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[Clock ticking]

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[Alarm clock ringing]

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[Banging on door]

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[All screaming]

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WOMAN: I want something that says,
"I'm sorry he's dead...

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"but not that sorry.

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"He was just a dog and you shouldn't
have loved him more than me."

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Can you do me a bunch that says that?

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Rachel, darling,
tell your father he can't wear that suit.

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RACHEL: He looks nice.

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- You look nice.
- Thank you, poppet.

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Seen better-dressed crab.

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H: I have a question.

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TESSA: Oh, God, will somebody please put
a gag on my daughter?

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Why is the alphabet in that order?

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Nobody knows, nobody cares. So, for once
in your little life, would you just...

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What do you think?

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- Holy wow.
- Oh, darling.

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You look like a meringue.

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Good.

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- You're late.
- Balls.

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- What's the job?
- Wedding.

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- You always pull.
- One of us has to.

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- Nice couple?
- Haven't met them.

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- All about the mother.
- Isn't it always?

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- Come out with me afterwards.
- Sure.

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- You will?
- Absolutely.

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- Oh, cool. Well, we'll go together.
- I'll meet you there.

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- You're not coming.
- My favorite advert's on TV.

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- You need a love life.
- I have a "like" life. It suits me fine.

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No, I feel good, actually, bizarrely good.

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Yeah, yeah, no nerves at all.
None whatsoever. Thanks.

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- Thank you very much. Thank you.
- Hi.

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- Hi.
- You're Hector, right, the groom?

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Yeah, yeah, I am. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Call me Heck.

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- Well, I did your flowers.
- Oh, did you?

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Oh, well, they're fabulous.
Aren't they, Coop?

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Fabulous, yeah. Although, I wouldn't know
a nice flower from a poke in the eye.

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But they're fabulous, aren't they, Coop?

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[Luce chuckles]

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So, Ned, how long
have you guys been married, then?

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Thirty years.

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If I'd killed her when I first thought
about it, I'd be out by now.

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A free man.

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I remember all the way to the church
I just wanted to shout...

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"Stop the car! This is a horrible mistake."

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But you can't, can you?

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So, you just sit there, say nothing...

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as the wheels keep turning,
leading you on to the longest sentence...

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Stop the car! I forgot to pee.

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All right, panic over.

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They're here now.

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- Good luck, chum.
- All right, Tessa? You all right?

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- Hi, Heck.
- Hi, babe.

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LUCE: You want some help with this thing?

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Yes.

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I do work out, yes.

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- Don't have a six-pack.
- No?

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- No, 12-pack on this puppy.
- I don't really like men with muscles.

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The bonus is, though, I'm very...
I'm very sensitive, too.

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Heck, I've got a question.

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TESSA: Not now.

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What's the question, H?

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What happens when an unstoppable force
meets a immovable object?

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I haven't got a bastard clue, I'm afraid.

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There you are, you see.
Now we can let him get married in peace.

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It never happens.
If there's a thing that can't be stopped...

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it's not possible for there to be something
else which can't be moved, and vice versa.

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They can't both exist.
You see, it's a trick question...

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is the answer.

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Can she sit with me?

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- So what am I doing here?
- When do fish sleep?

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[Organ playing]

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- She's coming round, is she?
- She is coming.

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Of course she is.

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Yep.

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When? When's she coming?

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- What's your name, anyway?
- Everyone calls me "H."

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They tell me it's short for Henrietta,
but it's not.

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It's short for Jesus "H" Christ.

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That's what my mummy said when she
found out she was pregnant with me.

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Isn't Heck handsome?

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- I fancy that flower girl.
- Yeah, yeah, I know you do.

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She likes me, right?
I got a vibe that she likes me.

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Coop, it's my wedding day.
Can we talk about me?

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Sure, yes.

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[Whispering] Did you get the vibe
that she likes me?

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Right, last one to the altar's a sissy.

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- Well, this is it.
- Wish me luck.

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Wish you luck?

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It's a wedding.
Bridesmaids always blow weddings.

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- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.

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[Organ playing]

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She's here.

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Okay, you're sorted.
I'm gonna set up the reception.

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Excuse me.

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[Camera clicking]

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- All good?
- Always.

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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
in the sight of God...

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and in the face of this congregation...

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- You look beautiful.
...to join together this man...

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and this woman in holy matrimony.

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WOMAN: Congratulations!

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[AII chattering excitedly]

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[You Spin Me Around
by Dead or Alive playing]

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Please keep your arms by your side.
It's like dancing with a gibbon.

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Nothing.

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Nothing.

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WOMAN: Over here!

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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- We haven't met. I'm Luce.
- Rachel.

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- I did your flowers.
- You did? My flowers are nice.

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Anyway, I was just gonna get...

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a drink.

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I wouldn't.

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What, is there something wrong?
I'm here to help.

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My ring. I was getting some
of this punch crap and...

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- Your wedding ring?
- It fell off.

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Off and in there.
My wedding ring is in there.

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- And you tried the ladle?
- Nothing.

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- And you can't empty...
- No.

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No, it's too big.

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- Right. Only one thing to do. Cover me.
- What?

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Use the dress. I'm going in.

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You can't just... Oh, yes, really, you can.

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[Clearing throat] Hi.

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They say white's the color of virgins.

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If I know Hector, the only thing virgin
round here is the olive oil.

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The old jokes really are the best,
aren't they?

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I'm Rob. Hector works underneath me,
but not in the biblical sense.

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You're just like he described.

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ROB: Now, I need booze.
I've just met a cracking filly...

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thought I'd grease the passage,
so to speak.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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- This is Luce. She's a florist.
- Name's Rob.

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- But you can call me anything you'd like.
- And I'm sure I will.

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[D.I.S.C.O. By Ottawan playing]

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[Tessa whooping]

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Mac, can you do me a favor and give me
something that's soft and smooth, yeah?

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[H whooping]

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Hey, H, H. Why don't you go visit with
your friends, they all miss you.

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Okay.

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[The Look of Love
by Dusty Springfield playing]

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Our turn for this dance, I think.

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- We fit nice, don't we, together?
- Yes.

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Let me just come... Oh, that's...

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- You okay?
- Yep. Bit tight there, Coop.

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COOP: I lost my virginity to this song.

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I love dancing with you.

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[Tapping on microphone]

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NED: <i>Hello, everybody.</i>

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<i>Is this... Is this thing... Is this thing on?</i>

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[Feedback ringing]

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Cooper, there you are.

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Get this berk off the microphone
and make a proper speech.

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<i>Unaccustomed...</i>

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- What are you doing?
<i>...as I am, to public speaking.</i>

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WOMAN: Problem now.

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<i>Anyway, these guys are in love...</i>

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<i>and I think that that's boring.</i>

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<i>They've been in love for years, years!</i>

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<i>Years that have seen endless amounts</i>
<i>of drugs consumed...</i>

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<i>and meaningless sex</i>
<i>thoroughly enjoyed by me!</i>

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<i>They just stayed at home, as they do.</i>

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<i>They've been like a married couple</i>
<i>for so many years...</i>

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<i>it's a relief that they're finally married.</i>

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<i>So, before I do my duty as best man</i>
<i>and shag a bridesmaid...</i>

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<i>you know who you are...</i>

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<i>I would like to raise a glass</i>
<i>to Rachel and Hector.</i>

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<i>May they grow old together</i>
<i>sharing the same pillow.</i>

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<i>Rachel and Hector.</i>

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ALL: Rachel and Hector.

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<i>Oh, and, now, this is a very big deal.</i>

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<i>Some say the reason it's taken him</i>
<i>this long to get married is his fear...</i>

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<i>of making just this speech,</i>
<i>but he's making it now!</i>

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<i>He's not sure he can do it,</i>
<i>I know he can do it.</i>

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<i>Please put it together repeatedly,</i>
<i>here's Hecky!</i>

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[AII cheering]

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[Clearing throat]

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I know something that helps, Hector.
Imagine everybody naked.

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<i>Hi, everyone. I'm Heck...</i>

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<i>and welcome to my wedding.</i>

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[AII laughing]

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<i>So, I'm glad you're all here</i>
<i>looking at me because...</i>

185
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<i>'cause I want to tell you</i>
<i>how much I love Rachel.</i>

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<i>What an amazing, wonderful,</i>
<i>uniquely fantastic person she is.</i>

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- Do you want to keep going?
- No, no, I think you're doing great.

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00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,396
<i>Okay, so this is me now.</i>

189
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<i>I've been looking forward</i>
<i>to this day all my life.</i>

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<i>And I'm glad to share it</i>
<i>with so many people I love...</i>

191
00:12:16,260 --> 00:12:17,569
<i>and a few people I've never met before.</i>

192
00:12:17,668 --> 00:12:18,845
[AII laughing]

193
00:12:19,044 --> 00:12:20,506
<i>But I'm sure you're all great, too.</i>

194
00:12:21,539 --> 00:12:22,717
[Rachel chuckling]

195
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:28,835
<i>I feel like I've known Heck all my life.</i>
<i>And I know I'll know him for the rest of it.</i>

196
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<i>He's my best friend.</i>

197
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<i>They say fairytales have happy endings,</i>
<i>even though the passage can be rough.</i>

198
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<i>But Heck and I were mates</i>
<i>and then lovers.</i>

199
00:12:43,459 --> 00:12:44,888
<i>And it's been smooth all the way.</i>

200
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,923
<i>Maybe that's a better kind of fairytale.</i>

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00:12:50,243 --> 00:12:51,617
- Hear, hear.
- Hear, hear!

202
00:12:51,715 --> 00:12:53,603
<i>Sort of, toast-schmoast won't do all that.</i>

203
00:12:53,699 --> 00:12:57,311
<i>But if you could all just wish us luck,</i>
<i>Heck and I would appreciate it very much.</i>

204
00:12:57,411 --> 00:12:58,655
<i>All ready?</i>

205
00:12:59,107 --> 00:13:02,173
<i>One, two, three.</i>

206
00:13:02,307 --> 00:13:03,517
ALL: <i>Good luck!</i>

207
00:13:28,226 --> 00:13:29,470
- Hello.
- Hi.

208
00:13:29,571 --> 00:13:33,346
You gotta help me. I need a flower.
Just one. A good one. The best.

209
00:13:33,442 --> 00:13:35,548
- Okay.
- This is my last chance.

210
00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:37,789
- My last-chance flower.
- Your last chance?

211
00:13:37,890 --> 00:13:39,581
I really twatted up.

212
00:13:39,683 --> 00:13:42,301
Only the right flower can save me.
What about a rose?

213
00:13:42,403 --> 00:13:44,126
- A red rose, what would that say?
- Love.

214
00:13:44,227 --> 00:13:46,463
- Love's nice, that works.
- And fidelity.

215
00:13:46,562 --> 00:13:48,634
- Not a red rose, then.
- No.

216
00:13:48,738 --> 00:13:50,396
Not a rose at all. It's too obvious.

217
00:13:50,499 --> 00:13:53,881
If this really is your last chance, we need
to find you something spectacular.

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00:13:56,322 --> 00:13:58,264
- Be right with you.
- That's fine.

219
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:01,367
- Hi.
- Hey.

220
00:14:01,763 --> 00:14:03,323
- How you doing?
- Good.

221
00:14:03,650 --> 00:14:04,762
Great. I just...

222
00:14:04,866 --> 00:14:06,240
MAN: See what's out here.

223
00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:10,751
- Came by to say thanks.
- It was a total pleasure.

224
00:14:12,354 --> 00:14:15,649
- Listen, sorry, I'm just dealing with...
- Oh, God, of course. Go right ahead.

225
00:14:15,746 --> 00:14:16,891
MAN: What's your favorite flower?

226
00:14:18,498 --> 00:14:20,472
I don't know. I think I like lilies.

227
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:22,428
They're wrong.

228
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:28,577
- How about this? Bird of paradise.
- Keep talking.

229
00:14:28,674 --> 00:14:31,674
Real name's Strelitzia,
named after Charlotte of Strelitz.

230
00:14:31,778 --> 00:14:35,455
She married King George III, had 15 kids.
They never spent more than an hour apart.

231
00:14:35,554 --> 00:14:36,983
- Okay, stop talking.
- He actually...

232
00:14:37,953 --> 00:14:39,808
- Do you want to come to dinner?
- Sorry?

233
00:14:40,225 --> 00:14:42,429
Dinner with us, Heck and me.

234
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,184
- I mean, you don't...
- I'd love to.

235
00:14:45,698 --> 00:14:50,269
- Really? This Friday?
- Yeah, Friday. Why not?

236
00:14:51,074 --> 00:14:52,350
Great, I'll just write down the...

237
00:14:52,449 --> 00:14:53,878
MAN: Perfect.

238
00:14:54,562 --> 00:14:58,304
This is the one. My last-chance flower.

239
00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:00,442
- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.

240
00:15:02,817 --> 00:15:07,454
AUCTIONEER: <i>Next item, lot 48,</i>
<i>the 1930s American oak mantle clock.</i>

241
00:15:07,553 --> 00:15:11,098
<i>Here at £48. At £48.</i>

242
00:15:11,393 --> 00:15:13,848
<i>£50. Thank you. Lady bid £50.</i>
<i>Lady bid £50.</i>

243
00:15:13,953 --> 00:15:16,539
Okay, baby, now you got to glare,
give out the red eye.

244
00:15:16,642 --> 00:15:18,267
I'd do it, it's just that you're
a lot more frightening.

245
00:15:18,369 --> 00:15:19,383
No, I'm not.

246
00:15:19,489 --> 00:15:22,238
- Who am I glaring at?
- Anyone who wants that sofa.

247
00:15:22,369 --> 00:15:24,125
- They can't have it, it's mine.
- Ours.

248
00:15:24,225 --> 00:15:26,908
- Ours?
- If it's under the limit, £200.

249
00:15:27,169 --> 00:15:30,911
- I don't see how we need a limit.
- I like limits, otherwise, you'll go mad.

250
00:15:31,009 --> 00:15:31,936
Damn right I will. That thing is mine.

251
00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:32,960
[Cash register ringing]

252
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:33,985
HECK: Ours.

253
00:15:35,361 --> 00:15:36,506
[Whispering] Do you think
they'll have a limit?

254
00:15:37,473 --> 00:15:39,261
<i>£75. £75...</i>

255
00:15:39,361 --> 00:15:42,492
I invited someone to dinner, Friday.
That florist, Luce.

256
00:15:42,657 --> 00:15:44,479
- Lucy, whatever.
- Oh, great, I'll cook.

257
00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:45,591
Please don't.

258
00:15:45,697 --> 00:15:48,119
<i>- Moving right along. Lot 49.</i>
- Okay, baby, this is us.

259
00:15:48,224 --> 00:15:50,777
<i>The very attractive leather sofa, there.</i>

260
00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:53,884
<i>Brown leather chesterfield,</i>
<i>brass stud decoration...</i>

261
00:15:53,984 --> 00:15:56,406
<i>in slightly distressed condition at £90.</i>

262
00:15:56,512 --> 00:15:58,422
I asked because... And this is my plan.

263
00:15:58,529 --> 00:16:00,504
- Oh, no.
- I thought we'd get Coop along.

264
00:16:00,608 --> 00:16:03,096
Great idea. Excellent. But what would be
better is if we didn't do that.

265
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,989
<i>£90. Do I hear £90?</i>

266
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,642
Not from us. Come in late.
Psych them on the way out.

267
00:16:07,744 --> 00:16:10,973
I think they'd be perfect for each other.
Don't you think they'd be perfect?

268
00:16:11,072 --> 00:16:13,625
<i>£100, £100. £110, thank you.</i>

269
00:16:13,729 --> 00:16:15,485
Red eye, baby. Still the red eye. Who?

270
00:16:15,584 --> 00:16:17,439
Luce and Coop. I think they'd be perfect.

271
00:16:17,536 --> 00:16:20,852
<i>£120. £130, thank you.</i>

272
00:16:20,961 --> 00:16:23,262
He did say that he was onto a
promise at the wedding before she bailed.

273
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,149
There you go. It's totally on.

274
00:16:25,249 --> 00:16:27,354
<i>- £150 at the back.</i>
- Okay.

275
00:16:27,744 --> 00:16:28,791
It's funny.

276
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:32,504
I went round to say thank you
for what she did at our wedding.

277
00:16:32,608 --> 00:16:33,753
Not yet.

278
00:16:33,856 --> 00:16:36,158
You know when you've just met someone
but straight away...

279
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:38,558
you feel as if they're going
to be your friend?

280
00:16:38,656 --> 00:16:40,990
<i>- £170, £180.</i>
- Nearly there.

281
00:16:41,152 --> 00:16:44,316
Who knows why? Past life, physiognomy.

282
00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:45,593
<i>£190.</i>

283
00:16:46,112 --> 00:16:48,185
But for some reason, you just kind of click.

284
00:16:48,288 --> 00:16:49,237
Here we go.

285
00:16:49,344 --> 00:16:51,613
<i>£210? £210.</i>

286
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,142
<i>- £210.</i>
- Bollocks.

287
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,898
I don't know what I'm saying.
But do you know what I mean?

288
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,080
<i>Are we there at £210, all done at £210?</i>

289
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,039
Baby, we lost it. The sofa.

290
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,527
- What?
- Over our limit.

291
00:17:01,632 --> 00:17:02,842
£400!

292
00:17:05,056 --> 00:17:06,201
<i>£400?</i>

293
00:17:08,511 --> 00:17:09,918
[Church bell chiming]

294
00:17:19,935 --> 00:17:23,164
- What are you doing?
- I live here. What are you doing?

295
00:17:23,744 --> 00:17:25,238
Came to tidy.

296
00:17:25,951 --> 00:17:27,445
You should be dressed, Mum.

297
00:17:27,552 --> 00:17:30,585
Well, I was.
I'm just settling in for the evening.

298
00:17:30,688 --> 00:17:33,852
It's 5:00.
You said you were going out later.

299
00:17:33,951 --> 00:17:36,472
No, you said I was going out later.

300
00:17:38,335 --> 00:17:41,270
- Have you finished work already?
- I'm busy tonight.

301
00:17:42,399 --> 00:17:46,011
What, a date?
Does my daughter have a date?

302
00:17:46,687 --> 00:17:49,240
No. But you could have.

303
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,420
[Groaning]

304
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:59,677
"Tea dances, reading groups,
bridge clubs."

305
00:18:01,023 --> 00:18:03,674
Tragic attempts
by lonely old coffin dodgers...

306
00:18:03,775 --> 00:18:06,841
to meet someone before they give up
and peg out.

307
00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:08,981
Everybody looking for love.

308
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,869
Well, they won't find it,
and they certainly won't get sex.

309
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:15,709
All those men are so old,
it'd be like playing snooker with a rope.

310
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:17,910
[Chuckling]

311
00:18:18,494 --> 00:18:19,804
You know, those people are sad.

312
00:18:19,902 --> 00:18:21,463
- You're sad.
- No.

313
00:18:21,982 --> 00:18:24,219
I'm depressed. There's a difference.

314
00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:26,583
I wish you'd get a life.

315
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,099
I wish you would.

316
00:18:32,159 --> 00:18:33,304
Yes, I know you do.

317
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,596
Toby, I'm telling you, that's the number.
You've gotta believe me.

318
00:18:37,694 --> 00:18:41,142
Oh, come on, Toby, don't be like that.
We're friends. Aren't we friends?

319
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:45,240
Well, I like you. Look,
would you believe it if Heck told you?

320
00:18:45,342 --> 00:18:47,644
You would? Thank you very much.

321
00:18:48,510 --> 00:18:49,939
Hey, Toby.

322
00:18:50,590 --> 00:18:53,590
Yeah, I know.
Weird, but believe him, okay?

323
00:18:54,078 --> 00:18:55,900
Okay. Speak to you soon.

324
00:18:57,214 --> 00:18:58,327
All good.

325
00:18:58,782 --> 00:19:03,157
- You see, the truth never fails.
- Yeah, except we were lying.

326
00:19:06,302 --> 00:19:07,250
Hmm.

327
00:19:10,046 --> 00:19:11,769
Sorry I'm late, beautiful person.

328
00:19:13,214 --> 00:19:15,450
- You look spectacular.
- How was work?

329
00:19:16,158 --> 00:19:17,947
Shite. Quitting.

330
00:19:18,526 --> 00:19:19,573
You always say that.

331
00:19:19,678 --> 00:19:21,947
[Sighing] Just watch me. One day, I'll do it.

332
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:26,902
Tell them I don't like them or their cash.
Although I do like their cash.

333
00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:31,158
Whatever. I'll think of something
and then walk out.

334
00:19:31,262 --> 00:19:32,244
[Toilet flushing]

335
00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:33,877
I'll be waiting with champagne.

336
00:19:34,814 --> 00:19:36,407
How much do I wish it was just us tonight.

337
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,484
He'll definitely be into her, right?

338
00:19:38,590 --> 00:19:41,623
- Coop? He'll fancy Luce?
- She's got a pulse, hasn't she?

339
00:19:41,726 --> 00:19:45,500
No, but, I mean... You do. You would?

340
00:19:45,597 --> 00:19:49,459
Well, she's not really my bag of chips,
darling, but, yeah, I suppose.

341
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:54,234
- Oh, what do you think?
- Of her? I haven't really...

342
00:19:54,334 --> 00:19:55,960
Oh, no, no. The shirt?

343
00:19:57,214 --> 00:19:58,141
Oh, uh...

344
00:19:58,589 --> 00:20:01,556
- It's gorgeous. You're gorgeous.
- Yeah?

345
00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:03,898
Want to fool around?

346
00:20:04,509 --> 00:20:05,622
[Doorbell ringing]

347
00:20:05,725 --> 00:20:08,627
Saved by the bell.
But you're in a lot of trouble later.

348
00:20:11,614 --> 00:20:12,759
HECK: Hey.
LUCE: Hey.

349
00:20:12,861 --> 00:20:13,909
[Kissing]

350
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,468
- Come in. You look fab.
- Thank you.

351
00:20:16,573 --> 00:20:19,835
- Guess what I brought?
- Oh, bless you. Rachel'll flip.

352
00:20:20,029 --> 00:20:21,971
- Sweetheart.
- Here I am.

353
00:20:22,878 --> 00:20:24,252
- Hey.
- Hi.

354
00:20:26,109 --> 00:20:29,109
- So, come check out our new sofa.
- Our expensive new sofa.

355
00:20:29,213 --> 00:20:32,508
- You can't put a price on comfort.
- You see, a woman after my own heart.

356
00:20:32,605 --> 00:20:34,132
Listen, do you believe in reincarnation?

357
00:20:34,237 --> 00:20:37,237
It's just that Rach thought
you guys had met before.

358
00:20:37,341 --> 00:20:40,952
- That's not quite what I...
- I'd have remembered, I think.

359
00:20:41,789 --> 00:20:44,691
Well, let's hang these flowers
and get that jacket in some water.

360
00:20:44,797 --> 00:20:46,007
- I'll do it.
- Ta.

361
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:49,205
- Thanks.
- Thank you, darling.

362
00:20:49,308 --> 00:20:52,025
HECK: Well, so, basically,
the book I've wanted to write is...

363
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:55,605
a guide to wherever is the coolest place
on the planet at the time.

364
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:57,749
If it's February, it's the Rio Carnival.

365
00:20:57,852 --> 00:21:01,627
And if it's, I don't know, May,
it's bulls in Pamplona.

366
00:21:01,725 --> 00:21:03,285
So, if you...

367
00:21:03,389 --> 00:21:07,699
want a holiday /party, then,
you know, you open the book...

368
00:21:07,804 --> 00:21:09,233
and there's me telling you where to go.

369
00:21:09,341 --> 00:21:10,835
'Cause you've been there.

370
00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:13,842
Yeah, that was the plan, but, you know...

371
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:17,304
Rach, life, work.

372
00:21:18,141 --> 00:21:19,733
- Rach.
- Some day.

373
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:21,499
Yeah. Yeah, maybe.

374
00:21:23,613 --> 00:21:25,620
Anyway, how about you? Married?

375
00:21:26,044 --> 00:21:27,767
Ever been married,
ever gonna be married?

376
00:21:27,868 --> 00:21:30,770
No. No.
Maybe now the laws have changed.

377
00:21:30,972 --> 00:21:32,085
- How do you mean?
- Well, I'm gay.

378
00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:33,882
[Chuckling]

379
00:21:35,548 --> 00:21:36,595
Mmm.

380
00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:39,633
Lovely. Well done.

381
00:21:40,893 --> 00:21:42,419
[Doorbell ringing]

382
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:48,339
- That'll be Cooper.
- Cooper's coming.

383
00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:50,740
Yeah.

384
00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:55,162
[Rachel clearing throat]

385
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,395
Mmm.

386
00:21:57,852 --> 00:21:58,779
Heck?

387
00:21:59,196 --> 00:22:02,065
- This is absolutely revolting.
- You think so?

388
00:22:02,171 --> 00:22:04,408
It is, sweetheart. It's atrocious.

389
00:22:04,508 --> 00:22:07,606
Anyway, more importantly, listen.
It's been three weeks now.

390
00:22:07,931 --> 00:22:10,582
Let's have it.
How much better is sex after marriage?

391
00:22:10,684 --> 00:22:12,375
- Please.
- Because, when I've had sex...

392
00:22:12,475 --> 00:22:15,988
with people after they were married,
they have said that it's fantastic.

393
00:22:16,092 --> 00:22:18,841
- Rach?
- Get wed and find out yourself.

394
00:22:18,939 --> 00:22:20,216
Come on, Cooper couldn't make
that commitment.

395
00:22:20,315 --> 00:22:21,941
We're talking about two or three years
of his life.

396
00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:23,472
Well, not a one-person person.

397
00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:24,987
You really don't think
your other half's out there?

398
00:22:25,084 --> 00:22:27,669
- Or, you know, in here?
- Actually, Rach...

399
00:22:27,772 --> 00:22:29,081
What, there's some
gorgeous women around.

400
00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:32,441
Yes, there are, and I'm trying to
sleep with as many as I can.

401
00:22:32,539 --> 00:22:33,913
And you never fail, do you?

402
00:22:34,011 --> 00:22:35,953
You know, they teach the birds
and the bees about me.

403
00:22:37,276 --> 00:22:38,421
[Laughing]

404
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,279
It'll all change when you meet Miss Right.

405
00:22:40,379 --> 00:22:42,103
And how am I supposed to know
when I do that?

406
00:22:42,203 --> 00:22:44,789
You don't know, not straight away.
It just feels...

407
00:22:46,779 --> 00:22:48,819
warm and comfortable...

408
00:22:48,923 --> 00:22:52,884
and you hang in there and give it a chance,
before you know it, you're like...

409
00:22:52,987 --> 00:22:55,638
"Yeah, this is it. Must be love."

410
00:22:56,219 --> 00:22:58,936
- Yeah, I'm with her.
- I'm with her, too. Give me that.

411
00:22:59,323 --> 00:23:00,981
LUCE: I don't agree.

412
00:23:01,275 --> 00:23:04,275
I think you know immediately.
You know, as soon as your eyes...

413
00:23:05,691 --> 00:23:08,146
Then everything that happens
from then on, just proves...

414
00:23:08,251 --> 00:23:10,520
that you had been right
in that first moment.

415
00:23:10,619 --> 00:23:13,685
When you suddenly realized you had
been incomplete and now you are whole.

416
00:23:16,123 --> 00:23:18,425
- Actually, I'm with her, I'd say.
- I'm with her, too.

417
00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:20,792
Sorted. So, who's for pudding?

418
00:23:20,890 --> 00:23:22,134
- Yes.
- No.

419
00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:23,282
- No?
- No.

420
00:23:23,387 --> 00:23:26,736
If you think that, you think that
everyone that doesn't have all that...

421
00:23:28,218 --> 00:23:29,909
business is settling for less.

422
00:23:30,011 --> 00:23:32,978
- That's not what I'm saying.
- That kind of is what you're saying.

423
00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:34,162
I think she said it a bit nicer.

424
00:23:35,738 --> 00:23:36,851
Trifle?

425
00:23:38,203 --> 00:23:40,624
You look tired, chief.
You have a good day at work?

426
00:23:40,731 --> 00:23:43,698
- Shite. I'm quitting.
- Did you check out flower girl back there?

427
00:23:43,803 --> 00:23:45,013
Made that speech for me.

428
00:23:45,114 --> 00:23:47,481
Later on tonight,
we're gonna fall madly in bed.

429
00:23:47,578 --> 00:23:50,033
- Oh, it's going well for you guys?
- It's going very well.

430
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,101
She's a lesbian.

431
00:23:56,474 --> 00:23:59,027
Is that right? Cool.

432
00:23:59,131 --> 00:24:01,781
You don't think that slightly impedes
your plans for seduction?

433
00:24:02,618 --> 00:24:03,730
Anyone can change teams.

434
00:24:06,842 --> 00:24:09,908
Not anyone. I wouldn't...
'Cause, you know... But anyone, I mean...

435
00:24:22,010 --> 00:24:23,439
What are you doing?

436
00:24:25,690 --> 00:24:28,657
- It's gorgeous.
- It's raining.

437
00:24:31,194 --> 00:24:32,721
Heck won't come up here.

438
00:24:33,082 --> 00:24:35,089
They say it's subconscious fear
you'll throw yourself off...

439
00:24:35,194 --> 00:24:37,944
but he freaks when I go near the edge, too.

440
00:24:41,050 --> 00:24:41,998
Sorry about dinner.

441
00:24:43,961 --> 00:24:45,423
I've eaten worse.

442
00:24:47,354 --> 00:24:50,649
- Kind of went off.
- You didn't go off.

443
00:24:52,185 --> 00:24:54,040
You went a little way off.

444
00:24:56,985 --> 00:24:58,545
- You're wet.
- I'm fine.

445
00:24:58,650 --> 00:25:00,275
- And you're cold.
- I'm fine!

446
00:25:00,377 --> 00:25:02,679
- You can have it. Really, you can have it.
- I'm so fine.

447
00:25:02,778 --> 00:25:04,054
- It's fine. Well...
- Okay, now you're cold.

448
00:25:04,154 --> 00:25:05,747
Hey, what are you guys up to?

449
00:25:06,841 --> 00:25:07,888
Nothing.

450
00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:10,708
Well, Coop wants to play
strip poker or strip Cooper...

451
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:12,632
and I really want him to go home.

452
00:25:13,337 --> 00:25:15,028
- Good night.
- See you soon.

453
00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:17,234
- Two.
- Thanks for dinner.

454
00:25:17,785 --> 00:25:18,713
Bye.

455
00:25:20,409 --> 00:25:21,391
Cheers, Coop.

456
00:25:28,313 --> 00:25:30,549
LUCE: Next left.
COOP: It's one option, yes.

457
00:25:30,649 --> 00:25:32,853
COOP: How about instead, we just go
straight back to my place?

458
00:25:32,953 --> 00:25:34,415
LUCE: Coop, take the next left.

459
00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:38,997
- You all right, Luce?
- Why, 'cause I don't want to shag you?

460
00:25:39,993 --> 00:25:44,335
You're welcome not to shag me,
just don't sit in my car all bored like that.

461
00:25:47,256 --> 00:25:48,500
I'm sorry.

462
00:25:49,593 --> 00:25:50,607
Really.

463
00:25:52,056 --> 00:25:54,293
You've got something on your mind,
that's obvious.

464
00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:59,695
You know what you should do?
You should share with me.

465
00:26:00,856 --> 00:26:03,540
Because beneath this rugged exterior...

466
00:26:04,377 --> 00:26:05,784
there beats a sensitive soul.

467
00:26:05,881 --> 00:26:09,044
- No, there doesn't.
- No, there doesn't, but tell me anyway.

468
00:26:10,425 --> 00:26:13,491
Bet it's a girl thing, no, right?
I mean, it's got to be.

469
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:18,196
It's a hot and horny scene.
It's you and another vegetarian.

470
00:26:18,552 --> 00:26:22,262
Come on. Tell Uncle Cooper all about it.
Spare me no detail.

471
00:26:22,776 --> 00:26:26,802
Have you ever met someone and just...

472
00:26:30,232 --> 00:26:32,818
- But there was someone else already?
- Yeah, sure.

473
00:26:33,272 --> 00:26:34,581
Hot ones are always taken.

474
00:26:34,936 --> 00:26:36,529
- So, what do you do?
- What do I do?

475
00:26:39,288 --> 00:26:40,401
I shag them.

476
00:26:41,784 --> 00:26:43,344
Partner is their problem, it's not mine.

477
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,116
Yeah, I think you don't mess
with other couples.

478
00:26:49,112 --> 00:26:50,486
Don't cause that pain, ever.

479
00:26:51,575 --> 00:26:53,398
You just face facts that it can't happen...

480
00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:58,352
walk away.
Hook up with someone available instead.

481
00:26:58,807 --> 00:27:02,320
Well, your place or mine? Come on, let's...
I'm so good in bed.

482
00:27:04,888 --> 00:27:07,790
So, you promise me the whole
matchmaking thing is over, right?

483
00:27:07,895 --> 00:27:10,830
Last night was a big success.
They left together.

484
00:27:10,935 --> 00:27:14,067
That distant sound you hear
is wedding bells.

485
00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:15,411
What, you didn't twig?

486
00:27:16,312 --> 00:27:19,923
- Oh, damn, you are so uncool.
- What? Twig what?

487
00:27:20,023 --> 00:27:23,765
Well, the thing you didn't know about
Luce is the fact that she's... right here.

488
00:27:23,863 --> 00:27:25,586
- Hey, hey.
- Hey, hi!

489
00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:26,734
- Hello.
- Hi.

490
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,433
Weirdest thing,
we were just talking about you.

491
00:27:28,535 --> 00:27:30,062
Oh, all nice, I hope.

492
00:27:31,063 --> 00:27:34,129
- Oh, sorry. Heck, this is Edie.
- Edie.

493
00:27:34,295 --> 00:27:35,954
- Heck.
- And Rachel.

494
00:27:36,151 --> 00:27:38,061
- Rachel.
- Edie.

495
00:27:38,712 --> 00:27:40,948
- Luce?
- Good.

496
00:27:41,303 --> 00:27:43,507
- So, Saturday shopping?
- Is right.

497
00:27:44,023 --> 00:27:45,103
Great.

498
00:27:45,399 --> 00:27:49,043
Enjoy it. And listen, thanks for dinner.
We should definitely...

499
00:27:49,143 --> 00:27:50,256
- Definitely.
- We will.

500
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:53,359
- Okay. Well, have a nice rest of shop.
- You, too.

501
00:27:56,567 --> 00:27:57,941
So, are you going out tonight,
'cause I was thinking...

502
00:27:58,039 --> 00:28:00,974
Whoa, pussycat.
What the hell was going on there?

503
00:28:01,719 --> 00:28:03,988
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
Luce is gay.

504
00:28:07,031 --> 00:28:09,202
- She's gay.
- As a tennis player.

505
00:28:09,815 --> 00:28:11,375
Hey, you reckon that's the girlfriend?

506
00:28:11,479 --> 00:28:15,635
She's not just heterosexual.
She's, like, Barbie heterosexual.

507
00:28:16,151 --> 00:28:18,290
Oh, hey. How you doing?

508
00:28:18,391 --> 00:28:19,765
We were just talking about you this time.

509
00:28:19,863 --> 00:28:22,164
- Baby, we'll be late for kickoff.
- Oh, there's hours yet.

510
00:28:22,263 --> 00:28:23,278
Sport thing, football team.

511
00:28:23,382 --> 00:28:26,644
- Oh, how darling. Isn't that darling?
- Good, well, I hope you win.

512
00:28:27,351 --> 00:28:29,139
- Edie, are you gay?
- Oh, God.

513
00:28:29,591 --> 00:28:33,268
Am I gay? I'm ecstatic.

514
00:28:33,367 --> 00:28:35,439
- And are you two...
- No. We're not.

515
00:28:35,543 --> 00:28:38,859
I tried and I tried, but she loves another.

516
00:28:39,702 --> 00:28:40,880
So, I... I'll call you.

517
00:28:40,982 --> 00:28:42,095
- Do, 'cause we should definitely...
- Definitely.

518
00:28:42,198 --> 00:28:42,738
- We will.
- We're going that way.

519
00:28:42,772 --> 00:28:43,279
- We will.
- We're going that way.

520
00:28:43,383 --> 00:28:45,804
- Yep. Bye again.
- Bye.

521
00:28:48,791 --> 00:28:51,955
So, I found out they are not an item.

522
00:28:52,054 --> 00:28:53,090
Yeah, very tactful. Let's pay.

523
00:28:53,124 --> 00:28:54,126
Yeah, very tactful. Let's pay.

524
00:28:55,255 --> 00:28:56,367
Hi.

525
00:28:57,846 --> 00:29:00,781
- Are you stalking us?
- And why would we do a thing like that?

526
00:29:00,886 --> 00:29:02,675
- We'll be at this till.
- Waving.

527
00:29:02,774 --> 00:29:04,116
- We'll wave back.
- And do.

528
00:29:04,214 --> 00:29:05,229
- Yes.
- Well, we must.

529
00:29:05,334 --> 00:29:06,446
Definitely.

530
00:29:10,519 --> 00:29:12,755
[Suspended from Class
by Camera Obscura]

531
00:29:39,573 --> 00:29:41,166
You know if there's a travel section, babe?

532
00:29:45,270 --> 00:29:46,764
I like this jam.

533
00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:49,300
It's really good jam.

534
00:29:50,774 --> 00:29:51,919
I should make jam.

535
00:29:52,598 --> 00:29:55,500
- I could make it, you know.
- 'Course you could.

536
00:29:56,182 --> 00:29:59,662
- You don't think I could.
- Not for a second.

537
00:29:59,766 --> 00:30:01,554
Anyway, I was talking to Rob yesterday.

538
00:30:01,686 --> 00:30:04,369
- That man's an arse.
- That man is an arse.

539
00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:06,859
But he's got this really sweet girlfriend.

540
00:30:06,965 --> 00:30:09,136
God knows what she found
to love about him, but she does.

541
00:30:09,237 --> 00:30:10,698
He cheats on her like a nutter.

542
00:30:12,341 --> 00:30:14,730
- Oh, come back to bed.
- I'm up now.

543
00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:16,460
Does she know?

544
00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:18,420
Well, I'm like,
"If you wanna leave, tell her."

545
00:30:20,821 --> 00:30:23,538
- You're really up?
- I really am.

546
00:30:24,917 --> 00:30:26,062
Maybe he doesn't want to leave.

547
00:30:27,317 --> 00:30:28,627
Maybe he doesn't know what he wants.

548
00:30:28,853 --> 00:30:30,893
Anyway, he should figure it out
before someone gets hurt.

549
00:30:33,685 --> 00:30:34,831
Why are you looking at me?

550
00:30:36,437 --> 00:30:37,964
'Cause you're a good person.

551
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,226
You wait till I make jam,
then I'll rock your world.

552
00:30:44,021 --> 00:30:46,388
LUCE: What about a bit more color
in there? I've got some lovely lilac.

553
00:30:46,485 --> 00:30:47,979
Oh, why not?

554
00:30:48,629 --> 00:30:50,931
They're for my boyfriend.

555
00:30:51,669 --> 00:30:55,084
- I'm gonna tell him we're having a baby.
- That's great.

556
00:30:55,189 --> 00:30:58,505
[Stuttering] I think so.
He will, too. He definitely will.

557
00:30:59,445 --> 00:31:01,584
He's a bit of a control freak.

558
00:31:01,684 --> 00:31:03,375
I'm surprised he doesn't wear
the diaphragm.

559
00:31:05,876 --> 00:31:06,956
He's...

560
00:31:07,637 --> 00:31:08,585
He's gonna hate me.

561
00:31:12,916 --> 00:31:14,411
He's gonna hate me.

562
00:31:15,988 --> 00:31:19,217
I love him so much.

563
00:31:19,316 --> 00:31:21,171
Yeah, I'm not surprised.
He sounds wonderful.

564
00:31:21,269 --> 00:31:22,545
I didn't...

565
00:31:22,645 --> 00:31:23,725
[Sobbing hysterically]

566
00:31:23,828 --> 00:31:24,777
[Phone ringing]

567
00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:27,731
- I don't know what to do.
- I should...

568
00:31:27,860 --> 00:31:29,802
If you'll just let me...

569
00:31:29,908 --> 00:31:30,890
[Continues sobbing]

570
00:31:30,996 --> 00:31:32,240
Flowered Up.

571
00:31:32,916 --> 00:31:34,956
Yes, I can do delivery.

572
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:37,100
Right now? No, it's no problem.

573
00:31:38,132 --> 00:31:39,081
Hi.

574
00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:40,715
I was told to deliver these to Table 7.

575
00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:42,642
Oh, certainly. It's through there.

576
00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:47,209
[People chattering]

577
00:31:49,236 --> 00:31:50,480
[Luce chuckling]

578
00:31:55,732 --> 00:31:57,936
- Cute, huh?
- Very cute.

579
00:31:58,548 --> 00:32:00,784
Fuck me if I'm wrong,
but I think you want to kiss me.

580
00:32:01,364 --> 00:32:03,338
Coop, you and me...

581
00:32:04,820 --> 00:32:05,747
it's not gonna happen.

582
00:32:06,548 --> 00:32:07,475
It's not?

583
00:32:08,564 --> 00:32:09,512
I'll be your friend.

584
00:32:10,932 --> 00:32:11,946
Well, that'll do...

585
00:32:14,995 --> 00:32:15,923
for now.

586
00:32:21,652 --> 00:32:22,667
[Children yelling]

587
00:32:22,771 --> 00:32:25,488
TESSA: Really.
My daughter's school presentation.

588
00:32:25,588 --> 00:32:27,595
You should've let me get T-shirts made.

589
00:32:27,699 --> 00:32:29,522
RACHEL: It's not really that kind of deal.

590
00:32:29,619 --> 00:32:32,303
Probably a blessing. Your father
doesn't have the body for them.

591
00:32:32,404 --> 00:32:34,258
'Course I'm just speaking from memory.

592
00:32:34,355 --> 00:32:36,689
- Hi.
- Lucy, darling, what are you doing here?

593
00:32:36,787 --> 00:32:38,162
I helped H with her...

594
00:32:38,259 --> 00:32:41,129
- Well, she invited me, so...
- Henrietta's ready to start now.

595
00:32:41,683 --> 00:32:44,945
H: This is space.
Space is many light years away.

596
00:32:45,491 --> 00:32:49,070
Light years are not measured in days
or months, but in kilometers.

597
00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:52,777
There's a good reason for this,
but I don't quite understand it yet.

598
00:32:53,811 --> 00:32:55,371
This bit is the Milky Way.

599
00:32:55,699 --> 00:32:59,016
It's made up of lots of stars
and lots of celestial phenona...

600
00:32:59,507 --> 00:33:02,506
Phenona... Phenonema.

601
00:33:04,307 --> 00:33:06,695
One of the best constellations
is Ursa Major...

602
00:33:06,803 --> 00:33:08,690
which is Latin American for Big Bear.

603
00:33:10,003 --> 00:33:12,370
It's called that
because one day in the olden times...

604
00:33:12,467 --> 00:33:13,961
that never really happened...

605
00:33:14,067 --> 00:33:17,328
a naughty god called Zeus wanted to go to
bed with someone he wasn't married to.

606
00:33:18,450 --> 00:33:20,555
His wife was about to catch him
and be very cross...

607
00:33:20,659 --> 00:33:23,310
so Zeus turned his girlfriend into a bear.

608
00:33:23,410 --> 00:33:25,996
But Mrs. Zeus...

609
00:33:38,003 --> 00:33:40,010
And that's everything
you need to know about space.

610
00:33:46,418 --> 00:33:47,695
[Bell ringing]

611
00:33:48,018 --> 00:33:50,407
- So good.
- Very good.

612
00:33:51,090 --> 00:33:52,912
You have to go, right?

613
00:33:53,522 --> 00:33:55,726
But I don't. I'm okay.

614
00:33:56,658 --> 00:33:58,480
Luce, I...

615
00:33:58,802 --> 00:34:00,144
[Children chattering]

616
00:34:02,642 --> 00:34:05,326
I think that we should talk
about something that...

617
00:34:06,898 --> 00:34:10,411
- It's just, I don't know. When I'm with...
- Yeah, I do have to go.

618
00:34:10,802 --> 00:34:13,519
Actually, I've just realized
I've got a delivery.

619
00:34:13,618 --> 00:34:14,698
Oh, yeah, right.

620
00:34:15,826 --> 00:34:16,753
You go.

621
00:34:18,130 --> 00:34:19,144
Yeah.

622
00:34:22,290 --> 00:34:23,305
Listen to this.

623
00:34:23,954 --> 00:34:25,863
"In her acceptance speech,
the distinguished scientist...

624
00:34:25,970 --> 00:34:28,784
"paid tribute to her husband,
Dr. Chris Davis." Spelled wrong.

625
00:34:28,882 --> 00:34:31,271
"Tomorrow the pair celebrate
their 42nd wedding anniversary...

626
00:34:31,378 --> 00:34:33,833
"after eloping together
on the day they met.

627
00:34:33,937 --> 00:34:36,239
"When asked how they could possibly
have known it would all work out...

628
00:34:36,338 --> 00:34:38,443
"Professor Harrison... Professor...

629
00:34:38,545 --> 00:34:40,967
"replied in true scientific fashion...

630
00:34:41,073 --> 00:34:45,230
"'You don't know. You can never be sure.
But you take the plunge anyway.

631
00:34:45,586 --> 00:34:47,146
"'Sure is for people
who don't love enough."'

632
00:34:48,210 --> 00:34:49,355
BOTH: Aw.

633
00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:53,454
- Do you guys believe in love at first sight?
- Well, it saves time.

634
00:34:56,529 --> 00:35:00,359
No. Really, that you could meet
someone, or just...

635
00:35:01,202 --> 00:35:02,216
across a room...

636
00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:06,154
and with that one glance you could
look in their eyes and see their soul.

637
00:35:07,057 --> 00:35:08,235
Do you believe that could happen?

638
00:35:11,314 --> 00:35:13,485
- No.
- Absolutely not.

639
00:35:15,153 --> 00:35:16,233
No. Me, neither.

640
00:35:22,417 --> 00:35:24,272
TERRI: These are due back Thursday.

641
00:35:24,369 --> 00:35:26,889
If we're closed,
just pop them through the door. Enjoy.

642
00:35:26,993 --> 00:35:28,935
MAN: Thanks a lot.
TERRI: Thanks.

643
00:35:31,057 --> 00:35:32,999
Hi. These, please.

644
00:35:45,649 --> 00:35:46,761
[Clearing throat]

645
00:35:48,401 --> 00:35:49,350
And this as well.

646
00:35:56,144 --> 00:35:58,184
It's just... It's for research.

647
00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,043
Call it what you want, darling.

648
00:36:01,777 --> 00:36:04,078
- It's actually out.
- Oh, that's okay.

649
00:36:04,176 --> 00:36:05,485
- It doesn't matter...
- Although, it's due back.

650
00:36:05,585 --> 00:36:07,145
- I'll give them a call.
- Oh, no, honestly...

651
00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:09,583
Babe, trust me. This one you wanna see.

652
00:36:11,056 --> 00:36:13,707
Hello, Cas?
Yeah, it's Terri from the vid shop.

653
00:36:15,568 --> 00:36:17,259
Thought it was you.

654
00:36:17,361 --> 00:36:18,703
- Mum.
- I was just dropping by...

655
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:19,978
with the wedding snaps.

656
00:36:20,081 --> 00:36:22,284
Though, I tell you,
that photographer should be sacked.

657
00:36:22,384 --> 00:36:25,733
He made me look like a thug.
A thug in lilac.

658
00:36:25,841 --> 00:36:29,070
- Anything good?
- No, no.

659
00:36:29,168 --> 00:36:31,689
There's a lady here needs your copy
of <i>Georgie's Bush.</i>

660
00:36:32,592 --> 00:36:35,439
<i>- Georgie's Bush?</i>
- It's for research.

661
00:36:36,496 --> 00:36:37,740
It's for Heck.

662
00:36:38,224 --> 00:36:40,047
He's very interested in American politics.

663
00:36:40,144 --> 00:36:41,224
TERRI: She's bringing it round.

664
00:36:41,328 --> 00:36:43,597
TESSA: Well, I call that very sexy.

665
00:36:43,696 --> 00:36:44,623
Hmm?

666
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,775
Wouldn't kick him out of bed
for eating crackers, would you?

667
00:36:48,912 --> 00:36:50,024
Whoa.

668
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,630
WOMAN: <i>Oh, Georgie! Oh!</i>
GEORGIE: <i>Call me Mrs. President.</i>

669
00:36:54,736 --> 00:36:55,685
[Women moaning]

670
00:36:55,792 --> 00:36:57,068
HECK: Babe, are you home?

671
00:36:57,168 --> 00:36:59,656
"You have won a share of £1 million."

672
00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:01,256
Excellent.

673
00:37:02,895 --> 00:37:04,651
- Oh, you are home.
- Hi.

674
00:37:04,752 --> 00:37:08,068
Oh, God. Am I glad to see you.

675
00:37:08,432 --> 00:37:11,748
The morning I've had.
I just had to get away, you know?

676
00:37:14,128 --> 00:37:16,364
- Shall I burn some lunch?
- Please.

677
00:37:17,008 --> 00:37:18,601
Hey, you got some vids.

678
00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:20,907
- Yeah, don't bother looking. I just got...
- This one's great.

679
00:37:21,008 --> 00:37:23,309
This one's pants, but whatever.

680
00:37:25,456 --> 00:37:27,877
And here's one I haven't seen before.

681
00:37:28,559 --> 00:37:30,534
Which, are you...

682
00:37:31,311 --> 00:37:32,326
[Exclaiming]

683
00:37:33,423 --> 00:37:36,293
They gave me the wrong one. That...
Oh, my God! That...

684
00:37:36,399 --> 00:37:38,636
The woman at the video store.

685
00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:42,125
- I'll take it back.
- Yeah, take it back. That's excellent, yeah.

686
00:37:42,223 --> 00:37:45,540
I mean, what, it's porn, right?
It's degrading.

687
00:37:45,647 --> 00:37:46,825
- It's offensive.
- God, yes.

688
00:37:46,927 --> 00:37:48,837
Yeah. Let's watch it anyway.

689
00:37:48,943 --> 00:37:50,405
Come on, Rach, I mean,
things have been getting...

690
00:37:50,511 --> 00:37:53,381
a bit slack in that department recently.

691
00:37:53,487 --> 00:37:56,803
- I know it's my fault and it's... Yeah.
- No, it's mine. I...

692
00:37:57,679 --> 00:37:58,857
But I don't wanna watch this.

693
00:38:00,015 --> 00:38:02,317
- Why?
- It doesn't turn me on.

694
00:38:08,079 --> 00:38:09,355
Makes one of us.

695
00:38:10,159 --> 00:38:11,566
[Crowd chattering]

696
00:38:19,151 --> 00:38:21,322
I love the smell of hot dog in the evening.

697
00:38:22,095 --> 00:38:23,077
Smells like...

698
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,086
- hot dog.
- Yeah.

699
00:38:27,566 --> 00:38:29,835
The thing is, Ned,
what I wanted to ask was...

700
00:38:29,935 --> 00:38:33,131
- Two, please.
- I was just wondering if it was a bit...

701
00:38:33,230 --> 00:38:35,980
odd for you guys,
you know, after you got married?

702
00:38:36,079 --> 00:38:39,395
If the interplay between you two...

703
00:38:39,502 --> 00:38:41,412
got a bit...

704
00:38:41,518 --> 00:38:42,947
- clutchy?
- Do you want onions?

705
00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:44,396
No, thanks.

706
00:38:44,494 --> 00:38:47,080
- Because what I'm finding...
- Mustard? Ketchup?

707
00:38:47,182 --> 00:38:50,444
- I can recommend both.
- No, I'm trying to talk to you here.

708
00:38:50,543 --> 00:38:54,339
- Oh? What about, dear boy?
- Well, it's just... I'm just... Well...

709
00:38:54,895 --> 00:38:57,513
I'm finding it a bit tricky at the moment
with Rachel...

710
00:38:57,614 --> 00:38:59,851
Oh, God, you mustn't discuss her with me.
Never do that.

711
00:38:59,951 --> 00:39:01,358
- Sorry?
- Well, that's our problem, you see.

712
00:39:02,446 --> 00:39:05,261
Two of us,
we can be most pleasant to each other...

713
00:39:05,774 --> 00:39:08,010
talk of sport or weather
till our throats hurt.

714
00:39:08,110 --> 00:39:10,150
- Yeah, yeah.
- Never mention Rachel.

715
00:39:11,119 --> 00:39:12,711
As soon as you do,
the only concrete thought...

716
00:39:12,814 --> 00:39:13,992
running through my mind is...

717
00:39:15,118 --> 00:39:16,906
that hound is putting it up my daughter.

718
00:39:22,350 --> 00:39:23,277
Rach.

719
00:39:24,813 --> 00:39:26,242
[Crowd cheering]

720
00:39:34,446 --> 00:39:36,934
TESSA: Darling, I don't know
what to do about your father.

721
00:39:37,038 --> 00:39:38,827
He's never been
the last of the red hot lovers...

722
00:39:38,926 --> 00:39:42,668
but, recently, it's got to the point
where he's jealous of stiff wind.

723
00:39:42,765 --> 00:39:43,748
HECK: Hey, you guys.

724
00:39:43,854 --> 00:39:46,243
- Thank God you're here.
- You have no idea.

725
00:39:46,349 --> 00:39:47,364
Good. Got you both.

726
00:39:47,470 --> 00:39:49,542
Now, how are my grandchildren
coming along?

727
00:39:49,646 --> 00:39:50,856
Could you get me away from her, please?

728
00:39:50,958 --> 00:39:52,364
Just hinting, darling.

729
00:39:53,005 --> 00:39:56,300
One wants to have them while
one's still young enough to pick them up.

730
00:39:58,285 --> 00:39:59,431
[Exclaiming]

731
00:40:05,389 --> 00:40:08,171
You know, what I do with your parents
is remind myself...

732
00:40:08,269 --> 00:40:10,757
that if it wasn't for them,
I wouldn't have you.

733
00:40:19,725 --> 00:40:20,805
What's up, baby?

734
00:40:22,510 --> 00:40:23,437
Let's go home.

735
00:40:24,621 --> 00:40:27,556
Now, remember,
try not to look like you're my child, okay?

736
00:40:27,661 --> 00:40:29,516
Because it puts men off.

737
00:40:29,613 --> 00:40:32,199
But keep your eyes peeled,
and if you spot anyone, you think...

738
00:40:32,301 --> 00:40:34,156
- you know, "Well, he looks nice..."
- Hi.

739
00:40:34,253 --> 00:40:36,293
- Luce!
- Hey, hey.

740
00:40:36,397 --> 00:40:39,692
- How you doing?
- This is my friend, Beth. She's on her own.

741
00:40:40,237 --> 00:40:41,895
Now you've found a friend, can I go home?

742
00:40:41,997 --> 00:40:43,109
No.

743
00:40:43,213 --> 00:40:45,253
- Trying to find her a man.
- There aren't any.

744
00:40:45,356 --> 00:40:47,626
Trust me, I've looked. Oh, careful.

745
00:40:47,724 --> 00:40:50,474
- Sorry, Mrs...
- Don't call me "Mrs."

746
00:40:53,357 --> 00:40:54,851
Hello.

747
00:40:54,956 --> 00:40:56,101
All right?

748
00:41:02,957 --> 00:41:03,884
Brilliant.

749
00:41:06,157 --> 00:41:09,954
LUCE: [Singing] <i>You've got a boyfriend</i>
<i>You've got a boyfriend</i>

750
00:41:10,060 --> 00:41:12,067
No, I haven't. Not yet.

751
00:41:13,964 --> 00:41:16,168
I can't wait till you get a boyfriend.

752
00:41:16,269 --> 00:41:19,498
- You probably can, actually.
- You could even get a husband.

753
00:41:19,597 --> 00:41:21,419
You're old enough. Find one like Heck.

754
00:41:22,989 --> 00:41:25,258
H, I should explain something to you.

755
00:41:25,357 --> 00:41:28,772
I do believe I will be with one person
for the rest of my life...

756
00:41:28,876 --> 00:41:31,210
but that person will be a woman.

757
00:41:31,981 --> 00:41:32,995
I understand.

758
00:41:33,901 --> 00:41:34,828
You do?

759
00:41:35,180 --> 00:41:37,122
My best friend is Natalie Curtis.

760
00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:39,879
I'd rather spend the rest of my life
with her than any boy.

761
00:41:40,524 --> 00:41:41,472
There you go.

762
00:41:43,372 --> 00:41:45,379
It doesn't mean
that you're a lesbian or anything.

763
00:41:46,380 --> 00:41:47,689
H: Come on, let's go.

764
00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:51,910
[Humming]

765
00:41:53,068 --> 00:41:55,686
- I'll put the kettle on, babe.
- I'll have a beer instead.

766
00:41:56,491 --> 00:41:57,473
Really?

767
00:41:59,468 --> 00:42:02,152
- I was gonna offer, but...
- But what?

768
00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:04,642
Rach, are you pregnant?

769
00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:10,346
No. No, I'm not, no.

770
00:42:11,436 --> 00:42:13,127
I just thought
it might explain your recent...

771
00:42:15,691 --> 00:42:17,447
Whatever. Nothing.

772
00:42:22,987 --> 00:42:24,198
Unless...

773
00:42:25,740 --> 00:42:26,688
Unless what?

774
00:42:30,028 --> 00:42:31,140
Mmm.

775
00:42:32,108 --> 00:42:33,056
Do you want to get pregnant?

776
00:42:34,859 --> 00:42:36,136
You and my mum.

777
00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:39,816
Listen, I know we said
we were going to wait...

778
00:42:39,915 --> 00:42:42,468
but until what,
you know, we're even more settled?

779
00:42:43,372 --> 00:42:44,320
Come on, what do you think?

780
00:42:46,604 --> 00:42:47,978
[Cell phone ringing]

781
00:42:52,523 --> 00:42:53,450
I got to take it.

782
00:42:55,019 --> 00:42:56,131
Rob, hey, what's up?

783
00:42:58,059 --> 00:42:59,237
No, I've a minute.

784
00:42:59,979 --> 00:43:01,801
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're in my briefcase, hang on.

785
00:43:13,194 --> 00:43:14,536
[Children laughing]

786
00:43:14,699 --> 00:43:16,041
[Cell phone ringing]

787
00:43:19,275 --> 00:43:20,485
Hello.

788
00:43:22,827 --> 00:43:23,874
<i>Hello.</i>

789
00:43:30,282 --> 00:43:31,657
Hey, gorgeous.

790
00:43:31,755 --> 00:43:35,551
That was Rob.
Look, I'm really sorry about this but...

791
00:43:38,570 --> 00:43:40,326
No, of course you should still go.

792
00:43:40,426 --> 00:43:44,004
You know, I wouldn't put you through
my evening for all the coke in Colombia.

793
00:43:44,107 --> 00:43:46,824
You know, it'll be the usual bollocks,
everyone will get pissed.

794
00:43:46,923 --> 00:43:47,905
I'll get pissed...

795
00:43:48,010 --> 00:43:48,937
[Phone ringing]

796
00:43:49,034 --> 00:43:51,369
And start singing country and western
songs badly like I always do.

797
00:43:51,466 --> 00:43:52,514
Hello?

798
00:43:53,034 --> 00:43:56,744
- Heck, it's Luce.
<i>- Hey, Luce. How's it going?</i>

799
00:43:57,610 --> 00:43:58,952
It's Luce. What's up?

800
00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:01,541
Nothing. My phone just rang and...

801
00:44:01,642 --> 00:44:04,489
Sorry, you busy Tuesday night?

802
00:44:05,002 --> 00:44:06,344
Do you fancy
escorting my wife somewhere?

803
00:44:06,442 --> 00:44:09,791
It's just, like, I've got this
wanky work thing which I can't get out of.

804
00:44:09,898 --> 00:44:12,102
You know, it'll be really great
if you could look after Rach for me.

805
00:44:12,202 --> 00:44:13,347
Go on, say yes. Go on.

806
00:44:13,450 --> 00:44:15,839
- Then, yes.
<i>- Brilliant. Brilliant.</i>

807
00:44:16,426 --> 00:44:19,241
Well, Rach will ring you with the details...

808
00:44:19,338 --> 00:44:21,247
and be safe.

809
00:44:21,738 --> 00:44:22,666
You, too.

810
00:44:25,802 --> 00:44:28,168
You shouldn't have done that.
I hardly know her.

811
00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:29,793
Yeah, but she's your...

812
00:44:30,026 --> 00:44:33,342
soul-mate-for-life type thing.
You'll have a belter.

813
00:44:33,450 --> 00:44:34,377
Beer.

814
00:44:37,450 --> 00:44:38,759
Does she know where we're going?

815
00:44:38,985 --> 00:44:39,934
[Crowd yelling]

816
00:44:40,041 --> 00:44:43,358
Go on, hound him!
Hound his legs, chop him!

817
00:44:44,137 --> 00:44:46,887
- Over there!
- On the left side!

818
00:44:48,874 --> 00:44:51,263
- You know, you're kind of shrill.
- What?

819
00:44:51,369 --> 00:44:53,027
When you shout.

820
00:44:53,129 --> 00:44:55,518
You want them to hear your abuse better,
you've got to project it.

821
00:44:58,153 --> 00:44:59,909
- Teach me.
- Okay.

822
00:45:00,009 --> 00:45:02,376
First off, tighten your stomach muscles.

823
00:45:02,474 --> 00:45:04,994
- I don't think I've got any.
- Yeah, you do.

824
00:45:05,098 --> 00:45:07,236
- You really do. They're right here.
- There?

825
00:45:07,337 --> 00:45:08,286
Mmm-hmm.

826
00:45:08,393 --> 00:45:09,986
- Tighten.
- Tighten.

827
00:45:10,409 --> 00:45:11,870
- Tense them.
- They're pretty tense.

828
00:45:11,977 --> 00:45:14,398
Okay, next, broaden your diaphragm.

829
00:45:15,145 --> 00:45:17,534
- My what?
- It's here.

830
00:45:18,729 --> 00:45:19,657
Oh.

831
00:45:20,073 --> 00:45:22,244
Okay, push it out against my hand.

832
00:45:24,105 --> 00:45:25,665
You feel my hand?

833
00:45:27,337 --> 00:45:29,311
Maybe if you put them both there.

834
00:45:35,241 --> 00:45:36,583
Okay.

835
00:45:37,993 --> 00:45:39,717
And now, for the big one.

836
00:45:40,201 --> 00:45:42,951
Imagine the roof of your mouth
is a cathedral.

837
00:45:44,777 --> 00:45:47,111
- No, you've lost me.
- Oh, come on.

838
00:45:47,209 --> 00:45:49,118
No, the muscles,
the diaphragm, I'm there, but...

839
00:45:49,225 --> 00:45:50,337
It's a space thing.

840
00:45:50,441 --> 00:45:54,117
All right, your mouth is that big
that you have to fill it with sound.

841
00:45:54,313 --> 00:45:55,972
Deep from inside, filling the space,
then throwing it out.

842
00:45:56,006 --> 00:45:57,632
Deep from inside, filling the space,
then throwing it out.

843
00:45:58,889 --> 00:46:00,066
Like how?

844
00:46:00,361 --> 00:46:01,670
[Crowd yelling]

845
00:46:01,769 --> 00:46:02,914
Like this.

846
00:46:03,657 --> 00:46:08,359
[Echoing loudly] You're a wanker,
Number 9!

847
00:46:10,121 --> 00:46:11,844
RACHEL: That's not bad, is it?
LUCE: No.

848
00:46:15,208 --> 00:46:17,477
RACHEL: All right, so your turn.
Where do you want to go?

849
00:46:17,576 --> 00:46:19,431
I don't care where we go.

850
00:46:19,528 --> 00:46:21,470
Good. I'll decide again.

851
00:46:21,641 --> 00:46:22,851
Okay.

852
00:46:22,984 --> 00:46:24,391
I feel like dancing.

853
00:46:25,096 --> 00:46:27,551
Boom. Hold that thought.

854
00:46:27,784 --> 00:46:30,151
What? What, you know somewhere
we should go?

855
00:46:30,248 --> 00:46:31,230
Got an idea.

856
00:46:31,688 --> 00:46:33,860
MALE VOICE: [On arcade machine]
<i>Let's begin the dancing.</i>

857
00:46:36,008 --> 00:46:38,310
[Feels Like I'm in Love
by Kelly Marie playing]

858
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,465
MALE VOICE: <i>Disco, disco, disco.</i>

859
00:46:45,544 --> 00:46:47,649
<i>Okay, do the dog kick.</i>

860
00:46:48,904 --> 00:46:50,246
[Both laughing]

861
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:54,240
<i>Now we are talking boogie.</i>

862
00:46:57,192 --> 00:46:58,272
[Both sighing]

863
00:47:01,384 --> 00:47:04,700
<i>Yeah, that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh.</i>

864
00:47:09,288 --> 00:47:12,801
<i>I know what I like,</i>
<i>and I am liking what I see.</i>

865
00:47:18,407 --> 00:47:19,651
<i>You guys rule!</i>

866
00:47:20,904 --> 00:47:24,035
- All right, more.
- Tell me about the lily.

867
00:47:24,199 --> 00:47:27,515
- You don't want to know about the lily.
- It's my favorite.

868
00:47:29,927 --> 00:47:32,229
Ask me about the azalea.

869
00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:36,637
All right. What about the azalea?

870
00:47:36,872 --> 00:47:39,905
The azalea means,
"May you achieve financial security."

871
00:47:40,391 --> 00:47:41,798
- Bah.
- See?

872
00:47:41,895 --> 00:47:42,822
[Giggling]

873
00:47:43,496 --> 00:47:46,343
Lovely. Now, tell me about the lily.

874
00:47:48,519 --> 00:47:50,494
The lily means...

875
00:47:52,167 --> 00:47:53,989
The lily means, "I dare you to love me."

876
00:48:01,735 --> 00:48:02,913
Well, thanks for this evening.

877
00:48:04,327 --> 00:48:06,432
- Thank you.
- It was my birthday.

878
00:48:07,335 --> 00:48:10,651
No, today? You should've said.

879
00:48:10,759 --> 00:48:13,923
- It's mine coming up.
- We're practically twins.

880
00:48:16,231 --> 00:48:17,725
This is me.

881
00:48:23,014 --> 00:48:24,127
I...

882
00:48:25,094 --> 00:48:26,589
Okay, good night.

883
00:48:27,462 --> 00:48:28,510
Yeah.

884
00:48:29,255 --> 00:48:30,531
Night.

885
00:48:34,983 --> 00:48:36,161
[Sighing]

886
00:48:47,207 --> 00:48:48,614
[Breathes deeply]

887
00:48:50,887 --> 00:48:52,228
Your feet.

888
00:48:53,542 --> 00:48:56,477
- Are they cold?
- No, stinking.

889
00:48:56,678 --> 00:48:58,020
[Chuckling]

890
00:48:58,406 --> 00:49:00,348
Yes, of course, they're cold.

891
00:49:01,094 --> 00:49:02,469
Come here.

892
00:49:13,958 --> 00:49:16,958
COOP: You fancy coming round mine
tonight, or are you too married?

893
00:49:17,062 --> 00:49:18,623
HECK: Actually, Rach wants to
take me to dinner.

894
00:49:19,238 --> 00:49:21,605
Just phoned me up
and wants to take me to dinner...

895
00:49:21,702 --> 00:49:23,938
- which is sweet.
- Very sweet.

896
00:49:24,038 --> 00:49:25,216
Yeah.

897
00:49:25,318 --> 00:49:27,423
Blow her off. Come round mine for pizza.

898
00:49:27,526 --> 00:49:30,308
Really, no, I want you to meet
the Italian girl that delivers it.

899
00:49:30,406 --> 00:49:33,373
What about that flower girl, Luce?
I thought you had plans there.

900
00:49:33,478 --> 00:49:35,365
There's another one
that won't let me get it wet.

901
00:49:35,462 --> 00:49:36,390
She's gay.

902
00:49:36,485 --> 00:49:38,820
- I'm a cure for lesbianism.
- No, you're a deeply shallow man.

903
00:49:38,918 --> 00:49:40,128
Yes, I am.

904
00:49:40,229 --> 00:49:41,342
When's it gonna stop?

905
00:49:41,926 --> 00:49:44,348
- Never, I hope.
- God bless you.

906
00:49:47,014 --> 00:49:49,599
Really, though, you know, I'm 29 years old.

907
00:49:49,702 --> 00:49:52,157
- You're 31.
- Precisely my point. I'm getting older.

908
00:49:54,246 --> 00:49:55,904
And I see you...

909
00:49:56,326 --> 00:49:57,755
I see what you've got with...

910
00:49:59,302 --> 00:50:00,731
I can see that stability.

911
00:50:02,117 --> 00:50:04,768
And the trust, and permanence.

912
00:50:06,245 --> 00:50:07,260
And I think...

913
00:50:08,165 --> 00:50:09,856
"God, I'm glad I'm not you."

914
00:50:10,181 --> 00:50:11,555
[People chattering]

915
00:50:11,845 --> 00:50:14,812
Actually things don't feel
totally 100% stable at the moment.

916
00:50:15,045 --> 00:50:16,255
You got trouble in paradise?

917
00:50:17,925 --> 00:50:18,940
No, no, no.

918
00:50:20,357 --> 00:50:21,786
How could there be?
We only just got married.

919
00:50:22,245 --> 00:50:23,522
That's all it... All it is, isn't it?

920
00:50:23,621 --> 00:50:25,115
WOMAN: Millie! Millie, darling.

921
00:50:25,221 --> 00:50:27,229
MILLIE: I'm sorry I'm late.

922
00:50:27,333 --> 00:50:28,860
- Coop.
- Don't move.

923
00:50:29,573 --> 00:50:31,428
- What?
- No, there's just...

924
00:50:31,525 --> 00:50:35,137
a girl back there that I never called back.
Just stay perfectly still, okay?

925
00:50:35,621 --> 00:50:37,050
We'll get through this.

926
00:50:40,773 --> 00:50:42,017
[Water running]

927
00:50:44,933 --> 00:50:47,584
Did you ever, you know...

928
00:50:47,685 --> 00:50:48,862
cross the street?

929
00:50:48,965 --> 00:50:49,980
WOMAN: That depends.

930
00:50:50,469 --> 00:50:53,436
- On what?
- On what the hell you're talking about.

931
00:50:54,340 --> 00:50:56,413
- Drink after work tonight?
- Dinner with Heck.

932
00:50:58,245 --> 00:51:00,481
I mean, did you ever...

933
00:51:01,124 --> 00:51:03,994
fancy, or think you might've briefly
before you realized you didn't...

934
00:51:04,100 --> 00:51:07,417
- another woman?
- Why?

935
00:51:08,996 --> 00:51:11,330
I'm trying to find someone for Beth,
and I thought I'd double my chances.

936
00:51:11,461 --> 00:51:12,770
[Gargling]

937
00:51:13,764 --> 00:51:15,936
Already tried it. It didn't happen for me.

938
00:51:16,453 --> 00:51:17,380
I like men.

939
00:51:17,732 --> 00:51:19,968
I mean, I hate men, but, you know.

940
00:51:20,420 --> 00:51:22,362
I always hoped to do a woman
before I died.

941
00:51:22,852 --> 00:51:23,997
But it's kind of like...

942
00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:26,140
I want to go to Norway sometime.
Do you know what I mean?

943
00:51:26,884 --> 00:51:28,160
Probably never gonna happen.

944
00:51:30,596 --> 00:51:33,313
- So Heck's taking you to dinner?
- I'm taking him.

945
00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:36,577
How perfect.

946
00:51:39,364 --> 00:51:41,152
[Car horn honking]

947
00:51:45,988 --> 00:51:46,936
That was fun.

948
00:51:48,516 --> 00:51:49,443
Wasn't it fun?

949
00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:51,744
Had a good time.

950
00:51:54,244 --> 00:51:56,415
- You know, Rach, I think...
- Hey, the heath!

951
00:51:56,964 --> 00:51:58,589
You remember that night
you took me in the bushes?

952
00:51:59,204 --> 00:52:01,571
- I never took you in the bushes.
- Sorry, wrong guy.

953
00:52:01,668 --> 00:52:03,555
I took you up against a tree.

954
00:52:03,652 --> 00:52:06,467
I can't be dealing with bushes, nettles,
and deadly nightshade.

955
00:52:06,564 --> 00:52:08,604
- Let's do it.
- What?

956
00:52:08,708 --> 00:52:10,879
- Let's go. Let's do it now.
- No.

957
00:52:12,132 --> 00:52:13,441
Rach, no.

958
00:52:15,908 --> 00:52:16,890
HECK: Rach.

959
00:52:18,084 --> 00:52:19,644
Rach, where are you?

960
00:52:20,547 --> 00:52:21,496
Come on, darling.

961
00:52:21,603 --> 00:52:22,585
[Laughing nervously]

962
00:52:22,692 --> 00:52:23,640
Rachel!

963
00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:27,265
I just, I just don't understand
why we have to do this stuff anymore.

964
00:52:27,363 --> 00:52:30,330
You know, we've got a flat.
It's a good one.

965
00:52:30,788 --> 00:52:33,984
And I've confiscated your mother's key,
so she can't sneak up on us anymore.

966
00:52:34,595 --> 00:52:36,537
And I swear that woman's got a sex radar.

967
00:52:36,644 --> 00:52:38,684
We've got a bed, you know.
Warm, it's welcoming...

968
00:52:38,787 --> 00:52:40,827
it smells nice, it's a damn sight better
than this arsing place.

969
00:52:40,931 --> 00:52:41,880
[Rachel growling]

970
00:52:41,987 --> 00:52:43,067
Jesus Christ.

971
00:52:43,972 --> 00:52:46,874
- Did I scare you?
- No. Nettles everywhere.

972
00:52:46,979 --> 00:52:48,921
- What are you doing?
- Taking off your clothes.

973
00:52:49,028 --> 00:52:50,882
Actually, it's one of the great things
about being a man.

974
00:52:50,979 --> 00:52:52,386
You can do these things
without stripping off.

975
00:52:52,483 --> 00:52:55,352
Just a zip. Simple zip is all you need.

976
00:52:55,459 --> 00:52:57,630
Give it a yank,
and you're well away, darling.

977
00:52:57,731 --> 00:53:01,047
- You gonna talk all through this?
- Did I mention we have a bed?

978
00:53:03,171 --> 00:53:04,120
[Wings flapping]

979
00:53:04,227 --> 00:53:05,918
- What was that?
- What?

980
00:53:07,843 --> 00:53:09,468
Nothing. Nothing.

981
00:53:11,331 --> 00:53:12,575
[Leaves rustling]

982
00:53:15,202 --> 00:53:16,380
All right, whoever is behind there...

983
00:53:16,483 --> 00:53:18,337
come out before we beat
the crap out of you.

984
00:53:18,434 --> 00:53:20,060
Yeah, damn it.

985
00:53:22,499 --> 00:53:23,676
Terribly sorry.

986
00:53:23,779 --> 00:53:24,891
- Sorry.
- Sorry.

987
00:53:24,995 --> 00:53:26,337
Oh, God.

988
00:53:26,626 --> 00:53:29,474
- We were trying not to disturb you.
- That's fine, really.

989
00:53:29,571 --> 00:53:31,742
Disturb us? No. No, you didn't disturb us.

990
00:53:31,842 --> 00:53:34,592
- We, we... We were just, you know.
- So were we.

991
00:53:34,691 --> 00:53:35,639
[Rachel giggling]

992
00:53:35,747 --> 00:53:38,464
So, you think we were...
No, and we're married.

993
00:53:39,043 --> 00:53:40,287
And we have a bed.

994
00:53:40,707 --> 00:53:42,714
- I'm Heck, by the way.
- Michael.

995
00:53:42,819 --> 00:53:43,931
- How do you do?
- How do you do?

996
00:53:44,035 --> 00:53:45,693
- Michael, too.
- Oh, really.

997
00:53:45,794 --> 00:53:47,136
I'm Rachel.

998
00:53:47,234 --> 00:53:48,827
It was lovely to meet you two chaps.

999
00:53:50,786 --> 00:53:51,931
[Heck sighing]

1000
00:53:52,418 --> 00:53:55,582
- Must be very nice to be married.
- We only just met this evening.

1001
00:53:57,346 --> 00:53:58,840
Yeah, sometimes I feel like we did, too.

1002
00:54:23,170 --> 00:54:25,690
- Hi.
- No, no, you're not happy to see...

1003
00:54:25,794 --> 00:54:27,681
You can't.
I don't want you to be happy to see me.

1004
00:54:27,778 --> 00:54:29,054
- Okay.
- Okay.

1005
00:54:29,154 --> 00:54:31,740
So, I'm here because
I don't know what's going on.

1006
00:54:31,842 --> 00:54:32,857
I don't.

1007
00:54:32,961 --> 00:54:36,344
You make me feel something.
Something I absolutely cannot feel.

1008
00:54:36,449 --> 00:54:37,758
I'm married.

1009
00:54:37,858 --> 00:54:40,858
I'm married, for Christ's sake.
I have a husband, this...

1010
00:54:40,993 --> 00:54:44,823
man that I... This lovely guy.
He's done nothing wrong.

1011
00:54:44,930 --> 00:54:46,588
I was wondering if you could help me?

1012
00:54:46,690 --> 00:54:48,632
I'm hoping to start a herb garden.

1013
00:54:48,737 --> 00:54:50,592
MAN: It's a pretty little corner space...

1014
00:54:50,690 --> 00:54:53,308
- north, right?
- These, these. On the house. Go.

1015
00:54:57,889 --> 00:55:00,377
Okay, so do you see? You have to see.

1016
00:55:00,482 --> 00:55:02,937
I can't do this. I can't actually do this.

1017
00:55:03,041 --> 00:55:05,823
So whatever it is or was,
it's got to stop, and it's got to stop now.

1018
00:55:05,921 --> 00:55:06,870
Do you understand?

1019
00:55:07,553 --> 00:55:08,568
It's over.

1020
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:47,862
Ow!

1021
00:55:47,969 --> 00:55:50,336
- What, what?
- Thorns in my bum.

1022
00:55:50,433 --> 00:55:51,545
[Rachel grunting]

1023
00:55:52,609 --> 00:55:54,103
[Both giggling]

1024
00:55:56,192 --> 00:55:57,175
I'm sorry.

1025
00:55:58,048 --> 00:55:59,292
[Door opening]

1026
00:56:02,273 --> 00:56:03,353
It's another customer.

1027
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:05,622
[Both giggling]

1028
00:56:06,209 --> 00:56:07,354
HECK: Hello?

1029
00:56:11,521 --> 00:56:12,666
Luce?

1030
00:56:15,169 --> 00:56:16,598
Luce, you in the back?

1031
00:56:17,441 --> 00:56:19,896
Don't come in, Heck, I...

1032
00:56:23,649 --> 00:56:26,267
I was stock taking.

1033
00:56:26,368 --> 00:56:27,416
You know, counting the...

1034
00:56:28,896 --> 00:56:30,871
- Hey.
- Hey, yourself.

1035
00:56:32,768 --> 00:56:33,913
What do you want, Heck?

1036
00:56:34,816 --> 00:56:36,988
Buy some flowers. What else?

1037
00:56:38,336 --> 00:56:41,948
- Flowers, of course.
- Not for me, for my wife, Rachel.

1038
00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:44,310
HECK: Recently, she's just been a bit...

1039
00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:46,100
I don't know.

1040
00:56:46,304 --> 00:56:47,231
But you know what they say...

1041
00:56:47,328 --> 00:56:49,019
there's nothing quite so cheering
as a well-timed bloom.

1042
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,447
So, I thought
one of your finest arrangements.

1043
00:56:51,551 --> 00:56:52,500
Absolutely.

1044
00:56:53,056 --> 00:56:55,478
- What does she like?
- You know what she likes.

1045
00:56:58,208 --> 00:57:00,030
Lilies. She likes lilies.

1046
00:57:01,759 --> 00:57:05,021
- Lilies? Right, well, that's simple.
- Yeah.

1047
00:57:06,336 --> 00:57:07,743
So, did you enjoy the football
the other night?

1048
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,596
It was an experience.

1049
00:57:09,728 --> 00:57:11,004
[Heck chuckling]

1050
00:57:11,328 --> 00:57:13,597
How did you find Rachel?

1051
00:57:15,359 --> 00:57:17,399
Fine. I mean, I wouldn't...

1052
00:57:18,272 --> 00:57:19,482
Fine.

1053
00:57:20,288 --> 00:57:21,782
I don't suppose she...

1054
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:24,316
No. Well...

1055
00:57:24,415 --> 00:57:27,831
I was just wondering
if she said anything about...

1056
00:57:27,935 --> 00:57:28,781
me or...

1057
00:57:28,814 --> 00:57:29,628
me or...

1058
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:37,789
I just think I'm doing something wrong,
is all.

1059
00:57:37,887 --> 00:57:38,869
I mean, that's what I think.

1060
00:57:39,583 --> 00:57:41,558
HECK: And if she said what it is...

1061
00:57:42,528 --> 00:57:45,757
that I'm doing, or not doing,
then I can stop it.

1062
00:57:46,687 --> 00:57:48,989
Or start, or whatever, you see.

1063
00:57:49,311 --> 00:57:50,358
And then we can...

1064
00:57:51,903 --> 00:57:52,830
Like before.

1065
00:57:54,111 --> 00:57:55,638
We can get back to being like before.

1066
00:57:58,079 --> 00:58:00,184
- She didn't say anything.
- No.

1067
00:58:02,239 --> 00:58:03,187
And I've embarrassed you.

1068
00:58:04,063 --> 00:58:07,608
And myself, which is normal, very normal.

1069
00:58:07,871 --> 00:58:10,456
- These are beautiful. How much do I...
- No, they're on the house.

1070
00:58:12,223 --> 00:58:13,335
Thanks.

1071
00:58:15,263 --> 00:58:18,165
You should ask her, you know. Not me.

1072
00:58:19,839 --> 00:58:21,365
Bless you, but...

1073
00:58:21,950 --> 00:58:23,860
I can't ask Rachel
if there's anything wrong.

1074
00:58:23,966 --> 00:58:26,071
I mean, that's way too scary.

1075
00:58:26,879 --> 00:58:27,893
Why?

1076
00:58:30,430 --> 00:58:31,357
What if there is?

1077
00:58:34,686 --> 00:58:35,799
Thanks.

1078
00:58:53,278 --> 00:58:54,390
Rachel!

1079
00:58:54,654 --> 00:58:56,476
- Rachel, wait!
- Luce, please!

1080
00:58:56,574 --> 00:58:58,811
- Just talk to me.
- What do you want me to say?

1081
00:58:58,910 --> 00:59:01,976
I heard him.
Jesus, I'm lying there, and I heard him...

1082
00:59:02,078 --> 00:59:03,452
and he's blaming himself.

1083
00:59:04,030 --> 00:59:05,077
You can put an end to this.

1084
00:59:05,182 --> 00:59:06,459
- How?
- Tell me to go.

1085
00:59:10,302 --> 00:59:12,538
Tell me that's what you want,
and I will walk away...

1086
00:59:12,638 --> 00:59:13,586
and you will never see me again.

1087
00:59:16,926 --> 00:59:17,853
Is that what you want?

1088
00:59:20,798 --> 00:59:21,726
I want you.

1089
00:59:28,094 --> 00:59:29,141
Luce.

1090
00:59:29,886 --> 00:59:31,064
I know.

1091
00:59:32,829 --> 00:59:33,778
I can't...

1092
00:59:35,165 --> 00:59:36,278
I know.

1093
00:59:43,326 --> 00:59:44,755
We'll be okay.

1094
00:59:49,598 --> 00:59:51,092
Don't forget me.

1095
00:59:53,374 --> 00:59:55,413
I won't remember anything else.

1096
01:00:35,773 --> 01:00:38,740
Come on, Jeff, you scratch my back
and I'll kiss your arse.

1097
01:00:39,901 --> 01:00:41,079
Okay, can you repeat that, please?

1098
01:00:42,045 --> 01:00:43,834
Okay, 41 flat.

1099
01:00:43,933 --> 01:00:46,715
Okay, well, let me just factor that into
the computer and crunch some numbers.

1100
01:00:46,813 --> 01:00:49,234
He can't go any higher.
I mean, he hasn't got it. He can't.

1101
01:00:50,492 --> 01:00:52,402
Yeah, the screen's flashing red
at me here, Jeff.

1102
01:00:52,508 --> 01:00:54,875
It's not gonna cut it.
In fact, the figure that I'm reading is...

1103
01:00:55,996 --> 01:00:58,036
Yeah, but the figure I'm reading
is forty-one and a half.

1104
01:00:58,141 --> 01:01:00,759
That's 41.5. Any lower just can't be a go.

1105
01:01:00,860 --> 01:01:02,802
That's way too much. It's too much.

1106
01:01:02,941 --> 01:01:04,369
[People chattering]

1107
01:01:05,117 --> 01:01:08,084
So let's do it, Jeff. Let's work our way up.
Give me 41.1. Give me that.

1108
01:01:08,188 --> 01:01:09,977
We're feeling no pain there,
and you know what?

1109
01:01:10,077 --> 01:01:13,076
If we're at 0.1, let's have some fun.
Let's double down.

1110
01:01:14,077 --> 01:01:15,451
Yeah. Yeah, there you go.

1111
01:01:19,548 --> 01:01:20,530
All right, keep on coming.

1112
01:01:20,637 --> 01:01:23,636
Keep on coming. Give me three, three is
well in. You give me that right now...

1113
01:01:23,740 --> 01:01:26,325
You will?
Well, then go one more. Go to four.

1114
01:01:26,428 --> 01:01:28,916
I really, really, really don't wanna do it.

1115
01:01:31,420 --> 01:01:32,368
[Sighing]

1116
01:01:32,476 --> 01:01:34,450
Yeah, yeah. Jeff, you know,
don't take that tone with me.

1117
01:01:34,556 --> 01:01:37,207
You know, I'm giving you a chance here.
Now, do you wanna be a big dog...

1118
01:01:37,308 --> 01:01:38,835
or do you wanna play on the porch
with the puppies?

1119
01:01:38,941 --> 01:01:41,723
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I feel that.
Okay, last one, my friend.

1120
01:01:41,820 --> 01:01:44,504
Over the cliff. I'm holding your hand,
I'm cupping your balls.

1121
01:01:44,604 --> 01:01:47,637
I'm there with you, and I'm there for you.
You've gotta ask yourself, Jeffrey...

1122
01:01:47,740 --> 01:01:50,260
do you trust me? Do you trust me?

1123
01:01:52,956 --> 01:01:54,450
Congratulations. We can deal.

1124
01:01:57,724 --> 01:02:00,474
My boy, for that,
you get a bonus as big as my knob.

1125
01:02:00,571 --> 01:02:01,520
Well, screw your bonus.

1126
01:02:01,627 --> 01:02:03,482
I wish I could.
Now, where d'you wanna go for a drink?

1127
01:02:03,580 --> 01:02:04,758
Screw you, too, Rob.

1128
01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:07,896
Hecky, what is it?

1129
01:02:08,124 --> 01:02:11,353
It just... It makes me sick, you know.
You lie. You just lie.

1130
01:02:14,844 --> 01:02:15,826
Well, so do you.

1131
01:02:17,147 --> 01:02:18,075
Not anymore.

1132
01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:25,682
Heck. Hecky. Hecky, come back!

1133
01:02:31,515 --> 01:02:33,141
- Hi.
- Afternoon.

1134
01:02:34,812 --> 01:02:36,535
I'm looking for a breakup plant.

1135
01:02:36,636 --> 01:02:38,872
- A what?
- A breakup plant.

1136
01:02:39,035 --> 01:02:40,148
Explain.

1137
01:02:40,283 --> 01:02:43,000
Well, I don't like my girlfriend.
I wanna break up with her...

1138
01:02:43,100 --> 01:02:44,888
via the means of plant.

1139
01:02:44,987 --> 01:02:48,085
Well, it should be a breakup bouquet,
and it should be hydrangeas.

1140
01:02:48,187 --> 01:02:50,554
They mean,
"It's over, but think well of me."

1141
01:02:50,651 --> 01:02:52,276
Perfect. I'll take one.

1142
01:02:52,379 --> 01:02:54,834
- One bouquet?
- One hyer-whatsit.

1143
01:02:55,067 --> 01:02:56,725
But that's not a lot.

1144
01:02:56,827 --> 01:02:58,518
Well, I don't care if she thinks well of me.

1145
01:03:00,059 --> 01:03:01,466
D'you know what? Piss off!

1146
01:03:01,563 --> 01:03:03,505
- Pardon?
- Out! Get out of my shop.

1147
01:03:03,611 --> 01:03:06,164
She's well rid of your fat arse, anyway.

1148
01:03:24,250 --> 01:03:26,006
Mum?

1149
01:03:26,106 --> 01:03:27,383
ELLA: I'll be right out.

1150
01:03:28,634 --> 01:03:30,128
Take your time.

1151
01:03:43,450 --> 01:03:46,484
Oh, sweet shit in a bucket,
what's wrong with you?

1152
01:03:47,706 --> 01:03:49,943
Blow your nose, then explain.

1153
01:03:52,346 --> 01:03:53,655
[Sniffling]

1154
01:03:54,266 --> 01:03:55,215
I met this girl.

1155
01:03:58,235 --> 01:03:59,412
She's with someone else.

1156
01:04:00,634 --> 01:04:01,681
And does she love you?

1157
01:04:03,706 --> 01:04:04,633
I don't know.

1158
01:04:05,850 --> 01:04:06,799
No.

1159
01:04:10,586 --> 01:04:11,633
Yes.

1160
01:04:14,522 --> 01:04:15,634
But it doesn't matter.

1161
01:04:16,666 --> 01:04:18,903
Oh, it's all that matters.

1162
01:04:20,122 --> 01:04:21,845
She's with someone else. She can't...

1163
01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:26,675
[Sighing]

1164
01:04:27,130 --> 01:04:28,821
When Dad left you, he broke your heart.

1165
01:04:31,162 --> 01:04:32,274
It mends again.

1166
01:04:37,466 --> 01:04:39,026
Look at you, you look fantastic.

1167
01:04:39,194 --> 01:04:40,371
[Chuckling]

1168
01:04:40,602 --> 01:04:43,122
I may be older than God,
but I can still make an effort.

1169
01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:46,361
A date? Does my mother have a date?

1170
01:04:47,161 --> 01:04:49,016
I'm going to eat food with a man, yes.

1171
01:04:50,266 --> 01:04:51,214
And how do you feel?

1172
01:04:51,961 --> 01:04:53,041
Oh.

1173
01:04:54,266 --> 01:04:57,582
Well, you know,
when you're holding a hot cup of coffee...

1174
01:04:57,690 --> 01:04:59,216
and you realize you're going to sneeze?

1175
01:05:00,505 --> 01:05:01,585
That's how I feel.

1176
01:05:03,162 --> 01:05:04,406
Come here.

1177
01:05:04,922 --> 01:05:06,328
ELLA: Well, yippee.

1178
01:05:13,689 --> 01:05:15,315
[Heck singing drunkenly]

1179
01:05:18,457 --> 01:05:21,207
Oh, shit. Heck, where have you...

1180
01:05:23,385 --> 01:05:24,912
[Singing]

1181
01:05:27,353 --> 01:05:28,760
Never fails.

1182
01:05:28,857 --> 01:05:32,599
Eight pints of water before bed,
and next day, you feel no pain.

1183
01:05:34,521 --> 01:05:36,147
Are you well, my gorgeous darling?

1184
01:05:37,465 --> 01:05:40,051
- I want to talk to you.
- I want to talk to you, too.

1185
01:05:40,152 --> 01:05:43,982
Just three more of these
and I'm quite literally all ears.

1186
01:05:44,697 --> 01:05:45,646
I'll be waiting.

1187
01:05:45,881 --> 01:05:47,026
Mmm-hmm.

1188
01:05:50,201 --> 01:05:52,274
Very listening.

1189
01:05:55,993 --> 01:05:57,073
Shoot.

1190
01:05:57,529 --> 01:05:59,984
I wanted to talk to you because...

1191
01:06:00,793 --> 01:06:02,680
I have to talk to you
because this thing happened.

1192
01:06:07,929 --> 01:06:09,685
I wasn't looking for it, it just...

1193
01:06:10,392 --> 01:06:12,694
It just happened, and although...

1194
01:06:14,424 --> 01:06:15,799
it's over...

1195
01:06:20,696 --> 01:06:21,776
you've a right to know.

1196
01:06:29,496 --> 01:06:30,871
[Sighing]

1197
01:06:35,128 --> 01:06:36,819
I went crazy, Heck.

1198
01:06:42,488 --> 01:06:44,823
I went crazy for someone,
and it wasn't you.

1199
01:06:50,936 --> 01:06:52,180
I'm sorry.

1200
01:06:57,272 --> 01:06:59,312
I'm so very sorry, so...

1201
01:07:03,544 --> 01:07:04,624
please believe me.

1202
01:07:05,943 --> 01:07:06,958
Heck?

1203
01:07:09,528 --> 01:07:12,528
No, no, no. Don't sleep. Wake up, Heck.

1204
01:07:13,431 --> 01:07:15,603
I can't say this more than once.

1205
01:07:18,679 --> 01:07:19,988
I'm staying.

1206
01:07:23,479 --> 01:07:26,326
I couldn't, wouldn't leave you.

1207
01:07:28,983 --> 01:07:30,772
You are my best friend.

1208
01:07:33,272 --> 01:07:37,166
And that was enough before.
It'll be enough again, so...

1209
01:08:02,359 --> 01:08:03,766
[Birds chirping]

1210
01:08:15,959 --> 01:08:17,006
Coop.

1211
01:08:18,358 --> 01:08:20,725
It is you, then, is it?

1212
01:08:21,879 --> 01:08:24,562
- Is what? I don't...
- Heck doesn't know.

1213
01:08:25,270 --> 01:08:27,604
He said that she didn't tell who...

1214
01:08:27,895 --> 01:08:29,782
but I figured it out.

1215
01:08:32,150 --> 01:08:33,099
What did he say?

1216
01:08:34,486 --> 01:08:35,697
Just tell me I'm wrong, girl.

1217
01:08:37,079 --> 01:08:38,006
Tell me.

1218
01:08:41,079 --> 01:08:42,290
- You dumb slut.
- Don't start, Coop.

1219
01:08:42,324 --> 01:08:43,502
- You dumb slut.
- Don't start, Coop.

1220
01:08:44,407 --> 01:08:45,487
"Don't start"?

1221
01:08:46,231 --> 01:08:50,257
Her husband, her flipping husband
calls me in the middle of the night.

1222
01:08:50,358 --> 01:08:52,595
And you wanna know how he was?
He was busted!

1223
01:08:52,695 --> 01:08:53,643
You know, just get out.

1224
01:08:53,750 --> 01:08:55,954
What was that thing that you said?
What was that?

1225
01:08:56,054 --> 01:08:57,516
"Never wreck another couple."

1226
01:08:58,646 --> 01:09:00,108
You really stuck to that one good,
didn't you?

1227
01:09:10,550 --> 01:09:11,090
[Door slamming]

1228
01:09:11,123 --> 01:09:11,630
[Door slamming]

1229
01:09:12,118 --> 01:09:14,387
Okay, then. Okay. Yeah.

1230
01:09:14,966 --> 01:09:16,373
See you. Bye.

1231
01:09:24,534 --> 01:09:26,706
RACHEL: It's wonderful. Thank you.

1232
01:09:26,806 --> 01:09:29,294
There's a lovely section
on cooking with your children.

1233
01:09:30,134 --> 01:09:32,273
- Who was on the phone, honey?
- Luce.

1234
01:09:32,918 --> 01:09:35,438
She was supposed to take
me and my boyfriend to the museum...

1235
01:09:35,542 --> 01:09:36,491
but now we're not.

1236
01:09:36,694 --> 01:09:37,676
Oh.

1237
01:09:37,781 --> 01:09:38,861
Maybe some other time.

1238
01:09:38,966 --> 01:09:41,649
Not for a while.
She's going on a very long holiday.

1239
01:09:43,637 --> 01:09:44,586
She is?

1240
01:09:44,694 --> 01:09:46,352
When was the last time
you took me on holiday?

1241
01:09:47,029 --> 01:09:49,746
The summer of '94. Great Barrier Reef.

1242
01:09:50,390 --> 01:09:51,950
You scared all the sharks away.

1243
01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:54,932
She didn't mention that the other night.

1244
01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:57,808
No, yes, she did say something,
I remember now.

1245
01:09:57,909 --> 01:10:01,008
Will you take us to the museum?
And can Heck come, too?

1246
01:10:01,110 --> 01:10:02,604
Of course he can.

1247
01:10:02,709 --> 01:10:03,986
Do penguins have knees?

1248
01:10:04,565 --> 01:10:07,881
Well, this is fun, isn't it?
Shame it's only once a year.

1249
01:10:09,301 --> 01:10:11,275
[AII singing Happy Birthday]

1250
01:10:19,701 --> 01:10:21,327
- I can't handle this.
- Heck.

1251
01:10:23,957 --> 01:10:26,160
I can't do it, Rachel, I can't do it.
I thought I could, but I can't.

1252
01:10:26,261 --> 01:10:27,189
Blow out the candles, darling.

1253
01:10:28,021 --> 01:10:29,548
- What's happening?
- I'm going.

1254
01:10:29,653 --> 01:10:30,733
But it's, it's good cake.

1255
01:10:30,837 --> 01:10:33,390
Your mother got the recipe from the book
before she wrapped it.

1256
01:10:33,493 --> 01:10:34,900
I'm not gonna leave you.

1257
01:10:34,997 --> 01:10:37,680
If you respect me at all,
that's exactly what you will do.

1258
01:10:37,781 --> 01:10:39,090
Will you kindly tell me
what you're talking about?

1259
01:10:39,189 --> 01:10:40,465
Why is Heck being sad?

1260
01:10:40,565 --> 01:10:42,605
It's not you leaving that's gonna kill me.

1261
01:10:43,381 --> 01:10:45,203
It's you loving someone more.

1262
01:10:45,653 --> 01:10:46,929
Sorry to interrupt you.

1263
01:10:47,029 --> 01:10:50,062
Those candles are dripping wax
all over your mother's creation.

1264
01:10:50,165 --> 01:10:52,140
Will you fuck off with the fucking candles?

1265
01:10:54,453 --> 01:10:55,762
Yeah. Yeah.

1266
01:10:59,445 --> 01:11:01,866
No, you're not walking away.
Don't walk away from me.

1267
01:11:01,973 --> 01:11:04,460
Yeah, keep saying that.
Let me pretend this is my choice.

1268
01:11:04,565 --> 01:11:06,026
What do you mean?

1269
01:11:06,133 --> 01:11:08,337
Oh, come on, Rach, we both know
you'd have left me in the end anyway.

1270
01:11:08,436 --> 01:11:10,160
- That's not true.
- Yes, it is!

1271
01:11:14,740 --> 01:11:15,667
Yes, it is.

1272
01:11:18,420 --> 01:11:19,630
You know, I want you to be happy.

1273
01:11:20,660 --> 01:11:23,377
More than anything else, I wanted
to be the cause of happiness in you.

1274
01:11:26,293 --> 01:11:27,667
But if I'm not, then...

1275
01:11:29,588 --> 01:11:30,929
I can't stand in the way.

1276
01:11:31,892 --> 01:11:32,820
Do you see?

1277
01:11:34,804 --> 01:11:37,739
Because what you're feeling now, Rachel...

1278
01:11:40,276 --> 01:11:42,186
is the unstoppable force.

1279
01:11:45,492 --> 01:11:46,954
Which means that I've got to move.

1280
01:12:03,636 --> 01:12:04,585
Darling...

1281
01:12:05,204 --> 01:12:08,717
what did Heck mean when he said
you're in love with someone else?

1282
01:12:10,644 --> 01:12:11,953
I am in love with someone else.

1283
01:12:12,980 --> 01:12:16,428
Cooper. That trollop.
He'd shag an open wound.

1284
01:12:17,780 --> 01:12:18,958
Not him.

1285
01:12:19,763 --> 01:12:21,040
Who, then?

1286
01:12:21,395 --> 01:12:23,500
Well, out with it. What's his name?

1287
01:12:23,603 --> 01:12:24,585
Who is the lucky chap?

1288
01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:31,728
Her name is Luce.

1289
01:12:33,939 --> 01:12:36,361
- Luce?
- Yes.

1290
01:12:37,811 --> 01:12:38,760
Who's a woman.

1291
01:12:40,627 --> 01:12:41,772
As are you a woman.

1292
01:12:43,091 --> 01:12:44,019
That's right.

1293
01:12:45,299 --> 01:12:48,648
So the two of you are lesbi-friends.

1294
01:12:49,779 --> 01:12:51,666
It doesn't matter what you call it,
it's not going to happen.

1295
01:12:53,171 --> 01:12:55,626
- Not after all this.
- Quite bloody right.

1296
01:12:55,731 --> 01:12:58,187
Could I say something here?

1297
01:13:04,691 --> 01:13:06,098
When I first met your mother...

1298
01:13:07,795 --> 01:13:09,072
back in the Trojan War...

1299
01:13:12,467 --> 01:13:15,565
I fell for her right off the bat.

1300
01:13:18,451 --> 01:13:21,004
And although she loved me back,
she married me...

1301
01:13:23,378 --> 01:13:26,128
somehow I always knew I was...

1302
01:13:28,786 --> 01:13:30,641
never quite up to snuff.

1303
01:13:33,234 --> 01:13:36,617
We muddled along,
got through the years...

1304
01:13:38,194 --> 01:13:42,417
but I've never doubted that
if she ever met anyone she really fell for...

1305
01:13:43,794 --> 01:13:46,478
who made her realize what true love is...

1306
01:13:48,338 --> 01:13:50,509
she'd leave me like a shot...

1307
01:13:52,306 --> 01:13:54,062
and how could I argue?

1308
01:13:56,594 --> 01:13:59,147
Whatever you choose to do from here...

1309
01:13:59,795 --> 01:14:02,216
we'll support you, we always will.

1310
01:14:03,186 --> 01:14:05,095
But please, my darling...

1311
01:14:06,834 --> 01:14:08,078
follow your heart.

1312
01:14:09,554 --> 01:14:12,237
- Could I borrow your car?
- I'll drive you.

1313
01:14:14,706 --> 01:14:16,266
Nothing happens without me there.

1314
01:14:20,946 --> 01:14:22,222
You coming?

1315
01:14:24,882 --> 01:14:28,198
When we come back,
we'll talk about this if you want to.

1316
01:14:28,434 --> 01:14:29,481
Yeah.

1317
01:14:31,281 --> 01:14:33,104
Do you know what I wish?

1318
01:14:33,618 --> 01:14:35,024
That you won't grow up so fast.

1319
01:14:40,914 --> 01:14:42,375
[Car engine whirring]

1320
01:14:47,090 --> 01:14:48,072
You take care, then.

1321
01:14:48,178 --> 01:14:50,283
You take care. I'm going to enjoy myself.

1322
01:14:53,042 --> 01:14:55,791
Hey. You did nothing wrong.

1323
01:14:57,746 --> 01:15:00,429
I did. Truth is, I'd do it again.

1324
01:15:38,865 --> 01:15:41,451
H: Why don't you have pudding
after breakfast?

1325
01:15:42,097 --> 01:15:45,512
You have it after lunch and dinner,
so why not in the morning as well?

1326
01:15:45,617 --> 01:15:46,860
I think it weird.

1327
01:15:49,873 --> 01:15:51,302
You're still sad, aren't you?

1328
01:15:53,488 --> 01:15:55,081
Yeah. Yeah, I am.

1329
01:15:55,953 --> 01:15:59,052
I knew you would be. I bought you sweets.

1330
01:16:00,816 --> 01:16:03,664
Thank you. Great.

1331
01:16:04,689 --> 01:16:07,504
I didn't know which is your favorite,
so I bought pick-and-mix.

1332
01:16:10,353 --> 01:16:11,814
[Sobbing]

1333
01:16:14,289 --> 01:16:16,176
Oh, sorry, H, sorry.

1334
01:16:18,385 --> 01:16:19,759
It's just...

1335
01:16:20,464 --> 01:16:22,406
I'm trying to do the right thing...

1336
01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:26,476
and now I think I should have not...

1337
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:29,770
'cause...

1338
01:16:29,968 --> 01:16:33,229
if she'd stayed with me out of guilt,
that would have been fine, wouldn't it?

1339
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:36,331
I mean, wouldn't it?

1340
01:16:36,688 --> 01:16:38,957
My math teacher, Mrs. O'Casey...

1341
01:16:39,056 --> 01:16:42,089
has something she always says
when people are sad.

1342
01:16:42,192 --> 01:16:46,185
She says, "No problem is insoluble,
given a big enough plastic bag."

1343
01:16:46,288 --> 01:16:47,695
[Laughing]

1344
01:16:50,256 --> 01:16:53,605
- What does that mean?
- I don't know. She's very unusual.

1345
01:16:55,824 --> 01:16:57,318
I should have married you.

1346
01:16:57,424 --> 01:16:58,569
Maybe in 10 years.

1347
01:16:58,672 --> 01:17:01,192
If you're still lonely,
we could get married then.

1348
01:17:02,863 --> 01:17:04,587
You know, it's funny.

1349
01:17:05,616 --> 01:17:09,129
Ever since we first met,
I was scared that she was gonna leave me.

1350
01:17:10,191 --> 01:17:13,420
You shouldn't be afraid, Heck.
You can do anything.

1351
01:17:19,983 --> 01:17:21,128
[Sighing]

1352
01:17:21,807 --> 01:17:24,360
RACHEL: Hurry. Hurry, please.
Take a left here.

1353
01:17:25,039 --> 01:17:28,138
TESSA: I just think, if not Heck,
there must be other fish in the sea.

1354
01:17:28,239 --> 01:17:29,221
Male fish.

1355
01:17:29,328 --> 01:17:31,215
- Is it straight on?
- Yes.

1356
01:17:31,503 --> 01:17:32,550
Rather exciting.

1357
01:17:32,656 --> 01:17:35,111
And what about my grandchildren?
Who'll be providing them?

1358
01:17:35,215 --> 01:17:37,223
I believe
there's a marvelous new invention...

1359
01:17:37,327 --> 01:17:39,564
- somewhat akin to the turkey baster.
- Just up here.

1360
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:45,421
- And where did you two meet?
- At my wedding.

1361
01:17:45,519 --> 01:17:48,170
But it's such a short time.
How can you be sure?

1362
01:17:48,272 --> 01:17:50,094
I knew after three seconds.

1363
01:17:50,383 --> 01:17:54,180
I've heard of love happening that fast.
The French call it <i>le flash.</i>

1364
01:17:54,288 --> 01:17:55,946
They would, bloody perverts.

1365
01:17:58,383 --> 01:18:00,292
Where's Luce? Is she here?

1366
01:18:00,687 --> 01:18:02,345
Would you like to try that entrance again?

1367
01:18:04,079 --> 01:18:06,730
Hello. Please, I'm looking for Luce.

1368
01:18:08,783 --> 01:18:10,212
You're her, aren't you?

1369
01:18:11,183 --> 01:18:12,263
You're the girl.

1370
01:18:14,383 --> 01:18:15,331
Yes, I am.

1371
01:18:16,014 --> 01:18:17,062
You have a husband.

1372
01:18:18,991 --> 01:18:19,940
I left him.

1373
01:18:21,326 --> 01:18:22,275
He left me.

1374
01:18:23,663 --> 01:18:24,972
It doesn't matter. It's over.

1375
01:18:26,734 --> 01:18:29,222
So you're free?

1376
01:18:31,215 --> 01:18:33,320
And you love my daughter?

1377
01:18:35,470 --> 01:18:36,583
Golly.

1378
01:18:37,198 --> 01:18:38,376
[Chuckling]

1379
01:18:40,846 --> 01:18:43,148
Have you ever sold flowers before?

1380
01:18:49,199 --> 01:18:50,660
MAN: Watch it!

1381
01:18:52,270 --> 01:18:54,343
DRIVER: And what would you be wearing?

1382
01:18:54,574 --> 01:18:56,778
Oh, yeah, I like that.

1383
01:18:56,878 --> 01:18:59,115
Oh, yeah, I like that very much.

1384
01:18:59,598 --> 01:19:01,256
LUCE: Excuse me.
DRIVER: Yeah?

1385
01:19:01,358 --> 01:19:03,431
- Excuse me.
- Do you mind? I'm talking here.

1386
01:19:03,534 --> 01:19:05,323
Are you sure this is the best way?
'Cause the traffic's...

1387
01:19:05,422 --> 01:19:09,579
I'll meet you at home, angel.
And will you be waiting downstairs...

1388
01:19:10,126 --> 01:19:11,621
or upstairs?

1389
01:19:17,102 --> 01:19:20,680
You're quite wrong, you know.
You've always been enough for me.

1390
01:19:20,941 --> 01:19:21,890
Not recently.

1391
01:19:25,902 --> 01:19:27,145
There are pills one can take.

1392
01:19:29,358 --> 01:19:30,700
I could buy some...

1393
01:19:33,421 --> 01:19:35,942
if you could perhaps...

1394
01:19:37,294 --> 01:19:38,755
be a little kinder.

1395
01:19:40,270 --> 01:19:41,644
Yes, I could.

1396
01:19:45,613 --> 01:19:48,745
Darling, try a left up here.
It's generally quicker.

1397
01:19:49,422 --> 01:19:50,666
Well done.

1398
01:19:59,022 --> 01:20:00,134
[Car horns honking]

1399
01:20:00,365 --> 01:20:01,510
[People yelling]

1400
01:20:01,613 --> 01:20:02,758
Hang on.

1401
01:20:03,181 --> 01:20:04,163
[Honking]

1402
01:20:04,269 --> 01:20:05,218
[Sighing]

1403
01:20:05,325 --> 01:20:09,122
Three cheers for my husband.
As much use as a fart in a jam jar.

1404
01:20:09,293 --> 01:20:11,594
Well, that was
the shortest honeymoon in history.

1405
01:20:12,653 --> 01:20:14,060
[Car horns honking]

1406
01:20:20,493 --> 01:20:21,955
[Cyclist singing]

1407
01:20:24,269 --> 01:20:25,643
[Cell phone ringing]

1408
01:20:26,605 --> 01:20:28,427
- Hello?
- Luce, it's me. Listen.

1409
01:20:28,525 --> 01:20:31,689
<i>- We have to talk. Everything's changed.</i>
- There's nothing to say.

1410
01:20:31,789 --> 01:20:34,058
<i>You can't do it. Bye.</i>

1411
01:20:36,780 --> 01:20:38,536
How did that go, then?

1412
01:20:38,733 --> 01:20:41,035
She'll be back.
She'll be back soon, and then you can...

1413
01:20:41,133 --> 01:20:42,659
- It's over.
- Good.

1414
01:20:44,781 --> 01:20:46,188
Well, you know what I mean.

1415
01:20:46,829 --> 01:20:48,553
[Continues singing]

1416
01:20:53,325 --> 01:20:54,273
That singing.

1417
01:21:00,172 --> 01:21:02,212
I heard that singing before.

1418
01:21:02,477 --> 01:21:03,435
TESSA: What're you talking about?

1419
01:21:03,468 --> 01:21:04,394
TESSA: What're you talking about?

1420
01:21:05,005 --> 01:21:06,052
Where?

1421
01:21:06,221 --> 01:21:07,333
[Giggling excitedly]

1422
01:21:07,724 --> 01:21:09,699
Mind the car.

1423
01:21:09,805 --> 01:21:12,139
Yes, but... Oh, forget the car.

1424
01:21:21,804 --> 01:21:22,851
Luce!

1425
01:21:24,013 --> 01:21:24,995
Luce!

1426
01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:26,409
Oh, my God.

1427
01:21:26,924 --> 01:21:27,971
Luce!

1428
01:21:28,844 --> 01:21:30,633
Luce, where are you?

1429
01:21:31,052 --> 01:21:33,157
This couldn't possibly get
more embarrassing.

1430
01:21:33,260 --> 01:21:34,275
Luce!

1431
01:21:35,116 --> 01:21:36,807
Luce, please!

1432
01:21:38,156 --> 01:21:39,171
Luce!

1433
01:21:52,011 --> 01:21:56,550
[Echoing loudly] You're a wanker,
Number 9!

1434
01:22:10,636 --> 01:22:12,458
Luce, I can do this!

1435
01:22:13,451 --> 01:22:15,142
I can do this!

1436
01:22:28,651 --> 01:22:30,025
Let's go and talk to her. Let's go.

1437
01:22:32,555 --> 01:22:34,377
[Happy Together by The Turtles]

1438
01:22:45,260 --> 01:22:46,437
[Honking]

1439
01:23:47,594 --> 01:23:48,740
- Hey.
- Hi.

1440
01:23:53,578 --> 01:23:54,822
[Humming]

1441
01:24:00,234 --> 01:24:01,576
[Singing]

1442
01:24:05,706 --> 01:24:07,975
Hey. Come here. Hi.

1443
01:24:08,554 --> 01:24:10,376
Hi. What're you doing?

1444
01:24:10,954 --> 01:24:12,580
- Can I just...
- Yeah.

1445
01:24:12,938 --> 01:24:14,050
Thanks.

1446
01:24:18,218 --> 01:24:19,625
[Both humming]

1447
01:24:27,146 --> 01:24:30,244
Just making some notes
for this book that I'm writing.

1448
01:24:30,346 --> 01:24:32,386
- Oh, you're writing a book?
- Yeah.

1449
01:24:32,489 --> 01:24:33,537
Great.

1450
01:24:34,538 --> 01:24:36,163
Because I can read.

1451
01:24:43,209 --> 01:24:44,158
Hi.

1452
01:24:49,321 --> 01:24:50,565
It's cold.

1453
01:24:50,729 --> 01:24:51,973
It's good.

1454
01:24:52,201 --> 01:24:53,478
It's nice.

1455
01:24:55,146 --> 01:24:56,389
It's cold.

1456
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How long's the flight anyway,
do you know?

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About 24 hours.

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Plenty of time.