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They are dangerous people.

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They will say anything to be recognized.

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Later, Latin-mouthed little girl will read some books.

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and convince themselves that they contribute to our country.

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Pray that the lie

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not seep into the basic structure of this great nation.

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Because if it happens, may God help us.

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Ladies and gentlemen, John Leguizamo!

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No ... Calm down.

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Calm down.

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Not. Calm down ...

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There are many things we have to do tonight.

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My time is very little to do.

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because I had to cancel all your education,

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and the whole way of thinking of you.

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It will not be easy because of the mess it has rooted.

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The only reason I say this is because about a year ago,

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my life runs so smoothly.

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I appear around all summer, and then go home,

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then...

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I headed for my son's room and heard her bed reads ..

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"Well, Buddy, Dad came in. Dad opened the door."

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That's where he was, jumping on the bed playing a Western style video games,

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shout like cowboys, "Shoot the bastard red!

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Shoot the guys wild. Bang! "

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I said, "Jeez, Buddy! You can not just say it, boy!"

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"But why not, Father?"

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"Because, my dear, it is we the red bastard".

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"We Latinos are mostly Indian, son".

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"No, Dad. Not".

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"Dad bastard red and nut eaters, not me.

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That's why I do not allow my father to pick me up at school again ".

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Then,

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I know that my son afflicted at school

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by one Sattu eighth-grade classmates,

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and begins in the school yard while playing "cops and robbers",

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little son of a bitch and said to my son,

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"You're eating peanuts can not be a cop.

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I would know because I am a descendant of the captain and general of the Civil War.

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So, you'd better get the hell

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so your back can shoot, bean eaters.

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Miss! "

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So, the little bastard

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a desperate call my son "Peanut Eater".

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Now, this was not supposed to happen to us,

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because he went to private schools are very expensive,

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I too have worked hard to be honored.

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Fuck you.

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How could my son to experience the same ritual race exam like?

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So, I sought advice from my wife. My wife is a Jew. So...

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He is very intolerant of intolerance.

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So, he told me to speak to the father of the little bastard.

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Now, I have stumbled accidentally met him in the area of ​​delivery.

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"Excuse me, Mr. Jackson, I did not see you standing there.

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Hey, while I met you ...

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You know, my son mocking my son. If he taunted my son with a name,

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he should at least mention the insults right,

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because "Peanut eaters" for Mexicans.

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My son is actually the Latin, Italian, Jewish, and Jews. Understand?

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Dad looked damn small, he said, "John, I'm so sorry.

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I do not know my son is your son calls "bean eaters"

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but at least he did not call "Wet Backs", is not it, John?

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What, John, what? I'm not racist, John.

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John, my family diversity donate to the program each year, John.

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I come from a long family lineage businessman philanthropist "

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"Really? Really? I come from a long lineage of people who ...

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You know, diversity? How hebatmu, Friend?

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You know me?

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You know me? "

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Damn, my friend.

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Damn, I lost myself,

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when I do not have a good reply.

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Hi, I'm from the ghetto, you know!

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My son is not. Not. My son's a shy boy who was super sweet,

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with an IQ seven points below genius.

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That's why he first borrowed his homework

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and the latter invited to go to the dance.

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That's why I feel so guilty

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because they had no reply to defend my son.

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But how can that be?

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I do not have a hero like the captain or the generals of the Civil War.

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Nobody Latin.

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Where should I learn it?

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Hello, the public school system of New York City.

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So, my friend, to help my son,

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I realized that I had to clean the root of my problems.

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Feel like second-class citizens.

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I started remembering my childhood life in advance.

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Then, I arrived in the 1970s.

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There I was, coming home from school early one day.

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That's where my mom masturbating in the bath.

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Gosh! Too far into the past! Please play forward!

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Then, I arrived in the 1980s.

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Much better. You will not understand.

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There I was, in junior IS 145.

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Hi, we were 55 children who were given the key wild by his parents, per class.

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Conditions such as Lord of the Flies,

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but with much less adult supervision.

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Then, history teacher, Mr. Flynn,

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is cruel sadistic bastard.

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She had a rear view mirror on the board.

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Hey, he needs it.

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Because when he wrote his back to us, he said, "Well, Legizmo.

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Well. Mr saw you standing there.

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Sit! Sit down before Mr. snap ass to the chair.

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Did you have breakfast this morning?

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Artificial cereal powder Kolombiamu mother's illegal?

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Well. Shut up, class. Silence.

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Open your textbook chapter of history will you recognize in life.

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Chapter 11.

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Well. Shut up, class. Silence.

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Class, what is the contribution of the Greeks to the world

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other than feta cheese? "

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Then, O, Si My Crazy Legs said, "They found anal sex".

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"No, Mr. Hernandez, ibumulah inventor.

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Now sit down and shut up ".

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Then, the class react like you, my friend, but I do not. I like this.

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"Already, Legizmo, before you soiling your pants".

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"Hi ... Mr. Flynn ... Its really want to ask, just want to ask,

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why Dad always talked about the contribution of other nations on America

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but my people?

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Because Uncle Sanny said that all the stories about us found

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by a man named Columbo's ...

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That's bullshit, you know?

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Because we conquered, my friend.

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Because, hey, it was like I found a wallet in your back pocket,

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and now your wallet is mine, is not it?

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True, is not it? "

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"Tuan Gizmo,

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you want to know what their contribution to this country?

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Drugs and violence.

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Now, you are a fool's increase ".

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"Hi ... Mr. Flynn, why you're so against me? Mr. know me? Do you know?

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Mr. know me? "

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I'm also not good at replying to the words at the time.

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Somehow you guys,

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but all my life I have always felt my history is hidden from me.

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History textbooks, movies, television, everything.

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As my mother always hid my father from our history,

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since he left us.

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My mother always said, "Son ... Mother did not want to speak ill of your father.

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No, because I ruin the moment when you know yourself ".

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So, the only thing I knew about my history

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is taught Sanny my uncle that people of Puerto Rico and deaf,

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because he is our expert in everything,

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because he was always watching PBS too loud volume.

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He always said, "Son,

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Do not say that, Goddamnit.

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You have to know about you.

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Good, boy, we got the pyramids and the calendar.

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Grandmother of the grandmother Uncle

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Is Indian princess ".

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"But, Uncle Sanny,

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the teacher did not care at all! "

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"Jeez, kid.

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Get ahold of yourself.

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Because the Latino man

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have to work

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twice as hard

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to get a half success.

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That is not...

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It's not so much information,

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but it was enough to give me a problem at school. Certainly.

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Lucky for me, my uncle taught me a time line of our Latin,

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that I want to share.

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It was the Mayans 1,000 years before Christ.

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Then, there is today.

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What is this? Pitbull era, is not it?

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Get it, do not stop

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But, hey, what's going on

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in 3,000 years of our great native civilization

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and we?

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How we became very invisible? Because if we do not see ourselves,

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represented outside of ourselves,

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we will feel very invisible.

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So, I had good reason to panic

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because as the great philosophers of the 20th century Spain, Santana, once said ...

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Not ... not Carlos. George ...

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Yang said, "What I can not remember his past, it would have to repeat it".

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So, my friend, since my son afflicted, I set a fatwa

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on the perundung it, and I do jihad intelligence.

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So now, I am a scholar village with recognition of yourself. Hello.

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So, Everything, lesson tonight is ...

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"The history of Latin For Stupid People"

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It is you.

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I'm sorry, but it's true. Understand?

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So tonight, I will only discuss the founding fathers and our empire.

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What type of topics that they remove from our history textbooks.

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So, pay attention, because you will be tested. Understand?

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Well. Let's start by looking at the DNA of Latin.

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I have done a lot of research

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to find that we Latinos are all at least 40 percent Indian.

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Indian what I mean ...

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Not the "Please take off your pants,

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so I can check rektummu ".

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We also 25 percent of blacks.

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That's right, honey.

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Because after the conquerors enslaved the Indians and they die,

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they imported black people to replace them.

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So, we obviously discolored.

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I'm sure you also.

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I'm sure I can prove it. Come on.

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I say clap your hands now

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I told stamping your feet

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I say clap your hands now

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Oh say, Ah, Girl

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Oh say, Ah, Girl

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OK. Maybe not that much.

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We also 25 percent of whites, 25 percent of Jews,

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then 25 percent of Lebanese and 40 percent of whatever.

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With 180 percent spot.

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That we Latins.

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Believe me, I know this is confusing ...

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Because our people are the nation's Latin mix.

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The reason why we mix

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is because the conquerors white Europeans came here

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in the 1500s without women.

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Then the horny bastard that it

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having sex with all the girls sweet natives.

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Then, the conqueror said, "... Gonzalo Gonzalo.

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I never thought I'd say this,

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but can we too much sex?

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Because I think I'm sick of sex.

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I guess I never want to have again.

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I reached the end of sex.

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The conquerors such as NBA players at the pool party Kardashian.

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So, that's our Latin nations into their mixed ancestry.

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Now, I'll be Bob Ross. Remember the afro-haired white man's?

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Which in the cable TV? I love the man.

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Well.

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Let the line breathing. Let it do what they do.

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Great Lakes got around here. Approximately five. I do not merisetnya,

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but New York City like a baby's penis here.

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Florida such as colon foul.

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Then, Texas as dry udder,

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but California like butt smell,

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but Mexico as big assed sexy woman.

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Very large. I like it. I could draw it all day.

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Then South America ...

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It never fit. Nobody cares.

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Now, for all other countries that called the state the "outhouse"

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No Cuba,

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Republic Dominican,

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and Haiti,

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Puerto Riko.

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Nice!

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Then, all the small islands here like a little shit.

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Then the first time we are still three million people in the Caribbean Taino,

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Inka and 33 million people in South America,

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and 30 million of the Aztecs in Mexico,

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and seven million Apache, Comanche and Navajo in daerat West,

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with a total of ...

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Seventy-three million people.

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To...

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Great eradication.

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Then, 95 percent of us disappear from the face of the Earth.

257
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Well. How much rest?

258
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,734
Sir, you seem intelligent. How many?

259
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:29,906
No, you can not answer five percent. Anyone can. It was a bad value.

260
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:37,079
Do not get three, you'll have to get out of my class. Usher ... Keep an eye on ...

261
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:38,831
Awasi.

262
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:49,967
The rest are 3.65 million Indians.

263
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:54,764
Friends, this genocide really makes me angry.

264
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,350
"Why, John?" You ask.

265
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:58,768
You ask.

266
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,811
Why, John?

267
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,438
Thanks for asking.

268
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,150
Because I always have ...

269
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,736
Anger problems, friend.

270
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:13,199
Now I know why, because hatred conquest unconscious

271
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,117
who have I brought all my life.

272
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:19,413
However, my hatred has not been entirely understandable

273
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:22,333
because of the wealth of our ancestors,

274
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:27,171
our heritage, our gold, stolen from us.

275
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:33,177
Hi, first we have tons of beautiful and graceful treasure museum type stuff,

276
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,596
until they come here ... Well, time out ...

277
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,890
It's time to historical records, Ladies.

278
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:42,186
Why do all our art called "folk art"

279
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:46,232
then all European art called "pure art",

280
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:50,027
and modern art is simply the development of our folk art.

281
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:52,697
You, sir.

282
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,868
You're trying to cheat to agree with me, do not you?

283
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,829
People who only obey. Two bad value.

284
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,208
You'd better repent.

285
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:07,128
If not, I do not have to stay up at night and teach.

286
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,715
For others of you, because I love you,

287
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,762
when the conquerors have called me "Tahi,

288
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:20,474
bitch creep "

289
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:28,399
come here, they melt all our gold masterpiece into a coin.

290
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:33,946
Hi ... It was like walking into a museum in Florence, and see the statue of David,

291
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,657
and said, "Larry ... View of the statue.

292
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:39,368
It would be nice marble kitchen table ".

293
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,959
Because King Philip of Spain

294
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stealing 500,000 tons of gold from us,

295
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,675
and silver twice as much,

296
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,970
to get rid of us as heathen savages.

297
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,473
Hi, I've got the wild here, my friend.

298
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,725
Then King Philip of Spain ...

299
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:06,854
No ... King Philip of ... No, I ... King ...

300
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,483
Ladies, I'm up here ...

301
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,574
Become a friend...

302
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:24,538
King Philip of Spain is always to our disadvantage, Friends,

303
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:27,625
always trying to prove that we are not human and inanimate,

304
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,086
in order to continue to rob us for centuries.

305
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,170
He always said ...

306
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,303
'Bring me a wild 500

307
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,806
to put it to the zoo kingdom,

308
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,725
then you will see that they are animals without a soul.

309
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:48,312
Who would have thought colonization can be fun like this? "

310
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:51,440
Oh, robbing, raping, plundering Rob, rape, rape

311
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,610
Loot, rob, rob, Raping, rape, rape

312
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,780
Put us in a cage!

313
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,658
Thankfully, it did not happen to us again, huh?

314
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:04,620
The ...

315
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,330
I...

316
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:09,333
This is the biggest theft in history.

317
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,293
I want compensation, Buster.

318
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:16,674
Because gold is not only funded the Kingdom of Spain,

319
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,300
but also the United Kingdom,

320
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:23,222
French Empire, and the Ottoman Empire in the 1600s.

321
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:27,977
While I became very excited by all of my research,

322
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,270
Of course,

323
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:32,523
That's when my wife entered the fakakta circumstances.

324
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,818
That's Yiddish for "passion killers".

325
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:41,657
"John, I've just finished the phone with Buddy history teacher. See ...

326
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:45,327
He further behind. Can you talk to him?

327
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,872
Since I've been overwhelmed help Boo ".

328
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,374
"Why can not I help Boo homework?"

329
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,878
"Well, John, you can help him in trigonometry".

330
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,674
"Well, I'll help Buddy".

331
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,052
"Thank you, John. Can you address this soon?

332
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,846
Bisakan you do not mess this up? "

333
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:07,766
"Do not worry, honey, I'll screw up as soon as possible. Understood?

334
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:13,397
I'm kidding ... No, do your part, I do not mind. I can ... Go ".

335
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,649
So, I waited my wife go,

336
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,944
then I taught my son about my project for a year,

337
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:21,238
Harassment revenge on the damn thing.

338
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:22,990
"Well, Buddy, honey, come on.

339
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,201
We practice. Ostensibly ayahlah the perundung

340
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:28,704
Father toward you. Not fear. We just pretend. Understand?

341
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:29,997
Dad said to you,

342
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:34,084
'I am a descendant of the Civil War, and so on ...' Whatever.

343
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:35,377
You're going to answer it,

344
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,297
'It does not matter, because we were here first.

345
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,509
We started America even before Columbus,

346
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:44,011
rapist pedophile murderer '.

347
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,223
Buddy, really, it will shut the mouth of the harassment. Understand, son?

348
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,308
Well? We can? Can?"

349
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:53,646
"No, Dad. We do not even discuss my history homework, Dad".

350
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:57,024
"Well, honey, Daddy's wrong ... So, what's your job?"

351
00:21:57,358 --> 00:22:02,196
"Dad, I have to work on the project on the hero role model".

352
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:07,076
"Man, make a hero of Latin. Come on, kid, come on, it's a good idea.

353
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,746
Well, guess what, we discuss this later, but you're told to go, is not it?

354
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:16,377
Good, then play like a normal child. No, son, you can. Play. Go".

355
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:20,047
I think my son will be successful in the classroom,

356
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:23,175
but he developed a presentation on Columbus Day in front of the class.

357
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,052
He just ...

358
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,763
"I know there are a lot of Latin hero,

359
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:31,433
I'm just working to get the name and the date at this time,

360
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:37,982
but I do know that Columbus was a pedophile rapist killer ",

361
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:44,446
So of course, the perundung discredit my son in the men's room, and said,

362
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,323
"Shut up, suck your project.

363
00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:48,534
Why do not you go back to your country, Tissue Dirty? "

364
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:52,830
"Oh ... Why do not you just back? We were here first, Stupid".

365
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:55,124
"Really? Prove, Front Stupid".

366
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:59,461
"Ouch! Definitely ... I just do not have the facts at this time".

367
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,339
"Of course you do not have anything,

368
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:04,592
because you're the king of nothing.

369
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,343
Come here, Raja Not Anything,

370
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:08,846
I will crown your ass. Come here. You're going to run away?

371
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:12,141
You'd better run home and committed suicide, Little Bitch ".

372
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:16,687
So, my little boy unfortunate return

373
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:17,980
and he said,

374
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,900
"Daddy, you invent all this, Dad.

375
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:25,362
I would never trust my father anymore ".

376
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:27,615
Then she ran to her room.

377
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,452
So, I put the attitude of "father" of the best,

378
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,412
went to him and said, "Buddy,

379
00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:37,458
sorry, but life will destroy you sometimes. It's like that.

380
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:41,420
You're going to have to ... I do not know, constantly changing position

381
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,339
until you feel comfortable somehow.

382
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,969
Well, it was unspoken, as my father wanted.

383
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:52,097
No ... Unfortunately, the father tried to tell you, Buddy ...

384
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,266
Buddy, I'm sorry.

385
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,769
Unfortunately, the father was trying to say to you ...

386
00:23:56,977 --> 00:24:00,814
Memastikanmu grow better father than my father did not need this natural order,

387
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:04,026
but on the road, do not let anyone bother you, son.

388
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,569
So, you're allowed

389
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:08,072
to beat up the ass and harassment. Understood?

390
00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:09,948
My son opened the door and said,

391
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:13,285
"But, Dad, Gandhi said ...

392
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,706
Gandhi said that if we retaliate eye for eye,

393
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:21,210
then the whole world will be blind, Dad. "

394
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:24,129
"Buddy, honey, Gandhi could not think straight

395
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,382
because he is always hungry ".

396
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:31,637
You see ...

397
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:35,474
My son.

398
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:39,520
My son did not understand. He does not know how the real world works.

399
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,731
I understand ... Yes. As my father once said ..

400
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,650
I wrote it because ...

401
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:48,112
He never said anything else to me, and I was afraid to forget,

402
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:50,364
It ... Let me ...

403
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:54,743
"Every man should measure himself in life.

404
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:59,456
How do we measure the value of a man?

405
00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:03,043
With his attitude when tested in the war. "So, my friend ...

406
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:07,214
I will go to war on behalf of my son,

407
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,800
and get the facts Latin war hero.

408
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:11,010
Without his knowledge,

409
00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:15,014
I get a copy of the eighth grade history textbook.

410
00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:17,891
I'm looking for a Latin hero and the contribution of the Latins.

411
00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:23,188
I sought from the beginning to the end and no one else. Nil.

412
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,566
It's hard to believe, my friend.

413
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:30,654
Not a single sentence, not a chapter yet, not so-called right one yet.

414
00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:34,241
As if we were not present during the centuries.

415
00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:36,034
Hi, I have to confess.

416
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,287
It began to fail me.

417
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:39,663
That...

418
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:46,503
until I switched to Howard Zinn's book A People's History of the United States,

419
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:52,217
which should be required reading every American child, because hi ...

420
00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:54,511
This book opens up the world for me, my friend.

421
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:57,222
Because even in the first chapter, he proved

422
00:25:57,514 --> 00:26:00,601
that our contribution is even greater than I thought.

423
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:03,896
Because we also give you tomatoes, potatoes ...

424
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,898
Chocolate. Try to live without it, Mom.

425
00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:08,901
Hammocks, canoes, chili,

426
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:13,405
tobacco, anesthesia, neurosurgery, and for the Jersey and Long Island?

427
00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:14,698
Permainan for.

428
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:19,411
Hi, Europeans not not give us anything. Not.

429
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,747
Because they give us typhoid, cholera,

430
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:25,167
malaria, measles, tuberculosis,

431
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:30,255
black plague, the common cold, diphtheria, measles, whooping cough,

432
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:35,552
leprosy, and do not forget, rats, mice and pigeons.

433
00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:41,642
Then after all the crimes they have committed against us,

434
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:46,480
we give you some of the sexiest dance world has ever seen.

435
00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:48,440
Tango.

436
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,950
Cumbia! Nice!

437
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,328
Nice!

438
00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:06,333
Cha-cha-cha.

439
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:14,758
Mambo.

440
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:24,309
Samba.

441
00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:43,412
Where was I?

442
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:48,625
Not. Mr Obviously. I know I'm dancing.

443
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,546
So, long before ...

444
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:54,798
Columbass...

445
00:27:57,759 --> 00:27:59,970
We are happy and relaxed tribe

446
00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:04,683
living in the so-called "peace a thousand years".

447
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:09,938
I know why people in the Caribbean Taino very peaceful too, because they ...

448
00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:12,482
Ding-a-ling-a-ling Hear them ring

449
00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:16,194
Tanker, tanker

450
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:18,989
"Hi, blood clots.

451
00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:22,492
Batty Boo would tell me something I did not know, huh?

452
00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:26,288
Hi, friend! Hi, my friend, you've always wondered ...

453
00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:29,750
Have you ever wondered ...

454
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:35,672
Being what is the speed of light if it is not ...

455
00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:41,845
Yes friend".

456
00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:51,647
Taino Nation is the most gentle

457
00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:54,358
ever seen by the world,

458
00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:58,487
because they also go to war with a wooden sword

459
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,739
so as not to kill their enemies.

460
00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:06,119
Come on, it was so adorable!

461
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,789
Good, time runs ... The historical record.

462
00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:13,710
Let clarification big misconception about Columbus. Understand?

463
00:29:13,794 --> 00:29:18,423
First, he never set foot in America, only here.

464
00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:23,345
Second, he was sent by the Spanish, but in fact he was Italian.

465
00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:27,140
Third, the first time he met the Taino,

466
00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:31,228
he said to them with a speech that "inimitable"

467
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:35,357
"Hey, big brown man, come here! Yes, you, come here.

468
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:38,527
Bring tobacco, cotton, and gold, then we'll give you ... 8

469
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,363
We aka give you ... Hey, excuse me.

470
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:44,282
Gudo, how we will pay snob Italian?

471
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:46,618
Yes, we'll give you all of this broken mirror,

472
00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:49,288
then raped. I mean, we had wine. Forget it.

473
00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:52,708
Who said that? Hey, forget it ... hey ...

474
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,418
Forget ".

475
00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:59,631
Columbus is Donald Trump in the New World, my friend.

476
00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:09,891
Even the old gangsters like Mike Tyson would say,

477
00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:12,978
"Say all you want about me, but it was a crazy bastard".

478
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:20,277
Because Columbus basically doing home burglary, Friend.

479
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,572
Then on top of that ...

480
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,867
He gave them syphilis.

481
00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:29,077
I had to write it.

482
00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:32,581
"Sifilis".

483
00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:42,257
Of course, I do not know the spelling.

484
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:46,595
Only those who have suffered know the spelling.

485
00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:55,604
Good, it's time additional value. Additional Nila for everyone here

486
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:59,024
who can tell me how Europeans suffer from syphilis.

487
00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,286
I'm not going to ask how you know that, sir.

488
00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:16,792
I do not want to know, but he's right. Of sheep.

489
00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:20,629
Instead of sheep, but of intercourse with the sheep.

490
00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:25,717
I like lamb too, but I know where to draw the line.

491
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:29,596
Not the people of Europe this. They said "Squishy!

492
00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:33,892
Your eyes are very beautiful, you're very soft.

493
00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:39,314
May I call you Squishy? I love you! Say my name! "

494
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,120
Well. let's go over it again.

495
00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:58,667
So, Columbus brought syphilis to the New World

496
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,753
with raping girls nine years old Taino

497
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:05,882
then enslave everyone Taino until he exterminate them.

498
00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:11,304
That, dear fools, called the Holocaust Caribbean.

499
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:15,767
That was the end of the Taino peoples and their time on Earth.

500
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:17,853
So, what do we do?

501
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:20,564
We give Kolumbus one day to celebrate

502
00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:22,399
because of the crush of people!

503
00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:23,900
What do we think?

504
00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:27,195
"Yes, let us celebrate anyone who destroys others.

505
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,113
Next week,

506
00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:31,616
why do not we make a holiday for my ex-wife a divorce lawyer? "

507
00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:44,880
Friends, I can not stop obsessing about this gentle Taino nation.

508
00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:48,258
I kept thinking it would be very appropriate for my son's history project

509
00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:51,970
and for my own son, because my son is a gentle little creatures.

510
00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,764
So, kupresentasikan to him, is not it?

511
00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:59,853
He said, "Dad, I'm sorry ... There's a girl I really liked,

512
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:03,815
but he already thinks I suck because I was dogged all the time.

513
00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:07,319
So, I can not make a project about weak people today ".

514
00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:11,364
"Buddy, for he was impressed with the fact that new dad gave".

515
00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:13,200
"Yes, Dad, that's a great idea.

516
00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:16,703
I'll tell him I'm coming from sick sheep rapist syphilis.

517
00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:22,834
Thanks, Dad, but that's why I did not tell my father these things ".

518
00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:26,338
"Come on, Buddy, kid, come on. That's not fair, son.

519
00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:29,174
You know you can talk to my dad about anything, kid.

520
00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:32,677
Well. Guess what? Dad will prove it to you ... Will father show ...

521
00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:36,765
Dad will show that you can be a hero to your girl friend. Understand, son?

522
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:41,144
Because I have a fail-proof hero exam.

523
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:46,149
Because the dictionary Dad, you only need three things to menjad hero. Understand?

524
00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,652
One. Do not be a bitch.

525
00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:56,576
Because heroes do not discriminate.

526
00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:59,996
They sacrificed their lives to help everyone,

527
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,332
regardless. Understood?

528
00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:03,416
Two.

529
00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:05,919
Do not be a shithead.

530
00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:13,051
Because hero to act when called upon to defend something,

531
00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:15,762
or kneel against something.

532
00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:22,435
Three, do not be a coward.

533
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:24,646
because the hero never retreat.

534
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:26,106
It looks like this.

535
00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:28,233
I'm a married man. So, it's been a long time.

536
00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:31,278
You know there are small on top, and then ... You know.

537
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,326
Buddy, I'm sorry, did you observe?

538
00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:39,786
What ... Are you ... Honey?

539
00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:40,704
This...

540
00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:42,372
Go here.

541
00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:47,335
And sometimes on your birthday, here.

542
00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:52,507
Understand?

543
00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:56,219
This discussion of our sex. Understand? Do not tell your mother.

544
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:03,893
Well. Let us refine all of our hero, huh?

545
00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:06,771
You are right. Forget Taino nation because it is too soft,

546
00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:10,400
but how to use the mighty Aztec warriors?

547
00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:12,902
Come on, boy, they are very tough,

548
00:35:12,986 --> 00:35:16,823
by objects penetrating their nose, and they are creating a basketball ".

549
00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:20,285
"My father, as a virgin, I can not support them

550
00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:22,787
because they would sacrifice me too ".

551
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:26,583
"What? Where did you learn that? In school?"

552
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:30,295
"No, Dad, it was not. I was watching the movie Apocalypto".

553
00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:36,051
Great ... My son learned our history from Mel Gibson.

554
00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:39,721
Gosh, how crazy it?

555
00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:44,392
So, I had to try harder and to better understand the sake of my son.

556
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:49,397
Lucky for me, I found ammunition in the book's explicit crazy.

557
00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:52,317
Spanish monks bouquets, Sahagun,

558
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:56,029
who wrote in the Aztec and could speak their language.

559
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:04,037
Well. Let me explain.

560
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,789
So, Sahagun said

561
00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:08,166
that in 1520,

562
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:12,462
Spain sent Cortes to colonize Mexico.

563
00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:16,758
At that time, Mexico called the Aztec Empire.

564
00:36:16,925 --> 00:36:20,678
Their capital city of Tenochtitlan was here.

565
00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:23,640
Be an adult.

566
00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:26,601
Now...

567
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:29,479
When the first look at the city's conqueror,

568
00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:31,523
they said it looked like a dream,

569
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:36,444
because it is so beautiful, clean, and white, and has 45 public buildings,

570
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:39,155
temples, markets, aqueducts,

571
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:43,451
The city was surrounded by a giant lake.

572
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:44,953
So, they are safe.

573
00:36:45,495 --> 00:36:48,331
So, how can we lose?

574
00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:52,043
How could we have lost total, Friend?

575
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:55,088
Eurocentric narrative that exist today

576
00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:58,425
even in a progressive book Guns, Germs, and Steel

577
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:03,388
is that the indigenous population disappeared because we were somehow inferior,

578
00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:05,390
because the Europeans suspected

579
00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:11,312
weapons, genes, intelligence agriculture, and so superior.

580
00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:12,856
Nonsense.

581
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:16,443
Nonsense, as Eduardo Galeano in Open Veins,

582
00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:19,362
which must guide every parent Latin, by the way,

583
00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:24,159
prove that the only superior which is also owned by Europeans

584
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:25,660
they are disinfected.

585
00:37:26,161 --> 00:37:30,582
Because if the European invaders attack

586
00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:35,962
before the bacteria dominate, they always lose.

587
00:37:36,045 --> 00:37:40,383
Because that Cortes did not beat the Aztecs the first time he attacked.

588
00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:42,677
Not. He had to wait a full year

589
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,054
up to two-thirds of the population of the Aztec

590
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,766
European variola died of illness.

591
00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:52,937
Another factor that kills the Aztecs

592
00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:57,609
is their famous king, Montezuma,

593
00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:59,527
very unpopular.

594
00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:03,990
So, he colluded with Putin ... I mean, Cortes.

595
00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:09,871
To set it as an ancient Aztec god, Quetzalcoatl.

596
00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:13,249
I will not even try to spell it.

597
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:16,628
Because if Moctezuma could prove that Cortes was a god,

598
00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:21,132
the Aztec people will be convinced that he was present to make a great Aztec again.

599
00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:24,636
I'm glad you know what I mean. I am happy.

600
00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:29,599
However, Moctezuma played by Cortes.

601
00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:33,311
So, we have a Spanish word for Moctezuma.

602
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,563
A wanker. Tolol.

603
00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,611
So, Moctezuma

604
00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:47,242
Cortes came and said, "Sir, you finally came to your town Mexico.

605
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:51,579
Here, sit on your throne, Quetzalcoatl.

606
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:53,873
Cortes replied,

607
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:57,210
"You called me what? Quetza what? Quetza what was it?"

608
00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:59,963
"You are certainly joking.

609
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:03,591
You are our gods on land and water, not, Quetzalcoatl?

610
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,761
Follow pretense, Idiot, everyone watched.

611
00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:08,805
"Yes, of course,

612
00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:12,100
but all my friends call me Cortes so that shorter ".

613
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,854
"All right, so shorter Cortes".

614
00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:21,693
Then, catch Cortes Moctezuma. "Shut up. We menawanmu,

615
00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:24,320
unless you tell your people to open the gates of the city,

616
00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:26,614
then maybe I let you live ".

617
00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:34,289
"Well ... You leave me no choice because you are very masculine.

618
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:42,672
We have to distract the people with a sacrifice.

619
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:46,801
Damn it, I know. Give me a knock ".

620
00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:48,928
Hurry in, Cortes Goosey

621
00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:51,347
Ignore the ugly white people toward the city gate

622
00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:54,267
One, two, I bitch prisoner

623
00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:55,184
In my own house

624
00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:57,645
Preposterous I gave him a gift, let incoming

625
00:39:57,729 --> 00:40:00,440
I got myself I told him have it

626
00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:01,941
Cortes wanted my throne

627
00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:03,610
Not going to let photo

628
00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:05,194
It was definitely disappointing people

629
00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:07,488
Sacrifices Let's give him a show

630
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:09,198
I will rescue me

631
00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:11,284
I Moctezuma, Bitch

632
00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:13,244
You're not going to seize my throne Look

633
00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:16,748
I dropped to the floor like this, this, this, this

634
00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:33,389
I'm too old for this action.

635
00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:38,311
I could tear something.

636
00:40:42,023 --> 00:40:46,653
So Cortes entered the gates of the city, the Aztecs in trouble,

637
00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:52,575
and reminded of the once said British cosmologist Stephen Hawking late.

638
00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:57,538
"This life can be tragic

639
00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:00,416
if this is not so ...

640
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:02,043
Funny.

641
00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:05,254
Ha. Ha. Ha".

642
00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:13,054
Because death is tragic Moctezuma's really funny.

643
00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:14,931
Because Cortes speared his penis,

644
00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:17,225
kill him while he slept,

645
00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:18,851
then ran.

646
00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:21,354
However, when the Aztecs know

647
00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:23,648
that the puppet king they had sold them,

648
00:41:23,731 --> 00:41:26,150
Friends, they are very angry.

649
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,701
"Only we can kill our king.

650
00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:40,206
Azteka!"

651
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:12,447
So, the Aztecs really thought that they were great dance

652
00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:14,657
will scare the conquerors.

653
00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:16,159
Sadly, it was not,

654
00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:19,829
because the conquerors respond with their cannons.

655
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:23,124
"Nothing is funnier than this damn thing. We start again".

656
00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:26,502
Then, Aztec poor

657
00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:28,671
who have never seen or heard of a cannon

658
00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:31,382
said, "Damn, home ... Damn, is it thunder?

659
00:42:31,466 --> 00:42:34,469
Gosh, I hope the rain so no one would see me wetting.

660
00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:38,848
Damn! I pee in my pants.

661
00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:41,684
This is definitely the end of the world!

662
00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:44,270
This was definitely the year 2012!

663
00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:45,980
Running save yourself!

664
00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:47,273
We're going to die! "

665
00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:51,068
Then, some of the Aztecs left

666
00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:52,612
appear as fever

667
00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:54,781
for the final battle.

668
00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:56,491
"Chipotle,

669
00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:59,494
Cholula, Flan..."

670
00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:09,295
The conquerors also said,

671
00:43:09,378 --> 00:43:10,213
Damn.

672
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,466
Gabriel, Garcia, Marquez".

673
00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:23,100
The conquerors reply with a shotgun snaps in a circle.

674
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:31,484
The people of the last Aztec was all killed.

675
00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,569
"No! Mother!"

676
00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:35,947
"Putraku".

677
00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:43,287
The Aztecs are now killing field bloody and ruined,

678
00:43:43,496 --> 00:43:48,501
the Aztecs still lost narrowly, Friends.

679
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,586
As they say in Palestine ...

680
00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:03,391
How just God could let humans do this to each other?

681
00:44:04,433 --> 00:44:06,060
That, friends of my friends,

682
00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:09,564
is the end of a great Aztec Empire.

683
00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:11,107
I know they lost.

684
00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:14,569
I also know that the destruction of the most successful

685
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:17,488
of language, culture, and religion of a nation in history,

686
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:21,075
but they fought and died so we could live.

687
00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:24,745
I think a good lesson to bequeath to my son, are not you?

688
00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:27,665
Fight until the end, is not it?

689
00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:30,459
I went to her room to pass it,

690
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,628
but my son said, "Dad ...

691
00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:36,924
Moctezuma, Dad? It was the best hero dad?

692
00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:41,095
Father, he did not even pass the exam hero for the second rule.

693
00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:42,471
He was son of a bitch, Dad,

694
00:44:42,555 --> 00:44:46,184
because he sold his people to save himself ".

695
00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:50,271
"Buddy, I'm sorry ... You missed a great lesson here, boy,

696
00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:55,735
because the Aztecs against the most deadly germ warfare in history, son.

697
00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:59,739
Imagine if everyone you know and love around you is dying ".

698
00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:04,827
"All right, Dad. Guess what, Dad? I'm going to do my own homework.

699
00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:08,581
Dad, that means alone. That means I'm away ".

700
00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:11,918
"Go? Where did Daddy go? This is my father's house".

701
00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:19,258
I ... I have to be honest to you ...

702
00:45:19,342 --> 00:45:22,553
I do not know how to be a father to this child.

703
00:45:23,012 --> 00:45:26,641
I know I need help. So, I'm in therapy.

704
00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:28,726
Yes, I'm treated.

705
00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:34,065
I know I did not seem needed it because I was confident and comfortable,

706
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:38,152
like the man you want to be stuck together in the elevator, but it did not.

707
00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:41,155
I need a lot of help,

708
00:45:41,656 --> 00:45:46,661
because before I confront the guy, I have to learn to confront myself.

709
00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:52,166
Then, therapist, dr. T., who sounded very much like Tim Gunn on Project Runway,

710
00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:54,085
said to me,

711
00:45:55,503 --> 00:46:00,716
"John, stop. You keep taking humor to avoid problems pokokmu.

712
00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:05,930
It's an ancient survival skills to help you escape from the village,

713
00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:09,016
but is now beginning to keep you ahead ".

714
00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:11,394
"I know, Doc, I know. I relapsed.

715
00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:12,478
I know, because ...

716
00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:14,605
I let my son.

717
00:46:14,689 --> 00:46:18,901
What good am I? I'm obsessed with war and heroes,

718
00:46:19,276 --> 00:46:22,321
then it seems I can not find a Latin hero to my son ".

719
00:46:22,405 --> 00:46:26,409
"John, the question is who are the heroes Latinmu?

720
00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:30,705
How do you expect to have a hero to your son if you do not have to you?

721
00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:33,916
May I make a suggestion?

722
00:46:35,418 --> 00:46:37,837
How is your father? "

723
00:46:38,379 --> 00:46:43,592
"My father, Doc? My father ... Damn. My father. Let me tell you like this, my friend.

724
00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:45,886
When perundung in school came up

725
00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:49,807
and said, 'Hey, John, I'm sure my dad can beat your dad',

726
00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:52,310
I'll say, 'Really? When?'"

727
00:46:55,604 --> 00:46:58,107
"Good, John, do not run away from it. Continue.

728
00:46:58,190 --> 00:47:02,028
Let us know your father, talk to him, men who hold her love for you,

729
00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:04,989
but instill a creative needs but depressing

730
00:47:05,072 --> 00:47:07,366
to seek the approval of the foreigners ".

731
00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:10,369
"Well, Doc. Good ...

732
00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:14,206
Dad ... I forgive you ... Over a chaotic childhood,

733
00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:17,626
but my father could not forgive me for talking about it somewhere?

734
00:47:17,710 --> 00:47:19,336
Fuck. I hate you.

735
00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:23,424
No, Doc. Not. No, friends, this joke does not work ".

736
00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:26,510
"No ... John, peeking. Trespass, John, peeking.

737
00:47:26,969 --> 00:47:32,183
John, we have reached a critical point in your houses anger depressed,

738
00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:36,771
but if we do not resolve it at this minute,

739
00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:39,482
you may not be able to function. Look at the time.

740
00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:46,322
The only time that we have today. Same time next week?

741
00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:49,533
Mr. Weinstein, I'm ready for you ".

742
00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:58,876
So, I left the therapist's office

743
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:03,589
with cases of chronic anger untreated villages.

744
00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:06,717
Then ... Time's up. Time to Urban Dictionary.

745
00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:09,220
For anyone who did not understand the sense of outrage village,

746
00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:13,849
it is when the whole world continue to say that we are worthless,

747
00:48:14,266 --> 00:48:17,353
then we fight this micro aggression every day,

748
00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:19,647
but when we begin to lose against him,

749
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:22,358
we begin to sink in ...

750
00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:26,570
In anger burned with hate yourself,

751
00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:30,199
but as a Latino man ...

752
00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:33,911
We can not be angry, because Homeland Security, INS damn,

753
00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:36,622
or the police can decide that we are a threat,

754
00:48:36,705 --> 00:48:40,918
then the next person to be shot or deported may be you or me,

755
00:48:41,710 --> 00:48:44,713
because it's the lives of Latinos in America.

756
00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:55,224
So, I do not know how to handle it ...

757
00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:58,727
So, I ran away, and drug option was to book.

758
00:48:58,811 --> 00:49:01,105
Then, I found more ammunition.

759
00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:05,359
More ammunition in this great book by Charles Mann genius,

760
00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:10,072
who wrote a very beautiful love letter to us, entitled 1491,

761
00:49:10,531 --> 00:49:11,657
in which he said,

762
00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:17,955
that in 1531, 11 years after the conquest of the Aztec,

763
00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:20,791
Cortes connect cousin

764
00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:22,084
Pizarro,

765
00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:23,711
and get on board for her

766
00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:28,466
to lead an expedition against the greatest empire on Earth.

767
00:49:28,549 --> 00:49:29,550
The Inca.

768
00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:35,055
Then, Inka nation three times larger than any empire that time.

769
00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:37,141
Larger than the Ming Dynasty,

770
00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:39,226
larger than the Russian Empire.

771
00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:42,813
Once the advance so they pioneered the concept of socialism

772
00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:44,106
before Karl Marx

773
00:49:44,565 --> 00:49:48,986
They've got a binary code which is earlier than the computer. What about it?

774
00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:53,365
Bisakan anyone here tell me what five countries in South America

775
00:49:53,449 --> 00:49:55,910
preparing the Incan Empire, for extra value. Come on.

776
00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,953
Let's start from the top ...

777
00:49:58,037 --> 00:49:59,413
Colombia.

778
00:49:59,496 --> 00:50:02,708
Ecuador. Sir, if I'm too fast, I will slow down.,

779
00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:07,671
Peru.

780
00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:12,885
Bolivia.

781
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:17,681
Then...

782
00:50:21,894 --> 00:50:22,728
Chili.

783
00:50:26,315 --> 00:50:28,150
Well. Let me put it in context.

784
00:50:28,234 --> 00:50:33,239
So, asshole Pizarro has three things in his favor. One...

785
00:50:33,656 --> 00:50:37,284
Cortes play book that explains how to get Indian allies.

786
00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:42,373
Two, germ warfare cousin

787
00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:46,460
has achieved so far from Aztec to Inka,

788
00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,462
and kill half the population,

789
00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:54,343
because the Europeans have declassify their illness as an existing condition.

790
00:50:57,846 --> 00:51:00,683
Then the third and most important,

791
00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:04,311
narcissistic nature

792
00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:09,692
of small differences.

793
00:51:13,445 --> 00:51:17,283
Then, my friend Freud had already described it beautifully, and said,

794
00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:18,367
"Ya...

795
00:51:18,450 --> 00:51:25,082
Humans are naturally jealous even to his brother or his friend,

796
00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:30,379
because people have to feel superior,

797
00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:35,884
and will look for differences in the smallest and most trivial

798
00:51:35,968 --> 00:51:40,598
to feel better than you, the fucking hell ".

799
00:51:41,849 --> 00:51:43,892
Hi, Freud understood the art, not you, my friend?

800
00:51:44,226 --> 00:51:48,647
Of course, because even if we were all the same nation,

801
00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:51,400
we still would find silly excuses smallest stupidest

802
00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:53,319
to hate each other, Friend.

803
00:51:53,861 --> 00:51:57,072
That's what happened here, my friend. That's what happened,

804
00:51:57,156 --> 00:52:02,578
because the enemies of the Incas most hated is Chanka tribe.

805
00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:05,873
Do not be confused with la Chancla.

806
00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:10,002
Therefore every kid Latin worst enemy.

807
00:52:10,878 --> 00:52:13,881
Sorry ... Chancla is Spanish for slipper.

808
00:52:14,173 --> 00:52:16,216
With a mother that beat us in childhood.

809
00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:24,475
Thus, the Sandal ...

810
00:52:26,352 --> 00:52:30,189
Tribe most hated by the Incas

811
00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:33,025
associated with Pizarro and Pizarro said to them,

812
00:52:33,108 --> 00:52:35,194
"Follow me, let's hide behind the board.

813
00:52:37,446 --> 00:52:40,324
Good, Friar, for the nation's illegal entry Inka our religion.

814
00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:43,702
If it fails, we will use a plan B ".

815
00:52:43,911 --> 00:52:47,748
The friar Valverde said, "Plan B!

816
00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:50,209
What's plan B? "

817
00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:52,795
"Spear of their penis, of course.

818
00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:56,548
Hide, Everything ".

819
00:52:56,632 --> 00:53:02,221
Thus, the monk out into the town square surrounded by 80,000 Inka.

820
00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:11,814
All muscular because life in the forest, bercawat skin.

821
00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:14,566
Very exciting.

822
00:53:15,442 --> 00:53:21,490
The friar facing Atahualpa, the Inca king, and said, "Atahualpa,

823
00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:26,453
Inca king, accept this Bible and religious move,

824
00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:31,542
because the Catholic religion to forgive, save lives, and so on.

825
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:34,461
Our Father loves children,

826
00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:37,589
spent a lot of time with them ".

827
00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:41,176
Atahualpa, the Inca king, threw the Bible.

828
00:53:41,510 --> 00:53:42,761
"Who is this son of a bitch?"

829
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:47,015
"All right. Do not worry ... Plan B ...

830
00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:49,977
Spear penis will now be as good as any other time ".

831
00:53:50,686 --> 00:53:52,438
Pizarro out of the den.

832
00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:58,986
"Serang!"

833
00:53:59,069 --> 00:54:02,072
With legions Indiannya great ally,

834
00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:05,951
they ambushed Inka nation.

835
00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:11,039
Thus, Atahualpa, king Inka nation, tried to escape by being transported on a stretcher.

836
00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:13,542
Stretcher is a kind of ancient kings carrier.

837
00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:15,711
He said, "Run, bastards, get away!

838
00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:20,215
If you do not knock me down, I swear, I'll get all the pussy

839
00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:21,508
in the next life ".

840
00:54:22,551 --> 00:54:25,179
All his servants said, "Alright!

841
00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:28,265
I need a few more hours to get in the union

842
00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:29,975
in order to get my medical insurance ".

843
00:54:31,143 --> 00:54:33,145
However, Pizarro cut their way.

844
00:54:35,647 --> 00:54:36,815
"Well, the savages.

845
00:54:36,899 --> 00:54:40,611
End your life is near. Lower your king or I cut your arm ".

846
00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:43,530
"Kiss my brown ass. I'm not going to degrade anyone".

847
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,616
Damn! He hit me!

848
00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:47,034
Do not drop the King!

849
00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,077
Attack me, Pizarro. I do not need my arm.

850
00:54:49,161 --> 00:54:51,622
Here, I kicked you. Come here, you. I kicked you! "

851
00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:56,960
"The wild, I warn you. Lower the King or I cut your feet".

852
00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:59,129
"Absolutely nothing will, bitch!

853
00:54:59,213 --> 00:55:01,006
What would you do? Shit, what ...

854
00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:02,257
Damn it, she hit me!

855
00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:05,761
Damn! Do not drop the King. Do not drop ... Attack me, Pizarro.

856
00:55:05,844 --> 00:55:07,930
Come on. I bit you. Come here! "

857
00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:14,394
"Good, savages. Last chance.

858
00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:17,481
Lower your king or I cut your head off. "

859
00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:21,610
"Which part of 'No' that do not you understand?"

860
00:55:21,693 --> 00:55:23,862
"Damn it, he hit me ...

861
00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:26,865
Do not drop the King. Damn. Dammit ".

862
00:55:34,373 --> 00:55:35,874
Hi, the Incan people

863
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,710
ready to defend, my friends.

864
00:55:38,794 --> 00:55:42,214
They will not abandon their friends even though their lives are at stake.

865
00:55:42,297 --> 00:55:44,132
That loyalty, my friend.

866
00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:47,636
According to you, why Monty Python steal it from them?

867
00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:55,018
That's how the Spaniards win.

868
00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:03,402
It really breaks my heart because this is our history,

869
00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:07,364
brown race is where the foundation of the Latins,

870
00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:11,660
with James Joyce, Dostoevsky and Proust their own,

871
00:56:11,827 --> 00:56:16,456
who live far in the past where we compose Latin mythology,

872
00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:19,751
pioneered mathematics and astronomy, excelled in sports,

873
00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:23,088
build aqueducts and pyramids which put us

874
00:56:23,171 --> 00:56:27,801
at the same level as all the other great civilizations.

875
00:56:29,052 --> 00:56:30,053
But now ...

876
00:56:30,929 --> 00:56:33,557
Now, completely destroyed.

877
00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:37,436
So, I do not know how to accept it.

878
00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:39,938
I do not know how to deal with my son with it.

879
00:56:40,772 --> 00:56:41,773
Then...

880
00:56:42,482 --> 00:56:44,902
Then, I received a text message from my wife.

881
00:56:45,527 --> 00:56:48,530
"John, meet me in the principal's office."

882
00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:49,740
"Celaka".

883
00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:53,577
So, I faced the Headmaster. It was a head teacher for you.

884
00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:58,916
He said, "John, I recently received an anonymous video

885
00:56:58,999 --> 00:57:02,628
about your son punching another student's face ".

886
00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:05,672
"I'm sorry, friend, but it was not possible, because guess what?

887
00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:08,383
Because the actual putrakulah afflicted.

888
00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:12,179
"John, this video is to show the opposite.

889
00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:18,268
I do not know what happened in the house, but your son values ​​declined recently.

890
00:57:18,352 --> 00:57:21,146
So know, he might not graduate this semester,

891
00:57:21,229 --> 00:57:22,606
but do not worry now.

892
00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:25,859
We will membahasini again after probation ".

893
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:30,906
"The trial period? What are you talking about? You're going to give my son a trial period?

894
00:57:30,989 --> 00:57:34,952
Come on, my friend, my son clearly framed. Hi, what are we talking about?

895
00:57:35,035 --> 00:57:35,869
What's this?

896
00:57:35,952 --> 00:57:40,165
Is it because the library fund perundung family? Is that what we're talking about?

897
00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:42,584
Hey, why do you like it? You do not know me?

898
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:46,797
What? You know me? Hey ... Hey, let me, my friend.

899
00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:48,590
Let me go. "

900
00:57:51,093 --> 00:57:54,304
So, I was led out of the headmaster's office.

901
00:57:55,972 --> 00:57:59,267
On the return trip embarrassing with my wife and my son, I said,

902
00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:00,560
"Honey, I'm sorry.

903
00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:05,023
Come on, I lost control. Come on, I've said I'm sorry, is not it?

904
00:58:05,107 --> 00:58:05,982
Buddy, I'm sorry,

905
00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:08,068
Unfortunately, what actually happened?

906
00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:12,948
"Dad, perundung kept shouting 'That's why nobody likes you.

907
00:58:13,031 --> 00:58:17,452
Nobody likes you because your father is the famous crazy person '.

908
00:58:17,536 --> 00:58:23,542
So, I punched him, Dad. I punched him and that's when they merekamku, Dad ".

909
00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:27,295
"Come on, Buddy. Come on, kid, you're smarter than that.

910
00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:29,715
Unfortunately, the oath I have not told him to do it ".

911
00:58:30,006 --> 00:58:33,635
"Dad, I punch like the father said.

912
00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:39,516
So what? Now, I do not pass the exam hero?

913
00:58:42,102 --> 00:58:45,522
To hell with the Father and test stupid! "

914
00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:49,943
Then, my wife like this.

915
00:58:56,950 --> 00:58:59,953
"I hope you're happy, John.

916
00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:04,458
I hope you're happy.

917
00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:09,880
Encourage the kind of behavior in my cruel.

918
00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:12,841
What's wrong with you?

919
00:59:13,425 --> 00:59:14,760
Buddy, I'm sorry,

920
00:59:14,843 --> 00:59:19,139
You do not owe an explanation to anyone about the shortcomings.

921
00:59:19,222 --> 00:59:20,056
Understand?

922
00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:22,476
Because no one is born perfect.

923
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:26,396
So, tell the perundung was that if he bothers you again,

924
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,899
he should be perfect.

925
00:59:29,191 --> 00:59:31,818
If not, tell him not to bother.

926
00:59:32,903 --> 00:59:33,737
Understand?

927
00:59:34,488 --> 00:59:37,157
All right. Let's have dinner, John, I'll see you at home. "

928
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,117
"See you at home? What? I'm coming".

929
00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:42,621
"No, Dad, do not. He just made things worse, Dad".

930
00:59:45,123 --> 00:59:46,666
So, I go back to therapy.

931
00:59:50,670 --> 00:59:54,674
"John ... Let's dig deeper into your subconscious. We'll ...

932
00:59:54,758 --> 00:59:59,179
We will do word association exercises. I will say a word or phrase,

933
00:59:59,262 --> 01:00:01,681
and say the first thing that comes to your mind ".

934
01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:02,849
"Payudara".

935
01:00:07,395 --> 01:00:11,233
"No, John, it was not. We have not yet started, John.

936
01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:16,238
How about the names themselves? We try to name themselves. We start again.

937
01:00:16,655 --> 01:00:17,656
Sukses".

938
01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:20,116
"Mark Zuckerberg".

939
01:00:20,283 --> 01:00:21,409
"Genius".

940
01:00:21,493 --> 01:00:23,787
"It was tough, my friend. It was very difficult ...

941
01:00:23,870 --> 01:00:24,871
Steve Jobs?"

942
01:00:25,163 --> 01:00:26,164
"The legend".

943
01:00:27,165 --> 01:00:28,166
"Billy Joel".

944
01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:30,710
"But, John, how about Marc Anthony?"

945
01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:32,379
"Ya".

946
01:00:35,048 --> 01:00:37,384
"John, what about the solo performers?"

947
01:00:37,467 --> 01:00:40,303
"Man, it was definitely Spalding Gray. He's the most influential".

948
01:00:40,387 --> 01:00:44,224
"John ... Do you see a pattern here, John?"

949
01:00:44,766 --> 01:00:48,270
"Alas, Doc, you're right. I was brainwashed. No, worse.

950
01:00:48,353 --> 01:00:51,565
I cultured whites. Hard to believe they affect me, my friend.

951
01:00:52,065 --> 01:00:55,318
Hard to believe they affect me in my mind's deepest,

952
01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:58,029
make sure the whites are better than me.

953
01:00:58,321 --> 01:01:01,324
Damn. Where did that shit come from? "

954
01:01:01,408 --> 01:01:04,786
"John, in addition to textbooks of history, film, television, and newspapers,

955
01:01:04,870 --> 01:01:06,079
I really do not know.

956
01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:11,334
However, John, as my client who would not be named

957
01:01:11,418 --> 01:01:13,628
because he is a political figure ...

958
01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:16,882
Just tell him to run for mayor,

959
01:01:16,965 --> 01:01:18,967
last photo is penggagalnya penis.

960
01:01:19,968 --> 01:01:24,973
He told me that there was a conference in Texas, about diversity.

961
01:01:25,056 --> 01:01:27,267
You can go there and give a view Latinmu

962
01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:28,977
and confirmation of the identity Latinmu ".

963
01:01:29,603 --> 01:01:30,770
"Thanks, Doc,

964
01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:35,275
but are not you just violated doctor-patient confidentiality, Friend?

965
01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:37,194
What did you say behind my back?

966
01:01:37,277 --> 01:01:40,280
"John, look at the time. That's all our time for today.

967
01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:42,365
Same time next week?

968
01:01:42,449 --> 01:01:45,660
No, John, there is a state of emergency next week.

969
01:01:45,744 --> 01:01:49,581
I also have to give temumu appointment next week to Anthony Weiner ".

970
01:01:53,418 --> 01:01:54,419
So...

971
01:01:56,338 --> 01:01:57,839
I left the therapist's office.

972
01:01:57,923 --> 01:02:02,552
I signed up for a conference in Texas, and bad premonition about this.

973
01:02:02,969 --> 01:02:04,804
Mostly due to be held in Texas.

974
01:02:06,181 --> 01:02:08,183
The day arrived, and I was flying alone

975
01:02:08,266 --> 01:02:09,851
so far to Dallas.

976
01:02:10,226 --> 01:02:14,230
There I was, trying to stay away from alcohol in the lounge.

977
01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:16,107
Thanks, I ask again.

978
01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:20,654
Because I never drink alcohol. No, because I'm afraid

979
01:02:20,737 --> 01:02:25,158
that all the evils village in me will overflow some day.

980
01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:28,161
You know what I mean.

981
01:02:28,536 --> 01:02:30,163
Thank you, I want a double portion.

982
01:02:32,165 --> 01:02:34,584
I was very nervous, and then they called us

983
01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:36,211
exit to the stage.

984
01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:40,048
The moderator, Texas man, direct attack.

985
01:02:40,131 --> 01:02:43,551
He said, "Sir Liquidzamo.

986
01:02:44,552 --> 01:02:50,976
I'm very interested in the special history of Latin America that you say this,

987
01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:55,522
but you ... You are outsiders and strangers.

988
01:02:55,855 --> 01:03:01,069
Your comment is a direct attack against American privilege.

989
01:03:01,236 --> 01:03:04,072
So, I ... I would have to agree

990
01:03:04,364 --> 01:03:07,909
Senator Thom Tillis of North Carolina

991
01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:10,704
when he said that Latinos and blacks

992
01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:13,623
not a traditional American nation.

993
01:03:14,958 --> 01:03:15,959
Then...

994
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,586
Alcohol affected me.

995
01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:26,803
"Special history, bastard?

996
01:03:27,846 --> 01:03:31,850
Privileges, White Racist?

997
01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:36,563
You'd better ... You'd better back off.

998
01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:42,569
with drivel akuratmu full of patriotism and xenophobia

999
01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:45,530
because you just want to satisfy one party.

1000
01:03:45,613 --> 01:03:47,824
Bitch bastard!

1001
01:03:52,579 --> 01:03:58,918
Due to the establishment of the United States can only be made possible

1002
01:03:59,002 --> 01:04:04,007
through one of the most comprehensive ethnic cleansing campaign

1003
01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:05,592
the world has ever known.

1004
01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:08,928
Did I make you see, bastard? You know me?

1005
01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,222
What? You know me? "

1006
01:04:15,477 --> 01:04:18,104
Of course, the audience did not like your Texas.

1007
01:04:19,272 --> 01:04:23,902
No ... Hey, they attacked me, my friend. They began to taunt all-out,

1008
01:04:24,402 --> 01:04:26,279
but when the story was kuulang on my son,

1009
01:04:26,362 --> 01:04:28,990
I cleverly not tell that I was ridiculed.

1010
01:04:29,491 --> 01:04:32,702
"Buddy, honey, promise me you'll never lose control

1011
01:04:32,786 --> 01:04:34,871
especially in the debate, boy.

1012
01:04:34,954 --> 01:04:40,376
Especially if you are of color, because nobody listened to contents

1013
01:04:40,460 --> 01:04:42,670
from which you were trying to say. Understand?"

1014
01:04:43,254 --> 01:04:48,093
Because I should have said with calm, patient and restrained

1015
01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:50,804
to the Texan, Mr. Moderator, is, "Mr ...

1016
01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:53,515
Sir, I'm not an outsider, sir.

1017
01:04:53,598 --> 01:04:56,017
Sir, we are not strangers. No, sir.

1018
01:04:56,101 --> 01:05:00,230
We are a network of large tribes who hang out and mingle

1019
01:05:00,605 --> 01:05:02,107
inhabit together somewhere,

1020
01:05:02,190 --> 01:05:07,404
and free to migrate to the north, center and south. Indian Caribbean and Mexico.

1021
01:05:07,487 --> 01:05:10,907
We all bleed the same.

1022
01:05:16,996 --> 01:05:17,831
The ...

1023
01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:25,130
Hi, we are very closely related, Friends, so when my DNA kuperiksakan,

1024
01:05:25,338 --> 01:05:28,174
they can not tell from a specific tribe if I was.

1025
01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:30,969
When I received my test hashish, which was written just ...

1026
01:05:31,302 --> 01:05:34,722
"Native American tribe".

1027
01:05:35,306 --> 01:05:36,141
Ya!

1028
01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:41,938
It also showed me a venereal disease in high school,

1029
01:05:42,021 --> 01:05:43,022
but that's another story.

1030
01:05:45,316 --> 01:05:47,861
What, Mom? You do not suffer from venereal disease when in high school?

1031
01:05:48,444 --> 01:05:49,863
What? You're not popular?

1032
01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:58,246
I also have not forgotten you.

1033
01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:03,168
So, when it was already November,

1034
01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:06,254
and it is Thanksgiving, and I waited for the food.

1035
01:06:06,337 --> 01:06:10,550
I waited and waited, then finally, my poor wife down, looked crazy.

1036
01:06:11,885 --> 01:06:12,844
He said, "John,

1037
01:06:12,927 --> 01:06:14,304
Buddy did not want to go down.

1038
01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:18,224
No ... Si perundung make the entire eighth grade attacked him and ...

1039
01:06:18,725 --> 01:06:20,727
I do not know what else to do ".

1040
01:06:21,561 --> 01:06:25,190
"Honey, let me talk to, maybe I better luck. Who knows, right?

1041
01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:34,240
Hi, Buddy. Hi, honey, what do you think

1042
01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:37,118
if we walk for a while? You want to say something.

1043
01:06:37,202 --> 01:06:41,164
"No, Dad. No, go. Leave me alone, Dad.

1044
01:06:41,247 --> 01:06:44,250
I wish I were dead. Leave me alone!"

1045
01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:45,919
"Dear...

1046
01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:49,672
Buddy, look, son, I know what you're experiencing. Very".

1047
01:06:50,381 --> 01:06:52,008
My daughter came over and he said,

1048
01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:57,639
"Dad, let me help. Please, let me help, Dad."

1049
01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:00,767
"Good. Please ..."

1050
01:07:04,979 --> 01:07:10,068
"Buddy, did you know that my father was ridiculed by the rest of Texas?

1051
01:07:12,737 --> 01:07:15,740
Want to see it? I have a video on Youtube.

1052
01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:21,871
Then, Buddy, you know,

1053
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:25,708
if you consider the perundung it is sandpaper,

1054
01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:30,129
of course, it will scratch and hurt, but in the end,

1055
01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:34,425
he will be useless and you will be polished.

1056
01:07:41,516 --> 01:07:42,517
Wow.

1057
01:07:43,685 --> 01:07:44,519
Wow.

1058
01:07:46,437 --> 01:07:49,440
"Hey, Buddy, honey, you know, he's not wrong, son.

1059
01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:52,694
No, he was not wrong, because you know, people ...

1060
01:07:53,152 --> 01:07:57,365
People will try to hurt us with words, because some people ...

1061
01:07:57,448 --> 01:08:00,451
Some people are not happy, and they do not like themselves.

1062
01:08:00,535 --> 01:08:04,205
They want everyone else to feel as bad as their feelings.

1063
01:08:04,539 --> 01:08:08,376
Guess what? Dad sure they do not dare to admit this to himself ".

1064
01:08:09,752 --> 01:08:10,586
"Father...

1065
01:08:11,462 --> 01:08:14,882
Father, if the father did not like myself father also sometimes? "

1066
01:08:17,510 --> 01:08:18,344
"Dear,

1067
01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:21,347
He just had the guts to admit it to you.

1068
01:08:23,182 --> 01:08:25,727
Hey, what if we came down for Thanksgiving?

1069
01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:27,687
Plenty to be thankful this year.

1070
01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:29,522
Come on, not the door to my father. Come on.

1071
01:08:29,981 --> 01:08:31,816
Come on, Buddy, not the door. Come on.

1072
01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:34,527
Come on, boy. Come on, open the door.

1073
01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:39,157
Well. Dad curious about progress in the project heroes.

1074
01:08:39,616 --> 01:08:41,034
You do not want to tell Dad?

1075
01:08:41,492 --> 01:08:43,494
What if we go to the textbooks of history,

1076
01:08:43,578 --> 01:08:45,955
then you and Dad find what Horace Greeley said?

1077
01:08:46,039 --> 01:08:48,666
Come on, boy, it can be very pleasant ".

1078
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:51,127
Well. Can someone help me?

1079
01:08:51,419 --> 01:08:53,838
For additional value. What Horace Greeley? Who?

1080
01:08:54,881 --> 01:08:55,882
That's right, ma'am.

1081
01:08:56,466 --> 01:09:01,304
That's right. Horace Greeley is a bastard

1082
01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:04,640
who said, "Go West, young man",

1083
01:09:04,891 --> 01:09:06,893
but he should not have said that,

1084
01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:10,021
because the pioneers were actually illegal aliens

1085
01:09:10,104 --> 01:09:11,939
do not stop coming here.

1086
01:09:12,023 --> 01:09:15,234
Hey, I mean white people brash. No offense.

1087
01:09:15,610 --> 01:09:17,028
The real gangsters.

1088
01:09:17,111 --> 01:09:20,740
Fraudsters, murderers, rapists, who came out of the prisons of Europe.

1089
01:09:21,032 --> 01:09:26,871
Even Alexander de Tocqueville, the French philosopher favorite in the 1800s,

1090
01:09:26,954 --> 01:09:30,958
have to talk to Congress about the pioneers of this shit.

1091
01:09:31,334 --> 01:09:33,127
He said to them,

1092
01:09:33,211 --> 01:09:37,215
"I do not know how you do it.

1093
01:09:38,841 --> 01:09:40,635
You Americans,

1094
01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:44,555
highly skilled exterminate the Indians.

1095
01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:48,267
Even the Spaniards did not semahir you.

1096
01:09:48,351 --> 01:09:51,771
You also really like to do it.

1097
01:09:51,938 --> 01:09:54,148
How did you do it? "

1098
01:09:57,110 --> 01:10:00,530
I would have to persuade my son because he opened the door, but he said,

1099
01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:05,034
"But, Dad, how stupid our Indian ancestors?

1100
01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:08,413
How could they not expect the eradication, Daddy? "

1101
01:10:08,496 --> 01:10:10,123
"Jeez, Buddy, honey,

1102
01:10:10,289 --> 01:10:13,918
because it has proved impossible in history

1103
01:10:14,001 --> 01:10:17,004
to predict the occurrence of this kind of extermination, son.

1104
01:10:17,088 --> 01:10:21,968
Because, Buddy, even those of our Cherokee

1105
01:10:22,427 --> 01:10:25,263
Andrew Jackson destroyed by damn.

1106
01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:40,528
Our seventh president proclaimed to the people of Cherokee

1107
01:10:40,778 --> 01:10:44,407
"Now listen, Chief whiny,

1108
01:10:44,824 --> 01:10:49,036
You and your children can stay in the country

1109
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:53,124
as long as you live according to our law.

1110
01:10:53,207 --> 01:10:58,463
So from now, there will be some new law

1111
01:10:58,546 --> 01:11:00,173
just for you.

1112
01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:08,222
I know, I was more like Fredrick Douglass instead of Andrew Jackson,

1113
01:11:10,641 --> 01:11:14,061
but I'd rather like Freddy than Andy at any time,

1114
01:11:18,858 --> 01:11:22,695
especially after learning that the poor tribes

1115
01:11:22,778 --> 01:11:27,992
really tried to live according to the law of the Indian Removal Act Andrew Jackson,

1116
01:11:28,075 --> 01:11:30,495
Very crazy and hypocritical, Friends,

1117
01:11:30,578 --> 01:11:37,418
because Ben Frankiin and the Founding Fathers of the Iroquois nation's constitution plagiarized

1118
01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:39,712
to create our constitution,

1119
01:11:40,004 --> 01:11:45,760
because of the freedom and independence that is guaranteed to each state.

1120
01:11:46,511 --> 01:11:50,932
Then, they did it to us again in the 1930s,

1121
01:11:51,098 --> 01:11:54,101
with "Act Repatriation"

1122
01:11:54,352 --> 01:11:58,314
where Mexican Americans are blamed for usurping pekerjaa in the Depression.

1123
01:11:58,397 --> 01:11:59,398
Sounds familiar?

1124
01:12:00,358 --> 01:12:02,568
So, President Herbert Hoover

1125
01:12:02,777 --> 01:12:09,408
"Repatriate" 500,000 Latinos. who was born here.

1126
01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:12,245
Those of us who did not go any digatung.

1127
01:12:12,537 --> 01:12:18,751
Between 1830 and 1930, we suspended 600 people.

1128
01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:24,257
Now they do it again against us, Friend,

1129
01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:26,968
with all these anti-immigration laws,

1130
01:12:27,134 --> 01:12:30,346
made us very scared stopped and profiled,

1131
01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:33,266
that we have to pretend do not speak Spanish.

1132
01:12:45,486 --> 01:12:48,489
Made us very afraid of being deported and transported away

1133
01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:50,616
so must pretend white.

1134
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:53,327
We had to pretend not to be able to dance.

1135
01:12:53,703 --> 01:12:56,914
"Officer, I'm always dancing like a frog in a blender.

1136
01:12:57,248 --> 01:12:59,250
I swear, I like Nickelback ".

1137
01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:01,586
Until they play merengue or cumbia music,

1138
01:13:01,669 --> 01:13:05,715
then we say, "Damn it, damn it. No ... crazy motherfucker.

1139
01:13:05,798 --> 01:13:07,216
No ... Damn.

1140
01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:10,177
Damn. Goddamn. Asshole. Asshole.

1141
01:13:16,017 --> 01:13:18,644
Turn off!

1142
01:13:21,147 --> 01:13:21,981
Damn.

1143
01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:52,345
It always unmasked us.

1144
01:13:53,888 --> 01:13:56,098
Each time, my friend.

1145
01:13:57,642 --> 01:13:58,476
So...

1146
01:13:59,727 --> 01:14:04,148
Andrew Jackson's Indian Removal Act issued in 1830.

1147
01:14:04,649 --> 01:14:06,859
So, a third of the Cherokees

1148
01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:10,279
dead of winter it as they go ... Together, Everyone.

1149
01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:13,741
Jalan Air Mata.

1150
01:14:15,159 --> 01:14:18,579
I know this is a human cruelty, but can you imagine

1151
01:14:18,663 --> 01:14:23,084
cultivation of guilt in children by parents who went through the Way of Tears?

1152
01:14:23,626 --> 01:14:26,253
"You want to hear about the difficulties of life, small buffalo dung?

1153
01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:32,593
Compared childhood Dad, you know how easy life ".

1154
01:14:33,594 --> 01:14:37,223
Somehow you guys, but I like to make children feel guilty, my friend.

1155
01:14:37,515 --> 01:14:40,935
Because the only remaining guarantee as parents. Children whine,

1156
01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:43,354
because they want a new iTunes album, new video games,

1157
01:14:43,854 --> 01:14:45,064
a new pair of torn jeans.

1158
01:14:45,272 --> 01:14:48,776
My daughter was reprimanded and said, "I hate my life ...

1159
01:14:48,859 --> 01:14:51,278
Why are you giving birth to the world that I hate this? "

1160
01:14:51,362 --> 01:14:54,198
"Basic brat ...

1161
01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:57,243
You do not know how easy life. When my father was young,

1162
01:14:57,326 --> 01:14:58,619
there was no Internet.

1163
01:14:58,703 --> 01:15:01,122
We do not have an iPad or Spotify.

1164
01:15:01,205 --> 01:15:03,207
Want to steal music?

1165
01:15:03,290 --> 01:15:07,920
You have to run to the record store and mengutilnya own!

1166
01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:17,555
Or, you have to wait all day untu recorded from the radio!

1167
01:15:19,265 --> 01:15:23,686
Then, the DJ usually speak of riding in the early part of the song,

1168
01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:26,605
and ruin everything!

1169
01:15:28,691 --> 01:15:33,320
Then, if you want to know the lyrics of a song ...

1170
01:15:33,863 --> 01:15:35,489
Gosh!

1171
01:15:37,158 --> 01:15:43,539
My God, my God, you have to replay, and repeated, and repeated again.

1172
01:15:44,331 --> 01:15:49,962
That's why he never knew that 'Rock the paint box'

1173
01:15:50,421 --> 01:15:51,839
in fact

1174
01:15:51,922 --> 01:15:54,759
'Rock the Casbah!"

1175
01:16:01,724 --> 01:16:04,935
As you can see, I lost my sanity.

1176
01:16:05,811 --> 01:16:08,022
Really lose my sanity.

1177
01:16:09,023 --> 01:16:13,652
I think it's because months of studying the history of our defeat,

1178
01:16:13,736 --> 01:16:16,947
so I began to suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder ancestors.

1179
01:16:17,031 --> 01:16:18,032
I do not know what it is,

1180
01:16:19,033 --> 01:16:22,495
but when I started to take it to my children, I set boundaries.

1181
01:16:23,078 --> 01:16:26,290
I stopped. Hi, I quit. Stop.

1182
01:16:26,749 --> 01:16:28,250
So, I waiting for spring break

1183
01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:30,753
to confess to my son that I gave it.

1184
01:16:31,212 --> 01:16:34,048
I went into his room and found him sitting in the dark,

1185
01:16:34,131 --> 01:16:36,050
looks lonely and sad.

1186
01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:39,553
"Hey, kid, Dad just want you to know that my father was sorry to disappoint you.

1187
01:16:39,637 --> 01:16:42,473
Dad sorry. Father trying to protect you from all of this and ...

1188
01:16:42,765 --> 01:16:44,391
Son, dad just ... "

1189
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,811
"Dad ... Do not worry.

1190
01:16:47,061 --> 01:16:48,896
Do not worry, Dad, because I realized

1191
01:16:49,230 --> 01:16:52,650
that many children in the eighth grade is just ...

1192
01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:58,697
Just never liked me, Father, but I also realized that I did not care.

1193
01:17:04,787 --> 01:17:09,959
So, Dad ... I'm going to focus on mighty project in order to graduate

1194
01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:12,294
and out of this school, but, Dad, wait ...

1195
01:17:12,378 --> 01:17:14,380
I want to make my project

1196
01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:17,883
about things that have never done anyone, Dad ".

1197
01:17:18,217 --> 01:17:19,510
"All right, Buddy. All right, darling.

1198
01:17:19,593 --> 01:17:22,012
It's our secret mission, you and Dad. Understand?"

1199
01:17:22,763 --> 01:17:25,432
Jeez, kid. Son, all right ... Buddy!

1200
01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:28,018
Dad has something he had never made any other child.

1201
01:17:28,102 --> 01:17:31,105
God, this will shake your world, because guess what?

1202
01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:32,481
It shook the world of my father.

1203
01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:38,154
When my father learned that the Latin nation has participated

1204
01:17:38,237 --> 01:17:40,865
in the Civil War, Buddy ...

1205
01:17:41,365 --> 01:17:45,202
Tell that to the damn perundung, because 20,000 Latinos fought

1206
01:17:45,286 --> 01:17:46,912
to the North and South.

1207
01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:49,415
You know, we go for the pay. That's us.

1208
01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:53,794
Good, Buddy. you are right. Forget the Civil War.

1209
01:17:54,086 --> 01:17:58,090
Dad will get you though Latin war hero was the last one for dad.

1210
01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:00,092
You want to check the record for a while.

1211
01:18:00,384 --> 01:18:02,595
It will surprise you, because you know,

1212
01:18:02,761 --> 01:18:07,683
This surprising Dad when Dad know that we Latinos have helped

1213
01:18:08,058 --> 01:18:10,811
in the American Revolution.

1214
01:18:10,895 --> 01:18:14,273
Ten thousand people unknown Latin fighting

1215
01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:17,109
of a total of 80,000 American soldiers.

1216
01:18:17,192 --> 01:18:20,571
It was one of eight people, and some of them are generals.

1217
01:18:20,654 --> 01:18:23,490
Then, the women ... Women Cuba in Virginia

1218
01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:25,326
sell their jewelry ...

1219
01:18:25,576 --> 01:18:27,661
Earrings small and large circle them

1220
01:18:29,663 --> 01:18:31,498
To feed the patriots.

1221
01:18:31,665 --> 01:18:34,877
However, Latin heroes find the best father you

1222
01:18:35,002 --> 01:18:39,423
was General Bernardo Galvez.

1223
01:18:39,506 --> 01:18:40,591
Our friend

1224
01:18:40,674 --> 01:18:44,678
donate 70,000 dollars worth of weapons to George Washington.

1225
01:18:44,887 --> 01:18:49,058
So, in between diamonds and weapons, we also fund the war.

1226
01:18:49,141 --> 01:18:53,145
So, we are also sons and daughters of the American Revolution, boy ".

1227
01:18:58,025 --> 01:19:01,236
Out of nowhere, my daughter showed up and remove the voice for his ears,

1228
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,322
and said, "Really, Dad?

1229
01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:06,408
Really?

1230
01:19:06,742 --> 01:19:11,580
About 95 percent of the father are all talking about military history.

1231
01:19:11,664 --> 01:19:14,625
Just focus entirely on him, Dad.

1232
01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:18,796
It's a myopic view of history in favor of one gender, Dad.

1233
01:19:18,879 --> 01:19:21,507
Hard to believe a father are more supportive of the sexes!

1234
01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:24,760
Hard to believe I was born on my father!

1235
01:19:29,473 --> 01:19:33,143
Then, he put his ears and voice for installing misogynist rap song.

1236
01:19:36,730 --> 01:19:38,107
"Hi, Buddy, father unconscious

1237
01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:40,526
that Dad would be partial to one gender involuntarily.

1238
01:19:40,609 --> 01:19:42,820
Man, Dad had to reexamine all of the research

1239
01:19:42,987 --> 01:19:45,072
but now from the perspective of a woman ".

1240
01:19:45,155 --> 01:19:48,993
"No, Dad. He's better off without the help of my father.

1241
01:19:50,035 --> 01:19:55,249
Then, Dad continued to give me a random hero, Dad, all this army ".

1242
01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:57,459
"Buddy, come on. Heroes random?

1243
01:19:57,543 --> 01:20:01,505
Do not you know that our history is systematically discarded from the history books?

1244
01:20:01,964 --> 01:20:05,050
How do you not know the 30,000 people we fought in World War 1,

1245
01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:09,555
and nearly 500,000 of our people sacrificed their lives in World War 2? "

1246
01:20:09,847 --> 01:20:12,850
"Dad, I do not care, because to me,

1247
01:20:12,933 --> 01:20:17,146
violence are the worst kind of communication, Dad.

1248
01:20:17,229 --> 01:20:19,523
That's why ... Look, I've got a project.

1249
01:20:19,606 --> 01:20:22,359
So, please do not intervene because I've been working on ".

1250
01:20:22,443 --> 01:20:25,863
"Well, Buddy, you do not like a warrior. He did not mind, it's not a problem,

1251
01:20:25,946 --> 01:20:29,783
because my father had a pile of secrets that have saved my father for you, son.

1252
01:20:29,867 --> 01:20:32,286
A real father is. Political leaders.

1253
01:20:32,369 --> 01:20:35,372
Simon Bolivar. George Washington his South America,

1254
01:20:35,456 --> 01:20:39,460
or how the civil rights activists such as Cesar Chavez? Hey ... Come on ...

1255
01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:42,171
Do not leave him.

1256
01:20:42,546 --> 01:20:43,964
Do not leave your father, son.

1257
01:20:44,048 --> 01:20:45,758
Know the difficulty of finding the heroes

1258
01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:48,594
the only people eating beans for their Latin. Come on ... "

1259
01:20:55,809 --> 01:20:58,437
I guess he did not want more help,

1260
01:21:00,272 --> 01:21:04,109
but now, I've got all this information stuck in my head, my friend.

1261
01:21:04,193 --> 01:21:06,695
Snagged, and starts playing again repeatedly.

1262
01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:09,573
I felt as if mad.

1263
01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:14,203
Then, I found out that one in four people in the US

1264
01:21:14,286 --> 01:21:16,705
suffer from some form of mental illness.

1265
01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:18,624
So think about your three best friends.

1266
01:21:21,085 --> 01:21:22,920
If they are healthy, then you are.

1267
01:21:29,551 --> 01:21:31,762
Well. Time to read Latin statistics.

1268
01:21:32,012 --> 01:21:35,641
We Latinos are the second oldest ethnic group in America

1269
01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:37,184
after Native Americans,

1270
01:21:37,267 --> 01:21:40,771
but at 22 percent of our high school dropout rate highest

1271
01:21:40,854 --> 01:21:42,606
among minorities in this country.

1272
01:21:42,689 --> 01:21:47,111
Then at 32 percent, we are most frequently afflicted ethnic groups in the workplace.

1273
01:21:47,194 --> 01:21:51,824
At 40 percent of the prison population because of immigration detention,

1274
01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:55,119
we are now the largest ethnic group in prisons.

1275
01:21:55,619 --> 01:21:58,247
Then, 60 percent of hate crimes were done to us.

1276
01:21:58,330 --> 01:22:00,165
So, we had a record as well.

1277
01:22:00,249 --> 01:22:06,463
We are nearly 70 million hardworking Americans contribute in this country.

1278
01:22:06,547 --> 01:22:11,468
Then, this President has declared war on us with its zero tolerance,

1279
01:22:11,552 --> 01:22:13,303
by betraying our dreamers,

1280
01:22:13,387 --> 01:22:16,223
with aggravating Mexican Americans in public,

1281
01:22:16,306 --> 01:22:22,146
then by abandoning American citizens in Puerto Rico, and let him die.

1282
01:22:22,980 --> 01:22:24,398
How dare he.

1283
01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:26,817
How dare he!

1284
01:22:27,609 --> 01:22:30,446
However, we really American. It hurts.

1285
01:22:31,405 --> 01:22:34,241
Because we are the only ethnic group that has fought

1286
01:22:34,324 --> 01:22:36,869
in every war this country.

1287
01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:38,370
We shed blood

1288
01:22:38,579 --> 01:22:43,584
for Americans in each and one at a time for war.

1289
01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:50,299
Our most cherished minority in each and one by one the war.

1290
01:22:51,550 --> 01:22:53,760
Where our contributions?

1291
01:22:54,011 --> 01:22:56,722
Where? IN where they are registered, is mentioned or respected?

1292
01:22:56,805 --> 01:23:01,226
Bisakan you imagine if all of it was restored to the history?

1293
01:23:01,602 --> 01:23:04,021
Written back into history textbooks?

1294
01:23:04,271 --> 01:23:08,275
Can you imagine how Americans would view us?

1295
01:23:09,443 --> 01:23:13,155
More importantly, can you imagine how we will see ourselves?

1296
01:23:22,789 --> 01:23:24,625
Then I fell asleep.

1297
01:23:30,380 --> 01:23:33,800
I do not know how long I slept, but it was long.

1298
01:23:34,259 --> 01:23:37,512
I could think was, "Lord, if my son will ever pass?

1299
01:23:39,181 --> 01:23:40,390
Oh, my God".

1300
01:23:49,816 --> 01:23:52,027
"Damn. What happened? What?"

1301
01:23:52,444 --> 01:23:54,404
"John, bangun...

1302
01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:59,910
It's graduation day Buddy, and John, Buddy said he had a surprise for us.

1303
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:01,995
Come on, everyone is waiting for you downstairs.

1304
01:24:02,079 --> 01:24:03,080
You make us late ".

1305
01:24:03,163 --> 01:24:06,500
"Surprise, honey? Surprise what? Why did nobody tell me?"

1306
01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:12,214
So we raced go to the auditorium for my son's graduation from junior high school.

1307
01:24:13,090 --> 01:24:14,508
It was in eighth grade for you.

1308
01:24:15,801 --> 01:24:18,011
My wife and I are very excited, my friend.

1309
01:24:18,095 --> 01:24:22,099
We are very excited because we never thought this day would come.

1310
01:24:22,349 --> 01:24:24,768
Then, I go take my seat.

1311
01:24:25,102 --> 01:24:27,104
Guess who snatched it from me?

1312
01:24:27,187 --> 01:24:29,022
The father of a bitch harassment.

1313
01:24:31,191 --> 01:24:35,320
"No, John, you can not sit down. No, because you're like a granny

1314
01:24:35,404 --> 01:24:36,989
and crying to the principal.

1315
01:24:37,072 --> 01:24:39,074
Now my son can not go to a good school.

1316
01:24:39,157 --> 01:24:41,576
Not. Thank you very much. I really appreciate it.

1317
01:24:41,785 --> 01:24:44,788
I'm happy to contribute Fund Financial Aid, as you know,

1318
01:24:44,871 --> 01:24:47,082
it has greatly to my advantage ".

1319
01:24:47,374 --> 01:24:50,794
"Excuse me, but glad to know that you gave for your own sake.

1320
01:24:50,877 --> 01:24:54,298
Just so you know, we did not ask for financial assistance.

1321
01:24:54,423 --> 01:24:57,759
While it might be because I'm Latin, you assume so if it rules?

1322
01:24:57,843 --> 01:25:00,470
No, my son in because he deserve to go,

1323
01:25:00,929 --> 01:25:03,265
not like other people's children who might benefit

1324
01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:06,977
by whites affirmative action program for white children slacker

1325
01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:10,689
demographics as it will never be under-represented, huh? "

1326
01:25:11,606 --> 01:25:13,233
"Hey do you want to go outside?

1327
01:25:14,192 --> 01:25:16,403
You want to go outside? "

1328
01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:21,366
"Look, there's nothing I want more than to beat you in the face,

1329
01:25:22,367 --> 01:25:25,704
but I will not give myself the pleasure of it

1330
01:25:25,787 --> 01:25:31,001
because as a child said Puerto Rico, Colombia, Jews, Incan, Aztec wise,

1331
01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:35,213
violence is the lowest form of communication ".

1332
01:25:43,805 --> 01:25:45,807
Then, I get a reward.

1333
01:25:46,016 --> 01:25:49,019
I'm the father I want to be owned by my son.

1334
01:25:49,895 --> 01:25:54,107
Then, istirku nudged me hard. "John, will you shut up?

1335
01:25:54,524 --> 01:25:56,151
Buddy will speak ".

1336
01:25:56,985 --> 01:26:01,406
Then at that moment, I heard them calling aloud the name of my son, and ...

1337
01:26:01,948 --> 01:26:05,786
This is the time, my friend. This is the moment that I'm afraid of my life,

1338
01:26:06,536 --> 01:26:09,748
because I can no longer accompany him there, could not help him.

1339
01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:14,044
I can not fix it, save it. I had to take it off.

1340
01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:18,924
"John, will you shut up? Not everything is about you, John".

1341
01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:21,259
"Baiklah..."

1342
01:26:22,135 --> 01:26:25,347
Then, I saw my son approached the podium and I could not believe it.

1343
01:26:25,430 --> 01:26:28,058
I can not believe it was my son. Who is this kid?

1344
01:26:28,433 --> 01:26:32,270
Who is this amazing young man who walked to the podium?

1345
01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:43,490
"Initially, when the principal asked me

1346
01:26:43,573 --> 01:26:46,993
change my hero project into this speech,

1347
01:26:47,452 --> 01:26:49,871
I'm really not ready, but ...

1348
01:26:50,122 --> 01:26:53,333
Then, something changed in the last few weeks for me,

1349
01:26:53,750 --> 01:26:59,381
because I learned from watching my father failed to heroic.

1350
01:27:02,884 --> 01:27:05,929
I learned that heroes do not have to win.

1351
01:27:06,012 --> 01:27:10,851
Heroes do not have to beat the enemy, or retaliation to be a hero.

1352
01:27:11,852 --> 01:27:15,021
I also learned that we have not actually lost,

1353
01:27:15,105 --> 01:27:20,110
because we received the worst beating in the history, but we're still here.

1354
01:27:20,652 --> 01:27:25,490
Write, find, dancing, and simply do not give up.

1355
01:27:26,616 --> 01:27:30,579
Then, because of a situation that had,

1356
01:27:30,662 --> 01:27:33,498
I had to look inside myself.

1357
01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:36,209
That's when I noticed that in some way,

1358
01:27:36,293 --> 01:27:39,129
I had a lot of heroes in me.

1359
01:27:39,212 --> 01:27:41,631
because I was Cesar Chavez.

1360
01:27:41,715 --> 01:27:45,927
I also Cesperades from the Mets, although he is always injured.

1361
01:27:49,014 --> 01:27:50,849
I also Menudo.

1362
01:27:55,228 --> 01:27:58,231
I also Sonia Sotomayor.

1363
01:28:00,108 --> 01:28:04,112
Then, I'm definitely not Ted Cruz.

1364
01:28:08,742 --> 01:28:14,164
However, the biggest thing that I learned when I failed in school this year

1365
01:28:14,247 --> 01:28:18,877
is, as I've said to me one of my classmates,

1366
01:28:19,169 --> 01:28:22,047
"You're King Not What-What".

1367
01:28:22,964 --> 01:28:28,595
However, if the Mayans find Konsel zero,

1368
01:28:28,678 --> 01:28:31,306
then "nothing" is not nothing.

1369
01:28:31,556 --> 01:28:34,392
So if they can make something out of nothing,

1370
01:28:35,143 --> 01:28:37,812
then pehlawanku is ...

1371
01:28:38,897 --> 01:28:41,733
Hero ...

1372
01:28:42,359 --> 01:28:43,360
Is...

1373
01:28:44,736 --> 01:28:45,737
Aku".

1374
01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:00,877
Thank you...

1375
01:29:10,470 --> 01:29:11,471
thanks.

1376
01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:06,902
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