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Mr. Dobson,

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it's time for us to do what
the Good Lord would refer to

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as a "cleansing of the wicked,"

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and what my brother George,
God rest his soul,

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used to call
"100% Alabama ass kickin'."

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So you think we're gonna
die here today?

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Dying's not an option.
Now, you stick that back

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in that gray matter of yours
and you make that stick,

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'cause any other thought's
gonna get you cold-slabbed,

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toe-tagged and mailed home to your
mom in a plastic bag. Are we crystal?

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- Crystal, sir.
- Gentlemen!

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Let's do what
God made us to do.

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This is Sheriff John Quincey Wydell...

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of the Ruggsville County
Sheriffs Department.

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You're completely surrounded!

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You have no chance of escape!

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Now would be the time
to vacate the premises peacefully.

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There's a million
fucking cops!

19
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Come on.

20
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Otis, the fucking pigs
are everywhere!

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- Tell me something I don't know!
- We've gotta do something!

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You're completely surrounded.
You have no chance of escape.

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Can't take the car,
about 25 pigs.

24
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I know, I know!
Shit fuck shit fuck!

25
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Shit.
Where the fuck is Tiny?

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- I ain't seen Tiny.
- Tiny!

27
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- I think he went out last night.
- Everybody shut up!

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Mama, what's the matter?

29
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I keep thinking
about... old times...

30
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like when you was
a fuckin' baby.

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- You looked like an angel.
- I know, Mama.

32
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- You told me that a million times.
- Yeah.

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Gentlemen!

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On the count of three!

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- Ready?
- Yeah.

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- One!
- I love you, Mama.

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- I love you, Baby.
- Two!

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Let's go.

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Three!

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Fucking pigs!

41
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Stupid motherfucker!

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Die, you fuckers!

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- You okay?!
- Yeah, are you?

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Fuck!

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- Ready?
- Yeah yeah yeah, go go!

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Wydell:
Man down!

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- Hold your fire!
- Hold your fire!

48
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Dobson! Get some tear-gas
in that house!

49
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Sir!

50
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Mama!

51
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Let's go! Let's go!

52
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Do not fucking move!

53
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I advise you
to lower that weapon.

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I'm sorry, Sheriff,

55
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but you ain't gettin' me.

56
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Looks like you ain't
gettin' off that easy,

57
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huh, bitch?

58
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All right, everybody listen up.

59
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I want this place gone over
with a fine-tooth comb.

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Wherever these fuckers are,

61
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- they gotta be close.
- I am standing outside the perimeter

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of what is turning out to be
the most horrific crime scene

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since Jack the Ripper
stalked the streets of London.

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What police have uncovered
reads like this...

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words can't describe it...

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"Human skulls
used as ornaments,

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body parts stuffed
in refrigerators. "

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And I can't believe
what it says here:

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"A mass grave
of decomposing bodies

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dumped under the crawlspace
of the house. "

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Hey, Chief, you might wanna
check this out.

72
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- What?
- I don't know.

73
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Jesus H Christ.

74
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Motherfucker.

75
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What, you recognize the clown?

76
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Yeah, his name is Spaulding,

77
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Captain fucking Spaulding.

78
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Oh, yeah! Ooh, yes!
Gimme... give it to me!

79
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- Yeah.
- Yeah yeah.

80
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Yeah, ride the horse, baby!
Ride it!

81
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Ride it! Yeah yeah yeah.

82
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God! Oh, yeah, honey.
Oh-ho!

83
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- Give it to me.

84
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- Oh, yeah. Yeah! Oh, yeah!
- You're the captain.

85
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- Come on, baby.
- Yeah yeah yeah...

86
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Oh, ride me, baby.
Ride it, ride it.

87
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Ride it!
Feels so good!

88
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Yeah! Yes, give it!
Give it up! Give it!

89
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Give it, give it!
Yeah! Oh!

90
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Come on, baby, ride it home!
Yeah yeah yeah...

91
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- Yes! Yeah!
- Yeah, oh!

92
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Ah! Oh, honey!

93
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You gettin'
a good ride tonight.

94
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Next time, you gonna
have to pay me.

95
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Did you just call me
a fucking whore?

96
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Well, I calls 'em
like I sees 'em.

97
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Really?

98
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You think I'm
a fucking whore?

99
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I don't think it,
I know it.

100
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- Whore this, fucker.
- Hey hey hey hey!

101
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Come on now, baby,
hold on.

102
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I'm just messing with ya.
You know us clowns,

103
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we like to just fool around
a bunch, you know? Come on.

104
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- Yeah.
- Laugh.

105
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Clown... laugh!

106
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Poopy.

107
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What's the matter,
bad dream?

108
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Yeah, 50-50.

109
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You want to fool
around some more?

110
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Oh, Jesus Christ, woman,
I gotta take a piss.

111
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- No.
- Didn't you get enough ass-banging

112
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last night?
God damn it, my dick is still sore.

113
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- Oh, come on, I'm horny.
- No.

114
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Most guys like
that quality in a girl.

115
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Yeah, except you acting like some
kinda spastic mongoloid in heat.

116
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- Fuckin' bitch.
- Hurry!

117
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Spaulding: Ah...

118
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Where is it?

119
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Just calm down,
it'll be on in a minute.

120
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Ah! Ha ha!
There it is!

121
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Oh-ho-ho-ho!

122
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- Yeah.
- You look so sexy.

123
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Captain Spaulding again. I'm here to
tell you about a brand-new attraction.

124
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Mary... the monkey.
Oh yeah, that's right.

125
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- Ha! That fuckin' monkey.
- This here little monkey

126
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...is half real human, half monkey...
- I love that monkey.

127
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...I brought all the way
from the wilds of Borneo.

128
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When y'all come in, make sure you bring
little Johnny and Suzie with you.

129
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She'll scare
the holy guacamole out of 'em.

130
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Ha ha! And remember
while you're down here,

131
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pick up a "Captain Spaulding
for president" T-shirt

132
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all shapes and...

133
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Hey, what the fuck is this?

134
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I paid good money for
this goddamn commercial!

135
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Sheriff, "News Update,"
what is the situation now?

136
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The situation?

137
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Now what?
God damn it!

138
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- What are you...
- Yeah, what?

139
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- Daddy, you gotta get outta there.
- Why?

140
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- The pigs hit us this morning real bad.
- Shut the fuck up!

141
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- They're gonna be coming for you too.
- All right, just calm down.

142
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I'll meet you at the Kahiki Palms Motel
just like we always planned.

143
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- Yeah, okay.
- I'll be there as soon as I can.

144
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All right,
just go now.

145
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Poopy!

146
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What do you need a gun for?
Where are we going?

147
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- You ain't going nowhere, bitch.
- Oh, Poopy!

148
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Get outta my fuckin' way!

149
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If you're out there listening to this,
I got a message for ya.

150
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I'm coming to get ya.
You can't run forever.

151
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You're gonna have to stop
somewhere, sometime, and when you do

152
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I'm gonna be there to put the wrath
of the Lord up your ass.

153
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Poopy, don't go!

154
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God damn it,
stop calling me Poopy!

155
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- But, Poopy...
- Leave me alone, woman!

156
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- I want my Poopy! Poopy, no!
- Leave me alone!

157
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In an attempt to help the Ruggsville
Police Department,

158
00:19:03,688 --> 00:19:05,656
we here at "News Update"

159
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would like to show you
these mug shots of the suspects

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known to have escaped
during the raid earlier this morning.

161
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100. 150.

162
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175.

163
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184 bucks?
What?!

164
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- Candy!
- What?

165
00:19:55,243 --> 00:19:58,873
Candy, come on down here!
Come on, cut that out.

166
00:19:58,946 --> 00:20:00,915
Turn it off.
Candy, come down here!

167
00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:06,182
- Come on down here!
- All right. Shit.

168
00:20:06,254 --> 00:20:08,222
What?

169
00:20:08,289 --> 00:20:11,156
This is bullshit, baby!
What is this?

170
00:20:11,225 --> 00:20:15,061
What do you want me to say?
It's a slow fuckin' night, boss.

171
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:18,099
All them farmers want is
a quickie hand job and boom!

172
00:20:24,908 --> 00:20:26,842
10 dollar!

173
00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:30,709
Get back on their tractors,
save the real fucking for the sheep.

174
00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:33,874
Jesus, Candy, you gotta figure
a way to hook 'em in.

175
00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:36,919
You gotta hustle
that pussy.

176
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:40,252
Find a new angle and you might
attract a higher clientele.

177
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,952
Yeah, well, I've been
thinking about that.

178
00:20:43,027 --> 00:20:47,021
I was thinking about something spacey
like that "Star Wars" shit.

179
00:20:47,098 --> 00:20:50,864
You know, them losers wanna
fuck Princess Leia, right?

180
00:20:50,936 --> 00:20:52,904
I'd fuck her.

181
00:20:52,971 --> 00:20:55,201
Thank you.

182
00:20:55,273 --> 00:20:57,901
I don't know, you start messing
with that spacey shit,

183
00:20:57,976 --> 00:21:00,171
and you'll really bring out
some sick bitches.

184
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They all wanting
to pretend they're robots.

185
00:21:02,713 --> 00:21:05,877
Last thing I need is horny robots
running around, tripping over shit.

186
00:21:05,951 --> 00:21:08,317
Droids... boss,
they call 'em droids.

187
00:21:08,386 --> 00:21:11,378
Whatever.
I still say it's risky.

188
00:21:14,926 --> 00:21:17,191
Wong's Hong Kong Gardens,

189
00:21:17,263 --> 00:21:19,231
this is Mr. Wong speaking.

190
00:21:19,298 --> 00:21:21,562
Cut the shit, Charlie.
It's me, Cutter.

191
00:21:21,634 --> 00:21:24,501
I got a serious meltdown
going on down here

192
00:21:24,570 --> 00:21:27,732
and I need a place to cool out,
so I'm coming down.

193
00:21:27,806 --> 00:21:31,072
Fuck, man, I don't think it's such
a great idea, you coming around here.

194
00:21:31,143 --> 00:21:34,078
I am coming down... now.

195
00:21:34,146 --> 00:21:36,171
- Whoa, ho... hold it!
- Fuck.

196
00:21:36,249 --> 00:21:37,978
Hold it!

197
00:21:38,051 --> 00:21:39,450
Fuck!

198
00:22:01,309 --> 00:22:03,277
Man, I don't see him.

199
00:22:03,344 --> 00:22:05,107
Shit, where the fuck is he?

200
00:22:06,381 --> 00:22:08,941
Jesus! Can we get
over this already?

201
00:22:09,017 --> 00:22:11,611
I mean, I just don't
find it funny anymore.

202
00:22:11,686 --> 00:22:13,950
I don't know,
it's still pretty funny.

203
00:22:14,022 --> 00:22:16,855
- I'd say so.
- I hate to be the one

204
00:22:16,924 --> 00:22:20,223
- to tell you I told you so...
- Then don't.

205
00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:23,788
- But ridin' a mechanical bull
is not as easy as it looks.

206
00:22:23,866 --> 00:22:26,494
Technically, she had
a pretty good ride...

207
00:22:26,568 --> 00:22:28,729
until tragedy struck.

208
00:22:28,804 --> 00:22:30,829
Hey, the lesson here is

209
00:22:30,906 --> 00:22:35,174
that tube tops are not the proper attire
for bull riding, Glory.

210
00:22:35,246 --> 00:22:36,837
I agree with you.

211
00:22:36,913 --> 00:22:39,882
You gonna have to put a harness
on them little suckers, honey.

212
00:22:39,949 --> 00:22:42,474
Her "tig bitties"
were flappin' around...

213
00:22:42,552 --> 00:22:45,249
My titties don't flap!

214
00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:48,587
They looked like two raccoons
in a gunnysack fighting to get out.

215
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:50,717
- Oh, Adam, shut up.
- When her top fell down,

216
00:22:50,794 --> 00:22:52,728
I was gonna pee myself!

217
00:22:52,796 --> 00:22:54,493
"I was gonna pee myself!"

218
00:22:54,565 --> 00:22:57,033
You're just jealous
'cause you don't have any titties.

219
00:22:57,101 --> 00:22:59,661
Oh, Gloria, come on,
no reason to get mean.

220
00:22:59,737 --> 00:23:01,705
Come on, baby.

221
00:23:01,772 --> 00:23:03,468
You had one titty going this way

222
00:23:03,542 --> 00:23:06,942
and one titty going that way.
It was pretty amazing.

223
00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:10,276
Chances are high you made
a few fans that night.

224
00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:12,009
Oh, shut up, dipshit.

225
00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:14,176
Well, I told Johnny Cash,
and he said...

226
00:23:14,251 --> 00:23:17,049
did you know I shook hands
with Johnny Cash once?

227
00:23:17,121 --> 00:23:20,558
Roy, how about you go
find me the ice machine?

228
00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:22,559
I need a drink.

229
00:23:22,627 --> 00:23:26,085
I'll get you the ice, but you gotta
promise us an encore tomorrow.

230
00:23:26,164 --> 00:23:28,132
Roy!

231
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,931
You wish, honey.
Don't you wish.

232
00:23:31,003 --> 00:23:32,994
The babes are
going into seclusion.

233
00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:37,202
Man over radio:
The leader of this group who is

234
00:23:37,276 --> 00:23:40,440
a local celebrity goes by the name
of Captain Spaulding

235
00:23:40,514 --> 00:23:43,073
along with two other
suspects known as Otis...

236
00:23:43,149 --> 00:23:45,140
Aw, shit fuck
shit fuck!

237
00:23:45,218 --> 00:23:46,686
God, calm down.
Get rid of the car.

238
00:23:46,754 --> 00:23:48,619
Don't worry,
I'll get us a room.

239
00:23:48,689 --> 00:23:50,953
- Well, hurry the fuck up!
- Fuck you!

240
00:23:51,024 --> 00:23:52,548
Fuck you!

241
00:23:54,595 --> 00:23:56,586
Police revealed today
that they believe

242
00:23:56,663 --> 00:23:59,427
most of the victims were drugged,
kidnapped and sexually assaulted.

243
00:23:59,501 --> 00:24:01,365
God damn it! Fuck!

244
00:24:03,738 --> 00:24:07,538
Hey, Roy, I was doing some research
on that thing I was telling you about.

245
00:24:07,609 --> 00:24:09,509
- What thing?
- Rodeo clowning.

246
00:24:12,714 --> 00:24:14,204
Rodeo...

247
00:24:17,852 --> 00:24:20,013
A rodeo clown?
You been smoking dope.

248
00:24:20,088 --> 00:24:23,717
Yeah... I mean no,
not right now.

249
00:24:24,759 --> 00:24:27,387
Let me tell you
something.

250
00:24:27,462 --> 00:24:30,831
You spend one second in that pen
and that bull'd have his horn

251
00:24:30,901 --> 00:24:34,359
up your ass
and sticking out your pecker.

252
00:24:34,437 --> 00:24:36,406
That's exactly what
I thought you'd say.

253
00:24:36,472 --> 00:24:40,466
You know, you can never be supportive
of anything I wanna do.

254
00:24:40,543 --> 00:24:42,341
What do you
want me to say?

255
00:24:42,412 --> 00:24:45,381
That you're dressed for the part
and headed in the right direction?

256
00:24:45,449 --> 00:24:47,417
Well, Adam was saying...

257
00:24:47,484 --> 00:24:49,509
I've always been
good with animals.

258
00:24:49,585 --> 00:24:51,554
I mean, dogs love me.

259
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:54,021
And isn't a horse
kinda like a big dog?

260
00:24:55,091 --> 00:24:57,491
I don't know.

261
00:24:59,129 --> 00:25:02,292
No, you're not
clown material.

262
00:25:02,365 --> 00:25:05,700
Forget it. I'm gonna walk
on over to the gas station.

263
00:25:05,770 --> 00:25:08,534
- You want anything?
- No... yes.

264
00:25:08,606 --> 00:25:11,131
Get me some
of that beef jerky.

265
00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:13,177
Thanks for talking.

266
00:25:13,244 --> 00:25:16,270
I could've been on that pit crew
down in North Carolina.

267
00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:20,918
Yeah.

268
00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:38,203
Baby:
Meow! Meow.

269
00:25:38,271 --> 00:25:40,239
Hey, pussycat.

270
00:25:42,009 --> 00:25:43,943
Hey, got a light?

271
00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:49,309
No, uh, I don't smoke.

272
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:53,341
My doctor says I got lungs
like a professional athlete.

273
00:25:53,419 --> 00:25:55,410
Ah, I get it.
You wanna live forever.

274
00:25:55,488 --> 00:25:57,456
Yeah yeah, well...

275
00:25:57,524 --> 00:26:00,493
So what, are you on vacation
all by yourself or something?

276
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:05,021
Yeah... no. I'm actually out here
with my singing group.

277
00:26:05,099 --> 00:26:06,429
I do the lead singing for it.

278
00:26:06,499 --> 00:26:08,297
It's called
"Banjo and Sullivan. "

279
00:26:08,369 --> 00:26:11,271
I used to sing with Johnny Cash.
He shook my hand.

280
00:26:11,338 --> 00:26:14,172
I love famous people. They're so much
better than the real thing.

281
00:26:14,242 --> 00:26:18,235
Well, yeah,
I suppose they are.

282
00:26:18,313 --> 00:26:20,804
I bet all the girls
wanna fuck you.

283
00:26:22,817 --> 00:26:28,381
- Would you say that again?
- I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.

284
00:26:28,457 --> 00:26:30,425
(both laughing)

285
00:26:33,929 --> 00:26:36,364
Do you kiss your mama
with that mouth?

286
00:26:36,432 --> 00:26:39,867
Trust me, fella, that ain't
the only thing I do with this mouth.

287
00:26:39,935 --> 00:26:42,303
Don't tell me that!
What? Say that again.

288
00:26:42,372 --> 00:26:44,896
That I ain't the only thing
I do with this mouth.

289
00:26:44,974 --> 00:26:46,942
It's so depressing.

290
00:26:47,010 --> 00:26:50,411
Let's talk about some of the symbols
of these groups

291
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,380
like the inverted cross
or the pentagram

292
00:26:52,449 --> 00:26:55,384
or the number 666
left at the scene of the crime.

293
00:26:55,452 --> 00:26:56,850
What do you
think about that?

294
00:27:05,027 --> 00:27:07,690
This is not
an isolated incident.

295
00:27:07,764 --> 00:27:10,665
Well, members of these cults
realize they have no chance

296
00:27:10,734 --> 00:27:12,726
of attacking God directly.

297
00:27:12,804 --> 00:27:17,298
- So the next best thing...
- Adam, could you switch this?

298
00:27:17,375 --> 00:27:21,779
- I can't stand to hear about this.
- What do I look like, Roy?

299
00:27:21,847 --> 00:27:24,213
I'm Sullivan,

300
00:27:24,283 --> 00:27:26,615
Roy Sullivan.

301
00:27:26,685 --> 00:27:28,653
Well... Roy Sullivan.

302
00:27:28,721 --> 00:27:31,884
You gonna take me
back to your room and play with me?

303
00:27:33,192 --> 00:27:34,887
My wife's in that room.

304
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,723
Or is my brother
gonna have to shoot

305
00:27:36,795 --> 00:27:38,490
your fucking teeth
out of your head?

306
00:27:39,932 --> 00:27:42,833
Okay, let's go, Hoss.
Move it.

307
00:27:42,901 --> 00:27:45,632
Just makes me sick
to my stomach to think

308
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:48,833
that we live in a world
where there are Satanic cults.

309
00:27:48,908 --> 00:27:51,001
Come on, Gloria,
it's a bunch of crap.

310
00:27:51,077 --> 00:27:53,545
- I don't know.
- Look at these two idiots.

311
00:27:53,613 --> 00:27:56,980
They're just exaggerating all this shit
to try and kick up ratings.

312
00:27:57,050 --> 00:28:00,110
They wanna get people scared
so they stay at home,

313
00:28:00,186 --> 00:28:02,586
buy TV dinners.
Fuck me running.

314
00:28:02,656 --> 00:28:06,114
I don't know about that.
That business down in Ruggsville...

315
00:28:06,192 --> 00:28:08,717
Ruggsville?
Ruggsville can kiss my ass.

316
00:28:08,795 --> 00:28:11,127
Ain't nothing but a bunch
of local cousinfuckers

317
00:28:11,197 --> 00:28:13,131
corn-holing the livestock.

318
00:28:13,199 --> 00:28:16,601
Could you just switch it
for me anyway, please?

319
00:28:16,671 --> 00:28:20,108
Jesus Christ, I don't know
how Roy puts up with your shit.

320
00:28:21,377 --> 00:28:23,345
What is taking Roy
so long, anyway?

321
00:28:26,416 --> 00:28:29,579
- Hey!
- On the bed now!

322
00:28:29,651 --> 00:28:32,347
- Get on the bed!
- Let me check my... all right.

323
00:28:32,422 --> 00:28:34,651
- Easy!
- What's going on here, Roy?

324
00:28:34,723 --> 00:28:36,714
Shut up! Did I tell you
to fucking speak?

325
00:28:36,792 --> 00:28:39,421
- Hey! Hey! Quiet! Quiet!
- Did I tell you you could talk?

326
00:28:39,495 --> 00:28:42,156
Roy, what the hell is this?

327
00:28:42,230 --> 00:28:44,824
- God damn it, look at that jacket.
- What?

328
00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:46,732
On TV.

329
00:28:48,270 --> 00:28:51,673
- Well, fuck the TV.
- Fuck the TV? Fuck you!

330
00:28:51,742 --> 00:28:54,073
Will you keep your head
on the business at hand?

331
00:28:56,012 --> 00:28:58,003
- Who's in the shower?
- That's my wife!

332
00:28:58,081 --> 00:29:00,072
- God damn it!
- Don't fuck with. 22.

333
00:29:00,149 --> 00:29:03,586
What are you gonna do, man?
What the fuck are you gonna do?

334
00:29:03,654 --> 00:29:05,679
I wanna know what the fuck
are you gonna do?

335
00:29:08,759 --> 00:29:10,727
Wendy!

336
00:29:10,794 --> 00:29:13,194
Get the fuck out of here!

337
00:29:17,501 --> 00:29:19,469
Don't hurt her, please.

338
00:29:21,071 --> 00:29:23,837
Is this everyone?

339
00:29:25,578 --> 00:29:28,239
Hey, Roy. Open up.

340
00:29:28,313 --> 00:29:30,942
I got some of that Dr. Corndog's
hickory-smoked jerky.

341
00:29:32,785 --> 00:29:34,274
Who the fuck is that?

342
00:29:34,352 --> 00:29:37,480
That's Jimmy.
He's our roadie.

343
00:29:37,555 --> 00:29:39,683
I forgot all about him.

344
00:29:39,759 --> 00:29:41,282
Baby, you all right?

345
00:29:43,929 --> 00:29:46,488
Now I know
I can't trust you!

346
00:29:46,564 --> 00:29:48,294
I'll get him.

347
00:29:48,366 --> 00:29:52,064
- Hey.
- I'm sorry. I got the wrong room.

348
00:29:52,138 --> 00:29:54,072
I'm looking for
room number two.

349
00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:56,631
No, you got the right room.
Come on in.

350
00:29:56,710 --> 00:30:00,577
- Is Roy in there?
- Roy's in here, all right. Come on in.

351
00:30:01,815 --> 00:30:04,409
Get your ass in here!
On your knees!

352
00:30:04,483 --> 00:30:05,974
Roy, help...

353
00:30:16,264 --> 00:30:17,424
Shut up!

354
00:30:17,498 --> 00:30:20,194
We're at the scene
of a horrific multiple murder.

355
00:30:20,268 --> 00:30:23,328
- No telling how many...
- God damn it!

356
00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:25,201
Fuck!

357
00:30:25,273 --> 00:30:27,538
...in the process
of recovering the corpses

358
00:30:27,609 --> 00:30:29,941
which are in varying states
of decomposition.

359
00:30:30,012 --> 00:30:33,379
It's currently being treated
as a sign of a mass homicide.

360
00:30:33,448 --> 00:30:36,246
- If initial figures prove...
- (radio shuts off)

361
00:30:36,318 --> 00:30:39,219
Come on, honey.
Mommy has to get to work.

362
00:30:39,288 --> 00:30:42,519
If I'm late one more time,
Mr. McDonnell is gonna can my ass.

363
00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:45,560
I am hurrying!
I dropped something.

364
00:30:45,627 --> 00:30:47,060
Will you get in the car?!

365
00:30:50,332 --> 00:30:52,960
Okay, come on, let's go get in.

366
00:30:53,035 --> 00:30:55,697
- Mom, a clown.
- Yeah yeah, a clown.

367
00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:57,329
Oh... hi.

368
00:30:57,406 --> 00:31:00,866
Hi. I'm gonna have to
be taking your car today.

369
00:31:00,945 --> 00:31:03,037
See, I have some
top-secret clown business

370
00:31:03,112 --> 00:31:06,378
that supersedes any plans that you
might have for this here vehicle.

371
00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:09,978
What's that about clown business?

372
00:31:13,190 --> 00:31:16,318
Do I stutter, bitch?

373
00:31:16,393 --> 00:31:19,328
Jamie, get in the car.
Lock the door.

374
00:31:19,396 --> 00:31:21,796
Where the hell you going?
Damn it.

375
00:31:21,866 --> 00:31:24,131
Don't you never turn your back
on a fucking clown

376
00:31:24,201 --> 00:31:27,103
- when he's talking to you!
- Get your fucking hands off of me!

377
00:31:35,214 --> 00:31:38,081
What's the matter, kid?
Don't you like clowns?

378
00:31:39,417 --> 00:31:42,875
Why? Don't we
make you laugh?

379
00:31:42,954 --> 00:31:46,822
Aren't we fucking funny?
You best come up with an answer

380
00:31:46,892 --> 00:31:50,294
'cause I'm gonna come back here
and check on you and your mama.

381
00:31:50,363 --> 00:31:53,161
If you ain't got a reason
why you hate clowns,

382
00:31:53,232 --> 00:31:56,167
I'm gonna kill your
whole fucking family.

383
00:31:56,235 --> 00:31:58,862
All right, now get
your fucking ass out the car!

384
00:31:58,937 --> 00:32:00,734
Go on!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

385
00:32:00,805 --> 00:32:04,539
Shit! Woo!

386
00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:17,351
Chinese, Japanese,
dirty knees, look at these.

387
00:32:19,693 --> 00:32:24,858
Chinese, Japanese,
dirty knees, look at these.

388
00:32:26,334 --> 00:32:28,767
Chinese, Japanese,

389
00:32:28,835 --> 00:32:32,066
dirty knees, look at these.

390
00:32:37,379 --> 00:32:40,746
Hoss, are you staring
at my sister thinking bad thoughts?

391
00:32:40,816 --> 00:32:42,942
No.

392
00:32:43,017 --> 00:32:44,383
Why not? You a faggot?

393
00:32:44,453 --> 00:32:46,147
No.

394
00:32:46,221 --> 00:32:49,384
Well, what are you?
I mean, you got this hot piece of ass

395
00:32:49,458 --> 00:32:51,392
shaking her shit right
in front of you

396
00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:54,486
and you're not getting any ideas?
What do you call that?

397
00:32:54,563 --> 00:32:56,154
I'm a married man.

398
00:32:56,230 --> 00:32:58,757
A married fucking man.

399
00:32:58,835 --> 00:33:00,598
Hey, that's just great!

400
00:33:00,670 --> 00:33:03,639
Let's give him a big round
of applause, folks, for the married man!

401
00:33:03,707 --> 00:33:05,698
Come on!

402
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:07,868
Woo! Married man!

403
00:33:07,944 --> 00:33:09,913
All right. Wow.

404
00:33:09,981 --> 00:33:12,347
Okay, Mama,
front and center, on your feet.

405
00:33:12,416 --> 00:33:14,350
Don't hurt her.

406
00:33:14,418 --> 00:33:17,250
Get on your feet.
Come on.

407
00:33:17,321 --> 00:33:18,982
Let's go.

408
00:33:19,056 --> 00:33:20,717
Please, mister,
this is insane.

409
00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:23,351
Boy... the next word
that comes outta your mouth

410
00:33:23,427 --> 00:33:25,918
better be some brilliant
fucking Mark Twain shit,

411
00:33:25,997 --> 00:33:28,898
'cause it's definitely getting
chiseled on your tombstone.

412
00:33:32,436 --> 00:33:34,370
Okay, come on, Mama.
Take that shit off,

413
00:33:34,438 --> 00:33:37,805
let's see what's been holding Hoss's
balls at attention all these years.

414
00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:39,672
What?

415
00:33:39,744 --> 00:33:42,077
What? Take off your clothes,

416
00:33:42,147 --> 00:33:44,240
or one of these assholes
is going to die.

417
00:33:56,763 --> 00:33:59,163
Come on, come on.

418
00:33:59,232 --> 00:34:01,359
Shit, way to go, Roy!
She ain't too bad.

419
00:34:01,434 --> 00:34:03,994
She got a tight
little ass on her!

420
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,940
And she got some
child-rearing hips.

421
00:34:10,176 --> 00:34:12,509
Huh, yeah, hey.

422
00:34:12,579 --> 00:34:15,912
Please don't hurt me.
Please don't hurt me.

423
00:34:15,983 --> 00:34:19,475
Here, ooh, Jeez.
Roy, beginning to see what you mean.

424
00:34:19,554 --> 00:34:21,487
Whoa.

425
00:34:21,556 --> 00:34:23,352
Please don't hurt me.

426
00:34:31,265 --> 00:34:33,734
You like this, don't ya?

427
00:34:34,769 --> 00:34:37,670
Say "Yes, I do. "

428
00:34:37,739 --> 00:34:40,366
You like that, don't ya?
Say "Yes, I do. "

429
00:34:40,441 --> 00:34:42,409
Yes, I do.

430
00:34:49,618 --> 00:34:51,051
Yes, I do.

431
00:34:51,119 --> 00:34:54,351
Yes, I... I do.

432
00:34:59,763 --> 00:35:01,731
Okay.

433
00:35:02,766 --> 00:35:04,927
Okay, now.

434
00:35:05,001 --> 00:35:07,264
Give me some sugar.
Make it sweet.

435
00:35:07,336 --> 00:35:10,101
Don't want me to tense
up my trigger finger.

436
00:35:10,173 --> 00:35:12,299
- My finger's getting tense...

437
00:35:30,527 --> 00:35:33,587
I want you to say,
"You're the almighty devil,

438
00:35:33,663 --> 00:35:35,962
and I want you to make me
my filthy whore. "

439
00:35:36,033 --> 00:35:39,434
Come on, say it.
I know it.

440
00:35:39,503 --> 00:35:42,200
I know you're
feeling it. Say it.

441
00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:44,298
You're... the...
almighty... devil

442
00:35:44,375 --> 00:35:48,870
and I want you...
to make me your... fucking whore.

443
00:36:10,904 --> 00:36:13,668
You make me sick.

444
00:36:13,740 --> 00:36:15,970
Woo-hoo!

445
00:36:16,042 --> 00:36:18,772
I feel like we're all really getting
to know each other now.

446
00:36:18,845 --> 00:36:22,782
All right, ladies.
Me and the boys have an errand to run.

447
00:36:24,451 --> 00:36:25,918
We'll be back
in a little while.

448
00:36:25,986 --> 00:36:27,510
Come on, Hoss,
move it.

449
00:36:27,588 --> 00:36:29,955
Come on, shit stain!
Gotta go!

450
00:36:30,024 --> 00:36:31,992
Come on!
God damn it!

451
00:36:34,094 --> 00:36:37,495
Authorities struggle to
comprehend the grizzly remains found

452
00:36:37,565 --> 00:36:41,126
in what is now being called the most
heinous crime in American history.

453
00:36:41,202 --> 00:36:43,363
The group responsible
for these murders

454
00:36:43,437 --> 00:36:46,874
is now being referred to as "The Devil's
Rejects" by the local media.

455
00:36:46,942 --> 00:36:49,467
A woman known only
as "Mother Firefly"

456
00:36:49,544 --> 00:36:51,478
was taken into
police custody today

457
00:36:51,546 --> 00:36:54,072
after a violent
gun battle with police

458
00:36:54,150 --> 00:36:57,143
that left four officers
dead and seven wounded.

459
00:36:57,220 --> 00:36:59,017
I'm Derek Sanderson

460
00:36:59,089 --> 00:37:01,080
bringing the world
to your doorstep.

461
00:37:14,137 --> 00:37:15,626
Open the gate.

462
00:37:17,573 --> 00:37:19,666
Ma'am...

463
00:37:19,742 --> 00:37:22,768
my name is Sheriff
John Quincey Wydell.

464
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,971
Let's see
who we got here.

465
00:37:27,049 --> 00:37:29,780
Miss Gloria Teasdale,

466
00:37:29,853 --> 00:37:31,650
alias Eve Wilson,

467
00:37:31,722 --> 00:37:33,713
alias Southern Betty Woods...

468
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,123
Betsy Woods.

469
00:37:38,196 --> 00:37:40,221
And of course,

470
00:37:40,298 --> 00:37:42,290
alias Mother Firefly.

471
00:37:42,368 --> 00:37:44,665
You can read.

472
00:37:44,736 --> 00:37:46,795
Congratulations.

473
00:37:46,871 --> 00:37:49,135
Four counts,
grand theft auto.

474
00:37:49,207 --> 00:37:51,175
Five counts,
armed robbery.

475
00:37:52,877 --> 00:37:56,507
What's this?
Looks like your specialty...

476
00:37:56,582 --> 00:38:00,679
17 counts, solicitation
and prostitution.

477
00:38:03,088 --> 00:38:05,421
You've been one busy whore.

478
00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:08,290
I bet them old farmboys love you.

479
00:38:08,361 --> 00:38:10,727
Everyone loves me.

480
00:38:11,765 --> 00:38:13,824
Don't you pretend...

481
00:38:14,933 --> 00:38:16,958
you don't fancy me.

482
00:38:17,036 --> 00:38:18,937
Oh, yes, ma'am.

483
00:38:19,004 --> 00:38:20,905
I find you quite irresistible.

484
00:38:22,007 --> 00:38:24,032
- Dobson.
- Yes, sir.

485
00:38:24,109 --> 00:38:27,272
- Put them books over there.
- Got it.

486
00:38:30,383 --> 00:38:33,842
Ma'am, you recognize
these books, here?

487
00:38:34,889 --> 00:38:36,857
Yeah.

488
00:38:36,924 --> 00:38:41,021
Oh! Ain't she an angel?

489
00:38:41,096 --> 00:38:44,532
Well, she gonna be one dead angel
when I catch up to her...

490
00:38:44,599 --> 00:38:47,864
you, your whole clan,
you dead already.

491
00:38:47,936 --> 00:38:51,268
You're just ghosts,
just waiting to expire.

492
00:38:51,339 --> 00:38:53,968
The way I figure it,
only choice you got

493
00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:56,840
is to cooperate
and tell me where they are.

494
00:38:56,912 --> 00:38:59,402
That way your little
angel over there

495
00:38:59,481 --> 00:39:02,415
don't have to die like no dog
in the streets when I catch her.

496
00:39:02,484 --> 00:39:06,683
- Are you done trying to scare me?
- No, ma'am.

497
00:39:06,756 --> 00:39:08,849
With God as my witness...

498
00:39:08,925 --> 00:39:10,984
I have only just begun.

499
00:39:11,060 --> 00:39:13,688
Oh... Sheriff...

500
00:39:13,763 --> 00:39:15,754
can I show you something?

501
00:39:17,967 --> 00:39:20,197
I'll need this book here.

502
00:39:20,269 --> 00:39:22,237
I did never...

503
00:39:22,305 --> 00:39:26,071
get around to putting these
in the book proper.

504
00:39:26,142 --> 00:39:28,007
And I thought...

505
00:39:28,077 --> 00:39:29,942
you might enjoy them.

506
00:39:30,012 --> 00:39:32,071
Oh... you know...

507
00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:36,276
he was a real sweetie pie.

508
00:39:36,353 --> 00:39:38,788
Tall...

509
00:39:38,857 --> 00:39:40,484
big moustache...

510
00:39:40,558 --> 00:39:42,788
bald head...

511
00:39:42,861 --> 00:39:45,591
You know,
I feel contrite

512
00:39:45,664 --> 00:39:48,291
about blowing
his brains out,

513
00:39:48,366 --> 00:39:52,393
'cause he seemed
like such a nice man.

514
00:39:52,470 --> 00:39:55,633
I think...

515
00:39:55,708 --> 00:39:59,643
he said... his name
was also Wydell.

516
00:40:02,347 --> 00:40:05,214
Was he kin to you?

517
00:40:11,123 --> 00:40:13,091
Listen to me,

518
00:40:13,159 --> 00:40:15,559
you gonna listen to me good.

519
00:40:15,628 --> 00:40:17,653
I'm going to kill every
member of your family.

520
00:40:17,731 --> 00:40:21,291
I am gonna hunt them down
like animals and skin 'em alive.

521
00:40:21,367 --> 00:40:24,769
They are gonna feel the pain
and suffering of every last victim.

522
00:40:24,838 --> 00:40:28,603
They're gonna crawl on their hands
and knees and beg me for mercy,

523
00:40:28,674 --> 00:40:31,143
but all I'm gonna
have for 'em is pain.

524
00:40:31,210 --> 00:40:32,839
- You're dead!

525
00:40:36,249 --> 00:40:40,118
You go get 'em, Sheriff!

526
00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:43,351
Go get your ghost!
Them ghosts is gonna

527
00:40:43,424 --> 00:40:47,451
crawl right up
in your h-e-e-e-ead!

528
00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:53,626
You found yourself into something
you ain't never getting out of!

529
00:40:55,904 --> 00:40:58,667
We'll get ya!
We'll... get ya!

530
00:40:58,739 --> 00:41:02,870
We'll get ya!
You're dead, Sheriff!

531
00:41:02,945 --> 00:41:05,937
You're dead!
I'll see you

532
00:41:06,014 --> 00:41:10,348
in fucking hell!

533
00:41:47,425 --> 00:41:49,825
Hey, Hoss,
you like this song?

534
00:41:52,631 --> 00:41:56,829
Do you like this song?

535
00:41:59,137 --> 00:42:01,731
I don't know.
Yeah, I guess so.

536
00:42:01,806 --> 00:42:03,774
Oh, really?

537
00:42:03,842 --> 00:42:06,333
- Which way?
- Take a right.

538
00:42:07,412 --> 00:42:09,937
You like that T op 40 shit?

539
00:42:10,015 --> 00:42:11,983
I thought you
were like some kinda

540
00:42:12,050 --> 00:42:15,645
true-blue-balls-earnest-kill-'em
country fucker.

541
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:18,655
You're nothing but a city faggot
with a cowboy hat.

542
00:42:20,192 --> 00:42:22,023
Stop here.

543
00:42:27,701 --> 00:42:29,669
Okay, get out.

544
00:42:36,543 --> 00:42:38,033
This way.

545
00:42:44,418 --> 00:42:46,387
Follow the yellow brick road.

546
00:42:53,161 --> 00:42:55,061
Otis:
That's right.

547
00:42:56,130 --> 00:42:58,098
Go on.

548
00:43:07,343 --> 00:43:09,311
You know, Hoss,
if I'm not mistaken,

549
00:43:09,378 --> 00:43:12,575
I think I can smell your wife's
pussy-stink on my gun.

550
00:43:13,616 --> 00:43:15,584
Hope it doesn't rust the barrel.

551
00:43:19,521 --> 00:43:21,489
Oh, man.

552
00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:24,994
You know, the stress
of the day is really setting in on me.

553
00:43:26,664 --> 00:43:30,326
You guys happen to know how a guy
like me could relieve some tension?

554
00:43:32,770 --> 00:43:36,536
Ah, maybe... I think
your wife Wendy, boy,

555
00:43:36,607 --> 00:43:38,598
looks like she could
relieve some tension.

556
00:43:38,676 --> 00:43:40,803
- Mister, where we going?
- Those little titties...

557
00:43:40,878 --> 00:43:42,675
we're going down
the road here.

558
00:43:42,747 --> 00:43:45,112
Those little titties,
she's got a tight little ass.

559
00:43:46,417 --> 00:43:48,384
Does she like it
when you puke?

560
00:43:48,452 --> 00:43:50,248
Is that part of your deal?

561
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:51,811
Where you taking us?

562
00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:56,560
Well, I guess, it wouldn't
do no harm to tell you none.

563
00:43:56,628 --> 00:44:00,496
We're gonna go dig up some guns
I buried out here a couple years ago.

564
00:44:00,565 --> 00:44:03,397
- Then what?
- Well, there ain't no "what. "

565
00:44:03,468 --> 00:44:05,435
That's the end of the road.

566
00:44:07,204 --> 00:44:08,695
What?

567
00:44:12,944 --> 00:44:16,505
- You're not gonna kill us, are you?
- Killing sounds so permanent.

568
00:44:16,581 --> 00:44:19,209
Adam: We did everything
you want, mister, just let us go.

569
00:44:19,283 --> 00:44:21,048
We did what you said.

570
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:25,453
First of all,
I didn't say anything.

571
00:44:25,524 --> 00:44:27,618
And second of all,
I'm calling the shots!

572
00:44:27,694 --> 00:44:29,788
Consider me fucking
Willy fucking Wonka!

573
00:44:29,863 --> 00:44:32,058
This is my fucking chocolate factory!
You got it?!

574
00:44:32,132 --> 00:44:33,827
My factory...

575
00:44:33,901 --> 00:44:35,835
Get him, Roy!

576
00:44:35,903 --> 00:44:37,871
Get the gun, Roy!

577
00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:37,564
Roy!

578
00:45:55,019 --> 00:45:57,988
Please, mister, stop.
Please.

579
00:45:58,055 --> 00:46:00,990
- Stop.
- Stop?

580
00:46:01,058 --> 00:46:03,617
Bitch, I have just started.

581
00:46:03,693 --> 00:46:06,561
You know, I was gonna take
it easy on you, boy,

582
00:46:06,631 --> 00:46:09,897
but you brought this
down on yourself.

583
00:46:09,968 --> 00:46:13,234
You had to come
all fucking-big-stick- walking-tall

584
00:46:13,305 --> 00:46:16,433
like a big, fucking hero!
You got yourself to blame.

585
00:46:16,508 --> 00:46:19,375
Look at you now, hero!
You're gonna fucking bleed to death.

586
00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:21,412
Fuck you!

587
00:46:23,849 --> 00:46:26,011
That's what they all say,
"Fuck you!"

588
00:46:26,085 --> 00:46:29,282
Well, it ain't gonna save ya.
It don't scare me none

589
00:46:29,355 --> 00:46:32,051
and don't make you a hero!

590
00:46:36,262 --> 00:46:39,255
Wanna see what happens
to heroes, boy?

591
00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:42,790
You wanna see bad-ass, motherfucker?
I'll show you bad-ass!

592
00:46:46,407 --> 00:46:48,466
Roy!

593
00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:51,306
Roy!

594
00:46:51,378 --> 00:46:53,573
Hoss, I want you
to pray to your God.

595
00:46:53,647 --> 00:46:56,480
I want you to pray that
He comes and saves you.

596
00:46:56,550 --> 00:46:59,383
I want lightning to come down
and crash upon my fucking head!

597
00:46:59,453 --> 00:47:03,389
- I pray... Jesus...
- Louder!

598
00:47:03,457 --> 00:47:07,223
Bless the bunnies,
bless the little birds...

599
00:47:07,294 --> 00:47:11,096
- I don't feel anything.
... - bless the springtime morning.

600
00:47:11,167 --> 00:47:14,694
I feel it!

601
00:47:14,770 --> 00:47:18,228
Oh, Great God Almighty,
I repent, I repent!

602
00:47:18,307 --> 00:47:20,968
I feel the love
of the God-God-God Almighty!

603
00:47:21,042 --> 00:47:24,274
Oh, the Holy Spirit
is in my body!

604
00:47:33,289 --> 00:47:37,156
I am the devil, and I am here
to do the devil's work.

605
00:47:41,898 --> 00:47:44,527
Roy! Roy!

606
00:47:49,273 --> 00:47:53,004
Roy! Roy!

607
00:48:01,485 --> 00:48:03,146
You fucking motherfucker!

608
00:48:03,220 --> 00:48:05,882
You fucking motherfucker!
Son of a bitch!

609
00:48:05,956 --> 00:48:09,051
I've got other
plans for you... hero.

610
00:48:40,326 --> 00:48:42,625
Shut the fuck up!

611
00:48:49,670 --> 00:48:53,230
Can I go to the bathroom, please?
I'm about to piss myself.

612
00:48:56,577 --> 00:48:58,407
Excuse me...

613
00:49:00,146 --> 00:49:02,547
Can she go to
the bathroom? Please?

614
00:49:02,616 --> 00:49:06,143
What?! I heard you the first time.
I was just thinking.

615
00:49:06,220 --> 00:49:08,051
What are you
gonna do for me?

616
00:49:08,122 --> 00:49:10,920
- What?
- Go piss yourself for all I care.

617
00:49:10,992 --> 00:49:13,689
If you want special favors, you gotta
give me something in return.

618
00:49:13,762 --> 00:49:15,730
What do you want?

619
00:49:20,570 --> 00:49:23,037
I want you
to hit her in the face.

620
00:49:23,105 --> 00:49:26,007
- What?
- I know you heard me.

621
00:49:30,512 --> 00:49:32,480
Go ahead.

622
00:49:33,950 --> 00:49:35,918
Go on.

623
00:49:37,820 --> 00:49:39,411
Make it hurt,
no love taps.

624
00:49:39,488 --> 00:49:41,456
I want to hear it.

625
00:49:47,163 --> 00:49:49,357
Harder, she ain't gonna break.

626
00:50:02,313 --> 00:50:04,507
You better make this
next one fucking count!

627
00:50:15,526 --> 00:50:17,791
- Ah!

628
00:50:17,862 --> 00:50:20,023
Good, very nice.

629
00:50:20,098 --> 00:50:22,066
Now you come here.

630
00:50:23,268 --> 00:50:25,237
Right here.
Kneel down.

631
00:50:27,907 --> 00:50:32,139
Give me a kiss and say, "Thank you,
Baby, I'm having a great time. "

632
00:50:34,780 --> 00:50:37,044
Thanks, Baby,
I had a really good time.

633
00:50:37,116 --> 00:50:39,584
Now make it fast, bitch!

634
00:50:41,654 --> 00:50:44,214
Don't try anything cute!

635
00:50:49,929 --> 00:50:52,591
Shit!

636
00:50:58,072 --> 00:50:59,596
Now, what do you
want to do?

637
00:51:09,750 --> 00:51:12,184
Damn it, I knew that cunt
would do something stupid.

638
00:51:12,253 --> 00:51:14,916
Shut up!
Open the fucking door!

639
00:51:14,990 --> 00:51:17,959
- Open the goddamn door!
- Okay! Hold it!

640
00:51:24,499 --> 00:51:27,229
Somebody help me!

641
00:51:27,301 --> 00:51:30,430
What are you
gonna do, shoot me?

642
00:51:30,506 --> 00:51:32,565
What did I ever
really do to you?

643
00:51:32,641 --> 00:51:36,543
I swear I'll do it.
I'll kill you.

644
00:51:36,612 --> 00:51:38,546
Why would you
want to kill me?

645
00:51:38,614 --> 00:51:40,741
I'm you're only hope,
my brother's fucking crazy.

646
00:51:40,816 --> 00:51:43,512
- Please!
- Wendy, it's all right!

647
00:51:43,585 --> 00:51:45,213
Come on out...

648
00:52:07,512 --> 00:52:10,481
Go ahead, shoot me.
Shoot me right in the ass!

649
00:52:16,388 --> 00:52:18,912
Stupid cunt!
Ain't no bullets in this thing.

650
00:52:18,989 --> 00:52:20,650
It's all fucking mind power.

651
00:52:48,754 --> 00:52:51,951
Somebody, help! Somebody, please!

652
00:52:52,024 --> 00:52:55,791
Help! Help! Help!

653
00:52:56,930 --> 00:53:00,228
Help me! Help me!

654
00:53:07,842 --> 00:53:09,810
Oh, God. Help me!

655
00:53:11,144 --> 00:53:13,135
- Whoa whoa, darling.
- She's crazy!

656
00:53:13,213 --> 00:53:14,647
Daddy, grab that bitch!

657
00:53:38,841 --> 00:53:40,968
Hey, Chief,
I think I got something.

658
00:53:41,043 --> 00:53:42,977
What?

659
00:53:43,045 --> 00:53:44,945
This Captain Spaulding guy,

660
00:53:45,014 --> 00:53:47,813
Captain Spaulding's
a character from "Animal Crackers,"

661
00:53:47,884 --> 00:53:49,818
a Marx Brothers' movie.

662
00:53:49,886 --> 00:53:52,150
I'll be damned.

663
00:53:52,222 --> 00:53:53,951
Think it means anything?

664
00:53:54,024 --> 00:53:55,992
I don't know.

665
00:53:58,094 --> 00:54:01,586
Tell you what, you get that
movie critic over here. What's his name?

666
00:54:01,665 --> 00:54:03,428
- Marty Walker?
- Yeah, that's him.

667
00:54:03,501 --> 00:54:06,025
Tell him to get his ass
over here as soon as he can.

668
00:54:06,102 --> 00:54:09,469
Tell him to bring whatever information
he's got about the Marx Brothers,

669
00:54:09,540 --> 00:54:11,701
particularly characters
Groucho played in his movies.

670
00:54:11,776 --> 00:54:13,744
All right,
I'll get right on it.

671
00:54:15,079 --> 00:54:17,070
This shit's just getting
weirder and weirder.

672
00:54:25,923 --> 00:54:27,891
Shit, Daddy, I didn't
think you were coming.

673
00:54:27,958 --> 00:54:30,392
I'm cool.

674
00:54:32,129 --> 00:54:34,063
Where the fuck is Otis?

675
00:54:34,131 --> 00:54:36,862
Not back from
getting the guns yet.

676
00:54:36,934 --> 00:54:38,630
You wanna fuck with me?
Huh, bitch?

677
00:54:38,704 --> 00:54:40,695
You ain't got what it takes.

678
00:54:40,772 --> 00:54:43,674
He fucks this up,
I'm gonna kill that motherfucker.

679
00:54:43,743 --> 00:54:47,201
You believe this bitch had the balls
to try and fuck with me?

680
00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:53,382
Cox, nice of you to make it.
Enjoying your meal?

681
00:54:53,453 --> 00:54:55,444
What? I gotta eat.

682
00:54:55,521 --> 00:54:58,650
My blood sugar gets off,
I'm not gonna be any good to anybody.

683
00:54:58,726 --> 00:55:00,819
Ya ain't no good
to nobody anyhow.

684
00:55:00,894 --> 00:55:03,521
Listen here, that movie expert
guy's here. Wanna talk to him?

685
00:55:03,596 --> 00:55:05,496
Want me
to bring him in?

686
00:55:06,834 --> 00:55:09,166
All right, all right,
I'll get him right now.

687
00:55:09,235 --> 00:55:11,669
Mr. Walker?
Come on in, please.

688
00:55:11,739 --> 00:55:13,296
Sheriff Wydell,
it's a pleasure.

689
00:55:13,373 --> 00:55:16,003
I rushed right over
as soon as I got your call.

690
00:55:16,077 --> 00:55:18,136
You came to the right man.

691
00:55:18,213 --> 00:55:21,876
I happen to be a self-proclaimed
Marx Brothers expert if I say so myself.

692
00:55:21,950 --> 00:55:24,577
I'm sure your knowledge
of bullshit is limitless.

693
00:55:24,651 --> 00:55:27,347
Why don't we get to the point?
What do you got for me?

694
00:55:27,421 --> 00:55:29,049
I got a fucking
grocery list for you

695
00:55:29,124 --> 00:55:32,116
of all the major Marx Brothers
characters and related characters,

696
00:55:32,193 --> 00:55:35,593
and I made a secondary list of any
and all films having to do with Groucho,

697
00:55:35,662 --> 00:55:38,223
including such gems as
"A Girl in Every Port," and "Skidoo,"

698
00:55:38,299 --> 00:55:42,066
where Groucho played the part of God...

699
00:55:42,138 --> 00:55:45,504
directed by Otto Preminger,
who happened to be Jewish,

700
00:55:45,573 --> 00:55:48,634
although he played a Nazi commandant
in "Stalag 17" directed by Billy Wilder.

701
00:55:48,711 --> 00:55:50,839
Otto Preminger also
directed "Exodus,"

702
00:55:50,914 --> 00:55:52,905
and it's rumored
that at the premiere

703
00:55:52,983 --> 00:55:55,474
Mort Sahl stood up,
yelled at the screen,

704
00:55:55,552 --> 00:55:59,249
- "Otto! Let my people go!"
- Give me the damn list.

705
00:55:59,322 --> 00:56:02,587
It's ironic, don't ya think?
Nazi, State of Israel?

706
00:56:02,658 --> 00:56:06,151
They're all here,
all the aliases...

707
00:56:06,229 --> 00:56:08,595
"Rufus Firefly,
Otis Driftwood,

708
00:56:08,665 --> 00:56:10,599
Captain Spaulding"...
all of 'em.

709
00:56:10,667 --> 00:56:14,694
Hey, Chief, I'm thinking we ought to
track down this Groucho Marx guy,

710
00:56:14,770 --> 00:56:16,966
ask him a few questions,
maybe he's involved.

711
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,975
Idiot, he died last year.
He died, didn't he?

712
00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:22,239
Oh God damn it.
God damn it, see?

713
00:56:22,313 --> 00:56:25,544
That right there is one sad,
pathetic state of cinematic affairs.

714
00:56:25,616 --> 00:56:27,481
If you weren't a cop,
I'd wring your neck.

715
00:56:27,552 --> 00:56:30,282
Hey, let's take
that down a notch.

716
00:56:30,354 --> 00:56:32,345
Excuse me!
Excuse me!

717
00:56:32,423 --> 00:56:37,053
This sneering, rotating,
gyrating pelvis son of a bitch,

718
00:56:37,128 --> 00:56:39,393
he died three days
before Groucho,

719
00:56:39,465 --> 00:56:41,194
stole all
the goddamn headlines.

720
00:56:41,266 --> 00:56:43,063
That goddamn, fucking
Elvis Presley.

721
00:56:43,135 --> 00:56:45,194
What did you say
about The King?

722
00:56:45,270 --> 00:56:47,363
He died three
days before Grouch...

723
00:56:47,439 --> 00:56:50,135
You ever say another derogatory word

724
00:56:50,209 --> 00:56:53,078
about Elvis Aaron Presley
in my presence again,

725
00:56:53,146 --> 00:56:55,546
I will kick
the living shit out of you!

726
00:56:55,615 --> 00:56:58,846
You get this Hollywood-loving
pussy out of my face.

727
00:56:58,918 --> 00:57:01,216
- Elvis is in Hollywood!
- Get the hell outta here!

728
00:57:01,287 --> 00:57:02,914
- His first film...
- Get out!

729
00:57:02,989 --> 00:57:05,514
..."Love Me T ender,"
was based on an Irish folk song!

730
00:57:05,592 --> 00:57:07,560
Fuck Groucho!

731
00:57:33,455 --> 00:57:35,514
Ha!

732
00:57:35,590 --> 00:57:38,115
Booga booga booga booga
booga booga booga booga!

733
00:57:38,194 --> 00:57:41,856
Don't you fucking knock?

734
00:57:41,930 --> 00:57:44,728
- Where the fuck you been?
- Did you get everything?

735
00:57:44,799 --> 00:57:47,268
Oh, yeah, I got everything.

736
00:57:49,238 --> 00:57:52,695
You, motherfucker!
Where the fuck have you been?

737
00:57:52,774 --> 00:57:56,005
Hey! You got a problem
with my timeframe, son,

738
00:57:56,077 --> 00:57:58,069
you best spit
it out right now.

739
00:57:58,147 --> 00:58:01,549
Yeah, I got a problem.
I got a big fucking problem, bozo!

740
00:58:01,618 --> 00:58:04,644
Well, make your move,
laddie, two hits.

741
00:58:04,721 --> 00:58:07,349
I hit you and your dick
hits the fucking dirt.

742
00:58:07,424 --> 00:58:10,393
Old man, you ain't
hitting nothing!

743
00:58:15,932 --> 00:58:18,697
Hey, cut the shit, we gotta
get the fuck outta here.

744
00:58:18,769 --> 00:58:21,704
What are we gonna
do with this one?

745
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:25,533
Leave her for
a maid to clean up.

746
00:58:28,979 --> 00:58:30,948
I got a better idea.

747
00:58:44,195 --> 00:58:46,254
We regret to inform you

748
00:58:46,331 --> 00:58:50,166
that the "Banjo and Sullivan Show"
will be canceled tonight.

749
00:58:53,005 --> 00:58:54,905
Fuck.

750
00:58:59,111 --> 00:59:01,079
No, please!

751
00:59:34,750 --> 00:59:36,718
Housekeeping.

752
00:59:39,988 --> 00:59:41,956
Housekeeping!

753
00:59:50,733 --> 00:59:52,165
Ay, Julio.

754
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:55,491
Jesus Christ.
What a fucking mess.

755
01:01:57,432 --> 01:02:00,094
Wydell: 40-ton truck has
a tendency of doing that, Kenny.

756
01:02:00,169 --> 01:02:04,036
Listen, you mind getting one
of your donut brigade to go over there

757
01:02:04,106 --> 01:02:06,267
and scoop up some
of that skull matter?

758
01:02:06,341 --> 01:02:08,400
Put it in a bag
for the meds.

759
01:02:08,477 --> 01:02:10,104
Yeah, you got it.

760
01:02:10,179 --> 01:02:12,113
Is that the lady
who found her?

761
01:02:12,181 --> 01:02:14,308
Yeah, the maid.

762
01:02:14,383 --> 01:02:16,317
That's Maria Gomez.

763
01:02:16,385 --> 01:02:18,321
She say anything?

764
01:02:18,389 --> 01:02:20,323
Yeah, a lot of things.

765
01:02:20,391 --> 01:02:22,325
But I don't
speaka no Spanish.

766
01:02:22,393 --> 01:02:24,224
It's all mumbo jumbo to me.

767
01:02:24,295 --> 01:02:27,458
Shit, what am I,
the mayor of Tijuana?

768
01:02:27,531 --> 01:02:30,466
Got one guy,

769
01:02:30,534 --> 01:02:32,502
Clarks, he speaks Spanish,

770
01:02:32,570 --> 01:02:34,504
but he called in sick

771
01:02:34,572 --> 01:02:37,473
from what he calls
"explosive diarrhea. "

772
01:02:37,541 --> 01:02:41,705
You mind sparing me any further details
about your deputy's asshole, Kenny?

773
01:02:45,015 --> 01:02:47,483
Senorita Gomez?

774
01:03:01,633 --> 01:03:04,966
- No.
- What'd I tell ya?

775
01:03:05,036 --> 01:03:06,970
She's useless.

776
01:03:07,038 --> 01:03:09,836
Chief, got a couple
shit-kickers over there,

777
01:03:09,908 --> 01:03:11,603
says they're here
to meet you.

778
01:03:11,676 --> 01:03:13,644
- Recognize those guys?
- Yeah, I know 'em.

779
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:28,951
- What's going on, shitheads?
- Sheriff.

780
01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:35,034
Here's the list of names I need you
to run down for me.

781
01:03:35,102 --> 01:03:37,503
That's a funny-ass name.

782
01:03:37,572 --> 01:03:40,096
Look who's
fucking talking, Rondo.

783
01:03:40,173 --> 01:03:42,334
Just call me
if anything connects.

784
01:03:42,410 --> 01:03:44,377
I'm sure it will.

785
01:03:45,580 --> 01:03:47,741
Shit always floats
our way, don't it?

786
01:03:47,815 --> 01:03:49,578
Chief.

787
01:03:49,651 --> 01:03:53,347
You keep your mouth open wide enough,
maybe you'd catch it all.

788
01:03:53,420 --> 01:03:55,788
Don't fuck this up, assholes.

789
01:03:55,858 --> 01:03:58,325
Have fun scraping all them
brains up off the road.

790
01:03:58,393 --> 01:04:00,624
See ya later, Kenny.

791
01:04:10,204 --> 01:04:14,643
This is bullshit. I trust that fucker
Charlie about as much as I trust you.

792
01:04:14,711 --> 01:04:17,270
Where the hell you get off
talking shit about Charlie?

793
01:04:17,346 --> 01:04:20,805
Hey, I know what I know,
and I know I don't like that nut sack.

794
01:04:20,884 --> 01:04:22,818
Well, unless you got
a better suggestion,

795
01:04:22,886 --> 01:04:25,650
I suggest you keep
your fucking pie hole shut.

796
01:04:25,722 --> 01:04:28,692
That is the only
remotely safe place I know about.

797
01:04:29,961 --> 01:04:32,394
Hey, man,
if anyone's interested,

798
01:04:32,462 --> 01:04:35,057
I think I'm gonna be wanting
some ice cream in about 10 miles.

799
01:04:35,132 --> 01:04:37,191
"Hey man, think I'm gonna be wanting

800
01:04:37,268 --> 01:04:38,758
some ice cream in about 10 miles. "

801
01:04:38,836 --> 01:04:40,861
Don't you fucking imitate me!
It's fucking rude!

802
01:04:40,938 --> 01:04:43,634
"I know what I know
and I know I don't like that nut sack. "

803
01:04:43,708 --> 01:04:45,403
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!

804
01:04:45,475 --> 01:04:47,944
Two fucking seconds for the kids,
is that gonna kill you?

805
01:04:48,012 --> 01:04:49,946
Yes, it is gonna kill me.

806
01:04:50,014 --> 01:04:52,278
I have calculated the time
and two seconds is

807
01:04:52,350 --> 01:04:55,376
the exact amount of time
that's a hazard to my fucking health!

808
01:04:55,453 --> 01:04:58,183
Come on, don't be
such a fucking drag, I'm starving.

809
01:04:58,255 --> 01:05:00,087
Hey, eat this.

810
01:05:00,158 --> 01:05:03,525
What is your fucking problem?
I'm in and out in two seconds.

811
01:05:03,594 --> 01:05:07,190
I think I'm gonna get me
tuttifuckingfruity.

812
01:05:07,265 --> 01:05:09,928
Tuttifuckingfruity,
that sounds good.

813
01:05:10,003 --> 01:05:11,971
Both:
Tuttifuckingfruity!

814
01:05:12,038 --> 01:05:14,836
- Shut up!
- Tuttifuckingfruity!

815
01:05:14,907 --> 01:05:17,706
- Shut up! Shut up!
- Tutti-fucking-fruity!

816
01:05:17,777 --> 01:05:19,745
Tuttifuckingfruity!

817
01:05:19,812 --> 01:05:24,112
There is no fucking ice cream
in your fucking future.

818
01:05:34,061 --> 01:05:36,928
Mm, dee-licious!

819
01:05:39,266 --> 01:05:43,134
I don't know why you have to be
such a grouch. This is really good.

820
01:05:43,203 --> 01:05:45,296
Here, have some.

821
01:05:45,372 --> 01:05:46,666
Fuck you.

822
01:05:50,845 --> 01:05:52,665
Tutti fucking fruity!

823
01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:41,028
Hey, piggy...

824
01:06:41,099 --> 01:06:43,397
Yeah, over here, come on.

825
01:06:43,468 --> 01:06:45,901
Come and get it.

826
01:06:45,969 --> 01:06:49,201
Yes, Mr. Wy-fucking-dell.

827
01:06:49,273 --> 01:06:53,334
Piggy, come over here
and get some.

828
01:06:55,413 --> 01:06:57,710
Don't fucking move, clown.

829
01:06:57,781 --> 01:06:59,749
You looking for somebody?

830
01:07:04,423 --> 01:07:06,856
George?

831
01:07:06,924 --> 01:07:08,893
What the hell you doing
down here, George?

832
01:07:10,896 --> 01:07:13,057
I live here now.

833
01:07:13,133 --> 01:07:16,569
No. You got that
all wrong, George.

834
01:07:16,636 --> 01:07:18,967
I mean,
this ain't your home.

835
01:07:19,037 --> 01:07:21,598
I got no choice, Johnny.

836
01:07:22,875 --> 01:07:24,810
This here is my fate.

837
01:07:24,878 --> 01:07:28,575
I cannot rest until
this whole thing is over.

838
01:07:28,648 --> 01:07:31,081
And I'm asking you,
brother...

839
01:07:32,919 --> 01:07:35,045
kill 'em, John.
End this shit now.

840
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:38,454
I'm-I'm walking the line on this,
brother. I'm walking the line.

841
01:07:41,495 --> 01:07:43,520
Well, Mother pin a rose on me.

842
01:07:43,597 --> 01:07:45,394
That is so great.

843
01:07:45,466 --> 01:07:48,629
I want these motherfuckers dead!

844
01:07:48,702 --> 01:07:50,533
Kill 'em!

845
01:07:50,604 --> 01:07:52,435
I'm sorry, George.

846
01:08:00,315 --> 01:08:04,684
- Yeah?
- Hey, I think I found your guy.

847
01:08:04,753 --> 01:08:07,551
Yeah, a friend of mine,
about 10 years ago,

848
01:08:07,622 --> 01:08:09,988
he used to buy hooch
from this guy out here.

849
01:08:10,058 --> 01:08:11,184
Mm-hmm.

850
01:08:11,259 --> 01:08:16,493
Went by the name
of Wolf J Flywheel.

851
01:08:16,566 --> 01:08:20,024
Yeah, but-but his partner
called himself "The Captain. "

852
01:08:20,102 --> 01:08:23,765
Sounds like the fuckers
we're looking for, huh?

853
01:08:23,839 --> 01:08:27,138
Yeah, Wolf J Flywheel.
That name's on the list.

854
01:08:27,210 --> 01:08:29,610
Apparently,
now Wolf J

855
01:08:29,679 --> 01:08:32,807
goes by the name
of Charlie Altamont.

856
01:08:34,617 --> 01:08:37,882
All right, good.
You know what to do.

857
01:08:37,954 --> 01:08:41,321
We wouldn't be talking if I didn't.

858
01:08:43,726 --> 01:08:45,457
So is the shit on?

859
01:08:45,530 --> 01:08:47,464
The shit is on.

860
01:08:47,532 --> 01:08:49,294
Fucking A.

861
01:08:56,442 --> 01:08:58,409
Open the door, Deputy.

862
01:09:03,181 --> 01:09:05,776
Take the night off, Freddy.
I'll watch the prisoner.

863
01:09:10,054 --> 01:09:11,988
Well well well,

864
01:09:12,056 --> 01:09:15,618
working late tonight,
aren't we, Sheriff?

865
01:09:16,662 --> 01:09:18,323
What's the matter?

866
01:09:18,397 --> 01:09:22,299
Can't sleep?
Hell running loose in the streets?

867
01:09:22,368 --> 01:09:25,303
Or did ya
just miss Mama?

868
01:09:27,741 --> 01:09:31,176
As a matter of fact,
I was feeling kinda lonely.

869
01:09:33,947 --> 01:09:36,540
I knew you couldn't
stay away.

870
01:09:36,616 --> 01:09:38,584
I got that
power over men.

871
01:09:40,820 --> 01:09:43,379
Women like me
are a rare breed.

872
01:09:43,455 --> 01:09:45,184
Don't you agree?

873
01:09:45,257 --> 01:09:47,384
Oh, yes, ma'am, I do.

874
01:09:47,459 --> 01:09:49,427
I ain't been broken,
you know.

875
01:09:50,563 --> 01:09:52,532
Men like that.

876
01:09:54,736 --> 01:09:59,196
Ooh, you got me going
this afternoon.

877
01:09:59,274 --> 01:10:01,834
You think you
can break me?

878
01:10:01,910 --> 01:10:04,777
You like it rough?

879
01:10:06,380 --> 01:10:12,251
Oh, honey, you can have it
any way you want.

880
01:10:12,321 --> 01:10:14,289
I don't want it rough.

881
01:10:17,558 --> 01:10:19,526
Oh!

882
01:10:20,996 --> 01:10:22,726
I like it hot...

883
01:10:22,799 --> 01:10:24,733
and slow.

884
01:10:24,801 --> 01:10:27,429
Hot...

885
01:10:27,503 --> 01:10:29,801
- and slow.
- Mmm.

886
01:10:29,872 --> 01:10:31,806
- Hot... and slow.
- Mmm.

887
01:10:31,874 --> 01:10:35,037
Yeah.

888
01:10:43,152 --> 01:10:45,086
- You like that, Mama?
- Oh, yeah.

889
01:10:45,154 --> 01:10:47,122
You like that, Mama?

890
01:10:50,928 --> 01:10:52,896
I...

891
01:10:55,533 --> 01:10:57,626
Yeah.

892
01:11:57,030 --> 01:11:59,056
Check this place out.

893
01:12:01,669 --> 01:12:03,933
Whoa.

894
01:12:04,005 --> 01:12:08,601
I know that ain't Cutter walking
towards me with that stupid grin.

895
01:12:08,676 --> 01:12:12,772
'Cause I know I swore
if I ever saw that dumb-cunt-

896
01:12:12,847 --> 01:12:15,941
no-good-piece-of-shit-
motherfucking brother of mine,

897
01:12:16,017 --> 01:12:20,284
he'd soon be a dead piece- of-shit-
no-good-motherfucking brother of mine.

898
01:12:20,355 --> 01:12:22,482
Okay, everybody
in the peanut gallery,

899
01:12:22,558 --> 01:12:25,117
Simon says hands up.

900
01:12:25,194 --> 01:12:27,560
He said put
your fucking hands up!

901
01:12:27,629 --> 01:12:29,994
What the fuck
is this shit?

902
01:12:31,601 --> 01:12:35,058
You bring us all the way out here
and this prick pulls a gun on us?

903
01:12:35,137 --> 01:12:38,129
- Nice fucking plan, daisy.
- Just do it!

904
01:12:38,208 --> 01:12:41,541
- He's a crazy pigfucking son...
- What'd you call me?!

905
01:12:41,611 --> 01:12:43,977
Well, if you
give me a chance,

906
01:12:44,047 --> 01:12:48,542
I was gonna call you a crazy-pig-
fucking-dumb-ass-pussy piece of shit.

907
01:12:48,619 --> 01:12:51,143
Oh, brother,
you's a dead man.

908
01:13:01,765 --> 01:13:04,667
Ain't that the most goddamn
realest water gun you ever did see?

909
01:13:07,204 --> 01:13:09,901
Oh, shit!
That was great, man.

910
01:13:09,975 --> 01:13:14,036
Sorry about that, it's just a little game we
used to always play on folks.

911
01:13:14,111 --> 01:13:15,909
- And it still works!
- Hell, yeah.

912
01:13:15,981 --> 01:13:19,417
- That's a fucking hoot.
- Johnny, this is my daughter, Baby.

913
01:13:19,484 --> 01:13:22,009
- My niece?
- Yes!

914
01:13:22,087 --> 01:13:24,487
You all grown up.
Give me some love!

915
01:13:25,957 --> 01:13:27,788
And you remember
happy boy here.

916
01:13:27,859 --> 01:13:30,953
Are you still an asshole?

917
01:13:32,531 --> 01:13:35,398
This is Casey,
my most limber lady.

918
01:13:35,467 --> 01:13:37,026
And this is Candy,
my special lady

919
01:13:37,103 --> 01:13:40,904
and my... top-earning gal.

920
01:13:40,974 --> 01:13:42,908
What you looking at?

921
01:13:42,976 --> 01:13:46,707
- I'm looking at you, mama.
- You see something you like?

922
01:13:46,780 --> 01:13:49,943
Maybe. I set my standards low
so I'm never disappointed.

923
01:13:50,017 --> 01:13:53,043
Oh, well,
I don't disappoint.

924
01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:55,088
Ooh...

925
01:13:55,155 --> 01:13:58,215
Fuck, let's go inside.

926
01:13:58,292 --> 01:14:00,317
No sense standing
around like...

927
01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:03,363
stonefoot roosters
in a fuck farm!

928
01:14:05,699 --> 01:14:08,031
- Let's celebrate.
- Oh, yeah.

929
01:14:39,468 --> 01:14:41,403
You know,
I gotta tell ya,

930
01:14:41,471 --> 01:14:45,464
that is some catch-phrase
you got there.

931
01:14:45,542 --> 01:14:46,840
"Devil's Rejects. "

932
01:14:54,317 --> 01:14:56,512
You got something
to say to me, clown?

933
01:14:56,586 --> 01:14:58,748
Huh?

934
01:14:58,823 --> 01:15:00,814
I bet you scare
lots of folks, don't ya?

935
01:15:09,666 --> 01:15:12,601
Yeah, you're a regular,
fucking killer.

936
01:15:14,472 --> 01:15:17,806
You want a piece of this, motherfucker?
You want a piece of this?!

937
01:15:17,876 --> 01:15:21,004
Huh? What you got?!
What you got?!

938
01:15:31,823 --> 01:15:35,520
Lord, I am
Your arm of justice.

939
01:15:35,594 --> 01:15:38,722
Lord, I am Your
arm of justice.

940
01:15:38,798 --> 01:15:40,731
Lord...

941
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:43,563
I am Your arm of justice,

942
01:15:43,635 --> 01:15:45,603
Your righteous sword
of vengeance.

943
01:15:47,473 --> 01:15:49,840
Let my blows be true.

944
01:15:58,718 --> 01:16:01,950
Oh, yeah,
Lord have mercy!

945
01:16:02,022 --> 01:16:03,784
What a morning.

946
01:16:03,857 --> 01:16:05,620
- Clevon!
- Yeah, boss.

947
01:16:05,692 --> 01:16:09,129
You know why I come here
to get these chickens?

948
01:16:09,196 --> 01:16:10,753
No, boss.

949
01:16:10,830 --> 01:16:13,799
'Cause my brother makes
the best fried chicken in the world.

950
01:16:13,866 --> 01:16:15,300
Is that right?

951
01:16:15,369 --> 01:16:17,337
Good morning, good morning, sir!
How are you?

952
01:16:17,404 --> 01:16:19,168
How y'all doing?
Good morning.

953
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:21,401
Good good good.
What ya got for me?

954
01:16:21,476 --> 01:16:24,104
We got these real cute
barred rock chickens here.

955
01:16:24,179 --> 01:16:27,239
- Yeah, I see it.
- Got them nice, long-legged...

956
01:16:27,315 --> 01:16:29,784
- Rhode Island red chickens.
- Rhode Island red!

957
01:16:29,852 --> 01:16:31,786
- Yeah.
- Oh, I like them!

958
01:16:31,854 --> 01:16:34,448
I want a Rhode Island red
for me, all right?

959
01:16:34,523 --> 01:16:36,991
- Two of 'em. Yeah.
- Rhode Island red, two?

960
01:16:38,794 --> 01:16:41,490
Now, y'all ain't planning on fucking
these chickens, are you?

961
01:16:47,503 --> 01:16:49,994
What the fuck are
you getting at?

962
01:16:50,072 --> 01:16:52,042
Do you fuck chickens?

963
01:16:52,109 --> 01:16:57,308
Well, I have thought
about fucking some chickens before.

964
01:16:57,380 --> 01:17:00,872
If you want to have a good time
and you need some pussy,

965
01:17:00,951 --> 01:17:02,851
you can cut
that chicken's head off

966
01:17:02,919 --> 01:17:05,547
and stick your dick
in that ass of that chicken,

967
01:17:05,622 --> 01:17:10,219
and that damn chicken'll go crazy
on your ass and go...

968
01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:14,491
Are you saying that I would cut off
a chicken's head, put my dick in it,

969
01:17:14,564 --> 01:17:18,228
fuck it
and go "Aaahhh"?

970
01:17:18,301 --> 01:17:21,169
You accusing me of fucking
a chicken, motherfucker?

971
01:17:21,239 --> 01:17:23,333
No, I ain't call you
a chicken fucker, but...

972
01:17:23,407 --> 01:17:25,602
boy over there looks
sexually frustrated and...

973
01:17:25,676 --> 01:17:27,645
I don't approve
of chicken fucking.

974
01:17:27,713 --> 01:17:30,511
- You hear what he called me, boss?
- My mistake.

975
01:17:30,582 --> 01:17:32,210
He called me
a fucking chicken fucker!

976
01:17:32,285 --> 01:17:35,082
Go back and grab
the fucking chickens, Clevon.

977
01:17:37,489 --> 01:17:40,014
- Here's five.
- Appreciate it, thank y'all.

978
01:17:40,092 --> 01:17:41,492
He's a chicken fucker!

979
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:43,495
That's all right,
put it back there.

980
01:17:43,562 --> 01:17:45,428
Next time, we go
someplace else.

981
01:17:45,498 --> 01:17:47,761
We ain't never buying
chickens from him again, boss!

982
01:17:47,833 --> 01:17:49,960
I know, I know.

983
01:17:50,035 --> 01:17:52,003
You inbred! Inbred!

984
01:18:02,715 --> 01:18:05,047
Wolf J Flywheel?

985
01:18:06,387 --> 01:18:09,413
Get your motherfucking
pimp ass over here now.

986
01:18:11,991 --> 01:18:14,858
Who are you talking about, man?
Who you talking to?

987
01:18:17,565 --> 01:18:21,331
What's going on, Sheriff?
What'd we do?

988
01:18:21,402 --> 01:18:23,371
What's going on, baby?

989
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:27,541
You and me,
we're gonna have a little powwow

990
01:18:27,610 --> 01:18:29,236
about a certain Captain Spaulding

991
01:18:29,311 --> 01:18:31,940
and his merry band
of assholes.

992
01:18:33,616 --> 01:18:36,949
- Captain who?
- You know what I'm talking about,

993
01:18:37,018 --> 01:18:38,987
am I correct?

994
01:18:40,222 --> 01:18:43,522
Hey, Sheriff...
not in the middle of the street.

995
01:18:43,593 --> 01:18:45,788
Ain't no sense
in getting crazy out here.

996
01:18:48,064 --> 01:18:51,124
I don't like no motherfuckers
playing dumb with me.

997
01:18:51,199 --> 01:18:54,067
Now, let me tell you
the way it's gonna go down.

998
01:18:54,136 --> 01:18:56,468
You're gonna make sure
all three of them dirtbags

999
01:18:56,539 --> 01:18:59,508
are present and accounted
for tonight at midnight. You got me?

1000
01:18:59,575 --> 01:19:03,306
You understand me?
Charlie! You got me?

1001
01:19:11,088 --> 01:19:13,318
What if I say no?

1002
01:19:13,389 --> 01:19:16,518
Then I ought to shoot your ass
right fucking here and now,

1003
01:19:16,593 --> 01:19:18,457
you and that other
ugly motherfucker.

1004
01:19:18,528 --> 01:19:21,157
And I'm gonna forget this
conversation ever happened.

1005
01:19:21,232 --> 01:19:24,565
Tonight, midnight.

1006
01:19:28,740 --> 01:19:31,470
It's a bad day to fuck
with me, Charlie boy.

1007
01:19:48,594 --> 01:19:52,622
Hey, we got you this far. Shit.

1008
01:19:52,699 --> 01:19:56,327
Without us, you'd still be swimming
around with your head up your ass.

1009
01:19:58,570 --> 01:20:01,801
Hey, Chief, don't sweat it.
Have a beer.

1010
01:20:01,874 --> 01:20:04,570
It's all going to work out
to your satisfaction.

1011
01:20:04,644 --> 01:20:08,978
If I were you, I'd put the beer down
and keep your mind on business

1012
01:20:09,049 --> 01:20:11,643
before business jumps up
and bites you right in the ass.

1013
01:20:11,719 --> 01:20:13,687
Don't worry
about me, boss.

1014
01:20:13,754 --> 01:20:16,415
They'll think goddamn King Kong
came down from Skull Island

1015
01:20:16,489 --> 01:20:19,516
and raped them
a new fucking asshole.

1016
01:20:19,593 --> 01:20:22,961
Hey, man, don't give me
none of that cocky-ass-

1017
01:20:23,030 --> 01:20:27,524
yard-bird-pumping-iron-I'm-the-baddest-
motherfucker-that-ever-lived horseshit.

1018
01:20:27,601 --> 01:20:30,468
That might work on some Johnny
Redneck bail jumper,

1019
01:20:30,538 --> 01:20:32,335
but that don't
mean shit to me.

1020
01:20:32,406 --> 01:20:34,738
Then I suggest
you pick up the bat phone

1021
01:20:34,810 --> 01:20:36,470
and call some
new motherfuckers in.

1022
01:20:36,544 --> 01:20:38,342
Dime a dozen, man.
Fuck you.

1023
01:20:38,413 --> 01:20:39,881
- Fuck me?
- Yeah.

1024
01:20:39,949 --> 01:20:41,415
Fuck you, motherfucker!

1025
01:20:41,483 --> 01:20:44,179
Hey, hold it, hold it!
We gotta cool our shit, here!

1026
01:20:46,521 --> 01:20:51,892
Look, you hired the unholy two because
you wanted the best money could buy.

1027
01:20:51,961 --> 01:20:54,394
Now, you got nothing
to worry about.

1028
01:20:54,463 --> 01:20:56,761
We're gonna
get the job done.

1029
01:20:56,833 --> 01:21:00,563
Might talk a lot of shit,
but we will get the job done.

1030
01:21:00,635 --> 01:21:02,466
Here's the deal.

1031
01:21:02,537 --> 01:21:05,166
I don't give a good God damn
what condition they're in.

1032
01:21:05,241 --> 01:21:08,767
I just want 'em alive so I can piss
in their face before they die.

1033
01:21:11,015 --> 01:21:13,448
You are one sick
fucking pirate.

1034
01:21:13,516 --> 01:21:16,078
Hey, Billy Ray,
your mama's on the phone.

1035
01:21:16,154 --> 01:21:18,247
She owes me 14 bucks!
Get down here.

1036
01:21:18,323 --> 01:21:22,157
- Better keep a rope on that asshole.
- Yeah, I know.

1037
01:21:22,227 --> 01:21:24,717
Now look, G,
let me explain something to you.

1038
01:21:24,795 --> 01:21:28,925
You've been using a bazooka
to exterminate three little roaches.

1039
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:31,934
Now when you hunt roaches,
you don't blow up your house.

1040
01:21:32,003 --> 01:21:34,267
You send in an exterminator
so he can...

1041
01:21:34,339 --> 01:21:36,102
he crawls like a roach;

1042
01:21:36,174 --> 01:21:38,733
He thinks like a roach;
He has a little roach mind...

1043
01:21:38,809 --> 01:21:42,212
Hey... you be careful

1044
01:21:42,281 --> 01:21:45,512
or maybe you get
stepped on like a roach.

1045
01:22:05,871 --> 01:22:07,839
I'm gonna tell you
something, brother,

1046
01:22:07,907 --> 01:22:09,636
you have got it made.

1047
01:22:09,708 --> 01:22:13,907
Please, man, don't be
fooled by the glamour.

1048
01:22:13,980 --> 01:22:16,711
I got trouble.
Don't get me started.

1049
01:22:16,784 --> 01:22:18,445
Trouble. What kinda
trouble you got?

1050
01:22:18,519 --> 01:22:21,579
Man, you got hot and cold
running pussy on tap!

1051
01:22:21,656 --> 01:22:24,819
Man, dealing with these
greedy bitches

1052
01:22:24,892 --> 01:22:26,792
ain't all it's cracked up to be.

1053
01:22:34,902 --> 01:22:37,496
Brother, brother...

1054
01:22:41,042 --> 01:22:43,510
Go ahead.
Pick it up, pick it up.

1055
01:22:43,578 --> 01:22:45,876
Take a hit on this.

1056
01:22:45,947 --> 01:22:48,576
Man, I got the best, mmm.

1057
01:22:48,650 --> 01:22:50,618
Take one for me too, man.

1058
01:22:52,721 --> 01:22:55,713
Hey, listen, you got a nose
like a vacuum cleaner.

1059
01:22:55,791 --> 01:22:57,759
Don't do up all my cocaine.

1060
01:22:57,826 --> 01:23:01,455
Brother, would I
do that to you?

1061
01:23:01,530 --> 01:23:03,498
No, you my brother...

1062
01:23:03,565 --> 01:23:05,533
- See?
... and I love you.

1063
01:23:05,601 --> 01:23:07,570
- All right.
- All right, baby.

1064
01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:13,741
But I love my cocaine better.
Fuck you.

1065
01:23:13,810 --> 01:23:16,608
Oh, man, that's some
cold shit right there.

1066
01:23:18,615 --> 01:23:22,245
Well, any port
in a fucking storm.

1067
01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:31,888
Mmm.

1068
01:25:49,774 --> 01:25:54,143
Charlie, brother,
my brother...

1069
01:25:58,150 --> 01:26:00,641
I've been looking
for you, clown.

1070
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:02,688
Ooh.

1071
01:26:15,601 --> 01:26:17,592
You gonna start the killing,

1072
01:26:17,670 --> 01:26:20,571
you best start it right here.

1073
01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:23,007
Make sure
I'm all the way dead,

1074
01:26:23,077 --> 01:26:26,443
or I will come back
and make you my bitch.

1075
01:26:28,314 --> 01:26:30,283
Bitch that, motherfucker.

1076
01:26:30,350 --> 01:26:33,718
Get up, bitch!

1077
01:26:39,893 --> 01:26:42,919
Stop it! Stop it, motherfucker!

1078
01:26:46,867 --> 01:26:49,428
- Oh! Fuck! Oh!
- Get these scumbags in that truck.

1079
01:26:52,806 --> 01:26:55,072
It wasn't personal, brother.

1080
01:26:55,144 --> 01:26:57,271
Business is business, baby!

1081
01:26:58,514 --> 01:27:00,539
You asshole!

1082
01:27:00,615 --> 01:27:03,312
She's right, Charlie.
You are an asshole.

1083
01:27:03,386 --> 01:27:07,015
Why don't you get on
your fucking horse and ride?

1084
01:27:07,090 --> 01:27:10,491
All right, let's get
this freak show on the road.

1085
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:13,495
What the fuck are you doing there?
Get the fuck up!

1086
01:28:03,849 --> 01:28:05,942
You know, I got
to thank you all...

1087
01:28:07,319 --> 01:28:10,881
for helping me to understand
what my heritage is.

1088
01:28:10,957 --> 01:28:14,484
You see, the Wydells,
they've always been vigilante justice.

1089
01:28:14,561 --> 01:28:19,624
Now, my granddaddy,
he rode with the likes of Tom Horn,

1090
01:28:19,699 --> 01:28:21,758
killing scum like
you for a living.

1091
01:28:23,002 --> 01:28:24,629
We've always
been devil slayers.

1092
01:28:24,704 --> 01:28:26,433
Wake up!

1093
01:28:26,506 --> 01:28:31,000
See I tried to walk the line,

1094
01:28:31,077 --> 01:28:32,908
but now I realize
there is no line.

1095
01:28:32,979 --> 01:28:38,441
We here, we are playing
on a level that most will never see.

1096
01:28:38,518 --> 01:28:41,919
I know my brother George,
he didn't see it.

1097
01:28:41,988 --> 01:28:43,957
Maybe he had a divine moment

1098
01:28:44,024 --> 01:28:46,254
when his brains
hit the floor.

1099
01:28:46,327 --> 01:28:49,320
Yeah, well, maybe you will too.

1100
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:54,935
I got over here
some photographs

1101
01:28:55,003 --> 01:28:58,734
of every missing person
within 100 miles of this shithole.

1102
01:28:58,807 --> 01:29:02,106
Valerie Green.

1103
01:29:02,177 --> 01:29:04,510
Take a look at that.
She was beautiful, huh?

1104
01:29:04,580 --> 01:29:06,945
Hell, anybody'd fuck her.

1105
01:29:09,150 --> 01:29:11,380
This is what she looked like
when we pulled her out

1106
01:29:11,453 --> 01:29:13,284
of your little
fucking torture shack.

1107
01:29:13,355 --> 01:29:15,587
She ain't so fuckable
anymore, huh?

1108
01:29:15,659 --> 01:29:17,285
Oh, yes, she is.

1109
01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:20,728
I cut her tongue out
and tied her to my bed for a month.

1110
01:29:20,797 --> 01:29:23,527
Busted that bitch wide open.

1111
01:29:23,600 --> 01:29:26,592
Well, then you get
to have this as a souvenir.

1112
01:29:38,447 --> 01:29:41,280
What about
Mary Knowles, anybody?

1113
01:29:41,350 --> 01:29:43,649
That fucking bitch is mine.

1114
01:29:43,720 --> 01:29:47,783
No no, she was mine.
I did her, come on. Bring it onto me.

1115
01:29:47,860 --> 01:29:50,225
- Nah, she's all mine.
- Baby, shut the fuck up!

1116
01:29:50,295 --> 01:29:53,823
Baby, you want her,
you got her.

1117
01:29:57,937 --> 01:30:00,030
Fuck, fuck!

1118
01:30:01,073 --> 01:30:03,597
Come and get me,
motherfucker!

1119
01:30:07,378 --> 01:30:09,142
Motherfucker!

1120
01:30:23,129 --> 01:30:25,494
You see this picture?

1121
01:30:25,564 --> 01:30:27,532
That's my brother George.

1122
01:30:29,502 --> 01:30:32,335
Old George,
he was a good man.

1123
01:30:33,373 --> 01:30:35,341
Very trusting.

1124
01:30:36,476 --> 01:30:38,444
I'm sure that's
what got him killed.

1125
01:30:39,678 --> 01:30:41,772
Anyway, y'all take
a good look at that.

1126
01:30:43,884 --> 01:30:46,444
Because that's the reason
you gonna die tonight.

1127
01:30:46,520 --> 01:30:50,217
Yeah, I remember.

1128
01:30:52,127 --> 01:30:53,992
Stupid fuck just like you.

1129
01:30:54,062 --> 01:30:55,996
Come at me like

1130
01:30:56,064 --> 01:30:59,591
some kinda matinee
fucking cowboy idol.

1131
01:31:02,204 --> 01:31:06,470
All I had to do was point him
in a direction and there he goes,

1132
01:31:06,541 --> 01:31:09,704
Officer Wyfucking-Dell
to the rescue.

1133
01:31:15,550 --> 01:31:17,609
Daddy!

1134
01:31:20,422 --> 01:31:21,855
And I hate fucking clowns.

1135
01:31:25,228 --> 01:31:29,062
Yeah, you couldn't
do all this by yourself!

1136
01:31:36,106 --> 01:31:39,099
I slayed me a devil
just the other day.

1137
01:31:39,176 --> 01:31:41,406
What you think? Huh?

1138
01:31:41,478 --> 01:31:43,605
See any you like?

1139
01:31:43,681 --> 01:31:46,241
You liar.
Those photos ain't real.

1140
01:31:46,316 --> 01:31:48,716
There's no way
you killed Mama.

1141
01:31:48,786 --> 01:31:50,378
No, Baby, they're real.

1142
01:31:50,454 --> 01:31:52,184
Take a look at her right there.

1143
01:31:52,257 --> 01:31:55,623
Take a look at her eyes the way
they are like that. She's dead.

1144
01:31:55,693 --> 01:31:57,628
You know what I did?

1145
01:31:57,696 --> 01:32:00,927
I took my knife and I stuck
it in there real good.

1146
01:32:02,101 --> 01:32:03,795
And I kinda twisted it
a little bit.

1147
01:32:03,868 --> 01:32:06,928
Kinda like fucked her
with it, you know?

1148
01:32:07,005 --> 01:32:08,632
Let me tell you,
that old whore came

1149
01:32:08,707 --> 01:32:11,074
before I fucking took
her miserable life.

1150
01:32:11,143 --> 01:32:14,077
You motherfucker.
I'm gonna fucking kill you!

1151
01:32:14,146 --> 01:32:15,737
You gonna kill me?

1152
01:32:15,814 --> 01:32:17,442
You're gonna
fucking kill me?

1153
01:32:17,515 --> 01:32:20,973
- Get off me, fucker!
- You take a good look at that, bitch.

1154
01:32:21,052 --> 01:32:24,579
Take a good, fucking look.
You were her little angel,

1155
01:32:24,656 --> 01:32:26,681
her little angel.

1156
01:32:26,758 --> 01:32:30,389
That's why I got something
special in mind for you.

1157
01:32:30,464 --> 01:32:32,329
Yeah? Well I can't fucking wait.

1158
01:32:32,399 --> 01:32:35,926
If you want it, here it is.
Come and get it. Come on!

1159
01:32:41,242 --> 01:32:43,335
From delusion, lead me to truth.

1160
01:32:43,411 --> 01:32:45,379
From darkness, lead me to light.

1161
01:32:46,780 --> 01:32:51,343
From death, lead me to eternal life.

1162
01:32:54,655 --> 01:32:57,522
Hallelujah!

1163
01:32:57,592 --> 01:32:59,526
Are you feeling it, brother?

1164
01:33:18,714 --> 01:33:20,705
It's time to end this little charade.

1165
01:33:20,783 --> 01:33:24,583
Look, you're free.

1166
01:33:25,654 --> 01:33:27,280
Run.

1167
01:33:27,356 --> 01:33:29,255
I said fucking run!

1168
01:33:39,436 --> 01:33:41,529
Burn well, motherfuckers.

1169
01:33:59,623 --> 01:34:01,215
Come and get it!

1170
01:34:04,094 --> 01:34:05,755
I can hear you, Baby girl!

1171
01:34:10,802 --> 01:34:13,794
I can hear you!

1172
01:34:13,872 --> 01:34:15,999
I got something here for ya!

1173
01:34:18,009 --> 01:34:19,135
What's that I smell?

1174
01:34:20,645 --> 01:34:22,306
It smells like rabbit!

1175
01:35:02,724 --> 01:35:06,386
It's me, Charlie, calm down.

1176
01:35:06,460 --> 01:35:08,291
How could you do this?
You ruined everything!

1177
01:35:08,362 --> 01:35:11,196
Calm down, Baby!
This is not the time.

1178
01:35:11,266 --> 01:35:14,292
- Gotta get you outta here.
- Daddy and Otis are in the house...

1179
01:35:14,369 --> 01:35:17,338
I'll get them, but first we gotta
get you someplace safe.

1180
01:35:17,405 --> 01:35:18,599
Now, come on.

1181
01:35:29,451 --> 01:35:33,649
Cutter! Cutter, wake up!
Cutter, wake up!

1182
01:35:33,722 --> 01:35:35,987
Cutter! Wake the fuck up!
Wake the fuck up!

1183
01:35:41,430 --> 01:35:44,890
- Wait in the car and I'll go get them.
- I want to go!

1184
01:35:44,969 --> 01:35:46,903
Oh, just get in! Go on.

1185
01:35:49,673 --> 01:35:51,641
Stay put.

1186
01:35:54,345 --> 01:35:55,777
Charlie!

1187
01:36:17,402 --> 01:36:20,098
Run, Baby girl, run.

1188
01:36:20,172 --> 01:36:22,038
Run!

1189
01:36:22,108 --> 01:36:24,702
Run! Run!

1190
01:36:24,776 --> 01:36:26,540
Run run run!

1191
01:36:31,883 --> 01:36:33,818
Lord, I bet that hurts.

1192
01:36:33,885 --> 01:36:36,514
Man, I could hear
that bone shatter from right here.

1193
01:36:37,790 --> 01:36:39,553
What the hell we got here?

1194
01:36:39,625 --> 01:36:42,594
Hey, looky here,
I got something for you.

1195
01:36:42,662 --> 01:36:44,857
Uh-huh.

1196
01:36:44,931 --> 01:36:46,694
Oh, yeah, I got
something for ya.

1197
01:36:46,766 --> 01:36:49,235
Hey, get up!

1198
01:36:49,303 --> 01:36:51,897
Come on, I said get up!

1199
01:36:51,972 --> 01:36:53,906
- Fuck you.
- I don't know about you,

1200
01:36:53,974 --> 01:36:57,102
but I sure wish I had
a bullwhip for this occasion,

1201
01:36:57,177 --> 01:36:59,577
but I found this.
I reckon it'll do.

1202
01:37:01,915 --> 01:37:04,406
You like that?
You like the feeling of being helpless?

1203
01:37:04,485 --> 01:37:08,182
At the mercy of someone
who's as sadistic and deranged as you?!

1204
01:37:08,255 --> 01:37:11,349
Not such a fucking party, is it?
Doesn't make it you feel proud?

1205
01:37:11,425 --> 01:37:15,486
- Fuck you!
- Fuck me? Oh, no.

1206
01:37:15,562 --> 01:37:17,860
Fuck you!
Fuck you!

1207
01:38:01,845 --> 01:38:03,813
Tiny.

1208
01:38:07,351 --> 01:38:11,720
Daddy and Otis are
still in the house. Go get 'em.

1209
01:38:15,727 --> 01:38:18,092
The nails!
The nails!

1210
01:38:32,745 --> 01:38:35,304
Tiny! Tiny!
Come on, man!

1211
01:39:00,674 --> 01:39:02,539
Daddy!

1212
01:39:02,610 --> 01:39:05,170
Baby? Baby!

1213
01:39:05,245 --> 01:39:07,214
You're okay!

1214
01:39:10,551 --> 01:39:12,178
Yes.

1215
01:39:29,171 --> 01:39:31,003
Ow! Oh!

1216
01:39:40,650 --> 01:39:42,675
You sure about this?

1217
01:39:46,088 --> 01:39:47,555
We'll come back
for you.

