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I pay attention to my diet. 32 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:33,871 And every detail of my life I take several times under the microscope. 33 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:36,664 I have everything under control, without exception. 34 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:41,667 I mean, if some people do not too much back to me to my body. 35 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:46,926 In car salesman Manual are the three steps to success. 36 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:52,928 Be proactive, stay engaged, and kill your work with a smile. 37 00:02:55,467 --> 00:03:00,098 Most think now that I'm a bore, but so is my life. 38 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:04,230 Also, I am sure that I have the best girlfriend in the world. 39 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:08,985 And with it, I have the most important project in my life. you know! 40 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:17,331 Hi, baby! What a coincidence, I wanted you to call grade. 41 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:21,627 Well, so what, I wanted to talk to you. I found a job in LA. 42 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,045 In America? 43 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,339 As a production assistant in the Wronald Wright studios. 44 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,958 Did not you tell me you want to become a lawyer? 45 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:31,921 Xiaoming, I think we should separate for a while. 46 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:33,472 Separate? 47 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:37,222 Xiaoming, you're 'n decent guy and you have everything under control, 48 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:40,930 but I think it's about time that I plan my life. 49 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:45,108 I know it is difficult, but the time has come. Take care. 50 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:49,438 Excuse me, uh, I have everything planned for us. 51 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:05,875 Suddenly it has torn my footing. 52 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:23,681 ... Currently there are many reality shows in America, but one is the leader. 53 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,938 It is called "Punch Me", translated: "Hit me." 54 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:30,271 Punch me! Punch me! Punch me! 55 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:37,361 Oh, America! 56 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:44,411 Hi, I'm an actor Gary Buesheimer and save endangered species. 57 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:48,505 Yes, that's Hollywood! We save everything! 58 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:52,084 Then save my life and bring back my friend! 59 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,227 Yan Yan? 60 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:16,401 On your marks, get ready for ... 61 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:24,576 Yan Yan needs me. I'm coming! Wait, honey! I'm coming! 62 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:29,668 Give the sign! I'll go with you to America. 63 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,214 The! 64 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,337 So my day started this morning. 65 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:43,056 And turned as heaven and earth, I was determined to never, 66 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:45,557 to fly to the site to America. 67 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:53,104 All flights booked! Holy shit! This Kack-New Year! 68 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:58,902 Since you do not get time 's ticket to the Great Wall! I need to Yan Yan! 69 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:03,531 In order to regain my love I'd go through hell. 70 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:08,335 Just what moron buys tickets on so 'ner stupid website. 71 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:14,166 I have to strike, otherwise it's too late! 72 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:23,976 Good day. I am pleased that we meet. My name is Dawei. 73 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,522 My name is Xiaoming. 74 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:33,110 Ach so, to rein, yes? 75 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:43,116 Oh by the way, the tour group from Beijing consists of only two people. 76 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:46,118 So what I call destiny. These are only two of us. 77 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:50,327 The boy has Down 's wheel, but since it is not probably the only one. 78 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,536 Indeed? 79 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:55,841 If you need help, let me know, because both we are in the same group. 80 00:06:56,791 --> 00:07:00,295 Now I want to sleep. I am really tired. 81 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,932 Good night. - Good night. Sleep well. 82 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:12,353 And the sharpest is: We visit the house 83 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,982 in the Drew Barrymore has lived in ET! You know ET? 84 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:19,406 "E.T. phone home." 85 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:22,701 You know, the ugly aliens with long fingers! 86 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:27,907 Of all my favorite movies ET is the number 1. What are you standing? 87 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:29,332 I'm not in your group. 88 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:32,081 I'm flying to LA to reclaim my girlfriend. 89 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,663 You want to win back your girlfriend? Aha! 90 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:39,259 If we were now in a movie, that would not run as smoothly. 91 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:40,927 Imagine if we were brothers! 92 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:44,097 Then we would see on such a trip many curious things. 93 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,174 I fire at you and support you. 94 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:49,136 In Jackie Chan movies, there is always a "sidekick"? 95 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:52,723 We could our film "Hollywood Adventures" call, that would be great! 96 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:58,903 We also go to the Warner Studios, where "2 Broke Girls" is rotated. 97 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:02,779 That's a hell of series! Ah? "What's up, bitches?" 98 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:06,570 Since playing with my Kat Dennings. The is so hot! Max! 99 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:09,247 In the premiere had "2 Broke Girls" 100 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:13,668 the highest ratings in over ten years. Crazy, huh? 101 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:21,878 I have to go to the bathroom. - Speak up, not that you're still bursting! 102 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:35,520 That guy sucks! The only talks about movies, as if the whole life just a movie. 103 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:38,067 At least have a film script, as happened nothing unexpected. 104 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:42,068 They have well thought out from the beginning. 105 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,786 Open! 106 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,326 AIRPORT OF LOS ANGELES 107 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:08,883 I'm Harvey Milsap. Now we want the thing even get to the bottom. 108 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:12,595 Thank God! I thought I had done wrong what. 109 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:17,729 This is a misunderstanding. I fell asleep on the toilet on the plane. 110 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:21,232 The guy next to me has gequasselt and gequasselt and chit. 111 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:24,281 Therefore I went to the toilet. To sleep! 112 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:26,983 Well, and then the machine has landed. 113 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:30,946 We have learned that you have built on the toilet a bomb, 114 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:32,997 around the machine to blow up! 115 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:37,704 Engaged in road safety! - Uh, what? 116 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:43,967 Sequentially! How was the flight? - 1314 to America. 117 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,841 Oh yes? - What did he say about America? 118 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,264 "Death to America." 119 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:52,309 Now we check only times that you have there made a "business". 120 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:55,683 Yes! - Let's see if that's true. 121 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:05,406 Hollywood Adventures. Hello, please come closer! Do not be shy! 122 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,528 Welcome to Hollywood Adventures. 123 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,360 My name is Wei Wei. I'm your tour guide. 124 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,367 It looks like you are still missing some. - We have a problem! 125 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:17,246 A Xiaoming have eaten something wrong. Therefore, he was constantly on the toilet. 126 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,919 But the airport police arrested him. 127 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,005 Troublemaker! 128 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:42,109 I did not know that a hurricane would come on two legs in my life. 129 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,811 Long live the Emperor! 130 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:49,866 My Emperor, please let's not have my head! I ask for forgiveness! 131 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,530 I beg your pardon, my Emperor! 132 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,574 My Emperor? 133 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:02,083 Do you realize who you wanted to put your hand in the ass? 134 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:07,714 He is the next Emperor of China. - Who are you? 135 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:12,923 Listening to you, I say this only once. The asshole of the Emperor is sacred. 136 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:17,056 How dare you, anyway? Just to clarify: I do not know this woman. 137 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:20,560 Moment! China still has no emperor. Or is it? 138 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:23,892 What? The whole world knows that China has an emperor. 139 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,568 Want confirm. 140 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,771 Can you see it? All the world knows that. 141 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,481 Not true? 142 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:34,578 I congratulate you. They cause grade an international incident. 143 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,705 Oh, no, everything is good! - We were misinformed. 144 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:47,341 Hey, I'm talking to you. I wanted to explain what was going on which grade. 145 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:51,045 Second, I'm talking to you! - I told you just saved your ass. 146 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:54,176 If I had not come, they would have deported you. 147 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:58,761 Then it would be the been with America. - Now I understand nothing at all! 148 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,016 Slowly the "ne romantic comedy is. 149 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:05,066 The main character does not like the actress. Cool! 150 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,486 Two B. - So hot I do not! 151 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,902 And you shall take place. Two B. 152 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:22,084 Hi. A gift for us. - I have to sit here? 153 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:26,379 Congratulation! You are 'n cute couple. - Thank you very much! 154 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:34,133 Have you booked the honeymoon package for us? 155 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,261 Hi. Leave 'ne message. 156 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:20,593 Class! It looks like in 'nem Hollywood movie. Good cop, bad cop. 157 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:33,944 This is a 5-star hotel? Looks more like 'ne flophouse for bums. 158 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,070 Have you! - And away! 159 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,993 Freeze! - Do you need help? 160 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:43,164 They were thieves! Thieves! The have my bag! 161 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,417 I should pursue. - Yes to spank them the ass. 162 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,464 I agree. I would have done! 163 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:56,420 As yet only your things were there. I'll borg what. 164 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:34,166 Welcome to America. Ha! USA! USA! 165 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:37,919 My motto is: Super room Super visitors! 166 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:41,969 Hey, the guy looks like Han in "Fast and Furious". 167 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:47,187 My name is Manny Love. And I'm the manager of this wonderful hotel. 168 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,855 Taxi! - What's the hurry, Bro? 169 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,351 None As for what taxis. 170 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:58,782 For the rest, no one may be removed from the tour group. 171 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,202 That's a question of liability. 172 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:08,041 The guy can not get out yourself. - That's what I mitgekriegt. 173 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,830 We are way assured. 174 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,334 Therefore, we can offer you that we keep your valuables. 175 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,007 Your decision. I would do it. 176 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,882 In exchange you get a pack of this Manny-Money vouchers. 177 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:23,340 They are valid on all our stops Hollywood Adventure tour. 178 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:27,553 Manny-Money. Since is it even 'n picture of me to let you know that it is genuine. 179 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,512 Am I right? 180 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,188 Xiaoming. Can you tell me once, what do you need a taxi? 181 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,023 Seeking my girlfriend. 182 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:45,195 And what does that mean? Do not tell me you sit on! 183 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,456 I told you, I'm looking for my girlfriend. 184 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:52,377 You do not think that I'm doing here with you honeymoon. 185 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,590 Do you do that on purpose? - No! 186 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:07,141 I've said this before not mean it. Will you forgive me? 187 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:11,600 I can not forgive you. I am sleeping. 188 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:27,199 Come to Tommy's Golf Shop. We serve the best clubs and balls. 189 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:30,407 Punch me! Punch me! Punch me! 190 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:34,123 The long collaboration between Film Director Wronald Wright 191 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:40,175 and the insanely famous actor Gary Buesheimer is over. 192 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,968 We know the two through their cooperation 193 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:46,639 the most successful box-office hits of the past decade. 194 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:51,428 Awaken from your sleep and be alive! 195 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,729 This is now past, 196 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:58,184 because after their last film "Another Man's Kiss" 197 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,738 caught Wright Buesheimer in bed with his wife, 198 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,440 the rising starlet Kelly Ashley. 199 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:08,370 Wow! It seems endangered species are not the only wild things 200 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,038 wants to free Buesheimer. 201 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:30,596 Oh, my sweet Kat Dennings, my goddess. 202 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:38,312 Okay, and beautiful smile. - The Oscar! 203 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,563 Sagt: "Cheese." 204 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:43,647 The is made of pure gold. - There you go, it is possible! 205 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,277 Hi. Leave 'ne message. 206 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:54,332 Hi, Yan Yan. It's me. I have to tell you a very important thing. 207 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:02,882 In this rating, the most famous mouse in Hollywood can be seen. 208 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:05,301 You can take a picture. - Baby. 209 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:09,756 Why staring at me this giant mouse on so? Is it because I'm 'n cool guy? 210 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,388 Imaginary you're not well. 211 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,808 Hi. Leave 'ne message. 212 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,982 Hi, it's me again. Somehow before the connection was lost. 213 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:23,652 I do not know if you got my last message. I wanted... 214 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,402 Fucker! 215 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,444 Okay, we have to leave. 216 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:35,199 What shoud that? I have degrees times two photos shot. Why such a hurry? 217 00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:00,227 Plug your phone finally a. - Why then? 218 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:07,193 I am also a woman. When she thinks of you, they will call you back safely. 219 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,373 Something is wrong here. 220 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:23,459 Indiana Jones is not a left-handed. The us want to piss real here. 221 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,911 Ah! They. Hey there! Hey there! Remain standing times! 222 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,075 Stop the thief! 223 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,582 I have her! - No movement. FBI! 224 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:07,211 Leg pocket away! - Abolish the bag! 225 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:13,345 For the first time, I hope that what Dawei says is true, 226 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:18,348 that all this is a Hollywood movie only and does not take place in reality. 227 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,244 Wow, what 'ne performance! Real realistic. 228 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:41,119 These are real weapons. Take cover! - Real weapons? 229 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,510 Xiaoming, you need help? - Not necessary, thank you. 230 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,897 Yan Yan! 231 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:37,214 I want my phone! - Survival is better! 232 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,640 Captain America is alive! 233 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:51,769 And! 234 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:04,457 Steh auf. Lauf! Beeilung! The, the, the! Beeilung! 235 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,914 Now I have her call missed! 236 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:11,213 You should tell the others that you have to call. - Oh yes? 237 00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:15,301 Quick off here going on, Hurry! Get out! 238 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,639 Hello, I'm Captain America! 239 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,888 Shit, what did I say! 240 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,704 Quick, give me the pole! - Can you catch? 241 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:48,117 Then give me the other, quickly! 242 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:56,259 See if it still 'nen are output. - Yet 'nen output? Take a look! 243 00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:06,681 We must get away from here! 244 00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:23,695 When it's time to jump, then jump! 245 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:37,216 Now come on! - You dare! Is not far. 246 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:42,092 I have a plan. Finally, I've seen enough movies. 247 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,090 Leave it better be! 248 00:23:57,478 --> 00:24:00,652 Hurry up. The same has occurred the door! 249 00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:04,611 Tempo, boy! 250 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,001 Record with the bag! 251 00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:43,608 You're a fucking tour guide. 252 00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:47,195 And you an idiot! Who said you have a plan! 253 00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:52,033 Thanks for the soft landing. I'm going to the police. 254 00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:55,370 That's' ne tremendous idea! FORGOT the airport yet? 255 00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:58,831 The cops wanted to lock you up. Thank God you are the emperor. 256 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,924 Give me the bag, then I'll take you to the police. 257 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:08,429 Do you think I'm stupid? - Come on, give me the bag. 258 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:11,351 If you want to live, come with me! 259 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,538 I can not believe it! 260 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,757 I've got an idea! 261 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:58,023 Not enough! 262 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,442 There you are! 263 00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:21,919 Who are these guys? And what do they want? - Nothing else, only the bag. 264 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:25,509 This thing? Then they give it a visit! 265 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:29,339 It would be better, you give me the bag, and then we part ways. 266 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,924 Then everyone is responsible for themselves. 267 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,930 It's out of the question! 268 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:47,865 Wait a minute, what's this? Do you deal drugs? 269 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:54,664 A horn of rhino? Spend the da not draus combs? 270 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:58,493 But you risk our lives? - What do you mean, is buffalo horn. 271 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:01,499 Rhino is ground, then you get a permanent stand. 272 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:04,127 That stuff is fucking expensive in America. 273 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:17,099 The tour group is just a cover for your business! 274 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,305 Your hawked Potency under the hand! 275 00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:23,643 This is contraband in a big way! Those tourists also to the group? 276 00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:28,026 That's a set-up. - That's the way it is. Except for the two of you. 277 00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:32,155 Somehow, the uncovered too fast, I think. If that's' s screenplay, 278 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:35,704 then have already begun to turn before the author is ready. 279 00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:41,127 Do not you feel ashamed? I'll bring the bag to the horn to the police. 280 00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:44,501 It's not the way you think. - I would have liked 'nen popcorn buckets. 281 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:48,881 If you let me go yesterday had, then I would already at Yan Yan. 282 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:55,137 Hey, now wait a minute! You do not know you here, but I live here for years. 283 00:27:55,257 --> 00:28:00,263 One suggestion: You give me the bag, and I'll take you to your girlfriend. 284 00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:07,357 First you take me to my friend, then you get the bag from me. 285 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:10,814 Do we. 286 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:15,569 So we seal a deal in America. We have a deal. 287 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,878 Gut so? 288 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:32,128 Key! Here we go! 289 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:49,070 Oh, Agent Li, Interpol is not necessary. This is the responsibility of the FBI. 290 00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:51,567 Before I have drawn attention to this smuggling ring, 291 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:54,446 operated with impunity before your furry nose. 292 00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:59,530 If I were you, I would not talk but into deeds. 293 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:04,660 Dominions, procured me the rhinoceros horn and jerks, 294 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:07,087 which have taken over on the. 295 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:21,845 Holy shit! The Terminator T-1000! Away from here! 296 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:25,056 That's just the security guard. - No, that's the Terminator! 297 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:28,142 He comes back from the future to destroy humanity! 298 00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:31,729 It consists of liquid metal and can transform into any form. 299 00:29:31,812 --> 00:29:33,780 A killing machine! Away quickly! 300 00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:38,326 You've seen too many movies. In thee haunting the head. Come down again, yes? 301 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:40,992 Scheißegal, I have to go in there! 302 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:45,868 However, it looks complicated. 303 00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:51,840 Second, I've got an idea. - Be careful! 304 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,344 The whole thing is I really extremely embarrassing. 305 00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:57,717 I do not think that they can fool the T-1000. 306 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,343 I forgot the tickets. 307 00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:03,269 Perhaps it is still possible that we could see the backlot. 308 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:06,392 I do not want to lose my job namely. 309 00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:10,351 See what I wear for 'ne stupid uniform. 310 00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:14,530 Oh shit, which is equal to gouge out her eye with his finger. 311 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:31,213 Look! Nice shoes. 312 00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:39,214 Always go straight, then turn right at the alien maternity ward. 313 00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:43,176 It 's great building. Wronald Wright Productions. You can not miss it. 314 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,477 Thought of milk? 315 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:50,266 I'll be back with the milk. 316 00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:16,167 There we are. War 'ne good cooperation. Maybe we'll meet again. 317 00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:19,261 Only when I found Yan Yan. 318 00:31:19,336 --> 00:31:22,306 We have a deal. What if she's not here? 319 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:25,885 I thought I could trust you. - Oh! Yes! 320 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:31,520 My Goddess! My beloved, my goddess, Kat Dennings. 321 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:34,852 I want to do to you back in time, even if it there is no electricity, 322 00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:37,358 no Internet, no movies and series are. 323 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:42,113 The car is flying across it and it touches the guy on the finger. So 'n nonsense! 324 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:45,742 This is Hollywood. Nothing is impossible here. Huh, my goddess? 325 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:55,255 The next casting is for Jimmy Wilson. Jimmy Wilson! 326 00:31:55,914 --> 00:32:00,044 Let's see if we come from behind. - I have a plan. 327 00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:02,425 Oh goodness that seems neither? 328 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:05,636 Hi. 329 00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:08,434 Hi. I'm sorry, here you are not right. 330 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:11,559 The woman has no idea that Dawei is a famous actor. 331 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:14,391 Yes, they do not know. - We came for the auditions. 332 00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:17,523 This is Tong Dawei, my client. 333 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:24,451 OK. But are you sure you are right with us? 334 00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:28,114 Wronald Wrights office, a moment please! - Do not believe us. 335 00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:31,291 Uh, no, no. Tell her that ... 336 00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:33,664 If you do not go, I call security. 337 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:37,998 Oh, now I understand. They swarm us from here because my client is Asian 338 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:41,335 and he can not participate for this reason at the audition? 339 00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:43,386 Uh, no, I did not ... 340 00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:46,636 I did not know that this is intended only for white actors. 341 00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:48,058 I did not say. 342 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,636 Are you aware that we have a black president, 343 00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,938 of getting upset about the lack of diversity in Hollywood? 344 00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:57,359 Please be a little quieter, yes? I'm the casting director say 345 00:32:57,434 --> 00:33:00,904 that Mr. Tang Dwyan ... - moment, Tong! 346 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:05,071 Sorry. Sorry! - DAWEI: That's okay. 347 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:10,573 I'll let them know that Mr. Tong is here. Please sit down. 348 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:15,001 If you need anything, water, coffee, Please tell about it. - Thank you very much. 349 00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:23,802 Good presentation. - It is full it entered. 350 00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:26,756 I still have not see anyone who can bluff as well. 351 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,010 How do you mean? 352 00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:31,184 You are talented. Man does not realize that you are lying. 353 00:33:32,219 --> 00:33:34,221 You think me 'ne liar? 354 00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:37,774 One thing I swear to you. Whoever spreads a crap about me, which is due! 355 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:41,604 That's not what I meant. I mean, you're good actors. 356 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:45,441 Oh yes? Well fine, then let's talk about your talents. - What about me? 357 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:49,574 You're a control freak. Everything should run according to your plan. - Is that bad? 358 00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:52,998 Let me guess. You've planned the life of your friend, 359 00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:55,872 but they never asked if she has plans of his own. 360 00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:59,376 That's why she left you. And you run after her. 361 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:03,300 That is my life! You're a criminal, disguised as a tour guide! 362 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:07,926 You do not know how developed your life, what is right or wrong. 363 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:19,938 Well, now let's see Yan Yan down to finally part ways. 364 00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:33,747 Okay, the next one is Tong Dawei. - This is me! 365 00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:36,491 Well then, come over here! 366 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:40,796 Next, on, on the screen. On the mark. Exactly there. 367 00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:44,841 May the force be with you. - Very much. 368 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:48,132 To infinity and beyond! 369 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:51,097 I am the king of the world! 370 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:55,769 Oh, my God, who is horrible! Where did we get it? discovered on YouTube? 371 00:34:55,844 --> 00:35:01,601 Interesting! Okay, could we please hear a dramatic monologue? 372 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:04,145 A speech perhaps? 373 00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:17,036 Should I call security? 374 00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:21,586 One, two, three ... Action! 375 00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:27,467 What life has in store for me, I will never forget the words of my uncle: 376 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:30,261 "With great power comes great responsibility." 377 00:35:30,337 --> 00:35:35,059 This is a gift from God, as we know. But it's also a curse. 378 00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:40,560 I did not understand a single word. Although I am Asian, but not as a! 379 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:44,394 If there is a performance full of emotion and truth, 380 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:47,070 lets them language superfluous. 381 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:50,115 No, I understood the deeper meaning, 382 00:35:50,190 --> 00:35:52,989 because the words have penetrated into my heart. 383 00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:58,199 That you should write, people, you're witnessing the birth of a superstar! 384 00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:02,627 We have the seventh apocalyptic traffic policemen found. 385 00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:05,376 Bravo, Sir! Bravo! 386 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:10,552 I already knew that it is something special when I asked inside him. 387 00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:14,598 The boy there is the Asian DeNiro. - Yes! 388 00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:17,634 A pretty little fellow! 389 00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:36,578 Ah, Wronald Wright. - That must be place Yan Yan. 390 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:43,164 Are you sure that it works here? - One hundred percent. 391 00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:48,089 Here is not a stinkin 's photo of me. 392 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,427 Did you find something? - Not a trace. 393 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:58,972 I wanted to let my hair grow until butt. The cut is impossible. 394 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:06,767 It is determined on the set. Here it is not, anyway. This is the mask. 395 00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:10,275 Hm, what you can do with such a head everything. 396 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:12,401 ... Shooting in the Hollywood exhibition. 397 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,858 The police have taken suspects into custody, 398 00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:19,913 including a businessman named Bung Ho Lee, as Manny Love known. 399 00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:23,834 I'm just a Korean immigrant who wants to live the American dream. 400 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:25,626 When this incident ... 401 00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:30,924 We should change our appearance. - Smile some games. What's wrong with you? 402 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:38,382 The hat makes' nen others from you. Do you like him? 403 00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:50,319 And what do you think of this shirt? That would be you, is your size. 404 00:37:50,894 --> 00:37:53,397 A smile, a smile, a smile! 405 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:56,650 Health, my friend. 406 00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:05,326 Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's up man? Ye are two movie stars. 407 00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:20,679 I have the package. I'm on my way to deliver it. 408 00:38:20,757 --> 00:38:25,228 Give me my passport, then I'm out immediately. Listen, uh ... 409 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:33,479 Hi, honey, you missed me? - Do you want a ride, Miss? 410 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:39,156 Oh, there's also Dougie. He drives us to the location. Yan Yan is there. 411 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,075 Oh thank you very much. 412 00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:46,791 Hey. 413 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:57,715 Oh. Do not mind him. He's wild. Say hello, open land. 414 00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:04,639 Sit back and relax you. Now it's off to the set 415 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,815 How long since the ride? - Two hours. 416 00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:13,776 Have you ever made, Dougie? 417 00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:20,280 I'm going for ages. And so I will not proceed, I have my navigator! 418 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,486 Was sagt er da? - Äh... 419 00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:25,413 I do not want to be impolite. A biscuit? - No. Thank you. 420 00:39:25,488 --> 00:39:27,536 Is quite irritating. 421 00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:33,171 Hm, good stuff! - Hey, there's with you any biscuits? 422 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:36,629 Do you live on the moon? We serve a lot of fortune cookies. 423 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,382 Sure, you dud! - Nevertheless, I have talent. 424 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:43,931 That's why you're doing well. - I'm the big DeNiro. 425 00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:02,860 Well, who do we have here? Mr. Manny Love. 426 00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:05,620 Do you have any idea how much trouble are you? 427 00:40:05,695 --> 00:40:10,451 Bros, you have to believe me! I'm not a lawbreaker. 428 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:14,163 I love the American law, I love America. 429 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:19,251 The since you seek. I did not know that the Hollywood Adventure Tour 430 00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:22,008 just a cover for their illegal activities. 431 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,633 I gave you my consent, 432 00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:26,387 my hotel and my records to search. 433 00:40:26,466 --> 00:40:29,720 You will notice that they used me. 434 00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:34,603 I am ready to cooperate, if they go to jail. 435 00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:58,631 Dougie! - Morgen! 436 00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:03,302 Stay on the road, right? Hm? - Do not be upset! 437 00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:08,683 Dud! - Dud. 438 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:17,225 This Manny certainly means you much. 439 00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:22,864 Manny? That's ridiculous! Because of him, we have all the trouble. 440 00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:26,819 I have to smuggle people cheat every day. 441 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:31,327 This has happened to me. I am a criminal. I trusted the wrong person. 442 00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:40,962 And the rhino horn, what happens to it? - I think that I could get out. 443 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:46,255 With the money I could buy somewhere for a new passport, 444 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:51,935 brand new start and back to go home to my family. 445 00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:58,497 How old are these chicken legs? 446 00:43:56,300 --> 00:44:03,775 Dougie! Dougie! Wake up! Dougie! Wake up! 447 00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:06,769 Wake up! Wake up! 448 00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:09,948 Dougie! Wake up! 449 00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:10,092 Dougie? Dougie? Whether the dead by the impact? 450 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:14,884 If you found in a film with a dead Americans, that's bad. 451 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:40,826 Its my fault. I should take the helm. 452 00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:43,408 No, my. The studio wanted us go out there so tomorrow. 453 00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:45,292 I surrender, Sheriff. 454 00:45:45,368 --> 00:45:48,292 I was the one who Dougie yelled, "Now!" 455 00:45:50,122 --> 00:45:51,920 The get anyway with nothing. 456 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:56,300 If you were not here, we would have long since bitten the dust. 457 00:45:57,630 --> 00:46:01,726 You're so right with what you said in the elevator. 458 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:06,685 Oh. And I've just thought up. 459 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,654 Can you ever start? 460 00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:27,001 Wow! You're great! 461 00:46:33,332 --> 00:46:39,339 Hey, wait, we have not yet entered! Wait a minute to us, Dougie! 462 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:47,389 So what's going on? Here determines comes right over a car. 463 00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:50,224 My cell phone was still in there. 464 00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:59,155 Dawei, tell me, if this were a movie here, what would happen next? 465 00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:04,325 The fact that we run. 466 00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:16,130 What have you got in your hand? 467 00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:22,181 The "Golden Bird", which my father gave before his death. 468 00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:25,556 I was eight. I remember well how he gave it to me. 469 00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:28,103 The streets were full of people. 470 00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:32,275 And we ran through an alley. Suddenly there appeared a type. 471 00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:34,478 He tried to tear down the necklace my mother. 472 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:39,031 But my father wanted to prevent it. Since the type pulled a gun. 473 00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:42,360 My parents died before my eyes. 474 00:47:46,489 --> 00:47:48,742 I was then brought up by our butler. 475 00:47:48,824 --> 00:47:51,543 He was a nice man and was loyal to my family. 476 00:47:51,619 --> 00:47:54,964 Now I travel the world, to learn everything about life. 477 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:59,010 Finally, I will take over my father's business. 478 00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:01,929 Is that true? You're like Batman! 479 00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:19,105 A huge boots. 480 00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:21,156 However. - I wanted to be sure. 481 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:25,988 What is behind? - That has been 'n giant here. 482 00:48:26,278 --> 00:48:27,700 America! 483 00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:33,249 Here's' nen big barbecue boots. Man Barbecue! I Riesenhunger! 484 00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:36,456 Come on, come with me over there is the store. 485 00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:10,240 Comic types. Somehow I'm still not hungry. - Let's get away. 486 00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:17,538 Come on! 487 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:32,891 Reach for the sky! 488 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:37,980 Stop it, what about this nonsense? - The will make us shallow. 489 00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:42,647 I'm the guy who plays' nen guy who dresses up as a different type! 490 00:49:44,565 --> 00:49:49,913 I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love it. 491 00:49:51,906 --> 00:49:54,204 Are you kidding us, boy? 492 00:49:54,283 --> 00:49:58,083 We need to come up with what. - Why so serious? 493 00:49:58,162 --> 00:50:02,087 Punch me! Punch me! Punch me! 494 00:50:04,168 --> 00:50:06,170 Beat me. - I want what? 495 00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:08,301 hit me! - Are not very close? 496 00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:11,054 You left the phone in the car and he took off with it! 497 00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:15,639 No need to shout at me so! Want even more problems? 498 00:50:16,222 --> 00:50:19,692 You're a liar. A liar who lied to their friends! 499 00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:22,646 I beg your pardon? - Your whole life is just lies and deceit! 500 00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:27,191 Even the impact is faked. 501 00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:36,076 Here 's window must be open. It was like 'ne light breeze. 502 00:50:44,959 --> 00:50:47,132 Whiskey for all! 503 00:50:51,423 --> 00:50:54,848 Beautiful trick. They are excited and your nose is bloody. 504 00:50:54,927 --> 00:50:57,555 You've got 'n mighty thud it. 505 00:52:16,425 --> 00:52:20,601 I am so sorry! I did not strike so hard. 506 00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:24,941 I've got it coming to him. 507 00:52:25,017 --> 00:52:30,114 And what I said before, I did not mean it. 508 00:52:46,288 --> 00:52:52,170 You know what? You're not the first idiot who travels by half the world, 509 00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:55,381 to find the person he loves. 510 00:52:55,839 --> 00:53:00,766 Tell merely no baloney! You feel the same? 511 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:09,112 Sometimes, because making love blindly. - Is he in the film? 512 00:53:10,104 --> 00:53:12,698 Not everyone in Hollywood is in the movie business. 513 00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:17,361 I always thought he was the right thing. 514 00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:23,501 One day he said to me, he would tell me something very important. 515 00:53:24,076 --> 00:53:26,579 I immediately thought of a request. 516 00:53:27,663 --> 00:53:33,136 So I made my hair, the nails, and I bought an expensive dress. 517 00:53:33,502 --> 00:53:36,551 I thought it would be for it appropriately. 518 00:53:37,381 --> 00:53:40,635 But then ... - Then he made the request? 519 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:43,516 Yes, but a others. 520 00:53:48,684 --> 00:53:54,362 Well, since it was clear that he is only one of the dishonest types. 521 00:53:55,733 --> 00:54:00,204 And the worst thing is, he never told me all these years, the truth. 522 00:54:00,362 --> 00:54:04,333 I'm sorry for you. - Oh, you know, past is past. 523 00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:07,002 Today I feel good. 524 00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:11,583 Only I feel towards my parents guilty. 525 00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:16,421 They told me he would be unreliable 526 00:54:16,503 --> 00:54:20,508 I then go under any circumstances to America. 527 00:54:21,425 --> 00:54:26,682 They were crying and begging. Unfortunately, I have enforced my head. 528 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:30,522 I wanted to go to America to lead a good life. 529 00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:35,898 I was ashamed to return home. 530 00:54:36,690 --> 00:54:40,069 Well, and then I found this job as a tour guide. 531 00:54:41,361 --> 00:54:45,867 I did not know that this was only a cover for a smuggler group. 532 00:54:45,949 --> 00:54:49,294 But you should still be able to leave when it's you noticed. 533 00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:53,590 Manny is' n very crafty guy. He knows America well. 534 00:54:53,665 --> 00:54:57,215 And if the cops catch him, he will blame it all on me. 535 00:54:58,754 --> 00:55:00,973 ... Then we hold it in place. 536 00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:10,315 So, we have checked your story. You may go. 537 00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:15,646 Thank you very much. Thank you for your hospitality, gentlemen. 538 00:55:15,729 --> 00:55:19,905 Speaking of hospitality, please be my guest at the Five-Star Motel. 539 00:55:19,983 --> 00:55:23,157 I give you also 10 percent discount. 540 00:55:24,071 --> 00:55:29,749 That will never happen. - I admire your honesty. 541 00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:33,127 For that, you get 15 percent. 542 00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:36,876 But do not tell Mr. Stock-in-ass. 543 00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:40,429 That should be our little secret. 544 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:13,667 Well, who do we have here? 545 00:57:18,393 --> 00:57:20,566 Troublemaker! 546 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:39,173 Rise and shine, people! Rise and shine, people! The sun is laughing! 547 00:57:42,209 --> 00:57:45,304 Rise and Shine! 548 00:57:50,842 --> 00:57:53,436 Good morning, you lovebirds. - Tomorrow. 549 00:57:53,679 --> 00:57:56,933 Is my little cousin. Should fit you. 550 00:57:57,015 --> 00:58:00,064 Hunger? Ham and eggs? - Unfortunately, we have to go. 551 00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:03,989 We have a long way to go. - On foot? Out here? 552 00:58:05,148 --> 00:58:08,618 At sunset vultures poking in your bones. 553 00:58:08,694 --> 00:58:10,696 Maybe, but we do it already. 554 00:58:10,779 --> 00:58:16,377 No, no, you have to get out riding style. On the Hog! 555 00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:19,500 On the Hog? - That sounds very powerful. 556 00:58:53,572 --> 00:58:56,416 Did you really 'nen driving license? 557 00:59:01,621 --> 00:59:04,841 I guess because we need high. We have made it equal. 558 00:59:04,916 --> 00:59:06,293 Do you? 559 00:59:07,169 --> 00:59:10,423 Wait! If this is a film that takes me the snake bite in the butt. 560 00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:15,727 And Xiaoming would poison suck me out of my butt, to save me, right? 561 00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:22,143 Your film is shit! 562 00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:27,777 "During the filming of an animal was injured." We cut out. 563 00:59:47,542 --> 00:59:50,591 leave seems to be genuine. 564 00:59:51,296 --> 00:59:57,178 Hello? Hello? - Is anyone here? 565 00:59:58,678 --> 01:00:02,057 Here's some living soul? 566 01:00:22,327 --> 01:00:24,955 Away from here! 567 01:02:13,605 --> 01:02:17,030 I can not believe it! Are you Robocop? 568 01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:21,697 You shoot so incredibly good. Where did you learn that? - From movies. 569 01:02:22,405 --> 01:02:25,204 I think that's your gun. - Tell's anyone. 570 01:02:25,283 --> 01:02:27,832 All right. - Cut! Cut! 571 01:02:28,161 --> 01:02:32,211 Were we in grade 'nem film it? - Cut! Cut! 572 01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:34,918 Cut! 573 01:02:36,044 --> 01:02:41,392 What was that? What was that! The car should not roll over! 574 01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:47,015 The car should go directly into the building, after which it explodes! 575 01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:50,067 Have you changed? - No, sir. 576 01:02:50,141 --> 01:02:52,439 Someone that has changed. Who has changed? 577 01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:56,444 Who dares behind my back to simply change any things, huh? 578 01:02:56,523 --> 01:02:59,493 You, you with the beard! Have you changed? 579 01:02:59,567 --> 01:03:02,787 Can any of you change anything here? so are movies shot? 580 01:03:02,862 --> 01:03:06,332 "Wronald will never know of our affair. He is like an idiot standing there." 581 01:03:06,408 --> 01:03:10,788 "But what makes that when we have so much fun around a bitch?" 582 01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:15,209 Fuck you, damn you, Gary Buesheimer! Huh! 583 01:03:15,709 --> 01:03:19,088 Fuck you, Gary Buesheimer! 584 01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:22,640 Who should be fucked? - Gary Buesheimer. 585 01:03:22,716 --> 01:03:27,768 He slept with the wife of the director. - Great! The hardcore version. 586 01:03:31,391 --> 01:03:38,070 Divorce is hard. But making movies is harder. 587 01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:43,487 So when I say that the building will explode over there, 588 01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:46,790 then this means that the building will explode! 589 01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:04,725 Uh, the building is just explode? 590 01:04:09,596 --> 01:04:13,942 Who the hell are you huh? Do you know what you hired her? 591 01:04:14,059 --> 01:04:16,983 You just ruined my four-million-dollar action scene. 592 01:04:17,062 --> 01:04:21,442 Your she gets from the pasture, bring them behind the barn and shoot them! 593 01:04:21,524 --> 01:04:25,620 Xiaoming -? Yan Yan? 594 01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:29,620 Yan Yan do not tell me you had something to do with this guy. 595 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:32,919 I wish I could say that. I am so sorry. 596 01:04:32,994 --> 01:04:37,625 Ow, ow, except. Again in the back. Always I get stitches in the back. 597 01:04:37,707 --> 01:04:41,382 Yes, in the back! Full purely in the back. 598 01:04:42,879 --> 01:04:47,350 Who has the thing parked here, huh? Who parked that in my scene? 599 01:04:47,425 --> 01:04:50,429 That was you, sir. - Then propelled's gone! 600 01:05:08,613 --> 01:05:11,833 The explosion is gone off prematurely. Is anyone hurt? 601 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:17,256 I bare. Pretty hard even. - Oh, you poor thing! Do you need help? 602 01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:22,928 Yes! Today I hurt myself to see if I can still feel. 603 01:05:24,671 --> 01:05:28,050 You are so cute. Well, come in my trailer. 604 01:05:28,299 --> 01:05:31,678 Maybe I can help you to feel something else. 605 01:05:35,723 --> 01:05:39,478 Why are you building again such crap? 606 01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:44,818 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, really sorry. Only because of you I came. 607 01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:49,200 I do not want that we separate. Perhaps there is a way. 608 01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:53,876 Xiaoming, I know what you feel for me. Honestly. 609 01:05:55,994 --> 01:06:02,718 But do not get me. I have found here what I wanted. Something I love. 610 01:06:07,046 --> 01:06:13,725 You're right. I am on your side. I want to be with you. 611 01:06:14,053 --> 01:06:15,680 Xiaoming! - I'll do anything for you. 612 01:06:15,763 --> 01:06:21,770 Yan Yan -! Es ist vorbei, Xiaoming. 613 01:06:21,853 --> 01:06:23,730 Yan Yan! 614 01:06:25,106 --> 01:06:27,108 Please, go now. 615 01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:31,738 Yan Yan? 616 01:06:32,947 --> 01:06:35,075 Can you imagine what he went through to ... 617 01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:39,163 Who are you? Do you have something to do with it? - He has flown halfway around the world, 618 01:06:39,245 --> 01:06:41,623 lost, just to see you almost his life. 619 01:06:41,706 --> 01:06:45,961 Do you know how hard it is, how to find him such a decent man? 620 01:06:46,711 --> 01:06:50,682 Sure, sometimes it's boring, stiff and a bit old fashioned, 621 01:06:50,757 --> 01:06:53,510 and certainly he tries to impose his will. 622 01:06:53,593 --> 01:06:55,846 But he is a man who is true to his word. 623 01:06:55,929 --> 01:07:00,309 And he would sacrifice everything he has, for your love. 624 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:06,732 For you he would give his life. 625 01:07:07,690 --> 01:07:12,571 So a man I'd never let go. Give him one more chance. 626 01:07:46,813 --> 01:07:51,159 Xiaoming, wait! Do not run away! 627 01:07:51,651 --> 01:07:56,157 I have enough. I have enough. What I thought me to fly here? 628 01:07:56,239 --> 01:08:00,415 You followed your heart. Now you have to face the truth. 629 01:08:03,454 --> 01:08:07,834 Which is? The thing is clear, right? 630 01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:14,509 Incidentally, I thank you that you helped me to find Yan Yan. 631 01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:15,888 Honestly, thank you very much. 632 01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:19,471 Second! I forgot to film this important moment. 633 01:08:19,554 --> 01:08:21,727 I am not in the mood. Dawei, I warn you. 634 01:08:21,806 --> 01:08:24,935 This is exactly the right time. The hero must be only at the low point, 635 01:08:25,018 --> 01:08:27,612 thereby exploded his energy to save the world. 636 01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:31,487 I'm telling you for the last time. This is not a fucking movie! 637 01:08:31,566 --> 01:08:36,572 And I'm not a hero! I'm just a big idiot in the desert. 638 01:08:36,654 --> 01:08:40,830 Marvelous! Can you the word "idiot" more stress and the phrase saying again? 639 01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:51,630 Okay, me that's enough. Goodbye, ladies and gentlemen, the end has come! 640 01:08:53,630 --> 01:08:55,132 Cursed! 641 01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:58,430 Did you lose something? 642 01:09:02,263 --> 01:09:05,517 You know what I love about a good apple pie? 643 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,443 He must not be too sweet. 644 01:09:07,518 --> 01:09:11,193 There are things that are so sweet, because you get animal abdominal pain. 645 01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:15,903 Others are not sweet enough. An apple pie has to be in the middle. 646 01:09:15,985 --> 01:09:21,958 Between. And it belongs to the diet. And we want to be reasonable indeed. 647 01:09:22,909 --> 01:09:27,540 Is this the happy hour back, or here a horror film is rotated? 648 01:09:27,622 --> 01:09:31,877 Oh, I almost forgot. Here's your mobile phone, Bro. 649 01:09:34,087 --> 01:09:40,595 Do not worry, my partner take care of in a secret location to them. 650 01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:43,471 Oops! 651 01:09:45,139 --> 01:09:52,193 Here. Take them and let them free. - I beg you! What do I look for? 652 01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:57,573 Do you think I would have the trouble made to me with this ingenious import thing 653 01:09:57,652 --> 01:10:00,246 uncovered and your name in the Bulls, 654 01:10:00,321 --> 01:10:05,122 then to be a delivery boy, while the FBI me ass smells? 655 01:10:05,243 --> 01:10:08,873 Bro, there 'nen reason why I tricked you. 656 01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:14,587 You make the supply and bring me my money. This is not a game, Wei Wei. 657 01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:18,507 That's just a very sensible business decision. 658 01:10:19,590 --> 01:10:21,308 That's the address of my buyer. 659 01:10:21,509 --> 01:10:24,604 You go there, lieferst off and bring me my money. 660 01:10:24,679 --> 01:10:28,559 Then you get the girl back in one piece. Breeze. 661 01:10:30,268 --> 01:10:33,989 He wants us to take the risk and bring him the money. 662 01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:38,660 I've taken care of your transport. If in the parking lot. You have 24 hours. 663 01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:45,292 A minute later, and I miss her personally two balls. 664 01:10:52,665 --> 01:10:55,794 That's' ne totally exciting. 665 01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:11,309 Is this the right address? - Do you need help? 666 01:11:11,392 --> 01:11:13,110 Stay in the car! 667 01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:21,570 So, in really good films of the Sidekick will never sit in the car. 668 01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:31,747 Hi guys. What's going on? - Rick Fox! Los Angeles Lakers! 669 01:11:31,829 --> 01:11:35,003 Three-time world champion, led by Rick Fox. 670 01:11:35,416 --> 01:11:38,795 We are here to deliver the package. - Cool. 671 01:11:38,878 --> 01:11:43,008 No no. First of coal, then the goods. 672 01:11:43,090 --> 01:11:45,934 Ladies, you can apologize briefly? Gracias. 673 01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:51,392 Listen, so does not that. You give me the bag, the coal you get afterwards. 674 01:11:51,474 --> 01:11:53,317 No. - Xiaoming, here what's wrong. 675 01:11:53,392 --> 01:11:58,193 We can come back later. - It does not work. I want to have the money. 676 01:11:58,272 --> 01:12:02,618 No money, no Yan Yan. - Believe me, here's what lazy. 677 01:12:03,236 --> 01:12:06,661 Is that a yes? - I want to see only the coal! 678 01:12:08,616 --> 01:12:12,416 Yes. OK. Come in. 679 01:12:25,967 --> 01:12:27,640 be very cool. - Clear. 680 01:12:27,718 --> 01:12:34,067 Simultaneously, the ribs are done. turn once more and put it on the plate. 681 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:38,821 And then there's enjoy! 682 01:12:40,398 --> 01:12:44,028 Yes / Yes! We can start now! Holt times your dish, girls. 683 01:12:44,110 --> 01:12:47,284 Hey, Gary. Two friends looking for you. 684 01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:55,671 Gary Buesheimer, that's the guy from the movies. 685 01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:57,920 Hey. 686 01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:02,258 We have your Rhino here! - I'd not so rumposaunen. 687 01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:03,963 Rhino! In here! 688 01:13:08,759 --> 01:13:12,059 In the bag 's whole Rhino should be hidden? 689 01:13:12,138 --> 01:13:15,768 Uh, yeah! In here! - Release me! 690 01:13:18,853 --> 01:13:21,697 Did you as also happens to be 'ne giraffe in it? 691 01:13:24,275 --> 01:13:27,529 I know a Greenpeace fundraiser when he stands before me. 692 01:13:27,653 --> 01:13:30,657 The work of a true environmentalist never ends. 693 01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:34,165 Come into the house. I present you a check. 694 01:13:38,581 --> 01:13:43,462 I know people. This is pure luxury. The do not care. 695 01:13:44,003 --> 01:13:48,383 You know, while a golden cage may be golden, but he is a cage. 696 01:13:48,466 --> 01:13:51,470 In the spotlight you have to be the good guy, 697 01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:54,101 working hard and tidy donate money. 698 01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:58,435 But the best thing about Hollywood is, it is the only place in the world, 699 01:13:58,517 --> 01:14:01,066 where you can be someone else. 700 01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:04,737 Everything here is fake. You just have to believe it. 701 01:14:04,815 --> 01:14:08,410 And if you believe it, it also believes the audience. 702 01:14:08,486 --> 01:14:14,539 If you have a little imagination, anything is possible. Checkmate. 703 01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:19,915 Of course we are all ordinary people in the end. 704 01:14:19,997 --> 01:14:24,127 And everyone has their little quirks. 705 01:14:36,013 --> 01:14:39,187 Tomorrow, for example, is my annual Pink Party. 706 01:14:39,266 --> 01:14:43,362 And I've done all the planning. You see, and for what? 707 01:14:43,437 --> 01:14:46,156 The public thinks this is a fundraiser 708 01:14:46,232 --> 01:14:49,611 for vulnerable Dodos or so 'n shit. 709 01:14:49,694 --> 01:14:56,293 But actually it is, we dance with the devil. 710 01:14:57,201 --> 01:15:00,705 And again everything is an illusion, but a necessary, addictive. 711 01:15:00,788 --> 01:15:05,760 If someone comes to my house and cries on my lawn in front of all the guests 712 01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:08,258 some nonsense about a rhinoceros horn, 713 01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:10,806 then the smoke and the levels begin to buckle, 714 01:15:10,881 --> 01:15:14,727 and people begin to recognize you, the real you. 715 01:15:14,802 --> 01:15:19,228 And all the work that has been invested to create this illusion, 716 01:15:19,306 --> 01:15:22,810 go down at once the goddamned drain. 717 01:15:28,691 --> 01:15:31,069 Why could you not your mouth shut? 718 01:15:31,152 --> 01:15:38,536 Okay, okay. Here it is. Let them go and take me. OK? 719 01:15:38,617 --> 01:15:41,621 What? You want to play like heroes in movies? 720 01:15:41,704 --> 01:15:44,423 In reality, this is not working. 721 01:15:59,346 --> 01:16:00,472 Run! 722 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:05,607 Fast! 723 01:16:11,108 --> 01:16:17,241 Where are you going, baby? The Fiesta begins but just beginning. 724 01:16:17,615 --> 01:16:23,167 That's it. That's it. 725 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:33,381 Only four days ago I was happy and felt comfortable and satisfied. 726 01:16:33,881 --> 01:16:37,886 I thought I had the perfect plan for a full life. 727 01:16:37,968 --> 01:16:42,599 But I had not thought that, if I hang with his head down, 728 01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:48,108 the world is upside down and suddenly you do not know which way is up and down. 729 01:16:52,066 --> 01:16:55,036 Are you okay, Troublemaker? 730 01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:07,295 I'm so sorry. If I had listened to you, we'd gone earlier, 731 01:17:08,165 --> 01:17:09,633 and would not be here ... 732 01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:14,214 Do not talk nonsense. This is all my fault. 733 01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:20,345 Definitely not. Nevertheless, I think we are a good team. 734 01:17:21,846 --> 01:17:25,521 I find even ... - time, take out the garbage. 735 01:17:41,448 --> 01:17:43,041 Dawei, how did you ... - Shh! 736 01:17:43,409 --> 01:17:45,662 Is Dawei there? - Does it might help? 737 01:17:45,786 --> 01:17:47,208 And. 738 01:18:13,856 --> 01:18:18,327 You do not know when it's over, right? - What's going on, Xiaoming? 739 01:19:01,362 --> 01:19:04,866 Hey, I've beaten Rick Fox of the Lakers ko. 740 01:19:10,246 --> 01:19:13,125 I beat Rick Fox of the Lakers ko. 741 01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:17,462 Why did not you used earlier? 742 01:19:17,544 --> 01:19:21,594 Because I ask all the time if you need help. And you say no. 743 01:19:22,841 --> 01:19:24,935 Now we're pretty fucked up. 744 01:19:25,010 --> 01:19:29,140 The Rhino Horn is gone and the coal we did not get. 745 01:19:29,223 --> 01:19:32,102 But there must be some solution. 746 01:19:32,184 --> 01:19:36,655 What comes because now question? We can trade anything. 747 01:19:36,730 --> 01:19:38,983 We have only ourselves. 748 01:19:49,952 --> 01:19:55,209 What is there just now happens Dawei? What have you done with the guys? 749 01:19:56,166 --> 01:20:01,218 After the death of my parents I learned various martial arts, 750 01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:05,347 that I may be stronger and can protect my friends. 751 01:20:08,220 --> 01:20:10,439 I know how we can save Yan Yan. 752 01:20:10,514 --> 01:20:14,064 Will Manny meet somewhere with us? - As long as his bodyguards are. 753 01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:18,523 Can you lay it on the cross Manny and his bodyguards? - Children's. 754 01:20:19,732 --> 01:20:24,158 Dawei, I think you're a big hero, I'm not. 755 01:20:24,361 --> 01:20:28,332 I'm just your friend. - That's what a real hero says. 756 01:20:28,407 --> 01:20:31,035 So you come up with and fight with us? 757 01:20:32,161 --> 01:20:38,339 When it is time to act, act! Running as a hero by the world! 758 01:20:38,584 --> 01:20:42,589 Buesheimer? Gary Buesheimer? It is the buyer, yes? 759 01:20:42,671 --> 01:20:46,346 Correct. - Did he give you $ 500,000? 760 01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:50,271 Jep, down to the last penny. - Nice that everything went so smoothly. 761 01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:53,316 It is reasonable, just like you. - Ah. 762 01:20:53,807 --> 01:20:56,435 Good. I heard that he is to be a difficult test. 763 01:20:57,019 --> 01:21:00,899 Well, you never know who to believe. - Frankly, it was very cool. 764 01:21:00,981 --> 01:21:04,201 We were still a while in his house. 765 01:21:04,485 --> 01:21:08,661 We got the coal. You Yan Yan. Let us swap. 766 01:21:08,739 --> 01:21:12,664 Bring them to the corner ... - Whoa, sister. I say at what is running. 767 01:21:12,743 --> 01:21:15,838 But we have the coal. - And I got the girl. 768 01:21:15,913 --> 01:21:19,543 Currently it is not riddled with bullets. 769 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:24,847 So, I'll tell you now how it works. We do it on the Pink Party. 770 01:21:25,839 --> 01:21:29,013 Pink Party? - Yes, because I always wanted to go there. 771 01:21:29,093 --> 01:21:32,848 If Buesheimer and you, as you say, now you are best friends, 772 01:21:32,930 --> 01:21:37,276 should it be a problem to get us a few invitations for the party. 773 01:21:37,351 --> 01:21:41,401 You're become a VIP. but Is' s breeze. 774 01:21:41,480 --> 01:21:43,027 Yes. Yes, of course. 775 01:21:43,982 --> 01:21:46,826 It's just ... - I want to talk to Yan Yan. 776 01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:49,826 Xiaoming asks whether it Yan Yan goes well. 777 01:21:51,698 --> 01:21:53,575 Hello? 778 01:21:55,202 --> 01:21:56,454 Xiaoming -. Yan Yan. 779 01:21:56,537 --> 01:22:00,337 I've heard you want to save me, but I do not think ... - Yan Yan. 780 01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:03,215 See you at the party, man. 781 01:22:06,713 --> 01:22:07,839 Which party? 782 01:22:07,923 --> 01:22:11,302 The exchange shall be at the Pink Party, among all the people there. 783 01:22:11,718 --> 01:22:15,894 In this party one comes only by personal invitation. 784 01:22:15,973 --> 01:22:18,817 The Pink Party is the most exclusive event in Hollywood. 785 01:22:18,892 --> 01:22:23,443 Not even the employees know the location of the party until it takes place. 786 01:22:24,148 --> 01:22:28,119 And we must make the exchange under Buesheimers nose, 787 01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:30,662 which is likely to be quite difficult. 788 01:22:34,783 --> 01:22:40,381 This is Hollywood. Everything is possible here. Nothing is impossible. 789 01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:45,632 Impossible! Get out! 790 01:22:47,087 --> 01:22:49,385 What's happening? Do you have tomatoes on the ears? 791 01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:51,433 Frankly that already. 792 01:22:51,508 --> 01:22:56,105 Oh, I'm concerned we can try if it was hard of hearing so times. 793 01:22:56,180 --> 01:22:59,024 No! 794 01:22:59,558 --> 01:23:02,812 Still 's director who feels lonely and empty. Commend him a pet! 795 01:23:02,895 --> 01:23:08,902 Hey, what did you just say about me? - Uh, he said he understands your feelings. 796 01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:13,034 Oh, you understand? You understand my feelings? 797 01:23:13,113 --> 01:23:17,994 Yes, you sneak on my film set, ruined my action scene, 798 01:23:18,076 --> 01:23:20,078 and now you are asking me for help! 799 01:23:20,162 --> 01:23:23,757 Why should I order everything in the world to help you? 800 01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:30,056 Three words: Fick Gary Buesheimer. 801 01:23:35,344 --> 01:23:37,438 Barbara, put through any calls. 802 01:23:48,065 --> 01:23:51,035 Give me the invitation. 803 01:23:57,741 --> 01:23:59,459 All right. 804 01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:31,151 Hi! - Why do you have a dress? 805 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:34,279 Just so I can feel really comfortable. 806 01:24:46,206 --> 01:24:48,459 Who is missing is Yan Yan. 807 01:24:48,542 --> 01:24:52,843 His people will be there with her. I see this to me. 808 01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:14,827 And where is Buesheimer? - He'll still. Where is Yan Yan? 809 01:25:15,027 --> 01:25:19,999 Come on, bro, I'm not that stupid. Huh? Where's the cash? 810 01:25:30,667 --> 01:25:32,044 Great! 811 01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:38,975 Schaff purely the princess. 812 01:25:40,218 --> 01:25:43,643 There he comes! Gary Buesheimer is here! - Hey, Gary! 813 01:25:44,973 --> 01:25:46,896 Sorry. 814 01:25:50,646 --> 01:25:53,240 Uh, hi -. Hey! 815 01:25:55,442 --> 01:25:59,447 Say nothing. I know what you mean. This city, right? 816 01:25:59,696 --> 01:26:03,701 Everybody likes them, but it is a cage, a golden cage. 817 01:26:03,784 --> 01:26:08,005 But a cage is still a cage, am I right? - Cage? 818 01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:14,295 You understand me, right? I love your eyes. Are you from Spain? 819 01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:17,598 You're so mysterious. - Mysterious? 820 01:26:17,673 --> 01:26:20,722 Yes, but sometimes you can see behind the mystery. 821 01:26:20,801 --> 01:26:24,931 Sometimes I feel that I can look into a person. 822 01:26:25,013 --> 01:26:28,984 And you have eyes that can not lie. 823 01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:34,656 I have a magic dust that blows you your brain and tickle your soul. 824 01:26:34,731 --> 01:26:36,449 Has your soul ever tickled? 825 01:26:40,070 --> 01:26:43,574 Where is Yan Yan? - Come on, Bro. Soak up the party. 826 01:26:43,824 --> 01:26:48,045 I welcome even the man whose life I have improved for years. 827 01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:49,963 Wait! Wait! - What is? 828 01:26:50,038 --> 01:26:53,588 You want him not interfere while he is employed. 829 01:26:53,667 --> 01:26:56,136 What can I say, I'm a fan. 830 01:26:58,088 --> 01:27:03,686 Mr. Buesheimer, it has been an honor to do business with you. 831 01:27:04,177 --> 01:27:07,852 Businesses? Who are you? 832 01:27:12,102 --> 01:27:14,275 Let us go out of the cage. 833 01:27:14,354 --> 01:27:17,574 All these years I have your needs met. 834 01:27:17,649 --> 01:27:20,949 Are you coming? I need your sexy wand. 835 01:27:21,027 --> 01:27:26,124 How did you get in here? - Dead easy. I'm still friends. 836 01:27:26,199 --> 01:27:27,621 Friends? 837 01:27:35,125 --> 01:27:38,800 I thought you had you taken care of the types, huh? Obviously not. 838 01:27:38,879 --> 01:27:40,722 My parents have always said: 839 01:27:40,797 --> 01:27:44,597 You have to go into the distance, so there are no problems in the vicinity. 840 01:27:46,887 --> 01:27:50,266 This is Hollywood. Nothing is impossible. 841 01:27:51,057 --> 01:27:55,733 If we do not come to the Pink Party, we throw our own Pink Party. 842 01:28:00,817 --> 01:28:05,573 Whether big things or little things, you should always have a plan. 843 01:28:05,655 --> 01:28:08,249 Where's Gary Buesheimer? 844 01:28:08,325 --> 01:28:11,670 And remember, it always comes down to the details. 845 01:28:12,162 --> 01:28:15,632 The car salesman manual describes the three steps to success. 846 01:28:15,707 --> 01:28:19,211 Be proactive, stay engaged and eliminate the work with a smile. 847 01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:22,924 $ 500,000? - You get so again. 848 01:28:24,216 --> 01:28:27,060 Fick Gary Buesheimer, remember? 849 01:28:29,304 --> 01:28:32,433 The director brings his actors on stage. 850 01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:39,523 In Hollywood, nothing is impossible. 851 01:28:39,606 --> 01:28:44,203 You just have to believe in it, even if only one driver is replaced. 852 01:28:51,284 --> 01:28:55,130 I have never really understood what my parents really meant. 853 01:28:55,997 --> 01:28:59,547 Only through my time in America, I understood her advice. 854 01:28:59,626 --> 01:29:03,301 You have to go into the distance, is not to worry about the future, 855 01:29:03,380 --> 01:29:06,509 but to have the courage to face a new problem. 856 01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:17,570 Bro, the deal is off. - Do you think you can rip me off? Huh? 857 01:29:54,306 --> 01:29:57,685 We can not let escape this son of a bitch. 858 01:30:01,646 --> 01:30:03,489 Here I am! 859 01:30:07,152 --> 01:30:12,283 Dawei, help me now! - Got it, man! 860 01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:29,308 Get out! Take care of the! 861 01:30:31,343 --> 01:30:34,142 Hey, the key! - Thank you. 862 01:30:34,804 --> 01:30:36,647 Hey! 863 01:30:40,810 --> 01:30:41,982 Hey! 864 01:30:56,618 --> 01:30:59,246 Hey, thank you lend me your car. 865 01:31:01,831 --> 01:31:03,458 Hey! 866 01:31:04,918 --> 01:31:07,922 What's going on here? - Zip your lips! 867 01:31:14,052 --> 01:31:18,182 Give me the bag! Fernando, you are useless, get out! 868 01:31:18,264 --> 01:31:22,861 You all disappear! You're Fired! I do not want you to see! 869 01:31:22,936 --> 01:31:27,863 Damned useless shit gang! Okay, baby. Let us dance away! 870 01:31:27,941 --> 01:31:32,822 We will do that, baby! Oh yes, we will do. 871 01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:38,914 Wronald? Whoa! 872 01:31:41,663 --> 01:31:46,385 Stop the crap! Let me out! - Do you think well! This is for Kelly! 873 01:32:05,770 --> 01:32:08,614 Eight, nine, twelve thousand. 874 01:32:10,817 --> 01:32:13,036 Safety takes priority. 875 01:32:35,592 --> 01:32:36,684 Beginner! 876 01:33:03,703 --> 01:33:06,081 Strap yourself in, Pretty. 877 01:33:29,395 --> 01:33:32,148 Xiaoming, rette sie. 878 01:34:13,523 --> 01:34:16,197 Hasta la vista. 879 01:34:30,832 --> 01:34:33,381 The fucking bastard escaped us. 880 01:34:37,213 --> 01:34:39,261 Fahr Du! 881 01:34:48,141 --> 01:34:53,193 What you up to? - I'm supposed to listen to my stomach. 882 01:34:54,189 --> 01:34:55,782 Worth it! 883 01:35:42,237 --> 01:35:44,615 Accelerate! Overtaking him! 884 01:35:55,041 --> 01:35:58,136 Hold on! Let me out! 885 01:36:09,222 --> 01:36:11,725 Shoot his front tire. 886 01:36:13,518 --> 01:36:17,193 You're Robocop. Trust me. 887 01:36:41,337 --> 01:36:43,465 Now I got you! 888 01:36:47,677 --> 01:36:50,021 Is a breeze. 889 01:37:35,266 --> 01:37:39,942 So what's only in the film. So an action is completely unrealistic. 890 01:37:40,021 --> 01:37:45,494 Have not you always been told us, that's Hollywood, because nothing is impossible. 891 01:37:45,610 --> 01:37:49,615 I told you that dost thou vindicate yourself as a hero, Xiaoming. 892 01:37:52,283 --> 01:37:54,627 You saved me. 893 01:38:12,970 --> 01:38:18,272 Hands up! Nobody moves! - No movement! You're surrounded! 894 01:38:23,314 --> 01:38:25,658 On the legs! 895 01:38:27,193 --> 01:38:30,663 This is Gary Buesheimer, the movie star and philanthropist. 896 01:38:30,738 --> 01:38:34,288 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will ... 897 01:38:34,367 --> 01:38:38,088 Oh, you're like a Christmas pig! - ... Be used against you. 898 01:38:38,162 --> 01:38:42,633 I'm not interested. - God is the disturbed! 899 01:38:44,252 --> 01:38:47,472 That's enough. Incidentally, your last film was shit. 900 01:38:47,547 --> 01:38:51,768 Put your hands behind your back. - Do not Jump, Bro. 901 01:38:51,843 --> 01:38:55,143 Shut up! - I'm an innocent immigrants. 902 01:39:28,045 --> 01:39:32,050 At the end of a film is always all the problems will be gone dissolve. 903 01:39:32,758 --> 01:39:38,015 The good ones have saved the world. The hero gets the beautiful girl. 904 01:39:39,348 --> 01:39:42,773 And love is victorious. 905 01:39:48,399 --> 01:39:50,948 Goodbye, Troublemaker. 906 01:40:25,937 --> 01:40:28,486 Your friend gave us. 907 01:40:29,440 --> 01:40:32,614 I say it for the last time: This is not a fucking movie! 908 01:40:32,693 --> 01:40:38,075 And I'm not a hero! I'm just a big idiot, middle of the desert. 909 01:40:38,157 --> 01:40:41,752 Can you emphasize the word idiot more and the last sentence to say it again? 910 01:40:42,411 --> 01:40:45,540 Do you think I would have the trouble made to me with this import thing 911 01:40:45,623 --> 01:40:48,342 which works great, uncovered your name at the cops, 912 01:40:48,417 --> 01:40:52,923 then to be a delivery boy, while the FBI me ass smells? 913 01:40:53,005 --> 01:40:56,305 There 'nen reason I've tricked you, Bro. 914 01:40:56,384 --> 01:40:58,978 For you will make the delivery. - You may go now. 915 01:40:59,053 --> 01:41:01,397 You'll bring me my money. 916 01:41:01,931 --> 01:41:06,983 And this is not a game, Wei Wei, but only 'ne business decision. 917 01:41:08,604 --> 01:41:12,780 Movies have a think over again that everyone can find the one that belongs to him. 918 01:41:12,858 --> 01:41:16,362 And then the two live happily together until the day she died. 919 01:41:19,407 --> 01:41:23,787 But life is no Hollywood movie. Life is life. 920 01:41:24,328 --> 01:41:28,629 And genuine love upsets a total, 921 01:41:28,708 --> 01:41:33,839 so you would do anything to make the other happy. 922 01:41:40,678 --> 01:41:44,478 Even if it means that the other must disappear from his life. 923 01:41:45,850 --> 01:41:51,607 In real love there are no guarantees. Nothing is predestined. 924 01:41:51,981 --> 01:41:55,952 There are no fireworks and no Hollywood happy ending. 925 01:42:15,880 --> 01:42:17,678 Miss Zhao Wei Wei. 926 01:42:17,757 --> 01:42:21,557 Welcome to your new life. I am your guide Xiaoming. 927 01:42:21,636 --> 01:42:25,391 Uh, is there anything special that you want to do during your stay? 928 01:42:25,473 --> 01:42:29,819 I just really tells something about the happy ending in Hollywood movies. 929 01:42:29,894 --> 01:42:31,737 Forget it. I did not say anything. 930 01:42:31,812 --> 01:42:34,156 Troublemaker. 931 01:43:19,610 --> 01:43:23,035 Please come to bed. I'm bored way. 932 01:44:04,530 --> 01:44:08,034 Hey, free country. Have not we forgotten something? 933 01:44:09,076 --> 01:44:12,330 Was sagst du? Radio, na klar! Ah! 934 01:44:45,488 --> 01:44:47,957 Oh no. - All done. Thank you very much. 935 01:44:48,032 --> 01:44:51,536 A wonderful stay in America. - Put on the gloves! 936 01:44:51,619 --> 01:44:52,711 Sorry. 937 01:44:52,787 --> 01:44:56,508 That you come to our country, does not mean that we come in you. 938 01:45:00,544 --> 01:45:01,670 Even 'ne Recording! 939 01:45:02,338 --> 01:45:04,591 You saved me. 940 01:45:12,014 --> 01:45:15,359 Child's play. - Stop that! 941 01:45:26,946 --> 01:45:32,043 Shit, the cattle has pulled the trigger! - Everything full. Come out, Piggy! 942 01:45:35,412 --> 01:45:39,212 All men in the beds! No, I mean, all hands on the guns! 943 01:45:39,291 --> 01:45:41,669 No! 944 01:45:48,717 --> 01:45:51,266 No, no, I'm not. 945 01:45:55,391 --> 01:45:57,769 Welcome to America. 946 01:46:05,609 --> 01:46:08,237 Flap, the first! 947 01:46:09,196 --> 01:46:11,995 Hollywood. Here I come! 948 01:46:12,000 --> 01:54:41,999 Like, Share and Follow our Instagram @Layarkaca21indo.id for Support