0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.net Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:03:23,312 --> 00:03:24,378 Ah, oo. 2 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:26,813 I'm into it. 3 00:03:27,983 --> 00:03:30,450 It's creepin' me out but I like it. 4 00:03:32,388 --> 00:03:33,453 Did it just move? 5 00:03:34,890 --> 00:03:38,025 I mean, it does look pretty life-like, huh. 6 00:03:38,027 --> 00:03:40,861 We should go take a picture with it. 7 00:03:40,863 --> 00:03:42,496 Yes, let's do it! 8 00:03:42,498 --> 00:03:43,664 Okay, zombie. 9 00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:47,834 Hey! 10 00:03:49,371 --> 00:03:50,604 - Ah. - Hey, hey, hey. 11 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:51,505 - Don't touch. - That's really cute. 12 00:03:51,507 --> 00:03:52,689 Whatever, he's super cute. 13 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:53,874 Look, it's made by the best sculptor 14 00:03:53,876 --> 00:03:55,609 in the city, don't touch. 15 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:57,577 We're not touching, and excuse us. 16 00:03:57,579 --> 00:03:58,779 You don't have to talk to us like that. 17 00:03:58,781 --> 00:03:59,980 I can't talk to you however I want. 18 00:03:59,982 --> 00:04:01,048 I'm the manager. 19 00:04:01,050 --> 00:04:03,483 You are not the manager. 20 00:04:03,485 --> 00:04:04,851 Wait, your name is Was? 21 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:07,054 My name is Sam. 22 00:04:07,056 --> 00:04:08,989 Your name tag's upside down. 23 00:04:12,027 --> 00:04:13,409 Look at that gun. 24 00:04:13,411 --> 00:04:14,794 Look, if you're not gonna it, 25 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:16,463 you don't wanna buy it, don't touch. 26 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:17,998 It's very expensive, full-scale figure 27 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,800 of Borge from "Jurassic Thunder." 28 00:04:21,003 --> 00:04:22,803 So, do you want to buy it? 29 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:24,120 Ellen, no. 30 00:04:24,122 --> 00:04:25,438 Oh, no, I don't want to buy it. 31 00:04:25,441 --> 00:04:26,973 It's stupid. 32 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,542 Oh, my God. 33 00:04:28,544 --> 00:04:30,010 We're just here to use the bathroom. 34 00:04:30,012 --> 00:04:31,078 No! 35 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,879 No, just like that, just, "No!" 36 00:04:32,881 --> 00:04:34,881 Restrooms are for customers. 37 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:36,950 Oh, yep, I am so done with you. 38 00:04:36,952 --> 00:04:38,485 Let's go find a real manager. 39 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:39,853 - Let's go, Sarah. - Yeah. 40 00:04:39,855 --> 00:04:41,555 I am the manager! 41 00:04:41,557 --> 00:04:43,423 And I'm Princess Leia. 42 00:04:43,425 --> 00:04:44,658 Yeah. 43 00:04:48,764 --> 00:04:49,830 Hello! 44 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:52,499 Hello! 45 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:53,633 Someone could be robbing this place 46 00:04:53,635 --> 00:04:55,502 and no one would even know. 47 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:58,405 - You mean like that guy? - Hello, hello! 48 00:04:58,407 --> 00:05:00,474 God, I feel like I'm in the "Twilight Zone." 49 00:05:00,476 --> 00:05:03,710 Can I please go to the ladies room? 50 00:05:03,712 --> 00:05:05,412 Hello! 51 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:08,648 Oh yeah, sorry, it's right back there. 52 00:05:08,650 --> 00:05:10,984 I told them it's for customers only! 53 00:05:10,986 --> 00:05:13,120 Oh, whatever, Was. 54 00:05:13,122 --> 00:05:14,721 Yeah, what's that about, anyway? 55 00:05:14,723 --> 00:05:18,058 Sam was manager for one day. 56 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:19,459 Here you go, 57 00:05:19,461 --> 00:05:21,395 buy yourself a personality. 58 00:05:21,397 --> 00:05:23,163 Hey, what is that? 59 00:05:23,165 --> 00:05:25,281 That? 60 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,400 Oh that, that needs to be seen to be understood. 61 00:05:31,473 --> 00:05:32,906 Oh man, nice cover! 62 00:05:32,908 --> 00:05:34,257 Yeah. 63 00:05:34,259 --> 00:05:35,609 Due to their delicate nature, 64 00:05:35,611 --> 00:05:38,779 comic books need to be kept in pristine condition. 65 00:05:38,781 --> 00:05:40,781 So one day someone might buy it 66 00:05:40,783 --> 00:05:43,016 and it hasn't lost any of its value. 67 00:05:43,018 --> 00:05:44,885 Ah, no, in your dreams. 68 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:46,753 I'm not, this is "Jurassic Thunder." 69 00:05:46,755 --> 00:05:49,489 It's like the Holy Grail of all comic books. 70 00:05:49,491 --> 00:05:51,625 It's got weaponized dinos, warlords, 71 00:05:51,627 --> 00:05:55,629 zombies, commandos, nukes, it's got like everything. 72 00:05:55,631 --> 00:05:56,797 Isn't that a book? 73 00:05:56,799 --> 00:05:58,431 No, no, that's "Jurassic Dead." 74 00:05:58,433 --> 00:06:00,066 You're thinking of something completely different. 75 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,534 Oh. 76 00:06:01,536 --> 00:06:03,003 No, but that's a movie, right? 77 00:06:03,005 --> 00:06:04,438 I've never heard of it. 78 00:06:06,775 --> 00:06:08,175 Will you wipe that drool off your face. 79 00:06:08,177 --> 00:06:09,910 I'm not your anime girlfriend. 80 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:11,545 Has that ever worked for you? 81 00:06:11,547 --> 00:06:12,879 It did once. 82 00:06:14,516 --> 00:06:15,549 Let's do this. 83 00:06:15,551 --> 00:06:17,551 No, you can't do that. 84 00:06:17,553 --> 00:06:19,820 That's Jim Man Tim, bro. 85 00:06:19,822 --> 00:06:20,887 Oh yeah? 86 00:06:24,193 --> 00:06:26,993 Page one, it's in the desert, 87 00:06:26,995 --> 00:06:29,796 I bet this is where the dinos are kept. 88 00:06:50,052 --> 00:06:51,218 Colonel Sanders, sir. 89 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:52,752 What is it? 90 00:06:52,754 --> 00:06:54,153 The general would like to see you in the war room. 91 00:06:54,155 --> 00:06:55,555 Airman, does it look like I have time to speak? 92 00:06:55,557 --> 00:06:57,224 Details, man, details. 93 00:06:57,226 --> 00:06:59,125 The Russians, sir. 94 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:01,027 They'll be here in approximately one hour. 95 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:02,796 Great, just what I need. 96 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,531 Bears growling at my doorstep. 97 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:18,812 Access denied. 98 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:19,880 Goddam. 99 00:07:20,949 --> 00:07:22,549 Access denied. 100 00:07:23,218 --> 00:07:24,518 Here, allow me, Colonel. 101 00:07:25,954 --> 00:07:27,331 Access granted. 102 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:28,710 You make a note to get 103 00:07:28,712 --> 00:07:30,090 that fuckin' thing fixed, understand me? 104 00:07:30,092 --> 00:07:32,726 Absolutely, copy that, sir. 105 00:07:32,728 --> 00:07:34,911 General. 106 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:37,097 Ah, I thought you may miss the unfolding action. 107 00:07:37,099 --> 00:07:38,999 We're now at DEFCON 3, Colonel. 108 00:07:39,801 --> 00:07:41,868 I can't believe it's spread this far, this fast. 109 00:07:41,870 --> 00:07:44,604 Mm, and it's still growing. 110 00:07:45,607 --> 00:07:47,623 Any contact from their leader? 111 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:49,642 No, it's possible to think he might be dead. 112 00:07:50,279 --> 00:07:52,779 Nah, he's in hiding. 113 00:07:52,781 --> 00:07:54,180 If he's smart. 114 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,950 A rampant virus of this magnitude? 115 00:07:57,753 --> 00:07:59,185 Makes that hard to believe. 116 00:08:00,055 --> 00:08:02,055 Well, then we strike by air. 117 00:08:02,057 --> 00:08:03,924 Are you willing to take that chance? 118 00:08:03,926 --> 00:08:07,027 Even knowing the surrounding countries may retaliate? 119 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:08,895 This is a war of complexities. 120 00:08:08,897 --> 00:08:13,700 No scenario, none, offers a good solution at this time. 121 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:15,251 You think for one second 122 00:08:15,253 --> 00:08:16,803 those surrounding countries wouldn't thank us 123 00:08:16,805 --> 00:08:18,905 for getting rid of those cannibals? 124 00:08:18,907 --> 00:08:20,306 Fry it. 125 00:08:20,308 --> 00:08:21,708 And if this infected country is capable 126 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,677 of using their nukes in retaliation? 127 00:08:23,679 --> 00:08:26,813 You want to take credit for starting World War III, Colonel? 128 00:08:26,815 --> 00:08:28,582 It's better than letting the Russians dictate 129 00:08:28,584 --> 00:08:30,784 what we use as weapons, General. 130 00:08:30,786 --> 00:08:31,985 There's no decision as of yet. 131 00:08:31,987 --> 00:08:33,803 Let's see it tomorrow. 132 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:35,622 We'll make a calculated decision at that time. 133 00:08:35,624 --> 00:08:38,325 You can't be seriously considering their option, General. 134 00:08:38,327 --> 00:08:39,926 They walked in here 135 00:08:39,928 --> 00:08:42,062 as if they'd already sealed the deal with us. 136 00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:44,898 I will have to address the president in less than an hour. 137 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,200 I suggest you stay focused 138 00:08:47,202 --> 00:08:50,103 and open to accepting some options. 139 00:08:50,105 --> 00:08:51,171 General? 140 00:08:51,173 --> 00:08:54,074 You want to continue this discussion, Colonel? 141 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:56,309 Let's move this to private quarters. 142 00:08:56,311 --> 00:08:57,243 Attention on the base, 143 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:58,211 attention on the base. 144 00:08:58,213 --> 00:08:59,346 The Russians are coming. 145 00:08:59,348 --> 00:09:00,814 Looks like we have guests. 146 00:09:00,816 --> 00:09:02,349 I repeat, the Russians are coming, 147 00:09:02,351 --> 00:09:04,084 command post out. 148 00:10:41,116 --> 00:10:43,950 We don't remove hats on foreign soil. 149 00:10:43,952 --> 00:10:47,721 Given the situation, I don't really care about hats. 150 00:10:47,723 --> 00:10:49,222 My operations officer. 151 00:10:49,224 --> 00:10:50,757 Colonel Sanders. 152 00:10:50,759 --> 00:10:53,326 Sanders, like the chicken. 153 00:10:53,328 --> 00:10:54,843 It's good chicken. 154 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,430 Seriously? 155 00:10:59,234 --> 00:11:01,201 I think we've broken the ice here. 156 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:02,869 Let's talk about your weapons. 157 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,708 Get down on the ground now! 158 00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:27,127 Face down, hands where we can see them! 159 00:11:27,129 --> 00:11:29,963 Whoa, easy there, tiger. 160 00:11:29,965 --> 00:11:30,963 You call it in! 161 00:11:30,965 --> 00:11:31,964 You call it in! 162 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:32,932 No, you call it in! 163 00:11:32,934 --> 00:11:33,899 No, you, I called it in last time! 164 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:34,866 Rock, paper scissors. 165 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:35,833 Rock, paper, scissors. 166 00:11:35,835 --> 00:11:36,801 - Ready. - Time. 167 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,721 Dammit! 168 00:11:39,723 --> 00:11:41,039 You call it in. 169 00:11:42,010 --> 00:11:43,076 Don't look at me. 170 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:46,346 HQ, this is Scrat, have copy, over. 171 00:11:46,348 --> 00:11:48,815 Scrat, command post has you loud and clear. 172 00:11:48,817 --> 00:11:51,317 Roger, one infiltrator, south perimeter, 173 00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:56,890 wearing camouflage, has a pair of bullnose, 174 00:11:56,892 --> 00:12:00,927 a camera and some squazzlers or something. 175 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,128 Secure and detain suspect. 176 00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:04,531 Roger, Scrat out. 177 00:12:05,367 --> 00:12:06,298 Make this copy on. 178 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,232 What are we doin'? 179 00:12:07,235 --> 00:12:08,935 Zip tie him. 180 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,103 - Hands behind your back. - Oh, what? 181 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,871 Hands behind your back! 182 00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:14,306 Speak when only spoken too. 183 00:12:15,544 --> 00:12:17,410 You guys are real friendly around here. 184 00:12:17,412 --> 00:12:19,045 Police are safe work. 185 00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:22,198 Think this is a joke? 186 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,383 I'm startin' to think 187 00:12:23,385 --> 00:12:24,951 we might be your first date, buddy. 188 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:29,155 Oh, you got the ovens on, whoa, whoa! 189 00:12:30,492 --> 00:12:32,158 Can't we all just play nice? 190 00:12:34,596 --> 00:12:36,462 Oh yeah, you like that? 191 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,964 From a squaw. 192 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,014 Helps to keep... 193 00:12:39,016 --> 00:12:40,065 What's your name, Goldilocks? 194 00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:41,267 Billy Wayne. 195 00:12:42,571 --> 00:12:45,205 What's your job description? 196 00:12:45,207 --> 00:12:48,141 Well, I'm a journalist. 197 00:12:50,946 --> 00:12:54,314 Yeah, oh, that's what the camera's for, binoculars. 198 00:12:56,084 --> 00:12:57,016 - Hm. - Let's go. 199 00:12:57,018 --> 00:12:59,219 Whoa, oh my God. 200 00:13:04,226 --> 00:13:06,125 The problem in this tiny area 201 00:13:06,127 --> 00:13:10,096 in South Africa is a bigger issue than one would think. 202 00:13:10,932 --> 00:13:12,232 That a strategic hit 203 00:13:12,234 --> 00:13:16,236 with nukes would resolve the problem immediately. 204 00:13:16,238 --> 00:13:18,171 And I second that notion, General. 205 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,473 But, but we can't. 206 00:13:20,475 --> 00:13:22,342 We have a solution, General. 207 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:25,211 I know, I'm just tryin' to justify it. 208 00:13:25,213 --> 00:13:28,081 We have three weapon sites active. 209 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,582 They've been that way for three days now. 210 00:13:29,584 --> 00:13:32,585 South African government dismantled their missiles 211 00:13:32,587 --> 00:13:37,657 shortly after signing Nuclear Non-Proliferation Act in 1991. 212 00:13:37,659 --> 00:13:40,009 That's correct, too. 213 00:13:40,011 --> 00:13:42,362 But now they're intact and ready to launch. 214 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,130 Good at your history, um? 215 00:13:44,132 --> 00:13:47,967 Colonel General Weapons Specialist, Lieutenant Warnick. 216 00:13:47,969 --> 00:13:50,136 We can't use nuclear force. 217 00:13:50,138 --> 00:13:51,638 Conventional strikes are out as well, 218 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:54,240 due to the frailty of the world's imminent war threat. 219 00:13:54,242 --> 00:13:57,110 Any visible action could send us into World War III. 220 00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:59,061 Any communication from there either? 221 00:13:59,063 --> 00:14:01,013 No, no, I have a meeting with the president shortly 222 00:14:01,016 --> 00:14:02,382 to discuss that situation. 223 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,200 Colonel? 224 00:14:04,202 --> 00:14:06,019 All right, We've attempted communications continuously. 225 00:14:06,021 --> 00:14:08,554 But I've got reason to believe that he's dead. 226 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,657 And there's a rebel force that has taken complete control 227 00:14:10,659 --> 00:14:12,992 of the military's infrastructure. 228 00:14:12,994 --> 00:14:14,093 But all that being said, 229 00:14:14,095 --> 00:14:16,029 the country has another problem, sir. 230 00:14:16,031 --> 00:14:19,265 There's a virus infecting all the humans in this region. 231 00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:21,634 It's turning them into something 232 00:14:21,636 --> 00:14:23,970 that's well beyond imagination. 233 00:14:23,972 --> 00:14:25,138 Zombies. 234 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:28,441 Zombie. 235 00:14:46,227 --> 00:14:49,095 We have a weapon that will work well for you. 236 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:52,532 The biologics are sturdy and very effective. 237 00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:56,302 Like a surgical intervention in any war situation. 238 00:14:56,304 --> 00:14:58,037 Exactly what are we dealing with here? 239 00:14:58,039 --> 00:15:00,622 I can assure you, General, 240 00:15:00,624 --> 00:15:03,208 these weapons were designed exactly for this situation. 241 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:07,246 An ant problem in the garden is quickly dealt with 242 00:15:07,248 --> 00:15:12,185 by introducing frogs to eat away the problem. 243 00:15:12,187 --> 00:15:14,187 Wait, wait, well, you're telling me 244 00:15:14,189 --> 00:15:17,123 that you brought giant frogs to help combat terrorism? 245 00:15:18,727 --> 00:15:19,759 They're quite enormous. 246 00:15:19,761 --> 00:15:22,161 Is a symbology, Colonel. 247 00:15:22,163 --> 00:15:26,132 Are you saying that we have a biologic 248 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:30,603 that can eat our way out of this problem? 249 00:15:30,605 --> 00:15:32,572 I believe we do, General. 250 00:15:32,574 --> 00:15:34,640 This, I gotta see. 251 00:16:10,545 --> 00:16:13,813 You know you have inflamed a greater uprising, Alfred. 252 00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:16,215 You could start a global war. 253 00:16:16,217 --> 00:16:18,351 No, we could change world. 254 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,286 Listen to yourself, Alfred. 255 00:16:20,288 --> 00:16:22,155 You act as a dictator. 256 00:16:22,157 --> 00:16:26,292 No, General Shultz, I am in authority now. 257 00:16:26,294 --> 00:16:27,794 And what of all the others that supported you? 258 00:16:27,796 --> 00:16:29,829 You will let them die as well? 259 00:16:34,836 --> 00:16:36,702 You can't fix everything, Alfred. 260 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,337 This virus is real. 261 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:43,176 The only reason I spare your life 262 00:16:43,178 --> 00:16:45,311 because you were my friend in school. 263 00:16:45,313 --> 00:16:48,681 And you enlisted yourself under the Western hypocrisy. 264 00:16:48,683 --> 00:16:51,417 The next time you warn me again, 265 00:16:51,419 --> 00:16:53,119 I will feed you to them myself. 266 00:16:55,857 --> 00:16:58,691 Let's go to the bush, get you a woman. 267 00:16:58,693 --> 00:16:59,826 You need to relax. 268 00:17:52,347 --> 00:17:53,813 You can lower your weapons, 269 00:17:53,815 --> 00:17:55,681 they won't be very effective. 270 00:18:06,728 --> 00:18:10,630 We've equipped the biologic with 50-caliber long range gun. 271 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:15,434 Operator controlled for guaranteed target execution. 272 00:18:17,338 --> 00:18:19,605 Manipulation over its movement is achieved 273 00:18:19,607 --> 00:18:21,474 through energy manipulation. 274 00:18:22,343 --> 00:18:25,211 Like steering a horse with the reins. 275 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,112 Unbelievable. 276 00:18:27,114 --> 00:18:28,347 Yeah, but how good is its aim? 277 00:18:40,361 --> 00:18:42,195 Acceptable. 278 00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:48,234 I just wish you would have picked a cheaper target. 279 00:18:48,236 --> 00:18:51,871 We have six ready, weaponized, ready for its deployment. 280 00:18:54,409 --> 00:18:56,776 Sir, we have the president if you'd. 281 00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:04,584 Room, attention! 282 00:19:06,821 --> 00:19:07,887 As you were. 283 00:19:12,293 --> 00:19:13,793 Sir, you can't smoke in here. 284 00:19:16,431 --> 00:19:18,631 Can you adjust the color on that thing, please. 285 00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:19,865 It's already adjusted, sir. 286 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,601 Am I on it? 287 00:19:21,603 --> 00:19:22,735 That's the actual color, sir. 288 00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:23,803 Okay. 289 00:19:24,973 --> 00:19:27,506 Hello, hello? 290 00:19:30,445 --> 00:19:31,310 Hello, Mr. President. 291 00:19:31,312 --> 00:19:32,745 Any updates, General? 292 00:19:32,747 --> 00:19:35,248 We're now DEFCON 1, Mr. President. 293 00:19:36,317 --> 00:19:38,718 We may have a current military option 294 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,854 for a strategic attack on the rogue country. 295 00:19:41,856 --> 00:19:44,323 Very good, General. 296 00:19:44,325 --> 00:19:46,726 I assume you've already met with the Russians? 297 00:19:47,862 --> 00:19:50,363 Uri, Boris, hello. 298 00:19:51,866 --> 00:19:52,932 Natasha. 299 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,535 Do you know them, Mr. President? 300 00:19:58,306 --> 00:19:59,605 Who? 301 00:19:59,607 --> 00:20:01,340 The Russians. 302 00:20:01,342 --> 00:20:02,408 Where? 303 00:20:07,315 --> 00:20:08,014 I don't know what you're talking about. 304 00:20:08,016 --> 00:20:09,715 Right here, sir. 305 00:20:09,717 --> 00:20:11,384 What's your point, Colonel? 306 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,320 Sir, these Russians, around the table. 307 00:20:14,322 --> 00:20:15,488 The ones you just said hello to. 308 00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:16,956 Do you know then? 309 00:20:17,992 --> 00:20:21,761 Anyways, I want you to treat them as well as our guests. 310 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:24,063 I appreciate all your hard work 311 00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:28,034 and we're going to get through this together. 312 00:20:28,036 --> 00:20:29,368 There's a little blip. 313 00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:30,336 I'm thinking we need to go 314 00:20:30,338 --> 00:20:32,838 with the Russian's plan on this. 315 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,776 I've seen their weapons, yeah, they're very, very effective. 316 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:39,378 You've got to be kidding me. 317 00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:40,446 Come again? 318 00:20:41,382 --> 00:20:42,648 You said something. 319 00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:44,015 Sir. 320 00:20:44,017 --> 00:20:45,383 I couldn't hear you, your lips were moving. 321 00:20:46,054 --> 00:20:49,522 I just said, "We'll be killing," sir. 322 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:54,760 Terrific, good luck, man. 323 00:20:54,762 --> 00:20:55,828 Keep me posted. 324 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,966 You've heard the president. 325 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:04,036 Let's prep, load, send 'em out. 326 00:21:06,074 --> 00:21:09,408 All right. 327 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,884 Sir, we have a situation in the waiting room. 328 00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:19,985 Now? 329 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,754 Yes. 330 00:21:21,756 --> 00:21:22,822 Sit. 331 00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,141 There's been a perimeter breach. 332 00:21:26,143 --> 00:21:27,459 The guards have detained the individual... 333 00:21:27,462 --> 00:21:28,527 Gum. 334 00:21:31,532 --> 00:21:33,632 There has been a perimeter breach. 335 00:21:33,634 --> 00:21:35,034 The guards have detained the individual 336 00:21:35,036 --> 00:21:37,103 and they're waiting for you to question him. 337 00:21:37,105 --> 00:21:38,371 Fine. 338 00:21:45,446 --> 00:21:46,846 I'm Colonel Sanders 339 00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:49,048 and I'm in charge of this military facility. 340 00:21:50,785 --> 00:21:52,017 You picked a great time breaking 341 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:54,620 into a secure facility, stranger. 342 00:21:54,622 --> 00:21:55,688 Why are you here? 343 00:21:56,891 --> 00:21:58,524 Look, I'm just a journalist 344 00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:03,963 here observing a preservation movement. 345 00:22:04,999 --> 00:22:07,133 Are you sure about that? 346 00:22:07,135 --> 00:22:08,801 What have you seen here today? 347 00:22:10,772 --> 00:22:11,637 Nothin', not yet... 348 00:22:11,639 --> 00:22:13,539 Then cut the bullshit! 349 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:14,740 You're here takin' pictures 350 00:22:14,742 --> 00:22:16,809 for somebody for intel for somethin'. 351 00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:19,545 And I'm gonna find out what. 352 00:22:20,148 --> 00:22:21,614 You better pray to God that when this war's over, 353 00:22:21,616 --> 00:22:23,015 we're all dead. 354 00:22:23,017 --> 00:22:24,417 'Cause if you're alive, 355 00:22:25,486 --> 00:22:28,020 you're ass is gonna be in a world of hurt. 356 00:22:28,022 --> 00:22:29,422 Keep an eye on him. 357 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:32,758 You're wanted on the platform, Colonel. 358 00:22:34,028 --> 00:22:36,762 All right, make sure our guest understands the terms 359 00:22:36,764 --> 00:22:38,197 of his confinement. 360 00:22:38,199 --> 00:22:41,000 That everything he's done here is considered terrorism. 361 00:22:41,002 --> 00:22:44,203 So there's not gonna be any steak dinner for you tonight. 362 00:22:44,205 --> 00:22:45,137 I'm gonna talk with the president 363 00:22:45,139 --> 00:22:46,739 and straighten some shit out. 364 00:23:13,134 --> 00:23:15,801 Talon five, six, you are clear for take off. 365 00:23:15,803 --> 00:23:17,803 Winds 350 at 12. 366 00:23:17,805 --> 00:23:19,705 Talon five, six, copy, cleared for takeoff. 367 00:23:25,179 --> 00:23:26,212 They're in the air, sir. 368 00:23:26,214 --> 00:23:27,880 Good. 369 00:23:27,882 --> 00:23:28,948 Now we wait. 370 00:23:38,493 --> 00:23:42,761 Excuse me, excuse me, what is that thing doing in here? 371 00:23:42,763 --> 00:23:44,730 This was the test unit. 372 00:23:44,732 --> 00:23:46,265 Unit number seven. 373 00:23:46,267 --> 00:23:49,768 We felt it was not ready for its deployment. 374 00:23:49,770 --> 00:23:51,202 We need number seven. 375 00:23:51,204 --> 00:23:52,637 Excuse me, you can't just put things 376 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,274 wherever you want to on this base. 377 00:23:55,276 --> 00:23:57,676 Not without prior written approval. 378 00:23:57,678 --> 00:24:00,546 This is very expensive weapon, Colonel. 379 00:24:00,548 --> 00:24:03,282 I'm sure your higher command would be very upset 380 00:24:03,284 --> 00:24:05,684 if it was neglected, no? 381 00:24:07,255 --> 00:24:09,688 You better watch that thing close 382 00:24:09,690 --> 00:24:11,689 and I mean close. 383 00:24:11,691 --> 00:24:13,691 The last thing we need is a big lizard running around here, 384 00:24:13,694 --> 00:24:17,730 thinking it's in charge when I'm in charge, got it? 385 00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:20,566 - Da. - Da, da, da. 386 00:24:22,770 --> 00:24:26,939 Colonel, I'm going to send a document to upper command 387 00:24:26,941 --> 00:24:29,041 of this conversation. 388 00:24:29,043 --> 00:24:32,912 And it's going to state that the dinosaur has in fact 389 00:24:32,914 --> 00:24:36,715 no authoritative power in this facility, okay. 390 00:24:36,717 --> 00:24:37,783 Oh, boy. 391 00:24:45,726 --> 00:24:46,725 Talon five, six flight, 392 00:24:46,727 --> 00:24:48,193 five miles from the drop zone. 393 00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:52,298 Payloads are over their respective drop points, General. 394 00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:54,033 All systems green. 395 00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:56,035 Just waiting for your order, sir. 396 00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:58,237 Deploy. 397 00:24:58,239 --> 00:25:00,105 Drop zone in two minutes. 398 00:25:05,479 --> 00:25:08,714 Okay, boys, drop your drawers and dump your loads. 399 00:25:09,183 --> 00:25:10,249 Now we wait. 400 00:25:35,209 --> 00:25:37,610 10 seconds to first impact. 401 00:25:39,213 --> 00:25:42,114 You've used these biologics before, right? 402 00:25:42,116 --> 00:25:45,684 No, first time. 403 00:25:45,686 --> 00:25:47,653 10 seconds to first impact. 404 00:25:48,322 --> 00:25:52,758 Impact in four, three, two, one. 405 00:25:55,363 --> 00:26:00,299 Second impact, three, two, one. 406 00:26:01,969 --> 00:26:05,771 Commander Warnick, I'm curious as to your thoughts? 407 00:26:06,707 --> 00:26:09,375 Third payload impact in 15 seconds. 408 00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:15,180 Fourth payload, 10 seconds. 409 00:26:17,351 --> 00:26:21,420 Impact in four, three, two, one. 410 00:26:31,165 --> 00:26:33,732 All right, we have two units left. 411 00:26:33,734 --> 00:26:36,068 I'm gonna contact our early command centers 412 00:26:36,070 --> 00:26:37,403 on a possible fail. 413 00:26:39,073 --> 00:26:41,707 Two more units, only one has a signal, sir. 414 00:26:41,709 --> 00:26:43,042 Location's further north. 415 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:48,747 They may have taken high winds, sir. 416 00:26:51,285 --> 00:26:54,219 10 seconds on five. 417 00:26:58,292 --> 00:27:03,362 Four, three, two, one. 418 00:27:03,764 --> 00:27:05,197 Touchdown. 419 00:27:31,392 --> 00:27:34,827 We have one unit unaccounted for, sir. 420 00:27:34,829 --> 00:27:35,894 No signal. 421 00:27:37,098 --> 00:27:39,147 Keep your eyes open, 422 00:27:39,149 --> 00:27:41,199 I'll call in a Hawk, see if they can spot something. 423 00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:42,267 Yes, sir. 424 00:27:43,971 --> 00:27:45,904 Where, oh where could they be? 425 00:27:50,111 --> 00:27:51,176 Sir? 426 00:28:08,362 --> 00:28:09,495 A toast to my friend. 427 00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:16,235 To a new third world power, I have my rockets engaged, 428 00:28:16,237 --> 00:28:19,204 I have the Americans and the world fearing us. 429 00:28:19,206 --> 00:28:22,374 Alfred, how can those rockets not run low on fuel? 430 00:28:22,376 --> 00:28:24,143 Do they even work? 431 00:28:26,547 --> 00:28:29,181 We are at the brink of World War III. 432 00:28:30,818 --> 00:28:32,317 You're right. 433 00:28:35,022 --> 00:28:38,457 Let's hope this brilliant idea of yours is a success. 434 00:28:50,137 --> 00:28:52,070 Wait, don't shoot, don't! 435 00:29:01,849 --> 00:29:03,364 What is it? 436 00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:04,882 Sh, something's coming out of it. 437 00:29:08,422 --> 00:29:10,289 Five confirmed drops, sir. 438 00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:12,090 We're still missing number six. 439 00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:17,329 Sir, look at the containers. 440 00:29:18,866 --> 00:29:22,267 Look at the deployed containers, look at them popping up. 441 00:29:22,269 --> 00:29:26,405 One and two, three confirmed, sir. 442 00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:30,142 Have you ever thought that dropping these containers, 443 00:29:30,144 --> 00:29:32,411 General, might cause them to use their nukes? 444 00:29:46,861 --> 00:29:48,660 Hey, what are they saying? 445 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:50,462 They believe the missiles are obsolete. 446 00:29:50,464 --> 00:29:54,132 They are older Russian units, not operational. 447 00:29:54,134 --> 00:29:57,035 That does not look non-operational. 448 00:29:58,873 --> 00:29:59,938 It's a bluff. 449 00:30:00,574 --> 00:30:01,640 It's possible. 450 00:30:01,642 --> 00:30:06,245 You willing to risk your life on that commander? 451 00:30:06,247 --> 00:30:07,312 Yes. 452 00:30:08,382 --> 00:30:11,116 Well, God help us all. 453 00:30:11,118 --> 00:30:13,218 Lieutenant, deploy the payloads. 454 00:30:13,220 --> 00:30:14,453 Deploy 'em. 455 00:30:14,455 --> 00:30:16,121 Deploy! 456 00:30:16,123 --> 00:30:17,956 Chop, chop. 457 00:30:51,025 --> 00:30:53,158 Overhead view. 458 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:57,229 Command, it looks like biologic's been deployed. 459 00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:03,168 Mr. President, the launch is underway. 460 00:31:03,170 --> 00:31:06,705 That, that's the head cam from the hybrid. 461 00:31:06,707 --> 00:31:08,440 Container number six. 462 00:31:08,442 --> 00:31:11,043 Mr. President, I will call you right back. 463 00:31:38,439 --> 00:31:41,273 Is that what I think it is? 464 00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:43,308 That is the command post. 465 00:31:46,013 --> 00:31:48,080 It looks like the leader. 466 00:31:50,384 --> 00:31:53,719 Thing have a gun on its head? 467 00:31:53,721 --> 00:31:54,987 Yes. 468 00:31:57,191 --> 00:31:58,256 Fire. 469 00:32:42,269 --> 00:32:44,136 I've got six active, sir. 470 00:32:44,138 --> 00:32:45,737 Looks like all weapons are online. 471 00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:50,075 President online, sir. 472 00:32:50,077 --> 00:32:51,176 Onscreen. 473 00:32:53,047 --> 00:32:56,815 Hello, General, I assume our plan is moving forward. 474 00:32:56,817 --> 00:32:58,617 Surprisingly well, Mr. President. 475 00:32:58,619 --> 00:33:00,485 I knew it would work. 476 00:33:00,487 --> 00:33:02,587 I never lose on good deals. 477 00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:04,689 All deals love me. 478 00:33:06,293 --> 00:33:09,594 We're in good hands with experts, General. 479 00:33:09,596 --> 00:33:13,265 And let me tell you, in my 16 years of president, 480 00:33:13,267 --> 00:33:16,401 I've never had a raw deal. 481 00:33:16,403 --> 00:33:18,403 I've raw dogged, but not a raw deal. 482 00:33:18,405 --> 00:33:20,472 That's good to hear, Mr. President. 483 00:33:20,474 --> 00:33:21,540 Update? 484 00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:26,144 Well, our weapons have actually infiltrated a fortress 485 00:33:26,146 --> 00:33:29,614 and we're beginning to see a lot of activity in the region. 486 00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:35,620 By infiltrated, General, how does that work with missiles? 487 00:33:36,090 --> 00:33:38,090 I don't understand your question, sir. 488 00:33:38,092 --> 00:33:39,491 Missiles don't infiltrate. 489 00:33:40,694 --> 00:33:42,160 Sir, maybe you don't understand. 490 00:33:42,162 --> 00:33:45,230 We're using biologics as weapons. 491 00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:47,299 Biologics, sir. 492 00:33:47,301 --> 00:33:49,568 Now why the fuck didn't anybody tell me that? 493 00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:51,269 We did, sir. 494 00:33:51,271 --> 00:33:52,437 Who are you? 495 00:33:52,439 --> 00:33:54,573 I'm Colonel Sanders, sir. 496 00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:57,576 How did a guy who sells fried chicken 497 00:33:57,578 --> 00:33:59,578 end up running the show? 498 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:02,347 You're fried with ranch! 499 00:34:02,349 --> 00:34:04,850 Mr. President, I don't think this is a good time... 500 00:34:04,852 --> 00:34:07,285 I'll tell you what time it is. 501 00:34:09,189 --> 00:34:10,304 And do you know why? 502 00:34:10,306 --> 00:34:11,422 'Cause my time is excellent, that's why. 503 00:34:13,293 --> 00:34:14,593 Gotta go. 504 00:34:27,141 --> 00:34:27,472 So, little 'vert. 505 00:34:27,474 --> 00:34:27,806 How do you guys decide who takes the top 506 00:34:27,808 --> 00:34:29,674 and who takes the bottom? 507 00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:33,745 Foreplay, maybe a little paper, rock, scissors, 508 00:34:33,747 --> 00:34:36,681 get it. 509 00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:39,384 Just kidding, 'cause you're so quiet, boring me out here. 510 00:34:40,354 --> 00:34:42,354 You guys have families, right? 511 00:34:42,356 --> 00:34:47,292 Wives, maybe boyfriends. 512 00:34:48,562 --> 00:34:51,763 It's okay, hey, did you know that sex in the... 513 00:34:51,765 --> 00:34:53,932 The General is ready to see you. 514 00:34:56,236 --> 00:34:57,302 Bring him. 515 00:34:57,304 --> 00:35:01,339 But, anal sex, it'll make your whole week. 516 00:35:01,341 --> 00:35:02,741 Watch him. 517 00:35:02,743 --> 00:35:03,608 Get it? 518 00:35:03,610 --> 00:35:04,676 Your whole week. 519 00:35:26,266 --> 00:35:28,366 Enough! 520 00:35:28,368 --> 00:35:29,434 Really? 521 00:35:31,572 --> 00:35:32,971 Does it have to be John? 522 00:35:35,409 --> 00:35:37,842 Well, he's a misogynistic jack, 523 00:35:38,679 --> 00:35:41,379 oh, and we're live from Capital Hill. 524 00:35:42,949 --> 00:35:44,516 I stand here atop this shanty looking down 525 00:35:44,518 --> 00:35:46,885 upon the destruction below. 526 00:35:47,955 --> 00:35:50,855 Government officials have urged that any 527 00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:53,758 and all citizens evacuate the premises as soon as possible. 528 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,860 And the presence of unruliness has escalated 529 00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:58,863 and the country's replacement government, 530 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:02,601 capable of nuclear warfare, well 531 00:36:02,603 --> 00:36:04,836 they're nowhere to be heard of. 532 00:36:04,838 --> 00:36:07,505 No word from the as of yet, on any level. 533 00:36:07,507 --> 00:36:11,476 John Jacobs, Nightwatch, Stella back on. 534 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:17,649 Hey, what is that? 535 00:36:17,651 --> 00:36:18,783 Yeah, right there. 536 00:36:31,832 --> 00:36:33,798 Get that stuff off his head. 537 00:36:35,335 --> 00:36:37,002 Hey, whoa, whoa. 538 00:36:37,004 --> 00:36:38,903 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 539 00:36:41,308 --> 00:36:43,541 Well, apparently you both know each other. 540 00:36:50,584 --> 00:36:51,616 He's Billy, he's joke. 541 00:36:51,618 --> 00:36:53,351 What's up, governor. 542 00:36:53,353 --> 00:36:54,919 You put a bullet to Mike, like you. 543 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,488 - You two know each other. - Yeah, we know each other. 544 00:36:56,490 --> 00:36:57,889 This son of a bitch lost a bet to me 545 00:36:57,891 --> 00:36:59,758 and now he thinks I cheated him. 546 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,659 Hey. 547 00:37:01,661 --> 00:37:03,561 He stole a secret Russian weapon in development. 548 00:37:04,631 --> 00:37:06,564 You can't hide forever, Yankee. 549 00:37:12,739 --> 00:37:15,640 What the hell is this? 550 00:37:15,642 --> 00:37:17,509 Cosmic air gel. 551 00:37:17,511 --> 00:37:20,378 It's a protein serum that allows dinosaurs to live. 552 00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:22,480 They can't live without it. 553 00:37:22,482 --> 00:37:24,949 It a fail safe to prevent overpopulation. 554 00:37:27,054 --> 00:37:29,387 It was in his backpack when he was cuffed. 555 00:37:29,389 --> 00:37:31,089 The property of the Russians. 556 00:37:32,993 --> 00:37:35,727 Your dinos bio, it's gonna fail. 557 00:37:35,729 --> 00:37:37,829 You put that out in an environment where it can spread? 558 00:37:37,831 --> 00:37:40,498 It's gonna be like the black plague with the rats. 559 00:37:41,401 --> 00:37:44,803 That's why the protein serum was developed. 560 00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:47,472 You can't create and thrive a species 561 00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:49,774 and expect the virus not to spread. 562 00:37:49,776 --> 00:37:51,810 Sure it looks pretty on the outside. 563 00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:54,779 Who doesn't like a cute cuddly dinosaur running around? 564 00:37:54,781 --> 00:37:58,450 Eventually, it's just gonna bit you in the ass. 565 00:37:59,119 --> 00:38:02,754 And quite frankly, probably, literally yours. 566 00:38:21,842 --> 00:38:22,974 Dale, Paul! 567 00:38:24,778 --> 00:38:27,645 Crazy. 568 00:38:35,155 --> 00:38:36,521 It is coming. 569 00:38:40,060 --> 00:38:41,526 Do you see it? 570 00:38:42,629 --> 00:38:43,962 Sh, quiet. 571 00:38:47,934 --> 00:38:50,869 It is coming, do not make a sound. 572 00:39:03,750 --> 00:39:05,784 Perhaps he will leave. 573 00:39:51,665 --> 00:39:53,865 Sir, we have a situation. 574 00:39:53,867 --> 00:39:56,183 What is it? 575 00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:58,502 It's the biologics, their lifelines are disappearing. 576 00:39:58,505 --> 00:40:00,020 What? 577 00:40:00,022 --> 00:40:01,538 Each life unit has a GPS system 578 00:40:01,541 --> 00:40:05,076 that's equipped with a monitor on their life status. 579 00:40:05,912 --> 00:40:09,013 These are signifying terminations. 580 00:40:09,015 --> 00:40:10,548 They're dying? 581 00:40:10,550 --> 00:40:12,016 Yes, sir, but the good news is 582 00:40:12,018 --> 00:40:14,085 there seems to be a reduction on what appears 583 00:40:14,087 --> 00:40:16,554 to be a virus signature, sir. 584 00:40:16,556 --> 00:40:17,956 So they're dying. 585 00:40:17,958 --> 00:40:19,824 That's impossible. 586 00:40:19,826 --> 00:40:22,026 That's not what the screens show, Officer. 587 00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:26,798 It's not over, this here, this is just the beginning. 588 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,601 What makes you so expert, ass admirer? 589 00:40:29,603 --> 00:40:32,003 That's cute, friend. 590 00:40:33,006 --> 00:40:35,607 Listen, I was hired to observe 591 00:40:35,609 --> 00:40:38,910 and monitor this from the beginning by the CIS. 592 00:40:38,912 --> 00:40:40,278 Anybody familiar with that? 593 00:40:41,114 --> 00:40:43,248 The Command of International Security. 594 00:40:43,250 --> 00:40:46,551 Now listen, I've seen what this weapon can do. 595 00:40:46,553 --> 00:40:50,188 And our best option is to destroy them all 596 00:40:50,190 --> 00:40:52,190 before they destroy us. 597 00:40:52,192 --> 00:40:54,859 You know nothing about science. 598 00:40:54,861 --> 00:40:56,661 That's cute, sweetheart. 599 00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:58,263 Listen, you've been fed nothing but bullshit 600 00:40:58,265 --> 00:41:00,098 from your upper command. 601 00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:03,668 In fact, you're nothing more than a cute salesman, 602 00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:06,971 here to deliver the extinction of the humankind via 603 00:41:06,973 --> 00:41:07,872 what was it again? 604 00:41:07,874 --> 00:41:10,208 Oh, yeah, Trumpodine. 605 00:41:10,210 --> 00:41:11,676 I've heard of. 606 00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:13,260 That I've heard of. 607 00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:14,845 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the hell is Trumpodine. 608 00:41:14,848 --> 00:41:16,581 Sir, president on queue. 609 00:41:23,723 --> 00:41:27,992 Gentlemen, ladies, as you know by now, 610 00:41:27,994 --> 00:41:32,163 the Russian's weapons seem to be working and well. 611 00:41:32,165 --> 00:41:34,065 As I thought, of course. 612 00:41:34,067 --> 00:41:37,735 The missiles seem to have reached their objectives. 613 00:41:39,072 --> 00:41:42,073 They're biological weapons, Mr. President. 614 00:41:42,075 --> 00:41:44,609 Hey, I though I fired you. 615 00:41:45,645 --> 00:41:48,913 You son of bitch threw a fireball up his ass. 616 00:41:48,915 --> 00:41:50,782 What, what's going on? 617 00:41:50,784 --> 00:41:53,051 Wait a minute, who's that? 618 00:41:53,053 --> 00:41:55,320 You son of a bitch, how dare you. 619 00:41:55,322 --> 00:41:57,989 You insult my country and you want to fight me? 620 00:41:57,991 --> 00:42:00,658 If I could I'd put your ass in a, I'd rather kill you! 621 00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:02,060 You can choke on this. 622 00:42:02,062 --> 00:42:03,094 You're fired. 623 00:42:03,096 --> 00:42:04,929 Oh, you want some of this? 624 00:42:04,931 --> 00:42:06,130 This African sweet boy? 625 00:42:13,807 --> 00:42:17,342 I gave your country money, not you, you fuckin' moron. 626 00:42:17,344 --> 00:42:19,644 Mr. President, I need your attention! 627 00:42:20,347 --> 00:42:22,313 I think we have a developing problem, sir? 628 00:42:22,315 --> 00:42:24,816 What, this better be good, General. 629 00:42:24,818 --> 00:42:25,283 It's not. 630 00:43:16,269 --> 00:43:17,335 Whoa! 631 00:43:22,909 --> 00:43:23,975 Whoa, yeah! 632 00:43:45,999 --> 00:43:47,999 Come on. 633 00:45:28,401 --> 00:45:30,134 How dare you speak to me that way! 634 00:45:30,136 --> 00:45:31,402 You live in that luxury apartment, 635 00:45:31,404 --> 00:45:32,769 or wherever the hell it is, 636 00:45:32,771 --> 00:45:34,137 while I sit here and live in ruins! 637 00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:35,439 We're in a time of war. 638 00:45:36,543 --> 00:45:39,343 And I'm working out of a basement. 639 00:45:39,345 --> 00:45:41,279 Do you see my complaining? 640 00:45:41,281 --> 00:45:42,547 Why won't you move your camera back 641 00:45:42,549 --> 00:45:45,349 and let me see how basementy your place is. 642 00:45:46,419 --> 00:45:47,952 What? 643 00:45:47,954 --> 00:45:49,253 Show me! 644 00:45:49,255 --> 00:45:50,488 I ain't gonna show you shit. 645 00:45:50,490 --> 00:45:52,956 Show me you son of bitch! 646 00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:55,425 No, I'm not letting you into my basement, General Shoke. 647 00:45:55,428 --> 00:45:58,296 You son of bitch, from a cracker of your mama's ass. 648 00:45:58,298 --> 00:45:59,363 Show me! 649 00:46:00,567 --> 00:46:05,837 Oh, you want some of this! 650 00:46:08,041 --> 00:46:10,141 You son of a bitch, you take that! 651 00:46:10,143 --> 00:46:12,910 You insult my country and my people! 652 00:46:12,912 --> 00:46:14,045 Take this! 653 00:46:14,047 --> 00:46:16,235 You runnin' a piece of face! 654 00:46:16,237 --> 00:46:18,425 You doggy paddle, you can't undo that. 655 00:46:18,427 --> 00:46:20,616 Oh, that's what that word is used for, your face! 656 00:46:23,389 --> 00:46:25,356 You haven't seen this since the '80s. 657 00:46:25,358 --> 00:46:26,857 Has anybody told you 658 00:46:26,859 --> 00:46:28,359 that the skin color of your face look like baby poo. 659 00:46:28,361 --> 00:46:30,027 Bring it, pussy. 660 00:46:34,968 --> 00:46:36,033 Come on. 661 00:46:49,115 --> 00:46:50,581 Over here. 662 00:46:55,021 --> 00:46:56,621 What you got, Abe? 663 00:47:00,493 --> 00:47:01,559 Where's Borge? 664 00:47:09,636 --> 00:47:13,304 50 yards away, not a soul was breathing. 665 00:47:14,974 --> 00:47:16,040 Huh? 666 00:47:17,577 --> 00:47:22,647 Haiti, man, 1994, changed to democracy. 667 00:47:24,918 --> 00:47:28,653 They drived us into a field of death. 668 00:47:30,156 --> 00:47:31,222 Could smell the rot. 669 00:47:32,425 --> 00:47:33,925 Thought it was over then. 670 00:47:35,028 --> 00:47:36,260 You think this is over? 671 00:47:38,698 --> 00:47:41,098 Tired of these boring ass gigs. 672 00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:42,500 I need action! 673 00:47:42,502 --> 00:47:44,068 Careful what you wish for. 674 00:48:10,430 --> 00:48:12,630 Come on, "Call of Duty"! 675 00:48:17,170 --> 00:48:19,236 Come on, "Call of Duty"! 676 00:48:29,382 --> 00:48:32,049 What is that, a Nerf gun? 677 00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:09,220 What the hell man, what was that? 678 00:49:14,027 --> 00:49:15,259 Well, I told ya. 679 00:49:17,263 --> 00:49:20,698 Yeah look, who's acting crazy now? 680 00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:22,400 Crazy? 681 00:49:25,171 --> 00:49:26,219 I'm crazy? 682 00:49:26,221 --> 00:49:27,270 I'm gonna walk away before I really spin. 683 00:49:30,510 --> 00:49:35,579 ♪ And I gotta have my way now, baby ♪ 684 00:49:36,349 --> 00:49:38,549 ♪ All I know is that ♪ 685 00:50:17,423 --> 00:50:18,823 Looks like you guys might have a dino problem 686 00:50:18,825 --> 00:50:20,091 on your hands. 687 00:50:29,135 --> 00:50:31,469 Well where else do you think we should put it? 688 00:50:31,471 --> 00:50:33,204 Why don't you bend over and I'll show ya. 689 00:50:33,206 --> 00:50:36,874 Hey, you have a lot of nerve talking to me like that. 690 00:50:38,578 --> 00:50:40,478 I wasn't talkin' to you. 691 00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:41,545 Stop! 692 00:51:11,711 --> 00:51:16,780 There's a protein in your weapons that attracts the virus. 693 00:51:17,683 --> 00:51:20,284 The virus gets bigger and it spreads. 694 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,354 Those of us who have actually gotten out 695 00:51:23,356 --> 00:51:24,522 of elementary school 696 00:51:24,524 --> 00:51:28,592 know that the black plague was spread by rats. 697 00:51:28,594 --> 00:51:31,795 What do you suppose is spreading the virus today? 698 00:51:33,299 --> 00:51:34,365 Your dinosaurs. 699 00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:42,856 Twizzle? 700 00:51:42,858 --> 00:51:44,475 So, you made our situation worse. 701 00:51:44,477 --> 00:51:46,477 Yeah, smooth move, ex-lax. 702 00:51:46,479 --> 00:51:47,711 But yes. 703 00:51:47,713 --> 00:51:49,713 We should have used nukes, sir. 704 00:51:50,550 --> 00:51:51,815 We can destroy this one 705 00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:54,885 but what about the other ones out there? 706 00:51:55,955 --> 00:51:58,489 I don't want to tell you how to do your job, General. 707 00:51:58,491 --> 00:52:02,193 But yeah, nuke 'em, erase 'em all! 708 00:52:02,195 --> 00:52:04,929 Yes. 709 00:52:07,433 --> 00:52:08,566 What did he say? 710 00:52:08,568 --> 00:52:11,202 Oh, ah, he said that we are, 711 00:52:12,705 --> 00:52:17,208 how do you say, we are going to die, we're all gonna die. 712 00:52:17,210 --> 00:52:20,544 Kaput, finito, total completo. 713 00:52:32,725 --> 00:52:37,661 To overcome one must become open minded. 714 00:52:38,598 --> 00:52:42,700 And to do that, well, you gotta think outside of the box. 715 00:52:48,507 --> 00:52:51,375 In there, I feel something. 716 00:52:51,377 --> 00:52:56,447 I think I got it. 717 00:52:58,351 --> 00:53:00,317 Ew, dino shit. 718 00:53:00,319 --> 00:53:02,353 Are you out of your friggin' mind? 719 00:53:02,355 --> 00:53:03,420 Come here. 720 00:53:04,457 --> 00:53:05,522 Come here! 721 00:53:06,859 --> 00:53:09,260 Abe, Borge, walk away. 722 00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:12,863 Look man, dogs don't eat their own shit. 723 00:53:12,865 --> 00:53:15,299 So a dinosaur's not going to either. 724 00:53:15,301 --> 00:53:17,334 We become poop proof. 725 00:53:17,336 --> 00:53:19,470 This ain't no freakin' game show, man. 726 00:53:19,472 --> 00:53:21,338 You lead by example. 727 00:53:21,340 --> 00:53:23,274 You at least owe your team that much. 728 00:53:24,744 --> 00:53:27,044 You're fallin' off the edge, man. 729 00:53:27,046 --> 00:53:28,345 Off the edge? 730 00:53:28,347 --> 00:53:29,880 Seems like it, yeah. 731 00:53:29,882 --> 00:53:33,017 Man, I am nowhere near an edge. 732 00:53:33,019 --> 00:53:35,586 You're a nut that's crumblin', man. 733 00:53:35,588 --> 00:53:39,356 Fine, so, poop camo a bad idea. 734 00:53:39,358 --> 00:53:40,858 But I'll tell ya what's a better idea, 735 00:53:40,860 --> 00:53:44,028 disguise ourselves as zombies, much, much better, 736 00:53:44,030 --> 00:53:46,897 more efficient, it's more sanitary, 737 00:53:46,899 --> 00:53:47,965 we're not gonna get ghona-sypha-herpelaids 738 00:53:47,967 --> 00:53:49,366 from these dinosaurs. 739 00:53:49,368 --> 00:53:51,702 So you think bein' a zombie is gonna be 740 00:53:51,704 --> 00:53:53,837 a better idea to save us? 741 00:53:56,575 --> 00:53:57,974 Yep. 742 00:53:57,976 --> 00:53:59,376 So you're willin 'to go full zombie, 743 00:53:59,378 --> 00:54:01,011 thinkin' that'll divert the real zombies 744 00:54:01,013 --> 00:54:02,579 from eatin' your brains out? 745 00:54:04,717 --> 00:54:08,452 But when the real zombie does come and eats your brains out, 746 00:54:08,454 --> 00:54:10,921 then the whole zombie diversion thing wasn't really worth it 747 00:54:10,923 --> 00:54:13,590 in the first place, see what I'm sayin', brother? 748 00:54:14,860 --> 00:54:18,529 Works in the movies, but not in real life. 749 00:54:18,531 --> 00:54:20,331 Never go full zombie, man. 750 00:54:25,871 --> 00:54:27,338 And I'm no where near an edge! 751 00:55:33,139 --> 00:55:34,905 We have a problem, sir. 752 00:55:34,907 --> 00:55:36,322 Come again? 753 00:55:36,324 --> 00:55:37,740 We regret to inform you that the weapons 754 00:55:37,743 --> 00:55:40,411 in use are great piles of crap, sir. 755 00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:44,047 They're not crap, you're crap. 756 00:55:44,049 --> 00:55:46,083 Colonel, you picked one hell of a time 757 00:55:46,085 --> 00:55:47,484 to announce an opinion. 758 00:55:48,754 --> 00:55:49,820 Go ahead. 759 00:55:50,923 --> 00:55:52,523 These weapons are turning 760 00:55:52,525 --> 00:55:54,892 into the very things they're eating. 761 00:55:54,894 --> 00:55:56,493 What? 762 00:55:56,495 --> 00:55:59,763 Well they eat the disease, they become the disease. 763 00:55:59,765 --> 00:56:01,031 That's impossible. 764 00:56:01,033 --> 00:56:03,700 They have a specific gene that cannot mutate. 765 00:56:04,637 --> 00:56:06,703 Yeah, unless that's altered. 766 00:56:09,175 --> 00:56:10,707 Easy there, gentlemen. 767 00:56:14,046 --> 00:56:17,781 This is the T1 gene mutating compound. 768 00:56:17,783 --> 00:56:19,516 I found this on one of your commandos out there 769 00:56:19,518 --> 00:56:20,517 in the field. 770 00:56:20,519 --> 00:56:22,268 He was using it. 771 00:56:22,270 --> 00:56:24,020 For what, you already have a sick science project. 772 00:56:24,023 --> 00:56:25,522 Yeah, that's correct. 773 00:56:25,524 --> 00:56:28,926 And when you create an ambulatory biologic, 774 00:56:28,928 --> 00:56:31,528 no matter what, nothing can destroy it. 775 00:56:31,530 --> 00:56:33,931 The carnivorous become more carnivorous. 776 00:56:33,933 --> 00:56:37,134 The ferocious, they become more ferocious. 777 00:56:38,804 --> 00:56:41,805 You think we're safe? 778 00:56:42,675 --> 00:56:43,740 Yeah, think again. 779 00:56:43,742 --> 00:56:47,177 This stuff lies dormant in every single one of us. 780 00:56:47,179 --> 00:56:49,746 It's just waiting for something to jump start it. 781 00:56:49,748 --> 00:56:51,148 Something just like this. 782 00:56:51,150 --> 00:56:53,217 So you mean one of our operatives has that out 783 00:56:53,219 --> 00:56:54,485 in the field? 784 00:56:55,688 --> 00:56:56,753 That's right. 785 00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:00,924 Aren't these guys screened? 786 00:57:00,926 --> 00:57:03,093 Seriously, for an operation like this, 787 00:57:03,095 --> 00:57:05,128 there should be more control measures. 788 00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:08,165 It's the president, sir. 789 00:57:10,836 --> 00:57:11,902 Put him on. 790 00:57:11,904 --> 00:57:16,573 I understand we're having some issues on the war front? 791 00:57:17,877 --> 00:57:20,944 But let me assure you, we have countermeasure 792 00:57:20,946 --> 00:57:23,947 in place to ensure our success. 793 00:57:23,949 --> 00:57:25,682 Right now, Mr. President, 794 00:57:25,684 --> 00:57:30,220 we're seeing a foreshadowing of human extinction. 795 00:57:30,222 --> 00:57:35,292 Our biologics may be our biggest problem as yet. 796 00:57:35,794 --> 00:57:38,962 General, that's why we have specialists 797 00:57:38,964 --> 00:57:40,631 to ensure that doesn't happen. 798 00:57:46,788 --> 00:57:48,705 Direct orders to pull out from upper command, stop. 799 00:57:50,009 --> 00:57:52,910 We haven't even completed the mission yet. 800 00:57:52,912 --> 00:57:54,945 Who the hell is sending these messages? 801 00:57:57,049 --> 00:58:00,217 Man, we ain't goin' anywhere. 802 00:58:02,788 --> 00:58:03,921 What? 803 00:58:03,923 --> 00:58:06,890 You think they're gonna risk an aircraft for us 804 00:58:06,892 --> 00:58:07,958 at this point? 805 00:58:18,771 --> 00:58:21,171 What kind of cigarette you smokin'? 806 00:58:21,173 --> 00:58:22,239 Not a cigarette. 807 00:58:24,777 --> 00:58:26,310 Well, it's a tiny ass cigar. 808 00:58:28,714 --> 00:58:29,780 Nope. 809 00:58:33,052 --> 00:58:35,052 You smokin' marijuana around my team? 810 00:58:36,789 --> 00:58:39,890 Calm down, it's a special formulation. 811 00:58:45,064 --> 00:58:46,597 That is so wrong. 812 00:58:48,667 --> 00:58:51,935 Not wrong, Jesus smoked it too. 813 00:58:51,937 --> 00:58:53,236 No, he didn't. 814 00:58:53,238 --> 00:58:54,805 You take that back! 815 00:59:28,107 --> 00:59:29,673 Men, fire! 816 00:59:33,112 --> 00:59:34,378 We are under attack! 817 01:00:17,690 --> 01:00:19,222 Borge, cover, now! 818 01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:23,727 Driver, exit the truck! 819 01:00:24,697 --> 01:00:26,296 Exit the truck now, driver! 820 01:00:30,703 --> 01:00:33,837 How do you say, exit the truck in African? 821 01:01:16,482 --> 01:01:18,148 Earn those Cubans? 822 01:01:19,284 --> 01:01:21,485 What are you doing here? 823 01:01:34,833 --> 01:01:36,500 Access denied. 824 01:01:36,502 --> 01:01:37,501 Dammit. 825 01:01:37,503 --> 01:01:39,269 Access denied. 826 01:01:39,271 --> 01:01:41,538 Dammit, open this damn door! 827 01:01:41,540 --> 01:01:45,475 Sir, you need to gently insert all of your fingers. 828 01:01:45,477 --> 01:01:47,377 Access granted. 829 01:02:06,899 --> 01:02:10,000 Now I want that thing destroyed now! 830 01:02:10,002 --> 01:02:12,135 I'm afraid it's not that easy, Colonel. 831 01:02:12,137 --> 01:02:14,704 What are you talking about? 832 01:02:14,706 --> 01:02:17,274 You open the doors and you blow the thing apart. 833 01:02:20,412 --> 01:02:24,414 She's right, you've got a serious problem up there. 834 01:02:24,416 --> 01:02:27,951 We've got enough firepower to do the job right. 835 01:02:30,856 --> 01:02:32,556 Now I think there's more to you than you're letting on. 836 01:02:32,558 --> 01:02:35,025 You should speak now or live to regret it. 837 01:02:35,027 --> 01:02:36,293 Colonel, no! 838 01:02:36,295 --> 01:02:38,028 You know who's in charge here! 839 01:02:38,997 --> 01:02:40,964 What's your story, Billy? 840 01:02:42,467 --> 01:02:46,169 You open that door, none of us are gonna survive. 841 01:02:47,005 --> 01:02:49,906 Abbot, Costello, open the box. 842 01:02:51,210 --> 01:02:53,243 Open the damn box! 843 01:02:54,346 --> 01:02:57,214 Bet you're proud of committing treason against your country. 844 01:02:59,518 --> 01:03:00,984 What are you pompous or something? 845 01:03:00,986 --> 01:03:03,954 You think I created this thing for war. 846 01:03:03,956 --> 01:03:05,488 I'm willing to bet 847 01:03:05,490 --> 01:03:07,022 the Russians gave you a lot of money, 848 01:03:07,024 --> 01:03:08,557 made you feel different about your little science project. 849 01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:10,627 No, but maybe for a partner. 850 01:03:22,107 --> 01:03:24,040 Dammit, I can't see! 851 01:03:24,943 --> 01:03:26,476 Who do you think you are, putting a gun to my head? 852 01:03:26,478 --> 01:03:28,545 Don't you know I am the general? 853 01:03:28,547 --> 01:03:32,282 Don't you guys have any paved roads around here? 854 01:03:43,161 --> 01:03:45,595 Get over on the left. 855 01:03:45,597 --> 01:03:47,297 Get over on the left! 856 01:03:47,299 --> 01:03:49,532 Damn it, I still can't see! 857 01:03:49,534 --> 01:03:51,301 Grab a rope! 858 01:04:10,122 --> 01:04:13,189 Take that you bad bastard. 859 01:04:13,191 --> 01:04:14,524 So long, sucker. 860 01:04:50,262 --> 01:04:53,330 As I was saying, nothing personal. 861 01:05:02,574 --> 01:05:04,708 You really piss me off, boy. 862 01:05:04,710 --> 01:05:07,644 You stupid, Yankee, you're gonna kill us all! 863 01:05:09,181 --> 01:05:10,046 Do you know what you're doing? 864 01:05:10,048 --> 01:05:11,313 Hey, you know they saying, 865 01:05:11,315 --> 01:05:12,581 "What doesn't hurt you, makes you stronger." 866 01:05:12,584 --> 01:05:14,417 This does not apply here. 867 01:05:14,419 --> 01:05:16,119 Dead means dead. 868 01:05:16,121 --> 01:05:19,055 Stupid son of a bitch. 869 01:05:29,701 --> 01:05:32,202 We have an active breach in the hanger, sir. 870 01:05:56,395 --> 01:05:59,562 Damn, get a squad to cover that area right now. 871 01:06:00,432 --> 01:06:01,564 Get them over there. 872 01:06:34,599 --> 01:06:37,200 Where'd everybody go? 873 01:06:37,202 --> 01:06:38,334 Hello, hello? 874 01:10:04,909 --> 01:10:06,876 Hey, can't you stop that thing? 875 01:10:06,878 --> 01:10:07,977 No, the system was down. 876 01:10:07,979 --> 01:10:09,846 It is running on its own, offline. 877 01:10:09,848 --> 01:10:12,515 Offline, does that look offline to you? 878 01:10:12,517 --> 01:10:13,650 How's it doing that? 879 01:10:13,652 --> 01:10:16,953 Lizard here, die, now I'm in charge. 880 01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:23,459 Whoa. 881 01:10:23,461 --> 01:10:25,295 Awesome, bro, that was cool. 882 01:10:27,032 --> 01:10:29,065 Well, that's the last time you eat gravy 883 01:10:29,067 --> 01:10:31,334 now that you are gravy. 884 01:10:32,737 --> 01:10:34,037 I mean, very sad, very sad. 885 01:10:34,039 --> 01:10:35,972 Call in air support. 886 01:10:35,974 --> 01:10:38,608 Two steps ahead of you, I already did. 887 01:10:38,610 --> 01:10:39,676 Sharp kid. 888 01:10:40,445 --> 01:10:42,045 You'll make a good leader someday. 889 01:10:43,648 --> 01:10:44,714 There they are. 890 01:10:45,750 --> 01:10:46,816 12:00 o'clock. 891 01:10:54,926 --> 01:10:56,759 Target 10:00 o'clock low. 892 01:10:59,864 --> 01:11:01,798 Six, nine flight copy. 893 01:11:12,444 --> 01:11:16,446 Oh crap, that sucks. 894 01:11:19,351 --> 01:11:21,517 Altitude, altitude. 895 01:11:23,021 --> 01:11:25,421 Pull up, pull up, pull up. 896 01:11:31,563 --> 01:11:36,632 We shot our entire crew in. 897 01:11:50,448 --> 01:11:53,549 Looks German, maybe Russian. 898 01:11:57,122 --> 01:11:58,388 You sure? 899 01:13:42,660 --> 01:13:44,494 Do you got a light? 900 01:13:47,165 --> 01:13:48,231 Fun. 901 01:13:49,167 --> 01:13:50,233 Who's that? 902 01:13:54,672 --> 01:13:56,739 So you like to play with lizards, right? 903 01:13:57,609 --> 01:14:00,076 What's that, an IED, a nuke? 904 01:14:03,014 --> 01:14:03,279 It's a missile you moron. 905 01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:11,721 You must be one of the dumbest commandos I ever knew. 906 01:14:11,723 --> 01:14:13,656 Yeah, but not fully though, right? 907 01:14:15,159 --> 01:14:16,292 Is that still active? 908 01:14:30,275 --> 01:14:31,541 Oh, no. 909 01:14:38,983 --> 01:14:40,850 He's banging his head against it. 910 01:14:42,854 --> 01:14:43,920 Yeah, he does. 911 01:14:43,922 --> 01:14:48,824 What happens when you hit a bullet on the top of the head 912 01:14:48,826 --> 01:14:50,192 for a long time? 913 01:14:53,064 --> 01:14:54,130 Oh, no! 914 01:14:55,266 --> 01:14:56,933 No! 915 01:15:30,735 --> 01:15:32,335 Don't look at me that way. 916 01:15:35,974 --> 01:15:37,239 I pay your salary. 917 01:15:38,076 --> 01:15:42,044 You can't even do your job right, you're fired. 918 01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:50,987 What do you suppose is next? 919 01:15:53,992 --> 01:15:55,625 "Planet of the Apes" maybe. 920 01:15:57,061 --> 01:16:00,062 Thank you. 921 01:16:00,064 --> 01:16:01,998 That'll be somethin'. 922 01:23:34,819 --> 01:23:36,085 That 923 01:23:37,688 --> 01:23:38,821 was 924 01:23:40,724 --> 01:23:42,324 epic. 925 01:23:42,326 --> 01:23:44,193 You know what, you were right. 926 01:23:44,195 --> 01:23:45,427 That was good. 927 01:23:45,429 --> 01:23:46,762 We'll take it. 928 01:23:46,764 --> 01:23:47,863 - The comic? - Mm-hmm. 929 01:23:47,865 --> 01:23:49,565 And. 930 01:23:49,567 --> 01:23:51,082 And? 931 01:23:51,084 --> 01:23:52,600 Our new boyfriend.