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Homo! Are you male or female?

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Cut your hair!

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You know the feeling -

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when you do not come up with something clever to show?

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Basic odd fag. - Yes!

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That's a lot happened to me.

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"Dickheads." That's what I should say.

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LOTVONEN SLAUGHTERHOUSE

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I'm a metalhead. And we have a band.

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It Lotvonen.

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He is very fast. As a guitar player.

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These deer slaughterhouse owned their own parents.

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He also worked here.

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Pasi is the smartest man I know.

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He may not be fully normalized; she remembers everything.

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Like, every song he's ever heard. - Hi.

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Pasi work in the library. - You got Justin Bieber?

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In Scandinavia we have a collection of the biggest metal label in town.

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Excellent choice.

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Metal grindcore Uruguay.

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Listen to the beats of the blast.

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It was terrible.

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Jynkky is the most difficult person in our band.

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He was not afraid of anything.

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What? Did he die again?

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Dilated pupils are a sign of the brain does not get enough oxygen.

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Jynkky!

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OK. - Yes Let's move on.

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Jynkky explore the most fundamental things.

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That's why he's been declared dead twice.

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He is very eager to gig abroad.

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I'm not so sure about the show.

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We've known each other since we were kids.

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I think we all sort of outcast.

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This is about our music.

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Other people can play hockey and the pursuit of the vagina.

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We play metal music.

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Dinner is ready. Are you coming to eat? - Hell yeaaa.

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We're done practicing.

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Why do we always have reindeer?

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I'm going to take yours.

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Games you make deer suicidal.

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I'll soon be out of a job. - Not funny.

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Boys, the meaning of life such as the clitoris.

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You move around, but you can never be sure -

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You've found it. - You have not.

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I have tried. - Shut up. Not in front of the children.

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It was good exercise! - That's right.

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We're getting there. - The sound was perfect.

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It would be amazing to play a cover song on a real show.

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If we play it, people will headbang.

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There is a club in Oulu where they have new bands.

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Serious? - Yes What would you say?

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I mean, we've been practicing 12 years.

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