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<i>Your 10-year high school reunion.</i>

5
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<i>Oh, everybody wants to make a good impression,
and I was making mine on-</i>

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<i>Ted? Tad? Whatever.</i>

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<i>I know, not exactly
Most Likely to Succeed...</i>

8
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<i>but it's not like I had
a law degree to brag about...</i>

9
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<i>or a Ritten house Square apartment,
or a fancy job.</i>

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<i>- Oh.
- Or a job, period.</i>

11
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- Man.
- Is that it?

12
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Yes, baby, that's-that's it.

13
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<i>There are women- thiner women-</i>

14
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<i>who have lace bras, silk thongs...</i>

15
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<i>things designed to excite a man.</i>

16
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<i>A thong would look ridiculous on me.</i>

17
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<i>I wear cotton briefs.</i>

18
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<i>My life is about working long hours...</i>

19
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<i>planning trips I never take...</i>

20
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<i>and settling for love found
on the pages of romance novels.</i>

21
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<i>And because things like this
never happen to me...</i>

22
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<i>the lawyer in me wants proof.</i>

23
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Hold on.

24
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<i>Is this Rose Feller?</i>

25
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Who is this?

26
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My name's Todd.
I'm here with your sister.

27
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<i>Things like this,
on the other hand, happen all the time.</i>

28
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Those are my shoes.

29
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<i>You know, it is actually possible
to attend a reunion...</i>

30
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and not wind up passed out
on the bathroom floor.

31
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1994 called.
It wants its hair scrunchie back.

32
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Oh.

33
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How are the fashionable girls
wearing their hair these days...

34
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<i>when they pick up their drunk sisters
in the middle of the night?</i>

35
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Is that even a dress?

36
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Just drive.

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<i>Shit.</i>

38
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<i>♪ Duh-nuh, duh-nuh ♪</i>

39
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<i>♪ Duh-nuh, duh-nuh, duh-nuh ♪</i>

40
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♪ Duh-nuh, duhhh-nuh
duh-nuh, duh-nuh ♪

41
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- ♪ Duh-nuh ♪♪ Oh!
- You're drunk!

42
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Shh. Don't let Sydelle know.

43
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Oops.

44
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I was very clear.

45
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You can only stay here
if there was none of your nonsense.

46
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- Excuse me. I'm gonna go to bed.
- And throw up all over my white carpets?

47
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Absolutely not.
Take your things and go.

48
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Where is she supposed to go?

49
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- I don't care. Take her home with you.
- No way.

50
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- I don't care. Take her home with you.
- No way.

51
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Gee, you two really know
how to make a girl feel special.

52
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- I want to talk to Dad about this.
- Your father's asleep.

53
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My Marcia and her husband are coming
for brunch tomorrow. He needs his rest.

54
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I'm sure if he were given the choice of resting
up for your child or talking to his own...

55
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he'd choose me.

56
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Did you just raise your eyebrow?

57
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I can't tell. It doesn't-

58
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It doesn't move anymore.

59
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"My Marcia's coming for brunch."

60
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To stuff her anorexic face.

61
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<i>What... is... this?</i>

62
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<i>Rose Feller!</i>

63
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- Is there a man in this house?
- Shh!

64
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- A human man?
- Shh, Maggie!

65
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Oh.

66
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No, give me that!

67
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- No! Ooh!
- Maggie! Maggie!

68
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- Yummy. Yummy.
- Shh!

69
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He's cute. Who is he?

70
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None of your business.

71
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Well, I, for one...

72
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am shocked...

73
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and appaled....

74
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Shh! Don't, Maggie. Shut up.

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<i>Life doesn't have
to be this hard, Mag.</i>

76
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If you just prepared a little, you know,
maybe went back to school?

77
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Oh, right.
'Cause that worked so well the first time.

78
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I mean the literacy place.

79
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Retard "U."

80
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<i>- If you just went back, finished up there-
- Right.</i>

81
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maybe it'll help you
figure out what you're good at.

82
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I know what I'm good at.

83
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- Besides that.
- Oh.

84
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You have so much potential.

85
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- You do realize I'm drunk, don't you?
- Mm-hmm.

86
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Remember Honey Bun?

87
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How long did we have him for?

88
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- A day.
- Mmm.

89
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That was a good day.

90
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Yeah.

91
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- Oh. Good morning, um-
- Mmm.

92
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- Hi.
- Hi.

93
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<i>- Is that English?
- Oh, Jim.</i>

94
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This is my sister, Maggie.

95
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<i>She just dropped by last night to visit.</i>

96
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Right.

97
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- Good morning.
- Good morning!

98
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- I'm sorry about that.
- It's not a problem.

99
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Hey.

100
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I could've sworn I had some 20s here.

101
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Mm-hmm! Okay.

102
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Hmm.

103
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Sherbet.

104
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<i>Where does she get the time
to do this?</i>

105
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Okay.

106
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I love you.

107
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<i>All right, Rose. What do you got?</i>

108
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Oh, shit!

109
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There's a man in this picture?

110
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Oh, shut up!
I had technical difficulties.

111
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<i>- Who's next?
- Trust me. Look, he's gorgeous.</i>

112
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- Thank you.
- And smart and totally... smoldering.

113
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- Can you make that a full pound of
the hot sopresata? - You got it.

114
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Office romances can go very bad.

115
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Well, they can also go very good.

116
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You know, 30% of married women
met their husbands at work.

117
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- Where did you get that statistic?
- Made it up.

118
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Mm-hmm.

119
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All extracurricular activity happens
off-campus- his place or yours.

120
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No, his. Mine's a little crowded
these days. Maggie.

121
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- No!
- Just till she finds a job.

122
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You say that like that's something
she's remotely capable of.

123
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Why do you let her do this to you?

124
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Because... she's my sister.

125
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<i>All right. What's your name?</i>

126
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Maggie May Feller. What's yours?

127
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Some of you who had plans for the weekend
are, unfortunately, going to have to cancel.

128
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The settlement discussions for the Donaldson
case have broken down completely...

129
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so we'll need to start
gearing up for trial.

130
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Simon, you should put together
a deposition schedule today.

131
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And, Ellen, you should start drafting
a summary judgment motion.

132
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I'll need to see that before we file it,
so you'll need to get it to me by Thursday, okay?

133
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Let's get to it.

134
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<i>Listen, uh,
I'm supposed to go to Chicago...</i>

135
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<i>to do some recruiting interviews
next weekend, but it's my kid's birthday.</i>

136
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<i>- Can you go for me?
- Chicago?</i>

137
00:12:49,165 --> 00:12:51,065
- Yeah.
- It's cold there.

138
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- Aw, come on. I promised I'd be the clown.
- I don't know.

139
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If I could drag an associate along to help
with interviews so I don't fall behind.

140
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Uh, Feller?

141
00:12:59,576 --> 00:13:03,512
- Any interest? Chicago?
- Oh, gee, I don't know.

142
00:13:03,613 --> 00:13:06,480
I mean, like you said,
it's... pretty cold there.

143
00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:09,780
Buy some mittens.

144
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<i>Rose. Your sister.</i>

145
00:13:16,593 --> 00:13:21,121
Guess who's in New York waiting for
her callback to be the next MTV veejay?

146
00:13:21,231 --> 00:13:23,392
Well, uh-

147
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,367
Out of curiosity, um, how much
did it cost you to get up there?

148
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Who cares? I'll make it back.

149
00:13:28,404 --> 00:13:31,862
Oh, right, when MTV hires you
and makes you a great big star.

150
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Would it kill you to be supportive?

151
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I mean, would that just send you
into "anaphallic" shock or something?

152
00:13:38,915 --> 00:13:41,110
Anaphylactic, Maggie, not "anaphallic."

153
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<i>Maggie May Feller!</i>

154
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I have to go. That's me.

155
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<i>- You're next.
- Excuse me.</i>

156
00:13:49,225 --> 00:13:52,717
<i>- Welcome back, Maggie May.
- Thank you. It's good to be back.</i>

157
00:13:52,829 --> 00:13:56,060
<i>Now, you see the screen
with the words on it?</i>

158
00:13:57,934 --> 00:14:00,164
<i>Just read what it says...</i>

159
00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:03,000
<i>and just... look into the camera...</i>

160
00:14:03,106 --> 00:14:07,406
<i>and give it that- that personality.</i>

161
00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:09,637
<i>Just let it shine through.</i>

162
00:14:13,316 --> 00:14:15,284
<i>Okay, whenever you're ready.</i>

163
00:14:18,855 --> 00:14:22,586
"It's Friday afternoon on"- Oh.

164
00:14:26,496 --> 00:14:28,464
<i>Okay. Let's try again.</i>

165
00:14:28,565 --> 00:14:30,760
<i>- Okay.
- Just relax.</i>

166
00:14:35,071 --> 00:14:38,006
<i>"It's Friday afternoon on TRL and"-</i>

167
00:14:40,443 --> 00:14:42,411
<i>Take it back.</i>

168
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:48,182
<i>"It's Friday afternoon
on TRL and later today"-</i>

169
00:14:53,556 --> 00:14:55,524
<i>You okay, Maggie May?</i>

170
00:14:58,194 --> 00:15:00,754
Yeah.

171
00:15:10,907 --> 00:15:13,205
Well? Are you famous yet?

172
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,746
<i>A position in retail.</i>

173
00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:26,083
<i>Employment history?</i>

174
00:15:26,189 --> 00:15:28,214
♪♪

175
00:15:28,324 --> 00:15:31,487
What was your last job?

176
00:15:31,594 --> 00:15:33,892
- Lucky Jeans for three weeks.
- Why'd it end?

177
00:15:35,632 --> 00:15:40,001
Some crazy bitch with a coupon.

178
00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:43,334
The coupon says 15%!
15% of the total!

179
00:15:43,439 --> 00:15:46,340
15% of 42! Do the math!
What's your problem?

180
00:15:46,442 --> 00:15:49,138
<i>Okay, well, if anyone asks, just...</i>

181
00:15:49,245 --> 00:15:51,907
say it wasn't challenging enough.

182
00:15:52,015 --> 00:15:55,280
And before that was the restaurant, right?
The Canal House?

183
00:16:07,897 --> 00:16:11,958
And before that?

184
00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:14,764
Before that? The Gap.

185
00:16:14,871 --> 00:16:19,604
Before that? The Limited.

186
00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:22,678
Wanamaker's Fragrance,
Wanamaker's Accessories.

187
00:16:22,779 --> 00:16:25,407
Oh, come on. You really don't
want to do this right now, do you?

188
00:16:25,515 --> 00:16:28,678
No, but I also don't want you
on my couch for the next three months.

189
00:16:31,721 --> 00:16:34,815
I'll let you do my résumé
if you let me do your makeup.

190
00:16:34,924 --> 00:16:38,621
- Forget it.
- Why?

191
00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:41,162
I don't know- at some point today,
I have to face the world...

192
00:16:41,264 --> 00:16:43,391
and I'd rather not do it
looking like a $20 hooker.

193
00:16:43,499 --> 00:16:47,401
Oh, come on. I promise you'll
still look like you, just better.

194
00:16:49,906 --> 00:16:52,500
Let's go pick out an outfit
for inspiration. Shoes.

195
00:16:52,608 --> 00:16:55,634
- I don't have-
- Shoes!

196
00:16:55,745 --> 00:16:58,680
You know...

197
00:16:58,781 --> 00:17:02,478
you don't even wear most of these.

198
00:17:02,585 --> 00:17:07,215
Shoes like these should not
be locked in a closet.

199
00:17:07,323 --> 00:17:10,759
They should be living
a life of scandal and passion...

200
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:14,762
getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire
while his frigid wife waits in the limo...

201
00:17:14,864 --> 00:17:18,391
thinking that he just went back into the bar
to get his cell phone.

202
00:17:18,501 --> 00:17:20,867
- These are cute too.
- Please tell me you just made that up.

203
00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:24,770
Look, if you're not gonna wear them,
don't buy them.

204
00:17:24,874 --> 00:17:27,604
Leave them for somebody who's
gonna get something out of them.

205
00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:29,974
I get something out of them.

206
00:17:34,917 --> 00:17:38,011
When I feel bad,
I like to treat myself.

207
00:17:38,121 --> 00:17:40,316
Clothes never look any good.

208
00:17:40,423 --> 00:17:43,187
Food just makes me fatter.

209
00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:46,420
Shoes always fit.

210
00:17:46,529 --> 00:17:49,657
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAUw ^_^ ♪</i>

211
00:18:03,813 --> 00:18:06,509
<i>- Don't slouch.
- Something for you ladies?</i>

212
00:18:06,616 --> 00:18:09,551
I think we're gonna
just take a minute. Thanks.

213
00:18:09,652 --> 00:18:13,110
- I thought I was getting a drink out of this.
- Patience.

214
00:18:28,938 --> 00:18:31,498
Eww! Maggie, no.

215
00:18:43,486 --> 00:18:46,512
How would you ladies like
to join us for something wet?

216
00:18:48,124 --> 00:18:50,115
- What is that?
- It's a vagina.

217
00:18:50,226 --> 00:18:53,457
You know what? Sydelle's right.
You're completely obscene.

218
00:18:53,563 --> 00:18:56,430
Why, because I say "vagina"?

219
00:18:56,532 --> 00:18:59,626
" Michael,
I don't know what's wrong with your girls.

220
00:18:59,735 --> 00:19:02,295
My Marcia never uses the word 'vagina'!"

221
00:19:02,405 --> 00:19:05,772
Oh, no, my Marcia
doesn't even have a vagina!

222
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:08,343
Oh, my Marcia has a vagina,
all right...

223
00:19:08,444 --> 00:19:12,437
but my Marcia's vagina is made
of solid 24-karat gold.

224
00:19:12,548 --> 00:19:17,008
My Marcia's vagina is so perfect,
it's in a museum!

225
00:19:20,256 --> 00:19:23,020
What can I get you girls?

226
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:27,357
We'll have two stacks
of whole wheat honey pancakes...

227
00:19:27,463 --> 00:19:29,158
<i>and a side of bacon, please.</i>

228
00:19:29,265 --> 00:19:32,132
<i>- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.</i>

229
00:19:32,235 --> 00:19:34,465
Oh, and, uh, are you hiring?

230
00:19:34,570 --> 00:19:36,538
I'll bring an application.

231
00:19:38,608 --> 00:19:40,838
My Marcia never eats pancakes.

232
00:19:40,943 --> 00:19:43,741
That's why my Marcia
still wears a m-

233
00:19:43,846 --> 00:19:45,746
What?

234
00:19:45,848 --> 00:19:48,942
I can't believe you just did that.

235
00:19:49,051 --> 00:19:50,951
Did what?

236
00:19:51,988 --> 00:19:54,218
"Are you hiring?"

237
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:57,588
God, Rose,
we were having fun for once.

238
00:19:57,693 --> 00:20:00,719
- It's an opportunity.
- To do what?

239
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:04,664
To work the graveyard shift serving pancakes
to cops and whores and drunks.

240
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:07,930
I think you should work, so you don't
have to mooch off me for everything.

241
00:20:08,037 --> 00:20:10,767
What are you talking about?
I just got us two rounds of drinks.

242
00:20:10,873 --> 00:20:13,569
No. Cuervo Carl got the drinks, and only
because he hoped you'd sleep with him.

243
00:20:13,676 --> 00:20:16,509
Well, I didn't.

244
00:20:17,613 --> 00:20:19,444
You need a job, Maggie.

245
00:20:19,549 --> 00:20:22,848
<i>There's a whole world
of commerce out there...</i>

246
00:20:22,952 --> 00:20:24,920
<i>that has nothing to do with sex.</i>

247
00:20:25,021 --> 00:20:27,387
Where people actually make money
without seducing anyone.

248
00:20:27,490 --> 00:20:30,516
Obviously, or you'd starve.

249
00:20:32,929 --> 00:20:35,796
You're not gonna look
like this forever, you know.

250
00:20:35,898 --> 00:20:38,128
<i>Eventually you'll be older...</i>

251
00:20:38,234 --> 00:20:42,398
and then all the men who foot your bill now
will be buying drinks for girls half your age.

252
00:20:42,505 --> 00:20:44,530
And what are you gonna do then?

253
00:20:46,075 --> 00:20:48,043
<i>Well, you better think of something...</i>

254
00:20:48,144 --> 00:20:50,305
<i>'cause middle-aged tramps aren't cute.</i>

255
00:20:50,413 --> 00:20:52,381
They're pathetic.

256
00:20:54,884 --> 00:20:57,614
- Fine.
- What are you doing?

257
00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,621
Sit down, Mag. Mag.

258
00:21:04,727 --> 00:21:07,025
<i>Your car's here, Miss Feller.</i>

259
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:12,967
Mm-hmm.

260
00:21:13,069 --> 00:21:14,969
Thank you.

261
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:24,743
Hey.

262
00:21:24,847 --> 00:21:27,839
Danvers got busy.
He sent me instead.

263
00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:30,976
Almond croissant? Still warm.

264
00:21:40,229 --> 00:21:44,097
Hi. I was, uh, wondering
if you guys are hiring?

265
00:21:58,948 --> 00:22:00,848
Hi.

266
00:22:08,057 --> 00:22:10,025
Great.

267
00:22:10,126 --> 00:22:12,458
Shit.

268
00:22:37,386 --> 00:22:39,911
- You know about anal glands?
- What?

269
00:22:41,223 --> 00:22:43,123
- Squeeze.
- Eww.

270
00:22:43,225 --> 00:22:47,719
- Oh, you get used to it. Grab yourself an apron.
- We got all sizes.

271
00:22:47,830 --> 00:22:50,856
<i>♪♪</i>

272
00:22:50,966 --> 00:22:53,434
Sorry.

273
00:22:53,536 --> 00:22:55,504
Hello, Sydelle.

274
00:22:57,339 --> 00:22:59,432
No, I can't come right now.

275
00:22:59,542 --> 00:23:02,841
Look, I'll get there when I get there, okay?
Thank you.

276
00:23:04,947 --> 00:23:06,710
Stepmother.

277
00:23:06,816 --> 00:23:09,307
You can put it all in the basement.

278
00:23:09,418 --> 00:23:13,354
I need this space. I'm converting it
to a nursery for my Marcia's baby.

279
00:23:13,456 --> 00:23:17,756
- She's pregnant?
- She will be very soon.

280
00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:19,851
- Maggie!
- Hey, Daddy!

281
00:23:19,962 --> 00:23:21,862
- Yeah, hi, baby.
- Hi.

282
00:23:21,964 --> 00:23:24,262
I thought I heard your voice.
What brings you here?

283
00:23:24,366 --> 00:23:27,199
<i>- I'm being evicted.
- Are you gonna wear that, Michael?</i>

284
00:23:27,303 --> 00:23:31,569
Because if you're not, you should go change.
We're already late.

285
00:23:31,674 --> 00:23:33,574
- Mustn't be late.
- Mm-mmm.

286
00:23:33,676 --> 00:23:36,975
- Stick around, Maggie, have dinner with us.
- Mmm, tempting.

287
00:23:37,079 --> 00:23:39,604
Yeah.

288
00:23:39,715 --> 00:23:43,242
Well- Oh, try not
to burn the house down.

289
00:24:05,708 --> 00:24:08,176
Don't look at me like that, my Marcia.

290
00:24:22,591 --> 00:24:24,559
Shit.

291
00:25:02,665 --> 00:25:05,031
♪♪

292
00:25:06,302 --> 00:25:10,602
Mike, how do you stop
loving somebody when...

293
00:25:10,706 --> 00:25:13,402
<i>they've stopped loving you?</i>

294
00:25:16,412 --> 00:25:19,643
We are within walking distance to three
of the best restaurants in the city.

295
00:25:21,150 --> 00:25:23,482
- I've already eaten.
- Yeah.

296
00:25:23,586 --> 00:25:25,850
Grease is not a food group, Feller.

297
00:25:27,356 --> 00:25:30,154
<i>- Bon appetit.
- Will you stay with me?</i>

298
00:25:34,830 --> 00:25:38,288
Okay, I'm not gonna start
with your butt first, okay?

299
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,961
I'm gonna wait for us to get
to know each other a little better.

300
00:25:42,071 --> 00:25:45,768
All right. Here you go.

301
00:25:45,875 --> 00:25:47,706
Okay.

302
00:25:52,047 --> 00:25:54,447
Oh! Shit.

303
00:25:56,552 --> 00:25:59,680
Here we go, sweetie.

304
00:26:06,228 --> 00:26:08,628
Oh, God.

305
00:26:19,375 --> 00:26:21,570
No! Truce.

306
00:26:38,494 --> 00:26:40,394
Damn it!

307
00:26:42,498 --> 00:26:45,592
- They got you too, huh?
- What?

308
00:26:45,701 --> 00:26:48,670
They tow on Saturdays.

309
00:26:48,771 --> 00:26:52,070
Great. Do you know
where they take the cars?

310
00:26:52,174 --> 00:26:55,200
Uh, yeah, it's this impound lot
down on South Street.

311
00:26:55,311 --> 00:26:58,803
I'm parked around the corner.
I'm taking him. We'd be glad to take you too.

312
00:26:58,914 --> 00:27:01,712
<i>- Yeah.
- If you want.</i>

313
00:27:01,817 --> 00:27:03,785
Yeah, that would be great.

314
00:27:03,886 --> 00:27:06,616
Uh, you know, are we-
I mean, are we- are we in a rush?

315
00:27:06,722 --> 00:27:10,658
'Cause I could stand going for a drink.

316
00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:12,659
- Sure.
- All right. All right. Cool.

317
00:27:12,761 --> 00:27:14,661
- There it is. What's your name?
- Maggie.

318
00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:16,731
- Hey. Grant. Nice to meet you.
- Hey, I'm Tim.

319
00:27:16,832 --> 00:27:19,266
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Nice way to end your day.

320
00:27:19,368 --> 00:27:23,862
Yeah. My sister would kill me
if she knew I got her car towed.

321
00:27:23,973 --> 00:27:25,941
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^♪</i>

322
00:27:41,890 --> 00:27:44,620
<i>Where is this place?</i>

323
00:27:44,727 --> 00:27:46,752
<i>We're almost there.</i>

324
00:27:46,862 --> 00:27:49,626
<i>♪♪</i>

325
00:27:57,172 --> 00:27:59,367
<i>♪♪</i>

326
00:28:06,882 --> 00:28:08,850
<i>We're in like Flynn.</i>

327
00:28:08,951 --> 00:28:10,919
<i>All right, go ahead.</i>

328
00:28:16,425 --> 00:28:18,757
- There it is.
- All right, let's go.

329
00:28:18,861 --> 00:28:22,422
- All right.
- All right. Thanks.

330
00:28:22,531 --> 00:28:24,499
- All right.
- So, thanks for the ride.

331
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,228
Thanks for the drinks and the fun,
and, uh, we'll see you guys later.

332
00:28:27,336 --> 00:28:29,304
Well- I mean, wait, wait.
Hang on, hang on.

333
00:28:29,405 --> 00:28:31,305
Maybe we can go do something.

334
00:28:31,407 --> 00:28:33,500
- You know, it's early still.
- No, I'm okay, actually. I'm just gonna go.

335
00:28:33,609 --> 00:28:36,077
Yeah, but you can't just take the car.
You got to pay for it.

336
00:28:36,178 --> 00:28:38,806
- Let me go!
- What are you doing? Hey, wait up! Wait!

337
00:28:38,914 --> 00:28:41,382
<i>Grant! Leave it alone!</i>

338
00:28:41,483 --> 00:28:44,350
Ow! God!

339
00:28:44,453 --> 00:28:48,389
Aah!

340
00:29:10,479 --> 00:29:12,879
What the hell is that?

341
00:29:12,981 --> 00:29:14,881
It's Honey Bun Two.

342
00:29:14,983 --> 00:29:17,451
You bought a dog.

343
00:29:17,553 --> 00:29:19,783
No, I borrowed him.

344
00:29:19,888 --> 00:29:22,049
I didn't want to be alone last night.

345
00:29:22,157 --> 00:29:24,125
I had- I had a bad night.

346
00:29:24,226 --> 00:29:26,694
So did I, Maggie, several of them...

347
00:29:26,795 --> 00:29:28,763
but you don't see me stealing dogs.

348
00:29:28,864 --> 00:29:33,062
I was scared.
There were these guys and-

349
00:29:33,168 --> 00:29:35,659
- Of course there were.
- And I got home, and you were gone. l-

350
00:29:35,771 --> 00:29:39,969
<i>My plane was late.
I have to be in court in 20 minutes.</i>

351
00:29:40,075 --> 00:29:42,509
I missed two days of work for nothing,
which means I'm gonna have to work forever.

352
00:29:42,611 --> 00:29:44,238
<i>And now I'm getting a cold...</i>

353
00:29:44,346 --> 00:29:47,577
so I don't have room in my head
for your problems right now.

354
00:29:48,617 --> 00:29:51,313
Just have my sheets cleaned
and the dog out...

355
00:29:51,420 --> 00:29:53,320
by the time I get home.

356
00:30:06,101 --> 00:30:08,296
My car has a boot on it!

357
00:30:08,403 --> 00:30:11,372
How the hell did my car
get a boot on it?

358
00:30:11,473 --> 00:30:14,203
Oh, I was trying to tell you.
l- I used it the other day-

359
00:30:14,309 --> 00:30:17,870
Five years I've had that car,
not one ticket.

360
00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:20,642
You use it-without permission-
for two days.

361
00:30:20,749 --> 00:30:22,649
- Melanie Dillon.
- Melanie, it's me.

362
00:30:22,751 --> 00:30:24,946
- Hi, Rose.
- There's an emergency, and I can't make it to court.

363
00:30:25,053 --> 00:30:27,521
- Can you send someone to cover for me?
- Got it.

364
00:30:27,623 --> 00:30:29,716
Thank you.

365
00:30:29,825 --> 00:30:31,725
You ruin everything.

366
00:30:35,430 --> 00:30:38,991
I can't take this anymore, Maggie.
I can't.

367
00:30:39,101 --> 00:30:41,194
I want you out.

368
00:30:41,303 --> 00:30:44,466
Now. Today,
before I get home from work.

369
00:30:44,573 --> 00:30:48,805
- Where am I supposed to go?
- That is not my problem!

370
00:30:48,911 --> 00:30:52,677
<i>You are your problem!
You figure it out!</i>

371
00:31:00,088 --> 00:31:03,080
- How was Chicago?
- Cold.

372
00:31:03,192 --> 00:31:05,160
Sorry I couldn't swing it.

373
00:31:05,260 --> 00:31:07,854
- Things were kind of crazy around here.
- Yeah, I know.

374
00:31:07,963 --> 00:31:09,931
I work here too.

375
00:31:13,502 --> 00:31:16,062
You know, Jim...

376
00:31:16,171 --> 00:31:19,572
if you say you're gonna be in Chicago,
you should be in Chicago.

377
00:31:19,675 --> 00:31:23,111
And if you can't make it, if you know you're
gonna send Simon Stein in your place...

378
00:31:23,212 --> 00:31:25,442
then pick up the goddamn phone.

379
00:31:30,852 --> 00:31:34,253
<i>♪♪</i>

380
00:31:57,312 --> 00:31:59,212
Bitch.

381
00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:22,535
<i>♪♪</i>

382
00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:32,376
It's okay, Honey Bun. Shh.

383
00:32:43,225 --> 00:32:45,284
Is... Rose here?

384
00:32:47,029 --> 00:32:48,997
Nope.

385
00:33:49,725 --> 00:33:51,625
<i>Oh!</i>

386
00:33:51,727 --> 00:33:53,820
Rose. Rose.

387
00:33:58,533 --> 00:34:02,560
I liked you. I really liked you.

388
00:34:04,973 --> 00:34:07,032
She won't even remember your name.

389
00:34:07,142 --> 00:34:10,168
In fact, she can't even spell it.

390
00:34:10,278 --> 00:34:13,509
Can you, Mag? Want to give it a try?
Come on, sound it out.

391
00:34:13,615 --> 00:34:16,948
<i>Ji... immm.</i>

392
00:34:17,052 --> 00:34:19,714
Jim.

393
00:34:19,821 --> 00:34:22,381
Pretty, but real stupid.

394
00:34:22,491 --> 00:34:25,358
Shut up, you fat pig!

395
00:34:28,063 --> 00:34:31,555
Did you honestly just say "fat pig"?

396
00:34:36,438 --> 00:34:38,736
You are my sister...

397
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:43,402
and the best you can do is "fat pig"?

398
00:34:50,652 --> 00:34:52,882
Get out of my life!

399
00:34:52,988 --> 00:34:55,252
Oh!

400
00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:08,292
Is there anything I can do?

401
00:35:08,403 --> 00:35:10,371
I want 200 bucks.

402
00:35:12,474 --> 00:35:15,068
That's the going rate, isn't it?

403
00:35:28,390 --> 00:35:30,915
When's your next train to New York?

404
00:35:33,428 --> 00:35:35,396
12:18.

405
00:36:30,218 --> 00:36:32,186
Mrs. Lefkowitz?

406
00:36:37,459 --> 00:36:39,484
<i>All right already!</i>

407
00:36:41,129 --> 00:36:43,620
Oh, sorry.
I thought it was my son.

408
00:36:43,732 --> 00:36:46,565
- I'll get my list.
- Okay.

409
00:36:46,668 --> 00:36:50,434
I didn't know your son was here.
That's wonderful.

410
00:36:50,539 --> 00:36:53,508
Yeah, well,
he said he wants to see me.

411
00:36:53,608 --> 00:36:57,408
And where is he now?
He's on the beach, looking at bosoms.

412
00:36:57,512 --> 00:37:00,037
<i>Hey, Lewis, what's the matter?</i>

413
00:37:00,148 --> 00:37:02,139
You look like you just had a stroke.

414
00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:05,549
- Hi, Mrs. Lefkowitz. Hi, Ella. I didn't see you.
- Hello.

415
00:37:05,654 --> 00:37:08,714
- She's invisible.
- You look confused.

416
00:37:08,823 --> 00:37:12,088
Well, who needs all these choices?
It's soap.

417
00:37:12,193 --> 00:37:16,289
I say, when in doubt,
go for the simplest box.

418
00:37:16,398 --> 00:37:20,334
Ah. You know, Sharla taught me
almost everything.

419
00:37:20,435 --> 00:37:22,699
Cooking, dishes,
how to use a cell phone.

420
00:37:22,804 --> 00:37:24,772
Never got around to the laundry.

421
00:37:24,873 --> 00:37:26,864
You must miss her.

422
00:37:26,975 --> 00:37:29,944
Mmm, every day. You?

423
00:37:30,045 --> 00:37:34,072
Well, I didn't know your wife,
so, no, I can't say that I do.

424
00:37:37,919 --> 00:37:41,320
Oh, finally,
a date with Lewis Feldman.

425
00:37:41,423 --> 00:37:43,323
What do you mean?

426
00:37:43,425 --> 00:37:46,121
He's had his eye on you
since he got here.

427
00:37:46,227 --> 00:37:48,787
That's ridiculous. He has not.

428
00:37:48,897 --> 00:37:52,628
Anyway, it's not a date.
I'm just helping him with his laundry.

429
00:37:52,734 --> 00:37:55,897
Why? What do you think dates look
like around here, bungee jumping?

430
00:37:56,004 --> 00:37:58,165
Believe me, it's a date.

431
00:38:00,342 --> 00:38:02,310
<i>At least she's gone.</i>

432
00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:05,106
Where'd she go to anyway?

433
00:38:06,615 --> 00:38:10,381
I don't know. My dad's, I guess.

434
00:38:10,485 --> 00:38:14,785
<i>Well, that's good. Gives Sydelle
one more thing to complain about.</i>

435
00:38:18,293 --> 00:38:20,693
Which one are you crying about-

436
00:38:20,795 --> 00:38:23,662
the predatory prick
or the shit-for-brains tramp?

437
00:38:24,966 --> 00:38:28,527
'Cause neither one deserves your tears.

438
00:38:30,639 --> 00:38:33,335
You know, Amy...

439
00:38:33,441 --> 00:38:35,409
I'm sure you're right...

440
00:38:40,515 --> 00:38:44,042
but sometimes I wish you'd just say...

441
00:38:44,152 --> 00:38:46,279
"Boy, that sucks...

442
00:38:46,388 --> 00:38:50,347
and I'm really sorry
it happened to you."

443
00:38:54,696 --> 00:38:57,927
- Do you have them for every high holiday?
- Yeah.

444
00:38:58,033 --> 00:39:01,366
The Passover one says,
"What makes this tuchis unlike any other?"

445
00:39:01,469 --> 00:39:03,801
My son, the joker.

446
00:39:03,905 --> 00:39:07,466
<i>Thinks it makes up for the fact
that I don't see him on the holidays.</i>

447
00:39:07,575 --> 00:39:10,169
- They go to her parents.
- Well, at least he's married.

448
00:39:10,278 --> 00:39:14,078
- My son- 55, still single.
- Gay?

449
00:39:14,182 --> 00:39:17,083
I wish. Immature.

450
00:39:17,185 --> 00:39:19,415
Ella, tell me about your family.

451
00:39:19,521 --> 00:39:22,786
Well, my husband Ira
was in real estate.

452
00:39:22,891 --> 00:39:24,859
Died three years ago. Cancer.

453
00:39:24,959 --> 00:39:28,395
That's funny?

454
00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:31,465
No, it's the way we do that-
the dead spouse intro.

455
00:39:31,566 --> 00:39:33,557
Name, rank, when did he die, how.

456
00:39:33,668 --> 00:39:35,761
But not the specifics.

457
00:39:35,870 --> 00:39:38,771
Cancer's okay,
but no one ever says "lung cancer."

458
00:39:38,873 --> 00:39:40,898
Or, God forbid, "prostate cancer."

459
00:39:41,009 --> 00:39:43,569
How 'bout you? Have any kids?

460
00:39:43,678 --> 00:39:46,169
No.

461
00:39:47,449 --> 00:39:50,077
No, I don't have any children.

462
00:39:59,060 --> 00:40:04,020
<i>Rufus? Is that Rufus?</i>

463
00:40:04,132 --> 00:40:06,965
Uh, is Shirley back
from Europe already?

464
00:40:07,068 --> 00:40:09,764
Ooh, I thought she- I thought she
was boarding Rufus for another month.

465
00:40:09,871 --> 00:40:11,771
She is. Yeah.

466
00:40:11,873 --> 00:40:16,310
I just... walk... Rufus.

467
00:40:16,411 --> 00:40:18,845
- Oh, you're with the Elegant Paw.
- No. No, I'm-

468
00:40:18,947 --> 00:40:20,847
- Hi, Carol.
- Hey, Carol.

469
00:40:20,949 --> 00:40:22,883
- Hi.
- Good girl, Molly.

470
00:40:22,984 --> 00:40:26,784
- I'm... freelance. A... freelance dog-walker.
- Oh, I see.

471
00:40:26,888 --> 00:40:30,289
Yeah, I work for kennels,
with kennels, and, uh...

472
00:40:30,391 --> 00:40:32,825
with- for individuals... too.

473
00:40:32,927 --> 00:40:35,259
- She's just what we need.
- Absolutely.

474
00:40:35,363 --> 00:40:38,992
How much do you charge?

475
00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:41,830
Jesus! You saved my ass.

476
00:40:41,936 --> 00:40:45,895
- Where did you find him?
- Oh, just... wandering around Ritten house.

477
00:40:46,007 --> 00:40:49,841
You know, I give this girl a job.
She seems normal.

478
00:40:49,944 --> 00:40:53,141
Next thing I know,
she's taken off with this dog.

479
00:40:53,248 --> 00:40:57,878
You can imagine, something like this gets out,
and I'm out of business.

480
00:40:57,986 --> 00:41:02,889
So, how does 200 sound for a reward?
Fair enough?

481
00:41:02,991 --> 00:41:05,585
- I don't want a reward.
- What are you, a saint?

482
00:41:05,693 --> 00:41:07,524
No.

483
00:41:07,629 --> 00:41:10,359
Uh, I was thinking...
maybe instead of a reward...

484
00:41:10,465 --> 00:41:13,161
you could offer your clients
my dog-walking services.

485
00:41:13,268 --> 00:41:15,634
Exclusively.

486
00:41:15,737 --> 00:41:18,968
We could split the proceeds.

487
00:41:49,571 --> 00:41:52,597
<i>Not so much as the Winnebago he left her.</i>

488
00:41:52,707 --> 00:41:55,039
Oh, it's horrible!

489
00:41:55,143 --> 00:41:59,170
You won't be laughing when
you're eating government cheese.

490
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,180
Hello.

491
00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:05,084
- Hello?
- Is this Ella Hirsch?

492
00:42:05,186 --> 00:42:07,086
Yes, it is.

493
00:42:07,188 --> 00:42:11,716
Did you have a daughter named Caroline?

494
00:42:11,826 --> 00:42:14,021
Yes.

495
00:42:28,810 --> 00:42:32,871
<i>So, are you on vacation, or-</i>

496
00:42:36,651 --> 00:42:38,551
Yeah.

497
00:42:38,653 --> 00:42:42,680
Mmm. Well, we've been
having wonderful weather.

498
00:42:48,162 --> 00:42:50,130
I'm so glad you called.

499
00:42:53,835 --> 00:42:55,803
I'm so glad you're here.

500
00:43:22,764 --> 00:43:25,824
Mrs. Lefkowitz, this is
my granddaughter Maggie Feller.

501
00:43:28,102 --> 00:43:31,128
- Hello.
- Hi.

502
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:35,141
Well, you must be starving.
I can, uh, fix you something to eat-

503
00:43:35,243 --> 00:43:36,870
No, that's- I'm fine.

504
00:43:36,978 --> 00:43:39,776
I just, uh-

505
00:43:39,881 --> 00:43:44,841
- I'm really tired.
- Oh. Well, let me show you the guest room.

506
00:43:44,953 --> 00:43:48,252
Um, it's right through here.
Uh, this is the bathroom.

507
00:43:48,356 --> 00:43:52,019
<i>And I'll put out clean towels
and, uh, a washcloth.</i>

508
00:43:52,126 --> 00:43:54,594
The bed's made up...

509
00:43:54,696 --> 00:43:57,358
and there are, um,
extra blankets in the closet.

510
00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:03,236
- Is my grandfather around?
- Oh. No.

511
00:44:03,338 --> 00:44:06,865
No, Ira passed away
over three years ago.

512
00:44:08,509 --> 00:44:11,103
So, you'll call me
if you need anything?

513
00:44:11,212 --> 00:44:13,339
Yeah.

514
00:44:29,564 --> 00:44:32,795
Hey, you said you didn't have children.

515
00:44:32,900 --> 00:44:35,630
I said I don't have children.

516
00:44:35,737 --> 00:44:38,831
<i>I had a daughter.</i>

517
00:44:38,940 --> 00:44:41,135
Her name was Caroline.
She died.

518
00:44:41,242 --> 00:44:43,039
What was she like?

519
00:44:45,413 --> 00:44:50,077
Well, she was-
she was exactly like that.

520
00:44:50,184 --> 00:44:52,482
Same eyes, same skin...

521
00:44:52,587 --> 00:44:54,714
same face- identical.

522
00:44:57,258 --> 00:45:00,421
But she had, um, health problems.

523
00:45:00,528 --> 00:45:03,964
- She had mental health problems.
- Tsk.

524
00:45:04,065 --> 00:45:06,295
Well, how'd she die?

525
00:45:11,139 --> 00:45:13,039
Car accident.

526
00:45:15,176 --> 00:45:17,371
A leave of absence? Why?

527
00:45:17,478 --> 00:45:20,072
I'm just-
I'm not happy at that firm.

528
00:45:20,181 --> 00:45:22,342
So instead you'll be walking dogs.

529
00:45:22,450 --> 00:45:25,783
And running errands, and-
I think it'll be fun.

530
00:45:27,488 --> 00:45:30,013
Are you okay?

531
00:45:30,124 --> 00:45:32,092
You're not having-

532
00:45:33,294 --> 00:45:36,024
What?

533
00:45:36,130 --> 00:45:41,067
If you ever want to talk to someone,
Rose, I'll pay for it.

534
00:45:41,169 --> 00:45:44,400
No questions asked.
If you're ever feeling-

535
00:45:44,505 --> 00:45:47,201
Crazy?

536
00:45:47,308 --> 00:45:50,539
I'm not the one
you should be worried about.

537
00:45:50,645 --> 00:45:53,978
How is Maggie?

538
00:45:54,082 --> 00:45:56,607
- You haven't seen her?
- No, she's still with you, isn't she?

539
00:45:56,717 --> 00:46:01,711
Oh, yeah, she is. She's fine.

540
00:46:01,823 --> 00:46:04,383
- Thanks for the coffee.
- All right. See you soon?

541
00:46:04,492 --> 00:46:06,392
Yeah.

542
00:46:19,140 --> 00:46:22,132
The number
you have called is no longer in service.

543
00:46:22,243 --> 00:46:24,336
If you feel you have reached
this recording-

544
00:46:29,750 --> 00:46:31,650
Hmm.

545
00:46:38,893 --> 00:46:41,123
Well, good morning.

546
00:46:41,229 --> 00:46:43,129
Did you sleep well?

547
00:46:43,231 --> 00:46:45,131
Fine, thanks.

548
00:46:45,233 --> 00:46:48,760
I have English muffins here.
I can make you any kind of eggs you'd like.

549
00:46:48,870 --> 00:46:51,839
- I don't eat breakfast.
- Oh.

550
00:46:51,939 --> 00:46:53,907
I drink coffee.

551
00:46:55,476 --> 00:46:59,606
So, my goodness. This is a surprise.

552
00:46:59,714 --> 00:47:01,682
Such a lovely surprise.

553
00:47:03,151 --> 00:47:05,119
After all this time.

554
00:47:06,654 --> 00:47:09,555
- Yeah, what's up with that?
- I beg your pardon?

555
00:47:09,657 --> 00:47:14,458
Well, were you always out of the picture,
or just after Mom died?

556
00:47:14,562 --> 00:47:19,693
Oh, your grandfather and I were never out
of the- I mean, we were always there.

557
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,700
We-

558
00:47:21,802 --> 00:47:25,431
And even after your mom died, I wrote.

559
00:47:25,540 --> 00:47:28,634
Birthday cards, every year.
And I never heard back.

560
00:47:28,743 --> 00:47:31,678
Yeah, I know. You wrote
for a while. I just found them.

561
00:47:31,779 --> 00:47:34,543
What do you mean, "just"?

562
00:47:34,649 --> 00:47:38,710
I guess they got waylaid.
Thanks for the money.

563
00:47:38,819 --> 00:47:42,084
You're telling me that your father
never gave you my cards?

564
00:47:42,190 --> 00:47:44,351
Mm-mmm.

565
00:47:44,458 --> 00:47:46,926
What must you have thought?

566
00:47:48,563 --> 00:47:51,361
I thought you both were dead.

567
00:47:56,037 --> 00:47:58,164
Does this place have a pool?

568
00:47:58,272 --> 00:48:01,173
- Oh! Sorry.
- Whoa.

569
00:48:01,275 --> 00:48:03,835
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa!

570
00:48:03,945 --> 00:48:06,277
Come on.

571
00:48:06,380 --> 00:48:09,474
<i>Hey, check this out.</i>

572
00:48:09,584 --> 00:48:12,883
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

573
00:48:16,190 --> 00:48:18,454
Hey.

574
00:48:20,861 --> 00:48:23,227
Where'd she come from?

575
00:48:41,215 --> 00:48:43,240
Hi, sweetheart.

576
00:48:55,896 --> 00:48:57,864
Come on, come on.

577
00:49:18,853 --> 00:49:20,753
Come on. Keep playing.

578
00:49:23,924 --> 00:49:26,188
Rose! Rose Feller!

579
00:49:26,294 --> 00:49:28,319
Oh, Stein.

580
00:49:28,429 --> 00:49:30,522
How are you?

581
00:49:30,631 --> 00:49:34,123
Man, you look great.
Not sick at all.

582
00:49:34,235 --> 00:49:35,964
Why would I look sick?

583
00:49:36,070 --> 00:49:38,504
Oh.

584
00:49:38,606 --> 00:49:41,598
- That's one of the Gosips.
- There are Gosips?

585
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,440
How 'bout that? Lunchtime.

586
00:49:48,549 --> 00:49:51,848
- Hey, how does, uh- How does Japanese sound?
- I'm not hungry, Stein.

587
00:49:51,952 --> 00:49:55,217
Oh, there's no such thing
as not hungry for sushi. Come on.

588
00:49:55,323 --> 00:49:57,985
We'll bill it to one of your old clients.

589
00:49:58,092 --> 00:49:59,992
Uh, thank you.
You eat everything?

590
00:50:00,094 --> 00:50:02,062
- What do you think?
- Okay.

591
00:50:02,163 --> 00:50:06,361
- Um, two orders of uni, one masago.
- Mm-hmm.

592
00:50:06,467 --> 00:50:08,298
- Uh, two tako.
- Okay.

593
00:50:08,402 --> 00:50:10,199
- Two hamachi.
- Mm-hmm.

594
00:50:10,304 --> 00:50:14,331
Then also that cod thing. It was a special
once, but it's not on the menu anymore.

595
00:50:14,442 --> 00:50:16,410
- You know what I'm talking about.
- Tara.

596
00:50:16,510 --> 00:50:18,410
- Yes!
- Okay. Thank you.

597
00:50:18,512 --> 00:50:21,504
- Okay, thank you.
- Thanks.

598
00:50:21,615 --> 00:50:23,845
- You just ordered for me.
- Yes.

599
00:50:23,951 --> 00:50:26,249
- What am I, 12?
- Uh, I'm an expert orderer.

600
00:50:26,354 --> 00:50:28,219
- It's a gift.
- Is it?

601
00:50:28,322 --> 00:50:30,950
Absolutely.

602
00:50:31,058 --> 00:50:34,152
What was the last
great restaurant you went to?

603
00:50:34,261 --> 00:50:37,992
- I took my sister to Le Bec Fin.
- Uh-huh.

604
00:50:38,099 --> 00:50:43,230
And you both got the... snapper,
right?

605
00:50:43,337 --> 00:50:45,396
Close. I got the snapper.

606
00:50:45,506 --> 00:50:49,272
- She got three rum and Cokes and the sommelier's
phone number. - Okay.

607
00:50:49,377 --> 00:50:53,370
Well, I'll take you there,
and we'll get...

608
00:50:53,481 --> 00:50:57,747
the foie gras
with Roquefort-stuffed fig...

609
00:50:57,852 --> 00:51:00,377
Scottish wood pigeon with cabbage...

610
00:51:00,488 --> 00:51:03,013
and porcini cassoulet.

611
00:51:04,825 --> 00:51:06,793
And the chocolate mousse...

612
00:51:06,894 --> 00:51:09,454
with raspberries
and hazelnut macaroon.

613
00:51:09,563 --> 00:51:12,532
You'll want to eat with me
for the rest of your life.

614
00:51:17,037 --> 00:51:18,766
<i>- Ah.
- Here you go.</i>

615
00:51:18,873 --> 00:51:21,137
- Mmm.
- I know.

616
00:51:21,242 --> 00:51:23,073
- The special, tara.
- Thank you.

617
00:51:23,177 --> 00:51:25,077
Enjoy.

618
00:51:26,347 --> 00:51:29,407
So-
What are the other Gosips?

619
00:51:29,517 --> 00:51:31,644
Ah. Um-

620
00:51:31,752 --> 00:51:34,812
Gosip one: mysterious illness.

621
00:51:34,922 --> 00:51:37,982
Gosip two: head-hunted
by Pepper and Hamilton.

622
00:51:40,895 --> 00:51:43,125
Here. Try some of this.

623
00:51:43,230 --> 00:51:46,461
- Gosip three?
- Um, soy?

624
00:51:46,567 --> 00:51:48,762
Oh, come on.
What's Gosip three?

625
00:51:53,574 --> 00:51:56,338
Affair with a partner gone bad.

626
00:52:02,917 --> 00:52:04,817
Don't worry.

627
00:52:04,919 --> 00:52:07,183
Most people are betting on lupus.

628
00:52:14,395 --> 00:52:17,523
Here.
Wasabi makes everything better.

629
00:52:22,269 --> 00:52:25,329
- So, uh, what time Friday?
- Friday?

630
00:52:25,439 --> 00:52:27,339
Dinner.

631
00:52:27,441 --> 00:52:31,343
Oh, look, Simon, this was- this was
really nice, but, um, I don't think-

632
00:52:31,445 --> 00:52:33,310
7:00 it is.

633
00:52:36,317 --> 00:52:38,217
Thank you.

634
00:52:44,458 --> 00:52:46,926
<i>Mmm. That smells good.
What is that?</i>

635
00:52:47,027 --> 00:52:48,995
That's braised veal.

636
00:52:52,933 --> 00:52:54,958
<i>Shit.</i>

637
00:52:55,069 --> 00:52:57,230
There's a paper towel on the counter.

638
00:53:03,811 --> 00:53:05,938
Out of curiosity...

639
00:53:06,046 --> 00:53:09,140
how long is this vacation of yours
going to last?

640
00:53:09,250 --> 00:53:12,481
How come you don't have
any pictures of my mom around?

641
00:53:12,586 --> 00:53:15,521
<i>Don't you like thinking about her?</i>

642
00:53:15,623 --> 00:53:18,592
I don't need to have a picture
to think about my daughter.

643
00:53:27,167 --> 00:53:30,568
You put out pictures,
people ask questions.

644
00:53:30,671 --> 00:53:33,697
They expect you to tell 'em everything,
and I don't do that.

645
00:53:33,807 --> 00:53:36,275
'Cause Mom was sick?

646
00:53:36,377 --> 00:53:38,675
Because she's gone.

647
00:53:40,948 --> 00:53:43,007
Is that why you pulled away from us?

648
00:53:43,117 --> 00:53:45,585
So that you didn't have to talk
about her with us either?

649
00:53:45,686 --> 00:53:48,678
I didn't pull away. I was pushed.

650
00:53:51,125 --> 00:53:53,025
No, listen.

651
00:53:53,127 --> 00:53:56,756
I'm not the one who didn't pass along
the letters. That was your father.

652
00:53:56,864 --> 00:53:58,798
I'm not the one
who didn't want a relationship.

653
00:53:58,899 --> 00:54:01,834
He said that? " I don't want you to have
a relationship with my daughters."

654
00:54:01,936 --> 00:54:03,904
<i>- Oh, yes.
- When?</i>

655
00:54:04,004 --> 00:54:07,269
- At the funeral.
- Why? Why would he say that?

656
00:54:09,109 --> 00:54:13,239
Because he's irrational. Yeah.
He blamed me for everything.

657
00:54:13,347 --> 00:54:16,248
Every bad day, every bad episode.

658
00:54:16,350 --> 00:54:19,547
He did not want me near her.

659
00:54:19,653 --> 00:54:21,621
And after she was gone...

660
00:54:21,722 --> 00:54:25,180
he didn't want me near you
or your sister.

661
00:54:29,997 --> 00:54:31,897
I just wonder-

662
00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:38,836
If you had tried harder,
you know, or, like, tried again...

663
00:54:38,939 --> 00:54:42,204
after he'd gotten over the whole...

664
00:54:42,309 --> 00:54:45,301
shock and grief of it, you know?

665
00:54:48,949 --> 00:54:53,181
'Cause it would have been nice
having a grandmother.

666
00:54:53,287 --> 00:54:55,255
Nice and...

667
00:54:56,290 --> 00:54:58,451
maybe a little less lonely.

668
00:55:04,298 --> 00:55:07,426
<i>She sounds like a manipulative
little nincompoop.</i>

669
00:55:07,534 --> 00:55:11,231
- The girl lost her mother.
- So? You lost your daughter.

670
00:55:11,338 --> 00:55:13,329
- It's not the same.
- It's worse.

671
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,773
A parent burying a child
goes against the law of nature.

672
00:55:16,877 --> 00:55:20,677
Well, so does a grandparent
abandoning her grandchildren.

673
00:55:20,781 --> 00:55:23,409
You said yourself
he didn't want you around.

674
00:55:23,517 --> 00:55:26,452
What were you supposed to do,
break down the door?

675
00:55:26,553 --> 00:55:28,487
Yes.

676
00:55:29,723 --> 00:55:31,623
Shoelace.

677
00:55:32,660 --> 00:55:36,426
For Caroline, yes.

678
00:55:36,530 --> 00:55:39,761
For Caroline.
She was gone, cookie.

679
00:55:39,867 --> 00:55:43,359
And you pushing your way into that house
wasn't gonna do a thing for her.

680
00:55:43,470 --> 00:55:45,995
- She wanted me there.
- You don't know that.

681
00:55:46,106 --> 00:55:49,507
- Yes, I do. I know.
- How?

682
00:55:51,211 --> 00:55:53,179
I just do.

683
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,180
How?

684
00:55:57,685 --> 00:56:00,245
I've never told anybody this,
not even Ira.

685
00:56:00,354 --> 00:56:04,518
I'll take it to my grave,
probably tomorrow.

686
00:56:09,329 --> 00:56:11,297
It wasn't a car accident.

687
00:56:11,398 --> 00:56:14,765
I mean, eh- it- it was a car...

688
00:56:14,868 --> 00:56:19,635
and there was a crash, but-

689
00:56:21,241 --> 00:56:23,709
How do you know it was on purpose?

690
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,448
She wrote a note.

691
00:56:31,452 --> 00:56:34,944
It came the day after the funeral.

692
00:56:35,055 --> 00:56:37,649
What'd it say?

693
00:56:37,758 --> 00:56:39,658
One line.

694
00:56:40,761 --> 00:56:43,628
"Please take care of my girls."

695
00:56:43,731 --> 00:56:46,723
- And you didn't.
- Mm-mmm.

696
00:56:46,834 --> 00:56:48,859
You didn't because you couldn't.

697
00:56:48,969 --> 00:56:51,233
Now you can, so you will.

698
00:56:51,338 --> 00:56:55,798
Ella, bubbeleh, you did the best
you could in a very bad situation.

699
00:56:55,909 --> 00:56:58,707
You got nothing to feel guilty about.

700
00:56:59,980 --> 00:57:03,643
And you tell that
to Miss Hotsy-Totsy Pants.

701
00:57:13,894 --> 00:57:17,022
So this is where all my boyfriends
have been coming from.

702
00:57:19,399 --> 00:57:23,358
They took a vote. I don't know who
I pissed off, but somehow... I lost.

703
00:57:23,470 --> 00:57:26,837
<i>Or won. Either way, it's official.</i>

704
00:57:26,940 --> 00:57:29,773
I am the captain of the softball team.

705
00:57:32,346 --> 00:57:34,246
Yeah.

706
00:57:35,883 --> 00:57:39,546
Look, I know this isn't my business,
but I can't not say anything.

707
00:57:39,653 --> 00:57:45,057
You have rights, legal options
for getting your job back.

708
00:57:45,159 --> 00:57:47,059
I don't want it back.

709
00:57:47,161 --> 00:57:49,823
You don't?

710
00:57:49,930 --> 00:57:52,125
I thought you loved it.

711
00:57:52,232 --> 00:57:55,497
You were always the first one there in the morning
and the last one to leave at night.

712
00:57:55,602 --> 00:57:59,129
I know. Not because I loved it.

713
00:57:59,239 --> 00:58:01,139
Then why?

714
00:58:02,276 --> 00:58:04,176
I don't know.

715
00:58:04,278 --> 00:58:08,112
Maybe... I was scared of what
would happen if I wasn't there.

716
00:58:08,215 --> 00:58:11,378
Oh, what? Like the place
would fall apart without you?

717
00:58:11,485 --> 00:58:15,114
With law freaks like you there? Never.

718
00:58:15,222 --> 00:58:18,555
No, I wasn't worried about the office.

719
00:58:18,659 --> 00:58:21,924
I guess it was more... me...

720
00:58:22,029 --> 00:58:25,021
and what would happen to me
without those people to please...

721
00:58:25,132 --> 00:58:27,760
and those tasks to get done.

722
00:58:27,868 --> 00:58:31,634
Like... maybe... those were
the things holding me together.

723
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:36,375
And without them, I'd...

724
00:58:36,476 --> 00:58:38,444
fall apart.

725
00:58:40,647 --> 00:58:43,172
But you didn't.

726
00:58:43,283 --> 00:58:45,183
I guess not.

727
00:58:47,554 --> 00:58:50,022
So what does hold you together?

728
00:58:58,799 --> 00:59:02,030
For me, it's the law, politics...

729
00:59:02,135 --> 00:59:04,194
the Sixers and good food.

730
00:59:04,304 --> 00:59:09,264
If you ever want to join me
for a game or a meal...

731
00:59:10,377 --> 00:59:12,436
I hope you'll give me a call.

732
00:59:28,996 --> 00:59:30,896
Ella?

733
01:00:05,999 --> 01:00:08,832
Oh. I was just looking for-

734
01:00:08,936 --> 01:00:10,836
For what?

735
01:00:14,808 --> 01:00:17,333
Sorry, l-

736
01:00:17,444 --> 01:00:20,811
Wrong dresser.
It's in the sock drawer.

737
01:00:20,914 --> 01:00:22,939
What is?

738
01:00:23,050 --> 01:00:26,986
My cash. That's what you were looking for,
right? That's what you want.

739
01:00:27,087 --> 01:00:30,181
No. God.

740
01:00:30,290 --> 01:00:33,851
Oh, well.

741
01:00:33,961 --> 01:00:36,759
I guess after being absent
for some 20-odd years or so...

742
01:00:36,863 --> 01:00:39,798
I can't expect you to want
to have a relationship with me.

743
01:00:39,900 --> 01:00:42,368
- How much?
- How much what?

744
01:00:42,469 --> 01:00:47,031
Money, Maggie. How much money
were you hoping to get from me?

745
01:00:49,609 --> 01:00:52,840
- I don't know.
- Yes, you do.

746
01:00:54,481 --> 01:00:57,314
I want to go to New York.

747
01:00:57,417 --> 01:01:02,116
Maybe... act.
I think I'd be good at it.

748
01:01:02,222 --> 01:01:05,419
Mmm, clearly.

749
01:01:05,525 --> 01:01:07,550
- How much do you need?
- Three grand.

750
01:01:07,661 --> 01:01:10,357
That you would not have found
in the sock drawer.

751
01:01:10,464 --> 01:01:12,432
How much do you have?

752
01:01:16,169 --> 01:01:18,069
Well...

753
01:01:18,171 --> 01:01:21,629
I won't give you $3,000,
but I'll do this.

754
01:01:21,742 --> 01:01:24,836
They need help over
at the Assisted Living Center.

755
01:01:24,945 --> 01:01:29,314
You get that job, stop loafing around
here like some princess...

756
01:01:29,416 --> 01:01:31,884
and I will match what you earn,
penny for penny.

757
01:01:37,991 --> 01:01:40,824
You would do that?

758
01:01:42,429 --> 01:01:44,397
Why?

759
01:01:45,665 --> 01:01:48,133
Because I'm your grandmother.

760
01:01:55,642 --> 01:01:57,542
<i>Oh, I don't think so.</i>

761
01:01:57,644 --> 01:02:01,603
<i>Last time I ran anywhere was to my wedding.
Look what happened.</i>

762
01:02:10,090 --> 01:02:13,287
- Is that Corinne?
- No.

763
01:02:13,393 --> 01:02:15,293
- Who is it?
- Maggie.

764
01:02:15,395 --> 01:02:17,761
Have we met before?

765
01:02:17,864 --> 01:02:20,992
There's a pick-up line
with a little dust on it.

766
01:02:21,101 --> 01:02:23,365
Fine. What's your sign?

767
01:02:23,470 --> 01:02:25,802
I've been out of the game for a while.

768
01:02:25,906 --> 01:02:28,374
What, like 70, 80 years?

769
01:02:28,475 --> 01:02:31,467
Give or take.

770
01:02:31,578 --> 01:02:33,546
Where's Corinne?
She's my number-one girl.

771
01:02:33,647 --> 01:02:36,241
Well, excuse me, but what does
Corinne have that I don't?

772
01:02:36,349 --> 01:02:40,911
- She reads to me.
- Oh.

773
01:02:41,021 --> 01:02:45,390
You could do it, maybe nose her
out of first position.

774
01:02:47,394 --> 01:02:49,362
Here.

775
01:02:51,465 --> 01:02:54,400
I'm a little busy right now.

776
01:02:54,501 --> 01:02:57,993
Maybe you should wait for Corinne.

777
01:03:08,548 --> 01:03:11,415
- Hello?
- Are the Sixers basketball or hockey?

778
01:03:11,518 --> 01:03:13,816
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

779
01:03:16,656 --> 01:03:18,624
<i>Come on, Eric!</i>

780
01:03:18,725 --> 01:03:21,159
Yeah, baby! Yeah, baby!

781
01:03:21,261 --> 01:03:23,752
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Get back, get back!

782
01:03:23,864 --> 01:03:26,992
<i>That's Reggie Miller!
You gotta get him!</i>

783
01:03:27,100 --> 01:03:29,568
He'll make it every time.

784
01:03:29,669 --> 01:03:31,569
Boo! That's right.

785
01:03:31,671 --> 01:03:33,764
- Boo!
- Good.

786
01:03:36,443 --> 01:03:38,411
<i>I can't believe we lost the game.</i>

787
01:03:38,512 --> 01:03:40,980
- Why can't you believe it? We've been losin'
all season long. - That's right.

788
01:03:41,081 --> 01:03:43,709
We need a three-point man, a man who
can shoot the pill, a man who can thrill.

789
01:03:43,817 --> 01:03:46,183
I don't care if you have the best
three-point shooter in the league.

790
01:03:46,286 --> 01:03:49,221
- You got to get back on defense. - But at the
same time, you need to put points on the boards too.

791
01:03:49,322 --> 01:03:52,120
Look at the best teams in history-
the Celtics, the Bulls, the Lakers-

792
01:03:52,225 --> 01:03:54,125
all great defensive teams.

793
01:03:54,227 --> 01:03:56,695
I mean, offense sells tickets,
but defense wins ball games.

794
01:03:56,796 --> 01:03:59,196
- He's right. Without defense, you won't win games.
- Thank you.

795
01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:09,472
Hmm.

796
01:04:12,112 --> 01:04:14,512
I see you're a fan of the classics.

797
01:04:16,416 --> 01:04:18,441
Um, what?

798
01:04:22,455 --> 01:04:26,323
- Oh, that. That-That's my sister's.
- Oh. Oh, okay.

799
01:04:26,426 --> 01:04:28,860
I hope you like cheap, almost-stale red.

800
01:04:28,962 --> 01:04:30,862
It's my favorite.

801
01:04:31,998 --> 01:04:34,057
What's she like- the sister?

802
01:04:34,167 --> 01:04:37,432
She's, you know, a sister.

803
01:04:39,272 --> 01:04:42,366
- You don't want to talk about your sister.
- I didn't say that.

804
01:04:45,679 --> 01:04:47,670
I don't want to talk about my sister.

805
01:04:49,983 --> 01:04:51,951
Cheers.

806
01:04:59,426 --> 01:05:02,452
So what's he like,
this, um, Captain Jack?

807
01:05:05,065 --> 01:05:07,033
"His fingers tangled in her curls...

808
01:05:07,133 --> 01:05:11,092
"while his tongue plundered
the soft cavern of her mouth.

809
01:05:11,204 --> 01:05:13,172
"She made no protest.

810
01:05:13,273 --> 01:05:16,140
"Her furnace was alight.

811
01:05:16,243 --> 01:05:19,212
"Jack drew his lips from hers
and urged her forward...

812
01:05:19,312 --> 01:05:22,213
"so he could take
one shirt-veiled nipple...

813
01:05:22,315 --> 01:05:24,215
"into his mouth.

814
01:05:24,317 --> 01:05:27,150
"Kit's gasp urged him on.

815
01:05:27,254 --> 01:05:29,745
<i>"He licked the material
until it clung...</i>

816
01:05:29,856 --> 01:05:31,756
<i>"to the ripe peak...</i>

817
01:05:31,858 --> 01:05:35,225
"then drew the turgid flesh
deep into his mouth.

818
01:05:35,328 --> 01:05:40,197
<i>"Kit moaned, her body
spasming in response.</i>

819
01:05:40,300 --> 01:05:43,497
<i>Her eyes were closed,
her lips parted."</i>

820
01:05:45,205 --> 01:05:48,003
Okay, um, embarrassing
as this is to admit...

821
01:05:48,108 --> 01:05:50,576
I'm officially turned on.

822
01:07:14,661 --> 01:07:17,129
Does this mean that I'm your bitch?

823
01:07:18,998 --> 01:07:21,466
Do you want to be my bitch?

824
01:07:27,006 --> 01:07:30,339
I have wanted to be your bitch
since my first day at Dommel.

825
01:07:32,312 --> 01:07:37,272
That Chicago trip- I was convinced it was
all gonna come together for me there.

826
01:07:37,384 --> 01:07:42,185
- Was I unfriendly?
- Oh, no. I mean, not compared to, say, Stalin.

827
01:07:45,859 --> 01:07:48,191
I'm sorry.

828
01:07:48,294 --> 01:07:52,560
- Hmm. I was hideous.
- That's okay.

829
01:07:52,665 --> 01:07:55,225
You have plenty of time
to make it up to me.

830
01:08:09,282 --> 01:08:12,979
Go, go, go!

831
01:08:14,487 --> 01:08:16,387
Come on, come on!

832
01:08:17,490 --> 01:08:21,551
Yes! Go!

833
01:08:23,129 --> 01:08:27,429
Yes! Yes!

834
01:08:30,370 --> 01:08:32,531
So, how's it going with Hotsy Tots?

835
01:08:32,639 --> 01:08:35,506
- Oh, fine.
- "Fine," she says.

836
01:08:35,608 --> 01:08:38,042
What?

837
01:08:38,144 --> 01:08:40,169
There's no "fine" with grandkids.

838
01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:44,114
It's either the best day of your life
or sheer torture.

839
01:08:44,217 --> 01:08:47,277
- What do you do together?
- I don't know. We eat.

840
01:08:47,387 --> 01:08:49,287
<i>Huh! That's it?</i>

841
01:08:49,389 --> 01:08:51,482
Oh, do things she likes to do.

842
01:08:51,591 --> 01:08:56,654
Read the fashion magazines, surf the Net,
watch the smut on the cable.

843
01:08:56,763 --> 01:08:59,789
<i>- I don't have cable.
- No cable?</i>

844
01:08:59,899 --> 01:09:03,027
And she wonders why she and the girl
aren't all buddy-buddy.

845
01:09:03,136 --> 01:09:08,438
I don't need television to build
a relationship with my granddaughter.

846
01:09:08,541 --> 01:09:10,634
You're new to this. Trust me.

847
01:09:10,743 --> 01:09:12,711
It's all about surround sound.

848
01:09:17,150 --> 01:09:20,813
<i>I just needed
a little kiss to make me feel better...</i>

849
01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:24,287
but now it wasn't working.

850
01:09:24,390 --> 01:09:26,290
- Maggie!
- Oh!

851
01:09:26,392 --> 01:09:28,986
We're having Cosmopolitans.
Would you like one?

852
01:09:29,095 --> 01:09:32,861
<i>I wasn't getting
the same rush. Tonight, I needed more.</i>

853
01:09:32,966 --> 01:09:34,866
No, thanks.

854
01:09:34,968 --> 01:09:38,369
Meanwhile, uptown, Charlotte wondered
when relationships had gotten so complicated.

855
01:09:38,471 --> 01:09:42,840
<i>She yearned for the time when dinner
was followed by dessert, not lubricant.</i>

856
01:09:42,942 --> 01:09:45,502
Ooh, whoops!

857
01:09:48,581 --> 01:09:50,481
<i>Oh, my.</i>

858
01:09:50,583 --> 01:09:53,108
I don't want to. Or maybe I do.
I don't know what I want, but-

859
01:09:53,219 --> 01:09:56,677
<i>- I've seen this one.
- I can't.</i>

860
01:09:56,789 --> 01:09:59,883
<i>- I want children and nice bedding and-
- It's funny.</i>

861
01:09:59,993 --> 01:10:04,259
<i>That night, they made love
the Charlotte way-polite-</i>

862
01:10:04,364 --> 01:10:06,264
<i>Oh, it was wonderful.</i>

863
01:10:06,366 --> 01:10:08,266
- I thought so.
- Oh, you would.

864
01:10:08,368 --> 01:10:10,393
- Now, walk up straight now.
- Thank you for everything.

865
01:10:10,503 --> 01:10:12,403
- Good.
- Have a very wonderful day.

866
01:10:12,505 --> 01:10:15,440
- Yes, and have a good sleep, and no sugar.
- Okay. And good night.

867
01:10:15,542 --> 01:10:17,976
<i>- Good night.
- Yeah.</i>

868
01:10:18,077 --> 01:10:20,602
Well-Yeah, okay.

869
01:10:20,713 --> 01:10:23,307
Okay. Thank you. Good night.

870
01:10:42,402 --> 01:10:44,870
What's up with Lewis?

871
01:10:44,971 --> 01:10:48,600
I don't know
what you're talking about.

872
01:10:48,708 --> 01:10:51,700
I say go for it. Just jump him.

873
01:10:51,811 --> 01:10:53,745
Maggie!

874
01:10:53,846 --> 01:10:56,406
Don't talk like that. Here.

875
01:10:58,718 --> 01:11:01,619
Half the fun of sex...
is talking about it.

876
01:11:01,721 --> 01:11:04,622
Well, I guess I missed that half.

877
01:11:04,724 --> 01:11:07,522
You never talked about sex?

878
01:11:07,627 --> 01:11:11,393
Occasionally with Ira.

879
01:11:11,497 --> 01:11:13,397
Kind of.

880
01:11:13,499 --> 01:11:16,366
Yeah, but what about girlfriends?

881
01:11:16,469 --> 01:11:18,664
The first time you got laid.

882
01:11:18,771 --> 01:11:20,671
You had to tell someone that.

883
01:11:21,808 --> 01:11:24,140
It was my wedding night.
It was assumed.

884
01:11:24,243 --> 01:11:28,145
You missed out on one of the all-time
greatest conversations in life.

885
01:11:29,415 --> 01:11:31,383
Who'd you tell?

886
01:11:33,119 --> 01:11:35,087
Rose.

887
01:11:35,188 --> 01:11:37,486
Well, maybe if I'd had a sister.

888
01:11:37,590 --> 01:11:40,058
Even when you were so small...

889
01:11:40,159 --> 01:11:42,684
you had a bond
that I'd never had with anyone.

890
01:11:43,830 --> 01:11:46,162
You still close like that?

891
01:11:47,767 --> 01:11:49,667
Sure.

892
01:11:49,769 --> 01:11:52,533
- You don't talk about her.
- What do you want to hear?

893
01:11:54,741 --> 01:11:57,676
We're totally fine. We're-We're tight.
We're thick as thieves.

894
01:11:57,777 --> 01:12:01,235
Let's ask her down.
I'd like to know her too.

895
01:12:01,347 --> 01:12:04,282
You know, I doubt she would come.

896
01:12:04,384 --> 01:12:07,478
She's, like, really busy.
She's a lawyer.

897
01:12:07,587 --> 01:12:09,400
- No kidding. What kind?
- The really busy kind.

898
01:12:09,435 --> 01:12:11,214
- No kidding. What kind?
- The really busy kind.

899
01:12:12,725 --> 01:12:15,057
<i>What do you do
once they've all peed?</i>

900
01:12:15,161 --> 01:12:18,494
<i>Hmm. Give 'em a brush.
Take 'em all home.</i>

901
01:12:18,598 --> 01:12:21,066
Make sure they have water to drink.

902
01:12:23,302 --> 01:12:26,829
- After that.
- Then I'm done.

903
01:12:28,307 --> 01:12:32,073
- So what do you do?
- Whatever.

904
01:12:32,178 --> 01:12:37,081
- Shop for food, cook for my boyfriend.
- I know his name.

905
01:12:37,183 --> 01:12:41,176
I know, but I've never really had a real,
live, grown-up boyfriend before...

906
01:12:41,287 --> 01:12:44,279
and I'm gonna use the word
as often as I can.

907
01:12:44,390 --> 01:12:47,257
All right, first of all,
he's not grown up.

908
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:49,260
None of them are.

909
01:12:49,362 --> 01:12:53,958
You know, there's a consistency
to your cynicism which is truly beautiful.

910
01:12:54,067 --> 01:12:56,194
Hmm. Just don't be surprised...

911
01:12:56,302 --> 01:12:59,499
if he turns out to be...
less than perfect.

912
01:12:59,605 --> 01:13:02,073
And don't be surprised if he doesn't.

913
01:13:04,644 --> 01:13:06,612
- I gotta go.
- Good-bye.

914
01:13:06,713 --> 01:13:08,613
- Have fun.
- I'll call you.

915
01:13:08,715 --> 01:13:09,943
All right.

916
01:13:10,516 --> 01:13:14,111
<i>You sound too pretty,
Maggie, to be cleaning bedpans.</i>

917
01:13:14,220 --> 01:13:16,688
You're right. I am.

918
01:13:16,789 --> 01:13:20,225
I have a grandson, a doctor over in Tampa.
I should introduce you.

919
01:13:20,326 --> 01:13:23,420
- You don't want to do that.
- Are you bad news?

920
01:13:23,529 --> 01:13:27,693
Well, you know,
I don't mean to be, but yeah.

921
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:31,258
Well, since you're not gonna
marry my grandson...

922
01:13:31,370 --> 01:13:33,600
<i>you might as well read to me.</i>

923
01:13:39,378 --> 01:13:41,539
- I'm kind of a slow reader.
- Perfect.

924
01:13:41,647 --> 01:13:44,445
I'm a slow listener.

925
01:13:54,060 --> 01:13:57,962
"The... art... of...

926
01:14:00,066 --> 01:14:02,000
Iosing"-

927
01:14:03,569 --> 01:14:06,936
- You know, I should just get back to work.
- What is it, dyslexia?

928
01:14:07,039 --> 01:14:09,439
- What are you, a teacher?
- Professor.

929
01:14:09,542 --> 01:14:13,171
Retired.
Just take your time, Maggie.

930
01:14:13,279 --> 01:14:16,442
<i>Listen to the words
as you're about to say them.</i>

931
01:14:16,549 --> 01:14:19,017
<i>Nine times out of 10,
you'll hear a mistake coming...</i>

932
01:14:19,118 --> 01:14:21,586
<i>and you'll correct it
before you make it.</i>

933
01:14:21,687 --> 01:14:25,589
Then again, you might make
a total ass of yourself.

934
01:14:41,908 --> 01:14:44,536
Oh, come on.

935
01:14:44,644 --> 01:14:47,613
Poetry's supposed to be slow.

936
01:14:59,659 --> 01:15:02,184
"The... art...

937
01:15:02,295 --> 01:15:05,287
<i>"of... losing...</i>

938
01:15:05,398 --> 01:15:09,801
"isn't hard to...

939
01:15:09,902 --> 01:15:11,802
"master.

940
01:15:14,340 --> 01:15:17,104
"So many... things...

941
01:15:17,210 --> 01:15:19,735
<i>"may... seem... file-</i>

942
01:15:19,846 --> 01:15:23,577
"seem... filled...

943
01:15:23,683 --> 01:15:26,516
"with the... intent...

944
01:15:26,619 --> 01:15:29,611
<i>"to be... lost...</i>

945
01:15:29,722 --> 01:15:32,816
<i>"that their... loss...</i>

946
01:15:32,925 --> 01:15:34,825
"is no...

947
01:15:40,032 --> 01:15:41,932
"disaster.

948
01:15:45,705 --> 01:15:49,141
"Lose... some-

949
01:15:50,676 --> 01:15:54,237
"something every day.

950
01:15:54,347 --> 01:15:58,010
<i>"A c-Accept the fluster...</i>

951
01:15:58,117 --> 01:16:00,881
"of lost door keys.

952
01:16:02,488 --> 01:16:06,185
<i>"I lost... two cities...</i>

953
01:16:06,292 --> 01:16:09,022
"two... rivers...

954
01:16:09,128 --> 01:16:13,121
"a... contin-

955
01:16:13,232 --> 01:16:15,132
"continen- continent.

956
01:16:16,235 --> 01:16:18,863
<i>"I... miss them...</i>

957
01:16:18,971 --> 01:16:23,704
"but it wasn't a... disaster.

958
01:16:24,810 --> 01:16:27,711
<i>"Even... losing you...</i>

959
01:16:27,813 --> 01:16:30,304
"the joking voice...

960
01:16:30,416 --> 01:16:32,611
"a... gesture...

961
01:16:33,986 --> 01:16:36,614
<i>"I love...</i>

962
01:16:36,722 --> 01:16:41,557
"I... shan't have lied.

963
01:16:41,661 --> 01:16:45,153
<i>"It's... evi-evident...</i>

964
01:16:45,264 --> 01:16:48,631
<i>"the... art... of losing's...</i>

965
01:16:48,734 --> 01:16:51,965
<i>"not too hard to master...</i>

966
01:16:53,239 --> 01:16:56,640
"though it look-
though it may look...

967
01:16:56,742 --> 01:17:00,337
<i>"like- -</i>

968
01:17:00,446 --> 01:17:02,346
<i>"like...</i>

969
01:17:02,448 --> 01:17:04,882
disaster."

970
01:17:11,257 --> 01:17:14,055
Well, what do you think?

971
01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:17,721
Good.

972
01:17:17,830 --> 01:17:21,357
Unacceptable answer.
What's the poem about?

973
01:17:22,735 --> 01:17:25,203
- I don't know.
- Yes, you do. What's it about?

974
01:17:28,908 --> 01:17:30,842
- Losing?
- What?

975
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:35,980
<i>- Love?
- Ah.</i>

976
01:17:36,082 --> 01:17:38,414
And how about that?

977
01:17:39,685 --> 01:17:42,483
Is the love lost already?

978
01:17:42,588 --> 01:17:45,853
Is Bishop writing about it
as a possibility, a probability?

979
01:17:45,958 --> 01:17:47,858
What?

980
01:17:49,495 --> 01:17:51,395
Well...

981
01:17:52,898 --> 01:17:55,366
in the beginning,
she's talking about...

982
01:17:55,468 --> 01:18:00,098
Iosing real things, like keys.

983
01:18:01,474 --> 01:18:05,433
And then she- she gets, like-

984
01:18:05,544 --> 01:18:07,444
she lost a continent.

985
01:18:07,546 --> 01:18:10,640
- She's getting grandiose.
- Yeah.

986
01:18:10,750 --> 01:18:14,550
And the way she says it is like-
like it doesn't matter.

987
01:18:14,653 --> 01:18:16,553
Ah.

988
01:18:16,655 --> 01:18:19,590
Her tone-
would you call it detached?

989
01:18:21,494 --> 01:18:24,520
I think she wants
to sound detached.

990
01:18:24,630 --> 01:18:28,726
You know,
she wants to... sound...

991
01:18:28,834 --> 01:18:30,734
like it doesn't matter...

992
01:18:30,836 --> 01:18:33,532
'cause she knows, deep down...

993
01:18:33,639 --> 01:18:36,199
how bad it's gonna feel to lose.

994
01:18:36,308 --> 01:18:38,208
<i>Lose what?</i>

995
01:18:39,378 --> 01:18:41,778
Or whom?

996
01:18:43,149 --> 01:18:45,117
<i>Is it a lover?</i>

997
01:18:49,588 --> 01:18:51,488
No.

998
01:18:56,529 --> 01:18:58,497
It's a friend.

999
01:19:01,667 --> 01:19:03,635
<i>A- plus.</i>

1000
01:19:04,837 --> 01:19:07,635
Smart girl.

1001
01:19:28,227 --> 01:19:31,492
<i>Oh, what a-a comfortable home.</i>

1002
01:19:31,597 --> 01:19:33,497
It's very, uh, lived in.

1003
01:19:33,599 --> 01:19:35,658
Well, what can I get you?

1004
01:19:35,768 --> 01:19:39,602
- I'll have a white wine, and he'll have the same.
- Oh, good.

1005
01:19:39,705 --> 01:19:44,233
Why don't you just make yourself at home,
and I'll be right back.

1006
01:19:44,343 --> 01:19:46,243
- Hey, Dad!
- Hello, sweetie.

1007
01:19:46,345 --> 01:19:48,245
- Oh!
- Where's Maggie?

1008
01:19:48,347 --> 01:19:51,839
- Oh, not here.
- Oh, thank God. We don't need her drama tonight.

1009
01:19:51,951 --> 01:19:55,853
- Why isn't she here? Is something wrong?
- No, we just had a fight.

1010
01:19:55,955 --> 01:19:59,516
- About what?
- Can we talk about this later?

1011
01:19:59,625 --> 01:20:02,856
Yes. Bad enough she monopolizes
the evening when she's here.

1012
01:20:02,962 --> 01:20:05,590
Oh, let me see that ring.

1013
01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:10,899
Oh, wow. Look at that.

1014
01:20:13,906 --> 01:20:17,603
<i>Rose tells me you have a daughter
as well, Sydelle.</i>

1015
01:20:17,710 --> 01:20:19,701
My Marcia? You'll meet her.

1016
01:20:19,812 --> 01:20:23,270
You'll love her. Everyone does.
My Marcia's a decorator.

1017
01:20:23,382 --> 01:20:24,872
<i>Really?</i>

1018
01:20:24,984 --> 01:20:28,181
<i>She's an absolute genius in her work.</i>

1019
01:20:28,287 --> 01:20:30,278
I'd like to say a few words.

1020
01:20:30,389 --> 01:20:34,155
Please. To Rose and Simon.

1021
01:20:34,260 --> 01:20:36,694
We're all blessed to be a part
of your happiness.

1022
01:20:36,795 --> 01:20:39,889
<i>Your love bonds
not just your two hearts...</i>

1023
01:20:39,999 --> 01:20:42,797
<i>but the hearts of two families.</i>

1024
01:20:42,902 --> 01:20:44,961
- Mazel tov!
- Mazel tov!

1025
01:20:45,070 --> 01:20:47,300
- Mazel tov!
- Thanks, Dad.

1026
01:20:47,406 --> 01:20:49,931
- That went okay.
- Yeah.

1027
01:20:50,042 --> 01:20:52,010
Where's Maggie?

1028
01:20:52,111 --> 01:20:54,579
Uh, it's hard to say.
She moves around a lot.

1029
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:57,808
Well, I want to meet her eventually,
you know? She's your sister.

1030
01:20:57,917 --> 01:21:00,818
- I want to know her.
- You will.

1031
01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:03,150
What was the fight about?

1032
01:21:03,255 --> 01:21:05,223
Mmm. Girl stuff.

1033
01:21:12,498 --> 01:21:14,398
Oh, shit.

1034
01:21:15,935 --> 01:21:17,869
<i>Oh!</i>

1035
01:21:17,970 --> 01:21:21,337
I should have used fresh vegetables
instead of frozen.

1036
01:21:21,440 --> 01:21:23,738
<i>I don't think so. They were great.</i>

1037
01:21:23,842 --> 01:21:26,436
<i>- Really delicious. They were good.
- Really?</i>

1038
01:21:26,545 --> 01:21:28,445
Yes.

1039
01:21:28,547 --> 01:21:32,415
- So, have you heard from Rose?
- No.

1040
01:21:32,518 --> 01:21:35,180
- So she hasn't gotten back to you.
- About what?

1041
01:21:35,287 --> 01:21:37,778
You were going
to invite her down, Maggie.

1042
01:21:37,890 --> 01:21:39,858
I don't know
where you got that idea.

1043
01:21:39,959 --> 01:21:43,087
Maggie,
I specifically asked you to.

1044
01:21:43,195 --> 01:21:47,029
So? Just because you specifically asked
doesn't mean I'm going to.

1045
01:21:47,132 --> 01:21:50,499
You shouldn't smoke.
You have a family history of lung cancer.

1046
01:21:50,603 --> 01:21:52,696
I have a family history
of car wrecks too.

1047
01:21:52,805 --> 01:21:55,205
Does that mean I shouldn't drive?

1048
01:21:55,307 --> 01:21:57,605
- That is not funny.
- It wasn't supposed to be.

1049
01:21:57,710 --> 01:21:59,974
All right, what is the problem
between you and Rose?

1050
01:22:00,079 --> 01:22:03,378
- Why don't you want her to visit?
- Why do you?

1051
01:22:03,482 --> 01:22:06,042
I mean,
am I not good enough for you?

1052
01:22:06,151 --> 01:22:08,745
This has nothing to do with you.

1053
01:22:08,854 --> 01:22:11,880
She's my daughter's daughter,
and I want to get to know her too.

1054
01:22:28,741 --> 01:22:30,732
What was Caroline like with you girls?

1055
01:22:30,843 --> 01:22:33,744
I mean, as a mom,
how do you remember her?

1056
01:22:33,846 --> 01:22:36,007
Why don't you ask Rose?

1057
01:22:36,115 --> 01:22:39,448
Maggie, please grow up.

1058
01:22:45,557 --> 01:22:47,457
She was special.

1059
01:22:47,559 --> 01:22:49,959
<i>Different than the other moms.</i>

1060
01:22:50,062 --> 01:22:52,030
She used to surprise us.

1061
01:22:54,833 --> 01:22:57,666
One time I opened up
my lunch box...

1062
01:22:58,771 --> 01:23:02,002
and there was a tiara inside.

1063
01:23:02,107 --> 01:23:04,632
A tiara. With your sandwich?

1064
01:23:04,743 --> 01:23:06,643
Instead of a sandwich.

1065
01:23:08,514 --> 01:23:10,982
<i>What was she like as a daughter?</i>

1066
01:23:12,217 --> 01:23:14,117
No tiaras.

1067
01:23:16,855 --> 01:23:19,881
But I loved her so much.

1068
01:23:23,429 --> 01:23:27,058
But loving her in the right way
was difficult, for me, anyway.

1069
01:23:27,166 --> 01:23:29,862
I didn't know there was
a right way and a wrong way.

1070
01:23:29,968 --> 01:23:31,936
Neither did I.

1071
01:23:33,105 --> 01:23:35,801
I had ideas-

1072
01:23:35,908 --> 01:23:39,708
I had unwelcomed ideas
about how to keep her safe.

1073
01:23:39,812 --> 01:23:42,076
Like?

1074
01:23:42,181 --> 01:23:45,480
Like, I thought she should have been
on her medication all the time.

1075
01:23:45,584 --> 01:23:47,916
I thought that her relationship
with your father...

1076
01:23:48,020 --> 01:23:50,352
was far too passionate
for her to handle.

1077
01:23:50,456 --> 01:23:52,424
And as far as children
were concerned...

1078
01:23:52,524 --> 01:23:55,652
she was in no condition,
no condition at all.

1079
01:23:55,761 --> 01:23:58,594
So you wish she never had me.

1080
01:24:01,433 --> 01:24:03,401
You know what I wish, Maggie?

1081
01:24:05,371 --> 01:24:07,999
I wish I'd kept my big mouth
shut long enough...

1082
01:24:08,107 --> 01:24:10,541
<i>to hear what she wanted
out of life.</i>

1083
01:24:19,911 --> 01:24:23,210
There she is! There's the bride!

1084
01:24:24,949 --> 01:24:26,507
Be strong.

1085
01:24:28,153 --> 01:24:32,647
Stay right here.
I'll get your corsage.

1086
01:24:32,757 --> 01:24:35,590
Corsage? What is this, a prom?

1087
01:24:35,694 --> 01:24:37,821
- Ladies?
- Ah, thank you.

1088
01:24:40,098 --> 01:24:43,590
- Who are these people?
- I have no idea.

1089
01:24:43,702 --> 01:24:47,160
- Except for my Marcia.
- Hello!

1090
01:24:47,272 --> 01:24:50,241
Hey, you're not sticking around...

1091
01:24:50,341 --> 01:24:54,107
to watch me ooh and ahh
over a Mixmaster Deluxe?

1092
01:24:54,212 --> 01:24:56,680
It's good of you
to let Sydelle do this.

1093
01:24:56,781 --> 01:25:00,273
- Oh, like gale force winds could stop her.
- Go easy on her.

1094
01:25:00,385 --> 01:25:03,616
- Marcia's giving her a very hard time these days.
- Oh, what's she doing?

1095
01:25:03,722 --> 01:25:06,282
Decorating in last year's colors?

1096
01:25:06,391 --> 01:25:08,916
She joined Jews for Jesus.

1097
01:25:13,732 --> 01:25:15,893
Yoo-hoo! Ladies, it's time...

1098
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:19,800
for the entertainment portion
of our soiree.

1099
01:25:19,904 --> 01:25:23,305
<i>Uh, everyone get where you can see.
Anita, Jackie, come on.</i>

1100
01:25:23,408 --> 01:25:26,275
<i>Scoot.
Here we go.</i>

1101
01:25:26,377 --> 01:25:28,277
Aw!

1102
01:25:28,379 --> 01:25:31,212
We, who know Rose,
are so thrilled...

1103
01:25:31,316 --> 01:25:34,808
that this day has finally arrived.

1104
01:25:34,919 --> 01:25:38,446
- Aw.
- There was a time we had our doubts.

1105
01:25:40,425 --> 01:25:42,416
Oh, my goodness.

1106
01:25:42,527 --> 01:25:46,623
All that time spent with her nose
buried in her book.

1107
01:25:46,731 --> 01:25:48,790
<i>Oh, bookworm.</i>

1108
01:25:48,900 --> 01:25:54,634
<i>Of course, there were romances,
but for some reason or other, nothing stuck.</i>

1109
01:25:54,739 --> 01:25:57,970
<i>- Oh!
- A little heavy.</i>

1110
01:25:58,076 --> 01:26:03,480
<i>- Oh. One thing Rose always
had was a great appetite. -</i>

1111
01:26:03,581 --> 01:26:05,640
For life!

1112
01:26:14,392 --> 01:26:16,292
Oh, God!

1113
01:26:16,394 --> 01:26:19,295
Why would anyone want to marry me?
I'm disgusting!

1114
01:26:19,397 --> 01:26:23,128
The only disgusting person here
is your stepmother. She's hideous.

1115
01:26:23,234 --> 01:26:26,499
So why is she giving me this party?
She hates me.

1116
01:26:26,604 --> 01:26:29,072
Someone else should do it-
someone who l-loves me...

1117
01:26:29,174 --> 01:26:31,438
someone who can look at me
and say...

1118
01:26:31,543 --> 01:26:34,842
"All of this is nothing more
than the happiness you deserve."

1119
01:26:34,946 --> 01:26:37,005
Young lady.

1120
01:26:37,115 --> 01:26:39,709
Rose Feller,
don't you dare walk out on-

1121
01:26:39,818 --> 01:26:42,719
I am talking to my friend!

1122
01:26:42,821 --> 01:26:46,086
<i>She's crazy. She's crazy!
She's sick in the head!</i>

1123
01:26:55,700 --> 01:26:59,727
Hands down,
best shower I've ever been to.

1124
01:27:06,845 --> 01:27:09,313
Engagement should be
a happy time, Rosie.

1125
01:27:09,414 --> 01:27:12,781
So should childhood and graduation.

1126
01:27:12,884 --> 01:27:14,818
And happy hour.

1127
01:27:14,919 --> 01:27:18,650
Did you know more suicides happen during
happy hour than any other time of day?

1128
01:27:18,756 --> 01:27:21,384
- Is that true?
- I wouldn't doubt it.

1129
01:27:24,562 --> 01:27:26,530
I love you, you know.

1130
01:27:42,180 --> 01:27:45,513
- Who's Rose?
- There's this thing called privacy, Dora.

1131
01:27:50,221 --> 01:27:54,453
This from a girl who puts a postage stamp
on her bottom and calls it a swimsuit.

1132
01:29:10,568 --> 01:29:13,537
The number
you have called is no longer in service.

1133
01:29:13,638 --> 01:29:16,471
If you feel you have reached
this recording in error-

1134
01:29:25,083 --> 01:29:27,677
Hmm.

1135
01:29:34,292 --> 01:29:36,192
Hey.

1136
01:29:39,197 --> 01:29:41,324
Are you dead?

1137
01:29:41,432 --> 01:29:43,866
What were you thinking,
going to the mall?

1138
01:29:43,968 --> 01:29:46,436
The mall is for young people,
people with teeth.

1139
01:29:46,537 --> 01:29:49,506
Well, my son's finally getting married,
and the girl's a ninny.

1140
01:29:49,607 --> 01:29:53,703
"Shut up, Ma," he says.
"Just show up in something nice."

1141
01:29:53,811 --> 01:29:55,802
- You know what I saw today?
- What?

1142
01:29:55,913 --> 01:30:01,044
Pants with "Juicy" written across the heinie.
I'm gonna wear that?

1143
01:30:01,152 --> 01:30:03,677
Just wear something
you're comfortable in.

1144
01:30:03,788 --> 01:30:06,916
I haven't been comfortable
since the Dodgers left Brooklyn.

1145
01:30:08,693 --> 01:30:10,991
What's your favorite thing
you ever wore?

1146
01:30:11,095 --> 01:30:13,859
- Ever?
- Yeah. In your whole life.

1147
01:30:13,965 --> 01:30:17,867
My going-away suit
from my wedding.

1148
01:30:17,969 --> 01:30:20,836
Black and white checks,
very fitted.

1149
01:30:20,938 --> 01:30:23,566
I felt like Jackie Kennedy in that suit.

1150
01:30:29,614 --> 01:30:32,947
Give me your credit card.
Give it to me.

1151
01:30:37,688 --> 01:30:39,656
Can I get you a size?

1152
01:30:43,594 --> 01:30:47,052
No, I'm going to
the women's suit department.

1153
01:30:58,676 --> 01:31:00,576
So?

1154
01:31:02,180 --> 01:31:06,583
- Jackie Kennedy?
- Better. Jackie Onassis.

1155
01:31:10,054 --> 01:31:12,045
<i>That looks so good on you.</i>

1156
01:31:12,156 --> 01:31:15,455
Oh, Maggie, you're so sweet.
Good job!

1157
01:31:22,433 --> 01:31:24,264
<i>You ready?</i>

1158
01:31:24,368 --> 01:31:26,768
<i>I don't know what to wear
to a Main Line wedding.</i>

1159
01:31:26,871 --> 01:31:29,066
It doesn't matter.
Wear whatever you want.

1160
01:31:29,173 --> 01:31:32,108
- Believe me, when the bride's name is Lopey,
it matters. - Look, th-that looks great.

1161
01:31:32,210 --> 01:31:34,110
<i>- Come on.
- Really?</i>

1162
01:31:34,212 --> 01:31:37,579
<i>- Yeah. Come on. We gotta go.
- Okay.</i>

1163
01:31:37,682 --> 01:31:40,173
I can't believe you have
a friend named Lopey.

1164
01:31:40,284 --> 01:31:42,752
<i>- Come on, come on, come on.
- I'm sorry. Wait.</i>

1165
01:31:47,925 --> 01:31:51,088
<i>Are you okay? 'Cause if there's gonna be
any stabbing, I need a little heads up.</i>

1166
01:31:51,195 --> 01:31:53,993
I'm fine.

1167
01:31:58,202 --> 01:32:00,432
Oh, my God.

1168
01:32:00,538 --> 01:32:03,439
Oh, shit. My Jimmy Choos!

1169
01:32:06,277 --> 01:32:08,837
Chewing gum?

1170
01:32:08,946 --> 01:32:11,005
Oh, that bitch. That bitch!

1171
01:32:11,115 --> 01:32:14,107
- No one will notice.
- Right. No one's gonna notice that.

1172
01:32:14,218 --> 01:32:18,621
"Hi. Hi. Hi! Hi. I can talk, 'cause I
have a mouth." My heel has a mouth!

1173
01:32:18,723 --> 01:32:20,384
No one will notice.

1174
01:32:20,491 --> 01:32:24,154
Oh, my God!
What happened to your heel?

1175
01:32:29,433 --> 01:32:33,563
Uh, best wishes, Lopey, Jordan.

1176
01:32:33,671 --> 01:32:35,571
Thanks, Simon.

1177
01:32:37,108 --> 01:32:40,600
<i>"Let the wind die down.</i>

1178
01:32:40,711 --> 01:32:45,114
"Let the... shed go black inside.

1179
01:32:45,216 --> 01:32:48,413
"Let evening come.

1180
01:32:48,519 --> 01:32:52,615
"To the bottle in the ditch...

1181
01:32:52,723 --> 01:32:56,250
"to the scoop... in the oats...

1182
01:32:57,795 --> 01:33:02,255
"to... air in the lung...

1183
01:33:04,535 --> 01:33:07,561
<i>let evening come."</i>

1184
01:33:07,672 --> 01:33:10,197
<i>♪ Subs by: AuwAuw ^_^♪</i>

1185
01:33:15,546 --> 01:33:18,276
<i>Can I take that for you?</i>

1186
01:33:18,382 --> 01:33:22,512
I hear you're getting married.
Congratulations.

1187
01:33:25,156 --> 01:33:27,454
Congratulations are for the groom.

1188
01:33:27,558 --> 01:33:29,526
You say "best wishes" to the bride.

1189
01:33:29,627 --> 01:33:32,391
I guess my manners aren't
what they should be.

1190
01:33:32,496 --> 01:33:35,954
Gee, really?

1191
01:33:36,067 --> 01:33:38,592
Rose, I am really sorry.

1192
01:33:38,703 --> 01:33:41,866
<i>I've felt horrible about myself
for two solid months.</i>

1193
01:33:41,973 --> 01:33:44,203
I've felt horrible
about myself my whole life...

1194
01:33:44,308 --> 01:33:46,276
so you'll get no sympathy from me.

1195
01:33:52,183 --> 01:33:56,313
You know what they called me
growing up?

1196
01:33:56,420 --> 01:33:59,548
Fudgie the Whale.

1197
01:33:59,657 --> 01:34:02,125
I'm still shocked
when a woman wants me...

1198
01:34:02,226 --> 01:34:06,595
and sometimes I do really stupid things
because I can't believe I can.

1199
01:34:06,697 --> 01:34:09,666
- That thing with your sister-
- Was inexcusable.

1200
01:34:10,935 --> 01:34:13,995
No matter what you weighed
in high school.

1201
01:34:14,105 --> 01:34:16,573
You ruined everything.

1202
01:34:18,109 --> 01:34:20,543
I know.

1203
01:34:20,645 --> 01:34:23,170
What we had... was really special.

1204
01:34:26,751 --> 01:34:28,651
Oh, please! What we-

1205
01:34:32,390 --> 01:34:38,886
Because of you,
I have no idea where my sister is.

1206
01:34:38,996 --> 01:34:40,088
I can't reach her.
Her phone's cut off.

1207
01:34:40,197 --> 01:34:43,325
She doesn't even know I'm engaged.
My own sister.

1208
01:34:43,434 --> 01:34:46,562
My best friend.

1209
01:34:46,671 --> 01:34:50,368
And the worst part is,
I can't talk to anyone about it.

1210
01:34:50,474 --> 01:34:53,443
If I tell my father, he'll get
all panicked and mad at me...

1211
01:34:53,544 --> 01:34:56,012
for not taking better care of her.

1212
01:34:56,113 --> 01:35:00,675
And if I tell Simon-
I can't tell Simon.

1213
01:35:00,785 --> 01:35:02,912
Why not?

1214
01:35:03,020 --> 01:35:05,045
Because...

1215
01:35:06,891 --> 01:35:08,859
he'll hate her.

1216
01:35:10,294 --> 01:35:12,956
And that, I couldn't bear.

1217
01:35:25,042 --> 01:35:26,805
Hi, Jim.

1218
01:35:28,579 --> 01:35:32,413
Here I am, trying to be patient,
trying to be understanding...

1219
01:35:32,516 --> 01:35:34,484
while you lose your freaking mind.

1220
01:35:34,585 --> 01:35:38,214
- I'm not losing my mind. - Ping-ponging
between comatose and homicidal.

1221
01:35:38,322 --> 01:35:42,554
God, every day I wake up thinking,
"Maybe today's the day she'll come back.

1222
01:35:42,660 --> 01:35:45,629
- I'm right here.
- " Maybe today she'll look at me like she used to.

1223
01:35:45,730 --> 01:35:49,723
She'll- She'll look at me in the eye,
tell me what she's thinking."

1224
01:35:49,834 --> 01:35:51,768
- Simon?
- But no, no, no.

1225
01:35:51,869 --> 01:35:54,303
<i>Today's the day
you look him in the eye...</i>

1226
01:35:54,405 --> 01:35:56,373
tell him what you're thinking.

1227
01:35:56,474 --> 01:36:01,411
The guy who treated you
like a- like a disposable washrag.

1228
01:36:26,203 --> 01:36:29,468
This has nothing to do with him.

1229
01:36:29,573 --> 01:36:31,734
This is about you and me-

1230
01:36:31,842 --> 01:36:37,439
you not talking to me, you not
telling me what's going on inside you.

1231
01:36:39,116 --> 01:36:41,277
Tell me.

1232
01:36:48,259 --> 01:36:50,693
I won't marry you like this.

1233
01:36:52,563 --> 01:36:54,531
I won't do it.

1234
01:37:11,182 --> 01:37:15,050
So this lady today, she, um- she heard
about how I shopped for Mrs. Lefkowitz...

1235
01:37:15,152 --> 01:37:17,712
and she asked
if I'd do the same for her.

1236
01:37:17,822 --> 01:37:19,790
- No kidding?
- Yeah.

1237
01:37:21,258 --> 01:37:23,556
- Said she'd pay.
- Well, she'd better.

1238
01:37:30,468 --> 01:37:34,427
- Do you think there's other women
down here who would? - Are you kidding? Scads.

1239
01:37:37,041 --> 01:37:41,273
I was thinking of doing it
maybe like... a business.

1240
01:37:44,982 --> 01:37:47,450
Well, that's an excellent idea.

1241
01:37:50,788 --> 01:37:54,554
Um, I'm really terrible at numbers.

1242
01:37:54,658 --> 01:37:56,956
I mean, adding and stuff.

1243
01:37:59,930 --> 01:38:02,057
Well, I'm good with them.
I can help.

1244
01:38:05,469 --> 01:38:07,630
I mean, if you like.

1245
01:38:10,808 --> 01:38:12,708
Yeah. Sure.

1246
01:38:18,215 --> 01:38:20,979
That'd be good.

1247
01:38:22,086 --> 01:38:23,747
Gin.

1248
01:38:52,783 --> 01:38:55,343
- Oh, no.
- Dad?

1249
01:38:56,554 --> 01:38:58,522
- Dad?
- You are not welcome here!

1250
01:38:58,622 --> 01:39:01,420
- Rose? You all right?
- Are you kidding?

1251
01:39:01,525 --> 01:39:05,120
I'm fantastic. Turns out I have
a grandmother I never knew about.

1252
01:39:05,229 --> 01:39:07,356
It was in your own best interest.
Your father thought-

1253
01:39:07,464 --> 01:39:10,991
Why are you speaking? You do not
have any place in this conversation.

1254
01:39:11,101 --> 01:39:15,765
- Excuse me, miss. This is my house.
- Sydelle. Please.

1255
01:39:23,047 --> 01:39:25,015
How did she find you?

1256
01:39:26,216 --> 01:39:28,912
<i>How did she lose me?</i>

1257
01:39:30,821 --> 01:39:33,289
She said she sent birthday cards.

1258
01:39:33,390 --> 01:39:35,756
Please tell me you never got 'em.

1259
01:39:37,494 --> 01:39:41,396
Our mother was dead,
our father was practically catatonic.

1260
01:39:41,498 --> 01:39:45,559
- A grandmother might have come in handy.
- She was impossible, Rose.

1261
01:39:45,669 --> 01:39:50,436
Bossy, self-righteous, nosy about things
that weren't her business.

1262
01:39:50,541 --> 01:39:53,601
- Like what?
- Trust me. We were better off without her.

1263
01:39:53,711 --> 01:39:55,611
Because she was bossy?
That doesn't make any sense.

1264
01:39:55,713 --> 01:39:58,409
I didn't want to be around that,
and I didn't want you around it.

1265
01:39:58,515 --> 01:40:00,415
- What?
- The judgment. The blame.

1266
01:40:00,517 --> 01:40:03,452
- For what? What-What'd she blame you for?
- Everything.

1267
01:40:03,554 --> 01:40:05,886
- What everything?
- Just everything.

1268
01:40:05,990 --> 01:40:08,720
- Dad!
- For your mother, all right?

1269
01:40:08,826 --> 01:40:10,794
For her death.

1270
01:40:14,798 --> 01:40:17,460
- She said that?
- She didn't have to.

1271
01:40:20,270 --> 01:40:24,639
She wanted her protected
all the time. Drugged.

1272
01:40:24,742 --> 01:40:27,905
But Caroline-
she didn't want to live that way.

1273
01:40:28,012 --> 01:40:30,310
It made her foggy.

1274
01:40:30,414 --> 01:40:33,178
She couldn't take it
if she was pregnant.

1275
01:40:33,283 --> 01:40:36,980
So... we hoped it would be enough-

1276
01:40:37,087 --> 01:40:40,887
loving each other,
loving you and Maggie.

1277
01:40:42,926 --> 01:40:45,554
There were so many good days.

1278
01:40:46,764 --> 01:40:49,756
We thought it would be okay.

1279
01:40:49,867 --> 01:40:52,563
Oh, God.

1280
01:40:52,670 --> 01:40:54,638
I'm sorry, Rosie.

1281
01:40:55,939 --> 01:40:57,998
I'm so sorry.

1282
01:40:58,108 --> 01:41:01,566
<i>Now, um...</i>

1283
01:41:01,679 --> 01:41:05,513
the only opening on Thursday
she has is 5:00.

1284
01:41:05,616 --> 01:41:07,516
- P.M.
- Yes.

1285
01:41:07,618 --> 01:41:10,382
- That's right in the middle of dinner.
- Well, take it or leave it.

1286
01:41:10,487 --> 01:41:13,547
- I'll take it if she won't.
- I'll take it. I'll take it.

1287
01:41:13,657 --> 01:41:15,147
- "Mrs. Stempel."
- Ella.

1288
01:41:15,259 --> 01:41:19,161
Lewis! Are you looking
for a personal shopper too?

1289
01:41:19,263 --> 01:41:22,027
No. A date, to the Tea Dance.

1290
01:41:22,132 --> 01:41:24,930
And I'd be honored
if you'd go with me.

1291
01:41:27,638 --> 01:41:31,574
- I'd love to.
- Pick you up at 4:00.

1292
01:41:34,845 --> 01:41:38,975
- Lewis Feldman.
- Ooh.

1293
01:41:48,225 --> 01:41:51,251
This place just keeps
getting better and better.

1294
01:42:06,543 --> 01:42:09,068
<i>♪ Subs by: AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

1295
01:42:14,718 --> 01:42:16,686
What are you doing here?

1296
01:42:19,957 --> 01:42:22,050
I live here.
What are you doing here?

1297
01:42:22,159 --> 01:42:24,855
<i>You live here?
In an old folks home?</i>

1298
01:42:26,630 --> 01:42:29,360
It's a retirement community
for active seniors.

1299
01:42:29,466 --> 01:42:32,731
Wait, so you-
you live with our grandmother?

1300
01:42:35,773 --> 01:42:38,298
How'd you find out about her?

1301
01:42:38,408 --> 01:42:42,367
I can't believe she wrote you
without telling me.

1302
01:42:44,348 --> 01:42:46,316
It's so sneaky.

1303
01:42:47,651 --> 01:42:50,745
Does it offend
your strict moral code?

1304
01:42:54,124 --> 01:42:56,388
So, how's it going for you down here?

1305
01:42:56,493 --> 01:42:59,951
Who's buying your cocktails?

1306
01:43:00,063 --> 01:43:02,031
No one.

1307
01:43:02,132 --> 01:43:04,726
Oh, no.
Is your mojo failing you already?

1308
01:43:04,835 --> 01:43:06,735
My mojo's fine.

1309
01:43:06,837 --> 01:43:09,499
<i>I just haven't felt like drinking.</i>

1310
01:43:09,606 --> 01:43:12,769
Right. Probably haven't
felt like stealing...

1311
01:43:12,876 --> 01:43:16,676
or lying or having sex
with inappropriate partners either.

1312
01:43:18,682 --> 01:43:22,743
<i>Did you come down here just to abuse me?</i>

1313
01:43:22,853 --> 01:43:25,413
<i>Maggie! I hope you are prepared
to be exceedingly rich...</i>

1314
01:43:25,522 --> 01:43:27,490
because I booked you within an-

1315
01:43:29,693 --> 01:43:31,593
Rose. Oh.

1316
01:43:35,098 --> 01:43:37,089
Oh, Rose.

1317
01:43:37,201 --> 01:43:39,226
Look at you.

1318
01:43:39,336 --> 01:43:41,668
Oh, look how lovely you are. Oh.

1319
01:43:45,309 --> 01:43:48,005
Oh. Do you remember me?

1320
01:43:49,880 --> 01:43:51,814
Yeah.

1321
01:43:51,915 --> 01:43:53,940
I remember you too.

1322
01:43:54,051 --> 01:43:56,019
You-You're exactly the same.

1323
01:43:56,119 --> 01:43:58,644
<i>Smiley and huggable and-</i>

1324
01:43:59,790 --> 01:44:01,985
- Ooh, and engaged?
- What?

1325
01:44:02,092 --> 01:44:03,992
Oh, yeah.

1326
01:44:04,094 --> 01:44:07,894
- Holy shit. To who?
- No one you know.

1327
01:44:07,998 --> 01:44:09,989
Champagne. Now, come with me.

1328
01:44:10,100 --> 01:44:12,796
Tell me all about it.

1329
01:44:16,106 --> 01:44:19,564
I can't believe you're marrying
somebody I haven't even met.

1330
01:44:24,414 --> 01:44:26,405
What's he like anyhow?

1331
01:44:30,053 --> 01:44:32,351
Why? You want to screw him too?

1332
01:44:36,760 --> 01:44:39,558
I don't expect you to forgive me, Rose...

1333
01:44:43,834 --> 01:44:45,802
but I am sorry.

1334
01:44:55,379 --> 01:44:57,847
<i>- Careful, Mrs. Haskell.
- I'm always careful!</i>

1335
01:44:57,948 --> 01:45:01,475
She hit somebody last week.
It was a big to-do.

1336
01:45:01,585 --> 01:45:05,385
And there's a store where you can buy
eight different kinds of hemorrhoid creams.

1337
01:45:05,489 --> 01:45:07,753
All right.
Here come the Queen Bees.

1338
01:45:07,858 --> 01:45:11,350
Widows. They run the place.
Oh, watch out.

1339
01:45:11,461 --> 01:45:14,089
<i>- Hello, ladies! This is my sister.
- Maggie.</i>

1340
01:45:14,197 --> 01:45:16,097
- Hi.
- Hi, Maggie.

1341
01:45:16,199 --> 01:45:18,167
Yep. Have a good day.

1342
01:45:19,803 --> 01:45:22,499
This is the exercise pavilion.
Hey, guys!

1343
01:45:22,606 --> 01:45:24,574
- Hi, Maggie.
- This is my sister, Rose.

1344
01:45:24,675 --> 01:45:27,041
Hello, Rose!

1345
01:45:27,144 --> 01:45:30,409
<i>Good, Lydia. A good stretch.
That's it. A nd left.</i>

1346
01:45:30,514 --> 01:45:32,414
Looking good, Mrs. Klein.

1347
01:45:32,516 --> 01:45:34,416
- Hi, Maggie.
- Hi, ladies.

1348
01:45:34,518 --> 01:45:36,918
Hi!

1349
01:45:37,020 --> 01:45:39,955
I call these guys The Bench.
They're all former lawyers.

1350
01:45:40,057 --> 01:45:43,686
- Gentlemen! Hey.
- Hi, Maggie.

1351
01:45:43,794 --> 01:45:46,888
This is my sister, Rose.
She's a lawyer, too, from Philadelphia.

1352
01:45:46,997 --> 01:45:49,966
- Which firm?
- Uh, actually, no firm right now.

1353
01:45:50,067 --> 01:45:53,559
<i>I'm just... taking some time off.</i>

1354
01:45:53,670 --> 01:45:56,138
Me too.

1355
01:46:03,347 --> 01:46:06,441
- What are you doing, Ella?
- Sit down, girls.

1356
01:46:06,550 --> 01:46:11,112
I've got some things here
I thought you might like to see.

1357
01:46:11,221 --> 01:46:14,156
- Whoa.
- Oh, God.

1358
01:46:14,257 --> 01:46:16,157
Look at you.

1359
01:46:16,259 --> 01:46:18,819
- These are great.
- Hey, look. Our old living room.

1360
01:46:18,929 --> 01:46:21,022
Mm-hmm.

1361
01:46:21,131 --> 01:46:22,928
Oh, God.

1362
01:46:23,033 --> 01:46:26,264
Could Mom have been any prettier?

1363
01:46:26,370 --> 01:46:29,032
Oh, you look exactly like her.
Doesn't she?

1364
01:46:29,139 --> 01:46:32,575
- I wonder if there's a picture of Honey Bun.
- That'd be pretty impossible.

1365
01:46:32,676 --> 01:46:34,303
- Who's Honey Bun?
- Our dog.

1366
01:46:34,411 --> 01:46:36,106
- You had a dog?
- For one day.

1367
01:46:36,213 --> 01:46:39,046
The greatest day.

1368
01:46:39,149 --> 01:46:41,947
Mom woke us up really early.
It was a school day. It was still dark out.

1369
01:46:42,052 --> 01:46:43,952
It was winter.

1370
01:46:44,054 --> 01:46:47,956
And she put us in our best party dresses and
dragged us down to the kitchen, which was-

1371
01:46:48,058 --> 01:46:50,549
- A mess.
- Covered, every counter, in fudge.

1372
01:46:50,660 --> 01:46:52,457
She'd been up all night making it.

1373
01:46:52,562 --> 01:46:56,191
<i>We loaded it into the car,
and she drove us right past school...</i>

1374
01:46:56,299 --> 01:46:58,267
straight up to New York,
to Lord & Taylor.

1375
01:46:58,368 --> 01:47:00,836
Which was closed, because we got there
at 8:00 in the morning.

1376
01:47:00,937 --> 01:47:03,906
- That's right, and we hung out in the car.
- Eating fudge for breakfast.

1377
01:47:04,007 --> 01:47:07,067
<i>Mom had heard about Mrs. Fields.
You know, the cookie lady?</i>

1378
01:47:07,177 --> 01:47:10,408
And she figured that her fudge
was just as good as those cookies, so-

1379
01:47:10,514 --> 01:47:12,482
So she was gonna make a fortune.

1380
01:47:12,582 --> 01:47:17,383
When it finally opened, we went in
and, oh, God, she was so beautiful.

1381
01:47:17,487 --> 01:47:21,014
- She was wearing this long, velvety gown.
- At 8:00 in the morning?

1382
01:47:21,124 --> 01:47:23,854
Well, by this time it was 10:00.

1383
01:47:23,960 --> 01:47:27,054
I guess she talked to some of the store people
about the fudge, but I don't remember.

1384
01:47:27,164 --> 01:47:29,962
Mmm, she spilled it,
all over the jewelry counter.

1385
01:47:30,067 --> 01:47:34,595
- There was a guy who just kind of looked at her.
- I don't remember a guy.

1386
01:47:34,704 --> 01:47:37,571
There was a guy,
and he looked at her.

1387
01:47:39,276 --> 01:47:42,939
Anyway, Mom said that we could
each get one present.

1388
01:47:43,046 --> 01:47:45,606
- And you got-
- A Nancy Drew book.

1389
01:47:45,715 --> 01:47:49,048
I asked for a puppy. And she got it!

1390
01:47:49,152 --> 01:47:52,849
He was so cute.
I named him Honey Bun.

1391
01:47:52,956 --> 01:47:55,891
Why'd you only have it for one day?

1392
01:47:55,992 --> 01:47:58,893
<i>- I guess Dad thought it was a bad idea.
- Why?</i>

1393
01:47:58,995 --> 01:48:02,226
I don't know. I think he thought
I was too young.

1394
01:48:02,332 --> 01:48:04,391
No. He was just mad.

1395
01:48:04,501 --> 01:48:09,234
- About a dog?
- No, about the whole day.

1396
01:48:09,339 --> 01:48:13,400
He didn't have any idea where we were,
and school had called.

1397
01:48:13,510 --> 01:48:16,240
<i>- Oh.
- Really?</i>

1398
01:48:16,346 --> 01:48:20,305
Yeah. He was really panicked
and really, really mad at her.

1399
01:48:20,417 --> 01:48:22,385
They had a huge fight.

1400
01:48:22,486 --> 01:48:25,478
I don't remember a fight.

1401
01:48:25,589 --> 01:48:28,615
You were in your room
with a record playing.

1402
01:48:28,725 --> 01:48:30,784
- I was?
- Yeah.

1403
01:48:30,894 --> 01:48:35,058
I put you in there and turned the music on
so you wouldn't hear them.

1404
01:48:35,165 --> 01:48:38,794
<i>Why? What were they saying?</i>

1405
01:48:42,606 --> 01:48:44,574
He was saying...

1406
01:48:45,775 --> 01:48:48,243
she was unfit.

1407
01:48:48,345 --> 01:48:51,473
That's the word he used.

1408
01:48:51,581 --> 01:48:55,881
He said he was gonna... send her away.
Put her away. Something.

1409
01:48:55,986 --> 01:48:59,478
- He kept saying "away."
- Mmm. And her?

1410
01:48:59,589 --> 01:49:02,183
"Oh, there's nothing wrong with me.
I'm a good mother."

1411
01:49:02,292 --> 01:49:05,455
He'd say, "away,"
and she'd say, "I'm their mother!"

1412
01:49:05,562 --> 01:49:08,759
<i>So he was-he was gonna
have her hospitalized.</i>

1413
01:49:11,034 --> 01:49:12,934
Yeah.

1414
01:49:20,911 --> 01:49:22,811
Oh, God. The poor guy.

1415
01:49:25,982 --> 01:49:27,882
When exactly was this?

1416
01:49:27,984 --> 01:49:29,952
November 3.

1417
01:49:32,455 --> 01:49:35,481
No. No, it wasn't.
It was, like, months before that.

1418
01:49:35,592 --> 01:49:37,492
It was two days.

1419
01:49:37,594 --> 01:49:41,030
It was Tuesday,
and she died that Thursday.

1420
01:49:51,374 --> 01:49:53,740
It was on purpose, wasn't it?

1421
01:49:56,613 --> 01:49:58,843
The car, the tree.

1422
01:50:04,454 --> 01:50:06,922
Was it even raining that night?

1423
01:50:10,460 --> 01:50:12,428
You were so little.

1424
01:50:14,531 --> 01:50:18,934
How do you tell a six-year-old
her mom left by choice?

1425
01:50:25,342 --> 01:50:27,367
Who told you?

1426
01:50:31,248 --> 01:50:33,682
No one.

1427
01:50:42,259 --> 01:50:46,286
Oh, God. Why can't I just stay mad at you?

1428
01:50:46,396 --> 01:50:49,957
'Cause we're a pair,
like Sonny and Cher.

1429
01:50:50,066 --> 01:50:52,159
They split up.

1430
01:50:52,269 --> 01:50:55,238
But they remained quite close.

1431
01:51:06,383 --> 01:51:08,613
I'm not engaged anymore.

1432
01:51:12,555 --> 01:51:14,455
Simon dumped me.

1433
01:51:20,830 --> 01:51:23,560
Why are you still wearing the ring?

1434
01:51:25,235 --> 01:51:27,965
I like how it feels.

1435
01:51:31,941 --> 01:51:35,502
- Do you know his name?
- Simon Stein.

1436
01:51:35,612 --> 01:51:37,512
- Doctor?
- Lawyer.

1437
01:51:37,614 --> 01:51:40,242
- Oh. Nice.
- So you call information-

1438
01:51:40,350 --> 01:51:44,514
"Simon Stein in Philly"-
Get his number, make a call.

1439
01:51:44,621 --> 01:51:46,521
And say what?

1440
01:51:46,623 --> 01:51:49,456
"Hey, jerk, you broke my sister's heart.
Come down here and make it right."

1441
01:51:49,559 --> 01:51:51,459
Maybe not that, word-for-word.

1442
01:51:51,561 --> 01:51:55,258
- He broke up with her. He's not gonna want to come.
- Well, you don't know that.

1443
01:51:55,365 --> 01:51:57,299
Men can be very confused.

1444
01:51:57,400 --> 01:52:01,564
Yeah, too many options-
be an astronaut, be a playboy.

1445
01:52:01,671 --> 01:52:04,504
Often a man needs help
making the right choice.

1446
01:52:04,607 --> 01:52:07,974
Yeah, how am I supposed to help him?
He doesn't even know me.

1447
01:52:08,078 --> 01:52:09,978
He knows your sister.

1448
01:52:10,080 --> 01:52:12,844
And loves her, or he wouldn't have
proposed in the first place.

1449
01:52:12,949 --> 01:52:18,148
- So?
- So, what if he learns she was in trouble?

1450
01:52:18,254 --> 01:52:20,279
Or sick.

1451
01:52:20,390 --> 01:52:22,290
Or pregnant.

1452
01:52:23,460 --> 01:52:25,360
Dora!

1453
01:52:25,462 --> 01:52:28,260
<i>Don't look so shocked,
Miss Comes-To-Florida-</i>

1454
01:52:28,365 --> 01:52:30,833
To-Milk-Your-Grandmother-
For-All-She's-Worth.

1455
01:52:30,934 --> 01:52:33,425
We know all about you.

1456
01:52:41,678 --> 01:52:44,772
- So, dog walking.
- Oh, don't worry about it.

1457
01:52:44,881 --> 01:52:49,341
It's not forever. It's just to keep me busy
till I figure out my next move.

1458
01:52:49,452 --> 01:52:52,421
Well, when you figure it out,
I hope you'll let me know.

1459
01:52:52,522 --> 01:52:56,253
You know, down here, if you don't have
successful grandchildren to brag about...

1460
01:52:56,359 --> 01:52:58,350
you're screwed.

1461
01:52:58,461 --> 01:52:59,978
<i>What are we reading today?
A little Emily Dick? A little-</i>

1462
01:53:00,013 --> 01:53:01,496
<i>What are we reading today?
A little Emily Dick? A little-</i>

1463
01:53:24,053 --> 01:53:26,021
Did they move him?

1464
01:53:28,958 --> 01:53:30,858
He died.

1465
01:53:30,960 --> 01:53:32,860
<i>This morning.</i>

1466
01:53:40,537 --> 01:53:42,437
Bummer.

1467
01:53:44,841 --> 01:53:48,402
- Were you on duty?
- No, l-I don't work here.

1468
01:53:48,511 --> 01:53:50,411
<i>This is his chart.</i>

1469
01:53:50,513 --> 01:53:53,812
You're his grandson, the doctor.

1470
01:53:55,652 --> 01:53:57,552
Who are you?

1471
01:53:59,756 --> 01:54:03,715
Um, nobody.
l-I just-I read to him sometimes.

1472
01:54:06,863 --> 01:54:08,831
You're Maggie.

1473
01:54:11,267 --> 01:54:13,235
He talked about me?

1474
01:54:15,772 --> 01:54:17,672
Just a little.

1475
01:54:29,619 --> 01:54:32,087
<i>♪ Subs by: AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

1476
01:54:38,461 --> 01:54:40,759
<i>♪♪</i>

1477
01:54:54,077 --> 01:54:55,977
- Hey.
- Hey.

1478
01:54:56,079 --> 01:54:58,104
Who's Fred Astaire?

1479
01:55:01,317 --> 01:55:03,512
That's Lewis.

1480
01:55:05,655 --> 01:55:08,123
You're a very good dancer, Lewis.

1481
01:55:09,492 --> 01:55:12,120
Know what else I'm good at?

1482
01:55:25,508 --> 01:55:27,499
Simon.

1483
01:55:27,610 --> 01:55:29,908
What are you doing here?

1484
01:55:30,013 --> 01:55:32,413
I came as soon as your sister called.

1485
01:55:38,821 --> 01:55:40,789
Should you be drinking?

1486
01:55:43,693 --> 01:55:46,491
<i>♪♪</i>

1487
01:55:56,673 --> 01:55:58,698
- So you're not pregnant.
- No.

1488
01:55:58,808 --> 01:56:01,743
- Never were. - Don't you think
I would tell you if I were pregnant?

1489
01:56:01,844 --> 01:56:04,369
I don't know.
You know, I hope so, but, frankly...

1490
01:56:04,480 --> 01:56:07,540
there were a lot of things
you weren't telling me back there.

1491
01:56:07,650 --> 01:56:11,211
<i>♪♪</i>

1492
01:56:11,321 --> 01:56:16,020
I promise, anything I kept from you
had nothing to do with us.

1493
01:56:16,125 --> 01:56:18,923
It was about Maggie.

1494
01:56:19,028 --> 01:56:22,862
I was protecting her
because that's what I do.

1495
01:56:22,966 --> 01:56:27,926
You need to know this, because
if by some insane stroke of fate...

1496
01:56:28,037 --> 01:56:30,130
you do decide to marry me...

1497
01:56:30,239 --> 01:56:33,333
she will make your life a living hell.

1498
01:56:33,443 --> 01:56:35,411
You'll be begging me
to kick her out...

1499
01:56:35,511 --> 01:56:37,638
commit her, kill her, anything.

1500
01:56:37,747 --> 01:56:39,738
And I'll want to...

1501
01:56:39,849 --> 01:56:41,817
but I never will.

1502
01:56:43,853 --> 01:56:46,981
Because without her...

1503
01:56:47,090 --> 01:56:49,058
I don't make sense.

1504
01:56:53,896 --> 01:56:57,798
You look good.
You look like you.

1505
01:57:08,578 --> 01:57:11,672
I can't believe I'm in Florida.

1506
01:57:14,951 --> 01:57:16,851
- You'll come back?
- Yes, I promise.

1507
01:57:16,953 --> 01:57:18,853
- Now, you hold her to it.
- I will.

1508
01:57:18,955 --> 01:57:21,856
Okay, don't buy a wedding dress.
It's gonna be my gift to you.

1509
01:57:21,958 --> 01:57:24,256
No way.

1510
01:57:24,360 --> 01:57:27,921
You'll have me in some
hootchie-mama monstrosity.

1511
01:57:28,031 --> 01:57:31,467
Look, I'm good at this. Trust me.

1512
01:57:38,141 --> 01:57:40,837
Are you sure this is the right place?

1513
01:57:40,943 --> 01:57:44,174
<i>Only one Jerk Hut
in Philadelphia, ma'am.</i>

1514
01:57:45,548 --> 01:57:47,448
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

1515
01:57:59,629 --> 01:58:01,494
Michael.

1516
01:58:01,597 --> 01:58:03,224
Ella.

1517
01:58:05,868 --> 01:58:07,995
This is my friend, Lewis Feldman.

1518
01:58:08,104 --> 01:58:12,040
- Lewis, this is Michael Feller, father of the bride.
- Pleased to meet you.

1519
01:58:12,141 --> 01:58:15,076
Welcome. Rose will be
so glad you're here.

1520
01:58:15,178 --> 01:58:17,078
Ella!

1521
01:58:19,649 --> 01:58:21,173
Oh.

1522
01:58:21,284 --> 01:58:23,184
I'm so glad you're here.

1523
01:58:23,286 --> 01:58:25,186
<i>- Are you excited?
- Yeah.</i>

1524
01:58:25,288 --> 01:58:26,983
<i>Yes? Perfect.</i>

1525
01:58:27,090 --> 01:58:30,059
<i>She gets really mad
if you leave the lid off the ice cream.</i>

1526
01:58:30,159 --> 01:58:32,059
<i>I know.</i>

1527
01:58:32,161 --> 01:58:34,823
- Don't even think about using her toothbrush.
- Mm-hmm.

1528
01:58:34,931 --> 01:58:37,331
- And she hates the look of raw chicken.
- I know.

1529
01:58:37,433 --> 01:58:39,765
And if she starts humming
"Hava Nagila"...

1530
01:58:39,869 --> 01:58:42,360
she's, like, really, really mad-
like, mad.

1531
01:58:42,472 --> 01:58:46,033
Mag- Maggie, I know. I know her.

1532
01:58:49,112 --> 01:58:51,444
- Okay.
- Okay.

1533
01:58:51,547 --> 01:58:53,378
Mm-hmm.

1534
01:58:53,483 --> 01:58:55,951
I wore them in 1952.

1535
01:58:58,721 --> 01:59:00,985
- Old.
- But not to you.

1536
01:59:01,090 --> 01:59:04,253
- Right.
- And if I didn't give them to you?

1537
01:59:04,360 --> 01:59:07,454
- Borrowed.
- Mm-hmm. And look at the flowers.

1538
01:59:07,563 --> 01:59:09,690
- Blue.
- Yeah.

1539
01:59:11,200 --> 01:59:13,566
So, uh, Simon-

1540
01:59:13,669 --> 01:59:16,536
<i>♪♪</i>

1541
01:59:16,639 --> 01:59:19,301
I'll be back in a few minutes.

1542
01:59:29,952 --> 01:59:32,420
<i>They are so lovely.</i>

1543
01:59:32,522 --> 01:59:35,685
You should be very proud.

1544
01:59:37,827 --> 01:59:40,295
I'm afraid I can't take much credit.

1545
01:59:42,532 --> 01:59:45,194
Well, it's not always easy
taking care of yourself...

1546
01:59:45,301 --> 01:59:48,737
and someone else
at the same time.

1547
01:59:53,009 --> 01:59:55,944
I owe you an apology, Ella.

1548
01:59:59,882 --> 02:00:01,782
Many, in fact.

1549
02:00:04,987 --> 02:00:07,922
I owe quite a few myself.

1550
02:00:10,126 --> 02:00:12,026
<i>You'll be entering from-</i>

1551
02:00:12,128 --> 02:00:15,325
<i>Oh, yeah, just along here
and, um, down these stairs.</i>

1552
02:00:15,431 --> 02:00:18,696
- And will someone be escorting you?
- My dad.

1553
02:00:18,801 --> 02:00:20,996
- That's nice.
- Dad.

1554
02:00:23,439 --> 02:00:26,431
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

1555
02:00:26,542 --> 02:00:28,601
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

1556
02:01:01,010 --> 02:01:02,910
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

1557
02:01:03,012 --> 02:01:05,742
- Thanks, Dad.
- Thanks, Michael.

1558
02:01:18,828 --> 02:01:22,195
And now, a very special moment.

1559
02:01:22,298 --> 02:01:24,528
Young lady?

1560
02:01:24,634 --> 02:01:29,264
Uh, this isn't in the program,
'cause it's a surprise.

1561
02:01:29,372 --> 02:01:32,000
I surprise Rose a lot.

1562
02:01:33,943 --> 02:01:35,877
Uh, usually, she hates it.

1563
02:01:35,978 --> 02:01:38,276
I think, or I hope...

1564
02:01:38,381 --> 02:01:40,713
that she likes this.

1565
02:01:44,186 --> 02:01:48,122
It's a poem by e.e. cummings.

1566
02:01:48,224 --> 02:01:50,624
For you.

1567
02:01:58,401 --> 02:02:01,302
"I carry your heart with me.

1568
02:02:01,404 --> 02:02:03,736
"I carry it in my heart.

1569
02:02:03,839 --> 02:02:05,966
"I am never without it.

1570
02:02:06,075 --> 02:02:09,306
"Anywhere I go, you go, my dear.

1571
02:02:09,412 --> 02:02:12,040
"And whatever is done by only me...

1572
02:02:12,148 --> 02:02:15,208
"is your doing, my darling.

1573
02:02:16,385 --> 02:02:18,046
"I fear no fate...

1574
02:02:18,154 --> 02:02:20,816
"for you are my fate, my sweet.

1575
02:02:22,091 --> 02:02:24,924
"I want no world, for, beautiful...

1576
02:02:25,027 --> 02:02:28,428
"you are my world, my true.

1577
02:02:28,531 --> 02:02:31,500
"Here is the deepest secret
no one knows.

1578
02:02:33,636 --> 02:02:35,570
"Here is the root of the root...

1579
02:02:35,671 --> 02:02:37,639
"and the bud of the bud...

1580
02:02:37,740 --> 02:02:40,800
"and the sky of the sky
of a tree called life...

1581
02:02:40,910 --> 02:02:44,277
"which grows higher
than the soul can hope...

1582
02:02:44,380 --> 02:02:46,348
"or mind can hide.

1583
02:02:47,850 --> 02:02:51,718
"It is the wonder
that's keeping the stars apart.

1584
02:02:54,991 --> 02:02:56,959
"I carry your heart.

1585
02:02:59,195 --> 02:03:01,527
I carry it in my heart."

1586
02:03:06,569 --> 02:03:09,595
Mazel tov!

1587
02:03:09,705 --> 02:03:11,935
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

1588
02:03:22,651 --> 02:03:24,778
<i>♪♪</i>

1589
02:03:40,903 --> 02:03:43,235
Ah, look at them.

1590
02:03:43,339 --> 02:03:46,069
Now, you behave yourself now.

1591
02:04:10,132 --> 02:04:13,590
- You'll make sure Ella gets those?
- Mmm. Of course.

1592
02:04:15,037 --> 02:04:17,631
Seriously, you can't keep them.

1593
02:04:17,740 --> 02:04:19,708
I wouldn't do that.

1594
02:04:26,449 --> 02:04:28,076
He's kinda hot.

1595
02:04:31,053 --> 02:04:33,453
Simon.

1596
02:04:36,826 --> 02:04:38,726
Not funny yet?

1597
02:04:47,937 --> 02:04:51,031
<i>♪♪</i>

1598
02:04:57,079 --> 02:04:59,570
Bye.

1599
02:04:59,682 --> 02:05:02,207
<i>♪♪</i>

1600
02:05:12,928 --> 02:05:15,556
<i>"Here's the deepest secret no one knows.</i>

1601
02:05:15,664 --> 02:05:18,224
<i>"Here is the root of the root...</i>

1602
02:05:18,334 --> 02:05:20,393
<i>"and the bud of the bud...</i>

1603
02:05:20,503 --> 02:05:24,405
<i>and the sky of the sky
of a tree called life."</i>

1604
02:05:24,507 --> 02:05:27,271
<i>"Which grows
higher than the soul can hope...</i>

1605
02:05:27,376 --> 02:05:29,936
<i>"or mind can hide.</i>

1606
02:05:30,045 --> 02:05:33,173
<i>"It is the wonder
that's keeping the stars apart.</i>

1607
02:05:34,283 --> 02:05:36,649
<i>"I carry your heart.</i>

1608
02:05:36,752 --> 02:05:38,652
<i>I carry it in my heart."</i>

1609
02:05:38,754 --> 02:05:40,654
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

1610
02:06:14,456 --> 02:06:17,687
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

1611
02:06:24,567 --> 02:06:27,297
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

1612
02:06:45,254 --> 02:06:47,722
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

1613
02:06:47,823 --> 02:06:49,950
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

1614
02:06:52,127 --> 02:06:54,095
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

1615
02:06:55,698 --> 02:06:58,030
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪</i>

1616
02:07:05,140 --> 02:07:07,040
<i>♪ Subs by AuwAuw ^_^ ♪
Enjoy it.... See u.....</i>

