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January 11th at 2:30 PM...

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You'll do your statement separately.
This one's ours.

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...following a verbal dispute
in Brooklyn Bridge Park...

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...Zachary Cowan, age 11,
and armed with a stick...

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...struck our son, Ethan Longstreet,
in the face.

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In addition to the swelling and bruising
of Ethan's upper lip...

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...this act also resulted in
two broken incisors...

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...including nerve damage
to the right incisor.

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"Armed"?

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Armed. What...?
You don't like "armed"?

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Michael, what could we say?
"Carrying"? "Holding"?

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- Carrying a stick? All right?
- Carrying, yeah.

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- Carrying a stick.
- Carrying.

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It's ironic.

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I always thought Brooklyn Bridge Park
was so safe compared to Hillside.

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True. We always said,
"Brooklyn Bridge Park, fine.

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Hillside, no way."

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- It just goes to show you.
- Thank you.

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Hey, thank you so much for coming.

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It's so much better than getting
caught up in that adversarial mind-set.

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Well, we thank you. Really.

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I don't think there's any reason
for us to thank each other.

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Luckily, some of us still have
a sense of community. Right?

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Though the kids haven't got
that notion straight yet.

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- Right.
- I mean our kid.

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Right, our kid.

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Thank you.

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Those tulips are gorgeous.

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Oh, it's the florist up by Henry.
You know the one? All the way up.

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Oh, right.

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Yeah. They fly the bulbs
right in from Holland.

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- Twenty dollars for a whole bunch.
- Ls that a fact?

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Yeah. Do you know it?
All the way up.

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Right. Right.

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Well... So, what about the tooth
with the damaged nerve?

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Well, we don't know yet.

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There's some question
about the prognosis. Apparently...

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Well, apparently the nerve
is not completely exposed.

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- Only part of it is exposed.
- There's a part that's exposed...

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...and then there's a part
that's still protected.

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For now,
they're not gonna devitalize it.

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They wanna give the tooth
a chance.

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Yeah. We'd so love
to avoid a root canal.

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Oh, of course.

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There's an observation period while
they give the nerve a chance to heal.

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He's gonna need caps.

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- You can't have implants till you're 18.
- You can't.

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Yeah, so... They can only do implants
once they're done growing.

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Naturally.

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Well, we hope
it all turns out all right.

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One can only hope.

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Listen...

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He didn't wanna tell on Zachary.

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No, he didn't wanna tell.

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It was incredible to see this child
with no face left, no teeth.

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- He just wouldn't talk.
- I can just imagine.

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He didn't wanna tell on the kid.
His friends would say he's a snitch.

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Let's face it, Penny,
it wasn't just a sense of honor.

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Well, you could say that.
Honor requires a social context.

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So how did you finally get
Zachary's name?

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Well, because
we explained to Ethan...

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...that protecting this child
was not gonna help him.

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We told him if this kid thinks he can get
away with hitting, why should he stop?

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We told him if we were this child's
parents, we would wanna know.

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- Of course.
- Yeah. Excuse me one second.

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- Yes, Walter.
- Alan.

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Well, thanks for getting back to me.

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It's in this morning's Journal.
I'll read it to you.

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"According to a study published
by British journal Lancet..."

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...two Australian researchers have
identified neurological side effects...

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...of TW Pharma's
anti-hypertension medication Antril...

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"...including impaired hearing
and ataxia."

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How come nobody
told me about this?

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Who does your press monitoring
over there?

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- This is gonna mean trouble.
- You're in deep shit.

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What do we do?
Do we move on this right away?

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No, no. My problem is the ASM.

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You got an annual stockholders'
meeting in two weeks.

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Did you schedule a contingency
for litigation?

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I'm not sure. I have to check.

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- Walter. Walter.
- Yeah?

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Talk to PR. Find out if it was picked up
anywhere else and call me back.

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- Right.
- Okay.

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- Sorry.
- So you're, like, a...

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An attorney.

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- And yourself?
- Housewares supply.

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Penny's a writer.
She works part-time in a bookstore.

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- Mostly art books and history books.
- A writer?

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Well, I cowrote a volume
on Sabaean civilization...

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...working with artifacts
that were retrieved...

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...after the Ethiopia-Eritrea conflict.

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But right now I'm working on
a book about the Darfur tragedy.

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Do you specialize in Africa?

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I'm interested
in that part of the world, yes.

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And do you have
any other children?

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There's Courtney. She's 9.

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She's very angry
with her father right now...

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...because he got rid of the hamster
last night.

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- You got rid of the hamster?
- Yeah.

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The thing was making
such a racket at night.

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They sleep during the day.
It was driving Ethan crazy, so...

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You know, he couldn't take the racket
that thing was making. Yeah.

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I don't mind telling you,
I've been wanting to...

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...get rid of the thing
for the longest time.

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Finally I said, "That's it!"
Took it out, left it on the street.

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You left it on the street?

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I figured it was
a gutter-sewer animal...

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...but the thing was scared out
of its wits out there on the sidewalk.

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They're not pets
and they're not wild.

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You drop them in the forest,
still not happy.

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I don't know where
you're supposed to put them.

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So you just left him outside?

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Yeah, he did.

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He tried to convince Courtney
that the hamster ran away...

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...which of course,
she was not buying.

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And this morning
the hamster was gone?

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Gone.

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What about you?
What do you do for a living?

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Oh, I'm an investment broker.

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Let me...
I'm just gonna ask this directly.

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Could Zachary apologize to Ethan?

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Sure. It would be good
if they talked.

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No, he's got to apologize, Alan.

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He has to actually say he's sorry.

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- Yeah, probably.
- Well, is he sorry?

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He doesn't realize
how serious it was.

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He's 11 years old.

128
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Well, 11's not a baby.

129
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Well, it's not an adult either.

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We forgot to ask you guys,
you want some coffee or tea?

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Is there any of that cobbler left,
Penny? She makes a mean cobbler.

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- You got espresso?
- We do.

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- I wouldn't mind a cup.
- Glass of water.

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Yeah. I'll take an espresso too, babe.
And bring the cobbler. Come on in.

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Please. Please, have a seat.
Have a seat.

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I didn't mean to rush you out.
Here. Here.

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- Thank you.
- Yeah.

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- Yeah.
- Thanks.

139
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You gotta taste this cobbler.

140
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Where's the cobbler?

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She put the cobbler
in the fridge again.

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I don't know what language I'm
supposed to speak to that woman in.

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Nice couple.

144
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Very.

145
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They're nice, right?

146
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Do you tell everybody I'm a writer?

147
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You are a writer. You wrote a book.

148
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Good cobbler is not easy to make.

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What do you sell?

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Decorative hardware. Door locks,
handles, copper fittings and...

151
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That's... Thank you.

152
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And kitchen equipment.
Pots and pans. Yeah.

153
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Is that a good living?

154
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You know, it's not like we had
any banner years or anything.

155
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It was tough starting out.

156
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As long as I'm out there
every morning with my sample case...

157
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...and my catalog, it's a living.

158
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Although the cast-iron roasting pans
do pick up around the holidays.

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Yeah.

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When you saw that a hamster
was terrified...

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...why didn't you bring it home?

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Because I don't touch those things.

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You put it on the sidewalk.

164
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It was in a cage,
so I flipped it on its side.

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There's no way
I'm touching those things.

166
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- Sugar?
- No sugar.

167
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What kind of cobbler
did you make?

168
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Apple and pear.

169
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Apple and pear?

170
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Yeah. It's, you know...
It's a little recipe of mine.

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But it's a shame it's cold.

172
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Apple and pear. That's new to me.

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Apple and pear is a classic.
Of course, there's a twist to it.

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Oh, really?

175
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You have to cut the pears thicker than
the apples because they cook faster.

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Oh, right.

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- She's not telling you the real secret.
- Let them taste it.

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Very good. Very good.

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- Delicious.
- Gingerbread crumbs.

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Oh, my God.

181
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Well, it's really just a souped-up
old-school recipe.

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His mother gave me the idea.

183
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Gingerbread. Fantastic.

184
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At least we get a new recipe
out of this, right?

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I wish my son didn't have to
lose two teeth in the process.

186
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Right. That's what I meant.

187
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You have a novel way
of expressing it.

188
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No, hey, I... Excuse me.

189
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Yeah, Walter.

190
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No. No, no. No letters to the editor.

191
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You'll just fan the flames.

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- Well, was it scheduled?
- No.

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We decided to let it go.

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What are these disorders anyway?
What is ataxia?

195
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It's lack of balance
and unsteady or jerky gait.

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- In normal doses?
- Ln normal doses, rarely.

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- How long have you known this?
- Two years, two and a half years.

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And in all that time,
you haven't recalled it?

199
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You're joking, right?

200
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What are we talking about
in revenues?

201
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Oh, I see.

202
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Okay.

203
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Al. We're all waiting for you.

204
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Yeah, right. One second.

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- Dennis?
- Did you talk to him?

206
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They've known about the risks
for two and a half years.

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- Jesus!
- Yeah.

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An internal report.

209
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But the undesirable side effects
are not established.

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No precautionary measures.

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They didn't schedule a reserve.
Nothing in the annual report.

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I can't believe it.
What are the symptoms?

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Lack of balance, jerky gait.
The works.

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Basically, you look like you're drunk.

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Roughly half a billion in revenues.

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- You there?
- Yeah. What'd you advise him to do?

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- Well, deny.
- Of course.

218
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That dumb shit wanted us
to write a letter to the editor.

219
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No way we're writing a letter.

220
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On the other hand,
if we see this is getting picked up...

221
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...we could do a press release...

222
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...like "somebody's spreading
false rumors two weeks..."

223
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"...from the ASM" kind of thing.

224
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- Want me to broach it with him?
- No, he's calling back.

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We'll talk and then work
on a press release.

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Okay.

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I've been so busy,
I hardly had time for lunch.

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Help yourself. Help yourself. Here.

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- Here.
- Thanks.

230
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No, no. Go on. Go on.

231
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I know I have no manners.

232
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Where were we?

233
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We were saying it would
have been so much nicer...

234
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...if we'd met some other way.

235
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This cobbler, right.

236
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- So your mother, huh?
- His mother.

237
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It's my mother's recipe.
Pen made it.

238
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Your mother doesn't use
apples and pears.

239
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No.

240
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She's about to have an operation.
Poor thing.

241
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- Oh, really? What for?
- Her knee.

242
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She's gonna get a
polyethylene and metallic prosthesis.

243
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:09,000
And she's all worried about what's
gonna be left of it after the cremation.

244
00:14:09,170 --> 00:14:10,790
Michael, don't be mean.

245
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,130
She doesn't wanna be buried
next to my father.

246
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:15,300
She wants to be cremated
and put upstate...

247
00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:17,430
...next to her mother who's all alone.

248
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:21,560
Couple of urns jabbering away
on the shores of Lake Sebago.

249
00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:28,650
We're very touched
by how generous you're being.

250
00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:31,480
We realize how you're trying
to smooth things out here...

251
00:14:31,650 --> 00:14:33,980
...instead of making them worse.

252
00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:35,860
Please. It's the least we can do.

253
00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:37,570
Yeah.

254
00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:42,160
No, come on. I mean, so many parents
just take their kid's side...

255
00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:44,660
...acting like children themselves.

256
00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:46,870
If Ethan had broken
two of Zachary's teeth...

257
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,710
...Alan and I might have had
more of a knee-jerk reaction.

258
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,960
I'm not sure we would
see the big picture.

259
00:14:52,130 --> 00:14:53,500
Sure you would.

260
00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:55,800
- She's right. I'm not so sure.
- You would.

261
00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:59,260
We all know this could have happened
the other way around.

262
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,800
What does Zachary say about this?

263
00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:04,770
How is he experiencing it?

264
00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:07,850
He doesn't talk much.
A little overwhelmed, I guess.

265
00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:10,310
But he realizes that
he disfigured his schoolmate?

266
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:14,780
No. No, he doesn't realize
that he disfigured his schoolmate.

267
00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:16,610
Why do you say that?

268
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,400
Of course Zachary realizes.

269
00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:21,320
He realizes that this violent behavior
is unacceptable...

270
00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:23,410
...not that he disfigured
his schoolmate.

271
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:26,040
You don't like the word,
but the word is appropriate.

272
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,410
My son did not disfigure your son.

273
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:30,040
Your son disfigured our son.

274
00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:32,880
Come back after school.
Look at his mouth, his teeth.

275
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,290
Momentarily disfigured.

276
00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:36,800
His mouth will be fine
when the swelling goes down.

277
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,220
As for the teeth, we'd be willing
to chip in for the best dental care.

278
00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:41,430
We've got insurance.

279
00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:43,760
What we want
is for the boys to patch it up...

280
00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:46,060
...make sure nothing like this
happens again.

281
00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:47,520
Let's set up a meeting.

282
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,020
- Yeah, exactly.
- Should we be there?

283
00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:52,770
They don't need coaching.
Let them work it out like men.

284
00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:54,770
Like men. Alan, don't be ridiculous.

285
00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:57,280
On the other hand,
maybe we don't need to be there.

286
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,530
Maybe it's better
if we weren't there, right?

287
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:02,660
The issue is not whether we're there
or whether we're not there.

288
00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:04,990
The issue is,
do they wanna talk about this?

289
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,490
Do they wanna work this out?

290
00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:08,120
- Ethan does.
- Does Zachary?

291
00:16:08,290 --> 00:16:11,290
- We won't give him a choice.
- It has to come from him.

292
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:12,620
Zachary acts like a thug.

293
00:16:12,790 --> 00:16:15,340
We're not gonna wait around
for him to see the light.

294
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:20,090
If Zachary sees Ethan in a punitive
context because he's forced to...

295
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:23,260
...I just don't see anything positive
coming out of that.

296
00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:25,720
Mrs. Longstreet,
our son is a maniac.

297
00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:28,970
If you hope he'll suddenly
and spontaneously get all apologetic...

298
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:30,140
...you're dreaming.

299
00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:33,400
Look, I'm sorry. I really do have
to get back to the office.

300
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,310
Nancy, you'll stay.
You'll let me know what was decided.

301
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,980
I'm no use to anyone anyway.

302
00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:40,780
Women always think you need
the man, you need the father.

303
00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:42,360
Like it would do any good.

304
00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:45,030
Look, I'm really sorry,
but I can't stay either.

305
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,580
My husband has never been much
of an "I'll push the stroller" -type daddy.

306
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,910
Well, it's too bad. It goes by so fast.

307
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,080
Michael, you loved
taking care of the kids.

308
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:56,250
- He had a ball pushing that stroller.
- Yeah, sure.

309
00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:59,170
So, what did we decide?

310
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:02,420
Could you come over to our place
at about 7:30 with Ethan?

311
00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:04,890
Seven-thirty all right?

312
00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:06,970
Well, if you want my opinion...

313
00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:08,510
Yes, please.

314
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,390
I think Zachary
should come over here.

315
00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:13,560
- Yeah, I agree.
- The victim shouldn't make the trip.

316
00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:14,980
- Yeah, that's right.
- Okay.

317
00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:16,980
Well, I can't be anywhere at 7:30.

318
00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:19,940
Who needs you?
You're useless, right?

319
00:17:20,110 --> 00:17:23,490
Seriously, I think it's important
for his father to come.

320
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,700
Not tonight. Hello.

321
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:28,240
- Tomorrow?
- Hello? I'm sorry.

322
00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:30,410
Can you hear me now?

323
00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:35,750
There's not a word
in the annual report.

324
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:39,380
But the risk wasn't officially
established. There's no proof.

325
00:17:39,550 --> 00:17:42,090
- Okay.
- Yeah, have him call me back.

326
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:43,550
Tomorrow?

327
00:17:44,510 --> 00:17:46,180
Tomorrow I'm in Washington.

328
00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:49,100
- You have business in Washington?
- The Pentagon.

329
00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:51,720
Look, the main thing
is to get the kids to talk.

330
00:17:51,890 --> 00:17:54,770
So I'll come over to your place
at 7:30 with Zachary...

331
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,190
...and we'll just let them
talk it through.

332
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,400
What? You don't seem convinced.

333
00:17:59,570 --> 00:18:02,860
If Zachary hasn't acquired
any accountability skills...

334
00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:05,610
...they'll glare at each other,
and it'll be a disaster.

335
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,740
Accountability skills?
What are you talking about?

336
00:18:08,910 --> 00:18:13,330
- I'm sure your son is not a maniac.
- Zachary is not a maniac.

337
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,000
- Yes, he is.
- Alan, don't be an idiot.

338
00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:18,120
- Why are you saying that?
- He's a maniac.

339
00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:19,790
How does he explain what he did?

340
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,800
- He won't talk about it.
- He should. He should talk about it.

341
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,460
That's a lot of "shoulds."

342
00:18:24,630 --> 00:18:27,800
He should come here. He should
talk about it. He should feel sorry.

343
00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:30,100
I'm sure you're much more evolved
than we are.

344
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:33,180
We're trying to get up to speed.
In the meantime, indulge us.

345
00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:35,310
Hey, hey, hey. Come on.

346
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,560
Come on. What happened here?

347
00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:39,520
This isn't what we're all about.

348
00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:41,560
I was talking about Zachary,
about him.

349
00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:44,280
- Got that. Right.
- Alan.

350
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:47,950
You want some more coffee?
Some real coffee?

351
00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:49,860
Coffee.

352
00:18:50,870 --> 00:18:52,780
Thank you.

353
00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:54,790
Coffee. All right.

354
00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:58,000
It's okay, Pen. I'll get it.

355
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:38,830
I see you're an art enthusiast.

356
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,750
Yes.

357
00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:44,380
Bacon.

358
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,710
Yeah, it's Bacon.

359
00:20:04,230 --> 00:20:06,730
Cruelty and splendor.

360
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:09,900
Chaos. Balance.

361
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,780
Is Zachary interested in art?

362
00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:17,790
Not as much as he should be.
Your children are?

363
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:21,120
Well, we try to make up for what's
lacking in the school curriculum.

364
00:20:21,290 --> 00:20:22,920
Right.

365
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,710
We try to take them
to concerts and to galleries.

366
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:31,010
We really believe that culture can be
such a powerful force for peace.

367
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:33,930
- You're so right.
- Ls cobbler a cake or a pie?

368
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,430
Here's an important question.

369
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:39,140
I was in the kitchen. I was thinking,
"Why should pizza be a pie?"

370
00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:41,980
Oh, here, here.
Don't leave this miserable little piece.

371
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:43,600
Go ahead. Go ahead. Here.

372
00:20:43,770 --> 00:20:45,810
Go on, you have that.

373
00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:48,020
Cobbler's a cake.
No crust on the bottom.

374
00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:49,730
It can't be a pie.

375
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,530
- You're a gourmet chef.
- I like to cook.

376
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:56,240
It's something you have to do
out of love or not at all.

377
00:20:56,450 --> 00:21:00,790
The way I see it, if there's no
crust on the bottom, it's not a pie.

378
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,460
So how about you guys?
You have other kids?

379
00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:06,670
I have another son
by a former marriage.

380
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:12,590
You know, I was wondering,
and I know this is not important...

381
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,220
...but do you know
what they were arguing about?

382
00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:17,050
Because Ethan won't say a word.

383
00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:19,470
Ethan wouldn't let Zachary
be a part of his gang.

384
00:21:19,850 --> 00:21:22,730
- Ethan has a gang?
- And he called him a snitch.

385
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:25,060
Did you know that Ethan
had a gang?

386
00:21:25,230 --> 00:21:28,230
No. But I'm thrilled to hear it.

387
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,780
- Why are you thrilled?
- Because I had one.

388
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:32,530
- I was the leader.
- So was I.

389
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,490
What does the leader of a gang do?

390
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,240
You know.
You got five or six guys who like you...

391
00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:40,160
...are willing to sacrifice themselves
for you.

392
00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:43,660
- Like in Ivanhoe.
- Exactly. Like in Ivanhoe.

393
00:21:43,830 --> 00:21:45,500
Who even knows
about Ivanhoe anymore?

394
00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:48,500
It's another role model,
like Spider-Man or whoever.

395
00:21:48,670 --> 00:21:50,840
Apparently, you know more
about this than we do.

396
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:54,340
I guess Zachary wasn't
quite as silent as you first said.

397
00:21:55,090 --> 00:21:57,720
So why did he call him a snitch?

398
00:21:58,510 --> 00:22:01,140
Forget it. Silly question, right?

399
00:22:01,310 --> 00:22:02,810
What's the point? We don't care.

400
00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:05,480
We're not going to get into
these children's quarrels.

401
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,230
- It's none of our business.
- Right.

402
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,730
What is our business
is this unfortunate incident.

403
00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:11,650
And violence is our business.

404
00:22:11,820 --> 00:22:15,780
When I was the leader,
I beat up Jimmy Leach in a fair fight...

405
00:22:15,950 --> 00:22:17,820
...and he was bigger than me.

406
00:22:17,990 --> 00:22:20,700
What does that have to do
with anything, Michael?

407
00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:22,040
No, nothing.

408
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,620
This isn't a fair fight.
These boys weren't fighting.

409
00:22:24,790 --> 00:22:27,750
Right. I was just
remembering something.

410
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,880
It's not very different.

411
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,000
Excuse me.
I'm sorry, there's a difference.

412
00:22:32,170 --> 00:22:34,340
- There is a difference.
- What's the difference?

413
00:22:34,510 --> 00:22:36,630
Me and Jimmy Leach
agreed to fight.

414
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,590
- Did you mess him up?
- A little.

415
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,600
Enough about Jimmy Leach.

416
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,970
Look, do you mind
if I talk to Zachary?

417
00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:46,310
Of course not.

418
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,770
I would never do it
without your permission.

419
00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:51,150
No, talk to him.
That's completely fine with us.

420
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,860
And good luck with that.

421
00:22:53,030 --> 00:22:54,860
Stop it, Alan.

422
00:22:55,030 --> 00:22:56,490
Why do you say that?

423
00:22:56,650 --> 00:22:58,320
- Mrs. Longstreet...
- Penelope.

424
00:22:58,490 --> 00:23:01,120
I think we'll do better
on a first-name basis. Don't you?

425
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:05,040
Right. Penelope, you're acting
on the desire to educate...

426
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,830
I don't have to talk to him
if you don't want me to.

427
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,500
Go. Lecture him, talk to him.
Do whatever you want.

428
00:23:10,670 --> 00:23:13,960
I don't understand
how you feel so uninvolved here.

429
00:23:14,130 --> 00:23:16,460
- Oh, Mrs. Longstreet...
- Penelope.

430
00:23:16,630 --> 00:23:19,130
Penelope, I'm very involved here.

431
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,970
- My son injured another child.
- Deliberately.

432
00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:24,100
See, that's the kind of thing
that irks me.

433
00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:25,470
We know deliberately.

434
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,060
- That makes the difference.
- Between what and what?

435
00:23:28,230 --> 00:23:29,850
We're talking about one thing here.

436
00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:31,850
Our kid picked up a stick,
hit your kid.

437
00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:33,650
- That's why we're here.
- Fruitless.

438
00:23:33,820 --> 00:23:36,780
Right. She's right, guys.
This kind of talk is fruitless.

439
00:23:36,940 --> 00:23:39,860
So why do you feel you need
to slip in the word "deliberately"?

440
00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:41,530
What lesson are you teaching me?

441
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:44,370
All right, this is getting silly.

442
00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:46,950
My husband is all stressed out
over work stuff.

443
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:50,330
I'll come back tonight with Zachary,
and we'll let them work it out.

444
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:53,250
- I'm not stressed out in the least.
- Well, I am.

445
00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:56,500
- There's no reason to be stressed out.
- Yes. There is.

446
00:23:56,670 --> 00:23:58,210
Yeah?

447
00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:04,890
Well, no comment. No comment.

448
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,770
No comment.

449
00:24:07,930 --> 00:24:10,480
Well, what if I say that we were
awaiting confirmation?

450
00:24:10,690 --> 00:24:13,900
What? If you recall it,
you're admitting liability.

451
00:24:14,060 --> 00:24:16,230
Yeah, but that embolism thing
is weighing on me.

452
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:21,110
Recalling Antril
would be admitting your liability.

453
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:25,410
At Christmastime, in the school play,
what did Zachary play?

454
00:24:25,580 --> 00:24:27,870
- Zachary played...
- Ebenezer Scrooge.

455
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:31,080
...accounting irregularities.
- Ebenezer Scrooge. That's right.

456
00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:32,870
...in handcuffs two weeks
from now...

457
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,790
Michael, do you remember
when he played Scrooge?

458
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,420
Sure. Yeah, sure.

459
00:24:37,590 --> 00:24:39,800
Yeah, he was wonderful.

460
00:24:39,970 --> 00:24:41,670
He had that nightcap on.
He was funny.

461
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,550
Talk about the victims
after the stockholders' meeting.

462
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,850
- What did Ethan play?
- He played one of the kids.

463
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:50,680
- One of the Cratchits.
- The Cratchit kids. That's right.

464
00:24:50,850 --> 00:24:55,060
We can't recall the drug because
three guys can't walk a straight line.

465
00:24:55,230 --> 00:24:56,270
Right.

466
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,570
So for the time being,
don't make a move.

467
00:24:58,730 --> 00:25:00,610
All right, all right.
I won't say anything.

468
00:25:00,780 --> 00:25:03,950
All right. Okay, call you right back.

469
00:25:10,450 --> 00:25:11,540
Hello, Alan?

470
00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:14,830
They're in panic mode. They got
the media breathing down their necks.

471
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,540
All right.

472
00:25:16,710 --> 00:25:20,090
I want a press release
that doesn't sound defensive at all.

473
00:25:20,260 --> 00:25:22,840
Just the opposite. Go for the jugular.

474
00:25:23,050 --> 00:25:26,550
Something like:
"TW Pharma is a target."

475
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,930
Attempt at manipulation
of the stock price...

476
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:31,520
...two weeks before
the stockholders' meeting.

477
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,770
And where does this study
come from anyway?

478
00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:37,770
"How does this suddenly drop out of
a clear blue sky?" Et cetera, et cetera.

479
00:25:37,940 --> 00:25:39,650
Not one word about the health issue.

480
00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:43,570
Just one question:
Who's behind the study? Who?

481
00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:46,910
- Got it.
- Fine.

482
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,660
Pharmaceutical companies.
The worst, right?

483
00:25:49,830 --> 00:25:51,620
Profit, profit, profit.

484
00:25:52,660 --> 00:25:55,750
Nobody said you should listen
to my conversation.

485
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,380
Nobody said you should
have it under my nose.

486
00:25:58,540 --> 00:26:01,170
Wrong.
I'm totally forced to have it here.

487
00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:03,050
Against my will, believe me.

488
00:26:03,220 --> 00:26:07,180
Yeah. They just peddle the shit, right?
No one's responsible.

489
00:26:07,340 --> 00:26:10,430
In any therapeutic advance,
there are benefits and there are risks.

490
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,020
Yeah, sure, I know. Still...

491
00:26:13,350 --> 00:26:16,100
...you got some funny line of work.

492
00:26:16,850 --> 00:26:19,810
- What does that mean?
- Michael, it's none of our business.

493
00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:21,770
Just funny line of work.

494
00:26:21,940 --> 00:26:24,860
- What about you? What do you do?
- I got a normal job.

495
00:26:25,030 --> 00:26:26,360
What's a normal job?

496
00:26:26,530 --> 00:26:28,450
I told you, I sell pots and pans.

497
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:29,820
And door handles.

498
00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:32,790
And flush mechanisms
and a lot of other stuff.

499
00:26:32,950 --> 00:26:35,910
"Flush mechanisms."
I like that. That's interesting.

500
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,540
Alan.

501
00:26:38,170 --> 00:26:40,840
I find that interesting.
Flush toilets are interesting.

502
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Why not?

503
00:26:42,170 --> 00:26:43,840
How many different kinds
do you have?

504
00:26:44,210 --> 00:26:45,340
There's two basic kinds.

505
00:26:45,510 --> 00:26:47,800
You got your push button
and your handle-operated.

506
00:26:47,970 --> 00:26:49,220
Yeah, right.

507
00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:51,510
- Depends where your water line is.
- I see.

508
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,720
Either comes from the side
or from the bottom.

509
00:26:53,890 --> 00:26:56,020
- Right.
- One of my managers is an expert.

510
00:26:56,190 --> 00:26:57,770
I could introduce you if you want.

511
00:26:57,940 --> 00:26:59,940
You'll have to hump it out
to Jamaica, Queens, though.

512
00:27:00,110 --> 00:27:02,360
You seem like you know
your business pretty well.

513
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,320
Are you planning on sanctioning
Zachary in any way?

514
00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:08,910
You two can have your plumbing
discussion some other time.

515
00:27:09,070 --> 00:27:11,870
- I don't feel well.
- What's the matter? Are you all right?

516
00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:13,990
You do look pale, honey.

517
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,700
You're all white, yeah.

518
00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:22,170
- I'm nauseous.
- Some Reglan.

519
00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:25,420
- We got some Reglan, right?
- No. No, no. I'll be fine.

520
00:27:25,590 --> 00:27:28,340
A Coke. What you need is a Coke.

521
00:27:44,190 --> 00:27:46,280
It's not cold.

522
00:27:47,150 --> 00:27:48,780
- Mr. Cowan.
- It's not cold.

523
00:27:48,950 --> 00:27:50,070
Thank you.

524
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,570
- Are you sure?
- Little sips.

525
00:27:52,740 --> 00:27:54,450
The Coke wasn't in the fridge.

526
00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:57,160
All right. Have him call me back.
Tell him right away.

527
00:27:57,330 --> 00:27:59,790
- Okay, Mr. Cowan.
- Okay.

528
00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:03,000
Is Coke good for that?
It's more for diarrhea, isn't it?

529
00:28:03,170 --> 00:28:04,920
No, not only.

530
00:28:05,090 --> 00:28:06,840
Better?

531
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,590
I think so.

532
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,050
Mrs. Longstreet.

533
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,520
If we decide to reprimand
our child...

534
00:28:19,690 --> 00:28:23,100
...we'll do it in our own way
and on our own terms.

535
00:28:23,270 --> 00:28:25,570
- Absolutely.
- What, absolutely?

536
00:28:25,730 --> 00:28:27,610
They're free to do as they see fit.

537
00:28:27,780 --> 00:28:29,940
- I don't agree.
- You don't agree about what?

538
00:28:30,110 --> 00:28:32,240
- They're not free.
- Ls that right?

539
00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:34,120
Go on. Sorry.

540
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,580
Yeah?

541
00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:38,370
- Great.
- We're writing the statement now.

542
00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:40,250
Yeah, but don't forget.

543
00:28:40,410 --> 00:28:43,210
Nothing's been proven here.
Nothing's certain.

544
00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:45,840
Don't fuck this up.
If we don't get this right...

545
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,840
...Walter will be out on his ass
in two weeks, and so will we.

546
00:28:49,010 --> 00:28:51,470
Enough, Alan!
Enough with the cell phone already!

547
00:28:51,630 --> 00:28:54,300
The here and now, goddamn it.

548
00:28:54,470 --> 00:28:57,140
- Call me back and read it to me.
- I'll call you back.

549
00:28:57,310 --> 00:28:59,560
What's wrong with you,
screaming at me like that?

550
00:28:59,730 --> 00:29:01,180
- Dennis heard every word.
- Good.

551
00:29:01,350 --> 00:29:04,480
I am sick of that fucking cell phone,
every minute of every day.

552
00:29:04,650 --> 00:29:07,820
Listen, Nancy. You should be thanking
me for agreeing to come here.

553
00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:09,820
- Really?
- Oh, God.

554
00:29:09,990 --> 00:29:11,780
- I'm gonna throw up.
- No, you're not.

555
00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:13,820
- I am.
- You wanna use the bathroom?

556
00:29:13,990 --> 00:29:15,870
Nobody's forcing you to stay.

557
00:29:16,030 --> 00:29:17,950
She's right.
Nobody's forcing you to stay.

558
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,290
I feel dizzy.

559
00:29:19,450 --> 00:29:22,290
Stare at a point in space.
Stare at a point in space, Doodle.

560
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,620
Hey, you can see
part of the el from here. Cool.

561
00:29:24,790 --> 00:29:27,960
- Get away from me. Leave me alone.
- Shouldn't she go to the bathroom?

562
00:29:28,130 --> 00:29:30,800
Go to the bathroom
if you have to throw up.

563
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:31,960
Give her some Reglan.

564
00:29:32,130 --> 00:29:34,550
- It can't be the cobbler?
- No. I made it yesterday.

565
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,010
- Don't touch me!
- Take it easy, Doodle.

566
00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:40,140
Yeah, come on. Don't get
all bent out of shape over nothing.

567
00:29:40,310 --> 00:29:42,810
My husband feels that
anything to do with the house...

568
00:29:42,980 --> 00:29:45,650
...the school, the backyard,
is my domain.

569
00:29:45,810 --> 00:29:47,860
- I do not.
- You do so.

570
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:51,570
And I can understand why.
It's all so excruciatingly boring.

571
00:29:51,740 --> 00:29:53,190
It's excruciating.

572
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,200
If it's so excruciating,
why have children in the first place?

573
00:29:56,370 --> 00:29:59,080
Maybe Zachary's picking up
on that lack of interest.

574
00:29:59,370 --> 00:30:03,200
- What lack of interest?
- You just said yourself.

575
00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:07,330
Go get a bucket. Go get a bucket!

576
00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:17,970
Stupid bitch.

577
00:30:18,140 --> 00:30:19,800
You should have gone
to the bathroom.

578
00:30:19,970 --> 00:30:21,140
This is ridiculous.

579
00:30:21,310 --> 00:30:23,180
- Your suit took a hit.
- What?

580
00:30:23,350 --> 00:30:25,020
Couldn't be the cobbler,
that I know.

581
00:30:25,190 --> 00:30:27,400
It's not the cobbler.
This is just nerves.

582
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,060
Do you wanna clean up
in the bathroom or...?

583
00:30:32,570 --> 00:30:34,650
My Kokoschka.

584
00:30:35,860 --> 00:30:37,740
Here.

585
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,620
Give her some Reglan.

586
00:30:40,780 --> 00:30:42,450
She can't keep anything down.

587
00:30:42,620 --> 00:30:44,830
Where's the bathroom?

588
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:48,040
I'll show you.

589
00:30:53,340 --> 00:30:56,470
This is nerves. Just nerves.

590
00:31:08,810 --> 00:31:09,940
Thank you.

591
00:31:10,150 --> 00:31:14,150
It's like I always say, you can't get
over something while you're under it.

592
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,530
With me, it's the back of my neck.
I get all blocked up back there.

593
00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:18,950
All right.

594
00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:21,370
What do we do with the Kokoschka?

595
00:31:21,530 --> 00:31:24,700
We can clean it. Maybe Lysol.

596
00:31:24,870 --> 00:31:26,450
The problem is gonna be drying it.

597
00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:28,410
Maybe plain water
and some cologne.

598
00:31:28,580 --> 00:31:29,620
Cologne?

599
00:31:29,790 --> 00:31:32,210
I got some of that Kronos stuff
I never use.

600
00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:34,500
The paper will warp.

601
00:31:34,670 --> 00:31:38,340
Then we'll blow-dry it and put some
books on top of it after to flatten it out.

602
00:31:38,510 --> 00:31:41,510
Or maybe iron it, like dollar bills.

603
00:31:41,850 --> 00:31:42,890
God.

604
00:31:43,050 --> 00:31:45,350
- I'll buy you another one.
- There is no other one.

605
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,060
- It's been out of print for years.
- I'm so sorry.

606
00:31:48,230 --> 00:31:50,810
We can save it. Pen, let me do this.

607
00:31:50,980 --> 00:31:53,690
It's a reprint from the catalog
of the 1957 show in London.

608
00:31:53,860 --> 00:31:56,780
Get the blow-dryer and the cologne
in the bathroom cabinet.

609
00:31:56,990 --> 00:32:00,320
- Her husband's in the bathroom.
- He's not on the can.

610
00:32:00,490 --> 00:32:04,120
Look, I got most of it off.
There's just a little left on the Dolgans.

611
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,840
Excuse me.

612
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,900
Are you feeling better?

613
00:32:41,070 --> 00:32:42,110
Yeah.

614
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,780
What, should I spray or...?

615
00:32:43,950 --> 00:32:45,200
Where's the blow-dryer?

616
00:32:45,370 --> 00:32:47,450
He's drying his pants.

617
00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:50,120
We'll wait. We should put the Kronos
on there last.

618
00:32:50,290 --> 00:32:51,330
Okay.

619
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:53,120
Can I use the bathroom too?

620
00:32:53,290 --> 00:32:55,630
Yes. Of course. Of course.

621
00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:03,840
I don't know what to say.

622
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,970
I am so sorry.

623
00:33:15,770 --> 00:33:17,480
Bring the blow-dryer
when you're done.

624
00:33:17,650 --> 00:33:18,650
So sorry.

625
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,190
God.

626
00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:24,320
Unbelievable.

627
00:33:24,530 --> 00:33:27,410
Un-fucking-believable.

628
00:33:28,030 --> 00:33:30,950
Her cobbler's horrible.

629
00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:34,000
You stuffed your face.

630
00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:38,840
Look at my day.
I gotta get some food in me sometime.

631
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,680
Oh, God.

632
00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:54,890
Freaking nightmare.

633
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:58,480
He better watch it.
He's got me right on the edge.

634
00:33:58,650 --> 00:34:00,860
- She's horrible.
- Less.

635
00:34:01,030 --> 00:34:03,280
She's so fake.

636
00:34:03,570 --> 00:34:05,070
She doesn't bother me as much.

637
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,320
They're both horrible.

638
00:34:06,490 --> 00:34:09,910
Why do you take their side
all the time? Sorry.

639
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,950
I don't.
What's that supposed to mean?

640
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,750
What the hell are we doing here?

641
00:34:15,290 --> 00:34:19,130
- I hope you're kidding.
- Why do you argue with her?

642
00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:21,340
We'd have been out of here
a long time ago...

643
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,920
...if you didn't bicker
over every word.

644
00:34:24,090 --> 00:34:27,380
Would you rather I was a sheep
like her husband?

645
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,510
Do you think it was the cobbler?

646
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,890
Of course it was.

647
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,060
A little warm Coke and:

648
00:34:37,350 --> 00:34:39,440
Oh, fuck.

649
00:34:39,690 --> 00:34:42,860
You're always mitigating.
You're trying to reconcile everything.

650
00:34:43,030 --> 00:34:44,780
- I am not.
- You are.

651
00:34:44,950 --> 00:34:46,740
You had a gang
and you were the leader.

652
00:34:46,910 --> 00:34:49,030
They can do whatever they want
with their son.

653
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,530
Well, their son is a threat
to homeland security.

654
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:53,870
Kid like that,
when he's a menace to society...

655
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,370
...it's everybody's business.

656
00:34:55,540 --> 00:34:58,710
And I can't believe
that she barfed all over my books.

657
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,380
When you know that
you're gonna toss your cookies...

658
00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:04,210
...you take some precautions.

659
00:35:05,090 --> 00:35:06,920
The Foujita.

660
00:35:07,090 --> 00:35:08,970
Now it's disgusting.

661
00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:11,720
I was right on the edge
with that toilet-flushing shit.

662
00:35:11,890 --> 00:35:13,060
You were incredible.

663
00:35:13,220 --> 00:35:15,850
- I held my own, right?
- Incredible.

664
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:18,020
Jamaica, Queens.
Now that was genius.

665
00:35:18,190 --> 00:35:20,480
Little piece of shit.
What does he call her again?

666
00:35:20,650 --> 00:35:23,690
- Doodle.
- Yeah, right. Doodle.

667
00:35:23,940 --> 00:35:27,610
- Doodle.
- Yeah, I call her Doodle.

668
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,570
I'm sorry. We didn't mean anything.

669
00:35:31,740 --> 00:35:36,450
You know, it's so easy to make fun
of other people's pet names.

670
00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:39,710
Michael, what do we call each other?
I'm sure it's worse, right?

671
00:35:40,330 --> 00:35:41,630
You wanted the blow-dryer.

672
00:35:41,790 --> 00:35:42,880
- Thank you.
- Thanks.

673
00:35:43,670 --> 00:35:47,130
We call each other "Darjeeling,"
like the tea.

674
00:35:48,630 --> 00:35:51,470
It's a lot more embarrassing
if you ask me.

675
00:35:52,260 --> 00:35:54,180
How is she feeling?
Is she feeling better?

676
00:35:54,350 --> 00:35:55,600
Yeah, better.

677
00:35:55,770 --> 00:35:58,730
Yeah. I reacted badly.

678
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:02,060
- I'm ashamed. I really am.
- Here.

679
00:36:02,230 --> 00:36:08,110
You know, I made a big deal
about the catalog, and I...

680
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,650
I don't even know why.

681
00:36:09,820 --> 00:36:12,070
You get so absurdly attached
to these things...

682
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:14,870
- ...and you don't even know why.
- Pull it taut though.

683
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,040
- But hold onto the other side.
- I got it.

684
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,580
You gotta pull it
because there's wrinkles on that.

685
00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:22,040
- The corners are wet.
- I'll get the corners.

686
00:36:22,210 --> 00:36:25,420
- It's gonna tear.
- He's right. It's gonna tear.

687
00:36:25,590 --> 00:36:27,250
- Okay. Well, here...
- It's dry enough.

688
00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:31,130
Okay. Put cologne on those,
and I'll finish this one.

689
00:36:33,970 --> 00:36:36,430
- So where does "Doodle" come from?
- Sorry.

690
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,810
Yankee Doodle
or Cheez Doodle or...?

691
00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:41,190
It's from a song
from Guys and Dolls that goes:

692
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,610
Oh, yeah, yeah. I know that one.

693
00:36:51,070 --> 00:36:54,070
- Yeah.
- Ours is from our honeymoon in India.

694
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:57,200
We called each other "Darjeeling"
instead of "darling."

695
00:36:57,370 --> 00:36:59,330
It's so stupid.

696
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,580
Maybe I should check on her.

697
00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:04,210
Yeah. Yeah, you do that, Darjeeling.

698
00:37:04,420 --> 00:37:06,590
Oh, Nancy. Hey.

699
00:37:06,750 --> 00:37:09,800
Well, I was worried about you.
Are you feeling better?

700
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,720
Yeah. Better. I think so.

701
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,470
If you're not sure,
stay away from the coffee table.

702
00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:22,480
I left a towel in the bathtub.
I didn't know where to put it.

703
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,390
Perfect.

704
00:37:25,730 --> 00:37:27,360
You cleaned up.

705
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,230
I am so sorry.

706
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:30,980
Everything's fine. All is well.

707
00:37:31,150 --> 00:37:35,360
I'm sorry. I wasn't there for you.
I was so focused on the Kokoschka.

708
00:37:35,570 --> 00:37:37,620
- That's all right.
- No. I...

709
00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:41,200
- I behaved poorly.
- Please.

710
00:37:48,670 --> 00:37:53,170
In the bathroom, I was thinking.

711
00:37:53,510 --> 00:37:54,880
Yes?

712
00:37:55,050 --> 00:37:58,760
Yeah, maybe we glossed over the...

713
00:37:58,930 --> 00:38:00,600
The...

714
00:38:00,770 --> 00:38:02,470
Well, I mean...

715
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,810
What? What is it?

716
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:09,730
Well, name-calling
is a kind of abuse.

717
00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,980
- Sure.
- It depends.

718
00:38:12,150 --> 00:38:13,610
Right. It depends.

719
00:38:13,780 --> 00:38:15,900
Zachary has never been
a violent child.

720
00:38:16,070 --> 00:38:17,870
He must have had his reasons.

721
00:38:18,030 --> 00:38:19,990
Like getting called a snitch.

722
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:21,950
Excuse me.

723
00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:24,580
Yeah, Walter.

724
00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:28,710
Alan, CNN has invited me
for a panel discussion.

725
00:38:29,090 --> 00:38:32,380
Well, as long as there are
no victims on the panel.

726
00:38:32,550 --> 00:38:35,880
No victims. I don't want you
sitting down with victims.

727
00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:37,510
Deny, deny, deny.

728
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,600
If we have to, we'll sue the Journal.

729
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,720
Well, we'll e-mail you the draft
of the press release.

730
00:38:43,890 --> 00:38:46,850
Walter, I'm sorry. I gotta go.

731
00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:49,560
Call me a snitch,
it gets a rise out of me.

732
00:38:49,730 --> 00:38:51,270
- Unless it's true.
- What?

733
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,530
You know, if the shoe fits.

734
00:38:53,690 --> 00:38:56,400
- You think my son is a snitch?
- Come on. I'm joking around.

735
00:38:56,570 --> 00:38:58,280
So is yours anyway.

736
00:38:58,450 --> 00:39:01,070
- What do you mean, so is ours?
- He snitched on Zachary.

737
00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:04,080
- We coaxed it out of him.
- We're getting completely off point.

738
00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:06,540
Maybe you coaxed,
but he did snitch on him.

739
00:39:06,710 --> 00:39:08,460
- Nancy.
- "Nancy" what?

740
00:39:08,630 --> 00:39:12,000
- You think my son is a snitch?
- I don't think anything.

741
00:39:12,170 --> 00:39:14,710
Well, if you don't think anything,
don't say anything.

742
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,920
- Don't make insinuations.
- Nancy...

743
00:39:17,090 --> 00:39:19,090
...there's no reason
to lose our cool here.

744
00:39:19,260 --> 00:39:22,760
Michael and I have gone out of our way
to be fair-minded and conciliating.

745
00:39:22,930 --> 00:39:24,970
Not so fair-minded.

746
00:39:25,140 --> 00:39:27,940
- Really?
- Superficially fair-minded.

747
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:29,600
Doodle, I have to go.

748
00:39:29,770 --> 00:39:32,560
So go. Coward.

749
00:39:33,570 --> 00:39:36,820
Nancy, right now I'm in danger
of losing my most important client.

750
00:39:36,990 --> 00:39:40,160
This "caring parent" crap and
the bickering that goes along with it...

751
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,620
Yeah, well, my son lost two teeth.
Two incisors.

752
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:45,120
- We got that, right.
- One of them permanently.

753
00:39:45,290 --> 00:39:48,960
He'll get new teeth. Better ones.
No one chewed his ear off.

754
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,630
It was a mistake not to consider
the source of the problem.

755
00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:53,790
There is no source.

756
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,550
There's an 11-year-old kid
who hits people with a stick!

757
00:39:56,710 --> 00:39:58,720
- Armed with a stick.
- We took that word out.

758
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,550
Took it out
because we asked you to.

759
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,260
We took it out without argument.

760
00:40:02,430 --> 00:40:04,600
A word which deliberately
establishes intent...

761
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,770
...without any hint
of a misunderstanding...

762
00:40:06,930 --> 00:40:08,390
...which excludes childhood.

763
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,730
I don't think I can
stand this tone anymore.

764
00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:14,520
We're not quite on the same page,
you and I, right from the start.

765
00:40:14,690 --> 00:40:16,110
Mr. Cowan...

766
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,990
...it is incredibly frustrating
to be continually upbraided...

767
00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:22,910
...for something that we, ourselves,
admitted was a mistake.

768
00:40:23,070 --> 00:40:25,490
The word "armed" wasn't right.
We took it out.

769
00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:28,250
Though, strictly speaking,
it certainly applies.

770
00:40:28,410 --> 00:40:30,750
Zachary was verbally abused
and he reacted.

771
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,960
Now, if I'm attacked,
I defend myself...

772
00:40:33,130 --> 00:40:35,750
...especially when I'm all alone
against a whole gang.

773
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:39,010
Well, you certainly perked up
since you tossed your cookies.

774
00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:40,800
Do you realize how crude that is?

775
00:40:40,970 --> 00:40:43,510
Look, we're all decent people,
all four of us.

776
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,310
I don't know how we got carried away,
losing our tempers.

777
00:40:46,470 --> 00:40:49,310
- This is totally unnecessary.
- Stop it. Stop mitigating.

778
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,770
We're only superficially fair-minded.
Why should we be fair-minded at all?

779
00:40:52,940 --> 00:40:54,980
No. No, I'm not gonna be led
down that path.

780
00:40:55,150 --> 00:40:56,150
What path?

781
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,360
The path these two little shits
led us down.

782
00:40:58,530 --> 00:41:00,740
- Pen doesn't see things that way.
- "Penelope."

783
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:03,700
- Sorry.
- So Ethan's a shit now.

784
00:41:03,870 --> 00:41:05,820
That really takes the cake.

785
00:41:05,990 --> 00:41:08,580
Look, that's it.
I really have to leave now.

786
00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:10,370
Yeah. So do I.

787
00:41:10,540 --> 00:41:14,000
Go. Go. I give up.

788
00:41:16,710 --> 00:41:19,210
- Hello.
- It's me, Mikey.

789
00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:21,630
- Oh, hi, Ma.
- Ls this a bad time?

790
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,470
No. No, we got some friends over,
but go ahead.

791
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,300
The surgeon told me to stop taking
my medication before the operation.

792
00:41:27,510 --> 00:41:31,520
Yes. Yes, you just do whatever
the doctors tell you to do.

793
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:32,810
Yes.

794
00:41:32,980 --> 00:41:34,900
The surgeon told me
to stop all of them...

795
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:38,730
...but Dr. Perlstein said
I could keep taking the Antril.

796
00:41:39,570 --> 00:41:40,730
- The what?
- The Antril.

797
00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:43,070
Should I stop taking the Antril too?

798
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:47,160
Antril? You're taking Antril?

799
00:41:47,530 --> 00:41:50,540
Wait, hold on a second, Ma. Antril?

800
00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:52,540
That crap of yours is Antril?

801
00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:56,000
- My mother's taking it.
- Thousands of people take it.

802
00:41:56,170 --> 00:41:58,420
Mom. You gotta stop
taking that one right away.

803
00:41:58,590 --> 00:42:00,420
- You hear me? Right now.
- Why?

804
00:42:00,590 --> 00:42:04,720
Just do what I tell you. All right?
I'm gonna explain later.

805
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,760
No. Dr. Perlstein said
I could keep taking the Antril.

806
00:42:07,930 --> 00:42:11,970
Mom, you tell Dr. Perlstein
that I said you can't take it.

807
00:42:12,140 --> 00:42:14,140
I won't touch it, Michael.

808
00:42:14,310 --> 00:42:15,730
Good.

809
00:42:16,810 --> 00:42:19,020
- Why red?
- So they can see me.

810
00:42:19,190 --> 00:42:21,900
- So who can see you?
- The cars. They all drive like crazy.

811
00:42:22,070 --> 00:42:25,320
Mom, that's ridiculous. Okay.
Mom. Mom.

812
00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:29,740
Mom. I have to call you back.
I told you we have company.

813
00:42:29,910 --> 00:42:31,990
- Okay. I love you.
- I hope so.

814
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,120
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

815
00:42:35,670 --> 00:42:38,670
She got red crutches
in case she gets hit by a truck...

816
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,130
...because she wanders out
in the street at night.

817
00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:43,550
They're giving her Antril
for her blood pressure.

818
00:42:43,710 --> 00:42:47,130
If she's taking it and she looks normal,
I'll take her deposition.

819
00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:48,890
Didn't I have a scarf?

820
00:42:49,050 --> 00:42:51,350
You know,
I don't like that attitude of yours.

821
00:42:51,510 --> 00:42:53,680
If my mother shows
even the slightest symptom...

822
00:42:53,850 --> 00:42:56,180
...my name will be on the top
of a class-action suit.

823
00:42:56,350 --> 00:42:58,600
- We'll have one anyway.
- Well, I should hope so.

824
00:42:58,770 --> 00:43:02,150
Doing the right thing is just futile.
Honesty's just stupidity.

825
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,530
It just weakens you.
You let your guard down.

826
00:43:04,690 --> 00:43:07,900
Let's go, Nancy. That's enough
sermons and lectures for one day.

827
00:43:08,070 --> 00:43:10,570
Yeah, go ahead.
But let me tell you this:

828
00:43:10,740 --> 00:43:14,330
Now that I know you two,
I'm not surprised what's-his-name...

829
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:18,170
Zachary may have
some behavioral issues.

830
00:43:18,710 --> 00:43:20,670
- When you killed that hamster...
- Killed?

831
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,540
- Killed.
- I killed the hamster?

832
00:43:22,710 --> 00:43:25,510
Yes. You do everything you can
to make us feel guilty.

833
00:43:25,670 --> 00:43:27,970
You stake out the moral high ground
as your own...

834
00:43:28,130 --> 00:43:30,430
...but you, yourself, are a murderer.

835
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,640
I definitely did not kill that hamster.

836
00:43:32,810 --> 00:43:33,850
- Worse.
- Worse!

837
00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:37,980
You left it out there, trembling with fear
in a hostile environment.

838
00:43:38,140 --> 00:43:41,310
That poor critter was probably eaten
by a dog or a rat.

839
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,820
- She's right.
- What do you mean, "she's right"?

840
00:43:43,980 --> 00:43:45,150
I mean, come on. Michael.

841
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,990
It's horrible what must have happened
to that poor animal.

842
00:43:48,150 --> 00:43:49,820
I thought the hamster
would be happy.

843
00:43:49,990 --> 00:43:52,240
I thought he'd go running around
happy as a clam.

844
00:43:52,410 --> 00:43:54,620
- Well, he didn't.
- And you just left him there.

845
00:43:54,790 --> 00:43:57,000
Because I can't touch
those things, okay?

846
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,960
I can't touch anything of that family.
Penny, you know that.

847
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:03,920
- He's afraid of rodents.
- Yes. I have a fear of rodents.

848
00:44:04,090 --> 00:44:07,960
And a fear of reptiles. Anything down
close to the ground. That's it. All right?

849
00:44:08,130 --> 00:44:11,510
What about you? How come
you didn't go downstairs and get it?

850
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,260
Because I didn't know.

851
00:44:13,430 --> 00:44:15,810
Michael said this morning
that the hamster ran away.

852
00:44:15,970 --> 00:44:18,640
I went right out the door,
I went right down the block.

853
00:44:18,810 --> 00:44:20,940
I mean, I went to the basement!

854
00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:24,020
Penelope. It is completely unfair
that all of a sudden...

855
00:44:24,190 --> 00:44:27,610
...I'm in the hot seat about this hamster
that you had to tell them about.

856
00:44:27,780 --> 00:44:30,570
That is a family issue
that doesn't concern anybody but us.

857
00:44:30,740 --> 00:44:32,700
It's got nothing to do
with this situation.

858
00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:35,620
I can't believe I'm being called
a murderer in my own house.

859
00:44:35,790 --> 00:44:38,410
What does your house
have to do with tea in China?

860
00:44:38,580 --> 00:44:40,330
It's my house. I opened the door.

861
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:43,250
The door is wide open
in a spirit of reconciliation...

862
00:44:43,420 --> 00:44:46,130
...to a couple people
who should be a little more grateful.

863
00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:48,920
Keep right on stroking your own ego.
It's beautiful.

864
00:44:49,090 --> 00:44:52,590
- So you have no remorse?
- No. I have no remorse.

865
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,220
That animal was disgusting,
and I'm glad it's gone.

866
00:44:55,390 --> 00:44:57,560
- Michael, that's ridiculous.
- What's ridiculous?

867
00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,680
What, have you
lost your mind now too?

868
00:44:59,850 --> 00:45:03,350
Their son beats the shit out of Ethan,
and you're in my face over a hamster?

869
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,770
What you did was wrong.
You can't deny that.

870
00:45:05,940 --> 00:45:07,730
I don't give a shit about the hamster!

871
00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:09,820
You're gonna when your daughter
gets home!

872
00:45:09,990 --> 00:45:13,410
Bring her on. I'm not gonna be told
how to act by some 9-year-old brat.

873
00:45:13,990 --> 00:45:16,530
I agree with him there 100 percent.

874
00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:18,870
And see? It's pathetic.

875
00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:21,620
Watch it, Penelope. Watch it!

876
00:45:21,790 --> 00:45:24,960
I've kept my shirt on till now,
but you are pushing me over the line.

877
00:45:25,130 --> 00:45:26,710
- And Ethan?
- What about Ethan?

878
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,710
Well, is he sad too?

879
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,380
Ethan's got other things
on his plate if you ask me.

880
00:45:31,550 --> 00:45:33,380
Ethan wasn't attached to Nibbles.

881
00:45:33,550 --> 00:45:34,630
Nibbles!

882
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,180
What the hell kind of
pussy-ass name is that anyway?

883
00:45:37,350 --> 00:45:41,060
So if you feel no remorse,
why should our son?

884
00:45:41,230 --> 00:45:45,100
You know what? All this consultation
and consideration shit...

885
00:45:45,270 --> 00:45:46,560
...I'm sick to death of it.

886
00:45:46,730 --> 00:45:48,650
We were nice to you.
We bought tulips.

887
00:45:48,820 --> 00:45:51,990
My wife dressed me up as a liberal,
but the fact of the matter is...

888
00:45:52,150 --> 00:45:54,950
...I got no patience
for this touchy-feely bullshit.

889
00:45:55,110 --> 00:45:58,530
I am a short-tempered
son of a bitch, okay?

890
00:45:58,700 --> 00:45:59,990
We all are.

891
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,950
No, I'm sorry. We are not.

892
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,250
We are not all
short-tempered sons of bitches.

893
00:46:04,420 --> 00:46:06,630
- Not you, of course.
- No, not me. Thank God.

894
00:46:06,790 --> 00:46:09,380
No, not you, Darjeeling. Not you.

895
00:46:09,550 --> 00:46:11,760
You're so evolved.
You never go off half-cocked.

896
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,470
Why are you being so aggressive?

897
00:46:13,630 --> 00:46:16,800
- I'm not, I'm being honest.
- No, you are. You're being aggressive.

898
00:46:16,970 --> 00:46:20,310
Know what? You put this little bash
together, and I let you recruit me...

899
00:46:20,470 --> 00:46:22,100
- You let me recruit you?
- Yes.

900
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,770
- That is so disgusting.
- No, it's not.

901
00:46:25,940 --> 00:46:28,860
You're an advocate for civilized
behavior. That's fine with me.

902
00:46:29,020 --> 00:46:31,440
I'm an advocate for civilized behavior,
you bet I am.

903
00:46:31,610 --> 00:46:33,280
At least somebody around here is.

904
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:36,070
You think it's better to be
a tempered son of a bitch?

905
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:38,490
Nobody said that.
Nobody criticized you for that.

906
00:46:38,660 --> 00:46:40,490
- You did.
- We did not.

907
00:46:40,660 --> 00:46:43,080
What was I supposed to do?
Was I supposed to sue you?

908
00:46:43,250 --> 00:46:45,040
Was I supposed to
never speak to you?

909
00:46:45,210 --> 00:46:47,290
Tear you apart through
the insurance company?

910
00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:48,710
- Stop it, Penny.
- Stop what?

911
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,710
You're blowing this out of proportion!

912
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:53,460
Well, I don't care.

913
00:46:53,630 --> 00:46:56,010
You do everything you can
to escape the pettiness...

914
00:46:56,180 --> 00:47:00,180
...and you just end up humiliated
and completely alone.

915
00:47:00,350 --> 00:47:01,890
Yes. Walter.

916
00:47:02,810 --> 00:47:04,350
It's out everywhere.

917
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,020
- Well, let them prove it.
- Yeah, right.

918
00:47:07,190 --> 00:47:10,020
- Let them prove it.
- Without some kind of response...

919
00:47:10,190 --> 00:47:11,650
No way.

920
00:47:11,820 --> 00:47:14,440
From where I sit,
the best thing for us to do is nothing.

921
00:47:14,610 --> 00:47:16,650
We're born alone and we die alone,
that's it.

922
00:47:16,820 --> 00:47:18,990
Who wants a little Scotch?

923
00:47:19,740 --> 00:47:22,910
Walter, I'm in a meeting right now.

924
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:24,990
- I'll call you when I get back.
- Damn it.

925
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,500
I'm living
with this totally negative person.

926
00:47:27,670 --> 00:47:29,830
- Who's negative?
- Me.

927
00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:33,750
This was the worst possible idea.
We should've never had this meeting.

928
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,340
- I told you so. Yeah.
- You told me so?

929
00:47:36,550 --> 00:47:38,550
You told me we should've
never had this?

930
00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:41,300
- I didn't think it was a good idea.
- It was a good idea.

931
00:47:41,470 --> 00:47:43,560
Oh, come on. Who wants a little?

932
00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:46,020
You told me you didn't think
this was a good idea?

933
00:47:46,180 --> 00:47:47,930
- As I recall.
- As you recall.

934
00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:51,310
- Maybe just a little sip.
- Don't you have to go?

935
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:54,400
At this point of the game,
I might as well have a little drink.

936
00:47:54,570 --> 00:47:58,490
You look me in the eye and you tell me
that we didn't both agree on this.

937
00:47:58,650 --> 00:48:01,450
Oh, God. Calm down, Penelope.
This is going nowhere.

938
00:48:01,620 --> 00:48:04,370
And who said not to touch
the cobbler this morning?

939
00:48:04,540 --> 00:48:07,290
Who said we should leave some
for the Cowans? Who said that?

940
00:48:07,460 --> 00:48:08,910
That was very nice of you.

941
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:10,920
What does that
have to do with anything?

942
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,830
What do you mean?

943
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,670
- Guests are guests.
- You're lying. You're lying.

944
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:17,920
He's lying.

945
00:48:18,090 --> 00:48:21,260
You know, my wife actually
had to drag me here today.

946
00:48:21,430 --> 00:48:24,300
When you grow up with a certain
John Wayne idea of manhood...

947
00:48:24,470 --> 00:48:28,220
...the impulse in this kind of situation
is not to talk it through.

948
00:48:28,390 --> 00:48:30,770
I thought the role model
was Ivanhoe.

949
00:48:30,940 --> 00:48:32,850
Same basic concept.

950
00:48:33,020 --> 00:48:34,520
Another aspect.

951
00:48:34,690 --> 00:48:36,480
Another aspect. Really?

952
00:48:36,650 --> 00:48:38,990
How much are you gonna
humiliate yourself, Michael?

953
00:48:39,150 --> 00:48:41,360
I can see I dragged him here
for nothing.

954
00:48:41,530 --> 00:48:43,570
What did you expect, Doodle?

955
00:48:43,740 --> 00:48:45,370
That is a ridiculous nickname.

956
00:48:45,530 --> 00:48:48,040
Some revelation
about universal values?

957
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:49,910
This Scotch is unbelievable.

958
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:53,330
Right? You see that?
Eighteen years old, single malt...

959
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:56,170
...from a place in Scotland
still grows their own barley.

960
00:48:56,340 --> 00:48:59,210
What about the tulips?
Who got them?

961
00:48:59,380 --> 00:49:02,970
All I said was, "It's too bad we didn't
get any of those tulips this week."

962
00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:05,470
I didn't say anything about going
to Henry Street.

963
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:09,020
Don't get all bent out of shape
over this. Penelope, it's not worth it.

964
00:49:09,180 --> 00:49:12,440
He got the tulips. Him and only him.

965
00:49:13,980 --> 00:49:15,650
What, we don't get a drink?

966
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,730
Penelope and I would like a drink too.

967
00:49:32,370 --> 00:49:35,120
It's pretty funny
when you think about it.

968
00:49:35,290 --> 00:49:37,750
A devotee of Ivanhoe
and John Wayne...

969
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,210
...but he's scared to pick up
an itty-bitty mouse.

970
00:49:40,380 --> 00:49:42,130
Stop it with the hamster.

971
00:49:42,300 --> 00:49:43,510
- Stop.
- She's right.

972
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:44,800
It's laughable.

973
00:49:44,970 --> 00:49:47,890
- And hers?
- I don't think that'll be necessary.

974
00:49:48,060 --> 00:49:49,850
- Pour me a drink, Michael.
- No.

975
00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:51,140
- Michael.
- No.

976
00:49:51,310 --> 00:49:52,810
What is wrong with you, Michael?

977
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:58,570
Fine. Fine.

978
00:49:58,730 --> 00:50:01,530
Drink. Drink. What does it matter?

979
00:50:01,690 --> 00:50:06,070
- Is drinking bad for you or something?
- No, it's great for me.

980
00:50:10,450 --> 00:50:12,870
Now I don't know.

981
00:50:16,830 --> 00:50:17,920
Mr. Cowan?

982
00:50:18,290 --> 00:50:19,750
"Alan."

983
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:25,680
Alan. You see, you and I
didn't exactly hit it off...

984
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:29,350
...but I live with a man
who has decided, once and for all...

985
00:50:29,510 --> 00:50:32,560
...that life is synonymous
with mediocrity.

986
00:50:32,730 --> 00:50:34,980
You know, it's very hard
to live with a man...

987
00:50:35,140 --> 00:50:37,270
...who's walled himself
inside that idea...

988
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:41,320
...who doesn't wanna change anything,
who doesn't get excited about anything.

989
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,780
What are you telling him this for?
He could care less.

990
00:50:44,950 --> 00:50:46,780
We have to believe.

991
00:50:46,950 --> 00:50:49,910
We have to believe
in some possible correction.

992
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,700
He's the last guy on earth
you should be telling this to.

993
00:50:52,870 --> 00:50:55,460
I'll talk to anybody
I damn well please.

994
00:50:56,580 --> 00:50:59,330
Who the fuck is that now?

995
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,050
- Hi, Ma.
- Mikey, it's me again.

996
00:51:08,220 --> 00:51:09,640
I forgot to ask how Ethan is.

997
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,930
He's fine. He got his teeth
knocked out, but he's fine.

998
00:51:13,100 --> 00:51:14,720
- Is he in pain?
- Yeah, he's in pain.

999
00:51:14,890 --> 00:51:16,640
It hurts, but it'll pass.

1000
00:51:16,810 --> 00:51:19,980
Ma, I told you we have company.
I gotta call you back, remember?

1001
00:51:20,150 --> 00:51:22,770
- Okay, Mikey.
- Yeah. Bye.

1002
00:51:22,940 --> 00:51:25,740
- He's still in pain?
- No.

1003
00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:27,820
Then why do you worry
your mother?

1004
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,370
He has to worry her.
He can't help himself.

1005
00:51:30,530 --> 00:51:33,740
All right, Penelope. That's enough.
What is this drama-queen bullshit?

1006
00:51:33,910 --> 00:51:37,750
Penelope, nobody cares
about anything outside himself.

1007
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:41,000
Sure, we'd all like to believe
in some possible correction...

1008
00:51:41,170 --> 00:51:43,210
...one we could author ourselves...

1009
00:51:43,380 --> 00:51:46,550
...completely free
of selfish consideration.

1010
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:48,510
Like your writing this book
on Darfur.

1011
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:51,010
No. Which I think is great.

1012
00:51:51,180 --> 00:51:53,470
You know.
I understand how you might say:

1013
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:56,180
"Okay, I'll pick a massacre.
History's full of them.

1014
00:51:56,350 --> 00:51:57,600
I'm gonna write a book."

1015
00:51:57,770 --> 00:51:59,810
Everybody has to save himself
somehow.

1016
00:51:59,980 --> 00:52:02,310
I'm not writing this book
to save myself.

1017
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,360
You haven't read it.
You don't even know what's in it.

1018
00:52:05,530 --> 00:52:07,440
Whatever.

1019
00:52:07,610 --> 00:52:11,240
My God, that odor of Kronos
is killing me.

1020
00:52:11,410 --> 00:52:14,200
- It fucking reeks.
- Well, you didn't exactly skimp.

1021
00:52:14,370 --> 00:52:15,660
I am so sorry.

1022
00:52:15,830 --> 00:52:18,450
No, it was my fault.
I sprayed like a madwoman.

1023
00:52:18,620 --> 00:52:20,620
I don't know. Why...?

1024
00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:23,960
Why can't things be easier,
you know?

1025
00:52:24,130 --> 00:52:29,260
Why does everything
have to be so exhausting?

1026
00:52:29,430 --> 00:52:30,930
You think too much.

1027
00:52:31,090 --> 00:52:34,050
- Women think too much.
- There's an original response.

1028
00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:36,390
I don't know what that means,
to think too much.

1029
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,060
You know, I don't know
how you can just go on living...

1030
00:52:39,230 --> 00:52:42,190
...with absolutely no moral sense
of the world.

1031
00:52:42,350 --> 00:52:44,730
- Look at me, I'm living.
- Oh, Michael, shut up.

1032
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,650
Your miserable complicity
just disgusts me.

1033
00:52:48,820 --> 00:52:50,740
What happened
to your sense of humor?

1034
00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:52,700
I don't have one
and I don't want one.

1035
00:52:52,990 --> 00:52:54,200
If you ask me...

1036
00:52:54,370 --> 00:52:57,290
...the couple is the worst ordeal
God has ever inflicted on us.

1037
00:52:57,950 --> 00:53:00,580
- Marvelous.
- The couple and the family.

1038
00:53:00,750 --> 00:53:03,580
No one's forcing you to air this out
in front of us, Michael.

1039
00:53:03,750 --> 00:53:07,090
- And I might add, it's a little indecent.
- That doesn't bother him.

1040
00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:09,590
You agree with me, don't you?

1041
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,930
This is all beside the point.

1042
00:53:13,090 --> 00:53:15,600
Alan. Say something.

1043
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,640
He has a right to his ideas.

1044
00:53:17,810 --> 00:53:19,520
Doesn't mean
he has to advertise them.

1045
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,390
Yeah, right. Maybe.

1046
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:23,390
We don't care about their marriage.

1047
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,400
We're here about the kids.
We don't care about their marriage.

1048
00:53:26,570 --> 00:53:27,900
- Yeah, except...
- Except what?

1049
00:53:28,070 --> 00:53:29,610
- It's related.
- It's related.

1050
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:31,530
Of course it's related.

1051
00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:34,360
Ethan getting teeth busted out
is related to our marriage?

1052
00:53:34,530 --> 00:53:36,740
- Of course it is.
- Sorry, I don't follow you.

1053
00:53:36,910 --> 00:53:40,410
Look, take a step back
and look at the situation we're in.

1054
00:53:40,580 --> 00:53:43,790
Children suck the life out of you
and leave you old and empty.

1055
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,830
That's the law of nature.

1056
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,840
You see these young couples
laughing all the way to the altar.

1057
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,220
You think, "They don't know.
Poor fuckers have no idea."

1058
00:53:52,380 --> 00:53:55,680
They're happy. Nobody tells you
about this stuff in the beginning.

1059
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,010
I got this army buddy.

1060
00:53:57,180 --> 00:53:59,470
He's gonna have a kid
with his new girlfriend.

1061
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:03,680
I said to him, "A kid? At our age?
What, are you stupid?"

1062
00:54:03,850 --> 00:54:05,730
You got maybe
10, 15 good years left...

1063
00:54:05,900 --> 00:54:07,900
...before you get cancer
or have a stroke...

1064
00:54:08,070 --> 00:54:10,320
"...and you're gonna saddle yourself
with a kid?"

1065
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,820
- That's not really what you think.
- Yes, it is.

1066
00:54:12,990 --> 00:54:15,110
- Of course it is. I think even worse.
- Yep.

1067
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,490
You're debasing yourself, Michael.

1068
00:54:17,660 --> 00:54:19,490
Is that right?

1069
00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:24,040
Stop crying, Penelope.
It only makes it worse.

1070
00:54:24,410 --> 00:54:25,540
Here.

1071
00:54:25,710 --> 00:54:27,630
Of course, of course.

1072
00:54:27,790 --> 00:54:30,460
- It's excellent, isn't it?
- It's excellent.

1073
00:54:30,630 --> 00:54:32,380
Could I interest you in a cigar?

1074
00:54:32,550 --> 00:54:35,010
- No cigars in the house.
- Too bad.

1075
00:54:35,180 --> 00:54:37,340
Were you gonna smoke
a cigar now, Alan?

1076
00:54:37,510 --> 00:54:40,930
I do what I want, Nancy. If I wanna
smoke a cigar, I smoke a cigar.

1077
00:54:41,100 --> 00:54:43,810
I won't smoke it because
I don't wanna upset Penelope...

1078
00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:47,440
...who's already on edge,
to put it mildly.

1079
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:51,440
Oh, quit sniffling like that.
She's right.

1080
00:54:51,610 --> 00:54:55,150
You know, when women cry,
men are pushed to a breaking point.

1081
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,200
Although, unfortunately...

1082
00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:01,080
...I must say, Michael's point of view
is completely justified.

1083
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:03,290
- Yeah.
- Yeah, can I read it to you?

1084
00:55:03,450 --> 00:55:05,450
Yeah, sure. Go ahead.

1085
00:55:06,620 --> 00:55:09,290
Yeah, put "New York"
and a specific time of day.

1086
00:55:09,460 --> 00:55:11,880
- It's unbearable.
- What time of day?

1087
00:55:12,050 --> 00:55:15,920
The time you send it.
It has to be hot off the press.

1088
00:55:16,550 --> 00:55:20,140
Not "questions." "Deplores."
"Questions" is wishy-washy.

1089
00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:22,510
I live with this night and day.

1090
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:23,720
One second.

1091
00:55:23,890 --> 00:55:25,850
Our lives are chopped up
by the cell phone.

1092
00:55:26,020 --> 00:55:27,350
This is very important.

1093
00:55:27,900 --> 00:55:30,020
- It's always more important.
- Go ahead.

1094
00:55:30,190 --> 00:55:33,070
What's happening somewhere else
is always more important.

1095
00:55:33,230 --> 00:55:36,280
No. No, not "strategy." "Scheme."

1096
00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:40,780
"A scheme surfacing two weeks from
the company's posting," et cetera.

1097
00:55:40,950 --> 00:55:42,200
In the street.

1098
00:55:42,370 --> 00:55:45,240
The dinner table. Everywhere.

1099
00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:48,830
And "study" in quotes.

1100
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,960
Put the word "study" in quotes.

1101
00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:53,540
I don't even protest anymore.

1102
00:55:53,710 --> 00:55:56,260
Unconditional surrender.

1103
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,760
I feel like I'm gonna vomit again.

1104
00:55:58,930 --> 00:56:01,510
- Where's that bucket?
- How am I supposed to know?

1105
00:56:07,350 --> 00:56:10,440
Well, then just quote me. You know:
"This is a barefaced attempt"...

1106
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,360
Can you stand
over the bucket, please?

1107
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,230
- Pen.
- What?

1108
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:17,280
I mean, we're already set up
to handle this now.

1109
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,820
"... According to TW Pharma
attorney Alan Cowan."

1110
00:56:20,990 --> 00:56:23,570
Okay, I'll make these corrections
and put it out there.

1111
00:56:23,740 --> 00:56:27,120
AP, Reuters, newspapers,
trade journals.

1112
00:56:27,290 --> 00:56:29,000
You know, the whole shebang.

1113
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
- What's wrong?
- She's gonna throw up again.

1114
00:56:34,170 --> 00:56:35,670
You're so caring. It's touching.

1115
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,920
- Well, I'm worried.
- I didn't get that.

1116
00:56:38,090 --> 00:56:41,470
- My mistake.
- Oh, come on, Nancy, will you?

1117
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,680
You and I don't have to do this.

1118
00:56:43,850 --> 00:56:46,970
Their marriage is going downhill.
We don't have to try to compete.

1119
00:56:47,140 --> 00:56:50,060
What gives you the right to say
our marriage is going downhill?

1120
00:56:50,230 --> 00:56:52,020
What gives you the right?

1121
00:56:53,810 --> 00:56:56,070
- Yeah. Walter.
- Alan, is the press release ready?

1122
00:56:56,230 --> 00:56:59,820
Yeah, I just had it read back to me.
They'll send it over to you.

1123
00:56:59,990 --> 00:57:01,740
Did you say this is an attempt to...?

1124
00:57:01,910 --> 00:57:04,030
Manipulation.
Manipulation of the stock price.

1125
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:07,330
Listen, Walter,
I'll call you back in a minute, yeah.

1126
00:57:07,490 --> 00:57:10,200
- I didn't say it. Steven did.
- "Michael."

1127
00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:14,580
- I will not let you judge our family.
- Michael. Sorry.

1128
00:57:14,750 --> 00:57:16,380
Don't judge our son either.

1129
00:57:16,550 --> 00:57:19,630
That's different.
Your son brutalized our son.

1130
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:21,670
They're young. They're kids.

1131
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:25,140
Kids roughhouse in the playground.
Always have, always will.

1132
00:57:25,300 --> 00:57:27,180
- It's a rule of nature.
- No, it isn't.

1133
00:57:27,350 --> 00:57:28,390
Sure it is.

1134
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:31,930
It takes a little education to substitute
the rule of law for violence.

1135
00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:36,190
The origin of law,
as you of course know, is brute force.

1136
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:37,940
Maybe if you're a caveman...

1137
00:57:38,110 --> 00:57:40,650
- ...but not in this world.
- Tell me about this world.

1138
00:57:40,820 --> 00:57:43,570
You're boring.
This whole conversation is boring.

1139
00:57:43,740 --> 00:57:47,490
Penelope, I believe in
the god of carnage...

1140
00:57:47,660 --> 00:57:50,620
...the god whose rule's been
unchallenged since time immemorial.

1141
00:57:50,790 --> 00:57:53,580
You're interested in Africa, right?

1142
00:57:54,210 --> 00:57:56,500
- What's the matter?
- Don't worry about me.

1143
00:57:56,670 --> 00:57:58,630
- Nancy.
- I'm just fine.

1144
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:00,380
All right.

1145
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,970
See, I just got back from the Congo.

1146
00:58:03,130 --> 00:58:05,630
They got kids there
trained to kill at the age of 8.

1147
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:08,970
In the course of their childhood,
they might kill hundreds of people.

1148
00:58:09,140 --> 00:58:13,770
They kill with a machete,
a shotgun, a Kalash, a thumper.

1149
00:58:13,940 --> 00:58:17,270
So obviously, when my kid
busts some other kid's tooth...

1150
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:20,690
...even two teeth with a bamboo switch
by the sandbox...

1151
00:58:21,490 --> 00:58:23,900
...I'm not quite as shocked
and indignant as you are.

1152
00:58:24,070 --> 00:58:25,200
Well, you should be.

1153
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:26,990
Thumper.

1154
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:30,530
- What they call a grenade launcher.
- That's what I called it.

1155
00:58:30,700 --> 00:58:33,660
- You all right?
- I'm just fine.

1156
00:58:34,870 --> 00:58:36,750
What's wrong with her?
What's the matter?

1157
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,920
Bile. It's nothing.

1158
00:58:39,090 --> 00:58:41,590
Don't you tell me about Africa.

1159
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:44,010
I know all about suffering in Africa.

1160
00:58:44,170 --> 00:58:45,550
I don't doubt it.

1161
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:47,890
That's all I've been thinking about
for months.

1162
00:58:48,050 --> 00:58:51,510
Don't get her started on this, please.

1163
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:55,100
You know,
I'm actually starting to like you.

1164
00:58:55,270 --> 00:58:56,390
Shut up.

1165
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,900
Talk about commitment
to world peace and stability.

1166
00:58:59,060 --> 00:59:01,150
Shut the fuck up, Michael.

1167
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:03,440
Are you sure about that?

1168
00:59:03,610 --> 00:59:05,780
Very sure.
This will do me some good.

1169
00:59:05,950 --> 00:59:07,660
We live in New York.

1170
00:59:07,820 --> 00:59:09,990
We don't live in Kinshasa.

1171
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,660
We live in New York City...

1172
00:59:12,330 --> 00:59:15,000
...and with the customs
of Western society.

1173
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:18,040
So, what happens
at the Brooklyn Bridge playground...

1174
00:59:18,210 --> 00:59:20,380
...that has to do
with Western values...

1175
00:59:20,540 --> 00:59:25,300
...to which, whether you like it or not,
I happen to subscribe to.

1176
00:59:25,470 --> 00:59:27,970
Beating your husband must be
one of those customs then.

1177
00:59:28,140 --> 00:59:29,510
I'm warning you, Michael.

1178
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:33,260
She was all over you
like a bad rash.

1179
00:59:33,430 --> 00:59:35,560
If I were you, it would melt my heart.

1180
00:59:35,730 --> 00:59:38,600
He's making fun of you.
Do you believe it?

1181
00:59:38,770 --> 00:59:40,600
- I could care less.
- No, really.

1182
00:59:40,770 --> 00:59:43,190
Morally, you're supposed
to overcome your impulses...

1183
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:46,240
...but there are times
you don't wanna overcome them.

1184
00:59:46,900 --> 00:59:49,910
I mean, who wants to say a Hail Mary
when you're having sex?

1185
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:53,490
- Can you buy this Scotch around here?
- No, this one, not very likely. No.

1186
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:56,700
Thumper.

1187
00:59:57,750 --> 00:59:58,960
Thumper. Really.

1188
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:01,500
- Yeah, Thumper.
- That's what it's called.

1189
01:00:03,210 --> 01:00:05,750
Why don't you just say
"grenade launcher"?

1190
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:07,130
Because that's a term.

1191
01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:11,180
It's just like they say "Kalash"
and not "Kalashnikov" or "AK-47."

1192
01:00:11,340 --> 01:00:13,850
- Who is "they"?
- That's enough, Nancy. That's enough.

1193
01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:17,810
Hotshot firebrands like my husband,
you gotta understand...

1194
01:00:17,980 --> 01:00:21,350
...it's hard for them to get excited
about what happens down the block.

1195
01:00:22,230 --> 01:00:24,730
- Exactly.
- I don't see why.

1196
01:00:24,900 --> 01:00:28,150
I don't see why.
We're all citizens of the world.

1197
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:32,820
I don't see why we can't have
some sense of community.

1198
01:00:32,990 --> 01:00:36,990
Penelope.
Enough with the highfalutin claptrap.

1199
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:39,580
I'm gonna kill him.

1200
01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:43,210
- Yeah.
- There's a problem with "barefaced."

1201
01:00:43,380 --> 01:00:45,750
- Well, take out "barefaced."
- She's right.

1202
01:00:46,510 --> 01:00:48,510
It's unbearable after a while.

1203
01:00:48,670 --> 01:00:51,010
- A brazen attempt to...
- Manipulate the stock price.

1204
01:00:51,180 --> 01:00:52,640
There you go.

1205
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,970
- Did he sign off on the rest?
- Yeah.

1206
01:00:56,140 --> 01:00:58,140
That's fine. Good.

1207
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:01,520
What were we talking about?
Thumpers?

1208
01:01:01,690 --> 01:01:03,480
We were saying...

1209
01:01:03,650 --> 01:01:06,400
...that, despite what
my husband thinks...

1210
01:01:06,570 --> 01:01:09,530
...whether it happens here
or on the other side of the world...

1211
01:01:09,690 --> 01:01:13,280
...we all have to be
collectively concerned.

1212
01:01:13,450 --> 01:01:16,950
"Collectively concerned."

1213
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:20,120
Nancy, it's absurd to drink
in your condition.

1214
01:01:20,290 --> 01:01:22,960
What condition? I'm perfect.

1215
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:26,790
Now, that's an interesting idea.

1216
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:28,550
Yeah.

1217
01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:32,720
No. No interviews
before we get this release out.

1218
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,220
Mr. Cowan...

1219
01:01:34,390 --> 01:01:37,560
...can you please put an end
to this nerve-racking conversation?

1220
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:41,930
Just remind him the stockholders
won't give a shit.

1221
01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:46,020
The stockholders won't... Nancy.
Are you out of your fucking mind?

1222
01:01:46,190 --> 01:01:48,610
- Hello! What's going on?
- There.

1223
01:01:49,780 --> 01:01:51,320
Shit!

1224
01:01:51,490 --> 01:01:54,110
- Oh, my God.
- Way to go!

1225
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:03,620
The blow-dryer. The blow-dryer.

1226
01:02:03,790 --> 01:02:06,670
You should be put in a home, dear.

1227
01:02:07,590 --> 01:02:11,420
I got everything in there.

1228
01:02:11,590 --> 01:02:13,840
It was brand-new.
I spent hours setting this up.

1229
01:02:14,010 --> 01:02:15,430
I can't believe you did that.

1230
01:02:15,590 --> 01:02:17,680
That was a really
irresponsible thing to do.

1231
01:02:17,850 --> 01:02:19,510
I got everything in there.

1232
01:02:19,930 --> 01:02:21,600
My whole life was in there.

1233
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:26,190
- His whole life.
- Here.

1234
01:02:27,980 --> 01:02:31,530
I wanna get the SIM card and
the battery out. How do you do that?

1235
01:02:32,900 --> 01:02:36,280
- I just got it. I don't know.
- Let me see. Let me see.

1236
01:02:36,740 --> 01:02:38,530
It's stuck.

1237
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:41,450
And they think it's funny.
They think it's funny!

1238
01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:48,130
- Penelope.
- Penelope. This is not funny.

1239
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:52,170
My husband has spent
the entire afternoon drying things.

1240
01:02:52,710 --> 01:02:54,970
No, no. This way.

1241
01:03:00,850 --> 01:03:03,100
Forget it. It's over.

1242
01:03:03,270 --> 01:03:05,100
- You gotta wait.
- Forget it. It's over.

1243
01:03:08,610 --> 01:03:10,770
You wanna use the phone?

1244
01:03:14,740 --> 01:03:16,700
I must say...

1245
01:03:18,820 --> 01:03:21,740
What must you say, Michael?

1246
01:03:21,910 --> 01:03:25,000
No. I don't even know what to say.

1247
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:28,500
I'd say it feels better like this.

1248
01:03:28,670 --> 01:03:32,420
I'd say it feels better like this.
Wouldn't you?

1249
01:03:34,550 --> 01:03:36,590
Men get so attached to their toys.

1250
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,680
It diminishes them.

1251
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,550
They lose their credibility.

1252
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:42,390
Oh, God.

1253
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:45,020
I dated this guy once...

1254
01:03:45,180 --> 01:03:47,350
...and then I saw him
carrying this bag...

1255
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:49,980
...this rectangular bag
with a shoulder strap.

1256
01:03:50,150 --> 01:03:53,020
It's a man's bag
with a shoulder strap.

1257
01:03:53,190 --> 01:03:54,780
It was over.

1258
01:03:54,940 --> 01:03:57,650
A bag with a shoulder strap,
that's the worst.

1259
01:03:57,820 --> 01:04:00,530
But the cell phone
always at his fingertips...

1260
01:04:00,700 --> 01:04:03,030
...that's the worst too.

1261
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:06,160
Men should have both hands free.

1262
01:04:06,330 --> 01:04:08,790
They should have both hands free.

1263
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:12,000
I've got a John Wayne idea
of manhood too.

1264
01:04:12,170 --> 01:04:14,000
What was it he had? A Colt .45.

1265
01:04:14,170 --> 01:04:16,170
Something that empties a room.

1266
01:04:16,340 --> 01:04:18,670
Any man that doesn't give off
those loner vibes...

1267
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:23,140
...just doesn't come off
as having any substance.

1268
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:27,890
So, Michael, Michael.
I guess you're happy now.

1269
01:04:28,060 --> 01:04:31,560
Our little touchy-feely, whatever you
said, is coming apart at the seams.

1270
01:04:31,730 --> 01:04:33,560
But, hey, you know what?

1271
01:04:33,730 --> 01:04:38,030
This almost feels good,
in my opinion.

1272
01:04:38,190 --> 01:04:42,490
In my opinion, some people can
handle their liquor better than others.

1273
01:04:42,660 --> 01:04:45,120
- I'm as normal as can be.
- Yeah, right.

1274
01:04:45,290 --> 01:04:49,710
Yeah. I'm beginning to see things
with a pleasant serenity.

1275
01:04:49,870 --> 01:04:53,080
That's good. A pleasant serenity.

1276
01:04:53,250 --> 01:04:56,420
I don't know why you're wasting
yourself out in the open, Darjeeling.

1277
01:04:56,590 --> 01:04:57,800
Shut the hell up.

1278
01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,670
Here. Alan.

1279
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:02,510
- Relax.
- No cigars in the house.

1280
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:04,260
You got your Hoyo de Monterro.

1281
01:05:04,430 --> 01:05:06,600
You got your Partagas D,
number 4.

1282
01:05:06,770 --> 01:05:08,640
You got your Hoyo Coronacion.

1283
01:05:08,810 --> 01:05:10,100
Where did you get these?

1284
01:05:10,270 --> 01:05:12,520
- You don't wanna know.
- Seriously.

1285
01:05:12,690 --> 01:05:14,650
The Spanish connection.

1286
01:05:14,810 --> 01:05:17,230
My cookware guy is going out
with a flight attendant.

1287
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:20,110
She brings home, like,
two boxes a week.

1288
01:05:20,860 --> 01:05:23,360
You can't smoke in a house
with an asthmatic child.

1289
01:05:23,530 --> 01:05:25,910
And why are you telling him
your whole life story?

1290
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:27,660
- Who has asthma?
- Our son.

1291
01:05:27,830 --> 01:05:29,660
We had a goddamn hamster,
didn't we?

1292
01:05:29,830 --> 01:05:32,460
That's true. Pets aren't good
when you're asthmatic.

1293
01:05:32,620 --> 01:05:34,830
No. Not good at all.

1294
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,750
Even goldfish aren't
necessarily recommended.

1295
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:40,460
Do I have to listen to this crap?

1296
01:05:40,630 --> 01:05:45,640
I guess I'm the only one that doesn't
see things with a pleasant serenity.

1297
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:47,720
The truth is...

1298
01:05:47,890 --> 01:05:49,470
...I've never been so unhappy.

1299
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,480
This is the unhappiest day
of my life.

1300
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:53,600
You're an unhappy drunk.

1301
01:05:54,190 --> 01:05:55,730
Michael...

1302
01:05:55,900 --> 01:05:59,900
...every word out of your mouth
just slays me.

1303
01:06:00,070 --> 01:06:01,650
I don't get drunk.

1304
01:06:01,820 --> 01:06:05,820
I had a couple of sips
of your shitty 18-year-old single malt...

1305
01:06:05,990 --> 01:06:09,870
...that you trot out like it's
the 18th Wonder of the World.

1306
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:11,700
I don't get drunk.

1307
01:06:11,870 --> 01:06:13,830
I wish I could.
Believe me, I wish I could.

1308
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:19,420
I wish I could just drown
every last sorrow in a good, stiff drink.

1309
01:06:21,300 --> 01:06:24,220
My husband is unhappy too.

1310
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:28,300
Look at him all hunched over
like he was left on the side of the road.

1311
01:06:29,220 --> 01:06:32,640
I think this is the unhappiest day
of his life too.

1312
01:06:32,810 --> 01:06:36,100
- It is.
- I'm sorry, Doodle.

1313
01:06:46,740 --> 01:06:48,450
Hello.

1314
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:51,700
- Hello.
- Mikey.

1315
01:06:51,870 --> 01:06:55,460
Mom. I told you we have company.
You remember?

1316
01:06:55,620 --> 01:06:58,790
Why do you want me
to stop taking my Antril?

1317
01:06:59,130 --> 01:07:01,300
Because it's medication
that can kill you.

1318
01:07:01,460 --> 01:07:02,920
- It's poison.
- It is not.

1319
01:07:03,090 --> 01:07:04,760
Now, Mom, Mom.

1320
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:07,550
There's someone here
who can explain.

1321
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:10,470
- Here. Tell her.
- Tell her what?

1322
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:13,970
Tell her what you know
about that poisonous shit of yours.

1323
01:07:14,230 --> 01:07:18,310
What can he tell her?
He doesn't know anything.

1324
01:07:19,690 --> 01:07:21,110
Hello, ma'am.

1325
01:07:21,270 --> 01:07:23,730
- How are you?
- I'm all right for now.

1326
01:07:23,900 --> 01:07:26,780
They want to take me off my Antril.

1327
01:07:26,950 --> 01:07:28,570
My operation is a week away.

1328
01:07:28,740 --> 01:07:30,410
Yeah. Are you in pain?

1329
01:07:30,580 --> 01:07:32,160
I can't be on my feet, doctor.

1330
01:07:32,330 --> 01:07:35,660
Yeah. Well, the operation
will fix that.

1331
01:07:39,380 --> 01:07:42,040
- The other leg too?
- Are you an orthopedist?

1332
01:07:42,210 --> 01:07:44,460
No, I'm not an orthopedist.

1333
01:07:44,630 --> 01:07:46,970
She keeps calling me "doctor."

1334
01:07:47,130 --> 01:07:49,260
Doctor. What a laugh.

1335
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:51,260
- Hang up.
- Hello.

1336
01:07:51,430 --> 01:07:53,350
- Yeah.
- What about my Antril?

1337
01:07:53,510 --> 01:07:57,310
Well, do you have
any balance issues?

1338
01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:58,600
No...

1339
01:07:59,730 --> 01:08:00,810
- Yeah.
- Will it kill me?

1340
01:08:00,980 --> 01:08:05,570
No, of course not. Not at all.
It can't kill you.

1341
01:08:05,740 --> 01:08:07,400
Don't listen to what people say.

1342
01:08:07,570 --> 01:08:11,070
Still, yeah, it might be a good idea
not to take it for a while.

1343
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:12,370
For how long?

1344
01:08:12,530 --> 01:08:14,830
Just until this operation
is behind you.

1345
01:08:14,990 --> 01:08:16,660
They're gonna ruin me.

1346
01:08:16,830 --> 01:08:19,790
If you could see me, you'd be
surprised how well-preserved I am.

1347
01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:23,420
Yeah, sounds like
you're in excellent shape.

1348
01:08:23,590 --> 01:08:25,300
All right. You got that, Ma?

1349
01:08:25,460 --> 01:08:27,670
You stop taking that medication.

1350
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:29,590
- Just do as you're told!
- Okay, okay.

1351
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:32,840
- All right? I love you.
- Love you too.

1352
01:08:34,510 --> 01:08:36,470
I can't take her anymore.

1353
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:38,020
The shit I put up with.

1354
01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:41,270
All right. Should we wrap this up?

1355
01:08:41,440 --> 01:08:44,310
Should I come back here tonight
with Zachary? Let's decide.

1356
01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:46,900
This is getting to be, like,
who cares?

1357
01:08:47,070 --> 01:08:49,280
That is what we're here for after all.

1358
01:08:49,450 --> 01:08:53,030
Now I'm gonna be sick.
Where's that bucket?

1359
01:08:55,030 --> 01:08:56,660
That's enough. That's enough.

1360
01:08:56,830 --> 01:09:01,670
- That's enough.
- I'd say both sides share the blame.

1361
01:09:01,830 --> 01:09:03,080
So...

1362
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,670
There you are.
Both sides share the blame.

1363
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:10,260
- Are you serious?
- Excuse me?

1364
01:09:10,430 --> 01:09:11,970
That's what you really think?

1365
01:09:12,140 --> 01:09:14,590
It's what I think, yes.

1366
01:09:15,050 --> 01:09:18,140
My son, Ethan, who had to take
two codeine at 3 in the morning...

1367
01:09:18,310 --> 01:09:22,190
- ...he shares the blame?
- He's not necessarily innocent.

1368
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:24,690
Get out of my house.
You get the fuck out.

1369
01:09:24,860 --> 01:09:26,940
Get the fuck out of my house!

1370
01:09:27,110 --> 01:09:30,440
My bag! My bag! My...

1371
01:09:30,610 --> 01:09:32,200
- Alan.
- What is going on here?

1372
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:33,780
They've totally lost it.

1373
01:09:33,950 --> 01:09:36,490
Alan! Do something.

1374
01:09:36,660 --> 01:09:39,450
- "Alan, do something."
- Shut your mouth.

1375
01:09:39,620 --> 01:09:44,000
She broke my makeup mirror
and my perfume.

1376
01:09:44,170 --> 01:09:45,710
Stand up for me.

1377
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:49,050
Why don't you stand up for me?

1378
01:09:50,010 --> 01:09:51,630
Let's go, Nancy.

1379
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:54,970
- It's not like I'm strangling her.
- What did I do to you?

1380
01:09:55,140 --> 01:09:57,140
The blame is not shared.

1381
01:09:57,310 --> 01:10:00,850
The victim and the criminal
are not the same.

1382
01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:04,230
- The criminal?
- Give it a fucking rest, Penelope.

1383
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:06,900
Enough with
this politically correct bullshit!

1384
01:10:07,070 --> 01:10:10,190
- Which I believe in.
- That you believe. You believe.

1385
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:13,280
This crush you got
on these Sudan sambos...

1386
01:10:13,450 --> 01:10:15,280
...is spilling over
into everything now!

1387
01:10:15,450 --> 01:10:16,660
I'm horrified.

1388
01:10:16,820 --> 01:10:19,740
How could you be
so openly despicable?

1389
01:10:19,910 --> 01:10:24,330
Because I feel like it.
I feel like being openly despicable.

1390
01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:26,830
One day you will understand
the sheer horror...

1391
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:29,340
...of what's happening
in that part of the world...

1392
01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:33,630
...and you will be ashamed
of your contemptibly nihilistic attitude.

1393
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:38,010
Yes, Darjeeling,
you're so wonderful.

1394
01:10:38,470 --> 01:10:40,140
You're the best and the brightest.

1395
01:10:40,310 --> 01:10:43,270
Yes, I am! Yes, I am!

1396
01:10:43,430 --> 01:10:45,100
Let's get out of here, Alan.

1397
01:10:45,270 --> 01:10:48,060
These people are monsters.

1398
01:10:48,230 --> 01:10:50,770
- Stop it, Nancy.
- No, no. No.

1399
01:10:50,940 --> 01:10:55,530
I wanna drink some more.
I wanna get drunk off my ass.

1400
01:10:55,700 --> 01:10:59,620
This bitch throws my bag against
the ceiling, nobody lifts a finger.

1401
01:10:59,780 --> 01:11:02,700
- I wanna be blind drunk.
- You're drunk enough.

1402
01:11:02,870 --> 01:11:06,040
How can you let her
call our son a criminal?

1403
01:11:06,500 --> 01:11:11,040
We come over here to work things out
with them, and they insult us...

1404
01:11:11,210 --> 01:11:12,340
...they browbeat us...

1405
01:11:12,510 --> 01:11:15,470
...they lecture us about being
good citizens of the planet.

1406
01:11:15,630 --> 01:11:19,850
I am glad our son
kicked the shit out of your son...

1407
01:11:20,010 --> 01:11:23,430
...and I wipe my ass
with your human rights.

1408
01:11:25,310 --> 01:11:29,650
Get a couple of drinks in her and,
bam, her true self comes out.

1409
01:11:29,900 --> 01:11:33,480
What happened to that gracious,
demure woman with the soft eyes?

1410
01:11:33,650 --> 01:11:36,070
I told you. I told you!

1411
01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:38,320
- What did you tell him?
- That she's a fake.

1412
01:11:38,490 --> 01:11:40,780
That woman is totally fake.
I'm sorry.

1413
01:11:40,950 --> 01:11:43,830
- When did you say that?
- When you were drying your pants.

1414
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:47,000
You'd known her 15 minutes,
and you already knew she was fake?

1415
01:11:47,170 --> 01:11:49,920
Yeah. Well, I pick up on these things
pretty quickly.

1416
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:51,750
- She does.
- I got a nose for them.

1417
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:54,050
Fake. What does that mean?

1418
01:11:54,210 --> 01:11:55,800
I don't wanna listen to this.

1419
01:11:55,970 --> 01:11:58,180
Why do you put me through this,
Alan?

1420
01:11:58,340 --> 01:12:00,010
Relax, Nancy.

1421
01:12:00,180 --> 01:12:03,010
She's a phony. She doesn't care
any more than you do.

1422
01:12:03,180 --> 01:12:06,390
- It's true. That's true.
- It's true. He said it's true.

1423
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:08,560
They don't give a shit.

1424
01:12:08,730 --> 01:12:12,310
It's so obvious right from
the beginning. They don't give a shit.

1425
01:12:12,690 --> 01:12:14,610
She doesn't give a shit either.
It's true.

1426
01:12:14,780 --> 01:12:16,360
- Like you do?
- Well...

1427
01:12:16,530 --> 01:12:18,150
No, let him talk, honey.

1428
01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:21,110
Explain to me, Michael,
exactly how you care.

1429
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:22,870
What does that mean anyway?

1430
01:12:23,030 --> 01:12:25,830
You're more credible
when you're being openly despicable.

1431
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:29,210
Truth is, nobody here cares
except maybe Penelope.

1432
01:12:29,370 --> 01:12:31,000
One must acknowledge
her integrity.

1433
01:12:31,170 --> 01:12:33,420
I don't need your acknowledgment.

1434
01:12:33,590 --> 01:12:35,590
I don't need your acknowledgment!

1435
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:37,920
But I do care. I really do care.

1436
01:12:38,090 --> 01:12:41,720
Yes, Doodle,
we care in a hysterical way.

1437
01:12:41,890 --> 01:12:45,060
Not like heroic figures
of a social movement.

1438
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:49,350
I saw your friend Jane Fonda
on TV the other day.

1439
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:52,850
Made me wanna run out
and buy a Ku Klux Klan poster.

1440
01:12:53,610 --> 01:12:55,610
My friend Jane Fonda?

1441
01:12:55,780 --> 01:12:58,400
What does that mean?
What the hell does that mean?

1442
01:12:58,570 --> 01:13:03,700
You're the same breed, the same kind
of involved, problem-solver woman.

1443
01:13:03,870 --> 01:13:05,450
Those are not the women we like.

1444
01:13:05,620 --> 01:13:09,540
The women we like are sensual,
crazy, shot full of hormones.

1445
01:13:09,710 --> 01:13:11,580
The gatekeepers of the world...

1446
01:13:11,750 --> 01:13:14,920
...the ones who wanna show off
how perceptive they are?

1447
01:13:15,090 --> 01:13:16,880
Huge turnoff.

1448
01:13:17,050 --> 01:13:20,920
Even poor Michael,
your own husband, is turned off.

1449
01:13:21,090 --> 01:13:22,380
Don't you speak for me.

1450
01:13:22,550 --> 01:13:26,010
We don't give a shit
what women you like.

1451
01:13:26,180 --> 01:13:28,470
Where do you get off
just spouting these opinions?

1452
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:31,890
You are the one man whose opinion
we don't give a shit about!

1453
01:13:32,060 --> 01:13:34,600
She's screaming.

1454
01:13:34,770 --> 01:13:37,570
Quartermaster on a slave ship.

1455
01:13:37,730 --> 01:13:39,530
She doesn't scream?

1456
01:13:39,690 --> 01:13:42,320
She didn't just scream
that your little asshole...

1457
01:13:42,490 --> 01:13:44,490
...was right to beat up ours?

1458
01:13:44,660 --> 01:13:45,740
He was right.

1459
01:13:45,910 --> 01:13:49,620
At least our kid
isn't a little wimpy-ass faggot.

1460
01:13:49,910 --> 01:13:53,540
Yours is a fucking snitch!

1461
01:13:53,710 --> 01:13:55,830
Let's go, Alan.

1462
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,420
Why are we still in this house?

1463
01:13:58,590 --> 01:14:00,630
Exactly.

1464
01:14:02,050 --> 01:14:03,090
Here.

1465
01:14:03,260 --> 01:14:07,010
This is what I think
of your stupid tulips.

1466
01:14:07,180 --> 01:14:09,970
Your hideous flowers.

1467
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:15,650
This is the worst day of my life too.