1
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<i>When I was a kid,</i>

2
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<i>I used to carry
a rabbit's foot for good luck.</i>

3
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<i>But in Somalia,
I traded it for two cold Budweisers</i>

4
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<i>and a back issue of</i> Penthouse.

5
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<i>You hear people talk
about the horrors of war all the time,</i>

6
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<i>but the dirty little secret is,</i>

7
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<i>if you're just reporting it,</i>

8
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<i>war has its bright side as well.</i>

9
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<i>I know, I know. I'm sacrilegious.</i>

10
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<i>But being that close to death,</i>

11
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<i>being that alive,</i>

12
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<i>it's completely addictive.</i>

13
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<i>And if anyone tells you otherwise,
they are lying.</i>

14
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Fuck!

15
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I know.

16
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<i>I worked with Simon Hunt for nine years.</i>

17
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<i>We worked as a team
for the network news covering wars</i>

18
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<i>from El Salvador to Desert Storm
to the killing fields of Bosnia.</i>

19
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Are we moving or what?

20
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Yes, we're moving.

21
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I just wish I had a fucking Quaalude.

22
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<i>No one was crazier than he was.</i>

23
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<i>No one was as dangerous,</i>

24
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<i>as fun, or as good as he was.</i>

25
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Damn!

26
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<i>Even in the very worst of times.</i>

27
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God damn it.

28
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You film any of that?

29
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Are you kidding me?

30
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Well, what the hell are we doing here,
writing for <i>Travel and</i> fucking <i>Leisure?</i>

31
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We're here for one purpose
and one purpose only,

32
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and that's to get some
goddamn news footage here.

33
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That's why you're going to go back out
into this mess and shoot something.

34
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Ridiculous.

35
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Afraid not, Duckie Boy.

36
00:03:02,598 --> 00:03:04,566
Okay. You film it.

37
00:03:04,633 --> 00:03:06,498
- No, you fucking film it.
- You fucking film it.

38
00:03:07,403 --> 00:03:09,337
I don't know how to use
the fucking camera.

39
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Screw me.

40
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<i>Simon gave me balls
I never even knew I had.</i>

41
00:03:16,311 --> 00:03:19,474
<i>Of course, during our years together
I got shot four times,</i>

42
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<i>and Simon never got
as much as a scratch.</i>

43
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<i>But together we won lots of awards.</i>

44
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<i>Simon liked to point out, however,</i>

45
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<i>that news awards were like hemorrhoids:</i>

46
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<i>Eventually, every asshole gets one.</i>

47
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<i>But the fact was
Simon was the best in the business,</i>

48
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<i>and everyone knew it.</i>

49
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<i>He cared the most.</i>

50
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<i>He got the best stories.</i>

51
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<i>But things started to change
during the winter of 1994 in Bosnia.</i>

52
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<i>All the senseless brutality
of every war we had covered</i>

53
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<i>crystallized in one perfect
winter of tragedy.</i>

54
00:03:59,488 --> 00:04:02,980
<i>And then one day Simon snapped.</i>

55
00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:08,820
<i>I guess everyone snaps
once in their lifetime:</i>

56
00:04:08,897 --> 00:04:10,558
<i>At a boss...</i>

57
00:04:10,632 --> 00:04:12,156
<i>at a lover...</i>

58
00:04:12,234 --> 00:04:13,861
<i>at the world.</i>

59
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<i>But Simon's was a doozy.</i>

60
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<i>And I filmed it all,</i>

61
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<i>recording it for every journalism major</i>

62
00:04:21,877 --> 00:04:24,641
<i>to download from here to fucking eternity.</i>

63
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<i>We now go to Simon Hunt
in Bosnia with the story.</i>

64
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<i>Two years into a civil war</i>

65
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<i>that has ravaged
this once multi-ethnic country,</i>

66
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<i>Doctor Boghanovic's Bosnian Serb army</i>

67
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<i>continues in its quest to liquidate
the Bosnian Muslims from this region,</i>

68
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<i>today attacking yet another
supposed UN-protected village at will.</i>

69
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<i>Simon, some are saying</i>

70
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<i>that it was the Bosnian Muslims
who attacked first,</i>

71
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<i>causing this latest battle.</i>

72
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<i>- Simon, some are saying...
- It wasn't a battle, Franklin.</i>

73
00:05:00,949 --> 00:05:03,349
<i>It wasn't a battle, it was a slaughter.</i>

74
00:05:03,418 --> 00:05:06,819
<i>Well, Simon, certain
United Nations observers confirm...</i>

75
00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:07,913
<i>Who are you talking about?</i>

76
00:05:07,990 --> 00:05:11,653
<i>Are you talking about the Dutch?</i>

77
00:05:11,727 --> 00:05:13,558
<i>The Dutch?</i>

78
00:05:13,629 --> 00:05:15,756
<i>The Dutch were getting drunk</i>

79
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<i>with the Serb army guys on slivovice</i>

80
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<i>at the checkpoint earlier this morning.</i>

81
00:05:20,469 --> 00:05:23,165
<i>- Okay, thank you, Simon Hunt...
- Safe areas?</i>

82
00:05:23,238 --> 00:05:25,468
<i>These people were butchered</i>

83
00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:26,906
<i>Women were raped</i>

84
00:05:26,975 --> 00:05:28,806
<i>Children were murdered</i>

85
00:05:28,877 --> 00:05:30,970
<i>Oh, come on, Franklin</i>

86
00:05:31,046 --> 00:05:33,640
<i>Come on, don't get your panties
all in a twist.</i>

87
00:05:33,715 --> 00:05:35,205
<i>- We're live, Simon.
- Lathered up.</i>

88
00:05:35,284 --> 00:05:39,311
<i>You and your editor boys,
you can cut this part out of air.</i>

89
00:05:39,388 --> 00:05:40,821
<i>Timid little network cunts.</i>

90
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<i>There have been many distinguished
moments in television history.</i>

91
00:05:46,962 --> 00:05:48,793
<i>This wasn't one of them.</i>

92
00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:55,028
<i>After that, everything changed.</i>

93
00:05:58,173 --> 00:06:00,266
<i>Simon, of course, got canned.</i>

94
00:06:06,848 --> 00:06:08,543
<i>And I, on the other hand,</i>

95
00:06:08,617 --> 00:06:11,643
<i>received the opposite end
of the network spear.</i>

96
00:06:13,655 --> 00:06:14,986
<i>I got promoted.</i>

97
00:06:16,458 --> 00:06:19,427
<i>Guess a little reward for having to endure</i>

98
00:06:19,494 --> 00:06:21,553
<i>the embarrassment that was Simon Hunt</i>

99
00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:23,791
<i>for all those years.</i>

100
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<i>I got sent to New York and was offered
the cushiest job in the business:</i>

101
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<i>Chief cameraman for Franklin Harris,</i>

102
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<i>the network anchorman.</i>

103
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<i>I suddenly had what
everyone else wanted:</i>

104
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<i>World capitals,</i>

105
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<i>state dinners,</i>

106
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<i>first-class jets.</i>

107
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<i>And I took advantage
of every gift bag they gave me.</i>

108
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<i>Simon had it harder.</i>

109
00:06:54,796 --> 00:06:57,856
<i>- Much harder.
- Simon Hunt here in Northern Gaza.</i>

110
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<i>He stumbled through
a half dozen cable news jobs,</i>

111
00:07:01,470 --> 00:07:03,563
<i>one more demeaning than the next...</i>

112
00:07:06,541 --> 00:07:08,133
What the fuck are you doing?

113
00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:10,201
<i>...which usually ended with him quitting</i>

114
00:07:10,279 --> 00:07:13,248
<i>or getting fired for in subordination.</i>

115
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Got great tape!
Great, great tape!

116
00:07:16,084 --> 00:07:19,542
<i>Finally he hit the bottom rung
of a journalist's career:</i>

117
00:07:19,621 --> 00:07:23,113
<i>Showing up at a war
on nobody's dime but his own.</i>

118
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$500.

119
00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:26,059
I'll take five hundred.

120
00:07:26,128 --> 00:07:27,652
A world exclusive.

121
00:07:27,729 --> 00:07:30,698
Don't you owe me
300 from Gaza?

122
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<i>It's a shitty life.</i>

123
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<i>Soon after that, I stopped hearing
from Simon altogether.</i>

124
00:07:39,341 --> 00:07:42,640
<i>And then he dropped
completely off the radar.</i>

125
00:07:42,711 --> 00:07:44,804
<i>There were rumors of spottings</i>

126
00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:48,680
<i>in certain war zones
you wouldn't even want to fly over.</i>

127
00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:51,878
<i>Stories like that.</i>

128
00:07:51,953 --> 00:07:54,581
<i>And then slowly...</i>

129
00:07:54,656 --> 00:07:56,146
<i>the stories stopped.</i>

130
00:07:57,159 --> 00:07:59,627
<i>As for me?</i>

131
00:07:59,695 --> 00:08:02,562
<i>Did I miss the action?</i>

132
00:08:02,631 --> 00:08:06,328
<i>Did I want to go back
to the carnage and craziness?</i>

133
00:08:06,401 --> 00:08:08,528
<i>The adrenaline and nonstop erection</i>

134
00:08:08,603 --> 00:08:13,097
<i>that comes from fear and death and war?</i>

135
00:08:13,175 --> 00:08:14,767
<i>Absolutely not.</i>

136
00:08:16,812 --> 00:08:19,212
<i>And that was the lie I lived with.</i>

137
00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,267
- Watch the land mine.
- What?

138
00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,235
Okay, that's not funny.

139
00:09:15,303 --> 00:09:16,827
No, I just read there's
supposed to still be

140
00:09:16,905 --> 00:09:19,339
over 500,000 un-detonated land mines
in this country.

141
00:09:19,408 --> 00:09:21,239
You know, the last time I was here,

142
00:09:21,309 --> 00:09:23,539
there was a sniper positioned right there

143
00:09:23,612 --> 00:09:25,443
taking potshots at my ass.

144
00:09:25,514 --> 00:09:28,039
Five-year anniversary. It's a good story.

145
00:09:28,116 --> 00:09:30,311
Duck, you should talk
to some of your old contacts

146
00:09:30,385 --> 00:09:32,376
and work with Benjamin.

147
00:09:32,454 --> 00:09:35,048
I want to do something
on the reconciliation.

148
00:09:35,123 --> 00:09:37,853
You know, Muslim and Serb widow
sort of thing.

149
00:09:37,926 --> 00:09:39,416
- Yes, sir. It will be done.
- Good.

150
00:09:39,494 --> 00:09:40,722
- Watch the land mine.
- What?

151
00:09:40,796 --> 00:09:42,764
Okay, really, this isn't funny.

152
00:09:42,831 --> 00:09:44,389
First overseas assignment

153
00:09:44,466 --> 00:09:45,694
producing a piece on something

154
00:09:45,767 --> 00:09:47,701
you seem to know very little about,

155
00:09:47,769 --> 00:09:49,259
could be pretty damn funny.

156
00:09:49,337 --> 00:09:50,565
Yeah, Franklin and my father

157
00:09:50,639 --> 00:09:52,630
thought this would be a good
first foreign assignment for me.

158
00:09:52,707 --> 00:09:54,470
You know, get my feet wet.

159
00:09:54,543 --> 00:09:56,977
And whose kid are you again?

160
00:09:57,045 --> 00:09:58,706
The network vice-president's.

161
00:10:00,248 --> 00:10:01,875
- Oh.
- Yeah.

162
00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,315
I'm trying to read everything I can,

163
00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:05,182
but this war was complicated as all hell.

164
00:10:05,253 --> 00:10:06,982
It was hell.

165
00:10:07,055 --> 00:10:09,114
Ain't nothing complicated about that.

166
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:44,686
<i># Pusti, pusti, modu #</i>

167
00:10:53,134 --> 00:10:55,329
Look what the cat dragged in.

168
00:10:55,403 --> 00:10:56,700
Duck!

169
00:10:57,906 --> 00:11:00,170
He has actually graced us with his presence.

170
00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,903
And his expense account.
Drinks on the network.

171
00:11:01,977 --> 00:11:04,411
No, it's not.
Don't listen to anything he says.

172
00:11:04,479 --> 00:11:05,468
Hey, man.

173
00:11:05,547 --> 00:11:07,037
Back in the trenches
with the commoners, huh?

174
00:11:07,115 --> 00:11:09,242
- Oh, Brady, you look great.
- Good to see you, man.

175
00:11:09,317 --> 00:11:11,478
- You look like shit, mate.
- So does your mama.

176
00:11:11,553 --> 00:11:13,487
It's all that money and pussy.
It's fucking destroyed him.

177
00:11:13,555 --> 00:11:15,045
Two Sara jevskas, please.

178
00:11:15,123 --> 00:11:16,954
Excuse me if I can afford a bar of soap.

179
00:11:17,025 --> 00:11:18,515
All y'all look like y'all need a bath.

180
00:11:18,593 --> 00:11:20,686
Duck!

181
00:11:20,762 --> 00:11:24,562
- We have a very special guest this evening.
- What?

182
00:11:24,633 --> 00:11:26,396
- And she's a virgin.
- No.

183
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,698
We gonna get her fucked up!

184
00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:30,704
Your first time,
and you're traveling with Duck?

185
00:11:30,772 --> 00:11:32,330
I hope you brought your flak jacket.

186
00:11:32,407 --> 00:11:34,272
Last newbie who traveled with him
lost one of his balls.

187
00:11:34,342 --> 00:11:35,468
It's true.

188
00:11:35,544 --> 00:11:37,307
That's why they sent the Duck
back to New York.

189
00:11:37,379 --> 00:11:38,971
He attracts mortar fire like shit attracts flies.

190
00:11:40,115 --> 00:11:42,106
- Jubilee, buddy.
- Jubilee.

191
00:11:42,183 --> 00:11:44,913
It's good to see you.

192
00:11:44,986 --> 00:11:47,955
It's insane. NATO has 20,000
peace-keeping troops

193
00:11:48,023 --> 00:11:49,957
<i>in a country half the size of Kentucky,</i>

194
00:11:50,025 --> 00:11:52,016
and they can't find
any of these fucking war criminals.

195
00:11:52,093 --> 00:11:54,527
There's no way this country is going
to get its economy back up

196
00:11:54,596 --> 00:11:56,655
until it starts catching
some of these assholes.

197
00:11:56,731 --> 00:11:58,392
Until they catch the Fox.

198
00:11:58,466 --> 00:12:00,764
Now that would be a great story.

199
00:12:00,835 --> 00:12:02,427
Yeah? Who's the Fox?

200
00:12:06,908 --> 00:12:09,502
Where's that Bosnian war book
you've been reading?

201
00:12:09,611 --> 00:12:10,737
Uh-oh.

202
00:12:10,812 --> 00:12:12,040
It never gets old.

203
00:12:12,113 --> 00:12:13,171
It's not pretty.

204
00:12:13,248 --> 00:12:14,237
Thank you.

205
00:12:17,018 --> 00:12:19,680
Doctor Dragoslav Boghanovic,
the Fox,

206
00:12:19,754 --> 00:12:23,485
is the most wanted war criminal in Bosnia.

207
00:12:23,558 --> 00:12:25,719
During the war,
he ordered the rape and murder

208
00:12:25,794 --> 00:12:28,957
of thousands of innocent Muslims.

209
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:35,535
There's a $5 million bounty
on his little arrogant head.

210
00:12:36,438 --> 00:12:37,564
Oh.

211
00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:38,936
Yeah.

212
00:12:39,007 --> 00:12:41,999
You got everyone from the UN,

213
00:12:42,077 --> 00:12:44,443
CIA, and NATO,

214
00:12:44,512 --> 00:12:46,844
and every bounty hunter
from here to Chuck Norris

215
00:12:46,915 --> 00:12:48,007
looking for him.

216
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:50,984
I think that poor boy needs
some slivovice quick.

217
00:12:52,287 --> 00:12:53,686
It's good.

218
00:12:53,755 --> 00:12:54,847
It's brandy.

219
00:12:54,923 --> 00:12:56,720
Yeah? How good?

220
00:12:56,791 --> 00:12:59,055
Let's put it this way.
There's an old Bosnian saying

221
00:12:59,127 --> 00:13:01,357
that when a bottle of this stuff
is on the table,

222
00:13:01,429 --> 00:13:04,262
the devil's sitting in the corner laughing.

223
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,661
You know what I was just thinking of?

224
00:13:08,737 --> 00:13:11,900
If every day is a holiday
at the Holiday Inn...

225
00:13:11,973 --> 00:13:13,964
- That's not your room.
- I know.

226
00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:16,067
Then what do they do...

227
00:13:16,144 --> 00:13:18,806
What do they do about Christmas time?

228
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,677
Look, man,
if I don't see you at breakfast,

229
00:13:20,749 --> 00:13:22,376
I'm going to have NATO send a task force

230
00:13:22,450 --> 00:13:23,576
to search for you.

231
00:13:23,652 --> 00:13:25,586
Okay.

232
00:13:25,654 --> 00:13:27,554
Good night, Duck.

233
00:13:27,622 --> 00:13:28,850
Hey, hey, hey!

234
00:13:28,923 --> 00:13:29,947
Duck!

235
00:13:30,025 --> 00:13:32,454
Oh, God.

236
00:13:43,004 --> 00:13:44,972
- Hello, Duckie.
- Oh, fuck!

237
00:13:48,343 --> 00:13:49,537
Simon.

238
00:13:51,813 --> 00:13:53,781
Surprise.

239
00:13:54,783 --> 00:13:56,114
How the hell are you?

240
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,553
Get over here.

241
00:14:02,557 --> 00:14:03,888
Been good.

242
00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:06,392
Been good.
Been around.

243
00:14:06,461 --> 00:14:08,759
Amazing how many
crappy wars you'll find

244
00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,923
if you go looking for 'em.

245
00:14:10,999 --> 00:14:14,400
- But you're okay?
- Yeah, sure. Yeah.

246
00:14:14,469 --> 00:14:15,993
I've been getting through.

247
00:14:18,306 --> 00:14:21,469
I hope you don't mind.
I raided your honor bar over there.

248
00:14:21,543 --> 00:14:24,876
Purloined a few
of your little bottles of vodka.

249
00:14:24,946 --> 00:14:26,538
So what else is new?

250
00:14:26,614 --> 00:14:29,913
I watched you guys today
doing your report up on a bridge.

251
00:14:29,984 --> 00:14:31,975
Franklin's not looking half bad.

252
00:14:32,053 --> 00:14:34,078
He have some work done?

253
00:14:34,155 --> 00:14:37,056
- Eyelift.
- Oh.

254
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:40,094
- But you were watching us, huh?
- Yeah. Yeah.

255
00:14:40,161 --> 00:14:41,685
Yeah, I was...

256
00:14:42,731 --> 00:14:44,221
I was hoping maybe I could convince you

257
00:14:44,299 --> 00:14:47,291
to shoot my stand-up report
tomorrow at the ceremony.

258
00:14:47,368 --> 00:14:49,632
You know, old <i>times'</i> sake.

259
00:14:49,704 --> 00:14:52,172
Yeah, sure.

260
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,935
You know,
I could save a little money

261
00:14:54,008 --> 00:14:58,001
if I didn't have to hire
a cameraman, so...

262
00:14:58,079 --> 00:15:02,243
I'm going to sell it
to the Germans or Jamaicans.

263
00:15:03,618 --> 00:15:05,085
Yeah.

264
00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:17,923
Fuck, Simon.

265
00:15:19,734 --> 00:15:24,364
You know, I meant to try
and track you down.

266
00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:26,837
Don't worry about it.

267
00:15:34,415 --> 00:15:36,042
Don't worry, Duck.

268
00:15:44,659 --> 00:15:47,025
I heard rumors.

269
00:15:47,095 --> 00:15:49,495
They're all true.

270
00:15:54,469 --> 00:15:56,130
I got something, Duck.

271
00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:00,030
Not just the anniversary,
I got a real story.

272
00:16:00,108 --> 00:16:02,338
Something that could put me
right back on the map.

273
00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:07,511
I thought you might be interested. Huh?

274
00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:16,655
It's not like I don't want to.

275
00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:17,748
I just...

276
00:16:17,826 --> 00:16:21,523
You know, I'd do anything for you.

277
00:16:21,596 --> 00:16:24,087
But I'm meeting this girl in Greece
the day after tomorrow,

278
00:16:24,165 --> 00:16:27,657
and it's just not something
I can cancel, you know?

279
00:16:27,735 --> 00:16:29,100
Just shitty timing.

280
00:16:29,170 --> 00:16:33,300
I got this three-week vacation and all.

281
00:16:33,374 --> 00:16:36,002
Look, but I'll still do
your stand-up tomorrow.

282
00:16:36,077 --> 00:16:38,602
Look, I... I got to get out of here.

283
00:16:39,914 --> 00:16:41,074
What, already?

284
00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:43,644
Simon!

285
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,687
- Great to see you, Duck.
- Simon!

286
00:16:57,398 --> 00:17:02,267
The white doves released
to denote peace around the world.

287
00:17:02,337 --> 00:17:06,603
Peace especially in Sarajevo
and Bosnia-Herzegovina.

288
00:17:15,717 --> 00:17:16,809
Simon Hunt.

289
00:17:18,353 --> 00:17:20,150
I thought you were dead.

290
00:17:20,221 --> 00:17:21,415
Franklin.

291
00:17:21,489 --> 00:17:23,184
You look good.

292
00:17:23,258 --> 00:17:24,657
Very taut.

293
00:17:26,794 --> 00:17:28,489
Duck said you were coming by here.

294
00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:31,828
That's fine with me
if you wanna piggyback with us.

295
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,391
- I got no hard feelings.
- Oh, thank you.

296
00:17:34,469 --> 00:17:37,438
Thank you, Franklin.
Magnanimous as always.

297
00:17:37,505 --> 00:17:39,735
I promise I won't try to steal Duckie back.

298
00:17:39,807 --> 00:17:43,004
Oh, you can't afford him.
Hell, I could hardly afford him.

299
00:17:43,077 --> 00:17:46,478
Benjamin, meet Simon Hunt,
a former star with our network.

300
00:17:46,547 --> 00:17:48,879
Simon, Benjamin Strauss.

301
00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:51,976
Benjamin, you look young enough
to be someone important's son.

302
00:17:52,053 --> 00:17:54,851
Yeah. The network vice-president's.

303
00:17:56,391 --> 00:17:57,824
You know, I thought you were dead, too.

304
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,428
What?

305
00:18:01,496 --> 00:18:03,589
Simon used to be our best correspondent

306
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:07,123
till he flamed out on national television.

307
00:18:07,201 --> 00:18:08,327
Yeah. No, I remember.

308
00:18:10,438 --> 00:18:12,929
I mean, we studied it
in journalism school.

309
00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:22,443
Reporting from
the five-year anniversary ceremony

310
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:26,476
for Jamaican television,
this is Simon Hunt in Sarajevo.

311
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:32,216
Reporting for Peruvian state television,

312
00:18:32,293 --> 00:18:34,955
I'm Simon Hunt in Sarajevo.

313
00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:38,760
Reporting for
the Polish television news network,

314
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:41,097
I'm Simon Hunt in Sarajevo.

315
00:18:41,169 --> 00:18:44,297
I hope one of these bastards buys this.

316
00:18:44,372 --> 00:18:46,397
Hope so.

317
00:18:46,474 --> 00:18:49,466
Check the atlas.
I don't think you got any countries left.

318
00:18:49,544 --> 00:18:51,205
Yeah, well,

319
00:18:51,279 --> 00:18:52,837
considering what I got up my sleeve,

320
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,279
it won't matter much.

321
00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:03,388
Hey, get this back to the hotel.
I'll meet you there later.

322
00:19:04,859 --> 00:19:06,349
All right, daddy, what's the story?

323
00:19:09,263 --> 00:19:10,594
You make the call?

324
00:19:10,665 --> 00:19:11,791
What call?

325
00:19:11,866 --> 00:19:14,334
To your little Greek souvlaki.

326
00:19:16,671 --> 00:19:18,502
'Cause this story's too big to waste

327
00:19:18,573 --> 00:19:22,339
if you're just going to get on a plane
like Facelift Franklin.

328
00:19:27,615 --> 00:19:29,515
You're getting soft, Duckie.

329
00:19:29,584 --> 00:19:32,348
You've gotten real soft
around the edges.

330
00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:34,411
You're like a racehorse
that's been put out to pasture.

331
00:19:34,489 --> 00:19:36,218
Yeah, and you can fuck off, Simon.

332
00:19:36,290 --> 00:19:38,850
But when I know that you're ready
to do serious journalism,

333
00:19:38,926 --> 00:19:42,020
instead of that anchorman fluff
they've reduced you to,

334
00:19:42,096 --> 00:19:43,358
I'll fill you in, okay?

335
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:47,925
What's the story, you motherfucker?

336
00:19:52,373 --> 00:19:53,397
It's good.

337
00:19:54,575 --> 00:19:55,837
It's really good.

338
00:19:58,346 --> 00:19:59,404
What?

339
00:20:05,286 --> 00:20:06,617
What?

340
00:20:15,163 --> 00:20:16,596
You know the Fox?

341
00:20:17,865 --> 00:20:20,333
Pompous bastard who's responsible
for all of this?

342
00:20:29,043 --> 00:20:30,977
Yeah.

343
00:20:31,045 --> 00:20:32,910
I know where he's hiding.

344
00:20:51,899 --> 00:20:54,959
So this great source of yours
knows where he's hiding,

345
00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:56,594
just like that?

346
00:20:56,671 --> 00:20:57,831
Yeah. Correct.

347
00:20:57,905 --> 00:21:00,601
And we're going to find him
and score an interview.

348
00:21:00,675 --> 00:21:01,664
Correct.

349
00:21:01,742 --> 00:21:03,334
Go where no bounty hunter

350
00:21:03,411 --> 00:21:05,470
or U.S. Marine has ever gone before.

351
00:21:05,546 --> 00:21:06,706
Correct.

352
00:21:10,418 --> 00:21:12,215
You are out of your fucking mind.

353
00:21:15,523 --> 00:21:19,391
Okay. What about the bodyguards
that he travels with, Simon?

354
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,018
Have you thought about that?

355
00:21:21,095 --> 00:21:23,825
Yeah. Word is he's got 20
armed guards with him at all times.

356
00:21:23,898 --> 00:21:25,627
Yeah? Well, I heard it's 50.

357
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,827
- Fifty?
- Fifty.

358
00:21:27,902 --> 00:21:29,836
Maybe.

359
00:21:29,904 --> 00:21:32,236
Actually, some people
believe he has none.

360
00:21:32,306 --> 00:21:33,671
Stupid people.

361
00:21:33,741 --> 00:21:35,106
Doesn't matter.

362
00:21:35,176 --> 00:21:37,906
He's expecting NATO troops,
not two jerks in a car.

363
00:21:37,979 --> 00:21:39,378
We can get right up to him.

364
00:21:39,447 --> 00:21:40,505
I know the town.

365
00:21:40,581 --> 00:21:42,242
- I have directions.
- You got directions?

366
00:21:42,316 --> 00:21:44,876
What, somebody said
"Make a left at the first Quickie-Mart"?

367
00:21:44,952 --> 00:21:47,045
I don't think they have
Quickie-Marts in Bosnia, Duckie.

368
00:21:49,223 --> 00:21:52,249
Okay, Simon.
This great source of yours...

369
00:21:52,326 --> 00:21:55,090
How do you even know
that you can trust him?

370
00:21:58,599 --> 00:21:59,827
It's real.

371
00:22:02,703 --> 00:22:05,638
He says he's hiding
up in the mountains of Celibici,

372
00:22:05,706 --> 00:22:08,174
right by the border of Montenegro.

373
00:22:08,242 --> 00:22:10,403
You go one step over the border,
NATO can't catch you.

374
00:22:10,478 --> 00:22:11,740
No, no, no.

375
00:22:11,812 --> 00:22:15,304
- They've been printing that gossip...
- He's there. He's in the mountains.

376
00:22:15,383 --> 00:22:17,010
He's there! He...

377
00:22:17,084 --> 00:22:19,018
He's an hour and a half
up an unpaved road.

378
00:22:19,086 --> 00:22:21,816
He's surrounded
by sympathetic Bosnian Serbs

379
00:22:21,889 --> 00:22:24,016
who will protect him...

380
00:22:24,091 --> 00:22:25,558
at all costs.

381
00:22:28,596 --> 00:22:31,463
That's just fucking great.

382
00:22:31,532 --> 00:22:33,329
We're leaving first thing in the morning.

383
00:22:37,471 --> 00:22:41,202
If you could see me in this bikini, Duck,
you wouldn't be doing this.

384
00:22:42,076 --> 00:22:43,873
Come on. Come on, baby.

385
00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:46,709
Look, it's... I promise it's just going
to be two more days, okay?

386
00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,814
Oh, well, I can wait.

387
00:22:49,884 --> 00:22:51,943
But I don't know for how long.

388
00:22:52,019 --> 00:22:54,214
You're torturing me.

389
00:22:54,288 --> 00:22:55,653
<i>And you're torturing me.</i>

390
00:22:55,723 --> 00:22:56,951
So we're even.

391
00:22:58,159 --> 00:23:01,219
<i>Hello? Hello?</i>

392
00:23:04,865 --> 00:23:07,561
I must be a complete fucking idiot.

393
00:23:07,635 --> 00:23:10,661
Hey, look, I know I'm new
and green and a joke to you,

394
00:23:10,738 --> 00:23:12,603
but I just graduated
from Harvard, okay?

395
00:23:12,673 --> 00:23:15,301
And I know something's up.

396
00:23:15,376 --> 00:23:17,674
I haven't the slightest idea
what you're talking about.

397
00:23:17,745 --> 00:23:20,077
Oh, come on.
You and Simon, you're onto a story.

398
00:23:21,349 --> 00:23:22,611
Me and Simon are just hanging out.

399
00:23:22,683 --> 00:23:25,174
I saw your girlfriend when she
came by the office two weeks ago.

400
00:23:25,253 --> 00:23:26,515
She is hotter than hot.

401
00:23:26,587 --> 00:23:28,680
You don't leave her in Greece to hang out.

402
00:23:30,258 --> 00:23:32,658
You been listening to my conversations?

403
00:23:32,727 --> 00:23:33,853
No.

404
00:23:33,928 --> 00:23:35,361
No, it was, um...

405
00:23:35,429 --> 00:23:37,488
No, the official term
is eavesdropping, all right?

406
00:23:39,033 --> 00:23:40,022
Little shit.

407
00:23:41,869 --> 00:23:43,803
Look, I know something's up, all right?

408
00:23:43,871 --> 00:23:44,860
I want in on it.

409
00:23:44,939 --> 00:23:46,406
Forget it. There's no story.

410
00:23:46,474 --> 00:23:48,533
I went to Harvard, okay?
I know there's a story.

411
00:23:48,609 --> 00:23:51,009
What is up with this Harvard shit?

412
00:23:51,078 --> 00:23:52,807
You know, I dated a girl
from Harvard once,

413
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,677
and she wasn't so fucking bright.

414
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:59,509
Look, my father is a cold,
mean son of a bitch,

415
00:23:59,587 --> 00:24:01,555
and he thinks I'm soft and weak

416
00:24:01,622 --> 00:24:03,453
and not quite cut out for this type of work.

417
00:24:03,524 --> 00:24:05,458
And there's no way on God's green earth
I'm going to prove that to him

418
00:24:05,526 --> 00:24:08,188
by letting you get
a great story without me.

419
00:24:08,262 --> 00:24:10,389
How do you know it's so great?

420
00:24:10,464 --> 00:24:11,931
You're hanging out with a guy

421
00:24:11,999 --> 00:24:13,626
who had a fucking meltdown
on national television

422
00:24:13,701 --> 00:24:15,100
and is a punch line in the business.

423
00:24:15,169 --> 00:24:17,296
If it wasn't good, you wouldn't be doing it.

424
00:24:24,812 --> 00:24:26,109
Look at you.

425
00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:28,239
Little Mike-fucking-Wallace.

426
00:24:31,218 --> 00:24:32,412
Okay.

427
00:24:33,721 --> 00:24:35,348
But Simon ain't going to like this.

428
00:24:36,223 --> 00:24:38,088
Yeah?

429
00:24:38,159 --> 00:24:40,059
Well, I ain't going to like Simon.

430
00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:50,828
You see, his main bodyguard

431
00:24:50,905 --> 00:24:54,136
is this psychopathic little fuck
named Srdjan.

432
00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:56,142
He had a real fondness

433
00:24:56,210 --> 00:24:59,338
for raping and mutilating
these very young Muslim girls

434
00:24:59,413 --> 00:25:02,439
as he was ethnically cleansing the villages.

435
00:25:02,516 --> 00:25:05,679
- Jesus.
- Oh, that ain't the good part.

436
00:25:05,753 --> 00:25:08,620
Shit, the good part,
Benjamin, is this Srdjan,

437
00:25:08,689 --> 00:25:10,748
the guy in charge of protecting the Fox,

438
00:25:10,825 --> 00:25:14,556
he's got this tattoo on his forehead
that reads in Cyrillic,

439
00:25:14,628 --> 00:25:17,062
"I was dead the day I was born. "

440
00:25:19,433 --> 00:25:21,594
They teach that evil shit at Harvard?

441
00:25:23,371 --> 00:25:27,273
Now, we are headed right into the heart
of this Balkan madness,

442
00:25:27,341 --> 00:25:28,831
into Serb territory.

443
00:25:28,909 --> 00:25:30,433
Republica Srpska.

444
00:25:30,511 --> 00:25:31,773
It's a backward land

445
00:25:31,846 --> 00:25:34,644
where they will kill you
for trying to hurt Boghanovic

446
00:25:34,715 --> 00:25:36,615
as easily as somebody kills a mosquito.

447
00:25:37,985 --> 00:25:39,543
The Fox is their god.

448
00:25:41,055 --> 00:25:42,682
People protect their god.

449
00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:47,587
Now, if you're still interested...

450
00:25:47,661 --> 00:25:49,458
we leave in 20 minutes.

451
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,416
Let's go find us some war criminals.

452
00:26:42,016 --> 00:26:44,712
# 20, 24 hours ago #

453
00:26:44,785 --> 00:26:46,514
# I wanna... I wanna be #

454
00:26:46,587 --> 00:26:48,987
# I wanna be sedated #

455
00:26:49,056 --> 00:26:51,820
Hey, Benjamin, you know what that is
that we're passing?

456
00:26:51,892 --> 00:26:54,156
Yeah, it looks like, uh, a ski lift.

457
00:26:54,228 --> 00:26:57,595
'84 Winter Olympics
was held right here in Sarajevo.

458
00:26:57,665 --> 00:27:02,227
Eight years later, the Fox used this area
as a staging ground for his snipers.

459
00:27:02,303 --> 00:27:04,567
Won the gold medal, triple <i>lutz.</i>

460
00:27:04,638 --> 00:27:06,299
Best all around scumbag.

461
00:27:06,373 --> 00:27:08,898
Are you going to be playing that damn thing
all the way to Montenegro?

462
00:27:08,976 --> 00:27:11,706
Yep. Simon never liked
my guitar playing.

463
00:27:11,779 --> 00:27:13,144
Really?

464
00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:14,681
Can't say I do, either.

465
00:27:15,916 --> 00:27:17,713
So it's going to be like that, huh?

466
00:27:19,620 --> 00:27:22,020
# 20, 20, 24 hours a day #

467
00:27:22,089 --> 00:27:25,388
- All right. Very funny.
- # I want to play the damn thing #

468
00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:28,160
So what is your master plan?

469
00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:29,958
You have a contact when we get to this town?

470
00:27:30,030 --> 00:27:32,464
Nope. Never been up there before.

471
00:27:32,533 --> 00:27:35,229
I'm just going to start knocking on doors.

472
00:27:35,302 --> 00:27:38,066
You see that? Signs are in Cyrillic now.

473
00:27:38,138 --> 00:27:41,232
We've entered Republica Srpska.

474
00:27:41,308 --> 00:27:42,400
That quickly?

475
00:27:42,476 --> 00:27:44,171
Ten minutes outside of Sarajevo,

476
00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:47,237
and we're in the land
of milk and honey and rape and pillage.

477
00:27:47,314 --> 00:27:49,646
- Are we going to be okay here?
- Who the hell knows?

478
00:27:49,717 --> 00:27:53,483
But $5 million is $5 million,
and I'm not stopping.

479
00:27:55,089 --> 00:27:56,886
$5 million?

480
00:27:56,957 --> 00:27:58,720
Reward.

481
00:27:58,792 --> 00:27:59,918
3 is for me.

482
00:27:59,994 --> 00:28:01,985
The rest is for you guys
to split as you please.

483
00:28:02,062 --> 00:28:04,155
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Reward?

484
00:28:04,231 --> 00:28:06,222
You're not actually thinking
of capturing him, are you?

485
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:09,030
He may be thinking it,
but it ain't going to happen.

486
00:28:09,103 --> 00:28:11,936
- Don't be so sure.
- Don't be so stupid.

487
00:28:12,006 --> 00:28:15,601
After this interview's finished,
everything's in play, my friends.

488
00:28:15,676 --> 00:28:17,576
Whoa. Hold on.
Duck, this is nuts.

489
00:28:17,645 --> 00:28:19,203
You're not really supporting this, are you?

490
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,043
One time in Rwanda,

491
00:28:21,115 --> 00:28:24,209
Simon decided he was going
to assassinate the leader of the Hutus

492
00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:25,513
and end the war.

493
00:28:25,586 --> 00:28:27,383
Three days later, he was in Morocco

494
00:28:27,454 --> 00:28:29,422
getting a massage
from a hooker named Gladys.

495
00:28:29,490 --> 00:28:33,517
Simon has his whims,
but this one I am not supporting.

496
00:28:33,594 --> 00:28:34,925
This isn't a whim.

497
00:28:34,995 --> 00:28:37,725
You know what this means to me.

498
00:28:37,798 --> 00:28:39,766
Okay, we are journalists.
We can't do this.

499
00:28:39,833 --> 00:28:42,393
It's... It's unethical and... and insane.

500
00:28:42,469 --> 00:28:45,199
It would be a pleasure
to personally catch him.

501
00:28:45,272 --> 00:28:47,467
By ourselves. By ourselves.
We don't even have any weapons.

502
00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:49,532
If I gave you a gun,
would you know how to use it?

503
00:28:49,610 --> 00:28:50,599
No.

504
00:28:50,678 --> 00:28:52,475
Then what the fuck
are you complaining about?

505
00:28:56,517 --> 00:28:57,984
I told you.

506
00:28:58,052 --> 00:29:01,419
The moment you start drinking
that Bosnian brandy,

507
00:29:01,488 --> 00:29:04,252
the devil's sitting in the corner
just laughing.

508
00:29:46,867 --> 00:29:49,267
Do we know any actual facts at all, guys?

509
00:29:49,336 --> 00:29:50,769
My buddy at <i>Newsweek</i> says

510
00:29:50,838 --> 00:29:52,533
he's so afraid of getting caught

511
00:29:52,606 --> 00:29:56,007
that he's grown his hair out
and has a full Orthodox beard.

512
00:29:56,076 --> 00:29:58,636
Funny. 'Cause I heard
he actually shaved his head.

513
00:29:58,712 --> 00:30:00,145
He's bald as a turd.

514
00:30:01,548 --> 00:30:05,814
Now, what we do know is that the Fox
drives in a convoy of orange cars.

515
00:30:05,886 --> 00:30:07,945
All right?
So we should keep a lookout for them.

516
00:30:08,022 --> 00:30:10,217
That's funny, Simon.
I heard he's traveling around

517
00:30:10,290 --> 00:30:12,315
in a stolen UN de-mining vehicle.

518
00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:14,725
Well then, we should keep
an eye out for that, too.

519
00:30:14,795 --> 00:30:15,784
Yeah, that's great.

520
00:30:15,863 --> 00:30:18,024
There's only a thousand
UN de-mining trucks in this country.

521
00:30:18,098 --> 00:30:19,360
Why don't we stop each one?

522
00:30:19,433 --> 00:30:22,027
"Hey, knock, knock.
Is the Fox in there? No?"

523
00:30:22,102 --> 00:30:24,627
Okay, well, we should be done in,
what, say, 9 to 12 years.

524
00:30:26,073 --> 00:30:27,506
One second he's pissing himself

525
00:30:27,574 --> 00:30:29,439
'cause he's afraid we might
actually run into the Fox,

526
00:30:29,510 --> 00:30:32,308
the next he's complaining
'cause we probably won't.

527
00:30:32,379 --> 00:30:34,870
No, I'm not... I'm not complaining.

528
00:30:34,948 --> 00:30:37,143
I'm mocking.

529
00:30:42,556 --> 00:30:43,545
Wow.

530
00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:46,854
The Doctor is not bald.

531
00:30:49,596 --> 00:30:52,224
He is not desperate.

532
00:30:52,299 --> 00:30:54,164
And he is not in Celibici.

533
00:30:58,305 --> 00:31:00,933
He is everywhere.

534
00:31:01,008 --> 00:31:03,238
He know everything.

535
00:31:03,310 --> 00:31:06,677
He listens to everything you say.

536
00:31:06,747 --> 00:31:09,511
And if you get close to the Fox,

537
00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:11,380
if you corner him,

538
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,112
then even God can't help you.

539
00:31:24,064 --> 00:31:26,191
What the fuck was that about?

540
00:31:26,266 --> 00:31:27,528
A little warning.

541
00:31:27,601 --> 00:31:29,159
Yeah? It seemed more like a threat.

542
00:31:29,236 --> 00:31:33,639
Yeah. Beware of the nosy waiter
with Serbian pride.

543
00:31:33,707 --> 00:31:35,572
Actually, it was the first time that I thought

544
00:31:35,642 --> 00:31:37,906
that maybe Simon wasn't
jerking our chain.

545
00:31:37,978 --> 00:31:39,104
Yeah? Why is that?

546
00:31:39,179 --> 00:31:42,342
Because the guy in there said
that he's not in Celebici,

547
00:31:42,416 --> 00:31:45,112
which means maybe
he actually is in Celebici.

548
00:31:45,185 --> 00:31:48,279
Right.
Unless he's really not in Celebici.

549
00:31:48,355 --> 00:31:51,756
Well, that's a possibility, too.

550
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:01,429
- <i>Jeez!</i>
- Holy shit!

551
00:32:01,502 --> 00:32:03,060
Get down!

552
00:32:05,172 --> 00:32:06,161
Hold on.

553
00:32:19,653 --> 00:32:21,587
What in the fuck was that about, man?

554
00:32:21,655 --> 00:32:24,488
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

555
00:32:24,558 --> 00:32:25,616
We're going to die.

556
00:32:25,692 --> 00:32:27,626
Every single person out here
knows exactly what we're doing.

557
00:32:27,694 --> 00:32:29,753
Keep your panties dry, Benjamin.

558
00:32:29,830 --> 00:32:32,458
- It had nothing to do with the Fox.
- What the hell do you mean?

559
00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:34,660
It's just a little local tradition
to shoot at every customer?

560
00:32:37,771 --> 00:32:40,672
Wait a minute.
Is that my money?

561
00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:43,301
You mean the money I left on the table?
That's mine?

562
00:32:43,377 --> 00:32:45,777
- Simon!
- Times are tight.

563
00:32:45,846 --> 00:32:48,076
- Things happen. Sue me.
- Wait, wait, wait.

564
00:32:48,148 --> 00:32:50,116
You stole the money
that was left for the bill?

565
00:32:50,184 --> 00:32:53,119
- I needed it more.
- Okay, you got us shot at for 20 bucks.

566
00:32:53,187 --> 00:32:55,553
I didn't know he was going
to shoot at us.

567
00:33:01,695 --> 00:33:03,560
Unbelievable!

568
00:33:06,867 --> 00:33:08,994
Much gunplay when you and Franklin

569
00:33:09,069 --> 00:33:11,697
do your stories about
the president's new tax code?

570
00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:13,637
- Fuck off.
- Come on, Duckie.

571
00:33:13,707 --> 00:33:16,175
You enjoyed it, didn't you?

572
00:33:16,243 --> 00:33:18,711
A little taste of what you left behind?

573
00:33:20,314 --> 00:33:22,646
Don't say you didn't.

574
00:33:22,716 --> 00:33:30,788
<i># It's a bad situation in a beautiful place #</i>

575
00:33:30,858 --> 00:33:36,728
<i># It's a bad situation #</i>

576
00:33:50,844 --> 00:33:53,642
That pile of rubble used to be a mosque.

577
00:33:53,714 --> 00:33:56,478
Now the town's
a hundred percent Bosnian Serb.

578
00:33:56,550 --> 00:33:58,279
No Muslims left.

579
00:33:58,352 --> 00:34:01,321
Ethnically cleansed for your protection.

580
00:34:01,388 --> 00:34:02,685
Nice vibe, right?

581
00:34:02,756 --> 00:34:07,352
There's a reason they say
the river runs red in Foca...

582
00:34:07,427 --> 00:34:09,622
and it ain't because of the wine.

583
00:34:09,696 --> 00:34:11,391
What does the Cyrillic say?

584
00:34:11,465 --> 00:34:13,933
It says, "Don't touch him. "

585
00:34:20,674 --> 00:34:22,642
- Wait. Where are you going?
- The police.

586
00:34:22,709 --> 00:34:24,836
Need a good laugh.

587
00:34:24,912 --> 00:34:27,312
War criminals?

588
00:34:27,381 --> 00:34:29,246
Believe it or not,
we don't even have a copy

589
00:34:29,316 --> 00:34:31,216
of the complete indictment list.

590
00:34:31,285 --> 00:34:33,185
- You don't?
- No.

591
00:34:33,253 --> 00:34:35,278
Do you have a copy?
I could always Xerox it.

592
00:34:35,355 --> 00:34:38,722
Miriam, is the copier working again?

593
00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:43,787
Word has it there's a bunch of them
living right here in Foca.

594
00:34:43,864 --> 00:34:46,560
Could be.

595
00:34:46,633 --> 00:34:49,500
Unfortunately, we're here
to reform the police force,

596
00:34:49,569 --> 00:34:51,093
not hunt for war criminals.

597
00:34:51,171 --> 00:34:52,604
But it wouldn't be much hunting.

598
00:34:52,673 --> 00:34:55,164
I mean, most of them are listed
right in the phone book.

599
00:34:55,242 --> 00:34:59,508
As I said, we're not authorized
to arrest war criminals.

600
00:34:59,579 --> 00:35:02,514
- You are the international police, right?
- Yes.

601
00:35:02,582 --> 00:35:04,277
Under the flag of the United Nations.

602
00:35:04,351 --> 00:35:06,683
I thought the UN was looking
for war criminals.

603
00:35:06,753 --> 00:35:09,415
We are. Aggressively.

604
00:35:09,489 --> 00:35:11,980
There's a $5 million reward, you know?

605
00:35:12,059 --> 00:35:13,788
But you said you don't have
an indictment list.

606
00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:15,384
We don't.

607
00:35:15,462 --> 00:35:16,451
Donut?

608
00:35:18,932 --> 00:35:20,923
Donut.

609
00:35:21,001 --> 00:35:22,901
Flown in from Bonn.

610
00:35:22,970 --> 00:35:23,959
Very black market.

611
00:35:24,037 --> 00:35:27,404
I particularly like the chocolate ones
with the rainbow sprinkles.

612
00:35:29,810 --> 00:35:32,973
You see, it's the UN that are looking
for war criminals,

613
00:35:33,046 --> 00:35:35,139
not the UN police task force.

614
00:35:35,215 --> 00:35:37,877
No, not the ones
who could actually catch them.

615
00:35:37,951 --> 00:35:40,647
Well, that's one way of looking at it.

616
00:35:40,721 --> 00:35:42,916
Sounds like the usual UN jerk-off to me.

617
00:35:42,990 --> 00:35:44,150
You got any milk?

618
00:35:45,258 --> 00:35:47,226
Look, we're headed up to Celibici now.

619
00:35:47,294 --> 00:35:50,263
We just figured we'd stop in
and register with you

620
00:35:50,330 --> 00:35:53,026
just in case we got killed
or something like that.

621
00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:55,466
Well, consider yourselves registered.

622
00:35:55,535 --> 00:35:59,130
Miriam, uh, be a love and get me a tea.

623
00:35:59,206 --> 00:36:00,901
Four sugars.

624
00:36:00,974 --> 00:36:03,169
Oh, and a glass of milk.

625
00:36:04,678 --> 00:36:06,009
Is there any word

626
00:36:06,079 --> 00:36:08,377
on what's going up there now?

627
00:36:08,448 --> 00:36:10,848
Well, something.

628
00:36:10,917 --> 00:36:13,511
It's third time this year
we've been ordered to stay away.

629
00:36:15,789 --> 00:36:17,848
From Celibici?

630
00:36:18,658 --> 00:36:20,148
Suspicious, no?

631
00:36:20,227 --> 00:36:22,092
Yeah.

632
00:36:22,162 --> 00:36:24,323
Who ordered you?

633
00:36:24,398 --> 00:36:25,865
UN command.

634
00:36:25,932 --> 00:36:28,958
Told us to stay away
for four or five days.

635
00:36:29,036 --> 00:36:30,697
Jesus fucking Christ.

636
00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:33,331
They tell the police
not to go up to Celebici.

637
00:36:33,407 --> 00:36:35,466
I mean, he's actually up there.
I can't fucking believe this.

638
00:36:35,542 --> 00:36:37,407
Why would they tell them
not to go up there?

639
00:36:37,544 --> 00:36:38,909
Tell them not to go up there

640
00:36:38,979 --> 00:36:41,174
because I don't want them
walking into a shootout.

641
00:36:41,248 --> 00:36:43,808
Now, really...

642
00:36:43,884 --> 00:36:45,283
tell me the truth.

643
00:36:46,887 --> 00:36:49,412
Who the fuck are you guys?

644
00:36:49,489 --> 00:36:51,980
I told you, we are journalists.

645
00:36:52,059 --> 00:36:53,151
Journalists?

646
00:36:53,226 --> 00:36:55,023
Yeah. You have our press credentials.

647
00:36:55,095 --> 00:36:56,084
Yes.

648
00:36:58,999 --> 00:37:01,092
Very professionally done.

649
00:37:03,370 --> 00:37:05,702
So, uh, you are journalists who believe

650
00:37:05,772 --> 00:37:09,299
that they can get close to someone
that no one else can.

651
00:37:09,376 --> 00:37:12,971
Yeah. What's the problem?

652
00:37:13,046 --> 00:37:15,437
I understand.

653
00:37:15,515 --> 00:37:17,949
You are journalists on a story.

654
00:37:19,886 --> 00:37:21,649
What, you think we're just posing
as journalists?

655
00:37:26,726 --> 00:37:30,184
Do you like beer?
I like beer. Do you like beer?

656
00:37:30,263 --> 00:37:31,628
Let's get a beer.

657
00:37:37,671 --> 00:37:40,299
For a group of UN guards to go,
it's too dangerous.

658
00:37:40,373 --> 00:37:42,773
For you guys? Sure, why not?

659
00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:44,242
Go to Celibici.

660
00:37:44,311 --> 00:37:45,903
Do the world a favor.

661
00:37:45,979 --> 00:37:49,915
I'm sorry, are you still insinuating
we're a CIA hit squad or something?

662
00:37:49,983 --> 00:37:52,315
I'm sorry, are you still insinuating
you're journalists?

663
00:37:54,087 --> 00:37:56,612
Look, um...

664
00:37:56,690 --> 00:37:59,352
I know things.

665
00:37:59,426 --> 00:38:02,054
I know how things operate.

666
00:38:02,129 --> 00:38:03,653
I've been waiting for you.

667
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,467
Certain things need to be taken
care of professionally, right?

668
00:38:09,536 --> 00:38:11,197
- Took me months...
- Shh.

669
00:38:14,574 --> 00:38:16,565
Took me months to gain the trust
of certain people

670
00:38:16,643 --> 00:38:18,907
who normally would be protecting
the Fox.

671
00:38:18,979 --> 00:38:22,312
That's how I know you didn't just stumble on
the fact he's up in Celibici.

672
00:38:22,382 --> 00:38:24,646
Well, it's been printed in the press.

673
00:38:24,718 --> 00:38:27,551
So has the horoscopes.
Do you believe them?

674
00:38:28,622 --> 00:38:30,749
- You're not making any sense now.
- I know.

675
00:38:30,824 --> 00:38:33,019
I'm the United Nations.

676
00:38:43,170 --> 00:38:45,104
And fact is, the United Nations...

677
00:38:45,172 --> 00:38:47,402
Oh, fuck.
The French specifically,

678
00:38:47,474 --> 00:38:49,499
they have no interest
in catching the Fox.

679
00:38:49,576 --> 00:38:51,703
They would be happy
if he killed all the Muslims.

680
00:38:51,778 --> 00:38:54,178
Save them all this money and energy.

681
00:38:54,247 --> 00:38:56,477
John Major and the British
backed the Fox,

682
00:38:56,550 --> 00:38:59,212
even though they would never
publicly admit it.

683
00:38:59,286 --> 00:39:01,880
And the Americans...
Yeah, they brokered the peace agreement,

684
00:39:01,955 --> 00:39:04,753
but some would suggest
they made a secret deal with the Fox

685
00:39:04,824 --> 00:39:06,724
that if he stepped down from power,

686
00:39:06,793 --> 00:39:08,954
they would not arrest him for war crimes.

687
00:39:10,363 --> 00:39:14,265
Who knows what's true, what isn't?
The whole fucking thing is dirty.

688
00:39:14,334 --> 00:39:17,064
But in dirty times...

689
00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:18,968
dirty deeds need to be done, right?

690
00:39:20,974 --> 00:39:24,535
One arm of the government said
it would do something, does nothing.

691
00:39:24,611 --> 00:39:25,805
That would be us.

692
00:39:25,879 --> 00:39:27,244
The other hand...

693
00:39:27,314 --> 00:39:29,680
CIA...

694
00:39:29,749 --> 00:39:31,512
whoever...

695
00:39:31,585 --> 00:39:33,553
does something else.

696
00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:35,212
I mean, look at you guys.

697
00:39:35,288 --> 00:39:38,382
Do you really think you're fooling anyone?

698
00:39:41,795 --> 00:39:43,820
He thinks we're a hit squad.

699
00:39:43,897 --> 00:39:46,627
- He thinks we're a fucking hit squad!
- Yeah, this can't be good.

700
00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:49,498
Isn't it illegal, impersonating a CIA officer?

701
00:39:49,569 --> 00:39:50,866
Yeah, but we denied it.

702
00:39:50,937 --> 00:39:51,995
Yeah, he didn't believe it.

703
00:39:52,072 --> 00:39:54,870
It's true.
It's like the more we fucking denied it,

704
00:39:54,941 --> 00:39:56,374
the more he didn't believe it.

705
00:39:56,443 --> 00:39:59,207
Yeah, the problem is,
if you were CIA you would deny it.

706
00:39:59,279 --> 00:40:02,180
And if you weren't,
you would also deny it.

707
00:40:02,249 --> 00:40:04,080
Actually he's not that far
off the mark, you know?

708
00:40:04,150 --> 00:40:05,412
I mean, we're not CIA,

709
00:40:05,485 --> 00:40:07,385
but we can do a lot more

710
00:40:07,454 --> 00:40:11,083
than just interview the Fox.

711
00:40:11,157 --> 00:40:12,749
Wait. Hold up.

712
00:40:12,826 --> 00:40:15,454
- Simon.
- What?

713
00:40:15,528 --> 00:40:18,622
Now, you're not still
on this capturing jag?

714
00:40:18,698 --> 00:40:21,132
It's not a jag.

715
00:40:21,201 --> 00:40:24,364
Not a jag, not a whim.
Especially now.

716
00:40:24,437 --> 00:40:27,634
Especially since Boris basically confirmed
that he's hiding out up there.

717
00:40:27,707 --> 00:40:28,969
Okay. Now, now, Simon,

718
00:40:29,042 --> 00:40:31,135
I was willing to come along with you

719
00:40:31,211 --> 00:40:34,180
and try to even get close enough
to this psychopathic fuck

720
00:40:34,247 --> 00:40:37,182
to try and get an interview.

721
00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:39,411
But we are not capturing him.

722
00:40:39,486 --> 00:40:41,078
I mean, look at us.

723
00:40:41,154 --> 00:40:43,952
That's not what we do.

724
00:40:44,024 --> 00:40:46,151
I'm checking into that hotel

725
00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:47,420
down the road.

726
00:40:47,494 --> 00:40:50,156
I'm taking a shower,
a shit, and a Seconal.

727
00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:51,458
Tomorrow morning I'm getting up,

728
00:40:51,531 --> 00:40:53,192
I'm driving up that mountain to Celibici,

729
00:40:53,266 --> 00:40:55,393
and I am finding the Fox.

730
00:40:55,468 --> 00:40:57,368
Now, you're welcome to join me, Duckie,

731
00:40:57,437 --> 00:40:59,496
or you're welcome to fuck off.

732
00:40:59,572 --> 00:41:01,062
Your choice.

733
00:41:12,686 --> 00:41:14,415
You think this is <i>crazy</i> too, huh?

734
00:41:16,022 --> 00:41:17,887
I mean, just trying
to get an interview is crazy.

735
00:41:17,957 --> 00:41:20,755
But we're not mercenaries.

736
00:41:20,827 --> 00:41:23,455
Yeah, well, I'm supposed to be
on fucking vacation.

737
00:41:23,530 --> 00:41:25,521
And it makes sense why he had
a meltdown on air.

738
00:41:25,598 --> 00:41:26,690
He's a goddamn nut job.

739
00:41:28,535 --> 00:41:30,765
Yeah, Simon is a goddamn nut job,

740
00:41:30,837 --> 00:41:34,102
but his meltdown wasn't for nothing.

741
00:41:34,174 --> 00:41:36,802
We'd seen some horrible stuff that day.

742
00:41:36,876 --> 00:41:39,106
Yeah, reporters see horrible things
all the time.

743
00:41:41,081 --> 00:41:42,776
That's what they do.

744
00:41:45,985 --> 00:41:47,384
Yeah.

745
00:41:47,454 --> 00:41:50,514
Look, I saw the tape, okay?
He was drunk, high.

746
00:41:50,590 --> 00:41:52,490
He just fucking lost it.

747
00:41:52,559 --> 00:41:55,050
He lost it then,
and he's losing it now.

748
00:42:01,468 --> 00:42:04,369
There was these two girls, right?

749
00:42:04,437 --> 00:42:07,736
Named Marda and Una.

750
00:42:07,807 --> 00:42:10,742
They said they were cousins but...

751
00:42:10,810 --> 00:42:13,438
We used to hang out together
from time to time.

752
00:42:13,513 --> 00:42:15,743
Who the hell knows why they were there.

753
00:42:15,815 --> 00:42:17,112
It was war.

754
00:42:17,183 --> 00:42:19,174
People was broke.

755
00:42:19,252 --> 00:42:21,686
People did things.

756
00:42:21,755 --> 00:42:23,950
All I know is...

757
00:42:24,023 --> 00:42:25,991
we had a good time.

758
00:42:26,059 --> 00:42:27,993
They were our friends.

759
00:42:30,864 --> 00:42:32,024
Somewhere along the line,

760
00:42:32,098 --> 00:42:35,158
maybe the second
or third year into the war,

761
00:42:35,235 --> 00:42:37,795
Simon and Marda,
they had a little thing.

762
00:42:41,541 --> 00:42:44,305
Hell, it was more than a little thing.

763
00:42:44,377 --> 00:42:47,904
Simon, he liked her.

764
00:42:49,115 --> 00:42:51,345
He did things for her.

765
00:42:51,418 --> 00:42:54,649
Whatever little money he had, he gave her.

766
00:42:54,721 --> 00:42:56,279
They didn't spend that much time together.

767
00:42:56,356 --> 00:42:59,018
But it was war, how can you?

768
00:42:59,092 --> 00:43:03,825
But Simon,
in his own little <i>crazy</i> way,

769
00:43:03,897 --> 00:43:05,694
he loved her.

770
00:43:08,601 --> 00:43:11,900
Now, you fast-forward six months.

771
00:43:11,971 --> 00:43:15,099
Sarajevo's under siege worse than ever.

772
00:43:15,175 --> 00:43:19,009
And we haven't heard from Marda
or her cousin for months now.

773
00:43:19,078 --> 00:43:20,773
And only thing we knew

774
00:43:20,847 --> 00:43:22,974
was that Marda had gone back to Polje

775
00:43:23,049 --> 00:43:24,516
to help out her mother.

776
00:43:25,785 --> 00:43:30,654
And then one day we hear
about a serious incident in Polje,

777
00:43:30,723 --> 00:43:32,782
and we go there to cover it.

778
00:43:35,028 --> 00:43:38,964
The horrors we saw.

779
00:43:39,032 --> 00:43:40,659
Fucking inhuman.

780
00:43:43,036 --> 00:43:45,368
Neither Simon nor I said anything,

781
00:43:45,438 --> 00:43:47,133
you know, although we both knew

782
00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:49,607
that Marda was from this town.

783
00:43:49,676 --> 00:43:52,440
We just got ready to do our job,

784
00:43:52,512 --> 00:43:54,070
cover our story.

785
00:43:56,749 --> 00:43:58,774
<i>Inez,</i>

786
00:43:58,852 --> 00:44:00,786
Jasmine,

787
00:44:00,854 --> 00:44:02,048
Amar,

788
00:44:02,121 --> 00:44:03,748
Amin.

789
00:44:03,823 --> 00:44:04,812
No?

790
00:44:04,891 --> 00:44:06,620
How about Aidan?

791
00:44:06,693 --> 00:44:10,493
Or how about Simon Junior?

792
00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:16,395
And then there she was.

793
00:44:16,469 --> 00:44:19,302
Twenty minutes before
we went on the air.

794
00:44:21,808 --> 00:44:25,574
They had shot her in her stomach five times.

795
00:44:28,047 --> 00:44:31,915
So don't believe everything
that you learn in journalism school,

796
00:44:31,985 --> 00:44:35,785
'cause in war...

797
00:44:35,855 --> 00:44:37,720
what you see

798
00:44:37,790 --> 00:44:39,018
and what really happened

799
00:44:39,092 --> 00:44:42,425
are sometimes two very different things.

800
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,366
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

801
00:46:12,352 --> 00:46:13,478
Simon!

802
00:46:13,553 --> 00:46:15,851
Simon, no! No! No!

803
00:46:15,922 --> 00:46:17,412
Okay? Okay? Come on.

804
00:46:17,490 --> 00:46:19,185
- It's all right.
- You okay?

805
00:46:19,258 --> 00:46:23,092
Wait! Simon, no! Wait!

806
00:46:23,162 --> 00:46:25,630
- Let go!
- No! Simon! Come on!

807
00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:28,656
You fucking shit!

808
00:46:28,735 --> 00:46:31,169
No! No! No!

809
00:46:31,237 --> 00:46:33,671
No! Please, Simon.

810
00:46:33,740 --> 00:46:35,139
Please.

811
00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:36,197
It's okay.

812
00:46:48,788 --> 00:46:50,312
Fuck.

813
00:46:52,225 --> 00:46:53,886
Oh, fuck, man.

814
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:55,518
I know.

815
00:47:40,373 --> 00:47:41,806
Watch the land mines.

816
00:47:41,874 --> 00:47:43,068
Okay, shut up.

817
00:48:12,038 --> 00:48:13,767
You see that?

818
00:48:15,608 --> 00:48:17,542
What was that? A lookout?

819
00:48:17,610 --> 00:48:19,475
My God, Duck.
I think he's really up there.

820
00:48:19,545 --> 00:48:22,776
They're watching every car
that goes up this mountain.

821
00:48:24,217 --> 00:48:27,914
Hold on, boys.
It's going to be a bumpy ride.

822
00:48:41,134 --> 00:48:42,795
Wait, hold on.

823
00:48:42,869 --> 00:48:43,995
Wait, wait, wait.

824
00:48:45,004 --> 00:48:46,835
Back, back, back, back, back.

825
00:48:48,141 --> 00:48:49,904
You are out of your mind.

826
00:48:49,976 --> 00:48:51,773
Correct.

827
00:49:52,839 --> 00:49:55,501
Where's the welcoming committee?

828
00:49:55,575 --> 00:49:59,511
Be thankful that there aren't
50 Kalashnikovs pointed at our heads.

829
00:49:59,579 --> 00:50:02,070
So what are you going to do?

830
00:50:02,148 --> 00:50:03,979
I'm going to do what
any good journalist would do

831
00:50:04,050 --> 00:50:05,745
when he gets to a new place.

832
00:50:05,818 --> 00:50:07,979
Yeah? What's that?

833
00:50:08,054 --> 00:50:09,817
I'm going to find a bar.

834
00:50:52,899 --> 00:50:55,424
Doesn't exactly look like they get
many newcomers in here.

835
00:50:55,501 --> 00:50:57,969
Just keep smiling. You'll be fine.

836
00:51:05,711 --> 00:51:06,735
What did he say?

837
00:51:06,812 --> 00:51:10,009
He said you're about skinny enough
to be used as bait.

838
00:51:10,082 --> 00:51:13,381
- Yeah. It's a fishing joke.
- Yeah, no. I get it.

839
00:51:17,890 --> 00:51:19,653
Duck, I hope you have money.

840
00:51:19,725 --> 00:51:21,784
What happened to the 20
I gave you yesterday?

841
00:51:31,237 --> 00:51:32,329
Simon, save some for me.

842
00:51:57,630 --> 00:52:00,155
What is he saying?

843
00:52:00,232 --> 00:52:02,666
He just sold you and me out.

844
00:52:02,735 --> 00:52:04,327
- Thank you, Simon.
- Great.

845
00:52:04,403 --> 00:52:05,392
You're welcome.

846
00:52:23,389 --> 00:52:26,586
Do you really think we would
sell out leader of our people

847
00:52:26,659 --> 00:52:29,184
for a simple glass of cheap brandy?

848
00:52:29,261 --> 00:52:33,493
Do you really think the people
of Republica Srpska are that weak?

849
00:52:35,101 --> 00:52:37,763
We don't go University like you people do.

850
00:52:37,837 --> 00:52:42,570
But we are not dumb,
and we don't like to be made fun of.

851
00:52:42,641 --> 00:52:44,199
We are not making fun of you.

852
00:52:44,276 --> 00:52:46,506
Bullshit! You continue even now.

853
00:52:46,579 --> 00:52:48,843
Don't insult me by acting otherwise.

854
00:52:50,950 --> 00:52:52,645
Okay, we don't want any trouble.

855
00:52:52,718 --> 00:52:54,379
You know how I got
these animals on wall?

856
00:52:57,957 --> 00:53:00,892
- I shoot them.
- All right.

857
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:02,928
We're going to be leaving now.

858
00:53:02,995 --> 00:53:04,292
Yes, I think so.

859
00:53:06,365 --> 00:53:08,128
- One question before we go.
- Simon...

860
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,430
Did you ever go hunting with him?

861
00:53:20,146 --> 00:53:25,709
I mean, uh, he got his nickname
because he loved to hunt foxes.

862
00:53:25,785 --> 00:53:27,446
You obviously love to hunt foxes.

863
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,283
I was just wondering.

864
00:53:30,322 --> 00:53:34,349
In a war, I kill people like you.

865
00:53:36,128 --> 00:53:37,425
The war is over.

866
00:53:37,496 --> 00:53:40,260
Yes, yes, it is.

867
00:53:42,234 --> 00:53:43,496
Wait.

868
00:53:46,005 --> 00:53:47,267
Did you hunt with him?

869
00:53:47,339 --> 00:53:50,103
- For fuck's sake, Simon.
- You are one brave motherfucker.

870
00:53:53,079 --> 00:53:54,307
Hey. Duck.

871
00:53:54,380 --> 00:53:55,779
Duck, look.

872
00:53:55,848 --> 00:53:59,215
You're just like those stupid
United Nations people

873
00:53:59,285 --> 00:54:02,721
that poke around,
seeing if one of us will talk.

874
00:54:02,788 --> 00:54:06,224
You tell your friends
that we know nothing here.

875
00:54:06,292 --> 00:54:09,022
Tell them that we lost loved ones
in the war, too.

876
00:54:09,095 --> 00:54:10,289
Not just the Muslims.

877
00:54:10,362 --> 00:54:12,159
You tell them that.

878
00:54:12,231 --> 00:54:15,325
I make sure you get back down the road
without dying.

879
00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:20,363
Or at least I do my best.

880
00:54:20,573 --> 00:54:22,507
What do you mean, you saw his cars?

881
00:54:22,575 --> 00:54:25,738
While you were back there
being a complete fucking asshole,

882
00:54:25,811 --> 00:54:27,938
Benjamin saw them out the door.

883
00:54:28,013 --> 00:54:29,344
Jesus. Which way did they go?

884
00:54:29,415 --> 00:54:30,905
- Back down the mountain.
- Go!

885
00:54:30,983 --> 00:54:32,416
Get in the car!

886
00:54:32,485 --> 00:54:34,180
Shit! Fuck!

887
00:54:42,094 --> 00:54:43,994
What are we going to do,
run 'em off the road?

888
00:54:44,063 --> 00:54:46,964
- I don't know.
- These men are killers, Simon!

889
00:54:47,032 --> 00:54:49,023
- Fuck these roads!
- Simon.

890
00:54:49,101 --> 00:54:50,932
Kid's got a point.

891
00:54:51,003 --> 00:54:52,300
So does my dick.

892
00:54:52,371 --> 00:54:54,464
What exactly are you planning on doing?

893
00:54:54,540 --> 00:54:56,201
You got three cars that's full of them!

894
00:54:56,275 --> 00:54:58,766
Yeah, I'm going to call
the UN or NATO or someone.

895
00:54:58,844 --> 00:55:00,869
- No fucking calls.
- What the hell?

896
00:55:00,946 --> 00:55:02,846
- You madman! That was my phone!
- No calls!

897
00:55:02,915 --> 00:55:04,906
No NATO! No UN! Nothing!

898
00:55:04,984 --> 00:55:06,713
I don't trust anybody!

899
00:55:06,785 --> 00:55:08,844
- Holy shit.
- Fuck.

900
00:55:15,928 --> 00:55:20,262
Simon, I swear to God, if you do
something stupid, I'll kill you myself.

901
00:55:24,303 --> 00:55:26,271
- Hi.
- Hi. Get out of the car.

902
00:55:26,338 --> 00:55:28,431
No, we're just tourists
on our way to Montenegro.

903
00:55:28,507 --> 00:55:30,338
Yeah, get out of the fucking car now!

904
00:55:30,409 --> 00:55:32,001
Oh, my God.
We're going to fucking die.

905
00:55:32,077 --> 00:55:33,635
- Stay calm.
- Out!

906
00:55:33,712 --> 00:55:36,545
You're making a mistake here
because we're just passing...

907
00:55:36,615 --> 00:55:37,946
On the ground!

908
00:55:38,951 --> 00:55:40,851
- Get the fuck on the ground!
- Just don't panic.

909
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,911
- Shut the fuck up.
- What are you waiting for? Come on.

910
00:55:42,988 --> 00:55:45,616
- No, nothing. Okay. Okay.
- Come on. Come on.

911
00:55:45,691 --> 00:55:48,353
Out. Out. You, too. Out.
Come on. Come on.

912
00:55:48,427 --> 00:55:50,759
- This was all a misunderstanding.
- Shut the fuck up!

913
00:55:50,829 --> 00:55:53,559
On the ground now! Get down.

914
00:55:53,632 --> 00:55:56,123
- On the ground now.
- Okay, okay, okay.

915
00:55:57,703 --> 00:55:59,534
You don't have to worry about us.
We're just journalists!

916
00:55:59,605 --> 00:56:00,902
- You do not have...
- Shut up!

917
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,138
Simon?

918
00:56:15,287 --> 00:56:16,811
Goran? Fucking hell!

919
00:56:16,889 --> 00:56:19,483
Shit. Fucking Simon Hunt!

920
00:56:19,558 --> 00:56:21,082
You know this motherfucker?

921
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,651
Sascha!
Simon Hunt!

922
00:56:25,164 --> 00:56:29,965
Goran, you crazy, thick-necked
Croatian son of a bitch!

923
00:56:30,035 --> 00:56:33,129
- How are you?
- I'm good, I'm good.

924
00:56:33,205 --> 00:56:34,968
- We almost kill you, man.
- Yeah, no shit.

925
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:37,008
Listen, never drive on our road.

926
00:56:37,076 --> 00:56:39,601
But if you do, call first us, okay?

927
00:56:39,678 --> 00:56:42,306
Okay. All right. I promise. I promise.

928
00:56:45,050 --> 00:56:46,415
Laugh at all their jokes.

929
00:56:46,485 --> 00:56:48,316
Whatever you do, don't stare at the midget.

930
00:56:48,387 --> 00:56:49,479
What midget?

931
00:56:49,555 --> 00:56:51,318
They're black marketers.

932
00:56:51,390 --> 00:56:54,689
- They run stuff that comes in through Croatia.
- Okay.

933
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,024
- Simon!
- Sascha!

934
00:56:57,096 --> 00:57:00,532
- Oh, shit, I'm staring at the midget.
- Well, stop.

935
00:57:06,739 --> 00:57:09,037
Where the fuck my money?

936
00:57:09,108 --> 00:57:11,770
Beautiful guitar, it's yours.
Go ahead.

937
00:57:14,046 --> 00:57:16,207
Un-fucking-believable.

938
00:57:16,282 --> 00:57:18,045
Yeah, it's, like, twice his size.

939
00:57:20,919 --> 00:57:23,183
Fucking greedy midget.

940
00:57:25,557 --> 00:57:26,683
What?

941
00:57:28,794 --> 00:57:30,193
I'll pay you back.

942
00:57:30,262 --> 00:57:32,230
I'll pay you both back.

943
00:57:44,677 --> 00:57:46,542
- Duck?
<i>- Hey, baby.</i>

944
00:57:46,612 --> 00:57:48,045
Wait, I can hardly hear you.

945
00:57:48,113 --> 00:57:51,014
Costas, can you turn down
the stereo, please?

946
00:57:51,083 --> 00:57:53,210
<i>- Where are you?</i>
- I'm fine.

947
00:57:53,285 --> 00:57:55,879
No. Baby, I said where are you?

948
00:57:55,954 --> 00:57:59,754
<i>Oh, oh, yeah. I'm on Gaspar's boat.</i>

949
00:57:59,825 --> 00:58:00,917
Who is Gaspar?

950
00:58:00,993 --> 00:58:03,826
Costas and Lola's friend.
No, no more champagne.

951
00:58:03,896 --> 00:58:06,831
No, talk to me!
Who is Costas and Lola?

952
00:58:06,899 --> 00:58:09,629
Look baby, I can hardly hear you.

953
00:58:09,702 --> 00:58:10,930
The connection's horrible.

954
00:58:11,003 --> 00:58:12,163
When are you coming?

955
00:58:12,237 --> 00:58:14,262
<i>I'm going to be there tomorrow morning.</i>

956
00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:15,398
First flight out.

957
00:58:15,474 --> 00:58:17,374
<i>Okay. But you better hurry</i>

958
00:58:17,443 --> 00:58:19,274
Georgio, no! I'm ticklish!

959
00:58:19,345 --> 00:58:22,143
Wait a minute! Who is Georgio?

960
00:58:22,214 --> 00:58:25,843
<i>- You can't slap my butt like that.
- What? No Put Georgio on the phone</i>

961
00:58:25,918 --> 00:58:27,749
<i>I want to talk to Georgiou</i>

962
00:58:27,820 --> 00:58:30,050
Hello?

963
00:58:46,672 --> 00:58:48,663
Oh, my God.

964
00:58:55,714 --> 00:58:57,944
So you ran into the midget.

965
00:58:58,016 --> 00:59:00,177
It's better than running over the midget.

966
00:59:00,252 --> 00:59:01,583
And how'd you know?

967
00:59:01,653 --> 00:59:03,553
Look. We cannot talk here.

968
00:59:03,622 --> 00:59:06,614
I didn't know we were talking.

969
00:59:06,692 --> 00:59:08,023
We're not talking.

970
00:59:08,093 --> 00:59:09,685
Well, it looks like we're talking.

971
00:59:09,762 --> 00:59:13,664
Vise grad. Dobran Tunnel,
tonight at 9.

972
00:59:13,732 --> 00:59:14,994
Things are heating up.

973
00:59:40,726 --> 00:59:43,718
Why do you keep breaking into my room?

974
00:59:43,796 --> 00:59:45,957
Look, I'm between places right now.

975
00:59:46,031 --> 00:59:47,191
I needed a bath.

976
01:00:01,079 --> 01:00:03,707
So what the hell are you going to do, Simon?

977
01:00:05,050 --> 01:00:06,881
You're broke.

978
01:00:06,952 --> 01:00:08,146
You owe midgets.

979
01:00:12,658 --> 01:00:14,558
I dream about him, Duck.

980
01:00:14,626 --> 01:00:16,321
I dream about catching him.

981
01:00:20,399 --> 01:00:23,027
Wiping that arrogant smile off his face.

982
01:00:24,636 --> 01:00:26,160
My whole fucking situation,

983
01:00:26,238 --> 01:00:29,298
every bad thing that's ever happened
to me, stems from that bastard.

984
01:00:32,611 --> 01:00:34,442
I was flying high before that war.

985
01:00:36,515 --> 01:00:37,982
I know.

986
01:00:41,353 --> 01:00:42,877
We were a fucking great team.

987
01:00:42,955 --> 01:00:45,082
The best.

988
01:00:56,335 --> 01:00:58,166
And then it all went to shit.

989
01:01:00,439 --> 01:01:04,239
Finding him would've been
so fucking brilliant.

990
01:01:06,945 --> 01:01:10,574
Maybe you should call your source again.

991
01:01:15,087 --> 01:01:16,782
What?

992
01:01:18,724 --> 01:01:19,952
What?

993
01:01:20,025 --> 01:01:21,549
There is no source.

994
01:01:21,627 --> 01:01:24,391
I made up the whole story.

995
01:01:24,463 --> 01:01:26,727
You are un-fucking-believable.

996
01:01:26,798 --> 01:01:29,198
I heard rumors that
the Fox was up in Celebici.

997
01:01:29,268 --> 01:01:33,136
I thought if I had a source,
it'd push you over to joining me, so...

998
01:01:33,205 --> 01:01:35,935
You know, I must be a fucking idiot.

999
01:01:36,008 --> 01:01:37,669
No, I'm an asshole.

1000
01:01:37,743 --> 01:01:40,837
No, all this time, you've been
making fun of my life in New York.

1001
01:01:40,913 --> 01:01:44,110
Joking about how
I'm not the man that I used to be?

1002
01:01:44,182 --> 01:01:47,982
Let me share something with you, Simon.
You're not the man you used to be, either.

1003
01:01:48,053 --> 01:01:50,419
You are far fucking from it.

1004
01:01:52,891 --> 01:01:55,724
Dry your dick off
and get the fuck outta my room.

1005
01:01:57,696 --> 01:01:58,993
Lady, do you...

1006
01:01:59,064 --> 01:02:00,725
Look, I'm just trying to change my...

1007
01:02:06,605 --> 01:02:08,368
Hello? Hello?

1008
01:02:09,675 --> 01:02:11,643
Yes, I made it up.

1009
01:02:11,710 --> 01:02:14,304
- Shit, Simon.
- We weren't wrong, you know?

1010
01:02:14,379 --> 01:02:16,574
Boris, the UN guy, he thought
we were right on his trail.

1011
01:02:16,648 --> 01:02:19,845
- Yeah, well, he still does.
- What do you mean?

1012
01:02:19,918 --> 01:02:21,442
I just saw him in the lobby,

1013
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:24,683
and he wants to meet
his favorite CIA hit squad

1014
01:02:24,756 --> 01:02:26,883
at that burnt-out tunnel in Vise grad tonight.

1015
01:02:26,959 --> 01:02:29,553
- He said, "Things are heating up. "
- He did?

1016
01:02:29,628 --> 01:02:31,823
Yes. The whole damn thing
is fucking ridiculous.

1017
01:02:31,897 --> 01:02:35,060
Why the hell didn't you tell me?
We got to get going!

1018
01:02:48,547 --> 01:02:50,981
So at what point do we get
jumped and killed?

1019
01:03:12,004 --> 01:03:13,801
I'm not doing what I'm doing.

1020
01:03:13,872 --> 01:03:16,067
I mean, clearly I'm doing this,
but I'm not doing this,

1021
01:03:16,141 --> 01:03:19,440
because if I was doing this, I could
get into a lot of trouble for doing it.

1022
01:03:21,213 --> 01:03:22,475
What the fuck, Boris?

1023
01:03:22,547 --> 01:03:24,208
Yeah.

1024
01:03:31,356 --> 01:03:33,517
She might seem
young and beautiful to you,

1025
01:03:33,592 --> 01:03:36,493
but she would cut your balls off
and sell them as trinkets

1026
01:03:36,561 --> 01:03:39,530
if she thinks you're fucking
with her. Okay?

1027
01:03:40,532 --> 01:03:41,931
Boris?

1028
01:03:45,070 --> 01:03:46,697
Who are you talking about?

1029
01:03:46,772 --> 01:03:49,673
The person I spoke to about your mission.

1030
01:03:49,741 --> 01:03:50,833
Mirjana.

1031
01:03:50,909 --> 01:03:54,208
She is going to lead you to the Fox.

1032
01:03:54,279 --> 01:03:55,871
Come.

1033
01:04:27,679 --> 01:04:28,976
Sit down.

1034
01:04:39,591 --> 01:04:40,888
Sit.

1035
01:04:55,874 --> 01:04:58,741
I'm no friend of the Muslims.

1036
01:04:58,810 --> 01:05:01,870
Right at the start of the war,
they got some girls from my school.

1037
01:05:01,947 --> 01:05:04,438
Look, it was shitty on all sides, okay?

1038
01:05:05,851 --> 01:05:09,685
You don't know shitty until you've been
gang-raped for seven hours.

1039
01:05:15,594 --> 01:05:19,655
- Where's Boris?
- This is not about justice.

1040
01:05:19,731 --> 01:05:22,199
I am and always will be a proud Serb.

1041
01:05:22,267 --> 01:05:23,632
This is about money.

1042
01:05:23,702 --> 01:05:27,798
My father had a system.
Made us money.

1043
01:05:27,873 --> 01:05:30,239
Then Boghanovic's men took over.

1044
01:05:30,308 --> 01:05:32,299
Wanted what we had.

1045
01:05:33,445 --> 01:05:37,040
Now they run the petrol and cigarettes
coming in from Serbia.

1046
01:05:37,115 --> 01:05:40,482
Use that money to protect him.

1047
01:05:40,552 --> 01:05:44,545
But they killed my father.

1048
01:05:44,623 --> 01:05:46,318
And now we have nothing.

1049
01:05:48,460 --> 01:05:50,553
I hate nothing.

1050
01:05:50,629 --> 01:05:53,462
You stop them,
I get my family business back.

1051
01:05:53,532 --> 01:05:55,193
What do we get?

1052
01:05:55,267 --> 01:05:58,361
What you came to Bosnia to get.

1053
01:06:02,774 --> 01:06:04,833
And how do we do that?

1054
01:06:04,910 --> 01:06:09,142
My old boyfriend, he is one of his guards.

1055
01:06:09,214 --> 01:06:11,273
Midac.

1056
01:06:11,349 --> 01:06:14,841
He is in love with me, calls me every day.

1057
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:18,048
I have no interest in him anymore,
but I still talk to him

1058
01:06:18,123 --> 01:06:21,024
because I know one day
the CIA will come to my home.

1059
01:06:24,763 --> 01:06:27,027
- How many guards?
- Ten.

1060
01:06:28,667 --> 01:06:31,431
- We're just three.
- Three of you is thirty of them.

1061
01:06:31,503 --> 01:06:35,405
They are fat and <i>lazy</i> and bored
out of their minds in the countryside.

1062
01:06:35,473 --> 01:06:37,407
And you know exactly where he is?

1063
01:06:37,475 --> 01:06:40,535
I can.

1064
01:06:40,612 --> 01:06:43,342
Now you give me thousand marks.

1065
01:06:43,415 --> 01:06:46,714
A thou... Are you out or your fucking mind?

1066
01:06:46,785 --> 01:06:48,616
No. I want goodwill gesture.

1067
01:06:48,687 --> 01:06:51,053
My goodwill has disappeared, lady.

1068
01:06:52,190 --> 01:06:55,421
I risk everything talking to you.

1069
01:06:55,493 --> 01:06:57,586
We just can't.

1070
01:06:58,597 --> 01:07:01,088
I need assurance
you don't take advantage of me.

1071
01:07:08,673 --> 01:07:11,403
If you guys are not serious, forget it.

1072
01:07:16,281 --> 01:07:18,306
The Agency has strict rules.

1073
01:07:19,718 --> 01:07:21,208
We're not authorized for payments.

1074
01:07:26,291 --> 01:07:29,488
Others in the company are, but not us.

1075
01:07:29,561 --> 01:07:31,825
Weaker divisions are.
Smaller divisions.

1076
01:07:32,964 --> 01:07:35,194
You know what we do.

1077
01:07:36,434 --> 01:07:38,299
You know who we are.

1078
01:07:38,370 --> 01:07:41,999
You know our reputations and our accuracy
in achieving our goals around the world.

1079
01:07:43,508 --> 01:07:45,499
A single bullet from us can end wars...

1080
01:07:46,544 --> 01:07:47,875
or start them.

1081
01:07:47,946 --> 01:07:49,504
Now, you're worried about others killing you,

1082
01:07:49,581 --> 01:07:52,675
but what you should most be worried about
are the three people in this room

1083
01:07:52,751 --> 01:07:54,719
and the reputations
that they bring with them.

1084
01:07:54,786 --> 01:07:57,254
We will do what we need to do
to achieve our goals.

1085
01:07:57,322 --> 01:08:00,052
Right now, you're standing in the way
of us achieving those goals.

1086
01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:04,289
You can help us, and you'll no longer
be hindering our operation.

1087
01:08:04,362 --> 01:08:08,162
You can ignore us,
and I cannot guarantee your safety.

1088
01:08:10,468 --> 01:08:13,699
The Agency is, I'm afraid to say,
completely humorless about these issues.

1089
01:08:28,086 --> 01:08:29,383
Okay.

1090
01:08:32,457 --> 01:08:37,019
Tomorrow, when he call, I will find out
what we all need to know.

1091
01:08:38,096 --> 01:08:39,393
Good.

1092
01:08:39,464 --> 01:08:41,295
Un-fucking-believable, Benji!

1093
01:08:41,366 --> 01:08:43,561
I didn't think you had it in you!

1094
01:08:43,635 --> 01:08:47,469
That's the ballsiest fucking thing
I've ever seen in my life.

1095
01:08:47,539 --> 01:08:49,131
You're a madman.

1096
01:08:49,207 --> 01:08:51,607
I think she's just full of shit
and trying to play us,

1097
01:08:51,676 --> 01:08:53,337
but it's better to find out for sure.

1098
01:08:53,411 --> 01:08:55,470
I don't know what we got
into here, gentlemen,

1099
01:08:55,547 --> 01:08:57,538
but I fucking love it.

1100
01:08:58,650 --> 01:09:02,552
You know, when you think about it,
the whole thing is fucking ridiculous.

1101
01:09:02,620 --> 01:09:03,882
Why?

1102
01:09:03,955 --> 01:09:05,889
I could very well be CIA.

1103
01:09:05,957 --> 01:09:07,549
You can't even spell CIA.

1104
01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:11,288
Every fucking CIA guy I know
looks exactly like me.

1105
01:09:11,363 --> 01:09:13,092
Yeah, only better-looking.

1106
01:09:13,164 --> 01:09:15,098
They certainly do not look like me.

1107
01:09:15,166 --> 01:09:16,929
And that is the genius of it.

1108
01:09:17,002 --> 01:09:19,835
The CIA would have someone
who doesn't look CIA.

1109
01:09:19,904 --> 01:09:21,895
That's...

1110
01:09:21,973 --> 01:09:25,500
That's exactly what they would do.

1111
01:09:27,912 --> 01:09:30,039
- What?
- I think we're being followed.

1112
01:09:30,115 --> 01:09:32,413
- What?
- What do you mean?

1113
01:09:32,484 --> 01:09:35,453
What part of "I think we're being followed"
do you not understand?

1114
01:09:40,358 --> 01:09:41,518
Jesus Christ.

1115
01:09:45,063 --> 01:09:46,291
He's right with me every turn.

1116
01:09:46,364 --> 01:09:47,456
Who could it be?

1117
01:09:53,204 --> 01:09:55,104
- Jesus fucking hell!
- We can't stop.

1118
01:09:55,173 --> 01:09:56,765
We got to get back to Sarajevo.

1119
01:09:56,841 --> 01:09:58,035
Yeah, no shit.

1120
01:09:58,109 --> 01:09:59,371
We got one problem.

1121
01:09:59,444 --> 01:10:01,139
That right turn I made back there?

1122
01:10:01,212 --> 01:10:02,907
We're not heading toward Sarajevo.

1123
01:10:02,981 --> 01:10:05,472
- We're heading toward Pale.
- Oh, God damn it!

1124
01:10:05,550 --> 01:10:07,484
Why? What's Pale?

1125
01:10:07,552 --> 01:10:08,951
Just the worst place we possibly could go.

1126
01:10:09,020 --> 01:10:10,817
It's where the Fox lived during the war.

1127
01:10:10,889 --> 01:10:13,323
- It's just Serb country.
- Fucking peachy.

1128
01:10:14,325 --> 01:10:16,816
- Fucking hell!
- Jesus!

1129
01:10:16,895 --> 01:10:18,226
What's your fucking problem!

1130
01:10:18,296 --> 01:10:21,129
- Shit!
- Okay, okay.

1131
01:10:21,199 --> 01:10:22,598
Fucking shit!

1132
01:10:23,835 --> 01:10:25,496
Speed up! Speed up! Speed up!

1133
01:10:35,180 --> 01:10:37,410
Hold tight! Hold on!

1134
01:10:49,794 --> 01:10:53,628
How come every time I'm with you, Simon,
I put my life in danger?

1135
01:10:55,900 --> 01:10:58,801
Because, my old friend,

1136
01:10:58,870 --> 01:11:03,398
putting your life in danger
is actual living.

1137
01:11:03,475 --> 01:11:05,636
The rest is television.

1138
01:11:05,710 --> 01:11:08,372
You need me to remind you of that.

1139
01:11:18,256 --> 01:11:19,621
We got to be extra careful.

1140
01:11:19,691 --> 01:11:21,318
Don't talk to anyone in the hotel.

1141
01:11:21,392 --> 01:11:23,883
- Don't talk on a cell phone.
- That won't be a problem.

1142
01:11:23,962 --> 01:11:25,896
Trust me, guys, trust me.

1143
01:11:25,964 --> 01:11:28,296
We have stepped into something here.

1144
01:11:28,366 --> 01:11:31,130
People are worried.
People are watching.

1145
01:11:32,270 --> 01:11:35,364
Who the fuck is this guy?
Who the fuck is that guy listening to us?

1146
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:36,566
Nobody's listening to us!

1147
01:11:36,641 --> 01:11:39,041
What, we got to be afraid
of the hotel help now?

1148
01:11:40,378 --> 01:11:42,243
Trust nobody.

1149
01:11:46,584 --> 01:11:48,643
The only person I don't trust is you.

1150
01:11:58,830 --> 01:12:01,025
Are you sleeping in my room?

1151
01:12:01,099 --> 01:12:03,932
- Yes.
- Well, you kids have fun.

1152
01:12:04,002 --> 01:12:05,401
Look, Simon.

1153
01:12:05,470 --> 01:12:09,497
I mean, I would be lying if I wasn't secretly
hoping all this stuff is true.

1154
01:12:09,574 --> 01:12:12,668
But we're no closer to finding
the Fox than anybody else.

1155
01:12:12,744 --> 01:12:14,712
I mean, Boris is a nut.

1156
01:12:14,779 --> 01:12:16,644
Mirjana's a con artist.

1157
01:12:16,714 --> 01:12:19,080
And that guy following us on the road
is just some drunk

1158
01:12:19,150 --> 01:12:21,243
or your little midget friend
wanting to wrestle.

1159
01:12:23,922 --> 01:12:25,355
You were saying?

1160
01:12:28,359 --> 01:12:30,054
We got to get outta here.

1161
01:12:38,136 --> 01:12:40,195
- Fucking don't move.
- Okay, okay, okay!

1162
01:12:40,271 --> 01:12:42,671
You wanted to find Fox?

1163
01:12:42,740 --> 01:12:44,765
Well, now Fox want to find you.

1164
01:14:19,137 --> 01:14:21,731
I'm sorry. I don't know
what you're saying, okay?

1165
01:14:21,806 --> 01:14:23,330
I'm sorry, I don't understand!
I don't speak your language!

1166
01:14:25,476 --> 01:14:28,468
I don't know what you're saying!
I don't know what you're saying!

1167
01:14:29,647 --> 01:14:31,672
Duck! Duck!
I don't know what he's saying!

1168
01:14:31,749 --> 01:14:33,376
I don't know what he's saying!

1169
01:14:35,953 --> 01:14:37,420
No. No, no, no, no, no.

1170
01:14:37,488 --> 01:14:39,080
We are not CIA.

1171
01:14:44,562 --> 01:14:46,223
I'm sorry. I don't understand
what you're saying.

1172
01:14:46,297 --> 01:14:47,855
We are not CIA!
We are journalists!

1173
01:14:47,932 --> 01:14:49,991
No, we are journalists!

1174
01:14:50,068 --> 01:14:52,400
Duck! Duck, what is he saying?

1175
01:14:52,470 --> 01:14:54,870
I don't understand what you're saying!
We are not CIA!

1176
01:14:54,939 --> 01:14:58,067
Don't! Stop it! Stop it!
I don't know what you're saying!

1177
01:14:58,142 --> 01:15:00,269
Stop it! Stop it!

1178
01:15:48,059 --> 01:15:50,619
The truth emerges.

1179
01:15:58,336 --> 01:16:00,702
There's been a giant mix-up here.

1180
01:16:00,772 --> 01:16:02,501
What mix-up?

1181
01:16:02,573 --> 01:16:05,064
We know everything.

1182
01:16:05,143 --> 01:16:07,668
Especially when CIA is here.

1183
01:16:07,745 --> 01:16:09,007
No, we're not CIA.

1184
01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:11,344
We're really not C... Fuck!

1185
01:16:20,558 --> 01:16:24,824
For weeks we've been hearing rumors
that CIA is here.

1186
01:16:27,098 --> 01:16:30,625
The CIA is coming for me.

1187
01:16:30,701 --> 01:16:31,895
We hear everything.

1188
01:16:31,969 --> 01:16:34,529
We know everything.

1189
01:16:34,605 --> 01:16:36,402
This is the thing. We're not CIA.

1190
01:16:36,474 --> 01:16:38,533
We're just journalists.

1191
01:16:38,609 --> 01:16:39,871
Just journalists. We just came...

1192
01:16:39,944 --> 01:16:42,378
We were trying to get an interview with you.

1193
01:16:42,447 --> 01:16:45,382
But you tell others that you are CIA.

1194
01:16:45,450 --> 01:16:48,715
No! No, no, we didn't.
We didn't say anything...

1195
01:16:48,786 --> 01:16:49,946
You said to Boris.

1196
01:16:52,790 --> 01:16:54,985
No. We didn't. We didn't say that.

1197
01:16:55,059 --> 01:16:57,027
He was just really confused.

1198
01:16:57,094 --> 01:16:59,460
We're really just journalists.

1199
01:16:59,530 --> 01:17:02,624
And we're not here to hurt you.

1200
01:17:11,409 --> 01:17:13,877
Srdjan.

1201
01:17:27,658 --> 01:17:28,682
No, no, no!

1202
01:17:29,827 --> 01:17:32,625
Oh, no, please don't do it!

1203
01:17:32,697 --> 01:17:34,688
You can't do it.

1204
01:17:34,765 --> 01:17:37,757
<i># You #</i>

1205
01:17:37,835 --> 01:17:42,738
<i># You make me feel brand-new #</i>

1206
01:17:42,807 --> 01:17:46,800
- Hello?
- You got to be fucking kidding me.

1207
01:18:12,904 --> 01:18:13,928
Fox!

1208
01:18:14,005 --> 01:18:16,405
Fox went out the back!
He's out the back!

1209
01:18:16,474 --> 01:18:18,032
Move in!

1210
01:18:18,109 --> 01:18:19,940
Guys, move it!

1211
01:18:45,403 --> 01:18:48,338
<i>Extraction team 107,
this is Firebase Lima. Stand by.</i>

1212
01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:57,404
Look, this is a news event.

1213
01:18:57,481 --> 01:18:58,778
We are newsmen.

1214
01:18:58,849 --> 01:19:00,840
We want off the copter now.

1215
01:19:01,953 --> 01:19:05,445
- You ever heard of freedom of the press?
- Not in Bosnia, sir, no.

1216
01:19:09,493 --> 01:19:11,461
All right. <i>Jazzy,</i> let's start this bird up.

1217
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:17,568
Wait. Where are we going, exactly?

1218
01:19:27,311 --> 01:19:29,677
Hey, excuse me. Did you catch him?

1219
01:19:31,682 --> 01:19:33,411
That's classified information.

1220
01:19:36,587 --> 01:19:37,918
Classified.

1221
01:19:37,989 --> 01:19:39,957
Correct. Classified.

1222
01:19:40,024 --> 01:19:41,753
So you're saying you didn't catch him?

1223
01:19:44,028 --> 01:19:46,292
He was right fucking there!

1224
01:19:46,364 --> 01:19:48,594
Just what are you insinuating?

1225
01:19:48,666 --> 01:19:50,827
I was an inch... an inch from this guy!

1226
01:19:50,901 --> 01:19:51,959
He was there!

1227
01:19:52,036 --> 01:19:54,800
We saved your life.
That was our mission.

1228
01:19:54,872 --> 01:19:56,897
You cut it pretty close, don't you think?

1229
01:19:56,974 --> 01:20:00,910
We did our job. Now you guys
got to get the hell out of this country.

1230
01:20:00,978 --> 01:20:05,005
No. No, I think there's a pretty good story
to tell inside this country.

1231
01:20:05,082 --> 01:20:09,041
I was nose-to-nose with the most wanted
fugitive in the world.

1232
01:20:12,757 --> 01:20:14,987
Let me tell you something, Mr. Cunt.

1233
01:20:16,394 --> 01:20:18,589
- Hunt.
- Mr. Hunt.

1234
01:20:18,663 --> 01:20:21,257
You're lucky I haven't already
arrested your sorry ass

1235
01:20:21,332 --> 01:20:24,768
and thrown you in a dark fucking hole
with no fucking exits.

1236
01:20:24,835 --> 01:20:26,325
Arrested for what?

1237
01:20:26,404 --> 01:20:29,202
Impersonating a CIA officer
is a serious offense.

1238
01:20:29,273 --> 01:20:33,710
Jesus fuck.
We never impersonated anyone.

1239
01:20:33,778 --> 01:20:38,772
Your friend Boris is on a plane for Uganda
where he will now be stationed.

1240
01:20:38,849 --> 01:20:41,443
But before he was suddenly
transferred to darkest Africa

1241
01:20:41,519 --> 01:20:43,214
to never be heard from again,

1242
01:20:43,287 --> 01:20:46,313
we confronted him
about your little representation.

1243
01:20:49,226 --> 01:20:51,057
If I ever hear from you again,

1244
01:20:51,128 --> 01:20:55,064
the CIA will be on you like a cheap suit
from the Men's Wearhouse.

1245
01:20:55,132 --> 01:20:57,692
You'll be arrested, jailed,

1246
01:20:57,768 --> 01:21:01,727
and sodomized by a big, dumb,
large-cocked Serbian bastard

1247
01:21:01,806 --> 01:21:04,274
for the rest of your shitty little lives.

1248
01:21:04,341 --> 01:21:07,742
And if you don't care about that,
if you like big Serbian cock,

1249
01:21:07,812 --> 01:21:10,007
and you still plan
on reporting any of this,

1250
01:21:10,081 --> 01:21:12,641
then your friend Boris
will find himself eaten

1251
01:21:12,717 --> 01:21:16,414
by a tiger or lion or a squirrel

1252
01:21:16,487 --> 01:21:19,979
or whatever fucking animal
we can find in darkest Africa.

1253
01:21:20,057 --> 01:21:21,854
And you'll have to live with that.

1254
01:21:21,926 --> 01:21:24,759
I assume that I can quote you
on the squirrel remark.

1255
01:21:27,865 --> 01:21:30,265
Look, Cunt.

1256
01:21:30,334 --> 01:21:33,633
The CIA has a bright side,
the CIA has a dark side,

1257
01:21:33,704 --> 01:21:35,865
and then there's the gray side.

1258
01:21:35,940 --> 01:21:38,704
We do the things that people
don't need to know about.

1259
01:21:38,776 --> 01:21:41,142
It's a part we deny even exists.

1260
01:21:41,212 --> 01:21:46,081
It's a part of the CIA that's been working for
the last three weeks in Bosnia on the Fox.

1261
01:21:46,150 --> 01:21:48,744
And what have you been working on doing,
letting him disappear?

1262
01:21:49,787 --> 01:21:51,687
Let me ask you a question.

1263
01:21:51,756 --> 01:21:55,214
Why do you think the CIA
would want to let a war criminal go?

1264
01:21:55,292 --> 01:21:56,987
Let me ask you a question.

1265
01:21:57,061 --> 01:21:59,791
In five years, why has the CIA,

1266
01:21:59,864 --> 01:22:03,766
the Hague, the United Nations, and NATO

1267
01:22:03,834 --> 01:22:07,998
not been able to find a guy
that we found in just two days

1268
01:22:08,072 --> 01:22:11,064
if you actually wanted to find him?

1269
01:22:21,218 --> 01:22:23,209
We're giving you a one-way ticket home.

1270
01:22:23,287 --> 01:22:24,754
I suggest you use it.

1271
01:22:24,822 --> 01:22:26,847
We're not saving your asses again.

1272
01:22:27,958 --> 01:22:31,894
From this moment on,
the story's being written by others.

1273
01:22:58,956 --> 01:23:01,049
The Americans, yeah,
they brokered the peace agreement,

1274
01:23:01,125 --> 01:23:04,288
but some would suggest they
made a secret deal with the Fox,

1275
01:23:04,361 --> 01:23:08,058
that if he stepped down from power
they would not arrest him for war crimes.

1276
01:23:24,748 --> 01:23:27,581
You ever flown in
one of these puppies before?

1277
01:23:27,651 --> 01:23:30,211
You won't have feeling
in your ass for a week.

1278
01:23:30,287 --> 01:23:33,586
- Great.
- It's nice they packed for us.

1279
01:23:33,657 --> 01:23:35,557
So what are you going to do?

1280
01:23:35,626 --> 01:23:38,857
I don't know.
Go to Greece with Duck.

1281
01:23:38,929 --> 01:23:41,022
Share some moussaka
with him and his girlfriend.

1282
01:23:44,602 --> 01:23:46,331
Duck?

1283
01:23:48,005 --> 01:23:49,836
Duck?

1284
01:23:49,907 --> 01:23:51,534
What is it?

1285
01:23:56,347 --> 01:23:58,747
They sent Boris out of this country

1286
01:23:58,816 --> 01:24:02,946
because he was actually
trying to catch the Fox.

1287
01:24:03,020 --> 01:24:05,352
They're sending us away
because we found him.

1288
01:24:05,422 --> 01:24:07,720
No, he found us.
We're lucky we still have our heads.

1289
01:24:07,791 --> 01:24:11,090
No, it's like no one in a position
of power in this place

1290
01:24:11,161 --> 01:24:13,721
even wants to try and catch that bastard.

1291
01:24:13,797 --> 01:24:15,094
And that's just wrong.

1292
01:24:15,165 --> 01:24:17,656
Yeah.

1293
01:24:17,735 --> 01:24:18,997
What are you saying?

1294
01:24:20,604 --> 01:24:23,334
I'm saying we can't leave.

1295
01:24:30,547 --> 01:24:32,174
I think I just wet myself.

1296
01:24:46,664 --> 01:24:48,529
All right.

1297
01:24:48,599 --> 01:24:50,066
Yeah.

1298
01:24:50,134 --> 01:24:51,965
Yeah, let's go get this bastard.

1299
01:24:52,036 --> 01:24:56,200
<i>Okay, gentlemen, load 'em up.
We're ready to go.</i>

1300
01:24:58,042 --> 01:24:59,600
<i>Prepare plane for taxi.</i>

1301
01:24:59,677 --> 01:25:02,669
All right, um, what's the plan?

1302
01:25:04,682 --> 01:25:05,706
Run.

1303
01:25:07,851 --> 01:25:09,648
Run? That's your plan?

1304
01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:11,153
Yeah. Run.

1305
01:25:24,001 --> 01:25:25,491
<i>As a kid I never dreamed</i>

1306
01:25:25,569 --> 01:25:28,561
<i>about being an action hero.</i>

1307
01:25:28,639 --> 01:25:34,009
<i>But, as Boris said, in dirty times,
dirty deeds need to be done.</i>

1308
01:25:36,213 --> 01:25:40,912
<i>The rest of the story,
I guess, is urban legend.</i>

1309
01:25:40,985 --> 01:25:46,355
<i>I'd tell you it was true,
but you'd never believe me anyway.</i>

1310
01:25:47,658 --> 01:25:52,391
<i>Mirjana did find out
where the Fox was hiding,</i>

1311
01:25:52,463 --> 01:25:56,991
<i>and that gave us the idea of how
the three of us could catch him.</i>

1312
01:25:57,067 --> 01:26:01,163
<i>You see, you can't go hunting
with ten bodyguards.</i>

1313
01:26:01,238 --> 01:26:02,762
<i>It's too noisy.</i>

1314
01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:05,468
<i>It scares off the animals.</i>

1315
01:26:43,814 --> 01:26:46,180
Doctor?

1316
01:27:58,455 --> 01:28:01,788
Where is the rest of your team?

1317
01:28:03,527 --> 01:28:05,961
There ain't no team, you motherfucker.

1318
01:28:06,029 --> 01:28:07,553
It's just us.

1319
01:28:12,603 --> 01:28:16,130
I get you $5 million.

1320
01:28:16,206 --> 01:28:19,141
United States currency.

1321
01:28:19,209 --> 01:28:22,838
Take it. It's yours.

1322
01:28:22,913 --> 01:28:26,314
We get $5 million just for turning you in.

1323
01:28:26,383 --> 01:28:29,580
You turn me in, and then what?

1324
01:28:29,653 --> 01:28:34,022
They are more afraid of me
than I am of them.

1325
01:28:36,627 --> 01:28:40,393
You do not have the balls to kill me.

1326
01:28:40,464 --> 01:28:44,764
And you do not have the balls
to take my money.

1327
01:28:44,835 --> 01:28:46,564
And you do not have the balls

1328
01:28:46,637 --> 01:28:48,969
to see what the international community

1329
01:28:49,039 --> 01:28:52,998
will do or not do to me.

1330
01:28:53,076 --> 01:28:56,102
You have nothing.

1331
01:28:58,315 --> 01:29:02,046
That's why we've got to change the rules.

1332
01:29:26,710 --> 01:29:31,647
If the power comes back on,
it still doesn't mean you can leave.

1333
01:29:31,715 --> 01:29:33,615
I'm never leaving.

1334
01:29:33,684 --> 01:29:39,054
I'll have myself surgically attached to you.

1335
01:29:54,805 --> 01:29:56,636
This was Marda's town.

1336
01:29:56,707 --> 01:29:59,232
It's one of the few places
Muslims came back to.

1337
01:30:02,779 --> 01:30:06,374
They'll know best what to do with him.

1338
01:31:26,963 --> 01:31:28,123
Let me borrow 50 bucks.

1339
01:31:28,198 --> 01:31:31,099
What? We just left $5 million
tied to the side of the road.

1340
01:31:31,168 --> 01:31:32,692
You want to borrow 50 bucks?

1341
01:31:32,769 --> 01:31:34,703
Actually, make it a hundred.

1342
01:31:34,771 --> 01:31:36,204
You know, when all this hits,

1343
01:31:36,273 --> 01:31:39,367
it's going to be a shit-storm of
international denial and cover-ups.

1344
01:31:39,443 --> 01:31:42,207
Maybe you could talk to your father,
get me that gig to report it.

1345
01:31:42,279 --> 01:31:43,974
Then I can pay you back.

1346
01:31:44,047 --> 01:31:45,309
All right.

1347
01:31:51,355 --> 01:31:53,220
So what are you going to do?

1348
01:31:53,290 --> 01:31:55,087
You going to stay and cover it?

1349
01:31:55,158 --> 01:31:57,023
Are you?

1350
01:31:57,094 --> 01:32:00,291
I got the cushy gig in New York.

1351
01:32:00,364 --> 01:32:02,457
The girl in Greece.

1352
01:32:02,532 --> 01:32:03,863
The story...

1353
01:32:03,934 --> 01:32:07,768
The story's going to be right here.

1354
01:32:09,072 --> 01:32:12,599
Just play something decent on this, will you?

1355
01:32:12,676 --> 01:32:14,268
For once?

1356
01:32:15,746 --> 01:32:18,840
Simon, you're the only man I know
who would borrow money

1357
01:32:18,915 --> 01:32:22,407
to repay a debt that you took to repay a debt.

1358
01:32:22,486 --> 01:32:25,922
And that's why you love me.

1359
01:32:27,991 --> 01:32:30,323
That's why I love you.

1360
01:32:52,048 --> 01:32:58,110
<i># I fought the law, and the law won #</i>

