0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 YoubetCash.vip Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 1 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:40,448 Still drinking? 2 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:48,020 Abbie, you still drinking? 3 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:57,726 Sixty seconds! 4 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:28,235 Thirty seconds! 5 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:49,125 Are you deaf? 6 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,829 Fuck! 7 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:01,790 Ten seconds. Hurry up. 8 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:09,493 Huh? 9 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:11,887 Time! 10 00:03:16,108 --> 00:03:17,197 Oh, well. 11 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:25,117 See if you don't quit this time. 12 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,555 It smells like a fucking fart bag over here. 13 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,170 All right. 14 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:39,306 Round six in three, two, one... 15 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:43,179 Three minutes. 16 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:00,022 Hold still. 17 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,678 I said hold still. I'm trying to get focus. 18 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,380 You spill one drop, I'm calling it. 19 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:15,864 Looks like it's dribbling down your chin. 20 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:19,781 I'll disqualify you. I will kick you out unless you can learn to drink like a fucking human. 21 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:21,870 I am a human. 22 00:04:22,653 --> 00:04:23,698 You sure? 23 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:27,702 Where'd you get these? 24 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:29,791 Dallas got 'em from Arin Bechdel. 25 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:33,273 Arin Bechdel got 'em from, I don't know, some sales guy at work. 26 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,709 And then I got 'em from Dallas, 27 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:36,928 so I gotta beat 'em all before I gotta give 'em back. 28 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:38,887 Aren't you afraid of Arin? 29 00:04:38,974 --> 00:04:40,845 No. Why would I be? 30 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:44,066 I think you're afraid of Arin. 31 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:47,156 Trying to beat these? 32 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:49,680 I'm just trying to flip the world. 33 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:51,987 I think you can only do it in San Francisco. 34 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:55,686 Just go up, down, and the quarter pipe four times, 35 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:58,820 slide rail halfway down the pipe, 36 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:03,128 jump over the right side, ollie out, land on the cage. 37 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:05,522 I only did it once by accident, 38 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:09,961 but... the whole level, it flips upside down. 39 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:12,834 The screen freezes and shakes for a little bit. 40 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:14,749 Now, they're gonna fix this before the game comes out next year, 41 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,751 but it is a good glitch. 42 00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:19,971 Trying to find the glitches? Yeah. 43 00:05:20,058 --> 00:05:22,539 Because you can't really beat this game. 44 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,066 It's the new fucking Shadowgate. That game's impossible. 45 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:29,938 It's gonna take you weeks. 46 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:32,288 I sa-- I saved Kal Torlin.Huh. 47 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:35,247 Escaped all three towers. What about this one? Huh? 48 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,293 Ah. I escaped the asylum. 49 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:39,077 Whoa. 50 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:40,427 Thirty seconds. 51 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:43,299 Huh. 52 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:48,522 "Pac-Man"? Says it's the arcade version. 53 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:50,828 Yeah, I don't really like the old games. 54 00:05:50,915 --> 00:05:53,614 You don't like the old games? They're hard. 55 00:05:59,489 --> 00:06:00,621 Ten seconds. 56 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:03,711 Come on. 57 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:08,106 Four. Three. Two. 58 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:10,631 One! Time! 59 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:12,502 Whew. 60 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:14,678 That was close. 61 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:16,550 You gonna blow? 62 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:17,986 You sure? 63 00:06:18,073 --> 00:06:19,683 I just have to pee. 64 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:22,425 Oh. There's a bathroom right over there. Go for it. 65 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:25,428 No. You'll disqualify me. Try it. 66 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:27,387 You're gonna make me start all over again. Try it! 67 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:47,624 Ohh! 68 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:57,591 Round seven in three, two, one-- 69 00:06:57,678 --> 00:06:59,549 Just one second. No, there's no breaks. 70 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:02,683 No, come on. There should be at least, like, a minute between glasses. 71 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:05,642 That's against the regulations. What, are you trying to quit? 72 00:07:05,729 --> 00:07:08,645 Well, can I have some ice then? That dilutes the lactose. 73 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:11,039 Three, two, one. 74 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:13,389 Drink up! 75 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:26,054 What are you doing? Are you packing? 76 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:30,754 Going to Uncle Ronnie and Ronnie's. 77 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:34,410 Working on the new compound. Everyone's gonna be there. 78 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:36,804 Who's "everyone"? Everyone. 79 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:37,979 Even Joao? 80 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,546 So? 81 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,896 Well, can I come? Sure. 82 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:44,420 Mom's gonna be there. To do your laundry? 83 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,295 What did you say? 84 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:51,471 Nothin'. 85 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:56,084 You know what? 86 00:07:58,303 --> 00:08:01,132 I think I'm just gonna take this whole box set over so everyone can watch it. 87 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:03,352 Don't. Yeah. 88 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:06,616 We'll let 'em see "The Quitter's Guide to Quitting." 89 00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:08,879 I didn't quit. Sure? Huh. 90 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:12,927 Let's start from the top. "Mr. Burger challenge." Only completed eight of the ten. 91 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:14,885 Yeah, I wasn't hungry anymore. Let's see here. 92 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:17,148 We got the catnip cigarette challenge. 93 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:20,500 I swallowed some. Oh, sure. You didn't quit. 94 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:23,328 And we got-- Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Full Volume Headphone Blast." 95 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:25,417 You only got through two of Hammett's solos. 96 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,594 I told you I didn't want songs longer than eight minutes. 97 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:32,686 You know what would have been the ultimate challenge? 98 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:34,905 You gettin' a fucking job. 99 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:36,994 Wait. You quit that one too. 100 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:38,779 That's right. 101 00:08:38,866 --> 00:08:42,173 Old Cortez throws a hot dog at you, and you go running home. 102 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:44,828 Could've paid the rent. Oh, you could've paid the rent? 103 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:48,876 Man, I know Mom pays for everything. 104 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:52,140 Where'd you hear that? 105 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:58,015 Where'd you hear this, huh? Was it your boyfriend Dallas? 106 00:08:58,102 --> 00:09:01,236 She gives the landlord a check every month. Says who? 107 00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:03,238 And she takes it out of Dad's savings account. 108 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:08,243 Dad's savings? He didn't have shit when he left. 109 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:11,812 Mom should have told you that when she fucking evicted you from the basement. 110 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,944 Hey, I left on my own. Oh, really? 111 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:16,077 When she found you down there writing love letters to him? 112 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:18,209 They weren't love letters. "Dear Daddy Sicko" -- 113 00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:20,211 He wasn't a sicko! You tell that to the court, motherfucker! 114 00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:23,693 It was a silly misunderstanding. That's all. 115 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:26,566 Dad was broke when he left. Nothing there, idiot. 116 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:28,829 Fuck! 117 00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:33,355 Oh, shit. Here we go. 118 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,925 What, did I hurt your feelings? Huh? 119 00:09:40,405 --> 00:09:41,581 What's wrong with you? 120 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:45,062 Huh? What happened to you? 121 00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:47,717 You got ten seconds, bitch. 122 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:52,113 Nine, eight, seven, six, five, 123 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,942 four, three, two-- 124 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,205 Time! 125 00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:00,208 Oh, that was fucking close. 126 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:04,038 Whew! Half a glass left, man. 127 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,693 That's a big deal. 128 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,043 You might actually complete a challenge. 129 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:17,094 Mom used to always race us to the bus stop. 130 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:20,532 She always let you win, and I always would come in last place. 131 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,231 Why did she do that to me? 132 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,886 What are you talking about? Dad used to always let me beat him. 133 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,671 What? 134 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,630 Y-You asked what happened to me. 135 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:40,465 I... I was just kidding. I was just kidding around. Geez. 136 00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,293 Come on. Let's go. Round eight. 137 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,165 Three, two, one. Here we go! No, w-w-wait. Are you gonna blow? 138 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:46,167 Hold on! Are you gonna blow? Stop it! 139 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:49,518 I'm getting a fucking bucket. This is not official. Time has not started yet. 140 00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:52,086 Wait right there. I'm gonna go in the basement, get a bucket and a fucking mop. 141 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,088 You move, I will fucking kick your ass. 142 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:00,529 No fucking cheating either. 143 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,581 Don't tell Janitor Jim I stole this. 144 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,844 Not that he understands a word anybody says anyway. 145 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,716 Did you put the key back? 146 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:05,637 You're in luck. Giving you a five-minute break. 147 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,728 Found you a little present. 148 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,555 Where'd you get that? 149 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:13,515 Apartment 417.You stole it? 150 00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:16,170 So? Bunch of fuckin' nerds. 151 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:19,564 Look. It's your little kid Pac-Man game. 152 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,697 And some fuckin' caveman. 153 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,264 No, that's Billy Mitchell.Hmm. 154 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:24,961 Says he's got a contest. 155 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,618 Can I see it? Hundred thousand dollars. 156 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,707 Come on. Let me see. You want it? Grab it. 157 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,101 Come on. Grab it. 158 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,104 I call challenge break. 159 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:38,540 I call disqualified! 160 00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:42,587 Hoo! 161 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:50,073 Says you gotta beat his record. What's his record? 162 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,858 Couldn't get past level 256. 163 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,123 This Mitchell sounds like you. 164 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:58,560 "If you want to attach your name to a record, 165 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,823 if you want your name written in history, 166 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:03,260 you have to pay a price." 167 00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:04,696 Fuckin' homo. 168 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,004 Can-- Can I please see it? 169 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:09,440 Beat 256. That's it. 170 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,792 What would you even do with $100,000? 171 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,012 I'd buy a jet. What? 172 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,145 Or a boat. Go to California. 173 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,888 You'd go from Michigan to California on a boat. 174 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,499 Yeah. 175 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,242 Look at this. Some Chinese kid with a bowl haircut 176 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,853 named Jeffrey Yee did it in 1982. 177 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,073 Reagan even sent him a letter. 178 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,597 Yee claims he videotaped it and then lost the tape. 179 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,425 Fuckin' lame. 180 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:40,254 You know, Dallas just got some bootleg Pac-Man tapes sent to him 181 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:41,733 from his Uncle Bodo in Nepal. 182 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,953 Maybe that's it. Oh, fuck that! 183 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,782 Dallas is such a liar, and you know it. 184 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:50,177 Well, he traded half his two-headed snake for it. What? 185 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:53,397 He traded half his two-headed snake for it.Mmm. 186 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,530 Break's over, Sweetchuck. Back to the challenge. 187 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,445 Where's that milk jug? 188 00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,099 No-- What-- No. 189 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,189 Y-You said just eight baby bottles. 190 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,104 That's not what I said. Besides, I want the jug in the shot. 191 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,540 We're making fucking art here. 192 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,585 You've gotta finish off that milk jug. Where is it? 193 00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:10,545 No, you said specifically it was just eight baby bottles. 194 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,677 That was the finish of the challenge. You gotta finish all the milk! 195 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,766 If you don't consume all of the milk-- 196 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,725 That's not what you said, Cam! You heard me. 197 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,379 No, you said--That is the rules. 198 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,033 Yeah, but-- "But" -- 199 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,558 Oh, look, there it is. Yes. 200 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:28,345 So you gotta finish all the milk in the jug, and I don't care how many bottles it takes you. 201 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,086 That's what I said. No, it isn't. You said-- 202 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,088 That's exactly what I said. No, it isn't. 203 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:35,135 You said as soon as eight of 'em are done, then that was it. 204 00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:36,963 That's not what I said. And you can't even refill it. 205 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,878 That's not the rules. The top-- 206 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:42,359 The challenge stated if you don't consume all the milk that was in the jug, 207 00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:43,839 then you lose. 208 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,710 You cannot just fill it when the top is on already! 209 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:48,322 Fuck it. I'm gonna tell you one thing one time. 210 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,280 This is not right, Cam. You have quit everything in your life. 211 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,326 And you're finally getting close to finishing a challenge. 212 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:55,677 I just topped it off. Now, we got round eight. 213 00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:59,594 It's going to start in three, two, one... 214 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:01,813 Three minutes. 215 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,601 Come on. 216 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,734 We're all rootin' for ya. 217 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:12,172 You got this. 218 00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,003 You quit? 219 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,613 You can do it. 220 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,357 There you go. 221 00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:26,012 Just put it to your lips. 222 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,492 Suck it down. You're almost there. 223 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:34,716 Got it. 224 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:36,718 That's good. 225 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,074 Wh-Whoa. 226 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,337 It's pretty rotten. You should smell it. 227 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:50,210 No way. I smelled it already. It's definitely rotten. That makes it better. 228 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:55,302 This is-- This is above room temperature. 229 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:58,870 That's good. That makes it more... tasty. It's full-bodied. 230 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,745 No. No. No way. 231 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,489 Time's ticking. 232 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,534 You just gonna quit again? 233 00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,884 I'll be okay. 234 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,235 You have no survival skills. You know that? None. 235 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,063 You barely survive on this couch. 236 00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:21,676 You still don't believe it? Huh? 237 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:25,288 So this very specific numerical algorithm which controls the date and time, 238 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,464 which in turn controls the motherboard of the computers, 239 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:30,293 won't be entirely fucked when everything flips to zeroes? 240 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,817 You own one thing. It's not even gonna work six months from now. 241 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,864 There ain't no Nintendo in the Y2K. 242 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,912 Don't fuckin' quit. All right? 243 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,916 You are this close to finishing 244 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:49,008 the first fucking challenge you have ever fucking completed. 245 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,401 Are you really gonna fucking give up? 246 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,968 I'm fucking serious, man. 247 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,276 You got 60 seconds. 248 00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,625 You got this. 249 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,022 Just suck that thing down. 250 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,112 Put it in your mouth. 251 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,506 Come on. 252 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,511 Fuck, man. 253 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:19,342 Thirty seconds. 254 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,001 Abbie, you can do this. 255 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:31,006 Twenty, 19, 18, 256 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:34,401 17, 16, 15, 14-- 257 00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:37,317 Fuck! Get the bucket! Get the bucket! 258 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,018 Fuck! 259 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,677 I knew I should have borrowed Jim's fuckin' tarp. 260 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,508 Where's my fucking keys? 261 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,859 Do we have any Popsicles? 262 00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:00,557 Get up and get it yourself. This challenge is over. 263 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,213 I'm too sticky to get up now. 264 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,172 We have any blue ones left? 265 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,176 On the floor, Mongo. 266 00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,354 Hit the streets, homeless. 267 00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,790 Oh, but y--But-- 268 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,360 Fuck! 269 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,107 One more challenge. 270 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:32,459 One more final, ultimate challenge. 271 00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,810 You're not gonna just quit? I won't. 272 00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,507 You will. 273 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,466 I quit quitting. What? 274 00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,120 I quit quitting. 275 00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:47,778 Fine. 276 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:55,786 One last ultimate challenge. 277 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,093 Regulations still in effect. You don't get off this fucking couch. 278 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,268 Name it. 279 00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:10,018 What are you doing? 280 00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:12,368 Come on. 281 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:14,414 Cam. 282 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,775 Fuckin' gross, man! 283 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,082 Level 256. 284 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,171 What? 285 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,391 You get past level 256. 286 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:38,177 You beat that fucking record, you fucking collect that money, 287 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,830 you show up that caveman, 288 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,268 and then you go live with Daddy Dearest forever. 289 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,966 Rules apply. No getting off this couch. 290 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,446 Stretch breaks? Nope. 291 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,319 Can I lay down? No! 292 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:53,409 You do not leave this couch until the challenge is completed. 293 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,286 Challenge accepted. 294 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,550 Are you sure? 295 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,816 Challenge accepted. 296 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,340 Okay. 297 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,999 Well, how long do I have? 298 00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:20,219 Till I get back. 299 00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,395 You coming back tonight? Nope. 300 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,310 Tomorrow? Who knows? 301 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,660 Can I come with? 302 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,357 Are you quitting already? 303 00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:29,793 No. 304 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,320 I'm gonna take pity on you. 305 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,496 I'm gonna give you until New Year's Eve. That's right, son. 306 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,280 You have until the Y2K. 307 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,543 What? Mm-hmm. 308 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,719 You're gonna stay on that couch and you're gonna protect it. 309 00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,635 Fuckin' relax! 310 00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,333 Probably be done before tonight. 311 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:49,770 You gotta tape it. 312 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,902 Think you can handle that? 313 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:55,210 Think you can aim this at the TV, press the little red button? 314 00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:58,169 Gonna be able to take care of yourself? 315 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,954 Be able to keep in all your pee-pee and your poo-poo? 316 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:04,741 Where's my keys? 317 00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:07,091 Where the fuck are my keys? Does Chuck E. Cheese deliver? 318 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,702 Call fuckin' Domino's. 319 00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:13,924 Goddamn it. 320 00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:16,405 I had two knives and a set of keys on this fucking counter. 321 00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:19,321 Where's Joao's knife, and where's my fuckin' keys? 322 00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:22,019 Did you fucking touch my keys again? No way, José. 323 00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,543 "José"? 324 00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:26,372 What you know about José? 325 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,505 Aha! 326 00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:34,858 Huh? I'll tell you about José. 327 00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:37,818 José Domingo. He's an old fisherman, lived down in Mexico. 328 00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:41,300 Lived on the beach. He fished all day. And you know what? 329 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:44,172 What he didn't eat for lunch or dinner at the end of the day, he sold off. 330 00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:47,088 And one day, along come the white man. Yeah. 331 00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:50,657 American businessman on Mexico vacation comes up to José and says, 332 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:53,007 "I got a suggestion for you. 333 00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:57,272 Why don't you hire somebody to do your fishing and somebody to run that stand for you?" 334 00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,971 Old José gives it a try. Next day he makes three times as much money. 335 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,671 Here come that American businessman again. 336 00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:07,500 He says, "José, I got another suggestion. 337 00:22:07,587 --> 00:22:10,503 You should hire an entire fleet of fishermen." 338 00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:13,244 Next thing you know, José's sitting up in that office, sitting behind a mahogany desk. 339 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,421 He got a hundred employees in his corporation. 340 00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:17,597 There go 40 years. 341 00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:20,948 All of the sudden, José's an old man. He can barely walk. 342 00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:22,776 He decides it's time for retirement. 343 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:27,433 You know what he does? 344 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,609 I asked you a question! Do you know what he does? 345 00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:31,698 No. What? I don't-- What does he do? 346 00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:34,135 He goes and lives on the beach, fishing all day, 347 00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:35,876 selling off what he doesn't eat at the end of the day, 348 00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:37,356 happy as shit! 349 00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:39,793 And nobody bothering him. 350 00:22:43,492 --> 00:22:44,624 So? 351 00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:48,454 The American dream. 352 00:22:52,153 --> 00:22:53,459 Am I him? 353 00:22:57,811 --> 00:22:59,160 Get to fuckin' work. 354 00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:03,164 I'll see you when you're dead. What? 355 00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:08,517 Don't take no shits on my couch. 356 00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:13,348 Get to work. Are you coming back? 357 00:23:15,655 --> 00:23:16,873 Cam! 358 00:23:27,797 --> 00:23:30,365 Dallas. Hey, I'm in a challenge emergency. 359 00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,759 Need you to bring over a Chuck E. Cheese pizza, a large, 360 00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,630 a cherry cola, two-liter-- 361 00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:38,199 I'll pay you when you get here. 362 00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:40,636 Hey, you know that Pac-Man tape that your uncle gave you? 363 00:23:40,723 --> 00:23:43,465 Hell yeah, dude. I need you to bring that with you too. 364 00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:48,688 Oh, hey, and I need you to do a secret knock when you get here. 365 00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:50,646 I need to make sure it's not Arin. 366 00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:52,431 Okay, here it goes. 367 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:00,090 Do it back. 368 00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:04,225 That's not right. 369 00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:09,535 Wh-- Tomorrow? 370 00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:14,278 No, I-I can't wait that long. What are you doing right now? 371 00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:18,544 Hello? 372 00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:21,372 Hello? 373 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,071 Well, why don't you deliver? 374 00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:28,728 No, it's not a birthday party. It's a challenge. 375 00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:30,469 And it needs to be a delivery. 376 00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:34,081 Is this Brad Matusak? 377 00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:35,561 Hey, this is Abner Harmeyer. 378 00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:37,606 Abbie. 379 00:24:41,392 --> 00:24:42,959 Hello? 380 00:24:55,363 --> 00:24:56,843 Come on, dude, open the door! 381 00:24:57,757 --> 00:24:59,236 Shh-shh. 382 00:25:01,587 --> 00:25:03,284 Do the secret knock. 383 00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:04,285 Well... 384 00:25:10,857 --> 00:25:13,642 What was that? I don't know. The Olympics song? 385 00:25:13,729 --> 00:25:16,819 Th-The fuckin' secret code? 386 00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:19,387 Whatever, dude. The fuckin' jig is up. It's me. 387 00:25:19,474 --> 00:25:22,782 Just use the key. Where is the key at? 388 00:25:22,869 --> 00:25:25,611 Same spot. Where's the fuckin' same spot? 389 00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:27,482 Think above your head. 390 00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:29,658 Are you doing Maya Angelou shit or something? 391 00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:31,399 What the fuck are you saying? 392 00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:33,357 I-It's just-- It's above the door. 393 00:25:33,444 --> 00:25:35,229 Thank you. 394 00:25:42,105 --> 00:25:44,978 Don't gotta yell at me, all pissed off and shit. It's always in the same spot. 395 00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:46,370 Yeah, like your ass. 396 00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:48,285 Did you put the key back? Yeah-- 397 00:25:48,372 --> 00:25:50,636 It smells like fuckin' mouth farts up in here, dude. 398 00:25:50,723 --> 00:25:52,420 Where's the Chuck E. Cheese? 399 00:25:52,507 --> 00:25:53,987 Dude. 400 00:25:54,074 --> 00:25:56,424 Brian Pontiac told me that Cam got footage of you 401 00:25:56,511 --> 00:25:58,469 spewing milk all over the place, dude. 402 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,559 Oh.I wanna see that shit. That's what I came for. 403 00:26:00,646 --> 00:26:03,518 What fuckin' tape is it on? Just forget about that. 404 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,651 I ain't gonna forget about it. That's the shit I came over for. 405 00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:08,741 If I had my own Hi-8 tape player, I'd fuckin' watch it at home. 406 00:26:08,828 --> 00:26:12,222 But I still need the fuckin' tape. Which one is it? 407 00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:14,485 Just don't worry about it. It says "first drive." 408 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,618 You got video of your first time you fuckin' drove? 409 00:26:16,705 --> 00:26:18,707 One of 'em. 410 00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:20,709 How can you have multiple first times you drove? 411 00:26:20,796 --> 00:26:21,710 It's... 412 00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:25,584 multi-cam. 413 00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:28,891 Oh, shit. Is this your birthday when you fuckin' cut your knuckle? 414 00:26:29,979 --> 00:26:32,373 Does it say "15th"? Mm-hmm. 415 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:34,549 Yeah. We should fuckin' watch that too. 416 00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:37,030 Well, dude, get your fuckin' ass up. Here, help me find this. 417 00:26:37,117 --> 00:26:39,293 I can't get up. It's part of the challenge. 418 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:42,383 Fuck the challenge. Put that shit on pause for five minutes just to help me find the tape. 419 00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:43,558 No. 420 00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:46,430 All right, then I fuckin' challenge you 421 00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:49,042 to get up and help me find the tape. 422 00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:52,088 I can't do a challenge when I'm already on another challenge. 423 00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:55,875 Jesus Christ. Then I challenge you to challenge me to challenge you notto get up. 424 00:26:55,962 --> 00:26:58,486 I don't know what that means. It doesn't fuckin' mean anything. 425 00:26:58,573 --> 00:27:02,359 Just get off the couch. You're in this fuckin' challenge vortex of retardedness. 426 00:27:02,446 --> 00:27:05,406 Why don't you have the pizza? Fuckin' Brad Matusak was there, man. 427 00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:07,626 I hate that dude. Him and his little fuckin' butt-hole. 428 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:10,193 He spilled chili cheese on my work pants, didn't even apologize. 429 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,456 You shouldn't say that. Say what? "Little butt-hole"? 430 00:27:12,543 --> 00:27:14,633 No. "Hate." Oh, sorry. 431 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,158 I didn't mean to fuckin' infringe on your sensitivity and shit. 432 00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:20,726 It's hot in here, man. No shit. 433 00:27:20,813 --> 00:27:23,163 Can you open this window for me and prop it with something? 434 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:25,556 Jesus Christ. Could you, please? 435 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,602 Here. Will this work? Yes. 436 00:27:28,821 --> 00:27:30,953 For fuck's sake, dude. 437 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,477 Didn't realize I was your fuckin' personal assistant. 438 00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:40,963 Dude, it smells ill. Where-- Seriously, where are you shitting? 439 00:27:41,050 --> 00:27:42,878 Dude-- 440 00:27:42,965 --> 00:27:45,011 And since there's no pizza, 441 00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:48,188 would you just grab me one of my baloney sandwiches from the kitchen, please? 442 00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:50,364 That'd be great. All right. I'm on it. 443 00:27:50,451 --> 00:27:51,757 Yes, Your Highness. 444 00:27:55,282 --> 00:27:57,806 Man, I don't see anything in here, dude. 445 00:27:57,893 --> 00:28:00,026 Well, did you look in the microwave? 446 00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:03,116 Did I what? 447 00:28:03,203 --> 00:28:05,335 In the microwave. I'm looking in the fridge. 448 00:28:05,422 --> 00:28:07,033 Some Mother Hubbard shit. Well, check the microwave! 449 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,338 Why would I-- Fuck. 450 00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:11,211 Your light's tweakin' out, dude. 451 00:28:11,298 --> 00:28:14,170 It's my night-light. Night-light? It's an epileptic light. 452 00:28:14,257 --> 00:28:16,520 Just leave it alone. I'm not gonna touch your light, dude. 453 00:28:16,607 --> 00:28:18,653 I ain't an electrician. 454 00:28:21,395 --> 00:28:23,136 Did you find 'em? I'm looking. 455 00:28:25,225 --> 00:28:26,966 They should have two holes in 'em. 456 00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:32,058 I'm lookin'. 457 00:28:32,145 --> 00:28:34,016 I need both of them though. I gotta ration 'em out. 458 00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:37,150 Mm-hmm. What are you doing? 459 00:28:37,237 --> 00:28:40,327 Nothin'. I'm fuckin' looking for your sandwiches, dude. 460 00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:53,340 I found it. 461 00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:00,782 That shit's hard as fuck, dude. 462 00:29:00,869 --> 00:29:03,002 That's, like, an antique sandwich. There's just one? 463 00:29:03,089 --> 00:29:04,568 That's all that was there. 464 00:29:06,614 --> 00:29:08,224 What are those? Popsicles? They were. 465 00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:10,705 They're fuckin' like liquid Jolly Ranchers now. Shit melted. 466 00:29:14,056 --> 00:29:16,058 Were you drinking the Kool-Aid? 467 00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:18,713 I don't even like Berry Blast. How'd you know it was Berry Blast? 468 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:23,762 I wasn't wheezin' your juice, dude. Stop giving me that accusatory look. 469 00:29:23,849 --> 00:29:27,461 Well... did you bring the two-liter cherry cola, at least? 470 00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:29,985 - Yeah. You got the money? - I'll owe you. 471 00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:31,987 Fuck that. 472 00:29:32,074 --> 00:29:34,511 The shit ain't free, dude. It's fuckin' 89 cents. 473 00:29:34,598 --> 00:29:36,513 Come on, man. 474 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,429 I know you got a knife in the couch. Just give me that. I'll trade you. 475 00:29:39,516 --> 00:29:41,431 Man, I don't have a knife. I know you got a knife. 476 00:29:41,518 --> 00:29:43,477 Just fuckin' trade me that and we're even stephen. 477 00:29:43,564 --> 00:29:46,523 I got no knife. All right, then show me the money. 478 00:29:46,610 --> 00:29:49,570 Fuckin' show me the money, fuckin' Jerry Maguire-style. 479 00:29:49,657 --> 00:29:52,094 Look, soon I'm gonna have a lot of money. 480 00:29:52,181 --> 00:29:54,140 I'm gonna have, like, $100,000. 481 00:29:54,227 --> 00:29:56,620 Yeah, right. 482 00:29:56,707 --> 00:29:59,623 No, really. I'll pay you then. Just fuckin' show me the money, dude. 483 00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:01,669 Look--You fuckin' seen Jerry Maguire? 484 00:30:01,756 --> 00:30:03,671 - You know what I'm talkin' about? - No. 485 00:30:03,758 --> 00:30:06,630 "Show me the money!" Fuckin' Thomas Cruise-style. 486 00:30:06,717 --> 00:30:08,719 I don't know--You should see it though. 487 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,026 It's got Jerry Cantrell from fuckin' Alice in Chains in it. 488 00:30:11,113 --> 00:30:13,333 He plays, like, a fuckin' Kinko's, uh, employee. 489 00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:15,596 There's a part where Thomas Cruise comes in, 490 00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:18,381 and he's got, like, a mission statement he fuckin' stayed up all night and wrote-- 491 00:30:18,468 --> 00:30:21,254 Okay, look, I--I'm just trying to fuckin' tell you-- 492 00:30:21,341 --> 00:30:22,559 Yeah, I know. See the movie. 493 00:30:22,646 --> 00:30:24,648 I'm gonna have $100,000 real soon. 494 00:30:24,735 --> 00:30:26,694 Fuckin' Cuba Gooding Jr. won an Oscar for the movie. 495 00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:28,739 Who? Fuckin' Cuba Gooding Jr. 496 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,438 Look, man, I promise-- 497 00:30:31,525 --> 00:30:34,136 He plays the football player that Tom Cruise's character takes on as a client 498 00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:36,660 when no one believes in him. 499 00:30:36,747 --> 00:30:40,055 How come no one believes in him? Because he left a high-end agency on his own. 500 00:30:40,142 --> 00:30:42,362 He was trying to be a maverick of the industry 501 00:30:42,449 --> 00:30:44,668 and base hisself on ethics rather than just money. 502 00:30:44,755 --> 00:30:47,323 So with that said, fuckin' show me the money. 503 00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:50,065 Look, I told you, I'm gonna pay you later. No, fuck that. Fuck paying. 504 00:30:50,152 --> 00:30:52,067 Challenge me. 505 00:30:52,154 --> 00:30:54,461 Let's do a challenge for the pop. Challenge you? 506 00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:56,550 To do what? 507 00:30:59,074 --> 00:31:01,903 Oh, you've had two of 'em? Hell yeah. 508 00:31:01,990 --> 00:31:02,948 Two-liter hands. 509 00:31:04,384 --> 00:31:06,255 Well, hand.Hands. 510 00:31:06,342 --> 00:31:07,778 Hand. Two-liter hands. 511 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,519 No, hand. Hands. 512 00:31:10,564 --> 00:31:12,261 Hand.Hands. 513 00:31:12,348 --> 00:31:13,567 "Han-duh." Hands. 514 00:31:13,654 --> 00:31:15,264 "Han-duh." Hands. 515 00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:17,484 "Han-duh." Hands. 516 00:31:17,571 --> 00:31:19,573 No. 'Cause I need one of them. 517 00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:21,357 Hands. "Han-duh." 518 00:31:21,444 --> 00:31:23,969 Are you fuckin' blind? Hands. Two hands, dude. 519 00:31:24,056 --> 00:31:25,448 Right, but one of 'em's gonna be mine. 520 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,192 You don't think I can drink all this shit? You see, I know all about-- 521 00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:33,065 Last week during a shift, I drank a whole three-liter and two belly busters. 522 00:31:33,152 --> 00:31:35,284 I didn't even piss. With the fuckin' AC blastin'. 523 00:31:35,371 --> 00:31:38,331 I know. You've been bragging about it to everybody. That's why I'm not gonna challenge you. 524 00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:40,899 Yeah, because I got a strong-ass dick with pinching capabilities. 525 00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:42,988 I don't challenge you. 526 00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:49,603 Fuck it. I'll challenge myself. 527 00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:08,230 Fuck. 528 00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:20,373 Help me with this shit, dude. 529 00:32:22,636 --> 00:32:24,899 Here, fuckin' grab it. Help me spin this shit. Get out of the way, man! 530 00:32:27,423 --> 00:32:29,817 Help m-- Here. Fuckin' put it-- I can only get my fingers on it right now. 531 00:32:29,904 --> 00:32:32,254 Let me drink one. 532 00:32:32,341 --> 00:32:34,953 This one's regulation here. It's the second hand that always fu-- Fuck! 533 00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,825 Here. No, you-- 534 00:32:37,912 --> 00:32:40,132 Just pull it. Do it around my hand, dude. Get out of the way! What are-- 535 00:32:40,219 --> 00:32:41,742 Fuckin' Indiana Jones this shit around you. 536 00:32:47,008 --> 00:32:49,837 "Baby, you make me wish I had three hands."What movie's that? 537 00:32:49,924 --> 00:32:53,014 - Can I have some? - Fuckin' Total Recall, dawg. 538 00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:55,886 I gotta put this shit down on the stool. Hold up. 539 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,801 Can I have that cup? Fuck no. 540 00:32:57,888 --> 00:33:00,065 Unless you got some money for it. 541 00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:01,588 Boom! Who am I? 542 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,201 Fuckin' C.J. Pam Anderson, dawg. 543 00:33:06,288 --> 00:33:07,855 Big-ass titties. 544 00:33:07,942 --> 00:33:10,249 You know her titties got soda in 'em too. 545 00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:12,555 Do you have that tape you got from your uncle? The Pac-Man tape? 546 00:33:12,642 --> 00:33:14,993 Check it out. Fuckin' gunslinger. Boom. 547 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,952 Fuckin' Texas outlaw right here, fuckin' pullin' pistols out and shit. 548 00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:20,172 Can I please have some? 549 00:33:20,259 --> 00:33:22,130 You please may not have some because you ain't shown me no money. 550 00:33:22,217 --> 00:33:24,132 May I please have some money? 551 00:33:24,219 --> 00:33:26,700 What's that fuckin' song? ♪ Money, money, money Money ♪ 552 00:33:26,787 --> 00:33:28,528 ♪ Money ♪ Fuckin' karate kick right there. 553 00:33:28,615 --> 00:33:31,444 No, you're shaking it all up. 554 00:33:31,531 --> 00:33:33,924 - No-- - Fuckin' MTV Grindand shit. 555 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,275 Come on, man. Put me on that shit, I'll be an all-star, dawg. 556 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:39,365 Can you do that shit? No. 557 00:33:41,758 --> 00:33:43,282 Oh, shit. He's put on his glasses. 558 00:33:43,369 --> 00:33:45,588 We got a fuckin' four-eyed, 3-D dickwad over here. 559 00:33:45,675 --> 00:33:47,329 Oh, shit. I'm really scared now. 560 00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:49,027 I's scared that he's never gonna show me the money. 561 00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:51,246 Show me the money. Show me the money. 562 00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:52,682 Stick your dick in honey! 563 00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:55,598 Please. 564 00:33:57,426 --> 00:33:59,341 Show me the money. Show me the money. 565 00:33:59,428 --> 00:34:01,039 Oh, Jesus fuck! 566 00:34:04,390 --> 00:34:05,478 Oh... 567 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:19,492 Dude, that was fuckin' insane. 568 00:34:23,452 --> 00:34:25,019 I don't know if it was because I was shakin' it, 569 00:34:25,106 --> 00:34:28,327 or if you did some fuckin' Professor X sorcery-type shit on me. 570 00:34:28,414 --> 00:34:31,460 Can I please have a drink now? You know what I'm sayin'? 571 00:34:31,547 --> 00:34:32,940 Someone steps to you, they're gonna get fucked with hard 572 00:34:33,027 --> 00:34:34,768 if you can do that mind control shit. 573 00:34:43,298 --> 00:34:44,778 What is this? 574 00:34:47,781 --> 00:34:49,043 What are you doing? Shh. 575 00:34:54,483 --> 00:34:55,528 What is this? 576 00:34:55,615 --> 00:34:58,313 Read my mind, dude. What? 577 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,359 I wanna see if this mind control shit you're doing is fuckin' legit. 578 00:35:00,446 --> 00:35:02,883 I wanna know if that was a freak accident, or if you-- 579 00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:04,885 Just read my fuckin' mind. Scan me. 580 00:35:06,278 --> 00:35:07,888 What am I thinking about? 581 00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:12,240 You're thinking about how you'd like to give me a drink right now. 582 00:35:12,327 --> 00:35:14,590 Come on, man. Take this shit serious. 583 00:35:14,677 --> 00:35:17,724 Tell me what I'm fuckin' thinkin'. 584 00:35:17,811 --> 00:35:20,988 Come on, man. Here, t-t-tell me what my mind is thinkin'. 585 00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:23,338 - Carmen Electra. - Are you fuckin' serious? 586 00:35:23,425 --> 00:35:25,601 That's insane, dude. You always think about Carmen Electra. 587 00:35:25,688 --> 00:35:27,603 No, I don't, dude, because my dad got fuckin' cable now. 588 00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:29,823 We got the E Network, so Brooke Burke is my girl now. 589 00:35:29,910 --> 00:35:32,173 Then why are you thinking about Carmen Electra? I don't even know! 590 00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:34,741 I haven't had a jam session to fuckin' Carmen Electra in a while. 591 00:35:35,916 --> 00:35:37,570 Can I just please have a drink? 592 00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:43,706 Yeah, I guess so. Let me get you a cup. I'll put it in this cup for you. 593 00:35:43,793 --> 00:35:45,099 Don't-- 594 00:35:45,186 --> 00:35:46,448 No! No! St-Stop. 595 00:35:47,362 --> 00:35:50,713 What? 596 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,282 Come on. Please. It's-- It's completely wasteful. 597 00:35:54,369 --> 00:35:55,370 Why-- 598 00:36:01,898 --> 00:36:03,117 Dig in, player. 599 00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:07,426 Well, did you at least bring your uncle's Pac-Man tape? 600 00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:09,645 Yeah. It's in the fuckin' Popsicle bag. Toss it here. 601 00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:21,440 How long is this? Like, four hours. 602 00:36:22,832 --> 00:36:24,269 Four hours? 603 00:36:32,407 --> 00:36:33,843 Should start in a second. 604 00:36:40,894 --> 00:36:42,461 This shit's fuckin' hypnotic. 605 00:36:54,821 --> 00:36:57,476 No-- Fuck. Think my uncle just forgot to rewind it. 606 00:37:17,191 --> 00:37:19,933 If you could play tic-tac-toe against yourself, do you think you could win? 607 00:37:21,456 --> 00:37:23,502 Who, me? 608 00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:25,025 Anyone. I don't care. 609 00:37:26,635 --> 00:37:28,855 Yes. You just have to be smarter than yourself. 610 00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:34,513 That makes sense. 611 00:37:42,912 --> 00:37:45,524 If you could have a super power, which would you do, invisibility or flight? 612 00:37:47,482 --> 00:37:49,702 I don't know. Invisibility. 613 00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:53,358 Fuckin' sex predator. Huh? 614 00:37:53,445 --> 00:37:55,229 You gotta be naked to be invisible, dude. 615 00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:57,753 Otherwise, you're just a fuckin' pair of pants and a shirt runnin' around. 616 00:37:58,972 --> 00:38:00,452 All right, fine. Flight. 617 00:38:00,539 --> 00:38:02,802 Pervert. What? 618 00:38:02,889 --> 00:38:05,152 You gotta be naked to fly too. 619 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,720 Why? Solar-powered body. 620 00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:10,505 Oh-- Just hit "play." 621 00:38:10,592 --> 00:38:13,726 Fine. We'll be in the middle of season two and won't know where the fuck we are. 622 00:38:13,813 --> 00:38:16,119 "Season two"? 623 00:38:23,344 --> 00:38:26,304 Great. I have no idea what's happening right now. Looks like a fuckin' Pac-Man picnic. 624 00:38:26,391 --> 00:38:28,088 Dallas, what is this? 625 00:38:28,175 --> 00:38:30,046 That's what happens when you start it right in the middle. 626 00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:32,484 What is this? 627 00:38:32,571 --> 00:38:34,355 It's the fuckin' lost season, dude. They never released this shit. 628 00:38:36,749 --> 00:38:40,100 - This isn't the Jeffrey Yee tape. - Jeffrey's a poseur, dude. 629 00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:41,971 This is a Pac-Man cartoon! 630 00:38:42,058 --> 00:38:44,496 My fuckin' uncle had to trade half his two-headed snake for this. 631 00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:47,890 You think you can buy this at Media Play? Try to order that shit. Good fuckin' luck. 632 00:38:47,977 --> 00:38:51,981 I mean, you got this silly tape that's just some stupid cartoon. 633 00:38:52,068 --> 00:38:54,288 This was an emergency. 634 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:55,811 Doesn't your dad like cartoons? 635 00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:58,640 What? 636 00:38:58,727 --> 00:39:01,339 Yeah, you know what I'm sayin'.No, I don't. 637 00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:03,819 Don't they all like cartoons? Who's "they"? 638 00:39:03,906 --> 00:39:05,908 I think you know. No, I don't. 639 00:39:05,995 --> 00:39:07,823 You fuckin' know, dude! 640 00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:12,480 You come over here, you got no pizza, you got nothing for me to drink. 641 00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:14,177 And then this silly tape of this cartoon! 642 00:39:14,264 --> 00:39:16,397 Fuck this, dude. Ungrateful dumb-ass! 643 00:39:16,484 --> 00:39:18,268 This is supposed to be an emergency. 644 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,619 Fuckin' challenges. You know what's challenging? Your brain capacity. 645 00:39:20,706 --> 00:39:22,185 You're mentally challenged. Put the game back on. 646 00:39:23,926 --> 00:39:25,754 Slow-ass VCR. Man, you can go eat a butt. 647 00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:33,371 Don't-- You'd better not. Don't! I'm serious. 648 00:39:34,763 --> 00:39:36,286 Don't do that. I'm-- 649 00:39:37,723 --> 00:39:39,768 I'm-- 650 00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:43,337 I'm serious, dude. I'll chuck this at you. D-Don't. 651 00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:45,557 I won't come back. 652 00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:47,472 Man, stop fuckin' lookin' at me like that. Hey! 653 00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:49,648 Oh, you do that... 654 00:39:57,699 --> 00:39:59,658 Throw this shit at you. You gonna get fuckin' sticky. 655 00:39:59,745 --> 00:40:01,486 You're gonna get sticky, dude. 656 00:40:01,573 --> 00:40:03,401 Fuck that! I'm out! 657 00:40:08,144 --> 00:40:09,189 Woot woot! 658 00:43:08,324 --> 00:43:09,587 Oh, Jesus. 659 00:45:36,429 --> 00:45:37,386 Cam? 660 00:45:41,129 --> 00:45:42,870 Did you forget your key? 661 00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:56,666 Are you Janitor Jim? 662 00:46:01,019 --> 00:46:02,455 What? 663 00:46:07,460 --> 00:46:09,114 What? 664 00:46:09,201 --> 00:46:13,379 Oh. 665 00:46:13,466 --> 00:46:16,817 I bet you're smelling Dallas' baloney sandwich from the refrigerator. 666 00:46:16,904 --> 00:46:20,038 Could you hand me that cup real quick? I think there's a little left in the bottom. 667 00:46:32,006 --> 00:46:34,574 I-I don't actually live here. 668 00:46:50,111 --> 00:46:52,548 You know, I actually need that open, if that's okay. 669 00:46:54,463 --> 00:46:55,856 What is he saying? 670 00:46:55,943 --> 00:46:57,423 Gas. 671 00:46:57,510 --> 00:46:59,294 Gas? 672 00:46:59,381 --> 00:47:02,776 Bug bomb. 673 00:47:02,863 --> 00:47:05,039 What does that mean? Bug bomb. 674 00:47:06,519 --> 00:47:07,912 Bug bomb? 675 00:47:11,741 --> 00:47:13,831 Bug bomb. 676 00:47:16,311 --> 00:47:18,574 12 hours. 677 00:47:18,661 --> 00:47:20,968 You have to be out 12 hours. 678 00:47:22,317 --> 00:47:23,449 Understand? 679 00:47:24,929 --> 00:47:27,801 I'm kinda busy right now. 680 00:47:27,888 --> 00:47:30,325 C-Could you come back a little later-- 681 00:47:30,412 --> 00:47:33,894 Get up. 682 00:47:33,981 --> 00:47:35,200 I am looking for eggs. 683 00:47:39,944 --> 00:47:41,293 Right. 684 00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:45,688 I'm on a challenge right now. Could you tell... 685 00:48:05,230 --> 00:48:07,145 On three. One, two, three. 686 00:48:16,023 --> 00:48:18,330 Well, how 'bout you move me over by the kitchen 687 00:48:18,417 --> 00:48:21,246 so I can get something to eat that way? 688 00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:23,335 Does that-- that work? 689 00:48:24,466 --> 00:48:27,339 Holy shit! Bart Simpson? 690 00:48:30,037 --> 00:48:31,821 Oh.Garbage? 691 00:48:33,998 --> 00:48:36,000 I can't-- I can't really see the TV now. 692 00:48:37,175 --> 00:48:40,352 Uh... Give me a number seven. 693 00:48:41,353 --> 00:48:42,354 One more. 694 00:48:44,530 --> 00:48:47,881 It's gonna be pretty hard to play the video game from here. 695 00:48:50,275 --> 00:48:52,625 It'd be great if you could just kinda swing me back. 696 00:48:53,234 --> 00:48:54,279 No. 697 00:48:56,716 --> 00:49:00,807 I'm playing this video game, and if I beat it, I get $100,000. 698 00:49:00,894 --> 00:49:05,246 So, I'll give you 10,000. 699 00:49:05,333 --> 00:49:07,074 What are you talking about? 700 00:49:07,161 --> 00:49:09,033 If you move me back, then I can beat the video game. 701 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:13,037 But I can't do it from here, so there's no money that way. See? 702 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,214 Keep talkin'. I'm interested. 703 00:50:30,331 --> 00:50:33,378 Hello? 704 00:50:33,465 --> 00:50:34,379 Abbie. 705 00:50:35,510 --> 00:50:36,903 Ma? 706 00:50:36,990 --> 00:50:38,818 It's Arin Bechdel. 707 00:50:42,430 --> 00:50:44,737 Dallas told me where the key was. 708 00:50:44,824 --> 00:50:46,391 I tried calling you. 709 00:50:47,522 --> 00:50:50,656 Yeah. My night-light went out. 710 00:50:51,787 --> 00:50:53,441 Night-light? 711 00:50:53,528 --> 00:50:55,095 It's above the sink. 712 00:50:55,182 --> 00:50:59,143 It keeps going on and off, and it just went off. 713 00:51:00,448 --> 00:51:02,755 Everything just got weird around here. 714 00:51:04,017 --> 00:51:05,540 How long have you been sitting there? 715 00:51:07,412 --> 00:51:09,849 What day is it? Thursday. 716 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:13,809 What's the date? It's the 25th. 717 00:51:13,896 --> 00:51:15,202 It's Christmas? 718 00:51:15,289 --> 00:51:16,334 July. 719 00:51:18,858 --> 00:51:21,556 2000?Mm-mmm. Not yet. 720 00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:28,215 Well, I've been sitting here for a few hours, I guess. 721 00:51:28,302 --> 00:51:29,869 Is it okay if I come in? 722 00:51:30,609 --> 00:51:31,523 Yeah. 723 00:51:33,655 --> 00:51:36,354 I brought a newspaper. You like comics, right? 724 00:51:40,706 --> 00:51:42,708 You need anything else? 725 00:51:44,449 --> 00:51:45,450 No, I'm okay. 726 00:51:53,371 --> 00:51:56,678 Abbie, we gotta get this together. This is not good. 727 00:51:56,765 --> 00:51:59,333 Can I just borrow the game for one more day? 728 00:52:00,508 --> 00:52:01,901 You're still playin'. 729 00:52:03,946 --> 00:52:05,774 I gotta beat level 256. 730 00:52:05,861 --> 00:52:07,080 What? 731 00:52:07,907 --> 00:52:09,256 Cam challenged me. 732 00:52:11,693 --> 00:52:12,781 256? 733 00:52:14,522 --> 00:52:15,523 Yeah. 734 00:52:15,610 --> 00:52:17,873 The Billy Mitchell contest? 735 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,614 You know about that? 736 00:52:21,399 --> 00:52:22,748 It's impossible. 737 00:52:24,793 --> 00:52:26,317 What? 738 00:52:26,404 --> 00:52:28,449 Level 256 is a glitch. 739 00:52:30,756 --> 00:52:32,149 What? 740 00:52:33,976 --> 00:52:35,630 Billy Mitchell can't even do it. 741 00:52:36,936 --> 00:52:38,242 It's not possible, sweetheart. 742 00:52:39,417 --> 00:52:40,722 No. But... 743 00:52:42,724 --> 00:52:44,596 It's a publicity stunt, the contest. 744 00:52:46,337 --> 00:52:49,644 No, but I can. I can do it. 745 00:52:49,731 --> 00:52:51,733 I just need to borrow the game for one more day. 746 00:52:51,820 --> 00:52:53,300 Can I, please? 747 00:52:53,387 --> 00:52:54,432 Why? 748 00:52:57,086 --> 00:52:58,740 Have you ever been to California? 749 00:53:02,744 --> 00:53:03,745 Disneyland a few times. 750 00:53:05,007 --> 00:53:08,446 Ch-Check this out. 751 00:53:18,325 --> 00:53:20,414 It's for my dad. 752 00:53:20,501 --> 00:53:24,157 He lives out there. I just thought he might need one. 753 00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:27,769 I'm gonna give it to him. 754 00:53:29,467 --> 00:53:31,817 He used to always buy survival stuff for me and Cam. 755 00:53:33,775 --> 00:53:34,689 Like these. 756 00:53:41,261 --> 00:53:43,307 Yeah, he said they'd help me. 757 00:53:45,134 --> 00:53:47,833 But Mom always told me to throw them away. 758 00:53:48,616 --> 00:53:49,530 So... 759 00:54:01,368 --> 00:54:04,023 Look, maybe this will help. 760 00:54:04,110 --> 00:54:09,028 There was a kid named Jeffrey Yee... Wu. 761 00:54:10,029 --> 00:54:12,466 He created a pattern. 762 00:54:13,554 --> 00:54:15,904 Yeah. You know about him? 763 00:54:15,991 --> 00:54:19,517 Yeah. My ex-boyfriend sure did. 764 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:23,564 So, you can walk through ghosts, 765 00:54:23,651 --> 00:54:25,827 but you have to use this pattern. 766 00:54:25,914 --> 00:54:29,701 And it has to be within 1/60th of a second. 767 00:54:29,788 --> 00:54:31,180 Not everybody can do it. 768 00:54:42,017 --> 00:54:43,497 Do you remember when we worked together? 769 00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:46,195 Mmm. 770 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:48,720 Maybe I could try that again. 771 00:54:48,807 --> 00:54:50,852 Do you still work there? 772 00:54:50,939 --> 00:54:55,596 That wasn't a good week for you. I'm a nurse now. 773 00:54:55,683 --> 00:54:59,078 You're a nurse? Yeah. Cortez still works there though. 774 00:55:00,427 --> 00:55:02,429 How do you know? Hmm. 775 00:55:04,170 --> 00:55:06,346 Hey, the car's running. 776 00:55:06,433 --> 00:55:09,306 Cortez, I need you to wait downstairs, please. 777 00:55:09,393 --> 00:55:12,396 Smells like Uncle Ron's crib up in here. 778 00:55:12,483 --> 00:55:15,964 - Man, turn on some goddamn lights! - I'll be down in a second. 779 00:55:17,792 --> 00:55:20,229 Look at this skinny-ass punk sitting on the couch. 780 00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:22,101 What the fuck you doin', sittin' talking to this motherfucker? 781 00:55:24,190 --> 00:55:25,800 Will you wait downstairs, please? 782 00:55:28,281 --> 00:55:32,372 Yo. Yo, what the fuck-- What's your fuckin' name again, bro? 783 00:55:32,459 --> 00:55:36,376 It's, um... some girl's shit, right? Like Ashley, or some shit like that? 784 00:55:36,463 --> 00:55:38,683 - Abner. - Abbie. 785 00:55:38,770 --> 00:55:40,119 That's right. 786 00:55:40,206 --> 00:55:42,774 So, you know about this kid's dad? 787 00:55:42,861 --> 00:55:44,428 Don't. 788 00:55:44,515 --> 00:55:45,603 Yo, tell her. 789 00:55:47,735 --> 00:55:48,997 Abbie, don't. 790 00:55:50,521 --> 00:55:52,653 Well, I just know what people told me. 791 00:55:54,438 --> 00:55:56,701 He left when I was in second grade. 792 00:55:56,788 --> 00:56:00,661 Went to California and became a truck driver. 793 00:56:00,748 --> 00:56:04,926 And... he was just helping out some high-school kid with his flat tire. 794 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,669 I think they were at a rest stop or something. 795 00:56:08,756 --> 00:56:13,108 And... I don't know. He's not supposed to be in trouble. 796 00:56:13,195 --> 00:56:15,328 Yeah. Keep goin'. 797 00:56:15,415 --> 00:56:16,460 Cortez. 798 00:56:18,810 --> 00:56:23,858 Well, they had to go in the restroom to talk more about the tire warranty, 799 00:56:23,945 --> 00:56:26,339 'cause it was pouring rain outside. 800 00:56:27,949 --> 00:56:30,430 Or something. He was just trying to be helpful. 801 00:56:30,517 --> 00:56:32,214 He's really not supposed to be locked up. 802 00:56:33,955 --> 00:56:35,566 He got arrested. Prison queen. 803 00:56:35,653 --> 00:56:37,002 Cortez. 804 00:56:39,526 --> 00:56:42,616 Do you know where Pleasant Valley Correctional Facility is? 805 00:56:42,703 --> 00:56:45,924 - It might be by Disneyland. - Oh, my God. Let's go. 806 00:56:46,011 --> 00:56:48,361 This gay-ass shit up in here, man. 807 00:56:49,710 --> 00:56:51,495 Cortez. Come on. 808 00:56:51,582 --> 00:56:52,974 Define "gay-ass shit." 809 00:56:54,672 --> 00:56:57,239 Well--Come on, tell me. I wanna hear. 810 00:56:57,326 --> 00:56:58,632 - What? - Tell me. 811 00:56:59,590 --> 00:57:01,026 What's "gay-ass shit"? 812 00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:06,031 I don't know. Maybe... Maybe kissin'. 813 00:57:06,118 --> 00:57:09,338 Rubbin' they dicks together and shit. I don't know. 814 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:13,255 So, you must think about this a lot. Oh, come on. 815 00:57:13,342 --> 00:57:15,910 So, you think about this every time you look at all guys, or just gay guys? 816 00:57:18,086 --> 00:57:19,044 Let's go. 817 00:57:20,611 --> 00:57:22,743 So, question for you: 818 00:57:22,830 --> 00:57:25,398 Do you think about sex every time you look at a woman? 819 00:57:27,661 --> 00:57:29,315 What? 820 00:57:29,402 --> 00:57:31,535 Do you think about sex every time you look at a woman? 821 00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:35,539 Can we go, please? 822 00:57:35,626 --> 00:57:37,715 I'm not going anywhere with you till you tell me. 823 00:57:37,802 --> 00:57:40,369 Do you think about sex every time you look at a woman? 824 00:57:44,896 --> 00:57:46,288 No. No, I don't. 825 00:57:46,375 --> 00:57:48,377 Why not? Come on, man. 826 00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:51,206 Martel probably got some big motherfuckers out here looking for me right now! 827 00:57:51,293 --> 00:57:53,295 - Who the hell is that? - Shit. Come on. Let's go! 828 00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:56,690 What the fuck is you lookin' at? 829 00:58:13,141 --> 00:58:14,099 Abbie. 830 00:58:18,843 --> 00:58:20,105 Abbie! 831 00:58:21,628 --> 00:58:23,412 Abbie! 832 00:58:28,374 --> 00:58:31,333 3-D glasses. What the fuck is this bullshit? 833 00:58:33,422 --> 00:58:36,077 You can stay if you want. I'm outta here. 834 00:58:38,079 --> 00:58:39,167 I can't. 835 00:58:40,299 --> 00:58:42,780 Look. Here, take this. 836 00:58:46,653 --> 00:58:48,133 So I can keep the game? 837 00:58:52,877 --> 00:58:53,965 Arin! 838 00:59:02,495 --> 00:59:04,236 Y-You gotta put the key back! 839 01:02:21,607 --> 01:02:22,521 Yeah. 840 01:03:06,826 --> 01:03:07,784 Okay. 841 01:03:08,828 --> 01:03:09,873 Okay. 842 01:03:24,322 --> 01:03:25,453 Okay. 843 01:03:26,150 --> 01:03:27,281 Okay. 844 01:03:28,587 --> 01:03:29,762 Yeah. 845 01:03:31,285 --> 01:03:32,243 Yeah. 846 01:04:54,586 --> 01:04:56,849 Hey, Dallas. I got a challenge. 847 01:04:56,936 --> 01:04:59,678 This one-- It's a real emergency. 848 01:04:59,765 --> 01:05:02,115 It's not-- No. 849 01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:04,378 I-- This is what happened. I-- 850 01:05:07,033 --> 01:05:08,513 No, no. It's-- 851 01:05:10,341 --> 01:05:11,342 Dallas. 852 01:05:15,346 --> 01:05:16,390 Dallas. 853 01:05:19,872 --> 01:05:21,700 No. Help me, man. 854 01:05:51,860 --> 01:05:52,861 Oh. 855 01:05:57,562 --> 01:05:58,519 Oh. 856 01:08:03,992 --> 01:08:06,038 My father, your father... 857 01:08:06,865 --> 01:08:08,519 were hanging up clothes. 858 01:08:09,737 --> 01:08:12,436 My father punched your father 859 01:08:12,523 --> 01:08:14,916 right in the nose. 860 01:08:15,003 --> 01:08:17,963 What color was the blood? 861 01:08:18,050 --> 01:08:23,534 R-E-D spells red, and you are not it. 862 01:08:24,622 --> 01:08:25,710 You're not it. 863 01:10:05,723 --> 01:10:06,854 Oh! 864 01:10:18,649 --> 01:10:20,694 You are it. 865 01:10:53,118 --> 01:10:58,036 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 866 01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:05,957 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 867 01:11:07,959 --> 01:11:11,615 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 868 01:11:11,702 --> 01:11:14,748 ♪ Dear Abbie ♪ 869 01:11:16,402 --> 01:11:23,453 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 870 01:13:16,174 --> 01:13:17,480 That's a tie. 871 01:13:19,786 --> 01:13:21,048 That's a tie. 872 01:13:23,964 --> 01:13:25,313 Tie as well. 873 01:13:30,188 --> 01:13:31,494 They're all ties. 874 01:13:36,281 --> 01:13:38,109 What have we got? Sports. 875 01:13:42,809 --> 01:13:45,725 And sports, sports. 876 01:13:45,812 --> 01:13:47,466 Where's the comics, man? 877 01:13:47,553 --> 01:13:48,685 "The Far Side." 878 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,431 Yeah. 879 01:14:02,742 --> 01:14:04,657 "Thank God I'm saved." 880 01:14:13,666 --> 01:14:17,496 Oh! Because he saved the palm tree. 881 01:14:17,583 --> 01:14:20,281 Saved the palm tree. "Thank God I'm saved." 882 01:14:27,114 --> 01:14:28,594 "Thank God I'm saved." 883 01:14:29,595 --> 01:14:31,075 But I'm not saved. 884 01:14:32,119 --> 01:14:33,556 I'm not saved. 885 01:14:33,643 --> 01:14:34,687 No. 886 01:14:34,774 --> 01:14:36,907 You know, I-I quit! 887 01:15:43,451 --> 01:15:45,323 Hey, Cam, check this out. 888 01:16:00,164 --> 01:16:01,426 Here we go. 889 01:17:11,757 --> 01:17:12,628 I hate you. 890 01:18:08,466 --> 01:18:12,165 Ten, nine, eight, seven, 891 01:18:12,252 --> 01:18:17,518 six, five, four, three, two, one. 892 01:20:12,242 --> 01:20:14,070 Cam! 893 01:21:32,061 --> 01:21:33,540 Find them Kool-Aid packets? 894 01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:36,979 Joao! 895 01:21:37,066 --> 01:21:38,502 Fuck. You listening to me? 896 01:21:40,286 --> 01:21:41,200 Shit. 897 01:22:06,443 --> 01:22:07,357 Abbie. 898 01:22:22,763 --> 01:22:25,157 Oh. Hey, Cam. 899 01:22:29,074 --> 01:22:30,510 Oh, hey, Joao. 900 01:22:33,731 --> 01:22:34,950 I didn't quit. 901 01:22:38,127 --> 01:22:39,215 What are you doing? 902 01:22:44,394 --> 01:22:45,612 Relaxing. 903 01:22:48,050 --> 01:22:50,313 You've been sitting here this whole time? 904 01:22:53,316 --> 01:22:54,273 Well... 905 01:22:55,361 --> 01:22:56,449 what time is it? 906 01:22:59,844 --> 01:23:00,758 Who knows? 907 01:23:04,066 --> 01:23:06,111 Oh, man. 908 01:23:06,198 --> 01:23:09,245 I've been here since this morning, I think. 909 01:23:13,423 --> 01:23:14,902 Did I miss Fourth of July? 910 01:23:19,951 --> 01:23:22,475 A-Am I dead? Where is everybody? 911 01:23:23,215 --> 01:23:24,129 The bunker. 912 01:23:25,130 --> 01:23:27,306 Is Dad there? Dad. 913 01:23:27,393 --> 01:23:29,482 You get the toilet paper? Let's go. Come on, hurry up. 914 01:23:29,569 --> 01:23:30,483 Is he there? 915 01:23:31,963 --> 01:23:34,400 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 916 01:23:34,487 --> 01:23:37,664 He said that, uh, he started walking last week. 917 01:23:37,751 --> 01:23:39,666 He's just out there looking for some snow boots. 918 01:23:39,753 --> 01:23:43,366 Really? No, fucking idiot. He's probably dead. 919 01:23:43,453 --> 01:23:45,672 People are eating each other alive out there. 920 01:23:46,543 --> 01:23:48,153 It's just like I said. 921 01:23:52,201 --> 01:23:54,464 I think it's my fault. 922 01:23:55,508 --> 01:23:57,684 I broke it. What? 923 01:23:59,512 --> 01:24:01,123 Level 257. 924 01:24:02,385 --> 01:24:03,473 I saw it. 925 01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:16,486 And it's like when we were kids, and we were riding in the car, 926 01:24:16,573 --> 01:24:18,966 and we'd see a sunset, 927 01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:21,056 and... 928 01:24:21,143 --> 01:24:23,710 the light would come through the windshield, 929 01:24:23,797 --> 01:24:26,539 and Dad would say, "That's what it looks like 930 01:24:26,626 --> 01:24:28,976 when a big bomb goes off in the distance." 931 01:24:31,631 --> 01:24:33,677 And it felt like it could hurt you. 932 01:24:34,895 --> 01:24:36,897 And it did give me headaches. 933 01:24:36,984 --> 01:24:40,118 But I didn't get headaches this time because I-- 934 01:24:40,205 --> 01:24:42,033 I think it's because of the glasses. 935 01:24:43,774 --> 01:24:45,776 I-It was amazing. 936 01:24:45,863 --> 01:24:50,433 The... crowds of people were cheering me on. 937 01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:52,391 And there were... 938 01:24:54,045 --> 01:24:57,440 colors, explosions. 939 01:24:57,527 --> 01:25:00,921 It was... It was like I was in California. 940 01:25:03,968 --> 01:25:05,752 Joao! Let's go! 941 01:25:07,145 --> 01:25:08,712 Give me a slice of that pizza. 942 01:25:16,937 --> 01:25:19,549 So, you're just gonna sit here until you die? 943 01:25:22,856 --> 01:25:27,426 No. I'm just gonna relax for a little while longer. 944 01:25:34,694 --> 01:25:36,479 We could use this. Joao, take it. 945 01:25:40,222 --> 01:25:41,962 What's this shit? Hey, don't touch that. 946 01:25:42,049 --> 01:25:44,095 What is it? Hey, be careful. He's sleeping. 947 01:25:46,053 --> 01:25:47,577 Oh! Don't! 948 01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:51,276 Damn. It actually doesn't look that bad.Cam. 949 01:25:51,363 --> 01:25:53,365 We'll just boil him up.No. I mean it. 950 01:25:53,452 --> 01:25:54,410 You want a bite? 951 01:25:55,367 --> 01:25:56,238 Hmm? 952 01:26:00,242 --> 01:26:01,156 Take it. 953 01:26:02,679 --> 01:26:03,593 Come on. 954 01:26:04,768 --> 01:26:07,074 Shit. You can't-- 955 01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:10,121 You can't stand up, can you? 956 01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:11,122 Huh? 957 01:26:13,298 --> 01:26:16,606 Put... him... back. 958 01:26:20,392 --> 01:26:21,828 You're not allowed to touch him. 959 01:26:27,921 --> 01:26:29,445 You wanna beat me up? 960 01:26:30,924 --> 01:26:31,838 Hmm? 961 01:26:34,493 --> 01:26:36,800 Try it! Come on! 962 01:26:36,887 --> 01:26:38,715 Take it! 963 01:26:38,802 --> 01:26:41,761 Come on. Stand up. You hate me, don't you? 964 01:26:41,848 --> 01:26:45,112 You've always fuckin' hated me. Why don't you just admit it? 965 01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,985 Say it! 966 01:26:48,072 --> 01:26:50,379 What the fuck is that? 967 01:26:53,077 --> 01:26:54,165 Holy shit! 968 01:27:00,258 --> 01:27:01,346 We have power? 969 01:27:04,393 --> 01:27:05,829 What the fuck are you lookin' at? 970 01:27:09,093 --> 01:27:11,791 Stop fuckin' lookin' at me. 971 01:27:14,707 --> 01:27:16,143 What are you fuckin' lookin' at? 972 01:27:18,363 --> 01:27:19,843 Where the fuck are you goin'? 973 01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:23,194 You stop fuckin' lookin' at me, all right? 974 01:27:47,566 --> 01:27:49,220 Stop fucking lookin' at me! 975 01:30:16,019 --> 01:30:17,194 YoubetCash.vip Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya