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This is our masterpiece.

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It brings a tear to my eye.

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Vandals!

4
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Let's get them!

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That hurt.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the press...

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...welcome to
the International Space Place.

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We at the Space Place
are proud to announce today...

9
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...that the long-awaited mission to Mars
mission is ready to be launched.

10
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We intend to prove positively...

11
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...that there is no life on the planet Mars.

12
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As you are all certainly aware, a mission
of this expense is very expensive.

13
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We just wouldn't shoot two knuckleheads
up there to try and hit Mars.

14
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No, sir. Hours of serious thought
have gone into this undertaking.

15
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And now let me introduce
our intrepid space travelers...

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...the only men we could find
that were bold enough to overlook...

17
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...certain shortcomings
and volunteer for this first-ever...

18
00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:28,001
...manned mission to Mars.

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I give you Majors Biff Buzzard
and Buzz Blister.

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Ladies and gentlemen...

21
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...the myth of little green men
will soon be put to rest.

22
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Little green men!

23
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Aliens. Real aliens.

24
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Hello.

25
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Welcome to Earth.

26
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We hope you have come in peace.

27
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Hey, wait a minute. They aren't aliens.

28
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Hey. You're right!

29
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It's a cat.

30
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And a mouse.

31
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Get them!

32
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,201
Get them!

33
00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,901
Now, watch as I simply add
a single drop of water...

34
00:13:00,935 --> 00:13:05,001
...to this powdered pizza dinner, and:

35
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:14,501
Delicious. Just like Mom tried to make.

36
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Get the stuff loaded
onto the rocket immediately.

37
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,401
What is going on here?

38
00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:23,001
Well, sir, these here
dehydrated dinners...

39
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...exploded, and we don't
really know why.

40
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,866
Well, obviously, they've been rehydrated.

41
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:33,601
Yes. Well, sir, as near as we can tell,
the dinners got wet.

42
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Yes, that's what rehydrated means!

43
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Okay? And got wet real fast.

44
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:42,001
And then it just sort of
went, well, kablooey.

45
00:14:42,035 --> 00:14:45,501
Look. Things just don't go kablooey
on their own.

46
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Things go kablooey
for a reason.

47
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,901
There has to be a reason for things
going kablooey. Find that reason.

48
00:14:50,935 --> 00:14:53,601
Or, gentlemen, you will go kablooey!

49
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Yes, sir!

50
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Hey, a mouse!

51
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Mouse in the house!

52
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Get him! Catch him!

53
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I don't want to go kablooey...

54
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A mouse! Commander,
we have a mouse in the house!

55
00:15:12,035 --> 00:15:14,966
Yes, we know, doctor.

56
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,101
Perhaps that pussycat
can be of use to us.

57
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:22,501
Science has shown that cats harbor
an instinctive dislike for mice...

58
00:15:22,535 --> 00:15:23,901
...and rodents in general.

59
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,066
Good thinking, Dr. Gluckman.

60
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:29,966
Gentlemen, we need to
get that pussycat back.

61
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Perhaps this rehydrated fish
can be of use, sir.

62
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Okay, now, Earl, don't scare him off.

63
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Just take it slow. Take it slow.

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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!

65
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Grab him.

66
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We have a job for you, Mr. Pussycat.

67
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:05,901
Yeah, this is your big day.

68
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:13,901
Mr. Pussycat, with this job
comes an awesome responsibility.

69
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Are you up to it?

70
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:22,601
We have a mouse.
And it's up to you, Mr. Pussycat, to...

71
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...eliminate him.

72
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Do it for Earth, my boy... Pussycat.

73
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Do it for the greater good.
Do it for science.

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00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,301
What was that?
- I don't know.

75
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,766
Maybe one of the guys
dropped a wrench.

76
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,251
Boy, this is gonna be the easiest
20 bucks we've ever made.

77
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Imagine anyone thinking that
there's such a thing as Martians.

78
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Well, I wouldn't be scared if we, you know,
met up with some real Martians.

79
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Well, I wouldn't either.

80
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,201
Okay, men, we are just about ready
to begin countdown.

81
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Everything all set, up there?

82
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,601
- Yes, sir.
 - Roger that.

83
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Prepare ignition procedure.

84
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:15,801
I have to go the little astronauts' room.

85
00:20:15,835 --> 00:20:17,801
You should have gone before we...

86
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- I know. My kidney weighs 20 pounds.
 - How many times do I have to tell you?

87
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Okay, you two, knock it off.

88
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 - This is serious.
- No, for real, I have to go.

89
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Eight, seven, six, five...

90
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Blast off!

91
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All systems go on our end.

92
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All systems go here as well.

93
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We are ready to jettison first-stage rocket
on your command, commander.

94
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I love this part.

95
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You are clear to jettison initial stage.

96
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:30,901
This a breeze, Buzz.

97
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,501
All systems are go.

98
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,951
Congratulations, gentlemen,
you are now leaving Earth's atmosphere.

99
00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:43,701
Zero gravity should commence
right about...

100
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...now!

101
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,201
It's an air leak.

102
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Radiation shields up.
Planetary arbitration disks online.

103
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,101
Backup marine velocity centrometer.

104
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,601
Repositioning flap cables.
Ion gauges tour-ready...

105
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:06,001
Back up.

106
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:08,801
It's the window in the second stage.
It's broken.

107
00:24:08,835 --> 00:24:10,501
Quick. Shut the emergency hatch.

108
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,701
Boy, that was a close one.

109
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,901
Too close. Should I engage
the artificial gravity now?

110
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:38,001
Sure. All this floating around
makes me nauseous.

111
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Sir, somehow the rocket's trajectory
has been discombobulated.

112
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Discombobulated.

113
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If isn't corrected, the rocket will crash
into the sun and be vaporized.

114
00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:27,701
I don't think the men will like this.
Maybe we can put it to them nicely.

115
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:43,401
Hey, aren't we supposed to be
heading for the big red dot?

116
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Hey, yeah. Something's wrong.

117
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Yeah, I'll say.

118
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Hello, boys.

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- Hi, commander.
- Hi, commander.

120
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,701
Listen, I don't want to
alarm you fellas...

121
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,301
...but we have a teensy-weensy
little problem.

122
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:12,701
It seems that the trajectory of the rocket
has gone a little bit...

123
00:26:12,735 --> 00:26:14,701
Well, a little bit funny.

124
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,666
 - Funny?
- Yes, that's right, funny.

125
00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:20,866
And it seems that if it's not corrected...

126
00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:25,401
...you two will crash into the sun
and you will be vaporized.

127
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,166
You mean, we're gonna crash?

128
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,801
That doesn't sound very funny to me.

129
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:33,401
And me without my sunblock.

130
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:35,951
One of you will have to
go outside the ship...

131
00:26:35,985 --> 00:26:38,401
...open the fuse box and, well...

132
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,101
Jiggle the wire on the thingy!

133
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,801
You mean that antenna thingy, sir?

134
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:45,801
Yes, that's it, the antenna thingy.

135
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,501
Rock beats a laser gun, right?

136
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:11,901
No. No, it doesn't.

137
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,801
Well, you win. You're just too good, Biff.
You always win.

138
00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:19,601
- Well, then, out you go.
- Right. That'll teach you.

139
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,101
- Hey, wait a minute.
- Come on, man, hurry up.

140
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,301
I don't wanna crash into the sun.

141
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,001
I'm hurrying.

142
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,101
Uh-oh.

143
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,301
What's "uh-oh" mean?

144
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,801
Somehow, we're going to light speed.

145
00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:48,401
Open this...

146
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,601
Mother of pearl!

147
00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:57,801
Can't reach lever.

148
00:27:58,700 --> 00:28:00,701
Make it stop!

149
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,601
Mommy!

150
00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:36,901
Well, men, there she is.

151
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,801
 - What?
 - Mars.

152
00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:42,701
 - Where?
 - The big red thing underneath you.

153
00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:46,801
- Oh, that. Yes, wow.
- Oh, that. Yes, wow.

154
00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:50,701
Yes, "wow" is right.
So the big moment is here, everybody.

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00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:55,666
Okay, prepare the lander.

156
00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:58,601
You know, maybe we should
wait a minute or two.

157
00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:02,466
Yeah, you know,
just to sort of get used to this.

158
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:05,901
 - Yeah.
- Get in that lander, you two knuckleheads!

159
00:29:05,935 --> 00:29:09,001
Or we might just decide
to leave you up there.

160
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,801
Well, here we are, Biff.

161
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:15,601
The first men on Mars.

162
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:25,701
Well, we're not exactly on Mars yet.

163
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,401
No, but we will be, in a second.

164
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:31,901
This doesn't look anything
like the Mars we see in movies.

165
00:30:31,935 --> 00:30:35,301
Yes, chum, this is nothing like
the angry red planet.

166
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,401
I don't see any monsters.

167
00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:39,701
I was looking forward
to battling monsters.

168
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,601
This is more boring
than shopping with your wife.

169
00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:44,401
Doesn't look like much, does it?

170
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:48,101
Just as we thought,
a completely lifeless hulk.

171
00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:54,901
So who wants to be
the first man on Mars, you?

172
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,501
Congratulations.

173
00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:02,201
Very funny.

174
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:52,801
Astonishing. Zillions of dollars spent.

175
00:31:52,835 --> 00:31:56,101
Massive amounts
of research and training.

176
00:31:56,200 --> 00:32:00,601
All geared toward answering
man's most compelling of questions:

177
00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:04,301
Are we alone?

178
00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:09,201
Well, sort of looks like it,
for the moment, anyway.

179
00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:14,901
No. I mean, is humanity alone, here,
among the vastness of space?

180
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:19,901
Are we to find other life amongst
this inconceivable immensity of galaxies...

181
00:32:19,935 --> 00:32:24,701
...and clusters of galaxies and clusters
of clusters which are speeding apart...

182
00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:28,401
...into the ever-expanding distance?
Is mankind all there is?

183
00:32:28,435 --> 00:32:30,701
And what is man really, Buzz?

184
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:36,301
I'll tell you. We are a recently developed
scurf on the epidermis...

185
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,201
...of one of the satellites
of a star in the arm...

186
00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:42,366
...of an average galaxy,
amidst the lesser clusters...

187
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,501
...among the thousands
catapulting apart, which took form...

188
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,301
...some 15 billion years ago
as a consequence...

189
00:32:48,335 --> 00:32:51,401
...of an inconceivable preternatural event.

190
00:32:51,435 --> 00:32:53,101
Right.

191
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,401
I don't see a thing,
if that's what you mean.

192
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:01,701
Nope. Guess that answers that question.
Let's hit it.

193
00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:56,501
Ubu! No!

194
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,201
It's very rude to point laser guns
at strangers.

195
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:19,866
Peep, what have you found?

196
00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:23,601
What do you make
of this strange creature, Grob?

197
00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:27,901
Doesn't look like
he's from around here.

198
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,701
He might taste good.

199
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:33,901
True. In the right sauce,
he might make a fine main course...

200
00:38:33,935 --> 00:38:35,701
...for His Royal Martian Majesty.

201
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:39,201
No, you fools. Look closer.

202
00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:44,501
Does he not resemble the figure
from the ancient scrolls?

203
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,701
Great bouncing Squitsnarfuls,
Grob is right.

204
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:52,901
He looks just like the Great Gloop.
You know, the brave Skweep Squeezer...

205
00:38:52,935 --> 00:38:55,201
...from Planus Nine.

206
00:38:55,700 --> 00:39:01,201
The one of who it is said will bring
great wisdom to our people.

207
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:08,351
I don't think so.
I think he's just a cute alien.

208
00:39:08,385 --> 00:39:12,901
If he is, that means
the ancient prophecies are right.

209
00:39:12,935 --> 00:39:14,701
What joy.

210
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:18,866
At last, the Great Gloop has come.

211
00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:23,301
If so, we must take him back
to the palace and pay homage to him.

212
00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:27,001
Yeah, okay.
I'm not exactly certain he's...

213
00:39:27,035 --> 00:39:29,301
All hail the Great Gloop!

214
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,701
Hail! Hail! Hail!

215
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,301
We must bring him to King Thingg.

216
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,201
And so we shall.

217
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,766
We must move quickly.

218
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:50,201
Soon the Martian desert
will be crawling with Pootsnarfuls...

219
00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:54,101
...and many other unsavory creatures
of night. It will not be safe.

220
00:39:54,135 --> 00:39:57,666
Come. We have gone too far.
We have time to lose.

221
00:39:57,700 --> 00:40:01,101
I mean, come, we have far to go,
we have no time to lose.

222
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,401
That's better.

223
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:05,101
Oh, "smegnar." I always mess that up.

224
00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:13,501
A Pootsnarful! After it!

225
00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:18,101
It has the Great Gloop and Peep!
We must save them!

226
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:48,901
Careful! Do not shoot!
You may hit Peep or the Great Gloop.

227
00:40:48,935 --> 00:40:51,501
Well, what should we do?

228
00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:37,301
You saved me.

229
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,801
Sorry about that, Great Gloop.

230
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,201
Behold, Great Gloop...

231
00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:07,101
...our fair Martian city, Toledo.

232
00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:22,866
Who goes there? Friend...

233
00:42:22,900 --> 00:42:24,966
...or not a friend?
 - Friend.

234
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:29,101
It is I, Grob. I have great news
for His Highness, King Thingg...

235
00:42:29,135 --> 00:42:31,501
...and must have
an immediate audience.

236
00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:56,601
My favorite Martians...

237
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:03,266
...I present to you his supreme majesty...

238
00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:09,601
...the imperious ruler of the red planet,
keeper of the Squink-diddlies of Sprong...

239
00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:15,201
...holder of the scepter of Fleebis,
and all-around swell guy...

240
00:43:15,235 --> 00:43:18,101
...King Thingg!

241
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,601
King Thingg!

242
00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:52,001
Workman's comp...

243
00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:56,501
I've fallen, and I can't rule.

244
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,401
Make it stop. Make it stop.

245
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,001
Must put in elevator.

246
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,201
My crown...

247
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,801
Bruising. Bruise. Painful. Broken bones.

248
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,801
I meant to do that.

249
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,301
I believe him to be the Great Gloop...

250
00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:27,601
...the one spoken of in the ancient scrolls.

251
00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:33,000
You are correct, Grob.
It is he, the Great Gloop.

252
00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:38,201
The Great Gloop has returned to us.

253
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,001
At last! What a great day.

254
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,301
Let the celebration begin.

255
00:45:59,001 --> 00:46:03,201
In exchange for the infinite wisdom
you will bring to us...

256
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:08,301
...we offer you these gifts.

257
00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:12,701
Sire...

258
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,051
How dare you interrupt the royal feast.

259
00:46:16,585 --> 00:46:21,301
I'm sorry, sire, but a giant
has infiltrated the walls of the city.

260
00:46:22,100 --> 00:46:25,301
Is this a joke?
There are no such things as giants!

261
00:46:28,300 --> 00:46:30,066
A giant!

262
00:47:44,900 --> 00:47:46,801
Fellow Martians!

263
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,001
Because this fuzzy giant monster
has made a shambles...

264
00:47:50,025 --> 00:47:54,061
...of our lovely city, he will be dumped
in the hole with Ted...

265
00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:57,366
...the flesh-eating lava-dweller.

266
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:06,101
The Great Gloop will be given
the honor of pulling the lever...

267
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:10,401
...sending this destructive
and fuzzy giant to his doom.

268
00:48:12,300 --> 00:48:15,701
You may pull this when ready,
Great Gloop.

269
00:48:20,735 --> 00:48:24,801
 - Just give it a pull.
 - Wait. Hold it. Stop.

270
00:48:25,835 --> 00:48:28,101
This is not the Great Gloop.

271
00:48:29,250 --> 00:48:31,101
He is an impostor.

272
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,701
What do you mean?

273
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,301
They are aliens.

274
00:48:35,700 --> 00:48:37,101
From... From Earth.

275
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,366
 - Earth?
 - Earthlings?

276
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:42,401
 - Aliens.
 - Aliens.

277
00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:46,101
Nonsense! There is no life on Earth.
Is there?

278
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,801
Apparently so, my king.

279
00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:53,901
You see, a spacecraft was detected
on our scopes earlier.

280
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,666
It landed, and stayed only long enough
to drop these two invaders off.

281
00:48:58,700 --> 00:49:02,701
They must be the first wave
of an invasion.

282
00:49:02,735 --> 00:49:06,301
One pretends to be the Great Gloop,
and the other destroys our city.

283
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,701
So try to take over Mars, will you...

284
00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:11,301
...Earthling?

285
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,701
They're getting away.

286
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:21,601
Peep is a traitor.
She helped the invaders escape.

287
00:50:34,635 --> 00:50:36,401
Okay. That's all right.

288
00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:37,101
You're welcome. No, that's...

289
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,951
That's okay...
Okay, you're welcome. Okay.

290
00:50:41,985 --> 00:50:45,001
Look, I know my people are going to plan
an invasion of your planet in retaliation.

291
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,101
We have to get you back there
so you can warn them.

292
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:51,301
We'll have to sneak back to the city
and steal a saucer.

293
00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:55,201
Can either of you pilot
a flying saucer?

294
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:01,001
Well, that figures. Okay, come on.

295
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,101
We'd better hurry. Follow me.

296
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,101
Today, we invade Earth.

297
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,166
Prepare the saucers.

298
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,401
We've got to get into
one of those saucers.

299
00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:22,701
All pilots report to your saucers
and prepare for liftoff.

300
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,701
Our target, Earth!

301
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:31,801
Okay, boys, this is it.
The fate of your home planet is at stake.

302
00:51:34,830 --> 00:51:38,301
There's our saucer. Let's go.

303
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:12,401
Close the hatch.
We gotta get out of here fast.

304
00:52:12,435 --> 00:52:14,201
Press that one.

305
00:52:14,300 --> 00:52:16,101
No, not that...

306
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:55,101
Oh, launch the Invince-a-tron.

307
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:03,901
Get that thing fixed!

308
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,801
Mission control, this is Mars One.

309
00:53:09,100 --> 00:53:11,401
We are entering the atmosphere now.

310
00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:14,601
Well, men, they should be
landing any second.

311
00:53:32,100 --> 00:53:37,501
You guys need a maid.

312
00:53:57,500 --> 00:54:01,601
What's that noise?

313
00:54:02,100 --> 00:54:04,501
Oh, an asteroid field.

314
00:54:05,300 --> 00:54:08,701
An asteroid field?!

315
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:13,101
Remind me never to let you drive again.

316
00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:36,201
Okay.

317
00:54:48,900 --> 00:54:52,601
Well, it's about time, general.

318
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,501
Come on!

319
00:55:24,035 --> 00:55:27,601
And so, ladies and gentlemen of the press,
without further delay...

320
00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:30,901
...I give you Buzz Blister
and Biff Buzzard...

321
00:55:31,035 --> 00:55:35,701
...the brave astronauts who made
this mission the success that it was.

322
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,101
Gentlemen?

323
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,466
So is there life on Mars?

324
00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:45,401
Say, do we have to worry
about an invasion...

325
00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:47,601
...of extraterrestrial alien Martians
from outer space?

326
00:55:48,700 --> 00:55:51,101
I'm here to tell you all,
my inquisitive friends...

327
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,801
...once and for all, there is absolutely...

328
00:55:54,100 --> 00:55:58,601
...unequivocally, no life on Mars.

329
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:02,201
Martians?!

330
00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:11,301
Say, these are tiny.

331
00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:14,501
He's right. Look, it's like a toy.

332
00:56:16,535 --> 00:56:21,901
What could this little thing possibly do
to a big, strong astronaut like me?

333
00:56:22,300 --> 00:56:26,101
All we need are some fly swatters
to combat this alien menace.

334
00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:31,701
Say, they're kind of cute.

335
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,001
Biff! Speak to me, chum.

336
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,101
No!

337
00:56:57,135 --> 00:57:00,101
Come on, Gluckman!
You're a scientist. What do we do?

338
00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:02,866
I... I don't know.

339
00:57:02,900 --> 00:57:05,901
This is unprecedented.

340
00:57:06,100 --> 00:57:10,001
Come on, use that brain of yours,
you worthless egghead!

341
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:44,766
Earthlings!

342
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,101
Is this thing on?

343
00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:55,401
Earthlings, we are taking over
your planet.

344
00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:57,801
Right. Now, listen up.

345
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,201
We Martians are in charge now, and...

346
00:58:08,100 --> 00:58:11,601
Get that saucer's number.

347
00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:30,801
 But who?
 Why?

348
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,201
What?

349
00:58:33,700 --> 00:58:34,601
Hey.

350
00:58:36,700 --> 00:58:40,001
- It's that crazy pussycat.
- Yeah, and he caught the mouse.

351
00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:42,901
Two mice.

352
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:46,201
Wait a minute. She's one of them!

353
00:58:50,700 --> 00:58:52,301
Reintegrate them with this.

354
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,001
Trust me.

355
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,701
Biff! They've saved us.

356
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:35,101
So they did.
Maybe Martians aren't so bad after all.

357
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:45,301
It's the Invince-a-tron!

358
01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:23,001
It's using its vacuum.
Quick, back to the saucer!

359
01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:32,501
Wait. Don't leave us here.

360
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,001
Stop! Wait for us!

361
01:00:40,300 --> 01:00:44,801
We'll press charges,
you Martian menace!

362
01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:40,901
Thanks.

363
01:01:43,435 --> 01:01:46,301
Now, let's head right for him!

364
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:09,401
Ready?

365
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:15,701
Here we go!

366
01:05:18,735 --> 01:05:20,301
I'm alive! I'm a...

367
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:03,201
Mr. Pussycat, Mr. Mouse
and Miss Martian...

368
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:06,401
...how can we ever repay you?

369
01:07:06,435 --> 01:07:09,701
The entire planet owes you
a debt of gratitude.

370
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:20,001
If not for your ultra-neato strategy
and "braverosity"...

371
01:07:20,035 --> 01:07:23,201
You know what I mean.
All would have been lost.

372
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:28,001
Okay, on behalf of all of these people
on Earth, I thank you.

373
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:29,801
Here's a Hummer.

374
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,501
Hey, need a lift?

375
01:08:22,035 --> 01:08:25,501
 - You and your big mouth.
 - Yeah?

376
01:08:25,692 --> 01:08:28,301
How'd you like a free trip to Mars?

377
01:08:28,477 --> 01:08:30,704
I already had one, thanks!

381
01:10:11,577 --> 01:10:30,104
adjusted timing by Lê Dũng Sỹ 
May, 2010