1 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,590 Keep those cameras away. 2 00:03:18,715 --> 00:03:21,632 How you feelin', sweetie pie? 3 00:03:22,382 --> 00:03:25,591 Well, my head isn't so hot anymore. 4 00:03:26,299 --> 00:03:28,383 Willie... 5 00:03:30,049 --> 00:03:33,090 I swear to God, they told me you were a dead man. 6 00:03:33,216 --> 00:03:35,924 I'm right here, honey. 7 00:03:37,965 --> 00:03:40,674 Can we get outta here, Dick? 8 00:03:40,882 --> 00:03:42,883 Please? 9 00:03:43,883 --> 00:03:46,632 You look real nice, Dick. 10 00:03:47,632 --> 00:03:49,508 Let's play a game while we wait? 11 00:03:49,633 --> 00:03:51,633 Do you know where Em is? 12 00:04:01,967 --> 00:04:04,758 Let's say the game is... 13 00:04:05,133 --> 00:04:08,675 ...you can go any place, anytime, 14 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:12,424 as long as you say it out loud to me. 15 00:04:12,550 --> 00:04:16,008 I don't need to be playin' that game anymore. 16 00:04:16,133 --> 00:04:18,175 Go ahead. 17 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,675 Shit! 18 00:04:33,967 --> 00:04:35,800 Go ahead. 19 00:04:35,925 --> 00:04:38,592 Tell me what went wrong. 20 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,009 All I'll say is... 21 00:04:43,134 --> 00:04:45,384 it wasn't just me. 22 00:04:45,509 --> 00:04:48,467 Everybody I know in town wants out, but they can't. 23 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:49,676 Lord knows, 24 00:04:49,801 --> 00:04:52,800 me and Emmett've been tryin' to move outta here. 25 00:04:52,925 --> 00:04:55,425 Just not like this. 26 00:04:56,801 --> 00:05:00,385 I think I might've fucked it up, Willie. 27 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:05,634 I mean, Virginia Beach town is fine three months out of the year. 28 00:05:06,385 --> 00:05:09,259 But September to May, it starts getting cold. 29 00:05:09,384 --> 00:05:10,967 The snow comes. 30 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:13,176 Anybody with their head screwed on right 31 00:05:13,301 --> 00:05:16,593 moves the hell outta here the first chance they get. 32 00:05:16,718 --> 00:05:18,135 And if you ask me, 33 00:05:18,260 --> 00:05:21,510 things started gettin' real bad about a year ago. 34 00:05:21,635 --> 00:05:24,343 Back when that TV-show came to town. 35 00:05:24,468 --> 00:05:27,968 All their cameras, microphones, whatever. 36 00:05:28,093 --> 00:05:31,676 Sheriff, can you give us your take on what happened here tonight? 37 00:05:31,801 --> 00:05:36,509 I believe we need to make examples out of each and every one of these criminals. 38 00:05:36,634 --> 00:05:38,135 Where's the groceries? 39 00:05:38,259 --> 00:05:40,009 I forgot our list. 40 00:05:40,135 --> 00:05:42,344 On a state level, as well. 41 00:05:42,469 --> 00:05:46,843 That's why I'm running for a seat on this great state's Senate in November. 42 00:05:46,968 --> 00:05:49,969 - Well, good luck to you, Sheriff. - Thank you. 43 00:05:50,094 --> 00:05:53,427 So what we have here tonight is a classic example... 44 00:05:55,635 --> 00:05:57,343 Got it all figured out? 45 00:05:57,468 --> 00:05:59,927 All taken care of. 46 00:06:14,927 --> 00:06:16,761 Yes. 47 00:06:19,719 --> 00:06:22,761 Yeah, I see them lookin' at me. 48 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,678 I know it. I hear you loud and clear. 49 00:06:27,803 --> 00:06:30,094 How 'bout I take these with me, then, 50 00:06:30,219 --> 00:06:33,719 and I'll wash you and you and you later? 51 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:36,178 Okay. 52 00:06:52,845 --> 00:06:55,428 All right, so we did this. 53 00:07:15,470 --> 00:07:17,804 Our Heavenly Father, 54 00:07:17,928 --> 00:07:23,178 thank you for guiding my words and actions with the TV folks tonight. 55 00:07:23,303 --> 00:07:26,221 Forgiving me this time with Virginia. 56 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:30,262 And, most of all, for keeping us safe from worldly harm. 57 00:07:30,387 --> 00:07:33,804 In the name of Jesus Christ, amen. 58 00:07:33,929 --> 00:07:35,846 Amen. 59 00:07:40,387 --> 00:07:42,262 So... 60 00:07:44,637 --> 00:07:47,471 If you do a good job in this life, 61 00:07:47,596 --> 00:07:50,513 then you get a planet of your own when you die, right? 62 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,304 Yes. 63 00:07:52,429 --> 00:07:55,513 Just like our Heavenly Father did before he made us. 64 00:07:55,638 --> 00:07:58,263 Right. And he had wives... 65 00:07:58,387 --> 00:08:00,513 ...in heaven? 66 00:08:01,888 --> 00:08:03,471 So... will I be there with you? 67 00:08:03,596 --> 00:08:06,847 Of course, we'll all be there, together. 68 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:11,263 And who's the boss? 69 00:08:11,429 --> 00:08:13,388 - You? - You bet. 70 00:08:16,346 --> 00:08:20,138 Well, then, do you have to use the same colours for things on this planet, 71 00:08:20,263 --> 00:08:21,888 or do you get to pick your own? 72 00:08:22,013 --> 00:08:24,805 I bet we get to make some choices of our own. 73 00:08:24,929 --> 00:08:27,347 Then we should make people more colourful. 74 00:08:27,472 --> 00:08:28,930 Like have blue ones, 75 00:08:29,055 --> 00:08:31,096 and red. 76 00:08:31,888 --> 00:08:33,805 And there are colours we ain't even thought of. 77 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:37,055 That could be your job. 78 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:44,888 He keeps on his special, prayed-on Mormon underwear 79 00:08:45,014 --> 00:08:46,722 when we do it, 80 00:08:46,847 --> 00:08:49,597 'cause Mormon underwear have special powers 81 00:08:49,723 --> 00:08:53,014 to protect folks from bullets and demons... 82 00:08:53,139 --> 00:08:54,806 ...and probably for him, 83 00:08:54,931 --> 00:08:57,972 to keep women who sleep with married Mormon men 84 00:08:58,097 --> 00:09:00,806 quiet and not pregnant. 85 00:09:08,931 --> 00:09:11,265 It's been goin' on ever since she was 16, 86 00:09:11,389 --> 00:09:14,181 when he gave her a ride back to her foster home 87 00:09:14,306 --> 00:09:18,514 after she tried burnin' down her school, not long before she had me. 88 00:09:19,389 --> 00:09:22,723 My birth certificate's all blank in the "Father" spot. 89 00:09:22,848 --> 00:09:25,723 So when I was three, she told me my dad was this NASCAR driver 90 00:09:25,848 --> 00:09:28,723 that had come through town. 91 00:09:29,639 --> 00:09:32,181 You see, you let your kid go tellin' everybody 92 00:09:32,306 --> 00:09:35,473 that his daddy just won the Daytona 500. 93 00:09:35,598 --> 00:09:39,056 And after about 20 fights, I only had one friend left. 94 00:09:39,181 --> 00:09:42,015 And he's a haemophiliac, professional babysitter. 95 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:44,807 Come here. Let me look. 96 00:09:45,015 --> 00:09:47,349 Easy. Easy now. 97 00:09:48,557 --> 00:09:49,849 I think it stopped. 98 00:09:49,974 --> 00:09:51,641 Yeah, you sure about that? 99 00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:54,765 And the only girl that'd give either of us the time of day 100 00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:58,848 was a girl named Jessie. I think you're gonna live. 101 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:19,349 You know, she has her dad's lips, 102 00:10:19,474 --> 00:10:22,057 which on him don't quite fit. 103 00:10:22,182 --> 00:10:23,682 But, on her, 104 00:10:23,807 --> 00:10:27,474 make the most beautiful mouth I'll ever see. 105 00:10:29,016 --> 00:10:32,891 But we weren't allowed anywhere near each other. 106 00:10:36,474 --> 00:10:39,308 Genetics is one of our most powerful sciences. 107 00:10:39,433 --> 00:10:42,266 And then, sophomore year Bio 1 started. 108 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:45,308 Got everything goin' in a different direction real quick. 109 00:10:45,433 --> 00:10:47,975 And it can tell you with absolute certainty 110 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:51,308 who you are and are not related to. 111 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:55,516 We'll start with dangling versus attached earlobes. 112 00:11:13,017 --> 00:11:14,142 What do you want? 113 00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:16,267 Nothing. 114 00:11:22,058 --> 00:11:25,101 Who pissed in your Sugar Puffs? 115 00:11:28,392 --> 00:11:30,267 I'll tell you what, Willie, 116 00:11:30,392 --> 00:11:33,101 nobody pissed in my Sugar Puffs. 117 00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:35,142 My mornin' just sucked balls. 118 00:11:35,267 --> 00:11:37,142 - Here you go. - Thank you. 119 00:11:37,268 --> 00:11:40,309 But don't take more than it says, or I can't keep giving it to you. 120 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:41,976 Sure thing. 121 00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:45,601 So? Am I gonna have a baby? 122 00:11:46,434 --> 00:11:48,351 No. 123 00:11:48,476 --> 00:11:49,726 What's in your lungs is growing, 124 00:11:49,851 --> 00:11:52,351 and I think maybe that's why you've missed your period. 125 00:11:52,476 --> 00:11:54,642 Maybe we should just do a backup test. 126 00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:57,351 I gotta pee again anyway. Well, we could do that again 127 00:11:57,476 --> 00:12:00,143 in a month or so, but what needs to happen right now, 128 00:12:00,268 --> 00:12:03,143 is that you need to meet with a new doctor. 129 00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:04,685 Why? 130 00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:08,684 If what is in your lungs is bad, 131 00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:12,435 then you are gonna need to be somewhere for a while. 132 00:12:13,726 --> 00:12:16,435 - In a hospital? - Right. 133 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,809 So if you could just fill out this paperwork for me, 134 00:12:18,935 --> 00:12:22,351 y'know, out there in the waiting room, then bring it on back, that'd be terrific. 135 00:12:22,477 --> 00:12:25,726 You think you could do that for me, Virginia? Sure thing. 136 00:13:03,019 --> 00:13:04,644 Excuse me. 137 00:13:04,769 --> 00:13:07,061 You work here? 138 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,727 No. My mom does. 139 00:13:10,644 --> 00:13:15,477 I'm Max. I own this... this pier your mom works at. 140 00:13:18,144 --> 00:13:22,686 I was just gettin' a copy of my ear for... for a school assignment. 141 00:13:24,936 --> 00:13:26,853 I see. 142 00:13:26,978 --> 00:13:29,020 I can pay you for those. 143 00:13:29,144 --> 00:13:31,562 Oh, don't worry. 144 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,145 Thanks. 145 00:13:35,269 --> 00:13:39,062 You're... you're not looking for a summer job, are you? 146 00:13:39,187 --> 00:13:43,895 I... I got one or two opportunities still available. 147 00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:46,270 Of course, the top news is that our governor, 148 00:13:46,395 --> 00:13:48,395 and now presumptive presidential nominee, 149 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,645 has announced his newest campaign tour dates, 150 00:13:50,770 --> 00:13:54,145 including a stop right here on Labour Day. His dinner will be a barbecue 151 00:13:54,270 --> 00:13:56,770 at the home of our very own Sheriff Richard Tipton, 152 00:13:56,895 --> 00:14:01,062 who is knee-deep in his own run for State Legislature. 153 00:14:11,228 --> 00:14:12,937 Do you like this one? 154 00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:15,603 That should be fine. 155 00:14:17,812 --> 00:14:20,104 Look at this. 156 00:14:32,021 --> 00:14:34,188 Do you think she looks pretty in yellow? 157 00:14:34,313 --> 00:14:37,229 Yes. She's beautiful in that one. 158 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:40,230 Hey, Dad, you got some mail. 159 00:14:45,104 --> 00:14:48,688 You see, I was born with dangling earlobes. 160 00:14:48,813 --> 00:14:51,063 And according to my biology teacher, 161 00:14:51,188 --> 00:14:53,980 unless you went to public school in South Carolina, 162 00:14:54,105 --> 00:14:56,522 you'd know my mom's ears and the sheriff's ears 163 00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:59,438 never could've made mine. 164 00:15:00,105 --> 00:15:02,355 So using genetics, 165 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,354 for the first time since I was eight years old 166 00:15:06,271 --> 00:15:09,771 I knew for certain who my father wasn't. 167 00:15:30,522 --> 00:15:32,814 Do you believe in God? 168 00:15:32,938 --> 00:15:36,439 Or are you an atheist, sinning scientist? 169 00:15:37,439 --> 00:15:39,147 I don't know. 170 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,189 Well, it's either one or the other, Em. 171 00:15:42,314 --> 00:15:44,773 I got your letter. 172 00:15:48,939 --> 00:15:51,523 Meet me, 1:00 p.m. 173 00:16:19,273 --> 00:16:22,106 Do you think we come from apes? 174 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,982 Do you? 175 00:16:24,107 --> 00:16:25,523 Some people say we do, 176 00:16:25,648 --> 00:16:29,565 but you can't count so much on science anymore, you know. 177 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:38,357 Who do you think your dad is? 178 00:16:38,523 --> 00:16:40,773 Could be anybody. 179 00:16:41,107 --> 00:16:44,107 Anybody with hanging earlobes. 180 00:16:45,107 --> 00:16:47,815 When I got your letter... 181 00:16:48,357 --> 00:16:50,816 ...I prayed about it. 182 00:17:18,316 --> 00:17:20,482 You can't do that. 183 00:17:21,149 --> 00:17:24,483 Why? There's no reason why not now. 184 00:17:24,607 --> 00:17:26,816 I want a temple wedding first. 185 00:17:26,941 --> 00:17:30,483 You have to be a priesthood holder in good standing in my church 186 00:17:30,607 --> 00:17:32,900 to give me that. 187 00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:36,691 And you just don't have it in you. 188 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,525 Jessie... 189 00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:42,525 you really think God's still listenin' to your daddy's prayers? 190 00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:58,066 Seems like there was always something. 191 00:17:58,191 --> 00:18:01,817 Now it was just like her dad told my mom a million times. 192 00:18:01,942 --> 00:18:03,859 Christians should only do it with Christians. 193 00:18:03,984 --> 00:18:07,984 Mormon or any other kind. 194 00:18:16,651 --> 00:18:19,942 Virginia, I need all my drivers. 195 00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:24,109 If you can't come in, I'm gonna have to let you go. 196 00:18:48,901 --> 00:18:52,443 Probably a goddamn blessin'. 197 00:18:52,651 --> 00:18:55,443 That job didn't pay crap. 198 00:18:57,776 --> 00:19:01,569 I'll get a new job in a week when I feel right. 199 00:19:04,526 --> 00:19:06,652 You ready? 200 00:19:07,943 --> 00:19:10,401 I'm sorry, Emmett. 201 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,193 Serious. 202 00:19:15,277 --> 00:19:17,402 It's fine. 203 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:33,194 "I've just returned from a visit to my landlord, 204 00:19:33,319 --> 00:19:36,694 "the solitary neighbour that I shall be troubled with. 205 00:19:36,819 --> 00:19:39,694 "This is certainly a beautiful country. 206 00:19:39,819 --> 00:19:44,735 "In all England, I do not believe I could've fixed the situation..." 207 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:55,777 And April came and went, and then May. 208 00:19:55,902 --> 00:19:57,403 Come on in, Emmett. 209 00:19:57,527 --> 00:20:01,111 Then summer came along, like it always does. 210 00:20:02,278 --> 00:20:06,278 Mrs. Tyler, I'd like to introduce Emmett. 211 00:20:06,986 --> 00:20:08,694 I'm starting him off in the ticket booth. 212 00:20:08,819 --> 00:20:11,611 I think he's got great potential. 213 00:20:12,236 --> 00:20:15,236 This is... this is my cousin, Barry. 214 00:20:15,362 --> 00:20:18,486 Barry? Barry? 215 00:20:19,528 --> 00:20:21,694 This is... this is Emmett. 216 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:24,612 He's got great potential. 217 00:20:25,278 --> 00:20:28,486 Show Emmett how the register works. 218 00:20:40,112 --> 00:20:44,404 On second thought, Emmett, go get me a Diet Pepsi and some Dentyne 219 00:20:44,529 --> 00:20:47,403 from the Quickie Stop. Yes, ma'am. 220 00:21:18,113 --> 00:21:20,279 Where have you been? 221 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,113 Stayin' away from you. 222 00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:27,821 I had a religious revelation. 223 00:21:27,946 --> 00:21:30,613 A conversion or whatever. 224 00:21:30,738 --> 00:21:32,154 To what? 225 00:21:32,279 --> 00:21:33,988 Bornagain Baptist. 226 00:21:34,113 --> 00:21:36,488 They say you're a cult member. And you drink blood and crap, 227 00:21:36,613 --> 00:21:39,071 and you think you're gonna live forever in outer space. 228 00:21:39,196 --> 00:21:42,197 Don't believe everything you read on the Internet, jerk-ass. 229 00:21:42,322 --> 00:21:43,697 Here you go. 230 00:21:43,822 --> 00:21:46,489 If you can believe in a Jesus, I can believe in a Jesus. 231 00:21:46,614 --> 00:21:50,780 Yeah, well, my Jesus is better than your Jesus. 232 00:21:51,447 --> 00:21:53,072 Prove it. 233 00:21:53,197 --> 00:21:54,989 Convert me. 234 00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:58,863 I'm ready to meet your Jesus. 235 00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,864 We used her dad's cash and my employee discount 236 00:22:06,989 --> 00:22:08,489 to buy a large pizza 237 00:22:08,614 --> 00:22:11,864 and ride the new Revolution 14 times in a row. 238 00:22:13,822 --> 00:22:18,239 I figured if he got my mom, it was only right I got Jessie. 239 00:22:36,948 --> 00:22:37,864 Get in here, Em! 240 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:40,864 There's a lady out there poundin' down my door! 241 00:22:40,989 --> 00:22:44,197 I'm busy. Just tell 'em to go away. 242 00:22:49,447 --> 00:22:51,989 She just doesn't like it if I'm not around. 243 00:22:52,114 --> 00:22:54,448 She was okay without you before, right? 244 00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,740 When we were little? 245 00:22:56,865 --> 00:23:00,156 Nowadays she's better when I'm here. 246 00:23:01,032 --> 00:23:04,365 Where did the Lamanites get all that gold from? 247 00:23:12,073 --> 00:23:15,490 Virginia? I know you're in there! 248 00:23:16,198 --> 00:23:18,365 She's not here! 249 00:23:18,491 --> 00:23:20,990 Honey, I got the cough syrup. 250 00:23:21,116 --> 00:23:22,407 That was our deal. 251 00:23:22,532 --> 00:23:25,865 I get the cough syrup, you let me in. 252 00:23:34,033 --> 00:23:35,658 Now, Virginia... 253 00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:38,490 you need some medical treatment. 254 00:23:38,615 --> 00:23:40,324 Nobody's gonna hurt you. 255 00:23:40,449 --> 00:23:42,782 It's just some tests. 256 00:23:42,907 --> 00:23:45,657 Tests, fests, rest with the best. 257 00:23:45,783 --> 00:23:48,491 Right. Well, I've gone ahead and reserved your room. 258 00:23:48,616 --> 00:23:51,616 And they're gonna admit you on Monday. 259 00:23:51,741 --> 00:23:54,241 Oh, no, no. You can't do that. 260 00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:56,949 - Hell, I can. - Miss Nicholaus. 261 00:23:57,699 --> 00:23:59,491 Now, Miss Nicholaus! Listen... 262 00:23:59,616 --> 00:24:02,158 You don't worry about me. I'm a good Mormon woman! 263 00:24:02,283 --> 00:24:04,574 God'll look after me! 264 00:24:04,741 --> 00:24:06,824 Miss Nicholaus, I am asking you nicely, 265 00:24:06,949 --> 00:24:08,866 you give me... give me that cigarette! 266 00:24:08,991 --> 00:24:10,825 - Hell, no! - You get down off that table 267 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:13,283 and you give me that cigarette! Because if you don't, 268 00:24:13,408 --> 00:24:16,117 I'm gonna have you forced into that hospital! 269 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:27,825 None of you and your tricks can keep me from leaving, you got it? 270 00:24:27,950 --> 00:24:30,783 You come back here, I'll rip your fucking eyes out! 271 00:24:30,908 --> 00:24:33,491 I am coming back! And I'm bringin' reinforcements! 272 00:24:33,617 --> 00:24:36,367 And I will drag you out of there by your teeth! 273 00:24:36,492 --> 00:24:39,408 "Mama Ou," you ain't, bitch! 274 00:24:43,284 --> 00:24:46,076 After my grandma died in a huntin' accident 275 00:24:46,201 --> 00:24:49,284 and my grandpa got locked up for robbin' houses, 276 00:24:49,409 --> 00:24:53,992 my mom didn't say a word for, like, two years to nobody. 277 00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:58,575 She just sat in a psycho ward for kids up in Atlantic City. 278 00:25:02,617 --> 00:25:06,826 They called it "traumatic onset of schizophrenia". 279 00:25:06,950 --> 00:25:11,784 The put her on all kinds of pills and probes tryin' to get her to talk again, but... 280 00:25:12,117 --> 00:25:14,159 ...it didn't work. 281 00:25:14,284 --> 00:25:15,659 The only good thing they ever did 282 00:25:15,784 --> 00:25:19,201 was give her a big ol' black nurse named Willie. 283 00:25:19,326 --> 00:25:22,743 He took her along on his donut breaks. 284 00:25:24,368 --> 00:25:27,160 He's probably the only man who ever really loved my mom 285 00:25:27,285 --> 00:25:30,076 without fuckin' her up any. 286 00:25:39,618 --> 00:25:41,326 Put 'em up! 287 00:25:41,451 --> 00:25:44,118 Get away from that door. 288 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,077 Okay. 289 00:26:10,994 --> 00:26:13,160 Oh, my God. 290 00:26:13,536 --> 00:26:15,618 Let's say it's a birthday present. 291 00:26:15,743 --> 00:26:17,911 Oh, my God. 292 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:21,453 - Is it real? - Yes, it's real. 293 00:26:27,952 --> 00:26:30,744 You didn't tell me he'd have a friend over. 294 00:26:30,869 --> 00:26:34,244 Who? Oh, you mean Dale? 295 00:26:34,453 --> 00:26:39,702 I was thinkin' maybe... they could go someplace else tonight. 296 00:26:39,827 --> 00:26:42,078 Well, they still have one more movie. 297 00:26:42,203 --> 00:26:45,119 Total runnin' time, 164 minutes. 298 00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:04,828 Look what Mr. Tipton got you as a present. 299 00:27:04,953 --> 00:27:07,536 He says it's half-price night at the pier. 300 00:27:07,662 --> 00:27:10,786 I'm gonna hang here for a while. 301 00:27:26,787 --> 00:27:28,329 Let's go. 302 00:27:28,454 --> 00:27:29,995 Hold me close. 303 00:27:30,121 --> 00:27:35,287 And tell me how you feel. 304 00:27:37,787 --> 00:27:41,954 Tell me love is real 305 00:27:57,663 --> 00:27:59,204 Words of love. 306 00:27:59,330 --> 00:28:05,330 You whisper soft and true... 307 00:28:05,455 --> 00:28:08,371 I need to tell you somethin'. 308 00:28:14,038 --> 00:28:16,622 I went to the doctor. 309 00:28:16,871 --> 00:28:19,538 He let me know somethin' big. 310 00:28:19,663 --> 00:28:21,830 What is it? 311 00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:28,664 I'm gonna have a baby. 312 00:28:28,788 --> 00:28:30,913 A new one. 313 00:28:35,163 --> 00:28:37,331 Whose baby? 314 00:28:40,205 --> 00:28:42,538 It's all yours. 315 00:28:42,913 --> 00:28:45,039 I promise. 316 00:28:45,163 --> 00:28:48,039 There ain't been nobody else. 317 00:28:51,247 --> 00:28:53,289 Untie me. 318 00:28:54,789 --> 00:28:55,789 Are you mad? 319 00:28:55,914 --> 00:28:58,205 Just untie me. 320 00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:10,623 You've been doin' this with somebody else again? 321 00:29:10,831 --> 00:29:12,581 Nobody else. 322 00:29:12,705 --> 00:29:14,831 I promise. 323 00:29:17,872 --> 00:29:21,706 You know, I personally don't believe in it, but... 324 00:29:23,289 --> 00:29:24,831 ...in this case, I... 325 00:29:24,956 --> 00:29:28,164 I think it's best if I support your decision 326 00:29:28,289 --> 00:29:30,706 not to have this baby. 327 00:29:32,831 --> 00:29:34,331 I ain't gonna do that. 328 00:29:34,456 --> 00:29:37,248 Virginia... tell me, 329 00:29:37,373 --> 00:29:40,790 what other option do we have? 330 00:29:41,290 --> 00:29:42,873 I don't know. 331 00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:46,623 Dick, I won't tell nobody. 332 00:29:47,457 --> 00:29:49,123 I promise. 333 00:29:49,248 --> 00:29:51,249 No, no, I just can't have this right now. 334 00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:53,165 - I fucked up last time! - It's just not possible! 335 00:29:53,290 --> 00:29:56,249 I know I fucked up last time, but this one'll be raised right, I swear! 336 00:29:56,374 --> 00:30:00,165 I swear to you, Dick, I will do everything right! 337 00:30:04,206 --> 00:30:06,165 Dick... 338 00:30:06,748 --> 00:30:08,748 Please. 339 00:30:28,916 --> 00:30:33,707 From then on, every Tuesday, there was money in the mail. 340 00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:36,374 I could've moved us outta here in six months 341 00:30:36,499 --> 00:30:41,041 with a couple hundred bucks a week, and we needed outta here real bad, Willie. 342 00:30:41,166 --> 00:30:44,041 And I guess nobody noticed he was sendin' me campaign money, 343 00:30:44,166 --> 00:30:46,833 'cause his campaign folks had bigger fish to fry. 344 00:30:46,958 --> 00:30:48,500 We have a problem. 345 00:30:48,625 --> 00:30:51,333 The governor doesn't want to come here anymore for Labour Day. 346 00:30:51,457 --> 00:30:53,791 - Why not? - Because they have 347 00:30:53,917 --> 00:30:56,417 a red-white-and-blue Ferris wheel up in Jersey. 348 00:30:56,542 --> 00:30:58,333 What colour is our Ferris wheel? 349 00:30:58,458 --> 00:31:01,542 Pink, and it ain't ours. 350 00:31:30,459 --> 00:31:32,917 Move it! Move it! 351 00:31:40,584 --> 00:31:43,542 I know what you people think of me. 352 00:31:44,459 --> 00:31:47,751 Well, fuck you! Okay? Fuck you! 353 00:31:47,876 --> 00:31:50,167 That's my pink Ferris wheel, 354 00:31:50,292 --> 00:31:52,168 and it's staying pink! 355 00:31:52,293 --> 00:31:55,376 And I want my goddamn lawyer. 356 00:31:56,251 --> 00:31:57,667 I... 357 00:31:57,792 --> 00:32:01,959 I really would like to change the colour of your Ferris wheel. 358 00:32:02,084 --> 00:32:05,293 So... what can I offer you? 359 00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:11,543 Well, I wanna be on the city's board from here on out. 360 00:32:11,668 --> 00:32:15,502 - Done. - And I go to all the campaign events. 361 00:32:15,626 --> 00:32:18,793 Great. We can do that. 362 00:32:19,710 --> 00:32:22,501 Then you repaint my wheel. 363 00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:26,251 Pink. 364 00:32:26,876 --> 00:32:28,835 Right? 365 00:32:51,461 --> 00:32:53,377 Mom? 366 00:32:54,086 --> 00:32:56,752 Mom, this is Emmett. 367 00:32:56,877 --> 00:32:58,835 Oh, I'm sorry. 368 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,919 I don't wanna stain your nice shirt. 369 00:33:02,127 --> 00:33:05,127 Are you with our congregation? 370 00:33:05,378 --> 00:33:08,252 I don't know. I live east of here. 371 00:33:08,461 --> 00:33:12,086 He doesn't go to church yet, he's thinkin' about coming to ours. 372 00:33:12,211 --> 00:33:17,211 Great. Well, you can sit with us on Sunday, then. 373 00:33:18,044 --> 00:33:21,544 And this is Richard, my husband. 374 00:33:21,670 --> 00:33:25,586 Richard, this is Jessica's new friend, Emmett. 375 00:33:25,711 --> 00:33:27,503 It's nice to meet you, sir. 376 00:33:27,628 --> 00:33:29,794 We've met before. 377 00:33:29,961 --> 00:33:31,836 Well, it's a surprise seein' you here. 378 00:33:31,961 --> 00:33:35,128 I'm always the last to know. 379 00:33:38,461 --> 00:33:40,462 Are you alone? 380 00:33:40,587 --> 00:33:42,628 Yes, sir. 381 00:33:51,295 --> 00:33:53,962 America. 382 00:33:54,087 --> 00:33:56,211 America. 383 00:33:56,462 --> 00:33:59,546 God shed his grace on thee. 384 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:02,378 The grace of trust... 385 00:34:02,503 --> 00:34:04,462 ...of tradition, 386 00:34:04,587 --> 00:34:06,795 and of self-reliance. 387 00:34:12,962 --> 00:34:14,629 It was a quick edit. 388 00:34:14,754 --> 00:34:17,962 We'll have a better version Monday. 389 00:34:18,628 --> 00:34:20,963 You, follow me. 390 00:34:33,962 --> 00:34:37,171 Well, I've been workin' real hard at improvin' myself, sir. 391 00:34:37,296 --> 00:34:40,045 I can honestly say I've studied and am following every rule 392 00:34:40,171 --> 00:34:42,754 in the Doctrine and Covenants and Words of Wisdom books. 393 00:34:42,879 --> 00:34:43,963 I even gave up coffee. 394 00:34:44,088 --> 00:34:48,296 Emmett, there are a few different kinds of people in this world, 395 00:34:48,421 --> 00:34:50,838 and if they know what's best for themselves, 396 00:34:50,963 --> 00:34:53,963 they stick to their own backyards. 397 00:34:54,088 --> 00:34:55,713 You see, there are things 398 00:34:55,838 --> 00:34:58,755 that cross the lines of nature. 399 00:34:59,630 --> 00:35:03,797 Break the laws of civilized society. 400 00:35:04,672 --> 00:35:08,297 I don't just mean in the eyes of the Lord. 401 00:35:08,630 --> 00:35:10,338 - Sir... - What? 402 00:35:10,463 --> 00:35:11,838 Yes? 403 00:35:11,963 --> 00:35:14,588 I've been meanin' to tell you for a while now, sir. 404 00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:17,088 Well, tell me, Emmett. What? 405 00:35:17,213 --> 00:35:21,338 Well, I'm not your kid, sir. I can prove it if you want me to... 406 00:35:28,171 --> 00:35:32,172 You have any idea how many men your momma used to let into her room? 407 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:35,005 Just because I'm the only one who still comes around 408 00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:38,922 does not mean I am your father! 409 00:35:40,130 --> 00:35:42,172 Look at yourself. It's clear as day. 410 00:35:42,297 --> 00:35:43,714 Dick, can we talk? 411 00:35:43,839 --> 00:35:45,714 Not right now, dear. 412 00:35:57,798 --> 00:36:00,339 - Get on the ground. - What? 413 00:36:00,464 --> 00:36:02,423 Get... 414 00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:09,215 Our shit ain't good enough for your house, right? 415 00:36:09,339 --> 00:36:12,881 But you come mix yours up in mine anytime you want. 416 00:36:13,006 --> 00:36:15,840 Emmett, you may think what I've done is wrong, 417 00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:18,673 but what you're doing is against God. 418 00:36:18,797 --> 00:36:21,840 Fuck your God. And fuck you. I'll love my babies more 419 00:36:21,965 --> 00:36:24,381 than you've ever loved your whole fucked-up family. 420 00:36:24,507 --> 00:36:25,798 That's not true, Emmett. 421 00:36:25,923 --> 00:36:29,548 Stay on the ground or I'll clean out your skull. 422 00:36:30,632 --> 00:36:31,840 That's... that's enough now. 423 00:36:31,965 --> 00:36:34,298 Stay on the fuckin' ground. 424 00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:58,799 We never judged our boy's girlfriends first 425 00:36:58,924 --> 00:37:02,090 before we got to know them. It just doesn't seem fair... 426 00:37:02,216 --> 00:37:03,840 Jesus H. Christ, Roseanna. 427 00:37:03,966 --> 00:37:07,591 Does my judgment not mean a goddamn thing in my own house? 428 00:37:16,841 --> 00:37:18,716 I'm so sorry. 429 00:37:18,841 --> 00:37:22,924 I just wish you wouldn't use the Lord's name in vain. 430 00:37:34,133 --> 00:37:36,675 Dear Heavenly Father... 431 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,924 ...please grant my loving daughter guidance 432 00:37:39,049 --> 00:37:42,550 to understand the path that she is on, the path that she must take. 433 00:37:42,675 --> 00:37:44,799 The path that we must share together 434 00:37:44,924 --> 00:37:48,008 as a family, as difficult as it is. 435 00:37:48,134 --> 00:37:51,425 And we want to thank you for a wonderful evening 436 00:37:51,550 --> 00:37:53,633 with the wonderful television ad. 437 00:37:53,758 --> 00:37:57,967 And the support for our father and our husband, Richard. 438 00:37:58,092 --> 00:38:02,550 Through you, our Lord, Jesus Christ. Amen. 439 00:38:09,008 --> 00:38:10,758 From then on, 440 00:38:10,884 --> 00:38:14,133 every Saturday night she started ditchin' her prayer group. 441 00:38:15,675 --> 00:38:18,509 And I never heard her say too much about the Angel Moroni, 442 00:38:18,634 --> 00:38:23,717 the Lamanites or Mormon priesthood blessings ever again after all that. 443 00:38:32,009 --> 00:38:35,509 But it didn't take long to figure out her dad had given his boy permission 444 00:38:35,634 --> 00:38:39,092 to do whatever he could to keep me away from Jessie. 445 00:38:39,426 --> 00:38:42,093 Must've called me the devil himself. 446 00:38:49,301 --> 00:38:52,260 I'm not interested! 447 00:38:52,385 --> 00:38:54,760 It's me, Mom. 448 00:39:00,384 --> 00:39:02,510 - Oh, my God. They got you. - No, no. 449 00:39:02,635 --> 00:39:04,843 Which ones was it? What'd they look like? 450 00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:08,259 I started boxin' at school. 451 00:39:09,135 --> 00:39:11,218 Sit down. 452 00:39:11,469 --> 00:39:13,635 Let me see. 453 00:39:16,343 --> 00:39:18,635 Does it hurt? 454 00:39:19,010 --> 00:39:20,844 No? 455 00:39:23,010 --> 00:39:25,094 Emmett... 456 00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:29,469 We need to have a special talk. How about Sizzler's? 457 00:39:29,593 --> 00:39:32,844 - Just tell me. - No! 458 00:39:32,969 --> 00:39:35,386 I got money now. 459 00:39:35,844 --> 00:39:37,552 Where'd you get money from? 460 00:39:37,677 --> 00:39:39,803 A woman has her secrets. 461 00:39:39,927 --> 00:39:41,635 Do you like this? 462 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,886 I'm not goin' till you tell me. 463 00:39:45,803 --> 00:39:49,094 Okay, but I don't want you to worry. 464 00:39:53,177 --> 00:39:57,219 I'm pregnant... with Sheriff Tipton's baby. 465 00:39:58,302 --> 00:40:01,011 Although... I'm still thinkin' 466 00:40:01,136 --> 00:40:03,969 maybe I got it from God, like Mary did. 467 00:40:04,927 --> 00:40:06,719 'Cause I used rubbers every time. 468 00:40:06,844 --> 00:40:08,761 I'm serious. 469 00:40:08,928 --> 00:40:12,261 But we can't tell a single soul. Gotta keep it a secret. 470 00:40:15,803 --> 00:40:19,178 Promise. Cross your heart. 471 00:40:20,970 --> 00:40:22,345 I promise. 472 00:40:22,470 --> 00:40:24,345 Cross my heart. 473 00:40:25,220 --> 00:40:28,720 'Cause when I start growin', we're gonna need to leave here, 474 00:40:28,844 --> 00:40:34,512 so those... city folks don't start asking questions. 475 00:40:34,637 --> 00:40:37,178 Get us all wrapped up in controversy. 476 00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:39,929 Lock us behind bars. Whatever. 477 00:40:40,053 --> 00:40:42,178 Where are we going? 478 00:40:42,803 --> 00:40:45,261 San Fran with your aunt, where else? 479 00:40:45,387 --> 00:40:47,679 We don't have enough money yet. 480 00:40:49,304 --> 00:40:52,512 He's givin' me hush money for the baby. So we'll be loaded in no time. 481 00:40:52,637 --> 00:40:56,054 We're gonna get two tickets outta here. First class. 482 00:40:56,470 --> 00:40:58,429 Now... 483 00:40:58,762 --> 00:41:01,720 ...can we go get some shrimp cocktail? 484 00:41:10,679 --> 00:41:12,679 When I was in second grade, 485 00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:16,554 the counsellor called me in for a meetin' after my 20th fight. 486 00:41:16,679 --> 00:41:18,887 She'd met my mom that mornin'. 487 00:41:19,012 --> 00:41:20,637 And in her own roundabout way, 488 00:41:20,762 --> 00:41:22,096 she told me I couldn't believe 489 00:41:22,221 --> 00:41:25,388 all the stories my mom told me all the time. 490 00:41:25,971 --> 00:41:27,387 But how was I supposed to know 491 00:41:27,512 --> 00:41:29,805 what I should and shouldn't believe from my own mom. 492 00:41:29,929 --> 00:41:31,762 Let's go. 493 00:41:31,888 --> 00:41:35,429 Problem is, I still guess wrong every now and then. 494 00:41:43,596 --> 00:41:45,721 Excuse me! 495 00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:49,888 What are you doin' with my letters? 496 00:41:50,013 --> 00:41:51,138 Putting 'em in your box. 497 00:41:51,264 --> 00:41:54,013 You've been takin' my letters and my money, haven't you? 498 00:41:54,138 --> 00:41:55,305 No, ma'am. 499 00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:58,638 Who you workin' for, mister? 500 00:41:58,805 --> 00:42:01,347 Give me my letters. 501 00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:05,805 Give me my goddamn... give me my goddamn letters! 502 00:42:13,514 --> 00:42:15,638 Hi, Ms. Nicholaus. 503 00:42:15,764 --> 00:42:17,555 Hi. 504 00:42:18,556 --> 00:42:20,847 How'd you know it was me? 505 00:42:20,972 --> 00:42:23,806 'Cause you're with Emmett. 506 00:42:24,723 --> 00:42:27,264 I'm goin' in alone. 507 00:42:32,972 --> 00:42:35,514 Good to see you. Thank you so much. Really appreciate it. 508 00:42:35,639 --> 00:42:36,930 - Oh, hi, Dick. - Well, hello, Max. 509 00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,639 Congratulations. What a wonderful speech. 510 00:42:38,764 --> 00:42:41,431 - Thank you. - Oh, I have a question. 511 00:42:41,556 --> 00:42:45,681 Why didn't you ask me to your house to watch your commercial? 512 00:42:45,806 --> 00:42:48,348 I mean, I consider that a campaign event. 513 00:42:48,473 --> 00:42:50,639 I thought we had a deal. 514 00:42:50,764 --> 00:42:53,347 I could've been very helpful. 515 00:42:53,473 --> 00:42:56,973 Dick? I could've been helpful to you. I saw it. 516 00:42:57,098 --> 00:43:00,015 It... it wasn't a home run. It wasn't so great, Dick. 517 00:43:00,139 --> 00:43:01,515 Dick? 518 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,598 Earth calling Dick. 519 00:43:11,098 --> 00:43:15,432 He's movin' us to Richmond when he wins the election. 520 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,848 Are you... are you goin' with him? 521 00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:23,140 If I do... 522 00:43:24,348 --> 00:43:26,848 ...it'll ruin me, Em. 523 00:43:29,099 --> 00:43:33,307 Stay here with us. I mean, I can take care of you both. 524 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,557 Only if you ask me to stay forever. 525 00:43:37,682 --> 00:43:40,141 Then I'll say yes. 526 00:43:43,849 --> 00:43:46,433 You know what I mean. 527 00:43:47,891 --> 00:43:50,807 I... I want to see you, but... now's not the right time. 528 00:43:50,932 --> 00:43:55,849 Okay, you're the boss. Say when, I'll be there. 529 00:43:55,974 --> 00:44:02,057 Listen to me, this life is just a little grain of sand in time. 530 00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:05,432 It's the next life that counts. 531 00:44:05,557 --> 00:44:07,349 And there we'll be together. 532 00:44:07,474 --> 00:44:11,766 So... why are you so damn worried about me being here in this life? 533 00:44:11,891 --> 00:44:15,600 Because right now, this time, legally, 534 00:44:15,724 --> 00:44:20,642 you know, historically, especially right now... 535 00:44:21,475 --> 00:44:23,350 ...it's impossible for us to follow God's plan... 536 00:44:23,474 --> 00:44:26,183 Excuse me. Dick, please. 537 00:44:26,475 --> 00:44:29,183 Can I help you, ma'am? 538 00:44:29,308 --> 00:44:30,850 - Hi, Virginia. - Hi. 539 00:44:30,975 --> 00:44:33,100 - I'm cutting the line off for tonight. - Okay, I'll be quick. 540 00:44:33,225 --> 00:44:35,267 I'm sorry, Virginia. It's best... Just save it for later. 541 00:44:35,392 --> 00:44:38,225 Okay. Somebody's been interceptin' my letters. 542 00:44:38,350 --> 00:44:42,516 He'd wanna talk to me about that right now. Promise. 543 00:44:42,642 --> 00:44:45,726 Later's just way too late. Virginia, the line's cut off, okay? 544 00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:49,976 Between you and me, I think it'd be better if you don't call the office anymore. 545 00:44:50,267 --> 00:44:54,059 Your letters aren't being intercepted, they've been stopped. 546 00:44:54,184 --> 00:44:57,601 For good. Those are the Sheriff's words. Not mine. 547 00:45:48,018 --> 00:45:50,810 I'm never gonna leave you. 548 00:45:51,602 --> 00:45:53,893 You always got me. 549 00:45:54,018 --> 00:45:56,060 Forever. 550 00:45:56,935 --> 00:46:00,935 Oh, I'm all bleedin' and dried up inside. 551 00:46:05,893 --> 00:46:08,144 He loves you. 552 00:46:09,143 --> 00:46:13,019 But he's just too messed up to know it right now. 553 00:46:16,893 --> 00:46:19,102 Now come on. 554 00:46:19,769 --> 00:46:22,352 I'll give you a ride. 555 00:46:45,477 --> 00:46:48,936 You're the best thing I ever did, Emmett. 556 00:46:49,311 --> 00:46:51,603 Do you know that? 557 00:46:54,019 --> 00:46:57,145 I did you right, don't you think? 558 00:47:03,311 --> 00:47:06,145 We need to get outta here. 559 00:47:06,311 --> 00:47:08,853 For real, this time. 560 00:47:15,687 --> 00:47:19,479 That night, my ears started ringin'. 561 00:47:19,853 --> 00:47:23,270 And all the air in the world went out. 562 00:47:23,812 --> 00:47:25,895 And nobody knows it, 563 00:47:26,020 --> 00:47:29,729 but I get scared when she gets knocked down like that. 564 00:47:30,020 --> 00:47:32,354 Because she keeps right on fallin' 565 00:47:32,478 --> 00:47:34,937 and it don't stop. 566 00:47:45,313 --> 00:47:50,146 So I gotta protect her, 'cause she's all I ever had in this world. 567 00:47:51,645 --> 00:47:53,688 And as far as I can tell, 568 00:47:53,813 --> 00:47:58,437 she's more good than most people ever get in their whole lives. 569 00:48:33,479 --> 00:48:36,396 I got two to feed. Let's go. 570 00:48:48,397 --> 00:48:50,647 Emmett. 571 00:48:54,105 --> 00:48:56,938 I asked Dick once if I was like a second wife 572 00:48:57,064 --> 00:49:01,480 after I saw this show on Mormons and he said that I was like that. 573 00:49:02,564 --> 00:49:05,022 We're shopping. Help me unload. 574 00:49:05,147 --> 00:49:08,022 Except I had to keep it secret, 'cause it's illegal, which is true. 575 00:49:08,147 --> 00:49:10,438 On that show, they sent that Mormon man to prison 576 00:49:10,564 --> 00:49:12,689 for havin' too many wives. 577 00:49:12,814 --> 00:49:15,856 I'm good with secrets, Willie. 578 00:49:15,981 --> 00:49:19,356 Unless you piss me off. Paper or plastic? 579 00:49:19,815 --> 00:49:22,398 I'm having Sheriff Tipton's baby. 580 00:49:23,981 --> 00:49:26,064 Lori! Hi. Look. 581 00:49:26,189 --> 00:49:30,689 I'm pregnant with Sheriff Tipton's baby. Can you believe it? 582 00:49:30,815 --> 00:49:34,273 You know he's been knocking me up for 16 years now. 583 00:49:35,606 --> 00:49:38,772 ShinLee, it was bound to happen. 584 00:49:44,856 --> 00:49:47,232 I need you to do some things for me. 585 00:49:47,357 --> 00:49:49,273 How many things? 586 00:49:49,398 --> 00:49:51,023 Three big things. 587 00:49:51,148 --> 00:49:53,107 What kind? 588 00:49:53,690 --> 00:49:57,315 I need grandma and grandpa's weddin' rings. 589 00:49:59,065 --> 00:50:01,107 What for? 590 00:50:01,315 --> 00:50:04,482 To get married with. What else? 591 00:50:08,565 --> 00:50:11,149 I'm gonna make us peas and carrots tonight. 592 00:50:11,274 --> 00:50:14,482 From scratch. Maybe try it with cream sauce. 593 00:50:14,607 --> 00:50:17,607 I ain't leavin' you for her. 594 00:50:18,191 --> 00:50:22,024 People want one at a time, Emmett. That's just how it is. 595 00:50:22,149 --> 00:50:24,565 The other one rots in the back of the fridge. 596 00:50:24,690 --> 00:50:26,816 Bullshit. 597 00:50:29,982 --> 00:50:32,774 I can take care of myself. 598 00:50:33,316 --> 00:50:35,690 It'll just make our family bigger. 599 00:50:35,816 --> 00:50:37,357 More people around'll be nice. 600 00:50:37,482 --> 00:50:39,775 So is that one thing, or two? 601 00:50:39,899 --> 00:50:43,357 One. The other thing is, you gotta lay low for a while. 602 00:50:43,482 --> 00:50:47,024 So that means you can't make no war on her dad right now. Not yet. 603 00:50:47,149 --> 00:50:49,816 Fuck me. Three? 604 00:50:50,483 --> 00:50:52,857 I don't just want the rings, 605 00:50:52,983 --> 00:50:55,608 I want your blessin'. 606 00:51:00,900 --> 00:51:04,191 They'll marry anybody up in Atlantic City. 607 00:51:04,316 --> 00:51:07,942 Brothers marrying sisters, black people marryin' white people, 608 00:51:08,067 --> 00:51:09,358 drunk people marryin' drunk people. 609 00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:12,608 I don't see why they wouldn't marry the two of you. 610 00:51:35,108 --> 00:51:37,650 I could decorate it. 611 00:51:38,358 --> 00:51:41,150 I could make it real nice. 612 00:51:44,650 --> 00:51:49,483 Get white... white flowers and ribbons and cake. 613 00:51:50,609 --> 00:51:53,442 I wanna get some champagne, that's for damn sure. 614 00:51:53,568 --> 00:51:56,609 Well, it doesn't have to be fancy. 615 00:51:59,651 --> 00:52:01,525 Okay. 616 00:52:02,068 --> 00:52:05,318 I'm givin' you one, two and three. 617 00:52:10,443 --> 00:52:12,984 This one from mom. 618 00:52:17,151 --> 00:52:20,151 This one from dad. 619 00:52:35,985 --> 00:52:38,610 Not so heavy anymore. 620 00:52:43,610 --> 00:52:45,027 All right. 621 00:52:45,152 --> 00:52:46,443 Thank you. 622 00:52:46,568 --> 00:52:50,485 - Careful. It's a live one. - Oh, lord! My goodness. 623 00:52:50,610 --> 00:52:53,569 Thank you. 624 00:53:46,028 --> 00:53:48,111 Shin-Lee over at the dry cleaners told me. 625 00:53:48,236 --> 00:53:53,070 Roseanna told their bishop that he wasn't puttin' it in her anymore. 626 00:53:53,986 --> 00:53:55,612 He put her on anti-anxious pills 627 00:53:55,736 --> 00:53:59,278 and put their house up for sale right after all that. 628 00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:04,070 God knows, he never could admit a damn thing was his fault. 629 00:54:07,487 --> 00:54:10,237 What do you mean when you say collateral? 630 00:54:10,361 --> 00:54:14,653 Well, you know, just anything of value that you can back the loan up with. 631 00:54:15,945 --> 00:54:18,070 No. I don't have that. 632 00:54:18,195 --> 00:54:20,154 That's why I need a loan. 633 00:54:20,903 --> 00:54:23,362 And what is this loan for exactly? 634 00:54:23,487 --> 00:54:28,654 Well... I gotta get up to Atlantic City, get a couple hotel rooms, 635 00:54:28,779 --> 00:54:30,987 and help my son get married. 636 00:54:31,112 --> 00:54:33,154 It's gotta be a beautiful wedding. 637 00:54:33,279 --> 00:54:36,029 Then maybe play the slots a little. 638 00:54:36,154 --> 00:54:38,529 When we get back though, we're leavin' this hell hole 639 00:54:38,655 --> 00:54:42,112 to go live out in California with my sister. 640 00:54:42,487 --> 00:54:46,113 And she's my son's legal mom anyhow, so... 641 00:54:46,737 --> 00:54:49,112 ...it's all on the up-and-up. 642 00:54:51,154 --> 00:54:54,696 Listen, Virginia, I shouldn't even be telling you this, 643 00:54:54,821 --> 00:54:56,697 but I can't give you a loan right now, 644 00:54:56,821 --> 00:55:00,488 because the bank is completely out of money. 645 00:55:06,655 --> 00:55:09,447 What kind of horse shit is that? 646 00:55:09,738 --> 00:55:12,030 No. It's true. 647 00:55:17,488 --> 00:55:20,655 I'm very sorry to hear about that. 648 00:55:26,821 --> 00:55:28,780 Thank you for your time. 649 00:55:47,072 --> 00:55:49,988 Betty, how much money's in your bank? 650 00:55:50,113 --> 00:55:51,239 Oh, hey, V. 651 00:55:51,364 --> 00:55:55,823 I believe we need to make examples of each and every one of these criminals. 652 00:55:55,948 --> 00:55:58,406 Not just on a local level, 653 00:55:58,531 --> 00:56:01,489 but on a state level, as well. 654 00:56:01,614 --> 00:56:06,114 That's why I'm running for a seat on this great state's Senate in November. 655 00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:09,364 Appreciate havin' me on the show. 656 00:56:09,489 --> 00:56:11,823 - So how much? - Shut up, baby. 657 00:56:11,948 --> 00:56:14,156 Look, you're on TV! 658 00:56:21,031 --> 00:56:23,031 ...Sheriff's Patrol have a gift for people like that. 659 00:56:23,156 --> 00:56:25,990 And that's a one-way ticket to the county jail. 660 00:56:26,114 --> 00:56:29,573 On The Scene is filmed on location. 661 00:56:29,698 --> 00:56:33,864 Real crimes, real justice, in your backyard. 662 00:57:26,824 --> 00:57:29,991 I knew what I was about to do was wrong, Willie. 663 00:57:30,116 --> 00:57:33,533 But like you always told me, I have responsibilities. 664 00:57:33,658 --> 00:57:37,325 And I'm not blaming you. I was just trying as hard as I could 665 00:57:37,449 --> 00:57:41,366 to take care of my shit, and my kid and everything. 666 00:57:57,241 --> 00:58:00,492 And the way things were falling into place, 667 00:58:00,741 --> 00:58:04,617 you'd have thought God himself wanted it to happen. 668 00:58:21,992 --> 00:58:23,950 Betty? 669 00:58:26,034 --> 00:58:28,200 Oh, my God, Emmett. Not now. 670 00:58:28,325 --> 00:58:30,659 I'm late as hell for work. 671 00:58:31,617 --> 00:58:33,867 Where's your mom? Is she all right? 672 00:58:33,993 --> 00:58:36,159 I think so. 673 00:58:36,950 --> 00:58:39,284 Betty, can I use your Granada? 674 00:58:39,409 --> 00:58:42,534 What the hell do you want that piece of shit for? 675 00:58:42,825 --> 00:58:45,034 We're going to Atlantic City. 676 00:58:45,159 --> 00:58:46,992 What for? 677 00:58:47,117 --> 00:58:48,909 I'm getting married. 678 00:58:49,034 --> 00:58:51,034 Emmett! 679 00:58:52,659 --> 00:58:56,326 You're still too damn pretty to get married. 680 00:58:58,493 --> 00:59:01,617 Don't go off and ruin everything. 681 00:59:02,951 --> 00:59:05,201 Can I use it? 682 00:59:06,618 --> 00:59:08,618 Christ. 683 00:59:14,826 --> 00:59:17,618 Fill her up before you bring her back. 684 00:59:17,869 --> 00:59:21,409 Premium only! 685 01:00:30,161 --> 01:00:31,703 Hey. 686 01:00:31,828 --> 01:00:35,703 Hello. Does a Virginia Nicholaus live here with you? 687 01:00:52,453 --> 01:00:53,495 Ma'am... 688 01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:56,537 You can't wear that in here. 689 01:00:56,662 --> 01:00:58,620 Oh, no! 690 01:02:00,371 --> 01:02:02,580 Mom? 691 01:02:07,122 --> 01:02:08,914 Hi. 692 01:02:09,121 --> 01:02:11,038 Where'd you go? 693 01:02:11,163 --> 01:02:12,788 Just exercisin'. Who's here? 694 01:02:12,914 --> 01:02:14,497 A couple of Mormons. 695 01:02:14,622 --> 01:02:17,538 - What do they want? - You. That's what they said. 696 01:02:17,663 --> 01:02:20,205 Are you sure they're actual Mormons? 697 01:02:20,330 --> 01:02:22,997 They're the real deal. 698 01:02:23,205 --> 01:02:25,705 Okay. Go keep 'em company. 699 01:02:25,831 --> 01:02:27,497 I'm late for work. 700 01:02:27,622 --> 01:02:31,164 Fine. Tell 'em I'll just need a minute, okay? 701 01:02:45,497 --> 01:02:47,831 All units in the area be advised, 702 01:02:47,956 --> 01:02:51,539 10-91 at Broadway Trust Bank on Riverton Road. 703 01:02:51,664 --> 01:02:55,789 All units in the area... 704 01:03:00,539 --> 01:03:05,623 - What's wrong? - Bank robbery. Everything's fine. 705 01:03:24,873 --> 01:03:26,957 Mom? 706 01:03:31,999 --> 01:03:35,123 It's like God sent you down to me. 707 01:03:35,248 --> 01:03:37,456 I've always wanted to be a Christian. 708 01:03:37,582 --> 01:03:41,832 I just... I wasn't sure if I was good enough. 709 01:03:42,623 --> 01:03:45,082 Ma'am, the ladies that sent us over here 710 01:03:45,207 --> 01:03:48,957 said that you told her that you were already a member of our ward. 711 01:03:49,082 --> 01:03:50,874 Who told you I said that? 712 01:03:50,999 --> 01:03:54,166 Mrs. Whitaker, your social worker. 713 01:03:54,291 --> 01:03:56,208 She's a lyin' whore. 714 01:03:56,332 --> 01:03:59,291 I don't have a social worker. 715 01:03:59,624 --> 01:04:03,083 Ma'am... she said you were sick, 716 01:04:03,207 --> 01:04:06,749 and you didn't... want help. 717 01:04:06,916 --> 01:04:10,457 Why... why is that? It's because she's one of 'em. 718 01:04:10,957 --> 01:04:12,874 Make my lungs go all swish. 719 01:04:12,999 --> 01:04:14,499 Everything goes out. 720 01:04:14,624 --> 01:04:17,124 But what I want to know... 721 01:04:17,666 --> 01:04:21,541 ...is how do I become a good Mormon? 722 01:04:22,625 --> 01:04:24,208 Well, it's a process. 723 01:04:24,333 --> 01:04:27,167 But it's not too hard. 724 01:04:27,624 --> 01:04:29,750 - It's not, is it? - Ma'am, 725 01:04:29,874 --> 01:04:34,500 I was hoping that we could take you down to the hospital 726 01:04:34,625 --> 01:04:36,208 and have them take a look at you. 727 01:04:36,333 --> 01:04:39,958 Honey, I'm feelin' so much better now. You don't have to worry about that. 728 01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:42,166 Well, then, ma'am, 729 01:04:42,292 --> 01:04:46,625 can we just give you a blessing before we go? 730 01:04:47,667 --> 01:04:49,250 What do you mean? 731 01:04:49,375 --> 01:04:52,167 It's just to absolve you of your sins, 732 01:04:52,291 --> 01:04:55,375 in case anything does happen to you. 733 01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:57,667 So you can go to heaven. 734 01:04:58,583 --> 01:05:00,958 I need that to get to heaven? 735 01:05:03,709 --> 01:05:05,208 Clears up everything? 736 01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:08,708 Well, as long as you're sincere about it, yeah. 737 01:05:09,042 --> 01:05:12,833 Okay... Let's do it. 738 01:05:16,126 --> 01:05:19,084 I mean, I'm not sure if it was real, or just some crazy person, 739 01:05:19,209 --> 01:05:23,542 but I'm real sure it was no woman. 740 01:05:23,668 --> 01:05:27,542 It was not a woman. That was clear. 741 01:05:42,334 --> 01:05:45,876 So, if you need anything, just call this number. 742 01:05:46,001 --> 01:05:47,835 Oh, thank you. 743 01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:50,126 It's... it's mine. 744 01:06:02,793 --> 01:06:06,502 There's no tellin' why they didn't come right after me, 745 01:06:06,627 --> 01:06:09,127 but I felt real bad about Dale. 746 01:06:14,001 --> 01:06:17,543 And Max, that was just plain old politics. 747 01:06:17,668 --> 01:06:21,002 Just takin' him out while they could. 748 01:06:24,752 --> 01:06:28,127 Only a fuckin' moron would rob a bank. 749 01:06:28,252 --> 01:06:31,877 Everybody knows banks aren't where it's at. 750 01:06:33,835 --> 01:06:36,711 So when do you think they might let you outta here? 751 01:06:36,836 --> 01:06:39,127 I don't know. 752 01:06:40,336 --> 01:06:43,502 You still goin' up to get married tomorrow? 753 01:06:46,877 --> 01:06:49,628 We could wait a week or so. 754 01:06:49,753 --> 01:06:53,086 I mean, there'll be other chances. 755 01:06:54,003 --> 01:06:57,628 I need you there. You're my best man. 756 01:07:02,503 --> 01:07:05,836 You know, your boss, Max, is in here with me. 757 01:07:05,961 --> 01:07:10,170 Says he's gonna help me set up my first daycare centre when I get out. 758 01:07:10,503 --> 01:07:14,587 So this all just might be some blessin' in disguise. 759 01:07:16,378 --> 01:07:19,169 Don't let me fuck your plans up. 760 01:07:19,503 --> 01:07:23,045 We're meetin' at the bus station at 8:00 a.m. 761 01:07:23,170 --> 01:07:26,128 So if you get outta here, you meet us there, okay? 762 01:07:32,004 --> 01:07:33,878 All right? 763 01:07:45,212 --> 01:07:48,795 I'm goin' in to get her. I'll keep watch. 764 01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:01,213 Local service for Atlantic Avenue, bus number 24, 765 01:08:01,337 --> 01:08:04,004 is now leaving lot 1. 766 01:08:05,171 --> 01:08:09,755 Local service to Atlantic Avenue, bus 24, lot 1. 767 01:08:16,671 --> 01:08:18,587 Bus 15 to Norfolk... 768 01:08:18,713 --> 01:08:21,504 leaving in 10 minutes. 769 01:08:26,713 --> 01:08:30,671 Get in the stall, get on your knees. Get in the stall. Get in the stall. 770 01:08:30,796 --> 01:08:33,463 Get down on your knees. 771 01:08:34,171 --> 01:08:35,963 What are you doin' here? 772 01:08:36,088 --> 01:08:39,296 Me and my mom are goin' on a trip. 773 01:08:41,171 --> 01:08:44,380 You need to learn how to keep your momma quiet, boy. 774 01:08:45,088 --> 01:08:47,629 I don't think I can. 775 01:08:48,546 --> 01:08:50,505 For better or worse. 776 01:08:50,630 --> 01:08:52,338 Way I see it, 777 01:08:52,463 --> 01:08:54,713 she's the only person fucked up enough in the head 778 01:08:54,838 --> 01:08:58,714 to really give a goddamn about you. 779 01:08:59,547 --> 01:09:03,130 Don't you ever talk like that about your mother again! 780 01:09:05,838 --> 01:09:08,172 I want my gun back. 781 01:09:08,297 --> 01:09:09,547 It's gone. 782 01:09:09,672 --> 01:09:11,214 All units, be advised, 783 01:09:11,339 --> 01:09:14,173 we have an escaped suspect... 784 01:09:14,839 --> 01:09:17,964 If you come within 100 yards of anyone in my family ever again, 785 01:09:18,089 --> 01:09:20,214 I will clean out your skull. 786 01:09:20,339 --> 01:09:22,964 Do you hear me? 787 01:09:26,006 --> 01:09:28,297 Well, then do it. 788 01:09:28,548 --> 01:09:30,714 It'll fuck up your life more than it'll fuck up mine. 789 01:09:30,839 --> 01:09:32,714 Dad? 790 01:09:34,506 --> 01:09:38,215 Relax, Josh. Go back outside. 791 01:09:38,589 --> 01:09:40,548 Sir, there's... there's a jailbreak. 792 01:09:40,673 --> 01:09:44,006 I heard the call. I'll be right out. 793 01:09:58,506 --> 01:10:00,965 Keep pressure on it. 794 01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:14,798 Jessie's friend said she'd cover for her. 795 01:10:14,923 --> 01:10:18,549 Get their IDS bus trip on the road so we could go get hitched, 796 01:10:18,674 --> 01:10:21,049 up in Atlantic City. 797 01:10:21,174 --> 01:10:23,590 Took every last dime, but... 798 01:10:23,716 --> 01:10:27,632 ...for once in my life that's exactly what happened. 799 01:10:30,048 --> 01:10:32,383 One way or another 800 01:10:32,507 --> 01:10:33,882 I'm gonna find you 801 01:10:34,007 --> 01:10:35,883 I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha. 802 01:10:36,007 --> 01:10:38,341 One day maybe next week 803 01:10:38,466 --> 01:10:39,882 I'm gonna meetcha 804 01:10:40,008 --> 01:10:41,883 I'm gonna meetcha I'll meetcha 805 01:10:42,007 --> 01:10:44,882 I will. 806 01:10:45,007 --> 01:10:47,924 Drive past your house. 807 01:10:48,049 --> 01:10:50,549 And if. 808 01:10:50,674 --> 01:10:53,549 The lights are all down 809 01:10:53,674 --> 01:10:59,591 I'll see who's around... 810 01:10:59,716 --> 01:11:04,133 By the authority vested in me by the great state of New Jersey... 811 01:11:04,341 --> 01:11:07,216 ...in this blessed land of the US of A, 812 01:11:07,341 --> 01:11:10,800 I now pronounce you kids man and wife. 813 01:11:10,925 --> 01:11:14,133 You may kiss the lucky bride, son. 814 01:11:20,716 --> 01:11:23,884 Now your family and my family are one big family. 815 01:11:24,009 --> 01:11:26,175 It's how it was meant to be. 816 01:11:31,841 --> 01:11:33,758 Okay, one more. 817 01:11:54,342 --> 01:11:57,800 They're probably out lookin' for me by now. 818 01:11:58,717 --> 01:12:02,509 You're mine now. There's no more "them". 819 01:12:03,634 --> 01:12:08,759 How am I supposed to feel like this is real if I can't even tell anyone? 820 01:12:11,425 --> 01:12:14,468 We just have to wait a little bit. 821 01:12:15,759 --> 01:12:20,301 In a couple years, when we're both 18, we can tell everybody. 822 01:12:21,385 --> 01:12:23,968 That's not far away. 823 01:12:24,259 --> 01:12:27,301 That's just what's coming next. 824 01:13:09,427 --> 01:13:12,261 I need to see Willie Riggs. 825 01:13:12,427 --> 01:13:14,302 Who? 826 01:13:14,469 --> 01:13:18,761 Willie. William... Riggs. 827 01:13:19,218 --> 01:13:21,719 He's a black nurse with a green bird. 828 01:13:21,844 --> 01:13:23,219 And who are you? 829 01:13:23,344 --> 01:13:26,302 I'm Virginia. His girlfriend. 830 01:13:26,427 --> 01:13:29,761 Well, there's no Willie here anymore. 831 01:13:43,511 --> 01:13:45,303 Can I help you? 832 01:13:45,428 --> 01:13:47,386 My baby's comin'. 833 01:13:48,095 --> 01:13:50,012 You need to get him. 834 01:13:50,136 --> 01:13:52,345 I... I need him. 835 01:13:52,470 --> 01:13:56,803 The only Willie I know hasn't been here for quite a while. 836 01:14:00,011 --> 01:14:02,678 Are you all right? 837 01:14:06,095 --> 01:14:07,887 I'm gonna pop! 838 01:14:08,012 --> 01:14:11,137 I'm... I'm... I'm gonna pop! 839 01:14:15,512 --> 01:14:19,512 Don't touch me! Don't touch me! Don't touch me! 840 01:14:42,179 --> 01:14:44,013 Hi. 841 01:14:47,179 --> 01:14:50,512 Take me home. Please. 842 01:14:51,179 --> 01:14:53,679 They're trying to hurt me. 843 01:14:54,929 --> 01:14:58,221 They said you couldn't hardly breathe. 844 01:14:59,304 --> 01:15:03,137 - Maybe you need to go to a county hospital. - Please. 845 01:15:04,346 --> 01:15:05,388 Just take me home. 846 01:15:05,513 --> 01:15:07,638 Just take me home. 847 01:15:09,346 --> 01:15:11,138 Okay. 848 01:15:13,096 --> 01:15:15,763 Okay. We're goin' home. 849 01:15:33,513 --> 01:15:36,263 I lost my baby, Emmett. 850 01:15:39,181 --> 01:15:41,055 I know. 851 01:15:41,180 --> 01:15:43,055 Hey. 852 01:16:10,597 --> 01:16:14,847 You know that saying, "You can never go home again"? 853 01:16:15,681 --> 01:16:19,639 It started makin' a whole lot of sense after that weekend. 854 01:16:20,931 --> 01:16:23,306 In the 24 hours I was gone, 855 01:16:23,431 --> 01:16:26,639 Dale had ditched out on his bail and was hidin' out with Max, 856 01:16:26,764 --> 01:16:28,931 who'd gotten off for lack of evidence, 857 01:16:29,056 --> 01:16:31,973 and I bet was sweet on Dale. 858 01:16:33,182 --> 01:16:37,515 My ma, she would hardly get out of bed anymore. 859 01:16:39,598 --> 01:16:42,139 Show me some proof. 860 01:16:43,015 --> 01:16:46,515 Damn it, Emmett, I warned you. 861 01:16:46,890 --> 01:16:50,182 - What? - Betty, what's wrong with my ma? 862 01:16:51,681 --> 01:16:54,931 Come here. Sit down. 863 01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:01,682 Oh, fuck. 864 01:17:02,932 --> 01:17:08,182 Listen, Emmett, this is all hush-hush- double-pinky-swear kinda shit, okay? 865 01:17:15,182 --> 01:17:18,557 Your momma tried to rob my bank. Now I covered for her, 866 01:17:18,682 --> 01:17:22,224 but she came in there and made a circus out of it. 867 01:17:22,348 --> 01:17:24,641 Fuck you, Betty. What's really wrong with her? 868 01:17:24,766 --> 01:17:27,515 Well, there's all kinds of things really wrong with her, Em. 869 01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:30,641 Why's she so sick all the time? 870 01:17:32,849 --> 01:17:36,224 Maybe it's best if you ask her about all that yourself, okay? 871 01:17:36,516 --> 01:17:40,390 - You know she won't tell me. - Oh, lord, Em. 872 01:17:43,308 --> 01:17:45,183 Fuck. 873 01:17:46,350 --> 01:17:48,808 Okay. Well... 874 01:17:48,933 --> 01:17:51,517 All I know is that this lady came by here rantin' and ravin', 875 01:17:51,641 --> 01:17:54,725 and she's the one who told me, so I only know it from her. 876 01:17:54,850 --> 01:17:58,183 It's somethin' wrong with her lungs. 877 01:17:58,308 --> 01:18:02,308 Stuff's growin'... up in there. 878 01:18:03,308 --> 01:18:07,433 But, baby, all I know is that the next time I saw her, 879 01:18:07,558 --> 01:18:10,516 she was askin' for money like her life depended on it. 880 01:18:10,641 --> 01:18:12,725 And I tried like hell to help her, 881 01:18:12,850 --> 01:18:16,267 but she screws things up all the time. 882 01:18:16,767 --> 01:18:19,600 But that's not your fault. 883 01:18:19,933 --> 01:18:22,850 You gotta live your life now. 884 01:18:29,809 --> 01:18:31,892 I need some money. 885 01:18:33,850 --> 01:18:36,184 It's just things are... 886 01:18:36,350 --> 01:18:39,643 ...well, kinda tight for me right now. 887 01:18:46,851 --> 01:18:49,142 It's the moment a lot of people have been waiting for. 888 01:18:49,267 --> 01:18:51,725 It's a big day along the boardwalk. The Governor and Sheriff Tipton 889 01:18:51,850 --> 01:18:53,893 are expected to arrive any moment to address the crowd. 890 01:18:54,018 --> 01:18:55,893 A lot of the streets downtown are blocked off 891 01:18:56,017 --> 01:18:58,435 and the state right now has been... 892 01:19:09,351 --> 01:19:11,726 I'd be lyin' if I said I hadn't thought about it 893 01:19:11,851 --> 01:19:13,768 a million times before, 894 01:19:13,893 --> 01:19:16,726 every time I put that money in the slot at night. 895 01:19:16,851 --> 01:19:20,309 One day's take is all I needed to be home free. 896 01:19:20,435 --> 01:19:24,726 Get Jessie. Get my mom a doctor out in California. 897 01:19:24,852 --> 01:19:26,560 And hell, I knew better than anybody 898 01:19:26,685 --> 01:19:29,310 that Labour Day was the busiest day of the year. 899 01:19:29,435 --> 01:19:32,477 I got it, honey. Half hour. Go. 900 01:19:34,143 --> 01:19:35,477 Get outta here. 901 01:19:35,601 --> 01:19:37,602 And where would everybody be lookin'? 902 01:19:37,727 --> 01:19:39,935 At the future president. 903 01:19:40,060 --> 01:19:42,227 So I figured, if you're gonna do it, 904 01:19:42,352 --> 01:19:44,852 may as well do it right. 905 01:20:02,853 --> 01:20:04,810 Hey. 906 01:20:05,102 --> 01:20:07,061 Here you go. 907 01:20:07,186 --> 01:20:09,311 Thank you. 908 01:20:10,311 --> 01:20:14,477 Mrs. Tipton, your dress is as good as new. 909 01:20:17,019 --> 01:20:20,103 I'm going down to the stage, yeah. You need anything? 910 01:20:20,227 --> 01:20:23,811 No, I... I think we're all right. 911 01:20:24,019 --> 01:20:26,187 Thanks, Max. 912 01:20:26,811 --> 01:20:30,395 Ah, maybe I'll get you a surprise anyway. 913 01:20:32,686 --> 01:20:33,770 Goodbye. 914 01:20:33,895 --> 01:20:36,353 Bye, Max. 915 01:20:39,311 --> 01:20:40,478 Shin-Lee? 916 01:20:40,603 --> 01:20:43,020 Yes, Mrs. Tipton? 917 01:20:45,186 --> 01:20:47,895 What do they say about me? 918 01:20:48,895 --> 01:20:52,729 Roseanna, in a little town, everybody has too much to say. 919 01:20:52,853 --> 01:20:55,436 Don't worry yourself. 920 01:20:55,937 --> 01:20:58,353 Are they... jealous? 921 01:20:58,478 --> 01:21:00,312 No. 922 01:21:02,145 --> 01:21:04,729 Is it my personality? 923 01:21:07,854 --> 01:21:11,187 Shin-Lee, please tell me. 924 01:21:38,687 --> 01:21:41,937 We gotta hurry. I can't be late back from my break. 925 01:21:48,355 --> 01:21:50,479 I can't talk, otherwise they'll know it's me, so... 926 01:21:50,604 --> 01:21:52,771 - Can you read this? - Yeah. 927 01:21:52,897 --> 01:21:55,604 I'm not a complete fuckin' idiot. 928 01:21:58,147 --> 01:22:01,313 The Sheriff's Patrol have a gift for somebody like that. 929 01:22:01,438 --> 01:22:05,313 And that's a one-way ticket to the county jail. 930 01:22:11,772 --> 01:22:14,314 She having his baby. 931 01:23:28,023 --> 01:23:30,065 We're here at the boardwalk, where hundreds of people 932 01:23:30,189 --> 01:23:33,648 are anxiously awaiting the governor. We've just got word that he is on his way. 933 01:23:33,773 --> 01:23:36,690 He will be speaking here, along with Sheriff Tipton, 934 01:23:36,815 --> 01:23:40,648 who's running for State Senate. A local band is here... 935 01:24:22,691 --> 01:24:24,816 Why... 936 01:24:56,191 --> 01:25:00,859 Tipton, go to hell! Tipton, go to hell!... 937 01:25:03,192 --> 01:25:06,525 Hi. 938 01:25:07,942 --> 01:25:10,442 Where's your friend? 939 01:25:10,567 --> 01:25:13,151 You wanted both of us? 940 01:25:13,734 --> 01:25:16,025 I don't know. 941 01:25:16,484 --> 01:25:18,692 Can you do it alone? 942 01:25:19,317 --> 01:25:23,942 Well, are we... doing official church business... for real? 943 01:25:25,151 --> 01:25:27,442 What'd you think I was callin' you for? 944 01:25:27,567 --> 01:25:29,775 Hanky-panky? 945 01:25:55,193 --> 01:25:57,818 Oh, my God. Holy lord. 946 01:25:57,942 --> 01:26:00,068 Put the money in the bag! 947 01:26:07,693 --> 01:26:12,568 That's it. Move your ass. 948 01:26:12,693 --> 01:26:16,151 Yeah. Where's the rest, asshole? 949 01:26:16,277 --> 01:26:17,818 There's no money yet. 950 01:26:17,943 --> 01:26:20,401 Not in here. 951 01:26:35,027 --> 01:26:37,361 Make a drag. 952 01:26:40,068 --> 01:26:42,110 Drop. Make a drop. 953 01:26:42,236 --> 01:26:44,527 Now, asshole. 954 01:26:45,360 --> 01:26:46,902 Ladies and gentlemen, 955 01:26:47,027 --> 01:26:49,194 the governor of this great state... 956 01:26:49,319 --> 01:26:51,944 It's best if it's nice and quiet. 957 01:26:54,610 --> 01:26:57,444 Well, you know what's best. 958 01:27:03,736 --> 01:27:05,570 Wilma! 959 01:27:05,695 --> 01:27:08,945 - You ready for my break? - You need to make a deposit now. 960 01:27:09,070 --> 01:27:10,778 - But I've gotta do my count first. - No. 961 01:27:10,903 --> 01:27:13,819 Wilma, don't worry about counting it today. 962 01:27:13,944 --> 01:27:16,778 What the hell do you mean? 963 01:27:19,986 --> 01:27:22,903 I'm gonna make a drop, baby. 964 01:27:25,611 --> 01:27:29,861 Come on! Tipton, go to hell! 965 01:27:39,528 --> 01:27:41,821 Look out, look out. 966 01:28:31,988 --> 01:28:35,738 Oh, my God! They've got a gun! Oh, my God! 967 01:28:35,863 --> 01:28:38,029 Oh, my God, they've got a gun! 968 01:28:52,947 --> 01:28:55,196 Shit. 969 01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:05,321 Dale? 970 01:29:05,488 --> 01:29:09,406 - Drop your weapon. - Hold it right there! 971 01:29:10,655 --> 01:29:12,447 Drop it! 972 01:29:21,406 --> 01:29:23,781 Oh, fuck, I'm bleedin'! 973 01:29:23,906 --> 01:29:26,406 We have a shot fired on the boardwalk. 974 01:29:26,531 --> 01:29:29,322 - Shot fired at the suspect. - Max... 975 01:29:57,031 --> 01:29:58,365 Dear Heavenly Father, 976 01:29:58,489 --> 01:30:02,448 we come today and ask you for a blessing... 977 01:30:29,074 --> 01:30:30,824 Oh, God! No, please. 978 01:30:30,949 --> 01:30:34,491 Get in the closet. Now! Get in. 979 01:30:38,032 --> 01:30:42,116 - What the hell are you doin' in my dress? - Nothin'. 980 01:30:43,490 --> 01:30:45,074 It's a misunderstandin'. 981 01:30:45,199 --> 01:30:48,824 What the hell kinda misunderstandin', Emmett? 982 01:30:50,741 --> 01:30:52,740 - Hello? - V? 983 01:30:52,865 --> 01:30:55,240 There's 100 cops swarmin' outside. What the hell's going on? 984 01:30:55,365 --> 01:30:59,491 Hold on, Betty. Emmett, give me my gun. 985 01:30:59,657 --> 01:31:04,074 Emmett! Give me my gun and go take my dress off right now! 986 01:31:05,532 --> 01:31:07,658 Hello? 987 01:31:07,950 --> 01:31:09,032 Hey. 988 01:31:09,157 --> 01:31:11,074 Did you tell somebody about, you know... 989 01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:12,449 What? About what? 990 01:31:12,574 --> 01:31:15,533 That's right, V. Now, what the hell are you gonna do? 991 01:31:15,658 --> 01:31:17,908 I don't know. 992 01:31:18,033 --> 01:31:20,075 Well, Emmett just came home... 993 01:31:20,199 --> 01:31:23,241 and he's locked a Mormon boy up in the closet. 994 01:31:23,367 --> 01:31:26,324 Oh, shit, V. You have a hostage? 995 01:31:26,450 --> 01:31:29,158 Wait. Hold on. I got another call. 996 01:31:31,200 --> 01:31:33,825 - Yes? - Who is this? 997 01:31:34,367 --> 01:31:36,658 It's Virginia. Who's this? 998 01:31:36,783 --> 01:31:39,408 This is Officer Lee. I'm right outside. 999 01:31:39,533 --> 01:31:41,825 Are you alone in there? 1000 01:31:43,783 --> 01:31:45,991 Not really. 1001 01:31:46,450 --> 01:31:49,034 Who else is in there? 1002 01:31:49,742 --> 01:31:51,700 Ma'am. 1003 01:31:52,908 --> 01:31:56,325 Well... for starters... 1004 01:31:56,534 --> 01:31:57,909 ...there's a... 1005 01:31:58,033 --> 01:32:01,367 a Mormon boy in my closet. 1006 01:32:01,533 --> 01:32:05,950 Can you call me back in five minutes? I got someone on the other line. 1007 01:32:09,784 --> 01:32:11,742 What the fuck did you do? 1008 01:32:11,867 --> 01:32:14,701 We just gotta get out back. I know a way they won't catch us. 1009 01:32:14,826 --> 01:32:16,701 Oh, fuck. 1010 01:32:16,826 --> 01:32:18,867 Em. Emmett. 1011 01:32:18,992 --> 01:32:20,951 We're gettin' out of here. 1012 01:32:21,076 --> 01:32:23,742 Virginia, send out whoever you got in there 1013 01:32:23,867 --> 01:32:26,868 or we're gonna have to come in! 1014 01:32:30,076 --> 01:32:32,076 Go close up my suitcase. 1015 01:32:32,201 --> 01:32:35,535 I can't get the lock to lock. Go on. 1016 01:32:36,743 --> 01:32:39,284 The governor has left town and will not be attending 1017 01:32:39,409 --> 01:32:41,660 the local Labour Day barbecue as planned. 1018 01:32:41,784 --> 01:32:45,576 Police have shut down the stage area of the boardwalk indefinitely. 1019 01:32:45,701 --> 01:32:48,368 Now we're also hearing that police have surrounded 1020 01:32:48,493 --> 01:32:50,785 a small home near Oceana. 1021 01:32:57,035 --> 01:32:58,869 Mom? 1022 01:33:28,702 --> 01:33:31,744 Hi. Give me your clothes, quick like. 1023 01:33:31,869 --> 01:33:34,161 Come on, take 'em off. 1024 01:33:34,285 --> 01:33:36,453 If you could, my son's here now too, 1025 01:33:36,578 --> 01:33:40,285 so... I was wondering if... 1026 01:33:44,911 --> 01:33:48,994 Those underwear. Those are the magic blessed kind, right? 1027 01:33:49,911 --> 01:33:54,203 - They're not really magic. - Bull. You give me those, too. Come on. 1028 01:33:54,869 --> 01:33:59,453 So I was just wonderin'... 'Cause he's here now, my boy... 1029 01:34:00,370 --> 01:34:02,911 ...do you think you could say a little prayer for him, too? 1030 01:34:03,036 --> 01:34:06,245 - Yes, ma'am. - Okay. Thank you. 1031 01:34:06,370 --> 01:34:10,411 Okay, now put this on your head. Here's your tape. 1032 01:34:10,536 --> 01:34:13,662 You tape it around the neck so it don't come off. 1033 01:34:18,412 --> 01:34:21,661 Put those on. That's your disguise. 1034 01:34:22,204 --> 01:34:24,537 - You need to put some shoes on. - No, Emmett. 1035 01:34:24,662 --> 01:34:26,995 You put his clothes on. 1036 01:34:27,120 --> 01:34:29,495 Emmett, do as I say. 1037 01:34:30,454 --> 01:34:32,995 Emmett, do as I say. 1038 01:34:33,245 --> 01:34:34,829 Emmett, listen to me. 1039 01:34:34,954 --> 01:34:37,412 Come here. You put his clothes on right now. 1040 01:34:37,537 --> 01:34:39,329 You stop it! 1041 01:34:40,079 --> 01:34:41,912 You put those Mormon clothes on! 1042 01:34:42,038 --> 01:34:45,745 I was just trying to get us what we need so we can get to San Fran and... 1043 01:34:45,870 --> 01:34:50,912 That is not your job! That is my job! You're puttin' it in my face, 1044 01:34:51,037 --> 01:34:55,120 just like every other fucker out there puts it in my face! 1045 01:34:55,246 --> 01:34:59,454 I know I'm a shit-ass mom! I know that already! 1046 01:34:59,579 --> 01:35:01,663 No, you're not. 1047 01:35:02,246 --> 01:35:05,163 Don't you make me swat you again. 1048 01:35:05,454 --> 01:35:07,579 You put those goddamn clothes on. 1049 01:35:07,705 --> 01:35:10,330 Magic underwear first. 1050 01:35:26,413 --> 01:35:29,705 115, respond to Atlantic and Shore Drive. 1051 01:35:33,163 --> 01:35:34,955 115, copy. 1052 01:35:35,080 --> 01:35:37,371 And dear Lord, please let each of us 1053 01:35:37,497 --> 01:35:39,788 come out of this in one piece. 1054 01:35:39,913 --> 01:35:43,039 - And let our travels be safe. - That's it. 1055 01:35:43,163 --> 01:35:46,247 In the name of Jesus Christ, amen. 1056 01:35:46,372 --> 01:35:48,246 Amen. 1057 01:35:48,705 --> 01:35:51,247 Virginia, pick up the phone. 1058 01:35:51,372 --> 01:35:54,497 The Sheriff wants to talk to you. 1059 01:36:10,872 --> 01:36:12,330 Hello? 1060 01:36:12,455 --> 01:36:15,247 Hello, Virginia. 1061 01:36:15,414 --> 01:36:18,248 Well, it's been a long time, Dick. 1062 01:36:18,372 --> 01:36:22,248 I've been... meaning to call you. 1063 01:36:22,373 --> 01:36:24,873 Virgin... Virginia, what's going on? 1064 01:36:24,998 --> 01:36:28,456 This and that. 1065 01:36:30,165 --> 01:36:32,956 I became a real Mormon for you. 1066 01:36:33,081 --> 01:36:35,123 How about you? 1067 01:36:35,248 --> 01:36:39,039 Virginia, I need you to let whoever you've got in there come out. 1068 01:36:39,164 --> 01:36:40,998 Will you do that for me? 1069 01:36:41,123 --> 01:36:42,748 I wanna see you, Dick. 1070 01:36:42,873 --> 01:36:45,748 How about you come in here and talk with me for a little bit? 1071 01:36:45,873 --> 01:36:48,414 Yeah, as soon as they... Y'know, as soon as they come out, 1072 01:36:48,539 --> 01:36:51,498 we'll sit down and talk for a while. 1073 01:36:52,332 --> 01:36:54,498 Did you miss me? 1074 01:36:58,457 --> 01:37:00,873 Yeah. Yes, I did. 1075 01:37:04,706 --> 01:37:08,957 I've been thinkin' a lot about our future heaven babies. 1076 01:37:09,873 --> 01:37:12,332 I've decided they should be yellow. 1077 01:37:12,456 --> 01:37:14,624 Not like Shin-Lee-at-the-cleaners yellow, real yellow, 1078 01:37:14,749 --> 01:37:16,998 - like canaries. - Okay, Virginia. 1079 01:37:17,124 --> 01:37:20,373 We'll talk all about it as soon you let everyone go. 1080 01:37:20,707 --> 01:37:22,624 Okay. 1081 01:37:23,082 --> 01:37:26,332 - Give me a minute. - Yeah, one minute. 1082 01:37:27,499 --> 01:37:29,915 Hand me my purse. 1083 01:37:48,041 --> 01:37:51,207 You will be careful with yourself, won't you? 1084 01:37:51,708 --> 01:37:53,541 Yes. 1085 01:37:59,542 --> 01:38:02,167 Can I throw that away? 1086 01:38:18,542 --> 01:38:21,917 - I don't wanna do it like this. - You gotta get out of here, Emmett. 1087 01:38:22,041 --> 01:38:26,167 - We'll figure out the rest of it later, okay? - Where do we meet up? 1088 01:38:26,750 --> 01:38:30,083 Head out to California with your girl. 1089 01:38:30,209 --> 01:38:31,792 Find my sister, 1090 01:38:31,917 --> 01:38:34,916 go take pictures on that Golden Bridge in San Francisco. 1091 01:38:35,042 --> 01:38:37,583 You can mail 'em back to Betty and she'll find me, okay? 1092 01:38:37,708 --> 01:38:39,876 When are you comin'? 1093 01:38:40,001 --> 01:38:42,584 I'm comin' real soon. 1094 01:38:43,000 --> 01:38:47,000 You just let that girl of yours take care of you a little for now, okay? 1095 01:38:47,125 --> 01:38:50,334 You've earned that. I'll catch up. 1096 01:38:50,458 --> 01:38:54,000 - I don't want to. - Emmett... 1097 01:38:54,125 --> 01:38:56,542 If anything ever happened to you, 1098 01:38:56,667 --> 01:38:59,167 then I just might as well be dead. 1099 01:38:59,543 --> 01:39:01,834 Do you hear me? 1100 01:39:02,584 --> 01:39:04,751 So don't be a hero. 1101 01:39:04,876 --> 01:39:06,459 I want you to go out there 1102 01:39:06,585 --> 01:39:11,084 and I want you to make a break for it as soon as the coast is clear, okay? 1103 01:39:11,543 --> 01:39:13,335 Okay. 1104 01:39:13,460 --> 01:39:15,126 Now... 1105 01:39:15,252 --> 01:39:18,418 I made us some egg-salad sandwiches for the trip. 1106 01:39:18,543 --> 01:39:22,334 They're in the luggage. You can eat mine, too. 1107 01:39:26,210 --> 01:39:28,626 I love you, Mom. 1108 01:39:29,209 --> 01:39:31,751 I love you. 1109 01:39:33,793 --> 01:39:37,043 We're peas and carrots, you and me. 1110 01:39:38,127 --> 01:39:40,543 Peas and carrots. 1111 01:39:51,377 --> 01:39:53,044 Okay. 1112 01:39:53,168 --> 01:39:55,168 Now you get outta here. 1113 01:39:55,294 --> 01:39:57,585 Hey, let's go. 1114 01:41:13,212 --> 01:41:16,296 Don't do it, Dick-lick. 1115 01:41:24,670 --> 01:41:26,837 Cut it out. 1116 01:42:41,506 --> 01:42:42,880 Go ahead, 413. 1117 01:42:43,006 --> 01:42:45,838 We have a deceased white female. 1118 01:42:46,547 --> 01:42:49,672 Request coroner on the scene. 1119 01:42:53,797 --> 01:42:57,214 Copy that, 413. 1428. 1120 01:43:50,965 --> 01:43:54,923 All the police and reporters were too busy lookin' at my mom, 1121 01:43:55,049 --> 01:43:56,715 the lady everybody thinks 1122 01:43:56,840 --> 01:44:00,424 kept the governor from stickin' around for a barbecue. 1123 01:44:00,549 --> 01:44:03,298 I just started runnin' towards Jessie's house. 1124 01:44:09,133 --> 01:44:11,840 I just wanted to see her one more time. 1125 01:44:14,382 --> 01:44:18,341 But it looks like they'll be getting me now, too. 1126 01:44:21,049 --> 01:44:23,840 - Keep those cameras away. - Yes, sir. 1127 01:44:30,716 --> 01:44:32,841 Willie... 1128 01:44:33,216 --> 01:44:37,174 Did the Mormons have it right about me going to heaven? 1129 01:44:38,799 --> 01:44:42,592 I got baptized by the Catholics, and saved by the Baptists, too, 1130 01:44:42,716 --> 01:44:46,008 so that's gotta count for somethin'. 1131 01:44:49,467 --> 01:44:52,299 I fucked up again, Willie. 1132 01:44:53,842 --> 01:44:58,717 He's the only thing I ever wanted to do right in my whole life. 1133 01:44:59,049 --> 01:45:01,509 I fucked him up. 1134 01:45:02,342 --> 01:45:04,134 No. 1135 01:45:04,675 --> 01:45:07,342 You know what I think? 1136 01:45:08,092 --> 01:45:09,925 I'd say that... 1137 01:45:10,050 --> 01:45:11,592 for the next 30 minutes, 1138 01:45:11,717 --> 01:45:13,259 Mr. Sheriff Tipton... 1139 01:45:13,384 --> 01:45:15,383 is gonna look like a good lawman. 1140 01:45:15,508 --> 01:45:17,467 Lawman with heart. 1141 01:45:17,592 --> 01:45:20,925 And all those reporters are gonna head over to his house, 1142 01:45:21,050 --> 01:45:23,384 where the governor was supposed to have his barbeque, 1143 01:45:23,509 --> 01:45:26,384 and they're going to find his wife high as a kite, 1144 01:45:26,508 --> 01:45:28,926 and she is gonna be spreadin' those dirty pictures 1145 01:45:29,051 --> 01:45:31,342 all over the front lawn. 1146 01:45:38,842 --> 01:45:41,175 And your boy... 1147 01:45:42,217 --> 01:45:44,510 ...he's gonna be all right. 1148 01:45:44,634 --> 01:45:46,968 Yes. Yes, he is. 1149 01:46:08,759 --> 01:46:10,384 And those two love birds 1150 01:46:10,509 --> 01:46:13,301 are gonna get a place together right out there by the ocean, 1151 01:46:13,427 --> 01:46:14,885 right up under that Golden Bridge, 1152 01:46:15,010 --> 01:46:19,510 and make perfect, happy babies. Lots of 'em. 1153 01:46:20,010 --> 01:46:22,426 How's that sound? 1154 01:46:26,343 --> 01:46:27,927 How about you... 1155 01:46:28,052 --> 01:46:31,343 How about you try and get some sleep now? 1156 01:46:34,010 --> 01:46:35,885 Okay. 1157 01:46:37,802 --> 01:46:40,344 You did fine today. 1158 01:46:42,552 --> 01:46:45,177 Just fine.