0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 INDOXXI Support dengan like & share :) 1 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,772 (IGNITION STARTS) 2 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,529 (MOTOR IDLING) 3 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,375 (AIR BRAKE HISSES) 4 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:53,762 (THE LEGEND PLAYING) 5 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:57,057 You heard 'bout the legend of Jesse James 6 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,726 And John Henry just to mention some names 7 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:03,355 Well, there's a truck-drivin' legend in the South today 8 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:07,150 A man called Bandit from Atlanta, GA 9 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,861 Every gearjammer knows his name 10 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:13,031 They swear he got asphalt a-runnin' in his veins 11 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:16,034 A foot like lead and nerves like steel 12 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:19,621 He's gonna go to glory ridin' 18 wheels 13 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:21,790 Oh, boy 14 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:25,085 He left Atlanta back in '63 15 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:28,130 Haulin' him a load up to Tennessee 16 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:31,258 He hit Mounteagle in a drivin' rain 17 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:34,094 So hard he couldn't even see the passin' lane 18 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:37,598 Well, he started down the grade when he lost a gear 19 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,141 He hit them brakes 20 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,767 Found he had no air 21 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:43,770 The Mounteagle grade is steep and long 22 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:47,733 And everybody that seen it thought the Bandit was gone 23 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:49,192 All gone 24 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:51,069 Well, his truck jackknifed 25 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:52,696 Turned completely around 26 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:56,116 He was comin' down backwards 'bout the speed of sound 27 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,952 A lot of folks seen him and they all say 28 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:02,247 He had his head out the window yellin' "Clear the way" 29 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:05,292 Well, he got to the bottom safe and sound 30 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:08,295 Everybody asked Bandit how he made it down 31 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:11,590 He said, "Folks, when the truck picked up too much speed 32 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:15,469 "I just run along beside it and drug my feet" 33 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:18,680 Ya heard the legend of Jesse James 34 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:21,141 And John Henry just to mention some names 35 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:24,436 Well, there's a truck-drivin' legend in the South today 36 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:28,398 A man called Bandit from Atlanta, GA 37 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:31,068 Every gearjammer knows his name 38 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,279 They swear he's got asphalt a-runnin' in his veins 39 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:37,324 A foot like lead and nerves like steel 40 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:41,119 He's goin' up to glory ridin' 18 wheels 41 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:43,163 Ah, tell me, boy 42 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,252 Talk to me, guitar 43 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:54,591 (CAR APPROACHES) 44 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,602 Hey, Kirk. How ya doin'? Tod Engels. How are ya? 45 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,358 This your rig, son? 46 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:15,821 Yeah. Open up. Let's see the manifest. 47 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,288 Well, 48 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,124 placin' you under arrest 49 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,959 for transportin' alcoholic beverages 50 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,753 across state lines without the proper permits. 51 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,797 And that means, you dumb cowboy, 52 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,551 you know truckin' Coors beer east of Texas is bootleggin'. 53 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,386 This here's Georgia, son. 54 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:41,430 Well, I... Just a friendly bet. 55 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:44,224 These two old boys, they put me up to it. 56 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:45,851 Now, when ya gonna learn? 57 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,645 Big and Little Enos Burdette make that same bet 58 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,939 with every gearjammer they can. 59 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,400 I say he ain't gonna go for your game. 60 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:58,321 Son, from what I've heard, the biggest thing about the Bandit is his ego, 61 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,824 and I figure that, plus a lot of my dollars, 62 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,243 and he'll try anything, legal or not. 63 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,912 ANNOUNCER ON PA: Well, sir, now, they've put on 64 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:08,749 quite a show for us today, haven't they, friends? 65 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:13,837 Yes, sir, you have seen some of the finest gear jammin' in all of this country. 66 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:17,424 'Member, these are the boys that take the long hauls. 67 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,384 They really did it today. 68 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,263 Hoss. 69 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,974 Where might I find the Bandit? I ain't seen him. 70 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,393 Over there behind his rig. Who wants to see him? 71 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:30,437 Who's askin'? I'm askin', 72 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,689 'cause I'm the guy payin' him $25 a day 73 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,858 so all his loyal fans can look at him. 74 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,610 Do it. 75 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:40,822 I'm buyin' your attraction for a half an hour. 76 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,451 (CROWD CHEERING) 77 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,205 (BAND PLAYING MUSIC) 78 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,291 Egotistical son of a bitch. 79 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:53,251 Any guy that would paint his truck like this 80 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:56,630 would go to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers. 81 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:02,427 BIG ENOS: See, son? Old legends never die. They just lose weight. 82 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:06,348 Seems like a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot alike, Daddy. 83 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,474 (BIG ENOS LAUGHS) 84 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:10,143 Bandit, me and my son are here. 85 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:14,940 (LAUGHING) 86 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:17,984 Oh, I love your suits. 87 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:22,864 It must be a bitch gettin' a size 68 extra-fat and a 12 dwarf. 88 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,908 I came to make a deal. 89 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:28,161 What's he get if he wins this truck rodeo thing? 90 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:29,246 If? 91 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,122 Five thousand dollars, Daddy. 92 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:32,833 Chicken-shit money. 93 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,918 Just what the hell you want, anyway? 94 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,629 You to get out of this dumb-ass rodeo 95 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,631 and accept a real challenge. 96 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:49,432 Now, gettin' to Texarkana and back in 28 hours, that's no problem. 97 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:52,727 It ain't never been done before, hot shit. 98 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,688 Watch your language, little lady. 99 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:57,148 The problem is that Coors beer. 100 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,860 You take that east of Texas and that's... 101 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,403 That's bootleggin'. 102 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:04,698 You know, I believe you're just a little bit scared. 103 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:05,824 That's great psychology. 104 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,993 Why don't you just say somethin' bad about my mother? 105 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,744 Your mama is so ugly... Now, look, look. 106 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,246 You make this run for me... 107 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:14,332 These Peterbilts here are worth $80,000. 108 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:18,628 That comes to about three grand an hour if you make it in 28 hours. 109 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,882 How about that for a challenge? 110 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,342 Dad, I don't believe that that's... Never mind. 111 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,136 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 112 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,846 Why do you want that beer so bad? 113 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,599 Because he's thirsty, dummy. 114 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:33,560 You see, I got a boy runnin' tomorrow in the Southern Classic, 115 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:37,898 and when he wins, I wanna celebrate in style. 116 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,232 How much style? 117 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:41,318 Well, I got a few friends and me. 118 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,361 Four hundred cases. 119 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:46,323 (MOUTHS) Four hundred cases. BIG ENOS: Well? 120 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,618 Well, let me see your cash. 121 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:52,162 Big Enos' word is gold. 122 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:56,041 All right, show him the cash. 123 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,877 Go ahead, Little. Shit. 124 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:04,883 Well, let's see. There's 400 cases of beer. I'll need the cash for that. 125 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,177 No problem. Go ahead, boy. 126 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:11,264 New car. Gotta have a new car to block for the truck. 127 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,933 Okay. Go ahead, boy. 128 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:16,269 I'd like to kick his ass just once. 129 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,689 Speedy car. 130 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,526 Speedier than that. 131 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:25,654 Go ahead. 132 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:26,738 (WHINNIES) 133 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,552 Hello, darlin'. Hi, Uncle Bandit. 134 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,680 Which one of the house apes are you? Kate. 135 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:54,224 Oh, he's droppin' them like flies, isn't he? 136 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:57,185 Well, well, well. Hello, beautiful. 137 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:00,271 How about gorgeous? You can't have him. 138 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:01,648 Well, obviously you can. 139 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,149 What are you tryin' to do, start another race? 140 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:04,484 Hey, look, Bandit. Look, look, look. 141 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:05,860 You got Cledus in jail once. 142 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:08,571 Leave us alone. Hi, Uncle Bandit! 143 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,615 He ain't your damned uncle! Hello, Silus. 144 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:13,326 One of you damn kids, get this mutt out of here! 145 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,787 You always kick me right in the balls. Damn it, Bandit! 146 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,080 Look at me! 147 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,833 I find it hard to look at you, Waynette. 148 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,669 Very hard. Especially when you've got those things in your hair. 149 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:25,171 Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah. 150 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,048 You can't go in there and bother Cledus. 151 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:28,758 Hey! This is my home! 152 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:31,094 Cledus. No! 153 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:34,931 I know in the past I may have done you wrong. 154 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:38,560 Right? Right. 155 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,979 However, in the future, Cledus, 156 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:44,024 I will never, ever, do you wrong again. 157 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:45,650 Right? Right. 158 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:49,029 Yeah. Now, we have a big chance, 159 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:54,367 a big chance to make a run for some big bucks. 160 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,786 Eighty thousand of 'em. 161 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,830 Oh. Really? Mmm-hmm. 162 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:01,499 What are we gonna do, kidnap the Pope or somethin'? 163 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,293 How'd you guess? 164 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,754 No. We're just gonna run over to Texarkana 165 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:08,214 and pick up 400 cases of Coors, 166 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,800 and bring it back in 28 hours. 167 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:14,012 Whoa. I got a flash for you. 168 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:16,598 That's called bootleggin', and that's against the law. 169 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:17,891 Well, who gives a turkey 170 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:20,226 when the Snowman and the Bandit are runnin' the booze? 171 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,937 No one can stop us. No. Hold it right there. 172 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:25,648 There ain't gonna be no more Snowman and Bandit. You understand that? 173 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:26,858 Why? 174 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:30,070 Well, because I've got to go in the morning to Conyers 175 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,655 and pick up a load of manure. Shitty job. 176 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,658 Can I ask you a question? Sure. Ask me. 177 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:39,746 What the hell we wanna go to Texas for and haul beer back here? What is that? 178 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,873 For the good old American life. 179 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:45,210 For the money, for the glory and for the fun. 180 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:49,255 Mostly for the money. Know what we're gonna do when we get the money? 181 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,841 What? We're gonna buy a new rig. 182 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,718 You're crazy. You know that. Yeah. 183 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:57,222 (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) Yes. How much money did you say it was? 184 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,516 $80,000. 185 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,476 $80,000. 186 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,560 Mmm-hmm. 187 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:03,686 Waynette! 188 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:07,524 Now, Bo, I'm tellin' ya, Fred here ain't gonna be no problem. 189 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,692 Well, I can see he's gonna be a major asset. 190 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:12,445 And besides that, he's one hellacious watchdog. 191 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:13,905 (CHUCKLING) Well, let's get goin'. 192 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,949 Whoa. Hold it a minute. What? 193 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,784 I gotta... Can I ask you a question? Sure. 194 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,661 Sit right there, Fred. 195 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:24,374 You mean to tell me we're gonna drive from here to Texarkana, Texas, 196 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,376 and back to here in 28 hours? 197 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,170 It's only 900 miles there and 900 miles back. 198 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:32,882 Well, for your information, that ain't never been done, not in no rig. 199 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,009 That's 'cause you and I ain't never done it in no rig. 200 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,220 You gotta stop thinkin' so negative, son. 201 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,390 'Course we can make it. We ain't never not made it yet, have we? 202 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,684 Well, no. You see? There you are. 203 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,019 Yeah. Yeah, I see. 204 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:48,148 (WHIMPERING) I see, all right. I see our asses in a sling 205 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,066 if we get caught, that's what I see. 206 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,359 (MOTOR STARTS) 207 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,321 Hey! 208 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,323 (EXCLAIMS) 209 00:10:57,407 --> 00:11:00,910 Well, God Almighty, would you look at that? 210 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,621 It's beautiful, huh? Honey, hush. 211 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:04,956 (BOTH LAUGHING) 212 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,667 Well, I don't guess we're gonna be ridin' 213 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,960 in the truck together this time, are we? 214 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:12,088 Oh, no, son. I'll be drivin' this one. Blocker. No, son. 215 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,464 Blocker. You'll be drivin' the truck. 216 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,259 This is Bandit One, and that is... Bandit Two. 217 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,594 Together again. 218 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,221 Oh, yeah. Like Fred and Ginger and Lester and Earl. 219 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,974 That's right. But we got a problem. What's that? 220 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,102 You know them Smokeys, they got them CBs in the car now. 221 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:27,478 I know that. 222 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:29,147 I haven't worked that out yet, but I'm thinkin' about it. 223 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,608 Hey. I got an idea. You got an idea? 224 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:32,901 Why don't we do this? 225 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:35,320 If I say go to channel 21, forget it. 226 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,030 We ain't goin' to 21, we're goin' to 19. 227 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,198 Twenty-one is 19. 228 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,825 If I say go to channel six, forget it. Six? 229 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,870 We go to three. Go to three. I go to three. Perfect. 230 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,414 And if I say go to channel two, we're gonna go to channel one. 231 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:47,540 Two is one. 232 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,459 That'll confuse everybody. That'll confuse 'em. 233 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,837 On the other hand, if we stayed on the odd channels, 234 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,881 switched every time and started in the basement, 235 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,257 that'd work, too. 236 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,301 That'd do it, too, wouldn't it? 237 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,887 Well, yeah, that'd work, too, I guess. 238 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,097 Let's haul ass. Okay. 239 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,891 (IGNITION STARTS) 240 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,606 (ENGINE REVVING) 241 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,691 (TIRES SQUEALING) 242 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,322 (FRED BARKING) 243 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,581 Breaker one. Breaker one. This is the Bandit. 244 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,959 Is the Snowman out there? Am I hittin' ya, son? 245 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,920 Mercy sakes. You put about eight and a half on me. 246 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,922 Blowin' my windows out. Bring it on. 247 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,801 I'll be within earshot. You keep it wound up to around 90. 248 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:40,885 Ten-four. 249 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,137 Hey, Bandit. Me and Fred's got a question. 250 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,264 What do you and Fred want? 251 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,431 How come we doin' this? 252 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,474 Well, why not? 253 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:47,892 Well, they said it couldn't be done. 254 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,269 Well, that's the reason, son. 255 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,104 That's good with Fred. We're clear. 256 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,355 (CLEDUS LAUGHING) 257 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,523 Ten-four. 258 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,275 Westbound and down 259 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,277 18 wheels a-rollin' 260 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,446 We gonna do what they say can't be done 261 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:04,993 We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there 262 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,077 I'm westbound 263 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,746 Just watch ol' Bandit run 264 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,623 Keep your foot hard on the pedal 265 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,667 Son, never mind them brakes 266 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:16,504 Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make 267 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,548 The boys are thirsty in Atlanta 268 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,508 And there's beer in Texarkana 269 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:24,762 And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes 270 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,723 Westbound and down 271 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,641 18 wheels a-rollin' 272 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,811 We gonna do what they say can't be done 273 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:36,524 We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there 274 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,650 I'm westbound 275 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,445 Just watch ol' Bandit run 276 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,762 Old Smokey's got them ears on 277 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,680 He's hot on your trail 278 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:11,059 And he ain't gonna rest 'til you're in jail 279 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,185 So you've got to dodge him 280 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,394 You've got to duck him 281 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,271 You've got to keep that diesel truckin' 282 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,691 (SIREN WAILING) Just put that hammer down and give it hell 283 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,778 Well, hello there, Smokey. 284 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,035 Westbound and down 285 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,037 18 wheels a-rollin' 286 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,207 We gonna do what they say can't be done 287 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:38,961 We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there 288 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,129 I'm westbound 289 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,548 Just watch ol' Bandit run 290 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,717 Keep your foot hard on the pedal 291 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,677 Son, never mind them brakes 292 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:50,348 Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make 293 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,392 The boys are thirsty in Atlanta 294 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,644 And there's beer in Texarkana 295 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:58,648 And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes 296 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,691 Westbound and down 297 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,944 18 wheels a-rollin' 298 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,905 We gonna do what they say can't be done 299 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:10,368 We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there 300 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:11,411 I'm westbound 301 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,955 Just watch ol' Bandit run 302 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,756 Fred, I hope me and you ain't lettin' Bandit 303 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,759 talk us into somethin' we gonna be sorry for, son. 304 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,970 'Cause he's about as crazy as you are ugly. 305 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,054 (BARKS) 306 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:45,736 (TRUCK HORN BLARING) 307 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,613 Westbound and down 308 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,699 18 wheels a-rollin' 309 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,910 We gonna do what they say can't be done 310 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:57,248 We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there 311 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,332 I'm westbound 312 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,210 Just watch ol' Bandit run 313 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,254 (TIRES SCREECH) 314 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:33,826 Big town, ain't it? 315 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,661 I wonder what they do around here for excitement. 316 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,747 They probably sit around and watch the cars rust. 317 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:38,831 (LAUGHING) 318 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,584 Damn it, it's locked. We're about an hour ahead of schedule. 319 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,128 Well, let's keep it that way, huh? All right. 320 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,099 Hey, wanna beer? 321 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:58,976 Well, son! 322 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,102 BANDIT: Redneck heaven. 323 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,063 How we gonna load all this stuff, though? 324 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,439 I'll load it with this. 325 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,857 You can't drive a forklift. 326 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,526 I can drive any forkin' thing around. 327 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,237 Will you get serious? Can you drive this thing? 328 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,279 I am serious. 329 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,198 Crank it up. Now back it up. Oh, shut up. 330 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,700 I said... Whoa! I said back it up, not raise it up! 331 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:18,204 I am backin' up, ya big dumbbell! All right. Just... You relax. 332 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:21,290 Hold it! The beer! Watch the beer! 333 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,293 (LAUGHING) 334 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,421 You all right? Very funny! Very funny! 335 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:28,881 I thought it was funny. 336 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:33,427 Hey, we really ought to pay somebody for that mess we made in there. 337 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,472 All right, have you... I got that all worked out. 338 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,807 You just leave a note. 339 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,351 Tell the folks to send the bill to Big Enos Burdette. 340 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:48,943 "Send bill to 341 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:54,824 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) "Big Enos Burdette." 342 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,243 "Burdette. B..." 343 00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,288 B-R... B-U-R... B... 344 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:01,872 Hell, I got to go. 345 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:09,213 MAN ON RADIO: Hey, Spider-Man, are you out there? Come back. 346 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,966 Snowman! 347 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,260 How we doin', son? Come on back. 348 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,721 Hang on just a minute, and I'll tell ya. 349 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,852 Looks like we're about 28 minutes ahead of schedule. Come back. 350 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,520 I hate to say I told you so. 351 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,522 Don't lose your head, son. 352 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,399 We still got a lot of boogeyin' to do. 353 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,192 Put the pedal to the metal. 354 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,569 I'm ten-ten on the side. 355 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,112 For sure, for sure. 356 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,364 Me and Fred, we got your back door, ain't we, Fred? 357 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,373 (TIRES SCREECHING) 358 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,169 Sorry. I don't want to get married. 359 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,588 Terrific. That makes two of us. 360 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,549 Will you unzip me? Sure. 361 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,929 Does this thing move? Oh, yeah. 362 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:13,694 (HORN BLARING) 363 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,930 Where are we going? No, don't tell me. Let me guess. 364 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,974 We are a bride in search of a wedding. 365 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,518 No. No? 366 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,895 There is a wedding in search of a bride. 367 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,190 Let me put it another way. 368 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,944 Think of it as a wedding posse in search of a bride. 369 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,780 You understand that, cowboy? 370 00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,907 Yeah. 371 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,618 What are ya doin'? 372 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,997 These are my shoes. Oh, yeah. 373 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,542 And these are my legs. Yeah. 374 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,044 What're you gonna do with them? 375 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,588 With the shoes, or the legs? 376 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,467 Last time I saw legs like that, they had a message tied to 'em. 377 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,762 What do you mean? These are great little legs. 378 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:23,973 I'm a professional. 379 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:28,561 Well, in that case, you shouldn't be dressed in white. 380 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,439 Dancer. Oh. 381 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,318 Well, cowboys love fat calves. 382 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,197 They're not fat. 383 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,158 Well, they're bigger than mine. 384 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,410 Do we really wanna talk about legs? 385 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,037 One of us does, otherwise we wouldn't have gone... 386 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,372 Smart ass. 387 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:51,917 What're we doin' now? 388 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,712 Well, I am getting my clothes, you fool. 389 00:20:56,797 --> 00:21:00,092 That's a good idea. Why don't you slip into somethin' comfortable? 390 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,680 Are we really going 110? 391 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,682 We're going 110. 392 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,434 Why do you wear that cowboy hat? 393 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,020 I know. Because you think it looks dazzling on you. 394 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,104 (GROANS) 395 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,356 I had no idea when I bought this wedding dress 396 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,900 it was gonna be so hard to get out of. 397 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,742 Hold up on that car wash, gentlemen. 398 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,997 Come here, son. 399 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,544 Whoops. 400 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:17,628 (GROANING) 401 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,841 You look tired, boy. Rest yourself. 402 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:27,596 You punks look tuckered out, too. 403 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:36,814 That's an attention-getter. 404 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,150 Now, a lady in a weddin' gown. 405 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,235 Yes, sir. 406 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:43,863 Get in a car? 407 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:44,947 Yes, sir. 408 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:46,740 See who was drivin'? 409 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,117 No, sir. 410 00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:52,580 License plate? 411 00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,999 Yes, sir. Georgia plates. 412 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,877 "BAN-ONE." 413 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,797 B-A-N dash O-N-E. 414 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:06,677 All right, now, you boys just stay here and watch the car. 415 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,222 There might be some vandals around who wanna steal somethin', 416 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:13,517 so you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car 417 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:16,145 until one of my associates arrive. 418 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:22,234 And don't go home, don't go to eat, 419 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,153 and don't play with yourself. 420 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,906 It wouldn't look nice on my highway. 421 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:33,162 Oh, you can think about it, but don't do it. 422 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,764 Hey, man, he... He's gone. Let's... Let's get out of here. 423 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:55,684 Shit. You do what you want. I'm stayin' right here. 424 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,275 Twenty-eight years old and... Oh, goodness, what's this? 425 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:07,655 I'll just tuck it right in. I was down here dancing in a home appliance show. 426 00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:09,949 I danced around three trashmashers. 427 00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,367 CLEDUS ON RADIO: Talk to me, my boy. 428 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,910 I had this costume that lit up. 429 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:15,496 I only short-circuited once. Howdy there, good buddy. 430 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,456 Where did you get that seat cover, son? 431 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,333 No, this ain't no seat cover. 432 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,085 So I was standing out in the parking lot... 433 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:22,628 I'm sitting beside Lawrence of Arabia. 434 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:23,754 ...in my costume with the lights 435 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:26,340 and I met this guy... These can't be my pants. 436 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,135 God, he was good looking, and he had this hat on. 437 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:31,345 Funny, ain't she? He was tall, 438 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,305 and I don't know, I think he was from Texas or something, 439 00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:36,934 and I thought, "I don't know, why don't you marry the guy? What else have you..." 440 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,856 Nobody walks out on a pretty weddin' I set up. 441 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:43,941 Right. 442 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:46,735 I'm gonna get that girl and set everything straight. 443 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:51,991 She insulted my town. She insulted my son. 444 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,036 Look, what if we... Shut up. 445 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,832 She insulted my authority. Yeah. 446 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:05,421 And that's nothin' but pure and simple, old-fashioned communism. 447 00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:09,425 Happens every time one of those dancers starts poontangin' around 448 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,343 with those show-folk fags. 449 00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:13,512 I mean, I was halfway down the aisle, 450 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:15,681 and I said to myself, "Jesus Christ, what are you doing? 451 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:17,349 "His mother doesn't even have any teeth!" 452 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:20,477 I jumped in this car, and it blew up on the side of the road. 453 00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:23,772 Then I ended up in this goddamn airplane. What do you do? 454 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,025 I don't remember. 455 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,194 Oh, are we on the air? 456 00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:31,280 Sort of. Yeah. 457 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:36,827 You think I'm nuts, don't you? 458 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:39,204 No, I don't think you're crazy. 459 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,915 I picked up three brides yesterday. 460 00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:44,543 Just like you, very subdued. 461 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:48,005 Hey, what... What's goin' on up there? 462 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:50,299 Come back, Bandit. Bandit? 463 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,843 Is that your name or your profession? 464 00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:56,805 That's my handle. Bo's my real name. 465 00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:59,433 What's your name? Carrie. 466 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:03,479 Hey, is she wearing a wedding dress? 467 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:07,900 She was. 468 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,235 What's she wearin' now? Come back. 469 00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:11,320 (CHUCKLES) 470 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:14,239 Hey, you got peanut butter or somethin' in your ears? 471 00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:17,076 Tell me what that woman's got on! Her mind? 472 00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:18,535 (LAUGHING) 473 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:20,996 Ten-four. 474 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:25,084 No coozie's gonna leave me in no church. 475 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:29,004 Decoratin' up a whole town at a cost of $40. 476 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,255 Right. 477 00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:35,803 I can see her now, 478 00:26:35,886 --> 00:26:38,680 runnin' back up that aisle. 479 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:42,267 No, she was dancin' back up the aisle. 480 00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:45,312 Her knockers bouncin' all over the joint. 481 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,773 Let go of that wheel. 482 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:52,069 Why, her ass was wigglin', too. 483 00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:59,576 Why so fast? You late for a big bowling date? 484 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,204 Cute. 485 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:07,543 So, tell me about yourself. 486 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,170 What do you wanna know, my sign? 487 00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:13,215 No, I mean, what do you do besides drive fast? 488 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,843 Have fun. Is this fun? 489 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:20,180 Drivin'? Oh, driving, talking to me. 490 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,974 Well, they're both a challenge. 491 00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:26,603 You've got a great profile. 492 00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:29,898 Yeah, I do, don't I? Especially from the side. 493 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,651 Well, at least we finally agree on something. 494 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:36,238 Yeah. We both like half my face. 495 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:46,081 Hey, would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road interest you? 496 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,208 Yes, it would. 497 00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,587 He's taking a ten-100. 498 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:54,089 Well, at least it's better than a ten-200. 499 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:55,465 (SIREN WAILING) 500 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:56,717 (BOTH LAUGHING) 501 00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:01,972 Smokey. Smokey. 502 00:28:03,307 --> 00:28:04,725 (TIRES SQUEALING) 503 00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:30,292 Is this fun? I forgot to tell ya. 504 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:34,296 I'm runnin' blocker for 400 cases of illegal Coors. 505 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,898 Holy shit! 506 00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:54,358 (GRUNTING) 507 00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:56,985 I don't believe this. 508 00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:58,862 Funny, I don't remember that turn. 509 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,073 CLEDUS ON RADIO: Bandit, where in the hell are you? 510 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:03,659 I'll be back on the highway in a second. 511 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,286 All right, good buddy. I'll keep my eyes peeled. 512 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:22,552 Them things are fabulous. I think I just went ten-100. 513 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:27,224 Well, it's better than ten-200. That's true. 514 00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,184 (LAUGHING) 515 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:39,111 Well, the more wheels I got the better I like it 516 00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:41,780 I'm a rowdy truck-driving mother 517 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:42,823 Boogity, boogity, boogity, boogity 518 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:43,907 (HORN BLARES) 519 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,413 Snowman, you got your ears on? 520 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,290 You lucky devil, you got him. 521 00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:52,624 Where the hell are you? 522 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,626 I'm on a two-lane blacktop. 523 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:57,045 Highway marker number 71. 524 00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,965 How's our time doin'? 525 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:02,592 Oh, how are we doin' on time? 526 00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:05,721 Doin' about 25 minutes ahead of schedule. Come back. 527 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:06,972 What's your 20? 528 00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:09,057 I'm about four miles ahead of you, turkey. 529 00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:11,560 Not for long. 530 00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:14,646 JUSTICE: Breaker, breaker to the Bandit. 531 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,482 Come on back, breaker. 532 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:21,320 Bandit, I've got a Smokey report for you. Come on. 533 00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:25,032 Well, talk to me, good buddy. You've got trouble comin'. 534 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:28,702 Well, what's your handle, son, and what's your 20? 535 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,079 My handle's Smokey Bear, 536 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:35,208 and I'm tail-grabbin' your ass right now. 537 00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:39,129 God damn. That's a Texas mountie. 538 00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:40,422 What the hell's he doin' in Arkansas? 539 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:41,840 I don't know. 540 00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:44,926 Well, let's just see what he's got under the hood. 541 00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:47,888 Bye-bye, baby 542 00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:03,111 You smoke much? 543 00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:05,530 I just started. 544 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,787 Cledus, you got your ears on, son? 545 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,122 Oh, bring it on, you lucky devil. 546 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:16,583 Comin' around you. Over. Look, be careful. 547 00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:18,251 You're gonna have to make your own lane, buddy, 548 00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:20,545 'cause you definitely got oncoming traffic. 549 00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:22,130 Be careful. Be careful. 550 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,973 Oh, my... Oh, my God! 551 00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:33,892 I'm about to be killed in this... 552 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:37,938 In this moving CB radio show, and I... I don't even have a handle! 553 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:42,943 You want a handle? Okay, I'll think one up for ya, just a minute. 554 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:47,072 Let's see. Oh, I got one for ya. What? 555 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,535 Just give me a minute here. 556 00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:56,039 He done good, didn't he, Fred? 557 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:02,504 What? 558 00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:04,047 Frog. 559 00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:08,969 Why? 'Cause you're always hoppin' around, 560 00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:11,763 and you're kinda cute like a frog, 561 00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:13,807 and I'd like to jump ya. 562 00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:18,895 Nobody, 563 00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:22,190 nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice 564 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,401 look like a possum's pecker. 565 00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,403 'Cept for that... Shut your ass. 566 00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,196 (HORN HONKS) 567 00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:33,660 Break for that Bandit One. Break for that Bandit One. 568 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:35,620 Yeah, Snowman. Come on back. 569 00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:37,956 That was a Texas bubble gum machine on your back door. 570 00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:39,875 A Texas bubble gum machine? 571 00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:41,918 Yeah, I saw him. 572 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,974 Hoss, you ain't gonna believe this, 573 00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:58,768 but that crazy sombitch just tried to drive right up under my truck. 574 00:32:58,852 --> 00:33:01,688 What's a Texas county mountie doing in Arkansas? 575 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:03,815 I don't know. I don't know. 576 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:06,526 I don't know. 577 00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:10,030 Well, who the hell knows? I really don't know. 578 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:15,952 What we're dealin' with here 579 00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:19,956 is a complete lack of respect for the law. 580 00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:24,503 (ON RADIO) This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice. 581 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:27,964 I'm in pursuit of a black Trans Am. 582 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:32,594 He's all mine, so stay out of the way. 583 00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:44,606 This is Sheriff George Branford of Deeson County, Arkansas. 584 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:48,026 We are apprised of the situation and are taking appropriate measures. 585 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:49,819 Did you say you are a sheriff? 586 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:52,989 That's a big ten-four! 587 00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:57,160 This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Texas! 588 00:33:57,244 --> 00:34:00,872 Texas? You know, of course, that you're out of your jurisdiction. 589 00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:03,833 I suggest that you let my department handle the situation. 590 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:08,255 That's very comfortin', but I'm in a high-speed pursuit. 591 00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:09,881 Don't you hear good? 592 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,341 I hear perfectly. 593 00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:14,135 The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation. 594 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:17,806 The goddamn Germans got nothin' to do with it! 595 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:20,559 What'd he say? Shut up! One shit at a time! 596 00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:21,643 All right. 597 00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:29,609 What do ya see? We lost him. 598 00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:42,163 This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice again. 599 00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:45,792 I lost that Trans Am. Set up a roadblock. 600 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:48,920 Good idea. What the hell you know? 601 00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:52,173 I believe we have the situation well under control, Sheriff. 602 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,388 MAN: Breaker, breaker. This is breaker lookin' for the Bandit. 603 00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,015 Come on. You out there, son? 604 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,100 You got the Bandit. Come on back. 605 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:03,935 My handle's Silver-Tongued Devil, 606 00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:05,937 and I'm here to tell you your fellow CBers are 607 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:07,439 mighty proud of you out there. Come on. 608 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:09,899 Well, thank ya, son. I appreciate it. 609 00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:12,944 Tell me, you comin' up on Fayetteville and Interstate 82? 610 00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:14,946 We're almost on top of it. 611 00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:17,824 Well, then I got a big, bad bear story for you out there. 612 00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:20,577 I just rolled past a county mountie roadblock down there. 613 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:22,621 You are a silver-tongued devil. 614 00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:23,747 (CHUCKLING) 615 00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:25,707 That's a big ten-four, good buddy. 616 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:29,628 Well, you keep your wheels spinnin' and the beavers grinnin', then. I'm out. 617 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,881 Why, thank you, Officer. 618 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:36,134 Classy guy. Classy guy. 619 00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:02,786 Did you see that? They went right through our roadblock. 620 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,580 You sombitches couldn't close an umbrella. 621 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:37,153 You know somethin', Sheriff? What? 622 00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:40,240 If J.W. don't get out of my way, I'm gonna pass him. 623 00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:41,950 Where? In the woods? 624 00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:45,036 Listen, I don't care if your daddy is the mayor. 625 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,539 You wreck this car, it's gonna come out of your pay. 626 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,916 Yeah, but, Sheriff, he's gettin' away. 627 00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:51,918 Son, he's not goin' anywhere. 628 00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:54,838 The Mulberry Bridge has been dismantled for the past six months. 629 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:02,804 That's not good. 630 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,396 It would be better with a whole bridge. 631 00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:14,149 And that's worse. 632 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:20,864 Why don't you just drop me off here? I'll catch a cab. 633 00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:22,407 Too late now. 634 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:36,504 We did it! We did it! 635 00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:49,392 See? I didn't wreck it, Sheriff. 636 00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:55,398 We jumped over that bridge! We did that! 637 00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:57,275 Did you see what we did? Yes, I did. 638 00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:58,985 I wanna jump something else! 639 00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:01,654 I wanna jump a house! I wanna jump something! 640 00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,364 Well, jump me. 641 00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:08,703 Honest to God, it wasn't my fault, Sheriff! I stopped! 642 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,705 Yeah, right. 643 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:14,292 Hey, boy, where's Sheriff Branford? 644 00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:18,546 I am Sheriff Branford. 645 00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:21,716 Oh. Hey. 646 00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,385 For some reason or another, 647 00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:27,138 you sounded a little taller on radio. 648 00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:28,223 (CHUCKLING) 649 00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:37,482 What the hell is the world comin' to? 650 00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:49,327 MAN ON RADIO: That sounds good to me, Tower of Power. Hey, listen, good buddy. 651 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:51,079 What channel we on? 652 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,581 What? What channel are we on? 653 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,583 Eleven. 654 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:58,962 Snowman, are you out there, son? 655 00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:01,214 I'm up here doin' what I'm supposed to be doin'. 656 00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:03,466 What are y'all doing back there, he'n' and she'n'? 657 00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:06,427 Come back. Oh, we were playin' a little bridge. 658 00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,137 How we been doin'? 659 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,014 (WHISTLES) We losin' minutes, son. 660 00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:13,601 We losin' minutes. If you don't get up here and run me some interference, 661 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:16,354 me and you ain't never gonna make it. Come back. 662 00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:20,024 I'm gonna drop the little dolly off at a choke-and-puke, 663 00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:22,193 and then I'm gonna get right back on the job. 664 00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:25,280 All right. Ten-four on that choke-and-puke. 665 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,782 Oh, by the way, Bandit... Yeah, guy. 666 00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,577 How 'bout bringin' me a hamburger for Fred here? 667 00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:31,995 I'm beginnin' to worry about him. 668 00:39:32,078 --> 00:39:35,081 He's lookin' a little thin in the skin. You got 'em. 669 00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,625 Choke-and-puke. Choke-and-puke. 670 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:42,171 That's where I'll get off. Right. 671 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,469 You know, you ought to give up smokin'. That's bad for your health. 672 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,638 But I enjoy it so much. 673 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:51,723 (STIFLES COUGH) 674 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,491 I guess you can get your ticket over there. 675 00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:15,371 You got enough money? Yeah. 676 00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:17,916 I have enough to get to Jersey, 677 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:19,709 walk the rest of the way. 678 00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:23,004 Hey, thanks. 679 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:27,800 It was nothin'. 680 00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:30,219 I'll see you around. Yeah. 681 00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:35,516 Frog? 682 00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:40,939 You gonna be all right? 683 00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:47,111 Yeah. 684 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,031 I'm always all right. 685 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,420 Can I have a couple of cheeseburgers to go and a glass of iced tea? 686 00:41:04,504 --> 00:41:06,339 Yeah, okay. 687 00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:16,766 How much I owe ya, ma'am? 688 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,103 Dollar and a half. There you are. Keep the change. 689 00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:24,565 JUSTICE: Just keep your eye out for that Mr. Bandit bastard! 690 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:29,779 Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper. 691 00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:32,073 Make it fast. I'm in a goddamn hurry. 692 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:35,743 (SCREAMS) You want somethin'? Hush puppies, Daddy. 693 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:38,788 We got no time for that crap! 694 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:41,666 Dumb sombitch! 695 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,919 Diablo and Doc. Thank you, nice lady. 696 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:48,131 You must be in a hell of a hurry, huh, Sheriff? 697 00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:50,341 You bet your ass on that, boy. 698 00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:52,677 Oh, you got a little mess there. Let me... 699 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,179 Let me help you out here, get that off of there. That's... 700 00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:57,306 Yeah, yeah. Much obliged. 701 00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:01,811 Who ya chasin'? Somebody chasin' you? 702 00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:03,813 Nobody chasin' me, boy. 703 00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:08,985 I been chasin' a goddamn maniac all the way from Texarkana, Texas. 704 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:12,071 Really? What is he, a bank robber? 705 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:15,158 Bank robber? Right. 706 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:19,787 Bank robbin' is baby shit alongside of what this dude is doin'. 707 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,706 Yeah? 708 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:24,083 Almost killed 20 law officers. 709 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:28,087 Drivin' through people's back yards, knockin' down mailboxes. 710 00:42:28,171 --> 00:42:29,714 He's got a broad in the car, 711 00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:31,716 took her across the state line. 712 00:42:31,799 --> 00:42:34,135 That's the Mann Act. 713 00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:37,764 I don't think he's got her permission, and that's kidnapping. 714 00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:40,725 How's that for hijinks? Yeah. 715 00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:42,185 (BURPS) 716 00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:45,063 What I owe? Oh, let me pay for it. Let me pay. 717 00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:47,190 Oh, no. No, no. You're an officer of the law. 718 00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:49,067 I'd... I'd be honored. Much obliged. 719 00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:50,735 Where's the can? I gotta take a squirt. 720 00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:52,945 Oh, right back there. Just used it myself. 721 00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:01,245 Hey! Hey! What are you doin' in my car? 722 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,539 You're goin' the wrong way! Oh. 723 00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:06,667 CARRIE: Hang on! What the hell are ya doin'? 724 00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:09,796 Sheriff Justice is in there! I know! I know! 725 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:20,556 Thank you, nice lady. WAITRESS: Sure thing. 726 00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:27,522 Yoo-hoo! Sheriff! 727 00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:34,695 Oh, boy. 728 00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:38,533 Nice ass. 729 00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:49,127 The truth is, I didn't want to be dumped at any old truck stop. 730 00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:52,171 I wanted to stay with you, and I needed an excuse. 731 00:43:52,255 --> 00:43:54,715 Well, why didn't ya ask? Well, you might've said no, 732 00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:57,343 and I have a hard time handling rejections. 733 00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:04,684 (TIRES SCREECHING) 734 00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:43,806 We're gainin' on 'em. 735 00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:46,684 I think it'd be a good idea if we changed places, don't you? 736 00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:49,478 Yeah. You be a passenger for a while now. 737 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:51,689 Yeah. Up. Up. I'll just kinda slide right... 738 00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:54,984 Oh, you got my hair! Sorry. Slide right under. 739 00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:57,904 I don't know. Wait. Wait. Wait! I got it. I got it! 740 00:44:57,987 --> 00:44:59,363 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 741 00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:01,616 Hold it! Stuck here. Okay. Wait! Wait, wait! 742 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,201 This is not workin'. I got my foot on the... 743 00:45:03,284 --> 00:45:06,495 Come on! It's not... God damn it! I saw them do it in movies. 744 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:17,465 Oh, my God! 745 00:45:19,508 --> 00:45:22,762 JUSTICE: Duck, or you're gonna be talkin' out of your ass! 746 00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:32,480 Daddy, the top came off. 747 00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:34,148 No shit. 748 00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:45,034 Snowman! How are your vocal cords? 749 00:45:45,117 --> 00:45:46,953 Well, my vocal cords are fine. 750 00:45:47,036 --> 00:45:49,789 I'm a little worried about Fred's, now. 751 00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:52,959 He's been gnawing everything in the cab of this truck, barkin' and screamin'. 752 00:45:53,042 --> 00:45:55,336 I think he's turned into a stalk of bananas. Come back. 753 00:45:55,628 --> 00:45:56,712 What's your 20? 754 00:45:56,796 --> 00:45:59,173 About 16 miles this side of Mississippi. 755 00:45:59,715 --> 00:46:03,511 Hold it. I just passed another Kojak with a Kodak. 756 00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:06,097 This place is crawlin' with bears. Where the hell are you? 757 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:07,765 Come back. 758 00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:10,851 I'm still tryin' to get rid of that Texas county mountie. 759 00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:13,771 I don't know what the hell he wants. 760 00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:14,981 You know what he wants. 761 00:46:15,064 --> 00:46:17,525 How would you like to be the dude that handcuffs a legend? 762 00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:19,777 Listen. Give me five minutes. 763 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:23,614 We're gonna put some moves on that mother. I'll meet ya at Old Miss. 764 00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:27,326 Well, you'd better hurry, or we can just kiss that money good-bye. Understand? 765 00:46:27,702 --> 00:46:29,704 I read you loud and clear. Ten-four. 766 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:33,291 You got the one Snowman. I'm eastbound and down. 767 00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:35,835 We gone, killer. 768 00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:48,723 That's the way I wanna go out. That's the best... 769 00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:50,474 (TIRES SCREECHING) Hey, man, watch it! 770 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,438 What the hell was that? 771 00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:57,398 A left, or a half a "U." 772 00:46:58,107 --> 00:46:59,817 Well, please don't do it anymore. 773 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,027 (TIRES SCREECH) 774 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:04,113 Hey, you know who that was? 775 00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:06,532 Check this out. 776 00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:09,285 Bandit, this here's the Grave Robber. 777 00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:11,120 Put the pedal to the metal, good buddy, 778 00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:13,456 and we'll hold this county mountie as long as we can. 779 00:47:13,539 --> 00:47:15,666 Come on. Well, go, girl, go! 780 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:18,627 I'm goin'! I'm goin'! I've got the metal to the pedal, 781 00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:20,713 and the thing to the floor. 782 00:47:48,449 --> 00:47:50,785 Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he? 783 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:53,662 If they had of cremated the son of a bitch, 784 00:47:53,746 --> 00:47:57,875 I could've been kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now. 785 00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:16,185 Hold my hat! 786 00:48:16,811 --> 00:48:20,481 My hat blew off, Daddy. I hope your goddamn head was in it. 787 00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:25,736 Okay. We're gonna switch. Okay. 788 00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:27,947 Get up! I'm comin' over. Oh! Oh, my goodness. 789 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:30,449 I'm comin' over underneath you. You can just slide right on over. 790 00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:31,700 Just slide... 791 00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:33,452 I think I'm in love with your belt buckle. 792 00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:40,459 Close. Colorful, but close. 793 00:48:50,803 --> 00:48:53,055 I like this seat better anyway. 794 00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:56,600 Yes. Have a smoke. It seems to help. 795 00:48:56,684 --> 00:48:57,726 (CROWD CHEERING) 796 00:48:57,810 --> 00:48:59,186 Come on, defense! 797 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:03,065 Come on, Billy Ray, get tough! 798 00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:05,734 You know, I wanted to be a high fashion model once. 799 00:49:05,818 --> 00:49:06,777 Really? 800 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:09,572 But, hell, how long can you model clothes for 8-year-olds? 801 00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:14,118 Boys. Besides that, my cheeks were too fat. 802 00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:15,995 These cheeks. These. 803 00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:19,081 (YELLS) 804 00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:24,587 Oh, my goodness, we're airborne here. Jesus Christ! 805 00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:28,007 Oh, look, a football game! There's kids! For Christ's sake, watch out! 806 00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:29,758 I know they're kids. What do you think I think they are? 807 00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:32,386 Don't hit the kids! Get your hands off my wheel! 808 00:49:32,511 --> 00:49:35,848 Oh, lean to the left, lean to the right... What are ya doin'? 809 00:49:46,442 --> 00:49:49,904 Stand up there and see if you can see where the hell they went. 810 00:49:51,906 --> 00:49:53,407 Can you see anything? 811 00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:55,493 Yeah, it's a football game. 812 00:49:55,576 --> 00:49:57,036 Can we watch, Daddy? 813 00:49:57,119 --> 00:49:59,747 You stay and watch the game. I'm goin' back! 814 00:50:00,539 --> 00:50:01,582 Daddy... 815 00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:08,339 Bandit, you're reckless 816 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:10,758 And you live much too hard 817 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:12,009 Ought to be in Nashville. 818 00:50:12,092 --> 00:50:13,093 (CHUCKLING) 819 00:50:13,761 --> 00:50:15,679 BANDIT ON RADIO: Yo, Snowman, are ya out there, son? 820 00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:17,473 What's your 20? Where are you? 821 00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:22,394 I'm at mile marker 85. Come back. 822 00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:24,688 Son of a gun! So am I! 823 00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:31,779 Well, damned if ya ain't. Damned if ya ain't. 824 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:54,593 Cledus? Yeah. 825 00:50:54,677 --> 00:50:55,719 This is Frog. 826 00:50:55,803 --> 00:50:57,555 Hello, Frog. I want you to meet Fred, Frog. 827 00:50:57,638 --> 00:50:58,806 Hey, Fred. 828 00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,225 This is for Fred. Frog, feed Fred. 829 00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:03,352 Fine. What the hell's wrong with you? 830 00:51:03,435 --> 00:51:05,479 You told me you were gonna dump the chick at the truck stop. 831 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:06,772 Ran into complications, that's all. 832 00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:08,607 You're always runnin' into complications. It's pretty here. 833 00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:10,401 Always the same, you run into some chick. 834 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,069 We ain't doin' no good on the time at all. 835 00:51:12,152 --> 00:51:13,737 What the hell are we standing here yappin' for? 836 00:51:13,821 --> 00:51:15,114 We gotta get going. It's the chick. 837 00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:16,323 Here we go. 838 00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:17,408 (BARKS) 839 00:51:18,784 --> 00:51:21,704 Switch down to the next channel, right? Yeah. 840 00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:26,250 (WHISPERING) Hey, Bandit? Nice ass. 841 00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:29,169 (WHISPERING) Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot. 842 00:51:29,837 --> 00:51:31,046 Bye. 843 00:51:37,303 --> 00:51:38,470 (TIRES SQUEALING) 844 00:51:38,554 --> 00:51:40,389 All right, Fred. Come on. Let's go, boy. 845 00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:43,267 Come on. Up here, Fred. Come on. Come on. 846 00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:46,103 I'm tired of pickin' you up... Fred! 847 00:51:49,231 --> 00:51:51,775 Did Cledus call you a legend? 848 00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:53,360 Uh-huh. 849 00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:55,321 Why? 850 00:51:56,697 --> 00:52:00,117 Well, I used to do some crazy things. I used to. 851 00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:06,832 So did I. 852 00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:09,543 One. Two. Three. Four. 853 00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:11,879 Five. Six. Seven. Eight. 854 00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:14,923 One. Two. I'm a gypsy. Four. 855 00:52:15,007 --> 00:52:17,676 That's someone who goes from chorus line to chorus line. 856 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:20,262 Six. Seven. Eight. 857 00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:24,224 You know, I was on Broadway once. 858 00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:26,268 Really? 859 00:52:26,518 --> 00:52:28,228 For almost 12 minutes. 860 00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:31,690 The show closed the first night. 861 00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:35,486 God, I was so good. You should've seen me. You'd have loved me. 862 00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:36,904 (BOTH LAUGHING) 863 00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:45,829 What do you do? 864 00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:49,291 Well, I... Straight. 865 00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:55,631 I just go from place to place 866 00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:57,633 and do what I do best. 867 00:52:58,092 --> 00:52:59,343 What's that? 868 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:01,470 Show off. 869 00:53:05,641 --> 00:53:08,811 Yeah. You do do that well. 870 00:53:11,897 --> 00:53:13,565 You do. 871 00:53:15,317 --> 00:53:18,237 So do I. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. 872 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,447 For almost 12 minutes. 873 00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:22,700 Oh, shut up. 874 00:53:22,783 --> 00:53:24,076 (BOTH LAUGHING) 875 00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:26,954 Come here, Fred. Come here, boy. Come... 876 00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:30,040 Fred, don't you make me come after you. 877 00:53:30,124 --> 00:53:33,502 Get over here, Fred! Come here. 878 00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:37,840 I'm in a hurry, and you want to take a swim. You're drivin' me crazy, Fred. 879 00:53:38,465 --> 00:53:40,300 Oh, get up here. 880 00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:42,511 (FRED WHIMPERING) 881 00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:45,013 What is the matter with you, Fred? 882 00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:48,642 That's it for you and the truck drivin', I'll tell you that right now. 883 00:53:57,526 --> 00:53:59,528 Look, I've got to go ten-100. 884 00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:00,863 Could I have a dime? 885 00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:03,115 Crawl under. Terrific. 886 00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:06,326 Crawl under. 887 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:16,628 Howdy. Trans Am! What's your pleasures? 888 00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,338 Fill it up, my man. 889 00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:19,423 (GASPS) 890 00:54:19,548 --> 00:54:21,550 Give me that talker. 891 00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:27,556 Hello? Mr. Bandit? 892 00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:31,268 Would you just happen to be listenin' out there? 893 00:54:32,019 --> 00:54:33,937 Can you hear me, boy? 894 00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:38,192 This is the Bandit. Who've I got at that end? 895 00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:42,321 This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Texas. 896 00:54:42,404 --> 00:54:43,947 Well, hot damn. 897 00:54:44,031 --> 00:54:45,783 Welcome to Mississippi, Sheriff. 898 00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:47,576 Thank you, Mr. Bandit. 899 00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:52,247 And I got a big welcome waitin' for you when I get you back home, 900 00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:54,500 you sombitch! 901 00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:57,085 Don't you cuss on this here radio. 902 00:54:57,211 --> 00:55:01,131 I apologize to all the friendly folk who are listenin'. 903 00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:04,301 Now hear this, you tick turd. 904 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:06,261 I'm gonna get you. 905 00:55:06,345 --> 00:55:11,141 I didn't come all the way this far to go home with empty pockets. 906 00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:13,352 I been meanin' to ask you that. 907 00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:14,978 How come you're followin' me? 908 00:55:15,103 --> 00:55:18,482 I'd be delighted to tell you, Mr. Bandit. 909 00:55:18,565 --> 00:55:23,028 You see, when I get you back home, 910 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:27,241 I'm gonna find the tallest tree in the country. 911 00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:30,828 And then I'm gonna hang you from it. 912 00:55:30,911 --> 00:55:31,912 (LAUGHING) 913 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,163 Sheriff? 914 00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:34,373 I'm listenin'. 915 00:55:34,873 --> 00:55:37,835 Do the letters F.O. mean anything to you? 916 00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:43,549 Smart aleck. 917 00:55:46,385 --> 00:55:48,428 Tell you what, partner, you keep this one for yourself. 918 00:55:48,512 --> 00:55:51,557 All right. Have a smooth ride, Mr. Bandit. 919 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,350 Thank you, partner. 920 00:55:53,433 --> 00:55:54,935 (TIRES SCREECHING) 921 00:55:58,272 --> 00:55:59,273 (EXCLAIMS) 922 00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:06,363 BANDIT: Hello, there, Snowman. I'm right beside you, son. 923 00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:09,658 Looks like we got a clear shot all the way to the 'Bama state line. 924 00:56:09,741 --> 00:56:12,452 CLEDUS: Oh, a clear shot to the 'Bama state line? 925 00:56:12,536 --> 00:56:14,121 I'm gonna believe that when I see it. 926 00:56:14,746 --> 00:56:19,543 This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice puttin' out an all-point advisory. 927 00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:24,715 That black Trans Am is now headed toward Alabama. 928 00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:27,509 What happened, Daddy? 929 00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:31,221 Get back in the goddamn car. 930 00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:39,605 You know who I feel has really revolutionized American musical theater? 931 00:56:39,688 --> 00:56:41,189 That Stephen Sondheim. 932 00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:42,733 Yeah? Yeah. 933 00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,444 Who's he... Who's that? Stephen Sondheim? 934 00:56:45,527 --> 00:56:47,905 Yeah. Does he do a lot of musicals and stuff? 935 00:56:47,988 --> 00:56:48,989 Yeah. 936 00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:50,657 He ever do anything with Brenda Lee? 937 00:56:50,824 --> 00:56:51,950 Does she dance? 938 00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:54,369 She spins. She's a little spinner. 939 00:56:54,453 --> 00:56:56,163 They were a good group. 940 00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:57,915 The Spinners were good. Yeah. Yeah. 941 00:56:57,998 --> 00:57:00,459 CARRIE: Have you ever been in any high school plays and stuff? 942 00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:04,546 Holy shit. We got a lot of company up there. 943 00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:06,715 A lot of company. 944 00:57:06,798 --> 00:57:10,093 Sarge, here he comes. Yeah, I got eyes. 945 00:57:10,177 --> 00:57:11,720 (BRAKES SQUEALING) 946 00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:24,024 Are you ready, Roy? 947 00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:26,193 I was born ready. 948 00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:28,278 Don't just stand there. Let's go get him! 949 00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:29,947 Drives pretty good, don't he, Sarge? 950 00:57:30,030 --> 00:57:31,239 We'll see about that. 951 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:48,715 (SIREN WAILING) 952 00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:53,095 Sarge, you okay? 953 00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:55,347 You see me movin', don't ya? 954 00:58:14,157 --> 00:58:15,575 (SIRENS WAILING) 955 00:58:15,617 --> 00:58:19,079 Wanna do a little pond hopping, Frog? Oh, swell. 956 00:59:29,858 --> 00:59:32,903 Now, I know you're in a little distress here, 957 00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:36,406 but did you see a black Trans Am go by? 958 00:59:36,490 --> 00:59:38,366 He caused all of this, the Bandit. 959 00:59:38,450 --> 00:59:39,701 Ain't he somethin'? 960 00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:44,039 The Bandit ain't nothin'. He's a mental case. 961 00:59:49,419 --> 00:59:51,463 Good shit! 962 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:55,342 Banzai! 963 00:59:58,970 --> 01:00:01,932 I saw that, you sombitch! 964 01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:04,267 You did that on purpose! 965 01:00:04,351 --> 01:00:06,603 You're goin' away till you're gray! 966 01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:09,231 I got the evidence! Put the evidence in the car. 967 01:00:09,314 --> 01:00:10,565 But, Daddy... 968 01:00:10,649 --> 01:00:12,651 Put the evidence in the car! 969 01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:17,614 I'm gonna barbecue your ass in molasses! 970 01:00:25,122 --> 01:00:27,457 Put the evidence in the back. 971 01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:39,344 There's no way, no way, 972 01:00:39,427 --> 01:00:42,180 that you could come from my loins. 973 01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:47,144 Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do 974 01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:49,521 is punch your mama in the mouth. 975 01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:02,742 I'll be with you in a moment, young man. 976 01:01:03,451 --> 01:01:07,831 Bandit, honey, this is the Good Witch of the North speakin'. 977 01:01:07,914 --> 01:01:10,333 You'd better not come this way. 978 01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:14,921 There's been a little fender bender here on 64. 979 01:01:15,255 --> 01:01:16,631 Snowman, did you copy that? 980 01:01:16,715 --> 01:01:18,508 Yeah, I got a great big four on that. 981 01:01:18,592 --> 01:01:21,219 That'll work for me, 'cause I need to pull off, 982 01:01:21,303 --> 01:01:24,347 suck up a little go-go juice and put some groceries down my neck. 983 01:01:24,431 --> 01:01:26,391 Y'all be careful and I'll catch ya later. 984 01:01:26,474 --> 01:01:28,768 One Snowman. I'm playin' on the side. 985 01:01:28,852 --> 01:01:30,770 We'll be ten-ten on the side, son. 986 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:34,149 Lady, don't you know you're supposed to signal? 987 01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:35,775 Oh. 988 01:01:36,234 --> 01:01:37,611 Really? 989 01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:50,999 They call you the Bandit 990 01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:56,379 An outlaw untamed 991 01:01:56,463 --> 01:02:00,967 Shackled only by freedom 992 01:02:02,260 --> 01:02:04,679 You wear no man's chain 993 01:02:04,763 --> 01:02:08,016 We got some time. You wanna stretch your legs, Frog? 994 01:02:08,099 --> 01:02:09,809 Some say they despise you 995 01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:11,144 Sure. 996 01:02:12,312 --> 01:02:15,982 Well, maybe they do 997 01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:21,947 But deep down inside them 998 01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:26,201 I bet they wish they were you 999 01:02:44,844 --> 01:02:46,429 Fill her up, hoss. Yeah. 1000 01:02:46,513 --> 01:02:49,724 Come on, Frederick. My boy, my boy. 1001 01:02:50,183 --> 01:02:53,436 Let's go get some of Lamar's greasy spoon. 1002 01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:57,482 I'm gonna put you on a diet, Fred. Mercy. 1003 01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:03,613 Come on, Fred. Come on, boy. 1004 01:03:04,572 --> 01:03:05,907 Inside. 1005 01:03:05,991 --> 01:03:07,033 (MOANING) 1006 01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:08,535 Come on, boy. 1007 01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:12,038 Lamar, surprise. Look who's here. 1008 01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:14,416 I knew you was comin'. Hi, Snowman. 1009 01:03:14,499 --> 01:03:17,502 What do you mean, you knew I was comin'? 1010 01:03:17,585 --> 01:03:19,462 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 1011 01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:20,964 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 1012 01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:26,803 Lamar, you're rotten to the core, you know that. 1013 01:03:26,886 --> 01:03:29,723 About as rotten as that food you've been poisonin' me with... 1014 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,308 How many do you want? 1015 01:03:31,391 --> 01:03:33,476 I don't know. Fix the same thing. 1016 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,395 Just cook the onions this time. 1017 01:03:36,354 --> 01:03:38,606 How in the hell have you been, Sugar Bear? 1018 01:03:38,690 --> 01:03:39,983 Pretty good. You, Snowman? 1019 01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:42,944 Oh, pretty good, considering the shape I'm in. 1020 01:03:43,445 --> 01:03:45,322 Say hello to Waynette. Okay. 1021 01:03:45,405 --> 01:03:47,824 Looks like old Fred's gettin' fat. 1022 01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:49,409 Yeah, tell me about it. 1023 01:03:49,492 --> 01:03:52,078 It damn sure ain't from eatin' the food at this joint. 1024 01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:54,247 Tell me about that. I know it. 1025 01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:59,753 By the way, where did you get all them warthogs back there? 1026 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:02,255 Damn if I know. They slid in here a little while ago. 1027 01:04:02,339 --> 01:04:05,342 I'm gonna slide on out. Catch you later, Snowman. 1028 01:04:05,467 --> 01:04:08,553 Yeah, why don't you just leave me? MAN: Who's ready for beer? 1029 01:04:08,636 --> 01:04:10,096 Yes, operator? 1030 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:13,224 This is a collect call from Cledus Snow. 1031 01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:19,272 No, I am not Hank Snow's brother. No. 1032 01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:23,693 Hey, sugarbabe, how you doin'? 1033 01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:29,949 Could I ask you something? Sure. 1034 01:04:32,952 --> 01:04:34,746 Do you think we have anything in common? 1035 01:04:36,790 --> 01:04:41,002 I mean, besides being chased around the country in that fakakta car? 1036 01:04:41,086 --> 01:04:42,796 Yeah. 1037 01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:45,924 Like what? 1038 01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:49,636 Have you ever seen a Broadway show chorus line? 1039 01:04:49,844 --> 01:04:51,596 No. 1040 01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:54,641 You like Elton John? 1041 01:04:56,434 --> 01:04:57,977 No. 1042 01:04:59,604 --> 01:05:01,981 Do you know who Casey Tibbs is? 1043 01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:03,149 Baseball player. 1044 01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:06,444 Close. Richard Petty? No. 1045 01:05:08,113 --> 01:05:11,116 Waylon Jennings? No. 1046 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:15,578 When you tell somebody somethin', 1047 01:05:15,662 --> 01:05:18,456 it depends on what part of the United States you're standin' in 1048 01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:21,000 as to just how dumb you are. 1049 01:05:25,547 --> 01:05:29,217 Mr. Bandit, you have a lyrical way of cutting through the bullshit. 1050 01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:32,720 And you have a unique way with the English language, Miss Frog. 1051 01:05:37,142 --> 01:05:41,563 Bandit steals a lady's heart 1052 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:45,608 With only a smile 1053 01:05:46,025 --> 01:05:48,528 Don't you ever take that hat off for anything? 1054 01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:50,029 Sure. 1055 01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:53,366 I take it off for one thing, and one thing only. 1056 01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:57,412 And you live much too hard 1057 01:05:58,204 --> 01:06:00,248 Bandit, you're the joker 1058 01:06:00,331 --> 01:06:04,419 If we were lost on a desert island together... Yes? 1059 01:06:04,502 --> 01:06:09,716 Do you think we'd get along and talk and things? 1060 01:06:10,091 --> 01:06:11,301 (LAUGHING) 1061 01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:13,720 Sure. 1062 01:06:14,554 --> 01:06:16,306 Yeah, we'd get along. 1063 01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:18,850 It'd never be boring, I can tell you that. 1064 01:06:18,933 --> 01:06:20,643 It would never be boring. 1065 01:06:23,771 --> 01:06:25,773 Take your hat off. 1066 01:06:28,151 --> 01:06:29,736 If you want to. 1067 01:06:31,905 --> 01:06:35,658 They call you the Bandit 1068 01:06:36,743 --> 01:06:38,036 I want to. 1069 01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:40,622 They call you the Bandit 1070 01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:45,543 They call you the Bandit 1071 01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:51,049 They call you the Bandit 1072 01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:02,310 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1073 01:07:02,393 --> 01:07:03,686 No... 1074 01:07:03,770 --> 01:07:05,772 Honey, we'll be home in a little while. I wanna... 1075 01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:06,981 MAN: Hey! 1076 01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:09,275 Is this your goddamn mutt? 1077 01:07:11,653 --> 01:07:15,073 Honey, I got... I gotta go. I'll... I gotta go. Bye. 1078 01:07:16,449 --> 01:07:17,867 Yeah, that's my dog. Yeah. 1079 01:07:17,951 --> 01:07:19,953 Well, he just bit me. 1080 01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:22,205 Fred! Come here, Fred. 1081 01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:24,415 I said he just bit me. 1082 01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:27,043 Put the son of a bitch out of his misery. Let's roast him. 1083 01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:29,337 That's not a bad idea. Eat him. 1084 01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:33,299 I don't think Fred bit you, mister. 1085 01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:35,343 Fred absolutely don't like grease. 1086 01:07:35,426 --> 01:07:36,553 (WOMAN SHOUTS) 1087 01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:38,471 (MEN GRUNTING) 1088 01:07:41,015 --> 01:07:42,976 Gearjammer, huh? 1089 01:07:43,268 --> 01:07:45,520 King of the Road, huh? 1090 01:07:45,603 --> 01:07:47,105 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 1091 01:07:50,275 --> 01:07:53,820 It's time you get out. That's a big ten-four. 1092 01:07:59,617 --> 01:08:00,785 (GROANS) 1093 01:08:25,893 --> 01:08:27,353 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 1094 01:08:44,871 --> 01:08:46,372 How much do I owe you, Billy? 1095 01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:49,626 $73.84. 1096 01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:52,086 Never mind. Just keep the change. 1097 01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:54,213 Sorry what happened, Snowman. 1098 01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:57,884 It's okay, Lamar. 1099 01:09:05,808 --> 01:09:07,268 (IGNITION STARTS) 1100 01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:28,122 Far out. 1101 01:09:33,544 --> 01:09:35,963 What the hell is this, a drive-in movie? 1102 01:09:36,047 --> 01:09:37,382 (HORN HONKING) 1103 01:09:37,465 --> 01:09:39,050 (HONKING CONTINUES) 1104 01:09:39,926 --> 01:09:43,221 Get off of there, you schnauzer's dick! 1105 01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:49,936 (HONKING CONTINUES) 1106 01:10:01,948 --> 01:10:02,990 (HONKING STOPS) 1107 01:10:03,783 --> 01:10:05,493 How do, Officer? My name's... 1108 01:10:05,576 --> 01:10:09,038 I don't care if your name's Broderick Crawford. 1109 01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:13,042 Don't you know you can't drive a piece of shit like that on the highway? 1110 01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:16,879 I'll thank you not to use that kind of language in my presence. 1111 01:10:16,963 --> 01:10:21,217 Never mind that crap. What the hell is this? 1112 01:10:21,801 --> 01:10:23,886 This is evidence. 1113 01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:24,971 Evidence? 1114 01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:26,889 Well, I don't care what it is. 1115 01:10:26,973 --> 01:10:30,309 You can't drive this piece of shit on my highway. 1116 01:10:30,393 --> 01:10:33,229 I'm tellin' you for the last time. 1117 01:10:33,312 --> 01:10:35,606 I happen to have my young son in the car, 1118 01:10:35,690 --> 01:10:38,151 and I don't wanna hear that kinda language. 1119 01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:43,364 Look, I'm askin' you one single, goddamn... Hold it! 1120 01:10:43,656 --> 01:10:45,908 Hold it! 1121 01:10:45,992 --> 01:10:50,163 Don't you ever, ever raise your voice to me! 1122 01:10:50,329 --> 01:10:52,248 Do you know who you're talkin' to? 1123 01:10:52,331 --> 01:10:55,543 I happen to be Buford T. Justice, 1124 01:10:55,626 --> 01:10:59,672 a distinguished officer of over 30 years' seniority! 1125 01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:03,760 One of the most highly-respected law enforcement agents 1126 01:11:03,843 --> 01:11:06,763 in the United States of America. 1127 01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:10,057 That vehicle happens to be evidence, 1128 01:11:10,391 --> 01:11:12,268 valuable evidence, 1129 01:11:12,351 --> 01:11:15,062 that's going to convict a maniac 1130 01:11:15,146 --> 01:11:17,648 that I've been tryin' to apprehend 1131 01:11:17,732 --> 01:11:24,238 and that I have been in high-speed pursuit of for 700 miles! 1132 01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:29,076 He is wanted for a Mann Act, 1133 01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:34,957 kidnappin', and the attempted murder of over 20 brother officers. 1134 01:11:41,214 --> 01:11:43,591 Sir, I'm sorry. 1135 01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:46,052 (STAMMERING) I had no idea. 1136 01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:48,429 It never occurred to me. 1137 01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:52,475 Well, please, sir, you proceed immediately. And, well, sir, I... 1138 01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:55,853 I hope you'll accept my apologies for my profanity. 1139 01:11:56,687 --> 01:11:59,690 Apology accepted. Now... 1140 01:11:59,774 --> 01:12:00,983 (INAUDIBLE) 1141 01:12:01,067 --> 01:12:02,276 (TRUCK HORN HONKING) 1142 01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:14,163 How about you, Bandit? You copy this, Snowman? Come on. 1143 01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:15,998 BANDIT: I got ya, son. Come on back. 1144 01:12:16,082 --> 01:12:18,000 You ain't gonna believe this, 1145 01:12:18,751 --> 01:12:21,045 but I just did my imitation of Joe Palooka. 1146 01:12:21,128 --> 01:12:24,131 I went a few rounds with some dudes at this eat-'em-up joint. 1147 01:12:24,215 --> 01:12:26,509 Oh, I believe ya. I believe anything you tell me. 1148 01:12:26,592 --> 01:12:28,427 How'd ya do, same as always? 1149 01:12:28,928 --> 01:12:30,638 Yeah, 'bout normal. 1150 01:12:30,721 --> 01:12:32,515 I lost. 1151 01:12:32,807 --> 01:12:38,521 Hey, look, we also lost a lot of valuable time, too. We gonna really have to cook. 1152 01:12:38,604 --> 01:12:41,899 CLEDUS: Is that a ten-four? BANDIT: That's a big ten-four. 1153 01:12:53,536 --> 01:12:57,874 Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid-rock singer 1154 01:12:57,957 --> 01:12:59,917 named Robert Crumly. 1155 01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:03,087 We were together eight and a half days. 1156 01:13:03,170 --> 01:13:05,131 God, I really thought that was it. 1157 01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:06,841 And? 1158 01:13:07,091 --> 01:13:10,094 One day I came home and found him in the shower. 1159 01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:13,556 With a girl and her mother! 1160 01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:16,767 Well, at least he kept it in the family. 1161 01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:27,904 You have a wonderful way of putting things. 1162 01:13:28,029 --> 01:13:30,489 So did he. Oh, yes. 1163 01:13:33,826 --> 01:13:35,494 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 1164 01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:39,040 Breaker one-nine. Breaker one-nine. This is the Bandit. 1165 01:13:39,123 --> 01:13:42,543 I'm lookin' for a west-bounder on Highway 85. 1166 01:13:42,627 --> 01:13:45,046 I need a Smokey report, and I need it bad, son. 1167 01:13:45,129 --> 01:13:47,298 This is Foxy Lady, Bandit. 1168 01:13:47,381 --> 01:13:49,258 We heard you were comin' by, 1169 01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:51,802 and we decided we'd take care of those bears for you. 1170 01:13:51,886 --> 01:13:54,513 You know, a little "personalized service." 1171 01:13:55,097 --> 01:13:57,224 Well, just send me the bill, Foxy Lady. 1172 01:13:57,516 --> 01:14:00,353 Better yet, why don't you come by and pay up in person? 1173 01:14:01,354 --> 01:14:04,357 I'll catch you on the flip side, darlin'. 1174 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,650 I'm too pooped to pop. 1175 01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:07,443 Daddy, listen. Shut up! 1176 01:14:07,526 --> 01:14:08,945 (ON RADIO) But I'm just ahead of you. 1177 01:14:09,028 --> 01:14:12,657 I'm at mile marker 86. Come on by, Bandit. 1178 01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:14,784 All right, you talked me into it. 1179 01:14:14,867 --> 01:14:17,119 Now I got that sombitch, 1180 01:14:17,203 --> 01:14:19,455 and I got him with his fly open. 1181 01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:21,332 (EXCLAIMS) 1182 01:14:21,415 --> 01:14:23,626 Well, what're we gonna do when we get home? 1183 01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:27,046 Go to bed... for a week. Good idea. 1184 01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:30,174 And sleep. 1185 01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:32,802 Wanna bet? 1186 01:14:33,928 --> 01:14:37,723 Hey, Orville, you seen that new waitress down at the diner, name Arlene? 1187 01:14:37,890 --> 01:14:39,809 She's got some nice legs. She's lookin' good. 1188 01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:41,477 I'd like to take a run on her. 1189 01:14:41,602 --> 01:14:43,854 Oh, man, what are you talkin' about? I'm tellin' ya. 1190 01:14:43,938 --> 01:14:45,940 Let me tell you somethin' about that. 1191 01:14:46,023 --> 01:14:48,192 Tell ya, she makes herself a batch of... 1192 01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:51,904 Feel lucky? Let's get him. 1193 01:14:56,742 --> 01:14:59,662 OFFICER: This is Car Four. We're in pursuit of the black Trans Am. 1194 01:15:00,329 --> 01:15:01,914 It's the Bandit. 1195 01:15:07,461 --> 01:15:08,671 (SIREN WAILING) 1196 01:15:10,798 --> 01:15:12,717 Eastbound and down 1197 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,427 Loaded up and truckin' 1198 01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:17,638 We gonna do what they say can't be done 1199 01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:22,309 We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there 1200 01:15:22,393 --> 01:15:23,519 I'm eastbound 1201 01:15:23,602 --> 01:15:26,022 Just watch ol' Bandit run 1202 01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:28,107 Oh, shit. 1203 01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:36,741 Breaker one-nine. Breaker one-nine. 1204 01:15:36,824 --> 01:15:39,869 I see a portable gas station ahead of me. Do you copy? 1205 01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:41,871 Is this Bandit? This is Mr. B, 1206 01:15:41,954 --> 01:15:43,622 and I'm gear jammin' this rollin' refinery. 1207 01:15:43,706 --> 01:15:45,041 You got another Smokey on the rubber? 1208 01:15:45,624 --> 01:15:49,712 It's the Bandit, son. Can we slide right into your convoy there? 1209 01:15:49,795 --> 01:15:52,715 Come ahead, Bandit. We'll slip you into the rockin' chair, 1210 01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:54,800 play a little hide-and-seek. 1211 01:15:55,509 --> 01:15:59,138 The welcome mat is out, and you're comin' home. 1212 01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:00,973 Ten-four. 1213 01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:04,685 We're going in the rocking chair, honey. Good. 1214 01:16:09,982 --> 01:16:12,693 Trucks, I love 'em. I love 'em. 1215 01:16:12,777 --> 01:16:14,153 (TRUCK HORNS BLARING) 1216 01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:17,656 (EXCLAIMS) 1217 01:16:18,115 --> 01:16:21,160 This is not a convoy. This is a dream. 1218 01:16:30,294 --> 01:16:32,922 They can see right down into this car, you know that? 1219 01:16:33,005 --> 01:16:34,298 Well, so what? 1220 01:16:34,381 --> 01:16:38,511 That's why I used to love to drive those trucks, darlin'. Spot those beavers. 1221 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:44,767 Safe as in your mother's womb here, darlin'. 1222 01:16:44,850 --> 01:16:46,560 Is that right? Yeah. 1223 01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:48,270 Son, never mind them brakes 1224 01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:49,480 Let it all hang out 1225 01:16:49,563 --> 01:16:51,941 'Cause we got a run to make 1226 01:16:52,024 --> 01:16:53,943 The boys are thirsty in Atlanta 1227 01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:56,070 And there's beer in Texarkana 1228 01:16:56,153 --> 01:16:59,740 And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes 1229 01:17:00,032 --> 01:17:01,951 Eastbound and down 1230 01:17:02,034 --> 01:17:03,744 Loaded up and truckin' 1231 01:17:03,911 --> 01:17:07,164 We gonna do what they say can't be done 1232 01:17:07,289 --> 01:17:09,333 We've got a long way to go 1233 01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:11,502 And a short time to get there 1234 01:17:11,585 --> 01:17:12,670 I'm eastbound 1235 01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:15,214 Just watch ol' Bandit run 1236 01:17:31,438 --> 01:17:33,524 Old Smokey's got them ears on 1237 01:17:33,607 --> 01:17:35,734 He's hot on your trail 1238 01:17:35,818 --> 01:17:38,404 He ain't gonna rest till you're in jail 1239 01:17:39,238 --> 01:17:41,031 So you gotta dodge him You gotta duck him 1240 01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:43,492 You gotta keep that diesel truckin' 1241 01:17:43,576 --> 01:17:47,496 Just put that hammer down and give it hell 1242 01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:53,919 Thank you, Mr. B. I don't know how to thank ya. 1243 01:17:54,378 --> 01:17:56,839 You can thank me by not gettin' caught. 1244 01:17:57,089 --> 01:17:59,967 Have a good day and a better one tomorrow, good buddy. 1245 01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:03,179 Hey, Bandit, this is Little Beaver. 1246 01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:06,849 Put your foot on the floor. We got your back door, and I'm clear. 1247 01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:11,437 That's a ten-four. Snowman, you got your ears on, son? 1248 01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:14,940 You've got him, you lucky devil. 1249 01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:17,401 You're about to come up on a convoy. 1250 01:18:17,484 --> 01:18:20,070 Keep your rubber band stretched real tight. 1251 01:18:20,154 --> 01:18:24,450 Ten-four, ten-four. I'm bringin' it, son. I'm bringin' it. I'm clear. 1252 01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:28,037 Eastbound and down 1253 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,872 Loaded up and truckin' 1254 01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:33,250 (HORN BLARING) We gonna do what they say can't be done 1255 01:18:33,334 --> 01:18:35,502 We've got a long way to go 1256 01:18:35,586 --> 01:18:37,546 And a short time to get there 1257 01:18:37,630 --> 01:18:38,964 I'm eastbound 1258 01:18:39,048 --> 01:18:41,383 Just watch ol' Bandit run 1259 01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:43,219 Keep your foot hard on the pedal 1260 01:18:43,302 --> 01:18:45,387 Son, never mind them brakes 1261 01:18:45,471 --> 01:18:46,597 Let it all hang out 1262 01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:48,933 'Cause we got a run to make 1263 01:18:49,433 --> 01:18:51,352 The boys are thirsty in Atlanta 1264 01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:53,312 And there's beer in Texarkana 1265 01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:57,149 But we'll bring it back no matter what it takes 1266 01:18:57,900 --> 01:18:59,818 Eastbound and down 1267 01:18:59,902 --> 01:19:01,820 Loaded up and truckin' 1268 01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:04,990 We gonna do what they say can't be done 1269 01:19:05,115 --> 01:19:07,284 We've got a long way to go 1270 01:19:07,368 --> 01:19:09,495 And a short time to get there 1271 01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:10,746 I'm eastbound 1272 01:19:10,829 --> 01:19:12,498 Just watch ol' Bandit run 1273 01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:16,669 MAN: I don't care if you're the Governor of Texas. You're makin' a big mistake. 1274 01:19:21,799 --> 01:19:23,759 Read him his rights, Junior. 1275 01:19:24,510 --> 01:19:26,887 "You have the right to remain silent. 1276 01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:30,516 "Anything you say may be held against you in a court of law." 1277 01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:33,686 And... What's all this about? 1278 01:19:33,936 --> 01:19:38,107 Why, hello, Officer. Glad you're here to assist me. 1279 01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:40,985 My name is Sheriff Buford T. Justice. 1280 01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:45,197 I have just apprehended the Bandit. No, sir. 1281 01:19:45,656 --> 01:19:48,200 You just apprehended my captain. 1282 01:19:51,537 --> 01:19:52,997 Take the cuffs off, Junior. 1283 01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:56,917 But, Daddy, we just... Take the cuffs off, you moose twit! 1284 01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:09,388 May I express my feelings about inconveniencing ya? 1285 01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:12,725 But if you gonna hang out in these kinda joints, 1286 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:15,602 wear a badge on your didie! 1287 01:20:27,906 --> 01:20:29,533 (SIREN WAILING) 1288 01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:32,411 (WHISTLES) 1289 01:20:36,457 --> 01:20:38,334 Oh, no. 1290 01:20:38,959 --> 01:20:41,420 Hey, Bandit, hey, Bandit. Listen to this. 1291 01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:46,008 You know who that is? That's Mr. Evel Knievel. 1292 01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:48,427 He snuck in my back door when I wasn't lookin'. 1293 01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:50,304 You better flip-flop back here and give me a hand, son, 1294 01:20:50,387 --> 01:20:51,430 or we gonna be in a heap of trouble. 1295 01:20:52,097 --> 01:20:53,932 Please roger that transmission. 1296 01:20:54,016 --> 01:20:56,602 Hold on to Fred. Here comes the cavalry. 1297 01:21:07,946 --> 01:21:09,490 Howdy, Officer. 1298 01:21:09,573 --> 01:21:11,784 How ya doin'? Give me your license and manifest, boy. 1299 01:21:12,451 --> 01:21:13,452 Manifest... 1300 01:21:13,535 --> 01:21:16,080 You know you was goin' 96 miles an hour? 1301 01:21:16,663 --> 01:21:18,832 I was doin' 96... You're damn right, you was. 1302 01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:21,043 I didn't know this truck could do 96 miles an hour. 1303 01:21:21,126 --> 01:21:24,963 When the judge gets to you, boy, he's gonna turn you every way but loose. 1304 01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:27,716 It's time you truckers learn these roads don't belong to you. 1305 01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:29,009 Yeah, I know that. 1306 01:21:29,093 --> 01:21:30,386 (BRAKES SQUEALING) 1307 01:21:32,805 --> 01:21:33,806 (WHISTLING) 1308 01:21:36,016 --> 01:21:38,852 You be careful, you hear? 1309 01:21:43,774 --> 01:21:45,234 (SIREN WAILING) 1310 01:21:59,790 --> 01:22:02,501 Whoa. Want a little piece of advice, Bandit? 1311 01:22:02,584 --> 01:22:04,461 BANDIT: Yeah. Lay it on me, son. 1312 01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:06,547 Don't take your foot off of that hammer. 1313 01:22:06,630 --> 01:22:09,091 Them bears're about to pour over you like maple syrup. 1314 01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:10,259 Ten-four. 1315 01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:47,880 You all right? Yeah. 1316 01:22:48,046 --> 01:22:49,840 Son, don't you know this ain't Saturday? 1317 01:22:50,090 --> 01:22:51,258 Thanks a lot. 1318 01:23:26,835 --> 01:23:30,088 OFFICER ON RADIO: We don't need assistance. I've got him in my sights. 1319 01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:40,265 Headquarters, disregard my last transmission. 1320 01:24:00,953 --> 01:24:02,246 (SIREN WAILING) 1321 01:24:09,253 --> 01:24:13,423 Son, you reckon you can let me off at the next exit? 1322 01:24:14,466 --> 01:24:17,052 Boy, go get your daddy a beer. Okay. 1323 01:24:17,135 --> 01:24:19,263 MAN ON RADIO: I understand every cop in the state's after him. 1324 01:24:19,346 --> 01:24:21,139 Stay ten-ten. I'll let you know. 1325 01:24:21,223 --> 01:24:23,267 That's a big ten-four. I copy you. 1326 01:24:24,518 --> 01:24:26,353 Damn, he's been stirring up some trouble. 1327 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:29,982 (SIREN WAILING) 1328 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:36,405 (GIRLS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 1329 01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:38,282 It's the Bandit! 1330 01:24:54,256 --> 01:24:55,841 WOMAN: I'm hot to trot, longshot. 1331 01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:59,052 Just tell me how I can help and I'm with ya, body and soul. 1332 01:24:59,136 --> 01:25:02,389 Channel clear. Breaker one-nine. Breaker one-nine. 1333 01:25:02,472 --> 01:25:05,183 Is that Hot Pants Hilliard I hear yakkin' out there? 1334 01:25:05,267 --> 01:25:06,560 And who wants to know? 1335 01:25:06,643 --> 01:25:08,020 This is the Bandit, darling. 1336 01:25:08,312 --> 01:25:11,773 Well, where are you, you bodied-up, smooth-talkin' thing? 1337 01:25:11,857 --> 01:25:14,443 And how can I help? Bring it back. 1338 01:25:14,526 --> 01:25:17,529 You still workin' at that choke-and-puke on west 85? 1339 01:25:17,613 --> 01:25:21,241 Affirmative, affirmative. I'm still dishin' it out. 1340 01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:26,622 We're gonna come screamin' by there in five minutes with a herd of Smokeys on our ass. 1341 01:25:26,705 --> 01:25:29,458 How 'bout gettin' those pallies of yours out there and block them off? 1342 01:25:29,541 --> 01:25:32,711 (EXCLAIMS) Love to! But, hey, you're gonna owe me one. 1343 01:25:32,794 --> 01:25:33,920 I owe you a big one. 1344 01:25:34,713 --> 01:25:36,465 That's a big ten-four. 1345 01:25:36,548 --> 01:25:38,050 Ten-four. 1346 01:25:39,885 --> 01:25:43,388 All right, gang, we're gonna go for a big Smokey red 22. 1347 01:25:43,472 --> 01:25:44,473 (WHOOPING) 1348 01:25:44,556 --> 01:25:46,266 Ride with me? Yeah. 1349 01:25:46,350 --> 01:25:47,726 (ALL CHEERING) 1350 01:25:52,147 --> 01:25:54,149 You sure we ain't gonna get in trouble? 1351 01:25:55,192 --> 01:25:57,653 I've done it before. 1352 01:26:07,913 --> 01:26:09,373 (SIRENS WAILING) 1353 01:26:12,084 --> 01:26:14,086 We're comin' at you, darlin'. Are you ready? 1354 01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:16,296 Ready, willin' and able, Bandit. 1355 01:26:16,588 --> 01:26:19,424 "Ready and willing." She always was. 1356 01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:27,182 HOT PANTS: Okay, gang, be alert, be alert, 'cause here he comes. 1357 01:26:27,265 --> 01:26:29,434 Well, go ahead and answer. 1358 01:26:29,518 --> 01:26:31,978 Ten-four, Hot Pants. We copy. 1359 01:26:32,062 --> 01:26:33,772 Let go of the button. 1360 01:26:48,537 --> 01:26:50,080 (HORNS HONKING) 1361 01:27:16,648 --> 01:27:20,861 Pay dirt. I just picked up the Bandit eastbound on 95. 1362 01:27:20,944 --> 01:27:22,654 All units converge. 1363 01:27:22,821 --> 01:27:24,990 I copy, Chopper One. I'm on my way. 1364 01:27:39,171 --> 01:27:42,174 This is Trooper Baker, I'm heading for the fairgrounds. 1365 01:28:04,488 --> 01:28:08,617 TROOPER: This is Car 12. Bobby Lee and I have him westbound on 75. 1366 01:28:20,796 --> 01:28:22,339 Cledus, where the hell are we? 1367 01:28:22,422 --> 01:28:25,550 CLEDUS: Four miles to go, good buddy. 1368 01:28:27,093 --> 01:28:31,014 Four miles. God damn it! Four miles. Four miles. 1369 01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:40,607 Bo, did you count on this? 1370 01:28:40,774 --> 01:28:43,860 I mean, all of this? 1371 01:28:48,615 --> 01:28:50,575 No, I didn't, honey. 1372 01:28:56,331 --> 01:28:59,084 Cledus? Talk to me, my boy. 1373 01:28:59,334 --> 01:29:02,629 God damn it, son, we gave it our best shot. 1374 01:29:03,046 --> 01:29:05,757 I don't like this any more than you do, but, 1375 01:29:07,259 --> 01:29:10,345 we ain't gonna make it, son. We're gonna hang it up. 1376 01:29:10,428 --> 01:29:13,306 Whoa, negatory, negatory! What are you, crazy or somethin'? 1377 01:29:13,390 --> 01:29:15,183 We come this far, ain't we? 1378 01:29:15,267 --> 01:29:17,978 When we say we gonna do a job, we do a job! 1379 01:29:18,436 --> 01:29:21,273 It's me they're after. They don't even know Cledus Snow exists. 1380 01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:25,151 Oh, they don't? Well, I'll tell you what we gonna do. 1381 01:29:27,028 --> 01:29:28,822 We just gonna introduce them to the boy. 1382 01:29:28,905 --> 01:29:30,490 So move over a little bit, good buddy, 1383 01:29:30,574 --> 01:29:32,909 'cause the Snowman is comin' through. 1384 01:29:33,994 --> 01:29:35,412 Hold on to your ass, Fred. 1385 01:29:42,210 --> 01:29:43,962 (TRUCK HORN BLARING) 1386 01:29:45,130 --> 01:29:46,965 Hot damn, we're gonna make it. 1387 01:30:05,567 --> 01:30:08,778 TROOPER: Damn it! Move them vehicles. We gotta get through there! 1388 01:30:08,862 --> 01:30:10,906 Here they come! 1389 01:30:10,989 --> 01:30:12,782 (ALL CHEERING) 1390 01:30:23,209 --> 01:30:24,336 (BARKING) 1391 01:30:48,318 --> 01:30:52,030 Daddy, you're about to have your evenin' ruined for you. 1392 01:30:54,741 --> 01:30:56,201 (HORN BLARING) 1393 01:31:08,004 --> 01:31:09,047 All right. 1394 01:31:09,130 --> 01:31:11,967 We're in trouble. I know we're in trouble. 1395 01:31:12,050 --> 01:31:14,552 What time is it? BIG ENOS: One minute after. 1396 01:31:14,636 --> 01:31:17,347 God damn, we're 10 minutes early. We're in trouble. 1397 01:31:17,430 --> 01:31:19,140 We need two things. We need a way out of here. 1398 01:31:19,224 --> 01:31:20,225 We need the money. 1399 01:31:20,308 --> 01:31:21,601 Well, here's my Cadillac. 1400 01:31:21,685 --> 01:31:23,395 That'll leave me with an even dozen. Good luck, son. 1401 01:31:23,478 --> 01:31:25,563 Cledus, get the money. How 'bout the money? 1402 01:31:25,647 --> 01:31:28,233 How 'bout double or nothin'? How 'bout forgettin' it? 1403 01:31:28,316 --> 01:31:29,985 Wait a minute. What about double or nothin'? 1404 01:31:30,068 --> 01:31:32,404 You run up to Boston, bring back some clam chowder 1405 01:31:32,487 --> 01:31:34,072 for me and my daddy. 1406 01:31:34,406 --> 01:31:36,533 You're on. You're on. 1407 01:31:36,616 --> 01:31:39,744 In 18 hours? You're still on. 1408 01:31:39,911 --> 01:31:41,079 (LAUGHS) 1409 01:31:41,579 --> 01:31:44,457 You're crazy! And I'm divorced! 1410 01:31:44,582 --> 01:31:47,377 And you... Ain't half bad, is it? 1411 01:31:47,460 --> 01:31:49,045 (SIRENS WAILING) 1412 01:32:06,271 --> 01:32:09,524 Twenty-to-one I break the son of a bitch this time. 1413 01:32:09,816 --> 01:32:11,359 (BRAKES SQUEALING) 1414 01:32:15,447 --> 01:32:17,198 Give me $500 on the Bandit. 1415 01:32:24,289 --> 01:32:27,667 Apprehend that horse ass for reckless drivin'! 1416 01:32:27,751 --> 01:32:28,710 But Daddy, he's... 1417 01:32:28,793 --> 01:32:31,463 Do what I tell you, you pile of monkey nuts. 1418 01:32:38,595 --> 01:32:40,722 BANDIT: Sheriff Buford T. Justice, please. 1419 01:32:43,141 --> 01:32:44,434 Who there? 1420 01:32:44,517 --> 01:32:46,519 This is Bandit Darville talkin'. 1421 01:32:46,644 --> 01:32:48,980 Where are you, you sombitch? 1422 01:32:50,398 --> 01:32:53,693 Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there's just one thing I wanna say. 1423 01:32:53,777 --> 01:32:58,156 You must be part coon dog, 'cause I been chased by the best of 'em, 1424 01:32:58,239 --> 01:33:01,701 and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion. 1425 01:33:01,785 --> 01:33:03,453 I just wanna say that. 1426 01:33:03,536 --> 01:33:06,122 Well, thank you, Mr. Bandit. 1427 01:33:06,206 --> 01:33:08,541 And as the pursuer, 1428 01:33:08,625 --> 01:33:12,837 may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I ever pursued. 1429 01:33:13,838 --> 01:33:16,841 Now that the mutual bullshit is over, 1430 01:33:17,342 --> 01:33:19,177 where are you, you sombitch? 1431 01:33:19,677 --> 01:33:21,846 I'm right down at the bottom of the hill. 1432 01:33:21,930 --> 01:33:24,265 I'm six-foot-eight, in a cowboy outfit. 1433 01:33:24,349 --> 01:33:28,269 I got a little pygmy standing beside me dressed like me. You can't miss me. 1434 01:33:28,353 --> 01:33:30,021 Ten-four. 1435 01:33:33,191 --> 01:33:35,777 Wait a minute. Scratch that. Hold it. 1436 01:33:35,860 --> 01:33:38,822 I can't lie to you, Sheriff. You're too good a man. 1437 01:33:38,905 --> 01:33:40,365 Look over your left shoulder. 1438 01:33:46,663 --> 01:33:50,166 We're on our way to Boston to get some clam chowder. Bye-bye. 1439 01:33:51,876 --> 01:33:54,337 No hard feelings, Junior! 1440 01:33:54,420 --> 01:33:57,382 I'm not givin' up! I'm not givin' up! 1441 01:33:57,465 --> 01:34:01,302 I'm never gonna give up! I'm never gonna give up! 1442 01:34:01,386 --> 01:34:03,304 I'll get you, you sombitch! 1443 01:34:03,388 --> 01:34:08,101 Daddy, Daddy, wait for me! Don't leave me! Who's gonna hold your hat? 1444 01:34:08,184 --> 01:34:11,813 Eastbound and down Loaded up and truckin' 1445 01:34:11,896 --> 01:34:14,983 We gonna do what they say can't be done 1446 01:34:15,066 --> 01:34:17,152 We've got a long way to go 1447 01:34:17,235 --> 01:34:19,404 And a short time to get there 1448 01:34:19,487 --> 01:34:20,613 I'm eastbound 1449 01:34:20,697 --> 01:34:23,032 Just watch ol' Bandit run 1450 01:34:23,116 --> 01:34:25,201 Keep your foot hard on the pedal 1451 01:34:25,285 --> 01:34:27,162 Son, never mind them brakes 1452 01:34:27,245 --> 01:34:28,246 Let it all hang out 1453 01:34:28,329 --> 01:34:30,540 'Cause we got a run to make 1454 01:34:31,082 --> 01:34:33,126 Those boys are thirsty in Atlanta 1455 01:34:33,209 --> 01:34:35,211 And there's beer in Texarkana 1456 01:34:35,295 --> 01:34:39,257 And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes 1457 01:34:39,465 --> 01:34:41,134 Eastbound and down 1458 01:34:41,217 --> 01:34:43,178 Loaded up and truckin' 1459 01:34:43,261 --> 01:34:46,347 We gonna do what they say can't be done 1460 01:34:46,431 --> 01:34:48,558 We've got a long way to go 1461 01:34:48,641 --> 01:34:51,019 And a short time to get there 1462 01:34:51,102 --> 01:34:52,270 I'm eastbound 1463 01:34:52,353 --> 01:34:54,647 Just watch ol' Bandit run 1464 01:35:10,663 --> 01:35:13,041 Old Smokey's got them ears on 1465 01:35:13,124 --> 01:35:15,001 He's hot on your trail 1466 01:35:15,084 --> 01:35:17,503 He ain't gonna rest 'til you're in jail 1467 01:35:18,254 --> 01:35:20,506 So you got to dodge him You got to duck him 1468 01:35:20,590 --> 01:35:22,717 You've got to keep that diesel truckin' 1469 01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:24,427 Just put that hammer down 1470 01:35:24,510 --> 01:35:26,471 And give it hell 1471 01:35:27,138 --> 01:35:28,973 Eastbound and down 1472 01:35:29,057 --> 01:35:30,892 Loaded up and truckin' 1473 01:35:30,975 --> 01:35:34,103 We gonna do what they say can't be done 1474 01:35:34,187 --> 01:35:36,439 We've got a long way to go 1475 01:35:36,522 --> 01:35:38,650 And a short time to get there 1476 01:35:38,733 --> 01:35:39,901 I'm eastbound 1477 01:35:39,984 --> 01:35:41,986 Just watch ol' Bandit run