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So, I hear that you've upgraded,

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and now you have all the normal,
regular features

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that I have had for years.

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Yep, we're nothing
but windows of opportunity.

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And although it may not
be PC to say so,

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I like to think
that we've finally...

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fixed all the bugs.

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Gesundheit.

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Excuse me. That's not a virus.
That's not a virus.

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I am sure
that it's not a virus.

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Although, to be fair,
I have no idea

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because I have
never had a virus.

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- So...
- Why do you have to be

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such a condescending
douche bag?

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Um, I--

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I, I, I.
It's "I" this and "I" that.

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Boop.

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Maybe it is time we stopped
talking about "I" all the time,

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and windows of opportunity.

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Anybody else remember
when people were smart

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and phones were stupid?

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This fall, Pi is gonna
launch a new phone

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that'll change things forever.

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We're ready to bring you
what you wanted

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yesterday for tomorrow today.

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<i> Pi. Smart phones</i>
<i> for smarter people.</i>

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Do you really want to say
"douche bag" in the ad?

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I don't say "douche bag."

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The guy in the cheap suit
says "douche bag."

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Betty, any calls?

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<i> Bono wants</i>
<i> to know if you're still good</i>

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<i> for the trip to Africa.</i>

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Tell him I still haven't
found what I'm looking for.

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<i> The Dalai Lama.</i>

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<i> Are you still on</i>
<i> for meditation this afternoon?</i>

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Advise him to still his mind.
The answer lies within.

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<i> The president is asking,</i>

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<i> can we move the meeting to the</i>
<i> White House this weekend?</i>

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Yes, perfect. Mosquitoes
at Camp David are a bitch.

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Terrible.

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<i> Bill Gates</i>
<i> sent an email</i>

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<i> that simply reads,</i>
<i> "Cheeky."</i>

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Fair enough.

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Tell him I want
my 20 bucks.

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<i> Sarah Russell called</i>

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<i> about your 20-year</i>
<i> high school reunion tonight.</i>

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Wait, wait, wait.
Twenty-year what now?

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Twenty-year reunion.
This is great.

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We'll show everyone
we're not losers anymore.

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Greg, we were never losers.

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Yeah, we were.

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But that doesn't matter
now, right?

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I get it.

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Look, it's nothing
to be nervous about.

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It could be a lot of fun, you know?

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Nervous?
Why would I be nervous

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about people we haven't seen
in 20 years?

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Guys?

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No! No!

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<i> Do you want me</i>
<i> to call and cancel?</i>

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Yes, please.
Tell them I'm sick.

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Come on, you used that one
for the ten year.

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Betty, what did Sarah want
about the reunion?

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Why was she calling?

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<i> I believe she wanted</i>
<i> to let Adam know</i>

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<i>that Darcie Williams was asking</i>
<i> if he was going to be there.</i>

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Darcie Williams?

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<i> Yes, Darcie Williams.</i>

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I love her.

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Where self-esteem,

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innocence,
and dreams go to die.

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The insufferable purgatory
of being too old to be a kid,

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too young to be an adult.

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The entire concept
of placing all of those

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going through their awkward,
formative years of puberty

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into one giant institution
of self-doubt,

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forced pseudo-social
structure, and anxiety,

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it's a cruel
and unusual punishment.

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Even worse, this bizarre ritual
of needing to get together

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every couple of years
as a reminder

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of these traumatizing times.

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<i> It's a blast from the past.</i>

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Borders on insanity.

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When I was nine years old,
I got really sick.

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I spent six weeks
in the hospital

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and had my entire large
intestine taken out.

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It was one of the most traumatic
events in my entire life.

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And yet I've never
felt the urge to get together

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with the other nurses,
patients, or doctors

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and reminisce
about the good old days.

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I hated high school.

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High school hated me.

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In the immortal words
of Mr. Stephen King,

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"I hated high school.

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I don't trust anyone
who looks back on

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the years of 14 to 18
with any enjoyment.

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If you liked
being a teenager,

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there's definitely
something wrong with you."

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- Mr. Pi.
- Hey, Happy.

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Betty, I'm gonna render the graphics

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for the latest beta version
of the OS from the car.

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Betty, isolate the signal
and encrypt the data, please.

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You know, this is
the most revolutionary launch

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- since the touchscreen.
- Yeah, so let's protect it.

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Okay.

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What is it about these people
that make me so nervous?

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I'm tongue-tied already.

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Just remember these
key words-- "Let's party."

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Come on, this is our night.

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- Is that a new shirt?
- Yeah, cool shirt, right?

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Just think, we're gonna get
to see Andy and Dennis again.

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Yeah, and John Vernon,
Trevor Jackson.

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They've probably matured
by now, right?

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Excuse me, will you settle a bet
for me and my friends?

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Does this feel like
boyfriend material to you?

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- Ew.
- Are you a lesbian?

117
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Because I can just talk
and we can scissor.

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Back off, date rape.

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Didn't you, like, date my mom
100 years ago or something?

120
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I'm not that old.

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No, seriously.
You dated my mom.

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Aren't you guys going
to your reunion later tonight?

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Darcie Williams?

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Yeah.

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She's my mom.

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I'm 17, you pedophile.

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She was showing me pictures
of her class earlier,

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from when you two
were dating.

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I think you might be wearing
the exact same shirt.

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My God.

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Can we get some drinks
over here?

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We don't have to stay
for the whole thing, right?

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Come on, it's gonna be
different this time.

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We're all grown up.

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Tonight is gonna be awesome.

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- Hey, guys!
- Andy, Dennis!

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Nice.

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So glad you guys are here.

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Yeah, we weren't gonna come
because, you know...

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Everyone hated us.

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But, who knows?
Maybe it'll be fun.

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So, what've you guys
been up to?

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I work a few nights a week
at Game Land.

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I test games on the weekends.

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Sweet, programming, design?

146
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No, no, no, I just test them,
like, for fun, right?

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At my house.

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So, you don't have a job?

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- I know, sweet, right?
- Yeah.

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Weren't you guys doing it
like that in the 12th grade?

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I guess we hit
that jackpot early.

152
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But you guys got your whole
billionaire empire thing.

153
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That's gotta be cool,
though, too, yeah?

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- Wanna bail and play Warcrack?
- Absolutely.

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No, guys.

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Come on, gentlemen.

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Tonight
is gonna be epic, right?

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Right?

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Follow me.

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- All right.
- Whoo!

161
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Ha!

162
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Pfft.

163
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Hi.

164
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Steve Probyn.

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Sarah's looking for ya.

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She's on the stage
and she looks pissed.

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Go easy on that tonight, okay?

168
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That's okay, my parents
are driving me home.

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Hello.

170
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Hello.

171
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Hello!

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Hi.

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For those of you
who don't remember,

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my name is Sarah Russell.

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Welcome, class of 1997,

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to our 20-year
high school reunion.

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- Just one second.
- You suck!

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Twenty years.

179
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Twenty years.

180
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We started high school
in 1994,

181
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the year that Kurt Cobain died
and Justin Bieber was born.

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Whoo!

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We started high school
before texting.

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And not just before smartphones,
before cell phones.

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How crazy is that?

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And speaking of cell phones
and the Internet,

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I'm sure you don't want
to hear

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from your runner-up
valedictorian.

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Not at all.

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He needs no introduction.

191
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Your... valedictorian,

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Mr. Adam Pi.

193
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Thanks, Sarah.

194
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Hey, class.

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I'm not really sure
what to say.

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Um, man,

197
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could you imagine how amazing
high school would be

198
00:10:03,108 --> 00:10:04,942
if we knew then
what we know now?

199
00:10:05,042 --> 00:10:06,610
I knew I had
a big hammer back then

200
00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:09,179
and I still know it now.

201
00:10:09,279 --> 00:10:15,185
Thank you, Adam, for that
very well-prepared speech.

202
00:10:15,285 --> 00:10:17,921
So, let's raise a--

203
00:10:18,021 --> 00:10:20,057
I don't have a glass.

204
00:10:20,157 --> 00:10:22,025
Give me your glass.
Give me your glass!

205
00:10:25,062 --> 00:10:30,267
Let's raise a glass
to the class of 1997.

206
00:10:30,367 --> 00:10:33,285
Let's party like
we're 37-teen.

207
00:10:37,992 --> 00:10:41,945
Let's go.

208
00:10:42,045 --> 00:10:43,642
I can't believe
you roped me into this.

209
00:10:43,742 --> 00:10:45,739
I told you, you shoulda
just said, "Let's party."

210
00:10:45,839 --> 00:10:46,982
D-dudes.

211
00:10:57,945 --> 00:10:59,630
I'm pretty sure
she likes my shirt.

212
00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:02,682
She's been looking
at my shirt all night.

213
00:11:05,853 --> 00:11:07,453
She's mine.

214
00:11:10,258 --> 00:11:11,842
Look at that,
you twat-dodgers.

215
00:11:11,942 --> 00:11:13,243
I haven't aged a bit.

216
00:11:13,343 --> 00:11:15,345
I got bad news for you, man.

217
00:11:15,445 --> 00:11:17,648
You looked old in high school,
you look ancient now.

218
00:11:17,748 --> 00:11:19,650
Suck a dick, Jeff.
I look fucking great.

219
00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,084
Tonight I'm
the handsome genius

220
00:11:21,184 --> 00:11:22,742
who never achieved
his full potential.

221
00:11:22,842 --> 00:11:24,559
Yeah, you're just like
<i> Good Will Hunting</i>,

222
00:11:24,659 --> 00:11:27,095
except you never got the girl
and you're a complete failure.

223
00:11:27,195 --> 00:11:28,195
I'm a fucking genius.

224
00:11:28,294 --> 00:11:30,771
I'm the only one out of this
group who passed math. Honors 2.

225
00:11:30,871 --> 00:11:33,187
You know, the only reason why
I still work with you jerks

226
00:11:33,287 --> 00:11:34,685
is I'm waiting
for one of you guys

227
00:11:34,785 --> 00:11:36,782
to give me the Affleck
speech that you'll kill me

228
00:11:36,882 --> 00:11:39,118
if I haven't moved away
and achieved my full potential.

229
00:11:39,218 --> 00:11:40,736
No one's giving you
that speech, pal.

230
00:11:40,836 --> 00:11:43,153
Hey, Jeff, remember the last
time you fucked your sister?

231
00:11:43,253 --> 00:11:44,691
Jesus Christ,
she wasn't my sister.

232
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,269
- Did your dad marry her mom?
- Yes.

233
00:11:46,369 --> 00:11:47,727
And your parents
had another kid,

234
00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:50,104
so your brother and her brother
are the exact same dude.

235
00:11:50,204 --> 00:11:51,442
- Yeah.
- Then you, my friend,

236
00:11:51,542 --> 00:11:52,860
are a sister-fucker.

237
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,240
You are a fucker
of the sister.

238
00:11:54,336 --> 00:11:56,576
My dad met her mom after
Danielle and I started dating.

239
00:11:56,664 --> 00:11:58,121
- And...
- And then we broke up

240
00:11:58,221 --> 00:12:00,378
- after they got married.
- Did you have sex with her

241
00:12:00,478 --> 00:12:01,836
while your parents
were together?

242
00:12:01,936 --> 00:12:03,209
- Once.
- Sister-fucker.

243
00:12:23,231 --> 00:12:24,848
Was that Danielle?

244
00:12:24,948 --> 00:12:26,116
- Yeah.
- Yup.

245
00:12:26,216 --> 00:12:27,813
She's probably
looking for her brother.

246
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,853
- Ew.
- Creepy.

247
00:12:29,953 --> 00:12:31,353
No, no.

248
00:12:31,988 --> 00:12:34,424
Okay, I hate this.
Officially hate this.

249
00:12:34,524 --> 00:12:36,522
I'm not-- I'm not gonna
stay for the whole thing.

250
00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:38,028
What are you talking about?

251
00:12:38,128 --> 00:12:40,045
I'm talking about the fact
that this feels like

252
00:12:40,145 --> 00:12:43,166
my, "Hey, Amy, you turned
into a huge loser" party.

253
00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:45,168
You look amazing.

254
00:12:45,268 --> 00:12:47,971
You make a good living.
You have a great life.

255
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:52,109
Okay, Claire, I starred
in every single play

256
00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:53,744
in high school, okay?

257
00:12:53,844 --> 00:12:55,812
Everyone expected me
to be the famous one.

258
00:12:55,912 --> 00:12:58,248
Remember when I was scouted
by a top LA manager.

259
00:12:58,348 --> 00:13:00,016
Yeah, you did
background work

260
00:13:00,116 --> 00:13:02,119
on a Steven Seagal movie
that shot here

261
00:13:02,219 --> 00:13:04,121
and his agent tried
to screw you.

262
00:13:04,221 --> 00:13:06,757
Scouted? Bit of a stretch.

263
00:13:06,857 --> 00:13:09,192
Tomato, tomahto.
Also, you're a bitch.

264
00:13:09,292 --> 00:13:11,328
Tell me, do you or do you not
think that everyone

265
00:13:11,428 --> 00:13:13,797
expected me to be the
famous one from our class?

266
00:13:13,897 --> 00:13:16,897
Okay, fuck off.

267
00:13:17,267 --> 00:13:19,102
Hey, okay, look,
look, just stand beside me.

268
00:13:19,202 --> 00:13:21,271
No one will even notice you.

269
00:13:21,371 --> 00:13:23,567
Well, I think that we're all
doing something different

270
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,505
than we thought we'd be doing
in high school.

271
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,244
I sell insurance.

272
00:13:27,344 --> 00:13:29,946
I'm lame.
I actually suck.

273
00:13:30,046 --> 00:13:31,364
This is gonna be
an entire night

274
00:13:31,464 --> 00:13:33,450
of "What in sweet hell
happened to her?"

275
00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:35,385
Is it me or is, like,
everyone in our class

276
00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:36,920
starting to look old?

277
00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:40,023
I don't know.
Adam Pi looks pretty good.

278
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,521
You know what they say
about a man

279
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,093
with a big bank account.

280
00:13:43,193 --> 00:13:45,309
- You sound like a hooker.
- I've been called worse.

281
00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,130
Remember this shithead?
Fucking Pi.

282
00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:49,499
I can't believe
he makes more money in one year

283
00:13:49,599 --> 00:13:51,835
than we will
in our lifetimes combined.

284
00:13:51,935 --> 00:13:53,812
Who woulda thought
computers woulda caught on?

285
00:13:53,912 --> 00:13:55,070
I know, what an idiot, right?

286
00:13:55,170 --> 00:13:56,968
Right? I mean, yeah,
he's a millionaire now,

287
00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:58,068
but at what cost?

288
00:13:58,167 --> 00:14:00,324
The only thing he fucked
in high school was his hand,

289
00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:02,341
and I heard it didn't even
go past second base.

290
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:03,441
Billionaire.

291
00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:04,698
He's now a multi-billionaire,

292
00:14:04,798 --> 00:14:06,595
and you would be surprised
at what this hand

293
00:14:06,695 --> 00:14:08,013
let me do to her
in high school.

294
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:11,188
A complete slut.
She had like no self-respect.

295
00:14:11,288 --> 00:14:13,490
It's okay.
That was a long time ago.

296
00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:15,592
I'd be upset if any of it
wasn't true.

297
00:14:15,692 --> 00:14:17,928
Let me buy you guys
a drink.

298
00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:20,096
We should
buy you a drink

299
00:14:20,196 --> 00:14:21,554
'cause we were
complete assholes.

300
00:14:21,654 --> 00:14:23,266
I personally blame
the sister-fucker.

301
00:14:23,366 --> 00:14:24,935
Really lowers the bar
for this group.

302
00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:28,171
Hey, guys, I just pissed
all over the toilet paper.

303
00:14:28,271 --> 00:14:29,873
What if someone's
gotta go, dude?

304
00:14:29,973 --> 00:14:32,209
Yeah, let's hope.

305
00:14:32,309 --> 00:14:35,045
Is it possible that guy
hasn't even left high school?

306
00:14:35,145 --> 00:14:37,914
I feel like I had this
conversation 20 years ago.

307
00:14:38,014 --> 00:14:39,115
What a piece of shit.

308
00:14:47,141 --> 00:14:48,625
What in the fuck?

309
00:14:48,725 --> 00:14:52,562
I'm-- I'm sorry,
I-- I--

310
00:14:52,662 --> 00:14:54,631
Why don't you watch
where the hell you're going,

311
00:14:54,731 --> 00:14:57,049
Shits-his-pantsky?

312
00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:07,310
Hey how much
for your pants?

313
00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:11,648
What's with the pants?

314
00:15:11,748 --> 00:15:13,950
I thought everybody
was wearing '90s stuff.

315
00:15:18,188 --> 00:15:21,458
So, what have you
been up to, John?

316
00:15:21,558 --> 00:15:22,558
I'm a cop.

317
00:15:22,657 --> 00:15:24,928
Okay, so you're not

318
00:15:25,028 --> 00:15:26,930
beating people up
these days.

319
00:15:27,030 --> 00:15:29,028
I'm required by law
to be a little more selective

320
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,134
than I used to be.

321
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,970
Why don't I buy
everybody a drink?

322
00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:36,506
As a matter of fact,
drinks are on me

323
00:15:36,606 --> 00:15:37,974
for the rest of the night.

324
00:15:38,074 --> 00:15:40,477
Yay, Adam.

325
00:15:40,577 --> 00:15:44,630
Adam! Adam!

326
00:16:01,082 --> 00:16:05,969
Here come more drinks.

327
00:16:21,302 --> 00:16:23,402
This party's about to get lit.

328
00:18:25,808 --> 00:18:28,845
Are you gonna live?

329
00:18:28,945 --> 00:18:30,680
You can't flush
the tub, sweetie.

330
00:18:34,384 --> 00:18:36,586
- What the hell?
- What's going on? Where am I?

331
00:18:36,686 --> 00:18:38,121
I just went to go
to the bathroom.

332
00:18:38,221 --> 00:18:39,779
I think I came back
to the wrong room.

333
00:18:39,879 --> 00:18:41,257
Easy.
Everybody calm down.

334
00:18:41,357 --> 00:18:42,435
This guy tried
to rape me.

335
00:18:42,535 --> 00:18:44,794
I did not try
to rape anyone.

336
00:18:44,894 --> 00:18:46,529
Why are you naked?

337
00:18:46,629 --> 00:18:49,632
I'm not naked. Underwear.
I have underwear.

338
00:18:49,732 --> 00:18:51,534
What did you do
to my fucking hamster?

339
00:18:51,634 --> 00:18:53,103
Watch your mouth!

340
00:18:53,203 --> 00:18:55,621
But what did you do
to his fucking hamster?

341
00:18:59,627 --> 00:19:02,345
Hey, sorry. I have no idea
how I got in that room

342
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,322
or anything about the hamster
or what he was--

343
00:19:04,422 --> 00:19:06,549
Easy, Richard Gere.

344
00:19:06,649 --> 00:19:09,586
Jenny found it. It was
in his little brother's room.

345
00:19:09,686 --> 00:19:11,154
Those your boys?

346
00:19:11,254 --> 00:19:12,755
Step boys.

347
00:19:12,855 --> 00:19:14,224
Step sons.

348
00:19:14,324 --> 00:19:15,682
Had a good time
last night, yeah?

349
00:19:15,782 --> 00:19:16,782
Fuck, yeah.

350
00:19:16,881 --> 00:19:18,361
I'd kill to do
high school again.

351
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,430
I was in the zone last night.

352
00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:22,527
Don't you think it's weird
that we do high school

353
00:19:22,627 --> 00:19:24,504
when we're 17 during
total hormonal confusion?

354
00:19:24,604 --> 00:19:26,302
Nobody was in the right
frame of mind.

355
00:19:26,402 --> 00:19:28,238
Nobody did high school
like they wanted to.

356
00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:30,473
Speak for yourself.
I was the king in high school.

357
00:19:30,573 --> 00:19:32,876
Chicks wanted to fuck me,
dudes wanted to be me.

358
00:19:32,976 --> 00:19:35,661
I wish I could do it again.
I would do it so differently.

359
00:19:37,932 --> 00:19:40,550
What if you could?

360
00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:44,687
- Would you?
- What do you mean?

361
00:19:44,787 --> 00:19:47,357
What if we did high school
all over again?

362
00:19:47,457 --> 00:19:49,826
Like, what if we got
all our teachers together,

363
00:19:49,926 --> 00:19:52,629
everybody from our class,
and we did it again,

364
00:19:52,729 --> 00:19:54,164
but for, like, a month?

365
00:19:54,264 --> 00:19:57,333
For starters,
I got a mortgage to pay.

366
00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:59,235
What if money
was no issue?

367
00:19:59,335 --> 00:20:01,092
What if I gave you
the same amount of money

368
00:20:01,192 --> 00:20:02,192
you'd make landscaping?

369
00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:04,941
You're crazy, you know that?

370
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,709
What if I gave you
one year's salary

371
00:20:06,809 --> 00:20:07,887
for one month of your time?

372
00:20:07,987 --> 00:20:09,279
One more month
of high school?

373
00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:11,948
Are you serious?

374
00:20:12,048 --> 00:20:14,951
This is a great idea.

375
00:20:15,051 --> 00:20:18,955
Bad idea.
Last night was a bad idea.

376
00:20:19,055 --> 00:20:22,825
That reunion, it sucked
more than high school did.

377
00:20:22,925 --> 00:20:24,727
Remember in 12th grade
when you passed out

378
00:20:24,827 --> 00:20:27,830
and Trevor drew a dick
on your face?

379
00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:29,232
You're right,
that was worse.

380
00:20:29,332 --> 00:20:30,900
Kinda the same.

381
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,303
No, he's right.
That was way worse.

382
00:20:33,403 --> 00:20:35,821
No, no, kinda the same.

383
00:20:37,524 --> 00:20:39,242
Son of a bitch.

384
00:20:39,342 --> 00:20:40,342
Fuck.

385
00:20:40,977 --> 00:20:42,455
Wait, this is when
you guys tell me?

386
00:20:42,555 --> 00:20:43,746
Now, at breakfast?

387
00:20:43,846 --> 00:20:45,324
Didn't want you
to be uncomfortable.

388
00:20:45,424 --> 00:20:47,517
His fault.

389
00:20:47,617 --> 00:20:51,421
The entire grad class
for one month?

390
00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:53,289
What about teachers?

391
00:20:53,389 --> 00:20:56,459
Yes, all of the old teachers,
everyone from our class,

392
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,228
just like it was.

393
00:20:58,328 --> 00:21:00,230
You're some sort
of school board rep, yeah?

394
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,332
Deputy superintendent.

395
00:21:02,432 --> 00:21:06,736
Okay, so, you can get clearance,
draw up the legal paperwork.

396
00:21:06,836 --> 00:21:10,506
One year's salary for one more
month of high school.

397
00:21:10,606 --> 00:21:12,942
It's your chance
to be valedictorian.

398
00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:15,078
Well, it should have been mine
in the first place.

399
00:21:15,178 --> 00:21:17,380
I had better grades,
I was in way more activities,

400
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,299
I just--

401
00:21:21,735 --> 00:21:24,988
<i> What are the terms</i>
<i> and conditions?</i>

402
00:21:25,088 --> 00:21:26,823
<i> One more crack</i>
<i> at doing the things</i>

403
00:21:26,923 --> 00:21:28,891
<i> you'd have done then</i>
<i> using what you know now.</i>

404
00:21:28,991 --> 00:21:31,294
<i> The ultimate do-over.</i>

405
00:21:31,394 --> 00:21:34,497
<i> So, what do you say, Steve?</i>

406
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,733
High school again?
How much?

407
00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:38,801
- Hello?
- Hello?

408
00:21:38,901 --> 00:21:40,670
- Hello?
- What's up?

409
00:21:40,770 --> 00:21:42,972
- What's up?
- Whassap?

410
00:21:43,072 --> 00:21:45,575
Back to what?
Back to school?

411
00:21:45,675 --> 00:21:48,044
That's right.
Same classes, same teachers.

412
00:21:48,144 --> 00:21:50,346
Is everyone gonna be there?

413
00:21:50,446 --> 00:21:51,814
That goes over there.

414
00:21:51,914 --> 00:21:54,384
Do we have to go
every day?

415
00:21:54,484 --> 00:21:55,842
One more chance
to do high school

416
00:21:55,942 --> 00:21:57,654
the way you wish
you would've done it.

417
00:21:57,754 --> 00:22:00,423
I'm a single mom. I don't
have time to do homework.

418
00:22:00,523 --> 00:22:03,526
Okay, okay, what you're saying
is you invented time travel.

419
00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,595
We're not actually time traveling.

420
00:22:05,695 --> 00:22:07,563
What exists now still exists.

421
00:22:07,663 --> 00:22:09,966
I can't just surgically redo
my hymen, Adam.

422
00:22:10,066 --> 00:22:12,402
It's ripped to shreds.

423
00:22:12,502 --> 00:22:14,871
Everything will be pants on,
so nobody will notice.

424
00:22:14,971 --> 00:22:16,608
It it supposed to be, like,
we're dating

425
00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:19,842
who we were dating, too, or...?

426
00:22:19,942 --> 00:22:22,745
Okay, but I'm not giving
Steve Probyn a hand job again.

427
00:22:22,845 --> 00:22:24,514
- <i> Steve?</i>
- Yeah.

428
00:22:24,614 --> 00:22:26,616
I'm gonna buy
an old sports almanac...

429
00:22:26,716 --> 00:22:28,718
- What, no--
- ...bet on some old games.

430
00:22:28,818 --> 00:22:31,054
And I'm gonna
be a gajillionaire.

431
00:22:31,154 --> 00:22:32,689
Fuck, yeah!
I'm in.

432
00:22:32,789 --> 00:22:34,057
I'm in 110%.

433
00:22:34,157 --> 00:22:36,559
- Boo-yah.
- I'm in.

434
00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:39,028
I'm going back to high school.

435
00:22:39,128 --> 00:22:40,763
- Okay.
- Yeah.

436
00:22:40,863 --> 00:22:43,415
It's a-- I have to go.

437
00:22:46,053 --> 00:22:48,571
It's not a DeLorean
and 1.21 "Jigawatts,"

438
00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:51,123
but it is my chance
to go back to the future.

439
00:22:53,527 --> 00:22:57,729
I'm going back to school, Mom.
Fuck you.

440
00:23:02,936 --> 00:23:04,893
This is a bad idea.

441
00:23:04,993 --> 00:23:06,522
It's a very bad idea.

442
00:23:06,622 --> 00:23:08,458
You said the same thing
about touchscreens.

443
00:23:08,558 --> 00:23:10,793
Well, yeah, for people
who use their phones

444
00:23:10,893 --> 00:23:13,096
primarily for work.
You know, email, texting.

445
00:23:13,196 --> 00:23:15,064
There's no tactile feedback.

446
00:23:15,164 --> 00:23:17,533
Is everything not inevitably
shifting to voice command?

447
00:23:17,633 --> 00:23:19,535
With devices moving
from external to wearable,

448
00:23:19,635 --> 00:23:21,404
or even internal modes
of functionality.

449
00:23:21,504 --> 00:23:23,873
Yes, and yes. We should get
these guys jobs in R&D.

450
00:23:23,973 --> 00:23:26,843
Adam, we've got a huge
product launch coming up.

451
00:23:26,943 --> 00:23:29,379
If we take a month off now
to go back to school,

452
00:23:29,479 --> 00:23:31,481
we're gonna be asking
these guys for jobs.

453
00:23:36,203 --> 00:23:38,020
What about your public image?

454
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,590
We'll get people to sign
nondisclosure agreements.

455
00:23:40,690 --> 00:23:43,246
Come on, isn't there one thing
you wish you'd done differently?

456
00:23:46,529 --> 00:23:49,729
Not shit myself?

457
00:23:50,099 --> 00:23:51,634
Why is this
so important to you?

458
00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:53,212
I mean, you already
have everything.

459
00:23:53,312 --> 00:23:55,772
If you want Darcie Williams,
you can do it now present day,

460
00:23:55,872 --> 00:23:58,908
without going
back to high school.

461
00:23:59,008 --> 00:24:01,010
<i> Front door.</i>

462
00:24:01,110 --> 00:24:03,880
Look, you said it yourself,
I have everything.

463
00:24:03,980 --> 00:24:06,783
But positive memories
of high school, okay?

464
00:24:06,883 --> 00:24:09,568
I just want to put the "cool"
in "high school," just once.

465
00:24:11,939 --> 00:24:14,056
Andy and Dennis are in.

466
00:24:14,156 --> 00:24:15,625
I promised myself
when I was little

467
00:24:15,725 --> 00:24:17,403
I would lose my virginity
in high school.

468
00:24:17,503 --> 00:24:19,929
I will not fail.

469
00:24:20,029 --> 00:24:23,533
Virginity doesn't
grow back, Andy.

470
00:24:23,633 --> 00:24:25,468
Once you lose it,
you lose it.

471
00:24:25,568 --> 00:24:27,368
Andy.

472
00:24:27,570 --> 00:24:29,071
<i> Your guests have arrived.</i>

473
00:24:42,903 --> 00:24:45,937
Well, gentlemen,
let's start rewriting history.

474
00:24:47,508 --> 00:24:49,025
So, the agency
made everything clear.

475
00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:51,594
You want us to watch you
play video games.

476
00:24:51,694 --> 00:24:53,563
And cheer you on
enthusiastically.

477
00:24:53,663 --> 00:24:55,832
Touching's okay, but no sex.

478
00:24:55,932 --> 00:24:57,567
With each other is okay.

479
00:24:57,667 --> 00:24:59,867
No, no sex.

480
00:25:00,002 --> 00:25:02,159
We just want you to appreciate
our beast mode skills.

481
00:25:02,259 --> 00:25:04,740
But you know that
the price is the same

482
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,609
whether or not
you have sex with us, right?

483
00:25:06,709 --> 00:25:08,478
Just as requested, please.

484
00:25:08,578 --> 00:25:12,915
I know, it's weird.
Less judgy eyes.

485
00:25:13,015 --> 00:25:14,733
We came up with this
when we were 14.

486
00:25:16,169 --> 00:25:17,887
Are you guys sure
this is okay?

487
00:25:17,987 --> 00:25:21,157
Yeah, this is
actually way sexier.

488
00:25:21,257 --> 00:25:22,825
Totally.

489
00:25:22,925 --> 00:25:25,661
I could seriously crush
some noodles right now.

490
00:25:25,761 --> 00:25:27,196
Marry me.

491
00:25:27,296 --> 00:25:29,247
So, are you in?

492
00:25:36,890 --> 00:25:39,247
Do we have to date the same
girls we dated in high school?

493
00:25:39,347 --> 00:25:41,811
Get to, have to, want to.
What's the difference?

494
00:25:43,946 --> 00:25:45,504
You guys know
this is pathetic, right?

495
00:25:45,604 --> 00:25:46,816
This is so desperate.

496
00:25:46,916 --> 00:25:48,354
Your dad seems to think
that it's--

497
00:25:48,454 --> 00:25:50,920
Hey, Trevor is not my dad.

498
00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:52,722
Trevor is my mom's mistake.

499
00:25:54,190 --> 00:25:55,992
You know I can
hear you, right?

500
00:25:56,092 --> 00:25:57,560
That's a relief.

501
00:25:57,660 --> 00:25:59,562
I was worried I wasn't
saying it loud enough.

502
00:25:59,662 --> 00:26:02,714
All right, you two.
That's enough.

503
00:26:04,818 --> 00:26:09,238
So?
Can we get the time off work?

504
00:26:09,338 --> 00:26:12,775
I was gonna have to lay you two
off since it's the slow season.

505
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:16,178
But I told Adam that we make
twice as much as we do.

506
00:26:16,278 --> 00:26:17,547
Didn't even phase him.

507
00:26:17,647 --> 00:26:19,549
- Trevor.
- What?

508
00:26:19,649 --> 00:26:21,984
It's not like
he can't afford it.

509
00:26:22,084 --> 00:26:25,684
We are back, boys!

510
00:26:27,123 --> 00:26:28,923
Grad '97!

511
00:26:30,026 --> 00:26:32,077
Whoo!

512
00:26:48,328 --> 00:26:52,764
You showed up to the first day
of school in a DeLorean?

513
00:26:55,135 --> 00:26:58,621
- Too much?
- Too much.

514
00:26:58,721 --> 00:27:02,024
You, gonna change
those clothes?

515
00:27:02,124 --> 00:27:03,993
Where we're going,
we don't need clothes.

516
00:27:04,093 --> 00:27:05,093
What?

517
00:27:06,829 --> 00:27:09,648
You are my density.

518
00:27:11,818 --> 00:27:17,088
1.21 "Jigawatts"!
1.21 "Jigawatts"!

519
00:27:19,126 --> 00:27:20,876
Greg! Greg, wait up!

520
00:27:20,976 --> 00:27:24,146
- Excuse me, coming through.
- Excuse me.

521
00:27:24,246 --> 00:27:26,749
What have you done?

522
00:27:26,849 --> 00:27:28,651
Trust me,
this is gonna be amazing.

523
00:27:28,751 --> 00:27:30,753
Hey, guys.

524
00:27:30,853 --> 00:27:32,855
You excited or nervous
for the first day?

525
00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:35,992
Yeah.

526
00:27:36,092 --> 00:27:37,530
Pull your shit together.

527
00:27:37,630 --> 00:27:38,928
Hey, honey.

528
00:27:39,028 --> 00:27:41,413
God, you are so humiliating.

529
00:27:43,750 --> 00:27:45,067
Don't you think it's crazy

530
00:27:45,167 --> 00:27:47,737
how I have a daughter
in the same grade as me?

531
00:27:47,837 --> 00:27:50,422
Well, as us.
It's weird, right?

532
00:27:55,028 --> 00:27:57,913
That's a great outfit.

533
00:27:58,013 --> 00:27:59,815
Thanks, I went
back-to-school shopping

534
00:27:59,915 --> 00:28:01,050
and it felt like old times.

535
00:28:01,150 --> 00:28:02,400
That's what she said, heh.

536
00:28:04,438 --> 00:28:07,038
Anyway, um, thanks.

537
00:28:12,345 --> 00:28:14,096
I have seen you in rooms

538
00:28:14,196 --> 00:28:16,732
with some of the most
powerful leaders in the world.

539
00:28:16,832 --> 00:28:18,901
I've listened through
walls of lavish hotels

540
00:28:19,001 --> 00:28:23,105
while you've had mad, crazy,
tantric sex with supermodels.

541
00:28:23,205 --> 00:28:25,908
But ten seconds
with Darcie Williams,

542
00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:27,777
you just fall to pieces.

543
00:28:27,877 --> 00:28:29,812
Hey, excuse me.

544
00:28:29,912 --> 00:28:30,912
Yeah.

545
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,200
Yo.

546
00:28:42,342 --> 00:28:44,760
It is killing me that I don't
remember who you are.

547
00:28:44,860 --> 00:28:47,430
But I don't think
you can sit there.

548
00:28:47,530 --> 00:28:49,331
That's for Mr. Wagner.

549
00:28:49,431 --> 00:28:53,169
But I'd be more than happy
to treat my desk as a bunk bed.

550
00:28:53,269 --> 00:28:55,171
You want top or bottom?

551
00:28:55,271 --> 00:28:57,973
Mr. Wagner was my father.

552
00:28:58,073 --> 00:29:00,009
Unfortunately,
he could not be here,

553
00:29:00,109 --> 00:29:02,066
so Miss Russell asked
if I would take his place.

554
00:29:02,166 --> 00:29:05,114
That's bullshit.
Come on, Pi.

555
00:29:05,214 --> 00:29:09,018
You said we're gonna
do this "100%."

556
00:29:09,118 --> 00:29:11,076
Yeah, what is your dad doing
that's so important

557
00:29:11,176 --> 00:29:13,055
he couldn't be here today?

558
00:29:13,155 --> 00:29:14,356
That is so like him.

559
00:29:14,456 --> 00:29:15,891
He was always such a cunt.

560
00:29:15,991 --> 00:29:18,928
He died.
Leukemia.

561
00:29:19,028 --> 00:29:21,297
Gotta be honest, dude.
That's a legit reason.

562
00:29:21,397 --> 00:29:23,799
We're sorry for your loss.
Your father was a great man.

563
00:29:23,899 --> 00:29:25,401
Thank you.

564
00:29:25,501 --> 00:29:27,299
Now, does everybody
want to open their books

565
00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:29,071
and turn to page 12, please?

566
00:29:29,171 --> 00:29:32,508
You're kidding, right?

567
00:29:32,608 --> 00:29:35,478
I'm sorry, is there a problem?

568
00:29:35,578 --> 00:29:37,179
No, no, no problem.

569
00:29:37,279 --> 00:29:40,282
So, you want us to take classes,
like, for real?

570
00:29:40,382 --> 00:29:42,318
That's kind of
how school works.

571
00:29:42,418 --> 00:29:44,520
Guys, it's gotta be
the whole deal or no deal.

572
00:29:44,620 --> 00:29:46,522
Excuse me, can you
please sit down?

573
00:29:46,622 --> 00:29:48,090
I'm sorry.
I'm Adam Pi.

574
00:29:48,190 --> 00:29:49,458
I know who you are, Adam.

575
00:29:49,558 --> 00:29:51,060
I have your name in my list.

576
00:29:54,897 --> 00:29:56,855
Now, if you don't mind,
I would like to get back

577
00:29:56,955 --> 00:29:59,918
to teaching my students
about the Civil Rights movement.

578
00:30:05,392 --> 00:30:07,992
- Hi.
- Hey.

579
00:30:08,878 --> 00:30:10,880
You--
you look incredible.

580
00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:13,498
Thanks.
So do you.

581
00:30:17,237 --> 00:30:20,122
Hey, having my brother
and sister here

582
00:30:20,222 --> 00:30:22,358
- in their late 30s.
- Um, just-- no.

583
00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:24,126
Whatever.
I just don't want anyone

584
00:30:24,226 --> 00:30:25,795
to know we're related,
all right?

585
00:30:25,895 --> 00:30:27,496
This is my senior year.

586
00:30:27,596 --> 00:30:30,315
I don't need you two
screwing it up.

587
00:30:35,155 --> 00:30:39,108
- Does he know that we used to--
- No.

588
00:30:39,208 --> 00:30:41,844
No, we promised Dad we would
never speak of it again.

589
00:30:41,944 --> 00:30:44,547
Okay, so we promised
your dad.

590
00:30:44,647 --> 00:30:46,916
- My dad.
- Because when you say "Dad,"

591
00:30:47,016 --> 00:30:49,100
- it's weird, yeah.
- Weird.

592
00:30:55,342 --> 00:30:57,860
- Hey.
- Hey.

593
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,398
You know you can't
sit here, right?

594
00:30:59,498 --> 00:31:00,896
You know you're not too big

595
00:31:00,996 --> 00:31:02,431
for a spanking, right?

596
00:31:02,531 --> 00:31:04,366
Why are you doing this?

597
00:31:04,466 --> 00:31:06,936
Don't you think you already
wrecked my life enough?

598
00:31:07,036 --> 00:31:08,437
Shouldn't you guys
be eating

599
00:31:08,537 --> 00:31:10,606
in the teacher's lounge
or something?

600
00:31:10,706 --> 00:31:13,509
Is that supposed
to make us feel old?

601
00:31:13,609 --> 00:31:16,212
You do know that I'm
in better shape at 37

602
00:31:16,312 --> 00:31:18,247
than you are at 17.

603
00:31:18,347 --> 00:31:21,183
They're called salads, ladies.
Try one.

604
00:31:21,283 --> 00:31:24,086
God, you guys are so cute.

605
00:31:24,186 --> 00:31:25,384
You think you know everything?

606
00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:27,322
You think you know how
to disassemble someone

607
00:31:27,422 --> 00:31:28,591
with hurtful words?

608
00:31:28,691 --> 00:31:31,961
Darlings, we've got 20 more
years experience than you.

609
00:31:32,061 --> 00:31:33,529
Try us, twats.

610
00:31:34,730 --> 00:31:36,966
You think it's funny.

611
00:31:37,066 --> 00:31:38,334
We got a cutie on our hands.

612
00:31:38,434 --> 00:31:39,902
You think we're comedians?

613
00:31:40,002 --> 00:31:41,440
Look, I want to tell you
something.

614
00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:42,938
I've been thinking about it.

615
00:31:48,495 --> 00:31:52,181
Wait, Emma.

616
00:31:52,281 --> 00:31:55,584
My God, this cutie
thinks she rules this school.

617
00:31:55,684 --> 00:31:59,622
You are clearly not worthy.

618
00:31:59,722 --> 00:32:01,957
I hate you.

619
00:32:02,057 --> 00:32:04,393
Don't forget to change
your pad, sweetie.

620
00:32:04,493 --> 00:32:06,896
Erin! Erin!
Ms. Wegner, wait.

621
00:32:06,996 --> 00:32:08,330
Mr. Pi, how can I help you?

622
00:32:09,999 --> 00:32:12,134
- Is that the Synrnote app?
- It is.

623
00:32:12,234 --> 00:32:14,103
I kinda created that.

624
00:32:14,203 --> 00:32:16,399
So you realize that beep
means I'm late for something.

625
00:32:16,499 --> 00:32:18,775
Actually, you can make that
a beep or a vibration or a--

626
00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:21,343
right, sorry, I just
wanted to apologize for--

627
00:32:21,443 --> 00:32:23,312
- Mr. Pi, I'm sorry...
- Adam, Adam.

628
00:32:23,412 --> 00:32:24,690
...for snapping
on you earlier.

629
00:32:24,790 --> 00:32:26,188
I just-- I've never
taught a class

630
00:32:26,288 --> 00:32:27,766
where I was
the youngest in the room

631
00:32:27,866 --> 00:32:30,019
and I felt I needed
to assert myself.

632
00:32:30,119 --> 00:32:31,587
Look, you paid us
a lot of money

633
00:32:31,687 --> 00:32:33,245
and I want to make sure
the experience

634
00:32:33,345 --> 00:32:34,957
is as authentic
as you'd asked

635
00:32:35,057 --> 00:32:36,975
and make it as high school
as possible for you.

636
00:32:38,694 --> 00:32:39,694
Hi.

637
00:32:42,015 --> 00:32:44,300
I am feeling socially awkward,

638
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:48,570
insecure, and a little weird
about everything.

639
00:32:48,670 --> 00:32:52,056
Just like high school.

640
00:33:31,698 --> 00:33:33,716
Shit.

641
00:33:33,816 --> 00:33:37,686
Yes!

642
00:33:53,453 --> 00:33:56,505
For those of you
who don't remember,

643
00:33:56,605 --> 00:33:59,508
I am Mr. Payne.

644
00:33:59,608 --> 00:34:01,677
Welcome to...

645
00:34:01,777 --> 00:34:03,177
Sex Ed!

646
00:34:10,319 --> 00:34:12,087
Quiet!

647
00:34:12,187 --> 00:34:15,391
Today we're discussing
the reproductive gland.

648
00:34:15,491 --> 00:34:18,794
Anyone want to come up
and identify

649
00:34:18,894 --> 00:34:21,597
parts of the female anatomy?

650
00:34:21,697 --> 00:34:26,602
Mr. Jackson? Thank you.

651
00:34:26,702 --> 00:34:29,238
Sure.
I can<i> come</i> up there.

652
00:34:34,394 --> 00:34:36,712
You think you're
very funny, Mr. Jackson.

653
00:34:36,812 --> 00:34:43,385
Can you please identify
the interior labia commissures?

654
00:34:43,485 --> 00:34:45,254
No need, Mr., Payne.

655
00:34:45,354 --> 00:34:48,524
I'm gonna show you
everything you need to know.

656
00:34:48,624 --> 00:34:53,228
This is for Mondays
through Fridays.

657
00:34:53,328 --> 00:34:56,698
This is for weekends, holidays,

658
00:34:56,798 --> 00:35:00,118
and special occasions, yeah.

659
00:35:06,292 --> 00:35:09,511
Spoken like someone who never
truly satisfied a lover.

660
00:35:09,611 --> 00:35:11,596
That's true.

661
00:35:14,534 --> 00:35:15,934
Mr. Pi?

662
00:35:16,318 --> 00:35:17,318
This'll be good.

663
00:35:24,911 --> 00:35:27,262
You're not even close.

664
00:35:27,362 --> 00:35:30,399
You can't locate the
interior labial commissure

665
00:35:30,499 --> 00:35:31,700
from the backside.

666
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,369
Actually, it's the best way
to identify

667
00:35:34,469 --> 00:35:36,672
the interior labial commissure.

668
00:35:36,772 --> 00:35:40,175
In fact, you can identify
most of the female anatomy

669
00:35:40,275 --> 00:35:43,278
comfortably and effectively
from this position.

670
00:35:43,378 --> 00:35:45,714
It's been my experience
the best place to start

671
00:35:45,814 --> 00:35:48,317
is with the labia majora,

672
00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:51,787
drifting attention
towards the labia minora.

673
00:35:51,887 --> 00:35:54,890
Excuse me, some of us
are actually trying

674
00:35:54,990 --> 00:35:56,625
to learn something here.

675
00:35:56,725 --> 00:36:00,496
Shut it, princess.
We are learning.

676
00:36:00,596 --> 00:36:02,297
Yeah, Adam, don't stop, okay?

677
00:36:02,397 --> 00:36:04,633
Just keep going, going,
going, going.

678
00:36:04,733 --> 00:36:07,533
Mr. Pi, but...

679
00:36:08,270 --> 00:36:10,067
what can you tell us
about the male anatomy?

680
00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:14,743
Tons. Nobody's touched
his wiener more than he has.

681
00:36:18,914 --> 00:36:21,717
Pleasure is a two-way street
and knowledge is key, Mr. Payne.

682
00:36:21,817 --> 00:36:25,187
I can show you how to access
the seminal vesicles

683
00:36:25,287 --> 00:36:28,924
via the rectum without
upsetting the vas deferens.

684
00:36:29,024 --> 00:36:30,492
You cheeky monkey.

685
00:36:34,314 --> 00:36:36,632
I have to say,
I am impressed.

686
00:36:36,732 --> 00:36:39,209
Well, I mean, I could give you
some private lessons sometime.

687
00:36:39,309 --> 00:36:42,371
Maybe I'll
take you up on that.

688
00:36:42,471 --> 00:36:44,622
Yeah, totally.

689
00:36:46,826 --> 00:36:49,493
Okay, well,
I'll see you later?

690
00:36:53,299 --> 00:36:56,818
What are you doing?
It's your chance.

691
00:36:56,918 --> 00:36:58,453
No, it's not
the right time.

692
00:36:58,553 --> 00:37:01,790
- It's not the right time.
- Pussy.

693
00:37:01,890 --> 00:37:03,407
Hey, Darcie, wait up!

694
00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:09,298
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey.

695
00:37:09,398 --> 00:37:13,969
I was wondering if maybe
you wanted to go out sometime?

696
00:37:14,069 --> 00:37:17,706
Like, just as friends?

697
00:37:17,806 --> 00:37:22,411
Yeah. Yeah,
I would like that.

698
00:37:22,511 --> 00:37:24,762
I'll see you later.

699
00:37:29,769 --> 00:37:32,937
"Just as friends"?
Come on.

700
00:37:35,375 --> 00:37:37,626
Let's remember the important
part of the conversation.

701
00:37:37,726 --> 00:37:39,561
I have a date
with Darcie Williams.

702
00:37:39,661 --> 00:37:41,330
<i> My God.</i>

703
00:37:41,430 --> 00:37:43,228
<i> Do you know what</i>
<i> I've been thinking about?</i>

704
00:37:43,328 --> 00:37:44,806
What I'm gonna do
after high school.

705
00:37:44,906 --> 00:37:46,503
Am I gonna go to college?
I don't know.

706
00:37:46,603 --> 00:37:48,121
Am I gonna go to Europe
for two years

707
00:37:48,221 --> 00:37:49,538
and finally find myself?

708
00:37:49,638 --> 00:37:51,974
You know we're only doing this
for a month, right?

709
00:37:52,074 --> 00:37:54,743
Seriously, don't you feel
like this is our second shot

710
00:37:54,843 --> 00:37:56,721
at, "What do you want to be
when you grow up"?

711
00:37:56,821 --> 00:37:58,413
What do you want to be?

712
00:37:58,513 --> 00:38:00,549
I'm pretty sure that having
Jessica in high school

713
00:38:00,649 --> 00:38:02,584
dictated my path,
like, a long time ago.

714
00:38:02,684 --> 00:38:03,684
No, it didn't, okay?

715
00:38:03,783 --> 00:38:06,555
This is a second chance.

716
00:38:06,655 --> 00:38:08,690
Are you or are you not
going out with Pi tonight?

717
00:38:08,790 --> 00:38:11,393
My God, I haven't
been on a date in ages.

718
00:38:11,493 --> 00:38:12,995
I'm not even sure
what this is.

719
00:38:13,095 --> 00:38:15,831
My God, shut up.

720
00:38:15,931 --> 00:38:18,267
Shut the hell up.

721
00:38:18,367 --> 00:38:21,937
You and your post-pregancy
huge vagina need this, okay?

722
00:38:22,037 --> 00:38:24,406
Take this opportunity.

723
00:38:24,506 --> 00:38:25,674
Okay, I was full lying.

724
00:38:25,774 --> 00:38:27,309
Do you know if you do
enough kegels,

725
00:38:27,409 --> 00:38:29,646
your vagina can literally
play with itself, hands-free,

726
00:38:29,746 --> 00:38:31,104
like a Bluetooth
for your vagina?

727
00:38:31,204 --> 00:38:32,642
I've literally
been touching myself

728
00:38:32,742 --> 00:38:33,949
hands free
since I got here.

729
00:38:34,049 --> 00:38:36,485
No, I'm gonna orgasm
right now,

730
00:38:36,585 --> 00:38:39,054
in like two seconds.
My God.

731
00:38:39,154 --> 00:38:41,957
This is so awkward for you
but it's so good for me.

732
00:38:42,057 --> 00:38:44,293
My God, watch me.

733
00:38:44,393 --> 00:38:46,549
My God, watch my pants.
They're gonna get so wet.

734
00:38:46,649 --> 00:38:49,331
- No.
- Day drinking.

735
00:38:49,431 --> 00:38:51,300
- No. No.
- Perfect.

736
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,997
So it's safe to assume
you're too drunk

737
00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:54,803
to take me
to soccer tryouts?

738
00:38:54,903 --> 00:38:57,406
I've had
half a glass of wine.

739
00:38:57,506 --> 00:39:00,309
- You are so pathetic.
- My God, I'm gonna pass out.

740
00:39:00,409 --> 00:39:02,206
My God,
I'm thinking about you and Adam.

741
00:39:02,306 --> 00:39:05,843
No. No. Pi!

742
00:39:08,917 --> 00:39:10,352
My God.

743
00:39:10,452 --> 00:39:14,523
Whatever.
Trent's taking me anyways.

744
00:39:14,623 --> 00:39:16,491
I don't know what she said.

745
00:39:16,591 --> 00:39:19,027
But I'm gonna need
an extra pair of sweatpants.

746
00:39:19,127 --> 00:39:21,125
No, it'll do all of that,
but, I mean, basically,

747
00:39:21,225 --> 00:39:23,103
it's similar to what
you know, but it's also--

748
00:39:23,203 --> 00:39:24,203
Hey nerds!

749
00:39:26,652 --> 00:39:28,737
- What are you doing?
- Adam has a new prototype

750
00:39:28,837 --> 00:39:30,672
that will revolutionize
the smartphone.

751
00:39:30,772 --> 00:39:32,990
We're gonna test out
a few of the game apps.

752
00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:36,445
Can we see it?

753
00:39:36,545 --> 00:39:39,448
No, no, it's a prototype.

754
00:39:39,548 --> 00:39:40,816
I mean, these guys
had to sign

755
00:39:40,916 --> 00:39:42,651
non-disclosure agreements
to see it.

756
00:39:42,751 --> 00:39:44,969
Can I see it?

757
00:39:46,939 --> 00:39:48,890
Don't get me wrong,
I love Greg,

758
00:39:48,990 --> 00:39:51,267
and he's been my best friend
since I was four years old,

759
00:39:51,367 --> 00:39:53,528
but that giant stick
up his ass is so obvious,

760
00:39:53,628 --> 00:39:56,732
he's often mistaken
for a fudge-icle.

761
00:39:56,832 --> 00:40:00,418
Hey, dickhead.
Give me the phone.

762
00:40:02,422 --> 00:40:04,773
Y-you can't.
What if somebody sees it?

763
00:40:04,873 --> 00:40:07,376
Don't be such a pussy,
Shits-his-pantsky.

764
00:40:07,476 --> 00:40:09,760
Yeah, Shits-his-pantsky, heh.

765
00:40:13,699 --> 00:40:15,150
Seriously,
if this gets leaked--

766
00:40:15,250 --> 00:40:18,453
Seriously, don't worry about it.
Guys, give it a try.

767
00:40:18,553 --> 00:40:21,022
Whoo-hoo.
Lesbians.

768
00:40:23,258 --> 00:40:26,895
All right, what do I know?
I'm just Shits-his-pantsky.

769
00:40:30,065 --> 00:40:31,867
Play threesomes.

770
00:40:38,124 --> 00:40:39,124
Yeah.

771
00:40:41,676 --> 00:40:43,078
Nice.

772
00:40:47,782 --> 00:40:50,234
- Yeah.
- Ahem.

773
00:40:52,205 --> 00:40:54,589
Real mature.

774
00:40:54,689 --> 00:40:57,125
This is the life you
were missing 20 years ago?

775
00:40:57,225 --> 00:40:59,528
Erin-- Ms. Wegner,
what are you doing here?

776
00:40:59,628 --> 00:41:01,096
We got an anonymous call

777
00:41:01,196 --> 00:41:02,953
that our students
were smoking marijuana...

778
00:41:03,053 --> 00:41:04,065
It's medicinal.

779
00:41:04,165 --> 00:41:06,768
- ...on school property...
- Pfft.

780
00:41:06,868 --> 00:41:08,825
...and now I walk by
to see porn being projected

781
00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:10,839
on the high school wall.

782
00:41:10,939 --> 00:41:12,507
While you may be
high school students,

783
00:41:12,607 --> 00:41:14,109
you're still adults
in real life,

784
00:41:14,209 --> 00:41:17,145
and doing drugs and watching
porn at a place for children

785
00:41:17,245 --> 00:41:19,322
is still generally frowned
upon by most of society.

786
00:41:19,422 --> 00:41:21,783
What are you gonna do, Erin,
give us all detentions?

787
00:41:21,883 --> 00:41:24,553
Well, unfortunately,
protocol would be

788
00:41:24,653 --> 00:41:26,371
to contact the police
where, if convicted,

789
00:41:26,471 --> 00:41:29,458
you could face
some serious jail time.

790
00:41:29,558 --> 00:41:34,044
- Whatever, NARC.
- Projector, off.

791
00:41:35,948 --> 00:41:38,900
I am--
I am so sorry about that.

792
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,836
Can I ask why
you're doing this?

793
00:41:40,936 --> 00:41:43,413
Because if it's just to relive
some teenage hormonal fantasy,

794
00:41:43,513 --> 00:41:44,940
that's pretty pathetic.

795
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,777
I-- I just feel like
I missed out on high school.

796
00:41:48,877 --> 00:41:51,646
Adam, how many of your grad
class are billionaires?

797
00:41:51,746 --> 00:41:54,182
None. Unless you count me,
okay, then one.

798
00:41:54,282 --> 00:41:56,280
And how long have you
and Greg been best friends?

799
00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:57,919
My whole life.

800
00:41:58,019 --> 00:41:59,817
And you spend your days
doing what you love,

801
00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:02,123
- I presume, with him.
- Yeah, it's amazing.

802
00:42:02,223 --> 00:42:04,041
So, why are you
doing this again?

803
00:42:06,679 --> 00:42:09,798
Well, I hope
you find it this time,

804
00:42:09,898 --> 00:42:12,683
because those who ignore history
are doomed to repeat it.

805
00:42:15,922 --> 00:42:19,741
It's not just a dorky way
of saying come to class.

806
00:42:19,841 --> 00:42:21,191
See you Monday, Adam.

807
00:42:23,930 --> 00:42:25,847
Is it just me
or does anybody else

808
00:42:25,947 --> 00:42:30,051
hear Van Halen's
"Hot for Teacher" right now?

809
00:42:33,755 --> 00:42:35,657
Fast food at the point.

810
00:42:35,757 --> 00:42:37,626
Now this really does
feel like high school.

811
00:42:37,726 --> 00:42:39,326
Totally.

812
00:42:39,661 --> 00:42:41,530
Who am I kidding?
I have never been here.

813
00:42:41,630 --> 00:42:44,032
- Seriously?
- Yeah.

814
00:42:44,132 --> 00:42:48,236
I was here
every weekend in high school.

815
00:42:48,336 --> 00:42:51,922
Okay,
easy on the judgy eyes.

816
00:42:54,327 --> 00:42:58,162
I can't believe
I am here with you.

817
00:43:00,866 --> 00:43:04,920
You know, I think
I saw you on TV last year.

818
00:43:05,020 --> 00:43:08,089
You were having dinner
at the White House.

819
00:43:08,189 --> 00:43:10,158
That was not as cool.

820
00:43:10,258 --> 00:43:12,227
You're telling me
that you think it's cooler

821
00:43:12,327 --> 00:43:14,829
hanging out with me
here at the point

822
00:43:14,929 --> 00:43:17,632
than waltzing
with the First Lady.

823
00:43:17,732 --> 00:43:18,732
You're the prom queen.

824
00:43:18,831 --> 00:43:20,201
I don't think the First Lady

825
00:43:20,301 --> 00:43:22,671
can boast such an honor.

826
00:43:22,771 --> 00:43:24,873
I didn't even go
to our prom.

827
00:43:24,973 --> 00:43:28,677
You gave a whole entire village
in Africa clean water.

828
00:43:28,777 --> 00:43:32,614
Who cares about prom?

829
00:43:32,714 --> 00:43:34,683
Everything that seemed
important in high school,

830
00:43:34,783 --> 00:43:38,102
it just--
it doesn't matter anymore.

831
00:43:41,340 --> 00:43:42,706
You're right.

832
00:43:44,810 --> 00:43:48,646
But it does feel really nice
to be on a date again.

833
00:43:50,282 --> 00:43:52,367
Is that what we're doing?

834
00:43:52,467 --> 00:43:54,667
Well, yeah.

835
00:43:56,237 --> 00:43:57,437
Right?

836
00:44:16,409 --> 00:44:18,960
So, are we, like,
going out now, or...?

837
00:44:19,060 --> 00:44:22,446
I guess.

838
00:44:44,437 --> 00:44:47,322
You've put the "heaven"
in thirty "su-heaven."

839
00:44:47,422 --> 00:44:48,422
What are they doing here?

840
00:44:48,521 --> 00:44:49,521
Hey!

841
00:44:50,425 --> 00:44:53,328
I love your...

842
00:44:53,428 --> 00:44:54,828
Really?

843
00:44:54,996 --> 00:44:55,996
What?

844
00:45:03,422 --> 00:45:06,457
<i> It's a blast from the past.</i>

845
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,096
No!

846
00:45:28,196 --> 00:45:31,196
No! No!

847
00:45:38,758 --> 00:45:39,758
Yes!

848
00:45:40,074 --> 00:45:41,074
Whoo!

849
00:45:50,202 --> 00:45:52,160
Where are you going,
Shits-his-pantsky?

850
00:45:52,260 --> 00:45:55,190
Shit your pants again?

851
00:45:55,290 --> 00:45:58,059
Hey, hey, hey.

852
00:45:58,159 --> 00:45:59,427
Where are you going?

853
00:45:59,527 --> 00:46:01,229
Hotel,
put some work in.

854
00:46:01,329 --> 00:46:02,731
You're ditching?

855
00:46:02,831 --> 00:46:04,348
Well, yeah, I got
a text this morning

856
00:46:04,448 --> 00:46:06,445
that someone leaked photos
of the prototype phone

857
00:46:06,545 --> 00:46:09,070
that you were showing off
the other day, so...

858
00:46:09,170 --> 00:46:12,107
- Is it serious?
- I don't know yet.

859
00:46:12,207 --> 00:46:13,885
Come on, man, there's
already been, like,

860
00:46:13,985 --> 00:46:15,463
a kajillion rumors
about this thing.

861
00:46:15,563 --> 00:46:16,745
A, "kajillion" isn't a word,

862
00:46:16,845 --> 00:46:18,283
and, B, this is
getting ridiculous.

863
00:46:18,383 --> 00:46:20,148
- I'm done.
- You can't quit.

864
00:46:20,248 --> 00:46:21,783
You don't get the money
if you quit.

865
00:46:21,883 --> 00:46:23,841
Are you seriously being
an ass monkey right now?

866
00:46:23,941 --> 00:46:25,299
You think I care
about the money?

867
00:46:25,399 --> 00:46:26,637
Okay--
I didn't mean it, okay?

868
00:46:26,737 --> 00:46:28,893
I promise, I'll take care
of everything I screwed up.

869
00:46:28,993 --> 00:46:30,510
You shouldn't be
cleaning up my mess.

870
00:46:30,610 --> 00:46:32,227
I just-- I really
need you tonight.

871
00:46:32,327 --> 00:46:33,895
You got enough new friends.

872
00:46:33,995 --> 00:46:35,712
I'm sure they can help you
with whatever--

873
00:46:35,812 --> 00:46:37,766
No, no, no, no.
I need you, okay?

874
00:46:37,866 --> 00:46:39,344
We've been invited
to the car rally.

875
00:46:39,444 --> 00:46:41,503
We hate car rallies.

876
00:46:41,603 --> 00:46:44,339
No, we hated car rallies
'cause we were never invited.

877
00:46:44,439 --> 00:46:47,509
Well, we've been invited now,
so they're cool.

878
00:46:47,609 --> 00:46:49,277
We're cool.

879
00:46:49,377 --> 00:46:51,212
You know, you sound
like an idiot.

880
00:46:51,312 --> 00:46:53,481
You're arguably
the smartest man on the planet,

881
00:46:53,581 --> 00:46:56,184
and you're starting to talk
like a 14-year-old girl.

882
00:46:56,284 --> 00:46:57,684
Nuh.

883
00:46:59,153 --> 00:47:01,556
Look, you know you're
my best friend, right?

884
00:47:01,656 --> 00:47:04,159
Okay, I can't do this
without you.

885
00:47:04,259 --> 00:47:05,509
You know
that's true, right?

886
00:47:13,986 --> 00:47:15,586
Come on.

887
00:47:17,590 --> 00:47:18,590
Hey!

888
00:47:20,441 --> 00:47:22,410
You can be my wingman
anytime.

889
00:47:22,510 --> 00:47:25,095
Bullshit.
You can be mine.

890
00:47:30,903 --> 00:47:32,821
He'd be my wingman, right?

891
00:47:32,921 --> 00:47:34,422
He'd be-- yeah,
he'd be my wingman.

892
00:47:38,660 --> 00:47:40,895
- What are you doing, man?
- Stretching.

893
00:47:40,995 --> 00:47:43,464
Yeah, you should do it, too.
You'll regret it if you don't.

894
00:47:43,564 --> 00:47:45,366
You look gay.

895
00:47:45,466 --> 00:47:47,135
Dude, you can't make
that joke anymore.

896
00:47:47,235 --> 00:47:48,837
Yeah, that's true.
Everyone's

897
00:47:48,937 --> 00:47:50,614
a little gay nowadays.
Don't be ignorant.

898
00:47:50,714 --> 00:47:52,040
Do you guys know
how hard it is

899
00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:53,898
to parent someone
in the same grade as you?

900
00:47:53,998 --> 00:47:55,676
Can one of you guys
help me with my life?

901
00:47:55,776 --> 00:47:57,111
What's this for?

902
00:47:57,211 --> 00:47:58,513
- I'm auditioning for--
- Porn.

903
00:47:58,613 --> 00:48:00,582
Not for porn, for a play.

904
00:48:00,682 --> 00:48:03,084
I mean, she hasn't called,
she hasn't e-mailed.

905
00:48:03,184 --> 00:48:04,552
She hasn't even texted.

906
00:48:04,652 --> 00:48:06,370
Why are you freaking out?
Aren't you ready

907
00:48:06,470 --> 00:48:07,470
for a little you time?

908
00:48:07,569 --> 00:48:09,591
I don't know.
I just didn't think me time

909
00:48:09,691 --> 00:48:13,328
- would feel this lonely.
- Thanks a lot.

910
00:48:13,428 --> 00:48:16,164
Okay, come on.
You know what I mean.

911
00:48:16,264 --> 00:48:18,566
I think you need to act
a little less lonely.

912
00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:20,001
Try working on it.

913
00:48:20,101 --> 00:48:22,871
Seriously, can you put
Mom Darcie to bed

914
00:48:22,971 --> 00:48:25,640
and bring out fun Darcie
for a little while?

915
00:48:25,740 --> 00:48:28,309
- Like, please?
- Please?

916
00:48:28,409 --> 00:48:29,978
Pretty, pretty,
pretty, pretty please?

917
00:48:30,078 --> 00:48:31,446
Okay, fine.
Beer me.

918
00:48:31,546 --> 00:48:33,214
- Yes.
- Yes!

919
00:48:33,314 --> 00:48:35,450
- Yo, yo, yo, Pi.
- Yeah?

920
00:48:35,550 --> 00:48:37,634
- You're with us, yeah?
- Yeah.

921
00:48:41,941 --> 00:48:42,941
Okay.

922
00:48:44,125 --> 00:48:45,125
Yeah.

923
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,562
Listen up, everyone!

924
00:48:47,662 --> 00:48:49,631
You know how this goes.

925
00:48:49,731 --> 00:48:51,599
Sarah's got the lists.

926
00:48:51,699 --> 00:48:55,103
Steve Probyn's parents
are gone for the weekend,

927
00:48:55,203 --> 00:49:00,675
so he has graciously
let us use his place

928
00:49:00,775 --> 00:49:04,112
for the final tally
and party.

929
00:49:07,415 --> 00:49:10,084
Just like old times, people.

930
00:49:10,184 --> 00:49:11,686
On your mark...

931
00:49:11,786 --> 00:49:13,786
get set...

932
00:49:15,690 --> 00:49:16,690
go!

933
00:49:32,794 --> 00:49:34,108
You've got this.
Yes, you do.

934
00:49:34,208 --> 00:49:35,343
You can do this.

935
00:49:35,443 --> 00:49:38,646
Close enough.

936
00:49:43,451 --> 00:49:45,248
Hey, Steve, you know
that's not on the list.

937
00:49:45,348 --> 00:49:46,348
I know.

938
00:49:46,447 --> 00:49:47,645
I think this is
my dad's car.

939
00:49:47,745 --> 00:49:49,090
Fuck him!

940
00:49:55,196 --> 00:49:57,598
- This is a bad idea.
- Shut up, Greg.

941
00:49:57,698 --> 00:49:59,467
Don't be such
a little bitch.

942
00:49:59,567 --> 00:50:00,725
What if the owner comes back?

943
00:50:00,825 --> 00:50:02,704
They're not gonna
come back.

944
00:50:02,804 --> 00:50:05,039
- Okay, run, Greg.
- Why?

945
00:50:19,187 --> 00:50:21,022
Thanks, Greg!

946
00:50:28,164 --> 00:50:29,164
God damn, dude.

947
00:50:29,263 --> 00:50:31,199
That's right.

948
00:50:40,646 --> 00:50:42,510
What's he taste like?

949
00:50:44,779 --> 00:50:47,448
She, what does she--?

950
00:50:47,548 --> 00:50:49,684
Did you just panty raid
your own mom?

951
00:50:53,209 --> 00:50:54,209
Shh.

952
00:50:56,757 --> 00:50:58,192
Hey, what the--?

953
00:50:58,292 --> 00:51:00,628
- What happened to your shirt?
- Lost it.

954
00:51:00,728 --> 00:51:02,363
- How?
- I don't know.

955
00:51:04,499 --> 00:51:06,734
Hey!
Aren't you a fuckin' cop?

956
00:51:17,145 --> 00:51:19,247
What's up, Platoon?

957
00:51:21,382 --> 00:51:22,717
I didn't know
how funny you are.

958
00:51:22,817 --> 00:51:24,152
Me, too.
You killed it tonight.

959
00:51:24,252 --> 00:51:25,530
Anytime I need
a copilot-- hey.

960
00:51:25,630 --> 00:51:29,157
That's what
I'm gonna call you.

961
00:51:29,257 --> 00:51:30,591
Anita Copilot.

962
00:51:30,691 --> 00:51:35,091
Totally.

963
00:51:35,329 --> 00:51:38,566
Sarah, do you have
the final tally?

964
00:51:40,368 --> 00:51:43,071
Well, I have the most
activities checked.

965
00:51:43,171 --> 00:51:45,522
Did you count
my bonus points?

966
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:51,646
- For teabagging a minor?
- Yes.

967
00:51:51,746 --> 00:51:53,346
Yes?

968
00:51:56,217 --> 00:51:58,419
You wrote in
your own bonus points.

969
00:51:58,519 --> 00:52:00,154
That doesn't count.

970
00:52:00,254 --> 00:52:02,723
- Give it to him!
- Give it to him.

971
00:52:02,823 --> 00:52:06,527
The people have spoken.

972
00:52:06,627 --> 00:52:10,398
Hey, I'd like to make a toast.

973
00:52:10,498 --> 00:52:12,534
And I wasn't sure how
this whole high school thing

974
00:52:12,634 --> 00:52:19,574
was gonna go, but the last
few weeks have been amazing.

975
00:52:19,674 --> 00:52:22,510
So, let's raise a glass

976
00:52:22,610 --> 00:52:24,812
to the guy who
made it all possible,

977
00:52:24,912 --> 00:52:29,250
the man with a plan,
the coolest guy in school.

978
00:52:29,350 --> 00:52:32,302
To Adam.

979
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:37,941
Adam! Adam!

980
00:52:40,612 --> 00:52:42,563
So, tell me.
How does it feel

981
00:52:42,663 --> 00:52:45,533
to be the most popular
guy in school?

982
00:52:45,633 --> 00:52:49,570
I always thought
that was so sexy.

983
00:53:01,567 --> 00:53:02,717
Mom?

984
00:53:02,817 --> 00:53:04,935
My God, ew!

985
00:53:07,406 --> 00:53:08,856
What are you doing here?

986
00:53:08,956 --> 00:53:11,073
I thought you weren't my mother
for an entire month.

987
00:53:11,173 --> 00:53:12,393
That is not what I said.

988
00:53:12,493 --> 00:53:13,891
Does your father
know you're here?

989
00:53:13,991 --> 00:53:15,563
God, you are so humiliating.

990
00:53:15,663 --> 00:53:17,431
Jessica, get back here.

991
00:53:17,531 --> 00:53:18,733
Whatever, slut.

992
00:53:18,833 --> 00:53:20,268
Beer, Mr. Jackson?

993
00:53:20,368 --> 00:53:22,670
No, tonight it's Trevor.

994
00:53:22,770 --> 00:53:23,905
Whatever, Trevor.

995
00:53:24,005 --> 00:53:25,642
Hey, Shawn, is it weird
to be at a party

996
00:53:25,742 --> 00:53:27,620
with your older brother
and your older sister?

997
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:28,720
Whatever.

998
00:53:28,819 --> 00:53:30,895
Yeah, bet you guys do
all kinds of things together.

999
00:53:30,995 --> 00:53:32,313
Shut up, dick.

1000
00:53:32,413 --> 00:53:34,091
Thought you told my mom
you were studying

1001
00:53:34,191 --> 00:53:35,309
at a friend's house tonight.

1002
00:53:35,409 --> 00:53:36,607
I am.
This is my buddy Steve,

1003
00:53:36,707 --> 00:53:37,825
and tonight, we're studying.

1004
00:53:37,925 --> 00:53:39,763
First class-- alcohol
and the female anatomy.

1005
00:53:39,863 --> 00:53:41,689
Spoiler alert,
the answer is vagina.

1006
00:53:43,924 --> 00:53:45,459
What are you doing?

1007
00:53:45,559 --> 00:53:47,261
I told Mom I'd text her
if I saw you.

1008
00:53:47,361 --> 00:53:48,878
What was that answer
again, "Vagina?"

1009
00:53:48,978 --> 00:53:50,665
- Vagina.
- Whatever you see tonight,

1010
00:53:50,765 --> 00:53:52,967
you didn't see.
Get it?

1011
00:53:53,067 --> 00:53:57,371
If those are
the rules, Trevor,

1012
00:53:57,471 --> 00:54:02,343
you want a toke
of some sweet bud?

1013
00:54:02,443 --> 00:54:04,312
Abso-fuckin'-lutely.

1014
00:54:04,412 --> 00:54:06,948
Whoo, let's
tear it up, fuckers!

1015
00:54:12,404 --> 00:54:15,005
- Hey.
- Hey.

1016
00:54:18,910 --> 00:54:21,729
Did I use too much tongue?

1017
00:54:21,829 --> 00:54:25,566
No, gosh, you were--
you were fine.

1018
00:54:25,666 --> 00:54:27,350
I mean, you were--
you were great.

1019
00:54:28,820 --> 00:54:30,020
May I?

1020
00:54:34,026 --> 00:54:37,678
You all right?

1021
00:54:37,778 --> 00:54:39,947
Yeah, I'm fine.

1022
00:54:40,047 --> 00:54:41,716
Thank you for all of this.

1023
00:54:41,816 --> 00:54:44,452
Yeah, you look like you're
having the time of your life.

1024
00:54:44,552 --> 00:54:47,688
No, I mean it.
Thank you.

1025
00:54:47,788 --> 00:54:51,325
I've spent the last 20 years
looking back at these days

1026
00:54:51,425 --> 00:54:54,629
and just remembering
how amazing they were.

1027
00:54:54,729 --> 00:54:57,298
Something tells me
those aren't tears of joy

1028
00:54:57,398 --> 00:54:58,933
coming out of your face
right now.

1029
00:54:59,033 --> 00:55:00,550
Yeah, well, I did just
get reamed out

1030
00:55:00,650 --> 00:55:02,470
by my teenage daughter
at a house party

1031
00:55:02,570 --> 00:55:04,272
for acting like a slut.

1032
00:55:04,372 --> 00:55:06,941
- Ouch.
- Right?

1033
00:55:07,041 --> 00:55:08,476
She does
have a point, though.

1034
00:55:08,576 --> 00:55:13,547
I have been super
self-absorbed lately.

1035
00:55:13,647 --> 00:55:15,416
I think you're cool.

1036
00:55:15,516 --> 00:55:16,984
I mean,
you know that, right?

1037
00:55:17,084 --> 00:55:19,487
I'm always gonna
think you're cool.

1038
00:55:19,587 --> 00:55:20,587
Duh.

1039
00:55:22,841 --> 00:55:25,593
Hey, I know that
you and I have maybe

1040
00:55:25,693 --> 00:55:26,891
sorta started
something here,

1041
00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:30,398
but I really think
I've gotta pull back

1042
00:55:30,498 --> 00:55:33,701
and focus more
on my daughter.

1043
00:55:33,801 --> 00:55:35,678
After all, it is her
last year of high school,

1044
00:55:35,778 --> 00:55:37,696
and you and I both know
that isn't always easy.

1045
00:55:37,796 --> 00:55:39,905
Yeah...

1046
00:55:41,442 --> 00:55:44,445
thanks for letting a nerd
date the coolest girl in school.

1047
00:55:44,545 --> 00:55:47,048
Thanks for letting a single mom

1048
00:55:47,148 --> 00:55:48,783
date a famous billionaire.

1049
00:55:52,604 --> 00:55:55,990
Break up on three?

1050
00:55:56,090 --> 00:55:58,875
One, two, three.

1051
00:56:00,946 --> 00:56:02,863
I know it's not always
cool in high school

1052
00:56:02,963 --> 00:56:04,600
to be, you know,
friends with your ex...

1053
00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:09,003
I'm really glad
we got to know each other.

1054
00:56:09,103 --> 00:56:10,503
Thanks.

1055
00:56:11,839 --> 00:56:16,444
Okay, if I'm gonna focus
on being a better role model,

1056
00:56:16,544 --> 00:56:18,679
we should probably
get out of the bedroom.

1057
00:56:18,779 --> 00:56:20,548
Everyone knows,
at high school parties,

1058
00:56:20,648 --> 00:56:22,925
you only go to the bedroom
if you're trying to get laid.

1059
00:56:23,025 --> 00:56:24,423
Were we gonna have sex?

1060
00:56:24,523 --> 00:56:25,886
I don't--

1061
00:56:25,986 --> 00:56:28,756
- Jessica!
- My God.

1062
00:56:28,856 --> 00:56:31,092
Who is this? I thought
you were dating Trent.

1063
00:56:31,192 --> 00:56:33,928
This is Shawn, my friend.

1064
00:56:34,028 --> 00:56:35,496
Unlike you, I don't
feel the need

1065
00:56:35,596 --> 00:56:37,698
to make out with every
guy in high school.

1066
00:56:37,798 --> 00:56:39,734
I always thought this was
boyfriend material.

1067
00:56:39,834 --> 00:56:41,535
Your "friend"?

1068
00:56:41,635 --> 00:56:43,672
Is that why you're sneaking
into an empty bedroom?

1069
00:56:43,772 --> 00:56:45,050
What were you gonna
do in here?

1070
00:56:45,150 --> 00:56:46,907
What am I doing?
What are you doing?

1071
00:56:47,007 --> 00:56:48,609
Are you guys having sex?

1072
00:56:48,709 --> 00:56:52,113
- Ew, no.
- I'm not sure I'd use "ew."

1073
00:56:52,213 --> 00:56:53,714
Are you having sex?

1074
00:56:53,814 --> 00:56:55,916
Is that why
you two came in here?

1075
00:56:56,016 --> 00:56:58,552
Is this how you're planning
on losing your virginity?

1076
00:56:58,652 --> 00:57:03,157
Wait, you're still a virgin?
Sweet!

1077
00:57:03,257 --> 00:57:07,061
You two clearly have a lot of
shit to talk about, so...

1078
00:57:07,161 --> 00:57:09,430
Yeah, I think he's right.

1079
00:57:09,530 --> 00:57:11,699
Not about the virginity
thing, just...

1080
00:57:13,601 --> 00:57:16,719
...you guys clearly have
to figure out this between you.

1081
00:57:22,994 --> 00:57:25,646
We all know the rules?

1082
00:57:25,746 --> 00:57:28,716
- Look at that.
- No.

1083
00:57:28,816 --> 00:57:30,818
And-- and.

1084
00:57:30,918 --> 00:57:32,168
It wants to go there.

1085
00:57:35,574 --> 00:57:38,058
Are you guys
having a good time?

1086
00:57:38,158 --> 00:57:40,895
Why didn't we ever
get drunk in high school?

1087
00:57:40,995 --> 00:57:42,830
This is awesome.

1088
00:57:42,930 --> 00:57:46,033
I lost my shirt in the car.

1089
00:57:46,133 --> 00:57:47,601
Never mind, you know what?

1090
00:57:47,701 --> 00:57:49,837
I'm gonna get you
your shirt, okay?

1091
00:57:49,937 --> 00:57:50,937
Sweet.

1092
00:57:55,193 --> 00:57:57,193
Hey-- hey.

1093
00:57:57,912 --> 00:57:59,613
Hey, what are you guys
doing here?

1094
00:57:59,713 --> 00:58:01,649
Steve invited us.

1095
00:58:01,749 --> 00:58:03,584
Steve, did you invite
the teachers?

1096
00:58:03,684 --> 00:58:04,684
What?

1097
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,438
- We should go.
- No, no, no, no, no.

1098
00:58:07,538 --> 00:58:08,656
I am glad you guys are here.

1099
00:58:08,756 --> 00:58:10,074
Let me get
you guys a drink.

1100
00:58:10,174 --> 00:58:12,726
Erin, you made it!

1101
00:58:12,826 --> 00:58:14,895
Steve, Erin is one
of our teachers.

1102
00:58:14,995 --> 00:58:16,664
Fuck off, what?

1103
00:58:16,764 --> 00:58:19,667
There is no way.
I would've remembered you.

1104
00:58:19,767 --> 00:58:21,635
What were you, like,
seven years old?

1105
00:58:21,735 --> 00:58:23,938
What? Look at her.

1106
00:58:24,038 --> 00:58:27,141
Look, I promised the girls
a soda, okay?

1107
00:58:27,241 --> 00:58:29,710
I'll see you around.

1108
00:58:29,810 --> 00:58:31,610
Hey. Hey.

1109
00:58:33,781 --> 00:58:35,649
You're here.

1110
00:58:35,749 --> 00:58:39,253
No.
What the fuck is this?

1111
00:58:39,353 --> 00:58:41,522
You love it.

1112
00:58:41,622 --> 00:58:43,090
- No, I don't.
- You love it.

1113
00:58:43,190 --> 00:58:45,493
- I told you I don't. I don't.
- You love it.

1114
00:58:45,593 --> 00:58:47,977
I--

1115
00:58:50,749 --> 00:58:52,733
I knew
I shouldn't have come here.

1116
00:58:54,868 --> 00:58:57,668
- Hey.
- Hey.

1117
00:58:57,805 --> 00:59:00,508
- I can explain.
- Relax, I get it. House party.

1118
00:59:00,608 --> 00:59:02,576
All part of your big do-over.

1119
00:59:02,676 --> 00:59:03,944
How's it going, anyway?

1120
00:59:04,044 --> 00:59:05,946
Pretty good.

1121
00:59:06,046 --> 00:59:07,924
When you have enough money
to rewrite history,

1122
00:59:08,024 --> 00:59:09,942
- what does that look like?
- What do you mean?

1123
00:59:10,042 --> 00:59:11,759
- I mean, are you cool now?
- Pretty much.

1124
00:59:11,859 --> 00:59:13,337
- Invited to all the parties?
- Yep.

1125
00:59:13,437 --> 00:59:16,090
- And everyone knows your name?
- Yeah.

1126
00:59:16,190 --> 00:59:19,660
Sometimes they even chant it.
Adam, Adam, Adam.

1127
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,437
Did you make out
with all the hot chicks?

1128
00:59:21,537 --> 00:59:24,698
Well, I kinda just kissed
the hottest girl in the school,

1129
00:59:24,798 --> 00:59:26,667
or she kissed me,
I don't know.

1130
00:59:26,767 --> 00:59:29,069
It just felt so natural
I didn't--

1131
00:59:29,169 --> 00:59:31,805
That's not gonna work

1132
00:59:31,905 --> 00:59:34,575
'cause, um, we just
want different things.

1133
00:59:34,675 --> 00:59:36,277
We're better off as friends.

1134
00:59:36,377 --> 00:59:38,175
I don't understand
why you're trying so hard

1135
00:59:38,275 --> 00:59:40,114
not to be yourself.

1136
00:59:40,214 --> 00:59:43,183
A nerd? You think
it's cool to be a nerd?

1137
00:59:43,283 --> 00:59:45,152
I'm a nerd.

1138
00:59:45,252 --> 00:59:48,055
There's no way you have
ever been a nerd.

1139
00:59:48,155 --> 00:59:51,191
Why can you only "ran" through
a campsite, but never "run"?

1140
00:59:51,291 --> 00:59:53,260
Because it's past tents.

1141
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:56,230
Okay, well, okay.
Shit, you are a nerd.

1142
00:59:56,330 --> 01:00:00,568
Okay, maybe nerds
and popular people

1143
01:00:00,668 --> 01:00:02,146
just aren't
supposed to be together.

1144
01:00:02,246 --> 01:00:04,705
Maybe she just didn't like
the way you kiss.

1145
01:00:04,805 --> 01:00:06,605
What? No.

1146
01:00:07,074 --> 01:00:08,809
The movie
<i> Revenge of the Nerds</i>?

1147
01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:10,844
Nerds are great kissers.

1148
01:00:10,944 --> 01:00:13,647
When he wears
the Darth Vader mask.

1149
01:00:13,747 --> 01:00:16,116
- What?
- I don't think I've ever seen

1150
01:00:16,216 --> 01:00:17,718
<i> Revenge of the Nerds</i>.

1151
01:00:25,043 --> 01:00:27,161
I know who Darth Vader is.

1152
01:00:27,261 --> 01:00:29,457
That doesn't help me remember
a movie I've never seen.

1153
01:00:29,557 --> 01:00:30,995
Okay, and you
call yourself a nerd.

1154
01:00:31,095 --> 01:00:32,853
And you call yourself
an incredible kisser.

1155
01:00:32,953 --> 01:00:33,953
I am.

1156
01:00:34,068 --> 01:00:36,604
- Really?
- Absolutely.

1157
01:00:36,704 --> 01:00:37,954
Prove it.

1158
01:00:42,193 --> 01:00:43,978
My God.
Not on me, weirdo.

1159
01:00:44,078 --> 01:00:45,813
Okay, I misread that.

1160
01:00:45,913 --> 01:00:49,617
Yeah.

1161
01:00:55,140 --> 01:00:58,092
Move. Please move.

1162
01:00:58,192 --> 01:00:59,192
Move.

1163
01:01:01,179 --> 01:01:03,664
Honey, let's go.

1164
01:01:03,764 --> 01:01:05,402
It's time to go, come on.
Let's go home.

1165
01:01:05,502 --> 01:01:06,834
Let's go. Get up now.

1166
01:01:06,934 --> 01:01:08,736
Settle down.

1167
01:01:08,836 --> 01:01:10,237
What's happening here?

1168
01:01:10,337 --> 01:01:12,206
- Mind your own business.
- Easy, now.

1169
01:01:12,306 --> 01:01:14,141
I said mind your
own busi--

1170
01:01:14,241 --> 01:01:15,519
Fight! Fight! Fight!

1171
01:01:15,619 --> 01:01:17,811
- Relax!
- Stop it!

1172
01:01:27,005 --> 01:01:29,205
Move, move!

1173
01:01:31,959 --> 01:01:33,761
Yes.

1174
01:01:33,861 --> 01:01:36,664
My God.

1175
01:01:36,764 --> 01:01:39,233
Dude, is that
your brother and sister?

1176
01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:41,435
That is disgusting. Ew.

1177
01:01:41,535 --> 01:01:43,070
God.

1178
01:01:43,170 --> 01:01:46,155
- Shawn, wait.
- What the hell?

1179
01:01:51,044 --> 01:01:53,047
What happened
to the music, bitches?

1180
01:02:06,211 --> 01:02:09,229
Where have you been? You're
missing one hell of a party.

1181
01:02:09,329 --> 01:02:12,399
Are you kidding me right now?

1182
01:02:12,499 --> 01:02:15,202
You've been here
the whole time, partying?

1183
01:02:15,302 --> 01:02:18,238
You didn't, for one second,
just stop to think,

1184
01:02:18,338 --> 01:02:20,176
"Where's Greg?
I wonder where Greg might be."

1185
01:02:20,276 --> 01:02:23,010
Not for one second?
You didn't think that at all?

1186
01:02:23,110 --> 01:02:25,495
Why are you being
such a dick?

1187
01:02:32,820 --> 01:02:35,104
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

1188
01:02:43,964 --> 01:02:47,000
The return
of Shits-his-pantsky.

1189
01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:50,504
- That's so gross.
- Ew.

1190
01:02:50,604 --> 01:02:53,523
My God.

1191
01:02:57,395 --> 01:02:59,012
Fuckin' Pi.

1192
01:02:59,112 --> 01:03:02,449
It's a nice lineup
we got back here.

1193
01:03:02,549 --> 01:03:04,985
- How are you enjoying school?
- You wanna make out?

1194
01:03:05,085 --> 01:03:07,154
I'm actually really enjoying it.

1195
01:03:07,254 --> 01:03:09,052
I'm finding it interesting
this time around.

1196
01:03:09,152 --> 01:03:11,349
I'm finding you
interesting this time around.

1197
01:03:11,449 --> 01:03:12,449
What's my first name?

1198
01:03:12,548 --> 01:03:14,027
Parking Ticket.

1199
01:03:14,127 --> 01:03:16,430
'Cause you got fine
written all over you.

1200
01:03:16,530 --> 01:03:19,366
You're drunk.
It's not gonna happen, sorry.

1201
01:03:19,466 --> 01:03:22,136
Your loss. Girls like you
are a dime a dozen.

1202
01:03:22,236 --> 01:03:24,392
You know, they'll pretend
like you got all dressed up

1203
01:03:24,492 --> 01:03:27,890
to come here, be witty, and talk
about Middle East politics.

1204
01:03:34,065 --> 01:03:36,850
Are we gonna fuck or what?

1205
01:03:36,950 --> 01:03:38,301
You're not mad, are ya?

1206
01:03:42,073 --> 01:03:43,090
Shit.

1207
01:03:43,190 --> 01:03:47,060
Fuck. Fuck, mother-- go away.

1208
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:50,330
Motherfucker. Fucking idiot.

1209
01:03:50,430 --> 01:03:53,801
- Fuck!
- Greg, it's me. Let me in.

1210
01:03:53,901 --> 01:03:56,570
I said go away!

1211
01:03:56,670 --> 01:03:58,138
Just walk in.

1212
01:03:58,238 --> 01:04:00,474
My parents took the locks off
when I was 13.

1213
01:04:00,574 --> 01:04:02,543
I was jerking off too much.

1214
01:04:02,643 --> 01:04:04,311
They thought it'd stop me.

1215
01:04:04,411 --> 01:04:05,628
It didn't.

1216
01:04:07,465 --> 01:04:09,465
Holy shit!

1217
01:04:09,950 --> 01:04:12,452
Nice wiener.
Holy shit!

1218
01:04:12,552 --> 01:04:14,388
Is that shit in your pants?

1219
01:04:14,488 --> 01:04:16,046
Fuck, Probyn,
get the fuck out!

1220
01:04:16,146 --> 01:04:17,825
Did Adam do this?

1221
01:04:17,925 --> 01:04:20,494
Get out!

1222
01:04:20,594 --> 01:04:22,162
He said he's gonna
need a minute.

1223
01:04:30,288 --> 01:04:32,539
- Greg.
- Look, let me go.

1224
01:04:32,639 --> 01:04:34,508
Where are you going,
Shit's-his-pansky?

1225
01:04:34,608 --> 01:04:36,276
I know you've had
a rough night, okay?

1226
01:04:36,376 --> 01:04:37,377
And I'm sorry.

1227
01:04:37,477 --> 01:04:39,112
You made me shit my pants.

1228
01:04:39,212 --> 01:04:42,082
How could I make you
shit your pants?

1229
01:04:42,182 --> 01:04:43,984
You know what?
It doesn't matter, I mean...

1230
01:04:44,084 --> 01:04:46,086
Fuck tonight.
It's not even about tonight.

1231
01:04:46,186 --> 01:04:49,389
This whole high school do-over,
it's been shit.

1232
01:04:49,489 --> 01:04:51,191
Some of it's been cool.

1233
01:04:51,291 --> 01:04:52,993
No, it hasn't been cool.

1234
01:04:53,093 --> 01:04:54,651
You're not cool.
You'll never be cool.

1235
01:04:54,751 --> 01:04:58,165
It's a joke.
You're a joke.

1236
01:04:58,265 --> 01:05:01,034
Hey, I thought we were
having a party.

1237
01:05:01,134 --> 01:05:03,403
Who wants to light off
some homemade fireworks?

1238
01:05:03,503 --> 01:05:04,605
- Fuck!
- Clear out!

1239
01:05:13,431 --> 01:05:15,588
Will someone tell me
why those kids weren't arrested?

1240
01:05:15,688 --> 01:05:18,452
Because they're kids
and we're adults, dumbass.

1241
01:05:18,552 --> 01:05:21,488
Legally, we're 17 this month.

1242
01:05:21,588 --> 01:05:24,258
You know that we're just
reliving 17, right?

1243
01:05:24,358 --> 01:05:27,060
We didn't actually turn 17.

1244
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:30,631
Don't blame each other.
It's his fault.

1245
01:05:30,731 --> 01:05:35,502
Yeah, my life was going fine
until you pulled this stunt.

1246
01:05:35,602 --> 01:05:39,072
You offered us one year's
salary for one month.

1247
01:05:39,172 --> 01:05:42,242
Of course we said yes.
We're here for the money.

1248
01:05:42,342 --> 01:05:44,344
Come on, you guys.
We've been having a good time.

1249
01:05:44,444 --> 01:05:47,581
This is our chance
to make high school awesome.

1250
01:05:47,681 --> 01:05:49,650
You're the only one
that needed a do-over.

1251
01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:52,352
For the rest of us, high school
was pretty fucking awesome.

1252
01:05:52,452 --> 01:05:56,223
Partying, fucking,
and getting wasted.

1253
01:05:56,323 --> 01:05:58,358
You're the only one
that had to buy

1254
01:05:58,458 --> 01:06:00,494
a cool high school experience.

1255
01:06:00,594 --> 01:06:02,994
I call fail.

1256
01:06:04,765 --> 01:06:05,765
Nerd.

1257
01:06:10,989 --> 01:06:12,973
What a piece of shit.

1258
01:06:13,073 --> 01:06:16,243
We're still gonna vote
on valedictorian, though, right?

1259
01:06:17,711 --> 01:06:19,428
All right, dick heads,
let's go, let's go.

1260
01:06:21,199 --> 01:06:22,199
Hey.

1261
01:06:23,316 --> 01:06:25,652
You left
your phone at home.

1262
01:06:25,752 --> 01:06:27,988
Someone named Darcie
messaged you.

1263
01:06:28,088 --> 01:06:31,425
She said, "Stop asking,
it's not going to happen."

1264
01:06:31,525 --> 01:06:34,494
But Claire said
that she's "down syndrome."

1265
01:06:34,594 --> 01:06:38,265
I assume that's an autocorrect.

1266
01:06:38,365 --> 01:06:39,533
I untied Tyler,
by the way.

1267
01:06:39,633 --> 01:06:42,102
I found him crying
in the back yard.

1268
01:06:42,202 --> 01:06:43,202
Shit.

1269
01:06:43,837 --> 01:06:45,439
I knew we forgot something.

1270
01:06:45,539 --> 01:06:47,607
It was a joke.

1271
01:06:47,707 --> 01:06:50,177
I was gonna untie him later.

1272
01:06:50,277 --> 01:06:52,479
But you didn't.

1273
01:06:52,579 --> 01:06:55,048
I also received a video from Dan

1274
01:06:55,148 --> 01:06:57,317
that was very eye-opening.

1275
01:06:57,417 --> 01:07:00,536
The rest of your stuff
is in the front yard.

1276
01:07:02,306 --> 01:07:05,174
W-wait. What video?

1277
01:07:09,213 --> 01:07:10,546
Thanks for the time, Warden.

1278
01:07:14,152 --> 01:07:15,602
We are disappointed in you.

1279
01:07:15,702 --> 01:07:17,170
Dad, Mom,
I can explain.

1280
01:07:17,270 --> 01:07:18,472
You are grounded.

1281
01:07:18,572 --> 01:07:19,673
But I have school tomorrow.

1282
01:07:19,773 --> 01:07:21,675
No, no, no.
No more school for you.

1283
01:07:21,775 --> 01:07:24,344
- What?
- Get in the car.

1284
01:07:26,279 --> 01:07:28,382
You know, you'll be sorry
when I move out!

1285
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:38,425
I am sorry
about the other night.

1286
01:07:38,525 --> 01:07:40,027
Let's pretend
it didn't happen.

1287
01:07:40,127 --> 01:07:43,530
I'm your teacher.
We shouldn't.

1288
01:07:43,630 --> 01:07:45,432
Did anybody else
even show up?

1289
01:07:45,532 --> 01:07:47,801
As far as I know,
just you. And Sarah.

1290
01:07:47,901 --> 01:07:50,237
She's helping another teacher
for extra credit.

1291
01:07:50,337 --> 01:07:51,935
Fine, contract says
they have to finish

1292
01:07:52,035 --> 01:07:53,073
or they don't get paid.

1293
01:07:53,173 --> 01:07:57,244
I'm not sure any student
was getting paid anyway.

1294
01:07:57,344 --> 01:07:59,479
Did you read the contract?

1295
01:07:59,579 --> 01:08:01,537
Sarah drew it up.
She said it was really simple.

1296
01:08:01,637 --> 01:08:02,981
So, no.

1297
01:08:03,683 --> 01:08:05,561
It states that the grades
they get now replace

1298
01:08:05,661 --> 01:08:07,454
the grades they had.

1299
01:08:07,554 --> 01:08:09,389
Hardly anyone
did enough work to pass,

1300
01:08:09,489 --> 01:08:11,087
and that means,
A, they don't get paid,

1301
01:08:11,187 --> 01:08:12,905
and, B, technically speaking,
many of them

1302
01:08:13,005 --> 01:08:14,643
didn't-slash-won't
graduate high school.

1303
01:08:14,743 --> 01:08:16,540
That's not possible.
How is that even legal?

1304
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:18,437
Your lawyers drew up
one hell of a contract.

1305
01:08:18,537 --> 01:08:21,601
My lawyers-- my lawyers
didn't draw up the contract.

1306
01:08:21,701 --> 01:08:23,637
Sarah works for
the Board of Education.

1307
01:08:23,737 --> 01:08:26,573
Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
How did she do?

1308
01:08:26,673 --> 01:08:28,075
- All As.
- Of course she did.

1309
01:08:28,175 --> 01:08:29,653
You gotta change
everybody's grades.

1310
01:08:29,753 --> 01:08:32,546
- Everybody gets As.
- I'm not doing that.

1311
01:08:32,646 --> 01:08:34,314
A D? I got a D?

1312
01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:37,484
You submitted an essay
based on temporal paradoxes

1313
01:08:37,584 --> 01:08:39,853
and inaccuracies in the movie
<i> Back to the Future</i>.

1314
01:08:39,953 --> 01:08:42,189
You asked for 500 words
on historical revisionism.

1315
01:08:42,289 --> 01:08:44,724
That classic trilogy
epitomizes the flaws in histor--

1316
01:08:44,824 --> 01:08:47,794
I don't think I like your tone.

1317
01:08:47,894 --> 01:08:50,230
You asked for 500 words
on historical revisionism.

1318
01:08:50,330 --> 01:08:51,865
I think we're done here.

1319
01:08:51,965 --> 01:08:54,401
You asked for an authentic.
high school experience,

1320
01:08:54,501 --> 01:08:56,458
and I would hate for that
to go sideways on you.

1321
01:08:56,558 --> 01:08:57,876
- Erin.
- Ms. Wagner, thank you.

1322
01:08:57,976 --> 01:08:59,134
Would you please take a seat?

1323
01:08:59,234 --> 01:09:00,672
- Ms. Wagner?
- I said take a seat.

1324
01:09:02,943 --> 01:09:04,878
Ms. Wagner?

1325
01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:08,846
Wayne Payne.

1326
01:09:09,249 --> 01:09:12,049
Friend, son...

1327
01:09:12,786 --> 01:09:14,386
teacher.

1328
01:09:15,655 --> 01:09:17,691
Wayne, in his final
will and testament

1329
01:09:17,791 --> 01:09:20,627
asked that the following
be recited.

1330
01:09:20,727 --> 01:09:25,599
It's a quote
from the Mahatma Gandhi.

1331
01:09:25,699 --> 01:09:29,169
"Live as if you will
die tomorrow.

1332
01:09:29,269 --> 01:09:32,621
Learn as if you will
live forever."

1333
01:09:46,820 --> 01:09:48,455
I blame Pi.

1334
01:09:48,555 --> 01:09:50,724
Mr. Payne was an old dude
who should never have been

1335
01:09:50,824 --> 01:09:52,980
dragged out of retirement
for this high school thing.

1336
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:54,958
Did you hear about us
all losing our diplomas?

1337
01:09:55,058 --> 01:09:56,229
What did you say?

1338
01:09:56,329 --> 01:09:57,846
Not only are we all
not getting paid,

1339
01:09:57,946 --> 01:09:59,504
this new grade
replaces our old grade.

1340
01:09:59,604 --> 01:10:01,481
What's this shit about us
losing our diplomas?

1341
01:10:01,581 --> 01:10:02,581
It's in the contract.

1342
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,197
Our new grades
replace our old grades

1343
01:10:04,297 --> 01:10:05,297
on the permanent record.

1344
01:10:05,396 --> 01:10:06,874
Yeah, but the records
are permanent.

1345
01:10:06,974 --> 01:10:08,452
How do you change
permanent records?

1346
01:10:08,552 --> 01:10:10,429
I can't be a cop
without a 12th grade diploma.

1347
01:10:10,529 --> 01:10:11,529
What happens there?

1348
01:10:11,628 --> 01:10:12,906
What do I look like,
Wikipedia?

1349
01:10:13,006 --> 01:10:15,582
- Wika-what?
- John, I am so sorry.

1350
01:10:17,984 --> 01:10:20,584
Dennis? Andy?

1351
01:10:20,954 --> 01:10:21,954
Greg?

1352
01:10:23,990 --> 01:10:25,828
Come on, you guys know
everything I have done

1353
01:10:25,928 --> 01:10:28,295
has been with
good intentions.

1354
01:10:28,395 --> 01:10:30,730
What, now,
nobody's talking to me?

1355
01:10:30,830 --> 01:10:32,499
Sarah's the one
who screwed us over.

1356
01:10:32,599 --> 01:10:35,317
- She may have loaded the gun.
- You pulled the trigger.

1357
01:10:40,825 --> 01:10:43,643
Hey!
You all right, buddy?

1358
01:10:43,743 --> 01:10:45,979
Hey, it's all good, buddy.

1359
01:10:50,868 --> 01:10:52,919
Look, what I'm saying is

1360
01:10:53,019 --> 01:10:55,488
is Biff can't go
back to the future, okay?

1361
01:10:55,588 --> 01:10:56,923
Because he just went
to the past

1362
01:10:57,023 --> 01:10:59,526
and he gave himself
a sports almanac.

1363
01:10:59,626 --> 01:11:01,461
So it's a different
timeline now.

1364
01:11:01,561 --> 01:11:03,263
That's all I'm saying.

1365
01:11:03,363 --> 01:11:04,831
But you know
what the real lie is?

1366
01:11:04,931 --> 01:11:08,001
The real lie is that you can
change your history, okay?

1367
01:11:08,101 --> 01:11:12,405
Your past is a series of scars
and ulcer-inducing moments

1368
01:11:12,505 --> 01:11:15,609
that are gonna haunt you
for the rest of your lives.

1369
01:11:15,709 --> 01:11:18,612
You know how you guys are,
like, real losers right now?

1370
01:11:18,712 --> 01:11:21,248
That's how it is forever.
That's it.

1371
01:11:21,348 --> 01:11:23,145
Look at this guy.
Nobody likes him, do they?

1372
01:11:23,245 --> 01:11:24,718
Of course they don't.
Look at him.

1373
01:11:24,818 --> 01:11:25,952
Who could like that?

1374
01:11:26,052 --> 01:11:28,021
Nobody likes you
in the future, either.

1375
01:11:28,121 --> 01:11:29,623
And they like you even less.

1376
01:11:29,723 --> 01:11:31,691
Yeah.
Look at you.

1377
01:11:31,791 --> 01:11:33,860
You clearly have zero friends.

1378
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,317
You know what's interest--
you'll have less in the future.

1379
01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,347
Less than zero.

1380
01:11:43,020 --> 01:11:45,972
Guys, I'm not saying
you're not gonna be successful.

1381
01:11:46,072 --> 01:11:49,042
Okay? I'm just saying
if you're nerds now,

1382
01:11:49,142 --> 01:11:51,311
you're gonna be nerds forever.

1383
01:11:51,411 --> 01:11:55,915
So, good luck getting
anybody to ever love you,

1384
01:11:56,015 --> 01:11:57,384
let alone like you.

1385
01:11:58,583 --> 01:12:00,602
<i> You're gonna die alone.</i>

1386
01:12:17,521 --> 01:12:20,573
- What you makin'?
- A mess.

1387
01:12:20,673 --> 01:12:22,075
I think you're overreacting.

1388
01:12:22,175 --> 01:12:23,973
No, I've really screwed
things up this time.

1389
01:12:24,073 --> 01:12:26,446
I meant the beaker.

1390
01:12:26,546 --> 01:12:28,548
High school sucks.

1391
01:12:28,648 --> 01:12:31,451
It's over and done.
Why go back?

1392
01:12:31,551 --> 01:12:33,189
'Cause I didn't
know anything back then.

1393
01:12:33,289 --> 01:12:35,722
And now you do.

1394
01:12:37,624 --> 01:12:39,861
You realize that everything
that's ever happened to you

1395
01:12:39,961 --> 01:12:42,095
has made you who you are today.
You get that, right?

1396
01:12:42,195 --> 01:12:43,963
And your life today
is pretty amazing, no?

1397
01:12:44,063 --> 01:12:46,333
Not today-today.

1398
01:12:46,433 --> 01:12:48,190
So, everything that's
ever happened to you,

1399
01:12:48,290 --> 01:12:49,847
good or bad,
has made you who you are.

1400
01:12:49,947 --> 01:12:51,265
So you're saying
that every time

1401
01:12:51,365 --> 01:12:52,839
I was thrown
through a fence,

1402
01:12:52,939 --> 01:12:54,941
atomic wedgied,
or lit on fire,

1403
01:12:55,041 --> 01:12:56,876
that had a positive effect
on who I became?

1404
01:12:56,976 --> 01:12:58,945
Yeah, those things
sound pretty awful,

1405
01:12:59,045 --> 01:13:01,481
some even punishable by law.

1406
01:13:01,581 --> 01:13:04,551
But you survived, and they
helped shape your character.

1407
01:13:04,651 --> 01:13:07,554
And I happen to think
that character's

1408
01:13:07,654 --> 01:13:09,522
a pretty attractive
quality in a person.

1409
01:13:09,622 --> 01:13:11,691
So what you're saying is
you think I'm attractive?

1410
01:13:11,791 --> 01:13:13,508
- I did not say that.
- No, that's exactly

1411
01:13:13,608 --> 01:13:16,396
- what you said.
- I'm your teacher.

1412
01:13:16,496 --> 01:13:18,493
Okay, well, then,
you probably shouldn't kiss me.

1413
01:13:18,593 --> 01:13:19,593
Well, I'm not going to.

1414
01:13:19,692 --> 01:13:21,130
Well, then,
I'm not gonna kiss you.

1415
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:22,484
- Great.
- Good.

1416
01:13:30,628 --> 01:13:32,045
Do you want to go to prom?

1417
01:13:32,145 --> 01:13:33,613
I can't, I'm chaperoning.

1418
01:13:37,884 --> 01:13:40,553
Are we all really gonna fail?

1419
01:13:40,653 --> 01:13:43,723
Everyone quit,
so they get a zero.

1420
01:13:43,823 --> 01:13:45,725
Unless they take
the final exam and pass.

1421
01:13:45,825 --> 01:13:48,094
It's worth 70%
of the final grade.

1422
01:13:48,194 --> 01:13:50,397
Everybody hates me like
they did back in high school.

1423
01:13:50,497 --> 01:13:52,214
How am I gonna get them
to come to finals?

1424
01:13:52,314 --> 01:13:54,434
It doesn't matter
if they hate you or not.

1425
01:13:54,534 --> 01:13:56,169
Just be yourself.

1426
01:13:56,269 --> 01:13:58,638
I'm a nerd.
I make phones.

1427
01:13:58,738 --> 01:14:00,589
That's who I am.
That's all I know.

1428
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:04,993
Anyone? Bueller?

1429
01:14:11,535 --> 01:14:15,021
Betty, open the contract
on the high school do-over.

1430
01:14:15,121 --> 01:14:17,757
<i> Opening</i>
<i> the do-over contract.</i>

1431
01:14:17,857 --> 01:14:19,007
I think I got this.

1432
01:14:21,011 --> 01:14:24,931
So, technically speaking,
does the contract

1433
01:14:25,031 --> 01:14:26,599
say anything
about not being able

1434
01:14:26,699 --> 01:14:29,002
to use handheld devices
during the test?

1435
01:14:29,102 --> 01:14:31,179
<i> It doesn't,</i>
<i> but wouldn't that be cheating?</i>

1436
01:14:31,279 --> 01:14:33,440
It's not cheating
if it's not in the contract.

1437
01:14:33,540 --> 01:14:35,137
<i> Confirmed,</i>
<i> smartphones are not</i>

1438
01:14:35,237 --> 01:14:36,576
<i> in the contract.</i>

1439
01:14:36,676 --> 01:14:38,678
Thank you, Betty.
You're the best.

1440
01:14:38,778 --> 01:14:41,714
<i> No, Adam, you're the best.</i>

1441
01:14:41,814 --> 01:14:44,551
What?
"Innovation is the difference

1442
01:14:44,651 --> 01:14:48,121
between being a leader
and a follower." Steve Jobs.

1443
01:14:48,221 --> 01:14:51,791
I'm being innovative.

1444
01:14:51,891 --> 01:14:53,709
Less judgy eyes.

1445
01:15:00,017 --> 01:15:01,734
You made me shit my pants.

1446
01:15:01,834 --> 01:15:03,069
I know.

1447
01:15:03,169 --> 01:15:07,073
My pants, shit, you.

1448
01:15:07,173 --> 01:15:09,925
I didn't mean
to hit you so hard.

1449
01:15:13,297 --> 01:15:16,182
I'm only here
'cause of these two.

1450
01:15:16,282 --> 01:15:18,600
I'll take it.

1451
01:15:24,542 --> 01:15:27,057
My text said we also get awesome
new R&D jobs at your company,

1452
01:15:27,157 --> 01:15:29,662
but only if Greg
comes back, yes?

1453
01:15:29,762 --> 01:15:31,747
And if Greg doesn't come back?

1454
01:15:35,735 --> 01:15:37,372
You know you're better
than this, right?

1455
01:15:37,472 --> 01:15:38,736
I'm not.

1456
01:15:38,871 --> 01:15:43,977
You know that
better than anyone.

1457
01:15:44,077 --> 01:15:45,778
You know, you've been
an absolute dick,

1458
01:15:45,878 --> 01:15:47,514
and you owe me big time.

1459
01:15:47,614 --> 01:15:48,614
I know.

1460
01:15:59,292 --> 01:16:00,292
Shh.

1461
01:16:00,627 --> 01:16:01,905
Is this, like,
a company thing,

1462
01:16:02,005 --> 01:16:03,229
or just like a one-off?

1463
01:16:03,329 --> 01:16:05,198
We should start every day
with a hug fest.

1464
01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:08,758
How are we gonna make sure

1465
01:16:08,858 --> 01:16:10,176
everyone has
all the right info,

1466
01:16:10,276 --> 01:16:12,238
all the right access
to all the right software?

1467
01:16:12,338 --> 01:16:14,274
What if everybody
wore earpieces

1468
01:16:14,374 --> 01:16:15,975
and I just
fed them the answers?

1469
01:16:16,075 --> 01:16:17,952
No, that would definitely
fall under cheating,

1470
01:16:18,052 --> 01:16:20,980
and the contract
is very explicit about that.

1471
01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:23,816
Maybe we should get some
naked girls to watch us think.

1472
01:16:23,916 --> 01:16:25,919
No touching,
just watch us think.

1473
01:16:26,019 --> 01:16:28,821
Get the creative juices flowing.

1474
01:16:28,921 --> 01:16:31,224
Sorry, guys.
That was a high school fantasy.

1475
01:16:31,324 --> 01:16:32,792
We've already done it.

1476
01:16:32,892 --> 01:16:34,627
Time for new dreams,
new fantasies.

1477
01:16:36,262 --> 01:16:39,014
Maybe your new phone prototype
can come up with some ideas.

1478
01:16:42,620 --> 01:16:43,620
No.

1479
01:16:44,370 --> 01:16:46,105
That's it.

1480
01:16:46,205 --> 01:16:48,007
You'll lose millions.
Hundreds of millions.

1481
01:16:48,107 --> 01:16:49,291
It's perfect.

1482
01:16:59,203 --> 01:17:02,221
This came for you!
Is it drugs?

1483
01:17:02,321 --> 01:17:03,639
Drugs don't even
come like that.

1484
01:17:03,739 --> 01:17:04,897
- Do you--
- How do you know

1485
01:17:04,997 --> 01:17:06,292
how drugs come?

1486
01:17:06,392 --> 01:17:08,061
<i> Breaking Bad!</i>

1487
01:17:08,161 --> 01:17:10,330
Fuck you! Fuck you!

1488
01:17:11,764 --> 01:17:13,066
You're gonna fuckin' die.

1489
01:17:13,166 --> 01:17:14,867
I can't wait. I can't wait.

1490
01:17:14,967 --> 01:17:17,003
Bring it on.
Try your fuckin' best!

1491
01:17:17,103 --> 01:17:19,988
How dare you?!

1492
01:17:32,269 --> 01:17:34,669
Aw, fuck it.

1493
01:17:37,274 --> 01:17:40,326
<i> I thought the biggest mistakes</i>
<i> I made were in high school.</i>

1494
01:17:40,426 --> 01:17:41,824
<i> I won't try</i>
<i> to undo the mistakes</i>

1495
01:17:41,924 --> 01:17:43,002
<i> I've made in recent weeks,</i>

1496
01:17:43,102 --> 01:17:44,864
<i> as we all know</i>
<i> how that turns out.</i>

1497
01:17:44,964 --> 01:17:47,166
<i> Instead, I will offer you</i>
<i> no more than a promise</i>

1498
01:17:47,266 --> 01:17:49,636
<i> to learn from my mistakes.</i>

1499
01:17:49,736 --> 01:17:51,386
<i> That and this fully</i>
<i> pimped out phone.</i>

1500
01:17:53,323 --> 01:17:55,074
What?

1501
01:17:55,174 --> 01:17:57,777
<i>It won't be officially released</i>
<i> until Christmas,</i>

1502
01:17:57,877 --> 01:18:00,113
<i> but I wanted to give it to you</i>
<i> as a special thank you</i>

1503
01:18:00,213 --> 01:18:02,782
<i> for trying to help me</i>
<i> fulfill a stupid fantasy.</i>

1504
01:18:02,882 --> 01:18:04,720
<i> It's been loaded</i>
<i> with the entire curriculum</i>

1505
01:18:04,820 --> 01:18:05,898
<i> of our 12th grade program,</i>

1506
01:18:05,998 --> 01:18:07,820
<i> and is permissible</i>
<i> to use in this test.</i>

1507
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:09,797
<i> I know that many of you</i>
<i> don't want to see me</i>

1508
01:18:09,897 --> 01:18:12,091
<i> or your old school</i>
<i> ever again,</i>

1509
01:18:12,191 --> 01:18:13,748
<i> but if you want</i>
<i> to keep your grades,</i>

1510
01:18:13,848 --> 01:18:15,728
<i> or more importantly,</i>
<i> your diplomas,</i>

1511
01:18:15,828 --> 01:18:18,197
<i> this phone should help.</i>

1512
01:18:18,297 --> 01:18:20,333
<i> May this phone be with you.</i>

1513
01:18:20,433 --> 01:18:22,301
Fuck!
What the fuck?

1514
01:18:22,401 --> 01:18:23,485
Mom! Dad!

1515
01:18:30,027 --> 01:18:32,679
Only three people have logged
into their phones so far.

1516
01:18:32,779 --> 01:18:34,213
Final exams are tomorrow.

1517
01:18:34,313 --> 01:18:35,753
Doesn't anybody
want their diploma?

1518
01:18:37,968 --> 01:18:39,366
I thought
with all this groveling,

1519
01:18:39,466 --> 01:18:40,887
we'd get everybody back.

1520
01:18:40,987 --> 01:18:43,356
Turns out, all I've done
is probably release the software

1521
01:18:43,456 --> 01:18:45,224
to the competition
a month early.

1522
01:18:45,324 --> 01:18:46,459
Yeah, well,
don't blame me.

1523
01:18:46,559 --> 01:18:48,194
That's on you,
and you know it.

1524
01:18:48,294 --> 01:18:50,763
You're right.
You're right.

1525
01:18:50,863 --> 01:18:52,580
I've gone against
everything we stand for,

1526
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:54,038
everything
we've worked hard for.

1527
01:18:54,138 --> 01:18:56,202
Our company philosophy,
everything.

1528
01:18:56,302 --> 01:18:57,804
I turned my back on everyone,

1529
01:18:57,904 --> 01:18:59,262
just to impress
a bunch of people

1530
01:18:59,362 --> 01:19:02,175
we haven't seen
in 20 years.

1531
01:19:02,275 --> 01:19:04,159
I'm totally pathetic.

1532
01:19:05,929 --> 01:19:08,481
What should I do?

1533
01:19:08,581 --> 01:19:10,966
Come on, Greg,
what should I do?

1534
01:19:12,202 --> 01:19:14,987
You--
you want my advice?

1535
01:19:15,087 --> 01:19:17,090
Yeah, Greg,
what should I do?

1536
01:19:17,190 --> 01:19:18,224
Well, you need my advice?

1537
01:19:18,324 --> 01:19:19,522
Greg, don't make me beg, okay?

1538
01:19:19,622 --> 01:19:21,060
Why not?

1539
01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:23,262
Okay, I'm begging, okay?

1540
01:19:23,362 --> 01:19:25,002
Can you just tell me
what to do, please?

1541
01:19:26,150 --> 01:19:27,150
Okay.

1542
01:19:29,787 --> 01:19:32,071
Maybe they just need
someone popular

1543
01:19:32,171 --> 01:19:36,442
to help nudge them
in the right direction.

1544
01:19:36,542 --> 01:19:38,511
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

1545
01:19:38,611 --> 01:19:40,480
Depends what
you think I'm saying.

1546
01:19:40,580 --> 01:19:43,983
I love it
when he gets like this.

1547
01:19:45,418 --> 01:19:46,953
As discussed,
we lured him to the bar

1548
01:19:47,053 --> 01:19:49,155
with a fake booty call
text from Darcie.

1549
01:19:49,255 --> 01:19:51,611
- Then we roofied his beer.
- How long is this gonna take?

1550
01:19:51,711 --> 01:19:53,908
We gotta get him out of here
before my mom comes home.

1551
01:19:54,008 --> 01:19:55,166
Not a problem.

1552
01:19:55,266 --> 01:19:56,996
Guys, maybe
we shouldn't do this.

1553
01:19:57,096 --> 01:19:59,412
Yeah, you're probably right.

1554
01:19:59,512 --> 01:20:00,533
- Greg!
- Fuck it!

1555
01:20:00,633 --> 01:20:02,301
After a lifetime
of terrorizing us,

1556
01:20:02,401 --> 01:20:06,239
he deserves this, and a lot more.

1557
01:20:06,339 --> 01:20:09,175
Hey, I gave him a triple dose
of an extra strength laxative.

1558
01:20:09,275 --> 01:20:11,471
You'll want to be quick,
'cause he should shit himself

1559
01:20:11,571 --> 01:20:13,528
any moment now.

1560
01:20:18,168 --> 01:20:19,452
Done!

1561
01:20:19,552 --> 01:20:21,320
Just in time.

1562
01:20:23,155 --> 01:20:25,311
I'll message him copies
of every one of these photos.

1563
01:20:25,411 --> 01:20:27,209
Tell him you'll send
one to the entire class

1564
01:20:27,309 --> 01:20:29,506
if even one person doesn't
show to that exam tomorrow.

1565
01:20:29,606 --> 01:20:31,297
Guys, shouldn't we
be better than this?

1566
01:20:31,397 --> 01:20:33,166
Absolutely.

1567
01:20:33,266 --> 01:20:36,035
We're going to hell.

1568
01:20:50,100 --> 01:20:51,100
Fuck!

1569
01:20:53,386 --> 01:20:54,386
Pi!

1570
01:20:58,958 --> 01:21:01,394
The test will likely take you
the full four hours,

1571
01:21:01,494 --> 01:21:03,596
but if you finish early,
please put your hand up

1572
01:21:03,696 --> 01:21:05,164
and I will collect your papers.

1573
01:22:25,395 --> 01:22:28,995
And, pencils down.

1574
01:22:30,683 --> 01:22:33,452
Sarah, it's time.

1575
01:22:33,552 --> 01:22:34,752
Sarah.

1576
01:22:36,322 --> 01:22:37,439
It's time.

1577
01:22:45,349 --> 01:22:47,166
Hey, where's Greg?

1578
01:22:47,266 --> 01:22:49,582
He says he's got something
to do and he'll be right back.

1579
01:22:49,682 --> 01:22:50,682
I guess that's that?

1580
01:22:50,781 --> 01:22:52,019
So, everyone's
gonna graduate?

1581
01:22:52,119 --> 01:22:53,119
With better grades?

1582
01:22:53,218 --> 01:22:54,218
Adam!

1583
01:22:55,107 --> 01:22:56,709
Well, almost everyone.

1584
01:22:56,809 --> 01:22:58,611
Are you sure about these phones?

1585
01:22:58,711 --> 01:23:01,013
I swear, every
second answer was wrong.

1586
01:23:01,113 --> 01:23:02,830
God, this better not
affect my finals.

1587
01:23:02,930 --> 01:23:04,807
Okay, calm down, Sarah.
It's just high school.

1588
01:23:06,103 --> 01:23:07,720
"Just high school"?

1589
01:23:07,820 --> 01:23:10,256
That's funny coming from you.

1590
01:23:10,356 --> 01:23:12,358
If this thing doesn't work,
then I get a do-over.

1591
01:23:12,458 --> 01:23:14,409
Trust me, do-overs do not work.

1592
01:23:20,083 --> 01:23:22,568
Get out of my way!

1593
01:23:22,668 --> 01:23:23,668
Pi!

1594
01:23:28,258 --> 01:23:30,454
You know how to trace a number
on one of these things?

1595
01:23:30,554 --> 01:23:32,244
Somebody hacked my phone.

1596
01:23:32,344 --> 01:23:34,544
The phone's unlisted.
It's not even on the market yet.

1597
01:23:36,366 --> 01:23:37,766
Thanks.

1598
01:23:38,250 --> 01:23:40,453
You really saved our asses
in there today.

1599
01:23:40,553 --> 01:23:42,989
- Don't thank me, thank Greg.
- Shipansky?

1600
01:23:43,089 --> 01:23:44,590
Don't you mean
Shits-his-pantsky?

1601
01:23:44,690 --> 01:23:46,425
No, zip it.

1602
01:23:46,525 --> 01:23:48,327
Shipansky.

1603
01:23:48,427 --> 01:23:50,496
Not funny when you
shit your pants.

1604
01:23:50,596 --> 01:23:52,113
Sorry, guys.

1605
01:23:55,801 --> 01:23:57,370
This sucks!

1606
01:23:57,470 --> 01:23:59,205
It's just like 20 years ago.

1607
01:23:59,305 --> 01:24:00,488
What a waste of time.

1608
01:24:02,559 --> 01:24:05,311
Look,
you're our best friend,

1609
01:24:05,411 --> 01:24:07,213
so don't take this
the wrong way.

1610
01:24:07,313 --> 01:24:09,682
If, in 20 years,
you're still here,

1611
01:24:09,782 --> 01:24:13,219
coming over to my house,
watching Patriots games,

1612
01:24:13,319 --> 01:24:15,087
doing construction work,

1613
01:24:15,187 --> 01:24:16,225
I'm gonna fuckin' kill ya.

1614
01:24:16,325 --> 01:24:17,803
What the fuck
are you talking about?

1615
01:24:17,903 --> 01:24:20,326
He's right.
Fuck you.

1616
01:24:20,426 --> 01:24:23,029
You don't owe it to yourself, man.
You owe it to me.

1617
01:24:23,129 --> 01:24:25,131
'Cause tomorrow I'm gonna
wake up, I'll be 50

1618
01:24:25,231 --> 01:24:26,699
and still be doing this shit.

1619
01:24:26,799 --> 01:24:28,556
You're sitting on
a winning lottery ticket,

1620
01:24:28,656 --> 01:24:29,894
and you're too much
of a pussy

1621
01:24:29,994 --> 01:24:31,432
to cash it in,
and that's bullshit.

1622
01:24:31,532 --> 01:24:33,729
'Cause I'd give fuckin' anything
to have what you got.

1623
01:24:33,829 --> 01:24:36,242
Any of these guys would.

1624
01:24:36,342 --> 01:24:37,810
It'd be an insult to us

1625
01:24:37,910 --> 01:24:40,046
if you're still here in 20 years.

1626
01:24:40,146 --> 01:24:42,148
Hanging' around here,

1627
01:24:42,248 --> 01:24:43,648
it's a fuckin'
waste of your time.

1628
01:24:46,837 --> 01:24:48,554
It's not your fault.

1629
01:24:48,654 --> 01:24:51,090
Yeah, I know.

1630
01:24:51,190 --> 01:24:52,792
- It's not your fault.
- I know.

1631
01:24:52,892 --> 01:24:55,394
Listen to me, son.

1632
01:24:55,494 --> 01:24:57,163
It's not your fault.

1633
01:24:57,263 --> 01:24:59,131
Yeah, I know.

1634
01:24:59,231 --> 01:25:02,201
It's not your fault.

1635
01:25:02,301 --> 01:25:04,804
I-- don't fuck with me,
Shawn, not you.

1636
01:25:06,739 --> 01:25:10,142
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.

1637
01:25:10,242 --> 01:25:12,711
I'm sorry!

1638
01:25:12,811 --> 01:25:15,130
God.

1639
01:25:21,638 --> 01:25:24,838
See, I am smart!

1640
01:25:25,758 --> 01:25:28,558
Valedictorian.

1641
01:25:28,694 --> 01:25:32,731
You like apples?
You like apples?

1642
01:25:32,831 --> 01:25:35,450
How do you like them apples?

1643
01:25:40,824 --> 01:25:41,824
Whoo!

1644
01:25:43,709 --> 01:25:45,727
What a piece of shit.

1645
01:25:48,598 --> 01:25:51,383
Jessica? Jessica!

1646
01:25:51,483 --> 01:25:52,921
- What is wrong?
- Why do you care?

1647
01:25:53,021 --> 01:25:55,588
Why do I care?
Because I'm your mother.

1648
01:25:55,688 --> 01:25:58,190
I will always care.

1649
01:25:58,290 --> 01:25:59,658
It's stupid.

1650
01:25:59,758 --> 01:26:01,355
What-- well,
you wouldn't be this upset

1651
01:26:01,455 --> 01:26:02,455
if it was that stupid.

1652
01:26:02,554 --> 01:26:04,263
Are you seriously
crying to your mommy?

1653
01:26:04,363 --> 01:26:05,631
Just leave me alone.

1654
01:26:05,731 --> 01:26:07,500
And why would she
need to do that?

1655
01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:09,800
Look, we just want different
things in life right now.

1656
01:26:11,922 --> 01:26:13,472
Is this a sex thing?

1657
01:26:13,572 --> 01:26:15,908
Are you kidding me?
I can't even get a hand job.

1658
01:26:16,008 --> 01:26:18,744
Yeah, well...

1659
01:26:18,844 --> 01:26:22,448
Mom, that was awesome.

1660
01:26:22,548 --> 01:26:24,283
I was always good
at giving hand jobs.

1661
01:26:24,383 --> 01:26:26,218
Yeah, you probably
shouldn't hit children.

1662
01:26:26,318 --> 01:26:27,969
Let's get out of here.

1663
01:26:33,926 --> 01:26:36,529
- What's up, ladies?
- Hey.

1664
01:26:36,629 --> 01:26:38,866
Are you coming
to this grad dinner prom thing?

1665
01:26:38,966 --> 01:26:41,233
Pi's buying.
Food and drinks.

1666
01:26:41,333 --> 01:26:42,701
No, I'm gonna go home

1667
01:26:42,801 --> 01:26:44,370
and spend some time
with my daughter.

1668
01:26:44,470 --> 01:26:46,772
Come on, it's our
last day of freedom

1669
01:26:46,872 --> 01:26:49,208
to be who we truly are.

1670
01:26:49,308 --> 01:26:50,786
You know, I figured out

1671
01:26:50,886 --> 01:26:53,245
who I truly am,
and I am a mom.

1672
01:26:53,345 --> 01:26:54,580
And I'm okay
with that.

1673
01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:58,399
- Ciao. Ladies.
- Wish I had a cool mom.

1674
01:27:00,937 --> 01:27:02,337
Thanks.

1675
01:27:08,311 --> 01:27:10,529
Hey, Amy.

1676
01:27:10,629 --> 01:27:12,631
Um, this is for you.

1677
01:27:12,731 --> 01:27:16,268
- What's this?
- I called my ex-husband,

1678
01:27:16,368 --> 01:27:18,337
and his aunt
is an agent in L. A.

1679
01:27:18,437 --> 01:27:21,740
And she said
she could help you out.

1680
01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:23,676
Are you serious?

1681
01:27:23,776 --> 01:27:25,811
Thank you. Are you sure
you don't wanna come?

1682
01:27:25,911 --> 01:27:28,380
Yeah.
Yeah, positive.

1683
01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:31,432
Bye.

1684
01:27:33,970 --> 01:27:35,570
Have fun!

1685
01:27:39,743 --> 01:27:42,100
For all the shitty stuff that
happened, you have to admit,

1686
01:27:42,200 --> 01:27:44,317
everybody kind of got what
they wanted, didn't they?

1687
01:27:44,417 --> 01:27:45,815
Aw, come on.
Are you trying to say

1688
01:27:45,915 --> 01:27:47,512
that this was your plan
the whole time?

1689
01:27:47,612 --> 01:27:48,801
Pfft, you got lucky.

1690
01:27:48,901 --> 01:27:51,470
Except, of course, you didn't
get to sleep with Darcie.

1691
01:27:51,570 --> 01:27:53,567
I mean, that was your plan
the whole time, right?

1692
01:27:53,667 --> 01:27:55,344
You wanted to hook up
with Trevor's girl.

1693
01:27:55,444 --> 01:27:56,842
I don't know,
I kind of like Erin.

1694
01:27:56,942 --> 01:27:58,711
The teacher? You're
in love with teacher?

1695
01:27:58,811 --> 01:28:00,312
What, are you five?

1696
01:28:00,412 --> 01:28:03,716
I don't know,
I just think she's kinda cool.

1697
01:28:03,816 --> 01:28:06,552
So, you don't want
to sleep with Darcie?

1698
01:28:06,652 --> 01:28:07,820
Like, not at all?

1699
01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:09,722
Darcie and I are better
just as friends.

1700
01:28:09,822 --> 01:28:12,558
She's actually really cool.

1701
01:28:12,658 --> 01:28:15,995
Well, it-- it's not Darcie,
but if you want to cross

1702
01:28:16,095 --> 01:28:17,997
the "Screw Trevor's Girl"
off your list,

1703
01:28:18,097 --> 01:28:20,266
I'll give you this.

1704
01:28:20,366 --> 01:28:24,403
I'm having sex with someone
who satisfies me.

1705
01:28:24,503 --> 01:28:27,339
No, that is--
that is awful.

1706
01:28:27,439 --> 01:28:30,609
Hi, Trevor.
It's Greg from school.

1707
01:28:30,709 --> 01:28:32,645
Okay, that's not right.

1708
01:28:32,745 --> 01:28:34,023
No, come on, nah,
that's a move

1709
01:28:34,123 --> 01:28:35,361
right out
of the "Kama Sutra."

1710
01:28:35,461 --> 01:28:36,779
I'm having
a lot of fun, Trevor.

1711
01:28:36,879 --> 01:28:38,584
This is so good, Trevor.

1712
01:28:38,684 --> 01:28:40,753
- The size...
- Okay, that's not--

1713
01:28:40,853 --> 01:28:42,421
What are you doing?

1714
01:28:42,521 --> 01:28:44,638
I can't believe I ever
put up with your small penis.

1715
01:28:44,738 --> 01:28:46,325
I'm just slightly
above average.

1716
01:28:46,425 --> 01:28:48,360
It's so big,

1717
01:28:48,460 --> 01:28:50,617
- even on his worst day...
- I'm just glad this whole

1718
01:28:50,717 --> 01:28:53,114
- ...he's 100 times better.
- ...high school thing is over.

1719
01:28:53,214 --> 01:28:54,492
Look, you were right
all along.

1720
01:28:54,592 --> 01:28:56,030
This was a bad idea
from the start.

1721
01:28:56,130 --> 01:28:57,808
What? No, no,
what are you talking about?

1722
01:28:57,908 --> 01:28:59,346
No, no, no, no.
Don't listen to me.

1723
01:28:59,446 --> 01:29:00,446
I'm an idiot.

1724
01:29:00,545 --> 01:29:01,743
Look, did you see
this video?

1725
01:29:01,843 --> 01:29:03,001
- Yeah, okay.
- No, come on,

1726
01:29:03,101 --> 01:29:04,459
we gotta do this
again next year.

1727
01:29:04,559 --> 01:29:06,077
And you know what?
I'm thinking maybe

1728
01:29:06,177 --> 01:29:07,694
we redo seventh grade.
You know what?

1729
01:29:07,794 --> 01:29:09,351
And, in ten years,
when we're 47-teen,

1730
01:29:09,451 --> 01:29:10,451
we do it again!

1731
01:29:10,550 --> 01:29:11,817
High school is awesome.

1732
01:29:11,917 --> 01:29:15,487
Happy graduation, nerds.

1733
01:29:18,090 --> 01:29:19,625
Look at the nerds.

1734
01:29:19,725 --> 01:29:20,908
Nerds!

1735
01:29:23,546 --> 01:29:25,097
High school sucks.

1736
01:30:28,044 --> 01:30:30,462
So, you two dated

1737
01:30:30,562 --> 01:30:33,532
before Mom and Dad
even knew each other.

1738
01:30:33,632 --> 01:30:35,401
- Way before.
- Yes. And, in the end,

1739
01:30:35,501 --> 01:30:36,869
we were together
for way longer

1740
01:30:36,969 --> 01:30:38,470
- than they ever were.
- Way longer.

1741
01:30:38,570 --> 01:30:40,168
You know, this doesn't
change anything.

1742
01:30:40,268 --> 01:30:41,586
I'm still the guy
in high school

1743
01:30:41,686 --> 01:30:42,964
whose brother
fucks his sister.

1744
01:30:43,064 --> 01:30:44,941
Yeah, but nobody cares
about what people think

1745
01:30:45,041 --> 01:30:47,238
about in high school except
the people in high school.

1746
01:30:47,338 --> 01:30:49,648
This is gonna make for some
weird family dinners.

1747
01:30:49,748 --> 01:30:51,717
Do any
of the grandparents know?

1748
01:30:51,817 --> 01:30:54,820
Yes, but only because
all four of them

1749
01:30:54,920 --> 01:30:56,054
are biological siblings.

1750
01:30:57,253 --> 01:30:58,924
Not even close to funny.

1751
01:30:59,024 --> 01:31:00,859
Yeah, that was
pretty funny

1752
01:31:00,959 --> 01:31:03,095
No, not funny.
Seriously, not funny.

1753
01:31:03,195 --> 01:31:04,792
It was pretty funny.
Actually, also

1754
01:31:04,892 --> 01:31:06,609
for a while there,
I dated the family dog.

1755
01:31:06,709 --> 01:31:08,626
But that was more sexual
than anything else is.

1756
01:31:08,726 --> 01:31:10,004
Yeah, but you guys
are in love.

1757
01:31:10,104 --> 01:31:11,104
The sexual was the goat

1758
01:31:11,203 --> 01:31:13,400
'cause you guys were really
fucking for a while there.

1759
01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:15,058
And it was fun to watch,
a little bit,

1760
01:31:15,158 --> 01:31:18,059
but I got a bit jealous
sometimes.

1761
01:31:20,930 --> 01:31:24,817
So, if we don't care
what people in high school

1762
01:31:24,917 --> 01:31:26,718
think anymore,

1763
01:31:26,818 --> 01:31:29,788
did you want
to give this a shot?

1764
01:31:29,888 --> 01:31:30,905
No more
sneaking around?