0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 YoubetCash.vip Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 1 00:00:09,944 --> 00:00:13,178 (rhythmic drum music) 2 00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:20,886 - [Brandon] We are born free as children. 3 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:23,589 We love to run and play, 4 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:26,725 sing and dance, be happy. 5 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,730 Then we learn that there are rules. 6 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:36,001 Don't be independent, don't think for yourself, 7 00:00:36,003 --> 00:00:37,503 don't question the church, 8 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:39,138 don't question the police. 9 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:40,506 Don't question corporations, 10 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:42,141 don't question the government, 11 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:44,777 don't be different, don't love anybody, 12 00:00:44,779 --> 00:00:47,246 don't judge anybody, don't need anybody, 13 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,847 don't be a sexual being, 14 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:50,649 don't have any sexual thoughts, 15 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,151 don't look to the stars, 16 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:54,586 don't see the world as it is. 17 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:55,587 Don't look too deep, 18 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,089 don't point out hypocrisy, 19 00:00:57,091 --> 00:00:59,091 don't say obvious things, 20 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:01,093 don't talk about real life. 21 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:03,295 Don't admit to being a deviant, 22 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:04,530 don't be original. 23 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,199 Don't be human. 24 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:10,069 (upbeat music) 25 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:15,841 Lenny Bruce changed the face of comedy. 26 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:17,543 Lenny Bruce was the first comic to talk 27 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:19,978 about his real life on stage. 28 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:21,246 Lenny Bruce was the first to openly 29 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,215 talk about sex on stage. 30 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:24,883 Lenny Bruce was the first to honestly 31 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:26,885 talk about drugs on stage. 32 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:28,720 Lenny was the first to be real. 33 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:30,222 Lenny was groundbreaking, 34 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:31,890 Lenny was dangerous, 35 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:33,792 Lenny was arrested for the word cocksucker. 36 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:37,262 Lenny Bruce was only on network TV six times. 37 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:38,964 Carrot Top has been on network 38 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:41,600 television over one thousand times. 39 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,635 Lenny refused to live in fear. 40 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:46,004 Lenny Bruce was the first rockstar comic. 41 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:48,907 Lenny Bruce was the brother Bob Dylan never had. 42 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:51,777 Lenny was arrested eight times for obscenity. 43 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,078 Lenny Bruce appealed his case 44 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,815 all the way to the Supreme Court and won. 45 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:58,283 Lenny received the only posthumus 46 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,219 pardon in the history of New York State. 47 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:03,122 Lenny Bruce was said to headline 48 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:05,257 the greatest underground comedy show ever 49 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,359 called The Sunshine Express. 50 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:11,196 August first 1966, Lenny Bruce died 51 00:02:11,198 --> 00:02:13,332 of a heroin overdose before it could happen. 52 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:18,270 The Sunshine Express was supposed to take place 53 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:21,173 at the Flying Aces Club in Barstow, California. 54 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:25,043 August 1966, this was a secret event 55 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:27,279 organized by free speech advocates. 56 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:29,314 Jay Edgar Hoover had the Flying Aces Club 57 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:31,283 burned to the ground to stop the event. 58 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:34,286 Lenny Bruce died just days before the event 59 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:36,288 in a time of severe political correctness, 60 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:38,857 eight standup comedians attempted to recreate 61 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:42,261 the Sunshine Express on the very spot it almost took place. 62 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,629 (ominous music) 63 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:45,063 (footsteps) 64 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:46,298 (beeping) 65 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:49,334 - [Man] Slide your chair an inch to the right. 66 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,636 An inch. 67 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:53,906 (sniffles) 68 00:02:53,908 --> 00:02:57,142 - What the fuck happened to my fucking lighter? 69 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:58,277 (belches) 70 00:02:58,279 --> 00:02:59,945 (exhales) 71 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,413 My name is Brandon Graham and I set out 72 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:04,816 to make a cutting edge documentary on freedom of speech. 73 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:11,757 Everything went terribly wrong. 74 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,860 This is what happened. 75 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,396 (ominous music) 76 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:24,002 The financing of the Lenny Bruce Experiment was... 77 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:25,737 Difficult. 78 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,173 - Here's all I'm saying, Brando, 79 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:30,842 when George calls, hand me the phone. 80 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:31,677 - Brandon. 81 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:32,945 Just be confident, dude. 82 00:03:32,947 --> 00:03:34,547 Just tell him whatever he wants to hear, man. 83 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,148 You know, like you're trying to talk a girl into bed, dude. 84 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:37,449 - You need to accept The Secret. 85 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:38,917 You need to manifest it. 86 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,385 We're getting that money. 87 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,921 - [Ramsey] Don't shush me. - Shh, shh, shut the fuck up. 88 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,306 - [Ramsey] Give me the phone! - Shut the fuck up. 89 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:45,690 - [Ramsey] Give me the phone! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 90 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:48,360 I happen to be, uh, close... 91 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:50,329 With George Clooney. 92 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:51,964 Fucking assholes. 93 00:03:51,966 --> 00:03:54,066 - If I was on that phone... 94 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:55,934 I'd feel better about this. 95 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:57,769 - Yeah, so you liked the treatment? 96 00:03:58,706 --> 00:03:59,371 Oh. 97 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:00,372 Oh well. 98 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,241 Can you pass it along? 99 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:03,842 - Wait. - No. 100 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:04,776 - We got it. 101 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,245 - Making a movie, smiley face. 102 00:04:06,247 --> 00:04:08,380 - [Ramsey] I'm on the status updates. 103 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:09,414 - Fuck. 104 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,315 Fuck. 105 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,352 - High five, we're making a movie. 106 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,287 - Man, making a movie. - There he is, director-- 107 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:17,356 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. 108 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:18,757 He passed. - [Ramsey] What? 109 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,157 - Listen, listen, listen. - [Ramsey] I'm not pleased. 110 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,426 - He's gonna pass it along. 111 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,461 That means there's a follow up. 112 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,830 He said it was really interesting, 113 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:26,031 he's got a lot on his plate. 114 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,065 - If he's gonna pass it along, 115 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,400 then he needs to talk to me 116 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:30,168 so he knows what he's passing along. 117 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,370 - There's another connection, okay? 118 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,304 - [Ramsey] Okay. 119 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:33,505 - I'm gonna go to Saratoga. 120 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:40,746 I don't plan, I don't know how to get up there. 121 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:46,184 (hooves stomping) 122 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:47,019 Oh, whoa. 123 00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:47,919 No, no! 124 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,192 When your Hollywood connections don't work 125 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:56,428 when you're trying to get an independent feature going, 126 00:04:56,430 --> 00:05:00,465 it's always best to go to family money 127 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:03,402 and, uh, I happen to be married to 128 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:07,272 a beautiful woman whose uncle is, um, 129 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:09,341 is big in horse racing. 130 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,520 (door clicks open) 131 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:22,421 Seriously. 132 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:26,458 Saratoga was a disaster. 133 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,465 It was a waste of money and time. 134 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:37,169 Wanna be in The Lenny Bruce Experiment with me? 135 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:38,003 Huh? 136 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,204 No, no. 137 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:40,472 What am I gonna say? - Don't be nervous, man. 138 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:42,207 We're going to a party and it's gonna be fun. 139 00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:45,077 - My producer partners decided that they would have 140 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:48,213 Mike Tsirklin come with me to Connecticut 141 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:52,117 to meet with John Alhern, another potential investor, 142 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:54,853 a former professional golfer I used to caddy for. 143 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:57,289 What's going on, man? 144 00:05:57,291 --> 00:05:59,224 - Hey, look who it is! 145 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:00,292 How are you? 146 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:02,994 - Fresh fish. 147 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,565 - What do you got for us? 148 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,333 - Guys, I got something that's gonna change your lives. 149 00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:09,901 I got a pitch for you, okay? 150 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:11,470 We're gonna make a movie. 151 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:14,272 I'm going to do for comedy 152 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:16,875 what Al Gore did for global warming. 153 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:17,542 Okay? 154 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,311 And I thought... 155 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:21,079 You know, third time's the charm 156 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,315 that John's gotta give me something. 157 00:06:23,317 --> 00:06:25,417 500 thousand dollars, are you guys in? 158 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:26,585 - We're in. 159 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:29,488 - I'll give you 13 thousand dollars. 160 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,557 - 13 grand... 161 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,393 Perfect, I can work with 13 grand. 162 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:35,427 - What? 163 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:36,595 13 thousand? 164 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:39,131 Dude, we're not making a movie in 1940. 165 00:06:39,133 --> 00:06:40,632 This is a Talkie. 166 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,601 - Just one little caveat... 167 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,403 That dick... 168 00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:46,204 Can have nothing to do with it. 169 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:47,572 Nothing. 170 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,874 13 thousand. 171 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:52,177 - It's a deal. - [Mike] What? 172 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:53,311 Did you just sell me out for 13 grand? 173 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:55,280 - He's kidding, he's kidding. - No! 174 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:56,515 Kidding! 175 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:57,983 The dude from Cocoon is not kidding, dude! 176 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,951 - The realization that I wasn't gonna get 177 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:04,956 500 thousand dollars wasn't as difficult 178 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:09,461 as the realization that I only had 13. 179 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:10,929 I'm sitting next to him on the fucking plane. 180 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,998 - Well good luck with that. 181 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,299 - Who the fuck has a yacht in Connecticut, 182 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,234 you stupid fat cat yacht owners? 183 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:17,436 Fuck all of you! 184 00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:18,403 Fuck all you! 185 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:20,238 - Mike, Mike... - And you know what, kid? 186 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,606 Smoke crack cause your dreams will never come true. 187 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,008 What the fuck, man? 188 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,509 I can't believe you sold me out for 13 grand. 189 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:26,611 You son of a bitch. - Fuck! 190 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,213 (laughing and yelling) 191 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:31,283 I had to replace Mike Tsirklin as a producer. 192 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,251 Fuck you! - Fuck you, man! 193 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:39,124 (muffled knocking in the background) 194 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:43,628 - I knew you guys were gonna come. 195 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,131 So... 196 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:48,934 What does it look like? 197 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:53,305 When Mike pushed me into the water... 198 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:57,642 Um, I got bacteria and I have a massive... 199 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:00,645 Infection on this side of my face. 200 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,682 So I had surgery... 201 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:06,251 And I drank a little bit of vodka last night. 202 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:08,186 - That's what you told me last time. 203 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,087 - I know. 204 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:12,190 (mumbles) 205 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,658 - Good. 206 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,627 - I got pus coming out of my eye. 207 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,497 Enough. 208 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,703 (laughs) You're such a dick. 209 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,705 Get the fuck outta here. 210 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:29,741 Mom, don't let the fucking cameraman in the fucking house. 211 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:32,544 While I'm not feeling fucking well. 212 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:34,279 I'm getting an implant, but... 213 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:37,682 I'm still missing a tooth right here 214 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,217 because of Mike Tsirklin. 215 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,586 I'm on my way to, uh, Dave Levin's place, 216 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:43,054 we're having a little barbecue 217 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,524 in honor of that we got some... 218 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:48,126 Some funds for The Lenny Bruce Experiment. 219 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,394 - It's a way to... 220 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:50,662 To talk about in the industry, you know? 221 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:51,730 Hey, what are you doing? 222 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,231 I'm making a movie. - Yeah. 223 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,566 - Wow, okay. 224 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:55,500 (chuckles) - Oh, peach cobbler. 225 00:08:55,502 --> 00:08:57,736 - Oh, here we go, peach cobbler. 226 00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:00,572 - Nothing better than shirtless peach cobbler on a Sunday. 227 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:03,308 (car dinging) 228 00:09:04,478 --> 00:09:07,112 - Good ass peach cobbler. - Oh my God. 229 00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:09,047 Dad, this is good cobbler. 230 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,683 - Let's celebrate with the fact that we did get money 231 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:14,386 for our fucking feature, we are going to make a feature. 232 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,322 Everyone let's, let's clang cobbler, okay? 233 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,723 Even you, douchebag. 234 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,125 Actually, you should leave. 235 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:20,792 - Thank you, that should help. - What? 236 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:21,693 - You should leave. 237 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:22,794 - You... 238 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,229 Really? 239 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,363 - I'll give you a call later, man. 240 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,466 - Hey, we're still shooting the potheads, man. 241 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,501 - Fuck you, man. 242 00:09:29,503 --> 00:09:31,369 - Here's to 13 grand. 243 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:32,704 - We got the money for our first feature. 244 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,573 - Who's gonna pay for the peach cobbler? 245 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:37,242 (techno music) 246 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,246 - Are you rolling a joint and talking 247 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:17,082 to our investors at the same time? 248 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,516 - Our investors are cool. 249 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:19,517 Unlike you. 250 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:22,754 We made a crucial mistake by hooking up 251 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:25,824 with local drug dealers to coordinate our show. 252 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:28,360 But they were the only way to promote anything in Barstow. 253 00:10:28,362 --> 00:10:30,829 - [Man] You guys want little lines or big lines? 254 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:33,398 - This just making me cool for everybody. 255 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,334 - [Man] Damn, dude! (coughing) 256 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,770 - Can I, can I tell you two things, David? 257 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,672 - That's it, Mexican, let's go! 258 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,741 (cackling) 259 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:46,111 I'm shaving your beard, dude. 260 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,846 I'm fucking shaving it! 261 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:48,680 - You know what's funny, David? 262 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:49,881 - Whoa, oh! 263 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,383 - Anakin's selling crack at the same time. 264 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:53,184 - We're not insured yet, dude. 265 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,719 (laughing) 266 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,588 - Come here, Gabe, come here! 267 00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:57,822 - You know what's funny? 268 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,124 That's not coke. 269 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,626 - It was a generic sweet and low. 270 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:02,861 (laughing) 271 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:03,695 - What is this? 272 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,663 An Adam Sandler joke? 273 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,731 (laughing) 274 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,316 (yells) 275 00:11:08,317 --> 00:11:09,900 - 13 thousand dollars, what the fuck do you do with that? 276 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,670 You don't do much with that. 277 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:14,439 So it was embarrassing, it was humiliating 278 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,241 talking to Randal Reeder 279 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,777 and having him help us out on this. 280 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,780 (muffled conversations overlap) 281 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,248 - Have a seat, Randal will be down in a few minutes. 282 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,716 - Hey, Brandon Graham. 283 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:25,750 (muffled conversation in the background) 284 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,406 Guys, sit. 285 00:11:31,407 --> 00:11:33,257 Randal Reeder is a big character actor, 286 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,560 producer, director, he was excited 287 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,629 to come on the project. 288 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,440 (speaking foreign language) 289 00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:51,776 - [Man] It's my God givin' right to kill and grill. 290 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,845 - How long is this? - Shh. 291 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,920 - I really had some, some big comedians 292 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,288 who were interested in the project, 293 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,923 that all sort of went out the window 294 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:10,195 and I sort of started having to rely on Randal for talent. 295 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:11,663 - So what are we doing? 296 00:12:11,665 --> 00:12:12,464 Making a movie or what? 297 00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:13,264 - We're making a movie. 298 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:13,965 - I'm gonna bring in... 299 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,167 I got, uh, T-Rex. 300 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:16,835 You seen him? 301 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,570 Black guy, he's great. 302 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:19,404 You know who I'm talking about? 303 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,772 That Kato Kaelin. 304 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:21,773 - Oh, Kato, Kato. 305 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,742 - Anyone see the thing? 306 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,243 Adam Hunter, maybe? 307 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,712 - We're working, we have 13 thousand seed money 308 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:28,880 but we're gonna-- 309 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:29,948 - [Ramsey] It's a passion project! 310 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,816 And we're gonna shoot grainy 311 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,885 and we're gonna shoot in black and white. 312 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,326 Seed money. 313 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,961 Fuck yourself with your fucking seed money. 314 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:45,130 I don't need this shit, okay? 315 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:47,298 I've done fucking Last Comic Standing season six, bitches. 316 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,600 (door slams shut) 317 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,268 (sighs) 318 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,503 - Well, he's not doing Killin' and Grillin', 319 00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:52,904 that's for damn sure. 320 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:56,641 - I had slated Nick Swarzden... 321 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:57,942 Is it? 322 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,410 Is it Swarzden or is it Schwarzden? 323 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,745 - B-Swine, you wanna be in a movie? 324 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,614 - Hell yeah, man. - He's funny, man. 325 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,516 And he knows McConaughey. 326 00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:05,450 - Yeah, yeah. 327 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,651 - How do you know McConaughey? 328 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,454 - You're a comedian? - Yeah, I was... 329 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,022 McConaughey's stunt stand-in in Lincoln Lawyer 330 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,657 and I drove his car around. 331 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:13,825 - Yeah, yeah, he's pretty a good body double. 332 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:14,893 - He's a stand-in. 333 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:15,960 - Yeah, well, you're in a movie now. 334 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:16,895 - Well, I'm in a movie now! 335 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:17,896 (laughs) 336 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,264 - You excited? - Yeah. 337 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,398 Whoo! 338 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,900 - Sweet dreams come true, right? 339 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:22,834 - Yeah, like I'm saying I'm not trying to come in 340 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,502 and take over your project. 341 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,004 You know me, I don't want a hundred percent of anything, 342 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,740 I want 20% of fucking everything. 343 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:31,676 I guess, we're gonna have nudity in 30 minutes. 344 00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:32,977 Right? 345 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,345 - Um... 346 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,580 - So we can get foreign distribution. 347 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:36,981 - In the spirit of Lenny Bruce... 348 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,483 - We gotta make some money. 349 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,751 - I just wanna make sure the audition 350 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:42,320 is not just a stripper pole. 351 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:52,630 (cheering and conversations overlapping) 352 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,668 - I had been talking to them about 353 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,870 bringing in the mix of some sexy vixens 354 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:02,540 from the very beginning and I think that was a... 355 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:03,908 A bad call. 356 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:04,876 - Drums for Leffert. 357 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,011 (drumroll) 358 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,982 - Dinah Leffert, brilliant comedian. 359 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:15,019 A real fine piece of ass. 360 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,921 - Who rolled this shitty joint? 361 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:19,324 My parents were quintessential hippies. 362 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:22,927 I mean, I was probably conceived on acid, okay? 363 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,597 Israel fits perfectly into Florida. 364 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:30,101 I think we should move all gay people into Israel 365 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:34,906 and call Israel our gay Australia. 366 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,808 Fudge Packistan. 367 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,744 Palestinians are gonna be throwing rocks at gays 368 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,913 and they're gonna be like... 369 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,948 Could we just get the Jews back? 370 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:46,985 (yelling, drumming) 371 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,086 - Oh! 372 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,756 - Georgia Cuylenberg. 373 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:54,424 Sweet Australian, comedian, actress with no hair. 374 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,561 - What? - I swear to God, 375 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,062 I grew no hair. - What? 376 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,697 - [Dinah] Since when? - Where? 377 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,132 (laughing) 378 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,568 - Um, I lost all my hair three years ago. 379 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,637 It's probably not the worst thing 380 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:07,071 because it's okay now. 381 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,940 But I got alopecia areata, so this isn't mine. 382 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,776 I can wear whatever hair I want at any time. 383 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,411 ♪ Bubbles ♪ 384 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,812 ♪ Make me happy ♪ 385 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,148 (screaming) 386 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,783 - [Brandon] Alicia Becker. 387 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:22,520 - This is the thickest rolled joint I've ever seen. 388 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,522 - [Brandon] Intelligent, 389 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,790 naive... 390 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,660 - I'm legitimately into that so much. 391 00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:32,130 Probably would judge a person more on what 392 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,465 sneakers they're wearing than if they 393 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,834 were doing cocaine every day. 394 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:41,406 ♪ Handful after, handful of Doritos ♪ 395 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,875 - [Brandon] Shelley Michelle, 396 00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:45,743 world's most famous body double. 397 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,178 - On Howard Stern, I remember those days. 398 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,646 - Oh, the old (mumbles). 399 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:52,583 The most fun you never ever wanted to have. 400 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,452 (laughing) 401 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,653 - Wake up! 402 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,121 ♪ Last night ♪ 403 00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:01,926 ♪ I stayed up late to masturbate ♪ 404 00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,628 ♪ It felt so grand ♪ 405 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,965 ♪ I used my hand ♪ 406 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:10,435 - I'm coming for you. (screaming) 407 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:16,808 - [Cameraman] Slap him in the face. 408 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,476 - No, I'll hurt him. 409 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,112 - No, no, don't hurt him but hit him in the face. 410 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,080 (light smacking sound) 411 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:22,981 (laughing) - Yeah. 412 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:23,948 Very con... 413 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,016 Oh shit. (laughing) 414 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,551 - You're hired! 415 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,986 - Christina DeRosa. 416 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,272 (cheering) 417 00:16:30,273 --> 00:16:32,557 Christina DeRosa was Ramsey's childhood friend. 418 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:36,060 Ramsey really pushed her into the film. 419 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,029 I thought, you know, it seemed like a great idea. 420 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,498 She's beautiful, she's successful, 421 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,467 she's done a lot of work in Hollywood, 422 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,236 she's done some softcore porn. 423 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,205 The male comedians... 424 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,873 Always trying to one-up each other. 425 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,609 Prove to themselves who has the smallest penis. 426 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,077 - What's your name? - Brad Pitt. 427 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:54,045 - Brad Pitt. 428 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,213 Glad to meet you. 429 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,582 - Kato Kaelin is a great guy. - Yeah. 430 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,484 - Is that that new Snickers phone? 431 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,184 Oh, who is this? 432 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,185 Kit Kat, hi! 433 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,220 It's Kato. 434 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,122 Oh shit, my phone melted. 435 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,991 I spent the night with Kato Kaelin 436 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,659 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. 437 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,194 Everybody, T-Rex, very famous comedian. 438 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,096 He's been to Bangkok. 439 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,099 - I have not. 440 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,068 I've been to, uh... 441 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:19,036 I've been to a Thai massage place, though. 442 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:19,971 - T-Rex... 443 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:20,905 - Where's the fucking food? 444 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:21,839 Where's breakfast? 445 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,541 - Funny guy, Vegas performer. 446 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,043 - I just figured it out, rape stands 447 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:27,278 for a rejection after penile entry. 448 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,013 (laughing) 449 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:29,847 (belches) 450 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,282 - Brian Swineheart. 451 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,817 Ladies' man. 452 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,185 - I hope you don't mind... 453 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,254 Asses in your face. - Oh, I don't mind. 454 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,722 7-11. 455 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,290 Not the typical place you wanna... 456 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,093 Pick up on somebody. 457 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:47,165 People that go to 7-11, desperate and not that smart. 458 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,266 Hello. - Hi. 459 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,934 - How are you? 460 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,702 - B-Swine, wait, you just picked up this girl right now? 461 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,237 (laughing) 462 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:56,841 - Swine, Swine, Swine, Swine. (applauding) 463 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,876 - [Brandon] Johnny Blaze. 464 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,278 - Are you Brandon? - I'm Brandon, man. 465 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,946 - Oh. 466 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,182 - Now you're putting two and two together, dude. 467 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,650 - It takes me a little while. 468 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,952 - Invited himself to the experiment. 469 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,153 - Please tell me, for the love of God, 470 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,889 that Johnny Blaze as he's now calling himself 471 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,191 is not anywhere near this. 472 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,325 - We're gonna have him audition. 473 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,693 - What did the one lesbian piranha 474 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,161 say to the other lesbian piranha? 475 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:18,963 - [Woman] What? 476 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,998 - [Johnny] See, we really do taste like chicken. 477 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,268 (buzzing) (laughing and groaning) 478 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,704 - [Ramsey] You know what's annoying? 479 00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:29,139 Mad shitty comics, or not even a fucking comic, does time. 480 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,274 What the fuck is that? 481 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,776 - I'm talk, I'm talking. 482 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,277 - You're right, I shouldn't act like you. 483 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,980 - [Brandon] Dave tried his best to entertain everyone. 484 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:39,317 ♪ This is what I wanna do to your butt ♪ 485 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,252 ♪ This is what I wanna do to your butt ♪ 486 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:44,322 (pounding on drums) 487 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,795 - [Brandon] But he ended up annoying everyone. 488 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,064 - The less Dave talks, the better. 489 00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:55,032 - I'm not a fucking PA anymore. 490 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,268 (retches) 491 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,839 (retches) 492 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,675 Look-it, he's always gotta fucking one up me, dude. 493 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,911 - Brandon, are you throwing up because he made you throw up? 494 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,046 (laughs) 495 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,783 - [Brandon] It became very clear, very quickly 496 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:16,787 that this movie was not about a bunch of ragtag comedians 497 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,957 pushing the limits of freedom of speech 498 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:23,628 and was about an oversized comedian 499 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,030 who was on the verge of a nervous breakdown. 500 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,967 - Brandon! 501 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,002 - I met Ramsey on the set of a television pilot 502 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,337 called the Real Potheads of North Hollywood. 503 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,640 - Pancakes and blowjobs. 504 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,776 Yippee Skippy! 505 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,011 Boo! (screams) 506 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:43,314 - It's important to see how Ramsey was 507 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,650 at the beginning of the day of the shoot. 508 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,151 - Ramsey, dude... - Yo. 509 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:49,020 - I'm giving you a flip camera. 510 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,721 - Alright. - You want it? 511 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,357 - Do I have to be awake for the flip cam? 512 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,859 - No. 513 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,060 - Okay. 514 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,361 - Start getting your shit together. 515 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,398 - Don't come here to take two. 516 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,066 - Is there any of those double shots 517 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,302 or some caffeine around? 518 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,403 I didn't sleep at all. 519 00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:11,693 - [Dave] Where's Ramsey? 520 00:20:11,694 --> 00:20:13,244 - I don't know, dude. - Is he still in the room? 521 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,213 - Do you ever just get the feeling that... 522 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,715 No matter what you do it's not gonna be good enough? 523 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,457 (knocking on door) 524 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,925 - [Ramsey] Come in! 525 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:31,429 - Your double shot espresso coffee, Ramsey. 526 00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:37,268 - Like there's no pressure on you for this. 527 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,437 And no I'm not self-sabotaging, I'm just... 528 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,809 It's gonna work out, I understand. 529 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,410 This is how I always get. 530 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,446 I always... 531 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,448 I always have to, like, wig out about stuff 532 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,450 before anything good happens, 533 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,852 that's just the way it works for me. 534 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,871 - What time is it? 535 00:20:56,872 --> 00:20:58,889 It's like fucking ten thirty and Ramsey's still in his room. 536 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,424 (laughs) 537 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,026 - He's our star. 538 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,394 - It's a, it's a lot of... 539 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,429 This is a lot harder than I thought it would be. 540 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,464 Cause-- (knocking on door) 541 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,032 Yes? 542 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,935 - Yo, dude, everyone's here. - That's great. 543 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,470 Um, everyone's here? 544 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,438 - He's communicating but he's still in robe. 545 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,873 - Could you come here for a minute? 546 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:19,343 (door clicks shut) 547 00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:20,278 - They're fighting over there? 548 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,178 - Lover's spat. 549 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,283 - Yeah, a little bit. 550 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,285 (groans) 551 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:30,321 - Come on, dude, it's me, T-Rex. 552 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:34,225 - What, you said don't open the door? 553 00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:35,159 - What up? 554 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,228 - Just I got like no sleep... 555 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,333 - Are you not in a good mood, Ramsey? 556 00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:44,334 - [Ramsey] Not in a good mood and, uh... 557 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,904 Feel like I could do 45 minutes 558 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:49,407 and these guys got like a million lights, so it's... 559 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,075 I just wanna say a couple of things. 560 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:53,377 Let's, um, try to remember today's about 561 00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:56,447 Lenny Bruce and free speech and that's what it's about. 562 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,915 That's free speech. 563 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,450 All the comics are far more concerned with 564 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,786 rounding up strange women to have sex with 565 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:04,221 than any kind of thing involving free speech. 566 00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:06,257 They have no idea about their own art. 567 00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:09,260 - Well, you know all I can say is that I hope you're wrong. 568 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,096 I'm not going in there again, dude. 569 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:13,030 I'm not going in there again. 570 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:14,999 Oh no, no, no, none of that. 571 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:15,933 - Relax. 572 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:16,967 - Relax, alright, thank you. 573 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:18,002 Thank you, aw, thank you. 574 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:18,936 This is what I really need. 575 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,005 Oh, a kiss from an Italian! 576 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,239 A real Italian! 577 00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:22,940 - That's a real kiss, God damn it. 578 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,008 - Yeah, I know. 579 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:24,942 Yeah, I can smell it. - America. 580 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:27,478 - Oh, oh hey, looks who's here. 581 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,548 It was my idea to bring Ramsey's father in. 582 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:31,949 He... 583 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:36,520 Ramsey volunteered him as our attorney. 584 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,389 Everyone this is Reid. 585 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:39,990 This is Ramsey's father. 586 00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:40,891 - Oh wow. 587 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,360 - He's also our lawyer. 588 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,928 - This is very important. 589 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,296 - He's going to stay here in LA 590 00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:46,964 in case we get into some serious trouble, 591 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,466 it's two hours to Barstow. 592 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:49,934 So we're covered. 593 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,535 So feel free to get into some serious trouble, 594 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,904 he will bail us out. - Just like that. 595 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:54,572 - Just like that? 596 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,107 He's a big attorney, 597 00:22:56,109 --> 00:22:57,375 he's a Palm Beach attorney. 598 00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:02,279 I mean, Ramsey's father is an amazing fellow. 599 00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:07,351 (laughing) (pounding on drums) 600 00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:12,590 - It was a pleasure meeting you. 601 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,291 - Alright, I'm sorry you can't go. 602 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,494 - That's alright, they're gonna regret it. 603 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,129 Cause I'm funny. 604 00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:20,164 Crash and burn, you gotta learn that way, right? 605 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,198 - Reid Moore, here. 606 00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:24,368 Eh... 607 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,640 Alan, I understand... 608 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,308 - Cause even in my own movie, 609 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:33,144 I'm like the least important person. 610 00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:36,247 - [Brandon] I didn't know their history 611 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,883 and I know people have claimed that I did know these things 612 00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:42,553 that I orchestrated this whole thing to self-destruct. 613 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:44,455 - We're experiencing some turbulence. 614 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:47,458 (electronic music) 615 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:55,466 - Get ready, baby, for a wild ride. 616 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:59,203 - Freedom is what it's all about. 617 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,475 (horn honking) 618 00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:07,645 - [Brandon] I think we had a real fascinating group of... 619 00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:11,482 You know, of crazy fucks involved in this 620 00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:13,584 and there's no way that we weren't 621 00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:16,987 gonna get something absolutely fascinating. 622 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,224 (laughing) 623 00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:21,559 (grunting) 624 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,093 (groans) 625 00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:24,028 - You always have to sound like you're 626 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:25,529 swallowing an ice cold water 627 00:24:25,531 --> 00:24:27,565 after walking through the desert. 628 00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:29,934 (grunts) 629 00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,504 (moaning) 630 00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:36,941 (moaning intensifies) 631 00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:45,583 - Ramsey! 632 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:48,018 - Yes? 633 00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:14,545 - [Brandon] Boobs were an important part 634 00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:16,313 of The Lenny Bruce Experiment. 635 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:20,217 Georgia had agreed show her breasts, 636 00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:22,753 Dinah Leffert had agreed show her breasts. 637 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,657 It marred the experiment, 638 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:31,729 it proved to be the unraveling of the whole experiment. 639 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,533 - Oh yeah. 640 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:39,336 - Oh my God, I'm never kissing you again, Ramsey. 641 00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:52,449 God! 642 00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:53,751 (laughing) 643 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:55,085 - I'm sorry. - That's terrible! 644 00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:56,020 - I know, it's like... 645 00:25:56,022 --> 00:25:57,087 - I'm sorry. 646 00:26:02,495 --> 00:26:04,395 Um... (laughing) 647 00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:06,697 No, but it's not funny cause it's real, 648 00:26:06,699 --> 00:26:09,033 it's funny cause it was kind... 649 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,702 Oh fuck. (laughing) 650 00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:13,070 (yelling) 651 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:14,437 - [Woman] Oh my God. - Never mind, this... 652 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,607 This is pretty much the worst thing that ever happened. 653 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:20,511 - But that's also kinda hot, I mean. 654 00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:23,280 She made something bad and made it good. 655 00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:29,687 (laughing) 656 00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:30,788 - And Ramsey? 657 00:26:34,327 --> 00:26:35,693 - The worst thing that happened to me was, um... 658 00:26:35,695 --> 00:26:37,161 - What? 659 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:40,230 - I was eight and I had a... 660 00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:42,800 Younger brother that was a year and a half 661 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:46,303 and my dad was running for political office 662 00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:50,341 and, um, my sister who was... 663 00:26:50,343 --> 00:26:52,376 Ten was taking care of a year 664 00:26:52,378 --> 00:26:54,545 and a half year old named Hiram. 665 00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:56,580 And, uh... 666 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:01,385 She, uh... 667 00:27:02,588 --> 00:27:05,522 Started the bath and uh... 668 00:27:07,593 --> 00:27:08,726 Put Hiram in the bathtub. 669 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,196 And every day, you know, we were kids... 670 00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:17,267 Every day like three o'clock or three thirty, 671 00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:20,304 TBS they played the Three Stooges. 672 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,773 So she came in and... 673 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:25,709 Was watching the Three Stooges with us 674 00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:28,178 and forgot about my little brother and... 675 00:27:29,215 --> 00:27:32,349 He proceeded to drown in the bathtub. 676 00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:35,185 And to make matters worse, 677 00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:39,657 for political reasons, my father 678 00:27:41,627 --> 00:27:44,795 made us pretend like it didn't happen for a month 679 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,532 so he could get elected. 680 00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:50,134 Because he knew that would 681 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:52,403 hurt his chances of getting elected. 682 00:27:52,405 --> 00:27:54,905 So we had to pretend like he was alive for a month. 683 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,642 That was the worst thing that ever happened. 684 00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:04,715 - That's pretty shitty. 685 00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:06,684 - But if I hadn't been through that 686 00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:08,619 I wouldn't be a comic or an actor. 687 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:11,522 You know. 688 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:14,191 I'd be another schmuck going to Ivy League school, 689 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,260 working on Wall Street and dropping dead 690 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:19,129 of a heart attack at 42. (mumbles off screen) 691 00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:19,797 Thank goodness. 692 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:21,165 - Amen. 693 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,867 (gentle applause) 694 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:27,838 (upbeat music) 695 00:28:55,701 --> 00:28:57,768 (engine humming) 696 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:13,917 - [Brandon] Things seemed to calm down. 697 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:18,555 Guys, we are in Barstow! (cheers and applause) 698 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:20,991 (mellow music) 699 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:25,963 That was until I found out that Johnny Blaze and Reid 700 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,866 were on their way up to the event. 701 00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:34,505 - I hate these fuckin' people. 702 00:29:34,507 --> 00:29:37,241 None of them make sense at all, it's like... 703 00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:39,243 Can you... 704 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:42,045 - Uh... 705 00:29:50,856 --> 00:29:53,724 (gentle music) 706 00:30:16,749 --> 00:30:18,549 - Ramsey, are you okay? 707 00:30:18,551 --> 00:30:19,883 - I'm cool. 708 00:30:19,885 --> 00:30:21,819 I'm pretty pissed that my dad's here. 709 00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:26,857 Cause he was told specifically not to come. 710 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:29,426 - But he just wants to support you. 711 00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:30,894 - No, he doesn't. 712 00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:33,463 - What are you afraid of? 713 00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:35,465 - I'm afraid that he's just trying to... 714 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,000 He's been doing this my whole life. 715 00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:39,036 I'm afraid he's just trying to steal the spotlight and... 716 00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:40,671 Glom his way into shit. 717 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:42,973 That's what I'm afraid of. 718 00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:44,308 - You are gonna be awesome. 719 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:46,844 Don't worry. 720 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,415 - Alright, thank you. - You're welcome. 721 00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:56,453 - You're awesome. (laughs) 722 00:30:57,723 --> 00:31:00,424 (ominous music) 723 00:31:03,929 --> 00:31:04,995 - What's up? 724 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:09,933 - Did we or did we not specifically say 725 00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:11,935 you are not coming to Barstow to the show? 726 00:31:11,937 --> 00:31:13,437 - Yes! 727 00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:14,938 - And Dad, we specifically talked about 728 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:17,341 not coming to the show. - Oh, wait a minute, I came-- 729 00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:18,575 - Specifically! 730 00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:20,611 - I came all the way out here to California... 731 00:31:20,613 --> 00:31:21,712 - Yeah? 732 00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:23,947 - To see the situation, now you think I shouldn't 733 00:31:23,949 --> 00:31:26,383 come to the show? - No, come. 734 00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:28,352 And I'm sorry, Johnny, come. 735 00:31:28,354 --> 00:31:30,087 Come to the show. - Oh, so I-- 736 00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:31,572 - Come to the show because you know what? 737 00:31:31,573 --> 00:31:33,056 Nobody else is doing what the fuck I want today, 738 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:36,126 so why would Johnny Blaze and my dad not be any different? 739 00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:37,361 - You know what, since I'm here... 740 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:39,463 I will be a PA. 741 00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:41,565 Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you. 742 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,500 I will, I did wanna come. 743 00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:50,974 - If he goes off his rocker, it's not my fault. 744 00:31:50,976 --> 00:31:53,977 - I know, Reid, can we take a little walk for a second? 745 00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:57,114 I think he's a little jealous that you 746 00:31:57,116 --> 00:31:59,716 sort of take some of the attention away from him. 747 00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:02,152 You're a very charismatic guy, okay? 748 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:03,987 Sit sort of away from the stage. 749 00:32:03,989 --> 00:32:05,589 I just don't want him to... 750 00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:07,157 To see, see you. 751 00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:09,826 - I'll try not to aggravate the situation. 752 00:32:09,828 --> 00:32:11,428 - Alright, thank you, I know it sounds 753 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,497 a little unreasonable. 754 00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:18,035 - Um, where's my limo guy? 755 00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:19,069 What'd you say? 756 00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:21,705 (gentle music) 757 00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:37,721 We're short a person, dude. - Okay. 758 00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:38,789 - You're a limo driver but you're... 759 00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:40,657 Yeah, uh, what... 760 00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:42,176 What else do you do? 761 00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:43,694 - As most people in LA, I came to be an actor so... 762 00:32:43,696 --> 00:32:44,962 - Okay, you came to be an actor. 763 00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:46,129 So you know how to PA? 764 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:49,433 - No. 765 00:32:49,435 --> 00:32:50,200 - I need you to run follow a spot. 766 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:51,969 Okay, so take care of him 767 00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:54,171 but you just gotta move the light around 768 00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:56,707 so you can shoot the comedian with the light. 769 00:32:56,709 --> 00:32:58,642 Ramsey wants to talk to the guys alone. 770 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,177 - Oh okay, okay, sure! 771 00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:03,046 - Okay, so in five minutes I need you guys all out of here. 772 00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:06,216 I think you should stay over there. 773 00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:07,517 - Sorry. - Stay. 774 00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:09,820 - Alright. (laughs) 775 00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:11,054 - Oh that's nice, fella. 776 00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:12,055 - You like that? 777 00:33:12,057 --> 00:33:15,225 It's a really nice cock. (laughs) 778 00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:16,460 - I thought it would be bigger. 779 00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:18,628 (laughs) 780 00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:21,131 - Can I talk now? 781 00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:25,068 - I knew that things would... 782 00:33:25,070 --> 00:33:28,605 Get a little messy with Ramsey at the helm. 783 00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:34,845 - Comedy to me is a sacred fucking thing. 784 00:33:34,847 --> 00:33:38,115 It is saying what no one can say in public 785 00:33:38,117 --> 00:33:40,717 and saying it anyway and being cool with it. 786 00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:42,619 It's saying I could fucking rape my sister 787 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:44,154 and making a joke about it. 788 00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:47,124 It's saying my friend got shot in the face for crack 789 00:33:47,126 --> 00:33:48,658 and making a joke about it. 790 00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:50,761 It's saying the fucking Holocaust happened 791 00:33:50,763 --> 00:33:53,764 and the Jews had it coming and making a joke about it. 792 00:33:53,766 --> 00:33:55,065 It's about pushing the envelope, 793 00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:56,900 it's about having an art form. 794 00:33:56,902 --> 00:33:59,836 We are part of a fucking fraternity 795 00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:01,872 and we're, the reason we're all shit on 796 00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:05,142 over and over again as opposed to some fucking hack band 797 00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:08,178 that's playing, you know, Matchbox 20 covers 798 00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:11,048 is because the shit that went on today. 799 00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:13,083 Realize the power you have in your hands 800 00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:15,719 to get on the stage and say something 801 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:17,220 that no one else can say! 802 00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,756 There's a whole country of people dying in cubicles 803 00:34:19,758 --> 00:34:21,792 and having heart attacks and Lipitor 804 00:34:21,794 --> 00:34:23,193 is the most popular drug because people 805 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:24,828 can't handle their lives! 806 00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:26,530 We get to live free! 807 00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:28,999 And people die for that. 808 00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:31,101 And if you can shit it away on pussy 809 00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:35,172 or you're a black man and you're acting like a fucking coon. 810 00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:36,606 - How is that? 811 00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:38,141 - Your pants are around your legs, 812 00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:39,676 you're shoving your face in ass and stuff. 813 00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:42,045 - Did you not tell me you wanted me to do this 814 00:34:42,047 --> 00:34:43,280 for your fucking thing? 815 00:34:43,282 --> 00:34:44,214 To go-- 816 00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:45,716 - But I also, I also thought 817 00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:47,217 you'd know more once you'd be in the thing. 818 00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:48,718 Did you even Wikipedia Lenny Bruce? 819 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:49,953 - Ramsey, I-- 820 00:34:49,955 --> 00:34:50,754 - Did you even read a book of Lenny Bruce? 821 00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:51,688 Did you even, you know, 822 00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,056 did you even look at a YouTube? 823 00:34:53,058 --> 00:34:54,991 But you know, you know every single 824 00:34:54,993 --> 00:34:58,161 thing about every girl you wanted to fuck ever. 825 00:34:58,163 --> 00:35:00,063 - Well, that's probably the reason I got into standup 826 00:35:00,065 --> 00:35:01,598 and I'm not gonna lie. 827 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,132 Cause I like it when girls laugh at me. 828 00:35:03,135 --> 00:35:06,036 Since I was in fourth grade, I fucking love it. 829 00:35:06,038 --> 00:35:09,139 I love when girls laugh at me. 830 00:35:09,141 --> 00:35:11,007 - The whole part of the experiment 831 00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:13,210 was that, was to be-- - Well the experiment 832 00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:14,978 has motherfucking failed! 833 00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:16,146 - Where's this shit coming from, Ramsey? 834 00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:17,280 Like what the fuck? 835 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:19,216 - Let's go, let's go, out, out. 836 00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:20,317 Please. - Yeah, 837 00:35:20,319 --> 00:35:21,218 but that's immature, man. - Yeah, it is immature. 838 00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:22,619 Please. 839 00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:24,121 Please, all of you guys get out of here. 840 00:35:24,123 --> 00:35:25,572 - Go have a good show, you heartless motherfuckers. 841 00:35:25,573 --> 00:35:27,022 - Yeah, please, get out of the fucking... 842 00:35:27,025 --> 00:35:28,825 Get out of the green room. 843 00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:30,060 - Gotta get a chair, man. 844 00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:31,862 - You too, Dave. 845 00:35:31,864 --> 00:35:33,096 Cause you're not an artist. 846 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:37,300 - You know, you saying I'm not a fucking artist? 847 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,002 After all that I've suffered? 848 00:35:39,004 --> 00:35:41,805 After all that I've done for you and for your shit. 849 00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:43,039 For you and for your shit! 850 00:35:43,041 --> 00:35:45,308 - And you don't get this, this is art. 851 00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:47,744 - [Dave] Fuck off. 852 00:35:47,746 --> 00:35:48,979 - They may have not risen to the occasion, 853 00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:51,114 I may fucking agree with you 854 00:35:51,116 --> 00:35:53,350 but that was fucking wrong, man. 855 00:35:53,352 --> 00:35:54,251 Fuck. 856 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:59,389 (upbeat music) 857 00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:03,393 - I'm gonna be your host 858 00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:06,730 throughout the entire night, so you can't get sick of Kato. 859 00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:09,032 - In his twisted mind, how he sees the movie-- 860 00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:12,002 - Don't, don't listen to him, listen to Brandon. 861 00:36:12,004 --> 00:36:13,203 - Yeah, as far as-- - He's not right. 862 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:15,305 He's not the director, fuck him. 863 00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:18,208 - She's like, we got these super fans. 864 00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:20,810 Here, Irene, do a quick supermodel set for us. 865 00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:21,978 Give me that hair! 866 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:23,713 Walk towards me, baby. 867 00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:26,683 It's Irene, modeling the latest from Nordstroms. 868 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:30,187 - My wife's at home with three kids by herself 869 00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:31,388 and she's fucking calling me like, 870 00:36:31,390 --> 00:36:33,723 these fucking kids are driving me crazy. 871 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:36,293 And I'm here and I'm not being appreciated for it? 872 00:36:36,295 --> 00:36:38,128 - I appreciate you. - I'ma go home 873 00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:39,029 and she's like, how was it? 874 00:36:39,031 --> 00:36:40,297 It was fucked up. 875 00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:43,266 - This is my time traveling machine, 876 00:36:43,268 --> 00:36:46,903 where I reversed Kato's set and you never saw it 877 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,873 and you're better for it. 878 00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:54,110 Holy fucking Christ. 879 00:36:54,112 --> 00:36:56,880 If somebody dies tonight, it's his fucking fault. 880 00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:58,248 He's got bad mojo. 881 00:36:58,250 --> 00:36:59,916 Hey, you know what? 882 00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:02,219 Actually, I said that to find out who the assholes are. 883 00:37:02,221 --> 00:37:04,721 Sir, I'm sick and tired of people 884 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,189 fucking with my friend Kato. 885 00:37:06,191 --> 00:37:08,858 Leggo my motherfucking Kato. 886 00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:10,460 He didn't do it. 887 00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:12,128 The only thing he's guilty of 888 00:37:12,130 --> 00:37:15,131 is living in a fucking guest house like a bitch. 889 00:37:15,133 --> 00:37:17,200 - Hi, sugar. 890 00:37:21,306 --> 00:37:24,374 - You guys, this is a really dirty fucking business. 891 00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:25,208 Like, let me just, can I... 892 00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:27,344 I'm tired, can I talk to you guys? 893 00:37:27,346 --> 00:37:29,813 Listen it's a dirty business, there's a lot of funny 894 00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:31,982 female comics but you don't see a lot of funny 895 00:37:31,984 --> 00:37:35,185 female comics cause they can't handle the environment. 896 00:37:35,187 --> 00:37:38,855 It's like, it's kinda like being a fucking stripper. 897 00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:41,124 - Do you really wanna know what I think about you? 898 00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:42,292 - About me? - Yeah. 899 00:37:42,294 --> 00:37:44,427 - I would love to. 900 00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:45,362 - Do you really wanna know what I think about you? 901 00:37:45,364 --> 00:37:47,797 - Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 902 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:49,199 - Alright, come with me. 903 00:37:49,201 --> 00:37:51,067 - The dance of shame at the end 904 00:37:51,069 --> 00:37:53,036 where you have to pick up the dollars. 905 00:37:54,339 --> 00:37:55,739 You fucking kidding me? 906 00:37:55,741 --> 00:37:56,973 I'll go to Arizona and get, like, 907 00:37:56,975 --> 00:37:58,341 a fucking illegal to chase me home 908 00:37:58,343 --> 00:37:59,909 and just blow that shit backstage for me. 909 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:02,812 Just... (exhales loudly) 910 00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:07,951 Shame on you, Arizona! 911 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:09,419 - What surprises me is that... 912 00:38:11,490 --> 00:38:14,057 What the cameras didn't capture with Ramsey. 913 00:38:16,028 --> 00:38:17,260 How did we not... 914 00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:21,765 See what was going on? 915 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:24,034 - Okay, Alicia, do you got us in frame? 916 00:38:24,036 --> 00:38:25,135 - [Alicia] Mmhmm. 917 00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:26,803 Yeah. (laughs) 918 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:27,771 We're back. 919 00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:30,974 - So should I go first? 920 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:32,842 I'll tell you what I think of you. 921 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:34,344 - You sure you don't want me to go first? 922 00:38:34,346 --> 00:38:35,812 - No, it's cool, I'll do it. 923 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,447 - Or you can go first, just be really honest. 924 00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:39,382 - I will, I promise. 925 00:38:39,384 --> 00:38:43,320 Okay, so, I think you're a wonderful guy. 926 00:38:43,322 --> 00:38:45,389 Um... 927 00:38:45,390 --> 00:38:47,457 Like you're just a big bowl of furriness 928 00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:51,461 that, I don't know, I think you're really sweet and stuff. 929 00:38:52,397 --> 00:38:54,064 - Would you fuck me? 930 00:38:54,066 --> 00:38:55,131 - Um... 931 00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:56,032 Um... 932 00:38:57,069 --> 00:38:58,001 I might. 933 00:39:00,105 --> 00:39:01,204 - Really? 934 00:39:01,205 --> 00:39:02,304 - I don't know, I haven't really ever thought of it 935 00:39:02,307 --> 00:39:03,540 that way before. 936 00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:05,041 - What about right here with Alicia watching? 937 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,409 - No! 938 00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:07,577 Then I would definitely... 939 00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:08,878 Alicia, you do not need to watch that. 940 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:09,979 (laughs) That's, that's... 941 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,414 - Do you wanna see that, Alicia? 942 00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:12,349 - [Alicia] Um... 943 00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:13,183 (laughs) 944 00:39:13,185 --> 00:39:14,284 Uh... 945 00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:15,384 - I don't think Alicia could handle something like that. 946 00:39:15,387 --> 00:39:16,553 - Okay. - [Alicia] Uh... 947 00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:18,588 - So your turn. 948 00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:19,489 - Alright. 949 00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:22,392 Do you know what I think about you? 950 00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:24,394 - I would like to know. 951 00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:27,464 - You ever been to a... 952 00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:28,898 A Mexican party? 953 00:39:30,302 --> 00:39:31,835 - Yes, Yeah, I have actually. 954 00:39:31,837 --> 00:39:33,370 I live in LA. 955 00:39:33,372 --> 00:39:35,505 - You're like a big beautiful pinata. 956 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:37,440 - Okay. 957 00:39:37,442 --> 00:39:39,109 (laughs) 958 00:39:39,111 --> 00:39:41,044 - And they string it up from a tree 959 00:39:42,247 --> 00:39:45,615 and then all the kids whack it with a stick 960 00:39:46,952 --> 00:39:49,018 until something falls out of it. 961 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,553 - What are you trying to say? 962 00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:52,455 That I'm full of candy? 963 00:39:52,457 --> 00:39:54,224 - No, I'm saying you're the empty pinata 964 00:39:54,226 --> 00:39:55,558 after the candy's been eaten. 965 00:39:57,562 --> 00:39:59,396 - What? 966 00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:00,597 - You're, you know... 967 00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:02,866 Beautiful, 968 00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:04,634 charming, 969 00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:09,439 and ultimately empty, no more to value. 970 00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:11,975 - What are you... 971 00:40:11,977 --> 00:40:13,143 I'm not empty. 972 00:40:13,145 --> 00:40:16,012 I mean, you don't really know me that well, 973 00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:17,213 how can you say that I'm empty? 974 00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:18,415 - Oh, I know you. 975 00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:20,016 I know your type. 976 00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:22,252 - Yeah, but I'm not my type. 977 00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:23,219 I mean, you should know that. 978 00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:25,155 I've showed you a big part of me 979 00:40:25,157 --> 00:40:27,290 that is not like everyone else. 980 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,592 - See that's just the thing, 981 00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:30,527 all the people like you that are empty 982 00:40:30,529 --> 00:40:33,596 and ultimately just zombies, 983 00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:37,400 they think and people tell them 984 00:40:37,402 --> 00:40:39,035 that they're special, 985 00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:41,004 that they're filled with goodness, 986 00:40:41,006 --> 00:40:42,472 but the ultimate joke... 987 00:40:43,341 --> 00:40:44,791 There's nothing there. 988 00:40:44,792 --> 00:40:46,242 - [Alicia] Oh, okay, Ramsey. - Ramsey, you're being weird. 989 00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:47,544 (laughs) 990 00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:48,978 - Show. 991 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:51,314 (groans) 992 00:40:51,316 --> 00:40:52,148 - Fine. 993 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:53,016 - Was that nice? 994 00:40:55,387 --> 00:40:57,387 - You can play with it, I don't care. 995 00:41:02,694 --> 00:41:04,494 Rub it for good luck. 996 00:41:04,496 --> 00:41:05,395 - Yeah. 997 00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:08,565 You have a nice head. - Thanks. 998 00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:10,233 I thought you did, too. 999 00:41:10,235 --> 00:41:11,534 - Oh, now you don't think I do? 1000 00:41:11,536 --> 00:41:13,670 - Well, you're saying horrible things to me. 1001 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:17,006 - I don't think they're horrible. 1002 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:18,575 Are those horrible things to say someone, Alicia? 1003 00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:20,343 - Okay, that's enough, Rams. 1004 00:41:20,345 --> 00:41:21,311 That is... 1005 00:41:23,448 --> 00:41:24,614 - Do I make you nervous? 1006 00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:26,015 - A little bit, yeah. 1007 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:27,383 You're all sweaty. 1008 00:41:27,385 --> 00:41:28,551 - Oh, now I'm sweaty. 1009 00:41:28,553 --> 00:41:30,286 Artists sweat, too. - Apparently. 1010 00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:32,589 - And they bleed. - Okay. 1011 00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:33,590 - And they have bad times. 1012 00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:34,590 - [Alicia] Yeah, he's so much better 1013 00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:36,271 than us, right, Georgia? 1014 00:41:36,272 --> 00:41:37,950 - Do you think I look great right now? 1015 00:41:37,951 --> 00:41:39,629 - I think you look great, cause I think it's the real you. 1016 00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:40,730 - Yeah. 1017 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:42,665 It is the real me. 1018 00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:46,636 - Wanna get drunk? - No. 1019 00:41:47,606 --> 00:41:50,106 - No? - No, I don't. 1020 00:41:50,108 --> 00:41:52,342 - Do some pills? - No, I really don't. 1021 00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:53,376 I've never done that stuff. 1022 00:41:53,378 --> 00:41:54,644 I don't need it. 1023 00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:56,279 - Need it? - Yeah. 1024 00:41:56,281 --> 00:41:57,413 - This has nothing to do with need. 1025 00:41:57,415 --> 00:41:58,715 - Okay, you're hurting me. 1026 00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:00,450 (laughs) 1027 00:42:00,452 --> 00:42:01,618 - Look, I fucking do what I do 1028 00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:03,086 but I fucking show up 1029 00:42:04,055 --> 00:42:05,421 and I fucking deliver. 1030 00:42:05,423 --> 00:42:06,656 - [Alicia] Okay-- - And I let people 1031 00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:08,591 see my pain and they laugh at it. 1032 00:42:08,593 --> 00:42:10,493 - Yeah, you deliver-- - That's what I do. 1033 00:42:10,495 --> 00:42:12,562 - You're always there, right? - Always. 1034 00:42:12,564 --> 00:42:13,530 - Until you're with... 1035 00:42:13,532 --> 00:42:14,731 You were there for your brother? 1036 00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:16,733 (intense music) 1037 00:42:16,735 --> 00:42:19,069 - I can't believe you'd fucking say that. 1038 00:42:19,070 --> 00:42:21,404 - Well, listen to the stuff you were saying to me. 1039 00:42:21,406 --> 00:42:22,772 (cracking) 1040 00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:24,541 - [Alicia] No! 1041 00:42:24,543 --> 00:42:25,441 No, no! 1042 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:27,377 No! 1043 00:42:27,379 --> 00:42:28,645 - Your parents gave you everything 1044 00:42:28,647 --> 00:42:30,580 and it led you to this spot 1045 00:42:30,582 --> 00:42:33,283 where you thought you could say something to me? 1046 00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:36,619 You thought you could judge me? 1047 00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:40,023 I say what I want! 1048 00:42:40,025 --> 00:42:41,624 - No, no, but say what you want 1049 00:42:41,626 --> 00:42:43,393 but don't kill me. 1050 00:42:44,496 --> 00:42:46,596 (yells) 1051 00:42:46,598 --> 00:42:48,531 Take care of (mumbles). 1052 00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:50,667 - [Ramsey] Never had to struggle! 1053 00:42:50,669 --> 00:42:52,268 (yells) 1054 00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:54,571 (ominous music) 1055 00:42:54,573 --> 00:42:56,773 (panting) 1056 00:42:57,742 --> 00:43:00,610 - I think we have a sort of would-be comedian 1057 00:43:00,612 --> 00:43:01,811 who wants to do a little bit of time. 1058 00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:04,647 - Okay. - His name is Johnny Blaze. 1059 00:43:04,649 --> 00:43:07,383 - Johnny Blaze. (applause) 1060 00:43:07,385 --> 00:43:09,586 - There's a couple guys I know 1061 00:43:09,588 --> 00:43:13,356 and it's so crazy because they'll start talking to you 1062 00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:15,124 and they'll be like (gibberish). 1063 00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:22,599 (Johnny Blaze muffled in the background) 1064 00:43:24,636 --> 00:43:26,603 Yo, oh yeah, I'm over here. 1065 00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:28,705 Oh, come on in. 1066 00:43:28,707 --> 00:43:31,341 What the hell are you talking about? 1067 00:43:31,343 --> 00:43:34,677 People that gerbil their words, I can't stand em. 1068 00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:37,480 I just, come on, if you're gonna talk-- 1069 00:43:37,482 --> 00:43:39,282 - You just got a phone-call. - Thank you. 1070 00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:40,116 - You just got a phone-call. 1071 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:41,484 No, you did! 1072 00:43:41,486 --> 00:43:42,785 Johnny Blaze, everybody. 1073 00:43:43,688 --> 00:43:46,756 - Alicia's boyfriend followed her out here. 1074 00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:48,157 She said he's outside, 1075 00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:50,660 I don't wanna be a part of this anymore. 1076 00:43:50,662 --> 00:43:51,861 - Alright, okay. 1077 00:43:51,863 --> 00:43:53,396 - And then Georgia went with her. 1078 00:43:53,398 --> 00:43:56,766 - Ramsey pissed, pissed off some girls, okay? 1079 00:43:56,768 --> 00:43:58,685 So I'm gonna need you, so supposedly 1080 00:43:58,686 --> 00:44:00,603 they're over at Starbucks and we need you to go over there. 1081 00:44:00,605 --> 00:44:02,271 Okay and just check up on them? 1082 00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:03,773 Cause I can't get in touch with them 1083 00:44:03,775 --> 00:44:05,642 cause they're not picking up their fucking phones. 1084 00:44:05,644 --> 00:44:06,876 - I collect unemployment. 1085 00:44:09,681 --> 00:44:10,847 I bought weed with my unemployment 1086 00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:19,422 and, most important, I fuck fat white chicks. 1087 00:44:20,258 --> 00:44:21,157 Whoo! 1088 00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:23,126 Yeah! 1089 00:44:23,862 --> 00:44:24,761 Yeah! 1090 00:44:28,867 --> 00:44:30,600 Fucking A, right? 1091 00:44:30,601 --> 00:44:32,334 - The fact that the girls are now gone, 1092 00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:34,771 sitting over at Starbucks, crying about stuff 1093 00:44:34,773 --> 00:44:36,239 and I can't reach them 1094 00:44:36,241 --> 00:44:37,674 cause they're not answering their phone. 1095 00:44:37,676 --> 00:44:40,276 Take a ride, go apologize, dude. 1096 00:44:40,278 --> 00:44:41,911 Here are my fucking keys, okay? 1097 00:44:43,648 --> 00:44:45,782 Just go for a fucking ride, okay? 1098 00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:49,719 - You know once again, Brandon, I'm the bad guy. 1099 00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:51,554 - Dude, you are the bad guy right now. 1100 00:44:51,556 --> 00:44:52,822 Just be the good guy. 1101 00:44:52,824 --> 00:44:54,457 Be the good guy. 1102 00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:56,159 - Why did I take my shirt off? 1103 00:44:56,161 --> 00:44:57,393 (laughs) 1104 00:44:57,395 --> 00:44:58,561 I shouldn't have... 1105 00:44:58,563 --> 00:45:00,229 I shouldn't have smoked that much weed. 1106 00:45:00,231 --> 00:45:02,198 (laughs) (ominous music) 1107 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,900 Like I smoked so much weed 1108 00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:05,835 that this seems like a fucking good idea. 1109 00:45:07,338 --> 00:45:08,705 - [Ramsey] We're gonna have to go 1110 00:45:08,707 --> 00:45:11,441 and get these girls, they're at a Starbucks 1111 00:45:11,443 --> 00:45:14,644 sucking down frappuccinos with a bad attitude. 1112 00:45:14,646 --> 00:45:15,545 Let's... 1113 00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:17,714 What is funny about you? 1114 00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:20,483 - Um... 1115 00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:23,419 - [Ramsey] No, tell me what's funny about you. 1116 00:45:23,421 --> 00:45:25,388 What's funny about Johnny Blaze? 1117 00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:26,589 - Um... 1118 00:45:26,591 --> 00:45:28,357 - [Ramsey] It should come right out, Johnny. 1119 00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:29,926 If you have to think about it, it's a lie. 1120 00:45:29,928 --> 00:45:30,860 What's funny about you? 1121 00:45:30,862 --> 00:45:32,228 - My... 1122 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:33,463 I'm funny. 1123 00:45:33,465 --> 00:45:34,931 - [Ramsey] No, no, you can't say I'm funny. 1124 00:45:34,933 --> 00:45:36,599 What is funny about you? 1125 00:45:36,601 --> 00:45:37,901 - Um... 1126 00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:39,202 - [Ramsey] Fucking retarded children are funny, 1127 00:45:39,204 --> 00:45:40,837 are you a retarded child? - No. 1128 00:45:40,839 --> 00:45:42,472 - [Ramsey] Are you some down syndrome kid 1129 00:45:42,474 --> 00:45:44,407 playing in the park, can't even hit a baseball? 1130 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:46,909 Can't run to first, are you one of those? 1131 00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:48,010 - No. 1132 00:45:48,012 --> 00:45:49,612 - [Ramsey] Then you better have some fucking answer 1133 00:45:49,614 --> 00:45:51,314 to what's funny about Johnny Blaze. 1134 00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:53,349 Cause there's a hierarchy in comedy. 1135 00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:55,585 And the headliners are like the gods 1136 00:45:55,587 --> 00:45:56,619 and you're like the little man, 1137 00:45:56,621 --> 00:45:58,521 you're like... 1138 00:45:58,522 --> 00:46:00,422 You're like the people that die in earthquakes and stuff. 1139 00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:02,291 - Okay, yeah. - [Ramsey] If this is Katrina, 1140 00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:03,826 I'd be in the helicopter 1141 00:46:03,828 --> 00:46:05,895 and you'd be left on the rooftop of a house. 1142 00:46:07,699 --> 00:46:08,865 Do you understand what I'm saying to you? 1143 00:46:08,867 --> 00:46:10,533 - Yes, yes. 1144 00:46:10,535 --> 00:46:12,435 - [Ramsey] Now what's funny about Johnny Blaze? 1145 00:46:13,738 --> 00:46:15,338 Motherfucker, what's funny about Johnny Blaze? 1146 00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:16,506 - His energy! 1147 00:46:16,508 --> 00:46:17,807 - [Ramsey] Okay, his energy. 1148 00:46:17,809 --> 00:46:19,575 What's his energy like? 1149 00:46:19,577 --> 00:46:20,977 - It's spastic, crazy! 1150 00:46:20,979 --> 00:46:22,678 - [Ramsey] Right, like a retard. 1151 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,413 Like a fucking retard, Johnny. 1152 00:46:24,415 --> 00:46:25,815 - Not a retard. - [Ramsey] Yeah. 1153 00:46:25,817 --> 00:46:27,617 That's what you are, you're... 1154 00:46:27,619 --> 00:46:29,285 That's what's funny about you. 1155 00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:30,753 - I'm not retarded. - [Ramsey] Yes, you are. 1156 00:46:30,755 --> 00:46:32,366 - I'm not. 1157 00:46:32,367 --> 00:46:33,978 - [Ramsey] Your parents love you, you know why? 1158 00:46:33,979 --> 00:46:35,590 They didn't let you know you were dumb young. 1159 00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:39,595 - Ramsey Moore! 1160 00:46:39,597 --> 00:46:41,597 You're my only friend I have in the fucking world! 1161 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:43,633 You know what it's like to grow up 1162 00:46:43,635 --> 00:46:45,635 and have no friends? 1163 00:46:45,637 --> 00:46:47,670 And everybody to hate you? 1164 00:46:47,672 --> 00:46:48,871 And spite you and you can't go over 1165 00:46:48,873 --> 00:46:51,541 to any of your friends' house? 1166 00:46:51,543 --> 00:46:54,744 Your mom won't even fucking talk to you? 1167 00:46:54,746 --> 00:46:55,978 - [Ramsey] Johnny... 1168 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:57,213 - You're, you said you were my friend. 1169 00:46:57,214 --> 00:46:58,447 - [Ramsey] Johnny, you know what? 1170 00:46:58,449 --> 00:47:01,984 You just found something that is funny about you. 1171 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:03,052 - You said you were my friend. 1172 00:47:03,054 --> 00:47:04,520 - [Ramsey] You found... 1173 00:47:04,522 --> 00:47:06,289 Quit fucking, if you cry I swear to God, 1174 00:47:06,291 --> 00:47:08,958 I will knock your head through the roof. 1175 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,460 You just found out what is funny about you. 1176 00:47:11,462 --> 00:47:13,462 You have lived your entire life 1177 00:47:13,464 --> 00:47:15,464 without a single fucking friend 1178 00:47:15,466 --> 00:47:16,933 and now you're just learning 1179 00:47:16,935 --> 00:47:18,968 because you think I'm your friend. 1180 00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:20,736 - You said you were my friend! 1181 00:47:20,738 --> 00:47:23,406 - [Ramsey] I don't give a fuck about you! 1182 00:47:23,408 --> 00:47:24,941 (sobbing) 1183 00:47:24,943 --> 00:47:26,309 If you're gonna cry... 1184 00:47:26,311 --> 00:47:27,043 Okay, pull over. 1185 00:47:28,613 --> 00:47:30,413 Pull over, I can't take the crying. 1186 00:47:31,583 --> 00:47:33,049 Pull this car the fuck over. 1187 00:47:33,051 --> 00:47:34,450 - I'm not, I'm trying-- 1188 00:47:34,452 --> 00:47:35,451 - [Ramsey] You dumb fucking monkey, 1189 00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:36,586 pull this car over. 1190 00:47:36,588 --> 00:47:37,820 - I'm trying to find a sp-- 1191 00:47:37,822 --> 00:47:39,455 - [Ramsey] Get this car off the road! 1192 00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:41,991 (intense music) 1193 00:47:43,595 --> 00:47:44,327 - Ramsey... 1194 00:47:45,496 --> 00:47:47,463 There's no Starbucks out here. 1195 00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:49,031 - [Ramsey] Oh, God damn it. 1196 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:50,800 - What? 1197 00:47:50,802 --> 00:47:52,802 - [Ramsey] If you don't quit fucking crying, 1198 00:47:52,804 --> 00:47:55,037 I swear to God, I'm gonna... 1199 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:57,006 I'm gonna rip your eyes out of your fucking head. 1200 00:47:57,008 --> 00:47:57,940 - You said you were my friend. 1201 00:47:57,942 --> 00:47:59,342 - [Ramsey] You fucking pussy. 1202 00:48:00,011 --> 00:48:02,044 You fucking, this is why you have no friends! 1203 00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,479 Johnny. 1204 00:48:03,481 --> 00:48:04,680 Fucking even... 1205 00:48:04,682 --> 00:48:06,415 Did you cry all through high school? 1206 00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:08,017 Little Johnny cry eye? 1207 00:48:09,654 --> 00:48:10,786 Sob like a fucking bitch. 1208 00:48:10,788 --> 00:48:12,788 - You don't know what it's like. 1209 00:48:12,790 --> 00:48:15,024 - [Ramsey] What do you see? - I don't see anything! 1210 00:48:15,026 --> 00:48:15,992 - [Ramsey] Fuck you! 1211 00:48:15,994 --> 00:48:17,927 (screaming) 1212 00:48:17,929 --> 00:48:21,497 - [Johnny] My God, Ramsey, what are you doing? 1213 00:48:21,499 --> 00:48:22,398 Oh my God! 1214 00:48:23,368 --> 00:48:25,101 What are you doing? 1215 00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:25,935 I can't... 1216 00:48:25,937 --> 00:48:27,003 My eyes! 1217 00:48:27,005 --> 00:48:28,638 My fucking eyes! 1218 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:29,705 I can't see. 1219 00:48:30,808 --> 00:48:31,941 I can't... 1220 00:48:31,943 --> 00:48:33,075 (clattering) 1221 00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:35,044 (yelling) 1222 00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:36,545 Oh God, Ramsey! 1223 00:48:37,382 --> 00:48:38,614 (groaning) 1224 00:48:38,616 --> 00:48:40,616 You're my only friend. 1225 00:48:40,618 --> 00:48:42,652 You're my only friend. 1226 00:48:42,654 --> 00:48:44,754 You're my only friend. 1227 00:48:44,756 --> 00:48:46,522 You're my only friend. 1228 00:48:46,524 --> 00:48:50,092 - [Ramsey] Fuck you! (Johnny screams) 1229 00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:53,596 (intense music) 1230 00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:54,430 - [Johnny] You're my only... 1231 00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:55,865 (screams) 1232 00:48:55,867 --> 00:48:58,434 Ramsey, you're my only friend. 1233 00:48:59,103 --> 00:49:01,470 (sobbing) 1234 00:49:03,141 --> 00:49:05,408 (grunts) 1235 00:49:05,410 --> 00:49:06,709 - Fuck! 1236 00:49:06,711 --> 00:49:09,445 (intense music) 1237 00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:17,920 (coughing) 1238 00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:28,497 Fuck you! 1239 00:49:34,439 --> 00:49:35,104 (sighs) 1240 00:49:35,106 --> 00:49:36,572 - Please... 1241 00:49:36,574 --> 00:49:37,807 Please give it up for Randal Reeder. 1242 00:49:37,809 --> 00:49:39,909 Come on, everybody, it's the big man. 1243 00:49:39,911 --> 00:49:40,810 It's Big Bob. 1244 00:49:40,812 --> 00:49:42,178 - I mean, I've um... 1245 00:49:42,180 --> 00:49:44,180 You know, worked with Oliver Stone 1246 00:49:44,182 --> 00:49:47,817 and, you know, just amazing actors, 1247 00:49:47,819 --> 00:49:49,485 Edward Norton and all this and, um, 1248 00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:51,687 I'm forever remembered as Big Bob, 1249 00:49:51,689 --> 00:49:54,090 the cock meat sandwich guy. 1250 00:49:54,092 --> 00:49:55,658 I guess it's kinda like you... 1251 00:49:56,761 --> 00:49:57,994 You know, you build a thousand bridges 1252 00:49:57,996 --> 00:50:00,496 in your lifetime, you suck one cock... 1253 00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,064 (laughing) 1254 00:50:02,066 --> 00:50:02,898 - [Brandon] So what happened, dude? 1255 00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:05,201 - Oh, Johnny Blaze went back to LA. 1256 00:50:05,203 --> 00:50:06,102 - [Brandon] What? 1257 00:50:07,605 --> 00:50:09,171 Where are the fucking girls, dude? 1258 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:11,307 Whatever, man. 1259 00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:13,676 Whatever, so what are they still over at Starbucks? 1260 00:50:13,678 --> 00:50:14,977 - No, they're not. 1261 00:50:14,979 --> 00:50:15,945 - [Brandon] So they all went back to LA? 1262 00:50:15,947 --> 00:50:16,846 - Yeah. 1263 00:50:18,016 --> 00:50:20,049 - Ramsey Moore... 1264 00:50:20,051 --> 00:50:21,617 - Brandon Graham. 1265 00:50:21,619 --> 00:50:22,551 - Are you okay? 1266 00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:23,819 - Yeah, I'm a lot better now. 1267 00:50:23,821 --> 00:50:25,187 - You ready to rock? - I'm ready to rock. 1268 00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:26,689 How are you, gorgeous? 1269 00:50:26,691 --> 00:50:28,691 - I'm well, laughing. 1270 00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:29,859 - Good. 1271 00:50:29,861 --> 00:50:30,960 Thanks for sitting with my dad. 1272 00:50:30,962 --> 00:50:32,528 I yelled at him earlier. 1273 00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:34,263 - It's all good, he's laughing. 1274 00:50:34,265 --> 00:50:35,164 - Yeah, good. 1275 00:50:36,768 --> 00:50:38,034 We'll see if he-- - Ready to rock? 1276 00:50:38,036 --> 00:50:40,236 - I'm ready to rock, see if he keeps laughing. 1277 00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:41,170 - Kick ass. 1278 00:50:42,073 --> 00:50:43,773 - Uh, let me tell you something. 1279 00:50:43,775 --> 00:50:47,143 I'm a pro, I don't care what the fuck you've seen before me. 1280 00:50:47,145 --> 00:50:48,811 I'm the real deal. 1281 00:50:48,813 --> 00:50:50,513 I don't fuck around. 1282 00:50:50,515 --> 00:50:52,648 I'm a real fucking professional 1283 00:50:52,650 --> 00:50:54,550 and I'm funny as shit. 1284 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:56,252 And I'm not afraid of nobody in Barstow, 1285 00:50:56,254 --> 00:50:59,221 I know you got some bad motherfuckers out here. 1286 00:50:59,223 --> 00:51:00,723 But my name's Brian Swineheart 1287 00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:03,225 and my friends call me B-Swine. 1288 00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:05,828 B-Swine, the other white meat. 1289 00:51:05,830 --> 00:51:08,564 Cause I had an audition for a tampon commercial. 1290 00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:11,634 At first I thought, well that sounds kinda weird, 1291 00:51:11,636 --> 00:51:13,169 but then I realized something... 1292 00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:16,038 Who knows more about bloody pussy than me? 1293 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,107 My whole life been cockblocked by bloody pussy 1294 00:51:18,109 --> 00:51:19,642 and it's become a problem. 1295 00:51:19,644 --> 00:51:21,911 You know, when I was a kid I was afraid. 1296 00:51:21,913 --> 00:51:23,279 Had a girl in my dad's pickup truck, 1297 00:51:23,281 --> 00:51:25,014 my dad let me take the truck out for the night. 1298 00:51:25,016 --> 00:51:26,715 Oh great, man, I'm gonna pick up this girl, 1299 00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:27,783 man, she's so cute. 1300 00:51:28,653 --> 00:51:30,186 I got bloody pussy. 1301 00:51:30,188 --> 00:51:32,254 Uh, you better get out of my dad's truck 1302 00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:34,924 cause he beat the shit out of me 1303 00:51:34,926 --> 00:51:36,692 when I let the candy bar melt. 1304 00:51:36,694 --> 00:51:38,928 - They say the sanctity of human life 1305 00:51:38,930 --> 00:51:41,263 is the most important thing itself. 1306 00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:43,099 (laughs) 1307 00:51:43,101 --> 00:51:44,867 Entire government. 1308 00:51:44,869 --> 00:51:46,969 Yes, in order to preserve life 1309 00:51:46,971 --> 00:51:48,204 or to keep it from harm. 1310 00:51:50,141 --> 00:51:54,677 But what happens when people start to kill each other? 1311 00:51:56,747 --> 00:51:58,848 (laughs) 1312 00:52:02,153 --> 00:52:03,752 Hey. 1313 00:52:03,754 --> 00:52:05,121 What's up, brother? 1314 00:52:05,123 --> 00:52:05,955 - How's it going? 1315 00:52:05,957 --> 00:52:07,289 - It's going good, dude. 1316 00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:09,058 You ever have a fucking... 1317 00:52:09,060 --> 00:52:10,626 Amazing day? 1318 00:52:11,262 --> 00:52:14,597 - Yeah, I have. (laughs) 1319 00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:15,264 - I'm just fucking with you, man. 1320 00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:16,632 How you doing? 1321 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:17,900 He having, if this motherfucker right here 1322 00:52:17,902 --> 00:52:19,101 hasn't even looked up from his plate 1323 00:52:19,103 --> 00:52:21,237 since I fucking grabbed the microphone. 1324 00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,739 This motherfucker is straight up chips and cheese 1325 00:52:23,741 --> 00:52:25,741 the whole fucking time, God damn. 1326 00:52:25,743 --> 00:52:27,009 What you get on your SATs? 1327 00:52:27,011 --> 00:52:28,144 Barbecue sauce? 1328 00:52:28,146 --> 00:52:30,312 (laughs) 1329 00:52:31,883 --> 00:52:35,217 I'm gonna come up with my own homeless dating service. 1330 00:52:35,219 --> 00:52:37,186 Fuck MySpace, No Place. 1331 00:52:37,188 --> 00:52:38,921 My name's Choo-Choo. 1332 00:52:40,358 --> 00:52:43,626 I like long romantic walks through alleyways, 1333 00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:47,329 crushing cans and arguing with buildings. 1334 00:52:49,233 --> 00:52:51,300 If this sounds like a good time to you, 1335 00:52:51,302 --> 00:52:54,170 go to the corner of 5th and Main and go ooh-ooh! 1336 00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:58,073 - Ramsey says he wants to talk to you, 1337 00:52:58,075 --> 00:52:59,375 he's being weird. 1338 00:52:59,377 --> 00:53:01,877 Just go over and humor him for a little bit. 1339 00:53:01,879 --> 00:53:02,711 Okay? 1340 00:53:02,713 --> 00:53:03,946 That cool? 1341 00:53:03,948 --> 00:53:06,015 Really? 1342 00:53:17,295 --> 00:53:19,295 - [T-Rex] Christmas time, it's Christmas time, 1343 00:53:19,297 --> 00:53:20,980 Can I get a dollar? 1344 00:53:20,981 --> 00:53:22,664 Fuck you, you're not homeless, you're hanging out outside. 1345 00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:24,800 (laughs) 1346 00:53:25,836 --> 00:53:29,071 - Here piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy. 1347 00:53:29,073 --> 00:53:31,340 (snorting) 1348 00:53:31,342 --> 00:53:34,944 Ramsey, found the perfect place to fuck. 1349 00:53:34,946 --> 00:53:38,414 ♪ Fie, fi, fiddly I, O ♪ 1350 00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:42,051 ♪ Fie, fi, fiddly I, O ♪ 1351 00:53:42,053 --> 00:53:42,885 ♪ I said ♪ 1352 00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:46,255 ♪ Fie, fi, fiddly I, O ♪ 1353 00:53:46,257 --> 00:53:51,327 ♪ Someone's getting boned in the kitchen with Dinah ♪ 1354 00:53:53,297 --> 00:53:56,465 And you are the lucky little piggy. 1355 00:53:58,269 --> 00:54:00,369 Hmm, interesting. 1356 00:54:00,371 --> 00:54:03,172 How'd you get so lucky, Ramsey? 1357 00:54:05,876 --> 00:54:07,276 - Alright. 1358 00:54:07,278 --> 00:54:09,278 Ramsey-- (clanging) 1359 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,413 Ramsey doing a sex tape. 1360 00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:12,715 Take one. 1361 00:54:17,355 --> 00:54:20,422 - Oh yeah, Ramsey, you really turn me on. 1362 00:54:20,424 --> 00:54:21,457 Wanna fuck? 1363 00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:23,859 (laughs) 1364 00:54:23,861 --> 00:54:25,127 - That's not how you start a sex tape. 1365 00:54:25,129 --> 00:54:26,462 - Yes, it is. 1366 00:54:26,464 --> 00:54:27,429 Let's fuck. 1367 00:54:31,235 --> 00:54:32,835 - That's all you can hit? 1368 00:54:32,837 --> 00:54:34,470 - I'm not trying to hurt you. 1369 00:54:34,472 --> 00:54:36,939 - You doing this sort of sex tape with a slap, 1370 00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:38,474 slap the crap out of me. 1371 00:54:40,244 --> 00:54:41,744 That feels good. 1372 00:54:41,746 --> 00:54:42,778 Come on, harder than that. 1373 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:43,912 That's ridiculous. 1374 00:54:47,485 --> 00:54:48,450 Come on. 1375 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:50,452 Don't be a pussy. 1376 00:54:51,322 --> 00:54:52,788 Don't be a pussy. 1377 00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:54,456 (moaning) Don't. 1378 00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:55,357 Don't be a-- 1379 00:54:59,063 --> 00:55:00,029 - Oh! 1380 00:55:00,030 --> 00:55:00,996 - See that's how you start a sex tape. 1381 00:55:11,942 --> 00:55:13,208 (moans) 1382 00:55:13,210 --> 00:55:14,109 - Wait! 1383 00:55:17,782 --> 00:55:19,081 Oh my God, Ramsey! 1384 00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:21,216 Why are you going so aggressive? 1385 00:55:22,353 --> 00:55:23,819 (moans) 1386 00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:26,488 It's hot, but seriously back up, fool. 1387 00:55:26,490 --> 00:55:28,190 It's carb day. 1388 00:55:28,192 --> 00:55:30,292 It's carb day for Ramsey. 1389 00:55:30,294 --> 00:55:33,362 Isn't it carb day for you every fucking day? 1390 00:55:33,364 --> 00:55:36,398 You fucking sloppy fucking son of a stupid 1391 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,400 fucking cunt bitch? 1392 00:55:38,402 --> 00:55:40,336 How about some apricot jam? 1393 00:55:40,338 --> 00:55:41,437 Oh, you know what I found? 1394 00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:43,439 Butter, how about eating a fucking stick of butter, 1395 00:55:43,441 --> 00:55:44,907 you douchebag? 1396 00:55:44,909 --> 00:55:47,209 Why don't you go try to find your fucking cock? 1397 00:55:47,211 --> 00:55:48,844 I couldn't find it. 1398 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,079 Is it under the flap? 1399 00:55:51,048 --> 00:55:53,849 You're such a fucking dick. 1400 00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:55,084 Why do you... 1401 00:55:55,086 --> 00:55:57,986 You can't be fat and a dick, pick one. 1402 00:55:57,988 --> 00:56:01,390 You can be fat and nice or you can be a dick and hot, 1403 00:56:01,392 --> 00:56:03,392 but you can't be both, Ramsey! 1404 00:56:03,394 --> 00:56:04,393 Anything else? 1405 00:56:04,395 --> 00:56:06,462 Want some mayonnaise? 1406 00:56:06,464 --> 00:56:07,496 I need a fucking... 1407 00:56:07,498 --> 00:56:08,397 Just... 1408 00:56:10,101 --> 00:56:11,600 (sighs) 1409 00:56:11,602 --> 00:56:13,235 Where'd you go, Ramsey? 1410 00:56:13,237 --> 00:56:16,538 I'm gonna leave the camera in the refrigerator 1411 00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:18,240 for you to find, Ramsey, 1412 00:56:18,242 --> 00:56:23,245 because you're eventually gonna open the refrigerator. 1413 00:56:24,348 --> 00:56:25,881 Perfect place for you to find it. 1414 00:56:25,883 --> 00:56:28,484 Seriously, dude, you could've got laid tonight 1415 00:56:28,486 --> 00:56:30,586 but instead you had to be a... 1416 00:56:30,588 --> 00:56:35,357 Fat loser douchebag cunt and you're not gonna get fucked, 1417 00:56:35,359 --> 00:56:38,360 so why don't you learn a lesson-- 1418 00:56:38,362 --> 00:56:40,229 (screaming) 1419 00:56:40,231 --> 00:56:41,430 Ramsey, stop, no! 1420 00:56:41,432 --> 00:56:44,032 (grunting) 1421 00:56:44,034 --> 00:56:45,901 - [Ramsey] I hate you! 1422 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,637 (intense music) 1423 00:56:54,211 --> 00:56:56,512 (rustling) 1424 00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:06,121 (bottle clanging) 1425 00:57:14,465 --> 00:57:16,265 - My daughter's got dudes coming to the house 1426 00:57:16,267 --> 00:57:17,966 picking her up for fucking dates. 1427 00:57:19,069 --> 00:57:20,536 My 17 year old, my brother's like dude, 1428 00:57:20,538 --> 00:57:21,687 when they come over to the house, 1429 00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:22,837 get a shotgun and clean the shotgun 1430 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:23,505 in the living room when they come over. 1431 00:57:23,507 --> 00:57:25,307 Look at, really? 1432 00:57:25,309 --> 00:57:27,009 I let 'em know that I'm crazy off the top. 1433 00:57:27,011 --> 00:57:29,111 They come to my house, I come to the door 1434 00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:32,314 in a sombrero and lime green Crocs. 1435 00:57:32,316 --> 00:57:33,982 (laughs) 1436 00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:37,519 Asshole naked and jerk off real slow in the doorway. 1437 00:57:38,389 --> 00:57:40,022 With no expression on my face, 1438 00:57:40,023 --> 00:57:41,656 like I don't like it, I'm just doing it. 1439 00:57:41,659 --> 00:57:43,992 (laughs) 1440 00:57:50,701 --> 00:57:52,935 - What did I miss? 1441 00:57:52,937 --> 00:57:55,204 How did I not see certain things coming? 1442 00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:57,673 Where... 1443 00:57:57,675 --> 00:58:01,677 Was I when things went wrong during the event? 1444 00:58:01,679 --> 00:58:04,680 (dramatic music) 1445 00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:35,043 - This guy starring in the film, 1446 00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:38,313 the Lenny Bruce film that we're doing. 1447 00:58:38,315 --> 00:58:39,581 Come on, give it up. 1448 00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:41,216 (cheering) 1449 00:58:41,218 --> 00:58:44,386 Also in the Real Potheads of North Hollywood, 1450 00:58:44,388 --> 00:58:45,621 our friend, 1451 00:58:45,623 --> 00:58:47,256 our funny man and you guys start clapping now, 1452 00:58:47,258 --> 00:58:48,724 it's Ramsey Moore! 1453 00:58:48,726 --> 00:58:52,494 (cheering and applause) Ramsey Moore. 1454 00:58:55,666 --> 00:58:57,116 Ramsey Moore! 1455 00:58:57,117 --> 00:58:58,567 Come on, keep it up, Ramsey, this is yours. 1456 00:58:58,569 --> 00:59:00,402 - You guys are all probably wondering 1457 00:59:00,404 --> 00:59:01,637 what I think about you. 1458 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,639 I think if everybody in this room 1459 00:59:03,641 --> 00:59:05,574 got killed in an earthquake, 1460 00:59:05,576 --> 00:59:08,677 the world would be a better fucking place. 1461 00:59:08,679 --> 00:59:11,179 I think if a bunch of rowdy Al Qaeda 1462 00:59:11,181 --> 00:59:13,649 came in here and blew this room up, 1463 00:59:13,651 --> 00:59:15,350 man, woman and child, the world 1464 00:59:15,352 --> 00:59:16,585 would be a better fucking place. 1465 00:59:16,587 --> 00:59:18,153 - The fuck? 1466 00:59:18,155 --> 00:59:19,721 - A little kid, two years old 1467 00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:21,657 will fall down and bang his head, 1468 00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:24,693 but he won't cry until everybody looks at him. 1469 00:59:24,695 --> 00:59:25,794 You know why? 1470 00:59:25,796 --> 00:59:27,095 Because of the shame. 1471 00:59:28,399 --> 00:59:30,799 It's the same thing with girls that get raped. 1472 00:59:32,703 --> 00:59:35,070 Girls get raped all the time, 1473 00:59:35,072 --> 00:59:36,772 it's called rough sex. 1474 00:59:36,774 --> 00:59:38,740 It's called being choked out. 1475 00:59:38,742 --> 00:59:40,742 It's called being drunk and coked up, 1476 00:59:40,744 --> 00:59:42,611 but when they go home to daddy 1477 00:59:42,613 --> 00:59:45,614 he calls them raped, damaged. 1478 00:59:45,616 --> 00:59:47,416 They can never recover from that. 1479 00:59:48,719 --> 00:59:50,719 But you guys can't handle that kind of truth. 1480 00:59:50,721 --> 00:59:52,654 Cause of most of the guys in here 1481 00:59:52,656 --> 00:59:54,389 that probably raped somebody. 1482 00:59:55,693 --> 00:59:56,625 Let me tell you about the day I knew 1483 00:59:56,627 --> 00:59:58,226 I had to be a comic... 1484 00:59:59,730 --> 01:00:02,531 My mother was dying of cancer, 1485 01:00:03,667 --> 01:00:05,167 she was in a hospital... 1486 01:00:05,169 --> 01:00:07,336 And she was on life support 1487 01:00:08,772 --> 01:00:10,772 and all my family left, I was the only one 1488 01:00:10,774 --> 01:00:12,741 in the fucking room. 1489 01:00:12,743 --> 01:00:14,543 When the doctor brought me a clipboard 1490 01:00:14,545 --> 01:00:15,844 and said sign this. 1491 01:00:17,147 --> 01:00:18,680 And I said, why do I have to sign this? 1492 01:00:18,682 --> 01:00:21,683 He goes, cause we have to unplug the machine 1493 01:00:21,685 --> 01:00:23,752 and nobody else in your family will sign it. 1494 01:00:25,489 --> 01:00:27,623 So that's the day I knew I had to tell jokes 1495 01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:30,626 and laugh because life is not filled with laughter. 1496 01:00:31,762 --> 01:00:34,529 Life is filled with sadness and pain and suffering. 1497 01:00:34,531 --> 01:00:36,698 (scattered jeering) 1498 01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:39,735 Shout me down, the fat man telling the truth 1499 01:00:39,737 --> 01:00:41,737 but laugh at the monkeys dancing. 1500 01:00:41,739 --> 01:00:43,372 Laugh at the pretty ones that tell you 1501 01:00:43,374 --> 01:00:44,640 what you wanna hear. 1502 01:00:44,642 --> 01:00:46,875 I will tell you what you don't wanna hear. 1503 01:00:46,877 --> 01:00:48,510 The truth. 1504 01:00:48,512 --> 01:00:50,812 This is all going to hell in a hand basket 1505 01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:52,781 and one day we'll all be dust 1506 01:00:52,783 --> 01:00:54,683 and you'll have to say to yourself, 1507 01:00:54,685 --> 01:00:56,251 what was I remembered for? 1508 01:01:00,424 --> 01:01:01,690 This work is great. 1509 01:01:01,692 --> 01:01:02,891 That's right, I'm fat. 1510 01:01:02,893 --> 01:01:05,127 That's the one thing you can say. 1511 01:01:06,397 --> 01:01:07,529 That's the one thing you can say. 1512 01:01:07,531 --> 01:01:08,764 You know what? 1513 01:01:08,766 --> 01:01:11,433 Cause you're a dumb motherfucker, sir. 1514 01:01:11,435 --> 01:01:13,635 A dumb motherfucker. 1515 01:01:14,772 --> 01:01:15,704 And you know what? 1516 01:01:15,706 --> 01:01:17,205 Fuck this place. 1517 01:01:17,207 --> 01:01:18,840 (mic clattering) 1518 01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:21,143 (crowd jeering) 1519 01:01:21,145 --> 01:01:23,145 - Is Ramsey done already off stage? 1520 01:01:27,317 --> 01:01:29,418 - Fucking nice to say? - I know. 1521 01:01:29,420 --> 01:01:31,319 - Who gives a fuck, take your shirt off 1522 01:01:31,321 --> 01:01:34,423 and I'll come up there and play with your shit. 1523 01:01:34,425 --> 01:01:35,757 Fuck that dumb nigger. 1524 01:01:35,759 --> 01:01:37,759 Come on, Ramsey. 1525 01:01:37,761 --> 01:01:41,196 You're a funny, handsome kind person. 1526 01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:43,231 Fuck what that guy has to say. 1527 01:01:43,233 --> 01:01:44,800 Don't let that shit get to you. 1528 01:01:44,802 --> 01:01:45,834 - Alright, man. 1529 01:01:45,836 --> 01:01:47,602 Dude, dude, let's go. 1530 01:01:47,604 --> 01:01:50,472 Let's go, man, before shit gets even worse. 1531 01:01:50,474 --> 01:01:53,275 (mumbling off camera) 1532 01:01:53,277 --> 01:01:55,310 I didn't know what just happened there, man, 1533 01:01:55,312 --> 01:01:56,945 if it made you feel better... 1534 01:01:58,248 --> 01:01:59,514 It made you feel better. 1535 01:01:59,516 --> 01:02:01,483 The car's right there, dude. 1536 01:02:01,485 --> 01:02:02,417 Car's right there. 1537 01:02:02,419 --> 01:02:03,885 Get the fuck outta here 1538 01:02:03,887 --> 01:02:06,455 before someone puts a fucking bullet in your head, dude. 1539 01:02:12,262 --> 01:02:14,629 - The office is open from eight AM to six PM. 1540 01:02:14,631 --> 01:02:15,831 - [Ramsey] Yeah, I know, but it has a buzzer. 1541 01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:17,866 You know like every hotel... 1542 01:02:17,868 --> 01:02:18,800 Is supposed to have a buzzer. 1543 01:02:18,802 --> 01:02:20,235 - Please use the night window. 1544 01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:21,636 - [Ramsey] I did, push the buzzer. 1545 01:02:21,638 --> 01:02:22,904 (laughs) 1546 01:02:22,906 --> 01:02:24,372 Do you think I'm not doing it correctly? 1547 01:02:24,374 --> 01:02:26,408 - No, I think you are it's just really funny 1548 01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:27,342 that this is like... 1549 01:02:27,344 --> 01:02:28,276 Can we get a picture of this? 1550 01:02:28,278 --> 01:02:29,578 Could we... (laughs) 1551 01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:31,313 - [Ramsey] Here we are. - Hello! 1552 01:02:32,349 --> 01:02:34,316 Hello, hello. (laughs) 1553 01:02:34,318 --> 01:02:36,651 I was like sitting, I was looking directly 1554 01:02:36,653 --> 01:02:39,888 at like a black woman and I saw her face... 1555 01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:42,624 When you said the n-word and then, like, 1556 01:02:42,626 --> 01:02:44,726 she got uncomfortable and then I was looking at her 1557 01:02:44,728 --> 01:02:46,228 and I got uncomfortable cause I was looking at her 1558 01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:48,630 and it was like, we're both uncomfortable. 1559 01:02:48,632 --> 01:02:49,965 ♪ So refined ♪ 1560 01:02:49,967 --> 01:02:52,801 - [Ramsey] Christina's doing a song for us. 1561 01:02:52,803 --> 01:02:53,902 - [Brandon] Okay, that's great. 1562 01:02:53,904 --> 01:02:55,537 But get your guys... 1563 01:02:55,539 --> 01:02:59,541 You guys can go back to Shooters. 1564 01:02:59,543 --> 01:03:00,942 Get your ass back to Shooters. 1565 01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:04,246 Right past Shooters is a motel. 1566 01:03:04,248 --> 01:03:07,482 This is the last movie I'm ever gonna direct. 1567 01:03:07,484 --> 01:03:09,251 This is the end... 1568 01:03:10,254 --> 01:03:12,287 Of Brandon Graham's career. 1569 01:03:13,891 --> 01:03:14,990 - [Man] Chavez! 1570 01:03:15,893 --> 01:03:17,025 Cesar Chavez. 1571 01:03:18,695 --> 01:03:21,830 - Yeah, no, because my dad just called me from the hotel. 1572 01:03:25,335 --> 01:03:26,701 Yes, security in the room. 1573 01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:28,870 Oh, you are? 1574 01:03:29,973 --> 01:03:31,273 Thank you. 1575 01:03:31,842 --> 01:03:35,944 - What a disaster. (laughs) 1576 01:03:35,946 --> 01:03:38,013 At least I took my shirt off, though. 1577 01:03:38,015 --> 01:03:39,481 That was kinda cool. 1578 01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:40,948 - Oh yeah, that was the highlight of the night. 1579 01:03:40,951 --> 01:03:43,285 (laughs) 1580 01:03:44,688 --> 01:03:46,988 - I don't think I should do any more talking. 1581 01:03:47,925 --> 01:03:50,525 - Shelley, do you wanna come to my room with me? 1582 01:03:51,461 --> 01:03:53,295 - Yeah, definitely. 1583 01:03:53,297 --> 01:03:54,796 Um... 1584 01:03:54,798 --> 01:03:55,864 Sure. 1585 01:03:57,634 --> 01:03:58,934 What do you got? 1586 01:03:58,936 --> 01:04:00,035 - [Ramsey] I got a fun time for you. 1587 01:04:00,037 --> 01:04:01,603 - [Shelley] You do? 1588 01:04:03,407 --> 01:04:06,975 (indistinct conversation) 1589 01:04:08,679 --> 01:04:09,911 (door clicks shut) 1590 01:04:09,913 --> 01:04:13,982 Come on, Daddy, don't you wanna play tonight? 1591 01:04:13,984 --> 01:04:14,883 Huh? 1592 01:04:16,954 --> 01:04:20,989 ♪ My heart belongs to Daddy ♪ 1593 01:04:20,991 --> 01:04:23,024 (humming) 1594 01:04:25,729 --> 01:04:30,031 ♪ So I want to warn you, laddie ♪ 1595 01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:34,603 ♪ That you know that I'm perfectly swell ♪ 1596 01:04:34,605 --> 01:04:36,037 ♪ That ♪ 1597 01:04:36,039 --> 01:04:38,106 - [Ramsey] Pull it apart for me. 1598 01:04:38,108 --> 01:04:40,108 - Here? - [Ramsey] Yeah. 1599 01:04:40,110 --> 01:04:42,010 ♪ So well ♪ 1600 01:04:42,012 --> 01:04:44,079 - [Ramsey] Oh yeah. 1601 01:04:44,081 --> 01:04:45,881 Spank yourself a little. 1602 01:04:45,883 --> 01:04:46,948 Oh yeah. 1603 01:04:46,950 --> 01:04:49,651 ♪ My heart belongs to Daddy ♪ 1604 01:04:49,653 --> 01:04:51,519 - Come on, come on, Daddy. 1605 01:04:51,521 --> 01:04:53,955 Oh, I want my Daddy to fuck me. 1606 01:04:53,957 --> 01:04:55,490 Oh God, you got the biggest... 1607 01:04:55,492 --> 01:04:57,993 Fuck me, God, ride me, oh! 1608 01:04:57,995 --> 01:04:58,927 Yeah! 1609 01:04:58,929 --> 01:05:00,028 Oh, God. 1610 01:05:00,898 --> 01:05:02,397 Yeah, fuck me. 1611 01:05:02,399 --> 01:05:04,933 - Accept it, take it. - Daddy, yeah. 1612 01:05:04,935 --> 01:05:05,767 Ah yeah! 1613 01:05:05,769 --> 01:05:07,068 Oh yeah. 1614 01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:09,704 Yes, Daddy, oh, oh God. 1615 01:05:09,706 --> 01:05:10,572 Yeah. 1616 01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:11,706 Oh! 1617 01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:12,841 Oh yeah! 1618 01:05:12,843 --> 01:05:15,143 (groaning) 1619 01:05:16,647 --> 01:05:21,549 Daddy... (groans) 1620 01:05:21,551 --> 01:05:23,118 - Bet you didn't see that coming, huh? 1621 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:24,019 - Mm mm. 1622 01:05:24,021 --> 01:05:25,720 (laughs) 1623 01:05:25,722 --> 01:05:28,123 Yeah, that was pretty hot baby. 1624 01:05:28,125 --> 01:05:29,024 Oh yeah. 1625 01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:32,060 That was... 1626 01:05:32,062 --> 01:05:35,997 Hey, that was the best I've had in a long time, Daddy. 1627 01:05:35,999 --> 01:05:36,898 Yeah. 1628 01:05:40,037 --> 01:05:41,636 Yup, you know... 1629 01:05:42,973 --> 01:05:45,540 Keep that up, I'm coming back for more. 1630 01:05:46,910 --> 01:05:49,010 - They always come back for more if you fuck 'em good. 1631 01:05:49,012 --> 01:05:50,478 - Yeah? 1632 01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:51,913 You know what I like about it, though, 1633 01:05:51,915 --> 01:05:55,116 is like you just, you put everything, 1634 01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:56,952 you put your all into it. 1635 01:05:56,954 --> 01:05:59,404 I'm just like... 1636 01:05:59,405 --> 01:06:01,855 I can't get loose, there I am, you're just pounding me. 1637 01:06:04,661 --> 01:06:05,694 Oh. 1638 01:06:05,695 --> 01:06:06,728 I didn't know it was gonna be this fun. 1639 01:06:06,730 --> 01:06:07,796 I thought... 1640 01:06:09,499 --> 01:06:12,534 I had no idea it was gonna be this fun. 1641 01:06:12,536 --> 01:06:13,768 Uh uh. 1642 01:06:13,770 --> 01:06:14,936 - Shelley, that's the thing about me. 1643 01:06:14,938 --> 01:06:16,838 No one ever sees me coming. 1644 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:17,872 - Nope. 1645 01:06:17,874 --> 01:06:20,008 I didn't see you coming, but... 1646 01:06:20,010 --> 01:06:21,109 You know what? 1647 01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:25,013 I don't know, maybe next time I'm gonna bring some like 1648 01:06:25,015 --> 01:06:28,083 kinky toys and so that, you know, 1649 01:06:28,085 --> 01:06:30,051 while you're like doing it from the back 1650 01:06:30,053 --> 01:06:31,619 you could be whipping me, too. 1651 01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:33,855 And then I could, like, you know... 1652 01:06:33,857 --> 01:06:38,927 Turn around and grab you by the cock and make you just... 1653 01:06:39,596 --> 01:06:41,830 Slam it, you know, so... 1654 01:06:42,699 --> 01:06:44,899 Something cool like that, huh? 1655 01:06:44,901 --> 01:06:46,568 - So you're talking bondage? 1656 01:06:46,570 --> 01:06:47,569 - Yeah. 1657 01:06:47,571 --> 01:06:49,037 I like bondage. 1658 01:06:49,039 --> 01:06:51,940 - I do, too. - You know. 1659 01:06:51,941 --> 01:06:54,842 And I'm gonna like, do something that you've never 1660 01:06:54,845 --> 01:06:57,545 expected before, I'm gonna... 1661 01:06:57,547 --> 01:06:59,047 Okay, you got it, right? 1662 01:06:59,049 --> 01:07:01,182 I'm gonna be like both knees over you 1663 01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:02,784 and I'm gonna put my crotch over your mouth, 1664 01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:04,919 sit right on your face. 1665 01:07:06,089 --> 01:07:07,489 You know what I'm saying? 1666 01:07:07,491 --> 01:07:10,592 And just squirt all in your mouth. 1667 01:07:10,594 --> 01:07:12,127 You're gonna be like uh uh. 1668 01:07:12,129 --> 01:07:13,228 Oh my God. 1669 01:07:14,097 --> 01:07:15,663 I mean... 1670 01:07:15,665 --> 01:07:17,632 - That's hot. - Is that hot? 1671 01:07:17,634 --> 01:07:20,902 You're gonna be like, oh yeah baby, 1672 01:07:20,904 --> 01:07:25,073 I wanna taste you every day cause you taste like honey. 1673 01:07:25,075 --> 01:07:26,808 Come to me. 1674 01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:27,742 - You know what they call me 1675 01:07:27,744 --> 01:07:29,077 in the bondage world, don't you? 1676 01:07:29,079 --> 01:07:30,111 - What? 1677 01:07:30,113 --> 01:07:31,046 - Flesh blanket. 1678 01:07:31,048 --> 01:07:32,580 - Flesh blanket? 1679 01:07:32,582 --> 01:07:34,215 Ooh, I like that, baby. 1680 01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:37,519 - You get these little 90 pound Mexican girls 1681 01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:39,254 and all they want me to do is just... 1682 01:07:39,256 --> 01:07:40,789 Lay on top of them and smother them. 1683 01:07:40,791 --> 01:07:42,057 - Is that right? 1684 01:07:42,059 --> 01:07:43,091 That's your fetish? 1685 01:07:43,093 --> 01:07:45,560 - It's their fetish. - Ooh. 1686 01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:48,129 I like that, flesh blanket. 1687 01:07:48,131 --> 01:07:53,201 Yeah, baby, give me a little taste of that flesh blanket. 1688 01:07:53,603 --> 01:07:54,302 Mmm. 1689 01:07:54,304 --> 01:07:56,638 Sounds kinda sensual. 1690 01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:57,872 Flesh blanket. 1691 01:07:59,709 --> 01:08:01,042 Ooh, yeah, baby. 1692 01:08:02,179 --> 01:08:03,545 Ooh, again? 1693 01:08:04,548 --> 01:08:07,015 Oh, do you know how I like... 1694 01:08:07,884 --> 01:08:09,284 Come on, Daddy. 1695 01:08:10,187 --> 01:08:11,286 We're not done yet. 1696 01:08:12,889 --> 01:08:13,855 Huh? 1697 01:08:13,857 --> 01:08:14,689 (screaming) 1698 01:08:14,691 --> 01:08:16,257 - Shut up! 1699 01:08:16,259 --> 01:08:17,158 Shut up! 1700 01:08:18,528 --> 01:08:19,260 Shut up! 1701 01:08:22,632 --> 01:08:25,600 - It'd be really great to be with someone who 1702 01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:28,636 is trustworthy and generous and has a big heart and... 1703 01:08:28,638 --> 01:08:30,238 - You know, Christina, this is what 1704 01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:33,074 Ramsey has been wanting here all day. 1705 01:08:33,076 --> 01:08:34,909 - All I know is that God hates me. 1706 01:08:34,911 --> 01:08:35,877 I'm just saying. 1707 01:08:35,879 --> 01:08:37,712 - Shut up! (screaming) 1708 01:08:37,714 --> 01:08:38,613 Shut up! 1709 01:08:40,083 --> 01:08:40,982 Shut up! 1710 01:08:42,319 --> 01:08:44,719 (screaming) 1711 01:09:01,004 --> 01:09:03,972 (knocking on door) 1712 01:09:10,881 --> 01:09:12,180 - Uh... 1713 01:09:12,182 --> 01:09:15,049 It'd be cool if you come over to the room, man. 1714 01:09:15,051 --> 01:09:17,118 We'd like to talk to you. 1715 01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:18,019 - Um... 1716 01:09:21,358 --> 01:09:22,924 Okay. - Okay? 1717 01:09:22,926 --> 01:09:24,392 - Okay. 1718 01:09:24,394 --> 01:09:26,628 (door clicks shut) 1719 01:09:26,630 --> 01:09:27,362 - Alright. 1720 01:09:40,911 --> 01:09:43,178 - I thought you were gonna go have a good time. 1721 01:09:43,180 --> 01:09:44,078 - Yeah. 1722 01:09:45,315 --> 01:09:47,148 - [Christina] Just... 1723 01:09:48,852 --> 01:09:49,851 Ramsey. 1724 01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:51,052 Ramsey. 1725 01:09:53,256 --> 01:09:54,789 - Yeah? 1726 01:09:54,790 --> 01:09:56,323 - If Christina and Ramsey would've had 1727 01:09:56,326 --> 01:10:00,962 a human conversation prior to this event, 1728 01:10:00,964 --> 01:10:02,430 maybe things wouldn't have happened 1729 01:10:02,432 --> 01:10:03,898 the way that they did. 1730 01:10:07,837 --> 01:10:09,971 (laughs) 1731 01:10:09,973 --> 01:10:10,705 - Oh. 1732 01:10:12,275 --> 01:10:13,841 Been waiting all day for that. 1733 01:10:20,016 --> 01:10:22,717 Turns out Christina is actually way into me. 1734 01:10:22,719 --> 01:10:25,053 She's getting her stuff to spend the night 1735 01:10:25,055 --> 01:10:27,388 in Lee's double wide trailer with me. 1736 01:10:27,390 --> 01:10:28,690 Can you imagine? 1737 01:10:29,593 --> 01:10:31,426 This could've been the best day of my life. 1738 01:10:34,331 --> 01:10:35,230 - Hey, Ramsey. 1739 01:10:37,968 --> 01:10:38,833 - Gotta go. 1740 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:45,740 - Good morning, sir. - Good morning, dude. 1741 01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:47,809 - I think I got some pretty good footage last night. 1742 01:10:47,811 --> 01:10:50,245 - You got some good shit? - Yeah, how'd you sleep? 1743 01:10:50,247 --> 01:10:51,312 - Fucking horribly. 1744 01:10:51,314 --> 01:10:52,914 We gotta go, what time is it, man? 1745 01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:55,350 It's like... - Yeah, it's getting late. 1746 01:10:55,352 --> 01:10:57,986 - Alright, uh dude, just wrap up your gear 1747 01:10:57,988 --> 01:11:00,054 and take a shower and stuff. 1748 01:11:00,056 --> 01:11:01,256 I gotta get back to LA. 1749 01:11:01,258 --> 01:11:02,423 I'm gonna get the car and stuff. 1750 01:11:02,425 --> 01:11:03,725 - Okay. 1751 01:11:13,003 --> 01:11:15,370 (eerie music) 1752 01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:24,012 (music intensifies) 1753 01:11:29,286 --> 01:11:30,385 (knocking on door) 1754 01:11:30,387 --> 01:11:31,286 - Ramsey. 1755 01:11:34,924 --> 01:11:35,723 - What's up? 1756 01:11:35,725 --> 01:11:36,391 - Yeah, what's up? 1757 01:11:36,393 --> 01:11:37,792 Where's Ramsey? 1758 01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:41,763 - Your trailer. 1759 01:11:41,765 --> 01:11:44,065 Uh, can you get us over there, man? 1760 01:11:44,067 --> 01:11:46,134 We need the car, we gotta wrap. 1761 01:11:48,938 --> 01:11:51,439 - Alright, I'll meet you in the parking lot. 1762 01:11:51,441 --> 01:11:52,507 - Alright. 1763 01:11:57,213 --> 01:12:00,148 (knocking on door) 1764 01:12:16,499 --> 01:12:17,532 - And... 1765 01:12:17,534 --> 01:12:18,433 And what time is it? 1766 01:12:18,435 --> 01:12:19,534 (laughs) 1767 01:12:19,536 --> 01:12:21,369 - Six AM. - Is it really? 1768 01:12:21,371 --> 01:12:22,370 - I don't know. 1769 01:12:22,372 --> 01:12:23,905 I'm not tired, I don't have much. 1770 01:12:23,907 --> 01:12:25,306 (laughs) 1771 01:12:25,308 --> 01:12:27,208 - Wow. (laughs) 1772 01:12:29,245 --> 01:12:30,812 Maybe we should go to bed. 1773 01:12:32,382 --> 01:12:33,481 - Could you do something? 1774 01:12:36,453 --> 01:12:37,485 - Yes. 1775 01:12:37,487 --> 01:12:39,153 What? 1776 01:12:39,155 --> 01:12:42,290 - Would you, uh, dance with me? 1777 01:12:43,193 --> 01:12:45,993 - Sure. (laughs) 1778 01:12:45,995 --> 01:12:47,495 You wanna dance with me? 1779 01:12:47,497 --> 01:12:49,864 - Yeah, I always had this-- - What kind of dancing rules? 1780 01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,466 Salsa, merengue? 1781 01:12:51,468 --> 01:12:53,901 - I know you can dance me under the table but... 1782 01:12:54,904 --> 01:12:56,304 Ever since I've known you, 1783 01:12:56,306 --> 01:13:01,275 I've always wanted to just slow dance. 1784 01:13:02,078 --> 01:13:03,010 - Like we're in high school? 1785 01:13:03,012 --> 01:13:03,911 - Like we're in high school. 1786 01:13:03,913 --> 01:13:06,447 - Prom, baby. (laughs) 1787 01:13:07,317 --> 01:13:08,816 Alright, I'm ready. 1788 01:13:08,818 --> 01:13:09,550 Let's dance. 1789 01:13:10,453 --> 01:13:12,420 (chuckles) 1790 01:13:12,422 --> 01:13:13,488 (giggles) 1791 01:13:13,490 --> 01:13:14,989 I'm teasing. 1792 01:13:14,991 --> 01:13:17,525 - I... (giggles) 1793 01:13:17,527 --> 01:13:19,494 I... 1794 01:13:19,495 --> 01:13:21,462 - We're slow dancing. - We're slow dancing. 1795 01:13:21,464 --> 01:13:23,498 (giggles) 1796 01:13:26,236 --> 01:13:27,535 - Oh, so we're like hugging? 1797 01:13:27,537 --> 01:13:29,504 (laughs) 1798 01:13:35,478 --> 01:13:37,078 That's a little tight. 1799 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:39,614 (intense music) 1800 01:13:51,995 --> 01:13:53,327 (engine roaring) 1801 01:13:53,329 --> 01:13:56,297 (tires screeching) 1802 01:14:01,504 --> 01:14:02,403 Tight. 1803 01:14:06,543 --> 01:14:07,642 What's, what's going on? 1804 01:14:07,644 --> 01:14:08,543 Ramsey? 1805 01:14:12,515 --> 01:14:13,681 Ramsey? 1806 01:14:13,683 --> 01:14:16,451 (groans) 1807 01:14:16,453 --> 01:14:17,518 Ramsey, what are you doing? 1808 01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:18,486 Ramsey. 1809 01:14:18,488 --> 01:14:19,520 Ramsey! 1810 01:14:19,522 --> 01:14:20,521 What are you doing? 1811 01:14:20,523 --> 01:14:22,557 What the fuck are you doing? 1812 01:14:22,559 --> 01:14:24,992 (screams) 1813 01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:33,634 (Ramsey screaming and sobbing) 1814 01:14:55,258 --> 01:14:57,725 (clattering) 1815 01:14:58,528 --> 01:15:00,695 (screaming) 1816 01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:11,239 (sobbing) 1817 01:15:37,066 --> 01:15:38,299 - God damn it! 1818 01:15:39,402 --> 01:15:41,636 (sobbing) 1819 01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:02,089 (breathing heavily) 1820 01:16:06,195 --> 01:16:08,729 (ominous music) 1821 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:14,268 - I lost a lot of what was important to me 1822 01:16:16,706 --> 01:16:19,707 through the process of making my first feature film. 1823 01:16:20,610 --> 01:16:22,777 Would I change anything? 1824 01:16:22,779 --> 01:16:23,678 Um... 1825 01:16:25,448 --> 01:16:26,347 No. 1826 01:16:30,353 --> 01:16:31,385 I'm happy. 1827 01:16:31,387 --> 01:16:34,121 (intense music) 1828 01:16:47,303 --> 01:16:49,837 (ominous music) 1829 01:17:19,335 --> 01:17:21,102 - Do you know what I really think about you? 1830 01:17:21,104 --> 01:17:23,838 (intense music) 1831 01:18:13,756 --> 01:18:16,657 (muffled yelling) 1832 01:18:21,798 --> 01:18:24,732 (intense music) 1833 01:18:40,850 --> 01:18:43,517 - Ramsey, come on, we gotta go. 1834 01:18:43,519 --> 01:18:46,253 (intense music) 1835 01:18:48,391 --> 01:18:52,760 Ramsey! 1836 01:18:52,762 --> 01:18:53,861 Ramsey! 1837 01:18:54,764 --> 01:18:55,863 Ramsey! 1838 01:18:58,568 --> 01:19:00,701 - [Dave] What the fuck happened? 1839 01:19:00,703 --> 01:19:01,836 - Oh my God, Christina. 1840 01:19:01,838 --> 01:19:03,771 Call fucking 911 right now! 1841 01:19:03,773 --> 01:19:04,705 - [Dave] What happened? 1842 01:19:04,707 --> 01:19:05,806 - Christina, what's wrong? 1843 01:19:05,808 --> 01:19:06,640 - [Dave] Fuck! 1844 01:19:06,642 --> 01:19:07,875 (grunting) 1845 01:19:07,877 --> 01:19:10,311 - Jesus Christ, call fucking 911! 1846 01:19:12,415 --> 01:19:14,815 (screaming) 1847 01:19:17,754 --> 01:19:22,823 (instrumental version of 'Three Blind Mice') 1848 01:19:48,451 --> 01:19:50,985 (ominous music) 1849 01:20:06,736 --> 01:20:09,870 - Just wanna make sure that you understand, 1850 01:20:09,872 --> 01:20:12,940 that everybody understands that I didn't do anything wrong. 1851 01:20:12,942 --> 01:20:15,342 I did my job as a father 1852 01:20:15,344 --> 01:20:18,946 and I made sure that Ramsey got good Christian 1853 01:20:18,948 --> 01:20:22,650 orientation here and a full education throughout his life. 1854 01:20:22,652 --> 01:20:24,952 So he understood Christian principles 1855 01:20:24,954 --> 01:20:26,921 of love and mercy and duty and honor 1856 01:20:26,923 --> 01:20:28,823 and all of those things. 1857 01:20:28,825 --> 01:20:31,492 And so I had no part in anything he may have done 1858 01:20:31,494 --> 01:20:33,294 that wasn't like that. 1859 01:20:33,296 --> 01:20:35,563 Almost makes ill to think of... 1860 01:20:35,565 --> 01:20:37,765 What my son has done and... 1861 01:20:37,767 --> 01:20:40,467 No, I do not know where my son is 1862 01:20:40,469 --> 01:20:43,504 and even if I did, I certainly wouldn't tell you 1863 01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:46,473 so let me suggest that's the end of it. 1864 01:20:46,475 --> 01:20:48,709 I don't think we'll see each other again. 1865 01:20:48,711 --> 01:20:51,412 (ominous music) 1866 01:21:18,941 --> 01:21:20,808 - [Ramsey] Dad? 1867 01:21:20,810 --> 01:21:28,883 I remember the time I threw my Frisbee up in the trees 1868 01:21:30,519 --> 01:21:32,853 and I climbed up on the table to get it 1869 01:21:33,990 --> 01:21:36,123 and the table was made of glass. 1870 01:21:37,693 --> 01:21:40,928 I crashed through it and I bled. 1871 01:21:42,999 --> 01:21:46,367 And my mom was there to help me. 1872 01:21:48,537 --> 01:21:50,137 She's not there anymore. 1873 01:21:51,507 --> 01:21:54,008 (ominous music) 1874 01:23:45,654 --> 01:23:48,622 (eerie whispering)