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Oh, what a drag.

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I'm being on featured on "Cops"
twice.

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Kissy ass, it's
too hard.

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- Damn, she's a mad slut.

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Ooh.

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- Oof, ah.

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- No.

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What the?

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Ow!

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- Hey.
- Get out.

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- And we've got action.

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Oh, you stupid fucker.

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And so it begins.

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Surprise.

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Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.

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Rise and shine?

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Yeah, no good.

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I hate wakey wakey and
rise and shine, too.

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There's really no good
phrase to start the morning

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unless you're a morning person.

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I guess you'd be fine
with any old greeting.

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You a morning person, Brad?

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Don't need an alarm clock,

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you just wake up with a gleam in
your eye

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and a pep in your step,
ready for a brand new day?

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Yeah, I bet you're one of those
people.

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Not this guy, though,
am I right?

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Needs his beauty sleep.

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Isn't that right, Dylan?

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You need a good nine to 10

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hours before you start your day?

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- Help!

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- Uh, help!

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¶ Help! ¶

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Come on, we almost had a
good harmony going there.

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That was nice.

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Yell all you want.

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There ain't nobody out
there but us chickens.

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- What the fuck?

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- Yes indeed, what the fuck.

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That is the question.

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So glad you finally asked.

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- Yeah, what the fuck?

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- Yeah, the question's
already been established

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by your buddy here.

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- What the fuck?

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- It's been established.

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- What the, what the fuck is
this?

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- So here's your "what the
fuck."

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You're both gonna help me
answer a really big question.

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You've been selected to be a
part

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of a truly important study, an
experiment.

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Oh, my
God, I'm so sorry, Dylan.

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I knew that words like
experiment or study

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would make you agitated.

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- Fuck you, bitch.

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- Good one.

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I won't use words like
study or experiment anymore.

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We're gonna play a little game.

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- Holy shit, what is this?

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- Oh, shit, what?

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- My legs, I can't feel my legs.

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What did you do to my legs?

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- Yeah, what did you do to my
legs?

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- Okay now, everybody just calm
down.

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You're asking a lot of
questions, and rightfully so,

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but we've gotta have some order

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if anything's gonna get done
around here.

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You haven't even given me a
chance

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to address your concerns.

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- Well then, start answering,
you bitch.

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- Yeah, bitch.

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- God, he's so much worse than I
imagined.

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- What's your deal?

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- Let's get on the same
page here, shall we?

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Very good, now.

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Ask me a question, just one.

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- Who are you, like for real?

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- Yeah.

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- I'm your abductor.

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- Great, and what should
we call our abductor?

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Sorry, abductress.

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- General rule to live by,

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when going to a bar and
trying to take a girl home,

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it might be considered rude

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to not even have a clue
as to what her name is.

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- You were taking us to your
place.

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- My name's Meg, but that's not
important.

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Next question.

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- Where are we?

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- Deep end of an empty pool
in an empty neighborhood.

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Next question.

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- Which neighborhood, where?

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- Not important.

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- Fucking bitch.

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- Do go on.

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- What is this?

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- A study, an experiment.

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I already told you that.

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- Ask her if she'll let us go.

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- Have you, have you maimed me,
maimed us?

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Will I walk again?

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Oh God, no

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No, no, no, I didn't maim you.

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I, this isn't one of those long
stings.

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In fact, let's just say
that we'll be done with this

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by the time the sun drops
behind that hill over there.

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We'll be done one way or
another.

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That much I promise you, next?

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- Why?

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Fancy Pants!

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- And?

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- Know him?

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- Sure, Aaron.

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- Orin.

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- Orin, whatever, so what?

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- And who is Orin to you, Brad?

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- He's a kid at school.

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- Who is Orin to the two of you?

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- He's just some kid.

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- Just some kid?

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In the interest of brevity

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and moving this soiree right
along,

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I'm gonna read some brief and
blatantly painful excerpts

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from Orin's journal.

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Who the fuck keeps a journal

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- October 8th, last year.

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My ear continues to ring
from the punch I took

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from Dylan in the hall today.

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December 5th, last year.

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Brad and his bulldog, Dylan,

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are transferred out of my gym
glass.

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This is big news for me as it
means

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I won't be tortured after
lunch on the regular anymore.

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December 13th, this year.

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I miss being able to schedule
my abuse and humiliation.

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Now that Brad and the animal
are no longer in my gym class,

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they find me whenever they
can throughout the day.

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I never know when the attacks
are coming.

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Once I graduate and move
on from this hellhole,

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they will, too.

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I'm sure they'll learn to mask
their hatred to an extent,

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but they'll still be out there,

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as others will like them.

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They'll always find ways
to scourge the undeserving

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and make lives miserable in
their wake.

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I really don't see an end.

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No light at the end of this
tunnel.

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Dude's
obsessed with us.

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- Where exactly was the
brevity in all of that?

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- Yeah, brevity.

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What is that?

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- Pretty long-winded and
dramatic, if you ask me.

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- I didn't.

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Do you think that homosexuality
is a choice, Brad?

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- A choice?

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- Yeah.

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Do people choose to be gay, or
don't they?

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- We've all got free will, so
yeah.

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I guess it's totally a choice.

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- Right.

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00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,269
Let me ask you this, Brad.

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Think your parents are proud?

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Parents, older sister?

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Two older sisters, right?

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- Stalker.

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00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,048
It's not the first time some
chick

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has stalked me.

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- Ugh, get over yourself.

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Think they're proud?

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00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,123
- Yeah, I'd like to think so.

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- Yeah, I bet they're proud.

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Bet your mom and dad, older
sisters Susan and Judy,

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are so proud of their
all-American son,

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little brother, making his way

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through the high school ranks so
amicably.

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- You could say that.

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- What about you?

180
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,844
- What about me?

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- No siblings, no dad to
make him proud or look up to.

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Had to go find a chum to follow
at school.

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- I don't follow shit!

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- Is homosexuality a choice?

185
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- Yeah, it is.

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- No siblings, raised by your
grandma,

187
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with a double-digit IQ.

188
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Must be so difficult for you.

189
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- Yeah, well, fuck you.

190
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,411
- Something that's always
made so little sense to me

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about people like you

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is your absolute opposition
to people of color,

193
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religion hooking up,

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but when it comes to the sexes,

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they have to be opposite
by their very definition.

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- So now, we're bigots, too?

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Hey, don't listen to her.

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She's trying to mind fuck you,

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00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,660
trying to mind fuck the both of
us.

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00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,662
Don't know why yet, but
that's what she's doing.

201
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,065
- Dylan asked me if was
the Mayor of Queertown

202
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,133
before slapping me across
the face in the quad.

203
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,138
Brad and Dylan followed
me to my car, got in,

204
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,407
and demanded that I take
them to the liquor store.

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I did, and they adhered rainbow
stickers

206
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,177
all over my windows as I drove
them there.

207
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:16,347
I can't peel them off without
tearing my window tint.

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00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:19,250
Brad held me down and spit in my
mouth.

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00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,418
- All right, all right.

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00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,287
So we had some fun with this
guy.

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Normal high school stuff.

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It happens every day.

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00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,691
What's it to you?

214
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,993
Is he your little brother or
some shit?

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00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,934
Great, so we fucked with
your little brother.

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So what, it happens.

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00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,203
Shit like that happens.

218
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:41,406
Doesn't mean you go out and
capture,

219
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:44,075
you kidnap people and tie them
up

220
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,727
like you're part of some kind

221
00:15:45,728 --> 00:15:47,378
of underground military
operation.

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00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,048
Plus being his sister,
I bet you have an idea

223
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,183
of what an insufferable prick he
can be.

224
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,319
I'm gonna ask you again,

225
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,988
what the fuck do you want from
us?

226
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,556
- Yeah, just tell us what you
want,

227
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,158
and we'll give it to
you, anything you want.

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00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,659
- Shut your fucking face.

229
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:02,593
- Sorry, Brad.

230
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,231
- We won't give her anything she
wants.

231
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,433
We won't give her shit.

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00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,236
- Right, nothin' is what she'll
get.

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00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:14,706
We won't give you shit

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00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:21,346
Tell me, Dylan, do
you know what a hate crime is?

235
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,715
- Of course I do.

236
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:26,150
And now you're doing this to us,

237
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,654
so this is a hate hate crime
crime.

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00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,557
You're hate hate crime criming
us.

239
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,463
- That checks out, that actually
works.

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00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,431
This is a hate hate crime crime,

241
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,334
because you hate hate
crimes, and this is a crime.

242
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,235
- Totally.

243
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,639
You done?

244
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,512
Orin was always a really
smart kid, you know.

245
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,483
When he decided to do it,

246
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:01,719
he knew not to do it like
they do in the movies.

247
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,056
You know, east to west.

248
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:10,495
Instead, he dragged the blade
southbound,

249
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,463
parallel to the vein.

250
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:16,200
What would you say if I told
you this was your fault?

251
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,172
- Again, what do you want from
us?

252
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,275
- I'm gonna give you the
opportunity

253
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,077
to test your theory.

254
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,445
You know, very few theorists
ever get

255
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,864
the opportunity to do that,

256
00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:32,282
but you guys are gonna prove
or disprove your theory

257
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,818
that you have so much faith in.

258
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,654
And by doing so,

259
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,488
you'll also be helping me
with my thesis project.

260
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,757
Isn't that great?

261
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,692
- What's the bitch talking about
now?

262
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,327
- No idea.

263
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:47,532
- Brad, Dylan, you two
aren't going anywhere

264
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,100
until you prove to me,

265
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,335
for our audience over there,

266
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,806
that sexual proclivity is a
choice.

267
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,458
- What's that mean?

268
00:17:57,459 --> 00:17:59,309
What the fuck is this
crazy bitch talking about?

269
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,817
- I think she wants us to have
sex.

270
00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:07,585
- Fuck that, with her?

271
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,352
No way, I'd never touch that
skank.

272
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,589
- Logistically speaking, that
would be damn near impossible,

273
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,858
given your bondage and whatnot.

274
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,127
- Not her, Dyl.

275
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:18,863
- Then what?

276
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:25,336
Oh, you mean, me and you?

277
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,639
She wants you and me to fuck
each other?

278
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,809
Well, I'd have big problems with
that.

279
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,747
- What I have in store
for you is much more fun.

280
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,868
See that one over there?

281
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,452
That one's you, streamed live.

282
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,490
And this one over here, that's
you,

283
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,658
also streaming live.

284
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,759
Wave hello.

285
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,862
Oh, I forgot, you can't.

286
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,464
Well, nod or something, don't be
rude.

287
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,535
And don't worry about the word
live here.

288
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,437
Yes, they're both live,

289
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,338
but nobody's been alerted
to their existence yet.

290
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,274
It's just, you know, floating
around there on the internet.

291
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,143
It's like a bunch of other dumb
shit.

292
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:08,813
Right now, they're live for
the sake of documentation.

293
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,648
So nothing to worry about.

294
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,851
- Sure, why would we worry
about that minor detail?

295
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,219
- No, I'm serious.

296
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:16,576
I've got a guy who's really good

297
00:19:16,577 --> 00:19:17,932
with the whole face-blurring
thing,

298
00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:19,288
so if you play your cards right,

299
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,659
you can keep your anonymity

300
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,162
even if this study
garners any recognition.

301
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,669
Oh, over here.

302
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,709
Just hold that thought,

303
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,312
and I will be right back.

304
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,188
Well, this is fuckin'
weird.

305
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,924
Totally, but boobs,
right?

306
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,360
I think I got a
concussion.

307
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,829
Uh, like drugs?

308
00:19:58,831 --> 00:19:59,764
No.

309
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,600
Oh, fuck.

310
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:05,603
Is that your neck?

311
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:06,604
I think so.

312
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:09,373
I thought it was your
nose.

313
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,942
You can see?

314
00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:12,276
Yeah, I see
black, what about you?

315
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,544
Oh, you fuckin' idiot.

316
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,946
I fuckin' hate you so much.

317
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:16,714
What, I'm
telling you what I see.

318
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,282
Just leave me alone.

319
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,284
Why are you being like
this?

320
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,354
Listen, shut up.

321
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,388
- Sorry about that.

322
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:28,226
Now, where were we, oh, yes.

323
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:33,898
Mysterious third stream, ah.

324
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,499
- Where'd you just go?

325
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:39,237
- Not important, but the third
stream is.

326
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,938
Where could it be, what could it
be?

327
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,908
What, you're not even curious?

328
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,344
Sorry, I'm having way too much
fun.

329
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,779
Ah, it's a classic case
of trickle-down abuse.

330
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,281
- I'm not playing your game.

331
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,550
- It's like when the
victim becomes the bully,

332
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:53,884
and then they relish in it way
too much,

333
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,653
except for I'm the de facto
victim

334
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,421
because the actual
victim's in the hospital.

335
00:20:57,423 --> 00:21:00,825
Anyway, third stream
is coming from a camera

336
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:04,662
that sits right down there.

337
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,332
Don't you kinda wanna see it?

338
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:09,500
- Yes, show us.

339
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,374
Fuck is that, whore?

340
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,942
What the fuck is that?

341
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:21,012
Care to see?

342
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:23,981
All you have to do is look
right down, it's right there.

343
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,760
Fantastic, isn't it?

344
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:44,302
All you two have to do to
get out of here is make

345
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:49,373
this little bell here chime.

346
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:53,711
And I've got it rigged so that,
let's say,

347
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:56,314
when you two meet,

348
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,417
then it'll lift off of its
platform,

349
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,786
and we'll hear its sweet little
bell.

350
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,487
But the catch is,

351
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:06,324
it has to be both members
and at the same time.

352
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:07,792
You both following this?

353
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:11,362
- No, members, what's
she talking about now?

354
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,497
Who's a member, member of what?

355
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,366
- Do you want to explain
it to him, or should I?

356
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:18,569
Your dicks, honey.

357
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,471
We're talkin' about your dicks.

358
00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:22,340
Need you to get a boner, a hard
on,

359
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:24,709
a stiffy, wood, hard weiner.

360
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:27,445
We need you to do this
at the same time together

361
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,913
while looking into each other's
eyes

362
00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:30,748
because if homosexuality is a
choice,

363
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,451
like you two have claimed it
to be over and over again,

364
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:37,555
then this shouldn't be too hard
, difficult,

365
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:38,889
shouldn't be too difficult.

366
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,593
By the way, this was no easy
task

367
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,762
as the difference in length and
girth

368
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:47,598
between you two is quite
significant.

369
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:53,037
Sorry, Brad, your buddy
here puts you to shame.

370
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:55,740
- I've got a big dick?

371
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:58,676
Is she sayin' I got a big dick?

372
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:03,748
- Shall we begin with phase
one of the experiment?

373
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:07,651
- Oh God, I'm sorry, I got
nervous.

374
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:09,053
- My, my.

375
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,454
- Sorry, bro, I get
bones when I get nervous,

376
00:23:10,456 --> 00:23:11,372
it just happens.

377
00:23:11,373 --> 00:23:12,289
I guess now is as good

378
00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:13,206
a time as any, you wanna
tell him, or should I?

379
00:23:13,207 --> 00:23:14,123
- Tell him what?

380
00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:15,293
- What, tell who what?

381
00:23:15,294 --> 00:23:16,460
- If you don't tell
him, I'm gonna tell him.

382
00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:17,862
- Okay, okay, I'll tell him.

383
00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:20,765
I always get boners when I'm
nervous.

384
00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:22,066
I suspected this
would happen at some point,

385
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,135
but I didn't expect it
to happen so quickly.

386
00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:25,870
- When I get scared, it just
pops up.

387
00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,805
It just happens.

388
00:23:27,806 --> 00:23:29,739
- Truth is, when you get
nervous or you get scared,

389
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,676
your heart flutters.

390
00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:33,611
You know, the whole fight
or flight syndrome thing.

391
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:35,579
This makes getting an
erection nearly impossible.

392
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,681
- Why the fuck is your dick
hard?

393
00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:39,750
- This is a different kind of
excitement.

394
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:40,751
- This is fuckin' brutal.

395
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,420
- Well, I've got some good news,

396
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,888
and I've got some bad news.

397
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:46,090
Good news is, you guys are half
way there.

398
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,859
Brad just needs to chub up,
and you guys are good to go.

399
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:53,864
Bad news is, turns out Dylan's
one of those awful people.

400
00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:57,001
You know, you hear about it all
the time.

401
00:23:57,003 --> 00:24:00,905
Politicians, CEOs, priests.

402
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,040
Usually people in a power
position.

403
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,944
They repress their own sexual
desires

404
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,746
and instead turn it into
aggressive acts

405
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:12,149
toward others that have similar
inclinations to their own.

406
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:17,621
Didn't have to do much
searching to find out

407
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,557
that your buddy here is clearly
gay.

408
00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:21,492
Always has been.

409
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:24,695
- You're a fag?

410
00:24:26,248 --> 00:24:27,798
- She's lying, I love chicks.

411
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:32,069
- So cowardly, just looking
at that clueless face

412
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:35,039
makes me ponder the mistakes of
evolution.

413
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:37,174
Hell, I'd be real hard pressed

414
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:39,743
not to get super sadistic on you
right now

415
00:24:39,745 --> 00:24:41,479
if you weren't so goddamn slow.

416
00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:43,147
Sad, really.

417
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,954
- Holy fuck, I can feel it
touching me,

418
00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:51,255
and it's getting bigger.

419
00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:53,958
- Told you he was a big boy.
- Oh, my God.

420
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,760
Anyway, should we get back
at the task at hand, guys?

421
00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:04,568
Oh, poor thing, you look awfully
thirsty.

422
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,243
- Get the fuck away.
- Want some water?

423
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,046
How about you, Dylan?

424
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:17,781
- I've got the opposite problem.

425
00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:21,118
- Okay, give me some of that.

426
00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:24,889
Oh, you fucking bitch.

427
00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:27,658
- Ask nicely.

428
00:25:27,659 --> 00:25:29,025
- Please give me some water.

429
00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:30,861
- Good, Baby Bird.

430
00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:33,697
I've got to take a
leak.

431
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:36,700
- I put a hole in your
sleeve, just let 'er rip.

432
00:25:42,808 --> 00:25:44,542
- Dude, you're pissin' on my
dick!

433
00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:46,143
- Sorry, bro, couldn't help it.

434
00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:47,845
- Get me the fuck, what the
fuck,

435
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:49,447
get me the fuck out of this.

436
00:25:49,448 --> 00:25:51,048
- Calm down, it's just
urine, it's sterile.

437
00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:52,249
- I don't like it.

438
00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:53,551
- Hm, I don't blame you,

439
00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:54,752
but you know what?

440
00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:55,953
Sooner we get to it,

441
00:25:55,954 --> 00:25:57,153
the sooner you two can get out
of here.

442
00:25:57,156 --> 00:26:00,024
So I'll give you two the full
hour

443
00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,760
to complete this simple little
task.

444
00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:04,451
It's a choice, after all,

445
00:26:04,452 --> 00:26:06,141
so it should be pretty simple.

446
00:26:06,142 --> 00:26:07,831
Just choose to like each other
sexually.

447
00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,200
Brad, it's all up to you.

448
00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:15,039
- All right, I'll play, what the
fuck.

449
00:26:20,613 --> 00:26:22,846
So you handled me?

450
00:26:22,848 --> 00:26:24,381
Really got your hands all up on
me,

451
00:26:24,382 --> 00:26:25,915
getting my dick into
that absurd contraption.

452
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,120
- It's not how this works.

453
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:33,090
Each other, you have to choose
each other.

454
00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:36,026
If I don't hear the
tingling of this little bell

455
00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:38,128
in one hour's time,

456
00:26:38,129 --> 00:26:40,229
then we're gonna have
to move on to stage two.

457
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,634
- What's stage two?

458
00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:45,769
- Oh, stage two is forced.

459
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,104
Yeah, at stage two, I'm gonna
release

460
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,590
a whole bunch of new pictures

461
00:26:49,591 --> 00:26:52,075
and show everybody about your
recently acquired interests.

462
00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:58,248
Well, Brad's recently acquired
interests.

463
00:26:58,250 --> 00:26:59,883
- I'm just nervous.

464
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,623
- I'll leave you guys to get to
it.

465
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,858
Give you some alone time.

466
00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:18,135
Found this little baby inside
the house.

467
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:21,372
It's amazing what some
people will abandon.

468
00:27:22,908 --> 00:27:24,808
This cut runs about a half hour,

469
00:27:27,095 --> 00:27:28,411
just to give you an
idea of where you're at.

470
00:27:31,384 --> 00:27:33,651
One hour, then we share.

471
00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:54,998
Time's up, bitches.

472
00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:57,101
Let's see what we got.

473
00:28:58,003 --> 00:28:59,770
Dylan's still strong like bull,

474
00:28:59,772 --> 00:29:02,372
and Brad is not so much.

475
00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:04,408
- Whatever.

476
00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:08,879
- Subject D shows visible signs

477
00:29:08,881 --> 00:29:10,147
of continued excitement by means

478
00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:11,348
of a healthy and prolonged
erection

479
00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,050
at the one hour and six minute
mark,

480
00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:16,086
while Subject B remains
flaccid and sexually dormant.

481
00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:20,891
Okay, well, time to post the
latest.

482
00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:26,396
And post and publish.

483
00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:35,773
Always gotta stay current
with your latest updates.

484
00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:39,009
- And you really think anyone
would take this seriously

485
00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:41,145
with a Chinese dick trap

486
00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:43,380
at the center of your little
experiment?

487
00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:45,783
- Yeah, I do.

488
00:29:45,785 --> 00:29:47,251
I think that the smart people

489
00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:49,236
will see the bigger picture,

490
00:29:49,237 --> 00:29:51,220
and that's your friend's
dick at the moment.

491
00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:54,958
So on to phase two.

492
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,026
Phase two's a little bit longer,

493
00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:58,362
but with newer consequences.

494
00:29:58,364 --> 00:29:59,229
- What now, bitch?

495
00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:00,831
- Good one, again.

496
00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:04,401
Next step is physical.

497
00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:07,371
So if you don't make the right
choice,

498
00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:10,574
you're both gonna lose
something.

499
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:11,508
- Oh, God.

500
00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:27,391
- And what would you do
if you had that knife?

501
00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:29,159
Don't you worry about
that rusty old thing.

502
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,028
It won't come into play here.

503
00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:34,031
But I will give you a
sneak peek into what will.

504
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:39,269
I'm really good with
knots, all kinds of knots.

505
00:30:39,271 --> 00:30:40,137
Dad was a seaman.

506
00:30:40,139 --> 00:30:41,071
Semen.

507
00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:48,512
- So you got your basic Figure
Eight,

508
00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:51,215
Alpine Butterfly,

509
00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:56,320
and then there's the
Constrictor.

510
00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,923
- Where'd you even get that?

511
00:30:59,925 --> 00:31:02,492
- Fun fact, see this flimsy,

512
00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:04,995
nearly invisible piece of
string?

513
00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:07,464
It can do just as much
damage as that there knife.

514
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:11,301
(String zipping

515
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,136
- Oh.

516
00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:17,374
- I'll leave these here for
motivation.

517
00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:25,315
- I can't, I just, I can't do
it.

518
00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:26,516
- He's trying.

519
00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:32,089
- Sorry.

520
00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:52,175
- It's not nearly as fun

521
00:31:52,177 --> 00:31:53,577
as I thought it would be.

522
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,145
Kind of pathetic, actually.

523
00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:58,282
Yeah, it's just like you said.

524
00:31:58,284 --> 00:31:59,583
One guy broke almost
immediately,

525
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:01,685
and the other one's totally
devastated.

526
00:32:01,687 --> 00:32:05,022
But you can see that yourself.

527
00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:12,396
Yeah, if I
didn't know any better,

528
00:32:12,398 --> 00:32:14,131
I'd feel kind of bad, actually.

529
00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:20,203
I'll be right here until
I'm not anymore.

530
00:32:27,212 --> 00:32:28,178
Oh, shit.

531
00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:32,082
Oh.

532
00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:33,417
Really?

533
00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:50,400
These fake IDs
are gonna get us laid.

534
00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:51,635
All right.

535
00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:52,636
Why are we traveling
all the way across town

536
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:53,854
just to hunt cougars?

537
00:32:53,855 --> 00:32:55,071
- 'Cause the bartender doesn't
look up

538
00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:56,039
when he checks your ID.

539
00:32:56,041 --> 00:32:57,107
Just stares at his phone.

540
00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:59,009
- Yeah, really, fuck yeah, dude.

541
00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:00,444
Your regimen.

542
00:33:00,446 --> 00:33:03,113
Now, you can look every day as a
Friday.

543
00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:04,047
- What is that?

544
00:33:04,049 --> 00:33:06,316
- It's a cougar's man.

545
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,584
- Cougar's man, just
like females, but older.

546
00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:09,942
Cougars.

547
00:33:09,943 --> 00:33:11,298
Well, you
can make that a reality

548
00:33:11,299 --> 00:33:12,654
at the Coke Company Limited.

549
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:15,025
With our gel coma-inducing
technology--

550
00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:17,227
- You ready?

551
00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:18,261
- Hell, yeah, let's go.

552
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:21,531
Yeah.

553
00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:23,150
Kick some ass.

554
00:33:23,151 --> 00:33:24,768
You can choose
anything here to be your--

555
00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:26,703
- Bye, grandma, be home
whenever.

556
00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:28,388
For the next 20
minutes,

557
00:33:28,389 --> 00:33:30,072
our trained deep slumber
specialists are--

558
00:33:30,075 --> 00:33:32,776
Wow, you're
grandma's so not a cougar.

559
00:33:32,778 --> 00:33:33,710
- Are these?

560
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:51,161
- We have made it, my friend,
we're in.

561
00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:00,704
- Hey, Dylan, stop acting odd.

562
00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:01,805
You'll get us busted.

563
00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:03,490
Just drink your drink,

564
00:34:03,491 --> 00:34:05,174
and keep your eyes peeled for
some dimes.

565
00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:06,643
- Dimes, right.

566
00:34:22,127 --> 00:34:23,760
- Boom, found one.

567
00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:25,395
And she looks interested,

568
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:26,596
and she's not a cougar.

569
00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:30,067
- That right there is a
full-blown puma.

570
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,637
- Shit, she's comin' over here,
be cool.

571
00:34:44,149 --> 00:34:45,082
- Hey.

572
00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:47,851
- Hey.

573
00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:51,321
- So which one of you guys

574
00:34:51,323 --> 00:34:54,091
is gonna buy the thirsty girl a
drink?

575
00:34:54,093 --> 00:34:56,560
- Oh shit, right, of course, uh.

576
00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:03,567
Uh, excuse me, barkeep.

577
00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:07,270
Sir.

578
00:35:08,841 --> 00:35:09,706
- What can I get you?

579
00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:10,874
- The lady would like a,

580
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,146
what would the lady like?

581
00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:19,282
- Adios motherfucker, if you.

582
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:20,217
- Got it.

583
00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:22,652
- You'd like to what?

584
00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:25,422
- It's really cheap and
it gets really fucked up.

585
00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:36,666
Tip the guy, come on.

586
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:50,147
- Damn, she's a bad slut.

587
00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:58,421
- This chick is all in.

588
00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:02,292
- Yup, she's crazy yo.

589
00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:04,628
- Yeah, you ever been
in a devil's threesome?

590
00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:05,562
- Nah.

591
00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:08,298
- Of course you haven't.

592
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:11,434
Neither have I, but that's
all about to change.

593
00:36:11,436 --> 00:36:13,503
This is about to go down, like
for real.

594
00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:15,805
- What's a devil's threesome?

595
00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:19,609
- What do you mean, what's
a devil's threesome?

596
00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:21,545
We're gonna bang this girl,

597
00:36:21,547 --> 00:36:23,580
and at the same time and
together.

598
00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:25,415
- We are?

599
00:36:26,451 --> 00:36:27,934
- God, that's awesome.

600
00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:29,418
We're gonna make this puma
airtight,

601
00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:31,221
that's what we're gonna do.

602
00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:33,456
Just hope I can get it
up, I'm so fucked up.

603
00:36:36,261 --> 00:36:37,861
I'm gonna get this party
started.

604
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:42,232
- Careful, Brad.

605
00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:45,635
At you now.

606
00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:58,782
Brad.

607
00:37:20,272 --> 00:37:23,907
- I need you to sound more like
a woman.

608
00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:25,308
More feminine.

609
00:37:25,310 --> 00:37:26,843
- Like this, baby?

610
00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,245
Do I sound real good?
- No.

611
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,646
- Just like that?
- No, that's not helping, no.

612
00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:31,481
- You like this?

613
00:37:31,483 --> 00:37:33,683
Oh God, not again.

614
00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:35,018
I got a new problem.

615
00:37:36,255 --> 00:37:40,423
Uh, chick, lady, ma'am?

616
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:45,495
- Meg, just call me Meg.

617
00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:50,900
Oh, what now, Dylan?

618
00:37:50,902 --> 00:37:54,804
- My contacts need out of
my head, or they'll stick.

619
00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:56,806
- Come again?

620
00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:58,575
- Sorry, ma'am, Meg.

621
00:37:58,577 --> 00:38:00,477
My contact lens, they're
sticking.

622
00:38:00,479 --> 00:38:01,645
Time to take 'em out.

623
00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:03,913
- You wear contacts, since when?

624
00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,915
- Since always, and they're
sticking to my eyeballs.

625
00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:07,617
They need out.

626
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,686
- Yeah, I don't do that.

627
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:12,856
- But--
- What happens

628
00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:13,957
if nothing happens?

629
00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:14,924
- CLARE.

630
00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:16,926
- Claire, who's Claire?

631
00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:20,330
- Contact lens acute red-eye,
CLARE.

632
00:38:20,332 --> 00:38:21,298
I could go blind.

633
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,932
- Ah, seriously?

634
00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:24,367
- Dude, seriously?

635
00:38:24,369 --> 00:38:25,735
- Totally seriously.

636
00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:28,438
It's happened before,
like five times before.

637
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,708
Lots of close calls, but I
think this is a record for me.

638
00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:33,076
Gotta get them out.

639
00:38:33,078 --> 00:38:35,612
- Yeah, I told you, I
don't, I don't do that.

640
00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:37,580
- Yeah, well, please?

641
00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:42,886
- Ugh, er, do I use my fingers?

642
00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:46,790
- Yeah, just a pinch, and on
your tip.

643
00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:47,724
- Uh, oh.

644
00:38:57,703 --> 00:38:58,852
Oh.

645
00:38:58,853 --> 00:39:00,002
- That was unexpectedly easy.

646
00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:03,940
Uh, oh.

647
00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:10,113
- Easy peasy, anything else?

648
00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:16,586
- It's like I don't even know
you.

649
00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:21,658
- Very good, all right, back to
it.

650
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:23,793
- Oh, that was just awful.

651
00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:26,096
- It's all right, pal,
we'll get out of this.

652
00:39:26,098 --> 00:39:28,398
Everything's gonna be cool.

653
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,101
- How, exactly, is
everything going to be cool?

654
00:39:31,103 --> 00:39:33,670
We're being held captive by a
crazy bitch.

655
00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:36,439
We're tied together, our
dicks are smashed together,

656
00:39:36,441 --> 00:39:38,408
and yours is rock hard and
throbbing.

657
00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:41,611
So how the fuck is
everything going to be cool?

658
00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:44,981
- There's a good chance that all
of this

659
00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:47,717
is just a dream.

660
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,020
I got a good feeling about this.

661
00:39:51,022 --> 00:39:52,889
We're gonna wake up any minute
now.

662
00:39:55,394 --> 00:39:57,527
- This is no dream, Dyl.

663
00:39:57,529 --> 00:40:02,098
This is a very real nightmare,
that's what this is.

664
00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:10,106
I think this might be
a dream.

665
00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:11,358
What was that noise?

666
00:40:11,359 --> 00:40:12,609
- It's part of the dream, man.

667
00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:14,878
You know what?

668
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,579
I get boners in my sleep a lot.

669
00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:17,747
I bet this is a dream right now

670
00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:18,782
'cause I have one right now.

671
00:40:18,784 --> 00:40:19,849
Right now, I have a--

672
00:40:19,851 --> 00:40:22,719
- I know, I can feel it,
remember?

673
00:40:22,721 --> 00:40:23,653
- Right.

674
00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:33,029
So do you think you could, like,
fake it?

675
00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:37,100
You know, pretend to like me
like that?

676
00:40:38,904 --> 00:40:40,570
- Your legs asleep?

677
00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:42,806
- Yeah, totally tingly.

678
00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:43,740
- Yeah, mine too.

679
00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:45,809
This can't be good for us.

680
00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:47,066
- I know, right?

681
00:40:47,067 --> 00:40:48,322
How do they expect us to get
boners

682
00:40:48,323 --> 00:40:49,578
if our legs are all asleep?

683
00:40:49,581 --> 00:40:51,514
- Oh, I don't know, Dyl,
but you've managed somehow.

684
00:40:51,516 --> 00:40:53,033
- I know, right?

685
00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:54,551
So maybe you can, too, right?

686
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,453
Maybe?

687
00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:00,890
- Maybe.

688
00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:02,759
You know, maybe I should have
known.

689
00:41:02,761 --> 00:41:04,761
There was time at Casey's house

690
00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:07,130
when you were deep throating hot
dogs.

691
00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:09,499
And that time at Julie's

692
00:41:09,501 --> 00:41:10,967
when you wouldn't play strip
poker

693
00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:11,835
with it just us dudes.

694
00:41:11,837 --> 00:41:13,236
- I'm just nervous.

695
00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:17,907
- It's okay, I guess.

696
00:41:17,909 --> 00:41:22,846
Part of me, the vain part,
is flattered, but this?

697
00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:27,050
This is no way to find out

698
00:41:27,052 --> 00:41:29,118
that your best friend is a
fucking fag.

699
00:41:30,622 --> 00:41:32,655
Sorry, a fucking homo, is that
better?

700
00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:36,092
Fine, a fucking homosexual,
then.

701
00:41:37,762 --> 00:41:40,763
Oh, shit, are you all fucking PC
now, too?

702
00:41:40,765 --> 00:41:41,698
- Look.

703
00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:45,201
- Dyl, you're freaking me out,
what is it?

704
00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:46,870
- Some dude.

705
00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:48,538
- What dude, where, what's he
doing?

706
00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:49,806
- Just chillin'.

707
00:41:51,877 --> 00:41:53,142
- Are you sure?

708
00:41:53,144 --> 00:41:54,511
You're not wearing your
contacts,

709
00:41:54,513 --> 00:41:56,613
and you're totally squinting.

710
00:41:56,615 --> 00:41:59,249
- Yeah, some dude is just
chillin'.

711
00:41:59,251 --> 00:42:00,750
Right there, 'sup?

712
00:42:04,890 --> 00:42:09,192
- Hey, bro, bro, what's your
deal?

713
00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:10,627
State your deal.

714
00:42:10,629 --> 00:42:12,996
If you can hear me, do you
think,

715
00:42:12,998 --> 00:42:14,764
think you could help us out
here?

716
00:42:16,601 --> 00:42:17,534
You're sure?

717
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:25,275
Holy shit, there really is a
dude.

718
00:42:25,277 --> 00:42:27,877
- Told you, he was just
chillin'.

719
00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:30,813
- Hey, bro, are you with that
chick?

720
00:42:30,815 --> 00:42:31,781
- Hey there.

721
00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:32,682
- Okay, look.

722
00:42:32,684 --> 00:42:34,651
You gotta help us, bro.

723
00:42:34,653 --> 00:42:35,952
There's this chick inside.

724
00:42:37,022 --> 00:42:38,555
You're not with her, right?

725
00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:41,891
I'll assume that's a no.

726
00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:43,610
She took us, kidnapped us,
really,

727
00:42:43,611 --> 00:42:45,328
and strung us up like this.

728
00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:47,797
No, no, no, no, no.

729
00:42:49,134 --> 00:42:50,767
Untie us first,

730
00:42:50,769 --> 00:42:52,869
then you can take whatever you
want.

731
00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:06,583
Really?

732
00:43:08,653 --> 00:43:09,586
- Dude's gone.

733
00:43:10,855 --> 00:43:13,356
Yes, Dylan.

734
00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:14,891
Creepy dude is gone.

735
00:43:14,893 --> 00:43:15,948
- You think I can't see

736
00:43:15,949 --> 00:43:17,004
that he's no longer looming

737
00:43:17,005 --> 00:43:18,060
in the fucking pool with us?

738
00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:19,228
- I was just sayin'.

739
00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:25,101
Hey, maybe he went to get help.

740
00:43:27,005 --> 00:43:30,974
Maybe, well, he could be getting
help.

741
00:43:30,976 --> 00:43:32,241
- I'm sorry, Dyl,

742
00:43:32,243 --> 00:43:34,978
but did that fucking
freak show have a tail?

743
00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:36,112
He was wearing pants,

744
00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:37,245
so I couldn't get a good look.

745
00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:39,048
- I don't think so.

746
00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:41,050
- Was that dude covered in fur?

747
00:43:41,052 --> 00:43:43,853
Was he walkin' on four legs?

748
00:43:43,855 --> 00:43:46,823
Oh, my God, perhaps you're
right.

749
00:43:46,825 --> 00:43:48,224
Do you think he might come back

750
00:43:48,226 --> 00:43:49,692
if we called him by name?

751
00:43:50,695 --> 00:43:52,629
Well, shit, let's give it a
shot.

752
00:43:55,734 --> 00:43:56,733
Lassie!

753
00:43:58,336 --> 00:43:59,969
- Lassie!

754
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:01,237
- Lassie, here boy!

755
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:02,238
- Lassie, here boy!

756
00:44:06,378 --> 00:44:08,244
- See, it's not so bad.

757
00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:13,249
Lassie!

758
00:44:14,352 --> 00:44:16,285
- They're fucking serious.

759
00:44:16,287 --> 00:44:18,137
- Not a word about the dude.

760
00:44:18,138 --> 00:44:19,988
- Unless calling to a
TV dog from the 1960s

761
00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:21,090
gets your dicks hard,

762
00:44:21,092 --> 00:44:24,160
I suggest you stop doing that.

763
00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,162
Wasting time, that's all you're
doing.

764
00:44:27,699 --> 00:44:31,801
I already told you, nobody
out here but us chickens.

765
00:44:35,373 --> 00:44:37,040
And Lassie was a girl, not a
boy,

766
00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:38,441
and she lived in the
countryside,

767
00:44:38,443 --> 00:44:39,709
not in the burnt-out suburbs.

768
00:44:39,711 --> 00:44:41,678
- Wrong, Lassie's a weird dude.

769
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:42,412
- Hey, sh.

770
00:44:47,385 --> 00:44:49,786
- What in God's name
are you talking about?

771
00:44:50,955 --> 00:44:53,423
- I don't know, just sayin'
stuff

772
00:44:53,425 --> 00:44:55,858
and odd things like that.

773
00:44:55,860 --> 00:45:00,296
- Uh huh, record's winding down

774
00:45:00,298 --> 00:45:01,364
and the sun's starting to set,

775
00:45:01,366 --> 00:45:02,999
so you guys better get to it.

776
00:45:04,302 --> 00:45:05,234
- Hey, Dyl.

777
00:45:05,236 --> 00:45:10,339
When I tell you not to say
anything, don't say anything.

778
00:45:10,341 --> 00:45:12,375
- Got it, sorry.

779
00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:16,979
It's just, what if Lassie
decides to come back?

780
00:45:16,981 --> 00:45:19,882
And, and what?

781
00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:23,386
- Well, how we know
his name's even Lassie?

782
00:45:23,388 --> 00:45:26,289
- Fuck, oh my God, we don't,
Dyl.

783
00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:27,790
It's a fucking guess.

784
00:45:27,792 --> 00:45:29,275
Are you always like this

785
00:45:29,276 --> 00:45:30,759
when you're not high or drinking
or both?

786
00:45:30,762 --> 00:45:33,830
- I don't know, I guess so.

787
00:45:33,832 --> 00:45:36,866
I'm usually high or
drinking or both, yeah.

788
00:45:47,812 --> 00:45:49,312
- Just get hard with me,

789
00:45:49,313 --> 00:45:50,813
and she'll let us go, and
no one will ever know.

790
00:45:50,815 --> 00:45:52,281
- I'm not gay, you fuck.

791
00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:54,217
- Neither am I, I'm just goin'
along.

792
00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:57,153
- How could you not have told
me?

793
00:45:57,155 --> 00:45:58,287
You're my best friend.

794
00:45:58,289 --> 00:46:00,156
- I still am, I'm your bro.

795
00:46:01,326 --> 00:46:02,425
- We were gonna be cops.

796
00:46:02,427 --> 00:46:03,960
- We still can be cops, I'm
just--

797
00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:06,462
- Nervous, I know.

798
00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:15,271
- Phase three?

799
00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:16,939
- That's what she said.

800
00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:18,141
- That's what she said.

801
00:46:18,143 --> 00:46:20,510
So just get hard with me.

802
00:46:20,512 --> 00:46:21,528
- Where is she?

803
00:46:21,529 --> 00:46:22,545
- Don't know, get hard with me.

804
00:46:22,547 --> 00:46:23,479
- Quiet.

805
00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:26,282
Can you hear that?

806
00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:27,150
- Get hard with me.

807
00:46:27,152 --> 00:46:28,217
- Sounds like banging.

808
00:46:28,219 --> 00:46:30,086
- I don't care, get hard with
me.

809
00:46:53,077 --> 00:46:54,944
- All right, fuck it.

810
00:46:58,116 --> 00:46:59,415
I'm goin' in.

811
00:47:00,451 --> 00:47:01,484
Let's do this.

812
00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:03,269
- What do you need from me?

813
00:47:03,270 --> 00:47:05,053
- Nothing, please just say
nothing.

814
00:47:11,229 --> 00:47:13,229
Oh, that's
it, you can do it, man.

815
00:47:18,069 --> 00:47:19,836
You can do it.
- Shut up.

816
00:47:19,838 --> 00:47:20,570
Sorry.

817
00:47:31,583 --> 00:47:32,515
- Shit.

818
00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:37,520
But I thought it was just us
chickens.

819
00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:41,858
How are my two
favorite homophobes?

820
00:47:42,927 --> 00:47:44,077
- Aaron?

821
00:47:44,078 --> 00:47:45,228
It's Orin, it's always
been Orin,

822
00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:46,596
and I know that you know that.

823
00:47:46,598 --> 00:47:48,898
Hey, look, it's
Fancy Pants on the screen.

824
00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:51,300
Fuck you, it's Orin.

825
00:47:57,909 --> 00:47:59,342
- You really think this'll hold
them?

826
00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:01,577
- Yeah, I've tested them,
they're good.

827
00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:05,381
- You're one sick, twisted kid,

828
00:48:07,886 --> 00:48:08,618
but I like it.

829
00:48:09,621 --> 00:48:10,553
- Oh, my God.

830
00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:13,522
I'm so happy you said that, so
you're in.

831
00:48:13,524 --> 00:48:16,559
- Yes, but you have to keep a
cool head through everything.

832
00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:18,261
- Of course.

833
00:48:18,262 --> 00:48:19,962
- No flying off the handle
like you usually do.

834
00:48:19,964 --> 00:48:20,630
- Never.

835
00:48:20,632 --> 00:48:22,565
- Cool, calm, collected.

836
00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:24,133
- Always.

837
00:48:24,135 --> 00:48:25,902
- And I'm gonna pick them up on
my own.

838
00:48:25,904 --> 00:48:28,170
- No, no.

839
00:48:28,172 --> 00:48:29,906
- You have to stay here
and lock the place down

840
00:48:29,908 --> 00:48:31,007
and wait until I come back.

841
00:48:31,009 --> 00:48:32,174
- No way.

842
00:48:32,176 --> 00:48:33,276
I'm helping with the abduction.

843
00:48:33,278 --> 00:48:34,594
What kind of brother would I be

844
00:48:34,595 --> 00:48:35,911
if I left you to do that by
yourself?

845
00:48:35,914 --> 00:48:37,680
- Ugh, you sound like
every man in my life.

846
00:48:37,682 --> 00:48:39,181
What, because I'm a girl,

847
00:48:39,183 --> 00:48:40,516
I can't fend for myself, you
know what--

848
00:48:40,518 --> 00:48:42,985
- Stop with the feminism crap,
okay?

849
00:48:42,987 --> 00:48:43,920
Just stop it.

850
00:48:43,922 --> 00:48:47,089
You don't know these
mouth breathers like I do.

851
00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,658
They're strapping.

852
00:48:48,660 --> 00:48:51,694
Plus, abduction's number
seven on my bucket list.

853
00:48:51,696 --> 00:48:53,462
- What's number six?

854
00:48:53,464 --> 00:48:54,463
- The Grand Canyon.

855
00:48:58,403 --> 00:49:00,169
- You're not coming,
and they can't see you.

856
00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:01,570
We have to make them at least
believe

857
00:49:01,572 --> 00:49:04,106
that you tried to off yourself.

858
00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:05,508
- But I could hide.

859
00:49:05,510 --> 00:49:06,676
- Take it or leave it.

860
00:49:08,513 --> 00:49:09,445
- Okay.

861
00:49:11,416 --> 00:49:14,617
Okay, okay, I'll take it.

862
00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:16,619
You can be such a bully
sometimes, you know that?

863
00:49:16,621 --> 00:49:19,021
- Just don't be a dick.

864
00:49:19,023 --> 00:49:20,589
- Won't be a dick, promise.

865
00:49:21,392 --> 00:49:23,025
- You are such a dick.

866
00:49:23,027 --> 00:49:23,960
- Sorry.

867
00:49:34,339 --> 00:49:38,574
Damn, she's a
bad slut.

868
00:49:50,421 --> 00:49:52,254
- I'm gonna get this party
started.

869
00:49:52,256 --> 00:49:53,556
Careful, Brad.

870
00:50:00,131 --> 00:50:01,063
Bravo.

871
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,467
It's me, it's me, it's me.

872
00:50:08,072 --> 00:50:09,505
- Can't believe you.

873
00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:11,507
- Just wanted to make sure
you're okay.

874
00:50:16,247 --> 00:50:18,247
- Feet off the dash, this is a
rental.

875
00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:32,795
Jesus.

876
00:50:37,301 --> 00:50:39,101
- Well done, safety first.

877
00:50:39,103 --> 00:50:40,703
Wouldn't want them to go
cartwheeling down the highway,

878
00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:41,570
now would we?

879
00:50:41,572 --> 00:50:44,373
Although, although,

880
00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:48,477
that would be spectacular.

881
00:50:54,419 --> 00:50:55,518
But, but what a waste.

882
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:56,452
What a waste that would be,

883
00:50:56,454 --> 00:50:57,887
what a fucking waste.

884
00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,321
No, no, no, we do this now,

885
00:50:59,323 --> 00:51:01,257
we do this now, we do this
fucking now.

886
00:51:01,259 --> 00:51:02,675
Jesus.

887
00:51:02,676 --> 00:51:04,092
- Get the door.
- Shh, please tell me

888
00:51:04,095 --> 00:51:05,361
you're not off your meds.

889
00:51:05,363 --> 00:51:07,463
- I'm on my meds.

890
00:51:07,465 --> 00:51:09,165
- What did we say about loose
cannons

891
00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:11,133
and how you can't be one?

892
00:51:11,135 --> 00:51:12,501
- I'm totally fine.

893
00:51:12,503 --> 00:51:14,236
The Addies help me with my
narcolepsy.

894
00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:15,771
You don't know what it's like.

895
00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:17,339
- Narcolepsy?

896
00:51:17,341 --> 00:51:19,008
You never had narcolepsy.

897
00:51:19,009 --> 00:51:20,676
- Yeah, that's like your
opinion, move.

898
00:51:20,678 --> 00:51:24,814
Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

899
00:51:24,816 --> 00:51:26,215
- Oh my, fuck.

900
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:38,227
Who's in charge now?

901
00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:41,230
Oh, fuck.

902
00:52:05,756 --> 00:52:08,257
- Let's move these piles into
position.

903
00:52:08,259 --> 00:52:10,860
Hey, you look like
shit.

904
00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:13,662
Do you want some shit?

905
00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:16,765
I got some shit.

906
00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:20,569
- No, I don't want some
shit, I want a nap.

907
00:52:20,571 --> 00:52:21,737
Now, get your skinny ass in here

908
00:52:21,739 --> 00:52:23,672
and help me move these pieces.

909
00:52:23,674 --> 00:52:26,675
- Fine, be that way.

910
00:53:25,336 --> 00:53:27,203
- Fuck, I'm so bored.

911
00:53:36,847 --> 00:53:39,481
- The time is near.

912
00:53:39,483 --> 00:53:43,219
After weeks of hints and clues,

913
00:53:43,221 --> 00:53:46,689
this hooded homo shall out a
closeted jock

914
00:53:46,691 --> 00:53:48,958
who has been masquerading about
the halls

915
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,292
of this high school

916
00:53:50,294 --> 00:53:53,395
as not only a straight star
athlete,

917
00:53:53,397 --> 00:53:54,863
but a gay basher, as well.

918
00:53:54,865 --> 00:53:58,667
Sometimes push comes to shove,

919
00:53:58,669 --> 00:53:59,835
and this hooded homo

920
00:53:59,837 --> 00:54:02,771
is poised and ready to shove
motherfucker

921
00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:06,542
all over the internet, stand by.

922
00:54:13,284 --> 00:54:14,883
Go on, do something.

923
00:55:04,769 --> 00:55:08,537
I'm not a believer, but
that always seems to work.

924
00:55:14,879 --> 00:55:17,446
Here we go, it's happening.

925
00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:31,860
Orin.

926
00:55:31,862 --> 00:55:33,729
- Sure, Aaron.
- Orin.

927
00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,365
- That's right.

928
00:55:36,366 --> 00:55:38,066
- Orin, whatever, so what?
- That's right.

929
00:55:38,069 --> 00:55:40,402
Gonna ask you again.

930
00:55:40,404 --> 00:55:41,937
What the fuck do you want from
us?

931
00:55:41,939 --> 00:55:43,505
Yeah, just
tell us what you want,

932
00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:45,107
and we'll give it to
you, anything you want.

933
00:55:45,109 --> 00:55:47,426
Shut your fuckin' face.

934
00:55:47,427 --> 00:55:49,744
Sure, why would we
worry about that minor detail?

935
00:55:49,747 --> 00:55:51,046
Listen, I'm serious.

936
00:55:51,048 --> 00:55:52,348
I've got a guy who's really good

937
00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:53,900
with the whole face-blurring
thing.

938
00:55:53,901 --> 00:55:55,451
So if you play your cards right,

939
00:55:55,453 --> 00:55:57,720
you can keep your anonymity,

940
00:55:57,722 --> 00:56:00,522
even if the study garners any
recognition.

941
00:56:00,524 --> 00:56:01,824
- Fuck that.

942
00:56:01,826 --> 00:56:04,126
Anonymity is not an option for
you at all.

943
00:56:05,563 --> 00:56:07,796
In fact, you know what?

944
00:56:17,108 --> 00:56:18,540
Guys, over here.

945
00:56:27,818 --> 00:56:30,419
Well, this is fucking
weird.

946
00:56:30,421 --> 00:56:32,821
Totally, but boobs,
right?

947
00:56:41,098 --> 00:56:42,164
- You fucking kidding me?

948
00:56:43,467 --> 00:56:44,733
You kidding me right now?

949
00:56:47,872 --> 00:56:49,438
They almost saw you, they almost
saw you.

950
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,006
I had to flash those morons my
tits

951
00:56:51,008 --> 00:56:52,941
for them to not see you or,

952
00:56:52,943 --> 00:56:55,978
Oh, my God.

953
00:56:55,979 --> 00:56:59,014
Orin, I am absolutely
down to do this with you,

954
00:56:59,016 --> 00:57:01,150
for you, and about you and your
cause,

955
00:57:01,152 --> 00:57:03,786
but you have to meet me halfway.

956
00:57:03,788 --> 00:57:05,754
We must stick with the script.

957
00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:07,423
Do I make myself clear?

958
00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:09,057
- Yes.

959
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,627
- No more loose cannon shit.

960
00:57:12,730 --> 00:57:15,597
Keep it up, and I pull the plug.

961
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:16,865
And I will untie them,

962
00:57:16,867 --> 00:57:18,767
and we will all go out to
breakfast.

963
00:57:29,146 --> 00:57:30,679
- I'm so stupid.

964
00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:38,987
Come here.

965
00:57:38,989 --> 00:57:39,922
Come here.

966
00:57:48,232 --> 00:57:49,231
Look at me.

967
00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:52,568
I know you're excited.

968
00:57:53,471 --> 00:57:54,470
We're all excited.

969
00:57:54,472 --> 00:57:57,139
But a lot's gone into this
crazy and fucked up plan,

970
00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:58,841
and I need you to stay focused

971
00:57:58,843 --> 00:58:01,677
if we're going to see this
through and done correctly.

972
00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:04,112
- I know.

973
00:58:05,850 --> 00:58:07,816
- Just sit tight, let me do my
thing.

974
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:10,919
- Okay.

975
00:58:18,896 --> 00:58:20,929
Do you think they'll sign your
contract?

976
00:58:20,931 --> 00:58:23,665
See, that's
what I'm talking about.

977
00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:25,534
You don't need to sweat that
stuff.

978
00:58:27,137 --> 00:58:31,874
To answer your
question, yeah, I do.

979
00:58:33,577 --> 00:58:35,344
I'm gonna get them to sign

980
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:37,112
exactly what I need them
to sign for my thesis,

981
00:58:37,114 --> 00:58:42,184
and then, you can have
your sweet, sweet revenge.

982
00:58:44,588 --> 00:58:45,654
- It shall be sweet.

983
00:58:46,790 --> 00:58:48,924
- What do you say in the
meantime,

984
00:58:48,926 --> 00:58:51,760
just take it easy, you know?

985
00:58:51,762 --> 00:58:54,129
Lay off the pills for a shift
or two, maybe take a nap,

986
00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:55,597
let me work on 'em a bit?

987
00:58:59,136 --> 00:59:00,068
- Deal.

988
00:59:02,740 --> 00:59:03,672
- Good deal.

989
00:59:06,677 --> 00:59:08,143
You just keep cool.

990
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:10,712
Let me go to work.

991
00:59:14,685 --> 00:59:15,817
Love you, mean it.

992
00:59:15,819 --> 00:59:17,119
- Love you, mean it.

993
00:59:22,660 --> 00:59:26,895
- Fuck your deal, bitch,
this is my operation.

994
00:59:26,897 --> 00:59:29,197
Just kidding, love you.

995
00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:32,334
Now do my bidding, you little
bitch.

996
00:59:32,336 --> 00:59:33,652
I don't mean that.

997
00:59:33,653 --> 00:59:34,969
Spit
in my fucking mouth.

998
00:59:34,972 --> 00:59:36,204
Fuck you, fuck, fuck you,

999
00:59:36,206 --> 00:59:38,206
fuck everyone, fuck, fuck, fuck!

1000
00:59:38,208 --> 00:59:39,174
Love you.

1001
00:59:57,895 --> 00:59:59,294
- Son of a bitch.

1002
01:00:03,667 --> 01:00:05,167
This was not the plan.

1003
01:00:05,169 --> 01:00:07,836
This has never been the plan.

1004
01:00:07,838 --> 01:00:09,638
You're gonna ruin everything
that we've worked for

1005
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,073
with this stupid kid shit.

1006
01:00:11,075 --> 01:00:14,676
What we're doing is way bigger
than this,

1007
01:00:14,678 --> 01:00:16,845
way more important than that.

1008
01:00:19,350 --> 01:00:20,682
- You just don't get it.

1009
01:00:20,684 --> 01:00:23,785
- Don't get it, nobody gets it.

1010
01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:27,189
That's the problem with
you, nobody ever gets it.

1011
01:00:27,191 --> 01:00:28,890
Orin knows best.

1012
01:00:28,892 --> 01:00:30,642
Look at yourself.

1013
01:00:30,643 --> 01:00:32,393
Does this look like the life
of somebody who knows best?

1014
01:00:32,396 --> 01:00:34,763
- If I show you, you'll
understand.

1015
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:39,935
- Show me what, show me what,
Orin?

1016
01:00:40,738 --> 01:00:41,803
- All of me.

1017
01:00:52,082 --> 01:00:53,849
- So what am I supposed
to understand, exactly?

1018
01:00:53,851 --> 01:00:55,017
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

1019
01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:57,085
Orin, you better open up

1020
01:00:57,087 --> 01:00:58,937
this fucking door.

1021
01:00:58,938 --> 01:01:00,788
You've lost your fucking
mind, are you kidding me?

1022
01:01:00,791 --> 01:01:02,057
- You just don't get it.

1023
01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:06,128
Ugh, let me fuck out.

1024
01:01:06,130 --> 01:01:07,796
- I wanna go viral.

1025
01:01:08,432 --> 01:01:09,297
- Orin!

1026
01:01:09,299 --> 01:01:11,233
- I need to go viral.

1027
01:01:13,237 --> 01:01:14,703
- Un-fucking-believable.

1028
01:01:22,379 --> 01:01:26,782
- Who's in charge now, me,
that's who.

1029
01:01:30,688 --> 01:01:32,054
I just can't hear this right
now.

1030
01:01:32,056 --> 01:01:33,722
Fuck, fuck it, fuck.

1031
01:01:33,724 --> 01:01:36,258
It's okay, everything's okay,
mm.

1032
01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:40,429
Going to my happy place.

1033
01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:04,219
Let me the fuck out.

1034
01:02:13,931 --> 01:02:15,030
- Show time.

1035
01:02:21,205 --> 01:02:22,237
Show time.

1036
01:02:27,845 --> 01:02:30,445
How are my two
favorite homophobes?

1037
01:02:30,447 --> 01:02:31,680
Aaron?

1038
01:02:31,681 --> 01:02:32,914
- It's Orin, it's always been
Orin,

1039
01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:34,883
and I know that you know that.

1040
01:02:34,885 --> 01:02:35,984
Hey, look, it's
Fancy Pants on screen.

1041
01:02:35,986 --> 01:02:38,887
- Fuck you, it's Orin.

1042
01:02:38,889 --> 01:02:41,289
Oh God, stop, stop, your moment,

1043
01:02:41,291 --> 01:02:43,925
not theirs, your moment, your
moment.

1044
01:02:43,927 --> 01:02:47,996
Ooh, ooh, okay.

1045
01:02:51,835 --> 01:02:53,435
I wanna thank you both so much

1046
01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:56,271
for being a part of this
experience.

1047
01:02:56,273 --> 01:03:00,308
The last few hours have
been quite educational.

1048
01:03:00,310 --> 01:03:05,013
Oh yes, I've been watching
and on the edge of my seat

1049
01:03:05,015 --> 01:03:07,315
absolutely riddled with
anticipation.

1050
01:03:08,185 --> 01:03:09,184
The results are in.

1051
01:03:13,157 --> 01:03:16,024
Dylan did quite well, as we all
know.

1052
01:03:16,026 --> 01:03:18,927
Hell, by now, just about
everybody knows that much.

1053
01:03:18,929 --> 01:03:23,298
As for you, Brad, you gave it
your best.

1054
01:03:25,068 --> 01:03:26,835
That much was evident.

1055
01:03:28,205 --> 01:03:29,971
There was even a little bit of
movement

1056
01:03:29,973 --> 01:03:34,276
down there at one point,
but unfortunately,

1057
01:03:34,278 --> 01:03:37,312
it wasn't enough to make
contact with your gay pal there.

1058
01:03:38,282 --> 01:03:39,815
Turns out you were wrong,

1059
01:03:39,817 --> 01:03:45,253
homosexuality isn't as simple
as a choice.

1060
01:03:50,527 --> 01:03:53,028
Your failure pleases me greatly.

1061
01:03:53,030 --> 01:03:56,131
One, it proves what
most of us already knew.

1062
01:03:56,133 --> 01:04:00,202
And two, it means we get to move
on

1063
01:04:00,204 --> 01:04:04,973
to my favorite phase of all
the phases, phase three.

1064
01:04:08,412 --> 01:04:11,346
Oh, I just love this part so
much.

1065
01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:18,920
Oh, what the fuck?

1066
01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:36,338
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

1067
01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:37,272
Get the fuck off of them!

1068
01:04:38,342 --> 01:04:40,642
Orin!

1069
01:04:40,644 --> 01:04:41,643
- Fuck!

1070
01:04:58,095 --> 01:04:59,661
You've lost your fucking
mind.

1071
01:04:59,663 --> 01:05:00,562
You don't wanna do this.

1072
01:05:00,564 --> 01:05:01,496
- Quiet, you!

1073
01:05:03,333 --> 01:05:06,001
Do stop that, do stop that.

1074
01:05:06,003 --> 01:05:09,437
Do stop that, do stop that, do
stop that.

1075
01:05:09,439 --> 01:05:12,073
Do stop that, do stop that, do
stop that,

1076
01:05:12,075 --> 01:05:14,309
do stop that, do stop that, do.

1077
01:05:14,311 --> 01:05:16,478
These damn things are so fickle.

1078
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:18,380
Always falling off the runner.

1079
01:05:25,188 --> 01:05:27,322
So much better.

1080
01:05:32,329 --> 01:05:33,495
Let's do this!

1081
01:05:42,272 --> 01:05:43,138
Just why won't he let
me ride?

1082
01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:44,840
He never lets me ride.

1083
01:05:44,841 --> 01:05:46,541
Oh, I don't think
he learned how to share.

1084
01:05:46,543 --> 01:05:48,243
- Yeah, he was probably a
fucking only child, man.

1085
01:05:48,245 --> 01:05:49,394
I should fuck you up.

1086
01:05:49,395 --> 01:05:50,544
- Oh yeah, he's definitely
an only fuckin' child.

1087
01:05:50,547 --> 01:05:52,080
He couldn't be doing it.

1088
01:05:52,082 --> 01:05:54,249
So Talkie, what the
fuck are we doin' here?

1089
01:05:55,185 --> 01:05:56,151
What are we doin'?

1090
01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:59,020
You know, usually, I'm able to
pick up

1091
01:05:59,022 --> 01:06:01,423
what the fuck you're ever it
is you're trying to put down,

1092
01:06:01,425 --> 01:06:04,025
but this time, this time,
I'm a little stumped,

1093
01:06:04,027 --> 01:06:06,328
to be quite honest, you know?

1094
01:06:06,330 --> 01:06:08,229
I mean, don't get me wrong, I
mean,

1095
01:06:08,231 --> 01:06:09,731
it's not like I don't appreciate
you

1096
01:06:09,733 --> 01:06:11,700
comin' to us first, though,

1097
01:06:12,536 --> 01:06:14,069
whatever the fuck this is,

1098
01:06:14,071 --> 01:06:17,472
but I would just like to
know before we get there,

1099
01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:20,275
you know, maybe, he's not even
listening.

1100
01:06:21,645 --> 01:06:22,744
Hey, when the fuck you gonna let
us

1101
01:06:22,746 --> 01:06:23,678
ride that thing, anyway?

1102
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:24,846
- Hey, man, sharing is caring.

1103
01:06:24,847 --> 01:06:26,013
When are you gonna let us ride
it?

1104
01:06:26,016 --> 01:06:27,315
- Ever?
- Yeah, man.

1105
01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:28,900
- Talkie, when are you
gonna let us ride it?

1106
01:06:28,901 --> 01:06:30,484
- Talkie, don't act
like you can't hear me.

1107
01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:32,253
- Talkie.
- Hey, fuck you.

1108
01:06:37,094 --> 01:06:38,126
Mute bitch.

1109
01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:40,769
- And it's never anything that--

1110
01:06:40,770 --> 01:06:42,210
- Sometimes it works out.
- Means anything.

1111
01:06:42,211 --> 01:06:43,651
- Yeah, people to pay me--
- Shut the fuck up.

1112
01:06:43,652 --> 01:06:45,092
- You're gonna be fine.

1113
01:06:45,093 --> 01:06:46,533
- Talkie, Talkie.
- Fuck.

1114
01:06:48,171 --> 01:06:49,237
- What, Talkie, what?

1115
01:06:49,239 --> 01:06:50,722
- What now?

1116
01:06:50,723 --> 01:06:52,206
- What's the big deal?
- It's an empty yard.

1117
01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:53,942
- That's it, man,

1118
01:06:53,943 --> 01:06:54,775
you can do it.
- Not helping.

1119
01:06:54,778 --> 01:06:55,710
- Sorry.

1120
01:07:05,288 --> 01:07:07,555
- Come on, right there, almost.

1121
01:07:07,557 --> 01:07:08,423
You can do it.

1122
01:07:08,425 --> 01:07:09,357
- Shut up!

1123
01:07:12,396 --> 01:07:13,495
- Faggot shit.

1124
01:07:16,633 --> 01:07:17,565
- Shit.

1125
01:07:18,735 --> 01:07:21,069
Oh, but I thought it was just us
chickens.

1126
01:07:22,406 --> 01:07:27,409
Oh, ooh, what?

1127
01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:30,578
- Oh, please don't.

1128
01:07:30,580 --> 01:07:33,715
How are my two
favorite homophobes?

1129
01:07:34,818 --> 01:07:36,418
- Aaron?

1130
01:07:36,419 --> 01:07:38,019
It's Orin, it's always
been Orin,

1131
01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:39,620
and I know that you know that.

1132
01:07:39,621 --> 01:07:41,221
Hey, look, it's
Fancy Pants on the screen!

1133
01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:43,391
Fuck you, it's Orin.

1134
01:07:43,393 --> 01:07:46,594
Oh, God, stop, stop,
your moment, not theirs.

1135
01:07:46,596 --> 01:07:49,164
Your moment, your moment, ooh.

1136
01:07:50,367 --> 01:07:52,100
I wanna thank you both so much

1137
01:07:52,102 --> 01:07:54,769
for being a part of this
experience.

1138
01:07:54,771 --> 01:07:58,440
The last few hours have
been quite educational.

1139
01:08:00,277 --> 01:08:01,943
- Hey.

1140
01:08:01,944 --> 01:08:03,610
I've been watching
it on the edge of my seat

1141
01:08:03,613 --> 01:08:04,646
absolutely riddled with
anticipation.

1142
01:08:04,648 --> 01:08:05,580
- Talkie.

1143
01:08:06,383 --> 01:08:07,549
- Psst, come here.

1144
01:08:14,324 --> 01:08:16,157
- Give me your eye.

1145
01:08:16,159 --> 01:08:17,625
Hand over the eye.

1146
01:08:19,129 --> 01:08:21,596
Hey, how about I use
the other fuckin' eye?

1147
01:08:21,598 --> 01:08:22,998
- Yeah, probably fly a little
better.

1148
01:08:22,999 --> 01:08:24,399
- Yeah.
- Yeah, bro shit.

1149
01:08:24,401 --> 01:08:26,334
Wasn't enough to
make contact with your gay--

1150
01:08:26,336 --> 01:08:27,402
- Atta boy.

1151
01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:40,815
And two, it means
that we get to move on

1152
01:08:40,817 --> 01:08:43,751
to my favorite phase, phase
three.

1153
01:08:46,523 --> 01:08:48,556
Oh, I just love this part so
much.

1154
01:08:50,861 --> 01:08:51,726
Oh, fuck.

1155
01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,765
- Hi.

1156
01:08:57,767 --> 01:08:58,700
- Hey.

1157
01:08:59,536 --> 01:09:00,401
Hi there.

1158
01:09:00,403 --> 01:09:01,269
Hello.

1159
01:09:01,271 --> 01:09:02,203
Go fuck yourself.

1160
01:09:02,205 --> 01:09:05,140
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no!

1161
01:09:05,142 --> 01:09:06,908
Get the fuck off of them!

1162
01:09:06,910 --> 01:09:08,510
- That guy, he's gonna
come through that door.

1163
01:09:08,512 --> 01:09:09,744
- Yeah?
- When he does,

1164
01:09:11,381 --> 01:09:12,814
bean him with that sink.

1165
01:09:13,850 --> 01:09:14,782
- Can do.

1166
01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:17,919
Quiet, you!

1167
01:09:17,921 --> 01:09:21,523
Do stop that, do stop that, do
stop that,

1168
01:09:21,525 --> 01:09:23,791
do stop that, do stop that, do
stop that.

1169
01:09:26,296 --> 01:09:27,795
These damn things are so fickle.

1170
01:09:27,797 --> 01:09:30,498
Always falling off the runners.

1171
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:33,668
Ah, ah.

1172
01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:36,671
Oh, it's so much better.

1173
01:09:40,911 --> 01:09:42,810
Let's do this!

1174
01:09:46,416 --> 01:09:47,348
- Woo!

1175
01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:48,616
- Woo.

1176
01:09:48,618 --> 01:09:50,818
- That was awesome.

1177
01:10:10,540 --> 01:10:11,756
- All right, guys, we get it.

1178
01:10:11,757 --> 01:10:12,973
You're in charge, now, shut it
off.

1179
01:10:12,976 --> 01:10:14,375
- But I don't wanna wait for it

1180
01:10:14,377 --> 01:10:15,510
to get over their heads, man.

1181
01:10:15,512 --> 01:10:16,611
That's gonna take forever.

1182
01:10:16,613 --> 01:10:17,745
- So what?

1183
01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:19,230
Where do you gotta be?

1184
01:10:19,231 --> 01:10:20,714
- Nowhere, I just think that
electrocution

1185
01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:21,950
would be so much better.

1186
01:10:22,953 --> 01:10:26,354
- So, go find a toaster.

1187
01:10:28,992 --> 01:10:30,558
And also an extension cord.

1188
01:10:31,461 --> 01:10:32,860
- Oh, shit.

1189
01:10:32,862 --> 01:10:36,297
Please tell me that you guys
are just fucking with us.

1190
01:10:36,299 --> 01:10:37,265
- What the fuck?

1191
01:10:37,267 --> 01:10:38,633
- There's that question again.

1192
01:10:38,635 --> 01:10:39,734
- What the fuck is this?

1193
01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:41,803
- Hey, new socks.

1194
01:10:41,805 --> 01:10:44,339
The homo has joined us.

1195
01:10:44,341 --> 01:10:45,373
It's Orin.

1196
01:10:47,244 --> 01:10:48,576
- What do you think would happen

1197
01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:50,812
if I knocked this thing in?

1198
01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:53,281
- Fucked if I know.

1199
01:10:54,251 --> 01:10:55,250
- Should I do it, Talkie?

1200
01:10:55,252 --> 01:10:56,251
- Please don't.

1201
01:10:56,253 --> 01:10:57,418
- I'm doin' it.

1202
01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:58,353
- Please don't.

1203
01:10:59,489 --> 01:11:02,357
- What, what, use your words,
shit.

1204
01:11:03,827 --> 01:11:05,593
All right, all right, all right.

1205
01:11:06,863 --> 01:11:09,497
- Seriously, there's like
real equipment in here.

1206
01:11:09,499 --> 01:11:11,399
- No, no, no, no, no.

1207
01:11:11,401 --> 01:11:14,302
Talkie doesn't go in for
that newfangled shit.

1208
01:11:14,304 --> 01:11:15,637
He's old school.

1209
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:27,348
- Yeah, well that just sounds
horrible.

1210
01:11:27,350 --> 01:11:29,417
Fuck this, I'm
gonna go find a toaster.

1211
01:11:31,588 --> 01:11:36,658
- All right, so what exactly is
going on?

1212
01:11:36,660 --> 01:11:39,360
- This crazy fucking bitch--

1213
01:11:39,362 --> 01:11:40,762
- She's super nuts.
- These motherfuckers--

1214
01:11:40,764 --> 01:11:41,629
- This crazy bitch--
- She's super nuts.

1215
01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:42,563
- Shut up.

1216
01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:44,899
Not all everybody at once.

1217
01:11:44,901 --> 01:11:46,934
You sound like a bunch of
cluckin' hens.

1218
01:11:46,936 --> 01:11:48,870
Jesus, I just can't.

1219
01:11:51,374 --> 01:11:52,307
Now, you.

1220
01:11:53,410 --> 01:11:55,026
Why you hangin' there

1221
01:11:55,027 --> 01:11:56,643
with your dick avatared to that
kid?

1222
01:11:57,881 --> 01:11:59,380
Avatared?

1223
01:11:59,382 --> 01:12:00,448
- Yeah, you know.

1224
01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:02,917
Like the movie, the blue one.

1225
01:12:04,454 --> 01:12:07,622
Your dick is like connected,
like, inserted, even.

1226
01:12:07,624 --> 01:12:09,691
It's like they did with the
tails.

1227
01:12:09,693 --> 01:12:12,827
You know, you're avatarted

1228
01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:17,065
Avatarted, get it, that's
a good one.

1229
01:12:18,868 --> 01:12:21,402
Hey, Frank, you missed it.

1230
01:12:21,404 --> 01:12:22,804
I just called 'em avatarted.

1231
01:12:24,908 --> 01:12:26,007
Anyways, this crazy
bitch--

1232
01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:27,075
- Shut the fuck up.

1233
01:12:27,077 --> 01:12:28,009
Frank?

1234
01:12:28,912 --> 01:12:31,713
Avatarted,

1235
01:12:31,715 --> 01:12:32,680
that's hilarious, Hank!

1236
01:12:32,682 --> 01:12:33,815
Yes, I know.

1237
01:12:34,784 --> 01:12:35,750
- Don't tell them about Meg.

1238
01:12:35,752 --> 01:12:37,652
- Maybe I will, maybe I won't.

1239
01:12:37,654 --> 01:12:38,953
- That sounds pretty rad.

1240
01:12:39,889 --> 01:12:40,822
Does it?

1241
01:12:42,559 --> 01:12:43,825
- Dude, the homo was holding out
on us.

1242
01:12:43,827 --> 01:12:44,692
We got Adderall up here,

1243
01:12:44,694 --> 01:12:45,860
and you better believe

1244
01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:47,027
I'm crushin' that shit up right
now.

1245
01:12:47,030 --> 01:12:48,696
Crushed blue dust up in here,

1246
01:12:49,899 --> 01:12:51,666
crushed addies, yeah.

1247
01:12:51,668 --> 01:12:52,834
- Fuck yes!

1248
01:12:52,836 --> 01:12:55,937
Hey, hey, bring that shit down
here.

1249
01:12:55,939 --> 01:12:58,539
- Will do, Hank.

1250
01:12:59,776 --> 01:13:00,708
- Wait a minute.

1251
01:13:00,710 --> 01:13:04,679
His name is Frank, and yours is
Hank?

1252
01:13:04,681 --> 01:13:05,613
Frank and Hank?

1253
01:13:05,615 --> 01:13:07,582
That's so gay.

1254
01:13:07,584 --> 01:13:09,650
- Oh yeah, is it?

1255
01:13:09,652 --> 01:13:11,152
As gay as your dick right now,

1256
01:13:11,154 --> 01:13:12,954
touchin' his dick, huh?

1257
01:13:14,591 --> 01:13:16,924
- This crazy bitch picked
us up at a bar last night,

1258
01:13:16,926 --> 01:13:19,093
led us on, and then kidnapped
us.

1259
01:13:19,095 --> 01:13:22,497
Kidnapped by
a girl?

1260
01:13:22,499 --> 01:13:24,049
You guys are pussies.

1261
01:13:24,050 --> 01:13:25,600
- Listen, she used her van
against us,

1262
01:13:25,602 --> 01:13:28,603
and she had tear gas and a gas
mask, and--

1263
01:13:28,605 --> 01:13:30,505
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait.

1264
01:13:30,507 --> 01:13:31,506
What crazy bitch?

1265
01:13:31,508 --> 01:13:32,640
His sister.

1266
01:13:35,478 --> 01:13:36,511
- Pigs in a Blanket.

1267
01:13:36,513 --> 01:13:37,629
It's Orin.

1268
01:13:37,630 --> 01:13:38,746
Is he speakin' the
truth?

1269
01:13:38,748 --> 01:13:41,916
- Yeah, she's kinda crazy.

1270
01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:43,684
- And she's your sister?

1271
01:13:43,686 --> 01:13:45,186
- Yes.

1272
01:13:45,188 --> 01:13:48,423
- Yeah, see now we're gettin'
somewhere.

1273
01:13:48,425 --> 01:13:54,462
All right, and so where
is this crazy bitch now?

1274
01:13:54,464 --> 01:13:57,899
- I'm telling you, your
guess is as good as ours.

1275
01:13:57,901 --> 01:13:59,934
We're just pawns in their little
game.

1276
01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:01,536
Now, will you please turn off
the spigot?

1277
01:14:01,538 --> 01:14:03,905
- Ooh, that's racist.

1278
01:14:03,907 --> 01:14:05,740
- Spigot is not racist.

1279
01:14:05,742 --> 01:14:08,476
And would you please just turn
it off?

1280
01:14:08,478 --> 01:14:10,511
- Pigs in a Blanket, where
is your sister right now?

1281
01:14:10,513 --> 01:14:12,146
- Name is Orin.

1282
01:14:13,049 --> 01:14:13,981
- Sweet.

1283
01:14:15,685 --> 01:14:16,935
Bam.

1284
01:14:16,936 --> 01:14:18,186
- Ooh, welly welly welly well.

1285
01:14:18,188 --> 01:14:21,556
- Welly welly well.
- Yes, yes.

1286
01:14:27,597 --> 01:14:28,863
Ugh, ai ai ack.

1287
01:14:30,133 --> 01:14:31,466
Particulate hairs.

1288
01:14:36,239 --> 01:14:37,539
- Okay.
- Well.

1289
01:14:37,540 --> 01:14:38,840
- That is--
- So, all right, fine.

1290
01:14:40,477 --> 01:14:42,109
- So help me understand this.

1291
01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:45,980
Where, where is this
crazy bitch sister now?

1292
01:14:45,982 --> 01:14:47,782
She just, she just disappeared?

1293
01:14:47,784 --> 01:14:49,150
- Who disappeared?

1294
01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:52,787
- All right, Pigs in a Blanket's
got

1295
01:14:52,789 --> 01:14:54,088
a crazy bitch sister.

1296
01:14:54,090 --> 01:14:55,790
She kidnapped these two
pussies--

1297
01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:56,958
- A girl, what pussies.

1298
01:14:56,959 --> 01:14:58,125
That's what I'm
sayin', they're pussies.

1299
01:14:58,127 --> 01:15:00,628
- Hm.

1300
01:15:00,629 --> 01:15:03,130
- And who made you all up to
look like fag marionettes?

1301
01:15:03,132 --> 01:15:04,232
- She did.

1302
01:15:04,234 --> 01:15:05,166
- She did.

1303
01:15:07,971 --> 01:15:09,487
Why?

1304
01:15:09,488 --> 01:15:11,004
- Because she's a crazy bitch,
that's why.

1305
01:15:12,609 --> 01:15:13,274
- Fair enough.

1306
01:15:13,276 --> 01:15:14,509
- This shit is boring.

1307
01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:15,743
I'm gonna go find a toaster.

1308
01:15:15,744 --> 01:15:16,977
- All right, you do what you
gotta do.

1309
01:15:16,980 --> 01:15:20,581
- She said it was for an
experiment for her class.

1310
01:15:20,583 --> 01:15:22,116
- She said.

1311
01:15:22,118 --> 01:15:24,135
- Trying to prove some point

1312
01:15:24,136 --> 01:15:26,153
about homosexuality not
being a choice or some shit.

1313
01:15:26,155 --> 01:15:28,189
That's hilarious.

1314
01:15:28,191 --> 01:15:29,790
Of course, it's a fucking
choice.

1315
01:15:29,792 --> 01:15:30,858
- That's what I said.

1316
01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:31,993
But she said we had to prove it

1317
01:15:31,995 --> 01:15:33,027
before she'd let us go.

1318
01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:34,028
- She said.

1319
01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:36,831
- What, what?

1320
01:15:40,103 --> 01:15:43,170
- She said if we got hard for
each other,

1321
01:15:43,172 --> 01:15:44,305
she'd let us go.

1322
01:15:49,245 --> 01:15:52,113
- That is also hilarious.

1323
01:15:52,115 --> 01:15:54,115
Like the day's really lookin'
up.

1324
01:15:54,117 --> 01:15:58,252
All right, so she said
she picked you two, why?

1325
01:15:58,254 --> 01:15:59,587
She said.

1326
01:16:00,790 --> 01:16:03,090
- Kid, why do you keep sayin'
that?

1327
01:16:03,092 --> 01:16:05,159
- I don't know, 'cause
that's what she said.

1328
01:16:05,161 --> 01:16:06,260
It's funny and stuff.

1329
01:16:07,096 --> 01:16:08,029
- Is it?

1330
01:16:10,233 --> 01:16:11,232
Friend's retarded.

1331
01:16:12,602 --> 01:16:13,384
- He is.

1332
01:16:13,385 --> 01:16:14,167
- Shut the fuck up.
- Shut up.

1333
01:16:14,170 --> 01:16:15,636
- Merely agreeing.

1334
01:16:15,638 --> 01:16:17,622
- Anyway, what I was getting at

1335
01:16:17,623 --> 01:16:19,607
is that we might have fucked
with this dude in school.

1336
01:16:19,609 --> 01:16:21,175
It's up for debate.

1337
01:16:21,176 --> 01:16:22,742
- Up for debate, fuck you, up
for debate.

1338
01:16:22,745 --> 01:16:25,346
You fucked with me, you
both fucked with me daily.

1339
01:16:25,348 --> 01:16:27,715
- All right, I can see that.

1340
01:16:27,717 --> 01:16:30,685
So how'd it go?

1341
01:16:31,354 --> 01:16:33,321
- How did what go?

1342
01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:35,289
- You know, the experiment.

1343
01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:38,092
- I don't know, ask him.

1344
01:16:38,094 --> 01:16:38,960
- Pigs in a Blanket.

1345
01:16:38,962 --> 01:16:40,173
It's Orin.

1346
01:16:40,174 --> 01:16:41,385
How'd the experiment
go?

1347
01:16:41,386 --> 01:16:42,597
- One of them failed miserably.

1348
01:16:43,700 --> 01:16:45,132
The other flourished.

1349
01:16:45,134 --> 01:16:50,204
- Oh, good for you,
brother, good for you, eh?

1350
01:16:50,206 --> 01:16:51,973
Way to put up a fight

1351
01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:55,676
Uh, you know, that's a problem
these days.

1352
01:16:55,678 --> 01:16:57,111
I mean, the gays are fuckin'

1353
01:16:57,113 --> 01:17:00,781
takin' over everything,
you know?

1354
01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:02,149
You know, there's this guy,

1355
01:17:02,151 --> 01:17:04,018
lives around these parts, all
right,

1356
01:17:04,020 --> 01:17:05,052
runs around here

1357
01:17:05,054 --> 01:17:09,190
and he's a little funny, you
know,

1358
01:17:09,192 --> 01:17:11,058
a little funny, know what I
mean?

1359
01:17:11,060 --> 01:17:14,629
Huh, I mean, can you
imagine that, a gay dude

1360
01:17:14,631 --> 01:17:15,930
walkin' around thinkin' he's in
charge

1361
01:17:15,932 --> 01:17:17,932
of this fucked-up situation?

1362
01:17:17,934 --> 01:17:18,833
- Like to hear you talk that way

1363
01:17:18,835 --> 01:17:20,034
when he's around.

1364
01:17:20,036 --> 01:17:22,069
- Hey, shut the fuck up, Frank.

1365
01:17:22,071 --> 01:17:23,304
Hey, why don't you be fuckin'
useful?

1366
01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:24,739
Bring me some more fuckin' drugs

1367
01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:26,807
and better yet, fix this fuckin'
spigot.

1368
01:17:26,809 --> 01:17:28,342
- I'm still lookin' for a
toaster.

1369
01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:29,777
- He actually tried.

1370
01:17:29,779 --> 01:17:31,178
- Wait, tried, tried what?

1371
01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:36,183
- Brad attempted to cross over.

1372
01:17:36,185 --> 01:17:39,153
- It's true, asked me to
talk like a chick, even.

1373
01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:40,187
- Dude.

1374
01:17:44,761 --> 01:17:46,727
- Fuck you.
- You tried to get it up

1375
01:17:46,729 --> 01:17:50,264
for your bro.

1376
01:17:50,266 --> 01:17:53,300
Oh, this is great, this is
fucking great.

1377
01:17:53,302 --> 01:17:55,102
Frank, come down here.

1378
01:17:55,104 --> 01:17:56,404
Your water's gushin' now.

1379
01:18:02,979 --> 01:18:06,714
- Brad, Dylan.

1380
01:18:06,716 --> 01:18:08,182
The fuck do you want?

1381
01:18:08,184 --> 01:18:13,821
- I'm only gonna say this once,
I'm sorry.

1382
01:18:15,224 --> 01:18:16,824
Fantastic for all of
us.

1383
01:18:16,826 --> 01:18:17,892
Fancy Pants is sorry.

1384
01:18:17,893 --> 01:18:18,959
Well, that doesn't do
any good for any of us,

1385
01:18:18,961 --> 01:18:20,294
now does it?

1386
01:18:20,296 --> 01:18:21,328
It's Orin.

1387
01:18:22,899 --> 01:18:24,699
And this wasn't the plan.

1388
01:18:24,701 --> 01:18:27,101
Yeah, well what
exactly was the plan?

1389
01:18:27,103 --> 01:18:28,369
I'm racking my brain over
here tryin' to figure it out.

1390
01:18:28,371 --> 01:18:31,005
- I just wanted a taste of
vengeance.

1391
01:18:31,007 --> 01:18:32,673
Heard it was sweet.

1392
01:18:32,674 --> 01:18:34,340
Wanted to humiliate you
two for fucking with me.

1393
01:18:34,343 --> 01:18:37,144
Well, feel good about
yourself.

1394
01:18:37,146 --> 01:18:39,447
I'm absolutely and utterly
humiliated at the moment.

1395
01:18:39,449 --> 01:18:41,482
Fuck that,
I'm not, just nervous.

1396
01:18:41,484 --> 01:18:44,719
- Dyl, please.

1397
01:18:44,721 --> 01:18:46,020
- What do you think
they're gonna do to us?

1398
01:18:46,022 --> 01:18:47,188
- I don't know, Aaron.

1399
01:18:47,190 --> 01:18:48,422
Your guess is as good as mine.

1400
01:18:48,424 --> 01:18:49,724
- It's Orin.

1401
01:18:49,726 --> 01:18:50,791
- Whatever.

1402
01:18:51,494 --> 01:18:52,727
Where's your sister?

1403
01:18:52,729 --> 01:18:54,061
- She's gone, she took off.

1404
01:18:54,063 --> 01:18:54,929
- She left?

1405
01:18:54,931 --> 01:18:55,830
- Yeah.

1406
01:18:55,832 --> 01:18:57,264
- That seems odd.

1407
01:18:57,266 --> 01:18:58,933
Bitch got scared.

1408
01:18:59,736 --> 01:19:01,402
- Dylan, shut the fuck up.

1409
01:19:01,404 --> 01:19:04,772
- Brad, do you think you
could take those guys?

1410
01:19:04,774 --> 01:19:06,807
- These clowns, of
course I could take 'em.

1411
01:19:06,809 --> 01:19:09,143
- Do you really think you could
take 'em?

1412
01:19:09,145 --> 01:19:12,813
- Yes, if my hands weren't
hog-tied to my legs

1413
01:19:12,815 --> 01:19:14,849
and if I wasn't suspended
by a series of ropes

1414
01:19:14,851 --> 01:19:17,051
in an empty pool with my dick
looped to my friend here,

1415
01:19:17,053 --> 01:19:19,386
then yeah, I could take
these drug-addled bitches.

1416
01:19:19,388 --> 01:19:21,756
- Listen to me very carefully.

1417
01:19:23,493 --> 01:19:25,326
You should be able to free
yourself.

1418
01:19:25,328 --> 01:19:26,878
- And how's that?

1419
01:19:26,879 --> 01:19:28,429
- That's a Chinese finger trap
down there.

1420
01:19:28,431 --> 01:19:29,619
- Yeah.

1421
01:19:29,620 --> 01:19:30,808
- The secret to its release--

1422
01:19:30,809 --> 01:19:31,997
- Holy shit, dude, my boner's
gone.

1423
01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:33,033
Great, Dyl, not now.

1424
01:19:33,035 --> 01:19:34,268
- Oh.

1425
01:19:34,270 --> 01:19:38,038
- If you submit to it, give in,

1426
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:40,007
then it releases, and you'll be
free.

1427
01:19:40,009 --> 01:19:41,876
- I'm so serial, it's soft now.

1428
01:19:41,878 --> 01:19:43,878
- Not now, please.

1429
01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:44,545
- Oh.

1430
01:19:44,547 --> 01:19:45,880
- What does that mean?

1431
01:19:45,882 --> 01:19:46,947
How do we submit?

1432
01:19:46,949 --> 01:19:48,883
- Just do exactly what I tell
you.

1433
01:19:48,885 --> 01:19:50,084
- I fuckin' hate the sound of
that.

1434
01:19:50,086 --> 01:19:52,219
- It's gone, really.

1435
01:19:52,221 --> 01:19:53,487
- You're not going to like it,

1436
01:19:53,489 --> 01:19:55,089
but you're going to have to
trust me.

1437
01:19:55,091 --> 01:19:56,591
- Great, go.

1438
01:19:56,592 --> 01:19:58,092
- Smash your groins together
with force.

1439
01:19:58,094 --> 01:19:59,126
- Fuck you.

1440
01:19:59,128 --> 01:20:01,245
- Not kidding.

1441
01:20:01,246 --> 01:20:03,363
The knots I have you in
will release with slack.

1442
01:20:03,366 --> 01:20:06,267
And I knew you'd never do it on
your own,

1443
01:20:06,269 --> 01:20:08,369
and it was going to be awesome.

1444
01:20:08,371 --> 01:20:10,404
And I'd let you know that
the secret to your release

1445
01:20:10,406 --> 01:20:12,373
was always right there in front
of you,

1446
01:20:12,375 --> 01:20:13,841
but your own homophobia

1447
01:20:13,842 --> 01:20:15,308
would have never afforded such a
scenario

1448
01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:17,128
for you to do this on your own.

1449
01:20:17,129 --> 01:20:18,946
And it would have been
awe-inspiring and meaningful

1450
01:20:18,948 --> 01:20:20,848
and poetic and all that shit.

1451
01:20:20,850 --> 01:20:21,982
But then these guys showed up,

1452
01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:23,684
and everything went to shit

1453
01:20:23,685 --> 01:20:25,385
just like everything
always does in my life.

1454
01:20:25,386 --> 01:20:27,086
And I wanna fucking smash
and obliterate everything

1455
01:20:27,089 --> 01:20:28,088
and all this bullshit, it's so--

1456
01:20:28,090 --> 01:20:31,025
- Shut up, shit.

1457
01:20:31,027 --> 01:20:33,127
So things got fucked, all right?

1458
01:20:33,129 --> 01:20:35,112
How do we fix it?

1459
01:20:35,113 --> 01:20:37,096
And I swear to God, if you
are fucking with me, I'll--

1460
01:20:37,099 --> 01:20:38,499
- You'll what?

1461
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:39,900
Wait for the water to rise to a
level

1462
01:20:39,902 --> 01:20:41,902
where you might be able to
float in my general direction

1463
01:20:41,904 --> 01:20:43,871
and nudge me as you pass by?

1464
01:20:43,873 --> 01:20:47,074
Just do it, smash your groins
together.

1465
01:20:49,312 --> 01:20:51,045
- You ready?

1466
01:20:51,047 --> 01:20:52,213
- This better work, faggot.

1467
01:20:52,215 --> 01:20:54,849
- Faggot, really?

1468
01:20:54,851 --> 01:20:57,017
You're the one with a fucking
hard-on.

1469
01:20:57,019 --> 01:20:59,520
- It's gone, I already
told you, it's gone.

1470
01:20:59,522 --> 01:21:00,855
Oh wait, maybe not.

1471
01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:08,295
- Okay, we're mashed, now what?

1472
01:21:08,297 --> 01:21:10,965
- Okay, now roll your shoulders
back

1473
01:21:12,335 --> 01:21:14,201
at the same time.

1474
01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:16,871
And your straps should release.

1475
01:21:16,873 --> 01:21:18,439
- Shit, my boner's back.

1476
01:21:21,310 --> 01:21:24,211
- Not now, Dyl, just roll
your shoulders on three.

1477
01:21:25,514 --> 01:21:28,549
Oh, I hate this so much.

1478
01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:31,619
One, please work.

1479
01:21:31,621 --> 01:21:36,991
Two, fuck you, three.

1480
01:21:44,433 --> 01:21:46,967
- What's happening, did it work?

1481
01:21:46,969 --> 01:21:49,470
- Kind of, we're on our sides
now.

1482
01:21:49,472 --> 01:21:51,205
But our arms and legs are
still--

1483
01:21:51,207 --> 01:21:52,139
- What?

1484
01:21:52,141 --> 01:21:53,007
Shit, shit, shit.

1485
01:21:53,009 --> 01:21:54,241
What, what, what?

1486
01:21:55,244 --> 01:21:56,977
- Looks like I won.

1487
01:21:56,979 --> 01:21:57,978
- Hey, Aaron.

1488
01:21:57,980 --> 01:21:59,380
- It's Orin.

1489
01:21:59,382 --> 01:22:01,215
- We're still tied up.

1490
01:22:01,217 --> 01:22:02,249
- Really?

1491
01:22:02,251 --> 01:22:03,217
- Just really.

1492
01:22:03,219 --> 01:22:04,418
- Brad's dick is out, though.

1493
01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:06,086
- Not relevant in the least!

1494
01:22:09,292 --> 01:22:12,960
- Found a toaster and an
extension cord.

1495
01:22:12,962 --> 01:22:13,661
- Great.

1496
01:22:13,663 --> 01:22:14,528
- Holy fuck.

1497
01:22:14,530 --> 01:22:16,130
- What?

1498
01:22:16,132 --> 01:22:17,164
- No, no, no, no, no!

1499
01:22:27,043 --> 01:22:27,975
- Rude.

1500
01:22:33,182 --> 01:22:34,581
- What the fuck are you doin'?

1501
01:22:34,583 --> 01:22:36,717
- Sorry, I thought it was,

1502
01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:37,952
thought the cord was long
enough.

1503
01:22:37,954 --> 01:22:38,986
If I didn't throw it so far,

1504
01:22:38,987 --> 01:22:40,019
I think it probably would have--

1505
01:22:40,022 --> 01:22:41,388
- Would, would have what?

1506
01:22:41,390 --> 01:22:44,258
- You know, electrocute them.

1507
01:22:45,561 --> 01:22:48,395
- No, no we're not doin' that.

1508
01:22:48,397 --> 01:22:50,230
We're not, we're not doin'
murder.

1509
01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:53,667
God, what's wrong with you?

1510
01:22:53,669 --> 01:22:55,336
Nothing.

1511
01:22:55,338 --> 01:22:57,037
I just thought that we
were gonna have some fun

1512
01:22:57,039 --> 01:22:58,405
and fry these fuckers, man.

1513
01:23:00,476 --> 01:23:01,742
- Yeah, Talkie's right.

1514
01:23:01,744 --> 01:23:03,677
What about all the fuckin'
equipment?

1515
01:23:03,678 --> 01:23:05,611
I mean, there's actual
value shit down there.

1516
01:23:05,614 --> 01:23:07,681
- I thought since they were
trespassing, we could just--

1517
01:23:07,683 --> 01:23:10,451
- Trespassing, trespassing?

1518
01:23:10,453 --> 01:23:13,220
We are all trespassing, all
right?

1519
01:23:13,222 --> 01:23:15,222
And none of this shit is ours.

1520
01:23:15,224 --> 01:23:17,524
It's fuckin' nobody's.

1521
01:23:17,526 --> 01:23:19,226
We were just gonna steal the
shit,

1522
01:23:19,228 --> 01:23:21,729
scare the fuck out of
'em, and bail, all right?

1523
01:23:21,731 --> 01:23:23,097
Like, that's it.

1524
01:23:23,098 --> 01:23:24,464
Please don't
steal my sister's shit.

1525
01:23:24,467 --> 01:23:25,432
She'll kill me.

1526
01:23:25,434 --> 01:23:27,468
- Shut up you, Pigs in a
Blanket.

1527
01:23:27,470 --> 01:23:29,269
- He's right, she's crazy.

1528
01:23:29,271 --> 01:23:30,437
Probably track you down and
string you up

1529
01:23:30,439 --> 01:23:32,473
or some shit.

1530
01:23:32,474 --> 01:23:34,508
- Yeah well, how about you
shut the fuck up, Tiny Dick?

1531
01:23:35,977 --> 01:23:37,443
You know, she's
probably gonna break out

1532
01:23:37,446 --> 01:23:40,080
of that drum room upstairs any
minute now

1533
01:23:40,082 --> 01:23:41,448
and be down here raisin' hell.

1534
01:23:41,450 --> 01:23:42,716
- You locked her up?

1535
01:23:42,718 --> 01:23:44,685
Totally, she
was being such a snatch.

1536
01:23:44,687 --> 01:23:48,422
- Wait, what, she's here?

1537
01:23:48,424 --> 01:23:49,656
Upstairs, in the drum
room.

1538
01:23:49,658 --> 01:23:51,792
- She's upstairs in the drum
room.

1539
01:23:51,794 --> 01:23:53,694
Thought you did a sweep
of the house, Frank.

1540
01:23:53,696 --> 01:23:55,379
- I did, I did, Hank, I did.

1541
01:23:55,380 --> 01:23:57,063
It's just that one of the
rooms was locked, okay?

1542
01:23:57,066 --> 01:23:58,732
- Oh, one of the doors was
locked.

1543
01:23:58,734 --> 01:24:02,503
Oh God, does it ever end with
you?

1544
01:24:02,505 --> 01:24:04,638
Geez, your level of
incompetence,

1545
01:24:06,075 --> 01:24:09,343
it continues to astound and
amaze me.

1546
01:24:09,345 --> 01:24:10,444
- Thank you.

1547
01:24:10,446 --> 01:24:11,678
- It wasn't a compliment.

1548
01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:16,350
- Oh look, yeah, now the water's
drainin' out of the pool.

1549
01:24:16,352 --> 01:24:19,319
- Good, good, 'cause
we're not doin' murder.

1550
01:24:19,321 --> 01:24:21,588
- So boring, so then what?

1551
01:24:25,795 --> 01:24:28,195
- All right, I don't know.

1552
01:24:38,107 --> 01:24:40,240
- No way, no way, no way.

1553
01:24:40,242 --> 01:24:41,508
Not that giant pufta.

1554
01:24:41,510 --> 01:24:43,210
No, he gets way too much credit

1555
01:24:43,212 --> 01:24:44,445
for this kind of shit as it is.

1556
01:24:44,447 --> 01:24:46,346
- I don't know, man, he might be
right.

1557
01:24:46,348 --> 01:24:49,083
Durant would probably
know what to do with this.

1558
01:24:50,453 --> 01:24:52,686
- No, wait, you sayin'
I don't know what to do?

1559
01:24:52,688 --> 01:24:54,822
- You literally just said that
you didn't

1560
01:24:54,824 --> 01:24:56,690
and that Durant's got his,
what do people call it,

1561
01:24:56,692 --> 01:24:58,492
you know, his fist in the pulse.

1562
01:24:58,494 --> 01:25:01,728
- God, finger, finger
on the pulse, you fool.

1563
01:25:02,631 --> 01:25:04,932
Fuckin' idiot, he doesn't.

1564
01:25:04,933 --> 01:25:07,234
He doesn't have his finger
on the pulse of anything.

1565
01:25:07,236 --> 01:25:09,770
He might his finger jammed
up some dude's ass, huh?

1566
01:25:09,772 --> 01:25:12,306
Yeah, might have it like
that, you know, come on.

1567
01:25:12,308 --> 01:25:15,375
That's funny, he does,
finger, up some dude's ass.

1568
01:25:19,748 --> 01:25:21,882
This old girl,
she's cleanin' up real nice.

1569
01:25:21,884 --> 01:25:24,718
Hey, this chandelier, I
got this at a garage sale.

1570
01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:26,687
Gonna put that right here.

1571
01:25:26,689 --> 01:25:29,156
I like that right there, I like
that.

1572
01:25:29,158 --> 01:25:31,008
Whoa, whoa, what the
fuck?

1573
01:25:31,009 --> 01:25:32,859
- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, hey, Talkie, Talkie.

1574
01:25:32,862 --> 01:25:34,628
Right, right, right, yeah, yeah.

1575
01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:36,296
I have no idea what you're doing

1576
01:25:36,298 --> 01:25:38,465
or what you're saying, man, all
right?

1577
01:25:39,435 --> 01:25:40,601
What do you want?

1578
01:25:40,602 --> 01:25:41,768
Can't you see we're busy right
now?

1579
01:25:41,770 --> 01:25:43,237
We're tryin' to work on these
houses.

1580
01:25:43,238 --> 01:25:44,705
Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1581
01:25:44,707 --> 01:25:46,673
We just painted this wall.

1582
01:25:46,675 --> 01:25:49,810
Like I said, I'm a very
busy man at the moment.

1583
01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:54,314
Talkie, yes, but can't you
just write this out for me

1584
01:25:54,316 --> 01:25:55,749
on a pad or something?

1585
01:25:55,751 --> 01:25:56,683
Listen, Lake, can y'all give me,
give me--

1586
01:25:56,685 --> 01:25:57,885
Mm.

1587
01:26:00,289 --> 01:26:04,158
- Wait, oh, shit.

1588
01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:05,425
You're illiterate, too.

1589
01:26:06,428 --> 01:26:08,095
A one-eyed mute motherfucker,

1590
01:26:08,096 --> 01:26:09,763
and you can't read or write,
neither?

1591
01:26:09,765 --> 01:26:12,566
Damn, son, what the hell
happened to you?

1592
01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:17,304
So, eh, Talkie, eh, I'm sorry.

1593
01:26:17,306 --> 01:26:18,739
Look, hey, look at me, man.

1594
01:26:19,875 --> 01:26:21,408
Don't you got an address for me,
at least?

1595
01:26:21,410 --> 01:26:22,676
Gimme an address, right.

1596
01:26:22,678 --> 01:26:26,914
No, no, Talkie, I meant
with a pen and paper, man.

1597
01:26:26,916 --> 01:26:28,582
No, fuck it.

1598
01:26:30,619 --> 01:26:32,653
All right, so you're illiterate,

1599
01:26:32,655 --> 01:26:36,323
and you can still do
this whole numbers thing.

1600
01:26:37,226 --> 01:26:38,225
Shit's fascinating.

1601
01:26:38,227 --> 01:26:41,228
237, okay, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, wait a minute.

1602
01:26:41,230 --> 01:26:42,896
You're not talkin' about
my drum pad, are you?

1603
01:26:42,898 --> 01:26:44,898
- Whoa, what about the drum pad,
boss?

1604
01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:48,936
- Let me try and decipher
this whole cave scroll shit

1605
01:26:48,938 --> 01:26:50,737
that you're doin' on my wall
here.

1606
01:26:51,807 --> 01:26:53,307
I gotcha three people here.

1607
01:26:53,309 --> 01:26:54,308
Are they dancing?

1608
01:26:55,544 --> 01:26:56,510
Are they fighting?

1609
01:27:00,382 --> 01:27:01,448
They're fucking?

1610
01:27:02,685 --> 01:27:03,917
In my drum house?

1611
01:27:05,487 --> 01:27:07,754
Wait, so three people are kind
of fucking

1612
01:27:07,756 --> 01:27:09,456
in my empty swimming pool?

1613
01:27:10,326 --> 01:27:12,726
Well, well, oh shit, Talkie.

1614
01:27:12,728 --> 01:27:15,329
Please tell me no one's
gettin' raped right now.

1615
01:27:19,468 --> 01:27:21,468
All right, yeah, I got it, I got
it.

1616
01:27:21,470 --> 01:27:23,637
Yeah, this is interesting, for
sure.

1617
01:27:23,639 --> 01:27:25,505
All right, it's concerning as
hell.

1618
01:27:25,507 --> 01:27:26,773
But it's not pressing, all
right?

1619
01:27:26,775 --> 01:27:28,575
All right, yeah Talkie,

1620
01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:30,244
go lookin' out, man, all right?

1621
01:27:30,246 --> 01:27:31,712
Listen, you're gonna be rewarded
for this

1622
01:27:31,714 --> 01:27:33,847
if this turns out to
be anything, all right?

1623
01:27:33,849 --> 01:27:36,950
But right now, we gotta get
back to work, all right?

1624
01:27:36,952 --> 01:27:37,985
Talkie, gotta get back--

1625
01:27:37,987 --> 01:27:39,987
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1626
01:27:39,989 --> 01:27:42,889
You don't advance on a man
unless you can back it up.

1627
01:27:42,891 --> 01:27:44,524
Can you back it up, Valkyrie?

1628
01:27:46,995 --> 01:27:48,562
- Hey, whoa, hey, chill,
chill, chill, man.

1629
01:27:48,564 --> 01:27:49,563
What does he want?

1630
01:27:49,565 --> 01:27:50,781
- What the fuck, dude?

1631
01:27:50,782 --> 01:27:51,998
You hit him in his only good
eye.

1632
01:27:53,402 --> 01:27:54,601
Dude, you're fucked up.

1633
01:27:55,871 --> 01:27:57,304
- Yeah, I'm fucked up.

1634
01:27:57,306 --> 01:28:00,007
Don't be pesky, all
right?

1635
01:28:00,009 --> 01:28:01,708
Nobody likes pesky.

1636
01:28:01,710 --> 01:28:03,577
I told you, I'll get to this
matter

1637
01:28:03,579 --> 01:28:04,745
when I'll get to it.

1638
01:28:04,746 --> 01:28:05,912
Right now, I just need you to
get the fuck

1639
01:28:05,914 --> 01:28:06,980
out of my house.

1640
01:28:09,585 --> 01:28:13,720
Uh, uh, uh, Talkie, not
before you fix this shit.

1641
01:28:16,292 --> 01:28:17,891
The wall ain't gonna paint
itself.

1642
01:28:19,762 --> 01:28:22,429
Oh, shit.

1643
01:28:25,534 --> 01:28:28,001
What y'all doing, don't
y'all know what that was?

1644
01:28:28,003 --> 01:28:31,938
- I ain't scared to
death, you know, I wasn't.

1645
01:28:31,940 --> 01:28:34,775
- Yeah, yeah, don't nobody read
here?

1646
01:28:34,777 --> 01:28:37,678
Yo, that was one fast-assed
jet breakin' the sound barrier

1647
01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:39,046
was what that was.

1648
01:28:39,048 --> 01:28:41,481
Yeah, a huge pressure that moves
in front

1649
01:28:41,483 --> 01:28:43,383
and behind the moving object,

1650
01:28:43,385 --> 01:28:45,886
and it causes a huge burst of
energy.

1651
01:28:45,888 --> 01:28:47,754
That shit is fascinating.

1652
01:28:47,756 --> 01:28:49,756
It was right on time, too.

1653
01:28:49,758 --> 01:28:50,991
But yeah, we behind schedule,

1654
01:28:50,993 --> 01:28:52,893
so y'all, let's get back to
work.

1655
01:28:52,895 --> 01:28:56,697
You too, Talks, paint that shit
up.

1656
01:29:01,570 --> 01:29:05,505
Huh, people kinda fucking
in my swimming pool.

1657
01:29:05,507 --> 01:29:09,109
It's interesting for sure,
but it's not pressing.

1658
01:29:10,045 --> 01:29:11,078
Got it?

1659
01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:12,012
- Yeah, boss.

1660
01:29:12,014 --> 01:29:14,114
Gentral fa cation, we go
inside--

1661
01:29:14,116 --> 01:29:17,651
- No, man, gentrification, all
right?

1662
01:29:17,653 --> 01:29:19,419
It's when upscale hipsters move
in

1663
01:29:19,421 --> 01:29:20,854
and prices everyone else out.

1664
01:29:22,524 --> 01:29:25,559
- So is that why we're fixin'
up all these old houses?

1665
01:29:25,561 --> 01:29:26,493
- Exactly.

1666
01:29:26,495 --> 01:29:28,006
- All right.

1667
01:29:28,007 --> 01:29:29,518
- We're squattin' in all these
shitholes

1668
01:29:29,519 --> 01:29:31,030
and makin' some improvements
wherever we can, all right,

1669
01:29:31,033 --> 01:29:32,899
and then when the economy
recovers,

1670
01:29:32,901 --> 01:29:34,768
property values in the area
rise.

1671
01:29:35,871 --> 01:29:38,472
- Thanks to generalication.

1672
01:29:38,474 --> 01:29:39,573
Could we go in there, we relax--

1673
01:29:39,575 --> 01:29:42,476
- Gentrification, yes.
- Jesus.

1674
01:29:42,478 --> 01:29:44,044
- We'll be the rightful owners,

1675
01:29:44,046 --> 01:29:45,979
and then we cash in, all right?

1676
01:29:45,981 --> 01:29:48,648
We're squattin' and flippin'
like motherfuckers now.

1677
01:29:48,650 --> 01:29:50,550
We cash in later, it's all
cyclical.

1678
01:29:51,787 --> 01:29:53,019
- It's all cycle skull

1679
01:29:53,021 --> 01:29:55,422
'cause he, 'cause crazy smart.

1680
01:29:55,424 --> 01:29:56,957
That's why he's the boss.

1681
01:29:56,959 --> 01:29:59,393
- Look, you ain't gotta
worry about that, all right?

1682
01:29:59,395 --> 01:30:01,528
Just squattin', flip with me,

1683
01:30:01,530 --> 01:30:04,030
and you'll be just fine, trust
me.

1684
01:30:04,032 --> 01:30:05,699
- Can do, boss.

1685
01:30:05,701 --> 01:30:09,436
- Boys, but I don't know
what we about to see in here,

1686
01:30:09,438 --> 01:30:11,004
but my interested is piqued.

1687
01:30:11,006 --> 01:30:13,807
When was the last time
y'all heard me say that?

1688
01:30:13,809 --> 01:30:14,674
- I don't remember.

1689
01:30:14,676 --> 01:30:15,976
- Exactly.

1690
01:30:15,978 --> 01:30:18,712
People kinda having sex in my
pool?

1691
01:30:18,714 --> 01:30:19,679
Makes one wonder.

1692
01:30:21,617 --> 01:30:22,816
- Makes me kinda horny.

1693
01:30:24,420 --> 01:30:27,521
- Finger, finger on the pulse,
you fool.

1694
01:30:27,523 --> 01:30:29,022
And he doesn't, he doesn't have
his finger

1695
01:30:29,024 --> 01:30:30,991
on the pulse of anything.

1696
01:30:30,993 --> 01:30:33,660
He might have his finger
jammed up some dude's ass, huh?

1697
01:30:33,662 --> 01:30:35,195
Yeah, might have it like that,

1698
01:30:35,197 --> 01:30:38,532
but he doesn't have his finger
on the pulse of nothin'.

1699
01:30:38,534 --> 01:30:40,867
What, what, that was a little
funny.

1700
01:30:40,869 --> 01:30:43,603
Finger, up some dude's
ass, 'cause he's gay?

1701
01:30:47,058 --> 01:30:49,442
- Wrong, my finger's a-dancin'
through the victorious breeze

1702
01:30:49,445 --> 01:30:52,779
in the crushing defeat in the
wake of your punk-ass face.

1703
01:30:53,782 --> 01:30:55,449
- But it was just us chickens.

1704
01:30:57,019 --> 01:30:59,786
- What the fuck.

1705
01:30:59,788 --> 01:31:01,888
That is the question.

1706
01:31:01,890 --> 01:31:04,090
Oh, hold on.

1707
01:31:04,092 --> 01:31:06,159
You have got the littlest dick

1708
01:31:06,161 --> 01:31:07,661
I have ever seen, my man.

1709
01:31:07,663 --> 01:31:08,962
Hold on, hold on, now hold it.

1710
01:31:08,964 --> 01:31:12,599
You are just a little fella.

1711
01:31:12,601 --> 01:31:14,868
Know that I've got you now and
forever

1712
01:31:14,870 --> 01:31:16,770
up in my cloud.

1713
01:31:16,772 --> 01:31:18,538
Hey, cover yourself up.

1714
01:31:20,909 --> 01:31:21,842
- Thank you.

1715
01:31:22,845 --> 01:31:24,544
- None of this is right.

1716
01:31:24,546 --> 01:31:27,113
It don't look right,
and it don't feel right.

1717
01:31:27,115 --> 01:31:29,316
- No, no, you're right.

1718
01:31:29,317 --> 01:31:31,518
This is a completely fucked-up
situation.

1719
01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:33,787
But Frank and I were handling
it.

1720
01:31:33,789 --> 01:31:35,555
- You call this handling it?

1721
01:31:35,557 --> 01:31:38,058
These white boys laying
on the bottom of my pool?

1722
01:31:38,060 --> 01:31:39,693
My man over here with his dick
out.

1723
01:31:39,695 --> 01:31:41,345
Look like he's sunbathing for an
up

1724
01:31:41,346 --> 01:31:42,996
and coming nudist event.

1725
01:31:42,998 --> 01:31:46,199
Listen, what the fuck is this
noise

1726
01:31:46,201 --> 01:31:47,567
comin' from my house?

1727
01:31:47,569 --> 01:31:48,835
- Told you I heard something.

1728
01:31:48,837 --> 01:31:50,270
- Hey, shut the fuck up.

1729
01:31:50,272 --> 01:31:51,771
No one's talkin' to you.

1730
01:31:51,773 --> 01:31:53,857
- Who is that, what's going on?

1731
01:31:53,858 --> 01:31:55,942
- You motherfuckers don't
know how to end shit, do you?

1732
01:31:55,944 --> 01:31:58,245
You got closing skill issues.

1733
01:31:58,247 --> 01:32:01,047
- Oh God, I think I know what
that means.

1734
01:32:02,718 --> 01:32:05,051
- Uh, what do you think that
means?

1735
01:32:05,053 --> 01:32:07,821
- You're gonna kill us, aren't
you?

1736
01:32:09,858 --> 01:32:12,259
- That's hilarious.

1737
01:32:13,161 --> 01:32:14,227
The fag's a racist.

1738
01:32:14,229 --> 01:32:15,161
Fuck you!

1739
01:32:15,163 --> 01:32:16,263
- What did you just say?

1740
01:32:17,966 --> 01:32:20,600
- Yeah, no, no, before you got
here,

1741
01:32:21,670 --> 01:32:23,186
the fruit roll-up there,

1742
01:32:23,187 --> 01:32:24,703
he was talkin' about black dudes

1743
01:32:24,706 --> 01:32:27,207
and how they like to kill people
for fun.

1744
01:32:27,209 --> 01:32:29,209
- No, what, no I wasn't.

1745
01:32:29,211 --> 01:32:32,846
- Yeah, yeah, he was using
the Nig word and everything.

1746
01:32:32,848 --> 01:32:34,348
- Yeah.

1747
01:32:34,349 --> 01:32:35,849
- I'm not takin' sides here, but
he was.

1748
01:32:36,818 --> 01:32:37,784
- Bullshit, shut the fuck up.

1749
01:32:37,786 --> 01:32:38,985
- Shut the fuck up, Tiny Dick.

1750
01:32:38,987 --> 01:32:41,004
- Yeah, no, no, no.

1751
01:32:41,005 --> 01:32:43,022
All of this, all of this
is the fruit roll-up's

1752
01:32:43,025 --> 01:32:45,191
some sort of revenge scheme, you
know,

1753
01:32:45,193 --> 01:32:46,793
against the two jocks.

1754
01:32:46,795 --> 01:32:50,764
That and some sort of
a fucked-up experiment.

1755
01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:53,567
- Experiment?

1756
01:32:53,568 --> 01:32:55,335
- Yeah, experiment, a fag
experiment.

1757
01:32:55,337 --> 01:32:57,304
And one of 'em's a fag.

1758
01:32:57,306 --> 01:32:59,239
Look at him, check the boner.

1759
01:32:59,241 --> 01:33:00,206
He gets, wha!

1760
01:33:01,944 --> 01:33:02,976
- We got a closet homo on our
hands?

1761
01:33:04,295 --> 01:33:05,611
- Shut your filthy, fuckin'
mouth.

1762
01:33:05,614 --> 01:33:09,883
We don't use the fag word
around here any more.

1763
01:33:09,885 --> 01:33:10,750
- Okay.

1764
01:33:10,752 --> 01:33:11,985
- Where's the closet homo?

1765
01:33:12,988 --> 01:33:14,054
I'm just nervous.

1766
01:33:14,056 --> 01:33:15,839
- Fuck you, Nervous.

1767
01:33:15,840 --> 01:33:17,623
You're a latent homosexual,
you're fucking gay.

1768
01:33:18,627 --> 01:33:20,143
- He's right.

1769
01:33:20,144 --> 01:33:21,660
- You love dicks, and you lie
about it.

1770
01:33:21,663 --> 01:33:24,698
Oh, yes Brad, ah, ah,
ah, ah--

1771
01:33:24,700 --> 01:33:27,067
- Okay, yeah, yeah, enough,
enough!

1772
01:33:28,637 --> 01:33:30,770
What's with this one, is
he on drugs or something?

1773
01:33:30,772 --> 01:33:31,938
- Adderall.

1774
01:33:31,940 --> 01:33:33,607
- Fuckin' white boy drugs.

1775
01:33:33,609 --> 01:33:35,642
All right, y'all
motherfuckers done fucked up

1776
01:33:35,644 --> 01:33:37,344
by choosing my crib to do
whatever it is the fuck

1777
01:33:37,346 --> 01:33:38,612
y'all doin' here.

1778
01:33:38,614 --> 01:33:39,346
Yup.

1779
01:33:41,149 --> 01:33:45,785
Damn, the dicks
be busy up in this bitch.

1780
01:33:47,555 --> 01:33:49,322
God, y'all playin some
cowcocks and lesbians.

1781
01:33:49,324 --> 01:33:51,024
Yeah, but there's a problem.

1782
01:33:51,026 --> 01:33:53,393
'Cause this here is my bitch.

1783
01:33:53,395 --> 01:33:55,996
Bullshit, you don't
own this house.

1784
01:33:55,998 --> 01:33:59,265
- About to, ever heard
of squatter's rights?

1785
01:33:59,267 --> 01:34:03,203
- Yeah, and um, what's that
genification?

1786
01:34:04,339 --> 01:34:06,806
- Listen, y'all depraved
motherfuckers

1787
01:34:06,808 --> 01:34:09,342
are currently desecrating my
drum pad.

1788
01:34:09,344 --> 01:34:12,345
- Drum room, what is this,
what is the drum room?

1789
01:34:13,215 --> 01:34:14,914
- Explain it to him.

1790
01:34:14,916 --> 01:34:16,916
- We got a drum room upstairs.

1791
01:34:16,918 --> 01:34:18,652
It's soundproofed and
everything.

1792
01:34:18,654 --> 01:34:20,332
- Really?

1793
01:34:20,333 --> 01:34:22,011
- Yeah, we like to
relax with a drum circle

1794
01:34:22,012 --> 01:34:23,690
after a long day of flippin',
you know.

1795
01:34:23,692 --> 01:34:24,708
- It's important.

1796
01:34:24,709 --> 01:34:25,725
Yeah.

1797
01:34:25,727 --> 01:34:27,160
- Hey, yo, Talkie, Talkie.

1798
01:34:27,162 --> 01:34:29,129
Hey, shut the shit down, will
you?

1799
01:34:30,365 --> 01:34:32,332
What I'm getting at is this, all
right?

1800
01:34:32,334 --> 01:34:34,100
As fucked up as all this is

1801
01:34:34,102 --> 01:34:35,702
with your dicks hangin' out,

1802
01:34:35,704 --> 01:34:37,404
all right, these Chinese finger
traps,

1803
01:34:37,406 --> 01:34:40,440
this is just a footnote and for
what we're doin', all right?

1804
01:34:40,442 --> 01:34:43,343
Just a tiny blip on the
proverbial map.

1805
01:34:43,345 --> 01:34:46,379
What we're doing is gonna
change this neighborhood.

1806
01:34:46,381 --> 01:34:47,981
Not just talk about for a day,

1807
01:34:47,983 --> 01:34:51,251
and not just shared with
a link for a quick laugh.

1808
01:34:51,253 --> 01:34:54,287
You small-time bitches think too
small.

1809
01:34:55,257 --> 01:34:58,725
So get the fuck out of my house.

1810
01:35:03,331 --> 01:35:04,464
What the fuck was that?

1811
01:35:05,834 --> 01:35:07,467
- Here she comes.

1812
01:35:10,305 --> 01:35:12,338
- And here who comes?

1813
01:35:17,412 --> 01:35:20,847
- Who the fuck are you?

1814
01:35:20,849 --> 01:35:23,083
- Okay, not my djembe.

1815
01:35:23,085 --> 01:35:24,417
Listen, of all the drums up
there,

1816
01:35:24,419 --> 01:35:26,219
you gotta grab my djembe?

1817
01:35:26,221 --> 01:35:27,821
- You like this drum, do you?

1818
01:35:28,990 --> 01:35:31,157
- There's just cowcocks and
lesbians.

1819
01:35:31,159 --> 01:35:32,726
- I'm not a lesbian.

1820
01:35:32,728 --> 01:35:34,427
- Yeah, well, whatever.

1821
01:35:34,429 --> 01:35:36,196
- Well, this drum's about to be

1822
01:35:36,198 --> 01:35:38,131
a really difficult puzzle

1823
01:35:38,133 --> 01:35:39,866
if you do not let my brother go.

1824
01:35:39,868 --> 01:35:41,234
- Oh, that's savage.

1825
01:35:41,236 --> 01:35:43,203
No need for savagery.

1826
01:35:43,205 --> 01:35:45,138
No, eh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1827
01:35:45,140 --> 01:35:47,173
What is this, huh?

1828
01:35:47,175 --> 01:35:49,109
Is this an experiment in my
pool?

1829
01:35:49,111 --> 01:35:51,511
Hey, science fascinates me, it
always has.

1830
01:35:55,417 --> 01:35:58,918
- These two animals have
been tormenting my brother

1831
01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:00,487
for years with their homophobia.

1832
01:36:00,489 --> 01:36:02,922
- Oh, oh, oh, that's just fucked
up.

1833
01:36:02,924 --> 01:36:04,357
I've pounded on a lot of dudes.

1834
01:36:04,359 --> 01:36:05,525
Yeah, he has.

1835
01:36:05,527 --> 01:36:06,977
- You know, I'm not gay

1836
01:36:06,978 --> 01:36:08,428
in the conventional sense, all
right?

1837
01:36:08,430 --> 01:36:10,097
I'm just so hyper-masculine

1838
01:36:10,098 --> 01:36:11,765
that chicks just don't
do it for me anymore.

1839
01:36:11,767 --> 01:36:14,167
- Oh, I get that, that makes
sense.

1840
01:36:14,169 --> 01:36:15,535
- That's not a thing.

1841
01:36:15,537 --> 01:36:17,303
- You care for me to
demonstrate?

1842
01:36:17,305 --> 01:36:18,938
- Maybe.

1843
01:36:18,940 --> 01:36:20,507
- Look, look, I beat on a lot of
dudes

1844
01:36:20,509 --> 01:36:22,208
especially when I was ploughin'
bitches.

1845
01:36:22,210 --> 01:36:24,811
But I never beat on a man
for bein' gay, all right?

1846
01:36:24,813 --> 01:36:26,396
That's just weak.

1847
01:36:26,397 --> 01:36:27,980
- Well, aren't you
motherfuckin' Teresa up there,

1848
01:36:27,983 --> 01:36:30,049
you tall motherfucker, sorry.

1849
01:36:30,051 --> 01:36:32,819
- Well, um, I'm in grad school
now, so--

1850
01:36:32,821 --> 01:36:35,155
- No shit, where?
- Yeah, AVC.

1851
01:36:35,157 --> 01:36:37,023
- Nice, they got a hell of a--

1852
01:36:37,025 --> 01:36:40,026
- Psychology program.
- Psychology program.

1853
01:36:40,028 --> 01:36:41,494
Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

1854
01:36:42,998 --> 01:36:44,464
- All right, so?

1855
01:36:44,466 --> 01:36:48,501
- Yeah, so my brother and I
hatched a plan

1856
01:36:48,503 --> 01:36:52,806
to subdue this jock and
his closeted friend here.

1857
01:36:54,376 --> 01:36:56,843
- Well, looks like you
succeeded.

1858
01:36:56,845 --> 01:36:57,577
- Yeah, I did.

1859
01:36:57,579 --> 01:37:00,013
- So boring, who cares?

1860
01:37:00,015 --> 01:37:01,581
So she stuck our dicks in this
thing

1861
01:37:01,583 --> 01:37:02,933
that is still on my dick

1862
01:37:02,934 --> 01:37:04,284
and said we had to get
boners for each other,

1863
01:37:04,286 --> 01:37:06,052
and I got nervous and I sprouted
one,

1864
01:37:06,054 --> 01:37:07,087
and Brad couldn't,

1865
01:37:07,088 --> 01:37:08,121
and now you're here and now
there's water,

1866
01:37:08,122 --> 01:37:09,155
and I'm tired of hearing about
it.

1867
01:37:09,157 --> 01:37:10,540
I'm just tired and hungry,

1868
01:37:10,541 --> 01:37:11,924
and I'm just really, who cares?

1869
01:37:15,096 --> 01:37:16,162
- You done?

1870
01:37:16,163 --> 01:37:17,229
- Been done, I passed the test,

1871
01:37:17,232 --> 01:37:18,848
so get me out of here.

1872
01:37:18,849 --> 01:37:20,465
- Hey listen, yo, don't
make me come down there.

1873
01:37:20,468 --> 01:37:22,468
You wouldn't like it if I
were to come down there.

1874
01:37:22,470 --> 01:37:23,403
- Might.

1875
01:37:25,040 --> 01:37:27,474
- My uh--

1876
01:37:27,475 --> 01:37:29,909
- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Wait a minute, whoa.

1877
01:37:29,911 --> 01:37:33,613
- As I was saying, my
thesis was simple enough.

1878
01:37:33,615 --> 01:37:35,582
Set out to prove or disprove

1879
01:37:35,584 --> 01:37:38,284
whether or not homosexuality was
a choice

1880
01:37:38,286 --> 01:37:40,153
or a predisposition at birth.

1881
01:37:40,155 --> 01:37:42,205
- And to go viral.

1882
01:37:42,206 --> 01:37:44,256
- Not to go viral, it
was never to go viral.

1883
01:37:44,259 --> 01:37:46,926
It was for my thesis and
for your vengeance, sure,

1884
01:37:46,928 --> 01:37:49,362
but never to go fucking viral.

1885
01:37:49,364 --> 01:37:50,780
- It's not too late.

1886
01:37:50,781 --> 01:37:52,197
Anyone who wants to go
viral, stand up now.

1887
01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:53,333
We can overpower them.

1888
01:38:03,078 --> 01:38:04,077
- You suck.

1889
01:38:12,153 --> 01:38:15,288
- All right, y'all, just
let him go, all right?

1890
01:38:15,290 --> 01:38:17,190
He'll come back, he always does.

1891
01:38:17,192 --> 01:38:19,459
It's not like he's gonna
be talkin' to anybody.

1892
01:38:22,046 --> 01:38:24,630
- You know, we might have
actually gotten some good stuff.

1893
01:38:24,633 --> 01:38:26,366
If it wasn't for this one,

1894
01:38:26,368 --> 01:38:29,669
locking me up over his
own ridiculous agenda.

1895
01:38:29,671 --> 01:38:31,571
- Hey well, you're out, now.

1896
01:38:31,573 --> 01:38:33,439
- I couldn't get the subjects
to sign the releases.

1897
01:38:33,441 --> 01:38:37,343
- Releases, no, no, we
can get you releases.

1898
01:38:37,345 --> 01:38:39,112
- Oh God, I know what that
means.

1899
01:38:39,114 --> 01:38:40,947
He's gonna cut off their
hands and sign for them,

1900
01:38:40,949 --> 01:38:43,149
then what, cut off mine
just 'cause he can?

1901
01:38:46,454 --> 01:38:49,155
- Listen, your brother is an
idiot.

1902
01:38:50,191 --> 01:38:51,324
- Yeah, I know.

1903
01:38:52,460 --> 01:38:53,993
It's the drugs.

1904
01:38:53,995 --> 01:38:55,695
I had no idea how bad it had
gotten,

1905
01:38:57,432 --> 01:39:00,099
coupled with the trauma,

1906
01:39:00,101 --> 01:39:02,502
family and personal for the both
of us.

1907
01:39:02,504 --> 01:39:05,071
I got my period when I was 12.

1908
01:39:06,007 --> 01:39:07,307
It was a traumatic time for me.

1909
01:39:07,309 --> 01:39:09,108
For Orin, too.

1910
01:39:09,110 --> 01:39:10,977
Tried to explain to him that,
you know,

1911
01:39:10,979 --> 01:39:13,179
my parts are my parts and
his parts are his parts,

1912
01:39:13,181 --> 01:39:14,681
but he had a really hard time

1913
01:39:14,683 --> 01:39:16,349
understanding and accepting
that.

1914
01:39:16,351 --> 01:39:18,985
- Like, that's, that's
unfortunate.

1915
01:39:21,222 --> 01:39:22,555
- Sorry, baby brother.

1916
01:39:31,733 --> 01:39:33,566
- But I won't get into that
right now.

1917
01:39:33,568 --> 01:39:35,335
- Yeah, all right, well look.

1918
01:39:35,337 --> 01:39:37,170
This is how this is gonna go
down.

1919
01:39:37,172 --> 01:39:39,505
All this stuff here, it's now
mine.

1920
01:39:41,376 --> 01:39:42,608
- Then the drum goes down.

1921
01:39:42,610 --> 01:39:45,645
- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, let me
finish.

1922
01:39:45,647 --> 01:39:48,147
Except for what's yours, all
right?

1923
01:39:48,149 --> 01:39:49,749
I'm assuming you got, like, a
laptop

1924
01:39:49,751 --> 01:39:52,085
with all your important
docs and such shit?

1925
01:39:53,088 --> 01:39:54,254
- I do.

1926
01:39:54,255 --> 01:39:55,421
- Okay, well, you keep that.

1927
01:39:55,423 --> 01:39:58,057
Your brother's shit, it's now
mine.

1928
01:39:58,059 --> 01:39:59,726
It's probably all stolen,
anyhow.

1929
01:39:59,728 --> 01:40:01,094
Might be.

1930
01:40:10,071 --> 01:40:15,074
Hey, yo, what the fuck, man?

1931
01:40:15,076 --> 01:40:16,376
- Woo, now I got the knife,

1932
01:40:16,378 --> 01:40:18,378
now, I'm in charge,
motherfuckers.

1933
01:40:18,380 --> 01:40:20,313
Yeah, yeah, Frank,
you got this!

1934
01:40:20,315 --> 01:40:21,247
- Thank Hank.

1935
01:40:22,117 --> 01:40:26,285
First of all, all this, ours.

1936
01:40:26,287 --> 01:40:27,653
All this shit is ours.

1937
01:40:27,655 --> 01:40:30,590
Even your little school laptop,
you bitch.

1938
01:40:30,592 --> 01:40:33,226
Second of all, who wants
to get cut first, huh, hm?

1939
01:40:34,796 --> 01:40:37,430
What about you, a little bit
of the old in and out, eh?

1940
01:40:37,432 --> 01:40:40,033
How about you, you wanna
get cut, faggot, huh?

1941
01:40:40,035 --> 01:40:41,734
It's what I thought, scared
little bitch.

1942
01:40:41,736 --> 01:40:45,038
- Yeah he is, he's a
bitch, you got this Frank.

1943
01:40:45,040 --> 01:40:46,339
- Does he?

1944
01:40:46,341 --> 01:40:48,541
I know I should care, but I
don't.

1945
01:40:48,543 --> 01:40:50,410
I got no stake in anybody down
here.

1946
01:40:50,412 --> 01:40:51,444
- Oh, yeah?

1947
01:40:51,446 --> 01:40:53,579
Yeah, you don't care, okay.

1948
01:40:53,581 --> 01:40:55,681
He don't care, Hank, he don't
care, huh?

1949
01:40:55,683 --> 01:40:58,718
See if you care about your
little boyfriend here, huh?

1950
01:40:58,720 --> 01:41:00,453
- Don't you touch him, you son
of a bitch!

1951
01:41:00,455 --> 01:41:04,557
- Boyfriend, son, you're all
fucked up.

1952
01:41:04,559 --> 01:41:09,195
- I just did the math,
you got no angle, Frank.

1953
01:41:09,197 --> 01:41:10,329
We're fucked.

1954
01:41:10,331 --> 01:41:11,697
- I will smash this drum.

1955
01:41:13,234 --> 01:41:14,834
- I don't care.

1956
01:41:14,835 --> 01:41:16,435
- I do, I care more about that
drum

1957
01:41:16,438 --> 01:41:17,770
than anybody down here.

1958
01:41:17,772 --> 01:41:19,572
No need to be so, oh, shit.

1959
01:41:19,574 --> 01:41:21,574
Oh, does that make me a terrible
person?

1960
01:41:21,576 --> 01:41:23,209
- Yes, yes, it does.

1961
01:41:23,211 --> 01:41:25,478
Boss, no it doesn't.

1962
01:41:25,480 --> 01:41:28,347
That drum is very important to
you,

1963
01:41:28,349 --> 01:41:30,933
so fuck them.

1964
01:41:30,934 --> 01:41:33,518
- No, those drums are
important to all of us.

1965
01:41:35,490 --> 01:41:37,356
You know, just in case, I'm
gonna go check

1966
01:41:37,358 --> 01:41:40,393
to make sure they're okay.

1967
01:41:42,197 --> 01:41:44,831
- Look, you carve this boy, and
then what?

1968
01:41:44,833 --> 01:41:46,332
You got no recourse.

1969
01:41:47,202 --> 01:41:48,701
- He's right, Frank.

1970
01:41:48,703 --> 01:41:49,802
You got no resource.

1971
01:41:50,805 --> 01:41:52,171
- Well, I'm not really sure

1972
01:41:52,173 --> 01:41:54,140
what the word fuckin' recourse
means,

1973
01:41:54,142 --> 01:41:56,676
but I'm pretty sure I
got the drum recourse.

1974
01:41:56,678 --> 01:41:58,277
You know what,
you're right, Frank.

1975
01:41:58,279 --> 01:41:59,679
You got the drum recourse, use
it.

1976
01:41:59,681 --> 01:42:01,981
I plan to.

1977
01:42:01,982 --> 01:42:04,282
- Hey, you ever think
about bad things happening

1978
01:42:04,285 --> 01:42:05,318
to bad people?

1979
01:42:05,320 --> 01:42:06,986
- Huh, what?

1980
01:42:06,987 --> 01:42:08,653
- Yeah, I think that's
what we're about to see.

1981
01:42:08,656 --> 01:42:13,259
But the idea, please, be
careful with my djembe.

1982
01:42:14,562 --> 01:42:17,864
Ow, ow, fuck!

1983
01:42:22,804 --> 01:42:23,903
- And there it is.

1984
01:42:23,905 --> 01:42:26,572
- Frank, Frank, you okay?

1985
01:42:26,574 --> 01:42:27,573
- Fuckin' asshole.

1986
01:42:27,575 --> 01:42:31,577
- I'm disfigured, the Nazi has
marked me!

1987
01:42:31,579 --> 01:42:33,613
He's disfigured me, he's ruined
me, he's--

1988
01:42:33,615 --> 01:42:35,181
- Hey, you believe in fate?

1989
01:42:35,183 --> 01:42:36,516
It's not just
a scratch, fuck you,

1990
01:42:36,518 --> 01:42:38,151
- What?
- It's just a scratch.

1991
01:42:38,153 --> 01:42:39,385
- No.

1992
01:42:39,387 --> 01:42:41,771
- Me neither,

1993
01:42:41,772 --> 01:42:44,156
but all of this, all of this is
fortuitous

1994
01:42:44,159 --> 01:42:45,258
if not serendipitous.

1995
01:42:49,664 --> 01:42:50,530
- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

1996
01:42:50,532 --> 01:42:51,831
hey, hey, hey, hey.

1997
01:42:51,833 --> 01:42:52,865
Like, whoa.

1998
01:42:52,867 --> 01:42:54,500
- You tryin' to run boy?

1999
01:42:54,502 --> 01:42:57,436
No, we're not nearly done with
you.

2000
01:43:41,950 --> 01:43:43,749
What the fuck
is this?

2001
01:43:43,751 --> 01:43:47,887
Dylan, I would fuck you before
I would fuck this loser.

2002
01:43:47,889 --> 01:43:51,857
Dylan, I would fuck you
in a box, in my socks,

2003
01:43:51,859 --> 01:43:55,561
in a bar, in a car, this is
fucking bullshit, this is,

2004
01:43:56,664 --> 01:43:58,664
I just turned him into a gay
celebrity.

2005
01:44:01,502 --> 01:44:04,020
While some may view

2006
01:44:04,021 --> 01:44:06,539
this method as provocative
or needlessly elaborate,

2007
01:44:06,541 --> 01:44:08,741
I can assure you that
this scenario proved to be

2008
01:44:08,743 --> 01:44:12,278
the most direct and effective
means of drawing a conclusion

2009
01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:15,881
to this sensitive and ultimately
controversial question.

2010
01:44:17,852 --> 01:44:20,519
- Fuck you, you black bastard.

2011
01:44:20,521 --> 01:44:23,823
No, no, no

2012
01:44:23,825 --> 01:44:26,525
- It's science, baby, I love it.

2013
01:44:28,896 --> 01:44:32,331
- Oh, fuck, oh, fuck you, fuck
you.

2014
01:44:32,333 --> 01:44:33,933
- You lucky I'm not sadistic.

2015
01:44:33,935 --> 01:44:35,885
I'd be strappin' your dicks

2016
01:44:35,886 --> 01:44:37,836
into this urine-soaked
dingletrap if I were.

2017
01:44:37,839 --> 01:44:39,839
You get a freshie.

2018
01:44:39,841 --> 01:44:41,474
- Is that right, Mandingo?

2019
01:44:41,476 --> 01:44:43,509
Well, if I wasn't
strapped all to this shit,

2020
01:44:43,511 --> 01:44:45,945
I'd fuckin' Shaka Zulu this
shit right up your ass, huh?

2021
01:44:45,947 --> 01:44:47,614
What do you think about that?

2022
01:44:47,615 --> 01:44:49,282
- Shut up, shut up, shut up.

2023
01:44:49,283 --> 01:44:50,950
- Actually, you know what?
- No, no, man, come on, man.

2024
01:44:50,952 --> 01:44:53,386
- Dude, come on, no, no, no.
- Yes.

2025
01:44:53,388 --> 01:44:54,987
- No, no, no, no.
- Guys, yeah.

2026
01:44:54,989 --> 01:44:57,523
- Oh, oh God.
- Oh, God.

2027
01:44:57,525 --> 01:44:58,791
It's really bad.

2028
01:44:58,792 --> 01:45:00,058
It's really bad, Hank.
- Oh.

2029
01:45:00,061 --> 01:45:01,560
- We're just about set down
here.

2030
01:45:02,930 --> 01:45:05,231
- Now while my initial aim

2031
01:45:05,232 --> 01:45:07,533
was to answer a question
that is largely rhetorical,

2032
01:45:07,535 --> 01:45:10,403
"Is homosexuality a choice?",

2033
01:45:10,405 --> 01:45:12,105
I stumbled upon a new query.

2034
01:45:12,106 --> 01:45:13,806
- To prove or disprove that
homosexuality is a choice

2035
01:45:13,808 --> 01:45:15,808
like you say it is.

2036
01:45:15,810 --> 01:45:16,742
Hit it, Talkie.

2037
01:45:19,414 --> 01:45:20,513
This next track here

2038
01:45:20,515 --> 01:45:22,048
runs about 22 minutes long.

2039
01:45:22,050 --> 01:45:22,982
- With both control groups,

2040
01:45:22,984 --> 01:45:24,750
a common result occurred.

2041
01:45:24,752 --> 01:45:27,987
Closeted homosexuality
resulted in latent aggression

2042
01:45:27,989 --> 01:45:31,590
and overt violence towards
others that are openly gay.

2043
01:45:32,694 --> 01:45:35,027
- Science, baby, I love it.

2044
01:45:36,064 --> 01:45:37,363
Fuck.

2045
01:45:37,365 --> 01:45:38,898
- Whoa, whoa, what, what, what?

2046
01:45:38,900 --> 01:45:41,334
Did I screw something up down
here?

2047
01:45:41,336 --> 01:45:43,336
- We have another sprouter.

2048
01:45:43,338 --> 01:45:45,805
And while this is,
admittedly, a limited sample,

2049
01:45:45,807 --> 01:45:47,773
it does beg the question of
whether or not

2050
01:45:47,775 --> 01:45:50,009
this is worthy of further study.

2051
01:45:50,011 --> 01:45:51,811
Uh, what, what is that,

2052
01:45:51,813 --> 01:45:54,113
what is touching me, what is
touching me?

2053
01:45:55,950 --> 01:45:56,882
Hank?

2054
01:46:00,521 --> 01:46:01,988
- That's little Hank.

2055
01:46:01,989 --> 01:46:03,456
- God no, no, get me out of
here,

2056
01:46:03,458 --> 01:46:05,024
get me out of this right now.

2057
01:46:05,026 --> 01:46:06,759
Get me out, you fucker.

2058
01:46:06,761 --> 01:46:08,361
- Would you shut the fuck up?

2059
01:46:08,363 --> 01:46:10,085
I'm havin' a moment here, do you
mind?

2060
01:46:10,086 --> 01:46:11,808
- No, there's no moment,
there's not a moment.

2061
01:46:11,809 --> 01:46:13,531
- Now, I'd like to open
the floor to any questions.

2062
01:46:22,810 --> 01:46:27,880
Yeah, um, you put
their, um,

2063
01:46:29,684 --> 01:46:32,985
their genitals in what?

2064
01:46:36,591 --> 01:46:40,893
Shit then.

2065
01:46:49,003 --> 01:46:51,103
- Come on, man, Talks back
there.

2066
01:46:51,105 --> 01:46:53,072
Check out my man Talks back
there.

2067
01:46:53,074 --> 01:46:54,106
Yeah.

2068
01:46:59,414 --> 01:47:00,513
- Just feel it.

2069
01:47:00,515 --> 01:47:03,048
- Uh, I'm tellin' you all, man,

2070
01:47:03,050 --> 01:47:06,152
this house right here is gonna
be a joint.

2071
01:47:06,154 --> 01:47:07,870
It's fine.

2072
01:47:07,871 --> 01:47:09,587
- Oh, this joint right
here's gonna be the joint.

2073
01:47:09,590 --> 01:47:11,107
You know what I'm sayin'?

2074
01:47:11,108 --> 01:47:12,625
- You got it, you got it back,
we got it.

2075
01:47:12,627 --> 01:47:14,927
- Yeah, you know what I'm
sayin'?

2076
01:47:14,929 --> 01:47:16,629
You all got it.

2077
01:47:16,631 --> 01:47:18,548
Can do.

2078
01:47:20,468 --> 01:47:21,734
- I'm tired of it, man.

2079
01:47:21,736 --> 01:47:23,469
I don't know, I'm tired, but
yeah,

2080
01:47:23,471 --> 01:47:25,471
you wanna make this
money with us if you can.

2081
01:48:17,024 --> 01:48:19,024
More than you can tell.

2082
01:48:20,528 --> 01:48:22,194
Boy get it done, man.

2083
01:48:28,069 --> 01:48:30,536
You know what, we ought
to start a band, too.

2084
01:48:30,538 --> 01:48:31,203
We could go on the road.

2085
01:48:31,205 --> 01:48:32,137
Cash money bag.

2086
01:48:33,841 --> 01:48:37,810
Givin' away, they ain't gonna
owe us money after this.

2087
01:48:37,812 --> 01:48:38,844
- You got it, dude.