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¶ Chris-Chris-Christmas ¶

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¶ Comes once a year ¶

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¶ We send goodwill
     and presents appear ¶

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¶ All round the world
      down the chimneys ¶

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¶ He's there ¶

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¶ Filling his belly
    with biscuits and beer ¶

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¶ Santa brings Christmas ¶

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¶ Laughter and joy ¶

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¶ Every Christmas, every toy ¶

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¶ He's such a great guy ¶

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¶ Christmas, Christmas ¶

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¶ Santa brings Christmas
   for good girls and boys ¶

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Ho ho ho! Hi, kids!

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It's almost Christmas!
            [laughs]

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It's not Santa. Ha ha!

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It's Crazy Dave
    from Crazy Dave's Toys.

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I've got bigger toys.
     I've got better toys.

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I've got billions of toys.

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Don't wait for the real Santa.

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It's Christmas every day
        here at Crazy--

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Need that last minute
        Christmas tree?

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Cheap-Ass Chainsaws
      will see you right.

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Just buzz on in
     to your nearest store

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for Santa's cut-price specials.

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When the big fella
     is on his way. Oh, no!

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Big night ahead,
 and you're under the weather.

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Thank goodness for
         Bye Bye Cold.

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Stufur!

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Get in here!

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Yes, Boss?

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What is this?

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Licensing.
We've been through this before.

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Whatever happened to
  spreading peace and goodwill

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by delivering presents
 to the children of the world?

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No, we can't do that
   without a balanced budget.

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Earn more, spend less.

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That is why I sold the reindeer.

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Sold?

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That old sleigh
      was so last century.

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We have to move with the times.

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Your new sleigh
    is more cost-effective,

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and it's all run by this device.

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[laughs]

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Reindeers, they are Christmas.

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Our gross tonnage of presents

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per air mile has gone up
       by 45% this year.

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The reindeer
      can't hack the pace.

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Yeah, I know how they feel.

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ANNOUNCER: Another beautiful
 summer's day here in Godzone.

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Hope you haven't left
     the Christmas shopping

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to the last minute.

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In the next hour,
       your chance to win

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a year's supply of sausages

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and a barbecue to go with it.

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[sighs]

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[rings]

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Hi, Santa.

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It's Sam from New Zealand here.

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I hope you're well
     up in the North Pole.

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When my great-great-great
    grandfather started out,

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he had a small sack
     of simple wooden toys

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made by his elves,
       and kids loved it.

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- [chuckles]
 - Try telling these kids that.

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[rings]

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I want a new pony.

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It has to be a white one.
       I'm sick of brown.

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I want boots that are
     going to make me win.

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Not these useless things.

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I want a new phone,
a new tablet, some new clothes.

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Come on, Santa.

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Call that a video game, Santa?

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It doesn't even kill people.

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Sure, I'll take care of
    your request right away!

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No, no, no, Boss,
 don't take it personally, no.

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Of course I take it personally.

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I am Santa!

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Get out, get out,
        get out of here!

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Get out of here!

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Do you know what you
     can do with this job!

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You can shove it!

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[yells]

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Ow, ow, ow!

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[laughs]
              Yes.

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That's far enough.
          New Zealand.

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Yes, yes, you'll never find me!
           [laughing]

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You see, well,
 my mum and dad are separated,

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and all I really want
         for Christmas

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is for them
     to get back together.

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Sam, come on!
         Are you ready?

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Yep, I'm ready.

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Who were you talking to?

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- No one.
          - [chiming]

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[sighs]
  Look, I've told you before,

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there's no such person
        as Santa Claus.

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- There is so!
      - Even if there was,

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he won't know
      where you're going.

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He'll find a way.
        He always does.

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[sighs]
     So what'd you ask for?

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Nothing.

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Molly, don't!
  Give it back! Give it back!

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I'm calling Mum.

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And these personalized
 crackers really show you care.

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Exactly. Make that extra effort
      to show your family

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you really love them.

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[phone ringing]

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[ringing continues]

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And what better way to show them

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than with this simple
        Christmas menu.

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Dark chocolate
        and whisky tarts

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with dehydrated berries
        and black salt.

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SAM: Mum, Molly's beating me up.

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- Am not.
            - Am so.

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SAM: Dad hasn't picked us up.

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We're here by ourselves,

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which is technically illegal.

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- Kids, eh?
           - [sighs]

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And so then
   the piece of string said,

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"No, I'm a frayed knot."
            [laughs]

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[ringing]

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Hey, was that your phone?

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Oh, the kids!

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Oh.

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Liz!

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You were supposed to pick
   the kids up two hours ago.

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Could you do me a huge favor,
          finish off?

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- Eh?
           - Thanks.

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- [engine starts]
- PETE: Come on, come on, start!

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LIZ: Pete. Pete!

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PETE: Look, I'll meet you
  at the turnoff to the beach.

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So you want me
       to take the kids.

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Only to the turnoff.
  It'll make life much easier.

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You know what?
 You sticking to your promises

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would make life easier.

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Come on, Liz.
       It's on your way.

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You just never stick
       to a plan, do you?

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Look. My plan is
    to take the kids camping

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to spend time together

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because they're gonna have
    a proper Kiwi Christmas.

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That's my plan

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Liz, please.

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Just get there
      as soon as you can.

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[grunts]

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Oh.

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Sorry, Doug.

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I owe you one.
        Merry Christmas.

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Yeah.

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Merry Christmas.

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- [knocking]
 - Hey, I've come for the boat!

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You've missed three payments!

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I know you're in there!

151
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- [knocking]
- Who do you think I am, Santa?

152
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- [knocking]
      - I'm not a charity!

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I know you're in there!

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[knocking on door]

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I don't have time for this!
        It's Christmas!

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- Oi!
       - [engine starts]

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Sorry, fellas.

158
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[beeps]

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Holy...

160
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Now that is something.

161
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[laughs]
I won't be needing this anymore.

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[snoring]

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[engine rumbling]

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[laughs]

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[laughs]

166
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[alarm blaring]

167
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Boss?
  What are you doing in there?

168
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I haven't got you down
     for any test flights.

169
00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,900
- SANTA: That is right.
     - Where are you going?

170
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:04,636
As far from here
          as possible!

171
00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:05,670
Oh, heck.

172
00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:07,672
No, no, no, no, no.

173
00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:09,975
A million times, no!

174
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,109
Stufur!

175
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,877
We got a code red.

176
00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:14,980
Boo!
            [laughs]

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00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,682
Yeah!
           [screams]

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00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,956
[yells]

179
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,759
[laughs]

180
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Code Red! Code Red!

181
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,696
- We've never had
       a Code Red before!

182
00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:32,681
No.

183
00:10:32,682 --> 00:10:33,665
There's been
     no training for this!

184
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:47,245
- I think Santa's gone AWOL.
           - [gasps]

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[laughing]

186
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- [horn honking]
         - He's here!

187
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:02,394
Hey!

188
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,298
- Hi, son.
             - Dad.

189
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,234
How are you, mate?
       Are you all right?

190
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:12,203
- Good day, Dad!
       - Hi, my darling.

191
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,372
PETE: I missed you both, heaps.
     MOLLY: Missed you too.

192
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,841
Alrighty.

193
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:17,909
Hi.

194
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,414
- I didn't forget.
  - No, no, no, of course not.

195
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:27,318
You never do.
 You just get a bit distracted.

196
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,321
- Look at Dad's boat!
           - Choice!

197
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,390
And did you buy that with
 money you don't have as well,

198
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,759
just like the TV you bought
before the oven got repossessed?

199
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,695
Liz, take it easy.

200
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,330
I am taking it very easy.

201
00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:42,033
I'm going to have a great time
 in Rotorua at Cathy's wedding.

202
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,368
[phone ringing]

203
00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:45,804
Ah! Excuse me.

204
00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,741
Cathy, hello!

205
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,710
CATHY: I'm calling
        the wedding off!

206
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:52,977
No, no, you can't.

207
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,813
CATHY: Yes, I can.

208
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,715
[Liz gasps]

209
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,750
- Honestly, men...
  - CATHY: No, no, no, no, no.

210
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,185
Roberto's had an accident.

211
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,287
LIZ: Mountain biking?
          Oh, my God!

212
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:06,057
No. He slipped over
        getting a latte.

213
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,392
Will he be okay?

214
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,260
Not for the honeymoon,
           he won't.

215
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,930
So I'm postponing the wedding
         for two weeks.

216
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,332
Postponed for two weeks.

217
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,435
I'm really sorry, babe.
      I'll call you later.

218
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:20,071
- [Roberto screams]
        - Ooh, ooh, ooh!

219
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,142
That's no good.

220
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:27,312
- You can come camping with us.
           - Awesome.

221
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:30,348
No, no. The resort's
     already been paid for.

222
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,317
You always loved camping.

223
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,052
Remember when
    Mum and Dad attacked us

224
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,487
with those water bombs?

225
00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:36,988
And then Mum and Dad
       had too much wine

226
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,490
and got all smoochy.

227
00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:41,259
Yeah, yeah, right-oh.
      Okay, that's enough.

228
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:45,130
You could come camping with us,
   and still do the wedding.

229
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,465
Be like old times.

230
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:51,469
Yeah, but it's not like
       old times, is it?

231
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,241
Come on.

232
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,952
I'll make some room.

233
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,388
Oh.

234
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,391
Fireworks for New Year's Eve.

235
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,160
Don't tell your mum.

236
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:20,098
Sam, pass me
      that suitcase, mate.

237
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,003
- [whooshing]
   - Get around, get around!

238
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,506
Liz! Get over here, Liz!

239
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,812
[thud]

240
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,113
Oh.

241
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,884
Could've been worse.

242
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:40,885
[screaming]

243
00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:44,823
[car alarm blaring]

244
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,559
Brilliant, Pete.

245
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:49,227
Absolutely brilliant.

246
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,162
Whoa.

247
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,064
All I want is to rent a car.

248
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,399
CAR DEALER: Not until
        after Christmas.

249
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,401
What? After Christmas?

250
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,170
- Hey, are you kidding me?
     - That's right, lady.

251
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,338
[hangs up]

252
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,306
Hello?

253
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,079
Well, at least
     you got your clothes.

254
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:12,917
Yeah, but I haven't got my car.
      My nice little car!

255
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:16,988
Okay, um, I am so sorry.

256
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,990
I was just really
        looking forward

257
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,392
to a really nice,
    relaxing holiday, okay?

258
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,228
Yeah, we know.

259
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:26,531
Look, the last thing I wanted
was for your plans to be ruined.

260
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,000
But, well, since we're all here,

261
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,236
why don't you at least spend
    Christmas with the kids?

262
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,238
- SAM AND MOLLY: Yeah!
 - It's only for a couple days,

263
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,507
and I'll drive you
   to Rotorua on Boxing Day,

264
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,176
if that's what you want.

265
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,878
- Come on, Mum.
   - We've got the pup tent.

266
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,114
We've got plenty of food.
      We can make it work.

267
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,116
For the kids.

268
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,285
I'll be on my best behavior,
           I promise.

269
00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:53,992
[Santa speaking
       foreign languages]

270
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:05,436
[Santa humming]

271
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,671
[laughs]

272
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:11,209
[beeping]

273
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,311
- This doesn't look good.
             - Mm.

274
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,619
[snickers]

275
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,122
Boss, if we don't get
    all the stuff delivered,

276
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,523
there'll be millions
    of disappointed children

277
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,325
all around the world.

278
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:30,995
Yeah. That's millions
      of ungrateful kids.

279
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:32,997
[blows raspberry]

280
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:36,434
You can't do that.
         You're Santa.

281
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,275
Ah.

282
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,411
Sure beats the city,
          doesn't it?

283
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,379
MOLLY: No Wi-Fi, though.

284
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,515
I'll Wi-Fi you.

285
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,518
- [laughing]
            - What?

286
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:11,736
PETE: Ah, welcome to Paradise.

287
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:36,027
[speaking foreign language]

288
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,768
[brakes squealing]

289
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:51,509
DAVE: Mm.
     What have we got here?

290
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,478
Oh, yeah. Oh.

291
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,546
Good afternoon, sir.
       Coastal Security.

292
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,548
Guarding our coast
       to keep you safe.

293
00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:00,184
Just doing a routine check.
  You got anything to declare?

294
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,154
I don't think so. Just an old
  bag of chips under the seat.

295
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,089
[laughs]
      Pete, just stop it.

296
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,691
[laughing]

297
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,528
This is actually
      no laughing matter.

298
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,063
My job is to keep
        out undesirables

299
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,731
that can come in
      by land, sea or air.

300
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,467
In fact, I think
     you could be harboring

301
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,169
some Ciona Intestinalis?

302
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,104
Now, don't move
 while I inspect your rear end.

303
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,439
[Pete laughs]

304
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,342
Of your boat, of your boat.

305
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,244
I meant to say boat.

306
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,479
- Hadn't finished.
            - Okay.

307
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:32,683
DAVE: So is this the only fruit
       you have with you?

308
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,552
That's right.

309
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,320
Then what do you call this?

310
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,789
That's our Christmas cake.

311
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:41,559
Yeah. A Christmas cake
       containing fruit.

312
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,594
Fruit?
    I'll take care of that!

313
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,530
[sniffs]

314
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,432
You guys are gonna have
     to leave this with us.

315
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,534
It needs to be disposed of
   in the appropriate manner.

316
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,102
Hey, why don't we
       just let them off

317
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,204
on a warning this time, eh?

318
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,573
Tama, a word.

319
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,642
- Yeah, sure.
  - Just hold it there, folks.

320
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,510
Yeah?

321
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,280
Are you gonna be the one
to let in a tiny piece of fruit

322
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,248
that releases
   the larvae of a fruit fly,

323
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,718
and brings down New Zealand's
  entire agricultural system?

324
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,788
It's a Christmas cake.

325
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,523
It's a Christmas cake.

326
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,258
A little Christmas cake, eh?

327
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,094
Yeah.

328
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,596
- Ah!
           - [gasps]

329
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,565
[stomping]

330
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,434
Too much.

331
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,470
What are you lot
    still doing here? Scat!

332
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:31,409
Grapes.
   Another biological hazard.

333
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:34,612
Merry Christmas, guys.

334
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,280
What a waste.

335
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,286
For your information,
   we're just doing our jobs.

336
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,889
Keeping our coasts safe, okay?

337
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,358
[Pete grunts]
          [Liz coughs]

338
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,759
- All right!
            - Okay.

339
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,294
Come on, Pete, let's go.

340
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,463
All right, let this lot through!

341
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,632
Don't forget to recycle,
           eh, mate?

342
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,586
MOLLY: Hey, look,
     the hippies are back.

343
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,756
And the family
     with the kitchen sink.

344
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,594
Here we go,
   good ol' family campsite.

345
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:26,797
Ah.

346
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,702
I'll just get 'em to move.

347
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,773
Hey, boys.

348
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:39,310
[breathing heavily]

349
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:44,182
Look, I'm afraid,
     um, you're in my spot.

350
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,350
Really?
      Oh, I'm sorry, mate,

351
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,219
'cause I booked
    and paid for this site.

352
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,787
They must have made a mistake.

353
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,689
Show me your booking slip,
         and I'll move.

354
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,291
I don't have a booking slip.

355
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,293
- So you've just turned up?
           - Oh, no.

356
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,494
I mean, we've been
     coming here for years.

357
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,196
This has always been our spot.

358
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,231
And now you just
        want me to move.

359
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,433
Yes, please.

360
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,735
Well...

361
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,471
I got a little
   Christmas message for you.

362
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,275
Get lost.

363
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,511
[inhales, exhales]

364
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,282
Merry Christmas.

365
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,921
Ah...

366
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,523
You know what?

367
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,925
I just remembered,
     this spot is rubbish.

368
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,860
It's too windy.

369
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,896
I know the perfect spot.
     It's just along here.

370
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,631
[engine starts]

371
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,468
MOLLY: I like that spot.

372
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:40,271
PETE: Two, three, nice and easy.

373
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,806
That's the one.
          Here we go.

374
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,441
Do you even know
    what you're doing, Pete?

375
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,309
Ah, of course, I remember.
       Do it in my sleep.

376
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:46,811
MOLLY: Should we time you?

377
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,380
Dad loves a challenge.

378
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:52,016
Right, first up the poles.

379
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,584
Liz!

380
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,553
- Norman and Elsie.
             - Oh!

381
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,255
Lovely to see you again.

382
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,589
Oh, Molly!

383
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,591
She's shot up
     in the last 12 months.

384
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,894
I've been taking
       illegal steroids.

385
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,329
Sorry?

386
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:06,430
MOLLY: Nothing.

387
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,665
And don't tell me.

388
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,900
This young man here
         is Sam, right?

389
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,502
Yeah, that's me.

390
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,304
Know what? Can I have
       the poles, please?

391
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:14,505
ELSIE: Oh!

392
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,606
Oh, Norm and Elsie,
          how are you?

393
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,508
- Hello, Pete!
             - Hey!

394
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,810
Lovely to see
    your happy family again.

395
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:23,347
Actually, Mum and Dad
 are having a trial separation.

396
00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:26,717
- Oh.
          - Kids, eh?

397
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,953
Yeah, well, um...

398
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:32,556
bet you're looking forward
   to Santa Claus coming, eh?

399
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:35,626
Yeah, but I don't think
    he'll find me this year

400
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,429
'cause I've forgotten to tell
  him we're going on holiday.

401
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,598
Oh, no, don't you worry,
         I promise you.

402
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,066
Santa will find you.

403
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:45,636
- Yeah, well, we've got to go.
        - See you later.

404
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,405
- Bye.
        - See you, Norm.

405
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,040
[Norm clears throat]

406
00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:50,541
That was a bit rough,
             mm-hm?

407
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:51,642
ELISE: Sad.
          NORM: Yeah.

408
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:54,478
Yellow poles, please.

409
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:01,585
[engine whooshing]

410
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:13,097
[snoring]

411
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:22,039
- Where's he going?
    - He's lost his marbles.

412
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,108
Well, he's not gonna
     find them down there.

413
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,584
[splash]

414
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:34,585
[slurps]

415
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:36,754
Ooh.

416
00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:38,656
I'm tasting...

417
00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,358
blackcurrants,

418
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,493
Jupiter berries,

419
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,061
marshmallow biscuits,

420
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:46,464
and, uh...

421
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:49,533
cinnamon muffins.
            [laughs]

422
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,135
Ah, this is the life, eh?

423
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:52,737
Hey, Dave?

424
00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:55,606
Do you know that
   there's 17,000 kilometers

425
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:56,774
of coastline in New Zealand?

426
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,476
Yes, mate,
        and it's our job

427
00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:00,978
to guard
    every centimeter of it.

428
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,581
Yeah, right.
            [laughs]

429
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:05,783
[sighs]

430
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,585
LIZ: Another disappointing day.

431
00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:11,622
You're gonna need to make
  yourself a really good catch

432
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:14,091
if you want to get out
       of this backwater.

433
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:17,828
[scoffs]
     That'd take a miracle.

434
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:21,098
[beeping]

435
00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:26,570
Oh, oh, oh! Oh!

436
00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:30,441
- Ohh!
            - Whoa!

437
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:36,580
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

438
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,149
Sausage, Dave?

439
00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:40,551
Most gentlemanly of you, Tama.

440
00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:42,920
Here it comes.
            [laughs]

441
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:49,160
[beeping]

442
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:56,200
I don't know who you are,

443
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:58,969
but I'm gonna bust
         your backside.

444
00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:03,874
- Mmm. Ah!
       - [phone ringing]

445
00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:04,875
[clink]

446
00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:06,577
Yes, Boss.

447
00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,746
We have an intruder
  trying to enter our airspace

448
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:10,648
and slip in
  under the cover of darkness.

449
00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,183
Ah!

450
00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:14,718
They're coming your way now.

451
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,520
Keep your eyes peeled.

452
00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:21,625
[squeals]

453
00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:26,063
Eyes peeled, Boss.
        Don't you worry.

454
00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:31,635
Oh, sorry, bro.

455
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,642
But the instructions say
    green first, then black.

456
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,911
Yeah, well, instructions are
 for the cognitively impaired.

457
00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:42,746
Just forgot your father
  always has to do it his way.

458
00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:44,381
The right way.

459
00:24:44,382 --> 00:24:46,015
Can't we just start again,
   and try to do it together?

460
00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:47,384
"Oh, I know what I'm doing."

461
00:24:47,385 --> 00:24:48,751
How many times have
     I heard you say that?

462
00:24:48,752 --> 00:24:50,118
PETE: Not my fault you're
     such a control freak.

463
00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:52,089
LIZ: I'm just telling you
         what it says.

464
00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:53,624
PETE: I don't need
     to be told what to do.

465
00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,125
- I know how to do it.
       - LIZ: Obviously.

466
00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:57,094
[whooshing]

467
00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:58,863
Idiot.

468
00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:00,231
- You're an idiot.
       - You're an idiot.

469
00:25:00,233 --> 00:25:01,966
- You're an idiot.
        - You're dumb.

470
00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:04,068
PETE: Sam, what the heck
   do you think you're doing?

471
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:06,604
You should know better
    than to bring fireworks.

472
00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:07,972
PETE: Yeah, it was just for fun.

473
00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:12,176
- [explosion]
             - Ohh!

474
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:16,113
COMPUTER: Pull up,
       pull up, pull up!

475
00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:19,617
- Pull up, pull up, pull up!
          - [screams]

476
00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:22,753
SANTA: Oh, no!

477
00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:28,058
What's going on?

478
00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,226
What's happening?
    What's happening? What?

479
00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:31,595
[beeping]

480
00:25:31,597 --> 00:25:33,964
[ringing]

481
00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:37,835
No, you.

482
00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:39,570
Boss?

483
00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:42,172
That thing just
       flew over the bay.

484
00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:43,741
Did you see anything?

485
00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:46,076
That is a negative, Boss.

486
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:48,145
Check it out! Now!

487
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,025
[grunts]

488
00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:04,929
[screaming]

489
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:06,096
- Sam!
             - Sam!

490
00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,132
[screaming continues]

491
00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:11,168
- Are you all right, son?
         - Oh, my God!

492
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:13,237
Hey, help me get him
  into the recovery position!

493
00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,606
[grunts]

494
00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:16,907
SAM: Is he okay?

495
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:19,243
[siren blaring]
        [Santa coughing]

496
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:20,978
TAMA: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

497
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:22,313
Hey, hey!

498
00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:27,618
- This guy needs help.
    - Okay, sir, calm down.

499
00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:31,155
Look, we've had some reports
of unidentified flying objects.

500
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:33,057
In the sky.

501
00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:35,192
- Flying around.
       - [Santa grunting]

502
00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:37,761
- You seen anything?
     - Nothing round here.

503
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:40,230
Probably just a fruit fly
        out to get you.

504
00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:41,365
LIZ: Pete.

505
00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:43,067
It'd be a battle of wits.

506
00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:47,071
- Pete!
   - I've got my eye on you.

507
00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:50,341
Oh, for goodness sake!
   What about this poor man?

508
00:26:50,343 --> 00:26:53,143
Oh, well, what do we have here?

509
00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:56,146
Mm. Drinking and swimming.

510
00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:58,048
He should know
       better at his age.

511
00:26:58,050 --> 00:27:00,084
Easy on the sauce there,
           Granddad.

512
00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:03,687
- [coughs]
          - [laughing]

513
00:27:03,689 --> 00:27:04,722
Yes.

514
00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:08,859
[coughing continues]

515
00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:14,031
[groaning]

516
00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:16,934
Come on. Up you go.
         There you go.

517
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,909
- Did you find anything out?
    - No, he's not a local.

518
00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:28,312
None of the other campers
        know him either.

519
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:31,115
I reckon he's from
     some old folks' home.

520
00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:33,250
- Probably got confused.
             - Shh.

521
00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:34,818
[Santa snoring]

522
00:27:38,391 --> 00:27:40,724
LIZ: Well, he can't stay here.

523
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:47,031
[mumbling]

524
00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:49,199
Okay, okay.

525
00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:51,301
There is no need to panic,
           all right?

526
00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:55,239
He's just stopped for a rest.
     He'll be back in time.

527
00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:58,909
We need to have everything
         ready for him.

528
00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:00,244
So go! Git!

529
00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:04,448
[panicked chatter]

530
00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:34,411
That sleeping bag okay?

531
00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:37,948
Oh, yeah, yeah.
    Good, fabulous. Thanks!

532
00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:40,818
Great.

533
00:28:42,488 --> 00:28:44,788
- Night, family!
            - Night.

534
00:28:44,790 --> 00:28:46,957
- Night, darling.
         - Night, son.

535
00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:59,036
[snoring]

536
00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:12,983
Gotcha.

537
00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,436
[laughing]

538
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:33,937
Ah!

539
00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:37,374
Isn't this glorious?

540
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:38,842
[sighs]

541
00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:40,477
Ah.

542
00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:43,981
Yeah!
            [laughs]

543
00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:46,049
Yeah. Mum said
       you needed a hat.

544
00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:47,985
Dad said it's time
         for breakfast.

545
00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:49,920
Breakfast? Yes.
            [laughs]

546
00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:51,255
Thank you.

547
00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:59,263
Oh, yes.
           [chuckles]

548
00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:11,875
Look, I'm just saying--

549
00:30:11,877 --> 00:30:13,010
As long as the kids are safe,
         it'll be fine.

550
00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:14,011
Here he comes.

551
00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:19,349
You've had quite the adventure.

552
00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:21,919
- My son found you in the drink.
            - Drink?

553
00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:23,353
- The water.
     - He's still hungover.

554
00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:25,322
You should take it easy
      on the sauce, mate.

555
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,391
- Sauce?
        - MOLLY: Drink.

556
00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:29,159
Oh.

557
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,228
Anyway, I'm Pete.
       This is Liz, my...

558
00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:33,096
Hi.

559
00:30:33,098 --> 00:30:34,231
Hi.

560
00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:36,300
- Uh, Molly and Sam.
             - Hi.

561
00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:39,603
I remember now.
     And my name is San...

562
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:42,539
Stan.

563
00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:45,108
- Stan?
            - Stan.

564
00:30:45,110 --> 00:30:47,177
- Well, hi, Stan.
          - Hi, Pete.

565
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:49,213
Now that accent tells me
  you're not from around here.

566
00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:50,214
Where you from?

567
00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:52,950
I'm-- Up north.

568
00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:55,018
Oh. You might know my<i> whanau.</i>

569
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,620
Mmm.

570
00:30:56,622 --> 00:30:59,323
Yeah. Ohh...

571
00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:02,492
Anyway, wrap your
   laughing gear around this.

572
00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:05,529
[laughs]
         Laughing gear?

573
00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:20,010
Has anyone said
      you look like Santa?

574
00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:21,478
Hey, Sam, don't be rude.

575
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,447
- But he does.
       - It's all right.

576
00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:26,316
I have heard this
       many times before.

577
00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:30,988
So where exactly
        are you staying?

578
00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:33,123
With my family.

579
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:36,059
Oh, nice. Are they here?

580
00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:38,328
No, not yet.

581
00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:42,199
Oh. How did you get here?

582
00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:43,300
By bus.

583
00:31:43,302 --> 00:31:45,469
But we found you on the beach.

584
00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:47,371
Yeah, yeah, on the beach, yeah.

585
00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:49,573
By water bus.

586
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:51,909
Okay, well, your family,

587
00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:53,644
are they supposed
      to be here already?

588
00:31:53,646 --> 00:31:55,913
- Is that right?
             - Yes.

589
00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:57,915
LIZ: I'm sure they'll turn up.

590
00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:02,519
Whoo!

591
00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:06,023
MOLLY: He still believes
        in Santa Claus.

592
00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:07,524
SANTA: And you don't?

593
00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:09,993
It's scientifically impossible.

594
00:32:09,995 --> 00:32:12,396
Santa has 24 hours
      to deliver presents

595
00:32:12,398 --> 00:32:14,998
to over a billion children.

596
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,168
That gives him one-thousandth
   of a second per household

597
00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:20,170
to drop down the chimney,
      leave the presents,

598
00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:23,140
and eat the snacks left
    for him and his sleigh.

599
00:32:23,142 --> 00:32:25,142
Sounds hectic.

600
00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:27,344
And don't get me started
     on how eight reindeer

601
00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:29,112
could ever provide enough thrust

602
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,248
to move that sort
      of present payload.

603
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:35,052
45% bigger this year too.

604
00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:37,454
Really?

605
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:40,324
Oh, ah, I imagine.

606
00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:42,326
- Oh.
            - Yeah.

607
00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:53,403
[Dave grunts]

608
00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:55,372
Off your backsides.

609
00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:56,406
Tama!

610
00:32:58,177 --> 00:33:01,178
Surveillance headquarters
  just intercepted this call.

611
00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:03,547
God, I love
   Surveillance headquarters.

612
00:33:03,549 --> 00:33:06,216
STUFUR: Boss, if we don't
 get all that stuff delivered,

613
00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:08,051
there'll be millions
       of disappointed--

614
00:33:08,053 --> 00:33:10,988
"That stuff delivered".
  Do you know what that means?

615
00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:13,090
Um, he's a pizza man.
            [laughs]

616
00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:15,525
- Hawaiian? Oh!
        - Cheesy crust.

617
00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:17,527
It means they're smuggling
       something illegal

618
00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:19,730
into this country.

619
00:33:19,732 --> 00:33:21,565
Do you know how I ended up
      with you two clowns?

620
00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:22,733
How?

621
00:33:22,735 --> 00:33:25,469
Because I let
        the Calici virus

622
00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:27,504
slip through my fingers.

623
00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:29,773
It was smuggled in down
   the underpants of a farmer

624
00:33:29,775 --> 00:33:32,075
on my watch.

625
00:33:32,077 --> 00:33:34,478
And do you wanna know why
that's never gonna happen again?

626
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,480
Yeah, because your gonna
  use rubber gloves next time?

627
00:33:36,482 --> 00:33:39,383
[laughing]

628
00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:43,387
It's so hard to soar with eagles
when you're working with kiwis.

629
00:33:43,389 --> 00:33:45,155
No, you idiots!

630
00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:47,224
Because you two are gonna
  track him down and find him.

631
00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:49,259
- Understand?
          - Yes, Boss.

632
00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:52,195
This man here appears
    to be the courier, okay?

633
00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:54,531
Now, he's wearing
     some sort of disguise.

634
00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:56,500
Have you seen him before, Tama?

635
00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:59,336
Ah, no, no, never.

636
00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:02,439
Track him down,
   find out what he's up to,

637
00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:03,807
and stay undercover.

638
00:34:03,809 --> 00:34:05,542
Don't let him
      recognize you, okay?

639
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:08,545
We need to catch
     this sicko red-handed.

640
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:11,281
And if you guys fail,

641
00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:14,351
I've been asked to recommend
  two Border Security members

642
00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:18,255
to do a two-year stint
       on a small island.

643
00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:20,424
- Oh, nice!
           - [laughs]

644
00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:23,226
In Antarctica!

645
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:25,662
SANTA: According to Einstein,

646
00:34:25,664 --> 00:34:28,498
time makes very strange things.

647
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,802
If you can move faster
    than the speed of light,

648
00:34:31,804 --> 00:34:36,206
you build a sleigh with
   an antimatter warp engine,

649
00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:38,708
and according
      to my calculations,

650
00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:40,710
Santa would be back home
         at North Pole

651
00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:42,512
before he even left.

652
00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:43,814
But what's the point in him?

653
00:34:43,816 --> 00:34:47,184
Young lady,
    he must have some uses.

654
00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:51,822
I hear he's a very intelligent
and very clever man, this Santa.

655
00:34:51,824 --> 00:34:54,691
Clever enough to bring
   our parents back together?

656
00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:03,266
Santa cannot change
 the way people feel and think,

657
00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:07,771
though it might be
         a better world

658
00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,773
if he could.

659
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:19,116
Gidday, gidday.
 Thought I'd introduce yourself

660
00:35:19,118 --> 00:35:20,450
as it looks like
        we're neighbors.

661
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:22,886
- Hi. Liz.
- Harry. Good to meet you, Liz.

662
00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:25,789
Those are my boys,
      Mick, Rick and Dick.

663
00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:30,861
Ah, nice to get away
   for a wee break, isn't it?

664
00:35:30,863 --> 00:35:33,396
Oh, yeah, especially
     when you're a solo dad

665
00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:35,599
and, you know, you're trying
    to make the best of it.

666
00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:36,800
- Oh?
        - Yeah, widower.

667
00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:39,202
My wife Melissa, she...

668
00:35:39,204 --> 00:35:41,271
She got a brain tumor.

669
00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:44,875
Yeah, we met in Form Two.
  She was the love of my life.

670
00:35:44,877 --> 00:35:47,811
- I'm so sorry.
  - Hey, these things happen.

671
00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:50,413
But it's been hard
    on the boys, obviously.

672
00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:52,782
Anyways, if you ever want
 to come for a ride in my boat.

673
00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:55,352
Ah, no, thanks, mate.

674
00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:58,889
Oh, sorry, I didn't
     realize you two were--

675
00:35:58,891 --> 00:36:01,558
No, no, no.
         Pete's my ex.

676
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,326
Ah, trial ex.

677
00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:05,562
Well, I think it's great
          that you two

678
00:36:05,564 --> 00:36:08,465
put the love for your kids ahead
  of any personal differences,

679
00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:10,500
and come away
      on holiday together.

680
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:12,202
Yeah.

681
00:36:12,204 --> 00:36:16,173
Um, Harry just invited me
    for a ride in his boat.

682
00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:22,679
2.5 horsepower?

683
00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,848
Yeah, I got, ah, 15.

684
00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:28,852
Ah, 2.5 is enough
   to get me to the big one.

685
00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:32,389
Huh. I'd hate to see the size
   of your carbon footprint.

686
00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:33,757
Ah.

687
00:36:33,759 --> 00:36:35,759
Bigger than yours, mate.

688
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,566
Hey, let's get out
       on the water, eh?

689
00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:43,934
- Make a day of it, yeah?
            - Yeah!

690
00:36:43,936 --> 00:36:45,569
PETE: Okay.

691
00:36:45,571 --> 00:36:47,938
Hey, guys, don't forget
     your togs and towels!

692
00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:50,640
[sighs]

693
00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:58,648
SANTA: So you and Pete
         are separated?

694
00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:00,951
- Yeah.
            - Yeah.

695
00:37:00,953 --> 00:37:03,753
Yeah, news travels fast
         in our family.

696
00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:06,957
We're just too different.

697
00:37:06,959 --> 00:37:10,460
Pete lives in the moment.
     I like to plan ahead.

698
00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:15,298
But ever since he moved out,
  we've had no money problems.

699
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:16,967
We don't argue anymore.

700
00:37:16,969 --> 00:37:19,402
The kids are still
     doing well at school.

701
00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:23,573
I'm a lot happier now,
        that's for sure.

702
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,542
- Yes.
        - SAM: Go, Dad!

703
00:37:25,544 --> 00:37:28,545
Sometimes you just have to do

704
00:37:28,547 --> 00:37:33,250
what you think is...
         best for you.

705
00:37:33,252 --> 00:37:35,852
DAVE: The secret
        to surveillance

706
00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:38,989
is to get as close as possible
    to the enemy camp, okay?

707
00:37:38,991 --> 00:37:40,790
Stealth, yep, stealth.

708
00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:43,727
Hey!

709
00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:47,030
Sneaky.

710
00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:50,467
- Oi!
          - Hey, mate.

711
00:37:50,469 --> 00:37:54,437
Nothing to see here, people.
      Just carry on, yep.

712
00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:56,806
[screaming]

713
00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:01,544
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

714
00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:03,847
PETE: All right, hold on!

715
00:38:03,849 --> 00:38:05,915
We're gonna go round
         one more time!

716
00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:07,050
SAM: Keep going!

717
00:38:07,052 --> 00:38:09,486
Whoo-hah!

718
00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:11,554
PETE: Hang on, boy,
        that's the one!

719
00:38:11,556 --> 00:38:13,023
Good boy, Sammy!

720
00:38:13,025 --> 00:38:14,824
Yeah!

721
00:38:14,826 --> 00:38:16,593
Could be anywhere.

722
00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:24,567
PETE: Good boy, that's the one!

723
00:38:24,569 --> 00:38:26,303
Oi! Oh.

724
00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:34,944
[chuckles]
            Gotcha.

725
00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:39,949
Okay. We need to
     observe him up close.

726
00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:42,485
Perfect.

727
00:38:43,588 --> 00:38:44,654
Okay.

728
00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:54,864
Oh!

729
00:38:54,866 --> 00:38:56,800
Oh, okay.

730
00:38:57,936 --> 00:39:00,103
Oh, oh, oh.

731
00:39:00,105 --> 00:39:02,405
Andy, there's some creep
         perving at me.

732
00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:06,476
- Uh...
          - [growling]

733
00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:26,496
Wow! That was fun!

734
00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:30,400
Yeah, but it's not for me.

735
00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:34,504
Okay, so...

736
00:39:34,506 --> 00:39:36,072
plan B.

737
00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:37,540
- Yeah?
            - Yeah.

738
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:38,908
Okay, okay,
    here we go, here we go.

739
00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:42,445
Gotta limber up.
 Okay, yeah, yeah, good, good.

740
00:39:42,447 --> 00:39:44,848
Okay, okay, pass it.

741
00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:46,116
Go back, go back.

742
00:39:46,118 --> 00:39:48,017
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
          we're good.

743
00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:49,986
Aah! Oww!

744
00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:52,856
That man broke
     that little kid's toy.

745
00:39:52,858 --> 00:39:54,023
I'm good, I'm good.

746
00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:56,693
Well, these things happen.

747
00:39:56,695 --> 00:39:59,129
DAVE: There we go, there we go!

748
00:39:59,131 --> 00:40:01,631
- Well?
             - Huh?

749
00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:04,534
I guess Santa will have to give
 him another one for Christmas.

750
00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:08,938
[boy crying]

751
00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:14,477
- [crying continues]
            - Abort!

752
00:40:14,479 --> 00:40:16,413
- Hey, hey!
       - Go, go, go, go!

753
00:40:16,415 --> 00:40:18,581
WOMAN: Where do you
      think you're going?

754
00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:19,816
- Come back!
      - [crying continues]

755
00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:22,619
Okay, let's have a look.

756
00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:24,954
Those eggs, eh, son?

757
00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:30,593
SANTA: Oh, no, it's broken.

758
00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:43,540
WOMAN: Oh, amazing!

759
00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:47,877
Wow!

760
00:40:47,879 --> 00:40:49,913
It looks better
       than the old one.

761
00:40:49,915 --> 00:40:51,114
SANTA: Yeah.

762
00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:53,016
- Thank you, Mister.
          - Thank you.

763
00:40:53,018 --> 00:40:55,652
SANTA: Thank you.
        Merry Christmas.

764
00:41:02,994 --> 00:41:04,761
How did you do that?

765
00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:11,601
[laughs]

766
00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:16,206
Well, I think
     it's time to cool off.

767
00:41:38,497 --> 00:41:40,063
Lizzy!

768
00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:42,632
About to go for a whizz
 around the bay to warm her up.

769
00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:43,933
Care for a lift?

770
00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:45,935
Oh, no, thanks!

771
00:41:45,937 --> 00:41:48,671
Oh, come on,
      you only live once!

772
00:41:51,276 --> 00:41:52,609
Where's Mum?

773
00:41:56,548 --> 00:41:58,081
All right, then.

774
00:42:02,888 --> 00:42:04,120
What's she doing?

775
00:42:04,122 --> 00:42:06,656
- [engine revs]
             - Dad!

776
00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:10,760
[revs]

777
00:42:13,665 --> 00:42:14,898
[screams]

778
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:16,599
He's making a run for it!
            Come on!

779
00:42:16,601 --> 00:42:18,268
Stop it! Help!

780
00:42:18,270 --> 00:42:21,538
- Help!
    - That looks like Stan.

781
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:24,807
- Cool!
       - Will he be okay?

782
00:42:24,809 --> 00:42:26,242
[yelling]

783
00:42:29,314 --> 00:42:30,880
SANTA: Hey!

784
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:34,684
Sorry, mate,
      government business!

785
00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:36,986
Okay, come on.

786
00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:40,557
Living the dream!

787
00:42:42,594 --> 00:42:45,228
David! Sorry about that.

788
00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:48,131
[Santa yelling]

789
00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:15,291
- Far out!
            - Stan!

790
00:43:16,661 --> 00:43:17,660
Stan!

791
00:43:19,197 --> 00:43:23,032
Hey! Hey, hey,
         are you okay?

792
00:43:23,034 --> 00:43:25,101
Catch you later, Lizzy!

793
00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:28,104
- That was fantastic.
        - What happened?

794
00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:30,907
- Hey, what happened?
         - Your friend.

795
00:43:30,909 --> 00:43:34,677
Mr. Check-Out-My-Massive-Boat.
     That's what happened.

796
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:37,614
Where you going?

797
00:43:37,616 --> 00:43:39,282
I'm gonna go and
     provide for my family.

798
00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:42,819
But don't let me stop you
 from having a good time, okay?

799
00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:47,123
[Santa laughs]
             Yeah!

800
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,927
Nice one, Dad.
 Hey, Dad, what's your saying?

801
00:43:50,929 --> 00:43:53,930
"The worst day fishing is better
  than the best day working."

802
00:43:53,932 --> 00:43:56,833
You better believe it, mate.
           [laughing]

803
00:43:56,835 --> 00:43:58,901
I got something!

804
00:43:58,903 --> 00:44:01,004
- Well done, Sam.
          - Good man!

805
00:44:03,842 --> 00:44:05,942
It's snagged.

806
00:44:05,944 --> 00:44:08,144
On something red.

807
00:44:10,382 --> 00:44:13,316
Ah, I'm, um, um, um,
     I'm gonna be seasick.

808
00:44:13,318 --> 00:44:14,317
Just over the side, Stan.

809
00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:16,085
I have to get back to shore.

810
00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:18,321
[grunting]

811
00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:25,395
Please.
           [gagging]

812
00:44:25,397 --> 00:44:27,897
Whoa. It's come loose.

813
00:44:29,401 --> 00:44:30,800
Okay, all right, all right.

814
00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:32,935
Hey, lines in.
        We'll head back.

815
00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:40,276
[engine rumbling]

816
00:44:42,414 --> 00:44:44,313
SAM: Hi, Mum!

817
00:44:44,315 --> 00:44:46,315
The hunters have returned,

818
00:44:46,317 --> 00:44:49,819
and the family
       shall eat tonight!

819
00:44:49,821 --> 00:44:52,121
Gidday, gidday!

820
00:44:52,123 --> 00:44:54,190
Caught far too many of these
         for us to eat.

821
00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:55,858
- Would you like one?
             - Wow!

822
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,126
That's so nice of you.

823
00:44:57,128 --> 00:44:59,028
Ah, no, no, no.

824
00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:01,898
We're good thanks, mate.
        We got our own.

825
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:04,400
Suit yourself.

826
00:45:05,704 --> 00:45:07,103
Just trying to be neighborly.

827
00:45:09,808 --> 00:45:11,407
[clicks tongue]
          Showed him.

828
00:45:13,712 --> 00:45:15,011
- Ah!
            - Sorry.

829
00:45:15,013 --> 00:45:16,913
Hey!

830
00:45:16,915 --> 00:45:18,748
Why don't you teach your kid
 how to hit the ball straight?

831
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:20,917
He can hit a ball straighter
      than any of you lot.

832
00:45:20,919 --> 00:45:22,452
Well, you're talking to
  the campsite cricket winners

833
00:45:22,454 --> 00:45:23,886
five years in a row.

834
00:45:23,888 --> 00:45:25,188
- But not six.
            - Yeah?

835
00:45:25,190 --> 00:45:26,989
- Yeah.
           - Game on.

836
00:45:26,991 --> 00:45:28,958
- [Harry laughs]
             - Dad!

837
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,927
- What?
        - Look at them.

838
00:45:30,929 --> 00:45:32,295
We can beat them, right, Dad?

839
00:45:32,297 --> 00:45:34,430
Of course! No doubt. Liz!

840
00:45:34,432 --> 00:45:36,032
I'm out.

841
00:45:37,836 --> 00:45:42,472
Stan, you look like you could
      throw a good googly.

842
00:45:42,474 --> 00:45:43,840
Googly?

843
00:45:43,842 --> 00:45:45,274
<i> ¶¶</i>

844
00:45:45,276 --> 00:45:47,844
- Let's go, Ricky!
       - Let's go, Stan!

845
00:45:47,846 --> 00:45:50,179
- Big hit, mate!
        - Come on, Stan!

846
00:45:51,516 --> 00:45:54,016
Howzat! Yeah! Yes!

847
00:45:55,186 --> 00:45:56,486
Let's go, Dad!

848
00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:00,890
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

849
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,060
- Whew!
            - Ricky!

850
00:46:05,497 --> 00:46:07,296
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

851
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:10,066
Pow!

852
00:46:10,068 --> 00:46:11,400
Do your best, eh, darling?

853
00:46:11,402 --> 00:46:12,835
Keep your eye on the ball, okay?

854
00:46:12,837 --> 00:46:14,170
Dad, I know what I'm doing.

855
00:46:18,076 --> 00:46:20,143
Let's go, darling.
         Big hit, yes!

856
00:46:20,145 --> 00:46:22,879
That's one!
        Go, go, go! Yes!

857
00:46:24,816 --> 00:46:26,415
- Howzat!
             - Oh!

858
00:46:28,186 --> 00:46:30,286
Let's go, son. Big hit!

859
00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:31,287
Go, Sammy!

860
00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:34,824
- [thumps]
           - [grunts]

861
00:46:34,826 --> 00:46:36,125
Oh!

862
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:38,461
[groaning]

863
00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:40,830
Brilliant, Dad.
      You caught the ball.

864
00:46:40,832 --> 00:46:42,999
Out! He's out!

865
00:46:43,001 --> 00:46:44,934
- Yeah!
            - Whoo!

866
00:46:44,936 --> 00:46:47,403
All right, Mickey!
        Just get going!

867
00:46:47,405 --> 00:46:50,072
- Yes! Go, Molly!
         - Run, Molly!

868
00:46:50,074 --> 00:46:51,407
Here, darling!

869
00:46:52,410 --> 00:46:54,076
- Yeah!
        - Nice one, Dad!

870
00:46:54,078 --> 00:46:56,345
Great game.
  Good innings, good innings.

871
00:46:56,347 --> 00:46:57,880
Come on, Dick!

872
00:47:01,252 --> 00:47:03,152
- Way to go!
            - Yeah!

873
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:06,222
- Whoo-hoo!
     - What was that, Dick?

874
00:47:06,224 --> 00:47:08,090
One, two, three, go!

875
00:47:16,835 --> 00:47:18,601
Careful, mate. You might
    do yourself a mischief.

876
00:47:18,603 --> 00:47:20,303
Watch and learn.

877
00:47:21,606 --> 00:47:24,473
PETE: Give him a good one, Sam.

878
00:47:24,475 --> 00:47:26,409
- [doink]
            - Boom!

879
00:47:26,411 --> 00:47:28,477
- Sam!
     - You all right, son?

880
00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:30,246
Sam, are you okay?

881
00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:31,514
- [laughs]
            - Harry?

882
00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:33,950
Harry, that was
       a little bit mean.

883
00:47:33,952 --> 00:47:36,619
Oh, it's a competitive
           game, Liz.

884
00:47:36,621 --> 00:47:38,855
Maybe you shouldn't go
        crying to Mummy

885
00:47:38,857 --> 00:47:40,456
every time something goes wrong.
    You've gotta harden up!

886
00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:44,160
Is that what you tell your boys
  when they miss their mother?

887
00:47:44,162 --> 00:47:46,128
We don't miss her that much.
   She'll be back on Tuesday.

888
00:47:46,130 --> 00:47:47,129
Hey, you!

889
00:47:47,131 --> 00:47:49,131
I thought she was...

890
00:47:49,133 --> 00:47:51,033
In Sydney...
      on a girls' holiday.

891
00:47:51,035 --> 00:47:53,302
Yeah, right.
    That's enough, boys, eh?

892
00:47:53,304 --> 00:47:55,538
Back to the game, huh?

893
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,611
LIZ: Flight or fight?

894
00:48:01,613 --> 00:48:03,646
Fight! Yeah!

895
00:48:03,648 --> 00:48:05,081
Yeah!

896
00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:08,885
Bring it on!

897
00:48:08,887 --> 00:48:10,186
Yes!
            [growls]

898
00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:14,090
<i> ¶¶ [upbeat]</i>

899
00:48:14,092 --> 00:48:15,191
One to win!

900
00:48:15,193 --> 00:48:17,360
Going out of the park.

901
00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:23,466
Whoo-hoo!

902
00:48:23,468 --> 00:48:24,967
- Yours, Stan!
         - Yeah, baby!

903
00:48:24,969 --> 00:48:27,203
- Catch it, Stan!
        - Come on, Stan!

904
00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:38,447
[cheering]

905
00:48:38,449 --> 00:48:39,582
Yeah!

906
00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:43,920
<i> ¶¶ [continues]</i>

907
00:48:51,996 --> 00:48:54,664
[sizzling]

908
00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:57,667
To the victors...

909
00:48:57,669 --> 00:48:59,268
the spoils.

910
00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:01,704
- Okay. Tongs.
            - Tongs.

911
00:49:01,706 --> 00:49:03,439
- Fork.
            - Fork.

912
00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:06,509
You two realize you're watching
    a master at work, right?

913
00:49:06,511 --> 00:49:08,945
[laughs]

914
00:49:10,682 --> 00:49:12,348
Unlike some others.

915
00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:13,582
- [whoosh]
             - Ohh!

916
00:49:13,584 --> 00:49:15,651
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

917
00:49:15,653 --> 00:49:17,520
- Water, water!
   - Is that on me? Give it!

918
00:49:20,024 --> 00:49:21,724
Oh. Maybe I should cook.

919
00:49:21,726 --> 00:49:24,393
- Yeah.
      - Bunch of amateurs.

920
00:49:24,395 --> 00:49:25,428
[sizzling]
              Oh!

921
00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:27,596
MOLLY: Dad!

922
00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:33,302
They look very nice.
          They're yum.

923
00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:35,037
Thanks.

924
00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:38,975
So has your family
          arrived yet?

925
00:49:38,977 --> 00:49:42,078
My family? Oh.

926
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,646
I just heard today

927
00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:46,682
they are not going to
     make it for Christmas.

928
00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:51,253
Ah. Well, that's a shame.
    Nothing serious, I hope.

929
00:49:51,255 --> 00:49:55,992
No, no, no. Just a last
    moment changes of plans.

930
00:49:55,994 --> 00:49:57,460
Well, you can stay with us.

931
00:49:57,462 --> 00:50:00,629
I-I couldn't possibly.

932
00:50:00,631 --> 00:50:04,200
Well, you can't spend
  Christmas by yourself. Dad!

933
00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:07,069
Well, it's your
     Mum's holiday now too.

934
00:50:08,406 --> 00:50:11,707
Stan, we'd be delighted.

935
00:50:11,709 --> 00:50:13,642
Wouldn't we, Pete?

936
00:50:13,644 --> 00:50:16,545
Yeah. Yeah, sure.

937
00:50:16,547 --> 00:50:18,681
- Sure.
            - Yeah

938
00:50:18,683 --> 00:50:21,484
It is so kind of you,
        so kind of you.

939
00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:23,386
Thank you.
      Thank you very much.

940
00:50:23,388 --> 00:50:24,720
Thank you very much
            [laughs]

941
00:50:24,722 --> 00:50:26,155
LIZ: Let's eat.

942
00:50:26,157 --> 00:50:27,256
- Yeah.
           - Dig in.

943
00:50:27,258 --> 00:50:30,126
Yeah, dig in. Nice work.

944
00:50:39,037 --> 00:50:41,137
What say
    he's never coming back?

945
00:50:41,139 --> 00:50:42,705
Yes, what say?

946
00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:45,174
We should go get him.

947
00:50:45,176 --> 00:50:47,143
Yeah. How?

948
00:50:47,145 --> 00:50:48,744
- The reindeer!
             - Yes!

949
00:50:48,746 --> 00:50:51,680
No! We let them all go,
           remember?

950
00:50:51,682 --> 00:50:54,183
Hey, he'll be on his way back
           right now.

951
00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:55,384
I'm sure of it.

952
00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:56,652
Come on.

953
00:51:04,362 --> 00:51:06,529
We might have
     to keep you on, Stan.

954
00:51:06,531 --> 00:51:08,764
[laughing]

955
00:51:08,766 --> 00:51:11,200
Yeah.

956
00:51:11,202 --> 00:51:13,335
[whistling]

957
00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:26,582
[chuckling]

958
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,420
No more Santa.

959
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,594
[chuckling]

960
00:51:44,535 --> 00:51:46,102
Goodbye.

961
00:51:53,678 --> 00:51:54,677
No.

962
00:51:54,679 --> 00:51:57,246
No, no, no, no.
             [sobs]

963
00:51:57,248 --> 00:51:58,314
Oh, no.

964
00:51:58,316 --> 00:52:00,616
[sobs]

965
00:52:00,618 --> 00:52:02,284
Oh, no!

966
00:52:03,888 --> 00:52:09,225
¶ I've been looking everywhere
         near and far ¶

967
00:52:12,763 --> 00:52:17,766
¶ Turns out right here in
 front of me is where you are ¶

968
00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:23,806
¶ You got me in my head ¶

969
00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:26,575
¶ You got me in my heart ¶

970
00:52:28,279 --> 00:52:32,748
¶ You got me in the air ¶

971
00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:35,784
¶ You got me from the start ¶

972
00:52:35,786 --> 00:52:37,620
[chuckling]

973
00:52:37,622 --> 00:52:41,624
¶¶ [foreign language]

974
00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:43,926
¶ Give me your love ¶

975
00:52:46,397 --> 00:52:50,633
¶¶ [foreign language]

976
00:52:50,635 --> 00:52:52,801
¶ You've got my love ¶

977
00:52:55,306 --> 00:53:00,776
¶ Whoo hoo hoo ¶

978
00:53:00,778 --> 00:53:02,711
Watch out for your marshmallow.

979
00:53:02,713 --> 00:53:04,813
[laughing]

980
00:53:04,815 --> 00:53:06,949
¶ Hoo ¶

981
00:53:06,951 --> 00:53:09,718
Here, give it to me.
     You can have that one.

982
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:11,220
That was beautiful.

983
00:53:11,222 --> 00:53:13,789
[laughing]

984
00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:15,791
Hey, do you remember
         Barry's Beach?

985
00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:17,259
[laughing]

986
00:53:17,261 --> 00:53:18,394
When did we go there?

987
00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:19,962
Well, you didn't.

988
00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:22,431
This was long before
     you were around, mate.

989
00:53:22,433 --> 00:53:23,966
SAM: Tell us about it.

990
00:53:27,738 --> 00:53:30,773
Well, that's where
        I met your mum.

991
00:53:30,775 --> 00:53:33,642
I was out camping
    with a few mates, and...

992
00:53:33,644 --> 00:53:35,477
there was this beautiful woman
      around the campfire,

993
00:53:35,479 --> 00:53:36,745
and I had to woo her,
          which I did

994
00:53:36,747 --> 00:53:38,347
with my amazing guitar skills.

995
00:53:38,349 --> 00:53:39,782
[laughing]

996
00:53:39,784 --> 00:53:41,817
Well, that's what
       I told him anyway.

997
00:53:41,819 --> 00:53:44,386
We spent
    a lot of summers there.

998
00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:48,257
Just a little pup tent
 and a boat just like this one.

999
00:53:48,259 --> 00:53:49,692
[motor starting]

1000
00:53:49,694 --> 00:53:50,993
MOLLY: It's moving.

1001
00:53:50,995 --> 00:53:52,595
It is moving,
       isn't it, darling?

1002
00:53:52,597 --> 00:53:54,396
No, Dad, the boat's moving!

1003
00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:57,299
Hey!

1004
00:53:58,803 --> 00:54:00,669
Mate! Please, please!

1005
00:54:00,671 --> 00:54:02,371
- Get out of the way!
       - Look, I can pay!

1006
00:54:02,373 --> 00:54:03,973
You're too late.

1007
00:54:03,975 --> 00:54:08,377
I've got the money right here,
     right now, I can pay.

1008
00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:10,512
BRUCE: You got two minutes.

1009
00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:12,481
What's going on?

1010
00:54:12,483 --> 00:54:14,016
I bought the boat
    when I had the contact,

1011
00:54:14,018 --> 00:54:15,918
but it fell through, okay?

1012
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:19,388
- It's not my fault.
 - It's never your fault, Pete.

1013
00:54:19,390 --> 00:54:21,957
I got that boat for our kids,
  for our family to have fun.

1014
00:54:21,959 --> 00:54:25,294
Oh, well, at least you've
   got the money now, right?

1015
00:54:26,697 --> 00:54:29,531
Yeah, about that...

1016
00:54:31,736 --> 00:54:33,502
Merry Christmas.

1017
00:54:35,706 --> 00:54:38,741
Hey, Liz, wait!

1018
00:54:38,743 --> 00:54:41,377
Liz, please!
      I just want to say--

1019
00:55:24,889 --> 00:55:25,921
[farts]

1020
00:55:32,063 --> 00:55:33,562
[sighs]

1021
00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:38,667
Oh, no.

1022
00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:39,768
Ah!

1023
00:55:39,770 --> 00:55:40,969
Morning, Stan.

1024
00:55:40,971 --> 00:55:42,104
Good morning.

1025
00:55:42,106 --> 00:55:43,906
Christmas Eve is upon us.

1026
00:55:43,908 --> 00:55:45,341
Yes.

1027
00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:50,412
Yes, so it is.

1028
00:55:50,414 --> 00:55:52,848
- [tent unzipping]
          - So it is.

1029
00:55:54,518 --> 00:55:55,818
Morning.

1030
00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:00,756
Ta.

1031
00:56:01,892 --> 00:56:03,992
Hey, Stan,
       you want some kai?

1032
00:56:03,994 --> 00:56:05,461
What?

1033
00:56:05,463 --> 00:56:07,629
- He means breakfast.
        - Oh, breakfast.

1034
00:56:07,631 --> 00:56:10,833
Yes, thank you.
           Of course.

1035
00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:16,605
Ah, yes.

1036
00:56:16,607 --> 00:56:18,073
- Hello, darling.
            - Hello.

1037
00:56:18,075 --> 00:56:19,408
[kiss]

1038
00:56:27,118 --> 00:56:29,752
Mum! Dad!
         Look at this!

1039
00:56:29,754 --> 00:56:31,487
Hey, where'd you get that?

1040
00:56:31,489 --> 00:56:33,555
On the beach.

1041
00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:34,757
Open it.

1042
00:56:34,759 --> 00:56:37,059
No, no.
  It might belong to somebody.

1043
00:56:37,061 --> 00:56:39,395
Finders keepers.

1044
00:56:39,397 --> 00:56:40,796
Cool!

1045
00:56:40,798 --> 00:56:44,933
Sam, were there any more
     where you found this?

1046
00:56:44,935 --> 00:56:46,668
Not that I could see.

1047
00:56:46,670 --> 00:56:48,737
MOLLY: Cool!
      Christmas crackers!

1048
00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:50,072
SAM: Yeah.
          [chuckling]

1049
00:56:56,714 --> 00:56:57,946
Whoa!

1050
00:56:59,150 --> 00:57:00,949
- Ooh, a present.
           - Careful!

1051
00:57:00,951 --> 00:57:03,118
It could be booby-trapped.

1052
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,621
That's what these
     big-time smugglers do.

1053
00:57:11,862 --> 00:57:13,729
It's just a present.

1054
00:57:17,168 --> 00:57:19,101
[beeping]

1055
00:57:19,103 --> 00:57:21,503
Yep! Explosives!

1056
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,140
Secure the perimeter!

1057
00:57:28,746 --> 00:57:30,446
She's so brave.

1058
00:57:32,917 --> 00:57:36,718
[beeping]

1059
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:38,687
Look out!
      Get out of the way!

1060
00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:40,055
[beeping continues]

1061
00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:45,561
What was that?

1062
00:57:46,831 --> 00:57:50,766
I'll go and have a look.

1063
00:57:51,936 --> 00:57:53,635
Ooh, okay.

1064
00:57:53,637 --> 00:57:56,004
Why didn't the skeleton
    go on the rollercoaster?

1065
00:57:56,006 --> 00:57:57,739
[device beeping]
           TAMA: Why?

1066
00:57:57,741 --> 00:57:58,974
Because he didn't
         have the guts.

1067
00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:00,075
[laughs]

1068
00:58:00,077 --> 00:58:01,710
Zip it!

1069
00:58:01,712 --> 00:58:03,745
Using exploding
       Christmas crackers

1070
00:58:03,747 --> 00:58:06,014
to disguise
      your evil smuggling.

1071
00:58:06,016 --> 00:58:07,683
How low can you go?

1072
00:58:07,685 --> 00:58:09,551
TAMA: I don't know.
            How low?

1073
00:58:09,553 --> 00:58:10,686
CARLTON: I don't joke.

1074
00:58:10,688 --> 00:58:12,855
TAMA: Oh.

1075
00:58:12,857 --> 00:58:14,923
I will find him,
     and I will crush him.

1076
00:58:14,925 --> 00:58:16,191
[wrapper crunching]

1077
00:58:17,695 --> 00:58:19,194
DAVE: Right, Boss.

1078
00:58:19,196 --> 00:58:20,229
Come on.

1079
00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:56,698
[siren wailing]

1080
00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:59,601
[distant chatter]

1081
00:59:00,971 --> 00:59:03,805
That's him, there he is.
        Ask him, Elsie.

1082
00:59:03,807 --> 00:59:05,807
Liz said you might
      be able to help us.

1083
00:59:05,809 --> 00:59:09,845
Norm always plays Santa at
the children's Christmas picnic.

1084
00:59:09,847 --> 00:59:12,214
We wondered
    if you'd take his place.

1085
00:59:12,216 --> 00:59:13,882
You look the part.

1086
00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:15,751
I'm very sorry, but no.

1087
00:59:15,753 --> 00:59:18,253
We've been doing it
         for 35 years.

1088
00:59:18,255 --> 00:59:20,822
We weren't able
    to have children, so...

1089
00:59:20,824 --> 00:59:22,991
we've always loved
   giving the children here

1090
00:59:22,993 --> 00:59:24,826
a little something.

1091
00:59:24,828 --> 00:59:26,161
It...

1092
00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:28,730
It would mean so much
           to Norman.

1093
00:59:28,732 --> 00:59:30,165
Yeah.

1094
00:59:30,167 --> 00:59:32,301
I've a pillow in there
         for the tummy,

1095
00:59:32,303 --> 00:59:34,269
but you may not need it.

1096
00:59:34,271 --> 00:59:36,004
- What?
          - [laughing]

1097
00:59:36,006 --> 00:59:37,973
Come on, Stan.
         Just say yes.

1098
00:59:37,975 --> 00:59:40,676
- Well--
    - Oh, thank you so much!

1099
00:59:40,678 --> 00:59:43,879
- SANTA: No, I did not say yes!
          - Thank you.

1100
00:59:46,317 --> 00:59:47,983
Nice, Mum.

1101
00:59:47,985 --> 00:59:49,618
[wolf whistle]

1102
00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:53,322
Just taking one
       for the team, eh?

1103
00:59:53,324 --> 00:59:54,856
Here he is.

1104
00:59:54,858 --> 00:59:56,758
[groaning]

1105
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:58,760
There he is,
all the way from the North Pole,

1106
00:59:58,762 --> 00:59:59,995
Mr. Santa Claus himself.

1107
00:59:59,997 --> 01:00:02,598
You shut up.

1108
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:04,232
You look just like
        the real thing.

1109
01:00:04,234 --> 01:00:06,868
- Duh, there is no real thing.
      - PETE: Hey, Molly.

1110
01:00:06,870 --> 01:00:08,070
Just because you don't
         believe in him

1111
01:00:08,072 --> 01:00:09,638
doesn't mean he doesn't exist.

1112
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,173
- Eh, Stan?
          - Of course.

1113
01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:15,143
I think this Santa needs
   a good old kiwi entrance.

1114
01:00:15,145 --> 01:00:16,178
Come on.

1115
01:00:17,881 --> 01:00:19,681
Come on, Stan.

1116
01:00:25,055 --> 01:00:28,223
You don't want to go
    the Santa picnic, right?

1117
01:00:28,225 --> 01:00:31,693
[cheering]

1118
01:00:37,267 --> 01:00:38,400
CARLTON: There he is, boys.

1119
01:00:38,402 --> 01:00:40,702
No, that's Santa.

1120
01:00:48,746 --> 01:00:52,214
[cheering]

1121
01:00:56,920 --> 01:01:00,322
Hey! What, you guys
          not coming?

1122
01:01:00,324 --> 01:01:02,991
Ah, yeah, yeah.
  We'll take care of the boat.

1123
01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:05,394
Okay, awesome.
         Thanks. Okay.

1124
01:01:08,766 --> 01:01:09,865
This better be good.

1125
01:01:09,867 --> 01:01:11,299
Trust me.

1126
01:01:14,872 --> 01:01:17,105
KIDS: Santa!

1127
01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:22,210
LIZ: Now, boys and girls,

1128
01:01:22,212 --> 01:01:23,812
have you guys been good
           this year?

1129
01:01:23,814 --> 01:01:26,214
KIDS: Yes!
        LIZ: Excellent.

1130
01:01:26,216 --> 01:01:29,251
We're really pleased to be
 here today, aren't we, Santa?

1131
01:01:29,253 --> 01:01:32,721
Yeah, ho ho ho, yes.
        [clears throat]

1132
01:01:32,723 --> 01:01:35,991
Anyway, Santa's really excited
   to hand out some presents,

1133
01:01:35,993 --> 01:01:39,161
and first up, we've got...

1134
01:01:39,163 --> 01:01:40,796
Tyler.

1135
01:01:40,798 --> 01:01:42,030
Yes, Tyler.

1136
01:01:42,032 --> 01:01:44,232
- Come on up.
      - Come here, Tyler.

1137
01:01:44,234 --> 01:01:46,702
Yeah, Merry Christmas.

1138
01:01:46,704 --> 01:01:48,704
- Thank you.
            - Yeah.

1139
01:01:48,706 --> 01:01:51,306
[kids cheering]

1140
01:01:51,308 --> 01:01:53,775
LIZ: Oh, what's he got there?

1141
01:01:53,777 --> 01:01:54,976
- Whoo-hoo!
           - Thanks.

1142
01:01:54,978 --> 01:01:58,246
Fantastic. Now, Santa...

1143
01:01:58,248 --> 01:02:01,316
you're delighted to hand this
   over to Lily, aren't you?

1144
01:02:01,318 --> 01:02:05,053
Yeah. Lily, Lily.

1145
01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:07,289
- Merry Christmas.
      - Thank you, Santa.

1146
01:02:07,291 --> 01:02:08,990
[kids cheering]

1147
01:02:11,128 --> 01:02:13,161
All right.
     Isn't this fun, Santa?

1148
01:02:13,163 --> 01:02:15,831
Very fun, yes.
           Ho ho ho.

1149
01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:17,332
Good girl.

1150
01:02:17,334 --> 01:02:20,102
Oh, that's lovely.
      And this one, Santa,

1151
01:02:20,104 --> 01:02:22,504
is for Scarlett.

1152
01:02:22,506 --> 01:02:25,440
SANTA: Okay, Scarlett.
        Here is for you.

1153
01:02:25,442 --> 01:02:27,175
Thank you, Santa.

1154
01:02:27,177 --> 01:02:29,811
- I love you, Santa.
          - LIZ: Oh!

1155
01:02:32,116 --> 01:02:35,083
[kids cheering]

1156
01:02:37,788 --> 01:02:39,354
Thank you, Santa!

1157
01:02:44,027 --> 01:02:46,228
It was around here somewhere.

1158
01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:52,267
You mean... that?

1159
01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:56,004
Out of the way!
        Out of the way!

1160
01:02:56,006 --> 01:02:58,073
This is official
      Coastwatch business.

1161
01:02:58,075 --> 01:03:00,075
- You!
          - Hey, hey.

1162
01:03:00,077 --> 01:03:03,378
You get presents only if
   you have been a good girl.

1163
01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:05,447
[laughs]

1164
01:03:05,449 --> 01:03:07,983
Smart aleck.
          Smart aleck.

1165
01:03:07,985 --> 01:03:10,352
This man is not Santa Claus!

1166
01:03:10,354 --> 01:03:12,254
- Hey, hey, hey.
        - [kids booing]

1167
01:03:12,256 --> 01:03:15,123
Easy, easy, easy.
         But the kids.

1168
01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:18,326
He has violated border security,
 customs and immigration rules

1169
01:03:18,328 --> 01:03:20,495
by bringing goodness knows what
       into this country.

1170
01:03:20,497 --> 01:03:23,565
But now the jig is up!

1171
01:03:23,567 --> 01:03:25,801
- PETE: Hey, leave him alone!
       - [kids shouting]

1172
01:03:25,803 --> 01:03:28,804
- Leave him be!
      - [Santa screaming]

1173
01:03:28,806 --> 01:03:31,006
He is smuggling
       illegal substances

1174
01:03:31,008 --> 01:03:33,275
into these so-called presents

1175
01:03:33,277 --> 01:03:35,877
under the guise of Santa.

1176
01:03:35,879 --> 01:03:38,013
You make me sick.

1177
01:03:39,483 --> 01:03:41,383
- Bubbles.
       - They're bubbles.

1178
01:03:41,385 --> 01:03:42,384
- Bubbles?
      - They're bubbles.

1179
01:03:42,386 --> 01:03:45,587
A likely story. Tama.

1180
01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:49,224
- [spits]
       - [kids giggling]

1181
01:03:49,226 --> 01:03:50,258
- Bubbles.
    - Bubbles. It's bubbles.

1182
01:03:50,260 --> 01:03:51,993
Oh, mate, you guys are crazy.

1183
01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:53,595
- Those are presents for kids!
     - Hey, moron, stop it!

1184
01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:55,163
Oi, you watch your mouth!

1185
01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:56,565
Don't you talk to her
           like that.

1186
01:03:56,567 --> 01:03:58,333
I've got this Pete.
      You butt out of it.

1187
01:03:58,335 --> 01:04:00,001
You don't talk to him
    or him that way, please.

1188
01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:01,503
- Take him away!
            - What?

1189
01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:03,939
What? No, you're not
   taking anyone away, okay?

1190
01:04:03,941 --> 01:04:06,107
- You guys get out of here now!
        - [kids yelling]

1191
01:04:07,444 --> 01:04:09,077
Yeah, get out of here!

1192
01:04:09,079 --> 01:04:10,612
Under the Boarder Security Act,

1193
01:04:10,614 --> 01:04:12,948
I have the power to detain
   anyone that I have grounds

1194
01:04:12,950 --> 01:04:15,083
to believe is breaching
    this country's security.

1195
01:04:15,085 --> 01:04:17,018
- PETE: Hey!
       - [kids shouting]

1196
01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:18,553
Christmas is over, old man.

1197
01:04:18,555 --> 01:04:20,455
[clinking]

1198
01:04:20,457 --> 01:04:22,057
Ho ho ho ho!

1199
01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:24,559
- Go, Santa!
           - Get him!

1200
01:04:44,948 --> 01:04:46,314
TAPE RECORDING:
        You are powerful.

1201
01:04:46,316 --> 01:04:48,283
You are a winner.

1202
01:04:48,285 --> 01:04:50,252
Believe in yourself.

1203
01:04:50,254 --> 01:04:52,220
You are the man.

1204
01:05:06,169 --> 01:05:07,435
CARLTON: Got ya!

1205
01:05:08,672 --> 01:05:10,605
[yelling]

1206
01:05:13,477 --> 01:05:15,677
Move out, Boss!

1207
01:05:21,051 --> 01:05:24,319
- Do you think it works?
          - Let's try.

1208
01:05:30,961 --> 01:05:32,193
Yow!

1209
01:05:32,195 --> 01:05:33,628
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1210
01:05:33,630 --> 01:05:36,698
[ringing]

1211
01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:38,967
Santa! Where are you?

1212
01:05:38,969 --> 01:05:40,268
We need you!

1213
01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:42,270
Wait. What?

1214
01:05:44,074 --> 01:05:45,140
Santa?

1215
01:05:45,142 --> 01:05:47,075
Stan is Santa!

1216
01:05:47,077 --> 01:05:50,145
- I told you!
       - Ring them again.

1217
01:05:50,147 --> 01:05:52,647
[ringing]

1218
01:05:52,649 --> 01:05:54,015
Don't hang up!

1219
01:05:58,021 --> 01:05:59,087
[motor starts]

1220
01:05:59,089 --> 01:06:00,488
[chuckles]
        Born to be wild.

1221
01:06:00,490 --> 01:06:01,489
DAVE: Hey!

1222
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,293
TAMA: Pick it up, pick it up.

1223
01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:06,695
- I've got this one!
        - Oi, come here!

1224
01:06:06,697 --> 01:06:09,197
Get back here! Oh, no!

1225
01:06:09,199 --> 01:06:11,666
Oh, no, no, no! Oi!

1226
01:06:11,668 --> 01:06:14,235
Oi, come back here!

1227
01:06:14,237 --> 01:06:15,537
[screams]

1228
01:06:15,539 --> 01:06:16,638
SAM: Santa's with us.

1229
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:17,973
What? You kidnapped him?

1230
01:06:17,975 --> 01:06:19,975
No. He's just staying with us.

1231
01:06:19,977 --> 01:06:21,710
Well, tell him
    to stop staying with you

1232
01:06:21,712 --> 01:06:23,378
and get back to North Pole!

1233
01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:25,080
- [murmuring]
             - Huh?

1234
01:06:25,082 --> 01:06:26,247
It's Christmas Eve!

1235
01:06:26,249 --> 01:06:28,516
Yeah. How would he do that?

1236
01:06:28,518 --> 01:06:30,151
He needs to get into his--

1237
01:06:30,153 --> 01:06:32,721
Hello? Hello?

1238
01:06:32,723 --> 01:06:34,222
We've got to help him!

1239
01:06:37,461 --> 01:06:39,260
- Whoa, whoa!
             - Oi!

1240
01:06:41,131 --> 01:06:43,398
We can use this
     to pull the sleigh up.

1241
01:06:45,769 --> 01:06:48,069
Isn't this supposed
        to be tied off?

1242
01:06:48,071 --> 01:06:50,038
- Whoa!
             - Sam!

1243
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:52,774
Sam! Sam?

1244
01:06:52,776 --> 01:06:55,710
Sam, grab my hand.
            Sam! Sam!

1245
01:06:55,712 --> 01:06:57,345
Help!

1246
01:06:57,347 --> 01:06:59,647
Stan, help!
          Help, help!

1247
01:06:59,649 --> 01:07:02,283
- Sammy!
       - Help me, please!

1248
01:07:02,285 --> 01:07:07,088
Mum, Dad, help!
     Please help me! Help!

1249
01:07:07,090 --> 01:07:09,157
Molly! Molly!

1250
01:07:11,461 --> 01:07:12,460
Okay.

1251
01:07:15,298 --> 01:07:16,331
Sam!

1252
01:07:19,302 --> 01:07:20,301
Sam!

1253
01:07:21,304 --> 01:07:22,303
Grab my hand!

1254
01:07:25,675 --> 01:07:28,743
- Come on, he's getting away!
       - Slow down, Dave.

1255
01:07:36,686 --> 01:07:38,153
Help him, Dad!

1256
01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:45,627
- Got ya!
          - Go, Tama!

1257
01:07:45,629 --> 01:07:48,396
You're coming with me,
            old man!

1258
01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:50,198
What kind of sicko are you?

1259
01:08:00,710 --> 01:08:02,377
On the boat, son.
        In there, buddy.

1260
01:08:02,379 --> 01:08:04,379
[coughing]

1261
01:08:04,381 --> 01:08:06,414
Sam, are you okay?

1262
01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:08,383
Darling, you look after
      your brother, okay?

1263
01:08:08,385 --> 01:08:10,452
I'll get us back to shore.

1264
01:08:13,657 --> 01:08:15,790
[starts, revs]

1265
01:08:20,197 --> 01:08:22,130
[coughing]

1266
01:08:23,867 --> 01:08:26,334
What were you kids doing
    out in the water anyway?

1267
01:08:26,336 --> 01:08:29,270
Stan! Stan is Santa,
     and we saw his sleigh,

1268
01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:31,372
and Sam got his foot
       caught in a rope!

1269
01:08:31,374 --> 01:08:34,142
Molly, this isn't time
        for games, baby!

1270
01:08:42,285 --> 01:08:43,852
- What?
            - Idiot!

1271
01:08:48,758 --> 01:08:50,758
Come on.

1272
01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:53,595
Ohh! So you can
      breathe okay, honey?

1273
01:08:53,597 --> 01:08:54,896
Yeah, I'm fine.

1274
01:08:54,898 --> 01:08:56,664
I'll get you a towel.
           Good boy.

1275
01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,500
Are you okay, son?

1276
01:09:00,704 --> 01:09:05,206
[coughing]

1277
01:09:18,688 --> 01:09:21,623
Sam, Sam, they've taken him.

1278
01:09:21,625 --> 01:09:23,324
Well, we've gotta help him!

1279
01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:26,194
Wait. I've still got this.

1280
01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:36,905
[coughing]

1281
01:09:44,247 --> 01:09:46,714
[groaning]

1282
01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:49,350
No, no! Let me go!
           Let me go!

1283
01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:51,853
The only place you can go
      is directly to jail!

1284
01:09:51,855 --> 01:09:53,655
I've done nothing wrong!

1285
01:09:53,657 --> 01:09:55,857
You are an illegal alien
   smuggling in illegal goods

1286
01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:57,859
and risking
   the nation's biosecurity!

1287
01:09:57,861 --> 01:09:59,894
I am Santa Claus!

1288
01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:03,431
Santa Claus, Santa Claus.

1289
01:10:03,433 --> 01:10:05,266
I hate Santa Claus!

1290
01:10:05,268 --> 01:10:08,736
When I was younger, all the
  other kids at the orphanage,

1291
01:10:08,738 --> 01:10:11,372
they all got presents,
           except me!

1292
01:10:11,374 --> 01:10:12,840
You wanted a doll.

1293
01:10:12,842 --> 01:10:15,443
I left you one,
      and one to Harriet,

1294
01:10:15,445 --> 01:10:16,511
little Harriet next to you.

1295
01:10:16,513 --> 01:10:18,279
That cow!

1296
01:10:18,281 --> 01:10:20,381
She said she got two dolls.

1297
01:10:20,383 --> 01:10:21,716
Ah, no, no!

1298
01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:24,819
None of your mind games
       with me, old man.

1299
01:10:24,821 --> 01:10:27,422
You're no more Santa Claus
         than my butt.

1300
01:10:27,424 --> 01:10:29,457
Hey, Santa, why aren't you
       at the North Pole,

1301
01:10:29,459 --> 01:10:31,292
putting presents on the sleigh?

1302
01:10:31,294 --> 01:10:32,760
It's a little complicated.

1303
01:10:32,762 --> 01:10:34,395
That's because
     he's not Santa Claus!

1304
01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:35,663
Get him in!

1305
01:10:36,666 --> 01:10:37,865
TAMA: I'm sorry.

1306
01:10:47,444 --> 01:10:48,710
SANTA RECORDING:
      Hello, hello, hello.

1307
01:10:48,712 --> 01:10:51,713
I'm out of the workshop
           right now.

1308
01:10:51,715 --> 01:10:53,915
Leave a message after the beep.

1309
01:10:53,917 --> 01:10:56,751
Ohh! He's running out of time!

1310
01:10:59,956 --> 01:11:01,889
CARLTON:
   Big Mama to National Base.

1311
01:11:01,891 --> 01:11:03,324
- Big Mama, go ahead.
          - [coughing]

1312
01:11:03,326 --> 01:11:05,526
CARLTON:
    We've got a Code Purple.

1313
01:11:05,528 --> 01:11:07,495
- Roger. Code Purple.
     - [coughing continues]

1314
01:11:07,497 --> 01:11:09,664
Code purple! Code Purple!

1315
01:11:09,666 --> 01:11:12,333
[coughs]

1316
01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:17,672
Run! Run!

1317
01:11:19,676 --> 01:11:21,309
Hey, little man.

1318
01:11:22,946 --> 01:11:24,279
- Let me go!
         - Settle down.

1319
01:11:24,281 --> 01:11:25,813
Put me down!

1320
01:11:25,815 --> 01:11:28,816
- Right now!
           - Come on.

1321
01:11:28,818 --> 01:11:30,718
Put me down!

1322
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,320
Okay.

1323
01:11:32,322 --> 01:11:33,921
Santa's little helper, eh?

1324
01:11:33,923 --> 01:11:35,723
He really is Santa!

1325
01:11:35,725 --> 01:11:39,327
A-A-And you should
          let him go.

1326
01:11:39,329 --> 01:11:40,728
Put him in.

1327
01:11:40,730 --> 01:11:42,463
In there, little man.

1328
01:11:45,335 --> 01:11:47,869
[door closes and locks]

1329
01:11:47,871 --> 01:11:50,438
What are you doing here?

1330
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:53,441
Of course they'll be all right.
       They're good kids.

1331
01:11:53,443 --> 01:11:54,942
Well, of course.
       They're our kids.

1332
01:11:54,944 --> 01:11:57,045
- Where's Sam?
   - Where? Is he all right?

1333
01:11:57,047 --> 01:11:59,614
Yeah, yeah,
   but they've got him and...

1334
01:11:59,616 --> 01:12:01,716
- Stan.
             - Who?

1335
01:12:01,718 --> 01:12:04,018
Those Coastwatch guys
 locked them in their caravan.

1336
01:12:04,020 --> 01:12:06,788
- No, they can't do that, Pete.
   - We need to rescue them!

1337
01:12:06,790 --> 01:12:07,922
- Let's go.
      - No, no, no, wait.

1338
01:12:07,924 --> 01:12:09,023
- What?
     - No, we need a plan.

1339
01:12:09,025 --> 01:12:10,858
No, we need to go now.

1340
01:12:10,860 --> 01:12:12,460
If we rush into something
  like this, we're gonna be--

1341
01:12:12,462 --> 01:12:13,861
I'm not rushing in
       without thinking!

1342
01:12:13,863 --> 01:12:15,630
Can you both stop?!

1343
01:12:15,632 --> 01:12:19,334
You guys never
     listen to each other.

1344
01:12:19,336 --> 01:12:21,469
Can't we work together
          on this one?

1345
01:12:23,773 --> 01:12:25,340
It's okay, it's okay.

1346
01:12:25,342 --> 01:12:26,874
I know who you are.

1347
01:12:26,876 --> 01:12:27,942
Sure.

1348
01:12:27,944 --> 01:12:30,011
My family are coming to help.

1349
01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:31,713
They'll get us out.

1350
01:12:31,715 --> 01:12:34,749
And you can get back
  to deliver all the presents.

1351
01:12:34,751 --> 01:12:37,752
I'm not sure
    it's just going to work.

1352
01:12:43,927 --> 01:12:46,961
Flight or fight.

1353
01:12:46,963 --> 01:12:48,129
[sighs]

1354
01:12:49,833 --> 01:12:50,898
Fight!

1355
01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:52,567
You can do it

1356
01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:59,006
Do you know
 why I am here in New Zealand?

1357
01:13:01,644 --> 01:13:03,711
Sam...

1358
01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:07,048
I don't want to be
         Santa anymore.

1359
01:13:09,786 --> 01:13:12,687
What do you mean, you don't
   want to be Santa anymore?

1360
01:13:12,689 --> 01:13:15,456
You don't have a choice.

1361
01:13:17,394 --> 01:13:21,095
Well, I know it's hard
     for you to understand.

1362
01:13:21,097 --> 01:13:24,132
What I understand
  is there's millions of kids

1363
01:13:24,134 --> 01:13:27,402
waiting for the most exciting,
  brilliant day of the year...

1364
01:13:27,404 --> 01:13:28,836
for you.

1365
01:13:28,838 --> 01:13:29,871
Not for me.

1366
01:13:29,873 --> 01:13:31,939
The presents.

1367
01:13:31,941 --> 01:13:33,941
They're waiting
       for the presents.

1368
01:13:33,943 --> 01:13:35,543
Things.

1369
01:13:35,545 --> 01:13:37,812
Things that get more
     expensive every year,

1370
01:13:37,814 --> 01:13:40,448
and even then,
   they are not good enough.

1371
01:13:40,450 --> 01:13:44,519
By January, they'll be broken
      and forgotten about.

1372
01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:46,788
Not my presents.

1373
01:13:46,790 --> 01:13:49,757
I can remember all of them.

1374
01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:51,859
You gave me a kite
        when I was five.

1375
01:13:51,861 --> 01:13:53,728
I was so excited.

1376
01:13:53,730 --> 01:13:56,097
And then there was Clarence
        when I was four.

1377
01:13:56,099 --> 01:13:57,965
[chuckles]

1378
01:13:57,967 --> 01:13:59,901
That stuffed bear.

1379
01:13:59,903 --> 01:14:01,969
Yeah. I've still got him.

1380
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:06,841
There's millions of kids
         just like me,

1381
01:14:06,843 --> 01:14:10,445
who can't wait for Christmas.

1382
01:14:10,447 --> 01:14:12,447
And it's not just the things.

1383
01:14:12,449 --> 01:14:14,148
It's the magic.

1384
01:14:14,150 --> 01:14:17,118
And you're part of the magic.

1385
01:14:18,455 --> 01:14:20,087
[sighs]

1386
01:14:20,089 --> 01:14:22,123
[clattering]
      By my calculations,

1387
01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:24,859
you'll need more than just magic
       to get back home.

1388
01:14:24,861 --> 01:14:26,794
Molly!

1389
01:14:27,864 --> 01:14:29,497
Would this help?

1390
01:14:34,737 --> 01:14:37,538
The world needs you, Santa.

1391
01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:40,708
All right, all right.

1392
01:14:40,710 --> 01:14:41,809
Get up, get up.

1393
01:14:43,246 --> 01:14:45,480
Pete, what do you think
         you're doing?

1394
01:14:45,482 --> 01:14:46,681
You should know
       better than that,

1395
01:14:46,683 --> 01:14:47,915
pointing fireworks at people.

1396
01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:49,016
Well, it's a diversion.

1397
01:14:49,018 --> 01:14:51,652
It's matter of life or death.

1398
01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:54,522
Yes, it will be
     if you set those off.

1399
01:14:54,524 --> 01:14:56,557
Nice job, Boss.

1400
01:14:59,662 --> 01:15:00,962
Just keeping our shores safe.

1401
01:15:00,964 --> 01:15:02,830
Hurry up. Come on.

1402
01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:03,965
- Hey!
             - Hey!

1403
01:15:03,967 --> 01:15:05,032
Stop him!

1404
01:15:05,034 --> 01:15:06,133
MOLLY: Dad, now is good!

1405
01:15:06,135 --> 01:15:07,134
Ow!

1406
01:15:07,136 --> 01:15:08,703
[screams]

1407
01:15:08,705 --> 01:15:10,271
Pete, get over here!

1408
01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:14,542
[crackling, whistling]

1409
01:15:15,879 --> 01:15:17,879
- Whoa!
             - Aah!

1410
01:15:17,881 --> 01:15:19,714
We're under attack!

1411
01:15:19,716 --> 01:15:21,782
- [popping]
          - [shouting]

1412
01:15:21,784 --> 01:15:23,284
Run!

1413
01:15:27,924 --> 01:15:29,790
Oh, well.

1414
01:15:29,792 --> 01:15:30,925
Could've been worse.

1415
01:15:30,927 --> 01:15:32,560
[explosion]

1416
01:15:36,699 --> 01:15:38,099
- I'll help Dad.
      - [engine starting]

1417
01:15:39,269 --> 01:15:40,268
[laughs]

1418
01:15:42,739 --> 01:15:44,238
Keep coming, Mum.

1419
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:45,806
- Mum?
          - Yes! Whoa!

1420
01:15:47,944 --> 01:15:50,845
- Hang on.
        - Hang on what?

1421
01:15:50,847 --> 01:15:52,079
Hang on what?

1422
01:15:54,183 --> 01:15:55,816
Nice job, Mum.

1423
01:15:55,818 --> 01:15:58,185
- Hold on, Stan!
         - Please help!

1424
01:15:58,187 --> 01:15:59,787
Don't leave me.
        Don't leave me!

1425
01:16:04,294 --> 01:16:06,694
Not on my watch.

1426
01:16:11,234 --> 01:16:14,302
Please! Help!
      Take me off of here!

1427
01:16:14,304 --> 01:16:15,937
Hang in there, Stan!

1428
01:16:15,939 --> 01:16:17,672
[Santa shouting]

1429
01:16:17,674 --> 01:16:19,140
DAVE: Come on,
     they're getting away!

1430
01:16:19,142 --> 01:16:21,142
I'm going as fast as I can!

1431
01:16:21,144 --> 01:16:24,245
[shouting]

1432
01:16:24,247 --> 01:16:26,847
Mum, Stan's on the roof.
  You're gonna kill him. Stop!

1433
01:16:26,849 --> 01:16:28,816
[tires screeching]

1434
01:16:30,887 --> 01:16:31,919
Oh, hey, Stan.

1435
01:16:35,358 --> 01:16:36,824
SANTA: Oh, yeah!

1436
01:16:39,829 --> 01:16:41,829
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
       yeah, yeah, yeah.

1437
01:16:42,932 --> 01:16:45,132
[screaming]

1438
01:16:47,203 --> 01:16:49,170
I can't see!

1439
01:16:49,172 --> 01:16:51,205
[crash]

1440
01:16:51,207 --> 01:16:55,876
¶ Silent Night ¶

1441
01:16:55,878 --> 01:16:59,847
¶ Holy Night ¶

1442
01:16:59,849 --> 01:17:04,151
¶ All is calm ¶

1443
01:17:04,153 --> 01:17:07,021
¶ All is bright ¶

1444
01:17:10,226 --> 01:17:12,360
They're gonna have to move.

1445
01:17:12,362 --> 01:17:14,095
No, we need to get to the beach.

1446
01:17:14,097 --> 01:17:15,396
- To the beach?
          - Trust us.

1447
01:17:15,398 --> 01:17:16,731
Please.

1448
01:17:19,769 --> 01:17:21,636
Can I have your attention,
            please?

1449
01:17:21,638 --> 01:17:23,638
[toots]

1450
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:26,073
Santa needs to get back
  to the North Pole right now,

1451
01:17:26,075 --> 01:17:29,176
or he won't be able to
  deliver everyone's presents.

1452
01:17:29,178 --> 01:17:31,245
- Probably a charity thing.
             - Sam.

1453
01:17:31,247 --> 01:17:32,780
Hey, I don't think
      this is a good idea.

1454
01:17:32,782 --> 01:17:34,649
Dad, you said
      you would trust us.

1455
01:17:34,651 --> 01:17:35,750
- But the Coastguards--
             - Dad!

1456
01:17:37,353 --> 01:17:39,320
All right,
   so who wants to help Santa

1457
01:17:39,322 --> 01:17:40,921
get back to the North Pole?

1458
01:17:40,923 --> 01:17:43,124
[cheering]

1459
01:17:43,126 --> 01:17:44,825
Left it a bit too late,
       haven't you, mate?

1460
01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:46,727
Hey, hey, hey, you.

1461
01:17:46,729 --> 01:17:48,863
It only takes four minutes
       to get back there.

1462
01:17:48,865 --> 01:17:51,165
And if I exceed
      the speed of light,

1463
01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:54,735
I'll be back
      earlier than I left.

1464
01:17:54,737 --> 01:17:56,871
Santa can do anything!

1465
01:17:56,873 --> 01:17:58,072
KIDS: Yeah!

1466
01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:00,207
Yes, my little friend.

1467
01:18:00,209 --> 01:18:03,044
All right, we need
    to get to the beach now,

1468
01:18:03,046 --> 01:18:05,046
and we need lights,
   any lights you can bring.

1469
01:18:05,048 --> 01:18:08,015
Whoa, hey,
    this man is a fugitive.

1470
01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:11,318
No! They're wrong!
      He's a kind old man.

1471
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:14,021
Hey, do you want to ruin
 Christmas for all these kids?

1472
01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:16,223
[scoffs]

1473
01:18:16,225 --> 01:18:18,459
Yeah, what she said.

1474
01:18:18,461 --> 01:18:21,095
All right, let's go!

1475
01:18:21,097 --> 01:18:23,731
Lights, torches, lanterns.

1476
01:18:23,733 --> 01:18:25,032
Lights! Lights!

1477
01:18:25,034 --> 01:18:27,101
[kids cheering]

1478
01:18:28,104 --> 01:18:29,370
Big Mama to National Base,

1479
01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:32,106
I need a recovery team.

1480
01:18:32,108 --> 01:18:33,407
MAN ON WALKIE:
        Roger, Big Mama.

1481
01:18:33,409 --> 01:18:35,409
Recovery team on its way.

1482
01:18:37,313 --> 01:18:40,381
SANTA RECORDING: I'm out of
    the workshop right now.

1483
01:18:40,383 --> 01:18:42,349
Leave a message after the beep.

1484
01:18:42,351 --> 01:18:44,852
I'm afraid that's it.

1485
01:18:44,854 --> 01:18:47,121
He's not coming back.

1486
01:18:47,123 --> 01:18:49,356
There'll be no more presents
      delivered this year.

1487
01:18:49,358 --> 01:18:53,227
- [gasps]
            - [sobs]

1488
01:19:09,278 --> 01:19:10,911
What now?

1489
01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:14,348
[laughing]

1490
01:19:18,254 --> 01:19:19,253
- Crazy.
           - [scoffs]

1491
01:19:24,093 --> 01:19:25,092
[beep]

1492
01:20:11,908 --> 01:20:13,073
My sleigh.

1493
01:20:13,075 --> 01:20:14,842
Now everybody back off.

1494
01:20:14,844 --> 01:20:16,877
Back off, back off.
         On this side.

1495
01:20:16,879 --> 01:20:19,313
Hurry up, hurry up.
 Move, move, move, move, move.

1496
01:20:19,315 --> 01:20:20,848
Because...

1497
01:20:20,850 --> 01:20:25,319
I want to thank you all,
        my Kiwi friends.

1498
01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:28,155
And especially,
     I want to thank Sam...

1499
01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:30,424
and Molly...

1500
01:20:30,426 --> 01:20:32,827
and Liz and Pete.

1501
01:20:32,829 --> 01:20:34,862
My new friends.

1502
01:20:34,864 --> 01:20:37,364
And I want to thank
    all you little friends.

1503
01:20:37,366 --> 01:20:40,201
You have helped me so much.

1504
01:20:40,203 --> 01:20:41,569
Especially you, Nathan.

1505
01:20:41,571 --> 01:20:44,038
Don't be surprised
        I know your name

1506
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:45,539
because I'm Santa.

1507
01:20:45,541 --> 01:20:49,410
Someone might think,

1508
01:20:49,412 --> 01:20:50,945
sometimes,

1509
01:20:50,947 --> 01:20:53,247
that this period of Christmas
           is gone--

1510
01:20:53,249 --> 01:20:55,282
- Step away from the sleigh!
          - Ah, Stan?

1511
01:20:55,284 --> 01:20:57,051
It's you who needs
     to be gone now, mate.

1512
01:20:57,053 --> 01:21:00,154
- Santa.
            - Santa.

1513
01:21:00,156 --> 01:21:02,623
All right, show me your lights.

1514
01:21:02,625 --> 01:21:04,859
You know what to do.
            Now go!

1515
01:21:04,861 --> 01:21:07,394
Go, go, go, go,
      go, go, go, go, go!

1516
01:21:07,396 --> 01:21:09,463
[helicopter whirring]

1517
01:21:13,936 --> 01:21:15,369
Yes, my friend.

1518
01:21:15,371 --> 01:21:16,904
Ooh!

1519
01:21:16,906 --> 01:21:18,272
[sighs]

1520
01:21:18,274 --> 01:21:20,608
- Thanks, Santa.
      - Thank you, Molly.

1521
01:21:20,610 --> 01:21:22,343
Thank you so much.

1522
01:21:22,345 --> 01:21:24,044
Big Mama!

1523
01:21:24,046 --> 01:21:26,280
What took you so long?
         To the beach!

1524
01:21:26,282 --> 01:21:27,514
- Move out!
     - Let's go, let's go!

1525
01:21:31,287 --> 01:21:32,286
Sam.

1526
01:21:32,288 --> 01:21:34,421
[laughs]

1527
01:21:35,424 --> 01:21:37,524
I always believed in you.

1528
01:21:38,594 --> 01:21:41,228
I know you did.

1529
01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:43,931
This is for you, Sam.

1530
01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:49,570
Thanks, mate.

1531
01:21:59,315 --> 01:22:01,215
- Santa.
             - Yes?

1532
01:22:01,217 --> 01:22:02,249
You need to hurry.

1533
01:22:02,251 --> 01:22:03,651
CARLTON: Come on, move it!

1534
01:22:03,653 --> 01:22:06,287
- Move it there!
        - Hold on, Boss!

1535
01:22:06,289 --> 01:22:08,255
CARLTON: Stop!
   We've got you surrounded!

1536
01:22:08,257 --> 01:22:09,924
Uh, uh...

1537
01:22:09,926 --> 01:22:12,192
Get down there!

1538
01:22:12,194 --> 01:22:14,295
- Yes, Boss.
       - Get down there!

1539
01:22:14,297 --> 01:22:15,663
Here we go!

1540
01:22:15,665 --> 01:22:17,364
[rumbles]

1541
01:22:17,366 --> 01:22:19,366
[puttering]

1542
01:22:19,368 --> 01:22:23,604
No, no, no, no!
    Don't do this to me now!

1543
01:22:23,606 --> 01:22:25,172
Move, you pile of junk!

1544
01:22:28,044 --> 01:22:30,611
Come on, come on, come on!

1545
01:22:30,613 --> 01:22:32,246
SWAT MEMBER: Stop, stop!
           You there!

1546
01:22:32,248 --> 01:22:35,149
- Help me, help me.
         - Push start.

1547
01:22:35,151 --> 01:22:36,417
Push, push, push, push.

1548
01:22:36,419 --> 01:22:37,518
- Good idea.
            - Okay.

1549
01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:39,253
- Let's go, guys.
            - Hurry!

1550
01:22:39,255 --> 01:22:41,689
Come on, family.
           Together!

1551
01:22:41,691 --> 01:22:43,624
Push!

1552
01:22:46,095 --> 01:22:47,628
Out of the way!

1553
01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:48,996
[laughing]

1554
01:22:54,704 --> 01:22:57,571
Oh, no, you don't. Here!

1555
01:22:57,573 --> 01:23:00,307
Come back here!

1556
01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:02,109
[cheers]

1557
01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:05,279
Go, Santa, go!

1558
01:23:05,281 --> 01:23:06,714
Go, Santa!

1559
01:23:09,185 --> 01:23:10,551
Go, go, go!

1560
01:23:14,724 --> 01:23:16,256
Go, Santa!

1561
01:23:19,095 --> 01:23:20,995
[Santa screaming]

1562
01:23:22,398 --> 01:23:25,032
[shouting]

1563
01:23:25,034 --> 01:23:27,501
- [whimpering]
         - [chuckling]

1564
01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:29,703
Hello!

1565
01:23:29,705 --> 01:23:32,039
Santa Claus at your service.

1566
01:23:32,041 --> 01:23:36,443
Now, if you'll excuse me,
    I'm in a bit of a hurry.

1567
01:23:36,445 --> 01:23:38,579
[screaming]

1568
01:23:40,282 --> 01:23:43,083
Ooh!

1569
01:23:43,085 --> 01:23:46,153
- Safe trip there, Stan!
             - Bye!

1570
01:23:46,155 --> 01:23:51,392
[laughing]
        Merry Christmas!

1571
01:23:51,394 --> 01:23:53,460
[whoosh]

1572
01:23:53,462 --> 01:23:56,797
- Merry Christmas!
          - [laughing]

1573
01:23:59,702 --> 01:24:01,535
TAMA: Oh, gee.

1574
01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:03,570
[snickering]

1575
01:24:03,572 --> 01:24:05,706
Zip it.

1576
01:24:05,708 --> 01:24:07,174
MOLLY: Hey, let's do
       some marshmallows.

1577
01:24:07,176 --> 01:24:08,609
SAM: You burnt
      the last lot, Molly

1578
01:24:08,611 --> 01:24:09,743
- Did not!
           - Did so!

1579
01:24:09,745 --> 01:24:13,247
Hey, hang on.
        One more thing.

1580
01:24:16,185 --> 01:24:19,119
[writing]

1581
01:24:22,058 --> 01:24:25,325
[distant caroling]

1582
01:24:25,327 --> 01:24:26,627
[sighs]

1583
01:24:36,839 --> 01:24:38,105
Come on.

1584
01:24:39,108 --> 01:24:40,274
Come on.

1585
01:24:42,211 --> 01:24:45,412
[caroling in foreign language]

1586
01:24:57,560 --> 01:25:02,329
¶¶ [foreign language]

1587
01:25:02,331 --> 01:25:08,135
¶¶

1588
01:25:12,308 --> 01:25:14,174
[whooshing]

1589
01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:20,781
SANTA: Hello!

1590
01:25:20,783 --> 01:25:22,116
- Santa?
            - Santa?

1591
01:25:22,118 --> 01:25:24,251
Did you miss me?

1592
01:25:24,253 --> 01:25:26,787
Listen, everybody.

1593
01:25:26,789 --> 01:25:29,490
No more expensive presents.

1594
01:25:29,492 --> 01:25:32,226
We're going back to basics.

1595
01:25:32,228 --> 01:25:35,129
It means playing cards
        and volleyballs

1596
01:25:35,131 --> 01:25:39,433
and fishing rods
    and simple wooden toys.

1597
01:25:39,435 --> 01:25:41,635
- Yeah!
            - And...

1598
01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:43,537
I need all of your help.

1599
01:25:43,539 --> 01:25:46,340
Santa...
           [chuckles]

1600
01:25:46,342 --> 01:25:47,875
is back in business.

1601
01:25:47,877 --> 01:25:52,212
[cheering]

1602
01:25:59,889 --> 01:26:03,624
¶¶

1603
01:26:53,209 --> 01:26:57,377
¶¶

1604
01:27:01,517 --> 01:27:05,819
¶ I've been looking everywhere
         near and far ¶

1605
01:27:09,325 --> 01:27:13,827
¶ Turns out right here in
 front of me is where you are ¶

1606
01:27:15,297 --> 01:27:19,366
¶ You got me in my head ¶

1607
01:27:19,368 --> 01:27:23,303
¶ You got me in my heart ¶

1608
01:27:23,305 --> 01:27:27,341
¶ You got me in the end ¶

1609
01:27:27,343 --> 01:27:31,345
¶ You got me from the start ¶

1610
01:27:31,347 --> 01:27:35,782
¶ And now you got my love ¶

1611
01:27:35,784 --> 01:27:37,918
¶ You got my love ¶

1612
01:27:39,455 --> 01:27:43,690
¶ Yeah, you got my love ¶

1613
01:27:43,692 --> 01:27:45,826
¶ You got my love ¶

1614
01:27:47,830 --> 01:27:51,665
¶¶ [foreign language]

1615
01:27:51,667 --> 01:27:53,800
¶ Give me your love ¶

1616
01:27:55,804 --> 01:27:59,673
¶¶ [foreign language]

1617
01:27:59,675 --> 01:28:01,808
¶ You've got my love ¶

1618
01:28:09,418 --> 01:28:13,854
¶ Summertime has a way with me
     and there's no cure ¶

1619
01:28:17,693 --> 01:28:21,828
¶ Just a glimpse of the scenery
    you're back once more ¶

1620
01:28:23,432 --> 01:28:27,301
¶ You got me in my head ¶

1621
01:28:27,303 --> 01:28:29,836
¶ You got me in my heart ¶

1622
01:28:31,340 --> 01:28:35,309
¶ You got me in the end ¶

1623
01:28:35,311 --> 01:28:38,078
¶ You got me from the start ¶

1624
01:28:39,448 --> 01:28:43,650
¶ And now you got my love ¶

1625
01:28:43,652 --> 01:28:45,819
¶ You got my love ¶

1626
01:28:47,656 --> 01:28:51,725
¶ Yeah, you got my love ¶

1627
01:28:51,727 --> 01:28:53,827
¶ You got my love ¶

1628
01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:59,833
¶¶ [foreign language]

1629
01:28:59,835 --> 01:29:01,835
¶ Give me your love ¶

1630
01:29:03,839 --> 01:29:07,674
¶¶ [foreign language]

1631
01:29:07,676 --> 01:29:09,776
¶ You've got my love ¶

1632
01:29:11,914 --> 01:29:15,949
¶ Whoa ¶

1633
01:29:15,951 --> 01:29:18,051
¶ Whoa oh oh ¶

1634
01:29:18,053 --> 01:29:19,953
¶ You've got my love ¶

1635
01:29:19,955 --> 01:29:23,023
¶ Whoa ¶

1636
01:29:23,025 --> 01:29:26,426
¶ Whoa oh oh oh ¶

1637
01:29:26,428 --> 01:29:27,994
¶ My love ¶

1638
01:29:27,996 --> 01:29:29,996
¶ Whoa ¶

1639
01:29:29,998 --> 01:29:34,468
¶ Whoa oh oh oh ¶

1640
01:29:34,470 --> 01:29:36,002
¶ Yeah ¶

1641
01:29:36,004 --> 01:29:39,906
¶ Whoa oh oh oh ¶

1642
01:29:39,908 --> 01:29:41,908
¶ Whoa ¶