1 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:46,645 ¶ ¶ 2 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:24,209 ¶ ¶ 3 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:37,422 - WELCOME BACK, FELIX. 4 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:38,891 - IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK, GARY. 5 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:40,626 - IT SAYS HERE THAT YOU'VE HAD TWO SUSPENSIONS 6 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,461 IN THE LAST SEMESTER. 7 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:44,830 - OH, THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT. I THOUGHT THAT WAS THREE. 8 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:45,898 - TWO, FELIX. 9 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:47,766 TWO SUSPENSIONS. 10 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,434 THE FIRST WAS IN SEPTEMBER 11 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:51,603 FOR REWIRING THE CHEERLEADERS FUND-RAISER MONEY 12 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,705 TO A KOALA BEAR SANCTUARY. 13 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,910 - NOBLE CAUSE, DON'T YOU THINK? 14 00:02:57,912 --> 00:03:00,312 - I THINK YOU OWE AN APOLOGY TO A DOZEN CHEERLEADERS. 15 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:01,713 - I THINK THERE ARE TWO DOZEN KOALAS 16 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,415 THAT WOULD DISAGREE WITH THAT, GARY. 17 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,417 - AND THEN AGAIN, IN OCTOBER 18 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,486 FOR PROGRAMMING THE GYM SCOREBOARD 19 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:10,189 TO DISPLAY AN INDECENT PHOTO OF MRS. JENSEN. 20 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:14,526 - WHOO! 21 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,328 - I THINK I DID EVERYONE A FAVOR WITH THAT ONE. 22 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,363 - I'M NOT GONNA PLAY GAMES WITH YOU, FELIX. 23 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,831 TWO SUSPENSIONS IN A SINGLE SEMESTER 24 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,533 IS UNHEARD OF HERE AT EASTWOOD. 25 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,468 - MR. TRUMAN, I UNDERSTAND 26 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:25,938 I'M--I'M NOT WHAT YOU'D CONSIDER AN EXEMPLARY STUDENT. 27 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:27,839 BUT I BELIEVE I PLAY A PIVOTAL ROLE 28 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,341 IN THE OPERATIONS OF THIS SCHOOL. 29 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:31,677 IF I WASN'T HERE TO TEST THE RULES, 30 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:34,279 HOW WOULD THE OTHER STUDENTS EVEN KNOW THEY EXISTED? 31 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:36,682 - TODAY I WAS TOLD 32 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,717 THAT YOU HACKED THE VENDING MACHINES 33 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,452 TO GIVE OUT FREE GUM TO STUDENTS. 34 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:41,920 IS THAT TRUE? 35 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,655 - GUM? 36 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:45,857 - ARE YOU TRYING TO GET EXPELLED? 37 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:48,694 - AND DENY YOU THE PLEASURE OF MY COMPANY? 38 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:54,833 - I'M EXPELLING YOU, FELIX. 39 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,568 THAT'S IT. 40 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,804 - WAIT. SERIOUSLY? 41 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,806 - THAT WAS YOUR THIRD STRIKE. 42 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:04,243 - SO THAT MEANS I-I CAN'T COME TO CLASS ANYMORE? 43 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:07,412 - OH, YOU'LL NEVER SET FOOT IN THE SCHOOL AGAIN. 44 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:10,449 - GARY... 45 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,351 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU. 46 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:20,726 ¶ ¶ 47 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,461 INCREDIBLE. 48 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,463 I SPENT MY WHOLE SCHOOL CAREER TRYING TO DITCH CLASS, 49 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:27,466 AND THEY PUNISH ME BY GIVING ME AN EARLY RETIREMENT. 50 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:29,735 RIGHT NOW MR. TRUMAN IS ABOUT TO CALL MY MOM 51 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:30,836 TO LET HER KNOW ABOUT MY EXPULSION. 52 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:38,043 I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. 53 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:40,912 - OH! OH! 54 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,718 - ON AVERAGE, AN EASTWOOD HIGH FIRE DRILLS TAKE 11 MINUTES. 55 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,454 I ONLY NEED 10. 56 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:53,058 - YO, FELIX! 57 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,027 - DANNY BOY. WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? 58 00:04:55,029 --> 00:04:56,695 - YOU PULLED THE FIRE ALARM AGAIN? 59 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,563 - OF COURSE. DID I GET YOU OUT OF THAT TRIG TEST? 60 00:04:58,565 --> 00:04:59,965 - YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE TRIG TEST. 61 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,867 - TIMED IT PERFECTLY. - YEAH. 62 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:03,468 YO, I HEARD YOU GOT SUSPENDED. 63 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,304 - NOPE, EXPELLED. 64 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:06,672 - WHOA, WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS? - YEAH. 65 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,040 - DUDE, YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA KILL YOU. 66 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:10,742 - ONLY IF THEY FIND OUT, AND THEY WON'T. 67 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:13,312 - WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? - WE'LL TALK SOON. 68 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:15,747 I GOT A TAKE AN IMPORTANT CALL IN EIGHT AND A HALF MINUTES. 69 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:18,350 - YOU'RE INSANE! 70 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:29,861 - I PROGRAMMED MY MOM'S PHONE 71 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:31,863 TO FORWARD HER CALLS TO MY SKYPE ACCOUNT. 72 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,965 WHEN MR. TRUMAN CALLS, I'LL JUST-- 73 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,337 EXCUSE ME. I GOT TO TAKE THIS. 74 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,475 HELLO? 75 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,043 EXPELLED? 76 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,812 - EXPELLED, MRS. O'NEIL. 77 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,747 WE HAVE A THREE-STRIKE POLICY HERE AT EASTWOOD, 78 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,716 AND THAT WAS HIS THIRD STRIKE. 79 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:53,485 - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH HIM? 80 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:55,053 - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH HIM? 81 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,688 - WHO, ME? 82 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,056 - NO, NOT YOU. 83 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,691 BEN. 84 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,560 - WHAT HAPPENED? I THOUGHT HE WAS IMPROVING. 85 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:03,562 - HIS GRADES ARE GETTING WORSE. 86 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:06,665 - LAST YEAR, MY BROTHER, BEN, FORGED A REPORT CARD. 87 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,367 WHEN MY PARENTS FOUND OUT, THEY SENT HIM 88 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:10,535 TO THE MOUNTAIN DISCIPLINARY ACADEMY. 89 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,671 LOCATED IN THE FOOT HILLS OF MONTANA, 90 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,840 IT'S MORE OF A JAIL THAN A SCHOOL. 91 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,475 THERE'S BAR ON WINDOWS, 92 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:17,943 WARDENS INSTEAD OF TEACHERS. 93 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:21,680 I HEARD IT SMELLS LIKE BUTTHOLE. 94 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:24,716 - HE GOT A 1.7 GPA. 95 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,885 UNBELIEVABLE. 96 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,154 - WHAT ABOUT YOU, FELIX? HOW ARE THINGS AT SCHOOL? 97 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:31,623 - THINGS ARE GREAT. I ACED MY TRIG TEST. 98 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:32,724 - THERE YOU GO. 99 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,559 - WOW. GREAT JOB, KIDDO. 100 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,428 - YEP. STUDIED FOR IT ALL WEEK. 101 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:38,096 - I LIKE TO HEAR THAT. - YES. 102 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:41,867 - DIANE SAYS THE REPORT CARDS ARE COMING OUT IN A FEW DAYS. 103 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:46,538 - MM, AND WHAT KIND OF GRADES CAN WE EXPECT TO SEE? 104 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,173 - LOTS OF "A"s. 105 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:51,643 - AW. 106 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:54,179 - LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA NEED A NEW REPORT CARD. 107 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:02,087 GETTING A DECENT REPORT CARD HERE AT EASTWOOD 108 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,822 IS PRETTY DIFFICULT... 109 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:06,425 SLIGHTLY MORE DIFFICULT WHEN YOU'VE BEEN EXPELLED. 110 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:07,659 THERE ARE ONLY SEVEN PEOPLE 111 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,528 WITH THE POWER TO PRINT A REPORT CARD. 112 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:11,630 JUST ONE OF THEM IS A STUDENT. 113 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,098 SHE'S MR. TRUMAN'S T.A. 114 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:16,568 SHE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE MY BITTER EX-GIRLFRIEND. 115 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:19,971 - SOMEONE'S COMING. 116 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:22,040 - I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO TALK TO YOU. 117 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,909 - YOU HAVEN'T HEARD WHAT I WANT TALK ABOUT. 118 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:26,745 - NOW WE'VE ALREADY TALKED MORE THAN I WANTED. 119 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:27,979 - I NEED A REPORT CARD. 120 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:30,615 - THEN I SUGGEST GOING BACK TO SCHOOL, 121 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,484 PREFERABLY SOMEWHERE FAR FROM HERE. 122 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,685 - OUCH. 123 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,487 OR YOU COULD JUST PRINT ONE FOR ME. 124 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:37,622 NO. 125 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:40,025 - UM, WEREN'T YOU EXPELLED? 126 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:42,494 - UM, YEAH. 127 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,196 - CAN YOU PLEASE GO? 128 00:07:44,198 --> 00:07:47,466 - ANY REASON YOU KEEP COVERING STACY'S ANTI-BULLYING POSTINGS? 129 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:49,901 - I WANT TO WIN. - I CAN HELP WITH THAT. 130 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:52,003 I DON'T THINK SO. 131 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,772 - OH, COME ON. 132 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,240 WE BOTH KNOW I CAN. 133 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,809 - VANESSA, DON'T. HE'S TROUBLE. 134 00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:00,679 - CAN YOU FINISH THIS FOR ME? 135 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:03,215 SURE. 136 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:05,784 - BYE. 137 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:11,656 - SO STACY'S FAVORED TO WIN THIS THING. 138 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,758 YEAH, I FIGURED. 139 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,060 - SO HOW DO I BEAT HER? 140 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:17,629 - OH, IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY SIMPLE. 141 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:19,097 JUST HAND OUT CUTE LITTLE MARSHMALLOWS 142 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,099 WITH YOUR NAME ON THEM. - DO I NEED TO SLAP YOU? 143 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,534 - HEY, GUYS? 144 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,135 COULD YOU POSSIBLY GET OFF THE STAIRS? 145 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,737 YOU'RE IN THE SHOT. 146 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,273 - IT BLOWS MY MIND THAT PEOPLE LIKE HER SO MUCH. 147 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,108 - HEY, HEY, COME OVER HERE. 148 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,177 I'LL INTERVIEW YOU FOR MY BULLYING SEGMENT. 149 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,079 - I WANT YOU TO END HER. 150 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,814 - THAT CAN BE ARRANGED. 151 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:37,249 CAN YOU GET ME MY REPORT CARD? 152 00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:39,684 - YES, I CAN GET YOU A REPORT CARD. 153 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,787 - GREAT. I'LL TAKE STRAIGHT "A"s, PLEASE. 154 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,823 - DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CLUE AS TO HOW MUCH WORK 155 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,725 GOES INTO GETTING STRAIGHT "A"s? 156 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,527 - MM...DON'T CARE. 157 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:49,928 I'LL TAKE STRAIGHT "A"s, PLEASE. 158 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:52,664 - DONE. WHAT'S THE PLAN? 159 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,666 - ALL IT TAKES IS A SINGLE TWEET. 160 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:55,967 - ROXY? 161 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,202 - ROXY. 162 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,671 MEET ROXY. 163 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:03,542 ROXY IS INFAMOUS FOR RUINING THE LIVES OF STUDENTS 164 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,010 WITH VICIOUS RUMORS. 165 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:08,179 I AM NO EXCEPTION. 166 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:11,216 "LEAVE IT TO FELIX O'NEIL TO CREEP ON THE GIRL'S BATHROOM 167 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,651 "THROUGH A HOLE ON THE CEILING. 168 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:15,720 #PEEPINGTOM." 169 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,123 IT ALL HAPPENED WHEN VANESSA AND I WERE DATING FRESHMAN YEAR. 170 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,559 AFTER SCHOOL, I TRIED TO BREAK INTO THE LIBRARY 171 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:23,728 TO BORROW A NEW P.C. 172 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,765 AAH! 173 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,135 THIS ISN'T THE BOYS' BATHROOM. 174 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:34,039 - A SINGLE TWEET CAUSED THE BITTER END 175 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:38,743 OF MY SWEET, SWEET RELATIONSHIP WITH VANESSA. 176 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:49,754 ¶ ¶ 177 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:57,062 DANNY! 178 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:59,264 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 179 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,366 - I NEED HELP WITH SOMETHING. 180 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,101 - SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, 181 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,803 WHERE THE HELL DID YOU JUST COME FROM? 182 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,037 - THE WINDOW. 183 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,974 - YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH, MAN. 184 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:11,076 OH! - I APOLOGIZE. 185 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:13,345 I NEED YOU TO HELP ME HACK INTO ROXY. 186 00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:15,246 - AND I NEED YOU TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH. 187 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,848 HOW'S THAT? COOL. 188 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,783 - IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE? 189 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,953 - UH, YEAH, THERE IS A PROBLEM. 190 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,655 I DON'T LIKE HACKING INTO THINGS 191 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:26,257 THAT CAN TWEET MY SOCIAL LIFE OUT OF EXISTENCE. 192 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,126 - NO. YEAH, YEAH, BUT THAT'S THE THING. 193 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:31,763 IF WE HAD ROXY'S PASSWORD, WE COULD CONTROL THE TWEETS. 194 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,132 - GO ON. 195 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:37,802 - WE COULD DELETE THEM OR... 196 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,171 POST THEM. 197 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:43,775 - WE CAN POST THEM? 198 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,344 I MEAN, I GUESS IT WOULDN'T HURT TO JUST GET THE PASSWORD. 199 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,780 - YES, EXACTLY! DO YOUR THING, MAN. 200 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:50,649 DO YOUR THING. 201 00:10:53,654 --> 00:11:01,660 ¶ ¶ 202 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:13,171 HOW'S IT COMING? 203 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:17,242 - YOU MAY WANT TO SIT DOWN FOR THIS. 204 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:21,212 PASSWORD ACQUIRED. 205 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,415 AND I ALSO FOUND ROXY'S I.P. ADDRESS. 206 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:25,183 - YOU GOT THE I.P. ADDRESS? HOW? 207 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,718 - WORKED A LITTLE BIT OF MY MAGIC 208 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,986 AND FOUND A BACK DOOR INTO TWITTER. 209 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,220 - ARE YOU KIDDING? - NOPE. 210 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,457 NEARLY POOPED MY PANTS FROM EXCITEMENT. 211 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,893 I KNOW ROXY'S TRUE IDENTITY. 212 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,194 - SHUT UP AND SHOW ME. 213 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,133 HOLY... 214 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,269 CRAP. 215 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:48,440 - I HEARD IT SAID THAT BULLYING CREATES BULLIES-- 216 00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:50,241 A VICIOUS CYCLE THAT WILL CONTINUE 217 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:53,011 UNTIL SOMEONE MAKES A STAND AGAINST IT. 218 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:56,081 I AM HERE TO MAKE THAT STAND. 219 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,816 WHEN YOU VOTE TODAY, 220 00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:01,286 REMEMBER I AM HERE TO MAKE EASTWOOD HIGH BULLY-FREE. 221 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,723 THANK YOU. THANK YOU, GUYS. 222 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,291 VOTE STACY. 223 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,226 - THESE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH. 224 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,728 - WE NEED TO EXPOSE HER. 225 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,730 - LET'S JUST BEAT HER TO DEATH. 226 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,364 - SHE'LL LOSE THE RACE IF SHE IS EXPOSED. 227 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,200 - SHE'LL LOSE THE RACE IF WE BEAT HER TO DEATH. 228 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,936 - VANESSA, WOULD YOU RELAX A LITTLE BIT? 229 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,004 - FINE. HOW DO WE EXPOSE HER? 230 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,273 - WITH THIS. 231 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,476 - WE PUT A VIDEO ON THERE WITH ALL OF THE INFORMATION 232 00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:26,878 LINKING STACY TO ROXY. 233 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,947 - WE'RE GONNA PATCH INTO THE SCHOOL'S TV SYSTEM. 234 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,182 THEN WE'RE GONNA BROADCAST IT LIVE TO THE ENTIRE SCHOOL 235 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,751 DURING THE VIDEO ANNOUNCEMENTS. 236 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,819 - EXCUSE ME. 237 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,488 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 238 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:38,089 - HI, GARY. 239 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,858 - WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET THROUGH TO YOU? 240 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,226 DO I NEED TO CALL THE POLICE? 241 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,094 - I DON'T THINK THAT'LL BE NECESSARY. 242 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,063 - WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO WITH THIS, HUH? 243 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,397 - UH, THAT'S JUST A SCHOOL PROJECT 244 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,799 THAT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON. 245 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,200 - YEAH, ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PRANKS? 246 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,970 - NO, I JUST-- - LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY. 247 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,105 IF I SEE YOU ON MY CAMPUS AGAIN, 248 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,406 I'LL HAVE YOU IN HANDCUFFS 249 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:58,443 IN FRONT OF ALL YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS. 250 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,012 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 251 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,219 ¶ ¶ 252 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,854 - SURE. - LEAVE... 253 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,856 NOW. 254 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,062 - WE NEED ANOTHER COPY OF THAT VIDEO BEFORE THE ANNOUNCEMENTS. 255 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,564 - IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 256 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,167 IT WOULD TAKE HOURS TO RUN HOME AND RENDER A NEW ONE. 257 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,501 THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH TIME. 258 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,970 - BUT THE STUDENT BODY VOTES TODAY. 259 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,205 - YEAH. 260 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,440 I THINK YOU'RE BONED. 261 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,176 - AND THAT SOLVES THE MYSTERY 262 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,944 OF OUR FAULTY FIRE-ALARM SYSTEM. 263 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:36,214 UP NEXT, AN ANTI-BULLYING SEGMENT FROM STACY RICHARDS. 264 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,216 - AT EASTWOOD HIGH THERE IS ONE BULLY 265 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,352 THAT HAS CAUSED MORE TORMENT THAN ANY OTHER--ROXY. 266 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,454 IF I'M ELECTED, I WILL STOP AT NOTHING 267 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,824 TO BRING ROXY TO JUSTICE. 268 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,826 - I CAN HELP WITH THAT. 269 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,994 GOOD MORNING, EASTWOOD HIGH. 270 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,363 IT IS MY GENUINE PLEASURE TO REVEAL THE TRUE IDENTITY 271 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,399 OF THE ANONYMOUS CYBER BULLY, KNOWN AS... 272 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,267 ROXY. 273 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,536 - HE MUST'VE PATCHED INTO THE SYSTEM. 274 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,305 BUT HOW DID HE GET ON TV? 275 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,106 - HE'S DOING IT LIVE. 276 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:05,243 - AND BASICALLY, I'M GONNA SCREW HER. 277 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,512 - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? - SHH. 278 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,348 - BEHIND ME IS ROXY'S I.P. ADDRESS, 279 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,217 WHICH I ACQUIRED BY A BRUTE-FORCE HACKING 280 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,852 OF THE TWITTER ACCOUNT. 281 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,486 IF STACY RICHARDS IS TRULY SEARCHING FOR ROXY, 282 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,589 SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO SEARCH VERY FAR. 283 00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:21,593 - HE'S IN THE CHEERLEADERS' CLOSET. 284 00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:24,429 - THIS IS STACY RICHARDS' I.P. ADDRESS-- 285 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,165 A PERFECT MATCH WITH THE ONE ASSOCIATED WITH... 286 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,466 ROXY! 287 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,274 - OPEN IT. 288 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,010 OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, COME ON! 289 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,383 OH! 290 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,655 - AAH! 291 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:04,903 ¶ ¶ 292 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,271 - SO HERE IT IS, FOLKS-- 293 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:09,307 STRAIGHT "A"s, COURTESY OF MY GIRL VANESSA. 294 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:15,513 - WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 295 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,548 ARE THOSE YOUR GRADES? 296 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,584 - UH... 297 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,186 NOPE, IT'S VANESSA'S DEATH CERTIFICATE. 298 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:23,488 - FELIX. 299 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,189 ARE THOSE YOUR GRADES? 300 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,992 - UH... 301 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:31,029 - FELIX! 302 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,330 HEY! 303 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:35,133 HEY, MISTER, YOU JUST DON'T TAKE OFF. 304 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,535 - I PROBABLY COULD'VE HANDLED THAT BETTER, 305 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,170 BUT ONE THING IS CERTAIN, 306 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,372 MY PARENTS MUST NEVER SEE THAT REPORT CARD, 307 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,974 FOR IF THEY DO, 308 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:46,210 THEY'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY CRAP THEIR PANTS. 309 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,349 - OH! 310 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,217 - MOST PARENTS WOULD CONSIDER DISOWNING YOU 311 00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:54,485 FOR AN "F" ON YOUR REPORT CARD. 312 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,487 SEVEN "F"s IS A DIFFERENT STORY. 313 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,990 THAT RIGHT THERE IS A DEATH SENTENCE. 314 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:10,535 WHAT IS THIS? 315 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,537 - IT'S YOUR REPORT CARD, SILLY. - FUNNY. 316 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,706 I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER ASKING FOR STRAIGHT "A"s. 317 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,507 THOSE APPEAR TO BE "F"s. 318 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,243 - HMM, LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT THE REPORT CARD YOU DESERVE. 319 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,045 - THIS IS WHAT I DESERVE FOR HELPING YOU? 320 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:22,747 - YOU'VE NEVER WORKED FOR ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE, 321 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:23,982 HAVE YOU, FELIX? 322 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,650 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 323 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,119 - YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO WALK OUT OF HERE IN THE TOP PERCENTILE 324 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,654 WITHOUT EVER APPLYING YOURSELF. 325 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,622 I'M NOT GONNA HELP YOU CHEAT YOUR WAY TO THE TOP. 326 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,291 - ARE YOU INSANE? 327 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,126 I HELPED YOU CHEAT YOUR WAY INTO THE PRESIDENCY. 328 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,761 - I EARNED THAT PRESIDENCY. 329 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,397 I'VE BEEN WORKING TOWARDS IT FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS. 330 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,399 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD I WORKED? 331 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,235 - I'M GONNA GIVE YOU FIVE MINUTES TO FIX MY REPORT CARD. 332 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,139 FIX IT! - OR WHAT? 333 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,574 WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IF I DON'T? 334 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,743 - USE YOUR IMAGINATION. 335 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,711 - TWO MINUTES TO CURTAIN. 336 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,115 - SO HOW DO YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS? 337 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,550 - EXCUSE ME. I HAVE A PLAY TO STAR IN, 338 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,419 BUT GOOD LUCK WITH THE REPORT CARD. 339 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,188 I'M SURE YOUR PARENTS WILL BE REALLY PROUD. 340 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,029 - ANYONE CAN BE A JERK, 341 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,664 BUT VANESSA MAKES IT IN ART FORM. 342 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,333 SHE'S A RARE BREED, 343 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,168 AN INNOVATOR. 344 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,571 THAT STRAIGHT-F REPORT CARD WAS HER CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT. 345 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:28,546 ¶ ¶ 346 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:33,484 - ¶ I CLOSE MY EYES ¶ 347 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:37,188 ¶ I SURRENDER ¶ 348 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,491 ¶ TO YOU ¶ 349 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:45,563 ¶ I LIE AWAKE THESE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS ¶ 350 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:51,636 ¶ YOU WALKED AWAY AND TOOK MY LIFE ¶ 351 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,075 GET OFF THE STAGE. 352 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,476 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 353 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,779 - ¶ YOU BETRAYED ME ¶ 354 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:05,450 ¶ YOU BETRAYED ME ¶ 355 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:08,219 - ¶ ALL I WANTED ¶ 356 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:11,622 ¶ WAS ONE LAST KISS ¶ 357 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,559 - ¶ YOU GOT IT, BABY ¶ 358 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:17,695 ¶ KISS THIS BOOTY ¶ 359 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,430 - ¶ OH ¶ 360 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:24,168 ¶ WHAT DOES YOUR HEART TELL YOU? ¶ 361 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,570 - IT'S HIM. - ¶ MY HEART TELLS ME ¶ 362 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:30,308 ¶ THAT YOU'RE A TRAITOROUS BUTT-MUNCH ¶ 363 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,844 - TAKE OFF THE MASK! 364 00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:36,848 - ¶ THE MASK STAYS ON ¶ 365 00:18:53,733 --> 00:19:00,204 ¶ ¶ 366 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:11,215 ¶ ¶ 367 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,324 HEY, GUYS. 368 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,526 - WHERE WERE YOU? 369 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,427 - I WAS AT SCHOOL. - "AT SCHOOL"? 370 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:24,629 WHY? 371 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:25,930 - WHAT'S GOING ON, FELIX? 372 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,732 - I WAS... 373 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,468 GONNA EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU. 374 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,605 - WHAT IS THIS? 375 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,874 - THE SCHOOL PLAY-- I'M IN IT. 376 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,578 - YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT A SCHOOL PLAY. 377 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,946 - YEAH, THE PREMIERE WAS TONIGHT, 378 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:45,249 AND I TOTALLY FORGOT. 379 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,185 - AND... 380 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:50,354 THAT'S WHY YOU RAN OFF LIKE YOU DID BEFORE? 381 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,256 - THAT IS CORRECT. 382 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,258 - SO... 383 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:57,762 WHAT CHARACTER WERE YOU PLAYING? 384 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,865 - THE CLOWN... 385 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,333 WIZARD. 386 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,769 - "THE CLOWN WIZARD"? 387 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,571 - YEAH, PEOPLE LOVE ME. 388 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,508 - "MUSICAL"? 389 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,376 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING. 390 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,844 - YEAH, I DO. 391 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,847 I DO SING A LITTLE. - YEAH, WELL... 392 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:21,319 SING US SOMETHING. SING US SOMETHING FROM THE PLAY. 393 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,921 - WELL, I-I DON'T-- I DON'T--I CAN'T-- 394 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,224 - YEAH, THIS JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 395 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,526 - ¶ I AM THE WIZARD ¶ 396 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:33,331 ¶ A CLOWN WIZARD ¶ 397 00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,509 - HEY, HONEY. - GOOD MORNING, MOM. 398 00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,745 - LISTEN... 399 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,716 IT WAS UNFAIR OF ME TO BE LIKE THAT LAST NIGHT. 400 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,551 I'M SORRY. - IT'S COOL, MOM. 401 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,854 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I UNDERSTAND. 402 00:20:56,856 --> 00:21:01,025 - I AM JUST ANXIOUS TO SEE YOUR GRADES, THAT'S ALL. 403 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,994 - THERE'S REALLY NOTHING TO BE ANXIOUS ABOUT. 404 00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:04,829 THEY JUST HAVEN'T SENT THEM OUT YET. 405 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:07,431 - MAYBE YOURS WERE SENT TO THE WRONG ADDRESS. 406 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,400 - POSSIBLY. 407 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,502 - I SHOULD TALK TO SOMEONE OVER THERE. 408 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,870 - NO. - I'LL TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL. 409 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,338 - NO, IT'S FINE. I'LL JUST RIDE MY BIKE. 410 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,606 - ARE YOU SURE? - YEP. 411 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,409 I NEED THE EXERCISE ANYWAYS. 412 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:22,280 - HAVE A GOOD DAY. - WILL DO, DADDY-O. 413 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,649 - AND DON'T BE LATE. - IMPOSSIBLE! 414 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:35,660 ¶ ¶ 415 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,623 EVER HAD A SNOW DAY? 416 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,391 PRETTY COOL, RIGHT? 417 00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:08,592 YOU GET THE WHOLE DAY OFF 418 00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:11,662 BECAUSE OF SOME WRETCHED WEATHER. 419 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:15,032 BEING EXPELLED IS KIND OF LIKE THAT... 420 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,105 EXCEPT THE WEATHER'S AWESOME. 421 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,910 YOUR LIFE IS A NEVER-ENDING SERIES 422 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:29,914 OF MISSED OPPORTUNITIES. 423 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:34,852 AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT, YOU ARE COMPLETELY SURROUNDED BY THEM. 424 00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,923 YOU JUST GOT TO KNOW WHERE TO LOOK. 425 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:46,997 THIS ROOM, FOR EXAMPLE-- 426 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:48,799 WHAT DO YOU SEE? 427 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,067 ANYTHING? 428 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,536 TIME'S UP. 429 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,505 HERE'S WHAT YOU MIGHT'VE MISSED-- 430 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:57,641 $4.67 UNDER THE COUCH CUSHION... 431 00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,712 DECORATIVE BOOMERANG BOUGHT BY MY DAD, 432 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,981 NEVER BEEN THROWN A SINGLE TIME-- 433 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,850 SHAME. 434 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,685 YOU THINK THIS IS JUST FOR BLOWING LEAVES? 435 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,522 THINK AGAIN! 436 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:20,398 OPPORTUNITIES-- THEY'RE ALL AROUND YOU... 437 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,401 UNLESS YOU'RE IN HISTORY CLASS. 438 00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,617 ¶ ¶ 439 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:00,838 HEY, THERE. - HI. 440 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,640 NICE ROBE. 441 00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,642 - THANK YOU. 442 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,577 IT'S, UH, $18.50. 443 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,546 - ONE SECOND. 444 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:10,881 UM... 445 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:12,650 - YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. 446 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:13,851 DO YOU GO TO EASTWOOD? 447 00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,553 - YEAH, I USED TO... 448 00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:17,054 TILL I GOT EXPELLED. 449 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:19,590 - THAT'S RIGHT-- FOR THE PRANKS. 450 00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:21,759 I LIKED YOUR WORK WITH THE KOALA BEARS. 451 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,160 - THANK YOU. 452 00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,729 - UH, IT'S $18.50. 453 00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:27,965 - YOU THINK YOU COULD HELP ME GET THAT DOWN? 454 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,000 - UM... 455 00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:33,037 THAT DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH YOU'RE GONNA TIP ME. 456 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:37,107 - DOES $4.67 TICKLE YOUR FANCY? 457 00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:44,148 ALMOST--IT'S ABOUT A FOOT TO THE LEFT. 458 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,649 COME ON, YOU GOT IT. 459 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,218 - REALLY? AM I ALMOST THERE? 460 00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:49,487 - YEAH, ALMOST THERE. JUST JUMP--JUMP A LITTLE HIGHER. 461 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,522 OH! 462 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,190 YOU ALMOST HIT ME. - I DID? 463 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,892 GOOD. 464 00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:56,894 - OH, THAT WAS SO CLOSE. 465 00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,529 YOU GOT THIS. 466 00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:00,498 - ONE MORE, ONE MORE, ONE MORE. WAIT. IT'S FINE. 467 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,665 GO AHEAD. 468 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:02,900 YES! 469 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,802 - OH! 470 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:06,537 - WELL... 471 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:07,771 THERE GOES YOUR TIP. 472 00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:10,975 WHAT? 473 00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:13,677 NO, STOP. I'M KIDDING. STOP. 474 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,517 I LIKE HER. 475 00:25:23,221 --> 00:25:25,523 THESE GRADES RIGHT HERE 476 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:28,058 ARE A ONE-WAY TICKET TO MONTANA. 477 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,660 IF I DON'T TURN THESE "F"s INTO "A"s, 478 00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:33,230 MY VACATION'S GONNA END VERY QUICKLY. 479 00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:34,598 - YO. 480 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,634 HOW'S EARLY RETIREMENT? 481 00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:38,202 - INCREDIBLE. 482 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,104 I GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. 483 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:41,705 I'M PRETTY ENVIOUS. 484 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:44,808 - I WOULD BE TOO. PIZZA? 485 00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:47,745 - WHAT'S THE CATCH? - "CATCH"? 486 00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:50,581 - YEAH, YOU SHOW UP TO MY HOUSE UNEXPECTED, THERE'S A CATCH. 487 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:53,684 - NO... JUST PIZZA. 488 00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:57,788 - I SWEAR TO GOD, MAN, IF THERE ARE ANY CATCHES, 489 00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,223 I'M GONNA SLAP YOU IN THE MOUTH. 490 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,959 - ZERO CATCHES. 491 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:04,161 - OKAY. 492 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:05,763 ALL RIGHT. 493 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:11,569 OKAY, COOL. 494 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:14,939 - I NEED YOU TO HELP ME BREAK INTO THE SCHOOL. 495 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,008 - PIZZA SLAP! 496 00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:29,019 ¶ ¶ 497 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:34,258 NO. THIS IS INSANE. 498 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,360 - WHICH PART? 499 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:37,761 - ALL OF IT. 500 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,330 ALL--ALL OF IT IS INSANE. 501 00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:42,066 - CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC? 502 00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:44,234 - YEAH. 503 00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:46,670 YOU WANT TO DESTROY THE SCHOOL'S SECURITY CAMERA 504 00:26:46,672 --> 00:26:49,707 WITH SUPER STRING - "SUPER STRING"? 505 00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,609 WHO CALLS IT THAT? 506 00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:53,978 - I DON'T--WHATEVER IT'S CALLED, WE'RE NOT USING IT. 507 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,313 - FINE. WOULD YOU RATHER USE SPRAY PAINT? 508 00:26:56,315 --> 00:27:01,185 - NO, I'D RATHER NOT HAVE A PLAN THAT HINGES ON SPRAYABLE STRING. 509 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,320 - OKAY. ANYTHING ELSE? 510 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:05,623 - UH, YEAH, STEP ONE-- 511 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,625 I'M NOT STEALING THE JANITOR'S KEYS. 512 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:09,059 I MEAN, THE GUY LOOKS LIKE JEFFREY DAHMER. 513 00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:10,761 COME ON. 514 00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:13,364 THAT DUDE'S A SWEETHEART. 515 00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:16,033 SO YOU IN? 516 00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:18,202 I CAN'T DO THIS WITHOUT YOU, MAN. 517 00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:21,138 - I WILL HELP YOU HACK THE GRADING SYSTEM 518 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,774 UNDER ONE CONDITION. - WHICH IS? 519 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,676 - WE NEED TO CHANGE MY BIOLOGY GRADE. 520 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,811 - WHY? WHAT'D YOU GET? - I'M FAILING... 521 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,913 SO IS HALF OF THE ENTIRE CLASS. 522 00:27:29,915 --> 00:27:31,949 - WE'LL JUST HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR GRADE, THEN. 523 00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:37,221 - WHO ARE WE GONNA GET THE SECURITY CODE FROM? 524 00:27:37,223 --> 00:27:40,758 - I HEAR THE ASSISTANT LIBRARIAN HAS IT. 525 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,061 - WHO IS THE ASSISTANT LIBRARIAN? 526 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:46,997 - STACY RICHARDS... 527 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,365 OR SHOULD I SAY "ROXY"? 528 00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:50,000 - YOU CAN'T BE HERE. YOU'RE EXPELLED. 529 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,436 - AND YOU'RE SUSPENDED, SO THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 530 00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:54,772 - I'M STILL ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE 531 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,106 IN EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES. 532 00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:57,307 - WELL, PERFECT, 'CAUSE I GOT 533 00:27:57,309 --> 00:28:00,778 A GREAT EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITY FOR YOU. 534 00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:03,147 - MRS. TAYLOR. - AW, YOU'RE TURNING ME IN? 535 00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:05,249 - MRS. TAYLOR? - SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT? 536 00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:07,818 I CAN GIVE YOU STRAIGHT "A"s. - I ALREADY HAVE STRAIGHT "A"s. 537 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,219 - YEAH, BUT WHAT GOOD ARE STRAIGHT "A"s 538 00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:11,155 WHEN YOU HAVE A SUSPENSION ON YOUR RECORD? 539 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:14,224 - YES, HON. 540 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:16,460 - I COULD MAKE THAT DISAPPEAR, YOU KNOW. 541 00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:18,295 - WHAT IS IT, STACY? 542 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:20,831 - YOUR RECORD WOULD BE COMPLETELY CLEAN. 543 00:28:23,301 --> 00:28:25,769 - NEVER MIND. 544 00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:33,310 WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU NEED FROM ME? 545 00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:34,878 - THE KEYS TO THE SCHOOL 546 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,047 AND THE CODE FOR THE ALARM SYSTEM, PLEASE. 547 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:39,983 - WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS? 548 00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:41,452 - BECAUSE THOSE THINGS ARE NECESSARY 549 00:28:41,454 --> 00:28:42,986 FOR ASSISTANT LIBRARIANS 550 00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:45,723 TO OPEN THE LIBRARY ON SATURDAY MORNING. 551 00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:56,133 - IT'S THE ONE THAT SAYS "DO NOT COPY". 552 00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:59,970 - YES, I KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS. THANK YOU. 553 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:03,207 WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO WITH IT EXACTLY? 554 00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:04,942 - COPY IT. 555 00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:06,877 - NO, STUPID, I MEAN, WHAT IS YOUR COURSE OF ACTION? 556 00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:09,847 - WELL... 557 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:11,749 DUE TO NEW SECURITY MEASURES, 558 00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:13,217 MY COLLEAGUE AND I HAVE DETERMINED 559 00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:15,385 THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO HACK THE GRADING SYSTEM 560 00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:17,221 FROM THE OUTSIDE. 561 00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:18,989 WE NEED ACCESS TO TRUMAN'S COMPUTER, 562 00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:21,525 AND FOR THAT, WE WILL NEED ONE KEY 563 00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:25,462 AND ONE SECURITY SYSTEM CODE, WHICH IS...? 564 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:28,899 1,036. 565 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:31,802 - OH! LIKE THE NUMBER OF PARTIES YOU MISSED. 566 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:34,404 - OR THE NUMBER OF JOBS YOU WON'T QUALIFY FOR. 567 00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:36,507 - OUCH. 568 00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:52,089 - FELIX? - HEY, MOM. 569 00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:54,792 - IT'S LATE, HONEY. WHAT'S GOING ON? 570 00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:56,927 - UH, JUST A CHEMISTRY PROJECT... 571 00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:58,929 FOR SCHOOL, SCHOOL CHEMISTRY. 572 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:01,265 - "CHEMISTRY"? - YEAH. 573 00:30:03,268 --> 00:30:05,402 - IS THIS A... 574 00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:06,870 - SMOKE BOMB. 575 00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:08,405 - YEAH. - YES. 576 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,107 YES, IT IS. 577 00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:13,110 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, DON'T GO BLOWING YOURSELF UP 578 00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:14,812 OR ANYTHING. - I WON'T. 579 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:17,281 - AND GET TO BED AT A REASONABLE HOUR. 580 00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:31,428 DANNY. 581 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,101 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 582 00:30:38,103 --> 00:30:41,138 - ME? I'M DRESSED LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN. 583 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,140 YOU? - WELL... 584 00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:46,243 I'M WEARING BLACK STUFF, B-BURGLARY STUFF. 585 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:48,111 - YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 586 00:30:48,113 --> 00:30:50,447 - WHY CAN I NOT DO THAT? 587 00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:52,549 - ARE YOU ROBBING A BANK? 588 00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:53,884 - WHAT? 589 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:57,020 - ARE YOU? - MAYBE I AM. 590 00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,622 - OH, THEN BY ALL MEANS, DRESS LIKE THAT. 591 00:30:58,624 --> 00:31:01,058 I'M JUST WONDERING WHERE YOUR BIG MONEY BAG IS 592 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,292 WITH THE DOLLAR SIGN ON IT? 593 00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:03,961 - OH, OH. 594 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:05,462 YOU'RE SO FUNNY, YEAH, LET ME GO-- 595 00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:08,966 I'M GONNA GO DO THAT REAL QUICK. I'LL DO THAT. 596 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:21,445 - OKAY, WAIT. HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP . 597 00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:23,513 CAN WE--CAN WE THINK ABOUT THIS FOR JUST A SPLIT SECOND? 598 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:26,984 LIKE, WE'RE ABOUT TO COMMIT A-A LEGIT CRIME RIGHT NOW. 599 00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:31,355 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION AT ALL? 600 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,624 OKAY, I TAKE THAT AS A NO. GREAT. 601 00:31:33,626 --> 00:31:35,259 OW. OH. 602 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:41,198 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 603 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,591 WHAT THE HELL, MAN? I TOLD YOU-- 604 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,426 NO SUPER STRING. 605 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,562 - WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND SUPER STRING? 606 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,231 - NOTHING. YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S JUST-- 607 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:15,499 WE'LL FORGET ABOUT IT. 608 00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:17,234 - NO, NO. WHAT, WHAT? WHOA, WAIT. 609 00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:22,205 DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, SOME DARK HISTORY WITH STRING? 610 00:32:22,207 --> 00:32:24,174 WERE YOUR PARENTS KILLED BY STRINGS? 611 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:26,710 - NO, YOU DOUCHE. I AM ALLERGIC TO LATEX. 612 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:29,379 I CAN'T BE AROUND SUPER STRING 'CAUSE IT BURNS MY SKIN. 613 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:33,483 - RELAX. I'M JUST GONNA BLACK OUT THE CAMERA. 614 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,054 - OH, MY GOD! I'M SO SORRY! 615 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:38,355 - THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE. - SHH! 616 00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:39,723 - THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE! IT'S EVERYWHERE! 617 00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:41,391 - I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 618 00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:43,593 - THE KNOT WAS ON THE WRONG WAY. - OH, I BET IT WAS. 619 00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:45,362 - ARE YOU GOOD? 620 00:32:45,364 --> 00:32:47,664 - YEAH, OH, I'M PERFECTLY FINE, YOU MORON. 621 00:32:52,003 --> 00:32:54,738 HOW MANY TIMES... - SHH. 622 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:56,540 - DID I SAY IT? I SAID, "NO SUPER STRING"! 623 00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:58,241 JEEZ. - I AM SORRY. 624 00:32:58,243 --> 00:32:59,609 I DIDN'T KNOW. - OH, "YOU'RE SORRY. 625 00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:01,611 YOU DIDN'T KNOW." 626 00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,716 - READY? 627 00:33:05,718 --> 00:33:09,086 YEAH, I'M READY. 628 00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:18,128 - YEAH. 629 00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:20,130 BOOM TOWN. 630 00:33:20,132 --> 00:33:22,599 - DON'T CELEBRATE YET, MAN. 631 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:25,168 - HEY, HEY. 632 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:27,037 DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS, BRO. 633 00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:29,539 - ARE YOU LOOKING TO GET PUNCHED IN THE BALLS TODAY? 634 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:31,241 DON'T-- HEY! 635 00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:32,442 NO. FELIX. 636 00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:36,113 NO! DON'T! FELIX, NO! 637 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:18,455 WHAT? - I CAN'T DO IT. 638 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:20,057 HE'LL WAKE UP. 639 00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:21,625 - SO HOW ARE WE GONNA MOVE THE LAPTOP? 640 00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:24,528 - WE DON'T HAVE TO. 641 00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:30,100 - WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS? - I GOT IT FROM TRUMAN'S DESK. 642 00:34:30,102 --> 00:34:31,768 SHH. 643 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,717 - AND... 644 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,252 GOT IT. 645 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,821 - YOU'RE A WIZARD, DANNY. 646 00:34:50,823 --> 00:34:52,856 - YOU KNOW IT, BITCH. 647 00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:57,094 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 648 00:34:57,096 --> 00:34:59,696 - I'M BUGGING HIS COMPUTER TO KEEP TABS ON HIM. 649 00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:03,467 - "KEEP TABS"? - YEAH. 650 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:05,535 IF HE FIGURES OUT THAT WE TAMPERED WITH THE GRADES, 651 00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:06,870 WE'RE GONNA WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT. 652 00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:08,572 - AH, GOT IT. 653 00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:10,273 - NOW LET'S CHANGE YOUR BIOLOGY GRADE. 654 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:13,577 - YES, LET'S DO THAT. 655 00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:23,687 OKAY, WHAT GPA DO YOU WANT? 656 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:25,689 - 3.5 SHOULD BE GOOD. 657 00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:28,291 - 4.0 COMING RIGHT UP. 658 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,260 REALLY? 659 00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:32,429 - YEAH. WHAT, YOU DON'T WANT STRAIGHT "A"s? 660 00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:34,364 - ALL RIGHT. DO IT. 661 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:36,833 4.0 IT IS. 662 00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:48,211 THERE IT IS-- STRAIGHT "A"s, BABY. 663 00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:49,479 - CRAP, I GOT TO PUT THIS BACK. 664 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:50,780 - OH, NO WAY, MAN. 665 00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:52,215 IT'S MINE NOW. 666 00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:54,284 - I GOT TO PUT IT BACK ON HIS DESK. 667 00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:56,520 HE'S GONNA KNOW WE WERE HERE. 668 00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:11,401 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, FELIX? 669 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:12,769 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, MR. TRUMAN? 670 00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:14,304 IT'S 2:00 IN THE MORNING. 671 00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:16,373 - UH-HUH. WAITING FOR THE POLICE TO ARRIVE. 672 00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:21,811 WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE THIS TIME-- STEALING COMPUTERS AGAIN? 673 00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:24,381 - I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO BREAK YOUR WINDOW, MR. TRUMAN. 674 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:26,950 - IF YOU THINK THAT'LL HELP, SON, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 675 00:36:45,736 --> 00:36:47,837 WHAT DO YOU WANT, FELIX? 676 00:36:47,839 --> 00:36:50,207 - IF YOU COULD LET ME GO, THAT'D BE GREAT. 677 00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:54,678 - NO, NO, NO. I MEAN, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT, HUH? 678 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,280 WHAT KIND A FUTURE DO YOU SEE FOR YOURSELF? 679 00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:02,852 HAVE YOU EVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT? 680 00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:06,690 - I KNOW WHAT I DON'T WANT. 681 00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:10,327 I DON'T WANT A SEAT BEHIND A DESK FOR THE NEXT SIX YEARS... 682 00:37:10,329 --> 00:37:14,631 SO I CAN GET A JOB AND SIT BEHIND A DESK FOR THE NEXT 40. 683 00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:16,499 I'M TRYING TO LIVE... 684 00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:19,269 EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE TO THE FULLEST. 685 00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:20,971 AND... 686 00:37:20,973 --> 00:37:24,474 YOU'RE MAKING THAT REALLY DIFFICULT, MR. TRUMAN. 687 00:37:28,981 --> 00:37:31,448 - POLICE, OPEN UP! 688 00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:36,920 - HE'S OVER HERE, OFFICER. 689 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:39,723 - PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. 690 00:38:00,312 --> 00:38:02,812 VERY RARELY DO I SAY THIS, 691 00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:07,751 BUT I AM, WITHOUT A DOUBT, 100% BONED THIS TIME. 692 00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:11,621 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, 693 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:15,325 MONTANA CAN'T BE MUCH WORSE THAN THIS. 694 00:38:15,327 --> 00:38:18,428 THIS COULD BE DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN TO MY PARENTS. 695 00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:20,830 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 696 00:38:25,403 --> 00:38:27,470 I NEVER PLANNED TO END UP LIKE MY BROTHER. 697 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:32,709 - YOUR DAD'S HERE TO PICK YOU UP. 698 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,511 - EXCELLENT. 699 00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:38,948 - COME ON OUT. 700 00:38:43,621 --> 00:38:45,822 - HEY, THERE, SON. 701 00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:51,761 - MR. O'NEIL? 702 00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:55,465 - DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A MOIST TOWELETTE, BY CHANCE? 703 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:57,334 - YOUR SON'S IN A LOT OF TROUBLE. 704 00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:58,635 - WHAT? 705 00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:00,603 FELIX, I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SON! 706 00:39:00,605 --> 00:39:02,405 SUPER, SUPER DISAPPOINTED! 707 00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:05,608 - I'M SO SORRY, DAD. 708 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:09,646 - READY, SON? - YEP. 709 00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:12,482 - ALL RIGHT, THEN. SEE YOU. 710 00:39:16,921 --> 00:39:18,988 - YOU KNOW, I WAS EXPECTING YOU 711 00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:21,558 TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE UPSET, DAD. 712 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,926 OR CAN I CALL YOU "BEN" NOW? 713 00:39:25,796 --> 00:39:27,831 - IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, LITTLE BRO. 714 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,499 - SERIOUSLY. 715 00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:31,468 I MISSED YOU, MAN. - I MISSED YOU TOO. 716 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:32,969 HOW DID YOU KNOW IS ME? 717 00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,838 - I MEAN, IT WASN'T HARD TO RECOGNIZE YOU, 718 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,674 EVEN WITH THAT LITTLE CREEP-STACHE. 719 00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:39,109 WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT WOULD WORK? 720 00:39:39,111 --> 00:39:41,845 - IT DID WORK, AND YOU'RE WELCOME. 721 00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:45,849 - SORRY, I JUST--I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HE BOUGHT IT. 722 00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:47,717 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, ANYWAY? 723 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,887 - WELL, THAT ONE IS KIND OF HARD TO EXPLAIN. 724 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,455 I HAVEN'T REALLY TOLD MOM AND DAD YET 725 00:39:52,457 --> 00:39:55,458 ABOUT THE WHOLE "GREAT ESCAPE" THING, SO... 726 00:39:57,862 --> 00:39:59,829 - YOU OKAY THERE? - YEAH. 727 00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:01,998 - I KNOW A SHORTCUT. 728 00:40:04,635 --> 00:40:06,636 - MY BROTHER'S A DIFFERENT CLASS OF TROUBLEMAKER. 729 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:08,805 HE'S BEEN CAUGHT MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT, 730 00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:12,742 BUT HE ALWAYS MANAGES TO POWER THROUGH. 731 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,911 HE'S A VETERAN RULE-BREAKER. 732 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,679 ME? 733 00:40:16,681 --> 00:40:18,815 I PREFER A MORE SUBTLE APPROACH. 734 00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:20,417 - OH, YEAH. 735 00:40:20,419 --> 00:40:22,452 MM. - COME ON. 736 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:27,657 - I GOT TO SAY-- 737 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:30,860 YOU DEFINITELY SAVE MY ASS FROM THE MOUNTAIN ACADEMY. 738 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:33,596 - YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO THERE. 739 00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:34,998 - SO... 740 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,866 HOW DID YOU ESCAPE? 741 00:40:36,868 --> 00:40:39,602 ISN'T THAT PLACE, LIKE, MAXIMUM SECURITY? 742 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:42,572 - TO BE HONEST, IT WAS PRETTY EASY. 743 00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:44,874 - HOW? 744 00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:47,010 - I SHIPPED MYSELF OUT. 745 00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:52,182 LAST SEMESTER I GOT A JOB IN THE MAIL ROOM. 746 00:40:52,184 --> 00:40:54,651 EVERY MONDAY I WOULD SORT THROUGH EVERYBODY'S LETTERS 747 00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:57,020 FROM A GIANT SACK. 748 00:40:57,022 --> 00:40:59,923 THE OTHER KIDS STARTING CALLING ME "SACK BOY." 749 00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:03,726 BUT I HAD THE LAST LAUGH. 750 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,208 I WAS SUPPOSED TO SHIP BACK A BROKEN TANDEM BIKE 751 00:41:18,210 --> 00:41:20,009 FROM OUR FITNESS CLASS. 752 00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:24,013 BUT THERE WAS JUST ENOUGH SPACE FOR ME TO CRAWL INSIDE. 753 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:25,582 SO I HOPPED IN THE BOX 754 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:28,051 AND I SHIPPED MYSELF TO FREEDOM. 755 00:41:28,053 --> 00:41:29,886 - WAIT. SERIOUSLY? 756 00:41:29,888 --> 00:41:31,554 HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO BREATHE? 757 00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:33,656 - THERE WAS PLENTY OF OXYGEN, AS I RECALL. 758 00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:36,626 THE BOX WAS SHIPPED GROUND. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 759 00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:38,761 - SO YOU JUST CHANGED THE ADDRESS ON THE BOX? 760 00:41:38,763 --> 00:41:41,498 - SHIPPED MYSELF RIGHT TO OUR DOORSTEP, BABY. 761 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,733 - THE CRATE-- YOU WERE IN THAT CRATE. 762 00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:45,935 - YES, DUDE, YOU WALKED RIGHT PASS ME. 763 00:41:45,937 --> 00:41:46,936 - OH. 764 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:54,010 - STRETCHING MY LEGS WAS... 765 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:57,947 BORDERLINE ORGASMIC. 766 00:41:57,949 --> 00:42:01,251 SNEAKING INTO THE HOUSE WAS EASY. 767 00:42:01,253 --> 00:42:05,221 FINDING A PERMANENT HIDING SPOT WAS EVEN EASIER. 768 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,126 I QUICKLY DISCOVERED THAT THE ATTIC 769 00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:12,295 IS THE MOST BADASS PART OF THE HOUSE. 770 00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:14,697 MY OLD BOX OF TOYS WAS UP THERE. 771 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:16,666 SO WAS SANTA CLAUS. 772 00:42:16,668 --> 00:42:19,903 IT WAS A LITTLE CRAMPED, BUT I MADE DO WITH WHAT I HAD. 773 00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:24,974 FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS, I'VE BEEN LIVING IN THE ATTIC, 774 00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:27,277 OFF OF HOT DOGS AND CANDY. 775 00:42:41,992 --> 00:42:43,059 HELLO? 776 00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:44,761 WHEN I HEARD YOU WERE ARRESTED, 777 00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:46,629 I IMMEDIATELY KNEW WHAT HAD TO BE DONE. 778 00:42:46,631 --> 00:42:49,566 OH, YES. THIS IS CERTAINLY HIM. 779 00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:51,768 - WE'RE GONNA NEED YOU TO PICK HIM UP AT THE STATION. 780 00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:54,237 - ABSOLUTELY. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE TO PICK HIM UP, 781 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:57,173 'CAUSE I'M HIS DAD. 782 00:42:57,175 --> 00:43:01,811 - I MEAN THIS IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY, 783 00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:04,647 BUT YOU ARE INSANE. 784 00:43:04,649 --> 00:43:06,616 I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH, MAN. 785 00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:08,952 - OF COURSE, DUDE. I GOT YOU. 786 00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:10,353 - YOU DO KNOW 787 00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:13,289 THAT WE ARE ABOUT FIVE MILES FROM THE HOUSE. 788 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:15,191 ARE WE WALKING THE WHOLE WAY? 789 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:16,893 - NOPE. 790 00:43:21,198 --> 00:43:23,232 I FIXED IT... 791 00:43:24,768 --> 00:43:26,736 SORT OF. 792 00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:30,173 - DUDE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS BIKE? 793 00:43:30,175 --> 00:43:31,808 - A LOT OF THINGS. 794 00:43:38,749 --> 00:43:42,018 SORRY. 795 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:44,053 OKAY, NICE AND EASY. 796 00:43:51,095 --> 00:43:52,862 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 797 00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:54,764 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - YOU CAN'T USE THE FRONT DOOR, 798 00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:57,734 THE ALARM SYSTEM ACTIVATES AFTER 10:00. 799 00:43:57,736 --> 00:44:00,169 GET IT TOGETHER, MAN. 800 00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:02,305 - OKAY. 801 00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:04,273 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 802 00:44:04,275 --> 00:44:06,342 - I'M GONNA SNEAK THROUGH MY BEDROOM WINDOW. 803 00:44:06,344 --> 00:44:07,944 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 804 00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:09,412 IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO MOM AND DAD'S ROOM. 805 00:44:09,414 --> 00:44:11,314 THEY'RE GONNA HEAR YOU WHEN YOU GO ON THE ROOF. 806 00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:12,749 - OKAY. 807 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:14,651 SO HOW DO YOU SUGGEST THAT WE GET IN? 808 00:44:14,653 --> 00:44:16,719 - THE LIVING-ROOM WINDOW. 809 00:44:16,721 --> 00:44:18,821 - THE LIVING-ROOM WINDOW. 810 00:44:18,823 --> 00:44:20,123 THAT'S A ROOKIE MOVE, AND YOU KNOW IT. 811 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,424 THAT WINDOW SQUEAKS. 812 00:44:21,426 --> 00:44:24,093 - I HAVE DONE THIS A THOUSAND TIMES, FELIX. 813 00:44:24,095 --> 00:44:26,663 - SO HAVE I. - ALL RIGHT, YOU DON'T GET IT. 814 00:44:26,665 --> 00:44:28,765 IT'S MY PATOOTIE IF WE GET CAUGHT. 815 00:44:28,767 --> 00:44:31,234 MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA SEND ME RIGHT BACK TO MONTANA. 816 00:44:31,236 --> 00:44:33,069 NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 817 00:44:33,071 --> 00:44:34,671 EXECUTIVE DECISION-- 818 00:44:34,673 --> 00:44:36,739 WE'RE GOING THROUGH THE LIVING-ROOM WINDOW. 819 00:44:36,741 --> 00:44:39,042 LET'S GO. - FINE. 820 00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:40,243 BUT ONCE YOU'RE IN THE ATTIC, 821 00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:43,046 YOU NEED TO BE ABSOLUTELY SILENT. 822 00:44:43,048 --> 00:44:45,915 MOM IS THE WORLD'S LIGHTEST SLEEPER. 823 00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:47,750 - YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME THIS, MAN. 824 00:44:47,752 --> 00:44:49,352 I'LL BE AS QUIET AS A RODENT. 825 00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:52,221 - MOUSE, AS QUIET AS A MOUSE. 826 00:44:52,223 --> 00:44:53,956 - A MOUSE IS A RODENT. 827 00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:55,725 - YEAH, BUT SO IS A SQUIRREL. 828 00:44:55,727 --> 00:44:58,027 - SQUIRRELS ARE RELATIVELY QUIET, MAN. 829 00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:01,030 - I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 830 00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:02,832 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. SORRY. 831 00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:32,895 GO, GO, GO. 832 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,997 - HONEY? IS THAT YOU? 833 00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:36,766 - THIS WAY, THIS WAY. 834 00:45:40,037 --> 00:45:42,138 COME ON, THIS WAY. 835 00:45:45,309 --> 00:45:47,009 - HEY. - HEY. 836 00:45:47,011 --> 00:45:49,245 - WHAT HAPPENED TO GOING TO BED AT A REASONABLE HOUR? 837 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:52,281 - I DID, I WAS ASLEEP, I JUST REALLY NEEDED A... 838 00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:56,085 BANANA. - DON'T TOUCH THAT. 839 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,754 IT WAS EXPENSIVE. 840 00:45:57,756 --> 00:45:59,021 - REALLY? 841 00:45:59,023 --> 00:46:00,456 - THE BOWL. 842 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:01,824 - OH. 843 00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:05,528 I GOT A CALL TONIGHT 844 00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:07,930 FROM THE MOUNTAIN ACADEMY ABOUT YOUR BROTHER. 845 00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:10,133 - YEAH. - THEY CAN'T FIND HIM. 846 00:46:10,135 --> 00:46:12,468 HE ESCAPED. 847 00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:14,937 THEY'VE BEEN SEARCHING THE AREA, 848 00:46:14,939 --> 00:46:17,206 AND THEY HAVEN'T FOUND ANYTHING YET. 849 00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:18,975 I AM JUST-- I AM WORRIED TO DEATH. 850 00:46:18,977 --> 00:46:20,409 I-I KNOW YOUR BROTHER... - MOM. 851 00:46:20,411 --> 00:46:22,378 - AND I KNOW WHAT HE'S CAPABLE OF, AND I-- 852 00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:26,382 - IT'S OKAY. BEN'S GONNA BE FINE. 853 00:46:26,384 --> 00:46:29,819 - YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, DO YOU? 854 00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:32,355 - NO. NO. I- 855 00:46:34,992 --> 00:46:37,193 - YOU DON'T THINK HE'D COME HERE TO THE-- 856 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:40,830 WHAT WAS THAT? 857 00:46:40,832 --> 00:46:42,165 - WAS THAT UPSTAIRS? 858 00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:44,100 - NO. 859 00:46:44,102 --> 00:46:45,868 - YEAH, I THINK IT WAS UPSTAIRS. PROBABLY-- 860 00:46:45,870 --> 00:46:47,904 - NO, IT CAME FROM RIGHT OVER HERE. 861 00:46:51,476 --> 00:46:54,343 WHAT DID YOU DO? 862 00:46:54,345 --> 00:46:57,346 FELIX, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 863 00:46:57,348 --> 00:47:00,216 I TOLD YOU THAT WAS EXPENSIVE. 864 00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:03,452 WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 865 00:47:05,956 --> 00:47:08,891 ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME CLEAN IT UP? 866 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,364 FELIX! 867 00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:17,433 - JUST TRYING TO HELP. 868 00:47:34,418 --> 00:47:37,386 THE ANSWER IS "B." - ARE YOU INSANE? 869 00:47:37,388 --> 00:47:39,255 - I NEED THE REPORT CARD. 870 00:47:39,257 --> 00:47:41,424 - DO YOU NOT SEE THAT I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A TEST RIGHT NOW? 871 00:47:41,426 --> 00:47:42,525 JUST GET IT AT LUNCH. 872 00:47:49,466 --> 00:47:51,067 - HEY, HEY. 873 00:47:51,069 --> 00:47:52,301 MY MOM'S BEEN ON MY ASS ALL WEEK. 874 00:47:52,303 --> 00:47:53,436 I NEED IT NOW. 875 00:47:56,306 --> 00:47:59,275 - YOU'RE KILLING ME. - YEAH, BUDDY. 876 00:48:04,481 --> 00:48:05,648 THANK YOU. 877 00:48:05,650 --> 00:48:07,550 HEY, SERIOUSLY, THE ANSWER IS "B." 878 00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:10,653 - SERIOUSLY, SHUT UP. 879 00:48:10,655 --> 00:48:12,655 - IT IS. I CAN SEE EMILY'S TEST. 880 00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:15,658 HI. 881 00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:17,493 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 882 00:48:17,495 --> 00:48:19,128 - "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" 883 00:48:34,311 --> 00:48:37,380 - ANY WORD WHEN WE CAN EXPECT TO SEE YOUR REPORT CARD? 884 00:48:37,382 --> 00:48:39,949 - YOU MEAN... 885 00:48:39,951 --> 00:48:41,217 THIS ONE RIGHT HERE? 886 00:48:41,219 --> 00:48:42,551 - IS THAT IT? 887 00:48:42,553 --> 00:48:44,620 - YEP, GOT IT IN THE MAIL THIS MORNING. 888 00:48:44,622 --> 00:48:47,490 - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US IT CAME? 889 00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:49,992 - HOW DO YOU THINK YOU DID? 890 00:48:49,994 --> 00:48:52,328 - I THINK I DID OKAY. 891 00:48:55,065 --> 00:48:57,500 - OH, MY GOD! 892 00:49:00,204 --> 00:49:01,704 - STRAIGHT "A"s... 893 00:49:01,706 --> 00:49:04,340 THE HOLY GRAIL OF ACADEMIA. 894 00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:07,209 EVERY PARENT WANTS TO SEE THEIR KID SUCCEED. 895 00:49:07,211 --> 00:49:10,179 THEY ALSO WANT THE BRAGGING RIGHTS AT CHRISTMAS PARTIES. 896 00:49:10,181 --> 00:49:12,348 THEY WANT THE HONOR ROLL BUMPER STICKER 897 00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:14,183 ON THE BACK OF THEIR MINIVAN. 898 00:49:14,185 --> 00:49:17,253 "A"s ARE LIKE A REWARD FOR PROPERLY RAISING YOUR KID. 899 00:49:17,255 --> 00:49:20,423 IT'S LIKE CATNIP FOR PARENTS. 900 00:49:21,559 --> 00:49:24,260 WOW, FELIX! THIS IS-- 901 00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:26,996 WOW! - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 902 00:49:26,998 --> 00:49:29,999 YOU EVEN GOT AN "A" IN MR. HARRIS' CLASS. 903 00:49:30,001 --> 00:49:32,234 - WHAT, YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D BE ABLE TO HANDLE CHEMISTRY? 904 00:49:32,236 --> 00:49:35,171 - NO, NO, NO, WE JUST GOT A CALL FROM HIM A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO 905 00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:36,605 ABOUT A PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCE. 906 00:49:36,607 --> 00:49:38,207 I WAS WORRIED THERE WAS A PROBLEM, 907 00:49:38,209 --> 00:49:39,976 BUT APPARENTLY NOT. 908 00:49:39,978 --> 00:49:41,544 - NO. 909 00:49:41,546 --> 00:49:44,313 - YOU GUYS AREN'T ACTUALLY GOING TO THAT, RIGHT? 910 00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:47,216 - WELL, YOUR DAD CAN'T MAKE IT BECAUSE HE HAS A REAL JOB, 911 00:49:47,218 --> 00:49:48,718 BUT I ALREADY SAID YES. 912 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,653 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET WITH HIM ON SATURDAY. 913 00:49:50,655 --> 00:49:52,555 - BUT THERE'S REALLY NO REASON TO. 914 00:49:52,557 --> 00:49:54,123 I HAVE AN "A" IN HIS CLASS. 915 00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,592 - I ALREADY TOLD HIM WE WERE GOING, FELIX. 916 00:49:56,594 --> 00:49:59,562 - OKAY, YOU COULD JUST CANCEL IT. 917 00:49:59,564 --> 00:50:02,999 - IS EVERYTHING OKAY? - IS THERE... 918 00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:04,633 SOMETHING WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? 919 00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:06,769 - NO. NO. I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL 920 00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:08,004 LIKE YOU HAVE TO GO. 921 00:50:08,006 --> 00:50:09,705 - WE'RE GOING. 922 00:50:09,707 --> 00:50:10,773 - GREAT. 923 00:50:10,775 --> 00:50:12,208 - TERRIBLE. 924 00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:14,043 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 925 00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:15,344 - IS UNREAL HOW MR. HARRIS 926 00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:17,546 ALWAYS MANAGES TO RUIN EVERYTHING. 927 00:50:17,548 --> 00:50:21,083 - SO I GUESS YOU GOT TO TELL YOUR PARENTS THE TRUTH. 928 00:50:21,085 --> 00:50:22,618 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. 929 00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:25,221 I'M GONNA FAKE A PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCE. 930 00:50:25,223 --> 00:50:28,290 - WELL, THAT SOUNDS DIFFICULT/IMPOSSIBLE. 931 00:50:28,292 --> 00:50:30,026 - MM, DIFFICULT, YES. 932 00:50:30,028 --> 00:50:33,062 IMPOSSIBLE... 933 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:36,132 PROBABLY ALSO YES, BUT THAT'S NEVER STOPPED US BEFORE. 934 00:50:39,336 --> 00:50:41,470 WE'RE GOING TO NEED A SHADY MIDDLE-AGED MAN. 935 00:50:43,407 --> 00:50:44,807 - WHY? 936 00:50:44,809 --> 00:50:47,410 - TO ACT AS MR. HARRIS DURING THE CONFERENCE. 937 00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:51,781 DO YOU EVER JUST STAND BACK SOMETIMES 938 00:50:51,783 --> 00:50:55,217 AND LOOK AT YOUR PLAN AND THINK TO YOURSELF, 939 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:57,620 "WOW, I AM DUMB"? 940 00:50:57,622 --> 00:50:59,688 - WHY DO YOU GOT TO BE LIKE THIS? 941 00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:02,658 - MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M SICK OF NEARLY GETTING ARRESTED 942 00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:04,260 EVERY TIME THAT I HELP YOU. 943 00:51:04,262 --> 00:51:06,429 - WHO SAYS I'M ASKING FOR YOUR HELP? 944 00:51:06,431 --> 00:51:08,164 - YOU ARE ALWAYS ASKING FOR MY HELP. 945 00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:10,466 - FALSE. 946 00:51:10,468 --> 00:51:13,669 I DON'T NEED IT. 947 00:51:13,671 --> 00:51:16,772 I GOT THIS. - GOOD... 948 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:19,075 'CAUSE I WOULD SAY NO. - WHY? 949 00:51:19,077 --> 00:51:20,242 - BECAUSE... 950 00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:22,411 I'M SICK OF YOUR SKETCHY PLANS. 951 00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:24,713 I HELP YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND, 952 00:51:24,715 --> 00:51:29,518 BUT I CANNOT KEEP DOING THIS STUFF. 953 00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,520 - NO. 954 00:51:33,123 --> 00:51:35,124 IT'S COOL. 955 00:51:39,196 --> 00:51:42,398 I'LL JUST HANDLE IT MYSELF. - GOOD LUCK. 956 00:51:47,838 --> 00:51:50,139 - DANNY ISN'T WRONG. 957 00:51:50,141 --> 00:51:52,141 I'M NOT GOING TO CONTEST WHAT HE SAID. 958 00:51:55,645 --> 00:51:58,414 GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PULL THIS OFF BY MYSELF. 959 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,555 - SHAMUS. 960 00:52:06,557 --> 00:52:08,424 HOW'S IT GOING, MAN? REMEMBER ME? 961 00:52:08,426 --> 00:52:10,626 OH, COME ON, SHAMUS, IT'S FELIX! 962 00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:12,428 I GAVE YOU TWO PACKS OF GUM LAST WEEK. 963 00:52:12,430 --> 00:52:14,497 HEY. 964 00:52:14,499 --> 00:52:18,801 I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU. ARE YOU INTERESTED? 965 00:52:18,803 --> 00:52:21,804 - LET ME PUT ON SOME PANTS. 966 00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:30,613 SO YOU EXPECT ME TO DRESS LIKE A TEACHER? 967 00:52:30,615 --> 00:52:32,314 - YEAH, WE JUST NEED TO CONVINCE MY MOM 968 00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:34,350 THAT YOU'RE MR. HARRIS FOR FIVE MINUTES. 969 00:52:34,352 --> 00:52:37,786 - YOU GOING TO PAY ME? - I DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY. 970 00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:41,624 - WHAT DO YOU GOT? - UM, 40 BUCKS. 971 00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:43,759 - WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? - UM... 972 00:52:43,761 --> 00:52:45,661 A CROSSBOW. 973 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:49,198 - 40 BUCKS AND A CROSSBOW-- YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL. 974 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,468 - COOL, COOL. JUST MAKE SURE YOU WEAR SOMETHING NICE. 975 00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:53,869 - "SOMETHING NICE"? 976 00:52:53,871 --> 00:52:55,804 - YEAH, LIKE A COLLARED SHIRT OR SOMETHING. 977 00:52:55,806 --> 00:52:57,806 DO I LOOK LIKE THE SORT OF FELLOW 978 00:52:57,808 --> 00:52:59,775 WHO OWNS A COLLARED SHIRT? 979 00:52:59,777 --> 00:53:01,377 - LET'S DO THIS-- 980 00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:03,579 MEET ME AT MY HOUSE TOMORROW MORNING... 981 00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:05,214 AND I'LL LET YOU BORROW SOME OF MY DAD'S CLOTHES. 982 00:53:05,216 --> 00:53:06,782 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY? 983 00:53:06,784 --> 00:53:08,918 - ALL RIGHT. - COOL. 984 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:13,389 - SO YOU WANT ME TO ACT LIKE MR. HARRIS. 985 00:53:13,391 --> 00:53:16,759 THINK I CAN PULL IT OFF? 986 00:53:16,761 --> 00:53:18,627 - YEAH. 987 00:53:26,703 --> 00:53:29,471 - WHY? WHY? - WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 988 00:53:29,473 --> 00:53:31,507 - WHAT HAPPENED WITH BEING AS QUIET AS A RODENT? 989 00:53:31,509 --> 00:53:33,409 - I WAS BALLS DEEP IN RODENT QUIETNESS 990 00:53:33,411 --> 00:53:35,544 UNTIL I FOUND THESE HORSESHOES, 991 00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:37,446 AND I WAS FACED WITH A VERY DIFFICULT DECISION. 992 00:53:37,448 --> 00:53:39,215 WHAT? 993 00:53:39,217 --> 00:53:41,417 I'M FAILING TO SEE THE DIFFICULTY HERE. 994 00:53:41,419 --> 00:53:45,454 - IT WAS HORSESHOES VERSUS QUIETNESS. 995 00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:47,790 - ARE YOU TRYING TO GET CAUGHT BY MOM AND DAD? 996 00:53:47,792 --> 00:53:49,925 - NO, OKAY? LOOK, I DIDN'T GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE 997 00:53:49,927 --> 00:53:52,428 OF ESCAPING THE MOUNTAIN ACADEMY JUST SO I COULD BE BORED 998 00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:54,296 OUT OF MY FRICKIN' MIND HERE IN THE ATTIC. 999 00:53:54,298 --> 00:53:56,865 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OUT OF EVERYTHING YOU COULD'VE DONE, 1000 00:53:56,867 --> 00:53:58,901 ALL THIS, YOU DECIDE TO THROW HORSESHOES? 1001 00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:02,705 - YES. WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME, FELIX? 1002 00:54:02,707 --> 00:54:05,708 - IT'S COMPLICATED. YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME IF I TOLD YOU, BUT... 1003 00:54:05,710 --> 00:54:07,443 - TRY ME. 1004 00:54:07,445 --> 00:54:11,247 - I JUST BRIBED A JANITOR WITH A CROSSBOW 1005 00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:13,349 TO FAKE A PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCE. 1006 00:54:13,351 --> 00:54:15,684 - THAT SOUNDS AMAZING. LET ME HELP YOU. 1007 00:54:15,686 --> 00:54:17,586 - NO. 1008 00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:19,955 - I WOULD BE AN ABSOLUTE ASSET TO YOUR TEAM. 1009 00:54:19,957 --> 00:54:23,626 I'M PROFESSIONAL. AND HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR PLAN DOESN'T NEED ME? 1010 00:54:23,628 --> 00:54:26,028 - BECAUSE MY PLAN DOESN'T INVOLVE GETTING SCREWED 1011 00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:28,430 AND GOING BACK TO JAIL. - OKAY, AT LEAST-- 1012 00:54:28,432 --> 00:54:31,433 AT THE VERY LEAST, TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 1013 00:54:32,902 --> 00:54:34,837 - WELL, FIRST I'M GOING TO NEED PIZZA. 1014 00:54:34,839 --> 00:54:36,739 - OKAY, WHY PIZZA? 1015 00:54:36,741 --> 00:54:38,941 - BECAUSE I'M-- - STOP. I KNOW WHY PIZZA-- 1016 00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:40,376 BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO PUT EX-LAX 1017 00:54:40,378 --> 00:54:41,910 ON THE PIZZA, GIVE IT TO THE TEACHER. 1018 00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:43,545 HE'S GOING TO HAVE DIARRHEA 1019 00:54:43,547 --> 00:54:44,813 AND NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO SHOW UP TO THE MEETING. 1020 00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:46,548 - WHAT? NO, I-- - YOU'RE GOING TO DO 1021 00:54:46,550 --> 00:54:48,517 THE "IMPOSTER PIZZA DELIVERY GUY" SWITCH, AREN'T YOU? 1022 00:54:48,519 --> 00:54:51,620 - BEN. I'M GETTING PIZZA BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY. 1023 00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:53,856 - OH. 1024 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,642 - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? MY MOM'S GOING TO BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 1025 00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:15,978 - YOU SAID BE HERE AT 9:00. - THAT WAS AN HOUR AGO. 1026 00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:17,579 - OH. HUH. 1027 00:55:24,454 --> 00:55:25,921 - YOU KNOW HOW TO TIE A TIE, RIGHT? 1028 00:55:25,923 --> 00:55:29,792 - WELL, I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 1029 00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:33,629 - REMEMBER, I NEED YOU IN ROOM 34--CRAP. 1030 00:55:33,631 --> 00:55:35,331 - WHAT? WHAT? - COME ON, GET INSIDE. 1031 00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:37,066 - WHAT? WHAT? - MY MOM'S HERE. GET INSIDE. 1032 00:55:37,068 --> 00:55:38,934 - OOH. - GET INSIDE. 1033 00:55:41,404 --> 00:55:42,438 UPSTAIRS, COME ON. 1034 00:55:44,441 --> 00:55:45,941 NO, NO. 1035 00:55:53,049 --> 00:55:54,583 - FELIX? 1036 00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:56,585 - YEAH? 1037 00:55:58,722 --> 00:56:00,422 - WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT WAS THAT? 1038 00:56:00,424 --> 00:56:04,126 - W-WHAT WAS WHAT? - NEVER MIND. 1039 00:56:04,128 --> 00:56:06,395 REMEMBER, WE HAVE TO LEAVE FOR THAT MEETING SOON. 1040 00:56:06,397 --> 00:56:07,429 - OKAY. 1041 00:56:27,518 --> 00:56:28,884 - HONEY? 1042 00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:30,753 WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE? 1043 00:56:30,755 --> 00:56:33,155 - UH, N-NOTHING, I JUST TRIPPED. 1044 00:56:33,157 --> 00:56:36,158 - YOU READY TO LEAVE SOON? 1045 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,893 - YEP, SOUNDS GOOD. 1046 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,667 WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO? 1047 00:56:45,669 --> 00:56:46,869 WHO IS THAT? 1048 00:56:46,871 --> 00:56:48,871 - IT'S SHAMUS. - WHO IS SHAMUS? 1049 00:56:48,873 --> 00:56:50,706 - HE'S MY ONE HOPE AT FAKING THIS CONFERENCE. 1050 00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:52,708 - SERIOUSLY? THAT? - YES. 1051 00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:54,543 YOU SCREWED THIS WHOLE THING UP, MAN. 1052 00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:56,145 WHAT DID YOU DO? - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 1053 00:56:56,147 --> 00:56:58,414 WHEN I SEE BEARDED PEOPLE IN MY ATTIC, I GO BUCK WILD. 1054 00:56:58,416 --> 00:57:00,182 - OH, YOU GO BUCK WILD, YEAH? 1055 00:57:00,184 --> 00:57:02,618 - YEAH. - SHAMUS, SHAMUS, WAKE UP. 1056 00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:04,787 - OH, MAN. - SHAMUS, WAKE UP. 1057 00:57:04,789 --> 00:57:08,791 SHAMUS, WAKE UP, BUDDY! WAKE UP. 1058 00:57:08,793 --> 00:57:10,592 THE CONFERENCE IS IN 20 MINUTES. 1059 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:12,060 - JUST TELL MOM HE DIDN'T SHOW UP. 1060 00:57:12,062 --> 00:57:15,097 - NO. THE REAL MR. HARRIS IS GOING TO BE THERE. 1061 00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:18,967 - FELIX, ARE YOU READY, HONEY? 1062 00:57:18,969 --> 00:57:21,437 - I GOT YOU, MAN. - NO. 1063 00:57:21,439 --> 00:57:23,472 ABSOLUTELY NOT. STAY HERE. 1064 00:57:23,474 --> 00:57:25,474 - TRUST ME, DUDE, I GOT YOU. - NO. 1065 00:57:25,476 --> 00:57:26,708 - YES. 1066 00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:28,777 - FELIX, LET'S GO! 1067 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:30,078 - BE RIGHT THERE! 1068 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,514 NO! 1069 00:57:32,516 --> 00:57:35,951 - OH, THERE YOU ARE, HONEY. COME ON. 1070 00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:37,886 I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE. 1071 00:57:37,888 --> 00:57:39,888 A LITTLE ANXIOUS ABOUT THIS MEETING. 1072 00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:41,924 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. 1073 00:57:41,926 --> 00:57:44,860 - I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL. 1074 00:58:57,867 --> 00:59:00,536 - BOOM TOWN. 1075 00:59:09,178 --> 00:59:10,579 TARGET ACQUIRED. 1076 00:59:45,715 --> 00:59:48,784 - YEAH, UNFORTUNATELY, I'M NOT GONNA BE AVAILABLE 1077 00:59:48,786 --> 00:59:50,919 TILL LATE THIS AFTERNOON. 1078 00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:52,287 YOU GOT IT. 1079 01:00:05,635 --> 01:00:09,137 - MRS. ANDERS, YOU'RE NOT DUE HERE UNTIL 12:00 NOON. 1080 01:00:09,139 --> 01:00:13,609 - OH, MRS. O'NEIL. I'M FELIX'S MOM. 1081 01:00:13,611 --> 01:00:15,711 - FELIX'S MOM? 1082 01:00:15,713 --> 01:00:17,846 FELIX... 1083 01:00:17,848 --> 01:00:20,616 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1084 01:00:20,618 --> 01:00:23,986 - OOH, WERE WE SCHEDULED LATER? - NO, NO, NO, NO. 1085 01:00:23,988 --> 01:00:26,688 YOU WEREN'T SCHEDULED AT ALL. 1086 01:00:26,690 --> 01:00:28,390 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1087 01:00:28,392 --> 01:00:31,393 OH, IS THIS BECAUSE FELIX GOT AN "A" IN YOUR CLASS? 1088 01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:34,029 THAT'S, UH... 1089 01:00:34,031 --> 01:00:38,634 NO, FELIX NEVER GOT AN "A" IN MY CLASS. 1090 01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:41,837 FELIX NEVER EVEN PASSED MY CLASS. 1091 01:00:48,145 --> 01:00:50,846 - ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE THINKING OF THE RIGHT STUDENT? 1092 01:00:50,848 --> 01:00:52,881 - OH, I'M POSITIVE. 1093 01:00:54,385 --> 01:00:57,853 - FELIX, WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLAIN THIS? 1094 01:01:00,857 --> 01:01:04,226 - MRS. O'NEIL, YOU'RE AWARE THAT YOUR SON... 1095 01:01:04,228 --> 01:01:06,128 NO LONGER ATTENDS MY CLASS, RIGHT? 1096 01:01:08,698 --> 01:01:10,165 YEAH, FELIX-- 1097 01:01:16,105 --> 01:01:17,739 - OH, MY GOD. 1098 01:01:17,741 --> 01:01:19,908 MR. HARRIS? 1099 01:01:19,910 --> 01:01:22,744 MR. HARRIS, ARE YOU OKAY? 1100 01:01:22,746 --> 01:01:25,180 - THIS IS PERFECTLY NORMAL. - HOW IS THIS NORMAL? 1101 01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:27,783 - HE'S NARCOLEPTIC OR SOMETHING. - OH. 1102 01:01:27,785 --> 01:01:30,752 I'M CALLING AN AMBULANCE. - NO, MOM, HE'S FINE. 1103 01:01:33,189 --> 01:01:34,823 - YES, A TEACHER JUST... - HE'S OKAY, HE REALLY IS. 1104 01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:36,158 - HAD A STROKE OR SOMETHING. - TRUST ME. 1105 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:39,728 - I DON'T KNOW. WE NEED MEDICAL HELP. 1106 01:01:39,730 --> 01:01:41,063 - MOM, WE DON'T NEED HELP. WE GOT IT. 1107 01:01:41,065 --> 01:01:43,198 - EASTWOOD HIGH SCHOOL. - WE GOT THIS. 1108 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,800 - PLEASE HURRY. - HE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME. 1109 01:01:44,802 --> 01:01:47,235 - I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE. - NO, WAIT, MOM. 1110 01:01:47,237 --> 01:01:50,105 MOM, CHILL, CHILL, CHILL, CHILL. 1111 01:01:50,107 --> 01:01:52,441 - OH, MY GOD. 1112 01:01:53,910 --> 01:01:55,811 BEN? 1113 01:01:55,813 --> 01:01:58,013 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 1114 01:01:58,015 --> 01:01:59,448 BEN, WHAT'S WRONG? 1115 01:01:59,450 --> 01:02:02,951 - I TRIED. HE JUST--FELIX-- 1116 01:02:02,953 --> 01:02:06,054 - OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM? 1117 01:02:06,056 --> 01:02:08,457 HONEY? - I DON'T WANT MONTANA. 1118 01:02:08,459 --> 01:02:10,125 - OH. 1119 01:02:10,127 --> 01:02:14,062 WAIT A MINUTE. W-WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE? 1120 01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:16,498 - I DON'T KNOW. HE--WHY WOULD HE BE HERE? 1121 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:19,801 - DON'T YOU DARE LIE TO ME. I WANT ANSWERS. 1122 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:24,306 YOU FAILED MR. HARRIS' CLASS, DIDN'T YOU? 1123 01:02:24,308 --> 01:02:25,874 - NO, I DIDN'T-- 1124 01:02:25,876 --> 01:02:27,743 - YOU FAKED YOUR GRADES? - WHAT? 1125 01:02:27,745 --> 01:02:31,313 - I AM GONNA TALK TO MR. TRUMAN ABOUT THIS IMMEDIATELY. 1126 01:02:31,315 --> 01:02:34,216 - HE'S NOT HERE. IT'S THE WEEKEND. 1127 01:02:34,218 --> 01:02:36,384 - WELL, THEN I PLAN ON MEETING WITH HIM 1128 01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:38,487 FIRST THING MONDAY MORNING. 1129 01:02:38,489 --> 01:02:41,990 AND WHEN WE GET HOME, YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM, 1130 01:02:41,992 --> 01:02:45,994 BECAUSE YOU ARE GROUNDED... INDEFINITELY. 1131 01:02:49,332 --> 01:02:52,400 - WELL, AT LEAST NO ONE GOT ARRESTED. 1132 01:02:54,537 --> 01:02:58,073 LUCKILY, BEN USED THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SEDATIVE. 1133 01:02:58,075 --> 01:03:00,542 MR. HARRIS WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL 1134 01:03:00,544 --> 01:03:04,212 AND WOKE UP A FEW HOURS LATER WITH SHORT-TERM AMNESIA. 1135 01:03:06,883 --> 01:03:08,416 SHAMUS REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS 1136 01:03:08,418 --> 01:03:11,486 AND LEFT THE HOUSE BEFORE WE RETURNED. 1137 01:03:11,488 --> 01:03:14,422 HE MADE SURE TO RAID OUR PANTRY FIRST. 1138 01:03:20,264 --> 01:03:22,464 - YOU'VE REACHED THE OFFICE OF PRINCIPAL TRUMAN. 1139 01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:24,833 PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP. 1140 01:03:24,835 --> 01:03:27,302 - HI, MR. TRUMAN, THIS IS JULIE O'NEIL... 1141 01:03:27,304 --> 01:03:29,171 - THIS HAPPENS TO BE THE THIRD VOICE MAIL 1142 01:03:29,173 --> 01:03:30,539 MY MOM HAS LEFT FOR MR. TRUMAN. 1143 01:03:30,541 --> 01:03:32,207 - I'M SORRY TO CALL AGAIN... 1144 01:03:32,209 --> 01:03:34,075 - HOPING SHE DOESN'T GET THROUGH ANYTIME SOON. 1145 01:03:34,077 --> 01:03:37,112 - CONCERNED ABOUT MY SON... 1146 01:03:38,214 --> 01:03:39,881 - BEN. 1147 01:03:39,883 --> 01:03:42,184 BEN TRIED TO TAKE THE BLAME FOR THE WHOLE THING. 1148 01:03:42,186 --> 01:03:44,019 MOM WASN'T SURE WHAT TO BELIEVE. 1149 01:03:44,021 --> 01:03:47,455 REGARDLESS, HE WAS SENT BACK TO THE MOUNTAIN ACADEMY, 1150 01:03:47,457 --> 01:03:50,959 OR, AS HE CALLS IT, "PROJECT BUTTHOLE." 1151 01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:58,200 HE TOLD ME HE'S ALREADY PLANNED HIS NEXT ESCAPE. 1152 01:03:59,535 --> 01:04:03,572 AS FOR ME, THE VACATION'S OVER. 1153 01:04:03,574 --> 01:04:07,943 I MAY NOT WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE AT A DESK JOB, 1154 01:04:07,945 --> 01:04:10,412 BUT I SURE AS HELL DON'T WANT TO SPEND IT IN JAIL EITHER. 1155 01:04:15,551 --> 01:04:17,886 - HEY, LET'S DO SOMETHING FUN. 1156 01:04:17,888 --> 01:04:21,356 - I CAN'T. I'M GROUNDED. 1157 01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:23,358 - I HAVE PIZZA. 1158 01:04:29,198 --> 01:04:31,199 - HEY. - HI. 1159 01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:33,034 SO WHAT DID THEY GROUND YOU FOR? 1160 01:04:34,904 --> 01:04:37,005 - IT'S... 1161 01:04:37,007 --> 01:04:39,007 HARD TO EXPLAIN. 1162 01:04:39,009 --> 01:04:41,343 - WELL, OTHER THAN THAT, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 1163 01:04:41,345 --> 01:04:43,178 - WELL... 1164 01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:44,579 MY PARENTS ARE ON THE VERGE 1165 01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:48,617 OF FINDING OUT I'VE BEEN EXPELLED, SO... 1166 01:04:48,619 --> 01:04:50,986 - OKAY, WAIT. 1167 01:04:50,988 --> 01:04:54,089 THEY DON'T KNOW? - NO. 1168 01:04:54,091 --> 01:04:58,260 THEY ARE GONNA FLIP WHEN THEY FIND OUT. 1169 01:04:58,262 --> 01:05:01,997 - YEAH, THAT COULD BE A PROBLEM. 1170 01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:06,368 - I JUST--I JUST WANT TO TURN THINGS AROUND. 1171 01:05:06,370 --> 01:05:09,905 I THINK I REALLY MESSED UP THIS TIME. 1172 01:05:09,907 --> 01:05:12,007 I-- 1173 01:05:12,009 --> 01:05:15,911 I WANT TO DO THE RIGHT THING, BUT I'M NOT-- 1174 01:05:15,913 --> 01:05:18,513 I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT THAT IS. 1175 01:05:18,515 --> 01:05:21,082 I CAN'T KEEP LYING TO MY PARENTS. 1176 01:05:21,084 --> 01:05:25,220 - WELL, MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE TO THEM AT ALL. 1177 01:05:25,222 --> 01:05:28,390 - HUH? 1178 01:05:30,126 --> 01:05:32,160 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? 1179 01:05:34,397 --> 01:05:37,332 I THINK I'VE BROKEN INTO EASTWOOD ENOUGH TIMES THIS WEEK. 1180 01:05:37,334 --> 01:05:40,435 - WE'RE NOT BREAKING IN, SILLY. COME ON. 1181 01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:57,652 - THIS IS CRAZY. 1182 01:05:57,654 --> 01:06:00,255 YOU CAN ALMOST SEE THE WHOLE CAMPUS FROM HERE. 1183 01:06:00,257 --> 01:06:03,692 - I KNOW. IT'S AWESOME, RIGHT? - YEAH, IT IS. 1184 01:06:03,694 --> 01:06:06,528 SO MANY GOOD MEMORIES HERE. 1185 01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:09,230 - YEAH. - I'M GOING TO MISS IT. 1186 01:06:09,232 --> 01:06:11,132 MONTANA'S GONNA SUCK. 1187 01:06:11,134 --> 01:06:16,104 - COME ON, DON'T SAY THAT. THERE'S A WAY OUT OF THIS. 1188 01:06:16,106 --> 01:06:18,273 - MY MOM'S NOT GONNA STOP UNTIL SHE FINDS THE TRUTH. 1189 01:06:18,275 --> 01:06:19,574 - WELL... 1190 01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:22,510 IF YOU COULD GET TRUMAN TO RE-ENROLL YOU, 1191 01:06:22,512 --> 01:06:25,113 YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO LIE TO YOUR MOM AT ALL. 1192 01:06:25,115 --> 01:06:27,148 YOU'D ACTUALLY BE GOING TO EASTWOOD. 1193 01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:29,184 - I'M NOT EXACTLY IN THE POSITION TO GET TRUMAN 1194 01:06:29,186 --> 01:06:31,619 TO DO ANYTHING FOR ME. 1195 01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:33,421 - THEN I GUESS YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET HIM 1196 01:06:33,423 --> 01:06:34,689 TO SEE THINGS YOUR WAY. 1197 01:06:34,691 --> 01:06:37,225 - DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T? 1198 01:06:37,227 --> 01:06:39,194 - POSSIBLY. 1199 01:06:39,196 --> 01:06:40,996 - WHAT? 1200 01:06:40,998 --> 01:06:43,198 - WELL, YOU KNOW THAT PIZZA PLACE I WORK FOR? 1201 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,366 - YEAH. 1202 01:06:44,368 --> 01:06:46,735 - WE DELIVER 24 HOURS A DAY. 1203 01:06:46,737 --> 01:06:48,770 - SO? 1204 01:06:48,772 --> 01:06:50,672 - SO... 1205 01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:53,708 THAT MEANS... 1206 01:06:53,710 --> 01:06:55,377 WAIT FOR IT. 1207 01:06:55,379 --> 01:06:57,178 NOW. 1208 01:07:02,051 --> 01:07:03,585 - I DON'T GET IT. 1209 01:07:06,789 --> 01:07:11,092 - WHOA. IS THAT MR. TRUMAN? - YEAH. 1210 01:07:11,094 --> 01:07:12,694 - WHAT IS HE DOING? - I DON'T KNOW. 1211 01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:16,097 HE ORDERS A BARBECUE-CHICKEN PIZZA EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT. 1212 01:07:16,099 --> 01:07:18,500 - WHY? - NO IDEA. 1213 01:07:18,502 --> 01:07:21,036 WANT TO FIND OUT? 1214 01:07:40,189 --> 01:07:42,257 WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S LOOKING AT? 1215 01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:45,093 - I DON'T KNOW. WHAT TIME IS IT? 1216 01:07:45,095 --> 01:07:46,528 IT'S 11:00. 1217 01:07:50,366 --> 01:07:54,269 WHAT IS HE DOING HERE SO LATE? 1218 01:07:54,271 --> 01:07:55,703 - SHADY STUFF. 1219 01:07:55,705 --> 01:07:59,374 I WISH WE COULD SEE HIS SCREEN. 1220 01:08:00,776 --> 01:08:02,577 - I THINK THAT CAN BE ARRANGED. 1221 01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:18,126 - OH. 1222 01:08:21,131 --> 01:08:26,568 ¶ ¶ 1223 01:08:26,570 --> 01:08:29,537 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I'M SORRY. 1224 01:08:29,539 --> 01:08:31,106 - I KNOW. 1225 01:08:31,108 --> 01:08:32,841 - I REALLY MEAN THAT. 1226 01:08:32,843 --> 01:08:33,875 ¶ ¶ 1227 01:08:33,877 --> 01:08:35,577 - I KNOW. 1228 01:08:35,579 --> 01:08:37,712 - ASKING YOU TO RISK YOUR NECK FOR ME ALL THE TIME 1229 01:08:37,714 --> 01:08:40,748 IS PRETTY SELFISH. 1230 01:08:40,750 --> 01:08:44,119 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IF IT WAS YOU WHO NEEDED ME 1231 01:08:44,121 --> 01:08:45,553 TO DO SOME SHADY STUFF, 1232 01:08:45,555 --> 01:08:47,889 I WOULD DO IT IN AN INSTANT. 1233 01:08:47,891 --> 01:08:51,126 - WELL, I WAS PLANNING 1234 01:08:51,128 --> 01:08:53,294 ON STEALING THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. 1235 01:08:57,434 --> 01:08:59,767 - I BROUGHT YOU A BURRITO. 1236 01:09:02,204 --> 01:09:03,905 - YEAH, OKAY, I FORGIVE YOU. 1237 01:09:05,341 --> 01:09:08,143 WHO'S THAT? 1238 01:09:08,145 --> 01:09:09,444 - OH, THAT'S KATIE. 1239 01:09:09,446 --> 01:09:13,148 - HI. - HI. 1240 01:09:20,656 --> 01:09:22,457 YOU REALLY THINK THERE'S SOMETHING SHADY ON HERE? 1241 01:09:22,459 --> 01:09:24,592 - ABSOLUTELY. THERE'S--THERE'S GOT TO BE. 1242 01:09:24,594 --> 01:09:26,861 - SO YOU RECORDED THIS FROM TRUMAN'S COMPUTER? 1243 01:09:26,863 --> 01:09:28,897 - YEAH. WHAT TIME DID YOU SEE HIM LOG ON? 1244 01:09:28,899 --> 01:09:31,599 AROUND 11:00. 1245 01:09:31,601 --> 01:09:33,501 - WAIT. HOW FAR BACK DOES THIS GO? 1246 01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:35,503 - I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, WE CAN GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE POINT 1247 01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:36,838 WHERE WE BUGGED HIS COMPUTER. 1248 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,473 I GOT EVERYTHING ON THE HARD DRIVE, SO... 1249 01:09:38,475 --> 01:09:40,508 - WAIT, WAIT, LOOK. 1250 01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:43,645 HE PLAYS ONLINE BLACKJACK? 1251 01:09:43,647 --> 01:09:46,181 BUT WHY WOULD HE DO THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 1252 01:09:46,183 --> 01:09:47,582 AT SCHOOL? 1253 01:09:47,584 --> 01:09:50,585 - I MEAN--HE MUST BE HIDING IT FROM SOMEONE. 1254 01:09:50,587 --> 01:09:52,587 - HIS WIFE, PROBABLY. 1255 01:09:55,224 --> 01:09:57,425 - WHOA, LOOK AT THIS. 1256 01:09:57,427 --> 01:10:00,461 HE JUST LOST $600 RIGHT THERE. - OH-- 1257 01:10:00,463 --> 01:10:02,230 - I'D SAY HE DEFINITELY HAS A PROBLEM. 1258 01:10:02,232 --> 01:10:04,599 - OH, WOW. 1259 01:10:04,601 --> 01:10:07,502 - NO, THIS IS INSANE. HE JUST LOST ANOTHER GRAND. 1260 01:10:07,504 --> 01:10:10,271 - WOW! HE SUCKS. 1261 01:10:10,273 --> 01:10:11,940 I MEAN, HE'S GOT TO GIVE UP AT SOME POINT, RIGHT? 1262 01:10:11,942 --> 01:10:13,841 I MEAN, THIS IS CRAZY. 1263 01:10:13,843 --> 01:10:15,677 - MAYBE HIS WIFE MIGHT WANT TO SEE THIS. 1264 01:10:17,446 --> 01:10:19,547 YEAH. 1265 01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:21,449 WHAT'S HE DOING? IS HE QUITTING? 1266 01:10:22,785 --> 01:10:24,819 - I DON'T KNOW. 1267 01:10:28,557 --> 01:10:31,926 - DOES THAT--? 1268 01:10:31,928 --> 01:10:34,562 DOES THAT SAY "EASTWOOD"? 1269 01:10:36,699 --> 01:10:38,233 - WAIT. DID HE JUST-- 1270 01:10:38,235 --> 01:10:41,769 - HE JUST STOLE MONEY FROM THE SCHOOL. 1271 01:10:41,771 --> 01:10:45,240 - DUDE, THAT IS, LIKE, SERIOUS JAIL TIME RIGHT THERE. 1272 01:10:45,242 --> 01:10:46,474 THIS IS HUGE. 1273 01:10:46,476 --> 01:10:48,576 - WAIT. SO WE JUST RECORDED-- 1274 01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:52,480 - WE JUST RECORDED BLACKMAIL JACKPOT. 1275 01:10:52,482 --> 01:10:56,017 - DUDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. HE MUST BE OUT OF HIS MIND. 1276 01:10:56,019 --> 01:10:58,586 - DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN GET TRUMAN TO RE-ENROLL YOU? 1277 01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:02,590 - THIS MEANS WE CAN GET TRUMAN TO DO ANYTHING. 1278 01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:04,692 - YES. 1279 01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:05,827 YES! 1280 01:11:28,851 --> 01:11:32,487 - OOH, TELL HIM TO COME ALONE. 1281 01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:34,322 - BUT WHO WOULD HE BRING? 1282 01:11:34,324 --> 01:11:36,858 - JUST DO IT. IT'S CREEPY. 1283 01:11:36,860 --> 01:11:41,429 - OH, ALSO TELL HIM HE'S A DOUCHE. 1284 01:11:41,431 --> 01:11:43,431 - WHY? 1285 01:11:43,433 --> 01:11:45,066 - 'CAUSE HE'S A DOUCHE. 1286 01:11:55,344 --> 01:11:56,711 - YOU GOING TO BED SOON? 1287 01:12:00,649 --> 01:12:02,483 FELIX. 1288 01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:05,620 - SORRY. YEAH, I'M GOING TO PASS OUT IN A BIT. 1289 01:12:05,622 --> 01:12:07,522 - OKAY, JUST CHECKING IN ON YOU. 1290 01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:09,657 GET SOME SLEEP. 1291 01:12:09,659 --> 01:12:12,060 - GOOD NIGHT, DAD. 1292 01:12:26,642 --> 01:12:28,009 GARY. 1293 01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:29,410 NICE CAR. 1294 01:12:30,446 --> 01:12:32,447 - ARE YOU REALLY THIS STUPID? 1295 01:12:32,449 --> 01:12:34,849 HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO HAVE YOU ARRESTED THIS WEEK? 1296 01:12:36,386 --> 01:12:38,553 - OH, YOU'RE GOING TO CALL THE COPS? 1297 01:12:38,555 --> 01:12:39,954 IF YOU ARE, THEN GREAT. 1298 01:12:39,956 --> 01:12:41,723 I'D LOVE TO TELL THEM ABOUT THE $10,000 1299 01:12:41,725 --> 01:12:45,760 YOU STOLE FROM THE SCHOOL TO FUND YOUR GAMBLING ADDICTION. 1300 01:12:45,762 --> 01:12:47,995 YEAH. - IT'S YOUR WORD AGAINST MINE. 1301 01:12:47,997 --> 01:12:51,499 WHO DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA SIDE WITH, ANYWAY? 1302 01:12:51,501 --> 01:12:53,534 - I BUGGED YOUR LAPTOP, GARY. 1303 01:12:53,536 --> 01:12:56,037 I HAVE HARD EVIDENCE OF ALL YOUR ACTIVITY 1304 01:12:56,039 --> 01:12:58,005 ON MY HARD DRIVE. 1305 01:12:58,007 --> 01:13:00,842 AND, FRANKLY, I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE 1306 01:13:00,844 --> 01:13:02,377 PICKING SIDES. 1307 01:13:05,514 --> 01:13:07,648 - WHAT IS THIS? 1308 01:13:07,650 --> 01:13:10,385 DO YOU WANT MONEY? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1309 01:13:10,387 --> 01:13:11,619 - ENROLLMENT. 1310 01:13:11,621 --> 01:13:13,721 - "ENROLLMENT"? - I WANT ENROLLMENT 1311 01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:15,690 IN THE NEXT SEMESTER AT EASTWOOD. 1312 01:13:15,692 --> 01:13:17,859 AND I WANT THE FORMS FILLED OUT BY MONDAY. 1313 01:13:17,861 --> 01:13:21,095 - THAT'S RIDICULOUS. - GARY. 1314 01:13:21,097 --> 01:13:23,498 THESE LAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN HELL FOR ME. 1315 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,466 BUT I KNOW THERE'S STILL A CHANCE FOR ME 1316 01:13:25,468 --> 01:13:27,468 TO SET THINGS STRAIGHT. 1317 01:13:27,470 --> 01:13:29,704 - W-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1318 01:13:29,706 --> 01:13:31,873 - YOU ONCE ASKED ME, 1319 01:13:31,875 --> 01:13:33,608 "WHAT KIND OF FUTURE DO YOU SEE FOR YOURSELF"? 1320 01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:36,411 I THOUGHT ABOUT IT... 1321 01:13:36,413 --> 01:13:39,714 A LOT. 1322 01:13:39,716 --> 01:13:42,417 AND MY FUTURE IS HERE AT EASTWOOD. 1323 01:13:42,419 --> 01:13:44,185 - NO, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, FELIX. 1324 01:13:44,187 --> 01:13:45,853 THE FACULTY WON'T APPROVE IT. 1325 01:13:47,456 --> 01:13:48,790 - I THINK YOU'LL FIND THE WAY. 1326 01:13:48,792 --> 01:13:51,692 - OH, REALLY? WHY IS THAT? 1327 01:13:51,694 --> 01:13:53,961 - 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL, GARY. 1328 01:13:58,067 --> 01:13:59,767 - YOU'RE NOT LISTENING. 1329 01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:02,069 I NEED THOSE FORMS AUTHORIZED BY TOMORROW MORNING. 1330 01:14:02,071 --> 01:14:03,571 YOU UNDERSTAND? 1331 01:14:03,573 --> 01:14:05,640 HOLD ON A SECOND. 1332 01:14:05,642 --> 01:14:07,875 COME ON IN, COME ON IN. HI. 1333 01:14:09,144 --> 01:14:10,945 I NEED YOU TO SEARCH FOR FORM A-13. 1334 01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:12,914 IT'S THE ENROLLMENT FORM, OKAY? - YEAH, OF COURSE. 1335 01:14:12,916 --> 01:14:14,682 GET RIGHT ON IT. - GREAT. GREAT. 1336 01:14:14,684 --> 01:14:17,018 - YEAH, I'VE GOT MY T.A. WORKING ON IT RIGHT NOW, UH-HUH. 1337 01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:36,137 - FELIX! 1338 01:14:36,139 --> 01:14:39,607 WHAT IN THE-- - DANNY! 1339 01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:41,008 - NO, NO, NO! 1340 01:14:41,010 --> 01:14:43,211 - OW! OW! - CHILL. 1341 01:14:43,213 --> 01:14:46,514 - I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU... 1342 01:14:46,516 --> 01:14:48,149 BUT I RESPECT YOU. 1343 01:14:48,151 --> 01:14:50,117 OH. OKAY. 1344 01:14:50,119 --> 01:14:51,853 AH. WAIT, SO-- 1345 01:14:51,855 --> 01:14:53,254 OKAY, SO HOW DID LAST NIGHT WITH TRUMAN GO? 1346 01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:55,156 IS HE GONNA ENROLL YOU? - UH... 1347 01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:58,259 HE DIDN'T EXACTLY SAY YES, BUT HE DIDN'T SAY NO EITHER, 1348 01:14:58,261 --> 01:15:00,161 SO... 1349 01:15:00,163 --> 01:15:03,865 - MAYBE YOU NEED TO THREATEN HIM A LITTLE MORE. 1350 01:15:05,901 --> 01:15:07,502 - WHAT IS THIS? 1351 01:15:07,504 --> 01:15:09,270 UH, AN ENROLLMENT FORM. 1352 01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:10,972 - FOR FELIX? 1353 01:15:13,743 --> 01:15:14,909 - YES. 1354 01:15:14,911 --> 01:15:16,544 - WHY? 1355 01:15:16,546 --> 01:15:18,946 - IT'S... 1356 01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:20,681 IT'S NOT SO EASY TO EXPLAIN. 1357 01:15:20,683 --> 01:15:23,551 - YOU CAN'T DO THIS. 1358 01:15:23,553 --> 01:15:25,820 - HE'S GOT ME IN A REALLY BAD SPOT, VANESSA. 1359 01:15:25,822 --> 01:15:27,622 - WHAT IS IT--BLACKMAIL? DON'T EVEN-- 1360 01:15:27,624 --> 01:15:29,624 DON'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING. 1361 01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:32,760 - I-I REALLY DON'T HAVE A CHOICE HERE. 1362 01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:37,265 - MR. TRUMAN, YES, YOU DO. I CAN HELP YOU. 1363 01:15:37,267 --> 01:15:38,799 - "IF MY DEMANDS AREN'T MET, 1364 01:15:38,801 --> 01:15:40,568 "THEN I WILL BE FORCED 1365 01:15:40,570 --> 01:15:43,971 TO TURN THE HARD DRIVE DIRECTLY OVER TO THE POLICE." 1366 01:15:43,973 --> 01:15:45,907 HOW WAS THAT? - PERFECT. 1367 01:15:45,909 --> 01:15:48,042 - POUNDS ALL AROUND. 1368 01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:49,977 - AMAZING. 1369 01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:52,079 - YOU GUYS WANT TO GET BURRITOS? I'M STARVING. 1370 01:15:52,081 --> 01:15:54,315 - YEAH. - AREN'T YOU GROUNDED? 1371 01:15:54,317 --> 01:15:57,652 - THAT IS WHAT THIS GUY IS HERE FOR. 1372 01:15:57,654 --> 01:15:58,986 - OH, DON'T. 1373 01:16:04,594 --> 01:16:06,627 - HELLO. - MR. TRUMAN? 1374 01:16:06,629 --> 01:16:08,296 - YES. 1375 01:16:08,298 --> 01:16:10,298 - OH, MY GOD, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ALL WEEKEND. 1376 01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:12,266 THIS IS JULIE, FELIX'S MOM. 1377 01:16:12,268 --> 01:16:14,235 WE NEED TO TALK. 1378 01:16:14,237 --> 01:16:17,238 - YES, WE DO. 1379 01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:20,641 - OH, THAT BURRITO WAS FANTASTIC. 1380 01:16:20,643 --> 01:16:22,643 HOWEVER, I AM GOING TO NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM 1381 01:16:22,645 --> 01:16:23,878 AND A SCENTED CANDLE. 1382 01:16:28,585 --> 01:16:29,617 WHOA. 1383 01:16:38,794 --> 01:16:40,061 - WHERE'S THE HARD DRIVE? 1384 01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:41,896 - I PUT IT IN THAT DRAWER. 1385 01:16:46,368 --> 01:16:49,070 - PLEASE TELL ME YOU MADE A COPY OF THAT VIDEO. 1386 01:16:49,072 --> 01:16:50,605 - WHAT VIDEO? 1387 01:16:50,607 --> 01:16:52,206 - THE TRUMAN VIDEO. 1388 01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:55,142 AND, NO, I DID NOT MAKE A COPY. 1389 01:16:56,778 --> 01:16:58,112 WAIT. NO. 1390 01:16:58,114 --> 01:17:00,848 THERE IS TECHNICALLY STILL ONE MORE COPY. 1391 01:17:00,850 --> 01:17:02,883 - SO YOU MADE A COPY. - TRUMAN'S COMPUTER-- 1392 01:17:02,885 --> 01:17:04,619 THERE'S STILL A HARD COPY ON HIS LAPTOP. 1393 01:17:04,621 --> 01:17:07,188 - LET'S GO. 1394 01:17:15,731 --> 01:17:17,331 VANESSA... 1395 01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:21,035 FUNNY SEEING YOU HERE. DID TRUMAN PUT YOU UP TO THIS? 1396 01:17:21,037 --> 01:17:22,770 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - THE DRIVE--GIVE IT BACK. 1397 01:17:26,208 --> 01:17:28,376 - BLACKMAILING THE DEAN OF STUDENTS? 1398 01:17:28,378 --> 01:17:29,877 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, FELIX? 1399 01:17:29,879 --> 01:17:31,278 - NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, 1400 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:33,047 BUT I'M NOT DOING IT FOR THE MONEY. 1401 01:17:33,049 --> 01:17:35,416 - I DON'T CARE. YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK TO EASTWOOD. 1402 01:17:35,418 --> 01:17:37,685 - IS THAT THE ONLY WAY FOR YOU TO SUCCEED, IS TO WATCH ME FAIL? 1403 01:17:37,687 --> 01:17:39,320 - YOU'RE A CHEATER, FELIX. 1404 01:17:39,322 --> 01:17:43,891 EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST TOO STUPID TO SEE IT, EVEN YOUR PARENTS. 1405 01:17:43,893 --> 01:17:46,661 IT'S ALL FAKE, JUST LIKE YOUR REPORT CARD. 1406 01:17:46,663 --> 01:17:48,162 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA PUT IN THE WORK 1407 01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:50,031 AND ACTUALLY TRY TO PLAY BY THE RULES? 1408 01:17:50,033 --> 01:17:52,333 - WHY DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO COME BACK TO EASTWOOD? 1409 01:17:52,335 --> 01:17:54,702 - PROBABLY JUST TO SPITE ME. 1410 01:17:54,704 --> 01:17:57,004 - I JUST NEED ANOTHER CHANCE. 1411 01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,706 AND I'M WILLING TO PUT IN THE WORK. 1412 01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:01,375 I WILL. I WANT TO. 1413 01:18:01,377 --> 01:18:03,744 DON'T YOU THINK I DESERVE ONE MORE CHANCE? 1414 01:18:06,214 --> 01:18:08,282 WHERE'S THE DRIVE, VANESSA? 1415 01:18:08,284 --> 01:18:11,118 - I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE IT. DIDN'T YOU MAKE A BACKUP? 1416 01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:14,155 - I NEED THAT DRIVE. 1417 01:18:16,758 --> 01:18:18,693 - IT'S IN HIS BOTTOM DESK DRAWER. 1418 01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:22,029 I'M SURE IF YOU RUN, YOU CAN GET IT BEFORE HE WIPES IT. 1419 01:18:35,077 --> 01:18:37,178 - WELCOME BACK, FELIX. 1420 01:18:37,180 --> 01:18:40,481 - IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK, GARY. 1421 01:18:40,483 --> 01:18:43,150 - I FINISHED YOUR ENROLLMENT FORMS. 1422 01:18:49,958 --> 01:18:51,892 SHAME YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THEM. 1423 01:18:55,363 --> 01:18:58,999 OH, AND, UH, I WIPED EVERYTHING OFF OF YOUR DRIVE. 1424 01:18:59,001 --> 01:19:01,102 - WHAT ABOUT OUR DEAL? 1425 01:19:01,104 --> 01:19:03,070 - LOOKS LIKE OUR DEAL IS OFF. 1426 01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:08,776 YOUR MOM IS ON HER WAY. SO ARE THE POLICE. 1427 01:19:08,778 --> 01:19:11,479 I BEAT YOU, FELIX. 1428 01:19:21,022 --> 01:19:24,792 OH, MY GOD. 1429 01:19:24,794 --> 01:19:26,193 - OH, AND I-I WOULDN'T WORRY 1430 01:19:26,195 --> 01:19:29,396 ABOUT BRINGING ANY OF THIS UP TO THE POLICE. 1431 01:19:29,398 --> 01:19:32,199 I'VE TIED UP ALL LOOSE ENDS. 1432 01:19:36,338 --> 01:19:38,172 - SO YOU WIPED THE LAPTOP. 1433 01:19:41,476 --> 01:19:43,110 - LAPTOP? 1434 01:19:51,554 --> 01:19:57,358 ¶ ¶ 1435 01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,493 - ALL THE EVIDENCE I NEED IS, UH... 1436 01:19:59,495 --> 01:20:01,395 ON THAT LAPTOP. 1437 01:20:05,834 --> 01:20:08,402 - STOP! 1438 01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:17,011 - YOU, UH... 1439 01:20:17,013 --> 01:20:20,347 MIGHT WANT TO TAPE THESE BACK TOGETHER. 1440 01:20:26,354 --> 01:20:27,388 - FELIX? 1441 01:20:29,024 --> 01:20:30,291 - HI, MOM. 1442 01:20:31,359 --> 01:20:33,294 - IS HE IN TROUBLE? 1443 01:20:33,296 --> 01:20:34,895 - UH... 1444 01:20:37,299 --> 01:20:40,501 "TROUBLE"? NO, NO TROUBLE. 1445 01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:42,036 - OKAY. 1446 01:20:42,038 --> 01:20:45,840 WHAT--WHAT IS GOING ON? WHY ARE THE POLICE HERE? 1447 01:20:45,842 --> 01:20:49,276 - OH, WHY ARE THE POLICE HERE, MR. TRUMAN? 1448 01:20:51,213 --> 01:20:56,150 - UM, THAT'S KIND OF... HARD TO EXPLAIN. 1449 01:20:56,152 --> 01:21:00,988 YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD MEET AT ANOTHER TIME, MRS. O'NEIL. 1450 01:21:00,990 --> 01:21:03,958 - MR. TRUMAN, I HAVE GONE TO GREAT LENGTHS 1451 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:06,994 TO MEET WITH YOU, UH, AND TO BE FRANK, 1452 01:21:06,996 --> 01:21:09,530 I AM KIND OF FED UP WITH THIS WHOLE SITUATION. 1453 01:21:09,532 --> 01:21:12,166 I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW. 1454 01:21:12,168 --> 01:21:14,535 HIS REPORT CARD... 1455 01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:16,437 IT'S FAKED. 1456 01:21:16,439 --> 01:21:17,571 RIGHT? 1457 01:21:24,246 --> 01:21:28,649 - MM, MM, MM. NO, NO. 1458 01:21:28,651 --> 01:21:31,118 THIS--THIS LOOKS RIGHT TO ME. 1459 01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:32,920 - WHAT? 1460 01:21:34,656 --> 01:21:37,291 FELIX HAS BEEN DOING... 1461 01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:40,961 REMARKABLY WELL HERE AT EASTWOOD. 1462 01:21:40,963 --> 01:21:42,463 - REALLY? 1463 01:21:44,366 --> 01:21:46,533 - AND HE'S-- HE'S BEEN PARTICIPATING 1464 01:21:46,535 --> 01:21:49,370 IN MANY... 1465 01:21:49,372 --> 01:21:52,406 EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES. 1466 01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:56,076 - LIKE THE SCHOOL PLAY, RIGHT? 1467 01:21:56,078 --> 01:21:58,112 - OH, THE SCHOOL PLAY-- 1468 01:21:58,114 --> 01:22:01,682 HE WAS JUST WONDERFUL AT THE SCHOOL PLAY. 1469 01:22:04,687 --> 01:22:09,356 ¶ ¶ 1470 01:22:09,358 --> 01:22:11,926 - TRUMAN SIGNED THE PAPERS, AND THREE DAYS LATER, 1471 01:22:11,928 --> 01:22:14,094 I WAS OFFICIALLY RE-ENROLLED HERE AT EASTWOOD HIGH... 1472 01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:19,667 WITH A FEW EXTRA BENEFITS. 1473 01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:24,405 - CAN WE MAKE THIS A DUET? 1474 01:22:24,407 --> 01:22:26,140 - THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ROOM. 1475 01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:30,945 - YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 1476 01:22:35,250 --> 01:22:36,684 - NEEDLESS TO SAY, 1477 01:22:36,686 --> 01:22:39,486 LOOKS LIKE THIS IS GONNA BE MY BEST YEAR YET. 1478 01:22:42,325 --> 01:22:44,024 - OH, SORRY. HEY. 1479 01:22:46,594 --> 01:22:48,262 STOP STALKING ME. 1480 01:22:48,264 --> 01:22:50,464 - YOU'RE RIDICULOUS. - SEE YOU AROUND... 1481 01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:51,632 IF YOU'RE LUCKY. 1482 01:22:59,741 --> 01:23:03,010 THE SHORTEST DEFINITION OF A GAME IS AS FOLLOWS-- 1483 01:23:03,012 --> 01:23:05,713 A COMPETITIVE ACTIVITY WITH A FIXED SET OF RULES. 1484 01:23:08,216 --> 01:23:10,417 THERE'S A POINT SYSTEM. 1485 01:23:10,419 --> 01:23:12,419 THERE ARE WINNERS. 1486 01:23:12,421 --> 01:23:14,521 THERE ARE LOSERS. 1487 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,592 THERE ARE ALLIES... 1488 01:23:18,594 --> 01:23:21,061 AND OPPONENTS. 1489 01:23:23,598 --> 01:23:25,466 HIGH SCHOOL IS A GAME. 1490 01:23:25,468 --> 01:23:29,003 AND I'M FINALLY HERE TO PLAY. 1491 01:23:42,751 --> 01:23:45,753 - ¶ TELL ME HOW ¶ 1492 01:23:45,755 --> 01:23:50,491 ¶ TELL ME HOW WE BOTH GOT HERE ¶ 1493 01:23:50,493 --> 01:23:53,627 ¶ WE KISS 'EM NOW ¶ 1494 01:23:53,629 --> 01:23:58,065 ¶ LOVE IS IN THE ATMOSPHERE ¶ 1495 01:23:58,067 --> 01:24:02,269 ¶ AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU ¶ 1496 01:24:02,271 --> 01:24:06,173 ¶ IT FEELS LIKE I'VE WAITED FOREVER ¶ 1497 01:24:06,175 --> 01:24:09,543 ¶ DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING ¶ 1498 01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:11,345 ¶ BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT ¶ 1499 01:24:11,347 --> 01:24:13,680 ¶ YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT ¶ 1500 01:24:13,682 --> 01:24:19,486 ¶ SO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TONIGHT ¶ 1501 01:24:19,488 --> 01:24:21,622 ¶ LONELY ON THE DANCE FLOOR ¶ 1502 01:24:21,624 --> 01:24:26,760 ¶ 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE ¶ 1503 01:24:26,762 --> 01:24:29,396 ¶ FOR A MOMENT LIKE THIS ¶ 1504 01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:35,069 ¶ SO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TONIGHT ¶ 1505 01:24:35,071 --> 01:24:37,171 ¶ LONELY ON THE DANCE FLOOR ¶ 1506 01:24:37,173 --> 01:24:42,342 ¶ 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE ¶ 1507 01:24:42,344 --> 01:24:45,112 ¶ FOR A MOMENT LIKE THIS ¶ 1508 01:24:45,114 --> 01:24:47,714 ¶ SHAKE YOU OFF ¶ 1509 01:24:47,716 --> 01:24:50,384 ¶ I CAN'T SEEM TO SHAKE YOU OFF ¶ 1510 01:24:50,386 --> 01:24:51,752 ¶ TONIGHT ¶ 1511 01:24:51,754 --> 01:24:55,556 ¶ YOUR BROKEN HEART ¶ 1512 01:24:55,558 --> 01:24:58,225 ¶ LET ME FIX YOUR BROKEN HEART ¶ 1513 01:24:58,227 --> 01:24:59,793 ¶ TONIGHT ¶ 1514 01:24:59,795 --> 01:25:04,164 ¶ SO, IF LOVE'S WHAT YOU'RE NEEDING ¶ 1515 01:25:04,166 --> 01:25:08,135 ¶ THEN LOVE IS WHAT YOU'RE GETTING, BABY ¶ 1516 01:25:08,137 --> 01:25:11,472 ¶ I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ¶ 1517 01:25:11,474 --> 01:25:13,373 ¶ THAT I'M HERE WITH YOU ¶ 1518 01:25:13,375 --> 01:25:15,676 ¶ YEAH, I'M HERE WITH YOU ¶ 1519 01:25:15,678 --> 01:25:21,448 ¶ SO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TONIGHT ¶ 1520 01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:23,550 ¶ LONELY ON THE DANCE FLOOR ¶ 1521 01:25:23,552 --> 01:25:28,655 ¶ 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE ¶ 1522 01:25:28,657 --> 01:25:31,291 ¶ FOR A MOMENT LIKE THIS ¶ 1523 01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:36,797 ¶ SO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TONIGHT ¶ 1524 01:25:36,799 --> 01:25:38,899 ¶ LONELY ON THE DANCE FLOOR ¶ 1525 01:25:38,901 --> 01:25:44,438 ¶ 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE... ¶