1
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Hey!

2
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Hey.

3
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Someone's still in bed.

4
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Hey, babe, what if we stay in
for dinner tonight and I cook?

5
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Just the two of us?

6
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Instead of going out?

7
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Yeah, sure. Whatever you want.

8
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- Really?
- That's cool.

9
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I have chicken.

10
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I like chicken.

11
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I'm a chicken man.

12
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Hi, Mom. Oh, how are you?

13
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Mahjong?
You don't play Mahjong, do you?

14
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I gotta go.
Let me call you in a little bit.

15
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All right, I love you.

16
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All right. Bye.

17
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Rachel?

18
00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:55,528
Rachel?

19
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Rachel?

20
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Oh, my God.
Rachel?

21
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Oh...

22
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<i>...San Francisco
private jet to Georgia...</i>

23
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Hey, man, how's it going?

24
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<i>- Joshy called me.
- Is he okay?</i>

25
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Do you remember
when I put the deposit down

26
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on that house in Ojai
for his bachelor party?

27
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Well, I guess the person
that owns the house called, uh, Joshy,

28
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and they were like,
"What are you gonna do?"

29
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- Right.
- So, um... so then he called me.

30
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And was like, "What do you wanna do?"
'cause you can't get the deposit back.

31
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And he's like,
"Well... we have the house."

32
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- Are you gonna go?
- I don't know.

33
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Are you stoned?

34
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Hey!

35
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Hey, man.

36
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How are you?

37
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How are you?

38
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What?

39
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What the fuck was that?

40
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Be careful!

41
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I was saying
"How are you?" before.

42
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Yeah, yeah, I know. It just...
It obviously wasn't the best time.

43
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Yeah.

44
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Joshy!

45
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Joshy?

46
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Joshy?

47
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Dude...

48
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Don't touch it.
It's a fucking sniper rifle.

49
00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:08,220
- It's a BB gun. See?
- It's loaded.

50
00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:09,889
Goddamn right it is.

51
00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:20,900
Think about what it would have been like
as a child in 1939 or 1964

52
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to get taken by your parents
to the New York World's Fair, right?

53
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So they take you to, I don't know,
say, the Chilean Pavilion.

54
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And you're smelling
Chilean food for the first time.

55
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You've never even seen it before.

56
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You're seeing people dressed
in traditional Chilean garb...

57
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Hey, guys.

58
00:07:35,331 --> 00:07:39,043
Ari? Adam?

59
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I'm Eric.

60
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- Oh, hey, man.
- Oh, yes, dude.

61
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So funny on
the reply alls, man.

62
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- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Oh, thanks, man.

63
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I like to set
a little tone over email

64
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just to let people know
what kind of bro they're gonna get.

65
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- No, it was hilarious.
- For sure. Tone set.

66
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I don't know if Joshua
gave you any background on me,

67
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but I live with him
in the same housing complex.

68
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Lived With him.

69
00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:05,403
But that's actually what I think
this weekend's gonna be great for.

70
00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:08,864
It's, like, just cleansing the palate.
Keep it light, keep it fun.

71
00:08:08,948 --> 00:08:12,159
Yes, keeping it light,
I think, is paramount.

72
00:08:12,243 --> 00:08:14,078
You brought a bunch
of board games. Awesome.

73
00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,306
Yeah, this is kind of the big one
that I'm looking forward to.

74
00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,683
"Mecha Dungeon Crawl,"
have you seen this?

75
00:08:17,707 --> 00:08:19,250
No.

76
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It's a really big, long
complicated co-op game.

77
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That it'll take a couple hours
to go through the directions.

78
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- So it's like "Cranium"?
- No, it's not like "Cranium."

79
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It's a lot more complicated than that.

80
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More like "Apples to Apples"?

81
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No, it's not like that at all either.

82
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We got a portion of time
that will be perfect

83
00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:36,827
for, like, these games.
Like, you and Josh can do that.

84
00:08:36,851 --> 00:08:38,686
- And, like, you and I can...
- Get high?

85
00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,813
- Burn it up.
- I have a one-hitter.

86
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Actually, do you guys mind
not doing that in here?

87
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You know, I just wanna
be able to come in here

88
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and get in bed and sleep
and not have ash and detritus

89
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and paraphernalia everywhere.

90
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Okay, no detritus in this room.

91
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I'm a backpack hip-hop kid,
you know?

92
00:08:57,163 --> 00:08:59,582
- Oh, of course. Uh-huh.
- J5, Dilated Peoples,

93
00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:01,685
- like, everybody, you know?
- Yeah, I love Tribe Called Quest.

94
00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,549
- Stone's Throw.
- Yeah, Stone's Throw is cool.

95
00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,087
But I also like T Swift, you know?

96
00:09:05,171 --> 00:09:08,257
- Hey!
- Hey, Joshua!

97
00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:09,925
Hey, Eric. Oh, my God!

98
00:09:10,009 --> 00:09:11,677
Holy shit.

99
00:09:11,761 --> 00:09:14,722
Hey. Hi. I'm Katee.

100
00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:16,724
- Hey.
- Thanks for coming, dude.

101
00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:19,018
- Yeah, yeah, thanks...
- Heard so much about you.

102
00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:21,395
How are you? You okay?

103
00:09:21,479 --> 00:09:23,165
I don't know who you are.
I like hugging you, though.

104
00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:25,274
- I'm Katee.
- So, uh,

105
00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,984
are you, like,
the property manager here?

106
00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:28,736
- No.
- Of the prop... no, no.

107
00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:30,988
- No, no.
- No, I'm just... I'm Katee.

108
00:09:31,072 --> 00:09:34,366
- Yeah, Katee from Ojai.
- Katee from Ojai.

109
00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:36,577
- Friend from Ojai.
- Just met last night.

110
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Do you wanna hang out?
We're gonna get into a cypher.

111
00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:41,123
- I should probably go.
- Okay.

112
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But you have fun.
Have fun.

113
00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,462
- I'll walk you to your car.
- Oh.

114
00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:48,255
- Bye.
- I'm so glad I got to see you.

115
00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:53,928
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

116
00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:00,893
She seemed really cool, man.

117
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,895
- Who, Katee?
- Mm-hmm.

118
00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:05,981
Yeah, she was, she is.
She is very cool.

119
00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:08,359
- How did you meet her?
- I got here yesterday.

120
00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,003
- Right.
- So I was here before anyone else,

121
00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:13,364
and, I had nothing to do.

122
00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:16,408
- So I went to the bar in town.
- Uh-huh.

123
00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:18,619
And I don't know.
I just, like, was at the bar

124
00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,055
and she came up to me,
starting chatting,

125
00:10:20,079 --> 00:10:22,039
and it was, like,
super easy to talk to.

126
00:10:22,123 --> 00:10:23,958
"It was." She was
super easy to talk to.

127
00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,761
Good for you, man.
I'm really happy for you.

128
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,795
Well, look, she's cool.
She really is.

129
00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,256
I mean, we're not gonna
get married or anything, but...

130
00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:35,232
Who else are we gonna
be able to celebrate

131
00:10:35,261 --> 00:10:37,012
this sexual victory with?

132
00:10:37,096 --> 00:10:39,306
Yeah, when is everybody else coming?

133
00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:44,645
This... this is actually the crew.

134
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:47,022
Everybody else kind of flaked.

135
00:10:47,106 --> 00:10:48,333
I know it's only four of us.
Is that weird?

136
00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:49,900
No, no, it's not weird at all.

137
00:10:49,984 --> 00:10:52,736
I think...
I think a small crew is cool.

138
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,173
Yeah, we're gonna be like the Beatles.
We are like the Beatles.

139
00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:57,783
- You're like John and Paul.
- I'm Ringo 'cause I keep it light

140
00:10:57,867 --> 00:10:59,219
and I look a little bit like a possum.

141
00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:00,911
And I'm George 'cause I'm stony

142
00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:03,247
and I, you know,
can't get enough of the sun.

143
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,915
I'm, I'm George Martin.

144
00:11:04,999 --> 00:11:07,042
Yeah, the integral fifth Beatle.

145
00:11:07,126 --> 00:11:08,544
I love meeting new people.

146
00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:10,171
This guy's got fucking blow.

147
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:11,797
You're dropping squirt bombs.

148
00:11:11,881 --> 00:11:14,008
This guy won't get in the pool,
but he will.

149
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:17,094
- If it's weird, say it 'cause I know...
- It's not weird.

150
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:28,999
Hey, what are you
doing over there, man?

151
00:11:29,023 --> 00:11:30,663
I'm still trying
to get the Wi-Fi to work.

152
00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:34,028
Yeah, we're in a cabin in Ojai.
The Wi-Fi's not gonna work.

153
00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:37,114
Yeah, but, I mean, I can't
not be accessible on the Internet

154
00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:39,033
and also up here with
no cell phone reception

155
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,136
- for an entire weekend.
- Who cares? It's the weekend.

156
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,204
When I got off the 101, I called Shauna

157
00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,682
and I was like, "Okay, I'm going
where there's no reception. Love you."

158
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,334
Yeah, but I didn't
make that call to Marissa.

159
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,002
So she doesn't know that I'm here

160
00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,962
and she doesn't know
that I'm unreachable

161
00:11:52,046 --> 00:11:54,590
should she be trying to call
or email me or whatever.

162
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,355
Why doesn't Marissa know
that you're here?

163
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,887
She just, you know, decided
that she needed to be somewhere else

164
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,514
that I don't live for the time being.

165
00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:05,935
Oh, shit. I'm sorry, man.

166
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:07,329
She's just basically coming at me

167
00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:09,980
and saying, you know,
that after 10 years almost,

168
00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:12,417
that there's an entire life
that she feels like she's missing

169
00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:16,028
and that she sort of needed some space,
and I responded to that

170
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:20,241
by being what I felt was very attentive
and what she felt was clingy.

171
00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:24,703
God, I'm sorry.
It's... That's gotta be really hard.

172
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,664
- Break-ups are tough.
- It's not a break-up,

173
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:29,541
you know, at this time.

174
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,061
- Okay.
- I think that there might be

175
00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:33,087
some benefit here to having
some friends around.

176
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,940
And maybe, you know,
we're talking about it now

177
00:12:34,964 --> 00:12:36,900
and I'll talk about it with Josh
as soon as I get a chance.

178
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:42,012
I wouldn't tell Josh about it, I think,
because we're on thin ice here.

179
00:12:42,096 --> 00:12:44,390
There's only four of us.
No one showed up.

180
00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:46,785
It's just that he's hurting
and he's been going through a lot

181
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,394
and now I'm hurting, too,

182
00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:50,497
and I feel like we sort of
are going to relate to each other

183
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:52,690
in a way that I don't expect you to get.

184
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:55,901
Let's not compare
the hurt of a break-up

185
00:12:55,985 --> 00:12:59,863
or whatever it is
with what Joshy went through.

186
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:03,742
Okay, so everybody gets one
of these character cards.

187
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,744
And I'm now going
to go into the attack

188
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,830
and defending portion.
You ready?

189
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:09,873
"Attack abilities
and attacking a monster.

190
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,626
The type of symbol shows
whether it is a melee ability

191
00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:14,044
or a ranged attack ability."

192
00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:15,337
Yes. Adam, I have a question.

193
00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:16,922
Is it... okay, I can answer it

194
00:13:17,006 --> 00:13:18,233
because I think I know
what you're going to say.

195
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:19,842
- What?
- If you're wondering

196
00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:23,095
why the part on the bottom
of your figurine is an octagon

197
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:26,015
and it's standing on a hexagonal shape
that connects to the center one,

198
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,492
I promise you
we're going to get to that

199
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,077
- very, very shortly.
- Was that your question?

200
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:30,829
That was not my question.
Here's my question.

201
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,355
Should we be playing
this game right now?

202
00:13:33,439 --> 00:13:35,607
- Yeah, definitely, 100 percent.
- Yeah.

203
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,109
Can I just pose another option?

204
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:39,611
We go out tonight,
we go to this bar the Lone Angus.

205
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:42,573
I've done a bunch of research
on Yelp and Trip Advisor.

206
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:45,743
It's a fun local bar.
It's, like, divey, but not too divey.

207
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,012
Maybe the time to go to the bar

208
00:13:47,036 --> 00:13:48,388
would be, I don't know,
tomorrow afternoon

209
00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:50,682
for happy hour or something,
when, you know, it's light out

210
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:52,225
and they have the windows open
and the drinks are cheaper.

211
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,460
What's the deal with you
and the windows open at a bar?

212
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:57,338
It's just nice to get that
bar smell wafting out a little bit.

213
00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:59,131
Okay, let's say we go
to the bar tonight,

214
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:02,801
have some drinks,
mellow, nothing crazy.

215
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,512
Come back here,
wake up in the morning,

216
00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:06,972
we're sitting around the table,

217
00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:09,725
we are ready to settle in
to a full game.

218
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:10,934
Well, just to be clear,

219
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:14,521
Adam and I have been
coveting this game for quite some time.

220
00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:18,025
We even actually helped crowd fund it.
We just opened it tonight.

221
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:21,070
Right, or we could go to the bar,
and if the bar is not cool,

222
00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:23,238
then we could just
come back here and play tonight.

223
00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:26,075
I mean, how fun would that be?
Like a late-night game.

224
00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:29,661
If you're serious
about doing it tomorrow,

225
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:33,457
then, yeah, I mean, the...
It's something to consider, I guess.

226
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:35,751
So I have a lot planned.

227
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,669
We're gonna do
a little dinner tonight,

228
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:40,589
we're gonna go to the casino,
play a little cards.

229
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,466
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

230
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,718
Have a bite to eat.
We're not gonna just drink, though.

231
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:47,113
- We're gonna have a nice dinner.
- Welcome to The Lone Angus.

232
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,764
I will be your waiter.
My name is Greg.

233
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,392
- Nice to meet you, Greg.
- Right on.

234
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:54,144
So I got four tequila shots here

235
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:57,606
- and a diet coke on the rocks.
- Sweet.

236
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,209
We didn't order those
tequila shots, though,

237
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,002
- so I think we're good.
- Well, that's not what

238
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,146
the bartender is telling me.

239
00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:04,154
It's okay, though.
I mean, like, we're...

240
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:05,924
- Yeah, we'll take them.
- Right, but we didn't order them,

241
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,991
so I don't think
we should have to pay for them.

242
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,219
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa,

243
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:11,620
speaking of which,
did you guys order these drinks

244
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:12,806
that you already have at the bar?

245
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:14,224
Yes, because you weren't here, so...

246
00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:15,916
Yeah, but there's table service here.

247
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,894
Yeah, but you weren't here.
We waited for 15 minutes.

248
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,587
I was here.
I've been here since 5:00.

249
00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:22,172
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, I've been here.

250
00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:25,175
It's okay, okay.
We'll take the shots.

251
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:27,845
- ...like every asshole does.
- Oh, we're assholes now?

252
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,197
- Yeah, you're an ass...
- Eric, Eric.

253
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:30,615
Maybe you could bring me
a windshield wiper

254
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,891
because you just spit
all over my fucking face!

255
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,035
Why don't you take
that windshield wiper

256
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,019
and shove it right up your ass?!

257
00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:41,191
- Oh, what's up, man?
- Hey, man, how you doing?

258
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,360
That was great. Hi, guys.

259
00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:44,671
You should see
your faces right now.

260
00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,488
We just fucking pranked you guys.

261
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,799
That was one of
the best ones we've ever done.

262
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:49,575
You guys, this is my boy, Greg.

263
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,326
I invited him to join us
for the weekend.

264
00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:54,663
This is Josh, this is Ari, this is Adam.

265
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,331
Adam, nice to meet you. Greg.

266
00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:57,958
Ari? Greg.

267
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,711
Josh, the man of the hour. Greg.

268
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,129
Sit down, sit down, sit down.

269
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,964
Thank you guys so much for including me.

270
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:05,507
- Thank you so much.
- Definitely.

271
00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:07,217
- Not a problem.
- Thank you for...

272
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:09,720
And my boy here told me
there was a bachelor party,

273
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,513
and I was just like,
"Oh, can I come?"

274
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,056
He was like, "You got it."

275
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,933
Yeah, no, I, uh...

276
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,852
It's just that
I was gonna get married,

277
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:20,230
but I'm not anymore, so we're
kind of just salvaging the weekend,

278
00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:22,608
- and it's just for guys.
- Yeah, yeah, we're just...

279
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,318
We're treating this
like a boy's weekend.

280
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,445
I thought you said that
this is a bachelor party.

281
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:27,672
You're not even getting married?

282
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:31,033
Well, no, he's... but we're treating it
like the fun of a bachelor party,

283
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,826
but it's just a boy's weekend away.

284
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:35,496
You know what? Yeah, we're not
even really using that word.

285
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:38,540
- You guys break up?
- Essentially, I was gonna get married,

286
00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:40,768
- but now it's not gonna happen.
- I just can't stress enough

287
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,812
- that we should just move on.
- It just sort of turned into...

288
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:45,315
- Kind of like a guy's weekend.
- Live right now in the moment.

289
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:46,691
Hey, man, that's all I'm doing.
That's what all I'm about.

290
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,510
Let's just do our shots to... to nothing.

291
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:51,136
- Yeah, to nothing.
- To nothing.

292
00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,930
- To nothing is a great idea.
- To nothing.

293
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,265
- For the weekend.
- Fuck that bitch.

294
00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,559
- She doesn't deserve you.
- Again, not...

295
00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:59,144
- Yeah, maybe.
- So as I mentioned,

296
00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:01,688
I actually invited Greg
to join us for the weekend

297
00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:05,275
as we have that extra room
because this guy brings the party to 11.

298
00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,236
Yeah, thanks so much for having me.

299
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,487
Well, you know...

300
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,590
It's so gracious of you guys to include
me on this very special weekend.

301
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,759
I was thinking because
we have fewer people than we thought

302
00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:15,786
that we would kind of spread out
so no one has to share a room,

303
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,555
so we don't actually have
an extra one anymore.

304
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,666
Yeah, and, like,
since you guys are boys,

305
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,834
maybe you guys could just share a room.

306
00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:24,294
No, I can't do that.

307
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:27,047
I can't, uh, I can't
room with somebody.

308
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,716
And trust me,
none of you want to room with me

309
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,593
'cause I just got diagnosed
with sleep apnea,

310
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,012
- and I gotta wear that mask.
- Yeah, dude's like Bane.

311
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:37,558
Hello, would you like your dick sucked?

312
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:40,394
Yeah.

313
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:41,979
- Classic Bane joke.
- Terrible Bane.

314
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,540
Let's cheers it up to new beginnings.

315
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:45,065
- To new beginnings.
- Love it.

316
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,651
- To new beginnings, right?
- Oh, my shit's empty.

317
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,134
- You know, whatever.
- Hey, waiter,

318
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,338
why don't you go get another drink?

319
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,072
Fuck you!

320
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:55,093
Excuse me, I don't want
to speak to no doctor!

321
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,661
I want to speak to a pharmacist!

322
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,079
Yeah, man.

323
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,081
Oh, goodness.

324
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,791
- Oh, yeah.
- Shockingly cold.

325
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,626
Greg is a trip, huh?

326
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:07,129
Dude, Greg is the best!

327
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,006
I'm kind of a big fan of him.

328
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,132
- Yeah.
- He's so intense.

329
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:12,342
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

330
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:13,820
I'll send it to you.
What's your number?

331
00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:15,053
Please do.

332
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,263
Are you cool?

333
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,057
Yeah.

334
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:24,187
Oh, yeah. I'm great, how are you?

335
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,772
I'm good, I'm good.

336
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:28,525
I mean, I just wanna make sure
that... that you're good

337
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:32,738
with all of... with all of
how everything is going.

338
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,281
Yeah, yeah, no.

339
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,408
This is lining up to be a fun one.

340
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,910
It was just, like,
scurrying all around the floor,

341
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:41,663
and we had, like,
an English muffin we didn't want to...

342
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,391
You know, turtles are,
like, an aphrodisiac.

343
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,334
You wanted to eat the turtle?

344
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,103
In retrospect,
you could've just picked it up

345
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:50,547
by the little shell on the sides
and been completely okay.

346
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:52,090
My buddy will pick you up...

347
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:55,469
...backlogs of nonsense
that go back two years.

348
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:59,598
Right, but why is this the time
to be bringing any...

349
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,934
But wh... but it just...
It's not even relevant

350
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,478
to what we're talking about anymore.

351
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:07,648
It's not a part of what
I'm trying to discuss,

352
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,250
and to say that it's something
that I've been

353
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:12,986
willingly or intentionally
neglecting is insane.

354
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,488
I'm happy you guys are here.

355
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:17,407
- Are you kidding? Yes.
- I think we're being followed.

356
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:19,493
No. I'm sorry.

357
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:22,496
- I'm looking...
- What is happening?

358
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,164
Who are you? Are you okay?

359
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:27,042
Yeah, I'm looking for my phone.

360
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,460
- Okay.
- Oh, okay.

361
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:29,961
Did you guys see a phone?

362
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,464
- Did it have a case?
- No.

363
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,425
Caseless. I haven't seen it.

364
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:37,969
I'm sorry, this is Josh.

365
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,638
- Oh, hi, Josh.
- Oh, yeah, I'm Josh.

366
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:40,889
- I'm Jodi. Hi.
- Hey, Jodi.

367
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,641
- I'm Ari.
- Hi, Ari.

368
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:43,767
How's it going?

369
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:44,869
Oh, do you want me
to hold that for you?

370
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,019
Yes, please.
Yes, please.

371
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:47,813
- Can I hold it in my lungs?
- Yes, please.

372
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,273
You are cold.

373
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,192
- You need a...
- How can you tell?

374
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:53,777
Maybe...

375
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,573
- I'm gonna give you my sweater.
- Oh, well, thank you.

376
00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:01,451
- You're such a gentleman.
- Oh, here.

377
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:02,887
- Have two.
- Thank you. No, I don't need it.

378
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:04,538
- No, have two.
- Don't please.

379
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:07,249
Look what's happening.
Double the warmth.

380
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,918
Double gentleman attack!

381
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,920
- What?
- I'm sorry.

382
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,005
Are you guys murderers or what?

383
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:16,299
No, not at all. We are not murderers.

384
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,510
- Yeah.
- What are you doing here in Ojai?

385
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,262
Yeah, what brings you here?
Are you local?

386
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,556
I'm here for, like, a big
birthday vacation weekend.

387
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:25,183
- I'm turning 30.
- Wow, awesome!

388
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,144
- You're with friends?
- Yeah.

389
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,907
- Okay, cool.
- They're not cool right now.

390
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,939
They're real... they're real shitty.

391
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:34,985
Well, we're having sort of a weird...
Not weird, but, like, a party thing.

392
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,403
Nothing like a weird party thing.

393
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,530
I think all party things
are kind of weird.

394
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:39,613
- Hello.
- Well, hello.

395
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,991
- Hey, this is...
- Hi.

396
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,034
Did someone say "weird party thing"?

397
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:45,579
Hello, my name is Adam.

398
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:48,248
My name is Jodi.

399
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:49,666
We are all robots.

400
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:54,796
Well, I'm single now,
so, you know, um...

401
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,174
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Adam, really?

402
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,176
- What?
- Are you okay?

403
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,386
Well, I got a couple bars,
so I made a phone call.

404
00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,847
I'm sorry to drag you
into my business.

405
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,140
No, I actually am into it.

406
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:06,576
Yeah, 10 years of my life
just went down the shitter.

407
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,560
- We talked about this.
- No, man.

408
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,079
- We talked about that.
- Yeah, but everything's changed now.

409
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,646
It's all different. It sucks now.

410
00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:14,900
- Everything's worse.
- So you and Marissa, no?

411
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,223
Yeah, no, no go.
You know, 10 years right in the shitter.

412
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,112
It's fine, but, hey, on the other hand,

413
00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:22,616
Eric has found some casino near here
that he says is the best in the area.

414
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,051
Well, that sounds fun.
I would go to a casino.

415
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,160
There's a casino here?

416
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,180
Didn't expect you guys
to actually be so excited about that.

417
00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:28,872
You look so cold
and stupid, both of you.

418
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,249
Do they look like murderers, though?

419
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,376
- Yeah.
- Here, I don't need this.

420
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,545
Thank you very much.
I don't need both, yeah.

421
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:37,422
Total enthusiasm for Eric's casino idea?

422
00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:39,609
No one just kind of thought
we were gonna go home after this

423
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:42,093
and, you know, have bedtime and...

424
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:44,554
- Have bedtime?
- Hey, Adam, is this...

425
00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:46,765
Well, what do you call it
when it's time to go to bed?

426
00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:49,935
- The time I go to bed.
- Are you okay?

427
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:52,604
Yeah, I mean, you know,
of course not, but...

428
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:54,231
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry.

429
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,608
I didn't mean to come out here
and just blurt, I mean...

430
00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,461
- No, no, that's big. That's huge.
- I just got off the phone.

431
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,195
And looked over and I saw

432
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,173
Eric and what's-his-name
and you guys over here,

433
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:05,075
and I just kind of felt like
I had to say something to somebody,

434
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,743
but I shouldn't have. I...

435
00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:09,496
Well, look, if you need
to talk about it, you can.

436
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:13,972
- No, I'm good, thank you.
- Are you sure?

437
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,460
- Yes.
- I could go like that.

438
00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:17,587
That does feel warmer,
but I'm actually...

439
00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:19,214
And your arms are weirdly heavy.

440
00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:22,217
I'm a big, thick kind of oxey Jew.

441
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,886
You kind of are.
You look like someone's cousin

442
00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:28,306
or, like, a boy from camp
who was, like, my crush.

443
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,683
Oh, what camp did you go to?

444
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,059
- Really?
- Yeah.

445
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:32,978
Well, 'cause I went to camp
back East, so I...

446
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:34,896
- Me, too.
- Where?

447
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,357
- Blue Star.
- Shut up.

448
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,942
I went to Blue Star.

449
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:41,361
- You shut up now.
- No, you shut up now.

450
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:43,655
- Prove it.
- Blue Star where the Jews are.

451
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:45,782
Yeah.

452
00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,911
- Hey!
- Oh, damn it!

453
00:22:49,995 --> 00:22:51,621
Oh, snaps.

454
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:54,124
Guys, we're gonna go to the casino.
Do you wanna come?

455
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,542
- Me?
- Yeah, you should come.

456
00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,562
- Yeah, we need a Lady Luck.
- The more the merrier.

457
00:22:57,586 --> 00:22:59,713
I'll be your Lady Luck.

458
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,923
But I really wanna find my phone.

459
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,068
And I'm actually kind of feeling like
I left it in my house.

460
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:06,177
Like, I did not even
bring it here to begin with

461
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,013
'cause I'm chill and I wanna unplug.

462
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,390
Yeah, of course.
Get out of the Matrix.

463
00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:13,602
Do you think you would walk me down
just to see if it's there?

464
00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:14,996
I don't actually wanna get murdered.

465
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,646
Yeah, well, I would love to,

466
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:20,191
but Joshy's actually,
um, like, used to come up here as a kid.

467
00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:21,544
- He knows the area pretty well.
- We'll go to the casino.

468
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,778
You come meet us later, right?

469
00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:26,656
- You, too.
- No, I will gladly walk you home.

470
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,201
Did you ever hear about

471
00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:33,788
when there was a pyramid of tampons
that got set on fire

472
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,957
and then pushed down
into the middle of the lake?

473
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,417
Shut up. That was you?

474
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,377
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh, my God.

475
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,480
That thing, like,
almost burned down a couple of boats.

476
00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:45,175
And it stunk
because it was like a chemical fire!

477
00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:47,886
Like, what are the odds
that you as a child

478
00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:49,679
saw the same things
that I saw as a child?

479
00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:52,265
Actual same summers?

480
00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:54,309
No, it's crazy. Similar summers.

481
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:57,187
- Yeah. Same lake.
- Similar summers.

482
00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:59,272
<i>Tonie, Tonie, Tonie</i>

483
00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:01,399
<i>Tonie, Tonie, Tonie</i>

484
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,319
<i>T-O-N-I-E, why do you spell it
like that, baby?</i>

485
00:24:04,402 --> 00:24:05,445
Tonie!

486
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:07,447
Tonie, positive vibes,
positive energy.

487
00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:10,241
- I should be careful.
- Adam, look at this.

488
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:11,660
You got exactly what you wanted.

489
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:13,387
We're all sitting around
playing a game together.

490
00:24:13,411 --> 00:24:15,413
I wanted to play, like, a co-op game

491
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:17,749
that we could all sort of
just work together as friends.

492
00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:19,292
But we are playing together.

493
00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:22,921
We're all cooperating together
against Tonie here.

494
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:24,404
It just kind of feels to me like...

495
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:26,108
Like a little bit of
a monkey's paw at this point.

496
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,884
What does that mean, monkey's paw?

497
00:24:27,968 --> 00:24:30,845
Well, like, I wished we were all
playing a game, and now I got my wish,

498
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:33,640
but it's like the saddest,
weirdest, worst version of that

499
00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,765
because I'm just losing money
and I'm stressed out.

500
00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:38,269
So it's like if you went
to a monkey seller

501
00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:40,355
and you said,
"Hey, give me a monkey,"

502
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,315
and then he just gave you the hand?

503
00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:44,585
No, I mean, I think
you're thinking of it too literally.

504
00:24:44,609 --> 00:24:46,569
- The hand is cursed.
- Like a leprechaun.

505
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:49,072
You know, you get them,
and then they fucking...

506
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:50,800
- They're kind of shady.
- I thought they were shady

507
00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:52,259
before you caught 'em,
but once you caught 'em,

508
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:53,302
they were, like, your slave.

509
00:24:53,326 --> 00:24:55,704
Well, ta-da.

510
00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:58,623
This is actually...
This is amazing.

511
00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:00,792
- Yeah.
- You should see the place I'm staying.

512
00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:03,920
It's like a...
A turquoise dealership.

513
00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:06,965
It's like a kidnapper shack.

514
00:25:07,048 --> 00:25:08,508
Yeah, oh, very much so.

515
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:12,512
Yeah, I'm imagining like the sock
that a teenage boy uses to, like,

516
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,699
- jerk into made into, somehow, a house.
- Jerk off into?

517
00:25:14,723 --> 00:25:17,517
That is pretty... pretty accurate.

518
00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:24,315
Thanks for the, um, walk back here.

519
00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:26,484
It was very nice.

520
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,570
No, thank you. It was, um,

521
00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:32,365
so weird to meet someone
from Blue Star.

522
00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:33,658
- I know.
- It's so crazy.

523
00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:36,953
Yeah. You know me.

524
00:25:37,037 --> 00:25:40,081
I'm gonna go inside,
but I'll give you this.

525
00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:42,417
- Oh.
- 'Cause I'm not a thief

526
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,003
even though I probably seem
really rough and tough,

527
00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:47,547
I'm not a thief
and I'm not gonna steal your sweater.

528
00:25:58,183 --> 00:26:01,227
- Okay, good night.
- Good night.

529
00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:03,229
- Thank you.
- Yeah. No, thank you.

530
00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:08,443
Are you waiting there for me to get in?

531
00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:10,337
Hmm? Yeah, I don't wanna
leave till you get in.

532
00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:12,030
That's so nice.

533
00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:13,531
That's what you do.

534
00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:19,162
I...

535
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:22,665
I don't have a key.

536
00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:25,293
Sorry, I forgot.

537
00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:28,213
I smoked your weed, my fault.

538
00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:29,672
- Okay.
- I didn't think about

539
00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:30,900
- whether or not I had a key.
- Okay.

540
00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:32,258
And I feel really embarrassed.

541
00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:34,594
Like, oh, some girl I met in a bar.

542
00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:36,864
- Come on, let's go back to the bar.
- But I don't have my phone,

543
00:26:36,888 --> 00:26:39,116
- and I don't have my purse.
- We're gonna go back to the bar.

544
00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:40,809
There's a lot of things
to be embarrassed.

545
00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:46,272
<i>Drums into space...</i>

546
00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:50,985
Dude, this guy used to fucking go
to the parking lots at Dead show...

547
00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:53,696
- I fucking did, man.
- ...and fucking run drum circles.

548
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,406
Dude, I ran drum circles.

549
00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:57,826
I sold acid for, like, five minutes,

550
00:26:57,909 --> 00:26:59,536
and then I got freaked out
and I stopped.

551
00:26:59,619 --> 00:27:02,413
I saw the last Grateful Dead show.

552
00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:05,333
I saw the last one they did
at the Meadowlands.

553
00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:07,877
You were not at the last show.
I was at the last show.

554
00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:10,004
Don't try and hitch onto my thing, okay?

555
00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:11,881
- That's not cool.
- Joshua?

556
00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:14,425
Joshua, you seem kind of
down and gloomy doomy.

557
00:27:14,509 --> 00:27:16,219
- No, no.
- Are you sure?

558
00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:18,680
- Yeah, I'm good.
- 'Cause I got the solution.

559
00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:20,890
And it's more cow bell.

560
00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:23,160
- What did you do?
- It's called dramarama,

561
00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:24,811
but ours is fake and it was, like...

562
00:27:24,894 --> 00:27:28,606
It was the first day
of my period and I had a heavy flow.

563
00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,859
And I put my pad in the trash
at my friend's house,

564
00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:33,987
but then her French poodle
took the pad out of the trash

565
00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:38,324
and her hot brother saw that, like,
my pussy bleeds or whatever.

566
00:27:38,408 --> 00:27:40,827
- And it was just, like...
- It was like Penthouse letters

567
00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:43,621
- for chicks who get their period.
- What's Penthouse letters?

568
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:46,124
Oh, my God.

569
00:27:46,207 --> 00:27:47,792
Hello?

570
00:27:49,043 --> 00:27:51,629
It's super <i>Twin Peaksy,</i>

571
00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:56,217
and I fucking hope
my shitty friends took my purse.

572
00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:59,262
Well, I don't know
what you're doing now,

573
00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,031
But you can come hang out
with my shitty friends.

574
00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:03,391
Yeah, I'll hang out
with your shitty friends.

575
00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:05,327
- Like, do they suck?
- Oh, yeah, they suck so bad.

576
00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:07,187
- Cool.
- Yeah, you will hate them.

577
00:28:07,312 --> 00:28:09,373
And they're all going through
some real hardcore emotional shit.

578
00:28:09,397 --> 00:28:11,000
- Oh. [chuckles]
- So it'll be a good hang.

579
00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:12,609
How could I resist?

580
00:28:12,692 --> 00:28:15,987
You have been convicted of the crime

581
00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:19,282
of stealing a loaf of bread!

582
00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:20,658
No, no, please!

583
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:23,536
You've already burned down
my jewelry store!

584
00:28:25,997 --> 00:28:28,875
Oh, God! Holy shit!

585
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,419
Ow! God, that hurt!

586
00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:33,981
Oh, but it was so good.
It was so funny.

587
00:28:34,005 --> 00:28:36,466
Hey, it's the girl from the bar!

588
00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:38,009
- Hey!
- Jodi.

589
00:28:38,092 --> 00:28:39,469
- Hi.
- Hi, Jodi. I'm Eric.

590
00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:41,304
- Jodi?
- Hey.

591
00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:43,056
- Do you spell it J-O-D-I?
- You okay?

592
00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:45,683
Here. For that,
let me kiss you

593
00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:48,519
- like the Europeans say hello.
- Okay, okay.

594
00:28:48,603 --> 00:28:51,147
- No, I'm just gonna say hello...
- You are saying hello.

595
00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:53,233
- You are saying hello, all right?
- Oh, okay.

596
00:28:53,316 --> 00:28:55,443
- Hi, hi.
- I get it, I get it, okay.

597
00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:57,546
- You wanna smoke weed? It's right here.
- Yes, thank you.

598
00:28:57,570 --> 00:28:59,989
Very unsettling.
He's pointing a gun at me.

599
00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:01,783
- I don't want that.
- It's a BB gun!

600
00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:04,244
Oh, same thing.
It's always weird.

601
00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:06,454
Josh, we have some guests now.

602
00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:08,831
You still seem a little
boo-boo-boo-boo.

603
00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:11,292
- I'm fine.
- Here, can I make a suggestion?

604
00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:13,670
Oh, well, how are we
stepping it up, kemosabe?

605
00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:15,546
The G-rock over here
is gonna shoot me...

606
00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:18,716
- In the dick!
- Oh, yes!

607
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,177
Yes, he's gonna shoot me
in the dick hole.

608
00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:22,780
I'm gonna hold the cup
on top of my head,

609
00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:24,681
but then he's gotta shoot me

610
00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:27,767
- straight in my dinger.
- Okay, all right!

611
00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:29,050
You really want me to do that?

612
00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:30,895
And if... if the cup falls,

613
00:29:30,979 --> 00:29:32,981
then he gets to shoot me
in my bonanza hole.

614
00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:35,775
The bonanza hole?

615
00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:37,819
You know what I think
a butt hole looks like?

616
00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:40,196
Is it just... I think it looks like
a chimp victim's eye.

617
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:44,158
Joshua, could I have a little Harry
Carey play-by-play commentary, please?

618
00:29:44,242 --> 00:29:45,761
Oh, perfect.
That's great, that's great.

619
00:29:45,785 --> 00:29:50,581
Well, I was just thinking
a year ago, we were all here...

620
00:29:50,665 --> 00:29:53,793
...here with our ladies.

621
00:29:53,876 --> 00:29:58,047
You know, uh, Marissa and Shauna and...

622
00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:01,092
...Rachel.

623
00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:07,807
It's interesting that, I don't know.
I was just thinking about that.

624
00:30:09,017 --> 00:30:11,060
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- I'm sorry.

625
00:30:11,144 --> 00:30:13,313
Josh, Josh, Josh, look at me.

626
00:30:13,396 --> 00:30:15,023
It's not okay.

627
00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:18,693
It's not okay to be sad!

628
00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:20,320
You understand?

629
00:30:20,403 --> 00:30:23,698
You are meant to be happy.
That is who you are.

630
00:30:23,781 --> 00:30:26,743
This sad person, that is something

631
00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:29,412
that you think that you are,
but you're not that!

632
00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:34,125
If you were meant to be sad,
being sad would feel good.

633
00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:36,711
But it doesn't, does it?
What feels good?

634
00:30:36,794 --> 00:30:38,338
Being happy!

635
00:30:38,421 --> 00:30:41,883
And you should feel good, so be happy!

636
00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:43,760
Be who you are.

637
00:30:46,304 --> 00:30:48,306
- Sorry. I...
- No, no, no, no.

638
00:30:48,389 --> 00:30:49,766
- I didn't mean to...
- No, no, no.

639
00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:54,187
Look, you're not allowed to apologize

640
00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:56,647
the rest of the time that I'm here.

641
00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:03,196
Thank you for that, Greg.

642
00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:04,614
Yes, Greg! Good pep talk!

643
00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:07,575
How about, Joshua,
that we create some new memories?

644
00:31:07,658 --> 00:31:08,993
- What do you mean?
- Joshua,

645
00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:11,037
I'm about to get shot
in my dick hole for you.

646
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,206
So please just give me
a little commentary.

647
00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:15,958
- Do Harry Carey.
- Greg,

648
00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:19,754
now lining up his... his rifle.

649
00:31:19,837 --> 00:31:23,383
He's got it lined up
to shoot Eric in the penis.

650
00:31:23,466 --> 00:31:25,676
If the red cup falls,

651
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,638
Eric's gotta get shot
in the bonanza hole.

652
00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:33,059
Right where the chimp victim's eye is.

653
00:31:33,142 --> 00:31:35,520
That's beautiful! Oh, my God!

654
00:31:41,776 --> 00:31:45,863
Oh, my God! It didn't go in my D-hole,
but it clipped my yam sack!

655
00:31:45,947 --> 00:31:47,281
Oh, my God, you clipped his sack!

656
00:31:47,365 --> 00:31:49,033
A fucking bet is a bet.

657
00:31:49,117 --> 00:31:50,701
The cup fell,

658
00:31:50,785 --> 00:31:52,388
So it looks like
you're gonna be shooting me

659
00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:55,665
- right in my fucking bonanza.
- No, no, no!

660
00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:57,542
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

661
00:31:57,625 --> 00:32:00,044
- Rules are rules.
- You know, maybe...

662
00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:03,089
I mean, do you
really wanna be shot in the bonanza?

663
00:32:03,172 --> 00:32:06,134
Maybe we could do something
that everyone is involved with.

664
00:32:06,217 --> 00:32:08,070
Like, you know,
with six of us, we could just get

665
00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:10,054
a short campaign going
of Mecha Dungeon Crawl.

666
00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:14,475
Mecca? Mecca Dungeon Cr...
Like, this is Islamic?

667
00:32:14,559 --> 00:32:18,146
- No, it's, like, mechanical.
- It's a very complicated board game.

668
00:32:18,229 --> 00:32:19,331
We could just play through it quickly

669
00:32:19,355 --> 00:32:21,250
and with so many people,
it would go pretty fast.

670
00:32:21,274 --> 00:32:22,442
I think that it's bad for me

671
00:32:22,567 --> 00:32:24,447
to play a game that's
very complicated right now

672
00:32:24,485 --> 00:32:27,280
because I smoked tons of...
Ripped so much.

673
00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:30,366
I had a bong and I feel like
it's not my preference to play a game.

674
00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:34,078
And I'm not gonna be able
to get there with you.

675
00:32:34,162 --> 00:32:36,330
We could play the very,
very complicated game

676
00:32:36,414 --> 00:32:38,166
that could last six to seven hours

677
00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:41,210
with a couple of strangers
who are all fucked up on pot,

678
00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:44,630
or we could go into the hot tub.

679
00:32:44,714 --> 00:32:45,965
I'll go in the hot tub!

680
00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:47,967
The lady wants the hot tub.

681
00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:49,611
- Hot tub.
- The gentleman wants a hot tub.

682
00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:52,013
- Joshy?
- Yeah, well...

683
00:32:52,096 --> 00:32:54,432
Great. Hot tub time.
Here, I'll just take this from you.

684
00:32:54,515 --> 00:32:56,392
Yeah, take it. I don't want it.

685
00:32:56,476 --> 00:32:59,437
- All right, man.
- We're ready for bubbles.

686
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,106
- Oh! Okay.
- Gee, man.

687
00:33:02,190 --> 00:33:03,191
Oh, my God.

688
00:33:03,274 --> 00:33:04,501
There's a slight problem
with the hot tub.

689
00:33:04,525 --> 00:33:06,360
It is not currently hot.

690
00:33:06,444 --> 00:33:08,905
- Oh.
- There's steam coming out of it.

691
00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:11,008
Well, that's just because
the water is warmer than the air.

692
00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:13,117
All right, well,
let's fucking party inside.

693
00:33:13,201 --> 00:33:16,537
Not so fast. Got a satellite view
of the entire neighborhood here.

694
00:33:16,621 --> 00:33:18,498
Found the appropriate
neighbors' hot tubs,

695
00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:21,209
and I think I found our spot right here.

696
00:33:21,292 --> 00:33:23,002
Are you talking about to sneak in?

697
00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:24,521
Yes, we're gonna do a little sneaking.

698
00:33:24,545 --> 00:33:26,297
And we're gonna do a little dip,

699
00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,233
- then we'll do a little dash.
- And it's perfect too.

700
00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:30,110
It's perfect 'cause
there's none of those security stickers

701
00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:33,054
on any of the gates,
so we'll get in fine.

702
00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:35,223
- Oh, ho!
- I say let's do it, man.

703
00:33:35,306 --> 00:33:37,558
Ojai is communal hot tubs.
My hot tub is your hot tub.

704
00:33:39,018 --> 00:33:40,645
To the hot tub!

705
00:33:40,728 --> 00:33:43,481
Oh, okay, we're going right now.

706
00:34:09,257 --> 00:34:12,093
- Adam, don't you wanna come in?
- No, it's not my thing.

707
00:34:12,176 --> 00:34:14,053
You just snuck in to sit here?

708
00:34:14,136 --> 00:34:16,264
Yeah, well,
I wanna be around people to hang out.

709
00:34:16,347 --> 00:34:18,408
But, you know, I'll let them have
their fun. It's not really for me.

710
00:34:18,432 --> 00:34:19,868
I'm sorry I didn't wanna do your game.

711
00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:21,852
That's fine.
You know, no one wants to do it,

712
00:34:21,936 --> 00:34:23,622
so, it's, you know,
you're just part of the gang.

713
00:34:23,646 --> 00:34:26,315
Yeah, well, I know I'm a stranger

714
00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:28,839
who's, like, on drugs and drunk
and doesn't have any pants on,

715
00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:31,070
but I'm wishing you the best.

716
00:34:31,153 --> 00:34:32,798
- I hope you're okay.
- I guess you're the first

717
00:34:32,822 --> 00:34:34,782
of many new
pantsless women I will soon meet.

718
00:34:34,865 --> 00:34:37,952
- Hey, Jodi?
- Sure. Yeah.

719
00:34:38,035 --> 00:34:39,930
- No, it's okay. I know you wanna go in.
- I'm sorry.

720
00:34:39,954 --> 00:34:43,165
You know, I do have,
like, some okay friends.

721
00:34:43,249 --> 00:34:46,294
I have a friend that I could introduce
you to tomorrow if you're interested.

722
00:34:46,377 --> 00:34:48,337
She's nice and fun.

723
00:34:48,421 --> 00:34:50,256
She's not that nice,
but she's pretty fun.

724
00:34:50,339 --> 00:34:53,551
Yeah? Does she like desperate,
broken men with nothing to offer?

725
00:34:53,634 --> 00:34:55,636
Most American women
like that kind of thing.

726
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,597
- Welcome to the hot tub.
- Oh!

727
00:34:57,722 --> 00:34:59,807
Welcome to the hot tub, Jodi!

728
00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:02,018
<i>Jodi's in the tub</i>

729
00:35:02,101 --> 00:35:04,020
<i>Jodi's in the tub</i>

730
00:35:04,103 --> 00:35:05,771
Jodi's in the hot tub...

731
00:35:07,607 --> 00:35:09,775
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You guys hear that?

732
00:35:09,859 --> 00:35:11,485
What?
Oh, it's probably the Fondas.

733
00:35:11,569 --> 00:35:12,945
They wanna join us in the tub.

734
00:35:13,029 --> 00:35:14,530
- Hey, Jodi?
- What?

735
00:35:14,614 --> 00:35:17,009
Do you have any words about
joining the Greater Tub Community?

736
00:35:17,033 --> 00:35:20,286
Cool, fun, new, a surprise.

737
00:35:20,369 --> 00:35:22,163
Tonight, the evening.

738
00:35:22,246 --> 00:35:24,624
I love it, strangers, scared.

739
00:35:24,707 --> 00:35:28,794
- I'm really happy.
- Yay, with friends!

740
00:35:28,878 --> 00:35:31,589
Adam, let's play
your board game in the hot tub.

741
00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:33,049
Well, that's obviously impossible.

742
00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:34,717
Hey, Adam, come in here, man.

743
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,095
- Adam.
- Adam, come on, buddy.

744
00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:39,281
- He doesn't want to.
- Ari? Ari?

745
00:35:39,305 --> 00:35:41,432
Yeah?

746
00:35:41,515 --> 00:35:44,894
My sister's beautiful,
and she's a dental hygienist,

747
00:35:44,977 --> 00:35:46,646
so she has her own money.

748
00:35:46,729 --> 00:35:49,065
That's great.

749
00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:50,941
Wait, why did you say that?

750
00:35:54,070 --> 00:35:55,488
You guys heard that, right?

751
00:35:55,571 --> 00:35:57,782
Did you guys...
Am I the only one who heard that?

752
00:35:57,865 --> 00:35:59,343
- I did hear that.
- It's probably, like, the fucking...

753
00:35:59,367 --> 00:36:01,494
- What the fuck is that?
- Like a dog or whatever.

754
00:36:01,577 --> 00:36:03,788
There is a fucking
murderer in that bush, man.

755
00:36:03,871 --> 00:36:05,247
- It's not a murderer.
- Hey.

756
00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:06,415
It's Billy Baldwin.

757
00:36:06,499 --> 00:36:08,167
It's fucking
Laura Dern's chocolate lab

758
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,627
- sneaking around.
- Hey.

759
00:36:09,710 --> 00:36:11,563
No, dude, I'm serious, man.
I'm fucking serious.

760
00:36:11,587 --> 00:36:13,631
- What?
- I'm out of... I'm getting out.

761
00:36:13,714 --> 00:36:16,133
- If it's a fucking...
- All right, guys. Joshua's weekend.

762
00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:19,095
- Hey, Ari, Ari?
- Whoa, we gotta go with Joshua.

763
00:36:19,178 --> 00:36:20,638
- We need to talk later.
- Yeah.

764
00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:25,768
- Just a little bit.
- Yeah, no, no, no.

765
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:28,145
I don't need to be
up all night talking...

766
00:36:28,229 --> 00:36:30,690
- Talking about I don't know.
- Whatever, no, no, no.

767
00:36:30,773 --> 00:36:33,109
I just met a bunch of strangers

768
00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:34,952
and I talk their ear off
all night and, uh...

769
00:36:35,736 --> 00:36:37,005
- And then I just...
- But I totally understand

770
00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:39,257
what you were saying before
about backpack style hip-hop.

771
00:36:39,281 --> 00:36:40,592
I think that that is a distinction

772
00:36:40,616 --> 00:36:42,260
of a kind of hip-hop
that does not get mentioned that much.

773
00:36:42,284 --> 00:36:44,120
'Cause you're, like, Talib Kweli,

774
00:36:44,203 --> 00:36:46,455
Black Star,
Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul.

775
00:36:46,539 --> 00:36:50,376
I really think that hip-hop's, like,
a very important part of our culture.

776
00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:53,129
- Yes, agree 100 percent.
- But haven't you both also,

777
00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:55,464
like, been to Tanglewood
to see James Taylor?

778
00:36:55,548 --> 00:36:57,091
Yes, a hundred times.

779
00:37:11,814 --> 00:37:15,067
- Whoa, that's funky!
- You know what's the funkiest?

780
00:37:15,151 --> 00:37:18,654
This is the funkiest guy we know!

781
00:37:18,738 --> 00:37:20,865
Dude, dude, dude. Blow that in my mouth.

782
00:37:22,116 --> 00:37:23,784
Come on, man.

783
00:37:23,868 --> 00:37:25,619
It's really funny.

784
00:37:25,703 --> 00:37:27,288
Blow it in my mouth, man.

785
00:37:27,371 --> 00:37:29,081
- Do it, do it.
- Come on. Blow it.

786
00:37:32,626 --> 00:37:35,838
- Wow!
- Yeah! You guys are my band!

787
00:37:40,634 --> 00:37:43,971
Here's your trumpet!

788
00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:45,973
So when you think about
the basic paradoxes,

789
00:37:46,056 --> 00:37:47,892
you know, one of them,
the bootstrap paradox,

790
00:37:47,975 --> 00:37:50,770
dictates that no matter
what happens when you go back in time,

791
00:37:50,853 --> 00:37:52,646
no matter what information
you take with you,

792
00:37:52,730 --> 00:37:54,064
it's always been there.

793
00:37:54,148 --> 00:37:58,736
So if you go back, say, to yesterday
to give yourself a great stock tip,

794
00:37:58,819 --> 00:38:00,988
that means that there was
never a version of reality

795
00:38:01,071 --> 00:38:02,656
where you didn't receive that.

796
00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:04,950
- This is fucking fantastic.
- Thank you, thank you.

797
00:38:05,034 --> 00:38:07,012
- Amazing. So fucking cool.
- The other version of that...

798
00:38:07,036 --> 00:38:10,164
Thanks, man. The other version of that
is the grandfather paradox,

799
00:38:10,247 --> 00:38:12,958
which means that no matter
what happens when you go back,

800
00:38:13,042 --> 00:38:16,670
it's always a version
of what was going to happen.

801
00:38:16,754 --> 00:38:18,714
So if you go back
and your grandfather dies,

802
00:38:18,798 --> 00:38:20,925
that doesn't prevent you
from being born.

803
00:38:21,008 --> 00:38:24,053
That just means that something else
is going to have to happen

804
00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:26,180
and it always did
and you would find out

805
00:38:26,305 --> 00:38:27,905
that who you thought
was your grandfather

806
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:29,284
wasn't actually your grandfather.

807
00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:30,935
But what about Marty McFly?

808
00:38:31,018 --> 00:38:33,938
He goes back and he takes away
and he starts disappearing.

809
00:38:34,021 --> 00:38:35,457
What you're describing is a depiction

810
00:38:35,481 --> 00:38:38,317
of time travel in, you know,
pop culture fiction.

811
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,860
What I'm talking about is science.

812
00:38:39,944 --> 00:38:41,946
Oh, you're talking about
something that's real.

813
00:38:42,029 --> 00:38:44,698
Yes, I am.
Ari, you had a question?

814
00:38:44,782 --> 00:38:46,534
Adam, if time travel existed,

815
00:38:46,617 --> 00:38:48,178
don't you think that
we would know about it

816
00:38:48,202 --> 00:38:50,347
because someone would have
come back in time to make us aware?

817
00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:52,998
Excellent point. We're living in
what's called the alpha timeline.

818
00:38:53,082 --> 00:38:56,085
And we haven't yet arrived
at the momentous event

819
00:38:56,168 --> 00:38:58,337
at which everything
changes as we know it.

820
00:38:58,420 --> 00:38:59,505
So...

821
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,466
if that's the alpha timeline,

822
00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:04,552
are we over here now?

823
00:39:07,346 --> 00:39:12,977
Can I just quickly give a quick toast
to how fucking interesting that is?

824
00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:14,060
Yes.

825
00:39:14,103 --> 00:39:15,896
And what a fucking cool
group of people

826
00:39:15,980 --> 00:39:17,648
that Joshua has
put together here tonight

827
00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:20,234
for a good,
solid fucking late-night hang?

828
00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:21,861
Cheers to that.

829
00:39:21,944 --> 00:39:23,988
Yeah, any... whatever you got.

830
00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:25,573
- Hey, hey, there you go.
- Totally.

831
00:39:25,656 --> 00:39:27,366
There you go.

832
00:40:27,343 --> 00:40:29,970
That's the weirdest way to wake up.

833
00:40:30,054 --> 00:40:33,474
Yeah, that's my way of saying thank you

834
00:40:33,557 --> 00:40:36,226
for letting me have
a seventh-grade style,

835
00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:39,396
no Frenching, no touching sleepover.

836
00:40:40,397 --> 00:40:42,358
Yeah, dude, no worries.

837
00:40:42,441 --> 00:40:45,569
Seventh-grade sleepover style.

838
00:40:45,653 --> 00:40:50,032
I'm sorry that I, like,
totally dingleberried onto your night.

839
00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:51,992
Are you kidding? That was so fun.

840
00:40:52,076 --> 00:40:54,578
You crashed here. No big deal, dude.

841
00:40:54,662 --> 00:40:56,747
- Yeah.
- Why is your hand like that?

842
00:40:56,830 --> 00:40:59,541
- Move your hand.
- Because I didn't brush my teeth.

843
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:01,460
Well, I don't care. Come on.

844
00:41:06,632 --> 00:41:09,259
What time do you think it is?

845
00:41:09,343 --> 00:41:11,053
Okay, yeah, you should put...

846
00:41:16,350 --> 00:41:18,769
Can... can I use your toothbrush?

847
00:41:18,852 --> 00:41:21,939
Of course.
It's the white and teal one.

848
00:41:22,022 --> 00:41:24,775
It's not like the robot alien
one that Adam has.

849
00:41:24,858 --> 00:41:26,777
That guy has a dorky toothbrush?

850
00:41:27,111 --> 00:41:29,071
What a shocker.

851
00:41:29,697 --> 00:41:30,948
Hello?

852
00:41:34,493 --> 00:41:35,953
Come on in, guys.

853
00:41:36,036 --> 00:41:37,371
- I'm hungry.
- Hello?

854
00:41:37,454 --> 00:41:38,497
- You're hungry?
- Yeah.

855
00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:41,000
Josh?

856
00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:43,210
You think they're still asleep?

857
00:41:43,293 --> 00:41:45,879
This is a mess. Oh, my God.

858
00:41:45,963 --> 00:41:48,173
Hey, get him over here.
Come here, come here, come here.

859
00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:50,443
There is somebody
under the coffee table.

860
00:41:50,467 --> 00:41:51,719
You're right, buddy.

861
00:41:54,388 --> 00:41:56,098
- Hey.
- Hey, I'm Eric.

862
00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:57,558
Hey, I'm Aaron.

863
00:41:57,641 --> 00:41:59,119
- Aaron, hi.
- Were you sleeping? Hey.

864
00:41:59,143 --> 00:42:01,186
Are you okay? You got...

865
00:42:01,270 --> 00:42:02,998
- And who's this guy?
- ...a little... that's my son.

866
00:42:03,022 --> 00:42:04,815
Hello. Hi. Nice to meet you.

867
00:42:04,898 --> 00:42:06,734
Hi, nice to meet you.

868
00:42:06,817 --> 00:42:08,569
Are you... did you get hurt?

869
00:42:08,652 --> 00:42:10,320
- What?
- You just have a little...

870
00:42:10,404 --> 00:42:12,865
Oh, no.
It's just allergy season.

871
00:42:12,948 --> 00:42:15,409
There's like, a gun sitting here, man.

872
00:42:15,492 --> 00:42:16,761
Could you do me a huge favor, man?

873
00:42:16,785 --> 00:42:18,555
Could we just kind of
get this area picked up?

874
00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:19,580
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

875
00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:21,933
Do you guys... do you want
any of this before... I'm joking.

876
00:42:21,957 --> 00:42:24,251
- I'm all right.
- Little kids love this stuff.

877
00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:25,836
- Okay.
- Where is Josh?

878
00:42:25,919 --> 00:42:27,463
Josh?

879
00:42:27,546 --> 00:42:30,299
He's not under the table.
That's the extent of my knowledge.

880
00:42:33,594 --> 00:42:38,015
I found everybody, and I cleaned
the fucking bleed... no, just... sorry.

881
00:42:38,098 --> 00:42:39,391
Hey!

882
00:42:39,475 --> 00:42:42,061
- Cleaned up my nose.
- How's it going?

883
00:42:42,144 --> 00:42:44,104
Here they are.

884
00:42:44,188 --> 00:42:46,106
- Thanks for coming.
- Nice to see you.

885
00:42:46,190 --> 00:42:47,590
- Thanks for having us.
- Yeah, man.

886
00:42:47,649 --> 00:42:49,443
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.

887
00:42:49,526 --> 00:42:51,111
- Yeah, thanks.
- What's up, dude?

888
00:42:51,195 --> 00:42:53,363
- What's up, man?
- Fucking lumberjack?

889
00:42:53,447 --> 00:42:54,907
Nice to see you, man.

890
00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:57,409
Thanks for inviting us.
Sorry we just rolled up now.

891
00:42:57,493 --> 00:42:59,953
Looks like we missed
a lot of the action, but...

892
00:43:00,037 --> 00:43:02,247
- Hi. I'm Jodi.
- Oh, hi.

893
00:43:02,331 --> 00:43:04,166
Hey, how's it going?
I'm Anita.

894
00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:05,375
- Hi, Anita.
- Hi.

895
00:43:05,459 --> 00:43:07,419
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah. Nice to meet you, too.

896
00:43:07,461 --> 00:43:09,463
How do you g...
How do you know these guys?

897
00:43:09,546 --> 00:43:12,299
I just met Ari in the bar last night.

898
00:43:12,382 --> 00:43:14,259
In the parking lot, actually.

899
00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:15,969
Yeah, we all met.
Everybody met.

900
00:43:16,053 --> 00:43:17,805
Oh, so you spent the night?

901
00:43:17,888 --> 00:43:20,057
- Yeah, yeah. I slept.
- We took her in.

902
00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:21,975
With a lot of liquor in my system.

903
00:43:22,059 --> 00:43:23,787
- Wow! That sounds like a fun time.
- Little orphan.

904
00:43:23,811 --> 00:43:24,895
Little stray.

905
00:43:24,978 --> 00:43:26,438
You guys hungry?

906
00:43:26,563 --> 00:43:29,066
Should we...
keep the breakfast train going?

907
00:43:29,149 --> 00:43:30,543
You know, I'm good.
You know what, actually,

908
00:43:30,567 --> 00:43:32,027
my friends probably think I'm dead.

909
00:43:32,111 --> 00:43:35,197
Truly, they probably think
I am like kidnapped and chopped up,

910
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,449
- so I'm gonna go.
- Okay.

911
00:43:37,533 --> 00:43:39,743
But, please, do your
whole thing. I'm sorry.

912
00:43:39,827 --> 00:43:41,387
- Oh, yeah. Great to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. Bye...

913
00:43:41,411 --> 00:43:42,955
- See you, Jodi.
- ."guys.

914
00:43:43,038 --> 00:43:45,082
- Bye, Jodi.
- Do you want me to drive you?

915
00:43:45,165 --> 00:43:47,292
No, I'm fine.
I'm gonna walk it off.

916
00:43:47,376 --> 00:43:49,419
- It'd be good.
- Are you sure?

917
00:43:49,503 --> 00:43:51,380
- I think I should drive you home.
- No. Why?

918
00:43:51,463 --> 00:43:53,882
You're... and now
you make me... I'm...

919
00:43:53,966 --> 00:43:56,319
- No, I'm not making any...
- I feel like I crashed your weekend.

920
00:43:56,343 --> 00:43:58,262
I'm, like, literally not trying to stay.

921
00:43:58,345 --> 00:44:00,305
- I'm gonna go.
- Okay.

922
00:44:00,389 --> 00:44:03,934
Okay. Cool life experience.

923
00:44:04,017 --> 00:44:06,186
- Yeah.
- Bye.

924
00:44:07,354 --> 00:44:09,954
- Over the course of the day...
- Here, you can wipe that on here.

925
00:44:10,023 --> 00:44:11,984
- Hey, Jude?
- What?

926
00:44:12,067 --> 00:44:14,695
You wanna know what your
Uncle Greg does for a living?

927
00:44:14,778 --> 00:44:18,282
- What?
- I make every candy in the whole world.

928
00:44:18,365 --> 00:44:19,992
No, he's not your Uncle Greg.

929
00:44:20,075 --> 00:44:23,579
If you've tasted a candy,
I made it in my kitchen.

930
00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:25,122
- No.
- Yeah.

931
00:44:25,205 --> 00:44:27,499
How you doing, Josh?
Are you talking to anybody?

932
00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:29,168
Are you seeing a therapist?

933
00:44:29,251 --> 00:44:31,420
Does Tonie count,
our dealer from last night?

934
00:44:31,503 --> 00:44:32,671
Yeah, that's perfect, yeah.

935
00:44:32,754 --> 00:44:34,840
Drown everything in drugs and...

936
00:44:34,965 --> 00:44:37,134
And that's just, like, the best...

937
00:44:37,217 --> 00:44:39,070
Oh, our blackjack dealer last night.
We went to a casino.

938
00:44:39,094 --> 00:44:41,305
All I hear about is, like,
the bars you guys went to,

939
00:44:41,388 --> 00:44:43,724
casino you went to.
Like, has anyone brought this up?

940
00:44:43,807 --> 00:44:45,893
Like, are you guys
discussing this at all?

941
00:44:45,976 --> 00:44:47,370
Or are you just pretending
it didn't happen?

942
00:44:47,394 --> 00:44:50,272
I totally hear you, but to me,
it feels like time and place.

943
00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:51,815
I'm here to do what Joshua wants,

944
00:44:51,899 --> 00:44:54,735
and it seems to me
like Joshua got us together

945
00:44:54,818 --> 00:44:57,946
to have a fun weekend where he can just
fucking cut loose a little bit.

946
00:44:58,030 --> 00:44:59,698
Great. Let's all go get drunk.

947
00:44:59,781 --> 00:45:03,577
Let's also not pretend
that the reason we're here

948
00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:06,079
isn't something that was
super traumatic for our buddy.

949
00:45:06,163 --> 00:45:08,207
Even if he's going through it quietly,

950
00:45:08,332 --> 00:45:10,626
even more of a reason that
it's our responsibility

951
00:45:10,709 --> 00:45:11,978
to bring it up and talk about it.

952
00:45:12,002 --> 00:45:13,962
Thanks for chatting out here.

953
00:45:14,046 --> 00:45:16,840
Yeah, what's up, man?
You like running interference in there?

954
00:45:16,924 --> 00:45:17,942
- No.
- You're, like, a party wing man

955
00:45:17,966 --> 00:45:20,260
- who can't get serious?
- What?

956
00:45:20,344 --> 00:45:22,638
- What's going on?
- No, I'm just here to have a good time

957
00:45:22,721 --> 00:45:24,824
because that's what Joshua seems
to want to have this weekend.

958
00:45:24,848 --> 00:45:26,975
Well, I think that
the good time happened.

959
00:45:27,059 --> 00:45:28,060
Oh, okay.

960
00:45:28,143 --> 00:45:29,871
And I happened to meet you
under a coffee table

961
00:45:29,895 --> 00:45:32,272
- with a fucking bloody nose.
- And I apologized about that.

962
00:45:32,356 --> 00:45:33,750
Check off crazy party night.
You got it, man.

963
00:45:33,774 --> 00:45:35,067
- Okay.
- Congratulations.

964
00:45:35,150 --> 00:45:37,045
- Congratulations for showing up...
- One hundred percent success.

965
00:45:37,069 --> 00:45:38,946
- ...with the family.
- What does that mean?

966
00:45:39,029 --> 00:45:40,989
It means this was,
like, a boy's weekend.

967
00:45:41,073 --> 00:45:42,658
Where did it say boy's weekend?

968
00:45:42,741 --> 00:45:45,410
Where did it say bring
your wife and four-year-old son?

969
00:45:45,494 --> 00:45:48,288
Where'd it say not to?
I was on all the same emails you were.

970
00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:49,807
By the way, speaking of my wife and kid,

971
00:45:49,831 --> 00:45:51,625
I don't appreciate
bringing my four-year-old

972
00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:54,086
into a room that's, like,
coated in cocaine powder

973
00:45:54,169 --> 00:45:56,463
and having to basically
pry a gun out of his hand

974
00:45:56,546 --> 00:45:58,048
and move the bong out of the way!

975
00:45:58,131 --> 00:46:00,026
You think... you think
I would have just, like...

976
00:46:00,050 --> 00:46:02,511
If I knew your kid were coming,
I would have laid out drugs...

977
00:46:02,594 --> 00:46:06,640
You offered him cocaine!
He is four years old!

978
00:46:06,765 --> 00:46:08,409
- As a joke!
- Yeah, I suspect that you would've...

979
00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:10,477
My big mistake is realizing

980
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,080
that your son had the same
fucking lame sense of humor as you...

981
00:46:13,146 --> 00:46:14,457
- Oh, yeah, that's really funny.
- ...and couldn't get a joke.

982
00:46:14,481 --> 00:46:16,775
Yeah, that's awesome, man.
What a cool guy.

983
00:46:16,858 --> 00:46:18,503
- But maybe if he wants to get...
- Hey, nice to meet you, buddy.

984
00:46:18,527 --> 00:46:20,287
- Nice to meet you too, man.
- You know what?

985
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,048
Go fucking do some more
cocaine and fuck yourself.

986
00:46:22,072 --> 00:46:24,616
All right, bud. Good hangs!

987
00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:27,536
- Where are we going?
- All right, is he buckled up?

988
00:46:27,619 --> 00:46:28,912
Yes.

989
00:46:39,506 --> 00:46:41,466
- There you go, baby.
- Yeah!

990
00:46:41,550 --> 00:46:43,176
That's a capper.

991
00:46:44,011 --> 00:46:46,013
I didn't mean to step
on your shit, Eric.

992
00:46:46,096 --> 00:46:49,141
I just feel taking mushrooms
and chilling out is, like...

993
00:46:49,224 --> 00:46:52,019
- I don't want to go anywhere.
- No. I totally get it.

994
00:46:52,102 --> 00:46:54,604
And you know what?
Like, we did some boozing last night,

995
00:46:54,688 --> 00:46:56,690
and I think mushrooms are the play.

996
00:47:04,740 --> 00:47:06,533
- Hey.
- Hey, how are you, bud?

997
00:47:06,616 --> 00:47:09,619
Thanks for, uh, coming to fix this.

998
00:47:09,703 --> 00:47:11,583
Oh, no problem.
It's just an electrical problem.

999
00:47:11,663 --> 00:47:13,498
It's not much wrong.

1000
00:47:13,582 --> 00:47:15,417
Sorry, you're kind of getting stuck

1001
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:18,086
with the only guy
who doesn't really enjoy the hot tub.

1002
00:47:18,170 --> 00:47:19,254
I hear you, man.

1003
00:47:19,463 --> 00:47:21,173
No, but I'll get
your balances just perfect

1004
00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:24,051
and you'll be in this thing
in about an hour with your buddies.

1005
00:47:24,134 --> 00:47:26,553
I don't really like
getting in it myself.

1006
00:47:26,636 --> 00:47:29,890
You know, just because
of the amount of bacteria

1007
00:47:29,973 --> 00:47:31,892
that lives in warm still water

1008
00:47:31,975 --> 00:47:33,453
and, you know, the way
that the kind of heat

1009
00:47:33,477 --> 00:47:36,646
breeds a cloud of disease
that just hovers above it.

1010
00:47:36,730 --> 00:47:39,524
Yeah, well, I guess
hot tubs aren't for everyone.

1011
00:47:39,608 --> 00:47:42,152
Yeah, I...
I can agree to that.

1012
00:47:42,235 --> 00:47:44,654
- Definitely not for me.
- It was really nice to meet you.

1013
00:47:44,738 --> 00:47:46,907
Do you mind if I sit here
with you while you work

1014
00:47:46,990 --> 00:47:49,409
or... or would you rather work alone?

1015
00:47:52,621 --> 00:47:54,122
Yeah, whatever you'd like.

1016
00:47:56,166 --> 00:47:57,226
Can I take a picture of you?

1017
00:47:57,250 --> 00:47:59,920
Sure.

1018
00:48:04,883 --> 00:48:07,803
- So what happened?
- What?

1019
00:48:07,886 --> 00:48:10,180
- With... what's her name?
- Oh, Rachel.

1020
00:48:10,263 --> 00:48:12,682
Rachel. What'd she do?
How'd she die?

1021
00:48:12,766 --> 00:48:14,267
How'd she do it, I mean?

1022
00:48:14,351 --> 00:48:17,229
Well...

1023
00:48:17,312 --> 00:48:21,775
...she... she was cooking dinner
for him on his birthday,

1024
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:27,155
and he went down to the gym
and when he came back, she was dead.

1025
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:29,199
Pull!

1026
00:48:29,282 --> 00:48:32,160
- That's so awful.
- Yeah, it's a bummer.

1027
00:48:32,244 --> 00:48:34,204
Her parents are kind of
giving him a hard time.

1028
00:48:34,287 --> 00:48:36,540
Why? They think he did something?

1029
00:48:36,623 --> 00:48:41,586
I think it must be hard
to, like, admit that your child

1030
00:48:41,670 --> 00:48:44,798
is sick like that
enough to do something, so...

1031
00:48:44,881 --> 00:48:48,468
Oh, God, I can't believe
that I said all that stuff,

1032
00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:50,011
- like...
- What stuff?

1033
00:48:50,095 --> 00:48:52,180
Just, like, congratulations,

1034
00:48:52,264 --> 00:48:54,492
- and I called her a fucking bitch.
- Oh, don't worry, dude.

1035
00:48:54,516 --> 00:48:56,059
Joshy is...

1036
00:48:56,143 --> 00:48:57,978
He didn't even register it.

1037
00:48:58,061 --> 00:48:59,330
- He's like...
- That's what I do, though, you know?

1038
00:48:59,354 --> 00:49:03,608
That's what I do. I start talking,
and I don't stop talking.

1039
00:49:03,692 --> 00:49:05,068
- How'd she do it'?
- Huh?

1040
00:49:05,152 --> 00:49:06,587
How'd she do it?
How'd she kill herself?

1041
00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:08,451
Oh, I don't know if
that's the best place to...

1042
00:49:08,488 --> 00:49:11,616
I gotta know. I gotta know.

1043
00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:12,701
Well, she...

1044
00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:14,470
I'm just gonna be wondering
about it the whole day,

1045
00:49:14,494 --> 00:49:16,455
and I don't want that to be in my mind.

1046
00:49:16,538 --> 00:49:19,291
She asphyxiated herself.

1047
00:49:19,374 --> 00:49:21,668
Oh, my God.

1048
00:49:21,751 --> 00:49:24,754
Are you kidding me?
What, with a bag?

1049
00:49:24,838 --> 00:49:27,382
I don't wanna get into the details, man.

1050
00:49:27,466 --> 00:49:29,301
- I'm starting to feel...
- I gotta know.

1051
00:49:29,384 --> 00:49:31,511
- What, with a rope?
- A belt.

1052
00:49:31,595 --> 00:49:35,265
- One of his belts.
- Oh, my God, his belt.

1053
00:49:35,348 --> 00:49:38,935
Used his belt to kill herself.

1054
00:49:40,353 --> 00:49:42,856
Oh, I'm feeling so weird
in my stomach right now.

1055
00:49:42,939 --> 00:49:46,067
- Yeah.
- I feel like I'm just about to explode.

1056
00:49:46,151 --> 00:49:48,695
- My stomach.
- ...this'll be really hard.

1057
00:49:48,778 --> 00:49:50,197
Oh, my stomach.

1058
00:49:52,365 --> 00:49:54,367
<i>There's no such thing as time travel.</i>

1059
00:49:54,451 --> 00:49:58,205
<i>Everything is gonna stay the way it is.</i>

1060
00:49:58,288 --> 00:50:00,332
<i>You can't correct anything.</i>

1061
00:50:00,415 --> 00:50:04,002
<i>I can't go back and make anything right.</i>

1062
00:50:04,085 --> 00:50:06,880
<i>They told me they were
a good idea to hire</i>

1063
00:50:07,005 --> 00:50:09,341
<i>because they're getting us
something pretty to look at,</i>

1064
00:50:09,424 --> 00:50:12,302
<i>and it'd make us
look cooler than anybody else.</i>

1065
00:50:28,818 --> 00:50:30,028
My father went in a hot tub

1066
00:50:30,111 --> 00:50:32,239
and started feeling
something strange in his leg

1067
00:50:32,322 --> 00:50:34,991
and a few days later,
it had grown to a boil

1068
00:50:35,075 --> 00:50:36,701
the size of a Ping-Pong ball.

1069
00:50:36,785 --> 00:50:40,372
And my uncle just rolled it
with a rolling pin

1070
00:50:40,455 --> 00:50:42,958
and when it popped,
pus hit the ceiling.

1071
00:50:45,252 --> 00:50:48,088
Wow, a disgusting story.

1072
00:50:48,171 --> 00:50:51,299
You should have never
put their pictures online, Ari!

1073
00:50:51,383 --> 00:50:53,426
My marriage is over!

1074
00:50:53,510 --> 00:50:57,055
Greg, Greg, Greg-

1075
00:51:03,019 --> 00:51:04,854
<i>It was 10 years of being together,</i>

1076
00:51:04,938 --> 00:51:08,441
<i>and her main argument was that she felt</i>

1077
00:51:08,525 --> 00:51:10,402
<i>like she'd missed out on her 20s.</i>

1078
00:51:10,485 --> 00:51:13,071
<i>Not entirely,
but in a way that was scary</i>

1079
00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:15,115
<i>as she started entering into her 30s</i>

1080
00:51:15,198 --> 00:51:17,617
and just, I guess,
wondered what else was out there.

1081
00:51:17,701 --> 00:51:20,370
Imagine the fun
when you meet somebody like you

1082
00:51:20,453 --> 00:51:22,789
who is fully able to commit.

1083
00:51:22,872 --> 00:51:23,999
Yeah.

1084
00:51:24,082 --> 00:51:25,351
You'll have something
that you never had

1085
00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:27,603
with this other woman,
no disrespect to what you guys had.

1086
00:51:27,627 --> 00:51:29,379
No, you can disrespect her
all you want now.

1087
00:51:29,462 --> 00:51:32,090
<i>For now, the question is
just where do I go?</i>

1088
00:51:32,173 --> 00:51:33,842
<i>You're gonna be just fine.</i>

1089
00:51:48,148 --> 00:51:49,316
- ...look amazing.

1090
00:51:49,399 --> 00:51:51,192
- Amazing, like, all the time?
- Yeah.

1091
00:51:51,276 --> 00:51:53,028
- Yes.
- Jodi.

1092
00:51:53,111 --> 00:51:54,946
- Hey, happy birthday, right?
- Hi.

1093
00:51:55,030 --> 00:51:57,407
- Yes, it's my birthday.
- Hey, Jodi.

1094
00:51:57,490 --> 00:51:59,159
Hey, thank you.

1095
00:51:59,242 --> 00:52:01,870
- Happy birthday to everyone.
- This is Jen and Ali.

1096
00:52:01,953 --> 00:52:03,306
" Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday,

1097
00:52:03,330 --> 00:52:06,041
- Hi. Oh, okay.
- Hey.

1098
00:52:06,124 --> 00:52:07,876
- To my happy birthday.
- Happy birthday,

1099
00:52:07,959 --> 00:52:09,628
- Adam!
- This is Ari.

1100
00:52:09,711 --> 00:52:11,004
- Jen.
- Hi.

1101
00:52:11,087 --> 00:52:13,089
- Hey, how's it going?
- Hi, Adam.

1102
00:52:13,173 --> 00:52:14,883
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.

1103
00:52:14,966 --> 00:52:16,676
- This is Jen and Ali.
- Hi.

1104
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:17,844
- Hi.
- Jen.

1105
00:52:17,927 --> 00:52:18,970
Adam.

1106
00:52:19,054 --> 00:52:20,805
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Sure.

1107
00:52:20,889 --> 00:52:22,015
- Awesome.
- Am I in trouble?

1108
00:52:22,140 --> 00:52:23,308
No.

1109
00:52:23,391 --> 00:52:26,102
- Do you want me to sit here?
- Sure, yeah. Why?

1110
00:52:26,186 --> 00:52:27,562
Great.

1111
00:52:27,646 --> 00:52:30,315
I've been wanting to apply
for this position for a long time.

1112
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,025
I'm... I'm Adam.

1113
00:52:34,319 --> 00:52:38,281
Did... did Jodi mention me
at all to one of you?

1114
00:52:38,365 --> 00:52:39,866
No?

1115
00:52:39,949 --> 00:52:41,802
Because we had a nice little
conversation last night

1116
00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:43,536
where she mentioned
that she had a friend

1117
00:52:43,620 --> 00:52:46,998
who she felt, like,
might sort of be the kind of person

1118
00:52:47,123 --> 00:52:50,669
who would be interested in
talking to a guy like me.

1119
00:52:50,752 --> 00:52:56,716
I'm wondering if it's you.
Or if it is you?

1120
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,426
Guys, we gotta rally here, okay?

1121
00:52:58,510 --> 00:53:00,720
- Energy is low.
- I'm good.

1122
00:53:00,804 --> 00:53:02,156
- You're good.
- You're the only one

1123
00:53:02,180 --> 00:53:04,224
that's fucking good right now, Joshua.

1124
00:53:04,307 --> 00:53:06,810
- Yeah.
- But this guy, comatose Carl,

1125
00:53:06,893 --> 00:53:09,521
come on, man. We gotta get
some drinks in us, all right?

1126
00:53:09,604 --> 00:53:11,106
Happy birthday.

1127
00:53:11,189 --> 00:53:13,316
- Can I open this?
- Yeah, sure.

1128
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,444
Is this a CD mix?

1129
00:53:16,528 --> 00:53:18,446
Yes, it is a CD mix.

1130
00:53:18,530 --> 00:53:21,366
Does this mean you have
a time machine back to 1998?

1131
00:53:21,449 --> 00:53:23,451
No, I just...
My computer's really old,

1132
00:53:23,535 --> 00:53:27,038
so it does have
the capabilities of burning CDs.

1133
00:53:27,163 --> 00:53:30,083
You should be more impressed
that I actually found a...

1134
00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:32,877
- A CD?
- A blank CD, yeah.

1135
00:53:34,087 --> 00:53:37,465
Oh, thank you so much.

1136
00:53:37,549 --> 00:53:38,550
It's just my size.

1137
00:53:38,633 --> 00:53:40,027
And that is from
my private collection.

1138
00:53:40,051 --> 00:53:42,846
That's a big fatty.
Thank you so much.

1139
00:53:42,929 --> 00:53:45,974
It actually is
the loveliest birthday present

1140
00:53:46,057 --> 00:53:47,892
that I ever could have asked for.

1141
00:53:47,976 --> 00:53:50,520
It's very nice.

1142
00:53:50,603 --> 00:53:53,106
Looking at the history
of ancient aliens,

1143
00:53:53,189 --> 00:53:55,608
you have to imagine
that every visit from them

1144
00:53:55,692 --> 00:53:57,277
- kicked off a major new phase...
- Oh.

1145
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,237
...in human advancement.

1146
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:04,200
You know, and there's examples of it
basically at every huge leap

1147
00:54:04,284 --> 00:54:06,244
that we've taken as a civilization.

1148
00:54:06,327 --> 00:54:08,788
The most notable example,
I guess, that I could reference

1149
00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:10,999
- is something like the pyramids.
- Yeah.

1150
00:54:11,082 --> 00:54:12,560
I get it.
You're preaching to the choir.

1151
00:54:12,584 --> 00:54:14,169
There's just clearly no way

1152
00:54:14,252 --> 00:54:17,130
that normal ancient Egyptians
could have conceived of...

1153
00:54:17,255 --> 00:54:19,215
There's no way
that humans with human hands

1154
00:54:19,299 --> 00:54:21,217
can build fucking pyramids.
It's crazy.

1155
00:54:21,301 --> 00:54:23,636
- I'm gonna go.
- Not only have they lasted longer

1156
00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:25,722
than everything else
that was built around them,

1157
00:54:25,805 --> 00:54:28,367
just they're simply not what anything
would have looked like at the time.

1158
00:54:28,391 --> 00:54:31,352
<i>Before you say an important
thing you have to button up...</i>

1159
00:54:31,436 --> 00:54:33,556
And here's the thing that's
going to blow your mind...

1160
00:54:33,605 --> 00:54:35,833
<i>- Button up your shirt...
- ...these visits and sort of...</i>

1161
00:54:35,857 --> 00:54:37,209
- You like that?
- Yeah, it's nice.

1162
00:54:37,233 --> 00:54:39,486
I usually button
in another direction, but...

1163
00:54:41,362 --> 00:54:43,156
Are we...

1164
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,867
...almost due for another one?

1165
00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:49,162
We should have gone to the Vineyard.
That's all I asked.

1166
00:54:49,245 --> 00:54:52,123
It's, like, people think I just come up
with these things arbitrarily,

1167
00:54:52,248 --> 00:54:53,350
like, "Let's go to a vineyard." No.

1168
00:54:53,374 --> 00:54:55,418
I do the research, okay?

1169
00:54:55,502 --> 00:54:58,379
If we'd gone to the Vineyard,
we wouldn't have eaten mushrooms,

1170
00:54:58,463 --> 00:55:00,340
you wouldn't have
lost your fucking mind.

1171
00:55:00,423 --> 00:55:02,383
It's just, like,
people don't listen to me.

1172
00:55:02,467 --> 00:55:07,138
All I'm trying to do is
create a fun, dynamic weekend.

1173
00:55:07,263 --> 00:55:11,184
I did... I did wanna, um,
tell you something, though.

1174
00:55:11,267 --> 00:55:13,228
Okay.

1175
00:55:13,311 --> 00:55:17,357
I didn't get a chance
to tell you last night...

1176
00:55:17,857 --> 00:55:21,986
...but I think you should know
that I am married.

1177
00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:27,158
I wanted to tell you last night,
but everything was a little crazy.

1178
00:55:27,283 --> 00:55:28,827
And it's hard.

1179
00:55:28,952 --> 00:55:32,080
Like, when do you...
When are you supposed to say that?

1180
00:55:33,957 --> 00:55:35,875
Big time.

1181
00:55:35,959 --> 00:55:38,002
I'm sorry, that's... that's my fault.

1182
00:55:38,086 --> 00:55:39,879
- No.
- Yeah, it's... I should've...

1183
00:55:39,963 --> 00:55:44,008
There's a million things
I should... I should have...

1184
00:55:44,092 --> 00:55:45,718
That's okay.

1185
00:55:45,802 --> 00:55:51,558
It's... like, I get that...
definitely, it is weird.

1186
00:55:51,891 --> 00:55:54,602
And I'm, like, holding my face.

1187
00:55:54,686 --> 00:56:00,358
But it's also, I get... you know...

1188
00:56:01,943 --> 00:56:03,570
Like, I know you.

1189
00:56:10,118 --> 00:56:12,704
Like, I know I've never met you,
but I know you.

1190
00:56:15,498 --> 00:56:17,959
Well...

1191
00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:22,213
...that's, like, very heavy shit
to throw down right now.

1192
00:56:24,966 --> 00:56:28,052
- I'm sorry.
- Well, I feel a little embarrassed

1193
00:56:28,136 --> 00:56:29,721
that your friends all knew.

1194
00:56:29,804 --> 00:56:33,558
- I feel, like, stupid.
- I'm sorry.

1195
00:56:33,641 --> 00:56:36,603
It's probably weirder for you
than it is for me.

1196
00:56:36,686 --> 00:56:38,479
Yeah.

1197
00:56:38,563 --> 00:56:40,523
And I think you're a nice person.

1198
00:56:41,774 --> 00:56:45,987
And I don't really know
what else to say

1199
00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:48,698
'cause I feel, like, very weird.

1200
00:56:48,781 --> 00:56:54,370
But, anyhow,
I do have a birthday to celebrate.

1201
00:56:54,454 --> 00:57:00,418
And you have, yeah, you know.
Thanks.

1202
00:57:00,501 --> 00:57:03,796
It's cool. You're good.

1203
00:57:06,674 --> 00:57:08,927
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.

1204
00:57:43,169 --> 00:57:46,005
- Everything's all right, though.
- I'm good, yeah, I'm good.

1205
00:57:46,089 --> 00:57:48,466
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

1206
00:57:48,549 --> 00:57:50,468
- Do you need anything?
- Nope.

1207
00:57:50,551 --> 00:57:52,011
You want, like, a water

1208
00:57:52,095 --> 00:57:53,775
or just, like,
even a piece of bread maybe?

1209
00:57:53,805 --> 00:57:54,889
No, I don't want any water.

1210
00:57:54,973 --> 00:57:56,933
You might wanna watch
your boots on the couch.

1211
00:57:57,016 --> 00:57:59,394
We don't wanna scuff it up
and lose our deposit.

1212
00:57:59,477 --> 00:58:01,020
Yeah, I'm good. I'm really fine.

1213
00:58:02,605 --> 00:58:05,608
I'm good, yeah.

1214
00:58:09,487 --> 00:58:10,780
Hey, buddy.

1215
00:58:14,033 --> 00:58:15,785
- Hey, man. What are you doing?
- Hey.

1216
00:58:15,868 --> 00:58:20,999
Oh... she passed out, so I don't
want her boots fucking up the couch

1217
00:58:21,082 --> 00:58:22,750
and we lose our security deposit.

1218
00:58:22,834 --> 00:58:24,895
- So I'm taking them off.
- Yeah, that's pretty creepy.

1219
00:58:24,919 --> 00:58:26,254
No, no, it's not creepy.

1220
00:58:26,337 --> 00:58:27,630
- I just...
- No, in a good way.

1221
00:58:27,714 --> 00:58:29,549
- Oh, thanks.
- Where's your iPod?

1222
00:58:29,632 --> 00:58:32,218
- Why?
- Because I wanna put music on.

1223
00:58:32,301 --> 00:58:34,762
- Where's yours?
- I just have my iPhone,

1224
00:58:34,846 --> 00:58:36,073
and it's a streaming music service.

1225
00:58:36,097 --> 00:58:39,267
I don't get reception up here,
so just tell me where your iPod is.

1226
00:58:39,350 --> 00:58:40,411
I mean, I'm sure it's in my room,

1227
00:58:40,435 --> 00:58:41,495
- but I don't...
- Okay, great.

1228
00:58:41,519 --> 00:58:43,312
Don't go to my room. Don't...

1229
00:58:44,981 --> 00:58:48,317
Hey, buddy, you're being
a real fucking wet blanket, okay?

1230
00:58:48,401 --> 00:58:50,069
And it's getting really, really tough

1231
00:58:50,153 --> 00:58:52,989
to keep everything going
with you being a wet blanket

1232
00:58:53,072 --> 00:58:54,907
and these ingrates
with no ideas of their own.

1233
00:58:54,991 --> 00:58:56,576
Yeah, and everyone appreciates that,

1234
00:58:56,659 --> 00:58:58,995
but, you know, like,
maybe tonight's just a wash.

1235
00:58:59,078 --> 00:59:00,678
Like, it's pretty late.
People are tired.

1236
00:59:00,705 --> 00:59:03,082
We don't need music put on.
Maybe the night's just over.

1237
00:59:03,166 --> 00:59:04,876
Trust me, the night is not over.

1238
00:59:06,419 --> 00:59:10,673
- It doesn't matter... it's just...
- What the fuck am I doing here?

1239
00:59:10,757 --> 00:59:12,175
I thought you were taking me home.

1240
00:59:12,258 --> 00:59:14,260
To our home.
I thought you wanted to come here.

1241
00:59:14,343 --> 00:59:15,612
No. I thought you were taking me...

1242
00:59:15,636 --> 00:59:17,281
I thought you were
walking me home, my home.

1243
00:59:17,305 --> 00:59:19,265
- Where's my fucking shoe?
- It's right here.

1244
00:59:19,348 --> 00:59:21,142
- Did you take my shoes off?
- Just the one.

1245
00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:23,162
I took it off because it was
scuffing up the couch.

1246
00:59:23,186 --> 00:59:24,830
- Give me that.
- As long as you were passed out,

1247
00:59:24,854 --> 00:59:26,331
- you want to get comfortable.
- You took off my shoes.

1248
00:59:26,355 --> 00:59:27,958
You're a fucking creep.
Is that what you do?

1249
00:59:27,982 --> 00:59:31,611
You go to bars and pretend like
you're a charming, artistic nerd?

1250
00:59:31,694 --> 00:59:33,338
And then you lure people
back to your house?

1251
00:59:33,362 --> 00:59:35,132
You know, let's not start
with the name calling.

1252
00:59:35,156 --> 00:59:37,784
- And I'm not a nerd.
- No, you're not a nerd.

1253
00:59:37,867 --> 00:59:39,219
- You're a fucking psychopath.
- Everything's fine.

1254
00:59:39,243 --> 00:59:42,789
- Get the fuck off me!
- Are you okay?

1255
00:59:42,872 --> 00:59:44,349
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Can I drive you home?

1256
00:59:44,373 --> 00:59:45,601
No, I don't need you
to fucking drive me.

1257
00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:47,126
- Oh, shit.
- I know how to walk.

1258
00:59:47,210 --> 00:59:51,297
- Oh! It's a... rental.
- You wanna borrow a coat?

1259
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:58,513
- What did you do?
- I think she likes me.

1260
01:00:02,058 --> 01:00:04,310
- Eric?
- Hey, yes. Come on in.

1261
01:00:04,393 --> 01:00:07,438
Hi. If you could just
quickly come in here.

1262
01:00:07,563 --> 01:00:10,733
- How are you?
- Hey, how are you?

1263
01:00:10,817 --> 01:00:12,902
I'm good. Nice to see you.
I'm Eric. Come on in.

1264
01:00:12,985 --> 01:00:14,612
Greg?

1265
01:00:14,695 --> 01:00:18,032
- Oh, my God.
- Eric, what did you do?

1266
01:00:18,116 --> 01:00:19,826
- What did you do?
- What did I do?

1267
01:00:19,909 --> 01:00:23,246
- Greg, lights, please.
- Hey, that's my iPod.

1268
01:00:23,704 --> 01:00:27,291
Gentlemen, let's welcome to the stage,

1269
01:00:27,375 --> 01:00:31,879
Kylie and Crystal!

1270
01:00:31,963 --> 01:00:33,881
- Oh, my God.
- That's right.

1271
01:00:33,965 --> 01:00:36,425
- Hi, ladies. Come on in!
- Hi.

1272
01:00:36,509 --> 01:00:38,803
- Hi.
- This is Joshua.

1273
01:00:38,886 --> 01:00:39,887
It's his lucky day.

1274
01:00:39,971 --> 01:00:42,598
Oh, you must be
the one getting married.

1275
01:00:43,057 --> 01:00:44,976
Congratulations!

1276
01:00:45,059 --> 01:00:46,185
Lucky guy.

1277
01:00:46,269 --> 01:00:48,271
Wow.

1278
01:00:48,354 --> 01:00:51,065
- Please, unpack, ladies, unpack.
- Okay.

1279
01:00:51,149 --> 01:00:54,318
Hey, will you guys
let your friend outside

1280
01:00:54,402 --> 01:00:57,029
- know that we're here?
- I'm sorry. What?

1281
01:00:57,113 --> 01:00:59,115
The suspicious-looking one.

1282
01:00:59,198 --> 01:01:02,326
I'm sorry,
I'm not catching a word of this.

1283
01:01:02,410 --> 01:01:05,621
I mean, suspicious
compared to the way you guys look.

1284
01:01:05,705 --> 01:01:07,540
- Give it a slap.
- Okay.

1285
01:01:07,665 --> 01:01:08,916
Double.

1286
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:12,503
- Do you want a dance?
- You don't have to, you know?

1287
01:01:12,628 --> 01:01:15,274
You can just... you don't have to do
all this. You can just hang out.

1288
01:01:15,298 --> 01:01:16,567
It's just whatever
makes you feel comfortable.

1289
01:01:16,591 --> 01:01:18,217
I mean, I assume
you get paid either way.

1290
01:01:18,301 --> 01:01:20,094
What do you want, though, sweetie?

1291
01:01:20,178 --> 01:01:21,220
Look.

1292
01:01:21,304 --> 01:01:22,531
You can dance while
you're doing it or you can just

1293
01:01:22,555 --> 01:01:25,183
- sit perfectly still.
- You need someone to talk to?

1294
01:01:25,266 --> 01:01:27,476
- Always.
- When you have a bunch of thoughts

1295
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:29,788
and you don't know
what to do with them, just crush them.

1296
01:01:29,812 --> 01:01:31,814
And then you align
the thoughts, you know?

1297
01:01:31,898 --> 01:01:33,941
And then you make logic of it. Look.

1298
01:01:34,025 --> 01:01:35,460
- You see one thought over here.
- Yeah, totally.

1299
01:01:35,484 --> 01:01:37,111
- Another thought over here.
- Yep.

1300
01:01:37,195 --> 01:01:40,072
If we make four thoughts,
we can have two thoughts each.

1301
01:01:40,156 --> 01:01:42,283
Two thoughts each, okay.

1302
01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:44,035
You kind of look like my boyfriend.

1303
01:01:44,118 --> 01:01:45,870
- I do?
- Yeah.

1304
01:01:45,995 --> 01:01:46,995
Ladies.

1305
01:01:47,038 --> 01:01:48,558
You're dating
someone who resembles me?

1306
01:01:48,623 --> 01:01:50,833
Oh, yeah.
Not only dating, he lives with us.

1307
01:01:50,917 --> 01:01:53,753
He's a really good
step-dad to my daughter.

1308
01:01:53,836 --> 01:01:55,504
- You smell so good.
- How do we differ?

1309
01:01:55,588 --> 01:01:57,840
I mean, does he dress like me
or does he sound like me?

1310
01:01:57,924 --> 01:02:00,509
- Oh, he's Mexican.
- Okay, that's one crucial difference.

1311
01:02:00,593 --> 01:02:03,804
Yeah. I have to give her
insulin shots every morning.

1312
01:02:03,888 --> 01:02:06,515
Adam, your music sucks.
We got to change to a new song, buddy.

1313
01:02:06,599 --> 01:02:09,018
She also has
a really bad lung condition.

1314
01:02:09,101 --> 01:02:11,121
- See what we got on the next one.
- I'm sorry, what?

1315
01:02:11,145 --> 01:02:13,314
Classical? Come on, man!

1316
01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:15,483
This song sucks, too.
What's on your iPod?

1317
01:02:15,566 --> 01:02:17,109
Well, you...
It's just on shuffle...

1318
01:02:18,277 --> 01:02:19,463
...so I don't know what's gonna come up.

1319
01:02:19,487 --> 01:02:21,506
Well, I didn't know
that when I grabbed your shitty iPod

1320
01:02:21,530 --> 01:02:23,050
that all the songs would fucking blow!

1321
01:02:23,074 --> 01:02:26,661
Yeah, it's almost like when I was
putting music on my iPod a year ago,

1322
01:02:26,744 --> 01:02:29,413
I wasn't thinking about
fun stripper songs!

1323
01:02:29,497 --> 01:02:31,225
No, you didn't do that!
You didn't plan anything

1324
01:02:31,249 --> 01:02:33,042
except to play your fucking board game,

1325
01:02:33,125 --> 01:02:35,795
just like nobody here
planned anything except for me!

1326
01:02:35,878 --> 01:02:38,214
I try to do
one nice thing for everybody!

1327
01:02:38,297 --> 01:02:42,426
- Bring strippers, fucking turn this...
- May I have this dance?

1328
01:02:43,970 --> 01:02:45,513
Yes.

1329
01:03:12,748 --> 01:03:14,542
Don't insult my fucking friendship

1330
01:03:14,625 --> 01:03:16,353
with somebody that you
don't even know that well!

1331
01:03:16,377 --> 01:03:19,797
Where the fuck do you even get off
coming in here with this bullshit?

1332
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,359
It's just... you know what? I don't
need to stand here and be shouted at!

1333
01:03:22,383 --> 01:03:24,027
I'll take my fucking iPod.
It's insufficient.

1334
01:03:24,051 --> 01:03:25,970
I'm sorry it's not
good enough for you.

1335
01:03:26,095 --> 01:03:28,681
Take your ball!
Go home and play kickball by yourself

1336
01:03:28,764 --> 01:03:30,599
- with your little dickey!
- Adam, wait up.

1337
01:03:30,683 --> 01:03:33,144
Hey. No, that's fine.
He's, like, sulking.

1338
01:03:33,227 --> 01:03:36,105
- I think he needs some company.
- No. He just wants to go to bed.

1339
01:03:36,188 --> 01:03:38,542
He's actually kind of lame.
And I'm not being shady right now,

1340
01:03:38,566 --> 01:03:41,360
but I'm gonna kind of, like,
not let you go up there right now.

1341
01:03:41,444 --> 01:03:42,796
- You're not gonna let me go by?
- No.

1342
01:03:42,820 --> 01:03:45,740
Crystal! Kylie! Let's go! Vémonos.

1343
01:03:45,823 --> 01:03:47,491
Thank you.

1344
01:03:47,575 --> 01:03:49,618
- Have a good honeymoon.
- Oh, thank you.

1345
01:03:49,702 --> 01:03:51,537
I'm not getting... aw, fuck it.

1346
01:03:51,620 --> 01:03:53,372
- Bye.
- Bye. It was good to meet you.

1347
01:03:57,335 --> 01:04:00,338
Sorry, pal.
Sorry about that.

1348
01:04:01,172 --> 01:04:05,509
Wait. I think there's someone out there.

1349
01:04:05,593 --> 01:04:07,529
Look, there's someone right there.
Look, he's running away.

1350
01:04:07,553 --> 01:04:09,513
- I see him. Grab the gun.
- Who the fuck is that?

1351
01:04:10,014 --> 01:04:11,265
Oh, come on.

1352
01:04:43,130 --> 01:04:44,256
I think I see something.

1353
01:04:44,340 --> 01:04:45,841
Is that a guy?

1354
01:04:48,260 --> 01:04:49,720
Hey, are you a guy?

1355
01:04:51,263 --> 01:04:53,557
Hey, come out. Come out.
We see you, man. We see you.

1356
01:04:53,641 --> 01:04:55,559
We see you. We fucking see you.

1357
01:04:55,643 --> 01:04:57,144
Holy shit.

1358
01:04:57,228 --> 01:04:59,146
All right, all right, it's cool.

1359
01:05:00,398 --> 01:05:01,524
Who the fuck are you, man?

1360
01:05:01,607 --> 01:05:03,818
Okay, it's cool. It's just nature.

1361
01:05:03,901 --> 01:05:06,028
- What?
- It's nature?

1362
01:05:06,112 --> 01:05:08,697
What the fuck does that mean?
Oh, oh, he's running.

1363
01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:11,325
What do we do?
Do we go after him?

1364
01:05:11,409 --> 01:05:12,849
No, no, no.
Let's fucking let him go.

1365
01:05:13,786 --> 01:05:15,204
What the fuck, man?

1366
01:05:42,523 --> 01:05:45,443
So I wanted to...

1367
01:05:46,485 --> 01:05:49,321
...apologize for my behavior
last night with you.

1368
01:05:49,405 --> 01:05:53,242
I was very aggressive
and yelling at you

1369
01:05:53,325 --> 01:05:54,952
and sort of pushing you around.

1370
01:05:55,035 --> 01:05:59,832
And it wasn't cool and so I wanted
to say I'm sorry about that.

1371
01:05:59,915 --> 01:06:02,418
Yeah, I... I appreciate you apologizing.

1372
01:06:02,501 --> 01:06:06,130
You know, I mean, obviously,
I know that my idea of fun

1373
01:06:06,255 --> 01:06:07,840
isn't the same as everybody else's,

1374
01:06:07,965 --> 01:06:12,511
but the fact that you can say this
to me now really is much appreciated.

1375
01:06:12,595 --> 01:06:14,638
- So thank you.
- Yeah, and you...

1376
01:06:14,722 --> 01:06:17,183
- You don't have to apologize to me.
- Okay, great.

1377
01:06:17,266 --> 01:06:19,477
Yeah, I'm really going
through some stuff, too.

1378
01:06:19,602 --> 01:06:23,898
And I just...
I'm sorry if my energy,

1379
01:06:23,981 --> 01:06:26,567
especially yesterday and last night,

1380
01:06:26,650 --> 01:06:29,528
was, you know, getting in the way
of you having any fun.

1381
01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:31,697
Sure. No, I appreciate
you guys both saying that.

1382
01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:36,452
I think tonight is actually gonna be
a very cathartic release for all of us.

1383
01:06:37,161 --> 01:06:40,247
Yeah, that'd be nice.
Just sort of relax.

1384
01:06:40,331 --> 01:06:42,625
On that note, all right.

1385
01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:44,293
I'm gonna go take care of something.

1386
01:06:44,376 --> 01:06:46,712
See you guys for dinner.

1387
01:06:50,007 --> 01:06:52,009
I think maybe I'm ready to get out.

1388
01:06:52,092 --> 01:06:54,220
I don't wanna get
swimmer's cough or anything.

1389
01:06:56,639 --> 01:06:57,806
Yeah, let's get out.

1390
01:07:03,979 --> 01:07:04,980
- Hello.
- Hi.

1391
01:07:05,064 --> 01:07:06,857
- Come on in.
- Are you Frank?

1392
01:07:06,941 --> 01:07:08,484
I am Frank. Are you...

1393
01:07:08,567 --> 01:07:09,944
- I'm Isadora.
- Isadora.

1394
01:07:10,027 --> 01:07:11,654
- Hi.
- Hi. Come here.

1395
01:07:11,737 --> 01:07:13,364
You look great.

1396
01:07:13,447 --> 01:07:15,866
This is exactly my style.
I'm not kidding.

1397
01:07:15,950 --> 01:07:17,344
- Really?
- I love that you guys have paintings.

1398
01:07:17,368 --> 01:07:19,787
- That's so beautiful.
- I love paintings.

1399
01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:21,789
Do you really?
I do, too. I prefer that.

1400
01:07:21,872 --> 01:07:23,999
It's like if I see a blank wall,
it bums me out.

1401
01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:25,292
- Yeah.
- This is very cool.

1402
01:07:25,376 --> 01:07:26,919
- Yeah.
- Oh, it's a lot of necks.

1403
01:07:27,002 --> 01:07:29,004
- It's very...
- It's like dogs playing poker,

1404
01:07:29,088 --> 01:07:30,756
- but people.
- Right.

1405
01:07:30,839 --> 01:07:33,592
And here are two other
works of art right here.

1406
01:07:33,676 --> 01:07:38,138
- Hi.
- Greg, Adam, this is, uh, Isadora.

1407
01:07:38,222 --> 01:07:40,683
Hi, I'm Isadora. Hi.
Oh, nice to meet you.

1408
01:07:40,766 --> 01:07:42,476
- Hi. I'm Greg.
- Greg.

1409
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,478
Oh, my God, you have a twin.

1410
01:07:44,562 --> 01:07:46,647
My sister's best friend Nicky
looks a lot like you.

1411
01:07:46,730 --> 01:07:49,525
- A woman? I look...
- Yeah, she's a girl.

1412
01:07:49,608 --> 01:07:54,488
You know, I always thought
that I had ape features.

1413
01:07:54,572 --> 01:07:56,031
That's how I've always seen myself.

1414
01:07:56,115 --> 01:07:57,575
Yeah, you do, but just, like...

1415
01:07:57,658 --> 01:07:59,577
It's like Nicky, too,
but a beautiful ape.

1416
01:07:59,702 --> 01:08:01,721
Apes are the most
beautiful creatures on this planet.

1417
01:08:01,745 --> 01:08:03,205
- Thank you so much.
- Yeah.

1418
01:08:03,289 --> 01:08:05,291
You got ape hands, too.

1419
01:08:05,374 --> 01:08:07,209
<i>L</i> do?

1420
01:08:07,293 --> 01:08:09,211
- It's a total compliment.
- I'm sorry.

1421
01:08:09,295 --> 01:08:13,465
- Did I miss something?
- Oh, um, Isadora here is a sex worker,

1422
01:08:13,549 --> 01:08:15,175
and she's gonna fuck us all for money.

1423
01:08:15,259 --> 01:08:17,219
- Absolutely, but not nee...
- Or whoever wants...

1424
01:08:17,261 --> 01:08:18,738
it doesn't have to be...
If you don't wanna fuck,

1425
01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:20,490
if you wanna...
I got a lot of different holes,

1426
01:08:20,514 --> 01:08:22,242
you know what I'm saying?
So don't worry about it.

1427
01:08:22,266 --> 01:08:24,101
You can do something
with my feet or anal.

1428
01:08:24,184 --> 01:08:26,061
Whatever you're into.
Also, I wanna say this

1429
01:08:26,145 --> 01:08:27,622
'cause I feel like
this definitely helps when I say this

1430
01:08:27,646 --> 01:08:28,981
is that do not worry about money.

1431
01:08:29,064 --> 01:08:30,458
Please put that
out of your head right now.

1432
01:08:30,482 --> 01:08:32,586
Don't start tallying it up
like, "Oh, can I do this to her?"

1433
01:08:32,610 --> 01:08:34,153
It's gonna add it up. Don't worry.

1434
01:08:34,236 --> 01:08:37,364
I just wanna let you know
that what I'm into doing

1435
01:08:37,448 --> 01:08:40,159
is whatever you are into doing.

1436
01:08:40,242 --> 01:08:43,912
Whatever relaxes you,
makes you comfortable, pleases you.

1437
01:08:43,996 --> 01:08:45,557
Thank you for saying that.
I appreciate that a lot.

1438
01:08:45,581 --> 01:08:47,058
- That is very cool of you.
- You're welcome.

1439
01:08:47,082 --> 01:08:49,126
I'm gonna take you up on that.
Thank you so much.

1440
01:08:49,209 --> 01:08:51,587
- Hey, please do.
- I would love to start with you

1441
01:08:51,670 --> 01:08:54,506
just because I feel like...
is that okay?

1442
01:08:54,590 --> 01:08:56,050
- I think that would be good.
- Sure.

1443
01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:58,552
- That'd be great.
- Can I get...

1444
01:08:58,636 --> 01:09:00,721
ls there a little room I can clean...

1445
01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:02,723
- Yeah.
- Not clean up. I'm not dirty, I swear.

1446
01:09:02,806 --> 01:09:06,018
Of course you're not dirty. Nobody would
ever think that you're dirty.

1447
01:09:06,101 --> 01:09:07,519
I'll show you to the bathroom.

1448
01:09:07,603 --> 01:09:09,605
No, no. I'll do it.

1449
01:09:09,688 --> 01:09:11,565
- Great.
- Yeah.

1450
01:09:11,649 --> 01:09:13,150
- Cool.
- Okay, cool.

1451
01:09:13,233 --> 01:09:15,194
- All right.
- Right this way.

1452
01:09:15,277 --> 01:09:16,820
- Great. Thank you so much.
- Madame.

1453
01:09:16,904 --> 01:09:18,704
- See you in a bit, buddy.
- God, I love this.

1454
01:09:18,739 --> 01:09:20,866
I think I'm just
gonna go for a hike.

1455
01:09:20,949 --> 01:09:22,951
- This... yeah, this isn't for me.
- What?

1456
01:09:23,035 --> 01:09:25,454
I know. I know. I...
I figured it was worth one last shot

1457
01:09:25,537 --> 01:09:28,707
to see if I could get you laid,
but I could tell it's not your thing.

1458
01:09:28,791 --> 01:09:30,918
Sure, I appreciate it.
You know, it's very nice of you

1459
01:09:31,001 --> 01:09:33,480
to, you know, be thinking of
everyone's pleasure all the time, but...

1460
01:09:33,504 --> 01:09:35,214
She seems cool, though,
I mean, honestly...

1461
01:09:35,297 --> 01:09:36,941
She seems great.
I think it'll be a lot of fun

1462
01:09:36,965 --> 01:09:40,177
for you guys to have sex with her
one after the other.

1463
01:09:40,260 --> 01:09:42,179
- But I'll just be outside.
- Okay, buddy.

1464
01:09:43,514 --> 01:09:46,642
Hi, Jodi, hi.
Hi, it's Ari.

1465
01:09:46,725 --> 01:09:50,479
I know I... I've been
kind of stalking you,

1466
01:09:50,562 --> 01:09:52,398
but I... I, um...

1467
01:09:57,319 --> 01:09:59,154
No, I know, I know.

1468
01:09:59,238 --> 01:10:00,989
I was... I gave him a, um...

1469
01:10:01,073 --> 01:10:03,200
Why am I blanking?
A hand job, a handy, whatever,

1470
01:10:03,283 --> 01:10:05,119
you know what I mean?
I... and I was...

1471
01:10:05,202 --> 01:10:07,097
And he was sobbing and coming
and sobbing and coming,

1472
01:10:07,121 --> 01:10:11,250
and it was so profound
to see what you could do to somebody,

1473
01:10:11,333 --> 01:10:13,253
you know, that's not just about...
I was, like...

1474
01:10:13,293 --> 01:10:15,173
I mean, obviously,
I'm sure he was glad he came,

1475
01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:18,424
but to know that it was so much
more emotional than that,

1476
01:10:18,507 --> 01:10:19,842
- so" hi.

1477
01:10:19,925 --> 01:10:22,302
- Hi. I'm Isadora, hi. Hi.
- Hi.

1478
01:10:22,386 --> 01:10:24,471
Nice to meet you.
Oh, good, this is good.

1479
01:10:24,555 --> 01:10:26,640
- The more, the merrier, good.
- Oh.

1480
01:10:26,724 --> 01:10:28,976
- All right.
- So do you see yourself

1481
01:10:29,059 --> 01:10:31,812
- as like a healer?
- Yes.

1482
01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:34,982
- But, like, sex stuff too, right?
- Yes, yes, yes! Oh, my God.

1483
01:10:35,065 --> 01:10:36,775
I love... oh, my God, oh, I love you.

1484
01:10:36,859 --> 01:10:38,044
I love that you said that because...

1485
01:10:38,068 --> 01:10:39,748
Rachel's parents are here.
They're outside.

1486
01:10:39,862 --> 01:10:41,297
They're here now.
I'm gonna go tell Josh.

1487
01:10:41,321 --> 01:10:42,406
What?

1488
01:10:42,489 --> 01:10:44,950
But, like, you'll do,
like, fun stuff and...

1489
01:10:45,033 --> 01:10:47,703
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
anything that you need...

1490
01:10:47,786 --> 01:10:50,497
Joshy? Joshy!

1491
01:10:51,415 --> 01:10:53,041
We gotta clean up!
We gotta clean up!

1492
01:10:53,125 --> 01:10:54,334
- Oh.
- Oh, okay.

1493
01:10:54,418 --> 01:10:56,462
- Not on my account?
- No, we...

1494
01:10:56,587 --> 01:10:57,587
Honestly, don't.

1495
01:10:57,629 --> 01:10:59,649
We're gonna have you go to the bathroom.
We're just gonna do a little cleanup.

1496
01:10:59,673 --> 01:11:00,758
Oh, I've gone.

1497
01:11:00,841 --> 01:11:02,861
I'm very cleansed out
before I ever come to any sort of...

1498
01:11:02,885 --> 01:11:05,387
I know. I just want you to have a
last looks in there.

1499
01:11:07,055 --> 01:11:09,224
Dude, the weed?
We gotta get rid of this coke, bud.

1500
01:11:09,308 --> 01:11:10,893
- Come on.
- What are we doing?

1501
01:11:10,976 --> 01:11:12,644
Sit the fuck down and just be...

1502
01:11:12,728 --> 01:11:14,247
Can I just ask
why are we freaking out?

1503
01:11:14,271 --> 01:11:15,939
Sit the fuck down, Eric!

1504
01:11:16,023 --> 01:11:17,625
Why are we freaking out like
we're in trouble? It's just parents!

1505
01:11:17,649 --> 01:11:18,692
Please!

1506
01:11:23,739 --> 01:11:24,782
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.

1507
01:11:24,907 --> 01:11:27,075
- Hey, Joshy.
- Hi.

1508
01:11:27,159 --> 01:11:28,911
- Long time.
- Yeah.

1509
01:11:28,994 --> 01:11:31,580
- It's been a while.
- We knew you were here, so...

1510
01:11:31,663 --> 01:11:33,290
- We spoke to your mother and...
- Yes.

1511
01:11:33,373 --> 01:11:35,143
...you know, she mentioned that
you were here and we thought...

1512
01:11:35,167 --> 01:11:37,479
- That you were here vacationing.
- Thought maybe it's time to...

1513
01:11:37,503 --> 01:11:40,339
- Clear the air.
- Clear the air, exactly.

1514
01:11:40,422 --> 01:11:42,424
- Yeah.
- I have pictures for you.

1515
01:11:42,508 --> 01:11:44,468
- Come in and, uh, sure.
- Oh.

1516
01:11:44,551 --> 01:11:46,762
- Yeah, just some friends of Rachels.
- Thank you.

1517
01:11:46,845 --> 01:11:48,685
- Oh, yeah, is that...
- ...and then we can...?

1518
01:11:52,726 --> 01:11:54,353
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

1519
01:11:54,436 --> 01:11:56,814
So this is, uh,
these are Rachel's parents.

1520
01:11:56,897 --> 01:11:58,524
- How are you, Ari?
- Steve and Claudia.

1521
01:11:58,607 --> 01:12:00,901
Hi. Nice to meet you.
I hope we're not intruding.

1522
01:12:00,984 --> 01:12:03,403
We're gonna go for a... a hike.

1523
01:12:03,487 --> 01:12:05,113
Yeah.

1524
01:12:05,197 --> 01:12:06,197
Okay.

1525
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:08,659
We were just talking
about a book we read.

1526
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:16,208
Have a seat. Sorry about this.

1527
01:12:16,291 --> 01:12:17,668
It's okay.

1528
01:12:19,628 --> 01:12:22,214
What's that pink thing?

1529
01:12:22,297 --> 01:12:24,341
Oh, this?

1530
01:12:24,424 --> 01:12:26,218
This is, uh... it's Ari's.

1531
01:12:26,301 --> 01:12:28,488
- He's trying to quit smoking.
- Oh, it's a filter thing?

1532
01:12:28,512 --> 01:12:29,614
- Yeah.
- My mother had one of those.

1533
01:12:29,638 --> 01:12:32,266
- It was fancy.
- It's supposed to help.

1534
01:12:32,349 --> 01:12:36,937
First of all,
we want to apologize to you.

1535
01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:40,524
I... I think we were both
so, uh, shaken,

1536
01:12:40,607 --> 01:12:44,027
and I think we took it out on you.

1537
01:12:44,111 --> 01:12:46,363
Not letting you
go to the funeral, that wasn't...

1538
01:12:46,989 --> 01:12:50,367
- ...wasn't really right, so...
- And I hope you forgive us.

1539
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:57,875
Well, wow, I mean, uh,
honestly, this means a lot.

1540
01:12:57,958 --> 01:13:01,169
I mean, yes, sure, yeah, I forgive you.

1541
01:13:01,253 --> 01:13:03,630
I mean, that was really...
That was hard.

1542
01:13:03,714 --> 01:13:06,192
It would help so much if we all just
talked about what happened that day.

1543
01:13:06,216 --> 01:13:08,760
- It would really be helpful.
- Understanding like, you know,

1544
01:13:08,844 --> 01:13:10,530
- the sequence of events.
- You spoke to her right before.

1545
01:13:10,554 --> 01:13:12,073
She called me on the phone.
She called me on the phone

1546
01:13:12,097 --> 01:13:14,284
to ask me one of my recipes,
you know, which I love, of course,

1547
01:13:14,308 --> 01:13:15,743
because I'm very proud of my recipes.

1548
01:13:15,767 --> 01:13:17,686
So help us... help us, Josh, please.

1549
01:13:17,769 --> 01:13:19,330
Did you guys have a fight
or something when you got home?

1550
01:13:19,354 --> 01:13:21,523
- Was there an emotional...
- So, yeah, I got home

1551
01:13:21,607 --> 01:13:25,694
and we didn't... we talked about
what I wanted to do for my birthday.

1552
01:13:25,777 --> 01:13:27,988
You came home and you talked...
You talked to her?

1553
01:13:28,071 --> 01:13:29,781
So she was alive when you got back?

1554
01:13:29,865 --> 01:13:31,241
- Yeah.
- This is what I'm saying.

1555
01:13:31,325 --> 01:13:32,969
This is different
from what you told the police.

1556
01:13:32,993 --> 01:13:34,596
No, I'm talking about
when I got home from work.

1557
01:13:34,620 --> 01:13:36,830
I came home from work
and we started discussing

1558
01:13:36,914 --> 01:13:39,394
what I wanted to do for my birthday
and then I went to the gym.

1559
01:13:39,458 --> 01:13:41,019
This is the part of the story
that keeps changing

1560
01:13:41,043 --> 01:13:43,378
and this is why I wanna know
what actually happened.

1561
01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:45,756
- We just need to know what happened.
- Just tell us.

1562
01:13:45,839 --> 01:13:48,675
L... she was depressed.

1563
01:13:48,759 --> 01:13:50,403
- Depressed?
- She was. She was distant and...

1564
01:13:50,427 --> 01:13:53,639
No, not Rachel.
Our Rachel was not depressed.

1565
01:13:53,722 --> 01:13:55,199
- Never heard that.
- Look, I tried to...

1566
01:13:55,223 --> 01:13:57,684
I tried to get kind of
to the bottom of it

1567
01:13:57,768 --> 01:14:03,398
and every time, she'd mis...
She... she'd deflect

1568
01:14:03,482 --> 01:14:05,525
and she wouldn't answer me.
She was on, urn...

1569
01:14:05,609 --> 01:14:08,070
- Drugs? Was she?
- No.

1570
01:14:08,153 --> 01:14:10,340
- You guys were taking drugs?
- No, we don't take drugs.

1571
01:14:10,364 --> 01:14:12,532
It was medication, you know,
like, antidepressants.

1572
01:14:12,616 --> 01:14:15,577
Okay, you don't do drugs.
She doesn't do drugs.

1573
01:14:15,661 --> 01:14:19,373
She's taking some...
Some medication from a doctor?

1574
01:14:19,456 --> 01:14:20,975
- Please tell me from a doctor?
- Yes, yes.

1575
01:14:20,999 --> 01:14:22,079
You know, here's the thing.

1576
01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:24,419
It's just a little
convoluted for us, right?

1577
01:14:24,503 --> 01:14:27,881
And so we actually paid for
a second autopsy to be done.

1578
01:14:27,965 --> 01:14:30,384
The coroner said that
it was actually inconclusive

1579
01:14:30,467 --> 01:14:32,135
- for it to be suicide.
- Inconclusive.

1580
01:14:32,219 --> 01:14:34,072
- They couldn't say...
- They couldn't say for sure

1581
01:14:34,096 --> 01:14:35,281
- that it was a suicide.
- Could not say for sure.

1582
01:14:35,305 --> 01:14:37,557
So, okay, if she's not...

1583
01:14:37,641 --> 01:14:40,560
Hi. Thank you.
I really had a nice time.

1584
01:14:40,644 --> 01:14:42,884
I'm kind of freaking out,
so I'm gonna probably take off.

1585
01:14:42,938 --> 01:14:44,731
Thank you, though.
I love your home.

1586
01:14:44,815 --> 01:14:46,566
So nice... it's very pretty.

1587
01:14:53,031 --> 01:14:54,491
Who is this?

1588
01:14:54,574 --> 01:14:57,285
I don't know who that is.
I don't know who that is!

1589
01:14:57,369 --> 01:14:58,680
- I'm sure you don't know who that is.
- You don't know who she is?

1590
01:14:58,704 --> 01:15:00,014
- No, I don't.
- 'Cause you don't party.

1591
01:15:00,038 --> 01:15:01,623
- You don't party.
- You don't do drugs.

1592
01:15:01,707 --> 01:15:03,707
- Let me show you something.
- Let me get this out.

1593
01:15:05,293 --> 01:15:06,962
- You don't party.
- You don't party.

1594
01:15:07,045 --> 01:15:08,064
- What's that?
- You don't do drugs.

1595
01:15:08,088 --> 01:15:09,798
What is this?
You taking photos of me?

1596
01:15:09,881 --> 01:15:11,341
How about guns? That's so much fun.

1597
01:15:11,425 --> 01:15:13,260
- This is a BB gun.
- Who is she?

1598
01:15:13,343 --> 01:15:14,783
- Who is she? Any idea?
- So much fun

1599
01:15:14,845 --> 01:15:18,807
when women strip and gyrate all over you
when you're mourning.

1600
01:15:19,182 --> 01:15:20,976
- When you're mourning.
- Look at that.

1601
01:15:21,059 --> 01:15:23,353
Look at that.
Those marks were made by her?

1602
01:15:23,478 --> 01:15:25,206
- She did not do that to herself!
- She strangled herself?

1603
01:15:25,230 --> 01:15:27,000
- Just tell the truth!
- I am telling the truth.

1604
01:15:27,024 --> 01:15:28,042
- You killed our daughter!
- Say the truth, Josh!

1605
01:15:28,066 --> 01:15:29,401
I'm telling the truth.

1606
01:15:29,484 --> 01:15:31,903
- I didn't fucking kill her!
- Oh, really?

1607
01:15:33,572 --> 01:15:35,449
I knew you were that monster.

1608
01:15:35,532 --> 01:15:38,368
Do you fucking see this?

1609
01:15:38,493 --> 01:15:39,745
What the fuck is this?

1610
01:15:39,828 --> 01:15:42,080
That's so we could
get all your lies on tape!

1611
01:15:42,164 --> 01:15:43,832
- I haven't been lying!
- You're a liar.

1612
01:15:43,915 --> 01:15:46,001
- You're a fucking liar!
- Get out!

1613
01:15:46,084 --> 01:15:48,229
- What are you doing?
- Get out, you psychopaths. Get out!

1614
01:15:48,253 --> 01:15:50,505
- Get out. Take your photos.
- We're gonna find out.

1615
01:15:50,589 --> 01:15:52,632
You can keep that!
That's a little souvenir.

1616
01:15:52,716 --> 01:15:54,217
Should we go up there?

1617
01:15:55,010 --> 01:15:57,220
- We're on to you!
- Great, yeah, yeah.

1618
01:16:15,739 --> 01:16:18,992
Is everything okay?

1619
01:16:22,454 --> 01:16:25,123
I don't know. I'm just...

1620
01:16:25,248 --> 01:16:28,418
I guess I'm just, um...

1621
01:16:30,504 --> 01:16:32,923
I'm tired of her.

1622
01:16:33,006 --> 01:16:34,841
I'm tired of, like...

1623
01:16:41,306 --> 01:16:43,934
I'm tired of her
making me feel this way.

1624
01:16:44,017 --> 01:16:46,144
You know, because...

1625
01:16:48,897 --> 01:16:52,192
I don't know.
She just... she... this is...

1626
01:16:55,487 --> 01:16:57,322
It's about her.

1627
01:17:02,661 --> 01:17:08,125
And it's been about her and...

1628
01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:12,295
I... I guess I don't know.
You know what?

1629
01:17:12,379 --> 01:17:16,216
I'm a little...
I'm a little tired of it.

1630
01:17:18,593 --> 01:17:21,138
She checks out,
and I have to fucking deal with it!

1631
01:17:21,221 --> 01:17:25,767
And I have to deal with missing her
and fucking feeling real fuckin' sad!

1632
01:17:25,851 --> 01:17:29,062
And having her fucking parents...

1633
01:17:32,274 --> 01:17:34,234
In case anyone's wondering,

1634
01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:36,403
I didn't, and I hope
you fucking believe me

1635
01:17:36,486 --> 01:17:37,946
because I didn't murder someone.

1636
01:17:38,029 --> 01:17:39,948
I didn't murder her.
I loved her very much.

1637
01:17:40,031 --> 01:17:44,578
And then I guess she thought
that the best way to return that

1638
01:17:44,661 --> 01:17:48,498
would be to kill herself
on my fucking birthday!

1639
01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:56,882
So, I don't know.

1640
01:17:57,007 --> 01:18:00,177
That's what I'm left with

1641
01:18:00,302 --> 01:18:05,682
and... and...
and I'm even sorry now.

1642
01:18:05,765 --> 01:18:08,059
Like, you know, 'cause now
I'm dragging you guys in.

1643
01:18:08,143 --> 01:18:12,230
I'm pulling you guys into this shit,
and you have your own lives.

1644
01:18:12,314 --> 01:18:14,608
And everybody has their own problems.

1645
01:18:14,691 --> 01:18:17,360
And now you have to sit here
and look at me do this.

1646
01:18:17,444 --> 01:18:19,404
It's so fucking weird.

1647
01:18:19,487 --> 01:18:21,865
It's so weird.

1648
01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:26,620
It's so stupid.

1649
01:18:26,703 --> 01:18:29,956
I'm so fucking mad at her.

1650
01:18:31,082 --> 01:18:32,959
I'm so mad at her.

1651
01:18:36,213 --> 01:18:37,631
Well... well,

1652
01:18:42,636 --> 01:18:45,639
Thanks, you know, for coming.

1653
01:18:45,722 --> 01:18:49,434
I don't know
if you guys maybe just...

1654
01:18:52,312 --> 01:18:54,648
Adam, do you wanna play your game?

1655
01:18:57,108 --> 01:18:58,860
If you do.

1656
01:19:00,570 --> 01:19:03,448
I think that would be pretty fun.

1657
01:19:03,698 --> 01:19:05,742
Greg makes great grilled cheeses.

1658
01:19:07,077 --> 01:19:08,203
I do.

1659
01:19:08,286 --> 01:19:10,406
- Fuck it, let's play the game.
- Let's play the game.

1660
01:19:11,498 --> 01:19:13,208
All right, okay.

1661
01:19:13,291 --> 01:19:14,501
Here.

1662
01:19:27,639 --> 01:19:29,182
You want a tissue?

1663
01:19:29,266 --> 01:19:31,768
Yeah. Looks used.

1664
01:19:31,851 --> 01:19:35,063
No. This is actually
Adam's, urn, handkerchief

1665
01:19:35,146 --> 01:19:37,107
that his grandfather
gave him in the war.

1666
01:19:37,190 --> 01:19:38,709
- Oh?
- And I spit my gum in it earlier,

1667
01:19:38,733 --> 01:19:40,294
- but it should be fine.
- Spitting his gum in it

1668
01:19:40,318 --> 01:19:46,199
is a euphemism for using his
grandfather's handkerchief as a cum rag.

1669
01:19:49,869 --> 01:19:53,373
I got this problem. I keep coming
in my grandfather's handkerchief.

1670
01:19:53,456 --> 01:19:55,875
I don't know what to do.
You gotta help me.

1671
01:20:39,461 --> 01:20:41,963
So, Joshua has just rolled three ones,

1672
01:20:42,047 --> 01:20:45,050
which means that we have been
defeated by the Turtlesaurus.

1673
01:20:45,133 --> 01:20:47,802
However, the Mechas will stay strong.

1674
01:20:47,886 --> 01:20:49,220
Hey, Ari?

1675
01:20:49,304 --> 01:20:50,972
What we doing here, bud?

1676
01:20:51,056 --> 01:20:52,974
We're all waiting for...

1677
01:20:53,058 --> 01:20:55,477
To sign off before we launch the attack.

1678
01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:57,437
That's very good.
You're half paying attention,

1679
01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:59,439
- but I like that.
- Good. I'll be right back.

1680
01:20:59,522 --> 01:21:00,565
Okay.

1681
01:21:00,648 --> 01:21:03,409
This is why the grilled cheese is so
good. This is what I did into it.

1682
01:21:05,153 --> 01:21:06,488
- Hi.
- Shit!

1683
01:21:06,571 --> 01:21:08,531
- Hey, man.
- Thanks for coming.

1684
01:21:08,615 --> 01:21:11,409
- Oh, yeah.
- What did I do?

1685
01:21:11,493 --> 01:21:14,120
Hey, it's Jodi from the bar!

1686
01:21:14,204 --> 01:21:16,498
- Jodi.
- That's right.

1687
01:21:16,581 --> 01:21:19,000
Just to catch you up,
there's been an alien invasion.

1688
01:21:19,084 --> 01:21:21,169
We are the Mechas.
We are the machines.

1689
01:21:21,252 --> 01:21:22,605
We are fighting all these monsters.

1690
01:21:22,629 --> 01:21:26,674
If the monsters continue to rise up,
specifically the Turtlesaurus,

1691
01:21:26,758 --> 01:21:28,510
- we're fucked.
- Great.

1692
01:21:28,593 --> 01:21:29,987
- I love that kind of stuff.
- The Turtlesaurus

1693
01:21:30,011 --> 01:21:32,472
has been a real problemsaurus for us.

1694
01:21:32,555 --> 01:21:34,891
We're hoping for a core turbo charger.

1695
01:21:34,974 --> 01:21:37,977
Did you say the Turtlesaurus
has been a problemsaurus?

1696
01:21:38,061 --> 01:21:40,313
- It's been a problem for us.
- I'm gonna focus

1697
01:21:40,397 --> 01:21:42,107
on defeating the Turtlesaurus.

1698
01:21:42,232 --> 01:21:44,150
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1699
01:21:45,819 --> 01:21:47,445
Tell me something good!

1700
01:21:47,529 --> 01:21:50,156
I'll use my charge bomb.
I'll use that on my next turn.

1701
01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:51,300
Should I bust out a charge bomb?

1702
01:21:51,324 --> 01:21:52,492
I don't know if you have one.

1703
01:21:52,575 --> 01:21:55,286
We just needed to have enough
in order to dislodge the space flicker

1704
01:21:55,370 --> 01:21:56,430
and all to team up against...

1705
01:21:56,454 --> 01:21:58,206
You should, in fact,
use that charge bomb

1706
01:21:58,289 --> 01:22:00,369
because I'd love to move
at least three or four hexes

1707
01:22:00,417 --> 01:22:02,752
'cause this Turtlesaurus
is coming out of the side.

1708
01:22:02,836 --> 01:22:07,215
I think that I'm gonna probably
take a break from my marriage.

1709
01:22:08,758 --> 01:22:10,927
Okay, Eric.

1710
01:22:11,010 --> 01:22:12,762
I shouldn't be married.
There's no reason.

1711
01:22:12,846 --> 01:22:15,598
I don't wear a ring. I've been
flirting with women all weekend.

1712
01:22:15,682 --> 01:22:18,268
I wanna fuck other people.
So I shouldn't be married.

1713
01:22:19,477 --> 01:22:22,147
So can I roll?

1714
01:22:22,272 --> 01:22:23,565
Great.

1715
01:22:23,648 --> 01:22:25,692
Pass me the die.

1716
01:22:25,775 --> 01:22:28,361
It's been a...
There's a lot going on.

1717
01:22:28,445 --> 01:22:29,845
You guys are a hot group, you know?

1718
01:22:29,904 --> 01:22:32,073
Fifteen!

1719
01:22:32,157 --> 01:22:34,159
Yes!

1720
01:22:34,242 --> 01:22:35,922
He's not gonna get
anything above an eight.

1721
01:22:41,666 --> 01:22:44,794
If I meant to do
half of the things that I did,

1722
01:22:44,878 --> 01:22:47,714
I'd be a fucking genius, man.

1723
01:22:47,797 --> 01:22:50,675
- Cool.
- I'd be huge, but I am what I am,

1724
01:22:50,758 --> 01:22:52,469
and that's all that I am. I'm fine.

1725
01:22:54,304 --> 01:22:56,347
And I'll take Gen Highway...

1726
01:22:56,431 --> 01:22:57,974
- Jen?
- Jen?

1727
01:22:58,057 --> 01:22:59,642
- Jennifer.
- Jennifer!

1728
01:22:59,726 --> 01:23:02,353
It's not Jennifer. it's... it's short
for Genesis. It's a man.

1729
01:23:02,437 --> 01:23:04,206
Jennifer is a regular
basic bitch, aren't you?

1730
01:23:04,230 --> 01:23:06,399
It's not a woman,
and don't call me Jen.

1731
01:23:06,483 --> 01:23:07,859
- Call me Highway.
- Okay, Highway.

1732
01:23:07,942 --> 01:23:11,613
- Thank you so much for coming.
- Oh, you're so welcome.

1733
01:23:13,156 --> 01:23:15,217
- You're not feeling...
- This doesn't seem really...

1734
01:23:15,241 --> 01:23:16,910
- What?
- ...weird or anything?

1735
01:23:16,993 --> 01:23:18,804
- You're feeling weird.
- I'm feeling very weird.

1736
01:23:18,828 --> 01:23:20,205
- Yeah, it's cool.
- Okay.

1737
01:23:20,288 --> 01:23:21,915
It's okay.

1738
01:23:21,998 --> 01:23:23,625
I wouldn't have come
if I didn't want to.

1739
01:23:29,589 --> 01:23:31,049
Yes!

1740
01:23:31,633 --> 01:23:33,384
<i>Fuck, yeah, Jody</i>

1741
01:23:33,468 --> 01:23:34,928
Okay, GUYS-

1742
01:23:35,011 --> 01:23:37,055
The game basically
comes down to this roll.

1743
01:23:37,138 --> 01:23:40,642
Jodi, we need at least
a 17 or the game is over.

1744
01:23:40,725 --> 01:23:42,185
Turtlesaurus is victorious,

1745
01:23:42,310 --> 01:23:44,437
eats us, and then hides us
under his mutant shell.

1746
01:23:44,521 --> 01:23:46,564
Seventeen is pretty hard. It's, uh...

1747
01:23:46,648 --> 01:23:49,484
Out of three dice,
that's only two in 18,

1748
01:23:49,567 --> 01:23:50,944
one in nine chance.

1749
01:23:51,027 --> 01:23:52,695
I want victory right now.

1750
01:23:52,779 --> 01:23:55,323
This Turtlesaurus
is not gonna get into my life,

1751
01:23:55,406 --> 01:23:56,824
not tonight. Ready?

1752
01:23:56,908 --> 01:23:58,618
Here we go. Come on, Jodi.

1753
01:24:01,579 --> 01:24:02,872
And?

1754
01:24:04,332 --> 01:24:07,585
- On.
- Fuck!

1755
01:24:07,669 --> 01:24:09,504
I'm so sorry. Shit!

1756
01:24:09,587 --> 01:24:11,631
Shit, man!
We played... oh,

1757
01:24:11,714 --> 01:24:14,175
We've been playing
this fucking thing all night

1758
01:24:14,259 --> 01:24:15,927
and that happens? Goddamn it!

1759
01:24:16,010 --> 01:24:18,388
- Fuck you! Fuck you!
- Hey, Greg, Greg, Greg.

1760
01:24:18,471 --> 01:24:24,894
Well, since it's mostly, um,
like, ruined, I think I should go.

1761
01:24:24,978 --> 01:24:26,396
I'm okay. I just had to let it out.

1762
01:24:26,479 --> 01:24:28,439
Goodbye, gentlemen.

1763
01:24:28,523 --> 01:24:29,983
- Bye, Jodi from the game!
- Bye!

1764
01:24:30,066 --> 01:24:31,776
Sorry that I lost the game.

1765
01:24:31,859 --> 01:24:33,879
You know, it's a hard thing
to fight a bunch of robots.

1766
01:24:33,903 --> 01:24:36,197
- You did good.
- No, it's okay.

1767
01:24:36,281 --> 01:24:38,634
- It's not okay. I know I could...
- You're embarrassing me.

1768
01:24:38,658 --> 01:24:40,553
- You're embarrassing.
- We'll talk about it in the hall.

1769
01:24:40,577 --> 01:24:43,079
- See you later, turd!
- Bye, Joshy.

1770
01:24:43,162 --> 01:24:44,581
" Bye.
<i>'</i> Bye. Jodi!

1771
01:24:44,664 --> 01:24:46,874
- Bye, guys. Cool weekend.
- Jodi, I'm on your side.

1772
01:24:46,958 --> 01:24:48,543
- Whatever, Greg.
- I would still argue

1773
01:24:48,626 --> 01:24:50,461
that Mafia is the best board game.

1774
01:24:50,545 --> 01:24:51,814
Yeah, well, Mafia is not a board game.

1775
01:24:51,838 --> 01:24:54,173
There's no board.
There's just sort of...

1776
01:24:54,257 --> 01:24:56,617
- Okay. Well, then, uh...
- ...social fun and nonsense game.

1777
01:24:57,510 --> 01:24:59,929
Well, good game, asshole.

1778
01:25:02,599 --> 01:25:04,601
- Good game, sore loser.
- Yeah.

1779
01:25:12,233 --> 01:25:14,152
Yeah, I...

1780
01:25:33,004 --> 01:25:35,465
Okay. No, I'm sorry.

1781
01:25:36,966 --> 01:25:42,013
That... is... confusing.

1782
01:25:42,096 --> 01:25:43,348
Yeah.

1783
01:25:43,431 --> 01:25:48,144
And... whoa!

1784
01:25:48,227 --> 01:25:49,562
Okay, yeah.

1785
01:25:49,646 --> 01:25:51,022
Okay, okay.

1786
01:26:07,455 --> 01:26:09,207
All right.

1787
01:26:14,379 --> 01:26:16,381
- Hey, Joshua.
- Thanks for coming, man.

1788
01:26:16,464 --> 01:26:20,385
I gotta say, Eric,
this was a really fun weekend.

1789
01:26:20,468 --> 01:26:21,969
Thank you.

1790
01:26:22,053 --> 01:26:24,597
- Greg? Take care.
- Hey.

1791
01:26:24,681 --> 01:26:26,724
Be in touch,
we'll get something planned.

1792
01:26:26,808 --> 01:26:29,060
I'm gonna plan a game weekend
with you, buddy.

1793
01:26:29,185 --> 01:26:31,038
- Let's do it, a whole tournament.
- I love games now.

1794
01:26:31,062 --> 01:26:33,481
- It's your new thing.
- Yeah, so fun.

1795
01:26:33,564 --> 01:26:35,604
There's a lot of great literature
about them online.

1796
01:26:35,650 --> 01:26:37,735
Very critical community, so...

1797
01:26:37,819 --> 01:26:39,153
Hey.

1798
01:26:39,487 --> 01:26:40,738
- You, too, Adam.
- Yeah.

1799
01:26:40,863 --> 01:26:41,863
- You, too.
- Come back.

1800
01:26:41,906 --> 01:26:43,574
Come back and hang out.

1801
01:26:43,658 --> 01:26:45,576
- Sure, yeah, I'd love to.
- Okay.

1802
01:26:45,660 --> 01:26:47,537
- I'd love to.
- Thanks.

1803
01:26:47,620 --> 01:26:49,264
I'll probably never
see you guys ever again,

1804
01:26:49,288 --> 01:26:50,849
but that doesn't take away from the fact

1805
01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:53,334
that this has been one of
the most important weekends

1806
01:26:53,418 --> 01:26:55,586
of my entire life.

1807
01:26:55,670 --> 01:26:57,505
And I thank you.
I thank you for that.

1808
01:26:57,588 --> 01:26:58,816
I don't know if you guys knew this,

1809
01:26:58,840 --> 01:27:00,720
but Greg was a bit of a mess
before he got here.

1810
01:27:00,842 --> 01:27:02,593
- Ha.
- Okay.

1811
01:27:02,677 --> 01:27:04,512
- Okay.
- See you, man.

1812
01:27:04,595 --> 01:27:06,013
- Bye.
<i>'</i> Bye. guys.

1813
01:27:07,932 --> 01:27:09,308
Hey, guys?

1814
01:27:09,392 --> 01:27:12,687
Positive vibes, positive energy!

1815
01:27:12,770 --> 01:27:15,440
Positive vibes, positive energy.

1816
01:27:15,523 --> 01:27:17,608
- You ready?
- Yeah.

1817
01:27:17,692 --> 01:27:18,818
Okay.

1818
01:27:20,778 --> 01:27:24,198
- I'm gonna take off as well.
- Sure, man. I'll see you.

1819
01:27:24,282 --> 01:27:26,082
- Thanks for coming.
- Yeah, of course, buddy.

1820
01:27:29,537 --> 01:27:31,164
- Bye.
- See you.

1821
01:27:31,247 --> 01:27:32,457
Take it easy, man.

1822
01:27:52,810 --> 01:27:53,936
It was good to see you.

1823
01:27:55,688 --> 01:27:56,689
Yeah.

1824
01:27:56,773 --> 01:27:58,733
Thanks for coming, man.

1825
01:28:00,026 --> 01:28:02,236
Sure. I would...

1826
01:28:02,320 --> 01:28:04,947
I would come again.

1827
01:28:05,031 --> 01:28:06,949
I will...
I will always be coming.

1828
01:28:07,033 --> 01:28:10,369
- Coming 24 hours a day.
- I can't stop coming.

1829
01:28:16,334 --> 01:28:17,794
- Yeah. Okay.
- Yeah?