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The Obyamywe Peninsula,

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a remote and fascinating region
teeming with extraordinary marine life.

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We chose its mysterious waters
as the Belafonte's next destination.

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In preparation for our voyage,
the members of Team Zissou

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gathered at my oceanographic
observatory here on Pescespada Island.

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This was to be our most
ambitious adventure to date,

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and ultimately a tragic one.

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Our team included Esteban du Plantier,
chief diver.

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Our senior statesman, my closest colleague for 27 years.

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Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer.

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Calm, collected, German.

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Vikram Ray, 28, cameraman.
Born on the Ganges.

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Bobby Ogata, 22, frogman.

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Renzo Pietro, 45, editor, soundman.

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Vladimir Wolodarsky, 33,
physicist, original score composer.

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Anne-Marie Sakowitz, 25,
script girl.

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Pele dos Santos, 30, safety expert.

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Eleanor Zissou, my wife,

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vice-president
of the Zissou Society.

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We'd also invited marine science students
from the University of North Alaska

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to accompany us as unpaid interns
in exchange for school credit.

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October 12th. Esteban and I explore
the blue reefs beyond the peninsula.

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Fluorescent snapper
unexpectedly appear in the shallows,

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extremely rare at this depth.

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Where's your gun?

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Steve? Steve?
Where's Esteban?

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Is that thing rolling, Vikram?

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Check the scanning monitor. Start
tracking it before it goes too deep!

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- Esteban was bitten?
- Eaten!

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Is he dead?

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- Esteban was eaten.
- He was swallowed whole?

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No! Chewed.
Check the scanning monitor!

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He's got hydrogen psychosis, "crazy eye".

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Steve, we think you got crazy eye.

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Get him out of the fucking water.

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Esteban!

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Esteban! Esteban!

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Esteban!

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Esteban!

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- Steve!
- Esteban!

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Esteban!

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Esteban!

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Esteban!

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Was it a deliberate choice
never to show the jaguar shark?

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No, I dropped the camera.

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Why are they laughing?

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Yes. What's next for Team Zissou?

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Well, that was only part one.
It's a cliffhanger.

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Now I'm gonna go hunt down that shark,
or whatever it is,

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and, hopefully, kill it.

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I don't know how yet.
Maybe dynamite.

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You don't know what it is?

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No, I've never seen anything like it
before in my life.

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You say it is a jaguar shark.
That's the title of your film.

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It was coming right at us. I just said
the first two words that came into my head.

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That's an endangered species at most.

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What would be
the scientific purpose of killing it?

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Revenge.

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Bravo! What fun.

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Steve, I'd like to introduce you
to Antonia Cook.

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She's the new head of the film society.

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- You must be so excited.
- I hope so. You think it went OK?

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No. Congratulations, seriously.

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Thanks. I wish it didn't require
the "seriously", but thank you.

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Well, I just don't think they got it.

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- Steve...
- Shit turnout tonight.

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..you know Larry Amin,
chairman of Saudifilm.

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Oh, yeah. Hi.

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Larry and I were discussing
our financial predicament.

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I thought it would be nice if the three of us
rode out to the party together.

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Why? Does Larry have
that kind of spending bread to invest?

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- The king's backing him now.
- I got $500 million capitalisation from him.

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Captain Zissou, can I get a shot of you
with Captain Hennessey?

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Where?

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Make it quick.

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Hey, Steven.
How's everything going with your...

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What are you calling it?
Leopard fish?

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- Jaguar shark.
- Jaguar shark, exactly.

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I love it.
Tell me something, does it actually exist?

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You know, Ali, I don't want
to give away the ending.

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Good man.

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Oh, here comes our girl.

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You're the most ravishing creature
that I've ever seen in my life.

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- Hello, skinny.
- Hello, Eleanor.

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Is that a new merit badge?

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Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is.

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I just became a knight in Portugal.
The presidente gave a special ball...

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Don't be nice to Ali.
He's my nemesis.

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How could you lay that slick faggot?

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Well, I was in love with him at the time.

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Yeah, he's charismatic.

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- How are you feeling?
- I'm right on the edge.

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I don't know what comes next.

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Wait here. I'll be right back.

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I just wanted to say hello. Hi.

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Hey, baby.

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I said I wanted to say hello.
I didn't say I wanted you to touch me.

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I'm here with my wife.
Eleanor, this is Mandeeza.

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Do we really want to put me through this?

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People say Eleanor
is the brains behind Team Zissou.

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What is Steve?

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He's the Zissou.

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Steve, this is my little nephew Werner.

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He wanted to meet you.

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- How you doing, Werner?
- He brought you a present.

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A crayon pony fish.

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Wow.

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Interesting specimen.

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- Thanks, pal.
- You're welcome.

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Steve...

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you don't look too good.

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How's this?

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Steve, there's a bloke over there
wants a word with you.

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What do you need, old man?

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How many of these do you have?

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All right, look, just forge
the rest of 'em yourself, all right?

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Get outta here.

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Hey, Steve, how come you're not
sitting shivah for your friend Esteban?

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What'd you say?

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Who you gonna kill in part two?

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Steve.

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Larry Amin's flying back to Mecca tonight,
to see if he can make the numbers work.

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He should have an answer for us in ten days.

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Tell him we need to know by Sunday.

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Why would I do that, my darling?

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To call his bluff, dammit,
to light a fire under his ass.

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My darling, we haven't made
a hit documentary in nine years.

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Let's not fuck with Larry Amin.

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- Doubles.
- Explain it to him, will you, Eleanor?

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- Screwdriver.
- He understands.

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Amin needs to make a projection
of the world grosses

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to see if he can get a tax break
and run it through his output deal.

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I don't understand, but I can tell it's bullshit.

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Oh, what the hell is going on?

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Play the black jack on the red queen.

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Well, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go on an overnight drunk,

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and in ten days I'm gonna set out to find
the shark that ate my friend and destroy it.

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Anyone that would care to
join me is more than welcome.

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Captain Zissou, I'm sorry to bother you.
I'm Ned Plimpton.

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OK, man.

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My mother's Katherine Plimpton.

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- You're kidding.
- No.

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- How is she?
- She died last month.

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I'm sorry. Shit.

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She was...

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I've heard of you.

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I don't know if it's true or not,
by the way. Do you?

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No, I don't.

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I haven't heard from her in 30 years.

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I guess it's too late now.

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She never contacted me, you know.

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Yes, I see.

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- You're supposed to be my son, right?
- I don't know.

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But I did want to meet you, just in case.

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I appreciate that.

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I'll be right back.
Don't go away?

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Sorry about that. You caught me with
one foot off the merry-go-round tonight.

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Oh, that's all right. I don't wanna
take up too much of your time.

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I wanna thank you for talking to me and...

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- We'll find a way, mate.
- I know we will.

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I just had a lovely chat with Si Perlman.

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He wants to make a big to-do
of the Oceanographic Explorer article,

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possibly give you the front cover,

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so do be nice to this girl
Miss Winslett-Richardson, won't you?

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Apparently she worships you,
and we dearly need the press.

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Oseary, this is probably my son Ned.
We just met.

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Ah. Oh, how delightful.

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Hello.

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Anyway, his mother just died.
Plus, we're having some problems.

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I just think it'd be a very special opportunity
for all of us, especially him.

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- He needs this deal.
- OK, bring him over.

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Well, he's right here.

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I'm sorry.
How do you do?

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- So what do you do?
- I'm a pilot. Air Kentucky.

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- Air Kentucky.
- Copilot, actually.

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- Yeah, I don't know that one.
- We hub out of Louisville.

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Sure, there's some pretty country
in those parts. Landlocked.

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I have to tell you, I've been a member
of the Zissou Society since I was 11.

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Well, I'll be damned.
Look at that.

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- Wanna kill this?
- Frankly, I'd better not.

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I don't usually try grass.

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Let me tell you about my boat.

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The Belafonte was a long-range
subhunter during the Second World War,

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which we bought from the U.S. Navy
for $900,000.

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This is my mentor, Lord Mandrake.
He's dead now.

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The sauna was designed by an engineer
from the Chinese space program,

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and we keep a Swedish masseuse on staff.

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Here's where we do all our science
projects and experiments and so on.

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This is the kitchen, which contains probably

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some of the most technologically
advanced equipment on the ship.

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Eleanor put together
a topnotch research library for us,

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with a complete first-edition set
of The Life Aquatic Companion Series.

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We process our own rushes
and keep a cutting room on board

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so we can do an assembly while we're shooting.

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- I can't find them.
- Once again, please.

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This is the observation bubble,
which I thought up in a dream, actually.

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Two albino scouts swim with the ship.

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They're supposedly very intelligent,
although I've never seen evidence of it.

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Here's the engine room. The bearing
casings aren't supposed to look like that,

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but we can't afford to fix 'em this year.

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Topside we've got the bridge,
the minisub, an old chopper

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and all kinds of radar and sonar
and underwater movie gadgets.

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What happened to "Jacqueline"?

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She didn't really love me.

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Lord Mandrake.

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It's wonderful. Very lifelike.

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I'm not crazy about it.

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This guy's a big-time asshole.
We were roommates at the academy.

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He used to be married to Eleanor.

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He hogs up all the grant money.

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You think you'll want to change your name?

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Ned?

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No, not the Ned part, unless you want to.

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I meant your last name. I thought
you might like to let me give you mine.

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- Ned Zissou?
- Ned Zissou. Exactly.

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Or if you want to,
you can change the first part, too.

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I would have named you Kingsley
if I'd had a say in it.

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Kingsley.

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I don't know.
Maybe I'll stick with Ned for now.

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Sure. That's OK.

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Anyway, I'll order you
some correspondence stock.

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What are you doing?
I ordered the wine.

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Pour it over here, please.
He doesn't know anything about wine.

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Are those assholes talking about me?

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People say, when someone says
something like that about you

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it's because they're jealous.

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But it still hurts.
It hurts bad.

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That man was damn rude.
He can go straight to hell.

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How did she die, by the way, your mother?

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She took her own life.
She took sleeping pills.

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Why would she do that?

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Well, she was in a great deal of pain, you know.

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I see, yeah.

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You know, my best friend just got killed.
Esteban.

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Yeah, I know.

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The old man.

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Let's go to my island.

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Well, I...

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I have to be back in Kentucky on Thursday.

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Thursday? OK.

241
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,977
That's OK.

242
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,433
Your cat's dead.

243
00:20:06,516 --> 00:20:09,062
- What? Which one?
- Marmalade.

244
00:20:09,187 --> 00:20:11,147
I'm sorry.

245
00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:13,524
What happened?

246
00:20:13,608 --> 00:20:16,486
A rattlesnake bit it in the throat.

247
00:20:18,029 --> 00:20:20,073
Goddammit, Eleanor,
why do you have to say it like that?

248
00:20:20,198 --> 00:20:24,035
You couldn't try to break it a little bit nicer?

249
00:20:29,123 --> 00:20:32,877
She's a rich bitch, you know.
She was raised by maids.

250
00:20:32,961 --> 00:20:37,757
Her parents paid for this island
and two of my worst movies.

251
00:20:39,175 --> 00:20:43,262
People say she's the brains behind Team Zissou.

252
00:20:43,346 --> 00:20:47,183
People say a lot of things.
What kind of cat was it?

253
00:20:48,184 --> 00:20:51,771
Who gives a shit?
I think it was a tabby.

254
00:20:51,854 --> 00:20:55,608
Ned? Wanna come inside,
we'll make up a room for you?

255
00:20:55,692 --> 00:20:58,152
Steve, that reporter called.

256
00:21:14,295 --> 00:21:18,382
Ned, wake up. I'm on the echo
box. Push the red button to answer.

257
00:21:18,465 --> 00:21:20,467
Throw on your slob and meet me on the beach in 12 minutes.

258
00:21:20,551 --> 00:21:22,636
The white button? OK.

259
00:21:26,348 --> 00:21:27,808
Action!

260
00:21:27,891 --> 00:21:32,646
Only twice before have I had
the good fortune to observe a "rubber tide",

261
00:21:32,730 --> 00:21:35,274
that rare occurrence
when hundreds of electric jellyfish

262
00:21:35,399 --> 00:21:38,235
spontaneously wash onto a beachhead at once.

263
00:21:38,319 --> 00:21:43,198
Bobby Ogata brings exactly this
to our attention tonight.

264
00:21:46,493 --> 00:21:48,787
Steve, what produces
this effect of illumination?

265
00:21:48,912 --> 00:21:52,291
Is there a chemical inside the organism?

266
00:21:53,459 --> 00:21:57,714
No, Ned. Actually, it's the reflection
of the moonlight on their outer membranes.

267
00:22:00,592 --> 00:22:03,595
That's a very good ad lib.

268
00:22:03,678 --> 00:22:05,889
Klaus, come over here
and get a two-shot of me and Ned.

269
00:22:06,014 --> 00:22:07,682
Ned, come in here.

270
00:22:12,228 --> 00:22:14,356
Would you like to join my crew?

271
00:22:15,398 --> 00:22:18,735
- Would I like to...
- I want you on Team Zissou.

272
00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:21,863
- I don't think I can do that.
- Why not?

273
00:22:21,947 --> 00:22:25,367
Well, it's not my field.
I don't have the background for it.

274
00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:28,870
No one here does.
Klaus used to be a bus driver.

275
00:22:28,995 --> 00:22:31,539
Wolodarsky was a high-school
substitute teacher.

276
00:22:31,623 --> 00:22:33,833
We're a pack of strays.
Don't you get it?

277
00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:37,337
Steve, I'm not even that strong a swimmer.

278
00:22:39,839 --> 00:22:43,426
- The answer's yes.
- Well, it's got to be.

279
00:22:43,510 --> 00:22:45,303
I'll order you a red cap and a Speedo.

280
00:22:45,387 --> 00:22:48,098
Cut. Klaus, why aren't you rolling?

281
00:22:48,181 --> 00:22:49,975
Could I have a word with you, please?

282
00:22:50,558 --> 00:22:52,770
Why aren't you getting this?

283
00:22:53,813 --> 00:22:57,942
That was a goddamn tearjerker.
Why did you cut it, man?

284
00:22:58,025 --> 00:23:00,069
Because the sound is going to be shit.

285
00:23:00,194 --> 00:23:03,030
He doesn't even know how to hold a boom.

286
00:23:03,114 --> 00:23:05,741
He doesn't know diddly-jack
about what we're doing.

287
00:23:05,825 --> 00:23:08,744
Don't cut unless I say cut.

288
00:23:08,828 --> 00:23:12,748
I've never seen so many electric jellyfish
in all my life.

289
00:23:12,832 --> 00:23:14,834
Those are Vietcong man-of-wars.

290
00:23:24,385 --> 00:23:26,429
Oh, shit, she's right.

291
00:23:26,512 --> 00:23:29,140
I guess we'll have to loop that line.

292
00:23:29,223 --> 00:23:31,100
Where'd you come from?
You look pregnant.

293
00:23:31,183 --> 00:23:32,435
I am pregnant.

294
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,687
I'm not even going to ask
what you men are doing out here

295
00:23:34,812 --> 00:23:36,689
in your matching pyjamas, by the way.

296
00:23:36,772 --> 00:23:40,610
We're producing a film, as a matter of fact.
Who are you?

297
00:23:40,735 --> 00:23:43,112
I'm Jane Winslett-Richardson.

298
00:23:43,237 --> 00:23:45,364
I'm the reporter from the Oceanographic Explorer.

299
00:23:45,489 --> 00:23:47,366
Oh, yeah, sure.
How'd you get out here?

300
00:23:47,491 --> 00:23:49,620
I hired some drunk in a fishing boat.

301
00:23:49,745 --> 00:23:53,040
That would take four hours.
Why would you do that?

302
00:23:53,123 --> 00:23:56,376
Because no one picked me up
at the effing airport.

303
00:23:56,501 --> 00:23:57,961
Jesus Christ, Klaus.

304
00:23:58,045 --> 00:24:00,756
One of my guys was supposed to do that.

305
00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:03,550
How long have you been working with Zissou?

306
00:24:03,634 --> 00:24:06,094
Uh, approximately...

307
00:24:06,219 --> 00:24:09,056
Only ten minutes, actually.
I was hired during the scene on the beach.

308
00:24:09,139 --> 00:24:12,184
- He's Steve's son, supposedly.
- You are?

309
00:24:12,267 --> 00:24:14,227
No, you're not.
He doesn't have one.

310
00:24:14,311 --> 00:24:16,438
Well, we're not 100% sure about that yet.

311
00:24:16,563 --> 00:24:19,024
We just met yesterday.

312
00:24:20,108 --> 00:24:23,070
Not this one, Klaus.

313
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,660
You heard me. Not this one.

314
00:24:29,785 --> 00:24:31,411
OK.

315
00:24:31,495 --> 00:24:33,497
- First thing in the morning, huh?
- Just print everything?

316
00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:37,000
- Yeah, tell him to push it a stop and a half.
- OK.

317
00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:40,587
What are you gonna do with him?

318
00:24:40,671 --> 00:24:43,424
Who? Ned?

319
00:24:43,508 --> 00:24:45,510
What do you mean?

320
00:24:47,136 --> 00:24:49,931
I don't understand the question.

321
00:24:54,185 --> 00:24:57,438
I offered him a spot on the Belafonte.

322
00:24:57,563 --> 00:25:00,441
He didn't take it, did he?

323
00:25:00,525 --> 00:25:02,318
Of course he took it.

324
00:25:02,402 --> 00:25:04,862
We're gonna put him on the map, Eleanor.

325
00:25:04,946 --> 00:25:07,490
We're gonna throw him a life preserver.

326
00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:10,285
- I believe in this boy.
- Why?

327
00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:16,708
Because he looks up to me.

328
00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:21,087
Yes, sir, and McKinnon's willing
to take over my shuttle flights.

329
00:25:21,170 --> 00:25:23,131
That's right.

330
00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:31,055
Well, I just feel I need to
see this thing through, sir.

331
00:25:32,557 --> 00:25:37,061
Thank you for understanding. I'll check in
with the Louisville office again next month.

332
00:25:39,148 --> 00:25:42,568
"..as I have not, as they say,
enough power of observation

333
00:25:42,693 --> 00:25:44,653
to isolate their sense of colour."

334
00:25:44,778 --> 00:25:48,032
"For a long time afterwards,
whenever I thought of her,

335
00:25:48,115 --> 00:25:54,872
the memory of those bright eyes would at
once present itself to me as a vivid azure."

336
00:25:54,955 --> 00:25:58,208
"So much so that perhaps if
her eyes had not been quite so black,

337
00:25:58,292 --> 00:26:01,337
which was what struck one most forcibly
on first meeting her,

338
00:26:01,420 --> 00:26:03,547
I should not have been, as I was,

339
00:26:03,672 --> 00:26:06,759
so especially enamoured
of their imagined blue."

340
00:26:12,181 --> 00:26:13,432
Hold it.

341
00:26:17,311 --> 00:26:21,148
- That's poetry?
- No, it's a six-volume novel.

342
00:26:21,231 --> 00:26:24,193
Oh, so you're gonna read
that whole thing to yourself out loud.

343
00:26:24,276 --> 00:26:27,613
I'm not reading it to myself,
I'm reading it to him.

344
00:26:30,783 --> 00:26:33,161
When did you learn Zissou was your father?

345
00:26:34,871 --> 00:26:36,790
Does it freak you out for me to ask that?

346
00:26:36,873 --> 00:26:40,293
No, it doesn't, but it's a difficult question.

347
00:26:40,377 --> 00:26:42,587
I sort of pieced it together over the years.

348
00:26:42,712 --> 00:26:45,090
Well, how did he first contact you?

349
00:26:45,215 --> 00:26:49,135
He didn't. I went looking for him last month
after my mother died.

350
00:26:49,219 --> 00:26:52,973
She had ovarian cancer,
then it spread to her stomach and liver,

351
00:26:53,098 --> 00:26:54,808
and she took her own life.

352
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,064
- Well, good night, I guess.
- Oh, good night.

353
00:27:02,023 --> 00:27:05,235
You mind if I stay and listen
for a little while?

354
00:27:07,529 --> 00:27:09,072
OK.

355
00:27:16,037 --> 00:27:18,581
Do you want me to catch you up on the story?

356
00:27:18,707 --> 00:27:21,543
No, I'll be able to figure it out.

357
00:27:21,626 --> 00:27:24,004
I'll just catch as catch can.

358
00:27:27,257 --> 00:27:30,511
They made these for about...
three and a half years

359
00:27:30,636 --> 00:27:32,847
before they terminated my sponsorship.

360
00:27:41,939 --> 00:27:43,441
These are great.

361
00:27:43,524 --> 00:27:45,985
- May I turn this on?
- Fire one.

362
00:27:48,779 --> 00:27:54,535
- So what happened, in your opinion?
- What are you talking about?

363
00:27:54,619 --> 00:27:58,539
Don't you think public perception of your
work has altered in the last five years?

364
00:27:58,623 --> 00:28:01,709
That's your first question? I thought
this was supposed to be a puff piece.

365
00:28:02,168 --> 00:28:04,879
- Should we come back to it?
- Yeah.

366
00:28:04,962 --> 00:28:06,631
OK.

367
00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:10,885
Is it true that this is going to be
your last voyage?

368
00:28:11,552 --> 00:28:13,596
Wow. No comment.

369
00:28:14,513 --> 00:28:17,058
Who told you that?

370
00:28:17,183 --> 00:28:20,227
No, goddammit. I'm only 52.

371
00:28:20,311 --> 00:28:23,148
How about we start out with some stock dialogue?

372
00:28:23,231 --> 00:28:26,902
You know, favourite colour... blue.
Favourite food... sardines.

373
00:28:26,985 --> 00:28:29,529
How do you feel about part one of your new film?

374
00:28:30,822 --> 00:28:33,283
Why? How do you feel
about part one of my new film?

375
00:28:33,367 --> 00:28:36,328
- Well, I'm honest, you know, so...
- Just say it.

376
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:41,208
I thought aspects of it seemed slightly fake.

377
00:28:42,876 --> 00:28:43,794
Wolodarsky.

378
00:28:43,919 --> 00:28:47,130
- I'll take five, Steve.
- How about taking five?

379
00:28:49,007 --> 00:28:54,763
Did it seem fake when my best friend
was bitten in half right in front of me,

380
00:28:54,846 --> 00:28:57,057
then eaten alive, screaming?

381
00:28:58,058 --> 00:29:00,102
I think you're a fake.

382
00:29:00,227 --> 00:29:03,981
And I think you're a phony and a bad reporter.

383
00:29:04,106 --> 00:29:07,943
How does that feel?
Now tell me something...

384
00:29:08,026 --> 00:29:10,654
Does this seem fake?

385
00:29:10,737 --> 00:29:13,282
How dare you!

386
00:29:13,407 --> 00:29:17,244
This entire article was my idea.
No one else gives a shit.

387
00:29:17,369 --> 00:29:20,248
What about Si Perlman?

388
00:29:20,331 --> 00:29:23,209
Are you joking?
He's not even covering my expenses.

389
00:29:26,337 --> 00:29:28,381
You're taking something out on me.

390
00:29:37,265 --> 00:29:40,685
Stop crying.
What's the deal here?

391
00:29:40,810 --> 00:29:43,021
I was only trying to defend myself.

392
00:29:43,104 --> 00:29:45,315
Well, you did a great job.

393
00:29:45,982 --> 00:29:48,526
I'm sure you'll make a terrific father.

394
00:29:55,199 --> 00:29:58,703
So... you really think you're a Zissou?

395
00:30:00,913 --> 00:30:02,540
I don't know.

396
00:30:02,624 --> 00:30:06,461
You travelled a long way
for "I don't know", sonny.

397
00:30:06,544 --> 00:30:10,298
That's true, but it's important to me.

398
00:30:10,423 --> 00:30:15,220
Ja. well, there are a lot of things that are
important to people around here, sonny.

399
00:30:15,346 --> 00:30:18,223
- Klaus, don't call me sonny.
- One more thing.

400
00:30:18,307 --> 00:30:21,727
It's the Steve Zissou show, not the Ned show.

401
00:30:24,813 --> 00:30:28,317
- You hear me?
- Yes, I do.

402
00:30:29,568 --> 00:30:30,903
Klaus!

403
00:30:30,986 --> 00:30:32,071
Ja?

404
00:30:32,196 --> 00:30:34,490
If you ever touch me again,

405
00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:38,535
I will kick your goddamned teeth out,
is that understood?

406
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,082
Not if I don't see you first, sonny.

407
00:30:53,134 --> 00:30:55,929
We gotta watch ourselves
around this Jane character.

408
00:30:56,012 --> 00:30:57,973
Don't tell her anything personal.

409
00:30:58,098 --> 00:31:02,436
If you're not sure about something,
change the subject and look for me.

410
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:06,357
This bull dyke's got something against us.

411
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,443
I don't think she's a lesbian.
She's pregnant.

412
00:31:09,527 --> 00:31:12,071
Bull dykes can get pregnant.

413
00:31:12,196 --> 00:31:15,951
Anyway, I'd back out now, but we need the press.

414
00:31:16,076 --> 00:31:18,078
See you in the morning.

415
00:31:18,996 --> 00:31:20,330
Steve?

416
00:31:22,708 --> 00:31:25,669
When'd you first hear about me?

417
00:31:27,588 --> 00:31:32,468
About five years ago.
I read it in an article about myself.

418
00:31:33,386 --> 00:31:35,596
Did you believe it?

419
00:31:36,472 --> 00:31:40,394
It was in the paper.
I assumed they... checked their facts.

420
00:31:43,439 --> 00:31:46,191
Why didn't you contact me?

421
00:31:48,527 --> 00:31:52,740
Because I hate fathers,
and I never wanted to be one.

422
00:32:00,999 --> 00:32:04,669
I forgot.
Your correspondence stock came in.

423
00:32:12,386 --> 00:32:14,680
Hi, Ross. Started today.

424
00:32:14,764 --> 00:32:19,018
I'll forward some pages to you
through the copy department.

425
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:24,858
You're probably right, though.

426
00:32:24,941 --> 00:32:27,694
What am I doing here?

427
00:32:28,654 --> 00:32:31,198
I miss you and...

428
00:32:31,281 --> 00:32:34,077
Oh, God, I don't know, Ross.

429
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,287
Where are you?

430
00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:42,460
Listen, I'm not leaving this message.

431
00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:45,922
Don't even know why I'm still pregnant.

432
00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:58,352
The script girl uses these for continuity.

433
00:32:58,435 --> 00:33:00,230
- Here.
- Oh, no, no, no.

434
00:33:00,313 --> 00:33:02,524
No exceptions.
Everyone gets one.

435
00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:06,236
Anne-Marie,
do the interns get Glocks?

436
00:33:07,237 --> 00:33:09,698
No, they all share one.

437
00:33:09,781 --> 00:33:11,992
Take it, Ned.

438
00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:13,869
- Steve!
- What?

439
00:33:13,953 --> 00:33:16,163
Whack on the echo box.

440
00:33:17,999 --> 00:33:22,962
- Zissou here.
- Oseary Drakoulias on line two.

441
00:33:23,963 --> 00:33:24,880
Yeah?

442
00:33:25,006 --> 00:33:28,760
I spoke with Larry Amin, and it's a pass.

443
00:33:28,844 --> 00:33:31,555
In other words, you fucked us.

444
00:33:31,638 --> 00:33:34,599
Let's not cast stones at one another, my boy.

445
00:33:34,683 --> 00:33:37,352
- Do you hear me, dammit? Do you?
- No, I don't!

446
00:33:37,436 --> 00:33:40,231
- I told you how to play it!
- Bloody hell. Listen here, mate...

447
00:33:40,315 --> 00:33:42,692
May I interrupt for a moment?

448
00:33:43,693 --> 00:33:47,196
- Who the blazes is that?
- It's me, Ned.

449
00:33:47,322 --> 00:33:49,782
Maybe this is nothing, maybe it's something.

450
00:33:49,907 --> 00:33:53,912
I don't know your problems.
I don't know...

451
00:33:53,996 --> 00:33:57,583
But I just inherited $ 275,000.

452
00:33:57,666 --> 00:34:00,502
Would that amount make any difference?

453
00:34:01,503 --> 00:34:04,548
What sort of expression
is the lad wearing on his face?

454
00:34:05,049 --> 00:34:07,093
Can you fly a chopper?

455
00:34:07,218 --> 00:34:11,222
I have, but I'm certainly not licensed
in any way, shape or form.

456
00:34:11,306 --> 00:34:13,683
Great. Let's go.

457
00:34:21,942 --> 00:34:23,986
When was this whirlybird last serviced?

458
00:34:24,070 --> 00:34:27,573
I don't know. Klaus is supposed
to check it every six months.

459
00:34:35,415 --> 00:34:39,586
You're back on the water, boys. The wire
transfer came through from Kentucky,

460
00:34:39,670 --> 00:34:42,798
and Jackman and Wordsley
are going to gap-finance the rest.

461
00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:47,345
But we have a few hooks on it,
so take a pew for a spell.

462
00:34:47,428 --> 00:34:50,807
Number one, the bank want a drug screen
for everyone on the crew

463
00:34:50,890 --> 00:34:52,141
before they'll forward the money.

464
00:34:52,266 --> 00:34:54,560
- A piss test?
- Yes, a piss test.

465
00:34:54,644 --> 00:34:56,938
Two, a stooge from the bond company

466
00:34:57,021 --> 00:35:00,943
will be riding everywhere during
the whole shoot to keep you on budget.

467
00:35:01,026 --> 00:35:03,904
- Who's the stooge?
- A chap by the name of Bill Ubell.

468
00:35:03,988 --> 00:35:06,365
And there's not a damn thing
you can do about that, Steve.

469
00:35:06,448 --> 00:35:09,118
Three, you must swear, legally swear,

470
00:35:09,201 --> 00:35:11,745
that you'll not kill that shark,
or whatever it is,

471
00:35:11,829 --> 00:35:13,707
if it actually exists.

472
00:35:16,001 --> 00:35:18,795
I'm going to fight it, but I'll let it live.

473
00:35:18,878 --> 00:35:21,548
- What about my dynamite?
- Phillip, dynamite.

474
00:35:21,631 --> 00:35:24,759
I'm off to Zurich.
Follow me, chaps.

475
00:35:24,843 --> 00:35:29,890
Mr Ubell, I'd like for you to know
Steve Zissou and our equity partner Ned.

476
00:35:37,773 --> 00:35:41,778
I hope you're not gonna bust our chops, Bill.

477
00:35:41,862 --> 00:35:47,576
- Why would I do that?
- Because you're a bond-company stooge.

478
00:35:47,659 --> 00:35:50,037
Well, I'm also a human being.

479
00:35:51,330 --> 00:35:53,458
All right, I take that back.

480
00:35:53,541 --> 00:35:55,001
Yeah.

481
00:35:56,002 --> 00:35:58,546
Let's have some teamsmanship.

482
00:36:02,550 --> 00:36:04,594
Ho!

483
00:37:36,735 --> 00:37:37,819
1, 2, 3.

484
00:37:37,902 --> 00:37:39,905
Come on.

485
00:37:45,953 --> 00:37:47,538
1, 2, 3.

486
00:37:47,621 --> 00:37:48,998
Attaboy. Attaboy.

487
00:37:49,081 --> 00:37:51,292
Here he is. Here he is.
Come on.

488
00:37:51,375 --> 00:37:53,420
You OK, Ned? You OK?

489
00:37:54,463 --> 00:37:56,506
All right, give him some room.
He's OK.

490
00:37:56,590 --> 00:37:59,634
He just drank a little too much water.

491
00:38:03,388 --> 00:38:05,516
How are you shooting this,
Vikram? Wide open?

492
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,602
Light, 5/6.

493
00:38:19,990 --> 00:38:22,785
As always, even in
the most challenging circumstances,

494
00:38:22,868 --> 00:38:27,164
the members of Team Zissou
find ways to keep morale high.

495
00:38:32,045 --> 00:38:33,380
Wait. Hold it.

496
00:38:33,463 --> 00:38:35,465
Is that a distress bark?

497
00:38:39,511 --> 00:38:41,471
Is something wounded out there?

498
00:38:41,596 --> 00:38:45,976
We quickly locate the source of the mysterious cry.

499
00:38:48,062 --> 00:38:51,649
- What is she, Steve?
- A wild snow mongoose.

500
00:38:51,774 --> 00:38:54,860
We thought they were extinct.
Her ankle's broken.

501
00:38:54,944 --> 00:38:56,320
- Ogata?
- Yeah.

502
00:38:56,404 --> 00:38:59,741
Run and get some hot milk
and put these guys in the incubator.

503
00:38:59,825 --> 00:39:04,538
We radio for the emergency
transport of our rare beautiful new friends.

504
00:39:07,124 --> 00:39:09,668
That's what it used to be like.

505
00:39:22,223 --> 00:39:27,271
Had Ned's heart stopped beating
before you pulled him out of the water?

506
00:39:27,396 --> 00:39:31,608
Had Ned's heart stopped beating
before we pulled him out of the water?

507
00:39:31,692 --> 00:39:35,362
Yes. But we got him
started again pretty quickly.

508
00:39:35,487 --> 00:39:38,450
Don't go on this voyage right now, Steve.

509
00:39:38,533 --> 00:39:40,994
One of you is already dead, after all.

510
00:39:41,119 --> 00:39:42,620
Who?

511
00:39:44,998 --> 00:39:46,624
Oh, you mean Esteban?

512
00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:49,169
Thanks for bringing that up.

513
00:39:52,631 --> 00:39:55,843
Who's gonna tell us the Latin names
of all the fishes and everything?

514
00:39:55,926 --> 00:39:58,137
You know I can't remember all that shit.

515
00:39:58,220 --> 00:40:00,681
Please stop, Eleanor.
Eleanor, stop.

516
00:40:00,765 --> 00:40:02,099
Why are you leaving?

517
00:40:02,183 --> 00:40:04,936
I don't want to be a part of
whatever's gonna happen out there.

518
00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:07,314
Nobody knows what's going to happen,
and then we film it.

519
00:40:07,397 --> 00:40:10,734
- That's the whole concept.
- That's how we've always done it.

520
00:40:11,193 --> 00:40:13,945
I can't believe you took that boy's money.

521
00:40:14,029 --> 00:40:15,989
He's an investor.

522
00:40:16,323 --> 00:40:18,701
He's my sidekick.

523
00:40:19,327 --> 00:40:21,621
The sugar crabs are back.

524
00:40:23,539 --> 00:40:25,667
They're early this year.

525
00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:29,087
I've never seen them mating before the solstice.

526
00:40:29,212 --> 00:40:31,757
Is that mating?

527
00:40:38,013 --> 00:40:39,973
Goodbye, Steve.

528
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:45,438
Don't say that.
Even if it's true... don't say that.

529
00:40:45,563 --> 00:40:49,150
- It's too painful.
- What do you want me to say?

530
00:40:51,361 --> 00:40:53,321
Say bon voyage.

531
00:40:57,952 --> 00:40:59,954
Bon voyage.

532
00:41:38,537 --> 00:41:40,497
Kingsley Ned Zissou, 29,

533
00:41:40,622 --> 00:41:43,083
junior-grade diving tech,
executive producer.

534
00:41:43,208 --> 00:41:45,336
Energetic, spirited, youthful.

535
00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:52,886
Normally we would track the jaguar shark
with the scanning monitor,

536
00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:56,890
but its power tubes have seized up
and blown a gasket.

537
00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:03,605
We proceed to the more advanced system
located on a colleague's offshore facility.

538
00:42:05,649 --> 00:42:08,736
This will be Team Zissou's next stop.

539
00:42:14,075 --> 00:42:17,746
See, Renzo, this is what I'm talking about -
a relationship subplot.

540
00:42:17,829 --> 00:42:20,957
There's chemistry between us, you know?

541
00:42:23,835 --> 00:42:25,712
- Here's a quote.
- Wait. Who from?

542
00:42:25,837 --> 00:42:29,424
"Zissou has an almost magical connection
to the life of the sea."

543
00:42:29,508 --> 00:42:35,181
"He speaks its language fluently.
I've never met a boy like that in all my life."

544
00:42:35,264 --> 00:42:38,601
- Lord Mandrake.
- You should have opened with that one.

545
00:42:38,685 --> 00:42:42,855
- He was your mentor.
- Hey, intern, get me a Campari, will ya?

546
00:42:42,939 --> 00:42:45,651
On the rocks?

547
00:42:46,735 --> 00:42:48,779
You wanna go up in my balloon?

548
00:42:51,615 --> 00:42:56,328
- I like her hairdo.
- Me too, but Steve called it first.

549
00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:03,920
- I'm sorry I made you cry the other day.
- Oh.

550
00:43:04,004 --> 00:43:06,923
That's OK. It's not completely
your fault anyway.

551
00:43:07,007 --> 00:43:09,551
I'm going through some personal problems.

552
00:43:09,634 --> 00:43:11,679
Really? What do you got?

553
00:43:11,804 --> 00:43:15,641
Well, I'm... five months pregnant.
My editor's the father.

554
00:43:15,766 --> 00:43:19,812
He's married, but... not to me.

555
00:43:19,895 --> 00:43:22,940
Wow. That's a rough ticket.

556
00:43:23,024 --> 00:43:26,862
You know, my first wife left me
when I was your age.

557
00:43:29,656 --> 00:43:32,409
- What's Deep Search?
- My submarine.

558
00:43:35,245 --> 00:43:39,959
I had this image of you on the wall above
my aquarium all through primary school.

559
00:43:40,043 --> 00:43:44,839
Oh, yeah? You mean the official
photograph, where I'm doing this?

560
00:43:44,922 --> 00:43:47,592
That's the one.

561
00:43:47,675 --> 00:43:51,513
Well, maybe it's just me,
but I don't feel like that person.

562
00:43:51,638 --> 00:43:53,766
I never did.

563
00:44:06,988 --> 00:44:09,282
Why did you abandon Ned?

564
00:44:11,326 --> 00:44:14,037
I didn't. I never even met him.

565
00:44:17,165 --> 00:44:20,586
What kind of piece are you writing, cubbie?

566
00:44:21,045 --> 00:44:23,005
Are you gonna screw us on this deal?

567
00:44:24,590 --> 00:44:27,218
I hope not.

568
00:44:33,392 --> 00:44:38,980
You really think it's cool to hit the sauce
when you got a bun in the oven?

569
00:44:39,064 --> 00:44:41,274
Pele, bring us back down, please.

570
00:44:46,364 --> 00:44:49,200
I don't have a problem with objective reporting.

571
00:44:49,283 --> 00:44:52,495
What I have a problem with
is some wombat coming on my boat,

572
00:44:52,578 --> 00:44:58,585
trying to railroad me. Why don't you see
if you can get one of these dolphins

573
00:44:58,669 --> 00:45:02,006
to swim under the hull and give us a look.

574
00:45:10,432 --> 00:45:14,477
Nah. Either they can't hear us,
or they don't understand.

575
00:45:15,979 --> 00:45:18,982
Son of a bitch. I'm sick of these dolphins.

576
00:45:21,484 --> 00:45:23,863
Quiet out there tonight.

577
00:45:23,946 --> 00:45:27,950
Can you hear the jack whales singing?

578
00:45:28,034 --> 00:45:30,786
Beautiful. I wonder what they're saying.

579
00:45:30,870 --> 00:45:33,956
That was the sludge tanker, but...

580
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,792
There you go. That's them.

581
00:45:40,255 --> 00:45:45,052
By the way, would you mind if I made a few
modifications to the Team Zissou insignia?

582
00:45:45,135 --> 00:45:47,262
- I have some ideas.
- You mean the patch?

583
00:45:47,387 --> 00:45:49,514
Yes. The insignia.

584
00:45:49,598 --> 00:45:52,810
Yeah. It's probably kind of dated, isn't it?

585
00:45:52,894 --> 00:45:55,897
Sure. Take a crack at it.
Make it a little trendier.

586
00:45:57,899 --> 00:46:00,276
All right.

587
00:46:02,070 --> 00:46:07,534
Are you finding what you were looking for
out here with me?

588
00:46:07,618 --> 00:46:09,828
I hope so.

589
00:46:11,455 --> 00:46:14,249
I wrote you a letter about 17 years ago.

590
00:46:16,043 --> 00:46:18,922
You mean like a fan letter?

591
00:46:19,881 --> 00:46:22,092
Did I write you back?

592
00:46:22,217 --> 00:46:25,303
I try to answer as many personally as I can.

593
00:46:25,387 --> 00:46:29,391
"Dear Ned Plimpton, first,
in answer to your question - always."

594
00:46:29,474 --> 00:46:32,728
"Second, thank you very much
for naming your bug after me."

595
00:46:32,853 --> 00:46:35,690
"My wife tells me
it is actually a type of gnat."

596
00:46:35,773 --> 00:46:40,152
"You strike me as a very special boy
and a key member of the Zissou Society."

597
00:46:40,236 --> 00:46:44,533
"I wish I could come visit you in Kentucky
and assist you with your work."

598
00:46:44,616 --> 00:46:48,370
"I remember your mother.
Take care of yourself, Ned Plimpton."

599
00:46:48,453 --> 00:46:51,873
"You've served well.
Your friend, Captain Steve Zissou."

600
00:46:51,998 --> 00:46:54,459
"Dictated but not read."

601
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,300
Yeah, more or less
standard boilerplate, I guess.

602
00:47:03,594 --> 00:47:07,098
There's some real high-tech gear
inside this deal, believe me.

603
00:47:07,181 --> 00:47:11,979
First we turn on that tracking system, then
as long as the batteries haven't gone...

604
00:47:12,104 --> 00:47:15,441
- Who locked us out?
- No one. We're trespassing.

605
00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:19,653
- Steve, are we allowed in here?
- It's a scientific community, man.

606
00:47:19,737 --> 00:47:24,284
Captain, I am required by law to notify
the bank of any illegal activities.

607
00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:27,162
Just do what you gotta do
to cover your ass, Bill.

608
00:47:27,245 --> 00:47:29,205
Got it.

609
00:47:36,379 --> 00:47:40,051
Fuck! They wired it. Klaus, go down
and get me some cable snippers.

610
00:47:40,176 --> 00:47:44,096
This is Captain Hennessey.
You have trespassed on a private facility.

611
00:47:44,180 --> 00:47:46,557
The Coast Guard is being alerted.

612
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,853
Again, this is Captain Hennessey.
Immediately leave...

613
00:47:53,482 --> 00:47:56,818
OK, action. Well, look who's back in town.

614
00:47:56,902 --> 00:48:00,238
You travelled over 150 miles since we last heard from you.

615
00:48:00,322 --> 00:48:02,449
It's heading for the South Pacific.

616
00:48:03,701 --> 00:48:05,036
Turn on your tape recorder.

617
00:48:05,119 --> 00:48:08,498
- Is it the jaguar shark?
- On the record, yes.

618
00:48:08,581 --> 00:48:11,250
Cut. Print both takes, Vikram.

619
00:48:11,334 --> 00:48:15,463
- Was I just in the film?
- Yeah. You have to sign a release.

620
00:48:15,546 --> 00:48:17,925
But you've actually located the shark.

621
00:48:18,008 --> 00:48:21,053
You better bet your ass we did.
All right, everybody,

622
00:48:21,136 --> 00:48:24,890
we got about 25-30 minutes before
the Coast Guard gets here to arrest us.

623
00:48:24,973 --> 00:48:28,894
I want you all to get Hennessey's
best gear onto the Belafonte in 15.

624
00:48:29,019 --> 00:48:32,440
- You're gonna steal his stuff?
- We'll get it back to him. Interns,

625
00:48:32,524 --> 00:48:34,567
let's see some hustle.

626
00:48:34,651 --> 00:48:37,195
Uh, what is this, Pele?

627
00:48:38,196 --> 00:48:40,198
I don't know. Uh, it's a map.

628
00:48:40,281 --> 00:48:42,659
Steve.

629
00:48:42,784 --> 00:48:46,455
Do you know you just charted us on
a course through unprotected waters?

630
00:48:46,539 --> 00:48:50,793
- Yeah, we're taking the shortcut.
- But it's outside IMU jurisdiction.

631
00:48:50,876 --> 00:48:52,878
I know, honey. Look at the map.

632
00:48:52,962 --> 00:48:58,176
We go your way, that's about... 4 inches.
We go my way, it's an inch and a half.

633
00:48:58,301 --> 00:49:01,888
- You wanna pay for the extra gas?
- What kind of system is this?

634
00:49:02,013 --> 00:49:04,933
You have the Bernstein 9.
Just upgraded last summer.

635
00:49:05,016 --> 00:49:08,603
- The nines are out already?
- Does this do cappuccino?

636
00:49:08,687 --> 00:49:11,065
- Ja.
- Wait. This isn't the procedure.

637
00:49:14,068 --> 00:49:17,655
One of the interns just fell down the stairs
with the tracking processor.

638
00:49:17,739 --> 00:49:21,826
- Make sure we steal the backup.
- You listening? Under no circumstances...

639
00:49:21,909 --> 00:49:24,621
Shut up before you jinx us, Anne-Marie.

640
00:49:39,304 --> 00:49:41,681
You catching anything?

641
00:49:45,477 --> 00:49:47,854
Hook this up and make me a latte.

642
00:49:53,486 --> 00:49:56,572
You know, Cubbie's kind of a suckermaker,

643
00:49:56,655 --> 00:49:59,325
but she's got some moves.

644
00:49:59,408 --> 00:50:01,619
I agree.

645
00:50:01,702 --> 00:50:06,583
If she wasn't a bull dyke, I think
I might have a bit of a thing for her.

646
00:50:18,930 --> 00:50:23,559
As you can see, if the creature continues
its current migratory route,

647
00:50:23,684 --> 00:50:26,312
our paths should converge
in less than four days.

648
00:50:26,396 --> 00:50:31,068
- I wanna get there in three. Can we?
- Vladimir, what's this blip here?

649
00:50:31,151 --> 00:50:34,488
I don't know.
We might have them mixed up.

650
00:50:34,571 --> 00:50:39,076
It could be the other way around. Anyway,
we're gonna be on top of it in the morning.

651
00:50:42,454 --> 00:50:47,419
- Good eye, Ned.
- Thank you. Should we investigate it?

652
00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:51,047
Yeah. Let's make a dive at 6am,
scope out the phantom signal.

653
00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:56,345
It's probably one of Hennessey's turtles.
I wanna be back on the road by lunch.

654
00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:03,561
Do me a favour. Next time you get
a hot idea in front of the reporter,

655
00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:05,771
whisper it in my ear first.

656
00:51:05,855 --> 00:51:08,983
Otherwise I look like kind of
a daydream Johnny, you know?

657
00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:11,611
Daydream Johnny, yes.

658
00:51:11,737 --> 00:51:13,613
You let him change your name?

659
00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:17,784
- Well, we changed it together.
- What was it before?

660
00:51:17,868 --> 00:51:20,620
- Edward Plimpton.
- That's a million times better.

661
00:51:20,704 --> 00:51:25,001
Change it back, Ned.
I really don't see you as a Kingsley Zissou.

662
00:51:25,084 --> 00:51:29,088
Do you think Steve and I
have a family resemblance?

663
00:51:29,172 --> 00:51:31,382
No.

664
00:51:31,466 --> 00:51:34,010
I guess it doesn't really matter anyway.

665
00:51:40,142 --> 00:51:42,269
Here.

666
00:51:42,352 --> 00:51:47,566
I stole it back... and strung it
on some peppermint dental floss

667
00:51:47,691 --> 00:51:50,695
in case you want to wear it like a necklace.

668
00:52:11,675 --> 00:52:14,845
- Happy with the piece, Jane?
- What are you doing in here?

669
00:52:14,929 --> 00:52:17,307
Am I? No.

670
00:52:17,391 --> 00:52:20,352
- Put that down.
- I assume I'm Mr Z.

671
00:52:20,435 --> 00:52:26,691
I'm sorry that you think my red hat is, uh...
What's the word you use? "Contrived."

672
00:52:26,817 --> 00:52:28,861
And that...

673
00:52:28,945 --> 00:52:34,784
"The Zissou of my childhood represents
all the dreams I've come to regret"?

674
00:52:34,867 --> 00:52:39,288
- What? Why?
- I have to start locking my effing door.

675
00:52:39,372 --> 00:52:44,253
It was locked. I kicked it in. Why don't
you just curse, like other people?

676
00:52:44,336 --> 00:52:47,840
I'm trying to get out of the habit
before I have my fucking baby.

677
00:52:47,965 --> 00:52:52,177
OK. That makes sense.
Well, please clean up your room, anyway.

678
00:52:52,261 --> 00:52:55,849
- It looks like a goddamn typhoon hit it.
- Oh, get out.

679
00:53:02,814 --> 00:53:06,860
Please don't make fun of me.
I just wanted to flirt with you.

680
00:53:06,943 --> 00:53:09,655
I'll have an intern come and fix the door.

681
00:53:23,003 --> 00:53:25,005
This is a message from the IMU Coast Guard.

682
00:53:25,088 --> 00:53:28,925
Apparently some crooked fuckers
broke into my Sealab yesterday.

683
00:53:29,009 --> 00:53:31,136
How awful. Did they nick anything?

684
00:53:31,261 --> 00:53:35,892
It doesn't say. Probably just trashed
the place. I'm so... pissed, I wanna spit.

685
00:53:35,975 --> 00:53:40,605
Hugo... Tell Carl to load
my elephant gun with buckshot.

686
00:53:42,774 --> 00:53:45,234
We're gonna hunt down these sickos.

687
00:53:47,820 --> 00:53:50,699
Supposedly, Cousteau and his cronies
invented the idea

688
00:53:50,783 --> 00:53:53,160
of putting walkie-talkies into the helmet,

689
00:53:53,243 --> 00:53:58,290
but we made ours with a special rabbit ear
on the top so we could pipe in some music.

690
00:54:44,507 --> 00:54:47,677
Let's start with the reverse.

691
00:54:57,354 --> 00:54:59,481
OK, roll it, Vikram.

692
00:55:01,316 --> 00:55:05,320
Would it be possible for me to address
you as "Dad" in this scene?

693
00:55:05,404 --> 00:55:07,614
No. Why?

694
00:55:09,367 --> 00:55:12,537
Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.
I forgot. I'm sorry.

695
00:55:12,620 --> 00:55:15,623
Where you coming from, jack-off? Shit.

696
00:55:16,499 --> 00:55:20,003
It's not a bad impulse, though,
some kind of nickname.

697
00:55:21,045 --> 00:55:25,718
Not that one. It's too specific.
But try to think of something else.

698
00:55:26,552 --> 00:55:29,096
Another name?

699
00:55:29,805 --> 00:55:32,266
How about "Stevesie"?

700
00:55:32,349 --> 00:55:35,395
That's good. Try it.
What were you gonna say before?

701
00:55:38,523 --> 00:55:42,444
- Good luck, Stevesie.
- Fantastic. Let's go.

702
00:55:51,162 --> 00:55:53,456
OK, action.

703
00:55:59,378 --> 00:56:02,007
Look, Ned, there's a sunken airplane down there.

704
00:56:02,091 --> 00:56:04,385
Let's check it out.

705
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:19,484
We examine the site but are careful not to
disturb forensic evidence. How was that?

706
00:56:19,567 --> 00:56:22,195
Not bad.
The first take was a little faster.

707
00:56:23,321 --> 00:56:25,281
Is it loose?

708
00:56:25,407 --> 00:56:27,867
- Klaus. Klaus?
- Ja.

709
00:56:27,992 --> 00:56:30,454
May I have a word with you, please?

710
00:56:33,874 --> 00:56:35,543
What?

711
00:56:36,377 --> 00:56:38,587
- Why'd you do that?
- I owed you one.

712
00:56:38,712 --> 00:56:41,508
But you gave me a warning already.

713
00:56:41,591 --> 00:56:44,720
- You stood up for yourself.
- I still owed you one.

714
00:56:44,803 --> 00:56:48,306
- Now I owe you one.
- No. Now we're even.

715
00:56:48,432 --> 00:56:53,478
Why are you doing this? He's not
my father, you know. I don't have that.

716
00:56:53,603 --> 00:56:58,985
- What are you talkin' about?
- We're even, dammit. That's it!

717
00:57:18,464 --> 00:57:23,094
No, it was like a beat-up little jalopy.
I don't know what you'd call it.

718
00:57:23,219 --> 00:57:26,556
- You didn't see it?
- I didn't see it, boss.

719
00:57:26,639 --> 00:57:30,018
Well, keep your eyes peeled.

720
00:57:30,101 --> 00:57:33,188
Klaus, check who's on watch.
I'll be in the sauna.

721
00:57:34,439 --> 00:57:36,734
Pele and...

722
00:57:36,859 --> 00:57:39,653
Who the shit is Kingsley Zissou?

723
00:57:41,655 --> 00:57:44,033
- Is that him?
- That's him.

724
00:57:45,534 --> 00:57:49,039
I've never felt a baby
in someone's stomach before.

725
00:57:52,667 --> 00:57:55,879
I think you'll make a very good single mother.

726
00:57:59,132 --> 00:58:01,427
- Thanks.
- Although it does put you both

727
00:58:01,511 --> 00:58:03,888
at a tremendous disadvantage.

728
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,658
You know...

729
00:58:22,783 --> 00:58:25,577
Steve's got a little bit of a thing for you.

730
00:58:26,912 --> 00:58:29,040
Why do you say that?

731
00:58:29,165 --> 00:58:31,292
Because he told me.

732
00:58:31,376 --> 00:58:32,877
Really?

733
00:58:32,961 --> 00:58:36,256
I thought he hated my guts.

734
00:58:36,339 --> 00:58:38,716
Well, I think you hurt his feelings, but...

735
00:58:38,842 --> 00:58:41,053
He says I hurt his feelings?

736
00:58:43,681 --> 00:58:47,852
So... effed up.

737
00:59:19,677 --> 00:59:21,263
Five...

738
00:59:21,346 --> 00:59:23,015
four...

739
00:59:23,098 --> 00:59:24,767
three...

740
00:59:24,850 --> 00:59:26,518
two...

741
00:59:57,343 --> 00:59:58,594
Yeah?

742
00:59:58,719 --> 01:00:01,640
Steve, would you please open the door?

743
01:00:15,029 --> 01:00:18,783
Jane, is, uh, Ned in there?

744
01:00:21,994 --> 01:00:23,830
Stevesie?

745
01:00:23,913 --> 01:00:27,418
Stevesie, what's happening?
Are those hijackers?!

746
01:00:27,543 --> 01:00:30,462
Well, we call them "pirates" out here, Ned.

747
01:00:30,546 --> 01:00:32,923
You were supposed to be on watch, by the way.

748
01:00:33,006 --> 01:00:37,010
Oh, my God, you're right. Stevesie, look...

749
01:00:39,054 --> 01:00:40,640
Whoa! No!

750
01:00:42,183 --> 01:00:44,561
So you were reading to each other in French?

751
01:00:44,644 --> 01:00:47,105
No, it's in English. It was translated.

752
01:00:47,230 --> 01:00:50,483
You're not supposed to go
into each other's cabins on a boat.

753
01:00:50,608 --> 01:00:54,530
- Why not?
- It's just kind of an unwritten maritime rule

754
01:00:54,655 --> 01:00:56,657
when you're at sea.

755
01:00:56,741 --> 01:00:59,201
Especially the goddamn lookout.

756
01:00:59,285 --> 01:01:01,912
- I'm so sorry.
- So am I.

757
01:01:01,996 --> 01:01:04,290
You hung us out to dry.

758
01:01:06,375 --> 01:01:11,339
If we don't handle this right,
we're gonna all get murdered,

759
01:01:11,465 --> 01:01:14,551
including her unborn British child.

760
01:01:21,768 --> 01:01:23,853
I'm gonna kill you for that, asshole!

761
01:01:23,936 --> 01:01:28,149
I'm gonna hit you so fucking hard,
you'll be blind!

762
01:01:29,442 --> 01:01:31,736
Please don't hurt him!

763
01:01:35,199 --> 01:01:37,826
Watch me. I'll let you know
when I'm gonna move.

764
01:01:37,910 --> 01:01:42,081
It's safer to do what they say. They
probably just want our money and jewels.

765
01:01:42,164 --> 01:01:47,754
Yeah, then how am I gonna finish
my movie, then? Jesus. Holy fuck.

766
01:01:47,837 --> 01:01:52,217
- They're going to kill us, Steve.
- I'm patting you on the back now, Klausy.

767
01:01:52,300 --> 01:01:57,263
Don't be scared. I'm gonna get us through
this, everybody. Ogata. Como esta. Pel?

768
01:02:00,935 --> 01:02:04,438
Wake up, Ned-o! I'm sorry I yelled at you.

769
01:02:05,106 --> 01:02:09,110
I need to speak with the man in charge.

770
01:02:09,193 --> 01:02:15,158
Don't point that gun at him. He's an unpaid
intern. Vikram, what coverage you get?

771
01:02:15,242 --> 01:02:19,704
I kept rolling till they put this hood on me.

772
01:02:20,789 --> 01:02:23,625
Bill speaks their language.
What are they saying?

773
01:02:23,708 --> 01:02:25,669
Hold on.

774
01:02:31,050 --> 01:02:35,054
OK. Apparently they're taking a hostage.
Obviously they've chosen Ned.

775
01:02:38,724 --> 01:02:43,939
Now that they've found out I speak Filipino,
they seem to be changing their minds.

776
01:02:48,735 --> 01:02:52,030
- Do you have a vault? They wanna know.
- There's no vault.

777
01:02:52,114 --> 01:02:56,536
Our vault contains at least ten different
currencies from all over the world,

778
01:02:56,619 --> 01:03:01,207
and we are prepared for every kind
of financial necessity.

779
01:03:02,125 --> 01:03:05,003
There goes Ned's inheritance.

780
01:03:05,086 --> 01:03:10,468
Tell them if they don't get off my boat right
now, there's gonna be a major shit storm.

781
01:03:22,689 --> 01:03:26,610
Ned-o, can you hear me?!
We'll get you back, Billy.

782
01:03:26,693 --> 01:03:29,362
Is everybody else safe?
Anne-Marie, are you OK?

783
01:03:29,446 --> 01:03:33,284
No, I'm not. I told you
these were unprotected waters.

784
01:03:33,367 --> 01:03:35,661
What a fuckin' nightmare.

785
01:03:38,664 --> 01:03:43,711
Be cool on this shit, OK, cubbie?
I mean, at least try to show both sides.

786
01:03:43,836 --> 01:03:46,548
I need to find a baby for this father.

787
01:03:47,091 --> 01:03:49,468
Yeah, I think I know what you mean.

788
01:04:06,402 --> 01:04:07,570
Here we go.

789
01:04:07,654 --> 01:04:12,367
- Steve... what are you...
- I said get your ass the hell off of my boat!

790
01:05:18,229 --> 01:05:22,276
I've never seen a bond-company stooge
stick his neck out like that.

791
01:05:31,660 --> 01:05:34,414
What's that sound? Is that...?

792
01:05:34,498 --> 01:05:37,459
The arctic night lights, yeah.

793
01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:42,589
"As if the natural world's been
turned upside down." Lord Mandrake.

794
01:05:47,220 --> 01:05:50,139
Vikram, get some cutaways of this miracle.

795
01:05:50,223 --> 01:05:53,893
Klaus, Ogata, put out
the deck fires before we sink.

796
01:05:56,145 --> 01:06:00,776
Those fucking amateurs.
You left your dog, you idiots.

797
01:06:04,571 --> 01:06:08,867
Wrap this stiff in a tablecloth.
We're gonna bury him at sea.

798
01:06:08,951 --> 01:06:13,081
Shouldn't we give him
to the authorities or something?

799
01:06:13,164 --> 01:06:15,291
No.

800
01:06:15,375 --> 01:06:17,919
I'll write up a few words to read over him.

801
01:06:18,962 --> 01:06:21,840
How you holding up there, intern?
Doing OK?

802
01:06:25,427 --> 01:06:28,764
Ned, how many fingers am I holding up?

803
01:06:28,889 --> 01:06:31,600
I don't know. That's not my job.

804
01:06:32,476 --> 01:06:37,440
- Too many to tell. How many fingers...
- He's gonna be just fine.

805
01:06:44,990 --> 01:06:50,620
I believe it's criminal that Steve allowed this
to happen to us, by which I mean illegal.

806
01:06:50,704 --> 01:06:56,335
We're being led on an illegal suicide
mission by a selfish maniac.

807
01:06:56,419 --> 01:07:00,465
I hear what you're saying,
but I think you misjudge the guy.

808
01:07:05,470 --> 01:07:08,223
Saint Paul said to the Corinthians:

809
01:07:08,307 --> 01:07:13,645
"Without kin, no man may regard
himself kindly. Without s..."

810
01:07:13,729 --> 01:07:15,939
Holy shit! Son of a bitch. Cut.

811
01:07:18,734 --> 01:07:24,532
This is Captain Hennessey. We've come
in response to your distress signal...

812
01:07:26,785 --> 01:07:29,329
Good God, is that you, Steven?

813
01:07:30,371 --> 01:07:33,959
Run downstairs, put a tarp over anything
that says "Hennessey" on it.

814
01:07:34,043 --> 01:07:38,047
- What about this guy?
- Just throw him over the other side.

815
01:07:43,594 --> 01:07:45,889
Your engine blew up and your fuel's been stolen.

816
01:07:45,972 --> 01:07:47,516
Correct?

817
01:07:47,599 --> 01:07:52,813
I know how you feel. Some crooked fuckers
just stripped my Sealab, you know.

818
01:07:52,896 --> 01:07:56,316
Probably the same dudes.

819
01:07:56,399 --> 01:08:02,490
I can tow you as far as Port-au-Patois.
I'll need your signature on that invoice first.

820
01:08:02,573 --> 01:08:06,577
It accounts for the expenses of the rescue,
my time and that of my crew.

821
01:08:06,661 --> 01:08:09,038
This is more than the budget of my project.

822
01:08:09,122 --> 01:08:11,582
It's an estimate. What's your dog's name?

823
01:08:15,629 --> 01:08:17,923
Cody.

824
01:08:21,927 --> 01:08:23,887
Be still, Cody.

825
01:08:29,018 --> 01:08:31,396
I have to run this by
my bond-company stooge.

826
01:08:31,479 --> 01:08:35,567
- He's been kidnapped.
- That's true. I have to rescue him first.

827
01:08:35,650 --> 01:08:38,361
Sign it now, or I'm leaving you out here.

828
01:08:43,826 --> 01:08:47,079
Oh, I dined with Eleanor last weekend.

829
01:08:47,163 --> 01:08:51,667
By the way, she's summering at my villa
in West Port-au-Patois, don't you know?

830
01:08:51,750 --> 01:08:54,921
Say, how's Team Zissou holding up without her?

831
01:09:04,306 --> 01:09:08,394
The first thing that goes through a
captain's head when there's low morale is:

832
01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:11,898
"What'd I do? Is it all my fault?"

833
01:09:12,023 --> 01:09:16,235
Well, he's probably right.
Most of us have been together a long time.

834
01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:19,406
There are others that were here before that.

835
01:09:19,490 --> 01:09:23,076
Do you all... not like me any more?

836
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:27,289
I mean, what am I
supposed to do? I don't know.

837
01:09:27,372 --> 01:09:29,082
Look...

838
01:09:29,166 --> 01:09:33,630
if you're not against me, don't cross this line.

839
01:09:33,713 --> 01:09:36,257
If yes, do.

840
01:09:36,341 --> 01:09:38,468
I love you all.

841
01:09:43,348 --> 01:09:45,810
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I am.

842
01:09:45,935 --> 01:09:47,895
I don't understand. Why?

843
01:09:48,020 --> 01:09:50,314
What do you mean?

844
01:09:50,397 --> 01:09:53,901
Wait a second. What are we doing?
You said cross the line if...

845
01:09:53,984 --> 01:09:57,571
- Cross the line if you're going to quit.
- Oh...

846
01:09:57,696 --> 01:10:00,534
Do it again. I misunderstood.

847
01:10:08,875 --> 01:10:11,002
Hi, Ross.
I got your corrections on the proofs.

848
01:10:11,086 --> 01:10:15,299
They're fine, but... I'm not coming back.

849
01:10:15,383 --> 01:10:17,927
It's over.
Please don't try to contact me, OK?

850
01:10:18,010 --> 01:10:20,304
You'll hear from us... sometime.

851
01:10:24,642 --> 01:10:27,271
We got attacked by pirates.

852
01:10:27,354 --> 01:10:29,731
I feel as if life has...

853
01:10:32,985 --> 01:10:37,364
Well, you get the idea.
Anyway, take care of yourself. Jane.

854
01:10:37,948 --> 01:10:40,034
Will you write to me?

855
01:10:40,118 --> 01:10:43,621
Of course. Give me the address.

856
01:10:43,746 --> 01:10:48,376
Actually, I went ahead and stamped and
self-addressed 50 or so envelopes

857
01:10:48,501 --> 01:10:52,423
just to make it easier for you.

858
01:10:52,548 --> 01:10:55,092
Thanks. I'll use them.

859
01:10:55,176 --> 01:10:58,179
Each one has three blank pages in it, and...

860
01:11:00,014 --> 01:11:02,808
there's a pen.

861
01:11:02,892 --> 01:11:06,813
Maybe I'm going to write you a letter right now.

862
01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:10,775
OK.

863
01:11:19,660 --> 01:11:22,205
I bet I'm gonna really miss you, Ned.

864
01:11:24,457 --> 01:11:26,667
I'm gonna miss you, too.

865
01:11:26,793 --> 01:11:29,921
In fact, I feel like... I don't know,

866
01:11:30,004 --> 01:11:33,759
I feel like my heart's almost getting broken.

867
01:11:33,884 --> 01:11:36,345
I guess I'm overreacting.

868
01:11:39,765 --> 01:11:42,059
Is that really true?

869
01:11:44,102 --> 01:11:46,105
Yes, it is.

870
01:11:47,565 --> 01:11:51,486
That was all off the record, cubbie,
that whole deal.

871
01:11:51,611 --> 01:11:54,864
Actually, I'm surprised you didn't
cross the line yourself.

872
01:11:54,989 --> 01:11:57,742
- What line?
- The line I drew on the deck just now.

873
01:11:57,826 --> 01:12:00,913
- You weren't up there?
- No.

874
01:12:00,996 --> 01:12:02,957
You're kidding.

875
01:12:03,082 --> 01:12:06,836
That was one of the most dramatic things
that's ever happened on this boat.

876
01:12:06,961 --> 01:12:11,424
I just lost all my best interns. I thought
you were supposed to be covering this.

877
01:12:11,508 --> 01:12:14,678
- You just said it was off the record.
- But you didn't know that.

878
01:12:14,761 --> 01:12:18,598
- I was down here packing.
- You're at the wrong breaker.

879
01:12:19,975 --> 01:12:22,936
So you are leaving.

880
01:12:23,645 --> 01:12:26,107
You're jumping ship on me.

881
01:12:26,190 --> 01:12:28,568
I'm going to scrap the article.

882
01:12:28,693 --> 01:12:32,363
You mean you're not even gonna
write the cover story on me?

883
01:12:32,488 --> 01:12:34,782
Man, I don't have any stature any more.

884
01:12:34,866 --> 01:12:38,912
Sorry, Steve. Everything just got
too weird, that's all.

885
01:12:38,996 --> 01:12:42,749
But I gave you a goddamn
show-stopper up there.

886
01:12:44,751 --> 01:12:47,296
Are you sleeping with Ned?

887
01:12:47,421 --> 01:12:51,259
- That's none of your business.
- OK. Are you?

888
01:12:51,384 --> 01:12:53,386
No, I'm not.

889
01:12:56,264 --> 01:13:00,518
You're gonna miss the jaguar shark
or whatever it is if it actually exists.

890
01:13:01,853 --> 01:13:03,855
Are you crying?

891
01:13:06,108 --> 01:13:08,861
You cry easily, don't you?

892
01:13:08,944 --> 01:13:12,781
Bloody hell, God save that poor little stooge.

893
01:13:12,865 --> 01:13:15,409
This never would've happened
if Eleanor was with us.

894
01:13:15,493 --> 01:13:19,331
- Thanks, man.
- Your luck had better change soon, mate.

895
01:13:19,456 --> 01:13:22,250
Now I must away. I'll send you a postcard.

896
01:13:22,334 --> 01:13:25,837
- What? Where are you going?
- Abroad for a spell, my darling.

897
01:13:25,962 --> 01:13:30,926
It's my passport status, you see. I'm X-9
at the moment. Legally, I'm a fugitive.

898
01:13:31,009 --> 01:13:35,223
Wait a second.
They stole my budget, my boat's broken,

899
01:13:35,306 --> 01:13:39,435
you're ditchin' me up the creek.
What am I supposed to do here?

900
01:13:39,519 --> 01:13:41,896
Well, I must say, nothing's jumping to mind.

901
01:13:42,021 --> 01:13:45,400
Phillip, any suggestions?
No, he's shaking his head.

902
01:13:46,902 --> 01:13:50,739
Land ho!
Port-au-Patois, dead ahead.

903
01:13:51,281 --> 01:13:55,661
Port-au-Patois. Port-au-Patois ho!

904
01:13:55,744 --> 01:13:57,747
Ho!

905
01:13:58,122 --> 01:14:00,166
Ho!

906
01:14:00,250 --> 01:14:02,627
Land ho!

907
01:14:02,710 --> 01:14:04,337
Ho!

908
01:14:06,673 --> 01:14:11,345
No, I can't give you full credit,
but I'm not gonna flunk you, either.

909
01:14:11,428 --> 01:14:13,973
You're all getting "incompletes".

910
01:14:16,016 --> 01:14:18,686
This is bullshit.

911
01:14:52,473 --> 01:14:55,517
Oh, shit. What do you want?

912
01:14:55,601 --> 01:14:57,978
Do you mind if I butter you up before I answer?

913
01:14:58,061 --> 01:15:00,981
Yes, I do. Tell me now.

914
01:15:02,191 --> 01:15:04,652
I need some money to get the boat out of hock

915
01:15:04,777 --> 01:15:07,530
and rescue my bond-company stooge
who got kidnapped.

916
01:15:07,614 --> 01:15:10,742
Could we ask your parents to loan it to me?

917
01:15:10,825 --> 01:15:12,577
No.

918
01:15:13,786 --> 01:15:15,663
OK.

919
01:15:16,664 --> 01:15:20,794
Could I butter you up anyway?
It took me two and a half hours to get here.

920
01:15:24,256 --> 01:15:27,760
- Who's that dude?
- It's my research assistant, Javier.

921
01:15:27,843 --> 01:15:30,596
Javier, te presento Steve.

922
01:15:31,848 --> 01:15:33,850
Steve.

923
01:15:38,563 --> 01:15:45,238
- Necesito cinco minutos.
- I'd be jealous about you staying at Ali's

924
01:15:45,321 --> 01:15:47,865
except I always thought he was a closet queer.

925
01:15:49,617 --> 01:15:52,954
So how's your father-son relationship
coming along?

926
01:15:53,037 --> 01:15:57,334
Well, nobody has a real lock on any of this,
so I don't know how it all times out.

927
01:15:57,417 --> 01:16:00,921
I mean, I know I want him
to think of me like a father.

928
01:16:01,004 --> 01:16:03,215
But the fact that there's a chance

929
01:16:03,340 --> 01:16:08,137
that he could really be
my actual... biological son...

930
01:16:11,182 --> 01:16:13,560
..is very difficult for me.

931
01:16:19,983 --> 01:16:24,780
You know I'm not big on apologizing,
so I'll just skip it, if it's all the same to you.

932
01:16:24,905 --> 01:16:25,906
OK.

933
01:16:26,031 --> 01:16:28,325
But anyway, I'm sorry.

934
01:16:29,994 --> 01:16:33,747
I know I haven't been at my best
this past decade.

935
01:16:33,873 --> 01:16:35,583
That's true.

936
01:16:37,752 --> 01:16:40,630
What happened to me?

937
01:16:40,714 --> 01:16:43,675
Did I lose my talent?

938
01:16:43,758 --> 01:16:46,386
Am I ever gonna be good again?

939
01:16:47,512 --> 01:16:49,514
I don't know.

940
01:16:51,559 --> 01:16:55,938
Doesn't matter, anyway. It's probably
the last adventure I've got in me.

941
01:16:56,022 --> 01:17:02,069
I was hoping to go out in a flash of blazes,
but I'll probably just end up going home.

942
01:17:02,153 --> 01:17:05,449
Unless you're planning to sell the island.

943
01:17:05,532 --> 01:17:08,494
I wonder how much I could get for it.

944
01:17:08,577 --> 01:17:10,537
In this market?

945
01:17:12,789 --> 01:17:17,170
You were probably right all along.
We should've had a kid together.

946
01:17:17,253 --> 01:17:21,299
Of course, you were kinda already...

947
01:17:21,382 --> 01:17:23,760
on the edge of being too old.

948
01:17:24,802 --> 01:17:27,096
Unless maybe that's a cop-out.

949
01:17:31,644 --> 01:17:34,355
It's worse than a cop-out. I was 34.

950
01:17:39,860 --> 01:17:41,821
It's good to see you, Eleanor.

951
01:17:45,909 --> 01:17:47,911
I'm about to blow my stack.

952
01:17:47,994 --> 01:17:50,705
I turn my back, and the bullshit begins.

953
01:17:50,789 --> 01:17:52,833
Ned, you're a scumbag.

954
01:17:53,792 --> 01:17:56,336
And, Jane, you're a goddamn liar.

955
01:17:56,419 --> 01:17:58,464
What the fuck are you doing in here?

956
01:17:58,548 --> 01:18:00,925
What the F are you doing in here?

957
01:18:01,008 --> 01:18:05,179
I warned you about being in other people's
cabins. You were supposed to go home.

958
01:18:05,263 --> 01:18:09,559
You convinced me to stay and finish the story.

959
01:18:09,642 --> 01:18:13,730
- Is it still the cover?
- I don't fucking know.

960
01:18:15,399 --> 01:18:18,819
Don't you dare put on that uniform.

961
01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:21,321
It's all I have with me.

962
01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:25,535
I told you I have a bit of a thing for her.
"Not this one, " I said.

963
01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:28,663
You said, "Not this one, Klaus."

964
01:18:28,746 --> 01:18:32,041
- So you heard me?
- You're too old for me, Steve.

965
01:18:32,834 --> 01:18:37,214
- Well, you're pregnant.
- Can I have a word with you privately?

966
01:18:37,298 --> 01:18:39,091
Yes.

967
01:18:43,345 --> 01:18:45,347
Follow me.

968
01:18:48,934 --> 01:18:52,522
- Are you two fighting?
- I'll deal with you later.

969
01:18:53,523 --> 01:18:56,067
Look, Steve, I know we both like her

970
01:18:56,193 --> 01:19:00,113
and you're angry and embarrassed,
but leave her out of it.

971
01:19:00,197 --> 01:19:04,994
You think that's what this is about? Shit,
what has that bull dyke been telling you?

972
01:19:05,119 --> 01:19:09,123
All right, I'm gonna warn you now,
be a gentleman.

973
01:19:09,207 --> 01:19:12,043
What are you doing here?
I thought you interns ran out.

974
01:19:12,126 --> 01:19:15,880
- I wanna help you find that shark.
- Goddammit. Thank you, intern.

975
01:19:16,005 --> 01:19:18,300
- You're gettin' an A.
- His name's Nico.

976
01:19:18,383 --> 01:19:20,511
- Who?
- Hello, Vikram.

977
01:19:20,594 --> 01:19:25,307
Gimme that camera.
I'm gonna smash it over your head.

978
01:19:25,390 --> 01:19:27,935
Cut!

979
01:19:28,018 --> 01:19:32,065
I misread you, man.
I'm gonna have to rethink some shit.

980
01:19:32,148 --> 01:19:34,776
You don't know me.
You never wanted to know me.

981
01:19:34,859 --> 01:19:38,112
I'm just a character in your film.

982
01:19:38,238 --> 01:19:41,658
It's a documentary.
It's all really happening.

983
01:19:41,783 --> 01:19:44,078
Well, damn you for that.

984
01:19:46,205 --> 01:19:48,582
Go to bed, you sons of bitches.

985
01:19:52,711 --> 01:19:55,756
That pregnant slut's been playing us
like a cheap fiddle.

986
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:58,134
That's it. I'm gonna fight you, Steve.

987
01:20:00,804 --> 01:20:03,014
You never say, "I'm gonna fight you."

988
01:20:03,139 --> 01:20:06,560
You just smile and act natural,
and then you sucker-punch him.

989
01:20:06,643 --> 01:20:13,067
- You fight your way, and I'll fight mine.
- Oh, listen, Ned. Don't you try...

990
01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:20,532
I think your Team Zissou ring
might've caught me on the lip.

991
01:20:23,326 --> 01:20:27,246
You call yourself my son, but...

992
01:20:27,371 --> 01:20:29,748
I just don't see it.

993
01:20:29,832 --> 01:20:32,792
It's nothing personal.

994
01:20:32,876 --> 01:20:35,170
What do you want?

995
01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:38,964
Nothing.

996
01:20:39,047 --> 01:20:43,677
That's so arrogant.
That's... Screw off.

997
01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:47,096
I can't believe I asked
if I could call you "Dad".

998
01:20:47,180 --> 01:20:50,307
- Of course you said no.
- I let you call me Stevesie.

999
01:20:50,390 --> 01:20:52,684
It sounds better.

1000
01:20:54,853 --> 01:20:57,313
It doesn't mean the same thing.

1001
01:21:01,567 --> 01:21:04,194
A week before she killed herself,
my mother told me

1002
01:21:04,277 --> 01:21:08,281
that you'd known about me
since the day I was born.

1003
01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:10,574
Is that a fact?

1004
01:21:11,492 --> 01:21:14,286
That's a fact.

1005
01:21:14,369 --> 01:21:18,289
I ought to have stayed
in Kentucky where I belong.

1006
01:21:23,877 --> 01:21:26,630
Quiet.

1007
01:21:26,713 --> 01:21:29,548
Somebody pay for this water taxi.

1008
01:21:32,801 --> 01:21:34,803
You got any petty cash on you?

1009
01:21:37,347 --> 01:21:40,057
Remind me to send
Eleanor's parents a thank-you note

1010
01:21:40,140 --> 01:21:43,393
- on the good correspondence stock.
- OK.

1011
01:21:44,853 --> 01:21:47,146
This is the message we received earlier

1012
01:21:47,230 --> 01:21:51,067
on our answering machine at Pescespada Island.

1013
01:21:53,151 --> 01:21:55,111
Bill Ubell here. I'm on a payphone.

1014
01:21:55,195 --> 01:21:57,239
I am blindfolded and my arms are bound,

1015
01:21:57,364 --> 01:21:59,573
but a boy has been kind enough to assist me,

1016
01:21:59,698 --> 01:22:02,618
and there's not much chance
I'll get another call,

1017
01:22:02,701 --> 01:22:06,538
so I thought I would
ask if... What? No.

1018
01:22:11,166 --> 01:22:13,293
Well, thanks for checking in, Bill.

1019
01:22:13,418 --> 01:22:17,171
Next time, maybe you could
let us know where you're at.

1020
01:22:17,296 --> 01:22:22,176
Based on the quality of the connection,
the variety of wildlife in the background,

1021
01:22:22,301 --> 01:22:26,847
and the elapsed time between
Mr Ubell's capture and this message,

1022
01:22:26,930 --> 01:22:30,516
there's a good chance
he's on one of the Ping Islands.

1023
01:22:30,599 --> 01:22:34,103
There used to be
a four-star hotel on Little Ping.

1024
01:22:34,186 --> 01:22:37,772
But the entire island was destroyed
by a monsoon five years ago.

1025
01:22:37,897 --> 01:22:40,024
It's been uninhabited ever since.

1026
01:22:40,108 --> 01:22:42,776
I know the place. Hotel Citroen.

1027
01:22:43,777 --> 01:22:47,780
Cubbie, I'd like to speak
on the record for a moment.

1028
01:22:47,864 --> 01:22:51,617
Eleanor has always been
the brains behind Team Zissou.

1029
01:22:51,742 --> 01:22:54,119
By the way, are you gonna
put in a good description

1030
01:22:54,244 --> 01:22:56,955
of the command centre I've set up down here?

1031
01:22:59,874 --> 01:23:03,919
OK, gang, that's the plan. Set a course
for Ping Island, full speed ahead.

1032
01:23:04,003 --> 01:23:08,548
You'll need to hire a team of mechanics
to rebuild the engine first, of course.

1033
01:23:08,631 --> 01:23:11,301
I know.
I'm saying, after that.

1034
01:23:11,925 --> 01:23:14,219
Just because I've decided to save your neck

1035
01:23:14,344 --> 01:23:17,556
and help you do this rescue
doesn't mean you've won me back.

1036
01:23:17,639 --> 01:23:19,765
Yes, ma'am.

1037
01:23:28,607 --> 01:23:30,649
Thanks.

1038
01:23:31,692 --> 01:23:35,446
Is the father out of the picture?

1039
01:23:35,529 --> 01:23:39,866
Actually, I was sort of terrified
about having this baby.

1040
01:23:39,949 --> 01:23:43,786
Right now, I'm not really scared of anything.

1041
01:23:43,869 --> 01:23:47,873
- Maybe it's my hormones.
- That makes sense.

1042
01:23:49,665 --> 01:23:54,170
I'm gonna tell you something confidentially
which won't be mentioned again.

1043
01:23:54,253 --> 01:23:58,173
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person
who can say this, including Steve...

1044
01:23:58,256 --> 01:24:00,926
Never mind how I found out.
I'm a scientist.

1045
01:24:01,009 --> 01:24:04,136
It's the thing that puzzles me
about Ned's situation.

1046
01:24:04,220 --> 01:24:07,014
- What is it?
- Zissou shoots blanks.

1047
01:24:10,809 --> 01:24:15,229
I think maybe it's because
he spent half his life underwater.

1048
01:24:47,756 --> 01:24:50,758
Let's try track three against picture.

1049
01:24:56,763 --> 01:25:01,643
A reef surrounds the Ping Islands,
warning intruders to keep their distance.

1050
01:25:03,936 --> 01:25:07,189
Today, we discover
one of its victims off the coast of Ping 3.

1051
01:25:09,524 --> 01:25:14,654
Our colleague, Alistair Hennessey,
and his crew are nowhere to be found.

1052
01:25:14,779 --> 01:25:16,864
We will land at dawn.

1053
01:25:18,449 --> 01:25:20,159
Not bad.

1054
01:25:20,242 --> 01:25:22,452
We'll temp it with that, anyway.

1055
01:25:57,774 --> 01:26:00,066
All right, let's go.

1056
01:26:22,169 --> 01:26:24,003
Oh, shit. Swamp leeches.

1057
01:26:24,087 --> 01:26:27,090
Everybody check for swamp leeches
and pull 'em off.

1058
01:26:31,551 --> 01:26:33,845
Nobody else got hit? What's the deal?

1059
01:26:37,014 --> 01:26:40,226
What a shame.
They had a bartender here, Keno,

1060
01:26:40,309 --> 01:26:44,062
made the best rum Cannonball I've ever tasted.

1061
01:26:44,187 --> 01:26:46,564
You ready, Vikram?

1062
01:26:47,856 --> 01:26:51,276
- About six and a half.
- All right, shall we do this?

1063
01:27:15,171 --> 01:27:18,258
Barometer's falling.
It's gonna rain. We gotta be quick.

1064
01:27:18,341 --> 01:27:20,634
- Where are they?
- Unknown. Split into groups.

1065
01:27:20,717 --> 01:27:23,178
I'll take Ned, Ogata, and Wolodarsky.

1066
01:27:23,303 --> 01:27:27,140
Thanks.
Thanks a lot for not picking me.

1067
01:27:27,223 --> 01:27:30,976
What? We're smack in the middle
of a lightning-strike rescue op, Klaus.

1068
01:27:31,101 --> 01:27:33,645
- What's the deal?
- I'm sick of being on B squad.

1069
01:27:33,728 --> 01:27:38,357
Listen, you may be on B squad,
but you're the B squad leader.

1070
01:27:39,358 --> 01:27:43,653
Don't you know me and Esteban
always thought of you as our baby brother?

1071
01:27:43,736 --> 01:27:46,698
I've always thought of you two as my dads.

1072
01:27:47,699 --> 01:27:51,118
Please don't let anyone
make fun of me for saying so.

1073
01:27:51,243 --> 01:27:55,788
I can't guarantee that, Klausy, but I'll try.
Can we get on with the manoeuvres now?

1074
01:27:56,581 --> 01:27:58,708
Wolodarsky, you got something?

1075
01:27:58,791 --> 01:28:00,835
Not yet.

1076
01:28:06,423 --> 01:28:08,466
Anybody see anybody?

1077
01:28:08,591 --> 01:28:10,468
Empty.

1078
01:28:14,721 --> 01:28:16,639
- Klaus, pirates?
- No.

1079
01:28:16,723 --> 01:28:19,184
I think this whole place is deserted.

1080
01:28:19,309 --> 01:28:21,935
Shit. We played a bum hunch.

1081
01:28:22,019 --> 01:28:27,148
Fuck. OK, let's not get down on ourselves.
We got two more Ping Islands to check out,

1082
01:28:27,231 --> 01:28:29,776
except I don't know
if we have enough gas to do it.

1083
01:28:29,859 --> 01:28:33,612
Dammit, Steve!

1084
01:28:33,695 --> 01:28:36,239
This sucks.

1085
01:28:36,323 --> 01:28:38,991
I'm disappointed in myself.

1086
01:28:44,871 --> 01:28:49,667
My first wife, Jacqueline,
and I spent our honeymoon here.

1087
01:28:51,043 --> 01:28:53,420
Things are pretty different now.

1088
01:28:56,340 --> 01:28:58,716
All right, let's check out.

1089
01:29:04,596 --> 01:29:06,681
Did you get that, Vikram?

1090
01:29:06,765 --> 01:29:07,933
Uh, yeah.

1091
01:29:08,016 --> 01:29:11,685
Good. We'll give them
the reality this time.

1092
01:29:11,769 --> 01:29:15,605
A washed-up old man with no friends,
no distribution deal,

1093
01:29:15,730 --> 01:29:18,400
wife on the rocks, people laughing at him,

1094
01:29:18,483 --> 01:29:20,693
feeling sorry for himself.

1095
01:29:21,069 --> 01:29:24,738
Can I have a word alone with my son, please?

1096
01:29:26,490 --> 01:29:29,575
- Are you all right?
- Not really.

1097
01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:38,291
By the way, I've been trying to think of a
nickname that might mean the right thing.

1098
01:29:38,417 --> 01:29:40,459
I came up with "Papa Steve".

1099
01:29:50,844 --> 01:29:55,889
I'm sorry I never acknowledged
your existence all those years.

1100
01:29:56,014 --> 01:29:58,475
It won't happen again.
I mean it.

1101
01:30:01,185 --> 01:30:03,646
You are my son to me.

1102
01:30:03,771 --> 01:30:06,231
Almost more so.

1103
01:30:07,274 --> 01:30:11,777
See, for me to meet a guy
like you at this time in my life...

1104
01:30:12,987 --> 01:30:15,656
I don't know. Uh... it's just...

1105
01:30:16,657 --> 01:30:19,909
I wanna communicate my feelings to you,

1106
01:30:20,034 --> 01:30:24,037
but... I think I might start to cry.

1107
01:30:26,540 --> 01:30:30,293
That's OK.

1108
01:30:31,335 --> 01:30:33,546
There's something in the coat check.

1109
01:30:40,302 --> 01:30:42,845
Hey, Billy. You OK?

1110
01:30:42,970 --> 01:30:47,016
- Did you get my message?
- Yeah. It was kinda garbled.

1111
01:30:54,605 --> 01:30:56,273
Jesus.

1112
01:30:56,356 --> 01:30:58,650
These pirates are monsters.

1113
01:30:58,776 --> 01:31:03,112
But remember, I shot one of their guys
in the neck last week and killed him, so...

1114
01:31:03,196 --> 01:31:05,490
I think we're OK, too.

1115
01:31:06,782 --> 01:31:07,866
Where's Cody?

1116
01:31:12,287 --> 01:31:14,288
Cody?

1117
01:31:29,093 --> 01:31:31,052
See you...

1118
01:31:32,470 --> 01:31:35,431
Steven, are you rescuing me?

1119
01:31:40,644 --> 01:31:42,604
Fold.

1120
01:31:57,616 --> 01:31:59,910
Klaus, bring the dynamite.

1121
01:32:15,297 --> 01:32:18,968
They were in there after all!
Run! Go! Move now!

1122
01:32:30,310 --> 01:32:33,730
Vikram got some great footage
of your boat. I guess it's totalled?

1123
01:32:33,855 --> 01:32:37,775
Perhaps. We're extremely well insured.
I'll probably come out ahead.

1124
01:32:37,859 --> 01:32:42,571
Although we'll obviously have
to crew up from scratch next time.

1125
01:32:42,654 --> 01:32:45,448
They made soup of my research turtles.

1126
01:32:55,206 --> 01:32:57,583
Ogata, give some first aid to Pele.

1127
01:32:57,708 --> 01:33:00,252
Klausy, Ned-o.

1128
01:33:00,335 --> 01:33:03,921
Dig in and hold these rustlers off
while I call in the rendezvous.

1129
01:33:04,005 --> 01:33:05,506
We'll meet on the beach.

1130
01:33:07,008 --> 01:33:09,218
You're A squad.

1131
01:33:10,385 --> 01:33:13,555
Renzo, Renzo, Renzo.
Anybody, hello? Hello?

1132
01:33:13,638 --> 01:33:15,931
This gizmo's out of juice.

1133
01:33:18,976 --> 01:33:20,436
Thanks.

1134
01:33:25,023 --> 01:33:26,399
No, Captain.

1135
01:33:26,483 --> 01:33:29,276
That's Cedric. He's a friend.

1136
01:33:30,527 --> 01:33:32,404
Merci. Cedric.

1137
01:33:32,529 --> 01:33:35,156
Remind me, we'll send him
a red cap and a Speedo.

1138
01:33:37,909 --> 01:33:41,912
Wolodarsky, go get the keys to that
fishing boat and throw them in the water.

1139
01:33:41,995 --> 01:33:45,749
No, wait. They might have
another set. Just blow it up.

1140
01:33:47,958 --> 01:33:49,377
Hey, Ned.

1141
01:33:49,460 --> 01:33:52,671
It looks like we recovered your inheritance.

1142
01:33:53,713 --> 01:33:54,881
Klausy.

1143
01:34:06,099 --> 01:34:08,810
That's it. I'm retired.

1144
01:34:23,197 --> 01:34:25,824
Oh, no, we forgot Cody.
We gotta go back.

1145
01:34:32,788 --> 01:34:35,457
Goodbye, Cody.

1146
01:34:53,472 --> 01:34:57,475
See, this represents the Belafonte.
And here's Pescespada Island,

1147
01:34:57,559 --> 01:35:00,020
and that circle represents friendship,

1148
01:35:00,145 --> 01:35:02,771
and the K here stands for Klaus.

1149
01:35:02,855 --> 01:35:05,315
Where's your symbol, Ned?

1150
01:35:05,399 --> 01:35:07,400
I didn't wanna impose myself.

1151
01:35:07,483 --> 01:35:11,070
Klaus is right.
The flag needs a Ned symbol.

1152
01:35:11,195 --> 01:35:15,741
I suppose we could put an N
on the side of that octopus.

1153
01:35:15,824 --> 01:35:18,368
What's that stand for over there?

1154
01:35:18,493 --> 01:35:20,202
That's Esteban.

1155
01:35:20,745 --> 01:35:23,039
It was working OK until late last night,

1156
01:35:23,164 --> 01:35:26,499
but now the tracking system's
gone completely on the fritz.

1157
01:35:27,083 --> 01:35:32,588
Screw it. Sell it for scrap along with the
boat and the submarines. I'm going home.

1158
01:35:33,130 --> 01:35:36,258
Let's take up the whirlybird
and see what we find, anyway.

1159
01:35:36,342 --> 01:35:39,761
I got a feeling we can spot this fish from 111 feet up.

1160
01:35:39,844 --> 01:35:43,597
Ned, I don't know
if I ever even saw the bastard.

1161
01:35:44,723 --> 01:35:48,643
I have $ 275,000 invested in this damn production.

1162
01:35:48,727 --> 01:35:52,313
Something ate Esteban,
didn't it? Now lead!

1163
01:35:53,481 --> 01:35:55,524
Right?

1164
01:35:55,649 --> 01:35:57,859
Right? Ho!

1165
01:36:01,863 --> 01:36:02,363
Ho.

1166
01:36:21,879 --> 01:36:23,464
What's that?

1167
01:36:23,547 --> 01:36:25,591
Letter from Jane.

1168
01:36:25,675 --> 01:36:28,551
What does she say?

1169
01:36:28,635 --> 01:36:31,096
Nothing to speak of.

1170
01:36:39,936 --> 01:36:42,397
Thank you for putting me on the flag, Ned.

1171
01:36:42,480 --> 01:36:44,941
Of course, Klaus. It was my pleasure.

1172
01:36:45,024 --> 01:36:46,984
But you stitched me onto the dolphin,

1173
01:36:47,109 --> 01:36:49,736
and I want you to know
how much that means to me.

1174
01:36:49,820 --> 01:36:51,779
Well, I'm very pleased you liked it.

1175
01:36:51,862 --> 01:36:55,199
You're not listening!
I didn't just like it...

1176
01:37:01,621 --> 01:37:06,333
- You understand?
- Yes, I do. Thank you, Klaus.

1177
01:37:18,010 --> 01:37:20,220
I've still got yours, of course.

1178
01:37:20,345 --> 01:37:21,680
My what?

1179
01:37:27,059 --> 01:37:31,479
"Dear Captain Zissou, I am 12 years old
and live in Jawbone, Kentucky."

1180
01:37:31,563 --> 01:37:34,441
"A creek runs behind our house,
where I live with my mother."

1181
01:37:34,523 --> 01:37:36,275
"She met you once some years ago,

1182
01:37:36,358 --> 01:37:40,279
and I collect and catalogue
amphibians, reptiles and insects."

1183
01:37:40,404 --> 01:37:43,364
"I don't know what
this one's called, so I named it."

1184
01:37:43,448 --> 01:37:47,367
"You are probably my one of, if not
the favourite person I've ever studied."

1185
01:37:47,451 --> 01:37:50,370
"I plan to be either
A: an oceanographer,

1186
01:37:50,454 --> 01:37:52,748
B: an architect,
C: a pilot."

1187
01:37:52,831 --> 01:37:56,208
"Thank you for your good work.
Sincerely, Ned Plimpton,

1188
01:37:56,292 --> 01:37:58,586
Blue Star Cadet, Zissou Society."

1189
01:37:58,669 --> 01:38:01,338
"PS: Do you ever wish
you could breathe underwater?"

1190
01:38:05,549 --> 01:38:08,510
I still wish I could breathe underwater.

1191
01:38:08,594 --> 01:38:10,387
Me, too, Ned.

1192
01:38:16,809 --> 01:38:20,312
- Fluorescent snapper.
- What? Really? What's that?

1193
01:38:20,437 --> 01:38:23,814
A good sign. The last time
we saw that big shitkicker here...

1194
01:38:29,986 --> 01:38:32,280
Something popped up there, didn't it?

1195
01:38:32,405 --> 01:38:35,075
I heard a pin snap loose
on the rotator mechanism.

1196
01:38:40,746 --> 01:38:43,206
This is gonna hurt.

1197
01:39:00,262 --> 01:39:01,262
Ned!

1198
01:39:02,263 --> 01:39:04,057
Ned!

1199
01:39:08,644 --> 01:39:11,522
- Ned.
- Hey, Stevesie.

1200
01:39:19,987 --> 01:39:21,947
Are you OK?

1201
01:39:22,990 --> 01:39:25,367
I think I'm OK.

1202
01:39:27,493 --> 01:39:30,454
What happened?
Did we hit something?

1203
01:39:31,455 --> 01:39:33,832
Most likely not.

1204
01:39:34,833 --> 01:39:37,544
I think maybe the pushrod failed.

1205
01:39:38,961 --> 01:39:43,090
I'm sorry, Ned. I should've
scrapped this chopper ten years ago.

1206
01:39:43,173 --> 01:39:48,386
Maybe I should've autorotated and
performed a high bank during our descent.

1207
01:39:48,511 --> 01:39:51,471
We might've crashed a little softer.

1208
01:39:52,931 --> 01:39:56,851
Probably wouldn't have made
any difference, though.

1209
01:41:04,991 --> 01:41:06,785
All hands, bury the dead.

1210
01:42:12,756 --> 01:42:16,969
This is the first time
Eleanor's ever cried in front of me.

1211
01:42:17,052 --> 01:42:20,138
Except for once when she got her arm
caught in the deck winch.

1212
01:42:21,764 --> 01:42:25,183
Is this my espresso machine?

1213
01:42:26,184 --> 01:42:29,187
How did you get my espresso machine?

1214
01:42:29,271 --> 01:42:31,355
Well, uh...

1215
01:42:31,439 --> 01:42:33,733
We fucking stole it, man.

1216
01:42:36,985 --> 01:42:42,490
Ali, why don't you go powder your nose?
I need to talk to your ex-wife.

1217
01:42:47,286 --> 01:42:50,955
We've never made great husbands, have we?

1218
01:42:51,080 --> 01:42:54,667
Of course, I have a good excuse.
I'm part gay.

1219
01:42:55,709 --> 01:42:58,003
Supposedly, everyone is.

1220
01:43:10,555 --> 01:43:13,432
I never told you this, but I was hoping...

1221
01:43:13,515 --> 01:43:17,978
we might get the chance to adopt Ned.
I think he would've wanted it that way.

1222
01:43:18,062 --> 01:43:21,397
- Would you have gone along with me?
- He was 30, Steve.

1223
01:43:21,522 --> 01:43:24,150
But I'd have considered it.

1224
01:43:24,233 --> 01:43:25,568
Thanks, Eleanor.

1225
01:43:26,068 --> 01:43:28,153
We're a dying breed.

1226
01:43:28,236 --> 01:43:30,864
Yeah.

1227
01:43:30,948 --> 01:43:33,574
I guess we were all right
while we lasted, though.

1228
01:43:33,658 --> 01:43:36,577
Oh, we were like glory's gate, my darling.

1229
01:43:36,661 --> 01:43:40,747
We were like that bloody shark of yours.
We swam with the, um, uh...

1230
01:43:40,830 --> 01:43:45,042
Oh, goddammit. I had it on the plane.
What was I gonna say?

1231
01:43:45,125 --> 01:43:48,712
- Ah, well, it's good to see you.
- How's your passport status?

1232
01:43:48,796 --> 01:43:52,173
Much better, thank you.
I'm back down to X-4.

1233
01:43:52,257 --> 01:43:55,510
Tell me, who knocked up the reporter?

1234
01:43:57,302 --> 01:43:58,553
I don't know.

1235
01:44:05,643 --> 01:44:07,687
Thanks for showing me the first draft.

1236
01:44:07,812 --> 01:44:11,022
You read it. What did you think?

1237
01:44:11,106 --> 01:44:13,483
Well, I was a little embarrassed at first.

1238
01:44:13,566 --> 01:44:18,279
Obviously people are gonna think
I'm a showboat and a little bit of a prick,

1239
01:44:18,404 --> 01:44:21,239
but then I realised...

1240
01:44:21,322 --> 01:44:23,116
That's me.

1241
01:44:23,199 --> 01:44:26,160
I said those things, I did those things.

1242
01:44:27,161 --> 01:44:29,454
I can live with that.

1243
01:44:31,623 --> 01:44:33,833
You're a good writer, Jane.

1244
01:44:33,958 --> 01:44:36,085
It's the effing cover.

1245
01:44:37,086 --> 01:44:38,963
Attagirl.

1246
01:44:40,005 --> 01:44:42,549
Excuse me.

1247
01:44:42,632 --> 01:44:47,428
Sorry to interrupt, but we got the scanning
monitor up. Looks like the jaguar shark,

1248
01:44:47,511 --> 01:44:52,390
or whatever it is that we're tracking,
is in a trench on the far side of the reef.

1249
01:44:56,227 --> 01:45:00,063
What the hell is going on
in here with the wiring?

1250
01:45:04,234 --> 01:45:06,527
Anybody feel like going for a ride?

1251
01:45:16,536 --> 01:45:20,789
Ned's Theme, take one.

1252
01:45:24,000 --> 01:45:28,755
I hooked a rhinestone bluefin
on a rope to give him something to eat.

1253
01:46:14,292 --> 01:46:19,421
Is that one of mine? I think
one of my research turtles survived.

1254
01:46:59,539 --> 01:47:01,832
Yeah, looks good.

1255
01:48:10,848 --> 01:48:14,685
- Is that him?
- That's him, Klaus.

1256
01:48:35,661 --> 01:48:37,871
Are we... Are we safe in here?

1257
01:48:38,914 --> 01:48:40,915
I doubt it.

1258
01:48:40,998 --> 01:48:43,751
You still want to blow him up?

1259
01:48:44,752 --> 01:48:48,088
No. We're out of dynamite, anyway.

1260
01:48:52,424 --> 01:48:55,177
It is beautiful, Steve.

1261
01:48:56,011 --> 01:48:58,013
Yeah, it's pretty good, isn't it?

1262
01:49:01,724 --> 01:49:04,018
I wonder if it remembers me.

1263
01:49:30,164 --> 01:49:33,334
In 12 years, he'll be 11 and a half.

1264
01:49:36,295 --> 01:49:38,589
That was my favourite age.

1265
01:49:52,726 --> 01:49:56,478
- Like this?
- Just like that.

1266
01:49:56,604 --> 01:49:58,898
You do it, too.

1267
01:50:00,023 --> 01:50:05,612
We complete the adventure,
but another of our crew has been lost.

1268
01:50:05,695 --> 01:50:07,571
This one was my son.

1269
01:50:08,447 --> 01:50:10,824
Also our equity partner.

1270
01:50:11,575 --> 01:50:15,328
We start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.

1271
01:51:19,006 --> 01:51:20,507
Ho.

1272
01:51:20,632 --> 01:51:21,883
Ho.

1273
01:51:35,520 --> 01:51:37,814
This is an adventure.