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[Guests applauding
and cheering]

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[Guests applauding
and cheering]

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[Rock music plays]

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[Rock music plays]

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Hey!

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What, are you leaving
already, man?

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What the dick?

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Yeah, I'm
just packing up.

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RANDY: No, no, no.
It's an open bar, man!

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We're drinkin' tonight!
We're gettin' wasted, come on!

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No, I'm gonna head home.
I'm out.

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Look, I already
did four shots,

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plus the beers in the car,
plus I'm drinking red wine now!

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Look, the groom wants us
to do shots with him!

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He just said, 'Come get, uh...
the other guy, we'll do shots.'

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He'll be disappointed.

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See, the other guy,
he doesn't even know my name.

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We're not part of this, Randy.
I'm gonna go.

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No, we're part of
this magic, man.

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We've captured the
history on the camera.

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Maybe we can
grab a beer next week.

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[Car door slams]

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[Car starts]
[Music plays on radio]

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♪ On the track
with the wind at my back ♪

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♪ Move slow
like a heart attack ♪

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♪ Like I feel it creeping
like I'm six feet deep ♪

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♪ And all I wanna do is sleep ♪

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♪ And I don't wanna
win anything ♪

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♪ Every race will end ♪

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♪ I don't wanna win anything ♪

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♪ Every race will end ♪

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KID ON TV: I always
go to school!

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MAN ON TV: I don't like
what I'm hearing from you!

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You know, you're starting to
sound like one of those kids

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they do after-school
specials about!

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[Alex laughs]

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[Laugh track on TV]

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KID ON TV: Oh, Dad,
come on!

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I really think you take--

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[TV playing quietly]

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JUSTIN: I gotta go.

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I'm running late already,
so I gotta go.

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Um...
Go to bed, okay?

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How's school?

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You studying for
all your exams?

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JUSTIN: Yeah, um,
school's great.

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School's really great.
I'm doing really well.

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The professors really like me.
I'm on the...

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I'm on the Dean's list.

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I have a big exam in computer,
uh, internet... theory,

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and I think I'm
gonna do really well.

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And, uh, very popular.

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Why you sweeping?
Stop-- stop sweeping.

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It's okay.
You can stop sweeping.

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That's okay, I'll do it.

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When will Linda
be home from work?

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Aunt Linda's been
dead for 20 years,

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Grandma, remember?

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GRANDMA: Oh, yes.
JUSTIN: Remember?

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GRANDMA: Right.
JUSTIN: Okay.

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GRANDMA: What a shame.

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I'm sorry,
I'm very late, okay?

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GRANDMA: That's a shame.

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Um...

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Selena will be here
in the morning for you, okay?

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GRANDMA: Mmm.

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Okay, I really gotta go.

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I'm late, I'm sorry.
I love you, okay?

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[Keyboard clicks]

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[Music plays on video]

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Ah, I've seen enough.

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All right, you want
my honest opinion?

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It's got some...
some chiselling to do.

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It's long.

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God, I wonder if we can...

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rotoscope out
some of those, uh...

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Christmas lights you see
in the background,

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and change their, uh,
intensity.

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I kinda thought
we were at the...

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TOM: Right.

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Because I did the notes before,
I thought this was--

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TOM: Well, listen,
the point is,

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I think it's
in a great place.

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As far as a rough cut goes,
I think we're in good shape.

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I'm very happy.
ALEX: Yeah... Cool.

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I'm thrilled.
I'm absolutely thrilled.

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And I know the client's
gonna be over the moon.

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They're not even gonna
notice some of that stuff

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I'm talking about.

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But I'm talking about stuff
that's gonna make it better

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for us, 'cause we're the ones,
we gotta live with it.

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Right?
We have to live with this.

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We gotta sleep at night.

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[Sighs heavily]
Ooh, boy...

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I wanted to ask you--
sorry, before...

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So, um, you said
that I would get...

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you could give me the...
the money.

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I did the-- like, just
the rental of the equipment

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and stuff like that
for this.

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Alex, we need
to have a talk.

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We gotta re-think things,
me and you.

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Will I get paid today?

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You wanna talk business?
You wanna talk money?

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You wanna get into it?

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ALEX: I would just
like to know--

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Let's talk in my office.

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This is the creative zone.
This is the editing suite.

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This is the post house.

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I need you...
on this side of the table.

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I don't mix business
and pleasure.

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[Alex sighs]

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TOM: [Singing] ♪ Don't mix
business with pleasure... ♪

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♪ Don't mix... ♪

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Sorry, I gotta
get this down.

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♪ Yes, I don't mix... ♪

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D... A...

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Of course it's an A.
Rock n' roll key.

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[Strums guitar]

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♪ Don't mix business
and pleasure ♪

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Go down...

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♪ Don't mix business
and pleasure ♪

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[Guitar solo]

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[Guitar solo]

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♪ Don't mix... ♪
Whoa, kinda bluesy, swampy.

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ALEX: Yeah.

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♪ Swampy...
boo--m boo--m ♪

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[Taps guitar]

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♪ Don't mix business ♪

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♪ And pleasure, mmm... ♪

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Yeah, so if we could--

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[Tom strums guitar]

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♪ Don't mix
business and... ♪

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All right.

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Let's have...
[Clears throat]

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Let's have the talk,
all right?

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ALEX: Mhmm.

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TOM: Business sucks,
all right?

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This business is crumbling.

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People are gettin' divorced,
there's not as many weddings,

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people are waiting...

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There's these kids
comin' outta high school,

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takin' iPhones, and goin'
there and shootin' 'em

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for 500 bucks!

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I mean, that's putting
us out of business.

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They're undercutting
what we do.

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I mean, how am I supposed
to survive on that?

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Yeah, 'cause I'm actually
really struggling

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financially too, I--

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We're all struggling,
trust me.

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ALEX: I just have
to pay my rent.

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Believe me, we're
all in the same boat.

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But there are things happening
you don't even know.

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There's things in the works.

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I'm making deals,
I got phone calls to make.

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When I ask you to
step up to the plate,

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I expect you to swing.

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And not say, 'Can I get my,
uh, two dollars now?'

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What are you, the paper boy?
Grow some balls!

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ALEX: I-I just--

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TOM: I thought we were here
to play the big game!

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I know that clients
pay you, though,

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and if I could just get--

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Listen, we got operating costs
you have<i> no</i> idea about, okay?

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ALEX: Yeah.

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What it takes
to make this thing run

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is way above your
pay grade, my friend!

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Because today, if you
said I'd drop off the video,

190
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then you said I would
pick up a cheque.

191
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No, I did not say that.

192
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You're putting words
in my mouth.

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How dare you do that?

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ALEX: Well, you said
I'd get paid.

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Yeah, you will get paid.

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I'm about to pay you
in some information, okay?

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Mexico!

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M-Mexico?

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[Imitating Alex]
'Huh? Huh?'

200
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'Mexico? What?
Mexico?'

201
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ALEX: I don't know
what you...

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TOM: What do<i> think</i> I mean?
What business are we in?

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We make wedding videos!
ALEX: Yeah.

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I'm sending you to Mexico
for a destination wedding!

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Oh, cool.

206
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TOM: Yeah, I got it
all set up.

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ALEX: Oh...

208
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This guy Mike,
he's paying for you

209
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to come down
to San Gran Domin...

210
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Well, how much
is he paying--

211
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TOM: Gran Domingo Mexico.

212
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How much is he paying me?

213
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He's paying for
the whole deal!

214
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He's got the airfare
taken care of,

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the hotels-- and these hotels,
I'm tellin' you,

216
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all the accommodations
are paid for,

217
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you get free drinks, free meals.
ALEX: Wow.

218
00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,237
TOM: Because what we're
gonna do is make the best

219
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wedding video that's
ever been made.

220
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:13,178
A insane, beautiful,
sexy video.

221
00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,812
We're gonna use it as a demo.

222
00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,447
That's what we're gonna
push out there,

223
00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,316
that's what's gonna
put us back on top,

224
00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,717
'cause we're gonna
be the guys that know how

225
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to go down to Mexico,
down to wherever,

226
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down to these
destination weddings,

227
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and make it happen!
ALEX: Okay.

228
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TOM: All right?
ALEX: Yeah.

229
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In terms of photographers...

230
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who are you thinkin'
of bringing, Randy?

231
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ALEX: Uh... Randy's fine.

232
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Randy's probably
my best friend.

233
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We grew up together.

234
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He was there when
I broke my neck.

235
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ALEX: He seems... nice.
TOM: Yeah.

236
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He's too old-school, man.
We need some new dogs.

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I wanna get somebody
in there that's comin' from

238
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the underground,
somebody really out there,

239
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someone insane.

240
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ALEX: I know a guy.
TOM: Black guy?

241
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He's... he's white,

242
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but he's got
a real urban vibe.

243
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Absolutely, sir, I can
definitely help you with that!

244
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It'll just be one moment
while I make that change.

245
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:03,094
Can I place you hold?
Okay.

246
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,531
[Whispers] Oh, I can't do this,
I can't do this,

247
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,299
I can't do this,
I can't do this, I can't--

248
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,834
You can do this,
you can do this,

249
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,235
you can do this,
you can do this,

250
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:12,637
you can do this,
okay, yes, okay, yes,

251
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,906
okay, yes, it's all good,
it's all good...

252
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,441
Okay, I've made that change!

253
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,209
Is there anything else
I can help you with?

254
00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:20,978
Okay, have a good one.
Okay, buh-bye.

255
00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:22,547
[Cell phone buzzes]

256
00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:23,815
Yo.

257
00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,316
Hey, do you wanna
go to Mexico next week?

258
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,086
[Laughs] What?
What are you talking about?

259
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,120
ALEX: I'm shooting a wedding.

260
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,121
I get to pick
my own photographer.

261
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,389
Yeah, so what?

262
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:32,657
We should do it.
Let's do it!

263
00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:33,858
JUSTIN: What, you want...

264
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:34,959
you want me to be
the photographer?

265
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,161
Yes, obviously.

266
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,563
Obviously?
Is it obvious?

267
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:39,997
I don't know anything
about photography.

268
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,365
I've never even
Instagrammed anything.

269
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,567
Everybody Instagrams.

270
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:43,935
My mom has an
Instagram account.

271
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:45,470
She has a bunch of followers.

272
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,071
I think Instagram might even
be over, actually, is it over?

273
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:47,972
I think I might've missed
the boat on that.

274
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,007
Oh, shit!

275
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:50,575
Hello?
Hello?

276
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:53,411
[Keyboard clicking]

277
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,822
JUSTIN: Hey.
Hi.

278
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,491
JENNA: Hey!
JUSTIN: Hi.

279
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,759
How's it goin'?

280
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:08,893
Good.

281
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,062
JENNA: Nice to see you.

282
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,197
How you been?

283
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,565
Good, good.

284
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,033
[Clears throat]
How have you been?

285
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,134
Pretty good.

286
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:17,702
JUSTIN: Good.
JENNA: Yeah.

287
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,270
JUSTIN: Just getting home.
Uh, what are you doing here?

288
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:20,605
JENNA: From work?
JUSTIN: Yeah.

289
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:21,639
JENNA: How was it?

290
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:22,907
Shitty.

291
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,575
[Jenna laughs]
JUSTIN: Do you wanna come in?

292
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:25,910
Uh, no.

293
00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:27,278
You sure?
JENNA: Yeah, that's cool.

294
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,446
What are you-- you sure?

295
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,814
JENNA: Yeah.
I have to be on my way---

296
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:30,848
JUSTIN: You don't wanna
come in and say hi

297
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:31,983
to Grandma or something?

298
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,184
She's probably
sleeping, actually,

299
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,418
but she probably would
like to see you.

300
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:35,920
JENNA: No.

301
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:36,988
We could wake her up and
have a party or something.

302
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,222
[Laughs]
How is she?

303
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,690
She's good.
She's fine.

304
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,359
She's, uh... same old.
You know, she's...

305
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,660
JENNA: Yeah.

306
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,328
It is what it is.

307
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,531
What are you doing?
What's... what's new?

308
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,266
JENNA: Not a whole lot.

309
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,268
I've been going to
the aquarium a lot.

310
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:51,636
JUSTIN: Oh, really?
JENNA: Yeah.

311
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,271
What's in the aquarium?

312
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,540
Just like, bottom-feeding,
like, starfish and stuff?

313
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,441
JENNA: Horseshoe crabs, and--
JUSTIN: Horseshoe crabs?

314
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,610
JENNA: Yeah... Do you know
anything about horseshoe crabs?

315
00:12:58,678 --> 00:12:59,944
No.

316
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:02,213
It's, like,
there's a female one,

317
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,948
and the female ones
are massive...

318
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,416
JUSTIN: Oh, okay.

319
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:06,818
And then the
male ones are tiny,

320
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:08,886
and the male ones just like--
they're like,

321
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,888
billions of years--
maybe millions,

322
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:11,990
I don't know how old.

323
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:13,091
Wait, are you just
talking about, like,

324
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,125
the seafood section
at the grocery store?

325
00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:16,094
JENNA: No, there's...
[Both laugh]

326
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,361
You should go!
JUSTIN: Sure.

327
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,563
Horseshoe crabs.

328
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,831
You can touch them and stuff.
It's really cool.

329
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:20,965
Yeah, I'm probably not
gonna do that, but cool.

330
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,534
JENNA: Well, whatever.

331
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,503
It's expensive, but if you can,
like, find a kid to go with...

332
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,640
JUSTIN: Oh... huh.
Find a kid to go with?

333
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:29,774
JENNA: Yeah, find
a kid to go with.

334
00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:30,975
Like, do you have
any young friends?

335
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,310
Oh, no, but I pick up
kids all the time.

336
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,145
[Both laugh]

337
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,448
JENNA: Um... great.
JUSTIN: It's easy for me.

338
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,617
Uh, I had an abortion, too.

339
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,052
Oh.
Hmm.

340
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,420
It was really...
JUSTIN: Oh.

341
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,422
JENNA: Yeah.

342
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,990
Wait... for real?

343
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,592
Yes, yeah.
Like...

344
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,626
Oh.

345
00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:51,896
Oh!
Okay... what?

346
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,965
I should've prefaced
that differently.

347
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,133
Yeah, you could've
prefaced that

348
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:56,567
in many other ways.

349
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,536
You could've dropped that
right away, perhaps.

350
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,405
You could've, uh,
called me and said,

351
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:05,009
'Hey, I'm pregnant, but I'm
gonna get rid of... it.'

352
00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:06,911
We-- it was after
we broke up, so...

353
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,980
Yeah, but still,
you could've, like, told me,

354
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,482
and involved me in any--
even, like, a minimal way,

355
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,885
instead of coming here
and just telling me that.

356
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,319
Like...

357
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,455
What, like, text you?
JUSTIN: Yeah.

358
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,290
That would've-- one, you
could've said like, two words,

359
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,858
or an emoji, or something.

360
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:21,759
'I know we just had
a really painful breakup,

361
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:22,894
but, like, I'm pregnant.'

362
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:23,862
Yeah, that would've
been nice!

363
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,696
JENNA: Why?
That would've been nice?

364
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:26,631
That would've been
nicer than this.

365
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,099
What are you doing here?

366
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,067
JENNA: Um, it was $700.

367
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,569
I figured you could
pay for half of it,

368
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,704
just 'cause, you know,
we always went halvsies on...

369
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:36,574
JUSTIN: Well, I have a--
yeah, I have a $350 bill

370
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,344
in my wallet that I carry around
just for this kind of thing,

371
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,212
so I mean, it's like kind of
everyday occurrence for me...

372
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,581
You're being such a dick.
You're being such a dick.

373
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,917
I know, I'm sorry.
It's 10-- here's $10.

374
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,218
I'll email you the rest.
I'm...

375
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:49,921
Yeah, that's fine.
Just...

376
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,355
We could've talked.

377
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,790
I mean, I just would've liked
to have talked about it,

378
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,726
before...

379
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:58,596
before you just did it.
I mean, but... I get it.

380
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,032
So that we could...
JUSTIN: No, I know.

381
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,400
...mend our flawed
and broken relationship,

382
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,403
and stay together for...
a child?

383
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,737
Yeah, but I mean, like,
people do that.

384
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,507
People figure it out,
people figure out...

385
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,542
It would've been...
It would've been nice to...

386
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:15,746
to... I don't know...

387
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,549
be together, and have...
have good jobs,

388
00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:21,719
and, you know,
be actually able

389
00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:24,756
to raise a human together,

390
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,758
but obviously...

391
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,695
sometimes things
don't work out like that.

392
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,498
Yeah.
I get it, yeah.

393
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,667
But thank you for the...
JUSTIN: Yeah.

394
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,303
...for your share of it,
because, you know...

395
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,172
Well, thanks for the news.

396
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,607
Are you okay, though?

397
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,276
Yeah.

398
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,444
Okay.

399
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,379
JENNA: Okay.
I'll go, but...

400
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,648
JUSTIN: Okay.
JENNA: See 'ya.

401
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,183
[Justin sighs heavily]

402
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:54,452
[Unlocks door]

403
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:03,728
[Keyboard clicking]

404
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,267
This is very good.

405
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,003
These are really good shots.

406
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:14,572
[Whistles]

407
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,607
We got lucky with this one.
I knew it, I had a feeling.

408
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,009
ALEX: Yeah, yeah.

409
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,211
Once you brought up his name,
I told him a funny joke,

410
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,213
I said, 'Well, "just in time"--
we got him "Justin" time.'

411
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,315
ALEX: Yeah. [Chuckles]
JUSTIN: Sounds good.

412
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,883
ALEX: Killer Tom's
got a lot of those.

413
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:29,287
JUSTIN: That's great.
ALEX: Yeah.

414
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,655
TOM: And you're up for
doing wedding photography?

415
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,925
It seems a little below
your pay grade, am I wrong?

416
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,960
Oh, well... I mean,
Alex called in a favour,

417
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,662
it's just kind of a
one-time thing for me, but...

418
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,630
Oh, well, we're
happy to have you,

419
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,465
and as far as I'm
considered, he's hired.

420
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,267
ALEX: Oh, that's great.
JUSTIN: Thank you.

421
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,136
Let's celebrate.
ALEX: All right.

422
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:46,837
Hey, hon?

423
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:54,245
Can we get a magnum of
champagne down here to toast?

424
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:55,446
Just a sec...

425
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,750
Hon?

426
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,885
Hello?

427
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,853
TOM'S WIFE: Yes?

428
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:08,126
Hi, can you bring down some
champagne and some flutes?

429
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,861
TOM'S WIFE: Oh yes, honey,
I'll bring that down.

430
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,664
Just as soon as I get finished
doing every fucking thing

431
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,066
around here!

432
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,601
You want something
from the kitchen?

433
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:20,004
Get off your lazy goddamn ass
and get it yourself!

434
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,440
And don't you dare fucking
drink the kids' juice again!

435
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,309
[Sighs]

436
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,711
Gentlemen... this is
how you talk to a woman.

437
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,747
Hey, bitch!

438
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:32,083
When I tell you to bring
champagne and flutes down here,

439
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:35,619
you skip to it!
Let's go!

440
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,488
The button wasn't pressed
on that last one.

441
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,689
I don't have to press
the button to talk to her.

442
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,591
She heard me.

443
00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:42,059
Stop meddling, you don't
know how this machine works,

444
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:46,997
it's very complicated,
it's got Bluetooth.

445
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,668
So, um... can we get
the details of the trip?

446
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,038
Yes.
You boys are leaving Monday.

447
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,840
You land in Me-hico,

448
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,875
and it's all accommodations
accounted for,

449
00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:01,178
and it's party time USA,
Mexico style.

450
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,413
ALEX: That sounds great.

451
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,647
Yeah, that sounds
great, man.

452
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:04,748
You guys are gonna
have so much fun.

453
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,250
Ah, I wish I was
goin' with you!

454
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,652
ALEX: Does it, um...

455
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,254
Ohhhhh!
I wish I was going with you!

456
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,723
Ohhhhh.
Blah!

457
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:14,992
Sucks, doesn't it?

458
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:18,028
Three amigos, headin' down
there, ready to raise hell.

459
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,196
That would've
been very fun.

460
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,531
It would be classic,
us three.

461
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:23,734
Oh, I was down there about
10 years ago, on my own.

462
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:27,238
[Sighs] I had a bit of
a lost weekend down there.

463
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,540
I had a couple days at the
resort just boozin' it up,

464
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,343
and then one night
I went into town,

465
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,312
and my cab driver's
sittin' at a stoplight,

466
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:38,315
and he has a heart attack, or
some kind of brain embolism.

467
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:39,817
ALEX: Wow.

468
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,020
And, uh, he passes away,

469
00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:45,623
and I get out of
the taxicab,

470
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,691
and push him out
onto the street,

471
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,060
'cause I gotta get
back to the resort.

472
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,594
ALEX: Yeah...

473
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:51,829
And I'm driving back,

474
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,231
I don't where
the hell I'm goin',

475
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,965
I can't see anything,
the roads are all dark,

476
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,434
I can't get the
headlights to work...

477
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,770
and I hit something,
some kinda chicken,

478
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,238
or little Mexican kid
or somethin'

479
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,708
trying to cross the road,
and, uh... pfffft!

480
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,578
They said, you know,
'Stay out.'

481
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,280
But otherwise I'd be
down there with you guys,

482
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,448
poundin' pussy.

483
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:14,252
A reflector, so we can
get some even light

484
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,253
on that bride.

485
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,922
You've used these
before, right?

486
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,657
JUSTIN: Uh...
ALEX: Yeah.

487
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,826
TOM: Fuck, open!
ALEX: Justin has.

488
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,295
JUSTIN: I mean, my
assistant usually'll--

489
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:27,164
will take care of that, but...

490
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,332
ALEX: Alright.
TOM: Perfect.

491
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,600
ALEX: Yeah.

492
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:30,668
See how that--
look what that does to me.

493
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,069
Look at that.
Look at that.

494
00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:33,404
ALEX: Wow.
TOM: Isn't that somethin'?

495
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,272
ALEX: Yeah, you have a great--
TOM: Now close it back up.

496
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:38,109
You have a great hue.

497
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,680
There.
Take it, take it.

498
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,049
Oh, I almost forgot something.

499
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:51,355
Because I love you...

500
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,325
Here.
Take these.

501
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,026
Get outta here before
the wife sees you, let's go.

502
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,528
JUSTIN: All right.
TOM: Have a good one!

503
00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:01,899
♪

504
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:06,637
♪

505
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:10,641
♪

506
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:14,245
♪

507
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:17,315
♪

508
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:21,552
♪

509
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,222
♪

510
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,391
♪

511
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,159
[Justin laughs]

512
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:34,732
['Friends' sitcom plays]

513
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:39,169
♪

514
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,873
♪

515
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:45,376
♪

516
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:48,879
♪

517
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:53,317
♪

518
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:55,352
♪

519
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,788
[Cell phone buzzes]

520
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,325
Hello?

521
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,427
Hey, hey, yeah,
so the airline fucked up,

522
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,362
and the flight is tonight.

523
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:08,299
So don't worry, you
got plenty of time,

524
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,268
but you-- you
should get goin'.

525
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,036
Jesus Christ!
Uh...

526
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:15,706
Okay, yeah, I'm on it,
I'm on it.

527
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,041
Unbelievable!

528
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:23,314
[Airport patrons chattering]

529
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:24,715
[Justin groans]

530
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,184
How could you get
the date wrong?

531
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:31,221
ALEX: It's on Tom.
He fucked everything up.

532
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,657
JUSTIN: [Yawns]
I am so tired.

533
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,858
ALEX: Oh, so am I.

534
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,593
Oh, when you called me
I was in bed,

535
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,362
binge-watching 'Friends,'
eating cookies,

536
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,431
wrapped up in a blanket,

537
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:42,800
like a little baby
swaddled in a burrito.

538
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,768
I was so warm.

539
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,603
I was watching
'And Here We Are Now.'

540
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,639
Is my cameo appearance
still terrible?

541
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,143
The whole thing is...
so bad.

542
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:53,944
It's like, did I ever
have any potential?

543
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,612
Hey, we have a stopover
in New York.

544
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,081
How long do we get there?

545
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,382
ALEX: Oh, the stopover.
JUSTIN: Yeah.

546
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,084
Well, it's short enough
that we don't get

547
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,485
to enjoy New York City,

548
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,187
yet long enough
to sit in an airport

549
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,288
and really wish
that we were.

550
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,823
Great.

551
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,158
We should probably
go check in, right?

552
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:08,826
ALEX: All right.

553
00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:13,197
ALEX: You ready?

554
00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:15,099
I'm actually
really excited.

555
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:19,336
♪

556
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:20,771
ALEX: Yeah, I Wikipedia'd it.

557
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:21,739
I know everything
about this city.

558
00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:23,273
Ask me anything.

559
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,576
JUSTIN: You know everything?
ALEX: Anything, ask me anything.

560
00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:27,111
JUSTIN: Did, uh...

561
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,746
I heard Frank Sinatra actually
wrote 'New York, New York'

562
00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:30,748
about Wichita, Kansas,

563
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:32,450
and then just swapped
New York in.

564
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,151
Is that true?

565
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:36,053
ALEX: That's ridiculous.
JUSTIN: Huh.

566
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,788
ALEX: Ask me
somethin' else.

567
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:42,393
JUSTIN: Uh...
How tall is, um...

568
00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:44,328
the Eiffel Tow-- how tall is
the Empire State Building?

569
00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:45,396
ALEX: Were you gonna
say 'Eiffel Tower'?

570
00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:46,664
JUSTIN: Yeah.

571
00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:48,999
ALEX: Okay, good.
Empire State Building?

572
00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:51,735
JUSTIN: [Singing
'New York, New York']

573
00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:52,803
Do you feel the magic?

574
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,271
ALEX: Hey, Wichita!

575
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:58,542
JUSTIN: Wichita!
[Laughs]

576
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:02,480
[Airport patrons chattering]

577
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:05,349
I watched that photography
tutorial DVD on the plane.

578
00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:06,817
Yeah?
Did it make sense?

579
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:07,818
Yeah, it seems easy enough.

580
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,820
It's not hard at all, man.

581
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,188
Speaking of which, are you
planning on getting laid

582
00:23:11,256 --> 00:23:13,057
this weekend,
or... you know?

583
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,091
[Scoffs] Planning?
JUSTIN: Yeah.

584
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,526
No.
I'm hoping.

585
00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:16,560
I was reading
this book, though,

586
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,396
about, um, improving
business strategies,

587
00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:20,297
and they have this
chapter in it,

588
00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:22,233
this theory called
'Graduating the Relationship.'

589
00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:23,967
Have you heard of that?
ALEX: Uh... no.

590
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,469
Well, it's like
a business strategy.

591
00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:26,970
It's about strengthening
business relationships,

592
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,605
but it's like where
you say something...

593
00:23:28,674 --> 00:23:30,775
[Laughs] And you're trying
to apply it to get laid?

594
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,609
JUSTIN: [Laughs]
...only you say something

595
00:23:32,678 --> 00:23:33,811
to somebody that
you just met

596
00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:35,379
that you would normally
only say to somebody

597
00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:36,914
that you're very
comfortable with.

598
00:23:36,982 --> 00:23:38,182
Okay.

599
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,616
You should apply this
this weekend.

600
00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:41,051
All right.

601
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,987
So I wanna know,
how does it-- tell me.

602
00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:44,789
Well, like,
if we role play--

603
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,323
if we do a little role play,
and you're like,

604
00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:49,726
an attractive young woman,
your name's Alexandria...

605
00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:51,462
ALEX: Creative.
Yeah?

606
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:53,197
You're in a bar,
and you're alone.

607
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,399
Why am I alone?

608
00:23:55,401 --> 00:23:57,334
You just-- like,
you were at home,

609
00:23:57,403 --> 00:23:59,670
and you were like,
'You know what, Alexandria,

610
00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:02,673
fuck it, I'm gonna go out alone.
All my friends are busy.

611
00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,942
You know what, fuck it,
I don't care.'

612
00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:06,543
It sounds like
I may have Tourette's.

613
00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:07,744
So you're at a bar,

614
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,346
your name's Alexandra--
Alexand<i> ria</i> --

615
00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:10,414
ALEX: Okay, yeah.

616
00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:11,548
And I walk up
to you all cool,

617
00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:13,617
and I'm like, 'Hey.'
Very calm.

618
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:14,885
ALEX: Uh-huh.

619
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,153
JUSTIN: How you doin'?
ALEX: I'm fine, thank you.

620
00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:17,688
JUSTIN: How's your night going?

621
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,089
You didn't let me
answer the first que--

622
00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:20,557
I'm fine, thank you.

623
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,259
JUSTIN: I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to jump on your toes there.

624
00:24:22,327 --> 00:24:24,495
Hey, I think we should
go home and fuck.

625
00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:25,963
See, that wouldn't work!

626
00:24:26,031 --> 00:24:28,165
You can't just say that
to a woman, it's jarring.

627
00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:29,533
JUSTIN: No, man, it doesn't--
ALEX: Yes!

628
00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:31,735
You just, you drop it
in there like really casual.

629
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,370
Like, if you don't act like
what you're saying

630
00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:35,706
is a big deal,
then it's not a big deal.

631
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,007
It would work.

632
00:24:37,075 --> 00:24:38,041
If you said that to
somebody that you were

633
00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:39,343
in a relationship with,

634
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:40,777
that you wanted to
go home and have sex,

635
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,179
you would go
home and have sex.

636
00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:43,313
You would just like--

637
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:44,681
you bring things to, like,
another level,

638
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,583
you bring things
subconsciously to month three

639
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,118
of your relationship.

640
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,487
So like, a month
after we break up?

641
00:24:49,555 --> 00:24:50,721
That's where I wanna
approach a woman from?

642
00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:51,955
JUSTIN: [Laughs]
Yeah.

643
00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:52,990
Like, pretend I'm
going over to my place

644
00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:54,591
to pick up my stuff?

645
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,193
JUSTIN: Hey, shouldn't
we be boarding now?

646
00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:58,061
I think it's like...
we should ask...

647
00:24:58,064 --> 00:25:00,264
we should be boarding now,
I think.

648
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,032
Do we even know
the gate number?

649
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:03,267
How did you not know
the connecting flight

650
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,035
was at a different airport?

651
00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:07,071
ALEX: Listen, you have all the
same information that I have.

652
00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:08,606
You know, this is
the way Tom operates.

653
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,340
It's the reason his business
is on the verge of going under.

654
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:12,776
JUSTIN: It's unreal!
ALEX: I know!

655
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:13,944
JUSTIN: I'm regretting
this whole thing already.

656
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,812
ALEX: No, no, no,
this is great, man.

657
00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:17,081
Before today, we'd
never been on a plane!

658
00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:18,482
Now we've been on two planes,

659
00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:21,351
plus we were in an authentic
New York City taxicab.

660
00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:22,686
Did you see how many people
he almost hit?

661
00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:24,254
It was amazing!

662
00:25:24,323 --> 00:25:25,556
JUSTIN: Yeah, you're right,
we need an attitude adjustment.

663
00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:27,391
And check this out,

664
00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:28,559
you know how everybody's
always saying airplane food

665
00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:29,894
is horrible?
ALEX: Uh-huh?

666
00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:33,697
Well, we don't need
to worry about that...

667
00:25:33,765 --> 00:25:36,367
We got Doritos,
Salt and Vinegar,

668
00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:39,970
some Twinkies, Snack Pak.
Got you Fruit Roll Ups.

669
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:41,772
Two different
kinds of Dunkaroos.

670
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,574
You know, I appreciate
the gesture, Justin,

671
00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:44,741
but this looks like
you're trying to seduce

672
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,543
an 11 year old.

673
00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:47,711
JUSTIN: I mean, we're
the envy of everybody

674
00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:49,313
on this flight right now.

675
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,314
We need to stop talking about
how we're losers all the time.

676
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,448
We're not losers.

677
00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:52,849
ALEX: You're right,
we're just not special.

678
00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:53,917
JUSTIN: Yeah.

679
00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:54,985
ALEX: Completely
unexceptional.

680
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:57,721
JUSTIN: Exactly.
ALEX: Generally unhappy...

681
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,690
Insignificant, unimportant,
largely unloved.

682
00:25:59,758 --> 00:26:00,991
JUSTIN: Yeah, largely.

683
00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:03,794
ALEX: But we're not losers.
JUSTIN: No, not losers.

684
00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:07,064
MALE VOICE: Viva Mexico!

685
00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:08,765
[Airplane roars overhead]

686
00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:13,270
♪

687
00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:17,341
♪

688
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,543
JUSTIN: Hey, um,
two bottles of tequila.

689
00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:21,545
You know it's
all-inclusive, right?

690
00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:23,514
Yeah, this is Mexico.
Anything could happen.

691
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,681
ALEX: Yes!

692
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,416
Two bottles of
tequila, please.

693
00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:27,718
TAXI DRIVER: Taxi, hey, taxi!

694
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,252
ALEX: There's one.
It's hot, man!

695
00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:30,887
TAXI DRIVER: Taxi, hey, taxi.
Taxi, taxi!

696
00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:32,623
ALEX: Yeah, yeah,
how much for a taxi?

697
00:26:32,691 --> 00:26:34,758
$85.
Where are you going, man?

698
00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:36,226
Gran Domingo.

699
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:38,295
Yeah, 85, or something.

700
00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:39,963
JUSTIN: Or something?
Did you hear that?

701
00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:41,298
Yeah, you tell him
we're gonna walk around,

702
00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:43,700
talk to other cab companies.
JUSTIN: Okay.

703
00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:46,536
We're just gonna walk around,
and look for other drivers,

704
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,638
other cars.

705
00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:49,172
ALEX: He's not deaf.

706
00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:51,108
If you leave this place
and come back again,

707
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:53,844
this price is raised, man,
150 dollar for you.

708
00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:55,178
ALEX: What should I do?

709
00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:56,580
I don't know.
Just fucking pay him, man.

710
00:26:56,582 --> 00:26:57,915
It's so hot.
This heat is crazy.

711
00:26:57,983 --> 00:26:59,149
Goddammit!

712
00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:00,117
TAXI DRIVER: Move your
body, man, let's go!

713
00:27:00,185 --> 00:27:02,386
Let's go, give me the money!
Fuck, man!

714
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:03,921
Move your body, man!

715
00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:04,988
ALEX: Wait, shouldn't
I pay him afterwards?

716
00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:06,189
Just pay him!

717
00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:07,391
TAXI DRIVER: Move
your body, man!

718
00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:11,995
JUSTIN: All right,
let's do this.

719
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,931
ALEX: 'Move your body!
Move your body, man!'

720
00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:20,004
[Car door shuts]

721
00:27:27,512 --> 00:27:29,980
ALEX: Mexico's crazy, man.

722
00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:34,451
♪

723
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:38,855
♪

724
00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:42,292
♪

725
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:46,563
♪

726
00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:50,367
♪

727
00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:54,805
♪

728
00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:57,808
♪

729
00:27:57,810 --> 00:28:02,179
♪

730
00:28:02,247 --> 00:28:05,582
♪

731
00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:08,919
♪

732
00:28:08,987 --> 00:28:11,755
♪

733
00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:16,226
♪

734
00:28:16,294 --> 00:28:19,996
♪

735
00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:24,301
♪

736
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:27,671
♪

737
00:28:27,739 --> 00:28:29,206
What do you mean,
there's no reservation?

738
00:28:29,274 --> 00:28:31,408
CONCIERGE: Uh, I don't
have anything.

739
00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:33,210
Alex Hopper, and--

740
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:34,544
We're here
to film the wedding.

741
00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:37,347
There's supposed to be
some dinner thing tonight!

742
00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:42,352
[People chattering
and laughing]

743
00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:47,157
[People chattering
and laughing]

744
00:28:57,436 --> 00:29:00,604
Well, who knows how long
a taxi will take?!

745
00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:01,772
And by the way,
when it gets here,

746
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,974
we don't even know
where we're going!

747
00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:05,309
JUSTIN: Why don't
you call Tom?

748
00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:07,043
ALEX: I called Tom.
I left a voicemail!

749
00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:08,645
JUSTIN: So call again.

750
00:29:08,713 --> 00:29:09,780
ALEX: My battery's
running low,

751
00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:11,715
I don't want it to die.

752
00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:13,283
JUSTIN: This..
this is outrageous!

753
00:29:13,351 --> 00:29:15,485
How did he not give us
any confirmation?

754
00:29:15,554 --> 00:29:17,321
We're idiots!

755
00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:18,755
I told everyone at work
I was going to Mexico!

756
00:29:18,824 --> 00:29:21,625
They were all
jealous and shit.

757
00:29:21,627 --> 00:29:23,660
You're still in Mexico.

758
00:29:23,728 --> 00:29:25,095
[Cell phone buzzes]
ALEX: Ah, Tom!

759
00:29:25,163 --> 00:29:26,463
[Tattoo gun buzzing]

760
00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:28,465
ALEX: Tom?
TOM: Dude, what the fuck?

761
00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:29,900
ALEX: You're
'what the fuck'-ing me?

762
00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,468
Where the fuck
are you guys?

763
00:29:31,536 --> 00:29:33,503
You said Gran Domingo,
we're at Gran Domingo!

764
00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:35,272
No, I sent you an email.

765
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:36,774
You haven't sent me
an email in your life!

766
00:29:36,842 --> 00:29:39,075
Whatever.
It's Grand Cielo,<i> Cielo</i>.

767
00:29:39,144 --> 00:29:40,610
All right?
The couple just called me,

768
00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:42,579
asking me where
the fuck you two were.

769
00:29:42,648 --> 00:29:44,081
ALEX: Oh, God.

770
00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:46,049
TOM: All right, just--
I told them your plane was late.

771
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:47,217
Just head there now,
and don't say

772
00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:48,685
that you went to
the wrong resort, all right?

773
00:29:48,754 --> 00:29:50,187
It makes us look bad.

774
00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:51,922
ALEX: Whatever, my phone's
about to die, later.

775
00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:53,690
All right.
See you later, idiot.

776
00:29:53,759 --> 00:29:55,725
ALEX: Grand Cielo.

777
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,761
JUSTIN: I hope that man dies.

778
00:29:57,829 --> 00:30:01,331
♪

779
00:30:01,399 --> 00:30:05,836
♪

780
00:30:05,904 --> 00:30:10,774
♪

781
00:30:10,842 --> 00:30:14,311
♪

782
00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:17,247
♪

783
00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:20,617
♪

784
00:30:20,685 --> 00:30:23,520
♪

785
00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:27,257
♪

786
00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:31,461
♪

787
00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:33,297
Holy shit.

788
00:30:37,702 --> 00:30:40,537
ALEX: Wow.
JUSTIN: Yeah.

789
00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:48,011
ALEX: They don't even have
an alarm clock in here.

790
00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:49,679
How is that possible?

791
00:30:49,682 --> 00:30:52,849
JUSTIN: So book a wake-up call.

792
00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:55,819
What time do you wanna
wake up tomorrow?

793
00:30:55,821 --> 00:30:57,120
Early!

794
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:58,889
Like, 7:30?

795
00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:02,125
Seven.

796
00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:03,860
JUSTIN: We just need
to kick back tonight.

797
00:31:03,929 --> 00:31:06,296
ALEX: Yeah, we
deserve it, yeah.

798
00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:07,698
JENNY: Hey.
ALEX: Hey.

799
00:31:07,766 --> 00:31:09,900
JENNY: Are you Alex?
ALEX: Yes, you must be Jenny.

800
00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:13,036
Yeah!
I'm so glad to meet you guys.

801
00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:14,704
I'm really sorry about
the flight delay.

802
00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:16,907
ALEX: Yeah, huge delay.

803
00:31:16,975 --> 00:31:19,576
Well, this is
my fiancée, Mike.

804
00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:21,778
Thank God
you guys are here.

805
00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:24,514
I really thought this whole
thing was gonna go to shit,

806
00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:26,650
and that it would
be your fault.

807
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,318
Yeah, well, we're here.

808
00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:29,986
JENNY: Tom showed me some of
the photos and videos

809
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:32,322
that you guys have done.
It's great work.

810
00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:34,357
I'm really excited to see
what you brilliant geniuses

811
00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:35,592
come up with.

812
00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:36,927
ALEX: Oh, cool, thanks.
JUSTIN: Thank you.

813
00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:39,663
We're so excited to be here,
so thank you for having us.

814
00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:40,830
Oh, thank<i> you</i>!

815
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,666
Please, you guys are
a part of this wedding.

816
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,200
Um, make sure
you grab a drink.

817
00:31:44,269 --> 00:31:46,937
It's all included,
so we eat and drink for free.

818
00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:49,339
There's massages,
you should get a massage,

819
00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:50,607
and tennis courts.
MIKE: Yeah, get a massage.

820
00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:51,841
Yeah, sounds amazing.

821
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:52,909
JENNY: Yeah.
Do you know what, actually?

822
00:31:52,978 --> 00:31:54,110
MIKE: Hmm?

823
00:31:54,179 --> 00:31:56,146
I am gonna go get a drink.
JUSTIN: Nice.

824
00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:57,948
I'll see you guys in a bit.
ALEX: All right.

825
00:31:58,016 --> 00:32:02,619
[Loud kisses]

826
00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:04,554
JENNY: [Laughs]
Okay.

827
00:32:04,622 --> 00:32:06,423
How's it goin'?

828
00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:08,625
Honestly,
I'm really stressed out.

829
00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:11,227
I'm terrified right now that
she is gonna bail any second.

830
00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:13,196
I gotta lock this down.

831
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,864
Girls leave right before
the wedding.

832
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,099
This happens all the time.

833
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:17,834
Does she seem like
a leaver to you?

834
00:32:17,902 --> 00:32:18,936
JUSTIN: No!

835
00:32:19,004 --> 00:32:20,437
ALEX: No, not to me.
I'm not gettin' that.

836
00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:22,706
I just went bankrupt
right before I came here.

837
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,041
That just happened,
oh my God.

838
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,309
ALEX: Money's overrated,
right?

839
00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:28,111
It feels good saying it
for the first time out loud.

840
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:31,081
I feel bloated
all the time with fear.

841
00:32:31,149 --> 00:32:34,784
I feel like I'm full of
a hundred pizzas 24 hours a day.

842
00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:36,086
Don't look at me
like that!

843
00:32:36,154 --> 00:32:37,387
ALEX: You look great.

844
00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:39,155
MIKE: I know you're
looking at me like,

845
00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:42,058
'Oh, he's not that
great looking...'

846
00:32:42,061 --> 00:32:44,928
'He's an 8, she's an 8.5.'

847
00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:46,396
Everybody knows it.
I can't say it?

848
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:49,399
That's somehow taboo?

849
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:50,934
I don't think it's taboo.

850
00:32:50,936 --> 00:32:52,035
JUSTIN: Yeah, I think
it's, uh...

851
00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:53,436
You really think
I look great?

852
00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:54,404
Did you see the way
she kissed you?

853
00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:55,872
She loves you.

854
00:32:55,941 --> 00:32:59,743
She's clearly-- that's a woman
enamoured with her man.

855
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:03,513
I guess so.

856
00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:04,848
Maybe you should
just, like,

857
00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:06,883
come out and be
honest with her,

858
00:33:06,885 --> 00:33:10,053
and tell her the whole thing,
and you know, just come clean.

859
00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:13,456
That's a terrible idea.
Especially not now.

860
00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:15,425
Yeah, I'm with Mike
here, actually.

861
00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:17,527
I would definitely-- if you
love her like you say you do,

862
00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:19,529
I'd definitely wait 'til
after the wedding to--

863
00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:20,897
I guess I love her.

864
00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:22,566
The groom is crazy!

865
00:33:22,634 --> 00:33:24,067
He reminds me of you,
actually.

866
00:33:24,135 --> 00:33:25,335
What?

867
00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:26,369
It just stresses me out
being around him!

868
00:33:26,438 --> 00:33:27,671
I'm nothing like that.

869
00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:32,075
Right, I'm never stressed
when I'm around you.

870
00:33:32,143 --> 00:33:33,710
Put yourself in
his situation, man.

871
00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:35,311
He's getting married
this weekend;

872
00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:37,047
there's a pretty good chance
that his bride-to-be

873
00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:39,049
could just bail.

874
00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:40,316
ALEX: You're right.

875
00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:41,518
I don't know what
you were thinking.

876
00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:42,652
You could've blew the
whole thing up, actually.

877
00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:44,054
If he told her,
there'd be no wedding.

878
00:33:44,122 --> 00:33:45,555
We'd have to go home.

879
00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:47,157
I don't know, I just have
this great personal

880
00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:49,659
disappointment when
someone else gets married.

881
00:33:49,727 --> 00:33:52,462
JUSTIN: Huh.
ALEX: It got in the way.

882
00:33:52,464 --> 00:33:55,432
Sounds like you've made
a great career choice, then.

883
00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:57,100
Eight shots of whiskey,
please.

884
00:33:57,168 --> 00:34:01,204
[Dance music plays]

885
00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:03,407
This fuckin' sucks!

886
00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:05,008
JUSTIN: It's not that bad, man.
I don't know.

887
00:34:05,077 --> 00:34:08,411
ALEX: It stinks!
JUSTIN: Girls are here...

888
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,481
JUSTIN: Let's go talk to 'em.
Come on, let's do it.

889
00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:13,750
[Sighs] I can't,
with the dist--

890
00:34:13,819 --> 00:34:17,187
My game, I have a voice game.
I can't, I can't play with...

891
00:34:17,255 --> 00:34:20,123
It's all voice,
they can't hear me.

892
00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:21,658
Just graduate these girls.

893
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:22,859
You don't even need
to say that much.

894
00:34:22,927 --> 00:34:24,294
Remember what
we talked about.

895
00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:26,629
Just say a few...
advanced words.

896
00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:27,964
Come on, let's do it.

897
00:34:27,966 --> 00:34:30,433
Oh, that bad idea you had
about graduating girls?

898
00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:31,968
Come on, let's just
go over there and do it!

899
00:34:32,036 --> 00:34:33,570
Are we just gonna,
like, bicker all night?

900
00:34:33,638 --> 00:34:35,238
Or are we gonna...

901
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:38,575
ALEX: I was about
to change my mind

902
00:34:38,643 --> 00:34:40,710
and go graduate those girls.

903
00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:42,179
Fuck it, let's just--
let's just go.

904
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:44,247
Come on.
Let's get outta here.

905
00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,883
ALEX: Are you sure?

906
00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:48,585
JUSTIN: Let's just get
some goddamn sleep.

907
00:34:48,653 --> 00:34:50,654
We have to be up
in six hours.

908
00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:51,921
ALEX: What if this is it?

909
00:34:51,990 --> 00:34:53,156
What if this is
the entire trip,

910
00:34:53,224 --> 00:34:55,191
is just like
a giant snoozefest?

911
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,392
JUSTIN: Who cares, man?

912
00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:58,261
We get to see the ocean,
put our feet in the sand,

913
00:34:58,263 --> 00:34:59,796
enjoy this warm weather.

914
00:34:59,865 --> 00:35:01,197
ALEX: No, I'm ready
for somethin'.

915
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:03,533
I'm ready for anything!
Like, doesn't it bother you?

916
00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:05,468
Doesn't<i> what</i> bother me?

917
00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:07,470
That we're 33, and today
was the first time

918
00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:09,072
we were on a plane.

919
00:35:09,141 --> 00:35:10,540
It's pathetic!

920
00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:11,774
There was a baby
on the flight.

921
00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:13,276
He's already had a more
exciting life than us!

922
00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:14,544
Yeah...

923
00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:15,612
I was gonna say
you're being ridiculous,

924
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,647
but that's true,
the baby's had a better life

925
00:35:17,715 --> 00:35:19,115
than both of us.

926
00:35:19,184 --> 00:35:21,017
Yeah, I'm just sick of
everyone having all the fun

927
00:35:21,085 --> 00:35:22,552
and adventure.

928
00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:23,687
Well, you have it
pretty sweet.

929
00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:25,288
You get to go to
Mexico for work.

930
00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:28,224
I'm a phone jockey.
I'm a fake camera jockey.

931
00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:29,659
I'm the one who
should be pissed off.

932
00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:31,294
I don't wanna be
a jockey anymore.

933
00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:34,264
Yeah, you should be pissed off.
We both should be pissed.

934
00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:38,535
All right, I'm in.

935
00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:41,404
But... we're no good if
we're super sleep-deprived

936
00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:43,840
and tired this whole time.

937
00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:46,976
So let's go to bed right away,
recharge, get some sleep,

938
00:35:46,979 --> 00:35:49,446
so we can actually
have fun tomorrow.

939
00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:51,114
Okay, cool, yeah.
That makes sense.

940
00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:53,450
Let's do it.
JUSTIN: All right.

941
00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:56,452
I am pretty sure
that it was 3...

942
00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:58,955
Some... 3 was
definitely in it.

943
00:35:59,023 --> 00:36:00,123
So I feel like
this is probably it.

944
00:36:00,192 --> 00:36:01,191
ALEX: 313?
JUSTIN: Yeah.

945
00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:02,392
ALEX: Yeah, man.

946
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:04,895
JUSTIN: 3...
There's two 3's there?

947
00:36:07,065 --> 00:36:08,398
Red light.

948
00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:09,732
You just said
you remembered it 313.

949
00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:12,135
Yeah, but 3--
I think it was 4, 3...

950
00:36:12,137 --> 00:36:13,736
So you remember
a 3 and a 4?

951
00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:15,138
So are we on the--

952
00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:16,973
JUSTIN: This is--
it might've been on the...

953
00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:19,709
Maybe you remembered
it wasn't a 3 or a 4.

954
00:36:19,777 --> 00:36:22,011
This feels right.

955
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,646
Red light.

956
00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:25,248
325 was the number
in your mind?

957
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:27,116
3-- this--
no, this more.

958
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,452
It-- it equalled 9,
I remember.

959
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,620
ALEX: It equalled 9?

960
00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:31,621
JUSTIN: Well, like,
3, plus 2, plus...

961
00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:33,089
ALEX: Okay, yeah.

962
00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:35,025
JUSTIN: This, uh...
This is my lucky number.

963
00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:36,459
ALEX: 322 is your
lucky number?

964
00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:37,594
No, but I'm just trying,

965
00:36:37,662 --> 00:36:38,628
'cause we're doing it
all in order.

966
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,630
I dunno, whose
lucky number is '322'?

967
00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:41,765
[Sexual moaning]

968
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:42,832
Definitely someone
in there,

969
00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:45,101
so that's not our room,
probably.

970
00:36:45,169 --> 00:36:46,469
Nope, definitely not
our room.

971
00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:48,905
Let's go walk away
from that, fast.

972
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:52,375
ALEX: So sleeping
with an ex, it's like...

973
00:36:52,443 --> 00:36:54,277
there's a theory that
that's the closest

974
00:36:54,345 --> 00:36:56,046
you can come to time travel.

975
00:36:56,114 --> 00:36:57,580
JUSTIN: That wasn't
our room, by the way.

976
00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:58,715
ALEX: Oh, okay.

977
00:36:58,783 --> 00:36:59,716
JUSTIN: That one's
not our room.

978
00:36:59,784 --> 00:37:00,717
ALEX: Yeah, keep me posted.

979
00:37:00,785 --> 00:37:02,252
[Yelling and loud music]

980
00:37:02,254 --> 00:37:03,453
Something's goin' on
in there.

981
00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:05,255
Someone's getting murdered
in there or something.

982
00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:07,090
ALEX: It's a scam, so they
want all these guys

983
00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:09,292
going out
and insulting girls.

984
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,594
Meanwhile, the pickup artists
are the guys that swoop in,

985
00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:13,930
and actually are charming, and
actually that's why it works.

986
00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:16,533
JUSTIN: Dumb dogs live
longer than smart dogs.

987
00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:18,735
ALEX: You heard that
on a TED Talk.

988
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,403
JUSTIN: No, it will be
a TED Talk, though.

989
00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,272
ALEX: You had a dumb dog?

990
00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:24,174
JUSTIN: I've never had a dog.

991
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,376
That's why if you drink
earlier in the day,

992
00:37:26,444 --> 00:37:28,077
you just don't get
hung over, right?

993
00:37:28,146 --> 00:37:29,212
Really?

994
00:37:29,281 --> 00:37:30,480
Yeah, 'cause you're
drinking while

995
00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:32,015
you're supposed to be
hung over.

996
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,549
JUSTIN: Everything's
a scam, really.

997
00:37:33,618 --> 00:37:35,018
ALEX: You think
everything's a scam?

998
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,520
Playing catch
with a young boy?

999
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:38,921
JUSTIN: How would
that be a scam?

1000
00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:40,590
ALEX: Exactly.

1001
00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:42,492
Well, I mean, I have friends
that they've been with

1002
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,694
the same girl since they were
like, eight years old,

1003
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:45,629
or whatever, though.

1004
00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:47,163
What?

1005
00:37:47,231 --> 00:37:48,431
You have a friend who's been
with the same girl since--

1006
00:37:48,499 --> 00:37:49,666
JUSTIN: Well, maybe not eight.

1007
00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:51,601
ALEX: How old's he now, nine?
JUSTIN: [Laughs]

1008
00:37:51,669 --> 00:37:54,470
Do you have a lot
of nine-year-old friends?

1009
00:37:54,539 --> 00:37:55,805
JUSTIN: Yeah, I mean,
I don't know.

1010
00:37:55,873 --> 00:37:57,307
ALEX: Do you have
a nine-year-old friend?

1011
00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:58,308
JUSTIN: I think if you
meet the right person,

1012
00:37:58,310 --> 00:37:59,976
is all I'm saying,
you just know.

1013
00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:01,110
Like, you just know.
It works.

1014
00:38:01,179 --> 00:38:02,245
No, that's not true.

1015
00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:03,313
Then how come when you
meet the wrong person

1016
00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:04,948
it takes, like,
a year and a half?

1017
00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:07,817
Oh!

1018
00:38:10,154 --> 00:38:11,254
You know, I just realized
we could've asked

1019
00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:12,789
someone at the front desk
for our room number.

1020
00:38:12,857 --> 00:38:14,291
ALEX: No!

1021
00:38:14,359 --> 00:38:15,992
That would've only saved us,
like, four hours.

1022
00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:17,327
That's ridiculous.

1023
00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:25,468
[Alex snoring]

1024
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:29,873
[Alex snoring]

1025
00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:36,012
[Waves crashing]
[Birds chirping]

1026
00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:40,650
[Waves crashing]
[Birds chirping]

1027
00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:43,720
[Waves crashing]
[Birds chirping]

1028
00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:47,857
[Waves crashing]
[Birds chirping]

1029
00:38:56,634 --> 00:39:00,269
[Speaking Spanish]

1030
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,939
Uh...
Si, si.

1031
00:39:13,551 --> 00:39:17,787
[Band begins to play]

1032
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:21,557
♪

1033
00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:25,662
♪

1034
00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:29,899
[Singing in Spanish]

1035
00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:34,504
[Singing in Spanish]

1036
00:39:34,572 --> 00:39:38,741
[Singing in Spanish]

1037
00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:42,412
[Singing in Spanish]

1038
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,247
[Singing in Spanish]

1039
00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:46,282
♪ Here it goes again ♪

1040
00:39:46,284 --> 00:39:49,519
♪ You don't know how
you don't know when ♪

1041
00:39:49,587 --> 00:39:52,021
♪ A disappointment
to the end ♪

1042
00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:55,258
♪ Lose it like you
lost it then ♪

1043
00:39:55,326 --> 00:39:57,960
♪ It's through your fingers
It's through your toes ♪

1044
00:39:58,029 --> 00:40:03,099
♪ The feeling lingers
You don't see where it go ♪

1045
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:08,938
♪ La la
La la ♪

1046
00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:13,276
♪ La la la la la
la la la ♪

1047
00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:28,591
[Birds chirping in distance]

1048
00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:33,396
[Birds chirping in distance]

1049
00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:35,698
[Birds chirping in distance]

1050
00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:44,974
[Woman hoots
and people laugh]

1051
00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:51,681
They never called.

1052
00:40:51,749 --> 00:40:54,183
JUSTIN: Good.
I needed some sleep.

1053
00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:59,388
Oh, me too, man.
I'm wiped.

1054
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:03,960
[Sighs] We gotta
get up, though.

1055
00:41:04,028 --> 00:41:05,895
JUSTIN: Oh, yikes!
Why is it so blurry?

1056
00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:08,264
ALEX: No, no, you gotta--
you gotta hold the red dot--

1057
00:41:08,332 --> 00:41:10,032
make sure the red dot's
on someone's face

1058
00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,267
before you take
the picture, right?

1059
00:41:11,335 --> 00:41:12,569
JUSTIN: Red dot, okay.

1060
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:13,569
ALEX: And also, you gotta
turn down the aperture.

1061
00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:15,771
It's all blown out.
JUSTIN: The what?

1062
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,440
ALEX: The aperture, look.
Okay, gimme the thing.

1063
00:41:17,509 --> 00:41:19,242
See, you hit the button
before you turn the dial.

1064
00:41:19,244 --> 00:41:20,743
JUSTIN: Okay, yeah.

1065
00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:22,245
ALEX: Right, okay, and then make
sure the little squares were--

1066
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,646
Oh, just like that.
JUSTIN: Right, okay, I got it.

1067
00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:24,714
ALEX: Okay?
It's like the tutorial.

1068
00:41:24,782 --> 00:41:27,717
JUSTIN: I got it, yeah.

1069
00:41:27,785 --> 00:41:29,652
ALEX: You're not gonna
fuck this up, are you?

1070
00:41:29,721 --> 00:41:32,722
JUSTIN: I don't know
what to tell you, pal.

1071
00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:34,924
ALEX: Okay, look, I'm gonna
move around a little bit.

1072
00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:36,860
You just follow me,
tight, okay?

1073
00:41:36,928 --> 00:41:38,427
JUSTIN: Okay, yeah.
Yeah.

1074
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,096
ALEX: All right?
JUSTIN: Yeah.

1075
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:41,798
ALEX: Okay.

1076
00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:42,999
JUSTIN: Yeah, this is good.
Good.

1077
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:47,069
Keep... keep moving
around unexpectedly!

1078
00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:48,471
This is great.

1079
00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:51,340
♪

1080
00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:55,111
♪

1081
00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,947
♪

1082
00:41:58,015 --> 00:42:02,752
♪

1083
00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:06,589
♪

1084
00:42:06,657 --> 00:42:08,624
Hey, fellas.

1085
00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:10,493
Do you want me to take
a photo of both of you?

1086
00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:11,761
Yeah, no, we're cool.

1087
00:42:11,829 --> 00:42:13,529
I'm just kinda showing him
a couple of things.

1088
00:42:13,598 --> 00:42:14,764
NICK: Oh, okay.

1089
00:42:14,832 --> 00:42:16,399
Well, for the record,
I'm a photographer myself,

1090
00:42:16,467 --> 00:42:17,900
not a creep, or something.

1091
00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:19,201
Oh, you're a photographer?

1092
00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:20,636
Maybe you could actually
give me a couple tips,

1093
00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:21,904
because we're supposed to
shoot a wedding tomorrow,

1094
00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:23,673
and I have no idea
what I'm doing.

1095
00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:25,641
Wait, you're not shooting
Mike and Jenny's wedding?

1096
00:42:25,644 --> 00:42:27,343
The-- yeah,
that's the one, but he--

1097
00:42:27,411 --> 00:42:28,978
and he's kidding,
he knows what he's doing.

1098
00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:30,513
JUSTIN: Right,
I was just kidding.

1099
00:42:30,582 --> 00:42:32,048
NICK: That's cool,
I can help you out.

1100
00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:33,650
JUSTIN: So what, they hired
two photographers, or...?

1101
00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,184
Mm, no, no, no.
I'm not working the wedding.

1102
00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:37,019
I'm the best man
at the wedding.

1103
00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:39,789
ALEX: The best man?
JUSTIN: Great.

1104
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:41,691
NICK: I'm not gonna
rat you guys out.

1105
00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:42,892
What's the deal?

1106
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,927
You don't know
what you're doing?

1107
00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:46,162
He knows what he's doing.

1108
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,563
He's a little in
over his head--

1109
00:42:47,566 --> 00:42:48,965
All right, maybe I should
show you a few things.

1110
00:42:51,302 --> 00:42:52,969
JUSTIN: How long have
you known Mike for?

1111
00:42:53,037 --> 00:42:54,537
NICK: Since the sixth grade.

1112
00:42:54,606 --> 00:42:57,206
JUSTIN: Oh, way back.
ALEX: Crazy!

1113
00:42:57,274 --> 00:42:59,075
He was actually
a year younger,

1114
00:42:59,143 --> 00:43:03,546
and he got skipped ahead,
and, uh...

1115
00:43:03,615 --> 00:43:05,581
I thought it would be
kind of a good move

1116
00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:07,516
to align myself with
the smart kid, you know?

1117
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,018
Wow, so he's a genius.

1118
00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:10,786
Well, I didn't say
he was a genius, but...

1119
00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:11,988
JUSTIN: Wait, he's
younger than you?

1120
00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:13,923
He looks, I don't know, 45.
He looks old.

1121
00:43:13,991 --> 00:43:15,958
NICK: Yep, yep.

1122
00:43:15,961 --> 00:43:19,228
The last six months have
not been good for his body.

1123
00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:21,230
And his hairline.
JUSTIN: Hmm.

1124
00:43:21,298 --> 00:43:23,499
Yeah, 'cause it looks
like he ate a tire.

1125
00:43:23,567 --> 00:43:25,635
Like, didn't digest it,
but just, like,

1126
00:43:25,637 --> 00:43:27,236
put it inside of him.

1127
00:43:27,304 --> 00:43:28,504
Yeah, he's not
doin' so hot.

1128
00:43:28,573 --> 00:43:29,739
ALEX: Yeah.

1129
00:43:29,807 --> 00:43:31,440
He's punching way above
his weight class,

1130
00:43:31,509 --> 00:43:33,042
for sure.
He's...

1131
00:43:33,044 --> 00:43:35,044
Yeah, but he's a nice guy.

1132
00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:38,748
Jenny is...

1133
00:43:38,816 --> 00:43:40,583
Jenny is somethin' else.

1134
00:43:40,585 --> 00:43:42,018
It sounds like you're
in love with her, man.

1135
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,719
Oh, completely.

1136
00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:45,655
ALEX: Really?
Goddamn, man!

1137
00:43:45,723 --> 00:43:46,856
NICK: I know.
[Laughs]

1138
00:43:46,924 --> 00:43:48,557
How does that happen?

1139
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,693
I dunno...

1140
00:43:50,761 --> 00:43:52,995
I always had
feelings for Jenny.

1141
00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:55,464
She was always dating this...

1142
00:43:55,533 --> 00:43:58,401
this guy Javier,
from Venezuela.

1143
00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:01,103
He was a cool motherfucker.

1144
00:44:01,172 --> 00:44:03,472
And then they break up,
and I turn around,

1145
00:44:03,475 --> 00:44:06,476
and Mike swooped in.

1146
00:44:06,544 --> 00:44:10,346
Wow, so it sounds like
he's always been a risk-taker.

1147
00:44:10,414 --> 00:44:12,882
That sucks, man.

1148
00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:15,551
Yep.

1149
00:44:15,619 --> 00:44:17,086
ALEX: You should
break up the wedding.

1150
00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:18,587
Stop trying to
break up the wedding.

1151
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,356
No, if he breaks up the
wedding during the ceremony,

1152
00:44:20,425 --> 00:44:21,590
we don't have to
go home early,

1153
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,325
and we don't have to
shoot the wedding.

1154
00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:24,560
Break it up.

1155
00:44:24,628 --> 00:44:25,628
JUSTIN: That's true, yeah.
ALEX: Yeah, break it up.

1156
00:44:25,630 --> 00:44:26,896
[Nick laughs]
JUSTIN: Break it up.

1157
00:44:26,964 --> 00:44:28,130
ALEX & JUSTIN: Break it up!

1158
00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:29,465
NICK: Oh, come on, guys.
ALEX: Break it up!

1159
00:44:29,533 --> 00:44:32,034
JUSTIN: [Laughs] Break it up.
ALEX: Break it up, man.

1160
00:44:32,103 --> 00:44:33,770
Mike's a nice guy.

1161
00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:36,105
He's a doofus,
but he's a nice guy.

1162
00:44:36,107 --> 00:44:38,941
And Jenny...

1163
00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:42,578
Jenny is...

1164
00:44:42,646 --> 00:44:44,580
like nothing else.

1165
00:44:44,648 --> 00:44:47,116
And... they deserve
a good wedding.

1166
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:48,384
I don't know.

1167
00:44:48,453 --> 00:44:51,254
Well, you are definitely
without a doubt

1168
00:44:51,322 --> 00:44:54,290
a better man than both of us.

1169
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:56,192
NICK: I'll cheers to that.
ALEX: Cheers.

1170
00:44:56,194 --> 00:45:00,763
And in fact,
come to think of it...

1171
00:45:00,831 --> 00:45:03,666
it's not the worst
idea in the world.

1172
00:45:03,735 --> 00:45:04,867
JUSTIN: Let's get rid of
this equipment

1173
00:45:04,935 --> 00:45:06,669
and go back to the beach.
That was such a tease.

1174
00:45:06,671 --> 00:45:09,004
I wanna take my shirt off
and be free!

1175
00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:10,806
ALEX: Yeah, just give me,
like, two minutes.

1176
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:12,108
[Justin groans]

1177
00:45:12,176 --> 00:45:14,343
That guy's cool
with us, right?

1178
00:45:14,411 --> 00:45:15,911
ALEX: I hope so, because
if he tells the family,

1179
00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:18,281
we're completely fucked.

1180
00:45:18,349 --> 00:45:19,815
JUSTIN: No, we have
the leverage.

1181
00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:21,250
If he tells on us,
we tell the groom

1182
00:45:21,318 --> 00:45:23,419
that he's in love
with his wife-to-be.

1183
00:45:23,487 --> 00:45:24,420
ALEX: Ah, I didn't
think of that.

1184
00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:25,821
You're right, we're good.

1185
00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:28,224
JUSTIN: Yeah.
You almost done?

1186
00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:31,127
ALEX: Yeah, just open up
that reflector thing.

1187
00:45:31,195 --> 00:45:34,263
I wanna see what it does.

1188
00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:40,202
Try to reflect some light.

1189
00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:44,106
JUSTIN: All right...
Is this doing anything?

1190
00:45:44,175 --> 00:45:46,175
ALEX: I can't tell.
Just pack it up.

1191
00:45:50,881 --> 00:45:55,184
[Airplane roars overhead]

1192
00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:58,487
Let me try.

1193
00:45:58,556 --> 00:46:02,191
JUSTIN: I got it.
Oh, let's see.

1194
00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:04,927
[Airplane roars overhead]

1195
00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:07,597
JUSTIN: Here, I can...
I can do it.

1196
00:46:11,135 --> 00:46:12,334
JUSTIN: How do you
fuckin' do this?

1197
00:46:12,337 --> 00:46:13,669
Hey, excuse me,
do you know how to close

1198
00:46:13,738 --> 00:46:14,703
one of these things?

1199
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:17,606
MAN: Go fuck yourself.

1200
00:46:17,675 --> 00:46:20,543
ALEX: He seems cool.

1201
00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:22,879
All right, just bring it
back to the room like that.

1202
00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:30,319
[People shouting]
[Airplane roars overhead]

1203
00:46:30,387 --> 00:46:31,521
JUSTIN: Oh!

1204
00:46:31,589 --> 00:46:33,222
So this is what
it's all about, eh?

1205
00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:34,623
ALEX: Is it?

1206
00:46:34,692 --> 00:46:35,625
JUSTIN: don't know.
I'm really hot.

1207
00:46:35,693 --> 00:46:36,692
ALEX: Yeah.
I'm hot too, man.

1208
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,761
Let's go inside.
This is crazy.

1209
00:46:38,829 --> 00:46:39,762
Here, put some of this
on my back.

1210
00:46:39,831 --> 00:46:40,963
What?

1211
00:46:41,032 --> 00:46:43,833
Just do it.
Just do it!

1212
00:46:43,835 --> 00:46:45,635
ALEX: This is unacceptable.

1213
00:46:45,703 --> 00:46:48,237
JUSTIN: Get right in there.
Ooh, yeah!

1214
00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:49,572
Hey.

1215
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,806
MARIA & LOLA: Hello.

1216
00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:52,441
JUSTIN: How's it goin'?
MARIA: Fine.

1217
00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:54,110
JUSTIN: You guys
work for the resort?

1218
00:46:54,178 --> 00:46:55,911
LOLA: Yeah, we're photographers
for the guests.

1219
00:46:55,914 --> 00:46:56,946
Hey, do you guys
know how to close

1220
00:46:57,014 --> 00:46:58,714
one of those
reflector things?

1221
00:46:58,783 --> 00:47:00,316
The circle where
it gets bigger?

1222
00:47:00,384 --> 00:47:01,917
Yeah.

1223
00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:05,120
MARIA: It's hard to explain,
but it's kind of like... this?

1224
00:47:05,123 --> 00:47:07,590
Ah, no, I did that!
It didn't work.

1225
00:47:07,592 --> 00:47:09,225
You must've been
doing it wrong.

1226
00:47:09,293 --> 00:47:10,459
ALEX: No, I did it
just like that.

1227
00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:14,530
JUSTIN: It's just like that.
It seems easy enough.

1228
00:47:14,598 --> 00:47:16,031
I did it like that,
and it didn't work.

1229
00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:17,500
JUSTIN: Seems easy enough.

1230
00:47:19,136 --> 00:47:23,005
[Waves crashing]
[Birds chirping]

1231
00:47:23,073 --> 00:47:25,174
I love Mexico!

1232
00:47:25,242 --> 00:47:27,610
Well, this isn't really Mexico.

1233
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,378
Real Mexico
is very different.

1234
00:47:29,446 --> 00:47:31,313
Yeah, man.

1235
00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:33,782
Yeah, this is like Disneyland.

1236
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,519
Yeah, it's like, uh... an
amusement park or something.

1237
00:47:40,758 --> 00:47:44,026
You know, Justin
is an expert photographer.

1238
00:47:44,095 --> 00:47:47,863
Very knowledgeable.
You guys should, uh, talk shop.

1239
00:47:47,932 --> 00:47:49,498
Well, I'm not too much
a photographer.

1240
00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:51,300
This is mostly a hobby.

1241
00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:53,202
Yeah, me too.
It's like a hobby thing, so...

1242
00:47:53,270 --> 00:47:54,503
LOLA: I hate it here.

1243
00:47:54,571 --> 00:47:56,171
I want to go to New York
and be an architect.

1244
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,240
New York, nice!
We were just in New York.

1245
00:47:58,309 --> 00:48:03,012
Hell of a town.
Great town.

1246
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:08,250
LOLA: I want to see
the snow at Christmastime.

1247
00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:10,386
Yeah, we just wanted to see
the ocean and the sand,

1248
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,455
and now we're here,
and I don't know what to think.

1249
00:48:15,025 --> 00:48:16,558
ALEX: Hey, girls,
if you go to New York,

1250
00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:19,361
don't go on New Year's Eve.

1251
00:48:19,430 --> 00:48:20,930
I would say there's
two types of people.

1252
00:48:20,998 --> 00:48:23,198
People that wanna stand around
Times Square on New Year's Eve,

1253
00:48:23,201 --> 00:48:29,705
and the people that aren't
fuckin' assholes!

1254
00:48:29,773 --> 00:48:30,873
That's the two types.

1255
00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:33,342
Yep.

1256
00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:35,844
It's a great joke, Alex.

1257
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:37,980
You're really good at this.
[Laughs]

1258
00:48:39,484 --> 00:48:42,018
[Volleyball players
cheering and clapping]

1259
00:48:48,292 --> 00:48:49,758
ALEX: You know we're gonna be
late for the rehearsal dinner.

1260
00:48:49,827 --> 00:48:52,561
JUSTIN: Yeah, I know.

1261
00:48:52,563 --> 00:48:54,730
ALEX: Why didn't you
get her info?

1262
00:48:54,798 --> 00:48:56,966
JUSTIN: Nah.

1263
00:48:57,034 --> 00:48:59,101
ALEX: She was hot!

1264
00:48:59,170 --> 00:49:01,871
JUSTIN: It's just
better this way.

1265
00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:07,109
SARAH: Jenny and Mike
are so cool,

1266
00:49:07,177 --> 00:49:10,212
so congratulations to them,
'cause they're so in love,

1267
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,849
and Mike's the best thing
to ever happen to...

1268
00:49:13,918 --> 00:49:18,921
me and Dad, and he's great,
and we love him,

1269
00:49:18,923 --> 00:49:23,058
and Jenny's come such
a long way since being a kid,

1270
00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:26,428
like from being a wiener kid
and a dork, and like,

1271
00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:27,530
wearing jogging pants...

1272
00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:29,131
ALEX: [Whispers] Sir?
Excuse me.

1273
00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:31,867
Sir, if you could just move
over a little bit, please.

1274
00:49:31,936 --> 00:49:33,102
Sir!

1275
00:49:33,170 --> 00:49:34,469
JENNY'S FATHER: [Sighs]
Oh, come on!

1276
00:49:34,539 --> 00:49:37,573
SARAH: And then she met Mike,
and now she's<i> so</i> great...

1277
00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:39,742
[Whispers] Sir, I'm a
professional, if you'd just...

1278
00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,811
SARAH: She thought that
Frasier Crane and Niles Crane...

1279
00:49:41,879 --> 00:49:43,479
[Whispers] All right.

1280
00:49:43,547 --> 00:49:45,514
But I got my eye on you,
fucktard!

1281
00:49:45,582 --> 00:49:46,782
SARAH: Remember that?

1282
00:49:46,784 --> 00:49:48,417
You thought Frasier
and Niles were British!

1283
00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:51,153
Oh, by the way, this
isn't the wedding yet.

1284
00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:52,855
This is the rehearsal dinner.

1285
00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:55,491
So rehearsal dinner is,
like, the dinner

1286
00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:58,560
where you get ready
to get into wedding mode.

1287
00:49:58,629 --> 00:50:01,063
It, like, acclimates you
to your new, like,

1288
00:50:01,131 --> 00:50:02,965
wedding environment.

1289
00:50:02,967 --> 00:50:05,434
Because we don't want all
you guys to come down here...

1290
00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:08,003
[Whispers] Please--
please stop that.

1291
00:50:08,072 --> 00:50:10,039
SARAH:... your regular, boring,
like, miserable life...

1292
00:50:10,107 --> 00:50:12,575
JUSTIN: Okay, um...
let me just...

1293
00:50:12,643 --> 00:50:15,110
I think it's just,
like, a flash thing.

1294
00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:16,278
I think the flash is just--

1295
00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:18,447
Look, you're very
hot and sexy,

1296
00:50:18,449 --> 00:50:20,649
and I want to
have sex with you,

1297
00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:23,218
but you need to level with me.
Are you crummy at this?

1298
00:50:23,287 --> 00:50:25,121
I think I've actually
got it figured out now.

1299
00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:26,655
Problem solved.

1300
00:50:26,723 --> 00:50:28,123
Good.

1301
00:50:28,126 --> 00:50:30,426
'Cause I don't wanna
have to tell my dad

1302
00:50:30,494 --> 00:50:33,195
that he's spending his fortune
on some poor photographer

1303
00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:35,398
who's poor at his art.

1304
00:50:35,466 --> 00:50:38,267
And then I'd have to be
fucking someone that sucks!

1305
00:50:38,335 --> 00:50:39,701
And that would hurt.

1306
00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:42,104
Sure, yeah.
I'm just gonna go...

1307
00:50:42,172 --> 00:50:43,806
take some other...

1308
00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:45,574
How long have you
guys been doing this?

1309
00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:49,511
Yeah, now I basically just kinda
do weddings for Tom as a favour.

1310
00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:51,847
You know, I try to focus
most of my attention

1311
00:50:51,915 --> 00:50:54,349
on my production company.

1312
00:50:54,352 --> 00:50:55,717
Oh.

1313
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,286
Yeah, we do commercials, and--

1314
00:50:57,354 --> 00:50:59,388
Cool, for who?

1315
00:50:59,456 --> 00:51:04,126
At the moment, we're doin'
a big campaign for, um...

1316
00:51:04,194 --> 00:51:06,462
Best Buy.
JENNY: Wow.

1317
00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:08,397
When you set the colours,

1318
00:51:08,465 --> 00:51:11,066
can you make sure that
I don't look too pale?

1319
00:51:11,069 --> 00:51:12,234
ALEX: I can't imagine
you looking pale.

1320
00:51:12,303 --> 00:51:14,536
You're so... photogenic.

1321
00:51:14,605 --> 00:51:16,438
JENNY: Oh, thank you.
[Laughs]

1322
00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:18,373
I'd marry you.

1323
00:51:18,376 --> 00:51:19,875
Sorry?

1324
00:51:19,944 --> 00:51:21,643
In a different-- sorry, like,
if this wasn't your wedding.

1325
00:51:21,712 --> 00:51:22,711
NICK: Eek, eek!
[Makes cutting noise]

1326
00:51:22,779 --> 00:51:24,313
ALEX: You should be...
flattered.

1327
00:51:24,381 --> 00:51:25,647
JENNY: [Laughs]
Oh, thank you.

1328
00:51:25,716 --> 00:51:28,217
Yeah, we're all laughing.
We're having a good time.

1329
00:51:28,285 --> 00:51:30,986
You look like
you're working very hard.

1330
00:51:31,054 --> 00:51:34,523
Oh, yeah, no, I'm just, uh...
very happy to be here.

1331
00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:37,326
Here, here.
You take this.

1332
00:51:37,328 --> 00:51:40,195
JUSTIN: Oh no, no, no, no, no!
That's okay, thank you.

1333
00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:43,132
I'm just doing my job.
Just doing my job!

1334
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:47,136
That's for having
such a hot little mouth.

1335
00:51:47,204 --> 00:51:50,906
All-- all right.
Okay, thank you, thanks.

1336
00:51:50,974 --> 00:51:55,077
[Jenny's father chuckles]

1337
00:51:55,079 --> 00:51:57,045
Well, I thought
he was very nice.

1338
00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:59,248
He called me a fucktard!
Me!

1339
00:51:59,316 --> 00:52:01,683
He said I had
a hot little mouth.

1340
00:52:01,752 --> 00:52:03,953
Unbelievable!

1341
00:52:04,021 --> 00:52:06,755
Yeah, the bride's sister
was all over me, too.

1342
00:52:06,823 --> 00:52:08,958
It's really improving
my self-esteem, man.

1343
00:52:09,026 --> 00:52:11,193
I don't know what's goin' on
with this family.

1344
00:52:11,261 --> 00:52:13,762
ALEX: Oh, God,
he's staring at us.

1345
00:52:13,764 --> 00:52:17,232
JUSTIN: He's staring at you.

1346
00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:20,035
ALEX: Oh shit,
he's comin' over.

1347
00:52:23,707 --> 00:52:26,375
MIKE: Hey, fellas.
JUSTIN & ALEX: Hey.

1348
00:52:26,443 --> 00:52:28,777
MIKE: Hey, so, um,
the other night,

1349
00:52:28,779 --> 00:52:31,513
I said some stuff to you guys
that was a little top secret,

1350
00:52:31,516 --> 00:52:33,248
a little bit
shouldn't talk about.

1351
00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:34,449
ALEX: Oh-- no?

1352
00:52:34,518 --> 00:52:36,084
JUSTIN: Oh, we have
<i>no</i> memory of that.

1353
00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:38,353
ALEX: Yeah, we don't know
what you're talking about.

1354
00:52:38,356 --> 00:52:40,088
About me filing
for bankruptcy,

1355
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:42,458
and being under
tax fraud investigation,

1356
00:52:42,526 --> 00:52:44,426
and pretty much being
on the brink of being in jail.

1357
00:52:44,494 --> 00:52:45,994
Well, we're not...
we're not snitches,

1358
00:52:45,997 --> 00:52:47,829
so you don't need
to worry about that.

1359
00:52:47,898 --> 00:52:50,799
So we could just, like,
change the subject.

1360
00:52:50,867 --> 00:52:52,467
Yeah, change the--
talk about somethin' else,

1361
00:52:52,536 --> 00:52:53,802
I don't know.

1362
00:52:53,870 --> 00:52:55,537
It didn't even matter
what my scheme was,

1363
00:52:55,540 --> 00:52:58,407
because I gave money to a guy
who just immediately left town.

1364
00:52:58,475 --> 00:52:59,742
He moved to
the next town over.

1365
00:52:59,810 --> 00:53:01,476
It sounds close.
It's far.

1366
00:53:01,479 --> 00:53:03,312
It's far when you're trying
to do legal stuff.

1367
00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:05,681
Whenever I hear a businessman
use the word 'scheme,'

1368
00:53:05,749 --> 00:53:08,250
I always know that, you know,
it's on the level.

1369
00:53:08,318 --> 00:53:10,019
CONCIERGE: Hi.
ALEX: Hi.

1370
00:53:10,087 --> 00:53:11,019
CONCIERGE: Can I help you?

1371
00:53:11,022 --> 00:53:12,354
Yeah, we wanna book
a wake-up call

1372
00:53:12,423 --> 00:53:16,225
for tomorrow morning at 5:30.
Room 533, please.

1373
00:53:16,293 --> 00:53:17,693
Very early, huh?

1374
00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:19,228
ALEX: Yeah, we gotta get up,
we gotta film this wedding

1375
00:53:19,296 --> 00:53:20,896
at, like,
an ungodly hour.

1376
00:53:20,898 --> 00:53:22,531
Oh, I see.
Very important.

1377
00:53:22,599 --> 00:53:24,166
ALEX: Yeah, it's
really important.

1378
00:53:24,234 --> 00:53:25,567
I wasn't gonna bring it up,
but we had a wake-up call

1379
00:53:25,570 --> 00:53:27,503
for this morning,
and it never came.

1380
00:53:27,571 --> 00:53:31,440
So I'm begging you, please,
don't mess this call up, okay?

1381
00:53:31,442 --> 00:53:33,208
It's really important.

1382
00:53:33,277 --> 00:53:34,977
You know, it's gonna be
a big night in Mexico.

1383
00:53:34,979 --> 00:53:37,145
It's not gonna be like at home,
you know, when...

1384
00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:39,782
say, hypothetically,
I just, you know,

1385
00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:42,517
walk through the door,
and immediately strip down,

1386
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,253
eat a couple pizza pockets.

1387
00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:45,921
It's not gonna be
like that, okay?

1388
00:53:45,989 --> 00:53:47,956
We're gonna have a big night,
we're gonna be drinking...

1389
00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:50,092
...and partying.
JUSTIN: Partying.

1390
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:51,660
ALEX: You know, meeting girls.

1391
00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:53,762
Maybe a girl
named Cindy, okay?

1392
00:53:53,831 --> 00:53:55,264
Maybe we'll bring her
back to the hotel,

1393
00:53:55,332 --> 00:53:56,732
and she's gone out
for the night,

1394
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,267
because her dad is here,
brought her here,

1395
00:53:58,335 --> 00:53:59,935
he's on an insurance
conference,

1396
00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:01,737
and she feels a
little bit neglected.

1397
00:54:01,805 --> 00:54:04,773
Okay, so she comes back to our
place, which is a safe place,

1398
00:54:04,841 --> 00:54:07,576
we offer her tea,
we hold each other.

1399
00:54:07,644 --> 00:54:10,579
I feel safe for the first
time in my entire life.

1400
00:54:10,647 --> 00:54:12,247
With Cindy.

1401
00:54:12,316 --> 00:54:14,483
Sir, if it's so important
for tomorrow,

1402
00:54:14,551 --> 00:54:17,586
why not you go to bed early,
and get some sleep?

1403
00:54:17,654 --> 00:54:20,155
Leave Cindy by herself
at the bar?

1404
00:54:20,223 --> 00:54:22,224
We're there to save her.
<i>I'm</i> there.

1405
00:54:22,293 --> 00:54:24,159
He's just kind of
along for the ride.

1406
00:54:24,227 --> 00:54:27,296
I'm in a different
hypothetical situation entirely.

1407
00:54:27,364 --> 00:54:29,398
A more real
hypothetical situation.

1408
00:54:29,466 --> 00:54:30,732
ALEX: You're killing the mood.

1409
00:54:30,801 --> 00:54:34,536
[Dance music plays]

1410
00:54:34,604 --> 00:54:37,172
[Dance music plays]

1411
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:38,440
JUSTIN: Hey, there's Nick.

1412
00:54:38,508 --> 00:54:40,376
ALEX: Oh, and Mike.

1413
00:54:40,444 --> 00:54:41,510
NICK: Hey, guys.

1414
00:54:41,578 --> 00:54:43,512
ALEX: Hey, Nick.
NICK: Ola!

1415
00:54:43,514 --> 00:54:45,013
JUSTIN: Mike, how
you doin', man?

1416
00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:46,382
MIKE: Drinking away
the anxiety.

1417
00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:49,351
NICK: Woo...
MIKE: Hopefully.

1418
00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:51,520
A lot of babes
here tonight, man.

1419
00:54:51,588 --> 00:54:52,955
Babes?

1420
00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:54,590
You're into that?
You're into babes?

1421
00:54:54,658 --> 00:54:56,325
Big time.

1422
00:54:56,393 --> 00:54:57,993
Didn't really peg you
as the 'into babes' type.

1423
00:54:57,995 --> 00:54:59,828
You've got this asexual vibe.

1424
00:54:59,896 --> 00:55:02,064
I don't really see you
as a sexual person at all.

1425
00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:04,366
Yeah, I don't want you to
see me as a sexual person,

1426
00:55:04,434 --> 00:55:06,168
so that works out well.

1427
00:55:06,170 --> 00:55:08,470
Photography, that's
clearly your hobby, right?

1428
00:55:08,539 --> 00:55:12,007
That's like, the thing you're
doing with your spare time

1429
00:55:12,075 --> 00:55:14,743
as a side gig?
ALEX: Uh...

1430
00:55:14,745 --> 00:55:16,712
How do you get by, man?

1431
00:55:16,714 --> 00:55:18,380
I'm doing quite well,
you know.

1432
00:55:18,448 --> 00:55:21,283
Sometimes I cut people a deal
if I like them as much as...

1433
00:55:21,352 --> 00:55:23,852
you and Jenny, and you know,
believe in the project.

1434
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,654
It's good to know about
life on the other side.

1435
00:55:25,722 --> 00:55:27,022
You gotta learn, right?

1436
00:55:27,090 --> 00:55:29,224
What does that mean,
life on the other side?

1437
00:55:29,226 --> 00:55:30,326
Because you never know

1438
00:55:30,394 --> 00:55:31,660
when everything's
gonna crumble, right?

1439
00:55:31,728 --> 00:55:34,029
NICK: Man, you're flush!
MIKE: Yeah.

1440
00:55:34,031 --> 00:55:35,497
NICK: You bought me that car.
MIKE: No, I'm doing great.

1441
00:55:35,565 --> 00:55:38,266
NICK: He is a very flush man.

1442
00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:40,635
You should probably tip
them out at the end of this.

1443
00:55:40,704 --> 00:55:43,905
Things are goin' well...
with me.

1444
00:55:43,974 --> 00:55:46,241
Congrats again, man, on the
wedding, and the everything.

1445
00:55:46,243 --> 00:55:49,044
It's just...
Congrats, it's a big day.

1446
00:55:49,046 --> 00:55:51,546
MIKE: She loves me so much.

1447
00:55:51,615 --> 00:55:53,482
She must really love you.

1448
00:55:53,550 --> 00:55:56,418
It's crazy, and I feel
like I can't reflect

1449
00:55:56,486 --> 00:55:59,254
the same amount
of love at her.

1450
00:55:59,256 --> 00:56:01,123
Like, I just don't
have it in me!

1451
00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:02,424
Really?
You seem like a loving guy.

1452
00:56:02,492 --> 00:56:03,725
You got it together, and...

1453
00:56:03,794 --> 00:56:05,093
It's almost like
the less I give her,

1454
00:56:05,162 --> 00:56:08,730
the more she gives me.
It's not fair.

1455
00:56:08,799 --> 00:56:10,999
It's really an
unjust situation,

1456
00:56:11,067 --> 00:56:12,801
and I don't deserve it,

1457
00:56:12,803 --> 00:56:14,970
and someone else
probably deserves it,

1458
00:56:14,972 --> 00:56:16,004
but I'm the one
getting it!

1459
00:56:16,072 --> 00:56:17,005
ALEX: I think
you're being modest.

1460
00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:18,640
MIKE: It doesn't make sense!

1461
00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:20,008
Oh, so you're from England?

1462
00:56:20,010 --> 00:56:21,944
Well, I've got tons of
British friends.

1463
00:56:22,012 --> 00:56:23,412
Oh, yeah, whereabouts?

1464
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:24,913
Uh, London.
They all live in London.

1465
00:56:24,981 --> 00:56:26,715
JESSICA: Oh, yeah?
ALEX: Yeah, downtown.

1466
00:56:26,783 --> 00:56:27,916
JESSICA: Cool.
ALEX: Yeah.

1467
00:56:27,918 --> 00:56:30,285
I'm from London.
ALEX: Oh, wow, okay.

1468
00:56:30,353 --> 00:56:32,020
JESSICA: Yeah.
Yeah, from Barnet.

1469
00:56:32,022 --> 00:56:33,255
Do you know High Barnet?

1470
00:56:33,257 --> 00:56:36,792
Very well.
Yeah, Barnet, great street.

1471
00:56:36,860 --> 00:56:39,027
So, how's your
holiday going?

1472
00:56:39,096 --> 00:56:40,829
ALEX: I'm actually
here for work.

1473
00:56:40,897 --> 00:56:42,564
JESSICA: Oh no,
what do you do?

1474
00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:44,933
Yeah... uh, filmmaker.
Wedding films.

1475
00:56:45,001 --> 00:56:46,635
That's kinda cool.
That's exciting.

1476
00:56:46,703 --> 00:56:49,304
ALEX: Yeah, it's not.
JESSICA: No?

1477
00:56:49,372 --> 00:56:51,373
No, we say that
we're filmmakers,

1478
00:56:51,442 --> 00:56:53,308
but in actuality,
we're not, you know?

1479
00:56:53,310 --> 00:56:55,043
It's actually
kinda depressing.

1480
00:56:55,111 --> 00:56:58,980
I don't wanna bum you out,
but I wish I was dead.

1481
00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:00,382
You need to get out of
your own head, mate.

1482
00:57:00,384 --> 00:57:01,950
That's a lot.

1483
00:57:02,018 --> 00:57:03,351
Out of my own head?

1484
00:57:03,354 --> 00:57:06,488
That's what my tantric sex
instructor used to tell me.

1485
00:57:06,556 --> 00:57:09,357
Right before he started
asking me advice on sex.

1486
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:14,663
You're so full of shit!
[Laughs]

1487
00:57:14,731 --> 00:57:17,332
That is adorable!
I love dogs!

1488
00:57:17,334 --> 00:57:19,901
That's so cute!
How long are you here for?

1489
00:57:19,970 --> 00:57:21,870
We've been here
for five days,

1490
00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:23,972
and we leave the day
after tomorrow.

1491
00:57:23,974 --> 00:57:26,208
Oh, five days
without your little puppy!

1492
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:28,510
Is it so lonely?
Are you just lonely?

1493
00:57:28,578 --> 00:57:30,645
It is pretty lonely.
[Laughs]

1494
00:57:30,648 --> 00:57:32,180
Yeah?
We should, um...

1495
00:57:32,249 --> 00:57:33,715
We should get outta here,
go somewhere else.

1496
00:57:33,783 --> 00:57:35,083
I don't know, maybe
go fuck or something.

1497
00:57:35,152 --> 00:57:36,384
What do you think?

1498
00:57:36,387 --> 00:57:38,620
[Laughs]
I don't know.

1499
00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:41,156
It'd be fun!
[Kate laughs]

1500
00:57:41,224 --> 00:57:44,359
Hey, Jess,
what do you think?

1501
00:57:44,427 --> 00:57:46,161
Do you guys wanna
get outta here, too?

1502
00:57:46,163 --> 00:57:47,429
JESSICA: Oh, you're leaving?

1503
00:57:47,497 --> 00:57:49,464
We could go make out!

1504
00:57:49,533 --> 00:57:52,568
Like, we're on vacation,
we could totally make out.

1505
00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:55,604
JESSICA: Um... [Laughs]
KATE: Why don't we take a dip?

1506
00:57:55,672 --> 00:57:58,473
I think the pools are closed,
so we could go back to plan A.

1507
00:57:58,476 --> 00:58:00,408
Yeah, let's go for a swim!

1508
00:58:00,411 --> 00:58:02,110
Let's go for a swim,
a night swim, it sounds fun;

1509
00:58:02,178 --> 00:58:03,445
that sounds really fun.

1510
00:58:03,513 --> 00:58:06,315
We'll be quiet and no one
will notice, let's go.

1511
00:58:06,383 --> 00:58:07,582
JESSICA: Let's take a dip.

1512
00:58:07,585 --> 00:58:09,952
Okay, all right,
we're gonna take a dip.

1513
00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:13,322
JESSICA: Do you wanna come in?

1514
00:58:13,390 --> 00:58:15,757
I do, I just--
my phone's about to die.

1515
00:58:15,825 --> 00:58:17,259
JESSICA: [Laughs]
Do you need to call someone?

1516
00:58:17,261 --> 00:58:18,460
ALEX: No, I don't
need to call anyone,

1517
00:58:18,529 --> 00:58:19,661
but I just-- it's like,
just a thing.

1518
00:58:19,729 --> 00:58:20,996
I like to always
have it above 50--

1519
00:58:21,064 --> 00:58:22,297
JESSICA: What the fuck
are you going on about?

1520
00:58:22,365 --> 00:58:26,768
ALEX: Like...
[Jessica laughs]

1521
00:58:26,836 --> 00:58:28,036
Just the phone, I just...

1522
00:58:28,104 --> 00:58:29,705
JESSICA: [Laughs]
It's okay.

1523
00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:33,808
Oooh!
Jesus, it's cold!

1524
00:58:33,811 --> 00:58:35,343
It's, like, super cold
on my balls.

1525
00:58:35,412 --> 00:58:36,945
Let yourself
get used to it.

1526
00:58:36,947 --> 00:58:40,682
ALEX: This is like a...

1527
00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:42,751
I just think you should know
that I'm really drunk right now.

1528
00:58:42,819 --> 00:58:44,886
I just want you to--
JESSICA: What does it matter?

1529
00:58:44,955 --> 00:58:46,855
Well, I just want you to know
that I can't quite see straight,

1530
00:58:46,923 --> 00:58:48,223
you know, that's just a...

1531
00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:52,360
JESSICA: You're fine.

1532
00:58:52,363 --> 00:58:54,329
Do you wanna come over here?

1533
00:58:54,397 --> 00:58:56,665
Sure.

1534
00:58:56,733 --> 00:58:59,000
Also, I just want you to know
that it's been a while

1535
00:58:59,069 --> 00:59:00,102
since I've...

1536
00:59:00,170 --> 00:59:01,303
JESSICA: What's been
a while since what?

1537
00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:03,238
ALEX: Since, like,
any type of interaction.

1538
00:59:03,307 --> 00:59:04,506
JESSICA: What kind
of interaction?

1539
00:59:04,575 --> 00:59:06,474
ALEX: Just like, with
this type of inter-- yeah.

1540
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:07,509
JESSICA: This kind
of interaction?

1541
00:59:07,578 --> 00:59:09,644
ALEX: Yeah.
[Jessica laughs]

1542
00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:14,583
♪

1543
00:59:14,585 --> 00:59:18,320
♪

1544
00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:22,390
♪

1545
00:59:22,393 --> 00:59:25,794
♪

1546
00:59:25,862 --> 00:59:28,396
♪

1547
00:59:28,465 --> 00:59:31,633
♪

1548
00:59:31,702 --> 00:59:32,801
[Loud splash]

1549
00:59:32,869 --> 00:59:34,269
ALEX: Jesus!

1550
00:59:34,338 --> 00:59:35,437
MAN: Oh yeah, I thought
I heard another

1551
00:59:35,505 --> 00:59:38,206
fucking Brit 'round here!
Where you from, love?

1552
00:59:38,274 --> 00:59:39,408
JESSICA: London.

1553
00:59:39,476 --> 00:59:40,976
Why are you engaging him?

1554
00:59:41,044 --> 00:59:42,811
MAN: Oi, she can do
whatever she wants!

1555
00:59:42,879 --> 00:59:44,646
Just like we can do
whatever we want.

1556
00:59:44,714 --> 00:59:46,181
[Loud splash]

1557
00:59:46,183 --> 00:59:47,616
Guys, uh...

1558
00:59:47,684 --> 00:59:48,750
You're kind of
interrupting right now,

1559
00:59:48,819 --> 00:59:50,285
so if you could kinda
back the fuck off!

1560
00:59:50,353 --> 00:59:51,753
MAN: Oh, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, mate!

1561
00:59:51,755 --> 00:59:53,755
MAN 2: Back the fuck off?
MAN: Back the fuck off, then!

1562
00:59:53,824 --> 00:59:55,090
MAN 2: Did you just
fucking swear at us?

1563
00:59:55,158 --> 00:59:56,224
I didn't swear.

1564
00:59:56,226 --> 00:59:57,993
I swore, but it
wasn't directly at you.

1565
00:59:57,995 --> 01:00:00,128
MAN: Yeah, he just
fucking swore at us.

1566
01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:01,229
MAN 2: Come on, love!

1567
01:00:01,297 --> 01:00:02,197
MAN: You girls are
partying with these--

1568
01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:03,165
ALEX: It's none
of your business.

1569
01:00:03,233 --> 01:00:04,266
Look, I don't want
any trouble.

1570
01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:05,300
MAN: You know, it's not nice
to swear at people

1571
01:00:05,368 --> 01:00:06,635
you just met for
the first time.

1572
01:00:06,703 --> 01:00:08,036
Okay, look,
I don't want any trouble,

1573
01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:09,404
and if you guys stick around,

1574
01:00:09,472 --> 01:00:10,839
I'm afraid there's
gonna be some trouble,

1575
01:00:10,907 --> 01:00:11,940
so that's just
kind of a...

1576
01:00:12,008 --> 01:00:13,675
Alex, just shut up, man.
Be quiet.

1577
01:00:13,744 --> 01:00:15,510
MAN: Ooh, is that a threat?
Are you threatening us?

1578
01:00:15,578 --> 01:00:16,712
No, I'm not threatening you.

1579
01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:18,546
But I feel if you guys
just got to know me first,

1580
01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:20,382
that maybe all this, you know,
you might just kind of--

1581
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:22,017
MAN: Get to<i> know</i> you?
ALEX: Oh, my phone!

1582
01:00:22,085 --> 01:00:23,718
Justin, they threw
my phone in the pool!

1583
01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:25,854
Alex, shut up!

1584
01:00:25,856 --> 01:00:28,056
ALEX: My phone is ruined!
My phone is ruined!

1585
01:00:28,058 --> 01:00:29,925
Alex, will you walk us back?
These guys are mental!

1586
01:00:29,993 --> 01:00:32,127
MAN: Oi, oi, oi!
You see this guy here?

1587
01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:34,329
He's a good guy.

1588
01:00:34,398 --> 01:00:39,534
And you, you're
a fucking asshole!

1589
01:00:39,602 --> 01:00:40,669
JESSICA: Alex, will you
walk us back?

1590
01:00:40,737 --> 01:00:42,771
MAN: What're you gonna do?

1591
01:00:42,839 --> 01:00:44,272
ALEX: You want me
to walk you to the--

1592
01:00:44,274 --> 01:00:45,573
JESSICA: Yeah!

1593
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:47,776
MAN: Oh, come on, ladies!
MAN 2: Come on, girls!

1594
01:00:47,844 --> 01:00:49,544
MAN: We're just playing
around with your mates!

1595
01:00:49,612 --> 01:00:50,612
MAN 2: No, oh no, no.

1596
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,280
MAN: Come on!
We're just getting started!

1597
01:00:52,348 --> 01:00:53,281
MAN 2: Where do you think
you're goin', darling?

1598
01:00:53,283 --> 01:00:55,050
You're gonna go home
with this pussy?

1599
01:00:55,118 --> 01:00:56,685
MAN: Come on, girls,
there's nothing goin' on here!

1600
01:00:56,753 --> 01:00:58,420
Come on, girls!
Don't go!

1601
01:00:58,488 --> 01:00:59,921
JUSTIN: Where the fuck
are my pants?

1602
01:00:59,989 --> 01:01:03,258
MAN: Girls, there's
nothin' wrong!

1603
01:01:05,161 --> 01:01:06,495
JESSICA: Come on,
hurry up, Kate!

1604
01:01:06,563 --> 01:01:08,263
[Man and Man 2
shouting incoherently]

1605
01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:09,631
ALEX: Come on, let's
just really try to go

1606
01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:11,433
as quick as we can here.

1607
01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:13,635
[Man and Man 2
shouting incoherently]

1608
01:01:13,637 --> 01:01:15,236
ALEX: Maybe just run.

1609
01:01:15,239 --> 01:01:18,073
Where the fuck are my pants?

1610
01:01:19,809 --> 01:01:20,909
MAN: Hey, girls!
Girls!

1611
01:01:20,977 --> 01:01:23,144
ALEX: Yeah, we should
really kinda hurry.

1612
01:01:23,213 --> 01:01:26,414
MAN & MAN 2: Come back!
Come on, girls, come on!

1613
01:01:26,483 --> 01:01:29,184
We're just playing, come on!

1614
01:01:29,252 --> 01:01:30,618
ALEX: Let's go, come on!

1615
01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:31,853
What?

1616
01:01:31,921 --> 01:01:33,354
MAN: Girls, girls, girls!
oi!

1617
01:01:33,423 --> 01:01:35,690
Hey, get outta the way!
What the fuck, girls?!

1618
01:01:35,759 --> 01:01:37,459
Get the fuck outta there,
you fuckin' sluts!

1619
01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:39,394
MAN 2: Open the
fucking door, girls!

1620
01:01:39,396 --> 01:01:40,762
You fuckin' sluts!

1621
01:01:40,830 --> 01:01:42,597
MAN: Fucking slags!
Come on, girls!

1622
01:01:42,665 --> 01:01:43,998
These fucking assholes!

1623
01:01:44,067 --> 01:01:45,366
MAN 2: What's your
fucking problem, mate?

1624
01:01:45,435 --> 01:01:47,368
Where you fucking going?

1625
01:01:47,437 --> 01:01:50,071
[Man and Man 2 shouting]

1626
01:01:50,074 --> 01:01:51,873
MAN: What's the fucking
problem, mate?

1627
01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:52,974
MAN 2: You fucking cunt!

1628
01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:55,510
[Man and Man 2 shouting]

1629
01:01:55,578 --> 01:01:59,180
♪

1630
01:01:59,249 --> 01:02:01,649
♪

1631
01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:05,320
♪

1632
01:02:06,490 --> 01:02:07,422
[Can clinks onto ground]

1633
01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:11,626
[Whispers]
Justin!

1634
01:02:11,628 --> 01:02:13,161
Justin?!

1635
01:02:17,033 --> 01:02:19,000
Oh, shit...

1636
01:02:20,637 --> 01:02:22,303
[Sighs]

1637
01:02:22,306 --> 01:02:27,041
[Breathing heavily]

1638
01:02:27,044 --> 01:02:29,678
[Breathing heavily]

1639
01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:33,181
Alex?

1640
01:02:33,183 --> 01:02:34,783
Alex...

1641
01:02:34,851 --> 01:02:36,017
ALEX: Justin!

1642
01:02:36,085 --> 01:02:37,185
JUSTIN: Shit!

1643
01:02:37,187 --> 01:02:38,386
What happened?
Where were you?

1644
01:02:38,455 --> 01:02:39,721
Where were<i> you</i>?!

1645
01:02:39,790 --> 01:02:41,856
I just got pushed down the hall
30 consecutive times!

1646
01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:43,325
I needed backup!

1647
01:02:43,393 --> 01:02:44,859
I can't find my pants.

1648
01:02:44,928 --> 01:02:45,927
ALEX: Who cares
about your pants?

1649
01:02:45,929 --> 01:02:47,128
My phone's ruined!

1650
01:02:47,131 --> 01:02:48,229
I need those pants!

1651
01:02:48,298 --> 01:02:49,430
My wallet's in there,
my passport.

1652
01:02:49,499 --> 01:02:51,900
Your passport?
JUSTIN: Yeah, I know.

1653
01:02:51,968 --> 01:02:53,935
Who carries their
passport on them?

1654
01:02:54,003 --> 01:02:55,069
I don't know, man!

1655
01:02:55,072 --> 01:02:56,371
We've been drunk
for the last 40 hours.

1656
01:02:56,439 --> 01:03:00,609
We're making bad decisions
here, obviously.

1657
01:03:03,513 --> 01:03:05,280
Why are you loing
in the pool?

1658
01:03:05,282 --> 01:03:06,782
It could've fallen in!
I don't know.

1659
01:03:06,850 --> 01:03:08,483
If it fell in,
it's ruined.

1660
01:03:08,485 --> 01:03:09,617
JUSTIN: Passports
are waterproof.

1661
01:03:09,686 --> 01:03:10,852
Passports are<i> not</i> waterproof.

1662
01:03:10,854 --> 01:03:12,454
[Justin sighs]

1663
01:03:12,522 --> 01:03:14,522
Well, this is outrageous!

1664
01:03:14,591 --> 01:03:16,591
We've been looking here
for 40 minutes, and it--

1665
01:03:16,659 --> 01:03:17,959
we would've found it
by now if it's in here.

1666
01:03:18,028 --> 01:03:19,527
The water's
completely clear.

1667
01:03:19,596 --> 01:03:20,862
Is this even the right pool?

1668
01:03:20,930 --> 01:03:22,364
There's like,
50 fuckin' pools.

1669
01:03:22,432 --> 01:03:25,733
I'm 0% sure this is
the right pool.

1670
01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:27,502
Well, it's not our fault,
you know, I mean,

1671
01:03:27,571 --> 01:03:29,571
they hire some lazy
fuckin' architect,

1672
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:33,208
he designs 50 identical pools.
I'm gonna lodge a complaint!

1673
01:03:33,276 --> 01:03:34,643
Lodge a<i> complaint</i>?

1674
01:03:34,711 --> 01:03:36,177
Yeah, look at us.
We need to go to bed.

1675
01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:38,146
We have no idea what time
it is without your phone.

1676
01:03:38,214 --> 01:03:39,480
Well, what do you mean?
Where's your phone?

1677
01:03:39,549 --> 01:03:40,648
It died.

1678
01:03:40,717 --> 01:03:42,183
I don't know, I forgot
the charger at home.

1679
01:03:42,252 --> 01:03:44,920
Oh, this is great!
Who forgets their charger?

1680
01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:46,721
Who forgets their... watch?

1681
01:03:46,790 --> 01:03:47,789
You don't even
own a watch!

1682
01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:48,823
Who wears a watch anymore?

1683
01:03:48,892 --> 01:03:50,291
What is this, 1996?

1684
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:53,161
Am I Chandler Bing
or something?

1685
01:03:53,229 --> 01:03:56,598
We're done.
We are finished!

1686
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:59,234
No, we need to
pull this together.

1687
01:03:59,236 --> 01:04:00,768
Maybe it's better if we don't
know what time it is right now.

1688
01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:02,070
It's gonna fuck with
our heads tomorrow

1689
01:04:02,072 --> 01:04:05,073
if we're aware of how
sleep-deprived we are.

1690
01:04:05,075 --> 01:04:06,274
ALEX: You're right.

1691
01:04:06,276 --> 01:04:07,742
Yeah, let's just
go to bed right away.

1692
01:04:07,810 --> 01:04:09,678
We have to wake up at 5:30.

1693
01:04:09,746 --> 01:04:11,947
ALEX: Okay, okay, but
no fucking around, okay?

1694
01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:14,082
That phone call comes
in to wake us up,

1695
01:04:14,150 --> 01:04:16,751
we spring outta bed,
spring into action!

1696
01:04:16,819 --> 01:04:20,955
♪

1697
01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:25,226
♪

1698
01:04:25,295 --> 01:04:30,131
♪

1699
01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:33,868
♪

1700
01:04:33,871 --> 01:04:38,840
[Resort guests shouting
and chattering outside]

1701
01:04:38,908 --> 01:04:40,709
Sunny...

1702
01:04:40,777 --> 01:04:42,711
Sunlight.

1703
01:04:42,779 --> 01:04:44,312
What the fuck?

1704
01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:45,813
Fuck!
What time is it?

1705
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:48,249
ALEX: Motherfucker!
JUSTIN: Fuck.

1706
01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:51,386
JUSTIN: Fuck... Jesus.

1707
01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:53,621
What time is it
right now?!

1708
01:04:53,690 --> 01:04:55,990
Well, we booked a wake-up call
and it never came!

1709
01:04:55,993 --> 01:04:57,725
Unbelievable!

1710
01:04:57,728 --> 01:04:59,327
It's 7:30!

1711
01:04:59,395 --> 01:05:02,197
[Alex knocks on door]

1712
01:05:04,201 --> 01:05:07,635
You idiots are very lucky that
we're already running late!

1713
01:05:07,704 --> 01:05:09,270
Yeah, it's like
an industry standard

1714
01:05:09,273 --> 01:05:13,341
just to leave a bit of
a buffer on the big day.

1715
01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:15,877
Are you, uh, like,
rolling stag to the wedding?

1716
01:05:15,879 --> 01:05:18,212
Get in there,
you fucking idiot!

1717
01:05:18,281 --> 01:05:19,681
You stay here.

1718
01:05:19,749 --> 01:05:22,183
Where were you last night?

1719
01:05:22,251 --> 01:05:24,218
JUSTIN: We just, um...
called it a night.

1720
01:05:24,221 --> 01:05:25,820
We just went to bed
real early, and like--

1721
01:05:25,822 --> 01:05:27,555
And you still couldn't
get out of bed in the morning?

1722
01:05:27,557 --> 01:05:29,390
I got out of bed fine.
It was good.

1723
01:05:29,459 --> 01:05:31,092
SARAH: You were laying there,
thinking about me?

1724
01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:34,763
JUSTIN: No, no, I wasn't,
I wasn't lying in--

1725
01:05:34,831 --> 01:05:36,498
You were jerking off!

1726
01:05:36,566 --> 01:05:38,433
No, I wasn't--
I definitely wasn't jerking off.

1727
01:05:38,501 --> 01:05:40,435
Yeah, you were in bed
and getting here late

1728
01:05:40,503 --> 01:05:41,903
because you were
jerking off and--

1729
01:05:41,972 --> 01:05:44,105
I wasn't.
I definitely wasn't... Alex!

1730
01:05:44,173 --> 01:05:46,241
I just need to take some photos
of your sister and stuff.

1731
01:05:46,309 --> 01:05:48,509
Okay, well,
get good pictures,

1732
01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:50,845
and then maybe I'll hire
you to do<i> our</i> wedding.

1733
01:05:50,847 --> 01:05:53,114
JUSTIN: Oh, wait,
you're gonna--

1734
01:05:53,182 --> 01:05:55,917
you would hire me
to film my own wedding?

1735
01:05:55,986 --> 01:05:57,418
JUSTIN: Man, I don't
know what to do.

1736
01:05:57,487 --> 01:05:59,821
Maybe I should just
sleep with her.

1737
01:05:59,889 --> 01:06:02,790
She sounds
completely insane.

1738
01:06:02,859 --> 01:06:05,427
And you realize that she's
graduating you, right?

1739
01:06:05,495 --> 01:06:07,261
So that's what
it feels like, huh?

1740
01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:09,731
I should probably stop
doing that to people.

1741
01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:11,332
How do the photos look?

1742
01:06:11,335 --> 01:06:13,134
Good, I think.
Pretty good, yeah.

1743
01:06:13,203 --> 01:06:15,636
I don't really know what
I'm talking about at all.

1744
01:06:15,705 --> 01:06:17,438
ALEX: Yeah, but it looked like
you knew what you were doing.

1745
01:06:17,507 --> 01:06:18,807
Yeah, they were shiny.
They were really nice.

1746
01:06:18,875 --> 01:06:19,941
How's your video?

1747
01:06:19,943 --> 01:06:21,142
It's good.

1748
01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:23,077
JUSTIN: Good.
Hey, what if I fuck this up?

1749
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:24,746
You're not gonna fuck it up.

1750
01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:26,614
JUSTIN: Can they sue me,
though, personally?

1751
01:06:26,616 --> 01:06:29,317
ALEX: No, I think technically,
they could sue Tom.

1752
01:06:29,385 --> 01:06:31,419
And... then he could sue us.

1753
01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:32,954
JUSTIN: Sue<i> you.</i>

1754
01:06:33,022 --> 01:06:34,022
ALEX: Well, he'd sue me,
and then I would, like,

1755
01:06:34,090 --> 01:06:36,758
immediately sue you.

1756
01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:38,426
JUSTIN: Oh, so I have
a two-lawsuit buffer.

1757
01:06:38,494 --> 01:06:40,428
I'm... okay with that.

1758
01:06:40,496 --> 01:06:43,431
[Wedding guests chattering]

1759
01:06:43,433 --> 01:06:44,999
Hey...

1760
01:06:45,068 --> 01:06:46,901
You don't think Nick's actually
gonna do anything, do you?

1761
01:06:46,969 --> 01:06:49,103
No, no.
That would be insane.

1762
01:06:49,172 --> 01:06:50,204
['Here Comes the Bride'
starts playing]

1763
01:06:50,273 --> 01:06:52,240
ALEX: [Whispers]
Dude!

1764
01:06:52,308 --> 01:06:56,744
['Here Comes the Bride'
plays]

1765
01:06:56,813 --> 01:07:00,815
['Here Comes the Bride'
plays]

1766
01:07:00,883 --> 01:07:04,052
['Here Comes the Bride'
plays]

1767
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:05,787
[Jenny laughs]

1768
01:07:09,358 --> 01:07:11,760
[Shutter clicks repeatedly]

1769
01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:18,833
You may now kiss the bride.

1770
01:07:20,470 --> 01:07:23,805
[Applause]

1771
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:26,240
[Applause]

1772
01:07:26,309 --> 01:07:29,010
[Cell phone buzzes]

1773
01:07:29,079 --> 01:07:33,047
[Guests chattering]

1774
01:07:33,116 --> 01:07:36,050
Nana is here right now!

1775
01:07:36,119 --> 01:07:38,619
She's here now!

1776
01:07:38,688 --> 01:07:39,587
JENNY'S FATHER:
Everyone, please,

1777
01:07:39,655 --> 01:07:41,156
I have an announcement
to make!

1778
01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:43,191
Papa, what's going on?

1779
01:07:43,259 --> 01:07:47,261
The father of the bride's
mother has just arrived.

1780
01:07:47,330 --> 01:07:48,763
Nana's here?

1781
01:07:48,832 --> 01:07:50,264
I didn't think
she could make it!

1782
01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:52,600
JENNY'S FATHER: Well,
she got here.

1783
01:07:52,668 --> 01:07:54,469
She's always doing this!

1784
01:07:54,537 --> 01:07:57,172
She thinks she can
just surprise us!

1785
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,107
JENNY: I think we just
have to do it again.

1786
01:07:59,175 --> 01:08:00,641
You're kidding me!
We're not doing it again!

1787
01:08:00,644 --> 01:08:01,709
JENNY'S FATHER:
Just get Nana.

1788
01:08:01,777 --> 01:08:02,710
MIKE: We've already
been married!

1789
01:08:02,779 --> 01:08:03,878
SARAH: She does this
all the time!

1790
01:08:03,946 --> 01:08:05,513
JENNY: I know we're married.
It'll be a fake one.

1791
01:08:05,581 --> 01:08:06,714
MIKE: We did it, we're married,
it's official.

1792
01:08:06,782 --> 01:08:10,618
[All arguing at once]

1793
01:08:10,686 --> 01:08:13,354
[All arguing at once]

1794
01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:16,657
[All arguing at once]

1795
01:08:16,660 --> 01:08:18,493
Everybody...

1796
01:08:18,561 --> 01:08:20,595
Everybody!

1797
01:08:20,663 --> 01:08:23,164
JENNY'S FATHER: But somebody
right now has to get Nana!

1798
01:08:23,232 --> 01:08:24,766
SARAH: Nana's gonna freak out!

1799
01:08:24,834 --> 01:08:26,467
JENNY'S FATHER: Nana spends
her<i> life</i> freaking out!

1800
01:08:26,470 --> 01:08:30,071
[All shouting at once]

1801
01:08:30,139 --> 01:08:32,707
[All shouting at once]

1802
01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:35,977
Everybody shut the fuck up!

1803
01:08:36,045 --> 01:08:37,778
We're taking this again!

1804
01:08:37,847 --> 01:08:40,014
Priest, in there.

1805
01:08:40,082 --> 01:08:43,351
Nick, take back
those fuckin' rings.

1806
01:08:43,419 --> 01:08:44,886
Holy shit, are you
doin' this for me?

1807
01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:46,254
God, no!

1808
01:08:46,322 --> 01:08:48,990
No, no, Jesus Christ, no!
Get over it, it's done!

1809
01:08:48,992 --> 01:08:50,892
Okay, father of the bride,
back to one,

1810
01:08:50,894 --> 01:08:52,226
it's not your big break.

1811
01:08:52,295 --> 01:08:54,028
Yeah, back to one,
it's not about you today.

1812
01:08:54,030 --> 01:08:56,498
Jenny, Jenny,
back to one, please.

1813
01:08:56,566 --> 01:08:59,333
Mike, you fucking
piece of shit!

1814
01:08:59,402 --> 01:09:00,835
Wipe that pool of sweat
off your face,

1815
01:09:00,903 --> 01:09:02,203
we're doin' this again!

1816
01:09:02,271 --> 01:09:03,938
Everybody be quiet!

1817
01:09:04,006 --> 01:09:06,941
Guitar, not you, I wanna hear
some beautiful fuckin' music!

1818
01:09:07,009 --> 01:09:08,109
JUSTIN: I just want
you to know,

1819
01:09:08,178 --> 01:09:09,444
I really approve
of all this cursing.

1820
01:09:09,512 --> 01:09:10,845
ALEX: Thanks!
Take some fucking pictures!

1821
01:09:10,914 --> 01:09:12,947
Everyone, Nana's here!

1822
01:09:13,015 --> 01:09:16,450
All right, let's go!
Action!

1823
01:09:16,453 --> 01:09:17,718
[Claps]
Yes!

1824
01:09:17,787 --> 01:09:18,820
ALEX: Whoo!
Ohh!

1825
01:09:18,888 --> 01:09:21,989
Yes!
That was amazing!

1826
01:09:21,992 --> 01:09:23,357
You were amazing.

1827
01:09:23,426 --> 01:09:24,692
I don't know
what got into me, man.

1828
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,194
It was incredible,
you took charge!

1829
01:09:26,262 --> 01:09:28,463
ALEX: I took charge!
JUSTIN: Yeah!

1830
01:09:28,531 --> 01:09:30,064
The second ceremony was
way better than the first.

1831
01:09:30,066 --> 01:09:31,299
ALEX: Yes!
It looked pretty great, right?

1832
01:09:31,367 --> 01:09:32,533
It looked amazing.

1833
01:09:32,536 --> 01:09:35,003
I got way better photos.
There was way more crying.

1834
01:09:35,071 --> 01:09:37,104
Now, do you think the crying
had anything to do

1835
01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:38,506
with me cursing at everybody?

1836
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:41,142
Yeah, probably, yeah. [Laughs]
It got the job done.

1837
01:09:41,211 --> 01:09:42,944
ALEX: Yeah.
JUSTIN: It got the job done!

1838
01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:44,512
Whew!

1839
01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:48,416
It got... the job...
done.

1840
01:09:48,484 --> 01:09:51,419
ALEX: Huh.
JUSTIN: What?

1841
01:09:51,487 --> 01:09:53,154
Do you hear anything?

1842
01:09:53,222 --> 01:09:54,956
No, like what?

1843
01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:58,326
Oh, my God.
There's no... audio.

1844
01:09:58,394 --> 01:09:59,794
What?

1845
01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:01,462
The microphone must not have
been plugged into the...

1846
01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:02,730
it wasn't plugged in
all the way!

1847
01:10:02,798 --> 01:10:03,665
JUSTIN: Are you sure?

1848
01:10:03,733 --> 01:10:04,732
Oh my God!

1849
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,434
Holy shit!

1850
01:10:06,502 --> 01:10:08,769
Oh, fuck, I'm ha...
I'm having a heart attack!

1851
01:10:08,838 --> 01:10:09,837
You're not having
a heart attack.

1852
01:10:09,905 --> 01:10:11,172
Justin, I'm having a--
this is real!

1853
01:10:11,241 --> 01:10:12,740
I'm having a heart attack!
Oh my God!

1854
01:10:12,809 --> 01:10:14,542
You're not having
a heart attack!

1855
01:10:14,610 --> 01:10:16,511
Fuck...

1856
01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:23,551
ALEX: What are we gonna do?
JUSTIN: You have to tell them.

1857
01:10:23,619 --> 01:10:24,752
Tell them that they
have to get married

1858
01:10:24,820 --> 01:10:26,321
for a third time
in the same day?

1859
01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:28,456
Yeah, there's nothing
you can do now, actually.

1860
01:10:28,524 --> 01:10:30,224
I'll put music throughout
the whole thing.

1861
01:10:30,227 --> 01:10:31,526
What about the vows?

1862
01:10:31,594 --> 01:10:32,860
Oh, fuck!
I don't know, man!

1863
01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:34,629
I'm freaking out!

1864
01:10:34,697 --> 01:10:36,130
Oh man!

1865
01:10:36,132 --> 01:10:37,665
What now?

1866
01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:38,900
I just realized
we haven't eaten anything

1867
01:10:38,968 --> 01:10:40,601
in like, 40 hours.

1868
01:10:40,604 --> 01:10:42,937
How can you
think about food?

1869
01:10:43,005 --> 01:10:45,306
JUSTIN: Dude, you fucked up.
There's no audio.

1870
01:10:45,308 --> 01:10:47,141
You fucked it up.
There's nothing you can do!

1871
01:10:47,209 --> 01:10:48,776
Freaking out's not
gonna solve anything.

1872
01:10:48,845 --> 01:10:50,278
Save it in editing,
I don't know, you fucked up.

1873
01:10:50,346 --> 01:10:52,313
Saving it in editing
isn't a thing!

1874
01:10:52,381 --> 01:10:54,215
People say that when they don't
know anything about editing!

1875
01:10:54,283 --> 01:10:56,084
We need to eat something.
That's part of the problem.

1876
01:10:56,152 --> 01:10:57,285
We're not thinking right.
We need to go down

1877
01:10:57,287 --> 01:10:59,053
to that sports bar downstairs,
get some burgers,

1878
01:10:59,121 --> 01:11:01,022
get some beers,
some comfort food.

1879
01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:03,424
We need comfort right now.

1880
01:11:03,426 --> 01:11:06,027
I'm not fuckin' eating.
I can't eat!

1881
01:11:06,029 --> 01:11:10,565
You can't eat right after
you had a heart attack!

1882
01:11:10,633 --> 01:11:12,800
[Resort guests chattering]

1883
01:11:12,802 --> 01:11:16,837
[Justin chewing loudly]

1884
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,005
ALEX: Ugh, Jesus!

1885
01:11:18,074 --> 01:11:21,042
I wish you eating
chicken wings had no audio.

1886
01:11:24,714 --> 01:11:28,249
Okay, so...
according to this dweeb,

1887
01:11:28,318 --> 01:11:30,451
it's like a figure 8 motion
to close the thing,

1888
01:11:30,453 --> 01:11:32,586
but we totally
tried that already.

1889
01:11:32,655 --> 01:11:34,856
Yeah, it doesn't work.

1890
01:11:34,924 --> 01:11:37,091
Great.

1891
01:11:37,159 --> 01:11:38,592
[Burps]
Oh man, I don't feel...

1892
01:11:38,661 --> 01:11:41,896
[Burps] I'm not feeling
so... great.

1893
01:11:41,964 --> 01:11:46,567
Yeah, this is the most
depressing moment of my life.

1894
01:11:46,635 --> 01:11:49,270
[Coughing]

1895
01:11:49,272 --> 01:11:51,305
[Coughing]

1896
01:11:51,374 --> 01:11:54,008
[Vomiting]

1897
01:11:54,076 --> 01:11:56,778
[Coughing]

1898
01:11:58,882 --> 01:12:00,915
JUSTIN: Oh, man,
it must've been that burger.

1899
01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:02,684
ALEX: Or the chicken wings,
or the pizza...

1900
01:12:02,752 --> 01:12:04,185
or the other burger.

1901
01:12:04,253 --> 01:12:06,487
It's not funny, man.
I really feel fucked up.

1902
01:12:06,555 --> 01:12:09,023
Oh!
Wow, we make a great team.

1903
01:12:09,091 --> 01:12:10,625
In the last 48 hours,

1904
01:12:10,693 --> 01:12:12,960
we've spent $200
on a cab fare,

1905
01:12:13,028 --> 01:12:14,262
we went to
the wrong resort,

1906
01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:16,697
we spent four hours
looking for our hotel room,

1907
01:12:16,766 --> 01:12:19,467
you lost your passport,
I ruined my phone,

1908
01:12:19,535 --> 01:12:21,369
we taped a wedding
with no sound,

1909
01:12:21,437 --> 01:12:24,739
and now apparently you have...
barbeque sauce poisoning.

1910
01:12:24,741 --> 01:12:26,941
You got your
ass kicked, too.

1911
01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:28,743
I didn't get my ass kicked.

1912
01:12:28,811 --> 01:12:30,711
I got mildly disrespected.

1913
01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:34,815
[Wedding guests singing
and clapping]

1914
01:12:34,884 --> 01:12:38,186
[Wedding guests singing
and clapping]

1915
01:12:38,254 --> 01:12:41,656
[Wedding guests singing
and clapping]

1916
01:12:43,292 --> 01:12:45,126
Hola, amigo!
What's bueno?

1917
01:12:45,128 --> 01:12:47,561
You look like you've...
seen a ghost or something.

1918
01:12:47,630 --> 01:12:50,531
[Clears throat]
I'm just-- I'm just tired.

1919
01:12:50,599 --> 01:12:53,300
Go get some food, and then
come dance with us, man!

1920
01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:54,569
Hey, was it my fault
you didn't say anything

1921
01:12:54,637 --> 01:12:59,440
at the wedding today?
I felt-- I felt terrible.

1922
01:12:59,508 --> 01:13:02,143
[Sighs]
I thought about it, but...

1923
01:13:02,211 --> 01:13:04,812
I decided against it.

1924
01:13:04,814 --> 01:13:06,414
I like Jenny and Mike.
They're good together.

1925
01:13:06,416 --> 01:13:07,648
I don't wanna bust that up.

1926
01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:10,451
I like my life.

1927
01:13:10,519 --> 01:13:11,585
I hate mine.

1928
01:13:11,654 --> 01:13:13,487
NICK: Yeah?

1929
01:13:13,556 --> 01:13:15,022
Alright, no, keep it.

1930
01:13:15,024 --> 01:13:17,892
Here.

1931
01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:25,199
NICK: Look, my life
is not perfect, but...

1932
01:13:25,267 --> 01:13:27,868
it's... good enough,
you know?

1933
01:13:27,871 --> 01:13:31,338
I'm in Me-hico, man,
I'm on the beach...

1934
01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:35,243
I'm closer to death right now
than I've ever been.

1935
01:13:35,311 --> 01:13:37,578
That's very wise.
We all are.

1936
01:13:37,647 --> 01:13:39,413
No, I meant me,
specifically.

1937
01:13:39,482 --> 01:13:42,183
Mmm, right.
You, um, let me guess...

1938
01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:46,387
recorded the entire
wedding without the audio?

1939
01:13:46,455 --> 01:13:49,723
ALEX: That motherfucker!

1940
01:13:49,726 --> 01:13:52,560
You're not the only one who
recorded the wedding, remember.

1941
01:13:52,628 --> 01:13:56,530
It's in the bag,
right over there.

1942
01:13:56,533 --> 01:13:58,599
ALEX: I love you!
NICK: Mmm!

1943
01:13:58,601 --> 01:14:01,002
JUSTIN: What?
ALEX: The father of the bride!

1944
01:14:01,070 --> 01:14:02,369
Yeah, you just said that!
What about him?

1945
01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:03,471
He taped the whole wedding!

1946
01:14:03,539 --> 01:14:05,139
We can go in and steal
the audio from that!

1947
01:14:05,208 --> 01:14:06,340
Great!
What are you gonna do?

1948
01:14:06,342 --> 01:14:07,341
You gonna talk to him
or something?

1949
01:14:07,409 --> 01:14:08,342
No, he hates me,
he loves you!

1950
01:14:08,410 --> 01:14:09,577
You've gotta talk
to him long enough

1951
01:14:09,645 --> 01:14:10,845
so I can go in the camera bag
and steal the card!

1952
01:14:10,913 --> 01:14:12,179
JUSTIN: Wait, wait!
ALEX: It's on the table!

1953
01:14:12,248 --> 01:14:14,081
JUSTIN: What?

1954
01:14:14,150 --> 01:14:15,649
[Guests chattering]

1955
01:14:15,718 --> 01:14:17,952
JUSTIN: So...

1956
01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:22,423
Let me ask you, um,
father of the bride...

1957
01:14:22,425 --> 01:14:25,192
What do you think is my
best quality, I dunno...?

1958
01:14:25,195 --> 01:14:29,396
[Jenny's father chuckles]
Where do I begin?

1959
01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:30,865
JUSTIN: I don't know,
some people say

1960
01:14:30,933 --> 01:14:34,335
I have really nice... lips.

1961
01:14:34,337 --> 01:14:37,505
You're dangerous.
JUSTIN: Cheers.

1962
01:14:39,509 --> 01:14:41,542
I mean, if I were to kiss
a cocktail napkin

1963
01:14:41,610 --> 01:14:44,178
and slide it across a bar,

1964
01:14:44,247 --> 01:14:47,147
it would have sort of
a perfect, um, lip imprint,

1965
01:14:47,216 --> 01:14:50,851
like an emoji.
Float off the napkin.

1966
01:14:50,854 --> 01:14:55,155
So if that's your best quality,
what else you got?

1967
01:14:55,224 --> 01:14:58,059
JUSTIN: Hmm, well...
I don't know.

1968
01:14:58,127 --> 01:15:00,327
Some people say I also
have a really perfect sneeze.

1969
01:15:00,396 --> 01:15:02,696
Like it's a perfect...
JENNY'S FATHER: A sneeze?

1970
01:15:02,765 --> 01:15:06,934
JUSTIN: Mmhmm, it's
a very perfect 'achoo.'

1971
01:15:07,002 --> 01:15:10,805
Achoo...
Achoo!

1972
01:15:10,873 --> 01:15:14,408
JENNY'S FATHER: Oh, yes!
I would like to see that!

1973
01:15:14,476 --> 01:15:16,577
I would...
Do you sneeze often?

1974
01:15:16,645 --> 01:15:18,145
JUSTIN: I feel like we've been
talking about me for so long.

1975
01:15:18,147 --> 01:15:20,681
What's your best quality?

1976
01:15:20,749 --> 01:15:23,651
I sneeze pretty good too.
JUSTIN: Oh, really?

1977
01:15:23,719 --> 01:15:25,185
JENNY'S FATHER: I have
a very generous

1978
01:15:25,254 --> 01:15:28,656
and explosive, uh,
quality to my, uh...

1979
01:15:28,724 --> 01:15:34,628
spasmodic release.
[Chuckles]

1980
01:15:34,697 --> 01:15:36,130
It's lookin' good.

1981
01:15:36,198 --> 01:15:37,498
[Audio from wedding plays]

1982
01:15:37,566 --> 01:15:39,400
I think it's there.
I think it's there!

1983
01:15:39,468 --> 01:15:40,834
[Wedding applause plays]

1984
01:15:40,837 --> 01:15:42,269
That creepy bastard
recorded the whole thing,

1985
01:15:42,338 --> 01:15:43,371
both ceremonies!

1986
01:15:43,439 --> 01:15:46,440
JUSTIN: Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!

1987
01:15:46,508 --> 01:15:47,908
Is the quality good enough?

1988
01:15:47,911 --> 01:15:51,712
ALEX: The quality's mediocre,
but it's gonna help!

1989
01:15:51,781 --> 01:15:54,582
ALEX: Oh my God,
I am so exhausted.

1990
01:15:54,650 --> 01:15:58,218
JUSTIN: [Yawns]
Me too.

1991
01:15:58,287 --> 01:15:59,687
ALEX: Oh...

1992
01:16:06,496 --> 01:16:09,330
Hi, hola.
Yes, hi.

1993
01:16:09,332 --> 01:16:11,498
I need to make a wake-up call
for tomorrow morning

1994
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,734
at 6:30 am.

1995
01:16:13,736 --> 01:16:17,438
We have a very early flight.

1996
01:16:17,506 --> 01:16:21,475
Okay, now, our whole trip, we
didn't get any wake-up calls.

1997
01:16:21,477 --> 01:16:24,712
Too much siesta.

1998
01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:27,047
Okay, so you'll
do it personally?

1999
01:16:27,116 --> 01:16:29,050
You'll still be at work
tomorrow morning?

2000
01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:35,289
Yes, Justin Brown.
They found your passport.

2001
01:16:35,358 --> 01:16:38,092
Oh, nice.
I forgot about that.

2002
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:40,995
ALEX: What time is it
now, sir?

2003
01:16:41,063 --> 01:16:43,864
Midnight, shit.

2004
01:16:43,932 --> 01:16:47,301
Okay.
Thank you.

2005
01:16:47,303 --> 01:16:49,270
Come on, get up,
let's hit that disco!

2006
01:16:49,338 --> 01:16:50,638
JUSTIN: What?
Have you lost your mind?

2007
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:52,506
We've slept, like, three hours
in the last three days,

2008
01:16:52,508 --> 01:16:54,942
and eaten one meal,
which I threw up.

2009
01:16:55,010 --> 01:16:56,944
Sorry, bud.
We're going out.

2010
01:16:57,012 --> 01:16:59,447
No, I-- I'm sorry.
I'm taking a stand here.

2011
01:16:59,515 --> 01:17:01,315
I feel like I'm--
I feel insane.

2012
01:17:01,384 --> 01:17:02,850
I feel like I'm gonna die.

2013
01:17:02,852 --> 01:17:04,251
I'm pretty sure I still
have food poisoning.

2014
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:05,519
Are you kidding me?

2015
01:17:05,587 --> 01:17:06,887
Just go out without me.

2016
01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:09,456
We're in this together.
We live and die together!

2017
01:17:09,459 --> 01:17:11,158
Yeah, and if we
go out tonight,

2018
01:17:11,226 --> 01:17:14,061
we will both die together!
We'll both die, dead.

2019
01:17:14,063 --> 01:17:15,763
It'll be worth it.
Let's go, come on!

2020
01:17:15,765 --> 01:17:18,499
No, I'm honestly, like,
75% asleep already.

2021
01:17:18,567 --> 01:17:21,736
I'm sorry.
I'm done.

2022
01:17:25,708 --> 01:17:28,542
[Justin sighs]

2023
01:17:28,544 --> 01:17:32,479
[Scoffs]
Really?

2024
01:17:32,482 --> 01:17:34,615
You realize tomorrow
we go back home,

2025
01:17:34,683 --> 01:17:37,418
and everything goes back
to the way it was?

2026
01:17:42,091 --> 01:17:44,958
[Bottle cap clatters]

2027
01:17:45,027 --> 01:17:49,230
♪

2028
01:17:49,298 --> 01:17:54,268
♪

2029
01:17:54,336 --> 01:17:58,272
♪

2030
01:17:58,274 --> 01:18:03,177
♪

2031
01:18:03,179 --> 01:18:08,115
♪

2032
01:18:08,184 --> 01:18:11,652
♪

2033
01:18:11,654 --> 01:18:12,653
[Glass thuds]

2034
01:18:12,721 --> 01:18:17,525
♪

2035
01:18:17,593 --> 01:18:20,994
♪

2036
01:18:21,063 --> 01:18:25,365
♪

2037
01:18:25,434 --> 01:18:26,267
[Glass thuds]

2038
01:18:26,335 --> 01:18:30,604
♪

2039
01:18:30,606 --> 01:18:33,407
You have to change your life.

2040
01:18:35,678 --> 01:18:37,411
JUSTIN: Listen.
[Sighs]

2041
01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:41,815
I know, we both do, but...
we have to get up at 6:30.

2042
01:18:41,818 --> 01:18:43,383
We have to pack
all this shit.

2043
01:18:43,452 --> 01:18:44,818
Man, my clothes,
they're everywhere.

2044
01:18:44,821 --> 01:18:46,554
Justin, we're in Mexico!

2045
01:18:46,622 --> 01:18:48,989
You and me, us!

2046
01:18:49,057 --> 01:18:51,325
We're here... do you realize
how insane that is?

2047
01:18:51,327 --> 01:18:53,160
Was this the goal,
Mexico?

2048
01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:54,361
ALEX: That's not
the point, man!

2049
01:18:54,430 --> 01:18:55,562
We have one more
night to live,

2050
01:18:55,565 --> 01:18:57,398
and you wanna just
lie here and waste it?

2051
01:18:57,466 --> 01:18:59,933
I know, our lives suck.
Our lives fucking suck.

2052
01:19:00,002 --> 01:19:02,035
I get it more than
you realize, but...

2053
01:19:02,038 --> 01:19:03,871
I'm so drunk right now,
I'm still drunk,

2054
01:19:03,939 --> 01:19:05,272
and we have to pack
in the morning--

2055
01:19:05,341 --> 01:19:06,573
I'll do it.
JUSTIN: No.

2056
01:19:06,642 --> 01:19:07,841
Yeah, I'll pack
your stuff right now!

2057
01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:09,243
JUSTIN: Don't.
ALEX: Yes, I'm doin' it!

2058
01:19:09,311 --> 01:19:10,578
JUSTIN: Don't.

2059
01:19:10,646 --> 01:19:11,779
ALEX: I'm wasted,
and this is happening.

2060
01:19:11,847 --> 01:19:13,413
Stop.

2061
01:19:13,482 --> 01:19:15,349
I'm doin' it!
It's happening, man!

2062
01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:16,583
I'm wasted,
and it's happening!

2063
01:19:16,586 --> 01:19:18,085
Get used to it!

2064
01:19:18,153 --> 01:19:22,690
[Clothes rustling]

2065
01:19:23,859 --> 01:19:25,392
You're packed!

2066
01:19:25,394 --> 01:19:32,266
You're packed!
Let's go, man!

2067
01:19:32,334 --> 01:19:34,168
Fuck you!

2068
01:19:34,236 --> 01:19:37,704
Fuck, man!
Fuck.

2069
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:40,608
You are so full of shit.

2070
01:19:40,676 --> 01:19:42,943
<i>I'm</i> full of shit?
You're fucking crazy!

2071
01:19:43,012 --> 01:19:45,079
You're like a
fucking crazy person!

2072
01:19:45,147 --> 01:19:47,047
You sit and whine
about your life constantly,

2073
01:19:47,115 --> 01:19:49,216
and then finally you have a
chance to do something about it,

2074
01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:50,450
and you wanna just lie here
in bed and sleep!

2075
01:19:50,519 --> 01:19:51,785
Do what?
<i>What?</i>

2076
01:19:51,854 --> 01:19:54,087
What do you think is
gonna happen tonight?

2077
01:19:54,156 --> 01:19:55,889
ALEX: The reason you're
here is because of me.

2078
01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:57,024
Oh, well--

2079
01:19:57,092 --> 01:19:58,225
We're in Mexico
because of me!

2080
01:19:58,227 --> 01:19:59,560
JUSTIN: Oh, yeah, wow.
Thanks so much.

2081
01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:01,562
Yeah, no appreciation, perfect.
No appreciation.

2082
01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:03,297
Yeah.
Oh, great trip, yeah.

2083
01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:04,765
What do you think is
gonna happen, by the way?

2084
01:20:04,767 --> 01:20:06,533
You think you're gonna go out
and meet the love of your life,

2085
01:20:06,602 --> 01:20:08,235
or get laid, or... what?

2086
01:20:08,237 --> 01:20:09,503
I don't know what's
gonna happen, man,

2087
01:20:09,571 --> 01:20:10,704
but I know if we just lie here
and waste the night,

2088
01:20:10,772 --> 01:20:12,706
nothing's gonna happen.
That's a guarantee.

2089
01:20:12,774 --> 01:20:14,742
JUSTIN: Fuck...

2090
01:20:17,913 --> 01:20:21,148
[Justin sighs]

2091
01:20:21,216 --> 01:20:24,184
Okay, so I guess this is
how it ends for us.

2092
01:20:24,253 --> 01:20:26,253
Oh my God, nothing is ending,
and you know it!

2093
01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:27,821
You're being
such a drama queen!

2094
01:20:27,824 --> 01:20:29,123
ALEX: No, I'm furious!

2095
01:20:29,191 --> 01:20:31,559
JUSTIN: Oh...
Give it to me.

2096
01:20:31,627 --> 01:20:34,295
[Reflector rustles]

2097
01:20:36,532 --> 01:20:37,664
ALEX: I don't
fuckin' need you!

2098
01:20:37,667 --> 01:20:38,799
JUSTIN: Give it to me.

2099
01:20:38,868 --> 01:20:42,402
No, I don't fucking need you!
I don't need you!

2100
01:20:42,471 --> 01:20:43,503
Oh, holy shit!
You did it!

2101
01:20:43,572 --> 01:20:45,606
Yes!
Yes, I did it!

2102
01:20:45,608 --> 01:20:47,007
What do I need to do
to prove to you

2103
01:20:47,076 --> 01:20:49,109
we're on the verge
of something?

2104
01:20:49,177 --> 01:20:51,144
Oh, fine.
Fuck it!

2105
01:20:51,147 --> 01:20:53,280
ALEX: Yes!
Let's go!

2106
01:20:53,282 --> 01:20:57,218
♪

2107
01:20:57,286 --> 01:21:01,355
♪

2108
01:21:01,357 --> 01:21:04,258
♪

2109
01:21:04,260 --> 01:21:06,927
♪

2110
01:21:06,995 --> 01:21:11,965
[Dance music plays]

2111
01:21:11,968 --> 01:21:15,802
[Dance music plays]

2112
01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:20,641
♪

2113
01:21:20,643 --> 01:21:25,045
♪

2114
01:21:25,113 --> 01:21:29,182
♪

2115
01:21:29,185 --> 01:21:32,719
♪

2116
01:21:32,722 --> 01:21:35,522
♪

2117
01:21:35,590 --> 01:21:38,992
♪

2118
01:21:38,995 --> 01:21:41,995
♪

2119
01:21:41,998 --> 01:21:46,767
♪

2120
01:21:46,835 --> 01:21:50,737
♪

2121
01:21:50,806 --> 01:21:53,774
♪

2122
01:21:53,842 --> 01:21:56,143
♪

2123
01:21:56,211 --> 01:21:58,278
♪

2124
01:21:58,347 --> 01:22:01,448
♪

2125
01:22:01,517 --> 01:22:05,285
♪

2126
01:22:05,354 --> 01:22:06,520
♪

2127
01:22:09,024 --> 01:22:12,426
[Birds chirping]
[Resort guests chattering]

2128
01:22:12,494 --> 01:22:15,395
[Resort guests chattering]

2129
01:22:15,464 --> 01:22:16,897
[Resort guests chattering]

2130
01:22:16,899 --> 01:22:21,869
ALEX: Oh... my... God.

2131
01:22:30,045 --> 01:22:31,111
Hi...

2132
01:22:31,180 --> 01:22:33,847
Yeah, I was wondering
what, um...

2133
01:22:33,849 --> 01:22:35,649
time it is right now?

2134
01:22:35,651 --> 01:22:36,817
8:30!

2135
01:22:36,885 --> 01:22:38,318
We booked a wake-up call
for 6:30!

2136
01:22:38,387 --> 01:22:39,853
CONCIERGE: I called
10 times, sir.

2137
01:22:39,855 --> 01:22:41,621
Every single time
someone hung up on me.

2138
01:22:41,690 --> 01:22:42,923
ALEX: You!
JUSTIN: [Sleepily] What?

2139
01:22:42,991 --> 01:22:43,924
ALEX: You've been
hanging up the phone

2140
01:22:43,993 --> 01:22:45,292
every time the
wake-up call calls!

2141
01:22:45,361 --> 01:22:47,094
It's subconscious!
it just happens!

2142
01:22:47,162 --> 01:22:49,563
I can't control it.
ALEX: Let's go!

2143
01:22:49,631 --> 01:22:51,198
Hey, I found
this memory card.

2144
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:52,933
I think it belongs
to the wedding party.

2145
01:22:52,935 --> 01:22:55,902
JUSTIN: Passport
for Justin Brown?

2146
01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:57,604
Thanks.

2147
01:22:58,908 --> 01:23:00,741
JUSTIN: I have very little
memory of last night.

2148
01:23:00,809 --> 01:23:02,543
I think I was hallucinating.

2149
01:23:02,611 --> 01:23:05,412
You know, of all the quirks
a human can possibly have,

2150
01:23:05,414 --> 01:23:07,014
instinctually hanging up
a wake-up call

2151
01:23:07,082 --> 01:23:08,348
has to be the worst.

2152
01:23:08,417 --> 01:23:10,917
JUSTIN: It's cute.
ALEX: It's not cute.

2153
01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:12,786
JUSTIN: We can still make it.
ALEX: Yeah, we'll see.

2154
01:23:12,855 --> 01:23:17,157
♪

2155
01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:21,128
♪

2156
01:23:21,130 --> 01:23:24,865
♪

2157
01:23:24,933 --> 01:23:29,837
[Keyboard clicking]

2158
01:23:29,905 --> 01:23:33,874
[Keyboard clicking]

2159
01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,078
Your flight is delayed.

2160
01:23:38,146 --> 01:23:40,647
You must have very good luck.

2161
01:23:40,715 --> 01:23:43,417
Boarding is in 25 minutes.

2162
01:23:43,485 --> 01:23:45,552
Thank God.

2163
01:23:52,328 --> 01:23:54,161
Hey!
Hey, let's...

2164
01:23:54,229 --> 01:23:56,129
Let's stay.
Let's stay.

2165
01:23:56,198 --> 01:23:57,864
You wanna stay?

2166
01:23:57,933 --> 01:24:00,200
Yeah, let's not go.
Let's stay!

2167
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:03,670
Have you completely
lost your mind?

2168
01:24:03,672 --> 01:24:05,338
You gotta eat, man.
You gotta eat.

2169
01:24:05,341 --> 01:24:09,776
Right.
Yeah, right, yeah... right.

2170
01:24:09,845 --> 01:24:11,412
Yeah... hmm.
[Clears throat]

2171
01:24:18,620 --> 01:24:20,153
Goddammit, man.

2172
01:24:20,222 --> 01:24:23,123
It's just like there's a weight
on my chest, like, all the time.

2173
01:24:23,191 --> 01:24:25,826
You know, like,
there's a weight there.

2174
01:24:25,828 --> 01:24:27,694
Your life's not
that bad, man.

2175
01:24:27,763 --> 01:24:30,297
You take care of
your grandma, right?

2176
01:24:30,365 --> 01:24:32,365
That's a big responsibility.

2177
01:24:32,368 --> 01:24:36,136
I mean, she's old as shit,
and you... uh, you...

2178
01:24:36,204 --> 01:24:39,172
you got a steady job, right?

2179
01:24:39,175 --> 01:24:41,608
Where you make
an hourly wage!

2180
01:24:41,676 --> 01:24:45,178
You're gettin'
paid every hour!

2181
01:24:45,181 --> 01:24:46,346
There's so much more--

2182
01:24:46,414 --> 01:24:48,182
JUSTIN: I've been
drifting for so long,

2183
01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:50,317
I don't even remember where
I wanted to go, you know?

2184
01:24:50,385 --> 01:24:54,588
And like... I hate it,
but the worst part is that...

2185
01:24:54,590 --> 01:24:56,189
it all fits.

2186
01:24:56,258 --> 01:24:58,625
Like, I don't want it to,
but... it all fits.

2187
01:24:58,693 --> 01:25:01,528
ALEX: Come on.

2188
01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:02,762
You should go.

2189
01:25:02,831 --> 01:25:04,397
You can still make it.
You should go.

2190
01:25:04,466 --> 01:25:07,267
You're being dramatic.

2191
01:25:07,269 --> 01:25:08,401
JUSTIN: Don't you
get it, man?

2192
01:25:08,404 --> 01:25:11,405
If we go right now,
this is it!

2193
01:25:11,473 --> 01:25:14,174
ALEX: At least
this was something.

2194
01:25:15,677 --> 01:25:20,647
♪

2195
01:25:20,715 --> 01:25:24,618
♪

2196
01:25:24,686 --> 01:25:28,622
♪

2197
01:25:28,690 --> 01:25:33,193
♪ It ain't easy ♪

2198
01:25:33,261 --> 01:25:38,932
♪ To start off at
the back of the line ♪

2199
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:44,271
♪ For the come down champion ♪

2200
01:25:44,339 --> 01:25:49,643
♪ Women ain't
that hard to find... ♪

2201
01:25:49,711 --> 01:25:55,582
[Airport patrons chattering]

2202
01:25:55,651 --> 01:25:57,784
ALEX: So, uh...

2203
01:25:57,853 --> 01:25:59,853
JUSTIN: Yep.

2204
01:25:59,855 --> 01:26:02,789
ALEX: Well, I guess I'll just,
like, I'll see you later.

2205
01:26:02,857 --> 01:26:05,926
JUSTIN: Yeah, sounds good.

2206
01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:09,996
[Airport patrons chattering]

2207
01:26:10,065 --> 01:26:11,932
[Airport patrons chattering]

2208
01:26:19,207 --> 01:26:24,277
[Music plays on video]

2209
01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:27,047
TOM: Hmm...

2210
01:26:27,115 --> 01:26:29,416
Yes...
Yes, see, that's it!

2211
01:26:29,484 --> 01:26:31,751
That's it, baby!

2212
01:26:31,754 --> 01:26:34,187
You son of a bitch!

2213
01:26:34,256 --> 01:26:35,689
So you like it?

2214
01:26:35,757 --> 01:26:37,190
I<i> like</i> it?

2215
01:26:37,259 --> 01:26:38,858
It's a fuckin' hit.

2216
01:26:38,927 --> 01:26:40,760
It's a fuckin' hit, man!

2217
01:26:40,763 --> 01:26:42,829
You did it!
You saved our ass!

2218
01:26:42,898 --> 01:26:44,331
Goddammit!

2219
01:26:44,399 --> 01:26:46,032
What do you think, Rand?

2220
01:26:46,101 --> 01:26:47,167
RANDY: It's a hit.

2221
01:26:47,236 --> 01:26:48,735
TOM: It's a hit.
Randy loves it.

2222
01:26:48,737 --> 01:26:50,837
And listen, Randy, he is
gonna take you on the road

2223
01:26:50,905 --> 01:26:52,305
and show you the ropes.

2224
01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:54,140
You two guys are gonna be
the dynamic duo.

2225
01:26:54,209 --> 01:26:56,109
Batman and Robin, out there
shooting every wedding

2226
01:26:56,111 --> 01:26:58,111
south of the border!

2227
01:26:58,113 --> 01:27:00,113
Video Boys are back!
All right?

2228
01:27:00,181 --> 01:27:01,781
[Chanting]
Video Boys are back, hey!

2229
01:27:01,784 --> 01:27:03,650
Video Boys are back,
come on!

2230
01:27:03,718 --> 01:27:05,752
BOTH: Video Boys are back!
Let's go!

2231
01:27:05,820 --> 01:27:07,087
Video Boys are back!
RANDY: Hooray!

2232
01:27:07,155 --> 01:27:08,788
Stand up!
Be proud of yourself!

2233
01:27:08,791 --> 01:27:11,891
You did this!
You made this, come on!

2234
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:12,993
Let's go!

2235
01:27:12,995 --> 01:27:14,160
TOM & RANDY: Video Boys
are back, hooray!

2236
01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:15,328
TOM: What are you doin'?
What are doin'?

2237
01:27:15,397 --> 01:27:17,030
No, it should be a chant.
It's not this dance.

2238
01:27:17,098 --> 01:27:18,665
RANDY: Sorry, fuck!
TOM: Just sit down, sit down.

2239
01:27:18,733 --> 01:27:19,933
TOM: You know what, go up
and get us some brews.

2240
01:27:20,002 --> 01:27:21,034
RANDY: Yes!

2241
01:27:21,102 --> 01:27:23,336
Brews!
Woo!

2242
01:27:23,405 --> 01:27:26,373
[Tom exhales loudly]

2243
01:27:26,441 --> 01:27:28,976
I'm gettin' hot.
I need to go jack off.

2244
01:27:29,044 --> 01:27:32,879
[Muted sound of TV]
[Music box plays]

2245
01:27:38,086 --> 01:27:40,253
[Sighs heavily]

2246
01:27:40,322 --> 01:27:44,424
[Music box plays]

2247
01:27:44,493 --> 01:27:47,761
[Muted sound of TV]

2248
01:27:47,829 --> 01:27:49,196
[Muted sound of TV]

2249
01:27:49,264 --> 01:27:53,233
♪

2250
01:27:53,302 --> 01:27:57,904
♪

2251
01:27:57,906 --> 01:28:02,042
♪

2252
01:28:02,110 --> 01:28:06,846
♪

2253
01:28:06,915 --> 01:28:09,516
♪

2254
01:28:09,584 --> 01:28:13,954
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2255
01:28:14,022 --> 01:28:18,925
♪

2256
01:28:18,993 --> 01:28:23,997
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2257
01:28:23,999 --> 01:28:28,268
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2258
01:28:28,336 --> 01:28:33,139
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2259
01:28:33,142 --> 01:28:38,078
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2260
01:28:38,080 --> 01:28:42,616
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2261
01:28:42,684 --> 01:28:46,086
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2262
01:28:46,088 --> 01:28:48,155
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2263
01:28:48,223 --> 01:28:52,892
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2264
01:28:52,961 --> 01:28:57,030
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2265
01:28:57,099 --> 01:29:01,368
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2266
01:29:01,436 --> 01:29:04,671
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2267
01:29:04,739 --> 01:29:07,474
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2268
01:29:07,476 --> 01:29:11,177
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2269
01:29:11,180 --> 01:29:14,414
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2270
01:29:14,482 --> 01:29:16,850
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2271
01:29:16,918 --> 01:29:19,486
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2272
01:29:19,554 --> 01:29:22,122
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2273
01:29:22,190 --> 01:29:25,492
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2274
01:29:25,560 --> 01:29:27,961
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2275
01:29:28,029 --> 01:29:31,765
♪

2276
01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:34,000
♪

2277
01:29:34,069 --> 01:29:37,003
[Airplane roars overhead]

2278
01:29:39,808 --> 01:29:41,808
How was your
spec commercial?

2279
01:29:41,877 --> 01:29:43,643
Ah, it wasn't great, man.

2280
01:29:43,711 --> 01:29:45,412
I, uh, I cast the whole thing
off of Craigslist,

2281
01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:48,081
and I didn't see
the actors first, and...

2282
01:29:48,150 --> 01:29:50,350
the main guy had, like,
chronic hiccups.

2283
01:29:50,419 --> 01:29:51,885
JUSTIN: Oh.

2284
01:29:51,953 --> 01:29:53,953
Yeah, like, he hiccupped every,
like, four or five seconds.

2285
01:29:53,956 --> 01:29:56,656
JUSTIN: Oh, no.
ALEX: It was crazy, yeah.

2286
01:29:56,724 --> 01:29:59,626
I didn't know what to do,
'cause I was kinda, like,

2287
01:29:59,694 --> 01:30:01,528
expecting him to be, like,
'Oh, I have the hiccups.'

2288
01:30:01,596 --> 01:30:03,096
And he didn't.

2289
01:30:03,164 --> 01:30:05,331
Did you try and get him to
drink water upside down, or...?

2290
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:06,833
I was gonna try to
scare him or whatever,

2291
01:30:06,901 --> 01:30:09,702
but it's weird just to,
like, scare a grown man.

2292
01:30:09,771 --> 01:30:11,438
I might have to re-shoot
the whole thing.

2293
01:30:11,440 --> 01:30:14,073
Oh, well, let me know
if you need a PA.

2294
01:30:14,076 --> 01:30:15,742
How you holding up?

2295
01:30:15,810 --> 01:30:17,043
She lived a good life,
you know?

2296
01:30:17,045 --> 01:30:18,478
BEN: Sorry, guys.
I'm... I'm headin' off.

2297
01:30:18,546 --> 01:30:19,512
JUSTIN: Oh, thanks for coming.

2298
01:30:19,581 --> 01:30:21,114
BEN: Great to see you.
My pleasure.

2299
01:30:21,183 --> 01:30:22,315
JUSTIN: Um, we're gonna
grab a beer, actually,

2300
01:30:22,317 --> 01:30:23,850
if you wanna join us.

2301
01:30:23,919 --> 01:30:26,186
Oh, I can't.
I've got some homework.

2302
01:30:26,254 --> 01:30:27,687
I've got class in
the morning, so...

2303
01:30:27,689 --> 01:30:29,656
Oh, since when
are you in school?

2304
01:30:29,724 --> 01:30:31,558
BEN: This year.
JUSTIN: Oh, cool.

2305
01:30:31,626 --> 01:30:32,659
BEN: Video game design.

2306
01:30:32,727 --> 01:30:34,661
Cool.
That's great, very cool.

2307
01:30:34,729 --> 01:30:36,362
BEN: Yeah, it's...
it's been great.

2308
01:30:36,365 --> 01:30:38,364
Are you doing, like, work
and school at the same time?

2309
01:30:38,367 --> 01:30:40,200
Or how do you make that...
how do you make that work?

2310
01:30:40,268 --> 01:30:41,935
No, I took
some time off work.

2311
01:30:42,003 --> 01:30:43,069
JUSTIN: Okay.

2312
01:30:43,071 --> 01:30:44,804
Got a loan
from the bank, and...

2313
01:30:44,873 --> 01:30:46,072
Is that hard?

2314
01:30:46,074 --> 01:30:47,273
BEN: No, it was easy!
JUSTIN: Huh.

2315
01:30:47,276 --> 01:30:48,675
BEN: Weirdly easy.

2316
01:30:48,743 --> 01:30:51,778
Okay, cool.

2317
01:30:51,846 --> 01:30:52,979
♪ Jumped on the track ♪

2318
01:30:53,047 --> 01:30:55,348
♪ With the wind
at my back ♪

2319
01:30:55,350 --> 01:30:59,953
♪ Move slow like
a heart attack ♪

2320
01:31:00,021 --> 01:31:04,357
♪ Like I feel it creeping
Like I'm six feet deep ♪

2321
01:31:04,359 --> 01:31:08,194
♪ And all I wanna do
is sleep ♪

2322
01:31:08,263 --> 01:31:13,500
♪ And I don't wanna
win anything ♪

2323
01:31:13,568 --> 01:31:17,971
♪ Every race will end ♪

2324
01:31:18,039 --> 01:31:22,242
♪ I don't wanna
win anything ♪

2325
01:31:22,310 --> 01:31:26,746
♪ Every race will end ♪

2326
01:31:26,814 --> 01:31:29,983
♪ Hold it in... ♪

2327
01:31:30,051 --> 01:31:32,652
ALEX: I haven't been up
this late in so long.

2328
01:31:32,721 --> 01:31:36,022
JUSTIN: Yeah, I haven't been
to an afterhours in ages.

2329
01:31:36,090 --> 01:31:40,493
Or a bar, for that matter.

2330
01:31:40,562 --> 01:31:44,197
ALEX: That spec commercial
just, like, destroyed my back.

2331
01:31:44,266 --> 01:31:45,832
JUSTIN: You sound
like an old man,

2332
01:31:45,900 --> 01:31:47,800
like you're 70 years old
or something.

2333
01:31:47,803 --> 01:31:50,971
I feel like that, man.
I went from, like, 33 to 70.

2334
01:31:54,209 --> 01:32:00,146
At least you're
doing something.

2335
01:32:00,214 --> 01:32:02,348
What are you gonna do
with the house?

2336
01:32:02,417 --> 01:32:04,417
You know, she lived her
entire life in that house.

2337
01:32:04,486 --> 01:32:07,620
85 years.

2338
01:32:07,689 --> 01:32:09,689
ALEX: Can you imagine?
That's pure insanity.

2339
01:32:09,757 --> 01:32:11,358
Yeah, I know.

2340
01:32:11,426 --> 01:32:13,960
Think about that...

2341
01:32:13,962 --> 01:32:16,296
The first day of school,
then back to that house.

2342
01:32:16,364 --> 01:32:18,665
Graduate high school,
then back to that house.

2343
01:32:18,733 --> 01:32:20,700
Lose your virginity,
back to that house.

2344
01:32:20,702 --> 01:32:22,302
Have kids,
back to that house.

2345
01:32:22,304 --> 01:32:23,403
They go to college,
you go back--

2346
01:32:23,405 --> 01:32:25,672
JUSTIN: They offered me
a promotion at work.

2347
01:32:25,740 --> 01:32:28,975
Team leader, an extra
$1.50 an hour.

2348
01:32:29,043 --> 01:32:31,978
I told them I quit.

2349
01:32:32,046 --> 01:32:34,681
That's probably
the right move.

2350
01:32:39,520 --> 01:32:41,254
You know, I've actually
never seen the sunrise

2351
01:32:41,256 --> 01:32:43,990
from up here.

2352
01:32:43,992 --> 01:32:46,159
JUSTIN: Hmm.

2353
01:32:46,227 --> 01:32:51,131
♪

2354
01:32:51,199 --> 01:32:55,535
♪

2355
01:32:55,603 --> 01:32:59,606
♪

2356
01:32:59,674 --> 01:33:03,543
♪

2357
01:33:03,612 --> 01:33:09,015
♪

2358
01:33:09,017 --> 01:33:11,851
♪

2359
01:33:17,158 --> 01:33:19,559
[Airplane roars overhead]

2360
01:33:19,627 --> 01:33:24,564
♪

2361
01:33:24,566 --> 01:33:29,569
♪

2362
01:33:29,571 --> 01:33:34,574
♪

2363
01:33:34,642 --> 01:33:39,579
♪

2364
01:33:39,581 --> 01:33:44,584
♪

2365
01:33:44,586 --> 01:33:49,589
♪

2366
01:33:49,657 --> 01:33:54,594
♪

2367
01:33:54,663 --> 01:33:59,599
♪

2368
01:33:59,668 --> 01:34:04,637
♪

2369
01:34:04,706 --> 01:34:09,609
♪

2370
01:34:09,678 --> 01:34:14,614
♪

2371
01:34:14,683 --> 01:34:19,552
♪

2372
01:34:19,621 --> 01:34:24,624
♪

2373
01:34:24,626 --> 01:34:29,629
♪

2374
01:34:29,631 --> 01:34:34,634
♪

2375
01:34:34,702 --> 01:34:39,639
♪

2376
01:34:39,641 --> 01:34:44,644
♪

2377
01:34:44,646 --> 01:34:49,649
♪

2378
01:34:49,717 --> 01:34:54,654
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2379
01:34:54,656 --> 01:34:59,659
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2380
01:34:59,728 --> 01:35:04,697
♪

2381
01:35:04,766 --> 01:35:09,669
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2382
01:35:09,738 --> 01:35:14,674
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2383
01:35:14,743 --> 01:35:19,612
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2384
01:35:19,681 --> 01:35:24,650
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2385
01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:29,655
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2386
01:35:29,724 --> 01:35:34,694
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2387
01:35:34,762 --> 01:35:39,699
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2388
01:35:39,701 --> 01:35:44,704
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2389
01:35:44,706 --> 01:35:49,709
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2390
01:35:49,777 --> 01:35:54,714
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2391
01:35:54,716 --> 01:35:59,719
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2392
01:35:59,721 --> 01:36:04,757
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2393
01:36:04,826 --> 01:36:09,729
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2394
01:36:09,798 --> 01:36:14,734
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2395
01:36:14,803 --> 01:36:19,672
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2396
01:36:19,741 --> 01:36:24,710
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2397
01:36:24,779 --> 01:36:29,715
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2398
01:36:29,784 --> 01:36:34,687
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2399
01:36:34,756 --> 01:36:39,759
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2400
01:36:39,761 --> 01:36:44,764
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2401
01:36:44,766 --> 01:36:49,769
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2402
01:36:49,837 --> 01:36:54,774
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2403
01:36:54,776 --> 01:36:59,779
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2404
01:36:59,781 --> 01:37:04,784
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2405
01:37:04,852 --> 01:37:09,789
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2406
01:37:09,791 --> 01:37:14,794
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2407
01:37:14,796 --> 01:37:19,732
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2408
01:37:19,801 --> 01:37:24,770
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2409
01:37:24,839 --> 01:37:29,775
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2410
01:37:29,844 --> 01:37:34,747
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2411
01:37:34,816 --> 01:37:39,785
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2412
01:37:39,854 --> 01:37:44,824
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2413
01:37:44,826 --> 01:37:48,294
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2414
01:37:48,363 --> 01:37:51,264
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