1
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IZZY: Come on, Annie.
Don't be such a sIowcoach.

2
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ANNIE: I'm going as fast as I can.

3
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IZZY: Excuse me. So sorry.

4
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-Excuse us.
-SIow down, Izzy.

5
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We're shopping, not pIaying a rugby match.

6
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There's Iess bruising in rugby, Annie.

7
00:00:40,167 --> 00:00:41,805
We're taIking summer cIearance.

8
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Things can get a bit brutaI.

9
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I reckon it's worth it.

10
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Imagine, summer cIothes aII year round.

11
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No more jumpers and weIIies for us.

12
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And I've heard that in LA,
we'II onIy need these to bIock out the sun.

13
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The sun? Living in this country,
you wouIdn't know there was a sun.

14
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(BOTH GIGGLE)

15
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BOTH: (GASPING) SaIe!

16
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BIast! Some twit put this on the wrong raiI.

17
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It's not haIf-price.

18
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BIonde ruIe number one.
Pink Iooks good with anything.

19
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BIonde ruIe number two.

20
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BOTH: Never pay retaiI.

21
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

22
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-FIip.
-And wave.

23
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Excuse me.

24
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-Yes?
-NigeI.

25
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Such a regaI name.

26
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But this garment
seems to be hung incorrectIy.

27
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-It was on the haIf-price raiI.
-Oh.

28
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I do hope we can make right
what is cIearIy an injustice.

29
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(GIGGLING)

30
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BriIIiant! You're a naturaI barrister, Izzy.

31
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Even I aImost bought your argument.

32
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I don't argue, Annie. I persuade.

33
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MR. WOODS:
Have you IoveIies finished packing?

34
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IZZY: AImost!

35
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Annie, I can't beIieve we're Ieaving
for cousin EIIe's tomorrow.

36
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There. Everything coIor-coded.

37
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Me, too. This box is IabeIed...

38
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Pink.

39
00:02:05,927 --> 00:02:07,565
I miss Mum, Izzy.

40
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I can't beIieve it's been two years
since we Iost her.

41
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I miss Mum, too, Annie.

42
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I wonder how we'II get on in CaIifornia.

43
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Things have been so gray in this fIat
since Mum died.

44
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I hope the sunny cIimate
wiII heIp Dad move on.

45
00:02:22,927 --> 00:02:27,364
And up. He'II be running the entire
LAU EngIish Department in no time.

46
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TaIking behind my back, are we?

47
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No, we're just excited for the move.

48
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Look, I know this move isn't easy.
And I appreciate your support.

49
00:02:35,567 --> 00:02:38,035
It'II be fun. We'II see movie stars,

50
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drink those mocha-Iatte-ccinos,

51
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and get authentic BeverIy HiIIs nose jobs.

52
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-What?
-Just joking, Dad.

53
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I'm partiaI to the EngIish nose I have,
thank you very much.

54
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Me, too. On both of you.

55
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And have no fear.

56
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The Woods team wiII fit in the LA IifestyIe
Iike fish fit with chips.

57
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(THIS IS MEPLAYING)

58
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This is my Iife

59
00:03:01,327 --> 00:03:02,646
I'm on my own

60
00:03:02,727 --> 00:03:06,117
Don't need anyone
To guide me down the road

61
00:03:06,207 --> 00:03:10,997
I'm finding out who
Yeah, who I wanna be

62
00:03:11,167 --> 00:03:12,600
This is me

63
00:03:12,727 --> 00:03:15,799
This is my Iife
I'm in controI

64
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Moving so fast
To where I wanna go

65
00:03:18,967 --> 00:03:22,846
I'm shouting out
Who, yeah, who do you see?

66
00:03:22,967 --> 00:03:24,286
MR. WOODS: Wow, Iook at that!

67
00:03:24,367 --> 00:03:25,880
IZZY: These are houses?

68
00:03:25,967 --> 00:03:27,366
Are you sure
this is the way to EIIe's house?

69
00:03:27,447 --> 00:03:28,516
(CAR HORNS HONKING)

70
00:03:28,607 --> 00:03:30,325
MR. WOODS: Those Yanks Iove their horns,
don't they?

71
00:03:30,407 --> 00:03:33,205
Anyway, girIs,
I start teaching tomorrow at university

72
00:03:33,287 --> 00:03:35,960
just a miIe
from EIIe's HoIIywood HiIIs mansion.

73
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ANNIE: Wow, Izzy, BeverIy HiIIs
sure is different from back home.

74
00:03:39,447 --> 00:03:40,516
Look at these cars.

75
00:03:40,607 --> 00:03:42,518
Speaking of cars, teII us again

76
00:03:42,607 --> 00:03:45,201
why we shipped in our Mini
from across the pond?

77
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What? She's a peach.

78
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(CAR HORN HONKING)

79
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(GIRLS SCREAMING)

80
00:03:49,727 --> 00:03:51,763
ANNIE: Wrong side of the road, Dad!
Wrong side of the road!

81
00:03:51,847 --> 00:03:52,882
(TIRES SCREECHING)

82
00:03:53,287 --> 00:03:54,561
AII right.

83
00:03:54,687 --> 00:03:56,040
I'II have to try to remember that.

84
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(SIGHS )

85
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MR. WOODS: Here we are, girIs!

86
00:04:01,247 --> 00:04:02,839
It's a paIace.

87
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WeIcome to your new home, girIs.

88
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(GIRLS GASPING)

89
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(SQUEALING)

90
00:04:13,607 --> 00:04:16,326
My, this pIace is awfuIIy pink.

91
00:04:17,047 --> 00:04:21,916
So, it is quite a step up
from the oId, musty fIat back home, eh?

92
00:04:22,007 --> 00:04:24,475
This is a step up from Buckingham PaIace.

93
00:04:24,567 --> 00:04:26,398
Best of aII, it doesn't cost a penny.

94
00:04:26,487 --> 00:04:29,718
Cousin EIIe spends most of her time
back in DC, Iobbying.

95
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So she's Iet us, for now, squat here.
Take it over.

96
00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:37,724
-It's Iike a dream.
-Oh, I suppose I can get used to it.

97
00:04:37,807 --> 00:04:39,365
Do you think you couId get used to this?

98
00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:40,675
(GIRLS GASPING)

99
00:04:41,847 --> 00:04:43,565
EIIe has quite the view, eh?

100
00:04:43,647 --> 00:04:45,205
IZZY: Can it get any better?

101
00:04:45,287 --> 00:04:46,686
(DOG BARKING)

102
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That sounds Iike Bruiser.

103
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(BARKING CONTINUES )

104
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(GASPING)

105
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IZZY: Bruiser! Times two.

106
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They're so sweet.

107
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HeIIo, pretty boys. Hey.

108
00:04:58,727 --> 00:05:01,116
Oh, Iook. From cousin EIIe.

109
00:05:01,607 --> 00:05:03,359
''Dear IsabeIIe and AnnabeIIe,

110
00:05:03,447 --> 00:05:05,597
''sorry I couIdn't be there to greet you,

111
00:05:05,687 --> 00:05:08,406
''but Bruiser's IittIe nephews,
Spike and Butch,

112
00:05:08,487 --> 00:05:10,284
''wiII weIcome you with open paws.

113
00:05:10,647 --> 00:05:12,638
''AIways bIonde, cousin EIIe.''

114
00:05:12,727 --> 00:05:14,365
Oh, how thoughtfuI.

115
00:05:14,487 --> 00:05:17,126
WeII, I'm sorry, girIs,
but under no circumstances

116
00:05:17,207 --> 00:05:19,357
are either of you to even consider

117
00:05:20,847 --> 00:05:21,882
returning those dogs.

118
00:05:21,967 --> 00:05:23,116
(ALL CHUCKLE)

119
00:05:23,207 --> 00:05:26,085
We'II waIk with the dogs
and expIore our new hood.

120
00:05:26,247 --> 00:05:27,316
Hood?

121
00:05:27,407 --> 00:05:30,604
And we'II shop
for our first-day-of-schooI ensembIes.

122
00:05:31,807 --> 00:05:33,843
GirIs, there's something
I've been meaning to teII you.

123
00:05:33,927 --> 00:05:36,725
BOTH: It's amazing here, Dad. Love you.

124
00:05:36,807 --> 00:05:39,196
Love you. Bye.

125
00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,042
(POPMUSIC PLA YING)

126
00:05:43,687 --> 00:05:45,917
Oh-oh, oh-oh, one, two, three

127
00:05:46,007 --> 00:05:49,317
-Annie, Iook at aII these stores!
-It's fashion paradise.

128
00:05:49,407 --> 00:05:51,045
It's so different from KentfieId.

129
00:05:51,847 --> 00:05:53,166
That dress is perfect.

130
00:05:58,847 --> 00:06:01,441
Rockin' to my own beat
Never stuck on repeat

131
00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,518
I'm singing my own song

132
00:06:04,607 --> 00:06:06,086
BeverIy HiIIs isn't very hiIIy.

133
00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:08,158
(SIGHS ) But the sun is sunnier.

134
00:06:08,247 --> 00:06:09,396
The hunks are hunkier.

135
00:06:09,487 --> 00:06:11,398
And the junk food's organic.

136
00:06:11,487 --> 00:06:14,240
-(GASPS ) Oh, my God, it's Karen!
-Who?

137
00:06:14,327 --> 00:06:16,079
The Karen GIass Studio.

138
00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,044
I've read about it
in the finest couture magazines.

139
00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:20,402
The hoIy graiI of high-end runway appareI.

140
00:06:20,487 --> 00:06:22,557
And now it stands before us, beckoning.

141
00:06:22,647 --> 00:06:24,638
Posh practicaIIy summers inside that shop.

142
00:06:25,287 --> 00:06:27,676
Last time I checked,
Becksy's shopping budget

143
00:06:27,767 --> 00:06:30,156
was north of ours by about 40 zeroes.

144
00:06:30,407 --> 00:06:32,796
A saIesperson's a saIesperson, Izzy.

145
00:06:32,887 --> 00:06:35,003
Do what you do best. Persuade.

146
00:06:35,847 --> 00:06:37,803
IZZY: Therefore, Evette...

147
00:06:37,887 --> 00:06:39,559
Such a dynamic name.

148
00:06:39,727 --> 00:06:41,922
...even though the stitching is subpar,

149
00:06:42,007 --> 00:06:44,237
the coIor is off by at Ieast one shade

150
00:06:44,327 --> 00:06:45,919
from the designer's runway prototype,

151
00:06:46,007 --> 00:06:49,124
I'm stiII wiIIing
to negotiate a reasonabIe price

152
00:06:49,207 --> 00:06:52,324
on behaIf of my sister
that wouId benefit both parties.

153
00:06:52,407 --> 00:06:54,557
I can see you're a very reasonabIe person.

154
00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:55,716
(CHUCKLING)

155
00:06:56,047 --> 00:06:57,685
You'II have to forgive me, Iadies.

156
00:06:57,767 --> 00:07:00,964
We get an awfuI Iot
of teIevision ceIebrities in this store.

157
00:07:01,047 --> 00:07:03,242
-BOTH: Oh, oh, we're not...
-Oh, no, no. Oh, wait.

158
00:07:03,327 --> 00:07:04,840
Yes, yes, of course.

159
00:07:04,927 --> 00:07:06,519
You're the Riffraff Twins.

160
00:07:06,607 --> 00:07:08,199
Loved the show.

161
00:07:08,527 --> 00:07:11,678
We aIways say that the worId
can certainIy use a IittIe more riffraff,

162
00:07:11,767 --> 00:07:15,521
but I'm afraid in this store,
sadIy, you're canceIed.

163
00:07:15,767 --> 00:07:16,836
(GASPING)

164
00:07:16,927 --> 00:07:19,566
Come back when you can pay fuII price
Iike big peopIe.

165
00:07:20,287 --> 00:07:23,245
-WeII, that went swimmingIy.
-Like the Titanic.

166
00:07:24,207 --> 00:07:26,038
Evette just did us a favor.

167
00:07:26,127 --> 00:07:28,766
I mean,
she's just teIIing us we can do better.

168
00:07:28,847 --> 00:07:32,760
We're in the greatest fashion shopping
postaI code in the worId.

169
00:07:33,047 --> 00:07:35,720
Somewhere on these haIIowed streets

170
00:07:35,807 --> 00:07:38,116
is a schooI wardrobe
that's gonna make the worId

171
00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:39,401
stand up and say...

172
00:07:39,887 --> 00:07:42,162
BOTH: Crap!
MR. WOODS: I'm sorry, Ioves.

173
00:07:42,247 --> 00:07:45,239
You never gave me a chance to teII you.
Pac Prep requires uniforms.

174
00:07:45,727 --> 00:07:47,445
This is as scratchy as tweed.

175
00:07:47,527 --> 00:07:49,597
A sack of potatoes has more panache!

176
00:07:49,687 --> 00:07:52,042
And not a thread of pink. It's criminaI.

177
00:07:52,127 --> 00:07:53,765
Downright oppressive.

178
00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:56,677
What sort of schooI are you sending us to?

179
00:08:01,207 --> 00:08:02,196
(HORSES NEIGHING)

180
00:08:02,287 --> 00:08:04,323
IZZY: LA? More Iike we Ianded in Oz.

181
00:08:04,407 --> 00:08:07,001
MR. WOODS: This is
one of the best schooIs in the States.

182
00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:08,805
And now, of course,
it's an even better schooI

183
00:08:08,887 --> 00:08:10,764
because you two are attending.

184
00:08:10,847 --> 00:08:12,360
ANNIE: (SCOFFING) Forget it, Dad.

185
00:08:12,447 --> 00:08:15,245
These posh kids Iook Iike
they just came off an assembIy Iine.

186
00:08:15,327 --> 00:08:16,760
MR. WOODS: Come on, girIs,
I'm trying hard here.

187
00:08:16,847 --> 00:08:18,121
Let's see some smiIes.

188
00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:20,562
BOTH: Anything for you, Dad.

189
00:08:20,647 --> 00:08:22,478
AII right. Here we are.

190
00:08:23,527 --> 00:08:26,121
Okay, IoveIies. Stiff upper Iips.

191
00:08:26,207 --> 00:08:28,163
And Iet's see some cheery faces, eh?

192
00:08:28,247 --> 00:08:31,045
Give us a kiss. Oh, thank you.

193
00:08:31,127 --> 00:08:34,642
Now, just remember,
be your IoveabIe, adorabIe seIves,

194
00:08:34,727 --> 00:08:36,524
and I promise you that, by my watch,

195
00:08:36,607 --> 00:08:40,600
you'II have met
your first friend in three, two...

196
00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,598
HIGGINS: I'm not here to be your friend.

197
00:08:42,687 --> 00:08:44,757
I'm onIy here to educate you.

198
00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:48,322
WeIcome, Iadies, to Pacific Preparatory.

199
00:08:48,727 --> 00:08:50,638
I'm Headmistress Higgins.

200
00:08:51,087 --> 00:08:53,726
I see here that, from past performance,

201
00:08:53,807 --> 00:08:57,243
as weII as your father's
somewhat Iimited financiaI resources,

202
00:08:57,327 --> 00:08:59,238
you've both been admitted on schoIarship.

203
00:08:59,327 --> 00:09:00,919
PartiaI schoIarship,

204
00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:02,922
ma'am.

205
00:09:03,007 --> 00:09:05,123
CongratuIations, I'm sure.

206
00:09:05,207 --> 00:09:08,643
Here at Pacific Prep,
we hoId our students to a higher standard,

207
00:09:08,727 --> 00:09:10,718
as weII as a strict code of honor.

208
00:09:11,247 --> 00:09:14,125
And such being the case,
I wiII need you to sign these.

209
00:09:14,527 --> 00:09:17,599
-Oh, I'm not a barrister.
-Yet.

210
00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:19,245
But I'd rather not sign
something I can't read.

211
00:09:19,327 --> 00:09:22,558
HIGGINS: Then Iet me give you
the gist of the agreement.

212
00:09:22,647 --> 00:09:25,400
The document mereIy enumerates
the myriad ways

213
00:09:25,487 --> 00:09:28,126
in which students
might be tempted to pIagiarize,

214
00:09:28,207 --> 00:09:30,596
Iie, cheat, and/ or steaI.

215
00:09:31,087 --> 00:09:34,284
FaiIure to avoid
these temptations resuIts in expuIsion.

216
00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:37,916
But how do we know what to avoid
if we can't read the fine print?

217
00:09:39,367 --> 00:09:41,403
The Pacific Preparatory handbook.

218
00:09:41,967 --> 00:09:45,004
Read it, Iearn it, Iove it,

219
00:09:45,087 --> 00:09:46,759
and we'II get aIong just fine.

220
00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,838
Now, your signatures, pIease.

221
00:09:50,687 --> 00:09:52,279
Christopher Lopez!

222
00:09:52,367 --> 00:09:53,402
(EX CLAIMS )

223
00:09:56,207 --> 00:09:57,196
Yes, ma'am?

224
00:09:57,287 --> 00:10:01,565
PIease print out the Iadies' scheduIes
and show them to their first cIass.

225
00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:10,886
I'd Iove to show them around. Come on.

226
00:10:15,727 --> 00:10:17,160
Ms. Chang!

227
00:10:18,287 --> 00:10:20,482
Keep an eye on those two.

228
00:10:20,607 --> 00:10:22,802
The Woods twins? Why, they seem IoveIy.

229
00:10:22,887 --> 00:10:26,516
They possess the same perky DNA
as EIIe Woods.

230
00:10:26,647 --> 00:10:30,003
EIIe Woods made a mockery
of these haIIowed haIIs with her

231
00:10:30,487 --> 00:10:31,556
Fashion Arts eIective.

232
00:10:31,647 --> 00:10:33,205
Which you got rid of two years ago.

233
00:10:33,287 --> 00:10:35,164
And her Tai Chi Tuesdays.

234
00:10:35,247 --> 00:10:37,363
Which you might consider reinstating.

235
00:10:37,847 --> 00:10:38,836
You reaIIy wouId benefit.

236
00:10:38,927 --> 00:10:41,395
I finaIIy got this institution back on track,

237
00:10:41,487 --> 00:10:45,446
and I refuse to Iet the next generation
of bIonde Woods nymphs

238
00:10:45,527 --> 00:10:47,279
destroy what I've created!

239
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,039
Tai Chi Tuesdays. I'm just saying.

240
00:10:49,127 --> 00:10:50,116
Out!

241
00:10:50,407 --> 00:10:51,556
(BELL RINGS )

242
00:10:51,647 --> 00:10:54,036
Aren't you a IittIe young
to be a schooI administrator?

243
00:10:54,127 --> 00:10:57,005
Oh, yeah, weII,
I do data entry and IT in the main offices

244
00:10:57,087 --> 00:10:58,406
as my work study.

245
00:10:58,727 --> 00:11:00,080
Work-study?

246
00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:01,998
WeII, yeah. On fuII schoIarship at Pac Prep,

247
00:11:02,087 --> 00:11:03,725
you need to work to pay off your tuition.

248
00:11:03,887 --> 00:11:05,684
Ergo, work-study.

249
00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:08,042
It's a good thing
we're onIy partiaI schoIarship, then.

250
00:11:08,127 --> 00:11:10,118
Inputting data makes me nod off.

251
00:11:10,207 --> 00:11:11,959
Not me. I can input data aII day Iong.

252
00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,196
You into computers?

253
00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:14,840
I faff around a bit.

254
00:11:15,287 --> 00:11:17,676
-Faff?
-What Annie means is faff.

255
00:11:17,767 --> 00:11:19,485
It means dabbIe.

256
00:11:19,927 --> 00:11:23,044
Good to know. WeII, here we are.
This is first-period American History.

257
00:11:23,127 --> 00:11:24,196
I'm in the same cIass,

258
00:11:24,287 --> 00:11:25,879
but I need to swing
by the computer Iab first.

259
00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:27,923
So here, Izzy.

260
00:11:28,007 --> 00:11:30,316
I'II see you in cIass, Annie.

261
00:11:30,727 --> 00:11:31,876
(EX CLAIMS )

262
00:11:32,007 --> 00:11:33,201
-IZZY: Annie?
-Sorry.

263
00:11:33,487 --> 00:11:34,602
HeIIo? Come on.

264
00:11:34,687 --> 00:11:35,722
(BELL RINGS )

265
00:11:36,447 --> 00:11:38,517
It's an Uber EIectronics phone.

266
00:11:38,607 --> 00:11:41,917
My daddy's company isn't even
reIeasing them in stores tiII next year.

267
00:11:42,007 --> 00:11:43,076
(GIGGLING)

268
00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:45,044
It's a phone, video game consoIe,

269
00:11:45,127 --> 00:11:47,277
MP3 pIayer, PDA, aII in one.

270
00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:50,843
(GASPS ) It even has
HD hoIogram technoIogy.

271
00:11:51,647 --> 00:11:54,957
-Oh!
-The cooIest thing ever.

272
00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,321
I've gotta have one.

273
00:11:56,407 --> 00:12:00,161
WeII, I might be abIe to convince my daddy
to get you one.

274
00:12:00,527 --> 00:12:04,076
Whoa. Hottie airIines taxing into the gate.

275
00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:06,044
I'II check us in with the teacher
whiIe you find us seats.

276
00:12:06,127 --> 00:12:07,162
Okay.

277
00:12:07,247 --> 00:12:08,600
Oh, my...

278
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:11,247
GoIdiIocks make Justin Bear happy.

279
00:12:11,327 --> 00:12:12,999
What are you two going on about?

280
00:12:13,847 --> 00:12:17,442
Hi, Mr. GoIden, I'm Izzy,
and I was toId I'm to check in with you.

281
00:12:17,527 --> 00:12:18,642
Excuse me.

282
00:12:18,847 --> 00:12:20,678
What do you think you are doing?

283
00:12:21,887 --> 00:12:22,956
Um...

284
00:12:23,047 --> 00:12:24,036
Sitting?

285
00:12:24,127 --> 00:12:25,355
In my chair.

286
00:12:25,447 --> 00:12:28,041
LiteraIIy, that's my chair.
My daddy paid for it.

287
00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:32,075
Oh, I'm sorry. That pIaque is beautifuI.

288
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:34,039
You have a IoveIy seat.

289
00:12:37,247 --> 00:12:40,922
Everyone knows, front row,
three across, in every cIassroom,

290
00:12:41,007 --> 00:12:42,042
my seat.

291
00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:45,756
Do I need to send out a memo
to every newbie dweeb that...

292
00:12:49,967 --> 00:12:53,482
Are you, Iike, a frosted fIake or what?

293
00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:54,682
I beg your pardon?

294
00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:58,077
I just toId you that's my seat.

295
00:12:58,167 --> 00:13:01,398
WeII, this is a bit awkward,
considering I've never even met you.

296
00:13:01,527 --> 00:13:04,564
-I'm Izzy...
-Oh, okay! Am I being punked?

297
00:13:04,647 --> 00:13:06,763
Is this a joke? 'Cause I'm not Iaughing.

298
00:13:06,847 --> 00:13:07,962
Anyone?

299
00:13:08,607 --> 00:13:11,280
Izzy, I saved you a seat here.

300
00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:15,441
Excuse me.

301
00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:18,439
There's two of them?

302
00:13:19,087 --> 00:13:20,236
(BELL RINGS )

303
00:13:20,327 --> 00:13:22,124
Look, Brad, be a sport.

304
00:13:22,247 --> 00:13:23,282
Sharpen my penciIs.

305
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,198
Justin, the sharpener's three feet away.

306
00:13:25,487 --> 00:13:27,876
You know that sound drives me crazy.

307
00:13:33,087 --> 00:13:34,361
(WHIRRING)

308
00:13:36,807 --> 00:13:37,796
(GROANS )

309
00:13:38,207 --> 00:13:39,276
WeIcome back.

310
00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:41,961
I am Mr. GoIden, your history teacher.

311
00:13:42,047 --> 00:13:46,245
I wouId Iike to extend a speciaI weIcome to

312
00:13:47,207 --> 00:13:50,085
-Annie and Izzy Woods.
-Hi.

313
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:53,159
-They're new here to Pac Prep.
-Hi there.

314
00:13:53,247 --> 00:13:55,078
And they are...

315
00:13:55,207 --> 00:13:56,196
(COUGHS ) Hot.

316
00:13:56,287 --> 00:13:57,322
(ALL LAUGH)

317
00:13:57,407 --> 00:14:00,877
From the UK, Mr. WhitIey,

318
00:14:01,087 --> 00:14:03,681
which is actuaIIy quite ironic

319
00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:06,122
when you consider how much cIass time

320
00:14:06,207 --> 00:14:09,040
we have spent discussing

321
00:14:09,127 --> 00:14:12,836
one of their country's greatest upsets.

322
00:14:12,967 --> 00:14:15,765
WouId you care to guess
what that subject is?

323
00:14:16,007 --> 00:14:17,281
How about you, Annie?

324
00:14:19,247 --> 00:14:21,078
The... The...

325
00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:23,402
The...

326
00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:24,681
IZZY: Don't be shy, Annie.
You know the answer.

327
00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:27,406
America, EngIand...

328
00:14:27,727 --> 00:14:28,842
Everybody was upset.

329
00:14:28,927 --> 00:14:30,440
David Beckham joining the GaIaxy?

330
00:14:30,687 --> 00:14:31,676
(ALL LAUGH)

331
00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:33,997
No. No, Izzy. No, actuaIIy.

332
00:14:34,087 --> 00:14:35,122
(CLEARS THROAT)

333
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:38,040
We were actuaIIy taIking
about the American RevoIution.

334
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,324
Now, does anyone have any thoughts

335
00:14:41,407 --> 00:14:43,875
about what advantages the Patriots had

336
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,606
that aIIowed them to defeat the EngIish?

337
00:14:47,327 --> 00:14:48,760
Miss Donohugh.

338
00:14:50,127 --> 00:14:52,322
Our forefathers' biggest advantage

339
00:14:52,407 --> 00:14:54,318
was to keep the war weII inIand,

340
00:14:54,447 --> 00:14:58,042
where Britain's massive navy
posed IittIe threat.

341
00:14:59,407 --> 00:15:03,446
My forefathers crossed
''the pond'' on the MayfIower,

342
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:07,566
so we know a IittIe bit
about this sort of thing.

343
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,326
Yes. WeII, thank you.

344
00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:11,921
-Uh-huh.
-WeII, anyone eIse? Any thoughts?

345
00:15:12,647 --> 00:15:14,080
Yes, Izzy.

346
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:19,401
WeII, we came across recentIy
on Virgin AtIantic.

347
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:22,166
But I once read this briIIiant paper

348
00:15:22,247 --> 00:15:25,045
that cIaimed that the arrogance
of the British miIitary

349
00:15:25,127 --> 00:15:26,606
may weII have been the coIonists'...

350
00:15:26,687 --> 00:15:29,485
I mean, the Patriots' greatest advantage.

351
00:15:29,927 --> 00:15:33,636
You see,
our daft ancestors totaIIy underestimated

352
00:15:33,727 --> 00:15:37,003
the keenness of you Yanks'
mostIy civiIian force,

353
00:15:37,087 --> 00:15:41,205
and so faiIed to dispatch
EngIand's best soIdiers.

354
00:15:41,287 --> 00:15:42,686
(MOUTHING)

355
00:15:43,487 --> 00:15:45,796
WeII, that's wonderfuI, Izzy!

356
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:47,802
Thank you!

357
00:15:47,887 --> 00:15:52,005
WeII, now, you see, cIass,
this is exactIy the kind of fresh insight

358
00:15:52,087 --> 00:15:53,361
I'm aIways Iooking for.

359
00:15:53,447 --> 00:15:56,007
You never toId me you thought
my coIonies paper was briIIiant.

360
00:15:56,087 --> 00:15:58,681
And it was.
Not my fauIt you can't speak up.

361
00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:02,079
IZZY: We just find that this dress code
makes us aII Iook Iike fIight attendants.

362
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:03,156
(LAUGHTER)

363
00:16:03,247 --> 00:16:05,442
Did you reaIIy sit in Tiffany's seat?
What was it Iike?

364
00:16:05,527 --> 00:16:06,562
CoId.

365
00:16:06,647 --> 00:16:08,683
Bangers and mash sounds Iike hurI. Is it?

366
00:16:09,007 --> 00:16:10,042
IZZY AND ANNIE: So-so.

367
00:16:10,127 --> 00:16:12,322
Where'd you get those matching braceIets?
They are so high-end.

368
00:16:12,407 --> 00:16:14,125
DonateIIa... No, Ron Herman.

369
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,118
-Covent Garden.
-At a fIea market.

370
00:16:16,287 --> 00:16:18,278
-Who does your hair?
-Us.

371
00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:21,086
WeII, why wouIdn't she
wanna do my homework?

372
00:16:21,207 --> 00:16:22,959
-GIRL: Who does your naiIs?
-Us.

373
00:16:25,007 --> 00:16:28,238
Just who do those
bottIe-bIonde bimbos think they are?

374
00:16:29,127 --> 00:16:30,879
ActuaIIy, the buzz says

375
00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:32,685
their summer-wheat-number-four
hair coIor is naturaI.

376
00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:34,325
Not a singIe highIight.

377
00:16:34,847 --> 00:16:37,441
And even more sick, their noses are reaI.

378
00:16:37,727 --> 00:16:38,876
Come on.

379
00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:41,606
That's a Dr. FeIdman number seven
if ever I've seen one.

380
00:16:41,887 --> 00:16:43,036
Or two.

381
00:16:43,607 --> 00:16:44,596
JUSTIN: Hey, what's up?

382
00:16:44,687 --> 00:16:46,359
ASHLEY:
And Justin is totaIIy digging them.

383
00:16:46,927 --> 00:16:49,600
Are you actuaIIy suggesting
that those Brit twits

384
00:16:49,687 --> 00:16:51,678
pose a threat to moi?

385
00:16:52,007 --> 00:16:55,124
WeII, Iike, reaIity check, Tiff.
They seem to be doing pretty weII.

386
00:16:55,487 --> 00:16:56,966
Don't think I didn't notice.

387
00:16:57,047 --> 00:16:59,163
As Sun Tzu said,

388
00:16:59,247 --> 00:17:02,284
''Keep your friends cIose
and your enemies cIoser.''

389
00:17:02,407 --> 00:17:03,601
Sun Tzu?

390
00:17:03,887 --> 00:17:05,764
You mean, Iike, the sushi chef at Nobu?

391
00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:09,559
(WHISPERING) Tiffany. Scram !

392
00:17:10,287 --> 00:17:13,518
Hi. I'm Tiffany. Mind if I join?

393
00:17:13,927 --> 00:17:16,760
If you don't mind sitting
with a pair of frosted fIakes.

394
00:17:16,847 --> 00:17:18,565
I'm so sorry I was a jerk earIier.

395
00:17:18,647 --> 00:17:21,161
I reaIIy think that you got
the wrong first impression of me.

396
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,525
(TIFFANY CLEARS THROAT)

397
00:17:26,007 --> 00:17:28,077
It's just I have this vision thing,

398
00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:30,397
see, where I need to sit in that same chair

399
00:17:30,487 --> 00:17:32,045
in every cIass to see the board.

400
00:17:32,127 --> 00:17:34,595
My vision is, Iike, 20/ one ziIIion.

401
00:17:36,127 --> 00:17:39,881
I'm reaIIy insecure about it.
But, weII, I was rude.

402
00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:42,083
I'm sorry. Can we, Iike, rewind?

403
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:43,202
BOTH: Of course.

404
00:17:43,287 --> 00:17:44,515
I was a bit rude myseIf.

405
00:17:44,607 --> 00:17:46,723
It's IsabeIIe, right?

406
00:17:46,807 --> 00:17:48,877
-Izzy. And this is...
-Annie.

407
00:17:49,127 --> 00:17:51,243
Oh, hi, Chris. Take a seat.

408
00:17:51,327 --> 00:17:53,602
Yes, pIease. Take a seat.

409
00:17:54,127 --> 00:17:56,118
Over there with your friends.

410
00:17:56,207 --> 00:17:57,925
I think they're waiting for you.

411
00:17:59,847 --> 00:18:01,803
But wait a minute. Chris is reaIIy nice.

412
00:18:01,887 --> 00:18:03,366
-TIFFANY: Oh, and cute.
-Yeah.

413
00:18:03,447 --> 00:18:05,517
TIFFANY: And that's what makes it
that much more tragic.

414
00:18:05,607 --> 00:18:06,676
Tragic?

415
00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:10,476
If you want to make it at Pac Prep,
I'd better bring you up to speed

416
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,478
on the dos and the don'ts.

417
00:18:13,047 --> 00:18:14,446
For exampIe,

418
00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:18,721
the saddest members of the FCC.

419
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,439
Don't stare at them !

420
00:18:20,807 --> 00:18:22,365
FinanciaIIy ChaIIenged CIub.

421
00:18:23,087 --> 00:18:25,282
(WHISPERS ) SchoIarship kids.

422
00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:30,395
Poor unfortunates who wander these haIIs
Iike cash-strapped ghosts.

423
00:18:30,727 --> 00:18:32,797
I see poor peopIe.

424
00:18:33,327 --> 00:18:36,319
They're so ashamed of their situation.

425
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,967
WeII, they give us our space,
we give them theirs.

426
00:18:39,047 --> 00:18:40,116
And never the two shaII meet.

427
00:18:40,207 --> 00:18:43,995
I mean, why shove our obvious advantages
in their faces?

428
00:18:44,087 --> 00:18:47,716
I mean, it's just so disrespectfuI.
Who is that crueI?

429
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,676
Just one tuition check away
from hopping on to the...

430
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:52,995
(WHIMPERS )

431
00:18:53,327 --> 00:18:56,558
Big, yeIIow, pubIic...

432
00:18:56,647 --> 00:18:58,319
(SQUEALING)

433
00:18:59,247 --> 00:19:00,566
SchooI bus.

434
00:19:01,127 --> 00:19:04,961
I mean, the stories that I have heard
about this kind of IifestyIe

435
00:19:05,047 --> 00:19:06,526
is just so...

436
00:19:07,287 --> 00:19:08,686
MiddIe-cIass.

437
00:19:10,727 --> 00:19:12,638
Look, we shouId teII you that...

438
00:19:12,727 --> 00:19:14,558
That we compIeteIy understand.

439
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:18,682
We'II do our best to respect others
who have Iess.

440
00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:20,086
(LAUGHING) DeIish, then.

441
00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:22,886
But come on. It's your first day.

442
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:27,040
Let's taIk about something
more reIevant to humanity, Iike...

443
00:19:27,127 --> 00:19:28,355
(GASPS ) Lip gIoss.

444
00:19:28,447 --> 00:19:29,562
(BOTH GIGGLE)

445
00:19:30,887 --> 00:19:33,685
We couId've just toId her
we're on schoIarships, I guess.

446
00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:36,486
And commit sociaI suicide on our first day?

447
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:38,398
We're EIIe Woods' cousins.

448
00:19:38,487 --> 00:19:40,443
We have a reputation to uphoId.

449
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,121
And think of Dad.

450
00:19:42,207 --> 00:19:44,767
We need to make a go of it here
for his sake.

451
00:19:44,847 --> 00:19:46,246
I guess you're right.

452
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,240
But it was reaIIy kind of Tiffany

453
00:19:48,327 --> 00:19:50,397
to Iet us come under her wing Iike that.

454
00:19:50,487 --> 00:19:53,081
We couId've reaIIy mucked things up here.

455
00:19:53,167 --> 00:19:54,646
She has got amazing styIe.

456
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,843
I've onIy seen shoes Iike that in magazines.

457
00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:58,402
Look.

458
00:20:02,887 --> 00:20:05,276
They shouId've just named
the whoIe pIace Tiffany Prep.

459
00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:06,356
ASHLEY: Pretty cooI, huh?

460
00:20:06,447 --> 00:20:09,086
Tiff's dad is the CEO of Uber EIectronics.

461
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,566
Uber EIectronics?

462
00:20:10,887 --> 00:20:11,956
As in one of the biggest

463
00:20:12,047 --> 00:20:13,799
computer technoIogy companies
in the worId?

464
00:20:13,887 --> 00:20:15,718
The biggest.

465
00:20:15,807 --> 00:20:18,526
Not a brag, 'cause I'm not Iike that.
Just a fact,

466
00:20:18,607 --> 00:20:21,246
in case you find yourseIves
in a conversation

467
00:20:21,327 --> 00:20:22,726
about my famiIy's incredibIe weaIth.

468
00:20:23,127 --> 00:20:25,436
(BAD BRITISH ACCENT)
WouIdn't want you to not have the 41 1 .

469
00:20:27,287 --> 00:20:30,085
-DRIVER: Your car, Miss Donohugh.
-Oh! There's our ride.

470
00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:31,964
She drives an aircraft carrier.

471
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:34,246
You two need a Iift?

472
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,478
No, thanks. Our dad's picking us up.

473
00:20:36,727 --> 00:20:37,716
Another time?

474
00:20:37,807 --> 00:20:39,843
DefiniteIy. Like, tomorrow?

475
00:20:39,927 --> 00:20:42,885
Mmm ! You are on. Tomorrow, then.

476
00:20:43,087 --> 00:20:44,805
Bag, CharIes.

477
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:54,846
Certain days you wake up

478
00:20:54,927 --> 00:20:57,316
And it's Iike aII the worId's...

479
00:20:57,407 --> 00:20:58,476
So I said,

480
00:20:58,567 --> 00:21:02,037
''HeIIo? What part of 'decaf soy Iatte'
don't you understand?''

481
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:03,640
(GIRLS LAUGHING)

482
00:21:03,727 --> 00:21:05,240
HoIa, SyIvia.

483
00:21:05,327 --> 00:21:06,726
Good morning, Miss Donohugh.

484
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,241
Right after Iunch, Ash and I took the time

485
00:21:09,327 --> 00:21:11,363
to stack those trays for you.

486
00:21:11,447 --> 00:21:13,244
We thought you couId use a hand.

487
00:21:13,327 --> 00:21:14,362
Mmm-hmm.

488
00:21:14,847 --> 00:21:16,280
Have a beautifuI day.

489
00:21:17,127 --> 00:21:18,879
Poor woman. She works so hard.

490
00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:20,798
So sweet of you to heIp her.

491
00:21:20,887 --> 00:21:23,276
AIthough, I have to say
she didn't Iook too happy about it.

492
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:27,042
WeII, often,
when supporting the Iess fortunate,

493
00:21:28,727 --> 00:21:30,080
you're onIy met with scorn.

494
00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:31,361
(GROANING)

495
00:21:32,527 --> 00:21:35,564
Gum? I have pink and green.

496
00:21:38,887 --> 00:21:41,117
Uh-huh, that's right

497
00:21:41,207 --> 00:21:43,516
This is the pIace to be tonight

498
00:21:44,047 --> 00:21:46,322
WeIcome to the party
Aw, yeah

499
00:21:46,407 --> 00:21:48,716
WeIcome to the party
Aw, yeah

500
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,798
This is my party
And it's aII about me

501
00:21:51,087 --> 00:21:52,076
ANNIE: This must be Iike

502
00:21:52,167 --> 00:21:54,317
Iiving in the Victoria and AIbert Museum.

503
00:21:54,407 --> 00:21:57,444
We actuaIIy studied this piece
in our art appreciation cIass Iast year.

504
00:21:57,527 --> 00:21:59,643
This is a beautifuI reproduction.

505
00:21:59,727 --> 00:22:00,842
Reproduction?

506
00:22:00,927 --> 00:22:02,076
(SCOFFS )

507
00:22:02,167 --> 00:22:03,805
WeIcome to the party
Aw, yeah

508
00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:06,242
WeIcome to the party
Aw, yeah

509
00:22:06,327 --> 00:22:08,443
Your estate is amazing.

510
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:11,724
StabIes, pooIs, heIipad, tennis courts.

511
00:22:11,807 --> 00:22:13,798
The onIy thing missing is...

512
00:22:14,327 --> 00:22:15,965
Two trampoIines?

513
00:22:16,047 --> 00:22:18,356
One for me
and one for my personaI trainer.

514
00:22:18,447 --> 00:22:21,598
DoIph swears that it is the best workout
you'II ever have.

515
00:22:21,927 --> 00:22:23,246
You ever been on one?

516
00:22:23,407 --> 00:22:26,046
-When I was younger, I, you know...
-''DabbIed.''

517
00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:27,321
Come on, siIIy.

518
00:22:27,407 --> 00:22:28,601
I'II teach you a few things.

519
00:22:28,687 --> 00:22:29,881
Nothing too scary.

520
00:22:34,647 --> 00:22:39,801
Let's try something easy Iike this.

521
00:22:44,127 --> 00:22:45,321
Ooh!

522
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:46,396
BriIIiant, Tiff.

523
00:22:47,047 --> 00:22:48,275
Like this?

524
00:22:49,407 --> 00:22:50,396
Show-off.

525
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,562
Okay, that was pretty good. Try this.

526
00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:55,396
(GASPS )

527
00:22:55,487 --> 00:22:57,239
Wow! Let me try.

528
00:22:59,607 --> 00:23:01,723
Oh, gee, you're pretty good.
How about this?

529
00:23:03,367 --> 00:23:06,598
(GASPS ) Wow! How about this?

530
00:23:11,887 --> 00:23:12,876
Isn't this fun?

531
00:23:12,967 --> 00:23:14,002
(LAUGHING)

532
00:23:32,167 --> 00:23:33,316
How about this?

533
00:23:35,567 --> 00:23:36,716
(SCREAMS )

534
00:23:37,047 --> 00:23:38,321
(EX CLAIMS )

535
00:23:38,407 --> 00:23:40,045
Tiffany, are you aII right?

536
00:23:40,727 --> 00:23:42,558
I'II have my driver take you home.

537
00:23:43,767 --> 00:23:44,916
(TIFFANY GROANS )

538
00:23:49,087 --> 00:23:51,157
MR. GOLDEN:
And now, cIass, your quiz resuIts.

539
00:23:51,567 --> 00:23:52,602
Izzy.

540
00:23:53,207 --> 00:23:55,118
Annie, here's yours.

541
00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:57,205
I did great.

542
00:23:58,567 --> 00:23:59,636
(SIGHS )

543
00:23:59,887 --> 00:24:02,196
ANNIE: Don't worry, Izzy. I'II tutor you.

544
00:24:02,807 --> 00:24:05,560
MR. GOLDEN:
The constitution is pure poetry.

545
00:24:06,047 --> 00:24:09,517
And now, each one of you
is going to have the chance

546
00:24:09,607 --> 00:24:12,405
to recite this patriotic work of art

547
00:24:12,487 --> 00:24:15,684
up here in front of the entire cIass,

548
00:24:16,127 --> 00:24:20,120
beginning with the student
with the highest grade-point average.

549
00:24:20,967 --> 00:24:25,085
Ladies and gentIemen,
aII the way from the UK,

550
00:24:25,167 --> 00:24:28,364
Miss AnnabeIIe Woods!

551
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,446
You'II be fine.

552
00:24:32,327 --> 00:24:33,919
MR. GOLDEN: Miss Woods?

553
00:24:40,927 --> 00:24:43,646
(STUTTERING) We... The...

554
00:24:46,807 --> 00:24:47,842
(CLASS LAUGHING)

555
00:24:47,927 --> 00:24:49,076
-We the peopIe...
-MR. GOLDEN: Okay. Okay.

556
00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:50,839
Everybody, settIe down.

557
00:24:50,927 --> 00:24:52,918
-PIease continue, Miss Woods.
-ANNIE: Oh...

558
00:24:54,087 --> 00:24:56,760
Hey, beautifuI. Which one are you?

559
00:24:56,847 --> 00:24:59,964
-Excuse me?
-Which twin? Iggy or Annie?

560
00:25:00,287 --> 00:25:01,322
Iggy.

561
00:25:01,407 --> 00:25:03,318
My friends just caII me Izzy.

562
00:25:03,487 --> 00:25:05,239
Yeah. Yeah.

563
00:25:05,567 --> 00:25:07,637
It's that whoIe, you know,
Iost in transIation thing,

564
00:25:07,727 --> 00:25:09,126
since you speak...

565
00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:10,526
...read The Odyssey again.

566
00:25:11,047 --> 00:25:12,526
We've read it the Iast two years.

567
00:25:13,647 --> 00:25:14,966
(CLICKING)

568
00:25:19,367 --> 00:25:21,927
You know, because you're from EngIand
and you speak...

569
00:25:22,327 --> 00:25:23,476
EngIish.

570
00:25:23,727 --> 00:25:24,921
ObviousIy.

571
00:25:26,087 --> 00:25:27,202
Yeah.

572
00:25:27,287 --> 00:25:30,359
Hey, nerd, get another irritating habit.

573
00:25:34,247 --> 00:25:36,203
So, where was I?

574
00:25:37,047 --> 00:25:40,119
Oh, you got a date
for the siIver beIIs dance?

575
00:25:40,767 --> 00:25:43,042
Hey, shouIdn't you be asking Tiffany?

576
00:25:43,127 --> 00:25:44,765
Everybody says you're an item.

577
00:25:45,047 --> 00:25:47,117
WeII, some of the time.

578
00:25:50,607 --> 00:25:52,916
Hey, Tiffany Donohugh doesn't own me.

579
00:25:54,927 --> 00:25:56,155
(TIFFANY EX CLAIMS )

580
00:25:57,367 --> 00:26:00,757
You're keeping your enemies reaIIy cIose,
if you ask me.

581
00:26:01,167 --> 00:26:05,285
I'm paying them a IittIe visit tomorrow
to ''study.''

582
00:26:05,927 --> 00:26:08,600
The onIy thing I'm going to ''study''
is them.

583
00:26:10,367 --> 00:26:13,757
There's gotta be a skeIeton
in their pink perky cIosets.

584
00:26:14,687 --> 00:26:15,836
(SIGHS )

585
00:26:16,807 --> 00:26:18,525
You're in a mess

586
00:26:18,967 --> 00:26:20,480
You shouId see yourseIf

587
00:26:20,567 --> 00:26:22,000
Listen to you

588
00:26:22,087 --> 00:26:23,918
You sound Iike someone eIse

589
00:26:24,607 --> 00:26:26,518
-Hi!
-Come on in.

590
00:26:26,607 --> 00:26:28,484
We were just getting
to the battIes of Concord and Lexington.

591
00:26:28,567 --> 00:26:31,559
Mmm, I'd rather hear about the battIes
between Armani versus Versace.

592
00:26:31,927 --> 00:26:32,916
(BOTH LAUGHING)

593
00:26:36,087 --> 00:26:37,236
(EX CLAIMING)

594
00:26:37,807 --> 00:26:41,641
I bareIy passed British history.
Now I have to sIog through American?

595
00:26:42,007 --> 00:26:44,157
It's too much. I give up.

596
00:26:44,247 --> 00:26:47,319
It's stiII earIy in the term.
You're a great debater.

597
00:26:47,407 --> 00:26:49,477
You need to use
that confidence for the test.

598
00:26:49,687 --> 00:26:52,918
Easy to say when you're getting an A,
and I'm bareIy passing.

599
00:26:53,007 --> 00:26:54,326
MR. WOODS: Tea time.

600
00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:59,164
This is our handsome, schoIarIy,

601
00:26:59,247 --> 00:27:02,444
and currentIy Iess-than-weII-dressed dad.

602
00:27:02,527 --> 00:27:03,596
Dad, this is Tiffany.

603
00:27:03,687 --> 00:27:04,676
-HeIIo.
-Hi.

604
00:27:04,767 --> 00:27:06,325
I Iove the apron.

605
00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:08,842
I wish my own father couId just reIax

606
00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:10,997
and enjoy being common.

607
00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:12,600
(LAUGHS ) No offense.

608
00:27:12,687 --> 00:27:14,166
None taken, I think.

609
00:27:14,687 --> 00:27:15,915
(BARKING)

610
00:27:16,607 --> 00:27:18,882
Oops! Nature caIIs.

611
00:27:19,527 --> 00:27:21,085
Bye-bye, feIIows.

612
00:27:23,487 --> 00:27:24,920
Your daughters are awesome.

613
00:27:25,007 --> 00:27:27,043
And they're aIready so popuIar.

614
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:29,886
-WeII, wish I couId take credit. I...
-Is that your wife?

615
00:27:29,967 --> 00:27:31,036
Oh, yes.

616
00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:34,597
She's beautifuI. I can see where the girIs
got their good Iooks. No offense.

617
00:27:34,687 --> 00:27:36,120
WeII, that time maybe a IittIe offense.

618
00:27:36,207 --> 00:27:38,038
And I Iove that painting.

619
00:27:38,127 --> 00:27:40,800
Oh, no. That is EIIe Woods.

620
00:27:41,407 --> 00:27:43,637
Oh, yes! EIIe Woods.
ActuaIIy, I've heard of her.

621
00:27:43,847 --> 00:27:48,523
Headmistress Higgins
speaks of her often and fondIy.

622
00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:52,237
Yes, she is a Pac Prep graduate
and a favorite cousin.

623
00:27:52,327 --> 00:27:54,045
This is her house, actuaIIy.

624
00:27:54,687 --> 00:27:57,406
I certainIy couIdn't afford a paIace Iike this
on my professor's saIary.

625
00:27:57,487 --> 00:28:00,240
-Oh, sure.
-That's why I'm so gIad that Izzy and Annie

626
00:28:00,327 --> 00:28:01,521
have a good friend Iike you to study with,

627
00:28:01,607 --> 00:28:04,679
because it's very important
they work hard to keep their schoIarships.

628
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:10,198
WeII, then, it is very Iucky
that the girIs have schoIarships.

629
00:28:10,287 --> 00:28:11,481
(LAUGHS )

630
00:28:12,247 --> 00:28:13,999
TIFFANY: So, untiI we meet again,

631
00:28:14,087 --> 00:28:16,920
which I guess wiII be tomorrow
at the aIumni dance, hmm?

632
00:28:17,007 --> 00:28:20,124
It promises to be the hottest in years.

633
00:28:20,207 --> 00:28:21,560
AIumni dance?

634
00:28:21,687 --> 00:28:23,120
We actuaIIy weren't aware
of any schooI dance.

635
00:28:23,207 --> 00:28:24,925
-Are we invited?
-Of course.

636
00:28:25,007 --> 00:28:27,840
Oh, my God. You have to come.
It's a Pac Prep tradition

637
00:28:27,927 --> 00:28:29,679
on the pooI deck of the Queen Mary.

638
00:28:29,767 --> 00:28:33,999
You know, swimming,
hot dogs on the griII, fireworks.

639
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,156
(ALL GIGGLE)

640
00:28:35,847 --> 00:28:39,442
It's just aII-American beach boy stuff,

641
00:28:39,527 --> 00:28:43,600
which sophisticated British foIk
might find too common.

642
00:28:43,687 --> 00:28:47,077
-Oh, stop it. It sounds amazing.
-Okay. So, what's everyone wearing?

643
00:28:47,167 --> 00:28:49,840
I'm just wearing my white Armani bikini.

644
00:28:49,927 --> 00:28:53,715
If you wear a hot bathing suit, I promise...

645
00:28:53,807 --> 00:28:54,842
-Yeah.
-Okay.

646
00:28:54,927 --> 00:28:56,042
...you are gonna make a spIash.

647
00:28:56,447 --> 00:28:58,165
(JAZZ MUSIC PLA YING)

648
00:29:04,407 --> 00:29:06,398
-WeIcome to the Pac Prep reunion, Iadies.
-Thank you.

649
00:29:06,487 --> 00:29:09,081
Maybe you and Chris can pIay baII, Annie.

650
00:29:09,567 --> 00:29:11,637
OnIy in LA
couId you have a pooI party on a ship.

651
00:29:11,887 --> 00:29:13,525
-Why didn't we move here sooner?
-Here's your program.

652
00:29:13,607 --> 00:29:14,596
Thank you.

653
00:29:14,687 --> 00:29:16,405
I wonder what Chris Lopez
Iooks Iike in swimming trunks.

654
00:29:16,487 --> 00:29:17,602
(GASPS ) It's fascinating.

655
00:29:17,687 --> 00:29:19,086
Since when did you care about ships?

656
00:29:19,167 --> 00:29:20,236
Since the brochure came in pink.

657
00:29:20,327 --> 00:29:22,477
Ladies, you must absoIuteIy
be Annie and Izzy Woods.

658
00:29:22,567 --> 00:29:25,127
It's a pIeasure to meet you.
Is that the way to the pooI party?

659
00:29:25,207 --> 00:29:26,959
ActuaIIy, Miss Donohugh
sent me personaIIy

660
00:29:27,047 --> 00:29:28,241
to direct you Iadies to the event.

661
00:29:28,327 --> 00:29:29,316
-Right this way.
-ReaIIy?

662
00:29:29,407 --> 00:29:31,204
She insists upon the VIP entrance.

663
00:29:31,287 --> 00:29:32,276
(BOTH EX CLAIMING)

664
00:29:32,367 --> 00:29:33,846
-Okay. Thanks.
-Thank you.

665
00:29:37,207 --> 00:29:38,356
(LAUGHING)

666
00:29:38,647 --> 00:29:39,966
He was nice.

667
00:29:40,887 --> 00:29:42,479
(JAZZ MUSIC GROWS LOUDER)

668
00:29:42,567 --> 00:29:44,717
VIP entrances are so dark.

669
00:29:44,807 --> 00:29:47,116
That Tiffany,
aIways Iooking out for her friends.

670
00:29:47,207 --> 00:29:48,640
(CROWD CHATTERING)

671
00:29:49,047 --> 00:29:50,765
It's as bright as the sun.

672
00:29:50,847 --> 00:29:52,485
I think I hear peopIe swimming.

673
00:29:52,567 --> 00:29:54,080
(BOTH SCREAMING)

674
00:29:54,647 --> 00:29:56,365
(CRASHING)

675
00:29:56,767 --> 00:29:57,882
(PLAYING OFF-KEY)

676
00:29:57,967 --> 00:29:59,036
(GASPING)

677
00:29:59,127 --> 00:30:00,162
BOY: What?

678
00:30:01,527 --> 00:30:03,085
(CROWD MURMURING)

679
00:30:06,367 --> 00:30:08,358
Annie, Izzy,

680
00:30:08,447 --> 00:30:12,076
your faces are aImost as pathetic
as your schoIarship appIications.

681
00:30:12,167 --> 00:30:13,361
(ALL GASPING)

682
00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:18,484
HIGGINS:
Do you care to expIain yourseIf, Iadies?

683
00:30:19,767 --> 00:30:23,362
I'm sure there's a Iogic
to this whoIIy undignified dispIay.

684
00:30:23,767 --> 00:30:25,246
(STAMMERING)

685
00:30:26,847 --> 00:30:27,996
(ANNIE SIGHING)

686
00:30:28,247 --> 00:30:32,001
-How humiIiating. TotaIIy exposed.
-In so many ways.

687
00:30:32,087 --> 00:30:35,045
I can't beIieve Tiffany turned out to be
a totaI snake in the grass.

688
00:30:35,527 --> 00:30:37,199
There's onIy one thing to do.

689
00:30:37,847 --> 00:30:38,962
BOTH: Pack.

690
00:30:42,207 --> 00:30:44,243
HeIIo, Ioves. You're home earIy.

691
00:30:44,807 --> 00:30:47,605
Hmm. My paternaI instinct
teIIs me something's wrong.

692
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:49,280
BOTH: We have to move.

693
00:30:49,687 --> 00:30:51,917
-Pardon?
-We're moving back to EngIand.

694
00:30:52,007 --> 00:30:54,646
Everybody at schooI thinks we're Iying gits.

695
00:30:55,607 --> 00:30:57,199
'Cause we are Iying gits.

696
00:30:58,167 --> 00:31:00,397
Professor Dad confused.

697
00:31:00,807 --> 00:31:03,401
We just wanted to make friends,
and Tiffany made it so easy.

698
00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:05,000
TiII she found out
we're schoIarship students

699
00:31:05,087 --> 00:31:06,918
and ratted on us
in front of the entire schooI.

700
00:31:07,007 --> 00:31:08,326
In our swimming costumes.

701
00:31:08,407 --> 00:31:10,318
Wait. She didn't know
you were schoIarship students?

702
00:31:10,407 --> 00:31:12,204
ANNIE: No. We kept it a secret.

703
00:31:12,607 --> 00:31:13,642
Oh, I'm sorry.

704
00:31:13,727 --> 00:31:16,321
I'm afraid I Iet that one
out of the bag myseIf, girIs.

705
00:31:16,927 --> 00:31:20,363
-You toId her?
-Yeah, guiIty. Why shouIdn't I?

706
00:31:20,447 --> 00:31:23,325
AII that matters at Pac Prep
is how much money you have

707
00:31:23,407 --> 00:31:24,886
and what kind of car you drive.

708
00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:26,958
If you're not Iike them, they shun you.

709
00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,918
We just wanted to fit in, that's aII.

710
00:31:30,007 --> 00:31:31,406
And Iook where it got you.

711
00:31:32,767 --> 00:31:34,405
For two girIs who couIdn't be more aIike,

712
00:31:34,487 --> 00:31:36,603
you are 100% originaIs.

713
00:31:36,887 --> 00:31:40,118
Don't Iet Pac Prep change you.
You change Pac Prep.

714
00:31:42,447 --> 00:31:44,244
But first, we have to admit...

715
00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:48,085
We are compIete and utter idiots.

716
00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:50,283
Chris, you were nice enough
to reach out to us.

717
00:31:51,247 --> 00:31:53,761
We were too bIinded by Tiffany's bIing.

718
00:31:54,967 --> 00:31:56,480
Can you ever forgive us?

719
00:31:57,527 --> 00:31:58,846
(WHISPERING)

720
00:32:00,007 --> 00:32:02,919
I think we have room for one... Two more.

721
00:32:03,007 --> 00:32:06,317
Annie and Izzy, this is Vivek. That's Marcie.

722
00:32:06,407 --> 00:32:09,126
You two are
the most freakishIy fIaxen human beings

723
00:32:09,207 --> 00:32:10,435
I've ever Iaid my eyes on.

724
00:32:10,927 --> 00:32:12,076
BOTH: Thank you.

725
00:32:12,167 --> 00:32:13,885
CHRIS: And that's Rainbow in the middIe.

726
00:32:14,647 --> 00:32:17,559
I take it your parents were very creative.

727
00:32:17,847 --> 00:32:20,839
No, they're hippies.
We Iive in a yurt in Topanga.

728
00:32:25,847 --> 00:32:27,041
(EX CLAIMS )

729
00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:30,559
Got me in the eyes. Oh, why in the eyes?

730
00:32:30,647 --> 00:32:32,160
(VIVEK LAUGHING)

731
00:32:32,807 --> 00:32:35,765
IZZY: Just be yourseIf, Chris.
Annie's kind of shy.

732
00:32:36,167 --> 00:32:38,362
Izzy, I just... I get so tongue-tied.

733
00:32:38,447 --> 00:32:40,199
Look, if you want to go out with Annie,

734
00:32:40,287 --> 00:32:41,481
find the confidence.

735
00:32:41,567 --> 00:32:42,795
That's what girIs go for.

736
00:32:42,887 --> 00:32:43,922
(BOTH LAUGHING)

737
00:32:44,007 --> 00:32:45,520
-Chris...
-Thanks.

738
00:32:45,607 --> 00:32:47,404
Chris, you're so funny.

739
00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:51,403
Okay, heIp me out. Pretend to be Annie.

740
00:32:51,967 --> 00:32:55,801
Hi, Annie. Okay, just...

741
00:32:55,887 --> 00:32:59,118
In case you haven't noticed,
I kind of, Iike, dig you,

742
00:32:59,447 --> 00:33:02,803
and I think you have

743
00:33:03,327 --> 00:33:06,478
the most eyes ever.

744
00:33:06,967 --> 00:33:08,241
Chris, most beautifuI eyes.

745
00:33:08,327 --> 00:33:09,316
(SIGHS )

746
00:33:09,407 --> 00:33:10,442
-It's okay.
-I know.

747
00:33:10,527 --> 00:33:13,325
The good news is Annie Iikes you, too,
so go for it.

748
00:33:13,407 --> 00:33:15,796
But you hurt her, I break your neck.

749
00:33:15,887 --> 00:33:18,162
AII right. Soup's on.

750
00:33:19,007 --> 00:33:21,805
I never knew the Boston Tea Party
was aII our fauIt.

751
00:33:21,887 --> 00:33:23,764
Why do we have to Iearn
so much about history?

752
00:33:23,847 --> 00:33:25,246
I mean, what's wrong with the future?

753
00:33:25,927 --> 00:33:29,203
As Iong as Mr. GoIden doesn't make me
speak in pubIic, I'm happy.

754
00:33:29,287 --> 00:33:31,357
You know how to get rid
of that fear of pubIic speaking, don't you?

755
00:33:31,447 --> 00:33:32,436
Avoid the pubIic?

756
00:33:32,527 --> 00:33:33,880
Transport yourseIf.

757
00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:36,880
Come on, Annie.

758
00:33:38,407 --> 00:33:41,160
AII right, now. CIose your eyes.

759
00:33:42,327 --> 00:33:45,683
And open your mind, and go to a moment

760
00:33:46,647 --> 00:33:49,957
that you were happiest in your entire Iife.
Where are you?

761
00:33:51,967 --> 00:33:54,162
ANNIE.: I'm in our KentfieId cottage.

762
00:33:54,847 --> 00:33:56,200
It's autumn.

763
00:33:56,727 --> 00:33:58,797
The Ieaves are just starting to turn.

764
00:34:00,127 --> 00:34:02,197
Having a cup of tea with Dad,

765
00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:03,922
Mum

766
00:34:04,927 --> 00:34:06,360
and Izzy.

767
00:34:08,807 --> 00:34:11,401
When you're feeIing the pressure,
just go to that happy pIace.

768
00:34:11,487 --> 00:34:14,240
Thank you. I'II definiteIy try that next time.

769
00:34:14,327 --> 00:34:15,806
It's a humiIiating affIiction.

770
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,082
VIVEK: I know what you mean.
Every morning, I gotta go through

771
00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:20,601
that big, white gate at Pretentious Prep
to take another week's

772
00:34:20,687 --> 00:34:22,882
worth of punishment from those snobs.

773
00:34:22,967 --> 00:34:24,719
It's just so humiIiating.

774
00:34:25,447 --> 00:34:28,280
Maybe there's a way we can
make it better for aII of us.

775
00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:30,961
Yeah, doubtfuI.
Tiffany's turned everyone against us.

776
00:34:31,047 --> 00:34:32,844
Whenever we try and get invoIved,
they just rag on us

777
00:34:32,927 --> 00:34:34,326
for being Iess fortunate.

778
00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:35,999
There's strength in numbers.

779
00:34:36,087 --> 00:34:38,157
We just have to be ourseIves,
stick together...

780
00:34:38,247 --> 00:34:39,999
-Strength in numbers.
-...and refuse to be intimidated.

781
00:34:40,087 --> 00:34:43,284
WeII, that sounds good,
but I sure don't feeI Iike myseIf

782
00:34:43,367 --> 00:34:44,800
in that stupid uniform.

783
00:34:44,887 --> 00:34:46,923
Yeah, me, either. They caII me Rainbow,

784
00:34:47,007 --> 00:34:49,396
but I'm just another drab
bIue bIazer in the crowd.

785
00:34:49,727 --> 00:34:51,080
Maybe we couId change that.

786
00:34:51,167 --> 00:34:52,202
How?

787
00:34:53,047 --> 00:34:54,275
(ORDINARYSUPERSTAR PLAYING)

788
00:34:56,047 --> 00:34:57,400
(ALL LAUGHING)

789
00:35:01,967 --> 00:35:03,525
Hey, you there

790
00:35:03,607 --> 00:35:05,165
You stand out in a crowd

791
00:35:05,247 --> 00:35:06,316
Yes, yes, yes.

792
00:35:06,407 --> 00:35:09,956
Nothin'about you is ordinary

793
00:35:10,327 --> 00:35:11,885
Hey, you there

794
00:35:11,967 --> 00:35:13,878
I hope you feeI proud

795
00:35:14,527 --> 00:35:15,801
It seems you settIed the score aIready

796
00:35:15,887 --> 00:35:17,002
I Iike this one.

797
00:35:18,927 --> 00:35:20,997
You're the hands-down winner

798
00:35:21,087 --> 00:35:22,759
You're the champion

799
00:35:23,087 --> 00:35:24,759
You're the record taker

800
00:35:24,847 --> 00:35:27,077
Record breaker number one

801
00:35:27,447 --> 00:35:30,439
Another day for an ordinary superstar...

802
00:35:30,527 --> 00:35:32,597
HeIIo, Mutz. These are so sick.

803
00:35:32,687 --> 00:35:35,076
OnIy Justin has a pair,
which, of course, Tiffany bought for him.

804
00:35:35,447 --> 00:35:37,165
These are, Iike, my dream shoe.

805
00:35:37,247 --> 00:35:38,282
Dream?

806
00:35:38,367 --> 00:35:40,244
$400 for a pair of trainers?

807
00:35:40,367 --> 00:35:41,880
Seems more Iike a nightmare.

808
00:35:41,967 --> 00:35:43,002
$400?

809
00:35:43,127 --> 00:35:44,162
Hmm.

810
00:35:45,327 --> 00:35:47,557
Again, this was on the saIes tabIe,

811
00:35:47,647 --> 00:35:49,638
but it's cIearIy not on saIe.

812
00:35:50,567 --> 00:35:52,876
-FIip...
-And wave.

813
00:35:54,287 --> 00:35:55,356
(CLEARS THROAT)

814
00:35:55,447 --> 00:35:56,800
Excuse me,

815
00:35:56,887 --> 00:36:00,357
but this materiaI
was erroneousIy pIaced on the saIes tabIe.

816
00:36:00,887 --> 00:36:01,956
Hmm?

817
00:36:03,567 --> 00:36:05,876
So we shouIdn't be penaIized

818
00:36:05,967 --> 00:36:08,401
for the mistakes made by your empIoyees.

819
00:36:08,487 --> 00:36:10,159
We desperateIy need this materiaI.

820
00:36:10,487 --> 00:36:12,842
Won't you heIp us? Ruth?

821
00:36:12,927 --> 00:36:14,121
(GIRLS GIGGLING)

822
00:36:21,127 --> 00:36:22,560
Okay, okay, you win, you win.

823
00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:25,684
I'II give you the saIe price.
Just stop that hair-twitchy thing.

824
00:36:26,367 --> 00:36:28,085
-It's creeping me out.
-BOTH: DeaI.

825
00:36:30,287 --> 00:36:32,357
You're the hands-down winner

826
00:36:32,447 --> 00:36:34,278
You're the champion

827
00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:38,845
You're the record taker
Record breaker number one

828
00:36:39,087 --> 00:36:40,566
WeII, uh-oh

829
00:36:41,927 --> 00:36:43,440
Ready, everyone?

830
00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:46,204
Let's show our true coIors, shaII we?

831
00:36:46,647 --> 00:36:48,046
Let's do this thing.

832
00:36:49,167 --> 00:36:53,718
Another day
for an ordinary superstar

833
00:36:53,807 --> 00:36:57,880
We are ordinary superstars

834
00:36:58,327 --> 00:37:02,240
We are ordinary superstars

835
00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:06,326
We are ordinary superstars

836
00:37:06,407 --> 00:37:11,083
We are ordinary superstars

837
00:37:12,447 --> 00:37:15,245
My office. Now.

838
00:37:16,807 --> 00:37:21,756
ArticIe 6.2E does not forbid
accessorizing said skirt.

839
00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:24,716
An oversight that wiII be corrected.

840
00:37:24,847 --> 00:37:27,839
However, articIe eight, paragraph three

841
00:37:27,927 --> 00:37:30,487
expressIy states the uniform shirt

842
00:37:30,567 --> 00:37:32,364
must be monochromatic.

843
00:37:32,727 --> 00:37:35,446
Therefore, I have no choice
but to order detention.

844
00:37:35,527 --> 00:37:37,677
With aII due respect, Headmistress,

845
00:37:37,767 --> 00:37:41,043
I think you're confusing
articIe eight, paragraph three

846
00:37:41,127 --> 00:37:43,482
with articIe three, paragraph eight.

847
00:37:44,247 --> 00:37:45,282
ArticIe two.

848
00:37:46,607 --> 00:37:49,201
Tights must be worn in soIid coIors.

849
00:37:51,167 --> 00:37:52,441
ArticIe seven.

850
00:37:52,567 --> 00:37:54,797
MaIe students must wear neckties.

851
00:37:55,687 --> 00:37:57,166
Which they are.

852
00:38:00,687 --> 00:38:01,881
Hmm.

853
00:38:01,967 --> 00:38:04,197
I heard the headmistress
aImost caIIed SWAT.

854
00:38:04,287 --> 00:38:06,278
-You didn't get detention?
-Why shouId we?

855
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:07,925
TechnicaIIy, we're not breaking any ruIes.

856
00:38:08,007 --> 00:38:09,565
See, we're dressing around the code.

857
00:38:09,647 --> 00:38:11,763
Okay, I don't know how it works,
but it does.

858
00:38:11,847 --> 00:38:13,644
I wanna dress around the code.
Hook a sister up!

859
00:38:13,727 --> 00:38:14,716
GIRL: Yeah, me, too.

860
00:38:14,807 --> 00:38:16,479
Fake bag. Fake. Fake. TerribIy fake.

861
00:38:16,567 --> 00:38:19,081
I am just so tired of everybody
Iooking to me to set trends.

862
00:38:19,167 --> 00:38:20,600
It's exhausting, you know?

863
00:38:21,367 --> 00:38:23,278
Looks Iike you're getting a break.

864
00:38:24,927 --> 00:38:26,246
What are you gonna do?

865
00:38:27,807 --> 00:38:29,160
Divide and conquer.

866
00:38:30,047 --> 00:38:32,356
What happened
to keeping your enemies cIose?

867
00:38:32,447 --> 00:38:34,119
Just go get my Iunch.

868
00:38:34,447 --> 00:38:35,766
-We'II see you after cIass.
-Great.

869
00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:36,996
Okay. Bye.

870
00:38:37,087 --> 00:38:39,123
Wow. Your new outfits Iook terrific.

871
00:38:39,207 --> 00:38:40,356
BOTH: Thank you.

872
00:38:43,287 --> 00:38:45,323
Do you know who SyIvia's crush is?

873
00:38:47,927 --> 00:38:49,485
BOTH: Mr. GoIden?

874
00:38:49,887 --> 00:38:50,922
Mmm-hmm.

875
00:38:51,007 --> 00:38:52,838
GirI has got it bad.

876
00:38:52,927 --> 00:38:55,566
But she can't get up the nerve
to taIk to him.

877
00:38:55,647 --> 00:38:57,365
BOTH: WeII, we've got a cure for that.

878
00:38:58,127 --> 00:39:01,881
SyIvia, if you want to catch a boy's eyes...

879
00:39:01,967 --> 00:39:03,366
I'm aII ears.

880
00:39:03,887 --> 00:39:06,765
-AII it takes is a IittIe fIip...
-And wave.

881
00:39:06,847 --> 00:39:08,803
-Works every time.
-What?

882
00:39:09,967 --> 00:39:11,286
Senor GoIden.

883
00:39:12,967 --> 00:39:14,685
I couIdn't heIp but overhear your Iecture

884
00:39:14,767 --> 00:39:16,166
on the US Constitution.

885
00:39:16,247 --> 00:39:17,600
I have often debated the infIuence

886
00:39:17,687 --> 00:39:19,678
of the Magna Carta on our BiII of Rights.

887
00:39:20,247 --> 00:39:21,646
(SOUL MUSIC PLA YING)

888
00:39:23,687 --> 00:39:24,881
I'm Gary.

889
00:39:25,367 --> 00:39:26,516
SyIvia.

890
00:39:27,607 --> 00:39:29,006
Yes! Yes!

891
00:39:33,647 --> 00:39:34,682
Where's your dad?

892
00:39:34,767 --> 00:39:36,598
Oh, he was giving a Iecture
and he warned us he'd be Iate.

893
00:39:36,687 --> 00:39:39,155
SYLVIA: Brad, I never couId have
finished in time without you.

894
00:39:39,407 --> 00:39:40,476
No probIem.

895
00:39:41,167 --> 00:39:42,156
HoIa!

896
00:39:42,247 --> 00:39:43,475
ALL: Hi, SyIvia.

897
00:39:43,727 --> 00:39:44,842
Hey, guys.

898
00:39:44,927 --> 00:39:46,326
What are you aII stiII doing here?

899
00:39:47,007 --> 00:39:50,477
-Oh, our Iift is Iate. What about you?
-Same here.

900
00:39:50,567 --> 00:39:51,795
(CAR HORN HONKS )

901
00:39:52,447 --> 00:39:56,360
Oh, Pop must be doing the aII-night
Japanese stock exchange.

902
00:39:57,087 --> 00:39:59,123
Sent the gardener. Hate that.

903
00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:02,403
WeII, good night, everybody.

904
00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:03,920
ANNIE: Good night, Brad.
IZZY: See you Iater.

905
00:40:04,007 --> 00:40:06,475
See you, Brad. What was that about?

906
00:40:06,567 --> 00:40:08,478
IZZY: You can trust us.
ANNIE: We wouIdn't dare say anything.

907
00:40:08,567 --> 00:40:10,205
CHRIS: Come on, SyIvia,
we're cooI with him.

908
00:40:10,287 --> 00:40:12,357
Brad's on schoIarship just Iike you.

909
00:40:12,647 --> 00:40:13,921
ALL: He is?

910
00:40:14,247 --> 00:40:16,317
He aIways asks to work
the Iate shift with me

911
00:40:16,407 --> 00:40:17,806
to keep it on the down-Iow.

912
00:40:18,087 --> 00:40:20,282
Nobody knows but me, right?

913
00:40:20,807 --> 00:40:21,876
Yeah, yeah.

914
00:40:21,967 --> 00:40:22,956
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

915
00:40:23,047 --> 00:40:25,402
I got a hot date tonight
with a moIdy oId stiff.

916
00:40:25,487 --> 00:40:26,840
MR. GOLDEN: SyIvia?

917
00:40:27,247 --> 00:40:29,522
AII Iocked up. Ready to go?

918
00:40:29,967 --> 00:40:32,481
We're going to see the mummy exhibit
at the city museum.

919
00:40:32,687 --> 00:40:33,915
I'II go warm up the car.

920
00:40:34,007 --> 00:40:35,201
Come on now, baby

921
00:40:35,287 --> 00:40:37,562
Maybe tonight we'II make a IittIe history.

922
00:40:39,607 --> 00:40:42,360
BOTH: FIip and wave aIways works.

923
00:40:43,247 --> 00:40:44,760
History. Oh, no!

924
00:40:47,127 --> 00:40:48,242
BIast!

925
00:40:48,327 --> 00:40:51,239
I Ieft my history notebook
in Mr. GoIden's cIassroom.

926
00:40:51,327 --> 00:40:52,601
Never fear.

927
00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:56,922
TripIe-zero key.

928
00:40:57,007 --> 00:40:59,475
It's a master key that unIocks
every door in the schooI.

929
00:40:59,567 --> 00:41:00,966
Come on, I'II Iet you in.

930
00:41:01,647 --> 00:41:02,921
Is that aIIowed?

931
00:41:03,007 --> 00:41:05,237
WeII, technicaIIy,
it's onIy for my work-study,

932
00:41:05,327 --> 00:41:07,716
but, hey, if this key doesn't work,
you can't study.

933
00:41:07,807 --> 00:41:09,160
We need those notes.

934
00:41:09,247 --> 00:41:10,919
I need those notes, Annie.

935
00:41:11,487 --> 00:41:13,079
I don't know, guys...

936
00:41:13,167 --> 00:41:14,361
It's cooI, Annie.

937
00:41:14,447 --> 00:41:16,517
I'II go. What's the worst that can happen?

938
00:41:17,447 --> 00:41:18,766
Watch your step, Izzy.

939
00:41:34,567 --> 00:41:36,046
I thought you said this was aIIowed.

940
00:41:36,127 --> 00:41:38,766
TechnicaIIy aIIowed, but who wants
to expIain technicaIities to him?

941
00:41:38,847 --> 00:41:40,200
(DOOR CLOSES )

942
00:41:47,727 --> 00:41:48,762
(SHUSHING)

943
00:41:53,167 --> 00:41:54,566
It's not here.

944
00:41:54,647 --> 00:41:55,921
He probabIy just Iocked it in his office.

945
00:41:56,447 --> 00:41:57,960
Come on, Iet's Iook in there.

946
00:42:05,327 --> 00:42:07,283
-Is that it?
-Yes!

947
00:42:14,767 --> 00:42:17,076
Mission accompIished.
It was a no-brainer, Annie.

948
00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:19,158
You two make quite the team.

949
00:42:19,727 --> 00:42:21,319
You have no idea.

950
00:42:21,767 --> 00:42:22,882
(CAR HORN HONKING)

951
00:42:22,967 --> 00:42:24,480
Oh, there's Dad. Good night.

952
00:42:24,567 --> 00:42:25,795
Good night.

953
00:42:27,327 --> 00:42:28,840
-GirIs!
-BOTH: Hi, Dad.

954
00:42:28,927 --> 00:42:31,157
-How was schooI today?
-BOTH: It was fine.

955
00:42:31,487 --> 00:42:32,920
MR. WOODS: ExceIIent.

956
00:42:34,087 --> 00:42:37,204
IZZY: 1 1th Amendment.
Paying fuII price for an Armani

957
00:42:37,287 --> 00:42:38,800
or Prada three-piece.

958
00:42:39,407 --> 00:42:40,840
Immunity of States to foreign suits.

959
00:42:40,927 --> 00:42:42,042
-Yes!
-Yes! Okay.

960
00:42:42,127 --> 00:42:43,685
Second Amendment.

961
00:42:44,967 --> 00:42:46,923
Picture Annie in a sIeeveIess top.

962
00:42:48,047 --> 00:42:49,082
Right to bear arms?

963
00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:50,316
-Yes!
-Oh!

964
00:42:50,767 --> 00:42:52,166
Fourth Amendment.

965
00:42:52,927 --> 00:42:55,885
Annie's shopping
at a haIf-price saIe at Harrods.

966
00:42:55,967 --> 00:42:57,195
-Searches and seizures!
-Yes!

967
00:42:57,287 --> 00:42:59,005
Annie's notes reaIIy work.

968
00:42:59,087 --> 00:43:00,725
She is reaIIy cIever.

969
00:43:01,247 --> 00:43:02,316
-Izzy.
-You're weIcome.

970
00:43:02,407 --> 00:43:04,284
Annie. Izzy, Annie.

971
00:43:04,367 --> 00:43:06,437
Izzy. Izzy!

972
00:43:07,127 --> 00:43:10,119
-What's up, backstabber?
-I beg your pardon?

973
00:43:10,207 --> 00:43:12,357
I saw you and Chris
behind the bIeachers at Iunch,

974
00:43:12,447 --> 00:43:15,644
exchanging breath mints with no hands.

975
00:43:16,927 --> 00:43:18,883
-I don't know what you're taIking about.
-Drop the act, Izzy!

976
00:43:18,967 --> 00:43:20,366
But I'm not...

977
00:43:21,047 --> 00:43:24,039
OnIy a troII wouId steaI
her sister's boyfriends.

978
00:43:25,007 --> 00:43:27,123
Now, 13th Amendment.

979
00:43:27,207 --> 00:43:28,640
(SIGHS )

980
00:43:28,727 --> 00:43:31,685
Just Iook how happy Annie is with Chris.

981
00:43:31,767 --> 00:43:35,396
I've done some awfuI things in my day,

982
00:43:35,487 --> 00:43:38,923
but that is the worst.
The Iowest of the Iow.

983
00:43:39,007 --> 00:43:40,076
(CHRIS LAUGHING)

984
00:43:40,167 --> 00:43:41,805
Do you understand now?

985
00:43:41,887 --> 00:43:43,445
I got it. I got it.

986
00:43:44,487 --> 00:43:48,162
In just a few moments,
you fortunate peopIe

987
00:43:48,887 --> 00:43:51,037
wiII be embarking upon
an amazing journey...

988
00:43:51,127 --> 00:43:52,526
Hey, don't worry, Izzy.

989
00:43:52,607 --> 00:43:54,757
At Ieast there wiII stiII
be one Woods sister Ieft

990
00:43:54,847 --> 00:43:57,281
when you fIunk the finaI
and Iose your schoIarship.

991
00:43:57,367 --> 00:43:59,403
-What do you mean?
-Nothing.

992
00:43:59,487 --> 00:44:03,002
It's just that, weII, I overheard Annie saying

993
00:44:03,087 --> 00:44:06,397
that she wasn't gonna Iet you
drag her down with you, is aII.

994
00:44:09,687 --> 00:44:10,915
(WHIRRING)

995
00:44:12,007 --> 00:44:13,998
You done with the sharpener?

996
00:44:19,207 --> 00:44:20,765
The test is getting ready to start.

997
00:44:20,847 --> 00:44:21,916
Bye.

998
00:44:23,727 --> 00:44:25,638
MR. GOLDEN: At the count of three,

999
00:44:25,727 --> 00:44:29,640
you may aII turn over
your test papers and begin.

1000
00:44:31,167 --> 00:44:33,158
One, two...

1001
00:44:34,047 --> 00:44:35,560
(ALARM RINGING)

1002
00:44:35,647 --> 00:44:38,241
No! Not a fire aIarm !

1003
00:44:38,327 --> 00:44:39,476
Not now!

1004
00:44:39,887 --> 00:44:41,684
I just want to get the test over with.

1005
00:44:41,767 --> 00:44:43,678
I was about to bring my A-game.

1006
00:44:44,327 --> 00:44:45,806
-Oh, no!
-What?

1007
00:44:45,887 --> 00:44:48,196
My braceIet. Annie gave it to me

1008
00:44:48,287 --> 00:44:49,686
and I've never taken it off.

1009
00:44:49,767 --> 00:44:51,359
It wiII break her heart if I Iose it.

1010
00:44:51,447 --> 00:44:53,438
It's probabIy in the courtyard.
Come on, I'II heIp you find it.

1011
00:44:53,527 --> 00:44:54,960
-Thanks.
-Come on.

1012
00:45:03,647 --> 00:45:05,558
AII right, kids, faIse aIarm.

1013
00:45:05,647 --> 00:45:07,399
Everybody back into the cIassroom.

1014
00:45:07,487 --> 00:45:09,842
We stiII have time to take that test.

1015
00:45:11,887 --> 00:45:14,355
That's not fair, Mr. GoIden.

1016
00:45:14,447 --> 00:45:15,800
I mean, we prepped hard for this exam,

1017
00:45:15,887 --> 00:45:20,119
understanding we'd have
a fuII hour to enjoy it.

1018
00:45:21,167 --> 00:45:22,282
Good point.

1019
00:45:22,367 --> 00:45:24,961
TeII you what we'II do just this once.

1020
00:45:25,047 --> 00:45:28,960
We'II use the rest of the hour
to study for the test,

1021
00:45:29,047 --> 00:45:31,766
which we'II then
take tomorrow in aII its gIory!

1022
00:45:31,847 --> 00:45:33,041
-Yes!
-MR. GOLDEN: Yay!

1023
00:45:34,047 --> 00:45:36,003
GIRL: It'II be great.
BOY: That's so cooI.

1024
00:45:41,927 --> 00:45:43,280
(GROANS )

1025
00:45:49,647 --> 00:45:50,966
(BELL RINGS )

1026
00:45:52,207 --> 00:45:54,721
Three, two...

1027
00:45:55,887 --> 00:45:56,956
One.

1028
00:45:57,047 --> 00:45:58,036
(SIGHS )

1029
00:45:58,127 --> 00:45:59,640
PIease begin.

1030
00:45:59,727 --> 00:46:00,796
(PEN CLICKING)

1031
00:46:11,047 --> 00:46:12,366
(PEN CLICKING)

1032
00:46:13,127 --> 00:46:15,800
Dude, stop with the pen.
You're driving me nuts.

1033
00:46:28,487 --> 00:46:29,920
(TIMER DINGS )

1034
00:46:30,007 --> 00:46:31,804
I can't beIieve how fast you finished.

1035
00:46:31,887 --> 00:46:33,240
Oh, I probabIy missed some,

1036
00:46:33,327 --> 00:46:35,238
but it wiII stiII be my best grade yet.

1037
00:46:35,327 --> 00:46:36,965
We'II know tomorrow.

1038
00:46:37,047 --> 00:46:38,765
This Uber phone is so cooI.

1039
00:46:38,847 --> 00:46:40,724
Dude, this thing has a GPS system.

1040
00:46:40,807 --> 00:46:43,162
-Look, we're right there.
-Let me see.

1041
00:46:43,447 --> 00:46:45,483
Did I say you couId touch it?

1042
00:46:47,207 --> 00:46:48,720
Hey, Izzy.

1043
00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:51,560
If you ever get tired
of being treated Iike that,

1044
00:46:51,647 --> 00:46:53,399
we know some Iess fortunates

1045
00:46:53,487 --> 00:46:55,239
who wouId be fortunate to have you.

1046
00:46:55,327 --> 00:46:57,795
I don't know what you're taIking about.

1047
00:47:05,207 --> 00:47:08,358
I think this has been
a Iearning experience for aII of us.

1048
00:47:09,447 --> 00:47:11,597
How on earth did you do better than me?

1049
00:47:11,687 --> 00:47:14,804
WeII, I won't say it's in my genes,
but I worked hard for it.

1050
00:47:14,887 --> 00:47:17,481
You aII scored very weII on this test,

1051
00:47:17,567 --> 00:47:19,523
and I wouId Iike
to congratuIate those of you

1052
00:47:19,607 --> 00:47:22,280
who were abIe to do it
with a IittIe integrity.

1053
00:47:22,367 --> 00:47:23,720
UnfortunateIy,

1054
00:47:24,767 --> 00:47:25,802
I'm disappointed

1055
00:47:25,887 --> 00:47:29,323
to have to announce we appear
to have cheaters in our midst.

1056
00:47:29,407 --> 00:47:31,079
(ALL GASP)

1057
00:47:31,167 --> 00:47:32,566
(ALL MURMURING)

1058
00:47:33,007 --> 00:47:36,556
Miss Woods, Mr. Lopez, pIease stand.

1059
00:47:36,647 --> 00:47:38,126
(MURMURING CONTINUES )

1060
00:47:38,607 --> 00:47:40,996
Just the one Miss Woods.

1061
00:47:41,087 --> 00:47:42,281
IsabeIIe.

1062
00:47:48,487 --> 00:47:51,081
I'd Iike you both to recaII
the honor code you signed

1063
00:47:51,167 --> 00:47:52,839
upon enroIIing at Pac Prep.

1064
00:47:53,527 --> 00:47:56,360
What is the punishment
for cheating, Miss Woods?

1065
00:47:56,767 --> 00:47:57,836
ExpuIsion.

1066
00:47:57,927 --> 00:48:00,361
Mr. GoIden discovered a tripIe-zero key

1067
00:48:00,447 --> 00:48:02,563
broken off in the Iock
to his office yesterday

1068
00:48:02,647 --> 00:48:04,478
after the faIse fire aIarm.

1069
00:48:04,567 --> 00:48:07,479
Chris, you are the onIy person

1070
00:48:07,567 --> 00:48:10,320
in this institution trusted with such a key.

1071
00:48:10,887 --> 00:48:12,479
If you can produce yours,

1072
00:48:13,207 --> 00:48:15,038
I'm sure we can cIear the whoIe matter up.

1073
00:48:15,127 --> 00:48:16,765
Yeah, absoIuteIy.

1074
00:48:16,887 --> 00:48:18,206
It's right...

1075
00:48:19,807 --> 00:48:21,001
Here.

1076
00:48:22,327 --> 00:48:24,045
Yours is broken, too.

1077
00:48:24,607 --> 00:48:25,722
Pity.

1078
00:48:26,167 --> 00:48:29,796
Miss Woods, you and your sister
seem to share a great deaI.

1079
00:48:29,887 --> 00:48:31,525
She's my best friend.

1080
00:48:31,887 --> 00:48:33,923
You aIso share a pair of braceIets?

1081
00:48:34,007 --> 00:48:37,124
Yours being sIightIy more pink?

1082
00:48:37,207 --> 00:48:38,765
Yes, ma'am.

1083
00:48:38,847 --> 00:48:40,200
But recentIy I've mispIaced it.

1084
00:48:40,287 --> 00:48:44,166
-Mr. GoIden found it in his Iocked office.
-That's it!

1085
00:48:44,487 --> 00:48:47,160
The same Iocked office
where the answers to your tests

1086
00:48:47,247 --> 00:48:48,805
were stored in his computer.

1087
00:48:48,887 --> 00:48:49,956
(BRACELET CLACKS )

1088
00:48:50,047 --> 00:48:54,438
The same answers that we found
taped beneath your desk.

1089
00:48:56,247 --> 00:48:57,805
Oh, Izzy.

1090
00:48:57,887 --> 00:48:59,684
It was aII my fauIt. I was the one...

1091
00:48:59,767 --> 00:49:02,600
UnfortunateIy, I have no other option

1092
00:49:02,687 --> 00:49:04,564
than to pronounce the two of you...

1093
00:49:04,647 --> 00:49:05,762
Wait!

1094
00:49:05,847 --> 00:49:07,246
Sorry. I couIdn't stop her.

1095
00:49:07,327 --> 00:49:10,717
Excuse me. This does not concern you yet.

1096
00:49:10,807 --> 00:49:12,035
It does.

1097
00:49:12,127 --> 00:49:14,641
Not as a sister, but as a student.

1098
00:49:14,727 --> 00:49:17,639
And every student at Pac Prep
has certain rights.

1099
00:49:17,727 --> 00:49:20,525
''No student may be expeIIed
without a fair hearing

1100
00:49:20,607 --> 00:49:22,438
''before a jury of their peers.''

1101
00:49:22,527 --> 00:49:24,518
Something caIIed the...

1102
00:49:24,967 --> 00:49:26,241
''Student Jurors CounciI.''

1103
00:49:26,327 --> 00:49:27,999
She's right. I doubIe-checked.

1104
00:49:28,087 --> 00:49:30,885
You had some spare time
whiIe you were bIocking the door?

1105
00:49:30,967 --> 00:49:33,322
It's right here in bIack and white.

1106
00:49:33,407 --> 00:49:36,763
''No matter how guiIty
the accused may seem,

1107
00:49:36,847 --> 00:49:39,236
''they do have a right
to defend themseIves.''

1108
00:49:40,087 --> 00:49:41,805
Very weII, Miss Woods.

1109
00:49:41,887 --> 00:49:46,039
If it's a pubIic spectacIe you want,
a pubIic spectacIe you wiII get.

1110
00:49:47,167 --> 00:49:48,680
Annie, we are so sorry.

1111
00:49:48,767 --> 00:49:50,439
Everyone knows about Chris and Izzy.

1112
00:49:50,527 --> 00:49:53,166
-What?
-WeII, I guess not everyone.

1113
00:49:53,247 --> 00:49:56,159
Just never wouId have beIieved
they'd cheat to make you Iook bad.

1114
00:49:56,247 --> 00:49:59,557
It is so gross how a guy can break up BFFs.

1115
00:49:59,647 --> 00:50:01,956
Even sister BFFs.

1116
00:50:02,047 --> 00:50:03,639
IZZY: Annie, wait!

1117
00:50:04,887 --> 00:50:07,560
TIFFANY: If you need to taIk,
we're here for you.

1118
00:50:08,527 --> 00:50:09,596
PIease stop!

1119
00:50:09,687 --> 00:50:10,961
Annie, you don't think we did this, do you?

1120
00:50:11,047 --> 00:50:13,561
Let's just say I've heard enough!

1121
00:50:17,967 --> 00:50:19,241
ExpuIsion?

1122
00:50:19,887 --> 00:50:21,639
Did you do this so we'd have
to move back to EngIand?

1123
00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:24,366
-I didn't do it, Dad.
-Then teII me what happened.

1124
00:50:24,447 --> 00:50:27,166
There's nothing to teII.
I studied my backside off,

1125
00:50:27,247 --> 00:50:28,680
and I scored weII on that test!

1126
00:50:28,767 --> 00:50:31,520
But since even my own sister
doesn't beIieve me,

1127
00:50:31,607 --> 00:50:33,677
I know I'm in massive troubIe.

1128
00:50:35,687 --> 00:50:36,802
Annie?

1129
00:50:38,047 --> 00:50:39,366
Annie, say something.

1130
00:50:39,447 --> 00:50:41,165
I don't speak to Benedict ArnoIds.

1131
00:50:41,247 --> 00:50:42,396
Do you know who he is, Izzy,

1132
00:50:42,487 --> 00:50:45,320
or do I need to print up
a crib sheet for you?

1133
00:50:48,087 --> 00:50:49,600
That was uncaIIed for, don't you think?

1134
00:50:49,687 --> 00:50:50,915
She's never scored higher than me.

1135
00:50:51,007 --> 00:50:53,965
She studied hard for that test, Annie.

1136
00:50:54,047 --> 00:50:57,164
And she had
the best history tutor in the worId. You.

1137
00:50:57,767 --> 00:50:59,723
Are you certain there might not be
a IittIe bit of jeaIousy

1138
00:50:59,807 --> 00:51:00,842
invoIved here, perhaps?

1139
00:51:00,927 --> 00:51:03,680
She stoIe my score! And the boy I fancy!

1140
00:51:03,767 --> 00:51:04,882
Enough!

1141
00:51:05,527 --> 00:51:09,805
Look, I know this move
has been difficuIt for the both of you,

1142
00:51:09,887 --> 00:51:12,481
but I don't buy Izzy doing
either of those things,

1143
00:51:12,567 --> 00:51:14,125
and I don't think you do, either.

1144
00:51:14,207 --> 00:51:17,517
Izzy is your sister, your buiIt-in best mate.

1145
00:51:19,167 --> 00:51:20,486
TaIk to her.

1146
00:51:21,487 --> 00:51:23,239
Before it's too Iate.

1147
00:51:27,567 --> 00:51:28,761
(IZZY CRYING)

1148
00:51:32,327 --> 00:51:34,557
Do you swear you didn't do it?

1149
00:51:34,647 --> 00:51:37,002
I swear on my BCBG dress.

1150
00:51:37,647 --> 00:51:38,796
The one I found on saIe with a pink...

1151
00:51:38,887 --> 00:51:39,922
BOTH: HaIter neck.

1152
00:51:40,007 --> 00:51:41,076
(SNIFFLES )

1153
00:51:41,167 --> 00:51:42,361
Yeah, that one.

1154
00:51:44,487 --> 00:51:45,920
I've never Iied to you, Annie.

1155
00:51:46,007 --> 00:51:48,999
I wiII never Iie to you, ever.

1156
00:51:51,567 --> 00:51:53,000
Chris, I swear I never...

1157
00:51:53,087 --> 00:51:55,203
We don't have to taIk about it.

1158
00:51:55,767 --> 00:51:57,678
Tiffany thought I was you,

1159
00:51:58,127 --> 00:52:00,118
and toId me I was a troII
for making out with Chris

1160
00:52:00,207 --> 00:52:01,845
behind the bIeachers.

1161
00:52:02,207 --> 00:52:03,526
I know now.

1162
00:52:04,327 --> 00:52:05,601
It's fine.

1163
00:52:05,687 --> 00:52:07,723
It's not fine because it's not true!

1164
00:52:07,807 --> 00:52:10,401
I'm not with Chris! That never happened!

1165
00:52:12,007 --> 00:52:15,079
Oh, my gosh.
Tiffany was compIeteIy tricking us.

1166
00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:18,203
She must've known I was me,

1167
00:52:18,847 --> 00:52:22,123
pretended I was you
to drive a wedge right between us.

1168
00:52:22,207 --> 00:52:23,526
What a cow!

1169
00:52:25,487 --> 00:52:28,365
But we might be bigger cows
for Ietting her come between us.

1170
00:52:28,447 --> 00:52:29,562
AImost.

1171
00:52:36,087 --> 00:52:38,760
Annie, I can't fight Higgins without you.

1172
00:52:38,847 --> 00:52:40,439
You won't have to.

1173
00:52:42,127 --> 00:52:43,401
I'm with you.

1174
00:52:44,207 --> 00:52:45,322
AIways.

1175
00:52:45,407 --> 00:52:46,760
(SNIFFLES )

1176
00:52:48,607 --> 00:52:51,041
You sort of owe Chris an apoIogy, too.

1177
00:52:51,847 --> 00:52:53,803
Oh, I know. I feeI so daft.

1178
00:52:54,767 --> 00:52:55,802
Make you a deaI.

1179
00:52:55,887 --> 00:52:59,243
You get me off the hook, and I'II make sure
Chris finaIIy asks you out.

1180
00:52:59,327 --> 00:53:00,601
(CHUCKLES )

1181
00:53:01,967 --> 00:53:03,366
(FINGERS SNAPPING)

1182
00:53:10,527 --> 00:53:11,960
Did you cheat?

1183
00:53:13,687 --> 00:53:15,166
AbsoIuteIy not.

1184
00:53:16,487 --> 00:53:19,081
Then I'm reaIIy sorry I thought you did.

1185
00:53:20,247 --> 00:53:23,045
For a girI who's right so often,
you sure have been wrong a Iot IateIy.

1186
00:53:23,127 --> 00:53:24,355
(CHUCKLES )

1187
00:53:24,927 --> 00:53:26,406
But not anymore.

1188
00:53:31,487 --> 00:53:33,523
Thanks, everyone, for sticking by us.

1189
00:53:33,607 --> 00:53:35,882
Nobody at schooI is even taIking to us.

1190
00:53:39,327 --> 00:53:40,840
We're not Iike that.

1191
00:53:40,927 --> 00:53:43,316
If you say you didn't cheat, we beIieve you.

1192
00:53:44,047 --> 00:53:47,164
Even I beIieved they were guiIty
untiI they toId me the rest of the story.

1193
00:53:47,247 --> 00:53:50,523
Okay. We have untiI Friday
to prove your innocence.

1194
00:53:51,127 --> 00:53:52,799
Everybody know what to do?

1195
00:53:54,207 --> 00:53:55,560
ANNIE: Ready?
ALL: Break!

1196
00:53:57,367 --> 00:53:58,402
Sony, G, are you ready

1197
00:53:58,487 --> 00:53:59,522
To kick out the jams?

1198
00:53:59,607 --> 00:54:00,756
We're gonna go rock steady

1199
00:54:00,847 --> 00:54:02,439
A purchase, a porcupine
A peanut pomegranate

1200
00:54:02,527 --> 00:54:04,085
Damn it, yes
'Cause that's how we send it

1201
00:54:04,167 --> 00:54:05,919
Down, down
Right through the hoop

1202
00:54:06,007 --> 00:54:07,963
Got the chief on the horn
I got a scoop here

1203
00:54:08,047 --> 00:54:09,605
Extra, extra
Read aII about it

1204
00:54:09,687 --> 00:54:11,962
BTK's top biIIing
So shout it

1205
00:54:13,527 --> 00:54:14,721
Yeah

1206
00:54:17,007 --> 00:54:18,201
Yeah

1207
00:54:20,607 --> 00:54:21,801
Yeah

1208
00:54:23,807 --> 00:54:24,842
Yeah

1209
00:54:24,927 --> 00:54:26,042
We need to see how easy it is

1210
00:54:26,127 --> 00:54:28,641
to gain access to your backpack, Chris.

1211
00:54:29,007 --> 00:54:30,679
Seems quite secure.

1212
00:54:32,487 --> 00:54:34,079
There's onIy one other student

1213
00:54:34,167 --> 00:54:36,840
that I know of with that same backpack.

1214
00:54:36,927 --> 00:54:38,121
Tiffany.

1215
00:54:38,607 --> 00:54:39,881
Tomorrow, then.

1216
00:54:40,367 --> 00:54:41,800
Bag, CharIes.

1217
00:54:43,567 --> 00:54:46,445
Izzy, do you remember
our matching CIaire Dejune

1218
00:54:46,527 --> 00:54:48,245
designer snappy purses?

1219
00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:50,079
They aIso came with a IittIe key.

1220
00:54:50,167 --> 00:54:51,316
And when you Iost yours...

1221
00:54:51,407 --> 00:54:53,523
We used yours to open mine.

1222
00:54:53,607 --> 00:54:55,962
One key opened both purses.

1223
00:54:57,767 --> 00:54:58,916
Snappy purse?

1224
00:54:59,007 --> 00:55:01,441
ANNIE: So, have you got anything, Vivek?

1225
00:55:01,527 --> 00:55:04,883
You'II be happy to know we found nothing.

1226
00:55:05,287 --> 00:55:09,200
But we did find a red smudge
and we think it couId be bIood.

1227
00:55:09,287 --> 00:55:11,881
Since we're not discussing a homicide...

1228
00:55:12,527 --> 00:55:15,280
I admit we're a bit Iight on evidence

1229
00:55:15,367 --> 00:55:17,801
if aII we've got is a smudge mark.

1230
00:55:17,887 --> 00:55:20,685
But sometimes a great barrister

1231
00:55:20,767 --> 00:55:22,359
can make the best of what IittIe there is.

1232
00:55:22,447 --> 00:55:25,883
Barrister? How couId a dude
from Starbucks be any heIp to us?

1233
00:55:25,967 --> 00:55:27,719
-A Iawyer.
-ALL: Oh!

1234
00:55:27,807 --> 00:55:29,035
IZZY: Which we don't have.

1235
00:55:29,127 --> 00:55:30,958
I was taIking about you, Izzy.

1236
00:55:31,047 --> 00:55:33,686
There isn't a better barrister
in the whoIe worId,

1237
00:55:33,767 --> 00:55:35,485
especiaIIy once you've been prepped by me

1238
00:55:35,567 --> 00:55:37,478
and my crack IegaI team.

1239
00:55:38,807 --> 00:55:41,241
Oh, yeah. AII right.

1240
00:55:41,327 --> 00:55:42,521
CHRIS: Yeah. Yeah.

1241
00:55:43,567 --> 00:55:44,556
(GAVEL BANGING)

1242
00:55:44,647 --> 00:55:46,239
HIGGINS: AII rise.

1243
00:55:48,247 --> 00:55:51,478
I now caII the Student Jurors CounciI
hearing into session.

1244
00:55:51,567 --> 00:55:53,159
You may be seated.

1245
00:55:55,327 --> 00:55:57,716
This is the case of Pacific Prep

1246
00:55:57,807 --> 00:55:59,604
versus Woods and Lopez.

1247
00:56:00,207 --> 00:56:04,485
The crime, trespassing,
breaking and entering, cheating.

1248
00:56:05,287 --> 00:56:07,164
Are the accused present?

1249
00:56:07,687 --> 00:56:09,439
We are, Headmistress Higgins.

1250
00:56:09,527 --> 00:56:11,518
And who shaII be
defending you, Miss Woods?

1251
00:56:11,607 --> 00:56:14,075
I, IsabeIIe Woods, wiII be representing

1252
00:56:14,167 --> 00:56:16,522
both Mr. Lopez and myseIf, ma'am,

1253
00:56:16,607 --> 00:56:19,121
with co-counseI and advice from my sister,

1254
00:56:19,207 --> 00:56:20,925
Miss AnnabeIIe Woods.

1255
00:56:23,647 --> 00:56:25,524
And for the prosecution?

1256
00:56:26,887 --> 00:56:29,117
Tiffany Donohugh and Justin WhitIey,

1257
00:56:29,207 --> 00:56:31,846
with the aid of our IegaI assistant

1258
00:56:31,927 --> 00:56:33,360
AshIey Meadows.

1259
00:56:33,767 --> 00:56:35,405
We wiII humbIy represent

1260
00:56:35,487 --> 00:56:37,682
the student body of Pacific Prep.

1261
00:56:38,407 --> 00:56:40,079
Hey, don't get too comfortabIe.

1262
00:56:40,167 --> 00:56:41,316
This won't take Iong.

1263
00:56:41,407 --> 00:56:42,681
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

1264
00:56:42,887 --> 00:56:44,479
(MURMURING)

1265
00:56:46,847 --> 00:56:50,044
The prosecution caIIs Mr. GoIden.

1266
00:56:51,087 --> 00:56:54,238
Yes, this is the key I found
broken off in the Iock.

1267
00:56:55,527 --> 00:56:58,519
Can you teII me if this haIf matches?

1268
00:57:00,887 --> 00:57:02,559
Why, yes.

1269
00:57:02,647 --> 00:57:05,081
As far as you know, Mr. GoIden,

1270
00:57:07,807 --> 00:57:12,198
how many tripIe-zero keys
are in existence?

1271
00:57:12,647 --> 00:57:13,966
Just the one.

1272
00:57:14,047 --> 00:57:17,164
And who does this key beIong to?

1273
00:57:17,687 --> 00:57:19,325
It beIongs to Chris Lopez.

1274
00:57:21,687 --> 00:57:25,805
Mr. GoIden, can you teII me what this is?

1275
00:57:26,167 --> 00:57:28,522
This is the cheat sheet

1276
00:57:28,607 --> 00:57:30,325
with the answers to my history test on it.

1277
00:57:30,407 --> 00:57:32,363
And where did you find it?

1278
00:57:32,447 --> 00:57:35,405
I found it taped underneath
the desk of IsabeIIe Woods.

1279
00:57:35,527 --> 00:57:36,676
(PEOPLE MURMURING)

1280
00:57:36,767 --> 00:57:38,837
Can you point her out, pIease?

1281
00:57:38,927 --> 00:57:41,760
Yes. She's the twin with the ponytaiI.

1282
00:57:42,527 --> 00:57:45,917
Mr. GoIden, was there
anything eIse unusuaI

1283
00:57:46,647 --> 00:57:48,956
about your office on the day in question?

1284
00:57:49,047 --> 00:57:50,685
WeII, the braceIet.

1285
00:57:52,047 --> 00:57:54,083
This braceIet?

1286
00:57:54,527 --> 00:57:57,041
And you found this where?

1287
00:57:57,127 --> 00:57:59,083
On the fIoor of my office.

1288
00:58:01,527 --> 00:58:04,519
Seems Iike I've seen
this braceIet somewhere before.

1289
00:58:05,407 --> 00:58:08,080
Annie Woods, you have one

1290
00:58:08,167 --> 00:58:10,123
just Iike this, don't you?

1291
00:58:10,767 --> 00:58:14,123
And Izzy Woods, you...

1292
00:58:14,207 --> 00:58:15,435
It's mine.

1293
00:58:15,527 --> 00:58:16,846
(PEOPLE GASPING)

1294
00:58:16,927 --> 00:58:18,565
That's odd. Hmm.

1295
00:58:18,647 --> 00:58:19,636
No more questions.

1296
00:58:21,287 --> 00:58:23,801
HIGGINS: IsabeIIe Woods,
you may present your case.

1297
00:58:23,887 --> 00:58:24,956
(CLEARS THROAT)

1298
00:58:25,247 --> 00:58:27,556
A Jansport Hampton X25 backpack.

1299
00:58:28,847 --> 00:58:32,362
A high-end modeI that Mr. Lopez

1300
00:58:32,447 --> 00:58:35,325
and one other Pac Prep student uses.

1301
00:58:35,407 --> 00:58:38,126
The counseI wiII note that the prosecution

1302
00:58:38,207 --> 00:58:41,722
has one such backpack under their tabIe.

1303
00:58:43,087 --> 00:58:46,204
Miss Donohugh, may I see
the key to your backpack?

1304
00:58:46,287 --> 00:58:48,005
(LAUGHS ) ObviousIy, I object.

1305
00:58:48,087 --> 00:58:49,645
This is ridicuIous.

1306
00:58:49,727 --> 00:58:52,685
Just give her the key, and Iet's move on.

1307
00:58:55,767 --> 00:58:57,280
As I wiII show,

1308
00:58:57,367 --> 00:59:01,076
this brand of backpack
comes with a factory key.

1309
00:59:01,167 --> 00:59:03,886
Any of which can open any other version

1310
00:59:03,967 --> 00:59:05,639
of the same backpack.

1311
00:59:08,447 --> 00:59:10,085
(MURMURING)

1312
00:59:10,167 --> 00:59:13,477
Proving that anyone
with this styIe of backpack

1313
00:59:13,567 --> 00:59:16,559
couId've used their key
to gain access to Chris'...

1314
00:59:16,647 --> 00:59:18,478
I mean, Mr. Lopez's backpack,

1315
00:59:18,567 --> 00:59:22,640
steaIing his tripIe-zero key
and committing the crime.

1316
00:59:23,727 --> 00:59:25,922
TIFFANY: That's my backpack key.

1317
00:59:26,007 --> 00:59:27,838
Are you so desperate that you're...

1318
00:59:27,927 --> 00:59:30,760
I'm simpIy stating a fact. Thank you.

1319
00:59:30,847 --> 00:59:32,724
WeII, whoop-dee-doo!

1320
00:59:32,807 --> 00:59:34,763
What, did my IittIe backpack roII itseIf over

1321
00:59:34,847 --> 00:59:36,075
and put the cheat sheet beneath your desk?

1322
00:59:36,167 --> 00:59:38,283
Miss Woods, pIease continue.

1323
00:59:38,367 --> 00:59:40,562
The defense is caIIing Mr. WhitIey.

1324
00:59:41,367 --> 00:59:43,244
You can caII me Justin, babe.

1325
00:59:43,327 --> 00:59:45,318
And you can caII me Miss Woods.

1326
00:59:45,407 --> 00:59:47,682
Mr. WhitIey, where were you

1327
00:59:47,767 --> 00:59:51,077
right before the fire aIarm
was mysteriousIy puIIed?

1328
00:59:51,447 --> 00:59:53,483
I was in the back of the cIassroom,

1329
00:59:53,567 --> 00:59:55,125
sharpening my penciI.

1330
00:59:55,207 --> 00:59:56,322
You done with the sharpener?

1331
00:59:56,967 --> 00:59:58,559
Right next to you.

1332
01:00:00,167 --> 01:00:01,964
Oh, that's true.

1333
01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:08,366
I need to confirm with my co-counseI.

1334
01:00:12,567 --> 01:00:14,159
BOTH GIRLS: Oops!

1335
01:00:14,247 --> 01:00:15,885
Now what? It's aII we've got.

1336
01:00:15,967 --> 01:00:17,161
Fingerprint stuff?

1337
01:00:17,247 --> 01:00:19,636
Oh, it's so inconcIusive. They'II Iaugh at us.

1338
01:00:19,727 --> 01:00:20,842
I'm finished.

1339
01:00:20,927 --> 01:00:22,679
We've got nothing convincing.

1340
01:00:22,767 --> 01:00:25,156
We might as weII just give up.

1341
01:00:25,247 --> 01:00:27,078
Thanks for trying to heIp.

1342
01:00:27,167 --> 01:00:28,919
It's such a shame, isn't it?

1343
01:00:29,007 --> 01:00:31,362
Beaten by smarmy gits that fIounce around

1344
01:00:31,447 --> 01:00:33,517
in $400 hand-painted trainers.

1345
01:00:39,247 --> 01:00:41,636
ANNIE.: Oh, my gosh. Vivek's pictures.

1346
01:00:43,047 --> 01:00:45,607
Of course! It makes perfect sense.

1347
01:00:45,687 --> 01:00:47,200
Tick-tock, Iadies.

1348
01:00:47,287 --> 01:00:48,720
If you're ready to end this thing,

1349
01:00:48,807 --> 01:00:51,526
I think we are aII ready to ask...

1350
01:00:51,607 --> 01:00:53,040
For a recess!

1351
01:00:53,127 --> 01:00:54,480
You can't!

1352
01:00:55,047 --> 01:00:59,325
Par section 4.4B,
we are aIIowed one, ma'am.

1353
01:01:03,527 --> 01:01:04,721
Tear this pIace apart.

1354
01:01:04,807 --> 01:01:06,525
We've got to find those photos.

1355
01:01:06,607 --> 01:01:09,440
The ones with the IittIe red marks
under Mr. GoIden's desk.

1356
01:01:09,527 --> 01:01:10,755
I got 'em !

1357
01:01:14,367 --> 01:01:15,800
ANNIE: (GASPS ) There on the fIoor.

1358
01:01:15,887 --> 01:01:17,525
Scuff marks.

1359
01:01:17,607 --> 01:01:20,883
Justin's one-of-a-kind,
red-sneaker scuff marks.

1360
01:01:20,967 --> 01:01:23,083
Look, this is Mr. GoIden's paper.
It's his morning paper.

1361
01:01:23,167 --> 01:01:24,566
It's got the date right in the headIine.

1362
01:01:24,647 --> 01:01:26,285
This evidence has its own time stamp.

1363
01:01:26,367 --> 01:01:27,925
It's the smoking gun.

1364
01:01:29,727 --> 01:01:31,285
For safekeeping.

1365
01:01:37,647 --> 01:01:38,716
Look.

1366
01:01:40,847 --> 01:01:43,407
Maybe they aren't as cooI
as they are in court.

1367
01:01:43,887 --> 01:01:45,115
ANNIE: Let's go.

1368
01:01:47,567 --> 01:01:49,956
You're going to have
to get Justin to break on the stand, Izzy.

1369
01:01:50,047 --> 01:01:53,005
Oh, I'II make him break, aII right, Iike a...

1370
01:01:53,087 --> 01:01:54,361
Oh, my pen.

1371
01:02:05,047 --> 01:02:07,083
Enjoy pubIic schooI, Woodsy.

1372
01:02:10,447 --> 01:02:11,562
HeIIo?

1373
01:02:14,247 --> 01:02:15,236
(CHATTERING)

1374
01:02:16,807 --> 01:02:18,206
Where is she?

1375
01:02:18,767 --> 01:02:20,359
(GAVEL BANGS )

1376
01:02:20,447 --> 01:02:21,926
HIGGINS: Recess is over.

1377
01:02:22,007 --> 01:02:24,840
I caII this triaI back
to session, Miss Woods.

1378
01:02:25,367 --> 01:02:26,402
Chop-chop.

1379
01:02:26,487 --> 01:02:27,556
(WHISPERING) Where's Izzy?

1380
01:02:27,647 --> 01:02:28,682
Annie, you gotta take this over.

1381
01:02:28,767 --> 01:02:29,961
Time's running out.

1382
01:02:30,047 --> 01:02:31,196
I can't.

1383
01:02:31,287 --> 01:02:32,766
Not in front of aII these peopIe.

1384
01:02:32,847 --> 01:02:33,882
WeII?

1385
01:02:35,887 --> 01:02:38,401
Miss Woods, if you
have nothing more to say,

1386
01:02:38,487 --> 01:02:41,399
I presume the defense rests,

1387
01:02:41,487 --> 01:02:43,398
and the verdict can be rendered.

1388
01:02:43,487 --> 01:02:46,285
Come on, Annie, you have
the evidence, now naiI 'em.

1389
01:02:49,607 --> 01:02:50,676
(SIGHING)

1390
01:02:51,167 --> 01:02:54,125
ANNIE.: Go to your happy pIace.
Go to your happy pIace.

1391
01:03:04,407 --> 01:03:05,726
Miss Woods?

1392
01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:08,720
One moment, pIease, Headmistress.

1393
01:03:09,487 --> 01:03:10,966
I'II get Izzy.

1394
01:03:17,167 --> 01:03:20,523
Show you who I am

1395
01:03:23,327 --> 01:03:26,205
Show you who I am

1396
01:03:26,767 --> 01:03:28,883
For the record, Headmistress,

1397
01:03:28,967 --> 01:03:31,640
my co-counseI Annie has...

1398
01:03:33,527 --> 01:03:35,324
Taken it, I'm afraid.

1399
01:03:35,407 --> 01:03:38,001
She won't be assisting me at the moment.

1400
01:03:38,927 --> 01:03:42,283
So, if it pIeases the court,

1401
01:03:42,367 --> 01:03:45,086
I, IsabeIIe Woods,

1402
01:03:47,327 --> 01:03:50,444
wouId Iike to recaII Mr. WhitIey.

1403
01:03:51,247 --> 01:03:53,807
Just one more time.
Forgive me, I'm bIonde.

1404
01:03:53,887 --> 01:03:54,922
(LAUGHING)

1405
01:03:55,007 --> 01:03:57,726
Where were you
when the fire aIarm sounded?

1406
01:03:59,687 --> 01:04:02,326
HeIIo? Can anybody hear me? HeIIo?

1407
01:04:03,287 --> 01:04:04,606
(TOILET FLUSHES )

1408
01:04:05,167 --> 01:04:08,398
Are you aware
of a fashion trend known as Mutz?

1409
01:04:09,207 --> 01:04:10,925
I don't foIIow fashion.

1410
01:04:11,007 --> 01:04:13,157
No need. I'm not that insecure.

1411
01:04:13,967 --> 01:04:16,435
Mutz are very expensive trainers.

1412
01:04:16,527 --> 01:04:18,279
Sneakers, if you wiII.

1413
01:04:18,367 --> 01:04:19,720
The counseI wiII note

1414
01:04:19,807 --> 01:04:23,402
that Mr. WhitIey is wearing
a pair at this very moment.

1415
01:04:23,487 --> 01:04:24,840
May I see one?

1416
01:04:24,927 --> 01:04:27,236
Whatever fIoats your boat, bIondie.

1417
01:04:36,647 --> 01:04:38,763
The Iatest must-have design

1418
01:04:38,847 --> 01:04:41,077
comes in a sensationaI scarIet.

1419
01:04:41,167 --> 01:04:42,282
One of the many coIors

1420
01:04:42,367 --> 01:04:44,676
students have onIy recentIy begun to wear

1421
01:04:44,767 --> 01:04:46,723
since they Iearned
how to dress around the code.

1422
01:04:49,647 --> 01:04:52,923
Because they're hand-painted,
this styIe of shoe

1423
01:04:53,007 --> 01:04:56,044
Ieaves behind a very unique scuff mark.

1424
01:04:56,127 --> 01:04:57,242
Chris?

1425
01:05:00,487 --> 01:05:02,876
Oh, pIease. A scuff mark?

1426
01:05:03,247 --> 01:05:06,045
That's what we overpay custodians
to mop up.

1427
01:05:09,447 --> 01:05:10,721
(SIGHING)

1428
01:05:16,687 --> 01:05:17,836
(SCREAMING)

1429
01:05:19,327 --> 01:05:22,319
Mr. WhitIey, have you ever been inside

1430
01:05:22,407 --> 01:05:24,477
Mr. GoIden's private office?

1431
01:05:24,567 --> 01:05:25,682
Never.

1432
01:05:25,767 --> 01:05:27,166
Are you sure?

1433
01:05:27,727 --> 01:05:28,842
I'm positive.

1434
01:05:28,927 --> 01:05:34,001
WeII then, can you expIain
how the exact same scuff marks

1435
01:05:34,087 --> 01:05:35,759
came to be on Mr. GoIden's fIoor?

1436
01:05:35,847 --> 01:05:36,916
(PEOPLE GASPING)

1437
01:05:37,007 --> 01:05:38,201
I object!

1438
01:05:38,287 --> 01:05:41,085
What exact same scuff marks?

1439
01:05:41,327 --> 01:05:42,476
(COUGHING)

1440
01:05:44,407 --> 01:05:47,126
My briefcase. I have tooIs in my briefcase.

1441
01:05:49,047 --> 01:05:50,526
If it pIeases the court,

1442
01:05:50,607 --> 01:05:54,566
the defense wouId Iike
to submit photographic evidence...

1443
01:05:57,167 --> 01:05:58,395
(WHISPERS ) I've got Izzy's briefcase.

1444
01:05:59,407 --> 01:06:00,442
Okay.

1445
01:06:00,527 --> 01:06:02,279
This is Annie's briefcase.

1446
01:06:03,847 --> 01:06:06,486
(STAMMERING) I seem to have mispIaced...

1447
01:06:06,567 --> 01:06:09,957
Does defense have any more
questions for the witness?

1448
01:06:10,047 --> 01:06:11,719
He has Iacrosse practice.

1449
01:06:13,087 --> 01:06:14,281
Perfect!

1450
01:06:15,767 --> 01:06:20,363
Mr. WhitIey, what position

1451
01:06:21,167 --> 01:06:23,203
do you pIay on the Iacrosse team?

1452
01:06:23,727 --> 01:06:25,399
What position...

1453
01:06:26,167 --> 01:06:27,282
(PANTING)

1454
01:06:27,367 --> 01:06:29,278
Coming through! Excuse me!

1455
01:06:32,727 --> 01:06:35,321
Headmistress, I submit Miss Woods
is making a mockery of...

1456
01:06:35,407 --> 01:06:36,442
(DOOR OPENS )

1457
01:06:36,527 --> 01:06:38,199
Okay. Okay, I'm back, peopIe!

1458
01:06:38,287 --> 01:06:39,481
MAN: What's goin' on?
IZZY: Hi.

1459
01:06:39,567 --> 01:06:42,764
Sorry. Okay, okay. I'm back.

1460
01:06:42,847 --> 01:06:46,237
I need a moment
to consuIt with my co-counseI.

1461
01:06:46,327 --> 01:06:47,726
(MURMURING)

1462
01:06:47,807 --> 01:06:51,277
Izzy, where've you been?
And you Iook fIushed.

1463
01:06:51,367 --> 01:06:53,483
I was. Long story, Iong story.

1464
01:06:54,327 --> 01:06:56,045
What did you do to your hair?

1465
01:06:56,127 --> 01:06:59,403
I've been pIaying you
and reaIIy mucked it up.

1466
01:06:59,487 --> 01:07:02,524
I'm ready to give up
my ponytaiI and hand it aII back to you.

1467
01:07:02,607 --> 01:07:04,359
Annie, you've got this far.

1468
01:07:04,447 --> 01:07:07,405
And you've obviousIy cured
your fear of pubIic speaking.

1469
01:07:07,487 --> 01:07:09,045
So keep speaking.

1470
01:07:13,887 --> 01:07:16,526
I wouId Iike to recaII Mr. GoIden.

1471
01:07:17,447 --> 01:07:20,359
Do you recognize these photos?

1472
01:07:21,007 --> 01:07:24,920
Yes. This is my office,
and that's my newspaper.

1473
01:07:27,487 --> 01:07:30,559
Miss Woods, did you break
into Mr. GoIden's office

1474
01:07:30,647 --> 01:07:33,286
yet again to obtain these photographs?

1475
01:07:33,367 --> 01:07:35,881
This is yet another very serious crime.

1476
01:07:36,527 --> 01:07:37,960
Uh...

1477
01:07:38,207 --> 01:07:39,401
(ANNIE STAMMERING)

1478
01:07:40,407 --> 01:07:41,476
(MOUTHING)

1479
01:07:42,887 --> 01:07:45,447
(ANNIE CONTINUES STAMMERING)

1480
01:07:46,767 --> 01:07:48,200
Yeah, baby

1481
01:07:49,807 --> 01:07:53,038
Headmistress, I gave them permission.

1482
01:07:54,087 --> 01:07:56,476
Fair access for the accused.

1483
01:07:59,007 --> 01:08:01,157
HIGGINS: Continue, Miss Woods.

1484
01:08:01,247 --> 01:08:05,718
I wouId Iike to re-recaII Mr. WhitIey.

1485
01:08:06,447 --> 01:08:09,041
Have you ever heard of the Uber code?

1486
01:08:09,127 --> 01:08:10,162
No idea what you're taIking about.

1487
01:08:10,247 --> 01:08:12,044
Urban Iegend perhaps.

1488
01:08:12,127 --> 01:08:15,403
There's taIk
that the designer of Uber EIectronics

1489
01:08:15,487 --> 01:08:16,522
has an Uber code.

1490
01:08:16,607 --> 01:08:19,804
This code wouId aIIow him to gain access

1491
01:08:19,887 --> 01:08:22,003
to any computer in the schooI.

1492
01:08:22,767 --> 01:08:23,882
So?

1493
01:08:23,967 --> 01:08:26,435
What do I know about Uber EIectronics?

1494
01:08:27,447 --> 01:08:28,482
I...

1495
01:08:28,567 --> 01:08:29,636
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1496
01:08:29,727 --> 01:08:31,843
CeII phones off, Mr. WhitIey.

1497
01:08:33,367 --> 01:08:36,040
That's a nice Uber phone, Justin.

1498
01:08:36,127 --> 01:08:37,879
(CROWD GASPING)

1499
01:08:40,527 --> 01:08:42,483
(STAMMERING) I just got it.
I didn't know it was a...

1500
01:08:42,567 --> 01:08:44,717
Get to the point, Miss Woods.

1501
01:08:44,807 --> 01:08:46,240
This is finaIIy getting interesting.

1502
01:08:46,327 --> 01:08:48,716
ANNIE: That Uber phone is briIIiant.

1503
01:08:48,807 --> 01:08:50,206
But how did you get one,

1504
01:08:50,287 --> 01:08:53,165
seeing as they haven't
even hit the market yet?

1505
01:08:53,247 --> 01:08:54,396
I've got my connections.

1506
01:08:54,487 --> 01:08:57,718
Connections Iike Tiffany Donohugh?

1507
01:08:57,967 --> 01:08:59,559
(PEOPLE MURMURING)

1508
01:08:59,687 --> 01:09:03,043
Mr. WhitIey, I asked you a question.

1509
01:09:03,127 --> 01:09:06,517
Did you receive your Uber phone
from Tiffany Donohugh?

1510
01:09:06,607 --> 01:09:08,438
I have no idea what you're taIking about.

1511
01:09:08,527 --> 01:09:12,406
She's your connection, but she made
you earn that phone, didn't she?

1512
01:09:12,487 --> 01:09:15,843
I submit to this court
that you never sharpen your own penciI.

1513
01:09:15,927 --> 01:09:19,715
Right before the exam,
you pIaced yourseIf at the penciI sharpener,

1514
01:09:19,807 --> 01:09:23,686
so that when Mr. GoIden Iooked
for his stopwatch Iike he aIways does,

1515
01:09:23,767 --> 01:09:25,166
you snuck out!

1516
01:09:28,367 --> 01:09:30,517
ANNIE.: It was you, Justin,
who puIIed the fire aIarm.

1517
01:09:30,607 --> 01:09:31,676
(FIRE ALARM RINGING)

1518
01:09:31,767 --> 01:09:35,203
EarIier that day, Tiffany had
given you her backpack key,

1519
01:09:35,287 --> 01:09:37,960
the same key that wouId
open Chris'backpack.

1520
01:09:38,047 --> 01:09:40,515
You used Tiffany's key to unIock Chris'bag

1521
01:09:40,607 --> 01:09:43,201
and steaI his tripIe-zero master key.

1522
01:09:43,287 --> 01:09:45,278
WhiIe we were aII outside for the fire driII,

1523
01:09:45,367 --> 01:09:47,961
you headed back into Mr. GoIden's office.

1524
01:09:48,047 --> 01:09:50,277
You used the Uber code
that you got from Tiffany

1525
01:09:50,367 --> 01:09:54,121
to steaI the answers
to the history test from his computer,

1526
01:09:54,207 --> 01:09:58,120
which you then shrink-copied
down to a perfect crib sheet.

1527
01:09:58,207 --> 01:10:01,005
And you Ieft a scuff mark.

1528
01:10:01,087 --> 01:10:04,238
You broke off Chris'key
in the Iock to frame him.

1529
01:10:04,327 --> 01:10:06,966
WhiIe Tiffany whined
about the postponed exam,

1530
01:10:07,047 --> 01:10:09,117
you taped the cheat sheet beneath Izzy's...

1531
01:10:09,207 --> 01:10:11,402
I mean, my desk.

1532
01:10:11,487 --> 01:10:13,557
After returning the key to Chris'bag,

1533
01:10:13,647 --> 01:10:15,922
you had pIenty of time to rejoin Tiffany

1534
01:10:16,007 --> 01:10:17,725
and reveI in your misdeeds.

1535
01:10:17,807 --> 01:10:20,037
Since you had the answers to the test,

1536
01:10:20,127 --> 01:10:21,799
you figured you'd use them,

1537
01:10:21,887 --> 01:10:24,685
hence your first good grade
in a Iong time, right?

1538
01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:26,115
(PEN CLICKING)

1539
01:10:26,207 --> 01:10:28,198
(MULTIPLE PENS CLICKING)

1540
01:10:40,167 --> 01:10:41,282
Right?

1541
01:10:42,087 --> 01:10:43,156
Right?

1542
01:10:43,247 --> 01:10:44,316
Enough!

1543
01:10:44,407 --> 01:10:46,159
Stop with the cIicking aIready!

1544
01:10:46,247 --> 01:10:47,566
Okay, I did it! I did it.

1545
01:10:47,647 --> 01:10:48,762
(PEOPLE GASPING)

1546
01:10:48,847 --> 01:10:50,280
And Tiffany paid me with an Uber phone.

1547
01:10:50,967 --> 01:10:52,719
You're just gonna give it up Iike that?

1548
01:10:52,807 --> 01:10:54,638
Are you some kind of jeIIyfish?

1549
01:10:54,727 --> 01:10:58,003
You Iet a bIonde make you crack?

1550
01:10:58,087 --> 01:10:59,884
You are pathetic.

1551
01:11:00,567 --> 01:11:02,364
(MURMURING)

1552
01:11:08,807 --> 01:11:10,035
WeII, so what if I did?

1553
01:11:10,127 --> 01:11:12,436
Okay, I did it! But who cares?

1554
01:11:12,527 --> 01:11:16,076
'Cause my famiIy owns the very seats
that your pathetic butts are sitting on!

1555
01:11:16,167 --> 01:11:17,566
And that goes for you, too, Iady.

1556
01:11:17,647 --> 01:11:18,841
You got a probIem with me?

1557
01:11:18,927 --> 01:11:21,236
WeII, you can take that up
with my daddy's Iawyers.

1558
01:11:21,327 --> 01:11:22,396
(GAVEL BANGS )

1559
01:11:22,487 --> 01:11:24,876
Tiffany Donohugh and Justin WhitIey,

1560
01:11:24,967 --> 01:11:27,401
for vioIating the Pac Prep honor code,

1561
01:11:27,487 --> 01:11:29,318
you are both expeIIed!

1562
01:11:29,407 --> 01:11:30,556
(PEOPLE GASPING)

1563
01:11:31,247 --> 01:11:32,521
You did it!

1564
01:11:32,607 --> 01:11:34,723
Are you kidding me? You can't expeI me.

1565
01:11:34,807 --> 01:11:36,559
I own this schooI!

1566
01:11:36,647 --> 01:11:37,966
Take her away!

1567
01:11:38,047 --> 01:11:39,400
(APPLAUSE)

1568
01:11:39,487 --> 01:11:40,556
That's justice!

1569
01:11:40,767 --> 01:11:42,678
Get your meat hooks off me, sir!

1570
01:11:42,767 --> 01:11:43,802
(TIFFANY GASPING)

1571
01:11:43,887 --> 01:11:45,525
(TIFFANY YELLING INCOHERENTLY)

1572
01:11:46,047 --> 01:11:47,765
And get your freaking hands...

1573
01:11:47,847 --> 01:11:50,805
You, AnnabeIIe and IsabeIIe Woods,

1574
01:11:50,887 --> 01:11:52,843
I've got my eye on both of you.

1575
01:11:54,847 --> 01:11:56,485
Case dismissed.

1576
01:11:56,567 --> 01:11:57,795
MAN: Yes!

1577
01:11:57,887 --> 01:11:59,479
(CHEERING)

1578
01:12:03,567 --> 01:12:04,841
Annie, that was fantastic!

1579
01:12:04,927 --> 01:12:06,440
Daddy! Thanks.

1580
01:12:07,087 --> 01:12:09,157
I'm jeaIous. It was awesome!

1581
01:12:09,327 --> 01:12:10,521
You shouId have seen the Iook on his face.

1582
01:12:10,607 --> 01:12:11,676
Thank you, Annie.

1583
01:12:11,767 --> 01:12:13,325
(CHRIS LAUGHING)

1584
01:12:13,687 --> 01:12:15,245
Oh, hi.

1585
01:12:15,847 --> 01:12:18,520
-Hi there.
-Look, I'm not much of a dancer,

1586
01:12:18,607 --> 01:12:20,996
-but you got a date for formaI?
-I'd Iove to!

1587
01:12:26,647 --> 01:12:28,046
(SOFTDANCE MUSIC PLA YING)

1588
01:12:29,967 --> 01:12:31,559
This is the best dance ever.

1589
01:12:31,647 --> 01:12:33,524
I aImost wish Tiffany was here.

1590
01:12:34,367 --> 01:12:35,880
I wonder how she's doing.

1591
01:12:35,967 --> 01:12:38,322
Oh, I'm sure she's gone to a better pIace.

1592
01:12:40,047 --> 01:12:41,639
What?

1593
01:12:41,967 --> 01:12:43,480
(TIFFANY YELLING)

1594
01:12:43,767 --> 01:12:45,678
Wait a minute!
There must be some kind of mistake.

1595
01:12:45,767 --> 01:12:48,839
(GASPS ) It reeks of boIogna in here!

1596
01:12:48,927 --> 01:12:50,918
(SCREAMING)

1597
01:12:56,927 --> 01:12:58,838
Somebody Iet me out!

1598
01:12:58,927 --> 01:13:00,042
(SCREAMING)

1599
01:13:03,567 --> 01:13:05,046
(CLEARS THROAT) So...

1600
01:13:05,127 --> 01:13:06,924
Can I have this dance?

1601
01:13:08,047 --> 01:13:09,639
You think too much

1602
01:13:09,807 --> 01:13:11,684
Give it up

1603
01:13:11,767 --> 01:13:14,156
Let it fIow through you

1604
01:13:14,247 --> 01:13:16,681
-Can you beIieve those bIondes?
-Yeah.

1605
01:13:17,607 --> 01:13:20,041
ActuaIIy, they're the onIy ones I do beIieve.

1606
01:13:20,607 --> 01:13:21,801
(SCOFFING)

1607
01:13:22,127 --> 01:13:23,560
Want to dance?

1608
01:13:23,647 --> 01:13:27,083
Are you sure you want to be seen
dancing with a schoIarship kid?

1609
01:13:27,167 --> 01:13:28,964
Takes one to know one.

1610
01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:32,681
(PHONE RINGING)

1611
01:13:33,327 --> 01:13:35,921
That was you who rang
Justin's phone, wasn't it?

1612
01:13:36,607 --> 01:13:38,359
I'd just figured it was time

1613
01:13:38,447 --> 01:13:40,563
for schooI to give bIonde a chance.

1614
01:13:42,687 --> 01:13:46,123
It's not over, girIs.
There's a new brunette in charge.

1615
01:13:47,287 --> 01:13:48,800
So, you think we shouId stay?

1616
01:13:48,887 --> 01:13:50,639
I think I can be persuaded.

1617
01:13:50,727 --> 01:13:52,001
(LAUGHING)

1618
01:13:55,647 --> 01:13:57,956
HoId on, hoId on

1619
01:13:58,047 --> 01:13:59,924
HoId on

1620
01:14:00,527 --> 01:14:02,916
(THIS IS MEPLAYING)

1621
01:14:03,007 --> 01:14:04,565
This is my Iife

1622
01:14:04,647 --> 01:14:05,841
I'm on my own

1623
01:14:05,927 --> 01:14:08,725
Don't need anyone
To guide me down the road

1624
01:14:08,807 --> 01:14:10,798
I'm finding out who

1625
01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:13,715
Yeah, who I wanna be

1626
01:14:14,207 --> 01:14:15,435
This is me

1627
01:14:15,527 --> 01:14:18,519
This is my Iife
I'm in controI

1628
01:14:18,607 --> 01:14:21,679
Movin' so fast
To where I wanna go

1629
01:14:21,767 --> 01:14:27,046
I'm shouting out who
Yeah, who do you see?

1630
01:14:27,607 --> 01:14:30,565
Yeah, this is me

1631
01:14:31,847 --> 01:14:33,280
This is me

1632
01:14:35,887 --> 01:14:39,482
Just don't teII me
How to Iive my Iife

1633
01:14:39,567 --> 01:14:42,206
I've got to have controI

1634
01:14:42,287 --> 01:14:44,721
I Iive for the fight

1635
01:14:44,807 --> 01:14:49,642
And I win every time

1636
01:14:49,727 --> 01:14:52,525
This is my Iife
I'm on my own

1637
01:14:52,607 --> 01:14:55,724
Don't need anyone
To guide me down the road

1638
01:14:55,807 --> 01:15:00,323
I'm finding out who
Yeah, who I wanna be

1639
01:15:00,927 --> 01:15:02,724
This is me

1640
01:15:02,807 --> 01:15:05,321
This is my Iife
I'm in controI

1641
01:15:05,407 --> 01:15:08,524
Movin' so fast
To where I wanna go

1642
01:15:08,607 --> 01:15:13,158
I'm shouting out who
Yeah, who do you see?

1643
01:15:14,807 --> 01:15:17,480
Yeah, this is me

1644
01:15:17,567 --> 01:15:20,400
Yeah, this is me

1645
01:15:20,487 --> 01:15:23,559
Yeah, this is me

1646
01:15:23,647 --> 01:15:26,844
Yeah, this is me

1647
01:15:26,927 --> 01:15:30,283
Yeah, this is me

1648
01:15:30,367 --> 01:15:32,835
Yeah, this is me

1649
01:15:35,807 --> 01:15:37,160
(LUCKY GIRL PLAYING)

1650
01:15:37,247 --> 01:15:38,600
Mmm, yeah

1651
01:15:39,247 --> 01:15:40,566
Mmm, mmm, yeah

1652
01:15:41,167 --> 01:15:42,600
Mmm, mmm, yeah

1653
01:15:44,367 --> 01:15:46,278
Mmm, mmm, yeah

1654
01:15:46,367 --> 01:15:48,085
Mmm, mmm, yeah

1655
01:15:48,767 --> 01:15:50,598
Mmm, mmm, yeah

1656
01:15:52,647 --> 01:15:54,717
Lucky girI

1657
01:15:54,807 --> 01:15:58,083
You've been Iiving
in a Iucky worId

1658
01:15:58,767 --> 01:16:00,041
You've been Iiving

1659
01:16:00,127 --> 01:16:02,163
Red baIIoons

1660
01:16:02,247 --> 01:16:04,920
On such a sunny afternoon

1661
01:16:05,927 --> 01:16:08,077
MAN: And roIIing. And action.

1662
01:16:10,567 --> 01:16:13,001
This is Annie's briefcase.

1663
01:16:13,087 --> 01:16:15,681
There's got to be
something in here I can use.

1664
01:16:19,687 --> 01:16:21,006
(SIGHING)

1665
01:16:25,047 --> 01:16:26,275
Perfect.

1666
01:16:27,687 --> 01:16:30,326
Where every moment is Iike

1667
01:16:30,407 --> 01:16:33,319
ExactIy how you feeI

1668
01:16:33,407 --> 01:16:35,443
Someone who knows
your Iove is reaI

1669
01:16:35,527 --> 01:16:37,324
Yeah, you're a Iucky girI

1670
01:16:37,407 --> 01:16:39,079
L-L-L-Lucky girI

1671
01:16:39,167 --> 01:16:40,998
I know that aII
your wishes can be true

1672
01:16:41,087 --> 01:16:42,281
MAN 1 : Speed.

1673
01:16:42,367 --> 01:16:44,756
MAN 2: A mark.
MAN 3: And action.

1674
01:16:46,447 --> 01:16:50,122
We're dressed Iike this in honor

1675
01:16:51,407 --> 01:16:53,967
of the Queen Mary!

1676
01:16:54,087 --> 01:16:55,805
(PEOPLE GASPING)

1677
01:16:57,167 --> 01:17:01,683
Yes, of course. You see, the Queen Mary
was a first-cIass ocean Iiner

1678
01:17:01,847 --> 01:17:05,886
that Iater transported our troops
during WorId War II.

1679
01:17:06,447 --> 01:17:11,157
Sometimes up to...
How many men, Mr. GoIden?

1680
01:17:11,247 --> 01:17:14,683
Fifteen thousand to a man. In one crossing.

1681
01:17:15,287 --> 01:17:19,246
WorId War II was a time of great sacrifice.

1682
01:17:20,007 --> 01:17:24,364
Women didn't wear stockings so nyIon
couId go towards making parachutes.

1683
01:17:24,447 --> 01:17:28,156
We've decided to honor
the memory of those

1684
01:17:28,247 --> 01:17:33,844
who went without by aIso going without.

1685
01:17:37,367 --> 01:17:39,198
God bIess America.

1686
01:17:39,287 --> 01:17:41,005
ALL: God bIess America !

1687
01:17:43,007 --> 01:17:44,201
God save the Queen?

1688
01:17:44,287 --> 01:17:46,278
ALL: God save the Queen!

1689
01:17:46,367 --> 01:17:47,561
(ALL CHEERING)

1690
01:17:49,327 --> 01:17:50,919
(IT'S A GIRL 'S WORLD PLAYING)

1691
01:17:51,007 --> 01:17:52,838
Anything you need you'II get

1692
01:17:52,927 --> 01:17:55,441
It's a girI's worId

1693
01:17:55,527 --> 01:17:57,916
Don't you know
Don't you know, baby

1694
01:17:58,007 --> 01:18:00,157
Anything is reaI if you beIieve it

1695
01:18:00,247 --> 01:18:01,965
Everything that you beIieve

1696
01:18:02,047 --> 01:18:03,685
MAN 1.: RoII pIease.

1697
01:18:03,767 --> 01:18:05,166
MAN 2: Speed.

1698
01:18:05,607 --> 01:18:08,997
MAN 1 : Marker.
MAN 3: And here we go. And action.

1699
01:18:09,207 --> 01:18:10,401
It's probabIy back in the cIassroom.

1700
01:18:10,487 --> 01:18:12,125
Thanks. When it's aII cIear, I'II have a Iook.

1701
01:18:12,207 --> 01:18:14,277
WeII, we don't want
Annie's heart to be broken.

1702
01:18:14,367 --> 01:18:18,121
Speaking of Annie, do you have a date
to the winter formaI yet?

1703
01:18:18,207 --> 01:18:20,846
'Cause I know a certain someone
who Ioves to dress up,

1704
01:18:20,927 --> 01:18:23,441
and just so happens to share my DNA.

1705
01:18:24,207 --> 01:18:25,765
I'm working on it.

1706
01:18:26,087 --> 01:18:27,566
Oh, driII's over.

1707
01:18:27,887 --> 01:18:30,037
-Come on, I'II race you back to cIass.
-Let's hit those books!

1708
01:18:32,047 --> 01:18:34,561
MAN 3.: That was great and cut.

1709
01:18:35,407 --> 01:18:38,479
Be there for whatever

1710
01:18:39,727 --> 01:18:41,922
Anywhere you want is where you're headed

1711
01:18:42,007 --> 01:18:43,918
Anything you need, you'II get
It's a girI's worId

1712
01:18:44,007 --> 01:18:45,804
MAN.: Okay, we're roIIing.

1713
01:18:45,887 --> 01:18:48,924
Okay. And here we go, girIs. And action.

1714
01:18:49,247 --> 01:18:50,475
(CLEARS THROAT)

1715
01:18:52,287 --> 01:18:57,361
Ms. Higgins, students, teachers,
distinguished aIumni,

1716
01:18:58,247 --> 01:19:00,841
Chris Lopez and I are guiIty.

1717
01:19:01,367 --> 01:19:02,959
(MURMURING)

1718
01:19:04,007 --> 01:19:05,076
(GAVEL BANGING)

1719
01:19:05,167 --> 01:19:06,282
Order.

1720
01:19:08,487 --> 01:19:13,436
GuiIty of using poor judgment.
We did use the tripIe-zero key.

1721
01:19:13,567 --> 01:19:17,355
And we used it to get into Mr. GoIden's
office the night before the test,

1722
01:19:18,127 --> 01:19:22,962
where I did Iose my braceIet.
GuiIty, guiIty, guiIty.

1723
01:19:23,167 --> 01:19:24,600
Case cIosed.

1724
01:19:25,167 --> 01:19:28,045
But aII we did was retrieve
my sister's notebook,

1725
01:19:28,127 --> 01:19:30,436
hardIy a crime worthy of expuIsion.

1726
01:19:31,047 --> 01:19:32,799
Annie Ieft it in the cIassroom.

1727
01:19:32,887 --> 01:19:35,720
And apparentIy, Mr. GoIden moves
Ieft items,

1728
01:19:35,927 --> 01:19:38,122
and puts them into his inner office.

1729
01:19:38,287 --> 01:19:40,403
-For safekeeping.
-That's true.

1730
01:19:41,687 --> 01:19:43,006
I object.

1731
01:19:43,087 --> 01:19:44,520
MAN: Great, cut.

1732
01:19:46,247 --> 01:19:48,920
It's a girI's worId

1733
01:19:49,007 --> 01:19:50,645
Don't you know?

1734
01:19:50,727 --> 01:19:52,638
It's a girI's worId

1735
01:19:52,727 --> 01:19:54,922
Baby, oh, yeah

1736
01:19:55,007 --> 01:19:58,522
GirI's worId

1737
01:19:58,607 --> 01:20:01,485
MAN 1 : Speed.
MAN 2: D mark

1738
01:20:05,687 --> 01:20:07,279
MAN 3: AII right and action.

1739
01:20:07,407 --> 01:20:12,356
Mr. GoIden, when and where do you
Iike to read your morning paper?

1740
01:20:12,447 --> 01:20:16,884
WeII, in my private office
before cIass every morning.

1741
01:20:17,487 --> 01:20:21,958
And when you're finished reading
the paper, what do you do with it?

1742
01:20:22,167 --> 01:20:26,763
Oh, weII, I'm afraid I usuaIIy
just throw it on the fIoor.

1743
01:20:26,927 --> 01:20:29,316
And then, after cIass, I remember,

1744
01:20:29,407 --> 01:20:32,319
I come back and pick it up,
and put it into the recycIing bin.

1745
01:20:33,527 --> 01:20:36,200
I'm afraid I'm a IittIe bit sIoppy.

1746
01:20:36,287 --> 01:20:37,436
That's the truth.

1747
01:20:37,527 --> 01:20:38,596
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

1748
01:20:38,687 --> 01:20:39,961
More yeIIing from the audience?

1749
01:20:40,047 --> 01:20:41,685
This isn't some ding, dang puppet show!

1750
01:20:41,767 --> 01:20:42,836
(GAVEL BANGS )

1751
01:20:42,927 --> 01:20:44,201
HIGGINS: Order!

1752
01:20:44,287 --> 01:20:45,356
MAN: Cut!

1753
01:20:48,447 --> 01:20:51,086
We can dance aII night

1754
01:20:53,007 --> 01:20:58,206
Mr. WeIIington, are you friends
with Mr. Justin WhitIey?

1755
01:20:58,607 --> 01:21:00,882
Yeah. He's cooI, I guess.

1756
01:21:00,967 --> 01:21:04,516
Is there something Mr. WhitIey
finds unpIeasant?

1757
01:21:05,327 --> 01:21:07,795
-Something he asks you to do.
-I don't know.

1758
01:21:10,247 --> 01:21:12,044
Sharpen his penciIs, I guess.

1759
01:21:12,967 --> 01:21:15,800
He finds it distastefuI. The noise, that is.

1760
01:21:16,487 --> 01:21:18,876
Justin seems a IittIe sensitive to noises.

1761
01:21:19,847 --> 01:21:21,166
No more questions.

1762
01:21:21,727 --> 01:21:22,955
MAN.: Cut it! Nice.

1763
01:21:31,007 --> 01:21:32,645
(CREW CHA TTERING)

1764
01:21:36,967 --> 01:21:38,241
MAN 1 : Speed.
MAN 2: A mark.

1765
01:21:38,327 --> 01:21:39,396
MAN 3: We're roIIing, roIIing.

1766
01:21:39,487 --> 01:21:42,957
Speaking of humiIiating affIictions,
you shouId see Rainbow dance.

1767
01:21:43,087 --> 01:21:44,406
(ALL LAUGHING)

1768
01:21:44,487 --> 01:21:45,556
I am the bee's knees.

1769
01:21:45,647 --> 01:21:46,682
-Let's see it.
-Show it.

1770
01:21:46,767 --> 01:21:48,485
CHRIS: Show it.
RAINBOW: Okay, aII right.

1771
01:21:48,567 --> 01:21:51,559
So dance aII night tonight

1772
01:21:51,647 --> 01:21:52,875
AII night

1773
01:21:53,967 --> 01:21:56,322
Don't you feeI it?
It's so right

1774
01:21:56,407 --> 01:22:00,082
We can dance aII night tonight

1775
01:22:00,167 --> 01:22:02,761
So dance aII night tonight

1776
01:22:03,647 --> 01:22:04,966
AII night

1777
01:22:06,047 --> 01:22:08,242
Don't you feeI it?
It's so right

1778
01:22:08,327 --> 01:22:11,444
We can dance aII night

1779
01:22:11,527 --> 01:22:14,121
Don't you feeI it?
It's so right

1780
01:22:14,207 --> 01:22:17,040
BOTH: FIip, fIip and wave.
FIip, fIip and wave.

1781
01:22:17,127 --> 01:22:18,196
(WHOOPING)

1782
01:22:18,487 --> 01:22:19,556
MAN: And that's a wrap.

