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<b><font color="#00FFFF">Improved By: Fidel33
Sub Upload Date: December 6, 2015</font></b>

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"Madison, Delaware." Wow.

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Mom, are you positive there
weren't any other places

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looking for vice principals?

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Like where?

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Guantanamo Bay?

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Ooh, too hot.

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- North Korea?
- No.

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They didn't call me back.

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Detroit?

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This is it.

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Come on, come on.

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Look. A yard.

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You'd never get this in New York.

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You don't have to keep
selling me on this place.

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I'm staying because I love you.
Aw, I love you too.

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And I looked into it.

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Legally, I can't live
on my own until I'm 18.

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Look at this kitchen.

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It's bigger than our apartment.

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We don't cook.

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Well, look at all
this counter space

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to put the takeout on.
Whew.

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Do you hear that?

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No, I don't hear anything.

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Exactly.

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Live from New York,

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it's my sister Gale!

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With special guest,
my nephew Zach.

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Get in here with a hug!
Hey. Oh.

31
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Oh, it's an SNL reference.

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Oh, yeah.
You lived in New York.

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Okay, yeah.
Oh, my goodness!

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Look at you!

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You're not in any color.

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Hey.
We should change that.

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Oh, my God.
It's good to see you.

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Wow, you too.
Okay. Let me take him in.

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Oh, my gosh. He gets more
handsome every time I see him.

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So good-looking.
Thank you, Aunt Lorraine.

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He's just a beautiful boy.

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Thank God, because you were
such an ugly baby.

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There it is.
Oh, Lorraine.

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What? It's fine.
He's handsome now.

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It's not like he's gonna go ugly,

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handsome and then back to ugly.

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No. The danger's past.

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Oh, I almost forgot.

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I got a present for you,
because I'm a cool aunt.

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This is from my new
signature men's line.

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Ooh.
Check it out.

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Awesome.

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It's limited edition,
so you're not gonna see

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a lot of men wearing that hat.

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Yeah, no, I can't imagine
anyone would be wearing it.

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It's so limited edition.

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Try it on.
Make sure it fits.

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Try it on right now? Okay.

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Yeah, take her for a spin.
Vroom, vroom, vroom.

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Aww!

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Oh, yes. Look at that.
I mean, come on. That is it.

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Okay.

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Um, I'm gonna go unload some
boxes now, and see you around.

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Oh, honey. Leave the hat on.
I don't want you to burn.

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Mm. And you look good with it on.

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Thank you. Cool.

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Smooth.

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So you're the new neighbor?

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Yeah. Nice to meet you.

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How long was the drive
from New York?

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No. I can just tell

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by the pretty hat that you have.

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Oh, no. This... No.

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This is... This is actually
a gift from my aunt.

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It's also a gift for me

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and everyone who gets
to see you wearing it.

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- I'm Zach, by the way.
- I'm Hannah.

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Hannah.

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I gotta go.

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Good talk.

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Hi. Hey, we're just moving in.

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Just... Just me and my mom.

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This hat was a gift.
You see that fence?

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Do you see the fence?

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Uh, yes.

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Stay on your side of it.

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You stay away from my daughter,
you stay away from me...

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and we won't have a problem.

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Well, just met our neighbor.

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He's a big teddy bear.

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Oh, Mr. Shivers?

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Yeah. He moved to town
a few years ago.

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Very mysterious.

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Very sexy.
I love his scent.

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It's like mint and BO.
It works.

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Yeah. Not my type.

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I remember that day.

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Oh.

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You okay, sweetheart?

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Yeah. Yeah, sorry. Um...

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I'm gonna go get a head start
decorating my room.

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Knock it off my bucket list.

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How's he doing?

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Oh, it's been hard.

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He's putting up a wall.

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Hopefully, a change
of scenery will help.

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How are you doing?

108
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Hopefully, a change
of scenery will help.

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All right, Zach.
Let's see what you got.

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With the fastball.
Two's a curve.

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Gotta get up.
You gotta give me the sign.

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There you go. Oh!

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That's...

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Oh, see?
Dad's not perfect.

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No.

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Dad can get one drop.

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All right.
Read the signs.

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It's all just to block.
Don't wanna jump up.

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That's how the fastballs get by.

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All right. Get ready.
Go fast now. Okay?

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Honey? You okay?

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Um, yeah. Just found
some old baby pictures.

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I really did look like
baby Gollum.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That's always the case, right?

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- Hey, Becca.
- Oh, hey.

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Yay. New friends,
new friends, new friends.

128
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do you think you're doing?

129
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I'm going to work.
Gonna do some educating.

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Some administrating.

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Cool. Mom, I'm the new kid,

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which presents
its own set of obstacles.

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Not sure walking in with
the vice principal is the play.

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Just give me a
60-second head start

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so I at least have a chance.

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Deal. You promise
you'll give it a shot?

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You know I can't
promise you that.

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I promise. All right?

139
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And this door-locking thing...

140
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Come on, you're better than that.

141
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Sixty seconds start now,
60, 59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54...

142
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All right. Let's find our seats,
ladies and gentlemen.

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Find our seats quickly.

144
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Let's find our seats.

145
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Mm-hm.

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Okay. Let's settle down.
Um...

147
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Okay. Uh, sorry.
Excuse me. Let me just...

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Okay, cool. Okay.

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So you're the new kid.

150
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Oh, yeah.
Cool, cool.

151
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Oh. Hi, Taylor.

152
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Hi, Chump.

153
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She just call you "Chump"?
Yes, indeed, she did.

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My real name is Champ, you know.

155
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But she's never
talked to me before,

156
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so we're making progress.

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Three. two, one.

158
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Settle down.

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Good morning.

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I am so happy
to introduce you

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to our new vice principal,
Miss Cooper.

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And I hope that you show her

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the same respect
that you show me.

164
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Who did that? Who did that?

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Miss Cooper.

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Hi, everyone.

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I know I speak
for the entire administration

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when I say that we are so
excited for Friday's fall dance.

169
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We can't stop
twerking about it.

170
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Oh, no, she didn't.

171
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She's worse
than the last one.

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That's my mom.

173
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Oh, well, the last one
was fantastic.

174
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I... I'm kidding. I don't even
know what twerking is.

175
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But I hear it's very popular...

176
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So you taking anyone
to the dance?

177
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No. Yeah.

178
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I was thinking
about flying solo too.

179
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Hey, we should go together.

180
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Together?

181
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Oh, not like "together" together.

182
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Dance together or anything.
Although that could work.

183
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You know, we get the crowd
into it, you know?

184
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And then go split off
with different girls.

185
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And as a final reminder,
just be safe and have fun.

186
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Take this.
Shoot me a text or tweet me.

187
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It has all my contact info.

188
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There's my home address,
and that's my locker number.

189
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- You know where to find me.
- Anyone.

190
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Thank you.
Anyone caught dancing

191
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with their butt facing their partner,

192
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you will be sent home immediately.

193
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Immediately.

194
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Hello?

195
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Is someone there?

196
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Did I scare you?

197
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Pfft, no.

198
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Really? Because you jumped
like 10 feet high, so...

199
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You know, I jump a lot.

200
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It's how I stay
in such great shape.

201
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That's good. I, um...

202
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Yeah, I didn't see you
at school today.

203
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Aw, what, you were
looking for me?

204
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No, no. I just...
I just observed...

205
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No, I'm homeschooled.

206
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Oh, by your dad?

207
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He seems...

208
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nice.

209
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And intense.
And a little tense.

210
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Don't take it personally.
He doesn't really like anyone.

211
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Yeah. So, um...

212
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So is there anything,
like, fun to do around here

213
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aside from scaring
your neighbors?

214
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Okay. There is one thing
that I like to do.

215
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Yeah?

216
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Come with me.

217
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Uh...

218
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Hey, where are we going?
Don't worry. It'll be fun.

219
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Are you sure you know
where you're going?

220
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,430
Yes. Come on.

221
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This way.

222
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Are you taking me somewhere
to kill me? I'm just curious.

223
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I'm playing it by ear.

224
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Hannah?

225
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Yes, Zach, follow the stranger
into the woods.

226
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Come on, scaredy-cat.
We're almost there.

227
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Okay. Just a little further.

228
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Okay. Just wait here.

229
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,014
Okay.

230
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Where exactly is here?

231
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Watch this.

232
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,428
Whoa.

233
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,630
What do you think?

234
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,400
Uh...

235
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It's not what
I was expecting.

236
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,676
So, what is this place?

237
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Well, they built it years ago,
but then they ran out of money.

238
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Now it just sits here.

239
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Come on, this is
my favorite part.

240
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,991
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing?

241
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,326
What are you afraid of?
I do this all the time.

242
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I'm... I'm not afraid.

243
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I'm just not current
with my tetanus shots.

244
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I hate the suburbs.

245
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Come on.

246
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,549
You can do it.
Just don't look down.

247
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I know.

248
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,487
You're not gonna fall.

249
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,523
I wasn't planning on it.

250
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- There you go.
- Hi.

251
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:26,993
Hi.

252
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All right.

253
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So I'm high off
of the ground.

254
00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:38,138
It's cool, right?

255
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,205
Yeah. It's cool.

256
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You can see everything
from up here.

257
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,311
So...

258
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why'd you move to Madison?

259
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,150
Well, my mom said to me:

260
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"Zach, if you could live
anywhere in the world,

261
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where would it be?"

262
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And I said, "Can we please move
to Madison, Delaware?

263
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,659
That'd be my dream."

264
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:01,127
Are you always
this sarcastic?

265
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,096
Always?
No, that's a strong word.

266
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:06,266
Not always. Usually.

267
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,703
I'm sorry.
It's just, um...

268
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,504
It's just been
me and my mom

269
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,506
since my dad died last year,
so yeah.

270
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,241
I'm sorry.

271
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,644
I don't really
think about it much anymore.

272
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,412
What about you?

273
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,814
Well, I never knew my mom,

274
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:25,085
and we're always moving
from one town to the next.

275
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,519
That really sucks.

276
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,121
It's fine.

277
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,293
Hey,

278
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:38,164
can I ask you something
really serious, Hannah?

279
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,033
Yeah. What?

280
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,471
How do we get down?

281
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,174
I'm serious. Is there a plan?

282
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,310
No. How do you normally get down?

283
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,178
You can't. You're stuck.

284
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:55,715
Wow, I can't believe

285
00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,584
you ate that cotton candy.

286
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,219
And you know what's scary

287
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:02,489
is it actually tasted
kind of fine.

288
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,863
So, uh,
thanks for tonight.

289
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,866
That was the least terrible time
I've had here.

290
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:15,468
Oh, Zach.
That's so sweet.

291
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,771
That's... I... Really.

292
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,506
Okay.

293
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,776
Hey, Hannah. I'm...

294
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,544
I'm probably gonna
take out the trash

295
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,346
on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

296
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,282
So, you know, you feel like
creeping up on someone,

297
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,817
that works for me.

298
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,486
All right. I'll keep that
in mind, scaredy-cat.

299
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,687
Hannah!

300
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,356
What are you doing out here?

301
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,725
I'm so sorry.

302
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,760
This is your last warning.

303
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,796
You stay away from us,

304
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,598
or something very bad
will happen.

305
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,267
I believe you.

306
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,509
"What is X?"

307
00:17:58,678 --> 00:17:59,846
What is X?

308
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,481
Dad, it's not a big deal.

309
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,216
Hannah, you have to understand...

310
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,751
I don't have to
understand anything.

311
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,786
We were just talking.
Why can't I have friends?

312
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:09,255
- You know why!
- That is not fair!

313
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,790
You can't just lock me up
all the time.

314
00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:12,826
You are never allowed
to see that boy!

315
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,561
You understand me?
Ever!

316
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,463
Dad, please calm down.

317
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,665
- Hannah.
- No! Aah!

318
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,743
What?

319
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:48,862
What?
I heard a scream.

320
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,597
Is Hannah okay?
There was no scream.

321
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,298
You didn't hear anything.
Get out of here

322
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,334
or the last scream you hear
will be your own.

323
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,768
No. Wait, wait...

324
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,608
Mom.

325
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,910
Hey, Mom. Mom. Mom.
Oh, hey, sweetie.

326
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,845
Hey, how do you feel
about quinoa for dinner?

327
00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:07,380
Mom, Hannah's in trouble.

328
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,415
Oh, who's Hannah?

329
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,988
Madison County 911.

330
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,323
Hi, yes. Uh, I live on Monroe.
Um...

331
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,726
Uh, it's an emergency, I think.
Zach, what's going on?

332
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:23,329
Yeah. Maybe possibly a domestic
disturbance. I don't know.

333
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,471
You're under arrest!
Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

334
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,674
I love that enthusiasm.
I love that. Keep it.

335
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,242
But we're just...
We're not there yet.

336
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,244
Hello, sir.
My name's Officer Stevens.

337
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,880
This is Training Officer Brooks.
I'm sorry about that before.

338
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:42,382
You don't need to be sorry.

339
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,551
- You're doing great.
- Really?

340
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:48,621
We got a call about a possible
10-16 at your residence.

341
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,356
Which is...?

342
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,658
Um... Don't tell me.

343
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,794
It's a domestic disturbance.

344
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,729
Absolutely right.
Really?

345
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,431
Yeah. You're absolutely right.

346
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,466
Strange, because I've been here
alone all night

347
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,735
and I haven't heard a thing.
No, no, he's lying.

348
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:05,405
Where's Hannah?
I know it was her screaming.

349
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,308
Okay, yes.
Hannah's my daughter,

350
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,943
and she's been staying
with me for a while

351
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,378
while her mother
sorted a few things out

352
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,881
with her new husband.
Ah, yeah.

353
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,983
She flew back to London
yesterday morning.

354
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,918
All right, well,
that checks out.

355
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:20,853
Apologies, sir.
Thank you for your time.

356
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,756
We're sorry for the disturbance.

357
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,298
Surround sound.

358
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,400
I didn't know being
an audiophile was a crime.

359
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,802
Being a what...
A what-a-phile?

360
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,870
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

361
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,672
That just means that he is
a connoisseur

362
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,407
of high-end
audio equipment.

363
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,343
Oh.

364
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,712
Hi. I'm so sorry.
We haven't properly met.

365
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,680
I'm Gale Cooper,
your new neighbor.

366
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,549
It's a beautiful home you have.

367
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,318
Pleasure's mine. Thank you so
much for stopping by

368
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:56,322
and bringing your delightful son
and the police.

369
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,323
Again, I'm so sorry.

370
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,825
Apologies for this, sir.

371
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,059
We hate coming into the home

372
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,961
of an upstanding citizen
such as yourself.

373
00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:05,365
Really sorry. I mean, obviously,
you're not doing anything...

374
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,500
If you would like
to press charges,

375
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:09,702
we would love to help you.

376
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,437
Hannah! Hannah!

377
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:12,739
Whoa!
Hannah!

378
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,007
Hold on, big guy.
No, no!

379
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,675
Just look upstairs.
Trust me.

380
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,043
Should I tase him?
I'll tase him.

381
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,945
I like that moxie,
but we're gonna hold off.

382
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,747
You have any idea
what the penalty is

383
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,048
for filing a false
police report?

384
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:23,683
Three years.
Close.

385
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,051
It's actually
a written warning.

386
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:27,587
Hold on, hold on. Mom, tell me
you don't believe him.

387
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,022
Surround sound?
Seriously?

388
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:32,091
Zach, enough. Go home.

389
00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,700
Oh, officers.
I'm so sorry.

390
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,035
It's all right, ma'am.

391
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,936
I feel like
we should recommend

392
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,538
a good treatment center
for your son.

393
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:47,740
Yeah. That kid's on drugs.
That kid is on drugs.

394
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:51,044
Good night.

395
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,745
Gale.

396
00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,514
It's Lorraine.

397
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:55,682
I can see you.

398
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,083
It's your sister.

399
00:21:57,116 --> 00:22:00,019
- Hi. Thanks for coming.
- Hi.

400
00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:02,155
I have to chaperone the dance
at the high school.

401
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,023
I don't wanna leave
Zach alone tonight.

402
00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:07,894
Gale. He's a teenage boy
having a hard time adjusting.

403
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:09,095
You know what he needs?

404
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:12,098
A night in with his aunt,
BeDazzling.

405
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,166
Duh.

406
00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:15,034
Oh, thanks.
I hate fighting with him.

407
00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:17,904
I know. It'll get better.
Just give it some time.

408
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,506
All right. Kit coming through.
And don't worry.

409
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:23,076
It's gonna be all
about Zach tonight.

410
00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:24,844
Zach!

411
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:27,513
So we went out
to sushi on Wednesday.

412
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,182
And we both ordered
the chicken teriyaki,

413
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:31,050
which is like, "It's fate."

414
00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:33,486
And then I haven't heard
from him since, you know?

415
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,488
Which is a bummer,
because I really liked him.

416
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:36,956
He didn't laugh
at any of my jokes,

417
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:39,192
but I felt like
there was something there.

418
00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:41,994
I don't know.
Not like I even care.

419
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:45,198
It's like, whatever.
I should listen to my psychic.

420
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:49,535
She says, "Stop dating losers,
and never go on a plane."

421
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:50,603
I knew it.

422
00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:53,172
Oh, so you think
he's playing hard to get?

423
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:55,875
Or the more likely scenario:

424
00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,877
He lost his phone in,
like, a fire.

425
00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:59,545
Yeah, I think he lost
his phone.

426
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:00,980
Yeah. I do too.

427
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:03,449
You know, I...
I totally forgot.

428
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:06,085
I have a huge test on Monday
that I gotta study for.

429
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:07,620
So I'm just gonna do that
all night,

430
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:10,690
and definitely
don't come in my room.

431
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,825
Oh, okay.
Yeah. See you.

432
00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:14,527
Night, sweetie.

433
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,697
But you know what?
I'm just gonna call him.

434
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,732
Now I'm worried
he's dead.

435
00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:27,707
Hey, hey, hey.

436
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,842
Over here.

437
00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:31,477
Wait. So how is this gonna work?

438
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,012
Are you my wingman,
or am I yours?

439
00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:34,847
Is that what you're wearing
to the dance?

440
00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,249
I gotta tell you something.
Get down.

441
00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:38,050
Dude, no. This is a new suit.
Get off.

442
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:40,153
Where are the girls?
Uh, yeah, about that.

443
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:41,888
I just said that
to get you over here.

444
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,055
I need your help.

445
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,624
So there are no girls?

446
00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:46,259
Well, there is one girl.

447
00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:47,593
Oh! My man!

448
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,262
Shh!
What? What?

449
00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:52,832
But she's locked in this house,
and her dad's a psychopath.

450
00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:54,867
Does she have a friend?

451
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:57,203
No. I'm serious.

452
00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:01,107
You know, you said there was
gonna be girls,

453
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,742
and not only
are there no girls,

454
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,977
but there's a psychopath,
and I'm in a suit.

455
00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:06,651
How do you know
this guy's going to leave?

456
00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:08,281
I called him and pretended
to be the cops.

457
00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:10,149
And I asked him to come
to the station.

458
00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:12,785
You can get in trouble for that.
It's just a written warning.

459
00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:15,922
Dude. It's wet dirt, dude.
My pants are gonna get muddied.

460
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,757
He's right there.

461
00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:24,597
Whoa.

462
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:35,141
All right. Let's go.

463
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:41,781
Come on.

464
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,316
Okay, okay.

465
00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:45,785
Dude, my dry-cleaning bill's
gonna be ridiculous.

466
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:47,620
Just come on.

467
00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:55,228
Whoa. Where'd you learn that,
New York?

468
00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:57,330
No, YouTube.
Oh.

469
00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:05,905
Okay, stay here
and watch the driveway.

470
00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:08,674
Wait here by myself?
Out in the dark?

471
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:10,776
Yes, Champ.
You're the lookout.

472
00:25:10,810 --> 00:25:13,045
If Shivers comes back,
you just give me a sign like:

473
00:25:14,747 --> 00:25:15,882
Okay, just so we're clear,

474
00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:19,685
if I sense any danger,
I will run the other way.

475
00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:52,385
Whoa!

476
00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:58,824
Where am I?

477
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:11,237
What the hell? You're supposed
to be the lookout.

478
00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:12,805
And that's not gonna change.

479
00:26:12,838 --> 00:26:14,740
I'll just be the lookout,
you know, in here.

480
00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:18,244
No, no, by definition you have
to be somewhere out, looking.

481
00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:20,012
Let me explain something
to you, Zacharias.

482
00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:22,348
You know how they say
teenagers have no fear of death?

483
00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:24,917
That they're never gonna
get hurt? Well, not me, okay?

484
00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:27,286
I was born with the gift
of fear. I remember being 4,

485
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:28,888
being pushed on a swing
and thinking,

486
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,990
"This is how it ends."
You're not gonna die.

487
00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:32,758
All right?
At least not today.

488
00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:34,160
Okay? It's gonna be okay.

489
00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:35,828
Yeah, you're right.
Okay.

490
00:26:35,861 --> 00:26:37,697
I'm being ridiculous.

491
00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:41,167
Oh, bear traps.

492
00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:48,140
Who puts bear traps in their
basement? I mean, seriously.

493
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:52,878
Let's go.

494
00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:56,882
Let's go outside
where it's safe.

495
00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:59,852
Where there's no bear traps.

496
00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:12,198
I think I swallowed some web.

497
00:27:24,377 --> 00:27:27,780
Dude, this way.
Come on. Come on.

498
00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:42,828
Up there.

499
00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:44,196
Oh...

500
00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:55,174
It's coming from that room.

501
00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:58,978
Hannah?

502
00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:26,172
That's weird.
It's like the noise

503
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,207
is coming from this bookcase.

504
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,242
Well, it's an old house.

505
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:35,314
Whoa. Check this out.

506
00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:37,016
The Scarecrow Walks
at Midnight.

507
00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:41,554
The Ghost Next Door,
Night of the Living Dummy.

508
00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:43,889
These are all
Goosebumps manuscripts.

509
00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:46,292
What's he doing with a bunch
of kids' books?

510
00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:48,294
These aren't
kids' books. Okay?

511
00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:50,096
Kids' books help you
fall asleep.

512
00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:51,530
These books keep you up
all night.

513
00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:53,799
Okay.
"R.L. Stine."

514
00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:55,568
Whatever happened
to that guy?

515
00:28:55,601 --> 00:28:57,369
Uh, who knows?
He disappeared one day.

516
00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:58,804
Does it matter?
Let's go.

517
00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:00,339
The Abominable Snowman
of Pasadena.

518
00:29:00,372 --> 00:29:02,174
My grandma lives
in Pasadena.

519
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:03,976
I stopped visiting
after reading this.

520
00:29:04,009 --> 00:29:05,244
Okay.

521
00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:06,946
We're not here
for book club.

522
00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:09,448
I know, but why
are these books locked?

523
00:29:09,482 --> 00:29:11,217
I mean, who would
lock a book?

524
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,452
Maybe there's like
a key or something

525
00:29:13,486 --> 00:29:15,287
we can unlock it with.

526
00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:20,025
Okay, if it really matters that
much, look at this. All right?

527
00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:21,260
Mystery solved.

528
00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:23,329
Let's get back to why...
Look out!

529
00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:28,033
Zach?

530
00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:30,836
Hey, Hannah.

531
00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:33,072
What are you doing
in my house?

532
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:36,408
I thought you were
chained up, possibly.

533
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:38,544
Why did you think that?
Because I heard you scream,

534
00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:41,247
and then I called the... police.

535
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,615
Okay, both of you
need to go right now.

536
00:29:42,648 --> 00:29:44,984
Yes. Okay.
Wait. One... One second.

537
00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:47,887
Hi. Hi, I'm Champ.
Nice to meet you.

538
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,956
Hey, we're going to
the semiformal later tonight,

539
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:55,594
and I don't know, you should
come and invite a friend.

540
00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:57,496
I really don't care
what she looks like.

541
00:29:57,530 --> 00:29:59,465
Did you unlock a book?

542
00:29:59,498 --> 00:30:01,867
Yeah. I did. I'm sorry.
It's around somewhere.

543
00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:04,069
I just dropped it. And I'll
put it back where it belongs

544
00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:06,071
and we'll be out of your hair.
Here it is...

545
00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:07,239
No! Don't open it!

546
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:11,310
No!

547
00:31:13,639 --> 00:31:17,376
- What's going on?
- Nobody make a sound.

548
00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:38,564
My dad's gonna kill me.

549
00:31:43,168 --> 00:31:45,170
Wait! Zach!

550
00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:47,039
Zach!

551
00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:59,652
Wait, Hannah.

552
00:31:59,685 --> 00:32:01,687
Hannah. Hannah, wait.

553
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,489
Go home, Zach.
You're in over your head.

554
00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:04,990
You wanna tell me
what's going on?

555
00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:06,558
No, I can't explain.
I have to go.

556
00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:08,427
Zach, wait. Wait.

557
00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:09,728
Come on. Listen.

558
00:32:09,762 --> 00:32:13,232
Stop. Stop. Stop.
Dude, what are you doing?

559
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,700
Dude. Dude, get off me.

560
00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:17,503
Listen to me very carefully.
That's the Abominable Snowman.

561
00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:19,338
You don't get that nickname
by accident.

562
00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:20,639
And it just crawled
out of a book.

563
00:32:20,673 --> 00:32:22,308
That doesn't
just happen, Zach!

564
00:32:22,341 --> 00:32:24,109
I'm going after Hannah.

565
00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:27,212
Look, I read what it did
to Pasadena.

566
00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:29,181
It's no joke, man.

567
00:32:49,234 --> 00:32:50,536
She went in there.

568
00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:52,738
Yeah. She's not the only one
who went in there.

569
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,614
Dude, we should call the cops.

570
00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:05,551
Have you met the cops
in this town?

571
00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:07,486
Fair enough.

572
00:33:22,868 --> 00:33:25,771
Do you see the scratches
on that wall?

573
00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:28,707
Yes.

574
00:33:28,741 --> 00:33:31,276
Just making sure.

575
00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:36,382
Oh!
Is that your scream?

576
00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:38,517
Don't judge me.

577
00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:41,220
Over here.

578
00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:42,788
This way.

579
00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:53,565
What is she gonna do,
read it a story?

580
00:34:08,914 --> 00:34:11,884
Hannah? What is happening?
How did that pop out of a book?

581
00:34:11,917 --> 00:34:14,553
Shh. It's in here.
Hey, we should get a gun.

582
00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:18,190
Are you kidding?
We need a tank.

583
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:21,326
Wait. He's made out of snow.

584
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,494
Flamethrower.
Bag of salt.

585
00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:24,196
Flamethrower.
Quiet.

586
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,198
He can't be killed.

587
00:34:39,445 --> 00:34:41,346
It's candy.

588
00:34:50,355 --> 00:34:51,623
Look out!

589
00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:10,509
Come on.
It's distracted.

590
00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:13,212
- Hannah, come on. Let's go.
- No, what are you doing?

591
00:35:13,245 --> 00:35:15,280
Get off. No. Stop it!
No, you don't understand.

592
00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:17,549
The only way to stop them is
to suck them back into the book.

593
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,852
Drop the book and let it
suck itself back in.

594
00:35:19,885 --> 00:35:21,920
No, I'm not close enough.

595
00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:33,432
What are you doing?
Just open the book.

596
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,701
Just wait.

597
00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:37,870
- Hannah, open the book.
- Not yet.

598
00:35:37,903 --> 00:35:40,272
Hannah!
Now!

599
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:44,543
The book.

600
00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:45,711
Hannah, what are you doing?

601
00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:47,312
Hannah.
Huh?

602
00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:56,655
No.
No.

603
00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:02,361
Don't let it get the book!

604
00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:14,406
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

605
00:36:14,439 --> 00:36:16,909
Guys, come on, let's go!
Come on. Come on.

606
00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:19,278
Over here! Come on!

607
00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:21,713
- Come on.
- Good idea. Punch it.

608
00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:27,252
Bad idea. Bad idea.
Get off that thing.

609
00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:29,421
Aah!

610
00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:56,848
Run.

611
00:36:56,882 --> 00:37:00,852
Hurry, this way.
Guys, come on. In here.

612
00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:03,455
Guys, come on. Hurry!

613
00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:18,804
Yes.

614
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,449
Whoa!

615
00:38:23,168 --> 00:38:27,039
All of you in the car, now!

616
00:38:28,507 --> 00:38:29,975
What are you
gonna do to us?

617
00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:31,443
Silence.

618
00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:32,944
We can't ask questions...?
Shut up!

619
00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:34,646
Dad, they were only
trying to help.

620
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,382
I told you to stay away from us,
or something bad would happen.

621
00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:40,485
But that's the problem with kids
today. They don't listen.

622
00:38:40,519 --> 00:38:43,021
You had to pick
Abominable Snowman of Pasadena.

623
00:38:43,055 --> 00:38:45,957
You couldn't have picked
Little Shop of Hamsters.

624
00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:48,393
You're him, aren't you?

625
00:38:48,427 --> 00:38:50,796
Hm?

626
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:53,765
- You're R.L. Stine.
- R.L. who?

627
00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:54,933
I don't know who that is.

628
00:38:54,966 --> 00:38:56,435
Oh, really?

629
00:38:57,903 --> 00:39:00,472
Well, just as well,
because his books suck.

630
00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:03,108
What are you doing?

631
00:39:03,141 --> 00:39:05,811
I can't decide
which one I hate more:

632
00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,879
Monster Blood
or Go Eat Worms!

633
00:39:07,913 --> 00:39:09,815
I'm so confused.

634
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,650
You see the endings coming
from a mile away.

635
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:14,786
It's like stop trying to be
Stephen King, man.

636
00:39:19,124 --> 00:39:21,026
Let me tell you something
about Steve King.

637
00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:24,062
Steve King wishes
he could write like me,

638
00:39:24,096 --> 00:39:26,098
and I've sold
way more books than him,

639
00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:27,799
but nobody ever
talks about that!

640
00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:30,035
Okay.
Way more books!

641
00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:31,970
Dad...
Aah!

642
00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:35,574
...your face is doing
the red thing again.

643
00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:36,908
No way.

644
00:39:36,942 --> 00:39:39,678
Wait, you're R.L. Stine?
That's you?

645
00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,580
Really? Really?

646
00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:43,148
Hey, can I get a picture
real quick?

647
00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:44,783
No. No.
Come on. Come on.

648
00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:46,218
The answer's "yes."
I said no.

649
00:39:46,251 --> 00:39:49,421
What? I... No!
Get that thing out of here!

650
00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:53,792
I'm sorry. I just wanted a photo
real quick for my Instagram.

651
00:39:53,825 --> 00:39:55,193
Oh, is that all?
Let me see.

652
00:39:55,227 --> 00:39:57,529
Oh, yeah. Here you go.
Thank you.

653
00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,584
Hey, hey,
what happens now?

654
00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:20,986
You go home,
put on your p.j.'s,

655
00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:22,654
get your blankie,
you go nap-nap.

656
00:40:22,687 --> 00:40:25,023
In the morning, this will
all just feel like a bad dream.

657
00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:27,125
Dad, wait.
There's no time. Start packing.

658
00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:29,227
We're moving again.

659
00:40:31,163 --> 00:40:35,033
So, what do you wanna do now?

660
00:40:35,066 --> 00:40:37,102
Zach, dude.

661
00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:39,938
But I don't wanna leave.
I like it here.

662
00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:41,740
Hannah,
you have to understand.

663
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,909
I don't have
to understand anything.

664
00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,644
Why can't we be normal for once?

665
00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:48,547
Because we're not a normal
family. Now go get your things.

666
00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:49,748
I'm so over this.

667
00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:52,584
Oh! Teenagers.

668
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,831
I could've killed you.

669
00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:09,267
That was a terrible throw.
How?

670
00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:10,969
What are you doing here?
Go home.

671
00:41:11,002 --> 00:41:13,171
No. Not until you explain
what's going on.

672
00:41:13,205 --> 00:41:15,106
No, no, no.
I can't explain it.

673
00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:17,576
We were almost just eaten
by Frosty the Snowman,

674
00:41:17,609 --> 00:41:19,778
which should be impossible,
by the way, so try.

675
00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:22,314
Okay, look...

676
00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:25,717
Where do I begin?
When I was younger,

677
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:28,186
I suffered from terrible
allergies that kept me indoors.

678
00:41:28,220 --> 00:41:31,656
And all the kids
threw rocks at my window

679
00:41:31,690 --> 00:41:33,825
and called me names.

680
00:41:33,859 --> 00:41:35,794
So I created my own friends.

681
00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:40,632
Monsters, demons, ghouls
to terrorize my neighborhood

682
00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:42,334
and all the kids
that made fun of me.

683
00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:46,071
And they became real to me.

684
00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:49,774
And then one day, they actually...

685
00:41:49,808 --> 00:41:54,312
became real.

686
00:41:57,249 --> 00:42:00,318
My monsters literally
leapt off the page.

687
00:42:00,352 --> 00:42:02,954
As long as the books
remain locked, we're safe.

688
00:42:02,988 --> 00:42:05,223
But when they open,

689
00:42:05,257 --> 00:42:10,061
well, you've just seen
what happens.

690
00:42:10,095 --> 00:42:12,797
I'm allergic to dust mites.

691
00:42:12,831 --> 00:42:14,699
What's your point?

692
00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:16,668
I'm just saying,
I have allergies too.

693
00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:18,203
So I understand.

694
00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:23,708
Why am I talking to you?
Hannah, let's go.

695
00:42:26,745 --> 00:42:28,747
Hannah!
I'm sorry.

696
00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:33,251
Let's go.

697
00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:36,888
Hannah, you grab A to M,
I'll get M to Z.

698
00:42:36,922 --> 00:42:39,858
And keep the man-eating plant
away from the bug-eyed aliens.

699
00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:42,127
Oh, no. Not him.

700
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,196
Hello, Papa.

701
00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,937
How long's it been?

702
00:42:51,970 --> 00:42:53,638
Feels like forever.

703
00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:56,641
Who are your new friends?

704
00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:58,643
We're not friends.
Barely know him.

705
00:42:58,677 --> 00:43:01,179
Slappy, it's so nice
to see you again.

706
00:43:01,212 --> 00:43:03,114
Did you miss me?

707
00:43:03,148 --> 00:43:04,883
Of course I missed you.

708
00:43:08,853 --> 00:43:11,289
So, what's the plan, friend?

709
00:43:11,323 --> 00:43:13,725
You must've brought me out
for something fun.

710
00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:16,828
Terrorize the locals?
Destroy the town?

711
00:43:16,861 --> 00:43:18,930
Let's get silly.

712
00:43:18,964 --> 00:43:20,265
You guessed it, Slappy.

713
00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:23,068
I'm going to destroy Madison, and I...

714
00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:25,203
And I couldn't do it without you.

715
00:43:25,236 --> 00:43:28,106
Aw, shucks.
You're giving me...

716
00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:30,442
Oh, what's the word?

717
00:43:30,475 --> 00:43:32,444
Goosebumps.

718
00:43:33,912 --> 00:43:35,880
Oh, my God. He's so creepy.

719
00:43:35,914 --> 00:43:37,983
Oh, he is such a crack-up.

720
00:43:38,016 --> 00:43:40,318
Such a clever dummy.

721
00:43:40,352 --> 00:43:44,155
Who are you calling "dummy," dummy?

722
00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:50,795
You're trying to put me back in?

723
00:43:50,829 --> 00:43:53,331
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't be silly.

724
00:43:53,365 --> 00:43:56,067
I know when you're lying to me,
Papa.

725
00:43:59,237 --> 00:44:02,340
You've made Slappy
very unhappy.

726
00:44:02,374 --> 00:44:06,745
He's not going back on the shelf
ever again.

727
00:44:06,778 --> 00:44:08,179
Slappy, no, wait!

728
00:44:10,015 --> 00:44:11,783
I think it's time I started

729
00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:14,285
pulling the strings
in this relationship.

730
00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:18,289
Tonight is gonna be the best
story you've ever written.

731
00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:22,127
All of your children
are coming out to play.

732
00:44:25,296 --> 00:44:27,832
Oh, thank God he's gone.

733
00:44:27,866 --> 00:44:30,301
Oh, God. He's gone.

734
00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:34,172
And he's taken all the books.

735
00:44:46,051 --> 00:44:48,920
That one's a real page-turner.

736
00:44:57,095 --> 00:44:59,531
Congratulations.
You've just released a demon.

737
00:44:59,564 --> 00:45:03,001
A ventriloquist dummy with
a serious Napoleonic complex.

738
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:05,203
I only opened one book, and now
I see that was a mistake.

739
00:45:05,236 --> 00:45:07,872
The snowman must've
knocked Slappy's book down.

740
00:45:07,906 --> 00:45:10,108
I still blame him.
I don't like you, boy.

741
00:45:11,509 --> 00:45:13,344
It's locked from the outside.

742
00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:18,950
Out the kitchen door.
Go now.

743
00:45:24,956 --> 00:45:27,225
- Why is that here?
- I don't know.

744
00:46:00,525 --> 00:46:03,428
Maybe they're friendly.

745
00:46:04,562 --> 00:46:07,265
Not friendly.
Definitely not friendly.

746
00:46:07,298 --> 00:46:09,000
Ooh.

747
00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:19,277
He's stuck to my face.

748
00:46:19,310 --> 00:46:21,479
Definitely not friendly.

749
00:46:21,513 --> 00:46:23,047
Dad! Aah!

750
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:26,351
Hold on. I'll save you.

751
00:46:28,586 --> 00:46:30,922
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?

752
00:46:38,163 --> 00:46:40,498
Ready, set, go.

753
00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:47,572
I'm sorry.

754
00:46:49,407 --> 00:46:51,976
Help me. Oh, no, no, no.
Help, someone.

755
00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:53,378
Get back. Get back.

756
00:46:58,416 --> 00:46:59,918
Get back.

757
00:46:59,951 --> 00:47:02,153
Heave-ho. Heave-ho.

758
00:47:02,187 --> 00:47:03,454
Heave-ho.

759
00:47:04,689 --> 00:47:06,658
Help me. Help me. Get them off.
Okay, okay.

760
00:47:06,691 --> 00:47:08,960
Heave-ho. Heave-ho.

761
00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,428
Quickly.

762
00:47:11,429 --> 00:47:13,164
Shut it. Shut it.

763
00:47:13,198 --> 00:47:16,935
- Did you get them all?
- Heave-ho. Heave-ho...

764
00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:17,969
Untie me.

765
00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:19,604
I imagined something different.

766
00:47:19,637 --> 00:47:21,506
"Come over to my house.
There will be girls.

767
00:47:21,539 --> 00:47:23,141
I'm your wingman."

768
00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:34,352
Oh, no, no, no.
We got to get out of here.

769
00:47:34,385 --> 00:47:35,553
We need to get
to the basement.

770
00:47:35,587 --> 00:47:38,323
It's locked.
I picked it.

771
00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:40,291
That's breaking and entering!

772
00:47:42,327 --> 00:47:44,529
Watch out for the bear traps.

773
00:47:47,599 --> 00:47:49,167
Why'd it have to be bear traps?

774
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,170
All right, come on. Hurry.
Come on.

775
00:48:06,618 --> 00:48:10,555
- Lock it! Lock it!
- Okay.

776
00:48:10,588 --> 00:48:12,557
Why couldn't you have
written stories

777
00:48:12,590 --> 00:48:14,592
about rainbows
and unicorns?

778
00:48:14,626 --> 00:48:17,161
Because that doesn't sell
400 million copies.

779
00:48:17,195 --> 00:48:18,429
Whoa, domestic?

780
00:48:18,463 --> 00:48:20,064
No, worldwide.

781
00:48:20,098 --> 00:48:22,533
It's still very impressive.
Shut up.

782
00:48:31,109 --> 00:48:32,410
What is that?

783
00:48:53,798 --> 00:48:56,100
He's burning the books.
Why's he doing that?

784
00:48:56,134 --> 00:48:58,636
So there's no way to get
the monsters back inside.

785
00:48:58,670 --> 00:49:02,106
It's Slappy's revenge.

786
00:49:02,140 --> 00:49:05,576
Slappy's Revenge.
That's a good title.

787
00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:13,484
Sorry, folks.
I'd slow down,

788
00:49:13,518 --> 00:49:15,453
but I can't reach the brake.

789
00:49:18,790 --> 00:49:22,160
Hey, check out
my new best seller.

790
00:49:22,193 --> 00:49:24,729
It'll grow on you.

791
00:49:31,169 --> 00:49:35,139
Dropped calls are gonna be the
least of this town's problems.

792
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:39,811
I'm driving myself crazy!

793
00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:56,461
The town has been invaded.
Communications are down.

794
00:49:56,494 --> 00:50:01,432
We're talking mass chaos,
and no one knows how to stop it.

795
00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:02,834
What do you think?

796
00:50:02,867 --> 00:50:05,570
I'm not sure. I...
I'm not... I don't know.

797
00:50:05,603 --> 00:50:08,172
It's The Blob.

798
00:50:08,206 --> 00:50:10,575
The Blob.
The original one with Steve McQueen.

799
00:50:10,608 --> 00:50:13,578
Oh, I can't believe
you don't know that movie.

800
00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:15,813
Come over to my house.
I got it on LaserDisc.

801
00:50:15,847 --> 00:50:17,148
We'll wa...

802
00:50:18,483 --> 00:50:20,752
Power went out again.

803
00:50:20,785 --> 00:50:23,855
God. All night with this.

804
00:50:23,888 --> 00:50:27,158
Well, these emergency lights
should kick on soon.

805
00:50:35,566 --> 00:50:38,202
Somebody left
their ventriloquist dummy.

806
00:50:40,204 --> 00:50:42,607
Who you calling "dummy"?

807
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,576
It's talking.
What is that thing?

808
00:50:45,610 --> 00:50:48,279
I come in peace.
Unarmed.

809
00:50:48,312 --> 00:50:51,149
I just wanna read you
a bedtime story.

810
00:50:51,182 --> 00:50:52,683
- Sir, shut your mouth.
- Okay.

811
00:50:52,717 --> 00:50:54,352
Because that's not gonna stop me.

812
00:50:54,385 --> 00:50:56,154
Hands where I can see them.
Officers!

813
00:50:56,187 --> 00:51:00,191
You've been relieved
of your duties. Ha, ha!

814
00:51:00,224 --> 00:51:02,260
Now, freeze.

815
00:51:11,502 --> 00:51:13,538
Hello?

816
00:51:17,942 --> 00:51:21,245
Oh, hello, cutie.
You must be lost.

817
00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:23,781
Oh, and no tags.

818
00:51:23,815 --> 00:51:25,316
Well, let's get you some water.

819
00:51:25,349 --> 00:51:27,185
We'll take you around
the neighborhood

820
00:51:27,218 --> 00:51:28,853
and we'll find your owner.

821
00:51:28,886 --> 00:51:31,889
Is he handsome? Is he single?

822
00:51:31,923 --> 00:51:35,526
Is he thinking about leaving
his wife and needs a push?

823
00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:44,469
All right.
Trying not to spill.

824
00:51:44,502 --> 00:51:46,504
Don't be clumsy, Lorraine.

825
00:51:46,537 --> 00:51:49,841
Okay, you must be so thirsty.

826
00:52:19,637 --> 00:52:21,706
Everyone in town's been frozen.

827
00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:35,219
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Dad.
Dad, what happened to...?

828
00:52:37,355 --> 00:52:38,489
Wait.

829
00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:40,691
Oh. Oh, thank God.

830
00:52:40,725 --> 00:52:42,994
Guys, false alarm.
It's not my dad.

831
00:52:44,629 --> 00:52:45,763
What are we going to do?

832
00:52:45,796 --> 00:52:46,931
Without those manuscripts,

833
00:52:46,964 --> 00:52:48,833
there's nothing I can do.

834
00:52:50,368 --> 00:52:52,336
If... If you wrote the monsters
off the page,

835
00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:54,505
then maybe there's a way
you could write them back on.

836
00:52:54,539 --> 00:52:56,641
Wait... Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Why don't you just do that?

837
00:52:56,674 --> 00:52:58,910
You have any idea how many
stories I'd have to write

838
00:52:58,943 --> 00:53:00,745
to capture every monster
I've created?

839
00:53:00,778 --> 00:53:02,480
I already have carpal tunnel
in both hands.

840
00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:04,749
Dad, just listen to him.
It's a great idea.

841
00:53:04,782 --> 00:53:08,286
Just one.
One story to capture them all.

842
00:53:08,319 --> 00:53:10,688
Hmm, simple.
Just one, one story,

843
00:53:10,721 --> 00:53:12,823
with every monster
I've ever created.

844
00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:17,595
Brilliant. Really good idea.
He's a keeper.

845
00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:18,763
You have a better idea?

846
00:53:18,796 --> 00:53:19,897
Mm-hm, mm-hm.

847
00:53:19,931 --> 00:53:21,999
A much better idea.

848
00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:25,903
No, not now, I don't, but...

849
00:53:25,937 --> 00:53:27,738
Okay, then we gotta
get you to a computer

850
00:53:27,772 --> 00:53:29,273
so you can start writing.
There's...

851
00:53:29,307 --> 00:53:31,909
There's a computer store.
Just break in.

852
00:53:31,943 --> 00:53:34,745
No, no, no.
I need my typewriter.

853
00:53:34,779 --> 00:53:36,881
- What?
- Every story I've written

854
00:53:36,914 --> 00:53:39,917
was on that Smith Corona.
It's not just me.

855
00:53:39,951 --> 00:53:43,788
That typewriter is special.

856
00:53:43,821 --> 00:53:46,924
It has a soul of its own.

857
00:53:46,958 --> 00:53:49,660
If I write on anything else,
it won't work.

858
00:53:49,694 --> 00:53:51,329
Where's the typewriter?

859
00:53:51,362 --> 00:53:53,598
Oh, don't worry.

860
00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:55,967
It's somewhere safe.

861
00:53:58,402 --> 00:54:00,438
♪ Get ugly ♪

862
00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:03,674
♪ And everybody say ♪

863
00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:05,509
♪ Get ugly ♪

864
00:54:07,878 --> 00:54:09,914
♪ Get ugly ♪

865
00:54:09,947 --> 00:54:11,415
♪ Get ugly ♪

866
00:54:11,449 --> 00:54:13,551
Come on.

867
00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:15,586
Come on,
come on, come on.

868
00:54:19,457 --> 00:54:20,925
Just give me one bar.

869
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:26,364
This was working earlier.

870
00:54:26,397 --> 00:54:28,099
Brains.
Aah!

871
00:54:28,132 --> 00:54:30,901
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.

872
00:54:30,935 --> 00:54:33,004
I mean, I did mean to scare you,
but in a playful way.

873
00:54:33,037 --> 00:54:36,073
So, uh, is everything okay?

874
00:54:37,575 --> 00:54:40,044
I'm sorry, I have to get hold
of my son,

875
00:54:40,077 --> 00:54:41,812
and I can't get
any service.

876
00:54:41,846 --> 00:54:44,382
Yeah. No one can tonight.
It's weird.

877
00:54:47,885 --> 00:54:50,888
I don't know what's going
on with my phone.

878
00:54:50,921 --> 00:54:52,523
I can't get reception.

879
00:54:52,556 --> 00:54:54,592
Slappy's taken out
the cell-phone towers.

880
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,794
That's what I'd do.

881
00:54:56,827 --> 00:54:59,030
He's cutting us off.
Isolating us.

882
00:54:59,063 --> 00:55:02,566
What was that?

883
00:55:04,669 --> 00:55:07,505
Ugh, it's the Invisible Boy.
He's a menace.

884
00:55:09,674 --> 00:55:11,509
Ow!

885
00:55:11,542 --> 00:55:13,477
Shove him out the window.

886
00:55:13,511 --> 00:55:14,779
Roll up the window.

887
00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:17,014
He's got his tie!
Help, help!

888
00:55:17,048 --> 00:55:18,616
Hold on.

889
00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:22,486
Not cool!

890
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:23,688
Are you okay?

891
00:55:23,721 --> 00:55:25,056
Yeah.
For sure.

892
00:55:26,490 --> 00:55:28,759
Yeah. Wait.
Wait, look out!

893
00:55:37,968 --> 00:55:39,704
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

894
00:55:39,737 --> 00:55:41,038
Everyone okay?

895
00:55:41,072 --> 00:55:43,507
It came out of nowhere.

896
00:55:59,724 --> 00:56:02,927
I don't remember writing
about a giant praying mantis.

897
00:56:04,795 --> 00:56:06,063
Right. Now I remember.

898
00:56:06,097 --> 00:56:09,200
Get us out of here!

899
00:56:09,233 --> 00:56:12,103
What are you doing?
I can't drive if I can't see.

900
00:56:12,136 --> 00:56:14,071
Just go!

901
00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:28,753
Oh, my God!

902
00:56:28,786 --> 00:56:30,087
Watch out!
Turn left!

903
00:56:30,121 --> 00:56:31,689
Stop driving straight!

904
00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:33,758
- He's catching up! Turn right!
- Step on it!

905
00:56:33,791 --> 00:56:36,994
Does someone else wanna drive?
I'll pull over right now.

906
00:57:29,213 --> 00:57:31,916
Why'd you come up
with something so freaky?

907
00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:33,918
I just have a knack for it, I guess.

908
00:57:35,186 --> 00:57:37,488
Oh, no. My Wagoneer.

909
00:57:38,889 --> 00:57:40,891
I had such low mileage on it.

910
00:57:40,925 --> 00:57:42,593
How far are we
from the high school?

911
00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:43,994
Not too far.

912
00:57:44,028 --> 00:57:45,629
We can cut through
the cemetery.

913
00:57:45,663 --> 00:57:46,864
I'm sorry, a cemetery?

914
00:57:46,897 --> 00:57:49,133
God, relax. The high school's
just past the woods.

915
00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:50,801
Wait, how do you know that?

916
00:57:50,835 --> 00:57:54,305
Uh, sometimes I get a little
stir-crazy and go exploring.

917
00:57:54,338 --> 00:57:56,974
When?
At night after you go to bed.

918
00:57:57,007 --> 00:57:59,610
You're grounded.
That is so unfair.

919
00:57:59,643 --> 00:58:02,012
No, it's fair.
You're bringing up good points,

920
00:58:02,046 --> 00:58:03,747
but let's keep moving
while you argue.

921
00:58:03,781 --> 00:58:06,750
Sneaking off in the middle
of the night with strange boys.

922
00:58:06,784 --> 00:58:10,054
Unbelievable.
Shut it.

923
00:58:13,357 --> 00:58:15,259
Hey, hey, do you have a dollar
I could borrow?

924
00:58:15,292 --> 00:58:18,062
What? No. Why?
I'm parched.

925
00:58:18,095 --> 00:58:20,331
Well, just take one.
I'm sure they'll understand.

926
00:58:20,364 --> 00:58:21,866
Really? Ha!

927
00:58:21,899 --> 00:58:25,035
Lemonade, grape or strawberry?

928
00:58:25,069 --> 00:58:27,938
Good God, man.
Here. Orange.

929
00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:31,108
I don't know what
I was thinking.

930
00:58:31,141 --> 00:58:33,344
There is way more going on here
than New York.

931
00:58:33,377 --> 00:58:35,679
What?
Uh, you cut yourself.

932
00:58:35,713 --> 00:58:38,883
- Is it bad?
- Uh, yeah. It's really bad.

933
00:58:38,916 --> 00:58:40,818
Is my face messed up?

934
00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:43,954
Yeah. Big time.

935
00:58:43,988 --> 00:58:45,789
You look exactly the same.

936
00:58:51,896 --> 00:58:53,230
Did you hear that?

937
00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:55,092
What are you doing?

938
00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:56,894
That's the Werewolf
of Fever Swamp.

939
00:59:56,927 --> 00:59:59,129
He can smell my scent.

940
01:00:06,136 --> 01:00:08,272
No, it's not working.
I have to hide.

941
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:17,881
Come on.

942
01:00:44,375 --> 01:00:47,111
Shh, no, no, no.

943
01:00:50,114 --> 01:00:52,216
Do something.

944
01:01:10,067 --> 01:01:11,201
Come on, come on.
Come on.

945
01:01:15,272 --> 01:01:17,741
Come on. Go, go, go.

946
01:01:20,244 --> 01:01:23,180
He's on our tail. Go.

947
01:01:24,281 --> 01:01:26,817
Go! He's right behind us!

948
01:01:31,121 --> 01:01:32,956
Come on. Go, go.

949
01:01:32,990 --> 01:01:35,225
Oh!

950
01:01:36,226 --> 01:01:38,395
I'm stuck. Help me get out.

951
01:01:38,429 --> 01:01:40,931
What are you doing?
There's no time!

952
01:01:40,964 --> 01:01:44,034
I said get me out of here.
Gotta go. There's no time.

953
01:01:44,068 --> 01:01:47,104
I said get me out... Oh, no.
Keep going. He's chasing us.

954
01:01:47,137 --> 01:01:48,872
I'm going as fast as I can.

955
01:01:51,442 --> 01:01:54,478
Just go. We're right behind you.
Okay!

956
01:01:56,980 --> 01:01:58,882
Aah! Oh!

957
01:01:58,916 --> 01:02:01,185
Come on. We gotta go.
Get up. Get up.

958
01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:02,553
Come on, come on!
Let's go, guys!

959
01:02:02,586 --> 01:02:05,189
Come on, come on, come on.

960
01:02:06,290 --> 01:02:10,027
Ha! Let's see him
get through that.

961
01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:14,531
Go, go! Run, run!

962
01:02:28,545 --> 01:02:31,915
- It's locked.
- This way.

963
01:02:45,629 --> 01:02:48,365
I'm okay.

964
01:02:48,398 --> 01:02:50,501
I'm still okay!

965
01:02:50,534 --> 01:02:52,569
Who is that?
It's my Aunt Lorraine.

966
01:02:54,037 --> 01:02:55,205
Oh, my gosh.

967
01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:56,573
I think I killed that bear.

968
01:02:56,607 --> 01:02:58,242
It was actually a werewolf.
What?

969
01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:00,077
Aunt Lorraine,
what are you doing here?

970
01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:03,180
This is the back of my store.
I didn't know where else to go.

971
01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:07,284
I can't get ahold of your mother
or the cops or anyone...

972
01:03:07,317 --> 01:03:09,553
- Hello.
- Uh, hi. Hello.

973
01:03:09,586 --> 01:03:13,524
Hi. I don't think we've been
properly introduced.

974
01:03:13,557 --> 01:03:16,226
Um... I'm... I'm Lorraine.

975
01:03:16,260 --> 01:03:17,961
Hello. R.L. Stine.

976
01:03:17,995 --> 01:03:20,330
We owe you a great debt
of gratitude.

977
01:03:20,364 --> 01:03:22,266
Your reckless driving
saved our lives.

978
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:23,934
Oh, that old thing?

979
01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:26,436
Lorraine. Lorraine.

980
01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:28,105
So... Lorraine.

981
01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:30,307
We don't have time.
I need you to go to the police

982
01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:32,042
and tell them to meet us
at the high school.

983
01:03:32,075 --> 01:03:34,478
All right? Can you do that?
I can do that. Okay.

984
01:03:34,511 --> 01:03:36,346
Oh, did you wanna
exchange numbers?

985
01:03:36,380 --> 01:03:38,415
It's not a good time, but yes!

986
01:03:47,658 --> 01:03:49,927
Oh, God, this is a bad idea.

987
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:52,029
What was that?

988
01:04:01,405 --> 01:04:03,273
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

989
01:04:03,307 --> 01:04:05,642
Yeah. Just a root.
Nothing scary here.

990
01:04:05,676 --> 01:04:08,145
So how did you get
the nickname "Champ"?

991
01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:09,913
It's not a nickname.

992
01:04:09,947 --> 01:04:12,649
Wait. That's your real name?
Is it short for something?

993
01:04:12,683 --> 01:04:14,585
My full name is Champion.

994
01:04:14,618 --> 01:04:17,521
Your actual name is Champion.

995
01:04:18,956 --> 01:04:20,190
Sorry.

996
01:04:20,224 --> 01:04:21,525
My dad won a bronze

997
01:04:21,558 --> 01:04:24,194
- back in the '92 Olympics.
- Really?

998
01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:28,665
My mom, she was
an all-American sprinter

999
01:04:28,699 --> 01:04:31,201
and a two-time
world debate champion.

1000
01:04:31,235 --> 01:04:34,037
So they named me "Champ."

1001
01:04:36,206 --> 01:04:39,176
Hey, you know, if you're scared,
I can hold your hand.

1002
01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:41,478
Please, you're the scaredy-cat.

1003
01:04:43,313 --> 01:04:45,582
Wait, wait. Hold on.
It's okay. It's just a statue.

1004
01:04:45,616 --> 01:04:46,950
All right? You're fine.

1005
01:04:46,984 --> 01:04:49,953
It's all right.
All right?

1006
01:04:49,987 --> 01:04:53,056
Just give me a sec.
It's...

1007
01:04:53,090 --> 01:04:55,993
It's caught on your jacket.

1008
01:04:56,026 --> 01:04:57,394
My hero.

1009
01:05:00,597 --> 01:05:04,201
There. You're free to go.

1010
01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:25,555
What is it?

1011
01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:28,558
Nothing.

1012
01:05:28,592 --> 01:05:30,994
Are you sure?

1013
01:05:34,398 --> 01:05:36,133
Yeah.

1014
01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:38,335
Yeah, totally. I'm fi...

1015
01:05:41,405 --> 01:05:43,407
Zach!

1016
01:05:52,149 --> 01:05:54,017
Run!

1017
01:05:54,051 --> 01:05:56,219
Ghouls. Go, go.

1018
01:06:03,193 --> 01:06:07,230
Oh, they're getting closer!

1019
01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:09,800
Go. Here. Go. Go.
Come on. Come on. Go, go, go.

1020
01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:12,536
Hurry, quick, quick, quick.

1021
01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:14,237
I'm stuck.

1022
01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:16,540
Go on without me. Save yourself.
Okay. Good luck.

1023
01:06:16,573 --> 01:06:20,210
No, I didn't mean it,
Champion!

1024
01:06:20,243 --> 01:06:22,546
What kind of monster
would take me up on that offer?

1025
01:06:22,579 --> 01:06:26,249
Pull. Everybody pull.

1026
01:06:26,283 --> 01:06:29,619
I'll kill him.
Where is that little imbecile?

1027
01:06:31,588 --> 01:06:33,790
Wait for us, you coward!

1028
01:06:33,824 --> 01:06:36,626
All right. Okay, Lorraine.
You got this.

1029
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:38,562
Just tell the cops to head
to the high school

1030
01:06:38,595 --> 01:06:40,464
and that everyone's in trouble.

1031
01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:42,332
You can do this. Okay.

1032
01:06:42,366 --> 01:06:44,668
Oh! Nope. Wrong door.

1033
01:06:46,803 --> 01:06:48,605
Hello?

1034
01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:52,309
Is anyone in here?

1035
01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:57,147
Calling all cops,
calling all the cops.

1036
01:06:57,180 --> 01:06:59,383
Head to the high school.
My nephew's in trouble.

1037
01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:00,684
He's with R.L. Stine.

1038
01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:02,753
They think they know
how to stop all this.

1039
01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:05,422
Hello? Can anyone hear me?

1040
01:07:05,455 --> 01:07:08,725
I can hear you.

1041
01:07:08,759 --> 01:07:12,462
Sergeant Slappy,
ready to protect and serve.

1042
01:07:12,496 --> 01:07:14,831
Oh, my goodness.

1043
01:07:14,865 --> 01:07:16,466
You're...
Don't do it.

1044
01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:18,335
...a talking...
Don't say it.

1045
01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:20,837
...dummy.
You said it.

1046
01:07:26,243 --> 01:07:30,147
You have the right
to remain silent.

1047
01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:31,748
Where did they put
my typewriter?

1048
01:07:31,782 --> 01:07:34,584
I know it was this way.
It might've been the other way.

1049
01:07:34,618 --> 01:07:36,153
- We should split up.
- What? No.

1050
01:07:36,186 --> 01:07:37,754
Have you ever read
one of your books?

1051
01:07:37,788 --> 01:07:39,256
We're never supposed to split up.

1052
01:07:39,289 --> 01:07:43,260
Come on. How many display
cases could there be?

1053
01:07:43,293 --> 01:07:47,798
You're touching me.
Yeah. Hang on a second.

1054
01:07:47,831 --> 01:07:50,367
Hannah doesn't know, does she?
She doesn't know what?

1055
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:52,736
That she's not real.

1056
01:07:55,906 --> 01:07:57,741
She thinks
she's a person, okay?

1057
01:07:57,774 --> 01:07:59,843
Not just some figment
of your imagination.

1058
01:07:59,876 --> 01:08:01,545
How could... How could you
lie to her?

1059
01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:02,879
I was trying to protect her!

1060
01:08:02,913 --> 01:08:05,849
Oh, yeah?
Well, good job with that.

1061
01:08:05,882 --> 01:08:07,818
This gift of mine is a curse.

1062
01:08:07,851 --> 01:08:11,521
You have no idea how lonely
it's been until Hannah.

1063
01:08:11,555 --> 01:08:13,824
She's different.

1064
01:08:13,857 --> 01:08:16,359
I wrote her in such a way
that she thinks she's real,

1065
01:08:16,393 --> 01:08:19,763
and she is real to me, Zach.

1066
01:08:22,466 --> 01:08:25,235
I don't expect you
to understand.

1067
01:08:26,770 --> 01:08:29,239
Actually, I do.

1068
01:08:32,843 --> 01:08:35,245
I'm afraid of losing her.

1069
01:08:37,881 --> 01:08:40,417
And the truth is,
I'm afraid of being alone.

1070
01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:42,686
I suppose I stopped connecting
with real people

1071
01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:44,855
when I was your age.

1072
01:08:47,724 --> 01:08:51,394
After my dad died,
I shut everyone out too.

1073
01:08:52,796 --> 01:08:56,466
Maybe we can both start over,

1074
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:58,869
if we're alive tomorrow.

1075
01:09:01,304 --> 01:09:04,975
There you are.
Are you okay?

1076
01:09:05,008 --> 01:09:08,411
You look like
you just saw a ghost.

1077
01:09:08,445 --> 01:09:11,748
Okay. Well, come on.
We found the typewriter.

1078
01:09:14,451 --> 01:09:18,388
Oh, my sweet darling,
I've missed you so much. Mwah.

1079
01:09:19,789 --> 01:09:21,458
All right, so start writing.

1080
01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:23,860
Yes, but what's the story?

1081
01:09:23,894 --> 01:09:26,663
What do you mean? Monsters lose,
good guys win, the end.

1082
01:09:26,696 --> 01:09:28,231
No, no, no.
It doesn't work

1083
01:09:28,265 --> 01:09:29,833
unless it's a real
Goosebumps story,

1084
01:09:29,866 --> 01:09:32,469
with twists and turns
and frights.

1085
01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:35,338
Not to mention some personal
growth for our hero.

1086
01:09:35,372 --> 01:09:36,740
What?

1087
01:09:36,773 --> 01:09:38,308
Go to the gym.
Warn everyone.

1088
01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:39,776
Tell them to barricade the school.

1089
01:09:39,809 --> 01:09:40,977
Where are you going?

1090
01:09:41,011 --> 01:09:42,646
To find someplace to write.

1091
01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:43,847
Slappy's going
to come for me.

1092
01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:45,482
I have a deadline, literally.

1093
01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:47,551
Now go.

1094
01:09:50,387 --> 01:09:51,955
Unbelievable.

1095
01:09:51,988 --> 01:09:53,690
♪ Off, off, off ♪

1096
01:09:53,723 --> 01:09:56,393
♪ Off with your head ♪

1097
01:09:56,426 --> 01:09:59,863
♪ Dance, dance
Till you're dead ♪

1098
01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:03,366
♪ Heads will roll
Heads will roll ♪

1099
01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:07,404
♪ Heads will roll
On the floor ♪

1100
01:10:07,437 --> 01:10:08,638
Excuse me.

1101
01:10:08,672 --> 01:10:10,840
Sorry. Coming through.

1102
01:10:10,874 --> 01:10:12,842
Come on. We gotta get
to the stage.

1103
01:10:15,412 --> 01:10:18,815
♪ Heads will roll
Heads will roll ♪

1104
01:10:18,848 --> 01:10:21,484
♪ Heads will roll
On the floor ♪

1105
01:10:24,387 --> 01:10:26,489
So this is what
a high-school dance is like.

1106
01:10:26,523 --> 01:10:30,794
Uh, yeah.
Usually the dancing's better.

1107
01:10:30,827 --> 01:10:32,329
But you get the idea.

1108
01:10:36,866 --> 01:10:38,635
That what they call dancing now?

1109
01:10:38,668 --> 01:10:41,037
I'm not sure.
Zach.

1110
01:10:41,071 --> 01:10:42,839
- Mom. Mom.
- Zach.

1111
01:10:42,872 --> 01:10:45,075
I was so worried. I couldn't
get hold of you or Lorraine.

1112
01:10:45,108 --> 01:10:47,077
I know. I know.
Mom, everyone here is in danger.

1113
01:10:47,110 --> 01:10:50,413
We have to barricade the school.
Oh, no, Zach. Not this again.

1114
01:10:50,447 --> 01:10:53,083
He's telling you the truth.
I'm Hannah. I live next door.

1115
01:10:53,116 --> 01:10:55,352
All right.

1116
01:10:55,385 --> 01:10:58,088
Okay, everyone,
listen up. Okay?

1117
01:10:58,121 --> 01:11:00,690
Okay. Everybody,
you gotta listen up...

1118
01:11:00,724 --> 01:11:02,859
Champ, get down.
I have something to say.

1119
01:11:02,892 --> 01:11:05,562
Uh... wow.

1120
01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:07,697
Okay, um...

1121
01:11:07,731 --> 01:11:09,566
Uh, okay, uh...

1122
01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:11,468
Listen to my best friend Zach.

1123
01:11:11,501 --> 01:11:13,670
Just... Just tell them.
Thanks, Champ.

1124
01:11:13,703 --> 01:11:15,805
Yeah.
Yeah. All right. Um...

1125
01:11:17,974 --> 01:11:19,709
This is going
to sound insane,

1126
01:11:19,743 --> 01:11:23,613
but monsters
have invaded Madison.

1127
01:11:25,615 --> 01:11:26,750
Guys, it's the truth. Okay?

1128
01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:28,618
He's telling the truth. It's...

1129
01:11:28,652 --> 01:11:30,387
He's not making this up.

1130
01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:32,422
They've blocked every road
out of town,

1131
01:11:32,455 --> 01:11:34,524
they've torn down
the cell towers,

1132
01:11:34,557 --> 01:11:38,795
and we've been cut off
from the rest of the world.

1133
01:11:38,828 --> 01:11:40,930
And they could be coming for us
any second,

1134
01:11:40,964 --> 01:11:42,532
so we need to work to...

1135
01:11:42,565 --> 01:11:44,601
Aah! He's right.

1136
01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:48,905
It's the Boogeyman.
And he's picking his nose.

1137
01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:56,846
- I'm not making...
- Aah!

1138
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:58,481
There's a giant bug,

1139
01:11:58,515 --> 01:12:00,417
and it's eating
everybody's cars!

1140
01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:03,153
Uh, it's getting old, dude.
No, seriously!

1141
01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:12,762
They're here.

1142
01:12:12,796 --> 01:12:14,864
Whoa.

1143
01:12:17,701 --> 01:12:19,169
Ha, ha!

1144
01:12:19,202 --> 01:12:21,905
Now, this is a real
homecoming.

1145
01:12:33,483 --> 01:12:35,819
All right. Everyone, everyone,
everyone calm down. Okay?

1146
01:12:35,852 --> 01:12:39,956
I know... I know what to do,
but I can't do it by myself.

1147
01:12:39,989 --> 01:12:41,524
Take this.

1148
01:12:41,558 --> 01:12:44,561
Invite the rest of our friends
to the party.

1149
01:12:50,166 --> 01:12:52,936
Look. Those things out there,

1150
01:12:52,969 --> 01:12:54,938
they're R.L. Stine's monsters.

1151
01:12:54,971 --> 01:12:56,539
He's here, and he can fix this,

1152
01:12:56,573 --> 01:12:58,541
but we need to buy him
time to write.

1153
01:12:58,575 --> 01:13:00,944
And don't worry,
he's a very quick writer.

1154
01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:05,515
The night was cold.

1155
01:13:07,117 --> 01:13:08,985
Cold was the night.

1156
01:13:19,963 --> 01:13:22,031
Come close. Don't be shy.

1157
01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:25,935
You don't wanna
miss the show.

1158
01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:31,975
All right, everyone.
These are all the exits.

1159
01:13:32,008 --> 01:13:33,943
Find anything you can
to barricade the doors,

1160
01:13:33,977 --> 01:13:35,678
because we cannot let
the monsters inside.

1161
01:13:35,712 --> 01:13:37,547
Come on, guys.
We don't have a lot of time.

1162
01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:39,149
Stack them up there.
Stack them up.

1163
01:13:39,182 --> 01:13:41,851
Come on, quickly.
Quickly. Yes.

1164
01:13:48,892 --> 01:13:51,761
All my friends in one place.

1165
01:13:51,795 --> 01:13:53,897
I've never been so happy.

1166
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,266
I don't want
this day to end.

1167
01:13:56,299 --> 01:13:59,169
And it doesn't have to...

1168
01:13:59,202 --> 01:14:03,206
as long as we get rid of Stine.

1169
01:14:03,239 --> 01:14:04,207
Charge!

1170
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:06,643
Woo-hoo!

1171
01:14:34,170 --> 01:14:37,674
Go, go, go!
It's not gonna hold! Go!

1172
01:14:37,707 --> 01:14:39,275
Go, go, go!

1173
01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:46,916
We come in peace.

1174
01:14:46,950 --> 01:14:49,219
We come in peace.

1175
01:14:58,595 --> 01:15:01,564
We should be helping.
We should be leaving.

1176
01:15:04,801 --> 01:15:07,136
Uh... whoa.

1177
01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:09,038
What? What?

1178
01:15:09,072 --> 01:15:10,807
Where are you going?

1179
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:13,109
We are so... through.

1180
01:15:18,882 --> 01:15:21,751
Please, no. Please.

1181
01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:25,021
No, please.

1182
01:15:48,111 --> 01:15:50,346
Oh, my God.
How'd you do that?

1183
01:15:50,380 --> 01:15:52,348
Oh, um...

1184
01:15:52,382 --> 01:15:54,617
Silver fillings.
I have a ton of cavities.

1185
01:15:54,651 --> 01:15:57,120
When I was 10, I didn't brush
my teeth for a whole year.

1186
01:15:59,956 --> 01:16:01,958
Ugh, werewolf hair. Oh.

1187
01:16:05,128 --> 01:16:06,963
You saved my life, Chump.

1188
01:16:06,996 --> 01:16:08,831
It's actually "Champ."

1189
01:16:18,207 --> 01:16:20,376
I was just gonna say
"hug me again,"

1190
01:16:20,410 --> 01:16:23,146
but yeah, yeah,
that works too.

1191
01:16:31,821 --> 01:16:34,157
We can't keep this up.
There's too many.

1192
01:16:34,190 --> 01:16:36,225
We have to get to Stine.

1193
01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:37,994
- Let's go.
- Okay.

1194
01:16:38,027 --> 01:16:40,897
All the monsters
had converged.

1195
01:16:40,930 --> 01:16:43,766
The vicious vampire bats,

1196
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:46,002
the praying mantis,

1197
01:16:46,035 --> 01:16:47,670
the haunted mask...

1198
01:16:47,704 --> 01:16:49,706
Forgetting somebody?

1199
01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:50,873
Slappy.

1200
01:16:52,175 --> 01:16:53,443
How did you find me?

1201
01:16:55,311 --> 01:16:57,747
I know you.
I created you.

1202
01:16:57,780 --> 01:16:59,949
Or is it the other way around?

1203
01:16:59,983 --> 01:17:02,151
I always forget.
We're so similar.

1204
01:17:03,486 --> 01:17:04,887
Slappy?

1205
01:17:04,921 --> 01:17:07,190
Slappy?

1206
01:17:07,223 --> 01:17:08,891
Slappy?

1207
01:17:08,925 --> 01:17:10,793
- Slappy?
- Hi.

1208
01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,264
"Everyone in the high school

1209
01:17:15,298 --> 01:17:19,168
joined forces to defeat
Slappy and his monsters."

1210
01:17:19,202 --> 01:17:23,406
Hmm. But Slappy
had other ideas.

1211
01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:24,407
No.

1212
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:29,178
Dad!

1213
01:17:31,881 --> 01:17:33,349
Are you okay?

1214
01:17:33,383 --> 01:17:34,951
That dumb dummy
broke my fingers.

1215
01:17:34,984 --> 01:17:37,020
I was almost finished.
Only one or two pages left.

1216
01:17:37,053 --> 01:17:39,489
Well, forget two pages.
Write two words: "the end."

1217
01:17:39,522 --> 01:17:41,357
It doesn't work like that.

1218
01:17:41,391 --> 01:17:43,459
School-wide announcement:

1219
01:17:43,493 --> 01:17:45,161
Monsters have overwhelmed
Madison High.

1220
01:17:45,194 --> 01:17:47,897
Retreat in an orderly fashion
to the storage room.

1221
01:17:47,930 --> 01:17:50,933
I repeat, retreat in an orderly
fashion to the storage room.

1222
01:17:55,471 --> 01:17:57,974
We'll figure this out later, all right?

1223
01:17:58,007 --> 01:17:59,475
Let's go.
Follow me.

1224
01:18:00,810 --> 01:18:02,712
Come on, go!

1225
01:18:09,152 --> 01:18:12,188
Aah!
Hannah. No.

1226
01:18:18,294 --> 01:18:20,463
Close it. Close it.

1227
01:18:35,411 --> 01:18:38,047
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Yeah. Thanks.

1228
01:18:38,081 --> 01:18:39,315
Come with me.

1229
01:18:39,348 --> 01:18:41,918
Wait. Wait, she's a...

1230
01:18:41,951 --> 01:18:43,419
Yes, and I don't care.

1231
01:19:02,438 --> 01:19:04,574
All right. Come on, come on,
come on. Go, go, go.

1232
01:19:04,607 --> 01:19:06,876
Shut it! Go!

1233
01:19:06,909 --> 01:19:09,979
Get that door! Get it! Get it!

1234
01:19:10,012 --> 01:19:11,180
Oh, God.

1235
01:19:11,214 --> 01:19:12,915
Oh, God.

1236
01:19:12,949 --> 01:19:15,118
Wait. Mom, Mom, Mom.
You okay?

1237
01:19:15,151 --> 01:19:17,320
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

1238
01:19:17,353 --> 01:19:18,855
What do we do?
They'll get through.

1239
01:19:18,888 --> 01:19:20,323
I don't know. I don't know.

1240
01:19:20,356 --> 01:19:22,091
Slappy wants me.

1241
01:19:22,125 --> 01:19:23,926
That's who he's after.

1242
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:26,195
Listen to me, if I can lure them
away in one of those buses,

1243
01:19:26,229 --> 01:19:28,498
I know that they'll follow me
and you'll all be safe.

1244
01:19:28,531 --> 01:19:30,933
I'm coming with you.
No, I need to do this alone.

1245
01:19:30,967 --> 01:19:33,202
I've been running away
from people my whole life.

1246
01:19:33,236 --> 01:19:34,476
I was so angry
at the real world

1247
01:19:34,504 --> 01:19:36,939
that I created
these terrible monsters.

1248
01:19:36,973 --> 01:19:38,474
Hold that door down.

1249
01:19:38,508 --> 01:19:40,076
But I'm not mad anymore.

1250
01:19:40,109 --> 01:19:43,079
It's my fault, not this town's.
Not yours.

1251
01:19:43,112 --> 01:19:45,848
There's gotta be another way.
Hannah, sweetheart,

1252
01:19:45,882 --> 01:19:48,518
it's time for me
to face my demons.

1253
01:19:48,551 --> 01:19:50,319
I believe in you.
Shut up!

1254
01:19:50,353 --> 01:19:53,389
I'm sorry.
I mean, shut up.

1255
01:19:58,461 --> 01:20:01,330
I have an idea.

1256
01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:17,446
Oh, Papa.

1257
01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:20,316
There's no escaping from us.

1258
01:20:22,218 --> 01:20:24,387
Bring him to me.

1259
01:21:25,381 --> 01:21:26,983
Did it work?

1260
01:21:28,751 --> 01:21:30,186
Not yet.

1261
01:21:30,219 --> 01:21:32,154
Come on. Come on, work.

1262
01:21:32,188 --> 01:21:33,422
Come on, come on.

1263
01:21:40,162 --> 01:21:41,564
Uh-oh.

1264
01:21:47,203 --> 01:21:49,305
Yes!

1265
01:21:49,338 --> 01:21:50,473
High five.

1266
01:21:50,506 --> 01:21:52,975
Oh, boy. Bad idea.
Sorry.

1267
01:21:55,244 --> 01:21:57,513
Yes. It worked.

1268
01:21:57,546 --> 01:21:59,348
Oh, be careful, Zach.

1269
01:22:00,549 --> 01:22:02,218
We're gonna get through this.

1270
01:22:02,251 --> 01:22:03,386
Not a good time.

1271
01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:05,454
Okay.

1272
01:22:09,558 --> 01:22:12,061
Okay. Go.

1273
01:22:13,796 --> 01:22:16,699
Okay, it was clear there
was only one place left to hide.

1274
01:22:16,732 --> 01:22:19,235
I can't type while walking.
Then commit it to memory.

1275
01:22:19,268 --> 01:22:22,104
There was one place to hide.
It was the, uh, arcade gallery.

1276
01:22:22,138 --> 01:22:23,439
There is no arcade gallery.

1277
01:22:23,472 --> 01:22:26,575
Okay. That was, in fact,
the funhouse!

1278
01:22:26,609 --> 01:22:29,612
Wait, guys. Why don't we just
sit at one of these tables?

1279
01:22:29,645 --> 01:22:32,181
Come on. Guys!

1280
01:22:41,290 --> 01:22:43,159
Follow the scent.

1281
01:22:43,192 --> 01:22:45,728
Lead me to Stine.

1282
01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:02,645
Stine's ingenious plan
worked to perfection.

1283
01:23:02,678 --> 01:23:04,647
The funhouse was terrifying.

1284
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:06,615
Not so much for Stine
as it was for the others.

1285
01:23:06,649 --> 01:23:09,085
But it offered refuge from
the real terrors

1286
01:23:09,118 --> 01:23:10,286
that lurked outside.

1287
01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:12,421
You wish.

1288
01:23:12,455 --> 01:23:15,791
He found us.
Quickly, follow me.

1289
01:23:15,825 --> 01:23:21,130
Papa, you left
without saying goodbye.

1290
01:23:21,163 --> 01:23:22,698
Trying to hide from me?

1291
01:23:22,732 --> 01:23:25,167
That's like hiding
from yourself.

1292
01:23:25,201 --> 01:23:29,438
I was your best friend,
and you turned your back on me.

1293
01:23:29,472 --> 01:23:34,176
Locked me up, imprisoned me
in the pages of a book.

1294
01:23:34,210 --> 01:23:38,714
You stuck me on a shelf
for years and years.

1295
01:23:38,748 --> 01:23:41,317
The key was right there.

1296
01:23:41,350 --> 01:23:43,219
And you never used it.

1297
01:23:43,252 --> 01:23:46,522
You're not real, Slappy.
I created you.

1298
01:23:46,555 --> 01:23:49,392
I can write you out.

1299
01:23:49,425 --> 01:23:53,195
I've been saving this monster
just for you.

1300
01:23:53,229 --> 01:23:56,732
Say hello to my gelatinous friend.
Run!

1301
01:23:59,902 --> 01:24:04,206
It's The Blob That Ate Everyone.
Don't let it touch you.

1302
01:24:06,776 --> 01:24:09,145
We need to get to higher ground.

1303
01:24:09,178 --> 01:24:10,713
The Ferris wheel.

1304
01:24:14,784 --> 01:24:17,219
Zach, you go on ahead.
I'll hold it off.

1305
01:24:17,253 --> 01:24:18,354
You finish the book.

1306
01:24:18,387 --> 01:24:20,322
What? What do I write?

1307
01:24:20,356 --> 01:24:22,892
What's the end?
The story I've been writing.

1308
01:24:22,925 --> 01:24:26,362
It's what's happening right now.
You can do this. End it.

1309
01:24:26,395 --> 01:24:28,597
Wait.

1310
01:24:47,216 --> 01:24:50,352
Dad!

1311
01:24:51,921 --> 01:24:53,923
Hannah, he's gonna be okay, all right?

1312
01:24:53,956 --> 01:24:55,491
We have to finish the book.

1313
01:24:55,524 --> 01:24:57,593
Okay.

1314
01:25:04,733 --> 01:25:08,137
Not so fun, is it?

1315
01:25:11,507 --> 01:25:12,641
Here we go.

1316
01:25:12,675 --> 01:25:14,543
Okay.

1317
01:25:15,845 --> 01:25:17,546
How do you like it, Papa?

1318
01:25:17,580 --> 01:25:22,251
The world is just outside
your grasp, but you can't move.

1319
01:25:22,284 --> 01:25:24,320
You're trapped.

1320
01:25:24,353 --> 01:25:28,557
That's what it felt like
to be locked inside your books.

1321
01:25:28,591 --> 01:25:32,661
Wait. The book.
Where is it?

1322
01:25:36,599 --> 01:25:39,368
As the monsters converged,

1323
01:25:39,401 --> 01:25:40,870
Zach closed his eyes,

1324
01:25:40,903 --> 01:25:42,705
and the monsters
were swallowed

1325
01:25:42,738 --> 01:25:44,840
back into the world
of paper and ink.

1326
01:25:44,874 --> 01:25:46,809
Can you type any faster?
This is my first time

1327
01:25:46,842 --> 01:25:48,444
using a typewriter.
Keep going.

1328
01:25:52,848 --> 01:25:56,218
Eureka, eureka, 23-69...

1329
01:25:58,387 --> 01:26:00,256
They're coming.
What are we gonna do?

1330
01:26:00,289 --> 01:26:01,790
Finish it, Zach.

1331
01:26:01,824 --> 01:26:03,325
One by one,

1332
01:26:03,359 --> 01:26:05,461
the monsters disappeared

1333
01:26:05,494 --> 01:26:07,663
back into the book,

1334
01:26:07,696 --> 01:26:09,665
never to be seen...

1335
01:26:12,368 --> 01:26:14,904
...again. The end.

1336
01:26:14,937 --> 01:26:16,872
Here.
What happens now?

1337
01:26:16,906 --> 01:26:18,707
We're about to find out.

1338
01:26:34,523 --> 01:26:37,359
We're all gonna die!

1339
01:26:40,062 --> 01:26:42,331
Just hold on!

1340
01:26:42,364 --> 01:26:44,466
Hold on tight!

1341
01:26:46,635 --> 01:26:49,772
Where's the seat belt
in this thing?

1342
01:27:03,819 --> 01:27:04,954
Let's go.

1343
01:27:04,987 --> 01:27:06,689
Right.

1344
01:27:08,724 --> 01:27:10,926
I'm okay. I'm okay.

1345
01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:13,929
Okay. Hurry up. All the monsters
will be here any second.

1346
01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:17,433
All the monsters.

1347
01:27:17,466 --> 01:27:19,034
Wait. What are you waiting for?

1348
01:27:19,068 --> 01:27:21,870
Come on, open the book.

1349
01:27:21,904 --> 01:27:24,873
Hannah, there's something
that you need to know,

1350
01:27:24,907 --> 01:27:26,809
and you're not gonna...
Open the book, Zach.

1351
01:27:26,842 --> 01:27:28,010
No, no. You don't
understand.

1352
01:27:28,043 --> 01:27:29,712
If we open the book,
that means...

1353
01:27:29,745 --> 01:27:33,048
It means I'll be stuck
on a shelf someplace forever.

1354
01:27:34,583 --> 01:27:35,818
You knew?

1355
01:27:35,851 --> 01:27:38,454
How many sweet sixteens
can one girl have?

1356
01:27:40,022 --> 01:27:42,891
Zach, it's time to move on.

1357
01:27:42,925 --> 01:27:46,662
Now open the book, scaredy-cat.

1358
01:27:49,098 --> 01:27:51,767
No.

1359
01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:54,069
Okay. Then I'll open it.
Wait, no. Hannah!

1360
01:28:06,749 --> 01:28:08,851
Wait, Hannah.
I've got you.

1361
01:28:51,927 --> 01:28:53,996
Maybe if I hold on to you
tight enough...

1362
01:28:54,029 --> 01:28:56,498
You have to let go, Zach.

1363
01:29:11,780 --> 01:29:13,382
Whoa!

1364
01:29:24,660 --> 01:29:26,795
Slappy's not happy!

1365
01:29:26,829 --> 01:29:28,831
Neither is Stine!

1366
01:29:28,864 --> 01:29:31,900
Stupid dummy!

1367
01:29:33,635 --> 01:29:36,038
See you in your dreams!

1368
01:29:41,510 --> 01:29:42,911
You'll be okay.

1369
01:29:42,945 --> 01:29:45,214
I'll always be
in your imagination,

1370
01:29:45,247 --> 01:29:47,182
which is really
where I belong.

1371
01:29:47,216 --> 01:29:50,686
I'm just sad we never
got to share a dance.

1372
01:29:59,261 --> 01:30:00,662
Wait.

1373
01:31:10,933 --> 01:31:13,135
Yeah. One more coat,
we should be good.

1374
01:31:13,168 --> 01:31:16,238
Let's go,
ladies and gentlemen.

1375
01:31:16,271 --> 01:31:19,975
Welcome back to class, guys.
All right. Welcome back.

1376
01:31:20,008 --> 01:31:23,212
Hey. Watch it.

1377
01:31:23,245 --> 01:31:25,614
Back to business. Let's go.

1378
01:31:40,729 --> 01:31:43,532
Okay. I'll give you
a 60-second head start.

1379
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:48,770
It's okay, Mom.
Let's go in together.

1380
01:31:54,676 --> 01:31:55,978
So mature.

1381
01:31:56,011 --> 01:31:57,346
You love it.

1382
01:31:57,379 --> 01:31:59,047
Maybe after fourth period.

1383
01:31:59,081 --> 01:32:00,749
Oh, okay.
That would be great.

1384
01:32:12,127 --> 01:32:14,296
You okay? You breathing?
You're gonna be great.

1385
01:32:14,329 --> 01:32:16,965
Okay? You look great.
You smell great.

1386
01:32:16,999 --> 01:32:18,367
My God, what is that?

1387
01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:22,170
I rub myself in cilantro
every morning.

1388
01:32:22,204 --> 01:32:23,972
Of course you do,
my sexy little salsa.

1389
01:32:24,006 --> 01:32:25,207
Go on.

1390
01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:26,708
Okay. I'm off to work.

1391
01:32:26,742 --> 01:32:28,844
Oh, what did I have for you?

1392
01:32:28,877 --> 01:32:30,879
There it is.

1393
01:32:30,913 --> 01:32:34,116
Oh. Oh. Went too far.
Got it.

1394
01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:48,997
Hello. Ahem.

1395
01:32:49,031 --> 01:32:51,700
My name is Mr. R. L. Stine,

1396
01:32:51,733 --> 01:32:54,269
and I will be your new
English teacher,

1397
01:32:54,303 --> 01:32:56,705
because Mr. Boyd is still
recuperating from injuries

1398
01:32:56,738 --> 01:33:01,877
sustained in a mutant-insect attack.

1399
01:33:01,910 --> 01:33:04,279
Now...

1400
01:33:05,781 --> 01:33:07,716
every story ever told

1401
01:33:07,749 --> 01:33:12,087
can be broken down
into three distinct parts.

1402
01:33:12,120 --> 01:33:14,022
The beginning,

1403
01:33:14,056 --> 01:33:16,858
the middle

1404
01:33:16,892 --> 01:33:18,026
and the twist.

1405
01:33:20,195 --> 01:33:22,664
Hello, Mr. Stine.
Hello, Mr. Black.

1406
01:33:23,799 --> 01:33:24,900
Uh, who was that?

1407
01:33:24,933 --> 01:33:27,202
He's the new drama teacher.

1408
01:33:30,339 --> 01:33:33,408
- Can I ask you something?
- Of course.

1409
01:33:36,044 --> 01:33:37,312
Do you miss her?

1410
01:33:37,346 --> 01:33:39,748
Not a day goes by
that I don't think of her.

1411
01:33:39,781 --> 01:33:42,751
But she'll always
be in here...

1412
01:33:42,784 --> 01:33:45,187
and in there.

1413
01:33:45,220 --> 01:33:47,789
And right here...

1414
01:33:47,823 --> 01:33:49,458
and in here.

1415
01:33:49,491 --> 01:33:51,660
And also right over there.

1416
01:33:59,835 --> 01:34:03,772
I may have written
one more book.

1417
01:34:12,514 --> 01:34:13,849
Hannah.

1418
01:34:17,252 --> 01:34:19,221
You're... You're real.

1419
01:34:19,254 --> 01:34:20,355
You came back.

1420
01:34:20,389 --> 01:34:22,357
I had to.
You owe me a dance.

1421
01:34:30,132 --> 01:34:32,734
Come on, let's go.

1422
01:35:11,907 --> 01:35:14,109
You forgot about me.

1423
01:43:12,453 --> 01:43:59,620
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