1
00:01:11,167 --> 00:01:12,250
Hello and welcome..

2
00:01:12,375 --> 00:01:14,208
...to your
favourite-favourite radio station.

3
00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:15,750
Salaam Namaste!

4
00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:17,667
And you're with me, Ambar..

5
00:01:17,792 --> 00:01:20,667
...cool as a cucumber,
spicy as sambar, and..

6
00:01:20,792 --> 00:01:22,375
Lucky as a lottery number.

7
00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:23,542
And for those of you..

8
00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,000
...who haven't crawled
out of your blankets yet..

9
00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:29,500
That was your morning alarm.
It's just ten to nine.

10
00:01:29,625 --> 00:01:31,875
And it's a warm summer
morning in Melbourne city.

11
00:01:32,042 --> 00:01:34,000
At nine sharp, tune into my program,

12
00:01:34,083 --> 00:01:36,458
Chit-Chat, where I'll introduce you..

13
00:01:36,583 --> 00:01:39,833
To some successful Indians living
in Melbourne, so that you too..

14
00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,458
Are inspired to succeed.
Today we'll be talking to..

15
00:01:42,583 --> 00:01:45,625
The head chef of the Nick
of Time restaurant, Nick.

16
00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:48,250
That's in 10 minutes. So
stay tuned. And till then..

17
00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:50,917
Here's a song to keep
your morning tea company.

18
00:02:34,042 --> 00:02:35,417
Where's the fire guys? .

19
00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:40,750
Nikhil Arora has had only one
problem ever since he was a baby..

20
00:02:41,167 --> 00:02:43,833
He can't sleep at nights, and he
can't wake up in the mornings.

21
00:02:43,958 --> 00:02:46,667
Ever since, he has been
strangely fascinated with cooking..

22
00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:50,000
And while other boys played cricket,
he was playing kitchen-kitchen.

23
00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:52,083
Growing up, his dad
expressed a desire..

24
00:02:52,208 --> 00:02:53,500
That Nick would
become an architect and..

25
00:02:53,625 --> 00:02:55,458
...join his construction business.

26
00:02:55,583 --> 00:02:57,917
Nick fled to Melbourne
to become an architect,

27
00:02:58,042 --> 00:02:59,292
but how could a guy
who never drew a..

28
00:02:59,417 --> 00:03:00,875
Straight line back home in lndia..

29
00:03:01,042 --> 00:03:03,333
Design a Taj Mahal in Melbourne...?

30
00:03:03,458 --> 00:03:05,500
His interest in
cooking never left him and..

31
00:03:05,625 --> 00:03:07,833
Nikhil's parties were very popular.

32
00:03:07,958 --> 00:03:11,083
Somehow, Nikhil managed to become
an architect and even landed..

33
00:03:11,208 --> 00:03:12,625
A commission to design a restaurant.

34
00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,292
The owner never liked the outcome.

35
00:03:14,417 --> 00:03:18,083
But he loved Nick's food.
And Nikhil Arora became..

36
00:03:18,208 --> 00:03:20,292
The head chef of the
'Nick of Time' restaurant,

37
00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:21,708
Nick.

38
00:03:32,625 --> 00:03:37,625
Slow it down, yaar.
Who's screaming and why?

39
00:03:38,667 --> 00:03:42,000
I'm just.. I'm almost there.

40
00:03:43,125 --> 00:03:45,333
I'm right outside your studio yaar,
I'm looking for parking.

41
00:03:46,625 --> 00:03:48,333
Dude, please, give
your throat a break.

42
00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:50,042
I'm on my way, I'm already here.

43
00:03:50,167 --> 00:03:51,833
Just walk to the door,
I'm coming right in..

44
00:03:51,958 --> 00:03:53,167
There, I can see you .

45
00:03:57,625 --> 00:03:58,708
Did the alarm ring?

46
00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:06,125
When Deepan Nair's holler reverberated
through Kerala's greenery..

47
00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:08,917
Coconuts fell off the trees,
boats capsized in rivers and..

48
00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:11,083
Birds were forced to migrate to
Karnataka. Migrating to Melbourne..

49
00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:13,917
Deepan Nair transformed into Debonair,

50
00:04:14,042 --> 00:04:15,500
Was the 'mallu' with a passion, who,

51
00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:17,667
even if he can't sing, can
still make you sing-a-song. Now..

52
00:04:17,792 --> 00:04:22,458
He own Salaam Namaste radio
station and keeps humming at work,

53
00:04:22,917 --> 00:04:24,500
in the hope that someday,
someone will ask.

54
00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:26,542
Why don't you ever sing on air?

55
00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:29,583
This is something that will
never happen for another 40 years.

56
00:04:31,708 --> 00:04:33,792
Hambar.

57
00:04:39,542 --> 00:04:44,292
A for Ambar!
- Yay. Hambar. Nick is late!

58
00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:47,417
What do you mean, late?
- I think he's just woken up.

59
00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:52,042
After Ambar rejected
twelve men in Bangalore,

60
00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:54,125
her parents suspected that maybe

61
00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,458
she didn't want to get married at all.

62
00:04:55,833 --> 00:04:58,208
She denied it, but it was the truth.

63
00:04:58,333 --> 00:05:00,250
Her sister was the
only example she needed.

64
00:05:00,917 --> 00:05:02,500
When she came to
Australia for a year for..

65
00:05:02,625 --> 00:05:04,083
A university exchange program,

66
00:05:04,375 --> 00:05:08,375
Ambar fell in love.. with Melbourne.
She decided to stay on and..

67
00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:11,958
Joined medical school. Her
parents cut off all ties with her.

68
00:05:12,042 --> 00:05:13,958
To pay for her education, she joined

69
00:05:14,042 --> 00:05:15,667
Salaam Namaste Radio Station..

70
00:05:15,958 --> 00:05:18,417
And soon became the
most popular RJ there.

71
00:05:24,292 --> 00:05:27,208
Salaam Namaste! And now it's time

72
00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:29,458
to talk to our celebrity guest, Nick

73
00:05:29,792 --> 00:05:32,917
But there's one slight problem.
And it's this..

74
00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,542
Nick isn't
interested in talking to you.

75
00:05:35,792 --> 00:05:36,917
So what if you happen to be..

76
00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:41,417
The same customers who shell out
10 dollars for his 2-dollar dish.

77
00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:44,792
Nick doesn't care. Which is why
he never bothered coming here.

78
00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:47,625
In fact, he's sleeping.

79
00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:51,917
So it's obvious how much he
values your time and mine.

80
00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:56,833
Excuse me...

81
00:06:08,417 --> 00:06:09,667
And then I'd ask him why he changed.

82
00:06:09,792 --> 00:06:12,583
His name from Nikhil Arora to Nick?

83
00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:15,125
Nikhil is ugghhh. Nick is cool.

84
00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:19,167
Is he one of those Indians who
are ashamed of being Indian?

85
00:06:19,292 --> 00:06:20,375
I mean, what is this Nick business?

86
00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:23,583
Yo. I'm cool. I'm Australian.
I'm Nick .

87
00:06:23,708 --> 00:06:25,375
Crap! What's she doing? .

88
00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:26,792
What's worth thinking about is,

89
00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:29,542
what else is Nikhil Arora ashamed of?

90
00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:34,042
For example, is he ashamed of
his face? Maybe he's really ugly.

91
00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:38,458
Maybe that's why he became a chef.
To hide inside kitchens..

92
00:06:38,583 --> 00:06:41,083
And not show his face around.

93
00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:43,750
On that note, here's a song for you..

94
00:06:43,875 --> 00:06:44,917
What the...

95
00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:51,167
Hello.. Nick here .

96
00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:55,708
I'm almost there, yaar.

97
00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:59,583
But this chick, your announcer,
RJ-whatever.. what's her name?

98
00:06:59,708 --> 00:07:02,458
Hambar! - Hambar? What's
this Hambar babe doing yaar?

99
00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:05,458
Is this any way to talk about
a guest? I want to talk to her.

100
00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:09,125
Hello, is that Hambar?
Hambar, Nick here .

101
00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:10,625
What.. what're you doing?

102
00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:11,875
Taking an interview.

103
00:07:12,042 --> 00:07:13,167
Whose?
- Yours

104
00:07:13,292 --> 00:07:14,750
But I'm not there yet.

105
00:07:14,875 --> 00:07:15,958
Really?.

106
00:07:16,042 --> 00:07:17,167
I didn't even notice that.

107
00:07:17,292 --> 00:07:21,083
Listen yaar.. - Listen yaar!
You bloody Nikhil Arora!

108
00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:22,833
You.. Hambar! .

109
00:07:22,958 --> 00:07:24,083
Why the hell are you
calling me Hambar?

110
00:07:24,208 --> 00:07:25,875
Why the hell are you
calling me Nikhil Arora?

111
00:07:26,042 --> 00:07:28,042
Because it's your name .
- No, my name is Nick.

112
00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:29,458
Oh really! .

113
00:07:29,708 --> 00:07:32,875
Well, if you'd been here, I'd
call you whatever you wanted.

114
00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:36,083
Nick, Nicky, Marlon Brando.

115
00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:37,833
Hello, what's your problem?

116
00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:41,750
I hate latecomers. Because of
you my show didn't start on time.

117
00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:44,167
How does one late
start make a difference.

118
00:07:44,708 --> 00:07:47,208
To a clutch of Indian taxi drivers?

119
00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:55,583
Salaam Namaste people, and
this is the end of the show.

120
00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:59,417
And still, there's
absolutely no sign of Nikhil Arora.

121
00:07:59,917 --> 00:08:01,083
A small piece of advice,

122
00:08:01,208 --> 00:08:02,583
if you plan to go to 'Nick of Time'

123
00:08:02,708 --> 00:08:04,875
restaurant, be prepared to wait..

124
00:08:05,167 --> 00:08:09,542
Breakfast may appear by
lunch and lunch by dinnertime.

125
00:08:10,042 --> 00:08:13,083
I think they should rename
the restaurant 'Never on Time'.

126
00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,333
Anyway, it's goodbye
from me Ambar and.

127
00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:19,167
Keep listening to
Salaam Namaste, 101.5FM.

128
00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:47,417
Hey mate, you're bleeding .
- What?

129
00:08:50,292 --> 00:08:54,125
Are you Okay?
- I'm fine. l.. I don't like blood.

130
00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:56,625
You better see a doctor man.
- No doctor.

131
00:08:57,125 --> 00:08:58,208
I don't like doctors .

132
00:08:58,333 --> 00:08:59,792
But you're bleeding
- Stop saying that .

133
00:09:05,292 --> 00:09:06,375
Want to catch a movie?

134
00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,792
So, Jignesh, what's your diagnosis?

135
00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:20,833
The patient has been experiencing.

136
00:09:20,958 --> 00:09:22,125
A vague pain in the abdomen,

137
00:09:22,417 --> 00:09:26,083
followed by severe bouts of
constipation, vomiting, swelling,

138
00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:28,458
bleeding stools and
progressive weakness.

139
00:09:28,875 --> 00:09:30,083
A biopsy can be conclusive.

140
00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:34,167
But my diagnosis suggests
lymphosarcoma of the intestine,

141
00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:38,708
just what Rajesh Khanna had in Anand

142
00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:43,500
Made-in-Surat,
raised-on-khakra-dhokli,

143
00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,667
Jignesh Pandya's lone phobia was..

144
00:09:46,792 --> 00:09:48,750
That he'd spend his
whole life squatting behind..

145
00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:50,542
The Archana Sarees cash register.

146
00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:52,000
Unlike his father, the millions.

147
00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,958
Wouldn't make life
worth swatting away.

148
00:09:54,042 --> 00:09:57,792
Perhaps it was fear that drove him
to pass the medical entrance test

149
00:09:57,917 --> 00:10:00,917
But now, homesick in Australia,
he's regretting his decision.

150
00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:05,542
Very nice, Jignesh. Good job.

151
00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:11,292
Forty!
<i>'</i> BUt why?

152
00:10:11,417 --> 00:10:14,000
Because I know,
you've skipped homework..

153
00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:17,000
...and you'll copy it
off me, so twenty more.

154
00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,375
When dad finds out
that he's sponsoring..

155
00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:21,792
...the education of
two instead of one..

156
00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:23,458
Long live Archana Sarees!

157
00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:26,167
Now give me a hundred dollars more.
- What for?

158
00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,458
Because a friend is always
there when you need him.

159
00:10:29,042 --> 00:10:30,833
Forget it. Why don't
you go rob your dad?

160
00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:40,417
Amby.. I'm sorry.

161
00:10:40,542 --> 00:10:41,667
It's just a loan damn it!

162
00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:43,250
I won't charge you for
the next five classes.

163
00:10:44,042 --> 00:10:45,333
But, a hundred dollars..

164
00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:47,625
Simone's wedding. I
need to buy a dress.

165
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,875
Simone's.. getting married?

166
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,500
Why? Didn't you get an invitation?

167
00:10:54,375 --> 00:10:55,500
No.

168
00:10:56,917 --> 00:11:00,000
Don't feel bad, next time you will.

169
00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,458
By the way, I'll
need your car tomorrow.

170
00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,208
Okay? Thank you! Bye!

171
00:11:12,417 --> 00:11:14,208
Why the hell do you want
to ruin my reputation?

172
00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:18,792
You forgot the bay leaf, the
cardamom is almost non-existent

173
00:11:22,625 --> 00:11:25,000
And please, everybody, come here.

174
00:11:27,542 --> 00:11:28,708
Just because salt is cheap does..

175
00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:30,292
...not mean we need to
put it in everything.

176
00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:33,667
We are not in India now..
please, go easy on the salt.

177
00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:37,417
Now, I need to go
and pee. Promise me..

178
00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:40,292
You won't use the next five
minutes to ruin another dish.

179
00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:43,917
Promise me!
- We promise, boss!

180
00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:45,625
Thank you! Excuse me.

181
00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,792
Looks just like home-cooked food.
- Thank you boss

182
00:11:53,042 --> 00:11:55,458
So who needs to eat out? They
could have just made this at home.

183
00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:00,792
Do you know the difference
between a wife and a mistress?

184
00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:02,750
I don't have either, boss.

185
00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:04,000
No?

186
00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:10,000
A wife wears a sari, a
mistress wears a micro-mini.

187
00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:14,167
A wife wears a wedding thread, for
the mistress, a diamond necklace.

188
00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:18,292
A wife wears a cotton nightgown,
the mistress gets a red lingerie.

189
00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:23,750
And that is now a mistress.
Get it? Good.

190
00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:27,125
Boss. Dheka's looking for you.
- So?

191
00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,542
He looks quite angry!
- Tell me something I don't know.

192
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:31,000
I've dammed a waterfall here.

193
00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:46,417
It's amazing how
Aslam Dheka flew from..

194
00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:49,125
...Dhaka to Melbourne on one ticket.

195
00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:52,792
He sat on two seats and
ate enough food for three.

196
00:12:53,042 --> 00:12:56,625
The sound of his belch is
still echoing in that Boeing 747.

197
00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:59,625
He spent his life savings
in buying a hot dog stall.

198
00:13:00,042 --> 00:13:01,167
Dheka was a happy man..

199
00:13:01,292 --> 00:13:02,875
...he ate some and he sold some.

200
00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:04,208
Then luck smiled on him.

201
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,958
While a lawyer was
eating his last hot..

202
00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:10,000
...dog a drunken
driver trashed his cart.

203
00:13:10,292 --> 00:13:13,792
They sued and Dheka struck gold.

204
00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:17,292
Overnight he became the owner
and chief patron of 'Nick of Time'.

205
00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:19,000
You see?

206
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,292
See what?

207
00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:25,875
See nothing! No people,
no customers, no-one! Why?

208
00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:27,042
How should I know?

209
00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:28,958
Salaam Namaste! (Greetings)

210
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,125
Same to you.

211
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,625
All this happening
because of your radio station!

212
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:36,000
You are going late and my
restaurant is being insulted.

213
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,292
Now you better not
being late, ever again!

214
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:41,167
And if you are, I will fire you!

215
00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:45,375
Understand.

216
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:50,167
Tomorrow, ten o' clock sharp!
Understand? Otherwise..

217
00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,000
Fire?

218
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:54,917
Murder!

219
00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:07,083
Are you hearing the radio?

220
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:09,792
No, what is happening?

221
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,833
You put on radio and listen.

222
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:18,000
So Radhika, your first
novel is releasing tomorrow.

223
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,333
How are you going to celebrate?

224
00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:22,208
I guess I'll
celebrate with my husband.

225
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,042
Romantic dinner, pop some champagne.

226
00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:27,167
Which restaurant? Not
Nick of Time, I hope?

227
00:14:28,292 --> 00:14:29,708
Why? I've heard it's a nice place.

228
00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:30,917
Come on Radhika.

229
00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:34,000
Eating what someone
else has cooked is..

230
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,958
...like putting your
life in their hands.

231
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,917
Like a doctor, right?
- Right.

232
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:44,000
Then can you trust a man who lies,
who is never on time and..

233
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:48,292
Who doesn't even have the decency
to apologise for making you wait?

234
00:14:48,417 --> 00:14:50,333
I think it's disgusting. Tell me..

235
00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:52,875
Would you tolerate this
behaviour from your husband?

236
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:56,750
I'm sorry, but what's the connection?
- There is a connection!

237
00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:59,667
How can you trust a man
who's ashamed to be an Indian?

238
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,125
My god, you're really angry.

239
00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:07,208
Yes. And Mr Nikhil Arora will
have to face my anger until..

240
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:10,583
He calls and
apologises to my listeners.

241
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:15,958
It'll just break.

242
00:15:16,042 --> 00:15:18,042
Oh come on Dheka, who
listens to that show anyway?

243
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,208
I will tell you who is listening.

244
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,250
My wife is listening,
my son is listening.

245
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:23,875
My family is listening,

246
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,667
everybody is calling and
asking me, what is this?

247
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:30,250
They're all freeloaders anyway.
Think of all the money you'll save.

248
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,250
I will kill you. For the bad name.

249
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:37,000
You are giving to my restaurant,
I'll kill you.

250
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:39,375
Dheka, relax. You'll
have a heart attack.

251
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,833
I'll just call
Hambar and fix everything.

252
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:47,250
Good. Are you at the wedding?
- Just parking my car.

253
00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:50,208
I'm almost there, yaar.

254
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,792
Hello? Hello, I can't hear you.

255
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:34,542
Nice day isn't it?

256
00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:40,458
I'm Ron.. Ron.

257
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,000
I'm Lisa.

258
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:46,042
Lisa. Lisa's such a nice name,
Lisa. What do you do, Lisa?

259
00:16:47,292 --> 00:16:48,833
For 50 bucks, anything you want.

260
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,500
During his college days,
Ranjan Mathur was so busy studying..

261
00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,000
...that he was oblivious to the basic..

262
00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:56,583
...differences between boys and girls.

263
00:16:57,042 --> 00:16:59,000
Although he became a
successful architect,

264
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,833
his vision cleared up one day,

265
00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:02,292
when he suddenly realized that.

266
00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:03,833
The world didn't just
consist of buildings.

267
00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:06,125
There were other shapes as well
and they were much more interesting.

268
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:09,375
Since then, he has been
wearing his heart on his sleeve,

269
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,750
aiming for every girl
crossing his sights,

270
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,500
hoping that someday, somehow..

271
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:15,000
He'll manage to snag one for himself.

272
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:20,167
I've got to go.. Thank you..
- Ok.. Ok.. Forty..

273
00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:28,333
Who was that?

274
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:30,833
A friend.

275
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,333
From office?
- No. She lives nearby.

276
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,542
What was her name?
- Lisa.

277
00:17:37,542 --> 00:17:38,958
Let's give her a lift, yaar.

278
00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:40,417
The poor girl's standing
all alone at the bus stop.

279
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:41,875
No.

280
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:44,500
She's going the other way.
So it's pointless.

281
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:49,292
What...?
- How much was she asking for?

282
00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:51,000
Forty dollars.

283
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,417
Ron! Can't you tell?

284
00:17:55,750 --> 00:18:01,542
How could I? She smiled sweetly,
shook hands, even said her name.

285
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:02,875
I thought she was so friendly.

286
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,708
You must've started
planning your wedding already.

287
00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:08,625
What rubbish! I'm not that frustrated.

288
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:11,167
Only the engagement.

289
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:17,750
Tell me something, why
am I coming with you?

290
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:21,542
Because weddings are very boring
and I don't want to get bored alone.

291
00:18:22,042 --> 00:18:23,417
Thanks
- You're welcome.

292
00:18:24,292 --> 00:18:27,125
So, what are we listening?
- Salaam Namaste.

293
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,333
What? - I love to hear
you being praised on air.

294
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:32,042
Oh crap! You've heard it too?

295
00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,792
Of course, it's damn good fun!

296
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,583
That RJ is making you famous.

297
00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,375
You think this is funny?
- Very.

298
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:41,417
You're laughing and I've lost
half my clientele at the restaurant.

299
00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:42,917
Sue them.

300
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,000
Sue the damn radio station, yeah?

301
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,583
Causing of emotional distress..

302
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:49,292
...mental trauma,
character assassination.

303
00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:52,375
Hang on, let me just call
that Debonair character.

304
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,667
You be ready with this.

305
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,417
Hello.

306
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:57,875
I am going to sue you!

307
00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:02,000
Who is speaking please? - This
is Nick and I am going to sue you.

308
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:05,333
What for?
- What for! For..

309
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:09,375
Emotional distress and.. - Mental
trauma, character assassination.

310
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:12,958
I'm with a very big lawyer right now!

311
00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:14,917
My friend is with a very big lawyer.

312
00:19:15,042 --> 00:19:18,000
No, no! Not me! You, you are!
- No-no.. you, you.

313
00:19:19,042 --> 00:19:21,292
My friend is a very big lawyer.

314
00:19:22,042 --> 00:19:23,625
See, Mr Nikhil Arora..

315
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,042
Stop calling me that!

316
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:29,625
If one more person calls me
Nikhil Arora, then I will.. I'll..

317
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,125
I'll never talk to you again.
- I'll never talk..

318
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:34,000
Sorry yaar, I couldn't
think of anything else.

319
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:38,583
Listen! Why don't you
talk directly to Hambar?

320
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:41,458
Oh sure, come on.
Give me Hambar's number.

321
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:44,542
Don't worry. I will
connect you. Hold on.

322
00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:49,875
Hello listeners.
Breaking news on Salaam Namaste.

323
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:55,208
Nikhil Arora has just
called to apologise to Hambar.

324
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:59,458
We are taking you live
to the conversation.

325
00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:01,750
Hello.

326
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:02,958
Hambar?

327
00:20:03,042 --> 00:20:05,083
Ambar. The name is Ambar.

328
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:06,375
A. A for Ambar.

329
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:11,125
Oh.. and the name is Nick,
not Nikhil Arora, Okay?

330
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,583
You!
<i>'</i> Yes!

331
00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:16,667
So you've finally decided to
be sensible and say sorry.

332
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:19,458
Sorry? Are you crazy?

333
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:21,417
I'm calling because..

334
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,417
What you're doing is not right.

335
00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:26,625
And what am I doing?

336
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:28,667
You're ruining my reputation.
- How?

337
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,417
By calling me Nikhil
Arora for a start.

338
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:39,167
Oh, I am so sorry. I had no
idea you hated your name so much.

339
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,833
I won't do it again.
- Thank you.

340
00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:43,750
Nikhil Arora.

341
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:45,208
Nikhil.. Arora.

342
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:49,000
Stop it!
- Nikhil.. Arora.

343
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:56,417
Hambar..

344
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,667
What are you doing?

345
00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:08,292
If you can sing my name,
I can sing yours.

346
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:11,958
Listen, what's your problem?

347
00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:13,458
What's your problem?

348
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:15,875
Just because I was a little
late for your stupid show,

349
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:19,500
you're trying to destroy my life,
my career, everything?

350
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,542
I would have
tolerated your coming late,

351
00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:24,292
if you had the decency
to call and apologise.

352
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:25,500
AP0lOgise?

353
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,708
For a two-bit radio show?

354
00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:30,208
Forget it!

355
00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:35,458
Two-bit? Fine! Now
just wait and watch..

356
00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:38,542
How this two-bit radio show transforms
you from a chef to a waiter

357
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:47,208
Sorry.

358
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:51,000
Ah, sorry. That's better.

359
00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:53,500
You've finally come to your senses.

360
00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:56,000
What? I wasn't talking to you.

361
00:21:56,042 --> 00:21:58,542
It's all right Nikhil.
There's nothing to be ashamed of.

362
00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:00,708
You made a mistake, and
now you've apologized.

363
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,875
Now listen to me. I'm going
to give you another chance.

364
00:22:04,417 --> 00:22:07,083
But for that you'll have
to come on time for my show.

365
00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:08,333
I have an idea..

366
00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,417
Stuff your show in a
bag ; a garbage truck..

367
00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:13,417
...visits my restaurant every night.

368
00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:14,625
Nice one.

369
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:20,000
I'm sure it does. No one
eats at your joint anyway..

370
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:21,458
It must all go down the drain.

371
00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:32,250
Give her a last warning.

372
00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:35,125
Look Ambar, this is
your last warning..

373
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:37,833
Stuff your last
warning and listen to me.

374
00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:40,625
Unless you appear on my show
and apologise to my listeners..

375
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,750
I won't let you off
the hook. Now choose one.

376
00:22:43,042 --> 00:22:46,792
Your pride or your career?
You'll sacrifice at least one of them.

377
00:22:46,917 --> 00:22:48,583
You! You..

378
00:22:48,708 --> 00:22:50,250
Salaam Namaste.

379
00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:55,833
What happened?
- I think I won.

380
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,375
Good. Well done, I'm proud of you.

381
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,792
Obviously you're not
gaping like that at my food.

382
00:23:48,042 --> 00:23:49,333
My palm is itching.

383
00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:54,125
I have a feeling that the line
of romance is finally emerging.

384
00:23:55,292 --> 00:23:56,458
Congratulations.

385
00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:58,083
Who've you fallen for now?
- All five.

386
00:23:58,500 --> 00:23:59,708
I'm going to try for all five of them.

387
00:24:01,792 --> 00:24:04,667
I'll drop my
handkerchief and pick it up with a..

388
00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:06,292
Excuse me, I think you dropped this.

389
00:24:06,417 --> 00:24:08,833
Ron, it has your name on it.

390
00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:13,542
Yes! I'll drop it,
pick it up and say,..

391
00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:14,750
...it's mine, would
you like to keep it?

392
00:24:16,125 --> 00:24:17,500
Okay Ron, I have a lot of work.

393
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,583
Oi! Drop that!

394
00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:21,750
Why?

395
00:24:21,875 --> 00:24:23,000
Because it's not lunch-time yet.

396
00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:24,750
And you're spoiling my arrangement.

397
00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:26,792
Buzz off.
- You..

398
00:24:26,917 --> 00:24:28,875
What're you doing? He's a kid.

399
00:24:30,042 --> 00:24:33,208
That's the problem.
Why do people have kids?

400
00:24:33,917 --> 00:24:37,000
Why can't we just be born adults?
Irritating bloody creatures.

401
00:25:22,917 --> 00:25:24,000
Hello.

402
00:25:33,292 --> 00:25:34,625
She's going to break my back.

403
00:25:37,042 --> 00:25:38,458
Who's that guy?
- I don't know.

404
00:25:56,208 --> 00:25:57,333
Any luck?

405
00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:58,542
Lesbians.

406
00:25:59,542 --> 00:26:01,583
The first one said
we've never met before.

407
00:26:02,292 --> 00:26:04,250
The second one said the
handkerchief wasn't hers

408
00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:06,542
The third one said
"thank you", took it and left.

409
00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:09,792
And then, the Japanese girl.
First she bowed, then I bowed.

410
00:26:09,917 --> 00:26:11,083
She bowed again, so I bowed again.

411
00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:13,042
Before I
straightened up, she was gone.

412
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,500
Mind-blowing. So who's left?

413
00:26:18,417 --> 00:26:19,500
That Indian chick.

414
00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:21,792
She's quite hot.

415
00:26:21,917 --> 00:26:23,167
Yes and very smart.

416
00:26:24,042 --> 00:26:26,250
She's studying to be a surgeon.
She's in college with Simone.

417
00:26:27,958 --> 00:26:29,375
You've obviously done your research.

418
00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:33,750
Especially her. Because you've
been staring at her for so long.

419
00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:37,042
I don't know yaar,
there's something about her.

420
00:26:37,167 --> 00:26:38,750
There is, there is.

421
00:26:39,292 --> 00:26:41,458
Why don't you ask her for a dance?
- Really?

422
00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:42,833
You must.

423
00:26:42,958 --> 00:26:44,042
Got your handkerchief?

424
00:26:45,042 --> 00:26:48,167
0ye.. chef or architect?
- I think chef's cooler.

425
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:50,000
She's going to be a surgeon.

426
00:26:51,042 --> 00:26:52,875
Architect then.
- Good choice.

427
00:26:59,667 --> 00:27:02,167
Need some help? I give a
very good foot massage.

428
00:27:02,583 --> 00:27:05,000
Really, I have like a..
black belt in foot massaging.

429
00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:08,167
Really? And how many girls
have you tried that line on?

430
00:27:08,792 --> 00:27:10,250
We're all born with certain qualities.

431
00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:13,708
You're beautiful, I
give a good foot massage.

432
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,083
Nice dodge of the bouquet, by the way.

433
00:27:16,667 --> 00:27:19,000
You noticed? Quite impressive.

434
00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:21,000
They say that if you
catch the bouquet,..

435
00:27:21,167 --> 00:27:22,542
...you're next in line to get married.

436
00:27:22,792 --> 00:27:25,000
I know. So I didn't take a chance.

437
00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:29,375
You have a problem with marriage?
- Just a small one.

438
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:30,750
What?
- Husbands.

439
00:27:34,292 --> 00:27:36,833
So you're going to be a surgeon?
- Is the news out already?

440
00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:39,000
My friend over there.. Ron.

441
00:27:43,917 --> 00:27:45,542
He keeps a tab on
all the pretty girls.

442
00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,250
You're trying to give me a
compliment. - You noticed?

443
00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:51,167
Quite impressive.

444
00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:55,375
Dance?
- I'm sorry, my shoes hurt.

445
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:56,792
So leave them here.

446
00:27:56,917 --> 00:27:58,625
Don't be silly.
- No, I'm serious.

447
00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:00,000
Come on, I'll take mine off as well.

448
00:28:03,042 --> 00:28:04,167
Come on.

449
00:28:11,792 --> 00:28:14,583
A friend of mine keeps tabs on
all the handsome boys as well.

450
00:28:15,583 --> 00:28:19,125
Funny, she never
mentioned you. What's your name?

451
00:28:22,042 --> 00:28:25,042
Nick. Why? It's a nice name.

452
00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:27,792
And, what do you do?
- I'm an architect.

453
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:34,042
Architect? - Yes, why? I mean,
what do I look like?

454
00:28:34,167 --> 00:28:37,417
No.. I just happen
to know another Nick.

455
00:28:39,042 --> 00:28:40,167
And I thought I was going to be..

456
00:28:40,292 --> 00:28:41,458
The first Nick of your life.

457
00:28:45,042 --> 00:28:46,333
On crap!

458
00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:50,333
What happened?
- I hate kids! - You hate kids?

459
00:28:51,167 --> 00:28:55,042
I mean, not like that, but when
their parents let them loose..

460
00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:57,000
I mean, there ought to
be some discipline, right?

461
00:28:59,250 --> 00:29:01,750
I'm sorry. You like kids huh?

462
00:29:02,292 --> 00:29:03,417
Love them.

463
00:29:04,542 --> 00:29:07,917
Sarah, Amby, come on all the
bridesmaids, lets take a photo.

464
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,708
Excuse me.

465
00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:12,167
Don't go.

466
00:29:17,542 --> 00:29:21,000
Wait, hold it! Wait! Wait for me!

467
00:29:22,917 --> 00:29:24,458
Oh god, did I miss your wedding?

468
00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:27,250
Yes, I can't believe
you missed my wedding.

469
00:29:27,375 --> 00:29:29,583
I am so sorry baby, I'll
make it up to you, I promise.

470
00:29:30,542 --> 00:29:31,833
Nick, I'm in love.

471
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:35,583
Right
- No really, I'm in love.

472
00:29:37,583 --> 00:29:39,167
I'm in love with that girl!

473
00:29:39,292 --> 00:29:41,208
I'm going to marry her,
have kids with her and..

474
00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:44,208
I'll spend the rest of my
life with her. I swear it!

475
00:29:45,458 --> 00:29:47,000
No more champagne for you.

476
00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:51,917
Where's my
handkerchief .. my handkerchief?

477
00:29:52,042 --> 00:29:54,333
Say cheese.
- cheese.

478
00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:57,667
Everybody! Out of your clothes!

479
00:30:17,875 --> 00:30:20,000
One day, one moment, one life is..

480
00:30:20,083 --> 00:30:23,000
Alive in now, tomorrow flies.

481
00:30:27,625 --> 00:30:29,875
This day, this moment, this life,

482
00:30:30,042 --> 00:30:32,417
lives only for now, tomorrow flies..

483
00:30:32,542 --> 00:30:36,708
Like she flies.

484
00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:39,833
This day, this moment, this life,

485
00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:43,833
lives only for now, tomorrow flies..

486
00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:46,333
Like she flies.

487
00:30:48,042 --> 00:30:51,333
So, embrace life
with a smile and say..

488
00:30:51,792 --> 00:30:54,167
Salaam Namaste

489
00:30:54,292 --> 00:30:56,708
Salaam Namaste

490
00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:59,208
Salaam Namaste

491
00:30:59,333 --> 00:31:01,625
Salaam Namaste

492
00:31:37,542 --> 00:31:41,917
Everything alive is..
swinging to life.

493
00:31:42,542 --> 00:31:46,875
Come and discover the signs of life.

494
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,292
But how long really..

495
00:31:49,833 --> 00:31:51,833
Will it all last..

496
00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:57,000
Crumbling like walls
once the moment is past.

497
00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:00,333
So lift your hands,
clap a bhangra beat,

498
00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:02,667
come my love, let our heartbeats meet.

499
00:32:02,792 --> 00:32:05,125
A moment's ecstasy, a moment's excuse,

500
00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:07,292
time's so heartless,
so what's the use?

501
00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:11,458
My love, my love, my love

502
00:32:13,292 --> 00:32:16,708
So, embrace life
with a smile and say..

503
00:32:17,167 --> 00:32:19,583
Salaam Namaste

504
00:32:19,708 --> 00:32:22,000
Salaam Namaste

505
00:32:22,125 --> 00:32:24,583
Salaam Namaste

506
00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:27,083
Salaam Namaste

507
00:33:07,958 --> 00:33:09,833
Once upon a road..

508
00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:12,167
You'll find a boy..

509
00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:17,250
Who'll be passionate..
and give you every joy.

510
00:33:17,875 --> 00:33:22,208
Then put it in words, around a smile.

511
00:33:22,708 --> 00:33:27,167
Try your luck, she may be worthwhile.

512
00:33:28,167 --> 00:33:32,833
Life flies, so make it quick,
say your story now, my love.

513
00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:37,792
Youth and time are going, then
gone; never to return, my love.

514
00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:42,500
My love, my love, my love

515
00:33:43,667 --> 00:33:47,042
So, embrace life
with a smile and say..

516
00:33:47,417 --> 00:33:49,917
Salaam Namaste

517
00:33:50,042 --> 00:33:52,333
Salaam Namaste

518
00:33:52,458 --> 00:33:54,833
Salaam Namaste

519
00:33:54,958 --> 00:33:57,333
Salaam Namaste

520
00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:55,750
Why are you in a suit?

521
00:35:01,042 --> 00:35:04,333
Nick, how long does it
take to get to know someone?

522
00:35:05,042 --> 00:35:06,667
Depends. Sometimes one
meeting can be enough,..

523
00:35:06,792 --> 00:35:07,833
...sometimes a lifetime falls short.

524
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:12,208
One meeting.. so I'm
not being hasty then?

525
00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:13,917
What are you talking about Ron?

526
00:35:14,167 --> 00:35:15,250
I'm getting married, yaar.

527
00:35:16,667 --> 00:35:17,708
Good for you.

528
00:35:20,292 --> 00:35:21,417
I need some coffee.

529
00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:27,500
Ron, are you serious?

530
00:35:29,125 --> 00:35:30,208
When?

531
00:35:34,083 --> 00:35:35,167
To who?

532
00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:54,833
Can't believe Cathy.

533
00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:56,292
Can't believe Ron.

534
00:36:00,583 --> 00:36:01,875
I still owe you a foot massage.

535
00:36:02,542 --> 00:36:04,917
I know, my feet are really hurting.

536
00:36:06,292 --> 00:36:08,333
Apparently coffee's really
good for the feet as well.

537
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,000
Really?

538
00:36:10,375 --> 00:36:13,042
You're a doctor, you should know.

539
00:36:15,625 --> 00:36:16,708
So, shall we?

540
00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:18,458
I'm sorry, I have work.

541
00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:21,917
Well actually, even I
have a few appointments.

542
00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:26,375
Okay-

543
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:27,625
Some other time then?

544
00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:28,833
Sure.

545
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:31,333
Okay, bye.

546
00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:32,667
Bye.

547
00:36:35,583 --> 00:36:36,625
Am DY-.

548
00:36:37,833 --> 00:36:39,167
Are you sure you've got to go?

549
00:36:40,250 --> 00:36:41,708
Okay, let me check.

550
00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:50,875
Hi, it's me Ambar. Not Hambar, Ambar.

551
00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:54,458
A. A for Ambar. Forget it.

552
00:36:55,042 --> 00:36:56,917
Can somebody cover my show today?

553
00:37:01,708 --> 00:37:03,042
It's okay, I'll be there.

554
00:37:05,208 --> 00:37:06,292
Sorry.

555
00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:09,417
What happened?
- Hambar?

556
00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:13,583
My boss Debonair. He can't say Ambar.

557
00:37:19,833 --> 00:37:22,375
I guess.. I'll be going.

558
00:37:26,042 --> 00:37:29,917
Boss, everything's in the van.
I'll see you at the restaurant.

559
00:37:44,292 --> 00:37:45,917
Architect.
- Doctor.

560
00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:48,000
Nikhil Arora.
- Hambar.

561
00:37:48,292 --> 00:37:49,875
Shit!
- Crap!

562
00:37:52,042 --> 00:37:53,833
And she's completely
ruined my reputation.

563
00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:56,083
You're right.
- But what a girl!

564
00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:58,208
She's pretty, smart, funny.

565
00:37:58,958 --> 00:38:01,542
You're right. - But she
keeps calling me Nikhil Arora.

566
00:38:01,667 --> 00:38:02,833
She hates me.

567
00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:05,250
You're right. - But she can
really play volleyball, man.

568
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,583
But he's never on
time and he's very rude.

569
00:38:07,958 --> 00:38:10,250
That's true.
- But he's a damn good cook.

570
00:38:10,583 --> 00:38:13,000
The food at the wedding was superb!
- That's true.

571
00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:15,375
So, should I call her or not?
- Call her.

572
00:38:16,333 --> 00:38:19,417
What if she insults me again?
- You weren't any better.

573
00:38:19,542 --> 00:38:22,417
You threatened to sue her.
- But you told me to say that.

574
00:38:22,542 --> 00:38:23,750
And I'm telling you to call her.

575
00:38:23,875 --> 00:38:26,125
How can I call him?
He'll never talk to me.

576
00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:28,333
You insulted him first,
you should call him first.

577
00:38:28,458 --> 00:38:30,917
But she started it.
She should call first.

578
00:38:31,042 --> 00:38:34,625
But he threatened to sue me.
He should call first.

579
00:38:38,042 --> 00:38:39,458
It doesn't really
matter who calls first.

580
00:38:40,167 --> 00:38:41,500
Look, I think you ought to..

581
00:38:45,417 --> 00:38:46,500
You're calling him?

582
00:38:50,042 --> 00:38:52,458
Busy. He'll call me if he wants to.

583
00:38:58,458 --> 00:38:59,542
What happened? Well...?

584
00:39:00,542 --> 00:39:04,458
Busy. Forget it,
she'll call if she wants to.

585
00:39:18,583 --> 00:39:21,917
He was here at seven
o'clock sharp for the interview.

586
00:39:22,042 --> 00:39:25,917
The leopard changes his spots!
Hambar versus Nick.

587
00:39:42,417 --> 00:39:43,875
Aren't you going to give me the rest?

588
00:39:45,042 --> 00:39:47,417
These are for Debonair.

589
00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:55,958
Hambar versus Nick!

590
00:39:56,042 --> 00:39:57,583
Are you a chef or an architect?

591
00:39:57,958 --> 00:40:02,125
Well, an architect by qualification.
But a chef by choice.

592
00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:05,708
Then why did you become an architect?
- To make my Dad happy.

593
00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:08,125
And why did you become a chef?
- To make myself happy.

594
00:40:08,250 --> 00:40:09,458
All right.

595
00:40:09,583 --> 00:40:12,542
So if you meet a beautiful
girl and she asks you what you do.

596
00:40:12,667 --> 00:40:13,708
What will you say?

597
00:40:13,833 --> 00:40:16,708
If the girl is well-educated,
like a lawyer or a doctor..

598
00:40:16,833 --> 00:40:18,292
...then I'll say I'm an architect.

599
00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:22,667
But if she's creative,
like a writer or an RJ..

600
00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:25,750
...then I'm a chef.
- Oh, so your truth is changeable.

601
00:40:25,875 --> 00:40:30,875
Well, truth is like a recipe. Some
things you hide and some you reveal..

602
00:40:31,042 --> 00:40:34,000
So what's the one vital truth that
you've hidden so far and from whom?

603
00:40:34,125 --> 00:40:37,083
My wife doesn't know
that we're married.

604
00:40:39,583 --> 00:40:40,792
Sorry, just kidding.

605
00:40:40,917 --> 00:40:45,375
Hambar! What is this? Attack! Charge!

606
00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:46,625
If you became an
architect to please your Dad..

607
00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:48,250
...and a chef to please yourself..

608
00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:51,875
...what will you do to please your
mother? Marry a nice Indian girl?

609
00:40:52,042 --> 00:40:53,375
Well, I don't believe in marriage.

610
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:56,292
But if Mom was alive then, yes..

611
00:40:56,417 --> 00:40:57,750
...perhaps I'd even
do that for her sake.

612
00:40:57,875 --> 00:41:00,250
Oh I'm so sorry
- That's Okay .

613
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:01,792
Were you very close to her?

614
00:41:02,292 --> 00:41:04,583
Very. I was only fourteen.

615
00:41:04,708 --> 00:41:05,917
So young -

616
00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:10,500
What is this! Where
is Hambar versus Nick?

617
00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:11,750
What is your favourite dish?

618
00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:14,375
I'd have to say, Indian meatballs.

619
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:17,833
Will you tell us the recipe? This
is your punishment for being late.

620
00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:21,333
Sure, you're going to need onions,
ginger, coriander, capsicum..

621
00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:25,000
Slowly, slowly! Give our
listeners time to write this down.

622
00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:26,792
Okay $0")! -

623
00:41:27,708 --> 00:41:31,750
Mint, green chillies, sunflower oil.

624
00:41:33,042 --> 00:41:34,250
I love you .

625
00:41:39,792 --> 00:41:42,625
I love you .
- Are you crazy? .-No .

626
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,833
Then what are you saying?
- That I love you .

627
00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:47,125
You're nuts.

628
00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:49,083
Why? Because I love you?

629
00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:51,083
You don't love me.

630
00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:53,292
Excuse me, how do you know that?

631
00:41:53,417 --> 00:41:56,542
Look, you decide whether you
love me or not, that's your choice.

632
00:41:56,667 --> 00:41:58,708
Don't tell me that I'm
not in love with you.

633
00:42:00,042 --> 00:42:01,583
Mr Nikhil Arora..

634
00:42:01,708 --> 00:42:02,792
The name is Nick .

635
00:42:02,917 --> 00:42:04,875
Nick, Nick you are sick! .

636
00:42:05,042 --> 00:42:07,708
You're doing this just to irritate
me because I insulted you on air.

637
00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:10,125
No, you were right in doing that.
I was late. I'm just..

638
00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:11,375
All right, I'm
putting an end to this .

639
00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:12,583
Interview over.

640
00:42:12,708 --> 00:42:17,833
Okay people, time to listen to
some music Salaam Namaste 101.5 FM.

641
00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:24,417
Ambar.. Amby listen to me .

642
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,917
Go away.
- But what have I done?

643
00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:28,667
Why are you so angry?

644
00:42:28,792 --> 00:42:30,000
How long have you known me?

645
00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:32,792
For five days.
- Five days?

646
00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:34,542
Well, I'm counting two
days on the phone as well.

647
00:42:34,667 --> 00:42:36,458
Listen, you don't even know me.

648
00:42:36,583 --> 00:42:37,750
I do.

649
00:42:37,875 --> 00:42:39,000
Really?

650
00:42:39,083 --> 00:42:40,958
What do you know about me?
- Well..

651
00:42:41,042 --> 00:42:43,958
You're an RJ, you're
studying to be a surgeon.

652
00:42:44,042 --> 00:42:46,792
You're very beautiful,
you dance very well..

653
00:42:46,917 --> 00:42:51,500
...you're superb at playing
volleyball, you hate latecomers..

654
00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:53,458
...and I love you.

655
00:42:53,875 --> 00:42:58,500
You.. you can't be in love with me.
- Why? What's wrong with you?

656
00:42:58,625 --> 00:43:02,000
With me? Nothing's wrong
with me, the problem's with you.

657
00:43:02,125 --> 00:43:03,833
Get your head checked.

658
00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:05,417
You think a two-day
acquaintance is love!

659
00:43:05,542 --> 00:43:06,958
What else can you call this?

660
00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:10,375
Ever since I've met you, I haven't
been able to think of anything else.

661
00:43:10,792 --> 00:43:12,833
And don't tell me that you
don't feel a connection.

662
00:43:12,958 --> 00:43:14,500
Yesterday, there was
something between us.

663
00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:15,917
And there still is, today.

664
00:43:16,542 --> 00:43:17,833
Yes there is.

665
00:43:18,125 --> 00:43:19,208
But it can't be love.

666
00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:20,625
Why? Am by listen..

667
00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:24,792
Excuse me. Yes?
- Hello .

668
00:43:24,917 --> 00:43:26,333
What? Oh crap .

669
00:43:26,458 --> 00:43:28,250
I'm on my way.
- I'm coming .

670
00:43:32,708 --> 00:43:34,958
You told me to get married right?
It's all your fault.

671
00:43:35,042 --> 00:43:37,125
You were the one who told me to
go around dropping handkerchiefs.

672
00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:42,417
This is what happens..

673
00:43:42,542 --> 00:43:44,500
When you make rash decisions.

674
00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:46,625
Fall in love in one day.. -Five days.

675
00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:49,000
Get married in two. It's not a joke.

676
00:43:49,125 --> 00:43:51,000
You don't know each other, you don't
know anything about each other..

677
00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:53,333
And you decide to spend the
rest of your lives together?

678
00:43:53,458 --> 00:43:55,833
Really stupid.
- Yes, he is.

679
00:43:55,958 --> 00:43:57,750
But who's talking about marriage?

680
00:43:57,875 --> 00:44:00,542
If we need to know
each other, let's do that.

681
00:44:00,667 --> 00:44:03,333
If we need to understand each other,
let's spend time together.

682
00:44:03,458 --> 00:44:05,917
And all this because I
play good volleyball?

683
00:44:06,042 --> 00:44:09,625
No! Because maybe this
is love, and maybe not.

684
00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:14,000
Unless we give this feeling a
chance how will we find out?

685
00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:17,542
It won't work Nick
- I know, it just won't work, Nick.

686
00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:19,917
Why?
- Because he's a pig.

687
00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:23,667
By the time you wake up,
I'm at the radio station.

688
00:44:23,792 --> 00:44:25,833
You're working at the restaurant
from afternoon till night..

689
00:44:25,958 --> 00:44:27,583
I'm in college, then I'm studying.

690
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:29,958
How do we meet?
Where's the time Nick?

691
00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:31,375
So..

692
00:44:33,042 --> 00:44:35,042
So let's live together.
- What?

693
00:44:35,167 --> 00:44:36,667
Yes! Think..

694
00:44:36,792 --> 00:44:39,417
You live in the hostel all alone,
and I live all alone.

695
00:44:39,542 --> 00:44:40,583
Let's live together.

696
00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:41,792
What's he saying?

697
00:44:41,917 --> 00:44:43,583
I'm just saying that Amby and I
should live together, you know.

698
00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:46,250
That way we..
- You're talking about yourselves!

699
00:44:46,375 --> 00:44:48,375
Cathy, wait.

700
00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:49,833
Nick, no.

701
00:44:49,958 --> 00:44:51,458
I'm not going to live with you.

702
00:44:51,583 --> 00:44:54,833
Why? You just said that we don't
have the time to meet each other.

703
00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:57,042
This way we'll get
the chance to spend..

704
00:44:57,167 --> 00:44:58,625
...some time together, live together.

705
00:44:58,750 --> 00:45:01,208
Nick, we've just met three days ago.

706
00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:02,667
How can I live with you?

707
00:45:03,208 --> 00:45:05,000
So should we let go of our feelings..

708
00:45:05,083 --> 00:45:07,167
...because our work
timings don't match?

709
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:13,792
Look Amby, I don't know what we
have between us. But I want to know..

710
00:45:14,167 --> 00:45:17,542
Because if this is love,
then I don't want to lose it.

711
00:45:17,667 --> 00:45:18,875
No Nick.

712
00:45:20,042 --> 00:45:24,333
Hey, wait a minute..
you're not thinking.. listen..

713
00:45:24,458 --> 00:45:26,000
We'll live in separate rooms.

714
00:45:26,083 --> 00:45:29,250
I don't mean living together like..
you're not thinking that, are you?

715
00:45:29,375 --> 00:45:30,917
I don't mean that.

716
00:45:31,417 --> 00:45:34,458
Just what do you mean Nick?
- I'll tell you.

717
00:45:34,958 --> 00:45:36,250
We'll live in the same house,..

718
00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:38,208
...we'll eat breakfast together,
watch TV together

719
00:45:38,333 --> 00:45:41,167
And we'll share the chores.
Then you'll find out..

720
00:45:41,292 --> 00:45:44,875
What I'm actually like, how I
live at home, when I wake up..

721
00:45:45,042 --> 00:45:46,167
In the afternoon.

722
00:45:46,292 --> 00:45:47,708
Very funny, but listen..

723
00:45:47,833 --> 00:45:50,542
Il find out what you're like,
what you like doing,..

724
00:45:50,667 --> 00:45:52,125
...what your problems are..

725
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:54,583
Which shows you like watching,
which games you like playing.

726
00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:56,000
Do you like scrabble?
- I love scrabble.

727
00:45:56,042 --> 00:45:57,875
See? I can't play scrabble.

728
00:45:58,042 --> 00:46:00,167
My spellings suck. Monopoly?

729
00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:04,583
And think about it,
you'll never need to cook.

730
00:46:05,875 --> 00:46:08,458
Nick, it's too hasty

731
00:46:08,583 --> 00:46:09,917
Maybe..

732
00:46:10,042 --> 00:46:13,875
But if we can't
tolerate each other,..

733
00:46:14,042 --> 00:46:16,375
...then we just go our
separate ways. Simple

734
00:46:18,542 --> 00:46:20,042
It's not so simple Nick.

735
00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:22,708
I'm sorry.

736
00:46:24,333 --> 00:46:25,458
Fine.

737
00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:32,542
Maybe you're right. Maybe
there's nothing between us.

738
00:46:33,042 --> 00:46:34,833
And even if there is, it'll go away.

739
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:37,000
Life moves on.

740
00:46:37,875 --> 00:46:40,958
But ten years later, when
you wake up one morning..

741
00:46:41,042 --> 00:46:44,375
To find a fat, rich
doctor snoring next to you..

742
00:46:45,042 --> 00:46:48,542
Won't you ask yourself,
Was there something?

743
00:46:49,125 --> 00:46:54,542
Could something have happened?
But then, there will be no answers

744
00:46:54,875 --> 00:46:58,167
Because you didn't give it a chance.

745
00:46:58,792 --> 00:47:01,708
Maybe Nick and Ambar
could've been something, maybe not..

746
00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:05,125
But we'll never find out.

747
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:19,542
Amby! Amby, it's Ron.
He's calling on the phone.

748
00:47:19,667 --> 00:47:21,750
What do I do? Come.

749
00:47:32,833 --> 00:47:34,542
I won't ever have to cook?

750
00:47:34,917 --> 00:47:37,875
What?
- I won't ever have to cook?

751
00:47:38,042 --> 00:47:40,083
Not an omelette, not
even a cup of tea.

752
00:47:40,208 --> 00:47:41,667
And separate rooms?

753
00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:44,833
Far away from each other.
- Okay.

754
00:47:44,958 --> 00:47:47,625
So, should we start
looking for a house?

755
00:47:48,167 --> 00:47:50,542
Wow!
- Control yourself.

756
00:47:50,667 --> 00:47:52,167
Let's talk this over first.

757
00:48:04,833 --> 00:48:07,667
I don't the trust Indians.

758
00:48:07,792 --> 00:48:09,083
What's that?

759
00:48:12,292 --> 00:48:16,083
Babes, what I always
say about Indians?

760
00:48:16,958 --> 00:48:24,167
Sorry? - Exactly. Means,
I don't the trust Indians.

761
00:48:27,042 --> 00:48:32,583
Hating Jaggu Yadav was, is
and always will be very easy.

762
00:48:34,292 --> 00:48:37,500
After migrating from Bihar to Mumbai,
it seemed for a while that..

763
00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:39,375
He would never strike it rich.

764
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,375
He kept getting pushed
around from one place to the next.

765
00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:44,875
Someone suggested going
abroad and driving a cab.

766
00:48:45,042 --> 00:48:46,333
And so he arrived in Melbourne

767
00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:47,792
Then he won the lottery.

768
00:48:47,917 --> 00:48:51,083
His luck took a turn for the better,
but his personality stayed the same

769
00:48:51,208 --> 00:48:53,333
Hopefully you won't
like him too much,..

770
00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:55,542
...because he
definitely doesn't like you

771
00:49:00,625 --> 00:49:02,417
But you're Indian yourself, and..

772
00:49:05,042 --> 00:49:08,125
I was lndian.. was.

773
00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:11,542
Now, I'm Australian.

774
00:49:12,125 --> 00:49:15,750
Get it, mate?
- Got it .

775
00:49:15,875 --> 00:49:17,917
There are two kinds of Indians.

776
00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:21,208
Babes, what the two
kinds of Indians are?

777
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:22,417
Sorry?

778
00:49:22,542 --> 00:49:27,917
Exactly. One, the
kind you can't trust.

779
00:49:28,042 --> 00:49:31,833
And two, the kind you can't tolerate.

780
00:49:32,667 --> 00:49:36,208
Look, we just want to rent your house.

781
00:49:36,333 --> 00:49:38,250
We don't want to cause any problems

782
00:49:39,125 --> 00:49:43,042
I see that, I see that.
I can see you're Okay.

783
00:49:43,167 --> 00:49:46,250
Nice, married couple.

784
00:49:46,875 --> 00:49:49,667
Married couples I trust.

785
00:49:49,792 --> 00:49:50,958
When did you get married?

786
00:49:51,042 --> 00:49:52,250
Soon“
- A week ago.

787
00:49:54,583 --> 00:49:58,625
We thought it would happen soon,
then a week ago it suddenly happened

788
00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:03,000
Quick engagement,
instant marriage. And kids?

789
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:06,542
There wasn't really much time or
they would've happened as well

790
00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:14,250
Funny GUYS-

791
00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:18,042
Senses of humour. I like that.

792
00:50:18,875 --> 00:50:21,667
Come, let me show you the house.

793
00:50:25,875 --> 00:50:27,125
Babes.

794
00:50:33,417 --> 00:50:35,625
Home the sweets' home.

795
00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:55,708
What?

796
00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:02,500
What are you looking for?

797
00:51:02,625 --> 00:51:06,125
Nothing. Just
checking to see if it opens.

798
00:51:07,750 --> 00:51:10,833
This is not an Indian public loo..

799
00:51:10,958 --> 00:51:13,333
...where things that
are closed don't open..

800
00:51:13,458 --> 00:51:15,333
And things that are open don't close.

801
00:51:15,792 --> 00:51:17,750
This is Australia mate.

802
00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:21,833
Open. Close. Okay, mate?

803
00:51:21,958 --> 00:51:23,667
Where's the other bathroom?

804
00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:29,458
Another bathroom.. what for?

805
00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:32,083
Just in case we have guests over..
- No guests.

806
00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:36,000
I do not want any guests in here.

807
00:51:36,083 --> 00:51:39,750
Looks here. Just the twos of you.

808
00:51:40,417 --> 00:51:44,958
Babes. Tell them how
much I hate guests.

809
00:51:45,042 --> 00:51:46,125
Sorry?

810
00:51:46,250 --> 00:51:51,458
Exactly. Whether you
agree or not, no guests.

811
00:51:54,750 --> 00:51:57,542
So, you are wanting the house?

812
00:51:57,667 --> 00:52:01,000
Just a second..
- No second, only first.

813
00:52:01,125 --> 00:52:05,000
Nice house, but this Crocodile
Dundee is making me nervous.

814
00:52:05,042 --> 00:52:07,333
It's not like we have to
live with him. Nice rooms.

815
00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:08,917
I want the bigger one.

816
00:52:09,042 --> 00:52:11,458
The kitchen's quite cool
as well. Let me talk to him.

817
00:52:13,208 --> 00:52:14,792
Crap! You scared me.

818
00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:20,708
I have that effect on the
peoples It's my personality.

819
00:52:21,917 --> 00:52:24,250
So, you wanting the house?

820
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:26,458
Well, Okay.

821
00:52:26,875 --> 00:52:28,917
One year's rents in advance.

822
00:52:29,042 --> 00:52:30,167
What?

823
00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:34,042
Translates, read my lips.

824
00:52:34,167 --> 00:52:37,125
I need one year's rent in advance.

825
00:52:37,250 --> 00:52:41,500
Babes. Don't I always take
the rents in the advance?

826
00:52:41,625 --> 00:52:42,792
Sorry?

827
00:52:42,917 --> 00:52:45,583
Exactly!
- But why?

828
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:49,750
Short term memories, huh?
- Mammaries?

829
00:52:50,917 --> 00:52:54,250
I don't trust Indians.

830
00:52:58,792 --> 00:53:00,792
One year's rent in advance!

831
00:53:00,917 --> 00:53:03,458
Does he think his dad owns the place?
- No, he does

832
00:53:05,167 --> 00:53:07,875
And where will you get the
money from? - I encashed my bonds.

833
00:53:08,042 --> 00:53:09,208
What?

834
00:53:10,375 --> 00:53:13,125
Nick, you'd saved that money
to start your own restaurant.

835
00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:14,458
I know.

836
00:53:15,083 --> 00:53:16,833
And how is Ambar getting the money?

837
00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:19,875
She's taking a loan
against her salary

838
00:53:20,583 --> 00:53:22,500
I hope you guys know
what you're doing.

839
00:53:23,167 --> 00:53:25,458
All this is happening so fast..
- Are you really saying this?

840
00:53:26,375 --> 00:53:27,958
One afternoon you meet five girls..

841
00:53:28,042 --> 00:53:29,292
...next morning
you've married one of them

842
00:53:29,417 --> 00:53:32,500
And I'm regretting it now.
You don't know these girls!

843
00:53:33,042 --> 00:53:36,208
Firstly, their logic
switch is permanently off.

844
00:53:36,708 --> 00:53:38,958
And if they ever
switch it on by mistake..

845
00:53:39,042 --> 00:53:41,333
...the regulator always stays on zero

846
00:53:44,333 --> 00:53:45,917
But that's true.

847
00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:52,792
Amby, where do you want..

848
00:53:57,250 --> 00:53:59,583
Has all the stuff arrived?
- Everything.

849
00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:07,083
Is this.. staying up there?

850
00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:08,250
Yes, why?

851
00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:10,833
Ummm.. no. It's very nice.

852
00:54:15,042 --> 00:54:16,292
You're right.

853
00:54:16,417 --> 00:54:18,083
I'll put it up in my bedroom.

854
00:54:18,458 --> 00:54:19,833
Nick!

855
00:54:19,958 --> 00:54:21,875
We are moving back together.

856
00:54:24,583 --> 00:54:28,875
Are you Okay, podgy?
- I'm all right, okay

857
00:54:29,042 --> 00:54:30,417
Am by, guess what..

858
00:54:30,542 --> 00:54:32,000
You okay, podgy?

859
00:54:32,625 --> 00:54:37,250
So, she turned her logic switch on?
- No, I turned mine off.

860
00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:38,917
Thought so. So the
divorce is cancelled?

861
00:54:39,042 --> 00:54:41,000
Absolutely. Cancel, cancel, cancel

862
00:54:41,125 --> 00:54:42,458
Until when?
- Forever.

863
00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:44,500
But still, please keep a room for me.

864
00:54:44,625 --> 00:54:46,083
You never know when
she'll kick me out.

865
00:54:46,208 --> 00:54:48,625
Sorry buddy, that's Ambar's room.
- What do you mean?

866
00:54:49,250 --> 00:54:52,458
Which word didn't you understand,
Ambar or room?

867
00:54:52,875 --> 00:54:56,792
I didn't understand anything.
Dude! You'll live in separate rooms?

868
00:54:58,042 --> 00:55:00,333
What's he saying in Hindi?
Is he laughing at me?

869
00:55:00,458 --> 00:55:01,917
Yes, he's being very rude.

870
00:55:02,042 --> 00:55:05,208
They're living in together but in
different rooms. Can you believe it?

871
00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:07,500
Oh podgy-wodgy, stop it!

872
00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:11,333
You guys can go to your separate
rooms, we're going to our single room

873
00:55:12,708 --> 00:55:14,375
All right guys, see you man. Bye.

874
00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:18,208
Living separately,
can you believe it?

875
00:55:18,542 --> 00:55:21,542
Two different rooms! Unbelievable.!

876
00:55:23,833 --> 00:55:27,083
Today's the first day so you
don't have to cook dinner.

877
00:55:27,208 --> 00:55:28,292
Wow, thanks boss.

878
00:55:28,417 --> 00:55:29,500
Shall we order in?

879
00:55:29,625 --> 00:55:34,667
Sure. What do you feel like having?
Chinese? Mexican? Indian?

880
00:55:34,792 --> 00:55:38,333
Pizza. A nice, hot, crispy,
yummy pizza.

881
00:55:39,208 --> 00:55:42,792
My mouth's watering.
You don't like pizza?

882
00:55:42,917 --> 00:55:45,792
No, it's not that. I only..
- Forget it. Let's get something else.

883
00:55:45,917 --> 00:55:47,333
No, I'm fine with pizza.

884
00:55:47,458 --> 00:55:48,625
I've had pizza. l..

885
00:55:48,750 --> 00:55:54,000
Nick, you don't have to
like everything that I do.

886
00:55:54,542 --> 00:55:56,042
But I like pizza.

887
00:55:58,042 --> 00:56:03,500
I owe you three dollars. - You
had only one slice, so one dollar.

888
00:56:03,625 --> 00:56:04,750
Okay

889
00:56:05,625 --> 00:56:07,125
Let's settle accounts on Sunday?

890
00:56:07,708 --> 00:56:08,875
Fine.

891
00:56:09,125 --> 00:56:11,000
And this one's my treat.

892
00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:13,000
Wow. Thank you.

893
00:56:13,542 --> 00:56:15,000
What do I get?

894
00:56:16,292 --> 00:56:17,625
One second.

895
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:21,417
Ambar, meet Romeo. Romeo, meet Ambar.

896
00:56:21,542 --> 00:56:25,417
Oh, Romeo says hi.
- Hi Romeo. Where's Juliet?

897
00:56:25,542 --> 00:56:26,625
In my room.

898
00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:27,792
But don't worry Romeo.

899
00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:31,000
Nothing will happen
between us in your absence.

900
00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:34,167
I don't think he's listening
to you. He's checking me out.

901
00:56:34,292 --> 00:56:36,917
I was afraid of that. Oi!
Behave yourself.

902
00:56:37,042 --> 00:56:41,000
If Romeo misbehaves with me,
it's going to be your fault.

903
00:56:41,125 --> 00:56:44,500
Come on Romeo, let's get to know
each other. Say good night to Nick.

904
00:56:44,833 --> 00:56:46,000
Are you sleeping?

905
00:56:46,083 --> 00:56:48,500
I've got to go to the
radio station in the morning.

906
00:56:48,625 --> 00:56:51,917
Oh, Okay, I'll clear this up.

907
00:56:52,042 --> 00:56:53,792
Let it be. We'll
clear up in the morning.

908
00:56:58,208 --> 00:56:59,917
Let me guess, if we
don't clean up now,..

909
00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:01,875
...you won't be able
to sleep all night?

910
00:57:02,042 --> 00:57:03,208
No, no, nothing like that.

911
00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:04,625
We'll do it in the morning.

912
00:57:06,333 --> 00:57:07,458
Where are you going?

913
00:57:07,583 --> 00:57:11,083
If you can tolerate my pizza, I
can definitely tolerate cleaning up.

914
00:57:13,917 --> 00:57:16,375
My sister got married
when she was eighteen.

915
00:57:16,792 --> 00:57:20,000
By the time she was my age,
she had two kids.

916
00:57:20,917 --> 00:57:25,375
I saw her life.. housework,
cooking, looking after the kids.

917
00:57:27,125 --> 00:57:31,083
Weren't you being forced to marry?
- Of course.. you've graduated now..

918
00:57:31,208 --> 00:57:34,167
All the nice boys will get married..
It's our last responsibility.

919
00:57:34,292 --> 00:57:36,000
I got all of that.

920
00:57:36,292 --> 00:57:39,000
You fought with them and came here?
- Yes.

921
00:57:39,542 --> 00:57:42,583
Four years ago. Dad was very angry.

922
00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:47,208
I think Mom understands, but she
doesn't have the courage to speak out

923
00:57:49,292 --> 00:57:54,458
Do you talk to them?
- Mom calls me on the sly sometimes.

924
00:57:55,042 --> 00:57:57,292
But I haven't heard
Dad's voice in four years.

925
00:57:58,125 --> 00:58:01,458
I've got only one life Nick.
I want to live it for myself.

926
00:58:01,875 --> 00:58:04,333
Believe me, I understand.

927
00:58:05,792 --> 00:58:08,833
Done. Can I go to sleep now?
- Sure.

928
00:58:16,792 --> 00:58:18,875
I hope at least some
of our habits match.

929
00:58:19,042 --> 00:58:20,292
They will.

930
00:58:20,583 --> 00:58:22,500
I can't believe you don't like pizza.

931
00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:25,625
I like pizza. Sometimes.

932
00:58:31,542 --> 00:58:32,667
Good night.

933
00:58:32,792 --> 00:58:34,000
Good night.

934
00:58:49,625 --> 00:58:51,458
You don't need to latch the door.

935
00:58:52,042 --> 00:58:54,458
If I didn't trust you, I wouldn't
have agreed to live with you.

936
00:58:56,792 --> 00:58:57,833
Good night.

937
00:58:57,958 --> 00:58:59,208
Good night.

938
00:59:10,208 --> 00:59:11,583
Keep it low.

939
00:59:11,708 --> 00:59:13,375
You'll wake up Crocodile Dundee.

940
00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:16,000
I swear. What a guy!

941
00:59:16,417 --> 00:59:18,667
And that strange
girl who stays with him.

942
00:59:18,792 --> 00:59:19,875
What's that?

943
00:59:20,042 --> 00:59:21,000
Sorry?

944
00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:22,750
Exactly.

945
00:59:24,875 --> 00:59:28,833
I still think I love you.

946
00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:30,583
Tell me in the morning.

947
00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:48,042
Stop staring.

948
00:59:48,167 --> 00:59:49,208
Sorry.

949
00:59:50,458 --> 00:59:54,083
How come you're up so early?
- Thanks to a whole lot of alarms.

950
00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:55,250
Why?

951
00:59:55,375 --> 00:59:57,583
So that I could see you go
from the bathroom to the bedroom.

952
00:59:58,250 --> 00:59:59,833
Right.

953
01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:01,458
You know something..

954
01:00:03,042 --> 01:00:04,542
You look beautiful.

955
01:00:04,667 --> 01:00:05,833
Thank you.

956
01:00:06,875 --> 01:00:08,375
And you smell great.

957
01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:13,083
Thank you. Now I'm shy, and
I'm going to go to my room.

958
01:00:13,208 --> 01:00:14,375
Listen.

959
01:00:15,625 --> 01:00:17,000
Have you got ten minutes?

960
01:00:18,167 --> 01:00:19,417
Why?

961
01:00:19,542 --> 01:00:22,375
Tell me. Just ten minutes?

962
01:00:25,542 --> 01:00:26,625
Yes.

963
01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:28,458
Good. Come with me.

964
01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:31,750
I can't believe you woke up
specially to make me breakfast.

965
01:00:31,875 --> 01:00:35,000
Breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.

966
01:00:35,917 --> 01:00:38,500
You'll eat a proper
breakfast every day now.

967
01:00:39,042 --> 01:00:40,125
Think about it.

968
01:00:40,250 --> 01:00:43,292
You'll have to get up early
every morning. - I'll get used to it.

969
01:00:46,917 --> 01:00:48,000
Oh god I'm really late.

970
01:00:48,125 --> 01:00:49,333
Wait.

971
01:00:50,542 --> 01:00:52,000
Have you got ten seconds?

972
01:00:55,208 --> 01:00:57,000
I've got to go. Bye!

973
01:00:59,667 --> 01:01:01,250
Frustrated yet smiling.

974
01:01:09,375 --> 01:01:12,000
I just don't understand women, yaar!

975
01:01:12,125 --> 01:01:15,000
I mean, if you don't want an
answer then why ask the question?

976
01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:17,542
It's unbelievable, yaar!
Thrice, thrice I told her.

977
01:01:17,667 --> 01:01:20,750
No, you haven't put on weight!
And then she started up again.

978
01:01:20,875 --> 01:01:23,208
Say swear, say swear. So I said..

979
01:01:23,333 --> 01:01:24,792
It's okay if you've
put on a couple of kilos.

980
01:01:24,917 --> 01:01:26,000
Doesn't make a difference to me.

981
01:01:26,125 --> 01:01:28,375
Oh! Wrong answer!
- I know, I know

982
01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:29,792
That's where the whole fight began.

983
01:01:29,917 --> 01:01:32,250
And then our families got involved.
- How?

984
01:01:32,375 --> 01:01:35,250
We started abusing each
other's families.- What?

985
01:01:35,375 --> 01:01:38,500
And you won't believe
what she did after that.

986
01:01:38,625 --> 01:01:40,792
She bloody started
throwing biscuits at me, yaar.

987
01:01:40,917 --> 01:01:43,708
And not the whole packet. She
was throwing them one by one..

988
01:01:43,833 --> 01:01:46,042
Aiming each one at me!
- Crap! So what did you do?

989
01:01:46,167 --> 01:01:49,292
Ate them all. She kept
throwing and I kept eating.

990
01:01:49,417 --> 01:01:50,583
What?

991
01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:53,792
I know it sounds funny.

992
01:01:53,917 --> 01:01:55,792
When you're angry it all makes sense.

993
01:01:55,917 --> 01:01:58,333
Then?
- Then, she ran out of biscuits.

994
01:01:58,458 --> 01:01:59,542
And began crying.

995
01:01:59,667 --> 01:02:01,958
I want to go to my mom's house,
I don't love you..

996
01:02:02,042 --> 01:02:03,750
...I don't want to be here

997
01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:07,042
So I thought it's Thursday night,
boys' night out, let her go.

998
01:02:07,167 --> 01:02:09,833
I'll apologise tomorrow. Besides,
what would she do here anyway?

999
01:02:10,750 --> 01:02:12,417
You should've called her.

1000
01:02:13,417 --> 01:02:17,375
Nick! Boys' night out!
You and me are boys!

1001
01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:20,708
And I'm married to Cathy.
I know, she's not a boy.

1002
01:02:20,833 --> 01:02:22,167
Hiboys

1003
01:02:22,292 --> 01:02:26,000
Hi. What are you doing here?

1004
01:02:26,333 --> 01:02:28,917
Why? Nick asked me.

1005
01:02:30,042 --> 01:02:33,458
Boys' night out, yaar! - She was
at Simone's, round the corner.

1006
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:35,375
I said we'll go home together.

1007
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:37,333
Why? ls there a problem?

1008
01:02:37,458 --> 01:02:39,375
No.
- No, no problem at all, just that..

1009
01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:41,000
If I'd known you'd be here,..

1010
01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:43,500
...I'd have called Cathy as
well for the boy's night out

1011
01:02:44,417 --> 01:02:48,000
How was your day?
- College was bad.

1012
01:02:48,083 --> 01:02:49,958
You want some sushi?
- No thanks.

1013
01:02:50,042 --> 01:02:52,000
Listen, have I put on weight?

1014
01:02:52,125 --> 01:02:57,458
Put on? I think you
need to gain a few kilos.

1015
01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:58,917
Really?

1016
01:03:02,667 --> 01:03:04,250
The goods mornings.

1017
01:03:05,625 --> 01:03:06,833
Goods morning.

1018
01:03:06,958 --> 01:03:09,000
I likes.

1019
01:03:09,042 --> 01:03:11,208
You're learning how to
speak correct English.

1020
01:03:11,625 --> 01:03:19,292
When in the Rome, do the Romans.
By way, where the goings?

1021
01:03:19,417 --> 01:03:20,583
I'm going to work.

1022
01:03:20,708 --> 01:03:23,917
Damn goods you work.

1023
01:03:24,042 --> 01:03:26,875
I like working women a lot.

1024
01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:32,042
Babes, what I always
say about woman-working?

1025
01:03:32,542 --> 01:03:34,833
Sorry?
- Exactly.

1026
01:03:36,833 --> 01:03:39,875
You miss the spots there.

1027
01:03:40,042 --> 01:03:41,250
Sorry?

1028
01:03:41,375 --> 01:03:45,542
Sorry, sorry! You missed
the bloody spots there.

1029
01:03:45,667 --> 01:03:49,875
You are wanting the Dundee daddies
to give you spanking on your bums?

1030
01:03:52,125 --> 01:03:57,875
Ghost of the kicks
not listening to talks.

1031
01:04:00,167 --> 01:04:02,875
So where's the husbands?

1032
01:04:03,042 --> 01:04:09,333
Sorry?
- Exactly. Your husbands. The Nicks.

1033
01:04:09,458 --> 01:04:12,125
Oh, the Nicks. He's sleeping.

1034
01:04:13,042 --> 01:04:16,792
Wife working, husband jerking.

1035
01:04:17,667 --> 01:04:19,000
Sleeping-

1036
01:04:19,708 --> 01:04:21,042
Same to same

1037
01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:23,500
Okay, I'm running late for work.

1038
01:04:23,625 --> 01:04:25,000
Have a good day.

1039
01:04:25,333 --> 01:04:28,000
I never play.

1040
01:04:28,292 --> 01:04:29,833
Husbands"?

1041
01:04:30,708 --> 01:04:34,958
Amby! Hey, Amby..
- Yes my dear Jignesh?

1042
01:04:35,042 --> 01:04:37,167
What are you doing?
Let's watch a movie.

1043
01:04:37,292 --> 01:04:39,792
Sorry, I've got to meet Nick.
- Hello!

1044
01:04:39,917 --> 01:04:42,167
Ever since this Nikhil
Arora has entered your life..

1045
01:04:42,542 --> 01:04:45,667
But seriously, take some
time out for your friends.

1046
01:04:45,792 --> 01:04:48,292
Oh, oh my god I'm late. Must be Nick.

1047
01:04:49,292 --> 01:04:51,167
Hey Nick.
- Who's this?

1048
01:04:51,292 --> 01:04:52,667
This, my dear man, is Jignesh.

1049
01:04:52,792 --> 01:04:54,625
Where's Amby?
- She's right here.

1050
01:04:54,792 --> 01:04:57,792
And if you don't mind may she
watch a movie with me, please?

1051
01:04:57,917 --> 01:05:00,375
It's her life. Why should I mind?

1052
01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:03,292
Hey Nick. Don't
listen to him, I'm coming.

1053
01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:07,792
No listen, that's why I called.
I won't be able to make it.

1054
01:05:08,542 --> 01:05:10,792
I've got to make the provisions
list for this month with Dheka.

1055
01:05:11,167 --> 01:05:15,083
You carry on with Jignesh. - No,
no. I've got to shop for the house.

1056
01:05:15,250 --> 01:05:17,083
I'll see you at home.
- I'll be late.

1057
01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:18,417
I'll be waiting.

1058
01:05:49,625 --> 01:05:52,458
Oh! Jesus Christ!

1059
01:05:54,042 --> 01:05:57,250
I thought you'd be asleep by now.
- Not before you come home.

1060
01:05:57,917 --> 01:06:00,208
I'll be late every night.
- I'll get used to it.

1061
01:06:01,167 --> 01:06:04,292
Hey, the house looks amazing.
- Thanks.

1062
01:06:04,792 --> 01:06:06,583
You did all this in one day?

1063
01:06:09,458 --> 01:06:11,917
Aren't the curtains too silky-satiny?

1064
01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:17,000
And what are these candles for?
We never have power cuts here

1065
01:06:17,083 --> 01:06:19,042
You aren't even slightly romantic

1066
01:06:20,750 --> 01:06:22,000
That's worse!

1067
01:06:22,083 --> 01:06:24,708
Shut up. I love these candles.
Smell them.

1068
01:06:24,875 --> 01:06:27,583
What?
- Smell them. They're scented candles.

1069
01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:31,625
Sorry.

1070
01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:33,625
You don't like anything, do you?

1071
01:06:33,792 --> 01:06:35,375
No! I love it.

1072
01:06:36,042 --> 01:06:37,375
Difference number three.

1073
01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:46,042
Hello? Hey Ron!

1074
01:06:46,458 --> 01:06:47,625
Hi Cathy.

1075
01:06:48,792 --> 01:06:49,875
What?

1076
01:06:50,042 --> 01:06:51,042
That's great news!

1077
01:06:51,167 --> 01:06:52,458
Are you mad?

1078
01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:54,833
Wow! When did you find out?

1079
01:06:54,958 --> 01:06:56,000
What was the bloody hurry?

1080
01:06:56,125 --> 01:06:58,167
What do you mean it just happened?
Haven't you heard of protection?

1081
01:06:58,292 --> 01:06:59,875
Oh Cathy, I'm so happy for you.

1082
01:07:00,042 --> 01:07:01,625
You don't know what
you're getting into,..

1083
01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:04,250
...staying up nights,
changing diapers.

1084
01:07:04,375 --> 01:07:05,583
And, and..

1085
01:07:05,708 --> 01:07:08,917
I know! Seeing them walk for the
first time, hearing them speak.

1086
01:07:09,042 --> 01:07:11,583
Ron! Your life's over.

1087
01:07:11,708 --> 01:07:14,125
Oh Cathy, this is such
a bright new chapter.

1088
01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:16,583
I'm going to come and see
you in the evening. Okay? Bye!

1089
01:07:16,750 --> 01:07:19,750
I have no words, Ron. No,
I have no words.

1090
01:07:22,333 --> 01:07:23,542
Nick!

1091
01:07:25,667 --> 01:07:26,750
Oh shit!

1092
01:07:26,875 --> 01:07:29,292
No, no it's fine. Is it bleeding?

1093
01:07:29,583 --> 01:07:31,083
Yes.

1094
01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:33,000
Oh, damn it.

1095
01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:34,667
Let me take a look.

1096
01:07:34,792 --> 01:07:36,542
No, no, it's all right.
- It's not all right Nick.

1097
01:07:36,667 --> 01:07:38,125
It's a really bad cut.
You need to see a doctor.

1098
01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:40,333
No! No doctors! Trust me.

1099
01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:42,542
It's fine.
- Nick, you may need stitches.

1100
01:07:42,708 --> 01:07:45,167
It's really bad.
- Stitches? No, no, no stitches.

1101
01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:47,167
Listen, I know my system.
It's all right.

1102
01:07:47,333 --> 01:07:50,625
Stop all that! - Nick, stop
being difficult.-You need a doctor.

1103
01:07:50,792 --> 01:07:54,417
No, No doctor please! Okay?
I don't like hospitals and doctors.

1104
01:07:54,542 --> 01:07:56,000
I am a doctor!

1105
01:07:57,708 --> 01:07:58,792
Stop moving.

1106
01:07:58,917 --> 01:08:00,875
It'll burn!
- It won't

1107
01:08:01,042 --> 01:08:03,542
It will burn. - You won't even
know when it happens.

1108
01:08:03,667 --> 01:08:04,833
Right.

1109
01:08:05,042 --> 01:08:07,500
Okay shut your eyes and
think of something nice.

1110
01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:11,500
Like?
- Like anything.. something you like.

1111
01:08:12,042 --> 01:08:14,542
Imagine me, in a towel..

1112
01:08:16,042 --> 01:08:18,875
Just coming out of the shower

1113
01:08:19,458 --> 01:08:20,542
Yes.

1114
01:08:20,667 --> 01:08:22,208
My hair is wet.

1115
01:08:22,667 --> 01:08:23,792
Yes.

1116
01:08:23,917 --> 01:08:26,417
The water is dripping on the carpet.

1117
01:08:26,542 --> 01:08:28,292
Not on my carpet.

1118
01:08:29,125 --> 01:08:30,875
You come close to me..

1119
01:08:33,167 --> 01:08:34,583
Very close.

1120
01:08:36,708 --> 01:08:37,792
And..

1121
01:08:37,917 --> 01:08:39,083
And?

1122
01:08:39,583 --> 01:08:41,417
And..-And?

1123
01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:43,417
And..

1124
01:08:43,542 --> 01:08:44,750
And?

1125
01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:47,208
And.. it's done

1126
01:08:48,917 --> 01:08:50,708
It's done
- It's done?

1127
01:08:51,958 --> 01:08:54,083
Hey, finish the story.

1128
01:08:56,250 --> 01:08:57,458
Come on.

1129
01:09:00,125 --> 01:09:01,292
You come closer to me.

1130
01:09:01,542 --> 01:09:02,667
And?

1131
01:09:02,833 --> 01:09:04,167
Closer.

1132
01:09:36,042 --> 01:09:41,000
Always, her feet are in the clouds.

1133
01:09:41,125 --> 01:09:46,417
Always, her eyes stare me down.

1134
01:09:46,833 --> 01:09:49,417
Always, her anger is frost.

1135
01:09:49,542 --> 01:09:52,000
Always, the fire in her eyes.

1136
01:09:52,167 --> 01:09:53,500
Always, in the midst of a fight..

1137
01:09:53,667 --> 01:09:56,542
A mistaken smile and always..

1138
01:09:56,792 --> 01:10:06,125
My heart goes hmmm.

1139
01:10:18,083 --> 01:10:23,083
Always when I talk, he's sleepy.

1140
01:10:23,292 --> 01:10:29,000
Always when he wakes, he's weepy.

1141
01:10:29,125 --> 01:10:34,083
Always he's stealing up behind me,
always waking me out of reverie..

1142
01:10:34,208 --> 01:10:38,708
Taking me in his arms and
falling all over himself and always..

1143
01:10:38,833 --> 01:10:48,875
My heart goes hmmm.

1144
01:11:16,875 --> 01:11:21,667
Yes, she's only telling me no.

1145
01:11:22,292 --> 01:11:26,750
Yes, she's only giving me attitude.

1146
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:32,250
Yes, she's only a little pigheaded.

1147
01:11:32,708 --> 01:11:37,083
Yes, she's only got no brains..

1148
01:11:38,083 --> 01:11:48,167
Always on the wrong side of the
road always brushing my wrong side..

1149
01:11:48,292 --> 01:11:53,375
Always never giving me time,
never being reasonable.

1150
01:11:53,542 --> 01:11:58,083
But never failing to
wait for me and always..

1151
01:11:58,208 --> 01:12:07,917
My heart goes hmmm.

1152
01:12:36,083 --> 01:12:40,708
Cry-baby at the movies.

1153
01:12:41,250 --> 01:12:46,000
Mouth agape in dreams.

1154
01:12:46,583 --> 01:12:51,750
So stupid at times..

1155
01:12:51,917 --> 01:12:56,375
He deserves a thrashing..

1156
01:12:57,250 --> 01:13:02,250
For never meaning whatever he says.

1157
01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:07,250
Furniture's in the clod's way,
he's battling drapes every day.

1158
01:13:07,375 --> 01:13:12,500
When it's his turn for vacuuming,
a disaster is brewing.

1159
01:13:12,667 --> 01:13:17,125
He ends winded and
falling asleep, but he's why..

1160
01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:26,708
My heart goes hmmm.

1161
01:14:11,042 --> 01:14:16,125
Somewhat different.

1162
01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:20,917
Sometimes wrong.

1163
01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:26,250
Somewhat strange.

1164
01:14:26,542 --> 01:14:31,583
Sometimes errant.

1165
01:14:32,333 --> 01:14:37,000
She's like what I never imagined.

1166
01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:42,208
He's just like whatever I dreamt.

1167
01:14:42,333 --> 01:14:44,792
Is that why I feel like he's mine?

1168
01:14:44,917 --> 01:14:47,375
Is she a dream?

1169
01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:52,000
Oh how I wish he
won't vanish, because..

1170
01:14:52,125 --> 01:15:01,625
My heart goes hmmm.

1171
01:16:20,792 --> 01:16:24,208
Hey.. hey what's wrong?

1172
01:16:26,208 --> 01:16:29,833
Am by.. what's this?

1173
01:16:31,667 --> 01:16:33,042
Amby, please, talk to me.

1174
01:16:33,625 --> 01:16:34,792
What happened?

1175
01:16:35,208 --> 01:16:36,458
I'm pregnant.

1176
01:16:36,583 --> 01:16:37,792
What?

1177
01:16:38,333 --> 01:16:39,583
I'm pregnant.

1178
01:16:40,250 --> 01:16:43,000
What? Are you sure?

1179
01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:45,750
Completely sure?

1180
01:16:46,917 --> 01:16:49,792
Yes. I took the test twice.
It was positive both times.

1181
01:16:50,208 --> 01:16:54,000
On crap!

1182
01:16:55,417 --> 01:16:56,708
How could you do this?

1183
01:16:57,708 --> 01:16:59,000
How could I do this?

1184
01:16:59,083 --> 01:17:00,333
I mean, how did this happen?

1185
01:17:00,792 --> 01:17:02,083
We always use protection.

1186
01:17:02,333 --> 01:17:03,625
I know..
- Then?

1187
01:17:03,792 --> 01:17:05,000
Then what, Nick?

1188
01:17:05,250 --> 01:17:07,417
You know that protection's
not always hundred percent.

1189
01:17:07,542 --> 01:17:10,000
Then why are you asking me?
- Sorry.

1190
01:17:12,625 --> 01:17:13,792
Get rid of it.

1191
01:17:14,375 --> 01:17:16,042
What?
- Get rid of it.

1192
01:17:16,292 --> 01:17:18,500
You don't want this kid!
I don't want it.

1193
01:17:19,042 --> 01:17:20,250
Let's kill it.

1194
01:17:22,833 --> 01:17:28,542
The word is abortion, Nick. We
need an abortion. Don't say kill it.

1195
01:17:28,875 --> 01:17:30,708
What difference does
it make what we call it?

1196
01:17:30,833 --> 01:17:35,792
We've got to do what has to be done!
Let's go now. I'll come with you.

1197
01:17:48,042 --> 01:17:49,167
I'll stay here.

1198
01:17:51,042 --> 01:17:52,292
You won't come with me?

1199
01:17:53,583 --> 01:17:56,750
Amby, you know me.
Hospitals and doctors and..

1200
01:17:57,125 --> 01:17:58,333
Fine.

1201
01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:04,625
Come.

1202
01:18:04,750 --> 01:18:06,000
Hello Mrs Winters.

1203
01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:08,417
We feeling good today?

1204
01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:10,417
Exceflent

1205
01:18:10,542 --> 01:18:12,583
This is Ambar Malhotra,
a student of mine.

1206
01:18:13,083 --> 01:18:14,458
Am bar, sit.

1207
01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:16,417
It's fascinating to watch, you know.

1208
01:18:16,958 --> 01:18:18,208
Excuse me.

1209
01:18:22,292 --> 01:18:26,000
After five months your
baby responds to voices.

1210
01:18:26,417 --> 01:18:29,042
Look.. he's responding to us!

1211
01:18:31,542 --> 01:18:34,333
There, you see the hands
taking shape.

1212
01:18:34,958 --> 01:18:37,833
You don't see the legs
because the body's in the way.

1213
01:18:38,042 --> 01:18:41,042
But I'm sure you can feel the legs
- Oh yes, she can kick.

1214
01:18:41,208 --> 01:18:46,208
It could be a he. -it's a she.
I know it. I can just feel it.

1215
01:18:46,708 --> 01:18:50,000
And just there, you can
see the baby's heart beating.

1216
01:18:50,042 --> 01:18:53,625
She's so beautiful. Oh god,
I think I'm going to cry.

1217
01:18:55,625 --> 01:18:58,167
Judy, everything all right?
- Everything's perfect.

1218
01:18:58,583 --> 01:19:02,958
Mrs Winters, I'll send your reports.
- Okay great! Thank you.-Welcome.

1219
01:19:03,042 --> 01:19:07,083
Are we going now?
- Yes. Bye-bye.

1220
01:19:08,667 --> 01:19:12,750
It's been 20 years, and yet
every time I see a new life..

1221
01:19:12,958 --> 01:19:14,500
...I still feel the same.

1222
01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:17,375
Life giving birth to life.

1223
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,625
It really is amazing.

1224
01:19:20,875 --> 01:19:23,417
But when it's conceived,
it isn't a new life..

1225
01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:26,292
...it's just a part of your body.

1226
01:19:26,542 --> 01:19:28,500
Well, that's depends
on your viewpoint.

1227
01:19:28,750 --> 01:19:32,708
I believe that it's a new life
from the moment of conception.

1228
01:19:33,375 --> 01:19:35,042
But maybe, I'm old-fashioned.

1229
01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:37,000
So, tell me, how come you're here?

1230
01:19:37,958 --> 01:19:39,250
I'm pregnant.

1231
01:19:39,917 --> 01:19:42,750
Wow! Congratulations.
I didn't know you were married.

1232
01:19:44,583 --> 01:19:46,000
I need an abortion.

1233
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,292
Don't worry, Am bar.

1234
01:19:56,917 --> 01:20:00,000
With laser technology,
you won't even feel the pain.

1235
01:20:01,167 --> 01:20:03,417
It'll all be done in 15 minutes.

1236
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,958
Just relax, okay?

1237
01:20:27,958 --> 01:20:33,208
Nick? Where are we going?
- Home. Why? Do you have some work?

1238
01:20:34,625 --> 01:20:36,458
I think you should rest today

1239
01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:39,250
No.

1240
01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:43,792
I mean us. The two of us.
Where are we going?

1241
01:20:44,125 --> 01:20:46,375
L.. I don't understand.

1242
01:20:47,250 --> 01:20:49,208
Three months ago I met a guy.

1243
01:20:50,292 --> 01:20:52,083
Before I met him, I detested him.

1244
01:20:53,042 --> 01:20:57,833
Then I met him and I took a liking
and we started living together.

1245
01:20:59,042 --> 01:21:03,875
And now, now I love him.
- I hope you're talking about me.

1246
01:21:08,542 --> 01:21:11,750
I love you too Amby. You know that.

1247
01:21:13,167 --> 01:21:15,792
So now what? What happens now?

1248
01:21:17,042 --> 01:21:19,208
I don't know.
I haven't thought about it.

1249
01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:23,250
I guess, with time we'll
both realise what we want.

1250
01:21:25,708 --> 01:21:27,875
How much time?
- What do you mean?

1251
01:21:28,625 --> 01:21:30,833
Nick, we started living
together for a reason..

1252
01:21:31,042 --> 01:21:33,875
To get to know, to
understand each other.

1253
01:21:34,458 --> 01:21:36,875
This wasn't a relationship, it
was the beginning of one, right?

1254
01:21:37,458 --> 01:21:38,500
Right.

1255
01:21:38,625 --> 01:21:42,042
So we made a beginning, and I
think it's a very good begning.

1256
01:21:42,583 --> 01:21:44,875
I like being with you.
You like being with me.

1257
01:21:45,583 --> 01:21:48,000
So shouldn't we think
about this relationship now?

1258
01:21:48,208 --> 01:21:49,833
Don't tell me you're
talking about marriage?

1259
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:53,042
Are you?

1260
01:21:53,583 --> 01:21:54,708
I don't know.

1261
01:21:56,375 --> 01:22:00,125
Amby, you're the one who said
that you're not ready for marriage..

1262
01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:02,333
That you can't even
think about it now.

1263
01:22:02,458 --> 01:22:04,708
Yes. I couldn't
think of marriage then.

1264
01:22:05,458 --> 01:22:10,208
I didn't know what I wanted
from life. But now I know.

1265
01:22:10,333 --> 01:22:11,417
What do you know?

1266
01:22:12,792 --> 01:22:15,042
That I want to be with you
for the rest of my life.

1267
01:22:16,625 --> 01:22:22,125
Ambar, I like living with you too.
And we are living together.

1268
01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:23,833
Then why“?

1269
01:22:24,208 --> 01:22:25,292
Because I love you.

1270
01:22:25,958 --> 01:22:28,667
And maybe I want the right
to have a say in your life..

1271
01:22:29,458 --> 01:22:31,792
And I want to give you
that right too.

1272
01:22:32,167 --> 01:22:34,417
Do you still think we
don't know each other?

1273
01:22:36,750 --> 01:22:39,167
Why are we afraid of giving
this relationship a name, Nick?

1274
01:22:39,292 --> 01:22:42,292
Amby, listen to me. This
will complicate everything.

1275
01:22:43,167 --> 01:22:46,208
Please don't ruin this.

1276
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,292
You've just been
through a major trauma.

1277
01:22:51,375 --> 01:22:52,875
I know this was not easy for you.

1278
01:22:53,333 --> 01:22:55,750
Just let it be for a few days and..

1279
01:22:55,875 --> 01:22:57,208
I didn't get the abortion done.

1280
01:22:57,833 --> 01:22:58,917
What?

1281
01:23:02,083 --> 01:23:06,583
And then I saw the hands
and the beating of the heart.

1282
01:23:07,792 --> 01:23:09,208
It was a life Nick..

1283
01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:14,292
Living inside that woman,
a life now inside me.

1284
01:23:17,042 --> 01:23:18,333
I can't destroy it.

1285
01:23:19,333 --> 01:23:21,833
What the.. listen to yourself.

1286
01:23:21,958 --> 01:23:24,750
What are you saying? You have a life!

1287
01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,833
Your studies, your work, us damn it!

1288
01:23:29,083 --> 01:23:31,333
You want to give it all up
just for the sake of a child?

1289
01:23:31,875 --> 01:23:37,417
No Nick. I didn't want this.
I'm scared too.

1290
01:23:39,042 --> 01:23:40,125
But I can't kill it.

1291
01:23:40,250 --> 01:23:41,500
The word is abortion!

1292
01:23:46,833 --> 01:23:47,917
Amby, listen to me.

1293
01:23:49,125 --> 01:23:50,875
You're ruining both our lives.

1294
01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:53,500
Please, don't do this.

1295
01:23:55,042 --> 01:23:56,375
I need time to think this over.

1296
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:02,583
This is not just your decision
you know. It's my life as well.

1297
01:24:02,958 --> 01:24:04,375
And I don't want this kid.

1298
01:24:05,125 --> 01:24:07,667
I know. - And this doesn't
make any difference to you?

1299
01:24:09,292 --> 01:24:11,708
Nick, do you love me?

1300
01:24:11,833 --> 01:24:13,167
What difference does it make, Ambar?

1301
01:24:13,458 --> 01:24:15,250
What difference does it
make how much I love you..

1302
01:24:15,375 --> 01:24:16,750
...and how much you love me!

1303
01:24:17,083 --> 01:24:18,917
I can't give you the
proof that you're asking for.

1304
01:24:19,375 --> 01:24:20,792
I don't want to get married.

1305
01:24:21,083 --> 01:24:22,500
I don't want this kid.

1306
01:24:22,875 --> 01:24:24,917
No matter how many times you ask me,
nothing's going to change.

1307
01:24:26,958 --> 01:24:28,000
You're right.

1308
01:24:28,333 --> 01:24:30,083
We still haven't
understood each other.

1309
01:24:30,208 --> 01:24:34,125
Yes! We're far from understanding!
Because I thought..

1310
01:24:34,250 --> 01:24:36,083
I was with a sensible,
intelligent girl

1311
01:24:36,208 --> 01:24:38,417
who'll live life to
the fullest with me.

1312
01:24:38,542 --> 01:24:39,792
I'm sorry you were inconvenienced.

1313
01:24:39,917 --> 01:24:41,000
Oh go to hell.

1314
01:24:42,417 --> 01:24:45,417
You know what, I'm glad we
decided to live together first.

1315
01:24:46,042 --> 01:24:48,000
Because right now all I can think..

1316
01:24:48,792 --> 01:24:50,333
...thank god we didn't get married.

1317
01:24:55,833 --> 01:24:57,250
Now you listen to me.

1318
01:24:57,833 --> 01:24:59,708
You have absolutely
no responsibility..

1319
01:24:59,792 --> 01:25:01,292
...towards me and this baby.

1320
01:25:02,292 --> 01:25:05,042
You want to be free, you're free.

1321
01:25:06,292 --> 01:25:08,750
I'll decide what I have to do now.

1322
01:25:21,792 --> 01:25:25,000
One more thing. You
once asked me a question..

1323
01:25:25,750 --> 01:25:27,708
About whether I'd
ask myself ten years on

1324
01:25:28,042 --> 01:25:30,208
why I didn't give
Nick and Ambar a chance.

1325
01:25:31,417 --> 01:25:32,958
And the answer is yes, I
would ask myself that.

1326
01:25:33,625 --> 01:25:35,500
I'm glad I gave us this chance.

1327
01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:38,958
Now I will never regret
having lost something.

1328
01:25:40,042 --> 01:25:44,000
I'm glad I discovered that
there was nothing to lose anyway.

1329
01:26:24,417 --> 01:26:25,458
Give him some time.

1330
01:26:25,583 --> 01:26:26,833
I'm sure he'll feel differently.

1331
01:26:26,958 --> 01:26:29,458
Feel differently? The
hell he'll feel differently.

1332
01:26:30,042 --> 01:26:32,958
Don't you Cathy me! Ron, all
you guys are all the same.

1333
01:26:33,042 --> 01:26:34,125
But what did I do?

1334
01:26:34,250 --> 01:26:36,792
The same, all of you!
Wimps, cowards.

1335
01:26:36,917 --> 01:26:38,583
Everything's fine
while it's fun and games.

1336
01:26:38,708 --> 01:26:41,375
Everyone's laughing, everyone's
having fun, taking it easy.

1337
01:26:41,500 --> 01:26:43,167
Then, the minute that
it comes the time to

1338
01:26:43,292 --> 01:26:45,042
take just a little
bit of responsibility.

1339
01:26:45,167 --> 01:26:48,125
What do you do? You run.
- But did I run?

1340
01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:51,250
Tell me, did I run?
- Oh you want to run, don't you?

1341
01:26:51,375 --> 01:26:54,000
You want to run right out that door,
because we don't need you.

1342
01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:55,167
You know that, don't you?

1343
01:26:55,292 --> 01:26:57,125
Frankly, I think we're
better off without you.

1344
01:26:57,250 --> 01:26:58,917
But.. what did I do?

1345
01:26:59,042 --> 01:27:01,750
Oh, your friend! Your best friend!

1346
01:27:01,875 --> 01:27:03,750
Look what he's done
to my best friend.

1347
01:27:04,042 --> 01:27:05,083
I'll talk to him.

1348
01:27:05,208 --> 01:27:07,583
No, you won't say anything to him.

1349
01:27:07,875 --> 01:27:09,208
Then what will you do, Ambar?

1350
01:27:09,333 --> 01:27:11,500
Will you bloody well speak English?

1351
01:27:11,625 --> 01:27:14,000
Darling, I was just asking
her what she's going to do.

1352
01:27:14,125 --> 01:27:15,833
Where she's going to stay..
- What do you mean where she'll stay.

1353
01:27:15,958 --> 01:27:19,042
She'll stay with us of course! How
dare you even ask that question?

1354
01:27:19,167 --> 01:27:21,708
She's got nowhere else to go. You
know what's going on here, do you?

1355
01:27:21,833 --> 01:27:24,917
You'll stay with us, right?
- I've no problem, she can stay here.

1356
01:27:25,042 --> 01:27:26,583
Ambar, you can stay
here as long as you like.

1357
01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:30,083
No.
- No? Then what are you going to do?

1358
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,125
I've paid half the
rent for this house.

1359
01:27:53,458 --> 01:27:54,708
So, for the next eight months..

1360
01:27:54,833 --> 01:27:56,208
...this is as much my
house as it's yours.

1361
01:27:56,458 --> 01:27:57,583
So I'm not going anywhere.

1362
01:27:58,125 --> 01:27:59,583
From now on, I'll live in my room.

1363
01:28:00,083 --> 01:28:01,792
If you have a problem,
you're free to go.

1364
01:28:05,292 --> 01:28:07,333
Let's just try not to get
into each other's faces.

1365
01:28:07,875 --> 01:28:11,167
Please don't keep reminding me
that you live here too. Okay?

1366
01:28:12,250 --> 01:28:13,333
Okay-

1367
01:28:24,875 --> 01:28:27,167
So now what?
- Nothing.

1368
01:28:27,708 --> 01:28:30,917
We like each other but we
want different things from life.

1369
01:28:32,042 --> 01:28:33,125
So will you leave her?

1370
01:28:33,417 --> 01:28:35,000
Do I have a choice?
- Of course you have a choice.

1371
01:28:35,125 --> 01:28:37,667
You can be with her for ever - But
where the hell was I going, yaar?

1372
01:28:38,583 --> 01:28:41,000
I was with her, it's not
like I was running away.

1373
01:28:41,625 --> 01:28:43,667
And if we'd stayed happy, I
would have stayed with her.

1374
01:28:44,208 --> 01:28:46,458
So where the hell did this
forever nonsense crop up from?

1375
01:28:48,083 --> 01:28:49,333
So you'll never marry?

1376
01:28:50,833 --> 01:28:52,958
Maybe. And you don't
want kids either?

1377
01:28:53,042 --> 01:28:54,375
Definitely not.
- Why?

1378
01:28:54,917 --> 01:28:56,042
Why what? Marriage or kids?

1379
01:28:56,167 --> 01:28:57,250
Marriage.

1380
01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:01,583
Ron, why do we stay with someone?

1381
01:29:02,042 --> 01:29:03,500
Because we want to be happy, right?

1382
01:29:03,833 --> 01:29:05,292
But what if we don't find happiness?

1383
01:29:05,833 --> 01:29:08,208
Will we let a piece of paper
tell us Now live in misery..

1384
01:29:08,333 --> 01:29:09,542
...you are trapped.

1385
01:29:09,958 --> 01:29:11,792
You and two
witnesses have signed off on.

1386
01:29:11,917 --> 01:29:13,333
A document with forever
written on it

1387
01:29:13,458 --> 01:29:15,500
And now, you have to
live unhappily ever after!

1388
01:29:15,792 --> 01:29:18,750
But why unhappy, Nick?
- Because people change Ron.

1389
01:29:18,958 --> 01:29:20,000
Look at yourself.

1390
01:29:20,208 --> 01:29:23,000
You used to be happy, carefree..

1391
01:29:23,125 --> 01:29:24,417
...you'd hit on a girl
whenever you saw one.

1392
01:29:24,542 --> 01:29:26,333
I liked you. And now..

1393
01:29:26,708 --> 01:29:29,000
All you can talk about is
how you and Cathy fight.

1394
01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:32,000
What the fight was about,
how irrational she is.

1395
01:29:32,542 --> 01:29:36,750
That's all you say.
- Untrue, we have good times together.

1396
01:29:36,875 --> 01:29:39,333
Yeah? When was the last
time you looked good for her?

1397
01:29:40,333 --> 01:29:43,333
What do you mean? - I mean
you put on your best clothes..

1398
01:29:43,583 --> 01:29:45,708
Took her out,
candlelight, wine, romance...?

1399
01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:47,875
When was the last time
you took Cathy on a date?

1400
01:29:48,708 --> 01:29:50,708
But who goes on a date
after you're married?

1401
01:29:50,833 --> 01:29:54,125
Exactly! I want every day
to be like a first date.

1402
01:29:54,458 --> 01:29:55,917
There was romance
between Ambar and me.

1403
01:29:56,042 --> 01:29:59,458
We had laughter, joy.. because
we lived together out of choice.

1404
01:29:59,833 --> 01:30:02,500
It was perfect!
- Life is not perfect, Nick.

1405
01:30:02,625 --> 01:30:04,083
Our life was, Ron!

1406
01:30:04,875 --> 01:30:08,708
We loved to care for each other,
she'd wait up for me at nights.

1407
01:30:08,833 --> 01:30:10,167
I'd wake up early in
the mornings for her.

1408
01:30:11,708 --> 01:30:13,417
After marriage, everything changes.

1409
01:30:13,542 --> 01:30:15,250
We start taking each
other for granted.

1410
01:30:15,458 --> 01:30:17,375
The same fights, the
same misunderstandings.

1411
01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:19,708
Why do you come home so late?
Why don't you wake up early?

1412
01:30:19,792 --> 01:30:20,833
Why do you have to
go out with friends?

1413
01:30:20,958 --> 01:30:22,542
But all this can happen
even without marriage, right?

1414
01:30:22,708 --> 01:30:23,750
That's it.

1415
01:30:24,583 --> 01:30:26,000
And that's when you know it's over.

1416
01:30:26,708 --> 01:30:31,833
And you should always have that
freedom, to say that it's over.

1417
01:30:35,542 --> 01:30:36,667
Hi baby.

1418
01:30:38,042 --> 01:30:40,750
Okay, but isn't there some other way?

1419
01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:44,958
Of course I understand. Of
course I care about the baby.

1420
01:30:45,042 --> 01:30:48,958
Of course I love you! No but.. can,
can we think of something?

1421
01:30:50,208 --> 01:30:52,375
Okay, all right.

1422
01:30:53,583 --> 01:30:54,667
I love you too.

1423
01:30:57,042 --> 01:30:58,125
What happened?

1424
01:30:59,542 --> 01:31:04,042
Cathy's saying that when the baby
comes, Goofy can't stay with us.

1425
01:31:04,708 --> 01:31:05,708
Why?

1426
01:31:06,208 --> 01:31:10,750
She's just paranoid. Allergy from
the fur or he might bite the baby..

1427
01:31:11,250 --> 01:31:12,333
Oh crap.

1428
01:31:13,417 --> 01:31:16,125
I hate this man. I love Goofy.

1429
01:31:17,458 --> 01:31:18,542
See what I mean?

1430
01:31:18,708 --> 01:31:21,333
Now it's all going to start.
Do's and dont's..

1431
01:31:21,458 --> 01:31:23,458
...sacrifices, adjustments..

1432
01:31:23,792 --> 01:31:24,875
So what?

1433
01:31:26,375 --> 01:31:28,917
Do it then. You're the one
who's ready to play daddy.

1434
01:31:33,042 --> 01:31:34,125
Will you take Goofy in?

1435
01:31:35,708 --> 01:31:38,208
Are you going to cry?

1436
01:32:13,875 --> 01:32:15,542
Turn that thing down.

1437
01:32:19,250 --> 01:32:23,167
Will you please turn the tv off?
- I can't sleep unless I watch tv.

1438
01:32:23,417 --> 01:32:25,833
Then keep the volume low.
You don't live here alone.

1439
01:32:25,958 --> 01:32:27,583
Oh really? I thought
we weren't going to..

1440
01:32:27,708 --> 01:32:28,917
...remind each other about that?

1441
01:32:29,042 --> 01:32:31,667
That's right. And this idiotic
volume in the middle of the night..

1442
01:32:31,750 --> 01:32:35,000
Keeps reminding me that
you live here too, so...!

1443
01:32:46,042 --> 01:32:47,208
What the hell are you doing?

1444
01:32:47,875 --> 01:32:50,708
I paid for this tv. I'll
watch it whenever I want,

1445
01:32:50,833 --> 01:32:52,125
at whatever volume I want.

1446
01:32:52,375 --> 01:32:54,750
<i>So phase, from now on,
don't touch my w.</i>

1447
01:32:54,875 --> 01:32:55,958
Fine.

1448
01:32:59,333 --> 01:33:00,750
Oh crap, what are you doing?

1449
01:33:00,875 --> 01:33:03,000
I pay the cable bill every month.

1450
01:33:03,125 --> 01:33:05,750
So please, don't attach
it to your tv from now on.

1451
01:33:51,958 --> 01:33:53,000
Nick.

1452
01:33:55,917 --> 01:33:57,000
Damn it Nick, come out!

1453
01:33:59,042 --> 01:34:00,208
This is not your drawing room..

1454
01:34:00,333 --> 01:34:01,458
...where you can chill
out over a newspaper.

1455
01:34:02,708 --> 01:34:04,083
Nick, how can you be so disgusting!

1456
01:34:04,208 --> 01:34:05,542
You're drinking milk in the loo!

1457
01:34:09,708 --> 01:34:12,708
Nikhil Arora, this is
your last warning! Come out!

1458
01:34:12,833 --> 01:34:15,208
Nikhil.. right that's it!

1459
01:34:15,417 --> 01:34:17,958
There's no way I'm coming
out now! Do whatever you want.

1460
01:34:31,708 --> 01:34:35,833
What is this? - I feel
better when I smell this soap.

1461
01:34:35,958 --> 01:34:37,417
Otherwise I'll throw up again.

1462
01:34:37,542 --> 01:34:40,542
This, you psycho!
- A lesson to you.

1463
01:34:40,750 --> 01:34:42,750
Are you bloody crazy?

1464
01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:47,708
You threw up in my cap..
In my chef's cap..crap!

1465
01:34:48,167 --> 01:34:50,000
How could you?
- What did you want me to do?

1466
01:34:50,167 --> 01:34:51,708
You build a bloody house in there.

1467
01:34:51,833 --> 01:34:52,875
Do you want me to break
the door down?

1468
01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:55,167
But in my chef's cap? You're sick!

1469
01:34:55,292 --> 01:34:58,667
Yes you idiot! It's morning sickness

1470
01:34:58,792 --> 01:35:01,500
An insensitive man like you
can never understand this.

1471
01:35:01,625 --> 01:35:03,667
Why can't you
comprehend such a small thing?

1472
01:35:03,917 --> 01:35:07,083
There is a pregnant girl
living with you in this house.

1473
01:35:07,333 --> 01:35:10,458
Please, keep the bathroom
free as far as possible.

1474
01:35:10,583 --> 01:35:12,708
Why the hell should I
suffer if you want a kid?

1475
01:35:12,792 --> 01:35:14,125
Don't I need the bathroom?

1476
01:35:14,417 --> 01:35:17,042
You were reading the
newspaper in there. - So?

1477
01:35:17,167 --> 01:35:18,667
Can't you come outside and read it?

1478
01:35:18,750 --> 01:35:21,125
No! I read the newspaper in the loo..

1479
01:35:21,250 --> 01:35:22,667
It's my habit.
- And the milk?

1480
01:35:22,750 --> 01:35:23,958
Do you have to drink that
in there as well? - Yes.

1481
01:35:24,042 --> 01:35:25,750
Otherwise, I don't get
pressure in the mornings.

1482
01:35:28,625 --> 01:35:31,250
So you enjoy your pressure,
and you enjoy your paper.

1483
01:35:31,500 --> 01:35:34,833
I swear, if I don't throw up
in Juliet's bowl tomorrow,

1484
01:35:34,958 --> 01:35:36,000
you can change my name.

1485
01:35:36,125 --> 01:35:40,125
Oh, you just try it,
you just bloody try it.

1486
01:35:40,250 --> 01:35:43,667
You can't even imagine what
I'll do to your room after that.

1487
01:35:43,750 --> 01:35:47,792
What'll you do, huh? What'll you do?
- l..l don't know!

1488
01:35:47,917 --> 01:35:50,708
I haven't thought about it yet.
But I'll definitely do something!

1489
01:35:51,208 --> 01:35:53,333
Look Nick, please try and understand.

1490
01:35:53,833 --> 01:35:56,208
There's a pregnant girl
living with you in this house.

1491
01:35:56,458 --> 01:35:58,208
So please, keep the bathroom free.

1492
01:36:02,500 --> 01:36:05,708
Okay. But on one condition.
You have to wash this.

1493
01:36:17,083 --> 01:36:22,167
This. This is exactly
why I don't trust Indians.

1494
01:36:24,125 --> 01:36:27,208
Babes, why I don't the trust Indians?

1495
01:36:27,542 --> 01:36:28,583
Sorry?

1496
01:36:28,875 --> 01:36:29,958
Exactly.

1497
01:36:30,042 --> 01:36:32,333
Listen, we don't want to live here.

1498
01:36:32,708 --> 01:36:36,083
So please return the remaining rent.

1499
01:36:36,875 --> 01:36:40,167
Can't do it buddy boy.
Just can't do it.

1500
01:36:40,292 --> 01:36:43,875
You can keep one
month's rent as notice.

1501
01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:45,292
But return the rest at least.

1502
01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:48,042
Why do you want to leave the house?
- Personal reasons.

1503
01:36:48,167 --> 01:36:50,000
Then I can't return
your money either.

1504
01:36:50,250 --> 01:36:51,333
Why?

1505
01:36:52,125 --> 01:36:53,417
Personal reasons.

1506
01:36:54,625 --> 01:36:59,708
Look, there's eight months left.
Stay, have fun, have a good time.

1507
01:36:59,917 --> 01:37:02,375
After that, you can go
wherever you want with your wife.

1508
01:37:04,958 --> 01:37:06,167
We lied to you.

1509
01:37:07,208 --> 01:37:10,542
Really?
- We're not married.

1510
01:37:11,042 --> 01:37:14,208
Now you'll have to throw us out!
- Why?

1511
01:37:14,417 --> 01:37:17,042
Because you only want
married tenants. - Who said that?

1512
01:37:17,167 --> 01:37:18,250
You did!

1513
01:37:18,458 --> 01:37:23,417
I said that I like married
people because they're idiots.

1514
01:37:24,042 --> 01:37:26,458
And idiots aren't dangerous.

1515
01:37:27,167 --> 01:37:28,458
Then I'm not an idiot.

1516
01:37:29,875 --> 01:37:30,958
I'm dangerous!

1517
01:37:35,375 --> 01:37:37,333
Are you threatening me?

1518
01:37:37,792 --> 01:37:38,833
No.

1519
01:37:39,958 --> 01:37:44,667
Good. Because I don't like threats.

1520
01:37:44,792 --> 01:37:45,875
Okay-

1521
01:37:50,125 --> 01:37:52,958
Stay if you want. Leave if you want.

1522
01:37:53,708 --> 01:37:56,583
I don't give a crocodile's arse!
(Meaning - I don't care a shit)

1523
01:37:57,458 --> 01:38:00,333
Babes, do I care?

1524
01:38:00,458 --> 01:38:01,542
Sorry?

1525
01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:03,458
Exactly.

1526
01:38:05,083 --> 01:38:08,542
Good. Very good. You have to move on.

1527
01:38:09,333 --> 01:38:11,000
There's nothing left
in this relationship.

1528
01:38:12,083 --> 01:38:16,708
Amby, you deserve someone much better
- I know.

1529
01:38:18,333 --> 01:38:21,000
But you still love him.
- Yes.

1530
01:38:22,167 --> 01:38:23,250
Why?

1531
01:38:24,583 --> 01:38:27,958
Love isn't like a switch
that I can just turn off.

1532
01:38:30,250 --> 01:38:32,917
It'll take time.
- Why?

1533
01:38:33,250 --> 01:38:34,333
He's a coward.

1534
01:38:34,833 --> 01:38:36,917
He doesn't understand you,
doesn't care for you..

1535
01:38:37,167 --> 01:38:39,000
He's troubling you
instead of helping.

1536
01:38:39,083 --> 01:38:40,167
Why do you still love him?

1537
01:38:40,958 --> 01:38:44,083
Because those three months
were the best of my life.

1538
01:38:45,208 --> 01:38:49,125
I'm still unable to accept the fact
that it was all a lie, a facade.

1539
01:38:50,208 --> 01:38:52,750
The Nick that I was in
love with didn't exist.

1540
01:38:56,042 --> 01:38:57,208
Move on, Amby.

1541
01:38:58,958 --> 01:39:00,583
Don't hurt yourself any more.

1542
01:39:02,583 --> 01:39:03,833
I'm working on it.

1543
01:39:08,250 --> 01:39:11,292
For instance, if you rearrange
the letters of mother-in-law.

1544
01:39:11,417 --> 01:39:12,917
, you get woman-hitler

1545
01:39:13,708 --> 01:39:15,917
You're kidding!
- No, no, I'm serious. Check it out.

1546
01:39:16,958 --> 01:39:18,458
Wow, what a co-incidence.

1547
01:39:18,875 --> 01:39:20,750
Actually I don't think
it's a co-incidence at all.

1548
01:39:21,542 --> 01:39:24,542
Hey Cathy
- Hey Amby.. hi.

1549
01:39:25,167 --> 01:39:29,042
The house looks beautiful.
- Oh so do you. thank you.

1550
01:39:29,375 --> 01:39:33,042
Hey, come let me show you around
the house. You're going to love it.

1551
01:39:33,917 --> 01:39:35,208
And this is the master bedroom.

1552
01:39:35,333 --> 01:39:36,458
Oh I see.

1553
01:39:41,792 --> 01:39:43,708
What do you intend to see in this?

1554
01:39:44,833 --> 01:39:47,083
Myself.. and may be Cathy too!

1555
01:39:48,125 --> 01:39:50,875
Oh wow. What a beautiful study
- I know .

1556
01:39:51,000 --> 01:39:52,292
I'm sure you can't wait to use it.

1557
01:39:52,417 --> 01:39:54,292
Oh we've used it already don't worry.

1558
01:39:54,417 --> 01:39:56,292
This is a very strong table.

1559
01:39:59,333 --> 01:40:02,458
Oi! Mind-blowing, man.

1560
01:40:02,583 --> 01:40:04,583
Check the chairs.
Vibrating chairs. I love it.

1561
01:40:04,750 --> 01:40:05,875
Sit, sit.

1562
01:40:10,875 --> 01:40:14,333
Vibrating chairs are so much fun!
- While watching movies?

1563
01:40:14,917 --> 01:40:16,167
Someday we'll do that as well.

1564
01:40:17,708 --> 01:40:20,500
And this is where we'll be
spending a lot of our time.

1565
01:40:20,625 --> 01:40:21,708
You got a Jacuzzi!

1566
01:40:21,833 --> 01:40:24,000
You bet. I told Ron that
if he wants a home theatre..

1567
01:40:24,125 --> 01:40:25,667
...I want a Jacuzzi.

1568
01:40:25,958 --> 01:40:27,875
I love blackmail
- I know!

1569
01:40:28,792 --> 01:40:30,833
And this is our guest bedroom.

1570
01:40:30,958 --> 01:40:33,542
You mean my room.
- Did you give me a room?

1571
01:40:33,833 --> 01:40:38,250
This is my room. This is where
Cathy will send me after we fight

1572
01:40:38,375 --> 01:40:40,667
And this is my favourite room.

1573
01:40:51,542 --> 01:40:52,667
Okay and this is..

1574
01:40:55,792 --> 01:40:57,000
...Ron, Mr. Smith's here.

1575
01:40:57,250 --> 01:40:59,208
Oh shit! My boss.
Cathy come on, let's go.

1576
01:40:59,333 --> 01:41:00,417
Coming.

1577
01:41:48,875 --> 01:41:53,833
I will always be with you my love.

1578
01:41:54,875 --> 01:42:02,958
Walking beside you,
like the sky above.

1579
01:43:05,208 --> 01:43:11,000
In summer's sun, I'll give you shade.

1580
01:43:11,417 --> 01:43:17,583
In autumn's loneliness,
I'll be your shadow.

1581
01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:23,833
When in doubt, count me in.

1582
01:43:23,958 --> 01:43:29,583
With you, I've found life at last.

1583
01:43:30,000 --> 01:43:35,875
In a web ofjoys you cast..

1584
01:43:36,500 --> 01:43:42,375
...am I discovering all I
ever wished for, or am I lost?

1585
01:43:44,208 --> 01:43:49,125
...I'll always be with you, my love..

1586
01:43:50,250 --> 01:43:58,167
...walking with you,
like the sky above.

1587
01:44:54,625 --> 01:45:00,417
Let the sorrow-laden
clouds rain on me.

1588
01:45:00,750 --> 01:45:06,792
Let the despairing
moments come to rest on me.

1589
01:45:07,167 --> 01:45:13,000
All of your pain, give to me.

1590
01:45:13,125 --> 01:45:18,958
Find someone to love
my heart seemed to say..

1591
01:45:19,167 --> 01:45:25,042
...where secrets aren't held,
and all is given away..

1592
01:45:25,750 --> 01:45:31,708
...but when I open my eyes,
will my dream be gone, or stay?

1593
01:45:33,500 --> 01:45:38,417
I will always be with you, my love.

1594
01:45:39,458 --> 01:45:47,000
Walking beside you,
like the sky above.

1595
01:46:18,083 --> 01:46:19,750
Shit!
- I know.

1596
01:46:20,292 --> 01:46:21,375
It's perfect.

1597
01:46:21,500 --> 01:46:22,583
I know.

1598
01:46:23,625 --> 01:46:24,833
What a location, yaar!

1599
01:46:25,625 --> 01:46:27,875
Isn't it expensive?
- Distress sale.

1600
01:46:28,083 --> 01:46:29,333
I'm getting it at half price.

1601
01:46:32,125 --> 01:46:34,333
Your dream restaurant,
in front of you.

1602
01:46:34,458 --> 01:46:36,667
Finally!
- Finally.

1603
01:46:36,750 --> 01:46:38,958
In the corner, an
outdoor barbecue and kitchen.

1604
01:46:39,208 --> 01:46:40,833
Everything in front of your eyes.

1605
01:46:41,250 --> 01:46:44,417
Waitresses?
- Of course, all in swimming costumes.

1606
01:46:44,542 --> 01:46:46,500
Yes, yes, yes.

1607
01:46:46,875 --> 01:46:48,042
Has your loan been processed?

1608
01:46:48,625 --> 01:46:51,125
Almost. The formalities
will be over by the afternoon.

1609
01:46:51,417 --> 01:46:54,708
And then, I will be the
proud owner of "Nick's Boat"

1610
01:46:55,375 --> 01:46:57,833
Nick's Boat?
- That's the name.

1611
01:46:58,208 --> 01:46:59,958
It's horrible.
- I love it.

1612
01:47:00,292 --> 01:47:01,375
I also love it.

1613
01:47:02,333 --> 01:47:04,833
Congratulations brother,
I'm so happy for you man.

1614
01:47:05,292 --> 01:47:06,542
Oh, it's my bank manager.

1615
01:47:07,250 --> 01:47:08,833
Hello Mr. Lehmann. Everything good?

1616
01:47:10,708 --> 01:47:13,292
What? But I don't understand. You
said everything had been approved.

1617
01:47:14,458 --> 01:47:16,917
Oh Mr. Lehmann you can't do
this to me. I was counting on you.

1618
01:47:18,208 --> 01:47:19,708
But you have all the business plans.

1619
01:47:20,083 --> 01:47:21,875
No I can't make such
a big down-payment.

1620
01:47:22,000 --> 01:47:23,333
I don't have that kind of cash.

1621
01:47:24,167 --> 01:47:25,500
Oh Mr. Lehmann please don't do this.

1622
01:47:25,625 --> 01:47:27,208
That restaurant
means everything to me.

1623
01:47:29,542 --> 01:47:31,083
I mean, there must be
something you can do.

1624
01:47:35,042 --> 01:47:38,750
Okay. Well, thanks for trying.

1625
01:47:40,833 --> 01:47:41,917
What?

1626
01:47:42,750 --> 01:47:43,917
The loan was disapproved.

1627
01:47:44,292 --> 01:47:45,375
Why?

1628
01:47:45,500 --> 01:47:47,958
They need a twenty
five percent down-payment.

1629
01:47:48,042 --> 01:47:49,083
So?

1630
01:47:49,875 --> 01:47:51,667
All my money's gone
into the house, Ron.

1631
01:47:51,750 --> 01:47:53,542
Shit! Mine too.

1632
01:48:04,167 --> 01:48:06,583
Here you go princess.
We've reached your palace.

1633
01:48:07,042 --> 01:48:09,125
Thanks Jignesh. I had a great time.

1634
01:48:09,500 --> 01:48:10,583
Nice movie?

1635
01:48:12,083 --> 01:48:13,167
Can I ask you something?

1636
01:48:15,250 --> 01:48:16,375
Do you still love that idiot?

1637
01:48:19,250 --> 01:48:20,667
But it doesn't hurt so much now.

1638
01:48:22,042 --> 01:48:24,375
Besides I've given up
hope of things changing.

1639
01:48:25,333 --> 01:48:26,417
Is there anything I can do?

1640
01:48:27,125 --> 01:48:28,792
Just be there, like you always have.

1641
01:48:29,542 --> 01:48:31,875
I'm always there. I love you, yaar.

1642
01:48:42,875 --> 01:48:44,000
Jerk.

1643
01:48:57,708 --> 01:49:00,583
These are all the accounts
that need to be cleared.

1644
01:49:00,958 --> 01:49:03,500
Take a look and please give me
your share. I need the money.

1645
01:49:13,875 --> 01:49:15,417
Stop it Nick! What are you doing?

1646
01:49:15,917 --> 01:49:17,417
From now on, the
curtains I don't like will not

1647
01:49:17,542 --> 01:49:18,708
be put up in the living room.

1648
01:49:19,167 --> 01:49:20,458
And I hate these damn candles.

1649
01:49:21,583 --> 01:49:23,250
You decorate your
room however you like,

1650
01:49:23,375 --> 01:49:24,750
I don't want to see any of this here.

1651
01:49:25,125 --> 01:49:27,500
You're doing this just
because I asked you for my money?

1652
01:49:28,083 --> 01:49:29,500
The hell with your money.

1653
01:49:30,917 --> 01:49:32,042
Just take it all, okay?

1654
01:49:32,167 --> 01:49:33,875
Account cleared. Fine?

1655
01:49:34,083 --> 01:49:36,833
Now you do your share.
You don't do the dishes.

1656
01:49:37,042 --> 01:49:38,500
Your pregnancy books and papers..

1657
01:49:38,625 --> 01:49:40,125
...are scattered all
over the living room.

1658
01:49:40,375 --> 01:49:43,458
Not a living room, it's a
garbage dump. I can't stand it.

1659
01:49:43,750 --> 01:49:45,292
We should put up a sign:

1660
01:49:45,417 --> 01:49:49,000
"Please dump all your
garbage in our living room..

1661
01:49:49,125 --> 01:49:50,375
...there's enough space"

1662
01:49:51,167 --> 01:49:54,042
Listen. You like cleanliness,
you clean it up.

1663
01:49:54,167 --> 01:49:55,708
Why the hell should
I clean up your mess?

1664
01:49:55,833 --> 01:49:57,958
Then live with it
- I am living with it.

1665
01:49:58,042 --> 01:50:00,542
I've lived in this
stupid house with you for..

1666
01:50:00,708 --> 01:50:02,083
...the last ten months, haven't I?

1667
01:50:02,417 --> 01:50:03,542
I'm tolerating you too.

1668
01:50:03,708 --> 01:50:06,958
Do you hear me complaining? - What
the hell will you complain about?

1669
01:50:07,042 --> 01:50:11,000
How am I bothering you?
- You show me your face. Everyday.

1670
01:50:11,083 --> 01:50:13,708
You live in the same house.
Isn't that enough?

1671
01:50:14,250 --> 01:50:15,292
Just get lost!

1672
01:50:15,417 --> 01:50:18,375
I can't believe I gave up my
restaurant for this madness.

1673
01:50:20,042 --> 01:50:21,125
What did you say?

1674
01:50:22,042 --> 01:50:24,667
I wasted all my savings
just to live here with you..

1675
01:50:24,792 --> 01:50:26,125
...in this house, okay?

1676
01:50:26,417 --> 01:50:28,667
The money that I had
saved up for my restaurant.

1677
01:50:28,792 --> 01:50:32,000
It's all gone,
finished, over. And for what?

1678
01:50:32,167 --> 01:50:34,167
A living room full of your shit!

1679
01:50:34,333 --> 01:50:38,125
Was it my idea? To live together,
to rent this house?

1680
01:50:38,333 --> 01:50:41,375
I can't leave my bloody job
because I took a loan for this house.

1681
01:50:42,375 --> 01:50:45,000
I'm going to work and I'm
studying in this condition.

1682
01:50:45,625 --> 01:50:50,167
And you jerk, instead of helping me,
you're giving me attitude?

1683
01:50:53,417 --> 01:50:54,458
What?

1684
01:50:55,083 --> 01:50:56,125
It kicked.

1685
01:50:56,375 --> 01:50:57,458
What?

1686
01:50:58,083 --> 01:50:59,208
It kicked.

1687
01:51:02,167 --> 01:51:03,250
It's the first time.

1688
01:51:04,250 --> 01:51:06,583
I can't feel.. oh my god!

1689
01:51:07,833 --> 01:51:08,917
Yes.

1690
01:51:10,292 --> 01:51:14,167
Oh crap! Again. Can you feel it?
- Of course I can feel it

1691
01:51:14,292 --> 01:51:15,375
It's happening in my stomach.

1692
01:51:47,500 --> 01:51:49,667
Four butter nans, one butter daal.

1693
01:51:50,958 --> 01:51:52,000
Mixed vegetables please.

1694
01:51:52,917 --> 01:51:54,000
One butter chicken.

1695
01:51:58,417 --> 01:51:59,542
Something's off, boss.

1696
01:52:01,625 --> 01:52:02,708
Something's off?

1697
01:52:06,083 --> 01:52:07,458
It's okay.
- Okay?

1698
01:52:08,000 --> 01:52:09,042
Just handle it, man.

1699
01:52:13,125 --> 01:52:15,792
Done?
- Almost, boss. Garnishing okay?

1700
01:52:16,500 --> 01:52:17,708
Looking like a mistress, right?

1701
01:52:18,792 --> 01:52:21,167
Listen, are you married?

1702
01:52:21,417 --> 01:52:22,875
Yes.
- Any kids?

1703
01:52:23,417 --> 01:52:26,000
One son. But my life's a
living hell now. - Why?

1704
01:52:26,083 --> 01:52:28,875
He's sick for at least a couple of
days every week, cries all night.

1705
01:52:29,167 --> 01:52:31,125
Then there's the cost
of food, clothes, toys..

1706
01:52:31,250 --> 01:52:32,375
...I can't even afford a holiday.

1707
01:52:32,500 --> 01:52:36,208
Exactly. So you were happier before?
- Hundred percent! In fact..

1708
01:52:36,333 --> 01:52:38,583
...I was happier before marriage!
No tension at all.

1709
01:52:39,750 --> 01:52:41,958
Then one shouldn't marry, right?
- No way.

1710
01:52:43,792 --> 01:52:44,833
But there's one thing.

1711
01:52:45,167 --> 01:52:49,417
Sometimes when my son smiles
at me, or grabs my finger..

1712
01:52:49,792 --> 01:52:51,958
...it feels like everything's okay.

1713
01:52:52,250 --> 01:52:56,958
All my tensions drain away. That
feeling can only come from a kid.

1714
01:53:36,500 --> 01:53:38,083
I think he likes you.

1715
01:53:39,042 --> 01:53:40,125
You're having a baby?

1716
01:53:42,250 --> 01:53:43,917
First baby?
- Yes.

1717
01:53:44,042 --> 01:53:45,958
You know, I think you're
going to make a great father.

1718
01:53:46,917 --> 01:53:49,125
Okay, bye
- Bye.

1719
01:53:51,208 --> 01:53:54,375
Here are the books you ordered, Nick.
- Thanks, John.

1720
01:54:38,875 --> 01:54:40,000
What are you doing?

1721
01:54:40,458 --> 01:54:43,667
I thought it was a thief!
- Thief! Do you remember that..

1722
01:54:43,833 --> 01:54:45,292
...someone else also
lives in this house?

1723
01:54:45,500 --> 01:54:47,042
Yes, but you were being so quiet.

1724
01:54:47,167 --> 01:54:49,167
You always come in and
switch on the lights, the tv..

1725
01:54:49,292 --> 01:54:50,417
...Your door was open.

1726
01:54:50,542 --> 01:54:51,917
I was trying not to disturb you.

1727
01:54:53,250 --> 01:54:54,917
You were trying to.. what?

1728
01:54:55,833 --> 01:54:58,167
Now why are you awake at this hour?
- I'm going out.

1729
01:54:58,708 --> 01:55:01,542
Now? Where?
- What do you care?

1730
01:55:01,958 --> 01:55:03,542
Come on, take it easy.

1731
01:55:03,792 --> 01:55:06,500
Where are you going at eleven pm?
- I want to eat ice cream.

1732
01:55:06,792 --> 01:55:08,750
Ah, no problem.

1733
01:55:10,208 --> 01:55:12,333
Here. Ice cream.

1734
01:55:13,458 --> 01:55:16,875
No. I want to have Ben and Jerry's
Belgian Dark Chocolate ice cream.

1735
01:55:17,042 --> 01:55:19,167
But I thought you didn't
like chocolate ice cream?

1736
01:55:19,292 --> 01:55:20,833
Damn it Nick, you won't understand.

1737
01:55:21,125 --> 01:55:23,500
These things happen during a
pregnancy. When you have a craving..

1738
01:55:23,625 --> 01:55:24,708
You can't think of anything else.

1739
01:55:24,833 --> 01:55:26,833
All I can think of
is Ben and Jerry's..

1740
01:55:26,958 --> 01:55:28,125
...Belgian Dark Chocolate ice cream.

1741
01:55:28,250 --> 01:55:31,875
Okay, okay. Get it tomorrow.
- No Nick. I want it now!

1742
01:55:32,000 --> 01:55:33,542
What do you care? Go to sleep!

1743
01:55:33,792 --> 01:55:35,458
Oh fine! Do what you want.

1744
01:55:50,167 --> 01:55:52,000
Chocolate, right?
- What are you doing?

1745
01:55:53,042 --> 01:55:54,667
You wanted chocolate
ice cream, right?

1746
01:55:54,875 --> 01:55:56,000
No, Nick.

1747
01:55:57,125 --> 01:56:00,250
Ambar, it's really late.
Please don't confuse me.

1748
01:56:02,125 --> 01:56:05,958
I want Ben and Jerry's
Belgian Dark Chocolate ice cream.

1749
01:56:06,042 --> 01:56:07,667
Where the hell will we find
Ben and Jerry's at this hour?

1750
01:56:07,792 --> 01:56:09,875
We'll find something.
It'll be open in St Kilda.

1751
01:56:10,000 --> 01:56:12,167
It'll be closed.
- It'll be open, I know.

1752
01:56:21,500 --> 01:56:24,542
Shit! That's impossible.

1753
01:56:25,042 --> 01:56:27,875
I mean, how can they be shut?

1754
01:56:28,000 --> 01:56:29,583
Are they allowed to close down?

1755
01:56:29,708 --> 01:56:32,500
It's only what, a quarter to twelve!.

1756
01:56:32,625 --> 01:56:34,667
The whole world wants
to eat ice cream

1757
01:56:35,083 --> 01:56:36,417
What if it's an emergency?

1758
01:56:36,708 --> 01:56:38,750
It could be a matter
of life and death.

1759
01:56:40,375 --> 01:56:42,250
And they're shut?

1760
01:56:46,458 --> 01:56:49,500
Okay sorry, but where will
you find it at this time?

1761
01:56:49,625 --> 01:56:50,708
Have something else.

1762
01:56:51,083 --> 01:56:56,042
Nick, I have to have Ben..
- And Jerry's Belgian Dark Chocolate.

1763
01:56:56,167 --> 01:57:00,000
I know, I know. But where?
- I don't care.

1764
01:57:02,542 --> 01:57:04,208
What's going on man?

1765
01:57:31,250 --> 01:57:35,583
Fifteen to midnight,
two souls on a roll..

1766
01:57:35,750 --> 01:57:39,250
...what's goin' on?

1767
01:57:40,250 --> 01:57:44,750
When the roads are
asleep where are we going to..

1768
01:57:44,875 --> 01:57:48,208
...what's goin' on?

1769
01:57:49,417 --> 01:57:52,708
Why, who asked you out?

1770
01:57:52,833 --> 01:57:56,792
Why are you wagging behind me?

1771
01:57:58,708 --> 01:58:01,667
What's your bother,
I'll do what I want.

1772
01:58:01,750 --> 01:58:03,833
Who are you to preach?

1773
01:58:03,958 --> 01:58:11,000
I'm on my way, what's up
with you? What's goin' on?

1774
01:58:12,458 --> 01:58:16,667
Just fifteen to midnight
and two souls on a roll..

1775
01:58:16,792 --> 01:58:20,125
What's goin' on?

1776
01:58:40,250 --> 01:58:44,958
Stop acting high-and-mighty.

1777
01:58:45,375 --> 01:58:49,583
It's a big bad world out here.

1778
01:58:49,958 --> 01:58:54,042
Where'd you learn to talk big?

1779
01:58:54,542 --> 01:58:58,667
Don't try to save me from the world.

1780
01:58:58,750 --> 01:59:02,917
Why girl, you'll regret being gone.

1781
01:59:03,250 --> 01:59:07,292
You run now, but you'll return.

1782
01:59:07,750 --> 01:59:12,458
What I know is, once
your're gone, you never return.

1783
01:59:12,583 --> 01:59:19,792
I'm on my way, what's up
with you? What's goin' on?

1784
01:59:20,750 --> 01:59:25,250
Fifteen to midnight,
two souls on a roll..

1785
01:59:25,375 --> 01:59:28,792
...what's goin' on?

1786
02:00:09,958 --> 02:00:14,167
Come tell me this..

1787
02:00:14,500 --> 02:00:18,708
...why do you care?

1788
02:00:19,125 --> 02:00:23,250
Who cares, you can get lost.

1789
02:00:23,625 --> 02:00:27,833
Live like a loner, if you can.

1790
02:00:27,958 --> 02:00:31,958
I'll live a loner, if
I got to go it alone.

1791
02:00:32,333 --> 02:00:36,583
I'll take my losses
and I'll get along.

1792
02:00:37,000 --> 02:00:39,083
Then get going,

1793
02:00:39,208 --> 02:00:41,458
...getting along,
alone, go the long haul.

1794
02:00:41,583 --> 02:00:48,833
I'm on my way, what's up
with you? What's goin' on?

1795
02:00:50,000 --> 02:00:53,125
Why, who asked you out?

1796
02:00:53,542 --> 02:00:57,375
Why are you wagging behind me?

1797
02:00:59,083 --> 02:01:04,458
What's your bother, I'll do what
I want. Who are you to preach?

1798
02:01:04,583 --> 02:01:11,792
I'm on my way, what's up
with you? What's goin' on?

1799
02:01:12,750 --> 02:01:17,250
Fifteen to midnight,
two souls on a roll..

1800
02:01:17,375 --> 02:01:21,000
...what's goin' on?

1801
02:01:22,042 --> 02:01:26,500
When the roads are
asleep where are we going to..

1802
02:01:26,625 --> 02:01:30,083
...what's goin' on?

1803
02:01:31,333 --> 02:01:35,667
Fifteen to midnight,
two souls on a roll..

1804
02:01:35,792 --> 02:01:40,375
...what's goin' on?

1805
02:01:51,708 --> 02:01:55,500
You ever had that dream about
going to work wearing no clothes?

1806
02:01:57,042 --> 02:02:01,917
No? I've seen it often. And I
feel exactly like that right now.

1807
02:02:04,042 --> 02:02:08,833
Two Ben and Jerry's Belgian
Dark Chocolate ice creams please.

1808
02:02:09,250 --> 02:02:11,708
Anything else sir?
- No, just lots of it.

1809
02:02:19,042 --> 02:02:20,083
Thank you.

1810
02:02:39,208 --> 02:02:41,292
Stop it, people will think
I'm doing something to you.

1811
02:02:44,917 --> 02:02:45,958
You know what?

1812
02:02:46,958 --> 02:02:48,542
I completely understand.

1813
02:02:53,833 --> 02:02:54,875
Thanks.

1814
02:03:06,708 --> 02:03:09,125
You're not eating. Isn't it nice?

1815
02:03:14,458 --> 02:03:15,708
It's perfect.

1816
02:04:19,500 --> 02:04:21,000
There's a cookery show on TV.

1817
02:04:21,208 --> 02:04:23,958
I'd really like to watch it.
Can I have the cable please?

1818
02:04:24,917 --> 02:04:26,167
Sure.
- Thanks.

1819
02:04:28,208 --> 02:04:29,292
Thank you.

1820
02:04:32,042 --> 02:04:34,083
I'll keep the volume down. I promise.

1821
02:04:34,542 --> 02:04:35,583
Thanks.

1822
02:04:51,333 --> 02:04:52,500
Do you want to watch something?

1823
02:04:53,833 --> 02:04:54,875
No thanks.

1824
02:04:57,833 --> 02:05:01,333
Nick, I need to talk to you.

1825
02:05:08,750 --> 02:05:09,833
Tell me.

1826
02:05:10,250 --> 02:05:11,833
Nick you're not doing anything wrong.

1827
02:05:12,958 --> 02:05:14,750
You're not ready for
a marriage and kids..

1828
02:05:15,125 --> 02:05:16,708
...and you're being completely honest.

1829
02:05:18,500 --> 02:05:20,292
You're doing just
what's right for you..

1830
02:05:21,833 --> 02:05:23,167
...and what you want for yourself.

1831
02:05:25,375 --> 02:05:27,375
Who can understand
this better than me?

1832
02:05:29,292 --> 02:05:31,667
I've always lived my life for myself.

1833
02:05:33,042 --> 02:05:37,417
I've never thought about how
it might affect my mom and dad.

1834
02:05:38,833 --> 02:05:42,333
Who knows, maybe this is retribution.

1835
02:05:44,292 --> 02:05:45,500
Maybe it's all karma.

1836
02:05:46,833 --> 02:05:49,333
And only you could
give me this lesson.

1837
02:05:50,917 --> 02:05:53,125
Because I've never
loved anybody as much.

1838
02:05:55,833 --> 02:05:56,917
Look Am by, I.

1839
02:05:58,042 --> 02:06:04,250
Till now, it was all about me,
my happiness, my pain, my life.

1840
02:06:05,833 --> 02:06:09,167
Not anymore, now
everything has changed.

1841
02:06:11,208 --> 02:06:12,583
Now it's all about my baby.

1842
02:06:14,208 --> 02:06:16,208
This life that's growing inside me.

1843
02:06:17,917 --> 02:06:19,750
I can do anything for
this baby, Nick.

1844
02:06:20,458 --> 02:06:21,667
I can endure anything.

1845
02:06:22,542 --> 02:06:24,458
But I can't imagine
my baby being hurt.

1846
02:06:26,917 --> 02:06:31,500
I'd decided never to ask you for
anything for either me or my baby.

1847
02:06:34,333 --> 02:06:36,542
But today I've gathered the
courage to ask you for something.

1848
02:06:37,167 --> 02:06:38,250
What?

1849
02:06:38,500 --> 02:06:39,750
I have a disorder in my blood.

1850
02:06:41,375 --> 02:06:42,458
Anything serious?

1851
02:06:43,083 --> 02:06:45,792
No. I'm thalassemia minor.

1852
02:06:47,250 --> 02:06:48,708
This doesn't affect me in any way.

1853
02:06:50,292 --> 02:06:55,250
But if you.. if you
have this disorder too,

1854
02:06:55,917 --> 02:06:57,833
then there could be
complications for the baby.

1855
02:06:59,042 --> 02:07:01,125
The child could be thalassemia major.

1856
02:07:01,250 --> 02:07:02,958
I don't have any complications.

1857
02:07:03,583 --> 02:07:05,000
Trust me. I am fine.

1858
02:07:05,333 --> 02:07:08,000
Nick, get a blood test, please.

1859
02:07:08,125 --> 02:07:10,333
What? No way.

1860
02:07:10,750 --> 02:07:12,583
I'm telling you there's
nothing wrong with me.

1861
02:07:12,708 --> 02:07:14,375
I've never had a
problem in my life. I'm fine.

1862
02:07:14,500 --> 02:07:16,333
Nick you can't be sure
unless you have the test.

1863
02:07:16,583 --> 02:07:21,000
Please, for me, for my baby,
Nick. It's a small blood test.

1864
02:07:21,125 --> 02:07:22,208
Please, I beg of you.

1865
02:07:22,875 --> 02:07:26,083
Look Amby, try and understand..

1866
02:07:26,208 --> 02:07:30,042
...I've never taken a
blood test in my life.

1867
02:07:31,167 --> 02:07:32,417
I won't be able to do it.

1868
02:07:33,792 --> 02:07:34,917
I'm sorry.

1869
02:07:35,708 --> 02:07:37,417
I asked you for such a little thing..

1870
02:07:38,167 --> 02:07:40,458
I'm sorry Amby. I just can't do it.

1871
02:07:42,500 --> 02:07:43,583
Go away Nick.

1872
02:07:55,292 --> 02:07:56,417
Nikhil Arora.

1873
02:07:57,292 --> 02:07:58,375
How can I help you?

1874
02:07:59,417 --> 02:08:00,667
It's about the pregnancy.

1875
02:08:00,958 --> 02:08:02,000
You're pregnant?

1876
02:08:03,000 --> 02:08:05,875
No I'm.. I'm Ambar's boy-friend.

1877
02:08:07,875 --> 02:08:10,208
So you're the one
who's scared of blood.

1878
02:08:11,792 --> 02:08:14,917
You're really scared aren't you?
- Yes.. can we do this quickly?

1879
02:08:15,042 --> 02:08:16,083
You don't worry at all.

1880
02:08:16,333 --> 02:08:17,583
It won't even take a minute.

1881
02:08:18,125 --> 02:08:20,042
We just need to put a
syringe in your vein..

1882
02:08:20,167 --> 02:08:21,542
...and extract 10 ccs of blood.

1883
02:08:24,708 --> 02:08:26,458
Nick, are you okay?

1884
02:08:27,000 --> 02:08:30,000
No. So please hurry up
and do what you have to do.

1885
02:08:36,625 --> 02:08:37,667
It's over.

1886
02:08:37,792 --> 02:08:38,875
Did it hurt?

1887
02:08:39,250 --> 02:08:43,458
What? It's over? Are we done?

1888
02:08:44,250 --> 02:08:46,958
Can I go? - Sure. You'll
get the report tomorrow.

1889
02:08:49,708 --> 02:08:52,875
You can take this copy of the
sonography with you if you like.

1890
02:08:56,875 --> 02:08:58,417
Give it to Ambar.
- Thank you.

1891
02:08:59,375 --> 02:09:00,667
And congratulations.

1892
02:09:02,125 --> 02:09:04,792
Oh, for the blood test?

1893
02:09:05,042 --> 02:09:06,917
No, for the twins.

1894
02:09:13,417 --> 02:09:14,458
Twins?

1895
02:09:14,583 --> 02:09:18,208
Yes. Didn't Ambar tell you?
You're going to have twins

1896
02:09:20,583 --> 02:09:21,708
I'm meeting you for the first time

1897
02:09:21,833 --> 02:09:23,375
today in eight
months of her pregnancy.

1898
02:09:23,750 --> 02:09:24,792
You're the father, Nick.

1899
02:09:25,042 --> 02:09:28,708
Don't you have any responsibility?
She's doing everything alone.

1900
02:09:28,792 --> 02:09:32,250
There's nobody to help her,
neither her family, nor yours.

1901
02:09:33,042 --> 02:09:35,792
I've told her to rest but I
don't think she's listening.

1902
02:09:36,500 --> 02:09:39,917
Nick, you need to
support her, help her.

1903
02:09:40,583 --> 02:09:43,958
She's gone through this all
alone and that's not fair.

1904
02:09:44,875 --> 02:09:50,417
She needs love, she needs to be
cared for and only you can do this.

1905
02:09:51,125 --> 02:09:53,667
Please. Please be
there for her now, Nick.

1906
02:10:08,000 --> 02:10:09,167
Because I love you.

1907
02:10:09,875 --> 02:10:12,708
And maybe I want the right
to have a say in your life,

1908
02:10:13,083 --> 02:10:15,458
and I want to give
you that right too.

1909
02:10:16,250 --> 02:10:18,667
Why are we afraid of giving
this relationship a name, Nick?

1910
02:10:19,917 --> 02:10:21,083
I'm not afraid, Amby.

1911
02:10:22,750 --> 02:10:24,750
I'm not afraid of giving
this relationship a name now.

1912
02:10:45,708 --> 02:10:46,833
I'll take this one.

1913
02:11:02,208 --> 02:11:03,292
Nick, you're not being fair.

1914
02:11:03,833 --> 02:11:07,875
The decision to separate was yours.
You weren't ready for commitment.

1915
02:11:08,333 --> 02:11:09,458
So what was she supposed to do?

1916
02:11:10,417 --> 02:11:14,375
Wait for you all her life?
Or wallow in sorrow?

1917
02:11:15,750 --> 02:11:18,750
Get real Nick, it's 2005.
Everyone has a life.

1918
02:11:20,042 --> 02:11:21,208
Was it so easy for her?

1919
02:11:21,333 --> 02:11:22,792
You'd like it if it
was difficult, right?

1920
02:11:25,000 --> 02:11:26,500
I still love her.
- No you don't

1921
02:11:26,625 --> 02:11:29,917
If you did love her, you wouldn't
have left her in this condition.

1922
02:11:30,333 --> 02:11:32,000
Couldn't she have
waited a little while?

1923
02:11:33,125 --> 02:11:34,917
Did you tell her to wait?

1924
02:11:35,958 --> 02:11:37,167
Now you'll just have
to live with that.

1925
02:11:38,750 --> 02:11:39,792
Hi baby.

1926
02:11:39,917 --> 02:11:43,958
Oh god. I'm so sorry!
Of course I remember.

1927
02:11:44,042 --> 02:11:46,333
Nick had a small problem.

1928
02:11:47,917 --> 02:11:49,917
No I'm not drinking with him! Really!

1929
02:11:50,125 --> 02:11:51,167
I'll be right over baby.

1930
02:11:52,333 --> 02:11:54,833
Shit, yaar. Cathy wanted to eat
swiss rolls and I completely forgot.

1931
02:11:55,833 --> 02:11:57,500
I'll see you man, take care.
Don't drink too much, okay?

1932
02:12:10,167 --> 02:12:11,208
I'm not disturbing you, am I?

1933
02:12:11,583 --> 02:12:13,083
No, no. ls everything all right?

1934
02:12:13,792 --> 02:12:15,042
Somebody wanted to meet you.

1935
02:12:16,250 --> 02:12:19,208
Tina, meet Ambar. Ambar, Tina.

1936
02:12:19,333 --> 02:12:23,208
I'd heard so much about you,
I just had to meet you.

1937
02:12:23,958 --> 02:12:25,000
I'll get it.

1938
02:12:30,417 --> 02:12:31,708
It's a blank call, forget it.

1939
02:12:31,917 --> 02:12:33,083
So what's the date for the wedding?

1940
02:12:44,500 --> 02:12:48,750
Okay, Ambar. When did I
tell you to wait for me?

1941
02:12:51,250 --> 02:12:52,917
When did I say I was
going to come back?

1942
02:12:56,750 --> 02:12:57,833
You be haPPY-

1943
02:12:59,333 --> 02:13:06,708
Be happy with that ..
Idiot! Good luck. I love you.

1944
02:13:11,042 --> 02:13:12,500
You're talking to yourself.

1945
02:13:14,042 --> 02:13:15,458
Got no one else to talk to.

1946
02:13:16,708 --> 02:13:17,708
Buy me a drink?

1947
02:13:19,250 --> 02:13:21,500
Hi, I'm Nick and I'm very drunk.

1948
02:13:21,750 --> 02:13:25,500
I'm Stella, and I'm
quite drunk myself. What fun!

1949
02:13:40,500 --> 02:13:42,500
Andy, once you're done,
I'd like you to load..

1950
02:13:42,625 --> 02:13:44,708
...the couch into the truck, please.
- No worries - Thank you.

1951
02:13:46,083 --> 02:13:47,167
What's happening?

1952
02:13:47,917 --> 02:13:50,667
I don't want to wait till the end
of the month. I'm moving out today.

1953
02:13:57,042 --> 02:13:59,375
Hey Ambar. Where are you?
Pick up the phone.

1954
02:14:00,458 --> 02:14:02,208
The wedding date has
finally been fixed.

1955
02:14:02,417 --> 02:14:07,000
Tina says meeting you yesterday
was like finding an old friend.

1956
02:14:07,083 --> 02:14:08,792
I want to hear what
you thought of Tina.

1957
02:14:09,167 --> 02:14:12,083
If you don't like her, then tell
me now. Our Wedding's in a week.

1958
02:14:12,208 --> 02:14:13,833
Call me back. Bye.

1959
02:14:16,917 --> 02:14:18,458
Jignesh and Tina.

1960
02:14:26,208 --> 02:14:29,708
Who.. what.. who.. what?

1961
02:14:31,125 --> 02:14:32,500
Who are you and what
are you doing here?

1962
02:14:32,958 --> 02:14:36,000
That's really nice. I'm Stella.
We met at the bar last night.

1963
02:14:41,000 --> 02:14:46,042
Okay, you have to leave, now
- What? Get me some coffee first!

1964
02:14:46,167 --> 02:14:49,000
Your bloody coffee can..
you have to leave now.

1965
02:14:49,625 --> 02:14:53,917
Why? - Because my mom
will kill me. And you.

1966
02:14:54,375 --> 02:14:56,500
My mom will kill us both!
She's crazy!

1967
02:14:56,625 --> 02:14:58,667
Put your clothes on quick..
and hurry

1968
02:15:03,083 --> 02:15:05,125
Hello.
- Hi Amber. - Hi doctor.

1969
02:15:06,167 --> 02:15:08,125
Is something wrong?
- Not at all.

1970
02:15:08,708 --> 02:15:11,000
I called to tell you that
Nick's reports have come in.

1971
02:15:11,542 --> 02:15:13,375
Reports?
- Of his blood test.

1972
02:15:15,125 --> 02:15:17,083
Nick went for a blood test?

1973
02:15:17,208 --> 02:15:20,708
Yesterday. And honestly,
he was scared.

1974
02:15:22,792 --> 02:15:25,000
Doctor, is everything all right?

1975
02:15:25,250 --> 02:15:28,208
Absolutely fine.
No signs of thalassemia.

1976
02:15:28,583 --> 02:15:31,292
I knew you'd be nervous.
So I called you personally.

1977
02:15:31,750 --> 02:15:34,167
Thank you doctor, thank you so much.

1978
02:15:34,292 --> 02:15:36,000
You're welcome honey.
See you next week.

1979
02:15:47,750 --> 02:15:49,958
What happened?
- Nothing. Hi.

1980
02:15:50,500 --> 02:15:54,000
Can I come in?
- No, no! This is my room.

1981
02:15:54,458 --> 02:15:56,708
You go to your room.
- What?

1982
02:15:56,833 --> 02:15:58,333
Yes. My room is very dirty.

1983
02:15:58,458 --> 02:16:00,542
You want to talk,
let's talk in your room.

1984
02:16:01,458 --> 02:16:02,708
Nick, is that your mom?

1985
02:16:09,750 --> 02:16:12,000
Hi mom, sorry I was just leaving.

1986
02:16:14,333 --> 02:16:17,000
I never thought I'd
ever say this to you.

1987
02:16:18,500 --> 02:16:20,167
Thank you for not loving me.

1988
02:16:21,792 --> 02:16:23,667
Thank you for not marrying me.

1989
02:16:25,125 --> 02:16:26,292
Thank you for everything.

1990
02:16:34,542 --> 02:16:36,375
What've I done?
- I'll tell you what you've done..

1991
02:16:36,500 --> 02:16:37,667
...you've done nothing.

1992
02:16:38,917 --> 02:16:41,667
What?
- Is this any way to treat a girl?

1993
02:16:41,875 --> 02:16:43,667
You buy me drinks,
get me drunk, we come..

1994
02:16:43,750 --> 02:16:45,500
...back to your place
and what do you do?

1995
02:16:46,500 --> 02:16:48,917
What did I do?
- Nothing, that's just it. Nothing.

1996
02:16:49,042 --> 02:16:50,667
You didn't kiss me,
you didn't touch me.

1997
02:16:50,750 --> 02:16:53,083
Did I come here to hear your stories?

1998
02:16:54,208 --> 02:16:56,667
What kind of stories?
- Who's this Ambar chic?

1999
02:16:57,042 --> 02:16:59,917
All night you kept crying,
telling me how much you love Ambar.

2000
02:17:00,042 --> 02:17:02,458
Well, if you love Ambar so much,
why did you waste my time?

2001
02:17:04,000 --> 02:17:06,083
I didn't do anything?
- Not to me you didn't.

2002
02:17:07,125 --> 02:17:08,208
I didn't do anything!

2003
02:17:08,917 --> 02:17:11,083
Yes, I knew it. I didn't do anything!

2004
02:17:12,208 --> 02:17:13,333
I didn't do anything!

2005
02:17:13,458 --> 02:17:14,667
I didn't do anything!

2006
02:17:14,750 --> 02:17:17,292
Yes, I knew it. I didn't do anything!

2007
02:17:18,042 --> 02:17:22,000
Ambar, I didn't do anything.

2008
02:17:41,375 --> 02:17:43,000
Is her stuff coming to your place?
- Yes

2009
02:17:43,083 --> 02:17:45,167
So where is Ambar?
- I don't know.

2010
02:17:46,333 --> 02:17:49,792
Okay. Whenever she calls,

2011
02:17:50,167 --> 02:17:54,375
just tell her that Nick
didn't do anything. Okay?

2012
02:17:54,500 --> 02:17:56,250
Just tell her that.
She'll understand.

2013
02:17:56,875 --> 02:17:57,917
And tell Cathy as well.

2014
02:17:58,958 --> 02:18:00,000
Thanks.

2015
02:18:01,500 --> 02:18:02,542
Where are you Ambar?

2016
02:18:05,917 --> 02:18:09,583
Jignesh? Nick here. Where's Ambar?
- Why should I tell you?

2017
02:18:10,000 --> 02:18:12,417
Look Jignesh, just tell me where
she is - You hurt her, you know.

2018
02:18:12,542 --> 02:18:13,750
I know, I know.

2019
02:18:14,125 --> 02:18:17,792
She loves you, and all you did
was make her cry, hurt her..

2020
02:18:18,458 --> 02:18:19,792
...Okay Jignesh, listen to me.

2021
02:18:20,208 --> 02:18:22,708
The next time I meet you,
just slap me. Twice.

2022
02:18:22,833 --> 02:18:24,042
I won't say anything, I swear.

2023
02:18:24,875 --> 02:18:26,375
But just tell me
where Ambar is right now.

2024
02:18:26,500 --> 02:18:29,333
I don't know.
- You don't know? - No idea.

2025
02:18:29,458 --> 02:18:31,042
Then why the hell were you
lecturing me for so long?

2026
02:18:32,208 --> 02:18:33,917
Okay, Look. I'm sorry.

2027
02:18:34,792 --> 02:18:37,875
I misjudged you as well.. I'm..
I'm screwed up man.

2028
02:18:38,000 --> 02:18:41,208
Sometimes I get so stupid.
- No problem.

2029
02:18:41,750 --> 02:18:44,583
Just don't hurt her anymore.
- I won't. I swear.

2030
02:18:45,292 --> 02:18:48,417
Please call me if you hear anything.
- You got it.

2031
02:18:48,708 --> 02:18:53,000
And hey,
congratulations. For you and Tina.

2032
02:18:53,833 --> 02:18:54,917
Thanks.

2033
02:18:55,542 --> 02:18:57,708
See Ambar, I can be a nice man.

2034
02:19:00,000 --> 02:19:01,042
Where are you?

2035
02:19:04,542 --> 02:19:07,417
Salaam Namaste ladies and gentlemen.

2036
02:19:07,708 --> 02:19:13,042
I'm sure you still remember our
Big Fight show, Hambar versus Nick.

2037
02:19:13,292 --> 02:19:17,375
On this very show, Nick
fell in love with Hambar.

2038
02:19:17,625 --> 02:19:20,917
But the story is not over.

2039
02:19:21,083 --> 02:19:25,125
Ladies and gentlemen,
Salaam Namaste proudly presents,

2040
02:19:25,375 --> 02:19:29,583
Hambar versus Nick, part two.

2041
02:19:35,542 --> 02:19:38,333
My name is Nikhil Arora.

2042
02:19:40,167 --> 02:19:41,375
And I have lost something.

2043
02:19:42,875 --> 02:19:47,167
In fact, I have lost the most
beautiful thing in the world.

2044
02:19:48,792 --> 02:19:50,542
And I need your help
to find it again.

2045
02:19:52,833 --> 02:19:53,958
Her name is Ambar.

2046
02:19:55,417 --> 02:19:57,417
She is the most
beautiful girl in the world.

2047
02:19:59,958 --> 02:20:01,500
She's wearing a
black-and-white dress,

2048
02:20:03,250 --> 02:20:04,833
she's eight months pregnant.

2049
02:20:05,625 --> 02:20:07,875
And her eyes are red from crying.

2050
02:20:08,917 --> 02:20:16,958
If anyone sees her,
please call me on 0409563700.

2051
02:20:17,292 --> 02:20:19,333
Don't worry Nick, I'm
going to find Ambar for you.

2052
02:20:20,708 --> 02:20:22,083
Ambar! I'm coming.

2053
02:20:22,292 --> 02:20:23,750
Nick, I'll find Ambar for you.

2054
02:20:23,875 --> 02:20:25,667
After showing her
dreams of happiness..

2055
02:20:25,917 --> 02:20:27,292
Is he talking about you?

2056
02:20:27,542 --> 02:20:31,042
I'm sorry. Ambar, come back. Please.

2057
02:20:31,583 --> 02:20:34,833
Not because you need me.
I know that you don't.

2058
02:20:35,292 --> 02:20:39,292
But I need you. I'm all alone
without you, I'm incomplete.

2059
02:20:39,792 --> 02:20:42,542
I'll be your best friend,
Ambar. I'll be the best husband.

2060
02:20:42,875 --> 02:20:44,833
And I'll be the best
father to our babies .

2061
02:20:44,958 --> 02:20:48,042
One more thing, about
what you saw this morning..

2062
02:20:48,792 --> 02:20:52,000
...I swear to you, nothing happened.
I didn't do anything.

2063
02:20:53,083 --> 02:20:55,667
I just kept calling out your
name and crying the whole night.

2064
02:20:56,375 --> 02:20:57,667
Please believe me Ambar.

2065
02:20:57,917 --> 02:21:01,458
If anybody sees her,
please call Nikhil Arora.

2066
02:21:06,500 --> 02:21:07,542
Please stop the taxi.

2067
02:21:08,125 --> 02:21:10,000
Just a minute. I just
need to make a short call.

2068
02:21:10,125 --> 02:21:12,458
Stop the cab. Take this. Just stop.

2069
02:21:18,000 --> 02:21:19,208
Where? Williamstown?

2070
02:21:19,333 --> 02:21:21,875
Best of luck buddy! Your
speech got me so emotional!

2071
02:21:22,000 --> 02:21:25,792
Buddy! I pray that your
cab never runs out of fuel!

2072
02:21:27,708 --> 02:21:28,750
Got it!

2073
02:21:28,875 --> 02:21:32,458
Hambar versus. Nick! How beautiful!

2074
02:21:44,000 --> 02:21:45,000
Excuse me.

2075
02:21:49,167 --> 02:21:52,000
Route 72, going south?
Thank you very much.

2076
02:21:52,083 --> 02:21:53,167
All the best mate.

2077
02:22:07,250 --> 02:22:08,750
Excuse me, can you
please stop the bus?

2078
02:22:08,875 --> 02:22:09,917
Nikhil Arora?

2079
02:22:10,167 --> 02:22:12,750
Your lady love just stepped
off the bus at fisherman's wharf.

2080
02:22:31,417 --> 02:22:32,583
I'm sorry Amby.

2081
02:22:35,500 --> 02:22:36,792
Why are you doing this Nick?

2082
02:22:38,625 --> 02:22:44,000
Because ten years from now, when I
wake up all alone and ask myself..

2083
02:22:45,417 --> 02:22:49,917
Why I didn't give Nick and Ambar a
chance, I'll have only one answer.

2084
02:22:51,208 --> 02:22:53,458
That I'm the biggest
idiot in the world.

2085
02:22:54,875 --> 02:22:58,000
And I don't want to be with
the biggest idiot in the world.

2086
02:22:58,917 --> 02:23:04,292
People can change, right? You
didn't want to marry, now you do.

2087
02:23:05,750 --> 02:23:08,708
I didn't want to get married.
And now..

2088
02:23:16,917 --> 02:23:19,667
...Amby, will you.

2089
02:23:21,417 --> 02:23:22,458
Now what?

2090
02:23:23,083 --> 02:23:24,250
I think my water just broke.

2091
02:23:25,167 --> 02:23:28,417
What? But there's still a
month to go. How can that be?

2092
02:23:35,125 --> 02:23:39,250
Ambar, you didn't answer me!
Will you forgive me? Please!

2093
02:23:39,375 --> 02:23:41,708
I'm really very-very sorry for
all the pain I've caused you.

2094
02:23:41,833 --> 02:23:44,333
Can you forget all that
and give me one more chance?

2095
02:23:45,750 --> 02:23:47,000
Okay, no problem.

2096
02:23:47,292 --> 02:23:49,208
You can think about it and
give me an answer later.

2097
02:23:49,333 --> 02:23:50,583
Just shut up. Just shut up.

2098
02:23:52,000 --> 02:23:53,417
I'll be right back. Stay right here.

2099
02:23:54,750 --> 02:23:56,750
Where will I go you idiot, just go!

2100
02:23:56,875 --> 02:23:57,917
Crap! You're right.

2101
02:24:03,875 --> 02:24:05,458
Too many emergency pregnancies..

2102
02:24:05,750 --> 02:24:07,042
Something to do with
the Moon's position..

2103
02:24:07,167 --> 02:24:08,667
...a partial eclipse or some rubbish.

2104
02:24:08,750 --> 02:24:11,250
Anyway, your doctor's not free
and no private room is available.

2105
02:24:11,375 --> 02:24:13,417
What do we do?
- What do we do? What do we do?

2106
02:24:13,542 --> 02:24:16,708
Take a semi-private room
here or go to another hospital?

2107
02:24:17,042 --> 02:24:19,458
Another? Nick, what the
hell is wrong with you?

2108
02:24:19,708 --> 02:24:21,292
This isn't a bloody restaurant!

2109
02:24:21,583 --> 02:24:23,583
Take what we're getting or
I'll have the babies right here!

2110
02:24:24,708 --> 02:24:26,167
Okay, a semi-private room.

2111
02:24:26,625 --> 02:24:29,333
Now listen Ambar, I'm
really-really sorry about everything.

2112
02:24:29,708 --> 02:24:31,125
If you give me one more chance..

2113
02:24:32,125 --> 02:24:33,208
Okay, we'll talk later.

2114
02:24:36,833 --> 02:24:38,333
Okay lady, we're going
to put you on the bed now.

2115
02:24:38,958 --> 02:24:42,333
One minute. Listen. You'll have
to prop up your feet like this.

2116
02:24:42,458 --> 02:24:44,875
And then you'll have to
breathe deeply, like this.

2117
02:24:46,375 --> 02:24:49,000
And then, when the time comes,
you have to push, like this .

2118
02:24:53,042 --> 02:24:54,833
Sorry, I saw it on TV.

2119
02:24:55,375 --> 02:24:56,458
You probably know.

2120
02:24:57,333 --> 02:24:58,583
We'll help you on the bed now.

2121
02:25:04,917 --> 02:25:07,125
Hey sexy. It's you again.

2122
02:25:07,250 --> 02:25:08,458
Nick, do you know her?

2123
02:25:08,917 --> 02:25:11,083
Oh hi Mum, you're having
another baby.

2124
02:25:11,208 --> 02:25:12,667
Okay, is there any other nurse?

2125
02:25:13,083 --> 02:25:15,417
No lover, everyone's busy.

2126
02:25:15,542 --> 02:25:16,958
Nick, who is she?

2127
02:25:17,042 --> 02:25:18,208
I don't know, who are you?

2128
02:25:18,333 --> 02:25:20,458
Don't you remember, mum? I
was in the room this morning.

2129
02:25:24,458 --> 02:25:26,792
Amby. Amby, please listen to me.

2130
02:25:27,042 --> 02:25:30,000
I swear nothing happened
between us, ask her if you like.

2131
02:25:30,125 --> 02:25:33,667
You're Ambar! This
guy really loves you.

2132
02:25:33,750 --> 02:25:35,250
All night he was crying saying,

2133
02:25:35,375 --> 02:25:38,833
I love my Ambar, I miss my Ambar.
He wouldn't even let me kiss him.

2134
02:25:38,958 --> 02:25:40,500
He said, You're not Ambar.

2135
02:25:40,625 --> 02:25:42,042
See!See?

2136
02:25:42,167 --> 02:25:43,958
Nothing happened,
Ambar, nothing happened.

2137
02:25:44,208 --> 02:25:45,250
Please believe me.

2138
02:25:45,375 --> 02:25:46,500
Now will you forgive me?

2139
02:25:46,625 --> 02:25:48,083
Ambar, I have to tell you..

2140
02:25:49,625 --> 02:25:51,500
Okay crap, where's the doctor?

2141
02:25:52,292 --> 02:25:53,375
You're looking lovely!

2142
02:25:54,458 --> 02:25:58,250
Nick! Isn't it amazing?
We're becoming daddies together.

2143
02:25:58,375 --> 02:25:59,667
I know. Isn't it cool?

2144
02:25:59,792 --> 02:26:03,333
Ron!
- Shut up. I'm talking to him.

2145
02:26:03,458 --> 02:26:05,167
I'm having your baby.

2146
02:26:05,292 --> 02:26:07,833
I'm sorry baby, I'm sorry.
- Where the hell is the doctor?

2147
02:26:07,958 --> 02:26:09,250
Here I am!

2148
02:26:09,750 --> 02:26:13,750
Allow me to introduce myself,
a little later.

2149
02:26:27,375 --> 02:26:30,250
Who am l.. where am I?

2150
02:26:30,375 --> 02:26:31,500
Are you the doctor?

2151
02:26:34,458 --> 02:26:36,500
Doc, I need your introduction
- Of course!

2152
02:26:36,917 --> 02:26:39,542
Myself Doctor Vijay Kumar, M.D.D.G.O.
- What are you doing?

2153
02:26:39,708 --> 02:26:42,042
Fantastic! From where, from where?
- Surat - Surat! I like Surat

2154
02:26:42,167 --> 02:26:44,708
Oh shut up Ron. Where the hell
have you been? - l.. that, that..

2155
02:26:45,500 --> 02:26:48,167
What that...?
- Where babies are born.

2156
02:26:48,292 --> 02:26:50,500
Delivery?
- Delivery! I was in delivery.

2157
02:26:50,625 --> 02:26:51,833
Now where is she?
- Who?

2158
02:26:51,958 --> 02:26:55,417
That, that..
- What that, yaar?

2159
02:26:55,542 --> 02:26:57,250
The one who's delivering!
- Patient?

2160
02:26:57,375 --> 02:26:59,917
Patient! Where's the patient?
- Here - There.

2161
02:27:00,583 --> 02:27:02,333
Where's the other doctor?
- Which other doctor?

2162
02:27:02,458 --> 02:27:04,417
How should I know?
- Then how would I know?

2163
02:27:04,542 --> 02:27:06,667
Look, there are two patients here.
Can you handle both?

2164
02:27:06,750 --> 02:27:08,083
I hope so.

2165
02:27:08,208 --> 02:27:10,917
I hope so! You, you..
- I hope so...?

2166
02:27:11,833 --> 02:27:12,958
Now where's that?

2167
02:27:13,042 --> 02:27:15,333
Who?
- That, that.. - What that?

2168
02:27:15,458 --> 02:27:18,000
The one who helps me.
- Maid?

2169
02:27:18,083 --> 02:27:19,708
No.
- Oh shut up Ron. Nurse?

2170
02:27:19,833 --> 02:27:22,417
Nurse! Where is the nurse?
- How do I know?

2171
02:27:22,542 --> 02:27:23,792
She must be inside!
- Lets go.

2172
02:27:24,583 --> 02:27:26,250
We're dead..
- We're dead! - What guy is this?

2173
02:27:26,792 --> 02:27:29,000
Ambar, just do what he tells you to.

2174
02:27:29,125 --> 02:27:31,125
Just follow his
instructions and try to relax.

2175
02:27:31,250 --> 02:27:33,667
Everything will work out fine.
- Will you please shut up?

2176
02:27:33,750 --> 02:27:35,083
I'm getting very confused.

2177
02:27:35,333 --> 02:27:37,083
Give me a smile, just one smile.

2178
02:27:37,208 --> 02:27:39,000
What are you doing?
- Give me that thing!

2179
02:27:40,125 --> 02:27:41,250
What the hell is happening..

2180
02:27:44,792 --> 02:27:46,042
I'm the doctor.

2181
02:27:49,458 --> 02:27:50,750
She's ready!

2182
02:27:52,625 --> 02:27:56,458
You have to do.. that.. do that..
- Do what?

2183
02:27:56,583 --> 02:28:00,208
What do you say for shove?

2184
02:28:00,333 --> 02:28:01,542
Push.
- Push.

2185
02:28:03,708 --> 02:28:05,583
It really hurts.
- What?

2186
02:28:06,083 --> 02:28:10,333
I'm in pain.
- Pain? You're in pain?

2187
02:28:10,875 --> 02:28:13,250
Come here and produce
a baby. Then you'll!..

2188
02:28:13,375 --> 02:28:16,250
...know what pain is, you bloody man

2189
02:28:18,250 --> 02:28:20,167
Oh shit! Nurse, Look after her.

2190
02:28:20,292 --> 02:28:21,375
Coming!

2191
02:28:21,792 --> 02:28:25,167
Oh my god! You're also ready to push.
She needs to push. Push.

2192
02:28:26,458 --> 02:28:28,833
Damn it Nick if you faint,
I'll kill you! - Blood.

2193
02:28:30,000 --> 02:28:31,083
I can't stand the
sight of blood either.

2194
02:28:31,208 --> 02:28:33,958
What? - Just a small problem.
Hold her hand.

2195
02:28:34,167 --> 02:28:36,833
Actually, hold my hand also. Push.

2196
02:28:38,125 --> 02:28:40,458
Okay push.

2197
02:28:40,583 --> 02:28:41,875
Nurse, nurse..

2198
02:28:42,000 --> 02:28:43,083
Dear god, what a huge injection!

2199
02:28:44,333 --> 02:28:45,542
I want that.. that..

2200
02:28:47,292 --> 02:28:51,708
That, that..
- Cotton swabs? - No!

2201
02:28:52,125 --> 02:28:53,750
What the hell does that
Karan Johar guy drink?

2202
02:28:54,500 --> 02:28:56,833
Coffee?
- Coffee! I want some coffee!

2203
02:28:57,583 --> 02:29:00,667
Come on sister, you need to push!

2204
02:29:00,750 --> 02:29:04,333
Yes baby, ya baby. Go
for it. Push, push, push

2205
02:29:05,958 --> 02:29:13,458
Come on come on, you're
doing good All right. Oh my god!

2206
02:29:14,833 --> 02:29:18,042
Congrats. It's a boy!
- A boy! It's a boy?

2207
02:29:18,167 --> 02:29:20,167
I was told a girl!
What are you saying?

2208
02:29:20,292 --> 02:29:21,917
There must be one more, check inside!

2209
02:29:22,042 --> 02:29:24,125
There has to be a girl!

2210
02:29:28,208 --> 02:29:29,333
I'm exhausted.

2211
02:29:30,167 --> 02:29:34,083
Excuse me, doctor. There's
one more patient. - What?

2212
02:29:35,583 --> 02:29:37,208
Okay, push.

2213
02:29:38,292 --> 02:29:39,542
I can see the head.

2214
02:29:39,708 --> 02:29:40,792
No, no, hold it.

2215
02:29:40,917 --> 02:29:42,750
What?
- What? Hold what?

2216
02:29:45,292 --> 02:29:49,250
Before the babies are born,
please say you'll marry me.

2217
02:29:49,583 --> 02:29:51,333
Babies? Double role?

2218
02:29:52,542 --> 02:29:55,542
Why do you want to marry me,
Nick? What's changed?

2219
02:29:55,833 --> 02:29:59,042
Everything, since I met you first.

2220
02:29:59,625 --> 02:30:04,167
You were pretty, smart, funny.
You were perfect.

2221
02:30:05,042 --> 02:30:06,708
And I fell in love
with your perfection.

2222
02:30:07,708 --> 02:30:13,667
Then I saw your other side. Your
anger, moodswings, your stupidity

2223
02:30:13,750 --> 02:30:15,583
Are you proposing to
me or insulting me?

2224
02:30:15,708 --> 02:30:17,667
I saw you screaming for no reason,

2225
02:30:18,167 --> 02:30:22,583
fighting without provocation.
I've seen you double-sized,

2226
02:30:23,583 --> 02:30:27,292
I've seen you throwing up
in my cap, on my carpet.

2227
02:30:28,167 --> 02:30:33,000
But my love never lessened. I
don't love you inspite of all this,

2228
02:30:34,042 --> 02:30:35,875
I started loving you because of this.

2229
02:30:36,833 --> 02:30:38,667
I just kept loving you even more.

2230
02:30:39,583 --> 02:30:41,042
I'm not perfect Ambar,

2231
02:30:42,750 --> 02:30:46,375
neither are you, and life is
never going to be perfect.

2232
02:30:47,542 --> 02:30:51,250
But you, you will
always be perfect for me.

2233
02:30:52,375 --> 02:30:55,167
I love you Amby. Please..

2234
02:30:57,042 --> 02:30:58,333
Please will you marry me?

2235
02:31:10,375 --> 02:31:11,458
What happened?

2236
02:31:12,042 --> 02:31:13,083
What happened?

2237
02:31:13,208 --> 02:31:14,250
Beautiful.

2238
02:31:17,958 --> 02:31:20,000
Well done, well done!

2239
02:31:20,292 --> 02:31:23,708
What do you say on
an occasion like this?

2240
02:31:24,083 --> 02:31:31,000
What, what? - That happy,
felicitation-type greeting.

2241
02:31:31,083 --> 02:31:33,958
Congratulation?
- Yes! Congratulations!

2242
02:31:37,083 --> 02:31:39,792
Push baby, push baby!
- Push baby.

2243
02:31:40,042 --> 02:31:42,875
Sorry no baby. So push baby!

2244
02:31:43,000 --> 02:31:44,042
Come on you can do it.

2245
02:31:48,917 --> 02:31:51,000
That's it. You can do it.

2246
02:32:00,542 --> 02:32:02,458
You did it, you did it!

2247
02:32:03,208 --> 02:32:05,000
I'm so relieved.
- Doctor..

2248
02:32:10,458 --> 02:32:12,000
Here you are.
- Not l.. he did it

2249
02:32:14,875 --> 02:32:16,250
You did it man.

2250
02:32:19,375 --> 02:32:20,458
One more.