0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 YoubetCash.vip CashBack Mix Parlay 100% 1 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:12,612 - That's me. 2 00:00:12,645 --> 00:00:14,781 The little guy there on the lawn. 3 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:16,850 My name is Andy Miller. 4 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:19,586 Andrew to my mom, that's her there. 5 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:23,590 She calls me Andrew but I go by Andy. 6 00:00:23,623 --> 00:00:26,493 Please don't ever call me Andrew. 7 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:31,531 Growing up, kids used to call me Androol, Andpoo, Hand Tool. 8 00:00:33,666 --> 00:00:35,702 Well, you get the idea. 9 00:00:35,735 --> 00:00:39,105 Anyway, well, what you're seeing is the beginning. 10 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:41,408 Well, of my personality, anyway. 11 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:43,877 See the little shirt and tie combo? 12 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,312 That was just a foreshadow of things to come. 13 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:49,416 I don't know where the idea came from, 14 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:51,518 but as far back as I can remember 15 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:54,687 I've always wanted to be a professional something. 16 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,758 I tried the usual kid jobs; lemonade stand, 17 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:02,629 then there was the newspaper delivery business, 18 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:07,467 lawn mowing business, grocery delivery business, 19 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:10,470 and, of course, there was the fast food era. 20 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:13,573 Chicken, burgers, burritos, pizza. 21 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:15,642 You name a fast food joint, 22 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:17,877 I have a plastic name tag from there. 23 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,881 Here I am today, the product of years 24 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,883 of hard work and sacrifice. 25 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,619 Didn't date, didn't hang out with friends, 26 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:29,422 spent my childhood either working or studying. 27 00:01:30,723 --> 00:01:33,626 I got my own place, I'm 29 years old, 28 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:36,696 and I work in a TV production studio. 29 00:01:39,532 --> 00:01:42,202 The worst production studio in the nation. 30 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:47,640 To top it all off, I am what is known as a P.A., 31 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:50,610 which stands for Production Assistant, 32 00:01:50,643 --> 00:01:52,879 which means bottom of the ladder. 33 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:59,385 So I ask you, was it all worth it? 34 00:02:12,932 --> 00:02:13,766 So far? 35 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:15,668 No. 36 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:17,270 - 'Bout time, donut boy. 37 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:19,439 Boss man's on his way. 38 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:21,674 Why don't you set those bad boys down? 39 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:22,509 We're starving. 40 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:23,376 - Okay. 41 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:28,214 - Good job, champ. 42 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:31,484 What are we supposed to do? 43 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,553 Take turns drinking out of the jugs? 44 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:34,587 Where are the cups? 45 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:36,256 - Oh. 46 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:36,923 Right here. 47 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:39,692 - Uh no. 48 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,495 You realize those have been hitting your butt 49 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:44,731 as you've been walking, right? 50 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:47,267 Do you really expect us to drink out of butt cups? 51 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:51,671 - I don't mind. 52 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:52,805 - No! 53 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:53,806 No! 54 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:54,641 No! 55 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,709 No! 56 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:57,744 No! 57 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,581 All right, I trust you're gonna pitch me 58 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:05,018 the greatest reality TV shows this network's ever seen. 59 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:07,387 - Oh, I think you'll be blown away, Big B. 60 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:08,588 Hey, Elaine, why don't you take the lead? 61 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:09,789 - Okay. 62 00:03:09,822 --> 00:03:11,724 This is Rachael Ray meets the Dog Whisperer 63 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:13,526 with a psychic twist. 64 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,862 You wanna know why your yellow lab refuses 65 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:18,665 to eat dry dog food and yet has no problem 66 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,900 chewing on your $200 shoes? 67 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,370 Was your cat Hitler in a past life? 68 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:26,673 You wanna know? 69 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:31,311 Just ask the psychic pet whispering chef. 70 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:33,246 - Next. 71 00:03:34,747 --> 00:03:36,749 - I think you're really gonna like this one. 72 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:41,754 So, chess has always been a snooty game, 73 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:45,592 but our version will feature death row inmates. 74 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:49,896 So, instead of rook takes pawn, 75 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:51,731 it'll be rook shanks pawn. 76 00:03:53,032 --> 00:03:54,334 It'll be entertaining. 77 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:56,803 And it'll speed up capital punishment-- 78 00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:57,971 - I, uh, thought we weren't gonna bring 79 00:03:58,004 --> 00:03:59,973 that one up again, Chuck. 80 00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:01,474 - I've got a great idea. 81 00:04:01,507 --> 00:04:04,510 We gather a bunch of former celebrities, 82 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:06,412 we strand them on a desert island 83 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:10,817 and the first one that resorts to cannibalism is our winner. 84 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:15,855 And he wins a big part in the next Michael Bay movie. 85 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:18,791 We call it Celebrity Cannibals. 86 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,762 - I have a satirical version of the Hunger Games. 87 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:26,866 It's called the No Thank You, I'm Quite Full Games. 88 00:04:26,899 --> 00:04:29,602 It's where you-- 89 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:32,338 - Look, the studio owners are on my back. 90 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,674 I need a hit and I need it now. 91 00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:36,075 You know what we're gettin' beat by? 92 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,645 Cafeteria workers that hate children, 93 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:40,880 garbage men that are sensitive, 94 00:04:40,913 --> 00:04:43,483 and that little girl that makes 95 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:45,852 dolls out of used chewing gum. 96 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:48,921 Oh, they're nice, but nobody wants to touch 'em. 97 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,023 Everybody leave. 98 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:12,812 - You didn't pitch your show, did you? 99 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:14,013 - No. 100 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:17,383 - Andy, you've been talking about this show idea for a year. 101 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:19,886 Do you remember the deal that 102 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:22,121 we made if you chickened out today? 103 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,456 - Yes. 104 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:25,525 Just. 105 00:05:26,859 --> 00:05:29,095 Just give me a second to prepare. 106 00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:31,831 - I'm only doing this because you made me promise to. 107 00:05:31,864 --> 00:05:34,801 And I want you to know that I take absolutely no pleasure 108 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,135 in what I'm about to do. 109 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,671 - Okay, just let me prepare. 110 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:41,574 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. 111 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:42,809 - When? - I'll do it right now! 112 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:43,743 - When? - Right now! 113 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:44,877 Now, right now, right now! 114 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:46,479 Oh. 115 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,148 - Now, remember Andy, you swore me to this. 116 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:52,919 And as your friend, I am bound to do what you ask me to. 117 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,888 It is my responsibility to complete that. 118 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:57,690 - Oh, you're a good friend, Peggy. 119 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,792 - I enjoy being your friend, Andy. 120 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:00,960 Especially times like this. 121 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,963 - No, no, we're gonna go to that one place 122 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:06,065 we went with that one guy that one time. 123 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,033 Right. 124 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:07,867 Right. 125 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:08,835 What? 126 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,069 No, no, no. 127 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:11,671 I'm gonna bring my own chopsticks. 128 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:12,739 Okay, say hi to Mom. 129 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:18,044 - I have an idea for a reality TV show. 130 00:06:18,077 --> 00:06:20,947 - And you are? 131 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:21,814 - Andy Miller. 132 00:06:23,015 --> 00:06:24,717 Production Assistant. 133 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:26,052 - Doesn't ring any bells with me. 134 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:28,755 - I've been working here for three years. 135 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:32,592 I bring you your paper every morning. 136 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:34,961 - And now you have a show idea. 137 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:36,829 - It's a great idea. 138 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:37,764 - I'll tell you what. 139 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:40,700 If I like your idea, we'll talk about it. 140 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:43,169 If I don't, you're fired. 141 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:44,103 - Deal. 142 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,938 - You got 30 seconds. 143 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:48,775 - Okay, it's called Hello, I Love You. 144 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:50,777 - You have 20 seconds left, Alan. 145 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:52,078 - Actually it's. 146 00:06:52,111 --> 00:06:53,513 Never mind. 147 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:56,048 Okay, so, the host of the show goes up 148 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:59,619 to random women with hidden cameras and proposes to them. 149 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:01,187 Now, of course, they'll say no, 150 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:06,025 but he just convinces one to spend the next month or so 151 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:08,895 going on dates, doing things that couples do, 152 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:13,166 and then at the end of that time he proposes again 153 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:14,834 and we see what she says. 154 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:19,005 - Then the cameras bust out of nowhere 155 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:20,940 and she discovers she's on a reality TV show. 156 00:07:20,973 --> 00:07:21,941 - Exactly. 157 00:07:21,974 --> 00:07:23,776 - We can even give her a check. 158 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,011 A small check. 159 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:27,146 I can't believe I'm saying this. 160 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,081 I kinda like this idea. 161 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:29,949 - Thanks. 162 00:07:30,983 --> 00:07:31,951 - You can host. 163 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:32,752 - Oh, I'm not an actor-- 164 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:34,887 - Professional actors cost money. 165 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:36,088 Now, bring me the footage. 166 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,090 If I can put something together that I'm comfortable enough 167 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:41,561 showing the studio owners I'll pitch your show. 168 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:44,096 Now, do you think you could do it for 15. 169 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,064 10 grand? 170 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:46,766 - I will make it work. 171 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,000 Thank you. 172 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:48,835 - Now, you're gonna need three things. 173 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:50,269 One is, go to the equipment room, 174 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,671 pull a camera and some equipment. 175 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:53,773 Two, you're gonna need a crew. 176 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,274 A small crew. 177 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:59,712 And three, you're gonna need the perfect contestant. 178 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,850 - Are you sure we're in the right area? 179 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,318 - Yeah, he said he'd meet us here. 180 00:08:05,351 --> 00:08:07,987 Or somewhere around here, anyway. 181 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:10,623 I'm sick of driving, we can just wait. 182 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:13,693 - Good, you can tell me more about him. 183 00:08:13,726 --> 00:08:15,862 - Uh, he is Zack. 184 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:19,265 He's British, he's an orthodontist. 185 00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:22,034 - Why do you say all those things like they're bad? 186 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:23,035 Should I be worried? 187 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:23,903 - No, no, no, no, no. 188 00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:27,039 It's just dental people and I usually 189 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:29,709 don't get along very well. 190 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:30,343 - Fear of the drill? 191 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:32,078 - No, no, no, no. 192 00:08:32,111 --> 00:08:33,179 It's more the fact that they can have 193 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:34,680 their hands in someone's mouth all day 194 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:37,283 and then just go to lunch like no big deal. 195 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:39,185 - Thank goodness Zack is not a proctologist, 196 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:40,653 I'd hate to imagine where 197 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:41,921 this conversation would be heading. 198 00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:43,322 - No, it's just. 199 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,157 Grosses me out. 200 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,926 - Ever since you got dumped by Justin 201 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:49,028 you've been scared to get close to people. 202 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:52,999 But it's been two years, it's time to regroup and move on. 203 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,667 - I'm starting to beginning to think 204 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,003 that there is something really wrong with me, Mandy. 205 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,272 I mean, what if I never get married? 206 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:01,874 Our apartment complex doesn't allow cats. 207 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:06,946 - Oh my god! 208 00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:08,381 What did you do? 209 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:10,182 - You were the one distracting me! 210 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,684 - You're the one driving. 211 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:12,618 - I don't care! 212 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,186 This is it, we're going to jail. 213 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,021 All right, Mandy! 214 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,188 Mandy, stop, stop, stop. 215 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,023 I know what to do. 216 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:18,090 I know what to do. 217 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:19,025 Okay. 218 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:19,859 All right. 219 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,327 So, we're gonna put him in the trunk, 220 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,095 he can't stay there, and then we're gonna 221 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:24,030 go to the hardware store, 222 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,965 we're gonna buy some hack saws, some bags, 223 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:28,167 shovels, some lime-- 224 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,835 - Shovels? 225 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:30,636 Bags? 226 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,071 Limes? 227 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:33,873 A hacksaw? 228 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,007 I'm calling an ambulance! 229 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:35,942 - No, no, no, no, no, no, wait! 230 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:37,009 Listen to me, we can do this. 231 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:38,878 Okay, I've seen it on TV. 232 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,280 All right, so we just chop him into smaller pieces 233 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:43,649 and put him into bags and we put in some limes 234 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:45,318 and then we just go in the woods and we bury him there. 235 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:47,019 Okay? 236 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:48,821 - You want me to help you bury a guy in the woods? 237 00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:50,089 Are you crazy? 238 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:51,791 - Mandy, we have to do this! 239 00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:53,092 We can do this! 240 00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:56,195 - Are you kidding me? 241 00:09:57,863 --> 00:10:00,166 I was a math major! 242 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,404 - Then you can find a perfect trifecta 243 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,139 of where they'll never find him! 244 00:10:16,849 --> 00:10:17,450 - Sorry. 245 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:18,818 Sorry I was late, love. 246 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:20,353 - No, it's fine. - So, that was Mandy. 247 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:24,223 You're bang on, she's absolutely stunning. 248 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:25,658 - I knew you'd like her. 249 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,294 - Seems very nice. 250 00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:29,762 - Oh, definitely. 251 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,398 She refused to chop your body up for me. 252 00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:34,200 I had to steal the phone out of her hands 253 00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:36,168 so she wouldn't call an ambulance for ya. 254 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,103 - That's good. - Yeah. 255 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,238 - It is so hard to find a girl these days 256 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:41,107 who's not willing to dismember a corpse. 257 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,808 Even to save her own best friend. 258 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:43,743 - Tell me about it. 259 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:47,113 I'm tellin' ya, Zack, she's a keeper. 260 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:49,382 She wants to have a lot of kids, too. 261 00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:52,118 You guys could have like a whole Brady Bunch 262 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:54,820 of non-corpse dismembering children. 263 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,722 - Should we not tell her this was all a prank? 264 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:57,990 - Oh no, no, no, no. 265 00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,393 She needs more practice running, look at that. 266 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:01,761 - Her run is quite odd. 267 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,898 - It's like she doesn't know what to do with her arms. 268 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,239 I would say that's worth five points. 269 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:15,274 - All right, you two. 270 00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:18,878 This is the strangest contest I've ever heard of. 271 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:21,914 - Well, it started two years ago and Mandy won it last year, 272 00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:24,183 but I'm on track to take it this year. 273 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:26,919 - And what did I win it with last year? 274 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:28,220 I forget. 275 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:31,424 - That would be the hair removal shampoo gag. 276 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,062 - All of Emma's hair fell out, you should of seen it. 277 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:38,030 Even her eyebrows were gone. 278 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:40,433 - Just in time for the Christmas card photos. 279 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,835 How long am I gonna have to wait for your retaliation? 280 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:46,005 - Oh, it's already planned and ready to execute. 281 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,507 See, we're not allowed to do two pranks at once, 282 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,077 we have to take turns, but doesn't mean 283 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,079 we can't think of something diabolical ahead 284 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:54,947 of time and plan it. 285 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,215 - You think you'll really get me, huh? 286 00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:59,151 - Oh, the wheels are in motion, my friend. 287 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:00,953 And you have no idea when it will hit 288 00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:02,488 or how long it'll last. 289 00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:05,124 But I can promise you mortification galore. 290 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:09,962 And who knows, it might even change your life. 291 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,233 - Hey, Dad. 292 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,469 Yeah, I'm actually waiting for the 293 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,003 new camera guys right now. 294 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:20,406 Craigslist. 295 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,143 I don't care if they're serial killers 296 00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:26,512 as long as they can operate a camera. 297 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:07,620 - Hello, good citizen. 298 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,989 You must be Andy Miller, the producer. 299 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:12,024 - Maybe. 300 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,261 - Allow me to introduce us. 301 00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:20,065 I am Reel Man and this is my sidekick Boom Boy. 302 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,568 - Hey bud, how you doin'? 303 00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,170 - Hey. 304 00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:26,872 I'm not sure what's going on here. 305 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:30,309 I'm not filming a superhero movie. 306 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,281 - Oh, Mr. Miller, we're not actors. 307 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,383 - No. - We're filmmakers. 308 00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:40,319 - Super filmmakers. 309 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,288 - Okay. 310 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,355 Um. 311 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:48,327 - You see, mild-mannered men by day, 312 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:53,365 superhero filmmakers by, well, I guess later that same day, 313 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,035 you know, later in the evenings, nights, 314 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,269 alternating weekends-- 315 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,470 - Depends on what we do at work. 316 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:02,441 - Yeah, yeah, this is fun, but I have so much work to do. 317 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:05,144 I just gotta, I'm gonna. 318 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,178 Thanks, guys. - Mr. Miller, 319 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,947 we really are filmmakers. 320 00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:10,983 - Sure, yes. 321 00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:13,619 - What format are you using? 322 00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:15,321 HD, HDD, H.264, 323 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:19,291 4k, 5k, 6k? 324 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,226 - Are we shooting day? 325 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:21,060 Night? 326 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,061 Oh, night for day? 327 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:24,396 Are you using a dolly or a jib? 328 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:27,399 Maybe you're a crazy man doing a steady cam all the way. 329 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,601 - What kinda audio are we using? 330 00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,402 Are we gonna do boom mic, lavs? 331 00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:31,570 Are we gonna use XLR? 332 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,605 Speak-on connections? 333 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:33,439 What are we using? 334 00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,207 - See, Mr. Miller. 335 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,976 May I call you Andy? 336 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:40,112 Mr. Andy, we're not just filmmakers. 337 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,415 We're super filmmakers. 338 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,621 - And what is exactly is a super filmmaker? 339 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,522 - Have you ever sat through a film and thought 340 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,092 how on Earth did this thing get made? 341 00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,397 - You see, it is our mission, 342 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,199 and we have chosen to accept it. 343 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,669 Is to gain the power to stop all horrible films 344 00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:06,672 in the development process and to stop 345 00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:09,408 every piece of cinematic excrement 346 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,677 from ever reaching the big screen. 347 00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:15,180 - One day, Mr. Miller, we will be the gatekeepers 348 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:16,982 through which all films must pass 349 00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:20,319 before gaining entry into America's home and heart. 350 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:23,422 - And how do you plan on doing that? 351 00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:24,990 - We have no idea. 352 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,191 - Not a clue. 353 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,426 - Well, I mean, we have some kinda clue-- 354 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:28,260 - Some idea, yeah. - Yeah, I mean, 355 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,461 we'll have to be rich studio execs 356 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:30,629 but that doesn't take too long. 357 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,165 Maybe a year, 18 months, 2 years tops. 358 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:34,300 - Three tops. - Yeah. 359 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:38,504 - Seems legit. 360 00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,443 - All right. 361 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:50,182 - That's about focuses it out of frame. 362 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,450 You have a minute? 363 00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:52,484 - All right. 364 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:53,752 - So. 365 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,321 - Clear the set. 366 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,090 - Good? 367 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,224 Just-- - You're looking good, 368 00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:00,492 you're looking good. - Just go? - 369 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:01,560 Yeah, just, just, just go. 370 00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:02,728 - Go, okay. 371 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:07,533 What did I think the first time 372 00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:09,468 I saw Reel Man and Boom Boy? 373 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:15,441 Well, I knew that there was a comic convention in town 374 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,643 and I was really hoping they were a part of it. 375 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:20,179 They were not. 376 00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:26,051 - All right, we've already staked out some hiding places. 377 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,287 So, go ahead, maneuver as necessary, 378 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,388 and we'll find the angles. 379 00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:32,358 - Yeah, and with this you will be able to hear us. 380 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:33,559 - I got it. 381 00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:36,228 - And with that we will be able to hear you. 382 00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:39,298 Just two things: one, don't cover your mouth when you talk, 383 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:42,267 and two, try not to bump the mic. 384 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:43,369 - Okay. 385 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:44,570 Anything else I need to know? 386 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:47,272 - Yeah, a lot of women are carrying guns in their purses. 387 00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:48,574 Try not to get shot. 388 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,376 - Yeah, and watch out for bed bugs. 389 00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:52,745 What? 390 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,179 Hey, I heard there was an epidemic in New York. 391 00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,148 Hey, those things can jump, I've seen it. 392 00:16:58,217 --> 00:16:59,251 - Good luck. 393 00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:00,419 - Yeah, we'll see ya. 394 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,521 Do you think we get to keep the footage if he gets shot? 395 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,390 - Of course we're keeping the cameras. 396 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:05,257 - Goodbye! 397 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,120 - This is great, kid! 398 00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,388 You gettin' whacked in the face 399 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:39,258 by every woman in town is gold. 400 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,593 In fact, I feel good enough about this show 401 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:42,861 to pitch it to the old man. 402 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:43,662 - Wow, really? 403 00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:44,596 That's great. 404 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,265 - Don't get too confident. 405 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:48,567 I mean, you gettin' whacked in the face every week 406 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,670 is entertaining, but you still gotta pull this thing off. 407 00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:53,272 Either you find us a contestant 408 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:57,342 or get killed on TV trying. 409 00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,745 - I'll stick with finding a contestant. 410 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:03,482 - Suit yourself, but, I'm actually fine either way. 411 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:07,586 - Andrew. 412 00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:09,688 How's it going? 413 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:12,391 Baggins told me about the show. 414 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:14,259 Congrats, amigo. 415 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,662 From P.A. to producer? 416 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,364 Whod'a thunk it? 417 00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:20,566 - Well, actually-- 418 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:23,268 - Well, I gotta tell you, I'm rootin' for ya, little buddy. 419 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,637 - Thanks. 420 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,213 - I ran into your protege earlier. 421 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:35,647 Really, Big B? 422 00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,749 I mean, I know you hate us all, 423 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,718 but to promote a P.A. to producer? 424 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:40,919 - Relax. 425 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,188 I'm pitching the idea to the old man. 426 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:46,959 I'm leaving out who's idea it actually was 427 00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,861 till I see how it comes in. 428 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,697 In the meantime, I've got a low level employee 429 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:55,467 shooting a potentially successful TV show for pocket change. 430 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,803 - Well, what happens when he brings in the show? 431 00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:00,339 - Well, I'll take credit for it and turn it over 432 00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:01,573 to you and your moron squad 433 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,408 to bring it in for the Fall season. 434 00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:08,380 - And if it sucks Andy takes the rap and the consequences. 435 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:09,848 - Yeah. 436 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,450 And if it's good I take the credit, 437 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,352 put you in as producer. 438 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:17,689 Just make sure he doesn't screw it up. 439 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:22,728 - Not a problem, Big B. 440 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:31,637 - You guys in position? 441 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:32,671 - Affirmative. 442 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:34,239 Near the target. 443 00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:38,911 - Hello! 444 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:39,745 - Hi. 445 00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:40,913 - Mind if I sit? 446 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:46,818 - I'm sorry, do I know you? 447 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,554 - Not yet. 448 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:49,788 I'm Andy. 449 00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:50,656 Andy Miller. 450 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:57,362 - Well, Andy Miller, my name is Wondering Who. 451 00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,798 - Interesting name, is that Native American? 452 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,770 - Yeah, it means she who stares at crazy man. 453 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,340 - Okay, I get it. 454 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:11,410 But before I go, I have one question to ask you. 455 00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,479 - I don't have any change. 456 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:15,681 - Funny, no. 457 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,617 No, seriously, just one thing I need to ask. 458 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,019 Will you marry me? 459 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,393 - Give me a second, I have something just 460 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,762 for special occasions like this. 461 00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,331 - You don't have a gun, do you? 462 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,568 - No, I much prefer mace, myself. 463 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:39,605 You see, with a gun it's like shoot, bam, you're dead. 464 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,039 You know, where's the fun in that? 465 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,809 So, I much prefer the horrified screams 466 00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:47,980 that can only come from a good shot of mace to both eyes. 467 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,648 - What's your brand? 468 00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:51,883 Personally I prefer Oleander. 469 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:52,951 You don't even need a direct shot, 470 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,354 you just graze the side of the face 471 00:20:55,387 --> 00:21:00,359 and it's like someone started a fire behind your eyeballs 472 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:04,796 that just burns so much. 473 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:08,667 - I'm guessing this is coming from personal experience? 474 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,901 - You could say that. 475 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:10,736 - Oh, so I'm not the first gal that 476 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,471 you've asked this insane question to. 477 00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:14,406 - Would your feelings be hurt if I said no? 478 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,408 - No, but you're not making a good case 479 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,076 for me not to spray you in the face with mace 480 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,746 that I definitely do have right here. 481 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,681 - You don't have any mace, do you? 482 00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:27,486 - No. 483 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:28,887 But you've inspired some to buy some. 484 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,422 Was that brand you liked? 485 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:31,690 - Oleander. 486 00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:33,558 I think it's sporting good stores you get it 487 00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:37,663 for grizzly bears or angry chihuahuas, maybe. 488 00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:40,899 - Darn, 'cause I had an enormous full grown 489 00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:42,868 grizzly chihuahua chasing me last week. 490 00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:44,803 It coulda come in handy. 491 00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:46,938 Really, what is this? 492 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,540 - I already told you. 493 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:50,876 - You just go around proposing to complete strangers-- 494 00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:52,744 - Makes sense when you think about it, right? 495 00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:55,947 - On what planet could that make sense? 496 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,550 - People who get married were strangers when they met. 497 00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,419 - Yeah, but over time is when they fall in love. 498 00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:01,920 - Exactly my point. 499 00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:03,021 All we need is time. 500 00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:06,692 I mean, you do wanna get married one day, right? 501 00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:11,463 - Who says that I'm not already taken and married 502 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:13,432 and loved by someone? 503 00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:14,966 - Are you? 504 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,168 - All right, well. 505 00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:18,070 Look, Andy, I'm too lazy to think up an excuse 506 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:20,138 so I'm just gonna say goodbye. 507 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,442 - I thought that we were hitting it off. 508 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,078 Hey, wait, no! 509 00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:29,448 - I gotta go invest in the stock market, 510 00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:31,717 I'm thinking that mace is about to sky rocket. 511 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:32,984 - No, wait, wait, please. 512 00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:36,955 Can I be honest with you? 513 00:22:36,988 --> 00:22:38,390 - What's the fun in that? 514 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:41,526 - This is really important to me. 515 00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:46,164 All I'm asking is for a few dates. 516 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,866 I am a very nice guy. 517 00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:51,937 I promise I will pay for everything, no commitment. 518 00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:53,939 Just give it a few weeks and then 519 00:22:53,972 --> 00:22:55,974 we'll see how you feel. 520 00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:57,542 I will propose again. 521 00:22:57,576 --> 00:23:00,912 If you say no, you will never see me again. 522 00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:01,947 I promise. 523 00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:05,650 - Are you getting paid to do this? 524 00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:06,985 - What? 525 00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:08,086 No. 526 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,121 Paid to? 527 00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:10,555 Who's? 528 00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:13,859 I just, I just want to get to know you 529 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:16,561 'cause you seem like a really nice girl 530 00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:21,600 and I would like to get married sooner or later. 531 00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:25,170 - Well, Andy. 532 00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:28,840 I'm thinking for you it's gonna be later. 533 00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:31,743 Much much much much later. 534 00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:32,978 - Are you sure? 535 00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:35,781 Because this could be really the opportunity of a lifetime. 536 00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:37,449 It might even change your life! 537 00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:39,951 - What was that? 538 00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:42,888 - I just mean that, um, you never know 539 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,157 when an opportunity can change your life. 540 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:47,926 - Well, Andy, if I'm going to do this 541 00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:50,061 I'm gonna need to see the merchandise. 542 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,096 - Merchandise? 543 00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:52,764 - Yeah, take that jacket off. 544 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,001 Jacket's just a little too much. 545 00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:57,035 There you go. 546 00:23:57,068 --> 00:23:57,903 That's nice. 547 00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,805 Good, very good. 548 00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:01,072 Just throw it over there. 549 00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:05,010 All right, now give me a spin. 550 00:24:07,679 --> 00:24:08,246 - Spin? 551 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,080 - Yeah. 552 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:09,948 Spin. 553 00:24:11,249 --> 00:24:13,018 Oh, well that's way too fast. 554 00:24:13,051 --> 00:24:14,052 Okay, now, spin again. 555 00:24:14,085 --> 00:24:15,987 This time go really slow. 556 00:24:19,057 --> 00:24:20,792 Hands on hips. 557 00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:23,795 Nice. 558 00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:24,930 Oh, I like that hip. 559 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,064 Good, that's good. 560 00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:30,602 All right, so, lift it up, we gotta see-- 561 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:31,736 - Lift what up? 562 00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:32,604 - The shirt. 563 00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:35,040 - Do. 564 00:24:35,073 --> 00:24:36,708 Do I have to? 565 00:24:36,741 --> 00:24:38,877 - Come on, I gotta see what I'm investing my time 566 00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:41,046 or potential future, and I gotta see 567 00:24:41,079 --> 00:24:43,915 if you're hidin' a six pack or a keg under there. 568 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,887 The clock is ticking, Andrew. 569 00:24:50,288 --> 00:24:53,859 Oh, that's not bad, actually, that's okay. 570 00:24:53,892 --> 00:24:55,694 We can work with that. 571 00:24:55,727 --> 00:24:58,096 Let's cut to the chase, let's take the whole thing off. 572 00:24:58,129 --> 00:25:00,031 Just tie, buttons, everything. 573 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,301 - Oh okay. 574 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,202 Okay. 575 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:05,837 - Yes. - All right. 576 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:07,138 But, there's something that I 577 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,740 need to explain-- - Explain it, 578 00:25:08,773 --> 00:25:10,208 explain it while I'm seein' it. 579 00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:13,612 What happened to you? 580 00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:20,018 - I lost a bet with a coworker and the punishment 581 00:25:20,051 --> 00:25:21,019 was a. 582 00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:23,989 - A what? 583 00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:25,056 I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. 584 00:25:25,090 --> 00:25:26,057 - Purple! 585 00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:27,058 Purple nurple. 586 00:25:27,092 --> 00:25:29,027 She gave me a purple nurple. 587 00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:30,996 - Plural nurples, I would say. 588 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,163 You look like. 589 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,366 You look like a shaved raccoon. 590 00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:39,671 - So, yes, I have done what you have asked. 591 00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:43,141 Do we have a deal? 592 00:25:43,174 --> 00:25:44,175 - All right. 593 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,877 All right, okay. 594 00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:46,978 Here are my terms. 595 00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:48,113 I have a list of requirements. 596 00:25:48,146 --> 00:25:51,716 Basically the rules for the guys that want to date me. 597 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,018 - Okay, what are they? 598 00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,152 - I can't tell you that. 599 00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:56,054 You might cheat and try to meet the requirements I set 600 00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:58,156 and I will never learn who the real you is. 601 00:25:58,189 --> 00:26:01,726 And how can I marry someone who I don't even know? 602 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:02,661 - Okay. 603 00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:04,195 - So here's what we're gonna do. 604 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,131 We're gonna go on 10 dates. 605 00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:08,300 Each of the dates will meet one of 606 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:11,303 the core requirements of mine. 607 00:26:11,336 --> 00:26:14,205 And then I will grade you on a pass or fail scale. 608 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,941 - How do I know if I pass or fail? 609 00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:18,944 - I guess you'll find out when you propose to me again. 610 00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:21,646 - I love it. 611 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,048 It's actually better than. 612 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:25,250 I mean, I love, love, when do we start? 613 00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:27,252 - How about tomorrow night? 614 00:26:27,285 --> 00:26:28,386 I'm free tomorrow night. 615 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,220 - Okay, where do you live? 616 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:30,689 Where can I pick you up? 617 00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:31,623 - I'm not telling you where I live! 618 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:34,960 Geez, I mean no. 619 00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:36,227 Okay, you just give me your number. 620 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,263 I'll call you later. 621 00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:41,800 - All right. 622 00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:45,270 So I guess I will see you tomorrow? 623 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:47,105 - I guess you will. 624 00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:56,147 - My thoughts when I first met Emma. 625 00:26:57,849 --> 00:26:59,084 Beautiful, of course. 626 00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:04,122 Odd, smart, and a bit scary. 627 00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:09,060 It's gonna be interesting dating her, to say the least. 628 00:27:09,094 --> 00:27:11,229 What do I think is going to be her reaction 629 00:27:11,262 --> 00:27:13,865 when she finds out this has all been a reality show? 630 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:19,237 I think she'll laugh, take the check, 631 00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:21,406 and go on with her life. 632 00:27:24,009 --> 00:27:25,076 - I'm looking for Zack. 633 00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:26,277 - He's just right around the corner. 634 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:27,145 - Okay. 635 00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:29,948 Is it safe to come in? 636 00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,082 - Oh, sure. 637 00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:34,886 - I was at the park today eating this awesomest burrito 638 00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:37,155 which is currently destroying my insides right now. 639 00:27:37,188 --> 00:27:39,057 - Lovely. - And this guy walks up 640 00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:41,259 to me and asks me to marry him. 641 00:27:42,427 --> 00:27:44,896 - Are you in the habit of receiving proposals 642 00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:46,231 from strange men? 643 00:27:46,264 --> 00:27:47,298 - No. 644 00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:50,201 But can't you see it's Mandy's prank? 645 00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:51,236 I mean, can you believe that? 646 00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:52,337 I can't believe that. 647 00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:56,141 I'm no math major, but I'm oh, am I being too loud? 648 00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:56,975 - Oh, no. - I don't wanna wake him up. 649 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,310 - No, no, be as loud as you like. 650 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:00,178 He's dead. 651 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:03,281 - Dead? 652 00:28:03,314 --> 00:28:04,282 - Dead. 653 00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:05,984 Dead. 654 00:28:07,318 --> 00:28:08,520 - Oh my gosh. - They found him this morning. 655 00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:11,790 They brought him in, no identification, 656 00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:16,227 so we have to make a mold to compare dental records. 657 00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:17,529 - Oh. 658 00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:21,833 Okay, well, on another note. 659 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:25,136 I have a brilliant idea with this guy. 660 00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:27,305 So I'm actually gonna date him and I'm 661 00:28:27,338 --> 00:28:30,108 gonna pretend that I'm falling for him 662 00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:32,544 and then I'm gonna tell Mandy that he broke up with me 663 00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:36,214 and then I'm gonna act so emotionally destroyed 664 00:28:36,247 --> 00:28:38,850 she's gonna feel so guilty and she's gonna confess, 665 00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:40,885 and then-- - And then you're going 666 00:28:40,919 --> 00:28:43,388 to tell her that you knew about the prank all along. 667 00:28:43,421 --> 00:28:45,290 And you're telling me this now so 668 00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:48,259 that I'm a witness that you knew about it from the start. 669 00:28:48,293 --> 00:28:49,961 That's very clever. - Thank you. 670 00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:53,231 - You do realize I'll be killed shortly afterwards? 671 00:28:54,999 --> 00:28:57,368 - Yes, but your death will be for the greater good. 672 00:29:00,105 --> 00:29:02,006 - So we have a contestant. 673 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,274 Emma, Emma something? 674 00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:04,075 - Granite. 675 00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:05,009 - Is she ugly? 676 00:29:05,043 --> 00:29:06,111 Ugly works onto sometimes on TV 677 00:29:06,144 --> 00:29:08,313 but it's gotta be that circus freak show kinda ugly. 678 00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:10,315 - Oh no, she's beautiful. 679 00:29:10,348 --> 00:29:11,916 We really lucked out, she's gonna be 680 00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:13,151 great for the show. - Between the footage we 681 00:29:13,184 --> 00:29:16,287 have now and the dates we need 13 episodes. 682 00:29:16,321 --> 00:29:18,256 The last episode is the season finale 683 00:29:18,289 --> 00:29:20,125 where you finally propose. 684 00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:21,926 - Assuming she doesn't bail first. 685 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,262 - That's why I'm giving you some help, Andrew. 686 00:29:24,295 --> 00:29:25,296 - Help? 687 00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:26,164 I don't think I need-- 688 00:29:26,197 --> 00:29:28,099 - I'm sending Mike in as co-producer. 689 00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:30,435 He's gonna make sure everything runs smoothly. 690 00:29:30,468 --> 00:29:32,337 We can't afford to lose this girl. 691 00:29:32,370 --> 00:29:34,038 Not now. 692 00:29:34,072 --> 00:29:37,275 And finding a new one, we'll never make the Fall schedule. 693 00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:39,878 - Do you really think that Mike is necessary? 694 00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:42,213 - I wouldn't suggest it if I, well, 695 00:29:42,247 --> 00:29:44,582 suggest really isn't the word I would use. 696 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:45,984 Is it, Mike? 697 00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:48,186 - I think order might be a better word. 698 00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:49,587 - Good luck on your date tomorrow. 699 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,856 And remember to coordinate with Mike. 700 00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:52,557 You can go now. 701 00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:01,533 Make sure the dates are entertaining, 702 00:30:01,566 --> 00:30:02,600 if you know what I mean. 703 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,035 - I believe I do. 704 00:30:04,068 --> 00:30:05,637 - Embarrass Andy as much as you'd like 705 00:30:05,670 --> 00:30:08,239 but not to the point it affects the girl. 706 00:30:08,273 --> 00:30:09,340 We can't afford to lose her. 707 00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:10,441 - Don't worry. 708 00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:12,577 I've got some things in mind. 709 00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:23,388 - Oh, hey, guys. 710 00:30:23,421 --> 00:30:24,322 - Andy. 711 00:30:27,258 --> 00:30:29,394 - What is that? 712 00:30:29,427 --> 00:30:32,897 - This is Reel Man and Boom Boy, my film crew. 713 00:30:34,432 --> 00:30:36,568 - Together we fight the battle of ill-fated-- 714 00:30:38,436 --> 00:30:41,206 - They're pros, they know their stuff. 715 00:30:41,239 --> 00:30:43,474 - Excuse me, common citizen. 716 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:44,509 Man. 717 00:30:47,245 --> 00:30:49,047 I'm sorry, who are you? 718 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,248 - Mike Herd. 719 00:30:50,281 --> 00:30:51,950 I'm your producer. 720 00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:53,251 - Wait, wait. 721 00:30:53,284 --> 00:30:54,285 I thought Andy was our producer. 722 00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:55,920 - So I called the restaurant owner ahead of time 723 00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:59,224 to make sure we get permission for your crew 724 00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:01,359 to get in and set up out of the way. 725 00:31:01,392 --> 00:31:02,961 That way we can get coverage of the dinner 726 00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:04,429 from both angles. 727 00:31:04,462 --> 00:31:07,065 - I already talked to the owner and arranged everything. 728 00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:08,366 - I just wanted to call ahead and give 729 00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:09,334 them a little reassurance. 730 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:12,003 You know, being backed by the network and such. 731 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,338 - Okay. 732 00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:15,273 - Also, there's a small change. 733 00:31:15,306 --> 00:31:16,074 - Change? 734 00:31:16,107 --> 00:31:17,342 What kinda change? 735 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:19,077 - I set up a series of sponsors for the show. 736 00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:21,045 - How do you get sponsors for a show 737 00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:23,114 that doesn't even exist yet? 738 00:31:23,147 --> 00:31:25,516 - That's called being a fantastic producer. 739 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:26,584 Okay. 740 00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:28,386 Don't worry, it's just some product placement ads 741 00:31:28,419 --> 00:31:29,687 you'll be doing in each episodes. 742 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,055 - Product placement? 743 00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:32,423 What if the item doesn't fit the scene? 744 00:31:32,457 --> 00:31:35,026 - Hey, I've got faith in ya, sport, okay? 745 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:36,527 It doesn't matter if it fits. 746 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,695 I'll be listening in with an ear piece 747 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,697 and if you need help I'll give you some help. 748 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:42,567 Okay? 749 00:31:44,269 --> 00:31:45,103 - Okay. 750 00:31:55,446 --> 00:31:56,447 - Hi. 751 00:31:56,481 --> 00:31:58,216 - Oh, hey. 752 00:31:58,249 --> 00:31:59,050 Hi. 753 00:32:02,287 --> 00:32:07,191 So this is officially as awkward as the first time we met. 754 00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:09,227 - Somehow I doubt that. 755 00:32:10,361 --> 00:32:12,263 - Oh, maybe this will break the tension. 756 00:32:13,731 --> 00:32:17,568 I couldn't find a grizzly chihuahua, so. 757 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:18,236 - Oh. 758 00:32:19,504 --> 00:32:22,206 It's adorably creepy, I love it. 759 00:32:25,643 --> 00:32:28,012 - So you ready for this? 760 00:32:28,046 --> 00:32:29,580 - The food or you? 761 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:30,515 - Mostly me. 762 00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:33,451 All of it, really. 763 00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,554 - That's cute that you're nervous. 764 00:32:36,587 --> 00:32:38,056 - Who me? 765 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,258 No. 766 00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:41,492 Nay. 767 00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:42,460 Negatory. 768 00:32:42,493 --> 00:32:44,295 Nein! 769 00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:45,463 Nyet. 770 00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:47,465 Yeah, I'm a little bit. 771 00:32:47,498 --> 00:32:49,334 - Well, don't worry, you already got me on the line 772 00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:51,569 so now you just have to reel me in. 773 00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:53,204 - Oh, a fishing reference, huh? 774 00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:55,273 Are you a fish fan? 775 00:32:56,374 --> 00:32:58,009 I mean, do you like to fish? 776 00:32:59,243 --> 00:33:01,479 - I watch a lotta Animal Planet, so, 777 00:33:01,512 --> 00:33:03,514 yeah. - Oh, the great outdoors. 778 00:33:03,548 --> 00:33:04,482 Nice. 779 00:33:04,515 --> 00:33:05,583 Great movie, by the way. 780 00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:09,253 John Candy, Dan Aykroyd. 781 00:33:10,521 --> 00:33:12,623 There was a bear. 782 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:15,493 - Yeah. 783 00:33:18,529 --> 00:33:21,833 That was a great movie, actually. 784 00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:22,767 - Right? 785 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,068 A classic. - Yep. 786 00:33:24,102 --> 00:33:26,571 - Bear was bald. 787 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,107 - Can I take your order? 788 00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:29,774 - Yes, please! 789 00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:33,277 I will handle this. 790 00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:37,682 I would like the barbecue chicken pizza with breadsticks, 791 00:33:37,715 --> 00:33:42,687 and the lady will the Giovanni's Zilio's house salad. 792 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:49,560 The lady will have the pear and blue cheese salad. 793 00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:51,262 - No. 794 00:33:52,563 --> 00:33:54,565 - Strawberry spinach summer salad? 795 00:33:56,634 --> 00:33:59,404 - The lady will have a few minutes to look over the menu. 796 00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:00,304 - Sure. 797 00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:01,639 - Thanks. 798 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,744 - Sorry, I saw it in a TV show, movie. 799 00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:08,579 Girls seem to like it. 800 00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:11,282 - Well, this isn't a TV show. 801 00:34:11,315 --> 00:34:13,284 And, you know, unless you're James Bond 802 00:34:13,317 --> 00:34:17,522 that doesn't work on real girls in real life, so yeah. 803 00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:20,525 And just on the off chance, 804 00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:23,294 that you know, things don't work out between you and I, 805 00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:25,263 I'm thinking maybe you should let 806 00:34:25,296 --> 00:34:26,664 your dates order for themselves. 807 00:34:26,697 --> 00:34:27,732 - Good to know. 808 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:32,403 Sorry, I'm a little new at this. 809 00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:34,639 - Really? 810 00:34:34,672 --> 00:34:35,740 'Cause you seem perfectly natural at it, 811 00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:38,676 asking perfect strangers to marry you in the park. 812 00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:40,411 - Oh, that's easy. 813 00:34:40,445 --> 00:34:43,181 I just go and ask and I'd get punched or slapped 814 00:34:43,214 --> 00:34:45,783 and have a dog thrown in my face. 815 00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:46,751 I got used to it. 816 00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:50,922 - Well, I could stab you in the forehead 817 00:34:50,955 --> 00:34:52,690 with a fork if that would help. 818 00:34:56,727 --> 00:34:58,629 So, I'm gonna go out on a limb here 819 00:34:58,663 --> 00:35:01,432 and say that you don't date often. 820 00:35:01,466 --> 00:35:02,533 - Who me? 821 00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:04,535 Nah, no. 822 00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:05,636 Nay. 823 00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:06,737 Negatory. 824 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:07,738 Nein! 825 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:08,606 - Please stop that. 826 00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:11,309 - Sorry. 827 00:35:11,342 --> 00:35:15,413 No, you're right, I don't date much. 828 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,548 - Well, how much is much? 829 00:35:18,683 --> 00:35:20,518 - Five maybe. 830 00:35:20,551 --> 00:35:23,321 Not including blind dates and dates with cousins. 831 00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:25,923 Oh, no, no, no, nothing weird. 832 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,626 No, I had cousins that didn't get asked to dances. 833 00:35:28,659 --> 00:35:30,595 I was being nice. 834 00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:34,632 - Oh, well, they were at least women though, right? 835 00:35:34,665 --> 00:35:35,633 - Yes. 836 00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:37,535 - Okay, well, then you should know that women 837 00:35:37,568 --> 00:35:40,671 tend to enjoy thinking and speaking for themselves, right? 838 00:35:40,705 --> 00:35:42,240 - I will keep that in mind. 839 00:35:42,907 --> 00:35:43,941 - I mean, five dates. 840 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,409 How is that possible? 841 00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:48,646 I mean, you're so not bad looking, you know? 842 00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:50,448 I mean, unless you have halitosis 843 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:53,251 or you're really as crazy as I think you are. 844 00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:57,221 - I just had different priorities growing up. 845 00:35:57,255 --> 00:36:00,491 I was one of those kids that had 50 jobs by the age of 15. 846 00:36:00,525 --> 00:36:02,760 - I don't think there were any other kids like that, 847 00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:04,629 I think that was just you. 848 00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:07,765 - Well, while everyone else was out running around 849 00:36:07,798 --> 00:36:12,803 playing games, goofing off, I was raking leaves, 850 00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:15,773 painting fences, mowing lawns. 851 00:36:15,806 --> 00:36:16,807 - Where were your parents? 852 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,643 - Oh, they were against it. 853 00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:21,646 But they, I guess they kinda figured that 854 00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:25,383 since I was making straight A's, wasn't doing drugs, 855 00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:26,851 they sort of accepted it. 856 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:31,722 - So, basically you gave up your childhood for money. 857 00:36:31,756 --> 00:36:32,924 That's cool-- 858 00:36:32,957 --> 00:36:34,525 - Oh, no, it wasn't about the money. 859 00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:36,661 I put that in a bank account and forgot about it. 860 00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:39,664 I was trying to figure out my career path, you know? 861 00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:41,933 Where I belonged in the world. 862 00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:45,736 - Okay, well here's your problem, Andy. 863 00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:47,538 All those things that you missed out on; 864 00:36:47,572 --> 00:36:49,740 playing with friends, going on trips, 865 00:36:49,774 --> 00:36:50,975 all the little games. 866 00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:53,678 Those are the things that life uses to teach 867 00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:57,815 you who you are, to tell you what you like and dislike. 868 00:36:57,848 --> 00:36:59,817 - Huh, never thought of it that way. 869 00:37:01,419 --> 00:37:04,956 - Okay, so, you skipped childhood, now here you are. 870 00:37:05,856 --> 00:37:06,757 How'd it all work out? 871 00:37:06,791 --> 00:37:08,259 What do you do for a living? 872 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:10,027 - Uh. 873 00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:12,763 Uh. 874 00:37:12,797 --> 00:37:15,032 - Say you have a few jobs. 875 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,434 We'll use some of our sponsors. 876 00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:17,301 Tell her. 877 00:37:18,803 --> 00:37:19,637 Tell her. 878 00:37:23,374 --> 00:37:25,676 - Castle of Chaos. 879 00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:27,378 - Oh, like a haunted house place? 880 00:37:28,012 --> 00:37:29,780 - Yes. 881 00:37:29,814 --> 00:37:32,683 I am a zombie. 882 00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:33,818 - A zombie. 883 00:37:33,851 --> 00:37:35,052 Cool! 884 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,955 And it should probably be a little bit strange 885 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:40,725 but I think it's rather impressive. 886 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:42,727 - Wait, you're impressed that I'm a zombie? 887 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,694 - Yeah! 888 00:37:43,728 --> 00:37:44,829 I mean, what are you, so like, you just dress 889 00:37:44,862 --> 00:37:46,664 up and chase children? 890 00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:48,566 - Apparently. 891 00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:50,401 - Fun. 892 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:52,870 So, that's your main job? 893 00:37:52,903 --> 00:37:53,971 - Apparently not. 894 00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:56,907 I mean, um. 895 00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:00,911 I have a lot of different jobs. 896 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:04,548 I will take you to see them some time. 897 00:38:04,582 --> 00:38:06,083 They're all just temporary though. 898 00:38:07,151 --> 00:38:09,587 Just what I'm doing until I 899 00:38:10,921 --> 00:38:12,957 can figure out where I belong in the world. 900 00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:16,861 - Well, you're starting to sound like a Disney movie. 901 00:38:21,899 --> 00:38:23,668 - First date thoughts. 902 00:38:23,701 --> 00:38:26,771 Um, admittedly I was a bit nervous, 903 00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:31,042 but Emma is nice, charming, and of course very beautiful. 904 00:38:32,677 --> 00:38:35,413 Um, to be honest I was a little concerned 905 00:38:35,446 --> 00:38:38,649 about the zombie stuff and a little concerned 906 00:38:38,683 --> 00:38:41,118 that the zombie stuff didn't seem to faze Emma. 907 00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:44,755 But she did like the grizzly chihuahua. 908 00:38:44,789 --> 00:38:49,560 So, um, yeah, she's a little weird but in a good way. 909 00:38:58,202 --> 00:39:00,371 - What's got you in such a good mood? 910 00:39:01,772 --> 00:39:03,974 You see another old guy bend over and split his pants again? 911 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:06,010 - Not this time, actually. 912 00:39:06,043 --> 00:39:08,879 I, believe it or not, just came from a date 913 00:39:08,913 --> 00:39:10,915 with a man named Andy. 914 00:39:10,948 --> 00:39:14,518 - Why am I just now finding out about this guy named Andy? 915 00:39:14,552 --> 00:39:15,686 - Well, you know, I wanted to make sure 916 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,923 that I had real feelings for this guy before I told you. 917 00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:22,860 - Wait, did you just say feelings? 918 00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:26,697 Does this mean we're done chasing unavailable guys? 919 00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:28,165 - Oh my gosh, I hope so Mandy. 920 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:31,001 I mean, I think I really could fall for this guy. 921 00:39:32,636 --> 00:39:35,206 On our next date he's gonna take me to where he works, so. 922 00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:36,440 It's pretty - Okay. 923 00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:37,508 legitimate, you know? 924 00:39:45,483 --> 00:39:46,183 - What's that? 925 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,785 - It's a list that I'm starting. 926 00:39:49,019 --> 00:39:50,788 - You're seriously making a list? 927 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:53,858 - That's your judgmental face, okay? 928 00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:55,593 I recognize it from when I tried 929 00:39:55,626 --> 00:39:57,561 to enter that eating contest. 930 00:39:57,595 --> 00:39:59,663 - It was a contest to eat 10 pounds 931 00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:00,931 of gummy bears in five minutes. 932 00:40:00,965 --> 00:40:03,701 - And I would've won if you hadn't stopped me. 933 00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:05,035 - I didn't stop you. 934 00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:07,037 You passed out, remember? 935 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:07,905 - No. 936 00:40:10,508 --> 00:40:11,909 - Has a job. 937 00:40:11,942 --> 00:40:13,778 Well, that's a good start. 938 00:40:13,811 --> 00:40:15,980 Just don't fall too far too fast. 939 00:40:16,013 --> 00:40:17,982 We don't need another repeat of Justin. 940 00:40:20,851 --> 00:40:21,685 What's wrong? 941 00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:26,957 - Now you got me thinking about gummy bears. 942 00:40:26,991 --> 00:40:28,225 I must go. 943 00:40:31,061 --> 00:40:33,497 - Okay, remember, if Andy asks you to go hiking 944 00:40:33,531 --> 00:40:34,765 he's planning on killing you 945 00:40:34,799 --> 00:40:36,700 and making a kite out of your skin. 946 00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:37,568 - I know. 947 00:40:45,009 --> 00:40:46,143 - Hey, Andy? 948 00:40:46,177 --> 00:40:49,046 Don't take this the wrong way, but what are you wearing? 949 00:40:49,079 --> 00:40:50,514 - I know, right? 950 00:40:50,548 --> 00:40:52,683 Andy, you look ridiculous. 951 00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:55,786 - I mean, have some self-respect, man. 952 00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:56,954 - I know. 953 00:40:56,987 --> 00:41:01,058 First off, Andy, your halo is completely the wrong size. 954 00:41:01,091 --> 00:41:02,059 Not to mention those sandals. 955 00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:03,027 What did you do? 956 00:41:03,060 --> 00:41:04,028 Buy them at a thrift store? 957 00:41:04,061 --> 00:41:05,563 They're completely non-period. 958 00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:06,730 You look insane! 959 00:41:06,764 --> 00:41:08,098 - Are those wings? 960 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:09,033 Are they supposed to be wings? 961 00:41:09,066 --> 00:41:10,668 'Cause they're not really 962 00:41:10,701 --> 00:41:11,669 saying wing to me. 963 00:41:11,702 --> 00:41:13,070 - Can it, morons. 964 00:41:13,103 --> 00:41:14,605 - Someone woke up on the wrong side 965 00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:16,707 of the lake of fire and brimstone this morning. 966 00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:17,975 - You're the camera crew, 967 00:41:18,008 --> 00:41:19,310 focus on what you're shockingly good at. 968 00:41:19,343 --> 00:41:21,278 Leave the costumes to wardrobe. 969 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:23,848 - The ice cream angel's here! 970 00:41:26,884 --> 00:41:28,052 - You kids having fun? 971 00:41:28,085 --> 00:41:30,120 - Yeah! 972 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:31,322 - Ready for some ice cream? 973 00:41:31,355 --> 00:41:33,057 - Yeah! 974 00:41:33,090 --> 00:41:34,758 - Did you bust open your piggy banks 975 00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:37,127 and bring all its guts to pay for your ice cream? 976 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,128 - Yeah. 977 00:41:39,730 --> 00:41:40,931 What? 978 00:41:40,965 --> 00:41:41,765 What? 979 00:41:41,799 --> 00:41:42,600 - She's kidding! 980 00:41:42,633 --> 00:41:43,267 - Yeah! 981 00:41:45,135 --> 00:41:47,571 - I want chocolate! 982 00:41:47,605 --> 00:41:49,840 - Oh, I'm sorry, but it's considered polite 983 00:41:49,874 --> 00:41:51,141 to let the girls go first. 984 00:41:52,076 --> 00:41:53,644 What would you like, sweetheart? 985 00:41:53,677 --> 00:41:55,613 - Dude, I'm a boy. 986 00:41:55,646 --> 00:41:56,680 - He's a boy. 987 00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:58,048 - Oh, um, I'm sorry. 988 00:41:58,082 --> 00:42:01,185 Well, that's okay, you can go first anyways. 989 00:42:01,218 --> 00:42:04,288 - I thought you said girls get to go first. 990 00:42:04,321 --> 00:42:05,589 - I was kidding. 991 00:42:05,623 --> 00:42:07,825 - Maybe he hates girls. 992 00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:09,927 - Yeah, he hates girls. 993 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:10,861 - Hey, Dad. 994 00:42:10,895 --> 00:42:12,663 This guy hates girls. 995 00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:15,165 - No, no, no, no, no, I don't hate girls. 996 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,634 - No, no, no, no. 997 00:42:16,667 --> 00:42:19,870 Yeah, 'cause I'm a girl and he likes me, right? 998 00:42:19,904 --> 00:42:21,272 - Yeah, right, I like you. 999 00:42:21,305 --> 00:42:22,673 I like her! 1000 00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:25,075 - Maybe he didn't know you were a girl. 1001 00:42:25,109 --> 00:42:26,777 - There's no mistaking this, honey. 1002 00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:27,945 No, no, thank you. 1003 00:42:27,978 --> 00:42:28,879 - Right? 1004 00:42:28,913 --> 00:42:29,613 I mean, look how cute she is. 1005 00:42:29,647 --> 00:42:30,848 She's a 10! 1006 00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:34,151 - Pa-lease, she's a five at best. 1007 00:42:34,184 --> 00:42:35,653 - Hey, chick, take your misogynistic 1008 00:42:35,686 --> 00:42:36,921 angel and get lost! 1009 00:42:38,088 --> 00:42:39,356 - Bring it, Bugs. 1010 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:42,860 - Oh, okay, let's, let's keep things calm. 1011 00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:44,061 No. 1012 00:42:44,094 --> 00:42:45,162 - Fight, fight, fight, fight! 1013 00:42:45,195 --> 00:42:46,997 Fight, fight, fight, fight. - Where are your parents? 1014 00:42:47,031 --> 00:42:49,033 - Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, 1015 00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:50,334 fight, fight, - What is happening here? 1016 00:42:50,367 --> 00:42:51,835 - Fight, fight, fight, 1017 00:42:51,869 --> 00:42:54,104 fight, fight, fight, fight. 1018 00:43:05,115 --> 00:43:07,718 - He killed the Easter bunny! 1019 00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:08,652 - Get them! 1020 00:43:18,996 --> 00:43:20,097 - Hey. - Hey. 1021 00:43:20,130 --> 00:43:21,231 - Great job back there. 1022 00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:22,733 That went down much better than I could've expected. 1023 00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:24,201 - It was easier than I thought. 1024 00:43:24,234 --> 00:43:26,804 He kinda opened an opportunity and we just went with it. 1025 00:43:27,905 --> 00:43:29,073 - Nice. 1026 00:43:29,106 --> 00:43:31,241 Well, I trust you're gonna get this to everyone involved. 1027 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:32,409 Right? - Right. 1028 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:33,344 - Good. 1029 00:43:33,377 --> 00:43:34,278 Great doing business with you. 1030 00:43:34,311 --> 00:43:35,212 - Nice doing business with you. 1031 00:43:35,245 --> 00:43:36,280 - Take care. 1032 00:43:37,214 --> 00:43:40,317 - I tend to think of myself as a pacifist. 1033 00:43:40,351 --> 00:43:43,153 But, on the rare occasion where brute force 1034 00:43:43,187 --> 00:43:48,192 is called for, I do not hesitate to answer the call 1035 00:43:49,259 --> 00:43:51,428 to be forceful. 1036 00:43:53,397 --> 00:43:55,299 - I believe the question was 1037 00:43:55,332 --> 00:43:57,801 while dressed as the angel of ice cream 1038 00:43:57,835 --> 00:44:00,104 did you, in fact, get your butt kicked 1039 00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:01,872 by a little girl in a bunny suit? 1040 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:04,441 - I, I. 1041 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:06,110 I believe I remember the events 1042 00:44:06,143 --> 00:44:09,313 of that day quite quite differently. 1043 00:44:09,346 --> 00:44:10,347 - New question. 1044 00:44:10,381 --> 00:44:13,384 Are you, in fact, a little girl? 1045 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,029 - Wow, it's true. 1046 00:44:25,062 --> 00:44:26,096 - What's true? 1047 00:44:27,798 --> 00:44:29,299 - A desk in the middle of nowhere. 1048 00:44:30,267 --> 00:44:31,435 It's really depressing. 1049 00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:41,512 Just think. 1050 00:44:41,545 --> 00:44:43,247 If the show's a big hit you might finally 1051 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,349 get that cubical you've always dreamt of. 1052 00:44:45,382 --> 00:44:47,418 - Yeah, wouldn't that be something. 1053 00:44:48,285 --> 00:44:49,420 - Yeah. 1054 00:44:49,453 --> 00:44:51,155 Now just imagine a wall. 1055 00:44:53,257 --> 00:44:54,825 A wall right here where you could hang all 1056 00:44:54,858 --> 00:44:57,261 of the pictures of your friends, your girlf--. 1057 00:44:59,229 --> 00:45:01,498 Your family, you said you have one of those. 1058 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:02,366 Right? 1059 00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:05,302 Just make sure you don't do something stupid 1060 00:45:05,335 --> 00:45:08,138 to screw it up. 1061 00:45:08,172 --> 00:45:09,106 - Like what? 1062 00:45:10,307 --> 00:45:12,376 - Well, I dunno. 1063 00:45:14,011 --> 00:45:18,315 The other night there was this moment between you and Emma. 1064 00:45:18,348 --> 00:45:19,183 - Moment? 1065 00:45:21,085 --> 00:45:22,319 - Yeah, you know, it would just be a shame 1066 00:45:22,352 --> 00:45:25,489 if all of sudden you grew a conscience 1067 00:45:25,522 --> 00:45:27,424 and told Emma about the show. 1068 00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:30,994 - And destroy all that I've worked so hard for? 1069 00:45:35,065 --> 00:45:35,999 - Well, okay. 1070 00:45:36,867 --> 00:45:38,802 I just wanted to make sure. 1071 00:45:39,970 --> 00:45:42,306 So, you ready for your next date? 1072 00:45:42,339 --> 00:45:44,508 - Um, not really. 1073 00:45:44,541 --> 00:45:47,311 Are you sure of what you want me to do? 1074 00:45:47,344 --> 00:45:49,213 - Trust me, it'll be great. 1075 00:45:59,890 --> 00:46:01,258 - Hello? 1076 00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:21,278 Hi. 1077 00:46:22,312 --> 00:46:24,248 Do you know where Andy is? 1078 00:46:31,421 --> 00:46:36,426 Okay, thanks. 1079 00:47:02,319 --> 00:47:05,522 ♪ La la la la la la la 1080 00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:18,368 ♪ La la la la la 1081 00:47:39,122 --> 00:47:40,624 Yes, this is awesome! 1082 00:47:41,992 --> 00:47:43,493 - Wait, you weren't scared? 1083 00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:45,495 - Yes, I'm freaking and I love it. 1084 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:47,231 This is so cool, I love scary stuff like this. 1085 00:47:47,264 --> 00:47:48,665 This is the best job ever. 1086 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:50,701 - Well, you should see me in all my glory. 1087 00:47:50,734 --> 00:47:52,703 I've got this button I can push that 1088 00:47:52,736 --> 00:47:54,538 will shoot blood out of my neck and. 1089 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:57,908 I think the batteries are dead right now. 1090 00:47:59,476 --> 00:48:00,410 - That's okay. 1091 00:48:00,444 --> 00:48:01,712 - And tell her you have to stay in your makeup 1092 00:48:01,745 --> 00:48:04,114 'cause you have to go back to work. 1093 00:48:04,147 --> 00:48:04,948 It'll be great. 1094 00:48:06,116 --> 00:48:08,986 - Um, so I've got some bad news-- 1095 00:48:09,019 --> 00:48:09,653 - Wait. 1096 00:48:10,554 --> 00:48:11,688 Are we not going to chocolate? 1097 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:13,123 Because you did promise me chocolate. 1098 00:48:13,156 --> 00:48:14,391 And you don't dangle chocolate in front 1099 00:48:14,424 --> 00:48:15,492 of a girl and rip it away like that 1100 00:48:15,525 --> 00:48:17,361 unless you want your face to look like that for real. 1101 00:48:17,394 --> 00:48:20,197 - No, we're getting chocolate. 1102 00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:22,666 I just have to come back to work after 1103 00:48:22,699 --> 00:48:26,036 so I have to stay in costume. 1104 00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:27,137 - Oh. 1105 00:48:29,206 --> 00:48:30,540 Can I have some makeup too, please? 1106 00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:31,575 Please! 1107 00:48:31,608 --> 00:48:32,509 Can I have some makeup 1108 00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:33,377 too, please? - Yeah! 1109 00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:34,411 Yeah, okay. 1110 00:48:34,444 --> 00:48:35,279 - Okay! 1111 00:48:36,146 --> 00:48:37,247 Where is it, this way? 1112 00:48:37,281 --> 00:48:38,649 - Yeah. 1113 00:48:40,384 --> 00:48:42,653 So how am I doing on this list of yours? 1114 00:48:42,686 --> 00:48:44,454 - So far so good. 1115 00:48:44,488 --> 00:48:45,555 - Get the product placement out of 1116 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:46,690 the way quickly this time. 1117 00:48:48,292 --> 00:48:52,396 - Did I mention how much I love Hatch Family chocolates? 1118 00:48:53,530 --> 00:48:56,233 - Why do you always sound like a commercial? 1119 00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:58,735 - I'm just saying how much I love this place. 1120 00:49:00,103 --> 00:49:02,139 Did you know that the Hatch Family 1121 00:49:02,172 --> 00:49:06,443 have been making fine hand-dipped chocolates since 1917? 1122 00:49:06,476 --> 00:49:07,511 - Wow. 1123 00:49:13,684 --> 00:49:14,584 - Mom. 1124 00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:17,220 Caramel apple now! 1125 00:49:19,089 --> 00:49:21,191 - Whatever you say, Bridget. 1126 00:49:21,224 --> 00:49:23,026 - Excuse me. 1127 00:49:23,060 --> 00:49:25,362 What do you think you're doing? 1128 00:49:25,395 --> 00:49:27,531 - Oh, um, we are on a date. 1129 00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:30,367 - No. 1130 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:34,271 What I mean is, this is my favorite table. 1131 00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:37,574 So take your freak show to another stage. 1132 00:49:37,607 --> 00:49:39,276 This is my spot. 1133 00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:40,143 - Oh. 1134 00:49:41,078 --> 00:49:43,246 So this is where you perform your freak show? 1135 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,248 - You heard me, cyclops. 1136 00:49:45,282 --> 00:49:48,085 Hit the bricks before you lose another eye. 1137 00:49:48,118 --> 00:49:50,287 - It's fine, we can move. - No! 1138 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,522 We were here first and we are not going anywhere. 1139 00:49:52,556 --> 00:49:56,293 Maybe if she had asked nicely, but now it's too late. 1140 00:49:57,194 --> 00:49:58,729 - So, you're not going? 1141 00:49:59,596 --> 00:50:01,231 - Not a chance, you-- 1142 00:50:01,264 --> 00:50:05,502 - Okay, let's, let's just keep it calm and civil, ladies. 1143 00:50:05,535 --> 00:50:07,471 Wow. 1144 00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:10,273 You must really be part of a freak show 1145 00:50:10,307 --> 00:50:11,608 because I'm lookin' at you, 1146 00:50:12,809 --> 00:50:15,278 yet he's the one who sounds like a girl. 1147 00:50:15,312 --> 00:50:17,147 - Listen here, you little brat. 1148 00:50:17,180 --> 00:50:19,583 This guy just beat up the Easter bunny and a girl, 1149 00:50:19,616 --> 00:50:20,450 do you wanna be next? 1150 00:50:20,484 --> 00:50:22,519 - Technically it was the same person. 1151 00:50:24,788 --> 00:50:26,289 - Fine. 1152 00:50:26,323 --> 00:50:27,124 Have the table. 1153 00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:38,668 - I'm sorry, I just... 1154 00:50:40,804 --> 00:50:44,474 - No, I, I can you see have a little bit of a temper. 1155 00:50:45,675 --> 00:50:47,577 - Only when faced with pure evil. 1156 00:50:52,382 --> 00:50:54,651 Anyway, you were saying? 1157 00:50:54,684 --> 00:50:56,153 You like this place? 1158 00:50:56,186 --> 00:50:57,587 You come here a lot, or? 1159 00:50:57,621 --> 00:50:58,755 - Yeah, yeah, all the time. 1160 00:51:00,357 --> 00:51:01,625 - But not on dates? 1161 00:51:01,658 --> 00:51:02,626 - No, just me. 1162 00:51:02,659 --> 00:51:03,794 - That's ridiculous. 1163 00:51:03,827 --> 00:51:05,796 What else do you do by yourself? 1164 00:51:05,829 --> 00:51:10,700 - Um, movies, restaurants, library. 1165 00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:15,305 - And you don't have any friends to do that with you? 1166 00:51:15,338 --> 00:51:17,174 - Well, I know a lot of people, 1167 00:51:17,207 --> 00:51:19,676 I just don't really hang out with anyone. 1168 00:51:20,610 --> 00:51:22,212 - You say that like it's normal. 1169 00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:25,649 - I dunno, I never really thought about it. 1170 00:51:25,682 --> 00:51:28,318 I mean, I didn't have time for friends growing up. 1171 00:51:28,351 --> 00:51:31,655 I was so busy, so I guess I got used to it. 1172 00:51:31,688 --> 00:51:33,690 - That's just so sad, Andy. 1173 00:51:33,723 --> 00:51:35,392 - Why? 1174 00:51:35,425 --> 00:51:38,862 Who says that you have to have friends to be happy in life? 1175 00:51:38,895 --> 00:51:40,397 - Everybody says that. 1176 00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:41,932 That's why you have friends. 1177 00:51:41,965 --> 00:51:44,634 Because sometimes life sucks and you just need 1178 00:51:44,668 --> 00:51:45,869 someone to be there to tell you 1179 00:51:45,902 --> 00:51:48,238 that everything is gonna be okay. 1180 00:51:48,271 --> 00:51:49,372 - I have parents. 1181 00:51:50,607 --> 00:51:53,844 - Your parents' job is to be your parents, not your friend. 1182 00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:57,180 Can you really imagine living the rest 1183 00:51:57,214 --> 00:51:58,348 of your life so alone? 1184 00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:04,521 - I always figured that, um, I would get 1185 00:52:04,554 --> 00:52:07,757 to that when the career was squared away. 1186 00:52:10,227 --> 00:52:11,495 Hey, I'm doin' right now! 1187 00:52:12,762 --> 00:52:14,531 I asked you to marry me. 1188 00:52:14,564 --> 00:52:15,966 We are on a date. 1189 00:52:15,999 --> 00:52:17,701 I'm taking care of it. 1190 00:52:19,536 --> 00:52:20,637 - Yeah, I guess you are. 1191 00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:47,364 - You did not say anything about this! 1192 00:52:47,397 --> 00:52:48,632 I want extra money. 1193 00:52:52,435 --> 00:52:55,572 - Stop it, stop smiling, okay? 1194 00:52:55,605 --> 00:52:56,406 Okay. 1195 00:52:57,607 --> 00:53:00,243 - I don't believe it, it's all in one piece, it really is. 1196 00:53:00,277 --> 00:53:01,745 Ah, Ems, come, have a look at 1197 00:53:01,778 --> 00:53:03,847 your flatmate in seventh grade. 1198 00:53:04,748 --> 00:53:06,416 - What the heck? 1199 00:53:07,651 --> 00:53:09,619 Did something crawl on your forehead and die? 1200 00:53:09,653 --> 00:53:12,689 - I grew up next to a cow farm and they gave us free milk. 1201 00:53:14,691 --> 00:53:15,926 Apparently they shot up the cows with 1202 00:53:15,959 --> 00:53:18,929 so many growth hormones that I grew a mustache. 1203 00:53:19,896 --> 00:53:21,731 - On your forehead? 1204 00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:25,302 - Oh, no, I had a gross mustache, too. 1205 00:53:25,335 --> 00:53:26,770 - I actually can't believe that you're telling 1206 00:53:26,803 --> 00:53:27,704 Zack all about this. 1207 00:53:27,737 --> 00:53:29,272 - I do applaud her honesty. 1208 00:53:29,306 --> 00:53:30,707 She's a very honest lass. 1209 00:53:30,740 --> 00:53:31,775 - Honesty. 1210 00:53:32,809 --> 00:53:33,977 Yes. 1211 00:53:34,010 --> 00:53:38,615 - And I've now seen her at her worst and I still love her. 1212 00:53:39,783 --> 00:53:40,584 So, to me, that's a sign that this is 1213 00:53:40,617 --> 00:53:43,787 all leading somewhere. 1214 00:53:43,820 --> 00:53:44,888 - Oh, so sweet. 1215 00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:48,525 - Okay. 1216 00:53:48,558 --> 00:53:50,694 So, now that you've shown him the bad 1217 00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:52,495 do you wanna show him the good? 1218 00:53:53,830 --> 00:53:55,665 - Our trip to Cabo? 1219 00:53:55,699 --> 00:53:56,533 - Bikinis? 1220 00:53:57,767 --> 00:53:58,602 Yes, please. 1221 00:53:58,635 --> 00:54:00,337 I would very much like to see those. 1222 00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:04,874 - Quick. 1223 00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:06,843 Has she said anything about her prank? 1224 00:54:06,876 --> 00:54:07,677 - Prank? 1225 00:54:07,711 --> 00:54:08,511 What? 1226 00:54:08,545 --> 00:54:09,679 No. 1227 00:54:09,713 --> 00:54:10,847 What's going on? 1228 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,048 Nothing. 1229 00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:13,817 - Nothing? 1230 00:54:13,850 --> 00:54:15,452 Something. 1231 00:54:15,485 --> 00:54:16,886 I dunno. 1232 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:17,821 - What? 1233 00:54:17,854 --> 00:54:20,590 Did he make a move on you? - No, no, no. 1234 00:54:20,624 --> 00:54:24,427 We had a moment. 1235 00:54:24,461 --> 00:54:25,862 - A moment? 1236 00:54:25,895 --> 00:54:27,564 You had a moment? 1237 00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:29,766 Well, that was part of the plan, wasn't it? 1238 00:54:29,799 --> 00:54:33,403 To make him believe that you're falling for him, right? 1239 00:54:39,442 --> 00:54:40,076 Hold on! 1240 00:54:41,811 --> 00:54:43,546 You really like him, don't you? 1241 00:54:44,681 --> 00:54:45,515 - Maybe. 1242 00:54:46,516 --> 00:54:47,684 Oh, what am I gonna do? 1243 00:54:48,852 --> 00:54:51,454 - What do you mean what are you gonna do? 1244 00:54:51,488 --> 00:54:54,791 Forget the prank and tell him. 1245 00:54:54,824 --> 00:54:56,359 - Think about it. 1246 00:54:56,393 --> 00:54:58,528 I fell for him but he's just playing a role. 1247 00:54:58,561 --> 00:54:59,796 - How do you know that? 1248 00:54:59,829 --> 00:55:01,364 Maybe he feels the same. 1249 00:55:01,398 --> 00:55:03,800 Maybe he wants another moment. 1250 00:55:06,069 --> 00:55:07,904 - Okay, well, the only to find out 1251 00:55:07,937 --> 00:55:10,573 if that's true is to ask him. 1252 00:55:10,607 --> 00:55:12,842 And if I ask him, then it's over. 1253 00:55:12,876 --> 00:55:16,446 And then I fell for him, he's not into it, and she wins. 1254 00:55:19,783 --> 00:55:22,152 - You do realize how crazy you sound right now? 1255 00:55:22,185 --> 00:55:24,888 You're risking possibility of losing 1256 00:55:24,921 --> 00:55:28,425 a real relationship for a joke. 1257 00:55:29,693 --> 00:55:30,627 That's absurd. 1258 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,899 - And what are you two talking about? 1259 00:55:37,734 --> 00:55:38,568 - Nothing. 1260 00:55:39,936 --> 00:55:41,805 I think my curiosity just got the better of me 1261 00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:43,773 so I'm gonna look at this one. 1262 00:55:43,807 --> 00:55:44,607 Oh my! 1263 00:56:07,630 --> 00:56:09,866 ♪ Hello, I love ya 1264 00:56:09,899 --> 00:56:11,935 ♪ What's your name 1265 00:56:11,968 --> 00:56:16,606 ♪ Would you like to marry me 1266 00:56:16,639 --> 00:56:19,008 ♪ Hello, I love ya 1267 00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:21,111 ♪ What's your name 1268 00:56:21,144 --> 00:56:25,982 ♪ Would you like to marry me 1269 00:56:26,015 --> 00:56:29,919 ♪ You saw me there sittin' across the room ♪ 1270 00:56:29,953 --> 00:56:34,958 ♪ Oh baby, why don't you say hi ♪ 1271 00:56:36,025 --> 00:56:38,895 ♪ They say you can't go sledding on ice ♪ 1272 00:56:38,928 --> 00:56:43,933 ♪ So baby, come and watch me fly ♪ 1273 00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:46,669 ♪ Hello, I love ya 1274 00:56:46,703 --> 00:56:48,838 ♪ What's your name 1275 00:56:48,872 --> 00:56:53,042 ♪ Would you like to marry me 1276 00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:55,779 ♪ Hello, I love ya 1277 00:56:55,812 --> 00:56:57,881 ♪ What's your name 1278 00:56:57,914 --> 00:57:01,885 ♪ Would you like to marry me 1279 00:57:08,992 --> 00:57:11,060 So, you are a horrible singer, 1280 00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:14,030 but a great sport, so full credit. 1281 00:57:14,063 --> 00:57:15,064 - So, I passed. 1282 00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:16,699 Excellent. 1283 00:57:16,733 --> 00:57:19,903 Although, I am a little afraid of the remaining dates. 1284 00:57:21,738 --> 00:57:23,706 - Does that mean you're quitting? 1285 00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:24,908 - Not a chance. 1286 00:57:24,941 --> 00:57:29,112 I have had more fun with you than I've had my entire life. 1287 00:57:31,047 --> 00:57:34,117 - That's kinda sad, Andy. 1288 00:57:34,150 --> 00:57:35,518 - I don't think that's a shock 1289 00:57:35,552 --> 00:57:36,953 after everything that I've told you. 1290 00:57:40,623 --> 00:57:42,859 - Product placement! 1291 00:57:44,994 --> 00:57:46,095 - Is something wrong? 1292 00:57:46,129 --> 00:57:47,030 - No, nothing, I just. 1293 00:57:49,966 --> 00:57:54,971 Have I told you how much I love Snap Daddy's barbecue sauce? 1294 00:58:00,076 --> 00:58:01,978 I think you, uh. 1295 00:58:02,011 --> 00:58:04,013 I think I would've remembered that. 1296 00:58:04,047 --> 00:58:07,750 - It is MSG-free. 1297 00:58:07,784 --> 00:58:11,120 It contains no high fructose corn syrup. 1298 00:58:12,255 --> 00:58:14,958 Comes in three delicious flavors. 1299 00:58:14,991 --> 00:58:19,195 And can be put on hamburgers, hot dogs, 1300 00:58:19,229 --> 00:58:23,132 onion rings, and of course, steak. 1301 00:58:25,902 --> 00:58:29,272 It's so good you could slap yo mama. 1302 00:58:32,909 --> 00:58:34,010 - Are you hungry? 1303 00:58:34,043 --> 00:58:35,111 Or? 1304 00:58:35,144 --> 00:58:39,782 - No, I just sharin' info. 1305 00:58:41,317 --> 00:58:45,088 Christmas gift ideas and such. 1306 00:58:45,121 --> 00:58:46,256 - No, it's good. 1307 00:58:46,289 --> 00:58:48,791 I mean, I have a birthday coming up so it's a good idea. 1308 00:58:48,825 --> 00:58:51,060 - Oh, well, have this one. 1309 00:58:54,731 --> 00:58:55,665 - It's still warm. 1310 00:58:58,134 --> 00:59:01,771 - All right, now move that from there to there. 1311 00:59:01,804 --> 00:59:04,207 Andrew, come on in, we're just about ready 1312 00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:06,876 to take a look at a rough cut of episode four. 1313 00:59:08,811 --> 00:59:10,847 - Come on, where's your sense of adventure? 1314 00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:12,215 So, are you excited? 1315 00:59:12,248 --> 00:59:14,751 - Wait, that's wrong. - Sounds disgusting. 1316 00:59:14,784 --> 00:59:15,385 - What? 1317 00:59:15,418 --> 00:59:16,219 What's wrong? 1318 00:59:16,252 --> 00:59:18,021 - Oh, that last line. 1319 00:59:18,054 --> 00:59:19,722 That's from a totally different part of the conversation. 1320 00:59:19,756 --> 00:59:21,324 It's out of context. 1321 00:59:21,357 --> 00:59:23,359 Putting it there makes her look-- 1322 00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:25,328 - It makes drama, Andrew. 1323 00:59:25,361 --> 00:59:26,896 That's what people want. 1324 00:59:26,930 --> 00:59:28,631 - We talked about this. 1325 00:59:28,665 --> 00:59:31,067 - We never said anything about taking lines out of context. 1326 00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:32,035 - He probably didn't say anything 1327 00:59:32,068 --> 00:59:34,938 because that's how all reality shows are done. 1328 00:59:36,105 --> 00:59:37,206 - I forgot who we're dealing with. 1329 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:38,274 He's just a P.A. 1330 00:59:40,076 --> 00:59:41,311 - Oh yeah. 1331 00:59:41,344 --> 00:59:43,179 He's just a donut boy. 1332 00:59:44,147 --> 00:59:44,981 Right? 1333 00:59:45,014 --> 00:59:46,849 - Andrew, are you saying that you have 1334 00:59:46,883 --> 00:59:50,386 a problem with how we're editing your show? 1335 00:59:52,455 --> 00:59:53,923 - No. 1336 00:59:53,957 --> 00:59:54,891 No problem. 1337 00:59:55,825 --> 00:59:57,327 Sounds disgusting. 1338 01:00:00,330 --> 01:00:02,031 ♪ Happy, happy 1339 01:00:02,065 --> 01:00:06,002 ♪ Happy, happy 1340 01:00:06,035 --> 01:00:07,837 ♪ This is your birthday song 1341 01:00:07,870 --> 01:00:09,806 ♪ We hope to sing it all day long ♪ 1342 01:00:09,839 --> 01:00:11,674 ♪ We are here to sing for you 1343 01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:13,810 ♪ And make your birthday wish come true ♪ 1344 01:00:13,843 --> 01:00:15,712 ♪ Emma, happy birthday, girl 1345 01:00:15,745 --> 01:00:17,814 ♪ We are here to rock your world ♪ 1346 01:00:17,847 --> 01:00:19,449 ♪ We are known as The Singing Grumps ♪ 1347 01:00:19,482 --> 01:00:23,853 ♪ Get ready for your birthday hug ♪ 1348 01:00:32,261 --> 01:00:34,163 - I can't believe you did that. 1349 01:00:34,197 --> 01:00:35,865 My birthday is forever tainted. 1350 01:00:38,234 --> 01:00:39,335 - All the more victorious. 1351 01:00:40,937 --> 01:00:43,706 - How did you even get them to agree to that? 1352 01:00:43,740 --> 01:00:47,276 - It was disturbingly easy, actually. 1353 01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:50,079 - Well, I guess they did cure me of my hairy man aversion. 1354 01:00:50,113 --> 01:00:51,414 So, that's good. 1355 01:00:51,447 --> 01:00:52,882 - See? 1356 01:00:52,915 --> 01:00:54,017 I told you it might change your mind. 1357 01:00:55,818 --> 01:00:57,153 - What are you doing? 1358 01:00:58,187 --> 01:00:59,422 - Are you serious? 1359 01:00:59,455 --> 01:01:00,723 That was totally worth five points. 1360 01:01:00,757 --> 01:01:02,959 - Yeah, but you cheated. 1361 01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:04,227 You can only do one prank at a time 1362 01:01:04,260 --> 01:01:05,461 and you just did two in a row. 1363 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:07,730 So, you are disqualified and I retain the lead. 1364 01:01:08,464 --> 01:01:09,866 - What are you talking about? 1365 01:01:09,899 --> 01:01:10,500 What other prank? 1366 01:01:10,533 --> 01:01:11,734 - Andy. 1367 01:01:11,768 --> 01:01:13,302 The dates. 1368 01:01:13,336 --> 01:01:16,339 You 1369 01:01:16,372 --> 01:01:18,274 had no id. 1370 01:01:18,307 --> 01:01:20,076 Nothing to do with Andy. 1371 01:01:21,444 --> 01:01:24,147 - Why would you think Andy was my prank? 1372 01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:26,382 - Because he proposed to me after like two seconds. 1373 01:01:26,416 --> 01:01:28,251 - Andy proposed to you? 1374 01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:33,289 - And I said he could propose again after we dated. 1375 01:01:33,322 --> 01:01:34,457 - What? 1376 01:01:34,490 --> 01:01:35,925 Why would you do that? 1377 01:01:35,958 --> 01:01:37,326 - Because I thought you were behind it! 1378 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:40,229 Oh my gosh, Mandy, what am I gonna do? 1379 01:01:40,263 --> 01:01:42,198 We're supposed to go out for my birthday dinner tonight. 1380 01:01:42,231 --> 01:01:44,033 - Um, does he know where you live? 1381 01:01:44,067 --> 01:01:44,967 - I didn't tell him. 1382 01:01:45,001 --> 01:01:46,169 I assumed he knew because you. 1383 01:01:47,070 --> 01:01:48,271 - So, it's simple. 1384 01:01:48,304 --> 01:01:50,506 Just avoid his calls and he'll get the clue. 1385 01:01:53,076 --> 01:01:55,178 Unless you actually like this guy. 1386 01:01:55,211 --> 01:01:56,212 - Are you kidding? 1387 01:01:56,245 --> 01:01:57,980 I mean, he's crazy, right? 1388 01:01:58,014 --> 01:02:00,550 But I don't wanna hurt his feelings, you know. 1389 01:02:00,583 --> 01:02:02,985 - Oh, well, so let him down easy. 1390 01:02:04,587 --> 01:02:05,388 - How do I do that? 1391 01:02:05,421 --> 01:02:06,456 - Easy, fake a disease. 1392 01:02:06,489 --> 01:02:09,258 There's hepatitis, mad cow. 1393 01:02:10,393 --> 01:02:11,294 Rabies. 1394 01:02:11,327 --> 01:02:13,096 Rabies works really well. 1395 01:02:13,129 --> 01:02:15,164 He'll run for the hills and never look back. 1396 01:02:15,198 --> 01:02:16,499 - What? 1397 01:02:16,532 --> 01:02:17,366 Rabies? 1398 01:02:27,009 --> 01:02:29,912 - I mean, the way they're editing the how together. 1399 01:02:29,946 --> 01:02:31,414 Emma's gonna look like a beast. 1400 01:02:32,915 --> 01:02:36,419 - My friend, they are the hammer. 1401 01:02:38,354 --> 01:02:40,156 You're just one of the little nails. 1402 01:02:41,390 --> 01:02:43,526 They represent everything that Boom and I are against. 1403 01:02:45,528 --> 01:02:47,029 - I'm just gonna tell her. 1404 01:02:47,864 --> 01:02:48,831 End it. 1405 01:02:48,865 --> 01:02:50,900 - It won't be all you're ending. 1406 01:02:50,933 --> 01:02:54,203 They can burn you with every single network in the nation. 1407 01:02:54,237 --> 01:02:56,405 - I mean, come on, dude, what's the real reason? 1408 01:02:57,340 --> 01:02:59,041 - What do you mean? 1409 01:02:59,075 --> 01:03:01,344 - Well, obviously this is more than just concern. 1410 01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:05,481 You really like Emma, like for realsie real, right? 1411 01:03:06,883 --> 01:03:08,117 - Yeah. 1412 01:03:08,151 --> 01:03:09,986 - So, before you go ruining your career 1413 01:03:11,420 --> 01:03:13,456 why don't you find out if she for realsie real likes you? 1414 01:03:15,424 --> 01:03:16,592 - Words of wisdom from a man who hasn't 1415 01:03:16,626 --> 01:03:18,427 had a girlfriend since kindergarten. 1416 01:03:20,096 --> 01:03:23,566 Still, while Boom may not be very good at getting women, 1417 01:03:23,599 --> 01:03:25,568 he's an expert at losing them. 1418 01:03:25,601 --> 01:03:27,303 - That is very true. 1419 01:03:28,437 --> 01:03:30,106 I actually wrote a book about it. 1420 01:03:31,474 --> 01:03:34,410 It's called A Million Ways To Hear Get Lost. 1421 01:03:36,612 --> 01:03:38,047 It's a pop-up book. 1422 01:03:50,593 --> 01:03:52,461 I don't know, Reel. 1423 01:03:52,495 --> 01:03:54,297 It's been three whole days. 1424 01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:55,898 Maybe she's not coming back. 1425 01:03:55,932 --> 01:03:57,400 - This is her favorite lunch spot, 1426 01:03:57,433 --> 01:03:59,502 she's bound to come back sooner or later. 1427 01:04:01,170 --> 01:04:02,905 - But what if Andy finds out? 1428 01:04:02,939 --> 01:04:04,440 - We're doing this for Andy. 1429 01:04:04,473 --> 01:04:06,642 Neither of us want him to throw his career away 1430 01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:09,111 for some girl who doesn't even care about him. 1431 01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:12,348 There she is. 1432 01:04:13,449 --> 01:04:14,417 - So, what's the plan? 1433 01:04:16,953 --> 01:04:18,487 - We test her loyalty. 1434 01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:19,355 - Ah. 1435 01:04:21,357 --> 01:04:22,592 But how? 1436 01:04:22,625 --> 01:04:25,595 - By offering her forbidden fruit. 1437 01:04:31,167 --> 01:04:32,335 Well, hello there. 1438 01:04:34,337 --> 01:04:36,606 - I really gotta find a different place to have lunch. 1439 01:04:36,639 --> 01:04:39,475 - Speaking of lunch, I may not be on the menu 1440 01:04:39,508 --> 01:04:42,245 but I am the special. 1441 01:04:42,278 --> 01:04:43,312 - I believe you. 1442 01:04:43,346 --> 01:04:44,947 - I am Reel Man. 1443 01:04:47,550 --> 01:04:49,485 - You call yourself a real man? 1444 01:04:49,518 --> 01:04:50,319 - No, no. 1445 01:04:50,353 --> 01:04:51,153 Reel, Reel. 1446 01:04:51,187 --> 01:04:52,255 See, it's a reel? 1447 01:04:52,288 --> 01:04:53,689 Look, I sewed it on myself. 1448 01:04:53,723 --> 01:04:54,957 It's R-E, yeah. 1449 01:04:54,991 --> 01:04:57,426 I am the master of media. 1450 01:04:57,460 --> 01:04:59,195 The slayer of cinema. 1451 01:04:59,228 --> 01:05:00,630 The warrior of... 1452 01:05:02,632 --> 01:05:04,467 W, warrior. 1453 01:05:05,434 --> 01:05:06,969 - Work harder? 1454 01:05:07,003 --> 01:05:08,170 - Warrior of work harder. 1455 01:05:08,204 --> 01:05:09,472 No, that's terrible, don't do this. 1456 01:05:09,505 --> 01:05:10,673 Oh! 1457 01:05:10,706 --> 01:05:15,011 The question is: are you ready to sample the main course? 1458 01:05:18,481 --> 01:05:19,749 - Gimme a second. 1459 01:05:19,782 --> 01:05:21,450 - Take all the time you need. 1460 01:05:21,484 --> 01:05:23,352 It's easy to be overwhelmed by 1461 01:05:23,386 --> 01:05:25,621 all of this. - Emma? 1462 01:05:25,655 --> 01:05:27,089 Emma! 1463 01:05:27,123 --> 01:05:28,024 - Zack. 1464 01:05:28,057 --> 01:05:29,158 Oh, here comes my boyfriend. 1465 01:05:29,191 --> 01:05:30,259 - Boyfriend, boyfriend? - Yeah. 1466 01:05:30,293 --> 01:05:31,427 Boyfriend! 1467 01:05:31,460 --> 01:05:33,129 - Hi, love! - Zack! 1468 01:05:33,162 --> 01:05:34,497 Come here. - What is it, love? 1469 01:05:34,530 --> 01:05:36,766 - You're just in time to see me grizzly mace 1470 01:05:36,799 --> 01:05:38,367 this guy's face off. 1471 01:05:38,401 --> 01:05:39,568 - Oh, come on, Emma. 1472 01:05:39,602 --> 01:05:41,570 We both know that you don't actually have any mace in there. 1473 01:05:41,604 --> 01:05:42,505 All right? 1474 01:05:42,538 --> 01:05:43,572 So, you're the-- 1475 01:05:45,474 --> 01:05:47,176 Oh, not the. 1476 01:05:47,209 --> 01:05:48,444 Worse than prom! 1477 01:05:48,477 --> 01:05:49,578 Worse than prom! 1478 01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:51,247 - Worse than prom. 1479 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,549 - You make the most interesting friends here, 1480 01:05:53,582 --> 01:05:54,617 don't you, love? 1481 01:05:55,751 --> 01:05:58,020 - Sweet Spielberg. 1482 01:06:00,323 --> 01:06:01,123 Oh, you are. 1483 01:06:01,157 --> 01:06:02,291 Oh, you had me. 1484 01:06:02,325 --> 01:06:03,125 Had the mace. 1485 01:06:04,493 --> 01:06:06,462 Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma. 1486 01:06:06,495 --> 01:06:07,797 Emma, oh! 1487 01:06:07,830 --> 01:06:08,664 Boom! 1488 01:06:09,565 --> 01:06:10,666 Code pepper! 1489 01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:12,201 Code pepper! 1490 01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:18,341 - Sorry I haven't called you guys in awhile, 1491 01:06:18,374 --> 01:06:19,542 it's great to see you, though. 1492 01:06:19,575 --> 01:06:23,512 So, um, what's going on here? 1493 01:06:23,546 --> 01:06:26,282 - Andy, we need to tell you something. 1494 01:06:28,718 --> 01:06:31,587 Andy, we need to tell you something. 1495 01:06:32,788 --> 01:06:33,589 - Okay. 1496 01:06:35,257 --> 01:06:38,561 - We, well, you know, me and Boom here. 1497 01:06:38,594 --> 01:06:39,595 We-- 1498 01:06:39,628 --> 01:06:40,663 Thank you. 1499 01:06:41,664 --> 01:06:45,468 We saw Emma with. 1500 01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:48,337 I don't wanna say it. - Emma has a boyfriend. 1501 01:06:48,371 --> 01:06:50,306 - Wait, what? 1502 01:06:50,339 --> 01:06:53,309 - We saw them in the park today. 1503 01:06:53,342 --> 01:06:56,479 - See, we didn't want you to lose your job 1504 01:06:56,512 --> 01:07:00,149 over a girl that may not like you, so-- 1505 01:07:00,182 --> 01:07:01,650 - I pretended to hit on her. 1506 01:07:03,552 --> 01:07:05,187 It did not go well. 1507 01:07:05,221 --> 01:07:08,257 Her boyfriend gave me the stink eye. 1508 01:07:08,290 --> 01:07:11,293 - Yeah, then Emma gave him the mace eye. 1509 01:07:14,196 --> 01:07:14,830 - I'm. 1510 01:07:16,165 --> 01:07:16,799 I'm sorry, man. 1511 01:07:18,267 --> 01:07:20,336 - Hey, at least you still have the show. 1512 01:07:21,270 --> 01:07:22,405 - Maybe not. 1513 01:07:22,438 --> 01:07:26,375 She hasn't responded to my calls or my texts for a week. 1514 01:07:28,611 --> 01:07:29,678 I guess now I know why. 1515 01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:33,582 - A boyfriend! 1516 01:07:35,584 --> 01:07:37,486 How many episodes do we have? 1517 01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:38,320 - Seven in the can. 1518 01:07:38,354 --> 01:07:40,523 I'm editing number eight right now. 1519 01:07:41,490 --> 01:07:43,159 - We need 13 to make a season. 1520 01:07:43,192 --> 01:07:45,161 Can we stretch the footage? 1521 01:07:46,629 --> 01:07:48,798 Steal some footage, maybe even animate some footage? 1522 01:07:48,831 --> 01:07:50,633 - Add B roll, two part each state, 1523 01:07:50,666 --> 01:07:51,667 episodes aren't the problem. 1524 01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:52,768 - No, we need an ending. 1525 01:07:52,802 --> 01:07:54,270 - I've tried calling her all week. 1526 01:07:54,303 --> 01:07:56,539 Short of stalking Emma at work, I dunno how 1527 01:07:56,572 --> 01:07:58,841 to get ahold of her. - Then you stalk her at work. 1528 01:07:58,874 --> 01:08:00,209 This is on you. 1529 01:08:00,242 --> 01:08:02,812 You beg, borrow, steal if you have to. 1530 01:08:02,845 --> 01:08:05,247 But get another date with her. 1531 01:08:05,281 --> 01:08:06,182 Sonny, boy. 1532 01:08:07,583 --> 01:08:08,884 I need an ending. 1533 01:08:13,589 --> 01:08:17,760 - How did I feel when I found out Emma has a boyfriend? 1534 01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:26,769 Hey, guys, can we cut? 1535 01:08:41,317 --> 01:08:46,322 ♪ Now it's time to take off my mask ♪ 1536 01:08:47,756 --> 01:08:51,794 ♪ I don't have to pretend every time people ask ♪ 1537 01:08:53,429 --> 01:08:55,865 ♪ When the lights go out 1538 01:08:55,898 --> 01:09:00,302 ♪ I'm alone with my thoughts 1539 01:09:00,336 --> 01:09:05,274 ♪ I'm still thinkin' 'bout the one that I lost ♪ 1540 01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:09,945 ♪ This is me letting go 1541 01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:13,415 ♪ This is me moving on 1542 01:09:13,449 --> 01:09:16,752 ♪ I'm running in circles 1543 01:09:16,785 --> 01:09:19,655 ♪ And I don't even know 1544 01:09:19,688 --> 01:09:22,791 ♪ This is me moving on 1545 01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:26,262 ♪ This is me letting go 1546 01:09:26,295 --> 01:09:31,300 ♪ This is me letting go 1547 01:09:34,803 --> 01:09:37,806 ♪ Oh, me letting go 1548 01:09:46,982 --> 01:09:49,985 ♪ Oh 1549 01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:52,655 ♪ Letting go 1550 01:09:57,593 --> 01:09:58,928 - Sweet or spicy? 1551 01:09:58,961 --> 01:09:59,929 - I like the spicy. 1552 01:10:01,297 --> 01:10:03,265 - Emma just texted, she wants to meet. 1553 01:10:03,299 --> 01:10:04,300 - That's great, what time? 1554 01:10:04,333 --> 01:10:05,768 - 5:00 today at the park. 1555 01:10:05,801 --> 01:10:06,635 - 5:00, 5:00. 1556 01:10:06,669 --> 01:10:07,603 Call Mike. 1557 01:10:07,636 --> 01:10:08,771 He's got a crew all ready. 1558 01:10:08,804 --> 01:10:09,805 Have them bring the good cameras. 1559 01:10:09,838 --> 01:10:10,906 - Sure. - What about my guys? 1560 01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:11,740 - You're guys? 1561 01:10:11,774 --> 01:10:12,775 No, they're a joke. 1562 01:10:12,808 --> 01:10:13,742 I need this perfect. 1563 01:10:13,776 --> 01:10:15,878 He's also got a check, he's got the extra list. 1564 01:10:15,911 --> 01:10:17,479 In fact, call everybody. 1565 01:10:17,513 --> 01:10:20,449 And, Emma, regardless of what she says or does 1566 01:10:20,482 --> 01:10:22,985 you can't lose her, I can't afford that again. 1567 01:10:23,018 --> 01:10:24,486 You propose to her. 1568 01:10:25,521 --> 01:10:26,522 Get me my ending. 1569 01:10:26,555 --> 01:10:27,389 - Okay. 1570 01:10:27,423 --> 01:10:28,857 - And don't screw it up! 1571 01:10:30,459 --> 01:10:31,894 Spicy, huh? 1572 01:10:31,927 --> 01:10:33,596 - Hello. 1573 01:10:33,629 --> 01:10:34,463 - Hi. 1574 01:10:36,532 --> 01:10:37,433 - Good to see you. 1575 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:41,537 I didn't know if that was gonna happen again. 1576 01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:44,840 - I'm sorry about disappearing. 1577 01:10:44,873 --> 01:10:45,941 - Is everything all right? 1578 01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:50,846 - I don't know hot to tell you this, 1579 01:10:50,879 --> 01:10:53,048 but I need to tell you something. 1580 01:10:53,082 --> 01:10:53,882 - I. 1581 01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:55,417 I already know. 1582 01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:57,486 - You do? 1583 01:10:57,519 --> 01:10:59,355 - Yeah, a friend of mine told me. 1584 01:10:59,388 --> 01:11:00,789 - Who? 1585 01:11:00,823 --> 01:11:01,824 - It doesn't matter. 1586 01:11:01,857 --> 01:11:04,560 But I understand. 1587 01:11:04,593 --> 01:11:07,896 I put you in a very difficult position. 1588 01:11:09,098 --> 01:11:10,733 - I'm sorry that you heard it that way. 1589 01:11:10,766 --> 01:11:11,634 I wanted you to hear it from me. 1590 01:11:11,667 --> 01:11:15,504 It's just, the way we met was so strange. 1591 01:11:15,537 --> 01:11:18,941 - I just want what's best for you, so. 1592 01:11:20,809 --> 01:11:22,378 - Thank you. 1593 01:11:22,411 --> 01:11:24,380 But I needed you to know that-- 1594 01:11:24,413 --> 01:11:27,349 - Emma, um, before you say anything. 1595 01:11:34,657 --> 01:11:37,493 I know that we have only known each other 1596 01:11:37,526 --> 01:11:42,531 for a little while and how we met was different, 1597 01:11:44,433 --> 01:11:46,568 but in the short time that I have known you 1598 01:11:47,836 --> 01:11:50,673 I've seen how my life can be. 1599 01:11:52,841 --> 01:11:55,144 'Cause I thought I was happy before 1600 01:11:55,177 --> 01:12:00,349 just moving through life, ignoring everything and everyone. 1601 01:12:03,652 --> 01:12:08,057 But now I see how important people are in my life. 1602 01:12:10,826 --> 01:12:15,664 And more importantly, how wonderful it is 1603 01:12:15,698 --> 01:12:18,934 to have someone to love in my life. 1604 01:12:22,137 --> 01:12:27,142 I don't wanna go to the movies alone anymore. 1605 01:12:28,844 --> 01:12:32,681 I don't wanna eat alone, I don't wanna be alone. 1606 01:12:32,715 --> 01:12:37,720 I wanna be with you for the rest of my life. 1607 01:12:41,857 --> 01:12:42,858 Emma Rose Granite, 1608 01:12:47,596 --> 01:12:48,731 will you marry me? 1609 01:12:49,998 --> 01:12:51,133 - Yes. 1610 01:12:51,166 --> 01:12:52,067 - What? 1611 01:12:52,101 --> 01:12:53,669 - Yes. 1612 01:13:00,909 --> 01:13:02,644 - Congratulations, Emma. 1613 01:13:02,678 --> 01:13:04,179 You've been a contestant on a new reality show 1614 01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:05,781 called Hello, I Love You. 1615 01:13:06,715 --> 01:13:07,583 - What's going on? 1616 01:13:07,616 --> 01:13:08,984 I don't-- 1617 01:13:09,017 --> 01:13:09,785 - Emma, I need to explain something, just-- 1618 01:13:09,818 --> 01:13:11,587 - This is a reality series based on 1619 01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:13,021 the question whether or not there's such 1620 01:13:13,055 --> 01:13:14,957 thing as love at first sight. 1621 01:13:14,990 --> 01:13:16,158 We've been following you two love birds 1622 01:13:16,191 --> 01:13:17,893 for the past two months, 1623 01:13:17,926 --> 01:13:20,095 recording your conversations and your dates. 1624 01:13:20,129 --> 01:13:24,099 And just for your participation, you've won $10,000! 1625 01:13:24,133 --> 01:13:25,501 - Congratulations, Emma! - What do you think 1626 01:13:25,534 --> 01:13:27,770 about that? 1627 01:13:27,803 --> 01:13:29,004 - You knew about this? 1628 01:13:29,037 --> 01:13:30,205 - Knew about it? 1629 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:31,907 This was all Andrew's idea. 1630 01:13:33,108 --> 01:13:34,610 - So it was all fake? 1631 01:13:35,711 --> 01:13:38,013 This whole time? 1632 01:13:38,046 --> 01:13:39,014 - Just. 1633 01:13:39,047 --> 01:13:40,182 Emma, don't! 1634 01:13:40,215 --> 01:13:41,917 - Congratulations, Andrew. 1635 01:13:41,950 --> 01:13:43,585 In a little over two months you were able 1636 01:13:43,619 --> 01:13:45,120 to get a complete stranger to fall in love with you 1637 01:13:45,154 --> 01:13:47,723 to the point where she accepted your proposal. 1638 01:13:47,756 --> 01:13:48,924 How do you feel about that? 1639 01:13:50,659 --> 01:13:51,827 - I. 1640 01:13:51,860 --> 01:13:53,028 Uh. 1641 01:13:53,061 --> 01:13:54,897 - Andrew, you gotta go faster, 1642 01:13:54,930 --> 01:13:56,732 you can't take as much time, man. 1643 01:13:56,765 --> 01:13:57,800 All right? 1644 01:13:57,833 --> 01:13:59,802 Smile more and say something positive about Emma. 1645 01:13:59,835 --> 01:14:02,805 Say she's excited, she's overwhelmed with joy. 1646 01:14:02,838 --> 01:14:03,639 Okay? 1647 01:14:03,672 --> 01:14:04,206 Crap like that. 1648 01:14:04,239 --> 01:14:05,808 - Yeah. 1649 01:14:05,841 --> 01:14:07,509 - We'll do a few different takes, all right? 1650 01:14:07,543 --> 01:14:08,510 Okay. 1651 01:14:08,544 --> 01:14:10,045 Okay, guys, get ready. 1652 01:14:10,078 --> 01:14:12,581 In three, two. 1653 01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:14,583 So, Andrew, how do you feel about that? 1654 01:14:15,784 --> 01:14:18,020 - I had a good time. 1655 01:14:18,053 --> 01:14:22,991 Emma is a great girl and I think she's really happy 1656 01:14:23,025 --> 01:14:24,860 about the $10,000. 1657 01:14:25,961 --> 01:14:28,197 Even though the proposal was not real, 1658 01:14:28,230 --> 01:14:31,967 I think that we are going to be friends. 1659 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:32,935 Good friends. 1660 01:14:34,102 --> 01:14:35,671 - So, there you have it, folks. 1661 01:14:35,704 --> 01:14:38,173 A happy ending for a fairytale romance. 1662 01:14:38,207 --> 01:14:39,942 Thank you for watching Hello, I Love You 1663 01:14:39,975 --> 01:14:42,010 and remember, the next time a stranger asks 1664 01:14:42,044 --> 01:14:44,112 you to marry him, think about it. 1665 01:14:44,146 --> 01:14:47,049 It might just be worth your while to say yes. 1666 01:14:47,082 --> 01:14:48,083 Okay. 1667 01:14:48,116 --> 01:14:49,785 Well, that went all right. 1668 01:14:49,818 --> 01:14:51,687 So, let's get a few other takes while 1669 01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:54,089 we got our extras here just to cover our butts, okay? 1670 01:14:54,122 --> 01:14:56,024 And bring in the Emma stand-in. 1671 01:14:56,959 --> 01:14:57,793 Where is she? 1672 01:15:02,364 --> 01:15:04,066 - A game show? 1673 01:15:04,099 --> 01:15:07,970 - No, it was like one of those cheesy reality TV shows. 1674 01:15:08,003 --> 01:15:09,705 - But you love those shows. 1675 01:15:10,672 --> 01:15:12,107 - I didn't ask to be on one. 1676 01:15:14,042 --> 01:15:16,144 - Emma, you're looking at this the wrong way. 1677 01:15:16,178 --> 01:15:17,779 There are major upsides. 1678 01:15:18,780 --> 01:15:19,615 - Upsides? 1679 01:15:21,016 --> 01:15:23,752 - Yeah, I mean, first off, you're gonna be on TV. 1680 01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:27,589 - Looking like a love-sick idiot. 1681 01:15:27,623 --> 01:15:29,825 Falling for any guy that just walks by. 1682 01:15:31,293 --> 01:15:32,227 - There's that. 1683 01:15:34,196 --> 01:15:36,098 But you said they're gonna pay you $10,000. 1684 01:15:36,131 --> 01:15:38,967 How are you not exploding with joy about all this? 1685 01:15:39,001 --> 01:15:41,703 - Because it was just a job to him. 1686 01:15:43,071 --> 01:15:44,573 He doesn't even care about me. 1687 01:15:46,074 --> 01:15:47,109 - Are you sure? 1688 01:15:48,176 --> 01:15:49,077 - You weren't there. 1689 01:15:51,780 --> 01:15:53,782 When the cameras came out and the host stuck 1690 01:15:53,815 --> 01:15:56,985 the mic in my face he just stood there and he just watched. 1691 01:15:58,120 --> 01:15:59,054 It was all his idea. 1692 01:16:04,092 --> 01:16:05,394 Everything that he said to me and everything 1693 01:16:05,427 --> 01:16:07,863 that we did together was just a lie. 1694 01:16:33,188 --> 01:16:35,023 - But do I regret creating the show? 1695 01:16:37,092 --> 01:16:41,063 I never would've met Emma and I'd be 1696 01:16:41,096 --> 01:16:44,099 that same myopic idiot obliviously trudging 1697 01:16:44,132 --> 01:16:47,135 through life ignoring what's important. 1698 01:16:48,236 --> 01:16:51,106 Like things like friendship and just taking 1699 01:16:51,139 --> 01:16:53,208 a break to enjoy life. 1700 01:16:56,478 --> 01:16:58,814 And I never would've fallen in love with Emma. 1701 01:17:01,783 --> 01:17:03,118 So the answer is no. 1702 01:17:05,354 --> 01:17:06,254 I don't regret it. 1703 01:17:23,071 --> 01:17:25,941 ♪ I felt in my bones over time 1704 01:17:25,974 --> 01:17:30,078 ♪ My heart beats to make you smile ♪ 1705 01:17:30,112 --> 01:17:33,348 ♪ For a little while 1706 01:17:33,382 --> 01:17:36,752 ♪ With the beat of the drum 1707 01:17:36,785 --> 01:17:39,287 ♪ Tap your foot and hum along 1708 01:17:39,321 --> 01:17:43,258 ♪ You're the reason I've been singing for so long ♪ 1709 01:17:43,291 --> 01:17:48,296 ♪ And I'll be one step closer if you give me your hand ♪ 1710 01:17:49,531 --> 01:17:51,466 ♪ And the sun will shine brighter ♪ 1711 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:56,271 ♪ I'll love you till the end 1712 01:17:56,304 --> 01:18:01,309 ♪ Never wanted so badly for someone ♪ 1713 01:18:02,978 --> 01:18:07,916 ♪ To love me back 1714 01:18:09,317 --> 01:18:11,920 ♪ If heaven's not a place on Earth ♪ 1715 01:18:11,953 --> 01:18:14,489 ♪ Where am I with you 1716 01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:19,728 ♪ If I can't be by your side then what could I do ♪ 1717 01:18:20,962 --> 01:18:22,297 ♪ If heaven's not a place on Earth ♪ 1718 01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:25,300 ♪ Then where am I with you 1719 01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:28,303 ♪ If the love is not what it's worth ♪ 1720 01:18:28,336 --> 01:18:30,505 ♪ Then what's the use 1721 01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:33,775 ♪ 'Cause I can't mend, I can't pretend ♪ 1722 01:18:33,809 --> 01:18:38,346 ♪ I can't spend another night just ♪ 1723 01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:41,283 ♪ Staring at the moon 1724 01:18:41,316 --> 01:18:43,218 ♪ Lost without you ♪ If heaven's not a place 1725 01:18:43,251 --> 01:18:47,489 ♪ on Earth where am I with you 1726 01:18:47,522 --> 01:18:50,292 ♪ If the love's not what it's worth ♪ 1727 01:18:50,325 --> 01:18:52,828 ♪ Then what's the use 1728 01:18:52,861 --> 01:18:55,430 ♪ 'Cause I can't mend, I can't pretend ♪ 1729 01:18:55,464 --> 01:19:00,235 ♪ I can't spend another night just ♪ 1730 01:19:00,268 --> 01:19:02,904 ♪ Staring at the moon 1731 01:19:02,938 --> 01:19:06,141 ♪ I'm lost without you 1732 01:19:08,910 --> 01:19:10,345 - No, it's the name of a drink! 1733 01:19:10,378 --> 01:19:11,413 Yeah. 1734 01:19:12,914 --> 01:19:14,549 Andrew, come on in. 1735 01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:15,484 We have a problem. 1736 01:19:18,854 --> 01:19:20,055 - You screwed up, champ. 1737 01:19:20,956 --> 01:19:22,157 Now you gotta go fix it. 1738 01:19:23,291 --> 01:19:24,226 - What's the problem? 1739 01:19:24,259 --> 01:19:26,361 - Well, the problem is we don't have a show 1740 01:19:26,394 --> 01:19:28,830 unless your girlfriend signs these forms 1741 01:19:28,864 --> 01:19:31,266 that allow us to use her voice and her image. 1742 01:19:31,299 --> 01:19:34,136 - She took off before we could get her to sign the contract. 1743 01:19:34,169 --> 01:19:37,339 Needless to say, we don't have a show without Emma. 1744 01:19:37,372 --> 01:19:38,540 - And this is my problem how? 1745 01:19:38,573 --> 01:19:41,877 - Well, you're gonna help us get her to sign these forms. 1746 01:19:41,910 --> 01:19:43,145 - How am I supposed to do that? 1747 01:19:43,178 --> 01:19:44,579 She won't answer my calls. 1748 01:19:44,613 --> 01:19:46,515 - I got her on the phone. 1749 01:19:47,482 --> 01:19:50,018 - $20,000 got her on the phone. 1750 01:19:50,051 --> 01:19:50,952 - 20? 1751 01:19:50,986 --> 01:19:53,188 - Yeah, I had to raise my offer. 1752 01:19:53,221 --> 01:19:56,291 But she won't sign anything until she talks to you. 1753 01:19:56,324 --> 01:19:58,360 - We did half your job, now it's up to you 1754 01:19:58,393 --> 01:20:00,061 to push her the rest of the way. 1755 01:20:00,095 --> 01:20:02,597 Remind her she doesn't see a penny until she signs. 1756 01:20:04,065 --> 01:20:05,066 - I'll do my best. 1757 01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:06,301 - Do better. 1758 01:20:06,334 --> 01:20:08,170 She's in Mike's office waiting. 1759 01:20:13,008 --> 01:20:14,109 - Go get him, sport. 1760 01:20:18,914 --> 01:20:22,417 - Do not touch me again. 1761 01:20:47,042 --> 01:20:51,446 Now this one has to be the most-- 1762 01:20:51,479 --> 01:20:52,280 - Awkward. 1763 01:20:53,515 --> 01:20:54,349 Yes, by far. 1764 01:20:57,485 --> 01:20:59,087 - Look, um. 1765 01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:04,059 For what it's worth, I'm sorry about all of this. 1766 01:21:05,460 --> 01:21:08,063 - Seems like it's worth 20 grand, so how can I complain? 1767 01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:13,301 Heck, a whole pile of money for a couple months work. 1768 01:21:14,169 --> 01:21:15,036 It's not bad. 1769 01:21:16,171 --> 01:21:19,007 - This isn't how this is supposed to go. 1770 01:21:20,075 --> 01:21:21,409 I really care about you-- 1771 01:21:21,443 --> 01:21:22,277 - No. 1772 01:21:23,411 --> 01:21:25,547 I mean, it's a great idea for a show. 1773 01:21:26,982 --> 01:21:30,218 You find a naive girl, make her fall in love with you, 1774 01:21:30,252 --> 01:21:34,589 propose, she says yes, cameras bust out, 1775 01:21:34,623 --> 01:21:37,559 she forgets all about you and she sees the giant check. 1776 01:21:38,526 --> 01:21:40,528 - Is that what happened? 1777 01:21:44,566 --> 01:21:45,400 - I'm here, aren't I? 1778 01:21:47,669 --> 01:21:49,537 Ready to sign on the dotted line. 1779 01:21:51,773 --> 01:21:54,643 It wouldn't work between us, you know, you and I. 1780 01:21:54,676 --> 01:21:55,477 How we met. 1781 01:21:56,778 --> 01:21:58,513 It's just too weird. - This 1782 01:21:59,514 --> 01:22:02,584 probably doesn't even matter, but, 1783 01:22:02,617 --> 01:22:07,489 I wanted you to know everything I told you 1784 01:22:07,522 --> 01:22:10,992 about myself was real. 1785 01:22:11,026 --> 01:22:13,128 - Well, then it wasn't a total waste of time. 1786 01:22:18,733 --> 01:22:22,470 I get the money and you finally get 1787 01:22:22,504 --> 01:22:24,973 what you've been waiting your whole life for. 1788 01:22:26,341 --> 01:22:30,445 More than anything or anyone, you get your career. 1789 01:22:32,514 --> 01:22:33,348 - Wait. 1790 01:22:35,183 --> 01:22:37,619 Before you sign that, you need to know 1791 01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:41,089 the way they are editing this together, 1792 01:22:41,122 --> 01:22:45,060 they're moving things around to create drama. 1793 01:22:45,093 --> 01:22:49,464 It makes you look like not a very nice person. 1794 01:22:54,169 --> 01:22:58,373 You need to ask yourself if this money is really worth it. 1795 01:23:26,167 --> 01:23:29,204 What I said when I proposed. 1796 01:23:33,708 --> 01:23:35,443 That didn't come from a script. 1797 01:24:07,742 --> 01:24:11,112 - Oh, I am very very happy. 1798 01:24:11,146 --> 01:24:13,114 - Well, here's a bonus. 1799 01:24:13,148 --> 01:24:14,516 I quit. 1800 01:24:14,549 --> 01:24:17,318 - Well, you can't quit 'cause you're fired. 1801 01:24:17,352 --> 01:24:19,120 - I honestly don't care. 1802 01:24:19,154 --> 01:24:21,489 - Oh, I think you do care, Andrew. 1803 01:24:21,523 --> 01:24:23,525 Not only did you lose a TV series, 1804 01:24:23,558 --> 01:24:25,560 but you lost every opportunity to ever 1805 01:24:25,593 --> 01:24:27,228 work in this business again. 1806 01:24:28,396 --> 01:24:31,299 - There's only one thing I regret losing today 1807 01:24:31,332 --> 01:24:33,401 and it isn't this stupid job. 1808 01:24:59,527 --> 01:25:02,730 - The kind of trouble you're in. 1809 01:25:14,209 --> 01:25:14,843 - Hello? 1810 01:25:17,612 --> 01:25:18,446 Really? 1811 01:25:20,748 --> 01:25:22,150 Sure, no problem. 1812 01:25:24,719 --> 01:25:27,755 Well, I'm kind of in the middle of something right now 1813 01:25:27,789 --> 01:25:29,290 but I can come in a few hours. 1814 01:25:30,525 --> 01:25:31,359 Yeah. 1815 01:25:38,933 --> 01:25:40,635 - Hey, Andy, you look good. 1816 01:25:40,668 --> 01:25:41,903 - You too. 1817 01:25:41,936 --> 01:25:43,805 I am here to see-- 1818 01:25:43,838 --> 01:25:46,674 - Yeah, they're in the board room. 1819 01:25:48,343 --> 01:25:51,513 - Oh, the life of a worm just doesn't seem as interesting. 1820 01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:53,781 Andrew, Andrew! 1821 01:25:53,815 --> 01:25:55,350 Welcome, my Andrew's here! 1822 01:25:55,383 --> 01:25:56,217 - Yeah. 1823 01:25:57,418 --> 01:26:00,855 - Oh, my boy, I'm so sorry about my actions a few weeks ago. 1824 01:26:00,889 --> 01:26:02,257 I was under stress. 1825 01:26:02,290 --> 01:26:04,459 Well, you understand, you're a producer. 1826 01:26:04,492 --> 01:26:06,661 Stress can make you do a lot of crazy things, 1827 01:26:06,694 --> 01:26:08,830 say stuff you don't mean. 1828 01:26:08,863 --> 01:26:11,933 - Oh, so you didn't mean to fire me after I already quit? 1829 01:26:11,966 --> 01:26:14,669 - Why would I fire the guy that brought in 1830 01:26:14,702 --> 01:26:17,672 the highest tested show we've ever seen? 1831 01:26:17,705 --> 01:26:18,840 - Highest, really? 1832 01:26:18,873 --> 01:26:20,275 - It's testing through the roof. 1833 01:26:20,308 --> 01:26:22,610 It's guaranteed to be on the Fall season. 1834 01:26:22,644 --> 01:26:24,512 I couldn't be happier. 1835 01:26:24,546 --> 01:26:26,481 - Wow, that is just fantastic. 1836 01:26:26,514 --> 01:26:28,683 - And that's why I'm prepared to offer you this contract. 1837 01:26:28,716 --> 01:26:30,952 It's a one year contract, everything you want; 1838 01:26:30,985 --> 01:26:34,689 higher pay, producer credit, even your own corner office. 1839 01:26:34,722 --> 01:26:38,459 No more sitting next to that big behemoth trying to work. 1840 01:26:38,493 --> 01:26:39,928 And I don't mean the copy machine. 1841 01:26:41,596 --> 01:26:43,665 - Oh, you're referring to Peggy. 1842 01:26:43,698 --> 01:26:44,699 Good one. 1843 01:26:44,732 --> 01:26:47,502 - Look, all kidding aside, I need you, buddy. 1844 01:26:47,535 --> 01:26:48,469 - Oh, you need me? 1845 01:26:48,503 --> 01:26:49,704 - Yeah, look at these bozos. 1846 01:26:49,737 --> 01:26:50,872 Worthless, all of them. 1847 01:26:50,905 --> 01:26:53,741 - I see there's an image release form in this contract. 1848 01:26:53,775 --> 01:26:55,910 - Just in case you wanna be on camera again. 1849 01:26:55,944 --> 01:26:59,514 - And the image release form is retroactive. 1850 01:26:59,547 --> 01:27:00,782 Interesting. 1851 01:27:00,815 --> 01:27:01,583 - Well, that's the legal department. 1852 01:27:01,616 --> 01:27:03,451 I don't know anything about that. 1853 01:27:03,484 --> 01:27:06,020 - But isn't this the whole reason why I'm here? 1854 01:27:06,054 --> 01:27:08,022 When you hired me as a production assistant 1855 01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:10,825 it didn't include an image release form. 1856 01:27:10,858 --> 01:27:11,693 Why would it? 1857 01:27:11,726 --> 01:27:14,028 And then you failed to have me sign one 1858 01:27:14,062 --> 01:27:16,497 when you made me the show's host. 1859 01:27:16,531 --> 01:27:17,865 Major oversight. 1860 01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:22,870 Therefore, you can't use a single frame of footage 1861 01:27:22,904 --> 01:27:27,909 with me in it which makes this entire show worthless 1862 01:27:29,844 --> 01:27:32,947 unless I sign an image release form. 1863 01:27:32,981 --> 01:27:34,882 - So you knew all along? 1864 01:27:34,916 --> 01:27:36,084 - Of course. 1865 01:27:36,117 --> 01:27:38,653 I'm just surprised it took you two weeks to figure it out. 1866 01:27:38,686 --> 01:27:41,389 You being the head of the production studio, and all. 1867 01:27:41,422 --> 01:27:42,824 - Are you gonna sign it? 1868 01:27:42,857 --> 01:27:44,492 - I don't know. 1869 01:27:44,525 --> 01:27:49,330 I mean, it doesn't seem like a good deal for a producer. 1870 01:27:49,364 --> 01:27:50,698 - What do you want? 1871 01:27:50,732 --> 01:27:52,433 - Just a couple of things. 1872 01:27:52,467 --> 01:27:55,570 First, I would like you to fire Mike. 1873 01:27:55,603 --> 01:27:56,504 - Done. 1874 01:27:56,537 --> 01:27:57,972 - Are you serious right now? 1875 01:27:58,006 --> 01:27:59,707 - What else? 1876 01:27:59,741 --> 01:28:02,710 - It feels a little uncouth to talk about money 1877 01:28:02,744 --> 01:28:05,880 in front of everyone, so I'm just gonna write in a number. 1878 01:28:05,913 --> 01:28:09,517 - Fine, if it's reasonable I'll sign off on it. 1879 01:28:09,550 --> 01:28:14,522 - Uh, last, I really hate being called Andrew. 1880 01:28:14,555 --> 01:28:17,825 Unless it's my parents, it drives me absolutely crazy. 1881 01:28:17,859 --> 01:28:20,862 So, from now on, I'm Andy. 1882 01:28:20,895 --> 01:28:22,964 - Fine, Andy it is. 1883 01:28:27,869 --> 01:28:30,338 - I'm sorry, I can't sign this. 1884 01:28:31,105 --> 01:28:33,041 Not without a pen. 1885 01:28:33,074 --> 01:28:33,975 Huh? 1886 01:28:36,411 --> 01:28:37,111 - All right. 1887 01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:38,746 You're a smart man, Andy. 1888 01:28:38,780 --> 01:28:40,481 I didn't give you enough credit. 1889 01:28:44,419 --> 01:28:47,955 - Do you all see how little he cares about you? 1890 01:28:49,957 --> 01:28:52,927 How worthless you all are to him? 1891 01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:55,897 He just fired Mike without a second thought. 1892 01:28:57,031 --> 01:28:58,833 How long before that happens to you, Belinda? 1893 01:28:58,866 --> 01:28:59,967 Or you, Bob? 1894 01:29:00,001 --> 01:29:01,602 Or any of you, all of you? 1895 01:29:02,837 --> 01:29:03,905 He just doesn't care. 1896 01:29:04,939 --> 01:29:06,074 And why? 1897 01:29:06,107 --> 01:29:09,844 Because he has you all convinced that he doesn't need you. 1898 01:29:11,679 --> 01:29:15,516 When in reality, he needs you more than you need him. 1899 01:29:15,550 --> 01:29:16,584 - What are you doing? 1900 01:29:20,054 --> 01:29:23,024 - You really think I'd work for you again? 1901 01:29:23,057 --> 01:29:26,527 And I may have lost Emma already, 1902 01:29:26,561 --> 01:29:28,896 but I would never let you broadcast 1903 01:29:28,930 --> 01:29:31,699 a show that makes a fool out of her. 1904 01:29:31,733 --> 01:29:34,168 - If you don't sign that paper, Emma gets nothing. 1905 01:29:37,505 --> 01:29:40,975 - She already signed the release, you gave her the check. 1906 01:29:41,008 --> 01:29:41,876 You lost. 1907 01:29:43,044 --> 01:29:44,746 - You know, I wasn't gonna do this, 1908 01:29:44,779 --> 01:29:46,614 but it didn't take me two weeks to realize 1909 01:29:46,647 --> 01:29:48,716 you didn't sign the talent release form. 1910 01:29:48,750 --> 01:29:51,586 But it did take legal two weeks to realize 1911 01:29:51,619 --> 01:29:54,455 a loophole in Emma's contract. 1912 01:29:54,489 --> 01:29:55,923 - What loophole? 1913 01:29:55,957 --> 01:29:58,593 - If the show doesn't get aired, the footage isn't used. 1914 01:29:58,626 --> 01:30:00,161 Without footage, no show. 1915 01:30:00,194 --> 01:30:01,896 What am I paying Emma for? 1916 01:30:02,964 --> 01:30:04,465 - You can't do that. 1917 01:30:04,499 --> 01:30:06,200 - Oh, I assure you I can. 1918 01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:09,570 She's gonna pay me back every penny or I'll sue her. 1919 01:30:13,975 --> 01:30:15,910 You should've signed the first contract when you 1920 01:30:15,943 --> 01:30:20,248 had a chance, this is a standard image release contract. 1921 01:30:20,281 --> 01:30:24,886 No pay raise, no corner office, no producer credit, 1922 01:30:24,919 --> 01:30:29,257 and I'm keeping Mike just to annoy you. 1923 01:30:29,290 --> 01:30:33,194 Once again, Andrew, you lost everything. 1924 01:30:33,227 --> 01:30:38,032 Now pass that back over to me and get out of my building. 1925 01:30:50,778 --> 01:30:52,947 - I can't let you do that, Andy. 1926 01:30:52,980 --> 01:30:53,915 - What are you doing? 1927 01:30:53,948 --> 01:30:55,049 - Emma can't get in trouble. 1928 01:30:55,082 --> 01:30:55,950 - What? 1929 01:30:55,983 --> 01:30:57,985 - Think about your career, Mike. 1930 01:30:58,986 --> 01:31:01,689 - Baggins told Emma that not only was 1931 01:31:01,722 --> 01:31:03,991 he gonna fire you, but he made up a bunch 1932 01:31:04,025 --> 01:31:05,593 of legal stuff to scare her. 1933 01:31:05,626 --> 01:31:06,994 That's how he got her here. 1934 01:31:07,028 --> 01:31:08,963 - Oh, you're both finished in this business. 1935 01:31:08,996 --> 01:31:10,097 I'll make sure you guys never 1936 01:31:10,131 --> 01:31:11,799 work again. - Emma tore up the check, 1937 01:31:11,833 --> 01:31:13,968 Andy, she didn't care about the money. 1938 01:31:14,001 --> 01:31:16,604 She did it thinking she was saving you. 1939 01:31:24,979 --> 01:31:25,813 - Thanks, Mike. 1940 01:31:27,648 --> 01:31:28,883 Sorry about the job. 1941 01:31:28,916 --> 01:31:30,718 - I think it's time for a vacation anyway. 1942 01:31:30,751 --> 01:31:34,889 I've always wanted to go to Paris and get some culture. 1943 01:31:34,922 --> 01:31:38,793 - I've always wanted to go the Eiffel Tower. 1944 01:31:38,826 --> 01:31:39,827 - Sounds good to me. 1945 01:31:41,629 --> 01:31:42,263 - Can I come? 1946 01:31:43,297 --> 01:31:44,165 - Why not? 1947 01:31:44,198 --> 01:31:45,099 Anyone else? 1948 01:31:45,132 --> 01:31:46,167 My treat. 1949 01:31:48,002 --> 01:31:49,570 Consider it severance pay, I guess. 1950 01:31:49,604 --> 01:31:52,073 - If anybody leaves this room, you're fired. 1951 01:32:04,986 --> 01:32:06,821 - Too late again, Baggins. 1952 01:32:06,854 --> 01:32:08,155 Looks like everyone already quit. 1953 01:32:21,035 --> 01:32:23,237 - Hey, Andy, how you been, bud? 1954 01:32:23,271 --> 01:32:24,639 It's been awhile. - Yeah, well, 1955 01:32:24,672 --> 01:32:26,040 it's good to hear from you. 1956 01:32:26,073 --> 01:32:27,008 What's going on? 1957 01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:28,309 - We have a couple surprises for ya. 1958 01:32:28,342 --> 01:32:29,810 - Wait until you hear this. 1959 01:32:29,844 --> 01:32:32,179 It's mind exploding. 1960 01:32:32,213 --> 01:32:35,149 Like brain oozing out of your eye socket amazing. 1961 01:32:35,182 --> 01:32:37,184 Like tongue shooting out of your nose and-- 1962 01:32:37,218 --> 01:32:38,019 - Boom, come on, man. 1963 01:32:38,052 --> 01:32:39,687 That's super graphic. 1964 01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:41,088 You really need to cut down on those slasher films. 1965 01:32:41,122 --> 01:32:42,356 - Sorry. 1966 01:32:42,390 --> 01:32:43,824 - Okay, so check this out. 1967 01:32:43,858 --> 01:32:45,893 We get a call from jerk Mike, right? 1968 01:32:45,927 --> 01:32:47,995 He apologizes for the way he treated everyone 1969 01:32:48,029 --> 01:32:50,097 and says he has an idea for a show. 1970 01:32:50,131 --> 01:32:52,133 - A show for us! 1971 01:32:52,166 --> 01:32:54,168 - It's a weekly film and DVD review. 1972 01:32:54,201 --> 01:32:57,138 - Like fricken' Siskel and Ebert kinda stuff. 1973 01:32:57,171 --> 01:32:58,839 I mean, get this. 1974 01:32:58,873 --> 01:33:02,076 It's called The Fantastic Friends Film Forum and Stuff. 1975 01:33:02,109 --> 01:33:04,078 - We're still workin' on the name. 1976 01:33:04,111 --> 01:33:07,615 - No, no, no, I actually, I think that's a perfect title. 1977 01:33:08,716 --> 01:33:10,151 Congratulations, guys, that's awesome. 1978 01:33:10,184 --> 01:33:11,352 - That's not all. 1979 01:33:11,385 --> 01:33:12,853 Baggins got fired. 1980 01:33:14,188 --> 01:33:15,222 - Really? 1981 01:33:15,256 --> 01:33:16,357 - The dude took credit for your show 1982 01:33:16,390 --> 01:33:17,925 and when it didn't happen, 1983 01:33:17,959 --> 01:33:20,027 the production studio lost a ton of money 1984 01:33:20,061 --> 01:33:22,263 on the deal they made with a major network. 1985 01:33:22,296 --> 01:33:26,334 And when all of his staff quit, that was the last straw. 1986 01:33:26,367 --> 01:33:29,337 - Long story short, Mike took Baggins' job. 1987 01:33:29,370 --> 01:33:30,871 He hired everyone back. 1988 01:33:30,905 --> 01:33:34,008 Now, he wants you to take his old job. 1989 01:33:34,041 --> 01:33:34,875 - Um. 1990 01:33:35,977 --> 01:33:38,012 That's amazing, really. 1991 01:33:39,180 --> 01:33:41,182 I mean, you guys'll have a forum that 1992 01:33:41,215 --> 01:33:42,683 you can influence people's film choices 1993 01:33:42,717 --> 01:33:44,352 which is what you've always wanted. 1994 01:33:44,385 --> 01:33:46,120 I'm very happy for you. 1995 01:33:47,788 --> 01:33:52,226 Just not sure if that's what I want for myself right now. 1996 01:33:55,396 --> 01:33:57,398 Tell Mike that I said thank you, though. 1997 01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:01,035 - What are you gonna do? 1998 01:34:01,068 --> 01:34:02,837 - I have no idea. 1999 01:34:03,738 --> 01:34:04,839 No set plans. 2000 01:34:04,872 --> 01:34:08,376 I'm gonna be traveling somewhere. 2001 01:34:08,409 --> 01:34:12,747 No career to worry about, just me, my thoughts, 2002 01:34:12,780 --> 01:34:17,785 and a beach or a mountain 2003 01:34:18,452 --> 01:34:20,321 or a museum or something. 2004 01:34:20,354 --> 01:34:21,756 - Wow. 2005 01:34:21,789 --> 01:34:23,290 - I don't know for sure and I love it. 2006 01:34:23,324 --> 01:34:24,725 - Can I come? 2007 01:34:24,759 --> 01:34:25,993 - Have you tried calling Emma? 2008 01:34:26,027 --> 01:34:28,863 - She blocked my number a long time ago 2009 01:34:28,896 --> 01:34:30,965 and I have no idea where she lives, so. 2010 01:34:30,998 --> 01:34:32,033 - Nah, it's okay, man. 2011 01:34:32,066 --> 01:34:34,468 Could always go back to the park, ask another girl. 2012 01:34:34,502 --> 01:34:36,003 - Why would he do that? 2013 01:34:36,037 --> 01:34:36,837 - What? 2014 01:34:36,871 --> 01:34:38,072 It worked before. 2015 01:34:38,105 --> 01:34:39,774 - You. 2016 01:34:39,807 --> 01:34:40,975 Have a good trip. 2017 01:34:41,008 --> 01:34:42,109 Call us when you get back. 2018 01:34:42,143 --> 01:34:43,277 - I will. 2019 01:34:43,310 --> 01:34:44,111 Thanks, guys. 2020 01:35:09,170 --> 01:35:10,004 - Hello. 2021 01:35:11,038 --> 01:35:11,939 - Hi. 2022 01:35:11,972 --> 01:35:13,174 - Mind if I sit? 2023 01:35:19,280 --> 01:35:20,114 - Um. 2024 01:35:21,182 --> 01:35:22,383 Do I know you? 2025 01:35:22,416 --> 01:35:23,784 - Not yet. 2026 01:35:23,818 --> 01:35:24,785 My name is Emma. 2027 01:35:25,519 --> 01:35:27,021 Emma Granite. 2028 01:35:27,054 --> 01:35:28,489 - That's a lovely name. 2029 01:35:28,522 --> 01:35:32,393 My name is Man Who Stares At Beautiful Woman. 2030 01:35:33,861 --> 01:35:37,131 - That's an odd name, but I really like it. 2031 01:35:37,164 --> 01:35:42,169 - It's a Knuckleheadese for I am very glad to see you 2032 01:35:44,004 --> 01:35:45,906 and I am sorry. 2033 01:35:47,108 --> 01:35:47,942 And I love you. 2034 01:35:50,344 --> 01:35:52,346 - What a coincidence. 2035 01:35:52,379 --> 01:35:57,384 Because Emma means the exact same thing in Moronese. 2036 01:35:58,552 --> 01:36:00,387 - You must have the world's smartest parents. 2037 01:36:00,421 --> 01:36:01,989 - I was gonna say the same to you. 2038 01:36:02,022 --> 01:36:02,990 - Oh, you'd be wrong. 2039 01:36:07,428 --> 01:36:09,029 - I do have to ask you one question, though. 2040 01:36:09,063 --> 01:36:09,897 - Okay. 2041 01:36:11,632 --> 01:36:15,603 - Will you go on a series of dates with me, 2042 01:36:15,636 --> 01:36:19,240 and if all goes well get down on one knee 2043 01:36:19,273 --> 01:36:20,975 and propose to me again? 2044 01:36:28,115 --> 01:36:29,250 - Let's see the goods. 2045 01:36:32,019 --> 01:36:32,987 - The goods? 2046 01:36:33,020 --> 01:36:34,989 - I mean, if I'm gonna do this 2047 01:36:35,022 --> 01:36:37,224 I'm gonna need to see the merchandise. 2048 01:36:38,559 --> 01:36:39,393 - Okay. 2049 01:36:42,897 --> 01:36:43,831 - Give me a spin. 2050 01:36:45,199 --> 01:36:46,000 - A spin? 2051 01:36:48,969 --> 01:36:50,905 - Oh, way too fast. 2052 01:36:54,108 --> 01:36:56,243 I need to see what I am investing 2053 01:36:56,277 --> 01:36:58,546 my time and potential future in. 2054 01:36:58,579 --> 01:37:01,415 Give me another one but go slow. 2055 01:37:15,429 --> 01:37:16,564 Yeah, that'll work. 2056 01:37:18,299 --> 01:37:20,367 - Good, 'cause it's all you're gonna get for now. 2057 01:37:43,157 --> 01:37:44,391 I hear you're leaving town. 2058 01:37:44,425 --> 01:37:46,160 - And how did you know that? 2059 01:37:46,193 --> 01:37:47,695 - Bumped into some strange guys in capes 2060 01:37:47,728 --> 01:37:49,563 when I was lookin' for you at the network. 2061 01:37:49,597 --> 01:37:51,165 Did you really quit? 2062 01:37:51,198 --> 01:37:52,600 - Well, this beautiful girl once told me 2063 01:37:52,633 --> 01:37:55,236 that I missed out on a lot of really fun stuff over 2064 01:37:55,269 --> 01:37:58,272 the years so I decided I'd make up for lost time. 2065 01:37:58,305 --> 01:38:00,174 - She sounds like a smart girl. 2066 01:38:00,207 --> 01:38:02,209 - I used to think so, but apparently 2067 01:38:02,243 --> 01:38:05,980 she tore up a check for $20,000 2068 01:38:06,013 --> 01:38:08,515 just to save this loser guy she was in love with. 2069 01:38:08,549 --> 01:38:10,417 - I can't believe she did that. 2070 01:38:10,451 --> 01:38:11,685 - I know, right? 2071 01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:13,153 - I wonder if it's too late for her 2072 01:38:13,187 --> 01:38:14,521 to get that check back. 2073 01:38:14,555 --> 01:38:16,557 Don't worry, I got a promotion at work. 2074 01:38:16,590 --> 01:38:18,125 Had a nice signing bonus. 2075 01:38:18,158 --> 01:38:19,460 I can be your sugar mama. 2076 01:38:19,493 --> 01:38:20,394 - Sweet. 2077 01:38:20,427 --> 01:38:22,496 I've always wanted one of those. 2078 01:38:22,529 --> 01:38:26,033 But I think I'll be fine, I have a little saved up. 2079 01:38:26,066 --> 01:38:27,134 - How much is a little? 2080 01:38:27,167 --> 01:38:30,404 - A little over $200,000. 2081 01:38:30,437 --> 01:38:33,274 - You have $200,000? 2082 01:38:33,307 --> 01:38:34,975 - Been working since I was five. 2083 01:38:35,009 --> 01:38:39,280 Didn't hang out with friends, didn't date, lived at home. 2084 01:38:39,313 --> 01:38:40,481 So. 2085 01:38:40,514 --> 01:38:43,050 - I'm starting to get some really great date ideas. 2086 01:38:43,083 --> 01:38:47,488 - Like Hawaii, London, Greece? 2087 01:38:47,521 --> 01:38:50,224 - Don't you think we should save for the honeymoon? 2088 01:38:50,257 --> 01:38:51,659 - I do. 2089 01:38:51,692 --> 01:38:52,993 - I do, too. 2090 01:38:54,595 --> 01:38:56,597 ♪ Hello, I love ya 2091 01:38:56,630 --> 01:38:59,099 ♪ What's your name 2092 01:38:59,133 --> 01:39:03,470 ♪ Would you like to marry me 2093 01:39:03,504 --> 01:39:05,472 ♪ Hello, I love ya 2094 01:39:05,506 --> 01:39:07,708 ♪ What's your name 2095 01:39:07,741 --> 01:39:12,313 ♪ Would you like to marry me 2096 01:39:12,346 --> 01:39:16,250 ♪ You saw me here sitting across the room ♪ 2097 01:39:16,283 --> 01:39:21,188 ♪ Oh, baby, why didn't you say hi ♪ 2098 01:39:21,221 --> 01:39:25,192 ♪ They say you can go sledding on ice ♪ 2099 01:39:25,225 --> 01:39:30,097 ♪ Oh, baby, come and watch me fly ♪ 2100 01:39:30,130 --> 01:39:32,466 ♪ Hello, I love ya 2101 01:39:32,499 --> 01:39:34,468 ♪ What's your name 2102 01:39:34,501 --> 01:39:39,039 ♪ Would you like to marry me 2103 01:39:39,073 --> 01:39:41,408 ♪ Hello, I love ya 2104 01:39:41,442 --> 01:39:43,477 ♪ What's your name 2105 01:39:43,510 --> 01:39:48,248 ♪ Would you like to marry me 2106 01:39:48,282 --> 01:39:52,186 ♪ When I woke up at a quarter to three ♪ 2107 01:39:52,219 --> 01:39:57,224 ♪ I couldn't get you out of my mind ♪ 2108 01:39:58,425 --> 01:40:01,128 ♪ I grabbed my phone and I saw you there ♪ 2109 01:40:01,161 --> 01:40:06,166 ♪ This love, I thought I'd never find ♪ 2110 01:40:06,734 --> 01:40:08,535 ♪ Hello, I love ya 2111 01:40:08,569 --> 01:40:10,571 ♪ What's your name 2112 01:40:10,604 --> 01:40:15,175 ♪ Would you like to marry me 2113 01:40:15,209 --> 01:40:17,544 ♪ Hello, I love ya 2114 01:40:17,578 --> 01:40:19,580 ♪ What's your name 2115 01:40:19,613 --> 01:40:24,351 ♪ Would you like to marry me 2116 01:40:24,385 --> 01:40:28,088 ♪ We walked around the avenues 2117 01:40:28,122 --> 01:40:32,760 ♪ Are you sure we met just yesterday ♪ 2118 01:40:32,793 --> 01:40:36,797 ♪ We sat real close and you touched my leg ♪ 2119 01:40:36,830 --> 01:40:41,735 ♪ Oh, man, let's do this every day ♪ 2120 01:40:41,769 --> 01:40:44,405 ♪ Hello, I love ya 2121 01:40:44,438 --> 01:40:46,540 ♪ What's your name 2122 01:40:46,573 --> 01:40:50,744 ♪ Would you like to marry me 2123 01:40:50,778 --> 01:40:53,347 ♪ Hello, I love ya 2124 01:40:53,380 --> 01:40:55,582 ♪ What's your name 2125 01:40:55,616 --> 01:40:57,618 ♪ Would you like to marry me