1 00:00:09,850 --> 00:00:11,490 - Come on! - Out! 2 00:00:13,248 --> 00:00:14,537 _ 3 00:00:14,562 --> 00:00:15,927 And here we go. 4 00:00:16,076 --> 00:00:20,417 Aaron Williams, one point away from ending this outrageous seven-day match. 5 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:23,404 On this, his 67th match point. 6 00:00:24,743 --> 00:00:26,727 He can end it all with one serve. 7 00:00:29,922 --> 00:00:32,936 Oh. A weak 30-mph serve into the net. 8 00:00:32,981 --> 00:00:36,848 Seven days of play really taking its toll on everyone here. 9 00:00:37,653 --> 00:00:40,218 Please end it. Please end it. 10 00:00:42,868 --> 00:00:44,205 Fuck, no. 11 00:00:44,810 --> 00:00:47,420 - Jesus. - Oh, this is killing me. 12 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:49,869 The Williams-Poole match. 13 00:00:50,239 --> 00:00:53,019 It wasn't even a match. It was... It was something else. 14 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:57,168 It was two men stuck in eternal flames. 15 00:00:57,323 --> 00:00:59,403 - Deuce. - Yeah, I know it's deuce. 16 00:00:59,753 --> 00:01:02,173 We all know it's deuce, man. 17 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,602 It was... seven days in hell. 18 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:12,769 sync, corrected by minouhse www.addic7ed.com 19 00:01:13,153 --> 00:01:16,174 It was the most spectacular match in tennis history. 20 00:01:16,848 --> 00:01:19,782 But to fully understand how these two men got here, 21 00:01:20,108 --> 00:01:22,448 we must first know where they came from. 22 00:01:27,778 --> 00:01:29,952 Aaron Williams, thank you for sitting down with us. 23 00:01:29,976 --> 00:01:32,755 - My pleasure. - You're known as the "bad boy" of tennis. 24 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:35,747 No. You know what? Fuck this and fuck you. 25 00:01:36,442 --> 00:01:40,604 Aaron Williams does not play "country club" tennis because he's from the streets. 26 00:01:40,780 --> 00:01:43,639 I mean, literally. He was left on a street by his mother 27 00:01:43,708 --> 00:01:46,051 and then was adopted by Richard Williams, 28 00:01:46,075 --> 00:01:47,728 father of Serena and Venus. 29 00:01:48,277 --> 00:01:51,019 Well, with Aaron it was a reverse "Blind Side." 30 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:55,136 You know, a rich white family gets a black kid and makes him play football. 31 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:56,487 Well, we flipped it. 32 00:01:56,629 --> 00:01:59,533 My dad, he took a white kid and made him play tennis. 33 00:01:59,743 --> 00:02:03,183 Like his sisters, Aaron quickly rose to the top of the game. 34 00:02:03,431 --> 00:02:05,768 But the number-one ranking eluded him. 35 00:02:05,879 --> 00:02:07,707 His personal life, however, 36 00:02:07,732 --> 00:02:10,013 has shined bright since his arrival to fame. 37 00:02:10,038 --> 00:02:11,908 We could go months without talking to him. 38 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:16,580 He'd hang around a lot in Vegas, spending a lot of time with Rod Stewart and some magician. 39 00:02:16,811 --> 00:02:21,842 Well, it was me, Aaron Williams and Rod Stewart going out every night for about 10 years, 40 00:02:22,092 --> 00:02:23,993 crushing pussy and making money. 41 00:02:24,252 --> 00:02:27,295 _ 42 00:02:27,728 --> 00:02:30,513 Aaron's chance to become the top-ranked player in the world 43 00:02:30,538 --> 00:02:33,314 finally came at the '96 Wimbledon finals. 44 00:02:33,399 --> 00:02:35,517 What happened at Wimbledon '96 45 00:02:35,542 --> 00:02:38,663 completely changed the trajectory of Aaron Williams' life. 46 00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:42,742 Will he do it? At 25 years old finally win Wimbledon and grab 47 00:02:42,773 --> 00:02:45,475 that number-one ranking he so desires? 48 00:02:45,859 --> 00:02:48,915 Can he do it? Can he beat the Belgian, Jens Goossens? 49 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:52,936 Ace. 50 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,600 - Three points away now. - Here comes the guitar. 51 00:02:57,249 --> 00:02:59,025 He is gunning for that title. 52 00:02:59,577 --> 00:03:01,116 - 30-love. - Another ace. 53 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:04,364 Are you kidding me? 148 miles per hour. 54 00:03:04,511 --> 00:03:06,567 He's like, on another planet right now. 55 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:12,518 After those three aces, there wasn't one person 56 00:03:12,596 --> 00:03:14,636 who didn't think that a four-bagger was coming. 57 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:17,269 And with it, a new tennis champion. 58 00:03:18,168 --> 00:03:21,078 But what came next was something quite different. 59 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,628 Here we go. Championship point. 60 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:28,995 It appears he just whispered to himself, 61 00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:30,650 "This is how we do it." 62 00:03:30,675 --> 00:03:34,535 The hit Montell Jordan song that Aaron sung backup vocals on this year. 63 00:03:37,204 --> 00:03:39,512 Oh! Oh, jeez. 64 00:03:41,307 --> 00:03:42,719 This is not good. 65 00:03:43,336 --> 00:03:45,100 We just hope he's all right. 66 00:03:45,887 --> 00:03:47,865 You knew right away he was dead. 67 00:03:48,363 --> 00:03:50,724 My Lord, I've never seen anything like this. 68 00:03:52,793 --> 00:03:55,160 It was one of the great tragedies of all time 69 00:03:55,222 --> 00:03:57,935 and, technically, it wasn't the impact that killed him. 70 00:03:58,193 --> 00:04:01,175 But the impact gave him a heart attack and that killed him. 71 00:04:01,245 --> 00:04:03,477 So if you ask me, did Aaron kill him? 72 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:06,044 I'd say kinda. 73 00:04:06,294 --> 00:04:08,383 The silver lining to that man's death 74 00:04:08,409 --> 00:04:12,119 is that Aaron had set a... a new speed record for a serve. 75 00:04:13,008 --> 00:04:15,570 If the pressure of winning Wimbledon wasn't enough, 76 00:04:15,787 --> 00:04:17,889 now he's got a dead body on his hands. 77 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:21,287 Aaron probably should have forfeited after killing a guy. 78 00:04:21,607 --> 00:04:23,710 But he didn't because he's an asshole. 79 00:04:24,170 --> 00:04:26,696 Second serve now, after killing a man. 80 00:04:28,589 --> 00:04:30,589 _ 81 00:04:31,779 --> 00:04:33,382 Not a good sign for Williams. 82 00:04:39,762 --> 00:04:41,543 Aaron lost, but remarkably, 83 00:04:41,652 --> 00:04:44,566 killing a man and losing his greatest shot at Wimbledon 84 00:04:44,591 --> 00:04:48,638 and the number-one ranking still wasn't as low as he would sink that day. 85 00:04:49,307 --> 00:04:52,369 Let us start with a moment of silence 86 00:04:52,743 --> 00:04:56,008 for Chauncey Kensington, 87 00:04:56,237 --> 00:04:59,164 who gave his life for the game of tennis. 88 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:08,379 And now let's hear it for the runner-up, 89 00:05:08,514 --> 00:05:10,266 Aaron Williams. 90 00:05:14,175 --> 00:05:15,488 Thanks. 91 00:05:15,558 --> 00:05:18,980 Man, sorry I couldn't win today. I thought I was gonna, but... 92 00:05:19,042 --> 00:05:20,260 _ 93 00:05:20,292 --> 00:05:22,479 I didn't murder him. He had a heart attack. 94 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:26,370 Great. Well, you know what? I hate all of you too. 95 00:05:26,395 --> 00:05:28,231 I hate this stupid-ass country. 96 00:05:28,457 --> 00:05:30,879 The food's terrible. There's no hot chicks. 97 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:34,949 I've seen maybe two, max, and they were, like, "sixes" at best. 98 00:05:35,285 --> 00:05:36,933 Even then, they'd be way lower 99 00:05:36,958 --> 00:05:38,645 if you put them in an L.A. or Miami 100 00:05:38,786 --> 00:05:41,176 or even a San Francisco! - This is an outrage... 101 00:05:41,201 --> 00:05:42,637 Get out of my fucking way! 102 00:05:42,772 --> 00:05:44,059 He pushed the duke. 103 00:05:44,084 --> 00:05:48,433 You don't shove a member of the royal family unless your brain is made of toddings. 104 00:05:50,068 --> 00:05:51,368 Sorry for my language. 105 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:54,486 It was the push heard round the world. 106 00:06:00,749 --> 00:06:03,480 The Duke of Kent has been pushed. 107 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:05,407 _ 108 00:06:05,522 --> 00:06:07,522 _ 109 00:06:09,172 --> 00:06:10,663 Later, tennis. 110 00:06:11,148 --> 00:06:12,733 I mean, no one actually thought 111 00:06:12,758 --> 00:06:15,093 he was saying goodbye to tennis for good, because 112 00:06:15,156 --> 00:06:17,497 that's a crazy thing to say when retiring. 113 00:06:17,869 --> 00:06:19,252 "Later, tennis"? 114 00:06:19,577 --> 00:06:21,889 After this dramatic exit, he vanished. 115 00:06:22,162 --> 00:06:26,099 And it seemed that would be the last anyone would hear from Aaron Williams. 116 00:06:28,162 --> 00:06:29,787 No one could know that he would return 117 00:06:29,812 --> 00:06:33,497 to compete in the longest and arguably greatest game in tennis history. 118 00:06:34,522 --> 00:06:36,105 Fuck, no! 119 00:06:36,937 --> 00:06:40,293 His competitor in the match was Charles Poole. 120 00:06:42,599 --> 00:06:46,217 When you're a child prodigy, the cameras start filming early. 121 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:48,038 His name is Charles Lloyd Poole, 122 00:06:48,069 --> 00:06:52,186 and at three years of age, he's only got the entire tennis world talking. 123 00:06:52,233 --> 00:06:55,014 You've got to be the best, Charles. The best. 124 00:06:55,147 --> 00:06:57,865 Mummy won't love you if you're second best. 125 00:06:58,047 --> 00:07:01,497 He's clearly one to watch. - 126 00:07:01,714 --> 00:07:03,689 If you like tennis, 127 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:06,081 you will certainly like my next guest. 128 00:07:06,698 --> 00:07:11,783 It is the wunderkind, Charles Lloyd Poole. 129 00:07:17,447 --> 00:07:19,603 Welcome to "Good Sport." 130 00:07:20,634 --> 00:07:23,951 The rooftops of London have been a-flutter 131 00:07:24,454 --> 00:07:27,047 with talk that you may be turning pro 132 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:30,793 - before turning 16. - Indubitably. 133 00:07:30,835 --> 00:07:33,632 It would make you the youngest pro in history. 134 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,491 Oh, yeah, indubitably. 135 00:07:36,642 --> 00:07:38,773 It was pretty obvious someone had taught this kid 136 00:07:38,797 --> 00:07:40,577 the word, "indubitably," 137 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:43,114 thinking that mixed with his English accent, 138 00:07:43,139 --> 00:07:44,847 it'd make him sound smart. 139 00:07:44,915 --> 00:07:49,014 Charles was by far the thickest person I ever met. 140 00:07:49,071 --> 00:07:52,676 It was like talking to a child with brain damage. 141 00:07:52,814 --> 00:07:57,188 His mother wanted him to turn pro so badly that she found a shortcut for schooling. 142 00:07:57,325 --> 00:08:01,543 She sent him to a vocation school that taught him to be a bloody lorry driver. 143 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,473 I must say, you are looking extremely fit. 144 00:08:04,747 --> 00:08:08,381 Would you mind lifting... Lifting your shirt so... 145 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:12,337 So we can inspect the abdominal muscles? 146 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:13,940 Oh, yeah, indubitably. 147 00:08:14,214 --> 00:08:18,121 It was also obvious the host of "Good Sport" was interested in him sexually. 148 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:30,689 I'm not entirely sure that camera 149 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,644 got that. 150 00:08:34,350 --> 00:08:35,656 Crackerjack. 151 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:39,284 Well, Caspian Wint could be a bit of a rapscallion. 152 00:08:39,914 --> 00:08:42,187 That guy was a creep. Nobody liked him. 153 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:44,046 Why do you smell like fire? 154 00:08:44,181 --> 00:08:47,010 Because I rage inside, like a furnace. 155 00:08:49,156 --> 00:08:52,449 And d-do you have a g... a girlfriend? 156 00:08:53,163 --> 00:08:55,920 No, but I did have one once. 157 00:08:56,809 --> 00:08:59,470 He was always really sweet and properly fit. 158 00:08:59,856 --> 00:09:01,878 And I know he really did love me. 159 00:09:02,081 --> 00:09:05,077 But, you know, my modeling career was just pff-ff! 160 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:10,907 Besides, even if I had wanted more, there was just no getting past his mum. 161 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,453 She was an iron fortress around him. 162 00:09:14,547 --> 00:09:16,992 Are you scared of your mother? 163 00:09:17,226 --> 00:09:20,514 No. No, of course not. I... I love my mum. 164 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:23,468 I'm not scared of her. I'm not scared of my mum at all. 165 00:09:23,982 --> 00:09:26,881 Charles... is your mother 166 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:30,159 using you for her 167 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,420 own dashed dreams? 168 00:09:32,847 --> 00:09:36,124 - Oh yeah, definitely. - He's joking. 169 00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:42,946 I always liked that Caspian Wint. 170 00:09:43,114 --> 00:09:46,924 He and Charles always seemed to have a very special connection. 171 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:53,271 Two years after walking off the court, Aaron Williams 172 00:09:53,296 --> 00:09:56,381 finally resurfaced... In Sweden, of all places... 173 00:09:56,412 --> 00:09:59,615 To become the top of his game once again at a new endeavor. 174 00:10:00,068 --> 00:10:05,450 _ 175 00:10:05,703 --> 00:10:10,328 _ 176 00:10:17,189 --> 00:10:19,839 _ 177 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,932 _ 178 00:10:22,041 --> 00:10:24,533 _ 179 00:10:24,612 --> 00:10:27,111 _ 180 00:10:27,939 --> 00:10:31,470 _ 181 00:10:32,126 --> 00:10:34,649 _ 182 00:10:34,799 --> 00:10:36,369 _ 183 00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:39,728 _ 184 00:10:40,815 --> 00:10:42,799 Uh, hmm? Yeah? 185 00:10:44,414 --> 00:10:45,681 Yeah. 186 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,047 "Den Swedish Hit Show." 187 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:53,354 _ 188 00:10:53,481 --> 00:10:55,546 No... 189 00:10:57,530 --> 00:10:58,738 _ 190 00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:00,410 _ 191 00:11:03,681 --> 00:11:05,626 Here comes the guitar. 192 00:11:06,231 --> 00:11:10,731 I don't think there's anyone in the world who doesn't want to have sex with Aaron Williams. 193 00:11:13,251 --> 00:11:14,451 _ 194 00:11:14,626 --> 00:11:18,153 With the success of his underwear line and clearly not missing tennis at all, 195 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,608 it seemed Aaron had landed back on his feet, 196 00:11:20,797 --> 00:11:23,920 but beneath him was again, black ice. 197 00:11:24,007 --> 00:11:29,093 _ 198 00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:30,843 _ 199 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,347 Aaron was hit with thousands of malpractice lawsuits. 200 00:11:38,503 --> 00:11:42,550 A Swedish judge ordered him to pay $12 million in class action fines or 201 00:11:42,722 --> 00:11:45,283 face a decade in Swedish jail. 202 00:11:45,386 --> 00:11:48,097 The Swedish courtroom sketches were just magnificent. 203 00:11:48,284 --> 00:11:50,847 They looked like a wonderful Disney film. 204 00:11:51,112 --> 00:11:54,416 Those remarkable sketches were inspired by this man, 205 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:58,213 Jan Erik Eckland, a major fan of Disney films 206 00:11:58,214 --> 00:12:01,745 and a prominent Swedish courtroom artist in the late 1950s. 207 00:12:01,853 --> 00:12:06,486 Every courtroom artist coming up after 1955 will tell you 208 00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:08,880 they got in the game because of Jan Erik Eckland. 209 00:12:08,977 --> 00:12:14,110 Before Jan Erik Eckland, Swedish courtroom sketches looked like any other courtroom sketch. 210 00:12:14,314 --> 00:12:18,641 Jan Erik said, "I want to do something different. I want to do something fun." 211 00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:22,494 He comes along and turns the dull settings into fantastical worlds 212 00:12:22,581 --> 00:12:26,916 complete with anthropomorphic animals and magical beings. 213 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:31,018 Jan Erik inspired courtroom artists all over the world 214 00:12:31,147 --> 00:12:34,134 and began a renaissance of courtroom sketching. 215 00:12:35,376 --> 00:12:39,480 And there are certain perks that come with being at the forefront of your industry. 216 00:12:39,505 --> 00:12:41,669 Jan Erik is driving fancy cars, 217 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:44,420 sleeping with gorgeous women. He owns a biplane. 218 00:12:44,581 --> 00:12:46,237 This guy was on top of the world. 219 00:12:46,284 --> 00:12:50,007 The only thing left for Jan Erik Eckland wasn't on Earth. 220 00:12:50,377 --> 00:12:51,908 So he built this rocket ship. 221 00:12:52,182 --> 00:12:54,221 He said, "I'm gonna find a new planet 222 00:12:54,246 --> 00:12:57,850 with better food and prettier women and crazier drugs." 223 00:12:58,814 --> 00:13:01,647 The rocket blew up on launch. 224 00:13:10,147 --> 00:13:14,256 So Aaron owed $12 million to the Swedish government 225 00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:16,914 and his inability to come up with the funds 226 00:13:16,939 --> 00:13:20,761 led him into a pit of despair, AKA, PCP. 227 00:13:24,681 --> 00:13:26,159 Boogie, boogie, boogie. 228 00:13:27,847 --> 00:13:29,881 Nobody wants to end up in prison. 229 00:13:31,256 --> 00:13:35,089 But if you do end up in prison, Swedish prison's the way to go. 230 00:13:36,307 --> 00:13:40,306 It's a lot like living in a very modern home with mid-century finishes. 231 00:13:40,714 --> 00:13:45,785 And once again, people assumed that was the last they would ever hear of Aaron Williams. 232 00:13:45,879 --> 00:13:48,674 _ 233 00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:53,246 So, Charles, you're now number two in the world. 234 00:13:53,294 --> 00:13:56,198 You're favored to win Wimbledon, which would make you number one. 235 00:13:56,223 --> 00:13:57,441 How do you do it? 236 00:13:57,527 --> 00:13:59,734 Yeah, well, when I'm playing 237 00:13:59,902 --> 00:14:02,246 I serve the ball and the man 238 00:14:03,073 --> 00:14:06,481 opposite me on the other side of the court, he plays it back to me. 239 00:14:07,182 --> 00:14:08,737 Now, then I 240 00:14:08,762 --> 00:14:11,846 try to hit to a place in the court that he's not standing in anymore. 241 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,693 And if he manages to reach that and play it back, 242 00:14:14,929 --> 00:14:16,914 if it lands short, I run forward 243 00:14:17,243 --> 00:14:21,246 and then I try and get it to another place in the court that he's not standing anymore. 244 00:14:21,314 --> 00:14:25,493 And sometimes it goes outside of these lines on the side of the court. 245 00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:28,346 And if that happens, the ump, he shouts, "Out!" 246 00:14:28,456 --> 00:14:31,182 And that's... that's very bad if that happens to me. 247 00:14:31,214 --> 00:14:33,925 But if it happens to the other player, I really like that. 248 00:14:34,057 --> 00:14:36,337 I understand how the game of tennis is played. 249 00:14:36,362 --> 00:14:39,413 I guess I meant, what's your overall strategy? 250 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,069 Yeah, yeah. Indubitably, yeah. 251 00:14:43,212 --> 00:14:44,421 Okay. 252 00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:47,835 You know, Charles, you... you can't help but compare your 253 00:14:48,147 --> 00:14:50,402 career to that of Aaron Williams. 254 00:14:50,464 --> 00:14:52,893 And I think it's fair to say there's been a debate 255 00:14:52,947 --> 00:14:55,245 about who's the better player. Would you say 256 00:14:55,379 --> 00:14:56,612 it's you? 257 00:14:59,268 --> 00:15:00,468 Yeah. 258 00:15:02,838 --> 00:15:06,504 That sheepish comment unexpectedly made it halfway around the world... 259 00:15:06,881 --> 00:15:08,614 _ To an all-male orgy. 260 00:15:15,021 --> 00:15:19,279 _ 261 00:15:19,761 --> 00:15:21,610 Would you say it's you? 262 00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:25,754 Yeah. _ 263 00:15:30,957 --> 00:15:35,207 _ 264 00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:38,980 And with a seemingly innocuous statement that should have gone unnoticed... 265 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:42,127 - Yeah. - Charles awoke a sleeping dragon. 266 00:15:44,063 --> 00:15:46,063 _ 267 00:15:46,384 --> 00:15:50,165 _ 268 00:15:50,237 --> 00:15:53,392 _ 269 00:15:53,868 --> 00:15:57,977 _ 270 00:15:58,001 --> 00:16:01,563 _ 271 00:16:01,657 --> 00:16:07,571 _ 272 00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:13,947 _ 273 00:16:16,781 --> 00:16:21,312 Despite the escaped convict, Charles' fate to be world number one seemed predetermined. 274 00:16:21,788 --> 00:16:26,281 But would it come at the following Grand Slam, on his home court at Wimbledon? 275 00:16:28,842 --> 00:16:31,482 _ 276 00:16:31,514 --> 00:16:33,146 An Englishman hadn't won Wimbledon 277 00:16:33,186 --> 00:16:35,303 since Fred Perry in 1937, 278 00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:38,713 so there was tremendous pressure on Charles to bring the trophy home. 279 00:16:38,752 --> 00:16:40,422 I mean, can you imagine? 280 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,230 Yeah, thank you so much. 281 00:16:44,914 --> 00:16:46,114 Yeah. 282 00:16:47,014 --> 00:16:48,635 Yeah, goodbye, ma'am. 283 00:16:50,422 --> 00:16:52,846 - That was the Queen. - What did she want? 284 00:16:54,092 --> 00:16:55,479 She wanted me to win. 285 00:16:56,047 --> 00:16:58,532 With the weight of an entire nation on his back, 286 00:16:58,681 --> 00:17:02,014 Charles stepped up his training to a diabolical level. 287 00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:19,414 Winning the seven matches necessary to bring the trophy home to England 288 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,447 seemed nothing more than protocol. 289 00:17:21,688 --> 00:17:24,531 Until an unexpected guest showed up. 290 00:17:24,555 --> 00:17:27,469 _ 291 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,631 No one expected Aaron to come back to tennis. 292 00:17:29,656 --> 00:17:31,701 I mean, he got that awful tattoo. 293 00:17:31,814 --> 00:17:34,381 No one pictured Aaron Williams back on a tennis court 294 00:17:34,623 --> 00:17:38,150 until a young PR man at the All England Club had an idea. 295 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:41,467 The All England Club is allowed to admit players through a wild card. 296 00:17:41,647 --> 00:17:44,936 So I proposed we let Aaron play for the press it would bring. 297 00:17:45,171 --> 00:17:48,335 I did not like the proposal one bit. 298 00:17:50,139 --> 00:17:54,529 The duke was furious upon hearing the name, but cooler heads prevailed when I assured him 299 00:17:54,581 --> 00:17:57,240 Aaron would lose badly after not playing for years. 300 00:17:57,381 --> 00:18:01,905 Not to mention we would have him lose to an Englishman who was certain to humiliate him. 301 00:18:03,498 --> 00:18:07,082 That Englishman was obviously Charles Lloyd Poole. 302 00:18:09,106 --> 00:18:12,287 _ 303 00:18:16,159 --> 00:18:19,125 Every tennis fan had been dying for these two to play. 304 00:18:19,555 --> 00:18:22,055 It was a guaranteed, epic match. 305 00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:28,945 Not to mention all the trim it would bring. 306 00:18:30,681 --> 00:18:34,680 The second they entered the stadium, all the girls would just soak their socks. 307 00:18:35,024 --> 00:18:36,351 Jesus. 308 00:18:37,981 --> 00:18:44,381 Just moments ago, the first to walk onto Centre Court and prepare to open play for this fortnight at Wimbledon... 309 00:18:44,676 --> 00:18:47,027 Oh, my God. He appears to be wearing 310 00:18:47,052 --> 00:18:49,373 some kind of sleeveless, denim button-down. 311 00:18:49,398 --> 00:18:51,546 Pros are sponsored and given clothes. 312 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:55,076 Here's the problem, though. No one wanted to give Aaron an endorsement 313 00:18:55,452 --> 00:18:57,798 until Jordache decided to get in the game. 314 00:18:59,547 --> 00:19:02,581 The spirit of Jordache is one of experimentation. 315 00:19:03,137 --> 00:19:07,232 If I dig that shit, I think the customer's gonna dig that shit. 316 00:19:07,506 --> 00:19:11,519 That white denim has to go down as the all-time worst tennis outfit. 317 00:19:11,597 --> 00:19:14,046 I liked his hair and he looked good in the jeans. 318 00:19:14,104 --> 00:19:15,508 End of story. 319 00:19:16,381 --> 00:19:18,545 Look, in the first rounds of any tournament, 320 00:19:18,581 --> 00:19:22,560 you have top-seeded guys playing low-ranked guys and there's rarely a surprise. 321 00:19:27,914 --> 00:19:29,697 And the start of the Williams-Poole match 322 00:19:29,721 --> 00:19:31,636 seemed to be going accordingly. 323 00:19:34,647 --> 00:19:37,347 The guy was 30. He hadn't played in years. 324 00:19:38,841 --> 00:19:40,841 It looks like he's never played tennis before. 325 00:19:40,865 --> 00:19:42,507 The guy's just dying out there. 326 00:19:43,662 --> 00:19:46,934 He looked like an old, faded drug addict. 327 00:19:47,114 --> 00:19:48,952 Which is what he was. 328 00:19:49,214 --> 00:19:51,401 Charles effortlessly destroyed Aaron 329 00:19:51,447 --> 00:19:54,353 in the first set in an unprecedented 21 minutes. 330 00:19:54,681 --> 00:19:56,454 It was on course to be over soon. 331 00:19:56,672 --> 00:19:58,693 But the weather had other plans. 332 00:19:58,844 --> 00:20:02,899 Look! It's raining. We have to stop. We have to stop. It's raining. 333 00:20:04,618 --> 00:20:06,492 We'll have to continue this match tomorrow. 334 00:20:06,517 --> 00:20:09,146 If you want to catch the end, be sure to tune in on time 335 00:20:09,147 --> 00:20:10,857 because it won't last long. 336 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:14,695 He played so bad, Jordache pulled its sponsorship. 337 00:20:14,744 --> 00:20:15,944 Thank God. 338 00:20:15,968 --> 00:20:19,218 We lost a lot of money with that endorsement, and I lost my job. 339 00:20:19,581 --> 00:20:21,737 But I sell pianos now. I fucking love it. 340 00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:23,740 The scoreboard said it all. 341 00:20:23,951 --> 00:20:26,680 And the battle would conclude the following day. 342 00:20:26,923 --> 00:20:28,337 Or so we thought. 343 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,046 _ 344 00:20:30,093 --> 00:20:33,585 What happened the second day was nothing short of a miracle. 345 00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:42,353 - Another winner from Aaron. - Yeah! 346 00:20:43,045 --> 00:20:46,665 - This guy has been totally reborn. - It's like riding a bike. 347 00:20:47,011 --> 00:20:49,362 It just clicked for him on that second day. 348 00:20:52,681 --> 00:20:54,915 I couldn't see. Was it in? Did it go in? 349 00:20:54,981 --> 00:20:56,481 - Yeah. - My point? 350 00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:58,680 - Yeah, yeah, it went in. Your point. - Okay, cool. 351 00:20:58,704 --> 00:21:01,714 And that confidence gave him a huge burst of energy. 352 00:21:01,881 --> 00:21:04,951 It looks like Aaron's having some fun with the line judge out there. 353 00:21:04,976 --> 00:21:10,516 But others suspected that burst of energy was from something much more illicit than confidence. 354 00:21:10,868 --> 00:21:15,380 It was pretty obvious that he had hidden cocaine in his water bottles... 355 00:21:16,974 --> 00:21:18,391 and in his rackets... 356 00:21:20,081 --> 00:21:21,764 and in his coke necklace. 357 00:21:23,114 --> 00:21:25,081 And even on the lines of the court. 358 00:21:28,881 --> 00:21:30,732 Seems crazy now, but you gotta remember 359 00:21:30,781 --> 00:21:32,647 this is before cocaine was illegal. 360 00:21:32,693 --> 00:21:35,951 - Cocaine was always illegal. - Really? 361 00:21:38,781 --> 00:21:40,681 Oh, we knew he was on cocaine. 362 00:21:40,859 --> 00:21:43,848 It's just that in England it's very rude to point things out. 363 00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:48,687 Whatever the reason for Aaron's sudden energy and inspiration... 364 00:21:48,734 --> 00:21:52,844 It appears there's a bit of blood on his wristband from his nose. 365 00:21:53,147 --> 00:21:56,070 It led to arguably the greatest tennis of his life. 366 00:21:56,265 --> 00:21:58,347 The match was expected to end quickly. 367 00:21:58,495 --> 00:22:02,061 But Aaron's rally extended the game, leaving it tied at two sets each. 368 00:22:02,581 --> 00:22:06,104 It would be the first match in tennis history to go three days. 369 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,924 _ 370 00:22:09,381 --> 00:22:12,138 When I got in, there was a message from the Queen. 371 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,326 _ 372 00:22:17,476 --> 00:22:18,710 _ 373 00:22:18,835 --> 00:22:21,762 _ 374 00:22:21,888 --> 00:22:24,052 _ 375 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,518 _ 376 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:31,041 Wow, the Queen of England really wants you to win. 377 00:22:31,714 --> 00:22:36,059 - How are you dealing with the pressure? - Will you excuse me just... just for one second? 378 00:22:45,077 --> 00:22:47,445 _ 379 00:22:47,681 --> 00:22:52,181 You're experiencing something that is the optimum in tennis. 380 00:22:53,723 --> 00:22:55,823 The following day began at the crack of dawn. 381 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:04,659 And the play was again remarkable. 382 00:23:11,314 --> 00:23:12,697 What? Come on! 383 00:23:18,714 --> 00:23:20,308 How'd he get to that? 384 00:23:22,281 --> 00:23:24,914 Unbelievable. - Are you kidding me? 385 00:23:25,476 --> 00:23:27,883 This is like nothing I've ever seen. 386 00:23:31,914 --> 00:23:33,220 Spectacular! 387 00:23:33,347 --> 00:23:35,940 Absolutely spectacular! 388 00:23:42,281 --> 00:23:43,805 Oh, my God! 389 00:23:46,055 --> 00:23:48,227 What? Come on! 390 00:23:49,017 --> 00:23:52,522 I'm gonna go ahead and call that the greatest point in tennis history. 391 00:23:52,923 --> 00:23:55,256 In the fifth set of Wimbledon, there's no tie break, 392 00:23:55,281 --> 00:23:57,553 so you play until one man wins by two games, 393 00:23:57,743 --> 00:24:00,142 be it 8-6, or 9-7, 394 00:24:00,844 --> 00:24:03,359 or 10-8... Or 11-9, for example. 395 00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:06,674 They could theoretically play forever, which is scary 396 00:24:06,748 --> 00:24:09,539 for somebody like me who doesn't much like watching tennis. 397 00:24:09,617 --> 00:24:12,183 The match stretched on for eight hours that day, 398 00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:14,802 but neither side was able to claim victory. 399 00:24:16,107 --> 00:24:17,788 _ 400 00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:19,841 _ 401 00:24:20,130 --> 00:24:24,123 _ 402 00:24:24,795 --> 00:24:29,104 _ 403 00:24:29,221 --> 00:24:31,268 _ 404 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:35,218 _ 405 00:24:35,655 --> 00:24:39,007 _ 406 00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:42,459 _ 407 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:45,341 _ 408 00:24:45,474 --> 00:24:49,315 On day four, Aaron came out completely depleted. 409 00:24:54,491 --> 00:24:55,961 Oh, Jesus Christ, easy. 410 00:24:56,917 --> 00:24:59,988 His legs were like Jell-O, just two little pudding pops. 411 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,626 He's collapsed like a baby deer. 412 00:25:03,317 --> 00:25:05,134 No fight in his eyes. 413 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,258 - Out. - But just when it seemed. 414 00:25:09,283 --> 00:25:11,015 Aaron was on his last breath, 415 00:25:11,078 --> 00:25:13,482 he was granted a gift from the gods. 416 00:25:13,594 --> 00:25:17,978 Charles up a break, one point awayfrom finally ending this. 417 00:25:18,698 --> 00:25:20,889 And now this match has it all. 418 00:25:21,683 --> 00:25:24,102 Ladies and gentlemen, we've got a streaker. 419 00:25:26,950 --> 00:25:29,053 Looks like security has her now. 420 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,675 Seems Aaron wants to take care of the situation himself. 421 00:25:32,783 --> 00:25:35,061 He's holding his hand out to calm the streaker. 422 00:25:35,454 --> 00:25:37,451 He's made eye contact with her. 423 00:25:39,817 --> 00:25:42,083 Whoa, whoa, what's going on down there? 424 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,731 Whatever he said to her was quite the line, Chris. 425 00:25:44,756 --> 00:25:45,958 What's he doing to her? 426 00:25:45,983 --> 00:25:49,614 It appears that Aaron is now copulating with the random streaker. 427 00:25:50,183 --> 00:25:51,905 Is no one gonna stop this? 428 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:56,655 You'd think that a player would be disqualified for having sex on the court for over four hours, but 429 00:25:56,748 --> 00:25:59,215 really, there's no rule in the book about it. 430 00:25:59,826 --> 00:26:02,589 So what could we do, but watch? 431 00:26:04,217 --> 00:26:08,607 He went down on her for a solid hour at least, the whole time high-fiving her. 432 00:26:08,632 --> 00:26:12,210 It was like nothing I'd ever seen, and I'm no stranger to adult films. 433 00:26:12,842 --> 00:26:15,126 Whoo! That's what I'm talking about. 434 00:26:15,271 --> 00:26:16,817 Quiet on the court, please. 435 00:26:17,435 --> 00:26:21,157 For Aaron, the streaker was a life preserver in a sea of grass 436 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,808 and he clung to her for dear life - until he could no longer hang on. 437 00:26:24,974 --> 00:26:27,141 Are they clapping because they're happy it's over 438 00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:28,955 or are they proud of his work? 439 00:26:29,007 --> 00:26:32,800 Hard to say, but it looks like we might actually get back to tennis. 440 00:26:34,441 --> 00:26:35,956 Whoo! 441 00:26:36,574 --> 00:26:38,141 Spoke too soon. 442 00:26:38,564 --> 00:26:41,407 We've got another streaker. This one's a dude. 443 00:26:42,593 --> 00:26:45,299 It appears Aaron is not as happy to see this guy. 444 00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:47,740 Oh, wait. 445 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:50,144 It looks like he's gonna bone him too. 446 00:26:57,058 --> 00:26:58,806 They are having sex. 447 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:02,938 Well, if you need to stall, this is definitely one way to do it. 448 00:27:04,470 --> 00:27:06,657 They're letting out a harmonized moan now. 449 00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:08,461 These guys are really in sync. 450 00:27:09,172 --> 00:27:12,179 He... he came so hard, it made a divot in the court. 451 00:27:12,453 --> 00:27:14,148 Looks like they've finished up. 452 00:27:16,045 --> 00:27:18,576 The female streaker has returned for more. 453 00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:21,685 We've got three bodies, two of them naked. 454 00:27:21,722 --> 00:27:24,146 Oh, I think I know how this is gonna pan out. 455 00:27:24,256 --> 00:27:26,639 And now Aaron is kissing the female streaker. 456 00:27:27,631 --> 00:27:29,472 And now, the male streaker. 457 00:27:30,255 --> 00:27:32,616 And now he's making the two streakers kiss. 458 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,668 The lovemaking lasted until nightfall 459 00:27:35,926 --> 00:27:38,180 and Aaron survived another day. 460 00:27:38,204 --> 00:27:41,372 _ 461 00:27:42,470 --> 00:27:43,716 Good morning. 462 00:27:43,743 --> 00:27:45,946 Before I get started, I just want to say 463 00:27:46,102 --> 00:27:49,623 I'm not going to apologize for the incidents in yesterday's match. 464 00:27:49,903 --> 00:27:54,387 What happens between two or three people on the Wimbledon courts is between them. 465 00:27:54,789 --> 00:27:56,660 And it's natural and it's beautiful. 466 00:27:56,931 --> 00:27:59,048 That out of the way, as many of you know, 467 00:27:59,073 --> 00:28:02,360 I've spent years searching for the true identity of my birth father. 468 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:04,812 I'm an orphan. Adopted. 469 00:28:05,289 --> 00:28:06,492 And... 470 00:28:06,569 --> 00:28:09,169 I'm happy to announce that today I have found him. 471 00:28:09,653 --> 00:28:12,493 His name is England's own... 472 00:28:13,048 --> 00:28:15,185 Engelbert Humperdinck. 473 00:28:15,528 --> 00:28:17,559 And I'd like to hereby announce 474 00:28:17,584 --> 00:28:20,451 that my performance in this match 475 00:28:20,856 --> 00:28:23,161 will be dedicated to my native home 476 00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:25,342 of Great Britain. 477 00:28:25,907 --> 00:28:28,307 England's true son has returned! 478 00:28:28,589 --> 00:28:29,802 Whoo! 479 00:28:29,941 --> 00:28:31,167 See you on the court. 480 00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:33,843 Look, we all know this, tennis is a head game. 481 00:28:33,883 --> 00:28:36,425 And it was a great move to get in Charles' head. 482 00:28:37,331 --> 00:28:38,963 I mean, the guy's whole identity 483 00:28:38,988 --> 00:28:41,300 was based on being the only British star in the sport. 484 00:28:41,325 --> 00:28:43,659 And suddenly, Aaron had taken that from him. 485 00:28:45,512 --> 00:28:46,914 Game, Williams. 486 00:28:47,712 --> 00:28:49,103 Go, Britain! 487 00:28:49,879 --> 00:28:51,129 He's a phony. 488 00:28:51,279 --> 00:28:52,608 The crowd loves him. 489 00:28:52,945 --> 00:28:55,789 I'm the one who's English. Me. 490 00:28:55,890 --> 00:28:58,022 Seems everyone's turned on Charles. 491 00:28:58,073 --> 00:29:00,705 By this point the English had bloody had it with Charles 492 00:29:00,752 --> 00:29:04,391 and they truly believed Aaron was a Humperdinck. A brother-in-arms. 493 00:29:04,669 --> 00:29:08,268 But the abuse directed at Charles didn't end with the angry spectators. 494 00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:12,918 When he got back to his hotel, he was greeted by a much more intimidating audience. 495 00:29:13,011 --> 00:29:15,631 _ 496 00:29:16,131 --> 00:29:18,221 _ 497 00:29:18,330 --> 00:29:20,151 _ 498 00:29:20,213 --> 00:29:22,213 _ 499 00:29:22,338 --> 00:29:24,338 _ 500 00:29:24,362 --> 00:29:26,766 _ 501 00:29:26,797 --> 00:29:28,000 _ 502 00:29:28,023 --> 00:29:30,764 _ 503 00:29:30,789 --> 00:29:34,054 _ 504 00:29:34,078 --> 00:29:37,106 _ 505 00:29:37,168 --> 00:29:39,523 _ 506 00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:40,968 _ 507 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:44,209 _ 508 00:29:45,896 --> 00:29:47,400 I'm British, eh! 509 00:29:57,915 --> 00:29:59,123 Oh, my God! 510 00:30:00,686 --> 00:30:02,279 _ 511 00:30:02,889 --> 00:30:05,538 Aaron Williams... has been hit.. 512 00:30:06,185 --> 00:30:07,458 By a twuck. 513 00:30:09,153 --> 00:30:11,372 Did something happen to Aaron Williams? 514 00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:14,166 - He was hit by a truck. - He was hit by a truck? 515 00:30:15,069 --> 00:30:16,273 Oh, no. 516 00:30:16,754 --> 00:30:19,854 You have two men competing in a high-stakes match. 517 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,715 One of those men gets hit by a truck. 518 00:30:23,192 --> 00:30:27,236 The other man... is a licensed big-rig truck driver. 519 00:30:28,415 --> 00:30:29,712 But somehow 520 00:30:29,907 --> 00:30:33,326 no one thinks to accuse the guy who's a truck driver. 521 00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:35,892 I'm indubitably concerned about Aaron. 522 00:30:36,285 --> 00:30:38,545 It'd be a great shame if he couldn't play again, 523 00:30:38,576 --> 00:30:41,654 and I advanced and my mum and everyone liked me again. 524 00:30:41,697 --> 00:30:43,364 No comment. 525 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,806 _ 526 00:30:44,831 --> 00:30:47,823 Against the advice of his doctors, and anyone with eyeballs... 527 00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:51,527 Aaron Williams checked himself out of his hospital this afternoon 528 00:30:51,779 --> 00:30:57,138 to continue his ludicrous, now six-day match against Poole. 529 00:30:57,712 --> 00:30:59,396 This is not something to miss. 530 00:31:05,169 --> 00:31:08,918 Aaron's right-handed and his right arm is completely shattered. 531 00:31:08,973 --> 00:31:12,830 So it's like, okay, you want to keep playing, but with what arm? 532 00:31:14,856 --> 00:31:17,412 It appears Williams is now going to attempt 533 00:31:17,463 --> 00:31:19,987 to continue this match with his left hand. 534 00:31:20,268 --> 00:31:22,985 I mean, this is just an exercise in stupidity now. 535 00:31:23,306 --> 00:31:25,089 There's no way this works. 536 00:31:31,379 --> 00:31:33,868 A left-handed ace? Are you kidding me? 537 00:31:34,412 --> 00:31:36,101 This guy can do anything. 538 00:31:46,232 --> 00:31:49,654 At this point, sports psychologists explained it was entirely mental. 539 00:31:49,845 --> 00:31:52,282 No man would ever break the other's serve because, A... 540 00:31:52,379 --> 00:31:55,024 He didn't believe he could, and, B... he didn't want to. 541 00:31:55,049 --> 00:31:57,650 They had both made a deal with themselves that this is how 542 00:31:57,675 --> 00:31:59,556 they would spend the rest of their lives. 543 00:31:59,581 --> 00:32:02,070 And they were okay with that. And so was I. 544 00:32:03,276 --> 00:32:05,495 But in the 196th game of play, 545 00:32:05,679 --> 00:32:08,367 it seemed Charles was ready to break that pattern. 546 00:32:08,912 --> 00:32:11,453 Up for the first time at triple match break point, 547 00:32:11,771 --> 00:32:15,363 Charles had three opportunities to put an end to the nightmare. 548 00:32:16,379 --> 00:32:18,300 What happened in '98, '97, 549 00:32:18,325 --> 00:32:21,769 I would call the greatest travesty in sports history. 550 00:32:22,972 --> 00:32:25,467 Please end it. Please end it. 551 00:32:27,930 --> 00:32:30,531 What the...? What's going on? 552 00:32:30,995 --> 00:32:32,600 It's David Copperfield! 553 00:32:32,779 --> 00:32:35,844 Oh, my God! - At that point, you'd just seen it all. 554 00:32:36,215 --> 00:32:40,226 Aaron was in no way responsible. It was simply a trick gone wrong. 555 00:32:40,445 --> 00:32:43,306 I was supposed to appear on top of the Statue of Liberty. 556 00:32:43,479 --> 00:32:47,003 But sometimes these things just... Well, they just happen. 557 00:32:49,512 --> 00:32:51,449 Charles couldn't concentrate after that. 558 00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:53,519 Playing at Wimbledon is hard enough 559 00:32:53,579 --> 00:32:55,571 then add on top of that all the pressure 560 00:32:55,635 --> 00:32:59,025 and fear that a magician might appear on your shoulders at any time. 561 00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:03,919 Whatever it was that happened, it now seemed the match would never reach a conclusion. 562 00:33:04,122 --> 00:33:05,552 - 30-15. - Until... 563 00:33:05,599 --> 00:33:11,675 _ 564 00:33:15,712 --> 00:33:18,571 Aaron, how are you feeling? - I feel great. 565 00:33:18,596 --> 00:33:22,330 I popped my shoulder back into place "Lethal Weapon" style, so good to go there. 566 00:33:22,504 --> 00:33:25,674 And Charles didn't try and hit me with his truck last night. 567 00:33:25,779 --> 00:33:27,202 So that always helps. 568 00:33:28,512 --> 00:33:31,080 Charles, what are your thoughts on the sex tape? 569 00:33:31,105 --> 00:33:32,449 What sex tape? 570 00:33:32,579 --> 00:33:35,521 Ooh, you hadn't heard about that? 571 00:33:36,004 --> 00:33:37,306 What sex tape? 572 00:33:37,479 --> 00:33:39,046 The one with Aaron and Lily. 573 00:33:39,572 --> 00:33:41,779 - Is it recording? - Yeah, it's on. 574 00:33:41,857 --> 00:33:43,064 It's going. 575 00:33:44,071 --> 00:33:46,822 _ 576 00:33:46,869 --> 00:33:50,435 One doesn't expect this type of thing to be released to the public. 577 00:33:50,679 --> 00:33:52,879 It was... rather embarrassing. 578 00:33:52,972 --> 00:33:55,284 Not so much for me, but more for Aaron. 579 00:33:56,097 --> 00:33:59,058 _ 580 00:33:59,941 --> 00:34:02,800 _ 581 00:34:03,401 --> 00:34:04,964 _ 582 00:34:05,018 --> 00:34:07,012 I empathize. I've been there, you know? 583 00:34:07,230 --> 00:34:10,183 _ 584 00:34:10,683 --> 00:34:11,917 _ 585 00:34:11,941 --> 00:34:13,941 _ 586 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:16,909 _ 587 00:34:16,970 --> 00:34:20,915 I am so disappointed that surfaced today of all days, you know? 588 00:34:20,979 --> 00:34:22,869 I don't want to distract from the match. 589 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,133 Whoa, whoa. Hey! 590 00:34:25,745 --> 00:34:27,579 It was his biggest secret. 591 00:34:29,725 --> 00:34:31,711 He started balding around 13. 592 00:34:32,895 --> 00:34:34,668 If you're gonna wear a wig, 593 00:34:34,770 --> 00:34:36,438 why would you wear that wig? 594 00:34:38,283 --> 00:34:41,383 If you are gonna wear a wig, that's the one to wear. 595 00:34:41,712 --> 00:34:44,712 - Don't touch my hair, bro! - Don't touch my bloody girl, mate! 596 00:34:44,821 --> 00:34:46,890 - You're dead, bro. - You're dead, mate. 597 00:34:47,487 --> 00:34:49,266 Ugh! - Get off of me, man! 598 00:34:49,401 --> 00:34:51,488 - Get off of me, man. - Get off of me, dude, bro. 599 00:34:51,512 --> 00:34:53,250 I'll see you on the court, mate, dude. 600 00:34:53,337 --> 00:34:55,347 - Get off! - Get off. Get off! 601 00:35:03,785 --> 00:35:05,028 Would you look at this? 602 00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:08,967 For the first time since 1977, the Queen is back at Wimbledon. 603 00:35:27,361 --> 00:35:29,294 You have taken everything from me, 604 00:35:29,545 --> 00:35:31,279 but you will not take this match! 605 00:35:31,445 --> 00:35:33,049 I'm taking your virginity next. 606 00:35:33,286 --> 00:35:36,053 This is more of a street brawl than a Sunday at Wimbledon. 607 00:35:36,154 --> 00:35:38,692 Finally the tension rose to a boiling point 608 00:35:38,820 --> 00:35:41,187 and the lid was knocked off the pot. 609 00:35:41,731 --> 00:35:44,549 Yeah! Come on, motherfucker! 610 00:35:44,612 --> 00:35:46,414 - Bring it. - Whoo! 611 00:35:49,741 --> 00:35:51,041 What did you just do? 612 00:35:51,581 --> 00:35:53,448 What'd I do? I didn't do anything. 613 00:35:55,002 --> 00:35:56,697 I honestly didn't notice anything, 614 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,927 but Charles clearly saw something. 615 00:35:59,279 --> 00:36:02,745 To me, a very clear, very well done "pussy-eating" sign. 616 00:36:05,227 --> 00:36:08,118 It did seem unintentional, but knowing my brother, 617 00:36:08,404 --> 00:36:10,662 I'd guess it was very intentional. 618 00:36:12,802 --> 00:36:15,716 Well, if Charles had actually watched the provoking tape, 619 00:36:15,779 --> 00:36:17,579 he probably wouldn't have cared at all. 620 00:36:17,622 --> 00:36:19,666 The one-two punch of the sex tape with his girl 621 00:36:19,670 --> 00:36:23,123 and whatever gesture he made, it was more than Charles could take. 622 00:36:23,245 --> 00:36:26,115 - You want to fight me? - I will rip you in half if you want to go. 623 00:36:26,121 --> 00:36:28,382 This shouldn't be happening at Wimbledon. - Let's go. 624 00:36:28,406 --> 00:36:29,778 I'll rip you in half, mate. 625 00:36:29,779 --> 00:36:32,661 This is not what you want to see. - I will rip you in half. 626 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,080 No. 627 00:36:36,265 --> 00:36:37,604 Let them fight. 628 00:37:11,079 --> 00:37:12,941 And that was how it ended. 629 00:37:13,512 --> 00:37:15,005 They killed each other. 630 00:37:17,426 --> 00:37:19,255 They lived to play each other. 631 00:37:21,032 --> 00:37:23,065 They died playing each other. 632 00:37:24,469 --> 00:37:27,616 You know, it only seemed right that they be buried together 633 00:37:28,416 --> 00:37:29,916 in the same coffin. 634 00:37:38,045 --> 00:37:40,779 I've seen too many dead bodies on the tennis court. 635 00:37:44,112 --> 00:37:46,576 I would have spent more time with him, but 636 00:37:47,387 --> 00:37:49,572 he was obsessed with tennis. 637 00:37:52,277 --> 00:37:54,985 They were two of England's greatest sons. 638 00:37:55,668 --> 00:37:58,864 Except for Aaron Williams, who was not English. 639 00:38:04,478 --> 00:38:06,345 Aaron may have died, 640 00:38:06,479 --> 00:38:08,488 but his spirit lives on in all of us. 641 00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:11,584 That was perhaps his greatest trick. 642 00:38:12,212 --> 00:38:14,312 Actually, somebody should say that at my funeral. 643 00:38:14,374 --> 00:38:16,570 That's the perfect thing to say about me. 644 00:38:21,112 --> 00:38:24,801 I really did love them both. Charles was so dim. 645 00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:28,609 And Aaron was so bad at getting erect. 646 00:38:31,906 --> 00:38:33,472 It would have been incredibly tragic 647 00:38:33,496 --> 00:38:36,930 if these were football players or basketball players. 648 00:38:37,017 --> 00:38:39,948 But it was tennis players. Who cares? 649 00:38:45,879 --> 00:38:49,276 Do you have any... Any role models? 650 00:38:50,837 --> 00:38:52,167 Oh, yes. 651 00:38:52,532 --> 00:38:54,332 I really look up to Aaron Williams. 652 00:38:54,645 --> 00:38:56,358 He's my favorite tennis player, 653 00:38:57,541 --> 00:38:59,347 and person of all time. 654 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,655 You are a fascinating creature. 655 00:39:06,612 --> 00:39:08,026 Charles Lloyd Poole. 656 00:39:08,156 --> 00:39:09,779 Do you genuinely hate him? 657 00:39:10,445 --> 00:39:12,299 No, no. I don't hate him. 658 00:39:12,612 --> 00:39:15,174 I mean, I respect the shit out of that kid. 659 00:39:16,144 --> 00:39:19,603 It seemed like I hate him, sure, but hate, love, 660 00:39:21,112 --> 00:39:25,526 I mean, those are just two flip sides of the same quesadilla, amiga. 661 00:39:27,401 --> 00:39:29,556 The great quesadilla in the sky. 662 00:39:34,241 --> 00:39:35,492 Yeah. 663 00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:39,901 If I die, that should be the last shot, of my dock. 664 00:40:06,989 --> 00:40:09,801 I don't know what the word "strategy" means, Bryant Gumbel. 665 00:40:09,826 --> 00:40:12,201 I'm not Bryant Gumbel. I'm Soledad O'Brien. 666 00:40:13,712 --> 00:40:15,071 I'm at the wrong show. 667 00:40:15,096 --> 00:40:18,227 Putting a tennis player in denim was the first in a series of bad choices 668 00:40:18,251 --> 00:40:19,930 that I made as president of Jordache. 669 00:40:19,986 --> 00:40:22,919 I sponsored a bunch of Mexican guys who do cockfights. 670 00:40:22,946 --> 00:40:27,248 I started a JonBenét Ramsey line of denim, after she died. 671 00:40:28,845 --> 00:40:30,545 How's it going? - It's good. 672 00:40:31,266 --> 00:40:32,776 Like 25%. 673 00:40:32,908 --> 00:40:34,274 I would presume 674 00:40:34,345 --> 00:40:36,946 that there's only one way to grip a wacket. 675 00:40:37,612 --> 00:40:40,062 Oh, no, there's loads of ways to grip a racket. 676 00:40:40,158 --> 00:40:42,745 - Do tell. - You can hold it like this 677 00:40:43,341 --> 00:40:47,026 when you want to make a big shot over the head. 678 00:40:47,244 --> 00:40:49,353 What if it's a very dirty handle? 679 00:40:51,242 --> 00:40:55,726 Last month you crashed your Lamborghini Countach into your Viper. 680 00:40:55,874 --> 00:40:56,881 What happened? 681 00:40:56,906 --> 00:41:00,372 What's the PC way to say I got fucked up with two Puerto Ricans? 682 00:41:00,579 --> 00:41:01,879 There really isn't one. 683 00:41:01,913 --> 00:41:04,132 I got fucked up with two Puerto Ricans. 684 00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:05,983 - Bro, bro. - Mate, mate. 685 00:41:06,008 --> 00:41:07,944 - Bro, bro. - Mate, mate. 686 00:41:09,658 --> 00:41:10,927 Mate! 687 00:41:12,712 --> 00:41:15,797 I actually heard that they dropped the coffin into the sewer. 688 00:41:15,886 --> 00:41:18,277 A friend of mine didn't believe it. I did believe it. 689 00:41:18,302 --> 00:41:20,269 I thought that sounds about right. 690 00:41:20,419 --> 00:41:24,158 - How are you dealing with the pressure? - Just got to get a sip of water. 691 00:41:35,208 --> 00:41:36,775 What's wrong with this kid? 692 00:41:44,496 --> 00:41:47,293 It was seven days in hell. 693 00:41:48,479 --> 00:41:50,234 Why are you looking at the lens? 694 00:41:50,312 --> 00:41:53,496 'Cause I think that would make a good title. "Seven Days In Hell." 695 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,970 sync, corrected by minouhse www.addic7ed.com