0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.net Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,710 Hey, Rod, do they have nude beaches in Florida? 2 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:10,436 Where are my magazines? I'm sure I left them here somewhere. 3 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:12,173 Leslie! 4 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:15,551 Leslie, what'd you do with my gol-darn golf balls? 5 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,303 Fifteen and a half sun block. 6 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:17,845 Father, could I get a string bikini in Florida? 7 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:18,930 Father, could I get a string bikini in Florida? 8 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:20,807 Make sure you pack your beach towel. 9 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,433 Nobody can order pizza in this house. 10 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:24,185 Where are my golf balls? 11 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,354 You know why? 'Cause I'm the only guy... 12 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:27,647 Check in your pockets. 13 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,941 All right, has anybody seen my sun block? 14 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:31,651 What's the point of going to Florida 15 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,319 if you're gonna put on sun block? 16 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,364 I don't care if I age like an old suitcase. I'm getting toasted. 17 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:40,284 Great. Now you can be a skag with a slightly darker shade of skin. 18 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,245 He's just jealous 'cause he can't tan. 19 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,788 His freckles just connect. 20 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:46,999 Hey, hey, easy on the fluids, pal. 21 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,793 The rubber sheets are packed. 22 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,670 Vicky says she wants to go with "Ding." 23 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:53,047 Behind "Ding" is 200 points. 24 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,174 All right. Good for you. 25 00:02:57,553 --> 00:03:00,012 Two hundred points. All right. 26 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:04,100 Honey, are you packed yet? 27 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,184 Yes. 28 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:08,062 Yes. 29 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:12,400 Everything I put out for you? 30 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:13,442 Yes. 31 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:15,736 Yes. 32 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,739 Did you see what Grandma Penelope sent you for the trip? 33 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,284 Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers? 34 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:25,955 Close. An inflatable clown to play with in the pool. 35 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,416 How exciting. 36 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,043 Why do we have to go to Florida? 37 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:32,879 There's no Christmas trees in Florida. 38 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:35,047 Kevin, what is it with you and Christmas trees? 39 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:38,050 How could you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom? 40 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:42,096 We'll find a nice, fake silver one or decorate a palm tree. 41 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,974 Goodbye, everybody. 42 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:47,685 Guests of the new Celebrity Ding Dang Dong 43 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:50,563 stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel, 44 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:53,232 New York's most exciting hotel experience. 45 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:57,820 For reservations, call toll-free 1-800-759... 46 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,489 Honey, do you know where the batteries for this camcorder are? 47 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,909 Yeah, I put it in the charger. 48 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:15,922 How's this? 49 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:17,089 Much better. 50 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,092 Hey, Kevin, you better go put your tie on. 51 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:22,053 We don't want to be late for the Christmas pageant. 52 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:24,305 My tie's in the bathroom. I can't go in there, 53 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,349 'cause Uncle Frank's taking a shower. 54 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,935 He says if I walked in there and saw him naked, 55 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:31,938 I'd grow up never feeling like a real man. 56 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,440 Whatever that means. 57 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:37,485 I'm sure he was kidding. 58 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:40,404 Just run in there and get your tie, 59 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,406 get out, and don't look at anything. 60 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:48,454 Well, this cat they're talking about 61 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:51,290 I wonder who could it be 62 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:54,293 'Cause they know I'm the heaviest cat 63 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:57,713 The heaviest cat you ever did see 64 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,633 When they see me walking down the street 65 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,427 When the fellas want to speak Hey, hey 66 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,554 On their faces they wear a silly smirk 67 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:11,143 'Cause they know I'm the king of the cool jerk 68 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:17,900 Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly! 69 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:22,446 Oh, you're cooking, Frankie! 70 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:33,833 Christmas tree, my Christmas tree Christmas tree, my Christmas tree 71 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:37,628 Lit up like a star Lit up like a star 72 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:41,090 When I see my Christmas tree When I see my Christmas tree 73 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:44,969 Can loved ones be far? Can loved ones be far? 74 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:48,389 Christmas tree, I'm certain Christmas tree, I'm certain 75 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:51,934 Wherever I roam... Wherever I roam... 76 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,770 Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Leslie. 77 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,440 Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Frank. 78 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,650 Okay. Frank... Frank! 79 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:09,410 Christmastime means laughter 80 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:13,247 Toboggans in the snow 81 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,294 With faces aglow 82 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:23,674 Stockings on the mantel 83 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:27,178 A wreath on the door 84 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:31,849 And my merriest Christmas Stop it! 85 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:34,685 Needs just one thing more 86 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:38,064 Christmas tree, my Christmas tree 87 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:41,817 Lit up like... 88 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,831 Kevin! 89 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:06,050 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 90 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,100 I'd like to apologize to my family 91 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:16,393 for whatever displeasure I might have caused you. 92 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:17,603 What? 93 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:20,356 My prank was immature and ill-timed. 94 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:24,693 Immature or not, it was pretty gol-darn hilarious. 95 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,365 I'd also like to apologize to my brother. 96 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,618 Kevin, I'm sorry. 97 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,498 Buzz, that was very nice. 98 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:46,006 Kevin, do you have something to say? 99 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,943 Beat that, you little trout sniffer. 100 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:13,784 I'm not sorry! I did what I did 'cause Buzz humiliated me. 101 00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:16,495 And since he gets away with everything, I let him have it. 102 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,998 And since you're all so stupid to believe his lies, 103 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:22,042 I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not. 104 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:26,005 Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate anyway? 105 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,173 Kevin! 106 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,800 Kevin, you walk out of here, you sleep on the third floor. 107 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:32,094 Yeah, with me. 108 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,345 So what else is new? 109 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,931 You'd better not wreck my trip, you little sourpuss. 110 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,017 Your dad's paying good money for it. 111 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:41,437 I wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate. 112 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,444 What a troubled young man. 113 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,242 They're all a bunch of jerks. 114 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:57,745 Hi. 115 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:01,874 You know, Kevin, last time we all tried to take a trip 116 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,752 we had a problem that started just like this. 117 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:07,004 Yeah, with me getting crapped on. 118 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:08,714 I don't care for your choice of words. 119 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,299 That's not what happened last time, 120 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,508 that's not what's happening this time. 121 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,719 Buzz apologized to you. 122 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,430 Yeah, then he called me a trout sniffer. 123 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:17,806 He didn't mean what he said. 124 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,642 He was just sucking up to you. 125 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:23,687 Okay. Why don't you just sit up here for a while and think things over? 126 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:26,493 When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and to the rest of the family, 127 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,608 you can come down. 128 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:31,904 I'm not apologizing to Buzz. I'd rather kiss a toilet seat. 129 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,114 Then you can stay up here the rest of the night. 130 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,283 Fine. I don't wanna be down there anyway. 131 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:38,410 I can't trust anybody in this family. 132 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,704 And d'you know what? If I had my own money, 133 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:44,750 I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys. 134 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:47,628 And I'd have the most fun in my whole life. 135 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,033 Well, you got your wish last year. 136 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,756 Maybe you'll get it again this year. 137 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,424 I hope so. 138 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,726 We did it again! We did it again! 139 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,423 Okay, our McCallisters in the first van, 140 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,822 the other McCallisters in the second van. 141 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,324 I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, 142 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,784 but, jeez, you guys give the worst gol-darn wake-up calls. 143 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,670 Frank, do you have the tickets? I've got them. 144 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,663 Here's your family's. I've got my family's. 145 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,248 How many do you have? 146 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,499 Seven. Seven. 147 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,418 Fourteen. Fourteen. 148 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:17,176 Seven, eight, nine, ten... 149 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,427 How come none of us are sitting together? 150 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,512 At this time of the year, we're lucky to get on the same plane. 151 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:23,599 11, 12, 13... 152 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,478 Where's Kevin? 153 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,730 Fourteen. 154 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,482 It's a good thing I have my own ticket, 155 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:34,693 just in case you guys try to ditch me. 156 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,580 Come on, Kevin. Dad, I need batteries. 157 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:47,956 I got some batteries in my bag. 158 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,166 I'll give them to you on the plane. 159 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,418 Here's two more. Why can't I get them now? I can get them. 160 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:54,671 Not now, Kevin. What's the gate number? 161 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:55,923 H17, sir. 162 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,132 Here you go. Thank you. 163 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,301 Hey, you better hurry up. It's the last gate. 164 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,552 Wow. 165 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:03,472 Dad, what gate is it? H17, Buzz. Come on, Kevin. 166 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:07,601 Kevin, you gonna take my bag? You take my bag? Come on. Come on. 167 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,961 Watch it, watch it, watch it. 168 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:37,172 American Airlines flight 226 to New York 169 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,716 is now in the final boarding process. 170 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,347 Come on, come on. 171 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,184 Dad, wait up! 172 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,774 Dad, wait up! 173 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,110 Wait up! 174 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,362 Wait! 175 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:01,905 Look out! Look out! 176 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,866 Come on, come on, come on! 177 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,831 Dad, wait! 178 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,921 Here we are. Here. 179 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:22,801 We made it all. 180 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,304 Everybody here? We made it? All right. 181 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,598 Please, ma'am, you have to board. The plane is ready to leave. 182 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,266 Let me just make sure everyone gets on. Come on. 183 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,852 Don't worry, ma'am, we'll get everybody on the flight. 184 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,020 Merry Christmas. Have a nice flight. 185 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,146 Merry Christmas. 186 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,898 Bye. Bye-bye. 187 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,945 Hey, wait up! Hey, guys, wait for me! 188 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,616 Cutting it kind of close. Yeah, sorry. 189 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,783 Merry Christmas. 190 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:47,868 Merry Christmas to you. 191 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,453 Dad, wait up! 192 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,663 Wait! 193 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,291 I'm sorry. 194 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,502 That's all right. Are you on this flight? 195 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:57,794 Yeah, so is my family. 196 00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,399 They're already on the plane, and I don't want to be left behind. 197 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,840 Do you have a boarding pass? 198 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,008 It's somewhere. 199 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,551 We have to close up here. They're ready to go. 200 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:05,886 He dropped his boarding pass. 201 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,179 This plane can't leave. 202 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,932 This happened to me last year and almost wrecked my Christmas. 203 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,683 Are you sure your family's on this flight? 204 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:15,312 Yeah. My dad ran in here right before I bumped into this lady. 205 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,064 Okay, board him, 206 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:19,483 but make sure he locates his family before you leave him. 207 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,193 Okay. Come on. 208 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,907 Do you see your family? 209 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,575 There's my dad over there. 210 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,702 Okay. Well, go find an empty seat. 211 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,912 Have a merry Christmas. You, too. 212 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,581 Ladies and gentlemen, in order for the captain to push back from the gate, 213 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:35,874 we need all passengers to be seated 214 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,626 with their seat belts securely fastened. 215 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,824 So, have you ever been to Florida? 216 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:36,393 Welcome aboard American Airlines flight 176 217 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,186 nonstop to New York... 218 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,899 Baby it's Christmas 219 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:47,696 All over again 220 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,908 Boy, I didn't think we were going to make it. 221 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,413 Something wrong? Honey? 222 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,166 I have that feeling. 223 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,793 We forgot something? 224 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:06,757 No, I don't think we did, but I... I just have that feeling. 225 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,467 Bad memories, that's all. 226 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:12,554 We did everything, we brought everything, we have everybody. 227 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,599 There's nothing to worry about. 228 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,770 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. 229 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,229 You're right. We're fine. 230 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,149 Nothing to worry about. 231 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,003 Mom? 232 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,839 Dad? 233 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,425 Uncle Frank? 234 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,387 Buzz? 235 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,856 We're the last ones off the plane. Okay, thanks. 236 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,404 Where are those guys? 237 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:17,744 - Whose is this? - That's Brooke's. 238 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,330 This is Megan's. Brooke. Give this to Brooke. 239 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:21,915 This to Kevin. Give this to Kevin. 240 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,834 Give this... Give this to Kevin. 241 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,378 Give this to Kevin. Give this to Kevin. 242 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,879 Kevin. Give this to Kevin. 243 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,047 Give this to Kevin. 244 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,132 Give this to Kevin. 245 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,216 Give this to Kevin. 246 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,509 Give this to Kevin. 247 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:33,635 Give this to Kevin. 248 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,554 Here you go, Kevin. 249 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,520 Kevin's not here. 250 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,771 Kevin's not here. 251 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,231 Kevin's not here. 252 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,482 Kevin's not here. 253 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,942 Kevin's not here. 254 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,277 Kevin's not here. 255 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:51,403 Kevin's not here. 256 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,029 Kevin's not here. 257 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,865 Kevin's not here. 258 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,658 Kevin's not here. 259 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:58,994 What? 260 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,040 Kevin! 261 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:35,030 Excuse me, but this is an emergency. 262 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,449 Yes, sir? 263 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,075 What city is that over there? 264 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:43,330 That's New York, sir. 265 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,248 Yikes, I did it again. 266 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,380 Something wrong, sir? 267 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,551 I'll be fine. 268 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:10,065 Oh, no. My family's in Florida and I'm in New York. 269 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,236 My family's in Florida. 270 00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:18,198 I'm in New York. 271 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:49,604 The cold wind is blowing and the streets are getting dark 272 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:53,233 I'm writing you a letter and I don't know where to start 273 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,026 Thanks! Bye! 274 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,612 The bells will be ringing Saint John the Divine 275 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:01,950 I get a little lonely every year around this time 276 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,370 The music plays all night in Little Italy 277 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:09,958 The lights will be going up on old Rockefeller's tree 278 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,211 People window shopping on Fifth Avenue 279 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:16,214 All I want for Christmas is you 280 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:24,264 I've got to know Where do lonely hearts go 281 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:28,560 Because nobody ought to be all alone on Christmas 282 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,061 Wow. 283 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,984 I've got to know 284 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,556 What's the child's name? 285 00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:07,599 Kevin. Kevin. 286 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,434 K-E-V-I-N. 287 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,436 When did you see him last? 288 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,854 Curbside check-in? 289 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,147 No, I saw him at the door. 290 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,733 He was with us in the terminal. 291 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,654 Most people get separated at security checkpoints. 292 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:22,238 Did everyone get through security? 293 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,782 I don't know. Peter? 294 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,784 We were in a hurry. We were in a hurry. 295 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,702 We had to run all the way to the gate. 296 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,413 When did you notice he was missing? 297 00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:34,084 When we picked up our baggage here. 298 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,628 Has the boy ever run away from home? 299 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,129 No. No. 300 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:42,092 Has he ever been in a situation where he's been on his own? 301 00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:49,432 As a matter of fact, this has happened before. 302 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:53,645 It's becoming sort of a McCallister family travel tradition. 303 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,898 Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage. 304 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:11,913 He was left at home by accident last year. 305 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,249 Yeah, that's what my wife meant 306 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:18,420 when she said it's becoming a McCallister family travel tradition. 307 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:24,300 We'll call Chicago and notify them of the situation. 308 00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:27,262 The odds are that's where he is. 309 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,346 Thanks. 310 00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:31,391 It's very unlikely he'd be anywhere else. 311 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,783 Watch out, kid! 312 00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:03,298 Yo, where's your manifest? 313 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:12,307 Here we are, Marv. New York City, the land of opportunity. 314 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,727 Smell that? 315 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:16,811 Yeah. 316 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,521 Fish. You know what that is? 317 00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:21,524 It's freedom. 318 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:22,984 No, it's fish. 319 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,570 It's freedom, and it's money. 320 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,739 Okay, okay. It's freedom. 321 00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:30,575 Come on, let's get out of here before somebody sees us. 322 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,327 And it's fish. 323 00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:43,421 Yup, one quick score. We get ourselves a couple of phony passports 324 00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:46,925 and we hightail it to some foreign country. 325 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,510 Arizona? 326 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:56,935 That's very smart, Marv. You bust out of jail 327 00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:59,270 to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus? 328 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:03,441 Every little bit helps. Besides, now we got our new nickname. 329 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,194 We're the Sticky Bandits. 330 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:09,864 Real cute. Very cute. 331 00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:30,844 "The Plaza Hotel, New York's most exciting hotel experience." 332 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:45,400 Sick. 333 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,626 What's the matter? 334 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,377 Thought I saw something. 335 00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:04,896 Serves you right. Come on, let's go! 336 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,065 I think she likes me. 337 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,853 Excuse me. Where's the lobby? 338 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,438 Down the hall and to the left. 339 00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:48,940 Thanks. 340 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,913 Wow! 341 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,008 Guests of the new Celebrity Ding Dang Dong 342 00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:17,844 stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel, 343 00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:20,513 New York's most exciting hotel experience. 344 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:26,602 For reservations, call toll-free 1-800-759-3000. 345 00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:29,856 I'll do just that. 346 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:33,818 Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. 347 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,862 I'd like a hotel room, please, 348 00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:38,489 with an extra-large bed, a TV, 349 00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:42,118 and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. 350 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:43,953 Credit card? You got it. 351 00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:50,251 Plaza Hotel reservations. May I help you? 352 00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:51,502 Howdy-do. 353 00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:53,838 This is Peter McCallister, the father. 354 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:54,922 Yes, sir. 355 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,216 I'd like a hotel room, please... Yes. 356 00:27:57,301 --> 00:28:00,303 With an extra-large bed, a TV, 357 00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:02,430 and one of those little refrigerators 358 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,766 you have to open with a key. 359 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:07,051 Yes, sir, you'll need a major credit card upon check-in. 360 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:09,771 Credit card? You got it. 361 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:12,940 Thank you. Enjoy your stay. 362 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:19,447 Yes, two at 8:00, Henri, Mr. Yamamoto. 363 00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:22,200 Hold on a second. 364 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:28,289 I'll call you back, Henri. 365 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,001 Hi. 366 00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:37,924 Can I help you? 367 00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:39,842 Reservation for McCallister? 368 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:44,055 A reservation for yourself? 369 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,641 Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. 370 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,893 I'm barely able to look over this counter. 371 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:51,562 How could I make a reservation for a hotel room? 372 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:54,399 Think about it, a kid going into a hotel, 373 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:57,485 making a reservation? I don't think so. 374 00:28:59,113 --> 00:29:00,947 I'm confused. 375 00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:02,657 I'm traveling with my dad. 376 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,951 He's on business. He's at a meeting. 377 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:07,912 I hate meetings, plus I'm not allowed to go in. 378 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:10,957 I can only sit in the lobby. That's boring. 379 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,667 So my dad dropped me off here. 380 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:17,046 He gave me his credit card and said whoever was checking people in 381 00:29:17,131 --> 00:29:20,591 to let me in the hotel room so I won't get into mischief, 382 00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:23,678 and, ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. 383 00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:26,431 We all do. 384 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:30,768 Merry Christmas. 385 00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:33,855 No sign of him. 386 00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:36,401 We're gonna have to be able to get a hold of you. 387 00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:37,563 You have hotel arrangements? 388 00:29:37,568 --> 00:29:38,568 Yeah. 389 00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:41,446 Do you have a recent photo of the boy? 390 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,116 I have one in my wallet. 391 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,202 I don't have my wallet. 392 00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:50,830 My wallet's in my bag. 393 00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:52,999 Kevin was looking in my bag at the airport. 394 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:55,293 He was looking for batteries. Kevin has my wallet. 395 00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:57,128 Did you have credit cards in the wallet? 396 00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:58,463 Credit cards, money. 397 00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:02,216 We'll notify the credit card companies immediately. If your son has the cards, 398 00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:05,845 we can get a location on him when and if he uses them. 399 00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:08,806 No, I don't think Kevin even knows how to use a credit card. 400 00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:13,352 Wow! It worked. 401 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:18,816 Cedric. Yes? 402 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:20,943 Don't count your tips in public. 403 00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:22,403 I'm sorry. 404 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:27,074 And find out everything you can about that young fellow. 405 00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:29,952 Front, please. 406 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:36,501 Enjoy your stay with us. 407 00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:40,129 And don't forget to remind your dad when he arrives 408 00:30:40,214 --> 00:30:42,590 that he has to come down and sign a couple of things. 409 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,884 Thank you. You've been most helpful. 410 00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,011 May I take your bag, sir? 411 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,059 Up here to your left. 412 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,354 You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor. 413 00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:57,980 The vacuum guy? 414 00:30:58,065 --> 00:30:59,857 No, the president. 415 00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:07,907 This is one of our finest suites, sir. 416 00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:17,708 This is great! 417 00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:26,050 Wow! A huge bed just for me! 418 00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,810 Luxurious and spacious. 419 00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:44,151 How convenient! 420 00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:48,656 Hey! 421 00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:53,286 Did you want me to put the key in the bag 422 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:54,912 or did you just want to hang on to it? 423 00:31:54,997 --> 00:31:56,831 I'll hang on to it. 424 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,586 Is everything all right, sir? 425 00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:03,070 Is the temperature in the room okay? 426 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:04,171 It's okay. 427 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:05,965 Do you know how the TV works? 428 00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:08,301 I'm 10 years old. TV's my life. 429 00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:10,511 Well... 430 00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:16,017 I'm sorry. 431 00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:23,941 And there's plenty more where that came from. 432 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:27,320 Thank you. 433 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:36,746 Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock 434 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:40,750 Jingle bells swing And jingle bells ring 435 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:44,962 Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun 436 00:32:45,047 --> 00:32:48,633 Now the jingle hop has begun 437 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:52,678 Giddy-up, jingle horse Pick up your feet 438 00:32:52,763 --> 00:32:54,722 Jingle around the clock 439 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:57,975 Would it bother anyone if I worked on my cannonballs? 440 00:32:58,060 --> 00:32:59,226 No. 441 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,479 Thanks. 442 00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:05,191 That's the jingle bell That's the jingle bell 443 00:33:05,275 --> 00:33:10,404 That's the jingle bell rock 444 00:33:14,368 --> 00:33:15,576 Yikes! 445 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:39,517 This is a vacation. 446 00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,978 Hold it right there. 447 00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:44,855 It's me, Johnny. 448 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:49,235 I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator. 449 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:52,029 Two scoops, sir? 450 00:33:52,114 --> 00:33:54,532 Two? Make it three. I'm not driving. 451 00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:57,076 It's gardenias, Johnny, your favorite. 452 00:33:57,953 --> 00:33:58,994 Thank you. 453 00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:02,206 You was here last night, too, wasn't you? 454 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:04,709 I was singin' at the Blue Monkey last night. 455 00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:07,545 She was not! She was smooching with your brother. 456 00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:11,215 You was here, and you was smooching with my brother! 457 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,175 That's a dirty, rotten lie, Johnny. See? 458 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:16,387 Don't give me that. You been smooching with everybody! 459 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:21,100 Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Mo with the gimpy leg, 460 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:25,771 Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff, I could go on forever, baby. 461 00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:27,648 You got me all wrong. 462 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:30,359 All right. I believe you, 463 00:34:30,444 --> 00:34:32,361 but my Tommy gun don't! 464 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:34,488 Johnny! 465 00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:37,032 You're the only duck in my pond! 466 00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:39,869 Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. 467 00:34:39,953 --> 00:34:42,913 Baby! I'm over the moon for you! 468 00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:45,624 You got to do better than that! 469 00:34:45,709 --> 00:34:47,418 If my love was an ocean, 470 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:50,880 Lindy'd have to take two airplanes to get across it! 471 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:55,217 Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. 472 00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:58,220 That's why I'm gonna let you go. 473 00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:00,973 I'm going to give you to the count of three 474 00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:04,977 to get your lousy, lying, lowdown, 475 00:35:05,061 --> 00:35:07,730 four-flushing carcass out my door! 476 00:35:08,315 --> 00:35:10,149 She's rat bait. 477 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:11,400 One, 478 00:35:12,486 --> 00:35:13,819 two, 479 00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:23,913 three! 480 00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:26,540 Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. 481 00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:30,836 And a happy New Year. 482 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,329 Housekeeping. 483 00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:50,040 We know a cat who can really do the cool jerk 484 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:55,588 We know a cat who can really do the cool jerk 485 00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:59,633 Well, this cat they're talking about 486 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:02,386 I wonder who could it be 487 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:05,514 'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat 488 00:37:05,599 --> 00:37:08,183 The heaviest cat you ever did see 489 00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:11,770 When they see me walkin' down the street 490 00:37:11,855 --> 00:37:14,648 When the fellas want to speak Hey, hey 491 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,859 On their faces they wear a silly smirk 492 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:22,323 'Cause they know I'm the king of the cool jerk 493 00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:29,914 Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly! 494 00:37:32,626 --> 00:37:36,295 Oh, you're cooking, Frankie! 495 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:56,482 It's the most wonderful time of the year 496 00:37:57,943 --> 00:38:01,946 With the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you 497 00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:04,823 "Be of good cheer" 498 00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:10,913 it's the most wonderful time of the year... 499 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:15,501 Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon. 500 00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:34,311 Hey! Uncle Rob lives here. 501 00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:37,648 If they're back from Paris, I'll drop in on them. 502 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:40,651 They usually give pretty good presents. 503 00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:34,038 Distant stars At home up in the heavens 504 00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:37,750 What a sight to see 505 00:39:37,834 --> 00:39:39,710 Are they there to guide me? 506 00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:41,462 Good night, Mom. 507 00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:45,215 Starlight, shine bright 508 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,800 See me through the dark night 509 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,677 Good night, Kevin. 510 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:53,140 Light mine, half way 511 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:59,438 Guide me home for Christmas Day 512 00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:17,414 Your drawers, sir. 513 00:40:17,499 --> 00:40:20,459 Jeez! Don't flash these babies around here! 514 00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:22,419 There could be girls on this floor! 515 00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:24,505 I was very careful, sir. 516 00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:27,257 You can't be too careful when it involves underwear. 517 00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:29,093 I understand. 518 00:40:29,177 --> 00:40:31,053 I'm sorry. You wanted a tip. 519 00:40:32,222 --> 00:40:33,680 That won't be necessary, sir. 520 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:36,225 I still have some tip left over. 521 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:40,145 No tip? Okay. 522 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,857 No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! 523 00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:47,111 Excuse me, how do I get to Columbus Circle? 524 00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:50,322 The doorman will be happy to find you a taxi, sir. 525 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:52,157 Mr. McCallister! 526 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,328 Excuse me. 527 00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:57,454 Sure. 528 00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:02,918 And how are we this morning? 529 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:05,003 Fine. Is my transportation here? 530 00:41:05,088 --> 00:41:06,296 Out in front, sir. 531 00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:11,260 A limousine and a pizza, compliments of the Plaza Hotel. 532 00:41:11,344 --> 00:41:14,471 I do hope your father understands that last night 533 00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:16,140 I was simply checking the room 534 00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:18,308 to make sure everything was in order. 535 00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:19,726 He was pretty mad. 536 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:20,853 He was? 537 00:41:20,937 --> 00:41:22,646 He said he didn't come all the way to New York 538 00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:25,482 to get his naked rear end spied on. 539 00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:27,276 Of course not. 540 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,570 Will he be down soon? 541 00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:30,737 He already left. 542 00:41:33,575 --> 00:41:36,994 I would have liked to have offered my personal apology. 543 00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:38,745 If some guy looked at you in the shower, 544 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:41,039 would you ever want to see him again? 545 00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:42,666 I suppose not. 546 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,794 I don't think you'll see him for the rest of our trip. 547 00:41:45,879 --> 00:41:47,421 I understand. 548 00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:49,590 Bye. 549 00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:53,969 Have a lovely day. 550 00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:05,397 McCallister. 551 00:42:18,328 --> 00:42:19,620 Morning, Mr. McCallister. 552 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:21,205 Good morning. 553 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:28,212 It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas 554 00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:32,674 Mr. McCallister, here's your very own cheese pizza. 555 00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:36,386 Take a look in the five-and-ten 556 00:42:36,471 --> 00:42:38,430 Glistening once again 557 00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:42,309 With candy canes and silver lanes aglow 558 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:47,064 It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas 559 00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:50,984 Toys in every store 560 00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:55,239 But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be... 561 00:42:55,323 --> 00:42:56,448 Hello? 562 00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:57,574 Hello. 563 00:42:57,659 --> 00:42:59,576 Know any good toy stores? 564 00:42:59,661 --> 00:43:00,869 Yes, sir! 565 00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:08,961 It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas 566 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:13,173 Soon the bells will start 567 00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:15,133 And the thing that will make them ring 568 00:43:15,218 --> 00:43:17,094 Is the carol that you sing 569 00:43:17,178 --> 00:43:20,806 Right within your heart Bingo! 570 00:43:35,738 --> 00:43:36,989 Get out of here! Go on, get out! 571 00:43:37,073 --> 00:43:39,074 Get out of here! Go on. Get out of here! 572 00:43:39,158 --> 00:43:41,535 Beat it, beat it, beat it! Get out of here! 573 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:44,955 Hey, Marv! Get over here! I got to talk to you! 574 00:43:55,425 --> 00:43:57,050 Whoa! Whoa! 575 00:43:59,554 --> 00:44:00,595 Would you like a scarf? 576 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,200 You wanna forget about the scarf, Marv? 577 00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:03,890 We got to talk. 578 00:44:04,434 --> 00:44:06,935 We don't have the equipment to pull off anything big, 579 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:09,187 you know, your banks, your jewelry stores. 580 00:44:09,272 --> 00:44:12,733 We don't want goods. We need cash, and we need it now. 581 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:18,155 How about hotels? Tourists carry lots of cash. 582 00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,866 There's no guarantees. I got a better idea. 583 00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:23,577 Stores ain't gonna deposit cash on Christmas Eve. 584 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:25,996 The only stores that are gonna have cash on hand 585 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,790 are the ones that deal in moderate-priced goods. 586 00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:30,292 Right, right. 587 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:34,171 Ergo, what store's gonna make the most cash on Christmas Eve 588 00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:36,965 that nobody's going to think to rob? 589 00:44:37,050 --> 00:44:38,592 Candy stores. 590 00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:42,346 Nine-year-olds rob candy stores, Marv. 591 00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:44,681 This is what I had in mind. 592 00:44:46,476 --> 00:44:49,061 That's brilliant, Harry. Brilliant! 593 00:44:50,772 --> 00:44:53,065 Yep. There's nobody dumb enough 594 00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:55,400 to knock off a toy store on Christmas Eve. 595 00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:57,152 Yes, there is. 596 00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:18,298 Here we are, sir, Duncan's Toy Chest. 597 00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:22,052 Merry Christmas, Kevin. 598 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:07,597 This is the greatest accident of my life. 599 00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:27,576 Marv. Marv! 600 00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:30,704 Hey, nice house, but there's no bathroom in it. 601 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,375 All right, so what's the plan? 602 00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:37,961 Everybody leaves for a nice holiday off. 603 00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:40,589 We come out of our little houses... 604 00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:44,676 Yeah, then what? 605 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:45,844 We empty the registers 606 00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:47,289 and walk out like we own the joint. 607 00:46:47,388 --> 00:46:49,556 Great plan, Harry! 608 00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:51,433 Shake his hand. 609 00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:53,894 Well, now, thank you and merry Christmas. 610 00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:56,146 Say hello to the family. 611 00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:59,858 Yes. Let me see. 612 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,987 You shopping alone? 613 00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:07,532 In New York? Sir, I'm afraid of my own shadow. 614 00:47:07,617 --> 00:47:09,201 Now, I was just checking. 615 00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:10,827 That's very responsible of you. 616 00:47:10,912 --> 00:47:12,454 Well, thank you. 617 00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:13,830 My pleasure. 618 00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:18,043 That'll be $23.75. 619 00:47:20,379 --> 00:47:23,423 My, my, my! Where did you get all that money? 620 00:47:25,259 --> 00:47:27,552 I have a lot of grandmothers. 621 00:47:28,137 --> 00:47:30,180 Well, that explains it. 622 00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:34,851 This is a really nice store, one of the finer toy dealerships 623 00:47:34,936 --> 00:47:36,353 I've ever visited in my life. 624 00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:37,729 Well, thank you. 625 00:47:37,813 --> 00:47:39,856 This Mr. Duncan must be a pretty nice guy 626 00:47:39,941 --> 00:47:43,193 letting all the kids come into his store and play with all his toys. 627 00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:45,278 Most toy stores prohibit that, you know. 628 00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:46,696 Is that so? Yep. 629 00:47:46,781 --> 00:47:50,575 Well, he loves kids. As a matter of fact, 630 00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:53,119 all the money the store takes in today, 631 00:47:53,663 --> 00:47:57,123 Mr. Duncan is donating it to the children's hospital. 632 00:47:57,208 --> 00:48:02,671 And the day after Christmas, we empty out all the money in the cash register 633 00:48:02,755 --> 00:48:06,216 and Mr. Duncan just takes it right down to the hospital. 634 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:07,842 That's very generous of him. 635 00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:10,679 Well, children bring him a lot of joy. 636 00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:14,391 As they do to everyone who appreciates them. 637 00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:22,107 I'm not supposed to spend this money, 638 00:48:22,191 --> 00:48:24,067 but I have $20 from shoveling snow 639 00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:27,571 in a jar in our garage where my older brother can't find it. 640 00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:29,739 So I can pay my mother back with that. 641 00:48:29,824 --> 00:48:31,992 So you can give this to Mr. Duncan. 642 00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:33,994 The hospital needs it more than I do. 643 00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:36,329 Besides, I'm probably gonna spend it on stuff 644 00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:38,957 that'll rot my teeth and my mind. 645 00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:44,170 That's very sweet of you. 646 00:48:45,673 --> 00:48:47,882 You see that tree there? Hmm. 647 00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:51,595 Well, to show our appreciation for your generosity, 648 00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:54,764 I'm going to let you select an object from that tree 649 00:48:54,849 --> 00:48:56,266 that you can take home with you. 650 00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:57,434 For free? 651 00:48:57,518 --> 00:48:58,852 Yeah. 652 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,937 May I make a suggestion? 653 00:49:01,022 --> 00:49:02,022 Okay. 654 00:49:02,106 --> 00:49:04,357 Take the turtledoves. 655 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:06,359 I could have two? 656 00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:08,194 Well, two turtledoves. 657 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:12,991 And I'll tell you what you do. You keep one, 658 00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:16,870 and you give the other one to a very special person. 659 00:49:17,371 --> 00:49:22,083 You see, turtledoves are a symbol of friendship and love. 660 00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:26,880 Now, as long as each of you have your turtledove, 661 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:29,758 you'll be friends forever. 662 00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:34,012 Wow! I never knew that. I thought they were just part of a song. 663 00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:38,433 They are, and for that very special reason. 664 00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:41,394 Wow! Thanks. 665 00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:42,979 Merry Christmas. 666 00:49:43,064 --> 00:49:45,148 Merry Christmas to you, too. 667 00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:49,069 Be sure to bundle up if you go outside. It's a little nippy. 668 00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:51,279 Thank you, I'll do that. 669 00:49:51,304 --> 00:49:53,304 SharePirate.Com Subs 670 00:50:28,317 --> 00:50:29,943 Well, where to? 671 00:50:30,486 --> 00:50:34,280 Well, you promised you'd take me to the Central Park Zoo. 672 00:50:41,789 --> 00:50:44,457 Hey! Look who it is, Marv. 673 00:50:48,087 --> 00:50:50,171 Come on. Let's get him. 674 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:53,591 Hey! 675 00:50:55,553 --> 00:50:57,053 Hiya, pal. 676 00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:17,574 Come on! 677 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,090 Hey! 678 00:51:39,346 --> 00:51:41,181 Hey! Watch it, man! 679 00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:45,268 Buy now and avoid the Christmas rush. 680 00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:48,980 Two for $5, two for $5. Four for 10. 681 00:51:49,064 --> 00:51:50,190 All right, kiddo. 682 00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:51,775 There he is! 683 00:51:51,859 --> 00:51:53,693 All right, kiddo! 684 00:51:53,778 --> 00:51:55,320 Thanks. Merry Christmas. 685 00:51:55,404 --> 00:51:57,071 Hey, hey! Whoa! 686 00:51:57,990 --> 00:51:59,324 Excuse me! 687 00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:33,650 Yes! 688 00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:35,443 Thank you for your suggestion. 689 00:52:35,528 --> 00:52:36,736 My duty, my pleasure. 690 00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:38,154 Bye now. 691 00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:52,168 You got to help me! There's two guys after me! 692 00:52:52,253 --> 00:52:53,586 What's the matter? 693 00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:58,508 Store wouldn't take your stolen credit card? 694 00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:02,595 Let's see what the police have to say about this. 695 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:09,811 Get up! Get up! 696 00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:13,231 Come on! Let's go get him! 697 00:53:14,775 --> 00:53:17,610 Get back here, you little thief! 698 00:53:20,322 --> 00:53:22,115 Stop that child! 699 00:53:25,286 --> 00:53:26,619 Grab him! 700 00:53:41,135 --> 00:53:42,802 You little... 701 00:53:45,264 --> 00:53:47,640 I've committed credit card fraud. 702 00:53:47,725 --> 00:53:49,434 Get me security! 703 00:53:50,019 --> 00:53:52,812 We've got to stop that delinquent! 704 00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:55,440 Come along, Cedric. 705 00:54:14,627 --> 00:54:17,670 I've had enough of this vacation. I'm going home. 706 00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:31,017 Hold it right there. 707 00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:34,604 This is the concierge, sir. 708 00:54:35,397 --> 00:54:39,776 I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator. 709 00:54:42,071 --> 00:54:45,031 You was here last night, too, wasn't you? 710 00:54:46,492 --> 00:54:49,494 Yes, sir, I was. 711 00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:53,831 You was here, and you was smooching with my brother! 712 00:54:55,918 --> 00:54:59,629 I'm... I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir. 713 00:54:59,713 --> 00:55:02,966 Don't give me that. You been smooching with everybody! 714 00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:07,637 Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Mo with the gimpy leg, 715 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:11,432 Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff... 716 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:15,269 No! 717 00:55:16,397 --> 00:55:17,981 It's a lie! 718 00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:20,775 I could go on forever, baby. 719 00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:25,780 I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken. 720 00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:27,824 We're looking for a young man. 721 00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:30,618 All right. I believe you, 722 00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:32,620 but my Tommy gun don't! 723 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:36,749 Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. 724 00:55:39,461 --> 00:55:41,254 On your knees. 725 00:55:49,763 --> 00:55:51,764 I love you. 726 00:55:55,394 --> 00:55:57,812 You got to do better than that! 727 00:55:58,856 --> 00:56:00,940 I love you! 728 00:56:02,609 --> 00:56:05,987 Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. 729 00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:08,489 That's why I'm gonna let you go. 730 00:56:09,283 --> 00:56:11,993 I'm going to give you to the count of three 731 00:56:12,077 --> 00:56:15,955 to get your lousy, lying, lowdown, 732 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:18,791 four-flushing carcass out my door! 733 00:56:20,461 --> 00:56:22,086 One... Open up the door! 734 00:56:22,171 --> 00:56:23,588 Two, 735 00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:38,853 three! 736 00:56:39,313 --> 00:56:42,065 Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. 737 00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:46,944 And a happy New Year. 738 00:56:49,490 --> 00:56:52,909 Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! 739 00:56:52,993 --> 00:56:55,953 There's an insane guest with a gun! 740 00:57:06,799 --> 00:57:09,342 No! 741 00:57:11,512 --> 00:57:13,304 Come to Papa! 742 00:57:15,516 --> 00:57:17,016 Round trip to Miami. 743 00:57:17,101 --> 00:57:19,268 What's the matter, get on the wrong plane, squirt? 744 00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:20,993 Looks like you won't be needing this, kid. 745 00:57:21,396 --> 00:57:24,232 American don't fly to the promised land, little buddy. 746 00:57:24,316 --> 00:57:25,608 Come on! 747 00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:30,446 We spent nine months in jail thinking we had the worst luck 748 00:57:30,531 --> 00:57:31,906 in the universe. 749 00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:33,491 We were wrong, little buddy. 750 00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:35,952 We're busted out of the clink, and we're doing fine. 751 00:57:36,036 --> 00:57:37,276 We're gonna be doing even better 752 00:57:37,329 --> 00:57:39,330 because we're not robbing houses anymore. 753 00:57:39,414 --> 00:57:40,998 Now we're robbing toy stores. 754 00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:44,168 At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest. 755 00:57:44,253 --> 00:57:46,170 Five floors of cash. 756 00:57:46,255 --> 00:57:48,422 Then after that, we grab a couple of phony passports... 757 00:57:48,507 --> 00:57:50,967 Marv! Marv, you want to shut up? 758 00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:52,051 What's the difference? 759 00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:54,137 He's not going to talk to anybody 760 00:57:54,221 --> 00:57:57,557 except maybe a fish. Or the undertaker. 761 00:57:57,641 --> 00:57:59,809 Let's just get him to the subway tunnel. 762 00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:02,979 I'll feel a lot better once we get him on ice. 763 00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:06,149 I've got a gun in my pocket. 764 00:58:06,233 --> 00:58:10,778 You open your mouth, and you'll be spitting gum out through your forehead. 765 00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:32,425 Well, hello. 766 00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:37,263 He did it! 767 00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:38,431 Did what? 768 00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:42,685 Thanks! 769 00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:46,856 Get him, will you! 770 00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:48,191 He went in the park. 771 00:58:48,275 --> 00:58:51,068 What are you doing flirting? Get him. 772 00:59:25,145 --> 00:59:26,687 Over there! 773 00:59:31,193 --> 00:59:32,401 Quit it! Hey! 774 00:59:32,486 --> 00:59:33,611 Creep! 775 00:59:34,279 --> 00:59:35,529 Give me that! 776 00:59:35,614 --> 00:59:36,656 What are you doing? 777 00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:38,241 Hey, Harry. What? 778 00:59:38,325 --> 00:59:39,700 I got him. Wait, let me see. 779 00:59:39,785 --> 00:59:41,327 That ain't him. Get down. Put him down. 780 00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:43,287 Put him down. That ain't him. 781 00:59:43,372 --> 00:59:45,414 We should've shot him when we had the chance. 782 00:59:45,499 --> 00:59:47,833 I hate pulling a job, knowing that little creep is on the loose. 783 00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:50,586 What can he do? He's a kid. Kids are helpless. 784 00:59:50,671 --> 00:59:51,671 Not this kid. 785 00:59:51,755 --> 00:59:53,116 Yeah, but this time he doesn't have 786 00:59:53,131 --> 00:59:56,217 a house full of dangerous goodies to get us with. 787 00:59:56,301 --> 00:59:58,594 He's in the Park. He's alone. 788 00:59:58,679 --> 01:00:00,346 Kids are scared of the Park. 789 01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:03,599 Yeah. Grown men come in the Park and don't leave alive. 790 01:00:03,684 --> 01:00:04,850 Yeah. 791 01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:07,687 Good luck, little fella. 792 01:00:18,365 --> 01:00:22,326 I want to go home. Mom, where are you? 793 01:00:52,607 --> 01:00:54,233 Turn that down! 794 01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:57,361 Kate McCallister, please. 795 01:00:57,404 --> 01:00:59,155 This is she. Ma'am, we found your son. 796 01:00:59,239 --> 01:01:00,781 Oh, my God! What? 797 01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:02,533 - It's the police. They know where Kevin is. - What? 798 01:01:02,617 --> 01:01:04,493 Where? He's in New York City. 799 01:01:04,578 --> 01:01:05,536 He's in New York! 800 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:06,662 New York? 801 01:01:08,123 --> 01:01:09,915 your husband's credit cards... What? 802 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,120 Well, I'm sure he was scared. He's not a troublemaker. 803 01:01:12,127 --> 01:01:13,544 What? What? Ma'am, the New York police... 804 01:01:13,628 --> 01:01:15,671 Just a second. Please hold. Yes, I'll hold... 805 01:01:15,756 --> 01:01:18,382 He used your credit card to check into the Plaza Hotel. 806 01:01:18,467 --> 01:01:20,343 Do they still have him? Do they have him? 807 01:01:20,427 --> 01:01:22,803 No, the police are still looking for him. Damn it! 808 01:01:22,888 --> 01:01:24,263 Get to New York as soon as possible, ma'am. 809 01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:26,432 Yeah, okay, we're on the next flight out. Thank you. 810 01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:27,975 We're going to New York, move it! 811 01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:29,060 Yes! 812 01:01:29,144 --> 01:01:30,478 Party time! 813 01:01:30,562 --> 01:01:33,203 He ran away from the hotel when they questioned him about the card. 814 01:01:33,273 --> 01:01:35,024 He must be so scared, Peter! 815 01:01:35,108 --> 01:01:37,109 I wonder if he'd know enough to go to my brother's place? 816 01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:38,361 Aren't they in Paris? 817 01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:39,904 Maybe they have a house sitter. 818 01:01:39,988 --> 01:01:41,781 I thought you said they were renovating? 819 01:02:21,822 --> 01:02:27,159 Hello? Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette! 820 01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:28,994 Anybody home? 821 01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:32,915 Hello! Anybody home? 822 01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:36,001 It's me, your favorite nephew, Kevin! 823 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:40,339 Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette! 824 01:03:23,967 --> 01:03:25,801 Watch it, kid! 825 01:03:31,766 --> 01:03:36,061 Hey, you looking for somebody to read you a bedtime story? 826 01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:43,277 Taxi! 827 01:03:56,208 --> 01:03:58,751 Boy, it's scary out there. 828 01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:02,421 Ain't much better in here, kid. 829 01:04:29,115 --> 01:04:32,493 I don't want to ever take a vacation like this again. 830 01:05:02,649 --> 01:05:04,525 Where did all you guys come from? 831 01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:06,569 I don't know if I have enough for everybody. 832 01:05:06,653 --> 01:05:08,779 How hungry are you guys? 833 01:05:10,490 --> 01:05:12,700 You guys ate all my food. 834 01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:14,720 Look, I'm sorry I screamed in your face. 835 01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:17,014 You were just trying to help me, right? 836 01:06:20,393 --> 01:06:22,394 I'm Kevin McCallister. 837 01:06:23,146 --> 01:06:25,230 Your birds are real nice. 838 01:06:25,899 --> 01:06:29,777 I've seen you before. You had pigeons all over you. 839 01:06:29,861 --> 01:06:31,945 At first, you look kind of scary, 840 01:06:32,030 --> 01:06:34,323 but when I think about it, it's not so bad. 841 01:06:34,407 --> 01:06:37,951 They must be all over you 'cause they like you. 842 01:06:38,787 --> 01:06:42,414 If I'm bothering you, I can leave. Am I bothering you? 843 01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:45,459 No. 844 01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:49,088 Good. I'm not a pain in the butt? 845 01:06:51,132 --> 01:06:52,299 No. 846 01:06:56,930 --> 01:07:01,392 Will those pigeons come back on their own or do you have to call them? 847 01:07:11,444 --> 01:07:13,362 Give me your hand. 848 01:07:16,825 --> 01:07:18,659 They can hear it. 849 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,636 This is great! 850 01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:42,850 It's pretty cold out. 851 01:07:42,934 --> 01:07:45,310 I could sure go for a cup of hot chocolate. 852 01:07:45,395 --> 01:07:48,063 How about you? My treat. 853 01:07:52,736 --> 01:07:55,487 I'd hate to spend Christmas Eve in such a park. 854 01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:57,740 Can we go someplace warm? 855 01:07:57,824 --> 01:08:00,159 Yes. I know a place. 856 01:08:47,582 --> 01:08:49,500 Nice music. 857 01:08:51,002 --> 01:08:53,337 This place is great. 858 01:08:53,421 --> 01:08:56,632 I've heard the world's great music from here. 859 01:08:58,009 --> 01:09:00,594 Ella Fitzgerald. Count Basie. 860 01:09:00,678 --> 01:09:03,764 Frank Sinatra. Luciano Pavarotti. 861 01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:12,731 So, do you bring your friends up here? 862 01:09:13,858 --> 01:09:15,818 I haven't got many friends. 863 01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:17,069 Oh. Sorry. 864 01:09:18,488 --> 01:09:20,823 I'm like the birds I care for. 865 01:09:21,699 --> 01:09:25,828 People pass me in the street. They see me but they try to ignore me. 866 01:09:25,912 --> 01:09:28,539 They prefer I wasn't part of their city. 867 01:09:28,623 --> 01:09:31,667 Yeah. It's sort of like that with my family. 868 01:09:31,751 --> 01:09:33,752 I'm kind of the pigeon of the house 869 01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:36,129 just because I'm the youngest. 870 01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:38,590 Everyone fights for position. 871 01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:41,426 Everybody wants to be seen and heard. 872 01:09:42,053 --> 01:09:45,389 I guess so. I'm seen and heard pretty much. 873 01:09:45,473 --> 01:09:48,433 But then I get sent to my room a lot, too. 874 01:09:50,812 --> 01:09:53,063 I wasn't always like this, you know. 875 01:09:53,147 --> 01:09:55,315 What were you like before? 876 01:09:56,276 --> 01:10:00,279 I had a job. I had a home. I had a family. 877 01:10:00,947 --> 01:10:03,282 Did you have any kids? 878 01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:06,410 No. Oh, I wanted them. 879 01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:10,873 But the man I loved fell out of love with me. 880 01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:13,750 That broke my heart. 881 01:10:14,252 --> 01:10:17,838 And whenever the chance to be loved came along again, 882 01:10:17,922 --> 01:10:19,047 I ran away from it. 883 01:10:20,425 --> 01:10:22,509 I stopped trusting people. 884 01:10:22,594 --> 01:10:26,889 No offense, but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do. 885 01:10:26,973 --> 01:10:30,225 I was afraid of getting my heart broken again. 886 01:10:30,310 --> 01:10:32,936 You see, sometimes you can trust a person, 887 01:10:33,021 --> 01:10:36,565 and then, when things are down, they forget about you. 888 01:10:37,775 --> 01:10:39,568 Maybe they're just too busy. 889 01:10:39,652 --> 01:10:41,445 Maybe they don't forget about you, 890 01:10:41,529 --> 01:10:43,572 but they forget to remember you. 891 01:10:43,656 --> 01:10:47,659 I don't think people mean to forget. I think it just happens. 892 01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:50,412 My grandfather says if my head wasn't screwed on, 893 01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:52,539 I'd leave it on the school bus. 894 01:10:52,624 --> 01:10:54,249 I'm just afraid if I do trust someone, 895 01:10:54,334 --> 01:10:56,627 I'll get my heart broken again. 896 01:10:56,711 --> 01:10:58,211 I understand that. 897 01:10:58,296 --> 01:11:00,756 I used to have this really nice pair of rollerblades. 898 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:03,342 I was afraid if I wore them, I'd wreck them. 899 01:11:03,426 --> 01:11:05,093 So I kept them in a box. 900 01:11:05,178 --> 01:11:06,887 Do you know what happened? No. 901 01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:10,182 I outgrew them. I never wore them once outside. 902 01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:13,435 I just wore them in my room a couple times. 903 01:11:13,519 --> 01:11:15,604 A person's heart and a person's feelings 904 01:11:15,688 --> 01:11:18,190 are very different than skates. 905 01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:20,400 Well, they're kind of the same thing. 906 01:11:20,485 --> 01:11:21,965 If you aren't going to use your heart, 907 01:11:21,986 --> 01:11:24,112 then what's the difference if it gets broken? 908 01:11:24,197 --> 01:11:25,781 If you just keep it to yourself, 909 01:11:25,865 --> 01:11:27,866 maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. 910 01:11:27,951 --> 01:11:31,453 When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. 911 01:11:31,537 --> 01:11:34,873 You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose. 912 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:38,043 A bit of truth in there somewhere. 913 01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:42,798 I think so. Your heart might still be broken, but it isn't gone. 914 01:11:42,882 --> 01:11:45,801 If it was gone, you wouldn't be this nice. 915 01:11:46,386 --> 01:11:48,428 Thank you. 916 01:11:50,014 --> 01:11:54,226 Do you know that it's been a couple of years 917 01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:56,144 since I've talked to anybody? 918 01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:58,188 That's okay. You're really good at it. 919 01:11:58,272 --> 01:12:01,233 You're not boring. You don't mumble or spit when you talk. 920 01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:03,276 You should do it more often. 921 01:12:03,361 --> 01:12:04,778 I think you just have to wear an outfit 922 01:12:04,862 --> 01:12:06,655 that doesn't have pigeon poop on it. 923 01:12:09,909 --> 01:12:13,453 I have been working very hard at keeping people away, haven't I? 924 01:12:13,538 --> 01:12:16,248 I always think I'll have a lot of fun if I'm alone, 925 01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:19,167 but when I'm alone, it isn't that much fun at all. 926 01:12:19,252 --> 01:12:21,962 I don't care how much people bug me sometimes, 927 01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:25,465 I'd rather be with somebody than by myself. 928 01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:27,050 So what are you doing running around the streets 929 01:12:27,135 --> 01:12:29,011 on Christmas Eve on your own? 930 01:12:29,095 --> 01:12:31,221 Did you get into trouble? 931 01:12:31,556 --> 01:12:32,681 Yeah. 932 01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:34,141 You've done something wrong? 933 01:12:34,225 --> 01:12:37,144 A lot of things. 934 01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:42,065 Did you know that a good deed erases a bad deed? 935 01:12:42,150 --> 01:12:45,068 It's getting pretty late. I don't know if I'll have enough time 936 01:12:45,153 --> 01:12:48,321 to do all the good deeds I need to erase all the bad ones I did. 937 01:12:48,406 --> 01:12:51,867 Well, it's Christmas Eve. Good deeds count for extra tonight. 938 01:12:51,951 --> 01:12:52,993 They do? 939 01:12:53,077 --> 01:12:54,703 Of course they do. 940 01:12:54,787 --> 01:12:57,539 So what you must do now is you must think of the most important thing 941 01:12:57,623 --> 01:13:00,876 that you can do for others and go and do it. 942 01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:04,046 Just follow the star in your own heart. 943 01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:06,840 Okay. 944 01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:11,470 It's getting pretty late. I'd better get going. 945 01:13:17,769 --> 01:13:21,313 If I don't see you again, I hope everything turns out okay. 946 01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:23,440 Thank you. 947 01:13:23,524 --> 01:13:25,400 Say goodbye to your birds for me. 948 01:13:25,485 --> 01:13:26,651 I will. 949 01:13:35,036 --> 01:13:36,411 Merry Christmas. 950 01:13:36,496 --> 01:13:37,996 Merry Christmas. 951 01:13:38,081 --> 01:13:41,416 If you need somebody to trust, it can be me. 952 01:13:41,501 --> 01:13:44,419 I won't forget to remember you. 953 01:13:44,504 --> 01:13:47,130 Don't make promises you can't keep. 954 01:14:02,146 --> 01:14:09,069 Distant stars At home up in the heavens 955 01:14:09,153 --> 01:14:16,618 Wonder what they see Are they watching me? 956 01:14:16,702 --> 01:14:19,412 Christmas star 957 01:14:19,497 --> 01:14:23,875 You watch the world so wisely 958 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:27,504 At my journey's end 959 01:14:27,588 --> 01:14:30,841 Will you be my true friend? 960 01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:34,553 Starlight, shine bright 961 01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:38,390 See me through the dark night 962 01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:42,144 Light mine, halfway 963 01:14:42,228 --> 01:14:45,772 Guide me home for Christmas... 964 01:14:45,857 --> 01:14:47,941 All the money in the cash registers, 965 01:14:48,025 --> 01:14:52,154 Mr. Duncan is going to donate to the Children's Hospital. 966 01:14:52,238 --> 01:14:55,866 At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest. 967 01:14:55,950 --> 01:14:57,993 You can mess with a lot of things, 968 01:14:58,077 --> 01:15:00,579 but you can't mess with kids on Christmas. 969 01:17:21,679 --> 01:17:25,473 We'd like to offer you a complimentary suite while you're here. 970 01:17:25,558 --> 01:17:27,851 It's a penthouse with a view of the Park. 971 01:17:27,935 --> 01:17:29,144 I think you'll find it satisfactory. 972 01:17:29,228 --> 01:17:33,148 It was recently vacated by the Countess of Worcestershire. 973 01:17:33,232 --> 01:17:36,276 What kind of hotel allows a child to check in alone? 974 01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:38,820 The boy had a very convincing story. 975 01:17:38,904 --> 01:17:41,781 What kind of idiots do you have working here? 976 01:17:41,866 --> 01:17:43,825 The finest in New York. 977 01:17:44,744 --> 01:17:47,425 Well, I mean, when you discovered that the credit card was stolen... 978 01:17:47,455 --> 01:17:49,331 I made the discovery. 979 01:17:49,415 --> 01:17:51,833 Why did you let him leave? 980 01:17:51,917 --> 01:17:53,918 We attempted to confront him, he ran. 981 01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:55,378 You scared him away. 982 01:17:55,463 --> 01:17:58,381 It's Christmas Eve, and because of you, our child is lost 983 01:17:58,466 --> 01:18:01,343 in one of the biggest cities in the world. 984 01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:06,222 Now could you take our family and our luggage up to the room, please. 985 01:18:06,307 --> 01:18:07,557 Yes, sir! 986 01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:09,351 Run along, Cedric. 987 01:18:09,435 --> 01:18:11,061 I'm going to go down to the police station and make sure 988 01:18:11,145 --> 01:18:12,854 that they're doing everything in their power to find Kevin. 989 01:18:12,938 --> 01:18:14,689 I want you to stay here with Frank, Leslie and the kids. 990 01:18:14,774 --> 01:18:17,233 No, I'm going out to look for him. What? 991 01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:19,944 With all due respect, madam, your son is lost 992 01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:22,864 in one of the biggest cities in the world. 993 01:18:22,948 --> 01:18:25,283 Could you stay out of this please? 994 01:18:25,368 --> 01:18:26,368 As you wish. 995 01:18:26,452 --> 01:18:27,452 Thank you. 996 01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:29,788 I don't think it's a good idea for you to start running around 997 01:18:29,872 --> 01:18:31,748 all over New York City all by yourself. 998 01:18:31,832 --> 01:18:33,625 I think if our son can do it, I can do it. 999 01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:34,876 Kate... Peter, I'll be fine. 1000 01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:37,000 The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer 1001 01:18:37,004 --> 01:18:39,464 would dare mess with me. 1002 01:18:39,548 --> 01:18:43,760 Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there armed to the teeth! 1003 01:18:45,596 --> 01:18:48,640 Do bundle up. It's awfully cold outside. 1004 01:19:23,217 --> 01:19:25,593 Marv. Marv. Come on, let's go. 1005 01:19:46,907 --> 01:19:49,409 Marv. Crowbars up! 1006 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:58,042 Merry Christmas, Harry! 1007 01:20:02,047 --> 01:20:04,424 Happy Hanukkah, Marv! 1008 01:20:14,059 --> 01:20:16,978 Oh, this is more money than I can even count! 1009 01:20:17,062 --> 01:20:21,274 It makes you wonder why we spent so much time robbing private homes. 1010 01:20:34,914 --> 01:20:37,999 The amazing thing is, we're fugitives from the law, 1011 01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:42,754 we're up to our elbows in cash and there's nobody that even knows about it. 1012 01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:48,301 He's back! 1013 01:20:49,595 --> 01:20:51,137 He took our picture! 1014 01:20:51,222 --> 01:20:52,722 How did my hair look? 1015 01:20:59,146 --> 01:21:01,606 This is it. No turning back. 1016 01:21:02,441 --> 01:21:05,109 Another Christmas in the trenches. 1017 01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:08,321 No! 1018 01:21:13,786 --> 01:21:14,994 Wow. 1019 01:21:15,079 --> 01:21:19,457 That's it! Get the money! Get the money! I'll kill him! That little... 1020 01:21:27,258 --> 01:21:30,051 I'm coming, Harry! Marv! 1021 01:21:38,477 --> 01:21:39,894 Harry? 1022 01:21:42,481 --> 01:21:45,525 Harry! That was incredible. 1023 01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:52,031 I twisted my ankle on that board there. Where is he? 1024 01:21:52,116 --> 01:21:54,325 Hey, guys! Smile! 1025 01:21:57,121 --> 01:21:58,788 Come on! Come on! 1026 01:21:58,872 --> 01:21:59,872 Help me. 1027 01:21:59,957 --> 01:22:01,708 I got you. I got you. 1028 01:22:29,612 --> 01:22:30,903 Taxi! 1029 01:22:36,702 --> 01:22:38,369 Times Square. 1030 01:22:59,933 --> 01:23:02,101 Where'd he go? 1031 01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:02,477 Where'd he go? 1032 01:23:02,561 --> 01:23:04,729 I'm up here! Come and get me! 1033 01:23:06,774 --> 01:23:07,982 Let's kill! 1034 01:23:08,067 --> 01:23:09,859 Hold on, pea-brain. 1035 01:23:09,943 --> 01:23:12,278 We got busted last time because we underestimated 1036 01:23:12,363 --> 01:23:13,946 that little bundle of misery. 1037 01:23:14,031 --> 01:23:16,574 This ain't like the last time. This ain't his house. 1038 01:23:16,659 --> 01:23:19,702 The kid's running scared. He ain't got a plan. 1039 01:23:20,454 --> 01:23:22,705 May I do the thinking, please? 1040 01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:25,917 Thank you. 1041 01:23:27,878 --> 01:23:29,128 Sonny! 1042 01:23:29,213 --> 01:23:30,505 Yes? 1043 01:23:30,589 --> 01:23:34,717 Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you. 1044 01:23:34,802 --> 01:23:38,012 Knocking off a youngster ain't going to mean all that much to me. 1045 01:23:38,097 --> 01:23:39,889 Understand? Mmm-hmm 1046 01:23:39,973 --> 01:23:43,685 But since we're in a hurry, I'll make a deal with you. 1047 01:23:43,769 --> 01:23:48,398 You throw down your camera and we won't hurt you. 1048 01:23:48,482 --> 01:23:52,402 You'll never hear from us again. Okay? 1049 01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:54,487 You promise? 1050 01:23:54,571 --> 01:23:57,990 I cross my heart and hope to die. 1051 01:23:58,784 --> 01:24:00,576 Okay! 1052 01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:08,459 Okay, kid, give it to me. 1053 01:24:17,469 --> 01:24:18,970 Direct hit! 1054 01:24:24,518 --> 01:24:27,311 How many fingers am I holding up, Marv? 1055 01:24:29,273 --> 01:24:30,648 Eight? 1056 01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:37,572 Okay, kid. You want to throw bricks? Go ahead, throw another one. 1057 01:24:37,656 --> 01:24:39,240 Don't do that! 1058 01:24:43,495 --> 01:24:47,540 If you can't do any better than that, kid, you're going to lose. 1059 01:24:48,709 --> 01:24:51,169 Harry, no. 1060 01:24:57,843 --> 01:24:59,927 You got any more? 1061 01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:05,314 Come on, Marv. Get up. He don't have any more bricks. He's out of them. 1062 01:25:12,065 --> 01:25:13,274 What? 1063 01:25:15,027 --> 01:25:16,152 What? 1064 01:25:18,447 --> 01:25:19,697 What? 1065 01:25:22,576 --> 01:25:25,369 That did it! Nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it. 1066 01:25:25,454 --> 01:25:29,457 Come on, Marv. Get up. You go this way. I'm going round the back. 1067 01:25:33,545 --> 01:25:35,213 Harry? 1068 01:25:36,381 --> 01:25:38,007 Harry? 1069 01:25:39,051 --> 01:25:41,010 Harry? 1070 01:28:06,865 --> 01:28:09,867 Harry! I've reached the top! 1071 01:29:03,130 --> 01:29:05,798 You gotta do better than this, kid. 1072 01:29:30,157 --> 01:29:32,783 Wow! What a hole. 1073 01:29:55,140 --> 01:29:56,474 Whoa! 1074 01:30:13,283 --> 01:30:14,283 Uh-oh. 1075 01:33:41,324 --> 01:33:42,866 Harry. 1076 01:34:03,763 --> 01:34:05,472 I'm coming up! 1077 01:34:10,895 --> 01:34:11,937 Uh-oh. 1078 01:34:20,322 --> 01:34:22,614 I'm going to murder that kid! 1079 01:34:40,717 --> 01:34:41,925 Yes! 1080 01:34:48,808 --> 01:34:50,100 Whoa. 1081 01:34:58,818 --> 01:35:01,070 Whoa, whoa! 1082 01:35:11,623 --> 01:35:12,873 Hey! 1083 01:35:13,249 --> 01:35:16,293 Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots? 1084 01:35:16,378 --> 01:35:19,004 Harry! He's in the living room! 1085 01:35:20,173 --> 01:35:22,091 He went up the ladder! 1086 01:35:39,484 --> 01:35:42,569 I'm coming, Harry. I'm coming. 1087 01:35:47,992 --> 01:35:49,785 Harry! Harry! 1088 01:35:51,246 --> 01:35:53,038 You didn't lose any teeth! 1089 01:35:53,123 --> 01:35:55,332 Come on, he went to the second floor. 1090 01:35:55,792 --> 01:35:58,502 Hey! Why don't you guys try the stairs? 1091 01:35:59,003 --> 01:36:00,462 Right. 1092 01:36:03,007 --> 01:36:05,217 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1093 01:36:05,301 --> 01:36:08,262 Don't you remember what happened last year? 1094 01:36:08,346 --> 01:36:09,596 No. 1095 01:36:09,681 --> 01:36:10,848 Watch this. 1096 01:36:11,850 --> 01:36:13,809 Let's get him! 1097 01:36:18,815 --> 01:36:21,567 He busted me right in my mouth, Marv! 1098 01:36:22,610 --> 01:36:24,111 That's one. 1099 01:36:24,195 --> 01:36:28,115 Don't worry, Harry. I'll get him. 1100 01:36:35,457 --> 01:36:37,541 Right in the schnoz. 1101 01:36:38,626 --> 01:36:41,211 That's two. Come on, let's get him. 1102 01:36:53,391 --> 01:36:55,726 That's three. 1103 01:37:02,025 --> 01:37:03,108 No. 1104 01:37:05,403 --> 01:37:06,987 That's four. 1105 01:37:12,202 --> 01:37:13,243 Come on, Harry. 1106 01:37:13,328 --> 01:37:14,786 Marv, are you sure this is safe? 1107 01:37:14,871 --> 01:37:18,832 Oh yeah. Yep, I've worked all the kinks out. 1108 01:37:18,917 --> 01:37:20,417 It's solid as a rock. 1109 01:37:37,685 --> 01:37:39,353 Like a rock, huh, Marv? 1110 01:37:39,437 --> 01:37:41,188 Hey? Do you guys give up? 1111 01:37:41,272 --> 01:37:42,481 Have you had enough pain? 1112 01:37:42,565 --> 01:37:44,066 Never! 1113 01:37:55,870 --> 01:37:58,622 You better say every prayer you ever heard before, kid! 1114 01:37:58,706 --> 01:38:02,292 I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas. 1115 01:38:04,420 --> 01:38:05,712 Where'd he go? 1116 01:38:05,797 --> 01:38:08,006 I'm up here and I'm really scared. 1117 01:38:18,184 --> 01:38:20,143 What's that sound? 1118 01:38:40,081 --> 01:38:44,626 That was the sound of a tool chest falling down the stairs. 1119 01:38:51,467 --> 01:38:52,843 Yes! 1120 01:39:27,712 --> 01:39:29,504 Over there! 1121 01:39:29,589 --> 01:39:33,050 I don't care if I get the chair, I'm killing that kid! 1122 01:39:35,011 --> 01:39:36,970 Surrender, kid! 1123 01:39:37,472 --> 01:39:38,472 He vanished. 1124 01:39:38,556 --> 01:39:40,807 I'm down here, you big horse's ass! 1125 01:39:44,520 --> 01:39:45,479 Whoa. 1126 01:39:45,563 --> 01:39:47,147 Nice night for a neck injury! 1127 01:39:48,650 --> 01:39:50,984 Suck brick, kid! 1128 01:39:56,949 --> 01:39:58,700 Come on, Marv. 1129 01:39:58,785 --> 01:40:00,202 Oh, I don't know. 1130 01:40:00,286 --> 01:40:02,245 I said, come on. 1131 01:40:04,040 --> 01:40:06,416 Come on, you big sissy. 1132 01:40:20,181 --> 01:40:23,016 Harry? You wearing aftershave? 1133 01:40:23,101 --> 01:40:25,644 That's not aftershave. That's kerosene. 1134 01:40:25,728 --> 01:40:27,229 The rope is soaked in it. 1135 01:40:28,189 --> 01:40:31,274 Now, why would anybody soak a rope in kerosene? 1136 01:40:35,613 --> 01:40:37,364 Merry Christmas. 1137 01:40:38,074 --> 01:40:39,366 Go up! 1138 01:41:14,360 --> 01:41:15,986 Get off me! 1139 01:41:39,260 --> 01:41:40,802 Get the bag! 1140 01:41:41,554 --> 01:41:42,846 Hello, the two guys who robbed 1141 01:41:42,930 --> 01:41:44,681 Duncan's Toy Chest are in the park. 1142 01:41:44,766 --> 01:41:46,850 Central Park West, 95th Street. 1143 01:41:46,934 --> 01:41:49,311 Look for fireworks. Hurry, they got a gun. 1144 01:41:56,110 --> 01:42:00,322 Hey, I'm down here. Better come and get me before I call the cops. 1145 01:42:15,463 --> 01:42:18,507 My, how the tables have turned. 1146 01:42:18,591 --> 01:42:20,926 How do you like the ice, kid? 1147 01:42:25,723 --> 01:42:28,517 Let's go for a little stroll in the park. 1148 01:42:45,993 --> 01:42:48,328 Give me that bag. Give me it! 1149 01:42:52,959 --> 01:42:55,919 Hey, these'll look great in the photo album. 1150 01:42:56,671 --> 01:43:00,715 You may've won the battle, little dude, but you lost the war. 1151 01:43:01,259 --> 01:43:05,011 You ought not have messed with us, pal. We're dangerous. 1152 01:43:11,018 --> 01:43:13,061 Harry? Shut up! 1153 01:43:17,567 --> 01:43:18,650 Harry. 1154 01:43:18,734 --> 01:43:21,236 Shut up! I want to enjoy this. 1155 01:43:21,863 --> 01:43:25,156 Something's wrong. Let's get out of here! 1156 01:43:25,241 --> 01:43:26,283 Shut up, I said! 1157 01:43:28,536 --> 01:43:31,371 I never made it to the 6th grade, kid, 1158 01:43:31,455 --> 01:43:34,958 and it doesn't look like you're going to, either. 1159 01:43:35,501 --> 01:43:37,252 Let him go! 1160 01:43:37,336 --> 01:43:39,087 Kevin, run! 1161 01:43:40,631 --> 01:43:44,759 Shoot her! Shoot her! Shoot her! 1162 01:43:44,844 --> 01:43:47,137 I'm trying to shoot her! 1163 01:44:02,737 --> 01:44:04,070 Run, Marv! 1164 01:44:26,344 --> 01:44:28,261 Bye! Thanks. 1165 01:44:53,996 --> 01:44:56,498 Jesus, looks like the 4th of July! 1166 01:44:56,624 --> 01:44:58,291 Okay, let's go. OFFICER We'll take the bridge. 1167 01:44:58,376 --> 01:45:01,419 You guys get the tunnel. Let's go. Come on! 1168 01:45:08,886 --> 01:45:10,720 Oh, my God! 1169 01:45:21,065 --> 01:45:22,399 All right, guys, let's go, huh? 1170 01:45:22,483 --> 01:45:24,275 Come on, on your feet. 1171 01:45:24,360 --> 01:45:25,735 Take it easy. 1172 01:45:26,612 --> 01:45:27,862 What is this stuff? 1173 01:45:29,073 --> 01:45:31,491 You guys should've started earlier. 1174 01:45:31,575 --> 01:45:33,994 The prisoners have already exchanged gifts. 1175 01:45:34,078 --> 01:45:35,912 We missed the presents? 1176 01:45:35,997 --> 01:45:37,330 He made us hide out in the store 1177 01:45:37,415 --> 01:45:39,749 so we could steal all the kiddies' charity money. 1178 01:45:39,834 --> 01:45:42,168 Shut up, Marv. 1179 01:45:43,087 --> 01:45:46,047 Got the right to remain silent, you know. 1180 01:45:46,132 --> 01:45:49,050 He's a little cranky. We just broke out of prison a few days ago. 1181 01:45:49,135 --> 01:45:51,761 Shut up, Marv! Jeez. 1182 01:45:52,179 --> 01:45:54,097 Get them out of here! OFFICER All right, let's go. 1183 01:45:54,181 --> 01:45:55,765 Remember, if this makes the papers, 1184 01:45:55,850 --> 01:45:58,601 we're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits. 1185 01:45:58,686 --> 01:46:00,353 We're not Sticky Bandits, shut up! 1186 01:46:00,438 --> 01:46:01,688 That's Sticky. That's S... 1187 01:46:01,772 --> 01:46:02,772 Shut it. 1188 01:46:02,857 --> 01:46:04,315 T... 1189 01:46:04,775 --> 01:46:06,276 I...I... 1190 01:46:18,622 --> 01:46:20,040 Well, Mr. Duncan, it's all over with. 1191 01:46:20,124 --> 01:46:22,167 We apprehended the thieves and we recovered your money. 1192 01:46:22,251 --> 01:46:24,711 Good, I want to get that money over to the Children's Hospital 1193 01:46:24,795 --> 01:46:25,795 as soon as possible. 1194 01:46:25,921 --> 01:46:29,382 I'll handle it personally. My pleasure. Thank you very much. 1195 01:46:29,467 --> 01:46:31,009 Excuse me, Mr. Duncan. Yes. 1196 01:46:31,093 --> 01:46:34,554 I found this note. Looks like a kid broke your window. 1197 01:46:51,489 --> 01:46:53,281 Turtledoves. 1198 01:47:02,666 --> 01:47:06,461 Excuse me. I'm looking for my son. He's this boy right here. 1199 01:47:08,422 --> 01:47:10,590 Excuse me. Please help me. This boy right here. Have you seen him? 1200 01:47:10,674 --> 01:47:12,967 This one, he's... Please. 1201 01:47:21,393 --> 01:47:23,269 I'm looking for my son. Have you seen my son? He's... 1202 01:47:23,354 --> 01:47:25,105 There. He's been missing for two days. 1203 01:47:25,189 --> 01:47:26,397 Well, have you filed a report, ma'am? 1204 01:47:26,482 --> 01:47:29,109 Yes, of course we have. 1205 01:47:30,069 --> 01:47:32,612 Then trust us. We'll handle it. 1206 01:47:37,701 --> 01:47:39,536 But I'm his mother. 1207 01:47:40,412 --> 01:47:44,541 I realize that, ma'am, but you're looking for a needle in a haystack. 1208 01:47:44,625 --> 01:47:46,960 Do you have kids? 1209 01:47:47,044 --> 01:47:48,044 Yes, ma'am. 1210 01:47:48,129 --> 01:47:51,381 And what would you do if one of them was missing? 1211 01:47:52,383 --> 01:47:55,718 I'd probably be doing the same thing you're doing. 1212 01:47:56,262 --> 01:47:57,762 Thank you. 1213 01:48:00,224 --> 01:48:02,308 Look, put yourself in your kid's shoes. 1214 01:48:02,393 --> 01:48:04,394 Where would you go? What would you do? 1215 01:48:04,478 --> 01:48:08,064 Me? I'd probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere. 1216 01:48:09,441 --> 01:48:14,154 Oh, but not Kevin. No. Kevin is so much stronger and braver than I am. 1217 01:48:15,656 --> 01:48:18,533 I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is. Fine. 1218 01:48:19,827 --> 01:48:24,747 But he's still all by himself in a big city. And he doesn't deserve that. 1219 01:48:25,416 --> 01:48:29,919 He deserves to be at home with his own family around his Christmas tree. 1220 01:48:33,424 --> 01:48:36,759 Oh, dear God, I know where he is. 1221 01:48:38,220 --> 01:48:40,763 I need to get to Rockefeller Center. 1222 01:48:40,848 --> 01:48:42,056 Hop in. 1223 01:48:42,141 --> 01:48:43,266 Thank you. 1224 01:48:47,438 --> 01:48:51,691 I know I don't deserve a Christmas even if I did do a good deed. 1225 01:48:52,610 --> 01:48:54,360 I don't want any presents. 1226 01:48:54,445 --> 01:48:58,698 Instead, I want to take back every mean thing I ever said to my family, 1227 01:48:58,782 --> 01:49:01,534 even if they don't take back the things that they said. 1228 01:49:01,619 --> 01:49:05,455 I don't care. I love all of them. Including Buzz. 1229 01:49:06,582 --> 01:49:10,627 If it isn't possible I can see all of them, could I just see my mother? 1230 01:49:10,711 --> 01:49:15,381 I'll never want another thing as long as I live. I just want my mother. 1231 01:49:15,466 --> 01:49:17,425 I know I won't see her tonight, 1232 01:49:17,509 --> 01:49:19,427 but promise me I can see her again. 1233 01:49:19,511 --> 01:49:21,471 Sometime. Anytime. 1234 01:49:22,264 --> 01:49:25,850 Even if it's just once and only for a couple of minutes. 1235 01:49:25,935 --> 01:49:28,853 I just need to tell her I'm sorry. 1236 01:49:36,570 --> 01:49:38,363 Kevin? 1237 01:49:44,078 --> 01:49:45,495 Mom? 1238 01:49:47,665 --> 01:49:49,999 Wow! That worked fast! 1239 01:50:00,344 --> 01:50:02,011 Oh, Kevin. 1240 01:50:03,430 --> 01:50:05,181 Mom, I'm sorry. 1241 01:50:06,934 --> 01:50:09,018 I'm sorry, too. 1242 01:50:21,156 --> 01:50:23,241 Merry Christmas, Mom. 1243 01:50:25,160 --> 01:50:27,328 Merry Christmas, sweetheart. 1244 01:50:28,706 --> 01:50:31,374 Thank you. Let's go. 1245 01:50:32,876 --> 01:50:34,294 How'd you know I was here? 1246 01:50:34,378 --> 01:50:35,586 Well, I know you and Christmas trees, 1247 01:50:35,671 --> 01:50:37,255 and this is the biggest one around. 1248 01:50:37,339 --> 01:50:38,464 Where's everybody else? 1249 01:50:38,549 --> 01:50:39,632 They're at the hotel. 1250 01:50:39,717 --> 01:50:42,218 They didn't like palm trees either. 1251 01:51:26,013 --> 01:51:28,473 Holy smokes, it's morning! 1252 01:51:29,767 --> 01:51:31,976 It's Christmas morning, man. 1253 01:51:33,354 --> 01:51:35,605 Fuller, don't get your hopes up. 1254 01:51:35,689 --> 01:51:36,689 Huh? 1255 01:51:36,815 --> 01:51:39,025 I don't think Santa Claus visits hotels. 1256 01:51:39,109 --> 01:51:42,695 Are you nuts? He's omnipresent. He goes everywhere. 1257 01:51:44,823 --> 01:51:47,492 Hey, guys, wake up, it's Christmas! 1258 01:51:51,163 --> 01:51:52,455 Mom! Dad! It's Christmas! 1259 01:51:52,539 --> 01:51:53,581 What? 1260 01:52:05,969 --> 01:52:07,470 Wow. 1261 01:52:07,930 --> 01:52:09,430 Where'd it all come from? 1262 01:52:09,515 --> 01:52:11,974 Mom! Dad! You got to see this! 1263 01:52:15,896 --> 01:52:17,897 My gosh! Peter! 1264 01:52:17,981 --> 01:52:20,650 Are you sure we're in the right room? 1265 01:52:25,531 --> 01:52:27,448 Don't open any of mine. I mean it. 1266 01:52:27,533 --> 01:52:28,574 Who's Mr. Duncan? 1267 01:52:28,659 --> 01:52:30,827 Duncan? I don't know. 1268 01:52:30,911 --> 01:52:34,580 All right, everyone, just calm down. Calm down! Hey! Hey! 1269 01:52:35,374 --> 01:52:40,628 All right. Now, if Kevin hadn't screwed up in the first place, again, 1270 01:52:41,839 --> 01:52:45,675 then we wouldn't be in this most perfect and huge hotel room 1271 01:52:45,759 --> 01:52:48,177 with a truckload of all this free stuff. 1272 01:52:48,262 --> 01:52:52,723 So, I think it only fair that Kevin get to open up the first present. 1273 01:52:54,184 --> 01:52:57,353 Then I'll go and the rest of you and so on. 1274 01:53:01,483 --> 01:53:03,818 Merry Christmas, Kev. 1275 01:53:03,902 --> 01:53:05,236 Merry Christmas, Buzz. 1276 01:53:07,990 --> 01:53:09,073 Merry Christmas, Kevin. 1277 01:53:09,158 --> 01:53:13,661 Okay, Kevin! All right! Merry Christmas! 1278 01:53:15,372 --> 01:53:20,168 Enough of this gooey... Show of emotion. Everyone, let's dig in! 1279 01:53:20,252 --> 01:53:22,128 All right! 1280 01:53:22,212 --> 01:53:23,972 Everybody, now, wait, save the paper. 1281 01:53:24,006 --> 01:53:25,486 We can use it next year. And the bows. 1282 01:53:25,549 --> 01:53:27,383 Give me the bows... 1283 01:54:02,920 --> 01:54:04,629 Merry Christmas. 1284 01:54:06,840 --> 01:54:09,425 Kevin! Merry Christmas! 1285 01:54:10,761 --> 01:54:13,012 I got something for you. 1286 01:54:20,479 --> 01:54:21,979 What's this? 1287 01:54:22,064 --> 01:54:24,857 It's a turtledove. I have one. You have one. 1288 01:54:24,942 --> 01:54:28,986 As long as we each have a turtledove, we'll be friends forever. 1289 01:54:32,950 --> 01:54:34,992 Oh, Kevin. 1290 01:54:38,163 --> 01:54:39,914 Thank you. 1291 01:54:41,250 --> 01:54:43,626 I won't forget you. Trust me. 1292 01:55:11,822 --> 01:55:14,824 Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir. 1293 01:55:16,159 --> 01:55:18,160 Merry Christmas, sir. 1294 01:55:24,251 --> 01:55:26,294 Nice family. Really. 1295 01:55:36,305 --> 01:55:38,347 Merry Christmas indeed. 1296 01:55:39,308 --> 01:55:40,975 Oh, Dad! 1297 01:55:41,560 --> 01:55:46,105 Kevin! You spent $967 on room service? 1298 01:56:01,496 --> 01:56:04,165 Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 1299 01:56:04,249 --> 01:56:06,959 Sing a song for the glorious season 1300 01:56:07,044 --> 01:56:09,670 Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 1301 01:56:09,755 --> 01:56:12,465 Sing a song for a happy new year 1302 01:56:12,549 --> 01:56:15,551 Sing merrily, merrily, loud and strong 1303 01:56:15,636 --> 01:56:17,970 Welcome the wintry season 1304 01:56:18,055 --> 01:56:20,973 Just follow along with a holiday song 1305 01:56:21,058 --> 01:56:23,434 Santa is here again, yes! 1306 01:56:23,518 --> 01:56:26,228 Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 1307 01:56:26,313 --> 01:56:28,939 Sing a song for the glorious season 1308 01:56:29,024 --> 01:56:31,651 Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 1309 01:56:31,735 --> 01:56:34,445 Sing a song for a happy new year 1310 01:56:34,529 --> 01:56:37,281 The reindeers fly If you need any proof 1311 01:56:37,366 --> 01:56:39,825 It's merely a matter of reason 1312 01:56:39,910 --> 01:56:42,995 Just listen, you'll hear when they land on the roof 1313 01:56:43,080 --> 01:56:45,456 Santa is here again, yes! 1314 01:56:45,540 --> 01:56:48,250 Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 1315 01:56:48,335 --> 01:56:50,961 Sing a song for the glorious season 1316 01:56:51,046 --> 01:56:53,756 Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 1317 01:56:53,840 --> 01:56:56,509 Sing a song for a happy new year 1318 01:56:56,593 --> 01:56:59,261 Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 1319 01:56:59,346 --> 01:57:02,014 Sing a song for the glorious season 1320 01:57:02,099 --> 01:57:04,725 Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 1321 01:57:04,810 --> 01:57:07,812 It's a magical, miracle, annual, lyrical 1322 01:57:07,896 --> 01:57:12,858 Sing-along now, sing a song for a happy new year! 1323 01:57:51,773 --> 01:57:54,483 Merrily, merrily, loud and strong 1324 01:57:54,568 --> 01:57:56,902 Welcome the wintry season 1325 01:57:56,987 --> 01:57:59,905 Just follow along with the holiday song 1326 01:57:59,990 --> 01:58:02,408 Santa is here again, yes! 1327 01:58:02,492 --> 01:58:05,119 Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 1328 01:58:05,203 --> 01:58:07,872 Sing a song for the glorious season 1329 01:58:07,956 --> 01:58:09,582 Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 1330 01:58:10,792 --> 01:58:13,419 Sing a song for a happy new year 1331 01:58:13,503 --> 01:58:16,213 Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 1332 01:58:16,298 --> 01:58:18,924 Sing a song for the glorious season 1333 01:58:19,009 --> 01:58:21,761 Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 1334 01:58:21,845 --> 01:58:24,764 It's a magical, miracle, annual, lyrical 1335 01:58:24,848 --> 01:58:29,185 Sing-along now, sing a song for a happy new year!