0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 (Like, Share and Follow our Instagram @Layarkaca21indo.id for Support) 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,167 Hey, check out the Wurlitzer! 2 00:00:03,251 --> 00:00:05,542 How 'bout a bit of Australiana, eh? 3 00:00:11,667 --> 00:00:14,167 This is the Drumtastic 9000. 4 00:00:14,251 --> 00:00:16,751 Auto chords. Yeah, baby! 5 00:00:19,751 --> 00:00:21,417 And now for my big finish - 6 00:00:21,501 --> 00:00:23,209 fire up the Leslie and the subwoofer. 7 00:00:25,334 --> 00:00:27,584 Hey, Gale! Did you hear any of that? 8 00:00:29,667 --> 00:00:32,834 The whole thing's just dynamite! 9 00:00:34,751 --> 00:00:37,084 Oh, I wonder what the poor people are doing today. 10 00:00:37,209 --> 00:00:39,501 Oh, no, you've gotta screw deeper. You gotta screw deeper. 11 00:00:39,584 --> 00:00:41,376 - She'll be right. - Here. Hold this. 12 00:00:41,459 --> 00:00:43,626 Oh, here we go with the umbrella business! 13 00:00:43,709 --> 00:00:45,792 He's parasol paranoid, I'm telling you. 14 00:00:45,876 --> 00:00:47,334 Terrified of umbrellas. 15 00:00:50,209 --> 00:00:53,001 What the hell happened in the 1970s? 16 00:00:53,084 --> 00:00:55,667 A decade with too much time, too much money 17 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:58,001 and way too much cask wine on its hands. 18 00:00:58,251 --> 00:00:59,417 Stop. 19 00:00:59,501 --> 00:01:00,792 Thanks to a birthday present 20 00:01:00,876 --> 00:01:02,667 that would go on to make me a dishonest living, 21 00:01:02,751 --> 00:01:06,334 I captured everything in the hope that one day 22 00:01:06,417 --> 00:01:08,042 I could edit the madness together 23 00:01:08,126 --> 00:01:09,542 and answer the question - 24 00:01:09,834 --> 00:01:13,709 what was going through our poor misguided heads? 25 00:01:14,001 --> 00:01:16,876 My big home movies starred a bunch of ratbags 26 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:20,209 who all lived on the same block - Wyong Place. 27 00:01:21,709 --> 00:01:23,334 Wedged in time somewhere 28 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,626 between Penny Lane and Wall Street, 29 00:01:25,709 --> 00:01:28,917 meet three rudderless families who lived, surfed 30 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:31,959 and spectacularly crossed the line together. 31 00:01:32,251 --> 00:01:33,917 A lot of people to meet in the next few minutes, 32 00:01:34,001 --> 00:01:35,459 but it's not a test. 33 00:01:35,709 --> 00:01:37,459 Just enjoy the slideshow. 34 00:01:37,542 --> 00:01:40,042 One, two, three. 35 00:01:40,126 --> 00:01:42,126 Open your eyes. 36 00:01:42,209 --> 00:01:43,876 Rack off! 37 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:47,626 The Hall house was a disaster movie in the making. 38 00:01:47,709 --> 00:01:50,667 Gerome Hall was the coolest kid in school. 39 00:01:52,334 --> 00:01:55,042 He was also my stuntman. 40 00:02:02,042 --> 00:02:03,459 And cut! 41 00:02:03,542 --> 00:02:05,542 If this water goes pink again, I'm gonna cop it! 42 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,501 We're fucking on it, alright?! 43 00:02:07,584 --> 00:02:09,917 - Die! Die! - No, don't! Stop! 44 00:02:10,209 --> 00:02:12,126 Arggh! 45 00:02:12,417 --> 00:02:15,126 Gerome's dad couldn't win an egg and spoon race. 46 00:02:15,209 --> 00:02:16,834 Keith Hall rapped his knuckles raw 47 00:02:16,917 --> 00:02:18,542 trying to feed six hungry mouths 48 00:02:18,626 --> 00:02:20,376 with nothing between him and their next meal 49 00:02:20,459 --> 00:02:22,167 but a mangy encyclopedia. 50 00:02:22,251 --> 00:02:24,209 Are you dreaming of a better world? 51 00:02:24,292 --> 00:02:27,292 I'm Keith Hall from Funk & Wagnalls Encyclopedias. 52 00:02:27,542 --> 00:02:28,667 Yours to take home 53 00:02:28,751 --> 00:02:30,626 with only the common cents jingling in your pocket. 54 00:02:30,959 --> 00:02:33,834 With every overly abundant currency vestibule, 55 00:02:33,917 --> 00:02:35,876 you'll receive the next gold-embossed, 56 00:02:35,959 --> 00:02:38,292 cliff-hanging tome that will be delivered... 57 00:02:38,376 --> 00:02:42,001 Gerome! I'm on a bloody call with Mrs Darlington of Dapto! 58 00:02:43,751 --> 00:02:45,459 Kaye, my sweet? 59 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,834 Please set the table for luncheon. 60 00:02:48,917 --> 00:02:51,167 With her husband going pink in the wash 61 00:02:51,251 --> 00:02:53,667 and her kids' hair going green in the pool, 62 00:02:53,751 --> 00:02:55,376 Kaye Hall didn't leave the house much. 63 00:02:55,667 --> 00:02:58,917 Agoraphobia, like skin cancer and political correctness, 64 00:02:59,001 --> 00:03:00,501 hadn't been invented yet. 65 00:03:00,751 --> 00:03:02,501 Mum! 66 00:03:02,584 --> 00:03:03,626 Kaye and Keith were 67 00:03:03,709 --> 00:03:06,584 the sunburnt centrefolds of Nobby's Beach. 68 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:08,751 Then...a light went out. 69 00:03:10,042 --> 00:03:11,834 Keith turned to classy porn magazines 70 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:14,042 like Inspect-Her Gadget, 71 00:03:14,126 --> 00:03:16,834 and Kaye turned to drink with a deafening silence. 72 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:18,167 Action! 73 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:23,959 Keira Hall loved the water 74 00:03:24,042 --> 00:03:26,001 and bluebottles loved her back. 75 00:03:26,084 --> 00:03:28,251 That's 'cause her dad said she was special. 76 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,167 Not quite the full quid, are ya? 77 00:03:31,542 --> 00:03:33,959 But you are Daddy's favourite. You will come good. 78 00:03:35,959 --> 00:03:38,417 But they're black ones. I don't like black ones. 79 00:03:38,709 --> 00:03:40,834 Nobody likes the black ones, love. 80 00:03:45,084 --> 00:03:47,292 Nah, that was terrible. You're going down there... 81 00:03:47,376 --> 00:03:49,084 OW! 82 00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:53,042 Ow! Unfair, Liam Jones! That really hurt! 83 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:56,167 Not as much as it's gonna! Suck eggs, grogans! 84 00:03:58,376 --> 00:04:00,751 If the Jones boys were gonna experiment, 85 00:04:00,834 --> 00:04:02,626 they may as well do it at home. 86 00:04:02,917 --> 00:04:05,376 So said their parents, Rick and Jo Jones. 87 00:04:07,834 --> 00:04:09,459 They said Rick Jones was the most fun you could have 88 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:10,792 with your pants on. 89 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:13,042 Somebody's gonna get hurt and it's not gonna be me! 90 00:04:13,334 --> 00:04:15,834 The Joneses were the big kahunas on the block - 91 00:04:16,126 --> 00:04:18,626 the biggest house, the biggest car 92 00:04:18,917 --> 00:04:21,084 and the biggest hair. 93 00:04:21,376 --> 00:04:24,376 Rick sold drugs - groundbreaking drugs, 94 00:04:24,459 --> 00:04:26,042 like tanning tablets and Valium. 95 00:04:26,126 --> 00:04:27,334 Drugs that made their way 96 00:04:27,417 --> 00:04:29,709 straight into the gob of his wife. 97 00:04:29,792 --> 00:04:33,084 Jo owned a specialist travel agency. 98 00:04:33,251 --> 00:04:35,126 Travel Exotica. 99 00:04:36,751 --> 00:04:39,292 She didn't have to work. She chose to. 100 00:04:39,376 --> 00:04:41,459 Tahiti looks nice. 101 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:44,376 Simon? Tahiti! 102 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:46,542 Jo knew the world was changing 103 00:04:46,626 --> 00:04:48,584 and she didn't want to miss the gravy boat. 104 00:04:48,709 --> 00:04:51,042 Let 'em learn the hard way. 105 00:04:53,667 --> 00:04:55,126 Naaaaahhh! 106 00:04:58,917 --> 00:05:01,084 If you had to pick a superpower - 107 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,792 to fly or be invisible - 108 00:05:02,876 --> 00:05:04,167 which would it be? 109 00:05:04,709 --> 00:05:07,626 The first great love of my life, Melissa Jones, 110 00:05:07,709 --> 00:05:09,542 chose invisibility. 111 00:05:09,626 --> 00:05:12,334 She was the lost girl that only I could see. 112 00:05:14,626 --> 00:05:16,542 Our fates were sealed by secrets so terrible 113 00:05:16,626 --> 00:05:18,542 nobody dared talk about it. 114 00:05:18,626 --> 00:05:22,167 We were the first generation to wear fully synthetic fabrics. 115 00:05:23,376 --> 00:05:25,876 We were also...the last. 116 00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:29,542 Shit! 117 00:05:29,626 --> 00:05:31,334 Oh, my goodness! The kids! 118 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:38,209 That famous election night left us both scarred for life. 119 00:05:38,292 --> 00:05:41,667 Melly and I were the flammable children. 120 00:05:41,751 --> 00:05:43,626 If Melly Jones picked invisibility, 121 00:05:43,709 --> 00:05:46,209 I, Jeff Marsh, chose flight. 122 00:05:46,292 --> 00:05:48,042 One, two, three. 123 00:05:48,709 --> 00:05:50,834 Not too hot, not too cold. 124 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:52,792 My family was stuck 125 00:05:52,876 --> 00:05:54,792 right in the middle of the cul-de-sac. 126 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:56,084 For cryin' out loud, Gerome! 127 00:05:56,167 --> 00:05:58,334 You're soarin' poor bloody Sandy! 128 00:05:58,417 --> 00:06:00,042 Mr Marsh, you're gonna need a bigger boat. 129 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:01,834 Nick off, will you? 130 00:06:01,917 --> 00:06:05,584 My dad, Bob Marsh, loved playing the organ - badly. 131 00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:08,459 He worked for a successful American gadget importer - 132 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:09,751 K-Tel. 133 00:06:09,834 --> 00:06:11,709 Order now and you'll receive a bonus set of steak knives 134 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:13,542 absolutely free! 135 00:06:21,209 --> 00:06:24,292 Needless to say, there were no surprises on Christmas Day. 136 00:06:24,376 --> 00:06:26,001 Gee, you shouldn't have. 137 00:06:26,084 --> 00:06:27,959 Trace-0-Matic Mark 2! 138 00:06:28,042 --> 00:06:30,042 Uh-oh. Foot odour. 139 00:06:30,126 --> 00:06:32,417 Oh, here she comes. Welcome, Sleeping Beauty. 140 00:06:32,501 --> 00:06:34,501 Oh, I wonder who this is for. Oh, it's for me! 141 00:06:34,584 --> 00:06:36,334 Thank you, darling. 142 00:06:37,792 --> 00:06:40,626 Not on the carpet! It stains. 143 00:06:40,709 --> 00:06:44,126 But wait - there's more! 144 00:06:44,209 --> 00:06:45,876 Hey, Mum? 145 00:06:45,959 --> 00:06:48,667 - I'm talking to the girls! - Mum! 146 00:06:48,751 --> 00:06:50,667 Clean your room! The cleaner's coming! 147 00:06:50,751 --> 00:06:52,376 Let's go. 148 00:06:52,459 --> 00:06:54,376 My dear mum, Gale, was outgoing. 149 00:06:54,459 --> 00:06:56,292 She kept herself busy doing... 150 00:06:56,376 --> 00:06:59,084 ...well, actually, we don't really know what she did, 151 00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:01,542 but we did know that she loved three things especially. 152 00:07:01,626 --> 00:07:03,459 You cannot be serious! 153 00:07:03,542 --> 00:07:05,417 Tennis, shopping and chatter. 154 00:07:05,501 --> 00:07:07,251 I mean, John McEnroe! 155 00:07:07,334 --> 00:07:09,959 My big sister, Bec, was also 'outgoing'. 156 00:07:10,042 --> 00:07:13,084 The family doctor said she was very...active. 157 00:07:18,084 --> 00:07:20,292 Evonne Goolagong is an Aboriginal. 158 00:07:20,376 --> 00:07:22,001 She's just a young native. 159 00:07:22,084 --> 00:07:26,251 But she's just fucking gold! It's extraordinary. 160 00:07:26,334 --> 00:07:28,626 After the boredom of a six-hour shopping marathon, 161 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:30,542 Kmart kryptonite appeared 162 00:07:30,626 --> 00:07:33,917 in the form of important, life-changing foreign cinema. 163 00:07:34,001 --> 00:07:36,001 Come on down and chum some of this shit! 164 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:44,876 That stupid shopping centre gave me something 165 00:07:44,959 --> 00:07:46,584 I didn't even know I was getting - 166 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,126 an education. 167 00:07:49,084 --> 00:07:50,584 My superpower exploded 168 00:07:50,667 --> 00:07:53,459 in the form of a mighty Super 8 camera. 169 00:07:53,542 --> 00:07:55,542 I was armed with a weapon so powerful 170 00:07:55,626 --> 00:07:58,292 I could make boys like Gerome do anything I wanted. 171 00:08:02,667 --> 00:08:05,042 And these three families collided every weekend 172 00:08:05,126 --> 00:08:08,001 in the sand that time and taste forgot. 173 00:08:41,751 --> 00:08:43,376 Bluebottles in the water! 174 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,584 Want a top-up, ladies? 175 00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:50,459 - Oh, yes! - Oh, yes, please! 176 00:08:50,542 --> 00:08:51,751 Oh, you've gotta love a wine box. 177 00:08:51,834 --> 00:08:53,501 You never know how much you've drunk! 178 00:08:53,584 --> 00:08:57,417 Well, you know what they say, don't you? A happy wife... 179 00:08:57,501 --> 00:08:59,209 A happy, long life. 180 00:09:06,876 --> 00:09:09,292 Ooh, mate. That's good. 181 00:09:09,376 --> 00:09:11,084 That's good. 182 00:09:19,417 --> 00:09:22,751 Rooster? Sweetie, could you pick that up for me? 183 00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:24,917 - Oh, sure, no worries, Mrs J. - Ooh! 184 00:09:32,834 --> 00:09:34,751 Now we know why they call it baby oil. 185 00:09:36,626 --> 00:09:38,501 Yeah, you could pop it in the oven. 186 00:09:48,376 --> 00:09:50,167 Eat as much as you can, boys. 187 00:09:52,126 --> 00:09:54,209 Kentucky Fried Crumble! 188 00:09:55,417 --> 00:09:57,126 Boys, get in! 189 00:10:02,376 --> 00:10:05,626 Don't do that, boys! You know they're deadly. 190 00:10:07,709 --> 00:10:11,959 Muuuummm! 191 00:10:13,459 --> 00:10:16,626 Muuummm! 192 00:10:16,709 --> 00:10:19,792 Urine counteracts. Toilets! 193 00:10:19,876 --> 00:10:21,501 - No! Please don't pee on me! - Come on! 194 00:10:21,584 --> 00:10:23,292 Please don't pee on me again! 195 00:10:47,001 --> 00:10:49,084 No! No going in the water 196 00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:51,376 till the whole drumstick goes down, alright? 197 00:10:51,459 --> 00:10:54,542 Oh, stop being a water Nazi. 198 00:10:54,626 --> 00:10:56,542 Go on. Off you go. Knock yourself out. 199 00:10:56,626 --> 00:10:58,251 Love you, Dad! 200 00:11:09,751 --> 00:11:10,751 What now? 201 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:12,751 What's wrong? 202 00:11:13,751 --> 00:11:15,834 Oh, go see what she's done now. 203 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:18,292 What's the down low? 204 00:11:18,376 --> 00:11:21,292 Give us a look. Come on. 205 00:11:27,959 --> 00:11:29,876 Quit your whining! Cut it! 206 00:11:29,959 --> 00:11:31,251 I said cut it! 207 00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:33,792 If you don't quit your whining, you're gonna cop a hiding! 208 00:11:33,876 --> 00:11:35,959 Rick? Deal with it! 209 00:11:36,042 --> 00:11:37,667 - You understand? - Rick! 210 00:11:37,751 --> 00:11:39,501 Come here! 211 00:11:40,501 --> 00:11:42,501 Bloody embarrassing! Come on, get in the car! 212 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:45,876 Bag of chips and a pink lemonade. 213 00:11:45,959 --> 00:11:48,209 And have a good think about the starving Africans! 214 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:50,542 The best days of our lives. 215 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:53,001 Am I rewriting history? Probably. 216 00:11:53,084 --> 00:11:54,751 'Cause God knows our parents did. 217 00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:56,459 Attention, all Death Cheaters. 218 00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:58,417 Camera's up. Let's grab the gear. 219 00:11:58,501 --> 00:12:02,042 Boys! Zinc on noses! Skin cancer! 220 00:12:02,126 --> 00:12:04,251 Oh! Don't be ridiculous! 221 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:07,251 Blister! 222 00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:22,334 Arggh! 223 00:12:22,417 --> 00:12:24,042 Fuckin' bluebottles! 224 00:12:24,126 --> 00:12:26,126 And they really fucking hurt! 225 00:12:26,209 --> 00:12:29,459 - Suck eggs! - Mum is gonna piss on you! 226 00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:33,001 Hey! Do you want the Chiko Rolls and Sunny Boys or not? 227 00:12:33,084 --> 00:12:34,792 Death Cheaters, attack! 228 00:12:37,709 --> 00:12:41,542 I've only got 11 seconds of film left. Stop mucking around! 229 00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:43,959 I always wanted to be a filmmaker. 230 00:12:45,417 --> 00:12:47,292 My problem was a plot. 231 00:12:47,376 --> 00:12:50,084 Australia and I were hopelessly bobbing around the Pacific 232 00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:51,626 looking for a direction. 233 00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:53,792 Whale! Whale! 234 00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:55,084 Whale! 235 00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:57,334 I AM wailing! 236 00:12:58,042 --> 00:12:59,417 And thanks to a full moon 237 00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:01,584 and the king tide that followed, 238 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:03,042 I finally found one. 239 00:13:03,126 --> 00:13:04,834 Ow, ow, ow! 240 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,292 Go get the camera! 241 00:13:06,376 --> 00:13:08,334 Come here! Look at the whale! 242 00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:11,251 Look at this! 243 00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:12,626 Come check it out! 244 00:13:15,876 --> 00:13:18,042 The great blue whale. 245 00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:20,501 This is bigger than Ben-Hur. 246 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:25,084 Go! Come on! Let's go, go, go! Go! 247 00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:26,917 Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ow! 248 00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:31,209 Dad, grab the zoom. This is humungous. 249 00:13:31,292 --> 00:13:32,917 Wh...? 250 00:13:33,001 --> 00:13:35,792 Residents of this sleepy seaside suburb 251 00:13:35,876 --> 00:13:38,584 awoke to a new, blue tourist attraction. 252 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:41,626 Wallaroo locals are flocking to see the dead whale, 253 00:13:41,709 --> 00:13:44,459 much to the delight of schoolkids, seniors 254 00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:46,376 and salivating seagulls. 255 00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:50,834 It's a whale! 256 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,709 And it's fucking on the beach! 257 00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:55,209 Not fucking on the beach, on the fucking beach. 258 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,501 And stop fuckin' swearing! 259 00:13:56,584 --> 00:13:58,834 You're not bringing a whale home. I'll tell you right now. 260 00:13:58,917 --> 00:14:02,042 This mullet has ruined a perfectly good day! 261 00:14:02,126 --> 00:14:03,751 Ruined? Nah. 262 00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:06,001 I reckon he's gonna put Wallaroo on the map. 263 00:14:06,084 --> 00:14:08,001 He's a real live dead whale. 264 00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:10,251 Him? I didn't see a penis. 265 00:14:10,334 --> 00:14:12,834 - I think he's a ripper! - I think he's revolting! 266 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,667 And I think I'd better get a photo. 267 00:14:14,751 --> 00:14:16,584 OK, everybody, looking at the sun. 268 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,292 Come on, come on! 269 00:14:18,376 --> 00:14:20,167 Big smiles. That's it. 270 00:14:20,251 --> 00:14:23,667 Everyone ready? One, two, three, and... 271 00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,417 Hang on a minute. 272 00:14:25,501 --> 00:14:27,126 Come on, mate! 273 00:14:27,209 --> 00:14:30,542 Looking up at the sun! One, two, three, and... 274 00:14:30,626 --> 00:14:32,251 Hang on a minute. 275 00:14:32,334 --> 00:14:34,792 - Come on, Dad! - Here we go. 276 00:14:34,876 --> 00:14:37,584 One...two...three... 277 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:41,334 Brilliant. 278 00:14:45,126 --> 00:14:48,209 Ooh, clean bowled him! Brilliant. Bowled by Lillee. 279 00:14:48,292 --> 00:14:50,876 Would you like an ice-cream, little girl? 280 00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:54,167 I'm not allowed to talk to strangers. 281 00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,209 Have a look at the whale! 282 00:15:05,876 --> 00:15:07,626 Thank Christ we got a park, darl. 283 00:15:09,126 --> 00:15:11,084 Melly, come see. This is ginormous. 284 00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:12,834 I told you to stay in the car 285 00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:14,542 or you'd cop a hiding, young lady! 286 00:15:14,626 --> 00:15:16,334 Oh, don't be a bully, darling. 287 00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:26,126 And on behalf of the Wallaroo Council, 288 00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:28,792 I'd like to welcome our strange visitor 289 00:15:28,876 --> 00:15:30,584 and congratulate him 290 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,917 on his fine choice of holiday destination. 291 00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:36,334 You got loose change in your Speedos? 292 00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:38,501 Why not invest in a Funk and Wagnalls... 293 00:15:38,584 --> 00:15:39,959 She's crying. 294 00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:42,792 Yeah, well, of course she's crying, you idiot. She's dead! 295 00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:44,501 - Hey, cork it, Liam! - Oh, yeah? 296 00:15:44,584 --> 00:15:46,876 What are you gonna do? Are you gonna film me to death? 297 00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:50,376 You lightweight hammerhead! 298 00:15:50,459 --> 00:15:52,376 Looks like you might have found yourself a plot, tiger. 299 00:15:52,459 --> 00:15:54,917 It's got a beginning, a middle and an end. 300 00:15:57,876 --> 00:16:00,417 Oh! 301 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,751 Bloody hell. 302 00:16:02,834 --> 00:16:04,459 Oh, I think I'm gonna hurl! 303 00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,709 This is revolting! 304 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,001 Maybe we should take a raincheck on tonight. 305 00:16:09,084 --> 00:16:11,001 What? No. 306 00:16:11,084 --> 00:16:12,751 We've been planning this evening for months. 307 00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:14,626 I'm not giving it up for. . . Flipper. 308 00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:16,334 - No. - No. 309 00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:19,126 Righto! Dinner - Chateau Jones. 310 00:16:19,209 --> 00:16:21,584 Got a little surprise for you boys! 311 00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:24,876 Oh, Christ, we'd better beat the traffic! Come on! Let's go! 312 00:16:27,042 --> 00:16:28,751 - Quit your bloody whingeing! - Ow, ow! 313 00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:30,751 - I'm not going tonight. - It's just a dinner party! 314 00:16:30,834 --> 00:16:32,459 Get us to the bank! 315 00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:34,167 We're gonna starve like Africans. 316 00:16:34,251 --> 00:16:35,876 Righto, righto. Enough. 317 00:16:35,959 --> 00:16:37,584 That's where you're going. In the back. 318 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,501 - It's hot in there! - Ow, ow! Ow, ow! 319 00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:41,959 Dad, your ciggie hit me in the boobs! 320 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,334 Get out, smelly. Couldn't get a fuck in a frankfurt factory. 321 00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:55,917 Balaenoptera musculus - the great blue whale. 322 00:16:56,001 --> 00:16:59,126 It's the largest animal ever known to have existed. 323 00:16:59,209 --> 00:17:02,459 Melissa! We have guests coming! 324 00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:05,626 If you think you can embarrass me more than twice in a row, 325 00:17:05,709 --> 00:17:07,376 you've got another thing coming! 326 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,209 Mum, what's with the Sportsgirl white? 327 00:17:26,292 --> 00:17:27,917 It's not a special occasion. 328 00:17:28,001 --> 00:17:29,626 Oh, mind your own business! 329 00:17:29,709 --> 00:17:31,334 Bob? Do I look alright? 330 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,042 Yeah, you look fine. 331 00:17:33,126 --> 00:17:34,751 Party time! 332 00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:36,459 Oh, Keith, be a doll and carry that up, will you? 333 00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:38,209 - Oh. Look at that. - Thank you. 334 00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:39,959 Pineapple explosion! 335 00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:45,584 Well, the boys bring a bottle, the ladies bring a plate! 336 00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,584 Oh, they do, they do. 337 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:48,959 - Hello! - Oh, what you got there, love? 338 00:17:49,042 --> 00:17:50,042 Look at that! 339 00:17:50,126 --> 00:17:51,376 Nice to see you without 340 00:17:51,459 --> 00:17:53,292 that dingbat camera in front of your face, Jeffrey. 341 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,167 - G'day, Rick. - Thank you. Hey, mate. 342 00:17:55,251 --> 00:17:58,501 No cameras tonight. That means you too, Bob. 343 00:17:58,584 --> 00:18:00,209 I don't know what you ladies are cooking up, 344 00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:01,667 but the suspense is killing me. 345 00:18:01,751 --> 00:18:03,042 What time is it there, Rick? 346 00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:05,167 One o'clock, Bob. 347 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,042 Care to partake, Mrs Marsh? 348 00:18:07,126 --> 00:18:08,751 Does liquid get into this chalk? 349 00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:10,459 You know you're soaking in it! 350 00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:12,792 Alright. Feed the kids. 351 00:18:12,876 --> 00:18:15,584 Time to crank up some tunes. What have we got over here? 352 00:18:17,251 --> 00:18:19,417 Oh! Straight off the boat! 353 00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:21,126 Swingin' Safari! 354 00:18:21,209 --> 00:18:22,834 Put it on! Crank it! 355 00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:25,042 Melissa! 356 00:18:25,126 --> 00:18:27,542 You're missing out...again. 357 00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:44,584 - Like a moon landing. - Yeah. 358 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:47,667 - Happy belated, Keith. - Oh, what the hell's that? 359 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:51,417 This is a native dart gun, all the way from Papua New Guinea. 360 00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:54,959 - Right. - Exotic Papua New Guinea. 361 00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:56,667 Wow. 362 00:18:56,751 --> 00:18:58,417 - Hey, Sandy... - Oh! 363 00:18:58,501 --> 00:19:00,751 - Oi! Keith! - Only joking! Only joking. 364 00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:03,751 I tell you, one day, that dog's gonna explode! 365 00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:09,876 Top shot'.! 366 00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,209 There'll be more than balloons popping tonight, 367 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:13,917 Keith Hall. 368 00:19:27,126 --> 00:19:29,584 New moves! Come on! Let's dance! 369 00:19:31,834 --> 00:19:34,334 You kids keep it down in there, alright? 370 00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:36,417 You take a big chunk, a chunk of blubber. 371 00:19:36,501 --> 00:19:39,376 Don't. 372 00:19:41,251 --> 00:19:44,459 I told you to keep it down, or I'd knock your blocks off! 373 00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:45,959 Boofheads! 374 00:19:47,459 --> 00:19:48,667 Cripes almighty! 375 00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:51,584 Go talk to your daughter! She's doing my head in. 376 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,001 What's going on with that umbrella? 377 00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:57,584 Darling, can you eat one of these in front of me 378 00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,501 so I know you're not gonna starve to death? 379 00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:02,876 I'm not hungry. 380 00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:06,459 I SO don't have time for this. 381 00:20:07,334 --> 00:20:08,667 Alright. 382 00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:13,584 Nobody leaves this table till Melissa eats two rissoles. 383 00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:17,667 And you eat them, darling, 384 00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:20,334 or I'll shove 'em down your throat. 385 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:23,084 Just friggin' eat it! Come on! 386 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:24,792 Eat the rissoles! 387 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,959 - Hurry up! - Eat, eat, eat! 388 00:20:34,084 --> 00:20:35,709 - Just eat it. - Eat it! 389 00:20:35,792 --> 00:20:38,001 Eat 'em, you 'tard, so we can all get out of here! 390 00:20:38,084 --> 00:20:40,459 And then he says, "Now we can all get some sleep!" 391 00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,459 Ooh, Jesus! 392 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,959 Here we go with the umbrella business. 393 00:20:45,042 --> 00:20:46,834 Rick, I've told you a thousand times, 394 00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:48,584 these things are bloody lethal, mate! 395 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:50,292 Yes, Bob. We've heard it all before. 396 00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:52,001 Umbrellas should be screwed down! 397 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,584 You'll thank me for this one day! 398 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,042 Nervous? 399 00:20:56,251 --> 00:20:57,792 Short-changed. 400 00:20:59,084 --> 00:21:00,792 Whatever happened to pink ponies 401 00:21:00,876 --> 00:21:02,917 and Leif Garrett posters? 402 00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:07,501 Honestly, sometimes I wish we'd just stopped at the boys. 403 00:21:10,209 --> 00:21:12,834 - Ooh. Oh... - Anyway... 404 00:21:12,917 --> 00:21:16,459 Check out Liam - shit-scared of a dolphin! 405 00:21:17,959 --> 00:21:19,251 Yeah, rack off, Andrew! 406 00:21:19,334 --> 00:21:21,001 What about the bird sanctuary? 407 00:21:21,084 --> 00:21:22,876 Aggro! Pissing his pants! 408 00:21:22,959 --> 00:21:24,959 Yeah? Wanna keep those teeth, homo? 409 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:26,667 I was scared. 410 00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:28,126 Keira still cries herself to sleep. 411 00:21:29,126 --> 00:21:31,542 Who feeds kids to sugar-crazed lorikeets? 412 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,834 One day we should sue our parents for child abuse. 413 00:21:37,376 --> 00:21:38,417 Psst. 414 00:21:39,751 --> 00:21:41,001 What's the matter? 415 00:21:41,084 --> 00:21:42,792 The whale. 416 00:21:57,001 --> 00:22:00,584 Jeff, Jeff, we've got a stunt to shoot! 417 00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,626 Melly, darling, did you eat your din-dins? 418 00:22:03,834 --> 00:22:06,501 Oh, good girl. Right, then. 419 00:22:06,584 --> 00:22:09,251 Everybody off the leash. Rumpus room now. Come on. 420 00:22:09,334 --> 00:22:12,167 No more shenanigans! You hear me, you rug rats? 421 00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:25,126 OK, OK. Death Cheaters, saddle up. 422 00:22:25,209 --> 00:22:27,542 Tonight we're gonna pull off our biggest stunt ever. 423 00:22:32,042 --> 00:22:35,626 Death from above! 424 00:22:35,709 --> 00:22:37,459 Give me a turn! 425 00:22:37,542 --> 00:22:40,334 - “A - “Ay turn! y turn! My turn! 426 00:22:40,417 --> 00:22:42,042 Then what? You dip it in? 427 00:22:42,126 --> 00:22:44,084 Righto! I knew a girl like that once. 428 00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:45,792 It's pretty fancy. 429 00:22:45,876 --> 00:22:48,584 Well, on that note, should I spin the lazy Susan? 430 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,876 - Why's she lazy anyway? - Oh, it's Chinese. 431 00:22:50,959 --> 00:22:52,084 What do you mean, it's Chinese? 432 00:22:52,167 --> 00:22:53,584 It would have been lazy Sichuan. 433 00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:56,959 - Dip it in, and that's... - Cheese? 434 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,667 Full of holes. Just like my wife. 435 00:22:59,751 --> 00:23:01,667 My grandmother swore by Coon cheese. 436 00:23:01,751 --> 00:23:04,042 She lived to 72. Said it was her fountain of youth. 437 00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:13,626 We're just...going for a walk. 438 00:23:13,709 --> 00:23:15,542 And don't you dare tell Mum. 439 00:23:15,626 --> 00:23:17,917 Us too. Got a stunt to shoot. 440 00:23:18,792 --> 00:23:19,792 Coming? 441 00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,917 Everyone's annoying me and it's not fair! 442 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,626 Alright, now, Liz... Liz! Liz! 443 00:23:23,709 --> 00:23:25,667 Give us the signal if they come looking, OK? 444 00:23:25,751 --> 00:23:29,126 Not listening! Not listening! I want to go home! 445 00:23:29,209 --> 00:23:30,834 Can I come? 446 00:23:30,917 --> 00:23:32,917 No, um... you get to watch a movie. 447 00:23:33,001 --> 00:23:34,459 Deep Throat. It's about a dentist. 448 00:23:34,751 --> 00:23:36,751 Look! Look, look, look! 449 00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:39,001 I actually need Melly for this one. Melly? 450 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,292 A girl? Shit a brick! 451 00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:43,042 UP yours, Jeff! No way! 452 00:23:43,126 --> 00:23:44,751 Hey, I'm the director, OK? 453 00:23:44,834 --> 00:23:46,251 You wanna be in this movie or what? 454 00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:48,667 Melly, welcome to the Death Cheaters. 455 00:23:56,834 --> 00:23:58,626 OK, Death Cheaters, hose him down. 456 00:23:58,709 --> 00:24:00,334 Soak him good, because it'll protect him. 457 00:24:00,417 --> 00:24:01,834 Scotty, water! 458 00:24:04,167 --> 00:24:06,334 OK, boss. Water's coming on. 459 00:24:07,084 --> 00:24:08,084 Ohh! 460 00:24:08,167 --> 00:24:10,167 So, you're a normal bloke tossing the chops, 461 00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:12,334 then it all goes pear-shaped when the barbecue explodes. 462 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:14,126 Damian, fuel! 463 00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:22,209 Milady. 464 00:24:22,292 --> 00:24:24,084 - What's that? - Wardrobe. 465 00:24:24,167 --> 00:24:25,251 Mum's old wedding dress. 466 00:24:25,334 --> 00:24:27,459 She never wears it. Head protection! 467 00:24:27,542 --> 00:24:29,792 One of Aunty Jo's. 100% fireproof. 468 00:24:29,876 --> 00:24:31,792 What am I, a poofter? 469 00:24:31,876 --> 00:24:33,584 Yeah, thanks for that, Gerome. 470 00:24:33,667 --> 00:24:35,876 We've only got an half an hour tops. Everybody in position. 471 00:24:35,959 --> 00:24:37,584 Andrew, ignition. 472 00:24:37,667 --> 00:24:40,084 I yell "turps", OK, you throw the grenade. 473 00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:42,001 Scotty, he yells "water", we're shutting down - 474 00:24:42,084 --> 00:24:43,709 Hunter runs the hose, Melly puts him out. 475 00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:45,751 Travis, you are on lookout. Got it? 476 00:24:45,834 --> 00:24:47,459 Ready when you are, CB! 477 00:24:47,542 --> 00:24:50,501 Jeff, please. I want to go back and watch Mr Squiggle. 478 00:24:50,584 --> 00:24:52,501 No, no, no, no, no. But you're a Death Cheater now. 479 00:24:52,584 --> 00:24:55,459 And it's perfectly safe. You're not gonna get burnt, Gerome is. 480 00:24:57,251 --> 00:24:58,876 - Can you put a Flake in there? - Yeah. 481 00:24:58,959 --> 00:25:02,542 Well, tonight is about new rules! 482 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:05,292 Anybody who drops their bread in the fondue 483 00:25:05,376 --> 00:25:07,417 has to kiss the person next to them. 484 00:25:07,501 --> 00:25:10,709 Yeah. 485 00:25:10,792 --> 00:25:12,126 Why not? 486 00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:20,126 What's that? 487 00:25:21,792 --> 00:25:24,459 Here, try it. It's the stuff Mum puts in her cola. 488 00:25:24,542 --> 00:25:27,167 No! We gotta roll! Bring on the safety water! 489 00:25:27,251 --> 00:25:31,459 - More safety water! - It's cold! Arggh! 490 00:25:31,542 --> 00:25:33,417 Oh! 491 00:25:33,501 --> 00:25:36,501 No, no. I got it, I got it, I got it! I got it. No, no. 492 00:25:36,584 --> 00:25:38,251 You can't pick it up. 493 00:25:38,334 --> 00:25:39,959 You can't cheat, mate. 494 00:25:40,042 --> 00:25:41,834 Everybody in position. 495 00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:43,667 Camera rolling. 496 00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:45,376 Here we go again! 497 00:25:45,459 --> 00:25:47,084 Whoops! 498 00:25:47,167 --> 00:25:49,876 Death Cheaters On Fire! And action! 499 00:25:49,959 --> 00:25:51,626 Oh, my God! The chops! 500 00:25:55,501 --> 00:25:57,209 Arggh! 501 00:25:57,292 --> 00:26:00,417 - Anything you want, mate. - Oops! Dropped mine. 502 00:26:00,501 --> 00:26:02,459 Pucker up, Keith. 503 00:26:02,542 --> 00:26:05,001 Whew! Crikey! 504 00:26:14,251 --> 00:26:16,001 Catch. 505 00:26:27,167 --> 00:26:29,084 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 506 00:26:36,084 --> 00:26:38,084 Ohhh! 507 00:26:39,209 --> 00:26:40,834 Jeff, there's no water! 508 00:26:40,917 --> 00:26:42,542 Oh, bugger it! 509 00:26:42,626 --> 00:26:43,792 Whoa! 510 00:26:44,584 --> 00:26:46,334 Travis, you're stepping on the hose! 511 00:26:46,417 --> 00:26:48,167 Whoo-hoo! 512 00:26:48,251 --> 00:26:49,876 You're in trouble now, mate! 513 00:26:58,167 --> 00:27:00,167 Pool! Pool! Jump in the pool! 514 00:27:09,667 --> 00:27:12,501 Here's to Bob's umbrella phobia. Cheers. 515 00:27:12,584 --> 00:27:14,709 Yes! Yes! 516 00:27:14,792 --> 00:27:17,334 - Yes! Great! - And cut! 517 00:27:17,417 --> 00:27:19,084 That was fucking untold! 518 00:27:19,167 --> 00:27:22,542 Are you trying to kill me?! I'm not doing this anymore! 519 00:27:22,626 --> 00:27:24,959 I quit! Give me the vodka! 520 00:27:25,042 --> 00:27:27,584 This pool stinks of petrol! 521 00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:29,709 - I'm on it, alright? - Bags first! 522 00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:32,917 Arggh! 523 00:27:39,126 --> 00:27:41,667 Dickhead! 524 00:27:41,751 --> 00:27:44,542 Alright. Number 96 is about to start. Everybody off to bed. 525 00:27:45,834 --> 00:27:48,542 - Go on. Get going. - Sleep tight, boys. 526 00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:51,417 Jesus, Gerome, what are you playing at? 527 00:27:51,501 --> 00:27:54,376 - Batman. - What? 528 00:27:54,459 --> 00:27:57,167 Alright. Come on. Achtung. Get moving. 529 00:27:57,251 --> 00:28:00,376 Uncle Rick, can I, um, stay here with Melly? 530 00:28:02,042 --> 00:28:04,376 Don't see a problem with that, stud. 531 00:28:09,334 --> 00:28:10,959 Go on. 532 00:28:11,042 --> 00:28:14,626 Night-night! Sleep tight! Don't let the bedbugs bite! 533 00:28:17,001 --> 00:28:18,459 Thank God. 534 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:24,501 You wanna turn the telly over? 535 00:28:24,584 --> 00:28:26,251 Like...upside down? 536 00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:33,167 Ohh, Rick, go for it, mate! 537 00:28:36,167 --> 00:28:38,542 It's all getting a bit... moist under the collar. 538 00:28:40,126 --> 00:28:42,376 Last chance to turn back. 539 00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:44,459 No. 540 00:28:44,542 --> 00:28:46,292 No. 541 00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:48,834 Where's that fondue? 542 00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:52,126 You alive? 543 00:28:55,126 --> 00:28:56,251 No. 544 00:28:57,501 --> 00:28:59,126 I'm really sorry. 545 00:28:59,209 --> 00:29:01,167 It's gonna be an awesome sequence in the film. 546 00:29:02,251 --> 00:29:03,959 What's the film about? 547 00:29:05,501 --> 00:29:07,667 Haven't figured that bit out yet. 548 00:29:07,751 --> 00:29:09,209 Is the whale gonna be in it? 549 00:29:10,292 --> 00:29:11,917 I guess so. 550 00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:15,751 The TV said that she did it on purpose. 551 00:29:18,584 --> 00:29:21,042 That she swam up the beach deliberately. 552 00:29:24,001 --> 00:29:25,709 Why would she have done that? 553 00:29:27,376 --> 00:29:29,292 Do you think she got lost? 554 00:29:30,376 --> 00:29:31,667 I don't know. 555 00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:38,251 Will you sleep with me? 556 00:29:43,251 --> 00:29:44,876 I'm scared. 557 00:29:45,417 --> 00:29:46,667 Of what? 558 00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:51,084 Everything. 559 00:30:19,084 --> 00:30:20,459 Like Nanna does. 560 00:30:24,501 --> 00:30:26,251 Put your arm around me. 561 00:30:43,334 --> 00:30:45,584 Whoo-hoo! 562 00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:49,501 Andrew, you dimwit! Go home! 563 00:30:50,501 --> 00:30:52,292 Yes! 564 00:30:57,751 --> 00:31:00,126 Yeah, she...she thought it was the other one! 565 00:31:02,209 --> 00:31:06,376 The next game is called Swinging Safari. 566 00:31:06,459 --> 00:31:07,834 Oh, yeah? 567 00:31:08,209 --> 00:31:09,834 This is a vase. 568 00:31:09,917 --> 00:31:13,876 Gentlemen, you all have keys. 569 00:31:15,584 --> 00:31:16,959 Ooh! 570 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:20,751 Oh, no way! 571 00:31:20,834 --> 00:31:22,584 - You're joking. - Yes. 572 00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:24,292 You've heard about it, 573 00:31:24,376 --> 00:31:26,459 you've read about it, 574 00:31:26,542 --> 00:31:29,542 and tonight, you're going to live it. 575 00:31:30,209 --> 00:31:36,251 Because the world is spinning like a rotisserie chook. 576 00:31:36,334 --> 00:31:39,001 Who wants to get left behind? 577 00:31:43,209 --> 00:31:44,417 Stuff it. I'm in. 578 00:31:50,251 --> 00:31:51,251 I'm in. 579 00:31:53,542 --> 00:31:54,626 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 580 00:32:03,959 --> 00:32:05,501 Now. 581 00:32:05,584 --> 00:32:07,792 Gale, darling, would you like to go first? 582 00:32:29,084 --> 00:32:30,542 My hand's stuck. 583 00:32:32,292 --> 00:32:34,501 - My hand's stuck. - Oh, no! 584 00:32:34,584 --> 00:32:35,792 Come here, come here. 585 00:32:35,876 --> 00:32:37,667 No, no, no. It's stuck. It's stuck. It's stuck. 586 00:32:37,751 --> 00:32:39,667 - It's stuck! - Push it back in. 587 00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:43,376 I'll just...l'll just... I'll get the KY jelly. 588 00:32:43,459 --> 00:32:45,667 - Gale, darling... - It's alright. I'm fine. 589 00:32:45,751 --> 00:32:48,001 - Pull it harder, mate! - I'm pulling! 590 00:32:48,084 --> 00:32:50,209 She's gotta let go of the keys! 591 00:32:50,292 --> 00:32:52,459 - Don't lose the mood! - Ouch! 592 00:32:58,084 --> 00:32:59,417 What's that? 593 00:33:06,709 --> 00:33:07,709 Ooh! 594 00:34:13,292 --> 00:34:14,501 This is wrong. 595 00:34:15,917 --> 00:34:17,334 All of it! 596 00:34:19,376 --> 00:34:20,876 Look at us! 597 00:34:22,251 --> 00:34:24,167 We should all be ashamed of ourselves. 598 00:34:24,251 --> 00:34:26,792 - Oh, God! - Come on, Sandy. 599 00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:32,542 Oh, Keith... 600 00:34:32,626 --> 00:34:34,251 - Give us a jiffy. - Keith, stop it. 601 00:34:34,334 --> 00:34:35,667 Two ticks. Nearly there. 602 00:34:35,834 --> 00:34:37,292 I'll give you more than two ticks 603 00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:38,501 if you don't stop plonking my wife! 604 00:34:38,584 --> 00:34:41,084 Stop it. Stop it. 605 00:34:42,959 --> 00:34:45,584 Get off her, or you'll be dead sorry in the morning! 606 00:35:08,251 --> 00:35:09,876 Come on, get in the car! 607 00:35:09,959 --> 00:35:11,626 Why can't we catch the bus like everybody else? 608 00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:13,584 Because you're not like everybody else! 609 00:35:13,667 --> 00:35:15,667 - Shut it! - Oh, now we're trapped. 610 00:35:15,751 --> 00:35:18,209 Why are you being such a dick, Dad? 611 00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:22,501 - Just shut up! - Yeah? You gonna make me? 612 00:35:22,584 --> 00:35:24,584 Oop! 613 00:35:24,667 --> 00:35:26,292 Ooh! 614 00:35:29,667 --> 00:35:31,626 Oi! Hey! 615 00:35:33,542 --> 00:35:36,001 - You alright, mate? - Yep. Yeah, I'm good. 616 00:35:36,084 --> 00:35:38,584 - Oh, Dad ran over Jeff. - Bloody idiot. 617 00:35:42,167 --> 00:35:44,376 Jeez. What's up their bums? 618 00:35:46,626 --> 00:35:48,376 You're not going to state schools anymore. 619 00:35:48,459 --> 00:35:50,084 I'm not going to a poofter school! 620 00:35:50,167 --> 00:35:52,501 You're going to the King's School... 621 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:54,001 Can you believe that? 622 00:35:57,751 --> 00:35:59,584 Oh! Crying out loud! 623 00:36:10,584 --> 00:36:11,751 Save the whales! 624 00:36:11,834 --> 00:36:13,959 - Oh, bit late now, isn't it? - Go suck plankton, you lezzo! 625 00:36:14,042 --> 00:36:15,667 - Hey! ' OW! 626 00:36:15,751 --> 00:36:17,709 Watch it, you little bastards! Get out of here! 627 00:36:17,792 --> 00:36:19,584 Smells like Bec Marsh. 628 00:36:19,667 --> 00:36:22,376 Oh, as much as we love our wayward friend here, 629 00:36:22,459 --> 00:36:24,376 I think it's about time he found his flippers 630 00:36:24,459 --> 00:36:27,167 and made his way back to the sea... 631 00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:29,667 ..where he belongs. 632 00:36:29,751 --> 00:36:33,584 I understand there's a big tide coming in. 633 00:36:37,001 --> 00:36:38,667 What's happening? 634 00:36:38,751 --> 00:36:40,376 Rigor mortis. 635 00:36:40,459 --> 00:36:42,584 No, to our parents. 636 00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:44,667 Why were they doing that to each other? 637 00:36:45,959 --> 00:36:47,667 I don't know. 638 00:36:48,709 --> 00:36:50,376 But you can't tell anybody. 639 00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:53,876 Make me a promise. Nobody ever knows. 640 00:36:59,334 --> 00:37:01,501 We just go to school like normal. 641 00:37:02,292 --> 00:37:04,792 Nothing ever happened. It's just business as usual. 642 00:37:20,584 --> 00:37:22,459 Me, me, me! 643 00:37:25,626 --> 00:37:28,626 But, Mrs Wilson, we can't even afford shoes! 644 00:37:28,709 --> 00:37:31,417 Mum makes walk to the beach in tissue boxes! 645 00:37:31,501 --> 00:37:34,209 Alright, then. A Iamington... 646 00:37:34,292 --> 00:37:36,417 ...and a Mint Pattie, 647 00:37:36,501 --> 00:37:38,667 in case you have to walk to Africa to help the poor people. 648 00:37:38,751 --> 00:37:40,584 Thanks, Mrs Wilson... 649 00:37:40,667 --> 00:37:43,167 - ...sucker! - Hey! I heard that! 650 00:37:49,459 --> 00:37:51,126 We should all be honoured 651 00:37:51,209 --> 00:37:53,709 by the arrival of the great blue whale, 652 00:37:53,792 --> 00:37:56,959 nature's largest living creation, 653 00:37:57,042 --> 00:38:00,626 right here on Nobby's Beach. 654 00:38:00,709 --> 00:38:01,792 Why? 655 00:38:03,584 --> 00:38:05,251 Why would she kill herself? 656 00:38:05,334 --> 00:38:06,501 That's a good question, Melissa. 657 00:38:07,126 --> 00:38:09,626 Whales have been beaching themselves for centuries. 658 00:38:09,709 --> 00:38:12,167 Has anybody got a clue as to why? 659 00:38:12,251 --> 00:38:13,917 The Lebanese? 660 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:17,334 The truth is, nobody knows. 661 00:38:18,167 --> 00:38:20,417 Oil tankers. Pollution. 662 00:38:20,501 --> 00:38:22,376 Maybe she got lost. 663 00:38:23,042 --> 00:38:25,917 Or maybe...she'd just had enough. 664 00:38:36,917 --> 00:38:38,876 - I'm gonna play the murderer. - Then I want to be the victim. 665 00:38:38,959 --> 00:38:40,626 - You already are. - OK, no. 666 00:38:40,709 --> 00:38:43,251 Casting doesn't start till I speak to Mr Logan, alright? 667 00:38:43,334 --> 00:38:45,959 No. Come on. You said... 668 00:38:46,042 --> 00:38:47,126 Oh, shit! 669 00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:57,167 That looks nice. 670 00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:59,042 Here. Have some of mine. 671 00:38:59,126 --> 00:39:01,042 Got leftover fondue. Yummy. 672 00:39:01,792 --> 00:39:03,709 No, thanks. I... 673 00:39:04,251 --> 00:39:06,042 ...don't want to eat anymore. 674 00:39:08,251 --> 00:39:09,959 I don't see the point. 675 00:39:14,459 --> 00:39:17,084 - Can I have that? - But it's got sand on it. 676 00:39:17,167 --> 00:39:18,876 They're called 'sand-wishes'. 677 00:39:21,209 --> 00:39:22,959 Mr Logan! 678 00:39:23,042 --> 00:39:25,084 Hello, hello, hello! 679 00:39:26,251 --> 00:39:28,042 Wait here. I'll be right back. 680 00:39:30,917 --> 00:39:32,542 Has everyone done their homework? 681 00:39:32,626 --> 00:39:34,251 - Yes! - Mr Logan. Mr Logan. 682 00:39:34,334 --> 00:39:35,376 I'm starting a new film 683 00:39:35,459 --> 00:39:37,917 and I really need you to be the main character. 684 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:40,584 What fresh hell on yonder window breaks? 685 00:39:46,209 --> 00:39:49,251 Not good enough, Mr Hall! I'm giving you a C! 686 00:39:49,334 --> 00:39:51,001 That's OK, Mr Logan. 687 00:39:51,084 --> 00:39:53,834 'Cause I'm giving you a D - D for dead! 688 00:39:53,917 --> 00:39:57,167 Yes! 689 00:40:04,751 --> 00:40:07,001 Stop hurting her! 690 00:40:07,084 --> 00:40:09,292 Stop! Stop! Stop it! 691 00:40:20,792 --> 00:40:23,626 - Hey. Gerome! - What? 692 00:40:24,251 --> 00:40:27,001 I was thinking - we cut out the shark and we work the whale in. 693 00:40:27,084 --> 00:40:29,042 You know, make a new plot. What do you think? 694 00:40:30,292 --> 00:40:32,667 Jeff. . mack off. 695 00:40:36,834 --> 00:40:38,501 G'day, Peter Frampton. 696 00:40:38,584 --> 00:40:40,167 Hey. 697 00:40:46,376 --> 00:40:49,459 My best friend has just dumped me for my sister. 698 00:40:49,542 --> 00:40:52,334 This is all going...tits up! 699 00:40:53,042 --> 00:40:55,876 I was almost Miss Wallaroo! 700 00:40:55,959 --> 00:40:57,584 My memory is 701 00:40:57,667 --> 00:40:59,751 you were almost expelled from June Dally-Watkins. 702 00:40:59,834 --> 00:41:01,459 This is all your fault. 703 00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:04,709 Everything was going fine. Until you ruined it! 704 00:41:04,792 --> 00:41:07,792 I ruined it? You know what ruined it? Middle-aged tits! 705 00:41:07,876 --> 00:41:10,001 I've seen better crepes at Pancakes on the Rocks! 706 00:41:10,084 --> 00:41:12,084 Hey! Get! 707 00:41:12,167 --> 00:41:14,292 Encyclopedias are chock-a-block full of things you'll discover. 708 00:41:14,376 --> 00:41:16,001 I mean, there's no end to it. 709 00:41:16,084 --> 00:41:17,709 If you look up A, you'll find out 710 00:41:17,792 --> 00:41:21,626 all sorts of fascinating facts about alcoholics... 711 00:41:21,709 --> 00:41:24,251 And tell the kids to look up T for 'tragic' 712 00:41:24,334 --> 00:41:25,959 or...D for 'dildo'. 713 00:41:26,042 --> 00:41:28,584 I mean, who knows, one day you might find yourself 714 00:41:28,667 --> 00:41:31,167 waking up next to a tragic dildo-loving alcoholic, 715 00:41:31,251 --> 00:41:33,417 and THEN where will you be, huh? 716 00:41:33,501 --> 00:41:36,209 Probably sleeping downstairs in the garage! 717 00:41:36,584 --> 00:41:38,167 You fat cow! 718 00:41:38,251 --> 00:41:40,376 Oh, you're just jealous! 719 00:41:40,459 --> 00:41:43,376 - Of Keith Hall? Ha! - Take a Valium. 720 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:45,751 Now I'll get a discount Fuck and Wigwam! 721 00:41:45,834 --> 00:41:52,126 Ha! Don't make me la-a-a-a-a-a-a-augh! 722 00:41:52,876 --> 00:41:54,917 Melly, go play in the traffic. 723 00:42:29,542 --> 00:42:32,001 You know, I don't blame Bob. I feel sorry for him. 724 00:42:33,792 --> 00:42:35,417 He probably thought he was at the morgue 725 00:42:35,501 --> 00:42:37,251 looking at you lying there like a stunned mullet. 726 00:42:37,334 --> 00:42:40,042 My nickname at school? 'Tripod'! 727 00:42:40,126 --> 00:42:41,751 - Yes! I'm a wanker! - Oh! 728 00:42:41,834 --> 00:42:44,167 I've got the dirty magazines to prove it! 729 00:42:53,251 --> 00:42:55,792 You loved it! 730 00:42:55,876 --> 00:42:57,501 Love is overrated. 731 00:42:57,584 --> 00:42:59,209 I had to pry him off you with a tyre iron! 732 00:42:59,292 --> 00:43:01,001 - Oh, Richard! - What are youse two on about? 733 00:43:01,084 --> 00:43:02,959 - Shut up! - Quit your whining, will you? 734 00:43:03,042 --> 00:43:04,876 Shut up in the back, or you'll get a knuckle sandwich! 735 00:43:04,959 --> 00:43:06,584 Ooh, he's gonna give us a knuckle sandwich! 736 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:08,292 I'll slap you kids! 737 00:43:08,376 --> 00:43:10,959 - Dad, look out! Ow! - Dad, you hit Melissa! 738 00:43:11,042 --> 00:43:13,126 Rack off! 739 00:43:13,209 --> 00:43:14,834 ..getting over Pretty Lady. 740 00:43:14,917 --> 00:43:16,584 Pretty Lady falling behind. 741 00:43:16,667 --> 00:43:18,292 Yes, Pretty Lady is falling behind... 742 00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:26,501 Hurry, before that mongrel Iabrador steals it! 743 00:43:30,834 --> 00:43:35,626 Jo Jones is so washed up, the tide wouldn't take her out! 744 00:43:36,251 --> 00:43:38,084 I'm gonna mow the lawn. Jeffrey! 745 00:43:38,167 --> 00:43:40,167 You spend more time mowing that lawn 746 00:43:40,251 --> 00:43:42,376 than you've ever spent mowing mine! 747 00:43:43,917 --> 00:43:45,917 Do not let that animal in this room! 748 00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:48,959 And take off your shoes! Christ! 749 00:43:49,042 --> 00:43:51,459 I've got a splitting headache! 750 00:43:56,126 --> 00:43:57,292 Mum, that wasn't your aspirin. 751 00:43:58,626 --> 00:43:59,959 Those were your pearl earrings. 752 00:44:02,876 --> 00:44:04,501 - Oh, Mum! - Jeff! Jeff! 753 00:44:06,334 --> 00:44:07,959 - D-Dad... - What? 754 00:44:08,042 --> 00:44:09,667 She swallowed her pearl earrings! 755 00:44:09,751 --> 00:44:12,709 She swallowed her earrings?! Bee? Rebecca! 756 00:44:13,292 --> 00:44:15,042 Your mother just swallowed herpeafl... 757 00:44:15,959 --> 00:44:16,959 Dad! 758 00:44:18,626 --> 00:44:20,792 Oh, g'day, Mr Marsh. How are they hanging? 759 00:44:23,501 --> 00:44:26,167 What do you want us to do? 760 00:44:26,251 --> 00:44:29,001 Get off the...the carpet! 761 00:44:29,084 --> 00:44:30,917 Um...shouldn't we take her to the hospital? 762 00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:33,709 Take her to the bathroom and get her a box of laxatives! 763 00:44:33,792 --> 00:44:36,792 And, Rooster, you get the hell out of my house! 764 00:44:38,667 --> 00:44:41,334 It's alright, Mrs M. I mean, you can poo 'em out. 765 00:44:41,417 --> 00:44:43,542 Laxative... 766 00:44:43,626 --> 00:44:45,917 Do you sometimes wonder if Jesus has passed you by? 767 00:44:55,001 --> 00:44:56,376 Here. 768 00:44:56,834 --> 00:44:59,626 I brought you something. It's a space food stick. 769 00:44:59,709 --> 00:45:02,584 You know, made by NASA for the astronauts. 770 00:45:05,667 --> 00:45:07,292 Please? 771 00:45:07,376 --> 00:45:09,876 Just one bite? For me? 772 00:45:18,292 --> 00:45:20,084 Keira! Ugh! 773 00:45:20,167 --> 00:45:21,792 What now?! 774 00:45:21,876 --> 00:45:23,876 I promise they're not bluebottle stings! 775 00:45:23,959 --> 00:45:25,584 Right, toilets! 776 00:45:25,667 --> 00:45:28,292 - No! No! - Urine counteracts! 777 00:45:28,376 --> 00:45:30,084 She's gonna get pissed on again. 778 00:45:30,167 --> 00:45:32,751 Please don't pee on me! 779 00:45:34,542 --> 00:45:36,584 Bugger off! Filthy Iezzers! 780 00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:38,542 Toilets! 781 00:45:41,417 --> 00:45:43,709 We're like the Robinson family. 782 00:45:43,792 --> 00:45:45,751 We're lost in space. 783 00:45:46,834 --> 00:45:50,334 Our flubbery friend seems to have taken quite a liking 784 00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:52,042 to our beautiful beach. 785 00:45:52,709 --> 00:45:54,417 Give him points. 786 00:45:54,501 --> 00:45:56,501 He's not going out without a fight. 787 00:46:06,501 --> 00:46:08,126 - I'm gonna go inside with her. - Yeah, I thought so. 788 00:46:08,209 --> 00:46:10,417 Stop fighting! Everybody gets a go! 789 00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:13,209 We're going to my room. Don't you dare tell the grown-ups! 790 00:46:13,292 --> 00:46:16,292 What bloody grown-ups?! They're aren't any! 791 00:46:16,376 --> 00:46:18,542 Now we can kill each other! 792 00:46:18,626 --> 00:46:20,709 - Slut! - Takes one to know one! 793 00:46:31,042 --> 00:46:33,417 - Gerome. - What? 794 00:46:33,501 --> 00:46:35,167 Four thunders, seven ball-shooters, 795 00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:37,084 four Roman candles, sulfur 796 00:46:37,167 --> 00:46:39,626 and five cups of pool chlorine. 797 00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:41,751 Chuck them in the fire all at once. 798 00:46:41,834 --> 00:46:44,209 Jeff. Please. 799 00:46:44,292 --> 00:46:46,751 Someone's gonna get burnt. (Like, Share and Follow our Instagram @Layarkaca21indo.id for Support) 800 00:46:46,834 --> 00:46:50,209 - Well...we'd better not. - Wuss! 801 00:46:52,834 --> 00:46:55,834 I see fireworks. I see fireworks! 802 00:46:55,917 --> 00:46:57,959 Scissors, paper, rock. 803 00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:02,126 Next. 804 00:47:05,792 --> 00:47:09,042 Don't! You're supposed to be letting them off one at a time! 805 00:47:09,126 --> 00:47:10,751 Batter up! 806 00:47:10,834 --> 00:47:12,584 - Bombs away! - You're scaring the kids! 807 00:47:12,667 --> 00:47:14,376 Don't! 808 00:47:14,459 --> 00:47:17,584 Stop! Please stop! 809 00:47:18,667 --> 00:47:20,167 Arggh! 810 00:47:30,584 --> 00:47:32,626 Before we say goodbye to Sandy, 811 00:47:32,709 --> 00:47:35,167 let's talk about pets. 812 00:47:35,251 --> 00:47:36,917 So, how's your practising been going? 813 00:47:38,876 --> 00:47:42,292 Kaye Hall believed pets opened the door to responsibility - 814 00:47:42,376 --> 00:47:44,584 something kids could watch grow... 815 00:47:44,667 --> 00:47:47,417 ...and eventually say farewell to. 816 00:47:47,501 --> 00:47:50,042 For Kaye, burying a beloved pet was a way 817 00:47:50,126 --> 00:47:53,667 to prepare a young mind for life's inevitable tragedies. 818 00:47:53,751 --> 00:47:55,376 The problem was Doody wouldn't die. 819 00:47:55,459 --> 00:47:57,667 Doody, din-din. 820 00:47:57,751 --> 00:47:59,959 20 years old and still going strong. 821 00:48:00,042 --> 00:48:02,792 Kaye's kids had not experienced the death of a pet, 822 00:48:02,876 --> 00:48:04,542 no matter how hard she tried. 823 00:48:09,042 --> 00:48:11,751 You had to hand it to Rick Jones for one-upmanship. 824 00:48:11,834 --> 00:48:13,584 Nobody could top the turtle. 825 00:48:13,667 --> 00:48:15,292 All the way from the Galépagos. 826 00:48:15,376 --> 00:48:17,876 Exotic Galépagos. 827 00:48:17,959 --> 00:48:21,167 - I'm gonna name him HELP! - I'm gonna name him FIRE! 828 00:48:21,251 --> 00:48:22,876 I'm gonna call you Tommy. 829 00:48:22,959 --> 00:48:25,334 Tommy just wanted to go home, 830 00:48:25,417 --> 00:48:27,167 and nothing was gonna stop him. 831 00:48:27,251 --> 00:48:28,959 Quick, Tommy. Run home. 832 00:48:29,042 --> 00:48:31,251 Swim back to Galépagos as fast as you can. 833 00:48:31,417 --> 00:48:34,209 - Fat chance. - Not going anywhere, loser. 834 00:48:34,292 --> 00:48:36,626 Please don't hurt him. 835 00:48:36,709 --> 00:48:38,584 Stop! Stop! Please stop! Please! 836 00:48:38,667 --> 00:48:40,459 If it makes you feel any better, 837 00:48:40,542 --> 00:48:42,167 the boys became dentists. 838 00:48:42,251 --> 00:48:45,751 Cal is still in jail and Liam is now called Lenore. 839 00:48:45,834 --> 00:48:47,459 Suffer, little turtle! 840 00:48:47,542 --> 00:48:49,167 Turtles can live to 100... 841 00:48:50,959 --> 00:48:53,792 ...and poor Tommy was only eight years old. 842 00:48:58,167 --> 00:48:59,459 The Hall twins didn't go out 843 00:48:59,542 --> 00:49:01,876 and buy pets like the rest of us. 844 00:49:01,959 --> 00:49:03,626 Pets magically found them. 845 00:49:06,126 --> 00:49:08,667 - Meet Trouser Snake! - Has that boy got a big snake? 846 00:49:08,751 --> 00:49:11,584 - Ask me when he's 17. - Shut up! 847 00:49:19,876 --> 00:49:22,084 - Oh! Can I have one of those? - But you don't drink, love. 848 00:49:22,167 --> 00:49:23,792 It's about time I started! 849 00:49:25,584 --> 00:49:28,042 Those boys! 850 00:49:28,126 --> 00:49:30,667 They just don't have a stop button! 851 00:49:30,751 --> 00:49:32,834 Those boys are gonna be the death of me. 852 00:49:32,917 --> 00:49:34,251 And here's the problem. 853 00:49:34,334 --> 00:49:37,334 Like Keith said, his boys didn't have a stop button. 854 00:49:37,417 --> 00:49:40,709 If it crawled, slithered, spat, bit or strangled, 855 00:49:40,792 --> 00:49:43,626 it ended up in the Hall backyard of death. 856 00:49:44,917 --> 00:49:46,876 Which brings us back to Sandy. 857 00:49:46,959 --> 00:49:48,584 Please, please let it be a pony! 858 00:49:48,667 --> 00:49:50,667 They say labs are the perfect dogs for kids... 859 00:49:50,751 --> 00:49:54,667 It's a Kleenex labrador puppy. 860 00:49:54,751 --> 00:49:56,667 Oh! 861 00:49:56,751 --> 00:49:59,501 Great. New carpet! 862 00:49:59,584 --> 00:50:01,834 Now we'll have to get plastic. 863 00:50:01,917 --> 00:50:03,876 Aw! So gentle! 864 00:50:04,542 --> 00:50:07,459 Oh, baby Sandy was gentle, alright. 865 00:50:07,542 --> 00:50:10,667 Gently eating her way through every barbecue in Australia. 866 00:50:10,751 --> 00:50:13,292 Bloody umbrellas! Sandy! 867 00:50:15,459 --> 00:50:18,626 Ooh! Get off! Off! Get off the table! Disgusting! 868 00:50:19,459 --> 00:50:22,709 The problem was Sandy had no stop button either, 869 00:50:22,792 --> 00:50:25,084 and whenever she was left alone, she'd help herself 870 00:50:25,167 --> 00:50:28,167 to all the other pet food up for grabs in Wyong Place. 871 00:50:28,251 --> 00:50:30,042 Keith Hall put it perfectly - 872 00:50:30,126 --> 00:50:32,917 one day, that dog was gonna explode. 873 00:50:33,001 --> 00:50:34,834 ~ ~ 874 00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:47,542 I, um... 875 00:50:47,626 --> 00:50:49,542 ...l want to thank Sandy... 876 00:50:49,626 --> 00:50:51,876 ...for bringing us together and... 877 00:50:51,959 --> 00:50:54,542 ...putting all our differences behind us. 878 00:50:56,292 --> 00:50:57,959 We're really sorry, Uncle Bob. 879 00:50:58,042 --> 00:50:59,251 Yeah. 880 00:51:00,751 --> 00:51:02,001 But sadly, 881 00:51:02,917 --> 00:51:05,209 this is where we say goodbye 882 00:51:05,292 --> 00:51:07,042 to our loyal friend. 883 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:11,001 Come on, old girl. 884 00:51:13,459 --> 00:51:15,334 - Rick? - Look out! 885 00:51:15,417 --> 00:51:18,001 Oh, God, jeez! Thanks, Rick. 886 00:51:18,084 --> 00:51:19,709 Thanks, Keith. 887 00:51:19,792 --> 00:51:21,417 UP! Come on! 888 00:51:21,501 --> 00:51:24,709 And go, go, go, go, 90,90,go,go,go. 889 00:51:24,792 --> 00:51:27,251 Mum. Your earrings smell like shit. 890 00:51:34,209 --> 00:51:36,209 Oh, sausages in the grave. 891 00:51:36,834 --> 00:51:38,751 - Good name for an album, huh? - Shut up, Keith! 892 00:51:44,501 --> 00:51:46,167 Should have been you. 893 00:51:46,251 --> 00:51:47,959 Your mother and I have had a talk. 894 00:51:48,042 --> 00:51:50,626 We're selling your grandma's jewellery and her teeth. 895 00:51:50,709 --> 00:51:52,209 You're all going to Catholic boarding schools. 896 00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:54,292 This is bullcrap! 897 00:51:54,376 --> 00:51:56,917 No. No. I don't want to hear it. 898 00:51:57,001 --> 00:51:59,209 The priests will have their way with you! 899 00:52:06,626 --> 00:52:09,542 Pick those toys up. 900 00:52:17,167 --> 00:52:19,084 No! No! 901 00:52:19,167 --> 00:52:20,459 Fine. 902 00:52:22,126 --> 00:52:23,751 Please, Mummy! 903 00:52:26,917 --> 00:52:27,917 Please don't. 904 00:52:29,584 --> 00:52:31,417 No. Please not Humphrey! 905 00:52:31,501 --> 00:52:33,167 No! 906 00:52:41,751 --> 00:52:45,126 This is it. I think she's finally on her way home. 907 00:52:45,209 --> 00:52:46,834 And one! 908 00:52:46,917 --> 00:52:48,542 Two! 909 00:52:48,626 --> 00:52:50,251 Three! 910 00:52:51,667 --> 00:52:54,876 Jesus bloody Christ! The beach is empty. 911 00:52:54,959 --> 00:52:58,709 The streets. Colonel Sanders couldn't get arrested. 912 00:52:58,792 --> 00:53:01,376 If we don't get rid of blubber-guts here, mate, 913 00:53:01,459 --> 00:53:04,876 I can tell you, we're all in the deep-fry! 914 00:53:07,251 --> 00:53:10,626 She's stuck here. Like us. 915 00:53:12,959 --> 00:53:15,334 - We have to get out of here. - How? 916 00:53:15,417 --> 00:53:17,126 Would you like a ride, little girl? 917 00:53:24,959 --> 00:53:26,251 Strangers. 918 00:53:27,542 --> 00:53:29,167 They may smile... 919 00:53:29,251 --> 00:53:30,334 Ooh! 920 00:53:31,084 --> 00:53:33,542 ...they may look ordinary, 921 00:53:33,626 --> 00:53:35,709 but you cannot trust them. 922 00:53:35,792 --> 00:53:37,584 I'm not going. I don't trust them. 923 00:53:37,667 --> 00:53:39,834 You and your Shitty Safari. 924 00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:41,709 Can't you see what's happening here? 925 00:53:41,792 --> 00:53:44,417 Your daughter was up there with that boy, giving him a... 926 00:53:45,667 --> 00:53:47,292 Blow job, Bob! 927 00:53:47,376 --> 00:53:49,542 Like the ones I used to give you last century. 928 00:53:49,626 --> 00:53:52,001 Alright, enough. I've had it up to here. 929 00:53:52,084 --> 00:53:53,959 Just say something for once in your life. 930 00:53:54,042 --> 00:53:55,667 I'm not going. 931 00:53:56,709 --> 00:53:58,042 Will you get that bloody 932 00:53:58,126 --> 00:53:59,917 formaldehyde-soaked arse out of bed? 933 00:54:00,001 --> 00:54:01,626 You're bloody well going, 934 00:54:01,709 --> 00:54:04,876 and bloody well gonna have a good time if it kills me! 935 00:54:04,959 --> 00:54:08,209 And the god of thunder, he says, "I'm Thor!" 936 00:54:08,292 --> 00:54:09,917 And she says, "YOU'RE thore?! 937 00:54:10,001 --> 00:54:11,917 "L'm tho thore, I can hardly pith!" 938 00:54:13,709 --> 00:54:15,417 What have you got here, Rick? 939 00:54:15,501 --> 00:54:17,626 You've got some Roy Orbison. You've got some Frank Sinatra. 940 00:54:17,709 --> 00:54:19,376 We've got loads of good stuff, mate. 941 00:54:19,459 --> 00:54:21,751 We've got Donna Summer, Telly Savalas, 942 00:54:21,834 --> 00:54:23,459 Swingin' Safari... 943 00:54:30,042 --> 00:54:31,709 It's called the Betamax. 944 00:54:31,792 --> 00:54:34,542 The home video revolution. 945 00:54:34,626 --> 00:54:36,376 You can record TV. 946 00:54:36,459 --> 00:54:38,459 - Wow. - Wow. 947 00:54:49,167 --> 00:54:50,792 I'm going over to Rooster's. 948 00:54:50,876 --> 00:54:53,084 But don't you dare tell Mum. 949 00:54:56,084 --> 00:54:57,167 Liam, I'm going first! 950 00:54:57,251 --> 00:54:58,917 I don't wanna be sloppy seconds! 951 00:54:59,001 --> 00:55:00,167 You always go first! 952 00:55:00,292 --> 00:55:02,917 Hey, Gerome. For old times' sake? 953 00:55:06,917 --> 00:55:07,917 Mate, come on. 954 00:55:08,001 --> 00:55:09,834 One last stunt? Just you and me? 955 00:55:23,292 --> 00:55:26,376 Congrats, team. You've all been made honorary Death Cheaters. 956 00:55:26,459 --> 00:55:29,042 Yes! Shazam! 957 00:55:30,834 --> 00:55:33,376 So, I went ballistic and said, "Mr Wong, Mr Wong..." 958 00:55:33,459 --> 00:55:35,584 "I forgot all my traveller's cheques!" 959 00:55:38,251 --> 00:55:39,917 Yeah, we've seen the ad, Keith. 960 00:55:40,001 --> 00:55:42,376 Yeah, I'm just saying, it's a good one. 961 00:55:42,459 --> 00:55:44,292 Pass the Coon, please. 962 00:55:48,251 --> 00:55:49,542 Ah, here's one. 963 00:55:49,959 --> 00:55:52,876 Germaine Greer walks into a bar and the barman says... 964 00:55:52,959 --> 00:55:54,084 I'm gonna what?! 965 00:55:54,167 --> 00:55:55,834 Breathe underwater, like Aquaboy. 966 00:55:55,917 --> 00:55:57,876 Liz, get the funnel-webs out of the pool. 967 00:55:57,959 --> 00:56:00,917 I've rewired the vacuum cleaner so that it blows in reverse. 968 00:56:01,001 --> 00:56:02,417 See? 969 00:56:06,459 --> 00:56:08,084 We drop the rocks into the pool. 970 00:56:08,167 --> 00:56:09,876 It drags Andrew to the bottom. 971 00:56:09,959 --> 00:56:12,751 As long as he keeps the hose in his mouth, he can breathe. 972 00:56:12,834 --> 00:56:14,584 - Then what? - Well, we film it. 973 00:56:14,667 --> 00:56:17,209 - This is bullcrap! - I'm not doing it! 974 00:56:17,292 --> 00:56:19,334 Untie me! Untie me, alright?! 975 00:56:19,417 --> 00:56:21,167 But this is a Death Cheater first. 976 00:56:21,251 --> 00:56:22,876 Not without Gerome, it isn't! 977 00:56:22,959 --> 00:56:25,876 - This sucks! - It mega sucks! 978 00:56:25,959 --> 00:56:27,417 I'm too old for this shit. 979 00:56:31,042 --> 00:56:33,751 When did Jeff Marsh wake up such a loser? 980 00:56:40,709 --> 00:56:42,459 Did my homework and made a choice, mate. 981 00:56:42,542 --> 00:56:44,751 That other system, that VHS nonsense - 982 00:56:44,834 --> 00:56:46,709 never gonna take off. 983 00:56:46,792 --> 00:56:48,417 Flush. 984 00:56:48,501 --> 00:56:51,334 - What was that? - Flush. 985 00:56:51,417 --> 00:56:54,126 Oh. Menopause so soon? 986 00:56:54,209 --> 00:56:55,917 Excuse me? 987 00:56:56,001 --> 00:56:59,042 I'm just talking about my niece. 988 00:56:59,126 --> 00:57:00,709 Minnie Pause. 989 00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:02,626 Looks like she might be coming to stay 990 00:57:02,709 --> 00:57:04,334 a little earlier than expected. 991 00:57:06,167 --> 00:57:07,459 I said "flush". 992 00:57:09,084 --> 00:57:11,209 I could have said "floozy", but I didn't. 993 00:57:11,292 --> 00:57:12,709 Are you calling my wife a floozy? 994 00:57:13,042 --> 00:57:15,626 I'm not calling her anything. I'm just...stating a fact. 995 00:57:16,251 --> 00:57:17,417 You are a... 996 00:57:18,792 --> 00:57:20,126 ...a strumpet! 997 00:57:20,209 --> 00:57:22,292 You do not call my wife a strumpet! 998 00:57:22,376 --> 00:57:23,709 Sorry, I was gonna say "crumpet", 999 00:57:23,834 --> 00:57:25,001 but it came out "strumpet". 1000 00:57:25,084 --> 00:57:27,042 Big words, pussy-balls. 1001 00:57:27,126 --> 00:57:28,751 Says the town bike. 1002 00:57:28,834 --> 00:57:30,876 At least I don't need pills to get mine up. 1003 00:57:30,959 --> 00:57:33,584 - Now, what are we playing? - Poker. 1004 00:57:33,667 --> 00:57:34,751 Everybody else has. 1005 00:57:35,501 --> 00:57:37,376 HOW dare you?! 1006 00:57:37,459 --> 00:57:40,084 - You bloody zip it, Rick! - You bloody zip it, mate! 1007 00:57:40,167 --> 00:57:41,792 - Cock! - Bush pig! 1008 00:57:41,876 --> 00:57:43,001 - Shut up, hussy! - Alcoholic! 1009 00:57:43,084 --> 00:57:45,167 - Bottle blonde! - Cock tease! 1010 00:57:45,292 --> 00:57:46,917 - Drug addict! - Needle dick! 1011 00:57:47,001 --> 00:57:48,626 - Skank! - Trog! 1012 00:57:48,709 --> 00:57:49,751 Slut! 1013 00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:51,376 Hardly even touched the sides. 1014 00:57:51,459 --> 00:57:52,667 Well, that's not surprising, is it? 1015 00:57:52,751 --> 00:57:55,417 You'd root a bloody barber's chair if it had enough hair! 1016 00:57:55,501 --> 00:57:58,501 How dare you?! 1017 00:57:58,584 --> 00:58:01,126 - Kids, out! - We can trump that. We're out! 1018 00:58:03,834 --> 00:58:05,459 Suck on this! 1019 00:58:07,834 --> 00:58:10,292 ~ Oh! ~ Oh! 1020 00:58:14,334 --> 00:58:15,876 Yep. Couldn't agree more. 1021 00:58:16,501 --> 00:58:18,209 Oh. Shit. 1022 00:58:26,792 --> 00:58:28,584 Oh, g'day, Mrs Marsh. 1023 00:58:28,667 --> 00:58:31,251 I see you got your pearl earrings back. 1024 00:58:33,292 --> 00:58:34,501 Rebecca! 1025 00:58:35,001 --> 00:58:36,084 Oh! 1026 00:58:36,167 --> 00:58:37,917 Get out of here, you filthy mongrels! 1027 00:58:38,001 --> 00:58:39,834 Hey, Rooster! I bloody warned you! 1028 00:58:39,917 --> 00:58:41,584 Dog! I know where your f... 1029 00:58:41,667 --> 00:58:43,376 Your father's getting a phone call right now! 1030 00:58:43,459 --> 00:58:45,126 He'll hear about this! 1031 00:58:45,209 --> 00:58:47,459 Gerome! I saw you too, mate! 1032 00:58:47,542 --> 00:58:49,334 What the hell do you think you're doing?! 1033 00:58:50,376 --> 00:58:51,751 Crying out loud! 1034 00:58:58,417 --> 00:58:59,626 Jeff? 1035 00:59:01,584 --> 00:59:02,876 Jeff? 1036 00:59:32,334 --> 00:59:34,917 240 volts by the bleedin' pool! 1037 00:59:40,001 --> 00:59:43,251 Well may we say "God save the Queen"... 1038 00:59:45,042 --> 00:59:48,459 ...because nothing will save the Governor-General! 1039 01:01:32,667 --> 01:01:35,584 - Keep those legs together! - Your husband likes curves! 1040 01:01:35,667 --> 01:01:38,792 Needle dick for years, Gale. And, you... 1041 01:01:38,876 --> 01:01:41,459 You couldn't fit any more balls in your pants either! 1042 01:01:42,917 --> 01:01:44,542 Keira, what's that on your chest? 1043 01:01:44,626 --> 01:01:47,709 They're not bluebottle stings! Really, they're not! 1044 01:01:47,792 --> 01:01:49,667 Oh, yes, they are! 1045 01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:53,792 No, no! 1046 01:01:53,876 --> 01:01:55,709 Stop her! 1047 01:01:55,792 --> 01:01:57,542 - Come to Aunty Gale. - No! Get off me! 1048 01:01:57,626 --> 01:01:59,001 Don't you dare! 1049 01:01:59,084 --> 01:02:01,042 But, Kaye! 1050 01:02:01,126 --> 01:02:02,751 Urine counteracts. 1051 01:02:25,501 --> 01:02:27,209 Be silent. Be quiet. 1052 01:02:27,292 --> 01:02:29,709 Be silent! BE SILENT! BE SILENT! 1053 01:02:29,792 --> 01:02:31,417 She pissed on my daughter! 1054 01:02:31,501 --> 01:02:33,792 Oh, you piss on her twice a weekend! 1055 01:02:33,876 --> 01:02:36,834 Bullshit. Bullshit! 1056 01:02:36,917 --> 01:02:38,917 Mr Hall, do you want to press any charges? 1057 01:02:39,001 --> 01:02:40,626 No. 1058 01:02:40,709 --> 01:02:42,334 But who do I have to fuck around here 1059 01:02:42,417 --> 01:02:44,042 to get a bloody restraining order?! 1060 01:02:44,126 --> 01:02:45,751 I've got homework to do. 1061 01:02:45,834 --> 01:02:47,292 I can give you a hand with your homework if you like. 1062 01:02:47,417 --> 01:02:50,167 Hey, hey, hey! Enough! 1063 01:03:05,584 --> 01:03:07,417 We're moving to Adelaide! 1064 01:03:07,501 --> 01:03:09,417 Huh! Don't be preposterous! 1065 01:03:09,501 --> 01:03:11,959 - Have you got a better idea? - Yes, I do. 1066 01:03:12,042 --> 01:03:14,084 Kahlua and milk. 1067 01:03:20,209 --> 01:03:21,917 Avon calling. 1068 01:03:29,667 --> 01:03:31,126 - A' Bob! 'Qgh! QW! 1069 01:03:31,209 --> 01:03:32,626 Oh, Jesus! 1070 01:03:34,251 --> 01:03:35,876 I'm calling Rick. 1071 01:03:36,751 --> 01:03:38,167 Oh, no, you're not. 1072 01:03:38,834 --> 01:03:39,917 Watch me. 1073 01:03:41,459 --> 01:03:43,126 Give me the phone. Give me the phone. 1074 01:03:43,209 --> 01:03:44,876 - No. No. No, no... - Give me the phone. 1075 01:03:44,959 --> 01:03:46,667 - Bob, give me the phone. - I'm c...l'm calling him! 1076 01:03:47,876 --> 01:03:50,876 Oh, you fool! 1077 01:03:50,959 --> 01:03:52,792 You fool! 1078 01:03:59,626 --> 01:04:01,251 Swiss finishing school. 1079 01:04:01,334 --> 01:04:03,501 Advanced etiquette, foreign languages... 1080 01:04:05,084 --> 01:04:07,042 Lord knows she doesn't speak English. 1081 01:04:07,126 --> 01:04:09,584 - Rick Jones. - We need a truce. 1082 01:04:09,751 --> 01:04:11,292 No. I do not need a goose. 1083 01:04:11,459 --> 01:04:13,001 - No, a truce. - What? 1084 01:04:13,084 --> 01:04:14,542 A truce! Not a goose. A truce. 1085 01:04:14,876 --> 01:04:16,126 Who is this? I can't understand you. 1086 01:04:16,209 --> 01:04:17,209 Rick. . .! 1087 01:04:19,876 --> 01:04:23,501 The phone is full of your bloody make-up! 1088 01:04:25,084 --> 01:04:26,751 Darling, it's for you. 1089 01:04:26,834 --> 01:04:29,417 Hey, Melly! 1090 01:04:29,501 --> 01:04:32,292 You're looking a bit crook. I brought you a Polly Waffle. 1091 01:04:34,167 --> 01:04:35,376 Where are you going? 1092 01:04:36,417 --> 01:04:38,584 I'm going to the ends of the earth. 1093 01:04:38,667 --> 01:04:41,709 I'm running away to a place where no-one will ever find me. 1094 01:04:43,876 --> 01:04:45,084 Melbourne. 1095 01:04:46,042 --> 01:04:49,459 I'll start eating again if you come with me. 1096 01:04:51,167 --> 01:04:53,417 I've got enough money to get us there. 1097 01:04:53,501 --> 01:04:56,001 We can change our names, we can become new people, 1098 01:04:56,084 --> 01:04:58,126 and we'll never have to see our parents again. 1099 01:04:59,917 --> 01:05:01,542 Will you come with me? 1100 01:05:03,709 --> 01:05:04,834 Yes. 1101 01:05:05,626 --> 01:05:07,417 You mean it? 1102 01:05:07,501 --> 01:05:08,584 Yeah, I mean it. 1103 01:05:11,709 --> 01:05:13,334 We have just one last chore to do 1104 01:05:13,417 --> 01:05:15,292 before we get out of this hellhole. 1105 01:05:23,126 --> 01:05:25,626 How did it come to this? 1106 01:05:25,709 --> 01:05:29,084 Well, mate, it started with a pile of keys and a vase. 1107 01:05:30,167 --> 01:05:33,042 Maybe if you had just taken one for the team and boned Kaye... 1108 01:05:33,126 --> 01:05:34,917 - Oh, right! - ..everything would be OK. 1109 01:05:35,001 --> 01:05:36,292 Alright, already! 1110 01:05:37,209 --> 01:05:39,334 But we've got to fix it. 1111 01:05:39,417 --> 01:05:42,834 Our bloody women whipped this whole mess up, 1112 01:05:42,917 --> 01:05:45,126 so it's up to us to sort it out. 1113 01:05:47,417 --> 01:05:49,167 Like men. 1114 01:06:06,584 --> 01:06:09,751 Go home, Tommy. You hear me? As fast as you can. 1115 01:06:11,751 --> 01:06:13,792 There you go. You're free. 1116 01:06:21,834 --> 01:06:23,459 Tommy's going to paradise. 1117 01:06:24,584 --> 01:06:25,876 And so are we. 1118 01:06:33,209 --> 01:06:34,959 So, if we make the first bus to Central, 1119 01:06:35,042 --> 01:06:37,084 we can make the 10 o'clock train to Canberra. 1120 01:06:37,167 --> 01:06:39,584 - Have you got any dosh? - 57 bucks Grandpa gave me 1121 01:06:39,667 --> 01:06:41,792 just before he ate all the potpourri and died. 1122 01:06:41,876 --> 01:06:43,834 But I know where Mum stashes her tennis kitty. 1123 01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:46,251 That's alright. We'll get jobs. 1124 01:06:46,334 --> 01:06:48,917 I'm ready. I packed. Last Easter. 1125 01:06:50,376 --> 01:06:52,209 You're not gonna let me down, are you, Jeff? 1126 01:06:53,584 --> 01:06:55,876 No. Never. 1127 01:07:05,876 --> 01:07:08,584 Jeffrey! 1128 01:07:08,667 --> 01:07:11,167 Oh, Christ! Not another one! 1129 01:07:12,209 --> 01:07:14,001 Get over here, you trollop! 1130 01:07:14,084 --> 01:07:15,751 Bedroom! Now! 1131 01:07:15,834 --> 01:07:19,459 - Bedroom? What...? - Separately. Come here! 1132 01:07:19,542 --> 01:07:22,376 Enough! You crossed the line this time. 1133 01:07:22,459 --> 01:07:25,001 Let's kill him. 1134 01:07:30,167 --> 01:07:31,209 He kissed a girl! 1135 01:07:32,209 --> 01:07:33,292 Thank God! 1136 01:07:33,376 --> 01:07:36,417 There I was thinking he was a bit...gay. 1137 01:07:36,501 --> 01:07:38,834 She's 14 years old! 1138 01:07:38,917 --> 01:07:41,834 Does she even know which end to put a tampon in? 1139 01:07:42,501 --> 01:07:43,792 Well, she kissed a boy. 1140 01:07:43,876 --> 01:07:46,042 There I was thinking she was a Iezzo. 1141 01:07:46,126 --> 01:07:48,084 This is what happens when you let them watch Sonny & Cher! 1142 01:07:48,167 --> 01:07:49,542 Oh, darling! 1143 01:07:49,626 --> 01:07:50,959 Out in the street like a prostitute! 1144 01:07:51,126 --> 01:07:52,251 Everybody looking! 1145 01:07:52,334 --> 01:07:53,709 Richard, it's just sex. 1146 01:07:53,792 --> 01:07:55,584 Finally, a reason for birth control! 1147 01:08:00,667 --> 01:08:02,251 They've taken my money and my bankbook 1148 01:08:02,334 --> 01:08:04,042 and they're talking about moving. 1149 01:08:04,126 --> 01:08:05,751 You? Over. 1150 01:08:05,834 --> 01:08:06,959 Dad's locked me in my room 1151 01:08:07,042 --> 01:08:10,792 and given Liam permission to kill me if I try to escape. 1152 01:08:10,876 --> 01:08:12,792 I'm sorry, Jeff. Over. 1153 01:08:13,042 --> 01:08:14,584 Me too. 1154 01:08:14,667 --> 01:08:16,292 Over. 1155 01:08:16,376 --> 01:08:19,167 Is it over? Over. 1156 01:08:21,542 --> 01:08:24,292 It's over. Over. 1157 01:08:25,292 --> 01:08:27,501 - Over and out. - Over and out. 1158 01:08:37,459 --> 01:08:39,251 So? My parents were tough. 1159 01:08:39,334 --> 01:08:41,792 I was chained to a drainpipe for stealing a bike, 1160 01:08:41,876 --> 01:08:43,584 and look how I turned out. 1161 01:08:43,667 --> 01:08:46,376 President of the Lions Club three years running! 1162 01:08:46,459 --> 01:08:48,334 Oh, for God's sake, will you get your feet off the carpet?! 1163 01:08:48,417 --> 01:08:50,084 Oh, cripes! 1164 01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:53,417 Oh, for cryin' out loud! 1165 01:08:56,334 --> 01:08:59,501 - What?! - Hi. We're a p... 1166 01:08:59,584 --> 01:09:00,792 Mr Marsh? 1167 01:09:01,292 --> 01:09:02,584 Nigel. 1168 01:09:02,667 --> 01:09:05,376 Give Kids a Chance? We're a charity. 1169 01:09:10,459 --> 01:09:12,917 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1170 01:09:13,001 --> 01:09:15,417 Arggh! Oh! 1171 01:09:28,917 --> 01:09:31,542 Arggh! 1172 01:09:35,084 --> 01:09:36,751 No! 1173 01:10:05,792 --> 01:10:07,459 Yeah, sure. 1174 01:10:07,542 --> 01:10:09,334 - CE-'day, mate. - Hey, mate. 1175 01:10:11,042 --> 01:10:13,376 - How's that? - Thanks, Mr Marsh. 1176 01:10:13,501 --> 01:10:15,167 Hey, it's good to see you again. 1177 01:10:15,251 --> 01:10:16,876 - Yeah. - Bye. 1178 01:10:16,959 --> 01:10:19,751 Oh, and thanks for giving kids a second chance. 1179 01:10:27,417 --> 01:10:29,626 Oh! Yeah. Sounds about right. 1180 01:10:29,709 --> 01:10:31,376 I AM a good example. 1181 01:10:37,001 --> 01:10:39,292 Can't get 'em to listen to me. I could just... 1182 01:10:39,376 --> 01:10:41,667 Can you just...just stop?! 1183 01:10:43,917 --> 01:10:45,042 So... 1184 01:10:45,959 --> 01:10:47,167 ...why are we here? 1185 01:10:47,292 --> 01:10:49,084 You know, what's our purpose? 1186 01:10:49,167 --> 01:10:51,084 Eat, shit and die. 1187 01:10:51,167 --> 01:10:56,334 Yeah, and along the way, we bring new life into the world. 1188 01:10:56,417 --> 01:10:58,334 And we set a good example. 1189 01:10:58,417 --> 01:11:00,292 At last count, I reckon we're all doing 1190 01:11:00,376 --> 01:11:02,001 a pretty crap job of it. 1191 01:11:02,084 --> 01:11:06,084 - Speak for yourself, Bob. - I am, Gale. I am. 1192 01:11:06,167 --> 01:11:08,417 You know, Swingin' bloody Safari? 1193 01:11:08,501 --> 01:11:11,417 Christ! What were we thinking? 1194 01:11:11,501 --> 01:11:13,834 We're chasing our tails and our bloody kids can smell it. 1195 01:11:13,917 --> 01:11:15,042 They're all out of control 1196 01:11:15,126 --> 01:11:16,584 and it's up to us to pull them back into line. 1197 01:11:16,667 --> 01:11:17,667 Exactly. Exactly... 1198 01:11:20,126 --> 01:11:23,417 Whatever you've done, you've stuffed it up for everyone. 1199 01:11:23,501 --> 01:11:25,251 You're dead meat. 1200 01:11:26,584 --> 01:11:28,459 Shut up! 1201 01:11:29,501 --> 01:11:31,334 Shut up! 1202 01:11:31,417 --> 01:11:33,126 Shut up! 1203 01:11:35,001 --> 01:11:37,084 Just listen to yourselves! 1204 01:11:38,292 --> 01:11:39,917 All raised shit-scared, 1205 01:11:40,001 --> 01:11:42,584 and, gee, that turned out well for everyone, didn't it? 1206 01:11:44,084 --> 01:11:46,042 The kids shouldn't be punished. 1207 01:11:47,876 --> 01:11:49,667 They should be rewarded. 1208 01:11:49,751 --> 01:11:51,459 Oh, Kaye! 1209 01:11:53,084 --> 01:11:54,709 For Wallaroo parents, 1210 01:11:54,792 --> 01:11:56,751 it's been unusu-whale, factu-whale, 1211 01:11:56,834 --> 01:11:59,334 but now, unsustaina-whale. 1212 01:12:00,501 --> 01:12:04,376 Now, after careful consideration, 1213 01:12:04,459 --> 01:12:07,876 we, your...parents, have decided... 1214 01:12:07,959 --> 01:12:10,834 You're going to the Blue Light Disco! 1215 01:12:10,917 --> 01:12:12,126 Together. 1216 01:12:12,209 --> 01:12:14,792 Together. 1217 01:12:14,876 --> 01:12:16,667 - Disco! - Disco! 1218 01:12:21,709 --> 01:12:23,501 Disco! 1219 01:12:23,584 --> 01:12:25,209 Whoo! 1220 01:12:32,667 --> 01:12:34,876 Attention, shoppers. 1221 01:12:34,959 --> 01:12:37,709 Today is children's day. 1222 01:12:37,792 --> 01:12:40,376 All children will be rewarded. 1223 01:12:45,667 --> 01:12:47,376 Welcome to the club, men. 1224 01:12:53,459 --> 01:12:55,126 Eugh! 1225 01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:56,834 Get it into ya. 1226 01:13:01,584 --> 01:13:03,209 Little men. 1227 01:13:03,292 --> 01:13:05,042 That's the way. 1228 01:13:12,626 --> 01:13:16,917 It's true, shoppers. All children will be rewarded. 1229 01:13:17,584 --> 01:13:19,084 The pill, sweetheart. 1230 01:13:20,667 --> 01:13:22,417 Your father and I think it's time. 1231 01:13:25,501 --> 01:13:28,084 - Don't we, Bob? - Yep. 1232 01:13:32,209 --> 01:13:33,959 Thank you! 1233 01:13:34,042 --> 01:13:36,626 Thank you. 1234 01:13:36,709 --> 01:13:39,917 Thank you! 1235 01:13:44,626 --> 01:13:47,709 And, yes, children, it's true - rewards, rewards! 1236 01:13:54,542 --> 01:13:56,167 Hey. Charger! 1237 01:13:56,251 --> 01:13:58,417 Go, boys! Go on! 1238 01:14:06,584 --> 01:14:08,834 Let 'em learn the hard way. 1239 01:14:09,584 --> 01:14:10,709 Shut up. 1240 01:14:10,792 --> 01:14:13,042 - You call this a reward? - It's a tough world, kids. 1241 01:14:13,126 --> 01:14:15,251 Sometimes tough decisions have to be made. 1242 01:14:15,334 --> 01:14:16,959 So, say goodbye to Doody. 1243 01:14:17,042 --> 01:14:20,084 - He's going to live on a farm. - No! Please! 1244 01:14:20,167 --> 01:14:22,584 I know, sweetheart. But you'll thank us for this one day. 1245 01:14:22,667 --> 01:14:24,001 Good bye, Doody. 1246 01:14:25,876 --> 01:14:27,584 Bye, Doody. 1247 01:14:32,042 --> 01:14:34,959 You look like Engelbert Humperdinck! 1248 01:14:38,751 --> 01:14:40,501 Mum! 1249 01:14:43,209 --> 01:14:46,251 CE-'day, g'day. J0? 1250 01:14:46,334 --> 01:14:47,959 - Ah. CE-'day, Rick. - CE-'day, mate. 1251 01:14:48,042 --> 01:14:49,751 Here comes the blue-eyed boy. 1252 01:14:49,834 --> 01:14:51,876 Oh! Fabulous. 1253 01:14:51,959 --> 01:14:53,626 - Oh, Gale! - I know! 1254 01:14:53,709 --> 01:14:55,459 - This is fantastic, isn't it? - What a screamer. 1255 01:14:55,542 --> 01:14:57,626 Look at you, you dark horse! 1256 01:14:59,417 --> 01:15:01,042 - Gorgeous. - Yeah. 1257 01:15:01,126 --> 01:15:02,667 Here you go, mate. 1258 01:15:04,626 --> 01:15:06,584 - Oh! - My little princess. 1259 01:15:06,667 --> 01:15:08,626 Rowr! 1260 01:15:08,709 --> 01:15:11,501 Oh, my. 1261 01:15:11,584 --> 01:15:14,001 Look what we made. Hmm? 1262 01:15:14,834 --> 01:15:18,001 Barbra Streisand in A Star Is Born! 1263 01:15:18,084 --> 01:15:19,209 Yes. 1264 01:15:19,292 --> 01:15:21,667 - Isn't it? - Yes! 1265 01:15:23,376 --> 01:15:25,626 There comes a time in every man's life when... 1266 01:15:27,084 --> 01:15:28,709 Bugger it. Just take 'em. 1267 01:15:28,792 --> 01:15:30,417 And you know how to put 'em on, right? 1268 01:15:30,501 --> 01:15:32,667 'Cause I could take you to the bathroom and show you. 1269 01:15:32,751 --> 01:15:33,876 No. No. 1270 01:15:33,959 --> 01:15:36,959 There you go. Oh, Christ, where's the camera? 1271 01:15:37,042 --> 01:15:38,667 - In the car. - Oh, Christ! 1272 01:15:38,751 --> 01:15:40,417 - Go and get it. - Shall I get it? Alright. 1273 01:15:40,501 --> 01:15:43,876 - I'd like to leave now. - Yeah. 1274 01:15:43,959 --> 01:15:47,251 I want to tell you something, alright? 1275 01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:51,626 Spontaneity is the key to pleasure. 1276 01:15:56,251 --> 01:15:57,917 A little gift from all of us. 1277 01:15:58,001 --> 01:16:00,084 Go get 'em, tiger. 1278 01:16:06,584 --> 01:16:09,626 Oh, it was only yesterday they were in floaties! 1279 01:16:13,876 --> 01:16:15,501 Remember your first dance, Rick? 1280 01:16:15,584 --> 01:16:17,209 Yes, mate. Sharon Lee. 1281 01:16:17,292 --> 01:16:19,126 Got so pissed she didn't remember a bloody thing. 1282 01:16:19,209 --> 01:16:22,792 What a night. 1283 01:16:22,876 --> 01:16:25,042 - This car smells like prawns. - Yeah. 1284 01:16:25,126 --> 01:16:26,334 It's not good. 1285 01:16:29,084 --> 01:16:30,459 After-dinner mint? 1286 01:16:38,792 --> 01:16:41,001 We'll pick youse up around nine, alright? 1287 01:16:41,084 --> 01:16:42,834 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 1288 01:16:47,584 --> 01:16:48,626 Come on. 1289 01:17:03,042 --> 01:17:05,834 - Do I look OK? - You look great. 1290 01:17:05,917 --> 01:17:08,209 Youse two look like knobs! 1291 01:17:08,292 --> 01:17:11,751 Oh, stick a sock in it, Knucklehead! 1292 01:17:11,834 --> 01:17:13,542 Welcome to the Blue Light Disco. 1293 01:17:13,626 --> 01:17:15,792 - Here. Give it to me. - Where'd you get that? 1294 01:17:15,876 --> 01:17:17,667 Mum and Dad. Unreal, hey? 1295 01:17:17,751 --> 01:17:19,459 Jeez, I wish I had parents like yours. 1296 01:17:19,542 --> 01:17:21,209 Jeez, I wish I had parents like yours. 1297 01:17:21,626 --> 01:17:22,917 Take one and grab a boy. 1298 01:17:23,001 --> 01:17:24,626 - Which boy? - Doesn't matter. 1299 01:17:24,709 --> 01:17:26,459 Just tell him you're on the pill. 1300 01:17:29,959 --> 01:17:31,084 I'm on the pill. 1301 01:17:38,292 --> 01:17:39,292 Want to dance? 1302 01:17:40,376 --> 01:17:41,584 No. 1303 01:17:57,042 --> 01:17:58,459 Ooh! 1304 01:18:02,376 --> 01:18:03,834 Want to get out of here? 1305 01:18:10,084 --> 01:18:11,667 I'm on the pill. 1306 01:18:18,959 --> 01:18:20,626 She's just like you and me. 1307 01:18:22,126 --> 01:18:25,084 Stuck here. Rotting. 1308 01:18:25,167 --> 01:18:27,084 And they'll never let her get away. 1309 01:18:28,209 --> 01:18:29,459 Tommy got away. 1310 01:18:35,542 --> 01:18:37,251 - Eugh! - What's it like? 1311 01:18:37,334 --> 01:18:38,542 Awful. 1312 01:18:48,209 --> 01:18:50,042 Is this it? 1313 01:18:50,126 --> 01:18:52,834 We're gonna be grown-ups soon, like our parents. 1314 01:18:55,251 --> 01:18:56,959 It's not like the movies, is it? 1315 01:18:58,459 --> 01:19:00,167 Maybe she's trying to tell us something. 1316 01:19:02,001 --> 01:19:04,751 If our parents have everything, why are they so miserable? 1317 01:19:19,751 --> 01:19:22,626 - What do you reckon? - Piece of piss. 1318 01:19:22,709 --> 01:19:24,626 Get rid of it in about three seconds. 1319 01:19:24,709 --> 01:19:26,542 Seagulls do the rest. 1320 01:19:34,501 --> 01:19:36,792 Christ, it's almost 9:00. We gotta go. Come on. 1321 01:19:36,876 --> 01:19:38,542 Come on. Come on! 1322 01:19:41,042 --> 01:19:42,667 Stop. We've got to go back. 1323 01:19:42,751 --> 01:19:44,417 - No, we need to leave now. - What about the whale? 1324 01:19:44,501 --> 01:19:46,167 No, we've just got to get out of these damn clothes 1325 01:19:46,251 --> 01:19:47,876 and just go...we'll go back... 1326 01:19:47,959 --> 01:19:49,584 Hey, lovebirds. 1327 01:19:49,667 --> 01:19:51,292 Hey, are you having fun, Engelbert? 1328 01:19:51,376 --> 01:19:53,334 Yeah. Great. Happy it's over. 1329 01:19:53,417 --> 01:19:55,084 Who says it's over? 1330 01:20:36,626 --> 01:20:38,251 Love you. 1331 01:21:24,542 --> 01:21:26,126 Stop, Melly. 1332 01:21:29,959 --> 01:21:31,126 Come. 1333 01:21:32,292 --> 01:21:33,292 Put your arms around me. 1334 01:21:36,584 --> 01:21:37,792 Like your nanna. 1335 01:22:15,459 --> 01:22:16,709 Come on, love. 1336 01:22:18,459 --> 01:22:19,876 - Morning, morning, morning. - Hey, hey, hey. 1337 01:22:19,959 --> 01:22:21,584 - Hey, mate. - Hey, Rick. 1338 01:22:21,667 --> 01:22:22,917 How'd it go? 1339 01:22:23,459 --> 01:22:25,917 It sounded like the bloody walls of Jericho coming down. 1340 01:22:26,001 --> 01:22:27,667 Oh, shit! 1341 01:22:27,751 --> 01:22:30,126 - Stop it! Shush! - Alright! 1342 01:22:40,251 --> 01:22:42,834 Let's get this over with. 1343 01:22:44,126 --> 01:22:45,959 - Right? - Couldn't agree more, mate. 1344 01:22:46,042 --> 01:22:47,709 Springboks - best team in the world. Why can't we watch? 1345 01:22:47,792 --> 01:22:50,209 I don't agree with that. Not at all. 1346 01:22:50,292 --> 01:22:52,001 I just want to watch rugby. 1347 01:22:52,084 --> 01:22:54,542 Let's go and talk to them. Yoo-hoo! 1348 01:22:54,626 --> 01:22:56,792 - Hello. - Hello, darling. 1349 01:22:58,001 --> 01:22:59,001 Did you have a good night? 1350 01:22:59,084 --> 01:23:01,626 Cripes! Look at the time. Better get a move on. 1351 01:23:01,709 --> 01:23:03,459 Yeah. Big news down at the beach. 1352 01:23:03,542 --> 01:23:05,626 Your whale is all over the telly. 1353 01:23:05,709 --> 01:23:08,001 Christ, he's right. We've gotta get a park. 1354 01:23:08,084 --> 01:23:09,709 Every bugger and his dog will be down there! 1355 01:23:09,792 --> 01:23:11,417 Come on, then. We've gotta beat the queue. 1356 01:23:11,501 --> 01:23:13,292 - Gonna be a bloody nightmare. - Come on, love. 1357 01:23:13,376 --> 01:23:15,584 Now there's two lanes and BOTH bloody lanes are packed! 1358 01:23:15,667 --> 01:23:17,417 Oh, my boy. 1359 01:23:23,251 --> 01:23:26,251 Everybody clear off! This is your last warning! 1360 01:23:26,334 --> 01:23:27,959 This is a blast zone! 1361 01:23:28,042 --> 01:23:30,209 For the last time, move back! 1362 01:23:30,292 --> 01:23:33,876 Sod the lot of youse! Hope you all get blown to kingdom come! 1363 01:23:33,959 --> 01:23:36,209 Hey. You getting a good shot there, tiger? 1364 01:23:36,292 --> 01:23:38,417 - Yeah, Dad. - On ya, son. 1365 01:23:38,501 --> 01:23:41,042 You see? That's why we had to beat the traffic. 1366 01:23:41,126 --> 01:23:44,292 Look at us. Winners are grinners. 1367 01:23:44,376 --> 01:23:47,167 Every news crew. Let's just hope that it all goes to plan. 1368 01:23:47,251 --> 01:23:49,042 Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 1369 01:23:52,167 --> 01:23:54,459 Every news crew in Australia. 1370 01:23:54,542 --> 01:23:56,584 Don't take any chances. 1371 01:23:56,667 --> 01:23:59,459 - Make sure you get rid of it. - You're the boss. 1372 01:24:00,751 --> 01:24:01,751 Hey, boys! 1373 01:24:03,167 --> 01:24:04,376 Double it! 1374 01:24:04,459 --> 01:24:07,834 - Yeah, tops. - Double it, boys. 1375 01:24:07,917 --> 01:24:11,292 Looking at it from this angle, it's just massive. 1376 01:24:11,376 --> 01:24:13,834 It's a...massive mammal. 1377 01:24:13,917 --> 01:24:15,709 It's a dead whale, not a fish. 1378 01:24:17,042 --> 01:24:19,126 You see? That's why I get here early. 1379 01:24:19,209 --> 01:24:22,376 Hey, Keith. Keith! Over here. Saved you a possie. 1380 01:24:22,542 --> 01:24:24,834 - Sorry we're late. - Position A. 1381 01:24:24,917 --> 01:24:27,792 Gerome's driving the porcelain bus like a right nong. 1382 01:24:27,876 --> 01:24:29,709 I think I'm gonna spew again. 1383 01:24:29,792 --> 01:24:31,626 Hair of the dog. Drink it. 1384 01:24:33,792 --> 01:24:35,459 Get it into ya, mate. Good for ya. 1385 01:24:35,542 --> 01:24:37,251 Come on, suck it up. 1386 01:24:47,334 --> 01:24:48,792 Found a better view? 1387 01:24:53,376 --> 01:24:55,376 I'm sorry. 1388 01:24:58,876 --> 01:25:00,209 I don't know what happened. 1389 01:25:02,209 --> 01:25:03,542 Maybe... 1390 01:25:06,376 --> 01:25:08,126 Maybe I was just too nervous. 1391 01:25:15,834 --> 01:25:18,792 Maybe you were just looking out for me. 1392 01:25:22,626 --> 01:25:24,459 Do you still want to go to Melbourne? 1393 01:25:26,709 --> 01:25:28,084 Race you. 1394 01:25:31,667 --> 01:25:32,959 Come on. 1395 01:25:34,667 --> 01:25:36,292 What do you reckon will happen? 1396 01:25:36,376 --> 01:25:39,542 I don't know. It's gonna be a mess, though. 1397 01:25:39,626 --> 01:25:40,667 Aww! 1398 01:25:46,126 --> 01:25:49,876 The big fish, christened Chips by the boys at the station, 1399 01:25:49,959 --> 01:25:52,209 is about to spend his last day in paradise 1400 01:25:52,292 --> 01:25:55,417 thanks to Mayor Bradley Brimshaw's final solution. 1401 01:25:55,501 --> 01:25:56,959 Our friend could have picked 1402 01:25:57,042 --> 01:25:59,459 any strip of sand in the country to end his days, 1403 01:25:59,542 --> 01:26:02,084 and he wisely chose ours - 1404 01:26:02,167 --> 01:26:06,251 1975's Tidy Town winner! 1405 01:26:06,334 --> 01:26:08,459 That's a good one, that one. 1406 01:26:08,542 --> 01:26:10,417 Our glorious beach is about to get even tidier. 1407 01:26:11,542 --> 01:26:13,459 - Ladies and gentlemen... - Nigel. 1408 01:26:13,542 --> 01:26:14,834 ...boys and girls, 1409 01:26:14,917 --> 01:26:17,959 bid a hearty farewell 1410 01:26:18,042 --> 01:26:21,501 to our great blue whale. 1411 01:26:36,792 --> 01:26:38,334 The whale's gone! 1412 01:26:38,542 --> 01:26:40,251 Goodbye, whale! 1413 01:26:46,126 --> 01:26:47,876 What a fucking fizzer. 1414 01:26:49,001 --> 01:26:51,584 She did it! She finally escaped! 1415 01:27:01,751 --> 01:27:02,751 Oh! 1416 01:27:05,959 --> 01:27:07,584 ' Eugh! ~ Oh! 1417 01:27:07,667 --> 01:27:09,001 Oh! Oh! 1418 01:27:12,042 --> 01:27:13,709 Oh! Eugh! Eugh! 1419 01:27:13,792 --> 01:27:16,334 Oh! Shit a brick! Run! 1420 01:27:20,251 --> 01:27:21,251 Shit! 1421 01:27:31,042 --> 01:27:32,334 Ohhh! 1422 01:29:03,542 --> 01:29:08,959 S' Ah... S' 1423 01:29:29,001 --> 01:29:31,792 So, if this is the decade that defined us, 1424 01:29:31,876 --> 01:29:33,751 then it ended with two superheroes 1425 01:29:33,834 --> 01:29:36,417 and two tonnes of dynamite. 1426 01:29:37,459 --> 01:29:40,167 Melly and I took flight and never looked back. 1427 01:29:43,167 --> 01:29:45,834 Don't get me wrong - I loved my childhood. 1428 01:29:45,917 --> 01:29:47,542 Our parents did the best they could 1429 01:29:47,626 --> 01:29:49,542 with the bent tools they were handed. 1430 01:29:49,626 --> 01:29:52,626 And the upshot of trying to force a kid into manhood 1431 01:29:52,709 --> 01:29:54,376 with a packet of condoms 1432 01:29:54,459 --> 01:29:57,084 was the licence to be a 14-year-old 1433 01:29:57,167 --> 01:29:59,584 for the rest of his fabulous life. 1434 01:30:02,292 --> 01:30:05,126 When people ask me what happened in the 1970s, 1435 01:30:05,209 --> 01:30:07,292 I've got a simple answer... 1436 01:30:18,876 --> 01:30:20,626 You should have just left her at the airport, honestly. 1437 01:30:20,709 --> 01:30:24,209 Because we come here to have a holiday, a family holiday, 1438 01:30:24,292 --> 01:30:26,126 and you just... all you've done is yell 1439 01:30:26,209 --> 01:30:29,917 and sit there and look fat in your purple togs. 1440 01:30:30,001 --> 01:30:32,751 Fiji is a dump! I told you we should have gone to Tonga! 1441 01:30:32,917 --> 01:30:34,459 Here, sir! Look what I found here. 1442 01:30:34,542 --> 01:30:36,251 Look how beautiful this turtle is. 1443 01:30:36,334 --> 01:30:38,584 Hey, come, look what I found. Look at this. 1444 01:30:40,167 --> 01:30:42,334 Has he got a hole drilled in his shell? 1445 01:30:42,501 --> 01:30:44,001 Yes, he does. 1446 01:30:45,209 --> 01:30:46,709 It's Tommy! 1447 01:30:46,792 --> 01:30:49,167 He used to live opposite Mum and Dad. 1448 01:30:49,251 --> 01:30:51,084 We have to take him back. 1449 01:31:06,209 --> 01:31:07,917 OK. Are you recording? 1450 01:33:41,376 --> 01:33:42,876 Go, Mama! 1451 01:36:12,001 --> 01:36:13,376 Oh, shit! (Like, Share and Follow our Instagram @Layarkaca21indo.id for Support)