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Kid? 14 00:01:48,583 --> 00:01:50,083 Did you know you must pay to get in? 15 00:01:50,917 --> 00:01:52,417 Pay for what? 16 00:01:52,708 --> 00:01:53,791 You had fun on the monkey bars 17 00:01:53,792 --> 00:01:55,374 and roundabout. 18 00:01:55,375 --> 00:01:56,416 No, I didn't. 19 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,458 - Yes, you did. - Did not! 20 00:01:59,042 --> 00:02:00,042 Where are you from? 21 00:02:00,417 --> 00:02:02,749 Me? La Salle. 22 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:04,000 La Salle? 23 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:06,292 You're from La Salle? Me too. 24 00:02:06,833 --> 00:02:08,041 Give me $36.60. 25 00:02:08,042 --> 00:02:09,042 Each. 26 00:02:09,333 --> 00:02:10,875 That's $108.60. 27 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:12,333 You hear me? 28 00:02:12,542 --> 00:02:13,958 It should be $109.80. 29 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:16,541 - He is right. - What the Hell? 30 00:02:16,542 --> 00:02:17,782 Didn't you finish grade school? 31 00:02:17,875 --> 00:02:19,166 - Give it back! - Cough up $100 each 32 00:02:19,167 --> 00:02:20,167 and we're squared away. 33 00:02:20,333 --> 00:02:22,250 - Give it back! - Hey! What are you doing? 34 00:02:24,625 --> 00:02:26,124 Nothing Just chatting 35 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:27,374 and showing our concern for the neighborhood. 36 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:29,083 Can't we do that, Sir? 37 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,332 What are you up to now, Ho? 38 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:32,791 What else, Madam? 39 00:02:32,792 --> 00:02:34,333 Just shooting the breeze! Right? 40 00:02:35,667 --> 00:02:36,750 What did he say to you? 41 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:39,208 Nothing... we were just chatting. 42 00:02:39,833 --> 00:02:40,542 See? 43 00:02:40,543 --> 00:02:43,624 Don't let me see you again. 44 00:02:43,625 --> 00:02:44,916 - Make yourself scarce! - Okay. 45 00:02:44,917 --> 00:02:47,292 Anything you Say, Madam! 46 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,208 Come on. We're going, going... 47 00:02:49,375 --> 00:02:50,917 gone!! 48 00:02:52,042 --> 00:02:53,042 No problem! 49 00:02:53,917 --> 00:02:54,917 Get off. 50 00:03:01,292 --> 00:03:02,833 Go home! 51 00:03:07,458 --> 00:03:09,667 Why didn't you follow your partners? 52 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:12,417 Sorry, Madam! I didn't know what happened. 53 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:13,750 Of course you didn't. 54 00:03:14,875 --> 00:03:17,541 It won't kill you to stop texting your boyfriend for a minute. 55 00:03:17,542 --> 00:03:21,332 Always back up your fellow officers no matter what. 56 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:22,792 Didn't they teach you at the academy? 57 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,749 You're a team. 58 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:26,750 Bitch! 59 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,208 Can we have a word? 60 00:03:39,917 --> 00:03:41,958 Go ahead, I'll catch up. 61 00:03:50,792 --> 00:03:51,874 You have a lot of nerve showing up! 62 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:52,958 For the last time, 63 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:55,792 I only started going out with Andy after you guys broke up 64 00:03:56,125 --> 00:03:59,167 - I didn't steal him. - Cut the crap! 65 00:03:59,542 --> 00:04:00,832 I don't want to talk about it. 66 00:04:00,833 --> 00:04:02,291 He shagged you a long time ago. 67 00:04:02,292 --> 00:04:04,124 What will it take for you to believe me? 68 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:05,833 Don't play innocent with me! 69 00:04:05,958 --> 00:04:07,250 Don't tell me 70 00:04:07,542 --> 00:04:10,250 he never went to your place before the Christmas hotpot! 71 00:04:12,708 --> 00:04:13,708 Cat got your tongue? 72 00:04:14,208 --> 00:04:15,208 I'll answer that for you. 73 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:18,457 He was at your place before we came up. 74 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,667 No! Don't be so fucking suspicious. 75 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,625 That's absolutely not true. 76 00:04:23,292 --> 00:04:24,542 When did you see us together? 77 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:27,874 I didn't have to. 78 00:04:27,875 --> 00:04:29,000 There's a log. 79 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:42,541 Sweetie, can I borrow your phone? 80 00:04:42,542 --> 00:04:44,042 I need to book plane tickets Hurry! 81 00:04:45,958 --> 00:04:47,125 Thank you. 82 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:53,082 Lay off the shrimp chips. 83 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:55,083 Go give them a hand. Hurry! 84 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,292 Hey, Bitch! 85 00:05:00,293 --> 00:05:02,541 I forgot your Wi-Fi login. 86 00:05:02,542 --> 00:05:03,874 Fuck you like a friend. 87 00:05:03,875 --> 00:05:05,083 Same for the password. 88 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:06,750 Need any help? 89 00:05:07,042 --> 00:05:08,792 Cut up the carrots. They're for the broth 90 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:11,541 okay... Gweilo size? Or Japanese? 91 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:12,666 How about Indian? 92 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:13,874 "Connected." 93 00:05:13,875 --> 00:05:15,583 Where does this one go? 94 00:05:15,833 --> 00:05:18,332 - Forget it I don't need your help. - But I want to. 95 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:19,832 First help me put this on. 96 00:05:19,833 --> 00:05:21,333 Put that on your head. 97 00:05:21,792 --> 00:05:23,292 Your hands are loaded, right? 98 00:05:23,417 --> 00:05:25,167 - I'll get that for you. - Give me a hand. 99 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:26,791 Wow, it suits you. 100 00:05:26,792 --> 00:05:28,667 And this one too. 101 00:05:31,292 --> 00:05:33,041 When can we eat? I'm starving 102 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,842 - I'll marinate for you. - Forget it. Go away! 103 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:37,416 - Your shrimp chips. - Hey, don't mess up the carrots. 104 00:05:37,417 --> 00:05:38,457 Later. 105 00:05:38,458 --> 00:05:39,833 He'll eat it. 106 00:05:40,042 --> 00:05:41,957 Sit down... 107 00:05:41,958 --> 00:05:44,042 - Hit it once. - I'll do the same. 108 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:50,708 We never went to your place after we started going out. 109 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:53,250 If he never ate your shrimp chips, 110 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,958 how does he know your Wi-Fi login? 111 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:57,541 I swear to God 112 00:05:57,542 --> 00:05:59,250 I don't know. 113 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:01,500 There was nothing between us then. 114 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:03,124 After you broke up, 115 00:06:03,125 --> 00:06:04,749 my computer crashed 116 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:06,458 I needed someone to fix it. 117 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:09,417 He was still upset about breaking up with you. 118 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:12,292 Then we started talking... 119 00:06:13,042 --> 00:06:14,207 Right... 120 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,458 You think I'd buy that crap? 121 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:18,333 He screwed more than nuts and bolts. 122 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:19,833 Never mind 123 00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:21,582 I caught him. 124 00:06:21,583 --> 00:06:23,374 Caught what! 125 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:25,041 How can I convince you? 126 00:06:25,042 --> 00:06:26,208 Nothing! 127 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:28,500 I'm over it. 128 00:06:29,542 --> 00:06:31,375 You two don't concern me. 129 00:06:32,208 --> 00:06:33,917 But June is in trouble. 130 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:36,792 If you won't help her, 131 00:06:37,083 --> 00:06:39,125 she's a goner before dark. 132 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:43,538 What's the matter with her? 133 00:06:51,083 --> 00:06:52,323 You wanted to see me, Mrs. Cha? 134 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:55,208 Don't call me Mrs. Cha in the office 135 00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:58,291 Michael on the next team is already saying 136 00:06:58,292 --> 00:06:59,499 since I gave birth, 137 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:02,292 I spend more time with the baby than with the clients. 138 00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:05,874 I'm Luna Fu around the office. 139 00:07:05,875 --> 00:07:07,207 Don't give anyone any excuses. 140 00:07:07,208 --> 00:07:08,000 Yes, Luna. 141 00:07:08,001 --> 00:07:11,167 Is he badmouthing me 142 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:12,917 about Postpartum Depression? 143 00:07:14,792 --> 00:07:16,582 Some people are saying... 144 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:17,542 WTF! 145 00:07:17,543 --> 00:07:20,458 I wouldn't have waited this long to be depressed! 146 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:23,583 Who hired that scatter brain outside? 147 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:25,249 You mean Irene? 148 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:28,541 HR sent her file over before your maternity leave. 149 00:07:28,542 --> 00:07:29,624 You said okay. 150 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:31,708 Still! Has she been interviewed? 151 00:07:32,042 --> 00:07:33,250 How would I know? 152 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:35,625 Tell me... 153 00:07:36,417 --> 00:07:37,583 What the hell is this? 154 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,749 When I gave her the CD-ROM, 155 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:44,124 I did tell her 156 00:07:44,125 --> 00:07:45,917 to copy the data onto the CD-ROM. 157 00:07:46,958 --> 00:07:49,750 But I didn't expect she'd make a copy of the damn thing. 158 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:52,708 She's a real winner! 159 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,124 Aliens would want to study her. 160 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:58,957 She's best at showing off her tits. 161 00:07:58,958 --> 00:08:01,749 Other than coming on to men, what else can she do? 162 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:03,582 When Mr. Cheung is here later, 163 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,291 don't let her get near him. 164 00:08:05,292 --> 00:08:06,958 Look after him yourself. 165 00:08:07,542 --> 00:08:08,083 Right! 166 00:08:08,084 --> 00:08:11,124 If anything goes wrong and Mr. Cheung is displeased, 167 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:13,292 Michael must try to steal this account from us. 168 00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:14,583 You!! 169 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:16,958 You better be on your toes! 170 00:08:17,292 --> 00:08:18,292 Right! 171 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,958 Luna, if that's all, I'll be at my desk. 172 00:08:23,917 --> 00:08:24,917 Sorry! 173 00:08:25,042 --> 00:08:26,583 I was in a meeting. What is it? 174 00:08:27,042 --> 00:08:29,042 Mrs. Lam, we're calling from Yau Tung Bank. 175 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:31,957 We would like to inform you that. 176 00:08:31,958 --> 00:08:33,750 You're 3 payments behind on your mortgage 177 00:08:34,125 --> 00:08:35,207 I'm sorry. 178 00:08:35,208 --> 00:08:37,332 We made payments from my husband's account. 179 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:39,082 But he just started a new job... 180 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:40,083 I know... 181 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:43,833 I'm trying to set up direct debit from my account. 182 00:08:44,917 --> 00:08:46,249 But that may take a while 183 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:47,000 I see. 184 00:08:47,001 --> 00:08:49,666 If we still don't receive payment by month end, 185 00:08:49,667 --> 00:08:54,249 the bank will pass your file to a collection agency. 186 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:55,541 And just for your information, 187 00:08:55,542 --> 00:08:57,957 according to your agreement with the bank... 188 00:08:57,958 --> 00:09:01,000 I'm a lightweight. 189 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:04,832 Separately, we want to know 190 00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:07,666 would you be interested in our premier accounts? 191 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:08,917 No, thanks. 192 00:09:12,792 --> 00:09:14,042 You better watch it. 193 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:16,250 Mr. Cheung is a real pain. 194 00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:18,833 They said in a meeting elsewhere, 195 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,582 a girl served him tea 196 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:23,541 and he saw fingerprints on the cup. 197 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:25,000 He almost bit her head off. 198 00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:26,375 You better be careful. 199 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:29,499 They're laying people off. 200 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,167 You might be next if you screw up 201 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:33,874 Fred on the next team got canned. 202 00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:35,832 If you're next, 203 00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:38,249 you may get a discount if you chip in to buy cake for your farewell. 204 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:39,707 Don't scare her! 205 00:09:39,708 --> 00:09:40,708 It's the truth! 206 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:42,208 It's true. 207 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:45,917 How long will this take? 208 00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:47,333 I'm on the beat. 209 00:09:47,458 --> 00:09:49,500 Hold your horses. 210 00:09:49,958 --> 00:09:51,500 Then... 211 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,082 Hello, Mr. Cheung! 212 00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:54,458 Luna? 213 00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:58,458 They said you're on maternity leave, busy babysitting. 214 00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:01,041 Don't believe in idle gossip. 215 00:10:01,042 --> 00:10:04,042 The baby needs to eat even if I don't, right? 216 00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:05,332 I must come back to work. 217 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:06,833 Let's talk. 218 00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:08,417 Have a seat. 219 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:10,167 Want something to drink? 220 00:10:10,168 --> 00:10:12,292 Flat white with low fat milk. 221 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:14,167 You have superb taste! 222 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:16,458 I'm getting old. 223 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,207 More milk and less caffeine. 224 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:20,332 You want one? 225 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:22,666 No thanks. Can't drink coffee yet after I had the baby. 226 00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:24,083 Only because of you 227 00:10:24,292 --> 00:10:26,208 I was supposed to play golf with Keith 228 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:27,832 I pushed back the game. 229 00:10:27,833 --> 00:10:29,625 What do you have for me? 230 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:30,999 Let's get started. 231 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,166 Mr. Cheung! 232 00:10:32,167 --> 00:10:34,875 Sorry, I'm late Michael? 234 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:37,042 The MTR broke down again. Sorry! 235 00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:39,205 What are you doing in here? 236 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:41,124 The Boss said you're busy having the baby 237 00:10:41,125 --> 00:10:43,041 I'm in charge of the presentation. 238 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:46,166 But it's my project. 239 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,499 Take it up with the Boss then. 240 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:48,791 Don't waste Mr. Cheung's time. 241 00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:50,542 He's playing golf with Keith. 242 00:10:50,708 --> 00:10:51,708 Get to work. 243 00:10:52,708 --> 00:10:53,708 Sorry! 244 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,125 Mr. Cheung, 245 00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:01,792 most families in Hong Kong have two choices: 246 00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:05,250 Rent a cheap partitioned flat or an expensive partitioned flat. 247 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:08,082 What if the kids want a pet? 248 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:08,958 There's no room. 249 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,917 You're not suggesting I chip in for reclamation? 250 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:14,666 Are you kidding? And throw away your money? 251 00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,207 No way! 252 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:17,958 I found a place in New Zealand. 253 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:21,833 What does New Zealand have? Sheep and land 254 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:29,916 June, let me help you with the coffee. 255 00:11:29,917 --> 00:11:31,000 No, I can manage. 256 00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:34,958 Where can I find low fat milk? 257 00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:36,708 In the fridge. 258 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 New Zealand has land and sheep. 259 00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:03,375 But kids in Hong Kong have no room for pets. 260 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:06,875 This business combines the two ideas. 261 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:10,291 Buy a sheep from this company, 262 00:12:10,292 --> 00:12:11,541 and you get to name it. 263 00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:14,082 A camera will keep track of this sheep 264 00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:18,750 and kids can watch it grow, eat grass and shit. 265 00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:22,750 The point is kids only play with it and won't have to clean up after it. 266 00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:24,207 Who does? 267 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:26,042 They usually eat their own. 268 00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:29,250 Do you see this company's potential? 269 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:32,124 Just imagine every kid in Hong Kong 270 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:34,707 has a sheep in his or her phone. 271 00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:37,916 Just like the frenzy over Tamagotchi back then. 272 00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:38,750 How funny! 273 00:12:38,751 --> 00:12:41,541 When they shear the sheep's wool in winter, 274 00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:44,708 they can make a sweater for the kid. 275 00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:48,249 We can also ask the kid to join 276 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,499 study tours for then to visit. 278 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,916 - Your coffee, Mr. Cheung. - And milk their sheep. 279 00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:53,791 Sky is the limit for such profits. 280 00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:55,625 What do you think, Mr. Cheung? 281 00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:00,541 My grandson 282 00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:03,541 wants a pet turtle today 283 00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:05,000 and wants a snake tomorrow. 284 00:13:05,292 --> 00:13:06,583 You propose a virtual pet? 285 00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:07,500 Right! 286 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:11,500 They may last a quarter at best and the kids will soon forget. 287 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,958 They'll stop payments. 288 00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:15,500 Beauty at a blink. 289 00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:17,417 This is not a long term business 290 00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:19,833 Luna, what do you think? 291 00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:21,417 Exactly! 292 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:22,917 Tamagotchi... 293 00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:25,000 Who the hell remembers Tamagotchi now? 294 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:26,458 Let's get to work. 295 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,208 We wouldn't dare make this pitch without this part. 296 00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:35,082 We knew kids are fickle. 297 00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:37,791 As soon as they're behind on a payment, 298 00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:41,250 we'll send pictures to their cell phones. 299 00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:43,332 A steaming hot lamb stew. 300 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:45,999 Look! How delicious! So juicy. 301 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,583 So hot! 302 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:49,666 In gif format, no less. 303 00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:52,250 Your lovely, cuddly pet 304 00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:56,417 is served in a clay pot for dinner. 305 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:59,500 The kids would be devastated 306 00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,458 and urge their parents to pay up at once. 307 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,958 We can then jack up the price. 308 00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:07,083 What a sick mind! 309 00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:08,458 You bet 310 00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:10,291 I found that out after I became a mother. 311 00:14:10,292 --> 00:14:12,708 A child's feeling is most important. 312 00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:14,250 If they're not happy, 313 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:15,958 the whole family has to pay. 314 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,000 You're so meticulous! I like that. 315 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,874 Even this coffee tastes different. 316 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:25,167 What's the name of the company? 317 00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:29,749 The owner is a huge fan of Steve Jobs. 318 00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:30,667 We're calling it... 319 00:14:30,668 --> 00:14:32,083 Sheep Job. 320 00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,792 Very well. I'll put my money into this company 321 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,042 Luna, I want you to follow up. She's so attentive. 322 00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:40,417 This is good. 323 00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:41,542 Did you make this? 324 00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:42,542 Yes, Mr. Cheung 325 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,708 June is very bright. 326 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,374 You have a paper cup? 327 00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:50,042 Sure! I'll get one for you 328 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:52,333 okay! I'm off to play golf 329 00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:02,750 Luna, I'll see myself out. 330 00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:05,457 You should get more rest after giving birth 331 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:07,666 I'll do that after I draft up the contract. 332 00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,041 Have a nice game. 333 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,042 Alright. 334 00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:12,208 - Go get the elevator. - Right... 335 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,082 Mr. Cheung, your coffee. 336 00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:16,125 Oh yes! Thanks. Bye! 337 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,374 We did it. 338 00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:21,125 Yes! 339 00:15:21,126 --> 00:15:22,832 That should shut those bastards up. 340 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:23,833 That's right! 341 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,500 He likes you. 342 00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:29,667 By the way, 343 00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:32,416 remind me to get the milk for my son. 344 00:15:32,417 --> 00:15:33,167 What milk? 345 00:15:33,168 --> 00:15:34,542 My breast milk 346 00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:37,541 I pumped it before the meeting 347 00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:40,125 I only have milk in the morning 348 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:41,733 I need that to feed my son tonight. 349 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,375 Where did you put it? 350 00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:46,916 In the fridge in the pantry 351 00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:48,875 I wrote my name on it. 352 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,750 Make sure I don't forget. 353 00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:53,250 Where can I find low fat milk? 354 00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:54,916 In the fridge 355 00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,416 I'm Luna Fu around the office 356 00:15:56,417 --> 00:15:57,750 Luna Fu? 357 00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:02,833 Fuck! 358 00:16:11,292 --> 00:16:13,166 "Bitch! Help!" Her husband is unemployed. 359 00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:14,749 She's making mortgage payments by herself. 360 00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:17,582 If the client knew what was in his coffee, 361 00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:18,957 she's likely to lose the deal 362 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:20,291 and even if she didn't, 363 00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:22,249 her boss is a lunatic and will fire her just the same. 364 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,707 That's why she called me. 365 00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:24,832 We must do everything possible 366 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:27,625 to get her a bottle of breast milk before 6 p.m. 367 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:29,875 Why come to me? 368 00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:33,958 You think I have it? 369 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,500 Wait... come to think of it, 371 00:16:37,501 --> 00:16:39,208 if you didn't steal my boyfriend, 372 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,875 Andy and I could have been married 373 00:16:43,042 --> 00:16:44,842 and I could have been breast feeding my child. 374 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,457 Will you stop bringing that up? 375 00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:50,457 She really needs our help. 376 00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,458 Where can I find a bottle of breast milk? 377 00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:54,874 You're a cop. 378 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,124 You know people from both sides of the law. 379 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:56,792 You'll find a way. 380 00:16:56,793 --> 00:16:58,207 The people I know 381 00:16:58,208 --> 00:17:00,375 won't have a bottle of milk. 382 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,042 I can't talk to you 383 00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:04,958 I must get back to my team. 384 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,292 Hey! 385 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,667 What's between us should stay that way. 386 00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:10,041 She saved your ass. 387 00:17:10,042 --> 00:17:11,542 You want to see her fry? 388 00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:13,500 When did she save me? 389 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,917 In the elevator. 390 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,917 That time you ran into your Prince Charming. 391 00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:20,917 What? 392 00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:26,292 Are you alright? 393 00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:30,250 Maybe the raw oysters I ate don't like me. 394 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,374 Your Prince Charming! 395 00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:34,375 Really? 396 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,500 Hey. 397 00:17:37,501 --> 00:17:38,832 Sweetie! We meet again. 398 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:39,833 Yay. 399 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,208 Hang in there. 400 00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:00,958 What's that stench? 401 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:06,458 Sorry, it's me... Must be something I ate... 402 00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:08,499 Take care! 403 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,917 It's okay! 404 00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:12,249 - Sorry... - Are you okay? 405 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,458 I'm okay! Just need to go home and wee wee. 406 00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:16,875 You call that saving my ass? 407 00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:19,624 I can still smell that stench now. 408 00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:22,667 We agreed the Bitches are "one for all and all for one". 409 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:26,042 You'll let her sink and swim on her own because of us? 410 00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:28,625 Who else did you contact? 411 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:29,958 You're the first. 412 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:31,750 What about Rosalin Boobs? 413 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:34,374 She didn't pick up. 414 00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:35,708 Maybe she blocked my calls. 415 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:44,500 You still follow that tramp's IG? 416 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,000 She's signing autographs over there. Go find her. 417 00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:50,791 Having big boobs doesn't mean she has milk. 418 00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,417 She can help. 419 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,708 I have to get back to my beat. 420 00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:01,500 Hey! I really don't know why he had my Wi-Fi login. 421 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:11,416 Rosalin, they say when you have a new book coming out, 422 00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:14,541 you often use your looks and body to attract male readers. 423 00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:16,000 What do you think? 424 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,957 I have repeatedly told the publisher 425 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:22,208 not to use my picture on the front cover. 426 00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:25,582 You know we're on a small budget. 427 00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,917 They said they can't afford a designer, 428 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,750 so they recycled my picture. 429 00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:33,166 What about your outfit? 430 00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:36,625 We also have a small budget for my wardrobe. 431 00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:39,749 Sometimes I can barely pay for the fabric. 432 00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:42,082 My readers are from different demographic groups. 433 00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:46,250 The ratio of men and women is 50/50. 434 00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,124 What kind of story is your new book. 435 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,624 "To Love or to Shag Someone"? 436 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:55,291 Can you share that with your half and half fans? 437 00:19:55,292 --> 00:19:56,750 Of course! 438 00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,249 "To Love or to Shag Someone" 439 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:03,250 covers different stages of love. 440 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:06,458 When we meet someone we like 441 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,667 when we were young, 442 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,999 we'd secretly "love" someone. 443 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,208 When you become sexually indulgent as a grown up, 444 00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:17,375 and you meet a suitable sex partner 445 00:20:17,958 --> 00:20:20,707 you'd love to shag them. 446 00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:22,332 But when the dust settles, 447 00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:24,499 you'd want 448 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,291 a longer commitment. 449 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,624 Or even after you broke up, 450 00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,082 you'd miss your ex. 451 00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:33,457 That's when you love "the last one" 452 00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:36,207 I believe your fans are quite curious 453 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:38,917 about your current love life. 454 00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:44,541 Right now, I'm at peace. 455 00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:51,249 The someone I love is me and me only. 456 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,332 Ladies and gentlemen, Rosalin Lin, a true hipster writer. 457 00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:56,874 Let's see what your fans want to ask you. 458 00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,542 Anyone? 459 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,500 It's a lady. What would you like to ask Rosalin? 460 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,749 I have a question for the hipster writer. 461 00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:09,666 You really enjoy by yourself? 462 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,916 Or because you wrote about your friends in your books, 463 00:21:12,917 --> 00:21:14,957 you pissed them off and they cut you off, 464 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:18,833 and now you're all by your lonesome? 465 00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:24,332 Writing about your friends 466 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,624 is a way to promote environmental protection. 467 00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:29,332 Like restaurants using local produce. 468 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:33,332 Not every part of this book is about my friends. 469 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,832 For example the part about a ghost 470 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:39,416 who fell in love with a guy and possessed him. 471 00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:41,791 That's a way of loving someone. 472 00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:45,375 That couldn't possibly be about my friends, right? 473 00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:57,374 Go live! 474 00:21:57,375 --> 00:21:58,542 I will! 475 00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:01,166 June really needs your help 476 00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:02,874 I want to help June too. 477 00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:05,041 But if you expect me to talk to that bitch, 478 00:22:05,042 --> 00:22:06,207 not in your life! 479 00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:07,624 Do it yourself. 480 00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:08,625 Rosalin! 481 00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:09,750 Yes? 482 00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:12,333 I love watching you go live. 483 00:22:12,542 --> 00:22:14,874 Me and my Mom really love you. 484 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,916 You're the best! 485 00:22:16,917 --> 00:22:18,416 Can I take a picture with you? 486 00:22:18,417 --> 00:22:19,791 Of course! 487 00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:21,457 I want you in that pose 488 00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:22,750 okay! 489 00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:27,000 Auntie, can you... 490 00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:29,375 Thank you. 491 00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:33,167 Thank you. 492 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:35,624 Don't forget to watch me go live 493 00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:36,250 I won't. 494 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,000 Bye! 495 00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:38,250 Bye! 496 00:22:38,917 --> 00:22:41,374 There's no fucking way I'm going to that bitch! 497 00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:42,458 Impossible. 498 00:22:43,958 --> 00:22:44,500 Yes? 499 00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,124 Can we have your autograph? 500 00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:47,458 Sure! 501 00:22:50,583 --> 00:22:51,957 How many do you have? 502 00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:52,958 This is my third. 503 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,167 Spoke to Rosalin. 504 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:58,332 She refused to talk to Minibus. 505 00:22:58,333 --> 00:22:59,333 Figures! 506 00:22:59,708 --> 00:23:00,874 Leave Minibus to me. 507 00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:02,041 Go find Boris and Frank. 508 00:23:02,042 --> 00:23:03,042 Fine. 509 00:23:05,042 --> 00:23:06,999 Let's go this way. 510 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Yes, madam! 511 00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:26,833 Hey! 512 00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:28,667 You used to get along with Minibus. 513 00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:30,499 You were gonna sign with Emperor. 514 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,167 What happened? 515 00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:33,958 Don't ask me. 516 00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:36,542 That bitch won't get off my case. You knew that. 517 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,583 Right... she has a gutter mouth... 518 00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:42,750 Her criticisms were always personal. 519 00:23:43,292 --> 00:23:46,208 Remember hotpot last Christmas at your place? 520 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,541 Cuttlefish balls are really chewy. 521 00:23:48,542 --> 00:23:49,167 Try one. 522 00:23:49,168 --> 00:23:50,666 Not as bouncy as her boobs. 523 00:23:50,667 --> 00:23:52,374 They're always on the front cover. 524 00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:54,457 Those geeks rushed over to the Book Fair to buy a copy, 525 00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:56,541 thinking they were buying a photo album, 526 00:23:56,542 --> 00:23:58,957 only to find out it was full of words. 527 00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:00,291 Typos and misspelled words no less. 528 00:24:00,292 --> 00:24:01,791 An illiterate writing books. 529 00:24:01,792 --> 00:24:04,124 How could I forget? I was there. 530 00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:06,332 But that time was self-defense. 531 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:07,875 You picked the fight. 532 00:24:09,458 --> 00:24:10,458 I did? 533 00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:11,916 I want a raw egg. 534 00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:12,917 You want an egg? 535 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:18,249 Hi! 536 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:19,292 Hello! Welcome 537 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:20,666 I thought you're bringing seafood. 538 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:21,583 Where's the seafood? 539 00:24:21,584 --> 00:24:23,375 I was in a hurry, I forgot. 540 00:24:23,917 --> 00:24:26,999 The driver had to wait till the minibus is full. 541 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,416 Sorry. I'm late I'm sorry. 543 00:24:29,417 --> 00:24:30,791 How appropriate... 544 00:24:30,792 --> 00:24:32,041 Minibus riding a minibus. 545 00:24:32,042 --> 00:24:32,792 What Minibus? 546 00:24:32,793 --> 00:24:33,999 You didn't know? 547 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,916 Haven't your heard? 548 00:24:35,917 --> 00:24:38,374 Her new name on the internet is "Minibus". 549 00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:39,500 Why? 550 00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:42,458 Because she's strutting down the streets in a miniskirt, 551 00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:44,457 like a minibus 552 00:24:44,458 --> 00:24:45,625 waiting for people to hop on. 553 00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:48,541 Cuttlefish balls are really good. 554 00:24:48,542 --> 00:24:49,582 Try one 555 00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:51,292 I was just repeating what people said. 556 00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:54,333 I was okay with you guys calling me Rosalin Boobs. 557 00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:57,500 It's not my fault the netizens gave her a nickname. 558 00:24:58,042 --> 00:24:59,332 The bitch 559 00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:01,374 and I were in a band 560 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:04,875 she always used me as her background when we go live. 561 00:25:05,292 --> 00:25:09,374 "Why leave when you're in love, but it's stupid to stay." 562 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:13,749 "Why bear the pain of love?" 563 00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:17,874 "if I say let go, don't hold my hand." 564 00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:22,167 "Set me free." 565 00:25:23,917 --> 00:25:28,125 "Memory is sufficient." 566 00:25:29,708 --> 00:25:31,416 You know what that bitch did? 567 00:25:31,417 --> 00:25:33,416 She purposely found a sponsor, 568 00:25:33,417 --> 00:25:35,166 who gave us nothing but turtlenecks 569 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,541 and forced me to wear them. 570 00:25:36,542 --> 00:25:39,249 Hell, use pads if you're flat like a board. 571 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:41,624 Why force me to wear turtlenecks? 572 00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:43,249 Is she a bitch or what? 573 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:44,417 Alright... 574 00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:53,416 She scowls at us. 575 00:25:53,417 --> 00:25:57,166 But bats her eyes at the big bosses. 576 00:25:57,167 --> 00:26:00,041 She treats them like a human ATM 577 00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:01,999 and tells them... 578 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,916 "you're awesome!" 579 00:26:03,917 --> 00:26:07,249 She bribes people to give her likes. 580 00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:10,624 She's so full of chicken shit. 581 00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:13,666 She thinks anyone who's prettier has had plastic surgery. 582 00:26:13,667 --> 00:26:17,791 She had it but didn't help her career at all. 583 00:26:17,792 --> 00:26:19,082 So sad! 584 00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:20,083 Hey! 585 00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:22,875 The whole town knows you hate her guts. 586 00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:01,583 What brings you here, bitch? 587 00:27:01,708 --> 00:27:03,041 What are you doing? 588 00:27:03,042 --> 00:27:04,166 Are you blind? 589 00:27:04,167 --> 00:27:06,292 This is a BDSM class. 590 00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:07,667 Hold on... 591 00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:10,124 loop the rope around in the back, 592 00:27:10,125 --> 00:27:11,499 do a cross knot, yes... 593 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:15,458 When it's even on both sides, loop it back... yes! 594 00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:19,250 Hey, you must do better than the pupils. 595 00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,375 You're here by yourself? 596 00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:23,833 Not exactly... 597 00:27:28,458 --> 00:27:30,166 The nerve of you to show up! 598 00:27:30,167 --> 00:27:32,583 Planning to put me in your book again? 599 00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:33,958 Get off her case. 600 00:27:33,959 --> 00:27:36,666 You're not the only one. She wrote about us all 601 00:27:36,667 --> 00:27:37,832 I'm sorry. 602 00:27:37,833 --> 00:27:39,957 A leopard can't change its spots. 603 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:40,792 That's your excuse? 604 00:27:40,793 --> 00:27:41,832 Let's not talk about that now. 605 00:27:41,833 --> 00:27:43,916 We have a bigger problem. 606 00:27:43,917 --> 00:27:45,083 Like what? 607 00:27:51,292 --> 00:27:52,292 Fuck! 608 00:27:53,292 --> 00:27:54,625 Oh my god! 609 00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:56,083 What can we do? 610 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,957 That's why May sent me here. 611 00:27:57,958 --> 00:27:59,749 Let's see how we can help June. 612 00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:01,541 But I'm in the middle of a class. 613 00:28:01,542 --> 00:28:02,874 Your friend is in trouble. 614 00:28:02,875 --> 00:28:04,166 That's more important. 615 00:28:04,167 --> 00:28:05,832 S&M can wait. 616 00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:09,000 Exactly! We can practice drip wax. 617 00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:12,125 Untie me so we can get going. 618 00:28:13,042 --> 00:28:14,457 Damn! It's a dead knot! 619 00:28:14,458 --> 00:28:15,624 Are you shitting me? 620 00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:16,625 Get me a pair of scissors. 621 00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:17,625 Hey, be careful! 622 00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:25,667 They're on their way. I just spoke to them. 623 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:30,458 Forget it. I'm not going in. 624 00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:31,458 Hey! 625 00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:34,957 Do this for me, okay? 626 00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:35,958 Listen, 627 00:28:35,959 --> 00:28:39,041 if she calls me Minibus again, I'm leaving 628 00:28:39,042 --> 00:28:40,125 okay... 629 00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:42,207 The bitch... 630 00:28:42,208 --> 00:28:44,457 Because she's still getting likes on IG, 631 00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:46,167 that bitch badmouthed me in her songs. 632 00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:56,041 It's bad taste to fight with a bitch like her. 633 00:28:56,042 --> 00:28:58,083 You think so too? 634 00:28:59,167 --> 00:29:03,832 IG is for illiterates. FB is for cultured folks. 635 00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:05,124 Yo! Right on! 636 00:29:05,125 --> 00:29:07,374 They should be here by now. 637 00:29:07,375 --> 00:29:10,374 Because she has over 200K followers on FB, 638 00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:12,332 she goes live and picks on me. 639 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:15,458 Just ignore her. Who uses FB these days? 640 00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:17,166 You have more followers on IG. 641 00:29:17,167 --> 00:29:19,458 You think IG is more important? 642 00:29:19,917 --> 00:29:21,291 Of course! 643 00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:24,083 FB is for fossils. Let's go. 644 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:27,167 - Hey! - You came... 645 00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:28,624 Sit down... 646 00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:30,292 - Let's put the tables together. - Okay. 647 00:29:31,167 --> 00:29:34,291 Hey... making yourselves at home? Leave my tables alone. 648 00:29:34,292 --> 00:29:36,499 Having a party? 649 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:37,500 How many of you? 650 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:38,292 Eight! 651 00:29:38,293 --> 00:29:39,457 No, just seven. 652 00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:40,666 What? Eva can't make it? 653 00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:41,916 She's teaching. 654 00:29:41,917 --> 00:29:43,249 Teaching is good. 655 00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:44,125 Teach the kids when they're young. 656 00:29:44,126 --> 00:29:45,791 Or they'll have no manners like you, 657 00:29:45,792 --> 00:29:47,249 moving things around without asking. 658 00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:48,458 Where should we sit? 659 00:29:49,417 --> 00:29:51,124 I'm working on it. 660 00:29:51,125 --> 00:29:52,999 Take the booths. 661 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,166 Four over here, three over there. 662 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:55,791 Or three over here, four over there. 663 00:29:55,792 --> 00:29:56,874 Suit yourselves. 664 00:29:56,875 --> 00:29:58,542 Better get a booth. 665 00:29:59,167 --> 00:30:01,333 Looks like you'll be here long. 666 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:05,042 How fitting! Minibus riding a minibus. 667 00:30:05,583 --> 00:30:06,458 You're not helping me with that? 668 00:30:06,458 --> 00:30:07,417 Get it yourself. 669 00:30:07,418 --> 00:30:08,666 Who asked you to come early? 670 00:30:08,667 --> 00:30:09,791 You ordered a drink and sat for 2 hours. 671 00:30:09,792 --> 00:30:11,167 Why should I help you? 672 00:30:11,792 --> 00:30:13,624 Are you sick? I'm busy. 673 00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:14,832 - Sicko... - What happen? 674 00:30:14,833 --> 00:30:15,993 - Exactly! - The nerve of you. 675 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:22,875 Put that over there. 676 00:30:23,917 --> 00:30:25,624 - Invite him to play S&M next time. - Go ahead. 677 00:30:25,625 --> 00:30:26,708 I don't like finger taste. 678 00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:28,667 What time will your Boss leave? 679 00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:30,541 Usually around 6. 680 00:30:30,542 --> 00:30:31,542 But after she had the baby, 681 00:30:31,543 --> 00:30:33,291 not sure if she'll leave early to feed him. 682 00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:34,957 Let's play it safe. 683 00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:36,666 We must find the milk before 5 o'clock. 684 00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:39,542 That's easier said than done. How? 685 00:30:39,792 --> 00:30:42,999 I heard people who are into SM, 686 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,707 are quite hooked on role play. 687 00:30:44,708 --> 00:30:47,792 They're willing to pay for breast milk so they can play baby. 688 00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:49,999 You know anyone? 689 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,082 My clients don't do breast milk. 690 00:30:53,083 --> 00:30:54,457 Let's go online and search for breast milk. 691 00:30:54,458 --> 00:30:55,708 Search for private milk! 692 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,208 Private milk. 693 00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:02,457 Did you check Taobao? 694 00:31:02,458 --> 00:31:04,042 Even Taobao can't make it. 695 00:31:08,208 --> 00:31:09,666 Hey, Genius, 696 00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:13,250 it's breast milk, not beast milk. 697 00:31:13,542 --> 00:31:15,541 Just ask if you can't spell. 698 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:16,666 Listen, 699 00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:17,874 just because we're on your turf, 700 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:19,167 doesn't mean minibus is king. 701 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,957 See? You heard her! 702 00:31:21,958 --> 00:31:23,598 - I'm sure she didn't mean it. - Sit down! 703 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,041 You're not the reason we're here today. 704 00:31:26,042 --> 00:31:28,583 Settle your differences somewhere else. 705 00:31:28,792 --> 00:31:30,999 May hates me but she's willing to help. 706 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,791 If June were not in trouble, 707 00:31:32,792 --> 00:31:34,708 when was the last time we sat in the same room? 708 00:31:35,292 --> 00:31:37,458 And you! You always go to June for help. 709 00:31:37,667 --> 00:31:39,457 Did she ever say no? 710 00:31:39,458 --> 00:31:41,332 She's in deep shit today. 711 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,499 Don't we owe it to her to help her out? 712 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:44,832 Stop your petty bickering! 713 00:31:44,833 --> 00:31:46,999 Exactly! June is up shit creek today. 714 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,792 Remember your dog got sick when you were out of town? 715 00:31:49,958 --> 00:31:52,333 Who took the dog to the vet? 716 00:31:53,792 --> 00:31:56,166 And you! Who was your guarantor, 717 00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:58,042 when you needed a bank loan? 718 00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:01,832 And you! 719 00:32:01,833 --> 00:32:03,625 Remember when your Dad visited you... 720 00:32:04,167 --> 00:32:05,666 and you needed someone to be your chick. 721 00:32:05,667 --> 00:32:07,332 Who dropped everything at work, 722 00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:09,957 and took him to Lau Fau Shan for seafood? 723 00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:10,958 And you didn't even show up! 724 00:32:10,959 --> 00:32:12,000 Sorry, Madam! 725 00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:14,750 Today, June is in trouble. 726 00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:17,667 We must help her no matter what. 727 00:32:19,167 --> 00:32:22,333 I'm really grateful, you guys! 728 00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:26,042 Time is running out. 729 00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:27,167 Where can we find the milk? 730 00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:28,333 Hey, I'm sorry! 731 00:32:28,875 --> 00:32:29,999 Is it really good? 732 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,999 That's what I heard. 733 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,833 Really? Let me see... 734 00:32:34,083 --> 00:32:35,458 I'll try this. 735 00:32:35,958 --> 00:32:37,416 Waiter! Take order. 736 00:32:37,417 --> 00:32:38,417 Coming! 737 00:32:42,958 --> 00:32:46,541 Pineapple butter, iced lemon tea, little sugar... 738 00:32:46,542 --> 00:32:47,791 Fuck! Are you local? 739 00:32:47,792 --> 00:32:49,750 Speak English. 740 00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:58,625 Pineapple butter... 741 00:32:59,375 --> 00:33:00,833 Iced lemon tea... 742 00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:02,707 Little sugar... 743 00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:04,666 Speak English! 744 00:33:04,667 --> 00:33:07,625 I... I am talking English... now. 745 00:33:08,583 --> 00:33:09,792 God help me! 746 00:33:11,667 --> 00:33:12,625 Speak English! 747 00:33:12,626 --> 00:33:16,582 Set A, B, C or D? 748 00:33:16,583 --> 00:33:17,708 Which set? 749 00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:20,917 Set B. 750 00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:22,750 Set B, Right? 751 00:33:23,625 --> 00:33:26,083 Took you long enough. 752 00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:28,667 You two are just browsing? 753 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:30,750 Order now. 754 00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:31,750 Set A. 755 00:33:31,751 --> 00:33:33,541 And you? 756 00:33:33,542 --> 00:33:34,624 Set C. 757 00:33:34,625 --> 00:33:35,916 Set C, Right? 758 00:33:35,917 --> 00:33:38,875 As simple as ABC. 759 00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:44,375 Don't drink that! It's for rinsing. 760 00:33:46,417 --> 00:33:47,958 Sets A, B and C. 761 00:33:48,917 --> 00:33:50,249 Let's pan him online. 762 00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:51,250 What did you say? 763 00:33:52,458 --> 00:33:55,625 I said... I'll recommend you online. 764 00:33:55,792 --> 00:33:56,792 Good! 765 00:33:57,875 --> 00:33:59,292 Send someone who can speak English 766 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:01,541 okay... 767 00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:04,083 ABC... I'll give you a hand. 768 00:34:04,458 --> 00:34:05,417 Who recommended this place? 769 00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:06,292 It's a shelter. 770 00:34:06,293 --> 00:34:07,416 Openrice. 771 00:34:07,417 --> 00:34:10,042 Openrice? I'll pan it on Openrice. 772 00:34:11,042 --> 00:34:13,332 This fat guy is a cocky SOB. 773 00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:14,583 No... 774 00:34:14,958 --> 00:34:16,167 he's right. 775 00:34:17,792 --> 00:34:19,666 Don't make it so complicated. 776 00:34:19,667 --> 00:34:22,124 The 8 of us should be like this menu. 777 00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:24,417 We split up. 778 00:34:25,875 --> 00:34:28,375 Set A, you two go find Eva at the kindergarten. 779 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,333 You might find a sucking child out there. 780 00:34:30,958 --> 00:34:33,249 Set B, the three of you 781 00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:35,208 check online for private milk for sale. 782 00:34:35,708 --> 00:34:36,542 What about me? 783 00:34:36,543 --> 00:34:39,125 Set C, go back to the office and stall your Boss. 784 00:34:40,417 --> 00:34:41,417 What about you? 785 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:42,750 Set D, 786 00:34:43,125 --> 00:34:44,925 I get back on my beat. Call me if you need me. 787 00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:45,958 Let's go! 788 00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:53,875 What's wrong? 789 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:55,291 That bitch is such a jinx 790 00:34:55,292 --> 00:34:57,416 I get sick every time I see her. 791 00:34:57,417 --> 00:34:59,957 Even if I spot her picture online, 792 00:34:59,958 --> 00:35:01,292 I'd get sick for 2 days. 793 00:35:01,792 --> 00:35:03,632 You must be sworn enemies from a previous life. 794 00:35:04,125 --> 00:35:05,708 It's just up ahead. Hurry up. 795 00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:21,374 Class, 796 00:35:21,375 --> 00:35:23,582 I have a question for you. 797 00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:24,500 Watch the blackboard, 798 00:35:24,501 --> 00:35:28,666 we have 7 kids, 799 00:35:28,667 --> 00:35:31,166 but only 3 apples 800 00:35:31,167 --> 00:35:32,249 and a knife. 801 00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:34,082 How can we cut 4 times 802 00:35:34,083 --> 00:35:37,208 and share the apples evenly? 803 00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:38,292 Can you answer me? 804 00:35:38,293 --> 00:35:39,916 Give them the whole apple. 805 00:35:39,917 --> 00:35:41,125 The whole apple? 806 00:35:42,458 --> 00:35:43,458 Why are you here? 807 00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:45,541 Can we have a word outside? 808 00:35:45,542 --> 00:35:46,916 I'm in the middle of a class. 809 00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:47,957 This won't take long. 810 00:35:47,958 --> 00:35:50,749 Get out! We're in a class. 811 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:53,417 Get out... 812 00:35:54,792 --> 00:35:56,083 Followed? 813 00:35:57,042 --> 00:35:58,332 Cut them up? 814 00:35:58,333 --> 00:36:00,875 What did you say? 815 00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:03,875 Make 4 cuts? 816 00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:12,957 Make 4 cuts? That should do it. 817 00:36:12,958 --> 00:36:13,958 Hey! 818 00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:16,792 Come out first. It's urgent. 819 00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:19,458 What's wrong? 820 00:36:20,750 --> 00:36:22,667 Stomach ache. 821 00:36:22,917 --> 00:36:23,917 Keep talking. 822 00:36:23,958 --> 00:36:24,958 Where's the toilet? 823 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:26,666 Turn right up ahead, one floor down 824 00:36:26,667 --> 00:36:27,999 I'll find it. 825 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,041 What's the matter with her? 826 00:36:29,042 --> 00:36:30,625 She has to take a dump. Come over here. 827 00:36:33,917 --> 00:36:36,916 What kind of shithole is this? 828 00:36:36,917 --> 00:36:38,749 I found this place online. 829 00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:40,874 They sell breast milk to men. 830 00:36:40,875 --> 00:36:42,416 You know how much men want to try it. 831 00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:43,916 That's sick! 832 00:36:43,917 --> 00:36:48,249 Sick? Japanese eat young girl's shit. 833 00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:49,749 Handroll or Sashimi? 834 00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:51,041 With or without wasabi? 835 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,042 Over here! 836 00:36:57,417 --> 00:36:59,457 What? This is a clothing store. 837 00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:02,291 It's my cover, Missy! 838 00:37:02,292 --> 00:37:03,749 Are you Keung? 839 00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:06,458 Szeto Nai-keung to those who don't know me. Move! 840 00:37:07,542 --> 00:37:09,957 Is this a sting operation? 841 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:14,166 No. We want to role play as parents bottle feeding breast milk 842 00:37:14,167 --> 00:37:15,916 I play the Mom. 843 00:37:15,917 --> 00:37:16,957 You? 844 00:37:16,958 --> 00:37:17,875 I'm the Dad. 845 00:37:17,876 --> 00:37:18,958 Oh! 846 00:37:21,292 --> 00:37:23,416 I'm the baby 847 00:37:23,417 --> 00:37:25,707 I want milk. 848 00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:27,167 You're so cute. 849 00:37:28,042 --> 00:37:30,374 There's actually a market for breast milk? 850 00:37:30,375 --> 00:37:34,375 We call it private milk. 851 00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:38,000 Go away! 852 00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:45,542 Are you shitting me? 853 00:38:07,917 --> 00:38:08,708 What are you doing in here? 854 00:38:08,709 --> 00:38:10,458 You're in the men's room. 855 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:16,374 Anything is possible in this world. 856 00:38:16,375 --> 00:38:17,749 That's what we called 857 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:20,125 the law of supply and demand 858 00:38:21,042 --> 00:38:22,208 1800 859 00:38:23,375 --> 00:38:25,249 It was $1,200 on the website 860 00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:27,249 I'm hard on cash and things are tense. 861 00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:28,500 You want it or not? 862 00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:30,875 $1,800? 863 00:38:31,417 --> 00:38:33,541 Hold on... this is a fake! 865 00:38:33,542 --> 00:38:35,332 Says who? 866 00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:39,541 All my clients come back for more. 867 00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:41,957 Szeto Nai-keung is not your real name. 868 00:38:41,958 --> 00:38:45,667 You're Taobao Keung, right? 869 00:38:46,292 --> 00:38:48,041 Taobao Keung? You know him? 870 00:38:48,042 --> 00:38:49,457 You used to sell on Taobao? 871 00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:52,749 He looked familiar when I walked in. 872 00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:54,749 He had a shop across the street from mine, 873 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:58,333 selling fragrant underwear worn by schoolgirls. 874 00:38:58,792 --> 00:39:01,832 But 9 out of 10 were fakes. 875 00:39:01,833 --> 00:39:04,624 That's why we call him Taobao Keung. 876 00:39:04,625 --> 00:39:06,957 People get ringworms from wearing what he sold. 877 00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:09,374 Those were not underwear from schoolgirls. 878 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,832 He wore them himself. 879 00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:14,041 Some even had ringworms on their tongues. 880 00:39:14,042 --> 00:39:15,666 Hey! I told them to smell, 881 00:39:15,667 --> 00:39:17,041 but they chose to lick. 882 00:39:17,042 --> 00:39:19,582 It's not my fault they didn't listen. 883 00:39:19,583 --> 00:39:20,458 Let's go. It's fake milk 884 00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:23,166 I don't care what you say about me. 885 00:39:23,167 --> 00:39:24,957 But... the milk is genuine. 886 00:39:24,958 --> 00:39:28,457 Really? Why don't you try it? 887 00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:30,541 Alright... you win. It's fake 888 00:39:30,542 --> 00:39:33,624 I added a little condensed milk to ordinary milk. 889 00:39:33,625 --> 00:39:34,957 If you can, 890 00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:37,625 perfect anything you do, it becomes art. 891 00:39:43,833 --> 00:39:47,000 Look the other way. Don't look at me. 892 00:39:56,917 --> 00:40:00,583 Can you fetch me some toilet paper, kid? 893 00:40:06,208 --> 00:40:07,208 More, please. 894 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,083 A little bit more? 895 00:40:17,084 --> 00:40:19,042 But it's not Eco-friendly. 896 00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:24,667 Just this time. Can you get me one as tall as you? 897 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:32,500 Thank you. 898 00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:40,917 Kid! 899 00:40:42,083 --> 00:40:43,667 Come here, kid! 900 00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:48,249 It's not flushing? 901 00:40:48,250 --> 00:40:50,957 Ours are usually not so big. 902 00:40:50,958 --> 00:40:51,708 What can we do? 903 00:40:51,709 --> 00:40:53,457 Why don't we try to chop it 904 00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:56,583 ls there a column-like object? 905 00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:10,083 Nobody can tell after we clean up. 906 00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:39,833 This is for you. 907 00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:42,875 Nobody can tell after we clean up. 908 00:41:47,583 --> 00:41:49,917 Supply is really tight lately. 909 00:41:50,167 --> 00:41:52,166 We have no supply from the milk head. 910 00:41:52,167 --> 00:41:53,457 Milk head? 911 00:41:53,458 --> 00:41:55,666 The source. 912 00:41:55,667 --> 00:41:56,832 What were you thinking? 913 00:41:56,833 --> 00:41:58,957 Why don't you tell us 914 00:41:58,958 --> 00:42:00,417 where you got your goods? 915 00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:03,082 What can I say? 916 00:42:03,083 --> 00:42:05,582 Alright... A doula stole it. 917 00:42:05,583 --> 00:42:07,749 Give me the contact. 918 00:42:07,750 --> 00:42:08,708 We need a bottle today. 919 00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:09,292 Why? 920 00:42:09,293 --> 00:42:13,042 Or we'll charge you for access to milk head with criminal intent. 921 00:42:14,167 --> 00:42:15,832 Here, take it. But I don't know 922 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:17,793 if she has anything to sell. I make no guarantees. 923 00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:20,332 - Don't take it with you! - Let's go. 924 00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:24,583 Give it back... 925 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:26,125 This voice doesn't work? 926 00:42:26,542 --> 00:42:27,458 Oh my God! 927 00:42:27,459 --> 00:42:28,999 That's why we're here. 928 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,916 Why me? I don't have any. 929 00:42:30,917 --> 00:42:32,749 Hey, this is a kindergarten. 930 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:34,124 There must be a sucking child around. 931 00:42:34,125 --> 00:42:36,666 Someone might have a bottle of breast milk. 932 00:42:36,667 --> 00:42:38,457 Not in my class. 933 00:42:38,458 --> 00:42:39,916 Maybe they have one next door. 934 00:42:39,917 --> 00:42:40,917 Who? 935 00:42:43,375 --> 00:42:44,167 Fai. 936 00:42:44,168 --> 00:42:46,207 He might have it. Ask him. 937 00:42:46,208 --> 00:42:47,458 But he's a bit weird. 938 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000 Let's go. 939 00:42:58,125 --> 00:43:02,042 Fai-fai, did you bring your milk bottle? 940 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000 Really? 941 00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:07,083 She wants to try breast milk. 942 00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:08,958 Can you let her try? 943 00:43:09,250 --> 00:43:13,749 I never had it when I was a kid. 944 00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:16,792 Now I would love to try it. 945 00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:20,957 Can you help me find a bottle of milk? 946 00:43:20,958 --> 00:43:23,292 What will you trade me? 947 00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:25,832 Don't be so skimpy. 948 00:43:25,833 --> 00:43:27,542 What do you want, kid? 949 00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:31,750 I want to hold the ball. 950 00:43:35,167 --> 00:43:36,999 Are you shitting me? 951 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,916 Think of the big picture. 952 00:43:38,917 --> 00:43:41,832 How old is he? This is outrageous! 953 00:43:41,833 --> 00:43:43,874 I have nothing to do with this 954 00:43:43,875 --> 00:43:46,166 I only work here. I'll pretend I didn't hear it. 955 00:43:46,167 --> 00:43:47,958 Make your own deal. 956 00:43:49,083 --> 00:43:52,667 Precisely because he's a kid. We should play fair. 957 00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:56,458 His hand is so tiny he can't grope you. 958 00:43:56,792 --> 00:43:58,082 It'll be like a mosquito bite. 959 00:43:58,083 --> 00:43:59,958 You're capable of saying anything. 960 00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:01,917 Do this for June. 961 00:44:05,958 --> 00:44:07,042 We have a deal. 962 00:44:07,375 --> 00:44:08,375 Just once. 963 00:44:09,458 --> 00:44:11,625 Come on! I'm ready. 964 00:44:12,708 --> 00:44:13,708 Go ahead. 965 00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:15,375 Don't be scared. 966 00:44:15,958 --> 00:44:16,958 I want... 967 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,417 Ball! I want that ball. 968 00:44:23,458 --> 00:44:26,000 Don't look at me. You thought so too 969 00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:30,250 I'll take care of this. 970 00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:32,625 Give me the ball. 971 00:44:34,917 --> 00:44:37,375 See how hard she's trying? 972 00:44:37,708 --> 00:44:39,542 - Give me the ball. - No. 973 00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:43,333 You like this ball? 974 00:44:44,792 --> 00:44:46,625 Fai, catch! 975 00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:50,333 Bravo! You held the ball! 976 00:44:51,042 --> 00:44:52,125 Where's the milk? 977 00:44:52,833 --> 00:44:53,833 I don't have any. 978 00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:56,374 Fai doesn't have any. 979 00:44:56,375 --> 00:44:58,832 My Mom and his Mom are friends. 980 00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:01,292 His Mom makes his milk from powder. 981 00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:04,417 If you want breast milk, ask me. 982 00:45:08,042 --> 00:45:10,417 And what do you want? 983 00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:12,250 500 984 00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:18,291 $500? What for? How old are you? 985 00:45:18,292 --> 00:45:20,291 I'm saving money to buy a flat. 986 00:45:20,292 --> 00:45:21,292 Now? 987 00:45:21,958 --> 00:45:23,457 At your age? 988 00:45:23,458 --> 00:45:25,542 Do you own a flat? 989 00:45:25,958 --> 00:45:29,750 See? That's because you didn't save up when you were little. 990 00:45:30,708 --> 00:45:32,416 Do you have $500? 991 00:45:32,417 --> 00:45:33,457 Are you sure? 992 00:45:33,458 --> 00:45:36,332 Look, if I was willing to let that kid grab my boobs 993 00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:39,875 I'll give this one $500. It's for June. 994 00:45:41,292 --> 00:45:42,417 Here...$500. 995 00:45:43,458 --> 00:45:44,625 Where's the milk? 996 00:45:45,083 --> 00:45:47,499 Wait here same time tomorrow. 997 00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:49,041 Tomorrow is too late. 998 00:45:49,042 --> 00:45:52,249 Even Taobao doesn't do same day delivery. 999 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,667 Give me back my $500. 1000 00:45:54,542 --> 00:45:55,542 Hey! 1001 00:45:58,083 --> 00:45:59,083 Where to? 1002 00:45:59,333 --> 00:46:01,417 Pentland Apartments in Sai Kung 1003 00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:02,750 okay! 1004 00:46:04,542 --> 00:46:05,917 Fasten your seat belts. 1005 00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:09,083 You're so attentive. 1006 00:46:09,833 --> 00:46:13,332 Wow, you're big. 1007 00:46:13,333 --> 00:46:15,500 You train? 1008 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,333 Sometimes. 1009 00:46:20,042 --> 00:46:21,374 What's wrong with you two? 1010 00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:23,375 One in the front, the other in the back. 1011 00:46:23,917 --> 00:46:27,457 He's in heat. He scrambles up front. 1012 00:46:27,458 --> 00:46:29,791 You think he's training up to be a construction worker? 1013 00:46:29,792 --> 00:46:31,082 Nothing... 1014 00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:34,082 I was worried you have forgotten how to take me from behind. 1015 00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:37,291 That's why I took the front seat so you can see my back 1016 00:46:37,292 --> 00:46:39,375 I can't see unless you pull off your pants now 1017 00:46:39,958 --> 00:46:42,583 okay... my bad for shooting off my mouth. 1018 00:46:43,083 --> 00:46:44,125 Forget what I said. 1019 00:46:44,458 --> 00:46:46,333 Driver, turn on the radio. 1020 00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:47,333 Sure! 1021 00:46:47,333 --> 00:46:48,333 I'll help you. 1022 00:47:23,417 --> 00:47:25,832 Can we go to the parenting website, 1023 00:47:25,833 --> 00:47:27,500 and ask those Moms for a bottle of milk? 1024 00:47:27,750 --> 00:47:29,582 I heard breastfeeding Moms 1025 00:47:29,583 --> 00:47:32,207 like to share with Moms who don't have enough milk. 1026 00:47:32,208 --> 00:47:33,750 Where can we find a kid? 1027 00:47:34,042 --> 00:47:35,707 They don't know us. Without a kid, 1028 00:47:35,708 --> 00:47:36,916 why would anyone give you a bottle? 1029 00:47:36,917 --> 00:47:38,292 Stop banning my ideas. 1030 00:47:38,833 --> 00:47:39,833 You have a better one? 1031 00:47:42,083 --> 00:47:43,207 Think about it 1032 00:47:43,208 --> 00:47:46,207 I have a live show at 3:15. 1033 00:47:46,208 --> 00:47:47,625 My fans are waiting. 1034 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,332 We don't have to try so hard. 1035 00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:51,583 You have tons of fans. 1036 00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:54,041 Go live and get them to help us. 1037 00:47:54,042 --> 00:47:55,791 But they don't have milk. 1038 00:47:55,792 --> 00:47:57,582 The kid this morning gave me an idea. 1039 00:47:57,583 --> 00:47:59,207 We'll swap milk for milk. 1040 00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:01,041 Within the next 2 hours, 1041 00:48:01,042 --> 00:48:02,750 whoever can get us a bottle, 1042 00:48:03,083 --> 00:48:04,832 can squeeze your boobs once. 1043 00:48:04,833 --> 00:48:07,874 There must be a die-hard geek out there, 1044 00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:09,082 who would steal from his sister 1045 00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:11,458 or mother. Let them think of a way. 1046 00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:13,542 I don't think so 1047 00:48:14,750 --> 00:48:16,124 because my fans 1048 00:48:16,125 --> 00:48:19,833 love my writing, not my body. 1049 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,874 Hello, everyone! 1050 00:48:25,875 --> 00:48:29,707 Rosalin needs a bottle of breast milk in 2 hours. 1051 00:48:29,708 --> 00:48:34,457 If anyone out there can help me find one, 1052 00:48:34,458 --> 00:48:37,416 I'll let you 1053 00:48:37,417 --> 00:48:39,499 touch my boobs. 1054 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:40,958 Gently, of course. 1055 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,500 If you have it, text me. 1056 00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:49,249 Now I know they like my boobs after all. 1057 00:48:49,250 --> 00:48:50,957 You're the only one who didn't know. 1058 00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:54,542 It's a blessing to be fantasized by all 1059 00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:57,042 so many. 1060 00:48:59,875 --> 00:49:01,041 You just broke a new record. 1061 00:49:01,042 --> 00:49:03,792 You saved the day for June! 1062 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:08,749 We swap a bottle for a squeeze. 1063 00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:09,874 We need human breast milk. 1064 00:49:09,875 --> 00:49:13,207 To be precise, it's Vitasoy brought by a human being. 1065 00:49:13,208 --> 00:49:16,041 You should be a standup comedian. 1066 00:49:16,042 --> 00:49:17,042 Out! 1067 00:49:17,875 --> 00:49:19,875 ...Breast milk! 1068 00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:25,666 It stinks. Don't tell me that's human breast milk. 1069 00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:27,667 Drink that... 1070 00:49:28,042 --> 00:49:30,375 ...and you'll have a baby 1071 00:49:30,542 --> 00:49:32,124 and you'll have milk. 1072 00:49:32,125 --> 00:49:33,917 Thanks a lot. Save it for your Mom. 1073 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,000 Hey! 1074 00:49:36,667 --> 00:49:39,624 Hi, I have no milk of any kind 1075 00:49:39,625 --> 00:49:41,505 I'm just passing by, thought I'd give it a shot. 1076 00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:44,250 We can shake on it or squeeze your boobs and be friends. 1077 00:49:45,625 --> 00:49:47,208 That applies to you too Come on! 1078 00:49:55,333 --> 00:49:57,042 Hey... 1079 00:49:58,583 --> 00:50:00,666 All of you here to buy a bottle of milk? 1080 00:50:00,667 --> 00:50:02,499 No, do you have it? 1081 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:05,082 Yes! Fork over the money. $2,000 1082 00:50:05,083 --> 00:50:05,667 $2,000? 1083 00:50:05,668 --> 00:50:08,041 That's not the price online, lady. 1084 00:50:08,042 --> 00:50:11,374 We're short on supply. I'm risking my life. 1085 00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:15,417 If I get caught, I'll lose my job. 1086 00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:19,207 Take it or leave it. 1087 00:50:19,208 --> 00:50:21,332 Why didn't you give it to Keung? 1088 00:50:21,333 --> 00:50:24,874 The goods are hard to steal. Here... 1089 00:50:24,875 --> 00:50:27,832 The mother is sleeping upstairs 1090 00:50:27,833 --> 00:50:30,499 I sent the chauffeur and the maid to the market. 1091 00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:33,374 You have 30 minutes. 1092 00:50:33,375 --> 00:50:35,874 There are plenty of cameras around. 1093 00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:38,125 Make sure you wear a mask. 1094 00:50:39,125 --> 00:50:43,332 If you got caught, you'll get me in trouble. 1095 00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:45,166 Hey, aren't we buying from you? 1096 00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:46,624 Why do we have to steal it? 1097 00:50:46,625 --> 00:50:51,250 I told you I'm risking my life for this. 1098 00:50:51,667 --> 00:50:54,082 If it was that easy, I'd do it myself 1099 00:50:54,083 --> 00:50:56,208 I won't need you, right? 1100 00:50:57,375 --> 00:50:58,917 Yes or no? 1101 00:50:59,292 --> 00:51:01,333 You have 30 minutes. Be careful! 1102 00:51:03,708 --> 00:51:05,749 I'm here to buy milk 1103 00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:07,332 I didn't sign up for burglary. 1104 00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:09,792 Where can we find a mask? 1105 00:51:11,458 --> 00:51:16,250 I had... met a guy. He's a fireman in Sai Kung. 1106 00:51:16,958 --> 00:51:17,958 So? 1107 00:51:21,625 --> 00:51:22,583 You are... 1108 00:51:22,584 --> 00:51:24,416 Call me Ho. I don't know why either. 1109 00:51:24,417 --> 00:51:26,708 You needed a bottle and... 1110 00:51:29,208 --> 00:51:30,792 I got you one. 1111 00:51:31,583 --> 00:51:32,823 I don't want anything in return 1112 00:51:33,167 --> 00:51:36,874 I don't want these assholes to insult or profane you. 1113 00:51:36,875 --> 00:51:38,583 You don't deserve that. 1114 00:51:39,083 --> 00:51:41,624 Your voice sounds familiar. Have we met? 1115 00:51:41,625 --> 00:51:47,708 I don't know. There's only one girl for me. 1116 00:51:48,542 --> 00:51:52,499 Haruki Murakami is right about meeting that perfect girl 1117 00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:55,917 I just met mine. I don't want anything. 1118 00:51:56,292 --> 00:51:57,292 Because... 1119 00:51:58,208 --> 00:52:03,333 The river understands its responsibility to the flower. 1120 00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:07,624 Its duty is to escort the flower. 1121 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:13,166 If the journey is a happy one, life has no regret. 1122 00:52:13,167 --> 00:52:16,457 Water drops evaporate to become clouds in the sky. 1123 00:52:16,458 --> 00:52:19,332 Petals flow downstream and take root in the soil. 1124 00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:24,666 My destiny is sealed. 1125 00:52:24,667 --> 00:52:28,125 You're wet... I mean your eyes. 1126 00:52:29,583 --> 00:52:31,667 Tell May we found a bottle. 1127 00:52:32,458 --> 00:52:34,583 Go ahead, I'll let you get wet. 1128 00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:50,457 Some guy got us a bottle. 1129 00:52:50,458 --> 00:52:52,832 Somehow he looks awfully familiar 1130 00:52:52,833 --> 00:52:55,583 I just sent you his picture. You know him? 1131 00:52:56,875 --> 00:52:58,000 Ho? 1132 00:52:59,667 --> 00:53:01,457 He's a punk 1133 00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:03,125 I just questioned him this morning. 1134 00:53:03,667 --> 00:53:04,999 Better have someone double check the bottle. 1135 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,167 Thanks a lot. Bye! 1136 00:53:21,958 --> 00:53:22,958 How is it? 1137 00:53:31,292 --> 00:53:32,292 So high? 1138 00:53:38,875 --> 00:53:40,333 My ass... 1139 00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:42,583 Watch out... 1140 00:53:58,833 --> 00:54:00,957 I really don't want to play with her. 1141 00:54:00,958 --> 00:54:02,916 She's always discarding the wrong tile. 1142 00:54:02,917 --> 00:54:03,917 It's no fun. 1143 00:54:05,208 --> 00:54:07,583 It's difficult to play with her. 1144 00:54:07,917 --> 00:54:11,124 Just like yesterday, it was obvious one player had a pure hand. 1145 00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:13,499 How can she discard 7 Bamboos? 1146 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,000 It's difficult to play with her. 1147 00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:20,667 "Try to lure her away." 1148 00:54:21,125 --> 00:54:21,833 "Me?" 1149 00:54:21,834 --> 00:54:22,957 "Distract her any way you can." 1150 00:54:22,958 --> 00:54:24,999 "How can I do it?" 1151 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,250 But we must quit before my husband comes home. 1152 00:54:28,292 --> 00:54:29,292 Of course. 1153 00:54:29,667 --> 00:54:30,958 "Hurry up!" 1154 00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,042 okay... tomorrow at 1. 1155 00:54:41,167 --> 00:54:42,583 Hey, wait! 1156 00:54:46,542 --> 00:54:48,166 There's a Smurf outside my door. 1157 00:54:48,167 --> 00:54:48,917 What are you doing? 1158 00:54:48,918 --> 00:54:51,707 My name is Anyone 1159 00:54:51,708 --> 00:54:54,291 I'm from the Fire Services Department 1160 00:54:54,292 --> 00:54:58,792 I'm here to promote the message anyone can save a life. 1161 00:54:59,375 --> 00:55:01,292 Let me show you a song. 1162 00:55:07,917 --> 00:55:11,707 "Left hand, right hand, keep them straight on your chest." 1163 00:55:11,708 --> 00:55:15,666 "5 cm deep..." 1164 00:55:15,667 --> 00:55:19,541 "Press twice per second..." 1165 00:55:19,542 --> 00:55:21,874 Alright... get lost! 1166 00:55:21,875 --> 00:55:24,624 Go find someone else 1167 00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:26,124 5 cm is crucial. 1168 00:55:26,125 --> 00:55:28,582 Because everyone's sternum is different. 1169 00:55:28,583 --> 00:55:30,291 When you press down, 1170 00:55:30,292 --> 00:55:31,916 the feeling is different for everyone. 1171 00:55:31,917 --> 00:55:34,167 Shall I do another demonstration? 1172 00:55:34,917 --> 00:55:36,249 Since when did firemen become lechers? 1173 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:38,791 Don't pick on firemen. 1174 00:55:38,792 --> 00:55:40,833 Anyone can be a lecher. 1175 00:55:41,542 --> 00:55:43,207 Get lost. Do your gig next door. 1176 00:55:43,208 --> 00:55:44,000 Please give me another chance. 1177 00:55:44,001 --> 00:55:46,749 They like this sort of thing. 1178 00:55:46,750 --> 00:55:47,542 Go next door. 1179 00:55:47,543 --> 00:55:49,624 WTF! Why did you shut the door? 1180 00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:52,208 - We should pick up after ourselves. - Why? 1181 00:55:52,667 --> 00:55:54,750 I ran into it! 1182 00:56:11,958 --> 00:56:13,417 Fuck! Soy milk! 1183 00:56:17,417 --> 00:56:18,617 Where's the accessible toilet? 1184 00:56:18,833 --> 00:56:19,833 Outside, turn left. 1185 00:56:29,125 --> 00:56:31,125 No. Let's go to your place. 1186 00:56:31,417 --> 00:56:33,917 Open up! 1187 00:56:39,208 --> 00:56:43,667 After the gentlest resonance. 1188 00:56:44,833 --> 00:56:46,042 Call me. 1189 00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:48,667 I better run. 1190 00:56:52,292 --> 00:56:54,207 There's really no cure for stupidity. 1191 00:56:54,208 --> 00:56:56,167 He's different. 1192 00:56:57,167 --> 00:56:58,707 Other people just want to grab my boobs. 1193 00:56:58,708 --> 00:57:00,958 He's serious about me. 1194 00:57:01,458 --> 00:57:03,083 Seriously, it's soy milk. 1195 00:57:03,583 --> 00:57:05,916 How did you know? 1196 00:57:05,917 --> 00:57:07,542 He's genuinely serious about me. 1197 00:57:08,292 --> 00:57:09,707 Of course he is. 1198 00:57:09,708 --> 00:57:11,916 He headed straight for the accessible toilet 1199 00:57:11,917 --> 00:57:14,957 I'm saying it's a bottle of soy milk. 1200 00:57:14,958 --> 00:57:15,958 What? 1201 00:57:20,208 --> 00:57:21,917 Why did you hand it to me? 1202 00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:23,624 You should say something. 1203 00:57:23,625 --> 00:57:25,291 Don't reach out your hand if you didn't know better. 1204 00:57:25,292 --> 00:57:27,292 Your hands are weak from jerking off. 1205 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,082 There's really no need to bring that up. 1206 00:57:30,083 --> 00:57:31,791 Which one of your eyes saw me do that? 1207 00:57:31,792 --> 00:57:34,041 Eye A, B and C. 1208 00:57:34,042 --> 00:57:35,207 - Eye C? When? - See all. 1209 00:57:35,208 --> 00:57:36,125 Don't bother to deny it. 1210 00:57:36,126 --> 00:57:37,666 - When? - Don't quarrel. 1211 00:57:37,667 --> 00:57:38,917 Last time we went to Phuket. 1212 00:57:39,125 --> 00:57:40,542 You can't fool me. 1213 00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:42,855 We hadn't had a nice fuck for so long. 1214 00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:45,208 I thought we could do that in Phuket. 1215 00:57:47,875 --> 00:57:51,458 But you'd rather jerk off than touch me. 1216 00:57:52,750 --> 00:57:54,458 Show me your wallet. 1217 00:57:55,417 --> 00:57:58,458 Let's see whose picture you're jerking off at. 1218 00:57:59,667 --> 00:58:01,792 Don't do this. 1219 00:58:07,708 --> 00:58:09,583 Please don't go! 1220 00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:30,500 Please don't go! 1221 00:58:32,917 --> 00:58:36,250 Don't do this. Please don't go! 1222 00:58:37,250 --> 00:58:38,583 Why? 1223 00:58:40,958 --> 00:58:43,082 You were looking at my picture. 1224 00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:45,042 Why didn't you tell me? 1225 00:58:46,708 --> 00:58:48,250 I've had enough of you! 1226 00:58:48,875 --> 00:58:50,666 Why did you train so hard? 1227 00:58:50,667 --> 00:58:54,166 I like you better when you were pudgy. 1228 00:58:54,167 --> 00:58:57,832 You were the No. 1 cuddly bear. 1229 00:58:57,833 --> 00:59:01,792 Look at those abs. You're now the Incredible Hulk. 1230 00:59:02,292 --> 00:59:07,082 I jerk off thinking about the chubby you. 1231 00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:11,125 Tell me... you train so hard... 1232 00:59:11,708 --> 00:59:13,708 because you found someone else? 1233 00:59:21,625 --> 00:59:23,333 I had a body check last year. 1234 00:59:25,250 --> 00:59:27,749 The doctor said I have fatty liver disease, 1235 00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:29,590 hyperglycemia, hyperlipidemia and hypertension. 1236 00:59:30,208 --> 00:59:33,042 If I don't lose weight, it's a good chance. I will die. 1237 00:59:33,583 --> 00:59:34,583 You know? 1238 00:59:35,333 --> 00:59:36,333 Fucking die, man. 1239 00:59:38,667 --> 00:59:40,500 What do you want me to do? 1240 00:59:40,917 --> 00:59:42,374 If something happens to me, 1241 00:59:42,375 --> 00:59:43,750 who's gonna take care of you? 1242 00:59:44,250 --> 00:59:46,167 This is Hong Kong, darling. 1243 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,500 We can't get married. 1244 00:59:49,625 --> 00:59:50,917 I have to lose weight, 1245 00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:54,082 you think I like to go to the fucking gym? 1246 00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:55,875 And beat myself up? 1247 00:59:56,125 --> 01:00:00,000 And eat that fucking tasteless steamed white chicken? 1248 01:00:01,958 --> 01:00:04,375 Braised pork belly was my favorite fucking dish! 1249 01:00:05,208 --> 01:00:07,124 Why didn't you tell me? 1250 01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:09,042 You didn't tell me you like me fat either. 1251 01:00:09,917 --> 01:00:12,708 What's the use of telling you about my poor health? 1252 01:00:13,125 --> 01:00:14,500 You can't help me. 1253 01:00:15,125 --> 01:00:16,875 We're a couple. 1254 01:00:18,083 --> 01:00:20,042 I don't want you to worry. 1255 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:48,458 Sorry... 1256 01:00:49,292 --> 01:00:50,458 Sorry! 1257 01:01:05,958 --> 01:01:09,416 "Its great everything is out in the open." 1258 01:01:09,417 --> 01:01:12,749 "Hold that thought. Don't get horny." 1259 01:01:12,750 --> 01:01:16,166 "We still don't have the bottle of milk." 1260 01:01:16,167 --> 01:01:19,582 "Save your roll in the sack for tonight." 1261 01:01:19,583 --> 01:01:24,124 "Where can we get a bottle of breast milk?" 1262 01:01:24,125 --> 01:01:29,749 "Where? Give me milk! Give me milk!" 1263 01:01:29,750 --> 01:01:33,500 "Don't listen to me sing. Go find the milk. Go!" 1264 01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:36,916 Let's get back to business. 1265 01:01:36,917 --> 01:01:38,124 On my way out, 1266 01:01:38,125 --> 01:01:40,082 I saw a breastfeeding room in the mall. 1267 01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:41,749 That's where we can find breast milk. 1268 01:01:41,750 --> 01:01:44,583 Let's steal a bottle from there. 1269 01:01:45,458 --> 01:01:47,374 Let's call them. 1270 01:01:47,375 --> 01:01:48,375 "Go! 'Let's go! 1271 01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:54,749 Fuck! Everything is fake. 1272 01:01:54,750 --> 01:01:56,792 Just like your book. 1273 01:01:57,042 --> 01:01:58,457 You love someone, 1274 01:01:58,458 --> 01:02:00,375 he loves to shag someone 1275 01:02:01,167 --> 01:02:02,291 Boris called. 1276 01:02:02,292 --> 01:02:03,292 He has a plan. 1277 01:02:03,292 --> 01:02:04,292 Let's go find him. 1278 01:02:06,958 --> 01:02:09,250 Can you keep this to yourself? 1279 01:02:10,542 --> 01:02:13,083 Fix your hair. That's a dead giveaway. 1280 01:02:38,125 --> 01:02:39,083 Well? 1281 01:02:39,084 --> 01:02:40,124 We had this all figured out. 1282 01:02:40,125 --> 01:02:42,582 We'll pose as members of the Rainbow Breast Milk Club, 1283 01:02:42,583 --> 01:02:43,666 soliciting breast milk 1284 01:02:43,667 --> 01:02:46,000 for gay couples to feed their adopted child. 1285 01:02:47,125 --> 01:02:48,208 "No" Milk Club? 1286 01:02:49,292 --> 01:02:51,573 Only people have no milk like you could come up with that. 1287 01:02:51,958 --> 01:02:53,582 It's "mo" as in "mother". 1288 01:02:53,583 --> 01:02:55,333 Not "mo" as in "no", genius! 1289 01:02:56,042 --> 01:02:58,083 I'm sure it's the same word to you. 1290 01:02:58,292 --> 01:03:00,374 Only an illiterate like you would come up with that. 1291 01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:01,167 Stop it! 1292 01:03:01,167 --> 01:03:02,167 Where is it? Hurry up! 1293 01:03:05,833 --> 01:03:07,582 "Donate your drop of love Quell the hunger." 1294 01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:09,374 "Rainbow Breast Milk Club." 1295 01:03:09,375 --> 01:03:11,215 "Your love is breast milk Breast milk is love." 1296 01:03:11,625 --> 01:03:12,625 Hurry up! 1297 01:03:14,125 --> 01:03:15,125 More to the center. 1298 01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:17,250 You set up a booth already? 1299 01:03:17,833 --> 01:03:19,041 Of course! When a friend is in need, 1300 01:03:19,042 --> 01:03:21,457 I'd chip in money and/or my ex 1302 01:03:21,458 --> 01:03:23,250 I have 2 exes in production 1303 01:03:23,375 --> 01:03:24,749 I should go Bye! 1304 01:03:24,750 --> 01:03:25,750 Bye! 1305 01:03:26,292 --> 01:03:27,582 Call me, darling. 1306 01:03:27,583 --> 01:03:28,583 Sure! 1307 01:03:29,792 --> 01:03:33,500 He has enough exes to make the next "X-Men". 1308 01:03:34,625 --> 01:03:35,625 You are so naughty. 1309 01:03:35,958 --> 01:03:37,708 Don't be sarcastic. 1310 01:03:37,958 --> 01:03:41,708 Hey... told you to save that for tonight. 1311 01:03:41,875 --> 01:03:44,250 Sorry, I can't help it. 1312 01:03:45,833 --> 01:03:48,874 There are plenty of breastfeeding rooms in this mall. 1313 01:03:48,875 --> 01:03:51,541 Let's find someone to donate a bottle. 1314 01:03:51,542 --> 01:03:53,249 We have such team spirit. 1315 01:03:53,250 --> 01:03:54,250 Yes! 1316 01:03:54,667 --> 01:03:56,708 The hole is too small. 1317 01:03:57,792 --> 01:03:59,082 I can get it in, darling. 1318 01:03:59,083 --> 01:03:59,625 Thanks! 1319 01:03:59,626 --> 01:04:00,750 Yes, I'm in. 1320 01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:01,458 Done! 1321 01:04:01,583 --> 01:04:03,374 Give out the flyers... Go... 1323 01:04:03,375 --> 01:04:05,583 The bottle is pink. 1324 01:04:06,958 --> 01:04:08,333 Can you help us out? 1325 01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:10,167 Hi, please take one. Take a flyer. 1326 01:04:10,625 --> 01:04:12,250 We're from the Rainbow Breast Milk Club. 1327 01:04:12,417 --> 01:04:14,167 We're a non-profit charity organization. 1328 01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:16,499 Our nipples produce no milk. 1329 01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:17,958 But we have kids too. 1330 01:04:18,125 --> 01:04:20,832 Some kids never get to taste breast milk. 1331 01:04:20,833 --> 01:04:22,791 They need our care and concern. 1332 01:04:22,792 --> 01:04:25,707 Well, Life is like a rainbow, breast milk is running low. 1333 01:04:25,708 --> 01:04:27,124 A drop of life. 1334 01:04:27,125 --> 01:04:28,000 Do you have breast milk? 1335 01:04:28,001 --> 01:04:29,208 Please take one. 1336 01:04:29,375 --> 01:04:30,375 Read this. 1337 01:04:31,083 --> 01:04:32,374 You should have plenty of milk. 1338 01:04:32,375 --> 01:04:33,749 Sorry, I don't breastfeed 1339 01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:35,374 I'll check with a friend. Thank you. 1340 01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:36,583 Do you have milk? 1341 01:04:39,708 --> 01:04:43,874 Nothing Time is running out. 1342 01:04:43,875 --> 01:04:46,250 Nothing. 1343 01:04:46,792 --> 01:04:47,792 Sorry... 1344 01:04:49,792 --> 01:04:53,957 Excuse me. Are you the Pink Lin? 1345 01:04:53,958 --> 01:04:54,999 Pink Ladies! 1346 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,417 Right... sorry! Pink Ladies, right? 1347 01:04:59,083 --> 01:05:01,499 It's them. They're the Pink Ladies! 1348 01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:03,624 Long time no see! 1349 01:05:03,625 --> 01:05:07,833 We used to listen to you sing all the time. 1350 01:05:08,167 --> 01:05:10,042 We are huge fans! 1351 01:05:11,542 --> 01:05:13,833 Why are you giving out flyers? 1352 01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:16,916 Miss, the Pink Ladies 1354 01:05:16,917 --> 01:05:19,333 are the spokespersons for the Rainbow Breast Milk Club. 1355 01:05:19,625 --> 01:05:22,042 They're actually lesbians... 1356 01:05:22,917 --> 01:05:24,666 Oh... 1357 01:05:24,667 --> 01:05:27,708 I didn't expect to see them here. 1358 01:05:28,292 --> 01:05:31,167 I'm so excited. I haven't heard you sing for so long. 1359 01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:34,833 Why don't you sing together anymore? 1360 01:05:35,458 --> 01:05:37,541 She was sleeping around 1361 01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:39,333 and I dumped her. 1362 01:05:40,208 --> 01:05:42,417 You're back together now? 1363 01:05:42,750 --> 01:05:46,207 She begged me to take her back when she couldn't pick anyone up. 1364 01:05:46,208 --> 01:05:48,124 When will you sing again? 1365 01:05:48,125 --> 01:05:48,708 Oh, didn't you know? 1366 01:05:48,709 --> 01:05:50,541 They're the spokespersons of this event 1367 01:05:50,542 --> 01:05:52,917 and wrote a theme song for us. 1368 01:05:53,167 --> 01:05:54,792 Can you sing for us? 1369 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,583 I'd love to hear it. 1370 01:05:59,708 --> 01:06:02,083 Sure I love to sing. 1371 01:06:04,542 --> 01:06:05,708 Give her a beat. 1372 01:06:19,583 --> 01:06:23,291 "Love tore us apart and brought us back together" 1373 01:06:23,292 --> 01:06:26,999 "I realize you're most precious after the pain." 1374 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,707 "Love keeps us together" 1375 01:06:30,708 --> 01:06:34,374 "I'd give anything to see you happy." 1376 01:06:34,375 --> 01:06:37,999 "Just like Moms will do anything for their babies." 1377 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:41,666 "Ready to breastfeed them anytime, anywhere." 1378 01:06:41,667 --> 01:06:45,374 "Your breast milk is the greatest love for the baby." 1379 01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:50,208 "Let us share your love." 1380 01:07:13,125 --> 01:07:16,250 Calling, something fishy near breastfeeding room. 1381 01:07:18,583 --> 01:07:21,499 That's all I have I hope it's enough. 1382 01:07:21,500 --> 01:07:22,957 We welcome any donation 1383 01:07:22,958 --> 01:07:25,124 I thank you on behalf of all the gays and lesbians in Hong Kong. 1384 01:07:25,125 --> 01:07:26,250 Thank you. 1385 01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:28,041 But there's a slight problem. 1386 01:07:28,042 --> 01:07:28,792 What is it? 1387 01:07:28,793 --> 01:07:31,207 I had spicy hotpot last night. 1388 01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:33,749 The milk might be a bit spicy. 1389 01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:35,083 We'll take what we get. 1390 01:07:35,333 --> 01:07:37,832 No problem. Thank you for your contribution 1391 01:07:37,833 --> 01:07:39,083 I hope it's helpful. 1392 01:07:39,500 --> 01:07:40,500 Goodbye. 1393 01:07:40,875 --> 01:07:42,499 - Goodbye. - I hope it's helpful. 1394 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:44,708 - Goodbye. - You are the best. 1395 01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:48,582 Is it still warm? 1396 01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:50,792 Fresh and warm. Perfect! 1397 01:07:59,833 --> 01:08:01,208 Why so many security guards? 1398 01:08:01,917 --> 01:08:03,708 Who's stealing milk on my turf? 1399 01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:11,667 - Stay away from me! - What to do? 1400 01:08:17,667 --> 01:08:19,542 Stay away from me! 1401 01:08:21,292 --> 01:08:22,292 Move! 1402 01:08:24,583 --> 01:08:25,583 Hell?"... 1403 01:08:30,208 --> 01:08:32,500 You go here, the others follow me. 1404 01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:49,792 Don't run! 1405 01:09:43,375 --> 01:09:44,375 Let's go! 1406 01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:46,500 Get out! 1407 01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:50,375 Mind the wet floor! 1408 01:10:43,125 --> 01:10:44,625 Give me back! 1409 01:10:45,625 --> 01:10:46,625 My kind of guy! 1410 01:10:46,625 --> 01:10:47,625 Thanks! 1411 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,000 Pass through here. 1412 01:11:02,708 --> 01:11:05,083 Stay back or I'll drop it. 1413 01:11:05,917 --> 01:11:07,582 Go ahead. You wouldn't dare! 1414 01:11:07,583 --> 01:11:08,250 Don't dare me! 1415 01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:09,250 Throw it! 1416 01:11:11,833 --> 01:11:13,708 The third floor. 1417 01:11:17,292 --> 01:11:18,417 Come back... 1418 01:11:47,083 --> 01:11:48,375 Watch me... 1419 01:11:52,208 --> 01:11:53,250 Fail. 1420 01:11:54,500 --> 01:11:55,083 Try again! 1421 01:11:55,084 --> 01:11:57,958 What? Even Transformers will run out of battery. 1422 01:11:59,708 --> 01:12:01,416 Go! 1423 01:12:01,417 --> 01:12:02,708 Quick! 1424 01:12:04,417 --> 01:12:05,417 Go! 1425 01:12:12,917 --> 01:12:14,625 You have the milk? Let's go, hurry! 1426 01:12:16,417 --> 01:12:18,208 Be quick! They are after us. 1427 01:12:25,333 --> 01:12:26,333 What's this? 1428 01:12:26,583 --> 01:12:27,666 Don't ask. 1429 01:12:27,667 --> 01:12:29,375 We got it. Where's your Boss' bottle? 1430 01:12:32,333 --> 01:12:32,875 Hold on... 1431 01:12:33,250 --> 01:12:34,625 Yours looks different. 1432 01:12:35,875 --> 01:12:37,541 The mother had spicy hotpot last night. 1433 01:12:37,542 --> 01:12:38,708 That's just chili oil. 1434 01:12:39,542 --> 01:12:42,375 Just skim it like we do in hotpot. 1435 01:12:42,625 --> 01:12:44,582 That's not very nice. 1436 01:12:44,583 --> 01:12:46,291 What if the kid gets sick? 1437 01:12:46,292 --> 01:12:48,250 A little spice is good for him. 1438 01:12:49,167 --> 01:12:51,666 It'll be like enema. It's healthier. 1439 01:12:51,667 --> 01:12:54,042 Enema? He's only a few months old. 1440 01:12:55,208 --> 01:12:56,608 There's no time. Let's talk inside. 1441 01:12:57,917 --> 01:13:00,708 No! Come here... 1442 01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:02,542 Where did she put it? 1443 01:13:02,750 --> 01:13:03,917 In the fridge in the pantry. 1444 01:13:04,125 --> 01:13:05,541 Let's not do the swap 1445 01:13:05,542 --> 01:13:06,917 I'll just tell her the truth. 1446 01:13:07,167 --> 01:13:08,332 You said it yourself. 1447 01:13:08,333 --> 01:13:09,374 She has Postpartum Depression 1448 01:13:09,375 --> 01:13:10,582 and is looney all the time. 1449 01:13:10,583 --> 01:13:12,832 If she knew you gave her son's bottle to someone else, 1450 01:13:12,833 --> 01:13:13,833 she'll fire you. 1451 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:15,457 Maybe not 1452 01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:17,166 I helped her secure a big client today. 1453 01:13:17,167 --> 01:13:18,291 She was thrilled 1454 01:13:18,292 --> 01:13:19,457 and Mr. Cheung praised me. 1455 01:13:19,458 --> 01:13:20,749 Maybe honesty is the best policy. 1456 01:13:20,750 --> 01:13:22,124 What if it's not? 1457 01:13:22,125 --> 01:13:23,249 You'll have to move. 1458 01:13:23,250 --> 01:13:24,291 You know damn well 1459 01:13:24,292 --> 01:13:26,207 your husband is out of work. What then? 1460 01:13:26,208 --> 01:13:28,791 The mother gave the same milk to her son. 1461 01:13:28,792 --> 01:13:29,708 It'll be okay. 1462 01:13:29,708 --> 01:13:30,458 What if the kid... 1463 01:13:30,458 --> 01:13:31,250 No more what ifs. 1464 01:13:31,251 --> 01:13:32,792 Stick this in the fridge in the pantry. 1465 01:13:34,917 --> 01:13:36,707 The bitches, because of this bottle, 1466 01:13:36,708 --> 01:13:38,249 got back together. 1467 01:13:38,250 --> 01:13:39,457 Do you wish to tell everyone 1468 01:13:39,458 --> 01:13:40,458 what we did today 1469 01:13:40,459 --> 01:13:41,619 was a complete waste of time? 1470 01:13:41,958 --> 01:13:44,250 But I've been thinking... 1471 01:13:44,708 --> 01:13:46,416 Project-wise, 1472 01:13:46,417 --> 01:13:48,791 what's the point of this exercise? 1473 01:13:48,792 --> 01:13:51,000 The kid won't get his Mom's milk tonight. 1474 01:13:51,792 --> 01:13:53,875 The fact that we got back together 1475 01:13:54,333 --> 01:13:56,041 and even if I got canned, 1476 01:13:56,042 --> 01:13:57,625 these are the side effects. 1477 01:13:58,292 --> 01:13:59,750 It's a separate matter 1478 01:14:00,042 --> 01:14:01,042 I need to tell the Boss. 1479 01:14:01,043 --> 01:14:03,542 Don't be stupid. You'll get fired. 1480 01:14:04,042 --> 01:14:05,749 To sacrifice a kid to save my own neck 1481 01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:07,000 crosses the line. 1482 01:14:07,667 --> 01:14:09,167 Maybe he'll be fine in the end. 1483 01:14:09,375 --> 01:14:10,667 But Mrs. Cha looks out for me, 1484 01:14:10,958 --> 01:14:12,167 I can't do this to her 1485 01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:16,957 ls your Boss tall and skinny? 1486 01:14:16,958 --> 01:14:17,583 Yes? 1487 01:14:17,584 --> 01:14:18,708 She took the bottle already. 1488 01:14:21,208 --> 01:14:22,833 Calm down. Take it easy. 1489 01:14:24,542 --> 01:14:25,708 Who messed with my bottle? 1490 01:14:27,667 --> 01:14:29,542 Which one of you did it? 1491 01:14:31,292 --> 01:14:32,292 Fess up! 1492 01:14:33,042 --> 01:14:34,958 It's warm and sour 1493 01:14:35,292 --> 01:14:36,292 I'm sorry, Mrs. Cha! 1494 01:14:36,292 --> 01:14:37,292 Actually I... 1495 01:14:40,250 --> 01:14:41,250 I'm sorry. 1496 01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:43,749 My phone died earlier this afternoon 1497 01:14:43,750 --> 01:14:45,750 I pulled a plug to charge my phone. 1498 01:14:46,292 --> 01:14:49,167 I realized later it was the plug for the fridge. 1499 01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:52,708 I plugged it back in right away. 1500 01:14:54,292 --> 01:14:55,792 You are fired! 1501 01:14:59,958 --> 01:15:03,208 I told you not to call me Mrs. Cha in the office. 1502 01:15:04,292 --> 01:15:05,292 Yes, Luna. 1503 01:15:05,708 --> 01:15:08,207 Tell HR to hire someone else tomorrow. 1504 01:15:08,208 --> 01:15:09,208 Yes. 1505 01:15:09,917 --> 01:15:10,957 I'm going home to babysit. 1506 01:15:12,125 --> 01:15:13,750 Pour that away 1507 01:15:18,542 --> 01:15:19,542 June... 1508 01:15:19,917 --> 01:15:22,041 I think I'm too stupid 1509 01:15:22,042 --> 01:15:24,083 for this job. 1510 01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:27,292 Thanks for looking after me over the last weeks 1511 01:15:27,667 --> 01:15:29,917 I should thank you instead. 1512 01:15:32,583 --> 01:15:33,583 Thank you! 1513 01:15:35,042 --> 01:15:37,250 I thank you on behalf of the bitches. 1514 01:15:52,458 --> 01:15:53,957 That bitch Rosalin Boobs 1515 01:15:53,958 --> 01:15:55,917 is at it again. 1516 01:15:56,125 --> 01:15:57,625 She put everything 1517 01:15:58,042 --> 01:16:00,333 in her book again. 1518 01:16:01,333 --> 01:16:02,333 But of course, 1519 01:16:02,583 --> 01:16:05,750 she left out the part in the toilet. 1520 01:16:06,625 --> 01:16:10,250 As usual, she paraded her looks and body. 1521 01:16:10,708 --> 01:16:12,788 The book is still full of typos and misspelled words. 1522 01:16:13,958 --> 01:16:15,875 But the geeks love her just the same. 1523 01:16:16,208 --> 01:16:20,333 Because they're only after her cleavage. 1524 01:16:21,958 --> 01:16:23,875 Minibus and I finally made up. 1525 01:16:24,625 --> 01:16:27,042 But we did not regroup the Pink Ladies. 1526 01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:31,250 She only needs a brainless chick 1527 01:16:31,458 --> 01:16:33,708 with bouncing boobs to stand behind her. 1528 01:16:34,792 --> 01:16:36,125 That's not a role for me. 1529 01:16:37,458 --> 01:16:40,375 But someone I know is perfect for the job. 1530 01:16:41,542 --> 01:16:43,125 She's unemployed 1531 01:16:43,750 --> 01:16:45,292 and I introduced them. 1532 01:16:45,917 --> 01:16:47,083 They formed a group 1533 01:16:47,917 --> 01:16:50,292 and call themselves the PinkLin 1534 01:16:50,792 --> 01:16:52,125 Boris and I made a deal. 1535 01:16:53,375 --> 01:16:55,958 Braised pork belly once a week. 1536 01:16:56,542 --> 01:16:59,833 After that, we go to the gym together. 1537 01:17:00,375 --> 01:17:03,958 If we're not dead after the gym 1538 01:17:04,417 --> 01:17:06,708 we'll get naughty. 1539 01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:11,457 I'm not angry with Isabel anymore. 1540 01:17:11,458 --> 01:17:14,375 Why lose a friend over an asshole? 1541 01:17:15,292 --> 01:17:17,542 But something is still eating me. 1542 01:17:18,125 --> 01:17:21,082 If Isabel told me the truth, 1543 01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:24,833 why did Andy's phone log onto her Wi-Fi? 1544 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:26,625 Sweetie! 1545 01:17:26,625 --> 01:17:27,625 Sweetie? 1546 01:17:32,250 --> 01:17:35,332 Sweetie, why did they call you Sweetie? 1547 01:17:35,333 --> 01:17:36,416 Right, Sweetie. 1548 01:17:36,417 --> 01:17:37,542 Busy eating shrimp chips? 1549 01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:39,958 Get over here 1550 01:17:40,417 --> 01:17:41,000 Andy Leung! 1551 01:17:41,167 --> 01:17:43,624 Madam, do you need help? 1552 01:17:43,625 --> 01:17:44,625 No! 1553 01:17:44,917 --> 01:17:47,249 I'm interrogating a molester. 1554 01:17:47,250 --> 01:17:48,250 We'll move on. 1555 01:17:48,958 --> 01:17:49,958 Police business 1556 01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:51,333 Andy Leung, 1557 01:17:51,334 --> 01:17:52,707 I just have one question for you. 1558 01:17:52,708 --> 01:17:54,292 When did you shag Isabel? 1559 01:17:55,042 --> 01:17:56,708 After we broke up. 1560 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:57,875 Come on. 1561 01:17:58,000 --> 01:17:59,667 We dated for so long, 1562 01:18:00,042 --> 01:18:01,958 I threw away all my high heels for you. 1563 01:18:02,458 --> 01:18:03,957 Just admit it. 1564 01:18:03,958 --> 01:18:04,958 Be a man. 1565 01:18:05,250 --> 01:18:07,333 Before the Christmas hotpot, 1566 01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:09,582 when were you in her flat? 1567 01:18:09,583 --> 01:18:10,583 I was never there. 1568 01:18:10,584 --> 01:18:12,749 How many times do I have to tell you? 1569 01:18:12,750 --> 01:18:14,542 But your phone has her Wi-Fi password. 1570 01:18:14,958 --> 01:18:17,707 Your phone logged onto her Wi-Fi. 1571 01:18:17,708 --> 01:18:22,207 No, your phone logged onto her Wi-Fi. 1572 01:18:22,208 --> 01:18:23,249 What? 1573 01:18:23,250 --> 01:18:25,041 I borrowed your phone that day. 1574 01:18:25,042 --> 01:18:27,499 It was already logged onto her Wi-Fi. 1575 01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:29,999 Remember I left my phone in a taxi? 1576 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,666 You told me not to waste money on a new phone. 1577 01:18:31,667 --> 01:18:33,500 You let me use your old phone. 1578 01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:35,500 That was your phone. 1579 01:18:38,958 --> 01:18:41,082 You mean... 1580 01:18:41,083 --> 01:18:42,999 the phone you lent me 1581 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:45,541 was actually my old phone? 1582 01:18:45,542 --> 01:18:47,042 Yes! 1583 01:18:48,125 --> 01:18:49,417 So I was wrong about you... 1584 01:18:49,958 --> 01:18:51,333 It's not your fault. 1585 01:18:51,708 --> 01:18:52,708 Actually, baby... 1586 01:18:52,958 --> 01:18:54,374 Touch me again and I'll charge you with assault of a Police officer. 1587 01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:57,374 Sweetie, who are they? 1588 01:18:57,375 --> 01:18:59,250 My exes. 1589 01:19:00,708 --> 01:19:03,542 Your exes are old enough to be my aunt. 1590 01:19:04,417 --> 01:19:06,583 That's because your Sweetie sleeps around. 1591 01:19:06,875 --> 01:19:09,707 Take care of yourself, Sweetie. 1592 01:19:09,708 --> 01:19:11,958 Stay healthy, and be good to her. 1593 01:19:12,583 --> 01:19:15,375 Have you recovered from candidiasis? 1594 01:19:15,542 --> 01:19:18,292 Remember your next doctor's appointment and put on the ointment. 1595 01:19:19,875 --> 01:19:21,167 How come? 1596 01:19:21,458 --> 01:19:24,582 You didn't tell her why we call you Sweetie? 1597 01:19:24,583 --> 01:19:26,708 From Candidiasis. See? "Candy" is sweet. 1598 01:19:34,958 --> 01:19:36,332 You believe them? 1599 01:19:36,333 --> 01:19:38,708 Those bitches are taking you for a ride. 1600 01:19:39,083 --> 01:19:40,083 You should know better. 1601 01:19:41,042 --> 01:19:42,875 Finish the shrimp chips at least. 1602 01:19:45,875 --> 01:19:48,167 It's a crime to waste food. 1603 01:19:52,750 --> 01:19:57,958 "I count you as a friend for a second." 1604 01:19:59,417 --> 01:20:05,000 "I count you as a friend for life." 1605 01:20:05,958 --> 01:20:11,167 "Pity that there's no going back." 1606 01:20:12,667 --> 01:20:16,792 "I still miss the days gone by." 1607 01:20:17,167 --> 01:20:18,916 Without June's crisis, 1608 01:20:18,917 --> 01:20:20,500 we wouldn't have gotten back together. 1609 01:20:21,625 --> 01:20:23,207 The "bitches" chat group on WhatsApp 1610 01:20:23,208 --> 01:20:25,458 would have stayed at the bottom of the page. 1611 01:20:26,833 --> 01:20:28,673 Friends who had a falling out is not the worst. 1612 01:20:29,250 --> 01:20:30,999 Drifting apart for no reason 1613 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,000 is what leaves people at a loss. 1614 01:20:33,875 --> 01:20:35,874 Everyone has a ruler deep down, 1615 01:20:35,875 --> 01:20:37,542 and they tend to make judgements. 1616 01:20:38,125 --> 01:20:40,000 You assume people betray you; 1617 01:20:40,375 --> 01:20:43,055 That you have the right to repackage and sell someone else's privacy 1618 01:20:43,417 --> 01:20:45,333 that IF means low fat; 1619 01:20:46,250 --> 01:20:48,750 Or jerking off means thinking of someone else. 1620 01:20:49,708 --> 01:20:52,500 Based on these judgements, 1621 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:54,250 we decide to do one thing, 1622 01:20:54,542 --> 01:20:56,083 or not to do it. 1623 01:20:56,458 --> 01:20:57,791 To get mad at someone; 1624 01:20:57,792 --> 01:20:59,542 Or swallow the apology you're about to make; 1625 01:20:59,958 --> 01:21:03,124 Or choose not to send a certain emoji. 1626 01:21:03,125 --> 01:21:05,667 It's easy to say "I love you", 1627 01:21:06,167 --> 01:21:08,166 but impossible to ask. 1628 01:21:08,167 --> 01:21:09,792 "Why are you mad at me?" 1629 01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:12,250 There are many sides to every situation. 1630 01:21:12,875 --> 01:21:14,582 We have all heard that recording from the internet, 1631 01:21:14,583 --> 01:21:17,749 about a woman screaming at a man. 1632 01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:19,333 "I really must congratulate you." 1633 01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:21,875 Everyone interprets it differently. 1634 01:21:22,042 --> 01:21:23,458 Some sensed jealousy. 1635 01:21:24,292 --> 01:21:25,833 Some felt anger. 1636 01:21:26,375 --> 01:21:27,874 But what I heard 1637 01:21:27,875 --> 01:21:29,042 is love. 1638 01:21:29,458 --> 01:21:30,541 You'll only be angry with 1639 01:21:30,542 --> 01:21:33,125 someone you love. 1640 01:21:33,833 --> 01:21:35,166 In this day and age, 1641 01:21:35,167 --> 01:21:36,749 if you're still capable of loving someone, 1642 01:21:36,750 --> 01:21:38,624 I really must congratulate you. 1643 01:21:38,625 --> 01:21:41,874 "If you ask me, I have no excuses" 1644 01:21:41,875 --> 01:21:45,166 "to hide from you. We don't hold a grudge." 1645 01:21:45,167 --> 01:21:50,958 "How come old friends can't stay friends in the end?" 1646 01:21:51,833 --> 01:21:53,999 "Can't tell if you're friend or foe" 1647 01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:57,166 "I can't read you anymore." 1648 01:21:57,167 --> 01:21:58,541 "As time goes on." 1649 01:21:58,542 --> 01:22:03,874 "The stranger tomorrow is my best friend from yesterday" 1650 01:22:03,875 --> 01:22:08,499 "I knew after we part company, we have our lives to live." 1651 01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:11,916 "The weird thing is I accepted we'll go our separate ways." 1652 01:22:11,917 --> 01:22:15,207 "Mo one but you could make me cry like this" 1653 01:22:15,208 --> 01:22:19,417 "as bad as a couple splitting up."