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What? 55 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:33,598 ♪ What becomes of the broken-hearted? 56 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:38,038 ♪ Paid a penny and I only farted 57 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,278 ♪ I've got to find 58 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:44,678 ♪ Some kind of peace of mind, baby 59 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,078 (FISHING ROD WHIRS) 60 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,638 Oi! Your pole's going in! Your pole's in! Your pole... 61 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:49,918 Your pole's in. 62 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,600 It's gone in t'water! Your pole! 63 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,720 (SIGHS) What is that? 64 00:06:54,439 --> 00:06:55,638 Huh? 65 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:59,477 (MAN 1) You're having a dump and expecting me to watch your tackle! 66 00:06:59,479 --> 00:07:02,117 A fish took it in t'water. 67 00:07:02,119 --> 00:07:05,998 (MAN 2) What do you mean, a fish took it in t'water? 68 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,198 What the... You little fucker! 69 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,320 Maurice! 70 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:16,278 - Trev, my pole's off for a swim. - (MAN 1) Waste of time. 71 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,320 Come on. 72 00:07:18,239 --> 00:07:19,720 - (PANTS) - (MAURICE) Oi! 73 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:24,598 Where's it taken it? 74 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:27,400 I'll tell you what, that's the one! That's the one! 75 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Oi! 76 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,560 Come back, you little... 77 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,879 Oi! Oi! 78 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,680 Oi! I'll get you! 79 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,840 I know who you are! 80 00:07:50,479 --> 00:07:53,320 - (FISHING ROD WHIRS) - Oh, bollocks! 81 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:56,318 - Must have been bloody massive. - What do you reckon, 20? 82 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:59,479 That was the big bugger, Trevor. That was the one. Definite. 83 00:08:02,479 --> 00:08:04,239 A toddler could have pulled that in. 84 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,117 I saw it. 85 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:08,879 Had a back like a pig. 86 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,477 I leave you alone for five minutes 87 00:08:12,479 --> 00:08:15,358 and you can't be arsed to look after me tackle! 88 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:16,918 No chance of catching her anyway. 89 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,920 (PANTS) 90 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,479 No chance, eh? 91 00:08:30,119 --> 00:08:31,720 (MALCOLM) Wish me luck, Cassie. 92 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:38,239 ♪ I feel it in my fingers 93 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:42,119 ♪ I feel it in my toes 94 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,800 (QUIZ HOST) And the next number, number 22. 95 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:57,520 In the French language, what is "fromidge"? 96 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:04,117 Is it milk, butter or cheese? 97 00:09:04,119 --> 00:09:05,798 - All right, mate. - All right, fella. 98 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:08,638 (QUIZ HOST) In the French language, what is "fromidge"? 99 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:10,798 - Is it milk, butter or cheese? - He caught one. 100 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,680 Back were like a pig. 101 00:09:13,239 --> 00:09:18,477 Number 23. Who wrote Lady Chatterley's Lover? 102 00:09:18,479 --> 00:09:21,000 That's the mucky one. So I've been told. 103 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:25,398 Upstairs, downstairs, in the chicken shed. It got banned. 104 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,678 - She wanted prawn. - It's all they had. 105 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,600 (QUIZ HOST) When did you get reinstated? 106 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:35,680 And that question again, who wrote Lady Chatterley's Lover? 107 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:41,237 And your last number, number 24. 108 00:09:41,239 --> 00:09:43,239 (HORROR FILM MUSIC ON TV) 109 00:09:45,239 --> 00:09:46,400 (WOMAN ON TV) David! 110 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,680 Please! 111 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:53,080 Please let me help you. 112 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,160 (SNARLING) 113 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,560 I love you, David. 114 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:05,718 (VOLLEY OF GUNSHOTS ON TV) 115 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,920 (FOOTSTEPS ON TV) 116 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,280 (SOBS) 117 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,160 Put summat decent on, quick. 118 00:10:30,479 --> 00:10:32,600 - ♪ Blue moon... - What's this? 119 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,640 - Again? - I fell asleep. 120 00:10:37,239 --> 00:10:39,358 How many times have you seen this? 121 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:42,479 I only watch it when there's a full moon. 122 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,718 - (GROANS) - (LAUGHS) 123 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:50,798 (GROANS) I'm gonna be sick! (RETCHES) 124 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,439 (PLAYS "TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR" ON KAZOO) 125 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,638 (RAISED VOICES OUTSIDE) 126 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,318 (LAUGHTER) 127 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,640 Bye! 128 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:14,840 (FISHING ROD WHIRS) 129 00:11:35,879 --> 00:11:37,640 Come on. 130 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,600 (ENGINE REVS) 131 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:29,198 (MAN ON TAPE) You wanna know why I can't stand still when I'm singing. 132 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:33,158 Some people clap their hands. Some people stomp their feet. 133 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,638 I just do it altogether, I guess. 134 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:38,838 That's the postman. He says he's Elvis Presley, but he isn't. 135 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,400 (PIGEONS COOING) 136 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,920 That's a pigeon on the Co-op roof. 137 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,239 (GIRLS LAUGH) 138 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,840 That's some girls in the park. 139 00:12:56,479 --> 00:12:58,760 - (GIRL ON TAPE) Bugger off! - (SWITCHES OFF PLAYER) 140 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,358 It's gonna be the biggest fish ever, Mam. 141 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,119 I'm telling him he'd better look after you. All right? 142 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,798 My mam says you've got to marry me, Trev. 143 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:13,800 Pogo! 144 00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,879 (PLAYS "HAPPY TALK" ON KAZOO) 145 00:13:42,119 --> 00:13:44,119 (PLAYS "HAPPY TALK" ON KAZOO) 146 00:13:55,239 --> 00:13:57,640 Saturday morning, South Pacific. 147 00:13:59,119 --> 00:14:01,398 No, it's not really. It's South Yorkshire. 148 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,437 Hiya! Will you say something? 149 00:14:04,439 --> 00:14:06,119 I'll miss my bus, love. 150 00:14:08,239 --> 00:14:10,119 My grandma used to live down there. 151 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,840 Oh, and there's a dog. Morning! 152 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,800 (DOG BARKS) 153 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,160 Don't know what to say now. 154 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,000 There's Shane! 155 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,119 (MOTORBIKE APPROACHES) 156 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:38,038 (RADIO) So it's good barbecue weather. We do have a little rain today... 157 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,040 Oi! 158 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,840 (PLAYS "HAPPY TALK" ON KAZOO) 159 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,998 Thank you! 160 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000 (PLAYS "HAPPY TALK" ON KAZOO) 161 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,360 See ya! 162 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,320 - (DAVE) Cassie! - (CASSIE) Wait a minute! 163 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,117 (BANGING ON DOOR) 164 00:15:22,119 --> 00:15:23,518 (DAVE) I'm busting! 165 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,920 - Cassie! - (CASSIE) Wait, I said! 166 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,840 (THUMPING ON DOOR) 167 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:35,718 Irene's getting you a suitcase of her mother's to put your stuff in, 168 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,998 instead of it being all over the bloody shop. 169 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,000 Right. And where's that going? In t'shed? 170 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,879 - She won't shift! - Oi! 171 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:50,320 - Hey! Where you going? - (DAVE) I need a piss! 172 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,198 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 173 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,280 Cassie? 174 00:15:54,879 --> 00:15:56,678 Cassie, what you doing? 175 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:57,998 (WATER RUNS) 176 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,358 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 177 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,879 Cassie, what you doing? 178 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,280 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - Cassie! 179 00:16:06,439 --> 00:16:08,320 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 180 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:16,000 - (URINE TRICKLES) - (SIGHS WITH RELIEF) 181 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,558 (RADIO) And this track has been number one for how many weeks? Six! 182 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,558 Well, let's see where it is tomorrow. 183 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:30,038 We were all singing along here in the studio. Some better than others. 184 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,520 (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 185 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,560 (WOMAN) You were quick. 186 00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:04,398 I've told you, you don't buy owt from round there. 187 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,477 - It's half a mile to the top shops. - I don't care. 188 00:17:07,479 --> 00:17:09,718 (MAURICE) I'll take 'em back, then, shall I? 189 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,800 I'll have me change. 190 00:17:13,239 --> 00:17:14,439 I'll have me fag. 191 00:17:20,879 --> 00:17:22,879 It's about time you wrote a letter back. 192 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,798 Yeah... I'm gonna. 193 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,320 (WOMAN) He's still your brother. 194 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,360 Hey. 195 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,838 - You have to try and get on. - Eh? 196 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,600 With Irene and her two. 197 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,600 Suitcase? Bit of a hint, innit? 198 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:04,477 Oh, it's about t'best use of the space that we've got between us, that's all. 199 00:18:04,479 --> 00:18:05,560 (TREVOR) Right. 200 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:11,000 Get some bloody clothes on, will you? (SIGHS) 201 00:18:16,879 --> 00:18:18,798 - Not caught it yet? - Eh? 202 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,117 Moby Dick. 203 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:22,000 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 204 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,758 Password? 205 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,437 Which one? 206 00:18:44,439 --> 00:18:47,280 - Summat to do with fish. - Chips. 207 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,280 - Is your Trevor up yet? - No. 208 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,160 Oh. 209 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,598 You off with us tonight? 210 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,437 - Where? - Down t'ponds. 211 00:18:58,439 --> 00:19:00,280 - You coming? - Course. 212 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:05,160 - Er, is that for Trev? - Uh-oh! Yeah. 213 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:06,840 Love letter, is it? 214 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:09,239 Is it? 215 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,600 I'm off out to play, Mam. 216 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,400 (MALCOLM) Excuse me. 217 00:19:17,879 --> 00:19:19,080 Erm... 218 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,439 Erm... 219 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,520 Oh. Thanks, love. 220 00:19:48,239 --> 00:19:51,160 - Is your Malcolm in? - No, he's gone on an errand for me. 221 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,879 Ready, ready? Watch this shot. 222 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,479 - (GRUNTS) - That's rubbish. 223 00:20:21,439 --> 00:20:23,998 - (GRUNTS) - Hey, hey! 224 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,200 Whoo! Whoo! 225 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,439 (DAVE) Hold on! Hold on! 226 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,840 Strike! 227 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,598 - Is that a blank tape? - No. 228 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,398 - Do you want it? - Yes. 229 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,640 I haven't got one. 230 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,200 - I gave you one. - But I've used it. 231 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,358 Well, this is for you anyway. 232 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,237 I'm doing you a tape. 233 00:22:00,239 --> 00:22:02,680 - Why? Am I going in hospital again? - No. 234 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,558 I just thought I'd do you one. 235 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,558 I said I would. Summer special. 236 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,760 Summer special? Yeah. So I can remember? 237 00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:14,518 - Yeah. - Instead of all that stuff I don't want 238 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,918 what gets stuck and I can't get it out. 239 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,239 - Eh? - Yasser Arafat and that. 240 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,280 I'm gone in the head, me, aren't I, Trev? 241 00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:25,520 Yeah. 242 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,318 Your mam says you can come with me. 243 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,998 She's getting me some cheese triangles. 244 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,640 Look after you, she says. 245 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,320 For better, for worse. 246 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,640 (BLOWS) 247 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,119 We need to go and get some bait. 248 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,838 - This is the best summer of my life. - Come on. 249 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:04,358 ♪ If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago 250 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,998 ♪ Where did you come from? Where did you go? 251 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,758 ♪ Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? 252 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,318 ♪ If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago 253 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,398 ♪ Where did you come from? Where did you go? 254 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,678 ♪ Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? 255 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,160 (CHEERING) 256 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:26,237 ♪ If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago 257 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:27,998 ♪ Where did you come from? Where did you go? 258 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,838 ♪ Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? 259 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:33,318 ♪ If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago 260 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,158 ♪ Where did you come from? Where did you go? 261 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,518 ♪ Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? 262 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:40,318 Hey! Over here! 263 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,838 Hey! 264 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:45,798 If we don't get rescued soon, I'll have to cut you open and drink your blood. 265 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,798 Just before you do, I managed to catch this shark for us to eat. 266 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,038 Yeah, but it pulls you in and starts to mangle you up. 267 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,838 Yeah, but I managed to stab it with my knife. 268 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,398 Only it's not there cos you've left it on the raft, 269 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,117 so I pick it up and dive in to save you! 270 00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,119 (BOTH YELL) 271 00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:08,877 I'm the shark, right, and I start to chew on your leg. 272 00:24:08,879 --> 00:24:10,877 - Oh, get off! - (GRUNTS) 273 00:24:10,879 --> 00:24:15,040 Get off you, dirty sod! You've slavered all over me leg. Get off! 274 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:17,840 Soz! 275 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,119 - Soz, Dave. - Get lost! 276 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,080 Sorry. 277 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:43,879 It's all right. 278 00:24:49,879 --> 00:24:51,560 (EXCITED CHATTER) 279 00:24:53,439 --> 00:24:55,600 Come on! 280 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,078 You're not even doing it properly. Do it again. 281 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,598 - Tosser. - What? 282 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,877 Leave it. He's an Edlington. 283 00:25:06,879 --> 00:25:08,879 (ENGINE REVS) 284 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,158 Can I get these and a pint of red, please? 285 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,680 Yeah, of course you can, mate. 286 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:33,840 - Thanks. - There you go. 287 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:35,600 (CASH REGISTER BEEPING) 288 00:25:39,479 --> 00:25:41,877 My mam says thanks for the calamine lotion. 289 00:25:41,879 --> 00:25:44,760 - We used it all. I got you a new one. - Thanks, love. 290 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:48,520 Is Cassie in? 291 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,479 Er, not for you, love. 292 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,200 (YELLS) 293 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,638 (BOY) Tough on crime. 294 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,398 Tough on the causes of crime. 295 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,117 Tough on crime. Tough on the causes of crime. 296 00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:32,798 Tough on crime. 297 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,437 Tough on the causes of crime. 298 00:26:34,439 --> 00:26:35,798 Turn this over. It's crap. 299 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:39,838 That was a partly political broadcast. (MIMICS TV STATIC) Now... 300 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,760 (POGO) Could do with a video camera. 301 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,080 When I catch that fish, you can be on the news. 302 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,718 I thought it was a yellow submarine when I first saw it. 303 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:56,558 Then she swirled around and dived back down to the depths. 304 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,840 Just a ripple. 305 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,080 (BEEPS) 306 00:27:02,439 --> 00:27:04,518 - (BEEPS) - (LAUGHS) 307 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,998 He's gonna shoot. He shoots! He scores. 308 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,600 Yes! Get in! 309 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:14,158 I'm off to call her Nessie. What if she pulls me in and drags me round t'pond? 310 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,400 You'll have to give me the kiss of life, Trev. 311 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:18,920 Malcolm! 312 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,360 - What you got? - Maggots. 313 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,119 I'll get a mixing bowl. Take these in for us, Malc. 314 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,000 - Cassie. Just give us... - I don't talk to poofs. 315 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,479 (POGO) They're still wriggling. 316 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,237 What's she say that for? 317 00:27:50,239 --> 00:27:52,758 - What did you want her for? - Private. 318 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,640 - I thought she'd finished with you. - Get lost! 319 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,800 I did get lost once. In the Arndale. 320 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,800 My mam was looking for me everywhere. We passed each other on the escalator. 321 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,838 Why do we have to wait till tonight to catch this fish with your Trev? 322 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,160 I've told you. It's too hot. They don't feed much during the t'day. 323 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:30,520 That's a leg. 324 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,437 You should have stuck her down on a bit of card. Corn flakes box or summat. 325 00:28:37,439 --> 00:28:41,879 Yeah, but I like fitting all the bits together. Save the best bits till last. 326 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,798 - You off fishing? - Come with us if you want. 327 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:53,117 I'm off up the arcade. Golden Nugget. 328 00:28:53,119 --> 00:28:56,280 There's a couple of new games. They're dead good. I went last night. 329 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,237 - Has stopped stinging, then? - Yeah. 330 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:00,638 What did you do? 331 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,198 Maurice Edlington threw us in some nettles. 332 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,840 I only had me shorts on cos it were hot. 333 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,477 (POTS CLANK) 334 00:29:16,479 --> 00:29:18,600 (TRAFFIC REPORT ON RADIO) 335 00:29:28,479 --> 00:29:30,680 (POTS CLANK) 336 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,280 - (SIGHS) - (DOOR CLOSES) 337 00:29:45,239 --> 00:29:49,119 How could you put a fish on a tape? You couldn't, could you? 338 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,518 Unless it was a dolphin. 339 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,160 (CLICKS AND SQUEAKS) 340 00:29:55,479 --> 00:29:57,038 - Hey, Pogo. - What? 341 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,278 - I'm fishing. - (FISHING ROD WHIRS) 342 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,518 Whoa! 343 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,477 (SQUEAKS) 344 00:30:02,479 --> 00:30:03,758 Whoa! 345 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,838 (SQUEAKS) 346 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,560 That's a bloody peacock, innit? 347 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,678 (ROCK MUSIC) 348 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,680 - Who's this? - Trev's band. 349 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,400 Him and Vic and Maurice Edlington. Innit, Trev? 350 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,398 Your band. They were ace. 351 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,598 They used to practise in t'shed and leave door open, so we could hear, 352 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,598 and we'd all be doing head banging in the back, like... 353 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,160 (GRUNTS) 354 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,320 Hi, Cassie. 355 00:30:41,479 --> 00:30:43,920 (BOTH LAUGH) 356 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,439 (MOTORBIKE APPROACHES) 357 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,640 (ENGINE REVS) 358 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,918 - I'm thinking of having me hair cut. - I'll do it for you. 359 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,558 I might go into town. Number one round here. 360 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,439 - Have it red on top. - It'll look nice. 361 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,117 My mam says it'll look like a carbuncle. 362 00:31:20,119 --> 00:31:22,117 - A what? - A boil. 363 00:31:22,119 --> 00:31:23,237 What did you say? 364 00:31:23,239 --> 00:31:25,998 I told her she looks like a walnut in a wig. 365 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,680 - Give us a fag. - Sod off! 366 00:31:29,119 --> 00:31:30,720 - (CASSIE) Is your Mam old? - No. 367 00:31:31,479 --> 00:31:32,840 Just looks it. 368 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,520 (POGO PLAYS KAZOO) 369 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,518 We used to have a majorette's uniform at our house. 370 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,918 My mam said it's what I used to wear, but it isn't. 371 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,918 You know you said one of them songs you did 372 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,877 was about a bird you once went out with? 373 00:31:56,879 --> 00:31:58,198 Yeah. 374 00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,838 - And she chucked you, right? - Right. 375 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,237 So, how long did it take you to get over it? 376 00:32:04,239 --> 00:32:06,318 (EXHALES) 377 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,479 A broken heart never mends, Malc. 378 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,800 Oh, shit. 379 00:32:13,439 --> 00:32:16,158 Can't you stop your Cassie going out with Maurice Edlington? 380 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,158 - (TREVOR) For you? - (MALCOLM) For hersen. 381 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,477 He's turning her against everybody and that. Don't you reckon? 382 00:32:21,479 --> 00:32:25,080 It's not for me to tell her, is it? She's not my proper sister. 383 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,598 - Do you hate him? - Course I don't. 384 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,560 His brother were your best mate, wasn't he? 385 00:32:31,479 --> 00:32:35,918 They used to be a couple of good kids, Vic and Maurice, before everything. 386 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,080 Yeah. 387 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,600 (FISHING ROD WHIRS) 388 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,280 (MOTORBIKE ENGINE REVS) 389 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,038 You can't make somebody like you, Malc. 390 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,237 No, I know that. I can't stop thinking about her, though. 391 00:33:12,239 --> 00:33:14,237 Well, there's nowt you can do about it. 392 00:33:14,239 --> 00:33:17,758 I sometimes try to astral-project myself into her bedroom. 393 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,398 - Eh? - (MALCOLM) I don't mean to do owt. 394 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,520 I mean, just to put my thoughts into her head. 395 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,038 It's sending me mad. 396 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,598 When I play them arcade games, I sometimes wish I could get inside 397 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,680 and never come out again, like in that film. 398 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,640 You won't say owt to her, will you? 399 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,117 I mean, you can tell her what an ace kid I am and that. 400 00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:42,437 - No. I won't say owt. - Pogo? 401 00:33:42,439 --> 00:33:45,760 If I was a majorette, why haven't I got a bugle? 402 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,119 I think I'll get off. 403 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,080 (TREVOR) OK. See you. 404 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,477 I've got a sailor's cap, but that doesn't mean I was in the navy. 405 00:34:02,479 --> 00:34:03,680 And a Davy Crockett hat. 406 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,117 - Do me a summer special now. - If you like. 407 00:34:09,119 --> 00:34:12,117 Can I have a love song, so I can remember Malcolm in love in my summer? 408 00:34:12,119 --> 00:34:14,720 (LAUGHS) Yeah, I'll give it a go. 409 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,360 (STRUMS GUITAR) 410 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,479 I'm off for my dinner now, Trev. Bye. 411 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,720 Bye. 412 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,437 (DOOR OPENS) 413 00:34:25,439 --> 00:34:26,800 (DOOR CLOSES) 414 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,160 (GUITAR MUSIC) 415 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:07,400 (TREVOR) ♪ Now my friends, it's time for me to go 416 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:17,119 ♪ And where I'm headed, only the good Lord knows 417 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,879 ♪ Sometimes I wonder 418 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,280 ♪ If I close this door 419 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:34,198 - ♪ Will I feel I've belonged here - Hello. Good boy. 420 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,280 - ♪ Before? - Walkies. 421 00:35:39,879 --> 00:35:44,439 ♪ Will I feel I've belonged here before? 422 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:53,920 ♪ Lady of the lake, she fishes all alone 423 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,038 ♪ All the days that we can make 424 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,040 ♪ By calling here a home 425 00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,600 ♪ Sometimes I wonder 426 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,119 ♪ If I close this door... 427 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,318 Pogo is a nutcase! She's a fruit and nut case! 428 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,078 - Bugger off! - Oi! Don't you swear at her, you loony. 429 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,798 (CHILDREN) Pogo is a nutcase! She's a fruit and nut case! 430 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,477 Pogo is a nutcase! She's a fruit and nut case! 431 00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:33,237 You're bloody mental, you lot. You wet the bed. 432 00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:36,477 - Are you a girl or a boy? - It's a monkey nut! 433 00:36:36,479 --> 00:36:39,798 I'm not a monkey nut, you bloody buggering arsehole! 434 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,800 (CHILDREN LAUGH) 435 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:46,998 Oi! 436 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,840 (TREVOR) ♪ It's time for me to see where my will and wheels may take me 437 00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:59,360 ♪ Round the curve, will I hold my nerve? Cos there's no braking 438 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,760 ♪ Sometimes I wonder 439 00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,760 ♪ What if I close this door? 440 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:17,840 ♪ Will I feel I belonged here before? 441 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,400 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 442 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:27,119 ♪ Will I feel I've belonged here before? 443 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,477 We see this fish. I swear to God, it was like a pig. 444 00:37:31,479 --> 00:37:35,278 It had everything except an 'airy back. It was the one, wasn't it? 445 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,838 Something like that. 446 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,558 The tail... What, that? 447 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,000 That long. Summat like that. 448 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,200 (TREVOR HUMS) 449 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:53,119 ♪ Sometimes I wonder 450 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,439 ♪ What if I close this door? 451 00:37:59,479 --> 00:38:04,558 ♪ Will I feel I've belonged here at all? 452 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:06,080 (MOTORBIKE ENGINE REVS) 453 00:38:20,119 --> 00:38:21,800 I'll finish the song later. 454 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,119 I need to tell you summat. 455 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,040 You see... 456 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,680 ..there's not really much room at home. 457 00:38:33,439 --> 00:38:35,398 I'm getting under people's feet a bit. 458 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,439 And... 459 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:41,920 Well, there i'n't no places, flats and that, round here, so... 460 00:38:44,439 --> 00:38:45,760 ..I'm moving out. 461 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,760 Only to town. 462 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,918 My Auntie Betty in Hexthorpe works in Pennywise 463 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:56,718 and she says there might be a job coming up. 464 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,920 You know, just in the warehouse, moving boxes. 465 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,400 I think I'm sorted for somewhere to stay for now. 466 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:10,280 I've a mate, got a flat near the hospital. Says I can stop with him. 467 00:39:11,439 --> 00:39:12,479 It's all right. 468 00:39:13,879 --> 00:39:15,920 It'll do till I find somewhere. 469 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,518 Course, I won't be able to take my tackle with me, 470 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,160 so I'll leave you in charge. 471 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,439 I'll tell my dad to let you come in the shed if you want. 472 00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:32,560 I'll miss you. 473 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,160 I can't stay here, though, can I? 474 00:39:38,439 --> 00:39:40,560 I can't take you with me. 475 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,280 You look after things here. 476 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,998 Oh, daft ha'p'orth. 477 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,998 (TREVOR) I'll come back and see you. 478 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,800 I'll do some tapes. 479 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,640 Look after your mum and Trevor's shed. 480 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,158 Look after all the gear 481 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,479 for when we go on some more fishing expeditions. 482 00:40:04,479 --> 00:40:07,479 Think about those weekends down at Decoy Ponds, eh? 483 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,720 Love you. 484 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,398 I'm helping Trevor mix our secret bait now. 485 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,040 All right, love. 486 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,280 (DOOR OPENS) 487 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,160 (DOOR CLOSES) 488 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,040 (MAURICE) I wish I could sod off. 489 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,640 - (CASSIE) Where? - Anywhere. 490 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:10,320 I would, but with me dad gone, and me brother... 491 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:12,840 ..I'm stuck. 492 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,239 What about me? 493 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,477 D'you hear about them two kids in Rossington? 494 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,518 Parents didn't want 'em going out together 495 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:27,920 and her dad got a job somewhere else, so they were gonna be moving away. 496 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,320 - Do you know what they did? - What? 497 00:41:31,879 --> 00:41:37,400 They stood between the rails, hand in hand, in front of the London train. 498 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,040 I could do that. 499 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,558 Maurice, don't say that! 500 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,360 Oh, I could. Maybe I could do it for you. 501 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:49,920 Really? 502 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,400 No. 503 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,437 - You don't spell it like that, do you? - What? 504 00:41:58,439 --> 00:42:00,080 - Cassie. - Yeah. 505 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,477 - I've spelt it with a K. - Where? 506 00:42:04,479 --> 00:42:06,998 - I've tattooed it on my leg! - You lie. 507 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,998 - No, no, no. I have. - You daft git! Let's have a look! 508 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,198 Help! Somebody help me! 509 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,798 Get off! 510 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,638 Missus! Help! Get off! 511 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,640 (TRAIN PASSES OVERHEAD) 512 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,117 (DAVE) That time we saw that couple 513 00:42:24,119 --> 00:42:27,398 and we thought she had a bandage round her knee, but it were her knickers. 514 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,117 (LAUGHS AND MIMICS CAMERA CLICKING) 515 00:42:29,119 --> 00:42:32,439 (MALCOLM) It's me! Malcolm Panks! I'm not anybody! 516 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,760 You've got me mixed up with somebody else! Honest! 517 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,477 Look, I can't keep still any longer. 518 00:42:38,479 --> 00:42:40,437 My nettle rash is itching. 519 00:42:40,439 --> 00:42:42,080 Just let me scratch, right? 520 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,798 Don't drop the boulder on me head. 521 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,918 I'm getting neck ache, for fuck's sake! 522 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,117 If it's about Cassie Buckfield, 523 00:42:50,119 --> 00:42:53,237 I used to go out with her, but I finished with her. 524 00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:54,998 Is it because of that? 525 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,838 I'm suffocating! 526 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,598 Eh, Panksy, what's up? 527 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,918 What are you talking to yourself for? 528 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,360 Who you talking to? 529 00:43:07,439 --> 00:43:08,838 Have they gone? 530 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,358 - Who? - Them kids. 531 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,477 - What did they do? - Nearly killed me. 532 00:43:14,479 --> 00:43:16,119 Crazy! They're nutters! 533 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:20,078 - Did you see 'em? - One of 'em had Doc Martens, I think. 534 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,638 (DAVE) What did they say? 535 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:22,998 One of 'em just said, 536 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,678 "We've got a boulder here and we're gonna cave your head in if you move." 537 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,078 (DAVE) What are you gonna do? 538 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:31,278 I'm off home. I keep getting smacked in every time I come out! 539 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,280 (SHANE AND DAVE LAUGH) 540 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,160 (POGO HUMS) 541 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,040 (SPORTS COMMENTARY ON TV) 542 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,000 ♪ Mix it up and make it nice 543 00:44:01,479 --> 00:44:02,918 (SPITS) 544 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,798 ♪ Goes the weasel 545 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,718 ♪ Mix me a match, catch me a catch 546 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:11,040 ♪ Walk three times backwards round it 547 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,479 And you will see the fish you're going to marry. 548 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,758 Who'd marry you, monkey nut? 549 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,200 (SNIFFS) 550 00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:26,640 (SOBS) 551 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,520 Will you get Trevor, please? 552 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,320 (SPORTS COMMENTARY ON TV) 553 00:44:53,119 --> 00:44:55,119 (HUMS) 554 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,000 (SNIFFS) 555 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:15,038 ♪ I love thee, Lord Jesus 556 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:19,237 ♪ I ask thee to stay 557 00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:23,358 ♪ Close by me for ever 558 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,840 ♪ And love me I pray 559 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:31,479 ♪ Oh, Jesus is a f... 560 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,798 ♪ Jesus is a f... 561 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,800 (SOBS) 562 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:41,680 Wash your mouth out with soap and water! 563 00:45:43,119 --> 00:45:45,520 ♪ Jesus is a... 564 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,840 (SOBS) 565 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:59,000 (MUMBLES) 566 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,640 Hey, it's all right, it's all right. I'm here. 567 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,080 - I'm here. - (SOBS) 568 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,520 You're not supposed to eat it. 569 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,080 It's bait for the carp. 570 00:46:24,879 --> 00:46:26,160 (GASPS) 571 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,119 (SOBS) 572 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,720 That's a good mix. 573 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,237 I think you mixed that well. 574 00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,838 Not too soft or it'll come off the hook when you cast out. 575 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,920 Not too hard or the hook won't connect when you strike. 576 00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:15,720 This is just right. We'll put all this in the bait boxes, eh? 577 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:17,760 Eh? 578 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,040 You fill this one. 579 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,080 I got this recipe out of Angler's Mail. 580 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,518 They did a thing about special bait for carp. 581 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,040 High protein. 582 00:47:45,879 --> 00:47:49,678 You can feed 'em on owt, though, if they're used to finding it. 583 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,160 Banana, even. 584 00:47:59,119 --> 00:48:00,280 It's all right. 585 00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:03,000 I'm here. 586 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,520 Hiya, Trev. We've come to help you get t'tackle ready. 587 00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:14,558 Hiya, Pogo. Is me mam doing us some sandwiches and a flask? 588 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,798 - She might do you. - I'm borrowing a proper rod. 589 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,400 - Me mam's getting it this afternoon. - Well, what sort? 590 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,358 - A fishing rod. - Yeah, I know, but what type? 591 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:27,117 Is it a float rod, carp rod, pike rod, ledger rod? 592 00:48:27,119 --> 00:48:29,080 Me uncle got it at Bridlington. 593 00:48:29,879 --> 00:48:32,158 - A sea-fishing rod? - Yeah. 594 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,200 You can't... Oh, it'll do. 595 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:38,038 - How long are we staying out for? - Will we need to take sleeping bags? 596 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,877 (DAVE) It gets cold at night. 597 00:48:39,879 --> 00:48:42,038 I'm taking a pair of my mam's old tights. 598 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,237 You poof. 599 00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:45,479 They keep your legs warm, don't they, Trev? 600 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,918 You wear women's tights? 601 00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,520 Sometimes. 602 00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:52,119 What's it like? 603 00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,198 Look, you two can be putting the rods and the bank sticks in my bag. 604 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,600 It's all out there. 605 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,040 You all right now? 606 00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:06,760 I think I need to use the toilet. 607 00:49:07,479 --> 00:49:09,640 Come on. I'll take you home. 608 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,320 I bet it's dead spooky down there at night, don't you? 609 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,198 Yeah. We might see a ghost. 610 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,398 Whooo! 611 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,158 Very funny. 612 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,877 - Hey, you're fishing, right? - Right. 613 00:49:36,879 --> 00:49:38,437 There's this ghost behind you 614 00:49:38,439 --> 00:49:41,278 with his head tucked under his arm. 615 00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,398 - And you swing back to cast out. - Yeah. 616 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,119 And you hook his head. 617 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,998 Then it goes... ptoooooh 618 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,918 into the middle of the pond. Then it goes... (MIMICS SPLASH) 619 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,840 - (CHUCKLES) That would be funny. - Wouldn't it? 620 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,400 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 621 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,877 (WOMAN) There's a notepad in t'cupboard. 622 00:50:40,879 --> 00:50:41,998 I'm not writing. 623 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,239 You are. 624 00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:45,200 There's nowt to put. 625 00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:49,280 Mam's on a date? Ooh! 626 00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:50,760 Hey. 627 00:50:54,119 --> 00:50:56,239 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 628 00:51:01,119 --> 00:51:03,160 (WOMAN) She's having a bit of a lie-down. 629 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,680 She'll be right as rain in an hour or so. 630 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,760 I'll look after her. 631 00:51:11,479 --> 00:51:12,800 Oh, I know you will. 632 00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,560 Anyway, you've got to take her. 633 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,640 I'm off out. 634 00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,798 - Oh? - Hmm. 635 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,479 Next door's asked me to go with 'em up t'club for a couple of hours. 636 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,000 - What do you think? - You should. 637 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,638 It's a change of scenery, innit? 638 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,760 Not the bingo. I can't stand that. 639 00:51:38,879 --> 00:51:40,360 You don't think I'm being...? 640 00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:42,600 Go. 641 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:47,200 Yeah. 642 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,998 (GENTLE SITAR MUSIC) 643 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,119 Cassie. 644 00:51:56,879 --> 00:51:59,560 Cassie, it's me, Malcolm. 645 00:52:01,479 --> 00:52:03,680 I'm sending my brain waves out to you. 646 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,160 They're in the street. 647 00:52:08,119 --> 00:52:10,439 They're coming in through your letterbox. 648 00:52:11,119 --> 00:52:12,600 up your stairs, 649 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:14,640 under your bedroom door. 650 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,479 I'm in your room. 651 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,237 I'm sat next to you. 652 00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:27,358 Don't be scared. It's just a close encounter. 653 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,800 Can you feel my love reaching out? 654 00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:33,160 I love you. 655 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,040 I've got one of your hair slides. 656 00:52:44,439 --> 00:52:46,640 I nicked it from your kitchen the other day. 657 00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,640 Can you feel me kissing you? 658 00:52:59,439 --> 00:53:01,879 Oh, Cassie, please be me girlfriend. 659 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:07,117 Look, Maurice Edlington don't love you, not the way I do. 660 00:53:07,119 --> 00:53:08,160 (MRS PANKS) Malcolm! 661 00:53:09,479 --> 00:53:11,877 Hang on. Me mam's shouting me. 662 00:53:11,879 --> 00:53:13,280 (MRS PANKS) What are you doing? 663 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,680 (LOUD FUNK MUSIC) 664 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,758 (LOUD FUNK MUSIC) 665 00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,680 Never been cleaned since you've had it, by the looks of it. 666 00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:46,879 - How many are you feeding? - Me and David. 667 00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,918 Well, go easy with the butter. That's all there is. 668 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,439 - (LOUD FUNK MUSIC CONTINUES) - Cassie! 669 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,879 Cassie! (SIGHS) 670 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,479 Go and tell her to turn it down, will you? 671 00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,160 Cassie! 672 00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:12,879 Cassie! 673 00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:18,678 (TURNS OFF MUSIC) 674 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,520 Sorry. Your mam says turn it down. 675 00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:25,720 - Down's not off. - (TURNS MUSIC ON AT LOWER VOLUME) 676 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,479 Thanks. 677 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,800 - Where are you off? - Why? 678 00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,280 - Are you off out with Maurice? - What if I am? 679 00:54:37,879 --> 00:54:40,360 - I'm trying to... - I can look after myself, thank you. 680 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,518 I'm not a little kid. 681 00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,879 I'm not half-baked like that Pogo. 682 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,798 Just be careful around him. 683 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,358 Maurice is a laugh. 684 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,760 He's not boring like you and everybody else around here. 685 00:54:52,439 --> 00:54:55,920 I don't need you trying to tell me how to run my life. Look at your own. 686 00:54:56,879 --> 00:54:58,600 What do you do, eh? 687 00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:00,600 What do you do? 688 00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:03,360 Pathetic. 689 00:55:06,119 --> 00:55:07,800 (TURNS UP MUSIC) 690 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:11,598 - (TURNS OFF MUSIC) - Just leave my stuff alone, will you? 691 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,198 Get out! Go on. Get out. This is my room! 692 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,117 - It used to be mine. - Yeah, well... 693 00:55:16,119 --> 00:55:18,998 It doesn't mean you can just waltz in whenever you like. 694 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,158 Get out, go on! Go and play with your floats! 695 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:24,119 His brother Vic is away because of a girl. 696 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:28,239 - What? - His brother is in prison. 697 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,080 What did he do? 698 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:35,879 He took her in t'woods. 699 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:40,040 She thought they were just going for a walk. 700 00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:43,000 It finished their family. 701 00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:47,920 Kids at school would shout things about Vic and Maurice'd go berserk. 702 00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,237 I mean, like, really crazy. 703 00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:52,720 He's eaten up with it, Cassie. 704 00:55:53,879 --> 00:55:55,280 It's sent him bad. 705 00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:08,520 I think you've done this room lovely. 706 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,200 Better than when I had it. 707 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:21,520 (DOOR CLOSES) 708 00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:25,239 (INDISTINCT VOICES ON TV) 709 00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:22,918 (TONY BLAIR ON TV) You can put your trust in me and I vow to you, 710 00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:28,038 I shall repay that trust with unstinting service and dedication 711 00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,278 to our party and our country. 712 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,280 - And I shall not let... - (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 713 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,838 (HORN BLARES) 714 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,239 Oi! What are you doing? 715 00:57:44,879 --> 00:57:48,078 (TONY BLAIR ON TV) ..our party are joined together again. 716 00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,358 So you're going to see him for "definate"? 717 00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:54,439 - Yeah. - Well, "definite" is I-N-I not I-N-A. 718 00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,638 (TONY BLAIR ON TV) And I want to see a community 719 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:03,237 where if it's not good enough for my children, 720 00:58:03,239 --> 00:58:07,200 then it's good enough for theirs and anyone else's in our society. 721 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,758 Right. 722 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,720 Sandwiches packed. 723 00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,360 Now, you be good. 724 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,640 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 725 00:58:31,239 --> 00:58:33,198 - Mam, Mam! - What? 726 00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:34,760 - Where are you off? - Out. 727 00:58:35,119 --> 00:58:36,638 - Can I come? - No. 728 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,200 - Go on! - Get off home to your dad. 729 00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,360 Fucking kids these days, I tell ya. 730 00:59:01,879 --> 00:59:03,400 Well, it'll give us more space. 731 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,360 Won't it? 732 00:59:06,239 --> 00:59:07,360 Yeah, I suppose, so. 733 00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:11,400 He needs to find somewhere. 734 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:13,400 (SIGHS) 735 00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:16,800 - When are you going to tell him? - I'm getting there. 736 00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:19,678 - Oh, aye? - Yes, I've broached it. 737 00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:21,400 Broached it? 738 00:59:21,879 --> 00:59:24,479 - I'll tell him, shall I? - You bloody well won't. 739 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,117 (DAVE) We're here. What time do you call this? 740 00:59:33,119 --> 00:59:35,518 (TREVOR) We're ready to go, when you are, yeah? 741 00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:37,520 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 742 00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:57,000 ♪ The sea calls 743 00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:01,160 ♪ Out to an old hand 744 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:05,560 ♪ To go sailing to new lands 745 01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:08,879 ♪ They pay for your worth 746 01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:13,600 ♪ Bread, drink and a berth 747 01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:19,360 ♪ Ah, honey 748 01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,800 (MOTORBIKE ENGINE REVS) 749 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,920 ♪ I've got to go 750 01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:36,119 ♪ The ship took 751 01:00:37,119 --> 01:00:40,280 ♪ The crew off to new lands 752 01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:44,920 ♪ The boson piped all hands 753 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,160 ♪ And with it you'll go 754 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,520 ♪ A journey to the unknown 755 01:00:55,879 --> 01:00:58,877 ♪ Ah, honey 756 01:00:58,879 --> 01:01:00,080 - Hi! - Come on! 757 01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:06,680 ♪ I've got to go 758 01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:10,320 (SONG CONTINUES QUIETLY) 759 01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,360 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 760 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:20,680 ♪ I've got to go 761 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:32,760 (BEEPING) 762 01:01:37,439 --> 01:01:39,080 Lend us 20p? 763 01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:41,239 Ten, then? 764 01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:48,638 - (SHANE) Where's me reel? - (DAVE) I want to get started! 765 01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:50,600 (POGO) Don't be in such a rush, eh, Trev? 766 01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:52,918 Don't stamp about on the banks. 767 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:54,918 I've told you, you'll scare the fish off. 768 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,479 - Have you seen my reel? - No. 769 01:01:58,439 --> 01:02:01,758 - What are you doing? - (WATER SPLASHES) 770 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,838 - Do you see that? - Where? 771 01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:06,678 (SHANE) I'm looking for the reel your Trev lent me. 772 01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:08,318 Out there. A big splash. 773 01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:11,400 - (DAVE) You did put it in the box? - I thought you did. 774 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,200 - What was it? - (POGO) It's gone now. 775 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,160 - What are you doing? - I'm hungry. 776 01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:20,838 There's supposed to be some dead big pike in here. 777 01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,117 (TREVOR) Supposed to be. 778 01:02:22,119 --> 01:02:25,920 This wasn't no pike. This was a Golders Green yellow submarine, eh, Trev? 779 01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:31,038 Shall I throw a bit of sandwich in, see if it comes up for it? Periscope up. 780 01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,879 Ah, beetroot sandwich. Mmm. 781 01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:36,038 Chuck some of that bread in what makes ducks sink. 782 01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:39,798 Yeah. Achtung! Depth charge! Dive! Dive! 783 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,439 Keep it quiet! 784 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,439 (BEEPING) 785 01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:15,479 - Five p? - Piss off. 786 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:22,200 Give us a swig of cider. 787 01:03:24,879 --> 01:03:26,520 You never tell me about yourself. 788 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:29,119 No. I let other people do that. 789 01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:32,358 I don't listen to what other people have to say. 790 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:33,598 Good. 791 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:38,798 Well, if I don't tell you owt and you don't listen to gossip, 792 01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:40,518 we could last a fair bit. 793 01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,160 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. If you want us to. 794 01:03:50,119 --> 01:03:52,558 (GROANS) I can't find me reel. 795 01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:55,117 We've got to have put it in the tackle bag! 796 01:03:55,119 --> 01:03:58,598 Shh. You have to keep quiet when you're fishing. 797 01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,598 (DAVE) You're an expert, are you, Pogo? 798 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:01,720 I'm going to be. 799 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:06,358 (SHANE) I'm going to have to go back and get it. Come with us. 800 01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:09,838 - I'm not. You go. - Oh, come on. 801 01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:11,119 - Trev? - What? 802 01:04:12,119 --> 01:04:14,718 - Put me hook on for us. - In a minute. 803 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:17,358 He's doing mine first. You'll have to wait. 804 01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:18,800 - Pogo? - What? 805 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:33,560 Can I kiss your girlfriend? 806 01:04:37,879 --> 01:04:39,520 I wanna do what you want. 807 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:43,040 - I don't wanna say... - What? 808 01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,998 - You get me confused. - How? 809 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,560 Well, I get scared, all right? 810 01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:49,280 What about? 811 01:04:50,119 --> 01:04:52,758 Well, I'm... I'm scared 812 01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:55,758 if you know how much I think about you, 813 01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:57,520 you'll get scared and leave me. 814 01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:02,598 I don't get scared. I'm hard me. 815 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:04,040 Steel. 816 01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:08,560 (GROANS) 817 01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:13,078 (GROANS) 818 01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:15,479 - You all right? - Fuck off, bastard. 819 01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:25,840 (QUIZ HOST) Couple of announcements before the bingo. 820 01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:30,838 Correction to picture quiz last night. 821 01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:33,080 Question number ten. 822 01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:37,638 Aye. Yeah. I can only go on what's written in front of me. 823 01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:40,320 - (AUDIENCE GROANS) - Come on! 824 01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:43,758 (QUIZ HOST) After consideration, 825 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:48,318 I have to concede that photo was Tony Blair 826 01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:51,877 and not, as was on my answer sheet, Bobby Darin. 827 01:05:51,879 --> 01:05:53,477 (LAUGHTER) 828 01:05:53,479 --> 01:05:58,798 So any as put Tony Blair and were on 23 points, 829 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,918 I think that were Archie's table, 830 01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:02,918 we'll sort out a meat board for you. 831 01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:04,718 We can't give you the meat board what won 832 01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:06,558 as t'sausages have been had, so I'm told. 833 01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:07,877 Yeah! 834 01:06:07,879 --> 01:06:11,320 Right, so it's Tony Blair for number ten. 835 01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:13,318 Fat chance of that. 836 01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:14,720 (LAUGHTER) 837 01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:17,840 (QUIZ HOST) Right. Er, moving on. 838 01:06:18,439 --> 01:06:21,080 Go on! Just clear off. 839 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,520 (TREVOR) Chuck some ground bait in for us, Dave. 840 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:36,720 Belt out a few free offerings, little balls of ground bait. 841 01:06:38,239 --> 01:06:42,158 - Is nobody coming with us? - In a bit. Let me catch summat first. 842 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:45,800 - Where, Trev? - Four swims in line with each rod. 843 01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:51,760 - (DAVE) About there? - (TREVOR) A bit further. 844 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:55,200 - (POGO) Can I start now? - (TREVOR) No, not yet. 845 01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:01,078 (CATAPULT CLICKS) 846 01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:02,318 (WATER SPLASHES) 847 01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:05,040 Come on, Nessie. Come and pick up all them tasty morsels. 848 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,600 (HUMS "JAWS" THEME TUNE) 849 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,040 Quiet! 850 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:20,358 (WATER SPLASHES) 851 01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:21,918 I spy with my little eye... 852 01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:23,998 Something beginning with T. 853 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,439 - Torch. - Tackle box. 854 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:29,237 - You're not playing. - Trumpet. 855 01:07:29,239 --> 01:07:31,520 (HUMS "THE GREAT ESCAPE" THEME TUNE) 856 01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:36,680 Settle down. 857 01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:39,479 Sorry, Trev. I'm getting excited. 858 01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:42,080 I thought you were my mate. 859 01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:48,918 (QUIZ HOST) I shouldn't have to tell you this. 860 01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:52,198 There's already a notice gone up. But I guess some of you can't read. 861 01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,798 It's been brought to the attention of the committee 862 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:57,918 that the area behind the fire doors 863 01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:02,400 is being used by certain individuals as a urinal. 864 01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:06,198 Any person found doing so 865 01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:11,598 will be suspended from club membership forthwith indefinitely. 866 01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:13,278 You have been warned. 867 01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,080 Right, eyes down. 868 01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:21,800 (POGO HUMS "JAWS" THEME TUNE) 869 01:08:25,879 --> 01:08:27,598 (DAVE) Shh! Shut up. 870 01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:31,239 - (POGO) What? - (DAVE) I heard summat. Listen. 871 01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:35,758 It's a ghost! 872 01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:37,998 - Don't. - Huh! 873 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:41,358 I can't see where it's going. It's got no head. 874 01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:42,479 Shut up. 875 01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:51,398 - (SHOUTS) Hiya! - (DAVE) Bloody hell! 876 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:53,080 - What? - (TREVOR) Quiet! 877 01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:57,117 - (MALCOLM) How you doing? - (POGO) I'm doing all right. 878 01:08:57,119 --> 01:08:59,278 - (MALCOLM) How many you got? - (POGO) Eh? 879 01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:01,598 - (MALCOLM) Fish. - (POGO) I've only just started. 880 01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,318 (SHANE) I'm going back on me own, then. 881 01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:05,798 Chuffin' hell! Will you shut up? 882 01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:09,318 Hang on, then. Look after me rod for us, Malc. 883 01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:12,278 Don't catch owt, though. Leave it for when I come back, right? 884 01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:13,560 (MALCOLM) Yeah, sure. 885 01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:22,840 It's great, innit? 886 01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,479 Stars coming out and that. 887 01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:29,320 Everything still. 888 01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,920 It's like a different place at night. 889 01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:37,798 - Same as school. - Eh? 890 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,158 That's different at night. 891 01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:40,280 Hmm. 892 01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:44,000 No, I mean... this bit. 893 01:09:45,879 --> 01:09:47,280 It's sort of special. 894 01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:55,760 Like one of them cathedrals where you have to talk quiet. 895 01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,998 (DISTANT HOWLING) 896 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:03,518 - What's that? - It's Dave turning into a werewolf. 897 01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:04,760 (CHUCKLES) 898 01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,160 (WHISPERS) That star reflected down there. 899 01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:17,200 It's like fishing in the universe. 900 01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:21,520 (KISSING SOUNDS) 901 01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:39,158 - (CLATTERING) - (GUITAR TWANGS) 902 01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:41,360 - Oh, Christ! - Don't stop. 903 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,680 (DAVE AND SHANE HOWL) 904 01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:50,518 (SHANE) The bit where his hand starts to ripple 905 01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:51,838 and the hair starts to grow. 906 01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:55,078 (DAVE) Yeah, and his jaw came right out. It were ace, weren't it? 907 01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:57,080 (BOTH HOWL) 908 01:11:04,439 --> 01:11:07,117 (DAVE GROANS) 909 01:11:07,119 --> 01:11:08,198 (SHANE) What's up? 910 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:11,558 (DAVE) You just poked your finger in my eye! (GROANS) 911 01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:12,678 (SHANE) Oh, soz. 912 01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:14,518 (DAVE SIGHS) I can't see. 913 01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,278 Right in me fucking eyeball! 914 01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:17,998 (SHANE) Soz. Soz, Dave. 915 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,318 (DAVE SIGHS) That bloody hurt! 916 01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:22,158 (SHANE) I said I'm sorry. 917 01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:23,918 (DAVE) You fucking dickhead. 918 01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:26,638 (SHANE) Well, it hurt me when you bit me in the neck before. 919 01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:30,520 What am I suppose tell me mam? Dave Buckfield give me a love bite? 920 01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:33,398 - (DAVE GRUNTS) - (SHANE) Oi! I'm gonna kill you! 921 01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:35,477 (DAVE YELLS) Get off! Get off, you! 922 01:11:35,479 --> 01:11:37,237 (SHANE) I hate you! 923 01:11:37,239 --> 01:11:39,239 (BOTH GRUNT) 924 01:11:42,119 --> 01:11:43,558 Get... Get off! 925 01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:45,119 - What's that? - What? 926 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:47,560 - That lump on your leg? - Nowt! 927 01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:49,560 - What you got on? - Eh? 928 01:11:50,239 --> 01:11:52,758 - Let's have a look. - Get off! 929 01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:53,918 You've got stockings on! 930 01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:55,198 I haven't! 931 01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:57,398 Yeah, you have. What's that, a suspender belt? 932 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:58,918 No! 933 01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:01,437 - Yes, it is! You've got stockings on! - Get off! 934 01:12:01,439 --> 01:12:03,439 (DAVE LAUGHS) 935 01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:12,998 I'm off home. 936 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,198 Didn't your mam have any tights? 937 01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:16,798 She'd only lend me these. 938 01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:19,439 She thinks I'm using 'em to net tiddlers. 939 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:22,117 Don't tell. 940 01:12:22,119 --> 01:12:23,600 Don't tell anyone, Dave. 941 01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:27,040 What do they feel like? 942 01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:30,678 They feel all right. 943 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:33,078 What, sexy? 944 01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:34,479 Yeah, a bit. 945 01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:44,278 What if you'd have got knocked over on t'way round our house? 946 01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:46,200 (SHANE) I know. I were thinking that. 947 01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,760 (MALCOLM) Last time I come here at night, I chucked some magazines in. 948 01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:56,558 What? 949 01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:59,558 Some mucky magazines. My mam found 'em in my bedroom. 950 01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:02,798 She wouldn't let me put 'em in dustbin in case the dustbin man found 'em. 951 01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:07,117 So I got a sack out of the coal shed, put 'em in that, 952 01:13:07,119 --> 01:13:09,718 came down here and... 953 01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:11,239 Pffff! 954 01:13:12,119 --> 01:13:13,760 (MIMICS SPLASH) 955 01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:23,920 Trev? 956 01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:25,800 Hmm? 957 01:13:26,879 --> 01:13:28,640 You know when you get older... 958 01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:31,360 ..do you, like, understand things better? 959 01:13:33,239 --> 01:13:34,280 No. 960 01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:38,560 What happens, then? 961 01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:43,520 You just have more things you don't understand. 962 01:13:50,119 --> 01:13:51,720 Is that why you come fishing? 963 01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:00,078 - I don't wanna get older. - Who does? 964 01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:03,840 Me! I do. You can give me your years if you don't want 'em. 965 01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:09,638 My mam says she still feels 16 in her head. 966 01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:11,040 But she can't do. 967 01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,920 I mean, she never has a laugh or owt. 968 01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:18,439 Do you still feel 16? 969 01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:22,760 - No. - No. 970 01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:26,117 Y-You sort of act like someone in their 20s. 971 01:14:26,119 --> 01:14:27,439 - I am. - Yeah. 972 01:14:30,239 --> 01:14:31,560 This is weird, innit? 973 01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:41,358 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star 974 01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:46,360 ♪ How I wonder what you are 975 01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:53,117 ♪ Up above the world so high 976 01:14:53,119 --> 01:14:58,720 ♪ Like a diamond in the sky 977 01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:04,920 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star 978 01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:10,840 ♪ How I wonder what you are 979 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:16,718 (DAVE) We've come for a reel. 980 01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:18,040 He forgot it. 981 01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:20,160 It's in here somewhere. 982 01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:23,437 - Look for it, then. - It doesn't matter. 983 01:15:23,439 --> 01:15:25,040 (DAVE) Come on, quick! 984 01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:27,998 We didn't know there was anybody in here. 985 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,119 Well, there is. 986 01:15:37,879 --> 01:15:39,000 Found it. 987 01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:43,920 I know you, don't I? 988 01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:47,237 - No. - What's up? 989 01:15:47,239 --> 01:15:49,477 - I know him. - So? 990 01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:51,040 (MAURICE) Don't I? 991 01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:53,080 - No. - What's going on? 992 01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:55,078 Come on, Maurice. Let him out. 993 01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:56,998 Never forget a face. 994 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:59,638 Yesterday, do you remember where it was? 995 01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:02,398 He were down at the ponds yesterday watching a bloke fishing. 996 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,040 You weren't watching something else? 997 01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:07,838 Leave him, Maurice. Let him go now. Don't frighten him. 998 01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:10,918 You're a good runner, aren't you? 999 01:16:10,920 --> 01:16:12,320 No. 1000 01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:15,638 You're a little jack rabbit! 1001 01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:17,998 Tell him, Cassie. He's my mate. Tell him to pack it in. 1002 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,117 (CASSIE) Maurice. 1003 01:16:19,119 --> 01:16:21,718 This little jack rabbit was watching us yesterday. 1004 01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:24,198 - Was it you? - I didn't see anything. 1005 01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:26,638 - There was nothing to see! - I know. 1006 01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:28,798 You enjoy it, watching in the woods? 1007 01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:31,437 - No. - Just a hobby? Like trainspotting? 1008 01:16:31,439 --> 01:16:34,558 Leave him, Maurice, please. He's my mate. He didn't mean anything. 1009 01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:36,437 He won't do it again. Will you? 1010 01:16:36,439 --> 01:16:38,558 (MAURICE) Did we get a five-star rating? 1011 01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:42,119 He doesn't understand what you're on about. Leave it now. Come on. 1012 01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:47,000 - Do you like girls? - Do something! 1013 01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:51,560 - They're all right. (SNIFFS) - Do you know what you are, eh? 1014 01:16:52,119 --> 01:16:53,920 - (SHOUTS) Eh? - Yes. 1015 01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:56,838 - What? - I'm going. Let me out! 1016 01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:58,080 (MAURICE) What? 1017 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:03,358 A pervert. (SOBS) 1018 01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:06,437 He doesn't mean anything. He's just a kid. 1019 01:17:06,439 --> 01:17:09,439 - Don't take it out on him. - Don't take what out on him? 1020 01:17:10,239 --> 01:17:12,477 (MAURICE) We let him get away with it, then? 1021 01:17:12,479 --> 01:17:14,720 We let the dirty little bastard go? 1022 01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:17,638 (SOBS) 1023 01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:19,720 - (YELLS) - (CLATTERING) 1024 01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:22,800 (CHUCKLES) 1025 01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:31,479 Go on! Sod off! 1026 01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:41,119 Don't take what out on him? 1027 01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:44,400 What's Trevor been telling you, then? 1028 01:17:48,239 --> 01:17:50,398 - (DAVE) Come on. - I'm off home. 1029 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,518 (DAVE) Oh, come on. Come on, Shane. 1030 01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:53,680 I'm off in. 1031 01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:55,998 (DAVE) What am I doing, then? 1032 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,360 I'll see ya. 1033 01:18:02,239 --> 01:18:03,400 (DAVE) Hey... 1034 01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:28,600 So what did he tell you, then? 1035 01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:34,160 He was on about what your brother did. 1036 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:38,520 He told me who the girl was. 1037 01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:43,239 It was Pogo, wasn't it? 1038 01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:57,117 (MALCOLM) Why do moths fly into the light? 1039 01:18:57,119 --> 01:18:58,640 Maybe he's afraid of the dark. 1040 01:18:59,439 --> 01:19:01,560 So why don't they just fly about in daytime? 1041 01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:05,358 I still sleep with my curtains open. 1042 01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:10,237 Me mam says God put stars in the sky to keep us from being afraid of the dark. 1043 01:19:10,239 --> 01:19:11,520 I used to be. 1044 01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:13,918 Did you, Trev? 1045 01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:15,400 I can't remember. 1046 01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:18,160 You grow out of all that. 1047 01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:21,877 Trev, can I reel it in to see if my bait's still on? 1048 01:19:21,879 --> 01:19:23,558 It might have come off. Can I check it? 1049 01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:25,040 If you want, yeah. 1050 01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:28,437 - Oh, no. - (FISHING ROD WHIRS) 1051 01:19:28,439 --> 01:19:30,479 - What? - Oh, no, I knew this would happen. 1052 01:19:31,239 --> 01:19:32,877 It's doing it! 1053 01:19:32,879 --> 01:19:34,600 Oh, fuck! There's a fish on it. 1054 01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:37,398 - What do I do? - Strike! Strike! 1055 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:40,318 Oh! There's summat on! 1056 01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:42,598 Oh, it's caught mine! Strike, you fool! 1057 01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:45,237 (GASPS) Oh, bloody bananas! I've got summat here. 1058 01:19:45,239 --> 01:19:47,117 (TREVOR) Keep your rod up! 1059 01:19:47,119 --> 01:19:49,918 - What is it, a carp or a pike? - Carp, I think. 1060 01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:52,117 Feels like an octopus on heat! 1061 01:19:52,119 --> 01:19:54,720 Oh, it's coming in like a wet sack, Trev! 1062 01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:58,598 - (MALCOLM) So's mine. - (POGO) Oh! 1063 01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:00,598 - What is it? - (POGO) Is it Nessie? 1064 01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:02,278 (MALCOLM) What we got? 1065 01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:05,160 (TREVOR) You've caught each other and half a ton of weed. 1066 01:20:06,479 --> 01:20:10,000 Is that all? I had a fish, didn't I? 1067 01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:15,200 Pogo's line must have caught yours when she reeled in. No fish. 1068 01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:18,198 I nearly had a bloody heart attack cos of you! 1069 01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:20,798 Look after me rod, Pogo, while I untangle this lot. 1070 01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:23,078 You shouldn't have been fishing so close. 1071 01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:25,598 - (MALCOLM) I didn't cast it! - Hey, pack it in, you two. 1072 01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:26,800 Knobhead. 1073 01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:29,437 Do you want some help? 1074 01:20:29,439 --> 01:20:31,278 (TREVOR) Yeah. Grab hold of that end. 1075 01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:33,078 (MALCOLM) You'll have to cut the line. 1076 01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:36,000 (TREVOR) I thought we'd found your porn collection, Malc. 1077 01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:56,520 (SNIFFS) 1078 01:21:13,239 --> 01:21:15,278 - (MIMICS GUNSHOT) - (RAISED VOICES OUTSIDE) 1079 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:18,200 If that's what you want. Do what you want. I don't care. 1080 01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:22,920 - Cassie. - (SOBS) 1081 01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:27,560 Turn around. 1082 01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:32,360 Turn around. 1083 01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:47,160 What's this, eh? 1084 01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:49,879 A dead donkey? 1085 01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:53,758 - (FISHING ROD WHIRS) - This is Nessie, this is! 1086 01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:56,439 - Whoa! Hold on! - I can do it. Let me do it. 1087 01:22:57,439 --> 01:23:00,918 She's moving. She's going down. I can feel her getting deeper. 1088 01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:03,237 (WHIRRING SLOWS DOWN) 1089 01:23:03,239 --> 01:23:05,239 - Come on. - Slowing down. 1090 01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:09,160 She's stopped. 1091 01:23:13,879 --> 01:23:15,358 (GRUNTS) 1092 01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:17,879 I can't shift her. She's massive. 1093 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:27,560 (SQUEAKS) 1094 01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:30,358 - (SQUEAKS) - Hmm. 1095 01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:31,437 Yellow submarine. 1096 01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:35,198 Don't try to reel in. You'll snap off. Just hold. Just wait. 1097 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:37,838 When she goes, just let her go. 1098 01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:41,237 There's some reeds down this side. Make sure she doesn't get in them. 1099 01:23:41,239 --> 01:23:44,117 If she goes towards the reeds, just pull her away. 1100 01:23:44,119 --> 01:23:46,439 Keep it tight. Pull sideways. 1101 01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:48,598 And she'll come around. 1102 01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:51,437 - (BREATHES HEAVILY) - (FISHING ROD WHIRS) 1103 01:23:51,439 --> 01:23:53,398 She's going! She's going! We're off! 1104 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:55,398 - (TREVOR) Just let me... - No! Me! Let me! 1105 01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:57,918 Let me tighten the reel. She's taking too much line. 1106 01:23:57,920 --> 01:23:59,838 It must be the Loch Ness Monster! 1107 01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:01,718 Yippee! There she blows! 1108 01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:03,278 Watch what you're doing! Watch it! 1109 01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:05,278 Come on, girl. Come on, Nessie. 1110 01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:08,078 Start to reel in. Keep it tight. 1111 01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:11,078 You're doing great. If the hook's well in her lip, she's yours. 1112 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:14,078 - Can the hook come out? - A big 'un can bend the hook. 1113 01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:16,158 - A fish? - Yeah, sometimes the line just snaps. 1114 01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:19,280 - What, and the hook stays in? - Shut up, will you? Shut it! 1115 01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:22,558 Keep it tight. Don't force it. 1116 01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:25,237 Oh, Trev, she feels fantastic! 1117 01:24:25,239 --> 01:24:27,838 I can feel her muscles trembling through the line. 1118 01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:31,760 - Come on, Nessie. - Come on, Nessie. Come on, girl. 1119 01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:34,477 (MALCOLM) Can you see? 1120 01:24:34,479 --> 01:24:37,038 (TREVOR) Shit! She's had enough. She's tiring. 1121 01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:39,000 Get the net. Pass us the landing net, Malc. 1122 01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:42,360 The landing net, not the bloody keep net! 1123 01:24:43,320 --> 01:24:46,237 - It's better than arcade games, this. - Don't let me lose her. 1124 01:24:46,239 --> 01:24:49,320 Not now. Please. I promise I'll be good. 1125 01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:53,000 Just let me hold her. Just let me see her. 1126 01:24:53,879 --> 01:24:55,718 I won't hurt you, Nessie. I promise. 1127 01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:58,638 - (TREVOR) Come on, Nessie. That's it. - (MALCOLM) There she is! 1128 01:24:58,640 --> 01:25:01,078 - (TREVOR) Come on. Come on. - (MALCOLM) Go on, Trev. 1129 01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:02,560 (TREVOR) Come on, Nessie. 1130 01:25:03,360 --> 01:25:05,479 (MALCOLM) She's huge! 1131 01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:09,398 - I've got her. - (GASPS) 1132 01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:11,640 (TREVOR) Look at this! Look at this! 1133 01:25:12,360 --> 01:25:15,318 - Oh, man! - That's amazing! 1134 01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:17,278 (TREVOR) It must weigh 15, maybe 18 pounds. 1135 01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:20,117 - (POGO) Have I hurt her? - No, I'm taking the hook out now. 1136 01:25:20,119 --> 01:25:22,437 (POGO) Don't make it hurt her, Trev. 1137 01:25:22,439 --> 01:25:24,918 (TREVOR) It won't. There's no barb on these hooks. 1138 01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:26,320 There. Done. 1139 01:25:32,879 --> 01:25:35,080 Does this make it your best summer? 1140 01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:41,000 She's lovely. 1141 01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:45,439 (MALCOLM) It's the biggest fish ever caught here, and you caught it. 1142 01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:51,998 She doesn't like it out here, Trev. 1143 01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:54,638 She wants to go back in the water. Let's put her back now. 1144 01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:56,358 Just let me try and weigh her first. 1145 01:25:56,360 --> 01:25:58,360 - I've got some scales somewhere. - No, no. 1146 01:25:58,879 --> 01:26:00,920 We know it's Nessie. We don't need that. 1147 01:26:01,760 --> 01:26:03,280 Please put her back, Trev. 1148 01:26:04,119 --> 01:26:05,400 It's your catch. 1149 01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:15,358 Her little eye is telling me she wants to go. 1150 01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:17,600 She wants to go back in the water, Trev. 1151 01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:21,320 Come on. We'll let you go. 1152 01:26:22,520 --> 01:26:24,439 I've never seen owt like this. 1153 01:26:38,879 --> 01:26:40,119 That was... 1154 01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:43,080 (EXHALES) 1155 01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:44,877 Yeah. 1156 01:26:44,879 --> 01:26:47,117 (EXHALES) 1157 01:26:47,119 --> 01:26:48,320 It was a bit... 1158 01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:51,477 (EXHALES) Wasn't it? 1159 01:26:51,479 --> 01:26:53,798 (MALCOLM AND TREVOR LAUGH) 1160 01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:55,518 Champion Pogo! 1161 01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:57,198 ♪ We are the champions 1162 01:26:57,200 --> 01:27:00,278 - ♪ We are the champions - You did it! You really did it. 1163 01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:03,278 ♪ We are the champions We are the champions 1164 01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:05,920 You can kiss me if you like. (LAUGHS) 1165 01:27:06,879 --> 01:27:10,518 - Malcolm? - No, thanks. I might turn into a frog. 1166 01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:12,477 Oh! Ribbitt! Ribbitt! 1167 01:27:12,479 --> 01:27:13,798 I'm suffocating! 1168 01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:16,358 Hang on to him. He might jump in the lake! 1169 01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:18,678 Oh, I wish you were Cassie. 1170 01:27:18,680 --> 01:27:20,718 - Oh, no. - Oh, no! 1171 01:27:20,720 --> 01:27:23,437 (SHOUTS) Cassie! I love you! 1172 01:27:23,439 --> 01:27:25,437 It's me, Malcolm! 1173 01:27:25,439 --> 01:27:27,078 Can you hear me? 1174 01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:28,718 Can you hear him, Cassie? 1175 01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:31,237 Yoo-hoo! Cassie! Yoo-hoo! 1176 01:27:31,239 --> 01:27:33,838 Over the misty lake to my beloved. 1177 01:27:33,840 --> 01:27:36,318 Hurry up and answer him before we drown him. 1178 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:41,479 ♪ Oh, the lady of the la-a-ake 1179 01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:44,840 Eh, Pogo? 1180 01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:48,318 You're the lady of the lake now, aren't you? 1181 01:27:48,320 --> 01:27:49,477 What's that? 1182 01:27:49,479 --> 01:27:51,918 - It's a legend. - About fish? (CHUCKLES) 1183 01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:54,678 Knights in armour. Damsels in distress. 1184 01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:56,398 Which am I? 1185 01:27:56,400 --> 01:27:58,640 Cassie's a damsel in distress. 1186 01:28:00,280 --> 01:28:03,798 I'm off to get a 12-foot lance 1187 01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:08,398 and I'm off to shove it right up Maurice Edlington's arse! 1188 01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:10,158 (LAUGHTER) 1189 01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:11,437 (MALCOLM) Come on! 1190 01:28:11,439 --> 01:28:13,998 (QUIZ HOST) ♪ I feel it in my fingers 1191 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:17,080 ♪ I feel it in my toes 1192 01:28:20,560 --> 01:28:23,518 ♪ Well, love is all around me 1193 01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:26,840 ♪ And so the feeling grows 1194 01:28:30,119 --> 01:28:32,160 ♪ It's written on the wind 1195 01:28:33,160 --> 01:28:35,840 ♪ It's everywhere I go 1196 01:28:39,640 --> 01:28:42,758 ♪ So if you really love me 1197 01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:46,080 ♪ Come on and let it show 1198 01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:56,160 ♪ You know I love you, I always will 1199 01:28:57,160 --> 01:29:00,800 ♪ My mind's made up by the way that I feel 1200 01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:03,877 ♪ There's no beginning 1201 01:29:03,879 --> 01:29:06,038 ♪ There'll be no end 1202 01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:11,078 ♪ Cos on my love you can depend 1203 01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:14,198 ♪ So if you really love me 1204 01:29:14,200 --> 01:29:17,119 ♪ Come on and let it show 1205 01:29:19,119 --> 01:29:23,237 ♪ Come on and let it show 1206 01:29:23,239 --> 01:29:25,838 (CHEERING) 1207 01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:29,877 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Pies are coming. 1208 01:29:29,879 --> 01:29:31,879 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1209 01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:11,678 (TREVOR) I'll finish the song later. 1210 01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:13,280 I need to tell you summat. 1211 01:30:16,239 --> 01:30:20,760 You see, there's not really much room at home. 1212 01:30:22,760 --> 01:30:25,080 I'm getting under people's feet a bit and... 1213 01:30:26,840 --> 01:30:30,800 And there i'n't no places, flats and that, round here, so... 1214 01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:35,119 ..I'm moving out. 1215 01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:39,879 Only to town. 1216 01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:43,398 My Auntie Betty in Hexthorpe works in Pennywise. 1217 01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:47,078 (ON TAPE) And she says there might be a job coming up. 1218 01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:49,320 You know, just in the warehouse, moving boxes. 1219 01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:51,520 (STOPS PLAYER) 1220 01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:59,119 I caught a fish last night. Did he tell you? 1221 01:31:01,879 --> 01:31:05,040 He's got another think coming if he thinks I'm gonna miss him. 1222 01:31:07,479 --> 01:31:10,518 I don't need a bodyguard, you know. You don't have to stay. 1223 01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:12,320 Do you think I'm gonna nick something? 1224 01:31:13,720 --> 01:31:16,360 - Do you want me to go? - No. 1225 01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:20,680 It won't take me long to forget him. 1226 01:31:22,160 --> 01:31:25,280 I'll soon forget him, just like I forget everything else. 1227 01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:33,800 ♪ One, two, three, four five, once I caught a fish alive 1228 01:31:34,320 --> 01:31:37,038 ♪ Six, seven, eight, nine, ten 1229 01:31:37,040 --> 01:31:39,439 ♪ Then I put it back again 1230 01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:46,437 (SNIFFS) 1231 01:31:46,439 --> 01:31:48,160 Your Trevor helped me. 1232 01:31:49,560 --> 01:31:52,640 He'll be coming back, though, won't he? Sometimes? 1233 01:31:53,239 --> 01:31:54,360 Yes. 1234 01:31:58,320 --> 01:32:01,437 When I go to the hospital for the last time, 1235 01:32:01,439 --> 01:32:03,840 will I have forgotten everything? 1236 01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:06,720 Will it be like a blank tape? 1237 01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:08,879 You'll remember Trevor. 1238 01:32:11,040 --> 01:32:12,080 Why? 1239 01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:15,600 (EXHALES) Because he loves you. 1240 01:32:16,600 --> 01:32:17,760 Does he? 1241 01:32:20,239 --> 01:32:23,720 Yes. I'll remember Trevor loves me. 1242 01:32:25,239 --> 01:32:27,879 And I love my mam and she loves me. 1243 01:32:29,560 --> 01:32:32,119 And I love Jesus and he loves me. 1244 01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:37,439 They'll probably get mixed up so I think me mam is Jesus and Trevor is me mam. 1245 01:32:39,439 --> 01:32:43,158 But I'll have the love, though, won't I? That'll still be there. 1246 01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:47,437 I won't remember where it came from, but I can take it with me, can't I? 1247 01:32:47,439 --> 01:32:51,078 I can take it with me when I go up to meet Jesus and give it back to him. 1248 01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:53,320 It all came from him in the first place, didn't it? 1249 01:32:53,920 --> 01:32:55,239 I don't know. 1250 01:32:56,239 --> 01:32:58,518 We're learning about drugs in RE. 1251 01:32:58,520 --> 01:33:00,239 (SOBS) 1252 01:33:07,800 --> 01:33:09,198 Hello, Malcolm. 1253 01:33:09,200 --> 01:33:11,239 What's up with her? 1254 01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:13,119 Her and Maurice have finished. 1255 01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:16,598 - Have they? - Last night. 1256 01:33:16,600 --> 01:33:19,080 - Really? - Yes. 1257 01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:24,360 Go on, then. 1258 01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:27,718 - What? - Ask her to go out with you. 1259 01:33:27,720 --> 01:33:30,680 - Do you think I should? - Go on. 1260 01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:32,920 I can't. 1261 01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:35,400 My hands are all sweaty. 1262 01:33:37,400 --> 01:33:39,800 (SNIFFS) I could do with some roll-on. 1263 01:33:44,600 --> 01:33:45,600 Wish me luck, then. 1264 01:33:46,280 --> 01:33:48,237 Good luck. (LAUGHS) 1265 01:33:48,239 --> 01:33:50,200 I'll let you know how it goes. 1266 01:33:53,119 --> 01:33:54,400 (DOOR CLOSES) 1267 01:34:00,520 --> 01:34:01,598 (TURNS ON PLAYER) 1268 01:34:01,600 --> 01:34:04,439 (TREVOR) I think I'm sorted for somewhere to stay for now. 1269 01:34:05,040 --> 01:34:08,800 I've a mate, got a flat near the hospital. Says I can stop with him. 1270 01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:12,439 It's all right. 1271 01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:15,640 It'll do till I find somewhere. 1272 01:34:18,400 --> 01:34:21,598 Course, I won't be able to take my tackle with me, 1273 01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:23,239 so I'll leave you in charge. 1274 01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:28,439 I'll tell my dad to let you come in the shed if you want. 1275 01:34:33,239 --> 01:34:34,640 I'll miss you. 1276 01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:38,360 I can't stay here, though, can I? 1277 01:34:40,119 --> 01:34:41,760 I can't take you with me. 1278 01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:45,558 (FISHING ROD WHIRS) 1279 01:34:45,560 --> 01:34:49,720 ♪ Lady of the lake, she fishes all alone 1280 01:34:54,479 --> 01:34:59,080 ♪ All the days that we can make by calling here a home 1281 01:35:02,879 --> 01:35:05,280 ♪ Sometimes I wonder 1282 01:35:06,760 --> 01:35:09,400 ♪ If I close this door 1283 01:35:11,239 --> 01:35:16,760 ♪ Will I feel I've belonged here before? 1284 01:35:20,119 --> 01:35:25,320 ♪ Will I feel I've belonged here before? 1285 01:35:30,040 --> 01:35:34,119 ♪ Lady by the lake holds a mirror to the sky 1286 01:35:38,640 --> 01:35:43,879 ♪ Hiding 'neath the clouds is where all the little fishes hide 1287 01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:50,040 ♪ Sometimes I wonder 1288 01:35:51,200 --> 01:35:53,720 ♪ If I close this door 1289 01:35:55,640 --> 01:36:00,840 ♪ Will I feel I've belonged here before? 1290 01:36:04,520 --> 01:36:10,119 ♪ Will I feel I've belonged here before? 1291 01:36:14,439 --> 01:36:18,320 ♪ Ah, my friend, it's time for me to go 1292 01:36:23,320 --> 01:36:28,239 ♪ And where I'm headed only the good Lord knows 1293 01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:34,200 ♪ Sometimes I wonder 1294 01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:38,360 ♪ If I close this door 1295 01:36:40,119 --> 01:36:45,320 ♪ Will I feel I've belonged here before? 1296 01:36:49,040 --> 01:36:54,320 ♪ Will I feel I've belonged here before? 1297 01:36:57,840 --> 01:37:01,000 ♪ All the caves filled with wonder 1298 01:37:02,280 --> 01:37:05,280 ♪ Just beyond the tide 1299 01:37:06,720 --> 01:37:10,040 ♪ Makes all the days that I've blundered 1300 01:37:11,119 --> 01:37:14,080 ♪ Trying not to decide 1301 01:37:16,280 --> 01:37:18,840 ♪ Sometimes I wonder 1302 01:37:20,080 --> 01:37:22,720 ♪ What if I close this door? 1303 01:37:24,520 --> 01:37:30,160 ♪ Will I feel I've belonged here before? 1304 01:37:34,400 --> 01:37:39,000 ♪ It's time for me to see where my will and wheels may take me 1305 01:37:42,320 --> 01:37:45,518 ♪ Round the curve, will I hold my nerve? 1306 01:37:45,520 --> 01:37:47,640 ♪ Cos there's no braking 1307 01:37:51,800 --> 01:37:54,200 ♪ Sometimes I wonder 1308 01:37:55,600 --> 01:37:58,400 ♪ What if I close this door? 1309 01:38:00,080 --> 01:38:05,360 ♪ Will I feel I've belonged here before? 1310 01:38:09,040 --> 01:38:14,400 ♪ Will I feel I've belonged here before? 1311 01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:23,080 ♪ Will I feel I've belonged here at all? 1312 01:38:26,758 --> 01:38:31,758