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(COMPUTERIZED BEEPING)

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(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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Hi, I'm Jeff Wilson,
assistant undersecretary

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of the Department of Homeland Security.

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I'd like to extend a warm
hello and welcome you

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to your Loner program
reprogramming program.

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Throughout this video, I'll be your guide.

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Just consider me your Loner program

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reprogramming programmer.

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By now, you have already received

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your very own Loner's
headband from your government,

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and are enrolled in automatic
billing for its rental.

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Just like a friend, your
headband will be gently

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reminding you, whether
through audible alarm

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or small electric shock, to abide

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by your new mandatory guidelines.

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Failure to do so may result
in immediate apprehension

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by a highly trained War
on Loneliness action team.

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(YELLING)

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The first step to recovery is
admitting you have a problem.

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That's why you'll be reporting to your

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weekly Lone-Anon meetings.

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In this cutting-edge group
therapy, you and your

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fellow loners will grow together,

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while participating in fun, and sometimes

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heart-wrenching growth exercises.

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So keep up the good work, America.

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Because, remember, you
wouldn't want a buncha loners

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out there wandering around by themselves.

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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NEWSCASTER: Good morning from our studios

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in Los Angeles, California.

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The president is once
again using the hashtag

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Label the Loners as the
nation's sixth mass shooting

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of the month is being reported
out of Cleveland, Ohio.

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The president posted
that all hashtag normals

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should remain vigilant
against hashtag headbanders.

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The Cleveland shooter, who
was not wearing a headband,

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was described by this
neighbors in this way.

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Don't say it.

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NEWSCASTER: A quiet man
who kept to himself.

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Later in the hour, we will
interview agent Richard Delgado,

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head of the Los Angeles
Lone-Anon fusion...

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Hey, Mom, it's Lincoln, it's Lincoln.

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Yeah, I am still at the shoe store,

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and no, I have not been promoted, Mom.

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I need you to be my mom right now,

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I need you to be my friend.

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I need 100 friends at all times,

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and this morning I'm at 99.

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Yeah, no, the government needs me at 100,

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or I get in big trouble.

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Can you be my friend, please?

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All right, you got it,
Mom, all right, bye.

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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

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♪ I'm gonna show you what we did ♪

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♪ I'm gonna show you what we did ♪

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♪ What we're doing it right ♪

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Good afternoon, Miss.

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You doing some shopping
at Giganti-Mart today?

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Unfortunately, yes.

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Target sighted.

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Pathetic headbander.

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Hey, let's teach him it's
wrong to dislike people

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by beating his ass.

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(WEED WACKER MOTOR REVVING)

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Hey there, friend.

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What the hell do you think you're doing?

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Tanner, right? I'm Frank.

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All right, that's okay,
great energy by the way.

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I'm gonna be working with you.

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The hell you are, I work alone.

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I own my own business.

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Oh yeah, no, yeah, they prefer

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that you don't do that anymore.

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What? Why me?

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Mm-hmm.

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Eh, how many loners does it take

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to screw in a light bulb?

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How many?

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One.

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You know, because,

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they got no choice.

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That's why they have the two rectangles.

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That's an I, man.

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What have we got here?

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Hmmm.

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Oh, gonna have to confiscate
this mace, naturally.

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Guess I'll just have to make
sure to not dress in a way

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to tempt any rapists.

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Well there you go.

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Here you go, read it.

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No, read the paper, don't look at me.

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Take your time, now, it
says you need a work buddy,

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so let's get to work, buddy.

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Right here.

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Come on, there we go.

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I don't really understand
the point of you searching me

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for weapons, considering
I'm about to walk into

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a store that sells guns.

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Wouldn't I just buy one there

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and shoot the place up anyway?

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That's how they get you?

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Let's get some fro yo, eh, guys?

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Come on, I'll catch up
with you guys in a sec.

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Fine, but I'll be back for you.

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Save money.

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Live good.

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KIEFER: You think I
could get a few bucks?

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Yeah.

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Thanks, Dad.

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Later.

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Hey, I'll tell you what,
call me a crazy kook,

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but I think I'm gonna really
enjoy whacking alongside you.

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Whack off, dude.

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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Close your eyes.

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Turn around, 180 degrees.

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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Good afternoon, sir, my name is Dabney.

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I just moved into the building.

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I just wanted to introduce
myself to everyone,

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make myself neighborly.

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Also, uh,

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I am required to inform
everyone in a 100-yard radius

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that I am a registered loner.

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And that you are encouraged
to knock on my door

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at any time, at which
point I will invite you in

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for pleasant conversation of
a mutually communal nature.

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Just need you to sign right there.

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What are you, some
kinda person-hating freak?

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Oh, I don't hate people.

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I just prefer to spend
my time alone, I suppose.

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Oh, so you think you're too good for me?

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Not at all.

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I'm sure you're terrific.

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You're what's wrong
with this fuckin' world.

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Hey, you got kids?

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No.

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Good, not allowed to live near children.

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(UPBEAT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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There you go, I worked out extra hard

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for you this morning.

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It's asparagus.

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Had it for dinner and breakfast.

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You done?

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NEWSCASTER: Agent Delgado,
in the year and a half

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since the inception of
the War on Loneliness,

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mass shootings have nearly quadrupled.

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DELGADO: I've been
closely collaborating,

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not only with Senator Difford,
but also General Earl Weller.

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We are all selflessly working to protect

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the American people and
their personal freedoms.

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NEWSCASTER: Doesn't the
War on Loneliness rob

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so-called loners of
their personal freedoms?

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DELGADO: I wish you
could see the joy I see

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on loners' faces when their conversion

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to being a society-loving American begins.

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Truth is, they are relieved
when they are invited

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to explore their feelings with
our compassionate therapists.

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NEWSCASTER: What are
the minimum requirements

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of a Lone-Anon group leader?

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DELGADO: Well it certainly
takes a big heart to care

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for people who may wish to
eliminate their fellow citizens.

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Just yesterday, I hired one of the most

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highly trained therapists
I've encountered.

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He is a true patriot, a
man who is willing to put

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every ounce of training
he has into guiding loners

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towards the day when they
finally return their headbands

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to the government and
rejoin the rest of society.

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Hello, my little grouplings.

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Who the hell are you?

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I'm Mike.

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I will be leading your group
today, and from now on.

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Where's Pam? We liked Pam.

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Pam never made us do things.

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We're not down with doing things.

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Tanner, I presume.

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And Ed.

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And Franny, the librarian.

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You can stock my shelves any time.

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No, Franny, inappropriate.

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I can't wait to get to know
everything about you all,

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three times a week.

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Three times a week?

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We're only supposed to
meet once a week, Mike.

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Lincoln Chalk, you little rascal.

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We're gonna have some
fun - three times a week.

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And I spy with my little eye,

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Clara

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and Dabney

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and Jeremy. What up, J-Mizzle?

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Okay, let's circle up.

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Campfire-style, boys and girls, let's go.

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Hustle, hustle, hustle, hustle.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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Now, before the fun can
begin, a few ground rules.

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First, this is a place
of acceptance and love.

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Second rule, all cellphones,
tablets and similar devices

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are not allowed at any time.

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What the hell, man?

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(GROANING)

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That was your face.

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Third rule, there's no judgment here.

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We are here to share.

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To open up.

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To commune with others.

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Now, none of those things happen

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when we put up walls

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and force our own agenda on other people.

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So if I choose to ignore all this

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and walk on out the door?

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You'll be violently
apprehended, and imprisoned.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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Okay, let's jump right in with
some socializing exercises.

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First one to hug me gets a Shasta.

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Mark my words, my little grouplings.

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Studies have shown that
people who deny themselves

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human contact are prone to
serious health problems,

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such as cardiovascular disease,

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altered brain function

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and the early onset of senility.

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Sure, loneliness isn't a
controlled substance that can be

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rolled up and smoked, or
chopped up and snorted.

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No, it's not a party drug.

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But let's face it, if it were,

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none of you would know because
you don't go to parties.

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But don't be fooled.

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It's just as dangerous as any substance

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that can be heated in a spoon

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and injected into your scrotum.

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Wow, this is a real wake-up call.

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We need results.

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We don't have any.

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The mass shootings haven't
lessened in the least.

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Solid facts are only
gonna confuse the issue.

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We need a victory.

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One big, shining public example

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that the program is succeeding.

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Is there something we can
with all those cockroaches

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we implanted with microchips?

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General.

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(SOFT MUSIC)

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PAIGE: Anything else, sir?

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Who are you?

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I'm the new page, sir.

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What's your name?

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Paige, sir.

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ED: You in for poker?

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Dude, he's right over there.

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We got to know.

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If we don't have six, there's no point

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in the rest of us meeting.

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Yeah, fine, I'm in.

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Splendid, see you at poker.

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You're a fucking genius.

257
00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:05,319
Do you remember when we
used to run surveillance

258
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,719
on drug rings and terrorist cells?

259
00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,009
Those were the days.

260
00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:11,723
Just don't know what's happened to us.

261
00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,983
There's target four in sight, copy.

262
00:12:16,581 --> 00:12:17,872
He's looking right at us.

263
00:12:17,873 --> 00:12:20,429
Is he looking at the van?

264
00:12:20,430 --> 00:12:23,119
Abort, abort, get outta there.
Or the whole thing's blown.

265
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,026
Where are the keys?

266
00:12:24,027 --> 00:12:25,608
They're in the ignition, you idiot.

267
00:12:25,609 --> 00:12:26,467
Why are they in the
ignition, that makes no...

268
00:12:26,468 --> 00:12:28,084
Because they make the car go.

269
00:12:28,085 --> 00:12:30,650
It's too late, just stay there!

270
00:12:30,651 --> 00:12:33,401
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

271
00:12:43,482 --> 00:12:44,482
Ohhh.

272
00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:50,913
FED 612: Target five is in sight.

273
00:12:54,301 --> 00:12:55,955
(DOOR KNOCKING)

274
00:12:55,956 --> 00:12:57,799
LINCOLN: Federal government.

275
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:58,963
It's open, Lincoln.

276
00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:03,549
That coulda been the
federal government, for real.

277
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:04,550
It's open.

278
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,839
We're getting sloppy.

279
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,832
Hey, gang, we're safe if
any small fires break out.

280
00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:11,533
A big wet blanket just walked in.

281
00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:15,239
I'm trying to hold us together, Ed.

282
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:18,499
There's no poker table set
up, people are reading books.

283
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,412
I mean, what if we get
raided, what are we gonna say?

284
00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:22,629
You are welcome to
throw down a buncha cards

285
00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:24,019
and some playing chips if you wanna,

286
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,029
but you got to clean 'em up.

287
00:13:26,030 --> 00:13:27,999
Let's just hurry up and do this.

288
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,209
Got a hot date?

289
00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:30,210
TANNER: Maybe.

290
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,483
Assume the positions.

291
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,509
CLARA: Come on, big boy.

292
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:36,510
Today.

293
00:13:41,650 --> 00:13:44,227
DABNEY: Timer starts now.

294
00:13:44,228 --> 00:13:47,310
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

295
00:13:47,311 --> 00:13:48,144
I just wish you hadn't slept

296
00:13:48,145 --> 00:13:49,579
with the boss' wife, you know.

297
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,529
Then maybe we'd be on a better assignment.

298
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:53,129
She slept with me.

299
00:13:53,130 --> 00:13:55,333
How many times do I have
to paint the picture?

300
00:13:56,506 --> 00:13:57,746
I didn't know she was the boss'

301
00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,706
Wife.
Wife, wife.

302
00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:04,729
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

303
00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:07,743
(CLOCK TICKING)

304
00:14:07,744 --> 00:14:10,911
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

305
00:14:19,864 --> 00:14:21,531
That's a long sip.

306
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:24,810
And that's time.

307
00:14:24,811 --> 00:14:26,339
Now we're just all
leaving in a group, huh?

308
00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:27,909
I'm sorry, were we all supposed to take

309
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,609
the secret exit into the steam tunnels?

310
00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:32,299
What happened to staggering the exits?

311
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,133
I'm telling you, we are getting very...

312
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:33,966
Sloppy?

313
00:14:33,966 --> 00:14:34,870
...sloppy, yes,

314
00:14:34,871 --> 00:14:36,759
and sooner or later, we're
gonna hear that sound

315
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,413
that we are all dreading.

316
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:40,356
Go.

317
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:42,855
It's gonna sound like that.

318
00:14:42,856 --> 00:14:45,389
(ALARM BUZZING)

319
00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:47,399
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

320
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,963
You should go out the back door.

321
00:14:50,355 --> 00:14:53,522
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

322
00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:02,313
Dabney, you better hide.

323
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,745
(DOORKNOB RATTLES)

324
00:15:09,746 --> 00:15:11,829
It's open, you fuck-tard.

325
00:15:12,925 --> 00:15:13,925
Go go go.

326
00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:18,989
Is there anyone else in
the apartment, ma'am?

327
00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:20,429
What are the charges?

328
00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:22,289
As a suspected terrorist
and enemy of the state,

329
00:15:22,290 --> 00:15:25,439
we're not required to
inform you of the charges.

330
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,440
All right.

331
00:15:27,214 --> 00:15:28,564
Then help me up, sonny boy.

332
00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:32,120
Eat shit.

333
00:15:32,121 --> 00:15:34,019
(TASER BUZZING)

334
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,049
OFFICER: Hurry up and
get her ass out of here

335
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:36,989
before the paralysis wears off.

336
00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:38,049
Make sure the headband stays on,

337
00:15:38,050 --> 00:15:40,609
in case I need to deliver another shock.

338
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:42,002
Crazy old bat.

339
00:15:42,003 --> 00:15:45,159
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

340
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,489
DELGADO: Shred this, we'll
destroy all evidence as we go.

341
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:49,659
It's go time.

342
00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:51,710
Initiate Operation Ten Tango.

343
00:15:52,883 --> 00:15:56,013
(ALARM SOUNDING)

344
00:15:56,014 --> 00:15:59,181
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

345
00:16:02,410 --> 00:16:04,279
TESSMAN: You have something for me?

346
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,169
PAIGE: I'm looking at
treason charges here.

347
00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:08,139
TESSMAN: You'll be compensated
an amount commensurate

348
00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:11,320
to the value of the
information you provide.

349
00:16:11,321 --> 00:16:12,260
PAIGE: I wanna work with you.

350
00:16:12,261 --> 00:16:13,510
TESSMAN: I work alone.

351
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:16,529
PAIGE: The plan is underway.

352
00:16:16,530 --> 00:16:18,619
TESSMAN: What's the plan?

353
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,009
I don't know yet.

354
00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:23,019
But without me, you
likely never will either.

355
00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,489
Okay, hand me your cellphone.

356
00:16:24,490 --> 00:16:25,490
PAIGE: Hmm?

357
00:16:25,490 --> 00:16:26,490
Cellphone.

358
00:16:28,297 --> 00:16:29,297
Oh, what, oh.

359
00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:33,359
Exit the vehicle, walk to
the Swedish furniture store,

360
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,769
purchase the Flard Flard patio set.

361
00:16:36,770 --> 00:16:38,179
Why?

362
00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:40,209
So we have a reason to
be in this parking lot.

363
00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:42,179
I don't even have a patio.

364
00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:45,509
Swedish furniture - simple,
elegant, easy to assemble.

365
00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:47,463
Remember, get the Flard Flard.

366
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,839
I'll review this information.

367
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,113
If I require your future assistance,

368
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:56,093
I'll be in contact.

369
00:16:56,094 --> 00:16:59,261
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

370
00:17:00,427 --> 00:17:01,452
Flard Flard.

371
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:02,620
Flard Flard.

372
00:17:05,395 --> 00:17:07,820
(DOOR CLOSING)

373
00:17:07,821 --> 00:17:11,787
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

374
00:17:11,788 --> 00:17:13,521
(PHONE DIALING)

375
00:17:13,522 --> 00:17:14,899
(PHONE RINGING)

376
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:15,900
It's begun.

377
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,989
Introvert, a word that
is not really all that

378
00:17:27,990 --> 00:17:31,563
dissimilar from the word pervert.

379
00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:36,219
Now, am I suggesting in
the eyes of the Holy Father

380
00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:38,833
that introverts are perverts?

381
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:44,479
I would not presume to know

382
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,833
the opinion of the Holy
Father on the matter.

383
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,559
Nor does the Good Book...

384
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,302
Clara being taken away had nothing to do

385
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:53,146
with poker night, or we'd all be with her.

386
00:17:53,147 --> 00:17:55,929
Well something sure got
their attention, didn't it?

387
00:17:55,930 --> 00:17:58,443
But does that mean it is not a sin?

388
00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:00,984
No.

389
00:18:00,985 --> 00:18:01,900
We'll talk during the break,

390
00:18:01,901 --> 00:18:03,179
unless the break gets us first.

391
00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:06,199
Is it curable? Yes.

392
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,568
That doesn't make any sense.

393
00:18:07,569 --> 00:18:08,877
Shh.
Shh.

394
00:18:08,878 --> 00:18:12,029
(THROAT CLEARING)

395
00:18:12,030 --> 00:18:16,159
All things are possible
by the grace of God.

396
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:19,669
In closing, let me implore you all,

397
00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:20,853
make a friend.

398
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,883
Or burn in hell.

399
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,563
Christ be with you.

400
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,049
Thank you, brother.

401
00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:34,369
Father.

402
00:18:34,370 --> 00:18:35,370
Cool.

403
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,299
Our next guest speaker,
who will enlighten you all

404
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,839
on the basics of small
talk, isn't here yet.

405
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,703
So let's take this time
to welcome a new member.

406
00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:50,410
Thank you.

407
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,873
Um, hi.

408
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,393
My name is Senise.

409
00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:03,860
Um,

410
00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:08,979
aren't you all supposed to
say, you know - Hi, Senise?

411
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:11,052
Oh, that'll be covered in
the small talk instructional.

412
00:19:11,053 --> 00:19:12,017
Just go on.

413
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:13,017
Oh, okay.

414
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:17,619
Well, I guess

415
00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:19,083
all I can say is,

416
00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:21,210
I

417
00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:24,593
Honestly have no idea why I'm here.

418
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:30,209
I have a lot of friends,
and people like me,

419
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,560
and I like them, so

420
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:38,400
this feels like some kind
of sick, horrible mistake,

421
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,283
to be kind of honest.

422
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,140
You all freak me out a little bit.

423
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,560
To be completely honest,
you all freak me out a lot.

424
00:19:50,510 --> 00:19:51,510
Um,

425
00:19:53,969 --> 00:19:55,477
thanks.

426
00:19:55,478 --> 00:19:58,145
(SLOW CLAPPING)

427
00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:03,460
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

428
00:20:14,579 --> 00:20:16,829
(APPLAUSE)

429
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,079
Welcome, newbie.

430
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,379
Oh, ha, thank you.

431
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:33,430
Keep your eyes open and your head down,

432
00:20:34,754 --> 00:20:36,744
and you'll be all right.

433
00:20:36,745 --> 00:20:37,745
O-Kay.

434
00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:40,410
Thanks, uh.

435
00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:47,779
That was a visual cue for
you to tell me your name.

436
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,689
The small talk guy just covered that.

437
00:20:50,690 --> 00:20:52,169
Jeremy.

438
00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:53,429
Great.

439
00:20:53,430 --> 00:20:55,879
If you need anything,
you know where to find me.

440
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,973
In the meantime, remember,

441
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,593
there are ears in the
walls and eyes in the sky.

442
00:21:10,630 --> 00:21:12,519
They didn't tell her why
they were taking her away.

443
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,520
They just did.

444
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,629
Clearly, we can't meet anymore, okay?

445
00:21:17,630 --> 00:21:20,079
Yeah, well, clearly,
you're a butthole, okay?

446
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,609
Don't ever talk to me again.

447
00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:24,097
Tanner's right, you're a butthole.

448
00:21:24,098 --> 00:21:25,098
But listen,

449
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,949
if they suspect anything
and they're watching us,

450
00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:31,679
we're better off sticking to our routine.

451
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,279
Besides, think of the alternative

452
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,749
if we don't have our poker nights.

453
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,939
Okay, so which one of
you geniuses would like

454
00:21:36,940 --> 00:21:38,849
to volunteer your abode for meetings?

455
00:21:38,850 --> 00:21:41,439
Considering what happened to
the last person who did so.

456
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,919
And also, there's the little
matter of replacing Clara

457
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,913
in the group, remember?

458
00:21:45,914 --> 00:21:47,962
Are we sure it has to be six people?

459
00:21:47,963 --> 00:21:50,413
It won't work otherwise,
we don't have a choice.

460
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:54,189
Jeremy's out, clearly.

461
00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:55,609
Dude's crazy.

462
00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:57,669
I know you can hear me.

463
00:21:57,670 --> 00:21:59,679
I can hear you.

464
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,313
We can't afford to be picky.

465
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,549
We either need someone
we can trust completely.

466
00:22:04,550 --> 00:22:05,550
Not gonna happen.

467
00:22:05,551 --> 00:22:08,889
Or, someone so naive they'll
never know we're using them.

468
00:22:08,890 --> 00:22:10,633
Excuse me, everyone.

469
00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:13,319
I'm not familiar with the area.

470
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,169
Does anyone know of a
good sushi restaurant

471
00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:17,658
in the neighborhood?

472
00:22:17,659 --> 00:22:21,709
(UPBEAT HARD ROCK MUSIC)

473
00:22:21,710 --> 00:22:22,913
Why won't you leave me alone?

474
00:22:24,455 --> 00:22:27,872
(UPBEAT HARD ROCK MUSIC)

475
00:22:33,028 --> 00:22:36,199
(DOOR KNOCKING)

476
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,239
SENISE: Hi.

477
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,593
That's a code knock.

478
00:22:39,913 --> 00:22:41,919
Everyone else is waiting outside.

479
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,470
We're staggering the entrances.

480
00:22:46,939 --> 00:22:49,409
What is wrong with you people?

481
00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:51,299
Stagger the entrances.

482
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:52,449
We discussed that.

483
00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:54,463
We decided it's fucking stupid.

484
00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:00,633
Hi, everyone.

485
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:03,669
I have to say I'm very intrigued by this

486
00:23:03,670 --> 00:23:05,499
staggering the entrances concept.

487
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:06,500
That is

488
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:08,340
weird.

489
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,673
Whoa, my Philo Puffs.

490
00:23:16,570 --> 00:23:18,320
I can't believe we're doing this.

491
00:23:19,270 --> 00:23:20,729
As long as we're careful, we'll be fine.

492
00:23:20,730 --> 00:23:23,979
But we haven't been
careful, we've been terribly...

493
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:24,970
GROUP: Sloppy.

494
00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:26,539
I was going to say careless.

495
00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:27,799
What are you guys talking about?

496
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,539
It's not bad, don't worry.

497
00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:30,840
So it's nothing illegal.

498
00:23:33,135 --> 00:23:34,859
Uh, yeah, it's illegal.

499
00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:36,769
But it's not unethical.

500
00:23:36,770 --> 00:23:39,239
It's kind of like taking disability

501
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,889
for a self-inflicted injury.

502
00:23:40,890 --> 00:23:42,399
How is that not unethical?

503
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,609
Technically, we're breaking
the law just by being here.

504
00:23:44,610 --> 00:23:46,579
The feds don't any more than two loners

505
00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:47,639
to be alone at any time.

506
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,819
They're afraid that
sleeper cells of introverts

507
00:23:49,820 --> 00:23:51,499
are gonna form and plan attacks.

508
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:52,719
Is that what you're doing?

509
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,779
Of course not, that lovely
headband you're wearing

510
00:23:55,780 --> 00:23:57,919
tracks a physical
proximity to other people

511
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,699
on a daily, weekly and monthly basis.

512
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:01,059
There's a quota.

513
00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:03,549
If you don't meet it,
the government will know.

514
00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:06,009
Naturally no one
knows what the quota is.

515
00:24:06,010 --> 00:24:08,079
We only know when your headband goes off.

516
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,955
And that's usually in
the middle of the night,

517
00:24:09,956 --> 00:24:11,419
and then you have to hurry
outside in your underwear

518
00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:13,439
to a bus stop and stand next to a stranger

519
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,529
until it shuts off.

520
00:24:14,530 --> 00:24:19,049
That happens too many
times, they take you away.

521
00:24:19,050 --> 00:24:20,269
Somewhere.

522
00:24:20,270 --> 00:24:21,240
Somewhere?

523
00:24:21,241 --> 00:24:23,969
A little island off the
coast of North Carolina,

524
00:24:23,970 --> 00:24:26,109
or an abandoned zoo in Utah.

525
00:24:26,110 --> 00:24:27,359
Or some caves in the Rockies.

526
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,309
You don't come back.

527
00:24:29,310 --> 00:24:32,699
They say, instead of
solitary confinement,

528
00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:34,809
they chain you up to someone else

529
00:24:34,810 --> 00:24:38,379
for the rest of your life, 24 hours a day.

530
00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:41,789
But, we found a way
to trick the headbands.

531
00:24:41,790 --> 00:24:42,919
Ed's son hacked the government's

532
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,349
War on Loneliness database.

533
00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:47,556
Could we leave the illegal
activity of my son out of this?

534
00:24:47,557 --> 00:24:49,909
And he found out that a
group of six people sitting

535
00:24:49,910 --> 00:24:51,609
in close proximity for two hours a week

536
00:24:51,610 --> 00:24:53,760
will negate the need
for any other contact.

537
00:24:55,270 --> 00:24:57,963
So, we need to sit here for two hours?

538
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,899
Physical contact cuts the time in half.

539
00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:07,379
And you all do this
just to get outta being

540
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,789
around people for the rest of the week?

541
00:25:08,790 --> 00:25:10,849
If we had known you were
going to insist on being

542
00:25:10,850 --> 00:25:12,849
sociable, we never would have invited you.

543
00:25:12,850 --> 00:25:14,909
I don't wanna be a part of this.

544
00:25:14,910 --> 00:25:17,043
Oh, I think you're already complicit.

545
00:25:18,270 --> 00:25:20,259
I think I need to think
about this for a bit.

546
00:25:20,260 --> 00:25:21,483
How about for an hour?

547
00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:24,677
58 minutes should do it, starting now.

548
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:29,233
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

549
00:25:51,346 --> 00:25:54,096
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

550
00:26:35,065 --> 00:26:36,369
Fine.

551
00:26:36,370 --> 00:26:38,549
It appears I have no choice.

552
00:26:38,550 --> 00:26:39,863
But I do have some rules.

553
00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:43,209
It would certainly be a
lot easier to convince

554
00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:45,169
the authorities that we
were having a weekly game

555
00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:47,659
of friendly poker if we were, you know,

556
00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:48,679
actually friendly.

557
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,759
That's what we're
working so hard to avoid.

558
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,609
Okay, you all may have given up,

559
00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:54,519
but I for one am not just gonna sit here

560
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,229
and wait for the police
to knock on my door

561
00:26:56,230 --> 00:26:58,219
and take me away to, somewhere.

562
00:26:58,220 --> 00:27:00,349
It's not the police.

563
00:27:00,350 --> 00:27:01,689
Way scarier, and they don't knock,

564
00:27:01,690 --> 00:27:02,890
they just bust right in.

565
00:27:04,050 --> 00:27:05,200
How do you know that?

566
00:27:06,174 --> 00:27:07,412
(GRUNTING)

567
00:27:07,413 --> 00:27:08,549
I didn't say anything that time.

568
00:27:08,550 --> 00:27:09,550
Oh my God.

569
00:27:10,870 --> 00:27:12,259
Wait a minute.

570
00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:14,959
You said it takes six people,

571
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,830
and you obviously have been
doing this for a while, so

572
00:27:19,060 --> 00:27:20,809
who am I replacing?

573
00:27:20,810 --> 00:27:22,309
Her name was Clara.

574
00:27:22,310 --> 00:27:24,089
You kick me, you die.

575
00:27:24,090 --> 00:27:26,040
And what did she do to be taken away?

576
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,139
Okay, you know, I don't need this.

577
00:27:35,140 --> 00:27:37,319
I have friends, I don't
need to sit in a circle

578
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,099
with a buncha social rejects touching

579
00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:40,579
each other to meet my quota.

580
00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:42,029
If you want me to stick my neck out,

581
00:27:42,030 --> 00:27:43,249
we play by my rules.

582
00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:45,972
Starting tomorrow, and I
don't care how long it takes,

583
00:27:45,973 --> 00:27:47,589
we will learn enough about each other

584
00:27:47,590 --> 00:27:48,699
to make this a kosher.

585
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:49,799
Oh, come on.

586
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,823
Those are my terms.

587
00:27:54,845 --> 00:27:55,678
(TIMER BEEPING)

588
00:27:55,678 --> 00:27:56,678
That's time.

589
00:27:57,380 --> 00:27:58,380
That was fun.

590
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:04,447
TESSMAN: This is all very general.

591
00:28:04,448 --> 00:28:05,586
You know their plan.

592
00:28:05,587 --> 00:28:07,239
Doesn't help very much.

593
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,399
Thanks to me, we've already

594
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,959
identified six possible targets.

595
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,399
Now we just need to narrow it down.

596
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:17,077
What we need to know is
exactly who and exactly when.

597
00:28:17,078 --> 00:28:18,481
All right.

598
00:28:18,482 --> 00:28:19,482
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

599
00:28:22,148 --> 00:28:23,448
(PHONE CRUNCHES)

600
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:30,827
I am gonna be reimbursed for those, right?

601
00:28:32,296 --> 00:28:34,477
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

602
00:28:34,478 --> 00:28:36,043
Yeah, just fill out the form.

603
00:28:36,974 --> 00:28:39,891
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

604
00:28:47,636 --> 00:28:49,669
So.
So.

605
00:28:49,670 --> 00:28:52,963
Why don't we just start with
a little small talk, okay?

606
00:28:53,807 --> 00:28:54,939
What do you do for a living?

607
00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:57,938
I work in the IT department
of a large corporation.

608
00:28:57,939 --> 00:28:58,772
Oh.

609
00:28:58,773 --> 00:29:00,029
You work in a library?

610
00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:01,569
You work here?

611
00:29:01,570 --> 00:29:03,559
I didn't know they still had libraries.

612
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:04,989
Did you ever?

613
00:29:04,990 --> 00:29:06,039
What's that supposed to mean?

614
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,319
Have you ever read a book?

615
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,290
TANNER: You mean a whole one?

616
00:29:08,291 --> 00:29:10,062
FRANNY: Yes, a whole book.

617
00:29:10,063 --> 00:29:13,379
A History of the Integration
of Professional Baseball.

618
00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:15,289
Have you ever watched
a whole baseball game?

619
00:29:15,290 --> 00:29:16,906
You have a son?

620
00:29:16,907 --> 00:29:18,507
I don't wanna talk about that.

621
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,719
Okay.

622
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,909
The other part of my day
usually consists of making sure

623
00:29:23,910 --> 00:29:26,099
the redaction software
is working correctly.

624
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:28,349
I mean, could you
imagine if there was some

625
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:31,919
widespread malfunction that
was left unchecked for days?

626
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:32,983
It'd be pandemonium.

627
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,633
FRANNY: You have a son?

628
00:29:35,634 --> 00:29:37,519
I don't want to talk about that.

629
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,573
Neither did I.

630
00:29:40,723 --> 00:29:41,674
Do you have kids?

631
00:29:41,675 --> 00:29:43,579
None that I know of.

632
00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:46,139
SENISE: So, what do you do?

633
00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:47,379
Submarine captain.

634
00:29:47,380 --> 00:29:48,380
Ah.

635
00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:52,379
For ocean exploration or?

636
00:29:52,380 --> 00:29:54,199
Private parties mostly.

637
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,239
What do you do?

638
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,073
I am a submarine...

639
00:29:56,074 --> 00:29:58,819
I mean, I know you played
college football at Michigan.

640
00:29:58,820 --> 00:30:00,529
And you were good, too, what happened?

641
00:30:00,530 --> 00:30:02,799
Yeah, well, you know, not
everybody wants to go pro.

642
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,049
I have bigger career aspirations.

643
00:30:06,050 --> 00:30:08,629
Of course not, who would want all that?

644
00:30:08,630 --> 00:30:12,159
Wealth, hot chicks, sports cars.

645
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,729
You know, I would have
a lot more respect for you

646
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:17,273
if you included athletic achievement.

647
00:30:18,410 --> 00:30:19,899
I'd have a lot more respect for you

648
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:22,003
if you were a pro football player.

649
00:30:23,150 --> 00:30:24,150
Go dig a hole.

650
00:30:25,030 --> 00:30:26,423
Go waste your potential.

651
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,089
Do you have any single
friends named Raul?

652
00:30:30,090 --> 00:30:32,709
Um, why Raul?

653
00:30:32,710 --> 00:30:35,269
Because I have a tattoo on my ass

654
00:30:35,270 --> 00:30:37,939
of a past relationship, it says Paul.

655
00:30:37,940 --> 00:30:40,663
Changing the P to an R would be simple.

656
00:30:41,710 --> 00:30:43,259
Um,

657
00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:46,289
why don't you just date
another guy named Paul?

658
00:30:46,290 --> 00:30:48,719
Well, I would imagine the
only thing worse than getting

659
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,339
a girl naked for the first time

660
00:30:50,340 --> 00:30:52,309
and seeing another man's name is...

661
00:30:52,310 --> 00:30:54,740
Finding your own, nope.

662
00:30:54,741 --> 00:30:56,516
I got it.

663
00:30:56,517 --> 00:30:59,149
(SOFT MUSIC)

664
00:30:59,150 --> 00:31:02,979
You know, this sorta
feels like a first date.

665
00:31:02,980 --> 00:31:05,397
(SOFT MUSIC)

666
00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:08,520
I just got out of something.

667
00:31:09,830 --> 00:31:11,219
You wanna get into something?

668
00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:13,089
We're not gonna get anywhere
if you're gonna be evasive.

669
00:31:13,090 --> 00:31:15,060
We're here to be honest with each other.

670
00:31:15,061 --> 00:31:16,209
Yeah?

671
00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:17,210
Okay.

672
00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:20,923
You know what, you look so familiar.

673
00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:24,469
Say, how much would one of those

674
00:31:24,470 --> 00:31:26,143
deep-sea shindigs cost anyway?

675
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:29,640
Okay.

676
00:31:30,670 --> 00:31:31,910
You have a son?

677
00:31:32,965 --> 00:31:34,962
I don't wanna talk about that.

678
00:31:34,963 --> 00:31:37,177
Son of a mother.

679
00:31:37,178 --> 00:31:38,562
DABNEY: Sometimes I
have to actually pick

680
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:39,849
it up and shake it.

681
00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:41,239
That's never a good thing
to do with a computer, but...

682
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,746
Thank you.

683
00:31:42,747 --> 00:31:44,157
DABNEY: You know, you
got to do what you got to do.

684
00:31:44,158 --> 00:31:45,629
How do you afford a house in the city?

685
00:31:45,630 --> 00:31:47,209
Did you rob a bank?

686
00:31:47,210 --> 00:31:49,319
This might be easier
if we meet in a bar.

687
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,799
I don't drink.

688
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,289
Don't like the taste?

689
00:31:52,290 --> 00:31:53,513
I lose control.

690
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,800
Can I grab you a beer?

691
00:31:56,878 --> 00:32:00,419
You know, you look familiar,
I can't put my finger on it.

692
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,873
It's probably because
you're vaguely ethnic.

693
00:32:05,430 --> 00:32:06,880
Just knowing

694
00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:09,703
the data has been served.

695
00:32:13,090 --> 00:32:17,343
Did, um, did you have
any questions for me or?

696
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,413
Why do you look so familiar?

697
00:32:26,170 --> 00:32:27,699
We've searched INTERPOL.

698
00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:29,619
Birth records in every state and country,

699
00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:32,839
we've consulted all of our
contacts in Homeland Security

700
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,119
and every international
syndicate we could think of.

701
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,049
No one has heard of her.

702
00:32:37,050 --> 00:32:40,239
Now I'm sure Senise Deluca

703
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,179
is some sort of fake name, of course.

704
00:32:43,180 --> 00:32:45,009
But even an alias has a history.

705
00:32:45,010 --> 00:32:45,993
It's as if she just dropped in out of...

706
00:32:45,994 --> 00:32:49,989
Birth name is Theresa Senise Delucia.

707
00:32:49,990 --> 00:32:50,823
What is this?

708
00:32:50,824 --> 00:32:52,609
Is this some sort of top-secret government

709
00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:54,219
database that I've never heard of?

710
00:32:54,220 --> 00:32:57,019
No, there's an actual
website that lists every movie

711
00:32:57,020 --> 00:33:00,139
and every TV show and everybody
that's ever worked on them.

712
00:33:00,140 --> 00:33:02,203
Senise Deluca's a stage name.

713
00:33:03,670 --> 00:33:05,193
TESSMAN: Actress.

714
00:33:05,194 --> 00:33:07,944
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

715
00:33:10,050 --> 00:33:11,829
Okay, Franny, now you.

716
00:33:11,830 --> 00:33:13,533
Look Ed in the eye and say it.

717
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,859
Hello.

718
00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:18,296
Sup?

719
00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:20,359
(RATTLING)

720
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,313
Mike, can we just be done
with the fucking hello game?

721
00:33:25,221 --> 00:33:27,259
Would you like to inform
the group of your reasons

722
00:33:27,260 --> 00:33:29,159
for your dislike of the
hello game, Lincoln?

723
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,299
Your assumption that we
don't know how to greet people

724
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:32,929
is insulting, we know how to greet people,

725
00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:34,909
we just choose not to.

726
00:33:34,910 --> 00:33:39,149
The purpose of the hello
game is to remind those of you

727
00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:42,029
who aren't in the habit of greeting people

728
00:33:42,030 --> 00:33:43,589
that there is a pleasure in it

729
00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:45,949
once you get past your hesitance to do it.

730
00:33:45,950 --> 00:33:48,559
Yeah, it really didn't
do anything for me.

731
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,450
I loved it.

732
00:33:49,451 --> 00:33:51,759
Shut up, Tanner, you
didn't even say hi to anyone.

733
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,179
Ed, we never tell people
to shut up in this group.

734
00:33:54,180 --> 00:33:55,409
This is to be a safe place

735
00:33:55,410 --> 00:33:57,069
where people can express themselves.

736
00:33:57,070 --> 00:33:58,929
Ed was just expressing that he wants

737
00:33:58,930 --> 00:34:00,376
Tanner to shut the fuck up.

738
00:34:00,377 --> 00:34:01,909
And you just silenced him.

739
00:34:01,910 --> 00:34:02,743
Shut up.

740
00:34:02,744 --> 00:34:04,679
Senise, we never tell people to shut up.

741
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:05,570
It's hopeless.

742
00:34:05,571 --> 00:34:07,379
No offense, but I am, mm,

743
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:09,409
10 times the group therapist you are.

744
00:34:09,410 --> 00:34:13,139
And I fail too, so don't feel bad.

745
00:34:13,140 --> 00:34:14,749
What is your problem?

746
00:34:14,750 --> 00:34:18,149
We had a deal, and you're
not holding up your end.

747
00:34:18,150 --> 00:34:19,359
We did what you asked.

748
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,149
No, you were supposed
to get to know each other.

749
00:34:22,150 --> 00:34:23,130
We did.

750
00:34:23,130 --> 00:34:24,030
How nice?

751
00:34:24,031 --> 00:34:26,059
Oh, is that so?

752
00:34:26,060 --> 00:34:27,283
Okay, um,

753
00:34:28,950 --> 00:34:30,913
Franny, hey girl.

754
00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:34,429
What's old Lincoln do for a living?

755
00:34:34,430 --> 00:34:35,430
Salesman.

756
00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:38,119
Of?

757
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,120
Dynamite.

758
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:41,973
Mm, mm-hmm.

759
00:34:42,990 --> 00:34:44,823
Dynamite salesman.

760
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,299
Uh, Ed?

761
00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:50,463
Does Franny have pets
and if so, what kind?

762
00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:53,823
Librarian.

763
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:56,353
What?

764
00:34:56,354 --> 00:34:58,669
You shoulda asked me
something I know the answer to.

765
00:34:58,670 --> 00:34:59,799
Does everyone know what I do?

766
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:00,726
I work in the IT...

767
00:35:00,726 --> 00:35:01,559
GROUP: We know!

768
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,829
This is pathetic.

769
00:35:03,830 --> 00:35:06,589
What did you all do, just sit
there staring at each other?

770
00:35:06,590 --> 00:35:08,709
Prolonged eye contact,
are you kidding me?

771
00:35:08,710 --> 00:35:11,219
None of you has an excuse.

772
00:35:11,220 --> 00:35:12,220
None of you.

773
00:35:13,610 --> 00:35:15,763
Jeremy, what did you
learn about everyone?

774
00:35:17,260 --> 00:35:18,260
Ugh, de bugh.

775
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:23,439
He wasn't invited, so technically,

776
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,343
he does have an excuse.

777
00:35:26,510 --> 00:35:30,359
Jeremy, you're excused and sorry.

778
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,010
But the rest of you, pfffft.

779
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,309
Are you gonna admit to us
why you look so familiar?

780
00:35:36,310 --> 00:35:39,299
That was not the point.

781
00:35:39,300 --> 00:35:40,699
Senise?

782
00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:43,639
Is there something you'd
like to share with the group?

783
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,090
I sure would like to hear it.

784
00:35:48,210 --> 00:35:49,210
Fine.

785
00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:53,870
The reason you might
recognize me is because

786
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,929
I was on a TV show when I was young.

787
00:35:56,930 --> 00:35:58,389
You probably don't remember.

788
00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,049
It Takes Ten to Tango.

789
00:36:00,050 --> 00:36:02,249
I just watched the marathon.

790
00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:05,079
You've really grown up
nicely since the show ended.

791
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,089
The baby fat look was good,
too, don't get me wrong.

792
00:36:08,090 --> 00:36:11,059
You, you already knew?

793
00:36:11,060 --> 00:36:15,059
Have you heard of this thing
called the search engine?

794
00:36:15,060 --> 00:36:17,269
It's how we know about you.

795
00:36:17,270 --> 00:36:20,319
It's how we know about
Lincoln's illustrious

796
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,599
non-pro football career.

797
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:26,419
Oh, and Ed's white-collar crime.

798
00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:27,849
If I could speak for a moment.

799
00:36:27,850 --> 00:36:31,359
This is how we get to know
each other in this century.

800
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,229
We don't need to talk to each other.

801
00:36:33,230 --> 00:36:36,009
I didn't need to search engine you.

802
00:36:36,010 --> 00:36:37,369
I loved that show.

803
00:36:37,370 --> 00:36:39,663
DABNEY: This is the first
I'm hearing of any of this.

804
00:36:40,540 --> 00:36:42,319
If you wanna know what I think,

805
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:45,743
I find this very, very sad.

806
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,000
And that's something you can't
learn on a search engine.

807
00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:54,159
Well maybe you should post it as a meme.

808
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,559
We all follow you now.

809
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,779
It could be a picture of
a million whining babies

810
00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:03,343
in a football stadium that
Lincoln wished he'd played in.

811
00:37:04,373 --> 00:37:07,123
(JEREMY SNORING)

812
00:37:18,203 --> 00:37:20,953
(JEREMY SNORING)

813
00:37:22,619 --> 00:37:25,369
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

814
00:37:29,044 --> 00:37:30,223
HEADBAND: Please return your headband

815
00:37:30,224 --> 00:37:31,160
to your head.

816
00:37:31,161 --> 00:37:32,781
You don't wanna do that.

817
00:37:32,782 --> 00:37:33,950
HEADBAND: Please return your headband

818
00:37:33,951 --> 00:37:35,034
to your head.

819
00:37:35,973 --> 00:37:37,295
(COUGHING)

820
00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:39,742
Please return your headband to your head.

821
00:37:39,743 --> 00:37:41,070
I strongly suggest you pick that up

822
00:37:41,071 --> 00:37:42,495
and put it back on your head.

823
00:37:42,496 --> 00:37:44,308
HEADBAND: Please return your headband

824
00:37:44,309 --> 00:37:45,599
to your head, please return your headband

825
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,388
to your head, please return
your headband to your head.

826
00:37:48,389 --> 00:37:49,839
Please return your headband to your head.

827
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,823
God, I'm so sick of this headband.

828
00:37:52,248 --> 00:37:53,881
HEADBAND: Be sure
to have a friendly day.

829
00:37:54,590 --> 00:37:57,829
I'm so sick of trying to
match it to my clothes.

830
00:37:57,830 --> 00:38:01,453
You know, you do not
crown this, with this.

831
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,109
And I hate how long it takes to dry

832
00:38:04,110 --> 00:38:05,329
when I get out of the shower.

833
00:38:05,330 --> 00:38:07,649
And I have constant recurring nightmares

834
00:38:07,650 --> 00:38:11,689
that a very weak snake is
trying to crush my head.

835
00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:13,599
Best keep that to yourself.

836
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,239
They're listening to every word you say,

837
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,869
looking for a reason to erase you.

838
00:38:17,870 --> 00:38:19,299
Great.

839
00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:20,300
Let them.

840
00:38:24,610 --> 00:38:27,509
Before I was put on this stupid list,

841
00:38:27,510 --> 00:38:30,849
I actually thought that this
was a good idea, you know.

842
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:33,759
Find the wackos and help
them before they flip out.

843
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:34,760
But now I'm,

844
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,820
I'm as disgruntled and agitated as you...

845
00:38:38,821 --> 00:38:42,653
You got to keep yourself
together, they're watching you.

846
00:38:43,616 --> 00:38:46,149
They're watching every move you make.

847
00:38:46,150 --> 00:38:49,217
You got to keep your cool,
because there is a way out.

848
00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:51,469
There is?

849
00:38:51,470 --> 00:38:55,293
You just got to keep playing
the game, and trust nobody.

850
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,560
You hear me?

851
00:38:58,300 --> 00:39:00,205
Trust nobody.

852
00:39:00,206 --> 00:39:01,039
Okay.

853
00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:02,039
Trust nobody.

854
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,673
Rust obody.

855
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:06,954
Also.

856
00:39:06,955 --> 00:39:07,788
God dammit.

857
00:39:07,789 --> 00:39:09,999
The cockroaches have microchips.

858
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,676
It's amazing what they can do these days.

859
00:39:12,677 --> 00:39:13,677
These days.

860
00:39:14,603 --> 00:39:15,679
'Ese 'ays.

861
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,430
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

862
00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:22,850
You got a little something right.

863
00:39:24,990 --> 00:39:25,990
Other side.

864
00:39:35,605 --> 00:39:37,344
BROADCASTER: Swung on,
lined toward right fielder,

865
00:39:37,345 --> 00:39:41,762
but there's the right fielder
and he makes the catch.

866
00:39:44,273 --> 00:39:46,119
That can't be a coincidence, can it?

867
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,299
Book chick and nasal voice dude

868
00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:51,023
both showing up early like
that at the same time?

869
00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:53,619
Not likely.

870
00:39:53,620 --> 00:39:56,289
We got to come up with
better code names, man.

871
00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:58,599
Those aren't code names, I just

872
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,150
never learned their real names.

873
00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:05,253
BROADCASTER: Lines out to right field,

874
00:40:05,254 --> 00:40:06,754
that'll bring up...

875
00:40:08,597 --> 00:40:10,539
0-for-4 last night, 0-for-2 this evening.

876
00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:14,089
TANNER: The only time I'm early is

877
00:40:14,090 --> 00:40:16,599
when I make a mistake with the time.

878
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,300
If you're not 30 minutes
early, you're an hour late.

879
00:40:22,510 --> 00:40:25,039
You're actually watching
baseball on your phone?

880
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,419
You are too.

881
00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:28,789
But you don't like sports.

882
00:40:28,790 --> 00:40:29,876
I never said that.

883
00:40:29,877 --> 00:40:31,409
You said they're stupid.

884
00:40:31,410 --> 00:40:32,410
They are.

885
00:40:33,150 --> 00:40:34,769
My life doesn't change one bit

886
00:40:34,770 --> 00:40:36,929
regardless of the outcome of this game.

887
00:40:36,930 --> 00:40:39,539
And yet I'm invested in it as if it will.

888
00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:40,540
That's stupid.

889
00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:46,773
Do you wanna sit or something?

890
00:40:49,217 --> 00:40:50,563
I'm sitting over there.

891
00:40:51,430 --> 00:40:52,633
Watching Brooklyn?

892
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,119
They left Brooklyn in 194...

893
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,193
A History of the
Integration of Baseball.

894
00:41:00,289 --> 00:41:02,779
(SOFT MUSIC)

895
00:41:02,780 --> 00:41:03,880
That was a good one.

896
00:41:07,071 --> 00:41:08,119
Is it a good book?

897
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,719
Well it's not the one you read,

898
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:12,099
so I can't participate in
a book discussion with you.

899
00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:14,250
You know what, I'll
just leave you alone.

900
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,283
This is Ethan Frome.

901
00:41:17,131 --> 00:41:19,548
(SOFT MUSIC)

902
00:41:24,965 --> 00:41:26,849
Is it any good?

903
00:41:26,850 --> 00:41:29,309
Well, I've read it
every year since I was 15,

904
00:41:29,310 --> 00:41:31,069
so yeah, I'd say so.

905
00:41:31,070 --> 00:41:32,070
What's it about?

906
00:41:32,830 --> 00:41:37,830
A sad, lonely guy that
starts to find hope,

907
00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:39,549
and then loses it.

908
00:41:39,550 --> 00:41:41,529
Sheesh, pass.

909
00:41:41,530 --> 00:41:42,380
That's what I thought.

910
00:41:42,381 --> 00:41:45,513
You don't have much respect
for my intellect, do you?

911
00:41:46,350 --> 00:41:48,309
Why am I even sitting here?

912
00:41:48,310 --> 00:41:50,989
Anaheim and Texas, Jesus, it's like

913
00:41:50,990 --> 00:41:54,809
the two guys who nailed my
girlfriend fighting each other,

914
00:41:54,810 --> 00:41:56,863
except there's no way both can lose.

915
00:41:57,867 --> 00:42:00,034
(SIGHING)

916
00:42:09,090 --> 00:42:12,279
I would rather listen
to someone chew a banana

917
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,309
in my ear all day

918
00:42:15,310 --> 00:42:18,593
than have to listen to
that mating ritual again.

919
00:42:21,627 --> 00:42:24,969
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

920
00:42:24,970 --> 00:42:26,770
PAIGE: Everything all right, sir?

921
00:42:28,569 --> 00:42:30,399
What makes people like each other?

922
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:31,400
Sir?

923
00:42:33,060 --> 00:42:34,310
What makes people bond?

924
00:42:35,590 --> 00:42:36,590
Become friends?

925
00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:40,733
It just happens, sir.

926
00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:43,540
I suppose.

927
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:46,929
Or it doesn't.

928
00:42:46,930 --> 00:42:49,373
Yeah, sometimes it doesn't, sir.

929
00:42:51,630 --> 00:42:52,630
You're dismissed.

930
00:42:54,345 --> 00:42:57,099
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

931
00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:58,650
TESSMAN: You're sure about them?

932
00:42:58,651 --> 00:42:59,484
PAIGE: Hm-mm.

933
00:42:59,485 --> 00:43:01,369
Franny doesn't fit the profile.

934
00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:02,789
And Tanner has no game with the ladies,

935
00:43:02,790 --> 00:43:04,109
so it's for sure.

936
00:43:04,110 --> 00:43:06,279
What does that have to do with anything?

937
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,963
Just call it woman's intuition.

938
00:43:08,970 --> 00:43:10,909
I think we can count Dabney out.

939
00:43:10,910 --> 00:43:11,743
I agree.

940
00:43:11,744 --> 00:43:13,899
Mm-hmm, we're narrowing it down.

941
00:43:13,900 --> 00:43:15,399
Yeah, but we have to be certain.

942
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,049
Delgado's become a brick wall.

943
00:43:17,050 --> 00:43:18,166
Is he onto you?

944
00:43:18,167 --> 00:43:20,239
No, it's not me.

945
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:22,009
He's a weird dude.

946
00:43:22,010 --> 00:43:24,529
He spends all of his time at the office.

947
00:43:24,530 --> 00:43:27,279
I mean, literally, all of his time.

948
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:28,909
He doesn't talk to friends.

949
00:43:28,910 --> 00:43:30,210
He doesn't talk to family.

950
00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:33,242
He's obsessed.

951
00:43:33,243 --> 00:43:35,993
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

952
00:43:46,493 --> 00:43:47,493
What is

953
00:43:48,798 --> 00:43:49,798
happening?

954
00:43:51,951 --> 00:43:54,126
(SCREAMING)

955
00:43:54,127 --> 00:43:56,460
(SCREAMING)

956
00:43:59,107 --> 00:44:01,236
I find that loners will
often like to reach out

957
00:44:01,237 --> 00:44:03,169
and make friends but they lack the courage

958
00:44:03,170 --> 00:44:05,029
and skills to even try.

959
00:44:05,030 --> 00:44:07,969
That's why I made up this
little role-playing improve game,

960
00:44:07,970 --> 00:44:11,159
so you can all fail big
time in a safe place.

961
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,999
Jeremy, let's have you come up.

962
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,459
You crotch-smelling,
bitch-face ass bucket.

963
00:44:16,460 --> 00:44:18,649
You know what's going on here?

964
00:44:18,650 --> 00:44:21,639
These special glasses
were keeping the radiation

965
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,489
from getting into my eye brain.

966
00:44:23,490 --> 00:44:26,009
Now this fool wants me to start talking.

967
00:44:26,010 --> 00:44:27,809
That's how the microbes get in.

968
00:44:27,810 --> 00:44:29,037
The microbes.

969
00:44:29,038 --> 00:44:31,705
(TASER BUZZING)

970
00:44:37,046 --> 00:44:38,796
Timeout for Jeremy.

971
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,053
Franny, let's have you come up.

972
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:48,400
Go up.

973
00:44:49,817 --> 00:44:50,817
And Tanner.

974
00:44:54,830 --> 00:44:55,830
Here's the scene.

975
00:44:57,330 --> 00:44:58,743
You're waiting for a train.

976
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:01,560
And go.

977
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,177
How?

978
00:45:04,178 --> 00:45:05,795
Oh, Just say whatever's on your mind.

979
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,490
I don't like the way the
birds are looking at me today.

980
00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:13,939
Okay.

981
00:45:13,940 --> 00:45:14,940
Tanner.

982
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,409
Maybe the birds hate you.

983
00:45:17,410 --> 00:45:18,759
Keep it positive.

984
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,395
The birds definitely hate you.

985
00:45:20,396 --> 00:45:23,469
Why do you have to be such a
fucking asshole every second?

986
00:45:23,470 --> 00:45:25,089
No, you wouldn't know that
because you've never met.

987
00:45:25,090 --> 00:45:27,659
I was trying to be nice to you.

988
00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:29,410
No, again, you would not
because you've never met.

989
00:45:29,411 --> 00:45:30,517
When?

990
00:45:30,518 --> 00:45:33,089
The other morning when
we were both here early.

991
00:45:33,090 --> 00:45:34,103
MIKE: No that wouldn't have happened.

992
00:45:34,104 --> 00:45:35,209
That was you being nice?

993
00:45:35,210 --> 00:45:36,460
Maybe if you weren't so

994
00:45:37,470 --> 00:45:39,979
obsessed with assuming that I was an idiot

995
00:45:39,980 --> 00:45:40,820
you would have noticed.

996
00:45:40,821 --> 00:45:42,159
Assuming doesn't take any energy.

997
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,579
You just make the assumption.

998
00:45:43,580 --> 00:45:44,759
There you go again.

999
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:45,843
Ed, tag in.

1000
00:45:47,116 --> 00:45:49,533
(SOFT MUSIC)

1001
00:45:55,290 --> 00:45:58,480
I find that in real life
sometimes it's easier

1002
00:46:00,005 --> 00:46:02,599
to meet people when we
pretend to be someone

1003
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,399
completely different
than who we actually are.

1004
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,639
Really?

1005
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,020
I always thought the best policy was to

1006
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:11,119
be yourself.

1007
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,129
Yes, that's true, if you were someone

1008
00:46:13,130 --> 00:46:15,153
that people would actually
want to get to know.

1009
00:46:16,561 --> 00:46:17,599
(SOFT MUSIC)

1010
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,659
Franny, approach Ed not as Franny

1011
00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:25,719
but as Miss Pennyfeather Wentwhistle.

1012
00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:27,809
You're a high-society gentlewoman

1013
00:46:27,810 --> 00:46:31,399
on your way to town to
peruse the jewelry district

1014
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:35,073
and the latest fashion
in broaches and hat pins.

1015
00:46:37,425 --> 00:46:39,054
Hi, I'm Penny.

1016
00:46:39,055 --> 00:46:39,888
Feather.

1017
00:46:39,888 --> 00:46:40,721
Feather Whistle.

1018
00:46:40,721 --> 00:46:41,554
Pennyfeather Wentwhistle.

1019
00:46:41,554 --> 00:46:42,420
Pennyfeather Wentwhistle,
I'm going to town

1020
00:46:42,421 --> 00:46:43,509
to look for hats.

1021
00:46:43,510 --> 00:46:44,543
Pins, hat pins.

1022
00:46:45,770 --> 00:46:46,770
And you are?

1023
00:46:49,230 --> 00:46:50,063
Ed.

1024
00:46:50,064 --> 00:46:51,359
Jesus.

1025
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:52,769
Uh, no.

1026
00:46:52,770 --> 00:46:53,770
You're

1027
00:46:54,570 --> 00:46:57,113
Rex Cannon, a Southern oilman.

1028
00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:02,083
I'm Rex Cannon,

1029
00:47:03,090 --> 00:47:05,609
an oil baron.

1030
00:47:05,610 --> 00:47:06,443
Yeah, I like that.

1031
00:47:06,444 --> 00:47:08,539
But use a Southern accent and be manly.

1032
00:47:08,540 --> 00:47:09,540
Mike.

1033
00:47:10,350 --> 00:47:13,699
These aren't exactly
masters of improve acting.

1034
00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:15,979
Sinese, perhaps you'd like
to show us how to do it,

1035
00:47:15,980 --> 00:47:17,380
since you're such an expert.

1036
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:19,739
Lincoln, tag in.

1037
00:47:19,740 --> 00:47:21,275
Mike, I didn't even say anything.

1038
00:47:21,276 --> 00:47:22,109
MIKE: Tag in.

1039
00:47:22,110 --> 00:47:23,279
Tag in!

1040
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,030
Mike, I wasn't even the one who...

1041
00:47:26,358 --> 00:47:29,258
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1042
00:47:29,259 --> 00:47:32,269
(THROAT CLEARING)

1043
00:47:32,270 --> 00:47:34,453
Rex, engage the Southern socialite.

1044
00:47:36,050 --> 00:47:38,129
Well, howdy there, little Missy.

1045
00:47:38,130 --> 00:47:40,219
How are you this fine day?

1046
00:47:40,220 --> 00:47:42,639
(CHUCKLING)

1047
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:43,759
I'm good.

1048
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:44,593
Am I good, Mike?

1049
00:47:44,594 --> 00:47:46,359
Good? Not good at all.

1050
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,539
What this scene needs is conflict.

1051
00:47:48,540 --> 00:47:50,219
I thought this was
an exercise to teach us

1052
00:47:50,220 --> 00:47:52,029
how to meet people?

1053
00:47:52,030 --> 00:47:55,269
Yes, but there's no
reason it has to be boring.

1054
00:47:55,270 --> 00:47:56,729
Pennyfeather, this man
has done you a great wrong,

1055
00:47:56,730 --> 00:47:57,570
but, Rex, you don't know that.

1056
00:47:57,571 --> 00:47:59,029
You think he's just a
complete stranger, and go.

1057
00:47:59,030 --> 00:48:00,384
How has he wronged me?

1058
00:48:00,385 --> 00:48:02,385
I don't know, it's improve, make it up.

1059
00:48:06,270 --> 00:48:07,769
Hey, Rex.

1060
00:48:07,770 --> 00:48:10,399
Aren't you the guy that
swindled my entire family

1061
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,799
out of their life savings
with a pyramid scheme

1062
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,309
and then got outta major
jail time by giving up

1063
00:48:15,310 --> 00:48:16,910
all the cronies you did it with?

1064
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,073
Not bad, it'll do.

1065
00:48:20,980 --> 00:48:23,195
(STRUGGLING)

1066
00:48:23,196 --> 00:48:24,960
Down, boys.

1067
00:48:24,961 --> 00:48:27,711
(TASERS BUZZING)

1068
00:48:29,910 --> 00:48:31,060
Two more people tag in.

1069
00:48:32,620 --> 00:48:33,828
Anyone?

1070
00:48:34,850 --> 00:48:36,075
Fine.

1071
00:48:36,076 --> 00:48:38,159
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1072
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,160
Dabney.

1073
00:48:39,996 --> 00:48:42,413
(SOFT MUSIC)

1074
00:48:44,778 --> 00:48:45,778
(GRUNT)

1075
00:48:48,430 --> 00:48:51,383
Mr. Cannon, you killed
my father in a duel.

1076
00:48:52,370 --> 00:48:53,499
No I didn't.

1077
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:55,900
There's no no in improve,
it's always yes, and.

1078
00:48:56,999 --> 00:48:58,653
Yes, I did kill him.

1079
00:48:59,313 --> 00:49:00,313
And...

1080
00:49:01,041 --> 00:49:03,503
I did things to his body?

1081
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:08,623
Terrible things, horrible,
unspeakable things.

1082
00:49:09,740 --> 00:49:10,933
Sexual things?

1083
00:49:12,770 --> 00:49:14,199
No you didn't.

1084
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,033
You just said...

1085
00:49:15,034 --> 00:49:16,521
Sit down.

1086
00:49:16,522 --> 00:49:19,689
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1087
00:49:22,971 --> 00:49:25,388
(VOCALIZING)

1088
00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,304
I knew Enoch Wentwhitsle as a young man.

1089
00:49:30,305 --> 00:49:34,658
He was, I say, I say, he
was a rogue and a charlatan.

1090
00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:38,169
I vehemently disagree with
the spurious assessment

1091
00:49:38,170 --> 00:49:39,873
of my dear deceased daddy.

1092
00:49:40,703 --> 00:49:41,990
(LAUGHING)

1093
00:49:41,991 --> 00:49:44,229
I say, I say, I say I forgive you, ma'am,

1094
00:49:44,230 --> 00:49:47,582
for the love and devotion to
the man you call your father,

1095
00:49:47,583 --> 00:49:49,099
though it is based on a veiled

1096
00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:51,643
and distorted version of the truth.

1097
00:49:51,644 --> 00:49:52,839
Shut up.

1098
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,149
For the love of God,

1099
00:49:55,150 --> 00:49:56,669
shut up.

1100
00:49:56,670 --> 00:49:57,879
You're insane.

1101
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:01,039
Nothing you are doing is
helping any of these people,

1102
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,153
do you not see that?

1103
00:50:04,150 --> 00:50:07,659
Is it really so hard for any of you

1104
00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:11,489
to get past your
all-consuming self-absorption

1105
00:50:11,490 --> 00:50:15,743
and just be a non-asshole for one second?

1106
00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:19,479
I wouldn't wanna be a single one of you.

1107
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,369
You should be

1108
00:50:21,370 --> 00:50:22,370
wishing,

1109
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:26,329
praying, on your knees begging,

1110
00:50:26,330 --> 00:50:29,229
for anyone to talk to
you just to relieve you

1111
00:50:29,230 --> 00:50:32,949
for one moment of the cruel
existential prison sentence

1112
00:50:32,950 --> 00:50:37,603
you face every day by
just being who you are.

1113
00:50:38,550 --> 00:50:40,179
Fuck you!

1114
00:50:40,180 --> 00:50:41,669
Fuck you all,

1115
00:50:41,670 --> 00:50:43,613
in your loner asses!

1116
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,493
What a psycho.

1117
00:50:49,340 --> 00:50:50,340
MIKE: Oh, that's time.

1118
00:50:51,270 --> 00:50:54,309
This is your grand plan, Delgado?

1119
00:50:54,310 --> 00:50:56,049
What you just witnessed

1120
00:50:56,050 --> 00:50:58,759
was the final step before we
introduce our secret weapon.

1121
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,489
Please tell me it's
something that explodes

1122
00:51:00,490 --> 00:51:01,659
or shoots lasers.

1123
00:51:01,660 --> 00:51:04,769
DIFFORD: You were on
thin ice before, Delgado.

1124
00:51:04,770 --> 00:51:06,189
Hope you got your water wings.

1125
00:51:06,190 --> 00:51:08,326
The clock is ticking.

1126
00:51:08,327 --> 00:51:11,077
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1127
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:18,389
Short-sighted fools.

1128
00:51:18,390 --> 00:51:19,390
Yes, sir.

1129
00:51:22,350 --> 00:51:23,489
Going somewhere, bro?

1130
00:51:23,490 --> 00:51:26,489
Yeah, I'm gonna go home,
is that okay with you, cuz?

1131
00:51:26,490 --> 00:51:29,429
Sure you don't got more
to say to me first, my man?

1132
00:51:29,430 --> 00:51:32,269
No, no, no, I'm good, home slice.

1133
00:51:32,270 --> 00:51:33,479
Positive, bucco, because you were doing

1134
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,159
a lotta talking in there, hombre.

1135
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,929
Okay, look, Ed, I'm
running out of synonyms

1136
00:51:36,930 --> 00:51:39,399
that guys call each other, so can we just?

1137
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,889
I knew you'd blink first, chico.

1138
00:51:41,890 --> 00:51:43,190
You got a problem with me?

1139
00:51:45,263 --> 00:51:47,019
Hey, I'm talking to you.

1140
00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:48,193
Why do you care?

1141
00:51:49,530 --> 00:51:51,579
You got to stop caring what people think

1142
00:51:51,580 --> 00:51:54,529
about you, man, it'll
drive you nuts, all right.

1143
00:51:54,530 --> 00:51:58,069
If you are okay with what you did, great.

1144
00:51:58,070 --> 00:51:59,070
I'm not.

1145
00:52:02,270 --> 00:52:06,379
Did your family really
lose money from what I did?

1146
00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:07,380
No, man.

1147
00:52:09,295 --> 00:52:10,403
No, no.

1148
00:52:11,820 --> 00:52:13,859
I just made that up as part of the improve.

1149
00:52:13,860 --> 00:52:15,699
I just was deep in the role.

1150
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:17,287
Look, I'm sorry I said that.

1151
00:52:17,288 --> 00:52:19,985
Aw, two loners having a conversation.

1152
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,799
Hell must have frozen over.

1153
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,079
You want me to scare
the shit out of them?

1154
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:26,669
Oh, affirmative, kemo sabe.

1155
00:52:26,670 --> 00:52:28,100
Good one, let's go.

1156
00:52:29,133 --> 00:52:30,999
ED: Hey, come here, come here.

1157
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,159
You want me to strip that
leather off your body?

1158
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:35,353
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

1159
00:52:35,354 --> 00:52:38,187
♪ I'm alone again ♪

1160
00:52:42,243 --> 00:52:45,661
(DOOR KNOCKING)

1161
00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:48,169
(DOOR KNOCKING)

1162
00:52:48,170 --> 00:52:50,837
(DOOR KNOCKING)

1163
00:52:55,744 --> 00:52:57,327
SENISE: Come in.

1164
00:53:00,870 --> 00:53:02,479
You can't just

1165
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,730
open the door like that,
I coulda been a fed.

1166
00:53:06,470 --> 00:53:07,470
I was hoping.

1167
00:53:11,626 --> 00:53:13,219
What do you got there, soup?

1168
00:53:13,220 --> 00:53:14,220
Whiskey.

1169
00:53:15,046 --> 00:53:16,263
Oh, in a bowl.

1170
00:53:18,102 --> 00:53:20,749
I didn't feel like washing my glasses,

1171
00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:23,633
and I have too much pride to
drink straight from the bottle.

1172
00:53:25,841 --> 00:53:28,258
(SOFT MUSIC)

1173
00:53:29,620 --> 00:53:30,893
Hey-o, guys.

1174
00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:33,820
Come on in.

1175
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:36,970
Pour yourself a bowl of Jack.

1176
00:53:39,237 --> 00:53:40,824
Yeesh.

1177
00:53:40,825 --> 00:53:43,242
(SOFT MUSIC)

1178
00:53:53,789 --> 00:53:56,122
Should I pull the trigger?

1179
00:53:57,583 --> 00:53:58,583
(SIGHS)

1180
00:54:06,770 --> 00:54:09,693
None of my friends wanna
be seen with headband girl.

1181
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:12,719
Bitches.

1182
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:14,209
Bitches.
Bitches.

1183
00:54:14,210 --> 00:54:15,210
Hey.

1184
00:54:16,005 --> 00:54:18,409
(GIGGLING)

1185
00:54:18,410 --> 00:54:20,110
How'd you get on the watch list?

1186
00:54:21,030 --> 00:54:22,593
Married a big producer.

1187
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:25,209
Shouldn't have signed that prenup.

1188
00:54:25,210 --> 00:54:28,693
All I got to keep were the
clothes, which are fabulous.

1189
00:54:29,590 --> 00:54:30,590
I just

1190
00:54:31,830 --> 00:54:34,773
don't feel like reaching out
to people like I used to.

1191
00:54:36,700 --> 00:54:38,369
Can I tell you guys a secret?

1192
00:54:38,370 --> 00:54:39,370
Uh-huh.

1193
00:54:40,300 --> 00:54:42,459
Last month, I didn't go to my

1194
00:54:42,460 --> 00:54:44,959
best friend's birthday party.

1195
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,259
ED: Bingo, there you go.

1196
00:54:47,260 --> 00:54:48,093
What?

1197
00:54:48,093 --> 00:54:49,080
Your red flag.

1198
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:49,950
Hm-hmm.

1199
00:54:49,951 --> 00:54:52,469
Were you invited to this party online?

1200
00:54:52,470 --> 00:54:56,289
Yeah, but I didn't RSVP either way.

1201
00:54:56,290 --> 00:54:58,299
I mean, no one does, right?

1202
00:54:58,300 --> 00:54:59,579
It doesn't matter, though.

1203
00:54:59,580 --> 00:55:01,139
You didn't show up at your best friend's

1204
00:55:01,140 --> 00:55:04,059
publicly posted birthday
party, which means that

1205
00:55:04,060 --> 00:55:05,053
your cellphone wasn't there, either.

1206
00:55:05,054 --> 00:55:07,989
And that's the cellphone
that happens to track

1207
00:55:07,990 --> 00:55:10,879
every single location of your
body on this planet Earth.

1208
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:12,999
Welcome to the future.

1209
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,529
Could be worse.

1210
00:55:14,530 --> 00:55:16,203
Pretty sure my son turned me in.

1211
00:55:17,180 --> 00:55:18,120
LINCOLN: Ouch.

1212
00:55:18,121 --> 00:55:19,839
SENISE: Really?

1213
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,623
I was on house arrest
for a couple years.

1214
00:55:23,540 --> 00:55:25,019
My wife left somewhere in there,

1215
00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:26,959
and Kiefer decided to go with her.

1216
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:28,363
Can't say that I blame him.

1217
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,300
Neither do I.

1218
00:55:30,983 --> 00:55:32,033
If you named him Kiefer.

1219
00:55:32,866 --> 00:55:34,879
(LAUGHING)

1220
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,297
(SOFT MUSIC)

1221
00:55:39,010 --> 00:55:40,963
After the house arrest ended,

1222
00:55:42,410 --> 00:55:44,269
I could see the alarm on his face

1223
00:55:44,270 --> 00:55:45,513
at the state of my life.

1224
00:55:47,050 --> 00:55:48,789
Guess he figured his old
man needed a headband

1225
00:55:48,790 --> 00:55:50,590
to go along with the ankle bracelet.

1226
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:56,154
Maybe what he did was misguided, but

1227
00:55:56,155 --> 00:55:58,959
then again, no kid his age should have

1228
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,142
to look out for his father.

1229
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:02,283
Are you mad at him?

1230
00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:03,750
I'm not mad at him.

1231
00:56:05,460 --> 00:56:06,737
Does he know that?

1232
00:56:09,023 --> 00:56:10,573
I mean, he has to.

1233
00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:12,852
Right?

1234
00:56:12,853 --> 00:56:16,020
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1235
00:56:19,210 --> 00:56:20,773
I was in a dark place.

1236
00:56:22,819 --> 00:56:23,819
I still am, but

1237
00:56:26,131 --> 00:56:27,163
not like I was.

1238
00:56:34,490 --> 00:56:37,390
Well I thought they were
playing a practical joke on me.

1239
00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:42,099
I thought, you know, one
of my old college buddies

1240
00:56:42,100 --> 00:56:44,899
had sent me a fake court summons, right?

1241
00:56:44,900 --> 00:56:46,839
So I start calling all those fuckers

1242
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:50,693
and saying, hey, who sent
me the fake court summons?

1243
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,839
And then I realized that
I hadn't talked to them

1244
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,169
in like years, and the thing is,

1245
00:56:57,170 --> 00:56:59,170
they're all still talking to each other.

1246
00:57:00,350 --> 00:57:02,793
So they start all asking
me the question, you know?

1247
00:57:03,890 --> 00:57:05,633
What are you up to these days, man?

1248
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,839
I hate that question.

1249
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,329
That's like the second question
that anybody ever asks you

1250
00:57:12,330 --> 00:57:13,480
after what's your name?

1251
00:57:14,380 --> 00:57:15,459
What are you up to these days?

1252
00:57:15,460 --> 00:57:16,623
Hi, I'm Lincoln, I,

1253
00:57:18,610 --> 00:57:19,953
I used to do something.

1254
00:57:21,250 --> 00:57:22,250
I used to

1255
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,483
love something.

1256
00:57:27,830 --> 00:57:30,687
And now, I work in the mall (LAUGHS).

1257
00:57:34,490 --> 00:57:36,879
And then I wear this every day.

1258
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,763
I don't have a story.

1259
00:57:39,860 --> 00:57:42,063
I enjoy watering my plants,

1260
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:44,243
and I have a cat,

1261
00:57:45,460 --> 00:57:47,669
and I actually shush people at the library

1262
00:57:47,670 --> 00:57:49,070
when they're being too loud.

1263
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:52,549
Maybe it's the result
of being the only person

1264
00:57:52,550 --> 00:57:55,109
from Texarkana that likes goth rock.

1265
00:57:55,110 --> 00:57:58,289
There's no way they're
gonna pass me by, either.

1266
00:57:58,290 --> 00:58:01,399
I have zero interest in social etiquette.

1267
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:04,653
I say exactly what I'm
thinking at all times.

1268
00:58:06,010 --> 00:58:09,723
I would think that would bring
me respect and popularity.

1269
00:58:10,630 --> 00:58:13,653
Instead, I'm sitting here
with you fucking losers.

1270
00:58:14,590 --> 00:58:16,699
From the beginning, I
vowed that I would never let

1271
00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:18,709
anything the government
had to say about me

1272
00:58:18,710 --> 00:58:20,629
make me change who I am.

1273
00:58:20,630 --> 00:58:21,759
Me too.

1274
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:22,956
Fuck that noise.

1275
00:58:22,957 --> 00:58:23,997
Assholes.

1276
00:58:23,998 --> 00:58:24,998
Yeah.

1277
00:58:26,526 --> 00:58:27,723
But maybe they're right.

1278
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:29,833
Just a little bit,

1279
00:58:30,700 --> 00:58:31,743
by mistake.

1280
00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:34,889
I've heard that even really social people

1281
00:58:34,890 --> 00:58:37,099
need alone time now and then.

1282
00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:38,593
Doesn't it go both ways?

1283
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,529
It'd be nice to be able to
take a break from who I am

1284
00:58:42,530 --> 00:58:45,939
once in a while without
feeling like I'm selling out.

1285
00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:49,313
Good God, let's stop
being so hard on ourselves.

1286
00:58:50,530 --> 00:58:52,950
Let's take a little bit of
solace in the fact that we

1287
00:58:58,544 --> 00:58:59,377
have had these little meetings
together for a long time

1288
00:58:59,377 --> 00:59:00,210
without those douche bag
feds finding out about it.

1289
00:59:00,211 --> 00:59:01,699
It's pretty good.

1290
00:59:01,700 --> 00:59:02,859
Fuck the feds.

1291
00:59:02,860 --> 00:59:03,860
Yeah.

1292
00:59:04,872 --> 00:59:07,817
Fuck the feds.
Fuck the feds.

1293
00:59:07,818 --> 00:59:09,988
GROUP: Fuck the feds, fuck the feds,

1294
00:59:09,989 --> 00:59:12,039
fuck the feds, fuck the feds.

1295
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:15,509
I will literally give you
everything in my savings account

1296
00:59:15,510 --> 00:59:17,357
if we can go in and bust them right now,

1297
00:59:17,358 --> 00:59:19,090
and I'm talking like $2,300.

1298
00:59:19,091 --> 00:59:20,091
Shhhh.

1299
00:59:20,994 --> 00:59:21,920
(SIGHING)

1300
00:59:21,921 --> 00:59:25,533
Dabney, do you have
anything you wanna say?

1301
00:59:28,170 --> 00:59:29,319
Not really.

1302
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,629
Come on, Dabbers,
there's got to be something

1303
00:59:31,630 --> 00:59:33,379
in that big brain you wanna share.

1304
00:59:33,380 --> 00:59:37,121
Other than what you
do for a living, please.

1305
00:59:37,122 --> 00:59:38,649
I think it's pretty clear that we are

1306
00:59:38,650 --> 00:59:41,149
in a judgment-free zone here.

1307
00:59:41,150 --> 00:59:42,229
Except for me.

1308
00:59:42,230 --> 00:59:45,453
I'm judging you, I don't
have an off switch.

1309
00:59:47,358 --> 00:59:49,443
Come on, come on.

1310
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:53,600
I definitely belong on the watch list.

1311
00:59:54,530 --> 00:59:57,199
I'm single, I spend most of my time alone.

1312
00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:00,229
I often feel misunderstood and frustrated

1313
01:00:00,230 --> 01:00:03,299
why the rest of society
never seems to appreciate me.

1314
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:05,063
Or even notice me.

1315
01:00:08,570 --> 01:00:12,393
One way that I differ from most loners is,

1316
01:00:15,603 --> 01:00:17,453
I would actually like to have friends

1317
01:00:18,770 --> 01:00:19,820
and be around people.

1318
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:22,560
They just,

1319
01:00:23,310 --> 01:00:24,423
just never really, uh,

1320
01:00:26,850 --> 01:00:27,850
seem to

1321
01:00:29,340 --> 01:00:30,433
like me very much.

1322
01:00:32,179 --> 01:00:34,596
(SOFT MUSIC)

1323
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:38,040
Hey, Dabney?

1324
01:00:42,450 --> 01:00:43,450
I like you.

1325
01:00:44,839 --> 01:00:47,256
(SOFT MUSIC)

1326
01:01:02,097 --> 01:01:04,674
(PHONE RINGING)

1327
01:01:04,675 --> 01:01:07,425
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1328
01:01:09,740 --> 01:01:10,573
Yes.

1329
01:01:10,574 --> 01:01:15,460
FED: Sir, uh, something
is, something's happening.

1330
01:01:19,330 --> 01:01:20,679
Yes?

1331
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:23,299
I don't know if it's
a good or a bad thing.

1332
01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:24,300
What is it?

1333
01:01:27,290 --> 01:01:28,290
They're bonding.

1334
01:01:29,730 --> 01:01:31,701
It's a real

1335
01:01:31,702 --> 01:01:33,968
lovefest in there right now.

1336
01:01:33,969 --> 01:01:36,719
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1337
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:39,800
Sir?

1338
01:01:40,699 --> 01:01:42,640
The final phase of the plan

1339
01:01:43,888 --> 01:01:45,055
can now begin.

1340
01:01:46,740 --> 01:01:47,740
Delgado out.

1341
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:51,759
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1342
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:52,929
What did he say?

1343
01:01:52,930 --> 01:01:53,780
He's happy.

1344
01:01:53,780 --> 01:01:54,613
For real?

1345
01:01:54,614 --> 01:01:55,929
Ha ha ha, dead cereal.

1346
01:01:55,930 --> 01:01:57,409
Jesus, that guy is hard to read.

1347
01:01:57,410 --> 01:01:58,360
What kinda plan is this?

1348
01:01:58,361 --> 01:01:59,949
Who cares? Let's get outta here.

1349
01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:01,036
But shouldn't we wait until...

1350
01:02:01,037 --> 01:02:02,559
No, we deserve a night off.

1351
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:04,239
These people are making me suicidal.

1352
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:07,749
I want to drown myself in my own urine.

1353
01:02:07,750 --> 01:02:11,375
Come on, let's go home
and hug our families.

1354
01:02:11,376 --> 01:02:13,249
(YELLING)

1355
01:02:13,250 --> 01:02:14,083
TESSMAN: You're sure.

1356
01:02:14,084 --> 01:02:16,809
PAIGE: Positive, I've
never seen Delgado so happy.

1357
01:02:16,810 --> 01:02:17,810
I'm going in.

1358
01:02:19,413 --> 01:02:21,903
And, Paige, good work.

1359
01:02:22,770 --> 01:02:24,659
I'm going to tell our boss everything

1360
01:02:24,660 --> 01:02:26,799
you've done for our cause.

1361
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:27,963
PAIGE: Thank you, sir.

1362
01:02:28,886 --> 01:02:31,636
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1363
01:02:34,517 --> 01:02:37,184
Here I go, staggering my exit.

1364
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,499
Oh hey, can I borrow your phone?

1365
01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:47,500
Yeah.

1366
01:02:48,340 --> 01:02:49,638
Thank you.

1367
01:02:49,639 --> 01:02:51,773
I'm gonna go look at the stars.

1368
01:02:51,774 --> 01:02:53,430
(PHONE DIALING)

1369
01:02:53,431 --> 01:02:55,109
(PHONE RINGING)

1370
01:02:55,110 --> 01:02:57,533
Hey, it's your dad.

1371
01:02:58,430 --> 01:02:59,380
You free tomorrow?

1372
01:02:59,381 --> 01:03:00,993
I'd like to talk to you.

1373
01:03:02,433 --> 01:03:03,433
See you then.

1374
01:03:10,531 --> 01:03:12,698
(SIGHING)

1375
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:16,640
Hey.

1376
01:03:18,790 --> 01:03:21,951
I meant to tell you, I
started reading this...

1377
01:03:21,952 --> 01:03:24,119
(MOANING)

1378
01:03:29,722 --> 01:03:32,472
(HARD BREATHING)

1379
01:03:36,152 --> 01:03:38,551
(TASER BUZZING)

1380
01:03:38,552 --> 01:03:41,302
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1381
01:03:42,476 --> 01:03:45,026
(DOOR KNOCKING)

1382
01:03:45,027 --> 01:03:48,194
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1383
01:03:53,570 --> 01:03:55,199
We need to talk.

1384
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:56,849
NEWSCASTER: Loud cheers at the president's

1385
01:03:56,850 --> 01:03:59,289
rally last night as he vowed to quote,

1386
01:03:59,290 --> 01:04:02,029
Punch the bejesus out
of anyone sticking up

1387
01:04:02,030 --> 01:04:04,449
for headbanders trying to strike fear

1388
01:04:04,450 --> 01:04:07,149
into the hearts of normal Americans.

1389
01:04:07,150 --> 01:04:10,019
The president said some
loners were great people

1390
01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:13,379
but they had to be saved
from their quote, weird life,

1391
01:04:13,380 --> 01:04:15,843
and that he was the only
one who could do that.

1392
01:04:17,383 --> 01:04:20,133
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1393
01:04:21,110 --> 01:04:22,293
It's been disabled.

1394
01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:24,999
Do you have his phone?

1395
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,619
Your phone.

1396
01:04:26,620 --> 01:04:28,770
LINCOLN: What the hell, man, that's new!

1397
01:04:29,670 --> 01:04:31,009
Now it's old.

1398
01:04:31,010 --> 01:04:32,779
What do you mean missing?

1399
01:04:32,780 --> 01:04:35,740
Off the radar, sir,
he's not at home, and

1400
01:04:37,310 --> 01:04:39,459
there's no signal from his cellphone.

1401
01:04:39,460 --> 01:04:44,239
I apologize for the
impolite greeting here today,

1402
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:46,949
but the hood was absolutely necessary,

1403
01:04:46,950 --> 01:04:49,409
and it's of utmost importance you not know

1404
01:04:49,410 --> 01:04:50,949
the sight of this meeting.

1405
01:04:50,950 --> 01:04:53,549
This white tarped popup room

1406
01:04:53,550 --> 01:04:55,693
could in fact be anywhere in the world.

1407
01:04:58,170 --> 01:05:00,639
We're in the City of Industry,

1408
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:02,329
right off the Pomona Freeway at the corner

1409
01:05:02,330 --> 01:05:04,569
of Newquist and Proctor.

1410
01:05:04,570 --> 01:05:07,563
Taser Ted here, he had
the GPS on the whole way.

1411
01:05:10,121 --> 01:05:13,038
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

1412
01:05:14,330 --> 01:05:15,330
GPS?

1413
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:18,040
Leave us.

1414
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:21,249
KIEFER: I'm in, what's her name again?

1415
01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:22,250
Clara.

1416
01:05:23,258 --> 01:05:24,258
Last name?

1417
01:05:25,483 --> 01:05:27,397
We never got that far.

1418
01:05:27,398 --> 01:05:30,909
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1419
01:05:30,910 --> 01:05:33,060
What's up with all
the Swedish furniture?

1420
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:37,869
Let me get to the point, Mr. Chalk.

1421
01:05:37,870 --> 01:05:39,939
You're in danger.

1422
01:05:39,940 --> 01:05:41,829
And we're here to help you.

1423
01:05:41,830 --> 01:05:43,299
Now listen to me carefully.

1424
01:05:43,300 --> 01:05:46,259
My name is Mr. Tessman.

1425
01:05:46,260 --> 01:05:48,899
I work for someone who
has a vested interest

1426
01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:51,659
in the failure of the War on Loneliness.

1427
01:05:51,660 --> 01:05:54,959
Now what happens in the next
few days is going to have

1428
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:57,659
a large impact on that war's future,

1429
01:05:57,660 --> 01:06:00,303
and you are going to play
a very large part in it.

1430
01:06:01,370 --> 01:06:05,749
Don't be so sure, I'm
actually surprisingly lazy.

1431
01:06:05,750 --> 01:06:07,473
You're already deeply involved.

1432
01:06:08,460 --> 01:06:10,569
And my people had nothing to do with it.

1433
01:06:10,570 --> 01:06:12,043
But like I said before,

1434
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,550
we're going to try to help you.

1435
01:06:15,878 --> 01:06:17,709
Yeah, I'm going to
need to know who you're

1436
01:06:17,710 --> 01:06:19,653
working for, Mr. Tessman.

1437
01:06:21,310 --> 01:06:22,523
Let's just say,

1438
01:06:24,060 --> 01:06:25,970
it is an individual

1439
01:06:26,870 --> 01:06:29,999
who has a deep philosophical
opposition to the government's

1440
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:33,589
attack of a person's right to stand alone.

1441
01:06:33,590 --> 01:06:37,699
Yeah, well, lots of people
are opposed to this program.

1442
01:06:37,700 --> 01:06:40,123
What makes your boss so different?

1443
01:06:42,140 --> 01:06:44,113
Well for one thing, resources.

1444
01:06:45,180 --> 01:06:46,180
Money?

1445
01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:48,823
And people.

1446
01:06:50,460 --> 01:06:53,289
We've been able to
place some collaborators

1447
01:06:53,290 --> 01:06:54,609
at very high levels.

1448
01:06:54,610 --> 01:06:56,409
The information which they've gathered

1449
01:06:56,410 --> 01:06:57,903
will be your salvation.

1450
01:06:59,150 --> 01:07:01,513
Assuming you agree to help us.

1451
01:07:03,490 --> 01:07:04,590
Is this her address?

1452
01:07:06,180 --> 01:07:07,180
Yeah, that's it.

1453
01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:09,399
Weird.

1454
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:10,400
What?

1455
01:07:11,220 --> 01:07:14,369
Usually they give a
pretty good description.

1456
01:07:14,370 --> 01:07:15,823
But this is just three words.

1457
01:07:18,300 --> 01:07:20,536
To make room.

1458
01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:23,849
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1459
01:07:23,850 --> 01:07:26,439
I still need to know who this us is.

1460
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:27,857
Who am I agreeing to help?

1461
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:31,379
If I were to say the word recluse,

1462
01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:33,159
what name would spring to mind?

1463
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:34,160
Brown.

1464
01:07:35,050 --> 01:07:35,950
Brown?

1465
01:07:35,951 --> 01:07:37,433
Brown recluse spider.

1466
01:07:37,434 --> 01:07:39,449
Oh the spider, no, a person.

1467
01:07:39,450 --> 01:07:41,099
There is the,

1468
01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:42,339
the biggest loner of all time.

1469
01:07:42,340 --> 01:07:44,714
That guy who would stay
in his house all the time

1470
01:07:44,715 --> 01:07:45,899
and had the tissue boxes for shoes,

1471
01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:46,810
but you can't possibly mean him.

1472
01:07:46,811 --> 01:07:49,489
I do, I do, I am talking about

1473
01:07:49,490 --> 01:07:51,969
the most famous, the
most accomplished loner

1474
01:07:51,970 --> 01:07:56,019
in world history, Howard Randolph Hughes.

1475
01:07:56,020 --> 01:07:57,819
Who has been dead for many years.

1476
01:07:57,820 --> 01:07:59,899
But his progeny live on in his name.

1477
01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:02,250
No, Hughes didn't, he was progeny-less.

1478
01:08:03,210 --> 01:08:04,210
Incorrect.

1479
01:08:05,060 --> 01:08:06,869
He had a child very late in his life.

1480
01:08:06,870 --> 01:08:09,399
It was secreted away, but who was left

1481
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:12,669
a very substantial portion of his legacy.

1482
01:08:12,670 --> 01:08:15,879
That, Mr. Chalk, is who I work for,

1483
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:17,802
and we need your help.

1484
01:08:17,803 --> 01:08:21,369
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1485
01:08:21,370 --> 01:08:24,613
So seriously, what's up with
all the Swedish furniture?

1486
01:08:25,649 --> 01:08:28,399
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1487
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:31,699
You let me know the minute you find him.

1488
01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:34,099
If Lincoln Chalk isn't at
the next Lone-Anon meeting,

1489
01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:35,850
the whole goddam thing falls apart!

1490
01:08:37,510 --> 01:08:38,343
We'll find him.

1491
01:08:38,343 --> 01:08:39,343
We'll find him.

1492
01:08:40,990 --> 01:08:41,970
Fucking idiot.

1493
01:08:41,971 --> 01:08:43,579
Shit, did that?

1494
01:08:43,580 --> 01:08:44,413
Jesus.

1495
01:08:44,414 --> 01:08:46,350
No, it's off, it was off, he hung up.

1496
01:08:50,049 --> 01:08:51,689
Son of a bitch.

1497
01:08:51,690 --> 01:08:52,523
God!

1498
01:08:52,524 --> 01:08:54,759
Mr. Chalk, the Swedish
furniture can remain unassembled.

1499
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:57,629
But this helps me think.

1500
01:08:57,630 --> 01:08:59,356
Okay, can you,

1501
01:08:59,357 --> 01:09:01,663
can you just explain
it to me again please?

1502
01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:08,853
This may be difficult for you to hear.

1503
01:09:11,062 --> 01:09:12,383
I'm sorry to inform you,

1504
01:09:13,550 --> 01:09:17,799
but Miss Deluca is a government plant.

1505
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:19,479
That sucks.

1506
01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:21,322
Who's Miss Deluca?

1507
01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:22,933
TESSMAN: Senise, Mr. Chalk.

1508
01:09:24,770 --> 01:09:25,603
Holy shit.

1509
01:09:25,604 --> 01:09:27,389
Are you telling me Senise has
been working for the feds?

1510
01:09:27,390 --> 01:09:28,223
From the beginning.

1511
01:09:28,224 --> 01:09:30,779
No, no, no, no, that's not possible.

1512
01:09:30,780 --> 01:09:32,559
What, it's not possible
that a desperate,

1513
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:35,339
out-of-work actress would
use her skills to defend

1514
01:09:35,340 --> 01:09:37,490
her country against
people she's never met?

1515
01:09:39,020 --> 01:09:40,919
Okay, yeah, okay.

1516
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:45,959
No, she was sent to
infiltrate your poker game,

1517
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:49,029
earn your trust and
then take you all down.

1518
01:09:49,030 --> 01:09:50,976
But mainly you.

1519
01:09:50,977 --> 01:09:53,289
You were to be framed and exposed

1520
01:09:53,290 --> 01:09:56,259
as a violent threat and then vanquished.

1521
01:09:56,260 --> 01:09:59,269
And that would provide
a huge public relations

1522
01:09:59,270 --> 01:10:00,769
victory for the program.

1523
01:10:00,770 --> 01:10:01,770
Holy shit.

1524
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:04,150
Vanquished?

1525
01:10:04,151 --> 01:10:05,289
Vanquished.

1526
01:10:05,290 --> 01:10:08,469
Why, why, why me, why am I
the one that gets vanquished?

1527
01:10:08,470 --> 01:10:11,893
Because you are the perfect choice.

1528
01:10:12,890 --> 01:10:15,239
You are a registered loner.

1529
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:18,019
You've been involved with
secret and illegal activities

1530
01:10:18,020 --> 01:10:19,529
with that little club of yours.

1531
01:10:19,530 --> 01:10:22,649
But most importantly, your
past athletic achievement

1532
01:10:22,650 --> 01:10:25,263
provides automatic notoriety.

1533
01:10:28,161 --> 01:10:31,899
What people love more
than an against-all-odds

1534
01:10:31,900 --> 01:10:34,919
success story is seeing a talented,

1535
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:39,129
attractive individual fall to pieces.

1536
01:10:39,130 --> 01:10:41,823
Makes everybody feel
better about themselves.

1537
01:10:44,700 --> 01:10:48,073
At the next meeting, a gun
will be planted in your bag.

1538
01:10:49,290 --> 01:10:52,409
At the same time, more
evidence will be planted

1539
01:10:52,410 --> 01:10:54,579
pointing toward a grand plan on your part

1540
01:10:54,580 --> 01:10:56,169
to wage an attack.

1541
01:10:56,170 --> 01:10:57,639
LINCOLN: Wait, seriously?

1542
01:10:57,640 --> 01:10:59,839
TESSMAN: This is character
assassination, Mr. Chalk,

1543
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:01,123
they don't pull punches.

1544
01:11:02,630 --> 01:11:04,603
During an otherwise normal meeting,

1545
01:11:05,490 --> 01:11:07,143
Senise's alarm will sound.

1546
01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:12,549
The trust and empathy
that she has built up

1547
01:11:12,550 --> 01:11:15,653
will cause you and the others
to come back to her defense.

1548
01:11:16,820 --> 01:11:19,723
In the fracas, you may be captured.

1549
01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:23,360
More than likely, you'll be killed.

1550
01:11:24,469 --> 01:11:26,949
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1551
01:11:26,950 --> 01:11:30,279
All of the mounting evidence
will undoubtedly force

1552
01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:33,229
the others to come clean
about the secret meetings

1553
01:11:33,230 --> 01:11:35,969
and to testify for their own sake

1554
01:11:35,970 --> 01:11:39,479
that you were a dangerous individual.

1555
01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:42,409
He seemed like such a nice, normal guy.

1556
01:11:42,410 --> 01:11:44,249
Very hostile.

1557
01:11:44,250 --> 01:11:46,789
You take that man down.

1558
01:11:46,790 --> 01:11:49,329
TESSMAN: I believe Ed
Kowalski already has experience

1559
01:11:49,330 --> 01:11:52,423
giving depositions pertaining
to his acquaintances.

1560
01:11:53,380 --> 01:11:55,179
Lincoln Chalk.

1561
01:11:55,180 --> 01:11:56,339
Lincoln Chalk.

1562
01:11:56,340 --> 01:12:00,451
You find the man who
killed my wife, you find him!

1563
01:12:00,452 --> 01:12:01,518
Lincoln Chalk.

1564
01:12:01,519 --> 01:12:02,649
Lincoln Chalk!

1565
01:12:02,650 --> 01:12:05,073
Mm-hmm, Lincoln.

1566
01:12:06,990 --> 01:12:07,970
Lincoln.

1567
01:12:07,971 --> 01:12:12,409
As with Osama bin Laden, you
will be laid to rest at sea

1568
01:12:12,410 --> 01:12:15,009
so that your grave site won't be

1569
01:12:15,010 --> 01:12:17,663
a focal point for extremists.

1570
01:12:18,820 --> 01:12:20,469
I, uh,

1571
01:12:20,470 --> 01:12:23,239
I can't believe Senise was
playing us this whole time.

1572
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:25,952
So you actually want me
to go to this meeting

1573
01:12:25,953 --> 01:12:27,499
and let all of this play out.

1574
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:30,099
It's the best chance
we're ever going to have

1575
01:12:30,100 --> 01:12:33,033
to expose this program as
the sham that it really is.

1576
01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:36,784
Please, trust us.

1577
01:12:36,785 --> 01:12:39,535
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1578
01:13:00,650 --> 01:13:02,123
So who is Paul?

1579
01:13:06,650 --> 01:13:08,679
You're never gonna believe this.

1580
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:10,899
I got some info on Clara.

1581
01:13:10,900 --> 01:13:12,873
Be careful what you say, Ed.

1582
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:18,829
There are ears in the
walls and eyes in the sky.

1583
01:13:18,830 --> 01:13:19,830
I agree.

1584
01:13:21,770 --> 01:13:22,770
I think.

1585
01:13:23,690 --> 01:13:24,989
What?

1586
01:13:24,990 --> 01:13:28,529
We've all been a little
bit too trusting, it seems.

1587
01:13:28,530 --> 01:13:29,530
Ah.

1588
01:13:31,990 --> 01:13:34,249
Is that the way you're gonna play this?

1589
01:13:34,250 --> 01:13:36,469
Plant the seeds, make
me look like the bad guy

1590
01:13:36,470 --> 01:13:37,663
before it even begins?

1591
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,879
Are you two banging,
is that what this is?

1592
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:44,079
I wish.

1593
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:45,613
But I'd never bang a government...

1594
01:13:45,614 --> 01:13:48,019
Hello, grouplings, cellphones off,

1595
01:13:48,020 --> 01:13:49,220
we have a lot to get to.

1596
01:13:50,110 --> 01:13:51,699
What's going on here?

1597
01:13:51,700 --> 01:13:53,809
A bonding moment?

1598
01:13:53,810 --> 01:13:54,939
Don't let me interrupt.

1599
01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:56,669
Senise here was just about to paint me

1600
01:13:56,670 --> 01:14:00,879
as a violent madman, but you
might know that already, huh?

1601
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:03,299
I mean, you are a government man, right?

1602
01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:05,385
Well, technically, I'm
an independent contractor.

1603
01:14:05,386 --> 01:14:06,509
Don't worry, Mike.

1604
01:14:06,510 --> 01:14:09,079
We all know you would never
blow Lincoln's identity

1605
01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:10,339
as an informant.

1606
01:14:10,340 --> 01:14:14,479
He's on your side, right?

1607
01:14:14,480 --> 01:14:16,249
Well, I like to think
we're all on the same side.

1608
01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:17,250
This is too good.

1609
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,919
When your alarm goes off,
you're gonna say that it was me,

1610
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:24,063
and everyone will turn
against me, brilliant.

1611
01:14:25,260 --> 01:14:26,449
I feel like I'm losing control here.

1612
01:14:26,450 --> 01:14:27,283
Maybe we should...

1613
01:14:27,284 --> 01:14:28,779
Very tricky yourself.

1614
01:14:28,780 --> 01:14:30,919
Saying exactly what's going to happen

1615
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:34,463
so that when it does,
it'll make me look bad.

1616
01:14:35,420 --> 01:14:38,139
But anyone here can
figure out that the fact

1617
01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:40,129
that you know what's going to happen

1618
01:14:40,130 --> 01:14:44,079
must mean you're working for the feds.

1619
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:46,179
How about the hello game, anyone?

1620
01:14:46,180 --> 01:14:47,869
How about we just get
this show on the road

1621
01:14:47,870 --> 01:14:49,669
and let them decide for themselves?

1622
01:14:49,670 --> 01:14:50,503
Let's do this.

1623
01:14:50,503 --> 01:14:51,503
Hit it, Mike.

1624
01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:56,400
God, what am I thinking?

1625
01:14:56,401 --> 01:14:58,829
This idiot doesn't know anything.

1626
01:14:58,830 --> 01:15:00,640
Probably right about that.

1627
01:15:01,830 --> 01:15:03,049
Which means it must be you.

1628
01:15:03,050 --> 01:15:05,089
Oh, you mean you.

1629
01:15:05,090 --> 01:15:06,189
Make your alarm go off.

1630
01:15:06,190 --> 01:15:07,809
Go for it.

1631
01:15:07,810 --> 01:15:09,099
Do what you got to do.

1632
01:15:09,100 --> 01:15:13,623
All right, guys, what in
the hell is going on here?

1633
01:15:16,310 --> 01:15:17,383
Now I'm confused.

1634
01:15:18,260 --> 01:15:19,989
So am I.

1635
01:15:19,990 --> 01:15:21,099
Maybe this whole thing is just...

1636
01:15:21,100 --> 01:15:22,100
A huge mistake.

1637
01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:24,369
Ho, Jeremy,

1638
01:15:24,370 --> 01:15:26,509
what were you talking about last night?

1639
01:15:26,510 --> 01:15:27,787
There's nothing wrong with...

1640
01:15:27,788 --> 01:15:29,529
(ALARM BUZZING)

1641
01:15:29,530 --> 01:15:30,530
What's going on?

1642
01:15:34,290 --> 01:15:36,879
He did this, he's a spy,
he's been ratting on us

1643
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:37,713
the whole time.

1644
01:15:37,714 --> 01:15:39,069
All of that is 100% true,

1645
01:15:39,070 --> 01:15:41,052
except put Senise's
name where my name was.

1646
01:15:41,053 --> 01:15:43,679
Well one thing is for sure,
a SWAT team is on its way

1647
01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:45,729
to take away at least one
of us, maybe all of us,

1648
01:15:45,730 --> 01:15:48,049
so we better figure out what
the hell is going on, quick.

1649
01:15:48,050 --> 01:15:49,839
You don't think that it's
a coincidence that Senise

1650
01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:52,509
shows up the second that
Clara gets taken away?

1651
01:15:52,510 --> 01:15:54,809
She's a plant, the only
reason Clara was taken away

1652
01:15:54,810 --> 01:15:56,496
in the first place is because Senise...

1653
01:15:56,497 --> 01:15:57,380
To make room.

1654
01:15:57,380 --> 01:15:58,213
Bingo.

1655
01:15:58,214 --> 01:16:00,379
Holy shit, Lincoln's right.

1656
01:16:00,380 --> 01:16:01,290
Now it makes sense.

1657
01:16:01,291 --> 01:16:02,449
Senise is a spy?

1658
01:16:02,450 --> 01:16:04,099
No, he's lying.

1659
01:16:04,100 --> 01:16:05,499
I have proof.

1660
01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:08,199
They wanted you all to believe
that I was planning an attack

1661
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:10,179
so this very minute
they're planting evidence

1662
01:16:10,180 --> 01:16:12,199
in my apartment, and that
creepy guy at security

1663
01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:13,229
put a gun in my bag.

1664
01:16:13,230 --> 01:16:16,129
Couldn't a gun in your
bag kinda go either way?

1665
01:16:16,130 --> 01:16:18,980
I mean, if you are a federal
agent, you would have a gun.

1666
01:16:21,260 --> 01:16:24,073
It won't be loaded,
they're not that stupid.

1667
01:16:25,057 --> 01:16:27,807
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1668
01:16:31,227 --> 01:16:32,214
Voila.

1669
01:16:32,215 --> 01:16:34,964
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1670
01:16:36,420 --> 01:16:40,089
There, are you all satisfied, huh?

1671
01:16:40,090 --> 01:16:41,889
A SWAT team is about to
burst through that door

1672
01:16:41,890 --> 01:16:44,638
and take me away, and the
guy who made it all happen

1673
01:16:44,639 --> 01:16:47,717
is trying to convince you that I'm a liar.

1674
01:16:47,718 --> 01:16:50,289
I'm the one that has proof.

1675
01:16:50,290 --> 01:16:52,009
Jeremy, tell them.

1676
01:16:52,010 --> 01:16:54,579
No idea what this crazy
bitch is talking about.

1677
01:16:54,580 --> 01:16:55,530
What?

1678
01:16:55,531 --> 01:16:56,839
You are crazy.

1679
01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:58,687
You are crazy!

1680
01:16:58,688 --> 01:17:00,947
Yes, you are, you are crazy!

1681
01:17:00,948 --> 01:17:03,669
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1682
01:17:03,670 --> 01:17:05,253
Well lookie here.

1683
01:17:06,662 --> 01:17:08,245
That is not mine.

1684
01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:10,599
Yeah, whatever.

1685
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:12,389
I think maybe we should
let the authorities

1686
01:17:12,390 --> 01:17:13,409
work this out.

1687
01:17:13,410 --> 01:17:15,599
Not until we work this out first.

1688
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:17,204
Get outta my way, jockstrap.

1689
01:17:17,205 --> 01:17:18,205
Ahhhh!

1690
01:17:19,140 --> 01:17:23,403
If what I now believe
true is in fact true,

1691
01:17:24,340 --> 01:17:25,753
then that gun isn't loaded.

1692
01:17:27,526 --> 01:17:28,794
(GUN CLICKING)

1693
01:17:28,795 --> 01:17:30,589
(GROUP YELLING)

1694
01:17:30,590 --> 01:17:34,376
Well, you got me there,
but I do have one of these.

1695
01:17:34,377 --> 01:17:36,895
(TASER BUZZING)

1696
01:17:36,896 --> 01:17:40,154
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1697
01:17:40,155 --> 01:17:43,839
Pack leader, this is
Lone Wolf, stand down.

1698
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:46,152
I got it covered from here.

1699
01:17:46,153 --> 01:17:49,465
You know, I'd like to think
if you had any idea whatsoever

1700
01:17:49,466 --> 01:17:51,599
that there was someone in the
vicinity with one of these,

1701
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,759
you woulda taken your headbands off.

1702
01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:55,323
Since you're screwed anyway.

1703
01:17:57,620 --> 01:18:00,729
This one's loaded, I promise you.

1704
01:18:00,730 --> 01:18:03,539
So nobody get any bright
ideas like trying to take off

1705
01:18:03,540 --> 01:18:06,689
your headbands once you
regain the use of your limbs.

1706
01:18:06,690 --> 01:18:08,989
I mean, I'm gonna have to
kill all of you, but I'd hate

1707
01:18:08,990 --> 01:18:11,919
to do that before I explain
the evil plan we had going.

1708
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:14,699
You know, just to rub it in.

1709
01:18:14,700 --> 01:18:16,779
Please do, I'm so confused.

1710
01:18:16,780 --> 01:18:18,129
I figured it out.

1711
01:18:18,130 --> 01:18:20,709
Great timing, we've got him right

1712
01:18:20,710 --> 01:18:23,059
where we want him, butthole.

1713
01:18:23,060 --> 01:18:24,623
I'm so sorry, you guys.

1714
01:18:26,750 --> 01:18:27,920
Especially you, Senise.

1715
01:18:29,345 --> 01:18:33,409
So, Senise isn't a spy, I take it?

1716
01:18:33,410 --> 01:18:37,603
No, she's not a plant, she's a patsy.

1717
01:18:38,750 --> 01:18:41,049
Howard Hughes' love
child's assistant with all

1718
01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:43,259
the Swedish furniture was right.

1719
01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:46,479
Lincoln, do you have brain damage?

1720
01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:49,209
The feds wanted to frame
one of us to look like

1721
01:18:49,210 --> 01:18:51,039
a crazed gunman, but they didn't want

1722
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:54,013
a washed-up athlete, they
wanted an ex-child star.

1723
01:18:54,930 --> 01:18:57,853
Tessman had the right
plan but the wrong person.

1724
01:18:59,170 --> 01:19:02,219
Thank you for the
long-winded explanation.

1725
01:19:02,220 --> 01:19:04,539
You know, what sucks for
you all is that if Lincoln

1726
01:19:04,540 --> 01:19:06,629
hadn't been given the wrong
information and the plan

1727
01:19:06,630 --> 01:19:08,289
had gone the way it was supposed to,

1728
01:19:08,290 --> 01:19:10,699
the only one getting shot
in the head right now

1729
01:19:10,700 --> 01:19:13,149
would be Senise here.

1730
01:19:13,150 --> 01:19:14,889
As it stands, I'm gonna
have to do all of you

1731
01:19:14,890 --> 01:19:16,589
and make it look like she did it.

1732
01:19:16,590 --> 01:19:18,309
Can't take the chance
on the truth coming out.

1733
01:19:18,310 --> 01:19:19,559
I'm sure you understand.

1734
01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:21,799
If this means anything,
I'm still really,

1735
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:24,109
really confused, so you
can probably spare me.

1736
01:19:24,110 --> 01:19:25,829
Tell you what I'm gonna do.

1737
01:19:25,830 --> 01:19:27,969
I'll shoot you in the head
first, so you don't have

1738
01:19:27,970 --> 01:19:31,019
to see all your friends
get their heads blown off.

1739
01:19:31,020 --> 01:19:32,899
TANNER: Lucky bastard.

1740
01:19:32,900 --> 01:19:34,519
Actually, I'm probably gonna
have to shoot some of you

1741
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:36,849
in other parts of the body
and let you bleed out.

1742
01:19:36,850 --> 01:19:38,426
I mean, nobody's gonna believe that

1743
01:19:38,427 --> 01:19:41,369
a TGIF star was that good a shot.

1744
01:19:41,370 --> 01:19:44,080
Am I right, am I right?

1745
01:19:44,081 --> 01:19:49,081
Yes, of course I'm right, you're an idiot.

1746
01:19:49,563 --> 01:19:50,816
Here we go.

1747
01:19:50,817 --> 01:19:54,250
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1748
01:19:54,251 --> 01:19:57,546
(TASER BUZZING)

1749
01:19:57,547 --> 01:19:59,349
(YELLING)

1750
01:19:59,350 --> 01:20:00,899
He went down on me.

1751
01:20:00,900 --> 01:20:01,990
FRANNY: Get the gun!

1752
01:20:01,991 --> 01:20:03,366
TANNER: On me!

1753
01:20:04,267 --> 01:20:07,249
Why didn't I take the headband off?

1754
01:20:07,250 --> 01:20:08,250
DELGADO: Stupid!

1755
01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:14,699
(HARD BREATHING)

1756
01:20:14,700 --> 01:20:16,133
LINCOLN: What just happened?

1757
01:20:16,134 --> 01:20:17,222
ED: Who cares?

1758
01:20:17,223 --> 01:20:19,449
Great, now all we have to do

1759
01:20:19,450 --> 01:20:21,961
is deal with that SWAT team out there.

1760
01:20:21,962 --> 01:20:25,389
And the media, they're
all camped outside already.

1761
01:20:25,390 --> 01:20:27,029
Told in advance by the feds, no doubt,

1762
01:20:27,030 --> 01:20:30,159
so they can broadcast their
big success to the world.

1763
01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:33,459
They've already identified
Senise as the assailant.

1764
01:20:33,460 --> 01:20:35,359
Your neighbors describe
you as a quiet person

1765
01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:36,230
who keeps to herself.

1766
01:20:36,231 --> 01:20:38,879
Fuckers, he told me
they'd take care of us.

1767
01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:39,713
Who?

1768
01:20:39,714 --> 01:20:42,032
Someone that said they'd be there for us.

1769
01:20:42,033 --> 01:20:43,989
And now they're not, story of my life.

1770
01:20:43,990 --> 01:20:46,589
Hey, Mike, I don't
suppose you have any way

1771
01:20:46,590 --> 01:20:48,800
of helping us out, do you, champ?

1772
01:20:48,801 --> 01:20:51,173
(WHIMPERING)

1773
01:20:51,174 --> 01:20:54,341
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1774
01:20:56,876 --> 01:20:59,876
(HELICOPTER FLYING)

1775
01:21:03,025 --> 01:21:04,569
We'll figure something out.

1776
01:21:04,570 --> 01:21:05,720
We're in this together.

1777
01:21:08,930 --> 01:21:12,103
That's what really pisses me off.

1778
01:21:14,230 --> 01:21:17,803
They tricked me into making
you all care about each other.

1779
01:21:18,920 --> 01:21:21,499
You were all perfectly fine

1780
01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:24,579
and happy before I came along.

1781
01:21:24,580 --> 01:21:26,229
It is interesting
that the key to our doom

1782
01:21:26,230 --> 01:21:27,939
was us pulling together.

1783
01:21:27,940 --> 01:21:30,839
The typical scheme is usually
to divide and conquer.

1784
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:32,309
It's ironic really.

1785
01:21:32,310 --> 01:21:36,679
It's kinda like Ethan
Frome finding his love

1786
01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:40,433
in a visitor he never wanted
and then ruining her life.

1787
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:44,499
I am

1788
01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:45,500
so

1789
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:48,223
So sorry, you guys.

1790
01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:50,480
Fuck that.

1791
01:21:53,060 --> 01:21:54,060
Ed's right.

1792
01:21:55,510 --> 01:21:57,163
If their plan was to unite us,

1793
01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:00,803
let's show them that their
plan worked a little too well.

1794
01:22:02,350 --> 01:22:04,493
I'm tired of being told I'm a freak.

1795
01:22:05,686 --> 01:22:08,423
It's time we stand up
for our way of lives.

1796
01:22:09,285 --> 01:22:11,669
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1797
01:22:11,670 --> 01:22:14,473
It's time we stand up
for our right to be alone.

1798
01:22:15,380 --> 01:22:16,992
Together.

1799
01:22:16,993 --> 01:22:19,029
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1800
01:22:19,030 --> 01:22:20,863
LINCOLN: Loners on three.

1801
01:22:20,864 --> 01:22:21,930
One, two.

1802
01:22:21,931 --> 01:22:22,989
Loners.

1803
01:22:22,990 --> 01:22:24,073
Sorry, was I early?

1804
01:22:27,078 --> 01:22:29,129
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1805
01:22:29,130 --> 01:22:32,459
Call your boss, whoever that is,

1806
01:22:32,460 --> 01:22:34,279
and tell him to get in here.

1807
01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:35,333
We needa talk.

1808
01:22:36,452 --> 01:22:38,869
You know, like, when you're able.

1809
01:22:38,870 --> 01:22:40,869
Ha, hear that, Delgado?

1810
01:22:40,870 --> 01:22:43,381
Get it done.

1811
01:22:43,382 --> 01:22:46,132
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1812
01:22:47,659 --> 01:22:50,242
(DOOR OPENING)

1813
01:22:53,152 --> 01:22:54,090
(DOOR CLOSING)

1814
01:22:54,091 --> 01:22:55,409
DELGADO: What are your demands?

1815
01:22:55,410 --> 01:22:59,329
Demands makes it sound like
it's a hostage situation.

1816
01:22:59,330 --> 01:23:00,399
It's not.

1817
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:03,659
Okay, well what do
you want for Christmas?

1818
01:23:03,660 --> 01:23:06,516
Set up Jeremy, or
whatever his real name is,

1819
01:23:06,517 --> 01:23:08,579
and say we're the ones who stopped him.

1820
01:23:08,580 --> 01:23:10,859
That's ridiculous, we
can't take the chance

1821
01:23:10,860 --> 01:23:12,699
that any one of you will
blow the whole thing

1822
01:23:12,700 --> 01:23:15,899
someday for some six-figure book deal.

1823
01:23:15,900 --> 01:23:17,739
Looks like you're gonna have to.

1824
01:23:17,740 --> 01:23:19,689
What's the alternative, killing all of us?

1825
01:23:19,690 --> 01:23:21,289
There's a lotta cameras
out there, Delgado,

1826
01:23:21,290 --> 01:23:23,609
that need an end to this
story, a bloodbath is not

1827
01:23:23,610 --> 01:23:25,859
gonna look good for the program.

1828
01:23:25,860 --> 01:23:28,089
What do you all want in return?

1829
01:23:28,090 --> 01:23:32,359
To be taken off the watch
list, for one, permanently.

1830
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:33,526
That's all we ever wanted.

1831
01:23:33,527 --> 01:23:35,621
And you have to let Clara go.

1832
01:23:35,622 --> 01:23:37,839
You'll have to talk to
someone else about that.

1833
01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:41,309
On her way to our facility,
our agents were ambushed

1834
01:23:41,310 --> 01:23:43,873
and she was liberated.

1835
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:48,381
I'm guessing that was the work
of your friends, Mr. Chalk.

1836
01:23:48,382 --> 01:23:49,499
Oh.

1837
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:51,229
Don't suppose you can
tell me anything about

1838
01:23:51,230 --> 01:23:53,179
the secret organization that's destroying

1839
01:23:53,180 --> 01:23:55,819
my career, is there?

1840
01:23:55,820 --> 01:23:58,429
I had a hood over my
head the whole time.

1841
01:23:58,430 --> 01:24:00,209
I never saw a thing.

1842
01:24:00,210 --> 01:24:01,589
You expect me to believe that?

1843
01:24:01,590 --> 01:24:04,140
I expect that it doesn't
matter what you believe.

1844
01:24:05,130 --> 01:24:06,749
You think you can play the bad guy

1845
01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:08,653
for a little while longer?

1846
01:24:08,654 --> 01:24:11,487
(MUFFLED TALKING)

1847
01:24:13,330 --> 01:24:14,330
Fine.

1848
01:24:17,370 --> 01:24:18,540
But if any of this

1849
01:24:19,530 --> 01:24:20,883
ever leaves this room,

1850
01:24:22,120 --> 01:24:23,859
you all suffer,

1851
01:24:23,860 --> 01:24:25,410
not just the one who leaked it.

1852
01:24:26,620 --> 01:24:27,620
That understood?

1853
01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:30,769
My most embarrassing failure

1854
01:24:30,770 --> 01:24:34,169
was not seeing earlier the
imbecile you truly are.

1855
01:24:34,170 --> 01:24:37,629
Come on, you're not
gonna be a part of this.

1856
01:24:37,630 --> 01:24:39,283
Part of what?

1857
01:24:40,970 --> 01:24:41,970
Exactly.

1858
01:24:45,904 --> 01:24:49,071
(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1859
01:25:06,690 --> 01:25:08,780
(CHEERING)

1860
01:25:08,781 --> 01:25:13,781
Yeah, baby, yeah!

1861
01:25:16,141 --> 01:25:17,229
You know, you play this right,

1862
01:25:17,230 --> 01:25:19,270
I bet you get some acting jobs outta this.

1863
01:25:19,271 --> 01:25:20,809
Oh, we can all get something outta this,

1864
01:25:20,810 --> 01:25:22,300
whatever we want.

1865
01:25:22,301 --> 01:25:23,889
I feel like I'm losing what I want.

1866
01:25:23,890 --> 01:25:25,699
What do you mean, Dabney?

1867
01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:27,779
It wasn't until I was
officially called a loner

1868
01:25:27,780 --> 01:25:30,224
I finally had friends.

1869
01:25:30,225 --> 01:25:32,379
Now you're, you're all leaving.

1870
01:25:32,380 --> 01:25:35,619
You know, we never
actually did play poker.

1871
01:25:35,620 --> 01:25:38,620
You'll never get tired of
taking people's money, will you?

1872
01:25:39,713 --> 01:25:42,709
I do think it's probably a good idea

1873
01:25:42,710 --> 01:25:44,629
that we all stay in touch.

1874
01:25:44,630 --> 01:25:46,469
Can't believe I'm gonna
say this, but I propose

1875
01:25:46,470 --> 01:25:49,299
that we get together
every once in a while.

1876
01:25:49,300 --> 01:25:51,289
We could call it a support group.

1877
01:25:51,290 --> 01:25:53,369
Say, once a week?

1878
01:25:53,370 --> 01:25:54,773
We can meet at my place.

1879
01:25:55,990 --> 01:25:57,033
Sound good, Dabney?

1880
01:25:58,840 --> 01:25:59,840
Sounds good.

1881
01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:03,640
Whoo.

1882
01:26:04,860 --> 01:26:07,653
Well, get ready to
smile for the cameras.

1883
01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:11,400
Let's go, guys.

1884
01:26:15,410 --> 01:26:18,253
Hey, you know the one thing I don't get?

1885
01:26:20,710 --> 01:26:23,293
How did Jeremy get tased?

1886
01:26:26,503 --> 01:26:29,039
Musta been one of the Hughes
people, but I don't know how.

1887
01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:31,139
You can't exactly get your
hands on those tasers,

1888
01:26:31,140 --> 01:26:33,523
and you have to be at close range.

1889
01:26:35,155 --> 01:26:37,905
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1890
01:26:44,550 --> 01:26:45,793
Holy shit.

1891
01:26:47,478 --> 01:26:49,739
(COMPUTER TYPING)

1892
01:26:49,740 --> 01:26:51,869
Give Paige a high
position in whatever branch

1893
01:26:51,870 --> 01:26:54,509
she wants, and check on
Clara from time to time

1894
01:26:54,510 --> 01:26:56,023
to make sure she's doing well.

1895
01:26:57,750 --> 01:27:00,740
We didn't fully succeed
in ending the war, but

1896
01:27:01,690 --> 01:27:03,123
I feel like we did some good.

1897
01:27:05,010 --> 01:27:06,010
No.

1898
01:27:07,215 --> 01:27:08,665
I feel like we can trust him.

1899
01:27:09,760 --> 01:27:11,860
In his heart, he believes in our struggle.

1900
01:27:12,820 --> 01:27:15,573
Headband or not, Lincoln
Chalk is a true loner.

1901
01:27:16,530 --> 01:27:17,530
They all are.

1902
01:27:18,290 --> 01:27:19,400
God bless them.

1903
01:27:20,297 --> 01:27:21,673
The best people on Earth.

1904
01:27:23,437 --> 01:27:24,975
Good night, Tessman.

1905
01:27:24,976 --> 01:27:27,726
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1906
01:27:40,565 --> 01:27:43,315
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)