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Ready?

3
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FBl.

4
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- Throw that piece of shit in there.
- No, wait.

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Sit down and shut up, you old fool.

6
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Ten thousand.

7
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- On... bug-eye boy.
- What?!

8
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Big balls, huh? Big cojones, huh?

9
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- I'll take that bet.
- Ready? And fight!

10
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Y'all never heard of Soul, Korea?

11
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- FBl! Everybody freeze.
- Don't move.

12
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- John!
- A little help down here, please?

13
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No doubt. Are you all right?

14
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I'm just takin' a bath
with Old Yeller down here.

15
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Could you open the cage? I'm a married man.
I'm not used to this much attention.

16
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Satellite TV and a six-pack
do not a full life make.

17
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You gotta understand. I'm not like you.

18
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On the street, I gotta keep it simple.

19
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You know what I mean? I can't have
a family and home out there distracting me.

20
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That's funny.
I couldn't be out there without it.

21
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OK. We've got a live one, people.
Conference room in five.

22
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Oh, Malcolm. Didn't recognize you
with the make-up off. Got the Michaels file?

23
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- Got it.
- Good. Bring it here.

24
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I'm just sayin', on the street I can't have
no distractions. I gotta be ready for anything.

25
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- Nice.
- You too grown for this shit, man.

26
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A prison escape leaves one man dead.

27
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Lester Vesco,
serving a life sentence for murder,

28
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has escaped from a federal penitentiary.

29
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He is seen here on security cameras
robbing the Century Union Bank.

30
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- Vesco is extremely dangerous.
- Oh, my God.

31
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What's wrong?

32
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Nothing's wrong.

33
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You know, how would you like
to go on a little vacation?

34
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- I don't know. We've never been on one.
- How fast can you get ready?

35
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Ready.

36
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Well, you look ready to me.

37
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Grab your medicine.

38
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Got your seat belt on?

39
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- Yup.
- Let's roll.

40
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Lester Vesco. Not a nice man, people.

41
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Two years ago, he robbed a bank,
popped a guard and the bank manager

42
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and walked out with two million
in cash and bearer bonds.

43
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We got him, but the money
was never recovered.

44
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Twelve hours ago, he killed a prison doctor

45
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and drove out the front gate
in the man's Volvo. Very creative.

46
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- What about the girl from the robbery?
- Lester's girlfriend. Sherry Pierce.

47
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Never convicted. Worked in the bank.

48
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So she gives him access to the vault,

49
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cries on the stand
and walks away with two million large.

50
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Exactly. But we never proved it.

51
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She's pretty smart.
Keeps a low profile, works two shit jobs.

52
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Now it looks like she's in the wind.

53
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So we find her,
we find Lester, we find the money.

54
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- What about this stepbrother in Oakland?
- You and Gallagher take it.

55
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- Get some warrants. Set up a surveillance.
- Great. Malcolm and I can stay here

56
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and hit the phones.

57
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No, no, I've got something special
planned for you two.

58
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Sherry's got a long-lost grandmother
in Cartersville, Georgia.

59
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And who knows, Malcolm? Maybe you'll find
an Armani outlet - by the Piggly Wiggly.

60
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That's all, people.

61
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- There's Big Momma.
- What a classic scene.

62
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Genteel old lady, pruning her roses.

63
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Lord, I done told Sadie about this dog.

64
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Let me catch you here again
and I'll barbecue some hot dog!

65
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- Got it.
- You know what, man?

66
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Erskine and Stoner probably caught
that girl Sherry two days ago.

67
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They just wanted us to sit here
pickin' ticks off our asses.

68
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Nobody's tried to kill you for days.
The stress must be overwhelming.

69
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I'm just here to catch a bad guy.
If it goes down hard, so be it.

70
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If we could get in to plant the surveillance
equipment, we wouldn't be stuck here.

71
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Hey, what do we have here?

72
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Must be one of those Southern traditions.
Exchanging baked goods in the street.

73
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Nah, you bring them over.
That's how you meet the new neighbors.

74
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Oh, man.

75
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- Where are you going?
- While she's out, I'll set the surveillance.

76
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Stall 'em.

77
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- Stall them?
- Trust me.

78
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- Malcolm!
- Four and a half minutes.

79
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- Well, how-dee, ladies.
- Hello, neighbor.

80
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Welcome to Maple Drive.
We hope you will come to love...

81
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Oh, shut up and give the man
your dry old Bundt cake so I can go home.

82
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You'll have to excuse Hattie Mae.
Her stomach's not feelin' too good.

83
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I'm Miss Patterson

84
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and this is Miss Other Patterson.

85
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We call her that because she's from
a whole different set of Pattersons.

86
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- My name's John.
- John what?

87
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- Patterson! Isn't that a weird coincidence?
- Yes, it is.

88
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Maybe we're all related.

89
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I used to be married, but not any more.

90
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Oh, Lord. Is she with Jesus?

91
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No. Actually, Jesus,
I think, is how he pronounces it.

92
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He was the gardener.

93
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I caught him spreadin' fertilizer
in the bedroom, if you know what I mean.

94
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'Scuse me, honey.
Here's your corn bread. I got to go.

95
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No, you can't! Ladies, it was really a pleasure.

96
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Wait. You can't leave.

97
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Where's this great Southern hospitality I've
heard about, Hattie Mae? lf I can call you that.

98
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I was hoping we could sit in the front porch
and shuck corn, shoot squirrels...

99
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Boy, you ain't right. Did somebody
hook you up to a jumper cable?

100
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When I say I got to go, move - I got to go.

101
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Wait!

102
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I'm not crazy, just a little lonely.
We could spend some quality time together.

103
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Say, you know what I do
when I have an upset stomach?

104
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I jog. Yes! Come on!

105
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It's good when you got the runs.
Come on, me and you around the block.

106
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Listen, either I can go around you, or
I can go through you. Whichever you decide.

107
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Fine.

108
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Shit!

109
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- You cannot go in there.
- You're sayin' I can't go in my own house?

110
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No, I'm telling you, you cannot go in there
without giving me a big

111
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Southern welcome.

112
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That's it. A little sugar on it.

113
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If you want a second helping, let me know.

114
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- Cos I got two knees!
- No, I'm good. God bless ya.

115
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- Cos I got to go.
- Yeah. Thanks for the corn bread.

116
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Jesus, let me just make it to the bathroom
before I lose my bowels all over myself.

117
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Jesus.

118
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Will I make it?

119
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Have mercy, Lord.

120
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Those stewed prunes!

121
00:11:07,455 --> 00:11:11,458
They just goin' right straight through me.

122
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I done seen a lot of scary shit in my day,

123
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but damn - that was a lotta ass.

124
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I think I need a splint or somethin'.

125
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Just... I'll be all right.

126
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"Dr Green. Wilshire Pediatrics."

127
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Here we go.

128
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God.

129
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Miss it. Miss it.

130
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Think you can throw me off my shit?

131
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I'm in the zone.

132
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100 dollars. Come on.

133
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- That shit don't count.
- What do you mean?

134
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- You were in my grill.
- 100 bucks, man.

135
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Who could be callin' her at this time of night?

136
00:14:01,337 --> 00:14:04,007
Trussy! How ya do...

137
00:14:04,632 --> 00:14:07,343
Oh, Lord. William's in the hospital again?

138
00:14:08,135 --> 00:14:12,348
I'll be there. I'm prepared.
I can stay a week or two weeks...

139
00:14:12,432 --> 00:14:16,269
She's leavin', man. Now's our chance
to tap the phones. Come on.

140
00:14:18,646 --> 00:14:22,651
- Driver, please get me to the bus station.
- Yes, ma'am.

141
00:14:22,734 --> 00:14:26,446
I gotta go and help my friend out
for a couple of weeks.

142
00:14:39,793 --> 00:14:41,586
Over here.

143
00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:48,051
Jesus!

144
00:14:49,177 --> 00:14:51,096
Back up off me.

145
00:14:51,263 --> 00:14:54,599
- Sorry.
- Hello. This is Hattie Mae Pierce.

146
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Go on, leave me a little message. As soon as
I get back, I'll give you a shout. God bless.

147
00:15:00,814 --> 00:15:03,399
Big Momma? It's Sherry.

148
00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:06,320
Surprised, huh?

149
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,572
Listen, I was taking a little vacation

150
00:15:09,656 --> 00:15:12,159
and I was headed in your direction,

151
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and I thought maybe I'd stop in and check
on you since I haven't seen you in a while.

152
00:15:17,288 --> 00:15:21,168
But it looks like you're not home,
so I'll see you on the next trip.

153
00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:23,545
No!

154
00:15:23,628 --> 00:15:26,298
- We lost her.
- No! Look...

155
00:15:26,382 --> 00:15:29,634
And, Big Momma, I just want you to know...

156
00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:34,014
I know it’s been a long time
since we've talked, but...

157
00:15:34,097 --> 00:15:37,350
I really do love you
and miss you very much.

158
00:15:38,435 --> 00:15:41,063
Praise the Lord.

159
00:15:41,146 --> 00:15:44,107
It's my baby Sherry!

160
00:15:44,941 --> 00:15:47,068
Big Momma, you're there!

161
00:15:47,152 --> 00:15:48,862
Hi!

162
00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:54,535
Yes, I'm here, honey child,
lamb chop, sugar foot.

163
00:15:54,618 --> 00:15:56,662
Hang up.

164
00:15:56,745 --> 00:16:01,458
I know things haven't been so great
between us these past couple of years,

165
00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:04,753
and I just want you to know

166
00:16:04,836 --> 00:16:10,551
that your place is the only place
that's ever really felt like home for me.

167
00:16:10,676 --> 00:16:15,472
And I can't wait to see you
and I love you very much.

168
00:16:16,557 --> 00:16:18,558
Well, I'm...

169
00:16:19,976 --> 00:16:23,147
I'm glad it felt like a home to you, Sherry.

170
00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:25,232
You hurry home, then. All right?

171
00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:28,485
And I'm gonna make sure that I lock you up

172
00:16:28,568 --> 00:16:31,113
so you don't get away from me ever again.

173
00:16:31,196 --> 00:16:35,116
- Bye, Big Momma.
- OK, Sherry. Bye-bye.

174
00:16:40,122 --> 00:16:42,874
- What the hell did you just do?
- Kept us in play.

175
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:46,879
If Big Momma's not here, she'll leave,
and then we have no case.

176
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,964
Don't worry.

177
00:16:49,464 --> 00:16:51,467
Big Momma'll be here.

178
00:17:22,414 --> 00:17:24,916
Hello. This is Hattie Mae Pierce.

179
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,753
Hello. This is Hattie Mae Pierce.

180
00:17:28,462 --> 00:17:30,631
Hello. This is Hattie Mae Pierce.

181
00:18:24,143 --> 00:18:27,354
All right, Trent.
Mind your manners. No back talk.

182
00:18:27,438 --> 00:18:29,565
And remember... Look at me.

183
00:18:29,649 --> 00:18:32,777
And remember that our business
is our business.

184
00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:35,988
They're here. Now here's the earpiece.

185
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:39,325
If anybody asks, tell them
it's your new hearing aid.

186
00:18:39,408 --> 00:18:41,535
How do I look?

187
00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:44,914
If I were an 85-year-old man
with cataracts and a bad hip,

188
00:18:44,997 --> 00:18:47,041
- I'd take a run at you.
- Man, shut up.

189
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:49,918
Big Momma? We're here.

190
00:18:52,296 --> 00:18:54,715
Lord!

191
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:57,176
- Look what the wind done blew my...
- Hi.

192
00:18:58,928 --> 00:19:00,930
Damn, you fine...

193
00:19:01,013 --> 00:19:03,307
Sherry, you changed.

194
00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:06,644
Me? Look at you, Big Momma!
I hardly recognize you.

195
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,729
Child, that's only make-up.

196
00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:14,694
Now come on over here
and give your Big Momma a great big hug.

197
00:19:17,321 --> 00:19:19,407
It's so good to see you, Big Momma.

198
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:24,286
- I thought you'd forgotten all about me.
- Hush your mouth, child.

199
00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:28,374
- Big Momma could never forget that ass.
- What?!

200
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,710
Ma. Asthma.

201
00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:33,004
Remember you had asthma?

202
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,381
I remember it like it was yesterday.

203
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,968
You used to puff and wheeze
somethin' wicked.

204
00:19:40,970 --> 00:19:44,181
I said "Sherry, are you all right?"
You said...

205
00:19:44,265 --> 00:19:46,851
Oh, damn. Big Momma gettin' light-headed.

206
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,979
Wait a second.
Maybe we should take you upstairs.

207
00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:54,150
Bless your little asthmatic heart.

208
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:59,697
- Who's he?
- Oh, Big Momma. That's Trent, my son.

209
00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:02,200
You haven't seen him since he was a baby.

210
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,578
Oh, yeah. Trent!

211
00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:07,789
Hi, Trent.

212
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:12,001
- Say hi.
- I should've known just by lookin' at him.

213
00:20:13,461 --> 00:20:15,839
Look at that nappy little grapefruit head.

214
00:20:17,006 --> 00:20:20,885
You know, it runs in the family.
Grapefruit heads.

215
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:23,096
Your granddaddy had a big-ass head.

216
00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:26,307
The hotel out by the freeway had a pool.

217
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,394
- Sweetheart...
- He's a quick little one, isn't he?

218
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:32,438
- Yeah.
- They grow up so fast,

219
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:35,232
what with the color television an' all.

220
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,988
But he'll come to find Big Momma
pretty quick herself.

221
00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:45,160
- I'm starving.
- Are y'all hungry?

222
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:49,455
- Actually, we are pretty hungry.
- Come on in. I'm here to take care of y'all.

223
00:20:49,538 --> 00:20:51,833
Come on, Sherry. Come on in.

224
00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:57,172
- Sherry, let me get this bag for you.
- Oh, no, Big Momma. I got it.

225
00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:59,758
You can take mine.

226
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:01,843
You are somethin'. Isn't he?

227
00:21:01,968 --> 00:21:05,138
You're gonna love Big Momma's cooking.

228
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:09,309
Think it's gonna be windy today.
There's a draught.

229
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,525
There we go.

230
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,570
See, Sherry, I like to make sure

231
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,781
that my food is properly lubricated.

232
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:26,576
It goes down easier that way.

233
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:31,914
Oh, my God. He's gonna kill her.
This guy can't even make toast.

234
00:21:31,998 --> 00:21:34,209
Let's see what's in there to cook now.

235
00:21:37,670 --> 00:21:39,590
We got some pork chops,

236
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,216
turkey necks...

237
00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:43,426
Child, you like these?

238
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,303
One for me...

239
00:21:46,095 --> 00:21:50,892
Well, I'm probably not gonna eat them,
but you can have mine. All right, Sherry?

240
00:21:50,975 --> 00:21:53,102
Now, Sherry,

241
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:55,063
sit back, watch and learn.

242
00:21:56,982 --> 00:22:01,111
Malcolm, I don't know how to tell you this...
but your face is falling off!

243
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:11,538
Big Momma? Are you OK?

244
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:16,043
- Where's that pot?
- I'm gonna go and start setting the table.

245
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:18,962
Yeah, you do that, Sherry. Where's that pot?

246
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:23,175
Malcolm!

247
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:28,346
What are you doin' over there?

248
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:44,738
- What are you doin'?
- Take it easy!

249
00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:50,494
Big Momma,
I think you just had a Peeping Tom.

250
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:55,123
That's all right, child.
I get them all the time.

251
00:22:55,665 --> 00:23:00,921
You do your housework in the nude
and it tends to attract the wrong element.

252
00:23:02,505 --> 00:23:06,010
Nothin' like a little excitement
to get the blood goin'.

253
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:14,560
While I fix dinner,

254
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:18,981
tell me what brings you
to Big Momma's house after all these years.

255
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,900
Well, we were just on a little vacation.

256
00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:25,488
Middle of the night seems
a funny time to go on vacation.

257
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,865
I thought you might have been in trouble.

258
00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:32,119
- How did you know we left at night?
- I didn't.

259
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:35,080
No, no.

260
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,295
- Big Momma, are you OK?
- Oh, yeah.

261
00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:43,922
Ain't nothin' but some scaldin' pork grease.

262
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,718
- Here. Let's dry you off.
- So what about it, child?

263
00:23:47,802 --> 00:23:51,138
You in trouble? Is there something
you wanna tell Big Momma?

264
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:58,604
Big Momma, is that duct tape on your face?

265
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:02,149
Oh, dear! The duct tape.

266
00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:05,277
I guess you're wonderin'
why I got the duct tape.

267
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,905
- It's a beauty secret.
- Really?

268
00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:12,117
Yes. You never used duct tape
to get rid of them unsightly hairs?

269
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:16,038
- No.
- It works particularly well on the bikini area.

270
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,457
- Really?
- No doubt, girl.

271
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,459
The pork chops are on fire.

272
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:31,428
Big Momma, here!

273
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:41,271
Who's ready to eat?

274
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:48,153
We could always run down
to Ring-A-Ding Burger.

275
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,114
Get him a Smiley Meal.

276
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:52,533
Oh, no, Big Momma. This...

277
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,993
This looks great.

278
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:59,665
Well, then, eat up. Take you a big old forkful.

279
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:03,001
Watch it. The plate's hot now.

280
00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:06,505
I hope I didn’t put too much seasoning salt.

281
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:13,387
- Would you like me to get that for you?
- No. I got it, Sherry.

282
00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:16,849
Who could it be at this time of night?

283
00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:20,102
Just a second!

284
00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:22,938
I wonder who this could be,

285
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,441
surprisin' me this time of evening.

286
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:31,405
I say, I wonder who could be
at my door so late at night.

287
00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,742
There's my sugar.

288
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:39,956
You'd better put that nasty-ass tongue
back in your mouth before I rip it out.

289
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,458
Yes, ma'am. My mouth is closed.

290
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,210
But these hands is open for business.

291
00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:52,092
Big Momma, who was it?

292
00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:54,887
Oh, that's just a Bible salesman.

293
00:25:54,971 --> 00:26:00,018
- Sherry, let's go back and finish supper.
- You can run, but you can't hide.

294
00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:02,645
Oh, I'm sorry. Ben Rawley's the name.

295
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:05,106
- Pleased to meet you.
- Sherry.

296
00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:09,485
- Big Momma, you didn't say you had a man.
- Child, I ain't got no man.

297
00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:12,822
Why, she got every man in town
sniffin' round like dogs.

298
00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:17,994
- I do?
- Do I smell some greens?

299
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:21,373
- Yeah, come on in. There's plenty.
- Oh, no!

300
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:24,208
Now, Ben, you know you can't eat no greens.

301
00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:27,711
Greens give you gas somethin' wicked.

302
00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:33,467
Last time I had Ben over for greens,
I had to re-wallpaper.

303
00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:38,306
- Ben, let me show you to your car.
- Wait a minute!

304
00:26:38,389 --> 00:26:40,308
You look different.

305
00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:43,186
- Different?
- You know, I said the same thing.

306
00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:46,647
That face and those eyes. You've changed.

307
00:26:50,151 --> 00:26:52,904
- Changed?
- Yes, ma'am.

308
00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:55,239
You're gettin' younger every day.

309
00:26:57,701 --> 00:27:00,828
Sherry, say good night to Mr. Rawley.

310
00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:05,709
Good night. Nice to meet you.

311
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:11,256
Take it easy, Hattie.

312
00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:13,633
Who the hell do you think you are?

313
00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:19,556
Comin' up here, tryin' to put your
nasty-ass lips on me. I am not street booty.

314
00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:23,351
I will not be treated like street poontang!

315
00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:25,437
Ben, if you wanna get with me...

316
00:27:27,522 --> 00:27:30,566
I mean... you will never
get with me! Understand?

317
00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:34,571
And even if I was interested,
which I definitely am not,

318
00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:37,115
you be goin' about it the wrong way.

319
00:27:37,198 --> 00:27:41,161
- How am I supposed to go about it?
- You don't come in a woman's house

320
00:27:41,244 --> 00:27:43,663
and lead with your shaboink-boink!

321
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,375
Women don't respond to that.

322
00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:49,169
I should've bought you somethin'.
Like a corsage.

323
00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:52,881
This ain't no damn prom.

324
00:27:55,258 --> 00:27:58,720
Ben, you gotta bring a woman
somethin' special.

325
00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:01,723
Somethin' that means it's from your heart.

326
00:28:01,807 --> 00:28:03,850
Come on. You's a OG, aren't you?

327
00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:06,812
You's a fake one,
but you's probably a OG, huh?

328
00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:09,856
All right, well, get it together.

329
00:28:10,607 --> 00:28:15,195
- Thanks, Hattie, baby.
- Good. Get your ass outta here.

330
00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:17,864
Oh, and that seersucker suit?

331
00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:53,817
Sherry made a call today. Who was it?

332
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:57,821
A Dr Green in Los Angeles.
A refill on the kid's allergy prescription.

333
00:28:57,905 --> 00:29:00,448
She's done nothing to try and contact Lester.

334
00:29:00,532 --> 00:29:02,742
Well, she will. And when she does,

335
00:29:02,826 --> 00:29:05,537
- we'll be there to catch her.
- That's right.

336
00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:08,999
Superfly!

337
00:29:09,917 --> 00:29:11,335
You know?

338
00:29:11,418 --> 00:29:14,963
You wanna give me those,
or have you grown too attached to 'em?

339
00:29:25,474 --> 00:29:28,560
"Prescription called in for Trent Pierce."

340
00:29:29,311 --> 00:29:33,107
"Hafarth's Pharmacy, Cartersville, Georgia."

341
00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:52,376
I know what you're up to.

342
00:29:52,460 --> 00:29:55,838
You think you're nickel slick,
but I got your penny change.

343
00:29:55,921 --> 00:29:59,925
What you talkin'?
I'm just takin' in a little air.

344
00:30:00,009 --> 00:30:04,137
You can't fool an old fool.
Sadie's got it all figured out.

345
00:30:04,429 --> 00:30:07,183
Look, you old bat, this is a federal...

346
00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:12,437
The man ain't been here for two days
and you all over him.

347
00:30:12,521 --> 00:30:17,484
Oh! You think me and the white...
No, I don't get down like that.

348
00:30:17,568 --> 00:30:21,280
Are you drinkin' that corn liquor?
Are you sippin' on the yak?

349
00:30:21,364 --> 00:30:24,324
Maybe I have. But somethin's goin' on.

350
00:30:24,408 --> 00:30:27,578
I got my eye on you two.

351
00:30:28,037 --> 00:30:31,123
What a day. What a damn day.

352
00:30:34,544 --> 00:30:38,297
Big Momma, someone's here to see you.
They say it's an emergency.

353
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:40,716
Emergency? What kind of emergency?

354
00:30:42,510 --> 00:30:43,761
Your...

355
00:30:45,554 --> 00:30:47,556
Oh, that.

356
00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:51,769
Child, when you get to be my age,
they're like yard dogs.

357
00:30:51,852 --> 00:30:56,107
If you don't put 'em on a leash,
they'll just roam all over the neighborhood.

358
00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:59,485
- Big Momma, you gotta come out here quick.
- What you talkin'?

359
00:30:59,568 --> 00:31:01,778
- Big Momma, it's time.
- Time for what?

360
00:31:01,862 --> 00:31:04,115
Ritha's gonna have her baby.

361
00:31:04,198 --> 00:31:06,867
Oh. That's great. Thank you for stoppin' by.

362
00:31:06,951 --> 00:31:09,746
Be sure to send me an invitation
to the baby shower.

363
00:31:09,829 --> 00:31:13,582
Her water broke comin' back from the movie.
The baby's due any minute.

364
00:31:13,666 --> 00:31:16,043
- And you got to deliver it.
- Excuse me?

365
00:31:16,126 --> 00:31:19,380
- You're the midwife, aren't you?
- Midwife?

366
00:31:23,091 --> 00:31:24,927
Big Momma!

367
00:31:25,011 --> 00:31:27,096
- What are you doing?
- Screamin'!

368
00:31:27,179 --> 00:31:29,723
I find that it calms the spirit.

369
00:31:29,807 --> 00:31:32,185
Matter of fact, let's all scream.

370
00:31:36,355 --> 00:31:38,191
Good. See? It works.

371
00:31:38,274 --> 00:31:40,610
It's not like... I don’t know what I'm doin'.

372
00:31:40,693 --> 00:31:43,237
Take it easy. I've called the paramedics.

373
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:47,116
Just stall, and then get out of the way
when they get there. OK?

374
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,118
All right. Excuse me, darlin'.

375
00:31:49,201 --> 00:31:53,247
Let's close these, OK? You don't want
your business wavin' all in the air.

376
00:31:53,331 --> 00:31:55,082
Oh, no! Don't!

377
00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:59,087
- I said close 'em!
- They don't close!

378
00:31:59,170 --> 00:32:02,632
Well, then, maybe that's how
you got this way in the first place!

379
00:32:02,715 --> 00:32:05,301
- Get this baby out of me!
- Where is she?

380
00:32:05,384 --> 00:32:07,929
- Just breathe, sweetie.
- Thank God you're here.

381
00:32:08,012 --> 00:32:11,098
Listen, child. You do
what the paramedic says. OK?

382
00:32:11,182 --> 00:32:14,143
Big Momma gonna be in the kitchen...
bakin' up a storm.

383
00:32:14,227 --> 00:32:16,187
- Bakin'?
- Paramedic?

384
00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:19,857
Nolan is a security guard
at the lumberyard.

385
00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:23,569
Head security guard. I got two men
and three dogs workin' up under me.

386
00:32:23,653 --> 00:32:26,238
How you doin'? I'm Nolan, Ritha's brother.

387
00:32:26,322 --> 00:32:29,200
- Paramedics? Is something wrong?
- No!

388
00:32:29,284 --> 00:32:33,245
I knew it. I told you this senile old hag
was gettin' too old to be doin' this.

389
00:32:33,329 --> 00:32:36,249
Who are you callin' senile?
You wanna step outside?

390
00:32:36,332 --> 00:32:39,460
Look, I took CPR.
Can't be too much harder than that.

391
00:32:39,752 --> 00:32:41,755
Damn! That's a baby.

392
00:32:41,838 --> 00:32:45,675
Will you shut up, please?
Big Momma can handle this. Get outta here!

393
00:32:45,758 --> 00:32:48,220
Big Momma's here, darlin'. Don't worry.

394
00:32:48,303 --> 00:32:52,849
OK, now. Nolan, get your chunky ass in gear
and find me some hot water.

395
00:32:52,932 --> 00:32:54,850
Lena, I need towels. Lots of towels.

396
00:32:54,934 --> 00:32:57,353
- Towels.
- Now somebody get me some lard.

397
00:32:57,437 --> 00:32:59,147
Preferably Crisco.

398
00:32:59,230 --> 00:33:02,191
We got a baby about to slide into the world.

399
00:33:02,984 --> 00:33:05,278
- Hold my hand, Big Momma.
- Hold her hand.

400
00:33:05,361 --> 00:33:09,115
Hold my hand! Hold my hand!

401
00:33:11,367 --> 00:33:14,078
OK, you're doin' good.

402
00:33:14,162 --> 00:33:16,288
I'm doin' good.

403
00:33:16,373 --> 00:33:18,208
What they need Crisco for?

404
00:33:18,291 --> 00:33:20,126
They use Crisco for everything here.

405
00:33:20,668 --> 00:33:24,047
I can't breathe.

406
00:33:24,131 --> 00:33:26,716
What the hell are you doing?

407
00:33:26,799 --> 00:33:29,802
- I saw this in a movie once.
- Stop, Big Momma!

408
00:33:29,885 --> 00:33:33,181
- Here are the tongs.
- Is that sterilized?

409
00:33:33,264 --> 00:33:36,142
Oh, yeah. I used WD-40
and some Easy Off on it.

410
00:33:36,225 --> 00:33:39,521
Big Momma, we're not frying a chicken!

411
00:33:39,604 --> 00:33:41,606
Give me this plunger.

412
00:33:41,689 --> 00:33:43,232
Here we go.

413
00:33:52,617 --> 00:33:55,620
- Look at the head.
- I see something.

414
00:33:55,703 --> 00:33:58,874
- The head?
- I don't know. I'm lookin', it's lookin' back!

415
00:33:58,957 --> 00:34:00,375
For God's sake.

416
00:34:00,458 --> 00:34:03,253
Big Momma, what you doin' now?

417
00:34:03,336 --> 00:34:05,756
I don't think you need those, Big Momma.

418
00:34:06,465 --> 00:34:09,050
Hold your breath.

419
00:34:13,805 --> 00:34:15,682
It's a girl!

420
00:34:16,808 --> 00:34:18,893
Oh, Lord!

421
00:34:20,312 --> 00:34:22,355
Ritha, it look like Leroy.

422
00:34:22,981 --> 00:34:25,525
Thank you, Big Momma.

423
00:34:28,862 --> 00:34:30,572
Look at her.

424
00:34:30,655 --> 00:34:33,658
She's somethin' else.

425
00:34:38,997 --> 00:34:41,500
Gimme my baby.

426
00:34:46,421 --> 00:34:48,632
That's a baby.

427
00:34:55,514 --> 00:34:57,516
Good night, Big Momma.

428
00:34:58,475 --> 00:35:00,477
Let me tell you...

429
00:35:04,690 --> 00:35:07,484
Big Momma, you were amazing.

430
00:35:07,567 --> 00:35:09,611
Oh, thank you, child.

431
00:35:09,695 --> 00:35:12,447
- I wonder what they'll name him.
- I don't know.

432
00:35:12,531 --> 00:35:17,244
If it was a boy, they could have named it,
like... Requan or Trevon.

433
00:35:17,327 --> 00:35:19,329
- Trevon is cute.
- You think that?

434
00:35:19,413 --> 00:35:21,539
But it's a girl. You gotta pick a girl name.

435
00:35:21,623 --> 00:35:23,709
Shaniqua.

436
00:35:23,792 --> 00:35:26,253
- You don't like that?
- Come on now, Big Momma.

437
00:35:26,336 --> 00:35:28,421
It should be a biblical name, right?

438
00:35:28,505 --> 00:35:31,300
- Something beautiful like that.
- That's right.

439
00:35:35,553 --> 00:35:37,556
Big Momma, do you remember this?

440
00:35:40,350 --> 00:35:42,477
Oh, my word!

441
00:35:42,561 --> 00:35:43,978
Yes.

442
00:35:45,105 --> 00:35:47,816
- Here.
- Sherry, no. No, I couldn't, Sherry.

443
00:35:47,899 --> 00:35:53,072
Big Momma, I just wanna make sure that
if I ever have to go away for a long time

444
00:35:53,155 --> 00:35:55,866
you have something to remember me by.

445
00:35:58,577 --> 00:36:00,412
Well, all right.

446
00:36:00,746 --> 00:36:06,210
And I know it's a little tarnished, but it's
gotten me through some pretty tough times.

447
00:36:07,336 --> 00:36:10,756
Tough times? Sounds like a man's involved.

448
00:36:13,259 --> 00:36:15,260
Somethin' like that.

449
00:36:15,344 --> 00:36:20,599
Sherry, you know that old boyfriend
you had, who got in trouble?

450
00:36:22,059 --> 00:36:24,519
Whatever happened to him?

451
00:36:24,603 --> 00:36:27,773
Oh, Big Momma, that's such a long story.

452
00:36:30,109 --> 00:36:32,444
I'd better go check on Trent.

453
00:36:32,527 --> 00:36:35,573
- You need anything?
- I'm fine. Thank you, honey.

454
00:36:35,656 --> 00:36:39,201
- Sit out here and catch my breath.
- OK. I understand.

455
00:37:35,466 --> 00:37:37,343
Shit!

456
00:38:26,768 --> 00:38:29,270
Who are you?

457
00:38:29,353 --> 00:38:31,814
- Excuse me?
- Who are you?

458
00:38:31,897 --> 00:38:34,484
Oh, me? I'm sorry.

459
00:38:34,567 --> 00:38:39,154
Sometimes I just get so caught up
in my work that I forget things and...

460
00:38:39,238 --> 00:38:41,699
I'm Malcolm. Hi. How are you?

461
00:38:43,868 --> 00:38:47,121
Big Momma asked me to come by and fix...

462
00:38:47,204 --> 00:38:50,249
- At 5.45 in the morning?
- No doubt.

463
00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:52,585
I'm an electrician. You know?

464
00:38:54,128 --> 00:38:55,922
Shit!

465
00:38:59,467 --> 00:39:01,970
You're not really an electrician, are you?

466
00:39:05,056 --> 00:39:06,891
No. No, I'm the...

467
00:39:06,974 --> 00:39:09,144
You got me. I am busted.

468
00:39:09,936 --> 00:39:13,856
I didn't go to electrical college,
if that's what you mean.

469
00:39:13,939 --> 00:39:16,818
But I'm a handyman.
Yeah, handyman's my thing.

470
00:39:16,901 --> 00:39:19,737
- What are you doing?
- How you doin', man?

471
00:39:19,821 --> 00:39:21,822
Wait a minute.

472
00:39:23,366 --> 00:39:24,742
Trent?

473
00:39:24,826 --> 00:39:26,869
How did you know his name?

474
00:39:26,953 --> 00:39:29,706
Big Momma been braggin'
all over town about you.

475
00:39:29,789 --> 00:39:32,667
- She has not.
- Yes, she has.

476
00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:37,047
"Trent's so smart.
Trent's so cute. Trent knows karate."

477
00:39:37,922 --> 00:39:42,134
- I know a little bit.
- That's what I'm talkin' about.

478
00:39:42,260 --> 00:39:44,262
Show me a little bit of your moves.

479
00:39:48,724 --> 00:39:52,187
I'd love to show him.
Don't worry. I won't hurt him.

480
00:39:57,525 --> 00:39:59,110
What the hell is he doing?

481
00:40:05,575 --> 00:40:08,536
- Trent, baby, be careful.
- You're kinda quick.

482
00:40:08,620 --> 00:40:11,915
Let me show you what I got.
Which way I'm comin'?

483
00:40:17,086 --> 00:40:18,880
OK, it just got serious.

484
00:40:19,298 --> 00:40:21,216
Honey, careful.

485
00:40:25,511 --> 00:40:29,099
- Trent, honey, you cannot be that rough.
- You're only a pre-teen.

486
00:40:29,182 --> 00:40:32,810
Why don't you come inside now
and let this man finish his work?

487
00:40:33,812 --> 00:40:35,772
- See you later, Trent.
- Bye.

488
00:40:35,855 --> 00:40:38,983
I used to take a little karate myself.

489
00:40:39,067 --> 00:40:41,611
OK, I'm gonna go inside now.

490
00:40:41,695 --> 00:40:46,741
I'll come back and check on you in a while
just to make sure you haven't killed yourself.

491
00:40:46,824 --> 00:40:49,828
I appreciate it.

492
00:40:54,917 --> 00:40:56,835
You blew your cover.

493
00:40:56,918 --> 00:40:59,295
John, if you was thinkin' straight,

494
00:40:59,379 --> 00:41:02,924
you'd realize Malcolm's our best shot
for crackin' this case.

495
00:41:03,091 --> 00:41:06,845
Sherry ain't never gonna
tell her grandmother about Lester.

496
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:09,389
Hurry up, man. She's leaving.

497
00:41:09,473 --> 00:41:11,850
I'll search the house while you're gone.

498
00:41:15,729 --> 00:41:17,606
Sherry?

499
00:41:17,689 --> 00:41:19,566
Where are you off to?

500
00:41:19,649 --> 00:41:22,193
I'm dropping Trent off to play basketball.

501
00:41:22,277 --> 00:41:25,655
And then... I'm just gonna
go into town for a little bit.

502
00:41:25,739 --> 00:41:29,952
OK. Well, good. I'll go with you.
I need to do some shopping anyway.

503
00:41:30,035 --> 00:41:32,954
- No!
- Trent, move over.

504
00:41:33,038 --> 00:41:35,915
This ass here could do some serious damage.

505
00:41:35,999 --> 00:41:38,961
Sherry, I'm not on your gearshift, am l?

506
00:41:39,044 --> 00:41:42,088
- No, Big Momma. You're all right.
- All right.

507
00:41:42,172 --> 00:41:44,425
Get your seat belt on.

508
00:41:44,508 --> 00:41:48,178
Here we go on our way to the store.

509
00:42:02,651 --> 00:42:03,735
Shit.

510
00:42:12,703 --> 00:42:16,665
- Hattie! I've been lookin' for you.
- Well, good. Keep lookin'.

511
00:42:16,748 --> 00:42:20,210
Big Momma, stay and talk to your friend.
I'll talk to you later. OK?

512
00:42:20,294 --> 00:42:22,337
- Wait!
- I'll be right back.

513
00:42:22,421 --> 00:42:24,798
Hattie, I need to do this
before I lose my nerve.

514
00:42:24,881 --> 00:42:27,593
You run along or that ain't all you gonna lose.

515
00:42:27,676 --> 00:42:30,012
Listen. Hattie, listen to me.

516
00:42:32,765 --> 00:42:36,185
It was my mother's.
It's been on my dresser for 30 years.

517
00:42:36,268 --> 00:42:41,357
Just sittin' in my little apartment doin' nothin'
when it could have been out seein' the world.

518
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,442
I just want to give you somethin',

519
00:42:43,525 --> 00:42:46,988
just to prove to you
I know how to give my heart to a woman.

520
00:42:47,071 --> 00:42:50,699
- There you are!
- Girl, we've been lookin' all over for you.

521
00:42:50,782 --> 00:42:53,285
Hattie!

522
00:42:53,368 --> 00:42:55,538
Hold on a minute. You losin' weight?

523
00:42:56,538 --> 00:42:59,624
Yeah. I been workin'
with that new ab roller.

524
00:42:59,708 --> 00:43:01,544
With the handles up here.

525
00:43:01,627 --> 00:43:04,254
Well, sugar, it workin'. You understand me?

526
00:43:04,338 --> 00:43:06,923
- Come on now. We gonna be late.
- Late for what?

527
00:43:12,888 --> 00:43:14,639
Maybe you're in a dark alley.

528
00:43:15,308 --> 00:43:16,725
Maybe not.

529
00:43:16,809 --> 00:43:20,103
Maybe you're walkin' home
from a church social.

530
00:43:20,187 --> 00:43:24,942
Maybe you're standin' on your sun porch
smokin' a pack of Virginia Slims.

531
00:43:25,025 --> 00:43:27,319
But where's an' ever you be,

532
00:43:28,028 --> 00:43:30,114
you got to be prepared for this.

533
00:43:35,619 --> 00:43:37,913
That was a little fast. Let me do it again.

534
00:43:38,414 --> 00:43:40,833
Come on, Gertrude. This is good for you.

535
00:43:45,629 --> 00:43:49,132
Don't you think you're being
a little rough on the ladies?

536
00:43:50,843 --> 00:43:52,803
You think a mugger'll be easy on you?

537
00:43:52,887 --> 00:43:58,142
Somebody attack you on the street, you think
they gonna do it delicately? I don't think so.

538
00:43:58,226 --> 00:43:59,560
Now, where were we?

539
00:43:59,644 --> 00:44:02,688
I think you were gonna ask
for another volunteer.

540
00:44:02,771 --> 00:44:06,150
And, personally,
I would consider it a privilege.

541
00:44:06,859 --> 00:44:10,487
OK. Let's go with some real-life situations.

542
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:14,367
All right. Now, first off...

543
00:44:15,075 --> 00:44:17,077
Go on. Stand right there.

544
00:44:17,494 --> 00:44:19,580
Here?

545
00:44:21,082 --> 00:44:22,917
Let's say

546
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,130
you walkin' down the street,
struttin' your stuff,

547
00:44:27,213 --> 00:44:30,007
and somebody scream out
to you "Hey, baby!"

548
00:44:30,090 --> 00:44:34,303
"Back that thing up and show me
what you got." What you gonna do?

549
00:44:34,387 --> 00:44:36,806
Well, I'd say...

550
00:44:36,889 --> 00:44:38,849
I got a size ten,

551
00:44:38,932 --> 00:44:42,478
and I'm about to cram it up his bony ass.

552
00:44:42,562 --> 00:44:44,897
What if that don't work?

553
00:44:44,980 --> 00:44:48,234
What if he decide he still wanna
get a little piece of that?

554
00:44:50,277 --> 00:44:52,363
All he got to do is this.

555
00:45:04,792 --> 00:45:06,794
You done messed up now.

556
00:45:11,674 --> 00:45:13,676
Get him, Hattie Mae!

557
00:45:16,054 --> 00:45:20,599
Sorry about that. I didn't think it made
much sense to defend myself delicately.

558
00:45:35,824 --> 00:45:40,536
Most attackers seek out people
who look like they can't defend themselves.

559
00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:44,124
- Ain't that right, Nolan?
- Yes.

560
00:45:44,666 --> 00:45:47,293
See, you only got a second

561
00:45:47,376 --> 00:45:50,797
to turn fear and panic into power!

562
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,549
- Power!
- That's right. You can't be scared.

563
00:45:53,633 --> 00:45:55,635
You got to fight back.

564
00:45:55,718 --> 00:45:58,388
There you are! I've been
looking all over for you.

565
00:46:09,065 --> 00:46:11,401
I know I got some explainin' to do.

566
00:46:15,029 --> 00:46:17,114
- That's a good idea.
- Yeah.

567
00:46:17,198 --> 00:46:19,868
I paid way too much for this new wig
to mess it up here.

568
00:46:19,951 --> 00:46:24,038
- That's what I'm talkin' about.
- I feel free!

569
00:46:24,121 --> 00:46:26,541
Hattie, are you done with him?

570
00:46:26,625 --> 00:46:29,419
- Can I have a go?
- Most definitely.

571
00:46:29,794 --> 00:46:31,754
Oh, my damn.

572
00:46:31,837 --> 00:46:33,256
OK, ladies...

573
00:46:34,591 --> 00:46:36,634
Big Momma, what is going on?

574
00:47:53,253 --> 00:47:57,591
- They make these cars so low.
- Hi, Trent. Momma, you need some help?

575
00:47:57,674 --> 00:48:00,886
No, I'm not that old, Sherry.
I don't need no help.

576
00:48:01,428 --> 00:48:03,722
- How you doin'?
- Good.

577
00:48:03,806 --> 00:48:05,807
How was basketball?

578
00:48:05,891 --> 00:48:09,310
- It was all right.
- You OK? I'm gonna go start dinner.

579
00:48:09,394 --> 00:48:12,898
And make sure you put
the fatback in the greens.

580
00:48:13,940 --> 00:48:16,151
Hey. This yours.

581
00:48:19,571 --> 00:48:22,365
You didn't know Big Momma
knew that move, did you?

582
00:48:22,908 --> 00:48:26,203
That's called an assist.

583
00:48:26,286 --> 00:48:31,499
Trent, me and you haven't had much time
to just sit down and talk.

584
00:48:32,543 --> 00:48:36,046
Your momma didn't happen
to talk to you about

585
00:48:36,922 --> 00:48:39,258
where you were going to next, did she?

586
00:48:39,341 --> 00:48:43,720
She didn't happen to say anything
about meetin' up with an old friend?

587
00:48:43,804 --> 00:48:45,555
I don't know.

588
00:48:47,433 --> 00:48:51,144
Trent, you know I'm your Big Momma, right?

589
00:48:51,228 --> 00:48:54,607
You could talk to me and confide in me.
You know that, right?

590
00:48:54,690 --> 00:48:59,402
I said I don't know. And anyway,
Momma said we shouldn't tell our business.

591
00:48:59,486 --> 00:49:02,364
That some stuff we should
just keep to ourselves.

592
00:49:03,115 --> 00:49:05,117
Is that right?

593
00:49:12,749 --> 00:49:16,295
Did somethin' happen
while you were down at basketball?

594
00:49:17,463 --> 00:49:20,340
- The older guys were mean to me.
- Say what?

595
00:49:20,423 --> 00:49:22,885
They kicked me off the court.

596
00:49:22,968 --> 00:49:26,930
No, see, I knew it.
Don't nobody mess with my babies.

597
00:49:27,013 --> 00:49:31,810
Who do they think they are, kicking you
off the court? That is a public court.

598
00:49:31,894 --> 00:49:35,105
Let me go get my nine, OK?
Oh, no. I'll keep that...

599
00:49:35,189 --> 00:49:37,775
You know what, Trent? Let me calm down.

600
00:49:39,693 --> 00:49:42,738
How about we take a little walk
down to the park?

601
00:49:57,795 --> 00:50:00,089
Thank you! Get off the court, suckers.

602
00:50:02,507 --> 00:50:04,427
Is that all you got?

603
00:50:04,510 --> 00:50:08,097
Well, get ready to sit down,
cos you ain't gonna last long once we start.

604
00:50:08,180 --> 00:50:10,057
Ain't that right, Trent?

605
00:50:10,433 --> 00:50:13,394
- So, Granny thinks she got game?
- Oh, yes. I got game.

606
00:50:13,727 --> 00:50:15,646
Got two words, too: I'm back.

607
00:50:15,729 --> 00:50:18,274
- You're too fat to be ballin'.
- Say what?

608
00:50:18,566 --> 00:50:21,443
You look like a damn shaved bird.

609
00:50:21,527 --> 00:50:23,487
Look at you. Just fly your...

610
00:50:23,570 --> 00:50:26,949
Never mind, young man.
I'm not even gonna get into it with you.

611
00:50:27,033 --> 00:50:30,369
- Man, here's your rock.
- Didn't know I could catch that, huh?

612
00:50:30,452 --> 00:50:33,164
Back at ya! Didn't know
it was comin'. Let's do this.

613
00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:36,667
Come on, little man.
We gonna take you to school.

614
00:50:54,852 --> 00:50:56,812
We own that ball.

615
00:51:08,866 --> 00:51:11,452
Pickin' on a little man. I'm at ya.

616
00:51:15,456 --> 00:51:18,209
Look at ya now. Runnin' your mouth.

617
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,882
What you gonna do, Grandma?

618
00:51:37,729 --> 00:51:39,730
What the hell...?

619
00:51:42,192 --> 00:51:44,485
Game point.

620
00:51:47,863 --> 00:51:50,492
- Damn!
- Air Momma!

621
00:51:56,414 --> 00:51:58,499
- That's game.
- Yes!

622
00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:01,002
We won!

623
00:52:03,338 --> 00:52:05,465
Yes! We won!

624
00:52:05,548 --> 00:52:07,508
We won! Oh yes, baby!

625
00:52:10,845 --> 00:52:12,931
I'm so happy! We won!

626
00:52:22,231 --> 00:52:24,401
It smells good, Big Momma.

627
00:52:24,484 --> 00:52:26,611
- Morning, Sherry.
- Good morning.

628
00:52:26,694 --> 00:52:28,863
Trent wanted waffles. Have a seat.

629
00:52:28,946 --> 00:52:32,492
- No, I'm gonna have some toast.
- OK.

630
00:52:33,368 --> 00:52:35,870
Malcolm's been askin' about you.

631
00:52:35,953 --> 00:52:37,872
- Really?
- Yes.

632
00:52:37,955 --> 00:52:41,960
He was wonderin' how long
you were gonna be in town.

633
00:52:43,461 --> 00:52:47,298
He thought you might be meetin' up
with some old friends from California.

634
00:52:47,757 --> 00:52:50,301
I wonder what would make him think that.

635
00:52:50,384 --> 00:52:52,387
Maybe somethin' you said?

636
00:52:53,221 --> 00:52:59,686
Sherry, if you gonna be in town for a while,
you oughta spend some time with that boy.

637
00:52:59,770 --> 00:53:01,313
Get to know him.

638
00:53:01,396 --> 00:53:05,066
You really think he's gonna solve
all my problems, don't you?

639
00:53:05,149 --> 00:53:09,029
Oh, yeah. Child, if I was 40 years younger

640
00:53:10,113 --> 00:53:14,910
and able to walk down the street
without trippin' over my own breasts,

641
00:53:14,993 --> 00:53:18,413
yes, I'd take him on. I'd give him a taste.

642
00:53:19,122 --> 00:53:21,124
Oh, shoot!

643
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,376
Damn.

644
00:53:23,460 --> 00:53:26,629
- Got a little jam on ya?
- Yeah. I just washed this, too.

645
00:53:26,712 --> 00:53:29,049
Big Momma, do you have any soda water?

646
00:53:31,593 --> 00:53:34,262
Yeah. Top shelf, Sherry.

647
00:53:35,889 --> 00:53:37,557
Oh, my damn!

648
00:53:39,100 --> 00:53:42,271
- What's wrong, Big Momma?
- Stains.

649
00:53:42,354 --> 00:53:47,650
I hate stains because they's hard to get out,
and that's a jammy-jam stain. I know.

650
00:54:00,288 --> 00:54:02,958
- Hey, Malcolm.
- Hey, little man. What you up to?

651
00:54:03,041 --> 00:54:06,795
We're goin' fishin'.
Mom's gonna let me drive the boat.

652
00:54:08,922 --> 00:54:13,051
- How you doin', Sherry?
- Here to empty out the septic tank?

653
00:54:13,135 --> 00:54:14,678
You got jokes.

654
00:54:14,761 --> 00:54:19,099
No. Actually, I was in the neighborhood,
so I was just stopping by.

655
00:54:19,182 --> 00:54:21,184
Malcolm, you ever gone fishing?

656
00:54:21,268 --> 00:54:26,106
Oh, yeah. I fish in the neighborhood
all the time. Yeah, I know a thing or two.

657
00:54:27,065 --> 00:54:29,734
- Really?
- Yes, really.

658
00:54:30,068 --> 00:54:32,112
I do all kind of fishing.

659
00:54:32,196 --> 00:54:36,533
I just haven't caught anything
worth holding onto.

660
00:54:36,616 --> 00:54:38,744
Maybe you're using the wrong bait.

661
00:54:38,827 --> 00:54:40,996
What kind of bait should I be using?

662
00:54:41,580 --> 00:54:43,039
Mom?

663
00:54:43,123 --> 00:54:45,042
Can Malcolm come with us?

664
00:54:45,125 --> 00:54:48,837
Sweetie, I'm sure Malcolm has
more important things to do today.

665
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,214
- Actually, I don't.
- Come on, Malcolm.

666
00:54:51,297 --> 00:54:54,092
Mom doesn't know what she's doin'.

667
00:54:54,176 --> 00:54:57,679
I could show you where all the hot spots are.

668
00:54:59,890 --> 00:55:01,808
Sure. I don't see why not.

669
00:55:01,892 --> 00:55:05,729
- Come on, Malcolm. I've never been fishing.
- Never?

670
00:55:06,564 --> 00:55:07,815
Nothin' to it.

671
00:55:20,035 --> 00:55:24,456
- Mom, did you see that fish jump?
- I did. Looked like he was smiling at us.

672
00:55:24,539 --> 00:55:27,418
- Like he was laughing.
- Laughing at Malcolm.

673
00:55:30,170 --> 00:55:32,631
- That's funny?
- No, I mean...

674
00:55:34,342 --> 00:55:36,176
Look at your pole!

675
00:55:38,428 --> 00:55:40,222
Give me the camera.

676
00:55:41,766 --> 00:55:44,393
Hold still. Gotcha!

677
00:55:45,936 --> 00:55:48,689
Are you OK? Do you need a hand?

678
00:55:53,819 --> 00:55:55,821
Oh, man!

679
00:55:59,992 --> 00:56:01,785
- There you go.
- Thank you.

680
00:56:01,868 --> 00:56:04,622
- Put that on you. A little nippy, huh?
- Yeah.

681
00:56:06,248 --> 00:56:09,877
You know, there's...
something about your eyes.

682
00:56:09,961 --> 00:56:12,463
I don't know. They're really familiar.

683
00:56:13,922 --> 00:56:16,634
I know you think you can recognize my eyes.

684
00:56:16,717 --> 00:56:21,305
But you know what? A lot of people
have these eyes. These ain't even mine.

685
00:56:21,388 --> 00:56:25,935
I borrowed 'em from a friend,
and I gotta have 'em back by dusk.

686
00:56:26,477 --> 00:56:28,228
Yeah, I'll be... Plop!

687
00:56:28,687 --> 00:56:31,149
Hold your hoe. Gotta go.

688
00:56:31,232 --> 00:56:34,526
Then you don't have much time.

689
00:56:39,323 --> 00:56:41,283
He loves it out here.

690
00:56:41,367 --> 00:56:44,369
It's a great place to grow up.
You should know that.

691
00:56:44,871 --> 00:56:47,039
Yeah, but you forget and you move on

692
00:56:47,123 --> 00:56:51,543
and your life takes you places
that you never thought you'd go.

693
00:56:53,129 --> 00:56:55,965
Where has your life taken you?

694
00:56:56,048 --> 00:56:59,635
Far away from here.
And I'm not sure if I'm goin' back.

695
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:00,970
Really?

696
00:57:01,053 --> 00:57:03,931
Mom! I can't catch anything.

697
00:57:04,932 --> 00:57:07,310
Keep trying, sweetie.

698
00:57:09,270 --> 00:57:12,147
Sherry, your last boyfriend...

699
00:57:12,814 --> 00:57:14,484
What was he like?

700
00:57:19,279 --> 00:57:21,949
Most people aren't who they say they are.

701
00:57:24,702 --> 00:57:27,705
Yeah, well, you gotta
trust somebody sometime.

702
00:57:28,748 --> 00:57:31,167
Why not start with me?

703
00:57:32,001 --> 00:57:34,462
- Mom!
- They're too fast for you, Trent.

704
00:57:34,546 --> 00:57:38,257
- Why don't you just take a break, OK?
- You don't have to be fast.

705
00:57:41,261 --> 00:57:42,929
What you got there?

706
00:57:43,387 --> 00:57:47,349
Let me help you with that, little Trent.
Let me see that.

707
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:52,438
Sometimes, when you wanna
catch somethin',

708
00:57:54,189 --> 00:57:56,192
you just gotta slow down.

709
00:57:58,152 --> 00:58:00,154
Be patient.

710
00:58:04,867 --> 00:58:07,411
Then they might come to you.

711
00:58:09,121 --> 00:58:11,124
Thanks, Malcolm.

712
00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:15,961
That's what I do... catch the lightnin' bug.

713
00:58:25,930 --> 00:58:29,225
I see you're a man of great taste.
Need anything else?

714
00:58:29,308 --> 00:58:33,438
Laptop? Cameras? AK-47? Stereos?

715
00:58:33,521 --> 00:58:35,690
Rolex?

716
00:58:36,232 --> 00:58:37,734
Guess not.

717
00:58:38,318 --> 00:58:42,321
- I'll take it.
- Great. That'll be two hundred.

718
00:58:44,323 --> 00:58:45,950
Your girl told me a hundred.

719
00:58:46,034 --> 00:58:49,245
I don't care what she said.
That gun'll cost you two.

720
00:59:01,549 --> 00:59:05,219
Two hundred, or this transaction
goes real bad, real quick.

721
00:59:13,478 --> 00:59:16,189
It just went bad, didn't it?

722
00:59:16,481 --> 00:59:18,482
Pull it.

723
00:59:26,490 --> 00:59:28,743
A hundred's good.

724
00:59:28,827 --> 00:59:30,828
I can do a hundred.

725
00:59:50,307 --> 00:59:52,892
- Thank you.
- Good night.

726
01:00:28,136 --> 01:00:31,640
Yes, sir. I understand, sir.

727
01:00:31,723 --> 01:00:33,892
Oh, no. Sure, I can handle him.

728
01:00:33,975 --> 01:00:37,438
Yeah. Don't you worry.
He knows exactly what he's doing.

729
01:00:37,521 --> 01:00:38,605
Bye.

730
01:00:38,689 --> 01:00:41,441
- What the hell are you doing?.
- Don't start.

731
01:00:41,524 --> 01:00:46,863
No, Malcolm, I loved the little Jerry Maguire
moment with the kid. That was very touching.

732
01:00:46,947 --> 01:00:50,825
It might make it a little awkward
when it's time to arrest her, but...

733
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:54,538
John, my attraction to her
is strictly professional.

734
01:00:54,621 --> 01:00:57,540
- Great.
- And trust me: she's innocent.

735
01:00:57,624 --> 01:01:01,753
And that's based on what?
Your "professional" attraction to her?

736
01:01:03,421 --> 01:01:05,883
- Everybody freeze!
- Goddamn! You freeze!

737
01:01:06,175 --> 01:01:09,219
Damn! Y'all cut Big Momma up
into little pieces.

738
01:01:13,349 --> 01:01:16,476
- Oh, shit!
- Nobody's done nothin' to Big Momma.

739
01:01:16,768 --> 01:01:18,853
FBl.

740
01:01:18,937 --> 01:01:21,773
Looks like we'll have to arrest this guy now.

741
01:01:22,065 --> 01:01:24,818
Shit, man, you ain't gotta do that.

742
01:01:24,901 --> 01:01:29,114
I'm a fellow law-enforcement officer myself.
You know, maybe I can help.

743
01:01:29,198 --> 01:01:31,199
Get up. Come on.

744
01:01:31,283 --> 01:01:34,328
- OK, OK.
- All right.

745
01:01:34,411 --> 01:01:36,538
Now, I've gone undercover as Big Momma.

746
01:01:36,622 --> 01:01:38,457
As you can see.

747
01:01:38,540 --> 01:01:40,584
That what that is?

748
01:01:40,668 --> 01:01:41,919
Yeah.

749
01:01:42,002 --> 01:01:46,047
Now listen, Nolan. This is top-secret.
We're after a hardened criminal.

750
01:01:46,131 --> 01:01:48,259
What I need you to do is stake out the bank.

751
01:01:48,342 --> 01:01:50,928
- Can you handle that?
- No problem.

752
01:01:51,011 --> 01:01:54,389
All right. Now, what I'm saying is,
shut your mouth on this one.

753
01:01:54,472 --> 01:01:57,559
I mean it - hush. Don't say nothin'. Nada.

754
01:01:58,685 --> 01:02:00,937
You with me? All right.

755
01:02:01,021 --> 01:02:05,651
If you can do that, we might
find a place for you on the force.

756
01:02:05,734 --> 01:02:07,903
- You'd be in.
- In the Bureau?

757
01:02:07,986 --> 01:02:09,655
Right in the Bureau.

758
01:02:09,738 --> 01:02:13,950
Probably you'd get the F, but you won't
get the BI until some years have gone by.

759
01:02:14,034 --> 01:02:16,912
- Right. Cos there's some work involved.
- Exactly.

760
01:02:16,996 --> 01:02:19,665
Like the bank work. I'm all over it!

761
01:02:19,748 --> 01:02:22,584
- Bye.
- Hot damn!

762
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:46,317
Trent?

763
01:03:25,355 --> 01:03:27,275
Big Momma?

764
01:03:27,358 --> 01:03:30,361
- You awake?
- Yes, Sherry.

765
01:03:30,444 --> 01:03:32,446
Is everything all right?

766
01:03:32,529 --> 01:03:35,700
Oh, yeah. I was just coming
to check you were OK with...

767
01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:41,122
I'm sorry.

768
01:03:41,205 --> 01:03:43,207
That scared me.

769
01:03:47,545 --> 01:03:49,589
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, I'm OK.

770
01:03:49,672 --> 01:03:51,674
That's good.

771
01:03:57,930 --> 01:04:02,101
I remember when I was a little girl
and it used to storm like this

772
01:04:02,185 --> 01:04:04,729
and you would wrap your arms around me.

773
01:04:06,355 --> 01:04:08,315
- You mean like this?
- Yeah.

774
01:04:10,818 --> 01:04:14,321
And I just felt like
nothing in the world could ever hurt me.

775
01:04:14,405 --> 01:04:16,532
Doesn't this feel so good?

776
01:04:18,201 --> 01:04:20,786
It feels so damn good.

777
01:04:26,751 --> 01:04:29,796
- Big Momma?
- Yes?

778
01:04:29,879 --> 01:04:32,048
- What's that?
- What's what?

779
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:34,842
That.

780
01:04:36,302 --> 01:04:37,429
It's...

781
01:04:37,512 --> 01:04:39,889
That's just my flashlight.

782
01:04:39,972 --> 01:04:44,978
The storm knocked out all the power and...
I had to get a big old flashlight.

783
01:04:45,061 --> 01:04:47,063
OK.

784
01:04:51,901 --> 01:04:54,695
- You OK?
- Yes. Just tryin' to get comfortable.

785
01:04:54,779 --> 01:04:56,739
All right.

786
01:04:56,822 --> 01:05:00,910
- Let's try to get some sleep.
- That's easy for you to say.

787
01:05:07,792 --> 01:05:12,255
You know, when I called you the other day,
I didn't think you'd even wanna talk to me.

788
01:05:12,339 --> 01:05:14,674
Why would you say that, Sherry?

789
01:05:14,757 --> 01:05:18,344
Well, it's been a long time
since we've talked,

790
01:05:18,427 --> 01:05:21,055
and I'm not a little girl any more.

791
01:05:23,224 --> 01:05:27,437
And I know that you've probably heard
some things that I'm not very proud of.

792
01:05:27,771 --> 01:05:32,650
Well... Maybe I didn't wanna
believe those things.

793
01:05:32,733 --> 01:05:36,487
Maybe I only wanted
to believe the best about you.

794
01:05:38,823 --> 01:05:41,243
You sure have changed, Big Momma.

795
01:05:43,036 --> 01:05:44,954
How so?

796
01:05:45,037 --> 01:05:49,584
Shoot, when I was a little girl,
you'd whup my butt if I even looked guilty.

797
01:05:49,667 --> 01:05:53,087
Well, it got your hind parts
in shape, didn't it?

798
01:05:55,882 --> 01:05:58,760
Well, you learned your lesson.

799
01:05:58,843 --> 01:06:01,471
Yeah, I learned how to look innocent.

800
01:06:04,265 --> 01:06:07,101
- Big Momma...
- Yes?

801
01:06:08,478 --> 01:06:11,106
Is there another flashlight under there?

802
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:30,751
Hi.

803
01:06:30,834 --> 01:06:32,836
What the hell are you doing here?

804
01:06:32,919 --> 01:06:36,005
- Somebody may see you.
- No worries about that.

805
01:06:36,088 --> 01:06:38,091
I got Nolan watching the perimeter.

806
01:06:38,175 --> 01:06:42,261
He'd like his own gun, and he wants to know
if we can use secret code names.

807
01:06:42,345 --> 01:06:45,515
- You better watch him.
- Oh? And who's gonna watch you?

808
01:06:45,599 --> 01:06:49,435
- What are you talkin' about?
- You slept with her, man. She got to you.

809
01:06:49,519 --> 01:06:54,357
- I didn't sleep with her. Big Momma did.
- OK. Thanks for the visual.

810
01:06:54,441 --> 01:06:55,859
You know what I mean.

811
01:06:55,942 --> 01:06:58,695
Are you puttin' on your make-up
in the dark now?

812
01:06:58,779 --> 01:07:00,530
Big Momma?

813
01:07:01,615 --> 01:07:05,619
- Come on, Big Momma. We're gonna be late.
- Late? Late for what?

814
01:07:05,702 --> 01:07:08,538
Church. We're leaving in five minutes.

815
01:07:11,667 --> 01:07:16,588
OK, maybe she got to me. But believe me,
this will not affect my work on this case.

816
01:07:19,675 --> 01:07:21,968
That big bag she took downtown
the other day.

817
01:07:22,052 --> 01:07:24,846
- Yeah?
- She didn't come back with that, did she?

818
01:07:27,182 --> 01:07:29,476
Not affect your work. Fine.

819
01:07:33,230 --> 01:07:38,234
You know, Malcolm, if you wanna
save this girl, then that's fine.

820
01:07:38,318 --> 01:07:41,321
But you gotta get her to confess everything,

821
01:07:41,405 --> 01:07:45,575
or else, when we catch Lester,
she's gonna go down with him.

822
01:08:22,696 --> 01:08:26,241
"Every Time I Feel The Spirit."

823
01:08:26,325 --> 01:08:28,201
Yes, good people,

824
01:08:28,285 --> 01:08:31,413
we are not havin' service this morning.

825
01:08:32,873 --> 01:08:35,125
This morning, we're havin' church!

826
01:08:37,211 --> 01:08:41,548
You know, the Lord got me
to thinking the other day that

827
01:08:41,631 --> 01:08:45,344
maybe it's time that I stopped preaching

828
01:08:46,678 --> 01:08:49,514
and started listening!

829
01:08:50,683 --> 01:08:53,685
And maybe one of our saints here

830
01:08:54,686 --> 01:08:58,149
could offer us a word from above.

831
01:08:58,232 --> 01:09:00,109
All right!

832
01:09:00,192 --> 01:09:03,445
Earlier this week, I went to my phone

833
01:09:04,113 --> 01:09:07,616
and the Lord took my dialing finger.

834
01:09:08,450 --> 01:09:11,204
- And after about three rings...
- Three rings!

835
01:09:14,873 --> 01:09:16,375
I heard

836
01:09:16,458 --> 01:09:19,337
a sweet, angelic voice say...

837
01:09:22,381 --> 01:09:25,968
Boy, you better get that thing outta my face.
Move, Rev! Go now.

838
01:09:26,385 --> 01:09:29,054
That's right. It was Hattie Mae Pierce.

839
01:09:31,890 --> 01:09:36,312
- Saints, we can learn a lot from this lady.
- Yes, we can.

840
01:09:36,395 --> 01:09:41,400
For she has been to sorrow's kitchen

841
01:09:41,817 --> 01:09:43,777
and licked the pot clean.

842
01:09:46,447 --> 01:09:48,491
Are you ready to testify?

843
01:09:52,452 --> 01:09:56,999
Oh, well, I guess I could say a few words.

844
01:09:57,082 --> 01:09:58,917
Go, Big Momma!

845
01:10:00,837 --> 01:10:03,547
You just put me on the spot today, Reverend.

846
01:10:03,631 --> 01:10:07,259
I really wasn't expectin' this, Reverend.

847
01:10:07,342 --> 01:10:09,303
Well, let's see.

848
01:10:09,387 --> 01:10:12,306
- You know what to say.
- Come on with it.

849
01:10:12,765 --> 01:10:15,435
Let's see.

850
01:10:15,518 --> 01:10:18,437
Well, I asked him. I said "Lord,

851
01:10:19,063 --> 01:10:23,067
should I talk about the evils

852
01:10:23,484 --> 01:10:25,486
of drugs?"

853
01:10:25,778 --> 01:10:28,280
No, no, no!

854
01:10:28,363 --> 01:10:31,033
Big Momma don't know
nothin' about no drugs.

855
01:10:31,367 --> 01:10:34,870
Unless y'all talkin' about Harry Belafonte.

856
01:10:34,953 --> 01:10:38,624
Lord knows I was addicted
to that man for about ten years.

857
01:10:41,543 --> 01:10:44,797
So, anyway, what I'm here to say is

858
01:10:44,881 --> 01:10:47,883
that some of us

859
01:10:49,510 --> 01:10:52,138
Live secret lives.

860
01:10:52,972 --> 01:10:56,810
We don't want people to know the real us.

861
01:10:57,811 --> 01:11:00,896
We hide behind our smiles

862
01:11:00,980 --> 01:11:03,065
and polite conversation.

863
01:11:03,399 --> 01:11:07,069
And underneath it all,
we do a lotta nasty shit.

864
01:11:09,363 --> 01:11:11,366
'Scuse me, Reverend.

865
01:11:12,534 --> 01:11:14,744
So sorry about that.

866
01:11:14,827 --> 01:11:18,331
Anyway, we've all sinned.

867
01:11:20,208 --> 01:11:22,293
Lord knows I've sinned.

868
01:11:22,418 --> 01:11:24,420
I've lusted in my heart.

869
01:11:24,503 --> 01:11:27,131
In my living room.

870
01:11:27,215 --> 01:11:30,718
In the hot tub at the Red Roof Inn.

871
01:11:30,801 --> 01:11:33,096
Oh, and in the back of an EI Camino!

872
01:11:33,972 --> 01:11:35,473
Watch out there, now.

873
01:11:35,556 --> 01:11:40,937
But that's neither here nor there.
OK, please, disregard that last one.

874
01:11:41,854 --> 01:11:44,940
Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that

875
01:11:45,900 --> 01:11:47,902
our secrets...

876
01:11:49,112 --> 01:11:51,364
they eat away at us.

877
01:11:53,074 --> 01:11:57,245
So, if we want to be protected - hear me now -

878
01:12:00,457 --> 01:12:02,667
we got to confess everything.

879
01:12:04,836 --> 01:12:07,088
Because the truth

880
01:12:08,548 --> 01:12:10,383
shall set you free.

881
01:12:16,598 --> 01:12:19,017
And when that day happens,

882
01:12:20,142 --> 01:12:23,730
- won't it be a happy day?
- That's your song.

883
01:13:38,972 --> 01:13:40,807
Hallelujah!

884
01:13:52,945 --> 01:13:56,323
- OK, we're home.
- My bladder got me just runnin'.

885
01:13:56,406 --> 01:13:59,284
Maybe I should come in for a little nightcap.

886
01:13:59,367 --> 01:14:01,370
Consider your night capped.

887
01:14:05,290 --> 01:14:07,918
- You hear somethin'?
- What?

888
01:14:18,637 --> 01:14:20,638
Freeze!

889
01:14:20,722 --> 01:14:22,266
Surprise!

890
01:14:25,977 --> 01:14:27,437
Surprise.

891
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:29,815
Surprise, Big Momma.

892
01:14:30,274 --> 01:14:32,943
I don't think Big Momma
likes surprise parties.

893
01:14:34,694 --> 01:14:36,071
Let's eat.

894
01:14:37,531 --> 01:14:39,991
Big Momma, where did you get that from?

895
01:14:40,700 --> 01:14:45,789
Come on, why don't you give it to me?
Give it up before you hurt somebody, OK?

896
01:14:45,872 --> 01:14:49,293
- I'm about to go secure the perimeter.
- Nolan!

897
01:14:51,670 --> 01:14:54,339
- John...
- This is all we need. Him screwing this up.

898
01:14:54,423 --> 01:14:59,678
- Why'd you let all these people in here?
- It's a surprise party. I didn't know about it.

899
01:14:59,928 --> 01:15:03,641
Keep your eyes open.
I'm goin' upstairs to change for the party.

900
01:15:03,724 --> 01:15:05,392
Good idea.

901
01:15:23,994 --> 01:15:26,330
Hi, Ben. How you doin'?

902
01:15:26,789 --> 01:15:29,625
I guess you're wonderin'
what I got you for your birthday.

903
01:15:29,833 --> 01:15:32,295
Don't tell me
your momma had more jewellery.

904
01:15:32,378 --> 01:15:35,172
If you don't want it, you don't have to...

905
01:15:38,008 --> 01:15:39,969
What is that boy up to now, Big Momma?

906
01:15:40,052 --> 01:15:43,097
You stay down here
and watch the food. I'll go up.

907
01:15:43,180 --> 01:15:45,140
All right.

908
01:15:55,442 --> 01:15:58,070
Trent? What are you lookin' for?

909
01:15:58,153 --> 01:15:59,739
Nothing.

910
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:05,160
Why don't you go downstairs
and help your momma with the food?

911
01:16:05,244 --> 01:16:07,622
Yes, ma'am.

912
01:16:25,097 --> 01:16:27,099
Damn.

913
01:16:56,713 --> 01:16:59,006
Big Momma?

914
01:16:59,090 --> 01:17:00,382
Yes?

915
01:17:00,466 --> 01:17:04,512
Where'd you put the sweet corn?
Is it outside in the freezer?

916
01:17:04,595 --> 01:17:08,224
Sherry, is there anything
you wanna say to Big Momma?

917
01:17:08,307 --> 01:17:10,852
No, Big Momma. Why do you ask?

918
01:17:12,061 --> 01:17:13,938
Oh, really?

919
01:17:14,021 --> 01:17:18,651
Then I guess this chain isn't the only thing
that came back to me tarnished.

920
01:17:24,699 --> 01:17:28,286
- I found the money, Sherry.
- What money?

921
01:17:33,833 --> 01:17:36,794
Oh, my God. It's Lester.

922
01:17:38,505 --> 01:17:40,882
Big Momma, I'm so sorry,

923
01:17:40,965 --> 01:17:44,301
but I gotta go. I gotta get outta here.

924
01:17:44,718 --> 01:17:46,471
Sherry!

925
01:17:54,145 --> 01:17:57,523
Hey, officer. I'm lookin' for...
Miss Hattie Mae Pierce's house.

926
01:17:57,606 --> 01:17:59,901
- You know where she live?
- Big Momma?

927
01:17:59,985 --> 01:18:02,403
- Yeah.
- You less than two miles away.

928
01:18:02,487 --> 01:18:04,739
She gonna die when she sees me.

929
01:18:05,531 --> 01:18:08,827
Sherry... Now you gonna have to
tell me what's goin' on.

930
01:18:08,910 --> 01:18:10,870
- Everything, Sherry.
- I can't.

931
01:18:10,953 --> 01:18:15,500
I'm beggin' you to trust me. I mean...
you can trust your Big Momma, can't you?

932
01:18:15,583 --> 01:18:19,587
- Now, who's this Lester?
- I thought I was in love with him.

933
01:18:19,670 --> 01:18:22,799
He stole my keys. He got into the vault.
He shot two people.

934
01:18:22,882 --> 01:18:26,677
He must have hid the money in Trent's
locker before they arrested him.

935
01:18:26,761 --> 01:18:29,931
Are you saying you didn't know
anything about the money?

936
01:18:30,014 --> 01:18:33,226
What about that big bag
you had the other day, Sherry?

937
01:18:33,309 --> 01:18:35,937
What about the phone call
you made in town?

938
01:18:43,778 --> 01:18:45,780
Happy birthday.

939
01:18:49,868 --> 01:18:53,246
And the phone call was
to set up your surprise party.

940
01:18:54,205 --> 01:18:58,918
You're tellin' the truth. You didn't have
anything to do with the robbery.

941
01:18:59,002 --> 01:19:01,754
Of course I did.
I knew that the keys were missing,

942
01:19:01,838 --> 01:19:05,967
and I didn't say anything to anybody
because I was afraid I'd lose my job.

943
01:19:06,384 --> 01:19:10,222
Is that it? That's the big mistake
you made, Sherry?

944
01:19:10,305 --> 01:19:13,349
Big Momma, I should have said something.

945
01:19:13,433 --> 01:19:16,352
I know what kind of man Lester is.

946
01:19:16,435 --> 01:19:18,438
Oh, Sherry!

947
01:19:25,153 --> 01:19:27,072
Big Momma, what are you doing?

948
01:19:27,155 --> 01:19:29,407
Oh, excuse me, child.

949
01:19:29,490 --> 01:19:33,245
Sometimes Big Momma just feel like
kissin' folks, that's all.

950
01:19:33,328 --> 01:19:35,330
Well, could you warn me next time?

951
01:19:35,413 --> 01:19:37,373
Yeah, sure.

952
01:19:37,457 --> 01:19:39,459
Sherry, listen to me.

953
01:19:39,543 --> 01:19:41,461
You're not to blame.

954
01:19:41,878 --> 01:19:45,382
Lester stole the keys. Lester stole the money.

955
01:19:45,716 --> 01:19:47,717
And Lester shot those people.

956
01:19:52,056 --> 01:19:55,517
Big Momma, I should have known
I could trust you. Thank you so much.

957
01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:58,603
Everything's gonna be OK. All right?

958
01:20:00,147 --> 01:20:04,609
I'm gonna call Malcolm.
He'll help us fix everything. No worries.

959
01:20:04,818 --> 01:20:06,820
No worries. I'll fix it.

960
01:20:21,502 --> 01:20:23,503
Yes, ma'am!

961
01:20:24,671 --> 01:20:28,967
I've been waitin' on this moment
ever since I first laid eyes on you.

962
01:20:29,051 --> 01:20:31,887
Can't get enough of your love, baby.

963
01:20:32,762 --> 01:20:34,765
Hattie, I'm tired of bein' alone.

964
01:20:34,848 --> 01:20:38,060
Ben, whatever you started in that bed,

965
01:20:38,143 --> 01:20:40,353
trust me, you gonna finish alone.

966
01:20:40,728 --> 01:20:43,065
Oh, Hattie baby...

967
01:20:43,148 --> 01:20:46,943
Ben, I swear, if I see your shaboinker,
all hell's gonna break loose.

968
01:20:56,662 --> 01:20:57,996
Holy shit.

969
01:20:58,413 --> 01:21:02,668
Good Lord! What in the hell
is goin' on up in there?

970
01:21:05,295 --> 01:21:07,297
- Hey, Big Momma.
- Hi, Trent.

971
01:21:16,807 --> 01:21:19,893
What in the hell is goin' on over there?

972
01:21:22,729 --> 01:21:25,232
Hey. You're back so soon!

973
01:21:25,316 --> 01:21:26,942
What do you mean, "so soon"?

974
01:21:27,025 --> 01:21:29,069
And what the hell's wrong with this door?

975
01:21:29,152 --> 01:21:33,365
How about I hop in there
and we go for a spin?

976
01:21:33,699 --> 01:21:35,909
Big Momma?

977
01:21:36,993 --> 01:21:39,413
- There you are.
- Everyone's lookin' for you.

978
01:21:39,496 --> 01:21:42,207
- What are you doing?
- I'm just freshenin' up.

979
01:21:42,291 --> 01:21:45,503
- Come on! Time to cut your cake.
- Everybody's waitin' on you.

980
01:21:45,586 --> 01:21:50,799
Driver, if I give you $20, would you
step outside and kick his ass for me?

981
01:21:50,882 --> 01:21:53,844
- Yes, ma'am.
- No. Sir, you do not have to kick my ass.

982
01:21:53,928 --> 01:21:55,763
Wait a minute. Just wait.

983
01:21:56,388 --> 01:21:59,725
Look. OK, if you really must know,

984
01:21:59,809 --> 01:22:03,687
it's a surprise party for you,
and if you go in there now you'll ruin it.

985
01:22:03,770 --> 01:22:06,983
Well, if that’s my party,
looks like I'm missin' it.

986
01:22:07,066 --> 01:22:08,609
Christ.

987
01:22:28,546 --> 01:22:33,717
It's so loud in here. Maybe you'd be
more comfortable over at my house.

988
01:22:35,428 --> 01:22:39,640
- We've been lookin' all over for you.
- It's time to cut your birthday cake.

989
01:22:40,015 --> 01:22:42,185
All of this for my birthday?

990
01:22:43,477 --> 01:22:47,689
Everybody's all dressed up and looking good.

991
01:22:47,773 --> 01:22:50,735
I wanna freshen up
and get out of my traveling clothes.

992
01:22:50,818 --> 01:22:53,445
No, don't worry about that. You look fine.

993
01:22:53,529 --> 01:22:57,533
Listen, I got some dress-up clothes, too.
I wanna put mine on.

994
01:22:58,117 --> 01:23:01,078
Now where's that cake?

995
01:23:02,914 --> 01:23:05,291
- Damn!
- That was fast!

996
01:23:07,876 --> 01:23:09,921
What the hell are you doing, Nolan?

997
01:23:10,004 --> 01:23:13,382
Y'all sure went through
a lotta trouble for Big Momma.

998
01:23:13,466 --> 01:23:16,719
You know, that's rare these days.

999
01:23:16,803 --> 01:23:20,473
So much else to do
that you forget about people.

1000
01:23:20,556 --> 01:23:22,933
- Big Momma is here.
- What you talking about?

1001
01:23:23,016 --> 01:23:25,895
- She's back. The real Big Momma is back.
- Damn!

1002
01:23:27,146 --> 01:23:29,398
- You want me to take her out?
- No.

1003
01:23:29,481 --> 01:23:33,611
Just keep her away from Malcolm until
we figure out a way to sneak her out of here.

1004
01:23:33,694 --> 01:23:35,779
OK. You got it.

1005
01:23:37,782 --> 01:23:41,035
You know, Big Momma
a whole lotta woman. I may need help.

1006
01:23:47,542 --> 01:23:50,419
You two? in my bed?

1007
01:23:50,919 --> 01:23:52,839
Hell, no!

1008
01:23:52,922 --> 01:23:54,924
Hattie Mae, I can explain.

1009
01:23:55,007 --> 01:23:58,010
Explain it to the fat end of my baseball bat.

1010
01:24:01,305 --> 01:24:03,307
Trent? Sweetie?

1011
01:24:05,184 --> 01:24:09,188
"Scratch, scratch, scratch,
went the clawing at my door."

1012
01:24:09,272 --> 01:24:14,110
"'Who's there?' I said,
hoping it was only my imagination."

1013
01:24:14,569 --> 01:24:16,946
Mom, look. It's ghost stories.

1014
01:24:25,079 --> 01:24:29,209
Where's my Sherry?
Where's my baby Sherry?

1015
01:24:33,003 --> 01:24:37,091
- In my house, in my bed...
- Malcolm, I've been lookin' all over for you.

1016
01:24:37,175 --> 01:24:40,177
- You'll never believe who's here.
- Who's here?

1017
01:24:40,594 --> 01:24:45,183
Plenty of fun people. Let's dance over
and meet some, shall we? Come on.

1018
01:24:51,022 --> 01:24:53,024
Sherry?

1019
01:25:09,416 --> 01:25:11,418
Big Momma, work it out!

1020
01:25:11,501 --> 01:25:13,503
He don't know what to do with it.

1021
01:25:25,682 --> 01:25:27,475
Shit.

1022
01:25:29,310 --> 01:25:31,897
Can I at least say goodbye
to my grandmother?

1023
01:25:31,980 --> 01:25:33,314
Yeah.

1024
01:25:37,444 --> 01:25:39,446
Big Momma?

1025
01:25:41,573 --> 01:25:43,199
Sherry, is that you?

1026
01:25:43,282 --> 01:25:45,577
What a beautiful surprise.

1027
01:25:46,286 --> 01:25:51,250
Yeah, Big Momma. I just wanted to come
and say goodbye, cos we have to leave now.

1028
01:25:51,333 --> 01:25:53,585
But I just got...

1029
01:25:53,668 --> 01:25:57,672
I don't want you to leave.
Please, don't leave.

1030
01:25:57,755 --> 01:26:03,052
No, Big Momma, we have to go now. And I
just wanted to say thank you for everything.

1031
01:26:03,136 --> 01:26:05,472
You said goodbye. Now let's go.

1032
01:26:05,681 --> 01:26:08,600
- Freeze, sucker!
- Nolan? What the hell are you doing?

1033
01:26:08,683 --> 01:26:10,351
Put that thing down.

1034
01:26:13,480 --> 01:26:15,857
You freeze... sucker.

1035
01:26:17,192 --> 01:26:19,027
- Don't shoot me.
- Lester, no.

1036
01:26:20,028 --> 01:26:20,988
Oh, shit.

1037
01:26:25,575 --> 01:26:26,869
Oh, Jesus!

1038
01:26:26,952 --> 01:26:29,538
I forgot my keys.

1039
01:26:33,751 --> 01:26:36,545
Big... Big Momma?

1040
01:26:38,463 --> 01:26:41,717
- Are y'all Double mint twins?
- Freeze! FBl.

1041
01:26:48,849 --> 01:26:51,977
Not in Big Momma's house!

1042
01:26:54,730 --> 01:26:56,148
Oh, shit!

1043
01:27:02,237 --> 01:27:05,282
I can't feel my knees. Oh, Big Momma!

1044
01:27:05,824 --> 01:27:08,744
- Hit me, you fat piece of junk?
- Lester, no!

1045
01:27:09,787 --> 01:27:11,788
Don't you hit her.

1046
01:27:16,877 --> 01:27:19,296
Don't turn over on me! Oh, Lord!

1047
01:27:46,031 --> 01:27:47,241
Oh, man.

1048
01:27:47,324 --> 01:27:48,784
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.

1049
01:27:48,867 --> 01:27:52,037
- You were all over that shit.
- Yeah. I was somethin', huh?

1050
01:27:52,496 --> 01:27:54,081
Easy.

1051
01:27:54,164 --> 01:27:58,878
But I gotta tell you... This gettin' shot part,
it's not as much fun as you'd think.

1052
01:27:59,336 --> 01:28:01,338
Malcolm.

1053
01:28:04,424 --> 01:28:06,802
Trent.

1054
01:28:09,096 --> 01:28:11,223
Watch out!

1055
01:28:20,232 --> 01:28:23,902
Yes. Well, somebody
better tell me somethin',

1056
01:28:23,986 --> 01:28:27,406
cos this sho' is some freaky shit.

1057
01:28:37,458 --> 01:28:41,921
Yes, and I'll bust in your head again
if I catch you foolin' around with my kin.

1058
01:28:42,004 --> 01:28:44,006
Blood is thicker than water.

1059
01:28:45,174 --> 01:28:49,136
Is that morphine in there?
God, it beats the hell out of aspirin.

1060
01:28:53,432 --> 01:28:54,809
Sherry.

1061
01:28:58,604 --> 01:29:00,606
Go inside, sweetie. OK?

1062
01:29:04,401 --> 01:29:06,570
How's he doin'?

1063
01:29:07,696 --> 01:29:09,532
He's fine.

1064
01:29:10,241 --> 01:29:11,867
Good.

1065
01:29:11,951 --> 01:29:15,538
You thought I was guilty
the whole time, didn't you?

1066
01:29:15,788 --> 01:29:18,582
You went to all this trouble
to try to catch me in a lie

1067
01:29:18,666 --> 01:29:21,251
and you were the one being dishonest.

1068
01:29:21,752 --> 01:29:23,588
I was just doin' my job.

1069
01:29:23,671 --> 01:29:27,424
So the lake and everything,
that was just you doin' your job, right?

1070
01:29:27,508 --> 01:29:29,009
No.

1071
01:29:29,092 --> 01:29:32,388
"You gotta trust somebody sometime.
Why not start with me?"

1072
01:29:32,722 --> 01:29:35,391
I find that hard to believe, Malcolm.

1073
01:29:54,785 --> 01:29:58,414
How do you feel, Malcolm?
Nervous about your testimony?

1074
01:29:58,498 --> 01:30:00,833
Nervous? No.

1075
01:30:00,917 --> 01:30:02,877
No, I'm cool.

1076
01:30:02,960 --> 01:30:06,214
This won't be the first time I've testified.

1077
01:30:06,297 --> 01:30:08,049
This one ain't gettin' away.

1078
01:30:08,132 --> 01:30:10,884
Let's hope. This is your basic
hostile jury. Good luck.

1079
01:30:10,968 --> 01:30:12,971
Yeah. All right.

1080
01:30:25,274 --> 01:30:27,777
Yes, brothers and sisters.

1081
01:30:31,822 --> 01:30:33,825
Reverend, I've come to testify.

1082
01:30:34,909 --> 01:30:38,954
- What's he doin' here?
- This is God's house,

1083
01:30:39,038 --> 01:30:41,541
where all of his children are welcome.

1084
01:30:41,749 --> 01:30:44,752
Yeah, maybe all exceptin' him.

1085
01:30:48,131 --> 01:30:50,341
- This better be good, son.
- Yeah.

1086
01:30:50,425 --> 01:30:53,594
Now wobble-wobble, and drop it like it's hot.

1087
01:30:57,807 --> 01:31:00,059
I've come here today to

1088
01:31:00,142 --> 01:31:02,520
ask for understanding.

1089
01:31:04,063 --> 01:31:09,069
I believe the Good Book says
"lf you don't know me, don’t judge me."

1090
01:31:09,152 --> 01:31:11,988
- That was Tupac.
- Definitely Tupac.

1091
01:31:12,071 --> 01:31:13,990
Tupac. All right.

1092
01:31:14,073 --> 01:31:17,243
Well, Trent, what does it say?

1093
01:31:17,327 --> 01:31:21,205
Mom says Jesus said we should
love one another as we love ourselves.

1094
01:31:21,289 --> 01:31:24,918
No, Trent. That's an old lyric from AI Green.
I got it in the car.

1095
01:31:25,001 --> 01:31:26,961
Jesus did say that.

1096
01:31:27,044 --> 01:31:29,881
- Amen!
- Yes, he did.

1097
01:31:29,965 --> 01:31:33,926
Anyway... Trent, do you remember
that day at the lake

1098
01:31:34,010 --> 01:31:37,722
when I told you that
if you wanted something bad enough

1099
01:31:37,806 --> 01:31:40,600
you gotta be patient
and it might come to you?

1100
01:31:41,809 --> 01:31:44,396
Well, I think that only works with fireflies.

1101
01:31:44,980 --> 01:31:48,691
But if it's someone important,
you gotta put yourself into it.

1102
01:31:49,192 --> 01:31:51,194
You have to go get it.

1103
01:31:52,112 --> 01:31:54,280
Sherry, the make-up...

1104
01:31:54,364 --> 01:31:56,866
You know, the whole...

1105
01:31:56,949 --> 01:31:59,327
And the protrudeness...

1106
01:32:00,328 --> 01:32:02,121
Excuse me.

1107
01:32:02,205 --> 01:32:04,207
Look, that was fake.

1108
01:32:06,334 --> 01:32:08,753
But what I feel about you...

1109
01:32:09,545 --> 01:32:12,132
That's real.

1110
01:32:12,215 --> 01:32:16,052
You know, Reverend,
I think the Lord is trying to give us

1111
01:32:16,135 --> 01:32:19,389
some true words through this brother here.

1112
01:32:19,473 --> 01:32:22,976
Well, may the angels speed
your path on up here, Big Momma.

1113
01:32:30,733 --> 01:32:33,487
Sherry, why are you still sittin' there?

1114
01:32:33,570 --> 01:32:36,614
Girl, come on up here and get your man.


1116
01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:56,277
This morning we're having church!