0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.vip Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:00:02,636 --> 00:00:05,537 [soft serene music] 2 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,014 [Marc] Jesus, look at her. 3 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:20,085 Red sweetened hair, soft Roman nose. 4 00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:22,454 Green eyes, vast pupils. 5 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:25,457 Black plates wide like she wants to see more 6 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:28,093 of this world than anyone else. 7 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:30,162 Sitting still, she's effecting. 8 00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:33,665 Lyndsey, after five years, I-- 9 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,701 I have to piss. Pull over at the next Exit. 10 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:44,276 Lyndsey, I still swell 11 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:47,613 as if I'm seeing your beauty for the very first time. 12 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:49,081 - For fuck's sake, Marc. - Where? 13 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:50,682 - Anywhere. - Where? 14 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:52,484 - Anywhere! - I want to find you 15 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:56,522 - a good place to piss. I care. -Here. Now. 16 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:58,090 - [tires screeching] - Here? -Here. 17 00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:00,325 Lyndsey. 18 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,163 Lyndsey. Lyndsey. 19 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:12,104 [urine trickling] 20 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:15,174 Jesus Christ. 21 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:19,445 Can't you see I'm still crazy about you? 22 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:24,249 [rhythmic retro music] 23 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:50,109 Your step's grace and skirt's sway were infatuating. 24 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:54,880 Potent, like longing somehow for a connection 25 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:59,151 that hadn't yet existed. I'm glad we eventually dated, 26 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:02,621 otherwise it would have actually been really fucking creepy. 27 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:04,723 I'm in love. 28 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:08,360 You know that's just dopamine. 29 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:10,896 [Marc] Rush B was infallible, 30 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:13,432 different class in opus. 31 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:18,570 Orange September afternoons make you feel ephemeral. 32 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:22,174 - No, don't do that. - I would make cookies without the intention 33 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:23,442 of baking cookies. 34 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:26,578 [chuckles] Where have you been? 35 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:29,781 [cell phone vibrating] 36 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:36,555 This is the worse first date ever. 37 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:39,191 - Calm down. - [door squeaking] 38 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:41,193 Wait, is that an indoor wind chime? 39 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:42,828 [mystical music] 40 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:46,298 Why didn't you call Helen to help? 41 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,734 You have a nurse exactly for emergencies like this. 42 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:51,203 We have talked about Big Pharma before. 43 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:53,372 This hurts so bad. 44 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:55,307 How, just how? 45 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:57,809 [Evelyn] Who is this? 46 00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:58,911 [mystical music] 47 00:02:58,913 --> 00:03:00,445 I don't think I've seen anyone 48 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:04,816 with such a chakra so bright, green. 49 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:06,485 [phone ringing tone] 50 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:13,192 Uhm, I'm Lyndsey. 51 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:15,527 Uhm, here. 52 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:19,831 Oh, oh, ouch. 53 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:30,342 - Okay Marc, a knife - Uh, yeah. 54 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,778 Her dress is just like caught on the hinge. 55 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:36,582 I can get this in there and then we unhook it. 56 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,751 If you'll just take a deep breath in. 57 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,587 [Evelyn breaths in] 58 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:42,588 And let it out. 59 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:48,260 - [cutting sound] - Oh, oh. 60 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:50,495 - [Evelyn] Oh, thank you. - Yeah. 61 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:51,763 - [Lyndsey chuckling] - Thank you. 62 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:52,831 I did the same thing on my 63 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,833 passenger car door once, 64 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:55,867 except not my boob. 65 00:03:57,638 --> 00:04:00,539 She's an angel, a green angel. 66 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,849 [soft rock music] 67 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:16,655 [Marc] That first time in your apartment, 68 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:18,523 the look was penetrating. 69 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:19,691 ♪ I thought you were my key ♪ 70 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:20,859 [Marc] Feeling the phantom 71 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,594 vibrations between us. 72 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:26,031 I wondered if you felt them too. 73 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:29,635 ♪ Be anyone for me ♪ 74 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:31,803 ♪ In Annerdale ♪ 75 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:36,041 ♪ In Annerdale ♪ 76 00:04:37,011 --> 00:04:38,877 ♪ In Annerdale ♪ 77 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:43,348 [electronic beeping] 78 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:49,488 I knew post-college wouldn't match my idealities, 79 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,857 but I never expected to come home 80 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:53,959 to find that I've been replaced. 81 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,961 [rhythmic techno music] 82 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,369 What the fuck? 83 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:06,505 You broke up with her because she got a cat? 84 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,540 - Who are you, Hitler? - [Lyndsey] We'll make it work. 85 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,442 Stop being such an asshole. 86 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,678 You're gonna have this pet for like 12 years. 87 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,080 - You didn't think about running it by me? - I didn't run it by you because 88 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:18,383 you're a controlling asshole and you would've said no! 89 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:20,319 People get pets because they're trying to fulfil 90 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:22,054 some lonely, unfulfilled void in themselves. 91 00:05:22,056 --> 00:05:25,624 And I found out that I am not fulfilling a void in Lyndsey. 92 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:27,793 This is worse than if she cheated on me because that I can handle, 93 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,695 that is instant gratification. 94 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:32,531 That cat is like a vibrator for her soul. 95 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,933 [siren wailing] 96 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:41,340 [Marc yelling] 97 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:46,511 - You know, you can still get her back. - Nope, nope, no. 98 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,447 No, you know how you have that one thing that you 99 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:51,383 wanna just say, but you hold onto it for ammunition? 100 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:53,051 We're done. 101 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,020 You know, for the break up moment? 102 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,622 Oh yeah? Well, you know why I can't ever cum 103 00:05:57,624 --> 00:05:59,591 because you have a wide vagina. 104 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:07,532 Yeah, she is gone. 105 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:11,436 Girls say they want honesty until you give 'em honesty. 106 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:13,105 You always leave out the last part of the story 107 00:06:13,107 --> 00:06:15,674 - where you're an asshole. - Asshole? 108 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:18,410 She got a fucking cat! 109 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:24,049 [soft guitar strumming] 110 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:30,021 The first three days of break up: Liberation. 111 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,824 You can discover that true person 112 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:35,761 with all the things the last didn't have. 113 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:41,400 Three days later, you keep rubbing one out 114 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:43,435 to find serotonin deep in your spine 115 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:45,170 to maintain some level of joy. 116 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:50,542 Do sperm know they're dying? 117 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:51,510 Is it genocide? 118 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:56,415 Do they confide as brothers in their last moments? 119 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,753 Two silent months pass. 120 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,022 She was gone. 121 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:06,725 But then. 122 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:10,896 [pastor] Here today to seek and receive comfort. 123 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:13,098 We would be less than honest if we said that 124 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:16,935 in our hearts, have not guilt over the situation. 125 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,870 We are not too proud to acknowledge that 126 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:21,706 we've come here today trusting that God 127 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,842 will minister to our hearts. 128 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:26,678 Give us strength as we partake in. 129 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:27,813 [man whispering] 130 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:29,881 [pastor] It is our human nature 131 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,451 to want to understand everything now. 132 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:38,490 Trust requires that we were [mumbles] rely heavily on God. 133 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:40,225 - [muffled crosstalk] - [man] Excuse me, gentlemen. 134 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:43,195 Lyndsey, I told Marc not to come. 135 00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:44,796 [door slamming] 136 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,965 [muffled] But try positive reinforcement. 137 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,166 Five years and you couldn't come? 138 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:51,603 - I told you I don't wanna see you. - [cat meowing] 139 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,772 Shut the fuck up. 140 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,740 No that isn't. [gasps] 141 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:59,845 Oh my god, why would you bring that here? 142 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:01,746 [door slamming] 143 00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:15,093 I'm sorry, Marc. I really am. 144 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,863 I wanted to be there for you. 145 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:20,732 [Marc] She asked for you in her last weeks. 146 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,703 I don't know if it was dementia or the meds, 147 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:25,804 but she asked for you. 148 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,173 I thought they'd be more time. 149 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:32,043 [Marc] She wanted us to spread her ashes up north. 150 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,513 You didn't tell her? 151 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,014 She was dying, I couldn't. 152 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:41,052 She talked all the time about how I used to take you there 153 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,522 and her dad buying the place. 154 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:45,023 How she used to take me there. 155 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,259 It's where she wants to be. 156 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:50,262 I'm really sorry to change the subject, 157 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:51,830 but can you get Evelyn out of my room 158 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,131 before I piss my vagina. 159 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:02,807 I'm going to Daniel's birthday dinner. 160 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:04,543 I should probably get ready. 161 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:08,613 You guys have to see the cutest dog out here. 162 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:09,848 Lyndsey, I need you for this. 163 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,083 [Lyndsey gasping] 164 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,151 We'll go up on Friday. 165 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,787 - I'll think about it. - We're going on Friday. 166 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,055 - Marc! - You don't have to 167 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,824 be nice to me or talk to me. 168 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,561 It's just you meant a lot to her, okay. 169 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:24,629 No matter what her logic was. 170 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,098 Okay, one day. 171 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,767 It's a holiday weekend. 172 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,669 Do it and then head back, one day. 173 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,671 One full day excluding driving time? 174 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,141 [sighs] For fuck's sake. 175 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,211 Is that a yes? 176 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:45,951 Don't get me wrong, I'm not proud of this. 177 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:49,354 It was the only way I could save us. 178 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:52,023 To remind her why we're great. 179 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,727 The cabin is where she first said she loved me 180 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,197 and it can be that place again. 181 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,601 [soft rock music] 182 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:24,322 ♪ See the redhead woman With her only daughter ♪ 183 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:29,361 ♪ See the only son With his only father ♪ 184 00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:31,830 [Marc] It is amazing. 185 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,332 After five years, we can drive hours 186 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,635 and still find new things to talk about. 187 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,370 We've talked about this before. 188 00:10:38,372 --> 00:10:40,905 Haven't talked about talking about it. 189 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:46,378 ♪ No electric bed The kids are crying ♪ 190 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:49,748 I forgot about Exeter. God, I love Exeter. 191 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,417 I really wanna get to this winery 192 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,653 before it closes at four or five. 193 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,122 I can't tell because their website looks like 194 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,990 Netscape forgot to pull out a-- 195 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,993 - Winery? - You had your first legal drink there. 196 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,095 Oh yeah? 197 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,264 Oh yeah. 198 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,700 We'll hit up Exeter after the winery, okay? 199 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:14,072 Then we'll do all that cute boutiqueing and antiquing then. 200 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:18,076 ♪ Jesus save the only Friend he never had ♪ 201 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,313 [Marc] Whoa, hey, hey, hey. 202 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,982 Stop, stop, stop it. 203 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,417 Sorry, just closed. 204 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:26,851 But we open tomorrow at 10.00 a.m. 205 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,386 10.00 a.m. wine? What am I, a hobo? 206 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,089 Again, really sorry, sir. 207 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,893 Look, we drove all the way from Washington. 208 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,261 We're just passing through. 209 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:39,030 Look, I'm really sorry. 210 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:44,769 My family comes here once a year. You know, uhm. My sister was proposed to here. 211 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:46,037 - I never heard about that. - Yeah, 212 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,807 and she even conceived here after 213 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,442 in her car in the parking lot. 214 00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:53,378 They named her son Haxton because that is how special 215 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,813 of a place this is. 216 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,717 Geez, I built this shithole with my own hands 217 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,351 and it doesn't mean that much. 218 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,187 Look, I don't have time for a tasting, 219 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:05,190 but I guess I could sell a few bottles. 220 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,893 That's it? 221 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,462 [soft country strumming] 222 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,034 [Hemingway meowing loudly] 223 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:22,207 Might be the most beautiful I have ever seen it. 224 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,915 Sorry that everything was closed in Exeter. 225 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,986 I forget that small towns close early. 226 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,190 [wine trickling] 227 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,192 [Hemingway meowing] 228 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,070 [crow cawing] 229 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:55,406 [Hemingway meowing] 230 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:32,343 Ah, that is some good wine. 231 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,452 What is that smell? 232 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,922 Hemingway diarrheaed in her cage again. 233 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,291 ♪ Your faith ♪ 234 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:50,995 ♪ Is a road map to the... ♪ 235 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,230 [Hemingway meowing] 236 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,932 I don't understand how it 237 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,366 can still smell this bad. 238 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,302 You know When it's off, 239 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,137 it's like we're basking in the smell of it. 240 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:03,107 If it's on, it's just diarrhea air in my face. 241 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:11,216 What's the process for freeing oneself of an animal? 242 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,253 Okay. 243 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,889 Just looking at Hemingway makes me so sorry 244 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,158 and my apartment just smells like-- 245 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,294 I'm terrible. Fuck. 246 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:26,264 Yeah, you're not terrible. 247 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:27,899 - You're eccentric. - Great. 248 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,241 Okay, just put Hemingway on your doorstep 249 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:39,444 and call animal control and say this bitch ass cat 250 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,012 just won't leave you alone. 251 00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:43,147 Bitch has been eating my mail. 252 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:48,586 Oh, uh, say she has rabies, foams around her mouth. 253 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,121 That's terrible. 254 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,657 Okay, better idea. Why don't we just 255 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,960 knock her out and then get her taxidermied 256 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:56,928 before she wakes up. 257 00:14:56,930 --> 00:15:01,032 - [chuckles] You're ridiculous. - Put her on the mantle. 258 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,133 I mean she'll always be there. 259 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,435 Stop it. Every laugh and [laughs] 260 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,305 huge amounts of diarrhea air. [gags] 261 00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:10,308 Feline aids. 262 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,076 [laughs] 263 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,112 [coughs and gags] Oh god. 264 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:21,152 ♪ And why ♪ 265 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,022 ♪ Would I say I'd pick you up ♪ 266 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,664 ♪ I'm tryin' ♪ 267 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,700 ♪ But it's gonna Take some love ♪ 268 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:45,410 This is seriously fucked up we're driving like this. 269 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:51,683 - [tires screeching] - [car engine roaring] 270 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,658 [Lyndsey] Whoops, you missed the cabin. 271 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:04,362 Lady, we're parking in the shade. 272 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,564 Right here. 273 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,368 [bottle clanking] 274 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,404 [Lyndsey] Jesus, we're early abusing. 275 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,141 - [bottle smashing] - [soft soothing music] 276 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,409 The sounds of nature. 277 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,078 - Hemingway! - Sorry, Hemingway. 278 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,212 Just give it. 279 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,748 [security system beeping] 280 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,533 You know, I always forget how gorgeous real shit is, you know. 281 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,703 It's like seeing all this life at play together, 282 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,206 it makes you feel so small and insignificant. 283 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:51,342 Like, no wonder people out here always compensate 284 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,111 with race tracks and guns. 285 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,779 It is gorgeous. 286 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,381 This'd be a great place to live. 287 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,386 You are drunkerer than me. 288 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:04,188 She's an animal. She deserves this more than 289 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,624 being imprisoned in my apartment. 290 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,259 It's like she's retired. 291 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,162 The constant threat of her life, being murdered. 292 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:24,509 - You think she'll survive? - of course she will. 293 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,811 There's so many cats out there for her to hang out with. 294 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:29,147 There's bobcats and mountain lions. 295 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,783 Yeah, but what if she's eaten by a bobcat or mountain lion? 296 00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,684 As a human being with human intelligence, 297 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,354 I would not survive out there. 298 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,456 That's because they have a different intelligence. 299 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:42,427 It's cat smarts, they-- let's-- them know Tsunamis 300 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:44,495 and sense fear and ghosts. 301 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,130 I don't know if this is a good idea. 302 00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:48,466 Just say some of your book words for her. 303 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,701 You're so poetic at being poetic. 304 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,304 [chuckles] I am. Uh-- 305 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,238 Book words. 306 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,441 Uh-- 307 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,211 - To Hemingway. - To Hemingway. 308 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:04,282 You were with us for 2 1/2 months 309 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:08,786 and in that time, you became more than a cat, 310 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:14,258 but more like a sister and a friend and a fighter. 311 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,298 Uh, uhm-- 312 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,800 Return from whence you came. 313 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,503 You are now free to move about the cabin. 314 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,239 That was rather determined. 315 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,508 - Oh, look how happy she is. - [Hemingway purring] 316 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,343 She's so happy. 317 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,679 Hemingway? 318 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,349 Hemingway! 319 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:42,253 - Oh fuck. - You-- you killed Hemingway! 320 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:45,823 What? 321 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,794 Hemingway? 322 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,599 She's alive! 323 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:58,202 Hemingway, Hemingway! 324 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,675 Where the hell is she going? 325 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,845 [soft soothing music] 326 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:23,227 Hey, I think this might be the moment for her. 327 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:26,531 I think that we should wait until tomorrow 328 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:27,732 when the world isn't spinning. 329 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,236 - [bottle clanking] - Oh, shit. 330 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,773 - Who drank all this? - [blows] 331 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:48,252 [hick-up] Just getting my charger, I'll be back in a second. 332 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,192 [Marc clicking and whistling] 333 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,761 [whispering] Hemingway. 334 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,499 Food, you fuck. 335 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:08,673 - [keypad beeping] - [Marc hick-upping] 336 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,613 Hey. 337 00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:19,884 - Hey, I'm having fun today. - Good. 338 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,954 - How're you doing? - Tired. 339 00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:24,689 [laughing] 340 00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,657 So serious. 341 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,928 - You're so serious. - I'm not serious. 342 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,730 - You're so serious. - No. 343 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,232 - You're so serious. - No, Marc. 344 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,766 - You're so serious. - Stop it, c'mon. 345 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:36,901 You know what happens when you're serious. 346 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,270 - No, no, no, no. - Ooh, yeah. 347 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,871 - Please stop it, Marc. - Oh no. 348 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,975 Ooh, it's the piggy [mumbles] come to town. 349 00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:45,843 - Ooh, no! - I hate you. 350 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,719 I missed you. 351 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:16,741 Not tonight. 352 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,477 - And why? - I'm just not sure. 353 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:22,380 I just want-- I want you. 354 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,415 I wanna make you feel good. 355 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,291 Fuck. 356 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,529 This is probably the last time we'll ever see each other. 357 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,533 I said no and that's something you need to respect. 358 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:43,901 I do respect that. 359 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:47,672 I'm sorry. 360 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:49,874 I'm sorry. 361 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:54,679 Night. 362 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:09,927 I want you so bad. 363 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,632 I want you so bad. 364 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,436 You should give me a handy. 365 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:25,409 Babe, [hick-up] you should give me a handy. 366 00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:28,746 [hick-ups and gags] 367 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:31,482 - Jesus. - [Marc gagging] 368 00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:35,953 [spits and gags] 369 00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:38,889 [moans] 370 00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:40,424 Raincheck on the handy. 371 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,594 I think we should go home tomorrow. 372 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:44,962 That's cool. 373 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:47,932 I'm gonna sleep here. 374 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:54,438 [foreboding music] 375 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,544 [car approaching] 376 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:09,787 [car door shuts] 377 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:10,955 Marc? 378 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,757 [voices mumbling] 379 00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:15,459 - Marc. - I'm sleeping in here tonight 380 00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:17,895 and that is something you need to respect. 381 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,697 There' someone's coming. 382 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,400 - Do you hear that? - Fuck. 383 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:26,504 - What! What? - Before my grandma died, I told her to haunt me 384 00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:27,905 - if there was an afterlife. - The fuck? 385 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,540 - I just wanted to know. - You're an idiot. 386 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:30,908 I'm an opportunist. 387 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:34,078 She died two weeks ago this very night. 388 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,081 [deep boom] 389 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,116 - [door squeaking] - [alarm beeping] 390 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,152 - [light shattering] - [Lyndsey] I don't wanna die! 391 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,190 Oh shit! [thuds] 392 00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:47,491 [Lyndsey] Protect me! 393 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:51,095 Stay the fuck away or I'll fucking stabs you. 394 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,163 [Lyndsey] Protect me! 395 00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:53,864 I am protecting you! 396 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:56,667 [Jeff] Is somebody here? Where is that light? 397 00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:57,701 Oh fuck! 398 00:23:57,703 --> 00:23:58,903 [knife clanking] 399 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:08,179 Hi, my name is Jeff Pearson. I have a reservation for this cabin for this weekend. 400 00:24:08,181 --> 00:24:09,480 Hi, Jeff. 401 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:12,116 Uh, really reserved here right now. 402 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:16,987 Okay, why don't we take a minute, 403 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,457 I'll step outside and then we'll discuss the matter? 404 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,059 Lyndsey, where's my shirt? 405 00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:27,898 - Hi. - Hi. 406 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,900 - I'm Ren. - Hi, Gwen. 407 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:30,901 - No, Ren. - Ren. 408 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:32,636 Yeah, it's short for Lauren. 409 00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,205 - Lau-ren. - Efficient. 410 00:24:34,207 --> 00:24:36,574 - Hi. - Hey, hi. 411 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:38,642 Right here. 412 00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:40,811 That's the one. 413 00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:46,250 Seriously, no one told Carol? 414 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,887 - I'm sorry? - Carol, she manages and runs this place 415 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:51,055 for my grandmother Evelyn. 416 00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:53,257 - Evelyn. - She's a sweet lady. 417 00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:55,960 You know, she actually guessed my rising sign over the phone. 418 00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:57,061 - It's Pisces. - Yeah. 419 00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:01,599 I'm sorry to say that she passed away. 420 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:05,236 - [gasps] Oh my god - I'm so sorry. 421 00:25:05,238 --> 00:25:07,538 Yeah, so the cabin's not being rented, 422 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,640 so I'll get your money back, whatever you need. 423 00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:11,075 Oh, of course. 424 00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:12,576 Hey, if there's anything we can do. Just-- 425 00:25:12,578 --> 00:25:13,878 What are we gonna do? 426 00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:17,147 It's just, you know my ex-girlfriend and I 427 00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:18,782 are here to spread her ashes. 428 00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:21,151 It's kind of a personal override. 429 00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,086 I hope you understand. 430 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:25,890 [inhales] Hmm. That's a tough one. 431 00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:28,926 I know. It really kinda sucks, doesn't it? 432 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,896 - Okay. - There's a motel over there. 433 00:25:31,898 --> 00:25:37,568 Yeah, we'll just maybe check out a motel, I suppose. 434 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:41,238 [Lyndsey] You guys can come in if you want to while you figure it out. 435 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:45,175 - Oh, we could-- We shouldn't. - Oh, is it okay? I'm just a little-- 436 00:25:45,177 --> 00:25:46,911 - Just for a minute maybe. - I could use some water. 437 00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:49,313 - Yeah, some water, sure. - Just a little cup of water. 438 00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:51,048 - That is so sad. - Come on in. 439 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:53,684 - I'm just really parched. - Come on in. 440 00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:56,220 [Marc] Okay, yeah, I totally understand. 441 00:25:57,089 --> 00:26:00,591 Thanks for trying. Alright, you have a good night. Thank you. 442 00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:03,160 Yeah, they're all booked. They say everybody's booked. 443 00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:05,029 There's a Citrus Showcase in Visalia. 444 00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:06,196 Oh no. 445 00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:09,767 Oh, app note. 446 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:15,105 An ad for consumers to be warned about rising hotel costs 447 00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:18,042 or availability issues when conventions are in town. 448 00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:19,710 Thank you. Strike that, thank you. 449 00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:21,145 Thank you so much. 450 00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:24,248 And strike that, thank you so much. End note. 451 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:27,851 Uh, we decided to leave tomorrow. 452 00:26:27,853 --> 00:26:29,186 So if you guys wanna take the pull-out tonight, 453 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:30,854 we'll be out of your hair in the morning. 454 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,824 Oh no, we could never ask that 455 00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:36,860 - and especially not after your loss. - It's really okay. 456 00:26:36,862 --> 00:26:39,263 I think we're all just a little bit tired. 457 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:41,899 - So we can just-- - So why don't we get to bed? 458 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:43,033 I'll get your bedding. 459 00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:45,369 [soft banjo plucking] 460 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:53,377 So, you two just let us know if you need anything. 461 00:27:02,888 --> 00:27:05,856 [Ren] Mmm. [chuckling] 462 00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:10,894 [toilet whooshing] 463 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:20,104 - What the fuck? - Jesus, Marc they were in need. 464 00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:22,906 You don't know these people. They didn't even enter until you invited 'em 465 00:27:22,908 --> 00:27:24,642 like fucking vampires. 466 00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,244 They seem like genuinely nice people. 467 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:28,979 Exactly, too nice. 468 00:27:29,215 --> 00:27:31,348 Compensating for something. 469 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,283 Like crazy do to party. 470 00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:35,185 - Who do? - You know, 471 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:36,887 [Marc] Every party there's that one guy 472 00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:38,856 that I'm like, how many drinks has he had? 473 00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:40,958 And everyone's like, that's Sober Steve. 474 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:42,826 He's never had a drink in his life. 475 00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:48,932 Steve Harrigan? 476 00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:50,834 - I love that guy. - [sighs] 477 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:53,337 All I'm saying is I'd rather be 478 00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:55,072 gang banged by the entire NBA 479 00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:57,274 than hang out with him for an hour. 480 00:27:58,110 --> 00:27:59,677 [scoffs] You're an asshole. 481 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:01,812 [Lyndsey] Oh. 482 00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:05,249 It was nice of you trying to protect me. 483 00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:08,185 - You know I'll always stab a ghost to death for you. - [chuckles] 484 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:15,059 [eerie foreboding music] 485 00:28:18,097 --> 00:28:19,163 [electric vibrating sound] 486 00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:21,131 [scream] 487 00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:26,737 [tinkling] 488 00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:30,074 [monster roaring] 489 00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:02,740 [exhales] 490 00:29:04,777 --> 00:29:06,143 Hey. 491 00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:13,484 - [Lyndsey] Good morning. - [Jeff] Good morning, Lyndsey. 492 00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:17,121 - [Jeff] I hope you and Marc like blueberry pancakes. - Shit, shit. 493 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:19,289 - [Lyndsey] You guys didn't have to do that. - Shit, shit. 494 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:21,458 - [Ren] It's the least we could do. - [Jeff] It's the least we 495 00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:23,994 - could do for you guys letting us stay. - Shit! 496 00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:27,531 [Jeff] I don't know what we would've done last night if you guys hadn't offered. 497 00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:29,133 C'mon, Jesus. 498 00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:31,435 [Jeff] You have to try these pancakes, 499 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:33,270 and vegan too, for Ren. 500 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:37,141 Hey, good morning, everybody. What's everybody cooking? 501 00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:40,043 - I'm on pancake patrol. - And I'm on toast tribunal. 502 00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:42,980 - [Ren chuckling] - These ingredients, best of the best. 503 00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:46,917 All locally sourced around SF. You guys have gotta hear the story 504 00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:48,852 about the lady who makes this bread. 505 00:29:48,854 --> 00:29:50,554 He made us breakfast, how nice is that? 506 00:29:51,524 --> 00:29:58,128 Oh, we have reservations at the Quad Cafe. They're baking omelets. 507 00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,330 They're better than friends and family. [chuckles] 508 00:30:03,369 --> 00:30:06,103 Well, that's quite an accolade, so we don't wanna intrude. 509 00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:09,807 You know, whatever we don't eat here, we can save for tomorrow. 510 00:30:10,376 --> 00:30:13,944 - [Ren] Pancakes? - It's smells so good, I kinda wanna eat at the cabin. 511 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:15,946 Well, then it's settled. 512 00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:17,981 Quad Cafe is always gonna be here. 513 00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:20,417 You two can just go the next time you're in town. 514 00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:23,287 Have some Jeff cakes. 515 00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:28,058 [plates clanking] 516 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:38,335 Actually, this toast is pretty good. 517 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:40,370 [Ren] Told ya, Senora's Bakery. 518 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:41,939 The lady who makes these sandwiches-- 519 00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:43,307 - Rebecca. - Don't ruin it. 520 00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:45,876 Senora Rebecca, she's a brain surgeon. 521 00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:48,011 She got disillusioned to all the corruption 522 00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:50,948 in western medicine, left to go find herself in Italy. 523 00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:54,985 I'm sorry, I don't mean to talk your ears off. 524 00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:56,854 Oh no, that's compelling stuff. 525 00:30:57,223 --> 00:30:59,556 Uhm, you said San Francisco, right? 526 00:30:59,558 --> 00:31:01,592 - Mm-hmm. - Technology? 527 00:31:01,594 --> 00:31:04,428 As you saw last night, I-- I develop apps. 528 00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:06,997 I build up a user base, then I sell 'em off. 529 00:31:06,999 --> 00:31:08,131 Move on to the next. 530 00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:11,468 Google, Facebook. 531 00:31:12,071 --> 00:31:13,604 Are names of companies. 532 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:16,907 Yeah, those companies, they'll buy up anything 533 00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:19,309 for like 100,000, 500,000. 534 00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:21,411 They even think there's a possibility 535 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,280 my apps could compete with them down the road. 536 00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:25,315 Wow, really? 537 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:31,889 - Wow. - Oh yeah, surely you've heard of Plüg. 538 00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:34,591 - With the umlaut. - The umlaut. 539 00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:37,995 It became Facebook Messenger, so they won't tell you that. 540 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:43,901 So, what about you, are you in technology? 541 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:44,968 No, I'm unemployed. 542 00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:47,070 No, you're an entrepreneur. 543 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,372 Show 'em what you do. 544 00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:50,240 - No. - Show them what you do. 545 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:52,409 - C'mon. - Okay. 546 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:53,677 Go show 'em. 547 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:56,413 Okay, you two, Angelinos? 548 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:57,981 - Mm-hmm. - I knew it. 549 00:31:57,983 --> 00:31:59,516 You're both prettier than anyone in SF. 550 00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:03,453 In SF, anyone your age is either a autistic billionaire 551 00:32:03,455 --> 00:32:05,455 or potbellied, starving writers. 552 00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:07,157 I heard about this 15 year old kid, 553 00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:09,426 he's worth four billion because he invented-- 554 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:10,594 I'm a writer. 555 00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:12,963 - Are you a writer? - Mm-hmm. 556 00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:13,964 That's great. 557 00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:15,098 I think that's great. 558 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,500 Uh, who do you write for? 559 00:32:18,003 --> 00:32:19,703 I am actually working on a novel right now. 560 00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:21,538 - It's pretty good. - Oh, huh. 561 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:29,379 That's a stuffed animal with a moustache. 562 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:32,983 - Regal Beasts. - They are hilarious. [chuckles] 563 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,669 They are. 564 00:32:35,670 --> 00:32:37,019 - Look at him. - Look at this one. 565 00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:39,289 - He's just make me smile. - I'm actually talking to a college buddy 566 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:40,657 about trying to get these into Target. 567 00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:43,126 - Fuck Target! - M-hm, well... 568 00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:45,429 Target can be a tad anti-union. 569 00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:49,633 Mr. Rhino would rather be affiliated with John Wayne Gacy. 570 00:32:51,236 --> 00:32:54,171 Target, John Wayne Gacy can go either way. 571 00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:08,285 I'll be out back. 572 00:33:10,122 --> 00:33:11,989 [sheets whooshing] 573 00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:14,524 Dude, why the hell? 574 00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:18,328 You know, we're out here, I thought we'd have some fun, you know. 575 00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:21,398 Redwood Forest, river jump. 576 00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:25,502 Let's get away from these kind-hearted weirdos 577 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:26,603 and go have some fun. 578 00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:30,273 I thought we were here to spread your grandmother's ashes. 579 00:33:30,275 --> 00:33:32,509 She wouldn't want today to be a sad day. 580 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:36,613 She'd want it to be a celebration of life, House of Fudge. 581 00:33:42,388 --> 00:33:43,487 I'll be out back. 582 00:33:57,036 --> 00:33:58,301 [urn clanking] 583 00:33:58,303 --> 00:33:59,703 Fucking cock. 584 00:34:01,073 --> 00:34:03,573 [soft banjo plucking] 585 00:34:08,113 --> 00:34:10,447 [foreboding music] 586 00:34:12,117 --> 00:34:15,218 [Lyndsey] I just about had all the enjoyment I can handle. 587 00:34:16,055 --> 00:34:18,388 [Ren] We won't be back 'til the evening. We're going down to Exeter. 588 00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:20,791 Oh, I love Exeter. 589 00:34:20,793 --> 00:34:23,160 We passed it on the way up, but everything was closed. 590 00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:25,796 Well shucks, if you two were staying, 591 00:34:25,798 --> 00:34:27,831 I'd ask you to come along with us. 592 00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:30,700 Boy, do I only wish. 593 00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:34,071 [soft Asian music] 594 00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:37,674 - Too bad. - Yeah. 595 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:41,111 Yeah, no, no it sounds like so much fun. 596 00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:44,114 You're right, Marc. 597 00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:53,356 - Well, you two have a safe trip back. - It'll be fun. 598 00:34:53,358 --> 00:34:55,559 Let's go to Exeter with our new friends. 599 00:34:55,561 --> 00:34:57,394 No, that's okay. 600 00:34:57,396 --> 00:34:59,696 I know, it's totally okay with me too. 601 00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:05,168 Um, it's a plan. 602 00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:08,572 ["Sweet Maria" by Ben Bostick] 603 00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:11,608 Now that's about the time that Senora Rebecca, 604 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,844 she settled in a small village 605 00:35:13,846 --> 00:35:15,378 in the bosque prohibida, 606 00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:19,449 which loosely translates to forbidden forest. 607 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:23,587 She has a blind mentor, a panini maker. 608 00:35:23,589 --> 00:35:29,726 He and his family have been making paninis in the same bodega for 175 years. 609 00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:31,294 - Imagine that. - What the fuck? 610 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,797 Incredible. 611 00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:37,234 He tells her one day, "Senora Rebecca, 612 00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:41,338 you don't make paninis with your head. They're from your heart." 613 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,239 - Jesus, fuck! - [tires screeching] 614 00:35:42,241 --> 00:35:43,340 Hemingway! 615 00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:44,474 [tires screeching] 616 00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:48,512 [Jeff] I am so sorry, everybody. 617 00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:55,986 A house cat out here. 618 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:58,688 - Never seen Homeward Bound? - [Ren] I [mumbles] a fun movie. 619 00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:01,625 [Jeff] I was just getting to the climax too. 620 00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:03,193 This Genoese baker, he invented 621 00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:06,196 the blending of two cheeses that rocked 622 00:36:06,198 --> 00:36:08,198 the then stage sandwich community. 623 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,200 ♪ Looked down on the world ♪ 624 00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:13,170 ♪ And I'd learn To speak Spanish ♪ 625 00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:15,438 ♪ We'd eat comida rica ♪ 626 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,440 ♪ And everything would vanish ♪ 627 00:36:17,442 --> 00:36:20,210 ♪ That we didn't Want in our world ♪ 628 00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:24,347 ♪ Oh Maria, Dance a little closer ♪ 629 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:26,950 [Jeff] Oh wow, the best [indistinct] I've ever owned is from here. 630 00:36:28,754 --> 00:36:31,388 Hey guys, stop for a second. 631 00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:34,424 Hang back. 632 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:38,662 Okay, so Ren and I were wondering. 633 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:43,333 Guys, you seem pretty cool, but are you this cool? 634 00:36:44,503 --> 00:36:47,904 - I'm hip. - [Jeff] Cool. 635 00:36:47,906 --> 00:36:50,807 Yeah, no this, oh, this is my friend. 636 00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:52,442 He's one of the original Haight-Ashburiers. 637 00:36:52,444 --> 00:36:56,413 This guy, 80 years old. 638 00:36:56,415 --> 00:36:58,682 He's still making music on his organic carrot farm. 639 00:36:58,684 --> 00:37:01,218 Can you believe that? It's so good. 640 00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:02,819 He doesn't do taxes or anything. 641 00:37:02,821 --> 00:37:04,487 The dude is punk as fuck. 642 00:37:05,490 --> 00:37:07,224 [Jeff] You know, just a time capsule. 643 00:37:07,226 --> 00:37:09,492 He's from the 60s and met everybody. 644 00:37:09,494 --> 00:37:12,462 He one time blew all of Judas Priest. 645 00:37:12,464 --> 00:37:13,530 [Jeff] He loved that band. 646 00:37:13,532 --> 00:37:14,564 Here you go. 647 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:17,534 Uuuh, square. 648 00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:19,903 I thought you said you were a writer. 649 00:37:22,507 --> 00:37:24,507 I write literature, not fish albums. 650 00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:27,611 Too bad you don't write fish albums, 651 00:37:27,613 --> 00:37:29,479 Come on. 652 00:37:29,481 --> 00:37:31,615 [transcendent Asian music] 653 00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:37,787 [Jeff] Hey, Lyndsey knows how to party, huh? 654 00:37:38,657 --> 00:37:42,425 - You're so beautiful when you smoke like that. - Yeah. 655 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,461 You know, the smoke comes through the windows 656 00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:46,663 and catches the light, it's really nice. 657 00:37:46,665 --> 00:37:48,832 Phew, I am stoned, you guys. 658 00:37:48,834 --> 00:37:51,635 This is some good shit. This is Wizard Pubes, 659 00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:53,870 Ah, this is one of my favorite strains. 660 00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:58,375 I don't know what that was, but I'm high as fuck. 661 00:37:58,377 --> 00:38:00,377 Attention everyone! 662 00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:02,412 - Lyndsey's high as fuck. - Shut up! 663 00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:52,862 [clock gonging] 664 00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:58,968 - Eh, hey, you're in my space. - No, I'm not. 665 00:38:58,970 --> 00:39:01,037 - [Jeff humming] - [Ren chuckling] 666 00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:04,641 Small towns like this really jerk themselves off 667 00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:06,676 over having shitty murals. 668 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,411 Street over there has this mural. 669 00:39:08,413 --> 00:39:10,480 Someone really thought it was a really good idea 670 00:39:10,482 --> 00:39:12,716 to paint people picking oranges like it's not the only thing 671 00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:14,017 for 30 miles here. 672 00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:17,587 Well, if you lived here, oranges would probably mean something to you. 673 00:39:23,628 --> 00:39:25,428 Jesus, those two. 674 00:39:25,831 --> 00:39:27,397 - Oh wait, do it like this? - Yup. 675 00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:28,898 Ren said they have a rented cabin schedule. 676 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,367 Jeff takes it around every other weekend. 677 00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:31,534 I think it's sweet. 678 00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:33,770 Jesus. 679 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,539 Couples like that, their whole foundation 680 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,007 is based on mediocre activities 681 00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:40,076 so they can brag about them to other couples. 682 00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:43,646 Yeah, how does a girl like that get with a guy like him, huh? 683 00:39:43,648 --> 00:39:47,884 Daddy issues, no dad issues, Stockholm syndrome. 684 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:50,653 - [train horn bellowing] [Jeff] Oh, hang on. 685 00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:52,956 [train horn bellowing] 686 00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:54,991 Dummy! I left my phone 687 00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:56,960 - on the counter at the last place - Oh no. 688 00:39:56,962 --> 00:39:59,963 Hey, grab a drink! I'll be right there. 689 00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:05,635 - There's a bar here? - Jeff invented an app, it's like the Armenian Yelp. 690 00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:08,972 Oh well, he could go invent an app to go fuck himself. 691 00:40:10,809 --> 00:40:15,145 - So you two have been here before? - I get it. Me and him, right? 692 00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:21,951 - Eh, no-- - Before Jeff, I dated so many deadbeat punks, like so many. 693 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:26,823 And Jeff was the first person that was actually like nice. 694 00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:29,859 I get why people get taken back. 695 00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:32,662 - Oh no, I-- - And you know, he's the only one 696 00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:34,931 who's actually truly undermining the man. 697 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,599 Ripping them off with those apps like that. 698 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:38,668 Fuck. Found it. 699 00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,203 Can I get four PBRs? 700 00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:41,604 - You got it. - Thanks. 701 00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:43,473 - Open or closed? - Open. 702 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:49,396 Alright. 703 00:40:49,397 --> 00:40:50,847 - What is that? - Who is that? 704 00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:56,453 It's Mama Napkin Dispenser. It started out as a joke, you know, then a habit. 705 00:40:56,455 --> 00:41:01,057 Now it's my thing. Some people call me Googs, which you can do if you want. 706 00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:03,793 [gasps] Oh my god, the baby's coming! 707 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,762 Everybody, steer clear! 708 00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:07,864 Push, push. 709 00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:09,466 Push, Mama Napkin Dispenser, push! 710 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:12,068 [Ren vocalizing] 711 00:41:13,472 --> 00:41:15,772 [gasps] Could it be twins? 712 00:41:15,774 --> 00:41:19,642 Push! You got it, you got it, You go-- Oh. 713 00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:21,678 Miscarriage? 714 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:26,850 So, Ren, your Regal Beasts, do they thematically tell 715 00:41:26,852 --> 00:41:30,053 a man's subconscious desires to assign human brush strokes 716 00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:33,556 on their surroundings, so that'll ease their relationship 717 00:41:33,558 --> 00:41:37,927 in an otherwise cold and animalistic world? 718 00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:41,915 Yes. 719 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,666 - We have a modern Melville. - Thanks, Marc. 720 00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:46,769 No one's ever called me a modern marvel, I like it. 721 00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:53,042 - Hey, can we get-- - No I already paid, man. 722 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,246 - I got it. - No, no, no, no, I got it. 723 00:41:56,248 --> 00:41:57,780 No need to be a hero now. 724 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:05,188 Thanks, Marcus. Oh Well, I see Ren's been making us some new friends. 725 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:07,757 Jeff, Marc called me a modern marvel. 726 00:42:09,294 --> 00:42:10,527 - Did he now? - Yeah. 727 00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:13,162 I meant like a national treasure. 728 00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:14,531 [Ren] I love that movie. 729 00:42:14,533 --> 00:42:18,601 Eh, I mean I know it's a dumb movie, but it has a good story. 730 00:42:18,603 --> 00:42:20,703 And then-- I just have a Nick Cage thing. 731 00:42:21,106 --> 00:42:23,873 Like I made a-- I made an actual Nick Cage thing 732 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:26,142 out of pieces of bird's nest that I found in our garden. 733 00:42:26,144 --> 00:42:28,711 [gasps] You have to hear the story about this bird. 734 00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:31,915 - It is the sweetest. - It's a really good story actually. 735 00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:34,751 Hey, speaking of stories, Marc I've been meaning to ask you. 736 00:42:34,753 --> 00:42:36,119 What is this novel of yours about? 737 00:42:36,121 --> 00:42:37,654 [Ren] Oh, yeah! 738 00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:39,188 You don't want me to bore you with that. 739 00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:41,658 - [Ren] Oh please, bore us. - [Lyndsey] Yeah, come on. 740 00:42:43,628 --> 00:42:44,861 C'mon, it's really good. 741 00:42:50,635 --> 00:42:52,936 Okay, uhm... 742 00:42:52,938 --> 00:42:55,138 Alright, so basically it's this modern day 743 00:42:55,140 --> 00:42:57,173 morality play centered on time travel. 744 00:42:57,175 --> 00:42:59,042 Okay, but you don't really know 745 00:42:59,044 --> 00:43:01,044 that it's time travel until the very end, okay. 746 00:43:01,046 --> 00:43:03,813 So, so, so picture this: There's basically 747 00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:07,951 this-- this laymen Texan guy in 1950 suburbia. 748 00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:11,054 He travels back in time to ancient Alexandria 749 00:43:11,056 --> 00:43:15,258 and-- and it's-- you know, things get bad like the library. 750 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:19,862 It's basically a-- a-- a allegory for our dependency on foreign oil. 751 00:43:19,864 --> 00:43:24,968 - Oh fuck, yeah. - But like 1970's oil and not signing the Kyoto Protocol. 752 00:43:24,970 --> 00:43:26,102 It's just, uh-- 753 00:43:28,607 --> 00:43:29,872 It's really important stuff. 754 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:35,011 And then what happens? 755 00:43:37,148 --> 00:43:38,715 That's-- that's it. 756 00:43:40,085 --> 00:43:41,751 Well that sounds very interesting, Marc. 757 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,921 You know I actually have a few publishing buddies in SF, 758 00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:46,055 I'd love to send it to 'em. 759 00:43:46,725 --> 00:43:48,858 - Oh really? - Aww, Jeff. 760 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:49,993 Marc, that's really exciting. 761 00:43:50,862 --> 00:43:52,829 No, it's probably not their thing. 762 00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,935 Well, I have a few connections at Barra-Collier. 763 00:44:00,005 --> 00:44:02,305 It's more of a McSweeney's type of thing. 764 00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:05,742 Marc's super serious about his work. 765 00:44:05,744 --> 00:44:07,176 He's been working on it for, how long now? 766 00:44:07,178 --> 00:44:09,679 Since before the shoe store, like three years. 767 00:44:09,681 --> 00:44:13,783 You worked at a shoe store? He must have more shoes that me. 768 00:44:13,785 --> 00:44:19,322 I doubt that, Ren. Eh, well, if the artist has a specific vision 769 00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:21,024 he wants to match to a certain publisher, 770 00:44:21,026 --> 00:44:22,692 I totally understand that. 771 00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:24,727 I wish you all the luck in the world, Marc. 772 00:44:24,729 --> 00:44:28,264 [sighs] So, what was the last place you guys travelled to? 773 00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:30,833 Oh we did a soup tour through Vietnam. 774 00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:31,901 - Incredible. - Yeah. 775 00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:33,002 I'm gonna use the restroom, 776 00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:33,870 so does anyone need anything? 777 00:44:33,872 --> 00:44:34,937 Just really-- 778 00:44:34,939 --> 00:44:36,806 They have got the best soup. 779 00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:05,301 [slapping] 780 00:45:06,271 --> 00:45:08,905 - Oh good day joy. - [laughing] 781 00:45:08,907 --> 00:45:12,875 Oh good day joy. He's like I don't know what that is, like a joyride? 782 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:15,044 - [all laughing] - [beer trickling] 783 00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:17,280 - Whoa. - Oh shit, I'm sorry. 784 00:45:17,282 --> 00:45:18,481 - So sorry. - Okay. 785 00:45:18,483 --> 00:45:20,917 - Here. - It's alright, it's okay. 786 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:26,289 It's okay. Well, I had a surprise I was hoping to save until we got back, 787 00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:29,926 but I should probably unveil it now before it soaks through. 788 00:45:29,928 --> 00:45:32,428 Ren, my lady, I thought these were 789 00:45:32,430 --> 00:45:34,831 absolutely perfect for you. 790 00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:36,399 I love you, Jeffypop. 791 00:45:38,470 --> 00:45:42,038 - They're very chic. - [mumbles] in sunglasses? 792 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:46,843 And also, uhm, Lyndsey, I thought you looked 793 00:45:46,845 --> 00:45:48,444 absolutely fantastic in these. 794 00:45:48,446 --> 00:45:50,046 - Aww. - No, what? 795 00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:54,417 - I, I can't. - You absolutely can. 796 00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:57,420 - [Ren] Isn't Jeff the best? - Oh my god, that is so nice. 797 00:45:57,422 --> 00:46:01,824 I don't-- I can't believe it. Thank you. Marc. 798 00:46:02,994 --> 00:46:04,093 If Marc had seen you in those, 799 00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:05,428 he would've done the same thing. 800 00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:07,997 Lyndsey, you can't take those. 801 00:46:08,366 --> 00:46:09,532 [chuckles] Marc. 802 00:46:09,534 --> 00:46:12,502 Oh they look so good on you. 803 00:46:12,504 --> 00:46:13,469 Lyndsey. 804 00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:16,005 - Marc. - C'mon now. 805 00:46:16,007 --> 00:46:16,205 What is your problem? 806 00:46:20,945 --> 00:46:24,046 Hey, I'm sorry. It's just, you know 807 00:46:24,048 --> 00:46:27,850 you guys have been way too kind to us already, you know, so-- 808 00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:33,523 Well, I didn't mean to be too kind to the point of agitation. 809 00:46:33,525 --> 00:46:36,225 - Apologies are all on me. - I'm just gonna use the bathroom. 810 00:46:36,227 --> 00:46:37,360 I'm really sorry. 811 00:46:39,531 --> 00:46:42,298 [Lyndsey] At least I get to do one thing I wanted this weekend. 812 00:46:45,804 --> 00:46:48,237 I'll go with her. Hey, Linds, wait up. 813 00:46:51,009 --> 00:46:53,409 Hey, we'll catch up with you girls in a minute. 814 00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:57,346 [sighs] I'm sorry, man. I just-- 815 00:46:59,417 --> 00:47:02,084 Things have been on the rocks lately. It's just-- 816 00:47:02,086 --> 00:47:05,188 Hey, we've all been there, Buds McKenzie. 817 00:47:07,025 --> 00:47:10,827 If I knew this was such a big weekend for you, I never would've imposed. 818 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:14,463 But Lyndsey's here now and she wants to have fun, 819 00:47:15,133 --> 00:47:17,166 so you better find a way to make it fun for yourself too, 820 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:20,236 otherwise it's just, you know poo-poo. 821 00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:27,844 Hey, go to her, really apologize, okay. 822 00:47:28,847 --> 00:47:32,114 Tell her she looks beautiful in those earrings, and then-- here. 823 00:47:34,953 --> 00:47:36,552 Why don't you give her this? 824 00:47:37,922 --> 00:47:40,022 It was supposed to be another gift for Ren, 825 00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,991 but she's already got five just like it. 826 00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:44,427 Girls in their 20s and woodland creatures, right? 827 00:47:44,996 --> 00:47:47,029 Go live in the woods, ladies. 828 00:47:49,133 --> 00:47:52,368 - [Marc mumbling] - Hey, hey, be smooth. 829 00:47:52,637 --> 00:47:56,105 Go out there and say, hey. 830 00:47:57,175 --> 00:47:59,242 She turns, huh? 831 00:48:01,312 --> 00:48:02,245 Say... 832 00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:09,018 Your eyes are like rare jade. 833 00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:12,922 - And..? - And I gotta go to the little boys' room. 834 00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:21,931 Hey, can I close up? 835 00:48:24,535 --> 00:48:27,103 Your stepdad paid for the bill 836 00:48:27,105 --> 00:48:28,571 while you were in the restroom. 837 00:48:31,309 --> 00:48:33,142 ♪ How I'm goin' ♪ 838 00:48:36,281 --> 00:48:40,416 ♪ If I should ever Meet another stranger ♪ 839 00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:41,450 Hey. 840 00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:43,619 [street musician playing] 841 00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:51,594 [train horn bellowing] 842 00:48:53,564 --> 00:48:59,635 Okay, look, I, uhm-- I had this notion of what this weekend was to me 843 00:48:59,637 --> 00:49:02,972 and I didn't consider what it meant to you. 844 00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:07,410 That's selfish. You don't have to accept it, 845 00:49:07,412 --> 00:49:10,179 - but I'm sorry. - [train horn bellowing] 846 00:49:12,984 --> 00:49:16,252 When we get back to the cabin, we'll spread the ashes and go home. 847 00:49:16,254 --> 00:49:18,054 I won't fight or anything. 848 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:28,564 Also, I reacted because I felt like he one-upped me. 849 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:34,603 Marc. 850 00:49:38,176 --> 00:49:40,743 Also you're beautiful 851 00:49:43,114 --> 00:49:44,547 in those earrings. 852 00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:45,715 And... 853 00:49:47,051 --> 00:49:48,751 They make your eyes look like jade... 854 00:49:51,122 --> 00:49:52,621 Which is rare. 855 00:49:57,095 --> 00:50:00,229 Okay, thanks. 856 00:50:00,732 --> 00:50:03,065 [soft guitar strumming] 857 00:50:05,436 --> 00:50:07,770 Oh hey, there's the lovebirds. 858 00:50:09,007 --> 00:50:10,206 Hey. 859 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:11,507 How's everything? 860 00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:13,109 [Marc] Everything's great. 861 00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:18,214 Okay, alright. Well, Ren and I wanted to ask, 862 00:50:18,216 --> 00:50:20,783 you know there's some really cool stuff on the way back. 863 00:50:21,586 --> 00:50:24,754 Would you two wanna take our time, maybe make a day of it? 864 00:50:25,556 --> 00:50:27,490 [Lyndsey] Yeah, sounds fun to me. 865 00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:30,526 [Marc] Yeah, I'm okay with that. 866 00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:34,096 ♪ It's been days I make my way ♪ 867 00:50:34,098 --> 00:50:37,099 ♪ On the interstate back home ♪ 868 00:50:37,502 --> 00:50:40,369 ♪ South from the moment ♪ 869 00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:46,542 ♪ There's a blood red moon And a chip on my shoulder ♪ 870 00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:50,312 ♪ And I know if I'm not There soon he'll be gone ♪ 871 00:50:50,314 --> 00:50:51,680 I [mumbles] grapevine. 872 00:50:51,682 --> 00:50:53,582 [Lyndsey chuckling] 873 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,219 [chattering] 874 00:50:57,221 --> 00:50:58,654 It's a smile. That's not a smile. 875 00:50:58,656 --> 00:51:01,624 - C'mon really, a big smile. - Give us a smile. 876 00:51:01,626 --> 00:51:03,526 - Give us a good smile. - That's pretty good. 877 00:51:03,528 --> 00:51:06,796 ♪ And as the long cold Winter looms ahead ♪ 878 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:12,735 ♪ And a coat empty Sat on my bed ♪ 879 00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:16,272 [Ren] I'm still so pissed about that ignorant farmer 880 00:51:16,274 --> 00:51:18,474 and his Monsanto death oranges. 881 00:51:18,476 --> 00:51:20,643 That guy had no idea what you were talking about, Ren. 882 00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:22,545 [crickets chirping] 883 00:51:30,822 --> 00:51:33,556 This is such a surreal place to have in my life. 884 00:51:37,428 --> 00:51:39,328 You know, the cabin still smells of her. 885 00:51:40,832 --> 00:51:43,399 You know, when I was five, I saw them cut down that tree. 886 00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:47,536 And apparently it was blocking the view of the cabin, so... 887 00:51:49,340 --> 00:51:52,575 Then I just remember afterwards seeing those redwoods, 888 00:51:52,577 --> 00:51:56,612 just these massive lumps on the top of that peak. 889 00:52:01,452 --> 00:52:05,254 So I was just starting to get erections. 890 00:52:06,390 --> 00:52:08,457 Alright, I didn't know what they were. 891 00:52:09,193 --> 00:52:11,827 It's like-- With my dick bone sticking up, 892 00:52:13,364 --> 00:52:17,266 I thought they were these weird embarrassing medical things. 893 00:52:17,268 --> 00:52:21,137 And-- and I remember seeing those redwoods 894 00:52:21,139 --> 00:52:23,539 just sticking out of the mountain 895 00:52:23,541 --> 00:52:29,879 and I just started crying because those were my dicks. 896 00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:33,883 Just a bunch of my dicks on that mountain. 897 00:52:36,554 --> 00:52:38,888 And Eve came in. And... 898 00:52:39,857 --> 00:52:44,493 I'm up against the window, my pants down, crying 899 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:48,497 and I tell her my dick bone sticks up, you know. [chuckles] 900 00:52:51,435 --> 00:52:52,768 She says: "That's okay." 901 00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:57,306 She says: "This is a special place. 902 00:52:57,642 --> 00:53:00,876 And that mountain was like me." 903 00:53:01,812 --> 00:53:04,613 And she kept that going for so many years. 904 00:53:05,616 --> 00:53:09,818 I was seven years old and I was still pressing my child dick in that window. 905 00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:11,854 You know. [laughing] 906 00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:15,491 And now they're only my memories. 907 00:53:16,494 --> 00:53:19,495 And those trees are only dicks to me now. 908 00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:22,831 I see them too, Marc. 909 00:53:24,235 --> 00:53:25,968 I missed her so much. 910 00:53:27,238 --> 00:53:28,571 You still miss her. 911 00:53:28,973 --> 00:53:31,707 [Marc weeping] 912 00:53:43,888 --> 00:53:46,322 - I'm ready. - Okay. 913 00:53:46,991 --> 00:53:48,657 You have to say goodbye first. 914 00:53:57,668 --> 00:54:01,804 Hey, sorry I know you wanna get going by this afternoon. 915 00:54:02,340 --> 00:54:04,306 Guess we had a little too much fun on the way home. 916 00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:07,810 - [Jeff] So... - We have a proposal. 917 00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:10,846 Dinner? 918 00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:12,781 [Ren squealing] 919 00:54:12,783 --> 00:54:14,416 Just yet, not yet. 920 00:54:14,819 --> 00:54:16,919 You know, I'm really glad you two could stay for dinner. 921 00:54:16,921 --> 00:54:20,589 Yeah, you know I never would've imagined that sharing a small cabin 922 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:22,858 with two strangers would be something I would enjoy, 923 00:54:22,860 --> 00:54:24,960 but here I am enjoyed. 924 00:54:25,396 --> 00:54:26,595 - [alarm beeping] - Okay, gotta hurry. 925 00:54:26,731 --> 00:54:28,897 Alright, cut thin strips diagonal. 926 00:54:28,899 --> 00:54:30,766 Diagonal. Wait, whoa, whoa. 927 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:32,568 Okay, diagonal, otherwise it won't marinate. 928 00:54:32,570 --> 00:54:34,003 There we go. Wait, a little more lateral. 929 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:35,771 Bitching, there you go. 930 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:37,339 Okay. 931 00:54:40,678 --> 00:54:42,678 Ah god, 932 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:47,399 they are both so gorgeous. 933 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:48,349 You know if girls were this pretty when I was your age, 934 00:54:48,352 --> 00:54:51,487 - I would've lost my weight in sperm. - Thanks. 935 00:54:52,657 --> 00:54:54,790 Hey, you know what? It's a special occasion. 936 00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:57,760 Hey Ren, could you bring the bag of enlightenment? 937 00:54:58,429 --> 00:54:59,528 [chuckles] 938 00:55:03,501 --> 00:55:04,833 Hey. 939 00:55:05,403 --> 00:55:06,969 - You're gonna love this. - Yeah. 940 00:55:09,006 --> 00:55:10,072 Thank you. 941 00:55:12,977 --> 00:55:14,810 [Ren chuckling mischievously] 942 00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:15,778 Here we go. 943 00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:17,346 Ever met Molly before? 944 00:55:17,915 --> 00:55:18,947 Uh. 945 00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:21,850 Mm-hmm. 946 00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:25,521 - And one for you. - Thank you, my darling. 947 00:55:25,523 --> 00:55:26,555 Lyndsey, do you want some? 948 00:55:26,557 --> 00:55:27,723 I think so. 949 00:55:27,925 --> 00:55:29,024 - [Lyndsey] You like it? - [Ren] Mm-hmm. 950 00:55:30,328 --> 00:55:32,961 It's absolutely wonderful. 951 00:55:32,963 --> 00:55:34,997 It's like being wrapped in a blanket of whispers 952 00:55:34,999 --> 00:55:36,865 with the power to touch music. 953 00:55:37,601 --> 00:55:39,835 We wouldn't be able to drive home tonight. 954 00:55:41,105 --> 00:55:44,406 Please, Marc. [speaks Spanish]. 955 00:55:44,408 --> 00:55:46,442 It is my cabin. Uhm-- 956 00:55:46,444 --> 00:55:47,676 Ashes tomorrow? 957 00:55:50,381 --> 00:55:52,548 And I promise it's not that crazy, 958 00:55:52,550 --> 00:55:55,484 wacky, jump-off-a-building high you think it is. 959 00:55:55,486 --> 00:55:56,685 [hand smacking] 960 00:55:58,389 --> 00:56:00,923 But we're gonna get fucked up for sure. 961 00:56:01,759 --> 00:56:03,659 [soft transcendental music] 962 00:56:12,136 --> 00:56:14,737 That was absolutely fantastic, Jeff. 963 00:56:14,739 --> 00:56:17,673 Well the man of the hour is Marcus. 964 00:56:17,675 --> 00:56:20,008 I've never seen anyone cut meat quite like him before. 965 00:56:20,811 --> 00:56:22,711 BTW, how are you feeling? 966 00:56:23,681 --> 00:56:25,481 It's so awesome. 967 00:56:25,483 --> 00:56:27,549 There's so many drug programs, you know. 968 00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:31,053 but you never hear about love programs. 969 00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:36,024 - You won't see that on the news. - I can't believe this is the one that's illegal. 970 00:56:36,627 --> 00:56:41,563 - You are right. - If this is illegal, hot baths should be illegal. 971 00:56:41,565 --> 00:56:42,798 I don't really get the connection, 972 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,666 but I guess I see the logic. 973 00:56:44,935 --> 00:56:47,903 I really, really want your hair, Jeff. 974 00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:51,740 It's receding, but it's like sexy receding like Jude Law. 975 00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:56,712 Lyndsey, you have the spirit of a much, much older woman. 976 00:56:56,714 --> 00:56:58,647 But I'm sure you get that all the time. 977 00:56:58,649 --> 00:57:00,682 Ren, I like how much makeup you wear. 978 00:57:00,684 --> 00:57:03,452 Marc, I have never met someone-- 979 00:57:03,988 --> 00:57:06,889 [chuckling] This is gonna sound weird, 980 00:57:06,891 --> 00:57:09,792 someone so confident with so few credits. 981 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:13,095 And I mean that in the best way you can take that. 982 00:57:14,432 --> 00:57:15,431 It's inspiring. 983 00:57:15,433 --> 00:57:17,466 [loud eerie whimpering] 984 00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:19,902 Oh my god, I killed him. I'm so sorry. 985 00:57:19,904 --> 00:57:21,904 [Marc] Not to be too serious for a second, 986 00:57:22,673 --> 00:57:27,075 Uhm, you know, I wasn't really sure if I liked you guys. 987 00:57:28,879 --> 00:57:32,147 Like [sighs] it's not that I didn't like-like you guys, 988 00:57:32,149 --> 00:57:37,152 it's just [sighs] I was just so obsessed 989 00:57:37,154 --> 00:57:38,987 with how this weekend was supposed to be 990 00:57:38,989 --> 00:57:41,990 and I could not let go of that control. 991 00:57:41,992 --> 00:57:46,161 And I just have to thank you for helping me reign that in 992 00:57:47,097 --> 00:57:51,900 and for helping me realize how fantastic it can be. 993 00:57:52,570 --> 00:57:54,636 To being absolutely fantastic. 994 00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:56,472 To being absolutely fantastic. 995 00:57:56,874 --> 00:58:00,175 - To being absolutely fantastic. - To being absolutely fantastic. 996 00:58:00,578 --> 00:58:03,812 - [glasses clinking] - [fire crackling] 997 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:08,784 [Ren yawning and vocalizing] 998 00:58:10,187 --> 00:58:16,758 I'm coming down hard. Feel like sad and dying, which meanswait in bed. 999 00:58:17,528 --> 00:58:20,662 - I should too. - I'm gonna be a few minutes, guys. 1000 00:58:24,235 --> 00:58:25,934 Come soon. 1001 00:58:25,936 --> 00:58:28,537 - [crickets chirping] - [frogs croaking] 1002 00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:35,244 I have to tell you, Marc. Ren and I are gonna miss this place. 1003 00:58:35,980 --> 00:58:37,513 Yeah, I really hope that one day 1004 00:58:37,515 --> 00:58:38,947 I can travel like the two of you do. 1005 00:58:38,949 --> 00:58:41,149 Ah, it's okay. 1006 00:58:41,151 --> 00:58:44,586 [scoffs] Really hope I can give that to Lyndsey. 1007 00:58:45,222 --> 00:58:48,223 Well, you realize, Marc that you never have as much fun 1008 00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:50,626 as what you have in your 20s. 1009 00:58:50,628 --> 00:58:51,593 What, shoes and debt? 1010 00:58:52,196 --> 00:58:54,162 - Hm. - [owl hooting] 1011 00:58:54,999 --> 00:58:57,132 You know, I dropped out of high school, 1012 00:58:57,134 --> 00:58:59,101 started a successful business. 1013 00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:04,172 Sounds cool, but you know I'll always have this feeling like 1014 00:59:04,174 --> 00:59:06,275 you know, wondering, like maybe I missed out 1015 00:59:06,277 --> 00:59:08,744 on some of that normal stuff people do. 1016 00:59:10,614 --> 00:59:11,747 I never went to prom. 1017 00:59:12,650 --> 00:59:14,016 [Marc] Prom is dumb. 1018 00:59:14,018 --> 00:59:16,818 Still, I'll never know. 1019 00:59:19,089 --> 00:59:22,124 When you get older, you just, you know you realize 1020 00:59:23,127 --> 00:59:27,596 man, if I had slowed down, just enjoyed it a little bit more. 1021 00:59:27,598 --> 00:59:29,932 I probably would've still got to where I was going anyway. 1022 00:59:30,834 --> 00:59:32,768 You know that's if it all works out. 1023 00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:35,904 Hey, Marc I am serious about that novel, okay. 1024 00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:37,940 My buddy's always looking for new stuff. 1025 00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:42,578 I honestly-- I have no idea what yours is about. 1026 00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:43,879 Maybe that's a good thing. 1027 00:59:44,114 --> 00:59:46,114 I can't ask that of you. 1028 00:59:46,650 --> 00:59:48,050 You're a good guy, Marc. 1029 00:59:48,052 --> 00:59:50,953 I wanna help, okay. Please let me help, here. 1030 00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,894 When are you not the most generous person? 1031 00:59:59,663 --> 01:00:00,929 I have my days. 1032 01:00:02,132 --> 01:00:03,832 You should've seen me on Tuesday. 1033 01:00:05,035 --> 01:00:07,869 You would not have wanted to be around this, mister. 1034 01:00:10,674 --> 01:00:14,910 You know when-- when we spread Evelyn's ashes tomorrow, 1035 01:00:14,912 --> 01:00:16,144 I want you and Ren to be there. 1036 01:00:19,283 --> 01:00:22,084 [soft somber music] 1037 01:00:23,721 --> 01:00:25,053 Hey, you. 1038 01:00:26,624 --> 01:00:28,223 I had fun today. 1039 01:00:29,994 --> 01:00:31,193 It felt good. 1040 01:00:31,629 --> 01:00:36,064 I don't know if it's the MDMA in my system, 1041 01:00:36,066 --> 01:00:39,901 but looking in your eyes 1042 01:00:39,903 --> 01:00:43,372 I will do anything for you. 1043 01:00:44,041 --> 01:00:46,875 I will always protect you. 1044 01:00:48,646 --> 01:00:51,947 I would destroy peoples for you. 1045 01:00:53,283 --> 01:00:56,685 [romantic piano music] 1046 01:01:19,710 --> 01:01:23,245 - Take it. Take it. - [Jeff] You like that? Huh? 1047 01:01:23,847 --> 01:01:25,347 If you didn't like it, then choke me. 1048 01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:27,683 - [moans] Wait, choke me back. - Take it! 1049 01:01:31,689 --> 01:01:33,822 [somber piano music] 1050 01:01:47,237 --> 01:01:52,140 - [foreboding music] - [eerie screaming] 1051 01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:54,443 Evelyn! 1052 01:01:58,816 --> 01:02:01,316 - [crows cawing] - [grass rustling] 1053 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:04,786 [loud boom] 1054 01:02:15,966 --> 01:02:18,500 [baby whining] 1055 01:02:21,972 --> 01:02:24,439 [loud boom] 1056 01:02:34,518 --> 01:02:37,119 [gasps] Oh fuck. 1057 01:02:38,789 --> 01:02:40,288 Jesus Christ, grandma. 1058 01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:42,157 When did you get so fucking nefarious? 1059 01:02:43,927 --> 01:02:45,160 ♪ What's the word ♪ 1060 01:02:45,162 --> 01:02:47,529 [gasps] There he is! 1061 01:02:47,531 --> 01:02:50,532 There's our sleepy Samuel Simmons Sir. [laughs] 1062 01:02:51,135 --> 01:02:52,868 I did not mean to sleep so late. 1063 01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:55,437 I know, but Lyndsey said you looked so cute 1064 01:02:55,439 --> 01:02:57,873 like a sleeping animal, like a sleeping puppy. 1065 01:02:57,875 --> 01:03:00,942 And she didn't wanna wake you up or something. You were like [yapping] like that. 1066 01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:03,411 - It was so cute. - Where is Lyndsey? 1067 01:03:03,413 --> 01:03:06,114 [chuckles] She and Jeff decided to kill their hangovers 1068 01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:09,951 - by snacking on some Adderall and going fishing. - Nice. 1069 01:03:10,254 --> 01:03:12,888 See, personally I don't really like murdering an animal's life. 1070 01:03:12,890 --> 01:03:14,923 So I decided to stay at home and see what happens 1071 01:03:14,925 --> 01:03:18,527 when I mix sewing and Adderall and Modafinil altogether. 1072 01:03:18,529 --> 01:03:22,164 I have made 50 animals! Fuck, that's a lot of animals! 1073 01:03:24,168 --> 01:03:28,503 - Ren, is this yours? - Nope. [laughs] 1074 01:03:28,505 --> 01:03:32,340 You know what happened? So, that little stick fell out from underneath bed couch 1075 01:03:32,342 --> 01:03:35,043 when me and Jeff were in bed together or sleeping together. 1076 01:03:35,045 --> 01:03:36,411 No, we were in bed together. 1077 01:03:38,215 --> 01:03:39,481 It's the weirdest thing, uhm-- 1078 01:03:39,483 --> 01:03:42,417 Do you remember my grandmother that I was telling you about? 1079 01:03:42,419 --> 01:03:45,220 - [Ren] Yup. - Yeah, during her last year, 1080 01:03:45,222 --> 01:03:47,823 she tried all these new age cures and... 1081 01:03:48,559 --> 01:03:50,525 They keep on popping up everywhere. 1082 01:03:50,527 --> 01:03:54,262 [gasps] I didn't tell you this story. 1083 01:03:54,264 --> 01:03:56,565 [foreboding music] 1084 01:03:58,068 --> 01:04:00,001 Okay, when I used to be a driver-- 1085 01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:01,036 - A commercial driver? - No. 1086 01:04:01,038 --> 01:04:04,506 Shh, quiet. I was like 17 1087 01:04:04,508 --> 01:04:09,344 and my aunt Kathleen Robins was on her deathbed. 1088 01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:13,381 I didn't have a father figure growing up, or a father 1089 01:04:13,383 --> 01:04:16,184 and she was the closest thing. 1090 01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:18,153 But then because her insurance 1091 01:04:18,155 --> 01:04:20,355 wouldn't approve her operation, 1092 01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:21,990 she was... 1093 01:04:22,593 --> 01:04:24,125 Just... 1094 01:04:24,127 --> 01:04:25,260 Gone, you know. 1095 01:04:25,262 --> 01:04:27,495 [heart monitor beeping] 1096 01:04:28,398 --> 01:04:31,867 I'd never felt so horrible in my life. 1097 01:04:32,936 --> 01:04:34,903 How could the world be so cruel? 1098 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:39,274 But then, it hit me. 1099 01:04:39,443 --> 01:04:41,509 [foreboding music] 1100 01:04:53,624 --> 01:04:58,093 Everything was going to be okay. 1101 01:05:05,903 --> 01:05:07,202 Her last name was Robins! 1102 01:05:07,671 --> 01:05:10,105 - There were robins? - The bird! 1103 01:05:10,507 --> 01:05:12,040 The bird was a robin? 1104 01:05:12,042 --> 01:05:14,476 I don't know birds, but yes! 1105 01:05:14,478 --> 01:05:17,212 I know it was a sign that even though she had passed, 1106 01:05:17,214 --> 01:05:19,981 she was in a better place and she wanted me to know, you know. 1107 01:05:21,551 --> 01:05:23,551 I don't know, I think mine might mean more. 1108 01:05:23,553 --> 01:05:24,653 Um, okay. 1109 01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:28,957 You might wanna wash that 1110 01:05:30,127 --> 01:05:33,695 and your hands and the table it's on. 1111 01:05:35,966 --> 01:05:38,033 Last night it was in one of our butts. 1112 01:05:38,936 --> 01:05:41,269 [soft guitar strumming] 1113 01:06:04,695 --> 01:06:08,029 Where are you, you [mumbles] motherfucker? 1114 01:06:15,505 --> 01:06:18,340 Holy shit, she caught a fish. 1115 01:06:18,342 --> 01:06:19,641 That's so sad. 1116 01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:21,142 Good for her! 1117 01:06:23,613 --> 01:06:25,013 She's really happy. 1118 01:06:29,052 --> 01:06:31,987 [punk music] 1119 01:06:31,989 --> 01:06:34,756 [bangs] People do not even begin to appreciate the effort 1120 01:06:34,758 --> 01:06:37,092 that it takes to sew in a perfectly-level moustache. 1121 01:06:37,094 --> 01:06:38,326 Nepotist spoiled trash! 1122 01:06:42,366 --> 01:06:45,000 Brewer's blackbird, bitch please. 1123 01:06:45,002 --> 01:06:47,769 [punk music] 1124 01:06:51,074 --> 01:06:54,509 ♪ And I wake up late at night just wanna do ♪ 1125 01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:59,447 ♪ Hangin' with a girl who's just like me ♪ 1126 01:07:00,584 --> 01:07:02,650 ♪ Just like me ♪ 1127 01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:05,387 ♪ Just like me ♪ 1128 01:07:05,389 --> 01:07:07,389 [Ren bangs] Fucking fiddlesticks! 1129 01:07:07,391 --> 01:07:10,225 How is it possible that I have an odd number of buttons? 1130 01:07:13,463 --> 01:07:14,996 Rosa must be stealing again, that cunt! 1131 01:07:14,997 --> 01:07:16,530 I mean cunt in like the feminist way because it means she's a Roman goddess, 1132 01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:21,336 but she was the goddess of war. And since the patriarchy's taken over every feminist word, 1133 01:07:21,338 --> 01:07:23,638 they've taken over the word cunt as if it's a bad thing. 1134 01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:25,340 But actually it means strength, 1135 01:07:25,342 --> 01:07:27,342 so Rosa's actually kind of a nice person. 1136 01:07:32,449 --> 01:07:35,150 - Hey, guys! - Marc! You're never gonna believe what happened. 1137 01:07:35,152 --> 01:07:36,518 - Lyndsey, she caught-- - I caught a fish! 1138 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:37,585 You spoiled it. 1139 01:07:37,587 --> 01:07:38,720 Hey, mister. 1140 01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:43,258 I really like [mumbles]. 1141 01:07:45,595 --> 01:07:49,764 - Are we still heading out today? - Out? Lyndsey has to prepare this wonderful dinner. 1142 01:07:49,766 --> 01:07:52,801 Tomorrow's Labor Day, which is ironic. It should be called non-Labor Day. That's fun. 1143 01:07:52,803 --> 01:07:54,335 - Lyndsey. - I thought we were here 1144 01:07:54,337 --> 01:07:56,137 - to spread my grandma's ashes. - Lyndsey. 1145 01:07:56,139 --> 01:07:57,839 Lyndsey, have you ever fileted fish? 1146 01:07:57,841 --> 01:08:00,475 - No way. - Well, you're so good at other stuff, 1147 01:08:00,477 --> 01:08:03,311 I have no doubt you'll be fantastic at that too. 1148 01:08:03,313 --> 01:08:05,180 - [Lyndsey giggling] - [Jeff laughing sarcastically] 1149 01:08:10,854 --> 01:08:12,620 [Ren] So do you think if I start smoking now, 1150 01:08:12,622 --> 01:08:13,822 I'll be able to balance other stimulants 1151 01:08:13,824 --> 01:08:16,291 and get sleep in the next 78 hours? 1152 01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:17,826 Only one way to find out. 1153 01:08:19,563 --> 01:08:21,396 Counter clockwise. 1154 01:08:21,398 --> 01:08:23,364 - Does it matter? - Yeah, here you go. 1155 01:08:23,366 --> 01:08:27,669 If you go counter clockwise, oval once, okay. 1156 01:08:27,671 --> 01:08:29,437 Otherwise your dish won't be as beloved 1157 01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,606 - as if it were poo-poo flavored. - Got it. 1158 01:08:32,142 --> 01:08:35,610 I win. [coughs] And I never win at this. 1159 01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:38,146 - You're not very good at this. - Sorry. 1160 01:08:38,148 --> 01:08:41,349 I had four in the row in the bottom... row. 1161 01:08:42,419 --> 01:08:43,551 [pot clanking] 1162 01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:45,253 Shoot. 1163 01:08:46,756 --> 01:08:50,425 Ren, did you pack the olive oil from Ricardo's? 1164 01:08:50,427 --> 01:08:52,760 I know I did. I think I did. 1165 01:08:52,762 --> 01:08:54,829 - It's in the bags. - Maybe there's a substitute. 1166 01:08:54,831 --> 01:08:57,265 [Ren] Did I mess up? That's your favorite oil. 1167 01:08:58,702 --> 01:09:02,337 This is not happening. [sighs] 1168 01:09:02,839 --> 01:09:06,141 Okay, well, this can't be prepared without oil. 1169 01:09:06,143 --> 01:09:08,243 And if I leave this stuff, it's gonna fry. 1170 01:09:09,446 --> 01:09:12,514 Marc, could you run into town and pick some up? 1171 01:09:12,516 --> 01:09:13,915 It would mean the world. 1172 01:09:16,153 --> 01:09:18,820 I'm a little drunk and high. 1173 01:09:18,822 --> 01:09:20,622 Normally I'm all for being about the influence, 1174 01:09:20,624 --> 01:09:24,592 but it's a private road and you're totally a boss, okay. 1175 01:09:24,594 --> 01:09:25,927 I can't send Ren, she doesn't drive. 1176 01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:28,363 Killed a squirrel in 2011. 1177 01:09:28,365 --> 01:09:29,664 Never again. 1178 01:09:30,767 --> 01:09:31,900 Marc? 1179 01:09:31,902 --> 01:09:36,437 I don't really know the directions to the market. 1180 01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:40,208 - Ren knows, so you guys can be a pick-up team. - Oh my god when we and Jeff 1181 01:09:40,210 --> 01:09:42,944 go to the market, we pretend we're in the Italian Job. It's so much fun. 1182 01:09:42,946 --> 01:09:46,848 We're in the forest You could pretend you're on an indoor speeder bike. 1183 01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:49,317 [soft rock music] 1184 01:09:59,262 --> 01:10:00,395 I'll go get my keys. 1185 01:10:04,501 --> 01:10:07,835 - [Jeff] Thanks so much, buddy. - Marc's the best. 1186 01:10:08,605 --> 01:10:12,840 - [Jeff] Hey, now that is looking good. See? - [Lyndsey] Mm-hmm. 1187 01:10:12,842 --> 01:10:15,510 - Counter clockwise. - It does make a difference. 1188 01:10:15,512 --> 01:10:18,246 [Jeff] Gingerly with vigor, that's how I do it. 1189 01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:20,648 Now don't show me up over there. 1190 01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:23,351 - [chuckles] I'll try. - I don't want you to make me look bad. 1191 01:10:26,623 --> 01:10:27,989 [snaps] Let's get out of Dodge. 1192 01:10:31,828 --> 01:10:33,962 Just need one or two hits. 1193 01:10:36,399 --> 01:10:39,434 Okay so Ricardo's Olive Oil is Jeff's favorite olive oil 1194 01:10:39,436 --> 01:10:42,437 because Rick the founder was the first person 1195 01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:46,507 to try pressing olives after the pimento was put in. 1196 01:10:46,509 --> 01:10:49,444 I mean I just wish I could follow my dreams like that. 1197 01:10:49,846 --> 01:10:55,016 I mean sometimes I just don't know how real artists do that, you know 1198 01:10:55,018 --> 01:10:59,587 like Ricardo started going by Ricardo after he started making the oil. 1199 01:11:00,657 --> 01:11:05,493 [Ren] Isn't That crazy? Because he defied his high school guidance counsellor, 1200 01:11:05,495 --> 01:11:08,863 he's now the top-rated olive oil maker in the world. 1201 01:11:08,865 --> 01:11:11,699 Doesn't that make you just explode? 1202 01:11:12,535 --> 01:11:15,270 [Marc] Yeah, Uh-- I forgot my wallet. 1203 01:11:16,039 --> 01:11:18,506 Oh good, could've used one or two hits. 1204 01:11:18,808 --> 01:11:21,609 Two hitsssss... 1205 01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:24,746 Two hitsss... 1206 01:11:24,748 --> 01:11:26,414 Do you think there are snakes here? 1207 01:11:27,651 --> 01:11:30,818 Do you ever think about how when snakes with that [hisses], 1208 01:11:30,820 --> 01:11:34,789 they're probably like actually singing? 1209 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:37,625 [guitar strumming] 1210 01:11:39,562 --> 01:11:42,063 Marc, you're driving slow. 1211 01:11:43,333 --> 01:11:47,468 Oh, [moans] cool. 1212 01:11:47,904 --> 01:11:50,538 What are you-- Forget it. 1213 01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:52,774 It's a yin yang, it's all about balance. 1214 01:11:52,776 --> 01:11:55,043 Like I try to have a balance in my life, 1215 01:11:55,045 --> 01:11:58,313 like I'm trying to do with amphetamines and weed right now. 1216 01:11:59,683 --> 01:12:01,416 - I'll go. - No, stay. 1217 01:12:03,553 --> 01:12:05,586 - It would just be easy-- - Stay. 1218 01:12:05,588 --> 01:12:07,088 [high pitch tone] 1219 01:12:19,769 --> 01:12:21,402 [door squeaks] 1220 01:12:23,873 --> 01:12:25,673 [tense music] 1221 01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:33,614 - Oh, hey. - Hey, forgot my wallet. 1222 01:12:33,616 --> 01:12:36,484 - [Lyndsey] Haven't seen it. - That's a world record. 1223 01:12:36,486 --> 01:12:40,555 - Yeah, just forgot my wallet. - Haven't seen it. 1224 01:12:41,825 --> 01:12:43,524 I'd let that simmer just a bit longer. 1225 01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:45,493 Looks good. 1226 01:12:45,495 --> 01:12:46,994 [Ren whistling] 1227 01:12:53,403 --> 01:12:54,402 How'd it go? 1228 01:12:55,839 --> 01:12:57,605 "It go?" 1229 01:12:57,607 --> 01:12:59,407 Do you even hear yourself sometimes? 1230 01:12:59,409 --> 01:13:06,514 Well, I kind of have to 'cause our mouths are close to our ears, like yours is-- 1231 01:13:07,684 --> 01:13:09,150 Is yours closer than this? 1232 01:13:15,525 --> 01:13:17,792 What the fuck is this hick ass shit? 1233 01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:24,866 Nice shirt, man. I like those buttons. It's gonna be 3.59. 1234 01:13:28,405 --> 01:13:29,804 Hey, what's your skank doing? 1235 01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:33,508 Say, what the fuck are you doing? 1236 01:13:34,944 --> 01:13:36,043 What the fuck is this? 1237 01:13:39,048 --> 01:13:41,649 I don't know, she doesn't know what she's doing. Okay, I'll buy it. 1238 01:13:41,651 --> 01:13:44,619 - Doesn't know what she's doing? - Look, I said I'll buy it, okay. 1239 01:13:44,621 --> 01:13:46,888 Doesn't know what she's doing. What kinda dumb spunk hole 1240 01:13:46,890 --> 01:13:49,023 doesn't know fucking up somebody else's property? 1241 01:13:49,025 --> 01:13:53,461 Listen, man, listen. Okay, I get it. We're on the same page. 1242 01:13:53,463 --> 01:13:56,464 And I get it, you wanna solve problems by being all angry 1243 01:13:56,466 --> 01:13:58,933 and being what this hick town thinks what a man is, 1244 01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:02,003 but you never call a woman a spunk hole, you understand me? 1245 01:14:06,476 --> 01:14:07,809 What type of faggot we got here? 1246 01:14:10,647 --> 01:14:13,548 The kind that didn't move when you stepped closer to him. 1247 01:14:16,519 --> 01:14:17,718 [fist bashing] 1248 01:14:20,757 --> 01:14:23,791 I cannot believe that guy used the word faggot 1249 01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:26,227 and he used violence? 1250 01:14:26,596 --> 01:14:28,863 It's 2015, people. Wake up. 1251 01:14:28,865 --> 01:14:32,066 - Ren-- - It's not my fault that guy didn't understand my googles. 1252 01:14:32,068 --> 01:14:34,602 I'm sorry we live in this sad, unfair world 1253 01:14:34,604 --> 01:14:37,538 and all I wanna do is spread a little bit of joy when people least expect it. 1254 01:14:37,540 --> 01:14:40,675 Well, your little bit of joy has blood coming out of my nose. 1255 01:14:40,677 --> 01:14:45,947 You know what I noticed? There wasn't a single organic or vegan thing in that place. 1256 01:14:45,949 --> 01:14:48,115 That guy was like Hitler II. 1257 01:14:48,117 --> 01:14:49,650 Do you realize that you eat 1258 01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:51,185 organic and vegan to stay healthy, 1259 01:14:51,187 --> 01:14:55,189 but you constantly drink alcohol which is a known poison? 1260 01:14:56,226 --> 01:14:58,693 Okay, alcohol's not like a poison-poison. 1261 01:14:58,695 --> 01:15:00,661 Molly, amphetamines. 1262 01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:03,164 You're constantly putting shit in your body. 1263 01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:04,098 It's poison. 1264 01:15:05,668 --> 01:15:06,100 Sorry? 1265 01:15:10,206 --> 01:15:11,672 You're dumb. 1266 01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:15,943 - What? - I said, you're dumb. 1267 01:15:15,945 --> 01:15:17,912 I mean, Ren is a dumb name. 1268 01:15:19,582 --> 01:15:21,616 The only reason guys like your googles 1269 01:15:21,618 --> 01:15:23,251 is because they think you're easy. 1270 01:15:26,656 --> 01:15:28,556 The only reason Jeff likes your googles 1271 01:15:28,558 --> 01:15:30,024 is because you're fucking him. 1272 01:15:37,667 --> 01:15:38,699 Pull over. 1273 01:15:41,971 --> 01:15:43,871 I said, pull over. 1274 01:15:45,074 --> 01:15:46,140 I said, pull over! 1275 01:15:50,146 --> 01:15:51,312 [sighs] 1276 01:15:55,251 --> 01:15:58,619 Hey, hey, look at me. 1277 01:16:00,089 --> 01:16:02,790 Hey, I'm sorry. 1278 01:16:02,792 --> 01:16:04,859 I'm an asshole. Okay? 1279 01:16:06,930 --> 01:16:09,297 I like your Regal Beasts, I think they're cool. 1280 01:16:12,635 --> 01:16:13,834 That was your apology? 1281 01:16:17,874 --> 01:16:21,108 You lack any kind of empathy. 1282 01:16:21,110 --> 01:16:23,177 All you're looking out for is yourself 1283 01:16:23,179 --> 01:16:25,246 and how you imagine the world to be. 1284 01:16:25,248 --> 01:16:26,581 This is how I apologize. 1285 01:16:26,583 --> 01:16:28,649 This is my apology voice, okay. 1286 01:16:28,651 --> 01:16:31,285 - I'm sorry! - It feels like you're still yelling at me 1287 01:16:31,287 --> 01:16:34,121 - while you're apologizing. - Cause I'm in a bad mood! 1288 01:16:34,123 --> 01:16:35,356 I'm sorry. 1289 01:16:38,161 --> 01:16:40,928 You don't even know me. You know. 1290 01:16:42,298 --> 01:16:47,134 You judge people so hard, it's exhausting. 1291 01:16:47,971 --> 01:16:50,037 No wonder Lyndsey doesn't wanna be with you, you know. 1292 01:16:57,180 --> 01:17:02,683 Well, I think now you owe me an apology. 1293 01:17:02,685 --> 01:17:03,884 You're a dick. 1294 01:17:04,988 --> 01:17:06,153 Here they are. 1295 01:17:06,155 --> 01:17:08,089 Just in time to save the day. 1296 01:17:12,996 --> 01:17:16,664 Quality olive oil. [mumbles] 1297 01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:19,133 [tribal drumming] 1298 01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:21,035 [Jeff] Ren? 1299 01:17:21,037 --> 01:17:23,170 [tribal drumming] 1300 01:17:35,385 --> 01:17:36,384 Fuck. 1301 01:17:36,386 --> 01:17:39,120 [tribal drumming] 1302 01:18:04,414 --> 01:18:05,680 [blood trickling] 1303 01:18:14,857 --> 01:18:16,924 Hey, is there an ice pack in the fridge? 1304 01:18:18,394 --> 01:18:20,094 [sighs] 1305 01:18:28,071 --> 01:18:30,004 You think Regal Beasts are stupid too? 1306 01:18:30,006 --> 01:18:30,938 No. 1307 01:18:34,377 --> 01:18:38,312 Marc, can we step outside for a second? 1308 01:18:41,784 --> 01:18:43,084 [door slamming] 1309 01:18:47,256 --> 01:18:50,191 Okay, uhm, I just wanna say I'm sorry 'cause-- 1310 01:18:50,193 --> 01:18:52,226 [Jeff mumbling] 1311 01:18:52,228 --> 01:18:53,861 No, I'm sorry, Marc. 1312 01:18:53,863 --> 01:18:57,198 I'm sorry, but you are an asshole! 1313 01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:59,200 Yes, OK, yes, I am an asshole. 1314 01:18:59,202 --> 01:19:03,137 Who the frick are you to crush another person's dreams, huh? 1315 01:19:03,139 --> 01:19:04,805 Okay, I said I'm so-- 1316 01:19:07,877 --> 01:19:09,276 - Lyndsey. - You're lucky they're watching, 1317 01:19:09,278 --> 01:19:11,345 otherwise I'd beat you to a bloody pulp! 1318 01:19:11,347 --> 01:19:13,748 Uh-- Do-- Yeah? Did she tell you about my nose 1319 01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:15,483 - in the convenience store? - No! 1320 01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:19,220 Lyndsey, we should go, okay. 1321 01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:28,129 No, Marc, she's gonna stay and enjoy the meal 1322 01:19:28,131 --> 01:19:30,030 she worked so hard to prepare! 1323 01:19:30,032 --> 01:19:32,133 - Lyndsey. - Until then, 1324 01:19:32,135 --> 01:19:33,434 take a hike, mister! 1325 01:19:34,270 --> 01:19:36,437 [soft foreboding music] 1326 01:19:42,044 --> 01:19:43,844 Lyndsey deserves better than you, Marc. 1327 01:19:43,846 --> 01:19:47,915 You can't poo-poo everyone else's happiness just because you hate yourself 1328 01:19:47,917 --> 01:19:51,318 for being a pathetic 27 year old potbellied writer! 1329 01:20:22,485 --> 01:20:24,051 [Marc] Looking into Lyndsey's eyes, 1330 01:20:24,554 --> 01:20:27,221 I always think of the probabilities 1331 01:20:27,223 --> 01:20:29,256 of everything that brought us together. 1332 01:20:29,258 --> 01:20:36,864 The probability of being born, the probability of being born in same era of geography, 1333 01:20:36,866 --> 01:20:39,867 of vicinity, of fucking health 1334 01:20:39,869 --> 01:20:42,036 packs around by the absence of disaster 1335 01:20:42,038 --> 01:20:44,004 in the simple luck of gravity. 1336 01:20:44,006 --> 01:20:47,174 In the crime of all those equations fused. 1337 01:20:49,612 --> 01:20:51,545 You came along to me. 1338 01:20:52,949 --> 01:20:56,550 My blood sings with those impossibilities 1339 01:20:56,552 --> 01:21:03,624 and in all that math, I fucked it, multiplied it by zero. 1340 01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:09,563 Can't you see your grudge is nothing compared to being nothing forever. 1341 01:21:09,565 --> 01:21:11,432 Now you only see me with hate. 1342 01:21:12,501 --> 01:21:16,470 That hate and pity is worth sharing 1343 01:21:16,472 --> 01:21:18,505 those last remainders before-- 1344 01:21:20,910 --> 01:21:22,209 before for forever. 1345 01:21:25,348 --> 01:21:27,014 [river trickling] 1346 01:21:28,618 --> 01:21:32,019 I really should've shit when we got back. 1347 01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:43,931 Wait, no. 1348 01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:47,601 Hemingway? 1349 01:21:48,671 --> 01:21:49,904 Hemingway. 1350 01:21:52,174 --> 01:21:54,308 Where did you go, you piece of shit? 1351 01:21:59,916 --> 01:22:02,950 [soft somber music] 1352 01:22:21,203 --> 01:22:22,303 [Jeff] It's really good. 1353 01:22:23,639 --> 01:22:26,006 Everything came out really well, Lyndsey. 1354 01:22:26,709 --> 01:22:27,975 You should be proud. 1355 01:22:31,414 --> 01:22:34,348 Uhm, there is an obvious unease in the air 1356 01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:37,518 that's effecting tonight and I should blame myself. 1357 01:22:38,721 --> 01:22:40,254 I was too harsh on him. 1358 01:22:40,256 --> 01:22:41,622 I shouldn't have said anything. 1359 01:22:42,325 --> 01:22:43,590 'Course you should. 1360 01:22:43,592 --> 01:22:46,560 I got heated and, you know 1361 01:22:46,562 --> 01:22:49,596 I'm gonna fix up a plate, and go out and see if I can find him. 1362 01:22:50,399 --> 01:22:54,702 Oh, Marc we were just talking about you. 1363 01:22:54,704 --> 01:22:56,971 I was saying that I owe you an apology. 1364 01:22:56,973 --> 01:23:01,976 I just was out of line and it's just out of character for me. 1365 01:23:01,978 --> 01:23:03,277 [clanking] 1366 01:23:05,081 --> 01:23:10,417 [Marc] Jeff, can you explain to me why that bottle of olive oil 1367 01:23:10,419 --> 01:23:12,219 made by the best presser in the world 1368 01:23:12,221 --> 01:23:14,421 that defied his high school guidance counsellor 1369 01:23:14,423 --> 01:23:17,291 was in the middle of the fucking woods? 1370 01:23:19,662 --> 01:23:24,031 - I-- Marc, I-- - What's going on? 1371 01:23:24,033 --> 01:23:27,601 - I don't know. - Ooh, I think you do. 1372 01:23:27,603 --> 01:23:31,305 I think you were distracting us while you were filling Lyndsey 1373 01:23:31,307 --> 01:23:33,007 - with your body weight in sperm. - Marc! 1374 01:23:33,376 --> 01:23:34,408 - [marc] That's his words. - What? 1375 01:23:34,610 --> 01:23:36,677 - What? - Out of context. 1376 01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:39,380 Body weight in sperm can be put into context? 1377 01:23:39,382 --> 01:23:41,749 I saw you guys at the dock! 1378 01:23:42,485 --> 01:23:43,517 - Fishing? - Fishing. 1379 01:23:43,519 --> 01:23:45,119 Fishing in her mouth! 1380 01:23:45,121 --> 01:23:46,720 Marc! 1381 01:23:46,722 --> 01:23:50,424 Okay, Marc, where did you find this bottle of olive oil? 1382 01:23:50,426 --> 01:23:53,394 I found it at the bottom of a cliff in a bush. 1383 01:23:53,396 --> 01:23:54,628 Nature's camouflage. 1384 01:23:54,630 --> 01:23:55,763 [Ren gasps] No! 1385 01:23:56,732 --> 01:23:59,166 Yeah, because if you noticed 1386 01:23:59,168 --> 01:24:01,301 the cliff is adjacent to where we parked the car. 1387 01:24:01,303 --> 01:24:03,370 [banging] I found this in the bottom of a cliff 1388 01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:05,639 in a fucking bush, you asshole! 1389 01:24:05,641 --> 01:24:07,641 Don't fucking lie to me! 1390 01:24:07,643 --> 01:24:10,711 I have absolutely no idea how that got there. 1391 01:24:10,713 --> 01:24:14,615 Listen, the parking area has a slope to it. 1392 01:24:14,617 --> 01:24:16,350 There's a grade that leads to a hill 1393 01:24:16,352 --> 01:24:19,053 and that hill leads down to the cliff. 1394 01:24:19,055 --> 01:24:20,554 Oh, logic here. 1395 01:24:20,556 --> 01:24:23,223 Okay, so say when we were bringing our things in, 1396 01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:27,628 it was dark out. This bottle drops out and goes rolling off without noticing, 1397 01:24:27,630 --> 01:24:31,265 so, it's that simple. 1398 01:24:31,267 --> 01:24:32,699 No, fuck no! 1399 01:24:32,701 --> 01:24:34,568 Fuck, no! 1400 01:24:34,570 --> 01:24:37,838 You were fucking Lyndsey! 1401 01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:39,807 Your grandmother actually warned me about that. 1402 01:24:39,809 --> 01:24:42,242 She said, "Be careful about unpacking things 1403 01:24:42,244 --> 01:24:44,778 near the hill that go to the cliff." 1404 01:24:44,780 --> 01:24:46,513 Fuck [mumbles]. 1405 01:24:46,515 --> 01:24:48,549 You were fucking Lyndsey. 1406 01:24:50,619 --> 01:24:52,820 Marc, I would never. 1407 01:24:55,591 --> 01:24:58,392 [punk music] 1408 01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:04,131 [birds chirping] 1409 01:25:04,533 --> 01:25:06,700 Huh, now would ya look at that. 1410 01:25:07,336 --> 01:25:09,870 Yeah, that's a Brewer's blackbird. 1411 01:25:11,307 --> 01:25:13,440 I'm offended that you would-- 1412 01:25:13,442 --> 01:25:15,375 I'm sorry, but that's inappropriate. 1413 01:25:18,214 --> 01:25:19,713 I'm a terrible human being. 1414 01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:24,685 I want to die. 1415 01:25:26,122 --> 01:25:27,654 No, don't. 1416 01:25:30,793 --> 01:25:33,160 Don't, okay? 1417 01:25:35,331 --> 01:25:38,732 I love you so fucking much. 1418 01:25:38,734 --> 01:25:40,701 That's why I brought you here, to win you back 1419 01:25:40,703 --> 01:25:44,605 because I can't imagine my life without you. 1420 01:25:48,511 --> 01:25:49,743 I fucked up. 1421 01:25:54,316 --> 01:25:55,883 I don't deserve you. 1422 01:25:57,353 --> 01:26:00,621 I am a terrible person. 1423 01:26:00,623 --> 01:26:03,223 You're not a terrible person. 1424 01:26:05,561 --> 01:26:06,593 I... 1425 01:26:11,433 --> 01:26:12,866 I had sex with Jeff. 1426 01:26:14,336 --> 01:26:16,336 - What? - What? 1427 01:26:17,706 --> 01:26:21,275 I saw the recipe on the counter and I threw the bottle over the cliff. 1428 01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:25,312 What the fuck, why? 1429 01:26:25,814 --> 01:26:26,847 Why? 1430 01:26:27,750 --> 01:26:28,815 Fucking why? 1431 01:26:29,919 --> 01:26:32,252 Because I wanted to. 1432 01:26:32,254 --> 01:26:35,589 Because he treats me nicely and he asks me questions. 1433 01:26:35,591 --> 01:26:37,824 And-- and they're in an open relationship 1434 01:26:37,826 --> 01:26:42,863 and especially because he loves my wide vagina. 1435 01:26:43,532 --> 01:26:46,800 So you found your bottle, who gives a shit? 1436 01:26:47,703 --> 01:26:49,736 We're not together. 1437 01:26:49,738 --> 01:26:51,905 You even walked in on us while we were fucking 1438 01:26:51,907 --> 01:26:54,808 and you were too self-absorbed to notice. 1439 01:26:56,545 --> 01:26:59,413 [foreboding music] 1440 01:27:04,353 --> 01:27:06,954 [Marc] Hey, forgot my wallet. 1441 01:27:06,956 --> 01:27:07,921 Haven't seen it. 1442 01:27:11,260 --> 01:27:12,326 That was a world record. 1443 01:27:12,828 --> 01:27:14,228 [Jeff] Forgot my wallet. 1444 01:27:14,230 --> 01:27:15,462 Oh, haven't seen it. 1445 01:27:16,665 --> 01:27:18,765 I'd let that simmer just a big longer. 1446 01:27:18,767 --> 01:27:20,601 [clears throat] Open relationship? 1447 01:27:22,338 --> 01:27:24,738 I may have mentioned that you once 1448 01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:26,473 suggested an open relationship. 1449 01:27:26,475 --> 01:27:28,542 [Ren] You're the one who said no to it. 1450 01:27:28,544 --> 01:27:30,744 Aren't you always saying that relationships 1451 01:27:30,746 --> 01:27:33,680 - are primitive institutions? - No, no I do not! 1452 01:27:33,682 --> 01:27:35,582 I said, "The idea of a nuclear family 1453 01:27:35,584 --> 01:27:36,550 is primitive," you fuck! 1454 01:27:36,552 --> 01:27:37,884 Yeah, I read your shitty thesis. 1455 01:27:37,886 --> 01:27:39,820 Jesus Christ. 1456 01:27:40,322 --> 01:27:42,489 We had sex 12 hours ago. 1457 01:27:42,491 --> 01:27:44,925 [Ren] Oh, oh what is this double standard? 1458 01:27:44,927 --> 01:27:46,827 You're mad at Lyndsey, but you're not mad at Jeff 1459 01:27:46,829 --> 01:27:48,629 who did the exact same thing? 1460 01:27:48,631 --> 01:27:52,399 Because I haven't been fucking Jeff for five years, Ren! 1461 01:27:52,901 --> 01:27:54,735 [Ren] Well you're fucking lucky you didn't! 1462 01:27:55,671 --> 01:27:56,970 It's fucking terrible. 1463 01:28:01,410 --> 01:28:02,409 I am out. 1464 01:28:02,945 --> 01:28:05,279 I'm not even packing my bags. 1465 01:28:06,715 --> 01:28:08,282 Oh, you're out? 1466 01:28:08,617 --> 01:28:13,320 Okay, hey, guys guess how Marc's novel starts off? 1467 01:28:13,322 --> 01:28:17,424 There's seriously a scene where pigs are eating pearls! 1468 01:28:17,426 --> 01:28:20,060 [laughs sarcastically] How clever! 1469 01:28:20,062 --> 01:28:21,928 Pigs eating pearls! 1470 01:28:21,930 --> 01:28:24,531 - Pigs eating pearls? - Pearls before swine, Ren. 1471 01:28:24,533 --> 01:28:25,999 Jesus fucking Christ! 1472 01:28:26,001 --> 01:28:27,968 [foreboding drumming] 1473 01:28:48,691 --> 01:28:49,956 Fuck. 1474 01:28:54,096 --> 01:28:57,564 These are my grandma's ashes that I was supposed to spread! 1475 01:28:57,566 --> 01:29:00,667 Well shine up in the night sky, diva! 1476 01:29:00,669 --> 01:29:02,769 [urn crashing] 1477 01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:16,817 - Everybody, fuck you! - Fuck you! 1478 01:29:18,354 --> 01:29:22,489 You're your biggest problem, you know. You do this to yourself, you know. 1479 01:29:22,491 --> 01:29:24,524 This is your fucking fault! 1480 01:29:24,526 --> 01:29:27,494 You're not talented enough to be this shitty of a person! 1481 01:29:29,765 --> 01:29:31,131 Fine, go! 1482 01:29:31,633 --> 01:29:36,470 Good fucking riddance, you self-centered asshole! 1483 01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:40,040 [sobs] 1484 01:29:40,642 --> 01:29:42,843 - Jeff, are you-- - Not now. 1485 01:29:45,147 --> 01:29:46,713 Great. 1486 01:29:58,994 --> 01:30:00,060 You lied to me. 1487 01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:21,615 I'll drop you off at the Visalia Train Station in the morning. 1488 01:30:33,595 --> 01:30:36,696 Did you have a cat, a fun doggie? 1489 01:30:39,134 --> 01:30:40,133 We let it go. 1490 01:30:41,737 --> 01:30:42,669 I'm sorry? 1491 01:30:44,706 --> 01:30:46,540 When we got here, we let her go 1492 01:30:47,075 --> 01:30:48,975 so she could live free in the wild. 1493 01:30:50,646 --> 01:30:51,578 A house cat? 1494 01:30:53,449 --> 01:30:54,581 [scoffs] 1495 01:30:54,917 --> 01:30:56,450 That-- 1496 01:30:59,188 --> 01:31:00,554 That's terrible. 1497 01:31:08,831 --> 01:31:10,697 That's the most selfish thing I've ever heard. 1498 01:31:24,847 --> 01:31:26,813 [drumming] 1499 01:31:33,722 --> 01:31:36,590 [cell phone buzzing] 1500 01:31:48,103 --> 01:31:49,636 [cell phone buzzing] 1501 01:31:57,980 --> 01:31:59,813 [frogs croaking] 1502 01:32:09,525 --> 01:32:12,292 [car approaching] 1503 01:32:32,814 --> 01:32:35,982 [preacher] Jesus took the needle out of my arm. 1504 01:32:35,984 --> 01:32:37,984 [static buzzing] 1505 01:32:39,821 --> 01:32:43,657 [preacher] Can you imagine those police officers and Jesus took-- 1506 01:32:53,035 --> 01:32:54,034 [tires screeching] 1507 01:33:18,260 --> 01:33:20,193 [footsteps] 1508 01:33:42,084 --> 01:33:45,085 [soft foreboding music] 1509 01:34:25,093 --> 01:34:26,826 [intense tribal drumming] 1510 01:34:33,735 --> 01:34:35,835 I'm a horrible, fucked up person. 1511 01:34:36,271 --> 01:34:37,804 You aren't the fuck up. 1512 01:34:38,073 --> 01:34:39,939 - You find that today? - I love you. 1513 01:34:39,941 --> 01:34:40,974 I wouldn't want this. 1514 01:34:40,976 --> 01:34:42,308 Lyndsey, I love you. 1515 01:34:44,246 --> 01:34:45,812 You love us. 1516 01:34:47,382 --> 01:34:49,115 You don't love me. 1517 01:34:50,419 --> 01:34:52,419 I don't know if you really even know me. 1518 01:34:57,359 --> 01:35:00,427 Now we're just convenient. 1519 01:35:02,064 --> 01:35:04,964 The fear of emptiness of searching for something new 1520 01:35:08,737 --> 01:35:11,171 because I know I'll never find anyone like you. 1521 01:35:16,378 --> 01:35:18,044 [Marc] If they just hadn't come this weekend. 1522 01:35:20,215 --> 01:35:22,015 [ominous music] 1523 01:35:22,851 --> 01:35:24,050 [scoffs] 1524 01:35:25,053 --> 01:35:27,787 After all this, are you that fucking crazy? 1525 01:35:28,190 --> 01:35:30,356 Marc, you can't control people. 1526 01:35:31,993 --> 01:35:33,927 All you can do is be nice 1527 01:35:34,963 --> 01:35:38,231 and hope that people see something in you back. 1528 01:35:42,471 --> 01:35:43,837 I'm sorry. 1529 01:36:17,372 --> 01:36:19,005 [Hemingway vocalizing] 1530 01:36:20,075 --> 01:36:21,941 You're taking the cat! 1531 01:36:52,007 --> 01:36:53,940 [energetic electro music] 1532 01:37:11,593 --> 01:37:14,093 - Hey. - Hey, you. 1533 01:37:14,095 --> 01:37:15,829 [Sandra] No, I've never heard of that. 1534 01:37:15,831 --> 01:37:18,965 You've never read anything by Rushdie? 1535 01:37:20,135 --> 01:37:21,601 So you're here by yourself? 1536 01:37:22,470 --> 01:37:25,171 I... Yes. 1537 01:37:25,173 --> 01:37:27,240 Alright, so you've never heard the song Common People? 1538 01:37:27,242 --> 01:37:29,309 [woman] Wait, do you go to college here? 1539 01:37:36,351 --> 01:37:38,551 - [lamp rattling] - [Sandra moaning] 1540 01:37:45,126 --> 01:37:48,862 - I need your hand to do something to me. - Okay. 1541 01:37:48,864 --> 01:37:51,030 - Marc, I'll tell you what. - Okay. 1542 01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:56,069 - Marc, I really need you to do something to me. - Okay. 1543 01:37:56,071 --> 01:37:57,136 I can't tell you. 1544 01:37:58,340 --> 01:37:59,405 Just what? 1545 01:38:02,978 --> 01:38:04,444 Don't do it. 1546 01:38:04,446 --> 01:38:05,945 No, don't do it. 1547 01:38:06,615 --> 01:38:08,181 Don't stop. 1548 01:38:08,183 --> 01:38:10,316 Stop, don't. 1549 01:38:10,318 --> 01:38:11,317 Don't do it, don't do it. 1550 01:38:13,288 --> 01:38:15,288 Don't, don't, don't. 1551 01:38:15,290 --> 01:38:17,390 No. [moans] 1552 01:38:18,093 --> 01:38:20,627 Oh god! Ooh! 1553 01:38:21,496 --> 01:38:22,428 Ooh! 1554 01:38:23,632 --> 01:38:27,901 Ooh, yes. [pants] 1555 01:38:27,903 --> 01:38:29,102 Okay. 1556 01:38:29,104 --> 01:38:30,470 [moans] 1557 01:38:31,306 --> 01:38:32,472 [moans] 1558 01:38:33,575 --> 01:38:34,908 [chuckles] 1559 01:38:37,312 --> 01:38:38,544 Not tonight. 1560 01:38:43,018 --> 01:38:44,250 [sighs] 1561 01:38:44,252 --> 01:38:46,219 [eerie buzzing] 1562 01:38:53,461 --> 01:38:55,395 [scream] 1563 01:39:02,203 --> 01:39:05,371 [muted speech] 1564 01:39:08,376 --> 01:39:11,010 - [ominous piano music] - [geese squawking] 1565 01:39:20,322 --> 01:39:21,721 - Evelyn? - [car horn honking] 1566 01:39:23,458 --> 01:39:24,991 [tires screeching] 1567 01:39:26,227 --> 01:39:27,593 [unsettling sound] 1568 01:39:27,595 --> 01:39:32,432 - [baby whining] - [wind chimes chiming] 1569 01:39:38,606 --> 01:39:40,373 Grandma, what is this? 1570 01:39:41,142 --> 01:39:42,709 What does it mean? 1571 01:39:52,420 --> 01:39:55,121 - [unsettling sound] - [baby whining] 1572 01:39:58,093 --> 01:39:59,392 What the fuck? 1573 01:39:59,661 --> 01:40:02,328 [Marc breathing heavily] 1574 01:40:12,073 --> 01:40:13,406 [Sandra] Can you get me water? 1575 01:40:13,408 --> 01:40:15,108 [intense tribal drumming] 1576 01:40:31,493 --> 01:40:33,359 I will fucking find something! 1577 01:40:43,671 --> 01:40:45,238 Ow! [growls] 1578 01:40:45,240 --> 01:40:47,440 Oh, of fucking course! 1579 01:40:47,642 --> 01:40:49,308 [intense tribal drumming] 1580 01:40:54,816 --> 01:40:56,416 [breathing heavily] 1581 01:41:09,597 --> 01:41:12,832 - [sunroof whirring] - [wind chimes chiming] 1582 01:41:53,208 --> 01:41:56,409 [bottles jingles] 1583 01:41:56,411 --> 01:41:57,877 - Marc. - Hey. 1584 01:41:58,680 --> 01:42:02,348 Uhm, it's kinda dumb of me to surprise you like this, 1585 01:42:02,350 --> 01:42:06,319 but, uh, do you have time to just sit and talk? 1586 01:42:10,258 --> 01:42:12,859 Yeah 'course I can do that, 1587 01:42:15,130 --> 01:42:16,596 but you could've called, you know. 1588 01:42:17,332 --> 01:42:19,265 You know I have Dungeon Master on Mondays. 1589 01:42:19,267 --> 01:42:20,600 - I know. - [car door slams] 1590 01:42:21,870 --> 01:42:23,836 I need to be a better friend. 1591 01:42:23,838 --> 01:42:25,571 I need to let people be happy. 1592 01:42:25,573 --> 01:42:27,206 I need to let people go. 1593 01:42:27,208 --> 01:42:30,743 I need to stop being so controlling, I think. 1594 01:42:30,745 --> 01:42:34,614 I need to not let domestic animals free. 1595 01:42:34,616 --> 01:42:37,350 It's been a crazy couple of days, man. 1596 01:42:40,688 --> 01:42:42,421 - If you're busy-- - The Parliament of Shadows 1597 01:42:42,423 --> 01:42:44,357 will live if I push back an hour. 1598 01:42:48,296 --> 01:42:50,496 - Where do you wanna go? - Uhm. 1599 01:42:50,497 --> 01:42:52,697 I don't know, wherever-- Wherever we can get more beer maybe. 1600 01:42:54,769 --> 01:42:58,838 - [seagulls squawking] - [waves crashing] 1601 01:42:58,840 --> 01:43:00,573 This is from your grandmother. 1602 01:43:02,343 --> 01:43:04,844 I used to drive her to appointments all the time 1603 01:43:04,846 --> 01:43:06,812 and she must have stuck it in then. 1604 01:43:09,584 --> 01:43:12,952 I found hidden boxes and boxes of similar manifestos 1605 01:43:12,954 --> 01:43:14,554 while cleaning out her house. 1606 01:43:15,390 --> 01:43:18,457 There's probably a dozen left in the house somewhere. 1607 01:43:18,459 --> 01:43:21,594 "New World Order: Dicksucking ducks." 1608 01:43:21,596 --> 01:43:24,931 My family new she was eccentric and spiritual, 1609 01:43:24,933 --> 01:43:26,866 but she never let on that. 1610 01:43:27,635 --> 01:43:29,635 [friend] French press your cunt. 1611 01:43:32,674 --> 01:43:33,906 You know what's funny? 1612 01:43:36,578 --> 01:43:38,477 Something that... 1613 01:43:41,249 --> 01:43:44,250 fills one's life with so much meaning... 1614 01:43:45,253 --> 01:43:47,720 that it's their own special dogma 1615 01:43:48,690 --> 01:43:51,257 that they can see so vividly 1616 01:43:52,527 --> 01:43:55,561 doesn't exist to the next person. 1617 01:43:56,598 --> 01:43:59,332 It's trash to everyone else. 1618 01:44:01,569 --> 01:44:04,837 Like some dumb bird in a garage. 1619 01:44:06,274 --> 01:44:08,307 Where's the bird in the garage thing? 1620 01:44:12,914 --> 01:44:14,714 - [paper crumpling] - [soft soothing music] 1621 01:44:14,716 --> 01:44:17,750 So, those dreams. 1622 01:44:18,886 --> 01:44:19,919 What were they? 1623 01:44:21,923 --> 01:44:23,623 I've seen a lot in them. 1624 01:44:31,299 --> 01:44:32,865 They didn't mean a thing. 1625 01:44:36,771 --> 01:44:38,804 [crickets and birds chirping] 1626 01:44:57,292 --> 01:44:59,492 [vacuum humming] 1627 01:45:14,575 --> 01:45:16,842 [urn clanking] 1628 01:45:33,795 --> 01:45:36,729 [ashes whooshing] 1629 01:45:44,639 --> 01:45:47,039 [lively rock music] 1630 01:46:06,761 --> 01:46:09,795 [singer vocalizing] 1631 01:46:16,471 --> 01:46:20,806 ♪ We keep movin', movin' ♪ 1632 01:46:20,808 --> 01:46:23,442 ♪ Through cities Blue and white ♪ 1633 01:46:24,779 --> 01:46:26,779 ♪ We keep running, running ♪ 1634 01:46:28,816 --> 01:46:31,050 ♪ From that awful night ♪ 1635 01:46:32,854 --> 01:46:35,488 ♪ She looks at me And then the repeats ♪ 1636 01:46:37,091 --> 01:46:41,127 ♪ And the [indistinct] Will apply ♪ 1637 01:46:41,129 --> 01:46:45,131 ♪ Their home's at an angle ♪ 1638 01:46:45,133 --> 01:46:49,402 ♪ Risking their lives, yeah ♪ 1639 01:46:49,404 --> 01:46:51,170 ♪ And love ♪ 1640 01:46:52,707 --> 01:46:54,974 ♪ Is just an ending ♪ 1641 01:46:57,512 --> 01:46:59,044 ♪ Until you go ♪ 1642 01:46:59,046 --> 01:47:00,513 ♪ So let's go ♪ 1643 01:47:01,182 --> 01:47:03,682 ♪ And love ♪ 1644 01:47:04,886 --> 01:47:07,186 ♪ Is just an ending ♪ 1645 01:47:23,805 --> 01:47:25,438 [song continues]