1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,590 yeah 2 00:00:08,590 --> 00:00:11,590 whatever 3 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:20,109 yeah 4 00:00:22,820 --> 00:00:25,820 and 5 00:00:28,789 --> 00:00:30,680 yeah 6 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,598 you 7 00:00:32,598 --> 00:00:34,578 yeah 8 00:00:34,579 --> 00:00:37,579 yeah 9 00:00:58,579 --> 00:01:01,579 yeah 10 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:10,550 this is albert middle school my name is duly not a student here my grandfather 11 00:01:10,550 --> 00:01:12,679 teaches you my father teaches here 12 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:16,070 talk about pressure next year my graduation expect me to be valedictorian 13 00:01:16,070 --> 00:01:21,649 get one of those inspirational speeches like the ones to discipline take English 14 00:01:21,650 --> 00:01:28,370 tour met already killed some of us these have been our companions their faces 15 00:01:28,370 --> 00:01:33,890 severe directly heads informed and lab partners teammates and car pools shared 16 00:01:33,890 --> 00:01:39,860 reluctantly so now we are moving on what will be an equally treacherous road with 17 00:01:39,860 --> 00:01:44,000 nothing to look for it too except for the inevitable alienation from the cool 18 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:48,530 people who if there is any justice in this cruel world will be waiting on a 19 00:01:48,530 --> 00:01:53,030 sunday in our local restaurants assuming we have enough money to pay for meals 20 00:01:53,030 --> 00:02:00,110 after spending our hard-earned wages on therapy so with this let us step within 21 00:02:00,110 --> 00:02:01,100 the high school 22 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:10,039 good luck that's my grandfather my dad seemed like the norm and not to be a day 23 00:02:10,039 --> 00:02:11,810 that would change our lives forever 24 00:02:11,810 --> 00:02:15,110 that was a little bit of sunshine 25 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:21,920 you're welcome this is very inappropriate ready when you just relax 26 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:24,649 I think we ought to take a moment to feel inspired by the words our 27 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:29,239 valedictorian Susie Jessa imagine Howard self-appointed to mcs for us to take 28 00:02:29,239 --> 00:02:33,230 over thought they were opening in vegas we are here to present student elected 29 00:02:33,230 --> 00:02:36,859 teacher of the year award this year's award comes as no surprise to any of us 30 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:39,860 I mean he's been at the school since elected president 31 00:02:40,690 --> 00:02:47,320 you can forget all those legendary stories like when he was caught like a 32 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:52,810 studio quarters with that is that instructor hundred McGillicutty that was 33 00:02:52,810 --> 00:02:58,810 very she was a big baddies Tommy how to get the most out of the seventh grade 34 00:02:58,810 --> 00:03:06,520 even if it takes me a couple years ways and gentlemen is our unless an honor to 35 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:10,540 present for the 43rd consecutive year student I can be sure that your award to 36 00:03:10,540 --> 00:03:13,540 mr. started not in water 37 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:38,170 well after so many years I don't know what to say anymore 38 00:03:38,830 --> 00:03:44,470 mainly because at my age I have forgotten most of the English language 39 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:55,150 there is one thing that even old age can take away and that is the gift of 40 00:03:55,150 --> 00:04:02,260 teaching the miracles that we see every day in the eyes of those who open their 41 00:04:02,260 --> 00:04:06,880 minds to the world of knowledge miracles can happen 42 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:27,300 if you let them take it back with a Break let him breathe 43 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:38,070 somebody get a doctor yet about their 911 right it's okay down here I'm here 44 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:39,599 I'm here 45 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:46,740 it takes less than death kilogram had come down right where with my trophy 46 00:04:47,310 --> 00:04:50,720 somebody get into trouble 47 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:59,240 here it is mr. Chilton Matt it don't die on me but don't die 48 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:10,190 I don't understand take take your shot shotgun and what shot that Dad 49 00:05:11,380 --> 00:05:14,380 then 50 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:26,270 I still wonder what it would have been like to be the thing that's his mom and 51 00:05:26,270 --> 00:05:27,770 I were spread a better memory 52 00:05:27,770 --> 00:05:32,570 the worst part of not being there is the feeling that you could have helped in 53 00:05:32,570 --> 00:05:35,930 some way maybe even changed the outcome 54 00:05:35,930 --> 00:05:40,370 I'll always remember what grandma used to say life is tiny so don't ever miss 55 00:05:40,370 --> 00:05:47,000 the opportunity to spread your wings the summer but times like this i wonder if 56 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,000 maybe a little set best life sucks and then you die 57 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:53,660 thank you that really helps 58 00:05:54,289 --> 00:05:58,099 ok ok it 59 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:04,240 and Linda laughing grams 60 00:06:08,470 --> 00:06:12,940 I made a decision that they no matter how old i got I'd stop by see bringing 61 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:16,630 flowers chocolate covered coffee beans he loved so we know I remembered how 62 00:06:16,630 --> 00:06:18,790 important he was to me good 63 00:06:18,790 --> 00:06:22,000 hi just like this guy was doing for someone he cared about 64 00:06:31,220 --> 00:06:34,220 yeah 65 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:39,249 it didn't take me long to realize that when it came to pay tribute to gramps I 66 00:06:39,249 --> 00:06:42,249 better be prepared to stand in line 67 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:56,429 any still awake currently you okay 68 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:02,250 exchangeable in French class 69 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:09,240 I know your work when I'm sorry i was looking forward to that too 70 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:14,520 yeah not teacher 11 pentagrams well you know i'll be there 71 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:21,299 I mean if you need me yeah but your biology key so it's just different 72 00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:25,020 all I know you're not 73 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:32,609 Stormin Norman let me tell you something kiddo a Warner has won Teacher of the 74 00:07:32,610 --> 00:07:35,490 Year at fallbrook for 43 years 75 00:07:35,490 --> 00:07:40,770 yeah but that was grams well here's a little secret number 44 is gonna be a 76 00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:42,990 warrior to you just watch and see 77 00:07:42,990 --> 00:07:47,729 and that's not important you bet it's important i'll get some sleep okay get 78 00:07:47,729 --> 00:07:50,729 up 79 00:07:54,210 --> 00:08:17,429 I'm already in the room you just can't see me I'm gonna shadow and convince my 80 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:19,680 parents didn't even though we got the paper 81 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:24,180 come on our religious why I just a dream 82 00:08:24,930 --> 00:08:30,960 alright this is my ear I am relaxed and my eyes are open with my lunch 83 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:35,549 no it's not just testing can be great thanks 84 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:40,140 hey great kiddo you're all set not like honey 85 00:08:43,830 --> 00:09:02,130 ok ready for a new school year you got everything to me this morning everyone 86 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:07,700 morning kids the morning probably one of the most amazing things I learned from 87 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:11,030 again was how to make myself invisible a great day huh 88 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:16,010 it's gonna be a great year see I'm gone vanished 89 00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:22,160 what are you doing nothing just stretching 90 00:09:24,410 --> 00:09:34,639 ok kiddo let's see who goes first call it the coin toss was my idea 91 00:09:34,639 --> 00:09:37,699 yes no you don't have been hanging with your dad get like that 92 00:09:38,449 --> 00:09:43,128 hey who needs luck this is my year especially at your school 93 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:54,550 yeah 94 00:10:01,790 --> 00:10:06,020 the first day of the new school year is always awkward people know people you 95 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:11,900 don't know the ones you only dream about chase them i was way too shy even look 96 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:14,900 at her but hey there's my dad's lucky day 97 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:17,900 why not lined to right 98 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:33,940 Ron one chance I had and I blown it big-time right i doing 99 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:43,370 let me tell you something more impressive woman when you all its gonna 100 00:10:43,370 --> 00:10:56,990 make a lot of funk you know like this stop got it really works at hey with 101 00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:00,290 women are no guarantees but i can tell you this one for me and I fall for a lot 102 00:11:00,290 --> 00:11:04,339 of with no you your history 103 00:11:04,910 --> 00:11:09,020 well I see many familiar faces out there and for those of you I already know 104 00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:18,439 hello and for all you students well how about a nice big fallbrook look I'm 105 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:22,670 principal bass and i look forward to getting reacquainted with you hopefully 106 00:11:22,670 --> 00:11:25,969 these acquaintances will take place in the hallways and it breaks and not down 107 00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:28,740 at my office if you understand 108 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:33,750 now my privilege to introduce you to a fine group of educators your department 109 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:36,690 heads if you could just stand when I call your name please 110 00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:53,399 um mathematics a little welcome back Maggie English Don parks on physical 111 00:11:53,399 --> 00:11:55,230 education and cocaine 112 00:11:55,230 --> 00:12:00,870 I hope Clark this nice babies 113 00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:26,620 alright for science is on the barley great stormin norman water and it's not 114 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:30,100 an easy job to replace the nikon so we're fortunate to have an alumni of 115 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:36,460 fallbrook for history would you please make him feel welcome in his first year 116 00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:46,600 mr. Michael Angelo Angelo would like whopper some introductory remarks 117 00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:53,170 ok we tell me cool i think it's important that that you all know I'm 118 00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:56,170 only here until a good fast-food job opens up you know saying 119 00:12:57,470 --> 00:13:01,400 my name is Michelangelo and its principal past mentioned I was once a 120 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:07,280 student here in 20 minutes you flunk Oh se15 grades you may remember me i was 121 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,280 the shy underdeveloped girl with braces 122 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:15,439 it's very inappropriate you know education is truly a hero's journey 123 00:13:16,820 --> 00:13:20,720 it seems to be the going to schools a lot like a Star Wars movie you're all 124 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:25,280 Luke Skywalker's Lucy Skywalker's whichever applies and school is just one 125 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:28,579 of the many places that you're gonna receive your Jedi training because we 126 00:13:28,580 --> 00:13:33,320 need to get ready to go to battle against the evil empire now evil empire 127 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:37,010 it's not our school our parents or even the question will meet products in the 128 00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:44,210 cafeteria see the evil empire is a belief is believing that we have 129 00:13:44,210 --> 00:13:48,680 limitations you don't whether you realize it or not every single one of 130 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,000 you is perfect 131 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,320 norman was my jedi master 132 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:56,440 the greatest lesson that he thought he was that I was my own teacher was my own 133 00:13:56,440 --> 00:14:01,930 master and a lesson that I hope to teach all of you and not worry about what 134 00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:08,170 you're doing because it doesn't matter worry about who you're being you do that 135 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:10,839 there is absolutely nothing stopping you from going on this world and kicking 136 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:21,160 some serious ass school now this is your life saver put into a single piece of 137 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:24,130 paper at heart a little courage and together we can make this world a better 138 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:24,910 place 139 00:14:24,910 --> 00:14:27,910 let me take this journey with you 140 00:14:28,649 --> 00:14:31,829 yeah 141 00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:39,630 there was a dreaded Shadow falling off my dad 142 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:54,000 those of us in mr b's class to blast the end of all others after all eternity 143 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,180 dull assembly into a rock the house rally think we'd like to do with history 144 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,469 class 145 00:14:58,470 --> 00:15:05,190 this guy was nothing like the other teachers step get your email that off 146 00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:12,960 Brad or was it once you have to be one of those darksidegti's you think about 147 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,660 my good buddy said to the one thing you fear most 148 00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:26,430 I'm supposed to read it aloud it says that there is no this is sitting shirt 149 00:15:26,430 --> 00:15:30,750 whoo that was close you see the seating chart is the first thing that separates 150 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,750 the cool teachers from well you know 151 00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:40,470 everyone please note the seating chart on the blackboard where the shackles 152 00:15:40,470 --> 00:15:45,270 people the seating chart exist so that i can learn your name's faster and open 153 00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:52,199 the lines of communication between us and mr. one cavity and of course you can 154 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:57,630 it not be in the back of course you can 155 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:04,080 good morning class well I'm glad to see everyone's so happy with where they're 156 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,390 sitting Thank You Seth 157 00:16:06,390 --> 00:16:10,350 that wasn't so hard was it but don't get too comfortable yet 158 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:24,270 okay sometimes the origin is worth chase mr. d 159 00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:29,069 how do you know any money yeah you're already picking favorites are you okay 160 00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:35,610 people I have one very simple rule in this class you do my homework and I'll 161 00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:38,070 do yours 162 00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:41,670 scratch that i'll do your homework and you do my nails excited 163 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:46,439 can someone tell me what I'm trying to say don't we do our homework and you to 164 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,930 use yes that's it thank you very much 165 00:16:48,930 --> 00:16:51,739 you do your homework and you do mine 166 00:16:51,740 --> 00:17:10,430 you guys ready to have what is life science 167 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:18,800 well tell you life science is the greatest mystery in the universe 168 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:27,020 now who can tell me why that is death because the vastness of the universe the 169 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:34,430 only evidence of any real life is she on planet earth very good Patti but what 170 00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:39,530 about my I had become the Martians help Eddie what they actually found was a 171 00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:44,060 meteorite that they believe broke off from Mars millions of years ago and they 172 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:48,350 think that it might contain fossilized microorganisms but now whether or not 173 00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:52,010 that is proof of life is still a mystery 174 00:17:52,580 --> 00:18:00,260 yes Clyde one of the great mysteries i know is that I'm sell for ages now one 175 00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:02,270 man's coming close to solving this one 176 00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:09,470 well this has very interesting Clyde so what is it what is this mystery why you 177 00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:12,470 have to take this boring class 178 00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:27,520 chase you about to tell me about the origin of our history 179 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:31,060 it means his story stories we're happy to tell the kids that what happened to 180 00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:31,629 ask 181 00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:34,630 nice moves you're on fire 182 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:39,460 okay what's wrong with that work Brad I don't know 183 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:44,679 yes you do ok let me help ya Heather would you do this summer huh 184 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:48,910 anything you can make it up if you want I'm well pleased me to my dad's car and 185 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:49,900 jumped to my finger 186 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:52,810 there you go I'm gonna have to report to the proper authorities but good 187 00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:55,720 nonetheless now set 188 00:18:55,720 --> 00:19:03,730 what's wrong with chases explanation of the world history girls has stories too 189 00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:15,430 oh yeah now how would you redefine what we're gonna study you enter her story we 190 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:18,430 actually have another brandy just a model for you 191 00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:23,949 different special in your own way live it on it okay guys what we're gonna do 192 00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:31,000 is combine the two words his and her story now let's chase mention before the 193 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,040 way in which isn't her story was recorded before he started writing it 194 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,170 down was simply by telling it 195 00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:40,270 people gather around a storyteller would entertain and educate since I know you 196 00:19:40,270 --> 00:19:46,150 all to be true isn't her story and you just that everybody up please 197 00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:51,370 let's go buddy let's get a circle like with me and history all-in-one 198 00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:58,230 and 199 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:01,230 yeah 200 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:08,309 I apologize for the interruption 201 00:20:08,820 --> 00:20:15,210 now where were mr. disappeared into his closet may be necessary in a circle and 202 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:18,210 me sitting right next to chase 203 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:24,210 it was Moses yes 204 00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:28,980 Moses that said as he looked out onto the red sea parte I've got to get to an 205 00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:42,389 NRA meeting that's nice 206 00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:50,220 how much time do we have 207 00:20:51,779 --> 00:20:54,960 answer that question my friends is not on that clock 208 00:20:55,499 --> 00:20:58,499 how much time do we have 209 00:20:59,279 --> 00:21:02,549 not a lot 210 00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:06,680 that's how much time we have not a lot 211 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,680 this guy was cool and when you look at you 212 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:16,760 well you felt cool t we know the answer this question i would like you all to 213 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:22,100 understand that from this moment forward each and every minute every second is 214 00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:23,879 brushes 215 00:21:23,879 --> 00:21:32,279 reach everyone but most importantly principal bass comes in here looking for 216 00:21:32,279 --> 00:21:35,279 a brown leather antique high-back chair I was never here 217 00:21:36,569 --> 00:21:41,099 they could have service with guys for lunch and no one would have noticed the 218 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:51,299 only thing on everybody's mind was mr. do your little bastard and a good 219 00:21:51,299 --> 00:22:00,929 morning to you too many it's not pucks everyone hello fellow educators ok I got 220 00:22:00,929 --> 00:22:05,399 some learners out there really good first morning in my imagination or these 221 00:22:05,399 --> 00:22:08,039 kids reaching puberty sooner than they used to 222 00:22:08,039 --> 00:22:13,019 it's television Maggie pretty soon third graders were beginning boob jobs as far 223 00:22:13,019 --> 00:22:14,339 as language skills 224 00:22:14,339 --> 00:22:17,489 english is officially dead word up dead 225 00:22:18,209 --> 00:22:23,549 my kids are great of course they're great he teach art I don't buy that 226 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:30,359 come on you guys but there's only half over besides these kids are easy to 227 00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:34,139 reach you just have to relate to them on their own level was misty species many 228 00:22:34,139 --> 00:22:35,789 amazing or what 229 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:40,289 oh hey all the metaphor lives on never in all my years and I seen a teacher so 230 00:22:40,289 --> 00:22:44,699 quickly embraced by the students with the exception of your father that 231 00:22:44,699 --> 00:22:47,249 yesterday rules 232 00:22:47,249 --> 00:22:51,029 hey wait a minute i don't understand this why are we calling him mr. d 233 00:22:52,349 --> 00:22:57,119 no it's just it seemed so he's just six mr. 234 00:22:58,290 --> 00:23:09,510 for everyone anyone see mr. pete today mr. he was talking to the entire school 235 00:23:09,510 --> 00:23:18,000 stories and grown to almost legendary course jackpot even can support 236 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,260 mysteries class acted like they were here for which they were also missing 237 00:23:35,010 --> 00:23:38,010 kids 238 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:47,550 we used to wonder 239 00:23:47,550 --> 00:23:52,320 oh I Michelangelo we can get a chance to uh to me me me yeah yeah yeah 240 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:56,490 after the assembly no yeah yeah boy I'm I'm sorry about your father 241 00:23:57,630 --> 00:24:00,630 you're very lucky man excuse me 242 00:24:01,170 --> 00:24:04,650 that didn't sound right at all what I meant to say was that it must have been 243 00:24:04,650 --> 00:24:07,560 something grown-up under stormwater oh yes it was 244 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:17,700 yeah that he cast a shadow yeah i forgot time anyone got a way to go but I was 245 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:30,000 like been Mr met mr. mr. MacMaster warm matte matte he brushed me off 246 00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:33,690 he doesn't even know you oh so you're saying that if he didn't know me that 247 00:24:33,690 --> 00:24:37,140 many would crush me while i am not going to have taken 248 00:24:37,140 --> 00:24:40,350 I just think the guys are shown on the fly 249 00:24:40,350 --> 00:24:51,179 maybe you're right they don't they don't a ghetto not out of the carton house 250 00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:54,750 practice let's just say that if we win a game in any sport this year it'll be a 251 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:59,640 miracle that I wish we were bad just filed suck 252 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,690 wait a minute i think burncoat is a pretty great coach that I can't even 253 00:25:03,690 --> 00:25:10,020 address that said you felt pretty new girl know what are you doing any your 254 00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:12,900 mother just want to know what kind of day I had let me give you the cliff 255 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:15,330 notes version if it weren't for mr. key this would have been the most 256 00:25:15,330 --> 00:25:18,330 embarrassing day of my life 257 00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:27,550 have a good one 258 00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:38,730 what I want all of you to do is to imagine that you have three to study any 259 00:25:38,730 --> 00:25:42,690 aspect of life science that you choose anything anything as long as it relates 260 00:25:42,690 --> 00:25:45,810 to life science that can be an interesting plant or an animal that 261 00:25:45,810 --> 00:25:51,000 you've been wondering about what about the female anatomy class there's nothing 262 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,380 funny about the female anatomy Clyde if you can take that topic seriously than 263 00:25:55,380 --> 00:26:01,650 that would certainly qualify awesome right right now once you make your pick 264 00:26:01,650 --> 00:26:06,240 i want each of you to write a description of your respective topics 265 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,220 what our respective topic 266 00:26:08,220 --> 00:26:11,220 well you know that they're the ones that you choose i mean you know i mean each 267 00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:12,720 of you individually 268 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:17,580 I mean they're you know they're they're all of your each of your topics that 269 00:26:17,580 --> 00:26:21,929 clears it up good now then I want you to explain why 270 00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:41,879 I'm gonna bring great place 271 00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:46,260 it's nothing class just stay in your seats 272 00:26:54,270 --> 00:26:59,010 no it's not that bad just been not that you look bad 273 00:26:59,010 --> 00:27:02,970 it is serious . you can you notification 274 00:27:02,970 --> 00:27:07,440 oh this was thinking private water the first recorded use of mathematics 275 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:15,630 education battlefields march forth 1944 well mr. trying to make love not war on 276 00:27:15,630 --> 00:27:21,210 your own time creating visits take all the races within your hands do to work 277 00:27:21,210 --> 00:27:25,140 around you better save for later soldier 278 00:27:25,860 --> 00:27:34,320 how much time do we have helped her up and I gotta get to the theater and its 279 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,320 server 280 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:47,039 yeah 281 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:56,540 yes to me i was wondering if you can you find pie 282 00:27:56,540 --> 00:28:01,909 excuse me my moon pie can you play him and I going to me if I knew your moon 283 00:28:01,910 --> 00:28:04,910 pie then every student will want to use the microwave 284 00:28:04,910 --> 00:28:08,000 now do you think that's the purpose of the faculty lounge I guess not 285 00:28:08,570 --> 00:28:14,300 okay then amen glad you're here so I look the way I see it 286 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:17,000 nobody should tell anybody else how to teach but obviously he needs to 287 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,250 understand the parameters in which we work here right 288 00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:23,750 what the hell are you talking about Angelo what about what happen what about 289 00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:24,050 him 290 00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:28,159 we're just talking about how creative mr. these methods are not maybe we could 291 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:32,270 all be a little more creative with their own created oh well that's one way of 292 00:28:32,270 --> 00:28:35,330 looking at it 293 00:28:35,330 --> 00:28:41,990 hey here is ok this is where the craziness start mr. you taking the ball 294 00:28:41,990 --> 00:28:44,990 was going all the way to the end 295 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:52,310 all we need now is a cheerleader 296 00:28:52,820 --> 00:28:55,909 that's not a very healthy lunch 297 00:28:57,890 --> 00:29:01,520 oh that's not really my lunch of course it isn't 298 00:29:02,090 --> 00:29:05,929 I don't want that is you want to a garage door now eats a moon pie 299 00:29:06,860 --> 00:29:18,199 what is your problem excuse me mr. do you so shy I think I'm attracted to that 300 00:29:21,980 --> 00:29:32,540 morning crisis center have a crisis not honey honey take a deep breath chest 301 00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:35,990 don't say it didn't see it what's going on 302 00:29:35,990 --> 00:29:39,290 it's not a shadow anymore it's an eclipse it's a total eclipse I could 303 00:29:39,290 --> 00:29:41,178 live with shadow Matt slow down 304 00:29:41,179 --> 00:29:47,450 what are you talking about Mr D going to anybody 305 00:29:47,450 --> 00:29:52,580 I'll do your homework for a month i think i was being kind when I said we 306 00:29:52,580 --> 00:29:53,870 were 307 00:29:53,870 --> 00:29:57,590 yes dad are you alright 308 00:29:57,590 --> 00:30:06,110 ok so who wants to go in you you what about you you you know I'd better 309 00:30:06,110 --> 00:30:07,699 calling the game coach 310 00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:10,700 we were about to make history complete the first junior high team that you 311 00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:16,820 don't ever go on strike so let me guess you didn't get the problem of course I 312 00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:27,740 didn't walk mr. demon if I did know I could you do me one favor anything but 313 00:30:27,740 --> 00:30:31,580 you not say Mr D because that's all I over here mr. t mr. diamond today I'm 314 00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:34,580 beginning to hate the letter 315 00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:39,010 ok 316 00:30:39,010 --> 00:30:43,420 how does she's here 317 00:30:45,550 --> 00:30:50,710 large they're the right size for you think so 318 00:30:50,710 --> 00:30:57,970 no don't feel guilty about what I'm stepping out of the shadows 319 00:31:00,340 --> 00:31:06,310 I still here telling me to relax and now to not judge something even before I've 320 00:31:06,310 --> 00:31:07,030 seen it 321 00:31:07,030 --> 00:31:10,389 I know how do you always know exactly what I'm feeling 322 00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:17,290 I don't know the next morning my dad took the trophy back to the school and 323 00:31:17,290 --> 00:31:21,940 finally emerged from the shadow free at last mr. water the record you like to 324 00:31:21,940 --> 00:31:23,680 comment on rumors spreading around the school 325 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:27,580 what rumor will appear that mr. G has emerged but brother this is raised for 326 00:31:27,580 --> 00:31:31,270 Teacher of the Year I don't really want to comment about that ok everyone 327 00:31:31,270 --> 00:31:34,960 becomes truth this is the first time 44 years any water does not appear on the 328 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:39,310 children look I really don't want to speculate about that all 44 years must 329 00:31:39,310 --> 00:31:42,730 be an enormous amount of pressure he now does that feel a family tradition and on 330 00:31:42,730 --> 00:31:46,390 President and record left in your hands and hanging by a thread 331 00:31:46,390 --> 00:31:49,990 mr. t is standing on top of you with appearance giant scissors every comment 332 00:31:49,990 --> 00:31:54,490 sir look let me just say that the year is far from over and that change is in 333 00:31:54,490 --> 00:31:55,120 the air 334 00:31:55,120 --> 00:32:02,860 ok that's all I can sit here yes nothing do that was so wrong 335 00:32:08,820 --> 00:32:11,820 we have ok 336 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:17,700 Jurassic period throwing saurus rex middle finger 337 00:32:20,820 --> 00:32:23,820 ok like bomb 338 00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:43,390 early man extra-crispy here . about John last year all this is the greatest find 339 00:32:43,390 --> 00:32:44,799 of all time 340 00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:51,429 ladies and gentlemen swimsuit edition larger no articles is gonna go on dr. 341 00:32:51,429 --> 00:32:54,429 Keyes brother collection 342 00:33:29,580 --> 00:33:32,580 yeah 343 00:33:40,850 --> 00:33:43,850 hey 344 00:33:46,029 --> 00:33:58,899 girls want to go down this very science-y shadow 345 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:20,719 teachers looks like our way to meet you thanks and parts of Mallory 100 346 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:25,459 continues on his way to capture and i'll be feel valuable player 11 hours and 347 00:34:25,460 --> 00:34:29,060 seven straight down on your date for biology bathroom okay well maybe trying 348 00:34:29,060 --> 00:34:31,820 nothing that befalls ok if you don't become enlightened 349 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:51,470 okay Heidi seriously affected that matter that i'm on i'm taking out maybe 350 00:34:51,469 --> 00:35:02,600 yesterday about ok i will try and tell me what makes elbow not surprising that 351 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:14,810 comes from Koji kitchen for my waters mr. be okay bring on the heat gonna be 352 00:35:14,810 --> 00:35:18,410 generally i'm old ones up here's a bitch 353 00:35:21,350 --> 00:35:27,080 students and teachers alike swirled into the whirlwind of mr. dude you gave me 354 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,060 that one doing not my birthday 355 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:31,779 thank you 356 00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:35,890 I love to do ok almost everybody 357 00:35:36,850 --> 00:35:41,080 mom you wouldn't believe the game today you want no great loss but you should 358 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,340 see the city it was unbelievable bottom of the night and boom he was like Barry 359 00:35:45,340 --> 00:35:48,340 Bonds wow it's your dad's excited 360 00:35:49,570 --> 00:35:54,490 who needs a hug 361 00:36:03,390 --> 00:36:06,390 you watch late 362 00:36:07,510 --> 00:36:09,540 hi 363 00:36:09,540 --> 00:36:11,660 I know you keep to yourself mister 364 00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:14,660 Michael please come 365 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:27,310 we should I don't bother you but you do something to me and then I started 366 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:30,070 thinking that i can only be feeling that sort of you know whatever unless the 367 00:36:30,070 --> 00:36:32,680 other person who's doing it to me is also feeling that kind of something it 368 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:36,129 does not make any sense to you that makes all the sense in the world 369 00:36:36,130 --> 00:36:40,390 really yeah really does and i would it really 370 00:36:41,130 --> 00:36:49,170 really like they don't have coffee with you sometime or bowling only yeah oh 371 00:36:49,170 --> 00:36:55,259 yeah I'm pretty sure like moving a lot but the fact is I can't 372 00:36:57,110 --> 00:37:00,180 and something 373 00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:19,680 state you are very attractive coming to me nothing to call you teased 374 00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:35,240 I'm not going to know when your specific the go on my parents bedroom that 375 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:38,629 something happened that night only 376 00:37:38,630 --> 00:37:47,870 Mr D you say please and you said Mr D wonder if I seem sticky I don't know you 377 00:37:47,870 --> 00:37:54,259 tell me how did you know I've been my feelings for a man I've never even met 378 00:37:54,260 --> 00:37:59,720 and somehow you knew I can't hide it anymore Matt I'm in love with mr. t I 379 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:02,870 distinctly heard you say I think I don't 380 00:38:02,870 --> 00:38:05,870 hey I'm not the one who's being unfaithful 381 00:38:07,340 --> 00:38:10,340 oh great now you're gonna go sleep on the couch 382 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:34,939 well I guess you're gonna go crazy 383 00:38:35,450 --> 00:38:38,450 might as well dress for it 384 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:56,350 yeah 385 00:38:58,350 --> 00:39:03,390 I don't think my dad even knew what he was looking for that didn't stop him 386 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:09,580 was a man on the mission unrelenting obsessed 387 00:39:10,750 --> 00:39:26,620 hi catch huh my chair 388 00:39:27,340 --> 00:39:38,710 Oh Carl wants to know what characterizes target genes can anyone help out 389 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:45,970 everyone knows the answer 390 00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:54,490 fucking the characterized extensions of the cell membrane can teach classes 391 00:39:54,490 --> 00:39:57,490 after school or on weekends 392 00:39:59,410 --> 00:40:32,379 mr. D'Angelo wanted you all to prepare your lessons to go do that order that 393 00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:35,319 emergency up work you'll have to call you back 394 00:40:35,319 --> 00:40:38,319 that's a physical impossibility 395 00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:44,370 hello Ellie I'm so glad I caught you 396 00:40:44,370 --> 00:40:47,880 I've been worried sick again this morning to apologize and you're comin 397 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:51,480 already at school I was trying to locate a great book that i forgot about we've 398 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,810 got your lunch in your briefcase with you also forgot i know i know i know 399 00:40:54,810 --> 00:40:58,500 this could be a change of clothes and some shoes and some socks too but we 400 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:02,370 already on the road and we're part of this but you not tell me Elliot 401 00:41:02,370 --> 00:41:06,990 believing everything is gonna be okay I got him mad 402 00:41:06,990 --> 00:41:15,299 the Angelo i'll tell you about when you're gonna need a serious question 403 00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:19,140 your mom white is mr. d 404 00:41:19,140 --> 00:41:22,470 the effect he doesn't everybody and I thought it was gonna be a tough one 405 00:41:23,070 --> 00:41:26,340 humor me well he treats us like we're his friends 406 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,270 I mean his lessons art lessons mystery the pole classes 407 00:41:31,650 --> 00:41:36,180 you know what I mean all I understand is that mystery is the key word here what 408 00:41:36,180 --> 00:41:38,580 am I saying sir with all due respect that's right here in his role of its 409 00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:42,930 secret of his popularity look at this straight a's across the board without 410 00:41:42,930 --> 00:41:44,370 exception 411 00:41:44,370 --> 00:41:48,750 I mean who wouldn't love this guy they're all gone to Harvard telling me 412 00:41:48,750 --> 00:41:51,750 to contact mr. day and have him come in here please 413 00:41:53,580 --> 00:41:56,759 so mad cannot yeah like a training 414 00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:00,030 yeah shower all the fruit loops 415 00:42:00,030 --> 00:42:06,600 very good this is a delicate situation i know it is i need to analysts in a 416 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,330 manner which will prevent you further embarrassment 417 00:42:09,330 --> 00:42:17,069 I know you do I know you don't get the fewest don't worry 418 00:42:17,070 --> 00:42:24,300 clarity is just around come in and see me yesterday I wanted to be the first to 419 00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:27,600 congratulate you seem to have made a little bit of history down at the 420 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,930 National Board of Education really yes you're the first teacher to ever have an 421 00:42:30,930 --> 00:42:34,740 entire class machine straight a's using the standardized tests 422 00:42:34,740 --> 00:42:39,509 oh wow oh and they have said over this little token of their appreciation and 423 00:42:39,510 --> 00:42:40,380 gratitude 424 00:42:40,380 --> 00:42:45,300 well well I'm not very proud of those kids all very proud of you keep up the 425 00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:45,870 good work 426 00:42:45,870 --> 00:42:54,690 congratulations thank you sir that oh well congratulations thank you 427 00:42:54,690 --> 00:43:00,840 hey thank you oh I like that I think this belongs to you as well 428 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,869 oh yeah 429 00:43:03,869 --> 00:43:06,869 thank you 430 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:15,329 standardized tests standardized test system you can't cheat on standardized 431 00:43:15,329 --> 00:43:18,329 tests I know 432 00:43:20,279 --> 00:43:28,890 yeah okay and until that the only reason doing is late is because his father 433 00:43:28,890 --> 00:43:32,009 called and needed it don't tell me a roll 434 00:43:32,009 --> 00:43:41,279 hey there hi i got the day off you want to do so 435 00:43:41,279 --> 00:43:47,849 honey please I'm sorry don't you need me 436 00:43:47,849 --> 00:43:52,140 net look I was just doing a last minute lesson plan checking situation and and I 437 00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:55,140 fell asleep honey please I need you right now 438 00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:10,500 Howie I'm sorry okay i want with people on a daily basis you have nothing 439 00:44:11,430 --> 00:44:14,640 you have everything that you seem determined to turn it into nothing 440 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:21,089 that's not true i just like a job our life in you show up in your pajamas 441 00:44:21,089 --> 00:44:24,089 thank God didn't see you 442 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:52,020 Ellie go Ellie Ellie down into schools out the casual Tuesday that when that's 443 00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:55,619 over plz shoutout 444 00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:05,460 why did I even think I had a chance to investigate afternoon coach afternoon i 445 00:45:05,460 --> 00:45:06,690 gotta break it out 446 00:45:06,690 --> 00:45:10,020 I'm not a very good coach either why they keep me here on staff 447 00:45:10,530 --> 00:45:15,420 I'm not sure we haven't won a game in any sports I started three years ago we 448 00:45:15,420 --> 00:45:19,470 got basketball season coming up and just buy it from softball games are quite 449 00:45:19,470 --> 00:45:21,660 naturally and you cannot really fast too 450 00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:24,660 ok ok 451 00:45:25,670 --> 00:45:28,670 ok 452 00:45:30,570 --> 00:45:34,220 I think you're really gonna enjoy it 453 00:45:34,220 --> 00:45:39,180 yeah 454 00:45:39,180 --> 00:45:40,799 that and 455 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,800 what's happened 456 00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:50,288 shouldn't confuse no not at all go for copy 457 00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:57,710 hello 458 00:46:08,180 --> 00:46:09,839 girls 459 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:14,880 oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah 460 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,800 yeah 461 00:46:21,390 --> 00:46:23,620 your shot darling 462 00:46:23,620 --> 00:46:25,910 yeah 463 00:46:25,910 --> 00:46:34,730 it's getting late you have to go how much time you have a lot don't you mean 464 00:46:34,730 --> 00:46:36,950 I've got montage materials marathon at home 465 00:46:36,950 --> 00:46:40,939 chop-chop snip-snip basically everything my apartment I don't want including in 466 00:46:40,940 --> 00:46:43,640 case you wanted me to share my old boyfriend 467 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:50,538 hmm then you a the kids got pasted on to finish a finals cool preparing see what 468 00:46:50,539 --> 00:46:55,700 you know that he will connect my please do some paper mache things could be 469 00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:59,509 messy you know Denise I should tell you that I'm spoken for 470 00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:21,870 yeah 471 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,160 I don't have everything unless they have you 472 00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:49,409 I'm anyone on that Warner jackass 473 00:47:50,579 --> 00:47:57,689 you're my jackass your dinner awaits 474 00:48:05,630 --> 00:48:18,589 and I night house chasing for the addams family i'll be my room chillin and yet 475 00:48:18,589 --> 00:48:21,859 please try not to come to school in your pajamas makes my life a living hell and 476 00:48:21,859 --> 00:48:24,859 it's bad enough already 477 00:48:27,470 --> 00:48:31,098 checkers major I'll be ready 478 00:48:33,359 --> 00:48:38,970 hey kiddo 479 00:48:39,599 --> 00:48:45,299 listen I'm sorry I embarrassed you in front of your girlfriend she's not my 480 00:48:45,299 --> 00:48:58,799 girlfriend will never be my girlfriend yet my heart hurt 481 00:48:58,799 --> 00:49:06,390 well it's not really your heart one sure feels like it i know it doesn't it'll go 482 00:49:06,390 --> 00:49:07,170 away 483 00:49:07,170 --> 00:49:17,279 I don't want to do you make it hurts but I feel alive mr. decent but sometimes in 484 00:49:17,279 --> 00:49:23,730 order to be truly alive sometimes need to feel things even if it's well that's 485 00:49:23,730 --> 00:49:27,480 just one way of looking at it but remember how you told me to solve my 486 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,900 problems by putting them on a linear branching logic tree 487 00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:36,779 logic3 yeah absolutely yeah well I kind that that's great but then mr. dealogic 488 00:49:36,779 --> 00:49:40,200 seem to make a lot more sense to me so I think I'm gonna go with that 489 00:49:41,130 --> 00:49:46,049 oh he thinks that I feel better 490 00:49:46,049 --> 00:49:49,049 alright have a good night 491 00:49:49,980 --> 00:50:05,670 he cut down my tree now class in honor of the beginning of our study of human 492 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:06,540 anatomy 493 00:50:06,540 --> 00:50:11,340 good morning will be jammas know Clyde no pajamas today but I do have something 494 00:50:11,340 --> 00:50:16,200 that I think you're going to enjoy now class everyone come on up here and 495 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:25,500 gather around my desk and everyone take a look at this now can anyone tell me 496 00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:28,920 what this fleshy mass is something from the cafeteria 497 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:37,710 it's a long left side most likely male very good Devin that's right mr. what's 498 00:50:37,710 --> 00:50:40,950 that to thinking let me show you watch this 499 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:48,690 oh that it's pretty awesome isn't it 500 00:50:48,690 --> 00:50:53,369 and that is going on inside every one of you right now let's try it all together 501 00:50:53,369 --> 00:50:54,150 all right 502 00:50:54,150 --> 00:50:57,150 deep breaths together follow me 503 00:50:57,740 --> 00:51:06,049 Barbie's chalk 504 00:51:06,050 --> 00:51:11,750 oh I'll get you a new box thank you hey guys eat sushi 505 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:21,050 that's good ok then in out and no one and A two and feel the stretch now 506 00:51:21,050 --> 00:51:23,750 that's good alright 507 00:51:23,750 --> 00:51:28,850 jazzercise there we go sorry we were just studying the lung 508 00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:36,200 thank you for the shock 509 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:52,879 let's try that again ok here we go everybody shut up 510 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:05,339 anybody yeah give me out anybody tell me what that was an example of 511 00:52:07,540 --> 00:52:20,200 thinking Thank You chase 512 00:52:24,710 --> 00:52:30,830 ok people will pop quiz thursday may still need to think for a second okay 513 00:52:32,030 --> 00:52:41,780 yeah yourselves basics have a good lunch and carrot because a get-together for me 514 00:52:41,780 --> 00:52:48,590 know where the great humanitarians the world Eleanor Roosevelt she once said 515 00:52:48,590 --> 00:52:51,590 do one thing everyday that scares you 516 00:52:52,220 --> 00:53:03,080 you guys comfortable thank you for your time here it is the moment of truth 517 00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:09,380 why do what my heart is telling me live like a puppy gravel beg for forgiveness 518 00:53:09,380 --> 00:53:13,520 know you think I'm geek 519 00:53:14,630 --> 00:53:19,520 hmm i think it's a deke yeah well he's not I'm not my dad 520 00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:36,180 yeah 521 00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:41,848 I'm looking your moon 522 00:53:55,369 --> 00:53:59,660 what what nothing 523 00:54:00,589 --> 00:54:07,700 good morning everyone that I yeah I just got a phone call from a few Evans 524 00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:12,799 parents very unpleasant call maybe feel a little tense but if you come down to 525 00:54:12,799 --> 00:54:16,369 my office after class I'd like to share this tension with you 526 00:54:16,369 --> 00:54:19,369 yes sir 527 00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:26,890 unbelievable baskets for any sign of weakness and a chance on your nuts like 528 00:54:26,890 --> 00:54:28,870 an African rhino 529 00:54:28,870 --> 00:54:39,880 yeah what's my therapist was it might be imprudent hey Matt you've got your moon 530 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,880 pie but oh right 531 00:54:51,620 --> 00:54:54,799 yeah 532 00:54:56,859 --> 00:55:26,410 go ahead laugh laugh all you want i owe you a moon after the Germans and mom 533 00:55:26,410 --> 00:55:30,640 made sure dad always had an extra change of clothes the oxygen-rich blood leaves 534 00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,859 the heart and I count 10 535 00:55:32,859 --> 00:55:35,859 wait a second mr. Warner that's what we said before you come along 536 00:55:36,369 --> 00:55:40,839 it doesn't yeah yeah actually generate returns to the heart via the capillary 537 00:55:40,839 --> 00:55:43,269 surrounding the alveoli after being here 538 00:55:43,269 --> 00:55:47,348 oh that's probably right i mean that's definitely right i mean very good that's 539 00:55:47,349 --> 00:55:49,900 good look if anyone else has any idea what I'm talking about just let me in on 540 00:55:49,900 --> 00:55:50,710 it okay 541 00:55:50,710 --> 00:55:58,960 hey mr. Morgan your idea thanksgiving is this the real no no no don't tell me I 542 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:05,109 already know the guy you're looking for you to cross the that's one small step 543 00:56:05,109 --> 00:56:08,109 for man one giant pain in the end 544 00:56:14,820 --> 00:56:21,570 don't forget tomorrow we dissect basketballs and good luck to the front 545 00:56:21,570 --> 00:56:24,570 teeth 546 00:56:26,970 --> 00:56:30,720 sorry about the ovens boy I was demonstrating the function of the lungs 547 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:34,169 in the human body and he evidently became overly enthusiastic about the 548 00:56:34,170 --> 00:56:40,680 lesson and he young like you know pastor well he hyperventilated and any past 549 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:48,330 that that I didn't call you in here to talk about the amex boy or the fact that 550 00:56:48,330 --> 00:56:50,160 you pushed over national space hero 551 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:55,500 we have a problem here Matt I'll tell you what I know your father for a long 552 00:56:55,500 --> 00:57:00,510 time and that's probably the only reason why you're not on suspension but if this 553 00:57:00,510 --> 00:57:04,230 keeps up my loyalty won't stand in the way of what needs to happen to keep the 554 00:57:04,230 --> 00:57:07,920 school running away i believe we all wanted to run I know that sir and I'm 555 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:12,540 sorry I'm not looking for an apology met I want a decision I want you to decide 556 00:57:12,540 --> 00:57:15,779 whether or not you want to be an educator well I can't answer that right 557 00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:16,860 now so don't know 558 00:57:16,860 --> 00:57:22,560 no I don't think you can take a weekend pass 559 00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:30,270 you haven't father's on one you gotta stop holding onto things were as low as 560 00:57:30,270 --> 00:57:33,690 they could get any thought about winning teacher of the year has completely 561 00:57:33,690 --> 00:57:36,690 evaporated 562 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:45,609 and 563 00:57:45,609 --> 00:57:47,279 ok 564 00:57:47,279 --> 00:57:48,700 yeah 565 00:57:48,700 --> 00:57:57,220 me to do okay 566 00:58:05,870 --> 00:58:13,400 never before seen such an atrocious performance went up like Fred trucks 567 00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:20,420 it's brilliant because I wanted America coach what you doing in the stands and 568 00:58:20,420 --> 00:58:23,870 and why is everybody cheering this weekend filled out there know isn't it 569 00:58:23,870 --> 00:58:28,759 great mystery has taught me to redefine the term . you have to win to be a 570 00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,880 winner when he isn't just winning winning is losing with a winning 571 00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:35,540 attitude because if you lose like a winner and a loss is a victory no matter 572 00:58:35,540 --> 00:58:36,170 who wins 573 00:58:36,170 --> 00:58:39,680 especially if you lose something like that 574 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:44,240 now this might seem confusing but it's really quite simple because in scores 575 00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:54,979 reaching the following yeah mrs. John 576 00:58:57,819 --> 00:59:02,079 and the audience we got a basket but also to you mr. he said it was only a 577 00:59:02,079 --> 00:59:09,369 joke sportsmanship this expertise jeans I don't understand who is coaching 5 i'm 578 00:59:09,369 --> 00:59:10,449 not guys go 579 00:59:10,449 --> 00:59:29,769 I love who doesn't get it yet do guys we've got about 30 goals that's 30 580 00:59:29,769 --> 00:59:32,890 points coach articles and 30 points 581 00:59:32,890 --> 00:59:35,769 ok so basically you have no chance of winning this game is everybody having a 582 00:59:35,769 --> 00:59:36,399 good time 583 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:41,769 yeah trying their hardest yeah how much time we have not a lot you're handing 584 00:59:41,769 --> 00:59:44,769 here we've got the best more finely 585 00:59:48,660 --> 00:59:51,930 now this game i need to get all 586 01:00:11,269 --> 01:00:15,229 by comparison 587 01:00:15,229 --> 01:00:18,229 amateur detectives 470 elevated the professionals 588 01:00:20,239 --> 01:00:27,619 and he who used to turn signal when you're tailing someone and if you're 589 01:00:27,619 --> 01:00:31,249 gonna follow this course why not display yourself across mysteries with and save 590 01:00:31,249 --> 01:00:34,249 the gas money 591 01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:42,160 ok 592 01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:48,220 ok 593 01:00:50,090 --> 01:00:55,400 yeah 594 01:00:55,400 --> 01:01:01,640 even nature was calling my dad relax go home where it's warm and dry but no he 595 01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:11,270 was on a roll blind when you see push your luck man 596 01:01:13,039 --> 01:01:16,000 yeah 597 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,430 yeah 598 01:01:17,430 --> 01:01:19,609 yeah 599 01:01:19,610 --> 01:01:22,610 yeah 600 01:01:23,290 --> 01:01:29,529 oh right like my dad is gonna climb a fire truck ladder the guy who gettin 601 01:01:29,530 --> 01:01:40,540 those big enough onto a bathroom scale it was your energy i might be live here 602 01:01:40,540 --> 01:01:44,620 yeah that's right yeah okay yeah we don't be mad house I don't think that's 603 01:01:44,620 --> 01:01:46,150 any of your business 604 01:01:46,150 --> 01:01:52,660 get your punk ass up yeah look what your reaction to that full number 21 number 605 01:01:52,660 --> 01:01:58,810 21 it to what go home run around in the deep which one of you is me 606 01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:05,880 Oh God 607 01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:27,810 ok 608 01:02:28,559 --> 01:02:33,530 ok 609 01:02:33,530 --> 01:02:37,310 ok 610 01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:43,320 yeah 611 01:03:04,829 --> 01:03:07,140 yeah 612 01:03:07,140 --> 01:03:10,140 look at my clothes 613 01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:16,370 those fair and square loop our nation was founded on the principle of 614 01:03:16,370 --> 01:03:20,480 democracy and free drink when you got a minute 615 01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:24,050 tell me you want me to trade something for my own clothes assuming you like 616 01:03:24,050 --> 01:03:29,420 myself have experienced social financial reversal only properly continue to 617 01:03:29,420 --> 01:03:32,420 negotiate in the spirit of capitalism why you get that 618 01:03:33,350 --> 01:03:39,860 oh here here but what about these topics . no no thatthat's family are limiting 619 01:03:39,860 --> 01:03:43,490 my great-grandfather gave my grandfather and my might tell you 620 01:03:43,490 --> 01:03:46,790 ok deal but that's not even mine 621 01:03:46,790 --> 01:03:50,240 this respect a cantilever mr. he taught me anything that's a fair deal with a 622 01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:53,240 fair day it will be safe mister 623 01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:58,750 other 624 01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:07,760 yeah 625 01:04:11,030 --> 01:04:14,030 just when it looks like things couldn't get any stranger 626 01:04:19,610 --> 01:04:21,590 yeah 627 01:04:21,590 --> 01:04:32,180 this water 628 01:04:32,180 --> 01:04:37,370 I'm Michael D'Angelo I work with my husband DVD where he is you know I 629 01:04:37,370 --> 01:04:39,440 wouldn't worry about him too much 630 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:43,370 he's been following me since yesterday afternoon following you you know he's 631 01:04:43,370 --> 01:04:47,180 pretty stressed out right now and I don't have something that like to help 632 01:04:47,180 --> 01:04:50,180 clear things up you want 25 min from 633 01:04:56,620 --> 01:05:03,670 so this is your yearbook yeah then you must have known mr. Warner senior oh I 634 01:05:03,670 --> 01:05:09,340 didn't just not storming norming water i want to be him that's Matt's battle to 635 01:05:09,340 --> 01:05:13,360 right there 636 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:26,290 I should get home thinking when the Beast had learned we were still getting 637 01:05:26,290 --> 01:05:27,130 the paper 638 01:05:27,130 --> 01:05:30,130 thank you no good for me too 639 01:05:40,170 --> 01:05:48,119 yeah 640 01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:51,680 yeah 641 01:05:52,539 --> 01:05:55,749 ok 642 01:06:02,550 --> 01:06:10,110 yeah 643 01:06:12,580 --> 01:06:15,150 yeah 644 01:06:15,150 --> 01:06:19,080 yeah 645 01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:24,240 yeah 646 01:06:25,010 --> 01:06:28,010 ok Michael 647 01:06:30,490 --> 01:06:34,509 here's your Basin back to check up on your little 648 01:06:37,609 --> 01:06:42,739 yeah 649 01:06:44,430 --> 01:06:49,529 yeah 650 01:06:55,550 --> 01:06:58,550 yeah 651 01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:09,819 yeah 652 01:07:09,819 --> 01:07:13,119 yeah 653 01:07:15,020 --> 01:07:18,710 excuse me 654 01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:26,149 that's right let's go get someone to help you security 655 01:07:51,310 --> 01:07:57,160 Michael not since my own son matty and i had the privilege of knowing young man 656 01:07:57,160 --> 01:08:02,950 so empowered by the spirit of knowledge that he invites miracles northern border 657 01:08:13,829 --> 01:08:16,889 sorry Ellie 658 01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:23,890 I'm it so that high 659 01:08:26,259 --> 01:08:31,990 yeah 660 01:08:31,990 --> 01:08:34,160 I dad 661 01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:37,189 it was a scientist I don't think that you've been watching me because if you 662 01:08:37,189 --> 01:08:40,189 had been you probably would have told me to relax 663 01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:45,769 well I understand now that the shadows are gone 664 01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:50,870 you told me it takes less than death to kill a man 665 01:08:51,979 --> 01:08:55,910 well I don't want to keep dying bad and I won't 666 01:09:02,069 --> 01:09:05,069 thanks for listening 667 01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:14,649 hello class today I want you to close your textbooks and put away your pension 668 01:09:14,649 --> 01:09:20,620 papers because today is a pre . i want to know what you guys want to do 669 01:09:20,620 --> 01:09:26,080 anything at all those got an idea that mystique 670 01:09:26,799 --> 01:09:30,069 ok come on everyone out of your seat let's go come on 671 01:09:47,649 --> 01:10:00,670 obsession with mr. Deasy vanishing almost as fast as I guess my dad figure 672 01:10:00,670 --> 01:10:01,810 if you can't beat him 673 01:10:01,810 --> 01:10:05,080 you mind if we join you all tribes welcome 674 01:10:05,620 --> 01:10:08,620 ok cool kids 675 01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:21,940 hear me 676 01:10:21,940 --> 01:10:33,070 she's heart is weak sick though the flash my turn to dust my soul and strong 677 01:10:33,070 --> 01:10:35,049 or higher than ever before 678 01:10:35,050 --> 01:10:42,340 mr. pickle but being drunk breathing life like the wind 679 01:10:43,690 --> 01:11:03,460 party forever now any volunteers like a construction worker cowboy 680 01:11:08,239 --> 01:11:15,049 well mrs. Witherspoon don't give me a minute i want to say something to mr. 681 01:11:15,050 --> 01:11:17,780 D'Angelo I mean to mr. d 682 01:11:17,780 --> 01:11:22,039 then we'll head out get out great work dad in front of chase and kill me you 683 01:11:22,039 --> 01:11:32,119 know i can like that you do yeah what am i doing better i got you back there okay 684 01:11:32,119 --> 01:11:35,119 yeah I'll be there 685 01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:46,428 yeah yeah I guess I missed him i just wanted to thank him for today you'll 686 01:11:46,429 --> 01:11:49,460 have plenty of time for that I think you're gonna be here for a while 687 01:11:53,179 --> 01:11:58,159 chillin you know even if Mr D moved on to another school he'd always be a part 688 01:11:58,159 --> 01:12:04,789 of fallbrook just like grandpa audience you know and i'm mr. beuliss time is his 689 01:12:04,789 --> 01:12:14,030 story may be thinking perhaps me to my grandfather put on a dress but it was 690 01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:16,139 always telling me to take my shot 691 01:12:16,139 --> 01:12:20,880 to make every moment count 21 692 01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:23,920 yeah 693 01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:26,920 I guess I never really understood what he meant until I met mr. d 694 01:12:40,030 --> 01:12:41,450 yeah 695 01:12:41,450 --> 01:12:43,829 yeah 696 01:12:43,829 --> 01:12:46,829 yeah 697 01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:54,490 made 698 01:12:54,490 --> 01:12:56,949 yeah 699 01:12:56,949 --> 01:12:59,949 yeah 700 01:13:19,969 --> 01:13:23,150 yeah 701 01:13:23,150 --> 01:13:30,080 almost useless spectacularly masterminded by our very own mr. do what 702 01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:35,059 did you all be done with this group of boys sounds almost dynamics without 703 01:13:35,060 --> 01:13:37,610 waking up to divert with it 704 01:13:37,610 --> 01:13:41,150 ok here we are getting any other team's basket 705 01:13:42,380 --> 01:13:57,890 Jerry a mistake but something's happened I don't know if it's because we're just 706 01:13:57,890 --> 01:14:07,340 having a good time but every once in a while we pull off a pink in front that's 707 01:14:07,340 --> 01:14:10,340 what kid like him 708 01:14:19,370 --> 01:14:22,370 yeah 709 01:14:23,630 --> 01:14:25,269 yeah 710 01:14:25,269 --> 01:14:27,489 good morning class 711 01:14:27,489 --> 01:14:31,690 I have test scores 712 01:14:31,690 --> 01:14:37,960 no no groaning you hope did extremely well we get all of us everyone 713 01:14:38,530 --> 01:14:53,829 yes now when I call your names come up here and you get your test out to mr. . 714 01:14:53,829 --> 01:15:31,058 we're not really sure you'll be able to return the school are you can you not 715 01:15:31,059 --> 01:15:36,340 read yeah and you completely spell the name of this glass Iran i take it you're 716 01:15:36,340 --> 01:15:38,050 familiar with the principal's office 717 01:15:38,050 --> 01:15:40,619 I'm on my way 718 01:15:40,619 --> 01:15:44,459 any other comedians 719 01:15:44,459 --> 01:15:52,829 ok class yeah I know we're all I just tell you something about mr. d 720 01:15:54,570 --> 01:16:00,268 he's not gonna let any sickness get with his way you watch and see you just watch 721 01:16:00,269 --> 01:16:01,780 and 722 01:16:01,780 --> 01:16:04,780 mr. Warner are you okay 723 01:16:08,020 --> 01:16:10,380 I'm good 724 01:16:10,380 --> 01:16:14,310 oh and so are you with your first day of the year 725 01:16:16,650 --> 01:16:21,750 congratulations patty oh and Clyde you didn't do so bad yourself 726 01:16:22,590 --> 01:16:25,590 come on down 727 01:16:27,330 --> 01:16:31,110 my guys with us mr. geet 728 01:16:37,749 --> 01:16:43,989 take your time you're plenty of pencil what everybody around isn't nice 729 01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:50,920 good work 730 01:17:11,650 --> 01:17:15,519 it's gonna be okay 731 01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:24,940 he tried to tell me he hasn't carrier tired like cancer in your ear can see 732 01:17:24,940 --> 01:17:28,780 who's gonna coach the museum too small 733 01:17:28,780 --> 01:17:32,500 what matters 734 01:17:32,500 --> 01:17:38,920 I'm shut up bread like me what I make you think Bigfoot's problem you but this 735 01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:45,190 no problem is going you know what the day wouldn't be very happy to show you 736 01:17:45,190 --> 01:17:52,659 guys fighting you know mr. people here are you students are you talking about 737 01:17:53,290 --> 01:17:58,000 well you don't have to be here to actually be I don't follow 738 01:17:58,510 --> 01:18:02,830 guys look every single day your teachers stand up in front of your classes and 739 01:18:02,830 --> 01:18:09,010 they give you things not just great i give your knowledge what they learned 740 01:18:09,010 --> 01:18:12,310 they give to you and every time you give something to someone you give just a 741 01:18:12,310 --> 01:18:16,840 little part of yourself which means that all of you have a little bit of me miss 742 01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:20,710 Davies and mr. parks and all of you have a little bit 743 01:18:20,710 --> 01:18:24,909 Mr D here guys 744 01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:32,650 you just gotta know where to look and science 745 01:18:34,990 --> 01:18:38,210 doing 746 01:18:38,210 --> 01:18:41,210 your memory yeah yes 747 01:18:44,510 --> 01:18:47,510 she likes me she really likes me 748 01:18:58,530 --> 01:19:02,730 hey coach I have a word with you of course that's what I'm thinking 749 01:19:16,270 --> 01:19:19,480 anywhere you go and i'll be back 750 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:25,240 well just remember if you go out to put your clothes on 751 01:19:25,820 --> 01:19:31,460 yeah 752 01:19:45,430 --> 01:19:48,430 Michael 753 01:19:52,010 --> 01:19:55,010 seemed to be having a lot of one-way conversation slightly 754 01:19:57,040 --> 01:20:01,360 I think about why you're such a great teacher as you don't just teach the 755 01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:04,360 students to teach the teachers do 756 01:20:05,150 --> 01:20:09,950 my dad used to always talk about the miracles of Education he was Teacher of 757 01:20:09,950 --> 01:20:17,840 the Year 43 times but you taught me one of two things that even he couldn't and 758 01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:22,190 I just wanted to thank you for that Michael mr. d 759 01:20:26,370 --> 01:20:31,920 yeah 760 01:20:33,690 --> 01:20:39,750 amen and a couple of things from you too 761 01:20:56,130 --> 01:21:08,520 so Emma this isn't gonna call the human sacrifices it i'll give you a hand 762 01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:16,530 I am the father of genetics Devon gregor mendel that's right that's absolutely 763 01:21:16,530 --> 01:21:18,989 right i'm Gregor Mendel and I have a big problem 764 01:21:18,989 --> 01:21:25,739 yeah your wardrobe actually you know what that is a problem but i also have a 765 01:21:25,739 --> 01:21:29,730 bigger problem that I was hoping that my apprentices could help me out with I 766 01:21:29,730 --> 01:21:34,110 need to conduct several experiments and I need to use a particular plant now 767 01:21:34,110 --> 01:21:39,630 which plan should i you mean Tommy and the winner is 768 01:21:40,350 --> 01:21:47,310 p plans very good Patti in 1929 the nation's economy was cut to its knees by 769 01:21:47,310 --> 01:21:50,310 what devastating event 770 01:21:51,510 --> 01:21:54,510 nobody 771 01:21:56,300 --> 01:22:00,619 nobody knows this who has been teaching you this year 772 01:22:01,489 --> 01:22:05,900 this is history isn't it no my parents anything you need to redefine your 773 01:22:05,900 --> 01:22:11,150 parent that's about you better tell the story the proper term is here and her 774 01:22:11,150 --> 01:22:12,259 story 775 01:22:12,260 --> 01:22:18,380 what is in her story one more word and all of you will be telling your stories 776 01:22:18,380 --> 01:22:21,380 to the principal I'm on my way 777 01:22:22,940 --> 01:22:25,940 who's going with me 778 01:22:29,250 --> 01:22:31,199 yeah 779 01:22:31,199 --> 01:22:42,449 landy so what Mendel I mean what I may we join you 780 01:22:43,530 --> 01:22:47,099 come on him lunch is right back there 781 01:22:49,709 --> 01:22:59,400 hey gonna have to do it to me this afternoon everybody that moon pie you 782 01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:00,690 must have seen my shrink 783 01:23:00,690 --> 01:23:05,999 no but I've seen a lot you have a good day you two going to the game Warner of 784 01:23:05,999 --> 01:23:08,999 course it's our last game of the season right 785 01:23:10,289 --> 01:23:13,499 hey heads up to me I old you want 786 01:23:13,499 --> 01:23:22,170 thanks Joey let's suit up for the game hello hey guys i don't think mr. DeWitt 787 01:23:22,170 --> 01:23:24,059 like this pregame attitude 788 01:23:24,059 --> 01:23:27,900 well who's gonna tell i will now listen guys I got a little addition for 789 01:23:27,900 --> 01:23:30,900 uniforms and I think you're gonna like come here come here I want you to take 790 01:23:30,900 --> 01:23:31,888 these wristbands 791 01:23:31,889 --> 01:23:36,179 come on come on all of you now look guys I know that there's a big part of this 792 01:23:36,179 --> 01:23:40,139 team that isn't here right now but we know where to find dope and we owe it to 793 01:23:40,139 --> 01:23:42,690 miss the deep to get out there and have a great time 794 01:23:42,690 --> 01:23:46,759 now who's got the best for Brian basketball come on and sit on it 795 01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:50,840 yeah 796 01:23:55,480 --> 01:24:03,940 i mean we actually could live 797 01:24:06,370 --> 01:24:10,180 yep that's plain rebounding scoring almost winning 798 01:24:14,850 --> 01:24:17,850 yeah 799 01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:38,950 Madden companies that are you doing better 800 01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:43,630 no you're gonna fall in front of a crowd this size of the biggest game of you 801 01:24:43,630 --> 01:24:54,760 gotta be something like this that's really works 802 01:24:55,360 --> 01:24:58,360 I don't know the first 11 803 01:25:07,619 --> 01:25:13,320 this is really good to me we could make this thing we can really look like a 804 01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:16,259 little doesn't matter because you guys are so unbelievable 805 01:25:16,260 --> 01:25:19,499 I'm just really proud just what 806 01:25:19,499 --> 01:25:23,219 oh yeah what's the point what I'm gonna get 807 01:25:23,219 --> 01:25:27,419 ok ok we're going to be about 30 seconds left I like to hang onto the ball for as 808 01:25:27,419 --> 01:25:33,840 long as you can before you shoot ok let's lose the ball so what's your 809 01:25:33,840 --> 01:25:39,809 straight work friend Stan defense 810 01:25:43,770 --> 01:25:45,990 ok 811 01:25:45,990 --> 01:25:49,500 the first 812 01:25:57,579 --> 01:25:59,199 yeah 813 01:25:59,199 --> 01:26:02,199 yeah 814 01:26:02,820 --> 01:26:06,440 yeah 815 01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:10,910 yeah 816 01:26:16,040 --> 01:26:20,450 it's time we have enough 817 01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:25,160 then take his helmet okay 818 01:26:25,160 --> 01:26:30,080 hey we're playing a game here ok so it's time to step up 819 01:26:30,650 --> 01:26:33,860 I'm ready when you are man come on guys let's go 820 01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:06,449 yeah 821 01:27:06,449 --> 01:27:09,449 yeah 822 01:27:30,430 --> 01:27:45,010 yeah 823 01:27:47,809 --> 01:27:55,969 they have a one more vital and I'm gonna stop you now you gotta get going to get 824 01:27:55,969 --> 01:27:57,530 you off that 825 01:27:57,530 --> 01:28:04,579 yeah and everything not everything Michael money let me to not fair 826 01:28:06,229 --> 01:28:13,039 oh boy alright