0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 www.Fastbet99.club Agen Judi Online Aman dan Terpercaya 1 00:00:41,830 --> 00:00:42,395 Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place? 2 00:00:42,430 --> 00:00:44,864 Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place? 3 00:00:44,990 --> 00:00:46,901 Look, look. Oh, God. 4 00:00:47,030 --> 00:00:50,500 Dad, listen, could you just... Please, please don't embarrass me today, okay? 5 00:00:50,630 --> 00:00:52,063 - Embarrass you? - Not today. 6 00:00:52,190 --> 00:00:54,067 Son, you spent the entire summer depressed 7 00:00:54,190 --> 00:00:56,750 because your girlfriend ran off with that pretty boy, Trent. 8 00:00:56,870 --> 00:00:59,623 Now, you gotta get out there and crush some ass! 9 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:01,069 It's the only way to get your mind off her. 10 00:01:01,190 --> 00:01:03,750 - Yes. Yes, that is what I'm talking about. - Yes, huh? 11 00:01:03,870 --> 00:01:05,861 "Crush some ass"? Oh, come on. 12 00:01:06,430 --> 00:01:07,943 Wait, wait, wait. 13 00:01:08,070 --> 00:01:10,504 - I'll show you how it's done. - Oh, no. No, no, no. 14 00:01:10,630 --> 00:01:12,348 Watch this. Just watch and learn. - Just please drive. 15 00:01:12,470 --> 00:01:15,382 Excuse me, ladies? Hi. Hi. 16 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:17,705 - This is my son, Erik. - Hi. 17 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,543 And he's moving in today, 18 00:01:21,670 --> 00:01:25,788 and we were just wondering if maybe either of you were interested 19 00:01:25,910 --> 00:01:27,502 in showing him a good time? 20 00:01:27,990 --> 00:01:29,389 No, thanks. 21 00:01:30,030 --> 00:01:31,588 Oh! 22 00:01:31,710 --> 00:01:32,859 I'm sorry. 23 00:01:32,990 --> 00:01:35,948 - He's a stallion, just like his old man! - No, Dad, come on! 24 00:01:37,110 --> 00:01:38,020 Well, I tried, Erik. 25 00:01:38,150 --> 00:01:39,788 Yeah, thanks. Now I'm gonna have to transfer. 26 00:01:46,430 --> 00:01:47,385 - Son, son? - Yeah. 27 00:01:47,510 --> 00:01:48,704 I want to show you something. 28 00:01:48,830 --> 00:01:52,186 That is the list of all the chicks I ever banged. 29 00:01:53,670 --> 00:01:54,785 Are you serious? 30 00:01:54,910 --> 00:01:57,185 - Is that two-sided? It is! Nice! - It is! 31 00:01:57,310 --> 00:02:00,507 Yeah. It's a good goal for you to try to keep up with your old man. 32 00:02:01,310 --> 00:02:03,778 Hey, Dad, why isn't Mom's name the last name on the list there? 33 00:02:03,910 --> 00:02:04,820 Uh... 34 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:09,102 We didn't tell you, but when you were three, we had a trial separation for a week. 35 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:10,424 Trial... 36 00:02:10,990 --> 00:02:13,823 Dad, there's like... Well, there's 10 names here for that week alone. 37 00:02:13,950 --> 00:02:16,544 Yeah, I went on kind of a poon-tang bender, there. 38 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:17,705 Is that my mom's name? 39 00:02:17,830 --> 00:02:20,390 Yeah, you know, on second thought, I'll just kind of hang on to that. 40 00:02:20,510 --> 00:02:23,070 Come on, guys. Let's get loaded here! 41 00:02:23,630 --> 00:02:25,541 - I'm sorry. - Cooze, grab a box. 42 00:02:26,510 --> 00:02:28,023 - Did you have sex with his mom? - Yeah. 43 00:02:28,150 --> 00:02:29,185 How was it? 44 00:02:38,350 --> 00:02:40,705 Wow! This place is amazing. 45 00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:42,665 Hi. 46 00:02:42,790 --> 00:02:45,623 God, there are girls everywhere. 47 00:02:49,490 --> 00:02:50,684 This is my room. 48 00:02:50,810 --> 00:02:52,880 It still kind of sucks that we're not gonna be rooming together. 49 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:55,080 Dude, whatever. You're gonna be right down the hall. 50 00:02:55,210 --> 00:02:56,882 Besides, I got a single. 51 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,728 - Hold on to this. I'm gonna find a bathroom. - All right. 52 00:02:58,850 --> 00:03:00,488 I'll be right back. 53 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:04,407 Hi, how you doing? Mike Coozeman. Glad to meet you. 54 00:03:09,530 --> 00:03:12,806 Wow. This is gonna take some getting used to. 55 00:03:14,050 --> 00:03:17,804 Yeah, isn't this the guy's bathroom? 56 00:03:17,930 --> 00:03:20,763 No, it's coed. All the dorms are like this. 57 00:03:21,690 --> 00:03:23,328 Cool, coed, yeah. 58 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:25,327 Don't worry. I won't peek. 59 00:03:25,610 --> 00:03:28,408 Yeah, I won't peek... I won't peek, either. 60 00:03:28,530 --> 00:03:31,249 - I'm Ashley, what's your name? - I'm Erik. 61 00:03:32,490 --> 00:03:35,641 - Well, it's nice to meet you, Erik. - It's nice to meet you, too. 62 00:03:38,970 --> 00:03:42,883 Hey, do you think you could pass me my shampoo? It's just right there. 63 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:46,965 - Yeah. Just give me a minute here, okay? - Thanks. 64 00:04:00,890 --> 00:04:02,209 Erik? 65 00:04:05,050 --> 00:04:06,165 Erik? 66 00:04:06,530 --> 00:04:08,202 A little help here? 67 00:04:19,070 --> 00:04:20,708 Ride the white whale, baby! 68 00:04:20,830 --> 00:04:21,979 Ride the white whale. 69 00:04:22,110 --> 00:04:24,180 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God. Oh, man. I'm sorry. 70 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:25,220 I'm sorry, the door was... 71 00:04:25,350 --> 00:04:26,703 - Hey, you must be Erik. - I am. 72 00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:27,899 - I'm Bobby. - Hi. 73 00:04:28,030 --> 00:04:29,304 Hey. - Hey, hey. 74 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:31,182 - Come on in, man. - No, no, no. It's... 75 00:04:31,310 --> 00:04:34,108 - You guys are busy. I can come back later. - Okay, listen. This is your place, too, 76 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:36,539 and don't worry about Margie. She's not exactly shy. 77 00:04:36,670 --> 00:04:38,069 No, she's not. 78 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:41,500 - Sit down. You want a beer?. - No. 79 00:04:41,630 --> 00:04:43,427 - You sure? - Yeah. 80 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:46,383 Are you hungry? Margie cooked up some mean bratwurst. 81 00:04:47,710 --> 00:04:50,270 - No, I just had a sandwich. Thanks. All right. 82 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:52,301 - Where're you from? - East Great Falls. 83 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:53,909 East Great Falls. 84 00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:58,706 Slow down, sassy pants. 85 00:04:58,830 --> 00:05:01,105 All right, baby? I'm trying to have a conversation. 86 00:05:01,230 --> 00:05:02,299 Yeah. 87 00:05:02,910 --> 00:05:07,267 - College! Yeah! Best years of our lives! - Yeah. 88 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:08,789 Put it up. 89 00:05:09,870 --> 00:05:11,826 Oh, high... High-five. 90 00:05:15,580 --> 00:05:16,729 You wanna jump in on this? 91 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:19,055 - Come on. Margie loves it. - No, no, no. Margie, no, no. 92 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:20,932 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, I'm good. 93 00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:23,938 Look, it was very nice to meet you, Bobby and Margie. 94 00:05:24,060 --> 00:05:25,937 Actually, I just came to change my pants here. 95 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:29,894 I spilled a drink on it earlier, so I'm just gonna let you guys... Yeah. 96 00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:32,453 Are you role-playing again? 97 00:05:32,580 --> 00:05:36,368 Say the safe word, baby. Say the safe... Baby? Are you choking? 98 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:38,252 - Dude, I think she's choking! - What? 99 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,654 I think she's choking. You gotta do something. 100 00:05:39,780 --> 00:05:40,690 - Do something. I can't do anything! 101 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:42,412 I'm tied up and basted like a Thanksgiving turkey. 102 00:05:42,540 --> 00:05:45,657 All right, all right, all right. I got it. Hold on. From the spot. 103 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:46,895 Oh, my Jesus. 104 00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:48,294 What do you want me to do with all this... 105 00:05:48,420 --> 00:05:49,648 Get out! 106 00:05:49,780 --> 00:05:51,338 - Erik? No! Sorry. 107 00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:53,893 All right, son! 108 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:57,409 Yeah! That's what being a Stifler's all about. 109 00:05:57,820 --> 00:05:59,378 - No, no, no. She was choking. - That's it! 110 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:00,774 - I was helping her. - That's how Stiflers do college. 111 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:03,494 Now, let's just give these kids some privacy. 112 00:06:03,620 --> 00:06:05,451 Doing good. Keep it up. 113 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:13,975 I'm not trying to freak you out, roomie, but I just totally came. 114 00:06:44,220 --> 00:06:50,614 Is this where Laura Johnson and Sara Coleman live? 115 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:54,656 Yeah, I'm Laura Johnson and this is my roommate, Sara. 116 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:56,369 My name is Dwight Stifler. 117 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,092 I'm here with the Freshman Welcoming Committee, 118 00:06:58,220 --> 00:07:00,370 and I've been given instructions to escort you ladies 119 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:02,536 on a guided tour of the entire campus. 120 00:07:02,660 --> 00:07:05,015 - That's so sweet. - Yeah. 121 00:07:05,140 --> 00:07:07,256 Should we wear anything special? 122 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:14,616 Dude, there is no way that everybody in this is a student here. 123 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:16,731 Look, he's holding her boob. 124 00:07:16,860 --> 00:07:17,975 He is. 125 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:21,695 No, man, they are. I've had a subscription for, like, a year. 126 00:07:21,820 --> 00:07:23,333 That'll be good. 127 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:26,258 That's not a cologne ad. 128 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:29,690 I've used that exact issue more times than I can count. 129 00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:34,659 You smell pretty. 130 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,014 - Sorry. - That was so uncalled for. 131 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:45,859 - Wow. - Is this Erik Stifler's room? 132 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:47,929 Yeah. 133 00:07:54,060 --> 00:07:56,016 Welcome to college, boys. 134 00:07:59,630 --> 00:08:01,222 Yeah. No, I wouldn't lie to you. I'm dead serious. 135 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:04,103 Most sororities won't even give you a bid unless you've had a threesome. 136 00:08:04,230 --> 00:08:06,186 It shows that you work well within the group dynamic, 137 00:08:06,310 --> 00:08:07,743 and that you're really prepared for sisterhood. 138 00:08:07,870 --> 00:08:08,780 You know what I'm saying? 139 00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:10,343 - Really? - Yeah. 140 00:08:10,470 --> 00:08:11,585 Oh, man. Who is this guy? 141 00:08:11,710 --> 00:08:14,178 Dude, he's the reason we came to college here. 142 00:08:20,510 --> 00:08:21,738 - You like that? - That was awesome. 143 00:08:21,870 --> 00:08:24,782 You have to give a little bit back every now and then. 144 00:08:24,910 --> 00:08:27,629 - Hey, hey, shower buddy! - Oh, hey. Hi. 145 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:28,819 Shower buddy? 146 00:08:28,950 --> 00:08:31,783 Yeah, Erik and I met when I was showering this afternoon. 147 00:08:31,910 --> 00:08:33,787 - Really? - Yeah. 148 00:08:35,730 --> 00:08:37,163 Oh, right, the coed bathrooms. Yeah. 149 00:08:37,290 --> 00:08:39,121 It took me about three years to get the board of trustees 150 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:41,400 to approve that one. Worth it. 151 00:08:41,530 --> 00:08:43,088 Oh, Ashley, hi. This... 152 00:08:43,210 --> 00:08:45,644 Everyone, this is Ashley. Ashley, this is everyone. 153 00:08:45,770 --> 00:08:46,759 Hi, everybody. 154 00:08:46,890 --> 00:08:49,609 This is my roommate, Denise. She just came here from Georgia. 155 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,243 Hey, y'all. 156 00:08:51,370 --> 00:08:54,567 Well, I do declare, a real life Scarlett O'Hara. 157 00:08:54,690 --> 00:08:55,679 Oh, my. 158 00:08:55,810 --> 00:08:57,243 Well, hey, you guys aren't taking off, are you? 159 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:00,487 Yeah, we're going to this cocktail mixer at the Epsilon Sigma Kappa House. 160 00:09:00,610 --> 00:09:03,522 Oh, no, no, no. The Geek House? No, trust me. 161 00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:06,118 - I wanna stay but... - But we promised, so... 162 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:09,606 Plus, Ashley thinks this party is a little bit declasse. 163 00:09:09,730 --> 00:09:10,799 What? Like sleazy? 164 00:09:10,930 --> 00:09:13,649 Hey, baby. How you doing, sweetheart? Grab a beer. 165 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:15,283 No, you got the wrong idea about this whole thing. 166 00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:18,049 Look, this is just a little meet and greet that I set up to, sort of, 167 00:09:18,170 --> 00:09:19,649 you know, demonstrate our school spirit 168 00:09:19,770 --> 00:09:22,159 and our, you know, dedication to this university. 169 00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:24,201 Beta House fucking rules! 170 00:09:35,470 --> 00:09:36,789 Real classy. 171 00:09:38,070 --> 00:09:39,822 - Erik, it was really nice to see you again. - Yeah. 172 00:09:39,950 --> 00:09:41,747 - Guys, till next time. - Yeah, see you. 173 00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:43,098 Bye, guys. Bye. 174 00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:44,948 - It's nice to meet you. - See you. 175 00:09:45,070 --> 00:09:47,868 Hey, Stifler, what's up with this Geek House? 176 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:49,184 Yeah, I never even heard of it. 177 00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:53,986 I know a Geek house sounds harmless, but they are a nightmare. 178 00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:56,223 They were a social club for decades, 179 00:09:56,350 --> 00:09:58,625 till a group of rich geeks came in and threw some money around, 180 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:00,741 built the house, got a new charter. 181 00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:02,428 Wait, a geek fraternity? 182 00:10:02,550 --> 00:10:04,541 To get in, you need, like, perfect SAT scores. 183 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:06,661 Transfer $2 million to my Swiss account. 184 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:10,180 Then they check your family tree and calculate future earnings potential. 185 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:13,825 No, I said buy at 60, not sell at 60. You're fucking fired! 186 00:10:13,950 --> 00:10:15,115 They got billionaire alumni. 187 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:15,582 They got billionaire alumni. 188 00:10:15,710 --> 00:10:16,859 Hey, it's only 100 grand. 189 00:10:17,390 --> 00:10:21,588 They run the student government, and the faculty loves them. 190 00:10:22,590 --> 00:10:24,546 But don't even get me started on the women. 191 00:10:25,270 --> 00:10:28,899 They attract the most beautiful women from the entire school. 192 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:34,852 Who wants to hang out with a house full of geeks? 193 00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:37,851 It's a new world out there. 194 00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:39,857 These women realise that the geeks are gonna be the millionaires 195 00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:41,095 right out of school. 196 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:43,529 They've just adjusted their nesting habits. 197 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:49,498 Hey, don't sweat it. Beta's still where the party's at, right? 198 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:54,853 Look out! Stifler, the judging's about to begin. 199 00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:58,370 Judging? 200 00:11:07,420 --> 00:11:10,218 Oh, the Beta House never disappoints. 201 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:13,650 - Are you serious? It's always like this? - All the time. 202 00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:18,493 - These girls are ridiculous. - Ridiculous. Get the clipboard. 203 00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:28,290 Sweetie, you are naughty. I am keeping you after class. 204 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:32,417 Bring that ruler. I've also been bad. 205 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,491 And this one over here's got great abs. 206 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:38,498 They look like fresh buttered rolls right out of the oven. 207 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:41,088 This is the best idea I've ever had! 208 00:11:43,780 --> 00:11:46,738 - No, I just... I can't handle it. - This is chicken scratch. You're a caveman. 209 00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:49,533 She's pulling them out. She's pulling them out. 210 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:55,212 Perfect 10! 211 00:11:59,340 --> 00:12:01,296 - Beta! Beta! - Beta! Beta! 212 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:08,992 Ladies and gentlemen, depravity is haunting this university. 213 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:13,832 Sex, alcohol, vulgarity, stupidity. 214 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:18,235 Once, this was a respected institution of higher learning. 215 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:21,318 We are declaring a new age at this university. 216 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,668 An age in which a student's worth 217 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,394 is no longer measured by his blood alcohol level, 218 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,193 but rather, his GPA. 219 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:33,030 We formed this fraternity to change the way geeks are thought of in this country. 220 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:37,110 But as history has proven, 221 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,038 for a new civilization to emerge, 222 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,754 another must crumble. 223 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:48,074 We must destroy the Betas. 224 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,873 Hey, Stacey, my hands are wet. I can't get this beer open. 225 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,194 Will you do it for me? 226 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:10,718 Thanks. Those Kegel muscle exercises are really paying off, huh? 227 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,195 So what do we have to do to become Betas? 228 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,870 Well, obviously, you guys are cool with me. 229 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,230 What you need to do is impress the rush chair, Wesley. 230 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,395 - Have you guys met Wesley? - Uh-uh. 231 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,839 You haven't? All right. He's in the other room. 232 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,473 Come on, I'll introduce you. Follow me. 233 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,239 Don't be fooled by his appearance. 234 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:33,432 His nickname is the Blackout Menace. 235 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,470 He's a perfect student, 236 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,556 except for his habit of getting belligerently drunk, 237 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:39,752 blacking out, causing complete and total mayhem, 238 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,598 and never remembering a thing. 239 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,155 Uh... 240 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,953 Excuse me. Where is this plane going to? 241 00:13:58,520 --> 00:13:59,748 Detroit. 242 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,433 Thank God. 243 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:08,030 All right, excuse me. Where is it coming from? 244 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,388 Bangkok. 245 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,834 - Whose kid is that? - Yours. You adopted him yesterday. 246 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,439 Congratulations. 247 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,075 Hey, buddy. 248 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,039 Are you serious? 249 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:30,869 Yep, just dropped Sung Lee off at their embassy this last week. 250 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:34,073 Kid nearly caused an international incident. 251 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,588 Wesley! 252 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:40,074 Sorry to interrupt. Wesley, this is my cousin and his buddies. 253 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,869 - Hi. - Hey. 254 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,319 - Erik, right? - Yeah. 255 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,398 Mike Coozeman. How come we didn't see you last year? 256 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,637 I was in a Mexican jail. I had to tunnel my way out. 257 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:53,673 But I made it back in time for finals which is what we're all about here at Beta, 258 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,153 education. 259 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:56,915 Right. 260 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,598 - You wanna dance? - Yeah. 261 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,919 Let's get sexy. 262 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,678 Hey, you ready? 263 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,190 There's a hundred hot horny chicks here tonight. I'm counting on you. 264 00:15:29,660 --> 00:15:31,776 Get some, baby! Get some! 265 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:50,016 Call me irresponsible 266 00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:53,291 Call me unreliable 267 00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:56,256 Oh, you gotta be kidding me! 268 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:01,690 Are you gonna start drinking? Because I desperately need a wing man. 269 00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:05,256 No, I'm not drinking tonight, Bull. I had a rough night last week. 270 00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:08,258 Oh, really? Really? That's fine. 271 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,450 Because then I just might have to tell these fine, young ladies 272 00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:15,129 about a certain frat boy and a Mexican transvestite! 273 00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:16,249 All right, all right, all right. 274 00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:19,059 One drink. 275 00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:21,698 Yeah, just one. 276 00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:45,609 Hey. 277 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:47,129 What the hell's with you, man? 278 00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:50,457 Can you not see all this prime ass a foot from your face? 279 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:52,696 Yeah, man, I see. It's... It's pretty cool. 280 00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:55,618 Yeah, it's cool. You should be tearing it up! 281 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:56,616 You guys, it's just... 282 00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:58,890 Remember last year? We came up here, I had the time of my life. 283 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:02,217 You know, I did stuff I never would have dreamed I would've ever done, 284 00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:03,739 and I kind of figured it would change me. 285 00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:06,613 Yeah, okay. So you got drunk and you ran naked, right? 286 00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:08,890 But you blew it with a really hot sorority chick 287 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:11,011 to run home and have sex with your little girlfriend. 288 00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:13,131 Yeah, Erik. That stunt might have won you points in high school, 289 00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:15,137 - but this isn't high school. - No. 290 00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:16,454 I guess you guys are right. 291 00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:19,333 Listen, college is your one chance to start over. Okay? 292 00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:22,736 You get to hit the reset button on life. You get to be anybody you wanna be. 293 00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:26,648 - Never thought of it like that before. - Yeah. Here, slug that. 294 00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:34,783 - That a boy. Julie, this is my cousin, Erik. - Hey. 295 00:17:34,905 --> 00:17:37,658 I just wanted you to know Erik voted for you in the hottie contest, 296 00:17:37,785 --> 00:17:39,901 and since he's, like, the ladies' man of the family, 297 00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,902 I totally trust his taste. 298 00:17:43,665 --> 00:17:46,463 - You want to dance, gorgeous? - I'd love to. 299 00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:49,818 Anybody you wanna be. Yeah. 300 00:18:01,435 --> 00:18:04,074 Wow, you can really put that away. 301 00:18:04,195 --> 00:18:06,425 You kidding me? This stuff is like water to me. 302 00:18:12,635 --> 00:18:14,432 Hey, hey, everybody, settle down for a second! 303 00:18:14,555 --> 00:18:16,705 We're just having a little, minor technical glitch. 304 00:18:16,835 --> 00:18:19,224 No big deal. We'll get everything fixed up in a minute. 305 00:18:20,395 --> 00:18:22,955 I don't think so, Stifler! 306 00:18:23,075 --> 00:18:26,306 You see, you overloaded your prehistoric circuits. 307 00:18:26,435 --> 00:18:29,188 I'm afraid your music won't be coming on for the rest of the night. 308 00:18:29,315 --> 00:18:32,387 Don't... Don't listen to him. We'll get everything fixed in a minute. 309 00:18:32,515 --> 00:18:35,109 That won't matter because by Jake's calculations, 310 00:18:35,235 --> 00:18:37,351 based on the amount of kegs and liquor you bought, 311 00:18:37,475 --> 00:18:40,547 you should be running out, just about now. 312 00:18:40,675 --> 00:18:43,235 - Bullshit. - The fucking kegs are dry! 313 00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:46,791 We're out of fucking booze! 314 00:18:48,755 --> 00:18:49,983 I know! 315 00:18:50,115 --> 00:18:52,310 Settle down! It's fine. We'll make a beer run. 316 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,834 They could do that, 317 00:18:53,955 --> 00:18:58,153 or you can all come to the Geek House where we have enough liquor to last a week, 318 00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:00,914 along with all the champagne you can drink. 319 00:19:05,175 --> 00:19:08,884 We also have a heated pool and enough swimsuits for everyone. 320 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,165 That is, if you even want to wear one. 321 00:19:11,295 --> 00:19:12,330 Yeah! 322 00:19:16,015 --> 00:19:17,926 Are you fucking kidding me? 323 00:19:18,055 --> 00:19:19,727 Oh, it's your choice, people. 324 00:19:19,855 --> 00:19:22,574 - Stay here and get puked on... - Okay, I'm out of here. 325 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,890 Or come party, VIP style. 326 00:19:25,015 --> 00:19:27,370 All right! Let's go! Let's go! 327 00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:40,009 Fucking Edgar. 328 00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:44,446 Prick really knows how to throw that money around, huh? 329 00:19:44,570 --> 00:19:46,128 Oh, yeah. 330 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:49,128 Oh, but it doesn't help that numb nuts here barfed all over the chicks, either. 331 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,603 Yeah. 332 00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:53,642 - Sorry about that. - You look disgusting. 333 00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:59,359 - Erik, for crying out loud, man! - I'll clean it up. 334 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,609 Not again. 335 00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:14,409 Morning, sexy. 336 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,527 Some party, huh? 337 00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:21,880 Hey, baby. How you doing? 338 00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:25,449 No. No, no, no. 339 00:20:30,548 --> 00:20:32,539 How you feeling there, cuz? 340 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:35,218 A lot better. Thanks. 341 00:20:35,348 --> 00:20:37,816 No need for thanks, we're family. 342 00:20:37,948 --> 00:20:39,620 Right now, I gotta run. I gotta go down to the basement, 343 00:20:39,748 --> 00:20:42,023 take care of some official Beta business. 344 00:20:42,148 --> 00:20:44,423 - Have some of Peaches' eggs. - Okay. 345 00:20:44,548 --> 00:20:46,345 All right. Thanks, Peaches. 346 00:20:47,988 --> 00:20:48,898 Oh, buddy. 347 00:20:53,068 --> 00:20:54,706 - I need this place. - That a boy! 348 00:20:55,108 --> 00:20:57,338 - Yeah. - Off the hook! Work it! 349 00:20:57,468 --> 00:20:59,186 So, guys, the hard-on champ is in? 350 00:20:59,308 --> 00:21:00,263 - Yeah! - All right. 351 00:21:00,388 --> 00:21:01,741 Aye, aye. 352 00:21:06,588 --> 00:21:08,544 Yeah, I love this guy. 353 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,386 Beta? I love Beta! 354 00:21:11,548 --> 00:21:13,345 You like Beta, baby? Best rack in the house, though. 355 00:21:13,468 --> 00:21:15,186 I fucking love Beta, baby! 356 00:21:16,468 --> 00:21:18,459 Shut up! Shut up! Everyone calm down. 357 00:21:18,588 --> 00:21:19,862 I told you I didn't want to drink. 358 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:22,502 Look how the pig squeals! Look how the pig squeals! 359 00:21:22,628 --> 00:21:24,220 All in favour of Bobby Coolidge? 360 00:21:24,348 --> 00:21:25,463 - Everyone. - Aye, aye. 361 00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:26,782 - Aye, aye. - Aye, aye. 362 00:21:29,108 --> 00:21:30,939 All right, all right. 363 00:21:31,908 --> 00:21:33,705 Oh, man! Jesus! 364 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:35,862 Holy crap! Wow! 365 00:21:35,988 --> 00:21:38,377 Man, this guy really knows how to work a room. 366 00:21:38,508 --> 00:21:40,738 Give him a bid. He'll be a pussy magnet, buddy. 367 00:21:40,868 --> 00:21:42,347 Yeah! 368 00:21:45,268 --> 00:21:46,940 Oh, no! 369 00:21:49,218 --> 00:21:52,927 Hey, hey, hey! All right, that's my cousin. Take it easy. 370 00:21:53,058 --> 00:21:57,529 No offence, brother, okay? But I don't know if your cousin is up for the challenge, man. 371 00:21:57,658 --> 00:22:00,650 I'm with Bull on this one. I mean, he's a nice kid, 372 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:03,451 but he passed up sleeping with Brandy, man. 373 00:22:03,578 --> 00:22:05,136 All right, all right, all right. 374 00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:07,931 Look, I know Erik missed his big chance to, like, sleep with the one girl 375 00:22:08,058 --> 00:22:10,811 that, I'm assuming, everybody in this room would lop off your left nut to bang. 376 00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:12,451 - Am I right? - Two nuts. 377 00:22:12,578 --> 00:22:14,011 All right, does that mean he's not Beta material? 378 00:22:14,138 --> 00:22:15,617 - Yes! - Yeah! 379 00:22:15,738 --> 00:22:19,970 He was young and dumb and in love. He's a... He's a late bloomer. 380 00:22:20,098 --> 00:22:21,850 I think he's gonna surprise you this semester. 381 00:22:21,978 --> 00:22:24,338 And anyway, he's a legacy, so he's automatically getting a bid. 382 00:22:24,373 --> 00:22:26,169 So you can all fuck off. 383 00:22:26,738 --> 00:22:28,649 - Aye. - Aye, aye! 384 00:22:28,778 --> 00:22:30,848 Yeah, that's what I thought, bitches. 385 00:22:40,218 --> 00:22:42,129 - Hey, you. - Hi. 386 00:22:42,258 --> 00:22:45,170 - We have to stop meeting like this. - Yeah. 387 00:22:47,858 --> 00:22:51,248 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I just had a really rough night. 388 00:22:52,898 --> 00:22:56,686 You know, I think Denise has a crush on your friend, Cooze. 389 00:22:56,818 --> 00:22:58,456 She thinks he's sweet. 390 00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:01,297 - Denise thinks Cooze is sweet? - Yeah. 391 00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:08,217 - Wait, actually... - Erik, I... 392 00:23:08,338 --> 00:23:11,410 - I was thinking... - Look, I'm just thinking... 393 00:23:11,538 --> 00:23:14,450 - Do you wanna go out with me once? - Yeah. 394 00:23:14,738 --> 00:23:17,775 - Really? - Yeah. That would be really nice. 395 00:23:17,898 --> 00:23:21,095 Okay, keep... You have really pretty teeth, by the way. 396 00:23:38,598 --> 00:23:40,156 What's going on? 397 00:23:40,638 --> 00:23:41,912 This sucks. 398 00:23:42,278 --> 00:23:45,156 Hey, guys. Don't go that way. This way's quicker. 399 00:23:46,318 --> 00:23:49,151 - Dude, I left the best sandwich in my dorm. This sucks. 400 00:23:53,518 --> 00:23:56,988 - Wait a second. Where are we? - I don't see any sandwiches here. 401 00:23:57,118 --> 00:23:59,916 Hey, guys. You wanna see something? 402 00:24:03,038 --> 00:24:04,915 - Yes. - That is... 403 00:24:23,168 --> 00:24:24,567 Gentlemen, 404 00:24:25,168 --> 00:24:28,240 today is the first day of the rest of your lives. 405 00:24:28,368 --> 00:24:33,283 You are the select few who have been chosen to pledge the Beta House. 406 00:24:33,408 --> 00:24:34,921 Beta, baby! 407 00:24:37,928 --> 00:24:43,048 Now, most fraternities do the pledging thing a little bit differently than we do. 408 00:24:43,168 --> 00:24:47,286 Most pledging consists of hate-filled mental and physical hazing 409 00:24:47,408 --> 00:24:48,807 designed to break you down. 410 00:24:48,928 --> 00:24:50,600 But here at Beta, 411 00:24:50,728 --> 00:24:55,882 I, Dwight Stifler, your pledge master, have devised an elaborate scientific plan 412 00:24:56,008 --> 00:24:58,920 to build teamwork and brotherhood. 413 00:25:00,728 --> 00:25:03,447 Gentlemen, I give you your pledge board. 414 00:25:08,618 --> 00:25:10,654 On this pledge board are 50 tasks 415 00:25:10,778 --> 00:25:13,736 that you and your pledge brothers must complete by semester's end 416 00:25:13,858 --> 00:25:15,496 if you want to become Betas. 417 00:25:15,618 --> 00:25:17,609 To start things off, 418 00:25:17,738 --> 00:25:21,447 I say we begin with my personal favourite, number 37. 419 00:25:32,268 --> 00:25:33,383 Okay, so here's the low-down. 420 00:25:33,508 --> 00:25:39,265 One of you has got to get your ass signed by a stripper with photo proof. All right? 421 00:25:40,108 --> 00:25:41,507 All right, we're gonna go get a drink. 422 00:25:41,628 --> 00:25:42,538 - Wesley... - Yeah. 423 00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:44,659 Don't bother us. 424 00:25:46,988 --> 00:25:49,343 Okay, who's gonna try and do this? 425 00:25:50,588 --> 00:25:54,627 Oh, you guys, I got this. Who's got a pen? That'll do. 426 00:25:58,228 --> 00:26:01,618 Hey, baby, how's about signing my ass while I'm up here? 427 00:26:08,908 --> 00:26:10,899 She got Cooze! We gotta help him! 428 00:26:12,828 --> 00:26:14,659 Down goes fatty! 429 00:26:16,548 --> 00:26:18,425 Stripper brawl! 430 00:26:22,908 --> 00:26:24,864 Stifler, we need some help! 431 00:26:25,268 --> 00:26:27,907 Oh, cousin got clothes-lined. That's a shame. 432 00:26:31,748 --> 00:26:33,978 That's gonna leave a big bruise. 433 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:40,618 Those girls are wild tonight. 434 00:26:42,828 --> 00:26:45,467 I used to fuck girls like you in prison. 435 00:26:47,588 --> 00:26:51,024 - Oh, I love a good stripper brawl. - Who doesn't? 436 00:26:52,228 --> 00:26:54,222 - You started it! - Way to go, Cooze. 437 00:26:54,257 --> 00:26:56,217 - You started it! - Way to go, Cooze. 438 00:26:57,723 --> 00:26:59,202 What? I didn't do anything. 439 00:26:59,323 --> 00:27:02,235 You charged that stripper with a pen like you were going to shove it in her ass. 440 00:27:02,363 --> 00:27:04,115 Maybe if her panties smelled like waffles, 441 00:27:04,243 --> 00:27:05,392 then you would have done something... 442 00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:06,672 Shut up. Shut up! 443 00:27:06,803 --> 00:27:08,441 ...some syrup. That idiot? - I bet she would have liked that. 444 00:27:10,443 --> 00:27:14,356 - Hey there, gorgeous. You work here? - Yeah, sweetie. 445 00:27:14,523 --> 00:27:16,593 You see, we're pledging the Beta House right now, 446 00:27:16,723 --> 00:27:20,033 and one of our tasks is to get our ass signed by a... 447 00:27:20,163 --> 00:27:22,677 A professional dancer like yourself. 448 00:27:22,803 --> 00:27:26,352 So I was just, you know, wondering if maybe you'd do me the honour? 449 00:27:26,483 --> 00:27:29,953 That's a different approach than the boys usually take in this place. 450 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:32,119 - Bend over. - Thanks. 451 00:27:32,243 --> 00:27:33,801 My name's Erik Stifler, by the way. 452 00:27:33,923 --> 00:27:36,198 Let me get one for the year book. 453 00:27:39,723 --> 00:27:40,678 Nice smile. 454 00:27:40,803 --> 00:27:43,875 - You have any relation to Dwight Stifler? - He's my cousin. 455 00:27:46,003 --> 00:27:48,676 - Hey, Stifler. - Candy. How are you, sweetheart? 456 00:27:48,803 --> 00:27:50,282 Good to see you. 457 00:27:50,403 --> 00:27:52,837 I can see where he gets his charm from. 458 00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:56,035 - You come see me soon, okay? - You know I will. 459 00:27:56,163 --> 00:27:58,836 All right, boys. Hey, congratulations. Task 37. 460 00:27:58,963 --> 00:28:00,919 - In the bag! Done! - Yeah. 461 00:28:01,083 --> 00:28:04,280 Good job, boys. That's our first task completed. 462 00:28:04,643 --> 00:28:07,476 I think that stripper's implant broke my face. 463 00:28:18,483 --> 00:28:19,472 Everyone, let's go. 464 00:29:15,323 --> 00:29:17,154 Sweet Caesar's ghost! 465 00:29:24,683 --> 00:29:27,197 Fifteen, check. 466 00:29:27,323 --> 00:29:29,279 Sixteen, check. 467 00:29:40,323 --> 00:29:41,676 Hmm. 468 00:29:48,483 --> 00:29:51,077 - Who's that guy? - He's my Swahili instructor. 469 00:29:51,203 --> 00:29:53,080 I have my proficiency exam next week. 470 00:29:53,203 --> 00:29:54,602 - Nice! - Yeah. 471 00:29:54,723 --> 00:29:58,156 Hey, what's... What's this golden hammer doing in here? 472 00:29:58,283 --> 00:30:00,717 It's from the Greek Olympiad. 473 00:30:00,843 --> 00:30:04,153 It was, like, a series of competitions involving skill and deviant behaviour. 474 00:30:04,283 --> 00:30:07,161 They got really out of hand, so the university banned them for life. 475 00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:09,274 The Betas were legendary at them, though. We never lost. 476 00:30:09,403 --> 00:30:11,234 - Cool. Yeah. - Yeah. 477 00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:13,798 Oh, and remember, Erik... 478 00:30:21,803 --> 00:30:22,918 Yeah. 479 00:30:27,043 --> 00:30:27,953 Swahili. 480 00:30:32,483 --> 00:30:34,917 This place is swell, isn't it? Yeah. 481 00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:36,317 Look at how juicy. 482 00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:38,995 Sucking the crab? Wow. 483 00:30:39,123 --> 00:30:41,717 - This place is fun. - Yeah. Yeah, this place is awesome. 484 00:30:41,843 --> 00:30:43,799 I thought you'd like it here, you know. 485 00:30:45,163 --> 00:30:46,801 I like this mallet. 486 00:30:49,203 --> 00:30:52,752 - Oh, my God. Are you okay? Here. - It's all right. 487 00:30:53,723 --> 00:30:55,156 It doesn't really taste that bad. 488 00:30:56,323 --> 00:30:59,121 Dude, I'm telling you, this chick can't get enough of me. 489 00:30:59,243 --> 00:31:00,961 I did her again last night! 490 00:31:01,083 --> 00:31:03,916 Oh, I can't believe that. You're the man! 491 00:31:04,043 --> 00:31:05,442 I think I know that girl. 492 00:31:05,563 --> 00:31:07,554 You know, not all frat guys are like those guys. 493 00:31:07,683 --> 00:31:09,958 I know. I guess I just have a jaded opinion. 494 00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:11,914 Really? Why's that? 495 00:31:12,043 --> 00:31:13,795 It's just the typical story. 496 00:31:13,923 --> 00:31:16,642 Boy meets girl. Boy goes off to college, joins a frat, 497 00:31:16,763 --> 00:31:18,401 starts sleeping with every girl he can. 498 00:31:18,523 --> 00:31:21,595 Girl finds out and dumps his ass during winter break. 499 00:31:24,563 --> 00:31:26,633 But that was high school. I'm much older and wiser now. 500 00:31:26,763 --> 00:31:30,915 Right, older and wiser. And you're on a date with a guy who's pledging a frat. 501 00:31:31,043 --> 00:31:33,398 I know, and I'm watching you. 502 00:31:34,043 --> 00:31:35,078 - Dine and ditch. - Yeah. 503 00:31:35,203 --> 00:31:36,477 That's, like, one of my favourite plays of... 504 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:39,752 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Are you okay? 505 00:31:40,923 --> 00:31:42,242 Little help here! 506 00:31:48,003 --> 00:31:49,914 You are just the sweetest. 507 00:31:51,363 --> 00:31:53,718 You just bring it out in me, babe. 508 00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:59,399 - Perfect. - Yeah? 509 00:32:03,203 --> 00:32:06,798 - Careful, my feet are real sensitive. - Really? 510 00:32:16,163 --> 00:32:17,357 Oh, my. 511 00:32:20,488 --> 00:32:22,683 I love foot massages. 512 00:32:26,408 --> 00:32:27,523 Oh, my! 513 00:32:40,168 --> 00:32:41,601 I can't! 514 00:32:48,688 --> 00:32:51,407 - I'm sorry. - No, that's cool. 515 00:32:52,088 --> 00:32:54,124 It's totally fine, really. 516 00:32:55,768 --> 00:33:00,364 Here, let me just take care of you. 517 00:33:01,568 --> 00:33:02,842 Okay. 518 00:33:05,088 --> 00:33:06,362 Ooh! 519 00:33:15,018 --> 00:33:17,134 - You like that? - God, yeah. 520 00:33:17,738 --> 00:33:19,808 You do that almost as good as I do. 521 00:33:28,178 --> 00:33:29,850 How're you feeling? 522 00:33:30,178 --> 00:33:32,976 Hey. Good, thanks. 523 00:33:33,098 --> 00:33:34,247 - Here, let me see. - Oh, no. 524 00:33:34,378 --> 00:33:36,016 No, no. Ashley, it's... You really don't need to do anything. 525 00:33:36,138 --> 00:33:38,447 Oh, my God, Erik. You have to put something on that. 526 00:33:38,578 --> 00:33:40,375 No, it's just a little red. 527 00:33:40,938 --> 00:33:42,417 Here, let me. 528 00:33:44,178 --> 00:33:45,406 Are you sure? Yeah. 529 00:33:45,858 --> 00:33:46,768 It's not... 530 00:33:50,998 --> 00:33:53,512 - Does it hurt? - No, it's just really cold. 531 00:33:55,638 --> 00:33:57,947 - Does that feel better? - Yeah. 532 00:33:59,358 --> 00:34:00,996 Mmm-hmm. 533 00:34:01,118 --> 00:34:02,153 Wow! 534 00:34:03,438 --> 00:34:05,076 - Oh, man! - I didn't even touch it. 535 00:34:05,918 --> 00:34:07,067 No, it's no big deal. 536 00:34:07,198 --> 00:34:09,109 I guess I should just take it as a compliment, right? 537 00:34:09,238 --> 00:34:11,798 - I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry. - It's cool. 538 00:34:13,638 --> 00:34:15,549 Wow, that cream feels good. 539 00:34:16,438 --> 00:34:18,190 Ash, you might wanna... 540 00:34:18,318 --> 00:34:19,467 Just relax. 541 00:34:20,038 --> 00:34:21,232 It's still hot. 542 00:34:48,638 --> 00:34:50,993 Oh, my God! Mr Biggles! 543 00:35:02,238 --> 00:35:05,787 - This is really, really embarrassing. - No, it's okay. It's okay. 544 00:35:05,918 --> 00:35:09,035 I just haven't seen anything like that. 545 00:35:09,158 --> 00:35:11,877 Well, I was a virgin until last year, 546 00:35:11,998 --> 00:35:16,276 and then my girlfriend dumped me about four months ago. 547 00:35:17,558 --> 00:35:21,346 Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me that you haven't... 548 00:35:22,398 --> 00:35:24,070 In four months? 549 00:35:24,198 --> 00:35:29,477 Well, you see, there was this incident that made masturbation 550 00:35:30,638 --> 00:35:33,516 very taboo in my household. 551 00:35:34,238 --> 00:35:37,389 Well, you have more self-control than most people. 552 00:35:38,758 --> 00:35:40,669 I'm really sorry about Mr Biggles. 553 00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:42,713 Yeah. 554 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:49,389 - Just a little... Right. - No, it's... 555 00:35:53,738 --> 00:35:57,413 Oh, baby, I love you. Whoa, baby, why won't you tell me you love me, too? 556 00:35:57,538 --> 00:36:01,417 - Hey, Bull. Have you seen Stifler? - He's in a meeting. 557 00:36:01,538 --> 00:36:04,689 - What meeting would he be at? - I don't know. Something important. 558 00:36:04,978 --> 00:36:07,333 And it was after my parents... 559 00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:11,610 Well, they had to fire the fourth landscaping crew 560 00:36:13,618 --> 00:36:15,654 because they caught me with them. 561 00:36:15,778 --> 00:36:20,169 And that's when I knew that I had a problem. 562 00:36:20,898 --> 00:36:25,369 But I have been sex-free for two years now 563 00:36:25,498 --> 00:36:28,296 and, you know, never felt better. 564 00:36:36,878 --> 00:36:38,709 You are so brave. 565 00:36:40,998 --> 00:36:45,071 Get it in there! Yeah! Faster! Faster! 566 00:36:45,198 --> 00:36:48,668 - I'm going as fast as I can. - Faster, bad boy! 567 00:36:48,258 --> 00:36:49,930 - I think I'm gonna... - It's gonna break! 568 00:36:51,098 --> 00:36:52,611 Yes! Yes! 569 00:36:51,758 --> 00:36:53,589 Faster, I said! 570 00:36:53,178 --> 00:36:54,167 God, yes. 571 00:36:57,138 --> 00:36:58,696 Oh, boy. 572 00:37:08,578 --> 00:37:09,931 You call yourself a man? 573 00:37:10,058 --> 00:37:13,209 Get back here and fuck me! 574 00:37:15,258 --> 00:37:18,773 Okay, okay. All right, listen. I just did three times, okay? 575 00:37:18,898 --> 00:37:23,494 I'm gonna go get an icepack and then I'll be right back. 576 00:37:23,618 --> 00:37:28,533 You know the secret, icepacks are for pussies! 577 00:37:30,018 --> 00:37:33,090 Oh, your friend. He wants to come play! 578 00:37:33,218 --> 00:37:35,254 I'm going to see you again! 579 00:37:38,858 --> 00:37:40,610 - I'm a grizzly bear! - You're bad. 580 00:37:40,738 --> 00:37:44,014 I'm gonna steal a picnic basket full of orgasms. 581 00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,049 Okay, lay your head back. Lay your head back. 582 00:37:47,178 --> 00:37:49,976 Ready? Are you ready for it? Let's go, all right? 583 00:37:50,098 --> 00:37:54,933 Hands and feet inside the tram. Next stop, penetration station, baby. 584 00:37:58,378 --> 00:38:00,050 Hey, get back here! 585 00:38:00,218 --> 00:38:01,810 Stifler, I forgot to tell you... 586 00:38:01,938 --> 00:38:03,257 Whoa. 587 00:38:04,138 --> 00:38:08,211 - Get your ass over here, punk. - Okay. 588 00:38:14,378 --> 00:38:17,609 Oh, dude. On her teddy bear? Really? 589 00:38:17,898 --> 00:38:20,253 Dude, he hasn't busted a nut in, like, four months. 590 00:38:20,378 --> 00:38:21,527 What do you think I should do? 591 00:38:21,658 --> 00:38:23,376 - Man, you gotta beat the bishop. - Yeah. 592 00:38:23,498 --> 00:38:26,968 - You need to punch that clown. A lot. - What are you talking about? 593 00:38:28,418 --> 00:38:30,648 - You need to masturbate, dude. A lot. Alot. 594 00:38:30,778 --> 00:38:33,850 So next time you won't blow your load when you're rounding first base. 595 00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:35,013 Yeah. 596 00:38:53,488 --> 00:38:55,479 Just gotta clean the pipes. 597 00:39:17,048 --> 00:39:19,004 - Who is it? - Hey, it's Ashley. 598 00:39:19,128 --> 00:39:21,119 We were gonna hang out, remember?. 599 00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:25,522 Yeah! Yeah, I remember. 600 00:39:25,648 --> 00:39:28,958 I... I lost track of time, Ashley. I'll be right there. 601 00:39:29,088 --> 00:39:31,682 - Are you okay in there? - Yeah. 602 00:39:31,808 --> 00:39:35,278 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. Just give me one second, okay? 603 00:39:35,968 --> 00:39:37,447 Erik, are you naked? 604 00:39:37,568 --> 00:39:40,128 Just putting on my t-shirt right now. 605 00:39:40,808 --> 00:39:42,127 There it is. 606 00:39:42,568 --> 00:39:43,478 Whew! 607 00:39:44,368 --> 00:39:45,437 - Hi. - Hi. 608 00:39:45,568 --> 00:39:48,640 - Can I come in? - No. No, the place is actually a mess. 609 00:39:48,768 --> 00:39:50,724 - Bobby's disgusting. - Oh, yeah? 610 00:39:50,848 --> 00:39:53,681 - But I know a cool place we can go. - Come on. 611 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:05,703 All right. Right hand, yellow. 612 00:40:06,588 --> 00:40:07,498 Ooh. 613 00:40:07,628 --> 00:40:09,220 I love this game. 614 00:40:09,988 --> 00:40:12,377 Don't you fall or you're losing those boxers. 615 00:40:12,508 --> 00:40:14,419 Oh, really? 616 00:40:17,668 --> 00:40:19,738 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 617 00:40:20,108 --> 00:40:21,587 Ow. 618 00:40:21,708 --> 00:40:23,107 - Hi. - Hi. 619 00:40:41,033 --> 00:40:42,671 I'm sorry. 620 00:40:42,793 --> 00:40:46,752 - What? Are you a virgin or something or... - No. 621 00:40:48,833 --> 00:40:52,269 It's just when I... When I get too excited... 622 00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:56,584 Oh, it's embarrassing. 623 00:41:01,673 --> 00:41:02,822 Here. 624 00:41:03,713 --> 00:41:06,750 - Let me just take care of you again. - Okay. 625 00:41:14,093 --> 00:41:16,525 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Cheers, cheers. 626 00:41:17,893 --> 00:41:18,848 Mmm. 627 00:41:20,733 --> 00:41:23,930 Let me get that for you. A little spillage. No big deal. 628 00:41:31,093 --> 00:41:32,845 It's not gonna go off again, is it? 629 00:41:32,973 --> 00:41:36,329 Absolutely not. I've been practicing my self-control a lot. 630 00:41:36,453 --> 00:41:37,806 Alot? Okay. 631 00:41:58,733 --> 00:41:59,848 Come on. 632 00:41:59,973 --> 00:42:02,806 Oh, just how much have you been working on your self-control? 633 00:42:04,493 --> 00:42:07,565 I'm really sorry. It's not working. 634 00:42:08,733 --> 00:42:11,770 My stupid friends, they said that if I would... 635 00:42:11,893 --> 00:42:14,407 Erik, it's okay. It happens. 636 00:42:15,453 --> 00:42:16,522 Wine? 637 00:42:29,053 --> 00:42:30,532 All right, boys. We got a live one here. 638 00:42:30,653 --> 00:42:33,087 Two clicks north, three clicks east. 639 00:42:33,413 --> 00:42:35,324 All right, three clicks east. 640 00:42:37,373 --> 00:42:39,568 Let's blast our big giant ones. 641 00:42:39,693 --> 00:42:41,285 Fire in the hole! 642 00:42:44,053 --> 00:42:45,088 Direct hit! 643 00:42:46,253 --> 00:42:48,164 - Yes! - Oh, my God. 644 00:42:51,693 --> 00:42:54,048 I love the smell of boobies in the morning. 645 00:42:54,173 --> 00:42:56,323 Hey, so how's it going with Denise? 646 00:42:56,493 --> 00:43:02,204 Well, okay, so we hooked up and she gave me a couple of hand jobs. 647 00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:04,328 Hand jobs? 648 00:43:04,453 --> 00:43:06,967 They're actually the best hand jobs I've ever had in my life. 649 00:43:07,093 --> 00:43:09,288 - Oh, really? - Shut up! 650 00:43:09,853 --> 00:43:13,812 The only problem is I try to stick my hand down her pants, 651 00:43:13,933 --> 00:43:15,969 she keeps... Pulls my hands away. 652 00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:17,572 She says she's embarrassed. 653 00:43:17,693 --> 00:43:18,569 Uh-oh. 654 00:43:18,693 --> 00:43:22,652 - Maybe she has an abnormally large bush. - Yeah, or maybe she's got a yeast infection. 655 00:43:26,913 --> 00:43:29,302 - Come on. - Maybe she's got a dick. 656 00:43:29,513 --> 00:43:30,423 Huh? 657 00:43:30,553 --> 00:43:32,589 What? Crying Game? Boys Don't Cry? 658 00:43:32,713 --> 00:43:35,022 - That's based on true stories, boys. - No. 659 00:43:35,153 --> 00:43:36,188 - Yeah. - No, there's no way. 660 00:43:36,313 --> 00:43:37,871 Hey, man, maybe she's a hermaphrodite. 661 00:43:37,993 --> 00:43:40,507 Transvestite? Alittle Shanghai Surprise! 662 00:43:40,633 --> 00:43:41,622 Well, come on. You said yourself, 663 00:43:41,753 --> 00:43:44,426 she gives you the best hand jobs you've ever had in your whole life. Right? 664 00:43:44,553 --> 00:43:45,508 Yeah, so? 665 00:43:45,633 --> 00:43:47,749 So, how do you think she got so good at it? 666 00:43:47,873 --> 00:43:50,467 Probably from working her own gear. 667 00:43:51,633 --> 00:43:54,545 So you guys think that I might have been hooking up with a dude this whole time? 668 00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:57,141 Maybe. There's only one way to find out. 669 00:43:57,273 --> 00:43:59,582 You gotta get into those pants. 670 00:44:00,353 --> 00:44:03,470 Oh, wait. This is too perfect. Load it up. Load it up, right now. 671 00:44:07,153 --> 00:44:08,268 - What the... - Sorry! 672 00:44:09,633 --> 00:44:11,191 Yeah! Yeah! 673 00:44:24,393 --> 00:44:26,384 I want you to go down on me, Cooze. 674 00:44:26,513 --> 00:44:28,868 Are you sure? Because I can wait. 675 00:44:28,993 --> 00:44:31,109 No, I want you down there now. 676 00:44:34,433 --> 00:44:36,310 That's it, Cooze. 677 00:44:44,033 --> 00:44:45,625 That's it, Cooze. 678 00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:47,422 Suck my cock! 679 00:44:47,553 --> 00:44:48,747 She's got a dick! 680 00:44:52,833 --> 00:44:54,266 Are you okay? 681 00:44:55,313 --> 00:44:58,908 Oh, my God. I just had the worse nightmare. 682 00:44:59,273 --> 00:45:02,265 What was it about? Who's got a dick? 683 00:45:02,833 --> 00:45:03,868 I do. 684 00:45:13,513 --> 00:45:14,741 Oh, my God. 685 00:45:15,353 --> 00:45:16,706 I can't take this anymore. 686 00:45:33,993 --> 00:45:35,108 Hello? 687 00:45:35,673 --> 00:45:37,345 I thought you were gonna call me. 688 00:45:37,873 --> 00:45:39,226 Oh, hey. 689 00:45:39,353 --> 00:45:41,150 Yeah. I fell asleep. 690 00:45:41,753 --> 00:45:42,708 I'm sorry. 691 00:45:43,833 --> 00:45:45,471 Were you dreaming about me? 692 00:45:46,353 --> 00:45:47,547 Maybe. 693 00:45:48,073 --> 00:45:50,109 Hey, can you hold on for one sec? 694 00:45:55,193 --> 00:45:56,672 Because this 695 00:45:58,553 --> 00:46:00,032 isn't a dream. 696 00:46:05,233 --> 00:46:08,031 Oh, God. That's not mine. That's Bobby's. 697 00:46:17,793 --> 00:46:19,226 That's not mine. 698 00:46:35,193 --> 00:46:37,388 Guys. What the hell are you doing? 699 00:46:37,513 --> 00:46:39,504 Number 33, baby. 700 00:46:39,633 --> 00:46:42,511 We got a chance to do number 33, but we gotta go now. 701 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,703 - Half-naked girl here. - Sorry, Ashley. 702 00:46:44,833 --> 00:46:46,789 Dude, the manager just called. He's got an opening. 703 00:46:46,913 --> 00:46:50,144 - We haven't even rehearsed for that bit yet. - It's our only chance, man. 704 00:46:51,233 --> 00:46:52,382 Really? 705 00:46:56,573 --> 00:46:58,291 Ashley, it is Number 33. 706 00:46:59,053 --> 00:47:03,171 Maybe, we could just finish later or something? 707 00:47:04,253 --> 00:47:05,208 It's cool. 708 00:47:08,653 --> 00:47:09,802 I'm coming with you. 709 00:47:11,613 --> 00:47:13,524 - We rocked that place. - Yeah! 710 00:47:13,653 --> 00:47:14,529 Awesome! 711 00:47:15,933 --> 00:47:19,448 Number 46, sex in the stacks. Chalk it up. 712 00:47:22,733 --> 00:47:25,247 Number 26, receive a golden shower. 713 00:47:25,373 --> 00:47:27,682 Number 27, perform a Cleveland steamer. 714 00:47:27,813 --> 00:47:29,246 - Check. - Oh, man. 715 00:47:29,373 --> 00:47:31,284 Get a panda in the grotto. 716 00:47:31,413 --> 00:47:33,847 - Thirty, get a blumpkin. - Oh, you didn't. 717 00:47:33,973 --> 00:47:36,612 After corned beef. It was disgusting. 718 00:47:36,733 --> 00:47:38,689 - All right. Yeah. That was pretty good. - Yeah! 719 00:47:38,813 --> 00:47:41,407 By the power granted to me by the great country of Canada, 720 00:47:41,533 --> 00:47:44,127 I now pronounce you life partners. 721 00:47:48,053 --> 00:47:49,850 Would you like to seal it with a kiss? 722 00:47:49,973 --> 00:47:50,883 - No. - Yes. 723 00:47:51,013 --> 00:47:53,049 Number 41. Make it official. 724 00:47:56,013 --> 00:47:56,968 Because I'm a gentleman. 725 00:47:59,173 --> 00:48:01,846 Wow. You boys are such an inspiration. 726 00:48:03,973 --> 00:48:05,804 I think it's time we do a little mid-semester celebrating. 727 00:48:05,933 --> 00:48:08,128 - What do you think? - Yes. Definitely. 728 00:48:19,023 --> 00:48:22,095 Stifler, I'm afraid I gotta see everyone's IDs. 729 00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:25,053 Come on, Manny. You're joking, right? 730 00:48:25,183 --> 00:48:26,662 I'm afraid not. 731 00:48:26,783 --> 00:48:29,092 You see, the new ownership of this establishment 732 00:48:29,223 --> 00:48:30,781 doesn't condone underage drinking. 733 00:48:30,903 --> 00:48:34,179 Officers, please escort these minors from the premises. 734 00:48:35,063 --> 00:48:36,462 Can I touch your gun? All right, okay. We're going. 735 00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:39,416 - Bye-bye. - You're fucking with traditions, Edgar. 736 00:48:39,543 --> 00:48:43,331 I'm not just fucking with your traditions, I'm tearing them down. 737 00:48:44,863 --> 00:48:46,296 Take him away. 738 00:48:48,863 --> 00:48:51,252 You know, you are way too classy, 739 00:48:51,383 --> 00:48:55,217 and have way too nice of a body to be hanging out with a douche bag like that. 740 00:48:56,823 --> 00:48:58,939 Don't listen to him, honey. Your body isn't that great. 741 00:48:59,063 --> 00:49:00,382 I'll have a gimlet, please. Thank you. 742 00:49:03,993 --> 00:49:05,028 Stifler. 743 00:49:05,153 --> 00:49:06,711 - What? - Your lawyer's here. 744 00:49:06,833 --> 00:49:08,992 Excellent. Thanks, Marty. Send him in. 745 00:49:09,713 --> 00:49:11,271 You have a lawyer?. 746 00:49:13,833 --> 00:49:15,744 Thanks for coming. I'm glad you got here. 747 00:49:16,033 --> 00:49:18,706 Well, you know me. I'm always down for the cause. 748 00:49:19,233 --> 00:49:21,588 - Betas for life, baby. - Betas for life. 749 00:49:21,713 --> 00:49:23,226 Mr Levenstein? 750 00:49:23,353 --> 00:49:24,866 Hey, Erik. How's your mom and dad? 751 00:49:24,993 --> 00:49:26,790 They're good. They're really good, actually. 752 00:49:26,913 --> 00:49:29,347 - Well, that's good. Hey, guys, this is Noah. 753 00:49:29,473 --> 00:49:31,907 He's a Beta alum. He's our House-counselling consigliere. 754 00:49:32,033 --> 00:49:35,230 This guy has gotten us out of more shit than you can even imagine. 755 00:49:35,353 --> 00:49:38,072 Well you Beta boys do keep me busy, that's for sure. 756 00:49:38,353 --> 00:49:40,309 Now, I've just talked to the district attorney. 757 00:49:40,433 --> 00:49:43,584 He's an old school chum of mine. He's willing to drop all the charges 758 00:49:43,713 --> 00:49:47,501 if you promise never to set foot in the Silver Dollar again. 759 00:49:50,873 --> 00:49:52,511 This is ridiculous. 760 00:49:53,393 --> 00:49:55,065 Where am I gonna have Sunday brunch? 761 00:49:55,193 --> 00:49:56,990 Oh, look, I know you're upset. 762 00:49:57,113 --> 00:49:58,910 They do have a great omelet bar, that's for sure. 763 00:49:59,033 --> 00:50:02,343 - But you're just gonna have to give it up. - No, we can't. 764 00:50:02,873 --> 00:50:06,866 These geeks... These geeks are messing with the Beta way of life. 765 00:50:07,993 --> 00:50:09,949 You want to step inside, Noah? 766 00:50:10,073 --> 00:50:11,711 - Oh, it's open? - Yeah. 767 00:50:11,833 --> 00:50:13,505 Oh, thanks Marty. 768 00:50:14,513 --> 00:50:17,664 If you wanna grab a sandwich, I'll just be a minute. 769 00:50:18,913 --> 00:50:20,312 Look, fellas, 770 00:50:20,913 --> 00:50:24,303 there is a bigger picture here than the Beta way of life. 771 00:50:25,273 --> 00:50:28,583 Is that what you thought when you were in the Beta House? 772 00:50:29,233 --> 00:50:30,222 No. 773 00:50:31,553 --> 00:50:33,942 - No. It wasn't. - So... 774 00:50:34,433 --> 00:50:39,223 So I think something has to be done here. Within the confines of the law, of course. 775 00:50:39,353 --> 00:50:40,945 Of course. Of course. 776 00:50:44,233 --> 00:50:46,872 So what would you do? 777 00:50:47,673 --> 00:50:49,231 What would I do? 778 00:50:51,753 --> 00:50:56,429 I would crush those geeks with every Beta muscle in my body. 779 00:50:59,033 --> 00:51:00,751 But that's just me. 780 00:51:01,593 --> 00:51:04,027 See you boys at homecoming. Say hi to your folks, Erik. 781 00:51:04,153 --> 00:51:05,871 I will. Thank you. 782 00:51:15,673 --> 00:51:16,867 Come on. 783 00:51:35,023 --> 00:51:37,298 Freeze, human. 784 00:51:51,383 --> 00:51:55,058 Uphold the galactic alliance with my cock. 785 00:52:01,103 --> 00:52:02,775 What the hell is going on in there? 786 00:52:02,903 --> 00:52:06,179 Sounds like a dog with its dick stuck in a vacuum. 787 00:52:06,303 --> 00:52:08,897 - All right, this way. - I'm a husky ninja. 788 00:52:14,943 --> 00:52:15,978 Okay. 789 00:52:22,863 --> 00:52:25,138 Guys, I really gotta take a dump. 790 00:52:25,263 --> 00:52:26,981 Oh, come on. Not now. 791 00:52:27,103 --> 00:52:29,219 That fast food I ate put me over. 792 00:52:29,583 --> 00:52:31,141 Oh! I can't wait. 793 00:52:32,703 --> 00:52:36,582 Well, hurry up, then. God, that guy's disgusting. 794 00:52:38,943 --> 00:52:41,059 Okay. All right. 795 00:52:47,023 --> 00:52:48,092 Okay. 796 00:52:55,103 --> 00:52:56,013 All right. 797 00:52:59,543 --> 00:53:01,056 Come on. 798 00:53:04,023 --> 00:53:04,978 Ooh! 799 00:53:05,103 --> 00:53:08,334 - Bobby, what are you doing, man? - Upper-decker, baby! 800 00:53:08,463 --> 00:53:10,021 Upper-decker, baby. 801 00:53:10,823 --> 00:53:12,541 Oh, my God. 802 00:53:13,823 --> 00:53:16,576 Betas, we are leaving. Go, go, go! 803 00:53:22,063 --> 00:53:23,462 What's happening? 804 00:53:34,623 --> 00:53:36,181 Well, pledges, 805 00:53:36,663 --> 00:53:39,973 you completed every task on the task board in record time. 806 00:53:40,663 --> 00:53:46,738 I, along with every other Beta in this room, are proud to call you our brothers. 807 00:53:47,063 --> 00:53:49,372 Congratulations, you're all Betas! 808 00:53:50,183 --> 00:53:51,332 Oh, yeah. 809 00:53:54,303 --> 00:53:55,656 Hey, cuz. 810 00:53:57,143 --> 00:53:59,373 Yeah. Here you go, cuz. 811 00:54:08,143 --> 00:54:10,373 So it sounds like you got yourself a pretty good girl there, buddy. 812 00:54:10,503 --> 00:54:12,653 Oh, yeah. You know what? Now that pledge is finally over, 813 00:54:12,783 --> 00:54:14,535 we can spend a lot more time together, too. 814 00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:20,993 What? Are you kidding me? 815 00:54:21,123 --> 00:54:24,593 Edgar, get you and the Mensa rejects out of my house, now. 816 00:54:29,683 --> 00:54:32,595 You have crossed me for the last time, Stifler! 817 00:54:35,763 --> 00:54:38,436 We're gonna settle this once and for all! 818 00:54:40,483 --> 00:54:41,882 Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey! 819 00:54:43,283 --> 00:54:45,478 Oh! What the fuck? 820 00:54:51,563 --> 00:54:55,397 We, the members of the Geek House, challenge you, the Beta House, 821 00:54:55,523 --> 00:54:57,241 to the Greek Olympiad. 822 00:54:57,363 --> 00:54:58,557 The Greek Olympiad? 823 00:54:58,683 --> 00:55:00,753 As much as I'd love to kick your Geek ass up and down the field, Ed, 824 00:55:00,883 --> 00:55:04,114 I hate to tell you, the Greek Olympiad's been banned for like 40 years. So... 825 00:55:05,843 --> 00:55:10,359 What's the matter?. Afraid to get into a little trouble, Stifler?. 826 00:55:10,763 --> 00:55:11,957 Afraid? 827 00:55:15,483 --> 00:55:17,838 - Let's do this. - Oh, but there is one catch. 828 00:55:17,963 --> 00:55:19,919 We are playing for charters. 829 00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:24,522 If we win, you give up your charter and you move out of the Beta House. 830 00:55:25,283 --> 00:55:26,841 And if you win, 831 00:55:27,643 --> 00:55:30,032 we move out and you take our house. 832 00:55:30,723 --> 00:55:32,395 This place against your mansion? 833 00:55:32,523 --> 00:55:35,595 Consider it another tradition I plan to tear down. 834 00:55:37,243 --> 00:55:38,517 You're on. 835 00:55:44,003 --> 00:55:45,482 Are you out of your mind? 836 00:55:45,603 --> 00:55:48,879 The Greek Olympiad has been banned for life. 837 00:55:49,003 --> 00:55:50,755 You'll all get thrown off campus. 838 00:55:50,883 --> 00:55:55,752 - That's a chance we're gonna have to take. - Oh, but the Greek Olympiad is crazy. 839 00:55:55,883 --> 00:56:00,559 I mean, yes, it's a combination of skill, endurance, athleticism granted, 840 00:56:00,683 --> 00:56:02,719 but there is a degree of perversion in these games 841 00:56:02,843 --> 00:56:06,040 which I don't think would serve you kids well. 842 00:56:06,163 --> 00:56:08,040 Do you happen to remember the name of the last captain 843 00:56:08,163 --> 00:56:09,676 to ever win the Greek Olympiad? 844 00:56:09,803 --> 00:56:11,794 Well, I haven't the foggiest because it was so long ago. 845 00:56:11,923 --> 00:56:14,562 His name was Noah Levenstein. 846 00:56:16,283 --> 00:56:17,682 Uh-huh. 847 00:56:17,803 --> 00:56:19,998 Well, I knew that would catch up to me one day. 848 00:56:20,123 --> 00:56:22,921 But, you know, fellas, I didn't know what was going on back then. 849 00:56:23,043 --> 00:56:24,317 I was just a dumb kid. 850 00:56:24,443 --> 00:56:26,274 Mr Levenstein, we need you. 851 00:56:26,403 --> 00:56:29,873 Tradition states that the last team captain to win 852 00:56:30,003 --> 00:56:31,641 comes back to officiate. 853 00:56:33,963 --> 00:56:35,601 I know it's tradition. 854 00:56:36,803 --> 00:56:39,715 I... I suppose I could do it. 855 00:56:39,843 --> 00:56:41,959 I'd have to call in and take a few personal days. 856 00:56:42,083 --> 00:56:44,551 Excellent. You will not regret this. I promise you. 857 00:56:44,683 --> 00:56:47,277 - Stifler! This just came for you, man. - What is it? 858 00:56:52,043 --> 00:56:53,681 This is interesting. 859 00:56:54,563 --> 00:56:55,678 Hello! 860 00:56:58,643 --> 00:57:01,111 I'm here. What's this big bombshell? 861 00:57:08,923 --> 00:57:10,481 Are you sure you weren't followed? 862 00:57:10,603 --> 00:57:13,163 You? What the hell are you doing here? 863 00:57:16,723 --> 00:57:18,953 - Well, well, Stifler. - Rock. 864 00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:20,402 Looks like we meet again. 865 00:57:20,523 --> 00:57:24,994 - All right, this is a set-up. I'm out of here. - Just relax, ass clown. 866 00:57:25,123 --> 00:57:27,921 The enemy of my enemy is my friend. 867 00:57:28,043 --> 00:57:30,796 What we had was a rivalry, 868 00:57:30,923 --> 00:57:33,676 but what Edgar did got us kicked off campus. 869 00:57:35,003 --> 00:57:36,721 Wait, how do you even know the guy? 870 00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:43,115 He tried to pledge our house three years ago. 871 00:57:43,243 --> 00:57:46,519 He was the first regular sized guy to rush the little person frat. 872 00:57:47,323 --> 00:57:50,474 They used to have this tradition where we put a sheep in the basement... 873 00:57:50,603 --> 00:57:51,479 Be gentle. 874 00:57:51,603 --> 00:57:52,956 They'd tell us we had to bang the sheep 875 00:57:53,083 --> 00:57:56,473 and that we couldn't come out until the rubber was used. 876 00:57:56,603 --> 00:57:58,275 Now, one of two things happened. 877 00:57:59,723 --> 00:58:01,315 Either they would come out crying, 878 00:58:02,483 --> 00:58:06,237 or they would beat off in the rubber and say they did the sheep. 879 00:58:07,563 --> 00:58:10,953 And then there was Edgar. 880 00:58:12,763 --> 00:58:14,037 Good luck. 881 00:58:21,283 --> 00:58:23,160 We gotta check it out. 882 00:58:33,423 --> 00:58:35,573 For the love of God, man! 883 00:58:36,623 --> 00:58:40,093 That sick bastard fucked the sheep. 884 00:58:40,903 --> 00:58:43,781 That's a great story but I'm a little unclear on how it helps me? 885 00:58:44,943 --> 00:58:47,298 I'm sure you'll figure something out, Shitler. 886 00:59:05,343 --> 00:59:07,777 Welcome to the Greek Olympiad! 887 00:59:15,583 --> 00:59:18,575 Competing today in this ancient tradition 888 00:59:18,703 --> 00:59:20,500 are the Beta House... 889 00:59:22,543 --> 00:59:24,261 - Beta! Beta! - Beta! Beta! 890 00:59:24,383 --> 00:59:26,101 And the Geek House. 891 00:59:31,103 --> 00:59:35,460 Now, when we think of the term Greek Olympiad, 892 00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:39,258 we hearken back to ancient traditions. 893 00:59:40,303 --> 00:59:44,012 We conjure up images of mighty warriors 894 00:59:44,463 --> 00:59:47,978 in their little skirts, getting all oiled up, 895 00:59:49,263 --> 00:59:50,821 writhing around with each other. 896 00:59:50,943 --> 00:59:55,892 Some called it wrestling, others called it something else. 897 00:59:56,463 --> 01:00:01,139 But enough history. On with the games. 898 01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:13,424 The first event is called The Release of Venus. 899 01:00:14,113 --> 01:00:18,504 The man who undoes all the brassieres on his side the quickest, wins. 900 01:00:19,033 --> 01:00:20,512 You know, Ed, 901 01:00:21,113 --> 01:00:24,389 it's really a shame all that practice on your sister's training bra is not gonna pay off. 902 01:00:24,513 --> 01:00:28,028 Please, Dwight. I spent a season in Milan dating lingerie models. 903 01:00:28,153 --> 01:00:30,064 It was before I met you. 904 01:00:31,953 --> 01:00:34,148 Gentlemen, are we ready? 905 01:00:34,273 --> 01:00:36,912 Decline and fall, Dwight. Decline and fall. 906 01:00:38,633 --> 01:00:40,305 Start unsnapping. 907 01:00:57,573 --> 01:01:00,406 You know, I still hold the record in this event. 908 01:01:00,533 --> 01:01:01,602 Hands of a surgeon. 909 01:01:06,733 --> 01:01:08,644 - Oh, what's up with Edgar? - Chick's got double Ds. 910 01:01:08,773 --> 01:01:11,606 Squad clasps are really difficult to deal with. 911 01:01:16,893 --> 01:01:17,848 Done. 912 01:01:17,973 --> 01:01:18,928 Done! 913 01:01:20,173 --> 01:01:21,208 I knew it! 914 01:01:21,333 --> 01:01:22,732 Betas win. 915 01:01:26,213 --> 01:01:27,726 Yeah! Yeah! 916 01:01:30,653 --> 01:01:32,086 Hey, nice try, Edgar. 917 01:01:32,973 --> 01:01:36,010 Oh, sorry, sweetheart. I guess I was just in the zone. 918 01:01:36,373 --> 01:01:39,092 You know, with a little more to work with, I might have won. 919 01:01:39,573 --> 01:01:43,088 The next event is The Battle of Ares. 920 01:01:44,053 --> 01:01:47,887 Two men fighting to the death, 921 01:01:50,013 --> 01:01:53,164 or until one knocks the other into the water. 922 01:01:54,373 --> 01:01:55,965 Yeah! Ride that! 923 01:01:56,573 --> 01:01:59,724 You guys are so done, Edgar. Bull is an animal with this thing. 924 01:01:59,853 --> 01:02:02,287 Why don't you just save some face, give me the deed to your place now. 925 01:02:02,413 --> 01:02:04,051 Not quite yet. 926 01:02:04,173 --> 01:02:07,012 You haven't met our new initiate, have you? 927 01:02:17,093 --> 01:02:18,811 His name is Dave Maul, 928 01:02:18,933 --> 01:02:21,242 and he is the number-one rated light saber fighter 929 01:02:21,373 --> 01:02:23,284 on the science fiction convention tour. 930 01:02:23,413 --> 01:02:24,926 Oh, he's a virgin. 931 01:02:25,053 --> 01:02:26,486 Are you ready, boys? 932 01:02:27,373 --> 01:02:28,601 Joust! 933 01:02:46,413 --> 01:02:47,607 Oh, shit! 934 01:02:53,733 --> 01:02:55,530 Take him! Take him! 935 01:02:58,923 --> 01:03:00,276 Finish him. 936 01:03:02,203 --> 01:03:03,318 Go! Come on! 937 01:03:08,723 --> 01:03:12,079 - Geeks win! - I need a beer. 938 01:03:12,563 --> 01:03:15,794 The next event is called Demeter's Feast. 939 01:03:15,923 --> 01:03:19,154 Now, in ancient Rome, the pig was considered sacred. 940 01:03:19,283 --> 01:03:22,992 And often sacrificed to the goddess of agriculture. 941 01:03:23,483 --> 01:03:26,555 Today, we've taken a pig, greased it up, 942 01:03:26,683 --> 01:03:29,641 and the first one who catches it, wins. 943 01:03:35,493 --> 01:03:37,051 Hey, you sure you're up for this pigging? 944 01:03:37,173 --> 01:03:39,971 Stifler, I grew up on a farm with 652 pigs, 945 01:03:40,693 --> 01:03:43,161 I can tell what the pig is thinking. 946 01:03:52,333 --> 01:03:53,686 Silly, little, fat man. 947 01:03:53,813 --> 01:03:56,532 Hey, Edgar, what's the deal with Captain Sulu? He afraid to compete? 948 01:03:56,653 --> 01:03:58,689 You haven't heard of parkour, have you? 949 01:04:04,813 --> 01:04:05,723 What the... 950 01:04:06,893 --> 01:04:08,246 Go! Go! Go! Go! 951 01:04:29,733 --> 01:04:30,643 Damn. 952 01:04:47,193 --> 01:04:49,468 Come here, pork chop. 953 01:04:50,233 --> 01:04:51,382 Geeks! 954 01:05:20,953 --> 01:05:22,272 Geeks win! 955 01:05:27,353 --> 01:05:28,627 Shut up. 956 01:05:28,753 --> 01:05:33,827 Greek Roulette is a very dangerous game. Not for the faint of heart. 957 01:05:37,313 --> 01:05:40,271 One of these chambers contains a capsule 958 01:05:40,393 --> 01:05:43,942 with aged horse semen. 959 01:05:46,233 --> 01:05:48,906 Gentlemen, let us begin. 960 01:06:04,553 --> 01:06:05,872 Disgusting. Oh, come on. 961 01:06:09,673 --> 01:06:12,551 Come on, come on! Come on, Dwight! 962 01:06:15,393 --> 01:06:16,667 You're busted. Come on. 963 01:06:16,793 --> 01:06:18,670 - It's gonna be... - We're not in it. Come on! 964 01:06:22,533 --> 01:06:23,568 You know, I gotta hand it to you, Edgar. 965 01:06:23,693 --> 01:06:25,411 I really didn't think you'd have the huevos for this. 966 01:06:25,573 --> 01:06:27,609 I thought you'd probably recruit one of your lackeys. 967 01:06:27,733 --> 01:06:31,931 I wouldn't miss watching you shoot yourself full of horse semen for anything. 968 01:06:33,773 --> 01:06:34,808 Come on, man. 969 01:06:34,933 --> 01:06:36,651 Come on, Stifler! 970 01:06:41,213 --> 01:06:42,851 Yeah! Yes! 971 01:06:43,693 --> 01:06:46,366 - We can do this! Yes, yes! - Come on! 972 01:06:48,653 --> 01:06:49,881 That's how we do. 973 01:06:50,013 --> 01:06:51,241 Oh, boy! 974 01:06:51,733 --> 01:06:53,803 - Come on! Come on! - Edgar! 975 01:06:56,173 --> 01:06:57,731 Come on, baby. Eat it! 976 01:07:04,933 --> 01:07:06,207 Yeah! 977 01:07:06,333 --> 01:07:08,847 - Put two canisters in there! - Two? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Two? 978 01:07:08,973 --> 01:07:10,725 That's too many, Dwight. Come on, two? He's not worth it. 979 01:07:10,853 --> 01:07:14,562 Unless Edgar's afraid, put in two canisters. 980 01:07:14,693 --> 01:07:16,285 Fine! Put in two! 981 01:07:18,053 --> 01:07:19,452 Put in two. 982 01:07:25,613 --> 01:07:26,682 Go! 983 01:07:26,933 --> 01:07:27,968 Go! 984 01:07:29,253 --> 01:07:31,164 - Be a man, huh? - Ready. Go! 985 01:07:32,573 --> 01:07:34,689 Warm it up. Hey! Hey! Hey! 986 01:07:36,613 --> 01:07:38,410 All right, all right! All right! 987 01:07:38,533 --> 01:07:41,127 - All right! - Everyone quiet! 988 01:07:41,253 --> 01:07:43,323 We're good? Back to the match. 989 01:07:43,453 --> 01:07:44,602 You're good baby. There's nothing in there. 990 01:07:44,733 --> 01:07:45,802 Oh, no. I can't watch this. 991 01:07:49,693 --> 01:07:51,331 Yeah! Yeah! 992 01:07:51,453 --> 01:07:53,921 - Yeah! Yes! - Yeah! 993 01:07:54,053 --> 01:07:57,284 - Yes! Yes! - All right! Yes! Yes! 994 01:07:57,413 --> 01:07:58,892 You're up. 995 01:07:59,973 --> 01:08:01,122 Come on! 996 01:08:02,853 --> 01:08:04,650 - Do it. - Let's go. 997 01:08:04,773 --> 01:08:07,446 Do it! Do it! Do it! 998 01:08:07,573 --> 01:08:09,962 - Do it! - Do it, now! Pull the fucking trigger. 999 01:08:10,093 --> 01:08:14,211 - Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! - Pull the trigger. 1000 01:08:17,933 --> 01:08:19,048 Oh. 1001 01:08:21,093 --> 01:08:23,971 Yes! We won! Sucker! 1002 01:08:28,263 --> 01:08:29,696 Betas win. 1003 01:08:29,823 --> 01:08:32,781 - Enjoy Mister Ed's jizz. - How does that semen taste, there? 1004 01:08:35,823 --> 01:08:38,132 Tough loss, there, Edgar, but you know what they say, son. 1005 01:08:38,263 --> 01:08:40,936 You've got to get right back up on that horse. 1006 01:08:41,063 --> 01:08:42,018 So to speak. 1007 01:08:47,183 --> 01:08:51,222 The ancient game of the Wife Carry has been around for centuries. 1008 01:08:51,943 --> 01:08:55,174 The first couple to complete the course wins. 1009 01:08:56,423 --> 01:08:58,493 - You owe me big time for this. - I know. 1010 01:09:00,383 --> 01:09:02,294 - Okay. - All right. Ready? 1011 01:09:06,663 --> 01:09:09,621 How pathetic. Now! 1012 01:09:13,183 --> 01:09:14,298 What? What... 1013 01:09:14,423 --> 01:09:16,095 Really? You trying to give Bandhu a hernia? 1014 01:09:16,223 --> 01:09:19,181 Oh, once again your pathetic little brain has let you down, Dwight. 1015 01:09:19,303 --> 01:09:20,656 Bandhu, up. 1016 01:09:25,183 --> 01:09:27,777 All right, Erik. We got this. Let's go. 1017 01:09:28,303 --> 01:09:29,816 We're fucked. 1018 01:09:31,943 --> 01:09:34,138 Come on, Erik! Go, go, go! 1019 01:09:34,263 --> 01:09:35,855 We can beat those Betas. 1020 01:09:37,383 --> 01:09:39,977 How'd you feel about that... 1021 01:09:46,183 --> 01:09:48,651 Come on! Come on! 1022 01:10:02,903 --> 01:10:05,178 Maybe I should have carried you. 1023 01:10:06,743 --> 01:10:09,018 Man, that is one scary chick. 1024 01:10:09,423 --> 01:10:10,458 That's a chick? 1025 01:10:10,703 --> 01:10:11,613 Okay. 1026 01:10:13,983 --> 01:10:16,736 And now, the Peloponnesian War. 1027 01:10:16,863 --> 01:10:20,097 The first team to consume an entire keg wins. 1028 01:10:20,223 --> 01:10:22,020 Throwing up does not disqualify. 1029 01:10:22,143 --> 01:10:25,533 Gentlemen, inside this cylindrical casing of aluminium, 1030 01:10:25,663 --> 01:10:28,700 lies 55 metric litres of malted alcohol. 1031 01:10:29,303 --> 01:10:31,453 Remember, fellas, don't underestimate these Geeks. 1032 01:10:31,583 --> 01:10:33,539 Most of them are lonely problem drinkers, all right? 1033 01:10:33,663 --> 01:10:36,416 Beware, gentlemen, these men know how to drink, 1034 01:10:36,943 --> 01:10:38,695 but we are more than men. 1035 01:10:38,823 --> 01:10:40,575 We are more than men! 1036 01:10:40,703 --> 01:10:43,137 We, sirs, are Geeks! 1037 01:10:43,263 --> 01:10:45,379 Yes! - All right, boys. Battle! 1038 01:10:50,303 --> 01:10:53,420 - Gentlemen, chug-a-lug! - I can out-drink you fucks! 1039 01:10:56,423 --> 01:10:57,617 Drink! 1040 01:11:03,783 --> 01:11:05,296 Edgar! 1041 01:11:07,223 --> 01:11:08,781 I only have one thing to say to you. 1042 01:11:08,903 --> 01:11:10,859 What's that, you philistine? 1043 01:11:18,903 --> 01:11:21,417 Puking doesn't disqualify! 1044 01:11:22,423 --> 01:11:25,301 - Geeks, attack! - Boot and rally, boys! 1045 01:11:31,863 --> 01:11:34,775 Come on, Edgar. Let's see what you got, bitch. 1046 01:11:38,618 --> 01:11:41,451 That's all you got, huh? That's all you got? 1047 01:11:49,858 --> 01:11:51,814 Go back to the keg! 1048 01:11:51,938 --> 01:11:53,815 We got a man down! 1049 01:11:53,938 --> 01:11:56,771 Gentlemen, we need to attain maximum efficiency. 1050 01:11:57,138 --> 01:11:59,493 Attach the device! 1051 01:12:04,138 --> 01:12:06,208 - What the hell is that? - What is that thing? 1052 01:12:06,338 --> 01:12:07,771 Open valves. 1053 01:12:09,458 --> 01:12:14,009 That's the Geeks taking the lead. It's time for our secret weapon. Wesley! 1054 01:12:14,938 --> 01:12:17,213 - Let's go! - Wesley, keg stand! 1055 01:12:23,058 --> 01:12:26,937 Open the valves all the way. We need warp speed on this, motherfucker! 1056 01:12:29,418 --> 01:12:31,568 - Yeah! - Yeah! Yeah! 1057 01:12:31,698 --> 01:12:33,051 Betas win! 1058 01:12:43,293 --> 01:12:47,206 With the Greek Olympiad tied, we now go into sudden death. 1059 01:12:52,893 --> 01:12:56,932 The final event is called The Rise of Aphrodite. 1060 01:12:57,693 --> 01:13:00,207 Quite simply, the first man 1061 01:13:01,853 --> 01:13:06,608 who excretes his manly juices, 1062 01:13:06,733 --> 01:13:10,612 in the ejaculatory sense, 1063 01:13:11,933 --> 01:13:13,002 loses. 1064 01:13:21,413 --> 01:13:23,563 I cannot wait to see you come in your pants. 1065 01:13:23,933 --> 01:13:25,082 Let's do this. 1066 01:13:38,633 --> 01:13:40,703 Pi is equal to 3.1415... 1067 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:42,744 - No big deal at all. - 5978... 1068 01:13:42,873 --> 01:13:45,228 I feel like Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. 1069 01:13:49,353 --> 01:13:51,025 - That was nothing. I'm okay. - That was nothing for me, either. 1070 01:13:51,153 --> 01:13:52,108 No big deal. 1071 01:13:54,273 --> 01:13:55,945 Shake that thing. 1072 01:14:07,353 --> 01:14:09,708 - I like your boobs. - Look at this. 1073 01:14:07,433 --> 01:14:10,027 Pretend you're sucking my man breast! 1074 01:14:10,873 --> 01:14:14,024 Give it up, Stifler. This is a game of mind over matter. 1075 01:14:14,153 --> 01:14:16,428 And my brain is way bigger than yours. 1076 01:14:16,553 --> 01:14:17,952 I've got experience on my side. 1077 01:14:18,073 --> 01:14:21,588 I'll take that over your Vulcan mind tricks any day. 1078 01:14:21,713 --> 01:14:24,068 We shall see. Bring her in! 1079 01:14:25,193 --> 01:14:27,309 We flew this young lady in from Las Vegas. 1080 01:14:27,433 --> 01:14:30,186 She's the number one stripper in the Emerald City. 1081 01:14:30,313 --> 01:14:31,712 Enjoy, Dwight. 1082 01:14:34,793 --> 01:14:35,908 Oh, no! 1083 01:14:37,313 --> 01:14:38,632 Good luck. 1084 01:14:44,913 --> 01:14:47,222 I'm in trouble here, boys. 1085 01:14:47,353 --> 01:14:49,913 This chick is ridiculous. Bring her in! 1086 01:14:50,033 --> 01:14:52,263 Oh, God! Oh, God! 1087 01:15:01,233 --> 01:15:02,712 What the fuck? 1088 01:15:06,313 --> 01:15:08,588 Look at my tail, Edgar. 1089 01:15:08,713 --> 01:15:10,544 Look how fluffy it is. 1090 01:15:13,828 --> 01:15:15,420 Somebody make her stop. 1091 01:15:15,548 --> 01:15:17,823 Edgar, you got a little wool fetish, buddy? 1092 01:15:17,948 --> 01:15:21,179 No! Make her stop! 1093 01:15:28,068 --> 01:15:29,342 He's done. 1094 01:15:37,228 --> 01:15:38,502 Betas win. 1095 01:15:41,908 --> 01:15:46,777 Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! 1096 01:15:57,548 --> 01:16:02,303 To the winners, I now present the Golden Hammer! 1097 01:16:02,868 --> 01:16:04,460 To Beta House! 1098 01:16:06,108 --> 01:16:07,257 Beta, baby! 1099 01:16:07,388 --> 01:16:10,903 Congratulations, Stifler. You've kept the Beta traditions alive. 1100 01:16:11,028 --> 01:16:14,100 - Thanks, Noah. Betas for life. - Betas for life. 1101 01:16:24,128 --> 01:16:25,959 Now this is a frat party. 1102 01:16:26,088 --> 01:16:28,397 No. This is a Beta party. 1103 01:16:50,788 --> 01:16:54,144 - Hey, I got a little surprise for you. - Yeah? 1104 01:16:56,428 --> 01:16:59,545 A little present for you being so patient and understanding. 1105 01:17:00,068 --> 01:17:01,183 Okay. 1106 01:17:01,748 --> 01:17:05,104 - Are you ready for your present? - I'm not sure. 1107 01:17:05,948 --> 01:17:09,941 I'm really confused right now, and I'm trying to keep an open mind but... 1108 01:17:10,068 --> 01:17:13,697 Oh, man this is fucked up even for me. 1109 01:17:13,828 --> 01:17:15,386 Here it comes. 1110 01:17:15,548 --> 01:17:18,426 Oh, my God. If it's bigger than mine, I swear, I'm gonna pass out. 1111 01:17:18,548 --> 01:17:20,664 I'm not wearing any panties. 1112 01:17:22,108 --> 01:17:24,668 Easy, Cooze. Everybody can see you. 1113 01:17:24,788 --> 01:17:27,666 Well, I'm sure we can find some place around here with a little privacy. 1114 01:17:27,788 --> 01:17:29,619 - Okay. - Let's go. 1115 01:17:31,108 --> 01:17:32,018 Come on. 1116 01:17:37,353 --> 01:17:41,028 - Where are you taking me? - It's a surprise. You're gonna like it. 1117 01:17:50,953 --> 01:17:52,272 I'm nervous. 1118 01:17:52,833 --> 01:17:56,064 What are you talking about? Everything's gonna be fine. 1119 01:17:56,193 --> 01:17:57,911 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1120 01:18:04,713 --> 01:18:08,342 Why don't I take care of you. 1121 01:18:10,873 --> 01:18:12,192 Okay. 1122 01:18:13,393 --> 01:18:14,542 Okay. 1123 01:18:25,913 --> 01:18:27,062 Oh, my. 1124 01:18:32,408 --> 01:18:34,638 I can't! I can't! 1125 01:18:34,768 --> 01:18:36,281 Look, just let yourself go, baby. 1126 01:18:36,408 --> 01:18:39,320 There's nothing you can do that's gonna surprise me. Okay? 1127 01:18:39,448 --> 01:18:41,040 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1128 01:18:41,848 --> 01:18:42,963 Okay! 1129 01:18:46,768 --> 01:18:48,406 Why are you bringing me in here? 1130 01:18:48,528 --> 01:18:50,519 Well, this being our new house, 1131 01:18:50,648 --> 01:18:54,163 I thought I'd come up with my own task for the pledge board. 1132 01:18:54,408 --> 01:18:56,717 Okay. What's that gonna be? 1133 01:18:58,008 --> 01:19:00,363 Well, I think it's kind of better if I... 1134 01:19:00,488 --> 01:19:02,001 If I show you. 1135 01:19:07,408 --> 01:19:08,363 Hmm. 1136 01:19:08,488 --> 01:19:10,479 Sex in a movie theatre. 1137 01:19:10,608 --> 01:19:13,202 I like the way you think, Erik Stifler. 1138 01:19:31,148 --> 01:19:33,616 I'm coming! I'm coming! 1139 01:19:33,748 --> 01:19:35,306 I'm coming! 1140 01:19:37,228 --> 01:19:38,377 Oh, my... 1141 01:19:42,028 --> 01:19:44,383 Okay. I was a little surprised by that. 1142 01:19:44,508 --> 01:19:45,782 I'm sorry. 1143 01:19:46,508 --> 01:19:47,907 It's okay. 1144 01:19:50,508 --> 01:19:53,659 - It was actually really sexy. - Really? 1145 01:19:53,788 --> 01:19:56,097 Yeah. Can you do that every time? 1146 01:19:57,148 --> 01:19:59,457 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? 1147 01:19:59,588 --> 01:20:00,862 Oh, my God. 1148 01:20:12,823 --> 01:20:15,576 - Hey, buddy, take a little dip in the pool? - Nope. 1149 01:20:15,703 --> 01:20:17,375 Oh, wait a minute. 1150 01:20:19,463 --> 01:20:22,614 Yes. The elusive female ejaculation. 1151 01:20:23,063 --> 01:20:25,019 Not a lot of girls can do that. Congrats. 1152 01:20:47,303 --> 01:20:49,259 Beta House fucking rules! 1153 01:21:46,863 --> 01:21:48,057 Yes! 1154 01:21:56,903 --> 01:21:58,382 Hey, big boy, 1155 01:21:59,143 --> 01:22:01,941 ready to fill me up with some more protein? 1156 01:22:03,263 --> 01:22:05,697 No, no, no. No! 1157 01:22:10,023 --> 01:22:12,696 Yes, the Blackout Menace strikes again. 1158 01:27:10,783 --> 01:27:13,138 Wear this for your next dance, honey. 1159 01:27:13,263 --> 01:27:14,378 Thanks.