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http://subscene.com/u/659433
Improved by: @Ivandrofly

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(BIRDS TWITTERING)

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(DOG BARKING IN THE DISTANCE)

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(AIRPLANE FLYING OVERHEAD)

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(MURMURING)

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(BELL TOLLING)

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Mod f-x-square, d-x.

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So please finish
Percival for next time.

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I know many of you had this as undergraduates,
but it won't hurt to brush up.

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Thank you, Steven.

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I also put an advanced Fourier system
on the main hallway chalkboard.

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I'm hoping that one of you might
prove it by the end of the semester.

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Now the person to do so will not
only be in my good graces...

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but also go on to
fame and fortune...

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by having their accomplishment
recorded and their name printed...

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in the auspicious M.I.T. Tech.

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Former winners include Nobel
laureates, Field's medal winners...

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renowned astrophysicists and lowly M.I.T.
professors.

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Well, that's all. If you
have any questions...

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I'm sure that Tom
has the answers.

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(APPLAUSE)

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(CHATTERING)

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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- (COUNTRY)
- Hi, Will.

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- Kirsten, how you doing?
- I'm all right. How are you?

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- Good.
- I didn't get on Cathy last night.

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- No?
- No.

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- Why not?
- I don't know.

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- Cathy!
- What?

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Why didn't you give me none of that
nasty little hoochie-woochie...

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- you usually throw at me?
- Oh, fuck you...

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and your lrish curse, Chuckie.

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Like I'd waste my energy spreadining
my legs for that Tootsie Roll dick?

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- Go home and give it a tug yourself.
- BOY: Tootsie Roll!

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T-Toots! (CHUCKLING)

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She's missining a tooth, Will.

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She's got skin problems.
I don't...

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Plus, it's like 5-to-2 Morgan ends up
marryining her, you know what I mean?

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There's only so many times you can
bang your friend's future wife.

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It's wrong. Where you goining?

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- I'm gonna take off.
- Fuck you, you're takining off. It's, like, what, 10:00?

42
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No, I'm tired.

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Irish curse?

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She don't know. There
ain't no lrish curse.

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(BUFFER HUMMING)

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(BUFFER CLICKS)

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(CHALK CLICKING CHALKBOARD)

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(CHATTERING)

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Out! Stop pressuring me back.

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Stop crowding the plate!
Which one will it be?

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You're gonna get
charged, you know that?

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You think I'm afraid of you, you big fuck?
You're crowdining the fuckining plate.

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Hey, uh, Casey's bouncining up a bar at
Harvard next week. We should go up there.

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- What are we gonna do up there?
- I don't know.

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We'll fuck up some smart kids.
Probably fit right in.

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Ow! Fuckining punk.

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- Oh, what's up? You still tough?
- Come on!

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Come on. Come on. That's it.

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<i>♪ I'd hold you forever here ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In my arms ♪</i>

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- Professor Lambeau?
- Yes?

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I'm in your applied theories class. We're
all up at the math and science building.

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- Come here. It's Saturday.
- (CHUCKLES)

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- Unless you wanna have a drink with me tonight.
- (CHUCKLING) Maybe.

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We just couldn't wait
until Monday to find out.

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- Find out what?
- Who proved the theorem.

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This is correct. Who did this?

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- Jack?
- It wasn't me.

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- Nemesh?
- (CHUCKLING) N-No way.

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- Come on, Joey, now!
- Billy, McNamara's up.

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(CHUCKIE) Come on, kid!

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- Joey, dig it out! Dig it out!
- Son of a bitch!

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Bring it down, Mac! That's how to do it!
Attaboy! Take two, Mac.

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Hey, Morgan, who's the girl with the
striped pants? She's got a nice ass.

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- MORGAN: Yeah, that's a real nice ass.
- Who's the guy she's with?

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That fuckining Guinea. I hate that
little bitch. Will knows him.

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Yeah, I do. Yeah, fuckining
Carmine Scarpaglia.

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- That guy used to beat the shit out of me in kindergarten.
- That guy?

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Yeah. Mm-hmm.

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Fuck this. Let's get some food.

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- Oh, what, Morgan, you're not gonna go talk to her?
- Fuck her. (BURPS)

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- I could go for a Whopper.
- Let's go to Kelly's.

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Morgan, I'm not goining to Kelly's just
´cause you like the take-out girl.

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- It's 15 minutes out of our way.
- What the fuck are we gonna do? We can't spare 15 minutes?

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MORGAN: DOUBLE BURGER.

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MORGAN: DOUBLE BURGER.

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Double burger.

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Chuck, I had a double burger.

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Would you shut the fuck up! I know
what you ordered. I was there.

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- So give me my fuckining sandwich.
- What do you mean, your sandwich? I bought it.

91
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Morgan, how much money
you got on you?

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I said I'd get change
when I get the snow cone.

93
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I said that when we pulled up. Give me
my sandwich and stop beining a prick.

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All right, well, give me your fuckining
16 cents that you got on you now.

95
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We'll put your fuckining sandwich on layaway.
Here we go. Keep it right up here for ya.

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We'll put you on a program. Every day
you come in here with your six cents.

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- At the end of the week, you get your sandwich.
- Are you gonna be an asshole?

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What am I, fuckining sandwich welfare? I think
you should establish a good line of credit.

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Like how you bought your couch...
payment plans.

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Remember how your mother brought in
ten dollars every day for a year.

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She finally got her couch
Rent-A-Center style.

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- Can I have my food, please?
- Here's your fuckining double burger.

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- Whoa!
- Hey, hold up, Chuck.

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- Slow it down.
- Who do we got?

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- I don't know yet.
- Hey, douche bag!

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- (GLASS SHATTERING)
- Yeah, you, you skank face!

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- Shut the fuck up.
- Get outta here. - What are you worried about?

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Why don't you lick
my love stick?

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We seen the guy 15 minutes ago. We should've
fight him then. We're eatining our snacks now.

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- Shut up, Morgan, you're goining.
- I'm not goining. - So don't go.

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- I'm not goining.
- Fuckining go, Morgan.

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Let me tell you somethining. If you're
not out there in two fuckining seconds,

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when I'm done with
them, you're next.

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Carmine, it's me, Will. Remember,
we went to kindergarten together.

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Way down the street there's
a light in his place.

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- (BIRDS TWITTERING)
- He opens the door, he's got that look on his face

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(BELL TOLLS)

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- Fuckining, let's go, man.
- Step on his fuckining head.

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Get his ass on the ground.
Stop that motherfucker.

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Motherfucker, die!

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- Carter!
- Come on! - (GROANING)

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(CHUCKIE) Will! Will, come on!

123
00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:08,660
Will, come on. Let's go.
Let's go.

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Easy, brother, easy.

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- (CHUCKIE) Hey, fellas, thanks for comining out.
- Come here!

126
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Whoa! Whoa!

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(GROANS)

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(DISPATCHER ON
WALKIE-TALKIE, INDISTINCT)

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Ah. Fuck.

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(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

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Is it just my imagination, or has
my class grown considerably?

132
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:39,025
Well, by no stretch
of my imagination...

133
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do I believe you've all come
here to hear me lecture.

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Rather, to ascertain the identity
of the mystery math magician.

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So without further adieu, come forward,
silent rogue, and receive thy prize.

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00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:06,286
Well, I'm sorry to disappoint
my spectators, but...

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it seems there will be
no unmasking here today.

138
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However, uh, my colleagues
and I have conferred,

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and there is a problem on
the board right now...

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that took us more than
two years to prove.

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So let this be said: The
gauntlet has been thrown down,

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but the faculty have answered
and answered with vigor.

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(CAR ALARM SCREECHES)

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Hey, when's the arraignment?

145
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Next week.

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(CHALK CLICKING CHALKBOARD)

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(CHATTERING)

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Sorry.

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00:14:11,586 --> 00:14:13,621
- What are you doing?
- Sorry.

150
00:14:15,256 --> 00:14:17,625
That's people's work. You
can't graffiti here.

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00:14:17,692 --> 00:14:20,428
- Don't you walk away from me!
- Hey, fuck you!

152
00:14:20,494 --> 00:14:23,565
Oh, you're a clever one.
What's your name?

153
00:14:27,802 --> 00:14:29,737
(DOOR CLOSES)

154
00:14:45,954 --> 00:14:47,923
Oh, my God.

155
00:14:54,596 --> 00:14:56,531
Looks right.

156
00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:08,978
(CHEERING)

157
00:15:12,048 --> 00:15:15,351
Will, how retarded do you gotta
be to get fired from that job?

158
00:15:15,418 --> 00:15:18,154
I mean, how hard is it to push
a motherfuckining broom around?

159
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,256
Mitch, you got fired from
pushining a fuckining broom.

160
00:15:20,322 --> 00:15:22,692
I got fired ´cause management
was restructuring.

161
00:15:22,758 --> 00:15:25,494
Yeah, restructuring the amount of
retards they had workining for ´'em.

162
00:15:25,562 --> 00:15:27,830
Shut up. You get canned
more than tuna, bitch.

163
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At least I got a motherfuckining
job right now, don't I?

164
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:36,940
- Why'd you get fired, Will? Come on.
- Management was restructuring.

165
00:15:37,007 --> 00:15:39,542
- My uncle could probably get you on a demo team.
- Can he do that?

166
00:15:39,609 --> 00:15:42,178
You kiddining me! I asked you
yesterday if I could get a job.

167
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,214
And I told you "no" yesterday.

168
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,883
- What's up, Casey?
- What's up, Case? - What's up, Big Case?

169
00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:49,719
<i>♪ (ROCK) ♪</i>

170
00:15:49,786 --> 00:15:52,890
Let's sit over here.

171
00:15:52,956 --> 00:15:54,891
All right. Let's go.

172
00:15:59,463 --> 00:16:03,066
Oh, this is... this is
a Harvard bar, huh?

173
00:16:03,132 --> 00:16:05,469
I thought there'd be, like,
equations and shit on the wall.

174
00:16:07,438 --> 00:16:11,174
I will take a pitcher of the
finest lager in the house.

175
00:16:18,082 --> 00:16:22,319
Timeout. I'm gonna have to bust a little move
on them Harvard hotties down there at the bar.

176
00:16:22,386 --> 00:16:26,324
- Work some magic.
- Get some potion for us.

177
00:16:41,072 --> 00:16:44,408
- (GIGGLING)
- Oh, hello. - Oh, hello.

178
00:16:44,475 --> 00:16:46,610
- Hi. How are ya?
- Fine.

179
00:16:46,678 --> 00:16:48,646
- So, do you ladies, uh...
- Come here often?

180
00:16:48,713 --> 00:16:50,615
Do I come here? I
come here a bit.

181
00:16:50,682 --> 00:16:53,785
I'm here, you know,
from time to time.

182
00:16:53,851 --> 00:16:56,254
- Do you go to school here?
- Yep.

183
00:16:56,320 --> 00:17:01,593
- Yeah, that's it. I think I had a class with you.
- Oh, yeah. What class?

184
00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:03,595
- History.
- Maybe.

185
00:17:03,661 --> 00:17:05,663
Yes, I think that's what it was.

186
00:17:05,730 --> 00:17:09,334
You don't necessarily... may not
remember me. You know, I like it here.

187
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:13,504
- It doesn't mean ´cause I go here, I'm a genius. I am very smart.
- Hey.

188
00:17:13,572 --> 00:17:15,407
- Hey, how's it goining? How are ya?
- Good. How ya doining?

189
00:17:15,474 --> 00:17:18,076
What class did you say that was?

190
00:17:18,143 --> 00:17:20,078
- TOGETHER: HISTORY.
- YEAH.

191
00:17:20,145 --> 00:17:23,682
Just history? It must have
been a survey course then.

192
00:17:23,749 --> 00:17:25,684
- Yeah, it was. It was surveys.
- Right.

193
00:17:25,751 --> 00:17:28,119
You should check it out. It's a
good course. It'd be a good class.

194
00:17:28,186 --> 00:17:32,758
- How'd you like that course?
- You know, frankly,

195
00:17:32,824 --> 00:17:35,528
- I found that class, you know, rather elementary.
- Elementary.

196
00:17:35,594 --> 00:17:37,529
- You know, I don't doubt that it was.
- Yeah.

197
00:17:37,596 --> 00:17:40,632
I, uh, I remember that class.

198
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:44,203
It was, um... It was just
between recess and lunch.

199
00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:46,805
Clark, why don't you go away?

200
00:17:46,873 --> 00:17:49,441
- Why don't you relax?
- Why don't you go away?

201
00:17:49,509 --> 00:17:52,044
- I'm just havining fun with my new friend.
- Are we gonna have a problem?

202
00:17:52,111 --> 00:17:54,780
No, no, no, no. There's
no problem here.

203
00:17:54,847 --> 00:17:58,317
I was just hoping you might give me
some insight into the evolution...

204
00:17:58,383 --> 00:18:01,554
of the market economy in
the Southern colonies.

205
00:18:01,621 --> 00:18:07,093
My contention is that prior to the
Revolutionary War, the economic modalities...

206
00:18:07,159 --> 00:18:09,929
Especially in the
Southern colonies...

207
00:18:09,995 --> 00:18:12,631
Could most aptly be
characterized as...

208
00:18:12,699 --> 00:18:14,634
- agrarian precapitalist.
- Let me tell you somethining.

209
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:17,036
Of course that's your contention.
You're a first-year grad student.

210
00:18:17,103 --> 00:18:21,207
You just got finished readining some Marxian
historian... Pete Garrison, probably...

211
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,443
You're gonna be convinced of that till
next month when you get to James Lemon.

212
00:18:23,509 --> 00:18:26,580
Then you're gonna be talkining about how the
economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania...

213
00:18:26,646 --> 00:18:29,783
were entrepreneurial and
capitalist way back in 1740.

214
00:18:29,849 --> 00:18:33,253
That's gonna last until next year. You're
gonna be in here regurgitatining Gordon Wood,

215
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,389
talkining about, you know, the
prerevolutionary utopia...

216
00:18:36,456 --> 00:18:39,459
and the capital-forming effects
of military mobilization.

217
00:18:39,525 --> 00:18:41,861
(SCOFFS) Well, as a
matter of fact, I won't,

218
00:18:41,928 --> 00:18:45,199
because Wood drastically
underestimates the impact of...

219
00:18:45,265 --> 00:18:48,668
Wood drastically underestimates the
impact of social distinctions...

220
00:18:48,735 --> 00:18:52,005
predicated upon wealth,
especially inherited wealth.

221
00:18:52,072 --> 00:18:56,310
You got that from Vickers´ Work
in Essex County. Page 98, right?

222
00:18:56,376 --> 00:18:58,979
I read that too. Were you gonna
plagiarize the whole thing for us?

223
00:18:59,046 --> 00:19:02,649
Do you have any thoughts of
your own on this matter?

224
00:19:02,716 --> 00:19:05,852
Or is that your thing? You come into a bar.
You read some obscure passage.

225
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,790
Then pretend... Pawn
it off as your own.

226
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:12,493
As your own idea just to impress
some girls? Embarrass my friend?

227
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,230
See, the sad thing about a guy
like you is, in 50 years,

228
00:19:16,296 --> 00:19:18,232
you're gonna start doining
some thinkining on your own.

229
00:19:18,299 --> 00:19:21,002
You're gonna come up with the fact that
there are two certainties in life.

230
00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:22,803
ONE: Don't do that.

231
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,906
AND TWO: You dropped 150 grand
on a fuckining education...

232
00:19:25,973 --> 00:19:28,976
you could've got for $1.50 in late
charges at the public library.

233
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,179
(CHUCKLING)

234
00:19:31,245 --> 00:19:33,781
Yeah, but I will have a degree,

235
00:19:33,848 --> 00:19:39,121
and you'll be servining my kids fries at a
drive through on our way to a skiing trip.

236
00:19:39,187 --> 00:19:42,190
Maybe, but at least I
won't be unoriginal.

237
00:19:42,257 --> 00:19:46,928
If you have a problem with that, we could
step outside. We could figure it out.

238
00:19:46,995 --> 00:19:51,199
No, man, there's no problem.
It's cool.

239
00:19:51,265 --> 00:19:53,200
- It's cool?
- Yeah.

240
00:19:53,268 --> 00:19:56,204
- Cool.
- Damn right, it's cool.

241
00:19:56,271 --> 00:19:58,706
How do you like me now?

242
00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:04,012
My boy's wicked smart.

243
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:07,982
I just spent three minutes in this fuckining
place and run into a Barney, huh?

244
00:20:10,018 --> 00:20:11,886
There it is.

245
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:13,922
- Nice to meet you.
- They were fine, man.

246
00:20:13,989 --> 00:20:18,860
I was gonna close the deal, but then
Chuck... Billy insulted one of ´'em...

247
00:20:18,928 --> 00:20:22,497
The heavyset girl said I had a receding
hairline, and I was a few pounds overweight.

248
00:20:22,564 --> 00:20:24,499
And I was, like, "Go
fuck yourself."

249
00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:27,503
I swallowed a bug.

250
00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:30,672
(CHUCKLING) HI.

251
00:20:30,739 --> 00:20:33,676
- You're an idiot.
- What?

252
00:20:33,742 --> 00:20:35,811
You're an idiot. I've been sitting
over there for 45 minutes...

253
00:20:35,877 --> 00:20:37,813
waiting for you to
come and talk to me.

254
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,482
But I'm tired now, and
I have to go home.

255
00:20:40,549 --> 00:20:43,152
I couldn't sit there
anymore waiting for you.

256
00:20:43,218 --> 00:20:45,154
- I'm Will.
- Skylar.

257
00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:47,156
- Skylar.
- Oh, and by the way,

258
00:20:47,222 --> 00:20:50,526
that guy over there...
Michael Bolton clone...

259
00:20:50,593 --> 00:20:52,562
He wasn't sitting
with us, so to speak.

260
00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:55,965
- I know. I kinda got that impression.
- Good. Okay.

261
00:20:56,031 --> 00:20:58,001
Well, I've got to go.

262
00:20:58,067 --> 00:21:02,338
Gotta get up early and waste some more
money on my overpriced education.

263
00:21:02,405 --> 00:21:04,574
- No, I didn't mean you.
- That's all right.

264
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:08,277
There's my number. Maybe we can
go out for coffee sometime.

265
00:21:08,344 --> 00:21:12,015
All right, yeah. Maybe we can just get
together and eat a bunch of caramels.

266
00:21:12,081 --> 00:21:14,016
- What do you mean?
- When you think about it,

267
00:21:14,084 --> 00:21:18,955
- it's as arbitrary as drinkining coffee.
- Oh. Yeah. Okay.

268
00:21:19,022 --> 00:21:22,058
Uh, right, then.

269
00:21:22,124 --> 00:21:25,695
- Oh, come on. You're kidding.
- (GIGGLING)

270
00:21:28,164 --> 00:21:30,100
Yo!

271
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:32,068
- Fuck you, bitch!
- Fuck you.

272
00:21:32,135 --> 00:21:35,838
- There goes them fuckining barneys right now with his skiining trip.
- Hold on.

273
00:21:35,906 --> 00:21:38,342
We should've beat
that old bitch's ass.

274
00:21:45,482 --> 00:21:47,551
Do you like apples?

275
00:21:48,852 --> 00:21:50,787
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

276
00:21:52,389 --> 00:21:55,992
Well, I got her number! How
do you like them apples?

277
00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:57,995
(CHUCKLING)

278
00:22:00,130 --> 00:22:05,702
<i>♪ We arrived tonight ♪</i>

279
00:22:05,769 --> 00:22:11,375
<i>♪ The miles were over me ♪</i>

280
00:22:11,442 --> 00:22:16,747
<i>♪ I turned off the light ♪</i>

281
00:22:17,815 --> 00:22:21,786
<i>♪ So, come on, night ♪</i>

282
00:22:25,557 --> 00:22:28,492
<i>♪ Everyone who's gone ♪</i>

283
00:22:31,395 --> 00:22:35,099
<i>♪ Home to oblivion ♪</i>

284
00:22:36,334 --> 00:22:41,873
<i>♪ So come home ♪</i>

285
00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:46,544
<i>♪ So come on by ♪</i>

286
00:22:48,447 --> 00:22:50,382
Come.

287
00:22:54,052 --> 00:22:57,989
Excuse me? Is this the
Buildings and Grounds office?

288
00:22:58,057 --> 00:23:00,425
Yeah. What can I do for you?

289
00:23:00,492 --> 00:23:02,560
I just need the name of a
student who works here.

290
00:23:02,628 --> 00:23:05,064
- No students work for me.
- Could you please check?

291
00:23:05,130 --> 00:23:07,299
I have this guy who
works in my building.

292
00:23:07,365 --> 00:23:09,801
- He's about this high.
- Which one is your building?

293
00:23:09,869 --> 00:23:12,804
- Two.
- Two. Building two.

294
00:23:18,577 --> 00:23:20,946
- Look, if anything was stolen, I should know about it.
- No, it's nothing like that.

295
00:23:21,013 --> 00:23:23,215
I just need his name.

296
00:23:23,281 --> 00:23:27,186
- I can't give you his name unless you have a complaint.
- This is Professor Lambeau.

297
00:23:27,253 --> 00:23:29,288
And this is Professor Hayes.

298
00:23:29,355 --> 00:23:31,290
Tom, please.

299
00:23:34,059 --> 00:23:37,530
This is important. Please.

300
00:23:37,596 --> 00:23:39,832
Will didn't show for work today.

301
00:23:39,899 --> 00:23:43,535
(SIGHS) Got this job through his P.O.
You can call him.

302
00:23:43,602 --> 00:23:47,640
- P.O.?
- Yeah. Parole officer.

303
00:23:51,677 --> 00:23:53,612
Thank you.

304
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,816
Asshole.

305
00:23:56,883 --> 00:23:58,818
(CHUCKLING)

306
00:23:58,885 --> 00:24:04,224
WILL: There is a lengthy legal
precedent, Your Honor, going back to 1789,

307
00:24:04,290 --> 00:24:07,394
whereby a defendant can claim self-defense
against an agent of the government...

308
00:24:07,460 --> 00:24:10,864
if that act is deemed a defense against
tyranny, a defense of Liberty.

309
00:24:10,931 --> 00:24:13,065
(CLEARS THROAT) Your
Honor, Henry Ward Beecher,

310
00:24:13,133 --> 00:24:16,903
- in Proverbs from the Plymouth Pulpit, 1887, said, quote...
- 1887?

311
00:24:16,970 --> 00:24:18,805
- Excuse me.
- This is the 20th century.

312
00:24:18,873 --> 00:24:23,110
- He's gonna make a mockery.
- I am afforded the right to speak in my own defense, sir,

313
00:24:23,176 --> 00:24:25,912
by the Constitution
of the United States.

314
00:24:25,978 --> 00:24:27,814
- Don't tell me about the Constitution.
- This guarantees my Liberty.

315
00:24:27,881 --> 00:24:30,383
"Liberty," in case you've forgotten,
is a soul's right to breathe.

316
00:24:30,450 --> 00:24:32,986
When it cannot take a long breath,
laws are girded too tight.

317
00:24:33,053 --> 00:24:35,355
- Without Liberty, man is a syncope.
- Man is a what?

318
00:24:35,422 --> 00:24:38,592
- Ibid. Your Honor.
- Son, my turn.

319
00:24:38,659 --> 00:24:43,363
I've been sitting here for ten minutes now
lookining over this rap sheet of yours.

320
00:24:43,431 --> 00:24:47,435
I just can't believe it.
June ´93, assault.

321
00:24:47,501 --> 00:24:49,604
September ´93, assault.

322
00:24:49,670 --> 00:24:53,273
Grand Theft Auto,
February of ´94.

323
00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:57,578
Where, apparently, you defended yourself
and had the case thrown out by citing...

324
00:24:57,645 --> 00:25:01,849
"free property rights of horse
and carriage" from 1798.

325
00:25:01,915 --> 00:25:05,520
Joke. January ´95,
impersonating an officer.

326
00:25:05,586 --> 00:25:09,557
Mayhem, theft, resisting.
All overturned.

327
00:25:09,623 --> 00:25:13,561
I'm also aware that you've been
through several foster homes.

328
00:25:13,628 --> 00:25:17,565
The state removed you from three
because of serious physical abuse.

329
00:25:17,632 --> 00:25:22,069
You know, another judge might care,
but you hit a cop. You're going in.

330
00:25:22,137 --> 00:25:25,606
Motion to dismiss is denied.
$50,000 bail.

331
00:25:25,673 --> 00:25:27,275
- (GAVEL POUNDS)
- THANK YOU.

332
00:25:27,342 --> 00:25:28,910
WOMAN: Rise.

333
00:25:28,976 --> 00:25:31,479
(RINGING)

334
00:25:31,545 --> 00:25:33,614
- Hello?
- WILL: Uh, Skylar?

335
00:25:33,682 --> 00:25:35,817
- Yep.
- Hey, uh, it's Will.

336
00:25:35,883 --> 00:25:37,586
- Who?
- It's Will.

337
00:25:37,652 --> 00:25:40,755
You know, the really funny, good-looking
guy you met at the bar the other night.

338
00:25:40,822 --> 00:25:44,459
I don't recall meeting anyone who matches
that description. I think I'd remember.

339
00:25:44,526 --> 00:25:47,996
Oh, all right, you got me. It's the
ugly, obnoxious, toothless loser...

340
00:25:48,063 --> 00:25:49,998
who got hammered and wouldn't
leave you alone all night.

341
00:25:50,065 --> 00:25:54,202
- Oh, Will! I remember.
- (CHUCKLING)

342
00:25:54,269 --> 00:25:57,573
How are you? I was wondering
if you'd call me.

343
00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,574
- Yeah, look, I was wondering...
- Yo, what's up, baby?

344
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:03,779
- Hold on one second.
- What you doing? Want some of my ass?

345
00:26:03,846 --> 00:26:07,450
- Herve, I remember you from juvi. How you doing?
- What you doing?

346
00:26:07,516 --> 00:26:09,852
Oh, yeah, sorry about that.

347
00:26:09,918 --> 00:26:12,688
I was wonderining maybe we could
get together sometime this week.

348
00:26:12,755 --> 00:26:16,692
- Sit out at a cafe. Maybe have some caramels.
- Oh, that sounds wonderful.

349
00:26:16,759 --> 00:26:19,562
- Yeah?
- Yeah, sure. Where are you?

350
00:26:19,628 --> 00:26:22,632
Uh, well, actually, this is
just a shot in the dark,

351
00:26:22,698 --> 00:26:26,936
but, uh, there's no chance
that you're pre-law, is there?

352
00:26:31,141 --> 00:26:33,076
- Have a seat.
- Thank you.

353
00:26:34,143 --> 00:26:36,078
Nice talking to ya.

354
00:26:38,648 --> 00:26:40,783
What the fuck do you want?

355
00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:43,686
I'm Gerald Lambeau.

356
00:26:43,752 --> 00:26:46,690
Professor you told
to fuck himself.

357
00:26:47,824 --> 00:26:50,927
Well, what the fuck do you want?

358
00:26:50,993 --> 00:26:55,064
I've spoken to the judge, and he's agreed
to release you under my supervision.

359
00:26:55,131 --> 00:26:57,567
- Really?
- Yeah.

360
00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:05,508
- Under two conditions.
- What are those?

361
00:27:05,576 --> 00:27:08,212
First condition is that you
meet with me every week.

362
00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:11,615
- What for?
- Go over the proof you're working on,

363
00:27:11,681 --> 00:27:16,453
get into some more advanced...

364
00:27:16,519 --> 00:27:19,523
combinatorial mathematics,

365
00:27:19,590 --> 00:27:21,525
finite math.

366
00:27:23,694 --> 00:27:25,629
Sounds like a real hoot.

367
00:27:27,064 --> 00:27:30,300
And the second
condition is that...

368
00:27:30,367 --> 00:27:32,670
That you see a therapist.

369
00:27:36,474 --> 00:27:39,843
I'm responsible to submit
reports on those meetings.

370
00:27:39,911 --> 00:27:44,948
If you fail to meet with any of those
conditions, you will have to serve time.

371
00:27:45,016 --> 00:27:49,453
All right. I'll do the math, but I'm not
gonna meet with any fuckining therapist.

372
00:27:49,521 --> 00:27:53,457
It's better than spending
that time in jail, isn't it?

373
00:28:26,958 --> 00:28:28,893
(LAUGHING)

374
00:28:35,133 --> 00:28:37,202
(CLEARS THROAT)

375
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,215
(DOG BARKING)

376
00:28:57,055 --> 00:29:01,293
I read your book, and "Mike" was
havining the same problems...

377
00:29:01,393 --> 00:29:03,596
that "Chad," the
stockbroker, was havining.

378
00:29:03,695 --> 00:29:06,698
Absolutely right. Right on the button.
Good for you, Will.

379
00:29:06,799 --> 00:29:08,734
- Very nice.
- Thank you.

380
00:29:08,801 --> 00:29:11,771
Will, the pressures... And
I'm not judging them.

381
00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:14,607
I'm not labeling them,

382
00:29:14,707 --> 00:29:17,643
but they are destroying
your potential.

383
00:29:17,710 --> 00:29:22,748
No more shenanigans. No more tomfoolery.
No more ballyhoo.

384
00:29:22,849 --> 00:29:27,720
You're right. God, I know.

385
00:29:27,787 --> 00:29:31,591
You're not gonna get off that easily.
Come on, Will. A bit more.

386
00:29:31,657 --> 00:29:36,696
- Well, I mean, I do do things, you know?
- What... What kind of things?

387
00:29:36,796 --> 00:29:39,365
I do things that, you know,
I mean, I hide from people.

388
00:29:39,466 --> 00:29:44,870
- You hide, do you?
- No, no. I mean, I like... I go places. I interact.

389
00:29:44,938 --> 00:29:46,973
- Really? What sort of places?
- Just certain clubs.

390
00:29:47,073 --> 00:29:49,142
More. That's nice. Yes.
What sort of clubs?

391
00:29:49,242 --> 00:29:51,644
Like, uh, like Fantasy.

392
00:29:51,711 --> 00:29:55,215
Fantasy. That's nice.
A bit more.

393
00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:58,919
It's something like when you get in
there, the music, like, owns you.

394
00:29:59,019 --> 00:30:01,488
It's like that house music. It's like...
Bom, bom, bom.

395
00:30:01,588 --> 00:30:04,324
Bom-bom-bom Boom,
boom, boom, boom.

396
00:30:04,424 --> 00:30:06,927
- You know, you start dancining.
- Boom, boom, boom. Yeah.

397
00:30:07,027 --> 00:30:09,330
It's just...

398
00:30:09,429 --> 00:30:11,064
Yes.

399
00:30:11,165 --> 00:30:13,400
(CHUCKLING, SIGHING)

400
00:30:14,768 --> 00:30:17,271
Do you find it hard to hide
the fact that you're gay?

401
00:30:17,370 --> 00:30:20,207
(STAMMERING) What are
you talking about? What?

402
00:30:20,274 --> 00:30:23,009
Look, buddy, two seconds ago, you
were ready to give me a jump.

403
00:30:23,110 --> 00:30:26,614
A jump? Are you... (LAUGHING)

404
00:30:26,714 --> 00:30:28,682
I'm terribly sorry
to disappoint you.

405
00:30:28,749 --> 00:30:31,485
Hey, I don't have a problem with it. I
don't care if you putt from the rough.

406
00:30:31,585 --> 00:30:35,489
What are you... P... Putting from the
rough? What on earth are you talking about?

407
00:30:35,556 --> 00:30:40,761
A difficult theorem could
be like a symphony.

408
00:30:40,862 --> 00:30:43,397
It's very erotic.

409
00:30:43,498 --> 00:30:45,866
THERAPIST: You go somewhere else.
I can't handle this.

410
00:30:45,934 --> 00:30:49,270
- Wow.
- WILL: Thank you, Henry.

411
00:30:49,336 --> 00:30:52,039
- (GRUNTING) Ah, Henry.
- Hi, Gerry.

412
00:30:52,139 --> 00:30:54,576
You know something? I can't do
this pro bono work anymore.

413
00:30:54,642 --> 00:30:57,145
- It's just not... It's not worth it.
- What happened?

414
00:30:57,245 --> 00:30:59,180
Well, I'm going on national
television next week.

415
00:30:59,247 --> 00:31:02,717
I mean, I haven't got time to tell you, much
less talk to that raving looney in there.

416
00:31:02,817 --> 00:31:05,753
An absolute lunatic, he is.

417
00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:08,356
LAMBEAU: Henry.

418
00:31:08,457 --> 00:31:11,092
MAN: Okay, you are
in your bed, Will.

419
00:31:11,193 --> 00:31:14,796
Now, how old are you?

420
00:31:15,963 --> 00:31:17,899
Seven.

421
00:31:17,966 --> 00:31:19,901
What do you see?

422
00:31:21,703 --> 00:31:24,373
Something's in my room.

423
00:31:24,472 --> 00:31:27,041
What is it?

424
00:31:27,142 --> 00:31:32,113
It's like a... It's a figure.
It's hoverining over me.

425
00:31:32,214 --> 00:31:35,751
You are in a safe place, Will.

426
00:31:35,850 --> 00:31:39,355
It's t... (SIGHS)
it's touchining me.

427
00:31:39,455 --> 00:31:42,358
Where is it touching you?

428
00:31:42,424 --> 00:31:44,893
It's touching me down there,

429
00:31:46,462 --> 00:31:48,531
and I'm nervous.

430
00:31:48,630 --> 00:31:52,368
You don't have to
be nervous, Will.

431
00:31:52,467 --> 00:31:56,305
We start dancining and dancining.

432
00:31:56,372 --> 00:31:58,307
It's just beautiful,

433
00:31:58,374 --> 00:32:00,310
´cause we can make...

434
00:32:00,376 --> 00:32:05,815
a lot of love before
the sun goes down.

435
00:32:05,881 --> 00:32:09,885
<i>♪ Skyrockets in flight ♪</i>

436
00:32:09,985 --> 00:32:12,722
<i>♪ Afternoon delight ♪</i>

437
00:32:12,822 --> 00:32:16,259
- Hey, hey, hey, afternoon delight.
- Jesus.

438
00:32:16,359 --> 00:32:20,330
Skyrockets in
flight Da-da-da-da.

439
00:32:20,430 --> 00:32:23,900
- I'm sorry, Rich.
- I have better things to do with my time.

440
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,504
Hey, hey, afternoon delight Come on!
One dance!

441
00:32:27,604 --> 00:32:30,439
You really hypnotized
me, you know?

442
00:32:30,507 --> 00:32:34,344
- For God's sake, Will.
- What? Oh, come on. He left. You can't pin that on me.

443
00:32:34,411 --> 00:32:37,647
- I told you to cooperate with these people.
- Look...

444
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:40,117
- into my eyes.
- Get out, Will.

445
00:32:40,183 --> 00:32:42,753
I don't need therapy.

446
00:32:42,853 --> 00:32:46,623
- That's enough. Get out!
- (IMITATING SPOOKY SOUND)

447
00:32:46,723 --> 00:32:50,861
- I called Mel Weintraub this morning to see...
- Oh, what's the use?

448
00:32:50,961 --> 00:32:52,896
What do you want to do?

449
00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:59,502
- (SIGHS) Well, there's someone.
- Who is he?

450
00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:05,041
He used to be my, uh...
My roommate in college.

451
00:33:08,579 --> 00:33:12,516
Trust. Very important
in a relationship.

452
00:33:12,582 --> 00:33:14,552
It's also very important
in a clinical situation.

453
00:33:14,651 --> 00:33:17,488
Why is trust the most
important thing...

454
00:33:17,555 --> 00:33:21,959
in making a breakthrough
with a client?

455
00:33:22,025 --> 00:33:26,530
Maureen, stop the oral fixation
for a moment and join us.

456
00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:30,201
- Vinnie.
- Um...

457
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:33,270
Because, uh...

458
00:33:33,338 --> 00:33:36,307
Trust is, uh... Trust is life.

459
00:33:36,407 --> 00:33:40,044
Wow. That's very deep.
Thank you, Vinnie.

460
00:33:40,144 --> 00:33:42,847
PROFESSOR: Next time, get
the notes from your brother.

461
00:33:42,948 --> 00:33:46,317
If a patient doesn't feel safe enough trust
you, then they won't be honest with you.

462
00:33:46,384 --> 00:33:48,519
Then there's really no point
for them being in therapy.

463
00:33:48,619 --> 00:33:52,690
I mean, hey, if they don't trust you, you're
never gonna get them to sleep with you.

464
00:33:52,790 --> 00:33:55,760
That should be the goal of any good
therapist. Nail ´'em while they're vulnerable.

465
00:33:55,861 --> 00:33:57,529
That's my motto.

466
00:33:57,629 --> 00:34:00,131
Oh, good, everyone's back.
Welcome back, everybody.

467
00:34:01,532 --> 00:34:05,303
- Hello, Sean.
- Hey, Gerry.

468
00:34:07,439 --> 00:34:12,544
Um, ladies and gentlemen, we are
in the presence of greatness.

469
00:34:12,644 --> 00:34:16,614
Professor Gerald Lambeau, Field's medal
winner for combinatorial mathematics.

470
00:34:16,715 --> 00:34:19,484
- Hello.
- Anyone know what the Field's medal is?

471
00:34:19,584 --> 00:34:22,354
It's a really big deal. It's
like the Nobel prize for math.

472
00:34:22,454 --> 00:34:27,459
Except they only give it out once
every four years. It's a great thing.

473
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,629
It's an amazing honor. Okay,
everybody, that's it for today.

474
00:34:30,729 --> 00:34:34,166
Thanks. We'll see you Monday.
We'll be talking about Freud.

475
00:34:34,232 --> 00:34:37,537
Why he did enough cocaine to
kill a small horse. Thank you.

476
00:34:39,404 --> 00:34:42,074
- How are you?
- It's good to see you.

477
00:34:42,174 --> 00:34:44,109
Good to see you.

478
00:34:44,176 --> 00:34:47,746
- Sean, I think I got something interesting for ya.
- Yeah?

479
00:34:47,847 --> 00:34:50,316
What, you have to have blood and urine?
What's up?

480
00:34:50,416 --> 00:34:52,718
Why didn't you come
to the reunion?

481
00:34:52,818 --> 00:34:56,255
You know, I'm... I've been busy.

482
00:34:56,355 --> 00:34:58,291
- You were missed.
- Really?

483
00:34:58,357 --> 00:35:02,662
- So how long has it been since we've seen each other?
- Before Nancy died.

484
00:35:02,761 --> 00:35:04,697
Yeah, I'm sorry.

485
00:35:04,764 --> 00:35:07,433
I was in Paris. It was
that damn conference.

486
00:35:07,533 --> 00:35:09,168
I got your card. It was nice.

487
00:35:11,571 --> 00:35:14,574
(GRUNTING)

488
00:35:14,674 --> 00:35:16,576
- Come here.
- Now that's a takedown.

489
00:35:16,643 --> 00:35:20,513
Hey, what happened? Did
you get leniency or what?

490
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:25,285
I got, uh, probation and then
counseling two days a week.

491
00:35:25,384 --> 00:35:29,055
Joke. You're a smoothie. Come on, Morgan!
Just submit!

492
00:35:29,155 --> 00:35:31,324
- (GROANING)
- (CHUCKLING)

493
00:35:31,424 --> 00:35:33,360
Hey, Bill, just-just get off him.
We're gonna miss the game.

494
00:35:33,426 --> 00:35:35,428
- I've got a full schedule. I'm very busy.
- Sean, Sean.

495
00:35:35,529 --> 00:35:38,499
This-This boy is incredible. I've
never seen anything like him.

496
00:35:38,599 --> 00:35:41,968
What makes him so
incredible, Gerry?

497
00:35:42,036 --> 00:35:46,106
- You ever heard of Ramanujan?
- Yeah, yeah. No.

498
00:35:46,206 --> 00:35:50,910
It's a man. He lived over 100 years ago.
He was lndian.

499
00:35:51,011 --> 00:35:53,880
- Dots, not feathers.
- Not feathers. Yeah.

500
00:35:53,947 --> 00:35:55,883
He lived in this tiny
hut somewhere in lndia.

501
00:35:55,949 --> 00:35:58,385
He had no formal education.

502
00:35:58,451 --> 00:36:00,954
- He had no access to any scientific work.
- Coffee?

503
00:36:01,055 --> 00:36:03,256
- You, sir?
- Just a little.

504
00:36:03,357 --> 00:36:05,759
But he came across
this old math book,

505
00:36:05,826 --> 00:36:08,429
and from the simple text, he was
able to extrapolate theories...

506
00:36:08,529 --> 00:36:10,464
that had baffled
mathematicians for years.

507
00:36:10,531 --> 00:36:13,601
Yes. Continued fractions.
He wrote, uh...

508
00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:17,771
- Well, he mailed it to Hardy at Cambridge.
- Yeah, Cambridge. Yeah.

509
00:36:17,872 --> 00:36:21,142
- And Hardy immediately recognized the brilliance of his work...
- Mm-hmm.

510
00:36:21,241 --> 00:36:24,812
And brought him over to England, and
then they worked together for years,

511
00:36:24,912 --> 00:36:27,382
creating some of the most
exciting math theory ever done.

512
00:36:27,482 --> 00:36:29,785
This-This Ramanujan...

513
00:36:29,884 --> 00:36:33,855
His-his genius was
unparalleled, Sean.

514
00:36:33,955 --> 00:36:37,358
- Well, this boy's just like that.
- Hmm.

515
00:36:37,425 --> 00:36:40,995
- But he's... he's a bit defensive.
- Hmm.

516
00:36:41,096 --> 00:36:43,063
I need someone who can
get through to him.

517
00:36:43,131 --> 00:36:46,634
- Like me?
- Yeah, like you.

518
00:36:46,734 --> 00:36:49,805
- Why?
- Well, because you have the same kind of background.

519
00:36:49,904 --> 00:36:53,174
- What background?
- Well, you're from the same neighborhood.

520
00:36:53,274 --> 00:36:56,545
- He's from Southie?
- Yeah.

521
00:36:56,644 --> 00:36:59,447
Boy genius from Southie.

522
00:36:59,548 --> 00:37:03,685
- How many shrinks you go to before me?
- Five.

523
00:37:03,785 --> 00:37:08,189
- Let me guess. Barry? Henry? Not Rick?
- Yeah. Yeah.

524
00:37:08,256 --> 00:37:11,326
- Sean, please, just meet with him once a week.
- Mm-hmm.

525
00:37:11,427 --> 00:37:13,362
Please?

526
00:37:16,432 --> 00:37:19,635
It's a poker game with this kid.
Don't let him know what you've got.

527
00:37:19,701 --> 00:37:22,804
He probably even read your
book, if he could find it.

528
00:37:22,872 --> 00:37:25,241
It's gonna be hard
for him to find.

529
00:37:25,307 --> 00:37:26,742
- Hi, Will.
- Hi.

530
00:37:26,808 --> 00:37:28,744
This is Sean Maguire.
Will Hunting.

531
00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:30,746
How are ya?

532
00:37:35,217 --> 00:37:37,153
- Yeah. Let's get started.
- Yeah, let's do it.

533
00:37:37,219 --> 00:37:39,321
I'm pumped. Let's let
the healing begin.

534
00:37:39,388 --> 00:37:42,892
- Will you excuse us?
- Yeah, please, Tom.

535
00:37:42,959 --> 00:37:45,561
You, too, Gerry.

536
00:37:45,628 --> 00:37:47,563
Yeah, of course.

537
00:37:52,968 --> 00:37:54,904
- How are you?
- (DOOR CLOSES)

538
00:37:56,940 --> 00:37:59,275
Where you from in Southie?

539
00:37:59,342 --> 00:38:02,244
- I like what you've done with the place.
- Oh, thanks.

540
00:38:02,312 --> 00:38:04,580
Do you buy all these
books retail,

541
00:38:04,647 --> 00:38:08,752
or do you send away for, like, a "shrink kit"
that comes with all these volumes included?

542
00:38:08,818 --> 00:38:12,388
- Do you like books?
- Yeah.

543
00:38:12,455 --> 00:38:14,591
- Did you read any of these books?
- I don't know.

544
00:38:14,658 --> 00:38:17,427
- How about any of these books?
- Probably not.

545
00:38:17,494 --> 00:38:21,198
What about the ones on the top shelf?
You read those?

546
00:38:21,264 --> 00:38:25,202
- Yeah, I read those.
- Good for you. What do you think about ´'em?

547
00:38:25,268 --> 00:38:28,138
I'm not here for a fuckining book report.
They're your books. Why don't you read ´'em?

548
00:38:28,205 --> 00:38:30,039
I did. I had to.

549
00:38:30,107 --> 00:38:33,544
- Must've taken you a long time.
- Yeah, it did.

550
00:38:40,217 --> 00:38:45,155
United States of America: A
Complete History, Volume l.

551
00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:59,103
Jesus. If you wanna read
a real history book,

552
00:38:59,169 --> 00:39:01,139
read Howard Zinn's A People's
History in the United States.

553
00:39:01,205 --> 00:39:03,140
That book'll fuckining
knock you on your ass.

554
00:39:03,207 --> 00:39:05,243
Better than Chomsky's
Manufacturing Consent?

555
00:39:05,309 --> 00:39:10,081
- Do you think that's a good book?
- You fuckining people baffle me.

556
00:39:10,147 --> 00:39:14,818
You spend all your money on these fuckining fancy
books. You surround yourselves with ´'em.

557
00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:17,288
- They're the wrong fuckining books.
- What are the right fuckining books, Will?

558
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:21,692
- Whatever blows your hair back.
- Yeah. Haven't got much hair left.

559
00:39:21,759 --> 00:39:24,362
Hey, you know you'd be better
shoving that cigarette up your ass.

560
00:39:24,428 --> 00:39:26,564
- It'd probably be healthier for you.
- Yeah, I know.

561
00:39:26,631 --> 00:39:30,102
- It really gets in the way of my yoga.
- You work out, huh?

562
00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:33,071
- What, you lift?
- Yeah.

563
00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:35,673
- Nautilus?
- No, free weights.

564
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:37,141
- Oh, really? Free weights, huh?
- Yeah. Yeah, big time.

565
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,476
- Yeah?
- Just like that.

566
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:43,281
- What do you bench?
- 285. What do you bench?

567
00:39:43,348 --> 00:39:45,550
You paint that?

568
00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:47,552
- Yeah. Do you paint?
- Uh-uh.

569
00:39:47,618 --> 00:39:51,123
- Do you sculpt?
- No.

570
00:39:51,189 --> 00:39:53,525
Do you like art?

571
00:39:53,591 --> 00:39:57,896
- Do you like music?
- This is a real piece of shit.

572
00:39:57,963 --> 00:39:59,898
Oh, tell me what
you really think.

573
00:39:59,965 --> 00:40:05,637
Just the linear and impressionistic
mix makes a very muddled composition.

574
00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:09,909
It's also a Winslow Homer rip-off, except
you got whitey rowining the boat there.

575
00:40:09,975 --> 00:40:11,910
Well, it's art, Monet.
It wasn't very good.

576
00:40:11,977 --> 00:40:14,480
- That's not really what concerns me though.
- What concerns you?

577
00:40:14,547 --> 00:40:16,949
- Just the coloring.
- You know what the real bitch of it is?

578
00:40:17,016 --> 00:40:19,151
It's paint-by-number.

579
00:40:19,218 --> 00:40:21,654
Is it color-by-number? Because the
colors are fascinating to me.

580
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,222
- Aren't they really?
- You bet.

581
00:40:23,289 --> 00:40:26,992
I think you're about one step away
from cuttining your fuckining ear off.

582
00:40:27,059 --> 00:40:28,627
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.

583
00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:32,365
Think I should move to the south of
France, change my name to "Vincent"?

584
00:40:32,431 --> 00:40:35,768
- You ever heard the sayining, "any port in a storm"?
- Yeah.

585
00:40:35,835 --> 00:40:38,804
- Yeah, maybe that means you.
- In what way?

586
00:40:38,872 --> 00:40:42,341
- Maybe you're in the middle of a storm, a big fuckining storm.
- Yeah, maybe.

587
00:40:42,409 --> 00:40:45,578
The sky's fallining on your head. The waves
are crashining over your little boat.

588
00:40:45,644 --> 00:40:47,747
The oars are about to snap.
(SNIFFING)

589
00:40:47,813 --> 00:40:49,783
You just piss in your pants.
You're cryining for the harbor.

590
00:40:49,849 --> 00:40:52,119
So maybe you do what you
gotta do to get out.

591
00:40:52,185 --> 00:40:54,521
You know, maybe you
became a psychologist.

592
00:40:54,587 --> 00:40:58,124
Bingo. That's it. Let me do my job now.
You start with me. Come on.

593
00:41:00,527 --> 00:41:05,932
- Maybe you married the wrong woman.
- Maybe you should watch your mouth!

594
00:41:05,999 --> 00:41:08,935
Watch it right there,
chief, all right?

595
00:41:10,770 --> 00:41:12,706
Ah.

596
00:41:16,543 --> 00:41:19,112
That's it, isn't it?

597
00:41:19,179 --> 00:41:22,683
You married the wrong woman.

598
00:41:22,749 --> 00:41:27,421
What happened? What,
did she leave you?

599
00:41:27,487 --> 00:41:30,490
Was she, you know... (WHISTLING) banging some other guy?

600
00:41:32,526 --> 00:41:35,295
If you ever disrespect my
wife again, I will end you.

601
00:41:35,363 --> 00:41:37,464
I will fuckining end you.

602
00:41:37,532 --> 00:41:41,002
Got that, chief?

603
00:41:41,068 --> 00:41:43,003
Time's up.

604
00:41:43,070 --> 00:41:45,406
Yeah.

605
00:41:58,686 --> 00:42:00,621
At ease, gentlemen.

606
00:42:06,727 --> 00:42:08,663
You okay?

607
00:42:14,069 --> 00:42:18,073
Look, I'll understand if you
don't wanna meet with him again.

608
00:42:18,139 --> 00:42:21,876
Thursday, 4:00. Make
sure the kid's here.

609
00:42:23,679 --> 00:42:26,081
Yeah.

610
00:42:26,147 --> 00:42:28,083
Thanks.

611
00:43:09,325 --> 00:43:12,261
(CHATTERING)

612
00:43:32,081 --> 00:43:35,419
Well, you look lovely
in those glasses.

613
00:43:35,485 --> 00:43:37,420
- Thank you very much.
- They're just beautiful.

614
00:43:37,486 --> 00:43:41,424
- Yes, I always wanted dark blue eye shadow.
- Wonderful.

615
00:43:44,060 --> 00:43:47,463
Growing up in England, you know,
I went to a very nice school.

616
00:43:47,531 --> 00:43:52,836
You know, it was kind of progressive,
organic, do-it-yourself, private school.

617
00:43:52,903 --> 00:43:57,374
Then Harvard.
Hopefully med school.

618
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,375
You know, I figured
out, by the end,

619
00:43:59,443 --> 00:44:03,747
my brain's gonna
be worth $250,000.

620
00:44:03,814 --> 00:44:07,350
That sounded
horrible, didn't it?

621
00:44:07,417 --> 00:44:10,087
- (CLAKING)
- Bring me another mai tai!

622
00:44:10,153 --> 00:44:14,357
Yeah, that's cool. I mean, I bet
your parents were happy to pay.

623
00:44:14,425 --> 00:44:18,328
No, I was happy to pay.
I inherited the money.

624
00:44:18,395 --> 00:44:21,832
Wow. Is Harvard gettining
all that money?

625
00:44:21,898 --> 00:44:24,936
No, Stanford. I'm going there
in June when I graduate.

626
00:44:25,002 --> 00:44:30,040
All right, so you just wanted to use
this sailor and then run away, huh?

627
00:44:30,107 --> 00:44:33,344
I was gonna, you know, experiment on you
for anatomy class first, obviously.

628
00:44:33,410 --> 00:44:35,713
In that case, that's fine.

629
00:44:35,780 --> 00:44:38,549
- Hey, you wanna see my magic tricks, Skylar?
- Of course.

630
00:44:38,615 --> 00:44:41,819
All right. Promise to...

631
00:44:41,886 --> 00:44:44,188
All right.

632
00:44:44,255 --> 00:44:47,959
- This one's for you, Rudolph.
- Wait, wait. You need my wand.

633
00:44:48,025 --> 00:44:50,862
All right, give me a hit.
Thank you. All right.

634
00:44:50,929 --> 00:44:52,864
I'm gonna make all these
caramels disappear.

635
00:44:52,930 --> 00:44:55,733
You ready? Ready.

636
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,403
One, two, three.

637
00:44:58,470 --> 00:45:01,472
- (GASPS)
- (CHUCKLES) They're all gone.

638
00:45:01,539 --> 00:45:04,108
That was my... It works
better when I have my rabbit.

639
00:45:04,242 --> 00:45:07,145
WELL... (CLEARS THROAT)

640
00:45:07,212 --> 00:45:09,847
I don't really date,
you know, that much.

641
00:45:09,914 --> 00:45:14,853
How very unfortunate... I think for me.
(CHUCKLING)

642
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,223
You know what I mean? I know
you've been thinking about it.

643
00:45:18,289 --> 00:45:20,225
- Oh, no, I haven't.
- Yes, you have.

644
00:45:20,292 --> 00:45:22,994
- No, I really haven't.
- Yes, you have. You were hoping to get a good night kiss.

645
00:45:23,061 --> 00:45:26,165
No, you know, I tell ya, I was
hopining to get a good night laid.

646
00:45:26,231 --> 00:45:28,600
(LAUGHING)

647
00:45:28,667 --> 00:45:31,136
But I'll settle for,
like, a kiss, you know?

648
00:45:31,236 --> 00:45:34,039
- How very noble of you.
- Thank you.

649
00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:37,576
- Mm.
- No, I was... I was hopining for a kiss.

650
00:45:38,944 --> 00:45:43,148
Well, why don't we just get
it out of the way now?

651
00:45:43,215 --> 00:45:45,651
- Right now?
- Yeah.

652
00:45:45,717 --> 00:45:47,653
Come on.

653
00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:53,759
(GIGGLING)

654
00:45:55,895 --> 00:45:58,931
I think I got some
of your pickle.

655
00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:11,944
You again, huh?

656
00:46:13,846 --> 00:46:16,115
Come with me.

657
00:46:21,988 --> 00:46:27,426
So what's this? A Taster's
Choice moment between guys?

658
00:46:27,526 --> 00:46:32,065
This is really nice. You got a thing
for swans? Is this, like, a fetish?

659
00:46:32,165 --> 00:46:34,500
Is it something, like, maybe we
need to devote some time to?

660
00:46:36,403 --> 00:46:41,741
- Thought about what you said to me the other day. About my painting.
- Oh.

661
00:46:41,808 --> 00:46:44,745
Stayed up half the night
thinking about it.

662
00:46:45,945 --> 00:46:48,114
Something occurred to me.

663
00:46:48,182 --> 00:46:52,719
I fell into a deep, peaceful sleep
and haven't thought about you since.

664
00:46:52,819 --> 00:46:55,789
- You know what occurred to me?
- No.

665
00:46:55,889 --> 00:47:00,360
You're just a kid. You don't have the
faintest idea what you're talking about.

666
00:47:00,461 --> 00:47:03,563
- Why, thank you.
- It's all right.

667
00:47:03,630 --> 00:47:06,066
You've never been out of Boston.

668
00:47:08,235 --> 00:47:10,171
Nope.

669
00:47:10,237 --> 00:47:12,406
So if I asked you about art, you'd
probably give me the skinny...

670
00:47:12,473 --> 00:47:15,076
on every art book ever written.

671
00:47:15,142 --> 00:47:18,913
Michelangelo? You
know a lot about him.

672
00:47:18,979 --> 00:47:22,650
Life's work, political aspirations.
Him and the pope.

673
00:47:22,716 --> 00:47:27,521
Sexual orientation. The
whole works, right?

674
00:47:27,588 --> 00:47:32,026
I bet you can't tell me what it
smells like in the Sistine Chapel.

675
00:47:33,761 --> 00:47:38,199
You never actually stood there and
looked up at that beautiful ceiling.

676
00:47:40,868 --> 00:47:43,371
Seeing that.

677
00:47:43,472 --> 00:47:45,407
If I ask you about women,

678
00:47:45,473 --> 00:47:49,143
you'll probably give me a syllabus
of your personal favorites.

679
00:47:49,209 --> 00:47:52,147
You may have even been
laid a few times.

680
00:47:57,218 --> 00:48:00,489
But you can't tell me what it feels
like to wake up next to a woman...

681
00:48:00,555 --> 00:48:02,991
and feel truly happy.

682
00:48:06,094 --> 00:48:08,030
You're a tough kid.

683
00:48:09,865 --> 00:48:13,701
I ask you about war, you'd probably
throw Shakespeare at me, right?

684
00:48:13,768 --> 00:48:17,205
"Once more into the
breach, dear friends."

685
00:48:18,474 --> 00:48:21,543
But you've never been near one.

686
00:48:21,643 --> 00:48:24,379
You've never held your best
friend's head in your lap...

687
00:48:24,445 --> 00:48:28,884
and watch him gasp his last
breath lookining to you for help.

688
00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:35,991
If I asked you about love, you'd
probably quote me a sonnet,

689
00:48:36,058 --> 00:48:40,229
but you've never looked at a woman
and been totally vulnerable.

690
00:48:40,296 --> 00:48:44,600
Known someone that could
level you with her eyes.

691
00:48:44,667 --> 00:48:49,105
Feelining like God put an angel
on Earth just for you,

692
00:48:49,205 --> 00:48:52,174
who could rescue you
from the depths of hell.

693
00:48:52,242 --> 00:48:55,444
And you wouldn't know what
it's like to be her angel,

694
00:48:55,511 --> 00:48:58,547
to have that love for
her be there forever.

695
00:48:58,647 --> 00:49:03,118
Through anything.
Through cancer.

696
00:49:03,219 --> 00:49:05,488
And you wouldn't know about sleepining
sittining up in a hospital room...

697
00:49:05,555 --> 00:49:07,657
for two months,
holding her hand,

698
00:49:07,724 --> 00:49:09,659
because the doctors could
see in your eyes...

699
00:49:09,726 --> 00:49:14,297
that the terms "visiting
hours" don't apply to you.

700
00:49:14,397 --> 00:49:16,566
You don't know about real loss,

701
00:49:16,633 --> 00:49:21,638
´cause that only occurs when you love
something more than you love yourself.

702
00:49:21,738 --> 00:49:25,674
I doubt you've ever dared
to love anybody that much.

703
00:49:28,045 --> 00:49:32,982
I look at you. I don't see an
intelligent, confident man.

704
00:49:35,318 --> 00:49:38,755
I see a cocky,
scared shitless kid.

705
00:49:40,490 --> 00:49:43,860
But you're a genius, Will.
No one denies that.

706
00:49:43,927 --> 00:49:47,464
No one could possibly
understand the depths of you.

707
00:49:47,564 --> 00:49:50,601
But you presume to know everything about
me because you saw a painting of mine.

708
00:49:50,701 --> 00:49:53,637
You ripped my
fuckining life apart.

709
00:49:57,140 --> 00:49:59,577
You're an orphan, right?

710
00:50:03,414 --> 00:50:07,418
Do you think I'd know the first thing
about how hard your life has been...

711
00:50:07,518 --> 00:50:10,087
How you feel, who you are...

712
00:50:10,187 --> 00:50:13,591
Because I read Oliver Twist?

713
00:50:13,657 --> 00:50:15,926
Does that encapsulate you?

714
00:50:18,262 --> 00:50:21,232
Personally, I don't give a shit
about all that, because...

715
00:50:21,298 --> 00:50:23,467
You know what? I can't
learn anything from you...

716
00:50:23,534 --> 00:50:25,970
I can't read in
some fuckining book.

717
00:50:27,805 --> 00:50:29,873
Unless you wanna talk about you,

718
00:50:29,974 --> 00:50:31,909
who you are.

719
00:50:33,378 --> 00:50:37,282
And I'm fascinated. I'm in.

720
00:50:39,417 --> 00:50:42,353
But you don't wanna do
that, do you, sport?

721
00:50:44,689 --> 00:50:47,625
You're terrified of
what you might say.

722
00:50:52,663 --> 00:50:54,599
Your move, chief.

723
00:51:07,512 --> 00:51:09,581
(CHATTERING)

724
00:51:18,957 --> 00:51:20,892
(KNOCKING)

725
00:51:46,985 --> 00:51:48,920
(MACHINERY HUMMING)

726
00:52:00,166 --> 00:52:02,101
(RINGING)

727
00:52:02,168 --> 00:52:04,537
Hello? Hello?

728
00:52:04,604 --> 00:52:07,473
Hello?

729
00:52:07,540 --> 00:52:10,443
Professor Valenti, are
you calling me again?

730
00:52:13,346 --> 00:52:15,282
Freak.

731
00:52:19,152 --> 00:52:21,754
- Oh, God.
- Christ, who did you call?

732
00:52:21,821 --> 00:52:24,324
- No one. I forgot the number.
- You fuckining retarded?

733
00:52:24,424 --> 00:52:26,926
You went all the way out there in the
rain, and you didn't bring the number.

734
00:52:27,026 --> 00:52:30,964
No, it was your mother's 900 number.
I just ran out of quarters.

735
00:52:31,030 --> 00:52:33,567
Why don't we get off on mothers?
I just got off yours.

736
00:52:33,667 --> 00:52:35,769
- (LAUGHING)
- BILLY: That's pretty funny, Morgan.

737
00:52:35,869 --> 00:52:38,339
That's a fuckining nickel, bitch.

738
00:52:38,405 --> 00:52:40,741
- Keep antagonizing me. Watch what happens.
- All right, then, Morgan.

739
00:52:40,808 --> 00:52:42,643
- Watch what happens.
- All right, then, Morgan.

740
00:52:42,709 --> 00:52:44,878
MORGAN: Keep fuckining with me.

741
00:52:50,818 --> 00:52:52,754
No smoking.

742
00:53:24,685 --> 00:53:27,321
What do you mean, he didn't talk?
You were in there for an hour.

743
00:53:27,422 --> 00:53:30,691
He just sat there counting the
seconds until the session was over.

744
00:53:30,758 --> 00:53:33,461
- Pretty impressive, actually.
- Why would he do that?

745
00:53:33,528 --> 00:53:37,532
To prove to me he doesn't have to
talk to me if he doesn't want to.

746
00:53:37,632 --> 00:53:41,569
What is this? Some kind of staring contest
between two kids from the old neighborhood?

747
00:53:41,636 --> 00:53:45,440
Yeah, it is, and I
can't talk first.

748
00:53:45,506 --> 00:53:50,445
We know your theory, Alexander, but the
boy's found a simple geometrical picture.

749
00:53:50,545 --> 00:53:53,548
- A tree structure won't work.
- Look now. He's joining the two vertices.

750
00:53:53,648 --> 00:53:56,117
But I can do the sum.

751
00:53:56,218 --> 00:53:58,686
- It's how you group the terms, Alexander.
- But, Gerry.

752
00:53:58,754 --> 00:54:00,689
If we do the whole thing
this way, then...

753
00:54:00,755 --> 00:54:03,525
Hey, look, look.

754
00:54:03,592 --> 00:54:07,028
WILL: I wrote it down.
It's simpler this way.

755
00:54:17,606 --> 00:54:20,509
Sometimes people get lucky.

756
00:54:20,576 --> 00:54:22,545
You're a brilliant man.

757
00:54:30,186 --> 00:54:32,121
(DOOR CLOSES)

758
00:54:32,187 --> 00:54:34,123
<i>♪ (WHISTLING) ♪</i>

759
00:54:59,849 --> 00:55:02,385
You know, I was on
this plane once,

760
00:55:02,485 --> 00:55:05,355
and I'm sittining there, and...

761
00:55:05,422 --> 00:55:07,357
the captain gets on, he
does his whole, you know,

762
00:55:07,424 --> 00:55:09,993
"we'll be cruisining at 35,000 feet,"
but then he puts the Mike down.

763
00:55:10,093 --> 00:55:12,729
- He forgets to turn it off.
- Mm-hmm.

764
00:55:12,829 --> 00:55:14,764
So he turns to the copilot.
He's, like,

765
00:55:14,831 --> 00:55:19,569
"You know, all I could use right now is a
fuckining blow job and a cup of coffee."

766
00:55:19,636 --> 00:55:22,173
So the stewardess fuckining goes bombining
up from the back of the plane...

767
00:55:22,272 --> 00:55:23,906
to tell him the
microphone's still on.

768
00:55:24,007 --> 00:55:27,343
This guy in the back of the plane's like,
"Hey, hon, don't forget the coffee."

769
00:55:27,411 --> 00:55:30,881
(CHUCKLING) You
ever been on a plane?

770
00:55:30,981 --> 00:55:33,951
No, but it's a fuckining joke. It works
better if I tell it in the first person.

771
00:55:34,051 --> 00:55:35,986
Yeah, it does.

772
00:55:39,122 --> 00:55:41,058
I have been laid, you know?

773
00:55:41,125 --> 00:55:43,393
Really? Good for you.

774
00:55:43,461 --> 00:55:45,396
- Big time, big time.
- Big time, huh?

775
00:55:45,462 --> 00:55:48,566
I went on a date last week.

776
00:55:48,666 --> 00:55:51,669
- How'd it go?
- It was good.

777
00:55:51,769 --> 00:55:53,704
- Goining out again?
- I don't know.

778
00:55:53,770 --> 00:55:55,406
- Why?
- Haven't called her.

779
00:55:55,506 --> 00:55:58,843
- Christ, you're an amateur.
- I know what I'm doining.

780
00:55:58,909 --> 00:56:03,181
Yeah. Don't worry about me.
I know what I'm doining.

781
00:56:03,247 --> 00:56:05,716
Yeah, but this girl was,
like, you know, beautiful.

782
00:56:05,783 --> 00:56:10,188
She's smart. She's fun. She's different
from most of the girls I've been with.

783
00:56:10,254 --> 00:56:14,092
- So call her up, Romeo.
- Why, so I can realize she's not that smart.

784
00:56:14,158 --> 00:56:16,494
That she's fuckining boring? You
know, I mean, you don't...

785
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:19,997
This girl's, like, fuckining perfect
right now. I don't wanna ruin that.

786
00:56:20,098 --> 00:56:24,035
Maybe you're perfect right now.
Maybe you don't wanna ruin that.

787
00:56:25,703 --> 00:56:28,039
But I think that's a
super philosophy, Will.

788
00:56:28,105 --> 00:56:33,978
That way, you can go through your entire life
without ever having to really know anybody.

789
00:56:36,248 --> 00:56:38,216
My wife used to fart
when she was nervous.

790
00:56:38,282 --> 00:56:41,286
She had all sorts of
wonderful idiosyncrasies.

791
00:56:41,386 --> 00:56:43,956
You know, she used to
fart in her sleep.

792
00:56:44,055 --> 00:56:46,925
Just thought I'd
share that with you.

793
00:56:46,992 --> 00:56:49,527
One night it was so loud,
it woke the dog up.

794
00:56:49,628 --> 00:56:51,563
(BOTH LAUGHING)

795
00:56:53,398 --> 00:56:55,334
She woke up and gone,
like, "Was that you?"

796
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,570
I said, "Yeah." I didn't have
the heart to tell her. Oh, God.

797
00:56:58,670 --> 00:57:00,906
- She woke herself up? (LAUGHING)
- Yes.

798
00:57:05,977 --> 00:57:11,250
Oh, Christ. But, Will, she's been dead two
years and that's the shit I remember.

799
00:57:11,317 --> 00:57:14,453
It's wonderful stuff, you know?
Little things like that.

800
00:57:14,553 --> 00:57:18,490
Yeah, but those are the
things I miss the most.

801
00:57:18,590 --> 00:57:21,527
Those little idiosyncrasies
that only I knew about.

802
00:57:21,594 --> 00:57:24,163
That's what made her my wife.

803
00:57:24,263 --> 00:57:27,633
Boy, and she had the goods on me too.
She knew all my little peccadillos.

804
00:57:27,701 --> 00:57:32,138
People call these things
"imperfections," but they're not.

805
00:57:32,238 --> 00:57:34,940
That's the good stuff.

806
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:39,679
And then we get to choose who we
let into our weird little worlds.

807
00:57:39,779 --> 00:57:41,714
You're not perfect, sport.

808
00:57:41,780 --> 00:57:44,451
And let me save
you the suspense.

809
00:57:44,550 --> 00:57:47,821
This girl you met, she
isn't perfect either.

810
00:57:47,887 --> 00:57:51,725
But the question is whether or not
you're perfect for each other.

811
00:57:51,791 --> 00:57:56,129
That's the whole deal. That's
what intimacy is all about.

812
00:57:56,196 --> 00:57:58,131
Now you can know everything
in the world, sport,

813
00:57:58,198 --> 00:58:01,267
but the only way you're findining out
that one is by givining it a shot.

814
00:58:01,367 --> 00:58:04,037
You certainly won't learn
from an old fucker like me.

815
00:58:04,137 --> 00:58:07,808
Even if I did know, I wouldn't
tell a pissant like you.

816
00:58:07,908 --> 00:58:09,876
(CHUCKLING) Yeah, why not?

817
00:58:09,942 --> 00:58:13,647
You told me every other fuckining thing.
Jesus Christ.

818
00:58:13,747 --> 00:58:16,516
Fuckining talk more than any
shrink I ever seen in my life.

819
00:58:16,583 --> 00:58:20,620
I teach the shit. I didn't
say I knew how to do it.

820
00:58:20,721 --> 00:58:22,656
Yeah.

821
00:58:25,759 --> 00:58:28,395
(SIGHS) You ever think
about gettining remarried?

822
00:58:28,495 --> 00:58:31,031
My wife's dead.

823
00:58:31,131 --> 00:58:34,234
- Hence the word "remarried."
- She's dead.

824
00:58:36,871 --> 00:58:40,140
Yeah, well, I think that's
a super philosophy, Sean.

825
00:58:40,207 --> 00:58:42,376
I mean, that way, you can actually
go through the rest of your life...

826
00:58:42,477 --> 00:58:45,078
without ever really
knowing anybody.

827
00:58:47,581 --> 00:58:49,717
Time's up.

828
00:59:04,198 --> 00:59:06,401
- Hold it open.
- Okay.

829
00:59:06,467 --> 00:59:09,770
- THANKS.
- (CHATTERING)

830
00:59:12,907 --> 00:59:15,443
<i>♪ (PIANO) ♪</i>

831
00:59:20,048 --> 00:59:23,819
WOMAN: I am
happy with you.

832
00:59:23,885 --> 00:59:27,889
<i>♪ I know I'm about to love you ♪</i>

833
00:59:27,956 --> 00:59:33,195
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You know him.

834
00:59:33,261 --> 00:59:36,664
- (KNOCKING)
- Oh, my, you made me...

835
00:59:36,732 --> 00:59:40,002
"G" minor seventh.
Saddest of all chords.

836
00:59:41,337 --> 00:59:43,272
- Hello.
- Hey.

837
00:59:43,338 --> 00:59:47,642
- Where have you been?
- I'm sorry. I've been, like... I've been really busy, and...

838
00:59:47,710 --> 00:59:50,312
- (CLEARS THROAT) But, um...
- Mmm. Me too.

839
00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:55,584
Yeah. I... I thought you'd call.

840
00:59:55,651 --> 00:59:57,786
Yeah, um...

841
00:59:57,853 --> 01:00:01,223
- I mean, we had a really good time.
- I had a really good time too.

842
01:00:01,290 --> 01:00:03,459
I mean, I just... I...

843
01:00:03,526 --> 01:00:05,661
I'm sorry, you know. I blew it.

844
01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:07,896
No. No, I mean, you
know, it's all right.

845
01:00:07,964 --> 01:00:11,133
Yeah, um, so, I was
wonderining if, uh,

846
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,135
if, you know, you'd give
me another crack at it.

847
01:00:13,202 --> 01:00:15,805
You know, let me
take you out again.

848
01:00:15,871 --> 01:00:18,541
- I can't.
- All right.

849
01:00:18,608 --> 01:00:22,011
Oh, no, I didn't... I didn't
mean I can't, like, ever.

850
01:00:22,078 --> 01:00:24,014
I just can't right now.

851
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:27,116
I've got to assign the proton
spectrum for "ebogamine."

852
01:00:27,183 --> 01:00:31,187
All that sounds really, really interesting.
It's actually fantastically boring.

853
01:00:31,253 --> 01:00:34,156
- All right, um...
- Maybe some other time.

854
01:00:34,223 --> 01:00:38,261
- Like tomorrow?
- Um, yeah, all right.

855
01:00:38,327 --> 01:00:40,764
- Okay.
- Okay.

856
01:00:40,830 --> 01:00:43,199
- Bye.
- Bye.

857
01:00:52,342 --> 01:00:54,844
(BELL TOLLING)

858
01:00:54,912 --> 01:00:57,447
- (KNOCKING)
- What are you doing here?

859
01:00:57,514 --> 01:00:59,783
I couldn't wait till tomorrow.

860
01:00:59,850 --> 01:01:02,819
Where the fuck did you get this?

861
01:01:02,886 --> 01:01:04,988
I had to sleep with
someone in your class.

862
01:01:05,055 --> 01:01:10,695
Oh, I hope it was someone with the open-toed
sandals and the really bad breath.

863
01:01:10,761 --> 01:01:14,731
- Come on. Let's go have some fun.
- No, I've got to learn this.

864
01:01:14,799 --> 01:01:17,467
Well, you're not going into
surgery tomorrow, are you?

865
01:01:17,535 --> 01:01:19,503
- No.
- Let's go.

866
01:01:19,604 --> 01:01:23,540
- (BELL RINGS)
- (CROWD SHOUTING)

867
01:01:23,607 --> 01:01:27,077
Oh, my God! My dog is winning!

868
01:01:27,145 --> 01:01:29,480
Come on, Misty!

869
01:01:29,547 --> 01:01:32,249
Come on! Run! Look at that!
Come on!

870
01:01:32,316 --> 01:01:34,251
Look, there he goes. Misty, run!
Come on!

871
01:01:36,586 --> 01:01:40,824
- We won. (LAUGHS)
- He totally won.

872
01:01:42,727 --> 01:01:44,996
So did you grow up
around here then?

873
01:01:45,062 --> 01:01:47,264
Not far. South Boston.

874
01:01:49,867 --> 01:01:51,802
Still glowing from my win.

875
01:01:51,870 --> 01:01:55,506
Look at you. You're so happy.

876
01:01:55,573 --> 01:01:57,609
And what was that like then?

877
01:01:57,675 --> 01:02:01,346
It was normal, I guess.
Nothining special.

878
01:02:01,412 --> 01:02:04,616
Do you got lots of
brothers and sisters?

879
01:02:04,682 --> 01:02:07,919
- Do I have a lot of brothers and sisters?
- That's what I said.

880
01:02:07,986 --> 01:02:13,558
- Well, lrish Catholic, what do you think?
- Right. That's right.

881
01:02:13,625 --> 01:02:18,597
- How many?
- You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

882
01:02:18,664 --> 01:02:22,201
- Why? Go on. What? Five?
- No.

883
01:02:22,267 --> 01:02:25,537
Seven? Eight? How many?

884
01:02:25,604 --> 01:02:27,806
- I have 12 big brothers.
- You do not!

885
01:02:27,872 --> 01:02:30,709
No, I swear to God. I swear to God.
I'm lucky 13 right here.

886
01:02:30,776 --> 01:02:32,712
Do you know all their names?

887
01:02:32,778 --> 01:02:35,380
Do l... Yeah, they're
my brothers.

888
01:02:35,447 --> 01:02:37,550
What are they called?

889
01:02:37,616 --> 01:02:41,954
Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey,
Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny and Brian.

890
01:02:42,020 --> 01:02:44,489
Say it again.

891
01:02:44,556 --> 01:02:48,660
Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey,
Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny and Brian.

892
01:02:48,727 --> 01:02:51,330
And Willy.

893
01:02:51,397 --> 01:02:52,731
- Willy?
- Yeah.

894
01:02:52,798 --> 01:02:54,300
- Will.
- Wow.

895
01:02:54,366 --> 01:02:58,170
- Do you still see all of them?
- Yeah, well, they all live in Southie.

896
01:02:58,238 --> 01:03:00,840
- I'm livining with three of ´'em right now.
- Oh, yeah?

897
01:03:00,906 --> 01:03:02,408
- Yeah.
- I'd like to meet them.

898
01:03:02,475 --> 01:03:04,844
Yeah, we'll do that.

899
01:03:05,044 --> 01:03:07,446
Oh, you know, I read
your book last night.

900
01:03:07,513 --> 01:03:10,082
- Oh, so you're the one.
- (LAUGHS)

901
01:03:10,149 --> 01:03:12,118
Do you still, uh... Do you
still counsel veterans?

902
01:03:12,185 --> 01:03:13,486
No, I don't.

903
01:03:13,553 --> 01:03:18,224
- Why not?
- Well, I gave it up when my wife got sick.

904
01:03:18,291 --> 01:03:23,830
You ever wonder what your life would be like
if you, uh, if you never met your wife?

905
01:03:23,897 --> 01:03:25,832
What? Wonder if I'd be
better off without her?

906
01:03:25,898 --> 01:03:28,034
- No, no, no, I'm not saying, like, better off.
- No.

907
01:03:28,101 --> 01:03:32,105
- I didn't mean it like that.
- It's all right. It's an important question.

908
01:03:32,172 --> 01:03:34,440
´Cause you'll have bad times, but
that'll always wake you up...

909
01:03:34,508 --> 01:03:36,776
to the good stuff you weren't
paying attention to.

910
01:03:36,843 --> 01:03:39,446
And you don't regret
meetining your wife?

911
01:03:39,512 --> 01:03:42,215
Why? ´Cause the pain I feel now?

912
01:03:42,282 --> 01:03:47,654
Oh, I got regrets, Will, but I don't
regret a single day I spent with her.

913
01:03:51,491 --> 01:03:54,861
So when did you know, like,
that she was the one for you?

914
01:03:54,928 --> 01:03:57,664
October 21, 1975.

915
01:03:57,731 --> 01:03:59,832
Jesus Christ. You
know the fuckining day?

916
01:03:59,900 --> 01:04:04,905
Oh, yeah, ´cause it was game six of the World
Series, biggest game in Red Sox history.

917
01:04:04,971 --> 01:04:10,077
- Yeah, sure.
- My friends and I had slept out all night to get tickets.

918
01:04:10,144 --> 01:04:13,647
- You got tickets?
- Yep. Day of the game I was sittining in a bar,

919
01:04:13,714 --> 01:04:17,217
waitining for the game to start
and in walks this girl.

920
01:04:17,285 --> 01:04:20,654
It was an amazing game though. You know,
bottom of the eighth, Carbo ties it up.

921
01:04:20,722 --> 01:04:22,856
It was 6-6. It went to 12.

922
01:04:22,924 --> 01:04:26,761
Bottom of the 12th, in stepped
Carlton Fisk, old Pudge.

923
01:04:26,827 --> 01:04:28,896
Steps up to the plate. You know,
he's got that weird stance.

924
01:04:28,963 --> 01:04:32,566
- Yeah, yeah.
- And then... Boom! He clocks it, you know.

925
01:04:32,634 --> 01:04:35,302
High fly ball down
the left field line!

926
01:04:35,369 --> 01:04:37,938
Thirty-five thousand people on
their feet, yellining at the ball.

927
01:04:38,006 --> 01:04:40,542
But that's nothining, ´cause Fisk, he's
wavining at the ball like a madman.

928
01:04:40,608 --> 01:04:42,544
- Yeah, I've seen that.
- "Get over! Get over!"

929
01:04:42,610 --> 01:04:44,045
- Right.
- "Get over!"

930
01:04:44,111 --> 01:04:48,516
Then it hits the foul pole. He
goes ape-shit, and 35,000 fans...

931
01:04:48,583 --> 01:04:50,685
They charge the field, you know.

932
01:04:50,752 --> 01:04:53,088
Yeah, and he's fuckining blowining
people outta the way.

933
01:04:53,154 --> 01:04:55,290
"Get outta the way!
Get outta the way!"

934
01:04:55,356 --> 01:04:58,526
I can't fuckining believe you had
tickets to that fuckining game!

935
01:04:58,593 --> 01:05:01,696
- Did you rush the field?
- No, I didn't rush the fuckining field. I wasn't there.

936
01:05:01,763 --> 01:05:04,766
- What?
- No, I was in a bar, havining a drink with my future wife.

937
01:05:04,832 --> 01:05:09,438
You missed Pudge Fisk's home run to have a
fuckining drink with some lady you never met?

938
01:05:09,504 --> 01:05:11,706
Yeah, but you should have seen her.
She was a stunner.

939
01:05:11,774 --> 01:05:14,309
- I don't care if...
- Oh, no, no, she lit up the room.

940
01:05:14,376 --> 01:05:17,379
- I don't care if Helen of Troy walks into the room.
- Oh, Helen of Troy!

941
01:05:17,445 --> 01:05:19,581
That's game six! Oh, my God, and
who were these friends of yours?

942
01:05:19,648 --> 01:05:21,951
- They let you get away with that?
- They had to.

943
01:05:22,017 --> 01:05:25,621
- What did you say to ´'em?
- I just slid my ticket across the table.

944
01:05:25,687 --> 01:05:28,791
I said, "Sorry, guys. I
gotta see about a girl."

945
01:05:28,857 --> 01:05:31,026
- "I gotta go see about a girl"?
- Yes!

946
01:05:31,093 --> 01:05:33,095
That's what you said? They
let you get away with that?

947
01:05:33,162 --> 01:05:35,297
Oh, yeah. They saw it in
my eyes that I meant it.

948
01:05:35,364 --> 01:05:39,167
- You're kiddining me?
- No, I'm not kidding you, Will.

949
01:05:39,235 --> 01:05:41,903
That's why I'm not talkining right now about
some girl I saw at a bar 20 years ago...

950
01:05:41,971 --> 01:05:44,406
and how I always regretted not
goining over and talkining to her.

951
01:05:44,473 --> 01:05:47,643
I don't regret the 18 years
I was married to Nancy.

952
01:05:47,710 --> 01:05:50,780
I don't regret the six years I had to
give up counseling when she got sick,

953
01:05:50,847 --> 01:05:54,583
and I don't regret the last
years when she got really sick.

954
01:05:54,650 --> 01:05:57,287
And I sure as hell don't
regret missining a damn game.

955
01:05:57,353 --> 01:06:00,089
That's regret.

956
01:06:00,156 --> 01:06:02,392
Wow!

957
01:06:05,461 --> 01:06:07,396
(SIGHS)

958
01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:10,100
Would have been nice to
catch that game though.

959
01:06:10,166 --> 01:06:12,702
I didn't know Pudge was
gonna hit a home run.

960
01:06:12,769 --> 01:06:14,737
(BOTH LAUGHING)

961
01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:18,875
You know, I'm very, very
useful on the court.

962
01:06:18,942 --> 01:06:22,045
I'm extremely tall.

963
01:06:22,111 --> 01:06:24,981
- You're not that tall.
- I dunk.

964
01:06:26,516 --> 01:06:31,087
- (RATTLING)
- Will I ever play in the N.B.A.?

965
01:06:31,154 --> 01:06:34,724
"It is decidedly so." Hmph.

966
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,830
Why do we always stay here?

967
01:06:39,896 --> 01:06:42,532
´Cause it's nicer than my place.

968
01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:45,102
Yes, but I've never
seen your place.

969
01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:47,404
I know. (LAUGHS)

970
01:06:47,470 --> 01:06:49,940
When am I gonna meet your
friends and your brothers?

971
01:06:50,007 --> 01:06:53,477
Well, they don't really
come down here that much.

972
01:06:53,544 --> 01:06:55,679
I think I can make
it to South Boston.

973
01:06:55,746 --> 01:07:00,418
It's kind of a hike.

974
01:07:00,551 --> 01:07:03,487
Is it me you're hiding from
them or the other way around?

975
01:07:03,554 --> 01:07:06,090
- All right, we'll go.
- When?

976
01:07:06,156 --> 01:07:08,592
I don't know. We'll go
sometime next week.

977
01:07:08,659 --> 01:07:14,098
What if I said I would not sleep with you
again until you let me meet your friends?

978
01:07:17,568 --> 01:07:19,704
(GROANS)

979
01:07:19,771 --> 01:07:23,441
I'd say it's, like, 4:30 in the mornining.
They're probably up.

980
01:07:23,507 --> 01:07:26,778
Oh, my God. Men are shameless.

981
01:07:26,844 --> 01:07:31,182
If you're not thinking with your wiener,
then you're acting directly on its behalf.

982
01:07:31,249 --> 01:07:34,818
You bet. And on behalf of my wiener,
can I get an advance payment?

983
01:07:34,886 --> 01:07:39,591
I don't know. Let's ask.
"Outlook does not look good."

984
01:07:39,658 --> 01:07:43,060
- CHUCK ON PHONE: What?
- Fuck the... Hey, Chuck. No. Nothing. Go back to sleep.

985
01:07:43,128 --> 01:07:46,364
"Outlook"? That's the same thing that
told you you was gonna play in the N.B.A.

986
01:07:46,431 --> 01:07:50,502
Exactly, so look out. You'd better
start buying some season tickets.

987
01:07:50,569 --> 01:07:55,373
Mmm! I plan to. I'm tall.
I like wearing shorts.

988
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:57,676
Hook, hook. Dunk, dunk.

989
01:07:57,742 --> 01:08:00,546
- You're not that tall.
- Yes, I am.

990
01:08:00,612 --> 01:08:03,648
Maybe I'm all about
three points.

991
01:08:03,715 --> 01:08:05,984
I'm all about home runs.

992
01:08:06,051 --> 01:08:10,288
(LAUGHS) Stop mixing
your sporting metaphors.

993
01:08:13,391 --> 01:08:16,228
(LAUGHING)

994
01:08:21,834 --> 01:08:25,404
A leprechaun's got his
dick in the monkey's ass.

995
01:08:25,471 --> 01:08:29,208
Morgan comes runnining in, goining, "I
don't mind it. I don't mind..."

996
01:08:29,275 --> 01:08:31,210
(LAUGHING)

997
01:08:31,277 --> 01:08:34,981
Well, I can't believe you brought Skylar here
when we're fuckining all bombed and drinkining.

998
01:08:35,047 --> 01:08:38,350
I know, Morgan. It's a real
rarity we'd be all drinkining.

999
01:08:38,418 --> 01:08:41,287
My uncle Marty drinks. He'll go on
a bender for six, eight months.

1000
01:08:41,353 --> 01:08:44,190
Did I ever tell ya what happened to him when
he was drivining up there and got pulled over?

1001
01:08:44,257 --> 01:08:46,558
- I told you guys, right?
- Marty, yeah.

1002
01:08:46,626 --> 01:08:50,229
Let me tell ya what happened to my uncle
Marty, because you oughta know this.

1003
01:08:50,296 --> 01:08:53,666
He's always tellining stories. Every time
we come here he's got another story.

1004
01:08:53,733 --> 01:08:57,737
But we all heard this one.
Go ahead. Say it anyway.

1005
01:08:57,803 --> 01:09:02,942
I will go ahead. Thanks a lot.
Guess I have the floor now.

1006
01:09:03,009 --> 01:09:05,678
My uncle Marty's
drivining home, right?

1007
01:09:05,745 --> 01:09:10,517
Bombed out of his tree, right? Just
hammered out of his gourd. Just wrecked.

1008
01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:14,720
This state trooper sees him, pulls him
over. So my uncle's fucked basically.

1009
01:09:14,788 --> 01:09:17,023
Got him out of the car, tryining
to make him walk the line.

1010
01:09:17,091 --> 01:09:20,961
He gets out of the car, pukes, and the statie's
pretty sure he's over the legal limit.

1011
01:09:21,027 --> 01:09:24,831
So he's about to throw the cuffs
on him and put him in jail.

1012
01:09:24,898 --> 01:09:28,969
All of a sudden, 50 yards down the
road, there's this huge fuckining boom.

1013
01:09:29,036 --> 01:09:32,539
- Statie gets real spooked. He turns around...
- He got shot?

1014
01:09:32,606 --> 01:09:35,575
No. So... So... You heard
this story before.

1015
01:09:35,642 --> 01:09:37,578
Yeah, Morgan, stop. Stop.

1016
01:09:37,645 --> 01:09:40,981
Some other guy's car had hit a tree.
There was an accident.

1017
01:09:41,047 --> 01:09:42,983
(COUGHS) ANYWAY...

1018
01:09:43,050 --> 01:09:45,185
- How could he hear...
- Shut the fuck up!

1019
01:09:45,252 --> 01:09:48,222
- You're drivining him nuts.
- I'm gonna break your neck. Shut up!

1020
01:09:48,288 --> 01:09:50,257
He told you the
story once before.

1021
01:09:50,324 --> 01:09:53,027
So he tells my uncle, "Stay here.
Don't move."

1022
01:09:53,093 --> 01:09:57,031
Statie goes runnining down the road
to deal with the other accident.

1023
01:09:57,097 --> 01:10:01,035
After a few minutes of just lyining
in his own piss and vomit,

1024
01:10:01,101 --> 01:10:03,103
my uncle starts wonderining
what he's doining there.

1025
01:10:03,171 --> 01:10:05,706
Gets up, gets in his car
and just drives home.

1026
01:10:05,773 --> 01:10:08,776
The next mornining my
uncle's just passed out.

1027
01:10:08,843 --> 01:10:11,111
- He hears this knockining at the door.
- (KNOCKING)

1028
01:10:11,179 --> 01:10:14,114
So he goes downstairs, pulls
the door open... "What?"

1029
01:10:14,182 --> 01:10:16,150
It's the state trooper
that pulled him over.

1030
01:10:16,217 --> 01:10:18,153
Statie says, "Fuck
you mean, ´What?´."

1031
01:10:18,219 --> 01:10:21,756
You know what. I pulled you over last
night is what, and you took off."

1032
01:10:21,823 --> 01:10:24,391
He's like, "I never seen
you before in my life."

1033
01:10:24,459 --> 01:10:27,195
I've been home all night with my kids.
I don't know who the fuck you are."

1034
01:10:27,261 --> 01:10:30,564
He's like, "You know who I am.
Let me get in your garage."

1035
01:10:30,632 --> 01:10:32,967
My uncle's like, "What?" He said, "You
heard me. Let me get in your garage."

1036
01:10:33,034 --> 01:10:35,704
He was like, "All right. Fine." Takes
him out to the garage, opens the door.

1037
01:10:35,770 --> 01:10:40,975
And there's... The statie's police
cruiser is in my uncle's garage.

1038
01:10:41,043 --> 01:10:43,545
- (MORGAN LAUGHING)
- He was so fuckining...

1039
01:10:43,611 --> 01:10:46,081
He was so fuckining hammered
he drove the wrong car home.

1040
01:10:46,147 --> 01:10:49,918
The best part about it is,
the fuckining state trooper...

1041
01:10:49,985 --> 01:10:52,421
was so embarrassed he
didn't do anything.

1042
01:10:52,487 --> 01:10:55,824
He'd been drivining around all night in my
uncle's Chevelle, lookining for the house.

1043
01:10:55,891 --> 01:10:59,928
All right, Chuck, what the fuck
is the point of your story?

1044
01:10:59,995 --> 01:11:02,231
He got away. That's the point.

1045
01:11:02,297 --> 01:11:05,467
- Well, question...
- Come on. Stop.

1046
01:11:05,534 --> 01:11:08,337
- I'm tryining to clarify somethining.
- You're embarrassing him.

1047
01:11:08,404 --> 01:11:10,906
- It doesn't make any sense.
- It does make sense,

1048
01:11:10,973 --> 01:11:12,941
if you listen to the story
and quit askining questions.

1049
01:11:13,009 --> 01:11:16,345
Well, let's see if you can get this one.
I've got a little story for you.

1050
01:11:16,412 --> 01:11:21,150
All right, there's an old
couple in bed, Mary and Paddie.

1051
01:11:21,216 --> 01:11:26,789
They wake up on the morning
of their 50th anniversary.

1052
01:11:26,855 --> 01:11:29,992
Mary looks over and gazes
adoringly at Paddie.

1053
01:11:30,059 --> 01:11:32,127
She's like, "Oh, Jesus, Paddie."

1054
01:11:32,194 --> 01:11:34,464
You're such a good-looking feller.
I love ya.

1055
01:11:34,530 --> 01:11:36,900
I want to give ya
a little present.

1056
01:11:36,966 --> 01:11:39,936
Anything your little heart desires,
I'm goining to give it to ya.

1057
01:11:40,003 --> 01:11:41,938
What would ya like?

1058
01:11:42,004 --> 01:11:46,676
Paddie's like, "Oh, gee, Mary.
That's a very sweet offer."

1059
01:11:46,743 --> 01:11:51,681
Now, in 50 years, there's one
thing that's been missing,

1060
01:11:51,748 --> 01:11:55,518
and, uh, I would like you
to give me a blow job.

1061
01:11:55,585 --> 01:11:59,289
I would like for it."
Mary's like, "All right."

1062
01:11:59,355 --> 01:12:03,794
She takes her teeth out, puts ´'em in
the glass. She gives him a blow job.

1063
01:12:03,860 --> 01:12:07,798
Afterwards, Paddie's like, "Yeah, geez,
now that's what I've been missining."

1064
01:12:07,864 --> 01:12:11,768
That was the most beautiful,
earth-shattering thing ever!

1065
01:12:11,834 --> 01:12:14,170
Beautiful, Mary! I love ya!

1066
01:12:14,237 --> 01:12:17,174
"Is there anything that
I can do for you?"

1067
01:12:17,241 --> 01:12:21,879
Mary looks up to him and she
goes, "Give us a kiss."

1068
01:12:21,945 --> 01:12:24,248
- Oh!
- Oh, my God!

1069
01:12:24,314 --> 01:12:27,718
- That's filthy.
- It's not that filthy. I've heard filthy.

1070
01:12:27,785 --> 01:12:32,056
(LAUGHING)

1071
01:12:32,122 --> 01:12:36,126
- Get off of me!
- All right. See you guys later.

1072
01:12:36,193 --> 01:12:39,463
All right. Take it easy, Bill.

1073
01:12:39,529 --> 01:12:41,999
So, Skylar, thanks
for comining by.

1074
01:12:42,066 --> 01:12:44,034
Changed my opinion
of Harvard people.

1075
01:12:44,100 --> 01:12:47,572
You don't want to rush to judgment on
that one, ´cause they're not all like me.

1076
01:12:47,638 --> 01:12:50,374
Oh. I'm sure. It was
nice to meet ya.

1077
01:12:50,441 --> 01:12:53,111
- Oh.
- Take it easy. Slowly back away.

1078
01:12:53,177 --> 01:12:57,281
- Oh, come on. Brother.
- I don't know what you're doining, dude.

1079
01:12:57,348 --> 01:13:00,017
- You're givining us a ride.
- What the fuck do I look like to you?

1080
01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:03,521
- Come on, Chuck.
- You're walkining, bitch. Will's takining the car.

1081
01:13:03,587 --> 01:13:06,824
All right, thanks, sucker.
I appreciate it.

1082
01:13:06,891 --> 01:13:09,794
I don't know what you're
gettining all serious about.

1083
01:13:09,860 --> 01:13:13,765
- You're droppining me off first.
- It's really out of the way.

1084
01:13:13,832 --> 01:13:16,734
Oh, okay. Just ´cause you don't have to
sleep in your one-room palace tonight...

1085
01:13:16,802 --> 01:13:18,737
don't start thinkining you're bad.

1086
01:13:18,803 --> 01:13:21,072
Hey, wait a minute. You said
we were gonna see your place.

1087
01:13:21,139 --> 01:13:24,275
- Not tonight.
- Oh, no, not tonight. Not any other night.

1088
01:13:24,343 --> 01:13:27,946
He knows once you see that shit-hole
he's gettining dropped like a bad habit.

1089
01:13:28,013 --> 01:13:30,048
But I wanted to
meet your brothers.

1090
01:13:30,115 --> 01:13:32,551
We're gonna do
that another time.

1091
01:13:32,617 --> 01:13:34,552
All right.

1092
01:13:36,421 --> 01:13:38,757
Need them keys.

1093
01:13:38,823 --> 01:13:42,861
The stewardess hears this and
goes haulining ass down the aisle.

1094
01:13:42,927 --> 01:13:46,265
I yell, "Don't
forget the coffee."

1095
01:13:46,331 --> 01:13:48,367
No shit! You didn't say that.

1096
01:13:48,433 --> 01:13:50,836
For Christ's sake,
Marty, it's a joke.

1097
01:13:50,903 --> 01:13:53,072
- I know someone that actually happened to, Marty.
- A joke.

1098
01:13:53,139 --> 01:13:54,740
- Gerry.
- Hi.

1099
01:13:54,806 --> 01:13:56,775
- Have trouble findining the place?
- No, I took a cab.

1100
01:13:56,843 --> 01:14:00,713
Timmy, this is Gerry. We
went to college together.

1101
01:14:00,779 --> 01:14:02,948
How you doining? Nice to meet ya.

1102
01:14:03,016 --> 01:14:04,951
- Pleased to meet you.
- Can I get you a beer?

1103
01:14:05,017 --> 01:14:07,486
Um, no, just a Perrier.

1104
01:14:07,553 --> 01:14:09,488
That's French for club soda.

1105
01:14:09,555 --> 01:14:12,158
- Club soda, yeah.
- Couple of sandwiches too.

1106
01:14:12,224 --> 01:14:14,160
- Sure.
- Put it on my tab.

1107
01:14:14,226 --> 01:14:16,496
You ever plannining
on payining your tab?

1108
01:14:16,562 --> 01:14:18,764
Yeah, chief, got the winning
lottery ticket right here.

1109
01:14:18,831 --> 01:14:20,500
- What's the jackpot?
- Twelve million.

1110
01:14:20,566 --> 01:14:25,338
- I don't think that'll cover it.
- It'll cover your sex change operation.

1111
01:14:28,641 --> 01:14:32,478
- Nuts?
- No, thank you.

1112
01:14:35,048 --> 01:14:38,151
So, you wanted to
talk about Will.

1113
01:14:38,217 --> 01:14:42,088
- Well, it seems to be going well.
- I think so.

1114
01:14:43,490 --> 01:14:46,325
Have you talked to him
at all about his future?

1115
01:14:46,393 --> 01:14:50,096
No, we haven't gotten into that yet.
We're still bangining away at the past.

1116
01:14:50,163 --> 01:14:53,700
Maybe you should. My phone's been
ringing off the hook with job offers.

1117
01:14:53,766 --> 01:14:57,671
- What kind?
- Cutting edge mathematics, think tanks.

1118
01:14:57,737 --> 01:15:01,074
The kind of place where a mind
like Will's is given free rein.

1119
01:15:01,141 --> 01:15:06,814
That's great that there are offers, but I
don't really think he's ready for that.

1120
01:15:10,550 --> 01:15:12,753
I'm not sure you
understand, Sean.

1121
01:15:12,819 --> 01:15:15,589
- What don't I understand?
- Here you go, guys.

1122
01:15:15,656 --> 01:15:18,859
- Thanks, Tim.
- Yeah, thank you.

1123
01:15:18,926 --> 01:15:21,262
Just so you don't
get sticky fingers.

1124
01:15:21,328 --> 01:15:23,797
Tim, can you help us?

1125
01:15:23,864 --> 01:15:26,300
We're tryining to settle a bet.

1126
01:15:26,366 --> 01:15:27,768
Uh-oh.

1127
01:15:27,835 --> 01:15:31,271
- Ever heard of Jonas Salk?
- Sure. Cured polio.

1128
01:15:31,338 --> 01:15:34,041
- Ever heard of Albert Einstein?
- Hey.

1129
01:15:34,109 --> 01:15:36,210
(POOL BALLS CLATTERING)

1130
01:15:36,277 --> 01:15:39,513
How about Gerald Lambeau?
Ever heard of him?

1131
01:15:39,580 --> 01:15:43,317
- No.
- Thank you, Tim.

1132
01:15:43,383 --> 01:15:45,319
- So who won the bet?
- I did.

1133
01:15:47,355 --> 01:15:51,792
This isn't about me, Sean.

1134
01:15:51,859 --> 01:15:54,696
I'm nothing compared
to this young man.

1135
01:15:58,199 --> 01:16:00,168
You ever hear of Gerald Lambeau?

1136
01:16:00,234 --> 01:16:04,906
In 1905 there were hundreds of professors
renown for their study of the universe.

1137
01:16:04,972 --> 01:16:09,511
But it was a 26-year-old
Swiss patent clerk,

1138
01:16:09,578 --> 01:16:12,214
doing physics in his spare
time, who changed the world.

1139
01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:14,216
Can you imagine if Einstein
would have given that up...

1140
01:16:14,282 --> 01:16:16,818
just to get drunk with his
buddies in Vienna every night.

1141
01:16:16,885 --> 01:16:19,521
We all would have
lost something.

1142
01:16:19,588 --> 01:16:21,590
Tim would never
have heard of him.

1143
01:16:21,656 --> 01:16:24,760
- Pretty dramatic, Gerry.
- No, it isn't, Sean.

1144
01:16:24,826 --> 01:16:27,429
This boy has that gift.

1145
01:16:27,496 --> 01:16:29,998
He just doesn't got the direction,
but we can give that to him.

1146
01:16:30,064 --> 01:16:35,370
Hey, Gerry, in the 1960s, there was a young
man graduated from University of Michigan.

1147
01:16:35,437 --> 01:16:38,707
Did some brilliant
work in mathematics.

1148
01:16:38,774 --> 01:16:41,210
Specifically, bounded
harmonic functions.

1149
01:16:41,277 --> 01:16:44,346
Then he went on to Berkeley. He was assistant
professor. Showed amazing potential.

1150
01:16:44,413 --> 01:16:47,349
Then he moved to Montana, and
he blew the competition away.

1151
01:16:47,416 --> 01:16:50,352
- Yeah, so who was he?
- Ted Kaczynski.

1152
01:16:50,420 --> 01:16:52,287
Haven't heard of him.

1153
01:16:52,355 --> 01:16:54,290
- Hey, Timmy!
- Yo!

1154
01:16:54,356 --> 01:16:57,126
- Who's Ted Kaczynski?
- Unabomber.

1155
01:16:59,027 --> 01:17:02,131
That's exactly what
I'm talking about.

1156
01:17:02,198 --> 01:17:04,133
- We gotta give this kid direction.
- Yeah...

1157
01:17:04,199 --> 01:17:06,568
He can contribute to the world,
and we can help him do that.

1158
01:17:06,636 --> 01:17:08,705
Direction's one thing.
Manipulation's another.

1159
01:17:08,771 --> 01:17:11,640
- Sean...
- We have to let him find...

1160
01:17:11,708 --> 01:17:14,444
I'm not sitting at home every night
twisting my mustache and hatching a plan...

1161
01:17:14,510 --> 01:17:16,479
to ruin this boy's life!

1162
01:17:16,545 --> 01:17:18,948
I was doing advanced
mathematics when I was 18,

1163
01:17:19,015 --> 01:17:21,484
and it still took me over 20 years to
do something worthy of a Field's medal.

1164
01:17:21,551 --> 01:17:23,986
Maybe he doesn't
want what you want.

1165
01:17:24,054 --> 01:17:26,822
There's more to life than
a fuckining Field's medal.

1166
01:17:26,889 --> 01:17:30,826
This is too important, Sean, and
it's above personal rivalry.

1167
01:17:30,894 --> 01:17:33,329
Wait a minute. Let's
talk about the boy.

1168
01:17:33,396 --> 01:17:36,132
Why don't we give him time
to figure out what he wants?

1169
01:17:36,198 --> 01:17:39,469
That's a wonderful theory, Sean. It
worked wonders for you, didn't it?

1170
01:17:39,536 --> 01:17:42,172
Yeah, it did, you
arrogant fuckining prick!

1171
01:17:43,573 --> 01:17:47,010
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
that I came here today.

1172
01:17:47,077 --> 01:17:49,245
I came here out of courtesy. I
wanted to keep you in the loop.

1173
01:17:49,313 --> 01:17:51,447
Nice to be in the loop.

1174
01:17:51,515 --> 01:17:55,118
The boy's in a meeting right now
I set up for him over at McNeil.

1175
01:17:55,186 --> 01:17:59,623
Well, Will, I'm not exactly
sure what you mean.

1176
01:17:59,690 --> 01:18:02,058
We've already offered
you a position.

1177
01:18:02,125 --> 01:18:04,161
Nobody in this town works
without a retainer, guys.

1178
01:18:04,228 --> 01:18:07,497
You think you can find somebody
who does, you have my blessining.

1179
01:18:07,564 --> 01:18:10,835
But I think we all know that person is not
gonna represent you as well as I can.

1180
01:18:10,901 --> 01:18:14,038
Will, our offer is
$84,000 a year.

1181
01:18:14,104 --> 01:18:18,843
Retainer! Retainer.

1182
01:18:18,909 --> 01:18:21,679
You want us to give
you cash right now?

1183
01:18:21,745 --> 01:18:25,816
Whoa-ho-ho. Easy...
Now, I didn't say that.

1184
01:18:25,882 --> 01:18:31,122
Allegedly, your
situation, for you,

1185
01:18:31,188 --> 01:18:35,025
would be concurrently
improved if I had...

1186
01:18:35,093 --> 01:18:37,761
$200 in my back
pocket right now.

1187
01:18:37,829 --> 01:18:42,867
(CLEARS THROAT) I don't
think I can... Larry?

1188
01:18:42,934 --> 01:18:47,137
- I've got $73.
- Will you take a check?

1189
01:18:47,205 --> 01:18:51,976
Let me tell you somethining.
You're suspect.

1190
01:18:52,043 --> 01:18:57,382
Yeah, you. I don't know what
your reputation is in this town,

1191
01:18:57,448 --> 01:19:00,184
but after the shit you
tried to pull today,

1192
01:19:00,252 --> 01:19:02,854
you can bet I'll be
lookining into you.

1193
01:19:02,921 --> 01:19:07,859
Now, any business
we have heretofore,

1194
01:19:07,926 --> 01:19:11,730
you can speak with my
aforementioned attorney.

1195
01:19:11,796 --> 01:19:13,965
Good day, gentlemen.

1196
01:19:14,031 --> 01:19:17,770
And until that day comes, keep
your ear to the grindstone.

1197
01:19:20,239 --> 01:19:24,076
(CHATTERING)

1198
01:19:32,084 --> 01:19:34,019
- How's it goining?
- Fine.

1199
01:19:34,086 --> 01:19:36,155
Yeah.

1200
01:19:36,222 --> 01:19:38,157
Good.

1201
01:19:39,224 --> 01:19:41,860
- Want some help?
- No!

1202
01:19:41,928 --> 01:19:45,131
Come on. Give me one little peek,
and we'll go to the batting cages.

1203
01:19:45,197 --> 01:19:47,400
No.

1204
01:19:47,466 --> 01:19:51,137
It is actually important
that I learn this.

1205
01:19:51,203 --> 01:19:54,974
- It's really important... to me, okay?
- All right.

1206
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:59,979
- Why don't we just hang out here all day?
- Yes, why don't we?

1207
01:20:02,348 --> 01:20:06,018
- All right, Mr. Nosey Parker.
- (CHUCKLES)

1208
01:20:06,086 --> 01:20:10,857
Seeing as you're intent
on breaking my balls,

1209
01:20:10,923 --> 01:20:14,527
- Let me ask you a question.
- All right.

1210
01:20:14,594 --> 01:20:16,563
Do you have a
photographic memory?

1211
01:20:18,732 --> 01:20:22,635
I don't know. I just kind of remember. I
mean, how do you remember your phone number?

1212
01:20:22,702 --> 01:20:24,637
You just do.

1213
01:20:24,704 --> 01:20:27,607
- Have you studied organic chemistry?
- A little bit.

1214
01:20:27,674 --> 01:20:30,576
- Oh, just for fun?
- Yeah, for kicks.

1215
01:20:30,644 --> 01:20:33,212
Yeah, it's so much fun
studying organic chemistry.

1216
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:35,916
- Are you mad?
- (LAUGHS)

1217
01:20:35,982 --> 01:20:38,518
Have you completely
lost your mind?

1218
01:20:38,585 --> 01:20:43,189
Nobody studies it for fun. It's not a
necessity, especially for someone like you.

1219
01:20:43,257 --> 01:20:45,726
- Someone like me?
- Yeah.

1220
01:20:45,792 --> 01:20:50,063
Someone who divides their time, fairly
evenly, between batting cages and bars.

1221
01:20:50,131 --> 01:20:54,668
- I would hardly say it was a necessity.
- Oh.

1222
01:20:54,734 --> 01:20:57,538
You know, there are very smart
people here at Harvard.

1223
01:20:57,604 --> 01:21:01,575
Even they have to study,
because this is really hard.

1224
01:21:01,642 --> 01:21:07,347
And yet... you do it so easily.
I don't understand.

1225
01:21:07,415 --> 01:21:09,483
I don't understand
how your mind works.

1226
01:21:09,550 --> 01:21:11,786
- Did you play the piano?
- I want to talk about this.

1227
01:21:11,852 --> 01:21:14,021
No, I'm trying to explain it to you.
Do you play the piano?

1228
01:21:14,087 --> 01:21:18,659
- Yeah, a bit.
- So when you look at a piano, you see Mozart.

1229
01:21:18,726 --> 01:21:22,329
- I see "Chopsticks."
- All right, well, Beethoven, okay?

1230
01:21:22,397 --> 01:21:26,200
He looked at a piano, and it just made
sense to him. He could just play.

1231
01:21:26,334 --> 01:21:28,602
- So what are you saying? You play the piano?
- Not a lick.

1232
01:21:28,670 --> 01:21:32,540
I look at a piano, I see a bunch of
keys, three pedals and a box of wood.

1233
01:21:32,606 --> 01:21:37,411
But Beethoven, Mozart... They saw it.
They could just play.

1234
01:21:37,479 --> 01:21:41,449
I couldn't paint you a picture. I probably
can't hit the ball out of Fenway.

1235
01:21:41,515 --> 01:21:46,955
- And I can't play the piano.
- But you can do my O-chem paper in under an hour.

1236
01:21:47,021 --> 01:21:52,561
Right. Well, I mean, when it came to stuff
like that, I could always just play.

1237
01:21:53,929 --> 01:21:55,897
That's the best I
can explain it.

1238
01:21:55,964 --> 01:21:59,968
- Come here. I have to tell you something.
- Huh?

1239
01:22:00,035 --> 01:22:02,804
- I have to tell you something.
- Oh.

1240
01:22:02,871 --> 01:22:04,806
Well...

1241
01:22:19,321 --> 01:22:23,992
- It's not fair.
- What's not fair? What?

1242
01:22:24,059 --> 01:22:27,163
I've been here for four years,

1243
01:22:27,229 --> 01:22:30,666
and I've only just found you.

1244
01:22:30,732 --> 01:22:33,102
Well, you found me.

1245
01:22:44,881 --> 01:22:48,751
- Are you awake?
- No.

1246
01:22:50,020 --> 01:22:52,222
Yes, you are.

1247
01:22:59,763 --> 01:23:01,698
What?

1248
01:23:03,699 --> 01:23:06,836
I want you to come to
California with me.

1249
01:23:11,574 --> 01:23:16,346
- You sure about that?
- Oh, yeah.

1250
01:23:16,413 --> 01:23:19,515
Yeah, but how do you know?

1251
01:23:19,582 --> 01:23:23,753
I don't know. I just know.

1252
01:23:23,820 --> 01:23:26,589
Yeah, but how do you know?

1253
01:23:26,657 --> 01:23:29,726
I know because I feel it.

1254
01:23:29,792 --> 01:23:34,665
- Because that's a really serious thing you're saying.
- I know.

1255
01:23:34,731 --> 01:23:37,200
You could be in
California next week...

1256
01:23:37,267 --> 01:23:40,470
and you might find out something
about me you don't like.

1257
01:23:40,537 --> 01:23:42,606
Maybe you wish you
hadn't said that,

1258
01:23:42,673 --> 01:23:45,042
but you know it's such a serious
thing you can't take it back.

1259
01:23:45,108 --> 01:23:48,245
Now I'm stuck in California with someone
that doesn't really want to be with me,

1260
01:23:48,311 --> 01:23:52,850
- just wish they had a take-back.
- A what? What's a take-back?

1261
01:23:52,917 --> 01:23:58,822
I don't want a take-back. I just want
you to come to California with me.

1262
01:23:58,889 --> 01:24:02,626
Well, I can't go to
California with you, so...

1263
01:24:03,694 --> 01:24:05,630
Why not?

1264
01:24:05,696 --> 01:24:09,833
Well, one, because
I got a job here.

1265
01:24:09,901 --> 01:24:13,171
And, two, because I live here.

1266
01:24:13,237 --> 01:24:17,742
Look, um, if you don't love
me, you should just tell me.

1267
01:24:17,808 --> 01:24:19,744
I'm not sayining I don't love you.

1268
01:24:19,811 --> 01:24:25,016
Then why? Why won't you come?
What are you so scared of?

1269
01:24:25,082 --> 01:24:27,986
What am I so scared of?

1270
01:24:28,052 --> 01:24:30,822
Well, what aren't you scared of?

1271
01:24:30,889 --> 01:24:33,858
You live in this safe little world
where no one challenges you...

1272
01:24:33,925 --> 01:24:37,829
Don't tell me about my world.
Don't tell me about my world.

1273
01:24:37,896 --> 01:24:40,464
You just want to have your little fling
with the guy from the other side of town.

1274
01:24:40,532 --> 01:24:43,368
Then you're gonna go off to Stanford.
You're gonna marry some rich prick...

1275
01:24:43,435 --> 01:24:45,370
who your parents
will approve of...

1276
01:24:45,437 --> 01:24:47,439
and just sit around with the
other trust fund babies...

1277
01:24:47,506 --> 01:24:50,341
and talk about how you
went slummining, too, once.

1278
01:24:50,409 --> 01:24:54,813
Why are you saying this? What is
your obsession with this money?

1279
01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:59,384
My father died when I was 13,
and I inherited this money.

1280
01:24:59,451 --> 01:25:04,856
You don't think every day I wake up,
and I wish I could give it back.

1281
01:25:04,924 --> 01:25:08,594
That I would give it back in a second if it
meant I could have one more day with him.

1282
01:25:08,660 --> 01:25:12,064
But I can't, and that's my
life, and I deal with it.

1283
01:25:12,131 --> 01:25:16,001
So don't put your shit on me when
you're the one that's afraid.

1284
01:25:16,068 --> 01:25:18,003
I'm afraid? What am I afraid of?
What the fuck am I afraid of?

1285
01:25:18,071 --> 01:25:20,606
You're afraid of me. You're afraid
that I won't love you back.

1286
01:25:20,673 --> 01:25:22,875
You know what? I'm afraid too.

1287
01:25:22,941 --> 01:25:26,078
But fuck it, I want to give it a shot.
At least I'm honest with you.

1288
01:25:26,144 --> 01:25:29,982
- I'm not honest with you?
- No, what about your 12 brothers?

1289
01:25:30,049 --> 01:25:32,385
- All Right.
- (BELT BUCKLE JINGLES)

1290
01:25:32,451 --> 01:25:34,587
No, you're not going.
You're not leaving.

1291
01:25:34,653 --> 01:25:38,792
What do you want to know? That I don't have
12 brothers? That I'm a fuckining orphan?

1292
01:25:38,858 --> 01:25:40,926
- You don't want to hear that.
- I didn't know that.

1293
01:25:40,993 --> 01:25:44,230
You don't want to hear I got fuckining
cigarettes put out on me when I was little.

1294
01:25:44,297 --> 01:25:46,699
- I didn't know that.
- That this isn't fuckining surgery.

1295
01:25:46,766 --> 01:25:49,702
The motherfucker stabbed me. You don't
want to hear that shit, Skylar!

1296
01:25:49,770 --> 01:25:52,071
- I do want to hear that.
- Don't tell me you want that shit!

1297
01:25:52,138 --> 01:25:55,308
- I want to help you.
- Help me? What the fuck?

1298
01:25:55,375 --> 01:25:58,145
What do I got, a fuckining sign on
my back that says, "Save me"?

1299
01:25:58,211 --> 01:26:00,146
- No.
- Do I look like I need that?

1300
01:26:00,213 --> 01:26:02,249
- No, I just want to be with you...
- Don't bullshit me!

1301
01:26:02,315 --> 01:26:06,319
- I love you.
- Don't bullshit me! Don't you fuckining bullshit me!

1302
01:26:06,387 --> 01:26:09,322
I love you.

1303
01:26:09,389 --> 01:26:14,427
I want to hear you say
that you don't love me.

1304
01:26:14,495 --> 01:26:18,599
Because if you say that...

1305
01:26:18,665 --> 01:26:22,068
then I won't call you...

1306
01:26:22,135 --> 01:26:26,273
and I won't be in your life.

1307
01:26:30,076 --> 01:26:32,813
- (SOBS)
- I don't love you.

1308
01:27:09,651 --> 01:27:12,120
(GIGGLING)

1309
01:27:13,755 --> 01:27:17,959
Most people never get to see
how brilliant they can be.

1310
01:27:18,025 --> 01:27:20,795
They don't find teachers
that believe in them.

1311
01:27:20,862 --> 01:27:24,499
They get convinced
they're stupid.

1312
01:27:24,565 --> 01:27:27,535
I hope you appreciate
what he's doing,

1313
01:27:27,603 --> 01:27:30,939
because I've seen how much
he enjoys working with you,

1314
01:27:31,005 --> 01:27:33,975
not against you.

1315
01:27:37,178 --> 01:27:39,815
Hello, Will.

1316
01:27:39,881 --> 01:27:42,183
Tom, can you get us some coffee?

1317
01:27:42,250 --> 01:27:44,185
Sure.

1318
01:27:47,723 --> 01:27:50,859
Now, let's see.

1319
01:27:50,926 --> 01:27:52,861
(CLEARS THROAT)

1320
01:27:55,797 --> 01:27:59,034
Good. This is correct.

1321
01:28:00,502 --> 01:28:02,905
I see you used Maclaurin here.

1322
01:28:02,972 --> 01:28:06,042
Yeah, I don't know what
you call it, but...

1323
01:28:06,108 --> 01:28:10,379
This can't be right.

1324
01:28:11,447 --> 01:28:14,349
This would be very embarrassing.

1325
01:28:17,353 --> 01:28:20,423
- Did you ever consider...
- I'm pretty sure it's right.

1326
01:28:20,490 --> 01:28:22,659
Hey, look, can we do this at
Sean's office from now on?

1327
01:28:22,725 --> 01:28:26,863
Because I got to knock off work to come
here and the commute is killining me.

1328
01:28:26,929 --> 01:28:30,566
- Yeah, sure. Did you think of the possibility...
- That's right.

1329
01:28:30,633 --> 01:28:35,838
It's right. Just take
it home with you.

1330
01:28:39,008 --> 01:28:40,976
What happened at the
McNeil meeting?

1331
01:28:41,044 --> 01:28:43,045
I couldn't go. I had a date.

1332
01:28:43,113 --> 01:28:46,249
So I sent my chief negotiator.

1333
01:28:50,053 --> 01:28:53,790
On your own time, you can
do whatever you like, Will.

1334
01:28:53,857 --> 01:28:56,493
But when I set up a meeting
with my associates,

1335
01:28:56,559 --> 01:28:59,229
and you don't show up, it
reflects poorly on me.

1336
01:28:59,295 --> 01:29:01,498
- Then don't set up any more meetings.
- I won't.

1337
01:29:01,565 --> 01:29:04,000
I'll cancel ´'em.

1338
01:29:04,068 --> 01:29:07,637
I'll give you a job myself. I just
wanted you to see what was out there.

1339
01:29:07,771 --> 01:29:10,840
Maybe I don't want to spend the rest of my
fuckining life explainining shit to people.

1340
01:29:17,981 --> 01:29:20,384
I think you could show
me some appreciation.

1341
01:29:20,450 --> 01:29:24,888
A little appreciation? Do you
know how easy this is for me?

1342
01:29:24,989 --> 01:29:28,292
Do you have any fuckining idea how easy
this is? This is a fuckining joke.

1343
01:29:28,359 --> 01:29:30,461
I'm sorry you can't do this...
I really am...

1344
01:29:30,528 --> 01:29:35,966
Because I wouldn't have to fuckining sit here
and watch you fumble around and fuck it up.

1345
01:29:39,437 --> 01:29:43,074
Then you'd have more time to sit around
and get drunk instead, wouldn't you?

1346
01:29:43,140 --> 01:29:47,745
You're right. This is probably
a total waste of my time.

1347
01:30:01,826 --> 01:30:03,995
You're right, Will.

1348
01:30:06,230 --> 01:30:10,835
I can't do this
proof, but you can.

1349
01:30:10,903 --> 01:30:14,906
And when it comes to that, it's only about
just a handful of people in the world...

1350
01:30:15,007 --> 01:30:17,141
who can tell the difference
between you and me.

1351
01:30:17,208 --> 01:30:19,477
- But I'm one of them.
- Sorry.

1352
01:30:19,544 --> 01:30:21,613
Yeah, so am l.

1353
01:30:21,713 --> 01:30:26,851
Most days I wish
I never met you,

1354
01:30:26,918 --> 01:30:29,555
because then I could
sleep at night.

1355
01:30:29,621 --> 01:30:35,527
I didn't have to walk around with the knowledge
that there was someone like you out there.

1356
01:30:38,864 --> 01:30:41,800
(DOOR CLOSES)

1357
01:30:41,867 --> 01:30:46,305
I didn't have to watch
you throw it all away.

1358
01:30:46,405 --> 01:30:50,175
(DOG BARKING)

1359
01:30:50,242 --> 01:30:52,411
<i>♪ (PLUNKING NOTES) ♪</i>

1360
01:30:52,478 --> 01:30:57,850
- Bill, hold it. Did you hear that?
- (MAN MOANING)

1361
01:30:57,917 --> 01:30:59,852
Morgan!

1362
01:30:59,918 --> 01:31:05,358
If you're watchining pornos in my mom's room
again, I'm gonna give you a fuckining beatining!

1363
01:31:07,493 --> 01:31:09,428
(DOOR CLOSES)

1364
01:31:09,495 --> 01:31:14,167
(FOOTSTEPS RUNNING DOWNSTAIRS)

1365
01:31:21,307 --> 01:31:24,344
(PANTING) What's up, fellas?

1366
01:31:24,444 --> 01:31:29,015
Morgan, why don't you jerk off in your own
fuckining house. That's fuckining filthy.

1367
01:31:29,115 --> 01:31:33,253
I don't have a V.C.R.
in my house.

1368
01:31:33,319 --> 01:31:35,989
Come on. Not in my glove.

1369
01:31:36,055 --> 01:31:38,458
I didn't use the glove.

1370
01:31:38,525 --> 01:31:42,062
That's my Little League glove.

1371
01:31:42,162 --> 01:31:45,599
What do you want me to do?

1372
01:31:45,665 --> 01:31:47,768
I mean, what's wrong with you?

1373
01:31:47,867 --> 01:31:50,036
You'll hump a baseball glove?

1374
01:31:50,104 --> 01:31:53,273
I-I just used it for cleanup.

1375
01:31:53,339 --> 01:31:57,043
- (LAUGHING)
- Stop jerkining off in my mother's room.

1376
01:31:57,110 --> 01:32:00,281
- Is there another V.C.R. in the house?
- It's just sad, bro.

1377
01:32:02,015 --> 01:32:06,887
So why do you think I should work
for the National Security Agency?

1378
01:32:06,954 --> 01:32:10,023
Well, you'd be working
on the cutting edge.

1379
01:32:10,124 --> 01:32:13,527
You'd be exposed to the kind of technology
you wouldn't see anywhere else,

1380
01:32:13,594 --> 01:32:16,163
because we've classified it.

1381
01:32:16,263 --> 01:32:19,934
Superstring theory, chaos
math, advanced algorithms.

1382
01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:22,937
Code breaking.

1383
01:32:23,004 --> 01:32:25,806
That's one aspect of what we do.

1384
01:32:25,873 --> 01:32:28,509
Oh, come on. That
is what you do.

1385
01:32:28,575 --> 01:32:31,012
You guys handle 80% of the
intelligence workload.

1386
01:32:31,078 --> 01:32:33,581
You're seven times the
size of the C.I.A.

1387
01:32:33,681 --> 01:32:39,487
We don't like to brag about that,
Will, but you're exactly right.

1388
01:32:39,553 --> 01:32:43,424
So the way I see it,
the question isn't:

1389
01:32:43,491 --> 01:32:46,160
"Why should you work
for the N.S.A.?"

1390
01:32:46,227 --> 01:32:48,696
THE QUESTION IS: "Why shouldn't you?"

1391
01:32:48,763 --> 01:32:52,667
Why shouldn't I work
for the N.S.A.?

1392
01:32:52,733 --> 01:32:56,671
That's a tough one,
but I'll take a shot.

1393
01:32:56,737 --> 01:32:59,473
Say I'm workining at the N.S.A. and
somebody puts a code on my desk.

1394
01:32:59,541 --> 01:33:01,476
Something no one else can break.

1395
01:33:01,542 --> 01:33:03,478
Maybe I take a shot at
it and maybe I break it.

1396
01:33:03,545 --> 01:33:06,047
I'm real happy with myself
because I did my job well.

1397
01:33:06,147 --> 01:33:09,684
But maybe that code was the location of some
rebel army in North Africa or Middle East.

1398
01:33:09,784 --> 01:33:12,821
Once they have that location, they bomb
the village where the rebels are hidining.

1399
01:33:12,921 --> 01:33:17,159
Fifteen hundred people that I never met,
never had no problem with, get killed.

1400
01:33:17,225 --> 01:33:20,195
Now the politicians are saying, "Send
in the Marines to secure the area,"

1401
01:33:20,262 --> 01:33:22,197
´cause they don't give a shit.

1402
01:33:22,263 --> 01:33:24,199
It won't be their kid
over there gettining shot,

1403
01:33:24,266 --> 01:33:27,236
just like it wasn't them when their number got
called ´cause they were in the National Guard.

1404
01:33:27,302 --> 01:33:30,172
It'll be some kid from Southie over
there takining shrapnel in the ass.

1405
01:33:30,239 --> 01:33:32,207
He comes back to find the
plant he used to work at...

1406
01:33:32,307 --> 01:33:34,777
got exported to the
country he got back from,

1407
01:33:34,843 --> 01:33:37,179
and the guy who put the shrapnel
in his ass got his old job...

1408
01:33:37,246 --> 01:33:40,116
´cause he'll work for 15 cents
a day and no bathroom breaks.

1409
01:33:40,182 --> 01:33:42,785
Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason
he was over there in the first place...

1410
01:33:42,851 --> 01:33:45,954
was so we could install a government
that would sell us oil at a good price.

1411
01:33:46,055 --> 01:33:50,059
Of course, the oil companies used a skirmish
over there to scare up domestic oil prices.

1412
01:33:50,159 --> 01:33:54,263
A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but
it ain't helpining my buddy at 2.50 a gallon.

1413
01:33:54,330 --> 01:33:56,665
They're takining their sweet time
bringining the oil, of course.

1414
01:33:56,733 --> 01:33:58,867
Maybe they even took the Liberty
to hire an alcoholic skipper,

1415
01:33:58,935 --> 01:34:02,138
who likes to drink Martinis and fuckining
play slalom with the icebergs.

1416
01:34:02,205 --> 01:34:04,473
It ain't too long till he
hits one, spills the oil...

1417
01:34:04,541 --> 01:34:07,010
and kills all the sea life
in the North Atlantic.

1418
01:34:07,076 --> 01:34:09,378
So now my buddy's out of work,
he can't afford to drive,

1419
01:34:09,445 --> 01:34:11,380
so he's walkining to the
fuckining job interviews...

1420
01:34:11,447 --> 01:34:14,217
which sucks because the shrapnel in his
ass is givining him chronic hemorrhoids.

1421
01:34:14,283 --> 01:34:16,787
Meanwhile, he's starvining, ´cause every
time he tries to get a bite to eat,

1422
01:34:16,887 --> 01:34:18,822
the only blue plate special
they're servining...

1423
01:34:18,888 --> 01:34:21,825
is North Atlantic scrod
with Quaker State.

1424
01:34:21,891 --> 01:34:26,897
So what did I think? I'm holdining
out for somethining better.

1425
01:34:26,996 --> 01:34:30,834
I figure, fuck it. While I'm at
it, why not just shoot my buddy,

1426
01:34:30,901 --> 01:34:32,836
take his job, give it
to his sworn enemy,

1427
01:34:32,902 --> 01:34:35,406
hike up gas prices, bomb a
village, club a baby seal,

1428
01:34:35,505 --> 01:34:38,175
hit the hash pipe and
join the National Guard?

1429
01:34:38,241 --> 01:34:40,778
I can be elected president.

1430
01:34:40,877 --> 01:34:44,147
- You feel like you're alone?
- What?

1431
01:34:44,214 --> 01:34:47,851
Do you have a soul mate?

1432
01:34:47,918 --> 01:34:50,421
Do I have a... Define that.

1433
01:34:50,521 --> 01:34:52,456
Somebody who challenges you.

1434
01:34:52,522 --> 01:34:58,395
- Uh, Chuckie.
- No, Chuckie's family. He'd lie down in fuckining traffic for you.

1435
01:34:58,462 --> 01:35:04,135
I'm talking about someone who opens
up things for you, touches your soul.

1436
01:35:04,201 --> 01:35:07,370
- I got... I got...
- Who?

1437
01:35:07,438 --> 01:35:10,474
- I got plenty.
- Well, name ´'em.

1438
01:35:10,574 --> 01:35:13,577
Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost,
O'Connor, Kant, Pope, Locke...

1439
01:35:13,677 --> 01:35:15,880
That's great. They're all dead.

1440
01:35:15,946 --> 01:35:19,050
- Not to me they're not.
- You don't have a lot of dialogue with them.

1441
01:35:19,149 --> 01:35:22,553
You can't give back
to them, Will.

1442
01:35:22,620 --> 01:35:26,991
- Not without some serious smelling salts and a heater.
- That's what I'm saying.

1443
01:35:27,057 --> 01:35:30,594
You'll never have that kind
of relationship in a world...

1444
01:35:30,695 --> 01:35:33,130
where you're always afraid
to take the first step,

1445
01:35:33,198 --> 01:35:37,000
because all you see is every negative
thing ten miles down the road.

1446
01:35:37,068 --> 01:35:39,070
- You gonna take the professor's side on this?
- Don't give me a line of shit.

1447
01:35:39,170 --> 01:35:41,105
- No.
- I didn't want the job.

1448
01:35:41,172 --> 01:35:43,141
It's not about the job. I don't care
if you work for the government.

1449
01:35:43,208 --> 01:35:46,345
But you can do anything you want.
You are bound by nothing.

1450
01:35:46,411 --> 01:35:51,416
What are you passionate about?
What do you want?

1451
01:35:51,516 --> 01:35:53,885
There are guys who work their
entire life layining brick...

1452
01:35:53,952 --> 01:35:56,221
so their kids have a chance at
the opportunities you have here.

1453
01:35:56,288 --> 01:35:58,756
- I didn't ask for this.
- No.

1454
01:35:58,857 --> 01:36:01,326
You were born with it, so don't cop
OUT BEHIND: "I didn't ask for this."

1455
01:36:01,392 --> 01:36:05,197
- What do you mean, cop out? What's wrong with layining brick?
- Nothing.

1456
01:36:05,263 --> 01:36:07,565
There's nothining wrong. That's
somebody's home I'm buildining.

1457
01:36:07,633 --> 01:36:10,503
Right. My dad laid brick, okay?

1458
01:36:10,569 --> 01:36:12,504
Busted his ass so I could
have an education.

1459
01:36:12,571 --> 01:36:14,773
Exactly. That's an
honorable profession.

1460
01:36:14,840 --> 01:36:16,775
What's wrong with
fixining somebody's car?

1461
01:36:16,842 --> 01:36:18,777
Someone will get to work the next day
because of me. That's honor in that.

1462
01:36:18,844 --> 01:36:20,780
Yeah, there is, Will.
There is honor in that.

1463
01:36:20,846 --> 01:36:23,182
There's honor in takining that
40-minute train ride...

1464
01:36:23,248 --> 01:36:25,718
so those college kids could come in in
the morning and their floors are clean.

1465
01:36:25,818 --> 01:36:28,821
- And their wastebaskets are empty. That's real work.
- That's right.

1466
01:36:28,921 --> 01:36:31,890
And that's honorable. I'm sure
that's why you took that job.

1467
01:36:31,990 --> 01:36:33,992
I mean, for the honor of it.

1468
01:36:34,093 --> 01:36:38,731
I just have a little question here.
You could be a janitor anywhere.

1469
01:36:38,797 --> 01:36:42,501
Why did you work at the most prestigious
technical college in the whole fuckining world?

1470
01:36:42,567 --> 01:36:45,871
Why did you sneak around at night and
finish other people's formulas...

1471
01:36:45,938 --> 01:36:51,844
that only one or two people in the
world could do and then lie about it?

1472
01:36:51,911 --> 01:36:54,881
´Cause I don't see a lot
of honor in that, Will.

1473
01:36:58,084 --> 01:37:00,753
So what do you really wanna do?

1474
01:37:04,123 --> 01:37:06,092
I wanna be a Shepherd.

1475
01:37:06,226 --> 01:37:08,027
Really?

1476
01:37:08,094 --> 01:37:12,065
I wanna move up to Nashua, get a nice little
spread, get some sheep and tend to them.

1477
01:37:12,132 --> 01:37:15,067
- Maybe you should go do that.
- What?

1478
01:37:15,135 --> 01:37:18,104
You know, if you're gonna jerk off, why don't
you just do it at home with a moist towel?

1479
01:37:18,171 --> 01:37:20,140
- You're chuckining me?
- Yeah, get the fuck outta here.

1480
01:37:20,206 --> 01:37:22,175
- No, no, no, time's not up yet.
- Yeah, it is.

1481
01:37:22,242 --> 01:37:24,911
- I'm not leavining. No.
- You're not gonna answer, you're wastining my time.

1482
01:37:24,978 --> 01:37:26,947
I thought we were friends.

1483
01:37:27,013 --> 01:37:30,650
- Playtime's over, okay?
- Why are you kickining me out?

1484
01:37:30,717 --> 01:37:34,054
You're lecturining me on life? Look
at you, you fuckining burnout.

1485
01:37:34,121 --> 01:37:36,356
- What winds your clock?
- Workining with you.

1486
01:37:36,423 --> 01:37:39,526
Where's your soul mate? You wanna
talk about soul mates? Where is she?

1487
01:37:39,593 --> 01:37:41,728
- Dead.
- That's right. She's fuckining dead.

1488
01:37:41,795 --> 01:37:44,531
She fuckining dies and you just cash
in your chips and you walk away?

1489
01:37:44,597 --> 01:37:48,803
- At least I played a hand.
- You played a hand and you lost. You lost a big fuckining hand.

1490
01:37:48,869 --> 01:37:52,272
Some people will lose a big hand like
that and have the sack to ante up again.

1491
01:37:52,340 --> 01:37:55,442
Look at me. What
do you wanna do?

1492
01:38:02,383 --> 01:38:06,621
You and your bullshit. You got a
bullshit answer for everybody.

1493
01:38:06,687 --> 01:38:10,425
But I ask you a very simple question and
you can't give me a straight answer,

1494
01:38:10,491 --> 01:38:14,461
because you don't know.

1495
01:38:16,130 --> 01:38:18,332
I'll see ya, Bo-peep.

1496
01:38:21,303 --> 01:38:23,437
- Fuck you.
- You're the Shepherd.

1497
01:38:28,175 --> 01:38:30,411
Shepherd.

1498
01:38:30,478 --> 01:38:32,580
(WHHISPERS) White
little prick.

1499
01:38:33,815 --> 01:38:35,783
I just wanted to, you know, um,

1500
01:38:35,850 --> 01:38:39,354
call you up, uh,
before you left, um...

1501
01:38:39,420 --> 01:38:42,056
I've been takining all these
jobs interviews and stuff,

1502
01:38:42,124 --> 01:38:44,059
so I'm not gonna be just
a construction worker.

1503
01:38:44,125 --> 01:38:46,828
Well, you know, I never
really cared about that.

1504
01:38:48,329 --> 01:38:50,298
Yeah.

1505
01:38:52,868 --> 01:38:54,803
I love you.

1506
01:38:59,141 --> 01:39:01,643
Will?

1507
01:39:01,709 --> 01:39:04,546
You take care.

1508
01:39:04,613 --> 01:39:08,184
Someone's always
comining around here.

1509
01:39:08,250 --> 01:39:10,886
- Trailining some new kill.
- Bye.

1510
01:39:13,055 --> 01:39:16,491
Says, I seen your
picture on a.

1511
01:39:16,559 --> 01:39:20,095
<i>♪ Hundred-dollar bill ♪</i>

1512
01:39:20,162 --> 01:39:24,366
What's a game of
chance to you.

1513
01:39:24,433 --> 01:39:27,736
<i>♪ In this world ♪</i>

1514
01:39:27,803 --> 01:39:29,905
<i>♪ Of real skill ♪</i>

1515
01:39:29,971 --> 01:39:31,974
<i>♪ So glad to meet ya ♪</i>

1516
01:39:32,040 --> 01:39:36,245
<i>♪ Angeles ♪</i>

1517
01:39:38,014 --> 01:39:44,486
Pickining up the ticket shows
there's money to be made.

1518
01:39:45,988 --> 01:39:48,157
<i>♪ Go on, lose the gamble ♪</i>

1519
01:39:48,224 --> 01:39:52,796
That's the history
of the trade.

1520
01:39:52,862 --> 01:39:58,101
Did you add up all the
cards left to play.

1521
01:40:00,236 --> 01:40:02,238
<i>♪ To zero ♪</i>

1522
01:40:02,305 --> 01:40:05,241
<i>♪ And sign up with people ♪</i>

1523
01:40:05,309 --> 01:40:09,345
<i>♪ Angeles ♪</i>

1524
01:40:09,413 --> 01:40:13,049
<i>♪ Don't start with me tryining ♪</i>

1525
01:40:15,419 --> 01:40:18,121
Will, come on. Will!

1526
01:40:20,189 --> 01:40:22,292
Will, that's it! We're done!

1527
01:40:22,358 --> 01:40:27,097
I'm sitting in your office
and the boy isn't here.

1528
01:40:27,164 --> 01:40:29,199
Well, it's ten past 5:00.

1529
01:40:29,266 --> 01:40:31,301
An hour and ten minutes late.

1530
01:40:31,368 --> 01:40:34,705
I can make you satisfied
in everything.

1531
01:40:34,772 --> 01:40:38,275
Well, if he doesn't show up and I file
a report saying he wasn't here...

1532
01:40:38,342 --> 01:40:42,246
and he goes back to jail, he
won't be on my conscience.

1533
01:40:42,313 --> 01:40:45,182
<i>♪ Now be coming true ♪</i>

1534
01:40:45,248 --> 01:40:48,252
Okay. Fine.

1535
01:40:49,787 --> 01:40:52,590
What's up?

1536
01:40:53,657 --> 01:40:55,592
Thanks.

1537
01:40:58,229 --> 01:41:02,133
Ah! God, that's good.

1538
01:41:05,937 --> 01:41:08,439
So how's your lady?

1539
01:41:08,506 --> 01:41:11,342
Ah, she's gone.

1540
01:41:11,409 --> 01:41:13,744
Gone? Gone where?

1541
01:41:13,811 --> 01:41:17,482
Med school. Medical
school in California.

1542
01:41:17,548 --> 01:41:19,484
- Really?
- Yeah.

1543
01:41:19,551 --> 01:41:22,521
- When was this?
- It was, like, a week ago.

1544
01:41:26,891 --> 01:41:28,827
That sucks.

1545
01:41:31,830 --> 01:41:35,366
So, uh, when are you done
with those meetings?

1546
01:41:35,434 --> 01:41:37,469
I think the week after I'm 21.

1547
01:41:37,535 --> 01:41:40,272
They gonna hook ya up
with a job or what?

1548
01:41:40,339 --> 01:41:44,576
Yeah, fuckining sit in a room and do
long division for the next 50 years.

1549
01:41:44,643 --> 01:41:48,047
Nah, probably make
some nice bank though.

1550
01:41:48,113 --> 01:41:50,082
I'm gonna be a fuckining lab rat.

1551
01:41:50,148 --> 01:41:53,519
Better than this shit.
Way outta here.

1552
01:41:53,585 --> 01:41:55,821
What do I want a way
outta here for?

1553
01:41:55,888 --> 01:41:58,156
I mean, I'm gonna fuckining live
here the rest of my life.

1554
01:41:58,224 --> 01:42:00,325
You know, be neighbors. You
know, have little kids.

1555
01:42:00,393 --> 01:42:04,996
Fuckining take ´'em to Little
League together up Foley Field.

1556
01:42:06,566 --> 01:42:09,968
Look, you're my best friend, so
don't take this the wrong way.

1557
01:42:10,035 --> 01:42:12,938
But in 20 years if you're
still livining here,

1558
01:42:13,005 --> 01:42:16,275
comining over to my house to
watch the Patriots games,

1559
01:42:16,342 --> 01:42:18,644
still workining construction,
I'll fuckining kill ya.

1560
01:42:18,711 --> 01:42:21,280
That's not a threat. That's a fact.
I'll fuckining kill ya.

1561
01:42:21,347 --> 01:42:23,516
What the fuck are
you talkining about?

1562
01:42:23,583 --> 01:42:26,786
- Look, you got something none of us have.
- Oh, come on!

1563
01:42:26,852 --> 01:42:30,724
Why is it always this? I fuckining owe
it to myself to do this or that.

1564
01:42:30,790 --> 01:42:34,961
- What if I don't want to?
- No, no, no. Fuck you. You don't owe it to yourself.

1565
01:42:35,027 --> 01:42:37,262
You owe it to me,

1566
01:42:37,330 --> 01:42:39,899
´cause tomorrow I'm gonna
wake up and I'll be 50,

1567
01:42:39,966 --> 01:42:42,468
and I'll still be
doining this shit.

1568
01:42:42,535 --> 01:42:45,071
That's all right. That's fine.

1569
01:42:45,138 --> 01:42:47,741
I mean, you're sittining on
a winnining lottery ticket.

1570
01:42:47,807 --> 01:42:51,511
You're too much of a pussy to
cash it in, and that's bullshit.

1571
01:42:53,546 --> 01:42:56,449
´Cause I'd do fuckining anything
to have what you got.

1572
01:42:56,516 --> 01:42:59,386
So would any of
these fuckining guys.

1573
01:42:59,453 --> 01:43:02,122
Be an insult to us if you're
still here in 20 years.

1574
01:43:02,189 --> 01:43:04,758
Hangining around here is a
fuckining waste of your time.

1575
01:43:04,825 --> 01:43:06,960
- You don't know that.
- I don't?

1576
01:43:07,026 --> 01:43:10,531
- No. You don't know that.
- Oh, I don't know that. Let me tell you what I do know.

1577
01:43:10,597 --> 01:43:14,468
Every day I come by your
house, and I pick you up.

1578
01:43:14,535 --> 01:43:18,539
We go out and have a few drinks
and few laughs, and it's great.

1579
01:43:18,605 --> 01:43:21,308
You know what the best
part of my day is?

1580
01:43:21,375 --> 01:43:25,779
It's for about ten seconds: From when I pull
up to the curb and when I get to your door.

1581
01:43:25,846 --> 01:43:30,551
´Cause I think maybe I'll get up there and
I'll knock on the door and you won't be there.

1582
01:43:30,617 --> 01:43:34,088
No "good-bye," no "see ya later."
No nothing. You just left.

1583
01:43:34,154 --> 01:43:38,459
I don't know much,
but I know that.

1584
01:43:45,866 --> 01:43:47,802
(MUTTERS)

1585
01:43:50,838 --> 01:43:53,308
This is a disaster, Sean.

1586
01:43:53,407 --> 01:43:55,743
I brought you in here because I
wanted you to help me with the boy,

1587
01:43:55,843 --> 01:43:57,811
- not to run him out.
- I know what I'm doing with the boy.

1588
01:43:57,912 --> 01:43:59,881
I don't care if you have
a rapport with the boy!

1589
01:43:59,948 --> 01:44:02,550
I don't care if you have a few
laughs, even at my expense.

1590
01:44:02,650 --> 01:44:05,386
- But don't you dare undermine what I'm trying to do here.
- Undermine?

1591
01:44:05,486 --> 01:44:07,522
This boy is at a fragile
point right now.

1592
01:44:07,622 --> 01:44:10,592
I do understand. He is at a fragile point.
He's got problems.

1593
01:44:10,691 --> 01:44:14,229
What problems does he have? That he's
better off as a janitor, in jail?

1594
01:44:14,329 --> 01:44:17,398
Better hanging out with a
bunch of retarded gorillas?

1595
01:44:17,498 --> 01:44:21,470
Why do you think he does that?
You have any fuckining clue why?

1596
01:44:21,570 --> 01:44:25,073
He can handle the problems. He can handle
the work. He obviously handled you.

1597
01:44:25,173 --> 01:44:27,709
Listen to me. Why is he hiding?

1598
01:44:27,809 --> 01:44:29,744
Why doesn't he trust anybody?

1599
01:44:29,812 --> 01:44:31,747
Because the first thing
that happened to him,

1600
01:44:31,813 --> 01:44:33,748
he was abandoned by the people who
were supposed to love him the most.

1601
01:44:33,816 --> 01:44:35,817
Don't give me that
Freudian crap.

1602
01:44:35,917 --> 01:44:38,220
Why does he hang out with those
retarded gorillas, as you call them?

1603
01:44:38,320 --> 01:44:41,890
Because any one of them, if he asked
them to, would take a bat to your head.

1604
01:44:41,990 --> 01:44:44,927
- That's called loyalty.
- Yeah, that's very touching.

1605
01:44:44,993 --> 01:44:48,130
Who's he handling? He pushes people away
before they have a chance to leave him.

1606
01:44:48,230 --> 01:44:50,732
It's a defense
mechanism, all right?

1607
01:44:50,833 --> 01:44:53,535
For 20 years, he's been
alone because of that.

1608
01:44:53,636 --> 01:44:56,272
If you push him right now, it's gonna
be the same thing all over again.

1609
01:44:56,372 --> 01:44:58,307
I'm not gonna let
that happen to him.

1610
01:44:58,374 --> 01:45:00,309
- Don't you do that.
- What?

1611
01:45:00,376 --> 01:45:04,146
Don't infect him with the idea that it's okay
to quit, that it's okay to be a failure.

1612
01:45:04,247 --> 01:45:06,182
Because it's not okay, Sean!

1613
01:45:06,248 --> 01:45:10,019
And if you're angry at me for being successful,
for being what you could have been...

1614
01:45:10,119 --> 01:45:12,922
- I'm not angry at you.
- Oh, yes, you're angry at me.

1615
01:45:13,022 --> 01:45:17,126
You resent me, but I'm not gonna
apologize for any success I've had.

1616
01:45:17,226 --> 01:45:19,962
You're angry at me for doing
what you could have done!

1617
01:45:20,063 --> 01:45:22,164
But ask yourself, Sean...
Ask yourself...

1618
01:45:22,264 --> 01:45:25,669
if you want Will to feel that way... If
you want him to feel like a failure?

1619
01:45:25,735 --> 01:45:27,737
You arrogant shit!

1620
01:45:27,838 --> 01:45:32,308
That's why I don't come to the goddamn reunions,
´cause I can't stand that look in your eye.

1621
01:45:32,409 --> 01:45:35,411
- That condescending, embarrassed look.
- Oh, come on, Sean.

1622
01:45:35,512 --> 01:45:37,480
You think I'm a failure.
I know who I am.

1623
01:45:37,581 --> 01:45:42,051
I'm proud of what I do. It was a
conscious choice. I didn't fuck up!

1624
01:45:42,152 --> 01:45:44,855
And you and your cronies think
I'm some sort of pity case.

1625
01:45:44,954 --> 01:45:48,559
You and your kiss-ass chorus following
you around going, "The Field's medal!"

1626
01:45:48,658 --> 01:45:51,961
Why are you still so
fuckining afraid of failure?

1627
01:45:52,062 --> 01:45:56,132
It's about my medal, isn't it? Oh, God, I could
go home and get it for you. You can have it.

1628
01:45:56,233 --> 01:45:59,203
Shove the medal up your
fuckining ass, all right?

1629
01:45:59,269 --> 01:46:01,271
´Cause I don't give a
shit about your medal,

1630
01:46:01,372 --> 01:46:03,339
because I knew you before you
were a mathematical god,

1631
01:46:03,407 --> 01:46:07,010
when you were pimple-faced and homesick and
didn't know what side of the bed to piss on.

1632
01:46:07,110 --> 01:46:09,079
Yeah, you were smarter than me then
and you're smarter than me now.

1633
01:46:09,179 --> 01:46:11,114
So don't blame me for how
your life turned out.

1634
01:46:11,181 --> 01:46:13,584
I don't blame you!
It's not about you!

1635
01:46:13,650 --> 01:46:16,386
You mathematical dick!
It's about the boy!

1636
01:46:16,486 --> 01:46:21,458
He's a good kid! And I won't see you fuck him
up like you're tryining to fuck up me right now.

1637
01:46:21,558 --> 01:46:24,060
I won't see you make him
feel like a failure too!

1638
01:46:24,161 --> 01:46:27,598
- He won't be a failure!
- But if you push him! If you ride him!

1639
01:46:27,699 --> 01:46:33,337
I am what I am today because I was pushed
and because I learned to push myself.

1640
01:46:33,437 --> 01:46:35,473
He's not you! You get that!

1641
01:46:37,608 --> 01:46:39,443
I can come back.

1642
01:46:39,543 --> 01:46:43,581
No, come in. Uh, I
was just leaving.

1643
01:46:53,824 --> 01:46:57,762
A lot of that stuff goes back a
long way between me and him.

1644
01:46:57,862 --> 01:46:59,864
You know. Not about you.

1645
01:47:03,034 --> 01:47:06,604
- (PAPER RUSTLES)
- What is that?

1646
01:47:06,705 --> 01:47:11,009
This is your file. I have to send it
back to the judge for evaluation.

1647
01:47:11,109 --> 01:47:16,213
Oh. Hey, you're not
gonna fail me, are you?

1648
01:47:19,918 --> 01:47:22,087
What's it say?

1649
01:47:23,488 --> 01:47:26,158
- Wanna read it?
- Why?

1650
01:47:27,859 --> 01:47:31,063
Have you had any, uh,
experience with that?

1651
01:47:31,163 --> 01:47:34,733
Twenty years of counseling. Yeah,
I've seen some pretty awful shit.

1652
01:47:34,833 --> 01:47:39,138
I mean, have you had any
experience with that?

1653
01:47:43,175 --> 01:47:46,678
- Personally?
- Yeah.

1654
01:47:46,778 --> 01:47:48,713
Yeah, I have.

1655
01:47:48,781 --> 01:47:50,782
It sure ain't good.

1656
01:47:54,219 --> 01:47:56,322
My father was an alcoholic.

1657
01:47:56,421 --> 01:47:59,225
Mean fuckining drunk.

1658
01:48:00,860 --> 01:48:03,829
He'd come home hammered,
lookining to whale on somebody.

1659
01:48:03,929 --> 01:48:08,434
So I'd provoke him so he wouldn't go
after my mother and little brother.

1660
01:48:08,534 --> 01:48:12,672
Interesting nights when
he wore his rings.

1661
01:48:13,773 --> 01:48:17,209
He used to just put a wrench,

1662
01:48:17,310 --> 01:48:20,047
a stick and a belt on the table.

1663
01:48:20,146 --> 01:48:24,151
- Just say, "Choose."
- Well, I gotta go with the belt there.

1664
01:48:24,250 --> 01:48:26,219
I used to go with the wrench.

1665
01:48:26,285 --> 01:48:28,255
Why the wrench?

1666
01:48:28,354 --> 01:48:30,690
´Cause fuck him, that's why.

1667
01:48:30,790 --> 01:48:34,360
- Your foster father?
- Yeah.

1668
01:48:34,461 --> 01:48:38,364
So, uh, what is it, like, Will
has an attachment disorder?

1669
01:48:38,432 --> 01:48:40,734
Is it all that stuff?

1670
01:48:40,834 --> 01:48:43,737
Fear of abandonment?

1671
01:48:43,804 --> 01:48:46,807
Is that why I broke
up with Skylar?

1672
01:48:46,906 --> 01:48:50,210
- I didn't know you had.
- Yeah, I did.

1673
01:48:50,310 --> 01:48:54,248
- You wanna talk about it?
- No.

1674
01:48:56,449 --> 01:49:02,289
Hey, Will, I don't know a lot.

1675
01:49:02,389 --> 01:49:05,825
You see this? All this shit?

1676
01:49:10,798 --> 01:49:12,867
It's not your fault.

1677
01:49:15,203 --> 01:49:17,338
(WHISPERS) YEAH, I KNOW THAT.

1678
01:49:17,438 --> 01:49:20,408
Look at me, son.

1679
01:49:20,507 --> 01:49:23,978
- It's not your fault.
- I know.

1680
01:49:24,078 --> 01:49:28,683
No. It's not your fault.

1681
01:49:28,783 --> 01:49:30,718
I know.

1682
01:49:30,784 --> 01:49:35,289
No, no, you don't.
It's not your fault.

1683
01:49:35,390 --> 01:49:37,358
- Hmm?
- I know.

1684
01:49:37,425 --> 01:49:40,128
- It's not your fault.
- All right.

1685
01:49:40,228 --> 01:49:42,664
It's not your fault.

1686
01:49:44,566 --> 01:49:49,804
- (WHISPERS) it's not your fault.
- Don't fuck with me.

1687
01:49:49,904 --> 01:49:52,240
It's not your fault.

1688
01:49:52,340 --> 01:49:55,877
Don't fuck with me, all right?
Don't fuck with me, Sean, not you.

1689
01:49:55,977 --> 01:49:58,513
It's not your fault.

1690
01:50:01,149 --> 01:50:03,652
(SOBS)

1691
01:50:03,752 --> 01:50:07,823
- (SOBS)
- (WHISPERS) IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

1692
01:50:14,062 --> 01:50:17,132
My God...

1693
01:50:17,232 --> 01:50:21,836
My God! I'm so sorry! My God!

1694
01:50:32,381 --> 01:50:35,985
(SOBBING CONTINUES)

1695
01:50:36,085 --> 01:50:38,154
Fuck them, okay?

1696
01:51:47,358 --> 01:51:50,294
(BARKING)

1697
01:51:57,868 --> 01:52:00,037
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

1698
01:52:02,006 --> 01:52:04,207
(CHATTERING)

1699
01:52:04,275 --> 01:52:08,379
- Can I help you?
- Yeah, I'm Will Hunting. I'm here about a position.

1700
01:52:08,445 --> 01:52:10,848
Could you just have a
seat for a moment?

1701
01:52:14,452 --> 01:52:17,822
MAN: Yes, there's a Mr.
Hunting in the lobby.

1702
01:52:37,843 --> 01:52:39,944
Which one did you take?

1703
01:52:40,011 --> 01:52:44,949
I was over at McNeil. It's one of the
jobs the professor set me up with.

1704
01:52:45,016 --> 01:52:49,388
I haven't told him yet, but I went
down there and talked to my boss...

1705
01:52:49,454 --> 01:52:52,891
My new boss. He seemed
like a good guy.

1706
01:52:52,957 --> 01:52:58,363
- Is that what you want?
- Yeah, you know, I think so.

1707
01:52:58,430 --> 01:53:01,466
Well, good for you.
Congratulations.

1708
01:53:01,532 --> 01:53:03,468
Thanks.

1709
01:53:06,539 --> 01:53:08,474
Time's up.

1710
01:53:11,409 --> 01:53:14,680
So that's... So that's it?
So we're done?

1711
01:53:14,747 --> 01:53:17,549
Yeah, that's it.

1712
01:53:17,616 --> 01:53:20,486
You're done. You're a free man.

1713
01:53:21,754 --> 01:53:26,491
Well, um, I just want you
to know, Sean, that...

1714
01:53:26,559 --> 01:53:28,560
You're welcome, Will.

1715
01:53:33,699 --> 01:53:36,736
So, you know, I hope we
keep in touch, you know.

1716
01:53:36,802 --> 01:53:39,304
Yeah, me too.

1717
01:53:39,372 --> 01:53:42,008
I'll be travelining around a bit.
It'll be a little hard, but, uh...

1718
01:53:42,074 --> 01:53:45,779
I've got an answering machine at the
college I'll be checking in with.

1719
01:53:45,845 --> 01:53:49,682
So, here's the number.

1720
01:53:49,749 --> 01:53:53,619
You call that. I'll get
back to you right away.

1721
01:53:53,686 --> 01:53:56,790
Yeah, you know, I figured
I'm just gonna...

1722
01:53:56,856 --> 01:54:01,428
put my money back on the table and
see what kind of cards I get.

1723
01:54:02,695 --> 01:54:05,699
You do what's in your heart, son.
You'll be fine.

1724
01:54:10,170 --> 01:54:12,371
- Thank you, Sean.
- Uh...

1725
01:54:12,439 --> 01:54:14,508
Thank you, Will.

1726
01:54:16,209 --> 01:54:19,513
Hey, does this violate the
patient-doctor relationship?

1727
01:54:19,579 --> 01:54:21,748
Naw. Only if you grab my ass.

1728
01:54:25,518 --> 01:54:27,720
- Take care.
- You too.

1729
01:54:27,788 --> 01:54:29,723
Yeah.

1730
01:54:31,525 --> 01:54:33,560
Hey.

1731
01:54:33,627 --> 01:54:35,996
Good luck, son.

1732
01:54:47,108 --> 01:54:49,910
MORGAN: Two beers.

1733
01:54:52,613 --> 01:54:54,649
What's up? Did you guys go?

1734
01:54:54,715 --> 01:54:57,084
No. I had to talk him down.

1735
01:54:57,151 --> 01:55:00,855
- Why didn't you yoke him?
- Little Morgan's got a lot of scrap to him.

1736
01:55:00,921 --> 01:55:02,856
People try to whip
his ass every week.

1737
01:55:02,924 --> 01:55:05,393
- Fuckining kid won't back down.
- What are you sayining about me?

1738
01:55:05,459 --> 01:55:08,963
- Was I talkining to you? None of your fuckining business.
- (DOOR OPENS)

1739
01:55:09,029 --> 01:55:12,300
- (CHUCKIE) Go get me a beer.
- I ordered two beers!

1740
01:55:12,367 --> 01:55:14,368
- Hey, asshole.
- What, bitch?

1741
01:55:14,435 --> 01:55:18,272
- Happy birthday.
- Thought we forgot, huh, bitch?

1742
01:55:18,339 --> 01:55:20,942
- Come on!
- I'm goining. I'm goining.

1743
01:55:21,008 --> 01:55:22,944
All right. Who's first?

1744
01:55:23,010 --> 01:55:25,447
- Come on, motherfucker!
- Who's first?

1745
01:55:25,513 --> 01:55:27,449
<i>♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪</i>

1746
01:55:27,515 --> 01:55:31,052
Here's your present.

1747
01:55:31,118 --> 01:55:33,121
- Come on, bro.
- What?

1748
01:55:33,188 --> 01:55:37,459
Well, we knew you had to get back and
forth to Cambridge for your new job.

1749
01:55:37,525 --> 01:55:41,396
I knew I wasn't gonna fuckining
drive you every day, so...

1750
01:55:41,463 --> 01:55:45,533
- Morgan wanted to get you a "T" pass.
- That's not what I was sayining!

1751
01:55:45,601 --> 01:55:48,103
But, uh, you're 21 now.

1752
01:55:48,170 --> 01:55:51,740
You're legally allowed to drink, so we
figured the best thing for ya was a car.

1753
01:55:51,806 --> 01:55:54,276
- How do you like it?
- This is like...

1754
01:55:56,745 --> 01:56:00,683
It's the ugliest fuckining car
I've ever seen in my life.

1755
01:56:00,749 --> 01:56:02,784
- Come on, brother.
- How'd you guys do this?

1756
01:56:02,852 --> 01:56:07,790
You know, me and Bill
scraped together the parts,

1757
01:56:07,856 --> 01:56:09,925
and Morgan was out panhandlining
for change every day.

1758
01:56:09,992 --> 01:56:11,927
I had the router to
do all the bodywork.

1759
01:56:11,994 --> 01:56:13,929
Yeah, I have a fuckining
job, too, brother.

1760
01:56:13,996 --> 01:56:16,432
Guy's been up my ass for two years about a
job. I had to let him help with the car.

1761
01:56:16,498 --> 01:56:18,567
So you finally got a
job, huh, Morgan?

1762
01:56:18,634 --> 01:56:20,869
- Yeah, had one. Now I'm fucked again.
- So what is it?

1763
01:56:20,937 --> 01:56:24,607
- A lawn mower? What do ya got?
- It's a straight fuckining six.

1764
01:56:24,674 --> 01:56:26,609
Me and Bill rebuilt this
engine ourselves here.

1765
01:56:26,676 --> 01:56:29,746
It's a good car. The engine's good.
Engine's good.

1766
01:56:29,812 --> 01:56:33,215
- Happy 21, Will.
- Happy 21, brother.

1767
01:56:40,290 --> 01:56:42,225
Hi.

1768
01:56:43,693 --> 01:56:45,728
Come on in.

1769
01:56:47,831 --> 01:56:49,799
Sean, I, um...

1770
01:56:49,866 --> 01:56:52,902
Me too, Gerry.

1771
01:56:52,969 --> 01:56:55,338
Yeah. Good.

1772
01:56:56,406 --> 01:56:58,542
I heard you're takining some time.

1773
01:56:58,608 --> 01:57:03,213
Yeah. Travel a little
bit, maybe write.

1774
01:57:03,280 --> 01:57:05,247
So where are you going?

1775
01:57:05,315 --> 01:57:09,319
India and China and Baltimore.

1776
01:57:10,587 --> 01:57:12,656
Oh.

1777
01:57:12,722 --> 01:57:14,725
You know when you'll be back?

1778
01:57:14,791 --> 01:57:18,195
Oh. I got this flyer
the other day.

1779
01:57:18,261 --> 01:57:21,098
It says, uh, class of ´72 is
having a reunion in six months.

1780
01:57:21,164 --> 01:57:23,100
Yeah, I got one of those too.

1781
01:57:23,167 --> 01:57:25,102
Why don't you come?
I'll buy ya a drink.

1782
01:57:25,169 --> 01:57:28,038
The drinks at those
things are free.

1783
01:57:28,105 --> 01:57:31,609
I know, Gerry. I was
being ironical.

1784
01:57:35,979 --> 01:57:39,784
- Oh.
- How about a drink right now?

1785
01:57:39,850 --> 01:57:43,020
Yeah. It's a good idea.

1786
01:57:43,087 --> 01:57:45,456
Come on. This one's on me.

1787
01:57:48,226 --> 01:57:50,594
- I got the winner right here, pal.
- Oh!

1788
01:57:50,661 --> 01:57:53,998
Yes, sir, this is the one.

1789
01:57:54,065 --> 01:57:56,400
This is my ticket to paradise.

1790
01:57:56,467 --> 01:57:58,536
Do you know what the odds are
against winning the lottery?

1791
01:57:58,602 --> 01:58:01,639
- What? Four to one?
- About 30 million to one.

1792
01:58:01,706 --> 01:58:03,841
- I still have a shot, you know?
- (LAUGHS)

1793
01:58:03,908 --> 01:58:09,781
Yes, just about as big chance as you being hit
by lightning here on the staircase right now.

1794
01:58:09,847 --> 01:58:13,117
It's a possibility too. I mean, 32 million.
If you look at the size...

1795
01:58:13,185 --> 01:58:17,121
(BELL TOLLING)

1796
01:59:08,307 --> 01:59:10,276
(HORN HONKS)

1797
01:59:19,351 --> 01:59:21,287
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1798
01:59:42,575 --> 01:59:44,978
Will!

1799
02:00:01,928 --> 02:00:03,931
(KNOCKING)

1800
02:00:03,997 --> 02:00:05,932
Will?

1801
02:00:43,337 --> 02:00:46,474
(HORN HONKS)

1802
02:01:13,168 --> 02:01:15,103
He's not there.

1803
02:01:32,154 --> 02:01:36,125
<i>♪ I'll fake it through the day ♪</i>

1804
02:01:36,191 --> 02:01:39,461
WILL'S VOICE: Sean, if the
professor calls about that job,

1805
02:01:39,527 --> 02:01:44,099
just tell him sorry, I had
to go see about a girl.

1806
02:01:44,166 --> 02:01:46,101
Will.

1807
02:01:47,703 --> 02:01:51,040
Son of a bitch.
He stole my line.

1808
02:01:54,981 --> 02:01:56,855
<i>With two tickets.</i>

1809
02:01:56,983 --> 02:02:01,194
<i>Torn in half for LA.</i>

1810
02:02:01,320 --> 02:02:04,938
<i>With nothing to do.</i>

1811
02:02:05,073 --> 02:02:08,358
<i>Do you miss me.</i>

1812
02:02:08,493 --> 02:02:12,157
<i>Miss Misery.</i>

1813
02:02:12,287 --> 02:02:15,490
<i>Like you say you do.</i>

1814
02:02:17,876 --> 02:02:22,122
<i>I know you'd rather see me gone.</i>

1815
02:02:22,254 --> 02:02:25,089
<i>Than to see me.</i>

1816
02:02:25,215 --> 02:02:29,378
<i>The way that I am.</i>

1817
02:02:29,510 --> 02:02:34,255
<i>But I am in the life anyway.</i>

1818
02:02:34,389 --> 02:02:37,224
<i>Next door.</i>

1819
02:02:37,350 --> 02:02:41,513
<i>The TV's flashing blue.</i>

1820
02:02:41,646 --> 02:02:45,228
<i>Frames on the wall.</i>

1821
02:02:45,357 --> 02:02:48,227
<i>It's a comedy.</i>

1822
02:02:48,360 --> 02:02:50,850
<i>Of errors, you see.</i>

1823
02:02:50,987 --> 02:02:55,778
<i>It's about taking a fall.</i>

1824
02:02:58,201 --> 02:03:00,075
<i>To vanish.</i>

1825
02:03:00,203 --> 02:03:04,366
<i>Into oblivion.</i>

1826
02:03:04,498 --> 02:03:08,198
<i>It's easy to do.</i>

1827
02:03:08,335 --> 02:03:11,086
<i>And I try to be.</i>

1828
02:03:11,212 --> 02:03:15,292
<i>But you know me I come back.</i>

1829
02:03:15,424 --> 02:03:19,670
<i>When you want me to.</i>

1830
02:03:19,803 --> 02:03:23,218
<i>Do you miss me.</i>

1831
02:03:23,347 --> 02:03:26,965
<i>Miss Misery.</i>

1832
02:03:27,101 --> 02:03:30,599
<i>Like you say you do.</i>

1833
02:03:46,033 --> 02:03:49,153
<i>Gonna find my baby
Gonna hold her tight.</i>

1834
02:03:49,286 --> 02:03:52,868
<i>Gonna grab some
afternoon delight.</i>

1835
02:03:52,997 --> 02:03:55,868
<i>My motto's always been When
it's right, it's right.</i>

1836
02:03:56,000 --> 02:03:59,499
<i>Why wait until the middle
of a cold, dark night</i>

1837
02:03:59,599 --> 02:04:04,599
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