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Hi, I'm Neal,
a typical Indian guy,

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But there's nothing
typically Indian about me.

3
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I've never even been to India!

4
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Dad was a farmer there,
he sowed oats.

5
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But now, he rears horses!

6
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After settling in Canada,
Dad brought Mom from Punjab.

7
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The result of their 25 years of
hard work is not me

8
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it's Albert, their horse!

9
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You go gaga when you see
pretty women,

10
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You forget all about me!

11
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I make the tea, I cook the meals.

12
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And they get the kisses?

13
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What rubbish! When did you
cook meals for the horse?

14
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Come on! Let's take a picture!

15
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Don't touch me!

16
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Mom and Dad are very cute.
They can't stay without each other.

17
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And when they're together,
they're always fighting!

18
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Unfortunately,
both of them are very happy!

19
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And now they want
to see me happy.

20
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They want me to get married!

21
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Me! The Neal!
Don't get me wrong..

22
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I don't have a problem with girls,
they love me!

23
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Neal! He rocks,
and he's the one to score!

24
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You thought you've seen the best,
but he's here to show you more!

25
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N E A L! GO Neal!

26
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They tell the whole world,
that they're crazy about me!

27
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I'm kidding.
Girls aren't that crazy!

28
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It's not that I don't want
to get married.

29
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But you need to choose
the right kind of girl,

30
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not this domesticated,
homely type, you know!

31
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I've told Mom,
I'm the athletic type I like football.

32
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Then I have the perfect girl,
she's also very sporty and athletic".

33
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..just like you!

34
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Hi! I'm Minni!

35
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Wanna play?

36
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If I don't have any kids in the future..

37
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..it's all thanks to Minni!

38
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Neal, look who's here!

39
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Your Daddy's best friend,
Harpreet Uncle..

40
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and Cherry Aunty,
and their daughter Katrina!

41
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Niiiice!

42
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Hello!

43
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Hello! - How you doing?

44
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Ok, what's wrong with her?

45
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She's pretty.. forget pretty,
she's hot!

46
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What are you saying Neal?
Mom and Dad actually got it right?

47
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Damn, I wish this was as simple as
buying a car.

48
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Actually, when buying a car,
you can test drive it.

49
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You can check how to handle it,
its power, it's smoothness

50
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Can it handle curves?

51
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Did you say something?

52
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Would you like to go for a drive?

53
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I'd love to - Great!

54
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Harpreet come!
Let me show you my horse!

55
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He's won all possible awards!

56
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He's so proud of him, he praises him
in every word he utters!

57
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Why shouldn't I be? You can recognize
his breeding in everything he does!

58
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He lives up to the Punjabi name!

59
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You go girl!

60
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What happened? It's a little big,
but there's no need to be worried!

61
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What? - Mummy.

62
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Oh my God!

63
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Hello!

64
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Meet Gyaniji!
His job is to impart wisdom,

65
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but its only me that he imparts it to,

66
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And I am forced to listen to it
because in our house..

67
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..Gyaniji's place comes
right after "Babaji's.

68
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Half of Mom's sentences start with
"Gyaniji was saying.

69
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I was saying there is no need to worry.

70
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And this is Gyaniji's son, Happy.

71
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<i>Samar with a Guitar,
who wants to be a Rockstar‘.!</i>

72
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Gyaniji, what should I do?

73
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Start the marriage preparations,
the girl for Neal, will come from Bhatinda.

74
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"A pretty girl from Bhatinda.."

75
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" ..dressed in pink attire.."

76
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" ..and silver sequined shoes."

77
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"The cadence of her flowing tresses.."

78
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"..makes the fields go wild with gushes."

79
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"She's loved by God."

80
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"She's loved by all!"

81
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"Her face is sweet, her soul is sweet!"

82
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"Everyone calls her Sweety!"

83
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"Everyone calls her Sweety!"

84
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Neal, what're you doing?
I can't believe you're getting married!

85
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Why did I give you so much advice?

86
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Marriage is not a good thing.
Do we look like happy guys?

87
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Look what his wife has done to him..

88
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..he's got to wear tight clothes
all the time!

89
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As soon as I got married
my life was over.

90
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After this you're pretty much done.

91
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How could you say yes
for the wedding?

92
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A girl from Bhatinda?
You haven't even met her!

93
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Stop panicking guys, Relax.

94
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I decided a long time ago

95
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that I will have an arranged marriage.

96
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Why?

97
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Have you seen my girlfriends?

98
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Will you marry any one of them?

99
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It's simple dude!
I don't trust my choice in women!

100
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That's why I said yes to marry Sweety!

101
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Dad in a few clays I'll be married
and my life will change forever.

102
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And then you know
what's going to happen next.

103
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I want to spend the remaining
21 days in Vancouver.

104
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You know, big city, lots of fun.

105
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Dad, I just want to have some fun.

106
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Neal, why do you think
married guys don't have fun?

107
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Dad, are you having fun?
- Go son, go!

108
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You sure? - Sure.

109
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Dad, ya? - Ya!

110
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Hello Vancouver!!

111
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"Vancouver here I come!"

112
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"Right here in Vancouver
I'm gonna get a lover."

113
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"She'll come to me my baby,
heavens what I'm after."

114
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"This is my big chance,
to rock and roll and dance."

115
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"I want to party harder,
searching for romance."

116
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"O' God, this guy is so lovelorn."

117
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"Gosh! He fails to
understand this norm."

118
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"That it takes time for
the hearts to grow fond."

119
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"Love takes time to bond."

120
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"God, this guy is so lovelorn."

121
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"Gosh! He fails to
understand this norm."

122
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"And when I meet my baby."

123
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"She’s going to drive me crazy."

124
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"Don’t know what I would do
that would get me high and hazy."

125
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"This is the city where
I'm gonna get some action."

126
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"Just wanna have some fun,
get some satisfaction."

127
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"That it takes time for
the hearts to grow fond."

128
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"Love takes time to bond."

129
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"Right here in Vancouver
I'm going to get a lover."

130
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"O' God, this guy is so lovelorn."

131
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So here's the plan,
I have 21 days.

132
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And in these 21 days,
lam going to meet 21 girls,

133
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So, who's going to be the number 1?

134
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Yeah! I am almost there.
Just chill.

135
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Oh! I am sorry!
I didn't realize this cab was taken!

136
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I am running so late, can I please have
this cab? I will do anything. - Anything.

137
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Where do you have to go?
- Robson and 12th.

138
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Really. - Ya?

139
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Cause I am going to
Robson and 13th.

140
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So can I share this cab with you?
- Ya, sure.

141
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Thank you so much.
- Any time.

142
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Papaji, Robson and 12th please.
- Sure.

143
00:10:02,418 --> 00:10:04,091
Thanks.
- You are welcome.

144
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Oh, my phone.

145
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There's my phone.

146
00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:26,777
So aren't you going to ask me out?

147
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YOu s
<i>'</i> Yes!ay yes?

148
00:10:30,913 --> 00:10:32,256
Will you have dinner with me?

149
00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:35,725
No...but how about a drink tonight?
Seven thirty at the beach house?

150
00:10:36,252 --> 00:10:37,287
Ya...!

151
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Alright! Oh, by the way there is
no Robson and 13th.

152
00:10:42,825 --> 00:10:44,463
There isn't? - No.

153
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See you tonight.

154
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Wow! You sure have
a way with women!

155
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Do you know who she is?
- Who is she?

156
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Check that out!

157
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You hoo, waiter. Waiter.

158
00:11:26,335 --> 00:11:27,143
You're talking to me?

159
00:11:27,336 --> 00:11:31,512
Ya.. I need a corkscrew.

160
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,776
I'm not a waiter!

161
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Liar.

162
00:11:40,049 --> 00:11:42,859
Liar. Liar.

163
00:11:43,052 --> 00:11:45,396
Look, I'm not a waiter.
I'm just Neal.

164
00:11:45,888 --> 00:11:46,696
Hi Neal.

165
00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:48,964
You've hidden it, haven't you? - Huh?

166
00:11:49,158 --> 00:11:50,364
There! - Excuse me?

167
00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:52,038
Don't lie! - I'm not lying !

168
00:11:52,228 --> 00:11:53,104
Give it to me! - Give what?

169
00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:54,535
Just give it to me. - Give what?

170
00:11:54,730 --> 00:11:56,368
Just give me the corkscrew!

171
00:11:56,565 --> 00:11:57,339
Hey, hey what are you doing?

172
00:11:57,533 --> 00:12:00,207
Give it to me! Look you're cute.

173
00:12:00,503 --> 00:12:02,107
But you talk too much.

174
00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:02,782
Give it to me!

175
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:03,882
Having fun?

176
00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:10,179
Carry on. Don't let me stop you.
- Okay.

177
00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:12,017
Oh, my God, do you know
what you have done?

178
00:12:12,214 --> 00:12:13,124
Take your hands off.

179
00:12:13,582 --> 00:12:14,583
Do you know who she is?

180
00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:15,861
I was on a date.

181
00:12:21,123 --> 00:12:23,626
Hey, excuse me, hello,
I am really sorry.

182
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,806
This girl was just trying to
get her hands in to my pants.

183
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:26,996
I mean, she was looking
for a corkscrew..

184
00:12:27,196 --> 00:12:28,174
..she thought I was a waiter.

185
00:12:28,364 --> 00:12:30,674
Don't worry about it, just forget it.
Let's start all over. - Sure.

186
00:12:30,866 --> 00:12:33,506
I'm Kristy.
- Hi Kristy, I'm Neal.

187
00:12:34,403 --> 00:12:36,076
And how about that
glass of red wine?

188
00:12:36,739 --> 00:12:37,717
Coming right up.

189
00:12:38,073 --> 00:12:40,679
Hello? Excuse me? Can someone
get me a drink please?

190
00:12:40,976 --> 00:12:41,818
Bartender?

191
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:47,524
Hey"

192
00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:50,390
What are you doing here?
- I work here!

193
00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:52,156
Then what were you
doing outside?

194
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,461
I was on a break... dumb waiter.

195
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,698
Anyway. May I get 2
red wines please?

196
00:12:58,894 --> 00:12:59,668
Sure.

197
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:05,906
How much?

198
00:13:07,970 --> 00:13:10,075
It's on me! - Thanks.

199
00:13:10,272 --> 00:13:11,717
Cheers! - Cheers!

200
00:13:15,811 --> 00:13:18,257
Have you been drinking?
- No.

201
00:13:18,481 --> 00:13:21,724
I just saw you, you are fired!
- You can't fire me.

202
00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:23,988
Why not?
- Because I quit.

203
00:13:24,186 --> 00:13:26,132
Hey Kristy, here you go.
- Thanks.

204
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:28,993
So you look like you can dance?

205
00:13:29,325 --> 00:13:31,771
Yes...Well, I have a couple of moves.

206
00:13:33,295 --> 00:13:38,472
Aren't you going to ask me dance?
- Ya.

207
00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:51,281
7i

208
00:14:14,503 --> 00:14:16,813
"No anklets on my feet"

209
00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:18,713
"No bangles in my hands"

210
00:14:18,908 --> 00:14:22,014
"But I'm still searching for the one"

211
00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:25,682
"No kohl in my eyes"

212
00:14:25,881 --> 00:14:27,656
"No bindi on my forehead"

213
00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:30,694
"But I'm still looking
for my lover's alley"

214
00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:34,561
"Whoa, I want to show my body"

215
00:14:34,757 --> 00:14:40,935
"Groove the night away"

216
00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:45,144
"My heart just wants
to find its lover"

217
00:14:45,334 --> 00:14:53,617
"Let's swing, let's dance!"

218
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:58,224
"Let's sing, let's prance!"

219
00:14:58,447 --> 00:15:06,662
"Let's swing, let's dance!"

220
00:15:06,855 --> 00:15:12,066
"Let's sing, let's prance!"

221
00:15:42,424 --> 00:15:50,707
"I don't know who these eyes
are searching for"

222
00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:58,642
"I don't know who these eyes
are searching for"

223
00:15:58,841 --> 00:16:02,948
"For who I shall break
all the world's traditions"

224
00:16:03,145 --> 00:16:07,491
"Who fulfills his vows
and completes his promises"

225
00:16:07,683 --> 00:16:11,722
"I want to meet him
even if my heart bursts open"

226
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:16,025
"l won't be in control,
he'll also lose control"

227
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,365
"Whoa, I want to show my body"

228
00:16:19,628 --> 00:16:24,976
"Groove the night away"

229
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:30,048
"My heart just wants
to find its lover!"

230
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:38,454
"Let's swing, let's dance!"

231
00:16:38,647 --> 00:16:43,494
"Let's sing, let's prance!"

232
00:17:18,554 --> 00:17:19,498
Nice song eh?

233
00:17:21,156 --> 00:17:23,659
It's pretty interesting but
I don't understand the words.

234
00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:26,335
You know I make some pretty
awesome music too.

235
00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:29,937
Really? - Ya, you wanna hear?

236
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:35,879
I 'd love to
- Great, let's bounce.

237
00:17:37,072 --> 00:17:45,287
"I think I see my lover
somewhere here"

238
00:17:45,848 --> 00:17:53,323
"I think I see my lover
somewhere here"

239
00:17:53,522 --> 00:17:57,664
"For my lover,
I'll cross all my limits"

240
00:17:57,860 --> 00:18:01,967
"I'll pledge my life completely to him"

241
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:06,374
"I just want to say,
he is my treasure"

242
00:18:06,568 --> 00:18:11,745
"if he hugs me now,
I'll die happier"

243
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,748
"Whoa, I want to show my body"

244
00:18:13,876 --> 00:18:15,981
"Groove the night away"

245
00:18:18,881 --> 00:18:24,593
"My heart just wants
to find its lover!"

246
00:18:24,787 --> 00:18:33,104
"Let's swing, let's dance!"

247
00:18:33,295 --> 00:18:37,766
"Let's sing, let's prance!"

248
00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:46,044
"Let's swing, let's dance!"

249
00:18:46,241 --> 00:18:50,781
"Let's sing, let's prance!"

250
00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:05,700
Take me home!

251
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,032
What?

252
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:10,407
Take me home!

253
00:19:10,499 --> 00:19:14,641
Hey guys, the band will be back shortly.
Till then, enjoy the drinks and the groove.

254
00:19:16,004 --> 00:19:22,353
Taxi! Taxi!
Taxi, Taxi...

255
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,354
Girl’s just want to have fun..

256
00:19:25,647 --> 00:19:27,217
Where’s a taxi when you need one?

257
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,397
ls there anyone around? Taxi!

258
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:33,558
One second.

259
00:19:39,561 --> 00:19:41,837
Hey come on,
let’s get out of here.

260
00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:44,237
NO. - Why?

261
00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:48,008
Carry me. - What?

262
00:19:48,837 --> 00:19:51,215
Take me in your arms!

263
00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:09,129
My fiancée and I need a room!

264
00:20:09,591 --> 00:20:11,434
Cheap? Or best?

265
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,264
What?

266
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:17,137
Room! Full night, half night,
half hour, five minutes?

267
00:20:19,368 --> 00:20:20,608
1/2 hour! Cheap room!

268
00:20:22,037 --> 00:20:22,674
4th floor

269
00:20:22,871 --> 00:20:23,508
Thank you

270
00:20:32,881 --> 00:20:35,919
Girl’s just want to have fun..

271
00:20:41,556 --> 00:20:46,556
Let's swing, let's dance
Let's sing, let's prance!

272
00:20:53,468 --> 00:20:54,947
Come here you!

273
00:21:10,485 --> 00:21:11,088
Hello!

274
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:12,194
Who’s this?

275
00:21:12,587 --> 00:21:13,861
This is Neal!
Who’s this?

276
00:21:14,056 --> 00:21:15,933
Where’s the girl
who the phone belongs to?

277
00:21:16,591 --> 00:21:19,800
She’s kind of sleeping, who’s this?

278
00:21:19,995 --> 00:21:20,803
Where?

279
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,736
Thorny Rhino, who’s this?

280
00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:23,568
What?

281
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:31,209
The Thorny Rhino in down town...
who’s this? Hello? Hello?

282
00:21:33,809 --> 00:21:34,514
Strange!

283
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:32,040
Freeze.

284
00:22:48,316 --> 00:22:50,489
All right so she’s
not pressing charges.

285
00:22:50,719 --> 00:22:53,222
You’re free to go.
But stay out of trouble,

286
00:22:53,422 --> 00:22:54,901
And stay out of the Thorny Rhino!

287
00:22:55,090 --> 00:22:56,262
I'm not here to cause any trouble.

288
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,029
I'm just... here to see the sights.

289
00:23:21,583 --> 00:23:26,225
Weird! Ok, you bad little thing you!

290
00:23:32,227 --> 00:23:33,706
I know what you’re looking at.

291
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,240
I'm sorry.

292
00:23:36,631 --> 00:23:39,134
Oh no, it’s ok, people look
at them all the time.

293
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:41,207
They do?

294
00:23:41,870 --> 00:23:44,111
Well Yeah!
They think they're cute.

295
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:45,416
What do you think?

296
00:23:46,775 --> 00:23:48,777
Ah... they are really nice!

297
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:50,485
Do you want to know their names?

298
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,456
Oh my God, they have names?

299
00:23:54,883 --> 00:23:56,829
Ya sure, I would love to
know their names.

300
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:59,999
Ok, this one is Teeni
and this one is Beenie.

301
00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:02,031
I am trying to help save the whales..

302
00:24:02,557 --> 00:24:04,332
..and Teeni and Beenie
are my whales.

303
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:07,666
Oh, you know what?

304
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:11,234
I spent last summer in
Africa doing the same thing.

305
00:24:11,433 --> 00:24:12,468
Trying to save the whales.

306
00:24:12,667 --> 00:24:14,044
Really? - Yes.

307
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:15,177
Wow!

308
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:19,512
Ok, there are no whales in Africa.

309
00:24:20,509 --> 00:24:23,422
I know.. I couldn't save them.

310
00:24:23,645 --> 00:24:27,115
Oh no! I'm so sorry,
you poor baby.

311
00:24:28,150 --> 00:24:29,925
I know this really great place.

312
00:24:30,118 --> 00:24:32,997
You can actually view the
whales in their natural habitat..

313
00:24:33,188 --> 00:24:34,223
..do you want to come?
- Yes.

314
00:24:34,422 --> 00:24:35,230
Really? - Yes.

315
00:24:35,423 --> 00:24:36,697
Ok, come on let’s go
- Let's go.

316
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:40,036
You can see the whales if
we swim just past that island.

317
00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:43,573
Oh! And the water...it’s going to be
little bit cold but don’t worry.

318
00:24:44,966 --> 00:24:47,344
Once you jump in your body heat
is going to heat it up.

319
00:24:47,536 --> 00:24:48,810
It makes it nice and hot.

320
00:24:53,108 --> 00:24:56,419
I can't believe it, it's been so long
since I've brought anyone out here.

321
00:24:56,611 --> 00:24:57,316
Are you ready. - Yes.

322
00:24:57,512 --> 00:24:58,547
Are you excited? - Totally.

323
00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:00,021
I'm so excited.

324
00:25:17,832 --> 00:25:18,936
Aren’t you coming in?

325
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:31,488
Hello? - ls this Neal?

326
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,317
Yes.

327
00:25:32,514 --> 00:25:35,961
Are you the idiot who took me
to the hotel last night?

328
00:25:36,151 --> 00:25:37,562
Yes, I mean no.

329
00:25:37,752 --> 00:25:40,699
What? Did you take me to the
Thorny Rhino or not?

330
00:25:40,889 --> 00:25:42,027
Yes! But, but but...l mean no

331
00:25:42,224 --> 00:25:46,832
You mean you were not the
naked guy with me in the hotel room?

332
00:25:47,028 --> 00:25:49,668
No! I mean yes! I mean no!

333
00:25:49,864 --> 00:25:53,038
Neal I'm feeling cold.
Aren't you coming in?

334
00:25:53,235 --> 00:25:58,583
Oh my God! Are you in hotel room
with a naked girl right now?

335
00:25:58,773 --> 00:26:01,879
Yes. I mean no.

336
00:26:02,077 --> 00:26:04,216
Eeww what a creep!

337
00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:08,158
You will meet me in half an hour
at the Bayview Bar!

338
00:26:08,350 --> 00:26:11,820
I want to know, what you were
doing with me last night.

339
00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:15,058
I haven’t told the police
to take any action yet..

340
00:26:15,257 --> 00:26:20,866
..but if you don’t show up,
I will personally come and cut off your...

341
00:26:22,864 --> 00:26:23,740
I'll be there.

342
00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:27,278
May I help you?

343
00:26:29,971 --> 00:26:30,676
You’re fired!

344
00:26:31,039 --> 00:26:32,279
You can’t fire me. - Why not?

345
00:26:32,474 --> 00:26:33,544
Because I quit.

346
00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:48,762
Hi, I'm Neal.

347
00:26:50,392 --> 00:26:52,565
Ok.. nothing happened last night,
it’s a big misunderstanding!

348
00:26:52,761 --> 00:26:54,763
In fact I was on a date,
and you were drunk..

349
00:26:54,963 --> 00:26:56,306
...and you came on to me and...

350
00:26:57,832 --> 00:26:58,503
What?

351
00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:01,643
I went to the hotel with you?
- Yes.

352
00:27:02,270 --> 00:27:03,681
How drunk was I?

353
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:06,314
What do you mean?

354
00:27:06,775 --> 00:27:09,756
Never mind, why did you
take me to a hotel?

355
00:27:09,944 --> 00:27:11,981
Because you told me
to take you home!

356
00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:14,387
I said home, not the Thorny Rhino!
And if my friend..

357
00:27:14,582 --> 00:27:17,324
..hadn’t called last night,
God knows what would have happened!

358
00:27:17,519 --> 00:27:19,362
But nothing happened!
- I know!

359
00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:20,965
Good. Then I'm glad
this is all cleared up.

360
00:27:21,156 --> 00:27:23,659
I'm out of here! - No, sit!

361
00:27:26,828 --> 00:27:31,800
There’s one thing I can’t understand.
Why were you naked?

362
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,002
Did I tell you to take off your clothes?

363
00:27:34,202 --> 00:27:36,045
Yes, I mean no.

364
00:27:36,237 --> 00:27:41,209
Look I'm going to count to ten,
and if you don't tell me...

365
00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:43,787
...what you were doing with me
in the hotel room..

366
00:27:43,978 --> 00:27:50,395
...l will scream rape!
You don’t know me, I will do it! One....

367
00:27:51,519 --> 00:27:52,088
Two

368
00:27:53,655 --> 00:27:55,100
3-4-5-6-7-8-9-1 O

369
00:27:55,190 --> 00:27:56,362
Ok look, I went for a shower
and when I came out..

370
00:27:56,558 --> 00:27:58,595
...I saw that the towels were
placed next to you. - Why?

371
00:27:59,127 --> 00:28:00,970
Because the hotel staff must
have put them there.

372
00:28:01,162 --> 00:28:03,403
No stupid,
why did you go for a shower?

373
00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:06,010
Because I felt like it!
I don’t believe this!

374
00:28:06,201 --> 00:28:09,011
Do you really think I want to be
anywhere near a desperate, alcoholic".

375
00:28:09,204 --> 00:28:14,153
...crazy, stupid, dumb bimbo,
who thinks that she can get a date..

376
00:28:14,342 --> 00:28:16,879
..by saying “give me a corkscrew?”
Dude!

377
00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:28,859
Oh my God! I'm sorry!
I didn't mean to...

378
00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:35,032
My boyfriend left me....
he dumped me!

379
00:28:37,065 --> 00:28:37,805
I should go.

380
00:28:37,999 --> 00:28:39,910
Do you know why he left me?

381
00:28:40,101 --> 00:28:41,842
No, but you’re going to tell me?

382
00:28:42,036 --> 00:28:43,743
Even I don’t know!

383
00:28:44,439 --> 00:28:48,751
I miss him. I hate him. Bastard!

384
00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:54,325
But I don’t know why,
I miss being in love.

385
00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:59,162
But it’s over.

386
00:29:07,061 --> 00:29:11,601
I know it must be tough, but by drinking
he’s not going to come back!

387
00:29:24,078 --> 00:29:27,059
Oh! No wonder your
boyfriend left you.

388
00:29:27,415 --> 00:29:31,522
Nikita Bakshi.
Ah Guiness Towers please.

389
00:29:42,664 --> 00:29:44,974
Hey Kristy! - Hey-

390
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,271
I've really missed you.
Where have you been?

391
00:29:47,469 --> 00:29:49,312
I've been trying to reach you,
but I don't have your number.

392
00:29:49,504 --> 00:29:51,381
Oh do you? Do you want it?

393
00:29:51,573 --> 00:29:52,381
Ya Great

394
00:29:52,574 --> 00:29:53,780
it's 555

395
00:29:54,476 --> 00:29:57,855
Ya 555...555 Ya

396
00:29:58,780 --> 00:30:01,556
Eew, you are gross

397
00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:03,692
Oh that.

398
00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:05,193
Cab driver please go.

399
00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:07,798
Oh no no no, please no,
please you were saying 555

400
00:30:07,989 --> 00:30:08,467
Just go.

401
00:30:08,656 --> 00:30:09,862
Don’t go, don’t go,
don’t go, don’t go...

402
00:30:36,451 --> 00:30:39,193
My doggy’s name is Bimbo.

403
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:42,030
Bimbo...

404
00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:48,668
Cool chick pad.

405
00:30:58,072 --> 00:30:59,949
Dear Mom and Dad.

406
00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:05,583
My d0ggy’s name is...

407
00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,157
I know...Bimbo!

408
00:31:08,850 --> 00:31:10,693
Good Morning Vancouver!

409
00:31:10,885 --> 00:31:12,455
We’ve got some
showers this morning but..

410
00:31:12,654 --> 00:31:14,964
...I promise you it's going
to be a bright sunny clay.

411
00:31:43,651 --> 00:31:44,425
Excuse me

412
00:31:44,953 --> 00:31:46,227
Are you connected?

413
00:31:46,421 --> 00:31:46,990
Yes.

414
00:31:47,255 --> 00:31:49,462
I want to check my email, may I?

415
00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:50,328
Sure

416
00:31:50,892 --> 00:31:52,599
Hi, I'm Karen.

417
00:31:54,462 --> 00:31:55,964
Hi, I'm Neal.

418
00:31:56,564 --> 00:31:58,908
Hi Neal. Nice to meet you.

419
00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:01,871
You really like to dress up
for coffee, don’t you?

420
00:32:02,570 --> 00:32:04,277
I've just run away from a wedding!

421
00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:05,776
Poor groom!

422
00:32:06,975 --> 00:32:09,922
Not mine silly,
it wasn’t my wedding!

423
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,626
Interesting pictures...

424
00:32:16,084 --> 00:32:19,065
Oh! That! Actually,
I met her at a party...

425
00:32:19,253 --> 00:32:22,257
...I spoke to her for a few minutes and
she just emailed me her photos

426
00:32:22,457 --> 00:32:24,562
Oh! It must be difficult no?

427
00:32:24,759 --> 00:32:26,204
Being so popular with the girls.

428
00:32:26,394 --> 00:32:27,134
What to do?!

429
00:32:27,462 --> 00:32:30,341
Ever since I've come to Vancouver,
girls just can't get enough of me!

430
00:32:31,799 --> 00:32:34,575
You’re new to Vancouver? - Yes.

431
00:32:34,936 --> 00:32:38,281
I know a girl who’s exactly your type.

432
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,713
Would you like her number?

433
00:32:41,175 --> 00:32:42,984
Sure! Why not?

434
00:32:43,177 --> 00:32:43,951
Great!

435
00:32:49,183 --> 00:32:50,287
Are you looking for a pen?

436
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,557
Mmmmm what’s that?

437
00:32:56,090 --> 00:32:58,366
Me. - Me smells nice.

438
00:32:59,961 --> 00:33:01,565
Call her. She’s awesome.

439
00:33:05,967 --> 00:33:06,945
Excuse me. - Yes.

440
00:33:07,135 --> 00:33:08,239
Read my chest. - What?

441
00:33:08,436 --> 00:33:09,574
Read my chest dude

442
00:33:09,771 --> 00:33:12,843
Absolutely honey! 555-2072

443
00:33:13,207 --> 00:33:13,878
Thank you

444
00:33:14,308 --> 00:33:15,719
Oh I liked him.

445
00:33:17,779 --> 00:33:18,689
Hi Neal.

446
00:33:19,047 --> 00:33:19,957
Hi awesome!

447
00:33:20,148 --> 00:33:24,028
We'll meet in the evening at seven,
Pacific Center. Don't be late.

448
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,277
Oh I just love tennis.

449
00:33:41,736 --> 00:33:42,646
Want to play?

450
00:33:43,004 --> 00:33:45,848
No! it's more fun watching.

451
00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:49,587
You know, the power,
the swing , the energy...

452
00:33:49,777 --> 00:33:51,518
And the mini skirts?

453
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,424
Actually, it’s only the mini skirts.

454
00:33:57,585 --> 00:33:58,188
Shall we go?

455
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,155
Aren’t you going to have a shower?

456
00:34:00,354 --> 00:34:03,028
Why? You don’t like me
all hot and sweaty? Huh?

457
00:34:03,224 --> 00:34:04,430
No I thought I would join you.

458
00:34:06,828 --> 00:34:08,432
Hey Nikki. Hi!

459
00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:10,074
I want you to meet someone special.

460
00:34:10,264 --> 00:34:13,040
my new instructor Nikki.
She’s just joined us..

461
00:34:13,234 --> 00:34:16,181
..and she plays very well
Come on!

462
00:34:16,404 --> 00:34:17,474
Neal this is Nikki!

463
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:20,043
Nikki! Hi!

464
00:34:20,241 --> 00:34:21,549
Hi! I'm Nicole!

465
00:34:21,743 --> 00:34:25,020
Nicole" Nikki!
it's so nice to meet you!

466
00:34:25,213 --> 00:34:26,055
It's so nice to meet you too!

467
00:34:26,247 --> 00:34:27,885
Ah, may I? - Yes.

468
00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:33,790
Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki...

469
00:34:34,188 --> 00:34:34,996
Shall we go?

470
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,031
Nikki.

471
00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:42,475
You know, sometimes I feel...

472
00:34:42,663 --> 00:34:44,904
I should leave professional law
and play tennis.

473
00:34:45,099 --> 00:34:50,481
I just love the sport! The energy,
the physical exercise and the power!

474
00:34:50,671 --> 00:34:52,480
I'm good at it you know, and I...

475
00:34:53,241 --> 00:34:54,083
What?

476
00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:55,415
Nothing!

477
00:34:56,410 --> 00:34:59,220
Come on, then why are you
smiling like that?

478
00:35:00,414 --> 00:35:02,587
I just played strip poker
with you,in my mind..

479
00:35:02,784 --> 00:35:03,762
.. and you lost!

480
00:35:05,853 --> 00:35:10,131
Impossible!
That can’t happen, I never lose.

481
00:35:10,825 --> 00:35:11,599
Never?

482
00:35:13,294 --> 00:35:15,831
I only lose when I want to lose!

483
00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:17,634
I like to be in control.

484
00:35:18,399 --> 00:35:21,243
So what makes you lose control?

485
00:35:23,471 --> 00:35:24,108
You.

486
00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:58,274
Neal? it's me Nikki! Hi!

487
00:35:58,639 --> 00:36:00,209
I've been looking all over for you!

488
00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:03,048
You know that night
when you helped me..

489
00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:05,554
..at the restaurant,
I felt like I found a true friend..

490
00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:08,056
..we really bonded!

491
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:09,227
Nikki! - Yes?

492
00:36:09,884 --> 00:36:11,329
What are you doing here?

493
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,063
Oh, it's my new job.
You know...

494
00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:15,199
No, I don’t want to know,
I don’t want to!

495
00:36:15,389 --> 00:36:17,699
Can't you see that
I'm doing someone...something?

496
00:36:17,959 --> 00:36:19,404
What's your problem?
Why do you always..

497
00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:20,072
..show up at the wrong place?

498
00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:22,070
Why do you always come to the
wrong place at the wrong time?

499
00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:23,503
In 21 days I'm getting
married and..

500
00:36:23,698 --> 00:36:25,473
...I've only come to Vancouver
to get some action.

501
00:36:25,666 --> 00:36:28,010
And this chick was the
easiest action ever!

502
00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:30,313
I didn’t mean that.

503
00:36:42,817 --> 00:36:44,160
I could get you some action.

504
00:36:44,352 --> 00:36:46,628
Oh, you also supply girls?

505
00:36:47,388 --> 00:36:49,061
I can take you to a place where you..

506
00:36:49,257 --> 00:36:50,998
...will get as much action as you want.

507
00:36:51,192 --> 00:36:52,796
That’s why I came to Vancouver

508
00:36:52,994 --> 00:36:53,836
That’s your mistake!

509
00:36:54,028 --> 00:36:56,133
The only mistake I made
was meeting you!

510
00:36:56,330 --> 00:36:58,503
Meeting me is the
best mistake of your life!

511
00:36:58,699 --> 00:37:00,144
Oh really? How?

512
00:37:00,334 --> 00:37:02,211
I can take you to Whistler.

513
00:37:02,403 --> 00:37:05,350
Wow Whistler yeh!
What happens there?

514
00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:07,384
Wouldn't you like to know?

515
00:37:09,243 --> 00:37:10,551
Nikki! You owe me this.

516
00:37:10,845 --> 00:37:13,155
Dude, Whistler is babe heaven.

517
00:37:13,447 --> 00:37:17,020
All the beautiful girls of the
world live there. Jennifer Lopez?

518
00:37:17,218 --> 00:37:17,821
Yeah?

519
00:37:18,953 --> 00:37:19,556
What?

520
00:37:20,855 --> 00:37:21,356
Yes.

521
00:37:24,592 --> 00:37:25,229
No way!

522
00:37:25,426 --> 00:37:28,635
Ya way! All the boys go there..

523
00:37:28,863 --> 00:37:31,139
..whenever they want to
have a good time!

524
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:33,778
I didn’t know that.
- I can see that

525
00:37:34,235 --> 00:37:35,145
Very funny!

526
00:37:36,070 --> 00:37:37,947
I can take you there.

527
00:37:38,406 --> 00:37:41,410
Why? Why would you
take me there?

528
00:37:42,076 --> 00:37:44,147
Because I feel sorry for you.

529
00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:46,484
You’re getting married and all...

530
00:37:47,281 --> 00:37:50,421
So you’ll take me to Whistler
because you feel bad for me?

531
00:37:50,918 --> 00:37:52,454
I'm a nice girl.

532
00:37:55,389 --> 00:37:57,027
You’re not nice, you’re crazy.

533
00:37:57,224 --> 00:37:59,761
Yeah! I'm a crazy nice girl..

534
00:38:00,094 --> 00:38:02,074
...who's going to Whistler
to find a new job.

535
00:38:02,463 --> 00:38:03,271
And this job?

536
00:38:03,597 --> 00:38:04,769
I quit.

537
00:38:12,306 --> 00:38:18,552
33, intelligent, lawyer, divorced
and disturbed, hates men!

538
00:38:19,180 --> 00:38:20,090
I've got no chance with her.

539
00:38:20,581 --> 00:38:21,787
What are you doing?

540
00:38:25,419 --> 00:38:27,490
Do you see that girl? - Yes.

541
00:38:27,688 --> 00:38:28,860
What do you think she does?

542
00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:31,036
I don’t know. - Go on, guess!

543
00:38:32,026 --> 00:38:34,438
Ok she’s probably a social worker..

544
00:38:34,762 --> 00:38:37,572
..who works in an orphanage.

545
00:38:37,865 --> 00:38:44,475
Plays with kids. She looks kind gentle,
loving and very sweet.

546
00:38:44,672 --> 00:38:47,710
No! Stripper! - No!

547
00:38:47,908 --> 00:38:48,511
Yes.

548
00:38:48,709 --> 00:38:50,086
Really? - Yes.

549
00:38:50,277 --> 00:38:53,190
Just by looking at a girl
you can tell what she does?

550
00:38:53,381 --> 00:38:57,124
Not only that, I can also predict
if she will do...you know...

551
00:38:58,352 --> 00:38:59,660
Really? - Yes.

552
00:39:00,321 --> 00:39:01,527
Ok, Do me!

553
00:39:03,557 --> 00:39:04,558
Here? Now?

554
00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:07,171
No! Stupid! Analyze me.

555
00:39:07,661 --> 00:39:11,973
Oh, ok. Rich parents! Only child!

556
00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:13,907
Always protected by your parents.

557
00:39:14,101 --> 00:39:15,512
You always did what you
wanted because..

558
00:39:15,703 --> 00:39:17,979
..you know your parents are always
there to look after you.

559
00:39:18,172 --> 00:39:20,413
But now you feel you can’t do
anything on your own.

560
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:21,916
You’ve become too dependent.

561
00:39:22,143 --> 00:39:24,714
That’s why you’ve asked
your parents for a year’s..

562
00:39:24,912 --> 00:39:27,483
..time alone in the city to prove that
you are independent..

563
00:39:27,681 --> 00:39:28,716
..you can take care of yourself, and

564
00:39:28,916 --> 00:39:31,556
you can take your own decisions
because you’re a grown up now!

565
00:39:33,721 --> 00:39:37,294
Oh my God, you got all that
just by looking at me?

566
00:39:37,725 --> 00:39:41,366
No, I read the email you
wrote to your parents.

567
00:39:41,562 --> 00:39:42,063
What?

568
00:39:42,263 --> 00:39:43,765
Oh ya, and you’re a virgin

569
00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:49,812
lam! No I am not! I..
lam not a virgin

570
00:39:50,004 --> 00:39:52,416
Refusing to admit it!
Denial! First sign!

571
00:39:53,107 --> 00:39:55,144
I'm so not a virgin!

572
00:39:55,342 --> 00:39:58,551
Second sign - body language.
Nobody should come near me!

573
00:39:59,213 --> 00:40:01,523
You don't know a thing,
I'm not a virgin.

574
00:40:01,715 --> 00:40:04,821
I have clone it...l mean...
I've clone it lots of times.

575
00:40:05,019 --> 00:40:05,963
Really? - Yes.

576
00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:07,393
What does it feel like? - Kickass!

577
00:40:07,588 --> 00:40:08,498
Kickass! - Yes.

578
00:40:08,689 --> 00:40:09,292
Haven’t done it, huh?

579
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:11,970
No. But I choose not to.

580
00:40:13,527 --> 00:40:15,666
That's why your boyfriend
chose to dump you.

581
00:40:15,863 --> 00:40:17,308
That’s none of your business.

582
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:18,875
What do you think of yourself?

583
00:40:19,066 --> 00:40:22,070
You think by reading
one email you know me?

584
00:40:22,269 --> 00:40:23,441
You don’t know a thing!

585
00:40:23,637 --> 00:40:27,312
Hey, hey, hey! There is no need to get
angry, it’s your decision. Live with it!

586
00:40:27,508 --> 00:40:28,452
lam living with it. - Good.

587
00:40:28,642 --> 00:40:31,122
I don’t even know if
I did the right thing or not?

588
00:40:31,312 --> 00:40:34,122
It's so confusing. Sometimes I think
I should have with Trish...

589
00:40:34,315 --> 00:40:35,885
You know, I should have
just done it with him.

590
00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:37,687
Maybe he was the special one.

591
00:40:37,885 --> 00:40:41,094
Ah the special one! Part of this
complete nutritious breakfast!

592
00:40:41,288 --> 00:40:42,858
Go ahead, make fun of me!

593
00:40:43,057 --> 00:40:45,435
No, I'm not going to.

594
00:40:47,061 --> 00:40:48,096
You did the right thing.

595
00:40:49,330 --> 00:40:51,276
The first time should be
with someone special.

596
00:40:52,233 --> 00:40:54,645
Do you know why? - Why?

597
00:40:55,636 --> 00:40:57,673
Because you never forget your 'first time'.

598
00:40:58,172 --> 00:41:00,413
And if the first time is with an idiot..

599
00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:03,449
..you have to remember that idiot
for the rest of your life.

600
00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:06,385
And you? - What about me?

601
00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:08,284
Who was your idiot?

602
00:41:08,682 --> 00:41:09,752
Excuse me?

603
00:41:10,017 --> 00:41:12,190
Your first time? Was it special?

604
00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:13,456
Why would I tell you?

605
00:41:13,654 --> 00:41:15,292
Why? Who was she?

606
00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:17,361
I'm not going to tell you.

607
00:41:18,425 --> 00:41:22,271
I know you paid for it!
You must have given money!

608
00:41:22,596 --> 00:41:24,269
No I did not! - did too.

609
00:41:24,465 --> 00:41:29,938
Did not! - did too.

610
00:41:32,606 --> 00:41:33,346
Did not.

611
00:41:34,408 --> 00:41:44,386
7i

612
00:41:51,792 --> 00:41:59,370
"Four was the age when
I fell in love for the first time."

613
00:42:00,701 --> 00:42:09,246
"We glanced at each other
and fell in a rhyme."

614
00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:13,585
"I'm cool now as I was then. "

615
00:42:13,914 --> 00:42:19,364
"I'm supercool now as I was then."

616
00:42:20,688 --> 00:42:23,294
"Hey, I'm the Neal I'm the man."

617
00:42:23,490 --> 00:42:25,834
"Rockstar! Superstar!"

618
00:42:39,873 --> 00:42:42,911
"Ok, so, what about you?
What’s your story girl?"

619
00:42:43,110 --> 00:42:51,791
"I just gave my heart away,
without knowing it began to sway."

620
00:42:53,287 --> 00:43:01,069
"I was 9 when I saw him on TV,
George Michael was his name."

621
00:43:01,262 --> 00:43:03,037
"Oh that singer? He’s gay! "

622
00:43:03,230 --> 00:43:03,708
"Did you know?"

623
00:43:03,897 --> 00:43:04,932
"He swings the other way?"

624
00:43:06,066 --> 00:43:08,774
"I was very young, and anyways."

625
00:43:08,969 --> 00:43:13,418
..."l knew that riding a horse
my prince would come.."

626
00:43:13,607 --> 00:43:18,784
"..and softly in my ears
he would hum."

627
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,822
"Nikki Bakshi, sweet n sexy."

628
00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:25,395
"Full on rockin, Hot n Happenin."

629
00:43:48,542 --> 00:43:51,989
"2 ones are 2. 2 twos are 4."

630
00:43:52,780 --> 00:43:56,853
"When I used to calculate,
I loved her more."

631
00:43:57,351 --> 00:44:05,532
"She taught Algebra in school, and
in my dreams she made me drool."

632
00:44:05,659 --> 00:44:08,401
"What?!... you had the
hots for your teacher... Weirdo!!"

633
00:44:08,562 --> 00:44:12,942
"Every girl in the world is my fan.."

634
00:44:13,133 --> 00:44:17,741
"Non-stop loving is
the story of this man."

635
00:44:17,938 --> 00:44:20,043
"I'm the Neal. I'm the man."

636
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,481
"Rockstar! Superstar!"

637
00:44:36,256 --> 00:44:37,234
"Thirteen, fourteen."

638
00:44:37,424 --> 00:44:39,404
"Boys were so boring."

639
00:44:40,661 --> 00:44:41,799
"Fifteen, sixteen."

640
00:44:41,995 --> 00:44:43,201
"You were boring?"

641
00:44:43,397 --> 00:44:45,070
"Oh, grow up!"

642
00:44:45,399 --> 00:44:49,108
"For my glimpse they
used to stand in a line."

643
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:53,544
"For my love they all pined."

644
00:44:54,241 --> 00:44:58,656
"In my dreams my sweetheart stays."

645
00:44:58,846 --> 00:45:03,795
"He comes to me at night and says."

646
00:45:05,352 --> 00:45:06,854
"Nikki Bakshi."

647
00:45:07,054 --> 00:45:08,032
"Sweet n sexy."

648
00:45:08,222 --> 00:45:09,292
"Full on rockin."

649
00:45:09,490 --> 00:45:10,628
"Hot n Happenin."

650
00:45:33,414 --> 00:45:37,260
"if we had met then."

651
00:45:37,718 --> 00:45:42,531
"We could have hooked up then."

652
00:45:51,665 --> 00:45:55,442
"We would never work."

653
00:45:56,103 --> 00:45:59,812
"Our pairing doesn’t work."

654
00:46:00,007 --> 00:46:04,922
"I'm cool now as I was then."

655
00:46:05,112 --> 00:46:10,323
"I'm supercool now as I was then."

656
00:46:10,517 --> 00:46:12,053
"I know, I know."

657
00:46:12,319 --> 00:46:13,195
"You’re the Neal."

658
00:46:13,387 --> 00:46:14,491
"You’re the man."

659
00:46:14,688 --> 00:46:15,496
"Rockstar!"

660
00:46:15,689 --> 00:46:16,895
"Superstar!"

661
00:46:21,462 --> 00:46:22,406
"Nikki Bakshi."

662
00:46:22,596 --> 00:46:23,506
"Sweet n sexy."

663
00:46:23,697 --> 00:46:24,732
"Full on rockin."

664
00:46:24,932 --> 00:46:26,309
"Hot n Happenin."

665
00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:53,766
Stupid... Idiot... Jerk...
Slime - ball...Cockroach.

666
00:46:53,894 --> 00:46:54,599
Why have we stopped?

667
00:46:54,728 --> 00:46:56,708
What does he think of himself?
- Who?

668
00:46:56,797 --> 00:46:58,367
Him! My boyfriend!

669
00:47:00,100 --> 00:47:01,738
That truck driver is your boyfriend?

670
00:47:01,969 --> 00:47:06,440
Not him! Him!

671
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:07,618
He’s kind of big.

672
00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:09,887
What does he think he is?

673
00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:11,613
Just because his face is
on every hoarding, and..

674
00:47:11,812 --> 00:47:14,315
..every box of cornflakes
he thinks he can dump me?

675
00:47:14,515 --> 00:47:19,487
He will never get a girl like me
Never! Understand!

676
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:20,255
That’s true.

677
00:47:20,454 --> 00:47:23,230
He’s not dumped me,
he’s dumped true love.

678
00:47:23,423 --> 00:47:25,061
You and Amanda can go to hell.

679
00:47:25,259 --> 00:47:26,237
Who’s Amanda?

680
00:47:26,493 --> 00:47:29,201
A witch who Trish left me for.

681
00:47:30,230 --> 00:47:31,038
Good job!

682
00:47:31,665 --> 00:47:32,973
What didn’t I do for him?

683
00:47:33,166 --> 00:47:35,203
I even joined cookery classes for him.

684
00:47:35,402 --> 00:47:35,880
How sweet.

685
00:47:36,069 --> 00:47:37,742
Ok, so I almost killed him...

686
00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:40,248
But did I tell him
to be allergic to onions?

687
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,818
I mean...who’s allergic to onions?

688
00:47:43,377 --> 00:47:44,685
I'm allergic to prawns.

689
00:47:45,646 --> 00:47:49,025
It's not about you,
it's about me.

690
00:47:56,823 --> 00:47:58,530
I'm so over him.

691
00:47:58,725 --> 00:47:59,260
Good for you!

692
00:47:59,626 --> 00:48:02,004
I've forgotten Trish completely!

693
00:48:02,195 --> 00:48:04,835
Good.
- If anyone even asks me about Trish..

694
00:48:05,032 --> 00:48:08,445
...I will say 'Trish.. who?'
- Very good.

695
00:48:08,702 --> 00:48:11,376
God! It feels so good.
- Good.

696
00:48:12,172 --> 00:48:15,176
Neal, hold me. - What?

697
00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:18,851
Take me in your arms,
just hold me!

698
00:48:19,379 --> 00:48:21,620
Nikki, I know you’re recovering..

699
00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:22,623
..from this Trish thing,
but I don’t think you and I...

700
00:48:22,816 --> 00:48:27,492
Neal, I only want you to...
just hold me.

701
00:48:27,688 --> 00:48:29,565
Ok Nikki I think you need to relax...

702
00:48:29,890 --> 00:48:32,598
What part of 'hold me'
don't you understand asshole?

703
00:48:32,793 --> 00:48:35,706
I don’t want to hold you!
Everyone is watching...

704
00:48:39,466 --> 00:48:42,345
Hey! isn't that your boyfriend Trish?

705
00:48:42,536 --> 00:48:44,106
Who? Where?

706
00:48:44,304 --> 00:48:44,873
There.

707
00:48:50,711 --> 00:48:53,658
You horrible, evil,
manipulative little...

708
00:48:53,847 --> 00:48:55,053
I can explain.

709
00:48:55,382 --> 00:48:58,261
You brought me to Whistler for this?
To make your boyfriend jealous?

710
00:48:58,452 --> 00:49:00,659
I can’t believe I fell for this!

711
00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:02,493
Actually it was quite easy.

712
00:49:02,689 --> 00:49:05,295
And now since you’re here,
just hold me.

713
00:49:05,492 --> 00:49:08,837
Poor guy doesn’t have a clue,
he doesn’t know what’s going to hit him!

714
00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:11,509
You know what,
I'm going to tell him everything.

715
00:49:12,032 --> 00:49:13,841
I'm going to tell him to run for his life. - No.

716
00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:18,005
I'm telling every guy in this world
to stay away from you! Trish...

717
00:49:45,732 --> 00:49:47,541
Why are you behaving like a girl?

718
00:49:47,734 --> 00:49:48,872
You used me.

719
00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:50,715
I only kissed you

720
00:49:50,904 --> 00:49:52,383
Only? You call that only?

721
00:49:52,572 --> 00:49:54,643
Before kissing something needs
to exist between people.

722
00:49:54,841 --> 00:49:55,717
There needs to be some
sort of relationship.

723
00:49:55,909 --> 00:49:58,389
A kiss is the meeting of
two spirits, two souls, two minds.

724
00:49:59,079 --> 00:50:00,717
Oh for God sakes!
I didn’t rape you!

725
00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:02,393
You did worse. You conned me.

726
00:50:02,582 --> 00:50:04,892
I needed your help.
- You should have just asked for it!

727
00:50:05,085 --> 00:50:07,065
Would you have helped me? - No

728
00:50:09,589 --> 00:50:10,226
Don't do that!

729
00:50:10,757 --> 00:50:11,827
What?

730
00:50:12,025 --> 00:50:14,062
Neeeeeeeal. Don’t play cute
with me. It won’t work.

731
00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:15,239
So what will?

732
00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:16,407
Nothing! Nothing will work!

733
00:50:16,763 --> 00:50:19,073
And what if I get you a girl?

734
00:50:19,933 --> 00:50:22,504
Excuse me? Did you say
what I think you just said?

735
00:50:23,103 --> 00:50:26,016
I'm the Neal!
I don't need your help,

736
00:50:26,206 --> 00:50:27,685
I can get any girl I want!

737
00:50:27,874 --> 00:50:30,650
Really? Then why did you
come to Whistler with me?

738
00:50:30,944 --> 00:50:36,257
L.. I came to see the sights

739
00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:42,765
Aahh. Go ahead pick a girl!
Choose a girl of your choice!

740
00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:50,265
Fine. I can take a girl? That one!

741
00:50:50,864 --> 00:50:51,706
That one?

742
00:50:52,632 --> 00:50:53,940
Yeah! - Done.

743
00:51:14,888 --> 00:51:17,368
Neal, meet my friend Marie

744
00:51:18,959 --> 00:51:20,870
Nikki’s been telling me all about you..

745
00:51:21,061 --> 00:51:21,869
Really now

746
00:51:22,062 --> 00:51:25,043
She’s easy, you’ll get some action!

747
00:51:26,066 --> 00:51:28,376
If what she says is true, then..

748
00:51:28,668 --> 00:51:29,305
Then?

749
00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:31,380
Then we must hang out!
Come by my work..

750
00:51:31,571 --> 00:51:33,380
..at the crab shack at 7,
and we’ll get together

751
00:51:34,407 --> 00:51:34,885
Cool

752
00:51:39,412 --> 00:51:41,551
Stop drooling now, she’s gone!

753
00:51:42,082 --> 00:51:43,220
What did you say to her?

754
00:51:43,416 --> 00:51:44,224
Do we have a deal?

755
00:51:44,417 --> 00:51:46,397
Deal! What do I have to do?

756
00:51:46,653 --> 00:51:48,223
You have to make me yours!

757
00:51:48,421 --> 00:51:49,729
Cool. Shall we get a room?

758
00:51:50,257 --> 00:51:53,397
Not like that stupid!
You have to win over my heart!

759
00:51:53,593 --> 00:51:56,233
You have to write poems
praising my beauty..

760
00:51:56,596 --> 00:52:01,238
..and then sing them for
me like songs of love.

761
00:52:01,434 --> 00:52:05,905
The air will be filled with their melody,
they will echo from the mountains..

762
00:52:06,106 --> 00:52:10,248
..rivers and the valleys and
everyone will hum your tunes!!

763
00:52:10,510 --> 00:52:15,755
And when you sing, the whole world
will know what true love means!

764
00:52:17,284 --> 00:52:21,255
Are you totally insane?
Who does these silly things?

765
00:52:36,069 --> 00:52:37,776
You expect me to do this?

766
00:52:38,638 --> 00:52:39,708
Don’t be silly.

767
00:52:39,906 --> 00:52:43,444
You performing Amitabh Bachchan’s songs?
Never! You have to do this.

768
00:52:55,889 --> 00:52:57,960
I want to make Trish jealous!

769
00:52:58,491 --> 00:53:00,630
I want make him beg!

770
00:53:01,161 --> 00:53:06,634
When he sees you making
a complete fool of your self,

771
00:53:06,833 --> 00:53:09,404
he will come running back to me.

772
00:53:09,669 --> 00:53:11,649
He’ll beg me to come back to him.

773
00:53:11,838 --> 00:53:18,483
Men! They have small hearts,
small brains, and small.. everything!

774
00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:24,585
Egocentric, possessive,
morons! Except you!

775
00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:28,331
Ok I.. I'll do it, but on one condition.

776
00:53:28,521 --> 00:53:29,158
What?

777
00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:31,993
No more of that kissing stuff huh, please.

778
00:53:32,525 --> 00:53:35,506
Don’t worry! Nobody kisses in hindi films!

779
00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:50,612
7i

780
00:53:51,144 --> 00:53:55,024
"With the charming way you come
with the tunes that you hum"

781
00:53:55,215 --> 00:53:56,353
"And with the way you smile."

782
00:53:56,549 --> 00:53:59,189
"I'm in love."

783
00:54:01,821 --> 00:54:04,358
"When we kiss and make up."

784
00:54:04,557 --> 00:54:07,037
"I don't know for what reason."

785
00:54:07,227 --> 00:54:09,104
"I'm in love."

786
00:54:09,296 --> 00:54:14,370
"I've waited for ages."

787
00:54:14,567 --> 00:54:19,539
"O' my God, I'm in love."

788
00:54:19,739 --> 00:54:25,553
"O' my God, I'm in love."

789
00:54:25,912 --> 00:54:28,392
"With rejection, with acceptance"

790
00:54:28,581 --> 00:54:31,061
"And with your every nuance"

791
00:54:31,251 --> 00:54:34,061
"I'm in love"

792
00:54:36,589 --> 00:54:39,069
"Unknowingly and strangely,."

793
00:54:39,259 --> 00:54:41,739
"From now to eternity."

794
00:54:41,928 --> 00:54:43,805
"I'm in love."

795
00:54:43,997 --> 00:54:49,174
"I've waited for ages."

796
00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:54,409
"O' my God, I'm in love."

797
00:54:54,607 --> 00:55:00,751
"O' my God, I'm in love."

798
00:55:01,448 --> 00:55:03,587
"You're my dream,
my love my light."

799
00:55:04,217 --> 00:55:06,754
"I just wanna spend
my life with you."

800
00:55:06,953 --> 00:55:09,092
"You’re the one that
makes me smile."

801
00:55:09,622 --> 00:55:12,102
"I just wanna spend
my life with you."

802
00:55:26,306 --> 00:55:32,222
"Now that you’ve filled my dreams."

803
00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:37,384
"I want stay in this trance forever!"

804
00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:39,894
"I'm here all around you."

805
00:55:40,086 --> 00:55:42,794
"I'm in your arms with you."

806
00:55:42,989 --> 00:55:47,961
"Believe me, I'm real!."

807
00:55:48,661 --> 00:55:51,141
"In the clay or in the night."

808
00:55:51,331 --> 00:55:53,902
"..with everything that
keeps you within sight.."

809
00:55:54,100 --> 00:55:56,478
in love"

810
00:55:59,339 --> 00:56:01,819
"In sunshine and in rain.."

811
00:56:02,008 --> 00:56:04,488
"..with our meeting time and again.."

812
00:56:04,677 --> 00:56:06,657
in love"

813
00:56:06,846 --> 00:56:11,818
"I've waited for ages."

814
00:56:12,018 --> 00:56:17,161
"O' my God, I'm in love."

815
00:56:17,357 --> 00:56:23,330
"O' my God, I'm in love."

816
00:56:33,606 --> 00:56:38,606
"My darling let’s go
chase the stars."

817
00:56:45,552 --> 00:56:47,532
"You're my dream,
my love, my light."

818
00:56:48,321 --> 00:56:50,699
"I just wanna spend
my life with you."

819
00:56:51,057 --> 00:56:53,537
"You’re the one that
makes me smile."

820
00:56:53,726 --> 00:56:56,536
"I just wanna spend
my life with you."

821
00:57:00,133 --> 00:57:05,378
"The color of your eyes
is the color of the sky."

822
00:57:05,572 --> 00:57:10,885
"Let me be a cloud in them."

823
00:57:11,077 --> 00:57:16,049
"You’ve played with the stars,
the moon is your friend."

824
00:57:16,249 --> 00:57:21,722
"I'll be the cloud that engulfs you!"

825
00:57:22,021 --> 00:57:25,901
"With the charming way you come
with the tunes that you hum"

826
00:57:26,092 --> 00:57:27,332
"And with the way you smile."

827
00:57:27,527 --> 00:57:29,734
"I'm in love."

828
00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:35,339
"When we kiss and make up."

829
00:57:35,535 --> 00:57:37,913
"I don't know for what reason."

830
00:57:38,104 --> 00:57:40,141
"I'm in love."

831
00:57:40,340 --> 00:57:45,346
"I've waited for ages."

832
00:57:45,545 --> 00:57:50,585
"O' my God, I'm in love."

833
00:57:50,783 --> 00:57:56,028
"I'm in love, I'm in love."

834
00:57:56,222 --> 00:58:01,604
"I'm in love, I'm in love."

835
00:58:02,962 --> 00:58:05,442
"You're my dream,
my love, my light."

836
00:58:05,798 --> 00:58:08,438
"I just wanna spend
my life with you."

837
00:58:08,801 --> 00:58:11,441
"My life with you."

838
00:58:11,638 --> 00:58:20,285
"I just wanna spend
my life with you."

839
00:58:29,422 --> 00:58:30,730
Hey, hello my dear.

840
00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:32,062
What are you doing here?

841
00:58:32,659 --> 00:58:35,230
Well I'm here for a..
you know an ad shoot..

842
00:58:35,428 --> 00:58:38,898
...and well actually Nikki
I'm not going to lie to you.

843
00:58:39,265 --> 00:58:41,575
I came here with Amanda.
We are here for the weekend.

844
00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:48,083
So are we. This is Neal and
I'm not going to lie to you..

845
00:58:48,274 --> 00:58:54,418
..this is my Neal.
Neal this is an old friend, Trish.

846
00:58:55,215 --> 00:58:57,525
No way! You’re Trish?

847
00:58:57,951 --> 00:58:59,259
Yeah the only one!

848
00:58:59,953 --> 00:59:02,763
I'm like a big fan!
I've seen all your ads.

849
00:59:03,056 --> 00:59:05,332
Especially your underwear one,
that’s my favorite!

850
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:12,776
Get it on, get going man.
The briefs that make you feel like superman.'

851
00:59:16,035 --> 00:59:18,447
That’s my favorite too you know?
Really!

852
00:59:25,144 --> 00:59:25,918
What happenend to him?

853
00:59:26,479 --> 00:59:29,790
He talks in French when
he gets really excited.

854
00:59:30,316 --> 00:59:32,796
Yes, yes, true, true, yes!

855
00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:35,523
Hey why don’t you guys come
to my place for the day?

856
00:59:35,722 --> 00:59:37,133
I don’t think we can..
- We would love to.

857
00:59:37,323 --> 00:59:40,463
Ah great! So I'll sms you
the address with directions.

858
00:59:40,827 --> 00:59:44,138
It's not far, it's like half an hour
from here but you know..

859
00:59:44,397 --> 00:59:47,810
..the way Nikki drives it might take
you like maximum five minutes.

860
00:59:49,002 --> 00:59:50,037
I know what you mean!

861
00:59:51,137 --> 00:59:53,048
So Neal it was really
good to meet you!

862
00:59:53,239 --> 00:59:54,980
Yeah, it was good to
meet you too ah!

863
01:00:00,246 --> 01:00:01,224
What are you doing?

864
01:00:01,514 --> 01:00:04,324
Helping you!
You wanted Trish back, right?

865
01:00:04,684 --> 01:00:06,755
Did you notice that he couldn’t
lie to you about Amanda?

866
01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:08,090
He still loves you!

867
01:00:08,354 --> 01:00:09,662
Why do you think he
invited us to his house?.

868
01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:11,494
Because he likes you
and not me!

869
01:00:11,691 --> 01:00:14,501
He was totally indifferent towards me.

870
01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:16,173
I'm going back to Vancouver

871
01:00:17,630 --> 01:00:20,167
If that’s the case, then why is he
turning around and checking you out!

872
01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:23,514
Really? ls he checking me
out now? - Not now!

873
01:00:24,971 --> 01:00:26,177
Ok, you can look now!

874
01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:33,187
Just make him more jealous and
he’ll come running back to you!

875
01:00:33,546 --> 01:00:34,957
You’re good!

876
01:00:35,281 --> 01:00:36,191
I'm driving!

877
01:01:07,146 --> 01:01:08,625
Hey guys please come in!

878
01:01:08,815 --> 01:01:10,294
What a cool place you
have here Trish!

879
01:01:10,483 --> 01:01:12,292
Thank you!
Well, the girls seem to like it.

880
01:01:12,485 --> 01:01:13,054
Where’s Amanda?

881
01:01:13,252 --> 01:01:14,629
She’s upstairs getting ready.

882
01:01:14,821 --> 01:01:15,299
Ah, cool.

883
01:01:15,488 --> 01:01:19,561
Hey I've put some crabs on the barbeque.
It might take a while to get ready.

884
01:01:19,759 --> 01:01:20,965
You guys want to play a game?

885
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:21,638
Yeah.

886
01:01:21,828 --> 01:01:23,136
What about water volleyball?

887
01:01:23,329 --> 01:01:23,807
Super!

888
01:01:23,996 --> 01:01:25,304
Great. So we have a guest room
just over there.

889
01:01:25,498 --> 01:01:26,306
You can get changed.

890
01:01:26,499 --> 01:01:28,308
And I'll meet you in the pool.

891
01:01:29,335 --> 01:01:33,306
Hey, Nikki you look different.
ls it a new hair cut?

892
01:01:33,506 --> 01:01:35,315
It's her eyes,
she's tried something new.

893
01:01:35,908 --> 01:01:41,415
You’re right Neal. . .
it’s in the eyes. See you!

894
01:01:43,182 --> 01:01:44,490
How’s it going, guys?

895
01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:01,775
Hey you!

896
01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:02,946
Hi Amanda

897
01:02:03,202 --> 01:02:05,113
Oh I just loved the way you
sing to Nikki.

898
01:02:05,471 --> 01:02:07,781
I mean I've never seen
someone so romantic.

899
01:02:08,474 --> 01:02:14,117
I have to tell you it did something to me.
Something deep inside.

900
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:17,620
I mean I would do anything for
a man who would sing to me.

901
01:02:18,584 --> 01:02:20,495
Do you want to swap partners?

902
01:02:20,686 --> 01:02:21,289
Huh!?

903
01:02:21,554 --> 01:02:23,864
In water volleyball, silly.

904
01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:26,296
Come on you should be on my team,
I think it would be fun!

905
01:02:26,993 --> 01:02:27,971
Let the games begin!

906
01:02:59,759 --> 01:03:02,399
If you a get this next one,
I'll sleep with you.

907
01:03:04,931 --> 01:03:06,410
You’re dead, you’re gone.

908
01:03:06,599 --> 01:03:07,907
Let’s go! Let’s go!

909
01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:10,910
I'm coming to get you!
You are history!

910
01:03:17,777 --> 01:03:18,482
I'm sorry

911
01:03:20,112 --> 01:03:21,090
Are you sure you’re okay?

912
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:24,090
Yeah of course......it has
swollen up, hasn’t it?

913
01:03:24,951 --> 01:03:25,929
Just a little bit

914
01:03:26,285 --> 01:03:27,423
How big is a little?

915
01:03:29,121 --> 01:03:31,431
Oh my God! Show me a mirror now!

916
01:03:32,291 --> 01:03:34,430
And you can carry me Trishi pooh!

917
01:03:40,633 --> 01:03:41,441
Where are you going?

918
01:03:41,634 --> 01:03:43,272
I'm going to kill Neal!

919
01:03:43,469 --> 01:03:45,278
Wait, but it will slowly go down

920
01:03:45,638 --> 01:03:47,117
I'm still going to kill Neal!

921
01:03:48,140 --> 01:03:48,948
Wait, wait, wait. Ma chere.

922
01:03:50,643 --> 01:03:53,522
Nobody is going to
notice your nose, I promise you.

923
01:03:54,213 --> 01:03:55,954
Not when they can see
the rest of you.

924
01:03:58,150 --> 01:04:00,221
Do know what was the first thing
I noticed about you?

925
01:04:00,753 --> 01:04:01,788
My eyes?

926
01:04:02,655 --> 01:04:08,298
No it was your smile,
your eyes.. this was a bonus

927
01:04:12,999 --> 01:04:18,972
From the colours of the rainbow,
with the kohl..

928
01:04:19,171 --> 01:04:23,142
...from your eyes, I've written
your name across my heart!

929
01:04:31,851 --> 01:04:34,832
Come on! Let’s go!

930
01:04:35,021 --> 01:04:36,659
Now? - Yes, Now!

931
01:04:36,856 --> 01:04:38,597
But I mean, I'm like, like you know

932
01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:39,667
Come on! Let's go.

933
01:04:40,359 --> 01:04:41,099
No!

934
01:04:41,294 --> 01:04:42,102
I love you!

935
01:04:43,029 --> 01:04:44,337
No! She is mine.

936
01:04:45,932 --> 01:04:47,104
Ok tell me now, what happened?

937
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:48,335
Nothing!

938
01:04:48,701 --> 01:04:51,682
Oh my God! You did it! He wants
you back, right?

939
01:04:51,871 --> 01:04:54,681
Yup he loves me and he hates you!!!!!

940
01:04:55,041 --> 01:04:58,682
I just hate him! What the hell are you
doing with a guy like him?

941
01:04:58,878 --> 01:05:01,859
Did you hear him when you were singing..
he.. he sounds like a pig..

942
01:05:02,048 --> 01:05:03,356
..a pig with a sore throat!

943
01:05:03,549 --> 01:05:06,029
I'm jealous, Nikki. It just
destroys me inside.

944
01:05:06,218 --> 01:05:09,688
It hurt me so.. so bad!
Trishi pooh misses you so much!

945
01:05:09,889 --> 01:05:13,359
I need you again! Please!
Come back in my life! Please!

946
01:05:14,060 --> 01:05:14,868
And Amanda?

947
01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:19,041
Amanda? Phhh, Gone! Finished!
Over! Wuuush! Asta Lavista Baby!

948
01:05:19,231 --> 01:05:21,541
Aha! I told you! I told you so!

949
01:05:21,734 --> 01:05:24,613
Knowing you, you must have melted
and gone running into his arms and said..

950
01:05:24,804 --> 01:05:26,374
.. it’s so good to have you back, Trishi pooh!

951
01:05:26,572 --> 01:05:30,042
No! I left him! I dumped him!

952
01:05:30,242 --> 01:05:30,720
What?

953
01:05:37,183 --> 01:05:39,891
What? - I don’t know?
I don’t understand French.

954
01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:42,393
But I thought you loved him!

955
01:05:42,588 --> 01:05:43,566
Then why did you dump him?

956
01:05:43,756 --> 01:05:45,463
Because he cheated on me!

957
01:05:45,925 --> 01:05:49,896
The day I found out that
he was seeing Amanda..

958
01:05:50,096 --> 01:05:52,076
...while he was with me, I forgot
everything we ever had!

959
01:05:52,264 --> 01:05:56,576
The only thing that upset me was
why didn’t I dump him first!

960
01:05:56,769 --> 01:06:01,741
At first I thought it was my fault
that he left me for Amanda!

961
01:06:01,941 --> 01:06:04,751
He made me hate me
and then it hit me.

962
01:06:04,944 --> 01:06:07,254
Who’s he to dump me?

963
01:06:07,446 --> 01:06:10,723
I'll be the one to dump him.

964
01:06:10,950 --> 01:06:14,762
So you did all this to get him back
only so you could dump him?

965
01:06:15,121 --> 01:06:17,101
Yup - Doesn’t make sense?

966
01:06:17,289 --> 01:06:19,769
You’re a guy...you won’t understand!

967
01:06:19,959 --> 01:06:23,930
Nikki Bakshi you’ve got guts! I like it.
I hope you let him off easy.

968
01:06:24,130 --> 01:06:29,603
Ya, you know me, I can't hurt anyone.
I'm harmless!

969
01:06:33,305 --> 01:06:36,445
Come on, Neal!
Let’s go! - Ok, but where?

970
01:06:37,176 --> 01:06:40,623
It's payback time!
You've clone all this for me.

971
01:06:40,813 --> 01:06:45,626
Now it's my turn. I'll give you
everything you've ever wanted!

972
01:06:46,318 --> 01:06:48,457
Nikki Bakshi is going
to give you a night..

973
01:06:48,654 --> 01:06:51,464
..you're going to remember
for the rest of your life!

974
01:06:51,824 --> 01:06:54,634
Wait a minute,
What’s on your mind huh?

975
01:06:55,161 --> 01:06:56,640
Why don’t you read it!

976
01:07:06,939 --> 01:07:08,748
Why are these people celebrating
Christmas in summer?

977
01:07:09,275 --> 01:07:10,583
Have you seen the elves?

978
01:07:10,843 --> 01:07:12,754
Oh my God, can I be Santa?

979
01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:14,587
Go ahead, pick an elf!

980
01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:18,258
What’s the hurry? We’ve just arrived.
Let me check them out!

981
01:07:27,526 --> 01:07:28,664
Can I have some red wine please?

982
01:07:28,861 --> 01:07:30,499
Of course. Here you are

983
01:07:30,696 --> 01:07:32,334
Thank you.
- Hey do you want to dance?

984
01:07:32,898 --> 01:07:33,672
Ya, Sure...

985
01:07:39,705 --> 01:07:44,347
Come on, come on, show it to me!
Oh no, I'm going to beat that!

986
01:07:45,878 --> 01:07:47,016
What are you playing?

987
01:07:47,246 --> 01:07:49,351
Strip poker! The one who loses
in this game has..

988
01:07:49,548 --> 01:07:51,186
..to take a piece of their clothing off!

989
01:07:51,383 --> 01:07:52,691
Ok I'm going to show it to you now...

990
01:07:57,056 --> 01:07:59,866
Ok as you can see I am winning.

991
01:08:02,061 --> 01:08:03,699
Excellent girls excellent, excellent!

992
01:08:03,896 --> 01:08:04,704
I want to play, too.

993
01:08:04,930 --> 01:08:06,034
What?

994
01:08:06,232 --> 01:08:07,210
Yes I want to play too!

995
01:08:08,067 --> 01:08:09,876
Guys, can I play?

996
01:08:10,069 --> 01:08:10,877
For sure girl!

997
01:08:11,070 --> 01:08:12,549
For sure you can play!

998
01:08:12,738 --> 01:08:14,046
I'll do anything to get you to play!

999
01:08:14,740 --> 01:08:15,548
You’re not playing!

1000
01:08:16,075 --> 01:08:18,715
Ah C’mon man let her play,
look at her, she’s hot!

1001
01:08:18,911 --> 01:08:20,219
Nikki, get up! - No.

1002
01:08:20,412 --> 01:08:21,891
You can’t play! - Why?

1003
01:08:22,081 --> 01:08:23,890
Because I've said so,
this game is not for you.

1004
01:08:24,250 --> 01:08:27,561
Why? What are you afraid of?
That I'll win..

1005
01:08:27,753 --> 01:08:30,233
...or that I'll lose?

1006
01:08:32,258 --> 01:08:35,068
Ok, fine! Deal...

1007
01:08:37,429 --> 01:08:40,239
Ya now it’s going to get good!

1008
01:08:40,432 --> 01:08:45,245
So guy’s if I lose,
what do I take off first?

1009
01:08:45,638 --> 01:08:48,585
Ooh damn girl you don’t even
want me to answer that.

1010
01:08:50,609 --> 01:08:53,249
Yey! So how many cards do I deal?

1011
01:08:53,979 --> 01:08:55,925
Neal! Have you gone crazy!
Don’t touch me!

1012
01:08:56,115 --> 01:08:57,423
I'm just taking you for a little ride

1013
01:08:58,117 --> 01:09:00,427
Put me down! What are you doing?
I will hit you! I will hurt you!

1014
01:09:00,619 --> 01:09:01,927
One second - Put me down

1015
01:09:02,121 --> 01:09:04,101
Here! - Put me down, God!

1016
01:09:04,290 --> 01:09:06,099
You can play, but I can’t?

1017
01:09:06,292 --> 01:09:08,431
You have such double standards!
What’s your problem?

1018
01:09:08,627 --> 01:09:10,265
What’s my problem?
What’s your problem!

1019
01:09:10,462 --> 01:09:12,942
Actually forget it, you won’t
understand. You’re a girl!

1020
01:09:14,133 --> 01:09:19,947
Neal! Neal, Neal hey listen,

1021
01:09:20,139 --> 01:09:22,619
Listen, I'm sorry!
I was just bugging you!

1022
01:09:22,975 --> 01:09:26,445
Please sorry? You know when
you get angry you..

1023
01:09:26,645 --> 01:09:32,288
..look just like Scooby Doo.
Go ahead pick a girl.

1024
01:09:33,485 --> 01:09:36,466
Yes, think of this as
a Christmas present from me.

1025
01:09:36,655 --> 01:09:38,134
Pick the best one..

1026
01:09:38,324 --> 01:09:41,305
The girl who makes you
go weak in the knees!

1027
01:09:43,562 --> 01:09:47,135
So Neal, who’s the girl who really
really does it for you?

1028
01:09:50,936 --> 01:09:51,539
You.

1029
01:10:03,515 --> 01:10:04,493
Why did you do that?

1030
01:10:05,351 --> 01:10:07,661
Because you also wanted it! - No.

1031
01:10:07,853 --> 01:10:10,333
Come on Nikki, don’t you think
something is happening between us?

1032
01:10:10,522 --> 01:10:12,160
Nothing is happening between us!

1033
01:10:12,358 --> 01:10:14,497
You know you’re lying.
Why are you lying?

1034
01:10:14,860 --> 01:10:16,168
Look at the way you
give me that look.

1035
01:10:16,362 --> 01:10:16,840
What look?

1036
01:10:17,029 --> 01:10:19,839
That look! That 'come on
baby Rock My World' look!

1037
01:10:20,032 --> 01:10:22,672
Yuck! Puke.
You and me? Never!

1038
01:10:22,935 --> 01:10:25,506
You’re a jerk who’s getting
married in a few days..

1039
01:10:25,704 --> 01:10:28,014
..and you’ve come here only
to get some action.

1040
01:10:28,207 --> 01:10:30,016
lam the good girl in the story.

1041
01:10:30,209 --> 01:10:31,688
Nothing can ever happen between us!

1042
01:10:31,877 --> 01:10:32,855
Nothing? - Nothing!

1043
01:10:33,045 --> 01:10:35,525
You didn’t feel a thing?
You didn’t feel the chemistry?

1044
01:10:35,714 --> 01:10:36,351
No!

1045
01:10:36,548 --> 01:10:38,186
Don't you think the both
of us are always looking..

1046
01:10:38,384 --> 01:10:39,692
..for reasons to come
close to each other?

1047
01:10:39,885 --> 01:10:44,027
Really you didn’t feel
anything at all? Nothing?

1048
01:10:48,060 --> 01:10:52,702
Oh my God! That was amazing!
You can’t make me feel this good!

1049
01:10:53,565 --> 01:10:54,543
What’s wrong with you?

1050
01:10:57,069 --> 01:10:59,049
We have to solve this.
We have a problem!

1051
01:10:59,238 --> 01:10:59,716
Ok

1052
01:10:59,905 --> 01:11:02,044
Nothing can happen between
the two us! - Nothing

1053
01:11:02,241 --> 01:11:04,551
You go that way
and I'll go this way!

1054
01:11:04,910 --> 01:11:06,218
We'll stay far away
from each other!

1055
01:11:06,578 --> 01:11:11,049
Ya, that’s a good idea!
Brilliant! Go!

1056
01:11:11,250 --> 01:11:13,730
Ok. You sure? - Ya!

1057
01:11:14,086 --> 01:11:14,564
Cool.

1058
01:11:15,087 --> 01:11:16,065
See you in a hundred years.

1059
01:12:16,715 --> 01:12:20,458
What have I done?
I spent the night with Neal.

1060
01:12:21,487 --> 01:12:27,631
Neal the jerk. Neal the idiot...
Neal...the wonderful.

1061
01:12:28,727 --> 01:12:33,301
Last night was wonderful.
I've never felt so complete.

1062
01:12:33,732 --> 01:12:35,973
I don’t know if you’re feeling
the same way or not?

1063
01:12:36,668 --> 01:12:42,641
This feels so right. No you feel right.
Last night felt so right.

1064
01:12:43,342 --> 01:12:48,314
Neal you’ve lost it!
You’re talking about Nikki.

1065
01:12:50,682 --> 01:12:53,663
The same girl who went
crazy about her ex-boyfriend..

1066
01:12:54,353 --> 01:12:55,661
..the same girl who wanted
to cut off your...

1067
01:12:56,188 --> 01:12:57,997
Good morning.
- Good morning.

1068
01:13:04,196 --> 01:13:07,336
Good morning?
What’s the meaning of good morning?

1069
01:13:08,367 --> 01:13:12,008
Nikki, good morning means
that last night was..

1070
01:13:12,204 --> 01:13:16,516
..nothing for him.
You were just another girl.

1071
01:13:16,708 --> 01:13:19,518
Idiot why did you say
good morning like that?

1072
01:13:20,045 --> 01:13:23,185
Ok turn around,
hold her, and tell her..

1073
01:13:23,382 --> 01:13:24,861
.. how wonderful
this morning really is.

1074
01:13:27,386 --> 01:13:31,357
Why did she get up? Ok before
she goes somewhere talk to her!

1075
01:13:32,558 --> 01:13:33,696
It's a nice clay isn't it?

1076
01:13:33,892 --> 01:13:35,872
I don’t believe this,
now we’re going to talk..

1077
01:13:36,061 --> 01:13:38,371
..about the weather?
How predictable,

1078
01:13:38,564 --> 01:13:41,545
who wants to talk
about last night? No one!

1079
01:13:45,070 --> 01:13:46,048
Would you like some coffee?

1080
01:13:46,238 --> 01:13:48,878
Coffeel? What I would like to
know is how were you..

1081
01:13:49,074 --> 01:13:51,554
...last night, Mister Know It All?

1082
01:13:51,743 --> 01:13:54,053
What I would like to
know is am I one of..

1083
01:13:54,246 --> 01:13:55,884
..those girls you came
to Vancouver for?

1084
01:13:56,081 --> 01:13:58,391
What I would like to know is
why are you asking me for coffee?

1085
01:13:58,584 --> 01:13:59,722
Coffee would be fine!

1086
01:14:03,755 --> 01:14:06,065
Coffeel? Why did I ask
her for coffee?

1087
01:14:06,258 --> 01:14:07,566
I don’t even know
how to make coffee!

1088
01:14:35,621 --> 01:14:38,602
I wonder why I didn’t
meet you earlier?

1089
01:14:39,291 --> 01:14:41,100
I think that.. - Don’t even think that!

1090
01:14:41,293 --> 01:14:43,773
If you think that I am going
to drink that coffee..

1091
01:14:43,962 --> 01:14:44,940
..you must be crazy!

1092
01:14:46,798 --> 01:14:51,110
Look at her. She will be the perfect wife.
Mom will also like her.

1093
01:14:51,470 --> 01:14:54,610
Actually mom won’t like
her at all, but who cares?

1094
01:14:56,975 --> 01:14:59,114
Nikki.. I want to say something

1095
01:14:59,478 --> 01:15:01,958
I knew this was coming,
next he’ll say

1096
01:15:02,147 --> 01:15:07,119
Nikki you’re very sweet and
last night was very special but...

1097
01:15:07,319 --> 01:15:10,459
Nikki you’re very sweet and
last night was very special...

1098
01:15:10,656 --> 01:15:14,126
Nikki he’s about to dump you,
just like Trish!

1099
01:15:14,326 --> 01:15:15,430
Don’t let him do it.

1100
01:15:15,627 --> 01:15:18,301
before he dumps you, dump him!

1101
01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:24,310
Neal I know what you’re
going to say.

1102
01:15:25,370 --> 01:15:29,318
What happened last night,
happens only with few people.

1103
01:15:29,508 --> 01:15:32,648
Wow Neal! You and
Nikki think alike!

1104
01:15:33,345 --> 01:15:35,325
This is the perfect moment.
Propose to her!

1105
01:15:35,681 --> 01:15:37,661
Tell her you want to marry her.

1106
01:15:39,918 --> 01:15:42,489
Oh God, how pathetic!
What’s he doing on his knees?

1107
01:15:42,854 --> 01:15:45,664
Will he beg?
Will he ask me not to tell anyone?

1108
01:15:45,857 --> 01:15:47,996
Will he tell me not to expect
anything from him?

1109
01:15:48,193 --> 01:15:51,504
Before he hurts you, dump him!

1110
01:15:51,697 --> 01:15:56,339
It's ok, get up.
You can forget about last night.

1111
01:15:56,702 --> 01:15:58,010
It didn’t mean a thing.

1112
01:15:58,537 --> 01:16:00,175
Let’s move on, shall we?

1113
01:16:11,550 --> 01:16:12,528
Do you want me to drive?

1114
01:16:13,385 --> 01:16:14,022
No

1115
01:16:16,555 --> 01:16:18,193
Why, do you want to drive?

1116
01:16:18,557 --> 01:16:19,194
No

1117
01:16:23,395 --> 01:16:25,033
Do you want me to drive?

1118
01:16:25,230 --> 01:16:25,708
No.

1119
01:16:26,765 --> 01:16:28,711
Good! - Good!

1120
01:16:28,900 --> 01:16:29,878
Great!

1121
01:16:47,919 --> 01:16:49,227
Did you want to listen?

1122
01:16:49,588 --> 01:16:50,225
No.

1123
01:16:51,423 --> 01:16:52,401
Good

1124
01:17:16,014 --> 01:17:16,924
Why have we stopped?

1125
01:17:17,149 --> 01:17:20,596
Guys, can we, can we please get
a ride to Vancouver? - Please?

1126
01:17:20,819 --> 01:17:22,594
We’ve been walking on
this road for so long.

1127
01:17:22,788 --> 01:17:24,426
And, and we just really
need to get back.

1128
01:17:24,623 --> 01:17:26,603
I mean, we’re going
to lose our jobs if we don’t.

1129
01:17:26,792 --> 01:17:27,600
Please.

1130
01:17:27,793 --> 01:17:29,101
Can we please get a ride?

1131
01:17:30,462 --> 01:17:31,600
Get in.

1132
01:17:37,369 --> 01:17:38,609
Can I turn the radio on?

1133
01:17:49,381 --> 01:17:50,792
Look what’s he doing,
he’s touching..

1134
01:17:50,982 --> 01:17:53,462
..the poor thing all over.

1135
01:17:53,985 --> 01:17:55,464
He’s doing it with her permission..

1136
01:17:55,987 --> 01:17:58,126
..and she seems to be enjoying it.

1137
01:17:58,990 --> 01:18:01,800
I knew the moment I saw him
that he is a scoundrel!

1138
01:18:02,661 --> 01:18:04,800
It could also be the other way around,
she could be playing him

1139
01:18:05,497 --> 01:18:08,808
It could also be that he will take
advantage of her and then leave her!

1140
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,980
If she wants she can stop him..

1141
01:18:11,169 --> 01:18:12,807
..but it’s fairly obvious
that she doesn’t want to.

1142
01:18:13,171 --> 01:18:16,812
I knew you would think like that!
You guys are all the same.

1143
01:18:17,008 --> 01:18:18,487
After you get what you
want you’re gone!

1144
01:18:18,677 --> 01:18:21,658
It's not always our fault!
She must have brought..

1145
01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:23,821
...the poor guy here
by blinding him with..

1146
01:18:24,015 --> 01:18:25,653
..her sweet talk so she can
have a good time.

1147
01:18:26,084 --> 01:18:28,325
She probably has an ex-boyfriend
who dumped her..

1148
01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:30,158
..and now she’s using this guy
to get even with him.

1149
01:18:39,531 --> 01:18:40,009
Get out!

1150
01:18:40,699 --> 01:18:45,842
Nikki? Nikki?
What are you doing? Nikki?

1151
01:18:46,204 --> 01:18:47,342
What’s wrong with you?

1152
01:18:47,539 --> 01:18:51,351
I'm saying goodbye! Last night was
the biggest mistake of my life.

1153
01:18:51,543 --> 01:18:54,524
Nikki, Nikki, Nikki,
Nikki listen to me, Nikki...

1154
01:18:54,713 --> 01:18:58,855
And now you’re the idiot who I have
to remember for the rest of my life.

1155
01:19:17,002 --> 01:19:18,481
Get out! Get out!

1156
01:20:19,698 --> 01:20:21,302
With God's grace I've been
given this opportunity..

1157
01:20:21,466 --> 01:20:25,937
..to unite two wonderful families.

1158
01:20:26,972 --> 01:20:31,284
This is Baldev Raj, who I know
for quite some time.

1159
01:20:31,476 --> 01:20:33,615
It's ok, stay seated please.

1160
01:20:33,812 --> 01:20:36,952
This is Sweety’s mother
who’s come from Bhatinda,

1161
01:20:37,649 --> 01:20:39,629
And this is her elder brother Kuldeep..

1162
01:20:40,018 --> 01:20:43,625
..who owns this house.
Sister, please call Sweety.

1163
01:20:48,326 --> 01:20:53,969
"With anklets on her feet, the girl with
a creamy complexion has arrived."

1164
01:20:54,332 --> 01:20:59,145
"Everyone calls her Sweety."

1165
01:20:59,838 --> 01:21:08,485
"Everyone calls her Sweety."

1166
01:21:09,681 --> 01:21:14,130
Hello - Wow, she’s beautiful!

1167
01:21:14,586 --> 01:21:16,657
ls this the first time you’ve
come to Canada?

1168
01:21:17,522 --> 01:21:20,332
No, I used to come during
my summer vacations.

1169
01:21:20,525 --> 01:21:23,506
How do you like Canada?
- I feel at home!

1170
01:21:24,696 --> 01:21:26,835
<i>Sweaty, you forgot the cake...</i>

1171
01:21:30,201 --> 01:21:33,512
You forgot the cake! Oh ehm, ehm,

1172
01:21:55,226 --> 01:21:58,867
This is my daughter Nikki. She and Sweety
are cousins, but they behave like sisters.

1173
01:21:59,230 --> 01:22:00,208
They’ve shared everything in life!

1174
01:22:00,899 --> 01:22:02,537
Tea? - No Thanks

1175
01:22:07,739 --> 01:22:09,878
Cake? - Yes Please!

1176
01:22:17,115 --> 01:22:19,061
Cake? - No, Thank you!

1177
01:22:26,257 --> 01:22:27,565
You, inside!

1178
01:22:41,773 --> 01:22:42,751
What are you doing here?

1179
01:22:42,941 --> 01:22:46,252
Mom said the boy’s name
was Gurneal Ahluwalia

1180
01:22:46,778 --> 01:22:50,590
That would be me!
lam Gurneal Ahluwallia!

1181
01:22:50,815 --> 01:22:53,921
You know, GurNEAL Ahluwallia!

1182
01:22:54,352 --> 01:22:56,263
You know what you have to do, right?

1183
01:22:56,454 --> 01:22:58,934
I know, I have to change my name.

1184
01:22:59,124 --> 01:23:02,435
No, GurNEAL!
Go outside and tell everyone..

1185
01:23:02,627 --> 01:23:03,935
..that you can’t go through
with this wedding.

1186
01:23:04,129 --> 01:23:07,110
Why? Why would I do that?

1187
01:23:09,300 --> 01:23:12,281
Because you don’t want
to marry my cousin!

1188
01:23:13,304 --> 01:23:14,112
Sit.

1189
01:23:17,809 --> 01:23:19,948
I don’t want to...
or you don’t want me to?

1190
01:23:20,145 --> 01:23:21,123
I don’t give a flying...

1191
01:23:21,813 --> 01:23:22,791
Fudge!

1192
01:23:22,981 --> 01:23:25,791
Really? By looking at you
it doesn’t seem like it.

1193
01:23:25,984 --> 01:23:27,793
It looks like you give
a flying everything!

1194
01:23:27,986 --> 01:23:29,294
That’s what you think!

1195
01:23:29,988 --> 01:23:31,126
You know what I think?

1196
01:23:31,322 --> 01:23:33,461
I think I should get
married to Sweety.

1197
01:23:33,658 --> 01:23:34,796
What? - yes.

1198
01:23:34,993 --> 01:23:37,473
I kind of like her,
she’s the type of girl..

1199
01:23:37,662 --> 01:23:39,972
..you get married to.
She’s not the other type.

1200
01:23:40,398 --> 01:23:41,672
What other type?

1201
01:23:42,333 --> 01:23:44,643
The type of girls I've recently met...

1202
01:23:44,836 --> 01:23:46,816
Don’t even go there

1203
01:23:47,005 --> 01:23:48,985
Like that girl...
what was her name?

1204
01:23:49,741 --> 01:23:53,484
Marie that witch! Or that
man-eating monster Karen?

1205
01:23:53,678 --> 01:23:55,157
Or that shameless,
naked girl who took..

1206
01:23:55,346 --> 01:23:57,826
..you to see the whales,
what was her name?

1207
01:23:58,016 --> 01:24:00,326
Hey, hey! That’s not fair!
You’re hitting below the belt

1208
01:24:00,518 --> 01:24:02,828
Oh, I haven’t even started yet.

1209
01:24:07,358 --> 01:24:08,166
Hey, where are you going?

1210
01:24:08,693 --> 01:24:12,664
I'm going to tell everyone
what you were doing in Vancouver".

1211
01:24:13,364 --> 01:24:15,503
..or rather who you
were doing in Vancouver!

1212
01:24:15,700 --> 01:24:16,508
You wouldn't!

1213
01:24:17,202 --> 01:24:18,510
Wouldn't I?

1214
01:24:21,372 --> 01:24:22,180
Mamma...

1215
01:24:23,041 --> 01:24:26,022
Nikki! - What happened darling?

1216
01:24:26,211 --> 01:24:27,849
Neal wants to say something
to all of you!

1217
01:24:28,046 --> 01:24:29,024
<i>L</i> dO!?

1218
01:24:29,380 --> 01:24:31,690
Neal, what’s the matter son?
- Nothing.

1219
01:24:32,217 --> 01:24:34,197
Nothing at all, nothing, nothing,
what happened? Nothing

1220
01:24:34,385 --> 01:24:35,693
Neal wants to marry Sweety.

1221
01:24:35,887 --> 01:24:38,026
And he wants it to happen
as soon as possible.

1222
01:24:43,394 --> 01:24:45,533
Heartiest congratulations to all!

1223
01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:56,378
Marriages are made in heaven

1224
01:24:59,911 --> 01:25:03,051
Congratulations, Gurneal Ahluwallia!

1225
01:25:06,751 --> 01:25:10,722
Ok Nikki Bakshi, I will get married..

1226
01:25:11,489 --> 01:25:13,560
...but I'll make you dance
on my wedding clay!

1227
01:25:20,932 --> 01:25:24,402
"I've locked eyes with
a beautiful girl."

1228
01:25:24,602 --> 01:25:28,414
"I've locked eyes with
a beautiful girl."

1229
01:25:28,740 --> 01:25:36,022
7i

1230
01:25:36,447 --> 01:25:39,917
"Let's dance my friend,
I've locked eyes with her!"

1231
01:25:40,451 --> 01:25:43,762
"Let's rock my friend,
I've locked eyes her!"

1232
01:25:43,955 --> 01:25:47,767
"My love, I'm not going
to sleep tonight."

1233
01:25:47,959 --> 01:25:50,940
"My love, I'm not going
to sleep tonight."

1234
01:25:51,129 --> 01:25:57,944
"As today our eyes have met."

1235
01:25:58,803 --> 01:26:05,277
"As today our eyes have met."

1236
01:26:05,777 --> 01:26:08,917
"Dancing the night because
I've locked eyes with her."

1237
01:26:09,147 --> 01:26:12,788
"The feeling is right because
I've locked eyes with her."

1238
01:26:13,318 --> 01:26:16,458
"Party all night because
I've locked eyes with her."

1239
01:26:16,654 --> 01:26:20,466
"The music's so right because
I've locked eyes with her."

1240
01:26:36,174 --> 01:26:39,986
"Since our eyes have met,
I'm going to dance with you."

1241
01:26:40,178 --> 01:26:43,819
"With anklets on I'm going
to dance with you."

1242
01:26:47,485 --> 01:26:51,865
"Show me your moves if you
want to dance with me."

1243
01:26:51,990 --> 01:26:55,369
"Get in to groove if you want
to dance with me."

1244
01:26:55,526 --> 01:26:58,666
"My love, I'm not going
to sleep tonight."

1245
01:26:58,863 --> 01:27:01,844
"My love, I'm not going
to sleep tonight."

1246
01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:08,845
"As today our eyes have met."

1247
01:27:09,707 --> 01:27:16,522
"As today our eyes have met."

1248
01:27:16,714 --> 01:27:19,991
"Dancing the night because
I've locked eyes with her."

1249
01:27:20,218 --> 01:27:24,030
"The feeling is right because
I've locked eyes with her."

1250
01:27:24,222 --> 01:27:27,533
"Party all night because
I've locked eyes with her."

1251
01:27:27,892 --> 01:27:31,863
"The music's so right because
I've locked eyes with her."

1252
01:27:47,245 --> 01:27:51,216
"I'll flutter my eyes in your arms."

1253
01:27:51,416 --> 01:27:54,886
"I'll flutter your heart when I dance."

1254
01:27:58,856 --> 01:28:02,895
"I drive you crazy because
I'm making you crave."

1255
01:28:03,094 --> 01:28:06,234
"You want me baby because
I'm making you crave."

1256
01:28:06,431 --> 01:28:12,905
"My love, I'm not going
to sleep tonight."

1257
01:28:13,271 --> 01:28:18,271
"As today our eyes have met."

1258
01:28:27,485 --> 01:28:31,092
"I've locked eyes with
a beautiful girl."

1259
01:28:31,289 --> 01:28:35,101
"I've locked eyes with
a beautiful girl."

1260
01:28:42,633 --> 01:28:46,604
"Let's dance my friend,
I've locked eyes with her!"

1261
01:28:46,804 --> 01:28:50,115
"Let's rock my friend,
I've locked eyes her!"

1262
01:28:50,308 --> 01:28:57,453
"My love, I'm not going
to sleep tonight."

1263
01:28:57,648 --> 01:29:02,648
"As today our eyes have met."

1264
01:29:12,163 --> 01:29:15,303
"Dancing the night because
I've locked eyes with her."

1265
01:29:15,833 --> 01:29:19,474
"The feeling is right because
I've locked eyes with her."

1266
01:29:19,737 --> 01:29:23,310
"Party all night because
I've locked eyes with her."

1267
01:29:23,508 --> 01:29:27,479
"The music's so right because
I've locked eyes with her."

1268
01:29:52,537 --> 01:29:53,515
Corkscrew?

1269
01:29:57,708 --> 01:29:59,517
So, you are getting married to her?

1270
01:30:00,378 --> 01:30:02,358
Isn't that what you wanted?

1271
01:30:02,713 --> 01:30:05,694
Ok fine, Get married to her!

1272
01:30:06,217 --> 01:30:07,287
See if i care...

1273
01:30:07,952 --> 01:30:09,431
No! I won’t!

1274
01:30:13,391 --> 01:30:14,369
You won’t?

1275
01:30:14,559 --> 01:30:20,373
No because I know you won’t
let this wedding happen!

1276
01:30:20,565 --> 01:30:22,704
Really? Why?
Why would I do that?

1277
01:30:23,234 --> 01:30:25,043
I know you Nikki Bakshi!

1278
01:30:25,803 --> 01:30:28,716
You couldn’t watch me
dance with Sweety..

1279
01:30:29,407 --> 01:30:31,387
..how will you let me marry her?

1280
01:30:35,746 --> 01:30:39,057
I hate you, Gurneal Ahluwallia,
I hate you.

1281
01:31:10,181 --> 01:31:12,593
Hello, welcome. - Hello!

1282
01:31:12,850 --> 01:31:13,590
Heartiest Congratulations!
- To you too!

1283
01:31:13,784 --> 01:31:15,764
Here I am, and where are you?

1284
01:31:16,854 --> 01:31:20,427
Ah, you must be bringing
the puja plate! That’s where you are...

1285
01:31:25,129 --> 01:31:26,608
Aunty where is Nikki?

1286
01:31:26,797 --> 01:31:29,277
I don’t know, we’ve also been
searching for her since morning.

1287
01:31:30,301 --> 01:31:31,609
Where has she gone?
Nikki where are you?

1288
01:31:37,475 --> 01:31:41,287
Hi, hi. Good, How are you?
Listen I need to talk to you

1289
01:31:41,479 --> 01:31:42,617
We’ve got it all planned out Neal.

1290
01:31:42,813 --> 01:31:44,292
In about a week this
whole drama will turn into....

1291
01:31:44,482 --> 01:31:45,290
What drama?

1292
01:31:45,483 --> 01:31:48,293
If you run out from your own engagement
there’s obiviously going to be some drama!

1293
01:31:48,486 --> 01:31:49,123
Who is running from the engagement?

1294
01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:51,459
You, of course. We couldn’t do it
but now you can do it.

1295
01:31:52,023 --> 01:31:52,967
Here are the tickets...

1296
01:31:53,324 --> 01:31:54,632
And the car is waiting
for you in the back.

1297
01:31:54,825 --> 01:31:56,805
I am not running anywhere,
I'm looking for Nikki

1298
01:31:56,994 --> 01:31:58,132
Thank you - Nikki?

1299
01:31:58,329 --> 01:31:59,137
Wh0’s Nikki?

1300
01:31:59,497 --> 01:32:03,468
Nikki, my Nikki!
The girl I'm getting married to!

1301
01:32:03,668 --> 01:32:04,806
Her name is
Sweety! Not Nikki!

1302
01:32:05,002 --> 01:32:05,810
No dude! You’re not getting it.

1303
01:32:06,003 --> 01:32:08,643
I get it! He’s lost it.
He’s hysterical.

1304
01:32:08,839 --> 01:32:09,647
He can’t think straight anymore!

1305
01:32:09,840 --> 01:32:10,477
Maybe his suit is too tight.

1306
01:32:10,675 --> 01:32:12,484
Sometimes I can't think straight
when I'm wearing tight clothes.

1307
01:32:12,677 --> 01:32:14,156
You’re always wearing tight clothes.
- Exactly.

1308
01:32:14,345 --> 01:32:16,825
Guys! Guys! Focus!
Look for Nikki!

1309
01:32:17,915 --> 01:32:20,828
Neal what are you doing
standing here?

1310
01:32:21,352 --> 01:32:23,662
We’re all waiting for you.
Come son, come!

1311
01:32:23,854 --> 01:32:25,492
Oh I need to check on
all the preparations.

1312
01:32:26,524 --> 01:32:27,502
Aunty, has Nikki arrived?

1313
01:32:27,692 --> 01:32:30,673
No she hasn’t come yet.
I don’t know where this girl has gone?

1314
01:32:34,532 --> 01:32:38,002
Welcome all. Today we have all
gathered here for the engagement

1315
01:32:38,202 --> 01:32:42,173
ceremony of Satwinder Kaur
and Gurneal Ahluwallia.

1316
01:32:42,940 --> 01:32:45,511
May God shower
his blessings upon them.

1317
01:32:46,377 --> 01:32:48,516
And now they shall exchange
the engagement rings.

1318
01:32:51,282 --> 01:32:52,352
No thanks

1319
01:32:54,885 --> 01:32:57,695
This is not good!
Where are you Nikki?

1320
01:32:58,055 --> 01:32:59,534
I'm going to get engaged.

1321
01:33:00,558 --> 01:33:03,198
ls this an engagement ring?
- Yes, son

1322
01:33:03,394 --> 01:33:04,873
When this is slipped
into someones finger..

1323
01:33:05,062 --> 01:33:07,042
..does it mean you are engaged?

1324
01:33:07,231 --> 01:33:10,701
Good, son. Now you understood everything.

1325
01:33:11,402 --> 01:33:14,212
And then after the engagement,
it’s the wedding? - Yes of course!

1326
01:33:14,405 --> 01:33:15,213
One second...

1327
01:33:19,577 --> 01:33:21,557
Have you seen Nikki?

1328
01:33:21,746 --> 01:33:24,226
Nikki? NO

1329
01:33:24,749 --> 01:33:25,727
Ok Go back.

1330
01:33:35,593 --> 01:33:37,573
It's mine. Hello?

1331
01:33:37,762 --> 01:33:39,070
Are you the jerk
who slept with me and..

1332
01:33:39,263 --> 01:33:40,401
..is now marrying my cousin sister?

1333
01:33:40,598 --> 01:33:44,068
Yes! I'm the jerk
who's marrying your cousin.

1334
01:33:44,268 --> 01:33:45,747
So you’re not going to
stop this engagement?

1335
01:33:45,936 --> 01:33:49,076
No! And if you don’t want
this engagement..

1336
01:33:49,273 --> 01:33:50,752
..to happen, you know
what have to do!

1337
01:33:52,276 --> 01:33:53,914
Yes Gyaniji, where were we?

1338
01:34:03,154 --> 01:34:03,757
She’s here!

1339
01:34:23,641 --> 01:34:25,120
This engagement can’t happen!

1340
01:34:25,309 --> 01:34:27,619
Happy, what’s happened to you?

1341
01:34:27,812 --> 01:34:29,291
I'm not going to allow this
engagement to happen!

1342
01:34:31,849 --> 01:34:37,629
I love Sweety, I've loved her
since childhood!

1343
01:34:38,656 --> 01:34:41,296
We’ve even exchanged vows
over the internet.

1344
01:34:42,993 --> 01:34:44,631
I can’t live without her.

1345
01:35:02,346 --> 01:35:06,817
What’s happening? Sweety and
Neal’s marriage is confirmed!

1346
01:35:08,686 --> 01:35:12,327
I know father that you don’t
want me to marry Sweety.

1347
01:35:12,690 --> 01:35:16,160
You're always saying
that Sweety is very clever".

1348
01:35:16,527 --> 01:35:18,165
..that she’ll make a mouse out of me..

1349
01:35:18,362 --> 01:35:19,841
..and that she’s perfect for Neal.

1350
01:35:20,097 --> 01:35:21,337
Gvaniji?

1351
01:35:21,866 --> 01:35:25,177
But I don’t believe it!
Do I look like a mouse?

1352
01:35:26,704 --> 01:35:27,842
Sweety, hold this please.

1353
01:35:31,041 --> 01:35:33,681
Neal brother,
I'm a lover not a fighter.

1354
01:35:33,878 --> 01:35:35,687
But for Sweety I'm ready to fight.

1355
01:35:35,880 --> 01:35:37,689
Put 'em up! Put em up, brother.

1356
01:35:38,048 --> 01:35:39,356
<i>Happy you cannot marry Sweaty.</i>

1357
01:35:39,550 --> 01:35:40,688
No, no, no. She’s all yours dude.

1358
01:35:40,885 --> 01:35:43,525
I don’t want to marry Sweety.
Sweety is all yours! Enjoy.

1359
01:35:43,721 --> 01:35:45,997
Thanks Neal brother!
- You’re welcome.

1360
01:35:46,190 --> 01:35:47,168
Lets go Sweety!

1361
01:35:48,058 --> 01:35:50,538
Happy, listen to me.
You cannot marry Sweety!

1362
01:35:50,728 --> 01:35:56,542
"Wearing a pink dress.
And sequined shoes."

1363
01:35:57,401 --> 01:36:00,041
"Come with me to the fair!"

1364
01:36:19,757 --> 01:36:22,567
Pick a line? - What?

1365
01:36:23,594 --> 01:36:26,575
Any line. - What do you mean?

1366
01:36:26,931 --> 01:36:30,902
When a boy asks a girl
for her hand in marriage..

1367
01:36:31,435 --> 01:36:34,416
..he needs to pick a line.
So what’s your line?

1368
01:36:38,776 --> 01:36:42,747
Nikki Bakshi, will you marry me?

1369
01:36:43,113 --> 01:36:44,091
That’s your line?

1370
01:36:44,782 --> 01:36:47,922
What part of falling in love
don’t you understand, jerk!

1371
01:36:48,118 --> 01:36:52,260
I haven’t met a stupid, dumb,
idiotic boy like you ever before!

1372
01:36:52,456 --> 01:36:55,096
Remember that morning, it was
such a special morning..

1373
01:36:55,292 --> 01:36:57,772
.. but did you say
I love you Nikki baby?

1374
01:36:57,962 --> 01:36:59,771
No! You asked me do I want coffee?

1375
01:37:00,130 --> 01:37:02,610
I don’t like coffee,
I don’t even drink coffee.

1376
01:37:02,800 --> 01:37:03,437
You know what your problem is?

1377
01:37:03,601 --> 01:37:06,741
You’re a thirteen year old spoilt brat who
will stay thirteen, for the rest of her life!

1378
01:37:07,304 --> 01:37:08,612
And I'm the only one who can
tolerate you because".

1379
01:37:08,806 --> 01:37:11,446
...I'm a fourteen year old brat who will be
fourteen years old for the rest of my life.

1380
01:37:11,642 --> 01:37:14,282
And that’s why you fool we are
perfect for each other.

1381
01:37:15,813 --> 01:37:18,453
I want to be part of every
part of your life!

1382
01:37:19,650 --> 01:37:23,621
So now tell me
Nikki Bakshi, will you marry me?

1383
01:37:24,822 --> 01:37:27,302
First promise me that
whenever I get emotional...

1384
01:37:27,491 --> 01:37:28,469
you will take care of me?

1385
01:37:28,659 --> 01:37:29,296
Promise...

1386
01:37:29,660 --> 01:37:32,800
Promise me, that whenever I get confused
you will make me undererstand?

1387
01:37:32,997 --> 01:37:33,475
Promise.

1388
01:37:33,664 --> 01:37:38,477
Promise me that every day you will love me
the way you are loving me right now?

1389
01:37:38,669 --> 01:37:39,477
Promise.

1390
01:37:39,670 --> 01:37:42,981
Promise me that you will
never look at other girls?

1391
01:37:43,173 --> 01:37:44,151
Ok where are we going now?

1392
01:37:46,510 --> 01:37:49,150
Ok ask me. - What?

1393
01:37:50,014 --> 01:37:51,322
Just do it!

1394
01:37:57,688 --> 01:38:00,828
Nikki Bakshi will you marry me?

1395
01:38:02,359 --> 01:38:02,996
Yes

1396
01:38:05,029 --> 01:38:07,669
Cool, so. . ..shall we. . .kiss.

1397
01:38:07,865 --> 01:38:08,502
No

1398
01:38:09,533 --> 01:38:11,012
Good. Even I don’t want to

1399
01:38:11,201 --> 01:38:12,680
Good. - Good.

1400
01:38:12,870 --> 01:38:14,349
Fine. - Fine, see you at the wedding then

1401
01:38:14,538 --> 01:38:16,017
Ok. - Bye. - Bye.