0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.vip Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:01:12,796 --> 00:01:14,005 Ramona... 2 00:01:16,130 --> 00:01:18,713 You're a really good dancer! 3 00:01:20,755 --> 00:01:23,296 It's probably the drink talking, 4 00:01:24,005 --> 00:01:27,838 but I've had a crush on you since, like... forever. 5 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:30,296 Huh? 6 00:01:31,505 --> 00:01:33,879 Yeah, sure, I'd love to go out with you. 7 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:36,629 Yeah, sure, I'd love to go out with you! 8 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,671 Yeah, sure, I'd love to go out with you! 9 00:01:39,088 --> 00:01:41,713 Ha ha, you're very funny. 10 00:01:45,255 --> 00:01:46,337 Ramona... 11 00:01:46,338 --> 00:01:47,796 Check it out, dumb ass! 12 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:51,670 Take a couple of puffs of this, and you're set. 13 00:01:51,671 --> 00:01:54,130 It'll totally calm your nerves. You'll feel... 14 00:01:56,255 --> 00:01:57,713 ...splendider! 15 00:02:01,296 --> 00:02:03,296 - I don't... I don't know about that. - Dude! 16 00:02:05,713 --> 00:02:07,296 Have a little faith in your brother. 17 00:02:08,380 --> 00:02:10,295 Wait a minute! 18 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:14,837 There could be cops in the audience or even worse, children. 19 00:02:14,838 --> 00:02:17,880 So we totally were not doing drugs! We were... 20 00:02:18,546 --> 00:02:21,088 you know... eating bananas. 21 00:02:28,755 --> 00:02:31,546 This is some good banana right here. 22 00:02:40,296 --> 00:02:41,545 Alright, dude. 23 00:02:41,546 --> 00:02:43,171 You're ready. 24 00:02:44,046 --> 00:02:48,713 This is the night you hook up with her. 25 00:03:00,713 --> 00:03:05,005 So, there I go, walking over to her, full of confidence 26 00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:09,088 and a hefty amount of booze. 27 00:03:14,630 --> 00:03:15,713 Hey! 28 00:03:17,380 --> 00:03:18,380 Hey! 29 00:03:19,213 --> 00:03:20,671 Wanna... wanna dance? 30 00:03:28,171 --> 00:03:29,879 With you? 31 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,754 My dance moves really attracted her attention. 32 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:33,879 Whatever... 33 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,255 Unfortunately! 34 00:03:44,005 --> 00:03:47,754 Things were going well, but fate reared its ugly head. 35 00:03:47,755 --> 00:03:51,462 All that getting my groove on, combined with being nervous and drunk, 36 00:03:51,463 --> 00:03:53,046 had one extra effect... 37 00:03:54,130 --> 00:03:58,380 In that exact moment I really had to go take a leak! 38 00:04:02,171 --> 00:04:04,879 - Anything wrong? - No, I don't have to go. 39 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,712 You don't have to go where? 40 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:08,796 Nowhere, just... 41 00:04:11,046 --> 00:04:13,046 Just sit tight, okay. Just... there. 42 00:04:22,088 --> 00:04:24,380 Holy shit! 43 00:04:52,546 --> 00:04:55,754 Hey! Hey! How is it all going? 44 00:04:55,755 --> 00:04:57,754 I just need to step in and brush up a bit. 45 00:04:57,755 --> 00:05:01,338 Well... Probably not... 46 00:05:02,421 --> 00:05:03,629 Why? 47 00:05:03,630 --> 00:05:05,629 Well, cause... you know. 48 00:05:05,630 --> 00:05:07,338 Out of my way, I'm gonna be sick! 49 00:05:10,630 --> 00:05:12,380 Holy shit! 50 00:05:14,296 --> 00:05:18,088 Yo! Check this shit out! 51 00:05:19,005 --> 00:05:22,254 No, literally, come check this literal shit 52 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:24,837 which Andrei just literally took! 53 00:05:24,838 --> 00:05:25,880 John! 54 00:05:27,963 --> 00:05:29,420 Oh, my God! 55 00:05:29,421 --> 00:05:31,546 Nope, that was not God's work. 56 00:05:36,963 --> 00:05:40,046 And that, my friends, was a truly shitty first date. 57 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:15,629 They say a real man knows how to deal with his problems. 58 00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:18,295 So I turned to Mommy. 59 00:06:18,296 --> 00:06:19,380 Mom? 60 00:06:22,505 --> 00:06:26,713 Was Dad successful with the girls? 61 00:06:28,671 --> 00:06:29,921 Oh, yes! 62 00:06:30,963 --> 00:06:32,712 Too successful for his own good. 63 00:06:32,713 --> 00:06:35,087 Stop honking, you fucker! 64 00:06:35,088 --> 00:06:39,338 I'll come and shove that fucking horn up your ass! Fuck! 65 00:06:40,588 --> 00:06:43,921 Fucking stop honking that fucking horn! 66 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,295 Fuck you too! Fuck you! 67 00:06:47,296 --> 00:06:50,046 I hope you never fucking get an erection, you asshole! 68 00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:09,295 Hello there, Mrs. Alfred! 69 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,546 Take it easy on the cigarettes, Alin! 70 00:07:12,505 --> 00:07:15,255 I don't want you being a bad influence on my Andrei. 71 00:07:19,713 --> 00:07:20,755 So? 72 00:07:22,296 --> 00:07:24,880 Is your mom gonna let you come to the party tonight? 73 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:30,295 Actually, she agreed that I can come by your place 74 00:07:30,296 --> 00:07:33,337 and... study. 75 00:07:33,338 --> 00:07:35,046 Say... Clever! 76 00:07:35,921 --> 00:07:38,087 You're not such a dumb cow after all. 77 00:07:38,088 --> 00:07:41,295 - Do you wanna suck on my titty? - Yeah. Yeah, just like a little... 78 00:07:41,296 --> 00:07:45,505 Believe me, this wasn't even the weirdest thing I did in this costume. 79 00:08:10,546 --> 00:08:11,713 So... 80 00:08:13,755 --> 00:08:15,962 You gonna hook up with her? 81 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:18,130 I'm way past that. 82 00:08:19,213 --> 00:08:23,588 Besides, everybody is looking at me like I'm the guy who took the dump last time. 83 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:25,880 Nobody remembers that. 84 00:08:27,171 --> 00:08:29,921 Yeah. Do you remember? Oh, my God! 85 00:08:30,963 --> 00:08:35,171 You walk up to her, you grab her hand. 86 00:08:36,171 --> 00:08:38,546 You ask her to dance. 87 00:08:39,546 --> 00:08:44,546 You pretend to be interested in whatever bullshit she spews, and you fuck her! 88 00:08:47,421 --> 00:08:49,295 Have you ever fucked a virgin? 89 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:51,629 - No! - No! Have you? 90 00:08:51,630 --> 00:08:53,295 Not yet, but... 91 00:08:53,296 --> 00:08:54,712 What is he doing? 92 00:08:54,713 --> 00:08:57,796 Wow, I looked like I was jacking off angels. 93 00:09:00,963 --> 00:09:01,963 Hey... 94 00:09:03,005 --> 00:09:05,588 - Hey... - What you pointing at? 95 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,171 The... sky, it seems. 96 00:09:11,588 --> 00:09:13,087 Your hands okay? 97 00:09:13,088 --> 00:09:15,380 Ah, yeah, yeah, no... they're okay. 98 00:09:16,588 --> 00:09:19,630 They're very fine... fine hands. Just... 99 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:26,838 Relax. 100 00:09:27,921 --> 00:09:29,505 Oh, shit! 101 00:09:34,713 --> 00:09:36,046 You're cute. 102 00:09:46,838 --> 00:09:48,421 How you doing? 103 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:51,712 - You're doing great. - Oh, thanks. 104 00:09:51,713 --> 00:09:55,880 So... Listen, there's something I want to tell you. 105 00:09:57,046 --> 00:09:58,338 Follow me. 106 00:10:03,630 --> 00:10:05,046 Go! 107 00:10:09,005 --> 00:10:10,588 I know you're in love with me. 108 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,255 Me? No way. 109 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,545 Shh! I think it's cute. 110 00:10:16,546 --> 00:10:19,170 A lot of guys have been crazy for me, 111 00:10:19,171 --> 00:10:21,546 but you've literally been mad for years. 112 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:23,921 Well, yeah. 113 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,046 I know what you want! 114 00:10:32,213 --> 00:10:33,838 Yeah, I love you. 115 00:10:35,255 --> 00:10:36,255 But I'm... I... 116 00:10:37,546 --> 00:10:40,588 I... Look, I'm... 117 00:10:41,463 --> 00:10:45,920 I'm... not like the other guys. 118 00:10:45,921 --> 00:10:47,795 No, don't blow it, man. 119 00:10:47,796 --> 00:10:51,629 But I'm not that shallow to just want to have sex with you. 120 00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:55,004 It's not called being shallow, it's called not being stupid. 121 00:10:55,005 --> 00:10:56,545 I want a relationship. 122 00:10:56,546 --> 00:10:58,420 Say what? 123 00:10:58,421 --> 00:10:59,379 What? 124 00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:04,087 Something that... that lasts into all of eternity. 125 00:11:04,088 --> 00:11:05,671 - And... - Shh! What the fuck? 126 00:11:06,546 --> 00:11:07,462 Are you serious? 127 00:11:07,463 --> 00:11:08,920 Ah, yeah... what the fuck? 128 00:11:08,921 --> 00:11:11,588 In what relationship? Look... 129 00:11:15,213 --> 00:11:21,921 I'm the hottest girl at school and you're... you. 130 00:11:24,171 --> 00:11:25,588 Stop being silly. 131 00:11:30,671 --> 00:11:33,005 Sorry, guy in the fourth row. No boobies for you. 132 00:11:33,796 --> 00:11:37,670 Rather than have you for one night 133 00:11:37,671 --> 00:11:42,380 and then lose any chance of having you forever... 134 00:11:43,713 --> 00:11:45,213 I'd rather not have you at all. 135 00:11:47,921 --> 00:11:50,255 I just nutted when your boobs touched my chest. 136 00:11:51,838 --> 00:11:53,338 God, you're a fucking moron! 137 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,837 Wow, twice! 138 00:11:55,838 --> 00:11:59,088 I'm giving you what any guy would kill to have and you say "No thanks"? 139 00:12:03,171 --> 00:12:04,463 Fuck you! 140 00:12:28,463 --> 00:12:30,879 I think I just made the biggest mistake of my life. 141 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,004 Isn't that what your mom said when you were born? 142 00:12:33,005 --> 00:12:34,380 Cut it out, dumb ass! 143 00:12:36,671 --> 00:12:38,004 I meant Ramona. 144 00:12:38,005 --> 00:12:41,588 Ah, yeah. I'd move out of town if I were you. 145 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:44,796 Maybe even the city. 146 00:12:45,671 --> 00:12:48,296 The town is the city, you fuckwit. 147 00:12:50,755 --> 00:12:53,588 I just can't have sex with a girl if we're not in a relationship. 148 00:12:57,255 --> 00:13:00,505 - You wanna do it or should I? - Oh, you've known him longer. 149 00:13:04,838 --> 00:13:05,963 Alright. 150 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,838 Listen, motherfucker! 151 00:13:10,713 --> 00:13:14,379 I would take a science test every day for the rest of my life 152 00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:16,213 just to smell that pussy! 153 00:13:19,046 --> 00:13:21,588 Yeah, well, maybe I'm dumber. 154 00:13:24,588 --> 00:13:26,963 Forget about it. You made the right call. 155 00:13:28,588 --> 00:13:31,296 Ramona means more to you than just a one-night stand. 156 00:13:32,838 --> 00:13:34,587 I was good. 157 00:13:34,588 --> 00:13:36,920 Ramona was now Silviu's girlfriend, 158 00:13:36,921 --> 00:13:40,505 giving me the perfect excuse to forget about her. 159 00:13:44,713 --> 00:13:46,254 Day after day 160 00:13:46,255 --> 00:13:50,045 and I couldn't believe Silviu hadn't been hit by a truck 161 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,630 or struck by lightning or something. 162 00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,670 Shut up, dude! In life it's always better to be honest. 163 00:14:00,671 --> 00:14:03,088 Yes, if you're retarded. 164 00:14:04,213 --> 00:14:07,796 Because retarded people don't understand the concept of getting away with lies. 165 00:14:11,171 --> 00:14:13,170 Come on, finish my homework. 166 00:14:13,171 --> 00:14:15,421 - Please, I... - No, no. Finish it now. 167 00:14:16,213 --> 00:14:18,462 - Faster! - Okay. 168 00:14:18,463 --> 00:14:21,004 Silviu, we need to talk. 169 00:14:21,005 --> 00:14:24,545 Make it fast, I'm busy with my math homework. 170 00:14:24,546 --> 00:14:26,420 Here's the thing... 171 00:14:26,421 --> 00:14:29,170 I know Ramona only hooked up with you to get back at me... 172 00:14:29,171 --> 00:14:31,462 - My God... - I think you can tell that as well. 173 00:14:31,463 --> 00:14:33,004 It's like he's breaking up with him. 174 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:36,087 ...for the sake of our long-lasting friendship, 175 00:14:36,088 --> 00:14:38,630 I think you'd agree that you should break up with her. 176 00:14:42,171 --> 00:14:43,545 What did you say? 177 00:14:43,546 --> 00:14:47,337 Yeah, it's only fair for you to not be caught between me and Ramona 178 00:14:47,338 --> 00:14:49,588 just so that she can make me jealous. 179 00:14:52,921 --> 00:14:54,588 So I'm just a loser 180 00:14:55,713 --> 00:14:58,713 and there's no way she can actually be into me, right? 181 00:14:59,588 --> 00:15:02,295 No, what I meant to say... 182 00:15:02,296 --> 00:15:04,463 What? That you're better than me? 183 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:08,671 No, I just don't want you to get hurt. 184 00:15:09,296 --> 00:15:12,005 Hey, babe, check this little shit out. 185 00:15:16,838 --> 00:15:20,005 He says you only got with me to get back at him. 186 00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:23,046 - What? - Is that true? 187 00:15:24,713 --> 00:15:26,338 I don't know what he's talking about. 188 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,254 I've had a crush on you ever since I saw you. 189 00:15:29,255 --> 00:15:32,213 Ramona, let's be honest. 190 00:15:33,546 --> 00:15:36,505 The best thing in life is to be honest, right? 191 00:15:37,463 --> 00:15:42,255 It's better that you confess to Silviu now that you got mad at me because... 192 00:15:42,755 --> 00:15:44,879 I didn't want to have sex with you that night 193 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,629 and that is why you're doing all of this. 194 00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:49,463 You must be out of your mind. 195 00:15:50,338 --> 00:15:53,671 Silviu is the only man I would ever want to... 196 00:15:57,671 --> 00:15:59,213 make love to. 197 00:15:59,838 --> 00:16:01,130 Bitch! 198 00:16:01,713 --> 00:16:05,545 And by the way... I didn't want Silviu to know, 199 00:16:05,546 --> 00:16:08,587 but could you please stop texting me in the middle of the night? 200 00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:10,712 - What? - I'm really not interested. 201 00:16:10,713 --> 00:16:12,754 You're texting my girl in the middle of the night? 202 00:16:12,755 --> 00:16:15,962 - No, she's lying! - So you're calling my girlfriend a liar! 203 00:16:15,963 --> 00:16:19,921 If I didn't say no to her, she wouldn't even be your fucking girlfriend! 204 00:16:20,755 --> 00:16:22,046 Shit! 205 00:16:30,046 --> 00:16:31,380 Told you so. 206 00:16:38,713 --> 00:16:39,962 If you've got a girl pregnant, 207 00:16:39,963 --> 00:16:44,004 I swear I will break your neck, her legs 208 00:16:44,005 --> 00:16:45,796 and raise the child as my own! 209 00:16:51,088 --> 00:16:53,087 It's not that big a deal. 210 00:16:53,088 --> 00:16:56,921 Why didn't you say so? Scaring me like that. 211 00:16:58,338 --> 00:16:59,838 Then what's the matter? 212 00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:05,170 You know that girl Ramona that I like? 213 00:17:05,171 --> 00:17:06,587 Well, the thing is... 214 00:17:06,588 --> 00:17:08,462 She's pregnant, I knew it! 215 00:17:08,463 --> 00:17:11,087 I swear I will break your neck! 216 00:17:11,088 --> 00:17:13,588 Mom! No one is pregnant. 217 00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:16,671 It's just that... 218 00:17:17,713 --> 00:17:19,046 I like her. 219 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:21,255 A lot. 220 00:17:22,213 --> 00:17:23,755 But she's hooked up with Silviu. 221 00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:27,254 And she did it just to make me mad! 222 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,130 - Why would you get mad? - Well... 223 00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:36,004 ...because I refused to have sex with her. 224 00:17:36,005 --> 00:17:41,046 - What... with Silviu? - No, Mom! With Ramona! 225 00:17:41,921 --> 00:17:45,296 Well, good then. That was very wise of you to do that. 226 00:17:47,255 --> 00:17:49,546 You know what sex is, right? 227 00:17:51,296 --> 00:17:53,795 - The fastest way to get a girl pregnant! - Yeah... 228 00:17:53,796 --> 00:17:56,296 ...but now I feel like I let her down. 229 00:18:01,338 --> 00:18:03,505 Honey, you're still young. 230 00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:09,171 You have absolutely no idea what it takes to actually disappoint a woman. 231 00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:13,380 But believe me, between now and your fifties, 232 00:18:14,213 --> 00:18:19,088 you're gonna have so many women to disappoint. It's fantastic. 233 00:18:23,213 --> 00:18:25,296 Thanks for the confidence boost. 234 00:18:27,088 --> 00:18:28,880 You know what you actually need? 235 00:18:30,505 --> 00:18:32,046 A break. 236 00:18:40,255 --> 00:18:42,420 I was embarrassed and tired, 237 00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:45,713 but worst of all I was on vacation with my mom. 238 00:18:46,963 --> 00:18:52,588 But that all changed the moment I laid my eyes upon... her! 239 00:19:05,838 --> 00:19:07,588 What the hell's wrong with you? 240 00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:10,254 Never seen a lobby before? 241 00:19:10,255 --> 00:19:11,671 Our room is upstairs! 242 00:19:13,005 --> 00:19:15,088 Yeah, right. 243 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:20,213 You go. I wanna check out the place. 244 00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:27,283 - Thank you so much. - Thank you, guys, have a safe travel. 245 00:19:29,171 --> 00:19:30,338 Hey! 246 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:36,129 Listen. Do you know the girl at the front desk? 247 00:19:36,130 --> 00:19:37,838 I'm... I'm asking for a friend. 248 00:19:38,671 --> 00:19:39,671 Forget about her. 249 00:19:40,255 --> 00:19:41,380 That girl is shady, man. 250 00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:45,630 I heard she is into... 251 00:19:48,171 --> 00:19:49,463 Video chat! 252 00:19:50,338 --> 00:19:51,380 God! 253 00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:55,463 That is... that is preposterous. 254 00:19:59,421 --> 00:20:01,713 - So can you introduce me to her? - Sure. 255 00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:06,420 Yo, Blondie, this guy likes you! 256 00:20:06,421 --> 00:20:08,296 It's all arranged, sir. 257 00:20:10,755 --> 00:20:12,587 Now that I had my intro, 258 00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:15,796 it was time to use my gold medal pick-up line on her. 259 00:20:16,505 --> 00:20:18,963 Hey, pretty! 260 00:20:20,046 --> 00:20:24,380 Do you believe in love at first sight? 261 00:20:25,421 --> 00:20:28,088 In case you were wondering how I was still a virgin... 262 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,837 That's how. 263 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:37,420 What I meant to say is that you are the most beautiful woman in the whole hotel, 264 00:20:37,421 --> 00:20:41,546 a title which you share with my mother, whom I love, 265 00:20:42,838 --> 00:20:44,755 even when she dresses just like me. 266 00:20:53,505 --> 00:20:56,755 Congrats! You've earned the chance to ask me my name. 267 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:02,254 So... What is your name? 268 00:21:02,255 --> 00:21:03,963 Anemona. Pleased to meet you. 269 00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:05,838 Andrei. 270 00:21:07,171 --> 00:21:10,463 And I would very much like to take you out. 271 00:21:15,088 --> 00:21:16,546 Sorry for wasting your time. 272 00:21:18,921 --> 00:21:21,296 You can take me for a walk on the beach. 273 00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:37,088 So... 274 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:40,130 What do you do when you're not working here? 275 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,338 I go to college. 276 00:21:45,213 --> 00:21:47,463 Right, because... 277 00:21:48,796 --> 00:21:52,587 the guy at the bar actually told me 278 00:21:52,588 --> 00:21:55,671 you do video chat? 279 00:21:57,630 --> 00:22:00,338 The guy at the bar has been hitting on me all summer. 280 00:22:01,088 --> 00:22:02,504 You know what guys are like. 281 00:22:02,505 --> 00:22:05,338 If a girl says no, she's suddenly a slut. 282 00:22:06,755 --> 00:22:07,795 That's not true. 283 00:22:07,796 --> 00:22:10,296 Except for Ramona, that slut! 284 00:22:11,921 --> 00:22:13,130 Anyway... 285 00:22:14,213 --> 00:22:18,421 I think my mom would rather me be doing video chat than working in a hotel. 286 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:20,463 Weird. 287 00:22:30,130 --> 00:22:32,880 Listen, you should know that... 288 00:22:35,338 --> 00:22:36,505 I have a boyfriend. 289 00:22:38,671 --> 00:22:40,921 I don't want you to get the wrong idea, just... 290 00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:45,212 Let's just enjoy the night and that's all. 291 00:22:45,213 --> 00:22:46,213 Yeah. 292 00:22:52,630 --> 00:22:55,380 I'd still like to know more about you. 293 00:22:58,296 --> 00:23:01,380 So... what does your dad do? 294 00:23:02,338 --> 00:23:04,088 Everything but mind us. 295 00:23:05,755 --> 00:23:07,255 Sounds like he could be my dad. 296 00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:11,713 Maybe we're brother and sister. 297 00:23:12,213 --> 00:23:13,338 Like Cersei and Jaime? 298 00:23:14,796 --> 00:23:16,880 Then this would be a really weird date. 299 00:23:17,713 --> 00:23:19,171 So it is a date! 300 00:23:21,005 --> 00:23:25,880 Well, you know... Dates usually end with a kiss. 301 00:23:31,713 --> 00:23:33,505 Only if you impress the girl. 302 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,921 We're already in the moonlight. 303 00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:43,088 You've got the sea over here. 304 00:23:44,713 --> 00:23:45,963 What else would you want? 305 00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:48,671 A serenade? 306 00:23:51,505 --> 00:23:52,546 Really? 307 00:24:11,213 --> 00:24:16,713 Wise men say 308 00:24:18,755 --> 00:24:24,338 Only fools rush in 309 00:24:26,921 --> 00:24:32,338 Shall I stay 310 00:24:33,713 --> 00:24:38,838 Would it be a sin? 311 00:24:40,963 --> 00:24:46,254 If I can't help 312 00:24:46,255 --> 00:24:52,671 Falling in love with you 313 00:24:55,713 --> 00:24:58,588 Like a river flows 314 00:24:59,463 --> 00:25:01,713 Surely to the sea 315 00:25:02,338 --> 00:25:05,379 Darling, so it goes 316 00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:11,505 Some things are meant to be 317 00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:16,880 Take my hand 318 00:25:25,296 --> 00:25:28,879 That one kiss from her gave me a pocket rocket so strong 319 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,588 I could've karate chopped a board in half with it! 320 00:25:46,338 --> 00:25:48,337 I regret nothing. 321 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,213 Who the fuck is Rien? 322 00:26:08,838 --> 00:26:10,380 Warm up the machine. 323 00:26:11,255 --> 00:26:13,796 Failure to properly warm up the engine 324 00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:16,630 and various other machine components 325 00:26:17,338 --> 00:26:21,712 can result in a decrease in service life of the machine. 326 00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:23,171 Or in malfunctions. 327 00:26:23,796 --> 00:26:27,962 In winter, run the engine for at least five minutes 328 00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:29,546 for proper warm up. 329 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:33,379 Then, run the engine at a low speed 330 00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:36,254 without a load to warm up the hydraulic oil 331 00:26:36,255 --> 00:26:38,546 and other machine components. 332 00:26:39,255 --> 00:26:40,838 Keep the engine clean! 333 00:26:41,671 --> 00:26:45,004 Dead leaves, paper dust and oil stains 334 00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:47,837 on and around the engine 335 00:26:47,838 --> 00:26:49,255 can catch fire. 336 00:26:49,755 --> 00:26:54,088 Remove all such debris before commencing operation. 337 00:27:18,963 --> 00:27:21,462 Wait a minute, I can't show you this part. 338 00:27:21,463 --> 00:27:23,713 There are children in the audience, for crying out loud! 339 00:27:24,963 --> 00:27:29,963 But I swear it was as sweet and delicious as a heavenly dessert. 340 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,629 You know that moment 341 00:27:33,630 --> 00:27:37,255 when you dip your finger into the honey jar, 342 00:27:38,338 --> 00:27:41,421 and it's so warm and sticky. 343 00:27:42,296 --> 00:27:43,755 You can't get enough. 344 00:27:46,588 --> 00:27:52,130 Or when you're enjoying a fluffy juicy cake 345 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,796 and it just melts into your mouth. 346 00:27:58,171 --> 00:28:02,171 Then, you feel like going for the cupcakes. 347 00:28:03,171 --> 00:28:06,213 And you play with those perfect cherries. 348 00:28:06,921 --> 00:28:12,380 Not too big, not too small... just right. 349 00:28:20,380 --> 00:28:22,212 Something serious must've happened 350 00:28:22,213 --> 00:28:24,754 if she was calling me that late at night. 351 00:28:24,755 --> 00:28:26,920 But then I decided to look on the bright side: 352 00:28:26,921 --> 00:28:28,213 Maybe she was dying. 353 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,755 Now, where were we? 354 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:37,837 Oh, yeah! The grand finale, 355 00:28:37,838 --> 00:28:40,005 when you top it off with champagne. 356 00:28:40,713 --> 00:28:42,005 Lots of champagne. 357 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:46,421 Especially if the bottle's not been shaken in awhile. 358 00:28:50,838 --> 00:28:51,838 Lower... 359 00:28:53,838 --> 00:28:54,921 Lower... 360 00:28:59,921 --> 00:29:00,963 Do it! 361 00:29:02,005 --> 00:29:03,380 Do what? 362 00:29:05,505 --> 00:29:07,213 Holy... Mom! 363 00:29:08,255 --> 00:29:11,046 - What time is it? - 10 a.m. 364 00:29:11,671 --> 00:29:15,880 Come on, get dressed, we're missing out on tan-time. 365 00:29:18,796 --> 00:29:20,505 Just let me freshen up a bit. 366 00:29:23,296 --> 00:29:26,920 I really wanted Anemona to like me in daytime as well. 367 00:29:26,921 --> 00:29:30,463 So I needed a little bit of maintenance. 368 00:29:32,463 --> 00:29:33,838 I styled my hair. 369 00:29:34,963 --> 00:29:36,171 Brushed my teeth. 370 00:29:39,588 --> 00:29:41,213 Heck, I even showered! 371 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,879 It was pretty obvious that I was in a great mood, 372 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,213 but what's up with my mom? 373 00:29:52,838 --> 00:29:54,880 Why is she so upbeat and cheerful? 374 00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:04,671 Hey, dude, guess what? 375 00:30:05,213 --> 00:30:07,545 I just had a date with Anemona last night. 376 00:30:07,546 --> 00:30:10,713 And I fucked your mother last night. 377 00:30:17,088 --> 00:30:18,088 Mom? 378 00:30:21,755 --> 00:30:22,880 I don't wanna know. 379 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,712 You met someone last night, didn't you? 380 00:30:26,713 --> 00:30:28,170 Actually, I did. 381 00:30:28,171 --> 00:30:29,463 Someone I like... 382 00:30:32,755 --> 00:30:33,755 I knew it. 383 00:30:37,755 --> 00:30:39,380 But it's okay. 384 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:43,255 - As long as you're happy. - No, Mom. Not him. 385 00:30:44,005 --> 00:30:45,546 It's alright, Andrei. 386 00:30:46,963 --> 00:30:48,671 At least you can't get him pregnant. 387 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,088 Anemona! 388 00:30:59,630 --> 00:31:00,921 What's wrong? 389 00:31:01,463 --> 00:31:03,796 - They fired me. - What? 390 00:31:04,838 --> 00:31:08,046 My supervisor came to me this morning and said I was fired. 391 00:31:12,713 --> 00:31:14,171 She saw you leaving my room. 392 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,588 It's all my fault. 393 00:31:25,546 --> 00:31:27,088 It could have been anyone. 394 00:31:27,838 --> 00:31:30,463 Okay, there's a reality check! 395 00:31:34,005 --> 00:31:37,629 So what now? Why are you all packed? 396 00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:39,963 Because it's over for me here. 397 00:31:41,130 --> 00:31:43,338 My boyfriend is coming to pick me up soon. 398 00:31:46,421 --> 00:31:48,546 He can't see us together, you know? 399 00:31:49,838 --> 00:31:52,255 And the hits just keep on coming. 400 00:31:56,505 --> 00:31:58,421 I just wish we had a little more time together. 401 00:32:00,338 --> 00:32:03,129 Alright, man up, show some grit! 402 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:04,713 I don't want you to go. 403 00:32:07,671 --> 00:32:09,296 Please don't go. 404 00:32:10,463 --> 00:32:14,963 Apparently, my flair for the dramatic outweighs my toughness. 405 00:32:15,671 --> 00:32:17,171 It came out like a flood! 406 00:32:17,755 --> 00:32:20,629 You know what? Fuck that, it's my story! 407 00:32:20,630 --> 00:32:22,337 It was raining hardcore! 408 00:32:22,338 --> 00:32:25,005 It was raining like the great flood was coming! 409 00:32:29,796 --> 00:32:31,129 We'll keep in touch. 410 00:32:31,130 --> 00:32:32,963 - I'll come visit. - No! 411 00:32:34,296 --> 00:32:35,546 You can't, Andrei. 412 00:32:36,338 --> 00:32:38,338 You live at the other end of the country. 413 00:32:39,130 --> 00:32:40,130 This... 414 00:32:40,505 --> 00:32:41,755 Us... 415 00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:44,963 it would never work. 416 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,838 Why fool ourselves? 417 00:32:54,213 --> 00:32:56,296 It's... It's from the rain. 418 00:32:59,588 --> 00:33:01,005 Hey... 419 00:33:02,671 --> 00:33:05,379 If what happened between us was meant to be, 420 00:33:05,380 --> 00:33:07,296 I'm sure we'll meet again. 421 00:33:08,380 --> 00:33:10,630 I have faith in these kind of things. 422 00:33:12,005 --> 00:33:14,879 Just because a story doesn't have a happy ending, 423 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,338 doesn't mean that it's over. 424 00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:44,671 I take you to the beach to cheer you up and you leave here even more depressed? 425 00:33:45,338 --> 00:33:49,295 You're being silly, Andrei! Besides, I don't even think he's that great a guy! 426 00:33:49,296 --> 00:33:52,046 Mom! She's a girl! 427 00:33:53,213 --> 00:33:54,505 Her name is Anemona 428 00:33:55,421 --> 00:33:58,295 and she is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. 429 00:33:58,296 --> 00:34:00,420 Oh, yeah? That's funny. 430 00:34:00,421 --> 00:34:01,920 I was under the impression 431 00:34:01,921 --> 00:34:04,241 that your mother was the most beautiful woman in the world. 432 00:34:04,755 --> 00:34:07,130 - What about Ramona? - What do I care? 433 00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:11,170 All I want right now is to be with Anemona and no one else. 434 00:34:11,171 --> 00:34:15,213 Well, good for you! That's my boy! 435 00:34:16,171 --> 00:34:20,379 I'm glad I raised me a boy who knows exactly what he wants in life. 436 00:34:20,380 --> 00:34:21,921 That's good! 437 00:34:26,005 --> 00:34:28,546 Yeah, great... 438 00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:32,795 On second thought, I need you to drop me off at Ramona's 439 00:34:32,796 --> 00:34:34,921 - as soon as we get there! - What the fuck?! 440 00:34:39,213 --> 00:34:42,380 Hi there, I'm Andrei, Ramona's classmate. 441 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,046 Is your daughter home? 442 00:34:45,838 --> 00:34:47,213 Ramona is my sister. 443 00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:50,421 I may be older, but I'm not her mother! 444 00:34:51,171 --> 00:34:53,005 God! Come in. 445 00:35:07,713 --> 00:35:09,713 Are you... alright? 446 00:35:10,713 --> 00:35:12,296 Do I fucking look alright? 447 00:35:13,713 --> 00:35:15,004 Look at me! 448 00:35:15,005 --> 00:35:16,920 And is it alright for me to call you like crazy 449 00:35:16,921 --> 00:35:19,879 and for you to ignore me like I'm nothing? 450 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,546 So I didn't feel like answering my phone. Big deal. 451 00:35:25,338 --> 00:35:27,671 What, are we together all of a sudden? 452 00:35:29,171 --> 00:35:31,213 Or maybe you're just jealous. 453 00:35:33,838 --> 00:35:35,046 Jealous of what? 454 00:35:38,088 --> 00:35:39,213 I have a girlfriend now. 455 00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:43,255 Really? What's her full name? 456 00:35:44,338 --> 00:35:46,296 I don't know it. 457 00:35:46,796 --> 00:35:48,463 What's her phone number? 458 00:35:50,838 --> 00:35:52,171 I don't have it. 459 00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:54,962 Is your girlfriend your left hand? 460 00:35:54,963 --> 00:35:56,671 Fuck you! She's real! 461 00:35:58,296 --> 00:35:59,588 I just can't prove it. 462 00:36:01,421 --> 00:36:05,213 You know, that's what they say about aliens, and God too. 463 00:36:07,171 --> 00:36:08,545 You're just jealous. 464 00:36:08,546 --> 00:36:11,088 Jealous? Me? 465 00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:14,004 Get fucking real, Andrei! 466 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:17,630 You're crazy about me! You always come running like a puppy! 467 00:36:20,171 --> 00:36:21,712 I just have to lift my finger. 468 00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:23,171 - Yeah? - Yeah! 469 00:36:25,005 --> 00:36:28,295 Well, you know what? Suck it, Ramona! 470 00:36:28,296 --> 00:36:30,088 I don't need you in my life! 471 00:36:31,796 --> 00:36:35,255 There are... There are thousands of girls out there way hotter than you! 472 00:36:36,421 --> 00:36:38,213 Which I haven't met yet, it's true. 473 00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:42,380 But I'm pretty fucking sure none of them would treat me the way you do! 474 00:36:47,130 --> 00:36:49,255 I'm just your puppy. Puppy... 475 00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:54,255 Your puppy... 476 00:36:59,796 --> 00:37:02,588 I'm not that sorry Silviu beat you. 477 00:37:04,796 --> 00:37:06,255 I'll go to the police 478 00:37:08,380 --> 00:37:09,755 and tell them you did it. 479 00:37:10,296 --> 00:37:13,963 I'll tell them you left these marks on my face. 480 00:37:16,421 --> 00:37:18,380 And see how smart you think you are then. 481 00:37:19,796 --> 00:37:20,796 Idiot. 482 00:37:25,005 --> 00:37:25,962 And fuck off! 483 00:37:25,963 --> 00:37:27,130 What happened? 484 00:37:27,838 --> 00:37:30,046 Andrei, stop being like this! She needs you. 485 00:37:30,963 --> 00:37:33,130 You know what? You can suck it too! 486 00:37:34,296 --> 00:37:35,671 Okay. When? 487 00:37:39,838 --> 00:37:42,796 How could I have possibly hit Ramona? I was at the seaside. 488 00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:45,629 Then who did? 489 00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,713 Scooby-Doo! Who do you think it was? 490 00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:50,045 Silviu. 491 00:37:50,046 --> 00:37:53,420 Or maybe she did it to herself? 492 00:37:53,421 --> 00:37:56,337 Well, if it was Silviu, why would she say it was you? 493 00:37:56,338 --> 00:37:58,755 Because Ramona is the offspring of Satan, that's why! 494 00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:03,880 What I meant to say... 495 00:38:08,546 --> 00:38:09,962 Really, Carla? Tampons? 496 00:38:09,963 --> 00:38:11,421 It's all I had to throw. 497 00:38:25,713 --> 00:38:26,921 Cut the bullshit! 498 00:38:27,505 --> 00:38:29,712 You think that just because you're not saying anything, 499 00:38:29,713 --> 00:38:31,005 I can't see that you're upset? 500 00:38:33,630 --> 00:38:37,171 Ramona told the school some pretty bad lies about me, 501 00:38:38,005 --> 00:38:40,296 because I've been ignoring her. 502 00:38:41,005 --> 00:38:43,445 Well, that's what any girl would do if she felt hurt by a guy. 503 00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:46,379 It means that she cares for you. 504 00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:47,630 Really? 505 00:38:49,671 --> 00:38:52,671 Dude, I don't get women at all! 506 00:38:54,463 --> 00:38:57,379 How come every time I try something with a girl, 507 00:38:57,380 --> 00:38:59,545 I end up looking like a loser? 508 00:38:59,546 --> 00:39:02,463 What do you really want? You want Ramona? 509 00:39:04,005 --> 00:39:07,921 I thought you were in love with that girl from the beach, what's her name? 510 00:39:10,755 --> 00:39:11,838 Anemona? 511 00:39:14,296 --> 00:39:17,505 I don't have her number, I don't have her Facebook. 512 00:39:18,588 --> 00:39:19,920 She's not to be found. 513 00:39:19,921 --> 00:39:23,295 Just because someone's not on Facebook doesn't mean they don't exist. 514 00:39:23,296 --> 00:39:24,962 But they have Instagram. 515 00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:27,255 You can't give up just because you're afraid of failure. 516 00:39:33,421 --> 00:39:36,795 Hey, don't judge me! I was 17 and single! 517 00:39:36,796 --> 00:39:40,171 What did you want me to use the Internet for? Learning history? 518 00:39:44,838 --> 00:39:47,712 She forgot her wallet in my taxi a few days back 519 00:39:47,713 --> 00:39:49,463 so I'm trying to give it to her in person. 520 00:39:52,463 --> 00:39:53,463 Hello? 521 00:39:54,755 --> 00:39:55,755 Hi, Anemona! 522 00:39:56,755 --> 00:39:57,755 It's Andrei. 523 00:39:58,963 --> 00:40:00,755 I sang to you on the beach. 524 00:40:02,130 --> 00:40:04,255 You'll have to be more specific than that. 525 00:40:04,921 --> 00:40:07,504 I've had lots of boys singing to me on the beach. 526 00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:10,296 I'm kidding, Andrei! How are things? What's up? 527 00:40:11,463 --> 00:40:14,338 It's all good, I'm good. 528 00:40:15,255 --> 00:40:18,212 Listen, I'll be at the seaside for a couple of days... 529 00:40:18,213 --> 00:40:23,462 and I was thinking that maybe we can grab a coffee sometime? 530 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:27,170 Sure, that sounds nice. Where are you gonna stay? 531 00:40:27,171 --> 00:40:28,712 I'll find a decent hotel. 532 00:40:28,713 --> 00:40:31,046 Nonsense! You can crash with me. 533 00:40:32,338 --> 00:40:34,420 Play hard to get. 534 00:40:34,421 --> 00:40:35,421 Sure. 535 00:40:35,838 --> 00:40:38,213 Sure, I... If you insist. 536 00:41:33,588 --> 00:41:35,130 Let me show you something. 537 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:52,880 Hey? 538 00:41:57,463 --> 00:41:58,921 Are you constipated? 539 00:42:02,588 --> 00:42:04,380 This is so good. 540 00:42:06,171 --> 00:42:07,171 I'm coming! 541 00:42:08,088 --> 00:42:10,921 - I'm coming! - Just hurry the hell up and get out! 542 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:35,921 Open the door! 543 00:42:41,088 --> 00:42:43,712 Open the door or I will break it in! 544 00:42:43,713 --> 00:42:45,545 - No, I'm gonna go. - No, I'm going. 545 00:42:45,546 --> 00:42:47,462 - You're in the girls' bathroom. - So what? 546 00:42:47,463 --> 00:42:49,838 - Let me go! - I'll go. You stay here, okay? 547 00:42:50,546 --> 00:42:52,170 - You trust me? - Yes. 548 00:42:52,171 --> 00:42:53,630 Okay, I'll go then. 549 00:42:55,338 --> 00:42:56,380 Okay. 550 00:43:02,796 --> 00:43:06,630 - Out! I wanna talk to this guy. - I'm not leaving without him. 551 00:43:09,046 --> 00:43:10,338 Out now! 552 00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:13,755 It's okay. I'll be fine. 553 00:43:14,338 --> 00:43:16,837 I'm only just about to be murdered, that's all. 554 00:43:16,838 --> 00:43:20,588 Okay, little man, I'm gonna ask you one question. 555 00:43:21,921 --> 00:43:24,713 And you better god damn well think hard about the answer! 556 00:43:26,380 --> 00:43:28,505 Were you fucking in here? 557 00:43:32,130 --> 00:43:36,046 Regretfully, yes, kind sir. 558 00:43:36,838 --> 00:43:40,088 And I honestly didn't even enjoy it all that much. 559 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,338 Man to man, I congratulate you! 560 00:43:46,046 --> 00:43:48,255 As a bouncer... wrong motherfucking answer! 561 00:43:49,088 --> 00:43:52,755 It was at this moment that he knew. He fucked up! 562 00:43:57,546 --> 00:44:01,630 - Ow! - Oh, God, this is totally my fault. 563 00:44:03,546 --> 00:44:05,796 Don't worry about it. It was worth it. 564 00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:12,462 I think I might have an idea 565 00:44:12,463 --> 00:44:15,296 that will make you feel even better. 566 00:44:23,338 --> 00:44:25,880 And that's when I understood the meaning of life. 567 00:44:26,380 --> 00:44:28,046 You... 568 00:44:30,630 --> 00:44:32,546 Blowjobs. 569 00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:39,004 That night I helped her with an IT problem. 570 00:44:39,005 --> 00:44:45,213 She had a beautiful pink laptop with a very nice USB port. 571 00:44:46,755 --> 00:44:50,588 My USB stick was... average and... 572 00:44:52,005 --> 00:44:55,546 Wait a minute, it's my damn story! 573 00:44:56,546 --> 00:44:58,838 That USB stick was huge! 574 00:45:03,171 --> 00:45:08,045 I was ready to fit that huge USB into her rear-mounted VGA, 575 00:45:08,046 --> 00:45:12,380 but yeah, she said she wasn't ready for that quite yet. 576 00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:16,505 So... 577 00:45:19,088 --> 00:45:21,213 Did you think about what you're gonna tell him? 578 00:45:22,755 --> 00:45:25,005 I mean... your boyfriend. 579 00:45:26,671 --> 00:45:27,796 About us. 580 00:45:33,463 --> 00:45:35,046 There is no "us," Andrei. 581 00:45:36,963 --> 00:45:38,171 Say what? 582 00:45:41,005 --> 00:45:46,880 I'm with Tudor and I really don't wanna have this conversation right now. 583 00:46:03,213 --> 00:46:05,880 Can we just rewind there a little bit? 584 00:46:07,963 --> 00:46:10,838 I fell in love with you from the first moment I saw you! 585 00:46:13,255 --> 00:46:15,005 You're a really good person, Andrei. 586 00:46:15,755 --> 00:46:17,754 I never thought I'd meet someone like you. 587 00:46:17,755 --> 00:46:20,838 - But apparently not good enough. - It's not that! It's just... 588 00:46:22,171 --> 00:46:27,588 I'm fucked up, okay? You're better off, believe me. 589 00:46:30,546 --> 00:46:34,046 - Can't I be the one to decide that? - There is nothing to decide! 590 00:46:44,630 --> 00:46:47,796 Tudor and I have been together for a really long time. 591 00:46:50,588 --> 00:46:55,588 He is older, he is rich, he has plans. 592 00:46:58,046 --> 00:46:59,463 - He's been good to me. - Okay! 593 00:47:01,088 --> 00:47:02,380 You can stop right there. 594 00:47:07,130 --> 00:47:08,963 I can't walk away from him. 595 00:47:17,255 --> 00:47:19,130 But you can walk away from me. 596 00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:22,796 You can walk away from me. 597 00:47:26,046 --> 00:47:27,088 This is... 598 00:47:28,796 --> 00:47:29,796 I... 599 00:47:32,505 --> 00:47:33,546 Fuck it. 600 00:47:38,213 --> 00:47:40,630 It's how it is. Life sucks. 601 00:47:44,463 --> 00:47:46,046 Maybe you shouldn't have come here. 602 00:47:50,046 --> 00:47:52,338 Don't say that. Don't. 603 00:47:58,130 --> 00:47:59,296 This was all wrong. 604 00:48:06,588 --> 00:48:07,755 But I love you. 605 00:48:08,421 --> 00:48:09,671 You have to go. 606 00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:46,504 The only thing that she didn't realize 607 00:48:46,505 --> 00:48:51,505 was that I didn't fall in love with her because I thought she was perfect. 608 00:48:52,421 --> 00:48:56,337 I fell in love with her because I knew she wasn't. 609 00:48:56,338 --> 00:48:59,920 When you're young and get kicked in the balls, 610 00:48:59,921 --> 00:49:01,087 everybody tells you, 611 00:49:01,088 --> 00:49:04,088 "Ah, you'll be fine! You'll find a non-ball-kicker soon." 612 00:49:05,046 --> 00:49:07,337 They all tell you how it will pass, 613 00:49:07,338 --> 00:49:11,171 how it doesn't really matter what happens right now. 614 00:49:21,088 --> 00:49:23,171 Fuck it, I always choose the wrong girls! 615 00:49:23,963 --> 00:49:26,504 One of them is fucking my best friend, 616 00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:29,130 and the other one has a fucking boyfriend! 617 00:49:34,088 --> 00:49:35,880 What the fuck are you looking at? 618 00:49:39,463 --> 00:49:41,963 It's nothing. It's just... 619 00:49:43,255 --> 00:49:47,087 We wanted to tell you that we found out the truth about you 620 00:49:47,088 --> 00:49:49,921 and we totally think you're very brave. 621 00:49:50,963 --> 00:49:52,629 What the fuck are you talking about? 622 00:49:52,630 --> 00:49:56,962 Ramona told us that Andrei didn't want to have sex with her that night 623 00:49:56,963 --> 00:50:00,462 because he confessed that he likes men. 624 00:50:00,463 --> 00:50:04,045 - What? - Hey, it's okay. 625 00:50:04,046 --> 00:50:07,963 If that's what you all think, then you can all suck my dick! 626 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,587 Maybe not the wisest choice of words in this context. 627 00:50:12,588 --> 00:50:14,087 Yeah? Fuck you too! 628 00:50:14,088 --> 00:50:16,670 Again... So gay! 629 00:50:16,671 --> 00:50:19,795 If I'm gay, then you can all kiss my ass! 630 00:50:19,796 --> 00:50:20,963 Andrei, relax! 631 00:50:21,963 --> 00:50:25,546 Everything makes sense now, and we're all okay with this. 632 00:50:26,296 --> 00:50:27,296 Even the teachers. 633 00:50:30,005 --> 00:50:31,338 The teachers know? 634 00:50:38,213 --> 00:50:42,921 If you ever decide to break up with this loser, give me a call. 635 00:50:44,338 --> 00:50:45,380 Fuck off. 636 00:50:46,505 --> 00:50:48,046 You stupid jackass! 637 00:50:50,213 --> 00:50:53,338 And you... Stop sucking on this fucking ice cream. 638 00:50:59,380 --> 00:51:00,463 Remember this... 639 00:51:01,296 --> 00:51:04,421 If a woman gives herself to you, 640 00:51:05,421 --> 00:51:08,421 she tells you that she wants to fuck you 641 00:51:09,088 --> 00:51:12,087 and... you don't fuck her 642 00:51:12,088 --> 00:51:14,046 'cause you're... 643 00:51:14,588 --> 00:51:17,630 you're retarded or something... 644 00:51:19,171 --> 00:51:20,338 she will make you suffer. 645 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,504 Sure. Just let me press the "go back in time" button 646 00:51:23,505 --> 00:51:24,963 and I'll totally fuck Ramona. 647 00:51:25,588 --> 00:51:27,712 What the fuck do you want me to do now? 648 00:51:27,713 --> 00:51:30,963 Well, for starters... Deal with that shit. 649 00:51:31,963 --> 00:51:36,005 Make everybody stop thinking that you're an insecure gay nerd and a loser. 650 00:51:36,505 --> 00:51:38,505 Hey, I am not a loser! 651 00:51:44,963 --> 00:51:47,254 So now everybody thinks that I'm gay, 652 00:51:47,255 --> 00:51:49,213 the girl I used to like wants to make me suffer, 653 00:51:50,005 --> 00:51:51,920 the girl I love has a boyfriend... 654 00:51:51,921 --> 00:51:54,712 It's like somebody is strangling my soul 655 00:51:54,713 --> 00:51:58,379 while making me listen to Britney Spears. 656 00:51:58,380 --> 00:52:00,962 Yes, horrible. 657 00:52:00,963 --> 00:52:05,963 Does life condemn us to be alone forever if we don't want to be hurt? 658 00:52:06,713 --> 00:52:12,587 Or should we love even though we may cry and suffer and be unhappy? 659 00:52:12,588 --> 00:52:15,755 Man, you want ketchup or mayonnaise? 660 00:52:17,796 --> 00:52:18,796 Jesus... 661 00:52:21,755 --> 00:52:24,630 How could she say I am gay? 662 00:52:26,588 --> 00:52:30,921 Apparently, the only person who would still listen to me was Carla. 663 00:52:32,463 --> 00:52:33,588 I like women. 664 00:52:34,255 --> 00:52:38,380 I live to eat pussy. 665 00:52:42,755 --> 00:52:44,880 So you wanna... 666 00:52:48,671 --> 00:52:50,005 No, I... 667 00:52:52,255 --> 00:52:57,380 I just want to forget about women and love. 668 00:53:05,171 --> 00:53:06,796 Well, this is interesting, 669 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,421 I have 11 fingers. 670 00:53:18,755 --> 00:53:20,130 I'm not kidding. 671 00:53:21,296 --> 00:53:26,129 Look, it's... one, two, three, four, five... 672 00:53:26,130 --> 00:53:30,046 ten, nine, eight, seven, six... 673 00:53:33,005 --> 00:53:36,296 Five plus six equals 11. 674 00:53:36,921 --> 00:53:38,880 My math teacher must've been very proud. 675 00:53:51,130 --> 00:53:52,171 Too much banana. 676 00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:55,005 Stop tripping. 677 00:53:58,005 --> 00:53:59,046 I know. 678 00:54:00,130 --> 00:54:04,171 Maybe if you take off your shirt, you'll feel better. 679 00:54:16,755 --> 00:54:18,505 Yeah, you're right. 680 00:54:20,421 --> 00:54:23,755 - I do feel better. - Good boy. 681 00:54:24,755 --> 00:54:27,505 Now let's get rid of those trousers too. 682 00:54:29,463 --> 00:54:31,380 What's wrong with my trousers? 683 00:54:32,171 --> 00:54:35,879 I don't know, you wanted to take off your trousers. 684 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:39,671 - Man, you're really high. - No, I'm not. 685 00:54:41,213 --> 00:54:43,255 You think I don't know my own idea? 686 00:54:46,296 --> 00:54:50,254 Maybe if you lie down, you'll feel even better. 687 00:54:50,255 --> 00:54:52,838 I don't honestly think it's such a good... 688 00:55:12,588 --> 00:55:16,837 And in that moment I finally understood how Leo DiCaprio felt 689 00:55:16,838 --> 00:55:19,338 when he fucked... fought... 690 00:55:20,255 --> 00:55:21,630 ...fought the bear! 691 00:55:28,796 --> 00:55:30,630 That was awesome! 692 00:55:32,755 --> 00:55:34,505 I'm gonna go take a shit now. 693 00:55:39,921 --> 00:55:43,546 Don't worry, lover! I'll be back! 694 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,088 Lover! 695 00:55:58,671 --> 00:55:59,921 I'm coming! 696 00:56:02,588 --> 00:56:06,171 You know, maybe running away from your problems is wrong. 697 00:56:11,630 --> 00:56:16,295 But when your problem's a 400-pound sex-crazed hyena 698 00:56:16,296 --> 00:56:17,505 who only wants more... 699 00:56:18,171 --> 00:56:20,380 Yeah, you might wanna keep on running! 700 00:56:28,630 --> 00:56:31,546 Good morning, sir! I'm Captain Donger. 701 00:56:36,588 --> 00:56:38,880 Baby, are you sleeping? 702 00:56:43,713 --> 00:56:46,130 Come on, sweetie, wake up, please. 703 00:56:50,838 --> 00:56:52,045 Get up, you lazy fart! 704 00:56:52,046 --> 00:56:54,088 It's 12 o'clock, wake up already! 705 00:56:55,338 --> 00:56:56,546 That's my boy. 706 00:56:57,046 --> 00:56:58,380 Alin's come to visit. 707 00:56:59,088 --> 00:57:02,630 And he came with the Russians? Why the hell are you yelling? 708 00:57:09,796 --> 00:57:10,796 Andrei... 709 00:57:11,796 --> 00:57:15,255 I'm very sorry, but... I have to break up with you. 710 00:57:16,796 --> 00:57:20,255 - Are you high? - Yeah, a bit, yeah... 711 00:57:21,338 --> 00:57:22,618 ...but that's besides the point. 712 00:57:25,130 --> 00:57:26,920 What the hell are you talking about? 713 00:57:26,921 --> 00:57:28,963 Dude, we got to do something. 714 00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:34,588 Last night, I was out 715 00:57:36,005 --> 00:57:39,630 talking to some chick and... 716 00:57:40,921 --> 00:57:47,463 every girl in this city thinks that I'm... 717 00:57:52,505 --> 00:57:54,505 Well, at least you didn't bone Jabba the Hutt! 718 00:57:55,255 --> 00:57:58,296 You know what's ten times fucking worse? 719 00:57:59,588 --> 00:58:01,255 They think I'm your boyfriend. 720 00:58:02,713 --> 00:58:03,880 I feel you, bro. 721 00:58:05,963 --> 00:58:09,255 And you're right. I hate Ramona for the whole thing, 722 00:58:10,213 --> 00:58:13,213 but last night I made up my mind. 723 00:58:13,921 --> 00:58:16,629 I am going to show her and Silviu 724 00:58:16,630 --> 00:58:19,087 that I am not the loser they think I am! 725 00:58:19,088 --> 00:58:20,212 Okay, you're overreacting. 726 00:58:20,213 --> 00:58:22,337 So many years, 727 00:58:22,338 --> 00:58:25,463 but today is the day I say "No more!" 728 00:58:26,046 --> 00:58:30,045 - Dude... - I refuse to be Ramona's lapdog! 729 00:58:30,046 --> 00:58:33,295 - Hey, asshole! - And the most important thing of all... 730 00:58:33,296 --> 00:58:37,088 I refuse to have sex with another fat girl! 731 00:58:37,671 --> 00:58:38,962 Wait, what? 732 00:58:38,963 --> 00:58:41,545 Andrei! 733 00:58:41,546 --> 00:58:45,004 Andrei! 734 00:58:45,005 --> 00:58:49,130 Dude! Chill the fuck out, you shitheel! 735 00:58:51,421 --> 00:58:54,296 - I overreacted a bit. - You think? 736 00:59:00,255 --> 00:59:04,338 But seriously, though, I will have my revenge! 737 00:59:05,380 --> 00:59:09,213 If I wanted to impress Ramona, I needed a "look." 738 00:59:13,005 --> 00:59:14,380 I began hittin' the gym. 739 00:59:15,255 --> 00:59:17,254 Not for working out or anything, 740 00:59:17,255 --> 00:59:18,921 exercise is way overrated! 741 00:59:19,796 --> 00:59:22,796 I needed some badass pics so that Ramona could see them. 742 00:59:24,213 --> 00:59:27,421 Everyone found out that Alin and I weren't gay. 743 00:59:27,963 --> 00:59:32,046 Alin should've been tickled pink that people thought I was his boyfriend. 744 00:59:33,088 --> 00:59:35,046 I was finally ready. 745 00:59:35,713 --> 00:59:38,962 Execute Operation Ramona! 746 00:59:38,963 --> 00:59:41,838 Hey, look who just saw my instastory. 747 01:00:29,171 --> 01:00:33,380 Ramona didn't just see me, that "biatch" felt me! 748 01:00:52,505 --> 01:00:54,630 Hey, Andrei, how have you been? 749 01:01:01,088 --> 01:01:02,963 Don't say a word. 750 01:01:15,755 --> 01:01:17,380 Just let me look at you for a second. 751 01:01:23,130 --> 01:01:25,921 You're still the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. 752 01:01:36,963 --> 01:01:38,171 God, I missed you. 753 01:01:40,005 --> 01:01:42,088 At that moment, I was sure 754 01:01:42,838 --> 01:01:45,463 even her soul wanted to fuck me. 755 01:01:46,380 --> 01:01:47,671 You look different. 756 01:01:51,963 --> 01:01:53,005 I like it. 757 01:01:53,963 --> 01:01:55,504 Of course you do. 758 01:01:55,505 --> 01:01:57,296 A little bit arrogant, don't you think? 759 01:01:58,546 --> 01:02:00,421 It's only arrogance if it's not true. 760 01:02:02,255 --> 01:02:04,296 And we both know it is true. 761 01:02:11,296 --> 01:02:12,421 Listen. 762 01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:15,213 I got to bounce, 763 01:02:17,546 --> 01:02:19,588 but maybe come over to my house one night, 764 01:02:20,463 --> 01:02:21,921 watch a movie... 765 01:02:22,546 --> 01:02:25,963 You know, Netflix and chill. 766 01:02:26,796 --> 01:02:30,171 Yeah, smooth as a bull in a china shop. 767 01:02:31,130 --> 01:02:35,005 I don't know, we're not that close anymore. 768 01:02:36,338 --> 01:02:37,796 And whose fault is it? 769 01:02:55,088 --> 01:02:57,755 50 Shades of Andrei! 770 01:03:00,630 --> 01:03:02,421 See you later, little goose. 771 01:03:04,338 --> 01:03:08,463 Now that I'd planted the seed in her head, all I had to do was wait. 772 01:03:08,963 --> 01:03:14,171 If everything went as planned, maybe I could also plant my seed in her. 773 01:03:18,046 --> 01:03:21,379 Ramona started acting differently towards me all of a sudden. 774 01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:22,420 You know... 775 01:03:22,421 --> 01:03:24,837 Hey! What's up? 776 01:03:24,838 --> 01:03:26,630 ...like I was an actual human being! 777 01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:37,380 Apparently, we were now on kissing terms whenever we saw each other. 778 01:03:42,505 --> 01:03:45,005 The plan was working like a charm. 779 01:03:45,671 --> 01:03:49,045 But there was something else I had to do first. 780 01:03:49,046 --> 01:03:50,130 You fucking pussy! 781 01:03:51,755 --> 01:03:52,838 Jesus Christ! 782 01:03:53,671 --> 01:03:56,129 What's wrong with you? Hey! 783 01:03:56,130 --> 01:03:57,295 - What? - What? 784 01:03:57,296 --> 01:03:58,630 - What? - Hey! 785 01:04:01,630 --> 01:04:02,713 Carla! 786 01:04:06,796 --> 01:04:08,630 I need to tell you something. 787 01:04:12,838 --> 01:04:14,338 Please don't eat me! 788 01:04:17,171 --> 01:04:21,338 Look, I know we haven't talked all that much since... 789 01:04:23,046 --> 01:04:24,337 You know... 790 01:04:24,338 --> 01:04:28,379 Since you ran like a little girl leaving me unsatisfied? 791 01:04:28,380 --> 01:04:30,880 Yeah, I think I remember. 792 01:04:32,255 --> 01:04:33,337 Well, that's the thing! 793 01:04:33,338 --> 01:04:39,296 You are the most wonderful girl I've ever seen. 794 01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:43,420 - Andrei, I can't believe this! - No, no, no, just... 795 01:04:43,421 --> 01:04:45,421 Don't get me wrong! 796 01:04:45,921 --> 01:04:49,713 I enjoyed our night together, but that's it. 797 01:04:50,588 --> 01:04:53,545 I like you more like just a friend. 798 01:04:53,546 --> 01:04:55,837 What? Come again? 799 01:04:55,838 --> 01:04:57,963 Did I just get friend zoned by Jabba the Hutt? 800 01:05:02,296 --> 01:05:05,046 You know, it won't be easy... 801 01:05:06,671 --> 01:05:13,796 but I will try to get over this disappointment somehow. 802 01:05:18,255 --> 01:05:19,838 But know this... 803 01:05:20,755 --> 01:05:26,588 I will never ever forget about you. 804 01:05:27,671 --> 01:05:31,587 Kind of like the same way the Titanic will never ever forget 805 01:05:31,588 --> 01:05:33,130 hitting that iceberg. 806 01:05:33,713 --> 01:05:37,255 You are so sweet, Andrei! 807 01:05:45,921 --> 01:05:46,921 Pussy! 808 01:05:50,796 --> 01:05:51,796 Bye! 809 01:05:58,588 --> 01:06:00,505 Guys, I know what I'm doing, okay? 810 01:06:17,755 --> 01:06:20,170 Hey, Silviu, did you do your math homework? 811 01:06:20,171 --> 01:06:21,754 Let me check. 812 01:06:21,755 --> 01:06:25,546 Yo, peasant! Did we do my math homework? 813 01:06:26,171 --> 01:06:27,546 Of course, boss. 814 01:06:31,130 --> 01:06:32,171 Four pages. 815 01:06:34,671 --> 01:06:36,088 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 816 01:06:52,046 --> 01:06:53,088 Silviu! 817 01:07:00,463 --> 01:07:01,463 Yes! 818 01:07:03,130 --> 01:07:04,255 Yes what? 819 01:07:07,630 --> 01:07:10,005 Yes, I would love to be your girlfriend! 820 01:07:12,713 --> 01:07:14,837 What the fuck are you talking about? 821 01:07:14,838 --> 01:07:18,129 I got your flowers and I read your note too. 822 01:07:18,130 --> 01:07:20,505 You know, from the ninth grade I hoped... 823 01:07:21,338 --> 01:07:23,880 No, I knew that we would be together one day. 824 01:07:28,963 --> 01:07:30,462 Are you high? 825 01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:35,421 How the fuck do you think you could ever be my girlfriend? 826 01:07:36,171 --> 01:07:39,130 Don't you realize that you are as fat as a hippo? 827 01:07:40,463 --> 01:07:43,796 Get lost, bitch! You're making me look bad. 828 01:07:44,921 --> 01:07:46,255 Really? 829 01:07:47,046 --> 01:07:50,837 But last year I was good enough for you to lose your virginity to, right? 830 01:07:50,838 --> 01:07:51,754 What? 831 01:07:51,755 --> 01:07:53,754 I thought we agreed not to talk about that. 832 01:07:53,755 --> 01:07:55,295 Motherfucker! 833 01:07:55,296 --> 01:08:00,962 I let you defile my sweet cherry, and this is how you repay me? 834 01:08:00,963 --> 01:08:02,546 Fight! 835 01:08:07,338 --> 01:08:08,880 Fight! 836 01:08:16,255 --> 01:08:18,713 Shot! Headshot! 837 01:08:33,963 --> 01:08:36,505 Look at him crying like a little baby! 838 01:08:37,296 --> 01:08:38,545 The same way he did 839 01:08:38,546 --> 01:08:42,005 after we had sex and you asked me to cuddle you! 840 01:08:46,088 --> 01:08:47,921 So, we meet tonight as planned? 841 01:08:49,671 --> 01:08:51,046 Wear something comfortable. 842 01:09:09,921 --> 01:09:11,045 Wow! 843 01:09:11,046 --> 01:09:12,796 Oh, cut it out! 844 01:09:13,296 --> 01:09:16,213 - I'm blushing. - No, really, I'm amazed. 845 01:09:17,338 --> 01:09:19,338 This is what you understand by "comfortable"? 846 01:09:20,088 --> 01:09:22,796 What? My outfit isn't appropriate? 847 01:09:23,213 --> 01:09:25,796 Yes, it is. For a party... 848 01:09:35,963 --> 01:09:37,296 The fuck? 849 01:09:37,838 --> 01:09:39,421 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 850 01:09:41,546 --> 01:09:44,838 Nothing will happen to you! Totally got your back! 851 01:09:49,296 --> 01:09:52,963 All we have to do is climb a few stairs and we'll arrive at our destination. 852 01:09:59,046 --> 01:10:00,755 "Climb a few stairs..." 853 01:10:01,963 --> 01:10:03,504 Are you fucking kidding me? 854 01:10:03,505 --> 01:10:06,880 What is this, a date or the fucking Olympics? 855 01:10:14,713 --> 01:10:16,630 See? It's not that bad. 856 01:10:18,171 --> 01:10:19,713 I can barely see where I'm stepping. 857 01:10:21,921 --> 01:10:23,755 And you're staring at my ass. 858 01:10:27,255 --> 01:10:28,255 Fuck! 859 01:10:53,505 --> 01:10:55,671 I wanted to bring you somewhere very special for me. 860 01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:59,130 Here is where I come and read from time to time. 861 01:11:00,005 --> 01:11:02,587 I did want to have dinner with you tonight, 862 01:11:02,588 --> 01:11:07,087 but I figured a restaurant wouldn't be good enough for me to tell you 863 01:11:07,088 --> 01:11:11,088 that you are the most beautiful girl in the world 864 01:11:12,796 --> 01:11:16,838 and being here, you can see yourself the way I see you... 865 01:11:23,421 --> 01:11:25,088 above everybody else. 866 01:11:36,755 --> 01:11:41,255 Here's to... second chances. 867 01:11:43,130 --> 01:11:44,130 Cheers! 868 01:11:50,755 --> 01:11:52,921 Everything is starting to make sense now. 869 01:11:55,796 --> 01:11:59,587 I'm beginning to understand what really matters in life and... 870 01:11:59,588 --> 01:12:00,671 Me too! 871 01:12:02,546 --> 01:12:05,880 Like beer, FIFA, chocolate. 872 01:12:08,755 --> 01:12:14,630 I meant like... protection, support, loyalty. 873 01:12:19,755 --> 01:12:21,338 I feel amazing right now. 874 01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:24,088 I feel amazing with you. 875 01:12:34,796 --> 01:12:37,046 I feel amazing with you too. 876 01:12:41,130 --> 01:12:43,505 And I also got to stare at your ass. 877 01:13:01,130 --> 01:13:02,130 You know, 878 01:13:03,213 --> 01:13:05,129 it's getting chilly outside and... 879 01:13:05,130 --> 01:13:09,005 your place is very close to here. 880 01:13:10,588 --> 01:13:12,963 You wouldn't want to catch a cold, right? 881 01:13:15,046 --> 01:13:16,255 Of course. 882 01:13:17,963 --> 01:13:21,338 Maybe watch a movie, right? 883 01:13:24,338 --> 01:13:26,255 You're all the same after all, aren't you? 884 01:13:28,296 --> 01:13:30,796 I'm not like the other guys and you know it. 885 01:13:31,380 --> 01:13:32,588 Yeah, right. 886 01:13:40,588 --> 01:13:44,838 Guy in the fourth row, now's the time, buddy. Enjoy! 887 01:15:27,296 --> 01:15:28,921 Nice fur! 888 01:15:37,130 --> 01:15:39,462 I told you I'm not like the other guys. 889 01:15:39,463 --> 01:15:42,213 Nothing will happen tonight. Goodnight! 890 01:15:48,671 --> 01:15:50,088 Don't try this at home. 891 01:16:16,838 --> 01:16:17,963 Morning! 892 01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:31,088 I realized that nobody cares for me the way you do... 893 01:16:32,963 --> 01:16:37,213 and I'm sorry for all the bad things I've done to you. 894 01:16:39,088 --> 01:16:42,213 And that was the exact moment when Hell began to freeze over. 895 01:16:51,130 --> 01:16:53,130 All I want is another chance. 896 01:16:54,046 --> 01:16:55,755 Give us this chance. 897 01:16:56,963 --> 01:16:59,962 I know it's weird, but I was kind of enjoying the moment. 898 01:16:59,963 --> 01:17:03,587 After all, I was in love with the girl for practically forever, 899 01:17:03,588 --> 01:17:06,462 and now she was asking me to be with her. 900 01:17:06,463 --> 01:17:09,171 Wow, impossible is nothing, I guess! 901 01:17:30,338 --> 01:17:32,587 I really want this to work between us. 902 01:17:32,588 --> 01:17:35,921 Me too! Me too, and I know it will all work out. 903 01:17:48,463 --> 01:17:49,546 What's wrong? 904 01:17:58,463 --> 01:17:59,713 I have to go. 905 01:18:00,588 --> 01:18:03,088 What, now? Where? 906 01:18:03,630 --> 01:18:06,337 Please, brain, give me a good excuse! 907 01:18:06,338 --> 01:18:07,421 Well... 908 01:18:08,671 --> 01:18:10,130 The thing is... 909 01:18:11,463 --> 01:18:14,754 I... have another girlfriend. 910 01:18:14,755 --> 01:18:15,920 Wow... 911 01:18:15,921 --> 01:18:17,546 - What? - Fuck you, brain! 912 01:18:18,421 --> 01:18:19,541 You have another girlfriend? 913 01:18:23,130 --> 01:18:27,545 Yes. She's at the bus station and I have to pick her up. 914 01:18:27,546 --> 01:18:30,630 Sometimes it's just better to tell the truth... 915 01:18:34,630 --> 01:18:36,005 That's a good one! 916 01:18:37,255 --> 01:18:40,796 ...because nobody will ever believe that it can be that stupid. 917 01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:43,546 Holy shit! 918 01:18:45,963 --> 01:18:49,171 Sure! I understand. 919 01:18:51,630 --> 01:18:54,380 Gotta go pick up your "girlfriend." 920 01:18:55,671 --> 01:18:58,004 - You sure about that? - Sure, baby. 921 01:18:58,005 --> 01:18:59,588 You got to do what you got to do. 922 01:19:00,296 --> 01:19:02,171 Go pick her up... 923 01:19:03,255 --> 01:19:05,421 okay. I will. 924 01:19:11,005 --> 01:19:12,588 You can be honest with me. 925 01:19:17,171 --> 01:19:19,796 Even princesses need to shit, you know. 926 01:19:22,463 --> 01:19:24,879 You got me, you really got me! 927 01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:27,920 But I really need to go. Like now. 928 01:19:27,921 --> 01:19:29,130 Yeah, go! 929 01:20:38,755 --> 01:20:40,921 What is wrong with all the people in your town? 930 01:20:41,630 --> 01:20:43,213 Why are they all dancing? 931 01:20:45,255 --> 01:20:46,713 We get high a lot. 932 01:20:47,588 --> 01:20:49,545 He's so sweet, I like a lot... 933 01:20:49,546 --> 01:20:53,213 Mom always knew how to make me look like a stud in front of the girls. 934 01:20:55,171 --> 01:20:57,754 I know. Do you know, when he was about that age, 935 01:20:57,755 --> 01:20:59,004 he was about one years old, 936 01:20:59,005 --> 01:21:02,004 he... every time we put him in the bath, he pooped. 937 01:21:02,005 --> 01:21:03,920 - What? No! - Yeah! 938 01:21:03,921 --> 01:21:06,379 Yeah, just put him in the bath and out came a poo. 939 01:21:06,380 --> 01:21:07,920 I don't know what it was. 940 01:21:07,921 --> 01:21:11,504 It was something about the warm water, just kinda got his bowels going, 941 01:21:11,505 --> 01:21:13,795 - so he just took a shit. - That's horrible. 942 01:21:13,796 --> 01:21:15,545 A little turd in the pool. 943 01:21:15,546 --> 01:21:18,755 Every day for about six months, he pooed in the bath. 944 01:21:19,296 --> 01:21:21,045 Oh, my god! That's so gross! 945 01:21:21,046 --> 01:21:23,212 It was just when he was starting to walk as well, 946 01:21:23,213 --> 01:21:26,213 so he'd just stand up in the bath and just like "bluuup." 947 01:21:29,213 --> 01:21:31,545 - I know. - Oh, God. Poor mother... 948 01:21:31,546 --> 01:21:32,837 I know! 949 01:21:32,838 --> 01:21:37,295 - What did you do with that? - Well, at the beginning... winky, winky. 950 01:21:37,296 --> 01:21:39,421 Your poor guests. 951 01:21:40,380 --> 01:21:42,421 Hey! What happened? 952 01:21:43,088 --> 01:21:44,754 Fuck you, that's what happened! 953 01:21:44,755 --> 01:21:48,004 You leave me in the middle of the road and then you don't say anything? 954 01:21:48,005 --> 01:21:49,379 Really? 955 01:21:49,380 --> 01:21:50,837 I'm sorry, 956 01:21:50,838 --> 01:21:52,462 but I was kind of busy. 957 01:21:52,463 --> 01:21:55,879 For six hours? I thought you'd died on that toilet seat. 958 01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:58,420 I'll make up for this, I promise. 959 01:21:58,421 --> 01:22:03,755 Tonight, when you go out with me, you'll bring me lilies. 960 01:22:04,380 --> 01:22:08,170 Oh, tonight... I don't think I can make it tonight. 961 01:22:08,171 --> 01:22:12,505 - I... I have a thing. - Okay, tomorrow night then. 962 01:22:13,088 --> 01:22:14,255 Tomorrow night... 963 01:22:15,213 --> 01:22:18,213 It doesn't really work for me, I have to see a guy. 964 01:22:18,755 --> 01:22:20,129 What guy? 965 01:22:20,130 --> 01:22:21,713 My aunt's nephew. 966 01:22:22,921 --> 01:22:24,130 You have to meet yourself? 967 01:22:25,213 --> 01:22:26,963 Damn, brain, what the fuck? 968 01:22:30,671 --> 01:22:32,755 Andrei, is there something wrong? 969 01:22:33,421 --> 01:22:34,505 Andrei? 970 01:22:35,380 --> 01:22:36,670 Andrei! 971 01:22:36,671 --> 01:22:37,671 Andrei! 972 01:22:39,671 --> 01:22:42,296 The thing is we've only been together for two weeks 973 01:22:43,130 --> 01:22:45,838 and you cannot have me this whipped, okay? 974 01:22:48,296 --> 01:22:51,379 All good? Can I have a shower now? 975 01:22:51,380 --> 01:22:53,671 Only if you have the balls to enter the bathroom. 976 01:22:57,588 --> 01:22:59,212 Maybe I'll join you in the shower. 977 01:22:59,213 --> 01:23:03,005 Or maybe you'll join me in kicking your ass! 978 01:23:10,921 --> 01:23:12,255 We have a problem. 979 01:23:14,171 --> 01:23:16,254 - You forgot the onions? - Even if I don't say anything, 980 01:23:16,255 --> 01:23:18,505 it doesn't mean that I don't know something is wrong. 981 01:23:19,380 --> 01:23:21,796 You're a Cancer, you don't know how to lie. 982 01:23:23,171 --> 01:23:25,796 So, what's the problem? 983 01:23:27,171 --> 01:23:32,754 Well... You know I love pancakes, right? 984 01:23:32,755 --> 01:23:34,379 Do you want me to make you some pancakes? 985 01:23:34,380 --> 01:23:35,630 But I also... 986 01:23:38,213 --> 01:23:39,921 But I also love ice cream. 987 01:23:42,546 --> 01:23:45,046 So what if I had to choose between the two? 988 01:23:47,046 --> 01:23:51,671 What if I had to choose which desert I want to eat for the rest of my life? 989 01:23:53,921 --> 01:23:55,505 All I can say is that... 990 01:23:56,921 --> 01:23:59,088 That's not right to play both sides. 991 01:24:00,713 --> 01:24:02,921 You have to decide what you want. 992 01:24:15,671 --> 01:24:17,130 I want pancakes. 993 01:24:18,421 --> 01:24:20,921 No, I want ice cream. 994 01:24:22,630 --> 01:24:24,088 Or pancakes. 995 01:24:25,005 --> 01:24:26,880 Or ice cream. I don't know. 996 01:24:32,171 --> 01:24:35,212 The truth is, no matter how much you fight it, 997 01:24:35,213 --> 01:24:37,546 in the end you're still gonna end up crying. 998 01:24:40,046 --> 01:24:42,879 - For love? - What? 999 01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:46,296 No! From the onions. 1000 01:24:49,630 --> 01:24:52,338 But the most important thing of all is having the right recipe. 1001 01:24:52,838 --> 01:24:55,546 - For the meatballs? - No. 1002 01:24:56,755 --> 01:24:57,755 For love. 1003 01:24:58,838 --> 01:25:02,505 Sometimes you just have to look at it as a test you have to pass. 1004 01:25:03,505 --> 01:25:04,879 Love? 1005 01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:07,713 No, the meatball, pay attention! 1006 01:25:09,088 --> 01:25:12,420 The secret is in knowing how to reinvent yourself. 1007 01:25:12,421 --> 01:25:16,630 And if that doesn't work, then you need to spice things up. 1008 01:25:18,963 --> 01:25:20,171 The meatball? 1009 01:25:22,255 --> 01:25:23,796 The relationship. 1010 01:25:24,421 --> 01:25:27,088 Jesus! You're making no sense. 1011 01:25:38,255 --> 01:25:41,380 Baby, it's very easy. 1012 01:25:42,088 --> 01:25:45,170 If you would have liked the pancake that much, 1013 01:25:45,171 --> 01:25:47,463 you wouldn't have noticed the ice cream. 1014 01:25:49,213 --> 01:25:53,838 But if you want to taste it, it's obvious that you like the ice cream more. 1015 01:25:58,880 --> 01:26:02,505 - I love you. - I love you too, son. 1016 01:26:03,630 --> 01:26:05,755 But if you get the ice cream pregnant, 1017 01:26:06,713 --> 01:26:08,588 I'll shove your dick in the grinder! 1018 01:26:19,671 --> 01:26:21,796 You do realize we have a wardrobe, right? 1019 01:26:22,880 --> 01:26:26,254 In the spring, nature wakes up. 1020 01:26:26,255 --> 01:26:28,420 The trees become greener, 1021 01:26:28,421 --> 01:26:31,712 the birds enchant our ears with their lovely songs 1022 01:26:31,713 --> 01:26:34,005 and the squirrel gets busy. 1023 01:26:34,921 --> 01:26:38,296 You can't even imagine how much I've missed you! 1024 01:26:48,046 --> 01:26:50,380 This little squirrel... Sorry! 1025 01:26:51,046 --> 01:26:56,630 This medium-sized squirrel wants really badly to enter the hollow. 1026 01:26:57,505 --> 01:26:59,380 Yay! He made it! 1027 01:27:00,588 --> 01:27:03,670 Oh, yeah, the squirrel loves the hollow! 1028 01:27:03,671 --> 01:27:07,170 It's warm, it's cozy and it's dark. 1029 01:27:07,171 --> 01:27:09,921 It would like to stay in the hollow its whole life. 1030 01:27:10,463 --> 01:27:12,962 But it can't. 1031 01:27:12,963 --> 01:27:16,505 Usually, the squirrel can last for about ten minutes. 1032 01:27:17,505 --> 01:27:20,463 Fifteen minutes if it had a beer first. 1033 01:27:21,046 --> 01:27:24,130 After that, of course, he goes to sleep. 1034 01:27:38,921 --> 01:27:42,630 I've never had to come so quietly before. 1035 01:27:43,630 --> 01:27:46,755 Be happy you came, it doesn't happen too often. 1036 01:27:49,005 --> 01:27:50,963 I feel exhausted. 1037 01:27:52,088 --> 01:27:55,005 Sweet dreams, my artichoke! 1038 01:28:03,921 --> 01:28:08,338 Damn! Remember when my problem was not getting the girl? 1039 01:28:21,255 --> 01:28:22,796 - Hi. - Hey, hey... 1040 01:28:27,255 --> 01:28:28,463 What are you doing here? 1041 01:28:29,088 --> 01:28:30,796 - Let's go for a walk. - No! 1042 01:28:32,505 --> 01:28:34,629 I just... I couldn't sleep because we fought, 1043 01:28:34,630 --> 01:28:36,545 so I decided to come and see you. 1044 01:28:36,546 --> 01:28:38,588 It's 1 am, let's talk in the morning. 1045 01:28:39,171 --> 01:28:42,713 No! I don't want to sleep knowing that we had a fight. 1046 01:28:44,630 --> 01:28:45,630 And... 1047 01:28:47,963 --> 01:28:51,130 I'm really horny. I want you. 1048 01:28:54,546 --> 01:28:56,212 - Here and now... - Are you insane? 1049 01:28:56,213 --> 01:28:58,421 - What? - The neighbors will see us. 1050 01:29:03,171 --> 01:29:04,379 So what? 1051 01:29:04,380 --> 01:29:05,838 Yeah, so what? 1052 01:29:27,630 --> 01:29:28,713 Fuck off! 1053 01:29:34,546 --> 01:29:35,838 I liked you 1054 01:29:37,421 --> 01:29:39,338 for so many years 1055 01:29:40,505 --> 01:29:45,629 and I've really thought you are the one who will make me happy, but... 1056 01:29:45,630 --> 01:29:48,920 No, no, no, we don't need a "but." It's okay. 1057 01:29:48,921 --> 01:29:51,380 Sadly, we do. 1058 01:29:53,421 --> 01:29:58,838 Because I realized my happiness lies somewhere else. 1059 01:30:00,005 --> 01:30:01,421 Don't say that. 1060 01:30:03,421 --> 01:30:04,880 We can work this out. 1061 01:30:06,255 --> 01:30:07,630 I'm sure! 1062 01:30:08,505 --> 01:30:09,921 I'm afraid we can't. 1063 01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:19,338 Ramona, this sick, toxic thing between us has to end. 1064 01:30:20,296 --> 01:30:22,213 Don't you have any feelings for me? 1065 01:30:24,421 --> 01:30:26,462 - I do. - Yeah? 1066 01:30:26,463 --> 01:30:27,838 I really do. 1067 01:30:29,046 --> 01:30:30,837 But it's not love. 1068 01:30:30,838 --> 01:30:36,630 It's not that love I always wanted and dreamt about since I was a little boy. 1069 01:30:37,838 --> 01:30:39,630 You cannot do this to me. 1070 01:30:40,880 --> 01:30:42,046 I'm sorry! 1071 01:30:44,046 --> 01:30:45,171 Wait! 1072 01:30:52,255 --> 01:30:53,546 You bastard... 1073 01:30:56,171 --> 01:30:57,713 How dare you? 1074 01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:09,755 It's getting late. 1075 01:31:11,046 --> 01:31:14,963 - I have to go. - Why? Hey! 1076 01:31:26,130 --> 01:31:27,880 I chose the ice cream. 1077 01:31:31,130 --> 01:31:32,130 Ow! 1078 01:31:33,546 --> 01:31:34,796 What ice cream? 1079 01:31:35,630 --> 01:31:39,171 Andrei! 1080 01:31:40,963 --> 01:31:42,296 Hey, I'm talking to you! 1081 01:32:17,171 --> 01:32:19,712 So, this is me now. 1082 01:32:19,713 --> 01:32:23,504 I live in Bucharest, I wrote a bestselling book, 1083 01:32:23,505 --> 01:32:25,463 and everything seems perfect. 1084 01:32:26,130 --> 01:32:28,795 Of course, I missed out on being Ramona's boyfriend 1085 01:32:28,796 --> 01:32:32,170 and, even though I was madly in love with her for years, 1086 01:32:32,171 --> 01:32:34,963 it was the best decision I ever made. 1087 01:32:36,255 --> 01:32:40,838 Are you sure you need to go? 1088 01:32:45,505 --> 01:32:46,671 Yeah. 1089 01:32:49,796 --> 01:32:52,920 If I ditch him, he'll break up with me... again. 1090 01:32:52,921 --> 01:32:54,255 Party pooper! 1091 01:32:54,921 --> 01:32:58,879 But don't worry, I'll be back in... two or three hours. 1092 01:32:58,880 --> 01:33:00,920 Okay, so be it. 1093 01:33:00,921 --> 01:33:02,880 I'll let you cheat on me with Al. 1094 01:33:10,338 --> 01:33:12,796 - Bye! I love you! - I love you too! 1095 01:33:34,671 --> 01:33:35,921 What's up, star boy? 1096 01:33:39,088 --> 01:33:41,045 Since you've been writing successful novels 1097 01:33:41,046 --> 01:33:43,796 you forgot about us, the regular people. 1098 01:33:54,005 --> 01:33:55,296 I can't believe this! 1099 01:33:57,005 --> 01:33:59,170 How are you? What are you doing here? 1100 01:33:59,171 --> 01:34:03,295 Well, I was in the area and I saw your Facebook check-in 1101 01:34:03,296 --> 01:34:04,545 and I said "why not?" 1102 01:34:04,546 --> 01:34:06,630 Bring us two shots, please! 1103 01:34:08,713 --> 01:34:10,130 So, long time no see... 1104 01:34:10,755 --> 01:34:14,671 No phone calls, no texts, no nothing... 1105 01:34:18,130 --> 01:34:21,004 Yeah, sorry to disturb you, guys. I am your biggest fan. 1106 01:34:21,005 --> 01:34:23,545 - Can I have your autograph, please? - Sure. 1107 01:34:23,546 --> 01:34:24,880 My girlfriend loves you. 1108 01:34:27,005 --> 01:34:28,463 - What... - Alex. 1109 01:34:31,546 --> 01:34:32,796 Thanks, thanks a lot! 1110 01:34:36,755 --> 01:34:38,213 That just proves my point. 1111 01:34:40,255 --> 01:34:41,880 Yeah, I suppose. 1112 01:34:43,088 --> 01:34:47,420 But the last time we saw each other you were... pretty pissed. 1113 01:34:47,421 --> 01:34:50,046 Who, me? Can't remember why. 1114 01:34:55,213 --> 01:34:56,880 I've been thinking of you, you know. 1115 01:35:01,130 --> 01:35:03,505 It even happened when I was fucking someone else. 1116 01:35:05,546 --> 01:35:07,505 How fucked up is that, right? 1117 01:35:10,005 --> 01:35:11,046 Let's not... 1118 01:35:12,505 --> 01:35:13,838 Why not? 1119 01:35:22,005 --> 01:35:23,005 Ramona, look... 1120 01:35:25,338 --> 01:35:27,963 I have a girlfriend now and I'm finally happy. 1121 01:35:29,463 --> 01:35:30,879 So... 1122 01:35:30,880 --> 01:35:34,880 Yes, it was nice, really nice seeing you... 1123 01:35:37,005 --> 01:35:38,380 but I need to get home. 1124 01:35:38,880 --> 01:35:42,755 Oh, my God, you're such a party pooper! 1125 01:35:45,713 --> 01:35:48,088 Stay a little longer and I'll drive you home after. 1126 01:35:49,380 --> 01:35:51,671 No, I'm... I'm okay, I'll get a cab. 1127 01:35:52,630 --> 01:35:53,630 Wait! 1128 01:35:54,713 --> 01:35:56,171 Did you think I was hitting on you? 1129 01:35:59,713 --> 01:36:02,088 Andrei... I'm engaged. 1130 01:36:03,255 --> 01:36:06,379 - Oh, really? - Yeah. To a very nice man. 1131 01:36:06,380 --> 01:36:08,588 His dad owns a football team, so relax. 1132 01:36:09,171 --> 01:36:10,671 You have nothing to worry about. 1133 01:36:11,755 --> 01:36:15,546 Come on, I'll drive you home and I'll go see my fiancé. 1134 01:36:16,463 --> 01:36:17,963 So? Shall we? 1135 01:36:18,880 --> 01:36:21,337 Ramona, you've been drinking. 1136 01:36:21,338 --> 01:36:23,963 I don't think it's such a good idea for you to drive. 1137 01:36:24,463 --> 01:36:28,630 I only had two shots! Come on, don't be such a pussy! 1138 01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:31,130 You'll put on your seat belt. 1139 01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:32,963 Come on! 1140 01:36:46,046 --> 01:36:49,505 This guy I'm seeing, he's really something. 1141 01:36:50,713 --> 01:36:53,255 We've just been to Barcelona for a few days. 1142 01:36:54,171 --> 01:36:57,338 And I think I'll go skiing to Austria. 1143 01:36:58,421 --> 01:36:59,546 Great! 1144 01:37:00,546 --> 01:37:03,963 It's how we roll, from one vacation to another. 1145 01:37:07,963 --> 01:37:12,296 And he always buys me presents. Anything I want. 1146 01:37:16,255 --> 01:37:18,921 You should see his mansion, it's huge! 1147 01:37:36,796 --> 01:37:38,379 What the fuck are you doing? 1148 01:37:38,380 --> 01:37:42,296 I think I'm a little drunk! But it's okay, I got this! 1149 01:37:43,755 --> 01:37:45,713 - Ramona, pull over! - No! 1150 01:37:46,588 --> 01:37:47,963 Ramona, pull over! 1151 01:37:55,963 --> 01:37:57,504 I'm gonna take you home. 1152 01:37:57,505 --> 01:37:59,963 We wouldn't want your girlfriend to panic, huh? 1153 01:38:01,463 --> 01:38:02,671 I'm not worried. 1154 01:38:03,963 --> 01:38:08,421 Just pull over so we can talk quietly. Okay? 1155 01:38:24,296 --> 01:38:28,255 What is wrong with you? Why are you behaving like this? 1156 01:38:29,671 --> 01:38:30,713 You know... 1157 01:38:32,671 --> 01:38:36,170 - My fiancé... - Is very rich, I got that. 1158 01:38:36,171 --> 01:38:38,130 No... not that. 1159 01:38:38,838 --> 01:38:40,796 I mean he is very rich, but... 1160 01:38:41,880 --> 01:38:44,796 Our life together isn't as perfect as it seems. 1161 01:38:46,755 --> 01:38:51,963 You know, the trips and the presents could never replace feelings. 1162 01:38:53,421 --> 01:38:54,920 What? 1163 01:38:54,921 --> 01:38:57,588 You just told me how happy you are. 1164 01:38:58,755 --> 01:39:00,046 You know... 1165 01:39:00,963 --> 01:39:04,295 Sometimes I just can't help wondering 1166 01:39:04,296 --> 01:39:06,630 how my life would have been if we were together. 1167 01:39:07,255 --> 01:39:09,130 You would have made me very happy. 1168 01:39:12,755 --> 01:39:14,171 You don't know that. 1169 01:39:16,171 --> 01:39:17,505 Oh, my God... 1170 01:39:20,088 --> 01:39:21,380 I was so stupid. 1171 01:39:25,338 --> 01:39:26,713 It's all my fault. 1172 01:39:29,838 --> 01:39:32,046 If only I could take back time... 1173 01:39:42,463 --> 01:39:44,505 Ramona, stop! What are you doing? 1174 01:39:46,796 --> 01:39:50,796 Ramona, stop! Don't... 1175 01:40:01,130 --> 01:40:04,213 It was impossible for me to resist. 1176 01:40:04,838 --> 01:40:07,088 The meaning of life, you remember? 1177 01:40:08,171 --> 01:40:11,879 If Anemona showed me heaven while holding my hand, 1178 01:40:11,880 --> 01:40:16,505 then Ramona just grabbed me by the dick and dragged me through Hell. 1179 01:40:38,921 --> 01:40:40,005 I did a terrible thing. 1180 01:40:44,796 --> 01:40:49,588 Ramona wanted to drive me home 1181 01:40:50,171 --> 01:40:52,338 and... well... 1182 01:40:55,546 --> 01:40:57,005 That bitch stole your wallet? 1183 01:40:58,255 --> 01:41:00,880 She sucked my cock, you cock sucker! 1184 01:41:01,463 --> 01:41:02,838 Alin! 1185 01:41:05,171 --> 01:41:07,005 I found this under your pillow. 1186 01:41:09,421 --> 01:41:12,005 Yes, I have that so I can spank you later. 1187 01:41:20,588 --> 01:41:23,670 I can't believe I cheated on Anemona. 1188 01:41:23,671 --> 01:41:24,796 So what? 1189 01:41:26,046 --> 01:41:27,213 Shit happens. 1190 01:41:27,838 --> 01:41:31,380 Just text her you're sleeping at my place and tomorrow you'll go home 1191 01:41:32,838 --> 01:41:34,338 and we'll never speak of this again. 1192 01:41:35,755 --> 01:41:37,713 Why do you have this in your room? 1193 01:41:38,963 --> 01:41:42,046 I have that so you can spank me later. 1194 01:41:45,630 --> 01:41:48,546 But I have to tell her. It's only fair. 1195 01:41:49,796 --> 01:41:50,796 Yo! 1196 01:41:55,796 --> 01:42:00,171 I was in your shoes a long time ago and I chose honesty. 1197 01:42:01,671 --> 01:42:03,171 Do you wanna know what happened? 1198 01:42:03,963 --> 01:42:05,421 She killed my hamster. 1199 01:42:06,880 --> 01:42:08,713 She cooked it and fed it to me. 1200 01:42:10,880 --> 01:42:11,920 Jesus! 1201 01:42:11,921 --> 01:42:12,921 Alin! 1202 01:42:25,463 --> 01:42:26,671 Anemona! 1203 01:42:31,838 --> 01:42:33,213 Anemona? 1204 01:43:18,671 --> 01:43:20,754 Well, boo-fucking-hoo! 1205 01:43:20,755 --> 01:43:23,505 What kind of a comedy doesn't have a happy ending? 1206 01:43:26,880 --> 01:43:31,129 Anemona? Is that you? 1207 01:43:31,130 --> 01:43:34,504 No, it's not Anemona, you dumb-ass! 1208 01:43:34,505 --> 01:43:36,921 Look at you, crying like a little girl. 1209 01:43:37,588 --> 01:43:41,504 "Oh, Anemona, where are you? Please don't leave me!" 1210 01:43:41,505 --> 01:43:44,754 I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want... 1211 01:43:44,755 --> 01:43:47,337 But if you don't tell me, I will look for you, 1212 01:43:47,338 --> 01:43:50,671 I will find you and I will kill you! 1213 01:43:55,963 --> 01:43:59,420 The speech from "Taken"? Seriously? 1214 01:43:59,421 --> 01:44:01,130 How ridiculously stupid! 1215 01:44:02,046 --> 01:44:03,170 Holy shit! 1216 01:44:03,171 --> 01:44:07,588 Hey, watch your mouth in the presence of... the Almighty! 1217 01:44:08,630 --> 01:44:10,504 You disgusting sinner! 1218 01:44:10,505 --> 01:44:12,213 Let's try this! 1219 01:44:14,005 --> 01:44:15,712 How did you do that? 1220 01:44:15,713 --> 01:44:18,962 If I'm God, I guess you must be Jesus. 1221 01:44:18,963 --> 01:44:21,921 You know, you can walk on water. Come on, try it! 1222 01:44:25,088 --> 01:44:28,130 - What a dumb motherfucker! - Who the hell are you? 1223 01:44:28,880 --> 01:44:32,755 You haven't figured it out by now? I'm future you, buddy. 1224 01:44:33,796 --> 01:44:35,380 If you are me, then fuck you! 1225 01:44:36,213 --> 01:44:38,755 I mean... fuck me! Whatever! 1226 01:44:40,380 --> 01:44:41,505 Wait! 1227 01:44:42,963 --> 01:44:46,005 - You can take me wherever I want? - Where do you wanna go? 1228 01:44:52,671 --> 01:44:56,421 So... You gonna hook up with her? 1229 01:44:57,463 --> 01:44:58,463 You know what? 1230 01:45:01,713 --> 01:45:02,713 Fuck you, dude! 1231 01:45:08,588 --> 01:45:11,629 You do know you could've just gone back to last night 1232 01:45:11,630 --> 01:45:15,005 and not got blown by Ramona, right?