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Through the eternal time, the human world

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And heaven both live in peace,

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everything happens according to destiny.

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It is said that

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the Heaven of Emperor

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has pre-written everything's fate
in the Sealed Book,

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like a script waiting to be played out.

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But some believe,

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people should decide on their own fate.

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Just like how Zixia believes that

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Joker is the one she is destined to love.

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However, in Joker's heart,

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there is only place for his wife,
Pak Jing Jing.

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Zixia refuses to accept such fate,

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decides to use the moonlight box to travel
through time in order to preview the future.

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After learning how everything would end,

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She is determined to change
the outcome against all odds.

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Zixia...

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Take it

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Zixia

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Zixia, Zixia.

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What did you see in the future?

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Why are you breaking up with me now?
Why? Why... Wh

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Stop, don't come closer!

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Ok, I stay!

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Then tell me,

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when you time traveled with the
Moonlight box? What did you see?

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I saw another woman in
your heart-Pak Jing Jing.

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She said such things to you.

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Your conscience told me,
it is not me who you love,

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but another woman,

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when I saw the mark she
had left in your heart,

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I realized that it is not me who you have
been searching in the past 500 years,

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but her.

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You and I should both believe, it is fate,

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what they also call destiny.

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What she has left, was a drop of tear.

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When her tear drop melt with your heart,

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You will forget me, and
falls in love with her.

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He cannot fall in love with me!

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Zixia

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Why don't you tell him how it would end?

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If he finds out that he is the Monkey King,
it will terrify him.

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Didn't you always want
to marry a great hero?

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But I saw how it would end,
he cannot fall in love with me,

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if he falls in love with me, I would die.

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No, I have to bring him
back to Pak Jing Jing.

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Coming!

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Zixia!

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Am I seeing this for real? Zixia...

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Ah That Pak woman you want me to meet,
whatever her name is.

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Pak Jing Jing

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Why?

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She is to be your wife 500 years later.

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Aren't you my wife?

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Shut up! And wait for me here.

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Only a true wife can order
her husband around,

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I feel we are becoming
more like a couple, Yes!

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Don't go in. Pak Jing Jing is
fighting the Snake Demon

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over a man!

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How dare you ask me to leave him?

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Yes, how dare you? Yes! How Dare you?
How dare you?

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So what! I don't like you! So what.

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Because of these 100 pieces of silver.

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Whatever can be bought cannot be sincere!

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So what you are rich,
it's not even that much money.

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Stop, all of you.

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Pretty boy does not have a conscience.

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If love can be bought with
100 pieces of silver,

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then I offer 500 pieces.

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So generous.

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Whatever I offer to her, I can give to you

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This trick can only fool little girls

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Because I love you two so much,

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I would give my life to prove it.

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Wow! Are you serious?
How could such wonderful man exists?

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They fight just like
how you fought with Lady Spring.

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How long haven't you seen her?

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Last I heard,

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you dumped her after you
met the Monkey King.

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Snake, it's none of your business.

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You think I want to care?
He is looking all over for you.

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So what if he finds me?
I'm not afraid of him.

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Forget it, do your thing

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Saire, Saire!

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Such a pretty face and nice body

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No wonder Joker is all over you.

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Who is Joker? Who are you?

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Who am I! I am the matchmaker sent by god.

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I am engaged to that stupid Monkey.

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I have no feeling for other men.

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I hate you girls,

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Spend all day chasing
after that stupid money

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That was my sister, hope
she didn't scare you.

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Listen, Joker is the Monkey King
from 500 years later.

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He is now a pretty boy,
dump the Monkey, marry him instead.

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Oh, you must be one of Monkey's women,

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Trying to make me dump Monkey
for that Jo whatever?

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Joker

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Don't even think about
making me leaving Monkey,

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That Joker dude, you can
keep him for yourself.

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I am not easily fooled.

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Keep trying then I will kill you.

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Silly tricks, you are going to die

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Hey, what do you want?

106
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What? I'm trying to kill her

107
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Sister, no!

108
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No more bullshit

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Calm down, sister!

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Which sister?

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You decided yet? My sister is taking over.

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Get out of my way!

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Calm down, please!

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Let me take over!

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Spare me the split personality act,
I'd rather die than marrying the Joker.

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What happened?

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I don't know. Fell down
in a blink of an eye.

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I ask you again,
are you marrying him or not? Huh?

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She is forcing me to marry!

120
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Forcing you? Who dares
to commit such evil act!

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What happened?

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I don't know. Fell down
in a blink of an eye.

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Was I too fast? Should I do it again?

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- I will kill you!
- I won't let you get away with this!

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Hahaha...

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Ah!

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Do you yield?

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Yes..yes

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If someone gives you trouble later,
say my name!

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Yes, boss!

131
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What boss? I'm no
gangbanger, call me master.

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Yes, Master!

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Good, call me master, bow to my will.

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Yes

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First job for you.

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What is it?

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To seduce a man.

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What? To seduce a man?

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Him, come in!

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Yes! Coming, coming

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What I want is true love,

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if the price for such love is
to leave Joker all alone in life,

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I'd rather be the one who is lonely.

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I use to believe in fate,

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but now I believe in myself only.

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I must rewrite this tragedy.

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Creating a happy ending for Joker

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and his wife Pak Jing Jing.

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You are...

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Don't know you. Ok, let's go.

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You don't know her?
She is your wife Pak Jing Jing!

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He's joker, your husband
from 500 years later.

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500 later?

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Yes!

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I don't get it!

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Enough talking, let's go.

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- What?
- Well, this is what happened.

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Let me fill you in.

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In a very dark night,

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you, Pak Jing Jing, him, Joker,

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sparked up a romantic love affair.

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He turned around, you pointed at him,

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his hands caught fire,

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and you caught him.

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You hit him harder and harder, and harder.

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And then,

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the story reached its
turning point and climax,

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you may fill in the blanks yourself,
now to the point,

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In order to save you, he used the
moonlight box to travel through time,

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but the box failed to work,

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Bang! Here we are, this is what happened.

172
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So sorry about this.

173
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My wife has a bit of a mental issue,

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let's go home for the medicine, lets go...

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I am not ill, let me go.

176
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You have to be ill

177
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I am not ill.

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Hey, what you doing?

179
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Look at this, this is the jade plate that
you will give to him 500 years later,

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he brings with him at all times.

181
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That is hers.

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I don't mind you to have Monkey King,

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Of course I wouldn't mind you
to have a second man,

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but you cannot leave me out of the loop.

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Who are they to you?

186
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Isn't it obvious? Of course they have
something to do with me.

187
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Shut up!

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Don't even think about getting
close to Pak Jing Jing.

189
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Then why won't you leave Jing Jing alone?

190
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She has her Joker, you
have your second chief.

191
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What second chief.

192
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Your baby daddy.

193
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What...

194
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See? She says what?...are you ill?

195
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See I told you she is sick,

196
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you wouldn't believe me.

197
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Ok, let's go home for medicine, lets go.

198
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:10,030
Ask him if you will, did she have a baby
with the second chief, I am not ill.

199
00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:13,930
Wait, before I know you,
I did have a lot of boyfriends,

200
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but I do not know any second chief,

201
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which means it was a one night stand,

202
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I don't even remember
the baby daddy's name,

203
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How could I remember that I had a son?

204
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OK, then!

205
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So you go on your merry way,
we split from now on.

206
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Hey, I am the one who dumps people,

207
00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:32,390
Stop, you bitch!

208
00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:33,740
Time for medicine

209
00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:36,230
Let me go, what are you doing.

210
00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:40,270
Its their business, you should let
them handle it

211
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Pak Jing Jing is your wife.

212
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,860
You already messed them up enough,

213
00:14:44,890 --> 00:14:46,280
Now you want me to help making it worse.

214
00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:49,610
God has made you and I a couple,

215
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can't we focus on us first?

216
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You cannot like me

217
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Why not?

218
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Because, because you met her first.

219
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No, I met you first.

220
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How come?

221
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You traveled 500 years to meet me,
in order to find her.

222
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:06,730
You are from 500 years ago,
I met her 500 years later,

223
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of course I met you first.

224
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But

225
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I just sort out 500 years of mess.

226
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Let's move on, give me a kiss...

227
00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:13,990
What you doing?

228
00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:15,020
You stink!

229
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I get it,

230
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You are now Qingxia,

231
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That's why you hit me,

232
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,430
but love is fearless, I won't let
your sister intimidate me.

233
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I get it! Love needs time,

234
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Calm yourself.

235
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:35,270
Wow, sword...

236
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,820
Why did you hit him?

237
00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:43,860
He tried to kiss me, of
course I would hit him.

238
00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:45,820
You want to die, to end with a tragedy,

239
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I will not be part of it.

240
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No,

241
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:50,930
I cannot let that tragedy happen again,
to leave him alone like this.

242
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Oh damn, you are doomed.

243
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:56,740
What? I just don't want to die,

244
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So I must fix it.

245
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You are trying to rewrite the end,
of course everything is messed up.

246
00:16:04,390 --> 00:16:05,390
Ok

247
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That's it. History says
I cannot marry the King Bull,

248
00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:10,730
Now I can do it.

249
00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:12,570
If I marry the King Bull,

250
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Joker will give up, then I won't die.

251
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:17,610
Ok, I need to go to the King Bull.

252
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,640
Zixia, where are you?

253
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,230
Zixia? Where are you?

254
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:25,730
Ahh, ZiXia!

255
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:29,480
Zixia, where are you?

256
00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:42,230
Zixia, where are you?

257
00:16:42,930 --> 00:16:46,850
If I don't get out of
this desert, I will die

258
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:50,890
Zixia,

259
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:54,600
What the hell?

260
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:57,980
Monkey King,

261
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You promised Buddha to accompany

262
00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:03,740
the Longevity monk to go on the pilgrimage.

263
00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:04,610
Monkey King?

264
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,490
But now you dare to conspire
with the King Bull,

265
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,850
intending to eat your master

266
00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:11,950
Spare me the talk,

267
00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:14,890
you chased me for 3 days,
I did not hit you because you are a woman,

268
00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:16,240
Don't think that I'm afraid you.

269
00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:20,060
Monkey, how could you talk to
Guanyin like this.

270
00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:27,230
Evil East?

271
00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:30,610
Wrong, it's me, Longevity Monk,

272
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:34,020
I happened to travel here
using the moonlight box,

273
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,240
you want to kill me, I don't blame you,

274
00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:38,890
but you should not insult Guanyin.

275
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,230
It's me, the master should be
blamed for my pupil's fault,

276
00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:45,200
It affects my brand name.

277
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:49,180
Listen to him, there he goes with
his non-sense again.

278
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,640
I'm going to kill you,

279
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,390
Because you have taken my moonlight box,

280
00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:56,390
Asshole.

281
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,350
Why won't you see reason?

282
00:17:57,350 --> 00:17:58,850
I stole your moonlight box,
because you wanted to kill me,

283
00:17:58,850 --> 00:18:00,990
or else why would I ran away
using your moonlight box?

284
00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,350
You want to kill me, of course I'm running,

285
00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:03,530
if you don't want to kill me,
then I Won't need to run,

286
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,310
you want to... don't you get my reasons?

287
00:18:08,930 --> 00:18:10,140
Don't you get my reasons?

288
00:18:10,810 --> 00:18:12,650
I cannot stand you anymore

289
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,730
You cannot stand me? I cannot stand you.

290
00:18:14,730 --> 00:18:15,890
Ahhh...

291
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,570
Monkey King

292
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,920
I am done with you,
now I shall continue with time travel.

293
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,230
(Casting Spell)

294
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,770
You filthy animal

295
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,850
Insignificant trick,
I piss better than your magic.

296
00:18:51,810 --> 00:18:53,060
Much better, that's it!

297
00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:56,230
But don't you forget,

298
00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:59,100
My golden cudgel is
borrowed from the Dragon King...

299
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:00,480
It is the Ocean Quieting Needle!

300
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:41,140
Turn...

301
00:20:01,930 --> 00:20:03,600
Cloud Somersault

302
00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:05,850
I shall enforce justice
on behalf of heaven.

303
00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:45,100
C'mon, what else you got

304
00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:35,600
Capture!

305
00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:43,020
May the Buddha preserve us.

306
00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:46,140
Lord have mercy

307
00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:02,020
Brother!

308
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,770
Brother, where are you?

309
00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:17,640
- Shh
- Ghost

310
00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:21,180
Brother

311
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:22,640
Who?

312
00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:26,810
Haha... here you are, brother.

313
00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:28,610
Me? Brother?

314
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,270
It is me, King Bull.

315
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:31,570
King Bull?

316
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,810
Damn, King Bull

317
00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:35,110
You caught the Longevity Monk,

318
00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:37,650
haha, good for you!

319
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:41,030
Obviously I'm avatar,
how could I be the Longevity Monk, Sir.

320
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:45,450
Oh Sir, I'd recognize you even
if your turn into ashes.

321
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:50,450
A monk should not lie,
may the Buddha preserve us.

322
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,360
It is not too late for
you to know that, brother,

323
00:22:52,390 --> 00:22:54,450
let me introduce my new
wife to you, follow me.

324
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,200
Ah

325
00:22:55,230 --> 00:22:56,270
Back!

326
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:16,360
Jade Emperor, I have captured
the Monkey King by your order.

327
00:23:16,390 --> 00:23:19,610
Thank you for your effort, Guanyin.

328
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:24,280
When I enter the human world,
I found the world is filled with grievance,

329
00:23:24,310 --> 00:23:28,850
monsters run wild. I do not remember
the Sealed Book record it this way.

330
00:23:29,270 --> 00:23:30,850
Please do not worry, Guanyin.

331
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:34,600
The Sealed book follows the rule of
the universe, it cannot be wrong.

332
00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:39,430
I hope it is as you have recorded,

333
00:23:39,770 --> 00:23:42,400
Zixia's death can reform the Monkey King,

334
00:23:42,430 --> 00:23:45,190
keeps him motivated to accompany
the Longevity Monk on the pilgrimage.

335
00:23:45,810 --> 00:23:48,480
I shall return to report
the progress to Buddha,

336
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,600
so we can prepare to receive the pilgrims.

337
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,640
Farewell, Master Guanyin.

338
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:06,100
Six Ears Monkey, your disguise as
the Monkey King

339
00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:10,450
during the pilgrimage has fooled them all,

340
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,490
my plan is finally...

341
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,270
going to succeed!

342
00:24:17,770 --> 00:24:18,890
Come out!

343
00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:24,310
I knew this is a perfect plan.

344
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,060
When I found out the
Sealed Book had an error,

345
00:24:27,060 --> 00:24:32,560
making the Joker born 500 years later than
the Longevity Monk and Piggy,

346
00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:35,520
causing the journey of pilgrimage
to lack one key member.

347
00:24:36,180 --> 00:24:38,570
Fortunately I have decided to have you

348
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,680
to disguise as the Monkey King

349
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:44,770
until the real one can
take over 500 years later.

350
00:24:45,060 --> 00:24:48,200
This way, no one would know the difference,

351
00:24:48,230 --> 00:24:52,490
haha, such great plan. Hahaha...

352
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,990
You would still need a great actor
like me to play along,

353
00:24:56,020 --> 00:25:00,180
even the Longevity Monk and Guanyin

354
00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:02,530
did not realize that I was a fake,

355
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,070
such genius.

356
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:06,150
You are right, Six Ears Monkey,

357
00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:10,520
You are a great faker, let's drink to it!

358
00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:12,350
Cheers,

359
00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:17,350
Great working with you.

360
00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaking of faking,

361
00:25:20,930 --> 00:25:23,180
You are the best, Jade Emperor.

362
00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:28,610
Thank you. But we still need to
do one more thing.

363
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:29,700
What it is?

364
00:25:29,730 --> 00:25:30,890
To burn you alive...

365
00:25:33,350 --> 00:25:36,270
haha

366
00:25:36,430 --> 00:25:39,020
Haha, you got me with that one.

367
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,450
I really do mean to burn you alive,

368
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,240
you violated the holy law anyways.

369
00:25:47,270 --> 00:25:49,740
If I did not rescue you

370
00:25:49,770 --> 00:25:52,100
from burning in the Great Oven,

371
00:25:52,230 --> 00:25:55,430
why would you be Willing to work for me

372
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,890
Oh, you are looking for this knife?

373
00:26:02,810 --> 00:26:05,310
Take it, I can pass it to you

374
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,680
But you cannot move, you are poisoned,

375
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:14,530
I'm not. I took the cure.

376
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,980
You ungrateful bastard

377
00:26:17,770 --> 00:26:21,780
I only wish to finish what I started.

378
00:26:21,810 --> 00:26:26,150
Did you remember when Zixia and Qingxia
first entered the heaven,

379
00:26:26,180 --> 00:26:30,480
you seduced Qingxia and violated
the most sacred holy law,

380
00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:36,890
you were meant to be
burnt in the Great Oven.

381
00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:41,820
So even if I execute you now,

382
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,810
you had your fun in the human world,

383
00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:47,360
how could I be called ungrateful?

384
00:26:47,390 --> 00:26:49,600
Ah hahaha...

385
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,100
We agreed on sharing one mortal body,

386
00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:09,230
how come now I only gets control during
the day and you get it for the night?

387
00:27:10,430 --> 00:27:12,070
You would marry to a filth like King Bull

388
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:14,810
in order to get rid of Joker.

389
00:27:16,310 --> 00:27:19,810
If I do not control our body at night,
that big bull is going to climb on top,

390
00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:22,270
you may be ok with it but I'm not.

391
00:27:22,810 --> 00:27:24,560
Is that the true reason?

392
00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:27,310
Yes

393
00:27:35,310 --> 00:27:36,770
Where is the moonlight box?

394
00:27:37,140 --> 00:27:38,930
Where did you put it?

395
00:27:49,270 --> 00:27:50,310
Who?

396
00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:52,390
Are you afraid? Charlie Chin.

397
00:27:53,390 --> 00:27:57,100
Not afraid, just don't wish to see you here

398
00:27:57,230 --> 00:27:58,950
I know Guanyin is hunting you,

399
00:27:58,980 --> 00:28:00,060
I am here to save you.

400
00:28:01,850 --> 00:28:02,850
Don't you believe me?

401
00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:12,230
Using this, Guanyin can no longer find you,

402
00:28:14,310 --> 00:28:15,520
but I have one condition.

403
00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:19,890
I knew it, how could you be so kind,

404
00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:21,980
Say it.

405
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:26,640
Why...

406
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,360
did you leave without
saying goodbye that day.

407
00:28:31,930 --> 00:28:34,770
I am a free man,

408
00:28:35,310 --> 00:28:36,640
I do not like to be tied down!

409
00:28:40,730 --> 00:28:43,480
I can forgive your betrayal,

410
00:28:43,730 --> 00:28:45,200
but you cannot betray the Longevity Monk.

411
00:28:45,230 --> 00:28:46,150
Why not?

412
00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:48,650
Monkey King, I have chased
you for three days,

413
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,390
Show yourself.

414
00:28:51,060 --> 00:28:52,200
I can pretend to be Zixia and misguide her,

415
00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:53,890
saying that you have
stolen the moonlight box.

416
00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:55,270
Why would you help me?

417
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:57,560
Because...

418
00:28:59,270 --> 00:29:01,180
I have seen you making the mistake once,

419
00:29:01,770 --> 00:29:03,010
I will not let it happen again!

420
00:29:04,930 --> 00:29:07,680
Ah, You went to see the player dude.

421
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:17,740
Who are you?

422
00:29:17,770 --> 00:29:19,020
Who am I?

423
00:29:19,350 --> 00:29:21,480
My Son, someone is asking
who you mother is.

424
00:29:21,730 --> 00:29:25,200
My mother? My mother is
the Iron Fan Princess,

425
00:29:25,230 --> 00:29:28,700
also known as the wife of King Bull,
people call her the first wife.

426
00:29:28,730 --> 00:29:30,570
She specializes in handling
mistresses like you.

427
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,600
Huh?

428
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:33,280
- Brother Bull, hear me out,
- Brother,

429
00:29:33,310 --> 00:29:35,280
I was just debating
what's for the main course

430
00:29:35,310 --> 00:29:36,950
here you are with the Longevity Monk,

431
00:29:36,980 --> 00:29:39,560
how about we make a Longevity Monk stew?

432
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,060
We are not familiar with each other, right?

433
00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:42,520
Tell him I'm being truthful,

434
00:29:44,430 --> 00:29:46,280
We just met, right?

435
00:29:46,310 --> 00:29:47,730
Get out of here!

436
00:29:47,930 --> 00:29:49,850
Ah!

437
00:29:50,770 --> 00:29:51,890
Ah! Zixia

438
00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:53,230
Ah! Joker

439
00:29:53,390 --> 00:29:55,150
Ah? She is your wife?

440
00:29:55,180 --> 00:29:56,240
You stupid bull

441
00:29:56,270 --> 00:29:57,390
Ah! Wife

442
00:29:57,980 --> 00:29:59,640
Ah, Monkey King...

443
00:29:59,980 --> 00:30:01,980
Ah? Me?

444
00:30:03,230 --> 00:30:04,950
Four people, I thought there were six?

445
00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:07,890
Their relationship seems really
complicated, don't you get it?

446
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,810
How dare you to cheat
on me with a mistress!

447
00:30:20,430 --> 00:30:22,400
Take this token, go find my sister
Bull Xiang Xiang.

448
00:30:22,430 --> 00:30:24,310
- Yes yes,
- Hurry!

449
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,730
- Zixia, get up
- Monkey King... Stop!

450
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,820
Can we talk about this, okay?

451
00:30:32,850 --> 00:30:34,810
There is nothing to talk about!

452
00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:38,740
Come down here, now!

453
00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:39,780
Oh you, never, over my dead body

454
00:30:39,810 --> 00:30:40,770
Coming down or not?

455
00:30:40,770 --> 00:30:42,990
- No way
- It is not up to you

456
00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:44,200
Why are you following me?

457
00:30:44,230 --> 00:30:46,070
I'm not following you, it is fate,

458
00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:47,610
You said we are destined to be together.

459
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,060
I cannot leave, you should get back
to your wife

460
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,200
Lady, what use is it?

461
00:30:52,230 --> 00:30:54,640
He can leave, but his heart stays.

462
00:30:54,890 --> 00:30:56,650
- This is...
- He is... from Mars

463
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,530
What?

464
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,740
He time travels often, hurt his head.

465
00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:01,270
He told me that he went to Mars

466
00:31:01,890 --> 00:31:02,990
Am I wrong?

467
00:31:03,020 --> 00:31:05,350
He only sees you in his eyes.

468
00:31:27,140 --> 00:31:29,490
No, we cannot be together

469
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,310
Why? you said so yourself,

470
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,640
Whoever pulls out the ZiQing sword,

471
00:31:33,890 --> 00:31:37,520
will be the one you love.

472
00:32:02,350 --> 00:32:04,200
It ends here, we should break up

473
00:32:04,230 --> 00:32:05,270
No!

474
00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:07,640
We have just begun,
how can we break up so soon...

475
00:32:07,930 --> 00:32:08,730
I do not like speedy break up.

476
00:32:08,980 --> 00:32:10,310
I don't like it either

477
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:20,890
Hey, where do you come from, kiddo?

478
00:32:20,890 --> 00:32:21,700
Let's go!

479
00:32:21,730 --> 00:32:22,890
What, where?

480
00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:36,060
No more break up?

481
00:32:36,350 --> 00:32:37,810
Women are so fickle!

482
00:32:41,350 --> 00:32:42,600
Go! Hurry up!

483
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,890
Stand your ground

484
00:33:22,310 --> 00:33:23,520
What is it?

485
00:33:24,390 --> 00:33:25,390
Spectacular

486
00:33:34,730 --> 00:33:36,310
Damn, Primordial fire

487
00:33:48,430 --> 00:33:50,930
- Hold it
- Ah... What do you mean

488
00:33:59,060 --> 00:34:03,560
Wow! Obviously split personality!

489
00:34:07,020 --> 00:34:08,360
Run!

490
00:34:08,390 --> 00:34:10,100
Hurry, you control the bull head

491
00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:11,850
Ok, I help you, go

492
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:13,310
Ok

493
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,310
Here you go

494
00:34:15,310 --> 00:34:17,770
Ah...

495
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,280
Its smoking, hurry

496
00:34:34,310 --> 00:34:36,480
Hey! Hey! I can't handle this one...

497
00:34:36,930 --> 00:34:38,980
Shut up and go

498
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,390
Ok ok, I get it. I will attack.

499
00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:46,560
Head on!

500
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,480
Cliff

501
00:35:03,180 --> 00:35:04,640
Grab the horn

502
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:09,810
Left turn!

503
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,230
You let me do this.

504
00:35:42,850 --> 00:35:44,770
I serve you

505
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,570
I can't hold on any longer!

506
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,480
Hold on!

507
00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:55,390
Hold on, sister

508
00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:57,100
Em!

509
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:15,350
Hope the ear won't break, we depend on it

510
00:36:29,850 --> 00:36:31,350
Sister

511
00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:35,360
I'm fine

512
00:36:35,390 --> 00:36:37,810
Don't act tough, come back to me and rest

513
00:36:38,140 --> 00:36:40,700
I thought I can only rely on
the fire roller-skates to fly,

514
00:36:40,730 --> 00:36:43,020
how come you fairies can't fly either?

515
00:36:43,310 --> 00:36:46,270
Do you wish me to give you
my fire roller-skates?

516
00:36:48,980 --> 00:36:50,520
Ah? Fire roller-skates?

517
00:36:51,890 --> 00:36:53,200
How come you have them? Ah

518
00:36:53,230 --> 00:36:54,350
Sorry

519
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:44,450
Heartless.

520
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:45,530
Shut up

521
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,770
What a mess

522
00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:49,930
Look

523
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,480
Be cool like a man

524
00:38:10,180 --> 00:38:11,600
My brother sent you?

525
00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:13,020
Yes

526
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,600
Hasn't he always looked down on me?

527
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,990
Calls my magic too cruel,

528
00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:22,270
too much relying on form

529
00:38:25,310 --> 00:38:26,180
Wow...

530
00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:27,730
- Shh
- Em...

531
00:38:27,730 --> 00:38:31,070
My brother said, other people had honed
their magic for more than a 1000 years,

532
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:36,020
I can swallow it with one swift move,
it has no honor.

533
00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:54,890
Sorry..it's just too scary

534
00:38:58,100 --> 00:39:00,980
My brother is a proud man,

535
00:39:01,140 --> 00:39:03,220
I assume he sent you to beg me
because of that woman?

536
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,240
Are you kidding, this is no ordinary woman,

537
00:39:07,270 --> 00:39:09,900
I...can be your sister in law soon,

538
00:39:09,930 --> 00:39:11,060
You cannot eat her!

539
00:39:11,270 --> 00:39:14,770
I respect you because you have
sworn brotherhood with my brother.

540
00:39:14,930 --> 00:39:17,480
Monkey King, you have a silver tongue,

541
00:39:17,810 --> 00:39:19,680
but I am no foolish woman,

542
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:20,930
Don't fool me

543
00:39:20,930 --> 00:39:22,730
How could my brother marry a god?

544
00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:24,490
Because your brother wants to immigrate,

545
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,990
marrying her will grant him
a green card in heaven!

546
00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:30,520
Longevity Monk, you are only food to me,

547
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,560
You don't get to speak here.

548
00:39:32,810 --> 00:39:34,140
Thank you so much...

549
00:39:34,140 --> 00:39:36,650
You have finally made me realize that
I am a piece of food on this planet,

550
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:37,980
not from mars!

551
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:39,680
Are you messing with me

552
00:39:40,020 --> 00:39:41,110
Don't be mad,

553
00:39:41,140 --> 00:39:43,180
if you are upset, we can leave on our own

554
00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:50,480
Nobody leaves until I say so

555
00:39:51,270 --> 00:39:52,280
Bring it on

556
00:39:52,310 --> 00:39:55,770
Oh? A different person?

557
00:39:55,890 --> 00:39:59,400
Yes, I am her sister Qingxia

558
00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:01,680
Split personality, is a
gynecological disease!

559
00:40:13,930 --> 00:40:14,650
Are you alright?

560
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:15,770
It's the fog

561
00:40:19,730 --> 00:40:23,820
I happened to ate a double heads
snake for breakfast,

562
00:40:23,850 --> 00:40:26,270
Let's see if I can digest
your split personality too.

563
00:40:28,730 --> 00:40:30,390
I'm not afraid

564
00:40:35,230 --> 00:40:37,350
I'll be waiting

565
00:41:01,430 --> 00:41:02,850
You scared me,

566
00:41:03,390 --> 00:41:04,730
I thought you died

567
00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:07,680
Come... I hold you

568
00:41:12,350 --> 00:41:15,350
For you, I will never die

569
00:41:15,770 --> 00:41:19,390
Yes, we shall only die in happiness!

570
00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:21,850
But we cannot be together

571
00:41:22,350 --> 00:41:23,560
Why?

572
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,430
You must be with someone else,

573
00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:28,430
you cannot fall in love with me!

574
00:41:29,890 --> 00:41:32,230
Nonono, you have to be more clear

575
00:41:34,350 --> 00:41:37,390
Typical relationship struggle,
love without admission,

576
00:41:38,020 --> 00:41:41,770
simply called ineffable difficulties.

577
00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:45,850
One more word

578
00:41:45,850 --> 00:41:48,520
I will stab you not only with pipa,
but with a knife!

579
00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:55,020
Tell me what ineffable difficulty
could you possibly have?

580
00:42:00,730 --> 00:42:02,060
Say it

581
00:42:02,850 --> 00:42:04,430
I used the moonlight box

582
00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:07,270
go to future

583
00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:11,140
to see our ending

584
00:42:11,890 --> 00:42:13,140
ah..

585
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,100
I will die

586
00:42:17,430 --> 00:42:18,980
you become alone

587
00:42:20,770 --> 00:42:22,140
like a dog

588
00:42:23,350 --> 00:42:25,140
so poor

589
00:42:29,730 --> 00:42:31,930
Everybody dies,

590
00:42:32,180 --> 00:42:36,110
if all lovers over think like you do,

591
00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:38,490
the world will filled with despair

592
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,560
No more matchmaking.

593
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,100
But the more we go on right now,

594
00:42:44,850 --> 00:42:46,490
the more sad memories you will have later

595
00:42:47,180 --> 00:42:50,570
I'm not worried, I know King Bull
has the moonlight box,

596
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,810
we can steal it together, then we run off.

597
00:42:53,350 --> 00:42:56,230
Even if we cannot escape fate,

598
00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:06,310
we would have lived to the fullest.

599
00:43:07,180 --> 00:43:09,060
Life happens only once,

600
00:43:10,810 --> 00:43:12,850
you shouldn't miss it!

601
00:43:20,850 --> 00:43:23,100
You are too lovely.

602
00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:39,180
This is the token that proves my adulthood,

603
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,640
you had it made for me,

604
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,120
I have carried it with me at all times.

605
00:43:44,850 --> 00:43:47,560
I came today, not because I have
something to ask of you,

606
00:43:48,770 --> 00:43:50,100
I am here to admit my mistake!

607
00:43:50,850 --> 00:43:53,890
Are you crazy? Coming here to apologize?

608
00:43:54,140 --> 00:43:55,890
Yes, I am crazy!

609
00:43:55,890 --> 00:43:57,270
I am terminally ill with
my obsession to my first love.

610
00:43:57,270 --> 00:43:59,740
I never thought my first true love
will occur after marriage.

611
00:43:59,770 --> 00:44:02,360
Since I met Zixia, I have learned
what is true love,

612
00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:05,230
I have learned how lonely you must
have been for the last 100 years.

613
00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:07,600
What's the use of it now,

614
00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:10,060
Mantis will not come back to life.

615
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:14,020
Mantis's nature is to
eat his love companion,

616
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,640
He would have eaten you
if I did not kill him!

617
00:44:16,810 --> 00:44:18,060
So what!

618
00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:20,600
He was my true love,

619
00:44:21,270 --> 00:44:23,280
I'd rather be eaten by him,

620
00:44:23,310 --> 00:44:25,110
than being here all alone,

621
00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:26,930
like a living dead!

622
00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:29,180
There is no such thing
as one true love of your life

623
00:44:42,350 --> 00:44:44,700
He is only singing, not talking,

624
00:44:44,730 --> 00:44:45,890
leave him be.

625
00:44:51,350 --> 00:44:52,930
There is such thing as one true love,

626
00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:56,640
and it is sang into a song.

627
00:45:06,350 --> 00:45:11,680
"The past cannot be undone..."

628
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:22,480
"Red Leaves fall into the dirt"

629
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:31,600
"The beginning and the end are fated"

630
00:45:32,850 --> 00:45:40,850
"You fly with the clouds..."

631
00:45:43,020 --> 00:45:46,640
"Ocean of despair..."

632
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:50,930
"Turns the tide of love and hate"

633
00:45:51,770 --> 00:45:59,770
"No one escapes fate in this world..."

634
00:46:01,310 --> 00:46:09,310
"To love, but not to be together..."

635
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:18,180
"Or I should believe in karma!"

636
00:46:31,020 --> 00:46:33,680
Dare to seduce your big brother's wife?
I will hit...

637
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,600
Two men kissing?

638
00:46:48,390 --> 00:46:49,600
Xiang Xiang...

639
00:46:57,390 --> 00:46:58,730
brother

640
00:46:59,180 --> 00:47:01,600
Brother, hear me out...

641
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,140
Brother, let me explain,

642
00:47:03,140 --> 00:47:04,100
Last time Xiang Xiang drooled over someone,

643
00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:05,990
was 100 years ago
when she fell in love with Mantis.

644
00:47:06,020 --> 00:47:07,600
Looking at her now,

645
00:47:07,730 --> 00:47:10,310
I think she is in love with you!

646
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,100
But it was those two who kissed,

647
00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:14,180
Couldn't she be in love
with the Longevity Monk?

648
00:47:14,180 --> 00:47:17,770
No, Longevity Monk is
only food to Xiang Xiang.

649
00:47:18,230 --> 00:47:19,770
- May the Buddha preserve us!
- May the Buddha preserve us

650
00:47:19,770 --> 00:47:20,770
Ok then I'm out

651
00:47:20,770 --> 00:47:21,610
Please

652
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,140
you...

653
00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:25,700
Xiang Xiang is 180 years
old, and still single,

654
00:47:25,730 --> 00:47:27,110
since she likes you so much,

655
00:47:27,140 --> 00:47:28,240
then as her big brother,

656
00:47:28,270 --> 00:47:30,310
I shall approve this union,

657
00:47:31,060 --> 00:47:34,230
Haha, so it is decided.

658
00:47:42,770 --> 00:47:44,730
Did not know you have a soft side

659
00:47:44,730 --> 00:47:47,060
Of course!

660
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,310
Zixia, honestly speaking
I am no expert for love

661
00:47:50,310 --> 00:47:53,730
Just tell me, how to make you happy?

662
00:47:55,770 --> 00:47:57,930
You are hilarious.

663
00:47:57,930 --> 00:47:59,700
I kissed the Longevity Monk

664
00:47:59,730 --> 00:48:02,730
you don't kill me, but
falls in love with me,

665
00:48:02,730 --> 00:48:05,990
even though I have been a player for years,

666
00:48:06,020 --> 00:48:10,100
but I have never met a woman
who can accept me being bisexual.

667
00:48:13,430 --> 00:48:15,820
It was your kiss with the Longevity Monk

668
00:48:15,850 --> 00:48:17,520
reminded me of my first love.

669
00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:21,770
Xiang Xiang, why wouldn't you listen to me

670
00:48:21,770 --> 00:48:22,700
I said it.

671
00:48:22,730 --> 00:48:24,730
Girls should not go to school.

672
00:48:26,890 --> 00:48:28,650
Who says the girls cannot go to school?

673
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,850
Stop, you! Come back here

674
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:37,680
Wait...

675
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:51,650
Come!

676
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,900
Men at their birth are good in nature

677
00:48:54,930 --> 00:48:57,900
Men at their birth are good in nature

678
00:48:57,930 --> 00:49:04,350
Men are born about the same
but habits make them differ.

679
00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:29,020
The classmates did not
know that I was a girl,

680
00:49:29,230 --> 00:49:31,280
They felt that I was different.

681
00:49:31,310 --> 00:49:34,060
And I did not care how people see how I met

682
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,600
and fell in love with Mantis!

683
00:49:42,180 --> 00:49:43,930
From that day on,

684
00:49:43,930 --> 00:49:45,850
I drooled every time I see him.

685
00:49:46,350 --> 00:49:48,980
Can't believe I would drool over you now...

686
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,810
What a great love story,
though I am a player,

687
00:49:54,140 --> 00:49:56,860
I could never steal someone else's love,

688
00:49:56,890 --> 00:49:58,850
I think you should go back to your Mantis.

689
00:49:58,850 --> 00:50:01,770
Too late, my brother,
fearing Mantis would eat me,

690
00:50:01,770 --> 00:50:04,230
killed him already

691
00:50:04,430 --> 00:50:05,680
No way

692
00:50:05,810 --> 00:50:07,030
That's why I would eat other monsters,

693
00:50:07,060 --> 00:50:09,560
in Mantis's memory and
to piss my brother off!

694
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:14,640
It does not matter that Mantis died

695
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,740
moonlight box was taken by your brother,

696
00:50:17,770 --> 00:50:19,650
go get it from him

697
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:22,200
then you can change history.

698
00:50:22,230 --> 00:50:24,140
I get along with my brother just fine

699
00:50:24,850 --> 00:50:26,680
he has never been happier.

700
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:30,820
If I do change history and return to Mantis

701
00:50:30,850 --> 00:50:33,140
I'm afraid I would miss seeing Zixia,

702
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:36,180
then I would ruin his love affair!

703
00:50:36,430 --> 00:50:40,430
So there is no way I would want
that moonlight box!

704
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:41,810
Oh yah?

705
00:50:45,140 --> 00:50:47,700
Haha, such a nice girl

706
00:50:47,730 --> 00:50:49,770
Lucky me,

707
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:51,930
Come along.

708
00:50:52,890 --> 00:50:55,890
Brother, what can I do to make Zixia Smile

709
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,480
Come...

710
00:50:59,770 --> 00:51:01,680
Easy... Play a game with her

711
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:02,740
How?

712
00:51:02,770 --> 00:51:04,430
Give me the moonlight box

713
00:51:04,810 --> 00:51:05,890
Here

714
00:51:07,140 --> 00:51:10,640
This game is call time
reversal riskless game

715
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:11,930
How?

716
00:51:11,930 --> 00:51:12,930
You...

717
00:51:13,770 --> 00:51:14,770
Come here.

718
00:51:15,430 --> 00:51:17,570
Plant a flower in this pile of bullshit,

719
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,020
and throw it at your boss

720
00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:20,360
No way?

721
00:51:20,390 --> 00:51:21,320
No way?

722
00:51:21,350 --> 00:51:22,730
Then forget about making her happy

723
00:51:22,730 --> 00:51:25,730
Wait... You, throw this pile of bullshit
at me immediately

724
00:51:26,270 --> 00:51:27,430
Huh?

725
00:51:29,430 --> 00:51:30,450
Ready?

726
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:31,560
Ready

727
00:51:31,770 --> 00:51:32,770
Ready

728
00:51:32,980 --> 00:51:34,360
- Here it comes
- Go ahead

729
00:51:34,390 --> 00:51:35,430
Seriously

730
00:51:35,430 --> 00:51:36,430
Yes

731
00:51:36,930 --> 00:51:38,020
Throw!

732
00:51:38,850 --> 00:51:41,020
Ah! I'm not afraid of you

733
00:51:50,890 --> 00:51:53,180
(Casting spell)

734
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,430
Alright

735
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:02,680
Isn't it fun?

736
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,310
So close!

737
00:52:05,060 --> 00:52:08,270
Bullshit! Here it comes again

738
00:52:08,270 --> 00:52:10,060
Brother, here it comes

739
00:52:10,430 --> 00:52:11,270
Here you go!

740
00:52:11,270 --> 00:52:13,060
- (Casting spell)
- Faster, faster

741
00:52:14,850 --> 00:52:17,850
It's alright, time has reversed

742
00:52:18,980 --> 00:52:21,490
Brother, will this pile of
bullshit fly around all night?

743
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,150
Not to worry

744
00:52:23,180 --> 00:52:25,890
I am very experienced at
using this moonlight box

745
00:52:25,890 --> 00:52:27,360
I know all of its attributes

746
00:52:27,390 --> 00:52:30,930
Only making the bullshit disappear,
everything will stay in the same form!

747
00:52:30,930 --> 00:52:31,930
Good for you!

748
00:52:32,930 --> 00:52:35,060
Alright

749
00:52:36,390 --> 00:52:38,520
Ah! Bullshit!

750
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,060
Haha...

751
00:52:40,060 --> 00:52:42,430
It's alright, I go wash my face

752
00:52:42,850 --> 00:52:44,430
Haha...

753
00:52:45,100 --> 00:52:47,310
Haha... what else is fun?

754
00:52:47,980 --> 00:52:52,560
Your sister wants to play,
wait a moment, (Casting spell)!

755
00:52:57,310 --> 00:52:58,560
Where did she go? Hahaha

756
00:52:58,930 --> 00:53:02,730
would you like to know? (Casting spell)

757
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:08,990
My love for you is destined,

758
00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:11,020
you decide whether to leave with me

759
00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:16,180
Ok, Let's go!

760
00:53:21,930 --> 00:53:25,350
(Casting Spell)!

761
00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:31,820
Told you, he would not leave us behind

762
00:53:31,850 --> 00:53:34,930
Yes, (Casting spell)!

763
00:53:39,730 --> 00:53:41,140
What are you doing?

764
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,560
He is seducing your wife,

765
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,320
trying to use your
moonlight box to run off.

766
00:53:48,890 --> 00:53:50,520
(Casting spell)!

767
00:53:54,850 --> 00:53:56,520
Escape with the moonlight box,
I will hold them back

768
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:57,560
Stop

769
00:54:23,980 --> 00:54:26,140
God is just like this

770
00:54:26,270 --> 00:54:27,890
Sister you must leave, hurry

771
00:54:28,140 --> 00:54:29,390
Follow me

772
00:54:29,390 --> 00:54:30,730
Cannot leave my brother

773
00:54:39,430 --> 00:54:40,430
(Casting spell)

774
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,600
(Casting spell) (Casting spell)

775
00:54:53,850 --> 00:54:56,350
I will kill this monkey

776
00:54:58,680 --> 00:54:59,980
Do not harm him!!

777
00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:02,430
You saggy old lady, what do you care
if I hit this monkey

778
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:05,020
Then you wouldn't care if I hit your woman?

779
00:55:05,850 --> 00:55:07,980
She's my woman, of course
it would be my business.

780
00:55:07,980 --> 00:55:09,100
He is not your man...

781
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:11,770
wait..he's your man

782
00:55:12,060 --> 00:55:14,060
You get to play around, why shouldn't I?

783
00:55:14,180 --> 00:55:15,980
You bitch,

784
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:22,100
Look what you have done

785
00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:23,060
Who are you calling bitch

786
00:55:23,060 --> 00:55:24,820
Yes I called you bitch, get out of my way

787
00:55:24,850 --> 00:55:26,020
Stop fighting all of you

788
00:55:26,020 --> 00:55:26,780
You shut up

789
00:55:26,810 --> 00:55:28,320
Why are you all fighting over a man

790
00:55:28,350 --> 00:55:30,180
You can for a woman, why can't I?

791
00:55:30,180 --> 00:55:31,810
Shut up,

792
00:55:32,980 --> 00:55:33,980
Who is he?

793
00:55:34,980 --> 00:55:37,140
He is your father's brother

794
00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:40,230
My business again?

795
00:55:47,850 --> 00:55:51,390
Ah, let me down

796
00:55:51,770 --> 00:55:56,020
You damn monkey, I shall forget about
you seducing my wife

797
00:55:56,980 --> 00:55:59,030
but from this day on,
you should treat my ex-wife well!

798
00:55:59,060 --> 00:56:02,810
You marry her tomorrow,
and I will marry Zixia.

799
00:56:14,390 --> 00:56:17,640
Six Ears Monkey, your death is worth it.

800
00:56:18,430 --> 00:56:21,770
Because of you, the Sealed book

801
00:56:21,770 --> 00:56:23,640
will stay true.

802
00:56:24,230 --> 00:56:28,240
Because of you, I stay perfect
as the Heaven of Emperor

803
00:56:28,270 --> 00:56:31,810
nobody would know about
my mistakes in the Sealed Book

804
00:56:31,810 --> 00:56:37,430
The secret dies with you.

805
00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:42,100
I get it..haha

806
00:56:49,230 --> 00:56:55,640
Once Zixia dies, Joker will turn into
the Monkey King and go on the pilgrimage.

807
00:57:04,310 --> 00:57:06,350
What happened? What is this?

808
00:57:12,390 --> 00:57:16,350
Six, someone rewrote the history,

809
00:57:24,060 --> 00:57:24,950
what's matter?

810
00:57:24,980 --> 00:57:25,980
Jade Emperor,

811
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:28,700
You haven't been to the court for days,

812
00:57:28,730 --> 00:57:30,390
Everyone worries about you

813
00:57:30,730 --> 00:57:32,480
I have the flu,

814
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,390
Need a 21 days quarantine,

815
00:57:34,390 --> 00:57:36,310
in order to prevent it
from spreading to everyone

816
00:57:38,850 --> 00:57:40,020
That's not right.

817
00:57:41,060 --> 00:57:44,890
Sealed book said gods cannot be sick.

818
00:57:45,930 --> 00:57:46,900
But then again,

819
00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:49,480
My deified god has been coughing for days,

820
00:57:50,230 --> 00:57:53,810
Maybe the Sealed book made a mistake.

821
00:57:53,810 --> 00:57:55,810
Mistakes in Sealed Book?

822
00:57:55,810 --> 00:57:57,600
How could it be?

823
00:58:00,140 --> 00:58:03,640
You did not know how to write
the word correctly that day,

824
00:58:04,350 --> 00:58:06,780
mis-spell your own dog's name,

825
00:58:06,810 --> 00:58:09,060
Of course he is coughing now

826
00:58:10,230 --> 00:58:13,680
You uneducated person.

827
00:58:13,810 --> 00:58:17,850
Why don't you go back and reflect on that?

828
00:58:17,850 --> 00:58:20,810
Then how do you explain about
gods getting sick?

829
00:58:24,140 --> 00:58:25,810
Calling me uneducated!

830
00:58:35,230 --> 00:58:37,770
Six, you have to do me another favor,

831
00:58:37,770 --> 00:58:39,430
I promise not to lie to you again.

832
00:58:40,430 --> 00:58:41,890
You lied in the Sealed book,

833
00:58:41,890 --> 00:58:43,310
You lied about your promise to me

834
00:58:43,310 --> 00:58:44,730
I will never trust you again!

835
00:58:45,390 --> 00:58:48,820
Alright, Six, just this one more favor.

836
00:58:48,850 --> 00:58:50,390
I'd rather die!

837
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:52,980
Then off you go...

838
00:58:55,730 --> 00:58:57,280
When you violated the holy law,

839
00:58:57,310 --> 00:58:59,100
I have already announced
your death sentence

840
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:01,520
I asked Guanyin to capture you,

841
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:02,810
put you in the Great Oven to burn

842
00:59:02,810 --> 00:59:04,310
Now it is the third time.

843
00:59:04,310 --> 00:59:07,600
In the holy law, no one can be
sentenced to death three times.

844
00:59:07,980 --> 00:59:10,600
I owe you two times, now you may go!

845
00:59:15,980 --> 00:59:16,950
After you left,

846
00:59:16,980 --> 00:59:18,980
nobody will take Joker's place
as the Monkey King

847
00:59:18,980 --> 00:59:20,360
Protecting the Longevity Monk
in the pilgrimage.

848
00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:21,640
Mankind will be haunted by evil,

849
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:24,850
The world will collapse, your son will die.

850
00:59:27,430 --> 00:59:28,850
Are you sure about leaving?

851
00:59:31,180 --> 00:59:32,270
What did you just say?

852
00:59:33,730 --> 00:59:34,770
Nothing!

853
00:59:34,770 --> 00:59:36,390
What did you just say?

854
00:59:36,770 --> 00:59:39,100
I said nothing, you heard wrong

855
00:59:39,430 --> 00:59:40,950
Didn't you say that I have a son?

856
00:59:40,980 --> 00:59:42,640
You heard wrong, there is no such thing

857
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,810
You are not going anywhere
until you explain everything!

858
00:59:49,180 --> 00:59:50,810
You owe me twice. Say!

859
00:59:50,810 --> 00:59:52,020
Do I have a son or not?

860
00:59:52,020 --> 00:59:54,980
I promised that woman that I won't tell

861
00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:59,100
Say it!

862
00:59:59,390 --> 01:00:01,020
Okok, let me tell you.

863
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,070
Do you remember back then

864
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:07,270
When I sent you to protect the twin sisters
within Buddha's temple lamp?

865
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:08,930
What did I do wrong;

866
01:00:08,930 --> 01:00:10,350
Do I have to be born in
the same image as you?

867
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:13,310
Like I have a choice in this!

868
01:00:26,230 --> 01:00:29,890
You... that girl...

869
01:00:34,850 --> 01:00:35,930
twin sisters?

870
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,680
You must be Qingxia Immortal.

871
01:00:39,730 --> 01:00:41,110
I am Six Ears Monkey,

872
01:00:41,140 --> 01:00:43,740
We are going to spend a lot of
times together, let's be friends!

873
01:00:43,770 --> 01:00:45,930
You? Don't even dream about it.

874
01:00:45,930 --> 01:00:46,930
Is there a problem?

875
01:00:47,350 --> 01:00:49,100
You got hair all over you,

876
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:51,020
like a rambutant,

877
01:00:51,020 --> 01:00:52,770
Go shave first

878
01:00:52,770 --> 01:00:54,350
Then come back hitting on me again!

879
01:00:58,140 --> 01:01:01,180
Because of what she said,
you shifted into human form

880
01:01:01,180 --> 01:01:03,390
and give yourself a human name.

881
01:01:47,390 --> 01:01:49,850
I took your advice and shaved,

882
01:01:50,270 --> 01:01:53,770
named myself Charlie Chin

883
01:02:22,730 --> 01:02:25,480
You married Qingxia that day,
violated the holy law

884
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:28,770
just when everyone is
about to execute you, I realized,

885
01:02:28,770 --> 01:02:32,140
you could be the substitute for the
real Monkey King from 500 years later.

886
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:33,930
Get in the Great Oven.

887
01:02:35,810 --> 01:02:38,240
So I made a deal and released you,

888
01:02:38,270 --> 01:02:40,320
but it is after you have left I realized

889
01:02:40,350 --> 01:02:42,980
Qingxia was pregnant with your child.

890
01:02:44,980 --> 01:02:48,390
Always a knock on the door
when I reach the story climax.

891
01:02:50,430 --> 01:02:52,310
What again

892
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:54,140
Jade Emperor, please save my sister

893
01:02:54,430 --> 01:02:56,110
What happen to her?

894
01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:57,240
We made peace with each other

895
01:02:57,270 --> 01:02:59,060
but now she is taken by the King Bull

896
01:02:59,430 --> 01:03:02,640
The Sealed Book was written like this,
what can I do about it?

897
01:03:02,850 --> 01:03:04,020
You can...

898
01:03:04,140 --> 01:03:07,640
my husband, my son, my whole family
are making up for your mistake,

899
01:03:08,180 --> 01:03:09,560
I already knew about

900
01:03:10,100 --> 01:03:12,350
the error in the Sealed Book,

901
01:03:13,350 --> 01:03:15,890
I just never told anyone!

902
01:03:15,890 --> 01:03:16,890
What?

903
01:03:18,140 --> 01:03:19,980
When you sent him to the
human world that day,

904
01:03:20,350 --> 01:03:22,180
I overheard everything,

905
01:03:22,730 --> 01:03:24,770
he left without saying goodbye

906
01:03:24,770 --> 01:03:26,890
Because he never wanted to be with me,

907
01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:30,020
so I beg you to return my body to me,

908
01:03:30,350 --> 01:03:33,520
as long as you save Zixia,
I shall end my life,

909
01:03:33,850 --> 01:03:36,600
I promise no one would
learn about this secret

910
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,680
Please, Jade Emperor.

911
01:03:41,930 --> 01:03:44,360
Your body is in the Misty Palace!

912
01:03:44,390 --> 01:03:45,640
Thank you, Jade Emperor!

913
01:03:55,060 --> 01:03:58,400
Why didn't she tell me
that she was pregnant

914
01:03:58,430 --> 01:04:00,700
I asked her the same question!

915
01:04:00,730 --> 01:04:04,980
It is a woman's failure for
not being able to keep her man!

916
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:07,520
If I kept him tied up using the baby,

917
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:10,560
He would only stay because of him, not me.

918
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:15,280
I'd rather let him loose

919
01:04:15,310 --> 01:04:18,390
than making both of us unhappy,

920
01:04:19,100 --> 01:04:22,980
it is my way of loving him.

921
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:26,560
I took away her body,

922
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:29,390
and making her sharing one body with Zixia,

923
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:32,980
sending both of them to the human world
to hone their skills.

924
01:04:33,390 --> 01:04:36,520
As for Qingxia's child,
I also sent him to the human world

925
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:37,980
using Lady Spring's body,

926
01:04:37,980 --> 01:04:40,100
making Second Chief to take the fall.

927
01:04:40,890 --> 01:04:44,140
Using the moonlight box,
I was able to send him to 500 years ago.

928
01:04:44,770 --> 01:04:48,060
One day in heaven equals 10 years on earth.

929
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:51,060
Now he is a grown man,

930
01:04:51,310 --> 01:04:56,310
but with the holy spirit in him,

931
01:04:57,100 --> 01:05:01,640
anyone on earth can obtain immortality
by eating his flesh.

932
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:49,310
I always thought that
I was a bird without legs,

933
01:05:50,310 --> 01:05:52,850
but in fact I have been
a kite without a string.

934
01:05:53,810 --> 01:05:57,310
The so called freedom, has made me

935
01:05:58,980 --> 01:06:01,430
turning away from the ones I love.

936
01:06:02,230 --> 01:06:04,180
I don't wish to miss my second chance.

937
01:06:05,350 --> 01:06:09,930
I shall accompany my son on the pilgrimage.

938
01:06:10,980 --> 01:06:15,930
When I return, I promise to
never leave you again.

939
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,840
This time I will not ask about
your mother's maiden name,

940
01:07:04,060 --> 01:07:06,900
nor would I talk about
the nature of man and demons,

941
01:07:06,930 --> 01:07:08,930
We talked for so long,

942
01:07:09,230 --> 01:07:11,600
would you at least give me a response,

943
01:07:11,850 --> 01:07:14,680
It's basic politeness, get it?

944
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:17,100
You finally have a response to me

945
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:26,560
Bully, you sent a deaf-mute to me!

946
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:35,560
The wedding shall begin...

947
01:07:38,140 --> 01:07:42,680
Hahaha...

948
01:07:54,270 --> 01:07:55,560
Seven color auspicious cloud?

949
01:08:03,140 --> 01:08:06,560
Do not worry, its dry thunder,

950
01:08:10,430 --> 01:08:12,640
not going to rain, see?

951
01:08:44,140 --> 01:08:46,640
Impossible

952
01:08:47,140 --> 01:08:48,140
Who are you?

953
01:08:48,140 --> 01:08:49,900
It's me! Brother

954
01:08:49,930 --> 01:08:51,060
Is it really you?

955
01:08:52,060 --> 01:08:54,680
Lady Bull,

956
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:57,200
I am a changed man,

957
01:08:57,230 --> 01:09:00,730
Trying to keep a low profile these days,
please behave!

958
01:09:00,980 --> 01:09:02,430
If you are truly my brother,

959
01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:04,270
Why wouldn't you turn around and face me?

960
01:09:04,270 --> 01:09:07,480
I made many mistakes, so I cannot face you.

961
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:11,200
I had an affair with your wife,

962
01:09:11,230 --> 01:09:14,280
then with other women too,

963
01:09:14,310 --> 01:09:17,520
and then I made someone
else took the fall for me.

964
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:19,850
I have betrayed all of you!

965
01:09:21,770 --> 01:09:24,850
Yes! Told you I'm not the Monkey King!!

966
01:09:25,100 --> 01:09:26,580
How could it be, I have seen the end.

967
01:09:26,890 --> 01:09:28,560
Joker is the Monkey King,

968
01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:30,730
What happened?

969
01:09:31,180 --> 01:09:34,030
I have done so much wrong.

970
01:09:34,060 --> 01:09:36,560
Now I return, just want a chance
to redeem myself!

971
01:09:36,770 --> 01:09:39,310
Monkey, you have returned!

972
01:09:39,850 --> 01:09:43,310
Master, I have committed great crimes.

973
01:09:43,310 --> 01:09:47,480
Fortunately Guanyin was
able to show me the way

974
01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:50,320
Now I just want to forget about
all the unholy desires of this world,

975
01:09:50,350 --> 01:09:53,890
I shall accompany you on the pilgrimage.

976
01:09:54,060 --> 01:09:57,730
Lord have mercy, you have repented!

977
01:10:00,230 --> 01:10:04,230
You stupid monkey,
calling me sweetheart back then.

978
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:06,280
Now you call me Miss Bull?

979
01:10:06,310 --> 01:10:07,640
Sweetheart my ass,

980
01:10:08,230 --> 01:10:09,900
you treacherous monkey.

981
01:10:09,930 --> 01:10:11,980
How dare you to ask for my forgiveness

982
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:17,680
Brother! I use to leave everyone behind,

983
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:21,020
but now aren't you also preparing to leave
your family, and rob someone else's wife!

984
01:10:21,270 --> 01:10:23,270
And you, stealing other's husband,

985
01:10:24,180 --> 01:10:29,640
and you, believing your love
with Mantis was so pure,

986
01:10:30,060 --> 01:10:31,450
and yet you have murdered so many.

987
01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:33,480
Now you are accomplice
to your brother's crime.

988
01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:36,390
It is not you who are forgiving me today,

989
01:10:36,730 --> 01:10:39,430
It is I who shall spare all of you.

990
01:10:39,850 --> 01:10:42,810
Stupid monkey, today is my brother's
wedding day,

991
01:10:42,810 --> 01:10:44,180
and you dare to interrupt?

992
01:10:44,180 --> 01:10:47,890
Stupid monkey, full of lies!
How dare you to insult me like this!

993
01:10:55,350 --> 01:10:56,980
What are you doing?

994
01:10:56,980 --> 01:10:59,360
I was a thief, breaking locks come easy.

995
01:10:59,390 --> 01:11:00,710
Let's go save the Longevity Monk!

996
01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:18,730
Hurry

997
01:12:03,980 --> 01:12:05,600
You dare to hit my father!

998
01:12:07,930 --> 01:12:08,930
Turn!

999
01:12:11,890 --> 01:12:14,150
Save your toys and go back to school.

1000
01:12:14,180 --> 01:12:15,700
Leave the real fighting to the adults.

1001
01:12:18,350 --> 01:12:22,930
You damn monkey, we are finished!

1002
01:12:32,810 --> 01:12:33,930
Magic Cudgel

1003
01:13:01,180 --> 01:13:03,600
Let me finish eating this sweet potato,

1004
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:05,140
I need more carbs.

1005
01:13:06,730 --> 01:13:07,770
Ah...

1006
01:13:16,390 --> 01:13:18,360
Damn monkey! You dare to
hurt my wife and kid!

1007
01:13:18,390 --> 01:13:20,100
I will kill you!

1008
01:13:20,980 --> 01:13:22,230
Bring it on

1009
01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:25,850
Where you can go

1010
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:28,930
Monster...

1011
01:13:34,730 --> 01:13:35,770
take the Longevity Monk with you...

1012
01:13:35,770 --> 01:13:36,770
Ok

1013
01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:12,930
Zixia! Let go, you baldy!

1014
01:14:26,730 --> 01:14:27,560
Sister?

1015
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:29,360
Sorry, I'm late!

1016
01:14:29,390 --> 01:14:33,230
Ah! You are the one with
gynecological disease

1017
01:14:57,980 --> 01:14:58,980
Brother

1018
01:15:05,930 --> 01:15:08,480
Hurry, or we won't have time to finish
this task pre-written in the Sealed Book.

1019
01:15:08,480 --> 01:15:10,560
Let's switch clothes and identities.

1020
01:15:14,100 --> 01:15:18,520
Brother, are you alright?

1021
01:15:22,430 --> 01:15:25,270
Brother, are you alright?

1022
01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:27,480
Eat me!

1023
01:15:28,430 --> 01:15:29,430
What?

1024
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:33,430
Eat me, then your power
till increase greatly

1025
01:15:33,430 --> 01:15:35,930
Then you can beat the Monkey King

1026
01:15:37,730 --> 01:15:38,850
No!

1027
01:15:44,350 --> 01:15:49,890
Xiang Xiang, you are my only sister

1028
01:15:50,930 --> 01:15:53,350
Give me the chance to redeem myself,

1029
01:15:53,850 --> 01:15:56,980
my life for the death of Mantis

1030
01:15:59,180 --> 01:16:02,850
No, no way

1031
01:16:09,350 --> 01:16:13,100
Xiang Xiang, I have never
begged you before,

1032
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:17,600
This time I really beg you, okay?

1033
01:16:25,430 --> 01:16:33,430
Please, now I beg of you

1034
01:16:58,730 --> 01:17:01,350
Ah...

1035
01:17:26,730 --> 01:17:28,030
My Gods

1036
01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:31,140
Today Monkey King will fight with King Bull

1037
01:17:31,140 --> 01:17:33,070
to achieve the goal for
the Buddhist scriptures

1038
01:17:33,100 --> 01:17:35,680
Let's go to help him

1039
01:17:35,930 --> 01:17:37,600
Yes my lord.

1040
01:17:46,350 --> 01:17:48,020
Damn monkey, you have nowhere to run.

1041
01:17:49,180 --> 01:17:50,640
This is no problem for me

1042
01:17:57,180 --> 01:17:58,520
Damn monkey, called yourself a god
greater than heaven,

1043
01:17:58,520 --> 01:17:59,570
well I am even mightier

1044
01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:01,180
and I'm going to destroy you!

1045
01:18:03,020 --> 01:18:04,640
God soldiers

1046
01:18:04,770 --> 01:18:05,770
Let's fight

1047
01:18:10,060 --> 01:18:11,270
It's time

1048
01:18:11,850 --> 01:18:13,680
Bulls, go to hell

1049
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:25,020
Damn you

1050
01:18:33,310 --> 01:18:34,360
Zixia

1051
01:18:34,390 --> 01:18:36,230
Don't come closer

1052
01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:04,180
Monkey, I cannot have Zixia, so do you.

1053
01:19:04,180 --> 01:19:05,600
All surround

1054
01:19:05,810 --> 01:19:07,770
All surround

1055
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:15,890
Sister

1056
01:19:27,890 --> 01:19:28,930
Capture!

1057
01:20:00,230 --> 01:20:01,480
Here I come

1058
01:20:05,350 --> 01:20:07,270
I am just like my sister,

1059
01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:09,850
the one I love,

1060
01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:15,430
is a hero who step on
the seven color clouds,

1061
01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:20,640
you weren't him before,

1062
01:20:21,730 --> 01:20:25,270
but now at the end,

1063
01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:28,930
you are him

1064
01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:37,100
Rest in peace, you will be revived.

1065
01:20:38,810 --> 01:20:42,020
I have made a deal with
the Heaven of Emperor

1066
01:21:04,890 --> 01:21:06,020
Capture!

1067
01:21:19,980 --> 01:21:22,730
May the Buddha preserve us

1068
01:21:31,480 --> 01:21:33,030
Zixia is now dead;

1069
01:21:33,060 --> 01:21:34,640
Monkey King shall continue on the
pilgrimage for the Buddhist scriptures

1070
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:35,930
with the Longevity Monk,

1071
01:21:36,390 --> 01:21:40,430
The story now comes to a perfect closure.

1072
01:21:55,730 --> 01:21:57,060
Brother, Master is telling
you to stop fighting,

1073
01:21:57,060 --> 01:21:59,530
- ok off I go. Ah.
- Slow down, Master.

1074
01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:01,070
Wait for me.

1075
01:22:01,100 --> 01:22:02,530
Brother, I beg of you!

1076
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:04,890
Please... ok off I go.

1077
01:22:04,890 --> 01:22:08,530
Hurry up! We are not even close
to reach 1000 miles a day,

1078
01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:10,840
Might as well forget about
getting the Buddhist scripture.

1079
01:22:11,060 --> 01:22:12,930
What's the rush, Where is he going?

1080
01:22:12,930 --> 01:22:15,990
Master, you haven't gotten off the horse
in three days, are you alright?

1081
01:22:16,020 --> 01:22:18,350
My ass hurts like hell!

1082
01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:21,860
Cut the bullshit! Hurry...

1083
01:22:21,890 --> 01:22:23,180
Are you giving me attitude...

1084
01:22:23,810 --> 01:22:26,070
Master, wait for me

1085
01:22:26,100 --> 01:22:28,810
I will kick your ass if
you fall behind again

1086
01:22:28,810 --> 01:22:31,310
Brother, give me a break

1087
01:22:40,180 --> 01:22:42,940
He is in such a hurry because
he wants to be reunited with his family!

1088
01:22:47,730 --> 01:22:49,770
Why are you stalking me?
You promise to go on separate ways

1089
01:22:49,770 --> 01:22:52,600
You are so annoying!

1090
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:53,980
Where you go, I go!

1091
01:22:55,140 --> 01:22:58,320
One day in heaven equals 10 years on earth.

1092
01:22:58,350 --> 01:23:02,950
Now that the Longevity Monk has obtained
the Buddhist scripture to save mankind.

1093
01:23:02,980 --> 01:23:08,140
The gods no longer get ill,
even the deified god has recovered.

1094
01:23:08,270 --> 01:23:13,180
The oceans are full of products,
no more lovers committing suicides.

1095
01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:17,520
The people are now enjoying healthy
and joyful lives,

1096
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:20,850
death toll deceased significantly.

1097
01:23:21,140 --> 01:23:24,600
The underworld gods are very pleased.

1098
01:23:26,770 --> 01:23:33,400
The Longevity Monk restored
his rightful identity as the Jinchan son,

1099
01:23:33,430 --> 01:23:39,520
and now owns the title
of Zhantan Benefaction Buddha.

1100
01:23:40,230 --> 01:23:43,100
Husband, thanks to the mercy
of the Heaven of Emperor,

1101
01:23:43,930 --> 01:23:48,180
You may now take my sister's place next me
as the temple lamp wick.

1102
01:23:48,930 --> 01:23:51,320
Don't be naive,

1103
01:23:51,350 --> 01:23:53,650
My guess is that he wants to keep
a tight watch on our family,

1104
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:56,600
So on one would learn his mistake
in the Sealed Book!

1105
01:23:57,270 --> 01:23:59,020
Don't be so judgmental

1106
01:24:02,390 --> 01:24:06,520
Damn it! Another mistake
in the Sealed Book,

1107
01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:09,810
What do I do? What do I do?


