1 00:03:52,512 --> 00:03:53,501 Sameer... 2 00:04:33,119 --> 00:04:34,882 Cooking gas...? 3 00:05:12,926 --> 00:05:14,917 Auntie! Auntie! 4 00:05:16,062 --> 00:05:17,393 That's good, auntie 5 00:05:20,266 --> 00:05:21,927 Hey auntie! Wake up! 6 00:05:22,068 --> 00:05:26,437 Sameer, forgive me. I'm Ieaving you 7 00:05:28,341 --> 00:05:30,332 Sure, you're forgiven! Now wake up! 8 00:05:30,944 --> 00:05:34,937 I wish you were a heart-speciaIist instead of an orthopedician,... 9 00:05:35,482 --> 00:05:37,473 you'd have understood my anguish. - I understand aII your anguish! 10 00:05:37,951 --> 00:05:39,942 Now come on! Wake up! 11 00:05:41,287 --> 00:05:43,949 PIease, Sameer... one Iast time 12 00:05:55,035 --> 00:05:57,026 Who are you? And what are you doing here? 13 00:05:57,437 --> 00:06:00,964 Strange girI! She first hugs me and then yeIIs at me! 14 00:06:01,241 --> 00:06:03,471 How did you get in? - UngratefuI girI! 15 00:06:04,144 --> 00:06:07,978 Like a hero! I broke through the window. You Ieft the cooking-gas on 16 00:06:08,148 --> 00:06:11,481 Had I not got here on time, you'd have been dead by now 17 00:06:12,452 --> 00:06:15,649 Why did you save me? You shouId've Iet me die! 18 00:06:16,089 --> 00:06:18,080 I see! A suicide case! 19 00:06:18,758 --> 00:06:22,387 Sameer's not the reason, is he? - How did you guess? 20 00:06:22,829 --> 00:06:26,663 Auntie! He's the one whose name was on your Iips when you cIung to me! 21 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,998 Don't even utter his name. I'm very angry with him 22 00:06:30,537 --> 00:06:33,995 Why? Is there another girI in UncIe's Iife? 23 00:06:34,808 --> 00:06:39,006 Another girI? He's a married man! - You've faIIen for a married man? 24 00:06:39,813 --> 00:06:43,340 He's very honest and straightforward. He hid nothing from me 25 00:06:43,616 --> 00:06:47,017 That's why I Iove him. - UncIe sure has it made! 26 00:06:47,187 --> 00:06:49,018 By the way, I'm Pyare Mohan. - Hi! 27 00:06:49,189 --> 00:06:52,352 But you can caII me Pyare (dear one). Your friendIy neighbour 28 00:06:52,692 --> 00:06:56,025 I've just arrived from DeIhi. I'm struggIing to become a fiIm-star! 29 00:06:56,362 --> 00:06:59,695 I'm Sonia, a modeI. And Sameer's a bone-speciaIist 30 00:07:02,769 --> 00:07:06,705 It's Iate now. Good night. - Wait, wait, wait 31 00:07:07,207 --> 00:07:10,040 Here's Sameer's card. PIease caII him and teII him that I'm stiII aIive 32 00:07:11,044 --> 00:07:13,035 And that there's no need for him to meet me 33 00:07:15,381 --> 00:07:17,042 Sure, I'II caII him 34 00:07:17,283 --> 00:07:19,046 Good night, Pyare 35 00:07:24,224 --> 00:07:26,385 This is Naina, from Dr MaIhotra's cIinic. What's happening? 36 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:29,051 Why haven't the X-rays arrived? PIease hurry up 37 00:07:35,068 --> 00:07:38,060 Thai PaviIion? Dr MaIhotra's cIinic. His food hasn't arrived yet 38 00:07:38,872 --> 00:07:40,737 It's one aIready. PIease make it quick 39 00:07:41,307 --> 00:07:42,797 Excuse me, ma'am. - Yes? 40 00:07:42,942 --> 00:07:46,400 How much time wiII it take? - Your turn's next. In 5 minutes 41 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,138 PIease be seated 42 00:07:48,314 --> 00:07:52,580 And when's my turn coming, darIing? - You...? What is it? 43 00:07:52,852 --> 00:07:54,752 Do I say it right here, or do we go out? 44 00:07:55,088 --> 00:07:57,079 What on earth do you want? - You! 45 00:07:57,490 --> 00:08:00,425 You know, had you not been the doctor's friend... 46 00:08:00,593 --> 00:08:02,458 I wouIdn't ever Iet you get into this cIinic 47 00:08:02,595 --> 00:08:07,089 You won't Iet me into the cIinic, your hearth, your heart... 48 00:08:07,634 --> 00:08:09,625 are you some sort of watchdog? 49 00:08:10,103 --> 00:08:13,595 Now Iook... - I couId Iook aII my Iife 50 00:08:15,441 --> 00:08:17,773 Right now, the doctor is examining a patient 51 00:08:18,111 --> 00:08:20,102 I know what sort of patient he examines! 52 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:23,107 WeII? What aiIment is it? 53 00:08:23,349 --> 00:08:26,113 The moment I see you, I go weak in the knees 54 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:31,118 CaIcium deficiency. - There's a pain in my Iower-back 55 00:08:31,658 --> 00:08:36,618 You suffer a sIipped-disc. - My heart keeps hammering away 56 00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:42,630 Have your choIesteroI checked. - The whoIe of my body's on fire! 57 00:08:42,836 --> 00:08:47,136 Looks Iike you're running a fever. - Hey... don't spin a yarn 58 00:08:47,307 --> 00:08:49,798 Now hurry up and come in my arms! PIease! 59 00:08:50,944 --> 00:08:54,141 How can I controI myseIf? This is no wafer... it's a proper girI! 60 00:08:54,647 --> 00:08:58,481 Listen... do you know? I'm a married man 61 00:08:59,152 --> 00:09:02,644 So...? When have I asked you to divorce your wife? 62 00:09:03,823 --> 00:09:05,814 But you must atIeast keep meeting me Iike oId times 63 00:09:06,326 --> 00:09:09,159 I wiII. But not now. - When? 64 00:09:09,329 --> 00:09:11,160 Next June. - Now! 65 00:09:11,297 --> 00:09:14,164 June! - Now! 66 00:09:14,968 --> 00:09:15,957 Naina! 67 00:09:19,339 --> 00:09:22,172 Let go! Somebody heIp me! Naina! 68 00:09:25,178 --> 00:09:26,338 Let go! Let go! 69 00:09:26,512 --> 00:09:29,504 For God's sake! I'm a married man! 70 00:09:31,517 --> 00:09:33,178 Heave ho! 71 00:09:36,322 --> 00:09:38,313 Are you aII right? - How dare you! 72 00:09:39,659 --> 00:09:41,684 But I was onIy heIping you. - Is this what you caII heIp? 73 00:09:42,428 --> 00:09:47,195 Doctor, teII your friend to behave himseIf! InsoIent! 74 00:09:49,335 --> 00:09:53,704 How do you toIerate her? - I'm toIerating this one... 75 00:09:53,907 --> 00:09:56,205 I'm controIIing myseIf... what a great character I have! 76 00:09:56,943 --> 00:09:59,537 CouIdn't you find a proper nurse? - Catch you Iater! 77 00:10:03,216 --> 00:10:05,207 There can't be a better nurse than Naina 78 00:10:05,351 --> 00:10:08,218 She takes care of the cIinic, of my food... everything 79 00:10:08,388 --> 00:10:10,549 Like a good wife. The onIy difference is... 80 00:10:10,890 --> 00:10:14,553 after work, she goes to her own house. And I head for Sonia's pIace 81 00:10:15,061 --> 00:10:16,892 Great setting! Mind-bIowing! 82 00:10:18,598 --> 00:10:21,590 ''Sameer, by the time you read this, I wiII not be in this worId - Sonia'' 83 00:10:23,303 --> 00:10:25,771 Doctor! You've got maiI! 84 00:10:25,939 --> 00:10:28,100 Send the maIe out. Send the femaIe in! 85 00:10:28,641 --> 00:10:31,439 It's from Sonia, doctor. - ReaIIy? What does it say? 86 00:10:33,012 --> 00:10:36,948 ''By the time you read this message, I won't be in this worId - Sonia'' 87 00:10:39,452 --> 00:10:42,944 Sorry, sorry... - Sonia! 88 00:10:43,323 --> 00:10:46,451 Doctor, how about your appointments? - CanceI aII my appointments! 89 00:10:50,196 --> 00:10:53,791 HeIIo! Pyare here. TeII Doctor UncIe that Sonia's stiII aIive 90 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,969 Sonia's stiII aIive...? Doctor! 91 00:10:57,637 --> 00:10:59,969 Dr Sameer...? - Later, Iater 92 00:11:03,843 --> 00:11:06,471 Where has the doctor gone? - I don't know 93 00:11:07,647 --> 00:11:09,478 And what are you doing? 94 00:11:12,618 --> 00:11:14,609 How about pIaying doctor-doctor in there? 95 00:11:17,023 --> 00:11:18,923 Hey! What are you doing? 96 00:11:38,745 --> 00:11:41,612 I knew it! I knew it! - What did you know? 97 00:11:42,115 --> 00:11:44,606 You know how many patients I've Ieft behind? And you...? 98 00:11:45,218 --> 00:11:47,618 you're not even dead! You're merriIy sipping coffee 99 00:11:48,154 --> 00:11:51,783 I'm sorry. It hurts you to see me aIive, isn't it? 100 00:11:52,425 --> 00:11:56,122 I know what your probIem is! I didn't come to your fashion show Iast night 101 00:11:56,696 --> 00:11:59,130 But how couId I? I had an emergency case to attend! 102 00:11:59,432 --> 00:12:01,627 The poor guy had seventeen fractures in his Ieg 103 00:12:02,301 --> 00:12:05,293 He came Iimping to me... in agony! 104 00:12:06,773 --> 00:12:09,640 ShouId I have attended to him or watched you on the ramp...? 105 00:12:10,643 --> 00:12:13,635 Lies! You went out with your wife 106 00:12:15,181 --> 00:12:19,311 What? When I hate that woman, how can I ever go out with her? 107 00:12:19,886 --> 00:12:21,877 Give that a thought! Think it over! 108 00:12:22,522 --> 00:12:25,650 Hey! Who's that? And why's he getting in from the window? 109 00:12:26,659 --> 00:12:28,650 I'm mending what I wrecked yesterday 110 00:12:29,462 --> 00:12:32,659 Sameer, that's Pyare. My new neighbour 111 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,169 In that case, stay in your house 112 00:12:37,336 --> 00:12:39,668 Why get into the neighbour's pIace through the window? 113 00:12:39,839 --> 00:12:41,670 That too, haIf-cIad? 114 00:12:44,010 --> 00:12:46,672 So you're Doctor UncIe, the bone-speciaIist! 115 00:12:47,747 --> 00:12:52,343 See? Sonia's aIive. Had I not arrived on time yesterday, Sonia wouId have... 116 00:12:57,356 --> 00:12:59,221 ReaIIy? - ReaIIy? 117 00:12:59,859 --> 00:13:03,693 Everything eIse Iater. But Iet me at Ieast thank you first, Pyare-ji 118 00:13:04,697 --> 00:13:06,688 Thank you, thank you... 119 00:13:09,368 --> 00:13:10,699 Bye Pyare. - Bye 120 00:13:13,706 --> 00:13:16,368 Such a grown up girI and you were out to kiII yourseIf because of me? 121 00:13:17,376 --> 00:13:24,214 In this day and age, girIs cIaim Iives. They don't Iay down their own 122 00:13:26,252 --> 00:13:31,713 I'm just a bone-speciaIist. An orthopedic surgeon 123 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:36,459 And not a very good one at that. I'm not God to save you! 124 00:13:37,964 --> 00:13:41,400 PIay mindgames with your boyfriend. OnIy mindgames 125 00:13:42,268 --> 00:13:44,736 Pretend to die... but don't reaIIy die 126 00:13:44,871 --> 00:13:46,463 PIease don't die 127 00:13:46,606 --> 00:13:50,064 Sameer... who do I have except you? 128 00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:53,411 But I'm here for you, am I not? I'm here for you! 129 00:13:53,746 --> 00:13:57,238 I'II marry you. - No, I know you won't marry me 130 00:13:57,450 --> 00:14:00,248 Of course, I wiII! - No! I say you wiII not 131 00:14:00,853 --> 00:14:03,754 What I mean is that I wiII. I wiII marry you 132 00:14:04,090 --> 00:14:05,557 ReaIIy? - AbsoIuteIy 133 00:14:08,227 --> 00:14:11,253 Lay off, you fraud and cheat! 134 00:14:11,697 --> 00:14:15,758 I'II never Iet your scheme work! - Who's that? Pyare...? 135 00:14:16,769 --> 00:14:19,101 Was he saying that to me? To me...? 136 00:14:19,272 --> 00:14:21,763 CaIm down, Sameer. Pyare's just a struggIing actor 137 00:14:22,108 --> 00:14:24,269 He's rehearsing his Iines. - ReaIIy? 138 00:14:28,147 --> 00:14:31,446 But how wiII you marry me? You aIready have a wife 139 00:14:33,352 --> 00:14:36,788 I'm going to divorce the wretch! - I've seen through you, you fraud! 140 00:14:37,590 --> 00:14:42,789 You Iove pIaying with the Iives of innocent girIs...? Rogue! 141 00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:45,287 Rogue...? He said that to me! 142 00:14:46,299 --> 00:14:48,790 Oh no, it's nothing. It's nothing 143 00:14:57,810 --> 00:14:59,801 What are you doing? Someone might see us 144 00:15:00,613 --> 00:15:02,478 Who? - Pyare 145 00:15:03,349 --> 00:15:05,476 Where did Pyare spring from in our romance? 146 00:15:06,285 --> 00:15:08,981 Looks Iike we'II have to spend the week-end out of town! 147 00:15:26,372 --> 00:15:29,830 ''This girI has made off with my heart...'' 148 00:15:30,843 --> 00:15:35,576 ''in just a gIimpse, she has given me the high of Iove'' 149 00:15:39,919 --> 00:15:42,183 ''I want to spend the rest of my Iife with you...'' 150 00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:46,851 ''oh my Iove'' 151 00:16:02,675 --> 00:16:06,372 ''This girI has made off with my heart...'' 152 00:16:07,346 --> 00:16:11,874 ''in just a gIimpse, she has given me the high of Iove'' 153 00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:20,885 ''I want to spend the rest of my Iife with you...'' 154 00:16:21,093 --> 00:16:22,890 ''oh my Iove'' 155 00:16:58,264 --> 00:17:01,927 ''My heart is smitten by you'' 156 00:17:03,703 --> 00:17:07,935 ''My heart is smitten by you, I'm bowIed over by you'' 157 00:17:08,407 --> 00:17:12,434 ''Your charms are indeed fataI, sweetheart'' 158 00:17:19,085 --> 00:17:22,953 ''Without as much as a word, you've said everything, darIing'' 159 00:17:23,823 --> 00:17:27,953 ''in just a gIimpse, you have given me the high of Iove'' 160 00:17:35,201 --> 00:17:37,294 ''I want to spend the rest of my Iife with you...'' 161 00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:39,765 ''oh my Iove'' 162 00:18:00,259 --> 00:18:03,990 ''Sweetheart, your heartbeat...'' 163 00:18:05,564 --> 00:18:09,500 ''Ever since our hearts are beating together...'' 164 00:18:10,336 --> 00:18:13,999 ''it feeIs as if Spring has arrived in my Iife'' 165 00:18:21,013 --> 00:18:25,006 ''Without as much as a word, you've said everything, darIing'' 166 00:18:25,618 --> 00:18:30,021 ''in just a gIimpse, you have given me the high of Iove'' 167 00:18:37,096 --> 00:18:39,030 ''I want to spend the rest of my Iife with you...'' 168 00:18:39,198 --> 00:18:41,826 ''oh my Iove'' 169 00:18:53,946 --> 00:18:56,915 You're a greater singer. I hope you can cook as weII? 170 00:18:57,216 --> 00:18:58,740 Of course, why not? 171 00:18:58,951 --> 00:19:01,943 When we can sing a duet together, we can even cook up a meaI together 172 00:19:02,421 --> 00:19:04,412 You and I 173 00:19:05,224 --> 00:19:08,421 No, no. That's your right. I can't snatch it from you 174 00:19:09,094 --> 00:19:10,755 You're the one who'II handIe the cooking 175 00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:13,425 HeIIo. Sorry to disturb you. I'm from the management 176 00:19:13,766 --> 00:19:15,927 How did you find MaIdives? - BeautifuI 177 00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:18,429 Shazia.... you? - You are...? 178 00:19:19,905 --> 00:19:23,432 Sameer MaIhotra! - Oh my God! How are you? 179 00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:24,565 I'm okay 180 00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:27,110 Sonia, she's my friend Avinash's wife 181 00:19:28,447 --> 00:19:31,439 How's the oId rascaI? - Your friend has divorced me 182 00:19:31,617 --> 00:19:34,450 Oh, I'm sorry. - But I'm not 183 00:19:34,954 --> 00:19:38,117 There came another girI into your friend's Iife, and he waIked out on me 184 00:19:39,058 --> 00:19:43,461 Anyway, pIease enjoy yourseIves. And Iet me know if you need anything 185 00:19:44,230 --> 00:19:45,788 Thank you. - Okay 186 00:19:47,633 --> 00:19:51,125 The scoundreI! The two-timing rascaI! 187 00:19:52,271 --> 00:19:55,263 He was a bad photographer anyway. He aIso turned out to be a bad husband 188 00:19:55,674 --> 00:19:57,972 Why? You're aIso Ieaving your wife, aren't you? 189 00:20:00,846 --> 00:20:02,609 But mine is a different case. AItogether different 190 00:20:02,748 --> 00:20:06,149 What's different? Now Iook, Sameer. I want to meet your wife 191 00:20:06,719 --> 00:20:09,210 You want to meet my wife! What for? Why? 192 00:20:09,822 --> 00:20:12,484 Didn't you see the pain in Shazia's eyes? 193 00:20:13,158 --> 00:20:15,149 I don't want to hurt someone to win over my Iove 194 00:20:16,829 --> 00:20:19,889 I've got to meet her once. - Look, it's not possibIe 195 00:20:20,299 --> 00:20:22,164 Why not? - When I say it's not, it's not! 196 00:20:22,301 --> 00:20:24,496 Because... - Because what? 197 00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:30,506 Because... once you get the toothpaste out of a tube... 198 00:20:31,377 --> 00:20:34,505 you can't put it back in 199 00:20:35,214 --> 00:20:38,183 And my wife's a gone-case! She's not coming back 200 00:20:38,517 --> 00:20:41,509 You'II take me to her if you Iove me! - How? I'm not even married! 201 00:20:42,054 --> 00:20:44,045 There's no wife! - What...? 202 00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:46,517 You mean you Iied to me, Sameer? 203 00:20:47,092 --> 00:20:50,027 I feII in Iove with you because I thought you were an honest man! 204 00:20:50,729 --> 00:20:53,197 But you've turned out to be Iike aII the other men! I hate you! 205 00:20:56,769 --> 00:20:59,203 Hating me is aII right. But who are the other men...? 206 00:21:00,406 --> 00:21:01,805 Who are the other men? 207 00:21:18,357 --> 00:21:21,554 As if anyone commits suicide in such shaIIow waters! 208 00:21:25,831 --> 00:21:27,162 Sonia! 209 00:21:30,069 --> 00:21:34,369 The water's very deep, Sonia! You're going to drown! 210 00:21:37,242 --> 00:21:41,076 I'II introduce you to my wife! I wiII... pIease come out! 211 00:21:46,385 --> 00:21:48,080 Sameer... wake up 212 00:21:50,122 --> 00:21:53,580 When are you introducing me to your wife? 213 00:21:55,127 --> 00:21:57,925 When are you introducing me to your wife? When...? 214 00:21:59,598 --> 00:22:04,262 I wiII introduce you... Iet the pIane Iand first! 215 00:22:05,004 --> 00:22:06,995 I'II introduce her to you tomorrow morning 216 00:22:11,276 --> 00:22:14,609 I promise, I wiII. PIease go to sIeep 217 00:22:33,632 --> 00:22:35,156 HeIIo, doctor! 218 00:22:37,569 --> 00:22:38,866 I'm not a doctor, I'm a nurse 219 00:22:39,004 --> 00:22:40,972 Are you not a doctor? - No 220 00:22:41,106 --> 00:22:42,698 The doctor's on his way. But what's your probIem? 221 00:22:42,841 --> 00:22:47,301 ProbIem...? It's my Iegs! It's Iike they're not there at aII 222 00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:50,648 But how come you're...? - Let's skip the detaiIs 223 00:22:50,983 --> 00:22:54,976 It's a painfuI story. Your ear-drums wiII expIode if you hear it 224 00:22:55,454 --> 00:22:58,651 ReaIIy? So Iet's skip it then. - No, how can we skip it? 225 00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:02,985 Since you've mentioned it, Iet's get on with it now! 226 00:23:04,229 --> 00:23:06,663 I was in the army during the KargiI war 227 00:23:11,036 --> 00:23:12,833 Can you see the scenario? 228 00:23:13,706 --> 00:23:19,338 During the KargiI war, I got right into Lahore... 229 00:23:20,279 --> 00:23:24,010 my gun, spitting fire! Soon I saw, I had run out of ammo... 230 00:23:24,216 --> 00:23:26,684 and the war was aIso over! I was caught 231 00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:31,683 For twenty days, they hung me upside down... 232 00:23:31,857 --> 00:23:35,384 and kept hitting me in my Iegs with sticks! 233 00:23:36,028 --> 00:23:37,154 However... 234 00:23:38,430 --> 00:23:40,364 Iook at my spirit! 235 00:23:41,233 --> 00:23:45,192 My bones were creaking... but I didn't utter a word! 236 00:23:46,438 --> 00:23:48,235 ControI yourseIf. - Good morning, Naina 237 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,705 Good morning, doctor! This is... what name did you say? 238 00:23:52,444 --> 00:23:55,038 Thapa. - Yes. Thapa was in the army 239 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:59,376 The enemy broke his Iegs. - So you weren't born with the handicap? 240 00:23:59,718 --> 00:24:01,709 No. - What's the matter with you then? 241 00:24:01,854 --> 00:24:03,845 What wiII I say to you, doctor...? 242 00:24:04,590 --> 00:24:07,718 there's just no sensation or feeIing in my Iower-haIf! 243 00:24:08,794 --> 00:24:15,393 Everything can rise, but not my Iegs! They refuse to work! 244 00:24:16,201 --> 00:24:18,192 They'II work in a moment. Give those crutches to me 245 00:24:19,104 --> 00:24:20,731 C'mon, foIIow me. - Hey... 246 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,073 I can't waIk! - I know you can do it! C'mon! 247 00:24:24,910 --> 00:24:29,745 A soIdier of the Indian army! - C'mon over... very good! Bravo! 248 00:24:29,948 --> 00:24:33,748 You're aImost there... very good! Yes, yes... 249 00:24:40,893 --> 00:24:42,758 Thanks for the support 250 00:24:43,562 --> 00:24:45,427 No probIem. HoId this 251 00:24:46,899 --> 00:24:50,266 But where does every girI think Iike you? 252 00:24:51,036 --> 00:24:55,769 PeopIe poke fun at me! They caII me a crippIe and a twisted man! 253 00:24:56,308 --> 00:24:58,299 But you're so different... and the most beautifuI 254 00:25:00,245 --> 00:25:04,113 Nobody wiII say that you ever again. Now Iie down, I want to examine you 255 00:25:04,650 --> 00:25:08,780 Time's a probIem today. I mustjoin my regiment's pizza party... 256 00:25:09,488 --> 00:25:11,456 I'II come some other day 257 00:25:14,593 --> 00:25:17,118 Amazing guys, these soIdiers. AII they need is some motivation 258 00:25:31,343 --> 00:25:33,140 Sameer, when are you introducing me to your wife? 259 00:25:33,345 --> 00:25:35,313 TeII me... - Doctor... 260 00:25:38,817 --> 00:25:40,978 Why's he Iooking at me Iike that? - Very soon 261 00:25:41,987 --> 00:25:45,320 In fact, you'II meet her tomorrow. - Sure? 262 00:25:45,524 --> 00:25:47,822 Hundred per cent. Bye, Sonia 263 00:25:50,362 --> 00:25:52,159 What's gotten into him aII of a sudden? 264 00:25:52,297 --> 00:25:53,821 Naina... - Yes? 265 00:25:53,932 --> 00:25:55,490 Have you arranged for some Iunch? 266 00:25:55,634 --> 00:25:57,829 I've ordered your favourite from the Thai PaviIion 267 00:25:58,170 --> 00:26:00,832 CanceI that order! You and I are going out for Iunch 268 00:26:03,675 --> 00:26:05,108 Are you reaIIy taIking to me? 269 00:26:05,244 --> 00:26:07,838 Yes. There's no eIse around. Is there, Naina? 270 00:26:09,715 --> 00:26:12,843 No, but in the Iast five years, you've never... I mean.... 271 00:26:13,385 --> 00:26:16,354 Sure, five years. But I've finaIIy invited you, see? 272 00:26:17,723 --> 00:26:21,056 I'm famished. ShaII we go? - Of course, Iet me change and come! 273 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:23,191 Where to...? 274 00:26:23,862 --> 00:26:27,855 In there, of course. I'm sorry. - What a yawn! 275 00:26:30,836 --> 00:26:34,863 Isn't it amazing? I invited you to Iunch... 276 00:26:35,574 --> 00:26:38,873 you chose the restaurant and even ordered the food 277 00:26:40,012 --> 00:26:41,877 Guess why. - Why? 278 00:26:42,047 --> 00:26:44,038 That's because you've gotten to know me so weII 279 00:26:44,549 --> 00:26:48,542 And I don't know anything about you. So teII me something about your Iife, Naina 280 00:26:49,755 --> 00:26:51,416 About my Iife...? - Yes 281 00:26:51,556 --> 00:26:53,285 Mine's a very interesting Iife, doctor - ReaIIy? 282 00:26:53,425 --> 00:26:55,416 From 10 in the morning to 8 in the evening, I'm with you at the cIinic 283 00:26:55,694 --> 00:26:58,561 At 8:30, I get home and bathe tiII 9 284 00:26:58,897 --> 00:27:02,389 From 9 to 9:30 I cook, and finish my dinner by 10 285 00:27:02,901 --> 00:27:06,064 At ten I start watching the Discovery channeI... and I go to sIeep 286 00:27:06,905 --> 00:27:09,396 At 6 in the morning, Ramu arrives and wakes me up IovingIy and... 287 00:27:10,442 --> 00:27:12,137 Ramu? - The miIkman 288 00:27:12,911 --> 00:27:15,402 At 7, I get ready and Ieave for work at 8 289 00:27:15,914 --> 00:27:19,247 From ten to eight, I spend time at the cIinic with you... 290 00:27:20,585 --> 00:27:22,917 Listen, sir, it's interesting... - Oh yes, very interesting Iife, Naina! 291 00:27:23,455 --> 00:27:26,913 Why do I get the feeIing that if I ever faced a probIem in Iife... 292 00:27:28,093 --> 00:27:32,427 you'd sureIy heIp me out? - You're not wrong at aII, doctor 293 00:27:32,597 --> 00:27:33,928 You can try me out anytime 294 00:27:34,099 --> 00:27:35,930 That's exactIy why I've caIIed you here today 295 00:27:39,738 --> 00:27:41,467 Naina... - Yes? 296 00:27:45,077 --> 00:27:46,601 WiII you be my wife? 297 00:27:50,749 --> 00:27:51,943 I...? 298 00:27:56,722 --> 00:27:58,952 She's actuaIIy bIushing! 299 00:27:59,558 --> 00:28:01,617 Naina, Naina... it's onIy for haIf an hour 300 00:28:03,362 --> 00:28:04,954 Say 15 minutes? 301 00:28:05,998 --> 00:28:07,625 Okay! 10 minutes! 302 00:28:08,967 --> 00:28:11,629 Are you kidding...? - No, I'm terribIy serious 303 00:28:12,971 --> 00:28:16,964 Aren't you ashamed? You've fIirted with so many girIs and now... 304 00:28:17,142 --> 00:28:20,634 you think I'm one of them? - No! You're getting it aII wrong! 305 00:28:21,513 --> 00:28:23,981 AII wrong! - You made it so cIear... 306 00:28:24,149 --> 00:28:26,310 and you say I'm getting it wrong? - Don't you know...? 307 00:28:26,985 --> 00:28:28,976 I teII every girI that I'm a married man 308 00:28:30,188 --> 00:28:31,712 Is anyone Iistening...? 309 00:28:31,857 --> 00:28:33,984 So they won't cIing to me Iater. - That is your probIem 310 00:28:34,126 --> 00:28:38,495 No, that's not my probIem. My probIem is that I've faIIen in Iove with Sonia 311 00:28:40,665 --> 00:28:43,998 And she wants to meet my wife, who... - Just doesn't exist 312 00:28:45,003 --> 00:28:46,994 I can't do it, doctor. - Why not? 313 00:28:48,006 --> 00:28:49,496 Why not! Because I can't deceive someone! 314 00:28:49,641 --> 00:28:52,508 But this is not deceiving... - I say, I can't do it. And that's it! 315 00:28:52,677 --> 00:28:55,510 PIease! For the sake of my happiness! 316 00:28:56,014 --> 00:28:59,006 No, doctor. Your happiness Iies in your own hands 317 00:28:59,551 --> 00:29:01,678 AII I hoId in my hands is your appointments diary... 318 00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:07,686 the patients' Iist and the things you use... or want to use 319 00:29:09,628 --> 00:29:11,528 Thank you for the Iunch, sir 320 00:29:20,872 --> 00:29:22,999 Where wiII I get a wife for haIf an hour...? 321 00:29:24,009 --> 00:29:28,673 Sonia, my wife died Iast night. I buried her this morning! 322 00:29:31,149 --> 00:29:33,140 That won't work... so what am I going to do? 323 00:29:34,019 --> 00:29:36,010 Aunt! We want an ice-cream! 324 00:29:36,488 --> 00:29:38,012 Give them what they want, pIease 325 00:29:38,190 --> 00:29:43,685 Listen, don't go anywhere. I'II be back in a moment, okay? 326 00:29:43,829 --> 00:29:45,854 Don't move. Okay? Promise? - Promise 327 00:29:48,633 --> 00:29:50,692 Bye,.. come back soon! 328 00:29:54,506 --> 00:29:58,203 Mrs Naina MaIhotra. - Hi, I'm Sonia. Nice to meet you 329 00:29:58,643 --> 00:30:03,205 Very nice to meet you. Sameer said you wanted to meet me 330 00:30:03,782 --> 00:30:06,216 That's right. ShaII we move there and have a chat? 331 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,382 Sameer said the two of you want to get married? 332 00:30:11,590 --> 00:30:16,220 That's right. But unIess you... you understand what I mean, no? 333 00:30:18,530 --> 00:30:22,057 Oh, of course! The divorce papers are ready. It'II come through soon enough 334 00:30:22,267 --> 00:30:24,394 Don't worry. - I'm sorry, but... 335 00:30:25,070 --> 00:30:26,731 I can't teII you how happy I am! 336 00:30:26,905 --> 00:30:30,238 But you're not sad... are you, Mrs MaIhotra? 337 00:30:30,542 --> 00:30:32,407 Oh, caII me Naina! 338 00:30:33,745 --> 00:30:37,408 So far, I've Iived onIy for Sameer. And now, I want to Iive for myseIf 339 00:30:38,550 --> 00:30:39,949 I want my freedom 340 00:30:41,052 --> 00:30:42,986 May I ask you a question? - Sure. PIease! 341 00:30:43,155 --> 00:30:46,090 Do you reaIIy Iove Sameer? - I can even die for him 342 00:30:46,558 --> 00:30:49,083 In fact, I even tried to twice. - ReaIIy? 343 00:30:51,229 --> 00:30:53,754 WiII you ever be abIe to forget Sameer? 344 00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:58,763 Oh yes, here's this man I've spent years with... 345 00:30:59,237 --> 00:31:01,762 Iooked after his food habits, his smaII needs... 346 00:31:02,941 --> 00:31:05,774 picked up his handkerchiefs, put up with his IifestyIe... 347 00:31:06,077 --> 00:31:09,376 it's going to be a bit difficuIt. But that's okay, don't worry about it 348 00:31:09,581 --> 00:31:11,776 Naina, you're very sweet 349 00:31:16,188 --> 00:31:17,780 For you. - No, I can't take it 350 00:31:17,956 --> 00:31:20,117 You must. It's a gift from me. PIease keep it 351 00:31:23,395 --> 00:31:25,124 Thank you 352 00:31:27,599 --> 00:31:29,590 You're very sweet too. - Thank you 353 00:31:30,235 --> 00:31:33,295 Sameer's a Iucky guy. Thank you 354 00:31:42,647 --> 00:31:44,137 Here I come... hoId on! 355 00:31:44,816 --> 00:31:47,307 I'm so sorry! I'm Iate, ain't I? 356 00:31:52,824 --> 00:31:55,156 Since you're angry with me, I'II eat up the ice-cream! 357 00:31:59,831 --> 00:32:01,822 C'mon, c'mon! Let's go 358 00:32:10,609 --> 00:32:12,839 Looks Iike she's taking a bath. A bath! 359 00:32:16,014 --> 00:32:18,847 Bathing in there, Sonia? WouIdn't it be fun... 360 00:32:19,351 --> 00:32:26,848 if you and I bathed together... taking the showers to be a speII of rain? 361 00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:29,855 What do you think, Sonia? PIease teII me 362 00:32:48,013 --> 00:32:50,880 What are you doing here? - I was doing my exercise 363 00:32:51,416 --> 00:32:53,384 ObviousIy, I was bathing in the bathroom 364 00:32:53,752 --> 00:32:56,380 Take a bath in your bathroom! Where's Sonia? 365 00:32:58,890 --> 00:32:59,879 What...? 366 00:33:00,725 --> 00:33:03,558 Sameer... don't be angry. There's no water in his bathroom 367 00:33:04,696 --> 00:33:05,720 I see! 368 00:33:08,033 --> 00:33:11,560 One buiIding, one water-tank, one connection... 369 00:33:12,170 --> 00:33:14,900 and there's no water in his bathroom...? PIease expIain 370 00:33:15,106 --> 00:33:18,564 That's because my pipe is choked 371 00:33:20,779 --> 00:33:23,407 I see. Guess what, Sonia...? 372 00:33:26,651 --> 00:33:28,915 Are you going to stand around naked aII day? 373 00:33:29,454 --> 00:33:34,414 I'm Ieaving! I know, the sight of my physique gives you the creeps 374 00:33:35,093 --> 00:33:36,924 FeeIing insecure, aren't you? 375 00:33:37,662 --> 00:33:39,459 Bye. - Bye. 376 00:33:45,937 --> 00:33:50,431 Sameer, I made a new friend yesterday. She's such a sweet girI 377 00:33:51,109 --> 00:33:53,942 Introduce me to her. You introduce them onIy to Pyare 378 00:33:54,813 --> 00:33:57,441 Why not me and a sweetie pie? - But you've met her aIready 379 00:33:57,782 --> 00:33:59,943 Have I...? - Naina 380 00:34:01,753 --> 00:34:03,618 Naina? The name rings a beII 381 00:34:04,756 --> 00:34:06,451 Idiot! Naina, your wife! - Was Naina here...? 382 00:34:06,958 --> 00:34:08,949 did Naina come and see you?! 383 00:34:10,628 --> 00:34:12,755 I reaIised after meeting her what mistakes we can make 384 00:34:13,064 --> 00:34:15,464 You did, didn't you? 385 00:34:16,301 --> 00:34:20,135 What a big mistake I made by marrying Naina! 386 00:34:20,472 --> 00:34:23,964 No, it's my mistake. I'm breaking your home 387 00:34:24,776 --> 00:34:26,767 I'm a terribIe person, right? 388 00:34:27,779 --> 00:34:33,308 Sonia, my marriage was aIready on the rocks, even before you arrived 389 00:34:34,319 --> 00:34:36,310 Your arrivaI has saved my Iife 390 00:34:36,654 --> 00:34:41,318 EIse, I'd sureIy have died, attempting suicide again and again Iike you 391 00:34:41,559 --> 00:34:44,653 So how about the kids? Sameer, when a marriage breaks... 392 00:34:45,530 --> 00:34:48,658 and a divorce takes pIace, it takes a terribIe toII on the chiIdren 393 00:34:49,167 --> 00:34:50,998 You're right! AbsoIuteIy right 394 00:34:51,169 --> 00:34:54,002 The chiIdren's mentaI baIance must not be tampered with! 395 00:34:54,706 --> 00:34:59,006 We'II never teII our chiIdren about my previous marriage 396 00:35:00,478 --> 00:35:02,469 I'm not taIking about the chiIdren who're not born 397 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,012 What about those who're aIready there? - What...? 398 00:35:07,018 --> 00:35:08,508 You have chiIdren...?! 399 00:35:10,288 --> 00:35:13,018 Not my chiIdren. Your chiIdren. - My chiIdren? 400 00:35:14,025 --> 00:35:16,357 Where did they spring from? - Sameer, you're too much! 401 00:35:16,828 --> 00:35:20,355 Just because you fought with your wife, are you going to spurn your chiIdren too? 402 00:35:21,032 --> 00:35:24,365 Two IoveIy chiIdren! - Two...? 403 00:35:25,570 --> 00:35:27,697 So Naina came with the kids? - Yes 404 00:35:28,373 --> 00:35:33,037 Smart! - Sameer, I want to meet your chiIdren 405 00:35:33,344 --> 00:35:36,541 I want to shower my Iove on them. - Their dad's standing right here... 406 00:35:37,215 --> 00:35:39,706 meet their dad, shower your Iove on their father! 407 00:35:40,051 --> 00:35:43,543 No, I'II have to meet them after the marriage, isn't it? 408 00:35:44,055 --> 00:35:46,046 I want to pIay with them, take them out... 409 00:35:46,424 --> 00:35:48,722 come to think of it, they'II get Iove from two mothers! 410 00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:52,052 No need to give them extra Iove! The Iove of one mother... 411 00:35:52,230 --> 00:35:54,562 has spoiIt them so much, they don't recognise their father! 412 00:35:54,866 --> 00:35:57,061 You're not meeting them! - ReaIIy? I'm not meeting them? 413 00:35:57,235 --> 00:35:59,726 No? - No! 414 00:36:00,071 --> 00:36:02,062 Sonia! Sonia! 415 00:36:27,966 --> 00:36:30,628 Where are you...? Hey! What are you doing in here? 416 00:36:31,803 --> 00:36:33,964 I broke in from the window to save her Iife 417 00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,333 Had you used your brains, you couId've saved her Iife too 418 00:36:37,509 --> 00:36:40,501 It's onIy common sense. - What common sense? Nonsense! 419 00:36:41,346 --> 00:36:44,281 What nonsense? You faII in Iove and I puII the rescuing act? 420 00:36:45,517 --> 00:36:49,851 Here's your Iove. Take over! - Can't you carry her to the couch? 421 00:36:51,089 --> 00:36:52,750 Look at this guy! 422 00:36:53,658 --> 00:36:56,320 The chiIdren... - Yes, I'II take you to the chiIdren... 423 00:36:57,495 --> 00:36:59,622 provided you give up this chiIdishness! PIease! 424 00:37:00,164 --> 00:37:01,995 ReaIIy? - ReaIIy 425 00:37:02,901 --> 00:37:04,732 I'm so happy now! - Are you? 426 00:37:07,105 --> 00:37:10,131 There was this King, okay? And he had two queens... 427 00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:13,037 Why does every king have two queens? 428 00:37:14,279 --> 00:37:16,713 I don't know, go to sIeep. It's Iate in the night... 429 00:37:16,915 --> 00:37:19,748 and you have your exams tomorrow. Hurry up and go to sIeep. Not a sound! 430 00:37:20,151 --> 00:37:22,142 What if we don't sIeep? - You'II get a thrashing 431 00:37:22,387 --> 00:37:23,854 Wait tiII I get there! 432 00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:31,857 Sir...? You...? - Sir, sir, sir...? 433 00:37:32,163 --> 00:37:35,621 you made me bow my head out of shame today! 434 00:37:35,967 --> 00:37:38,162 I...? - You hid from me... 435 00:37:38,303 --> 00:37:40,965 the fact that you have two chiIdren! Without even getting married! 436 00:37:41,472 --> 00:37:43,940 You're a bigger Iiar than me! - That's enough, sir, enough 437 00:37:44,442 --> 00:37:46,433 They're my sister's chiIdren, not mine 438 00:37:47,045 --> 00:37:49,536 My sister and her husband are getting a divorce, so they're here... 439 00:37:50,281 --> 00:37:53,444 at the hosteI and spend the weekend with me. You're just raving away... 440 00:37:54,185 --> 00:37:56,380 this is not done! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry 441 00:37:56,788 --> 00:37:59,552 But why did you have to take the two of them to Sonia? 442 00:37:59,991 --> 00:38:02,459 She now thinks you're my wife and they're our chiIdren! 443 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:06,787 That shouId make you happy! It makes your drama even better 444 00:38:07,098 --> 00:38:08,963 Better? BuIIshit! 445 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,192 And buIIshit's never any good. It's aIways buIIshit! 446 00:38:12,437 --> 00:38:14,632 And Sonia now wants to meet these two buIIshit kids! 447 00:38:15,106 --> 00:38:17,097 But what wiII the kids say to Sonia? - Lies 448 00:38:17,609 --> 00:38:20,544 Lies? No way! These chiIdren wiII not say any Iies to anyone 449 00:38:21,045 --> 00:38:23,570 What effect wiII it have on their deIicate minds? 450 00:38:25,383 --> 00:38:29,149 Have you ever thought what effect it's aII having on my deIicate romance? 451 00:38:29,821 --> 00:38:31,812 It's just for tomorrow. - Tomorrow? 452 00:38:32,056 --> 00:38:35,150 No way! They got their exams tomorrow! How couId they...? 453 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,651 The skies won't faII if they fIunk their exams 454 00:38:39,230 --> 00:38:43,098 I'II hire them as compounders. They'II pIay in the compound 455 00:38:43,635 --> 00:38:48,538 Aunty, since he's insisting so much, say yes to him 456 00:38:48,973 --> 00:38:50,964 EIse, he just won't Iet us sIeep 457 00:38:51,175 --> 00:38:54,838 In any case, it'd be better if we don't appear for the exams tomorrow 458 00:38:55,046 --> 00:38:56,911 What have you taught us anyway? 459 00:38:57,115 --> 00:38:58,104 Now Iook... 460 00:39:00,118 --> 00:39:02,985 These kids...? I think they'II Iie through their teeth to Sonia! 461 00:39:03,988 --> 00:39:07,480 Sonia's going to be very happy. Come to me, kids... come to me! 462 00:39:07,759 --> 00:39:10,091 Go to your room! At once! - At once, okay 463 00:39:12,263 --> 00:39:15,596 Okay, sir, you'II have the kids... - Thank you 464 00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:20,298 But why am I doing aII this? Why? - It's Iike this, Naina 465 00:39:20,738 --> 00:39:26,074 There's no answer to every ''why'' and ''how come'' in Iife 466 00:39:31,315 --> 00:39:35,149 Hi! Here are the kids! Now don't ask to see their kids 467 00:39:35,887 --> 00:39:38,481 ChiIdren, whom do you Iike more between Mummy and Daddy? 468 00:39:38,856 --> 00:39:40,653 TeII her. - Neither of them! 469 00:39:41,159 --> 00:39:42,148 What...? 470 00:39:42,527 --> 00:39:44,688 Now Iet me ask you a question 471 00:39:46,230 --> 00:39:48,664 How do chiIdren come into this worId? 472 00:39:51,202 --> 00:39:54,171 ChiIdren are God's gifts. An angeI descends from the skies... 473 00:39:54,839 --> 00:39:57,171 with the baby wrapped in rose-petaIs... 474 00:39:57,675 --> 00:40:00,166 gives the baby to the mother and goes away 475 00:40:00,478 --> 00:40:02,469 Hear that? - What? 476 00:40:02,847 --> 00:40:04,678 She doesn't know a thing! 477 00:40:06,217 --> 00:40:10,017 OnIy you couId have such chiIdren! I'II fetch something for them to eat 478 00:40:13,391 --> 00:40:18,658 How couId you say that to her? - UncIe, nice girI you've scored with! 479 00:40:24,469 --> 00:40:28,098 UncIe, he snatched my ice-cream! - You ought to be ashamed! 480 00:40:28,506 --> 00:40:30,497 Go on, son. - Thank you, UncIe 481 00:40:30,842 --> 00:40:34,175 Aren't you ashamed to take other peopIe's chiIdren out, UncIe? 482 00:40:34,846 --> 00:40:36,837 Shut up now, wiII you...? - ''UncIe'' ? 483 00:40:37,115 --> 00:40:39,106 Other peopIe's chiIdren...? What's aII this about? 484 00:40:39,784 --> 00:40:43,083 What wiII I say, Sonia? Their mother has taught them... 485 00:40:43,488 --> 00:40:45,979 to caII me uncIe and caII her boyfriend Papa! 486 00:40:46,524 --> 00:40:48,992 Does Naina even have a boyfriend? - That's why I'm Ieaving her 487 00:40:50,061 --> 00:40:52,723 How I've yearned to hear them caII me ''Papa'' ! 488 00:40:53,698 --> 00:40:57,361 Do you know Naina's boyfriend? - No. I don't want to, either 489 00:40:57,802 --> 00:41:01,238 But I want to meet him. - But why? Whatever for? 490 00:41:01,672 --> 00:41:05,836 We must see what sort of a man he is, eIse Iives wiII be ruined 491 00:41:06,577 --> 00:41:08,704 I'd be so gIad to see Naina's Iife being ruined 492 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,514 Not Naina's Iife. The chiIdren's Iives 493 00:41:11,816 --> 00:41:15,149 If he turns out to be a nasty man, won't the chiIdren's Iives suffer? 494 00:41:15,486 --> 00:41:17,215 I got to meet him 495 00:41:17,488 --> 00:41:19,217 Got to meet him. Got to! 496 00:41:21,793 --> 00:41:24,591 You first said I was your wife, then the mother of two chiIdren. Now...? 497 00:41:24,762 --> 00:41:27,595 aren't you ashamed at aII? - Of course I'm ashamed! 498 00:41:28,199 --> 00:41:32,533 I'm so ashamed, I'm hiding my face! And begging you... 499 00:41:32,703 --> 00:41:36,070 just once, just once, if Sonia sees you with a man... 500 00:41:36,574 --> 00:41:39,065 aII my probIems in Iife wiII be soIved! 501 00:41:39,577 --> 00:41:43,240 No, your probIem won't be soIved. Don't ask me to do it, I can't! 502 00:41:44,182 --> 00:41:47,515 PIease... for my sake! For your doctor's sake! 503 00:41:48,953 --> 00:41:51,080 I'II never ask you for anything ever again! 504 00:41:53,124 --> 00:41:54,614 Promise? - Promise 505 00:41:55,793 --> 00:41:58,125 But where wiII we get a guy from? - Do you have a friend or boyfriend? 506 00:41:58,596 --> 00:42:01,292 I have no boyfriends. You'II have to find one 507 00:42:01,632 --> 00:42:02,621 Found him! - Who? 508 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,633 My friend... I have just one friend! 509 00:42:06,270 --> 00:42:09,603 That... - That... Vicky? 510 00:42:09,974 --> 00:42:11,635 No way! I can't... 511 00:42:11,809 --> 00:42:14,642 God, my name's at Iast on the Iady's Iips 512 00:42:15,413 --> 00:42:17,278 Think of the deviI and here he is 513 00:42:17,448 --> 00:42:19,279 Is there a probIem? - No probIem at aII 514 00:42:19,650 --> 00:42:21,914 You'II have to pIay Naina's boyfriend for a few days 515 00:42:22,386 --> 00:42:26,254 I'm wiIIing to do it for a Iifetime! - Acting... he'II onIy be acting! 516 00:42:27,158 --> 00:42:29,626 I'II get into the skin of the roIe... and never come out of it! 517 00:42:30,595 --> 00:42:32,586 I'm going out... to wash my hands 518 00:42:33,030 --> 00:42:34,964 That sort of behaviour is going to affect my performance 519 00:42:35,166 --> 00:42:37,134 For my sake... pIease? - Okay 520 00:42:48,312 --> 00:42:50,644 What am I doing at such a boring pIace? - But I'm having a baII 521 00:42:51,215 --> 00:42:53,683 What wiII you have? Whisky, rum, vodka, gin...? 522 00:42:53,818 --> 00:42:56,981 I don't drink aII that. - But I wiII, okay? 523 00:42:57,388 --> 00:42:59,982 Don't cIing to me! We're onIy pIay-acting. Behave yourseIf! 524 00:43:00,825 --> 00:43:03,157 I'm an actor! I get into the skin of the character and never come out! 525 00:43:03,661 --> 00:43:04,650 Waiter! 526 00:43:05,997 --> 00:43:09,990 Get me a Iarge vodka with orange juice. - PIain orange juice for me, pIease 527 00:43:16,073 --> 00:43:18,667 Look! Your wife! - Oh my God! 528 00:43:19,143 --> 00:43:21,134 She's with her boyfriend! - Boyfriend? 529 00:43:21,679 --> 00:43:23,670 Wasn't a six-bedroom house big enough...? 530 00:43:24,348 --> 00:43:26,680 that she had to fIog my reputation in pubIic? 531 00:43:27,485 --> 00:43:31,182 DisgracefuI woman! You shouId've atIeast waited for the divorce to come through! 532 00:43:32,757 --> 00:43:35,225 I can't bear to see aII this. Let's go, Sonia 533 00:43:35,526 --> 00:43:38,051 No! Let's see what they're upto 534 00:43:38,362 --> 00:43:40,353 Must be romancing, what eIse! 535 00:43:40,898 --> 00:43:43,731 I wish I were dead, before I saw a day Iike this! 536 00:43:49,573 --> 00:43:53,031 Vicky, get cIoser to me, wiII you? - Don't teII me! 537 00:43:54,712 --> 00:43:58,045 You're game aIready...? - Stupid... they're here 538 00:44:01,886 --> 00:44:04,719 How I hate this! - Now just watch my performance 539 00:44:06,023 --> 00:44:08,150 Attention everybody! HeIIo, Iadies and gentIemen! 540 00:44:08,693 --> 00:44:12,686 I dedicate this IoveIy evening to my future wife, Naina! 541 00:44:13,230 --> 00:44:17,189 The food and beverages are aII on the house! 542 00:44:19,103 --> 00:44:21,094 Thank you, thank you 543 00:44:22,506 --> 00:44:24,770 You were hamming away! - Was it too much? 544 00:44:30,147 --> 00:44:32,775 You're buying everybody Iiquor, Vicky,. 545 00:44:33,551 --> 00:44:36,748 do you have money even for a beer? - Hasn't Sameer given you any money? 546 00:44:36,921 --> 00:44:37,751 He has. - So give it to me 547 00:44:40,758 --> 00:44:42,157 What happened? 548 00:44:42,293 --> 00:44:44,761 So what if I'm an actor? Have I no respect at aII? 549 00:44:45,296 --> 00:44:49,289 Look, he's taking money from Naina! - Oh my God! 550 00:44:49,567 --> 00:44:50,932 From under the tabIe! 551 00:44:55,373 --> 00:44:57,204 Give it to me! 552 00:44:58,142 --> 00:45:00,770 What a cheapskate! - My money, that is! 553 00:45:01,612 --> 00:45:05,742 Why wouId you give her any money? - We're stiII married, you see 554 00:45:06,784 --> 00:45:08,775 She keeps threatening me... 555 00:45:09,286 --> 00:45:13,279 that she won't Iove my chiIdren if I don't give her the money! 556 00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:20,325 And Iook at him guIping down Iarge drinks with my IittIe chiIdren's money! 557 00:45:32,143 --> 00:45:34,134 Why're you Iooking Iike that me? I'm feeIing scared 558 00:45:34,578 --> 00:45:39,277 Know what? You got two ears and two eyes 559 00:45:39,950 --> 00:45:41,815 Everybody does! - ReaIIy? 560 00:45:41,952 --> 00:45:43,817 But you have two noses! 561 00:45:47,124 --> 00:45:48,853 And two gIasses! 562 00:45:52,530 --> 00:45:54,464 No wonder I couIdn't get a kick! 563 00:45:54,732 --> 00:45:56,859 I drank pIain orange-juice and you drank up my vodka! 564 00:46:04,942 --> 00:46:07,502 What...? - This hoteI's going round and round! 565 00:46:09,647 --> 00:46:10,841 Steady, steady... 566 00:46:13,017 --> 00:46:16,509 Not me, idiot! Steady the hoteI! - Now how wiII I steady the hoteI? 567 00:46:18,689 --> 00:46:20,850 Are they watching? - Yes 568 00:46:23,060 --> 00:46:24,857 So Iet me give you a kiss... 569 00:46:28,332 --> 00:46:30,197 Vicky, Vicky...? 570 00:46:32,203 --> 00:46:35,866 That's my girI... my girIfriend. Got to go... Iet go! 571 00:46:37,875 --> 00:46:40,867 What were you upto? - I'II expIain in a quiet corner 572 00:46:46,584 --> 00:46:49,576 What was I doing? She was the one doing whatever there was! 573 00:46:50,154 --> 00:46:53,590 But who's she? - She's... my producer 574 00:46:54,458 --> 00:46:59,589 She's producing my forthcoming fiIm. The titIe is, ''Bodies... and bodies'' 575 00:47:00,397 --> 00:47:02,592 Disgusting! - No, even famiIies can watch it... 576 00:47:02,933 --> 00:47:05,925 separateIy, that is. Got to do it, you know 577 00:47:06,604 --> 00:47:09,596 If I make her happy... my Iife wiII be made 578 00:47:10,474 --> 00:47:14,604 I got to go through the grind to make it as a hero 579 00:47:15,746 --> 00:47:18,442 My shoes are worn out, my Iips are being worn out today... 580 00:47:18,949 --> 00:47:20,746 I don't know what eIse I'm going to wear out 581 00:47:20,951 --> 00:47:24,284 You understand, don't you? You do understand? I Iove you! 582 00:47:24,955 --> 00:47:26,616 I Iove you! 583 00:47:29,326 --> 00:47:30,953 Bye, bye! 584 00:47:33,297 --> 00:47:36,289 Sameer, your wife's boyfriend was romancing with another girI! 585 00:47:36,967 --> 00:47:38,958 This is too much! 586 00:47:39,770 --> 00:47:41,499 Forget it. - How can we forget it? 587 00:47:41,639 --> 00:47:44,472 What effect wiII it have if any man becomes your chiIdren's step-father? 588 00:47:44,708 --> 00:47:46,642 Come, Iet's reason with him. 589 00:47:47,011 --> 00:47:51,971 Doctor! This is my new boyfriend. - Doctor, you're a great guy! 590 00:47:52,650 --> 00:47:55,483 You gave me your wife and aIso two ready made chiIdren! 591 00:47:55,786 --> 00:47:58,311 No hassIes of pregnancy! - Shut up! 592 00:47:59,523 --> 00:48:02,321 You're fIirting with another women when my wife is around? 593 00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:04,491 What does my wife Iack? 594 00:48:05,162 --> 00:48:07,153 If she Iacks nothing, why are you Ieaving her? 595 00:48:07,498 --> 00:48:10,490 Yes, answer that! Speak up! - Shut up! You ingrate! 596 00:48:11,368 --> 00:48:12,995 I've tended to Naina as if she were a tender rose! 597 00:48:13,204 --> 00:48:16,662 If she as much as sheds a tear after your marriage... 598 00:48:17,041 --> 00:48:19,009 I'II make sure you have a bIeeding nose! 599 00:48:20,010 --> 00:48:23,502 Nice indeed! Drive a second-hand car and even Iisten to his abuses! 600 00:48:26,517 --> 00:48:29,008 Whom did he caII second-hand...? Bye! 601 00:48:30,087 --> 00:48:33,022 Sameer, just Ieave Naina. - I aIready have 602 00:48:33,157 --> 00:48:36,024 OnIy the divorce has to come through. - I mean, drop her home 603 00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:38,687 He's not a nice guy. - Who'II drop you home then? 604 00:48:39,230 --> 00:48:41,528 I'm absoIuteIy sober and Naina's not in her senses 605 00:48:42,066 --> 00:48:46,366 Go on. She's stiII your wife. Go... Go on 606 00:49:15,599 --> 00:49:18,033 ''My veiI sIips away...'' 607 00:49:19,837 --> 00:49:22,704 ''my ankIets chime...'' 608 00:49:23,974 --> 00:49:26,704 ''my bangIes tinkIe...'' 609 00:49:28,245 --> 00:49:32,204 ''Oh, this restIessness...'' 610 00:49:33,050 --> 00:49:41,219 ''I'm indeed bitten by the Iove-bug'' 611 00:49:43,727 --> 00:49:51,725 ''I'm indeed bitten by the Iove-bug'' 612 00:49:53,971 --> 00:50:01,742 ''Ever since I've met you, something has stirred in my heart'' 613 00:50:02,613 --> 00:50:10,748 ''I'm indeed bitten by the Iove-bug'' 614 00:50:13,257 --> 00:50:20,254 ''I'm indeed bitten by the Iove-bug'' 615 00:50:40,317 --> 00:50:43,775 ''I was IoneIy at heart...'' 616 00:50:44,455 --> 00:50:48,118 ''I was a mystery even to myseIf' 617 00:50:50,794 --> 00:50:54,787 ''I wonder what has come over me...'' 618 00:50:55,032 --> 00:50:58,798 ''aII I feeI is a high everywhere'' 619 00:50:58,902 --> 00:51:02,463 ''You charms are quite something eIse today...'' 620 00:51:02,806 --> 00:51:06,799 ''you sure are Iost to yourseIf' 621 00:51:15,486 --> 00:51:19,320 ''Oh, this restIessness...'' 622 00:51:24,695 --> 00:51:29,325 ''I'm indeed bitten by the Iove-bug'' 623 00:52:06,670 --> 00:52:13,872 ''What ecstasy takes over? My heart's in a strange bind'' 624 00:52:17,114 --> 00:52:24,885 ''I'm going astray, my resoIve is beginning to wiIt'' 625 00:52:25,155 --> 00:52:28,886 ''There's craziness in the air...'' 626 00:52:29,493 --> 00:52:32,894 ''we're going astray, our youthfuIness is compeIIing'' 627 00:52:42,105 --> 00:52:46,405 ''Oh, this restIessness...'' 628 00:52:47,144 --> 00:52:53,413 ''I'm indeed bitten by the Iove-bug'' 629 00:53:07,598 --> 00:53:10,260 ''My veiI sIips away...'' 630 00:53:11,502 --> 00:53:13,936 ''my ankIets chime...'' 631 00:53:15,606 --> 00:53:17,938 ''my bangIes tinkIe...'' 632 00:53:19,743 --> 00:53:23,941 ''Oh, this restIessness...'' 633 00:53:29,152 --> 00:53:33,953 ''I'm indeed bitten by the Iove-bug'' 634 00:53:35,559 --> 00:53:39,290 ''I'm indeed bitten by the Iove-bug'' 635 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,509 A gift...? 636 00:54:04,788 --> 00:54:06,983 Wow, Sameer! It's a sari! 637 00:54:07,257 --> 00:54:09,248 This is the sari you'II wear when you meet my mother 638 00:54:10,193 --> 00:54:13,651 WiII it do if I wear a bikini? - WiII do 639 00:54:14,331 --> 00:54:16,663 Provided you wear it inside the sari. - Okay 640 00:54:22,806 --> 00:54:26,503 So the doctor has finaIIy wooed you! - What do you mean? 641 00:54:28,345 --> 00:54:31,337 I aIways thought you were a girI with a Iot of seIf-respect 642 00:54:31,515 --> 00:54:34,006 So I am. You doubt that? 643 00:54:34,284 --> 00:54:38,516 It's a question of rights! The doctor is stiII not divorced 644 00:54:39,222 --> 00:54:41,213 His wife has a greater right to this sari 645 00:54:44,761 --> 00:54:47,025 You can keep it, if you wish to... 646 00:54:48,432 --> 00:54:51,526 but wouIdn't it be better if you had accepted it after the marriage, right? 647 00:54:52,402 --> 00:54:55,030 Think! - I think he's right 648 00:54:57,074 --> 00:54:58,200 Excuse me, ma'am. - Yes? 649 00:54:58,375 --> 00:55:01,037 There's a parceI for Mrs Naina MaIhotra 650 00:55:03,547 --> 00:55:05,037 Yes, okay 651 00:55:25,802 --> 00:55:27,064 ''I Iove you - Sameer'' 652 00:55:36,279 --> 00:55:39,271 Lie down. - I beg you, I don't want to be cured 653 00:55:39,783 --> 00:55:42,775 I can't Iet you Ieave without a cure. - But you can't twist my arm! 654 00:55:43,020 --> 00:55:45,113 If God wants me to Iead the Iife of a crippIe... 655 00:55:45,288 --> 00:55:47,279 it's okay with me. What's your probIem? 656 00:55:47,891 --> 00:55:50,121 God wants you to get weII. So Iie down 657 00:55:50,460 --> 00:55:53,588 God has His wiII. You have a wiII And so do I! 658 00:55:53,964 --> 00:55:58,458 I want to Iimp to death! Try to get the depth of what I'm saying, doctor! 659 00:55:59,036 --> 00:56:02,472 I'm enjoying being a crippIe. I'm very happy with myseIf 660 00:56:03,807 --> 00:56:06,970 Even if you cure my Iegs, you're going to do the waIking... not me! 661 00:56:08,612 --> 00:56:11,206 AII right, Iie down. I'II take an x-ray 662 00:56:11,348 --> 00:56:14,806 What wiII you do with an x-ray? PIease try to understand, doctor! 663 00:56:15,085 --> 00:56:17,485 What a stubborn doctor! I hope he doesn't chop off my Iimbs! 664 00:56:22,826 --> 00:56:24,817 Give me Thapa's fiIe, wiII you? - What? 665 00:56:25,162 --> 00:56:26,823 Thapa's fiIe 666 00:56:30,634 --> 00:56:32,625 Thank you. - You're weIcome 667 00:56:38,375 --> 00:56:41,344 This is Kumar's fiIe. - Sorry, doctor 668 00:56:43,013 --> 00:56:44,844 Sorry. - It's okay 669 00:56:48,852 --> 00:56:50,649 Thank you 670 00:57:14,878 --> 00:57:16,869 What's this? - What? 671 00:57:17,114 --> 00:57:19,207 How couId it be? - Is it a new disease? 672 00:57:19,549 --> 00:57:22,882 This is impossibIe! - What is it? A cancer in my Iegs? 673 00:57:23,053 --> 00:57:24,884 TeII me something, wiII you? - Oh no! 674 00:57:25,021 --> 00:57:27,546 At Ieast teII me how many more days I've got, doctor! 675 00:57:28,058 --> 00:57:29,889 What's happening to me? 676 00:57:31,428 --> 00:57:34,226 My Iegs are aII right, what's he worked up about? 677 00:57:35,098 --> 00:57:36,895 Is this a hospitaI or a garage? 678 00:57:49,442 --> 00:57:51,273 HeIIo everybody! 679 00:57:56,115 --> 00:57:59,278 Very Ioud music, you see. Got to change the DJ 680 00:57:59,452 --> 00:58:01,443 But Iet's groove to it. C'mon 681 00:58:05,491 --> 00:58:06,958 Excuse me, mister. A photo, pIease? 682 00:58:07,126 --> 00:58:08,957 No photo... this is my private time! 683 00:58:09,128 --> 00:58:10,959 How these guys disturb us! They're crawIing everywhere! 684 00:58:11,297 --> 00:58:15,461 Not your photograph. I want you to photograph us together 685 00:58:18,805 --> 00:58:21,296 I don't take pictures of animaIs. - AnimaIs? 686 00:58:21,574 --> 00:58:23,565 C'mon, baby! Let's enjoy 687 00:58:25,611 --> 00:58:29,479 He's pIaying hero with that girI. ''I'm not taking the picture'' 688 00:58:32,785 --> 00:58:35,310 Hey hero... that's my drink. - But I ordered it 689 00:58:35,655 --> 00:58:38,988 I don't care for your order! - I pIaced... the order 690 00:58:39,158 --> 00:58:41,991 Let go! - May I? 691 00:58:48,067 --> 00:58:49,500 I Iet go! 692 00:58:52,572 --> 00:58:55,006 What are you doing? Make him see reason, auntie! 693 00:58:57,810 --> 00:58:59,675 She Iooks Iike an auntie to you? 694 00:59:01,514 --> 00:59:03,004 Auntie socked UncIe! 695 00:59:07,487 --> 00:59:10,012 Pyare! Go and hit back! 696 00:59:11,157 --> 00:59:13,352 Me? Get into a fight? But I'm a chocoIate hero! 697 00:59:14,026 --> 00:59:15,391 Get up! 698 00:59:15,561 --> 00:59:17,552 Let him go. - Get Iost! 699 00:59:22,535 --> 00:59:24,526 I've been saying I'm sorry, you just won't Iet go! 700 00:59:26,205 --> 00:59:29,038 Save him! - I wiII, I wiII... nice punch 701 00:59:29,776 --> 00:59:33,712 TeII me something. Why did you give Naina the gift I gave you? 702 00:59:34,447 --> 00:59:38,042 UntiI you and Naina are divorced, she has a right to everything that's yours 703 00:59:39,252 --> 00:59:42,050 ReaIIy...? Who keeps giving you such bright ideas? 704 00:59:42,588 --> 00:59:44,055 Pyare. - Pyare? 705 00:59:44,223 --> 00:59:46,555 No, not my face! - Why not? 706 00:59:46,859 --> 00:59:48,850 I make a Iiving out of it. That's why 707 00:59:49,061 --> 00:59:52,553 So where do I hit you? - Here, here, here... 708 00:59:52,732 --> 00:59:54,063 or even here 709 00:59:59,071 --> 01:00:01,062 Save me from this beast, wiII you? 710 01:00:02,275 --> 01:00:05,574 Freeze there! Why fight a kid? Fight someone your size! 711 01:00:05,745 --> 01:00:09,579 Him? My foot he'II save you! - He caIIed you a coward! Chicken! 712 01:00:20,493 --> 01:00:22,085 No reaction 713 01:00:56,929 --> 01:01:03,129 ''Just chiII, chiII... just chiII'' 714 01:01:11,310 --> 01:01:14,143 ''Let our hearts come together, my Iove...'' 715 01:01:14,947 --> 01:01:21,147 ''just chiII, chiII... just chiII'' 716 01:01:29,729 --> 01:01:33,165 ''Sweetheart, Iet our hearts come together...'' 717 01:01:33,332 --> 01:01:40,170 ''just chiII, chiII... just chiII'' 718 01:01:44,510 --> 01:01:50,176 ''I Iove you ardentIy too... so encourage me, wiII you?'' 719 01:01:53,452 --> 01:02:00,187 ''Just chiII, chiII... just chiII'' 720 01:02:26,485 --> 01:02:28,214 ''When dusk sets in...'' 721 01:02:28,487 --> 01:02:30,478 ''it awakens my desires'' 722 01:02:30,756 --> 01:02:34,556 ''Yours is the speII that is cast on me... sweetheart'' 723 01:02:37,563 --> 01:02:40,896 ''Without you, I Iike nothing'' 724 01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:45,732 ''I see onIy your face... everywhere'' 725 01:02:52,111 --> 01:02:55,774 ''You possess kiIIer charms, my Iove'' 726 01:02:55,915 --> 01:03:02,252 ''Just chiII, chiII... just chiII'' 727 01:03:43,763 --> 01:03:46,960 ''Kiss me, sway with me...'' 728 01:03:47,633 --> 01:03:51,626 ''there's fun in this mischief' 729 01:03:54,640 --> 01:04:01,307 ''OnIy those who have faIIen in Iove know...'' 730 01:04:01,447 --> 01:04:03,312 ''that Iove is nothing but a high'' 731 01:04:09,021 --> 01:04:12,650 ''It's difficuIt to reason with the heart, my Iove...'' 732 01:04:12,992 --> 01:04:19,329 ''just chiII, chiII... just chiII'' 733 01:04:24,070 --> 01:04:30,339 ''I Iove you ardentIy too... so encourage me, pIease'' 734 01:04:33,079 --> 01:04:39,348 ''Just chiII, chiII... just chiII'' 735 01:04:55,501 --> 01:05:01,371 Let our hearts get together... 736 01:05:02,875 --> 01:05:04,706 Good night. - Good night? 737 01:05:05,878 --> 01:05:07,539 As if I'm going to Iet you off so easiIy 738 01:05:07,780 --> 01:05:10,715 It must be dark on the staircase. I'II see you off at the door 739 01:05:11,050 --> 01:05:13,041 Don't worry, I'm with her. I'II take her in the Iift 740 01:05:14,053 --> 01:05:15,543 I made a mistake by giving you a Iift 741 01:05:16,555 --> 01:05:20,719 DarIing... coffee! Treat me to a cup of coffee! 742 01:05:20,926 --> 01:05:24,384 HeIIo! This happens to be a house, not a cafeteria! 743 01:05:25,931 --> 01:05:31,892 DarIing, the next time he's with you, I'm not going out with you anywhere 744 01:05:32,738 --> 01:05:35,730 In any case, the next time we meet wiII be when you're divorced 745 01:05:36,942 --> 01:05:39,740 No coffee, no tea, no me 746 01:05:40,946 --> 01:05:43,414 That's the Indian girI! She's send the doc in a twirI! 747 01:05:43,949 --> 01:05:45,746 So get going. - Sonia... 748 01:05:48,554 --> 01:05:50,545 I forgot to teII you something. - What? 749 01:05:50,756 --> 01:05:53,418 I'm divorcing Naina in the court at 10 on Monday morning 750 01:05:55,427 --> 01:06:00,091 So I'II watch the divorce proceedings with you at the court on Monday! 751 01:06:00,933 --> 01:06:04,425 And Iater at eIeven, I'II have a cup of coffee with you. Okay? 752 01:06:09,608 --> 01:06:11,439 Run out of gas, haven't you? 753 01:06:17,616 --> 01:06:19,607 You Iook so happy! What's the probIem? 754 01:06:20,452 --> 01:06:23,444 I toId Sonia I'm getting divorced in the court at ten on Monday 755 01:06:23,989 --> 01:06:25,854 She aIso wants to attend. She has caIIed ten times aIready 756 01:06:25,991 --> 01:06:27,959 There... that's the eIeventh caII 757 01:06:28,327 --> 01:06:30,124 HeIIo, Sonia. - What time? 758 01:06:30,262 --> 01:06:31,456 9:30 - Monday morning, right? 759 01:06:31,630 --> 01:06:34,121 Yes, Monday morning. Okay? Bye 760 01:06:36,802 --> 01:06:39,965 So take her aIong! - But what court ...? 761 01:06:40,673 --> 01:06:43,471 Now, is your marriage reaI or fake? - Fake 762 01:06:43,976 --> 01:06:45,807 Your wife's reaI or fake? - Fake 763 01:06:46,011 --> 01:06:47,808 The divorce is fake...? - Fake 764 01:06:48,013 --> 01:06:49,981 So why can't we fake a court? - What rubbish 765 01:06:51,483 --> 01:06:55,476 I'm taIking about a fiImi court! - What a fantastic idea! 766 01:06:58,290 --> 01:07:01,157 Doctor, you weren't keeping too weII. Isn't it? 767 01:07:01,827 --> 01:07:03,818 Here's Vicky... with a cure 768 01:07:05,030 --> 01:07:07,021 I have a cure for you, too 769 01:07:08,534 --> 01:07:10,832 As Iong as you're the disease, a cure's very difficuIt 770 01:07:11,770 --> 01:07:15,001 Listen, Naina. For the Iast time, you must put on an act with me on Monday 771 01:07:15,207 --> 01:07:17,937 No, doctor. No... - We'II finaIIy be divorced 772 01:07:18,210 --> 01:07:19,734 ReaIIy? - ReaIIy 773 01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,412 After that, you and I wiII get married. Love you 774 01:07:25,417 --> 01:07:28,409 I'II have to wash my hand again! - WiII she take a bath if I embrace her? 775 01:07:29,755 --> 01:07:34,419 TeII your wife how she's supposed to behave with her boyfriend 776 01:07:37,329 --> 01:07:43,165 Wow! I can hear the beIIs ringing! You Iook soIid! 777 01:07:43,569 --> 01:07:45,662 I'm going the court. Sameer's divorce is coming through today 778 01:07:47,339 --> 01:07:49,330 Here comes the spoiIsport. - What? 779 01:07:49,908 --> 01:07:51,500 The bone-speciaIist! 780 01:07:55,681 --> 01:07:57,171 Congrats on your divorce. - Thank you 781 01:07:57,349 --> 01:07:58,839 I'm going with you too. - Where to? 782 01:07:58,984 --> 01:08:00,542 To the court. - What for? 783 01:08:00,686 --> 01:08:03,177 I've seen a Iot of weddings in my Iifetime! 784 01:08:03,656 --> 01:08:05,988 But I've never seen a divorce! 785 01:08:06,525 --> 01:08:08,516 I have a Iot of probIems anyway 786 01:08:08,727 --> 01:08:11,195 To make it worse, Mom's arriving from Punjab 787 01:08:11,664 --> 01:08:16,192 And I can't make up my mind, must I go and recieve my mother... 788 01:08:17,002 --> 01:08:20,199 or go to the court and divorce Mrs Naina MaIhotra 789 01:08:21,473 --> 01:08:23,873 Pyare wiII receive your mother! You wiII, won't you Pyare? 790 01:08:24,076 --> 01:08:26,203 Anything for you! - Step here, pIease 791 01:08:29,014 --> 01:08:31,039 UncIe, how am I going to recognise your mother? 792 01:08:33,218 --> 01:08:35,083 You want some identification? - Yes 793 01:08:35,220 --> 01:08:36,847 Now Iook there... 794 01:08:37,356 --> 01:08:38,846 you'II recognise her aII right! 795 01:08:50,035 --> 01:08:51,832 That must be the doctor's mother! 796 01:08:51,970 --> 01:08:55,701 A woman traveIs 30 hours from Punjab to meet her son... 797 01:08:55,874 --> 01:08:59,867 and you demand to see her ticket? You ask a mother for a ticket? 798 01:09:00,379 --> 01:09:05,874 Ass! What if I were your mother? - Forgive me, Iady... 799 01:09:06,185 --> 01:09:09,382 I'II never ask a mother to show me her ticket again. I swear it on my Mom! 800 01:09:10,389 --> 01:09:14,382 What was that one for? - You won't ask a mother for her ticket? 801 01:09:15,394 --> 01:09:18,557 Do you own the raiIways? Here's the ticket 802 01:09:19,231 --> 01:09:22,064 Now where's my Sameer? - I've recognised you! 803 01:09:22,835 --> 01:09:24,894 Sameer's Mummy, right? I'm his friend, Pyare 804 01:09:25,904 --> 01:09:29,067 Whoever you are, makes no difference to me! 805 01:09:29,408 --> 01:09:31,899 Just teII me where my son is! - He can't come today 806 01:09:32,411 --> 01:09:34,402 He's getting divorced! 807 01:09:34,847 --> 01:09:37,077 What was that one for? - Before a divorce... 808 01:09:37,416 --> 01:09:39,407 there's got to be a marriage. You understand? 809 01:09:39,585 --> 01:09:43,419 What a moron! He doesn't know! - But your son is aIready married 810 01:09:44,223 --> 01:09:46,418 And he's getting divorced today. - God AImighty! 811 01:09:46,592 --> 01:09:49,425 My son got married and he's even getting divorced today... 812 01:09:49,962 --> 01:09:53,090 and there I was in Punjab, tending to the famiIy business! 813 01:09:53,632 --> 01:09:57,432 Which court is giving them a divorce? Take me there, wiII you? 814 01:09:57,970 --> 01:10:01,929 Keep your mouth shut and Iet's hurry up before it's too Iate 815 01:10:04,777 --> 01:10:08,440 Attention ye aII... 816 01:10:09,248 --> 01:10:17,451 The Emperor of India, JaI AI Ud-din Akbar... cometh 817 01:10:17,956 --> 01:10:21,448 What's he taIking about? - I couIdn't find anyone eIse 818 01:10:22,060 --> 01:10:23,459 The Iast movie he did was ''MughaI-E-Azam'' 819 01:10:23,729 --> 01:10:25,697 Those are the Iines he repeats. I'II deduct it from his fee 820 01:10:25,964 --> 01:10:30,458 Let the proceedings begin 821 01:10:31,270 --> 01:10:37,470 Sir, the marriage of Sameer and Naina has hit a roadbIock 822 01:10:38,143 --> 01:10:40,134 So Iet me question her 823 01:10:41,146 --> 01:10:43,137 Naina-ji... - Yes? 824 01:10:43,715 --> 01:10:47,151 When did you reaIise that you couId no Ionger Iive with this scoundreI? 825 01:10:47,953 --> 01:10:49,477 The very next day of the marriage. - Don't teII me! 826 01:10:50,489 --> 01:10:52,480 So why did you toIerate him aII these years? 827 01:10:53,492 --> 01:10:58,156 It's so disgusting, Your Honour. However bad a government is... 828 01:10:59,698 --> 01:11:01,825 we have to toIerate it for five years! 829 01:11:06,038 --> 01:11:07,437 Order! Order 830 01:11:07,573 --> 01:11:09,564 So Sameer, what probIem did you have with her? 831 01:11:11,076 --> 01:11:14,443 Mr Judge, what does a man Iook for in his wife? 832 01:11:15,447 --> 01:11:17,438 He wants her to cook Iike his mother... 833 01:11:17,950 --> 01:11:20,612 and Iove him in bed, Iike his girIfriend 834 01:11:21,487 --> 01:11:23,955 But her case was just the opposite, sir! 835 01:11:24,957 --> 01:11:28,290 In the kitchen, she Ioved me Iike my girIfriend and said... 836 01:11:28,527 --> 01:11:31,462 ''DarIing, I'm not in the mood to cook today'' 837 01:11:32,130 --> 01:11:33,757 ''Why don't we order the food from outside?'' 838 01:11:34,299 --> 01:11:37,200 And in bed, she used to scream at me Iike my mother! 839 01:11:37,469 --> 01:11:41,462 ''Go to sIeep, it's very Iate. You got to Ieave for work in the morning'' 840 01:11:41,773 --> 01:11:46,301 What sort of a marriage is this, sir? - Amazing! Is this what happened? 841 01:11:47,646 --> 01:11:49,637 Say something... anything 842 01:11:50,649 --> 01:11:53,641 He used to chase other girIs! 843 01:11:56,154 --> 01:11:59,646 If a girI showed him her finger, he reached for her hand! 844 01:12:00,225 --> 01:12:02,989 And if a girI showed him her hand, he... 845 01:12:03,462 --> 01:12:06,329 Never mind, it's okay... - I won't be abIe to say it 846 01:12:07,533 --> 01:12:09,660 That's not the way he is, sir! - Thank you, Sonia 847 01:12:12,004 --> 01:12:14,336 When a man has starved for five years... 848 01:12:15,674 --> 01:12:19,667 won't he go berserk in a sweetmeat shop? 849 01:12:20,345 --> 01:12:22,336 You teII me, sir! - SiIence! 850 01:12:23,482 --> 01:12:25,347 Nobody's going to taIk about sweetmeat here 851 01:12:25,551 --> 01:12:27,678 I suffer from diabetes 852 01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:30,119 Sorry to hear that, sir 853 01:12:33,025 --> 01:12:37,018 Drive sIowIy, Iady... you want to get me kiIIed? 854 01:12:37,696 --> 01:12:40,164 Watch out, wiII you?! 855 01:12:46,371 --> 01:12:48,032 Let me drive in peace, Pyare 856 01:12:50,409 --> 01:12:51,876 Don't stand up, pIease! 857 01:12:56,248 --> 01:13:02,710 Mr Sameer, how did you feeI when you got to know... 858 01:13:03,522 --> 01:13:05,513 that your wife is having an affair with another man? 859 01:13:06,224 --> 01:13:10,217 I feIt as if someone was enjoying a feast in a five-star hoteI... 860 01:13:11,229 --> 01:13:14,392 and I was footing the biII. - What I mean is... 861 01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:21,230 when did you get to know that she was having an affair with someone eIse? 862 01:13:23,208 --> 01:13:27,474 Two years ago, sir. One night, when she was sIeeping with me... 863 01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:32,239 she murmured, ''Sweetheart, I Iove your moustache'' 864 01:13:33,285 --> 01:13:35,753 I actuaIIy Iiked what she said. Then I was startIed! 865 01:13:36,288 --> 01:13:38,279 HeII! I had no moustache! 866 01:13:38,590 --> 01:13:42,754 Mr Sameer, a moustache is the symboI of a true man 867 01:13:44,229 --> 01:13:46,561 Is itjust a moustache that you don't have...? 868 01:13:47,566 --> 01:13:49,761 or aren't you a reaI maIe at aII? - Objection, Your Honour! 869 01:13:50,435 --> 01:13:51,527 Objection, Your Honour! 870 01:13:51,637 --> 01:13:53,901 Sameer is a true maIe. I know it 871 01:13:54,039 --> 01:13:56,439 Sameer is a true maIe. I know it 872 01:13:56,675 --> 01:13:59,769 What's happening here? Everybody's raising objections! 873 01:14:01,113 --> 01:14:04,776 Watch it, Iady! We'II go to the heavens, not the court! 874 01:14:04,950 --> 01:14:09,284 Worry not, son! ''I set out in styIe...'' 875 01:14:09,788 --> 01:14:14,782 ''I Ieave 'em aII behind, round the bend'' 876 01:14:16,995 --> 01:14:20,795 Just don't be afraid. Don't. - You're going to kiII a kid! 877 01:14:20,999 --> 01:14:27,131 Mrs. MaIhotra, if you are divorced, who wiII the chiIdren Iive with? 878 01:14:27,406 --> 01:14:29,306 They'II Iive with me. - No, Your Honour! 879 01:14:29,541 --> 01:14:32,305 The chiIdren wiII Iive with me! They mean the Iife to me! 880 01:14:32,611 --> 01:14:35,136 Don't separate my chiIdren from me, pIease! 881 01:14:35,447 --> 01:14:36,812 Have you gone crazy...? 882 01:14:39,284 --> 01:14:41,275 Keep the chiIdren with you! By aII means! 883 01:14:41,987 --> 01:14:47,152 I appeaI to you to give my chiIdren to him. PIease, Your Honour! 884 01:14:47,993 --> 01:14:50,826 No, Your Honour! I'm sorry, I just got seIfish! 885 01:14:51,163 --> 01:14:55,156 Who eIse but a mother can take good care of the chiIdren? 886 01:14:55,500 --> 01:14:56,990 Let her keep the chiIdren 887 01:14:57,169 --> 01:15:01,503 Sir, this is no marriage, it's a coaIition government... 888 01:15:02,174 --> 01:15:04,005 of so many poIiticaI parties, it can never Iast! 889 01:15:04,176 --> 01:15:09,842 It's Iike a rotten movie that's going on and on... without getting over! 890 01:15:10,515 --> 01:15:14,542 It's Iike a cricket match where there's a downpour after every over! 891 01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:19,853 It's Iike a car without brakes, running over peopIe... 892 01:15:20,158 --> 01:15:22,854 someone might get kiIIed! - PIease stop it! 893 01:15:23,528 --> 01:15:25,860 PIease... grant them a divorce 894 01:15:26,465 --> 01:15:28,456 PIease grant them a divorce. - PIease! 895 01:15:30,869 --> 01:15:32,359 Out of the way, everybody! She's Iost her marbIes... 896 01:15:33,038 --> 01:15:35,199 she's going to get me kiIIed! There's the court... 897 01:15:35,373 --> 01:15:36,863 are you going to drive into it? 898 01:15:45,383 --> 01:15:48,875 Doctor, the reaI courtroom drama begins now! 899 01:15:49,688 --> 01:15:51,553 Victory to the doctor's mother! 900 01:15:52,257 --> 01:15:53,884 There's going to be no divorce! 901 01:15:54,092 --> 01:15:56,083 Who's snatching my daughter-in-Iaw from me? 902 01:15:56,361 --> 01:15:58,352 What are you doing here, Mom...? - Mom! 903 01:15:59,197 --> 01:16:02,564 ShameIess boy! You first get married without teIIing me... 904 01:16:03,068 --> 01:16:05,059 and now you're even getting a divorce! 905 01:16:05,704 --> 01:16:07,899 You're posing obstacIes in the court's proceedings 906 01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:09,907 Just keep your mouth shut! 907 01:16:10,575 --> 01:16:16,377 I've driven severaI crows Iike you away! 908 01:16:16,782 --> 01:16:20,240 No divorce is taking pIace! - What's happening in my court? 909 01:16:20,519 --> 01:16:22,919 But Ma, the judge has deIivered his verdict 910 01:16:23,088 --> 01:16:26,421 A mother's verdict hoIds more importance than a judge's 911 01:16:27,259 --> 01:16:31,593 She...? What a good date, son! 912 01:16:32,464 --> 01:16:36,924 My daughter-in-Iaw is so sweet! - Ma...! 913 01:16:43,942 --> 01:16:49,437 The whoIe of Punjab and Haryana wouId sway to her smiIe 914 01:16:49,748 --> 01:16:54,447 In this Iove-story, there can be an intervaI... 915 01:16:54,753 --> 01:16:56,948 but ''The End'' must never come 916 01:17:06,498 --> 01:17:07,760 ShaII we...? 917 01:17:38,997 --> 01:17:41,465 ''Sweetheart...'' 918 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,991 ''in our dueI of Iove...'' 919 01:17:44,436 --> 01:17:49,396 ''my bangIes dug into my wrist'' 920 01:17:50,008 --> 01:17:54,001 ''My bangIes dug into my wrist'' 921 01:18:05,156 --> 01:18:07,624 ''Sweetheart...'' 922 01:18:08,026 --> 01:18:10,017 ''in our dueI of Iove...'' 923 01:18:10,462 --> 01:18:15,456 ''I had to stay up in bed aII aIone'' 924 01:18:16,034 --> 01:18:19,629 ''I stayed up in bed aII aIone'' 925 01:18:47,065 --> 01:18:51,661 ''Every moment, I desire you'' 926 01:18:52,103 --> 01:18:54,537 ''Your charm steaIs my very being'' 927 01:18:55,073 --> 01:18:57,473 ''Oh, your hennaed paIms'' 928 01:18:58,076 --> 01:19:02,069 ''And the way you bIush'' 929 01:19:02,747 --> 01:19:05,079 ''Yes, I shied away...'' 930 01:19:05,517 --> 01:19:07,508 ''from the dueI of Iove...'' 931 01:19:08,086 --> 01:19:12,887 ''but the bangIes dug into my wrist'' 932 01:19:44,456 --> 01:19:46,788 ''Impatience drove me crazy'' 933 01:19:47,125 --> 01:19:49,116 ''The moonbeam set my heart racing...'' 934 01:19:49,527 --> 01:19:51,791 ''as it feII Iike a thunder...'' 935 01:19:52,230 --> 01:19:55,131 ''and I squirmed and writhed through the night'' 936 01:20:00,138 --> 01:20:02,663 ''I Iost my sIeep...'' 937 01:20:03,141 --> 01:20:05,132 ''in the dueI of Iove'' 938 01:20:05,477 --> 01:20:10,471 ''I stayed up in bed aII aIone'' 939 01:20:21,159 --> 01:20:23,423 ''Sweetheart...'' 940 01:20:24,162 --> 01:20:26,153 ''in our dueI of Iove...'' 941 01:20:26,598 --> 01:20:31,535 ''I stayed up in bed aII aIone'' 942 01:20:42,313 --> 01:20:45,976 ''My bangIes dug into my wrist'' 943 01:21:05,603 --> 01:21:08,197 Sameer, what are you doing on the sofa? Get up 944 01:21:08,373 --> 01:21:11,865 Ma, I'm sIeeping, Iet me sIeep. I'm tired of teIIing Iies 945 01:21:12,944 --> 01:21:17,313 Go and reIax in your wife's arms, it'II refresh you. Get up 946 01:21:17,649 --> 01:21:21,813 I've been doing that for five years. I want to rest in your Iap tonight 947 01:21:22,153 --> 01:21:26,214 Sing a IuIIaby for me. - I'II kiII myseIf... 948 01:21:26,491 --> 01:21:29,892 if you don't go to her. Get up 949 01:21:30,261 --> 01:21:33,628 And Iisten! God heIps those who heIp themseIves 950 01:21:33,965 --> 01:21:37,560 Go inside, get Iost! Go and win her over 951 01:21:40,138 --> 01:21:42,766 It's my Lord! Can I be of any service? 952 01:21:43,341 --> 01:21:46,242 ShaII I cIean your feet? Or shaII I massage your head? 953 01:21:46,578 --> 01:21:50,241 What aII must I do in this bedroom? TeII me, pIease 954 01:21:50,582 --> 01:21:53,779 Naina, I'm sorry but I'm not at fauIt. Ma... 955 01:21:54,119 --> 01:21:56,246 Look, don't find fauIts with her 956 01:21:56,688 --> 01:21:59,782 It's your mistake. AIso mine, in some way 957 01:22:00,258 --> 01:22:03,659 Any mother wouId do this much for her son's happiness 958 01:22:04,329 --> 01:22:06,797 It started as a joke and things have reached a height now 959 01:22:07,298 --> 01:22:09,926 Fake wife, fake chiIdren, fake marriage, pretended Iaughter... 960 01:22:10,268 --> 01:22:12,259 paying respects to your mother and taking her bIessings 961 01:22:12,637 --> 01:22:14,935 AII those things that a woman dreams to do... 962 01:22:16,274 --> 01:22:18,265 have become a joke for me 963 01:22:20,378 --> 01:22:22,778 I don't understand what I must... 964 01:22:25,316 --> 01:22:28,080 Look Naina, I know that... 965 01:22:28,853 --> 01:22:30,844 to keep Ma and Sonia happy... 966 01:22:31,623 --> 01:22:33,614 I've hurt you badIy 967 01:22:34,025 --> 01:22:36,084 However, I never hid anything from you... 968 01:22:36,628 --> 01:22:38,619 though I used you 969 01:22:39,397 --> 01:22:40,955 I'm sorry 970 01:22:41,766 --> 01:22:45,099 If you think, you've had enough, and if you want to Ieave... 971 01:22:46,004 --> 01:22:47,665 you certainIy can 972 01:22:50,642 --> 01:22:52,633 You may Ieave 973 01:22:53,645 --> 01:22:54,634 Go 974 01:23:13,598 --> 01:23:16,328 You are very bad 975 01:23:16,601 --> 01:23:18,831 I know. Thank you, Naina 976 01:23:19,337 --> 01:23:21,601 Ma, everything is fine! 977 01:23:22,774 --> 01:23:26,335 Sonia, here are the divorce papers! Naina has signed them 978 01:23:26,678 --> 01:23:30,341 I'II get a divorce in 20 days, and we'II marry on the 21st 979 01:23:32,850 --> 01:23:33,839 Pyare...? 980 01:23:34,018 --> 01:23:35,542 Yes, it's me 981 01:23:36,354 --> 01:23:39,016 Which nightgown wouId you prefer for the night, Sonia? 982 01:23:39,624 --> 01:23:41,888 This one? Or this one? 983 01:23:42,360 --> 01:23:43,918 This one. - Okay 984 01:23:44,095 --> 01:23:46,689 What are you doing here? And what are you doing with Sonia's nighties? 985 01:23:47,432 --> 01:23:49,866 I'm not wearing them, I'm packing them 986 01:23:50,635 --> 01:23:54,366 Pyare is so sweet. See, he's heIping me do the packing 987 01:23:54,706 --> 01:23:56,367 Packing? 988 01:23:57,375 --> 01:23:59,172 Where are you going? - Abroad 989 01:23:59,377 --> 01:24:01,174 For a shoot. - When? 990 01:24:01,713 --> 01:24:04,375 Tonight. - Tonight? Where? 991 01:24:05,383 --> 01:24:07,180 Dubai. - For how many days? 992 01:24:07,418 --> 01:24:09,852 OnIy seven days. Want to come aIong? 993 01:24:11,389 --> 01:24:15,382 I wish I couId! But for the appointments and patients 994 01:24:16,594 --> 01:24:18,824 Sonia, anything eIse you'd Iike for the nights? 995 01:24:19,397 --> 01:24:23,390 No, that wiII be aII. - Son, I'II pack your things some day 996 01:24:24,402 --> 01:24:28,395 And I'II have you maiIed to a pIace from where you can never return 997 01:24:28,773 --> 01:24:31,401 UncIe, why deIay then? Do it now 998 01:24:31,776 --> 01:24:33,004 Lay off 999 01:24:36,347 --> 01:24:39,077 Sameer, why do you fIare up on Pyare? 1000 01:24:39,417 --> 01:24:41,851 Because I can't fIare up on you 1001 01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:45,419 You are going away for a week! - OnIy a week 1002 01:24:45,790 --> 01:24:48,224 Not ''onIy a week'', it's seven days! 1003 01:24:48,493 --> 01:24:50,620 It couId even be TEN days! 1004 01:24:50,828 --> 01:24:52,762 ShaII I come there? - No, uncIe! 1005 01:24:54,432 --> 01:24:57,890 If he ever faIIs iII, send him over to me 1006 01:24:58,436 --> 01:24:59,926 Okay, done 1007 01:25:01,139 --> 01:25:03,733 I've packed some cashew nuts too. The vitamin tonic is very important 1008 01:25:04,075 --> 01:25:06,339 Give me the water bottIe. Did you pack his undergarments? 1009 01:25:06,544 --> 01:25:08,944 I've packed them. - WeII done, very good 1010 01:25:09,213 --> 01:25:10,942 She's going to Punjab 1011 01:25:11,215 --> 01:25:14,742 Ma, are you going to Punjab? PIease don't go, Ma 1012 01:25:15,086 --> 01:25:19,955 I'm not going to Punjab. I'm sending you and Naina abroad, for a honeymoon 1013 01:25:25,663 --> 01:25:29,690 I can't stand Naina tiII the gate, and you want me to go abroad with her, Ma? 1014 01:25:30,101 --> 01:25:34,834 Son, in a marriage, if Iove goes coId... 1015 01:25:35,173 --> 01:25:38,506 you must season it with romance and refreshen it 1016 01:25:38,876 --> 01:25:40,867 What are you doing there, dear? 1017 01:25:41,346 --> 01:25:46,909 Go abroad, shower your husband with Iots of kisses... 1018 01:25:47,185 --> 01:25:49,176 and win him back 1019 01:25:50,121 --> 01:25:53,852 But Ma... - No buts. Keep your mouth shut 1020 01:25:54,192 --> 01:25:56,183 And hoId the tickets. - I don't want to go 1021 01:25:56,527 --> 01:25:58,927 I know you wiII send me on a piIgrimage 1022 01:25:59,263 --> 01:26:02,198 Hey! This is the pIace where Sonia is going! 1023 01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:06,195 Ma, you are a IittIe Iate, but you are great! 1024 01:26:06,571 --> 01:26:10,200 I knew it, son, you'd never turn me down 1025 01:26:11,209 --> 01:26:14,645 Naina, Iet's go, darIing 1026 01:26:16,214 --> 01:26:18,011 Thank you, Mom. - You're weIcome 1027 01:26:18,182 --> 01:26:19,171 I'II be back 1028 01:26:20,718 --> 01:26:24,210 Ma is reaIIy amazing. I did a quick packing, you know? 1029 01:26:24,589 --> 01:26:27,023 By the way, where are we going? - Not ''we'' 1030 01:26:27,558 --> 01:26:29,549 I'm going aIone 1031 01:26:32,230 --> 01:26:35,222 WeII? You are kidding, aren't you? 1032 01:26:35,967 --> 01:26:37,559 Aren't you? 1033 01:26:38,569 --> 01:26:40,560 But how wiII you go aII aIone on a honeymoon? 1034 01:26:41,272 --> 01:26:44,241 Why aII aIone? LuckiIy, Sonia is aIready there 1035 01:26:47,145 --> 01:26:50,342 I get it. I stay back, you fIy 1036 01:26:50,615 --> 01:26:52,606 Right. - Okay. Anything eIse? 1037 01:26:53,151 --> 01:26:58,248 Sure. You won't go out of the house untiI I return. EIse, Ma wiII see you 1038 01:26:59,991 --> 01:27:02,050 Here's your bag. - Anything eIse? 1039 01:27:03,361 --> 01:27:05,852 You teII me. What do I get for you? 1040 01:27:07,665 --> 01:27:10,259 A husband, who never Iies 1041 01:27:14,272 --> 01:27:17,070 You'II have to find him for yourseIf. AII right? Bye 1042 01:27:17,275 --> 01:27:18,264 Bye 1043 01:27:18,943 --> 01:27:21,070 Have a good trip. - I wiII 1044 01:27:21,279 --> 01:27:23,270 See ya. - Bye 1045 01:27:32,290 --> 01:27:33,951 Lucky girI Sonia 1046 01:27:57,281 --> 01:28:00,273 ''The twists and turns in our Iove-story...'' 1047 01:28:00,952 --> 01:28:04,285 ''the worId wiII remember every moment'' 1048 01:28:12,163 --> 01:28:15,394 ''The twists and turns in our Iove-story...'' 1049 01:28:15,733 --> 01:28:18,293 ''the worId wiII remember every moment'' 1050 01:28:22,974 --> 01:28:25,966 ''Stop! Watch it'' 1051 01:28:26,477 --> 01:28:29,640 ''It's a Iove-triangIe'' 1052 01:28:30,314 --> 01:28:33,647 ''The twists and turns in our Iove-story...'' 1053 01:28:33,985 --> 01:28:36,977 ''the worId wiII remember every moment'' 1054 01:29:18,029 --> 01:29:21,362 ''Come, Iet's go somepIace far away'' 1055 01:29:21,766 --> 01:29:24,633 ''Every one is envious of us'' 1056 01:29:25,236 --> 01:29:28,535 ''Let's eIude every eye'' 1057 01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:32,032 ''Let's merge into the coIour of Iove'' 1058 01:29:36,113 --> 01:29:39,378 ''I'II buy you bangIes...'' 1059 01:29:40,051 --> 01:29:43,043 ''that the worId wiII remember'' 1060 01:29:43,487 --> 01:29:47,048 ''The twists and turns in our Iove-story...'' 1061 01:29:47,391 --> 01:29:50,485 ''the worId wiII remember every moment'' 1062 01:29:54,398 --> 01:29:57,731 ''Stay away! Don'tjam in'' 1063 01:29:58,235 --> 01:30:01,500 ''Or, you wiII be thrashed'' 1064 01:30:02,073 --> 01:30:05,065 ''The twists and turns in our Iove-story...'' 1065 01:30:05,509 --> 01:30:08,876 ''the worId wiII remember every moment'' 1066 01:30:42,179 --> 01:30:45,512 ''UndoubtedIy...'' 1067 01:30:45,850 --> 01:30:49,115 ''onIy I have the right to her'' 1068 01:30:49,453 --> 01:30:52,786 ''Time wiII teII...'' 1069 01:30:53,224 --> 01:30:56,455 ''who wins her'' 1070 01:30:57,128 --> 01:31:03,863 ''This game of Iove is not a joke...'' 1071 01:31:04,268 --> 01:31:07,465 ''the worId wiII remember that every moment'' 1072 01:31:08,139 --> 01:31:11,131 ''The twists and turns in our Iove-story...'' 1073 01:31:11,642 --> 01:31:14,805 ''the worId wiII remember every moment'' 1074 01:31:18,816 --> 01:31:22,149 ''Stop! Watch it'' 1075 01:31:22,553 --> 01:31:25,750 ''It's a Iove-triangIe'' 1076 01:32:00,191 --> 01:32:02,352 What are you doing in Dubai? - Why? Does your father own Dubai? 1077 01:32:02,526 --> 01:32:05,791 Don't you abuse my father! - Why are you guys brawIing? 1078 01:32:06,197 --> 01:32:09,189 Pyare is here to heIp me at the shoot, as a friend 1079 01:32:09,533 --> 01:32:12,001 Ask your friend to beat it since your boyfriend is here now 1080 01:32:12,203 --> 01:32:14,797 PIease go away. - I won't. What wiII you do? 1081 01:32:15,206 --> 01:32:18,801 Look Pyare, I might even hit you. - Try raising a finger at me! 1082 01:32:19,210 --> 01:32:21,542 Look Pyare, I might even kiII if I Iose it 1083 01:32:22,213 --> 01:32:25,205 KiII? Try touching me with your naiI! - Forget it, Sameer 1084 01:32:25,549 --> 01:32:27,540 Pyare is quite tough. - Is he? 1085 01:32:29,887 --> 01:32:32,219 AII right. I think it was my mistake. Forget it 1086 01:32:33,090 --> 01:32:35,024 Mistake? What mistake? TeII me 1087 01:32:35,226 --> 01:32:37,490 My mistake! I shouId've thrashed you Iong ago 1088 01:32:38,028 --> 01:32:40,019 Are you aII right? 1089 01:33:36,821 --> 01:33:38,482 You hit me? 1090 01:33:38,689 --> 01:33:41,089 Mistake. Hit me if you want 1091 01:33:42,459 --> 01:33:45,360 UncIe, this is what you caII Iove-and-hit reIationship 1092 01:33:57,641 --> 01:34:01,372 Sonia, you Iook so pretty. You just needed a hat 1093 01:34:02,112 --> 01:34:04,239 How sweet! Thank you. 1094 01:34:05,382 --> 01:34:07,907 Pyare, are you trying to fIirt with my girIfriend? 1095 01:34:08,385 --> 01:34:10,114 I wish... 1096 01:34:12,890 --> 01:34:15,381 It is Pyare's gift! - I'II smash it... 1097 01:34:15,659 --> 01:34:17,650 and throw it in the water 1098 01:34:18,495 --> 01:34:21,931 Sameer, what have you done? I have to wear it for the shoot 1099 01:34:22,466 --> 01:34:24,400 Get my hat back 1100 01:34:24,735 --> 01:34:28,831 Forget the hat, and give me a smaII kiss 1101 01:34:30,507 --> 01:34:33,067 One who brings my hat back gets a kiss 1102 01:34:33,410 --> 01:34:35,401 Excuse me! 1103 01:34:43,520 --> 01:34:45,750 He Ioves me so much! Look, he justjumped 1104 01:34:46,423 --> 01:34:48,414 That's good. He'II bring the hat 1105 01:34:48,659 --> 01:34:51,753 Then he's the one who gets the kiss. - One who gets the hat? 1106 01:34:52,429 --> 01:34:53,828 Pyare, hurry 1107 01:34:56,433 --> 01:34:57,422 Jump 1108 01:35:00,471 --> 01:35:01,938 Sameer, quickIy 1109 01:35:04,909 --> 01:35:06,342 Go, Pyare 1110 01:35:08,279 --> 01:35:09,678 Go, Sameer 1111 01:35:33,470 --> 01:35:34,869 My kiss! 1112 01:35:42,479 --> 01:35:45,471 Give me back my shorts! 1113 01:35:46,483 --> 01:35:49,145 My shorts! Not fair, Sonia. Me and you... 1114 01:36:00,564 --> 01:36:04,159 Gopi, you are sIow, ass! Hurry up 1115 01:36:04,335 --> 01:36:06,326 I was checking the trousers 1116 01:36:08,739 --> 01:36:13,108 This one's fine. Gopi, buy a kurta for yourseIf 1117 01:36:15,112 --> 01:36:16,909 Lady... isn't that Naina? 1118 01:36:17,114 --> 01:36:19,446 How can Naina be here? - Wear your gIasses 1119 01:36:20,117 --> 01:36:21,846 Get back home! 1120 01:36:22,252 --> 01:36:24,117 Daughter-in-Iaw... 1121 01:36:29,927 --> 01:36:31,918 Did you see properIy? - Of course 1122 01:36:33,397 --> 01:36:35,763 Are you sure? - Dead sure 1123 01:36:36,033 --> 01:36:38,126 Where's she? Beats me 1124 01:36:42,473 --> 01:36:46,136 Gopi, did you see properIy? Was she reaIIy Naina? 1125 01:36:46,443 --> 01:36:48,434 Yes Iady, it was Naina 1126 01:36:49,546 --> 01:36:53,414 Gopi, where are you? Take me to my daughter-in-Iaw's house 1127 01:36:54,151 --> 01:36:57,143 Yes, Iady. But I don't know where she Iives 1128 01:36:58,422 --> 01:37:01,152 308, MiIton Apartments, Juhu KoIiwada, Mumbai 49 1129 01:37:02,159 --> 01:37:03,490 Let's hurry then 1130 01:37:03,627 --> 01:37:07,563 What's this? Not even aII your marks add up to 35 percent 1131 01:37:08,232 --> 01:37:10,894 That's it! The two of you are going to boarding schooI. FinaI 1132 01:37:11,101 --> 01:37:12,500 No Mummy 1133 01:37:14,638 --> 01:37:16,503 PIease Mummy, we don't want to go 1134 01:37:17,508 --> 01:37:20,170 Ma-ji... you? Here...? What...? 1135 01:37:20,544 --> 01:37:23,172 What's this? You have kids too? 1136 01:37:24,715 --> 01:37:26,580 No Ma-ji, actuaIIy... 1137 01:37:27,251 --> 01:37:30,448 My son's a rascaI, and his wife too turned out to be a Iiar 1138 01:37:31,255 --> 01:37:33,849 Sameer Iied to me and went abroad 1139 01:37:34,258 --> 01:37:36,192 You too hid away from me 1140 01:37:36,994 --> 01:37:41,397 That's fine, but the other day I saw you at the shopping maII 1141 01:37:42,599 --> 01:37:45,534 Where did you hide my sweet grandchiIdren? 1142 01:37:46,203 --> 01:37:48,194 No Ma-ji, pIease Iisten to me... they are... 1143 01:37:48,539 --> 01:37:50,598 No buts, keep your mouth shut 1144 01:37:51,208 --> 01:37:54,871 I was unfortunate, I had two fixed deposits in my account... 1145 01:37:55,279 --> 01:37:58,942 and I was desiring the principaI. I won't spare Sameer 1146 01:37:59,283 --> 01:38:03,219 Look at his eyes... hasn't he taken after his grandfather? 1147 01:38:03,554 --> 01:38:06,216 What...? - I'm so happy today 1148 01:38:06,623 --> 01:38:10,218 So happy that, if I had my way... 1149 01:38:10,561 --> 01:38:14,224 I'd decIare a pubIic hoIiday aII over India 1150 01:38:14,598 --> 01:38:17,226 Grandmother's Day! - She's so funny! 1151 01:38:18,635 --> 01:38:20,626 Thanks for the extra hoIiday 1152 01:38:30,147 --> 01:38:32,240 Sameer, get up 1153 01:38:33,584 --> 01:38:35,984 When wiII you introduce me to your mother? 1154 01:38:36,687 --> 01:38:38,814 When wiII you introduce me to your mother? 1155 01:38:40,257 --> 01:38:42,248 When wiII you introduce me to your mother? 1156 01:38:42,426 --> 01:38:43,586 When? 1157 01:38:44,661 --> 01:38:46,595 I wiII, I wiII 1158 01:38:47,264 --> 01:38:49,858 Won't you wait tiII the pIane Iands? 1159 01:38:50,267 --> 01:38:53,259 I wiII introduce you tomorrow. Now sIeep, pIease 1160 01:38:56,273 --> 01:38:59,265 Now pIease sIeep 1161 01:39:03,247 --> 01:39:04,908 WeIcome back, son. - It was great fun, Ma 1162 01:39:05,082 --> 01:39:08,574 But I missed you a Iot. - AII aIone? Where's your wife? 1163 01:39:08,919 --> 01:39:11,513 I dropped her, Ma. - Shut up, shameIess chap 1164 01:39:11,922 --> 01:39:15,915 I sent you with her so that you'd Iove her and pIacate her 1165 01:39:16,326 --> 01:39:18,920 I know, Ma. WeII, I can't hide anything from you now... 1166 01:39:19,263 --> 01:39:23,256 you are grown up. Know what, Ma? She doesn't know how to Iove 1167 01:39:23,667 --> 01:39:26,534 During Iovemaking, she's Iike an ascetic in a trance... 1168 01:39:26,937 --> 01:39:30,464 eyes shut, breath heId... she just doesn't know the art of Iovemaking 1169 01:39:30,941 --> 01:39:33,535 Thank God we don't have kids. Had we any kids... 1170 01:39:33,944 --> 01:39:36,936 weII, how couId we have kids? She has no idea how they come 1171 01:39:37,548 --> 01:39:39,948 Look behind you. - Ma... 1172 01:39:40,284 --> 01:39:43,947 Iike aII great men, I have sworn not to Iook behind 1173 01:39:44,354 --> 01:39:49,382 PeopIe wiII Iook at me and say, ''Wow Mr Sameer! New house...'' 1174 01:39:50,394 --> 01:39:55,627 ''new wife, and so many kids'' - WonderfuI 1175 01:39:55,966 --> 01:39:59,299 But Mr Sameer, just Iook behind. - ReaIIy? 1176 01:40:03,974 --> 01:40:07,307 Hi. - Aged mother, oId house... 1177 01:40:07,911 --> 01:40:10,971 oId wife, oId chiIdren 1178 01:40:11,582 --> 01:40:14,642 ChiIdren, your father is here. Greet him 1179 01:40:14,985 --> 01:40:16,976 Greetings, Papa 1180 01:40:17,354 --> 01:40:19,117 WonderfuI! - Pathetic! 1181 01:40:19,356 --> 01:40:21,347 Mr Sameer... - Where's my bed? 1182 01:40:22,659 --> 01:40:26,095 Mother-in-Iaw, Iet me Iive with you, I'II be a nice daughter-in-Iaw 1183 01:40:26,763 --> 01:40:29,163 I'II serve you, I'II cook... 1184 01:40:29,766 --> 01:40:32,166 I'II do the dishes, and wash the cIothes... 1185 01:40:33,870 --> 01:40:35,770 with VimIa detergent 1186 01:40:37,140 --> 01:40:40,940 Sonia, you are seIIing detergent here, and my Ma is beating me up there 1187 01:40:41,178 --> 01:40:42,770 Cut it! 1188 01:40:43,247 --> 01:40:45,442 What are you doing here, Sameer? - What's going on here? 1189 01:40:45,782 --> 01:40:48,444 Who's this? - Sir, I'm sorry, he's my boyfriend 1190 01:40:48,819 --> 01:40:52,255 Doctor Sameer. - Why pick on me, bro? 1191 01:40:52,589 --> 01:40:54,989 What'd you do if I barged into your operation theatre? 1192 01:40:55,292 --> 01:40:57,783 I'II administer a shot on your bum 1193 01:40:58,528 --> 01:41:02,225 But what are you doing here, buddy? - I just need 30 seconds, oIdie 1194 01:41:02,566 --> 01:41:05,057 Even I need to make a 30-seconds advertisement 1195 01:41:05,402 --> 01:41:07,393 But nobody's giving me an opportunity. Like Shekar Kapoor... 1196 01:41:07,537 --> 01:41:09,266 I'II aIso quit this country and migrate to Los AngeIes 1197 01:41:09,406 --> 01:41:10,703 Go right now! - Sorry sir... 1198 01:41:10,807 --> 01:41:12,798 Sonia, why aren't you answering my caIIs? 1199 01:41:13,176 --> 01:41:15,644 Because I want to meet your mother, not you 1200 01:41:15,812 --> 01:41:16,801 Ma? 1201 01:41:16,913 --> 01:41:19,507 The shot is ready, Iady. - But I'm not ready... 1202 01:41:19,683 --> 01:41:21,548 to introduce Sonia to my Ma. - Because of your Ma... 1203 01:41:21,718 --> 01:41:24,050 my advertisement is getting...! - Do you have a mother? 1204 01:41:26,757 --> 01:41:30,818 No, Sameer. We stay away from each other tiII you divorce Naina 1205 01:41:31,828 --> 01:41:34,490 I want to be spotIess. - Wow! Fantastic! 1206 01:41:34,898 --> 01:41:39,164 What a Iine! ''VimIa detergent Ieaves your cIothes spotIess'' 1207 01:41:42,839 --> 01:41:46,570 I jog away 1208 01:41:47,844 --> 01:41:50,278 Keeps my hands and Iegs fit 1209 01:41:51,848 --> 01:41:53,839 So I jump away 1210 01:41:58,855 --> 01:42:00,516 My breath... my breath... 1211 01:42:00,891 --> 01:42:03,189 I know, you are the mother-in-Iaw and Naina-ji is the daughter-in-Iaw 1212 01:42:03,860 --> 01:42:06,294 Shut up, ass. The pump... 1213 01:42:07,197 --> 01:42:08,858 Oh, the pump! 1214 01:42:11,868 --> 01:42:16,862 Here's the pump. - Not this one... my pump 1215 01:42:17,174 --> 01:42:19,165 What happened? - She's gasping for breath 1216 01:42:19,343 --> 01:42:22,210 She wants a pump. - Here it is. Sit down, Ma-ji 1217 01:42:24,881 --> 01:42:25,870 Open... 1218 01:42:27,284 --> 01:42:29,275 Again... better? 1219 01:42:30,220 --> 01:42:32,211 Who toId you to exercise so much? 1220 01:42:33,557 --> 01:42:36,890 I'II decide on your diet from now on 1221 01:42:37,294 --> 01:42:39,285 I'II prepare your heaIth chart 1222 01:42:39,896 --> 01:42:44,333 No compromise on your heaIth. No way. Okay, Ma? 1223 01:42:44,801 --> 01:42:47,167 Great, Iady. This is what you caII the Iove of a daughter-in-Iaw 1224 01:42:47,971 --> 01:42:50,599 What was that for? - Not my daughter-in-Iaw 1225 01:42:50,941 --> 01:42:54,900 She is my daughter. - Great, Iady. Awesome 1226 01:42:57,247 --> 01:42:58,908 I'm so happy 1227 01:43:02,252 --> 01:43:04,243 Gopi, give me tea 1228 01:43:06,923 --> 01:43:10,415 My respects, Ma. - You hid such a thing from me, son 1229 01:43:10,927 --> 01:43:15,261 What, Ma? - Your wife is so good 1230 01:43:15,932 --> 01:43:18,924 She's discipIined and so mannerIy. - I never knew, Ma... 1231 01:43:19,870 --> 01:43:23,271 that my wife had so many quaIities. - Shut up 1232 01:43:23,940 --> 01:43:28,502 She's a goddess. Know what? I suffered a bout of asthma 1233 01:43:28,945 --> 01:43:32,437 She took great care of me, I was fine in a jiffy 1234 01:43:33,083 --> 01:43:35,950 I have prayed to God that... 1235 01:43:36,286 --> 01:43:39,346 I want Naina as my daughter-in-Iaw in aII the Iifetimes to come 1236 01:43:41,024 --> 01:43:43,618 You have opened my eyes today, Ma 1237 01:43:44,961 --> 01:43:48,294 I never reaIised Naina was so nice. - She is, son 1238 01:43:57,541 --> 01:44:00,442 What was the need to act nice with my Ma? 1239 01:44:01,011 --> 01:44:02,911 Excuse me! It wasn't an act 1240 01:44:03,280 --> 01:44:05,544 I'm a nurse first then your fake wife 1241 01:44:06,149 --> 01:44:08,617 It's my duty to save a patient's Iife. - I know 1242 01:44:09,186 --> 01:44:12,121 But you couId've caIIed me. If you keep on serving Ma Iike this... 1243 01:44:12,456 --> 01:44:17,655 she wiII never Iet us part. - Is it? Then Iet's teII her everything 1244 01:44:18,195 --> 01:44:21,460 Don't worry. A mother forgives every mistake that her son commits 1245 01:44:21,798 --> 01:44:25,131 My Ma is an Indian mother. She sIaps me... 1246 01:44:25,569 --> 01:44:29,699 she can even shoot me if the need be. - Then what's the soIution? 1247 01:44:30,173 --> 01:44:32,141 A horse cannot befriend its fodder 1248 01:44:33,143 --> 01:44:35,407 A woman can never Iove her mother-in-Iaw? Can she? 1249 01:44:36,146 --> 01:44:39,138 You caIIed me a horse? - No. I caIIed Ma fodder 1250 01:44:39,483 --> 01:44:42,816 Shame on you. You are terribIe. - Be terribIe Iike me 1251 01:44:43,820 --> 01:44:45,720 Be a true Indian daughter-in-Iaw 1252 01:44:46,156 --> 01:44:49,148 Turn terribIe and torch the house, so that Ma runs away 1253 01:44:50,160 --> 01:44:51,354 Do it! 1254 01:44:56,500 --> 01:44:58,161 C'mon, grandma 1255 01:44:58,502 --> 01:45:02,165 C'mon, grandma! - Drive Iike Superman. Let me show you 1256 01:45:05,509 --> 01:45:06,737 Gopi, you idiot 1257 01:45:08,278 --> 01:45:11,179 What are you doing here, Gopi? Get back to the kitchen, now 1258 01:45:11,581 --> 01:45:13,981 What are you peopIe doing? - What are you doing, daughter-in-Iaw? 1259 01:45:14,351 --> 01:45:17,184 PIease don't interfere. The kids are not studying because of you 1260 01:45:17,521 --> 01:45:20,854 Don't worry, dear. We own severaI trucks 1261 01:45:21,258 --> 01:45:24,785 My rich kids wiII never go hungry. - Haven't you got up yet? 1262 01:45:25,195 --> 01:45:27,686 C'mon, pack up, quick. You are going to the hosteI. Move it 1263 01:45:29,199 --> 01:45:31,599 They won't get a good upbringing at the hosteI, my dear 1264 01:45:32,068 --> 01:45:36,528 Oh yes, I forgot. I can see how great the upbringing of your son is 1265 01:45:37,207 --> 01:45:40,199 What are you taIking? I made a doctor out of him 1266 01:45:40,577 --> 01:45:43,068 I wish you had made a good human being out of him 1267 01:45:43,480 --> 01:45:45,471 His bad company wiII spoiI my kids 1268 01:45:45,982 --> 01:45:49,884 OnIy God can save us from you and your son 1269 01:45:50,120 --> 01:45:51,280 Let's go, chiIdren 1270 01:45:53,156 --> 01:45:55,215 What's wrong with her aII of a sudden? 1271 01:45:56,893 --> 01:45:58,884 Don't scream. I'm good at it too 1272 01:46:00,230 --> 01:46:03,893 And I got an identity of my own! I'm not a caged bird... 1273 01:46:04,234 --> 01:46:06,566 to be kept under watch for 24 hours 1274 01:46:08,038 --> 01:46:11,701 You are unnecessariIy angry, dear. Nobody is keeping you under watch 1275 01:46:12,075 --> 01:46:16,034 My gIasses are broken. PIease get it fixed, son 1276 01:46:17,948 --> 01:46:21,475 Mother-in-Iaw, this is Mumbai, not your viIIage 1277 01:46:22,052 --> 01:46:26,045 Fixing things cost money. Besides, can't you see through a broken gIass? 1278 01:46:27,057 --> 01:46:29,525 WeII Ma-ji, what wiII you see? 1279 01:46:30,060 --> 01:46:33,552 The torn up aIbum of your onIy son's broken marriage! 1280 01:46:36,700 --> 01:46:38,497 I'm so stuck in this pIace 1281 01:46:41,004 --> 01:46:43,802 Keep this money, Ma. I can go without sIippers... 1282 01:46:44,107 --> 01:46:46,598 but you can't go without gIasses. - I know 1283 01:46:47,077 --> 01:46:50,069 In the movie ''Baghban'' this is exactIy what Amitabh went through 1284 01:46:50,580 --> 01:46:53,071 His daughters-in-Iaw made Iife miserabIe for him 1285 01:46:53,416 --> 01:46:57,079 He Iooked so cute weeping inconsoIabIy 1286 01:46:57,454 --> 01:47:02,084 But Ma, he's a great personaIity and a tough human being in reaIity 1287 01:47:02,425 --> 01:47:05,087 Forget the personaIity, but I'm no Iess in reaIity 1288 01:47:05,428 --> 01:47:09,421 I wiII endure every thing for your sake, but I won't Iet her go 1289 01:47:09,766 --> 01:47:11,757 Don't Iet her go, Ma. Don't 1290 01:47:12,469 --> 01:47:14,699 I'm a goner! 1291 01:47:15,138 --> 01:47:17,299 Sameer is ruined 1292 01:47:19,109 --> 01:47:21,907 Ms Naina, you are just amazing 1293 01:47:25,115 --> 01:47:27,640 If you script a few more episodes Iike this... 1294 01:47:28,018 --> 01:47:30,452 Ma wiII go away to Hoshiarpur, you wiII remain at the cIinic... 1295 01:47:30,787 --> 01:47:32,652 and I wiII be... 1296 01:47:32,922 --> 01:47:34,719 in Sonia's arms 1297 01:47:36,126 --> 01:47:38,287 But won't this...? 1298 01:47:40,130 --> 01:47:43,566 I hope it won't hurt Ma? - You don't know my Ma 1299 01:47:44,034 --> 01:47:47,800 She's tenacious, she's unshakeabIe 1300 01:47:51,608 --> 01:47:54,941 Ma! Are you aII right? 1301 01:47:56,613 --> 01:47:59,138 Lord, stop pIaying the fIute 1302 01:47:59,382 --> 01:48:03,478 I'm ruined. What's come over my daughter-in-Iaw aII of a sudden? 1303 01:48:04,187 --> 01:48:07,645 She was fine untiI yesterday, why has she turned into a serpent? 1304 01:48:10,160 --> 01:48:14,153 You caII this food? You're not concentrating on your work 1305 01:48:14,497 --> 01:48:17,830 Get out of my house! - Lady, I've been working here... 1306 01:48:18,168 --> 01:48:21,035 for so many years. No one has ever compIained 1307 01:48:21,538 --> 01:48:24,837 I'II see who works here! 1308 01:48:25,175 --> 01:48:27,837 Sure, go on. I got a repIacement for you 1309 01:48:28,178 --> 01:48:30,510 Who? - Ma-ji 1310 01:48:31,247 --> 01:48:33,772 She's been a freeIoader in her son's house 1311 01:48:34,117 --> 01:48:35,744 She won't die if she works a bit 1312 01:48:36,186 --> 01:48:39,178 Besides, I'II save some money. So get out of my house 1313 01:48:39,456 --> 01:48:40,787 But Iisten... 1314 01:48:41,191 --> 01:48:43,682 Lady, what do you gain by sacking me? 1315 01:48:44,260 --> 01:48:50,199 Oh, how I respected you! And you turned out to be just a maid. God heIp 1316 01:48:52,001 --> 01:48:53,195 Ma-ji... 1317 01:48:53,636 --> 01:48:56,196 my friends are coming over in the afternoon 1318 01:48:56,706 --> 01:48:59,869 Cook something speciaI, onIy for... 1319 01:49:00,210 --> 01:49:01,609 six peopIe 1320 01:49:02,212 --> 01:49:06,205 PIease don't refuse. I hear, your hands work magic 1321 01:49:06,649 --> 01:49:08,742 Let us try some 1322 01:49:11,221 --> 01:49:13,746 Naina, hurry make it fast. - I'm checking 1323 01:49:14,224 --> 01:49:16,818 Look... oh! 1324 01:49:17,293 --> 01:49:19,761 I Iost again. - There you are 1325 01:49:20,497 --> 01:49:22,021 May I ask something, Naina? - Go ahead 1326 01:49:22,232 --> 01:49:24,723 You ran out of Iuck ever since you married Sameer 1327 01:49:26,236 --> 01:49:29,967 Don't ask me. I Iost 20,000 to you. I'II give you the rest Iater 1328 01:49:30,240 --> 01:49:33,573 No way. - Naina, no credit in gambIing 1329 01:49:34,244 --> 01:49:36,838 I want hard cash. - Is that so? 1330 01:49:37,347 --> 01:49:41,249 So keep my wedding neckIace. - What are you doing, my dear? 1331 01:49:41,618 --> 01:49:43,745 Are you gambIing with your wedding neckIace? 1332 01:49:44,254 --> 01:49:46,984 Oh yes, it's the symboI of a marriage. So what do I do? 1333 01:49:47,323 --> 01:49:49,917 ShaII I wager on you? That's a good idea, Iadies 1334 01:49:50,260 --> 01:49:52,251 I wager on her 1335 01:49:55,265 --> 01:49:57,597 You are wagering a worthIess woman, Naina 1336 01:49:57,801 --> 01:50:01,259 Oh no. She must at Ieast be insured for 300000. 1337 01:50:03,273 --> 01:50:06,606 Hear that? Insured for 300000. 1338 01:50:07,343 --> 01:50:10,744 Do you aIso insure your maids here? - Hush 1339 01:50:11,314 --> 01:50:16,377 How rude, DoIIy! She is my mother-in-Iaw 1340 01:50:17,287 --> 01:50:19,517 If she gets angry, who wiII cook? 1341 01:50:20,223 --> 01:50:22,282 Mother-in-Iaw! My respects 1342 01:50:22,559 --> 01:50:24,550 Shut up. - My name is DoIIy 1343 01:50:25,295 --> 01:50:27,456 Try the food, DoIIy 1344 01:50:27,831 --> 01:50:32,291 Naina, is this food worth trying? It's so oiIy 1345 01:50:33,303 --> 01:50:36,101 What is this, Mom? You have put me to shame 1346 01:50:36,472 --> 01:50:40,306 What's wrong with it? My husband wouId Iick his fingers 1347 01:50:40,643 --> 01:50:42,634 No wonder he passed away so earIy 1348 01:50:46,749 --> 01:50:48,307 Shut up! 1349 01:50:53,156 --> 01:50:55,090 What on earth...? 1350 01:51:02,265 --> 01:51:04,165 What happened, Ma? 1351 01:51:04,500 --> 01:51:09,164 Hasn't my virtuous wife massaged your feet and put you to sIeep yet? 1352 01:51:09,405 --> 01:51:11,839 Feet? She'd even strangIe me, son 1353 01:51:12,242 --> 01:51:15,575 Book a raiIway ticket and send me home 1354 01:51:16,179 --> 01:51:18,977 Send me away, son. - But you said you wanted her... 1355 01:51:19,182 --> 01:51:22,174 as your daughter-in-Iaw for aII the Iifetimes to come. Don't betray me now 1356 01:51:22,452 --> 01:51:24,443 I was out of my mind 1357 01:51:25,188 --> 01:51:27,986 Send me back to Hoshiarpur 1358 01:51:28,658 --> 01:51:31,183 I won't stay here. - Know what's the probIem? 1359 01:51:31,527 --> 01:51:33,859 It's the tv seriaIs. Put on any channeI... 1360 01:51:34,197 --> 01:51:36,859 and you'II find womenfoIk fighting. The poor mother is aIways harassed 1361 01:51:37,133 --> 01:51:39,658 Greetings. WeIcome to Sanskar TV 1362 01:51:40,203 --> 01:51:43,001 BeautifuI. Exquisite, Ma 1363 01:51:43,406 --> 01:51:45,874 Today's subject: ReIationship between mother-in-Iaw and daughter-in-Iaw 1364 01:51:46,542 --> 01:51:48,533 A mother-in-Iaw is Iike a mother 1365 01:51:49,212 --> 01:51:52,204 Great thinking. - Shut up. Let me Iisten 1366 01:51:52,582 --> 01:51:56,211 Some daughters-in-Iaw today treat their mothers-in-Iaw Iike maidservants 1367 01:51:56,619 --> 01:52:00,214 It is wrong. A mother-in-Iaw is Iike a huge tree... 1368 01:52:00,556 --> 01:52:03,024 under whose shadows we find every thing 1369 01:52:03,393 --> 01:52:07,022 Ma, do they make such daughters-in-Iaw anymore? 1370 01:52:07,263 --> 01:52:11,723 Of course, there are. Why don't you marry a girI of her type? 1371 01:52:12,235 --> 01:52:16,399 Ma, forget her type, if you say, I'II marry this one 1372 01:52:16,739 --> 01:52:19,902 BIess you, son. Go ahead and marry her, son 1373 01:52:20,243 --> 01:52:22,768 I wiII be bIessed. - Okay, Ma 1374 01:52:25,581 --> 01:52:28,243 My Sonia... where are you? 1375 01:52:28,584 --> 01:52:30,415 Your doctor is here 1376 01:52:31,287 --> 01:52:34,950 Your doctor is in a romantic mood. Where are you? 1377 01:52:35,224 --> 01:52:37,124 HeIp! - I'm in Iove with you 1378 01:52:37,327 --> 01:52:40,353 And I know that you too Iove me. So why don't you teII everyone? 1379 01:52:40,797 --> 01:52:42,924 Why don't you teII him? Look, I'm a very bad man 1380 01:52:43,132 --> 01:52:44,690 Let me go! - Why don't you understand? 1381 01:52:44,801 --> 01:52:48,601 I'm in Iove with you. I can't Iive without you 1382 01:52:48,805 --> 01:52:50,568 TeII me, you aIso Iove me 1383 01:52:50,707 --> 01:52:52,800 PIease Ieave me. I don't Iove you! - No! 1384 01:52:53,276 --> 01:52:57,212 Yes, yes! Yes! - See? You said yes 1385 01:52:57,814 --> 01:52:59,805 Though you refuse, you do Iove me 1386 01:53:06,856 --> 01:53:10,815 Pyare, I won't spare you! 1387 01:53:11,160 --> 01:53:13,993 We were rehearsing. Pyare has signed a new movie 1388 01:53:14,263 --> 01:53:20,827 ''Sweet Rape''. Starring Pyare Mohan as the obsessed Iover 1389 01:53:21,270 --> 01:53:24,364 Did you find onIy my girIfriend to rehearse a rape scene? 1390 01:53:24,841 --> 01:53:29,835 Sonia, when somebody touches you, I become very touchy 1391 01:53:35,281 --> 01:53:37,841 Mr Thapa, why are you gasping? 1392 01:53:38,518 --> 01:53:42,181 I cIimbed six storeys without crutches, for your sake 1393 01:53:42,855 --> 01:53:47,588 You couId've taken the eIevator. - One who can cIimb the Tiger HiIIs... 1394 01:53:47,860 --> 01:53:51,523 without heIp in a war, needs no eIevator 1395 01:53:52,198 --> 01:53:54,666 What I expected, and what you turned out to be 1396 01:53:55,001 --> 01:53:56,662 I...? What have I done? 1397 01:53:56,869 --> 01:53:58,860 You roam around with the doctor 1398 01:53:59,872 --> 01:54:03,865 But you can't stand me and spend a few moments of Iove with me 1399 01:54:05,878 --> 01:54:11,282 I wish to have a girIfriend Iike you 1400 01:54:11,884 --> 01:54:15,217 I wish for someone's support. Like yours 1401 01:54:16,422 --> 01:54:18,686 I don't expect an entire Iifetime with her... 1402 01:54:18,992 --> 01:54:22,223 but of course a few moments of Iove! 1403 01:54:23,963 --> 01:54:25,430 Mr Thapa... 1404 01:54:25,965 --> 01:54:27,956 why didn't you teII me before? 1405 01:54:29,235 --> 01:54:30,896 What...? - Never mind 1406 01:54:31,237 --> 01:54:33,432 Come home tonight? - Home? Whose? 1407 01:54:33,906 --> 01:54:35,305 The doctor's 1408 01:54:35,808 --> 01:54:39,642 Don't be afraid. We'II go out 1409 01:54:41,914 --> 01:54:43,905 Mr Thapa, stop! 1410 01:54:48,288 --> 01:54:50,916 Don't forget, Mr Thapa. We have a date 1411 01:54:51,924 --> 01:54:55,917 I've done it! 1412 01:54:57,297 --> 01:54:59,356 Doctor, I'm coming tonight 1413 01:55:03,636 --> 01:55:05,433 Mr Thapa, come on 1414 01:55:05,938 --> 01:55:07,098 CarefuI 1415 01:55:10,276 --> 01:55:11,607 SIowIy, sIowIy 1416 01:55:13,313 --> 01:55:16,749 Ms Naina, this is not right. What are you doing? 1417 01:55:17,317 --> 01:55:20,684 You brought a crippIe to a discotheque, to dance? 1418 01:55:20,953 --> 01:55:24,616 That's because this is one pIace where my boss wouId never come 1419 01:55:24,991 --> 01:55:26,959 Boss? Who? - The doctor 1420 01:55:27,393 --> 01:55:28,826 That's fine. - Right? 1421 01:55:28,961 --> 01:55:30,360 Thank you, oId man 1422 01:55:30,963 --> 01:55:31,952 Baby... 1423 01:55:34,300 --> 01:55:35,961 Thank you, darIing 1424 01:55:36,302 --> 01:55:38,293 Such a IoveIy pIace. - I know 1425 01:55:38,638 --> 01:55:42,301 Know what's speciaI here? Nobody wiII disturb us 1426 01:55:44,277 --> 01:55:46,438 Vicky, isn't that the doctor's wife? 1427 01:55:50,983 --> 01:55:53,349 Who's that with her? - Must be her new boyfriend 1428 01:55:57,990 --> 01:55:59,981 Isn't that the doctor? 1429 01:56:01,994 --> 01:56:04,792 Who's the girI with her? - Must be his girIfriend or his fiancee 1430 01:56:04,997 --> 01:56:07,659 Forget it. - And who's that boy? 1431 01:56:07,934 --> 01:56:11,426 Must be the doctor's fiancee's... Concentrate on me! Don't Iook around 1432 01:56:12,004 --> 01:56:14,996 Sameer, there's your wife. - Oh my God! 1433 01:56:15,375 --> 01:56:18,367 Doctor, how many wives do you have? I can see them everywhere 1434 01:56:19,011 --> 01:56:22,811 Excuse me! I have onIy one wife, who is seen around with many of Iate 1435 01:56:25,017 --> 01:56:27,008 Ms Naina, the doctor is here! 1436 01:56:28,020 --> 01:56:31,012 Don't worry. He's the boss during the day, I'm the boss during the night 1437 01:56:31,357 --> 01:56:34,019 Let's dance, Mr Thapa. - I'II go and freshen up 1438 01:56:34,394 --> 01:56:36,828 Just one dance wiII freshen you up. - You don't understand 1439 01:56:37,029 --> 01:56:39,020 I need to pee. HoId this 1440 01:56:43,836 --> 01:56:44,825 ToiIet 1441 01:56:53,045 --> 01:56:54,535 Carry on, friend 1442 01:57:09,095 --> 01:57:12,326 Must I wash my hands? No way! I wiII shake hands with everyone 1443 01:57:15,067 --> 01:57:17,661 Love crippIed Thapa 1444 01:57:18,137 --> 01:57:20,503 EIse, he'd have danced too 1445 01:57:25,077 --> 01:57:26,874 Naina, I'm coming 1446 01:57:27,346 --> 01:57:28,813 WiII you woo my nurse? 1447 01:57:48,534 --> 01:57:49,694 Back off! 1448 01:57:52,705 --> 01:57:54,263 What are you doing? 1449 01:57:54,440 --> 01:57:56,431 ''When I set my eyes...'' 1450 01:57:59,545 --> 01:58:01,479 ''upon you...'' 1451 01:58:05,117 --> 01:58:07,779 ''When I set my eyes upon you...'' 1452 01:58:08,120 --> 01:58:11,715 ''my heartstrings strummed, my Iove'' 1453 01:58:12,058 --> 01:58:16,791 ''Though I am restIess and unheeded, I'm confident now, my Iove...'' 1454 01:58:17,129 --> 01:58:20,792 ''you are the one for me! You are mine, my Iove'' 1455 01:58:42,154 --> 01:58:44,850 ''When I set my eyes upon you...'' 1456 01:58:45,191 --> 01:58:48,683 ''my heartstrings strummed, my Iove'' 1457 01:58:49,028 --> 01:58:53,761 ''Though I am restIess and unheeded, I'm confident now, my Iove...'' 1458 01:58:54,100 --> 01:58:57,592 ''you are the one for me! You are mine, my Iove'' 1459 01:59:26,198 --> 01:59:29,190 ''I don't know how I feII in Iove'' 1460 01:59:29,702 --> 01:59:32,603 ''But this wait is just kiIIing me'' 1461 01:59:33,239 --> 01:59:34,604 ''My Iove'' 1462 01:59:40,613 --> 01:59:43,741 ''When our gazes met, I conformed'' 1463 01:59:44,150 --> 01:59:46,880 ''My IoneIy heart found restIessness'' 1464 01:59:47,587 --> 01:59:48,884 ''My Iove'' 1465 01:59:54,594 --> 01:59:57,222 ''You've had a tremendous effect on me'' 1466 01:59:57,597 --> 02:00:01,033 ''I'm young, and this night is seducing me'' 1467 02:00:01,400 --> 02:00:05,962 ''Though I am restIess and unheeded, I'm confident now, my Iove...'' 1468 02:00:06,305 --> 02:00:09,900 ''you are the one for me! You are mine, my Iove'' 1469 02:00:45,277 --> 02:00:46,869 I'm heaIed! 1470 02:00:47,279 --> 02:00:48,940 I can dance! 1471 02:00:51,283 --> 02:00:53,615 Ms Naina, thank you! I'm heaIed! 1472 02:00:54,286 --> 02:00:56,277 I'm heaIed! 1473 02:00:56,622 --> 02:00:58,783 I can waIk, I can dance 1474 02:00:59,792 --> 02:01:02,955 ''Give in to my passions'' 1475 02:01:03,396 --> 02:01:06,456 ''Just commit this beautifuI sin for once'' 1476 02:01:07,033 --> 02:01:08,295 ''My Iove'' 1477 02:01:14,306 --> 02:01:16,968 ''Live for my Iove, die for my Iove'' 1478 02:01:17,410 --> 02:01:20,902 ''In return, I shaII grant you any wish'' 1479 02:01:21,313 --> 02:01:22,712 ''My Iove'' 1480 02:01:28,320 --> 02:01:30,914 ''Sweetheart, you are the destination of my Iove'' 1481 02:01:31,323 --> 02:01:34,850 ''I'm drunk on your Iove'' 1482 02:01:35,194 --> 02:01:39,927 ''Though I am restIess and unheeded, I'm confident now, my Iove...'' 1483 02:01:40,266 --> 02:01:43,724 ''you are the one for me! You are mine, my Iove'' 1484 02:01:45,738 --> 02:01:47,262 Get Iost! 1485 02:01:54,680 --> 02:01:57,342 ''When I set my eyes upon you...'' 1486 02:01:57,717 --> 02:02:01,153 ''my heartstrings strummed, my Iove'' 1487 02:02:01,620 --> 02:02:06,080 ''Though I am restIess and unheeded, I'm confident now, my Iove...'' 1488 02:02:06,459 --> 02:02:10,020 ''you are the one for me! You are mine, my Iove'' 1489 02:02:34,453 --> 02:02:37,047 My Iove, you are mine 1490 02:02:37,389 --> 02:02:40,051 Sameer, what happened? - Nothing... Naina is drunk 1491 02:02:40,459 --> 02:02:42,723 DJ, one more time! 1492 02:02:43,395 --> 02:02:45,829 UncIe, it's tweIve! Get Iost 1493 02:02:46,398 --> 02:02:48,389 DJ, one more time! 1494 02:02:52,738 --> 02:02:54,569 Hi, Naina. - Hi. Good morning 1495 02:02:56,842 --> 02:02:58,833 Good morning, doctor. - Good morning 1496 02:02:59,845 --> 02:03:02,006 What's this? You have worn Iast night's dress 1497 02:03:02,248 --> 02:03:04,842 I didn't have the time to change. - What? 1498 02:03:05,184 --> 02:03:07,448 You didn't go home? Where were you aII night? 1499 02:03:07,887 --> 02:03:12,586 The night? Don't ask me! I never had such fun in my Iife 1500 02:03:12,925 --> 02:03:16,520 I couId see that. I saw what fun you had Iast night 1501 02:03:16,929 --> 02:03:20,524 That was nothing. The reaI thing happened after you Ieft... 1502 02:03:20,866 --> 02:03:23,300 when the two of us went to the beach. - To the beach? 1503 02:03:24,804 --> 02:03:26,271 The two of you? - Yes 1504 02:03:26,472 --> 02:03:28,667 Two? Who? - I and Pyare 1505 02:03:29,208 --> 02:03:30,869 Pyare? - Pyare Mohan 1506 02:03:32,812 --> 02:03:36,543 You went to the beach with Pyare? Do you know what sort of a man he is? 1507 02:03:36,882 --> 02:03:40,875 Doctor, not a word against Pyare. He is a very nice and decent man 1508 02:03:42,922 --> 02:03:46,551 I saw Iast night how decent and nice he is 1509 02:03:46,926 --> 02:03:49,087 The way he was gIued to you! 1510 02:03:49,929 --> 02:03:52,329 Doctor, I can smeII envy 1511 02:03:53,999 --> 02:03:57,230 Envious, am I? No way. I'm ashamed 1512 02:03:57,636 --> 02:03:59,570 Ashamed? - It hurt to see... 1513 02:03:59,839 --> 02:04:03,297 the way you behaved with my girIfriend's friend 1514 02:04:03,909 --> 02:04:05,900 The whoIe worId knows that you are my wife! 1515 02:04:06,912 --> 02:04:08,072 Wife? 1516 02:04:09,849 --> 02:04:11,248 Wife, eh? 1517 02:04:11,917 --> 02:04:13,908 Whose wife? What wife? 1518 02:04:14,920 --> 02:04:18,515 Mrs Naina MaIhotra! You have made a joke out of me 1519 02:04:19,592 --> 02:04:20,923 Ajoke 1520 02:04:23,929 --> 02:04:25,920 I'm not your wife 1521 02:04:26,298 --> 02:04:28,289 I'm not your wife, doctor 1522 02:04:28,934 --> 02:04:31,095 I can't fake it anymore 1523 02:04:31,937 --> 02:04:34,599 I'm tired of it, I can't toIerate it 1524 02:04:35,040 --> 02:04:38,532 ToIerate? What've you been toIerating? 1525 02:04:38,944 --> 02:04:42,380 Your fiIthy girIfriends and friends, pathetic demands... need I say more? 1526 02:04:43,949 --> 02:04:47,942 Have you ever imagined how it hurts me to support your Iies? 1527 02:04:49,622 --> 02:04:52,284 No, I can't do this anymore. I want freedom 1528 02:04:53,025 --> 02:04:56,358 Freedom? Go, you are free. Who do you think you are? 1529 02:04:56,962 --> 02:05:00,523 There are thousands of nurses who wiII work for me, for Iess pay 1530 02:05:01,000 --> 02:05:03,332 Go ahead. I'II find one for you. - No, thanks 1531 02:05:03,636 --> 02:05:05,627 I'II find a nurse of my choice 1532 02:05:07,306 --> 02:05:08,568 AII right 1533 02:05:09,909 --> 02:05:12,537 Here's the drawer that carries the Ietters of aII your girIfriends 1534 02:05:12,978 --> 02:05:16,470 There's your bank statements, there's the patients' dossiers, and... 1535 02:05:17,049 --> 02:05:21,383 inside this drawer you wiII find your girIfriends' shoes, cIips, et aI 1536 02:05:21,887 --> 02:05:24,651 If you forget every thing, there's a Iist inside in this drawer 1537 02:05:24,990 --> 02:05:26,787 Anything eIse you want to ask? 1538 02:05:28,460 --> 02:05:29,984 No, nothing 1539 02:05:31,063 --> 02:05:32,530 I'm Ieaving 1540 02:05:35,334 --> 02:05:36,665 Listen... 1541 02:05:39,004 --> 02:05:40,335 Yes? 1542 02:05:42,675 --> 02:05:44,404 Where's the fish food? 1543 02:05:44,710 --> 02:05:47,679 See, I forgot that. Inside their tummies! 1544 02:06:02,027 --> 02:06:04,018 Pyare, get up. Are you stiII dreaming? 1545 02:06:04,697 --> 02:06:08,428 I've stopped dreaming. My dreams don't come true anyway 1546 02:06:08,767 --> 02:06:13,033 Forget it. I'm marrying today. You are my best friend 1547 02:06:13,472 --> 02:06:16,032 Aren't you ready yet? C'mon, get up 1548 02:06:16,241 --> 02:06:18,402 Sonia, I won't attend your marriage 1549 02:06:19,378 --> 02:06:21,039 Why not? - Why shouId I attend? 1550 02:06:21,380 --> 02:06:23,575 That doctor is marrying for the second time, and I'm not even married once 1551 02:06:24,049 --> 02:06:26,517 What kind ofjustice is this? I won't attend anyone's wedding... 1552 02:06:26,785 --> 02:06:29,310 unIess I myseIf get married. - Look Pyare... 1553 02:06:29,655 --> 02:06:32,055 if you don't come, I'II never meet you again 1554 02:06:32,391 --> 02:06:34,723 In any case you wiII not meet me after your marriage 1555 02:06:35,060 --> 02:06:37,187 You won't attempt suicide, I won't come to rescue you either 1556 02:06:37,363 --> 02:06:38,352 Fine 1557 02:06:42,067 --> 02:06:45,059 I'II stiII wait for you. - I'II stiII wait for you! 1558 02:06:55,114 --> 02:06:57,810 You Iook exquisite, and happy too 1559 02:06:59,151 --> 02:07:01,085 Hi. - What are you doing here? 1560 02:07:02,554 --> 02:07:05,751 I'm taking the evening fIight to Canada... for good 1561 02:07:07,092 --> 02:07:10,084 Before Ieaving, I wanted to teII you something about myseIf and Sameer 1562 02:07:12,598 --> 02:07:14,498 I'm not Sameer's wife 1563 02:07:14,666 --> 02:07:15,655 What...? 1564 02:07:17,102 --> 02:07:19,764 Then who is Sameer's wife? - Nobody 1565 02:07:21,106 --> 02:07:23,097 Sameer is not married 1566 02:07:48,367 --> 02:07:52,599 May I ask something? Why are you teIIing me aII this now? 1567 02:07:53,272 --> 02:07:55,263 I'm a nurse, Sonia 1568 02:07:56,008 --> 02:07:59,000 Be it a wound or a reIationship, it must never be Ieft open 1569 02:08:01,046 --> 02:08:02,877 God bIess you 1570 02:08:33,712 --> 02:08:37,705 From now on, you wiII share aII your wife's joys, sorrows and everything 1571 02:08:38,050 --> 02:08:39,847 Right? - Right, Father 1572 02:08:40,052 --> 02:08:43,783 Mr Sameer MaIhotra, do you accept Sonia as your wife? 1573 02:08:44,123 --> 02:08:45,784 Of course, Father 1574 02:08:46,458 --> 02:08:49,916 Ms Sonia, do you accept Sameer MaIhotra as your husband? 1575 02:08:50,662 --> 02:08:51,993 No, Father 1576 02:08:52,998 --> 02:08:54,192 What...? 1577 02:08:57,336 --> 02:08:59,668 Sonia, I'II be ruined. What are you saying? 1578 02:09:00,172 --> 02:09:03,608 Look Sameer, we are in the church, before God 1579 02:09:04,376 --> 02:09:06,708 At Ieast today you shouId be teIIing the truth 1580 02:09:07,279 --> 02:09:08,268 What? 1581 02:09:08,614 --> 02:09:12,778 Jesus! What accusation is this? When did I Iie to you? 1582 02:09:13,285 --> 02:09:15,549 When did you not Iie? First you said... 1583 02:09:15,754 --> 02:09:17,654 you have wife and kids 1584 02:09:17,823 --> 02:09:19,757 Then you said your wife has a boyfriend 1585 02:09:20,025 --> 02:09:23,256 You even Iied to your mother. Aren't you ashamed? 1586 02:09:23,529 --> 02:09:25,326 Sounds Iike Naina's doing! 1587 02:09:25,998 --> 02:09:28,990 She just can't digest things. Thank God I drove her out 1588 02:09:29,668 --> 02:09:32,398 Sameer, why did you teII aII those Iies? 1589 02:09:32,971 --> 02:09:37,635 To make you beIong to me, Sonia. I Iove you dearIy 1590 02:09:38,310 --> 02:09:41,746 And why did Naina stand by you in your Iies, aII the whiIe? 1591 02:09:42,481 --> 02:09:43,880 Because, she... 1592 02:09:45,484 --> 02:09:49,477 considers me her boss. She takes a fat pay packet from me 1593 02:09:50,155 --> 02:09:53,955 Besides, not every ''why'' has an answer, Sonia 1594 02:09:54,693 --> 02:09:58,288 No, Sameer. This particuIar ''why'' has an answer 1595 02:09:59,031 --> 02:10:02,432 Naina stood by you, because she dearIy Ioves you, Sameer 1596 02:10:03,135 --> 02:10:04,397 That's true 1597 02:10:05,137 --> 02:10:07,970 You must marry the person who Ioves you 1598 02:10:08,941 --> 02:10:11,501 Correct. I madIy Iove you 1599 02:10:12,311 --> 02:10:14,302 PIease marry me 1600 02:10:15,047 --> 02:10:16,309 ReaIIy? 1601 02:10:18,217 --> 02:10:20,845 Suppose, Naina and I were in a boat that were sinking... 1602 02:10:21,587 --> 02:10:23,521 who wouId you save? 1603 02:10:25,791 --> 02:10:28,419 I don't know! - I'II save the boat 1604 02:10:29,094 --> 02:10:31,790 The boat! - The boat? 1605 02:10:32,531 --> 02:10:35,523 If he saves the boat, you wiII be saved, right? 1606 02:10:36,668 --> 02:10:41,002 Stay quiet! Did I say anything? Let the boat sink 1607 02:10:41,740 --> 02:10:45,972 No, no. If you ask me about medicine, I have answers 1608 02:10:46,678 --> 02:10:52,344 But this quiz about who wiII drown, I can't answer 1609 02:10:52,684 --> 02:10:54,743 You reaIIy Iove me, don't you? - Yes 1610 02:10:55,420 --> 02:10:57,820 You want to see me happy? - Yes 1611 02:10:58,557 --> 02:11:01,720 Then ask yourseIf and teII me honestIy... 1612 02:11:03,562 --> 02:11:05,359 are you the right man for me? 1613 02:11:10,569 --> 02:11:11,968 TeII me, Sameer 1614 02:11:13,605 --> 02:11:16,165 Thank you, Sameer. For the first time today... 1615 02:11:16,608 --> 02:11:18,599 you've spoken a truth ... your siIence said it 1616 02:11:20,212 --> 02:11:22,544 Go to the airport and stop Naina 1617 02:11:22,948 --> 02:11:25,280 EIse, you wiII Iose her in this Iifetime too 1618 02:11:25,951 --> 02:11:28,920 Sonia, did you ever imagine what'd happen to you without me? 1619 02:11:29,488 --> 02:11:31,479 Whatever happens, it wiII be good 1620 02:11:32,024 --> 02:11:34,424 Sonia, I Iove you dearIy 1621 02:11:34,893 --> 02:11:37,691 PIumber, chauffeur, servant... 1622 02:11:37,896 --> 02:11:40,160 Iover... I'm wiIIing to become everything for you 1623 02:11:40,699 --> 02:11:42,633 But, on just one condition 1624 02:11:42,968 --> 02:11:46,233 If you ever faII iII and you need a doctor... 1625 02:11:46,905 --> 02:11:49,567 I won't ever take you to him! Period 1626 02:11:50,108 --> 02:11:52,838 Everything eIse is fine. PIease marry me 1627 02:11:53,512 --> 02:11:57,573 But if you ever hurt her, I'II beat you so much that... 1628 02:11:58,150 --> 02:12:00,311 no doctor wiII ever be abIe to cure you 1629 02:12:00,652 --> 02:12:03,246 Let's go. Are you waiting to see their honeymoon? Come on 1630 02:12:03,588 --> 02:12:06,989 Amazing. You refused to marry before, now girIs are running away from you 1631 02:12:07,192 --> 02:12:09,126 That reminds me... you shouId run 1632 02:12:09,795 --> 02:12:11,956 EIse, Naina wiII run away from India. C'mon 1633 02:12:12,698 --> 02:12:14,757 Go! Go! 1634 02:12:19,371 --> 02:12:22,772 Don't weep, Sonia. I hate tears 1635 02:12:25,377 --> 02:12:27,038 Did Father vanish? 1636 02:12:27,779 --> 02:12:30,145 In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the HoIy Spirit... 1637 02:12:45,997 --> 02:12:47,988 WiII you be my wife? 1638 02:12:56,007 --> 02:12:57,998 But how wiII you go aII aIone on a honeymoon? 1639 02:12:59,344 --> 02:13:01,278 You mean, I stay back, you go? - Right 1640 02:13:02,314 --> 02:13:04,680 A husband, who never Iies 1641 02:13:07,586 --> 02:13:09,213 You wiII have to find him yourseIf 1642 02:13:09,888 --> 02:13:11,879 Can't find a better nurse than Naina 1643 02:13:12,624 --> 02:13:16,355 She takes care of my cIinic, my food ... everything, Iike a good wife 1644 02:13:19,131 --> 02:13:21,122 Whose wife? What wife? 1645 02:13:22,067 --> 02:13:25,366 Mrs Naina MaIhotra. You have made a joke out of me 1646 02:13:28,807 --> 02:13:30,399 HeIIo? - HeIIo Naina? 1647 02:13:30,675 --> 02:13:32,540 Vicky, what's up? Where are you caIIing from? 1648 02:13:32,778 --> 02:13:34,837 I'm using my mouth. Just get off the pIane 1649 02:13:35,113 --> 02:13:37,240 Get off the pIane? What are you saying? 1650 02:13:37,916 --> 02:13:40,942 My sixth sense says there's something wrong with the pIane, seriousIy 1651 02:13:41,686 --> 02:13:42,675 Get off 1652 02:13:44,322 --> 02:13:46,722 I can't hear you, I'm inside the pIane. Speak IoudIy 1653 02:13:46,992 --> 02:13:49,984 Naina, I have an intuition 1654 02:13:50,262 --> 02:13:52,253 There's something wrong with that pIane 1655 02:13:52,564 --> 02:13:55,226 There's a probIem with the Ieft magwheeI 1656 02:13:55,467 --> 02:13:59,198 Vicky, there you go again! Nothing's wrong with the pIane 1657 02:13:59,471 --> 02:14:01,462 I'm inside the pIane. Stop being naughty 1658 02:14:01,773 --> 02:14:03,764 Hang up. Bye 1659 02:14:04,176 --> 02:14:05,768 Listen... 1660 02:14:06,445 --> 02:14:08,743 Did she reIent? - Don't know 1661 02:14:09,481 --> 02:14:10,971 Let's try the airport 1662 02:14:16,154 --> 02:14:17,485 What...? 1663 02:14:17,689 --> 02:14:19,122 What happened? 1664 02:14:19,391 --> 02:14:22,258 The phone. - It's nothing 1665 02:14:22,928 --> 02:14:24,190 My stupid friend said... 1666 02:14:24,930 --> 02:14:29,833 there's something wrong with the Ieft magwheeI of the pIane. He's naughty 1667 02:14:31,670 --> 02:14:33,467 Something wrong? - No, don't worry 1668 02:14:33,872 --> 02:14:37,831 He's justjoking. Besides, he's aIways 90 percent wrong 1669 02:14:38,243 --> 02:14:40,507 But he can be 10 percent right 1670 02:14:40,812 --> 02:14:42,803 Yes, anybody couId, in fact. - No! 1671 02:14:42,981 --> 02:14:45,176 I'm not fIying! No way 1672 02:14:45,283 --> 02:14:47,751 You are serious... - Something's wrong with the pIane 1673 02:14:47,953 --> 02:14:49,648 I'm Ieaving, foIks. Come with me. - What's wrong, sir? 1674 02:14:49,921 --> 02:14:51,718 Something's wrong with the Ieft magwheeI 1675 02:14:52,390 --> 02:14:53,880 But this pIane doesn't have a Ieft magwheeI 1676 02:14:54,626 --> 02:14:58,187 Gosh! There's no magwheeI at aII! Come on, foIks 1677 02:15:07,205 --> 02:15:09,730 Goodness! What...? 1678 02:15:09,975 --> 02:15:12,375 Another traffic jam in my Iove-story 1679 02:15:12,611 --> 02:15:14,875 In Mumbai, traffic jams don't give you enough time to woo girIs 1680 02:15:19,084 --> 02:15:20,881 Thapa! 1681 02:15:26,324 --> 02:15:28,884 Thapa, your feet...? - Don't touch my Iegs, doctor 1682 02:15:29,060 --> 02:15:31,221 My Iegs are fine, pIease Iet me go 1683 02:15:31,897 --> 02:15:33,694 Why? - I beg of you 1684 02:15:33,798 --> 02:15:36,494 Naina is Ieaving Mumbai. PIease take me to the airport 1685 02:15:36,668 --> 02:15:38,898 Sorry, I got to deIiver this pizza in 20 minutes 1686 02:15:39,204 --> 02:15:41,570 What's more important? Pizza? Or Love? - Pizza 1687 02:15:41,907 --> 02:15:43,738 Pieces of pizza fiII your stomach 1688 02:15:43,942 --> 02:15:46,706 And when Iove is torn apart? - It kiIIs the Iover! 1689 02:15:49,281 --> 02:15:53,911 Not another word! I have aII the roads of this city mapped 1690 02:15:54,252 --> 02:15:56,584 I wiII reach you there in 20 minutes 1691 02:15:56,922 --> 02:15:58,116 C'mon 1692 02:15:58,590 --> 02:16:01,582 Before Naina goes abroad we reach her! - Back off! 1693 02:16:01,927 --> 02:16:03,918 Hurry up, Thapa, for your scooter's sake 1694 02:16:07,933 --> 02:16:09,400 Faster! 1695 02:16:09,935 --> 02:16:12,597 Your girI's honour is at stake 1696 02:16:13,939 --> 02:16:15,429 My dear Naina... 1697 02:16:16,341 --> 02:16:17,535 Thapa's heIping me 1698 02:16:18,610 --> 02:16:21,602 PIease carry on. We have checked the aircraft. No probIem at aII 1699 02:16:21,947 --> 02:16:23,642 I toId you. - No way 1700 02:16:23,949 --> 02:16:26,543 I'm not fIying in this pIane. It doesn't have magwheeIs 1701 02:16:27,285 --> 02:16:29,446 PIease don't Iisten to him. Come on 1702 02:16:29,688 --> 02:16:32,384 PIease Iisten to him. You are responsibIe for your own Iives 1703 02:16:32,958 --> 02:16:34,949 AII the best. Bye, bye 1704 02:16:59,985 --> 02:17:01,247 There! 1705 02:17:02,420 --> 02:17:04,980 Excuse me... - One minute 1706 02:17:06,091 --> 02:17:07,319 You...? 1707 02:17:08,994 --> 02:17:11,326 Go on, teII her. You want me to teII her, eh? 1708 02:17:12,497 --> 02:17:13,987 Go on 1709 02:17:21,006 --> 02:17:23,338 PIease, we can't wait. - One minute 1710 02:17:24,909 --> 02:17:26,536 I have dropped Sonia, Naina 1711 02:17:26,711 --> 02:17:29,441 You dropped Sonia? Or has Sonia dropped you? 1712 02:17:30,015 --> 02:17:32,006 One and the same thing 1713 02:17:34,019 --> 02:17:35,350 Naina... 1714 02:17:38,023 --> 02:17:43,017 ActuaIIy, I'm used to your smiIe, your different ways 1715 02:17:43,595 --> 02:17:45,028 We can't wait 1716 02:17:46,831 --> 02:17:50,699 If you Ieave, my office, my famiIy, my Iife... 1717 02:17:51,036 --> 02:17:52,833 wiII be ruined aII in one go! 1718 02:17:53,038 --> 02:17:56,439 Are you coming or not? - Excuse me, pIease 1719 02:17:57,042 --> 02:17:58,703 Wait a moment 1720 02:17:59,110 --> 02:18:01,704 Here's what we do, Naina. I'm not your boss anymore 1721 02:18:02,647 --> 02:18:04,638 You are my queen I'm your sIave 1722 02:18:05,984 --> 02:18:07,417 You hoId my bridIe 1723 02:18:09,421 --> 02:18:13,118 I do Iie at times, but these tears are not fake 1724 02:18:15,060 --> 02:18:20,054 You mustn't torment the one you Iove 1725 02:18:21,633 --> 02:18:25,865 You are Ieaving the house, but I'II be rendered homeIess 1726 02:18:27,072 --> 02:18:29,063 This is not fair, isn't it Naina? 1727 02:18:29,274 --> 02:18:31,742 Madam pIease, Iet's go. We can't wait anymore 1728 02:18:32,077 --> 02:18:34,409 Otherwise you wiII miss the fIight. Let's go 1729 02:18:35,413 --> 02:18:37,745 Look Naina... I'm faIIing from the sky 1730 02:18:38,183 --> 02:18:40,083 You are my parachute 1731 02:18:40,618 --> 02:18:42,449 You are right, I'm wrong 1732 02:18:45,090 --> 02:18:47,684 Don't Ieave me, Naina. I'm perfect for you... 1733 02:18:47,926 --> 02:18:49,587 the way I am. - Ma'am, pIease! 1734 02:18:50,095 --> 02:18:52,427 I swear Naina, I am perfect... 1735 02:18:58,103 --> 02:19:00,094 She's gone too. - Yeah 1736 02:19:02,874 --> 02:19:04,865 Found anyone? - No 1737 02:19:05,877 --> 02:19:08,869 No one's worth it. Come, Iet's try eIsewhere 1738 02:19:09,981 --> 02:19:13,348 Naina! Stop, my dear! 1739 02:19:13,952 --> 02:19:16,887 Stop, my dear! - Stop, aunt 1740 02:19:17,889 --> 02:19:20,221 Stop! 1741 02:19:30,902 --> 02:19:33,564 Stop, Naina! - Look at them! 1742 02:19:33,905 --> 02:19:35,896 It's your mother. - Ma...? 1743 02:19:36,908 --> 02:19:40,571 Stop, my dear! - Aunt 1744 02:19:43,148 --> 02:19:44,376 ChiIdren... 1745 02:19:51,523 --> 02:19:53,388 Stop, dear! - Stop, aunt 1746 02:19:53,925 --> 02:19:57,725 What are you doing here...? - Naina, I've Iearnt everything 1747 02:19:58,263 --> 02:20:01,926 You were at the hosteI... - PIease don't Ieave us 1748 02:20:02,267 --> 02:20:03,325 PIease aunt 1749 02:20:03,535 --> 02:20:05,264 Where are you going, my dear? 1750 02:20:05,436 --> 02:20:08,928 If you want to Ieave, fine. But teII me something 1751 02:20:09,440 --> 02:20:11,670 In this faIse show of marriage... 1752 02:20:12,043 --> 02:20:17,379 didn't your heart beat even once for Sameer? 1753 02:20:18,683 --> 02:20:23,552 When he scoIded you, when he admired you, when he touched you... 1754 02:20:23,955 --> 02:20:27,948 didn't your heartstrings strum? TeII me, my chiId 1755 02:20:28,293 --> 02:20:30,284 They did, I know. - You shut up 1756 02:20:30,628 --> 02:20:31,959 What have I done? 1757 02:20:32,197 --> 02:20:35,564 My chiId, you faked it aII the whiIe when you harassed me 1758 02:20:35,967 --> 02:20:38,629 But now you are reaIIy harassing me. It'II kiII me 1759 02:20:38,970 --> 02:20:42,633 I have never hit anyone 1760 02:20:43,074 --> 02:20:45,975 Don't bIame me if I hit you now 1761 02:20:47,312 --> 02:20:48,540 My chiId... 1762 02:20:48,980 --> 02:20:52,416 Ma-ji, hit me. It's my mistake 1763 02:20:52,984 --> 02:20:55,578 Forgive me pIease. I'd never have made this mistake 1764 02:20:55,987 --> 02:20:57,784 It's aII your son's... 1765 02:20:58,690 --> 02:21:00,988 Thank you, Naina. - Not thank-you... 1766 02:21:01,326 --> 02:21:04,989 apoIogise to her. - Sorry, Naina 1767 02:21:05,396 --> 02:21:06,590 Good boy 1768 02:21:07,932 --> 02:21:09,991 Can we go home now? - Let's go 1769 02:21:13,371 --> 02:21:15,999 WeII... my Lord... - Yes? 1770 02:21:16,341 --> 02:21:18,002 Won't you come home? - Just... 1771 02:21:18,109 --> 02:21:20,100 That's it! No excuses! 1772 02:21:22,013 --> 02:21:24,277 Excuse me... is she fIying or not? 1773 02:21:25,016 --> 02:21:27,348 Why'd she fIy when she has found a nice boy to hang out with? 1774 02:21:28,353 --> 02:21:30,617 On second thoughts... can you wait for three more days? 1775 02:21:31,022 --> 02:21:33,354 She'II certainIy come back crying... guaranteed! 1776 02:21:37,028 --> 02:21:39,360 I'd rather be a doctor than an actor