egg on something.

875
00:39:56,962 --> 00:39:59,129
Treat bomb.

876
00:39:59,131 --> 00:40:01,598
Eggs are viral.

877
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:05,435
Yeah. We actually have our motto
right up on the wall.

878
00:40:05,437 --> 00:40:07,570
Oh, there.

879
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:10,573
I forgot where that wall was.

880
00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:13,510
"You can put an egg
on anything."

881
00:40:14,679 --> 00:40:17,414
That and YCFA.

882
00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:20,450
"You can fry anything."

883
00:40:20,452 --> 00:40:23,686
We got a deep fryer
right over there.

884
00:40:23,688 --> 00:40:26,456
And we'll just throw anything...
anything in there,

885
00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:28,024
'cause we are creatives.

886
00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:30,727
Gimme an Instagram

887
00:40:30,729 --> 00:40:33,763
of a deep-fried Supreme sneaker,

888
00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:36,566
I'll give you one million
engagements.

889
00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:37,934
No big deal.

890
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:42,539
I really admire and respect
what Dixie does.

891
00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:45,575
Because she gives me such
a good jumping off point

892
00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:47,076
for some of my memes.

893
00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:52,682
Yep. Yep.

894
00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:55,185
Like this image she created

895
00:40:55,187 --> 00:40:57,187
of these double-stuffed
cheese fries

896
00:40:57,189 --> 00:40:59,889
that have been fried again,
you know?

897
00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:02,058
See, I could take that,

898
00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:04,994
and I can make this meme like,

899
00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:07,497
"When your girl makes salmon,
but you all you crave

900
00:41:07,499 --> 00:41:10,133
are those double-stuffed
triple-fried cheese fries."

901
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:12,936
[gasps] Wow.

902
00:41:14,206 --> 00:41:16,206
Did you see that?

903
00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:19,642
I owe a good amount of my posts
to Dixie.

904
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:23,880
-Oh, stop it.
-Mm-hm. [chuckles]

905
00:41:23,882 --> 00:41:27,484
Kap and I, we just go...
we go way back.

906
00:41:27,486 --> 00:41:31,888
[both laugh]

907
00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:33,690
[both sigh]

908
00:41:33,692 --> 00:41:35,992
You know, we still collaborate.

909
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:39,662
I mean, it's a process.
It's a workshop.

910
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:42,799
-Kap said that.
-Mm-hm.

911
00:41:42,801 --> 00:41:47,537
And Kap just has a massive...

912
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,707
following.

913
00:41:52,511 --> 00:41:55,044
And he always-- you know, he...
he credits us

914
00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:58,081
and tags us whenever
he uses our creations.

915
00:41:58,083 --> 00:42:01,084
As I should. Hm.

916
00:42:01,086 --> 00:42:06,289
When you are collaborating
on work of this nature,

917
00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:10,960
it is just, honestly,
almost impossible... [laughs]

918
00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:14,564
for things not to get...

919
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,667
personal.

920
00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,770
We've had sex.

921
00:42:20,772 --> 00:42:24,574
Love between social media
influencers

922
00:42:24,576 --> 00:42:26,910
is really my bread and butter.

923
00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:32,015
<i> Social Submission</i> was no doubt
a turning point in my career.

924
00:42:32,017 --> 00:42:34,551
It was an erotic novel

925
00:42:34,553 --> 00:42:37,954
that was a passion project
of mine for quite some time.

926
00:42:37,956 --> 00:42:39,989
Sorry.

927
00:42:42,594 --> 00:42:45,295
The two characters, or lovers,

928
00:42:45,297 --> 00:42:47,130
as I'd more accurately
call them,

929
00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:48,898
um, never actually meet.

930
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:51,701
Yet they share a, um...

931
00:42:54,839 --> 00:42:58,007
a sensual kind of bond

932
00:42:58,009 --> 00:43:00,743
that all the social platforms,

933
00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:03,346
the many different ways
they allow you to engage,

934
00:43:03,348 --> 00:43:05,848
only make more titillating.

935
00:43:05,850 --> 00:43:09,919
And I was just astounded
at the reception it received.

936
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:14,824
I have never thought myself
an expert on the couples space.

937
00:43:14,826 --> 00:43:18,695
Um, but it led me to write
a second book,

938
00:43:18,697 --> 00:43:23,032
to major fanfare,
entitled<i> Touching...</i>

939
00:43:24,736 --> 00:43:26,970
<i> Without Touching.</i>

940
00:43:28,873 --> 00:43:32,675
This was more a nonfiction
self-help book

941
00:43:32,677 --> 00:43:35,912
for those that
are more concentrated,

942
00:43:35,914 --> 00:43:39,816
focused on cyber-sexuality
via social media,

943
00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:43,953
versus physical sexuality,
which many, including myself,

944
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:46,356
would now say
is highly overrated.

945
00:43:47,392 --> 00:43:50,393
And this led to major notoriety

946
00:43:50,395 --> 00:43:54,897
and some pretty incredible
speaking engagements.

947
00:43:54,899 --> 00:43:59,869
Anonymous would have you believe
that a female or male's

948
00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:04,207
basic erogenous zones
are areas such as

949
00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:08,311
the ears, the cervix,
the neck, what have you.

950
00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:14,017
An area I proffer
they have overlooked...

951
00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:21,791
is the fingertips...

952
00:44:21,793 --> 00:44:24,260
i.e. the area through which

953
00:44:24,262 --> 00:44:28,331
all social media activity
stems from.

954
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:34,170
The eyes, the windows through
which we see everything,

955
00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:40,376
um, such as a tawdry engagement
on Instagram.

956
00:44:40,378 --> 00:44:44,747
Or a lewd post on Facebook.

957
00:44:50,055 --> 00:44:53,456
[applause]

958
00:44:55,093 --> 00:44:57,927
When I started my practice,
I by no means

959
00:44:57,929 --> 00:45:00,096
had given any thought
to couples counseling.

960
00:45:00,098 --> 00:45:02,365
And I only counsel
influencer couples.

961
00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,200
That's my specialty.

962
00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:06,269
Because I came to realize
these partnerships

963
00:45:06,271 --> 00:45:08,438
can be quite volatile.

964
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,908
Everything's fine until one
party experiences an uptick

965
00:45:11,910 --> 00:45:13,376
in his or her following,

966
00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:16,045
and then the honeymoon phase
is over.

967
00:45:16,047 --> 00:45:18,147
Which is a real shame,

968
00:45:18,149 --> 00:45:20,349
because honeymoons are
a terrific opportunity

969
00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:22,852
for viral posts on social media.

970
00:45:22,854 --> 00:45:25,822
I just unpacked
this amazing blue dress,

971
00:45:25,824 --> 00:45:28,324
and I am so excited about it.

972
00:45:28,326 --> 00:45:30,259
-I think it makes--
-Hey...

973
00:45:30,261 --> 00:45:32,995
-Uh-oh! Hey!
-Uh-oh!

974
00:45:32,997 --> 00:45:35,898
You have to suffer for your art
if you want the shot

975
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,366
that's gonna break the world.

976
00:45:40,872 --> 00:45:43,973
Just a swipe on the cheek.
A swipe on the other cheek.

977
00:45:43,975 --> 00:45:45,208
A little bit
on the forehead here.

978
00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:46,876
Maybe a dab on the chin.

979
00:45:46,878 --> 00:45:51,047
What's cooking in the kitchen?
Oh! Sneak peek. Bam!

980
00:45:51,049 --> 00:45:52,849
-There we are.
-There's little old me too.

981
00:45:52,851 --> 00:45:54,484
-Look at that.
-We love you guys.

982
00:45:54,486 --> 00:45:56,152
And we love each other more.

983
00:45:56,154 --> 00:45:59,522
[Spacelli] Okay. Mika.

984
00:45:59,524 --> 00:46:02,225
Can you try and explain
what happened one more time?

985
00:46:02,227 --> 00:46:06,262
-Just a little bit calmer.
-Sure.

986
00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:11,000
Um, let me just
take myself there again.

987
00:46:12,403 --> 00:46:17,240
I had taken a photo
of room service on my phone.

988
00:46:17,242 --> 00:46:20,076
With a beautiful backdrop
of the fireplace.

989
00:46:20,078 --> 00:46:24,080
And Kingston asked me,
incredibly casually,

990
00:46:24,082 --> 00:46:26,916
if I could text it to him.

991
00:46:26,918 --> 00:46:30,953
I assumed he wanted it as a
memento of our vacation.

992
00:46:32,824 --> 00:46:35,424
[Spacelli] Go on.

993
00:46:35,426 --> 00:46:39,428
So we go to dinner that night.

994
00:46:39,430 --> 00:46:41,798
And everything was normal.

995
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:45,301
Same with, uh, sex.

996
00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:49,005
Everything was, um... fine.

997
00:46:49,007 --> 00:46:51,407
So then I wake up.

998
00:46:52,410 --> 00:46:54,377
And...

999
00:46:58,917 --> 00:47:02,185
Kingston had posted the photo
to his Instagram account.

1000
00:47:05,857 --> 00:47:08,491
-Did he tag you?
-No.

1001
00:47:08,493 --> 00:47:11,260
He didn't.

1002
00:47:11,262 --> 00:47:13,429
And what did Kingston say
when you confronted him?

1003
00:47:13,431 --> 00:47:16,432
Well, let's see.
He offered to take it down.

1004
00:47:16,434 --> 00:47:17,884
But I think at that point,

1005
00:47:17,885 --> 00:47:19,335
he knew that those
were empty words.

1006
00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:22,138
I mean, the damage
was astronomical.

1007
00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:24,106
It was already up
to 300,000 likes,

1008
00:47:24,108 --> 00:47:27,410
4,000 comments, I mean, poof!
Gone.

1009
00:47:27,412 --> 00:47:30,379
I truly didn't think that she
was planning on posting it.

1010
00:47:30,381 --> 00:47:33,850
Okay? She had already done
a breakfast shot that trip,

1011
00:47:33,852 --> 00:47:37,486
and I mean, yes, yes, yes! Yes,
it was a little bit different.

1012
00:47:39,290 --> 00:47:41,390
-But it was still eggs.
-Okay.

1013
00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:44,093
You know,
you have two egg shots,

1014
00:47:44,095 --> 00:47:46,195
like right next to each other.

1015
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,631
I mean, I don't know. It just,
it looks a little lazy.

1016
00:47:48,633 --> 00:47:50,366
-Are you kidding me?
-I think it looks lazy.

1017
00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:52,435
-Are you kidding me?
-What is this, Andy Warhol?

1018
00:47:52,437 --> 00:47:54,437
This is unbelievable.
If you had seen it,

1019
00:47:54,439 --> 00:47:57,240
the first breakfast photo was
a completely different filter,

1020
00:47:57,242 --> 00:48:00,109
ambience, theme entirely.
Unbelievable.

1021
00:48:00,111 --> 00:48:02,278
Yeah, but they're both
sunnyside up. So...

1022
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,013
I'm done. I'm done.

1023
00:48:04,015 --> 00:48:06,315
You can slap all the brightness
filters you want on it.

1024
00:48:06,317 --> 00:48:08,251
-It's still sunnyside up.
-You didn't know how

1025
00:48:08,253 --> 00:48:10,253
I was going to frame it, okay?
The way I frame things

1026
00:48:10,255 --> 00:48:11,921
is different from the way
you frame things.

1027
00:48:11,923 --> 00:48:13,389
Maybe in that moment,

1028
00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:15,625
while you were acting
from an artistic place,

1029
00:48:15,627 --> 00:48:18,127
which I totally respect,

1030
00:48:18,129 --> 00:48:21,264
maybe there's a way
to deliver that information

1031
00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:24,033
to Mika personally, which I know
this sounds strange,

1032
00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:25,902
but without posting it.

1033
00:48:25,904 --> 00:48:29,005
Maybe tell her how you feel
about two eggs being posted

1034
00:48:29,007 --> 00:48:31,140
at the same time, don't just
assume she knows.

1035
00:48:31,142 --> 00:48:34,243
I was going to tag you
when I posted it.

1036
00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:36,646
I would have tagged you
in the photo

1037
00:48:36,648 --> 00:48:38,381
-that you would post.
-I'm not an egg.

1038
00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:41,651
Kingston, do you generally
post food photos?

1039
00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:46,923
Well, I have a little bit more
recently.

1040
00:48:46,925 --> 00:48:50,059
Um, I have a very,
very specific diet,

1041
00:48:50,061 --> 00:48:52,561
very special kind of diet.
It's the keto diet.

1042
00:48:52,563 --> 00:48:54,931
I don't know if you've...
you've heard about this?

1043
00:48:54,933 --> 00:48:57,099
Well, it's... it's
a little exciting,

1044
00:48:57,101 --> 00:49:00,102
it's a little novel,
it's very en vogue right now.

1045
00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:03,973
No carbs, all fats. Okay?
All fats and proteins.

1046
00:49:03,975 --> 00:49:06,142
Very high in fat and protein.
So a lot of cheese.

1047
00:49:06,144 --> 00:49:08,678
-A lot of, um, you know...
-Would you say...

1048
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,213
And Mika, I do not say this
to hurt you.

1049
00:49:11,215 --> 00:49:13,316
Would you say eggs?

1050
00:49:13,318 --> 00:49:15,251
-Do you post eggs?
-Well, yeah.

1051
00:49:15,252 --> 00:49:17,185
Well, that's the thing.
'Cause eggs are on this diet.

1052
00:49:17,188 --> 00:49:19,455
I can show grace for that.
I will show you grace.

1053
00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:21,257
Thank you.

1054
00:49:21,259 --> 00:49:24,060
Kingston, did you hear that?
Mika wants to show you grace.

1055
00:49:24,062 --> 00:49:27,263
-Uh-huh.
-Mika?

1056
00:49:27,265 --> 00:49:30,166
I think maybe you could
show Kingston snacks.

1057
00:49:31,369 --> 00:49:33,402
Like photos of snacks?

1058
00:49:33,404 --> 00:49:35,004
[Kingston] I feel like that's
just gonna make it worse.

1059
00:49:35,006 --> 00:49:37,173
Maybe actual snacks.

1060
00:49:37,175 --> 00:49:39,976
Maybe you could
explore this diet,

1061
00:49:39,978 --> 00:49:42,311
find appropriate snacks,
and in that way

1062
00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:44,981
participate with Kingston
in this experiment.

1063
00:49:44,983 --> 00:49:47,416
This is a creative endeavor
you can do together.

1064
00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:50,086
Like cooking?

1065
00:49:50,088 --> 00:49:52,054
I wouldn't go that far.
You could probably order it.

1066
00:49:52,056 --> 00:49:53,589
-Oh, good, good.
-Like Seamless, I don't wanna...

1067
00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:56,559
-Okay, yeah. Thank you.
-You can do that on your phone.

1068
00:49:56,561 --> 00:49:59,295
-I have an idea.
-I'd love for you to share it.

1069
00:49:59,297 --> 00:50:03,332
I think, um, sometimes
I've seen some couples

1070
00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:06,135
do a time out symbol.
Like, time out.

1071
00:50:06,137 --> 00:50:08,537
Let's take a breather.
And I'm thinking,

1072
00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:11,273
what if...

1073
00:50:11,275 --> 00:50:12,508
What if we did a hashtag?

1074
00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:16,212
Like hashtag, take a breather.

1075
00:50:16,214 --> 00:50:18,147
-Hashtag...
-I feel like Kingston's

1076
00:50:18,149 --> 00:50:20,583
-thinking about this.
-Yeah. Yeah.

1077
00:50:20,585 --> 00:50:23,719
-Are you open, babe?
-Yeah, I'm open.

1078
00:50:23,721 --> 00:50:26,222
I'm open to talking about that,
the "take a breather."

1079
00:50:26,224 --> 00:50:28,190
I mean, I did that with my,
you know,

1080
00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:30,526
my asthma awareness campaign.
So we might have to kind of

1081
00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:33,162
-switch that up a little bit.
-I forgot about that.

1082
00:50:33,164 --> 00:50:35,297
-That's right.
-I will say that tagging

1083
00:50:35,299 --> 00:50:37,733
is something that I think
we need to explore further

1084
00:50:37,735 --> 00:50:40,169
-in our sessions.
-Thank you.

1085
00:50:40,170 --> 00:50:42,604
And each person's definition
of how that is acceptable

1086
00:50:42,607 --> 00:50:46,175
is different. You're not wrong,
you're not wrong.

1087
00:50:46,177 --> 00:50:48,310
But we're going to have to find
a place in the middle.

1088
00:50:48,312 --> 00:50:51,080
Yes, I think that,
about me not being wrong,

1089
00:50:51,082 --> 00:50:53,549
is a good...
is a good take away.

1090
00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:56,252
-Us. Us not being wrong.
-Us not-- us not being wrong.

1091
00:50:56,254 --> 00:50:59,688
I would never question
the sex lives

1092
00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:02,491
of these influencer couples,

1093
00:51:02,493 --> 00:51:07,463
who are just all so ever present
in all the social platforms.

1094
00:51:07,465 --> 00:51:10,199
I think, as...

1095
00:51:11,736 --> 00:51:15,638
Kama Sutra was to the '70s,

1096
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:18,307
they are to the 21st century.

1097
00:51:18,309 --> 00:51:22,478
They hold
the hidden keys to a...

1098
00:51:24,382 --> 00:51:28,784
deeper, more profound
exploration of sexuality

1099
00:51:28,786 --> 00:51:30,586
as we know it.

1100
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:34,390
Well, we've been married
for about two years?

1101
00:51:34,392 --> 00:51:36,292
-Two years, yeah.
-Yeah.

1102
00:51:36,293 --> 00:51:38,193
-We actually met on Instagram.
-Yeah, it was very kismet.

1103
00:51:38,196 --> 00:51:40,629
-Yeah.
-You know, very meant to be,

1104
00:51:40,631 --> 00:51:45,101
Romeo and Juliet, stars aligning
kind of feel to it.

1105
00:51:45,103 --> 00:51:46,502
We coincidentally both were
at Coachella.

1106
00:51:46,504 --> 00:51:48,771
Yeah. Of course, I knew
who Kingston was.

1107
00:51:48,773 --> 00:51:51,107
I was following him.
He wasn't following me.

1108
00:51:51,109 --> 00:51:53,476
But I was following him.
He didn't know that, though.

1109
00:51:53,478 --> 00:51:56,479
-I have a lot of followers.
-Yeah. Yes, he does.

1110
00:51:56,481 --> 00:51:59,582
He sure does.
He's got a lot of followers.

1111
00:51:59,584 --> 00:52:01,517
I do!

1112
00:52:01,519 --> 00:52:03,652
I commented on
an Instagram of his

1113
00:52:03,654 --> 00:52:06,789
that just really...

1114
00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:07,857
spoke to me.

1115
00:52:07,859 --> 00:52:09,525
[Kingston] I was rolling
at the time.

1116
00:52:09,527 --> 00:52:11,210
[Mika] Yeah.

1117
00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:12,894
-And then he just pounced.
-Oh, I pounced.

1118
00:52:12,897 --> 00:52:15,164
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Full on. Yeah.

1119
00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:17,299
He DM'd me, of course.

1120
00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:19,568
And it began.

1121
00:52:19,570 --> 00:52:23,239
We commented, we liked,
we pinged, we DM'd.

1122
00:52:23,241 --> 00:52:25,341
Like back and forth
for just eight months.

1123
00:52:25,343 --> 00:52:29,345
Yeah. We actually didn't meet
at that Coachella physically.

1124
00:52:29,347 --> 00:52:33,182
We only met eight months later,
coincidentally at another event.

1125
00:52:33,184 --> 00:52:34,683
-Yeah.
-Mm-hm.

1126
00:52:34,685 --> 00:52:36,318
-But those eight months...
-Best eight months of my life.

1127
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,155
-Aw! Mine too.
-Oh?

1128
00:52:39,157 --> 00:52:43,192
The whole marriage angle
is great for social media.

1129
00:52:43,194 --> 00:52:45,728
It's the whole reason we're
in<i> The National Influencer's</i>

1130
00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:49,431
anniversary issue, even though
our follower counts

1131
00:52:49,433 --> 00:52:53,469
aren't quite up there
as the other influencers

1132
00:52:53,471 --> 00:52:56,338
-who get to be on the cover.
-Yeah.

1133
00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:59,742
Uh, just to be in the issue...

1134
00:52:59,744 --> 00:53:01,410
-Not on the cover, though.
-Yeah.

1135
00:53:01,412 --> 00:53:02,578
-So that's...
-It's okay.

1136
00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:05,714
Yeah, no, just us
and a French bulldog.

1137
00:53:05,716 --> 00:53:07,516
-[laughs] Who we love.
-Side by side.

1138
00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:09,218
Whom we love. We do love.

1139
00:53:09,220 --> 00:53:12,488
I will say that we did notice,
when we got married,

1140
00:53:12,490 --> 00:53:14,857
we were able to merge
our follower counts

1141
00:53:14,859 --> 00:53:17,193
-to create this bigger number.
-Mm-hm.

1142
00:53:17,195 --> 00:53:19,862
Which was very exciting.
I mean, after he proposed,

1143
00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:22,731
our post-engagement post
engagement just skyrocketed.

1144
00:53:22,733 --> 00:53:23,933
We're always working
on the relationship.

1145
00:53:23,935 --> 00:53:26,269
-Yes.
-Always looking for ways

1146
00:53:26,270 --> 00:53:28,604
to up each other's followings,
you know, support each other.

1147
00:53:28,606 --> 00:53:30,639
I would say that social media's
a really good barometer

1148
00:53:30,641 --> 00:53:32,608
for whatever is going on
inside the relationship.

1149
00:53:32,610 --> 00:53:34,610
Yeah, we always wonder what
other couples fight about.

1150
00:53:34,612 --> 00:53:36,445
[laughs] Yeah. Like,
what else is there?

1151
00:53:36,447 --> 00:53:38,681
-Uh-huh.
-Are you doing a...

1152
00:53:38,683 --> 00:53:40,449
an Instagram Live of this
right now?

1153
00:53:40,451 --> 00:53:41,750
Oh, yeah, babe,
it's right behind you.

1154
00:53:41,752 --> 00:53:42,851
Oh. Thank God.

1155
00:53:42,853 --> 00:53:47,623
[music plays]

1156
00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:50,459
[Ava]<i> With social media,</i>
<i> these influencers</i>

1157
00:53:50,461 --> 00:53:52,928
<i> have found new ways,</i>
<i> not only to connect,</i>

1158
00:53:52,930 --> 00:53:55,264
<i> but to communicate.</i>

1159
00:53:55,266 --> 00:53:58,500
[Mia]<i> There are so many ways</i>
<i> to express one's self</i>

1160
00:53:58,502 --> 00:54:02,271
<i> and who you are now.</i>

1161
00:54:02,273 --> 00:54:04,373
<i> It's self branding.</i>

1162
00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:07,376
<i> And these influencers</i>
<i> are the masters of that.</i>

1163
00:54:07,378 --> 00:54:11,914
<i> You know, everyone</i>
<i>has been given the instruments.</i>

1164
00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:15,584
<i> But they're the ones</i>
<i> who play the symphony.</i>

1165
00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:17,720
<i> It all comes down</i>
<i> to craftsmanship.</i>

1166
00:54:17,722 --> 00:54:21,957
And the complete and total
dedication to their craft.

1167
00:54:21,959 --> 00:54:23,626
It's a case of perfectionism.

1168
00:54:23,628 --> 00:54:26,462
<i> Pure, unadulterated</i>
<i> perfectionism.</i>

1169
00:54:28,266 --> 00:54:30,032
And they will settle
for nothing less.

1170
00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:36,972
[music plays]

1171
00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:48,917
-That's my clementine.
-Oh.

1172
00:54:48,919 --> 00:54:51,654
That's also my clementine.

1173
00:54:53,291 --> 00:54:54,723
In my hand.

1174
00:54:55,293 --> 00:54:56,659
Off you go.

1175
00:54:56,661 --> 00:54:57,960
Hip, hip!

1176
00:55:04,568 --> 00:55:07,603
Boom! Good one. Got it!

1177
00:55:08,606 --> 00:55:09,972
Oh, hey, Francesca?

1178
00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:12,675
Francesca, let me get
a green tea latte,

1179
00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:15,444
cashew milk, three straws,
hold the cup. Okay?

1180
00:55:16,013 --> 00:55:17,880
Jane.

1181
00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:19,581
Grande latte.

1182
00:55:19,583 --> 00:55:21,684
Four straws, hold the milk.

1183
00:55:21,686 --> 00:55:23,452
Hold the straws.

1184
00:55:23,454 --> 00:55:26,021
Benjamin, we're gonna get some
behind-the-scenes shots, okay?

1185
00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:29,725
Can we move this?

1186
00:55:29,727 --> 00:55:31,393
I'm gonna move this.

1187
00:55:32,530 --> 00:55:35,097
Excuse me, sir.
You're in my way.

1188
00:55:35,099 --> 00:55:37,566
What am I wearing?
I'll be honest,

1189
00:55:37,568 --> 00:55:40,035
I find this garment
incredibly disorienting.

1190
00:55:40,037 --> 00:55:43,872
I put my legs through and I
found out they were in one...

1191
00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:46,342
one hole and there
was a whole other hole

1192
00:55:46,344 --> 00:55:48,944
that was empty.
What's that supposed to be for?

1193
00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:52,014
I just guess I put
my leg in each one and...

1194
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,817
It feels wrong, though.
What do you think, babe?

1195
00:55:54,819 --> 00:55:56,919
No. That looks really
uncomfortable.

1196
00:55:56,921 --> 00:55:58,921
Do you have anything else, sir?

1197
00:55:58,923 --> 00:56:01,056
Yeah, I mean, I actually
might've saved the day here

1198
00:56:01,058 --> 00:56:03,926
'cause I brought this,
which is my chef jacket

1199
00:56:03,928 --> 00:56:05,928
which I wear every day,
but this one's a formal one.

1200
00:56:05,930 --> 00:56:09,465
It's pink. I mean, of course,
I wanna respect your vision,

1201
00:56:09,467 --> 00:56:12,000
so, you know, you have final
approval, of course.

1202
00:56:12,002 --> 00:56:15,604
But I approve it. We could even
leave some of these buttons open

1203
00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:17,039
to show some of the slip
underneath,

1204
00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:18,541
if that's what you like.

1205
00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:20,042
I wanna respect your vision,
as I said.

1206
00:56:20,044 --> 00:56:21,777
But I'm just gonna button
all this up.

1207
00:56:21,779 --> 00:56:23,912
Button it right up to the top
so you can't see

1208
00:56:23,914 --> 00:56:25,714
what you dressed me in.

1209
00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:29,518
I'd say, though, we keep it,
we keep the slip underneath,

1210
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:33,489
but then we scrap it and we put
the jeans that I brought,

1211
00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:37,459
put this on top,
so just to...

1212
00:56:37,461 --> 00:56:40,929
to recap,
we have everything I brought

1213
00:56:40,931 --> 00:56:43,932
and we're not using anything
that you suggested.

1214
00:56:43,934 --> 00:56:45,984
We're just trying
to stay calm here.

1215
00:56:45,985 --> 00:56:48,035
You know, I'm calm,
she's calm. Everybody is calm.

1216
00:56:48,038 --> 00:56:50,606
Yeah. You have said you're
calm a few times.

1217
00:56:50,608 --> 00:56:52,975
Well, I am calm.
My hands are shaking,

1218
00:56:52,977 --> 00:56:56,545
but my mind is calm
as a whistle.

1219
00:56:56,547 --> 00:56:58,147
No, it's "clean as a whistle."
Good, okay.

1220
00:56:58,149 --> 00:57:00,682
To be honest,
we weren't fully aware

1221
00:57:00,684 --> 00:57:03,952
of what came with all of them
under one roof in one space.

1222
00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:07,756
We're used to tackling them
individually, one by one.

1223
00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:10,793
-Just keep your voice down.
-Sorry. Sorry.

1224
00:57:11,996 --> 00:57:13,429
They're vicious people.

1225
00:57:13,431 --> 00:57:15,597
They're an eccentric group
of people I'd say.

1226
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:17,699
I can't feel this half down.
I can't feel it.

1227
00:57:17,701 --> 00:57:19,101
I can't feel my legs
and I'm sure that's normal.

1228
00:57:19,103 --> 00:57:21,203
Oh, it's gonna be
an amazing day, right?

1229
00:57:21,205 --> 00:57:23,772
We have what most would call
I'd say the five pillars

1230
00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:25,674
of society right now.

1231
00:57:25,676 --> 00:57:28,043
We've got your meme god,
Kap Phat Jawacki.

1232
00:57:28,045 --> 00:57:29,678
Your food YouTuber,
Dixie Bell.

1233
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:31,747
-Your vlogger, Jane Zap.
-She bit me.

1234
00:57:31,749 --> 00:57:33,649
-She did not mean to.
-Yes, she did, she bit me.

1235
00:57:33,651 --> 00:57:34,716
I tried to touch
one of her dogs,

1236
00:57:34,718 --> 00:57:36,618
which don't do that.

1237
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:39,021
And she bit me. Not the dog,
the dog didn't bite me.

1238
00:57:39,023 --> 00:57:42,658
The vlogger, the vlogger sank
her teeth right into me.

1239
00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:45,661
We've got your star Snapchatter,
Dan Summers.

1240
00:57:45,663 --> 00:57:46,829
Hasn't gotten here yet.

1241
00:57:46,831 --> 00:57:48,931
But we're excited
to see how he's doing.

1242
00:57:48,933 --> 00:57:50,999
-I don't think he's coming.
-And your fashion Instagram

1243
00:57:51,001 --> 00:57:54,203
-star, Josie Z.
-You call this contouring?

1244
00:57:54,205 --> 00:57:57,139
Where are my cheekbones? Ben!

1245
00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:59,174
-She's spunky.
-Yeah. She's spunky.

1246
00:57:59,176 --> 00:58:01,643
-She's lively.
-Vivacious.

1247
00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:06,748
We and our makeup artist were
under the mistaken impression

1248
00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:11,553
that makeup can only help
to accentuate one's cheekbones.

1249
00:58:11,555 --> 00:58:14,723
Our mistake. 'Cause apparently,
like Rome,

1250
00:58:14,725 --> 00:58:16,792
cheekbones can be built
from the ground up

1251
00:58:16,794 --> 00:58:18,560
with the right makeup artist,
which was not first, second,

1252
00:58:18,562 --> 00:58:19,828
third, or fourth one
we've had here today.

1253
00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,196
I have a pretty good feeling
about the seventh

1254
00:58:21,198 --> 00:58:22,931
-that we hired, though.
-She keeps saying something

1255
00:58:22,933 --> 00:58:24,800
-about a ticking.
-Yes. Ticking.

1256
00:58:24,802 --> 00:58:27,019
You know,
I don't hear a ticking.

1257
00:58:27,020 --> 00:58:29,237
She doesn't hear a ticking.
None of us hear a ticking.

1258
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:32,174
But obviously, we are all saying
that we hear a ticking.

1259
00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:36,178
And now I'm actually...
Yeah, there it goes again.

1260
00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:39,581
I'm starting to hear
a ticking myself, so... yeah.

1261
00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:42,251
-Well, there's...
-Get that checked out

1262
00:58:42,253 --> 00:58:44,653
in my ample spare time
that I have.

1263
00:58:44,655 --> 00:58:46,288
Tell them about prep.
Let's change the subject.

1264
00:58:46,290 --> 00:58:48,223
Let's talk about prep.
Let's talk about prep.

1265
00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:51,527
We are making sure to keep
separate any two influencers

1266
00:58:51,529 --> 00:58:54,296
who might have a strong
following in the same platform,

1267
00:58:54,298 --> 00:58:56,632
because that could be just
a little uncomfortable.

1268
00:58:56,634 --> 00:58:59,735
So we put Jane Zap
and Josie Z together.

1269
00:58:59,737 --> 00:59:02,938
And Dixie Bell and Kap together.

1270
00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:07,009
Fat Ben Affleck! Santa Claus!
[laughs]

1271
00:59:07,011 --> 00:59:09,978
-He's been doing that all day.
-Yeah, every 14 minutes or so,

1272
00:59:09,980 --> 00:59:12,781
I'd say he yells out like a
certain combination of things.

1273
00:59:12,783 --> 00:59:15,150
Sometimes it's an unhealthy
food item and a rapper,

1274
00:59:15,152 --> 00:59:17,819
or, you know, a politician
and a porn star,

1275
00:59:17,821 --> 00:59:19,655
and a character like
Kermit the Frog,

1276
00:59:19,657 --> 00:59:21,757
Miss Piggy,
any of the Muppets really.

1277
00:59:21,759 --> 00:59:23,191
He says it about cheese fries
a lot as well.

1278
00:59:23,193 --> 00:59:25,227
-Yes, yes. He does.
-[Kap] Chili cheese fries!

1279
00:59:25,229 --> 00:59:27,329
[Josie] Where is this ticking
coming from?

1280
00:59:27,331 --> 00:59:29,831
I'm so sorry,
we're looking into it.

1281
00:59:29,833 --> 00:59:31,667
-Go look into the ticking.
-There is no ticking.

1282
00:59:31,669 --> 00:59:33,936
I know.
Just do what I did last time.

1283
00:59:33,938 --> 00:59:36,138
Just get up, go the bathroom,
come back,

1284
00:59:36,140 --> 00:59:38,073
and say you told the guys
to work on the ticking.

1285
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:40,175
Can I ask a question?
Who are the guys?

1286
00:59:40,177 --> 00:59:41,944
-There's no guys.
-There are no guys.

1287
00:59:41,946 --> 00:59:43,679
-Just... this is fake.
-There are no guys.

1288
00:59:43,681 --> 00:59:45,914
-This is fake guys.
-Go get me a sandwich.

1289
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:48,584
-Guys?
-All right, thank you.

1290
00:59:48,586 --> 00:59:49,985
Yes, I'd love it
to look like an egg.

1291
00:59:49,987 --> 00:59:51,653
-I want the yolk...
-These people are completely

1292
00:59:51,655 --> 00:59:53,622
incompetent,
they're like animals.

1293
00:59:53,624 --> 00:59:56,325
One of them I heard was saying
something so stupid

1294
00:59:56,327 --> 00:59:57,826
to the other one.
They're all stupid.

1295
00:59:57,828 --> 00:59:59,728
Ben, you're so bad at gossiping.

1296
00:59:59,730 --> 01:00:02,097
-Hey.
-Yes. Hi.

1297
01:00:02,099 --> 01:00:05,033
-We're starting any minute now.
-Dan Summers is in the spread.

1298
01:00:05,035 --> 01:00:07,202
-That's what I was told.
-You were told correct, yes.

1299
01:00:07,204 --> 01:00:08,870
He is in the spread.
He's just a little late.

1300
01:00:08,872 --> 01:00:11,206
Okay. See, that's what
I don't like to hear.

1301
01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:14,676
If I took a picture of Cardi B,

1302
01:00:14,678 --> 01:00:17,913
and then I added the word
"delicious..." pow!

1303
01:00:17,915 --> 01:00:21,650
But then I got no picture
of a slice of pizza.

1304
01:00:21,652 --> 01:00:25,220
Hm. What do you
think that means? You tell me.

1305
01:00:25,222 --> 01:00:27,789
I'm never good
at guessing games. Um...

1306
01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:30,092
-I'm trying to--
-It means the story's dead.

1307
01:00:30,094 --> 01:00:32,928
The meme dream is dead.

1308
01:00:32,930 --> 01:00:35,197
No Dan, the no me, no story.
Okay?

1309
01:00:35,199 --> 01:00:37,733
He's the only one here
who is anywhere near me

1310
01:00:37,735 --> 01:00:40,068
in terms of follow count.
All right?

1311
01:00:40,070 --> 01:00:41,670
You got me taking a picture
with a vlogger

1312
01:00:41,672 --> 01:00:43,905
with only 10.1 million
followers!

1313
01:00:43,907 --> 01:00:45,941
I mean...

1314
01:00:51,281 --> 01:00:54,082
[laughs] That was her. [laughs]

1315
01:00:54,084 --> 01:00:56,418
-That was her. That was her.
-With the cats...

1316
01:00:56,420 --> 01:01:00,355
[laughing]

1317
01:01:00,357 --> 01:01:04,860
Now, it usually takes me like
a minute to catch up to Kap.

1318
01:01:04,862 --> 01:01:07,429
And, uh, I'm caught up now.

1319
01:01:07,431 --> 01:01:11,299
So is Dan Summers not coming?

1320
01:01:11,301 --> 01:01:13,068
'Cause I thought he
was gonna be here.

1321
01:01:13,070 --> 01:01:14,470
-Here's the thing about Dan
-They're trying to pull

1322
01:01:14,471 --> 01:01:15,871
-something on us, babe.
-What's going on?

1323
01:01:15,873 --> 01:01:17,139
The guys are looking
into the ticking.

1324
01:01:17,141 --> 01:01:19,675
-Ugh, thank God.
-Where is Dan?

1325
01:01:19,677 --> 01:01:21,209
Oh, Dan's coming.
He's just a little late.

1326
01:01:21,211 --> 01:01:23,211
-Right?
-Yeah. Yeah.

1327
01:01:23,213 --> 01:01:25,313
He's two hours late.

1328
01:01:25,315 --> 01:01:28,383
And if he's not in this,
then I am not in this.

1329
01:01:28,385 --> 01:01:30,085
Yeah.

1330
01:01:31,355 --> 01:01:34,022
If he's not in this,
she's not in this whole thing.

1331
01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:38,827
I hate memes.

1332
01:01:38,829 --> 01:01:41,763
She doesn't care
for your memes, man.

1333
01:01:41,765 --> 01:01:44,366
And I don't like girls named
after country music bands.

1334
01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:47,002
-Yeah, fuck you.
-Don't even get me started

1335
01:01:47,004 --> 01:01:52,441
-on animal kingdom over there.
-Animal kingdom. Classic.

1336
01:01:52,443 --> 01:01:54,376
[sobbing]

1337
01:01:54,378 --> 01:01:56,311
[Josie] Is that the ticking?
What is that?

1338
01:01:56,313 --> 01:01:59,014
-[sobbing]
-Oh, my God.

1339
01:01:59,016 --> 01:02:01,850
-What a waste of food.
-Now I gotta listen to that

1340
01:02:01,852 --> 01:02:04,986
and the ticking?
This is truly my hell.

1341
01:02:04,988 --> 01:02:06,922
I mean, honestly,
I hate to agree

1342
01:02:06,924 --> 01:02:11,259
with this very bitter,
strange lady.

1343
01:02:11,261 --> 01:02:13,328
But, I mean,
is he coming or not?

1344
01:02:13,330 --> 01:02:14,996
Because I could be--
You know, I could be

1345
01:02:14,998 --> 01:02:16,832
-frying something right now.
-Yes.

1346
01:02:16,834 --> 01:02:20,068
Yes, baby, you could.
You could be. She could.

1347
01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:23,271
Well, we-- we haven't heard
from him.

1348
01:02:23,273 --> 01:02:24,873
-But he said--
-They haven't heard from him.

1349
01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:28,243
-They haven't heard from him.
-[groans] I'm out.

1350
01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:32,414
Boom! Oh! Me too!

1351
01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:34,967
I don't know what they're doing
with their hands.

1352
01:02:34,968 --> 01:02:37,519
Come on, Ben, let's go.
This is a waste of our time.

1353
01:02:38,288 --> 01:02:40,388
Ooh!

1354
01:02:40,390 --> 01:02:43,024
Now you're in trouble
with Josie now.

1355
01:02:43,026 --> 01:02:45,827
Benjamin, what did I tell you
about engaging in conversations

1356
01:02:45,829 --> 01:02:48,230
-that I am not a part of?
-She said under

1357
01:02:48,232 --> 01:02:51,032
no circumstances ever.

1358
01:02:53,771 --> 01:02:56,404
You know what?
I hope you're all happy.

1359
01:02:56,406 --> 01:03:00,041
But more importantly,
I hope one day I am happy!

1360
01:03:00,043 --> 01:03:02,844
[music plays]

1361
01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:20,095
So Dan Summers never showed up
to the photo shoot.

1362
01:03:20,097 --> 01:03:22,130
-No, he did not.
-Yeah.

1363
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:25,367
But he did leave us a message
to explain why he wasn't there.

1364
01:03:25,369 --> 01:03:29,204
Not a text message, he left
this message on a VHS tape.

1365
01:03:29,206 --> 01:03:31,006
Do you know anyone
with a VHS player?

1366
01:03:31,008 --> 01:03:32,841
-Because we do not.
-No. We don't.

1367
01:03:32,843 --> 01:03:34,910
We searched everywhere.
We searched on eBay.

1368
01:03:34,912 --> 01:03:36,278
-Craigslist.
-Pawn shops.

1369
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,380
Even checked with both sets
of grandparents,

1370
01:03:38,382 --> 01:03:40,949
and got laughed right out
of Shore Hills. Embarrassing.

1371
01:03:40,951 --> 01:03:43,451
As a journalist, you do
have to follow the story.

1372
01:03:43,453 --> 01:03:46,855
So we went back
to see Dan Summers again

1373
01:03:46,857 --> 01:03:48,323
to get some answers.

1374
01:03:48,325 --> 01:03:51,326
We wanted to tell his story.
Whatever it was.

1375
01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:53,295
-However bleak it was.
-Yeah.

1376
01:03:53,297 --> 01:03:54,529
We wanted to give him that.

1377
01:03:54,531 --> 01:03:56,565
[doorbell rings]

1378
01:03:58,035 --> 01:03:59,334
<i> Unfortunately, though,</i>

1379
01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:01,436
<i> -Dan had disappeared.</i>
-...disappeared.

1380
01:04:01,438 --> 01:04:03,338
<i>He'd gone in search of answers.</i>

1381
01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:11,513
<i> We found a note that he left.</i>

1382
01:04:12,916 --> 01:04:16,284
<i> But it was very hard</i>
<i> to make out the words.</i>

1383
01:04:16,286 --> 01:04:19,554
<i> We believe it said</i>
<i> "back to the source."</i>

1384
01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:24,326
<i> Dan Summers went totally</i>
<i> off the grid.</i>

1385
01:04:24,328 --> 01:04:26,394
<i> But more importantly, though,</i>

1386
01:04:26,396 --> 01:04:29,331
<i> he did what so many of us</i>
<i> cannot do.</i>

1387
01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:32,167
<i> He went on a personal journey</i>

1388
01:04:32,169 --> 01:04:34,569
<i> just completely unplugged.</i>

1389
01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:39,074
<i> We soon discovered he actually</i>
<i> had our intern Andy</i>

1390
01:04:39,076 --> 01:04:40,876
-go with him, though.
-Makes sense.

1391
01:04:40,878 --> 01:04:43,111
I mean, if you are going
to successfully unplug

1392
01:04:43,113 --> 01:04:45,280
or do a tech detox, you've
simply got to share that

1393
01:04:45,282 --> 01:04:47,649
-on social media.
-Oh, it would be a crime not to.

1394
01:04:47,651 --> 01:04:50,218
The point is Dan himself
is not physically carrying

1395
01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,320
a phone or a tablet
on this journey.

1396
01:04:52,322 --> 01:04:55,523
No. Unless something happens
to Andy.

1397
01:04:55,525 --> 01:04:57,893
Yeah. Something happens to Andy,
we would expect that Dan

1398
01:04:57,895 --> 01:05:00,495
would have to bring
the tablets back. Yeah.

1399
01:05:00,497 --> 01:05:02,330
-Would be a win-win.
-Oh, yeah.

1400
01:05:10,207 --> 01:05:11,940
[man] Come in!

1401
01:05:20,183 --> 01:05:22,584
-Dan Summers?
-Yes.

1402
01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:25,987
-I've been expecting you.
-You know who I am.

1403
01:05:25,989 --> 01:05:27,956
I know all my chosen ones.

1404
01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:29,991
Your-- your chosen ones?

1405
01:05:29,993 --> 01:05:32,093
Anyone with more
than ten million followers

1406
01:05:32,095 --> 01:05:34,195
-on any given platform.
-Obviously, I haven't

1407
01:05:34,197 --> 01:05:35,664
-checked my Snapchat lately.
-Oh, please.

1408
01:05:35,666 --> 01:05:37,632
We all lose our way.

1409
01:05:37,634 --> 01:05:39,501
But what goes down
must come up.

1410
01:05:39,503 --> 01:05:41,403
Especially on Snapchat.

1411
01:05:46,310 --> 01:05:50,712
-So what can I do for you?
-You are the Architect.

1412
01:05:50,714 --> 01:05:52,280
The Architect behind the
inception of social media

1413
01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:54,115
since the dawn of it,
since MySpace.

1414
01:05:54,117 --> 01:05:55,216
Don't mention MySpace.

1415
01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:57,452
But yes.

1416
01:05:57,454 --> 01:05:58,954
That is who I am.

1417
01:06:00,324 --> 01:06:02,691
You know, it's about time
<i> The National Influencer</i>

1418
01:06:02,693 --> 01:06:04,960
-covered me.
-Of course.

1419
01:06:04,962 --> 01:06:06,695
They'll cover any millennial
Joe, Dick, or Harry

1420
01:06:06,697 --> 01:06:08,697
worth a tablet.

1421
01:06:08,699 --> 01:06:13,335
But the one who started it all,
the one whose inception it was,

1422
01:06:13,337 --> 01:06:17,339
the Architect,
as you so beautifully put it...

1423
01:06:18,241 --> 01:06:20,008
-no.
-To be fair,

1424
01:06:20,010 --> 01:06:21,176
I'm not really sure
they know who you are.

1425
01:06:21,178 --> 01:06:22,644
You know, it's typical

1426
01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:26,548
that they should come to me
through you.

1427
01:06:26,550 --> 01:06:28,583
Ageists.

1428
01:06:30,020 --> 01:06:31,619
But I digress.

1429
01:06:33,256 --> 01:06:34,656
So...

1430
01:06:36,727 --> 01:06:38,326
what do you wanna know?

1431
01:06:40,230 --> 01:06:42,030
I wanna know why.

1432
01:06:42,032 --> 01:06:43,465
Why what, Dan?

1433
01:06:43,467 --> 01:06:45,333
Why are we on social media?

1434
01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:47,068
Why did it all begin?

1435
01:06:47,070 --> 01:06:50,271
You've engineered all of this,
but why?

1436
01:06:50,273 --> 01:06:53,208
Well, you might as well
ask why do we breathe?

1437
01:06:53,210 --> 01:06:55,210
Oh.

1438
01:06:55,212 --> 01:06:58,279
To tell you the truth, Dan,

1439
01:06:58,281 --> 01:07:00,148
I don't like people.

1440
01:07:00,150 --> 01:07:03,752
I don't like interacting
with people in person.

1441
01:07:03,754 --> 01:07:05,487
-Mm-hm.
-And confrontation.

1442
01:07:05,489 --> 01:07:07,655
Who likes confrontation?

1443
01:07:07,657 --> 01:07:11,493
Physical confrontation
makes me nervous.

1444
01:07:11,495 --> 01:07:14,262
-Right, right.
-I mean, if my ex-wife

1445
01:07:14,264 --> 01:07:16,631
cheats on me,
and then she goes on vacation

1446
01:07:16,633 --> 01:07:18,800
with her new husband,
I think it's easier

1447
01:07:18,802 --> 01:07:21,036
to write a nasty comment
on her wall

1448
01:07:21,038 --> 01:07:22,704
than to call her up
on the telephone,

1449
01:07:22,706 --> 01:07:24,706
or God forbid you confront her
in person.

1450
01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:28,076
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's... that's off the record,

1451
01:07:28,078 --> 01:07:31,046
-that last part.
-Sure.

1452
01:07:31,048 --> 01:07:32,580
Do I talk to you
or do I talk to them?

1453
01:07:32,582 --> 01:07:35,050
Oh, no, no.
You can just talk to me.

1454
01:07:35,052 --> 01:07:36,351
Okay.

1455
01:07:37,454 --> 01:07:40,688
I wanted to engineer
a kind of a chasm,

1456
01:07:40,690 --> 01:07:43,458
a chasm where people
were... they were linked,

1457
01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:45,760
not through physical
interaction,

1458
01:07:45,762 --> 01:07:49,097
but rather through digital ones.

1459
01:07:49,099 --> 01:07:51,566
Okay? I mean, that's
where the world is going!

1460
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:54,369
Who wants to live
in a physical world

1461
01:07:54,371 --> 01:07:56,838
like we're living in today? No!

1462
01:07:56,840 --> 01:08:02,410
Dan, the future
is a digital existence!

1463
01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:07,215
Okay, but isn't it the physical
that makes us human beings?

1464
01:08:07,217 --> 01:08:09,384
No.

1465
01:08:09,386 --> 01:08:11,653
No, I think if you pick up
a copy of Sheila Burger's

1466
01:08:11,655 --> 01:08:13,254
<i> Touching Without Touching,</i>

1467
01:08:13,256 --> 01:08:16,357
you will realize
that it is quite oppositely

1468
01:08:16,359 --> 01:08:18,526
not about the physical.

1469
01:08:18,528 --> 01:08:21,229
We're engaging with each other

1470
01:08:21,231 --> 01:08:23,798
wholly and entirely,
body and soul,

1471
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:26,167
via social media.

1472
01:08:26,169 --> 01:08:27,435
But what if I want both?

1473
01:08:28,538 --> 01:08:32,340
You know, to be both
a chosen one,

1474
01:08:32,342 --> 01:08:35,343
but also a physical human being.

1475
01:08:35,345 --> 01:08:37,445
Do you wanna live in a world
where one minute

1476
01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,514
you're the host
of<i> Celebrity Apprentice</i>

1477
01:08:39,516 --> 01:08:41,683
and the next minute you're
the most powerful man

1478
01:08:41,685 --> 01:08:45,120
in the world, where one minute
you're OJ Simpson's lawyer,

1479
01:08:45,122 --> 01:08:47,288
and the next minute
you're the patriarch

1480
01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:51,759
of the most televised family
in the history of the medium?

1481
01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:54,262
Where one minute you have a wife

1482
01:08:54,264 --> 01:08:55,897
and you have
a Labrador retriever,

1483
01:08:55,899 --> 01:08:58,867
and the next minute
she takes the house

1484
01:08:58,869 --> 01:09:01,436
and the dog and the Lexus--

1485
01:09:01,438 --> 01:09:03,271
Yeah, no, I get it.

1486
01:09:04,374 --> 01:09:06,875
-I digress.
-Yes, you do. Quite often.

1487
01:09:06,877 --> 01:09:09,811
But can I ask you...

1488
01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:11,779
Can I have both?

1489
01:09:13,316 --> 01:09:15,150
No, Dan.

1490
01:09:17,254 --> 01:09:19,721
Do you really wanna live
physically

1491
01:09:19,723 --> 01:09:22,724
in the world we live in today?

1492
01:09:22,726 --> 01:09:25,727
I'm offering you a key.

1493
01:09:25,729 --> 01:09:27,462
The chance to escape.

1494
01:09:28,765 --> 01:09:31,833
My chosen ones will be
the first to depart

1495
01:09:31,835 --> 01:09:34,602
from this physical world.

1496
01:09:34,604 --> 01:09:37,238
And the rest will follow.

1497
01:09:42,312 --> 01:09:44,479
-Yeah... no.
-What?

1498
01:09:44,481 --> 01:09:45,847
-I can't do that.
-Yes, you can.

1499
01:09:45,849 --> 01:09:51,352
Um, I'm sorry. I just--
I can't help you.

1500
01:09:52,489 --> 01:09:55,390
I have to stay.

1501
01:09:56,259 --> 01:09:59,627
And I have to save what's left

1502
01:09:59,629 --> 01:10:01,563
of the real.

1503
01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:05,433
Thank you.

1504
01:10:05,435 --> 01:10:07,635
No, Dan.
Dan, you're missing my point.

1505
01:10:07,637 --> 01:10:10,738
-Dan, listen. Dan, Dan.
-Yeah?

1506
01:10:13,643 --> 01:10:16,377
Amazon has gotten so big.

1507
01:10:16,379 --> 01:10:18,613
-Okay.
-I can't wrap

1508
01:10:18,615 --> 01:10:21,449
my brain around it.

1509
01:10:21,451 --> 01:10:23,551
Yeah, I mean, the brand
is definitely--

1510
01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:26,921
I-- please, sit.
Because I can't understand it.

1511
01:10:26,923 --> 01:10:29,357
And I need to talk
to somebody about this.

1512
01:10:29,359 --> 01:10:31,893
Okay, sure, but I do
have to leave before three.

1513
01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:33,861
And Alexa, talking to you
in your home.

1514
01:10:33,863 --> 01:10:37,699
Because she can
walk your dog virtually.

1515
01:10:37,701 --> 01:10:39,934
-No. No, she can't.
-Yes, she can.

1516
01:10:39,936 --> 01:10:43,271
-No!
-Dan, she can.

1517
01:10:43,273 --> 01:10:44,939
Where are you reading
any of this?

1518
01:10:46,376 --> 01:10:48,710
Memes.

1519
01:10:48,712 --> 01:10:50,712
I've been scrolling
through memes.

1520
01:10:50,714 --> 01:10:54,249
And there's this vlogger,
Jane Zap.

1521
01:10:54,251 --> 01:10:57,619
I don't know-- she has the most
adorable videos of cats.

1522
01:10:57,621 --> 01:11:00,822
Little cats and kittens.
And she dresses them all up.

1523
01:11:00,824 --> 01:11:02,624
And some of them go to the prom,

1524
01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:04,993
and some of them
are on a cakewalk,

1525
01:11:04,995 --> 01:11:06,728
-and it's charming.
-I have to go.

1526
01:11:06,730 --> 01:11:10,598
But if I continue talking
about Jane Zap...

1527
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,600
-I'll go faster.
-Okay.

1528
01:11:12,602 --> 01:11:16,037
Um, thank you so much.
It's been a pleasure.

1529
01:11:16,039 --> 01:11:18,473
-The pleasure's all mine.
-You'll email me, yes?

1530
01:11:18,475 --> 01:11:22,310
-Email? Wow.
-Godspeed.

1531
01:11:22,312 --> 01:11:24,279
Yeah, I'll email you. Okay?
I'll email you.

1532
01:11:24,281 --> 01:11:26,914
You do good work.
And you know I'm right.

1533
01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:29,951
-Maybe.
-Don't you argue with me, Dan.

1534
01:11:29,953 --> 01:11:31,452
-Bye-bye.
-Have a good one.

1535
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:38,426
Can I help you with something?

1536
01:11:38,428 --> 01:11:43,331
Just... yeah.

1537
01:11:43,333 --> 01:11:46,701
-Good?
-Sorry. One more.

1538
01:11:48,305 --> 01:11:50,638
Thanks so much.
Love your work.

1539
01:11:52,042 --> 01:11:53,074
Tag me!

1540
01:11:53,076 --> 01:11:55,877
[music plays]

1541
01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:34,082
Once I found out the Architect's
plan was to turn us all

1542
01:12:34,084 --> 01:12:36,517
into digital bots,

1543
01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:39,387
switching from the physical
completely to the digital,

1544
01:12:39,389 --> 01:12:41,856
I felt I had to step in.

1545
01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:45,993
To warn the other influencers
to do something.

1546
01:12:45,995 --> 01:12:49,630
They had to be the ones
to lead the way.

1547
01:12:49,632 --> 01:12:52,066
So I started a franchise
of workshops

1548
01:12:52,068 --> 01:12:54,902
entitled PICW:

1549
01:12:54,904 --> 01:13:00,508
Physical Interaction
and Communication Workshops.

1550
01:13:00,510 --> 01:13:02,944
What's great about Dan's
Physical Interaction

1551
01:13:02,946 --> 01:13:05,913
and Communication Workshops?
Hm.

1552
01:13:05,915 --> 01:13:09,617
-It's a mouthful.
-[laughs] Yes. Yes, it is.

1553
01:13:09,619 --> 01:13:13,521
Well, what's great about them
is that bae and I...

1554
01:13:13,523 --> 01:13:17,759
Mm. I mean Dixie and I,
because that's her name,

1555
01:13:17,761 --> 01:13:20,061
you know, that's the name
her mama gave her.

1556
01:13:20,063 --> 01:13:22,096
-After the cup.
-Hm.

1557
01:13:22,098 --> 01:13:26,901
Dixie and I, well, we're
learning to communicate

1558
01:13:26,903 --> 01:13:31,172
with each other in new
and authentic ways.

1559
01:13:31,174 --> 01:13:33,107
Taking what we have
going on here

1560
01:13:33,109 --> 01:13:34,609
to the next level.

1561
01:13:34,611 --> 01:13:37,445
Yep.

1562
01:13:37,447 --> 01:13:41,149
-What's the next level?
-Yeah, I'm not sure. You know?

1563
01:13:41,151 --> 01:13:43,418
But it's there. Whoo!

1564
01:13:43,420 --> 01:13:46,154
It's a level, for sure.

1565
01:13:46,156 --> 01:13:49,724
Because it's not
about the memes

1566
01:13:49,726 --> 01:13:51,959
or the captions or the food.
Mm-mm.

1567
01:13:51,961 --> 01:13:54,028
-No.
-Mm-mm-mm...

1568
01:13:54,030 --> 01:13:57,598
[both] Mm-mm-mm-mm.

1569
01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,834
-It's about us.
-Mm-hm. Yep.

1570
01:13:59,836 --> 01:14:02,203
That's just what I was gonna
say. Word for word.

1571
01:14:02,205 --> 01:14:04,572
Kap, communicate.
[clicks tongue]

1572
01:14:04,574 --> 01:14:05,740
Where do you see this going
with Dixie?

1573
01:14:05,742 --> 01:14:09,444
Yeah, where do you see
this going?

1574
01:14:09,446 --> 01:14:11,946
I see it going...

1575
01:14:11,948 --> 01:14:13,781
There's like
a picture of a goat,

1576
01:14:13,783 --> 01:14:17,752
and then some sort of variation
on a pear.

1577
01:14:17,754 --> 01:14:19,787
Ariana Grande!

1578
01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:21,689
-Wow.
-Kap, what we talked about.

1579
01:14:21,691 --> 01:14:24,826
Okay?
How we practiced it.

1580
01:14:25,929 --> 01:14:28,963
Okay. Okay, baby.

1581
01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:30,898
Take those fucking stupid
glasses off.

1582
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:32,900
Yeah. I should take them off.

1583
01:14:32,902 --> 01:14:35,837
Dixie... [clears throat]

1584
01:14:37,073 --> 01:14:41,008
Dixie, I see this going...

1585
01:14:42,011 --> 01:14:43,578
to a place.

1586
01:14:45,648 --> 01:14:49,150
Wow. A place.

1587
01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:52,587
-Yeah.
-As I'd planned all along,

1588
01:14:52,589 --> 01:14:55,923
whatever epiphany I made
by going back to the source,

1589
01:14:55,925 --> 01:14:59,594
that would ideally be
the new group cover story

1590
01:14:59,596 --> 01:15:02,129
for<i> The National Influencer's</i>
fifth anniversary issue.

1591
01:15:02,131 --> 01:15:04,632
That message was lost
in translation.

1592
01:15:04,634 --> 01:15:07,168
Well, not technically lost
in translation.

1593
01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:09,504
Lost on a VHS tape.

1594
01:15:09,506 --> 01:15:11,906
-But still.
-My ball!

1595
01:15:17,981 --> 01:15:20,114
It works.

1596
01:15:20,116 --> 01:15:23,184
For this next round,
no hands.

1597
01:15:23,186 --> 01:15:25,686
Speak the ball into your
partner's existence.

1598
01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:28,956
-I trust you.
-I trust you. Okay?

1599
01:15:28,958 --> 01:15:30,224
Now, fall.

1600
01:15:35,131 --> 01:15:37,698
-That's a little bit scary.
-It is.

1601
01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,166
-Scary's good.
-Okay.

1602
01:15:40,904 --> 01:15:42,303
I trust you.

1603
01:15:46,175 --> 01:15:50,645
Dan's movement has really
reminded me to be more mindful

1604
01:15:50,647 --> 01:15:52,680
of "people."

1605
01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:56,117
They're people.
They're not just followers.

1606
01:15:56,119 --> 01:15:57,785
[laughs]

1607
01:15:57,787 --> 01:16:02,156
And I'm learning to let go
of a lot of my rage.

1608
01:16:02,158 --> 01:16:04,926
Both for myself

1609
01:16:04,928 --> 01:16:07,995
-and per the court's request.
-Stupid judge.

1610
01:16:07,997 --> 01:16:11,132
I have become
so much more aware

1611
01:16:11,134 --> 01:16:14,235
of how my actions affect others.

1612
01:16:14,237 --> 01:16:17,071
-Influencers are people.
-Who knew?

1613
01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:19,273
I mean, what Dan has done
is amazing.

1614
01:16:19,275 --> 01:16:21,242
Yeah, amazing, and as he had
planned all along,

1615
01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:24,579
we were making this story,
these PICW groups,

1616
01:16:24,581 --> 01:16:26,013
the new cover
of the anniversary issue.

1617
01:16:26,015 --> 01:16:29,350
The entire issue is dedicated
to this topic.

1618
01:16:30,353 --> 01:16:31,752
You can tell them.

1619
01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:33,020
We pushed Fifi the Frenchie.

1620
01:16:33,022 --> 01:16:34,221
Which we did not feel bad about.

1621
01:16:34,223 --> 01:16:36,057
No, neither of us did.
She was just...

1622
01:16:36,059 --> 01:16:38,192
She was very arrogant.
Don't you think?

1623
01:16:38,194 --> 01:16:40,061
-Very. Um...
-Yeah.

1624
01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:42,330
We were just perplexed
because Dan had put this

1625
01:16:42,332 --> 01:16:44,065
message out to all
the influencers,

1626
01:16:44,067 --> 01:16:46,417
and started this whole movement

1627
01:16:46,418 --> 01:16:48,768
and we just heard nothing
from her. Not a word.

1628
01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:53,140
She went on posting exactly
as she had been.

1629
01:16:53,142 --> 01:16:54,709
And that just rubbed us
the wrong way.

1630
01:16:54,711 --> 01:16:56,978
-There's no excuse for that.
-No. It...

1631
01:16:56,980 --> 01:16:58,946
You know, to be that
out of touch

1632
01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:01,716
with the people around you
is just...

1633
01:17:01,718 --> 01:17:03,818
-It's just not acceptable.
-It's not acceptable.

1634
01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:06,687
No. But otherwise,
I would say...

1635
01:17:06,689 --> 01:17:07,355
-Yeah.
-...Dan's vision

1636
01:17:07,357 --> 01:17:08,923
has inspired everyone.

1637
01:17:08,925 --> 01:17:11,626
I mean, everyone has been
affected by this message.

1638
01:17:11,628 --> 01:17:13,060
-Everyone has.
-Mm-hm.

1639
01:17:13,062 --> 01:17:14,128
Everyone has.

1640
01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:15,963
I thought Dan Summers was crazy.

1641
01:17:15,965 --> 01:17:19,800
When I first heard about this
whole movement I was stunned.

1642
01:17:19,802 --> 01:17:22,670
These new things
he was preaching,

1643
01:17:22,672 --> 01:17:27,174
you know, about... about
real life interaction... ah!

1644
01:17:27,176 --> 01:17:29,777
It-- it was jarring.

1645
01:17:31,814 --> 01:17:34,281
But the truth is...

1646
01:17:34,283 --> 01:17:37,251
you know,
if you give it some time,

1647
01:17:37,253 --> 01:17:41,055
some practice,
it makes sense.

1648
01:17:41,057 --> 01:17:43,391
At some point,
I said to myself...

1649
01:17:44,961 --> 01:17:49,163
Steven, doc.

1650
01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:54,702
You gotta just put yourself
out there.

1651
01:17:58,741 --> 01:18:03,844
I've been on two actual
real life dates.

1652
01:18:03,846 --> 01:18:05,846
Both insisted that I
not contact them again.

1653
01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:07,682
But, you know...

1654
01:18:08,751 --> 01:18:10,985
My mom gave me this pup.

1655
01:18:10,987 --> 01:18:12,420
Bar mitzvah present.

1656
01:18:13,690 --> 01:18:15,756
I was hoping for a bike.

1657
01:18:16,693 --> 01:18:18,793
I got a ceramic spaniel.

1658
01:18:20,063 --> 01:18:22,730
She told me its name was Steve.

1659
01:18:22,732 --> 01:18:26,067
I said, "Mom, that's my name."

1660
01:18:27,303 --> 01:18:29,403
She said, "It's a coincidence."

1661
01:18:29,405 --> 01:18:33,174
I have just started working
on my third book.

1662
01:18:33,176 --> 01:18:37,845
Which is definitely largely
based on the...

1663
01:18:37,847 --> 01:18:40,347
goings on in the real world.

1664
01:18:41,951 --> 01:18:44,318
I... I like to stay relevant.

1665
01:18:46,823 --> 01:18:49,256
I try to stay young and...

1666
01:18:50,893 --> 01:18:53,094
And hip.

1667
01:18:53,096 --> 01:18:54,929
[groans]

1668
01:18:58,401 --> 01:19:01,769
In this book, um, uh...

1669
01:19:01,771 --> 01:19:05,039
there are certain scenes of...

1670
01:19:06,843 --> 01:19:08,776
of a more physical nature.

1671
01:19:08,778 --> 01:19:10,778
So to speak.

1672
01:19:13,282 --> 01:19:14,949
Sex.

1673
01:19:15,918 --> 01:19:18,185
Physical sex, that is.

1674
01:19:19,422 --> 01:19:22,757
Which... is... is definitely

1675
01:19:22,759 --> 01:19:25,993
out of my skill set.

1676
01:19:26,896 --> 01:19:28,896
Um...

1677
01:19:28,898 --> 01:19:32,032
But I happen to think
that you don't necessarily

1678
01:19:32,034 --> 01:19:34,769
have to have experienced
something to write about it.

1679
01:19:34,771 --> 01:19:36,470
I don't...

1680
01:19:36,472 --> 01:19:39,940
I don't even think
you have to have experienced it

1681
01:19:39,942 --> 01:19:41,976
in your lifetime.

1682
01:19:44,413 --> 01:19:46,447
That is why they
call it fiction.

1683
01:19:48,050 --> 01:19:51,385
Dan's work has actually been
a huge influence on my life.

1684
01:19:51,387 --> 01:19:56,056
Um, after my breakdown...

1685
01:19:56,058 --> 01:19:59,293
during<i> The National</i>
<i> Influencer</i> shoot,

1686
01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:01,929
I had to give back all my pets

1687
01:20:01,931 --> 01:20:05,966
and stop vlogging
for a little bit.

1688
01:20:05,968 --> 01:20:08,936
Obviously. Which is really hard.

1689
01:20:08,938 --> 01:20:14,408
But actually,
the pause helped me

1690
01:20:14,410 --> 01:20:18,379
figure out what I was really
passionate about.

1691
01:20:18,381 --> 01:20:21,148
And it's origami.

1692
01:20:22,518 --> 01:20:25,352
Some people would say
that it's a lost art.

1693
01:20:27,256 --> 01:20:29,590
This is my cat.

1694
01:20:29,592 --> 01:20:31,392
Hey, kitty. Here!

1695
01:20:31,394 --> 01:20:33,494
She's so cute.

1696
01:20:33,496 --> 01:20:36,130
Um, and this is a bird.

1697
01:20:36,132 --> 01:20:39,066
Well, technically
it's a parakeet.

1698
01:20:39,068 --> 01:20:41,435
But with just one shade
of construction paper,

1699
01:20:41,437 --> 01:20:44,238
it's hard to make that clear,
parakeet.

1700
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:45,940
It's a parakeet.

1701
01:20:45,942 --> 01:20:49,877
Um, and this is Dr. Spacelli.

1702
01:20:49,879 --> 01:20:53,514
Uh, looks just like her.
[laughs]

1703
01:20:53,516 --> 01:20:57,885
Um, and I take her with me
everywhere.

1704
01:20:57,887 --> 01:21:01,255
We're up to five days a week.
So that's really helping too.

1705
01:21:01,257 --> 01:21:02,389
[sighs]

1706
01:21:02,391 --> 01:21:08,362
It's just been such
rewarding work.

1707
01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:12,333
It isn't easy, but...
we take it day by day.

1708
01:21:12,335 --> 01:21:15,236
The first step, the influencers.

1709
01:21:15,238 --> 01:21:19,540
The next step, the people.

1710
01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:25,012
Because we aren't just
social beings.

1711
01:21:26,315 --> 01:21:28,282
We're human beings.

1712
01:21:32,288 --> 01:21:33,921
That's the headline.

1713
01:21:33,923 --> 01:21:35,456
That's the headline right there.

1714
01:21:37,126 --> 01:21:39,226
Breaking news.

1715
01:21:39,228 --> 01:21:42,663
-Who are we?
-[all] Humans.

1716
01:21:42,665 --> 01:21:45,466
-What are we not?
-[all] Handles.

1717
01:21:45,468 --> 01:21:48,135
-Who are we?
-[all] Humans.

1718
01:21:48,137 --> 01:21:50,337
-What are we not?
-[all] Handles.

1719
01:21:50,339 --> 01:21:53,040
-Who are we?
-[all] Humans.

1720
01:21:53,042 --> 01:21:55,209
-What are we not?
-[all] Handles.

1721
01:21:55,211 --> 01:21:57,478
-Who are we?
-[all] Humans.

1722
01:21:57,480 --> 01:22:00,080
-What are we not?
-[all] Handles.

1723
01:22:00,082 --> 01:22:02,316
-Who are we?
-[all] Humans.

1724
01:22:02,318 --> 01:22:04,618
Apparently, the girl who
was supposed to be

1725
01:22:04,620 --> 01:22:07,121
the fifth influencer had some
sort of a breakdown.

1726
01:22:07,123 --> 01:22:08,656
-That's sad.
-Yeah, it was terrible.

1727
01:22:08,658 --> 01:22:11,625
-So sad.
-But the good news was

1728
01:22:11,627 --> 01:22:14,695
-once she was out...
-We were in.

1729
01:22:14,697 --> 01:22:16,697
-We were in the cover!
-Ah!

1730
01:22:16,699 --> 01:22:18,899
-Mm!
-Yeah!

1731
01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:21,100
Yeah! We danced around our
apartment for like 20 minutes.

1732
01:22:21,103 --> 01:22:23,704
-I Snapchatted the whole thing.
-It was amazing.

1733
01:22:23,706 --> 01:22:26,674
Ah! Oh, and...

1734
01:22:26,676 --> 01:22:29,710
we love what Dan
has been saying.

1735
01:22:29,712 --> 01:22:33,047
Oh, yeah. No, it's so important
what he's saying

1736
01:22:33,049 --> 01:22:39,053
about the people who...
need people...

1737
01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:42,156
Yeah, it's very much so. It's
completely changed our outlook.

1738
01:22:42,158 --> 01:22:43,424
-Yeah.
-[man] Hey, guys?

1739
01:22:43,426 --> 01:22:45,960
-Yeah, how's it looking?
-Yeah, what's up?

1740
01:22:45,962 --> 01:22:47,594
[man] This angle,
from the side here,

1741
01:22:47,596 --> 01:22:49,463
is not great
for the Instagram Live.

1742
01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:51,732
It'd be better
if you were more centered.

1743
01:22:51,734 --> 01:22:54,735
Oh. Well, that's not good,
Kingston.

1744
01:22:54,737 --> 01:22:56,393
-Sorry.
-Can you move?

1745
01:22:56,394 --> 01:22:58,050
Yeah, sorry, could you move over
for him?

1746
01:22:58,051 --> 01:22:59,707
He's shooting an Instagram Live
from my phone.

1747
01:22:59,709 --> 01:23:01,575
[man] Look, I'm trying
to shoot a documentary, guys.

1748
01:23:01,577 --> 01:23:04,211
[laughs] Okay,
but this is important.

1749
01:23:04,213 --> 01:23:06,447
-So move.
-Yeah, did I stutter?

1750
01:23:06,449 --> 01:23:08,682
You're gonna have to move over
for him. I'm sorry, buddy.

1751
01:23:08,684 --> 01:23:11,051
-But you have to move over.
-[man] What are you doing?

1752
01:23:13,055 --> 01:23:15,389
[Kingston] Yeah, we... we still
on with that Instagram Live?

1753
01:23:15,391 --> 01:23:18,359
<i> ¶ Congratulations</i>
<i> Your face on a billboard ¶</i>

1754
01:23:18,361 --> 01:23:21,261
<i> ¶ I saw it coming round</i>
<i> the corner on Sunset ¶</i>

1755
01:23:21,263 --> 01:23:24,164
<i> ¶ High as a kite ¶</i>

1756
01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:26,233
<i> ¶ High as a kite ¶</i>

1757
01:23:26,235 --> 01:23:29,770
<i> ¶ I bet you had a beautiful</i>
<i> cocktail party ¶</i>

1758
01:23:29,772 --> 01:23:32,740
<i> ¶ With skinny minds</i>
<i> and bodies ¶</i>

1759
01:23:32,742 --> 01:23:36,577
<i> ¶ Staring at yourself on TV ¶</i>

1760
01:23:39,415 --> 01:23:42,783
<i> ¶ And everybody misses</i>
<i> you at home ¶</i>

1761
01:23:42,785 --> 01:23:45,619
<i> ¶ But I guess when</i>
<i> you're in Rome ¶</i>

1762
01:23:45,621 --> 01:23:48,589
<i> ¶ Walking with the queens</i>
<i> and gods ¶</i>

1763
01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:51,225
<i> ¶ You gotta do</i>
<i> what the others do ¶</i>

1764
01:23:51,227 --> 01:23:54,361
<i> ¶ Just don't lose</i>
<i> what they've lost ¶</i>

1765
01:23:58,701 --> 01:24:01,602
<i> ¶ Making hay while</i>
<i> the sun is shining ¶</i>

1766
01:24:01,604 --> 01:24:04,405
<i> ¶ Spending gold while</i>
<i> the miners mining ¶</i>

1767
01:24:04,407 --> 01:24:07,341
<i> ¶ Your brightest of friends ¶</i>

1768
01:24:07,343 --> 01:24:10,344
<i> ¶ Your darkest enemies ¶</i>

1769
01:24:10,346 --> 01:24:13,280
<i> ¶ Groomed to your perfection ¶</i>

1770
01:24:13,282 --> 01:24:16,183
<i>¶ Your sunken eyes reflection ¶</i>

1771
01:24:16,185 --> 01:24:19,286
<i> ¶ You're staring at yourself</i>
<i> on TV ¶</i>

1772
01:24:19,288 --> 01:24:22,623
<i> ¶ Staring at yourself on TV ¶</i>

1773
01:24:22,625 --> 01:24:26,226
<i> ¶ And I truly miss your soul ¶</i>

1774
01:24:26,228 --> 01:24:29,163
<i> ¶ I can't see it anymore ¶</i>

1775
01:24:29,165 --> 01:24:31,832
<i> ¶ The prototype's been made ¶</i>

1776
01:24:31,834 --> 01:24:34,835
<i> ¶ At a reproduction grade ¶</i>

1777
01:24:34,837 --> 01:24:37,838
<i> ¶ Walking with the queens</i>
<i> and gods ¶</i>

1778
01:24:40,609 --> 01:24:43,777
<i> ¶ Zombies on parade ¶</i>

1779
01:24:46,449 --> 01:24:49,483
<i> ¶ Zombies on parade ¶</i>

1780
01:24:49,485 --> 01:24:55,422
<i> ¶ Zombies on parade ¶</i>

1781
01:24:58,127 --> 01:25:01,161
<i> ¶ Zombies on parade ¶</i>

1782
01:25:03,699 --> 01:25:07,101
<i> ¶ Zombies on parade ¶</i>

1783
01:25:32,761 --> 01:25:35,896
<i> ¶ Zombies on parade ¶</i>

1784
01:25:48,511 --> 01:25:50,744
We're talking about trust.
Right?

1785
01:25:50,746 --> 01:25:53,380
And I'm here...

1786
01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:56,583
as a guide, you know?

1787
01:25:56,585 --> 01:25:59,253
I want her to tell me
when I have a flyaway hair.

1788
01:25:59,255 --> 01:26:00,921
-You know?
-Speaking of which...

1789
01:26:00,923 --> 01:26:03,223
-Speaking of which.
-Oh, actually,

1790
01:26:03,225 --> 01:26:04,791
that was very deliberate.
That was--

1791
01:26:04,793 --> 01:26:07,261
-I am so sorry. I'm so sorry.
-That's okay. No.

1792
01:26:07,263 --> 01:26:09,496
But that was a deliberate look.

1793
01:26:09,498 --> 01:26:11,298
All right, so next week
you're going to...

1794
01:26:11,300 --> 01:26:12,599
Are we still doing hourly?

1795
01:26:12,601 --> 01:26:14,868
[microphone droans]