1 00:01:23,179 --> 00:01:28,193 HAPPILY EVER AFTER 2 00:01:58,735 --> 00:02:01,734 You guys make me laugh. 3 00:02:02,663 --> 00:02:05,828 What do you think? All you need is my number? 4 00:02:06,799 --> 00:02:09,798 Okay, it's 0612232341. 5 00:02:09,892 --> 00:02:12,226 You'll call me? Then what? 6 00:02:12,325 --> 00:02:17,480 You say, let's have dinner. Or lunch, so as not to scare me off. 7 00:02:17,573 --> 00:02:19,244 Then what? 8 00:02:19,346 --> 00:02:21,230 You'll have to make your move. 9 00:02:21,327 --> 00:02:24,776 So here we are. Try to be more convincing. 10 00:02:26,436 --> 00:02:30,086 What? You want to fuck me? You want to fuck, right? 11 00:02:31,824 --> 00:02:33,045 Really? 12 00:02:33,145 --> 00:02:35,029 - Yes. - I want to fuck you. 13 00:02:35,126 --> 00:02:36,418 Fuck you. 14 00:02:36,516 --> 00:02:38,329 Excuse me! 15 00:02:40,686 --> 00:02:41,705 Hi. 16 00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:45,796 Buy you a drink? 17 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:47,678 Sure. 18 00:02:51,288 --> 00:02:54,108 Maybe we could go somewhere else? 19 00:02:54,381 --> 00:02:55,459 There. See that? 20 00:02:55,563 --> 00:02:57,341 Careful, she's a cock-tease. 21 00:02:58,934 --> 00:03:00,440 Let's go somewhere else. 22 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:05,371 - Let's go. - Well, okay. 23 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:16,630 0612... 24 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,473 2323... 25 00:03:18,572 --> 00:03:20,042 Shit! 26 00:03:20,135 --> 00:03:21,676 41. 27 00:03:44,848 --> 00:03:46,210 Stop. 28 00:03:46,308 --> 00:03:47,814 Come on. 29 00:04:24,993 --> 00:04:27,576 Let me get my keys. 30 00:04:39,277 --> 00:04:40,842 Wait. 31 00:04:42,232 --> 00:04:44,709 - How'd it go? - Just fine. 32 00:04:44,804 --> 00:04:46,510 Got him to sleep okay? 33 00:04:46,611 --> 00:04:49,195 Right away. One story and he was out. 34 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:50,306 He was pooped. 35 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,256 So am I. Good night, Chloe. 36 00:04:53,354 --> 00:04:54,469 Call you a cab? 37 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:55,682 No need. Thanks, anyway. 38 00:04:55,788 --> 00:04:57,815 - You sure? - Yes. 39 00:04:57,907 --> 00:05:00,206 - See you tomorrow. - No, it's Sunday. 40 00:05:00,305 --> 00:05:02,782 See you Monday. Good night. 41 00:05:26,617 --> 00:05:28,288 No, nothing. 42 00:05:29,953 --> 00:05:31,980 Good night. 43 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:52,679 I was in the toy department. 44 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:54,344 She starts in, saying, 45 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:58,275 "Even here, you can feel the sexism." 46 00:06:58,375 --> 00:07:02,239 Give me a break. I bust my ass to go buy a toy... 47 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:05,372 "Look," she says, "look at the girls' toys. 48 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:09,851 The dolls, so you'll dream of fairy princesses 49 00:07:09,949 --> 00:07:11,798 and the babies and diapers. 50 00:07:11,895 --> 00:07:14,645 "To pretend you're a mom, slaving..." 51 00:07:14,745 --> 00:07:16,309 Then she loses it. 52 00:07:16,414 --> 00:07:19,128 We get to household goods. 53 00:07:19,229 --> 00:07:22,500 She starts laying into me about how it's a man's world. 54 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,350 I'm there to get a toy, 55 00:07:25,450 --> 00:07:28,413 she starts up, I never do housework, I stay out late. 56 00:07:28,509 --> 00:07:30,773 And then, she insists on buying him a vacuum cleaner! 57 00:07:30,873 --> 00:07:32,958 A vacuum cleaner is for girls! 58 00:07:33,063 --> 00:07:36,025 He's a boy. Why buy him a girl's toy? 59 00:07:51,866 --> 00:07:54,508 It's hell. She wants to prove we're the same. 60 00:07:54,611 --> 00:07:58,440 We're not. I'm a man, she's a woman. There's a big difference. 61 00:08:00,277 --> 00:08:01,392 You kill me. 62 00:08:01,494 --> 00:08:03,414 Go ahead, laugh. 63 00:08:03,509 --> 00:08:05,323 Where's Fred? He's always late. 64 00:08:05,421 --> 00:08:07,969 He's here. I gave him a room. 65 00:08:15,466 --> 00:08:17,493 I can't believe this guy. 66 00:08:17,585 --> 00:08:20,264 Last night he was with a German girl. 67 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,524 Thanks, Jean-Pierre. Now it's her. 68 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,209 I know. 69 00:08:25,302 --> 00:08:26,558 - What's she like? - Which? 70 00:08:26,657 --> 00:08:28,992 This one. The A.M. one! 71 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:31,248 A knockout. Like the German. 72 00:08:32,427 --> 00:08:34,418 - He's got stamina. - Got it made. 73 00:08:34,513 --> 00:08:36,741 - Stop complaining. - I'm not. 74 00:08:36,842 --> 00:08:39,484 - So what? - So I want a German girl too. 75 00:08:48,068 --> 00:08:49,359 Did I tell you? 76 00:08:51,474 --> 00:08:53,109 - Zoe, this is Vincent. - Hello. 77 00:08:57,869 --> 00:09:00,203 - Coffee, babe? - Yes, thanks. 78 00:09:01,379 --> 00:09:02,398 May I? 79 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,215 Sorry. 80 00:09:10,313 --> 00:09:11,782 Does it burn? 81 00:09:13,231 --> 00:09:15,186 I'm sorry. 82 00:09:54,835 --> 00:09:57,870 - What are you doing? - Give it up, it's over. 83 00:09:57,964 --> 00:09:59,670 Shit! 84 00:09:59,771 --> 00:10:02,248 It's raining too hard! 85 00:10:31,817 --> 00:10:33,452 Not ready? 86 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,026 You didn't even dress him? 87 00:10:36,127 --> 00:10:38,770 - Where are we going? - Out to eat. 88 00:10:38,873 --> 00:10:41,765 Okay, and then what? 89 00:10:41,861 --> 00:10:44,860 - I don't know, the park. - Yes! The park! 90 00:10:44,955 --> 00:10:46,555 It's pouring out. 91 00:10:46,658 --> 00:10:48,578 Then maybe a movie. 92 00:10:48,674 --> 00:10:50,239 Yes! A movie! 93 00:10:50,343 --> 00:10:52,465 Joseph, stop acting silly. 94 00:10:52,567 --> 00:10:55,980 - Get dressed, you'll catch cold. - Yes! Catch cold! 95 00:10:56,077 --> 00:10:59,727 Yeah, and take yucky medicine. 96 00:10:59,831 --> 00:11:01,716 You decide. 97 00:11:01,813 --> 00:11:05,332 Come on, Joseph. Let's get dressed. 98 00:11:05,461 --> 00:11:06,967 Come on. 99 00:11:21,102 --> 00:11:23,780 Antoine, I can't hear. 100 00:11:26,107 --> 00:11:30,279 Okay, it's clean already. Go vacuum your room! 101 00:11:35,631 --> 00:11:37,172 Could you fix his lunch? 102 00:11:37,265 --> 00:11:39,493 I'm watching the news. Wait. 103 00:11:39,593 --> 00:11:40,955 Wait for what? 104 00:11:41,053 --> 00:11:42,867 Let me watch the news. 105 00:11:42,965 --> 00:11:44,529 Don't I get to watch? 106 00:11:44,633 --> 00:11:47,632 Okay, watch the news. 107 00:11:47,726 --> 00:11:50,511 Don't I have a right to knowledge? 108 00:11:50,611 --> 00:11:52,318 Only men have that right. 109 00:11:52,419 --> 00:11:54,019 - Shut up. - You shut up! 110 00:11:54,122 --> 00:11:55,378 Asshole! 111 00:11:55,477 --> 00:11:58,084 Don't they rest on Sundays? 112 00:11:58,189 --> 00:12:00,630 Want to move again? 113 00:12:04,966 --> 00:12:07,194 Antoine, come here. 114 00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:11,709 - Turn that off and come eat. - Quiet, I can't hear! 115 00:12:11,813 --> 00:12:14,491 Enough vacuuming! The maid comes tomorrow! 116 00:12:17,408 --> 00:12:21,094 Leave a message after the beep. Thank you. 117 00:12:21,197 --> 00:12:24,196 Where are you? You there? 118 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:27,396 I hope you're on your way. You're late. 119 00:12:27,489 --> 00:12:31,008 Don't do this. I worked it out with my husband and my kids. 120 00:12:31,103 --> 00:12:34,138 I'm waiting. I want you. 121 00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:37,093 I can't stand it. 122 00:12:37,185 --> 00:12:39,793 Come quick. 123 00:13:17,955 --> 00:13:19,661 Nice, huh? 124 00:13:22,404 --> 00:13:26,481 Give me the specs, I order it, I drive it a few miles, 125 00:13:26,575 --> 00:13:29,502 and you get it for the demo price. 126 00:13:29,599 --> 00:13:31,164 Did you get in? 127 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,505 It's an airplane. 128 00:13:41,903 --> 00:13:43,609 She'll kill me. 129 00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:47,017 Why bother? Take mine. It's exactly what you want. 130 00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:50,246 She'll say I'm just imitating my friends. 131 00:13:50,349 --> 00:13:52,506 You don't need a new car. 132 00:13:52,608 --> 00:13:55,571 - I need a new wife. - I didn't say that. 133 00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:58,655 - Two months. - Too long. 134 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,202 Then get the sedan. 135 00:14:01,297 --> 00:14:03,739 Look. We have plenty of them. 136 00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:07,390 Why get a roadster? It's a two-seater. 137 00:14:07,484 --> 00:14:10,411 Where do you put the wife and kids? 138 00:14:10,508 --> 00:14:13,815 Wife and kids? Spare me, please. 139 00:14:13,914 --> 00:14:17,019 Okay, get back to me. Bye. 140 00:14:17,111 --> 00:14:18,510 Bye. 141 00:14:25,383 --> 00:14:26,948 I'm starving. 142 00:14:29,832 --> 00:14:31,646 I know her. 143 00:14:32,718 --> 00:14:35,360 I know her but I can't place her. 144 00:14:35,464 --> 00:14:37,976 She isn't half bad. 145 00:14:38,070 --> 00:14:40,097 What'll it be? 146 00:14:40,191 --> 00:14:42,774 - The special. - Me too. Vincent? 147 00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:44,716 The special, please. 148 00:14:44,813 --> 00:14:46,282 Coming up. 149 00:14:46,377 --> 00:14:48,890 One thing is certain... she knows she's fine. 150 00:14:48,983 --> 00:14:51,661 Get up, ask where you know her from. 151 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:54,407 - She'll think I'm coming on. - So what? 152 00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:58,125 I'll go. Where'd you meet her, in school? 153 00:14:58,229 --> 00:14:59,972 Tell me some teachers' names. 154 00:15:00,071 --> 00:15:01,433 You're nuts. 155 00:15:01,531 --> 00:15:03,617 Hey, you're right! From school. 156 00:15:03,721 --> 00:15:05,083 Give me a teacher's name. 157 00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:06,958 Never fucked her? 158 00:15:07,057 --> 00:15:09,321 - Who fucks anymore? - Not me. 159 00:15:09,421 --> 00:15:11,543 I do! What high school? 160 00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:13,079 You got it made. 161 00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:18,459 - What are you doing tonight? - Going home. 162 00:15:18,561 --> 00:15:19,782 - You? - Home. 163 00:15:19,882 --> 00:15:23,296 I'm going home too. But there's nobody waiting for me. 164 00:15:23,393 --> 00:15:25,905 - I'm going to cry. - Heaven. 165 00:15:26,903 --> 00:15:28,788 - Heaven? - Oh, yeah. 166 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,042 Know what it's like not to know 167 00:15:31,144 --> 00:15:32,815 with who you'll eat, go to bed? 168 00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:34,623 I know who's in my bed. 169 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:39,558 Think I like waking up, drinking my coffee all alone? 170 00:15:39,659 --> 00:15:43,867 Or with a broad I want to kill at the sound of her voice? 171 00:15:43,969 --> 00:15:45,331 What do you think? 172 00:15:45,429 --> 00:15:47,456 I don't deserve a wife and kids? 173 00:15:47,549 --> 00:15:50,654 - You don't know what you're talking about. - No, you don't. 174 00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:54,401 You're depressing me, Fred. 175 00:15:59,645 --> 00:16:01,600 Yes, darling. 176 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:04,824 Tonight? Of course I can tonight. 177 00:16:04,928 --> 00:16:07,606 I'd be happy too, babe. 178 00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:10,529 Hang on, one second. 179 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,219 Giovanna! 180 00:16:17,996 --> 00:16:21,480 Leaving tomorrow for Italy? Yes, yes. Tonight. 181 00:16:21,576 --> 00:16:24,089 I'd love to see you tonight. 182 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,210 Hang on a second. 183 00:16:27,832 --> 00:16:29,918 Marie? 184 00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:33,542 I was just thinking... how about this afternoon? 185 00:16:33,636 --> 00:16:36,671 Not tonight, this afternoon. 186 00:16:36,765 --> 00:16:38,365 Better for you? 187 00:16:38,468 --> 00:16:41,051 You're my dream woman! 188 00:16:41,145 --> 00:16:43,728 Hang on one second. 189 00:16:43,821 --> 00:16:46,891 Any rooms? I don't feel like going to my place. 190 00:16:47,366 --> 00:16:50,044 Same place as last time, okay? Later. 191 00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:02,695 Good-bye. 192 00:17:02,798 --> 00:17:04,160 Motherfucker. 193 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:07,979 Giovanna's ass... You can't... 194 00:17:08,081 --> 00:17:10,072 I don't want to know. 195 00:17:13,086 --> 00:17:15,149 No. It can't be. 196 00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:17,991 No, wrong number. Sorry. 197 00:17:18,091 --> 00:17:20,568 Too bad. You have a lovely voice. 198 00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,334 A very lovely voice. 199 00:17:22,435 --> 00:17:24,734 Good-bye. 200 00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:26,719 Really. Aren't you exhausted? 201 00:17:26,815 --> 00:17:27,833 Enjoy it! 202 00:17:31,438 --> 00:17:35,159 I've seen you at school. Your son's in my daughter's class. 203 00:17:35,261 --> 00:17:36,280 That's it. School! 204 00:17:36,373 --> 00:17:38,921 I told you it was school. 205 00:17:40,023 --> 00:17:42,429 Have a nice day. Good-bye. 206 00:17:45,341 --> 00:17:48,683 "I told you it was school." You're a pick-up artist! 207 00:17:48,781 --> 00:17:51,188 - Stop. - Little pick-up artist! 208 00:17:51,284 --> 00:17:53,583 Are you stupid? She's married. 209 00:17:53,682 --> 00:17:56,681 What do you know about married women? 210 00:22:52,488 --> 00:22:54,894 Shit, Joseph! Watch it! 211 00:22:54,991 --> 00:22:58,404 - It's not his fault. - Sorry, I didn't mean it. 212 00:22:58,501 --> 00:23:00,835 - I know. It's your fault. - It's no big deal. 213 00:23:00,933 --> 00:23:02,474 I'm soaking wet! 214 00:23:02,567 --> 00:23:04,689 Finish giving him his bath. 215 00:23:04,792 --> 00:23:06,949 Dad, want to play? 216 00:23:26,028 --> 00:23:28,019 Telephone! 217 00:23:29,156 --> 00:23:32,226 Be right back. Right back. 218 00:23:40,035 --> 00:23:41,849 I won't be late. 219 00:23:43,510 --> 00:23:45,217 Don't make me laugh. 220 00:23:45,318 --> 00:23:47,961 - Late is tomorrow? - Eat. 221 00:23:59,151 --> 00:24:01,142 You mad? 222 00:24:03,288 --> 00:24:04,650 You're mad. 223 00:24:04,747 --> 00:24:06,074 You're not talking to me. 224 00:24:06,485 --> 00:24:08,476 - What can I say? - Nothing... 225 00:24:11,699 --> 00:24:13,726 Sure, whistle. 226 00:24:16,843 --> 00:24:18,313 Can we talk? 227 00:24:18,407 --> 00:24:20,363 Eat, Joseph. 228 00:24:20,457 --> 00:24:21,856 Talk about what? 229 00:24:21,952 --> 00:24:25,117 Georges calls for a card game. It's 8 p.m. 230 00:24:25,219 --> 00:24:27,969 Did you ask me if I minded? 231 00:24:28,069 --> 00:24:29,704 Move over. 232 00:24:29,807 --> 00:24:32,355 Maybe I could've made plans to go out. 233 00:24:32,449 --> 00:24:36,064 I could've asked Chloe to sit for Joseph. 234 00:24:39,330 --> 00:24:40,693 What are you doing? 235 00:24:41,798 --> 00:24:44,868 - Canceling. - Now that you said yes, go. 236 00:24:50,105 --> 00:24:52,404 Say the word, I won't go. 237 00:25:02,444 --> 00:25:05,087 - I love you. - I love you, too. 238 00:25:06,163 --> 00:25:07,834 Say the word, I won't go. 239 00:25:16,103 --> 00:25:18,023 Chloe is my bride. 240 00:25:19,335 --> 00:25:21,742 Eating with us or not? 241 00:25:22,846 --> 00:25:26,568 - Okay, I'm going! - Okay, bye! 242 00:25:44,639 --> 00:25:46,867 - Mom, I'm thirsty. - There's your water. 243 00:25:52,424 --> 00:25:53,786 Sorry, Mom. 244 00:25:53,884 --> 00:25:56,741 - Joseph, I'm going to get you! - Dad! 245 00:25:56,839 --> 00:25:58,901 Okay, I'm going. 246 00:25:59,689 --> 00:26:02,272 I'm going. Bye. 247 00:26:07,370 --> 00:26:10,819 Go buy a car! What else could we do with our money! 248 00:26:10,915 --> 00:26:12,657 Stop yelling! 249 00:26:12,757 --> 00:26:15,365 And stop boxing, people will think I beat you! 250 00:26:15,468 --> 00:26:20,825 Why did I ask him to play poker at our house? 251 00:26:20,925 --> 00:26:23,781 At least we won't hear them scream all night. 252 00:26:25,965 --> 00:26:30,385 A Mercedes is a masculine car, right? A real man's car! 253 00:26:30,483 --> 00:26:33,198 - Get a horse and a cowboy hat! - You're sick! 254 00:26:33,299 --> 00:26:36,605 - Right, I'm crazy! - Stop yelling, you'll scare Tonio. 255 00:26:36,704 --> 00:26:38,447 Stop calling him Tonio. 256 00:26:38,547 --> 00:26:40,182 "Tonio, my son Tonio." 257 00:26:40,284 --> 00:26:42,370 His name is Antoine. Move over. 258 00:26:43,517 --> 00:26:46,752 You drive me nuts. I'm out of here! 259 00:26:46,854 --> 00:26:49,153 - Good. Get out! - I'm gone! 260 00:26:49,252 --> 00:26:51,030 Get out, asshole! 261 00:27:02,703 --> 00:27:05,559 Hi. Come on in. 262 00:27:05,657 --> 00:27:07,020 Come, come. 263 00:27:07,117 --> 00:27:10,222 I figured flowers because you don't drink. 264 00:27:10,315 --> 00:27:13,550 - You shouldn't have. - Least I could do. 265 00:27:13,651 --> 00:27:15,950 - Am I first? - Yes. 266 00:27:21,784 --> 00:27:24,570 If you need help... 267 00:27:24,669 --> 00:27:27,454 Thanks. That's nice of you. 268 00:27:39,719 --> 00:27:42,397 - They'll be here soon. - Okay. 269 00:27:46,079 --> 00:27:48,272 One day I'll kill her. 270 00:27:48,374 --> 00:27:50,117 I'll go to jail. Who cares? 271 00:27:50,216 --> 00:27:51,816 I'm sorry. 272 00:27:51,919 --> 00:27:55,509 I understand. I mean, don't be sorry. 273 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,258 You think I'm full of shit? 274 00:27:59,356 --> 00:28:01,833 She wants me to bash her face in! 275 00:28:01,929 --> 00:28:03,956 Faggot! 276 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:06,111 - Don't worry. - I'm not worried. 277 00:28:06,204 --> 00:28:07,603 Bitch! 278 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,420 Nice piece. 279 00:28:20,420 --> 00:28:22,233 Relax, have a drink. 280 00:28:27,788 --> 00:28:29,850 Should we quit? 281 00:28:29,943 --> 00:28:30,961 Cut. 282 00:28:38,389 --> 00:28:42,359 Don't worry, honey. It'll be fine. 283 00:28:42,455 --> 00:28:45,311 - Could I have a cigarette? - Sure. 284 00:28:45,409 --> 00:28:48,195 - Thanks. - You smoke? 285 00:28:48,295 --> 00:28:50,357 I feel like one. Do you mind? 286 00:28:50,449 --> 00:28:52,192 Of course not, darling. 287 00:28:55,176 --> 00:28:56,776 Anything you need? 288 00:28:56,879 --> 00:28:58,693 - No, we're fine. - No, thanks. 289 00:28:58,791 --> 00:29:00,331 Good night, then. 290 00:29:11,025 --> 00:29:12,210 How many? 291 00:29:15,301 --> 00:29:16,320 Three. 292 00:29:18,220 --> 00:29:20,591 - You have a nice wife. - Very nice. 293 00:29:22,495 --> 00:29:24,450 - Married long? - 15 years. 294 00:29:24,546 --> 00:29:27,995 - 15! - Three cards. 295 00:29:28,092 --> 00:29:31,576 - They're like honeymooners. - One card for me. 296 00:29:31,671 --> 00:29:33,141 - No children? - No. 297 00:29:33,235 --> 00:29:34,527 Three beauties for me. 298 00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:38,382 - Anyway, your wife is very pretty. - Thank you. 299 00:29:38,483 --> 00:29:41,198 - Bet instead of talking bullshit. - It's not bullshit. 300 00:29:41,299 --> 00:29:45,506 That's not what I meant. I think she's pretty, too. 301 00:29:45,608 --> 00:29:46,686 Check. 302 00:29:46,791 --> 00:29:49,505 - What do you say? - Very pretty. 303 00:29:49,605 --> 00:29:51,632 No. What do you bet? 304 00:29:52,873 --> 00:29:54,651 Sorry. 305 00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:55,769 Check. 306 00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:59,097 Check. Now we know we all love your wife. 307 00:29:59,199 --> 00:30:01,226 I check, too. 308 00:30:06,184 --> 00:30:09,527 - Go ahead, we'll wait. - First door on the right. 309 00:30:12,650 --> 00:30:14,356 Where do you teach? 310 00:30:14,457 --> 00:30:17,065 Paris University. 311 00:30:17,168 --> 00:30:18,981 And your wife? 312 00:30:21,582 --> 00:30:24,439 - What do you want? - The bathroom. 313 00:30:24,536 --> 00:30:26,315 Behind you. 314 00:30:26,414 --> 00:30:28,499 Oh, because at my place... 315 00:30:28,603 --> 00:30:32,740 - I said the first door! - Everything okay? 316 00:30:32,844 --> 00:30:36,601 I got the wrong door. Not like it's a crime! 317 00:30:36,701 --> 00:30:39,214 I got the wrong door. 318 00:30:39,308 --> 00:30:41,679 Let's call the police. 319 00:30:43,861 --> 00:30:47,204 You're surrounded. You got the wrong door. 320 00:30:49,145 --> 00:30:51,338 Something weird about them! 321 00:30:52,724 --> 00:30:55,651 - Go home, Georges. - I'm not going home. 322 00:30:55,748 --> 00:30:59,611 - Never argues with his wife. Weird. - How do you know? 323 00:30:59,710 --> 00:31:03,432 They moved in weeks ago. Nothing. 324 00:31:03,533 --> 00:31:06,603 - Let's go get a drink. - Go home, go to sleep. 325 00:31:06,697 --> 00:31:09,304 I'm not going home, I said. 326 00:31:10,450 --> 00:31:12,405 I can't stand it. 327 00:31:12,501 --> 00:31:13,520 It's me. 328 00:31:13,614 --> 00:31:15,119 Be right there. 329 00:31:15,213 --> 00:31:17,855 Ten minutes. 330 00:31:17,958 --> 00:31:19,357 See you. 331 00:31:19,452 --> 00:31:22,130 If it weren't for my son... 332 00:31:22,233 --> 00:31:24,260 Cut the crap. 333 00:31:24,875 --> 00:31:28,560 - Let's go. - I'm not going for a drink. 334 00:31:30,157 --> 00:31:32,350 Patricia's waiting for me. 335 00:31:34,502 --> 00:31:38,817 - Go for a drink? - Not me. 336 00:31:40,863 --> 00:31:42,427 Go home to your wife. 337 00:31:42,531 --> 00:31:46,181 I love my wife. That's not the problem. 338 00:31:46,284 --> 00:31:48,832 I love my wife and other women. 339 00:31:48,926 --> 00:31:51,225 No more lies. I love them all. 340 00:31:52,576 --> 00:31:55,847 The incredible thing is, 341 00:31:55,947 --> 00:31:58,732 because I love one woman... one... 342 00:31:58,832 --> 00:32:01,475 I can't have the others. 343 00:32:01,578 --> 00:32:03,392 Do you realize her importance? 344 00:32:04,463 --> 00:32:08,255 It's her, or potentially all the others. 345 00:32:08,355 --> 00:32:10,275 Let's divide the world in two. 346 00:32:10,371 --> 00:32:12,919 On one side is my wife, on the other, 347 00:32:13,013 --> 00:32:15,596 all other women. 348 00:32:15,690 --> 00:32:18,996 My wife... all the others. 349 00:32:19,096 --> 00:32:21,846 The others, my wife. I chose my wife. 350 00:32:23,231 --> 00:32:24,772 Only two explanations: 351 00:32:24,865 --> 00:32:27,472 Either my wife is a goddess, or I'm crazy. 352 00:32:27,576 --> 00:32:30,681 That sounds right. Okay, Georges, I got a date. 353 00:32:30,774 --> 00:32:33,736 - I'm sleeping at your place. - No. Go home. 354 00:32:34,631 --> 00:32:37,073 - You ditching me? - Go home, you'll catch cold. 355 00:32:37,169 --> 00:32:39,752 - You ditching me? - I got a date. 356 00:32:39,845 --> 00:32:41,480 A date. This guy. 357 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:43,574 With who? Jennifer Lopez? 358 00:32:43,669 --> 00:32:45,031 Go to bed. 359 00:32:46,761 --> 00:32:50,483 Give her my regards. Kiss her, say Georges says hello. 360 00:32:54,130 --> 00:32:56,738 Get out of here, assholes! 361 00:32:58,545 --> 00:33:01,544 Thanks. Those are real friends. Bye! 362 00:33:44,841 --> 00:33:46,831 I'm going. 363 00:33:47,969 --> 00:33:49,533 See you later? 364 00:33:49,638 --> 00:33:51,628 Dad, bring me home a car. 365 00:33:51,723 --> 00:33:53,466 Please, Dad! 366 00:34:26,445 --> 00:34:28,294 See you tonight. 367 00:35:17,781 --> 00:35:19,939 Where are you going? Joseph! 368 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,118 It's fine. 369 00:35:33,074 --> 00:35:35,029 She's my girlfriend. 370 00:35:35,125 --> 00:35:38,230 I thought it was Chloe. Wasn't it Chloe? 371 00:35:40,859 --> 00:35:42,566 You don't know her name. 372 00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:44,267 I know your name. 373 00:35:46,733 --> 00:35:48,274 What's my name? 374 00:35:52,503 --> 00:35:54,458 - And yours? - Ludivine. 375 00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:56,746 I like Ludivine. 376 00:35:56,848 --> 00:35:58,389 This is my stop. 377 00:35:58,481 --> 00:36:00,330 - Where are you going? - School. 378 00:36:00,427 --> 00:36:03,698 - Just like you. - I want to go with you. 379 00:36:03,799 --> 00:36:05,648 No, you can't. 380 00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:07,868 Joseph, please. 381 00:36:07,970 --> 00:36:11,004 - Give me a kiss? - I want to go with you. 382 00:36:11,098 --> 00:36:13,291 She goes to high school. 383 00:36:13,392 --> 00:36:15,098 Gonna give her a kiss? 384 00:36:15,199 --> 00:36:17,190 Can she come over? 385 00:36:17,284 --> 00:36:19,347 Right, invite me to your house. 386 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,395 - See you around. - See you. 387 00:36:21,491 --> 00:36:23,055 Say good-bye? 388 00:36:23,158 --> 00:36:25,149 Can we go now? 389 00:36:25,244 --> 00:36:27,792 All right. He's a child. 390 00:36:27,885 --> 00:36:29,699 See you tomorrow, Ludivine. 391 00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:38,353 You can't have lots of brides. 392 00:36:38,452 --> 00:36:41,972 - Why can't you? - Because that's the way it is. 393 00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:44,022 But why? 394 00:36:44,117 --> 00:36:47,317 Because you can't love several people at once. 395 00:36:47,419 --> 00:36:51,141 Would you be happy if Ludivine had someone else? 396 00:37:48,348 --> 00:37:50,860 A cup of coffee, please. 397 00:37:52,415 --> 00:37:54,264 One espresso. 398 00:39:56,588 --> 00:39:58,331 I'll open the blinds. 399 00:40:04,095 --> 00:40:07,165 It's cloudy today. 400 00:40:07,258 --> 00:40:11,122 But it has southern exposure. On sunny days it's very bright. 401 00:40:13,341 --> 00:40:16,470 I'll take a look around. Be right back. 402 00:40:16,573 --> 00:40:19,394 Go right ahead. 403 00:41:37,418 --> 00:41:41,175 - Mom, I can't find it. - On the fireplace! 404 00:41:56,811 --> 00:41:59,395 - Hey. - I found my soldier. 405 00:41:59,489 --> 00:42:02,594 - Go get your coat. - You can't come in? 406 00:42:02,685 --> 00:42:04,570 Just for a second. 407 00:42:14,225 --> 00:42:15,860 I'm waiting, Joseph. 408 00:42:15,963 --> 00:42:19,518 - You look well. - Fine. And you? 409 00:42:19,613 --> 00:42:21,319 I'm okay. 410 00:42:21,420 --> 00:42:24,311 - Are you in town this weekend? - I'm here. 411 00:42:24,409 --> 00:42:26,294 - So I'll bring him back... - Whenever. 412 00:42:26,390 --> 00:42:28,547 - In any case... - Whenever. 413 00:42:30,282 --> 00:42:32,724 This one's stronger than that one. 414 00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:36,163 - Don't say good-bye? - Say good-bye to your mom. 415 00:42:40,293 --> 00:42:42,035 Have a nice weekend. 416 00:42:44,221 --> 00:42:46,520 It's very nice. 417 00:42:46,619 --> 00:42:49,226 Is it quiet? 418 00:42:49,329 --> 00:42:50,550 Very quiet. 419 00:42:50,650 --> 00:42:52,713 Could I have a floor plan? 420 00:42:52,805 --> 00:42:56,076 Yes, of course. A floor plan. 421 00:43:03,963 --> 00:43:07,305 This is a list of forms and guarantees... 422 00:43:07,403 --> 00:43:11,196 "Dad caught what was left of the house and tied some string around it." 423 00:43:11,296 --> 00:43:14,946 Clarisse decided to teach Piggy how to swim. 424 00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:17,800 Then maybe she'd go oyster fishing. 425 00:43:17,900 --> 00:43:21,135 Dad checks to see if the knots are solid, then he asks, 426 00:43:21,236 --> 00:43:24,756 "What do we do now?" 427 00:43:24,851 --> 00:43:27,008 "We travel," answers Mom." 428 00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:34,209 - Night, darling. - Night. 429 00:43:36,078 --> 00:43:37,963 Leave it open a little. 430 00:43:38,058 --> 00:43:39,836 - Like that? - Yes. 431 00:43:47,617 --> 00:43:49,988 I couldn't wait, I was so hungry. 432 00:43:50,084 --> 00:43:52,075 Is it still hot? 433 00:43:52,170 --> 00:43:54,955 Yeah, it's okay. 434 00:43:55,055 --> 00:43:57,603 - Okay? - Yes, it's good. 435 00:44:00,825 --> 00:44:03,373 - How is it? - You never saw this? 436 00:44:03,467 --> 00:44:04,723 It's great. 437 00:44:09,131 --> 00:44:12,130 I want to take Joseph on vacation. 438 00:44:13,894 --> 00:44:15,565 You can take time? 439 00:44:20,983 --> 00:44:23,010 Going to leave me all alone? 440 00:44:23,104 --> 00:44:26,031 - You can't come? - I'd love to. 441 00:44:28,804 --> 00:44:33,747 I can't ask for vacation now. They'd never give it to me. 442 00:44:33,844 --> 00:44:37,150 - Where? - I don't know. Somewhere sunny. 443 00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:40,249 - Well, now. - Vacation. 444 00:44:50,283 --> 00:44:53,413 Never been sexier than that. 445 00:44:53,517 --> 00:44:54,916 What? 446 00:44:55,010 --> 00:44:57,417 Look how handsome they are! 447 00:45:00,155 --> 00:45:01,660 Tell me something. 448 00:45:01,753 --> 00:45:04,195 You ever feel like having sex with another guy? 449 00:45:04,291 --> 00:45:06,483 Why? You want another girl? 450 00:45:06,584 --> 00:45:10,199 I asked the question. Do you ever get hot for another guy? 451 00:45:10,304 --> 00:45:13,125 Do you ever want a guy, just for the sex? 452 00:45:13,223 --> 00:45:15,250 Sex, and possibly more? 453 00:45:15,344 --> 00:45:16,671 Seriously. 454 00:45:16,769 --> 00:45:18,831 Quit it. 455 00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:20,844 I just want to know. 456 00:45:20,940 --> 00:45:23,902 What good would it do you? 457 00:45:23,998 --> 00:45:28,134 I want to know. So do you. You threw the question back at me. 458 00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:31,403 I know. I know everything. 459 00:45:31,505 --> 00:45:33,390 What, you know? 460 00:45:33,486 --> 00:45:35,679 I know everything. 461 00:45:39,639 --> 00:45:42,768 I know, you know, he knows... 462 00:45:42,871 --> 00:45:44,720 We know, they know... 463 00:45:44,818 --> 00:45:47,117 - Stop. - I knew, we knew, we will know... 464 00:45:47,216 --> 00:45:48,472 I said stop. 465 00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:53,970 Don't! 466 00:45:54,063 --> 00:45:56,220 Not the soy sauce! 467 00:48:42,739 --> 00:48:44,623 You love me? 468 00:48:46,214 --> 00:48:47,814 Of course I love you. 469 00:48:47,917 --> 00:48:49,907 But I love my wife too. 470 00:48:51,184 --> 00:48:53,519 Then why are you with me? 471 00:49:04,288 --> 00:49:06,551 You want me to go? 472 00:49:06,651 --> 00:49:08,050 You want to go? 473 00:50:51,582 --> 00:50:55,375 You still feel as guilty? 474 00:50:55,475 --> 00:50:58,190 - I feel guilty. - Why? 475 00:50:58,291 --> 00:51:01,111 For hurting her. 476 00:51:01,209 --> 00:51:03,023 You're not. I am. 477 00:51:07,049 --> 00:51:09,561 I want you to love me like Gabrielle. 478 00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:15,469 Don't say her name like you know her. 479 00:51:15,565 --> 00:51:18,599 What's she like? 480 00:51:18,693 --> 00:51:20,471 What do you love in her? 481 00:51:20,570 --> 00:51:22,692 Must we talk about her? 482 00:51:22,794 --> 00:51:25,306 Then what do you love in me? 483 00:51:29,919 --> 00:51:31,946 Your bed. 484 00:51:34,576 --> 00:51:38,369 - Ever cheat on your wife before? - No. 485 00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:41,148 Pity. 486 00:51:41,250 --> 00:51:43,893 You could've told me how this will end. 487 00:51:54,388 --> 00:51:56,935 You never fell for one of them? 488 00:51:57,029 --> 00:51:59,992 What? You never fall in love? 489 00:52:00,089 --> 00:52:03,703 I do all the time. I love them all. 490 00:52:03,807 --> 00:52:06,355 I'm not kidding. 491 00:52:06,449 --> 00:52:09,969 Before I make love to them, they drive me wild. 492 00:52:10,064 --> 00:52:14,105 I'm nuts about them. But afterwards, I just can't. 493 00:52:14,199 --> 00:52:16,119 Remember falling for Gabrielle? 494 00:52:16,216 --> 00:52:18,693 Very well. It was at Nathalie's. 495 00:52:18,788 --> 00:52:21,893 She had her back turned, sitting on the floor. 496 00:52:21,985 --> 00:52:24,806 She was smoking a cigarette. 497 00:52:24,904 --> 00:52:28,589 The way her hand was, her neck. She had her hair up. 498 00:52:28,693 --> 00:52:30,683 You're lucky. She's great. 499 00:52:30,778 --> 00:52:32,841 Yeah, my wife is great. 500 00:52:35,123 --> 00:52:38,678 - I remember falling for your wife. - Quit it! 501 00:52:38,773 --> 00:52:43,016 From behind, on all fours. I was holding her hair up. 502 00:52:44,091 --> 00:52:47,018 Ask her if she remembers falling for me. 503 00:56:23,094 --> 00:56:25,879 Come on, Joseph! Let's go! 504 00:56:25,979 --> 00:56:28,207 We're going to see Dad! 505 00:56:50,795 --> 00:56:52,644 I've got to go. 506 00:56:58,824 --> 00:56:59,843 Well... 507 00:57:29,584 --> 00:57:31,955 I have to go to work. 508 00:57:33,025 --> 00:57:34,044 Bye. 509 00:57:40,116 --> 00:57:41,751 Why don't you stay? 510 00:57:45,711 --> 00:57:47,774 I have to go to work. 511 00:58:30,582 --> 00:58:32,609 I'll call you. 512 00:59:12,395 --> 00:59:14,836 - Congratulations! - Thanks. 513 00:59:21,154 --> 00:59:23,311 Let's get a drink. 514 00:59:25,151 --> 00:59:28,457 No, I'm going home. They got back yesterday. 515 00:59:28,557 --> 00:59:32,279 - Was it fun? - Yeah, I think so. 516 00:59:32,380 --> 00:59:37,145 She just said she rested. She doesn't even have a tan. 517 00:59:37,246 --> 00:59:39,474 She stayed in her room? 518 00:59:39,575 --> 00:59:41,116 Busy tonight? 519 00:59:41,208 --> 00:59:45,486 - Who knows what went on. - Stop. What are you doing tonight? 520 00:59:45,588 --> 00:59:48,515 Know what? I don't even want to know. 521 00:59:48,611 --> 00:59:50,211 Hey, you're wrong. 522 00:59:50,315 --> 00:59:52,993 I don't know what to do. I'm going home. 523 00:59:53,096 --> 00:59:54,636 Come over for dinner? 524 00:59:54,729 --> 00:59:56,720 Sure, why not? I'll call you. 525 00:59:56,815 --> 00:59:58,521 You'll call? 526 00:59:58,622 --> 01:00:00,707 I'm counting on you. 527 01:00:00,811 --> 01:00:03,324 - Get the lights? - I got them. 528 01:00:03,418 --> 01:00:05,408 See you later. 529 01:00:38,034 --> 01:00:40,582 I'm really sorry. 530 01:00:40,675 --> 01:00:42,666 - You scared me. - I'm sorry. 531 01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:45,273 I thought it was Gabrielle. 532 01:00:45,368 --> 01:00:47,217 You okay? 533 01:00:47,314 --> 01:00:50,134 - You all right? - Telephone. 534 01:00:51,346 --> 01:00:53,017 Sorry. 535 01:01:01,877 --> 01:01:06,155 No, I'm not home. I decided to go out to eat. 536 01:01:06,256 --> 01:01:09,006 Don't I get to go out, take time for myself? 537 01:01:11,922 --> 01:01:15,051 - What should I make for Joseph? - Pasta. 538 01:01:15,154 --> 01:01:17,347 - What? - You can make pasta. 539 01:01:17,448 --> 01:01:18,810 Pasta with what? 540 01:01:18,908 --> 01:01:21,800 I don't know. Butter and cheese. 541 01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:25,796 - Where is it? - What, where is it? 542 01:01:25,894 --> 01:01:27,672 Up his ass. 543 01:01:27,771 --> 01:01:29,027 I found it. 544 01:01:29,127 --> 01:01:32,718 - Will you be late? - I don't know. 545 01:01:32,810 --> 01:01:35,880 We're going to get Chinese, with Geraldine. 546 01:01:35,974 --> 01:01:37,515 Then maybe a movie. 547 01:01:37,607 --> 01:01:39,492 We'll see. 548 01:01:39,589 --> 01:01:41,023 - Great. - What? 549 01:01:41,118 --> 01:01:42,753 You could've warned me. 550 01:01:42,855 --> 01:01:47,549 - I could've seen Fred. - Tell him to come over. 551 01:01:47,652 --> 01:01:50,165 - Yeah, that's what I'll do. - See you later? 552 01:01:50,258 --> 01:01:53,185 Later. 553 01:01:53,282 --> 01:01:55,866 I don't feel like Chinese. 554 01:01:58,009 --> 01:02:00,416 We'll do this another time? 555 01:02:00,513 --> 01:02:04,447 No, it's not that. But I feel like pasta too. 556 01:02:27,866 --> 01:02:31,481 - He loves his wife and son. - And his mistress and his dog! 557 01:02:31,584 --> 01:02:34,026 - He has no dog. - He loves his little life. 558 01:02:34,122 --> 01:02:35,865 I'm not his mistress. 559 01:02:35,965 --> 01:02:38,193 Really? Then what are you? 560 01:02:38,293 --> 01:02:40,177 Another woman in his life. 561 01:02:41,525 --> 01:02:42,888 How pathetic. 562 01:02:42,985 --> 01:02:45,356 Stop it, Mom! 563 01:02:45,453 --> 01:02:49,044 - It's me. - How are you? 564 01:02:49,138 --> 01:02:51,994 - I'm having dinner out with my mom. - Oh, yeah? 565 01:02:52,092 --> 01:02:53,692 Ah, love... 566 01:02:55,776 --> 01:02:57,803 True, there's nothing better. 567 01:02:57,896 --> 01:02:59,886 Nothing better. 568 01:03:00,538 --> 01:03:02,157 You too. 569 01:03:02,250 --> 01:03:06,079 When you find love, hold on tight. 570 01:03:06,082 --> 01:03:07,645 Mom, please. 571 01:03:07,646 --> 01:03:10,815 - Believe me, I know. - My mom's going crazy. 572 01:03:10,816 --> 01:03:12,143 I'm not crazy. 573 01:03:12,833 --> 01:03:14,990 - When do I meet her? - I'll call. 574 01:03:14,993 --> 01:03:17,078 - Love you. - Me, too. 575 01:03:17,603 --> 01:03:19,452 I worry about her. 576 01:03:19,549 --> 01:03:22,784 Mom, that's my private life. 577 01:03:22,886 --> 01:03:25,293 Hey, we're all in the same boat. 578 01:03:25,389 --> 01:03:27,652 We just said, it's all about men. 579 01:03:27,752 --> 01:03:30,051 Of course. 580 01:03:30,150 --> 01:03:31,964 She thinks her husband is cheating. 581 01:03:32,061 --> 01:03:34,539 Hey, that's my private life. 582 01:03:34,634 --> 01:03:36,270 And I want to have a kid. 583 01:03:36,372 --> 01:03:38,007 That's not essential. 584 01:03:38,109 --> 01:03:40,586 - Well! - Kids? 585 01:03:40,681 --> 01:03:42,838 Thanks a lot! My mother. 586 01:03:42,941 --> 01:03:45,098 What? We're not obliged to have kids. 587 01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,219 Is that mine? 588 01:03:46,313 --> 01:03:49,761 It's important when you have them. But it's not an obligation. 589 01:03:49,857 --> 01:03:52,856 Not every woman must have kids. 590 01:03:52,951 --> 01:03:54,350 - It's me. - Excuse me. 591 01:03:54,446 --> 01:03:55,702 - What's up? - You? 592 01:03:55,801 --> 01:03:57,472 Let's leave them alone. 593 01:03:57,574 --> 01:03:59,565 - Sorry. - Don't worry. 594 01:03:59,659 --> 01:04:01,473 - What? - No, not you. 595 01:04:01,571 --> 01:04:05,185 - I got Chinese, too. - We're having Italian. 596 01:04:05,290 --> 01:04:06,308 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 597 01:04:06,402 --> 01:04:08,393 - With who? - Geraldine. 598 01:04:08,488 --> 01:04:10,088 I'm still with him... 599 01:04:10,191 --> 01:04:11,791 Who would I be with? 600 01:04:11,894 --> 01:04:13,956 At first, he could see us both. 601 01:04:14,048 --> 01:04:15,719 - What are you doing? - Watching TV. 602 01:04:15,821 --> 01:04:17,385 - I didn't mean you. - What? 603 01:04:17,490 --> 01:04:18,889 I should stop. 604 01:04:18,983 --> 01:04:21,496 - Joseph? - Asleep. And the movies? 605 01:04:21,591 --> 01:04:24,553 - Movies? - I have the commute. 606 01:04:24,649 --> 01:04:27,327 Want to move to the country? 607 01:04:27,430 --> 01:04:30,145 - The country? What's that about? - I'll explain. 608 01:04:30,245 --> 01:04:32,473 - He won't leave her. - Your dad left me. 609 01:04:32,574 --> 01:04:35,536 He's not my father. This isn't about you. 610 01:04:35,632 --> 01:04:36,509 Later. 611 01:04:36,605 --> 01:04:38,727 - What does he say? - I love you. 612 01:04:38,830 --> 01:04:40,086 - And you? - Me, too. 613 01:04:40,185 --> 01:04:41,655 Me, too. 614 01:04:44,878 --> 01:04:48,184 Wait, I can pay. It's my treat, for once. 615 01:04:48,284 --> 01:04:50,726 - I'm hungry. - It's coming. 616 01:04:52,559 --> 01:04:54,930 - Sorry. - It's nothing. 617 01:05:03,438 --> 01:05:05,879 - Ready? - Let's go. 618 01:05:08,965 --> 01:05:10,707 Good night. 619 01:05:14,525 --> 01:05:16,409 - She was pretty. - Which one? 620 01:05:16,506 --> 01:05:18,213 - This one. - Next to you? 621 01:05:20,643 --> 01:05:23,084 Finally! Not a moment too soon. 622 01:05:29,783 --> 01:05:31,490 Too hot? 623 01:05:32,843 --> 01:05:34,833 You serious, about the country? 624 01:05:34,928 --> 01:05:37,891 Yes. It would be good for my son. 625 01:05:37,986 --> 01:05:41,471 Yes, great. I'll be home in minutes. 626 01:05:41,567 --> 01:05:44,838 Let me tell you, even for you it's better. 627 01:05:46,050 --> 01:05:47,793 It's her! 628 01:05:47,892 --> 01:05:50,226 Gabrielle Bonnello, real estate agent! 629 01:05:50,325 --> 01:05:51,890 Sorry about the movie. 630 01:05:51,994 --> 01:05:54,293 I'm going home too. I'm tired. 631 01:05:54,392 --> 01:05:56,999 I have to get up early. 632 01:05:58,389 --> 01:06:00,451 See you tomorrow. 633 01:06:01,239 --> 01:06:03,786 Shit! My cell! 634 01:06:14,829 --> 01:06:17,306 - Maybe it's her. - I can't. 635 01:06:17,401 --> 01:06:19,072 Want me to pick up? 636 01:06:19,173 --> 01:06:22,207 - It's at the restaurant. - Want to call? 637 01:06:22,301 --> 01:06:25,335 I'll just go. It's there. See you. 638 01:06:25,429 --> 01:06:27,942 Thanks for dinner. 639 01:06:36,448 --> 01:06:38,261 Pick up. 640 01:06:45,206 --> 01:06:46,119 Yeah, it's me. 641 01:06:46,215 --> 01:06:49,071 - Who's this? - It's me. 642 01:06:49,169 --> 01:06:51,468 Me, who? 643 01:06:53,686 --> 01:06:56,164 I picked up. I thought it was you. 644 01:07:08,042 --> 01:07:11,905 - I shouldn't have. - No, I did almost call. 645 01:07:12,004 --> 01:07:14,303 Thank you. Good-bye. 646 01:07:15,201 --> 01:07:16,907 - Hello? - It's me. 647 01:07:17,008 --> 01:07:18,893 Listen, I can't find... 648 01:07:40,504 --> 01:07:42,626 He fucks who and when he wants. 649 01:07:42,729 --> 01:07:45,407 You've got it made. Not the same problem. 650 01:07:45,509 --> 01:07:46,528 Same. 651 01:07:46,622 --> 01:07:50,236 We all have the same problem. We all want the perfect woman. 652 01:07:50,341 --> 01:07:54,418 He keeps chasing, can't find her. You got her, you think she's not right. 653 01:07:54,511 --> 01:07:57,095 And you? 654 01:07:57,188 --> 01:07:58,728 Me? 655 01:07:59,865 --> 01:08:01,950 I have two and I can't choose. 656 01:08:02,054 --> 01:08:05,847 Two? That's it, I'll never vote for the left again. 657 01:08:05,947 --> 01:08:07,618 You serious? 658 01:08:07,719 --> 01:08:08,738 What is this? 659 01:08:08,831 --> 01:08:11,238 - What is this? - I met your wife. 660 01:08:11,334 --> 01:08:13,633 - Did you say hi for me? - It's not a joke. 661 01:08:13,732 --> 01:08:17,110 It's not a joke. Talk! What is this? Fuck! 662 01:08:18,946 --> 01:08:21,945 - Tell me. - We agreed never at work. 663 01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:25,904 We agreed you wouldn't come see me at work because I'm married. 664 01:08:26,001 --> 01:08:27,815 I know you are. 665 01:08:27,913 --> 01:08:31,432 - Tell me what she knows. - She knows. 666 01:08:33,300 --> 01:08:35,564 - Knows what? - She knows. 667 01:08:35,664 --> 01:08:38,591 - She knows? - Knows what? 668 01:08:38,688 --> 01:08:41,580 - Nothing. - Don't toy with me! 669 01:08:41,677 --> 01:08:43,704 Nothing. We met in a restaurant. 670 01:08:43,797 --> 01:08:46,404 Her friend said she had her doubts. 671 01:08:46,508 --> 01:08:48,630 Doubts! Not the same thing. 672 01:08:48,732 --> 01:08:50,688 - Deny it. - Deny what? 673 01:08:50,783 --> 01:08:51,969 Good start. 674 01:08:52,069 --> 01:08:54,191 Who is this girl? 675 01:08:54,294 --> 01:08:56,486 You never told us. What's her name? 676 01:08:56,588 --> 01:09:00,416 What does she do? What's she look like? 677 01:09:06,493 --> 01:09:10,178 It's not about sex. Are you guys stupid? 678 01:09:10,281 --> 01:09:12,509 A masseuse. Exactly what I need. 679 01:09:12,610 --> 01:09:14,151 You're in deep shit. 680 01:09:14,244 --> 01:09:17,894 It's horrible. It's such a cliché and yet it's horrible. 681 01:09:17,998 --> 01:09:20,925 It's like a disease. Only happens to other people. 682 01:09:21,022 --> 01:09:23,049 Only happens to other people! 683 01:09:25,367 --> 01:09:27,773 Know what's horrible? 684 01:09:27,869 --> 01:09:30,452 If Gabrielle knows, that's horrible. 685 01:09:30,545 --> 01:09:32,085 Horrible. 686 01:09:32,178 --> 01:09:34,584 Why doesn't she say anything? 687 01:09:34,681 --> 01:09:38,272 - You love her? - Of course I do. Are you stupid? 688 01:09:38,366 --> 01:09:41,044 I mean, the other one. The masseuse. 689 01:09:41,146 --> 01:09:43,517 Of course I love her. 690 01:09:43,614 --> 01:09:45,985 Really? As much as your wife? 691 01:09:46,950 --> 01:09:49,013 My back hurts. 692 01:10:06,032 --> 01:10:08,059 Hey, I just had this thought. 693 01:10:08,152 --> 01:10:10,416 If she knows but says nothing, 694 01:10:11,524 --> 01:10:13,302 maybe she's got someone too. 695 01:10:14,860 --> 01:10:16,567 - Idiot. - Watch out! 696 01:10:16,668 --> 01:10:18,374 You idiot. 697 01:10:22,610 --> 01:10:24,601 Are you sleeping? 698 01:11:05,501 --> 01:11:07,528 Anybody home? 699 01:11:30,004 --> 01:11:31,545 It's me, Mom. 700 01:11:31,639 --> 01:11:33,417 - How are you? - Fine. And you? 701 01:11:33,515 --> 01:11:36,442 - Fine. Just fine. - Is Joseph with you? 702 01:11:36,539 --> 01:11:38,945 Yes, he's here. He just had lunch. 703 01:11:39,042 --> 01:11:41,519 I made him some nice potatoes au gratin. 704 01:11:41,614 --> 01:11:43,428 Gabrielle brought him over? 705 01:11:43,525 --> 01:11:45,682 No, your dad went to get him. 706 01:11:45,784 --> 01:11:47,490 Did she say where she'd be? 707 01:11:47,592 --> 01:11:50,662 I have no idea. Ask him. 708 01:11:50,754 --> 01:11:53,267 Put him on, will you? 709 01:11:53,361 --> 01:11:55,768 - You okay? - Fine. 710 01:11:55,864 --> 01:11:58,933 When I got home, there was no one here. 711 01:11:59,027 --> 01:12:02,061 - Want to come over? - No thanks, Mom. 712 01:12:02,155 --> 01:12:04,490 I made a nice cake. 713 01:12:04,588 --> 01:12:07,195 - Don't. - All right, fine! 714 01:12:07,299 --> 01:12:09,077 Always in a rush. Here's your dad. 715 01:12:09,176 --> 01:12:10,646 Love you. 716 01:12:10,740 --> 01:12:12,375 - Hello? - It's me. You okay? 717 01:12:12,478 --> 01:12:14,505 - Fine and you? - Fine. 718 01:12:14,598 --> 01:12:17,976 - Did she say where she was going? - Not a word. 719 01:12:18,074 --> 01:12:21,380 Forgot the boy's blankie. He cried in the car. 720 01:12:21,479 --> 01:12:24,371 Do me a favor - no cartoons all day. 721 01:12:24,469 --> 01:12:26,175 Don't worry about it. 722 01:12:26,276 --> 01:12:30,318 - Really. - I said okay! Don't bust my balls. 723 01:12:31,594 --> 01:12:35,457 - When do you want him home? - I'll probably come get him myself. 724 01:12:35,556 --> 01:12:38,591 Stay for dinner. Make Mom happy. 725 01:12:38,684 --> 01:12:40,225 I bet he will. 726 01:12:40,318 --> 01:12:42,724 - Sugar? - Yeah, on the side. 727 01:12:42,821 --> 01:12:43,935 Are you listening? 728 01:12:44,036 --> 01:12:46,679 - See you later. - Later. 729 01:12:46,782 --> 01:12:49,259 Grandpa! 730 01:12:49,355 --> 01:12:52,176 Grandpa! Quick, this one is really cool. 731 01:12:56,931 --> 01:12:58,851 Not a word to your father. 732 01:14:49,093 --> 01:14:53,064 - I have nothing against the country. - Well, then? 733 01:14:53,159 --> 01:14:54,594 Well... 734 01:14:54,689 --> 01:14:57,130 She saw a house. It has to sell right away. 735 01:14:57,226 --> 01:14:58,696 It's a bargain. 736 01:14:58,790 --> 01:15:02,168 It's a very pretty house. Nice view. 737 01:15:02,266 --> 01:15:03,972 There's this big tree... 738 01:15:04,073 --> 01:15:07,688 See that? Tree! Symbol of strength. Masculine. 739 01:15:07,792 --> 01:15:10,719 But strength, force, you see, is feminine. 740 01:15:10,816 --> 01:15:14,679 - Vagina is masculine. - So what? 741 01:15:14,778 --> 01:15:17,149 I don't get it. You're ridiculous. 742 01:15:17,246 --> 01:15:19,474 Yeah, well, they understand me. 743 01:15:19,574 --> 01:15:21,696 - Not really. - Me neither. 744 01:15:21,799 --> 01:15:23,613 Anyway, penis is feminine. 745 01:15:23,710 --> 01:15:26,425 Your little dickey is feminine! 746 01:15:26,526 --> 01:15:29,525 Country is feminine. Is anyone listening? 747 01:15:29,619 --> 01:15:31,397 We're sick of listening to you. 748 01:15:31,496 --> 01:15:33,867 - What's wrong with you? - What's wrong? 749 01:15:33,964 --> 01:15:34,982 Can you be polite? 750 01:15:35,076 --> 01:15:37,198 - Look, it's been... - Be polite? 751 01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:38,521 Talk lower. 752 01:15:38,621 --> 01:15:40,920 Do you mind talking lower, please? 753 01:15:42,063 --> 01:15:43,497 Please. 754 01:15:43,592 --> 01:15:45,370 Thank you. 755 01:15:46,616 --> 01:15:48,950 Say thank you. 756 01:15:52,524 --> 01:15:54,302 Unbelievable. 757 01:16:10,180 --> 01:16:11,199 Drink? 758 01:16:11,293 --> 01:16:13,485 - No, I have to go. - Where? 759 01:16:15,602 --> 01:16:18,945 - Invite her. - There are two of them. 760 01:16:19,044 --> 01:16:20,964 - Bastard. - Why? 761 01:16:21,059 --> 01:16:22,494 Jealous? 762 01:16:22,589 --> 01:16:24,295 - I didn't say bastard. - We all heard. 763 01:16:24,396 --> 01:16:26,553 I didn't mean, I'm jealous. 764 01:16:26,655 --> 01:16:29,370 I meant, it's not right to do that to girls. 765 01:16:29,471 --> 01:16:32,814 You're ridiculous. You want to do it with two girls? 766 01:16:32,911 --> 01:16:35,318 Be honest. You want to do it with two girls? 767 01:16:35,414 --> 01:16:36,670 I'm sorry. 768 01:16:37,743 --> 01:16:39,105 - And you? - Me what? 769 01:16:39,202 --> 01:16:40,908 Would you want two guys? 770 01:16:41,009 --> 01:16:44,008 - One's enough. - You want to do it with a guy? 771 01:16:44,103 --> 01:16:45,122 See that? 772 01:16:45,216 --> 01:16:46,816 You're enough for me. 773 01:16:46,919 --> 01:16:50,024 - Liar! You wouldn't want to? - Quit fucking around. 774 01:16:52,515 --> 01:16:53,533 I'd like to. 775 01:16:53,626 --> 01:16:56,553 - You wouldn't? - What, two girls? 776 01:16:59,778 --> 01:17:03,049 I'd like to do it with two guys. Why is that any different? 777 01:17:03,150 --> 01:17:04,893 I can't stand it. 778 01:17:25,568 --> 01:17:28,210 - What did I do now? - Not you. Listen. 779 01:17:34,466 --> 01:17:36,172 They're making love. 780 01:17:36,273 --> 01:17:38,536 Do something, I can't sleep. 781 01:17:38,636 --> 01:17:40,971 What do you want me to do? 782 01:17:41,070 --> 01:17:43,192 I knew I could count on you. 783 01:17:49,690 --> 01:17:51,396 What are you doing? 784 01:17:51,497 --> 01:17:53,203 Stop it! 785 01:17:58,344 --> 01:18:00,193 Are you nuts? 786 01:18:13,255 --> 01:18:14,961 Shut up. It's enough. 787 01:19:10,152 --> 01:19:12,238 - Oh, it's you. - Don't open my door? 788 01:19:12,342 --> 01:19:15,755 You're broke. A 90,000 dollar car... I always think you're a guest. 789 01:19:15,852 --> 01:19:19,266 - I get free gas, too. - Lucky bastard. 790 01:19:19,363 --> 01:19:22,148 Open the lady's door, Watch your mouth. 791 01:19:25,445 --> 01:19:27,151 How sweet. 792 01:19:29,268 --> 01:19:30,418 See ya. 793 01:19:39,556 --> 01:19:41,227 Already? 794 01:20:28,668 --> 01:20:30,623 I can't stand this. 795 01:20:47,124 --> 01:20:49,388 What are we doing? 796 01:20:50,460 --> 01:20:53,103 Why do you stay with me? 797 01:20:53,206 --> 01:20:56,856 I'll need you when I retire. You can massage my back. 798 01:20:59,532 --> 01:21:00,967 Asshole! 799 01:21:01,061 --> 01:21:02,460 - What is that? - Stop! 800 01:21:04,536 --> 01:21:07,014 What's wrong with you? Stop! 801 01:21:08,465 --> 01:21:10,942 Stop, I was kidding around! 802 01:21:11,036 --> 01:21:12,399 Let go! 803 01:21:14,303 --> 01:21:16,638 - Stop. I was kidding. - A joke? 804 01:21:16,736 --> 01:21:18,621 Very funny! 805 01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:44,582 Going to leave her? 806 01:21:52,467 --> 01:21:55,074 You'd leave a wife you love? 807 01:22:00,496 --> 01:22:05,058 - I forgot. - Want an increase? Bring me the papers. 808 01:22:05,153 --> 01:22:06,339 Tomorrow. 809 01:22:06,439 --> 01:22:09,153 - I promise. - Sorry, but I need them. 810 01:22:10,227 --> 01:22:12,561 - How are you, Vincent? - Fine. 811 01:22:16,935 --> 01:22:19,413 You're getting an increase? 812 01:22:19,507 --> 01:22:21,427 You're getting an increase? 813 01:22:21,524 --> 01:22:24,131 I'm going to have a baby. 814 01:22:24,234 --> 01:22:25,491 What? 815 01:22:25,591 --> 01:22:27,783 I'm going to have a baby. 816 01:22:27,884 --> 01:22:31,191 A child. A girl, if you want to know. 817 01:22:31,291 --> 01:22:33,353 You're joking, right? 818 01:22:33,445 --> 01:22:35,258 No, it's no joke. 819 01:22:35,357 --> 01:22:37,764 Hang on. I must have missed a beat. 820 01:22:38,868 --> 01:22:42,696 A girl I slept with got pregnant, and she wants to keep the baby. 821 01:22:42,795 --> 01:22:45,545 And so do I, I think. That's all. 822 01:22:47,140 --> 01:22:48,918 - I don't get it. - It's simple. 823 01:22:49,017 --> 01:22:50,095 Are you in love? 824 01:22:50,198 --> 01:22:53,883 Don't start in with that stupid romantic paradigm. 825 01:22:53,986 --> 01:22:56,215 - Daddy, Mommy... - Be serious. 826 01:22:56,316 --> 01:22:59,172 No, you be serious. And don't judge me. 827 01:22:59,270 --> 01:23:01,913 I'm not, I want you to be happy. 828 01:23:02,016 --> 01:23:03,935 Why? Are you happy? 829 01:23:04,031 --> 01:23:07,646 You happy? You don't look it. 830 01:23:07,750 --> 01:23:09,528 You're the one in pain, not me. 831 01:23:10,878 --> 01:23:15,607 You live with fairy tales you learned as a boy. 832 01:23:15,709 --> 01:23:20,344 "They got married and lived happily ever after." Bullshit! 833 01:23:20,436 --> 01:23:23,470 What is it? To have a kid with a woman I love. 834 01:23:23,565 --> 01:23:25,686 The fruit of our love, is that it? 835 01:23:25,790 --> 01:23:30,140 When I fall for another woman I just eat my heart out? 836 01:23:30,239 --> 01:23:31,803 Hey, wake up! 837 01:23:31,906 --> 01:23:35,391 You live in a bourgeois world, and it's out of date! 838 01:23:35,486 --> 01:23:40,844 Look at the divorce figures. Maybe in 40 years, I'll be the norm. 839 01:23:40,943 --> 01:23:44,143 Forty years is how long my parents have been married. 840 01:26:35,875 --> 01:26:38,281 You have the box cutter? 841 01:26:45,398 --> 01:26:47,282 The box cutter? 842 01:26:47,379 --> 01:26:49,572 There are knives in the kitchen. 843 01:27:30,304 --> 01:27:31,845 Are you okay? 844 01:29:54,164 --> 01:29:56,676 What? What's that look about? 845 01:29:56,770 --> 01:30:00,704 Nothing. Just watching you get off on your new car. 846 01:30:00,802 --> 01:30:02,995 - Is that wrong? - Not at all. 847 01:30:03,096 --> 01:30:05,430 I'm happy for you. 848 01:30:10,082 --> 01:30:13,009 - It's hot, isn't it? - Hot? 849 01:30:15,296 --> 01:30:17,180 Check your owner's manual. 850 01:30:55,544 --> 01:30:58,779 No need to stop talking on my account. 851 01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:02,223 Don't give me that angel face. I heard what you were saying. 852 01:31:02,322 --> 01:31:05,451 I know what your guy talk is about. 853 01:31:16,606 --> 01:31:18,171 I'm crazy about her. 854 01:31:22,932 --> 01:31:25,575 You're not going to move your ass? 855 01:31:25,678 --> 01:31:28,428 You let us work, you don't move your ass? 856 01:31:28,528 --> 01:31:31,728 Naturally, the women do the clearing. 857 01:31:32,943 --> 01:31:34,649 You still need these? 858 01:31:34,750 --> 01:31:36,456 We're still drinking. 859 01:31:43,578 --> 01:31:46,683 - Water off my back. - The only way. 860 01:31:56,507 --> 01:31:58,392 There's still a piece of cake. 861 01:31:58,489 --> 01:32:01,594 - No, thanks. - Nice of you. 862 01:32:01,686 --> 01:32:05,029 Anybody got a cigarette? 863 01:32:10,550 --> 01:32:13,193 Thank you. It's freezing. Not cold? 864 01:32:13,295 --> 01:32:15,001 Yeah, we're coming in. 865 01:32:15,103 --> 01:32:18,268 - You sure about the cake? - Yeah, I think I will have some. 866 01:32:18,370 --> 01:32:20,183 You're very nice. 867 01:32:21,220 --> 01:32:22,963 Some guys have all the luck. 868 01:32:31,488 --> 01:32:32,488 Me too. 869 01:32:34,513 --> 01:32:35,513 Me too. 870 01:32:37,180 --> 01:32:38,180 Kisses. 871 01:32:39,705 --> 01:32:42,905 I ca... I ca... I've got to go. I've got to go. 872 01:32:42,930 --> 01:32:45,330 Kisses. You too. 873 01:33:07,270 --> 01:33:10,304 Dad, I don't want to go to school. 874 01:33:11,405 --> 01:33:12,768 What do you mean? 875 01:33:12,866 --> 01:33:17,630 I don't want to. I want to go to work with you. 876 01:33:17,731 --> 01:33:20,374 - You can't. - Why? 877 01:33:20,477 --> 01:33:23,748 - Because you have school. - But why? 878 01:33:23,849 --> 01:33:26,741 Because kids go to school 879 01:33:26,838 --> 01:33:30,879 to learn a job they can do when they're big. 880 01:33:30,974 --> 01:33:33,973 But I want to go to work with you. 881 01:33:36,570 --> 01:33:40,019 - That can't happen. - Why can't it happen? 882 01:33:40,115 --> 01:33:42,663 Because that's how it is. 883 01:33:42,756 --> 01:33:46,170 See that lady? She goes to work and her daughter goes to school. 884 01:33:46,267 --> 01:33:49,396 Why do adults always go to work? 885 01:33:49,499 --> 01:33:53,054 Because adults work to pay for the children's toys. 886 01:33:53,149 --> 01:33:57,984 Why do you have to pay for toys? 887 01:33:58,084 --> 01:34:00,277 Because things have a value... 888 01:34:00,378 --> 01:34:02,084 What's a value, Dad? 889 01:34:02,185 --> 01:34:04,900 A value is what a thing costs. 890 01:34:06,913 --> 01:34:09,141 And who decides all that? 891 01:34:09,242 --> 01:34:11,790 The president of this country! 892 01:34:13,759 --> 01:34:15,229 Have a nice day. 893 01:34:19,355 --> 01:34:22,105 Three bedrooms, quiet. 894 01:34:25,611 --> 01:34:28,954 Sunny all afternoon in the living room. 895 01:34:29,053 --> 01:34:30,594 Hold on. 896 01:34:34,788 --> 01:34:36,981 Rue Blanche. Wood floors. 897 01:34:38,784 --> 01:34:40,811 - Two bedrooms. - Two. 898 01:34:40,905 --> 01:34:43,620 - Yes, very quiet. - Very quiet. 899 01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:45,948 Yes. Very quiet. 900 01:34:46,049 --> 01:34:47,649 Yes, madam. Yes, that's it. 901 01:34:47,752 --> 01:34:50,016 It's... It's taken. 902 01:34:54,043 --> 01:34:57,871 I'm picking up the keys in about 20 minutes. 903 01:34:57,971 --> 01:35:00,448 Okay, fine. See you there. 904 01:35:59,039 --> 01:36:00,117 Hi. 905 01:36:00,220 --> 01:36:03,740 Are you the one who wants the visit? 906 01:36:03,835 --> 01:36:06,905 - I'm not late? - No. 907 01:36:21,023 --> 01:36:22,564 A quiet building. 908 01:36:22,656 --> 01:36:25,892 They want to be sure the new tenant won't make noise. 909 01:36:28,686 --> 01:36:31,543 I'm all alone. No children. 910 01:36:31,641 --> 01:36:33,631 No pets, no birds. 911 01:36:35,011 --> 01:36:36,825 I have nothing. 912 01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:40,127 I'm... 913 01:36:41,824 --> 01:36:43,602 very quiet. 914 01:36:47,177 --> 01:36:49,927 - Go ahead. - After you. 915 01:36:55,379 --> 01:36:58,271 I feel like I've seen you before. 916 01:36:59,828 --> 01:37:01,298 Maybe.